Danny Curry Attempts to Make 100 Three Pointers | The Yak 2-5-26

Summary

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The Yak – February 5, 2026

Overview

This episode of Barstool Sports' "The Yak," hosted by KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer) and crew (Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat), broadcasts from Super Bowl week in San Francisco. The group dives into wild Super Bowl week stories, the logistics and drama of Danny Curry’s attempt to make 100 three-pointers, and plenty of off-the-wall humor, complete with a live Puppy Bowl dog visit, viral football moments, and the usual roster shenanigans. Banter about dinners, parties, and inside jokes keeps the conversation rolling, topped off with a Pepsi Challenge and legendary sports references.

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Main Segments and Key Discussion Points

Super Bowl Week Antics & Wild Nights Out (00:50–17:00)

• Show kicks off with playful teasing about tie-dye rompers and awkward party attire:
  • Big Cat, on the romper: “Standing there with your penis in your hand and you just, like the whole thing is down… you feel ridiculous.” [01:10]
• Recapping a raucous night at Tonga Room—a tiki bar—full of conga lines, scorpion bowls, and the Barstool crew meeting the local high society:
  • Steven Cheah: “It was actually a big lineup… My Tai bar. He had a giant scorpion bowl…” [03:54]
• Kate bemoans missing the Tonga outing after instigating it for weeks, hilarity ensues as she gets party updates throughout her long dinner elsewhere.
• Famous faces at events:
  • Kate, Rone, and others attend the Kelsey party, report Travis Kelce interaction (“Don’t be a weirdo, bro.”) [11:29] and Kylie Kelsey sighting.
  • Lane Johnson and the Workaholics crew make appearances.

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Celebrity Encounters & San Francisco Culture (17:13–36:02)

• Dave Chappelle encountered at the hotel lobby, missed by seconds after a live stream ends.
  • Kate: “We missed it by, like... two seconds later, Dave Chappelle was at our hotel. He was waiting for somebody.” [17:28]
• Chat about legal public nudity in San Francisco—soft is legal, hard is not.
  • Kate: “You can be dick out in San Francisco, but the second it starts getting hard, it’s illegal.” [09:36]
• Random NFL star and local personalities sightings abound; contrast between beautiful city and its suitability for Super Bowl week:
  • Nick: “This might be the most beautiful city in the country.” [34:53]
  • Big Cat: “I don’t think it’s a great Super Bowl city, but it’s one of my favorite cities...” [34:57]

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Danny Curry’s 100 Three-Pointer Quest (20:00–74:13; revisited throughout)

• Danny attempts to make 100 threes on a tough double rim, streaming live, with technical and logistic obstacles (no rebounder, only one ball).
  • Lucas (cameraman): “It’s really hard because he’s got… a lot of time in between made shots, so I keep forgetting the number.” [21:05]
• Crew doubts his progress when the shot count seems suspiciously high after a break for lunch.
  • Big Cat: “He was at 14, Brandon. He was at 14. When we watched him, we left him for 30 minutes. He magically made up 84…” [65:13]
• Comic attempts to ‘pants’ Danny, half-court shot challenges where a make knocks him back to zero, and general mayhem as Nikki Smokes proves the world’s worst rebounder.
• Danny finally completes 100, but with considerable ridicule and a push for more challenging shots (“Half court for number 100!”).

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Puppy Bowl Dogs Visit (47:42–61:45)

• Adorable chaos as real Puppy Bowl competitors and local shelter puppies visit the set.
• Heartfelt talk about animal adoption, sheltering, and what it takes to make the Puppy Bowl squad:
  • Handler: "So there’s 150 animals participating in this year’s Puppy Bowl with 75 shelters across the country." [52:44]
• Hosts compete to hold the puppies, Brandon tries (awkwardly) to express grief for a past pet:
  • Brandon (mis-speaking): “I haven't killed one of these in a long time.” [61:46]
  • Rapid-fire, the group riffs on this with incredulity and laughter.

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Recurring Bits and Viral Sports Clips (76:57–84:32)

• Legendary Gruden/Gannon reunion video gets a live breakdown:
  • Big Cat: “See you, man. 17 touches. They haven’t seen each other for a decade. Just start screaming.” [80:42]
• Discussion of football trivia show, The Dozen, and team member strengths/weaknesses.
• Speculation about Tom Brady’s Super Bowl loyalty, Asante Samuel’s threats to spill secrets, and the oddities of Barstool’s inner circle.

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Pepsi Challenge, Product Tie-ins, and Hot Takes (103:11–113:02)

• Pepsi Zero Sugar blind taste test ends with Pepsi as the clear winner:
  • Kyle: “Pepsi is 100% better… Pepsi Zero Sugar is delicious.” [105:06]
• Riffs on other Super Bowl sponsor promos, DraftKings betting lines, and city-by-city police stylings (“It feels like Blues Brothers; old Crown Vics.”).
• Extended debate about who pays for what during Barstool crew outings—Frank refuses to cover parking, Mikey Bets foots the bill at extravagant Vegas buffets.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (by Timestamp)

• Romper Ridicule:
  “Standing there with your penis in your hand... you feel ridiculous.”
  – Big Cat, [01:10]
• Travis Kelce Interaction:
  “Don’t be a weirdo, bro.” – Joey Avery relays Travis Kelce’s reaction, [11:29]
• San Francisco Laws:
  “You can be soft here.” – Kate, [09:48]
• Puppy Bowl Heartstring-Puller:
  “There’s a special place in heaven for people who adopt the dogs that are taking longer...”
  – Rone, [55:40]
• Danny’s Plight:
  “He was at 14... we left him... made up 84.”
  – Big Cat, [65:13]
  On Nikki Smokes’ rebounding: “He has zero enthusiasm. He’s just... doing that.” [67:34]
• Brandon Misspeaks:
  "I haven't killed one of these in a long time." – Brandon (meant ‘held a puppy’), [61:46]
• Gruden/Gannon Viral Video:
  “See you, man. 17 touches. They haven’t seen each other for a decade. Just start screaming.” – Big Cat, [80:42]
• Pepsi Zero Endorsement:
  “Pepsi is 100% better.” – Kyle, [105:06]

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Memorable Riffs and Social Commentary

• On Super Bowl week parties:
  • Rival dinners, crew splintering between exclusive invite events, ceremonial eating of the "first meatball" alongside Dave Portnoy and Baker Mayfield.
• On San Francisco as a host city:
  • Observations on its beauty, lack of NFL fan gear presence, and jurisdictional quirks.
• On high school glory days:
  • Mikey Bets' football film breakdown, ribbing about being left out of team parties due to being a "freak show."
• On teammates’ quirks:
  • Steven Cheah’s wine review vocabulary deficiency, lack of “salty” in Dana’s lexicon.
• On the endless Danny three-point saga:
  • Increasingly elaborate ways to reset his count, group delight in making things harder for him, and a meta-commentary on Barstool’s “content above comfort” ethos.

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Conclusion and Takeaways

This Yak episode is a rapid-fire, irreverent Super Bowl week special—a chaotic cocktail of party tales, inside jokes, sports heroics, viral memes, and puppy cuddling. At its heart, it’s about group chemistry: pranking each other, celebrating barely-earned victories, and making even the ordinary (street hot dogs, long dinners, puppies on set) absurdly entertaining. For Yak regulars and newcomers alike, it distills the show’s irresistible a.m. energy and outlandish camaraderie.

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Recommended Listen For:

• Anyone craving Barstool’s signature blend of sports banter, reality-TV-style confessional, and unpredictable live antics.
• Fans of marathon content stretches where every guest, dog, and three-point attempt is made into a running bit.

Most Yak Moment:
Danny finally hitting (or almost hitting) his 100th three-pointer—only to have everyone try to set him back to zero, for no reason at all but the chaos.

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Transcript

[A]

Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Put a lot on her blue. You the robot. That's a spicy meatball. Are you serious? I just wanted to be an alien. That was incredible. Oh, hello. Hello. It's the Yak Day 4 from the Super Bowl. Welcome in. How's everyone feeling? Great. Look ridiculous. I feel ridiculous.

[B]

You got to stop saying that. As a guy that has a lot of tie dye in his closet, I'm starting to get offended. Like, what kind of bozo would wear like this?

[A]

I also think you're supposed to. You're supposed to wear something underneath because I went to this.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, that's just one thing.

[E]

Oh, it's one thing.

[F]

That.

[B]

That is awesome.

[E]

It's a romper.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

But when you're standing there with your penis in your hand and you just, like the whole thing is down and you're in tie dye, you feel ridiculous. Also with the small penis.

[B]

How do you.

[A]

I haven't yet. You got a. Yeah, I got a. I gotta go test it out. How's everyone doing?

[C]

Good.

[B]

Really good.

[A]

Incredible yak yesterday. Ian Cobble might be my favorite person. Maybe just favorite person.

[G]

Really famous.

[D]

But the yak never.

[F]

He.

[A]

He's got like a documentary in the world.

[G]

He is genuinely like the Kelly Keys I saw was.

[D]

But the act never ended. Right. You.

[H]

You.

[E]

You.

[D]

You went out with him all night?

[F]

Yeah, we hung out for. For a bit.

[A]

Put the mic next year. Come on.

[D]

Come on.

[F]

We hung out for quite a bit last night.

[A]

Who are we talking to right now?

[D]

Have you seen it?

[A]

I have not. We talking.

[D]

Might be a little clicky here.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Steve. Steven.

[H]

Genuinely.

[A]

Why?

[G]

Shepter, dude.

[A]

Steven.

[H]

Wow.

[B]

Have you. You walked.

[A]

I heard you were genuinely upset.

[B]

Dean, Kyle had something to say. You want to take. Give me some time.

[A]

I heard you were genuinely upset when you got handed that.

[F]

Yeah, a slow frown came over my face.

[A]

Let's see it.

[F]

Recreate it first so Dom holds it up.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Normal speed.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I also never saw a frown.

[A]

Yeah, that wasn't.

[G]

That was a standard Stephen Che face.

[A]

That was a sigh. Oh, no. Slower.

[F]

I don't know how to do a friend. Really.

[A]

What do you.

[D]

Well, the eyes have to get involved. The eyebrows have to get involved too.

[A]

You can't just never been sad.

[B]

Never.

[A]

Never. All right, so. So now that we're talking to Mr. Fuckshefter. Go ahead.

[F]

Yeah. Last night, Ian was down to hang out and meet up, so he Was going to come to radio. He had a dinner, ended up meeting up at.

[A]

Panga, which was, I believe, years ago.

[B]

He's awesome.

[A]

He's someone. Someone responded to it and they. They're like, he is what Jerry o' Connell is to pmt. I hope Ian Cobble is to the Yak. Yes. Our master song. We're a group of people that don his expertise ever. We could do the same thing where he just sits here and looks at Stephen Chase. Stephen Chase says, the wine looks purple. There is no universe where that man should ever meet. Mikey bets he's walking around with the most high class people in the world. And then he comes in here to 6969 as he says, this tastes like a church pew covered in Vaseline.

[G]

What was that crew? What was their lineup from last night?

[F]

It was actually a big lineup.

[G]

See, like Heavy hitters.

[F]

Yeah. So big Time Foli got there first and it was a tropical drinks bar. My Tai bar. He had a giant scorpion bowl that was probably like five drinks. Big Cody lands.

[B]

Damn.

[G]

God damn.

[F]

Slow down.

[A]

Slow down, bro.

[F]

Nikki smokes Hannah, Mikey Betts, myself nephew Kyle. It was a good group.

[E]

Hogdale.

[F]

Hogdale was there. Yes.

[A]

Hogdale was cutting up the rug.

[B]

This was the place with the boat and the. Yeah, yeah.

[G]

Look at this conga line. Yeah, that's a huge conga line.

[A]

Hey, where was your jersey, Che?

[F]

We did not wear. I have to. I have to return every night to get restitched.

[A]

It's not. It's not stitching. It's a Velcro piece.

[F]

All redone.

[H]

Okay.

[F]

The jersey. Yes.

[A]

It just would have popped. It would have really popped. 69 would have popped at the Tonga bar.

[F]

There were definitely some 69ers there.

[A]

What does that look at, Mikey?

[D]

What?

[A]

There were pussy eaters and dick suckers there.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That was. It was a really good time. So Mikey Betts took a picture of me taking a giant sip of the Scorpion bowl. And then one of the managers came over like 20 minutes later and was like, we saw this picture. We need to like, where are you guys from? What's your deal? And so they. They had the live band give barstool a shout out, which Mikey Betts was very nervous he was gonna miss because he had to run to the bathroom. And then they did a special song for us.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

And they gave us a round of drinks. And then they start a conga line. And it was in like this kind of like, corral. It was probably like a little bit bigger than this area. Like the dance floor. And then there were so many people in the conga line that it just stopped moving because it ran out of space. So one of the people worked there, took the hand of somebody was like, go around the restaurant. Go around the restaurant. So we all went around the restaurant. It was a great time.

[A]

It looked awesome.

[F]

You know, just dance the night away.

[G]

Kate's pissed.

[A]

Yeah, Doug was there. Doug was there. You. That is your Kate.

[B]

Why'd you miss it?

[E]

I was the one who was sending. In the weeks leading up to this, sending everyone. The link to this place being like, if we do one thing this week, we all must.

[B]

How do you miss this?

[H]

Oh, my God.

[A]

You missed that.

[B]

Did you miss this, Kate?

[A]

What is he doing? Who is the. Who did the boat move?

[F]

Boat move.

[A]

I saw someone doing a boat move on. Yeah, on the floor.

[E]

So smart.

[A]

Who was that?

[D]

That's a.

[A]

That's a friend of the program. He's been like a producer. He's not with Barstool, but he is at all of our major events. Huh. Stalker freelance guy. He's done the golf videos with you before, too. Got it. Got it. Because, yeah, I kind of recognized him. I was like, I don't. He does the tracing. He's really good at. Got it. Yeah, got it. Viva hours.

[H]

Viva hours.

[A]

Big time.

[G]

That was sick.

[F]

That looks.

[A]

His move. He had a great move.

[E]

I was at another dinner, which was lovely. I was glad to be there, but it took a long time and I kept getting updates. Chase, like, we have a super long straw in our drink now. We're doing a conga line now or whatever. And I was like, oh, my God.

[A]

Look at Che flowing. Here comes. Oh, there's Mirage. Were you just reeling him in?

[F]

Yeah, we're all taking turns.

[A]

Oh, maybe it wasn't. This video looks.

[F]

Oh, I think it is. I think it is. I think it's getting down.

[B]

Who is this guy crazy.

[D]

This morning.

[G]

Out of nowhere, doing the breathe in, breathe out move is nuts.

[A]

John Travolta.

[C]

What?

[F]

Wow.

[G]

You guys had a dance circle.

[F]

Yeah, it was really.

[G]

Who's the first one to get on the dance floor? Who, like, set it off of you guys?

[A]

I mean, did you see that? I confirmed multiple hugs at the Super Bowl. You're going to be in Dave's suite. I heard I was next to Austin when you were saying it. Yeah.

[G]

You fist pump huge.

[A]

Yes.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

That's so big. Yeah. The pre hug.

[G]

You're. You could will the Patriots to the super bowl on your own with your positivity and good vibes. I genuinely think you could.

[A]

Are you going to jerk off the morning of. No. Focus. Focus up. I think you should. I don't think. No, can't. What if you hug Dave and get a little hard or bust? Yeah, I stay hard. Did you see, did you see by the way, Gron getting hard? Yeah, saw that. It's like the slow to le that got choked out by K. Adams and just slowly started getting hard.

[F]

No.

[B]

What?

[A]

CM Punk was teaching him a move here. You might have to zoom in a little.

[D]

We're zooming into his.

[A]

Zooming on Gron's. Look at that. There it is. It's coming. He's like, it's like very subtle because the pants.

[C]

Oh wow.

[B]

That catch.

[A]

But I mean if, if I notice that I'm keeping that to myself. Yeah. Else notice Gronk's conc.

[B]

It's very subtle.

[A]

Very subtle, huh?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I might have just seen that guy. The Turkmenistan K. Adams is leaning in front just choking out Gronk. You're late and you're focused on his. Yeah, let me check out Gron's real quick.

[G]

Kate was filling me in on some of the local laws around. Getting hard.

[E]

Yes. I, I was in the Castro yesterday, the gaborhood. And I was walking up the street and there was just three completely new dudes standing on a sunny corner with their out and I, I was like.

[A]

Oh wonder, I love it.

[E]

And they were outside, they were outside a cookie shop. And apparently you can be dick out in San Francisco by the second it starts getting hard. It's illegal.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[E]

So you can be soft here.

[B]

First day on the patrol. Training day for that.

[A]

Imagine a sneak out. Like two fat cops drinking a cup.

[G]

Of coffee and it's like 20 cigarettes on there.

[A]

They're having a McMuffin and they're just sitting there staring at cops getting hard. So wait, so. So what was the end of the night?

[F]

I. I took a. An Uber with nephew Kyle to another bar where like Hank and Max and them.

[C]

Damn.

[A]

You were just tying one on. I love that.

[F]

I think I had like two drinks the whole night, so. But it was fun. Yeah, I'm not a big drinker anymore.

[A]

Any heart attacks, symptoms?

[F]

Yeah, no, no, no. Check. We're good.

[A]

Okay. And then you and Kate and Ron, you guys went to the Kelsey party.

[G]

Yes. And, and that's. I'm just going to keep on teeing Kate up because all the funny stuff happened to her.

[E]

So I'm at dinner, I get a last minute invite shout out to Jack from the Ross Tucker Podcast who hooked me up. And then the New Heights producers are all yakkers. They watch the yak every day. They said they love the yak.

[A]

Oh, hell yeah.

[E]

And so it worked. Me being like, I wish I could go to the Kelsey party yesterday. So good for me for whining. But anyway, we get there and Joey Avery is there, always great talking to him. And we're right next to. We're like five feet away from Travis Kelce. And I'm thinking to myself, I know that they're just normal people and it's very annoying when they're having a nice time that people keep coming up to them being like, I just have to tell you, blah, blah, blah. But also, when else?

[A]

If you do it in that voice, yes, absolutely. That would annoy me.

[E]

But also, like, it's my life too. And when else am I going to talk to Travis Kelce?

[A]

You know, probably next year at the.

[E]

Super bowl, maybe if I'm invited back. But I was like, I'm going to go. I was hyping myself up. I was talking to Joey Avery. I was like, I'm going to go. Just say something to him really quick. I'm going to go say something. And he was being nice. He goes, okay, if you do, I'll take a, like, quick picture of it or whatever. And I was like, thank you. That's awesome. Appreciate it. So I go over and I to talk to him and I think I was just like, hello. I interacted with your brother once. It was like something super lame and dumb, but Joey tried to, like, capture it and Travis saw it out of his eyes and he was like, don't be a weirdo, bro.

[F]

Be cool.

[E]

Don't be a weirdo.

[A]

I got Joey.

[B]

Don't be a weirdo.

[A]

Yeah, he's Joey.

[B]

He's absolutely right.

[A]

But here and then, yeah.

[E]

So I felt bad for Joey. Joey was like, what the fuck? Thanks a lot, Kate. I was like, I'm sorry.

[A]

Was Tay Tay there?

[E]

No, she was not there. But also chatted with Kylie. Kylie, Kelsey a little bit.

[A]

She's tall.

[E]

I chatted up Big Dom and it was. It was like really fun.

[G]

Big Dom said he was gonna beat Hank's ass.

[A]

He's gonna. It's my favorite rivalry.

[G]

String him up by his underwear, Just whip his ass.

[A]

Who else was there? Was a good people watching?

[G]

Lane. Lane was there. Lane was looking good and mobile. He was doing, like, offensive lines. He was hitting some sets. Just talking about Jeff Stoutland. We were heartbroken. It was some good offensive line talk. The Bros from workaholics always there.

[A]

Love that. Those guys are the best.

[E]

Told the Dickersons. I enjoy their home improvement videos.

[G]

Landon Dickerson and his wife. They have a good home improvement.

[D]

All right.

[E]

Yeah. Nailed it.

[G]

How about you?

[A]

Where were you at? I just went to a dinner. I actually. Stephen, not to make you jealous, but the dinner I went to, I was graced with being the ceremonial first meatball eater. It was me and two other people. One was Dave Portnoy and the other was Baker Mayfield.

[F]

Oh, sick.

[A]

We had the first meatball.

[F]

A dinner of three.

[A]

No, it was a dinner. It was like a pop up for Rao's and they do, like a big thing, like. And now we're gonna do the first meatball. I'd already eaten three meatballs, but they brought us up and we just awkwardly stood there while we ate a meatball.

[F]

Hell, yeah.

[G]

In front of the whole restaurant?

[A]

In front of the whole pop up. Did you, like, say anything before you ate it? You just went up there and ate a meat? Yeah, yeah.

[F]

How big of a meatball?

[A]

I'm sure you were damn good at. Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, of all the first ceremonial. First things I could do, eating a meatball is high up there.

[F]

It's like.

[A]

I think I got this.

[G]

Did you moan?

[B]

Yeah. Did you chew? Is this something?

[A]

George Bush. Before the first pitch, I was warming up in the kitchen with. With many meatballs.

[B]

Do they do this regularly? Is this like an every night thing? They get someone to eat the first meatball.

[A]

So. Yeah, because he said that Goodell did it last night or two nights ago.

[C]

That's awesome.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you get a graphic?

[A]

No, but I got a picture that I hopefully. And we also got security. Mike just wanted to be in every picture, so he's going to hopefully be on page Six. So mad at us. We were just like. We got the photographer to just do solo shots of him. Our dinner took so long yesterday, one of us got antsy and started playing in the cream at dessert.

[H]

Kyle.

[A]

You got yelled at for playing in the cream?

[B]

I got.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It was such a long.

[F]

And then.

[A]

Who caught you playing in the cream?

[B]

My fiance.

[A]

No, who else? Keenan Allen caught you playing in the crane. What do you say? You're just staring at Kyle playing in the crew.

[B]

I gave him some ideas.

[G]

Oh, he just. You made eye contact? He didn't even say anything across the bar.

[C]

Keenan.

[A]

I was just watching Kyle, like. Kyle kept on. They give you free cream with the. The fruit. And Kyle just kept on flattening it and then taking the Back of the spoon and just. And like your girlfriend's like, stop it.

[B]

She's getting bad.

[A]

She's getting really mad.

[B]

Magnetic sand. Sensory activity.

[F]

Keenan.

[A]

I was just watching Kyle flatten and smash.

[G]

He was like, don't be a weirdo.

[E]

Yeah, don't be a weirdo.

[B]

I was a little grumpy. It was like a four hour dinner.

[A]

It was way too long.

[B]

And then dessert I didn't need. No one wanted.

[A]

It was 7 to 10:30.

[B]

Yeah, it was a good dinner.

[A]

It was great food. We ordered at seven and the food came at nine. The.

[D]

Yeah, we. At nine o', clock, we realized we'd only had appetizers for two hours. It was. It was a slow meal. That's the worst.

[A]

When you get stuck in a long dinner, you're like, we're just.

[C]

What can we do?

[D]

Well, we were enjoying each other. Like, we didn't notice. It was long until like 9:30.

[A]

Until the cream came.

[D]

Yeah. Kyle got mad at the rest of us. He's ready to go. We ordered dessert.

[A]

Yeah. That's crazy. When you get us stuck in a long dinner, you got to be like, no, dessert.

[D]

Dessert was delicious. Dessert was amazing.

[G]

So what was that cake you got, Brandon?

[D]

That was their famous butter cake.

[A]

Oh, mastros.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Nice.

[D]

I had to have the famous butter cake at master.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Go, Titus.

[B]

I didn't do a goddamn thing. I had the best night of my life. After. After the yak, we, me and Moresh and TJ and Ebo went and got sushi at a. For a little lunch. We walked to the water. We went and did all the tourist stuff at Fisherman's Wharf. I got a sourdough bread bowl with clam chowder at like 3:00'. Clock.

[A]

Oh, nice.

[B]

Got some chocolate Ghirardelli. Ghirardelli. Went back to the hotel by like 507. Laid in my bed.

[A]

That's incredible.

[B]

Had the greatest night of my life.

[A]

Incredible.

[B]

It was jealous.

[G]

That's so nice. Should we do like a moment of silence so everybody at home can say what they did for dinner last night?

[B]

Yeah, give him a ton to us.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[D]

That sounds great.

[E]

Delicious with your hands. I have one more little celebrity note from last night.

[F]

Oh.

[E]

Me and I joined Ron on his stream and we walked like a million miles. And we get back to the hotel and he's like, all right, let me close out the stream. And we met some like, fun people on the way, but no NFL player. Nothing like that. And he ends the stream. And then two seconds later, Dave Chappelle was At our hotel.

[A]

What?

[E]

Yeah, he was at our lobby. He was waiting for somebody. Yeah.

[A]

Whoa. Wow.

[E]

We missed it by like.

[A]

That's one that I would be like. Because the super bowl, it is crazy that it's just like, you know, all the athletes just walking around on the street. Dave Chappelle would be like, stop me. My chest.

[B]

Was he smoking?

[E]

We didn't even. Tech guy Andrew was like, do you know who that is that just like walked right behind you guys? Dave Chappelle and his. And his crew.

[A]

Because there's certain guys like, I've seen Jim Gray like 14 times. Brandon standing in the middle of traffic yesterday. Get out of here, dude.

[B]

How was your time between the yak ending and you going to dinner?

[D]

We, we went out to. We went to Chinatown and I got a big crab for $72 and then we went out to the Golden Gate Bridge.

[A]

What did you do with the crab?

[D]

I ate it.

[E]

How is the crab? $72?00?

[D]

Yeah, it was a RNG lounge and they have a famous soft shell crab.

[A]

I saw this.

[D]

Yeah. And that was. They don't put prices on their menu. So I, I got that. My wife ordered that. I ordered their beef. The beef was 30 bucks. That was $72.

[F]

Which.

[D]

Fine, whatever. My wife was happy. So. So. So we ate that and then we went out to the Golden Gate Bridge and took pictures for an hour and a half and.

[A]

Beautiful.

[B]

Wow. You had a full day.

[D]

I did.

[B]

I was curious just because, I mean, you were in a great mood at the, the end of the show. That's why I was just wondering what happened next.

[D]

Well, I was, I was, I was, I was a little drunk at the end of the show. But, but listen, I. I feel like I'm wearing that. I. Everybody here was a little bit drunk, right?

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah. So you went. You went to Golden Gate Bridge, did you. Is that where you started doing your Full House intro montage?

[D]

Oh, that's.

[A]

That's.

[B]

We're done.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

We're done?

[D]

Yeah, we already did that.

[B]

We knocked it out.

[H]

Quick work.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You want to see it already? We were gonna save it till tomorrow.

[A]

I'll see it right now.

[D]

You'll see it, right? Oh, I'll send it to tj.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We did it.

[F]

It.

[A]

I'm impressed.

[B]

We killed it.

[D]

We.

[A]

Cuz you guys. Yeah. I haven't seen.

[D]

We've been done that.

[A]

Haven't seen a lot of direction done. No, I haven't seen any planning.

[D]

We've been done that.

[A]

Moving in silence for this. I would love to see this? Yeah, we were discreet with it.

[B]

Real peace, moving, silence.

[D]

You're laughing, but I. That's been over for street.

[A]

Full house intro. All right, say it again.

[B]

That was for Kyle.

[A]

That was for me.

[B]

I'll just do things for Kyle these days.

[D]

Send it to TJ right now. I didn't realize you guys want to see it so fast.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Also, we got Danny shooting threes right now in the park.

[A]

Is this live? He's got the mouth. Oh, my God. What's he doing? Did he know he wasn't on the show yet? He's just been. Oh, no.

[D]

He doesn't have a rebounder.

[B]

He's filming this.

[E]

And only one basketball, and it's a double rim.

[A]

Rebrander is cruel. How many? How many have you made, Danny? 14. One ball and my rebounder didn't show up. Who's your rebounder? It was supposed to be Bets. I think he's there, but Nikki Smokes is coming out.

[D]

Bets, you're just sitting here doing nothing?

[A]

No, he's going to come on after you guys leave in an hour. Yeah, Danny, we unfortunately didn't see the 14, so you're going to have to start back at zero.

[H]

I told you.

[A]

Makes sense. We only have. We have one phone here, though. You can keep going. Yeah, okay. Just let us know when you're at, like, 98. 99.

[B]

Lucas, are you counting?

[C]

Yeah, it's really hard because he's got.

[A]

A lot of time in between made shots, so I keep forgetting the number. How's your battery, Lucas? Well, my phone's dead. Danny's at, like, 70. Oh.

[H]

So hopefully he gets it before then.

[A]

This is gonna take a long time. Nice job, Danny. All right, we'll check back in with him in, like, a while. Yeah, he'll be at 27. We realized yesterday. Yesterday that Dana doesn't know the word salty.

[D]

What?

[F]

What?

[A]

We've been watching his reviews and everything. With salt. He says something, he does a lot of this tastes like the sea and other, like, terms like that. And so we tested it when we saw him yesterday. We're like, what did you have yesterday? Like, for the first time, he brought up something that was salty. And he's like, it tastes like if you fall off a boogie board. We're just like, dude, it's salty.

[H]

Salty.

[A]

You watch his reviews. He doesn't. He can't describe salty.

[B]

Yeah, it's the most copy. Kyle, parentheses throat.

[G]

How did they get to this? Wasn't it good yesterday?

[D]

So bad.

[G]

Get dried out from alcohol or what?

[B]

Probably that was off the fennel.

[A]

What's fennel?

[B]

It's like their local.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Liquor, but it's. It's more tolerable.

[A]

Yeah, but it tastes like a pine cone, kind of like.

[B]

Yeah, like a dirty garden.

[F]

Yeah, I had one of those yesterday. Somebody bought me a shot of it. I thought it was actually pretty interesting because it's like, after.

[B]

Like you're supposed to drink it after. After a meal.

[F]

Yeah, it's like a mint aftertaste.

[B]

Kind of lovely.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Not bad.

[A]

You're on that fette. Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

With the mononymous. Travis.

[A]

He's met a dude named Travis that bought you fet?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, traveling man. And he put his number. His name in my phone is Travis. Then he asked what to do with the last name. I didn't know what to say. So just. Just Travis. Dangling. Travis. Travis.

[A]

It's like a little change in your pocket. It's like speechless.

[B]

I was like, dude, I don't think he has a last name.

[A]

Yeah, just pull out your pocket. Like, I got one. Travis. Here. I don't know where I got it. Oh, man. All right, so let's see this. Let's see this. This is it.

[B]

Ready?

[F]

Go.

[A]

Okay. Great quality. Thank you. Oh, is this all AI.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[A]

Oh, this is.

[D]

That's you.

[A]

I didn't film this.

[B]

Yeah, we drugged you.

[E]

There we go.

[A]

Better quality. Is that a one for one of the Clemmer video?

[B]

Is it?

[A]

Who did that? Quigs.

[D]

No, I. I don't.

[A]

We went.

[D]

We did that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's very impressive. Very, very good. Thank you, Stephen. You looked great.

[F]

Thank you. Thank you.

[A]

You remember doing it?

[F]

We. We planned this for over the course of days. Group text was popping off, though, Right. We probably exchanged, like, 40 messages. We planned it out, like, scene by scene.

[A]

Yeah. So do you remember doing it?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I remember. I remember seeing the finish, the finished product, the planning and the finished product.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

It's pretty seamless. Four locations.

[H]

Good.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. I believe you. I know you wouldn't lie.

[H]

You wouldn't.

[A]

You don't lie.

[G]

It was fun. It's nice watching you lie. Honestly, how painfully it happened.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

You're not ready to lie.

[A]

Let me do. Oh, here we go.

[B]

Here's the rat race one. And.

[A]

Oh, this is different.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Kind of see this one clearly. That's why I don't like this one.

[C]

Right.

[A]

It is a little too 4K.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't. I.

[D]

Yeah, we didn't have.

[B]

We have that.

[A]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

We didn't have.

[D]

Oh, so there we Go. Let me.

[A]

Let me see yours again.

[D]

Make sure it should send it a higher quality. I don't know why. I don't know why I did that.

[A]

Different.

[D]

Music's different. Different.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's.

[D]

There's me. And that's the one I was wearing yesterday.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Kyle.

[B]

Looks exactly like Kyle. And that was me on the trolley.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Wearing your family shirt. Right?

[C]

Right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Nick on the phone. That's. I don't. How would you even fake that? I mean, come on.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

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[F]

Fun bet.

[A]

What do you got?

[F]

Any quarter to end. Scoreless plus 285.

[A]

Oh, God, a fun bet.

[D]

Ibo had a fun one for us the other day. Travion Henderson to be the fastest clocked player on the field at +800.

[A]

Ooh, yes. I found. I'm. I'm going to bet JSN +150 to have more receptions than Ohio State makes three pointers versus Michigan that day.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[F]

That's it.

[A]

That's fun to track. What if they hit four? Yeah. Before the game and it's like I got them at 4.

[D]

What if they hit 12?

[A]

Then I might be in trouble.

[F]

Yeah, but then you can realize it's a sunk cost and move on.

[A]

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[D]

Oh, with the entire Olympics.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna bet that. All right, go for it. What do you guys think about that? That's really good.

[B]

That sounds doable.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

When does that start? When will you know?

[D]

That started?

[G]

It started.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Playing curling.

[D]

They had a power outage five minutes into the first. First event.

[A]

What? Haven't you noticed? Pete's not been around. He's been watching curling in his room.

[G]

He's probably there. Yeah.

[A]

I think I'm curling with Pete in a couple weeks. Where? For After Dark.

[G]

Oh, sick.

[A]

Yeah. Oh, very excited.

[D]

What if you're dealing with Pete on After Dark?

[A]

Well, I'm just going to watch him fail. You're like, this is your favorite thing in the world. Remember he did that in the Minnesota Super Bowl?

[G]

Yeah, that was tough.

[D]

I haven't seen much Pete this week. Usually I get more Pete during Super bowl week. He's been in the background. I've seen him, but I haven't had. I've had any moments.

[A]

Is he back there right now?

[B]

Get him on here. What's he been up to?

[A]

He's drinking some. Come, let's get him on here.

[D]

They don't think he's back there.

[G]

He's whimsical. He's been whimsical.

[B]

Whimsical.

[A]

He's at the dozen already.

[D]

Yeah, I saw the.

[C]

The four.

[D]

Him and his four compadres. You know, kind of. Peace out. About an hour ago, I had to go set the dozen.

[B]

They're setting up the dozen.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So everything. I mean, they're getting a head start on everything. Will work flawlessly tonight.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah, you're right. That's good that they got there. It'll sound clear and be easy to watch.

[D]

You'll definitely be able to hear. Yeah. Hear the people.

[G]

Stephan Maybe a. Maybe a Pete report. Like what. What's he been like for you?

[C]

Good. Thumbs up.

[D]

How much. How much come. Has he been drinking?

[A]

Same amount. Stephan, can you get the mic real quick? What's. Where are you at with Bosco right now? What's the matter with Stephan and Bosco? Stephan and Bosco had a blowup on Monday.

[B]

No kidding.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

About what?

[A]

Stephan didn't say hello to Bosco. Oh, really upset. I have no problem with Bosco. Bosco's great. Why don't you say hi to him? Every time. Every time he comes into a room, he expects people just to like greet him.

[H]

Like, I was busy doing other.

[A]

Yeah. And I. I sounds like you had a problem with him. There are some times where I'm maybe not the most greeting of a person, but like I was just. It's too early to do this. Also him, he is very anti Iowa basketball because we fired Fran. But that. Yeah, okay. All right.

[D]

But you don't have a problem with him.

[A]

But it was a blow up. Yeah. Well, it got back to me that there was yelling. There was yelling over. No, I think it was Bosco yelling.

[B]

So Bosco walks in a room and you just didn't say hi or what?

[A]

You got to kiss the rings, dude.

[E]

He just started yelling at you. He was like, what, are you not gonna say hi?

[D]

I. I think my favorite Bosco story from the weekend. I don't know if you told it yesterday. You told it to us privately. I know, but he was out to dinner with you and Dave the other night. Yeah, a second group featuring Eddie and Jeff D. Lowe and a couple of people about half halfway through the first meal, which he's there with Dave. He's there with Big cat. He's there with the big guys. And another group comes in and sits down and he gets very pissed at that group for not inviting him.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

He's already at the same. He's at the same restaurant.

[D]

He's at the same restaurant eating the same meal.

[A]

Meal with Dave and myself. And like as what is normal is. Rome was part of that group. They walked in and we said, hey, guys. And then they went and ate.

[G]

Could I be mad at Bosco for not inviting me?

[A]

Yeah, because he didn't invite me. Definitely just call it a secret dinner. I would him kept on mumbling about a secret dinner. There's a secret dinner going on. Well, he was at a secret dinner. Yeah, I guess. Yeah.

[G]

Two secrets run into each other at dinner. That's sad. But Bosco's hellos are very Easy. He doesn't give tough. He'll just come up and be like, stop.

[A]

What's up? What's up?

[H]

What's up?

[A]

It's not.

[G]

It's not. It's not a hard thing to just say hi back to Rico Bosco. It's nice.

[A]

I asked Bosco when was the last time he put his head on his pillow and said today was a good day. He said, Sweet 16 last year. That's almost 365 bad days.

[B]

That's just not worth living. You got to do the math at some point.

[A]

That's a long stretch. Oh, man.

[F]

Did you see there's a follow up to Bosco. The interviewer Viva tweeted the other day. I was on house call.

[A]

Oh, no. Let me see.

[F]

It's a pretty funny clip.

[A]

Oh, man.

[F]

And we have a dozen tonight.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Also, did you see there's another Che walking around the city?

[A]

Yes, there's a ton and what? But yes, yes.

[E]

Which is crazy.

[A]

Like an actual like Che wins again. Looks like jaguar hair.

[E]

I don't know if TJ has the picture.

[A]

There's a man with jaguar.

[E]

He was out at the bar.

[A]

An Asian man with jaguar hair.

[F]

I don't know if you can tell.

[A]

I would like you to meet this guy. He probably is like, get the out of my city. This has been my. This is my jaguar hair.

[F]

Security Pat told me he also saw a Jaguar haircut. Maybe it was the same guy. Maybe it was a different guy. But they saw it yesterday. Yesterday. But couldn't get a picture because he was like going by.

[D]

But what if these are Che fans?

[F]

That'd be sick.

[A]

That would be sick.

[F]

That'd be really cool.

[C]

Cool.

[F]

Or maybe it was my, my friend Jacob from day one who said he was going to get this hair from day one.

[A]

What?

[F]

Yeah, day one of being here.

[A]

Oh, Mouse getting dumped on too. Do you see that? That's amazing. Love that.

[B]

Incredible.

[A]

Incredible. He was like, I, I apologize. Like, San Francisco's beautiful. And then a bunch of people are like, see? Like all these people come here and they think it's going to be the worst city ever. I don't think that's what he was saying, but I'm happy going with that narrative.

[G]

People were pretty mad.

[A]

Yeah, they. Well, they were mad. They were just being like. People just show up and they think it's going to be just, you know, they were mad at his change of heart. Yes. And I don't think he ever said San Francisco is a bad. Yeah, he did.

[B]

Yeah, he was walking. He was Demonstrably, he got here, he was. That's all he's talked about to me. It's just, like, how bad it is. And then when he got here, he's making a video, and he said, look at this city. Not much to see. Which is the one that, like, pissed me off, because this might be the most.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

This might be the most beautiful city.

[C]

Totally.

[B]

It's a beautiful city in the country.

[A]

I don't think it's a great super bowl city, but it's one of my favorite cities in. In the country. Country. Oh, yeah. Two million, 2000 likes.

[B]

He walked, like, three blocks from the hotel and. And then decided, like, not much.

[A]

Not me, not for me.

[B]

And then he finally, like, got a good viewpoint. I was like, oh, okay.

[A]

Oh, I see.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

California might be beautiful.

[F]

Yeah. Thank you, Jay.

[B]

What else? Coastal California. Holy.

[A]

They've been hiding this on us.

[G]

Kate and I walked for three hours, and we didn't see one person wearing either jersey or representing either team. Nobody. It doesn feel. You would have no idea the super.

[A]

Bowl is going on. See Jim Gray.

[G]

We saw Jim Gray.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

No, you're right. That's. That was my point yesterday, because, like, I do. I loved San Francisco, but in terms of super bowl, like, I want to feel like the Super Bowl's going on. I don't feel that well.

[B]

It's just not here, though.

[A]

That's.

[E]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Right, Right.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

But like. Like, we've had other cities where it's like. Like in Arizona, it's spread out, but you still kind of feel the vibe a little bit.

[B]

It's like the super bowl is in Milwaukee and you're staying in Chicago.

[A]

Yeah, but. No, it is exactly what it is. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Where we are, it feels like every person who's played for the NFL the last 20 years is in this area.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

You walk outside, you see 25 NFL players.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Just not fans. I've seen Seahawks jerseys. I haven't seen any Patriot stuff.

[A]

No, at our. At our live show, there was some both.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Seahawks and Patriots.

[E]

Maybe. Today's the day, though.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, there he is. He looks so. You need a leather jacket that's more Fasoli than Asian. Well, Fasoli. It could be anything. Yeah. And are those, like. Is that lips yours?

[G]

Yours is a better dye job, Che.

[A]

That's back in your head facility, is it not?

[B]

That's Kenny Martin's neck tattoo.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah.

[E]

Che, did you bond with anyone yesterday?

[F]

Yeah, a couple people. The most memorable was a guy named Kirby, whose birthday was Yesterday.

[A]

You're funny names. Howie.

[F]

Yeah. I think I talked to.

[A]

So I met gang bang Jack back. That's Kate's cousin.

[E]

He's coming tonight, by the way. He's coming to the dozen.

[G]

So nice.

[F]

Is he gonna. Can we get him, like, back? I feel like people would like to talk to this. This fellow.

[A]

Bang. No, no, no.

[F]

He's just a. He's a fun guy.

[E]

Yeah, he is.

[A]

He's very fun and available for.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Phone a friend we could use.

[B]

We have a gang bang category.

[A]

Who are you guys playing?

[H]

Playing?

[B]

We play Dave.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think. I think.

[D]

I don't know who the team's gonna win.

[A]

You think so? I think I know who maybe the replacement for Clem is. And let's just say he ain't a trivia guy. Interesting. Oh, is it? Yeah. I would say he's not smart at all.

[G]

Oh, no.

[A]

I love him to death like a brother. He's the closest person in my life to me, but, like. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Hanks. Yeah. We'll be all right.

[D]

Ye.

[E]

Brandon, you look like a thumb.

[A]

I think Hank's retired from what they do to you.

[E]

No net.

[G]

Where's your eyebrows?

[A]

Hank is retired from the dozen, like, 15 times. He keeps getting roped back in. He's ready to go. He's gonna get nothing, right? You don't think? No, dude. If you watch them play trivia. He admits this. I'm not saying anything. That's like talking. He's like. He's just a huge liability. He's not. He doesn't.

[D]

No.

[F]

He moved himself to coach. Right.

[A]

Because he doesn't. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know if we're good.

[B]

I don't know if we're good. We're like.

[A]

Yeah, you are.

[G]

Yeah, you definitely are. Some people just don't. It doesn't. It's not even a reflection of intelligence. Like, some people just aren't good at this type of trivia.

[A]

I'm not.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

It's impossible.

[A]

So you think Hank is intelligent otherwise? No.

[G]

God, no.

[D]

No.

[G]

I met him before. I was thinking of Francis. Francis is obviously a smart guy, but when it comes to this type of.

[A]

Trivia, like, I miss him playing dozen because he would get so frustrated. He would get very upset.

[D]

The Mincy Francis rivalry.

[A]

Yeah. He's like, how am I not good at this?

[G]

Right. Che.

[F]

I'm.

[G]

I keep on looking at you, and I really think that if you put on, like, some, like, black, like, baggy, like, clothes or like, Alexander Wang or some cool, crazy boots or something, you could be a male model.

[A]

You could be a male model or like the eighth guy on an NBA bench.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

What I mean.

[G]

Yeah, exactly. Just walk in the tunnel. I think with that hair you could get like signed to do some kind of ad campaign and like we could see you in a poster at like a bus stop or something.

[F]

A lot of people told me to keep the blonde. So the spots are going to go away in less than a week. So we'll see. I'll test it out. I'll test it out.

[G]

I think with the spots was the male model. I don't know if you have the.

[B]

Model without spots are holding on though.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I think you kept saying I'm wearing a shower cap.

[B]

So I actually wear a shower cap the second they get wet.

[A]

I would like to make a video. Like a black and white video. Like a Calvin Klein ad. You like when we get back you with that hair and like testing, you know, wine and just being like church pew, fire extinguisher, Vaseline triangle.

[F]

You agree with my balloon though?

[D]

Oh, I. I had tire swing but it was close. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Balloon was about right.

[F]

Yeah, that was fun. I like that we're kind of a wine show now.

[B]

I wouldn't hate a the next case race being.

[E]

Yeah, wine.

[A]

Listen, I'll just say right now I did tell like Josh our booker to hit up Ian Cobble like if he wants to come back for the last 30 minutes tomorrow. We would love to have him back. Tomorrow would be great just to end the. End the week. Cuz that was so much fun.

[F]

I have his digits now so I can actually called me right before the show but we were like going on.

[A]

What he call you about? You guys just best friends.

[F]

Yeah, we're. Yeah, we're friends.

[A]

He must feel so smart next to you. A great friend to have.

[G]

So nice. What's an appropriate amount of wine for a race?

[B]

Yeah, how would we do it?

[A]

It can't end until right taste. Right? Like two bottles each.

[F]

Two bottles of wine.

[E]

We had what four glasses yesterday and I was like buzzing at the end. That was only four glasses.

[G]

You can drink it fast though. Beer where it's like slows you down.

[A]

Well no. Imagine if we did a taste race. But it was Stephen Che like before the show did a. He did like the answer key and we couldn't leave until we got one.

[B]

Of his.

[E]

Stephen Ch. Wine guesser.

[A]

This takes like see this should be an incredible show throwing out all types of objects.

[D]

This is airplane.

[B]

That be.

[A]

HD, an Xbox controller, one of the 360. Not the new gen. That'll be harder than celebrity guesser. Yes, yes.

[G]

Just every word. Every proper noun.

[A]

Who's doing Pizza Hut today? Who's do.

[G]

Who's.

[A]

Who's. Who's hiking a ball. Brandon, did you do it already?

[D]

I do the tax act, man. I already. Oh, yeah. I already got one.

[A]

Did you do it already?

[F]

I did them both. Yeah.

[A]

Nick, get up there.

[F]

All right.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Pizza Hut. Football's better with the big New Yorker from Pizza Hut. Big enough to feed your whole crew for the biggest game. Game. Massive. With slices so big you have to fold them. Don't forget to pizza before the hut and order the big New Yorker for just $10 for a limited time.

[G]

Foli. I want to see you snap again.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Fol.

[D]

Get over there.

[A]

Give him. Give him.

[D]

Get your ass over there.

[G]

Snap.

[A]

Yeah. You're ready. Pizza. Oh, wow.

[B]

Pretty good.

[D]

Could have been quicker, though.

[A]

I could have been faster.

[D]

Well, for the snap.

[A]

Okay, let's go for solely.

[E]

I crushed a slice before the show. It was delicious.

[A]

Down, set. Pizza. Oh, yeah. Good pop.

[B]

Good pop.

[A]

Great pop.

[G]

Cadence.

[A]

Nick.

[D]

Well, Nick was supposed to run right.

[A]

Behind him into a pile of, like, seven other dudes.

[B]

Up a yard and a half. Set up a manageable second night.

[A]

Are my eyes blurry or are we blurry?

[D]

We're blurry.

[F]

We. We.

[D]

We've lost. Lost focus. I believe.

[A]

I'm so much sore. Sore today than I was yesterday. I think I'm actually, like. I'm like, two days away from being in a wheelchair.

[D]

That's second day stuff, huh? Yeah.

[G]

You gotta get on the stretching app, dude.

[A]

I. I could barely get out of bed this morning.

[G]

Gotta stretch.

[A]

I know.

[G]

It's so nice to stretch.

[A]

I do a lot of things. Yeah, it's on my list.

[G]

Yeah, stretching is probably one of the last ones you have to add.

[A]

Man, I do need to stretch. Titus, you stretch?

[B]

I stretch all the time. That's my entire workout. I stretch as I'm really of a workout. I stretch to get ready to work out. I'm like, I'm good now.

[G]

How long do you stretch for?

[B]

Generally, like 20 to 30 minutes.

[D]

What?

[F]

Cow.

[A]

That's so stretching.

[D]

Everything.

[B]

Everything. You get everything.

[G]

That's so.

[B]

I'm not. I don't really feel like I'm that flexible, but. Oh, my God, it feels so good.

[G]

That's so nice.

[B]

Nothing like being sore and then get a good stretch.

[G]

You got to be the most stretched out guy. I. Kyle's probably pretty stretched out, but.

[A]

He'S pretty stretched for sure.

[G]

I'm really trying to think at the company who's more stretched out than you?

[D]

Probably.

[B]

I don't know. I don't have the. I don't have the hips of, like, T. Bob's got.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I'm jealous of that oldie. They can do.

[A]

That guy. He. He, like, it's actually. It's mind bending when he does any stretches.

[G]

I feel like could bounce like Christian Wilkinson after the national championship game.

[H]

Game.

[G]

Was that the dude on the Raiders that.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Was grabbing dicks.

[G]

He grabbed dick.

[A]

Yeah. Not. Not really what the NFL's looking for. It can't.

[G]

You can't recover from that, huh?

[A]

I think it's the kissing boys part.

[G]

I think it's the grabbing dicks, really.

[A]

I think it's the combo, actually, now that I'm saying it, you can do one or the other. You can't do both.

[G]

I think you could kiss and get away with it. Be like, what, Like, I love my bros. Yeah.

[A]

A little quick kiss.

[G]

But grab a.

[A]

But you could say that after.

[H]

Grab a.

[C]

A dick, too.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Maybe harder to buy. I wonder who's cocky. Was grabbing fol.

[A]

Is there a chance that, like, you and Dave lock eyes and you actually go for the kiss? Yeah, there's.

[G]

Control yourself.

[A]

Honestly, don't rule it out. That awkward silence. Just got to do it. M. Got a. Got a. A ticket. The Pats fans are coming out of the woodwork. Yeah. Yeah, Dave. Yeah. Eddie was just like, hey, just so you know, Mul's a big Patriots fan, and Dave's like, fine. And then just texted was like, you're going. That's not the first text he sent to Mul. Yeah, he called him a pussy. He called him a pussy for not asking himself. Yeah.

[B]

Kyle, did you.

[A]

You want to say your plan?

[B]

My plan?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

You want me to say your plan for you? Well, remind me from dinner if the Patriots win. If. Oh, what? What did I say? You were in the cream when you agreed to this. As soon as the clock hits zero, you're gonna.

[B]

Oh, invite Dave to my wedding?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

As soon as they win.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Good idea.

[G]

Oh, Little Sass is flying in on Saturday.

[A]

Is he actually?

[G]

Yeah. For the game.

[D]

No, seriously, he's got a ticket.

[A]

Is he going?

[G]

I think so. I don't know if he'd be.

[A]

I think. I don't think he's been invited by Dave.

[G]

Really?

[A]

No, it's. It's been everybody but Sass.

[D]

You just stretching. I thought you were getting up and leaving.

[C]

It is.

[G]

It feels so nice to stretch that's.

[A]

The nice thing about it.

[B]

That's the nice thing about getting old is that's all it takes. You're like. I feel like you just touch your toes for 30 seconds.

[G]

Oh, my God, I'm glowing. My lower back's decompressed. Brandon, you'd never stretch in your damn life.

[D]

No, I can't stretch.

[G]

No, you can't. Can.

[D]

I can't stretch. Not a stretcher.

[G]

But you never have, though.

[D]

I actually stopped going to my personal trainer last year, Blake, because he insisted on stretching me at the end of.

[B]

That was.

[D]

Yeah, he stretched me at the end of every fourth.

[A]

He was pushing me.

[D]

He would. He would say, all right, lay down. He would take my leg, and he would just.

[A]

He would just push it all the.

[D]

Way up to my face. That's pretty good. And then he would take the other leg and he'd throw it way out there, and I just couldn't. I got tired of it.

[A]

Why didn't you tell him you don't want to stretch?

[D]

I did.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

He wasn't hearing it. He said, you gotta stretch. You're gonna hurt yourself if you don't stretch.

[G]

You wish it was a woman stretching you or what?

[D]

No, I just wish I didn't have to stretch. Yeah, it was. It was. It was agonizing for me.

[A]

By the way, I think the dogs are here from the Puppy Bowl.

[B]

What?

[A]

Whoa.

[D]

The actual puppy bulldogs?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[G]

I saw him outside the hotel.

[B]

There's puppy bulldogs.

[A]

So cute. I always forget that Stephen Shea is a dog owner.

[F]

Yeah, that's.

[A]

That blows my mind. How's Pepper? Good, good.

[F]

She's doing great. She's turning a year.

[A]

How would you know? She haven't seen her all for three weeks. Yeah, right. You just abandoned. You abandoned your dog and kids.

[B]

Steve's a deadbeat.

[A]

Deadbeat. You don't even know where your house is.

[F]

I'm looking forward to seeing her tomorrow night, but. Yeah, she's turning a year old in couple weeks.

[A]

Oh, nice. Yeah, we got the dogs.

[D]

I think they're. They're staging outside or something.

[G]

I want to know what's going on with Danny, too, if we have.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I forgot Danny also.

[E]

He licked.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[E]

He did lick the bridge last night.

[D]

Is that Nikki Smokes shirtless?

[A]

Yes, of course it is. Nikki Smokes also. Just stayed. Yeah, he's not supposed to be here. He's not supposed to be here.

[D]

I think that's a. I think that's a Mikey Betts for production.

[A]

Yeah, he was just like, oh, it. I'LL stay from.

[D]

No. From what I hear, Nikki Smokes was leaving and the. And he walked through the hotel lobby. Mikey bet said, where you going? He said, I'm going to the airport. And he said, no, you're staying with me. And they have one bed.

[A]

But that's just. That's just Mikey being like an all time dude. That's a dude move to be like, nah, man, crash with me. Oh, wait, what was that?

[C]

What did you.

[D]

What.

[G]

What did it say about supposed to.

[A]

Fly back to Chicago today. Then I saw Mikey Bets in the lobby. I told him I was leaving. He told me me that stay with me so I could change my flight for free. And it was a no brainer. Walked into our room and the first thing I see is his. Come tow. Love it. And then. Scroll down, scroll down.

[B]

They got one bed.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. Scroll down. Mikey, why did you want. Don't use that one.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

All right.

[A]

So the dogs are here. Bring them around.

[G]

Great, great.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Of course, of course. Oh, my.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Oh, my God. The cutest puppies ever.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

So are these puppies competing in the Puppy Bowl? She is. Okay.

[B]

Oh, well. So don't touch her too hard. Yeah.

[A]

These are the cutest dogs ever. Oh, my God. What's her name? Hello, Olly. Oh, my gosh.

[F]

Hi.

[D]

Look at the. Look at those.

[H]

Hi.

[A]

You here, Ron, you sit. I'm going to stretch. No, I'm going to stretch.

[D]

You're going to stretch?

[A]

He's. Ron's got in my head.

[H]

He's right.

[B]

Nick.

[E]

How would Ernesto do in the Puppy Bowl?

[A]

He would be.

[H]

Not good.

[C]

He's.

[A]

He's a menace. Yeah, he would hurt.

[B]

He's athletic, though.

[H]

Yeah, he is.

[G]

Who. Who are these guys again?

[H]

So these two are some of Foggy's friends from the shelter. Oh, thank you. This is Dax and his sister Daisy, who are currently available for adoption.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[G]

How old are they?

[H]

These guys are about 10 weeks. Weeks old, so about two and a half months.

[G]

Oh, my God. All vaccine everything like that up to.

[H]

Date, but usually finish it around like five months. Wow.

[G]

Thanks, rfk.

[A]

All right.

[D]

All right. Just get comfortable.

[A]

Yep.

[H]

Foggy's on the cornhole. There you go.

[B]

Classic Foggy.

[G]

That's so nice.

[A]

Hi.

[G]

Wow. What cute dogs. What absolute gems that you have right here.

[A]

What.

[G]

What kind of. What kind of dogs? We love looking at.

[H]

So we have these guys listed as Husky mixes. We don't really know. That's always a little bit of a roll of the dice in animal sheltering, but they they're definitely going to be bigger versus Foggy, who is probably some type of, like, I think, Boston Terrier mix. But when she did the Puppy bowl, so that film back in October, one of the things they do is they work with wisdom DNA panels and they actually do a breed test. So they're going to reveal that on Sunday during the Puppy Bowl. So we'll let you know what Foggy is.

[D]

Oh, like a Mori Povich situation.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. You are not a Boston Terrier.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Are you going to just. Are you just going to keep them the whole time or you going to let one of us hold them?

[H]

Do you want a hold puppy? Absolutely.

[D]

Pass the puppies around, man.

[G]

We hand sanitize our lazy guy. Hi, Mr. Lazy.

[D]

You want to. You get the other one.

[H]

And then this is his sister, who's Kay. Yes.

[B]

What are the events in the Puppy Bowl?

[H]

Yeah, so Puppy Bowl Animal Planet puts together every year. It's just a big play session. So they have like a big field. They put a bunch of toys down and the dogs just got to pick up the toy and get it to the end zone. And then they have some, like, little cutaways. They're doing a senior dog, like, halftime thing with Team Goldie and Team Oldie going against each other. And then they also have cheer squad. So while Foggy was there, she also got recruited to the team Rough cheer squad. So she'll show up in a couple different ways.

[D]

Oh, she's a multi sport athlete.

[H]

Exactly. Exactly.

[F]

Wow. Good for her.

[G]

What's like the scouting process for the dogs to make it to the bowl? You know, is there like a combine? Do they have to run any type of drills or anything like that? Or temperament?

[H]

They should. Yeah, temperament. That's what we're looking for. So she was coming to us from our friends down at Fresno Animal Center. She was a stray down in the city of Fresno. They picked her up and we were seeking out, you know, really just a pro social, a dog who. Who seem to get along well with others, who could be trained a bit to be able to get out there onto the field with a lot of dogs. They don't all go on the field at the same time. But there's 150 animals participating in this year's Puppy bowl with 75 shelters across the country. So making sure we had a dog who could handle that type of space was super important. And then she went out to foster, where she was able to be in a home with kids with other dogs. She. She got a lot of play, a lot of opportunity in our home to decompress and, like, learn those skills, make sure she could show up in the right way.

[G]

That's so nice. Let her off the leash a little bit.

[A]

Let her run around a little bit, do her thing.

[G]

Safe place.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Come on.

[D]

Okay, now, who does she trust the most?

[G]

Hey, that's a lot of people. I get it. Here.

[F]

It's okay. Okay. Sh.

[B]

That worked.

[E]

Look at her ears.

[D]

No, that's right. She's right.

[B]

She's right. Oh, no. Oh, no. Big cat. Big, big cat. Oh, man.

[A]

Hey.

[D]

Okay, there we go.

[F]

There we go.

[G]

There you go.

[H]

Good girl.

[D]

Wow.

[G]

What a good girl. What a brave girl.

[B]

And they're happy and fulfilled.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That's good.

[G]

That's such a fair question. Such a great question. Wow.

[H]

So she's actually been adopted. She lives out not too far out of San Francisco now, now near the Sacramento area and lives on two and a half acres.

[D]

She gets to run a lot.

[H]

She runs a lot. So she's a very busy dog out in the world.

[D]

I'd love to live on two and a half acres.

[G]

That sounds so nice.

[E]

Are the puppy bowl dogs, I'm assuming, automatic they're going to get adopted?

[H]

Certainly. I think that, you know, it's a matter. So she was actually fostering with us. She was in our home with her kids and our dogs and learning all that and show a lot of potential interest, but was with my in laws and my mother in law in particular fell in love. So she was like, put me at the top of that list. I really want to get there. She already was top of the list.

[E]

But yeah, yeah, yeah, she knew a guy.

[H]

Exactly. But yeah, you know, I think we do a ton with San Francisco spca. We help a lot of dogs, a lot of puppies, and these guys certainly do all find homes. Some of them just take a little bit longer. But we find them all homes. They're all going to. To, you know, find it forever, for sure.

[G]

There's a special place in heaven for people who, like, adopt the dogs that are taking longer to get adopted or, like, older dogs that are at a shelter or dogs that aren't like conventionally beautiful dogs or just that have, like, a lot of character that's like such an admirable quality that people are, like, scooping a dog like that.

[H]

Yeah, absolutely. And we have, you know, we have a good mix. We do. We have a ton of puppies, but, like, we have an old bulldog right now, an old chihuahua, and they'll be with us a little bit longer. But that's okay because that special person's eventually gonna come their way and help them find that forever home.

[G]

There's some stud out there. That's so nice. Yes. I feel guilty sometimes about my dog who I adopted living in the city, but it's like, you know what? It's better that they're adopted. Absolutely. Better that they're hanging out.

[H]

Exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

They got a home. They got somewhere to be and somewhere to love on them. That's. That's all they can ask for.

[D]

I have a.

[F]

What?

[A]

You haven't had a dog on your lap in a while.

[D]

No.

[G]

It's time to go back in the game.

[D]

I was going to say I haven't. I haven't had. I haven't told a dog in a few years.

[B]

What?

[D]

No, I had a dog. I had Maggie. And then she died. She died.

[F]

She died.

[D]

It was. And I haven't had a dog since Maggie. And I'm sad. I guess the way I phrase that was.

[A]

Poor.

[G]

Nick, can you grab that thing?

[B]

Not the thing to say with a 10 week old puppy.

[D]

On, my God. This puppy's. Couldn't be happier. This puppy couldn't be happier right now.

[G]

Take it. You know, I'm going to take that from Brandon.

[D]

She looks a lot like Maggie, though.

[B]

Be sure to tune into the puppy.

[F]

Thanks, buddy.

[G]

There you go.

[B]

What an insane thing to say.

[D]

Why would you say I haven't had a dog?

[B]

What an insane thing to say.

[F]

When.

[D]

All these people get here.

[C]

Yeah, right.

[G]

Yeah. Why are you sweating so much?

[B]

Oh, yeah, please. Just would love to hold.

[D]

Why you take my dog?

[G]

Because of what you said.

[H]

Daisy.

[A]

Daisy.

[C]

Daisy.

[D]

Oh, I get. I get foggy here.

[G]

They know who the house is.

[B]

Lay down. Daisy.

[H]

The treats guy over here.

[G]

So how long is the Puppy Bowl?

[H]

Traditionally, the actual air time is like three hours. So it's. It's a pretty long thing, but it's one of the most watched things for Discovery Networks. No surprise. It's just puppies having fun doing the thing. Big cat.

[D]

Have you ever tried to bet on the Puppy ball?

[A]

Yeah. They don't allow it.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Hi.

[G]

I'm sorry about what?

[D]

This guy said that that dog had never been happier just a second ago. And you took him away.

[A]

It's fine.

[G]

Like how you said it, Che? You got to get hands on this dog.

[E]

She's smiling.

[B]

You want to hold?

[F]

You want to hold?

[G]

You got to.

[A]

Hi, Daisy.

[E]

Oh, my goodness. What happens? What's the ruling on the field? If there's poops, just play through it.

[H]

Yeah, it's Like a. It's a penalty.

[F]

Same as our show.

[H]

Penalty on the penalty.

[B]

Same as the NFL.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Exact same rules.

[G]

I think there's a chance one of us gets pooped on or peed on today. I'm kind of excited for the. The prospect of it.

[H]

Yeah.

[G]

I know that's something you have to deal with in your line of work, just occasionally getting peed on or Putin.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are there ever. Is there ever too much aggressiveness? The Puppy bowl, through the years, you.

[H]

Ever had moments where you're like, they certainly. They'll. They'll put them on little.

[A]

What's it called?

[D]

Timeout.

[H]

Yeah. Pull them off the field, give them some time to decompress.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

The stakes are high.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah. And these puppies are troopers. They hang out. It's a, you know, full day filming. They get to go in, they get their. Their time on the field. They put them out there in groups. So when Foggy goes out, you'll see she's with dogs that are kind of closer in size to her versus going out with, like, the big behemoths, because she was, like, half the size when she was in the Puppy bowl, so she was like a little potato rolling around out there.

[G]

How big is she gonna get?

[H]

I don't know. She'll probably maybe gain a few more pounds, but I don't think she'll get much bigger. Probably just some more muscle. Yeah, she's seven months now, so she's. She's pushing that. That adult size.

[G]

Really? This is your full size? What a beast. Oh, wow.

[E]

Oh, my God. Goodness.

[H]

Versus these guys who are almost the same size as her now and are only 10 weeks. So I think he's going to be especially. I think he's going to be a big guy.

[G]

Well, how can. How can people adopt? How can people. How can people be part of it?

[H]

Yeah. So, you know, there's tons of ways to interact. We certainly have animals available for adoption. We're doing a promo right now. So all of Foggy's friends are a name your price adoption. So whatever they can contribute, they can bring a dog home. And that works for all of our dogs. Adults, adults, puppies, seniors, whatever, they can visit us. We have a shelter here in San Francisco, the SFSPCA. We're over on 16th street, and they can meet those puppies in person, but they can also kickstart a virtual matchmaking by visiting our [e-mail] and if they're a little further out, there's shelters all across country. So whatever's closest to them. You know, checking out the dogs that are there. You get a chance to meet them. Them. And if they can't adopt, there's also tons of ways to get involved. She was a foster with us. And fostering is a pretty cool way to get these dogs out of the shelter, get them into a home, get a chance to play, get a chance to know them, or just, you know, volunteer. Go hang out, walk a dog.

[B]

What's the biggest challenge you guys face? What's the, like, number one thing you wish you could tackle?

[H]

Yeah, I think it's. It's really access to care for folks. You know, in an ideal world, we could keep these puppies and these dogs in the home where they're already thriving. But people have access to regular veterinary care. They have access. Limited access to, like, spay and neuter, and then they have accidental litters.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

So getting systems to be able to help people out. We do a lot of that in San Francisco. We do that throughout California to be able to provide those services for communities that need it most. Fresno being one of those where Foggy came to us from. And then, you know, if we could solve that problem. Problem. The population in shelters would be much more limited, for sure.

[B]

All right.

[G]

Amazing. This was awesome. Sweet. Yeah.

[A]

This was so sick.

[F]

Thank you.

[G]

Thank you so much. Thank you very much for bringing these guys in. And thanks for taking care of the dogs. Dogs rule.

[B]

Dogs are the best.

[E]

Yeah. This is great. I haven't killed one of these in a long time.

[A]

Thank you.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Hi. Bye.

[E]

I don't want her to go.

[A]

Daisy, thank you very much.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

Always lighten up a day.

[B]

More wine. Yeah, Puppies and more Puppies and wine. That's what this show needs more of is puppies and wine. Chips turn into the View.

[A]

We should do, like, a one episode of the View a month.

[G]

Puppies and wine and review.

[A]

Like pillows was reviewing the puppy like it was wine. He was sniffing his head. He's like, it smells just like a brownie.

[F]

Brownie.

[A]

It's like, what did you say? Shay, You're. You're a demon on the reviews. You also. Your nose is not like something is wrong with your nose.

[B]

You can't. You seemingly never get past the alcohol part of the wine. Like, you're always like, it smells like rubbing alcohol or Vaseline or gasoline.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Booze.

[F]

It would taste better without the alcohol, but.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Doesn't work like that.

[F]

It don't work like that.

[G]

Welches, you're thinking of grape juice.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah, I guess.

[G]

Brandon, what the was that.

[D]

I think I meant to say.

[A]

Yeah, dude, that was really.

[B]

It's been a while since I've killed.

[D]

A. I think I meant to say it's been a while since I held a puppy since my dog died and it turned into it's been a while since I killed my dog.

[E]

Said that.

[B]

Yep. Killed a dog. A 10 week old.

[D]

I meant to say it's been a while since I held a dog. Since my dog. That's what I was thinking because they reminded me they look just like Maggie's puppies. Maggie, the dog that died that I had.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

And I was there. I was thinking, oh, my God, they.

[A]

Look like he has one of them.

[D]

Coley still has one of them. I was like, oh, my God, they look like Maggie. I haven't had this sensation since. Since. Since my dog died. And it came out as if I wanted to kill one of those dogs.

[A]

I haven't strangled a dog in years.

[G]

That was looking at you hard.

[D]

They should have been at that point. I. I did. In my mind. I knew what I wanted to say and I said it a little bit wrong.

[B]

The verb killed was tough.

[D]

You know what, though? I. I'm going to go ahead and.

[A]

You said it like you missed it.

[D]

I'm going to go ahead and say.

[A]

I stand by what I said too long. Danny's at 95.

[F]

Oh, Danny. Wow.

[A]

Danny. Danny. Oh, you got that? Yeah, that was an issue.

[G]

Oh, God.

[A]

Danny, what are you on? What are you at, Danny?

[D]

Oh.

[A]

What are you at?

[H]

95.

[A]

Let's go. Well, hurry up.

[B]

I got.

[A]

We smoke showing up, so it made it a lot easier. Did he have to take his shirt off?

[C]

95.

[D]

All right. And this one. This is 95.

[A]

Look away for a second.

[D]

No.

[F]

All right.

[A]

Okay, Here we go. 95 and 95. Close call. You guys back in 99.

[D]

All right.

[B]

All right.

[A]

But 99 has to be like a half quarter, like a real deep 95. Danny, you're doing good.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

I wanted him to just fall so bad.

[B]

Shoot him from there, Daniel.

[A]

Pull it.

[D]

Pull it.

[B]

Pull.

[A]

Nope. 95.

[B]

Where you at now, Danny?

[A]

Danny. What? 95, Mark.

[D]

Listen, I'm not trying to be that guy at all. Although I kind of just was.

[A]

But it's not an NBA three point line.

[D]

No, not that. But he was at 14, Brandon. He was at 14. When we watched him, we left him for 30 minutes. He magically made up 84.

[A]

81 did get a rebounder.

[G]

There we go.

[A]

That probably helped a lot.

[C]

Lot.

[B]

All right, 97 just had to motivate.

[D]

My boy a little bit.

[F]

Oh.

[A]

Start back to zero. Out of bounds.

[B]

Here we go. Here we go.

[D]

I wish I had a dog.

[A]

Oh, if. Lucas. Lucas, are you listening to this?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Pants him. Just full pants.

[D]

A lot of pants.

[A]

I got you.

[F]

Like.

[A]

Like, I want dick and balls flopping out.

[C]

As long as he's not hard.

[A]

What if he was.

[H]

98?

[A]

98. No bars in Danny's ass. His pants were too tight. We don't pants ass.

[B]

His ass is a dance.

[A]

Yeah, we. It's such a funny thing when you can pant someone and it's like actual.

[B]

Dick and balls that are really just humiliated. They're actually tiny balls.

[A]

We talked about, what if you got pants and the dude was wearing a condom and then we had someone wear a condom that day. Yeah, we did. And then one of the guys from Florida, Georgia line came in.

[E]

That's right.

[A]

Right. That did happen.

[E]

What a fever dream.

[B]

Come on, Danny, you got this.

[A]

That's. That's the beauty of the Yak is like 20 years from now, someone will probably come up to you and be like, hey, remember that?

[B]

Oh, 99.

[A]

99. Someone wore a condom. Yeah. Oh, for it.

[G]

Half court.

[H]

Yeah, half court.

[A]

Half court.

[B]

Danny, turn around before. Before the ball goes in. This one's gonna look sweet, like, shoot it and then turn around and pose for the camera, like, you know.

[A]

Okay, here we go. Okay.

[B]

Keep trying that.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

Gotta keep trying that.

[D]

I smokes isn't leaving his area to get rebounds.

[A]

No.

[D]

If it goes a long rebound, Danny has to go get it every time.

[A]

I'll say this. This is off the record. He's the worst rebounder of all time. Off record.

[E]

Oh, what's making him a bad rebounder?

[D]

Well, look at the speed he's using.

[A]

He has. He has zero enthusiasm. He's just. Just doing that.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

He's walking there.

[A]

Look at him. Cut him back. He was sleeping with Nikki. Smoke or Mikey bets last night.

[G]

Night on a hard come towel.

[H]

He.

[D]

He stayed here to.

[A]

He's really limping today for some reason. Yeah, we're all sore. The next day.

[C]

He was up last night.

[A]

The next day after sleeping with Mikey Betts.

[G]

Oh, he got cracked.

[H]

He got cracked on us.

[A]

All right, all right.

[H]

I'll just get my board.

[G]

He's staying over there.

[D]

He stayed.

[F]

It's just.

[B]

Oh, you were looking. You're looking the whole time, Danny. And the ball knows it. The ball knows it.

[G]

This is gonna be so sick.

[A]

We haven't seen completely invaded this guy's face, by the way. No, no, not this time.

[B]

Dance.

[A]

Turn around.

[D]

Get the ball.

[B]

Should we act like you made it on this one?

[D]

All right, you gotta look.

[A]

Don't look. Don't. Don't look at it. You can't. You can't look back. You can't look back. Hey, who's that guy? Who's that guy?

[D]

Just a guy shooting.

[A]

Get a celeb shot. Oh, holy.

[H]

Yes.

[A]

Danny.

[G]

He couldn't believe it.

[A]

No.

[E]

Did I tell.

[A]

Wait, Danny. Danny, go. L. Shot for me. Oh, man. Half quarter. I think you're much better than that.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Have you seen my last 20 shots? You were in the jersey. He has to hit 100 threes in this jersey.

[C]

If you hit this half court, he has to go back to zero.

[A]

Good rule, Lucas.

[B]

I like that rule, Lucas.

[C]

And you just suck up a half court. If you hit it, he has to.

[F]

Start back from zero.

[A]

He'll.

[B]

That's a great rule.

[A]

Great rule, Lucas.

[H]

Shut up.

[A]

Yes. Just one shot. One shot. One. Half court. Half court. All right.

[G]

Come on, brother. Come on.

[B]

God, It was online.

[A]

You're hustling me for a second. Sorry, guys. Oh, not even close, Danny. Come on, Danny.

[B]

Really focus on this one, Danny.

[F]

All right?

[A]

By the way, we'll get out of here. Inside. He go shot for shot. He gets. He gets a shot every time.

[B]

Oh, man.

[E]

I'm feeling angry at Nikki smokes right now.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

He's. It's. He's moving so slow.

[E]

He knows that we're on the act.

[A]

Right now, and he also has nothing to do in San Francisco. This is his job today. Wait. Yeah, it is Thursday and Friday. It's the middle of the work week.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[F]

I forgot.

[A]

God damn. Let our guy take one more, Danny. Same deal. Yeah, one more.

[C]

But if you hit this, it goes.

[A]

That back to zero. Let's go.

[B]

Focus.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, this would be awesome.

[A]

Oh, not even close. Not even close. Get one more. One more, one more. You want to do one more?

[B]

Let's.

[A]

Let's get you one on the rim. And then. And then that's it. Once you hit on the rim, we won't do anymore.

[B]

For now.

[A]

For now. For now, he's got to run up a little more. Dude, that's not.

[D]

That's a shot.

[A]

That's not.

[G]

Pull it out.

[A]

That's not. That's not it. You just got to run and kind of chuck it.

[B]

Yeah, try to run and chuck.

[A]

Go shot for shot with Danny. Lucas, fix it. Danny has to go back to 50. Oh, oh, oh. All right, now, Danny you go. Yeah, yeah. Shot for shot. He goes, Danny goes. First one to make it. No. You want to go shot for shot with him? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If he hits it, Danny goes back to 50.

[D]

I just.

[A]

He. We got to get. We got to get this guy going a little bit quicker.

[D]

I shouldn't.

[A]

No. Okay. This is not.

[E]

To the left.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Brandon, we had all those people in here.

[D]

No, I don't know. I. I meant.

[A]

You killed a dog, dude. Oh, that's good.

[D]

I haven't felt this happy since my dog died.

[A]

Died.

[B]

We're putting this man through hell. Which one do at the park to get some.

[A]

Some private shots?

[B]

Private.

[A]

Now he's.

[C]

Danny.

[D]

Is smoking on his phone?

[F]

Probably.

[E]

Probably.

[B]

Why?

[A]

No.

[B]

In the middle of the week, 50 degrees, shirtless. There it is, Danny.

[E]

Oh.

[A]

The wind is messing up every shot.

[G]

How have you not realized that Lucas is so sassy.

[F]

Fair point.

[D]

Forever sassy.

[B]

Lucas, why don't you take one?

[A]

I'll probably hit it. Can I set him back to zero.

[H]

If I hit it?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, Lucas, if you hit it, you send it back to zero.

[A]

Get one shot, Lucas. All right.

[D]

Oh, he's. No, never.

[A]

Oh, better.

[D]

Better than I thought.

[A]

I got two more. I got two more. I just looked up the rules.

[B]

That's always been the rule.

[A]

Two more for Lucas. He always gets two more. That's good. Last one, Lucas.

[F]

He takes. Can hit this.

[B]

Oh no, Lucas. Oh no.

[A]

It's funny cuz Lucas has to stay out there longer too. Stupid idiot. Lucas was. Nikki, Smoke said he's leaving.

[C]

He's out.

[D]

No, he's not.

[A]

No, he's not. He's not. He has nothing to do. I might make him stay there all day. He's going to rebound for the other guy.

[D]

All time rebounder for that car today.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

So he's back to zero, right?

[A]

He's back to 50.

[C]

Back to 50.

[F]

Okay, cool.

[A]

All right, I'm going to set him. I'll set him back up wide. I'll text you at 95. There you go.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

You're the man, Danny.

[G]

That's brutal.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna do can tax act. Yeah, T.J. can I do tax act? Just because Brandon's gotta leave and he's always says he's got to leave and then he tries to leave earlier than he's got to leave. Yeah, that's the next step. Yeah. Okay. You are leaving. He always says that. Brandon's the. Brandon's the biggest. Like I gotta leave at 11:30 and then at 11 he's like, I gotta go. The camera. TJ cuts to him eating pizza. Yeah. All right. Tax Act. Tax act makes filing easy with step by step guidance. Your MA maximum refund is guaranteed. You won't find a bigger refund with any other tax filing software. TaxAct gives you tax tips throughout the filing process to help you along the way. Add expert assist. You can talk to a credentialed tax expert located right here in the U.S. sign up with TaxAct for a chance to win the ultimate Barstool experience. One lucky winner will score a trip for two to Barstool Chicago HQ, flights and hotel included for behind the scenes access to show shows like pmt, the Yak, mostly sports, plus chance to watch the Yak live, hang out with Barstool talent, shoot hoops, hit the golf simulator, grab some ice cream. Three additional winners will also take home exclusive barstool memorabilia from Brandon Walker's Manti collection. Sign up now for a chance to win. For full rules, visit taxact.com forward/barstool. No purchase necessary. Brandon, I get to take one. I. I think I'm taking Steve Largent.

[D]

All right, big cat.

[G]

Thanks.

[A]

I wanted that Steve Larant. I want that Steve Larant.

[D]

Oh, you've already declared.

[A]

I'm. I'm 99% sure I'm. No, you.

[D]

You either declare.

[F]

You don't.

[D]

All right, you're declaring.

[B]

Go ahead, Brandon. Whenever you're ready. You declaring?

[A]

Go ahead, Brandon.

[B]

Brandon, it's on you.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Tax act got me this gift because I filed my taxes early with Tax Act. You should, too. And today's gift is helmet.

[H]

Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[H]

All right.

[C]

His gift is broken.

[D]

That wasn't the gift.

[A]

He broke it.

[E]

Handled that like a puppy.

[A]

The Larry Bird.

[D]

You declared Steve Large. Incorrect.

[A]

I. I have not declared.

[D]

Today's a signed Larry Bird Red Auerbach signed in green right here. One of my favorite things I've ever held in my hands. This is incredible. Larry Bird signed picture. Thank you to Tax Action.

[A]

You just held a puppy. Yeah.

[B]

And you held a puppy that you wanted to kill.

[A]

I would. It's actually your number one puppy because you.

[D]

This is way better than a puppy.

[A]

Well, no, not one that you. Well, yeah, because I guess you couldn't have killed that one.

[D]

Thank you, Tax Act.

[G]

Wow.

[A]

That Steve Largen jersey is really nice. I like those throwback Seahawks jerseys a lot. 68. Oh.

[F]

Oh, how Danny.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

18 in two minutes.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Fishy.

[E]

I told it on Ron.com. did I tell you guys about hero Danny? Hero Danny bar the other night?

[D]

What do you do? Save A life.

[E]

A group of us were at the bar and a woman a few blocks down, you could hear her screaming. And Danny ran over to see if she was okay, to see what was going on.

[A]

Was she fine?

[E]

It turns out she said, yeah, I just wanted to scream. She just felt like screaming.

[D]

This is a screaming city.

[E]

It is. It's a scream. And she was screaming. Dentistry was what? He heard her screaming and he dentistry, but he really did. He ran to the sound of trouble to make sure this lady was okay.

[B]

She was doing her snap count on the street.

[A]

She was with Gruden.

[E]

She ran into Gruden and it was fine.

[A]

Or Danny hurt a vulnerable woman alone. I gotta go check the replies to the Gruden tweet. Like it's the tweet that keeps on giving. Because I was going through it last night. Someone said the entire homeless camp just jumped off sides.

[B]

So funny.

[A]

Talking about how this is the masculinity that San Francisco needs.

[B]

I just can't get over how often they touch each other. Need the contact.

[E]

Well, he was at the restaurant last night and he was going to different take cuz he knew a bunch of people. He was. He was.

[D]

He was touching everybody.

[E]

Touching everybody.

[B]

Touching everyone.

[G]

I still, I can't understand how they get from one topic to the next in that video.

[A]

There's not a segue.

[E]

There's no se.

[G]

Do they know what each other is saying?

[A]

They didn't converse and they went so seamlessly to. We haven't seen each other to. Remember 20 years ago when I called you a. Yeah.

[F]

What?

[A]

And with newski's like that Monday night in Tennessee, talking about.

[G]

Talking about. Man, we can watch it again.

[E]

Please.

[B]

It's the most perfectly executed run. Run into your old friend I've ever seen.

[A]

Including the end when they just. After touching each other, I'll text you.

[C]

And then.

[B]

Oh my God. Not one second of awkwardness.

[A]

No. Oh, and just the. The other one was like men know four emotions. It was like Groen with his dukes up, grabbing them, punching him, snapping a football, waving goodbye. Yeah, let's watch it again.

[G]

It's just so damn classic.

[B]

Remind me of. Oh, here we go.

[A]

I'm here for the super bowl and I run into this guy. I mean, the last time I saw. Saw Rich Gannon, we were fighting on the side. I'm walking down the street, I'm minding my own business. I'm getting ready to go back to my hotel and some guy's yelling at me. Think, oh my gosh. Yeah, somebody wants an autograph More importantly.

[D]

I'm in the Bay Area.

[A]

Somebody's want to yell, check the ball down.

[D]

Throw it.

[A]

Don't hold it. I know. Hey, we're going to the Coliseum. We're going to go 7, 8. This is some of our greatest memories. That was, wasn't it?

[H]

The only.

[A]

I love the place so much. The only thing that I. I get some chills sometimes is when I'm out there. Blue 85. Blue 85. No, no. Get the three for the acres lit up.

[F]

No.

[A]

Sunday Night Football. He's going, easy, easy.

[F]

Hey.

[A]

He goes, shut the out. Blue 85.

[H]

I love the.

[F]

Out of frame.

[A]

Just the hand comes in.

[B]

I love you, man.

[G]

I love you, brother.

[A]

What was your snap count? Let's hear it. Had a good one, bro. Let me hear it. BL5. Blue 85. See you, man.

[B]

See you, man.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

Nothing. Off they go.

[A]

See you, man. 17 touches. They haven't seen each other for a decade. Just start screaming.

[B]

They just screamed at each other. Established, perfect interaction.

[G]

What are they talking about? He's like. It gives me chills.

[F]

What does?

[A]

Oh, my God. They're the best. Gruden is just. Just being around him is just. He's the best.

[F]

After radio yesterday, there was a line of not even exaggerating, like 40 or 50 people. And Guden stayed and, like, took pictures. He bought 100 beers to the bar. Very cool.

[B]

It reminded me. Remember when he met K for the first time?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

And as soon as he met him, he just, like, slid. He bends him over, slaps.

[A]

He didn't even. He didn't even shake his hand. Let me see your snack. It was. It's. It's. It's the football version of. Of a dog sniffing another dog's ass. That's what he does every time he sees a football that laughs. Good to see you. Let's get in that stance here. Did he have something in his arm that he just dropped on the ground? Didn't set it down.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[A]

He literally dropped everything. He just play that again. Football so much.

[B]

Good to see it. Gets right into it.

[C]

John Gruden.

[G]

Mike.

[A]

Good to see. Let's get in that stance here.

[B]

What do you want?

[A]

What do you want? Congratulations.

[G]

That's a hell of congratulations.

[B]

I truly cannot believe we work with him.

[A]

It's a. It's like the. A fever dream that I never want.

[G]

To end or that he's like this at every second of the day.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

All you have to do is document it.

[A]

There's just been so many moments where I'm like, how is he? And. And he. He's down for everything. Everything. That was the moment last year when we were watching the playoff game and it was a Steelers game. And Gruden is like, one of his coaching tree guys is Mike Tomlin, and he loves Mike Tomlin and Gruden. Super bowl winning head coach Mike Gruden is sitting on the couch for like, four days straight eating God knows what. Just like with the most pathetic humans ever. And then Jerry just screams. Mike Tomlin has a. For a dick. Is like, where am I? But he just. He's ride or die.

[G]

Another dude who's like that. I is like, exact same off camera as on camera. I really think Jason Williams is, like, so funny off camera. Just, like, spills out of him. He's so funny and charming. We got to find a way to just follow him around and capture the interactions. Yeah, we need a mouse for him.

[D]

We got. He's gonna be the celebrity All Star game, right?

[G]

Yeah, he's playing it with Keenan Allen. Your.

[B]

Yeah, your.

[G]

Your cream. Your cream boy.

[A]

Wait, what Celebrity All Star game?

[D]

He's gonna be in the NBA. Celebrity.

[A]

Oh, sick. Where is it this year? Are you going?

[G]

No, we have people out there. It's. It's Valentine's Day weekend.

[C]

I know.

[G]

What are they doing? And Super Bowl.

[A]

That's a fake holiday.

[D]

And with mustard and tacos. Taylor, Frankie, Paul and Matt Ishbia.

[B]

He's got to go out.

[D]

And Cody from Dude.

[F]

Perfect.

[B]

He's got to just cross up Shams.

[A]

What night is the Shams?

[D]

It's already been.

[E]

Oh, it already had. Did your play get called?

[F]

No.

[A]

What?

[F]

No, I don't think so.

[A]

It seemed like it was a little bit of a mess. I saw Steve Young's guy last night.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

He's like, he. He really loved the play, but it. Once they started playing, it was kind of like.

[F]

Yeah. I met Steve Young outside the hotel and we. We discussed it for a bit.

[C]

What was the play?

[F]

Trips left, cell service, dig, whip, pitch back.

[A]

What pitch? It had. It had two different pitches. No, it had another pitch to the.

[F]

Quarterback that was like, emergency.

[A]

No, Pft. Had that as. That's what's going to happen. Emergency pitch, multiple pitches.

[D]

Cell service.

[A]

Cell service? Yeah. On one.

[G]

How do you feel from stream stretching?

[A]

Good, Mikey. That stretched me good there.

[G]

He was abusing your hamstrings.

[A]

Yeah, he was doing it to me.

[B]

Bet you want to come?

[A]

Yeah. These guys are gonna go.

[B]

You gotta bounce.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Thank you.

[G]

Have fun doing whatever you're doing.

[A]

See you guys tomorrow. For last yak. I always like the Friday yak of super bowl week when it's just like hungover goof. Goofballs.

[E]

Yeah, I do feel like the dozen night is the night that everybody kind of goes hard. Yeah, it's like the last.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

The last hurrah. What's up, guys? Mikey, I got a lot of things we got to talk about.

[C]

Let's talk.

[A]

What do you want to do first? Nice of you to give Nikki smokes the week off. Yeah. So how did you guys sleep last night?

[C]

He came after.

[A]

Oh, here I am.

[G]

Here we go.

[A]

Oh, hell yeah.

[C]

He came to the hotel room after I was already asleep because I. I left earlier. But yeah, he. He. He was about to leave, but.

[A]

Did he sleep in your bed?

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Side to side.

[G]

Yeah, well, yeah, of course.

[C]

And I got a call from Frank telling me to hop on the podcast.

[A]

Were you late?

[C]

I was late by 10 minutes.

[A]

Are you being a diva? Is this gonna get you in trouble? Being here right now with Frank?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Frank's very. I. I just wish he was a little bit more gross. Grateful, like. We've done a lot of walks booked for him.

[H]

We.

[C]

We've booked a shitload of walks for him this week. We've been moving around, driving him hours away so he can go do whatever he wants. Raw dog, Golden Gate Bridge, this and that, and then he just. His. His thing is. I'm trying to destroy him.

[A]

Yeah, you are.

[C]

I don't.

[A]

How can we play the clip from this morning? I haven't watched it. You play 1.25 speed. Because it's a little longer, but it is. Is quite, quite something.

[C]

Yeah, I'm turning my phone off right after this pod for another hour.

[A]

All right, last, last, last question before you guys start fighting.

[H]

Frank, what happens if Mikey shows up.

[C]

Late again to a non sponsored podcast? I really don't think it matters at all.

[A]

That's the question. That's how we don't get sponsors.

[C]

No, we get sponsors because we need better viewers and we need better setups, which I'm way better at.

[A]

And you've been late the last four weeks. And that's why we can't get the damn sponsors sponsored. I've been late every time around that goal line, you throw an interception and it's a pick six and we're back to square one.

[C]

Frank, do you. I. I don't want to say this, but online, because I'm probably gonna hurt your feelings.

[A]

Don't say it then. Don't say it.

[C]

So, yeah, I'm not gonna say it, but you're wrong. 1,000% wrong. And that's why we don't get sponsors. There's a lot of reasons we don't get sponsors, and 95 of them are because of you. But that's fine. We don't have to talk. I could probably start a show and get a sponsor real quick.

[A]

Which is just as good as victory, isn't it? Yes. The Devil's played outstanding today, you know, even though he lost 90 nothing. It was a valiant effort. They were denied ultimate victory. I thought that would just be like a funny question. Like, it would, you know, like, next time. Yeah, come on. No, but, Frank, you do know that, though, right?

[C]

Like, if I went and I started my own podcast, I could probably get a sponsor way before you would ever get a sponsor for this show.

[A]

Well, you're supposed to be helping me get a sponsor. Get us Right.

[C]

But what I'm. I'm saying, like, I'm not the problem.

[A]

Mikey, you are the damn problem.

[C]

No, I'm not, actually.

[A]

You're causing more problems by saying, like this.

[C]

Well, I'm just saying that you called me out. I'm just saying how I feel now. It's very, very simple.

[A]

You know, Mikey, you've been a. On this podcast for the last six weeks.

[C]

Last six weeks.

[A]

Haven't left your finger.

[C]

Haven't left their finger.

[A]

I'm the.

[C]

I'm the only person. Hey, bozo brain. Hey, bozo brain. I'm the only person that runs the pod. I'm the only person that edits your videos. I'm the only person that runs everything. You. Without me, you wouldn't have anybody to edit anything. You would be sitting on your ass with your thumbs up it. You have no idea what you're talking about. Is James gonna do it for you?

[G]

No.

[A]

You wanted to start this fight. You wanted to start this fight.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

You guys, I shouldn't have shown that question. I thought this would just be.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about, Frank.

[A]

I wanted to start the fight.

[C]

You started by calling me a fat ass. When you're fatter than me.

[A]

Are you a piece of. You're a fat.

[C]

And, yeah, I've never called you fat.

[A]

Our whole two years friendship. No, Margaret, you're stabbing me in the back. That's what you're doing.

[C]

You called me fat, and then you said that we don't have sponsors because of me. I'm here to just lay the facts out now.

[A]

I was joking. I called you Fat ass.

[C]

Yeah, I was joking too.

[H]

Huh?

[C]

You laughing?

[A]

No, no. This is not joke. This was your turn against me, you pigs of. I know you're trying against me.

[E]

Was this hotel.

[A]

So are you guys good?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, this happens once a month. This is fine. Like, he. He's just. Because.

[A]

Yeah, we're going.

[C]

We're going to a Super bowl party after this at like 4:00'.

[H]

Clock.

[A]

Okay, perfect. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. It's just.

[F]

It's.

[C]

I'm the only one that does the editing. I do all the filming. Jenks doesn't do it, which is fine, but, like, stop saying it all. I'm him over when I'm literally doing every single thing he asks every single time. And it's. I'm so. I'm so annoyed with it. But it is what it is. It's Frank.

[B]

Got it.

[C]

Got to do it. Yeah.

[G]

You're in the Frank business. You can't be surprised when Frank starts being frank in the Frank business.

[C]

Yeah, but I'm also like.

[A]

And he said 99. Hold that that thought. He's at 99 again. Danny.

[H]

What I miss? Bite the transition.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Oh, what the was that?

[B]

What was that?

[A]

Who was that? Nikki Smokes just kicked a soccer ball. Okay, do it on the first one, Danny. Be. Be a legend. Oh, my God. Lucas, a rebuttal. Lucas. No, I can't do that again. He was mad at me last time.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know why. Lucas vs Danny fight would be just the most monotone thing ever. Yeah. Oh. Oh, my God.

[B]

God.

[A]

Close again. Yeah. Back rim. I'm mad at you. I don't care. That would be it. Oh, that's nice. Oh, Danny licking the bridge. Gross. That's the worst spot. Come on, Danny.

[B]

Oh. Further.

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[G]

It's a long ass lick. I would have just dipped tongue.

[A]

TJ While we watch him, can you find Danny's video from the bar? I think two nights ago with Mikey Betts in the bathroom?

[E]

Oh, that's crazy.

[A]

I was cracking up so hard. I don't know if you guys saw this.

[G]

I didn't.

[E]

The bathroom doors had the, you know, the gender symbols.

[A]

Yeah. And Mikey didn't know what. What door to use. I did.

[C]

I'd never seen those logos in my life.

[A]

The logos. Look at this. Watch Mikey. He's just staring at the door. What the do I do with this one? Go back. Just the first. The beginning of it is so good. He's just so close. Imagine how long he was doing it that Danny proposed. Oh, dude. I was.

[C]

I was waiting for somebody to come out to see, like, which one I should go in.

[A]

He's still there. I've had to piss for four days. I don't know where to go.

[G]

Could have gone in either.

[A]

He could have just opened it and.

[C]

See which one has urinals, I guess. Yeah. Should have done that.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh.

[G]

Let'S go, Beast.

[C]

Oh, that's it.

[A]

That's the one.

[G]

Oh, God.

[F]

Is Danny a no armpit hair guy? Huh?

[A]

Danny, can I see your arm?

[C]

Lift it up.

[B]

No armpit hair. Typical.

[A]

Chemo. Chemo. That's not true.

[G]

And he hits the shot.

[A]

Chemo. Nikki Smokes has been screaming, make a wish. Hey, are you guys going to double up tomorrow in a trench coat? The trench coat we ordered was faulty.

[B]

We need a trench coat that would fit us.

[A]

We got to get one. Amazon sent the wrong trench coat.

[E]

Yeah. Big trench coat.

[A]

I would love to find.

[C]

The Bulls are going to do that with their guards. They're just going to. They actually do a trench coat. Yeah, we do need to do that.

[A]

How are you feeling about the Bulls? Bad.

[C]

I love Colin Sexton, but other than that, I'm very upset.

[A]

Fourteen second round picks.

[C]

It's a lot of second round picks.

[A]

That's a lot of second round picks.

[C]

One of them. One of them has to be like Nikola Jokic.

[A]

No.

[C]

Yeah, one of them has to be.

[A]

No, I don't think that's how it works.

[C]

I don't know what's. What we're going to do. We have to trade. Trade them? I. I guess, but. Yeah, I. I can't believe. At least Williams is on my team still.

[A]

At least we won't make the playing.

[C]

I think the Hornets will.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Very excited.

[A]

Or the Bucks because they kept Giannis.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

I mean, you just got rid of your two good guards for two bad guards.

[A]

Correct.

[C]

No. Kobe White is a terrible guard. I'm glad we got rid of him. I didn't want to get rid of IO but I'M glad we got rid of Kobe for Colin Sexton. Colin Sexton is such a good basketball player.

[F]

They're the same player.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

He leads the lead or he leads his team in and ones and he's coming off the bench. Only plays 14 minutes a game.

[D]

Danny.

[G]

Damn it.

[A]

Anytime you can get the. The. The guy who leads the Hornets and and ones, you gotta.

[C]

You gotta get it coming up the bench. And his nickname is Young Bull.

[A]

Like how many and ones.

[C]

He leads the league with 14 or the. His team with 14.

[A]

So he. He's averaging like an and one every third game.

[G]

A lot of be excited about.

[C]

Yeah, I can't wait for him to be in a Bulls jersey.

[G]

Oh, come on, Danny. He's a very nice guy.

[A]

That's a good jersey for you too.

[G]

Sex ton.

[A]

Yeah, you do.

[C]

Oh, yeah. I love that.

[G]

Sex ton.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What number should.

[G]

This is the one. Danny.

[A]

He's actually kind of close. Well, not. Oh, he's.

[H]

He stinks.

[A]

Lucas. He's made 153s.

[G]

Let's go.

[F]

Mikey was the big party organizer last night.

[C]

I was. I was trying to get everybody to go there and we finally got everybody to go and it. It was so fun. It was a fun time. You put Kate on the list? Yeah, Kate's off the list.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

But I was very upset that you didn't answer.

[E]

It hurt my. I was trying to be in the moment. I was like, I'm gonna put my phone in my purse and be in the moment. And then when I finally looked at it was all these updates from you guys having the best time ever. And Danny, it was crushing.

[B]

What else did you do at the Kelsey party?

[A]

What else did I do around or.

[E]

They gave you a car. Like a little card where you could play all these different games like skee ball and like photo booth and blah.

[A]

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[E]

So whenever I felt like I was being too awkward, I would just go do that.

[A]

Go play skeeball in the middle of the party.

[B]

I've done that.

[A]

The loudest game imaginable.

[E]

No, actually, Roan had some great friends there. Like, it was. I had a really good time talking to everybody. It was actually fun. I feel like those parties can be just for show and kind of stuffy sometimes. So that was actually like legit a good time.

[A]

Nice. When does the trade deadline end?

[C]

I think 3 o' clock today.

[A]

3 o' clock here? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Probably noon.

[B]

What happens when like a really tall guy, like a 7 foot 3 guy gets traded to a new team?

[G]

They don't they can barely. It's like get a different plane for him.

[B]

Do they have to notify, like, the. The city council of the.

[A]

Yeah, that joke made Stefan sneeze.

[F]

I guess.

[E]

I heard from several people that Stefan is in a good, funny, funny mood this week.

[F]

Stefan came out to the bar. Last line was dancing a little bit.

[E]

Yeah, I heard that he's like, kind of loosened up out here.

[G]

What was his move?

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[F]

What stuff.

[C]

I think it was the side to side step. Like the.

[A]

Okay, can I see it solely. Are you nervous at all about the Asante Samuels tweet?

[G]

He said you're gonna expose Tom Brady.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

You have. You have 23 hours.

[A]

Oh, he said, Tom Brady. You have 23 hours to respond or it's up. I'm going apeshit about who you are.

[E]

What could that possibly even mean?

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

And why would he be mad at Tom Brady?

[A]

Because Tom Brady said he doesn't have a dog in the fight in the Super Bowl. I like the big Vince standing on business. What do you. What do you say on Rosillo's Big Vince stood on business and called Tom out, saying, that's political. You don't need to do that. Yeah, just like, root for this. Is there any part of it, though, that his. He owns the Raiders and his head coach is the OC for the Seahawks?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

That's huge.

[A]

Like, he doesn't want. He doesn't want his. His, his. He's gonna do a press conference with Clint Kubiak in like three days. If he has a terrible super bowl, that is gonna.

[F]

Fair point.

[A]

Probably fair point. But at the end of the day from the Raiders, it is crazy. You can't win or lose. He's still getting paid. It was funny because we were talking about a dinner last night, Mikey Betts, and Dave was. Was like. It'd be like MJ not rooting for the Bulls. I was like, do you know about MJ and the Bulls?

[F]

Right?

[A]

Like, he hasn't been to the United center in 15 years.

[C]

Yeah, he's. I thought he was coming back to the UC for D. Rose night when.

[A]

He was never coming back.

[C]

Yeah, it sucks.

[A]

But the thing for us was, like, the. If it's all fake and then like the Tom Brady Day when we were all there and Tom's up there. I'm a patriot for life. This. That, like, that's all dog. I don't. I do think Tom Brady is that much of a competitive psycho that there is part of him Is like, I don't want anyone else to ever win another Super bowl again. 100%.

[C]

100%. Danny, make this one.

[F]

On the rundown the other day, Rico said that his high school basketball team won a championship in, like 2005 or something like that. And he's actively rooted them. Rooted against them. So that's their only.

[A]

Well, Rico's a bad guy.

[C]

Well, I did the same thing when I got kicked off my football team my senior year. I rooted against them the whole year. They lost every game.

[A]

Did they?

[C]

Oh, they were terrible. Yeah, I think they went like they needed me left. Left tackle.

[B]

You got cut?

[A]

No. Remember, he sent to the basement.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Stop going to school with the dumb kids.

[C]

Yeah, I was with the dumb kids.

[G]

Do you have Huddle highlights?

[C]

Yeah. I should actually show him the Groot.

[A]

Oh, we got to watch him. Let's find him.

[G]

You and Fol on the o. O would move bodies.

[C]

I tweeted. I tweeted it before. Let me go find it.

[A]

So have you and Frank talked since the blow up?

[C]

Yeah, a little bit. So, like I said, this will happen, like, once a month. We get this blowup. But what happened?

[G]

He's making this one. He decided.

[A]

Oh, bounce in. Right back to you, Danny. You know that at noon, we're like, we all have things to do. You're just going to stay here doing this? He has 20 minutes.

[E]

Danny's starting to look like he's having a bad time.

[A]

The fact that we're making him turn around every time, too, that makes it so much harder. Smokes is there helping?

[E]

Frank was in a good mood in the elevator when I saw him. It was me, Frank, and this woman who was going to work out and have you seen the squares all over the floor of the elevator?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Frank got out his phone.

[G]

I can't say I have.

[E]

And started saying, it's like Qbert. It's like Qbert. And he was dancing all over the elevator with this woman.

[A]

Oh, he's perfectly.

[E]

Yeah, he's perfectly fine.

[A]

I think it's. You guys always fight like this, and it's funny, and then you don't. You're like brothers.

[C]

Yeah, exactly like it. He just always thinks I'm out to get him, which is fine, but you.

[A]

Are a little bit out to get him. How?

[C]

How am I out to get Frank at all? I literally like everything besides wipe his ass. Like I do everything for Frank.

[F]

True.

[A]

Maybe you need to wipe his ass.

[C]

I might need to wipe his ass.

[F]

True or false? If he's looking for an answer, on an immaculate grid. You've tanked it on purpose.

[C]

I have tanked it on purpose.

[A]

That's out to get him Energy.

[E]

Why?

[A]

Why do you think?

[G]

See that?

[C]

It's good content. It was funny.

[G]

Your show thrives when you guys fight.

[C]

Yeah, it does. Yeah.

[A]

That's the most out to get a move you could possibly do.

[G]

Sabotage.

[C]

I got to find my huddle thing. Hold on.

[G]

This is the one.

[A]

Yep.

[G]

Danny.

[A]

Oh, so close. The worst part about him, about this, for him is like he's going to hit it.

[C]

And it's like, okay, thanks, dude.

[B]

Danny.

[A]

Cool. Yeah.

[G]

Way to go, D. Maybe.

[A]

No, they've been on you the whole time, dummy. Jesus, Lucas.

[F]

Thanks, Lucas.

[A]

Thanks, Lucas. Thanks, D. See you. See you. Oh, see, I'll see you guys tomorrow. Or maybe later tonight if you want.

[D]

To party with us and celebrate.

[A]

What do think you doing?

[D]

What are you.

[A]

What are you doing? All right, let's spin the wheel for Pepsi challenge, right?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

No.

[A]

Thank you, Pepsi for sponsoring pepsi. Super Bowl 60 spot brings light to a similar phenomenon of discovery and truth. The Pepsi paradox. The idea that when labels and bias disappear here, cola drinkers prefer the taste of Pepsi. A phenomenon that blind taste tests have repeatedly proven. In the 2025 revival of the Pepsi Challenge, 66% of participants agreed. Pepsi Zero sugar tastes better than Coca Cola. Zero sugar. Pepsi wins on taste. Sometimes you have to flip your world upside down to discover what's been right about there the entire time. What's. What's been right there the entire time.

[F]

Time.

[G]

It's Thursday.

[A]

It's Thursday. You deserve taste. You deserve Pepsi Zero sugar. Let your taste decide and go try it today. Taste superiority. All right. Time for the Pepsi challenge presented by Pepsi. I've been drinking so many Pepsi.

[F]

Zero sugar.

[A]

So good. Okay, Nick J. KB and it's gonna be Kyle Dean.

[G]

KB There's a place up the block called Dean's Fine Cigar Shop.

[H]

Everyone's.

[G]

I wanted to get one this morning.

[E]

You guys see that sandwich Eddie posted?

[A]

Oh, that was a good looking sandwich.

[E]

I think I'm gonna go get it today.

[A]

I'm gonna get. I'm gonna get Dom to get us some tomorrow.

[E]

That sounds incredible.

[G]

A Pepsi.

[D]

Oh, my.

[E]

Oh, forget it. I've been chugging Pepsi all day all week.

[A]

Kyle. Dean.

[H]

Good luck, buddy.

[G]

My heart's pounding.

[H]

Yeah, right.

[F]

Very big poke. Start with B.

[A]

No.

[B]

Not for me. But.

[A]

Oh, no, Kyle, we'll go to a. Lot on the line now.

[B]

This is good.

[A]

This is really okay.

[G]

That's good stuff.

[A]

I hope.

[B]

Holy. All right. Much Better.

[A]

So I think A is better than goodness. Wait, Show B so that we show that it's a fair challenge. B. All right, so Kyle picked the Pepsi Zero Sugar. Way to go. There you go, Kyle. Way to go. We'll get you up on the leaderboard. Damn. Good work, Kyle. We're really proud of you. We're so proud of you.

[B]

I've never been a cola guys because of my medical issues, but pepsi. Pepsi is 100% better.

[A]

Pepsi Zero sugar is delicious. So thank you to Pepsi for. For sponsoring us this week. We really appreciate it. Super bowl week's a big week for us, so go take the Pepsi challenge today and let your taste decide. By the way, I don't know when it's coming out, but that was an awesome polar bear. Oh, yeah, we did it for pmt. That rocks. I was. Was a little nervous. He was really, really in character. Yeah, we could hear it. A real polar bear. He popped around the corner, tried to scare us. Yeah, it did scare me.

[E]

It was jarring. It's pretty cool.

[G]

Have you guys seen the cops in this city?

[A]

Yeah, it just took a picture with some.

[B]

The.

[G]

Their uniforms and cars are just like, straight out of the 1990s.

[A]

A couple guys walked out of a car today, and I was like. Like, is this. Is this like a film set?

[G]

Doesn't. It feels like Blues Brothers? It's like they're just old cars. Old Crown Vicks.

[A]

Big clubs, too.

[G]

Big clubs, like old. Like, the hats are, like, old and funny. I think they said it's because the budget. Budget got. Slash. When did it get slashed?

[A]

You know, San Francisco should have money, right?

[G]

Where's the.

[A]

Where are these tech guys?

[G]

They said they're paying the cops $60,000 a year. It's a expensive city.

[A]

Where the. Are these tech guys?

[G]

Where are they?

[F]

Is it potentially an ode to the show chips? California Highway?

[A]

I don't think so. It might be. It might be an ode to chips.

[G]

Gentle tip of the cap to public safety.

[A]

Might as well add an ode. A show from the 90s about LA.

[D]

That's like a.

[A]

Is it LA?

[F]

I thought it's a whole state of California.

[A]

Yeah, but I think they were based in la.

[F]

Oh.

[A]

I actually did used to watch CHIPS when I was ever. I was sick from school.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Price right into chips. Chips and Jerry Springer.

[G]

Eric Estrada or who's the guy?

[H]

Yeah.

[G]

And then who's the other guy, though?

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, that kind of sucks for him.

[G]

Isn't it crazy? They were actually smuggling cocaine the whole time. They were Dirty cops.

[B]

What?

[A]

Oh, Chips. I don't think I got to that part of the.

[G]

Yeah. They were dirty cops the entire time.

[A]

What was the other one?

[H]

It was.

[A]

It was Wings. Was Wings the one? No. What was Wings, Brandon?

[G]

The little dirty cops.

[A]

The. It was like a little airport. Was it Wings? Wings, yeah. And the guy. Not the guy who played Ernest, but the guy who looked like the guy who played Ernest. Yeah. Is that his name? Yeah. Yeah. No.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Tony Shalou. No. Thomas Hayden.

[G]

Church from Tires.

[A]

He didn't play Ernest.

[F]

Didn't City.

[A]

Who played Ernest? Was it Ernest? It was Ernest that played Ernest. I watched all the Earnest.

[G]

I never watched.

[A]

You never watched.

[B]

You guys just watched all this?

[C]

Yeah. I've never seen this.

[F]

It used to be on like.

[B]

You guys watched Chip.

[A]

I know. Do you know what we're saying?

[E]

Yeah, I watched Ernest.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Kyle, these would be on like TNT or tbs. Like during the day when you were.

[A]

Sick from school, you just.

[B]

You would watch Chip eat Chips.

[C]

Yeah, I would watch like Wild and Out. That's what I would.

[B]

Me too. We watch Wild and Out.

[A]

That wasn't on during the day.

[C]

Yes, it was.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, I. I would love going like that was.

[A]

Damn.

[C]

I love skipping school, cuz it would.

[A]

Just be gay again. Eric Estrada over Brooke Burke. What the am I doing?

[G]

Wilding out wasn't even an option.

[D]

That was my.

[C]

Yeah. No, I. I put. Michael.

[A]

Michael, Michael. Ball.

[H]

Where you at?

[A]

Where you at?

[C]

Right in a circle, Mikey.

[A]

Ball, Mikey. Oh, nice.

[C]

That was pretty nasty, dude.

[A]

Is that a touchdown?

[H]

No.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, it is.

[G]

Oh, they put the cell in. Right tackle, right guard, hard right.

[A]

Oh, buried him.

[C]

Yeah, we. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, you.

[B]

Did you celebrate after every play?

[C]

Yeah, I loved it, dude. Not this one, but I flew this. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, Mikey.

[H]

Shoot.

[A]

Road work, Mikey.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, it was a fun time.

[A]

Damn.

[B]

And you play for Addison?

[C]

Yeah, Addison Trail.

[B]

They made a big.

[A]

Oh, never mind. What?

[B]

Good team.

[C]

Yeah, we were pretty good. We. We lost in the first round of the playoffs, so. But we were pretty good.

[A]

Look at you, Mikey.

[C]

Yeah, the glory days. Junior year, senior year. They didn't let me play left tackle, right guard, right guard.

[G]

Seven seven. There. Big seven.

[C]

Seven.

[A]

Second level.

[B]

Were you rewarded appropriately after your good games?

[C]

No, no. What do you mean?

[B]

I was. What was the glory?

[G]

Sloppy top.

[C]

No, no, no.

[F]

Slots.

[B]

Would you guys have parties after?

[C]

Yeah, we would have a couple parties. I actually didn't get invited until like week four to the parties because they thought it was a freak show. They were right.

[G]

But you're their freak show.

[C]

I'm Their freak show. Yeah.

[G]

Why didn't they let you play?

[C]

I got bad grades. I just stopped going to school. Like stop going to class my junior year and then my senior year. They wouldn't let me play. I mean this thing is way too long. We don't need to watch the whole thing.

[G]

I kind of like it. You could have gone probably, bro. Look at this. So you have good technique. You like offensive line tapes? You ever watch offensive line tape?

[C]

I love watching offensive line tape.

[G]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Anybody that you like really stands out to you. That is one of your faves right now.

[C]

It's been Joe Tuney. He's been on fire because he's on the Bears, but he's always been good. I like Joni's the best.

[G]

How about Gray Zable?

[C]

I don't know who that is.

[A]

Be a big time. He's playing for the Seahawks in the Super Bowl.

[C]

Oh, he is?

[G]

Yeah, he was their first round pick.

[A]

Have you. Have you made a pick Steven on the game or you don't Pats.

[F]

I think the Pats are going to win the game.

[A]

What do you think?

[G]

Four and a half. I took the four and a half to Seahawks.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

To cover.

[A]

I'm hoping it goes down to four. What's his name? Getting hurt is not good.

[F]

Nicki Minwari.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

He tweaked his ankle in practice.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

He. Yeah, he does everything for the defense.

[A]

So important.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

You love that Fasoli. You dog. You could do it yourself. I swear to God.

[A]

For injuries facility. What are you doing, dude.

[G]

But you could will them to injury with positivity.

[A]

If you doing you want to beat the best to be the best.

[G]

Smiling task was rooting for injuries in the chat bcc. I hated it. Broke my damn heart.

[F]

I'd be okay if the team's other best player wasn't playing. We will make the Super Bowl. Won the Bucks. Won the Super Bowl. The Raiders pro center Barrett Robbins like just went to Mexico and got hammered and missed the game. Yeah.

[A]

You're kind of leaving out a big part of that. He was bipolar and had like a really bad episode.

[C]

Who was that?

[F]

He still did it, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It wasn't like. It wasn't like he just like on a whim of sound mind. I'm just to going. Going to go get drunk. Ron, have you talked to Dave about Sass? Sas invite?

[G]

No, I haven't seen him. I haven't seen Dave barely this week.

[A]

Except for at dinner tonight or today. That would have been a good time. Barstool live. I have an interview Right before. So Ron is going to start the show with Dave and Gruden, so maybe you can ask him that.

[G]

Yeah, that's a good time to ask.

[A]

Perfect time to ask.

[G]

See if Lil Saskin, he's got to be in the building since he's coming out on Saturday.

[C]

So.

[A]

4. 4 o', clock, golden Gate Tap Room. We'll be live on the main U2 YouTube tomorrow. It will just be Dave and Gruden. I think they're getting guests. I'm flying.

[G]

Getting right back home, hopefully.

[A]

Yes, I'm ready to go. I hit this point in every super bowl week where I'm like, guys, go home.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Do you have today's or you have tomorrow's? Part of my take.

[A]

I gotta do after this part of my take. Gruden. Pro football show, Jamis. Oh, Barstow Live.

[E]

It's a lot, man.

[A]

Yeah. I wanted to go to Tonga.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Now I understand.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Now I understand why I literally left dinner. And I was like, I'm gonna go to Tonga room. And then I was like, wait a second.

[H]

You.

[A]

You have to.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do, like, 10 hours of work tomorrow. This is really stupid.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So sorry.

[C]

Sorry.

[H]

I did.

[A]

I. I was. It doesn't count for anything, but I was as close as I've ever been to going to something.

[C]

Okay, That's. That. Yeah. That's huge.

[A]

Yeah. I said to Eddie, I was like, should we stop by? And I was like, I shouldn't, actually.

[G]

So what was the drink with the long straw? Was that a Mai Tai?

[C]

That was the Scorpion. Scorpion bowl, which basically is just a Mai Tai. It's four Mai Tais.

[A]

Oh, my God. That was made for you.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

So good, dude.

[A]

What's better than one Mai Tai?

[H]

Four.

[E]

One big bowl.

[C]

I thought he was gonna cut me a break on the price, too, because he's like. It just. I was like, what's the price for the Scorpion Bowl? And he was like, well, it's four Mai Tai's times four. That's the price. I say you can't cut me a deal. Like, I was trying to negotiate.

[A]

Good Lord.

[C]

Working.

[A]

Do you know that Mikey's like a Mai Tai enthusiast?

[G]

I've heard. I've caught wind.

[A]

Were you worried about getting too up because of you had to do the pod in the morning? Well, no. Late to. That.

[C]

That was. No, that was. I went home early for that reason because I was like, okay, I got the pot in the morning and I didn't. I didn't get too drunk. I knew where I was at. I knew what I Was doing Ubered home, but yeah, I just woke up a little late.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. And he said it was four times missing the pot. He's such a liar. I've never missed the pot. I. I was late for the first time in five years of doing this pot. Take it easy.

[B]

He also said you're like just being an in general.

[C]

He always backstabbing. Don't backstab him.

[B]

Backstab.

[A]

But you said you. If you had a solo show, you would get sponsored first.

[C]

Yeah, that was just the crazy thing to say.

[B]

You tripled down on that.

[C]

I tripled down on it. I. What a stupid, stupid thing to say.

[A]

Do you think Frank is trying to steal your glitter?

[E]

You didn't mean.

[C]

Frank does not want me me to do content. Like he just wants me to do.

[A]

Well, I. I do. I want you to do content. You also have to still do the Frank.

[C]

Right. And I want to do the Frank stuff. But he just.

[B]

What's.

[C]

What is Want me to do contract.

[B]

What is your.

[A]

He's Frank. What is your Frank. But we've had a conversation that I think he's very funny and he should. He can do more content as long as he takes care of the Frank.

[C]

Yeah. And I. I'm always down to do Frank stuff. Like I love.

[A]

Yeah, that is your job.

[C]

That's my job.

[A]

100% differently. That's the heels. He's going to clip that what you're like, I'm always down to do. No, you should be like. My job is to do Frank stuff.

[C]

Frank stuff. But necessary. Frank stuff. Not unnecessary. That he just wants me to do just because.

[G]

Who determines that?

[A]

Yeah, what is that? Give us an unnecessary Frank thing.

[C]

What do we think about like a raw dog like an hour and a half away? Do I need to film that?

[A]

That's probably necessary.

[C]

You think that's necessary?

[A]

That's unfortunately necessary.

[B]

Why? Why.

[A]

There'S no other hot dogs though. That would be 100.

[C]

No, it's a specific one that he wants to go to that.

[A]

I would side with Frank on that one.

[C]

And then what if it's. I have to pay for parking at every single location that we do.

[A]

That is unnecessary.

[C]

That's unnecessary.

[A]

Frank can pay for parking and you. He can fill out the.

[C]

Can he pay for other things? Cuz I've been pulling out my pocket.

[A]

Is it. Is it like. Is he expensing it?

[F]

Yeah, you can expense all this stuff.

[C]

Oh, that I should start expensing stuff more.

[A]

Yeah, that would be good.

[B]

What are some things you bought?

[C]

What have you paid for parking tickets. Tickets, dinners.

[B]

The whole bill at dinner.

[C]

Or not parking tickets.

[A]

Frank's not paying for any of this.

[C]

Frank has paid three times, I think.

[A]

Oh, we got to get that now. See, now I'm being fair. That one, I would. I would say that's more like when we go out.

[C]

He forced us out.

[A]

I pay.

[C]

He, like, forces us out to team dinners. And then it was like, we went to, like, a buffet. And the. It was an 80 buffet when we went to. To Vegas. And I'm like, dude, I don't. I'm not trying to spend 80 bucks just to eat a couple crab legs. Like, so it's stuff like that. And then. Yeah, you paid for it. I did pay for it.

[A]

Yeah, you paid for his.

[C]

And then he. No, he paid for himself, and then he brought two other people and then paid for them and then made me and Jenks pay for ourselves. Which is fine. Which is fine. But then there's be times that I'll. I'll just pick up the bill and then.

[A]

Who did Frank bring?

[C]

His Abe and his wife.

[A]

God brother.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And I just.

[C]

I just.

[A]

Who's everybody's God brother here? I've never asked you guys. Maybe next time. Maybe next time. I'm with Frank and you. We just sit down and we just go. We go down the list of necessary. Unnecessary.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

What is it?

[C]

God.

[A]

Nobody. God brother.

[G]

You gotta film that. If you do it, you have to film.

[A]

Yeah, we could do that. It's no different than, like, the famous picture of the divorce with the beanie babies should be breaking out. It's like, all right, who's eating this hot dog?

[C]

No, I. Like I said, I don't.

[G]

This city has good hot dogs. Close, though. There's like, you know, there's ladies selling hot dogs on the street corner that we were passing yesterday that smelled like the best hot dogs ever.

[C]

Yeah, but they. Are they on his list that he. You know, like, if it's not on his recommended list, then he doesn't want.

[A]

Where is he getting this list?

[C]

He has a. Like a big excel sheet, all the. The recommendations he's gotten. So what. What? Like in.

[A]

So you just need a burner to recommend the closest hot dogs.

[C]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

Try the hotel hot dog. So easy. Just create a burners. Hotel hot dog hotel. Yeah, you're right. That hotel hot dog. Should we play? You want to try, too? Oh, my gosh. Everybody should be like. Everyone tweeted Frank and just be like, dude, have you tried the hot dogs in our hotel?

[C]

It's not a bad idea.

[G]

Everywh goes, too.

[A]

I'm going. I'm going to do it right now for you.

[C]

Appreciate that. Yeah, I. I just. I don't want to seem ungrateful because I am very grateful for Frank and. And, like, I know he helps me out and he's got me. He's the reason I'm here for this job and everything, but I just, like, he's. He's a lot sometimes. Dude, he's in our hotel.

[A]

That's a good question.

[G]

Of course, of course.

[B]

All right.

[A]

I just. I said, frank, you got to try the hot dogs in our hotel. 10 out of 10. Okay, that works. All right, let's spin the wheel. Good show, boys. Just had the best hot dog of my life. Oh, my God, that hot dog. It's in Frank's apartment in your neighbors. It's already in your mouth, Frank. Just chew. Let's.

[G]

That tube.

[A]

Oh, you know those little water tube toys that kids play with? You know the.

[H]

Oh, like.

[G]

Yeah, the pool noodle.

[A]

No, no, no, like the. It's like. It's like plastic. And you put it in your hand and then you.

[G]

Oh, okay. Someone's got to it.

[A]

Mikey bets it. And his wife held it open for her.

[C]

For him, it was. Yeah. Can't look at that thing the same anymore.

[A]

Yeah, Those Mikey bets one.

[D]

What?

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Least she was involved.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

That was out her great wife.

[A]

All right, we'll see you for tomorrow.

[F]

See you.

[G]

Yak.

[C]

See you guys at the dozen.

[G]

If you're at the dozen tonight, say what up.

[C]

All right, love you guys. Bye.