Dude Perfect Stole Lil Sas' WHOLE FLOW | The Yak 4-24-26

Summary

The Yak – “Dude Perfect Stole Lil Sas' WHOLE FLOW” | April 24, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak features the regular crew (Kyle aka KBNoSwag, Nick, Kate, Donnie, Gab, Ike, Stu, Reed, Titus, and guests) discussing a wild array of topics, from baseball fandom and awkward White Sox chatter, to a heated debate about content boundaries, spring break house hijinks, and the curious case of Dude Perfect allegedly ripping off Lil Sas' viral video. The tone is raucously casual, with the classic Barstool energy: stories, ribbing, and pithy observations. The episode also samples life in the Barstool content machine, with reality TV-style shenanigans and an ongoing conversation about the line between good content and exploiting coworkers.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. White Sox Fandom & Stadium Atmosphere

[02:11–05:51]

• The crew opens with a discussion on the White Sox logo and why it looks “intimidating” and “asshole-ish.”
• Attendance woes: “We've got a 10 games packet for this year. Cuz it's so empty. It's great…young kids just crawl around the seats at the top. Nobody's around. It’s fantastic.” (Kyle – 03:27)
• Comparison between Sox and Cubs fan experiences—Wrigley’s “magic” versus the laid-back South Side vibe.
• Social commentary: South Side Chicago vs. Delaware, and empathetic views on the team’s local bar promotions to get fans in seats.

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2. Jokes, Edginess, & Content Boundaries

[06:06–08:47]

• The group talks about jokes that cross the line—with specific reference to a "baseball Nazi joke” and a botched “culture joke."
• On self-censorship and risk:
  • “Having the balls to do it is the biggest hurdle…you have 90% of what you need. Just need the joke.” (Nick/Kate/Connor, 08:15)
• Awkwardness, audience sensitivity, and differences between making a “risky” punchline versus a “vanilla” one.

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3. Spring Break House, Butt Plug Controversy & Content Ethics

[09:00–15:29]

• Debate over the ethics and spirit of extreme reality TV-style Barstool content—should young employee Goldfinger have agreed to a “butt plug” challenge for debt payoff/content?
• Donnie explains the company’s real perspective: “I was just trying to point out the absurdity…”
• The crew expresses collective relief that the stunt didn’t happen, showing rare maturity.
  • “I'm kind of glad we're all on the same page with this. I thought I was going to be the lame one here.” (Gab – 12:05)
• Real-life repercussions discussed: Goldfinger’s dad allegedly called to recommend he not do it; fans get rabid online, blurring lines between show and real life.
  • “Reality TV, it does make people rabid. It makes them lose the nature of it. They don't...humanize these people. They want them to be animals.” (Donnie – 15:39)

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4. Assorted Barstool Content Antics & ‘Gay or Not’ Bits

[17:04–19:12]

• Spirited banter testing boundaries of “boys being boys,” comparing butt chugging, butt plugs, and sportsball-themed anal beads.
• Memorable quote: “I argue butt chugging is gayer than that. And we’ve had some guys do that.” (Ike – 18:31)

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5. Medical Myths, Taste Buds, & Perennial Sunning

[19:17–21:38]

• Goofy segment on whether the butthole has taste buds.
  • “If it was taste buds, you would just be tasting constantly…every time you poop.” (Kate – 19:40)
• Talk turns to perineum (gooch) sunning and the borderline-scientific claims about its benefits.

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6. Dentists, Cleaning, and Michael Douglas's Legacy

[21:44–22:43]

• Steven Cheah’s love of dentistry and oral hygiene.
• Discussion of the Michael Douglas “cancer from oral sex” rumor.
  • “Die doing what you love.” (Connor – 22:43)

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7. Connor Griffin & Rochelle Ryan Date: The Letdown

[22:52–28:58]

• Evaluation of Connor Griffin’s “date” with porn star Rochelle.
• The crew questions whether Connor got cold feet, missed the moment, or consciously chose not to pursue for content.
  • “I respect your decision. But then he...He wants the validation...But then he got out there, I think, and he's like, what do I do now?” (Kate – 23:31)
• Debate about whether porn stars “work on their day off” and the authenticity of their advances.
• Recap clips dissected: Rochelle seemed open but the moment fizzled. Connor took home steak leftovers—”she cut it for him”—prompting endless ribbing.

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8. Dude Perfect ‘Steals’ Lil Sas’s Viral Video

[40:42–42:14]

• The titular segment—outrage over Dude Perfect allegedly filming a copycat video that originated with Lil Sas.
  • “They stole Sass's video. Completely complete ripoff. Complete ripoff. What? Five years later, thinking nobody would know.” (Nick – 40:56)
• Analysis of why the original worked and why the ripoff didn’t.
  • “It doesn't work because [Dude Perfect] wants to get drafted and he actually thinks he might be able to.” (Nick – 42:13)

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9. International Barstool: Travel Stories & Fake Kidnapping Skits

[45:05–47:34]

• Donnie’s influence on encouraging others to travel, including globe-trotting tales with Nick and Gab.
• Nostalgic callback to a fake Taliban “kidnapping rescue” skit filmed abroad—debate about appropriateness, fake accents, and method acting.

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10. Vegas Spring Break House: The Emotional Grind

[47:34–75:20]

• Extensive discussion about the cast’s fatigue, “tapping out,” and effects of prolonged content creation in a party environment.
• Real talk about post-bender nightmares and sleep paralysis.
  • “I used to get sleep paralysis...three times a year.” (Stu – 100:19)

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11. Happy Ending & Rub-and-Tug Culture

[61:20–67:54]

• In-depth, comedic breakdown of “rub-and-tug” massage parlors in Chicago, China, NYC, etc.
• Both male and possible female versions discussed, as well as ethical and legal ramifications.

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12. Cultural Stereotypes, Drunken Tales, and Weird Food

[79:49–120:10]

• Prolonged riffing about military culture, relationships, and the “deployment 10” effect.
• Offbeat eating escapades: lion steak, tiger burger, and bear meat in Mexico & Alaska.

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13. Concluding Banter: STEM Women, Doctors, and Steampunk

[113:03–117:18]

• Donnie dreams of dating a woman in STEM; group breaks down the impracticalities and resort to watching math ASMR.
• Brief joke: “If you had a goofy doctor…Doctor should be boring.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• [04:35] Kyle (on White Sox games):
  “You got a whole section to yourself. The kids can climb around.”

• [12:05] Gab:
  “I’m kind of glad we’re all on the same page with this. I thought I was going to be the lame one here.”

• [15:39] Donnie:
  “Reality TV, it does make people rabid...They want them to be animals.”

• [40:56] Nick (on Dude Perfect):
  “They stole Sass's video. Completely complete ripoff. What? Five years later, thinking nobody would know.”

• [22:43] Connor:
  “Die doing what you love.”

• [28:22] Kate:
  “She cut it for him. She cuts it into little pieces. Oh, no.”

• [18:31] Ike:
  “I argue butt chugging is gayer than that. And we’ve had some guys do that.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------|--------------| | White Sox Fandom | 02:11–05:51 | | Joke Boundaries & Risks | 06:06–08:47 | | Butt Plug/Stunt Ethics | 09:00–15:29 | | Barstool Content “Gay or Not” | 17:04–19:12 | | Perineum Sun & Taste Buds | 19:17–21:38 | | Dentists & Cancer Myths | 21:44–22:43 | | Connor & Rochelle Date Recap | 22:52–28:58 | | Dude Perfect ‘Ripping Off’ Video | 40:42–42:14 | | Fake Kidnapping Abroad | 45:05–47:34 | | Vegas Cast Burnout & Recap Calls | 47:34–75:20 | | Rub-and-Tug Culture | 61:20–67:54 | | Military Tropes & Travel | 79:49–120:10 | | STEM Women & Math ASMR | 113:03–117:18|

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Final Thoughts

This episode showcases everything that defines The Yak: sharp, irreverent humor; tight-knit group dynamics; and an endless loop of inside jokes, content critique, and self-aware commentary on the pressures of performing for an audience. There’s a hilarious meta-analysis of what makes for “good” Barstool content—and how sometimes doing nothing is the right move. The butt plug and Dude Perfect storylines serve as the episode’s thematic anchors, but it's the relentless tangents—ranging from dentistry to steampunk romantic interests—that provide The Yak’s signature chaotic entertainment.

Great for listeners who love Barstool’s style, enjoy reality TV ruin, want to understand internet content factory pressures, or just crave unfiltered banter.

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Transcript

[Nick]

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[Nick]

What's up guys? Kyle. Hello, my man.

[Kate]

Well done.

[Kyle]

You look cool in the White Sox hat.

[Nick]

What?

[Kyle]

You look cool.

[Donnie]

I just flipped it forward.

[Nick]

Do.

[Donnie]

Thank you.

[Nick]

Do dudes wear that? Because it looks like it says sex. I think that's why Smokes does it. Right. Because he loves sex.

[Kyle]

He would wear one that set like was ironic that said sex in the white socks.

[Kate]

But that.

[Nick]

Oh, looks like an E. Does a little bit.

[Donnie]

Yeah. I wear it because it's black.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I feel like it's one of the more intimidating logos in sports. When I see it on a license plate here, I'm like this guy's an asshole.

[Nick]

Really? Yep.

[Donnie]

Because you associate with the like the region of Chicago heartbreak.

[Kate]

Right on Cuba. Here's White Sox day.

[Nick]

White Sox logo with assholes.

[Kate]

That was a great.

[Gab]

Why asshole?

[Kyle]

I say when I see a car license plate where like, you know the plate frame people have like the White Sox plate frame. My brain is just like, asshole.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

In an endearing way.

[Nick]

I don't think they're White Sox fans. I think it's the only way to get an all black plate. Right.

[Gab]

Kate, I. I have family from your area, your neck of the woods. The south side is so similar to Del.

[Kyle]

I know. I Did I tell you, we just bought. We have this guy. We went to a game two summers ago, and the salespeople, they're desperate.

[Gab]

Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

It's tough.

[Gab]

I know.

[Kyle]

So this guy was sending us care packages, birthday cards, because we went to one game and we were in the nosebleeds and I felt I was like, this guy's got to make a living. So we bought a 10, 10 games packet for this year. Cuz it's so empty. It's great. If you have young kids here, they just crawl around the seats at the top. Nobody's around. It's fantastic.

[Donnie]

Crawl around the stadium. This is the White Sox.

[Nick]

The Chicago White Sox.

[Kyle]

Yes. I'm telling you

[Kate]

as a jungle gym for a stadium, basically.

[Kyle]

But. But like, it really, like, I've been to Wrigley, I've been to White Sox, and I'm like, oh, we're a White Sox family. That's for us. 10 game ticket. You got a whole section to yourself. The kids can climb around.

[Nick]

How many of the ten have you gone to?

[Kyle]

None yet. But I got. Already got tickets to Pope at night for sure.

[Nick]

Going, oh, I'm really jealous for that.

[Kyle]

But we're going to pick and choose based off the fun items they give out in the beginning, probably which games we go to. Where am I going with this? Long story short, yes, I find something comfortable. I feel more comfortable there than I. I love Wrigley. Wrigley's really cool and it is special when you go, you're like, this is magic. This is awesome. But I do feel like, ah, you can really let loose down at the.

[Gab]

I feel like that's a very fair descriptor.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Kyle]

You guys say that in a loving. I say that in a loving way. But yeah, we embrace that, though.

[Gab]

It's like Philly, like I said.

[Kyle]

Yeah. When I see the license plate, I'm like, but I don't mean it in a. Like, I'm like, totally. Yeah. If that makes any sense.

[Kate]

And we also don't want you a Wrigley, so we're everybody.

[Kyle]

I know, I know.

[Donnie]

Stay away.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

So they. Are they one of the worst performing franchises in ticket sales?

[Gab]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

There's, like, bars around that are like, hey, if you just come to brunch here, we'll take you to the game and get you a ticket for free. Like, there's like, that's how cheap.

[Nick]

How are they on Twitter followers? They have over a million Twitter followers.

[Gab]

I think they have a million on the dot. They were one of the last.

[Nick]

Pirates don't have a million yet, but

[Kyle]

to me, those are some of the best. Like, when the Mets super, super sucked. When I lived in New York, I loved going to Mets games because the fans have kind of given up. So they're not even mean. They're just like, hey, we're outside eating hot dogs.

[Gab]

Yeah, that's exactly what it is.

[Kyle]

There's a good vibe.

[Kate]

It sucks.

[Nick]

If you're a baseball fan.

[Gab]

Yes.

[Kyle]

My kids are climbing past you on your feet and. Yeah, no, that's probably fun. When I went to an A's game, I. It was the same vibe. I was like, this is amazing.

[Gab]

I was gonna say, I thought they dipped under when there was, like, a bot purge.

[Nick]

Is that a.

[Kate]

This could be a huge season. That logo, it gets a million.

[Nick]

That almost looks Reichy.

[Gab]

It does look Reiki. It looks a little Reiki.

[Nick]

Like, maybe this is black and red.

[Kate]

Yeah, white. Red.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Gab]

In the 80s, they did. They had red in their uniforms.

[Nick]

On an armband.

[Kyle]

Ste. Reich.

[Nick]

Oh, 3rd St. Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Kate]

Kate.

[Nick]

Wait, that was.

[Kate]

Wait, no, that's a good baseball Nazi joke.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Nick]

I'm trying to think of one. I'm trying to think of one.

[Kate]

Really?

[Kyle]

Jay, you gotten any 911 ones?

[Connor Griffin]

That was worse seeing it again later, but.

[Nick]

Oh, you rewatched.

[Gab]

Yeah, I had to walk away, Stephen. I. I know I am probably the least eloquent speaker at the office, and I even had to do a shirt tug on that one.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Connor Griffin]

It was tough.

[Nick]

Are you bad in awkward situations?

[Gab]

I would say yeah. I don't know. At this point, I don't. I don't give a. Enough. If whatever they think they think.

[Kate]

Like, help me understand why you thought that the. The culture joke was crossing a line, but the 911 joke was fine. Why. Why you thought, like, so a joke about. Like, just make it a joke that was, frankly, at our expense. Like, that was the culture. The Culture joke was like, we have a lot of white guys at work here. Am I right?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like we're the. Or the punchline. And you said that one is. Is over the line.

[Connor Griffin]

Well, I didn't want to discourt. Like, you don't know who's in the audience. So clients that are buying stuff, bars, I don't know if people are buying it for what shows or whatnot. So I didn't want to devalue our product to be like, hey, you're only going to hit these demos if you work with us. That's obviously a joke. So I didn't want to do that part. The 911 thing, I mean, who's not making 911 jokes?

[Kate]

That made it so much funnier because the way you set it up where you're like, guys, I have a really risky joke and I don't know if I should say it. And then you told us what it was. I was like, oh, my God. So what you're going to say in front of them is going to be just the. The most vanilla ever.

[Donnie]

That's what I assumed. Yeah.

[Kate]

I thought it was going to be most vanilla joke. And you open up with J.

[Donnie]

That was great.

[Kate]

And your delivery is unbelievable.

[Connor Griffin]

Thank you.

[Kate]

Like, when you're the Chicago Fire, thousands of people died.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Killed thousands.

[Nick]

I think, like, just having the balls to do it is the biggest hurdle. Like che, you have 90% of what you need.

[Connor Griffin]

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah.

[Kate]

Just need the joke.

[Connor Griffin]

Just need jokes.

[Kate]

Last 10%.

[Kyle]

You're built for the jokes. You just need.

[Kate]

You just need the.

[Nick]

And you were put on the spot and I think we saw the best case scenario.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah. I think it went way better than last year. So.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah. I, I text Wong to come in. Weird night for you.

[Stu]

Oh, yeah. I. I had a good run, but I'm just getting. Just non stop.

[Nick]

Yeah, you're toast. You're done.

[Donnie]

You're toast.

[Nick]

You stopped a. A boy that you've taken under your wing from ass play. Yeah.

[Stu]

People are like, dude, you're not letting him get his shine. I. I don't know. Is that shine?

[Gab]

No, I honestly plug. If I had unlimited money. I was not even unlimited money. I was thinking of texting and be

[Ike]

like, don't do it.

[Gab]

I will pay your debt that follows you for.

[Kate]

Oh, you were a voice of reason, Donnie.

[Stu]

No, I mean, I.

[Nick]

And then he never told him not

[Stu]

to do the butt plug. I just, I fired out a tweet without really thinking about it. I guess it came off a little conti.

[Gab]

Just because I don't think so.

[Stu]

But I was just trying to point out the absurdity of the situation of, like, you know, Rico Bosco. I was sure he was looking forward to a week in Vegas. Like, he's gone and now this far in the week, we got this guy Goldfinger there who. I mean, the context is Goldfinger. Since January, he's been on something called a pip, which is like a performance improvement plan, because he's made multiple mistakes. Like, not just on my shows, on other shows. And when you're on a pip, you make one more mistake, you're fired. And he made that mistake last week. And, like, I've been making sure no one makes any drastic decisions, and then this thing comes up and he's sent out. I want him to have that opportunity. The whole thing with Una went down.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Dave told him to go, but then.

[Stu]

Yeah. And I thought that was good. We got some content out of that. Kelly Keegs him out, and then the whole crew wanted him to stay. So I'm like, all right, this must be good content. And then another day passes and, like, the only content I'm seeing is people just ridiculing him in the comments, being like, oh, you can't speak. Is this kid. Is he autistic? And then the whole blood plug thing comes up. So if that is, like, he was getting his shine, I don't know, it just.

[Nick]

I think it came from a place of compassion. From you?

[Stu]

Yeah. Like, I'm trying to help him when he's in a really tough spot with the production.

[Donnie]

It's also fair to be frustrated with him, I would imagine.

[Stu]

I mean, this spring break thing, I'm not frustrated. Like, nothing that he does in Vegas can, like, affect his job or anything. So I'm not frustrated with the Vegas stuff. Like, it's all issues unrelated to Vegas.

[Nick]

But he also doesn't have any desire to be content. So I don't know if he wants to be the butt plug guy. I think he might. He would probably regret that.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah. I mean, I think he was like.

[Nick]

But now you're.

[Stu]

I think he was very excited to go out there and actually be in some content. And he probably looks up to a lot of those people. So if they're all like, stay, stay, of course he's going to stay. It just. It got to the point I don't know if he was really helping himself.

[Donnie]

Yeah. He absolutely could not have inserted a butt plug in his. Like, he just couldn't. Like, I know. I could see why people Outside of the company would want him to do that.

[Stu]

And I don't know if this is true. What I heard is that his dad called Jacob and was like, can you. Jacob, can you tell him not to do that?

[Nick]

That's the last call a dad wants to make.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I mean, Kate, you have a boy son.

[Kyle]

I said to him before the show. I was like. I was. I was about to like, DM him and be like, I know I'm not your mom or whatever, but, like, time out. I was. I was like, kind of panicking.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Gab]

I'm kind of. Kind of glad we're all on the same page with this. I thought I was going to be the lame one here.

[Kate]

No.

[Donnie]

And, like, it's nothing against him.

[Kate]

He's a. I don't. Well, I'm.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I'm doing too wasted.

[Nick]

Yeah, he got drunk and he's. He's.

[Kyle]

If I was 24 and you were like, staying like, thank go, God, and

[Nick]

off camera, I would do that for way less.

[Kyle]

Yes, totally. I've got one.

[Nick]

It's meant for pleasure, but I don't

[Gab]

know, your dad would probably encourage it.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

This was your grandfather's. And this forest is it.

[Stu]

So what's the reasoning behind a butt plug? Does it feel like, great on your prostate?

[Nick]

No, it feels incredible. And just having some that feel feeling of somebody just having that complete control over.

[Kate]

I've heard similar.

[Stu]

I'm kind of intrigued now. I would do it on camera, but.

[Kyle]

And when you have one, you get one with the horse tail on it. And you. You, when you have your hooves on you, feel like the whole thing's complete.

[Kate]

There's. There's a pretty good chance he comes in his pants.

[Nick]

I think so.

[Kate]

It's like at dinner, right?

[Nick]

Because it just, like presses that button.

[Kate]

Yeah. Pushes the come button.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

It'd be funny if he turned into, like a confrontational on it, like just bullying everyone.

[Nick]

He's, like, speaking coherently.

[Donnie]

Ah, set him to what?

[Nick]

A flaw in the man that our cum buttons in the ass.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Or.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Or maybe it's.

[Nick]

It's kind of like the. The magic mouse.

[Kate]

Maybe God was trying to tell us something the whole time. We're just not listening. We're just defying God by having heterosexual

[Nick]

sex and the perfect shape to reach it as a pen. That's all in the master plan, man. No, Donnie, I think it'll pass, obviously. And every.

[Stu]

Yeah. I mean, to be fair, my tweet was not the reason he left. He hadn't even seen it. And Then I asked him, I reached out. I was like, dude, did my tweet have anything to do with this? And I don't know. He claims it was because he saw Una was back home in North Carolina.

[Nick]

Yeah. He's going through some. I don't think he was in the state to puts anything in his ass.

[Kate]

No butt plugger otherwise.

[Nick]

Yeah. Right, Right. But, yeah, maybe we're all lame and old.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Maybe the younger generation's thing is. But they don't drink. They just.

[Nick]

We just. Just ask.

[Kyle]

Play.

[Stu]

Yeah. I mean, 8k in credit card debt at his age. I. It is.

[Nick]

It's scary.

[Stu]

A bit of an issue. I'm sure that would have been nice to get paid off.

[Gab]

He should just drop his Venmo. I'm sure he probably make a lot of money on it at this point.

[Stu]

I'll make up for that tweet by just tweeting out his demo. I'll donate 100 bucks.

[Nick]

I just think it got misconstrued and that. Just like the fans of the. The Shore House are rabid.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And that's. I guess that's a success.

[Stu]

Yeah. Goldfinger has an army, but it's like, where was this army, like, while he was doing content and everyone was just on him in the comments.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Where were you guys then?

[Gab]

Is that the most you've ever gotten? Because I saw it this morning. It was pretty relentless.

[Stu]

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, it's like wor.

[Donnie]

What you think it is.

[Kyle]

It's actually worse than that.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You have a high approval rating, Donnie.

[Gab]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

But it just takes one thing.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stu]

I think it's good for everyone through experience at least once.

[Nick]

And if that's what you go down for.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Gab]

You.

[Kate]

I used to think you were a likable guy, Donnie, but when you stopped the 24 year old from shoving a butt plug up his ass and crossed a line.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Reality tv, it does make people rabid.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

It makes them lose the nature of it. Like, they don't. They're not humanizing these people. They want them to be animals.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Like, when I watch it. Yeah. I want the worst case scenario for the cast.

[Nick]

Mm.

[Stu]

And there are some people at this company that get a lot of shit. And I'm honestly very impressed with how they handle it. At least. Like, it looks like they're handling it well. And it's like, I don't know if I would handle it as well as they do.

[Nick]

It's tough sometimes. Especially, like, if you get like a mean DM and it's like exactly what you're self conscious about and believe it.

[Stu]

It's just like, oh, yeah, that's the worst. When the hate has like a kernel of trut. That's when it hits.

[Kate]

Some of the.

[Donnie]

The boys are very observant.

[Nick]

Kudos to them, chef.

[Kate]

You get a ton of hate. How do you handle it?

[Ike]

Just try not to let it get to you. But clearly it does.

[Nick]

If there is a kernel of truth, I will try to change myself, but try non stop.

[Stu]

Who.

[Ike]

Who are you referring to specifically? I'm.

[Nick]

Walked in late Wonton got himself into a pickle.

[Stu]

Yeah, the. The spring break fans are very upset and blaming me for the reason that Goldfinger went home.

[Ike]

Why did you tell him to get out of there?

[Stu]

No, I didn't. I just like, pointed out the absurdity of the situation and what was going on. I do regret saying I mentioned that he has, like, loads of work to do back here. We. We like, had already found someone to cover that. So I like, regret saying that that was just me being a cunt.

[Nick]

And maybe like, we're hypocritical because, like, have we ever done ass stuff, you and me? We did.

[Kate]

We did.

[Nick]

On the doing the most.

[Ike]

Yeah, we did ask play, but we

[Kate]

sent Donnie into the bathroom to show Chase ass hair.

[Nick]

That's true.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Ike]

I've done ass stuff, I guess.

[Nick]

Oh, my God, you guys did. Maybe we're jealous that we didn't have Goldfinger to do that too.

[Ike]

I've never had to do it for my. Never got to do it for money.

[Reed]

Right.

[Ike]

Love of the game.

[Reed]

Just.

[Nick]

We'll paycheck.

[Ike]

Right.

[Nick]

Again, earning a paycheck.

[Kate]

No. We could get Dana by the end of the show to shove a butt player.

[Nick]

I think it would take like one text.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And a.

[Kate]

Please tell them it's worth 100 points.

[Nick]

Yeah, there it is.

[Stu]

And if Brie was still offering 30k, I'd be like, yeah, Sam, you should just do this.

[Ike]

Yeah, she offered 30k.

[Nick]

No, she offered 30k to. To Nick Nikki Smokes.

[Reed]

Damn.

[Ike]

That's kind of nuts for the butt plug. She did.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah. For something that, like, some men actually enjoy.

[Kate]

So it's like Smokes didn't do it.

[Nick]

No, I don't think so.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Gab]

He can't have one person on this earth thinking that he has done anything gay whatsoever.

[Nick]

But if it's not a penis, how's it not. How's it going? Yeah, that's a genderless butt plug.

[Kate]

You're a woman. Is giving you a Sex toy. And that's fair that she wants to put up her ass? That seems pretty straight.

[Gab]

That's very fair.

[Donnie]

I. I agree.

[Kyle]

I think if you painted the anal beads like little basketballs or something, then it would be, dude, yeah, let's make them sports balls.

[Nick]

Yeah, It's a draw.

[Kate]

Beer on the side.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's got the Broncos logo on it.

[Kate]

Football logo. I mean, I love bumper stickers.

[Nick]

I love butt plug.

[Ike]

I. I argue butt chugging is gayer than that. And we've had some guys do that.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, we have. Do you think that's gayer?

[Ike]

I think. Is it. Something's going more. It's fully.

[Gab]

I think that's just more boys being boys.

[Nick]

Yeah, well, jackass, because you're not getting pleasure.

[Kyle]

Gay men aren't butt chugging.

[Kate]

Yeah, right.

[Donnie]

Actually, gay dudes are drinking, like normally.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Straight.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

But it's more the tube going up your ass.

[Nick]

I don't know how far the tube has to go.

[Ike]

I would assume deep.

[Kate]

Why would you assume that? Just.

[Ike]

I don't know. That's the first assumption.

[Donnie]

With it, I would assume it just needs to just.

[Nick]

Just break the threshold. Yeah.

[Ike]

Touch the lips a little bit and then it sucks it in.

[Nick]

Probably you have.

[Ike]

Dude, they say that the. Your bottle has more taste buds than your tongue.

[Nick]

No, they don't.

[Kate]

Yes, they do. Why are you saying taste?

[Stu]

Donnie, you'll be come up on that.

[Kate]

Are you sure it's not nerve endings?

[Donnie]

Nerve endings? Taste buds.

[Ike]

I swear. I heard taste buds. Someone look this up.

[Kate]

If it was taste buds, you would just be tasting constantly.

[Ike]

No, it doesn't.

[Kate]

It doesn't work every time you poop. You would be like, wow, that tastes like. So wait, it's a good.

[Gab]

Don't taste on your.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Ike]

I haven't. I. I just heard this.

[Stu]

Oh, okay. So it doesn't have taste buds, but it contains taste receptors.

[Ike]

Okay, what does that mean?

[Stu]

Function of anal receptors. The taste receptors found in the anus and lower tract are ectopic, meaning they are outside the usual taste system. They act as chemo sensors to help your body monitor nutrient content.

[Kate]

So not even metabolism. That's not taste.

[Gab]

All right, but he's directionally correct.

[Stu]

They can taste.

[Nick]

That would be the worst. The second worst sense for my to have. I think taste smell would be. The smell would an. That could smell.

[Gab]

What if you had two eyeballs?

[Nick]

An ass that could see? That would suck.

[Ike]

Yeah, just be dark most of the day.

[Nick]

Most. When would your see?

[Ike]

In the morning when I get My sunlight. I did that. And. Well, when I had a patio.

[Nick]

You.

[Ike]

You would. Would you actually try it once? Yeah, you gotta try everything once.

[Nick]

Wait, Sunning. Sunning.

[Stu]

The gooch.

[Ike]

Perennial. Sunning. Perennial.

[Stu]

Oh, yeah.

[Ike]

Apparently it's got tons of benefits. You know, if anyone's telling me you get healthier by doing something, I'll try it once. It's like the mat, which I still

[Nick]

use, but, like, was your patio.

[Ike]

It was in Harlem.

[Nick]

What does that mean?

[Kate]

Wait, how could you just, like, bend

[Gab]

at the waist and, like, pull your cheeks apart and like.

[Nick]

I think you'd lay on his.

[Gab]

There's the sun.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ike]

No, I was in a lounge chair with a little mirror.

[Nick]

Oh. Direct the sunlight. You had a little. You had a taint mirror.

[Kyle]

You had a prison magnifying glass.

[Ike]

I stole from the dentist a little time.

[Nick]

You stole from your dentist?

[Gab]

I need this for my.

[Nick]

Did you actually steal from your dentist?

[Ike]

You can buy them online.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Ike]

Jay knows. Jay has a couple sets of dental equipment.

[Nick]

Jay, do you.

[Gab]

Wait, Jay, don't you have, like, sets of dental.

[Ike]

You have dental equipment at home, right?

[Stu]

Water floss, Shepherd's hook.

[Donnie]

You have a shepherd's hook?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

That's that thing that scrapes?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I've always wondered why they don't tell us to just have that ourselves.

[Nick]

Scrape your own enamel off, though.

[Connor Griffin]

I mean, I usually to get some food or something if it's quick instead of like, if I do a whole floss routine at night. If it's like after lunch or something, just go get it real quick.

[Ike]

That's the worst part of the dentist.

[Reed]

I don't think anyone will openly.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, I like it.

[Ike]

The scraping. I don't know.

[Nick]

I don't like the sound. I love flossing.

[Connor Griffin]

It feels so good when you're done.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Like you got a whole new mouth.

[Gab]

Shay, you like the dentist?

[Connor Griffin]

Love it.

[Gab]

I. I'm on your side. I actually enjoy cleaning every six months myself.

[Connor Griffin]

I'm on the four month plan, brother.

[Gab]

Oh, wow. Three times a year.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Spotless. But that's because of. Is that because of your. Your eating habits? You don't.

[Ike]

Because it's so acidic?

[Nick]

No.

[Stu]

What causes cancer too?

[Nick]

Michael Douglas.

[Ike]

Not true.

[Gab]

I actually heard that.

[Stu]

Throat cancer.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Do you have a concern of that, Steve?

[Connor Griffin]

Die doing what you love.

[Nick]

That's true. That's true. All right, so what.

[Donnie]

What did we miss? We got Connor Griffin.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah? What's going on with your boy?

[Kate]

I don't. He went to a. He went on a date with Rochelle. Nothing seems to have happened And I'm left wildly unsatisfied. But if that is, in fact, a conclusion to this story arc, if that is in fact, all Connor Griffin has to offer is what we've seen so far. So I have to believe there's more to it. But also, it seems plausible to me that he talked this big game, backed himself into a corner, realized his two choices are to a porn star publicly, which he doesn't really want to do, or be a guy who's seen as like, a. A coward who couldn't stand step up in the moment. I don't think you're a coward.

[Nick]

You don't want to. A porn star publicly.

[Gab]

I don't think so.

[Kate]

I don't think so either. But the problem is, is that he's. He's. He should have just said that. He should have just nipped in the bud when, like, it popped up. He should have been like, I don't want to do that, and then just left it at that. But then he's, like, kind of teasing everybody. And, like, he was body. He's kind of like, yeah, I'll go to Vegas. We'll see what happens. I don't know. And, like, he gets on the plane and he's, like, very coy about everything. And that's the problem, is that if he would have just said, I'd have been like, okay, I respect your decision. But then he. He wants. He wants the validation of. From all of us for thinking he's going to do it. So we're all, like, locked in on it. But then he got out there, I think, and he's like, what do I do now? What's my play now?

[Nick]

Are you mad at him?

[Kate]

No, I'm. I'm mad at him from a content perspective because this is. If this is all he has, I. I think he's got something else up his sleeve. I think he's been. He's been cooking on something. I don't even know if it's Rochelle related.

[Nick]

He's got this meek that filmed this. Yes, I. I know his work. I see him in the reflection of the cheek. Should make that his profile picture.

[Donnie]

Yeah, his profile.

[Gab]

I got a question. Is that real?

[Nick]

There's no way, right?

[Gab]

Well, I have no idea. I can't pick out a fake ass.

[Stu]

I'm not. I. I can pick out when someone's clearly fake because, Zata, please, a girl will have really thin legs. And then it's just like a diaper. Like, I think that's what they call it. Diaper butt or I will say certain

[Kyle]

pants can shape you into.

[Nick]

But that. That was.

[Kyle]

I mean, those. Those are pants. Yes. That was fantastic.

[Tate]

And Nick, I'd have to. I'd have feel, but.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Okay, you'd have to feel.

[Nick]

Next flight out.

[Kate]

Yeah, there you go.

[Stu]

I've been 100 out on BBLS once I learned that there's a smell to them.

[Nick]

Wait, they have a smell?

[Stu]

Yeah. After you get your bbl, there can be a lingering smell. So your butt just has like a butt smell?

[Nick]

I guess that's a. A find.

[Stu]

I don't know what.

[Nick]

Pretty dangerous procedure. Your ass might stink.

[Kate]

Your. It.

[Nick]

It is dangerous though, right?

[Stu]

Oh, yeah. Very Kanye West.

[Ike]

They can explode.

[Nick]

Yelling, I thought she died.

[Gab]

Lipo some cosmetics.

[Stu]

A bbl.

[Nick]

Damn.

[Stu]

She passed away. I mean, I do think Mintz getting a BBL would just be incredible content and he would look like a more normal person.

[Kate]

Yeah, he needs like.

[Stu]

It wouldn't be like, oh, my God, who's this freak with a bbl? I'd be like, you look somewhat normal.

[Nick]

He'd be hot if he got. Yeah, he'd be really good looking.

[Donnie]

I think, like, businesses are using fat asses as like, their sole means of promotion.

[Nick]

Like what? Businesses, like restaurants, they're using fat asses.

[Donnie]

They're not even trying to hide the fact that they're like, they're filming a girl with a fat ass and they're just locking in on the ass. I know you're promote, like their.

[Ike]

It's mostly pizza restaurant.

[Kyle]

Well, that's because that's where the taste buds are.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

It's the ass.

[Nick]

You're gonna love our.

[Kyle]

Your ass is gonna love this pizza.

[Ike]

That'll be a fun restaurant, tasty menu for your ass.

[Nick]

Would it.

[Ike]

In some places? I don't know.

[Nick]

I guess. No, it's just not for me.

[Ike]

But who is that girl Connor Griffin was shooting hoops with?

[Kate]

Cat. That's Catherine.

[Ike]

That's a different girl.

[Kate]

That's just Catherine.

[Ike]

Okay.

[Kate]

This is Catherine.

[Kyle]

You can call her Calf Catherine.

[Kate]

I don't. I don't know. It's like Dante's friend, but I think she lives here and she's sucked every man.

[Nick]

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Kate]

That's what they were saying yesterday.

[Nick]

Dante's friend that lives here, Chef.

[Ike]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Ike]

It's not. I didn't.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah.

[Ike]

Yeah. That's not though.

[Kyle]

What?

[Ike]

No, his.

[Nick]

The gay sticker girl.

[Kate]

Yeah. Remember when. Remember when Donnie photoshopped that sticker of Remember how he, like, made the sticker, which, like, took, like, hours?

[Nick]

He went to Adobe, erased Dante's shirt.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

It's a very simple process.

[Kate]

And made the sticker that says I'm gay, and then sent it to the

[Nick]

girl, and then she was like, you never take me out. And he said, what time? What time are you coming out?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

All right. Yeah, that was an old episode. We can go. You guys can go back and watch that if you want, but that's.

[Kyle]

Oh, I don't recall.

[Ike]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Donnie]

You think a pot, like, a part of Connor Griffin's plan was just to, like, showcase his, like, romantic stature? Like, because, you know, he kind of did put on, like, a. Yeah, like a cool swap.

[Kate]

He was kind of killing it.

[Donnie]

Yeah, he did well conversationally.

[Kate]

Right. Tate did text. We have a side group chat with the mostly sports people. We just left Connor out of it. And Tate's in it. He told us that Connor was complaining to the restaurant that he was given a dull knife because he couldn't cut a steak. He was trying to cut a steak, and it wouldn't cut.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

No one else at the restaurant was having a problem with their knife or their steak, but Connor just got the one dole knife.

[Nick]

Default.

[Donnie]

The defection of my knife.

[Nick]

You're on a day with a porn star. You can't cut your st.

[Kate]

She cut it for him. She cuts it into little pieces. Oh, no.

[Donnie]

Do you think he was waiting for more of an opening from her? Like, hey, do you want to come back to my place?

[Kate]

I don't.

[Kyle]

She.

[Kate]

She. If you. If. Gab. If you could pull up the goodbye, like, she. She's trying to kiss him. Kind of like the goodbye.

[Gab]

Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

That was more of like this.

[Kate]

Watch this.

[Nick]

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

She is.

[Ike]

She.

[Kate]

Does she. I mean.

[Stu]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

She's trying to. At least you got at least right.

[Ike]

You can at least catch.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Look, her hands all over.

[Kate]

And I don't. Again, I'm not telling them how to live his life, but he did kind of create his own prison.

[Connor Griffin]

The wor. The worst part about this video is that Connor's taking home leftovers.

[Nick]

I was just the leftovers bag.

[Kate]

Pre cut. He, like, before you box this up, could you cut it into.

[Stu]

Take it in the back?

[Nick]

Did he explain himself on the recap show? I missed it.

[Kate]

I don't know. I didn't. I didn't. I didn't watch. I have no idea.

[Gab]

Do you think that she would have him do porn stars just for sport? Like, Random guys.

[Kate]

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

[Stu]

I don't enjoy having sex with fans. Like, they. They will seek that out.

[Donnie]

Probably not as homogeneous as you think they're.

[Ike]

But it's like, do you work on your day off? Like, if you were.

[Nick]

You know, you podcast when you get home. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Stu]

But no, a lot of them are in long, kind of actually steady relationships.

[Kate]

Yeah, I kind of do. Just.

[Nick]

Just without a mic.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Let's talk. Yeah. Well, Kyle, you. You brought up just Johnny Sins jerk off.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

There's just no way.

[Gab]

There's no way, right?

[Donnie]

No, I think it's. It's one of those things where the more you do it, the more you need to do it. Maybe like an addiction.

[Gab]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

Any substance.

[Kyle]

Like, does Dale Earnhardt speed but, like, on his way to the grocery store.

[Donnie]

Would.

[Nick]

Would Rochelle Connor, the way she. On camera.

[Kate]

Great question. You could compartmentalize and like, the work is the work.

[Nick]

This is different because I'd imagine a lot of the things aren't convenient or fun. It's just visually appealing. Very appealing.

[Kate]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know. I want more from Connor and I. I don't necessarily want him to. No, the porn star. But, like, just the way he got out there was in my. From where I'm sitting was a little mysterious. He was a little coy about, like, the delays, about the baggage. About, like, left at 10:30. He left, like, way later. We found flights that were from Chicago to Vegas that were leaving sooner than that. That he did. Like, when you missed your first flight, you could have got on these three flights. You didn't get on any of these. You got on the last one. Like, why is that? Just a lot of questions. And can I give you. And I want to trust. I want to trust him because he is a guy who will do this. He will. He will, like, kind of have something cooking. And then voila. This was what I had planned the whole time. So, like, hopefully there is a big reveal at some point, but if this is in fact where it ends, then that's a little bit of a dud.

[Nick]

Can I give you a theory? I'd imagine Rochelle's very busy, and I think she does want to sleep with Connor. Maybe she was like, this is when I'm free. It's right, you know, a couple hours after you land. Oh, did he get cold feet and intentionally miss his flight? Oh, and not take a sooner one.

[Donnie]

We had a window of time.

[Nick]

A fuck window. Yeah.

[Kyle]

That would be kind of perfect.

[Connor Griffin]

Since we've gone live, there's a clip posted from the recap show, and Connor recaps his date with her shoulder.

[Kate]

Okay, let's.

[Nick]

I would like to see Connor.

[Gab]

She was right. You had a bit of a date last night.

[Kate]

A lot of good things about girl.

[Gab]

Was that like a fantasy type of situation? How would you characterize that?

[Reed]

I don't. I don't think it was a fantasy type of situation. I just think it was two friends grabbing a dinner, having a nice time. And, I mean, Rochelle's great. Rochelle's an awesome.

[Gab]

Oh, she seems like a peach.

[Reed]

Yeah, she is. Absolutely. And it was great to have Tate there. It was great to have Reed there. We had a nice, nice little dinner. I mean, take it back me up. The dinner was spectacular. The place that Rochelle had picked out was like, we should go here. Worked out great, and it was a fun two hours, two and a half hours together.

[Gab]

Do you feel like you're getting pressured to have some type of relationship maybe that you're not ready for with her?

[Reed]

I mean, yeah, I'd say 100%, but, yeah. I knew coming out here, I was like, yeah, you know, we can hang out. But I knew that, yeah, there. There was not going to be much further than that. I mean, I still think it was fun. I still think hopefully people enjoyed it, but I don't see anything else. Also, I'm also pretty sure that she would be totally fine hanging out with other people on this cast and potentially exploring those options. I don't know. I think she might be around today. We'll see.

[Gab]

Who are you talking about?

[Reed]

I. We were here in the building in kic. She just loves kic. And.

[Stu]

And.

[Reed]

And

[Ike]

you gotta tell.

[Reed]

You gotta tell.

[Gab]

Completely naked. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Rubbing her nipples. She was rubbing her nipples on FaceTime can confirm.

[Connor Griffin]

Exactly.

[Gab]

How'd that make you feel, Katie?

[Kate]

Gotta see her naked.

[Kyle]

Not enough to jerk off.

[Nick]

The most absurd things. Here

[Kyle]

he was humping, literally humping the floor, being like, Ms. Rochelle, Ms. Rochelle. What should I do in the middle of Hakasan Roan? I was mortified.

[Stu]

It'd be great if she gave me some pointers. I mean, she's been around.

[Gab]

Yeah, professionally.

[Kyle]

Yeah, professionally.

[Kate]

All right. Yeah. I don't know. There it is. I mean, that was boring. As if we're being honest. That was my point is, like, my whole point. And it's driving me crazy. And at some point, I have to just look in the mirror and be like, I have to stop expecting stuff. Connor Griffin, the man. I know. Good, bad, or otherwise, when you put a camera in front of him and you're like, hey, man, this is content. He's like, oh, it's. He turns into date Mike.

[Reed]

Yes.

[Kate]

He's like, oh, oh.

[Reed]

But he.

[Kate]

Everything, whether you like it or not, like, he's going to try to, like, rise to the moment and deliver like some bang out content.

[Reed]

Right.

[Nick]

He has.

[Kate]

No pun intended. But like, he's. Right now he's just kind of like, yeah, we went to dinner.

[Nick]

And that's what makes me so on edge, because I think he has the best foresight in the company. He plans. He plans right. Well, very far in advance. So I don't know what this is.

[Kate]

I have no idea. And I'm. And I'm frustrated.

[Donnie]

And this is not me pressuring him to have sex with. It's not about sex.

[Kate]

No, no.

[Donnie]

This is getting a little bit weird.

[Reed]

Like.

[Gab]

Yes.

[Donnie]

Like rooting for your colleagues to fornicate for theater.

[Nick]

Right.

[Donnie]

And I don't think I'd be satisfied with that. I. I want him to do something funny.

[Kate]

Right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Or like, I want. Yeah. I don't. I don't know. He. He also.

[Donnie]

I mean. Yeah, yeah, it would be. It would be.

[Kate]

It would be.

[Donnie]

I think. Yeah. I guess I do want him to her.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Is he staying tonight?

[Nick]

I think so.

[Ike]

He's got another chance.

[Nick]

I think a lot of people are tapping out though, right. We lost Izzy yesterday. That's when I stopped.

[Connor Griffin]

I was like, I'm done with this show.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Once we lost Izzy, Catherine's out. It's like, what's the.

[Kyle]

The.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Kyle]

But now Reed's been unleash and Meek's done.

[Nick]

Oh, Meek, done what?

[Stu]

I thought. I thought he was just subbed in with Mikey, Bets, and Reed.

[Kate]

Yeah. Feel like we're limping to the finish line here.

[Stu]

Oh, what's a big. How can they end this in style?

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Stu]

Head to the tunnels underneath Las Vegas.

[Ike]

That would be.

[Gab]

Yeah. Is that the most viewed YouTube video in Barcelona history?

[Nick]

I think so.

[Ike]

100.

[Nick]

You and Bibs?

[Stu]

Oh, yeah. I was with Chef Donnie.

[Ike]

I shot that shot that I filmed.

[Stu]

Donnie filmed that. And we almost got shot because as we're walking out of the tunnels, you can't see shit. And Donnie just got his camera up and he accidentally filmed these two guys that were down the tunnels trying to score crack. And one of them reached for his gun and started pulling it out. We didn't even know this happened at the time. And we walk out of the tunnel and our guide was like, dude, dude, like, that guy, like, was almost gonna shoot you.

[Ike]

He almost got shot.

[Nick]

Is that your most. The closest near death experience you've both had?

[Stu]

I mean, you do a lot of dumb.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. You jump out of planes.

[Ike]

Yeah. But as far as near death, that's as close I've been to getting shot.

[Stu]

I'd say mine was probably alcohol poisoning. In College, I had a.406, I think, which is like 50% of people die. Yeah. Yeah, that was. That was not good.

[Kyle]

What was the occasion?

[Stu]

I had a waterproof cell phone. It was like the first waterproof cell phone.

[Donnie]

Say no more.

[Nick]

You gotta celebrate that.

[Stu]

Invented this drinking game where you drop your cell phone into the drink and then someone calls it and you have to chug it before it goes to the answering machine. And everyone was like, that's the coolest thing I've ever seen. Do it again. Do it again. And this was probably at, like, noon. And then kept on doing it and then, like, started with beers and then was doing it with mixed drinks, and then went to a pre game and then another pre game, and then we went to our, like, winter bash, which was like a big dance. And on the way there, I think I just passed out in the middle of the street. Woke up in the hospital. I felt fine in the hospital, though, because I think they had probably drunk

[Gab]

you full of all the.

[Stu]

Yeah, yeah. But when the nurse was taken out the iv, though, she completely it up, and I just started squirting blood all over my pants. So I had this big, like, blood splotch on my khakis.

[Kate]

You were doing all this in khakis? It was a formal rager. It was a formal event.

[Stu]

I think I had, like, that's cargo behavior.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Stu]

And then when I finally got back to my house, all my roommates were like, holy. Did you explode? What happened? Yes, blood all over my crotch. But no, that was. That was a dark time of my life because the doctor there was like. The only people I've seen, like, recover as fast as you have from this are, like, homeless people that get brought in off the streets that are drinking, like, a bottle of vodka a day.

[Nick]

So that's scary.

[Stu]

But no, I didn't die. I'm doing good. Probably took me a week to recover.

[Ike]

We could have died in Tajikistan A couple. Couple times.

[Stu]

There was an avalanche.

[Ike]

Avalanche. ISIS killed someone. Like, the week before we got there in the same spot we were. We were at. Remember that?

[Stu]

Yes. Yeah. Someone was riding a bike through Tajikistan.

[Ike]

Trampled by a horse. Could have easily happened yeah.

[Stu]

We had our guy Jamal protecting us.

[Ike]

We made that fake video with Kate. You remember you called in an airstrike on the Taliban for us, Right?

[Kyle]

You guys had me dressed up in camo and everything. I'm pretty sure.

[Stu]

What was that called? What was the movie? Me and Chef Donnie made a fake movie with our guy and we had Kate play the military.

[Ike]

That was so funny. We pull over on the side of the road to film that. We were filming a fake Taliban. Like you got captured by the Taliban and Kate saved our ass.

[Stu]

I feel like we need to find this.

[Nick]

Is that a scary thing to fake stand?

[Ike]

We were really thinking like that back in the day. Yeah, we weren't really thinking.

[Kate]

When's the last time you thought Donnie?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

When's the last time you. Before you made a decision like construct. I really need to stop and think about this. I need to weigh all of the. The pros and cons.

[Ike]

Oh, never. Well, next to never.

[Gab]

Don't laugh at him. I don't think I've ever that either.

[Nick]

Oh, like we're going to laugh.

[Kate]

You never. When you bought your house, like, you never. You didn't sit down and say, do I want to make an offer on this place? Of course you did. You wasn't.

[Titus]

It was.

[Gab]

I kind of just walked in and I'm like, yeah, I'll take it.

[Ike]

See, I'm the same way. I'm. I have a problem where I buy things online without doing any research, whether it's the right product or not. And I just have stacks of things that I didn't read the instructions fully and it was the wrong. Or like buying flights for the wrong date. Like, oh, I've done that. Yep. Yeah. So I never. To answer your question, mark.

[Reed]

Not.

[Ike]

Not often. There's no constructive reasoning. It's mostly fly by the seat of the pants.

[Nick]

It's working.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ike]

I don't. It's. You know, it works until it doesn't. And it works again.

[Gab]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Good mind.

[Donnie]

Way it goes.

[Nick]

We have to defend Sass.

[Kyle]

I know. Bar for bar.

[Nick]

Dude. Perfect.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I'm Tyler. Who was it? Was it Tyler? Tony?

[Gab]

Of course.

[Nick]

I'm voting him my second least favorite member of Dude. Perfect.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Donnie]

After.

[Ike]

What'd they do?

[Nick]

They stole Sass's video. Completely complete ripoff. Complete ripoff. What? Five years later, thinking nobody would know. Oh, the. That's like the most viral video. We're talking about the most viral barstool videos. Is this an alternate angle?

[Gab]

No, this was the original.

[Ike]

That's crazy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

The call with his mom.

[Gab]

When I saw this, I thought it was like an odess ass. It was an actual rip off.

[Kate]

Yeah, rip off. Just note for note, do they have

[Ike]

the Dukes part where they say, how are you gonna pay rent?

[Nick]

No, I think they chose to cut that part.

[Ike]

That's the best part of the video is Duke's going, so how are you gonna pay rent?

[Nick]

So Sass was like, he broke down like a genius breakdown of that video. And I guess Duke said something stupid every single take. And that was the least stupid take. And he had to put it out because the draft was happening.

[Donnie]

How are you?

[Ike]

Hell yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, I miss him.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah. So Sass's video was so good, but it worked for a reason. Tyler Toney. It doesn't work because he wants to get drafted and he actually thinks he might be able to even like overlaid real highlights of himself.

[Kate]

Right?

[Ike]

So it's not the same.

[Stu]

Have you guys seen the dude? Perfect hq.

[Nick]

Yeah, a little.

[Stu]

Little jealous. It's probably the only HQ that could

[Nick]

rival this perfect dude. I've been to some good HQs. The Stern Pinball HQ in Chicago is one of the best HQs I've ever been to. Solid HQ.

[Ike]

Bad agencies are good HQs.

[Nick]

They have good HQs.

[Ike]

Back in the day. I think ads have kind of. It's not like a fun house like it used to be.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Oh, they found it.

[Stu]

That's kind of.

[Nick]

That's pretty beautiful.

[Stu]

It was gorgeous country. A very beautiful country. And then I forget Kate's cameo. I think it's towards the end where she calls in an airstrike.

[Kyle]

This is another thing. I like vaguely remember this, but don't. I'll be shocked to see. Whatever.

[Stu]

So I think the premise is that Jamal just saved me from the Taliban.

[Nick]

Who could this be?

[Kyle]

U.S. military.

[Stu]

My name is Wonton Don. I was kidnapped by the Taliban a week ago.

[Kyle]

Oh, Bomber, you know your exact coordinates. We could send somebody to help you.

[Stu]

A shepherd by the name of James Cook just saved me.

[Kyle]

Huh. Okay.

[Nick]

Are you doing an accent, Donnie?

[Stu]

I'm just trying to act scared. You will help save his sheep.

[Kyle]

Mean, we'll. We'll try, but I need to say this again more clearly, I guess. Where the are you?

[Stu]

He's driving me back to the embassy right now and he gave me clean water.

[Donnie]

You are doing it.

[Ike]

You're doing. You're acting like you're boring.

[Gab]

I've noticed this about Donnie. He does this to every culture and every language.

[Ike]

He'll.

[Gab]

He'll put on like a Chinese accent.

[Stu]

You'll be like, it's not Chinese accent.

[Donnie]

It's.

[Gab]

It's an accent.

[Stu]

And he'll be like, I speak, like, really slow when I'm talking to a foreigner. Because I'm just assuming that their English isn't great.

[Gab]

And it's always awesome.

[Stu]

And so, yeah, their English is usually fine.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stu]

And I just, like. I'm trying to make the words, like, easier to understand. So I'm like, you have. Do you know how. Yeah.

[Gab]

And it's like, yeah, man fears.

[Stu]

And they're like, yeah, sure, dude.

[Gab]

Every time.

[Stu]

No, that's a serious problem. I get called out for that constantly. I don't know. I just. Because I know when, like, a foreigner is like, if someone comes up to me and is speaking Spanish, like, I need them to go slow if I'm gonna comprehend any of that. So then I just do the same when I'm talking to foreigners. But, yeah, that's a problem I'm working on. I'll get it fixed.

[Gab]

I don't think you should. I think you should keep doing it. It's funny, okay. It's really funny because you do the same accent no matter what language you're speaking.

[Nick]

Is Donnie, the reason you have such a, like, obsession with travel now?

[Gab]

Definitely part of it, for sure. Because I never left and then country until the Dominican. I was 22. Yeah, right.

[Kate]

Oh, wow. Really? That was the. The. That was a great video, you guys.

[Ike]

I love.

[Gab]

That was some of the most fun I've ever had here.

[Kate]

That was the first time you left the country?

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Now you have the bug. Like, where else have you gone? I mean, Turkey, obviously.

[Nick]

Turkey.

[Gab]

Twice. Austria, Switzerland, France, Germany. Belgium.

[Reed]

Damn.

[Gab]

Italy.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Gab]

Got a trip booked to Ireland.

[Kyle]

Panama.

[Gab]

Panama.

[Stu]

I've had the pleasure of taking you and Nick out of the country for the first time.

[Nick]

That's right, Nick. Just a Tijuana we walked into Tijuana. Yeah.

[Stu]

The birthplace.

[Nick]

Caesar salad.

[Ike]

Boom.

[Nick]

That was awesome.

[Gab]

I promised I wouldn't step foot in Canada until it was with KB and Windsor, but I don't think he's ever gonna.

[Donnie]

I put the finishing touches on my app.

[Kate]

Shut.

[Gab]

Did you?

[Nick]

Actually, no.

[Donnie]

Yes, Kyle. Yes, I did.

[Nick]

You've said it's been in the mail for the past, like, four years.

[Gab]

He lied to me. He lied to me about that.

[Donnie]

I did.

[Nick]

So either you're a felon. Felons can't get past.

[Donnie]

You'll have to wait for something to

[Ike]

come in the mail. Depends.

[Stu]

Oh, so now you're just waiting for your passport to arrive?

[Nick]

Have you taken the Photo.

[Donnie]

Oh, I filled out an application online.

[Gab]

Did you go to the interview or whatever?

[Donnie]

I didn't do any of that.

[Gab]

Okay, so what, you.

[Ike]

You've never left the country?

[Kate]

No.

[Donnie]

No.

[Ike]

There's no wrestling tournaments? You want to go see Greco Roman, Dagestan?

[Donnie]

Yeah, no, I. No, I do not want to do that. Yeah, I would want to leave. I do want to leave the country.

[Ike]

Badly not to see men.

[Donnie]

Actually, the best wrestling tournament, one of the best in the country, is happening right now in Las Vegas. What a glorified legend. Hit me up late at night asking if I was in Vegas.

[Nick]

Who?

[Donnie]

Dayton. Fix.

[Reed]

Holy.

[Donnie]

Yeah, he's the physical embodiment of amateur wrestling.

[Nick]

So when you saw a message bundle

[Donnie]

of dense combat muscle, what was your

[Nick]

reaction when you saw a message from.

[Donnie]

I was like, starstruck. Four time runner up.

[Nick]

I think. I think Brady's going home now, too. So there's a spot open at the Shorehouse or the Spring break house.

[Gab]

How long are they going to be out there?

[Reed]

Is he.

[Kate]

Three more weeks? I think indefinitely.

[Nick]

Well, Dante's staying another week. Right.

[Kate]

For Max.

[Nick]

Bachelor party.

[Ike]

Dante's coming out. He's gonna meet us at Max's bachelor party, which is next weekend.

[Nick]

So I don't know if he's just staying.

[Ike]

That's way too. I mean, that'd be impressive. He could stay.

[Nick]

That's the place for him.

[Ike]

Really.

[Nick]

Didn't have a residency there.

[Stu]

Yeah, he used to go at least

[Gab]

once a week, I feel like, regularly. Yeah.

[Ike]

That's crazy.

[Nick]

I mean, him reacting to Rochelle. Yeah.

[Ike]

We spent a week in Vegas and it was

[Stu]

soul sucking.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stu]

That's when, like, we were trying to do everything on a budget. We actually filmed a video. Las Vegas on a Shoestring Budget. We went and got 99 cent shrimp cocktail. But, yeah, that was a really depressing week. But then I went for Dana's fake bachelor party, which was like, all expenses paid. They flew us out first class and I was like, oh, Vegas isn't half bad.

[Ike]

My only experience in Vegas is the week with you where we stayed at, like the.

[Nick]

One of the Flamingo.

[Ike]

The Flamingo?

[Stu]

Yes.

[Ike]

And then we camped in the desert.

[Stu]

Yeah. For the Storm Area 51 raid, when everyone was going to.

[Gab]

They're going to like, Banzai Charge or whatever. Is that what it's called?

[Stu]

Rudo Run. They're all going to Naruto Run.

[Gab]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ike]

And no one did.

[Gab]

That's like the weapons thing, right?

[Nick]

Run with your arms behind your back.

[Donnie]

Back.

[Stu]

Yeah, yeah. No one did. We were. We were There. There were people there at like three in the morning and they're all singing songs like threatening to run. But then a bunch of people with guns being like, you're not gonna do.

[Ike]

Don't do it.

[Stu]

That's how I ended up on Ancient Aliens. And that's actually how I got doxed, how my real name and. And town came out.

[Nick]

They used your full name, right?

[Stu]

Yeah, Full name, full town. I. Because I was very intoxicated at the time. But when I watched the episode Waterproof, I was actually pretty coherent.

[Kate]

Khakis on.

[Stu]

But I tried to tell him my name was Wanton Don. They're like, if you want to be in the show, we're going to need a real name. Your real hometown. And I put being on Ancient Aliens over doxing myself.

[Nick]

Absolutely.

[Donnie]

For sure.

[Kate]

Worth it.

[Stu]

100.

[Gab]

Did that guy with the weird hair comment on anything you said?

[Stu]

No, he's usually not on site. They usually just probably record with him.

[Nick]

Is he still doing that bit with his hair up?

[Gab]

I think so. I'll watch Ancient Aliens when I'm perusing around on like a Saturday morning.

[Ike]

Yeah. How do they keep.

[Gab]

I think it's just reruns.

[Stu]

I love all the ufo. Yeah, it's been in the news.

[Ike]

What happened now the guy's dead.

[Gab]

It's getting weird. It's 11 now, right?

[Ike]

Multiply that by five and a half.

[Kate]

What?

[Gab]

Right.

[Donnie]

What is that?

[Ike]

The math is wrong. The math doesn't check out.

[Kate]

So multiply two by five.

[Donnie]

Yeah, that's 10.

[Kate]

Get 11. Yeah.

[Nick]

Plus one.

[Reed]

Just go. Yeah.

[Nick]

You're close. You're close enough. Can we see a. I love Dante. Dude.

[Donnie]

Dante.

[Nick]

White Sox. Dave, I. I hate to break it to you live on air. He's my favorite guy.

[Gab]

That's. I. I love Dante, too. I can. I can see why he'd put him above me.

[Nick]

The reaction to seeing Rochelle. Ryan.

[Gab]

I don't think I've seen it. Can we pull it up?

[Kyle]

Nick, you pointed out. Everybody watch for the lick of the lips.

[Tate]

That's what.

[Nick]

I was starving.

[Donnie]

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

[Nick]

It was the lick lip that made me realize that, Dave. It's. It's the meme of Andy dropping Woody and picking up buzz. And I'm sorry. And it paid me to do it. And you'll probably get first place back here.

[Gab]

I was just about to ask, what can I do to recoup my spot?

[Donnie]

He's so good.

[Kyle]

You excited to see me?

[Stu]

How old is she?

[Ike]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

He's in shock.

[Kate]

What does he Say she's walking away stunned.

[Ike]

I've never seen him. That's so timid.

[Nick]

I know, but then I might have gotten sent. She thought he was gay.

[Stu]

I saw that too. I assumed it was real.

[Donnie]

This is the best.

[Nick]

What does he. What does he say under his breath there?

[Donnie]

Say, nice work?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, something like that.

[Stu]

I love your work.

[Kyle]

Maybe.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Nick]

There it is.

[Gab]

Confused. Like he didn't know she was coming or something.

[Ike]

Well, that makes sense.

[Nick]

Dante looking confused, huh?

[Ike]

Yeah, that one checks out. She got sent out, I think.

[Nick]

She did, yeah.

[Ike]

About the food that they.

[Kyle]

Chicken fingers.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Ike]

They're eating, like, a big plate of food.

[Nick]

Oh, that's real.

[Ike]

That's real.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's Tate's reporting. Oh, that.

[Ike]

That's real. Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

He's so feminine.

[Kate]

Did Connor unbutton a extra button on a shirt?

[Nick]

It looks like it.

[Kate]

He maybe. You know what? I take it back when I said he has another trick of his sleeve. I didn't see that one.

[Nick]

The buttons?

[Kate]

Yeah, the extra button showing chest. That checks out.

[Kyle]

I just saw this video where this girl was hitting on a guy in a bar and her big move was she. It's like one of these kind of things where you get them like this, but then she takes her finger and she undoes every button on his shirt, like, so fast. Is that possible?

[Ike]

That would tick me off.

[Nick]

I would be so pissed.

[Kyle]

No, no, the buttons didn't go flying. She, like, undid the buttons so fast on his shirt.

[Donnie]

I wanted sorcery.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Like a finger trick. And he looked like he was in love.

[Ike]

They had to be snapped. Were they Magna buttons or snap?

[Kyle]

No, no, they were like real button buttons. And she. The way she did it.

[Nick]

Every single one.

[Kate]

Why would that piss you off?

[Ike]

It's the integrity of the shirt. You're not supposed to do that. You're supposed to do one.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's a. I hate when a shirt has loose buttons.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Some integrity.

[Ike]

Oh, I thought it was so cool.

[Kyle]

I was like, you don't do cool

[Ike]

tricks, in my opinion.

[Nick]

What if a dude did that to you?

[Kyle]

I'm wearing a button up pocket shirt.

[Nick]

You would have a button shirt underneath.

[Ike]

You ever have button. You ever have button pants instead of

[Nick]

the zipper almost exclusively? Yeah, I prefer it.

[Kyle]

What is wrong with you?

[Nick]

I like it. You can't leave your zipper down. And I'm a big. I do that a lot. I leave my zipper down a lot.

[Ike]

Really?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Gab]

One of our jeans, former jean sponsors. It was an issue.

[Nick]

They would always fall down.

[Gab]

Always, always Yeah, I just forget to

[Nick]

zip it back up.

[Kate]

My jeans are. I like the button ones, too.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And I think it's finally, like, one more button. Like, they have, like, four buttons, but the bottom two you leave permanently buttoned, right?

[Nick]

Yeah, I prefer it.

[Kate]

And then you just undo the top two, get your big fat out.

[Reed]

Right.

[Nick]

It's better for fat man. Or you don't have to worry about putting up your fat in your pants.

[Kate]

That's like I said, fat penises.

[Nick]

Yeah. The zipper, it's, like bulging so much that the zipper leaves, like, an imprint. The teeth.

[Kate]

Nothing worse than a busted zipper.

[Nick]

You know, just if I get aroused slightly.

[Connor Griffin]

I have a question about the Connor and Rochelle dinner picture. How do you guys feel about sitting on either very close at a circular table at a restaurant or same side of a booth?

[Gab]

Never, ever, ever. Same side of.

[Ike]

I've never done that in any.

[Gab]

In any setting ever.

[Nick]

If it's a square table with four seats, but you're with your significant other. I like taking the corner, though.

[Kate]

Side city.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Kyle]

Especially if there's a view, if you guys are both looking out at something. But other than that, I would not sit in a booth. Neck with nobody else. I would not sit in a booth. Next.

[Kate]

Circular booth. No, you don't sit next to.

[Nick]

Can't do that.

[Reed]

You don't.

[Donnie]

But because of a stigma. But, like, I don't see why that should be weird. Right.

[Kyle]

I feel like it's hard to talk to somebody.

[Nick]

Yeah. But I think that was just for, like, a filming vantage point.

[Ike]

You do this.

[Nick]

What do you do?

[Ike]

Opposite side. If this is the booth.

[Kate]

What if your chair is the booth?

[Ike]

If so, imagine. Yeah, so imagine this is a big booth. Okay.

[Kate]

Mark your chair.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Picture times 10.

[Kate]

Okay, so now there's 36 booth.

[Ike]

It's on the other side. You go at the far corner.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Ike]

I don't know how hard that is to understand.

[Gab]

What restaurant were they at? We know that.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Gab]

I would assume it was higher end.

[Ike]

Right.

[Gab]

Do you think he had to, like, zip through the menu and hit the kids menu to order the chicken tenders?

[Ike]

Oh, I got.

[Kyle]

That was sent.

[Kate]

That was.

[Ike]

That wasn't real.

[Donnie]

That was fake.

[Nick]

Oh, I got. I fell for that right before this.

[Gab]

Okay.

[Nick]

I've been falling for all of pony

[Kyle]

and the chicken tendies. Got me.

[Nick]

That's just so believable.

[Kate]

He did order.

[Gab]

So believable.

[Kate]

He did order the same drink. Right. That was real. I think. I think Tate said he like a watermelon margarita or something.

[Gab]

That sounds.

[Nick]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kate]

That's what I'm not gonna drink.

[Nick]

Shame.

[Kate]

No, no, no. I'm not drink shaming. What I am shaming from Connor is that he. When he goes to a nice restaurant, he does not know what to order and he just waits for someone else to order and then he just follows their.

[Gab]

That's dick. A couple years ago when him and I were having to go out like once a week to a nice restaurant, the you could tell he didn't know how to navigate a yes or menu.

[Nick]

How does he always look 2d in photos? Always just looks like freshly printed flat Stanley. Yeah, it's every photo taken to him.

[Ike]

Well, the central one of Dante doing the international code for the.

[Nick]

That was believable too.

[Kyle]

I thought that was real as well.

[Nick]

Is there a way we can have Connor call in?

[Donnie]

Did you talk to him?

[Kate]

Mostly we did, yeah. Yesterday with you. But no, I didn't call it today. No. Because I kind of like the way I left it when you were on the show was like he's. He's got either got something cooking or this is extremely boring. And either way. Yeah, I don't know. You can call him.

[Nick]

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[Gab]

It's.

[Tate]

Listen, it's. It's a tough spot. That's why I'm not there.

[Stu]

It's a tough spot

[Ike]

to be in

[Tate]

when the bright lights and everybody's chirping and commenting and all that, you can't lock in. It's tough to. It's tough to lock in in that environment.

[Nick]

Correct me if I'm wrong, you have some experience.

[Tate]

I. I Do. And I, I kept it on the DL. It wasn, you know, I wasn't being discussed as it was happening live on the Yak and all that nonsense, so. I feel for him. He's. He's in a tough spot.

[Nick]

But would you recommend it to Connor?

[Tate]

I mean, do it.

[Nick]

It's a hell of fun.

[Kate]

It's fun.

[Stu]

I mean, he will open.

[Tate]

Actually, me not. But yeah, not do it. It'll be hell of a time.

[Stu]

But what are the downsides to banging a porn star?

[Nick]

I think it's the fact that your

[Stu]

parents find out that.

[Nick]

And, like, I'd imagine future dating would be tough. Like, I think some girls wouldn't love that. You're very on record sleeping with a porn star.

[Ike]

If it's not film, though, what's the difference?

[Stu]

Yeah, I assume he would wear a condom, too.

[Nick]

You guys are being mature.

[Stu]

Not to say Rochelle's dirty.

[Kyle]

That's like, there's rubbing tugs everywhere here. Like, a lot of guys go to

[Ike]

rubbing tugs in Chicago.

[Kyle]

Yes. Dude. Hello.

[Stu]

Wait.

[Kyle]

The Avenue island you live on, like,

[Kate]

right off steel. Okay.

[Nick]

Know this.

[Kyle]

It's there. Yes, there.

[Kate]

I, yeah, I, I, you said that, like, this is just a known thing. It's like, on the tourism board.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Kate]

Chicago is the land of rub and tugs.

[Donnie]

It is the land who picks out your townhouse.

[Kyle]

Be weird. There's actually, like, a. He actually told me this. There's a site you can go to find all the. Okay. Anyway.

[Ike]

Okay.

[Kyle]

A lot of dudes, I think not a lot, but there are dudes that, like, do that. And I think if I was dating and I found out a guy went to, like, like, I would be like, probably not for me. You're probably not for me. I don't know.

[Ike]

I know that's different because you're painful,

[Kyle]

but I'm saying, like, well, you're right, but, like, it's the same kind of stigma. I think if I knew he had banged a porn star, if it was a great story and it was for the plot, maybe I could see me being like, all right, like, but you're right. I don't know.

[Ike]

Could be a training session.

[Kyle]

Not that there's anything wrong with porn stars. I, I, I follow a bunch.

[Stu]

In China, getting a rub and tug isn't really seen as cheating on your

[Nick]

spouse, is it more medicinal?

[Stu]

If you've had, like, a hard day at work, you might, might stop off at the rub and tug parlor and get jerked off and then go home to your wife.

[Kyle]

Well, this is. I'm talking about when you're dating now. I'd be like a pat. I'm exhausted. No, I wouldn't.

[Stu]

The, the most up. No, I know was this was like maybe a 17 year old and him and his dad would go get rub and tugs together. It was like a father son.

[Kyle]

Oh, God.

[Ike]

Yeah. That's strange.

[Kate]

That is.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Couldn't do that. That I couldn't even do a rub and tuck. I'd be really. I'd have to be down pretty bad.

[Kyle]

I can't even get a massage or like my feet done because I'm so worried about them and so self conscious of them that I like can't chill. I like can't enjoy that.

[Kate]

What, what does that mean?

[Gab]

You just assume they're all hookers?

[Kyle]

No, no, no. I'm saying like I. I'm like, I can only imagine getting like. If I had a dick, getting my. I'd be like, oh man, is her hand.

[Nick]

I wouldn't know what to do when

[Kyle]

somebody's like giving me a massage. I'm like, they don't to want to be doing this.

[Nick]

Dave, I'm sure you get. I'm sure people think you might be a rub and tuck guy.

[Gab]

I would imagine.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Have you ever gone to one?

[Gab]

No.

[Nick]

Okay, Chef.

[Gab]

I didn't know this was at.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why?

[Gab]

Well, I know that I'll tell you

[Kyle]

where, but I'll tell you where after.

[Nick]

Is it like everywhere? Is it pretty apparent?

[Gab]

Yeah, that's what like, I know there's a bunch of like random massage parlors up and down Chicago Avenue, like right around here. The. I just assume they're massage parlors. They're all rubbing tugs.

[Ike]

What gives it. What gives it away? Is it like a swingers? How they. They put a lantern in their window?

[Nick]

I heard it was like a pineapple. I heard if they use a foot in their icon, a foot in their logo.

[Kyle]

What's a big one? What's a big one?

[Ike]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

the front door. Like there's. I feel like you can tell. Am I crazy?

[Nick]

No, no, it's.

[Ike]

I've never looked that hard. Is it illegal?

[Nick]

There has to be something.

[Stu]

Only if they've been traffic. Yeah, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, it's gotta be.

[Nick]

Is that.

[Gab]

Yeah, that's the Bob Kraft thing.

[Stu]

Yeah. Bob Craft happened to be at a spot.

[Nick]

What was the place called?

[Stu]

The girls were traffic. That's why there was a sting. But I'm sure other ones are okay.

[Nick]

I don't know. That seems like prostitution, right?

[Stu]

Yeah. When I was growing up, everybody talked about Providence, Rhode island being the hand job. Capital take. Just filled with rub and tugs.

[Nick]

Where did Glenny Ball say he loves getting a new root? Nor root. What's it called where they just massage your back with tits?

[Donnie]

Montreal.

[Nick]

But what's the massage called?

[Ike]

I've never heard of this.

[Nick]

Nuru Noru massage.

[Connor Griffin]

Nuru.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

They take their tits, and they massage

[Nick]

your back with the bare tits.

[Ike]

That's not a massage.

[Kyle]

No, I think they covered themselves in

[Donnie]

oil, and they, like, they just slide up and down you.

[Kyle]

They use you like a slip and slide.

[Nick]

Glenny would be tough to do that.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Stu]

Glenny had a hilarious story back in the day, but I'm like, something about him having a giant bag of white pasta sauce that he either, like, was gifted at the rub and tug parlor or brought to the rub and tug parlor.

[Nick]

The halal white sauce?

[Stu]

Yeah, it could be the halal white sauce. Have him call in and share that story. He was very open about it, but I don't know how to find it. I just searched Glenny Ball's white sauce tug, and nothing came up.

[Connor Griffin]

Actually, I have a rubbing tug story where this is a long time ago. This was, like, early 20.

[Donnie]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Nick]

Okay, let me just get comfy.

[Connor Griffin]

So I haven't gotten a rubbing tug, but I did go to one not knowing it was a rub and tug. So I like to get massages. I think that's great. So me and some buddies went to a massage parlor trying to get a. An inexpensive massage. So we get there, and immediately I notice things are a little different.

[Nick]

Can I interrupt really quick? I'm sorry. Didn't your buddies, when they came to visit you recently, go get massages, too?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is this a thing you guys do?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Connor Griffin]

Because we usually, like, play basketball a lot, and we're now. We're older, so. Yeah, that's, like, not crazy, I don't think. But. So we went to this massage parlor my buddy found on Yelp. And we get there, and it's definitely different because, like, normally, if you go, sometimes they'll just be like, it's not like a couple's massage, but you'll be, like, kind of in. In, like, rooms or curtains next to each other, and it's all pretty on the up and up. But this one was, like, in its own room. We were all separate, like, doors closed. And then the masseuses were dressed much differently than you would think. Like, normally you go in, and they're like, all right, like, get down to your underwear or whatever and go face down on the table, and they'll come in and massage you. You never really see them if you keep your eyes closed. But this one, the lights were fully on and it was just like, all right. Like they start out doing a regular massage, but then at one point the massage is terrible and for like five minutes they go like, all right, turn over. And I was like, okay. And then go hand job. That's like no, like Swedish massage. English, not first language of the. The person.

[Nick]

I could tell by the voice you were doing.

[Kate]

Whoa. Job. Whoa. They're dressed differently. What does that mean?

[Connor Griffin]

They were just like provocative more scantly. Whereas like normal are in like not scrubs, but like.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Some type of comfortable massage wear.

[Nick]

They were dressed like scantily clad.

[Tate]

Yes.

[Nick]

Like what?

[Connor Griffin]

Not like a bikini or that, but like pushed up and stuff like that. And definitely not your typical young, attractive, not young. I would say probably 50. Not ugly. But.

[Nick]

But you do have an ugly masseuse plug, right?

[Connor Griffin]

Yes, I do. But yeah. So we. We got out of there. Pretty. Pretty cool. The. The most awkward part was the negotiation. After we agreed that like I wasn't gonna get those services. I was like, okay, can I just pay you the rate for a regular massage? Because we're already here. And it didn't go well. So we just left after a couple minutes.

[Nick]

Did any of your buddies.

[Ike]

Did they.

[Nick]

That all happen to them too?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah, we all had pretty much the same experience.

[Stu]

None of them said yes.

[Connor Griffin]

None of them said yes.

[Kyle]

That's. There's a. I'm telling you, I guess I live in that corridor because. And then there is one that kind of looks like it could be. But it's some of the moms in my mom's group go there and get massages. Like just a straight up little mini spa. But they said a few of them that have been there said men have walked in expecting, expecting and that they're always like, no, no, no, no, this is not wrong vibe. Like go down there.

[Ike]

Is is there the same option for women? Like a fingering?

[Kyle]

That's a good question. I don't know.

[Stu]

Could one emails get a happy ending

[Gab]

themselves to see how. How fast they can get it?

[Nick]

Like a leaderboard.

[Gab]

Yeah, yeah, like the yak.

[Nick]

I mean, I guess it's. Yeah, it'll be more efficient, get more custom.

[Kate]

Add that to the gauntlet.

[Ike]

Dude.

[Kate]

If they're just come after, hit one three, run over there, get jacked off, hit the other three.

[Nick]

There has to be something that's done it doubles.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I think it's a. Eddie.

[Gab]

Has Eddie has said that publicly.

[Stu]

You sure?

[Gab]

Are you sure? I'm fairly.

[Kate]

Were you just out? I'm. Huh.

[Stu]

I lived in China for eight years. I have gotten one and it was not a great experience, so I didn't go back.

[Nick]

I feel pretty empty after.

[Stu]

I had friends.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Stu]

It was. It was a 40, like 40 year old woman. She was not into it. And I was like, yeah, I didn't really see the appeal, but I also had friends that would go on a weekly basis out there.

[Kate]

But it's like.

[Nick]

Is it advertised, like on the windows there that this is a no. Oh, is it illegal?

[Stu]

I think technically illegal. What would happen is they would keep on popping up. Popping up to the point where like there was a hand job parlor on every block. And then every like three years, the police would come by and just shut them all down.

[Nick]

That would be the most fun bar crawl.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Keep on going.

[Stu]

Yes. And. And those places you'll go. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Oh, that would be like the worst bar crawl ever.

[Nick]

It would be good for two bars.

[Stu]

Probably one for me.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stu]

I think I'd get my fix, but yeah. No. And then all of a sudden there'd be none. And then they would slowly pop up,

[Kate]

pop, pop, pop, pop.

[Stu]

And then they would do another raid and shut them all down.

[Kate]

Huh.

[Kyle]

As I think Mike Rainey, who's the comedian who's been in here a few times, he's talked about like down by the Eagle Stadium afterwards, and it's just like a room full of dudes in McNabb jerseys waiting their turn. It's like really depressing and like, sad

[Nick]

that after an Eagles loss, has to be a horrible place, I guess. And Eddie, Eddie loves him.

[Kyle]

I'm going to send you guys pictures on my walk to pick up my kid from daycare and you guys tell me whether I'm right or wrong. How many?

[Stu]

I don't know if we'll be able to tell just from the outside.

[Kyle]

I think you'll. I think you'll be able to tell.

[Ike]

Danny Conrad might have to go investigate.

[Nick]

That's a good idea.

[Gab]

Jim Jeffries, the comedian has a really good standup where he. He's from Australia. He. One of his childhood friends that he stayed in touch with through his adulthood, took that guy's younger brother who has muscular.

[Donnie]

Dave, you told this story as your own before.

[Gab]

I know.

[Nick]

Oh, wait. Yeah. You lied to us that it was Jim Jeffries on the Yak.

[Kyle]

When did I do that? You did.

[Gab]

Only, yeah, it wasn't on the end.

[Nick]

You said you took a buddy with Muscular dystrophy.

[Gab]

Yeah, that was on. That might have been on anus or something.

[Kate]

I don't know who.

[Gab]

Can't sleep maybe.

[Nick]

Yeah. You've stolen that.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Gab]

Yeah, it's. It's absolutely piss pants.

[Ike]

Funny.

[Nick]

I think it was on the yak. I don't know though.

[Gab]

I don't think it was on the yak.

[Nick]

So I just open one of those up and then like interview.

[Stu]

I just searched rub and tug on Google Maps and the spot came up. That's 0.1 miles away. Gets a. A 2.8 out of 5.

[Nick]

What are the reviews?

[Stu]

They. They must mention rub and tug or else it wouldn't just pop up in my search.

[Nick]

Unless it's in the comments.

[Ike]

Like.

[Kate]

Like.

[Stu]

Yeah, it's probably in the comments somewhere. And then okie dokie spa comes up too, as I. I don't want out

[Kyle]

here, say alleged.

[Stu]

Yep. No, these seem like legit perfectly good spots. Yep.

[Connor Griffin]

There was a place in New York that was right by MSG that you need a password to get in. I think that's kind of cool.

[Nick]

That is cool. That makes it a little bit. Did you know the password, Steve? How'd you know about this?

[Connor Griffin]

Buddy? Frequented the.

[Kyle]

I always thought next door to that office there was the. The spy store I wanted to go. And underneath it was the pole dancing class.

[Nick]

That has to be the coolest people that are going.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Oh, I went to the spy store a lot. Yeah.

[Nick]

It was right next to.

[Kyle]

I was always too intimidated.

[Ike]

No, it's very disappointing, unfortunately. But it is like the guy that runs it is a guy that dresses like he wants to be a spy. Black pants, like a white shirt tucked in and super slick back black hair and. But everything is very on.

[Gab]

On.

[Ike]

Impressive that he has spot. It's more for like creeps. It's like little cameras you put in your pen and like foot Peeping Tom gear. It's for peeping Tom.

[Kyle]

That's why I always thought it was hot. It was right above the pole dance class studio.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ike]

The guy now I think about, he dressed more like a peeping tom than a spy.

[Nick]

Okay. It was like mirrors for your shoes to look up.

[Ike]

I was in this. That vein of oh, interesting. It was a lot of just like, like, how can I hide a camera in like the, the. The most inconspicuous way to look at other people.

[Kyle]

Do you guys ever think about that when you're peeing in an Airbnb or like you're.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Sometimes I'm like, I better not do this in A weird way, just in case. Not that I would do it in a weird way, but, like, I, I, I can't.

[Donnie]

You want to press the, the.

[Kate]

You want to pee in a cool way.

[Kyle]

I don't want to, like, I don't want to, like, slop down or really let it go. I, I'm just, like, trying to be normal just in case the videos out there want to have a normal pee.

[Ike]

I've been in Airbnb where they had cameras set up in multiple spots inside, which was. I didn't love. But then they, I guess in legally, they're not allowed to look at the footage unless there's a crime or a lawsuit, so.

[Kate]

Oh, so they, they definitely didn't look at the footage.

[Gab]

Yeah, they probably did.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Mince, text me. Me and Stu are in the office for the yak if you guys need anything, just in case.

[Gab]

Yeah, text Stu to Come on.

[Stu]

Is Mint's going to Vegas or was

[Nick]

that ruled out, shot down,

[Connor Griffin]

stood it. Get attitude. Family Feud.

[Nick]

Whoa. He'll be. Oh, my God. Him with Steve and wait, so what is.

[Donnie]

We have the, the squad.

[Nick]

No, I think there's a tournament.

[Donnie]

Oh, but it's still the play in tournament.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah. So the playing tournament will be Monday or. I don't know if I should say it, but it,

[Gab]

I think it has. Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, it's live to tape. That means it's live, right?

[Ike]

To tape.

[Connor Griffin]

Okay, well, I don't know what live

[Nick]

to tape means either.

[Ike]

Live is you. It's live, and then you don't edit it and it comes out later.

[Nick]

So what's live to tape?

[Ike]

That's live to tape.

[Stu]

Okay, wait.

[Ike]

Okay, am I, am I wrong there?

[Stu]

I don't.

[Kyle]

Wait, I thought it's live and then

[Kate]

like, you can edit it, but we'll

[Kyle]

just play it out later right as live.

[Ike]

So you. But it's not live. But it's not actually live.

[Connor Griffin]

But it's not airing.

[Nick]

It's airing live.

[Ike]

No, you're just not editing the footage technically. So you film it all and then you put it out later as a live show.

[Connor Griffin]

But it's gotcha.

[Ike]

Nothing's edited or changed, so it feels like a lot.

[Kate]

It's the same.

[Ike]

It's like a. It's like.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah, we're filming it soon.

[Ike]

It's like late night tv. They claim it's live, but all that was Pre recorded at 5.

[Connor Griffin]

We're filming it soon, so. Yes.

[Reed]

The.

[Ike]

You're shocked by that?

[Nick]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

[Ike]

You didn't know live TV Is not actually late night tv. Is not actually at late night.

[Nick]

No.

[Ike]

They do that all day.

[Nick]

4pm, 3pm no, no.

[Stu]

Saturday Night Live is live.

[Ike]

Saturday Night Live is live. But like any of the late night shows. Letterman, Colbert, you name them, they all

[Nick]

shot during the day.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Daily show and Colbert was shot in the evening.

[Nick]

She worked.

[Ike]

But still not act like at midnight when they were coming out. Yeah. I think celebrities want to go to bed.

[Nick]

That's got to be.

[Ike]

That's why they do it so early.

[Nick]

We want to do a live show, but all the celebs are sleepy tired. Once Mark gets back, I think we should try to call.

[Donnie]

Probably should get Connor Tate.

[Tate]

So I just got word that they're. So I texted him. He's on do not disturb. Got word that they're on their rest hour. How do you guys want to.

[Nick]

Oh, he's at nap time.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

How do you want to.

[Nick]

I don't want to wake up calling.

[Tate]

All right, cool.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah, read. Apparently he's available. Pets is around.

[Nick]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, they got. I guess. Let me do an ad.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Do you want to do.

[Kate]

We'll do.

[Nick]

Yeah, do the cups.

[Donnie]

Oh, you want me to do an ad?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Oh. Some fans believe in teams of destiny, but I believe everything happens for a Reese's. Just think about it. What is the one thing every team or athlete wants? A championship. Why? Because half of them are called cups. Half Stanley world rider, just like Reese's. Luckily, scoring a Reese's cup is way easier than winning a championship. It's almost like you were destined to get one right now. Because everything happens for a Reese's. Pick one up today. Everything happens for a Reese's. Get [e-mail] Reese's.

[Nick]

Good work.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. Let's talk a ton of them this week. Oh, the marshmallow ones are hurt.

[Gab]

Kate, I got a question for you. Was it hard to readjust back to civilian life when you got out of the military?

[Nick]

Did you have to sleep on the floor?

[Stu]

How was your ptsd?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was pretty good. It was good.

[Nick]

How are you with fireworks?

[Kyle]

How was it? It was weird at first. It was. I'm not gonna lie.

[Donnie]

Like, coming out matinee.

[Kyle]

Well, like you're.

[Ike]

You don't.

[Kyle]

Yeah, like that in the middle of the day.

[Connor Griffin]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

What time is it?

[Donnie]

I can relate.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's pretty much it.

[Nick]

It.

[Ike]

Do you miss being around, like, a lot of people all the time? Like the team aspect of being in the military?

[Stu]

Camaraderie.

[Ike]

Camaraderie. That's the word I was like, I can't never pronounce that, so I skip it.

[Stu]

The sisterhood and brotherhood.

[Kyle]

This is kind of similar. You live near the people you work with.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Go to war every day.

[Kyle]

Go to war every day.

[Ike]

Is there a lot of drama in the military?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Ike]

Really?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Is it like. Is there love triangles?

[Kyle]

Yes, there's so much like. And the, like the trope of, like, the dudes falling in love with the strippers kind of thing. It's like, all true. There's like, so it's like a lot of young people get married really young.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They're dumb. And like, said with love, the Camaro trope.

[Nick]

Is that true?

[Kyle]

Very true.

[Nick]

What car did you buy?

[Kyle]

People just getting all kind. I bought a Hyundai Sonata that the windows didn't work and I had to open the doors. I would ride with my elbow and the door opened. It was so hot in California.

[Gab]

Anyway, I have a cousin who was in the Air Force, and she, I would say, is an average looking woman. And I. I say that I.

[Nick]

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Gab]

The conversation got sidetracked a little bit. I was originally asking because I'm wondering what they're gonna be like when they get back.

[Nick]

Let's break down what you just said. But your average looking cousin.

[Ike]

I.

[Gab]

And she said that she got what? What. What would she need constantly in the military?

[Nick]

What would she need to improve for? In your head to be.

[Gab]

Well, I mean, she's in her 50s now.

[Nick]

Oh, okay.

[Kate]

So she's an attractive woman who's just older.

[Gab]

Yes. Okay, we'll say that. I. I'm trying to be nice.

[Nick]

Pretty.

[Gab]

I don't know.

[Ike]

Maybe.

[Gab]

Probably.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Gab]

But I. That's why I asked the question.

[Donnie]

You don't know.

[Gab]

Said it was just relentless.

[Nick]

What does your cousin look like 20 years ago?

[Donnie]

Dave. And be honest. Yeah, we don't need an average.

[Kate]

Look, we're not doing average. We're not doing this. She could lose a few.

[Gab]

I'm not flat ass. I will not chase the ball.

[Nick]

But on base, she was, what, like out of 10?

[Gab]

What's average? What's your average?

[Nick]

5,

[Gab]

but that's relative to everybody.

[Kate]

What?

[Ike]

What?

[Stu]

Wait.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What do you mean?

[Stu]

What's your average? What's the average type of girl you hook up with?

[Ike]

Like.

[Gab]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Stu]

What is average? Banging sevens or average out of 10?

[Ike]

It would be right in the middle.

[Gab]

I understand that. Like, that makes perfect sense. Yes. However.

[Stu]

Hold up.

[Ike]

Done.

[Gab]

Let me. Let me continue. Port Noana's Pizza scale. He says seven. One is like the average pizza. It can shift a little bit.

[Nick]

Neither average to me is 5 out of 10. Okay, but that's just my crazy ass.

[Gab]

All right, that's just your crazy ex. But was that the case in the military?

[Kyle]

I hate to say it. It is. You do you are aware that because you are a rare commodity.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It makes you a little more in demand. Yes. And then, like, so say they call them, like, deployment tens. So, like, I was a deployment 10 because I was the only one for miles in the middle of the desert. So. But then. And then if you put a little love spray on, you're like a 20.

[Nick]

What's love spray?

[Kyle]

Just any kind of thing if you smell good.

[Ike]

Really?

[Kyle]

Because, yeah, it's all stink and they're whatever. It's like, if you even smell good, you could be an ogre. But dudes are like, oh, that's hot as. It's like the. The standard.

[Nick]

So your. Your average. Your homely cousin had to have been crushing.

[Kate]

I want to hear more about this cousin. What celebrity does she look like?

[Nick]

Yeah, could you, like, just for a visual aid.

[Gab]

Yeah, we're not doing this.

[Kate]

What?

[Donnie]

MLB player

[Stu]

Renee Zelwe.

[Gab]

Frank Thomas.

[Donnie]

I've kind of been getting, like, some propaganda that's, like, working on me, like, making me wish I would join the military. It's like young dudes who are in, like, Guam or Japan, just, like, Okinawa, drinking beer.

[Nick]

She was in Guam.

[Donnie]

Sunset, like, and it seems like it could be a blast.

[Kyle]

I. One of the spots I lived, Camp Pendleton. There's, like, camps all. Camp Pendleton is massive, but there's camps throughout it. Like, they're almost like little towns. And the one I got to live on for the longest was on the beach. So we had this beautiful California, Southern California coast to ourselves. And I got to live, like. And so every night after work, we would, like, go drink beers and watch the sunset on. Over the Pacific. Like, we went surfing every morning before work. Like, it was damn, like a magical. You wouldn't understand.

[Kate]

And you gave all that up just to be here And.

[Kyle]

And then, like, you're with your best buddies all the time. Like, and the. I don't know, it really. Military people are, like, some of the funniest. Like, I don't know, it's just like shenanigans with, like, all your best buddies 24 7. And it is, like, pretty. Pretty cool. They are some, like, insane, like, the most ridiculous characters you could ever meet. And you're all, like, fortunate to be together and it's like really fun.

[Stu]

I'm sold.

[Ike]

I had a buddy stationed in Alaska. He just was always skiing. It looked like a dream.

[Kyle]

Yeah?

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Were you jealous? Very.

[Ike]

Yeah. Very.

[Nick]

Kate, when you got out of the military, wasn't there like a. Is there like a buffer period where if war breaks out, you still get drugged back in?

[Kyle]

They call they. There is. There was like a few year period, but it's like. I don't think it's ever. There's that movie Stop Loss.

[Nick]

I haven't seen Stop Loss.

[Kyle]

It was an MTV movie with.

[Tate]

With.

[Kyle]

I think he died in the car crash.

[Donnie]

Paul Walk.

[Kyle]

I believe he was the one in it. I don't quite remember. But yeah, you could get Stop Loss, but it's like super rare. It's like has to be like crazy bad. You're supposed to check in every however many months, and I never did.

[Ike]

You're supposed to register for the draft, which I'm just finding out recently.

[Nick]

They do it automatically.

[Ike]

You don't have to self register.

[Nick]

I think you register to vote. They also. You register for selective service.

[Gab]

I. I thought I did it when I got my license.

[Kate]

License.

[Ike]

That's okay. Organ donor. You have to re.

[Gab]

When you're 18, like redo it, I think.

[Nick]

Oh, okay. I think I did when I registered to vote.

[Kyle]

Have you seen. Is it Korea? South Korea.

[Nick]

You have time.

[Kyle]

It's where it's almost like a reality show. They'll go up and they'll tell you whether you're about to go to the military. Like drop to their knees, like sobbing and like. Yeah, the videos from it are crazy.

[Gab]

It's just. Don't they actually like coin flip for it?

[Kyle]

They've like game showified it where it's.

[Gab]

I know, I've seen them.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you going to the military?

[Nick]

Well, my favorite is mandatory.

[Reed]

Right.

[Ike]

Do that with the Air Force where they do. They figure out what. What they'll be, what plane they'll be flying and people like that. I love watch.

[Nick]

I love watching people react to their plane.

[Ike]

But I think they choose. They know like you put in which

[Kyle]

ones you put in your favorite. The same with what base you're going to after you go through boot camp. You get to pick. Here's the top few places I want to go. And then you find out where you're actually going.

[Nick]

And same with flight attendants. They pick. They put their number one city they want to be stationed in.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

That's another job I'd like to do.

[Nick]

Flight attendant. Attendant.

[Kate]

They all.

[Nick]

They all want like Chicago and then seeing them devastated when they get Pittsburgh is. It's a good watch, boys.

[Donnie]

Double trouble.

[Nick]

We'll start with Reed. Reed, can you hear us? Yeah. How we doing, man?

[Titus]

Chilling, dude.

[Kate]

Hell, yeah.

[Nick]

You got the official go ahead from big boss man that you're off the leash. What does off the leash read mean again?

[Titus]

Like, I don't know if I'm gonna be, like, great for the show because I don't drink, and. But, like, I'm just gonna be. I guess, just be a chiller.

[Donnie]

But, yeah, just be yourself, Connor.

[Kate]

Yeah. Like, you don't have to. The opposite show is not drinking. I mean, this isn't. This isn't a drinking show. If it was, Deutsch would have been.

[Reed]

Right.

[Nick]

It would have been a mega star. Reed, you being yourself has worked out incredibly.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So that's. Yeah. I'm just gonna be.

[Nick]

Yeah. And are you bummed that Brianna's gone?

[Titus]

Yeah, for sure.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

For sure.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah, for sure. But I think it's fine, right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How'd you leave things with. With Brie?

[Titus]

I mean, dude, I, like. I didn't really, like, talk to her at all because, like, I was

[Nick]

kind

[Titus]

of cutting clips, so, like, I wasn't. I didn't really talk to her, like, at all, except for, like, in those. In those clips that all of you guys saw.

[Nick]

But you have. You have her number?

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I. I do. Yeah, I do have her number. So, like. Like, I don't even know if I'm.

[Ike]

I'm gonna text you.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

What are you gonna say?

[Kate]

Did you say.

[Stu]

That's what I'm saying.

[Nick]

That's what I'm saying.

[Donnie]

Like, Reed, what would you say?

[Kate]

Did you say goodbye to her?

[Titus]

No.

[Kate]

Well, then text her that, dude. Just be like, hey, you. You left her before I could.

[Titus]

Yeah, no, So I, like, I do have her number, but, like, I'm pretty sure she's talking to a guy, too.

[Kate]

That's all right. Are they married with us?

[Titus]

I don't know, though. Like, Yeah. I don't know if I'm gonna text her or not just because it's like, well, what the.

[Stu]

Like, let me ask.

[Nick]

Let me ask you this, and I don't want. You don't have to divulge too much personal information. Have any chicks from your past reached out after seeing this, thinking they fumbled pretty bad?

[Titus]

Oh, no, she. The girl that's friends on me has not.

[Ike]

Okay.

[Nick]

It'll happen.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Titus]

No, it's been crazy, though. It's been crazy these past, like. Like four or five days. It's just been absolutely insane.

[Kate]

You've been there three years.

[Donnie]

Imagine.

[Kate]

Read.

[Titus]

Oh, I've been there three.

[Nick]

You're there now.

[Gab]

Feels like you guys.

[Donnie]

You're there.

[Titus]

So I've been there three.

[Kate]

I think it's been three.

[Nick]

Right here.

[Gab]

You are there.

[Kyle]

You're there.

[Nick]

You're still there.

[Titus]

No, I said there. I said there.

[Kate]

Yeah, but you're. You're there.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Which would be here for you.

[Nick]

You.

[Donnie]

How was last night? Did you get.

[Reed]

You're.

[Titus]

Dude, you're confusing me.

[Stu]

Titus, are you doing this on purpose?

[Donnie]

Reed, Titus is with you.

[Stu]

Is Titus with you?

[Nick]

Yes, big time.

[Kate]

You would be here, right?

[Nick]

No, he's there.

[Kate]

Cuz you're there.

[Stu]

Shut up.

[Titus]

Titus.

[Kate]

If you're there, then you should say I'm here.

[Nick]

No, cuz he's not in Chicago. Titus.

[Kate]

No, I'm here.

[Titus]

I'm here.

[Kate]

No, we're here.

[Gab]

You're here.

[Nick]

Yeah, we're there.

[Donnie]

Don't you get it?

[Titus]

I'm there.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're not. You could just do this for hours.

[Nick]

This is Abbott and Costello. Connor Griffin. You must be somewhere urban.

[Ike]

Looks like a Batman.

[Kyle]

Are you in a Michelle's face?

[Reed]

I'm in the room where they've been doing the. The confessionals. It's like this weird little. It's actually like a hidden room that we got back here.

[Nick]

Is it behind a bookcase?

[Reed]

Yes. Everybody else is asleep and I didn't want to wake them up by being out in the regular suite, so I came back here.

[Nick]

I'm sorry to wake you. I know this is your designated sleep time.

[Reed]

No, it's fine. I. I couldn't fall asleep anyway.

[Nick]

You seem well rested. Mark's disappointed in you and that has to feel pretty bad.

[Reed]

No, I'm fine with it. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Reed]

I saw Mark's clip and everything like that. I don't know what to say.

[Gab]

Mark was just saying that Reed's got to just keep being himself. Before you guys hopped on, he was saying you got to do the exact opposite of everything going out there.

[Reed]

I have to not be myself.

[Gab]

Yeah, you got to pull a Costanza and just go against your every instinct.

[Reed]

I mean, maybe. I don't know. Yeah, the whole thing. I. I don't know exactly what would have been a good payoff aside from, yeah, I have sex with her, which I was not going to do.

[Kate]

Yeah, sure. And that's. There are other. The Connor Griffin I know doesn't just say there's only one path we can take here year.

[Donnie]

That's.

[Kate]

You see content everywhere. Your whole you're you, you, you, you, you, you, you give Connor Griffin an assignment. You say, make content out of this. You go crazy. You go wild. You don't, you don't miss a flight and you're stuck in the hoe, in the, in an airport for hours. And, and send three tweets that just say, like, miss my flight.

[Nick]

The Conor and love has four to five contingency plans.

[Reed]

Yeah, I think when it comes, you know, I, I already the, the, if you could call it a bit with Rochelle, like it already felt kind of inorganic and I didn't want to make it any more inorganic by adding on all these like pre rehearsed and pre thought out things. I thought it was just best to just go to dinner and have like a fully authentic time. And hate and Reed, I thought documented it. Great. Like the, the views were great, engagement was great. I thought it was all solid. But yeah, obviously the payoff at the end, probably it was like, it was like the ending to a movie that you really maybe enjoy, but then the ending kind of sours it for you and you're like, oh, now I really didn't like the movie. So I don't know.

[Kate]

Yeah, but also like, as you're watching the movie, you're like, oh my God, this movie kind of sucks. But the spinoffs could be crazy. And then you find out from the studio there's just no spinoffs. So what are you, what are you doing out there, Connor? What are you, are you done?

[Reed]

I mean, I, I, I'm gonna be around today. I mean, everybody is dropping like flies. Like everybody's out of here. And so I'm going to stick around, but I don't know exactly what I'm going to be getting into. Yeah, I guess my, my main storyline with Rochelle, if you can call it a storyline, is over. But I don't know, I'm just going to be here for a good time.

[Nick]

Do you understand our suspicion with missing the flight? The other flights going out to Vegas, you still got on a late one.

[Reed]

I totally, I understand that. And in hindsight I wish I would have made the first flight and I could have gotten on that one and not had the problems at the airport. Because then, yeah, I guess I, I got you guys that I was like building up to something grand or like that was not the case at all. I was just going to come out here and see where it went again. Like, this kind of came around as a product. Like, I didn't think I would be like a good fit for this show or anything like that. And it kind of came around last minute as, oh, Connor's like, he's got to go out there. So I. I went along with it and I thought we still made some pretty funny content and everything like that.

[Ike]

But did you notice she was trying to kiss you at the goodbye? Did you pick up on that?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gab]

You think you.

[Reed]

Yeah, I mean, I guess you say, I don't think I had a great time with Rochelle.

[Kate]

You did well.

[Donnie]

You performed well on the date. You're really good at it.

[Reed]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[Donnie]

And I could tell you were nervous and you. You battled through it, kept your composure, kept your swagger.

[Ike]

Read.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Read what?

[Reed]

There's a line that I was very cognizant of.

[Donnie]

The problem is, we want to see you, I guess, embarrass yourself, fail miserably or do something insane.

[Nick]

I want somebody to walk in on you. Reverse cowboy.

[Reed]

I don't know about that, Nick. Yeah, no, I. I think that's part of the reason why I was like, yeah, should I even be going out here in the first place? Because I'm. I'm very aware of, like, you know, I'm in a. I think I'm in a good spot right now in my life personally. And I'm like, also, it could all just go to shit if I do something really, really stupid that I regret. So. Understood that for good reality tv. I apologize. But again, I was like, I don't

[Nick]

think I was entertained by the date

[Reed]

anyway, but I'm having a good time with everybody.

[Nick]

Reed, what would you have done in Connor's shoes?

[Donnie]

Yeah, you were there.

[Titus]

I honestly probably done the same thing as Connor. Honestly.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's a nerve wracking situation to be in.

[Titus]

Yeah. Like, especially like, in front of camera like that. I. Yeah, I probably would.

[Kate]

You say. And when you say you would have done the same thing, you mean you would have had Rochelle cut your steak for you because you couldn't figure out how to use a knife?

[Titus]

I probably wouldn't have done that.

[Reed]

Right.

[Nick]

You would have been able to cut your own steak.

[Donnie]

Read. What happened. Was that. Was that something that happened?

[Reed]

No, that did not happen, Reed.

[Titus]

I honestly don't even know. I honestly don't even know also.

[Reed]

I just. I don't want to cut you off. Right. Sorry. I. I want to point out, like, I. I was listening to mostly sports. I don't know if it was yesterday or Wednesday after I left or whatever, but everybody. Everybody on the show universally agreed, like, oh, yeah, if we were in that spot, we'd never be able to go

[Kate]

through with it again, Again, again, Again. Connor, you're focusing on the sexual intercourse with Rochelle. Ryan, I'm putting that.

[Donnie]

That's.

[Kate]

That's gone. Push that aside. That's not what I. I'm talking about. Yeah, what. What else. What else are you doing

[Reed]

with her? Or just in general?

[Kate]

Just in general. Dude, you're in Las Vegas. You're Connor Griffin. You're content Connie in Las Vegas. And you're sitting on your hands, you're pouting a little bit, You're. You're shrugging your shoulders, and you're saying, I don't. I don't know why I'm here. And it's. And for a guy like me, who's the biggest Connor Griffin fan in the world, it's infuriating. Get your head out of your ass and go do something.

[Reed]

Yeah, I mean, later today. We still got plenty of time here, and we'll be doing stuff.

[Kate]

All right.

[Reed]

But I. I don't know. I. I thought.

[Kate]

He's broken. I don't know what. I don't know what's going on.

[Donnie]

We just can't scratch it.

[Nick]

How were you guys. How did you guys react yesterday to Izzy leaving?

[Reed]

Oh, tough. Heartbreaking.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Same.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

All right.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

All right.

[Reed]

I apologize more.

[Kate]

Yeah, we'll read. All right.

[Reed]

What.

[Donnie]

What now? Are you well rested? How do you feel?

[Titus]

I'm pretty tired, I'm not gonna lie. But, like, we're gonna. We're gonna go, right?

[Kyle]

Can you say what's on the itinerary for the afternoon Friday night? Vegas?

[Titus]

Connor, you know.

[Reed]

Yeah, I think we're. We're hitting up a pool, and then I think we're gonna be going to a bar crawl. And then I believe we're winding the night up at another club.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Reed]

I'm thinking that's the full game plan, but it'll be another late night. We'll probably be out until like, 4 or 5 in the morning.

[Donnie]

Reed, you have an outfit for the club?

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm gonna probably just, I think wear this one.

[Nick]

Looks good.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Maybe no undershirt, because Connor Griffin, you were showing chess yesterday, and that seems a little bit.

[Donnie]

Good read. That's a great shirt.

[Nick]

That's a good shirt.

[Titus]

Right? Right.

[Kate]

What kind of pants? What kind of pants? And shoes.

[Titus]

I got, like, these bar hearts here. I'll stand. Outfit of the day, right?

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

OT Date fit check.

[Kate]

Let's see the.

[Donnie]

Do a little kick.

[Ike]

Yeah. Let's see the shoes.

[Kate]

Step up on the chair.

[Donnie]

Pick up the shoes.

[Nick]

Jump up, try to kick your own butt.

[Kate]

Get on the chair so we can.

[Nick]

Oh, can't see the shoes.

[Kate]

All right, I'll show the good jeans.

[Kyle]

Pretty cool.

[Donnie]

I mean, show us the shoes.

[Stu]

Read from this angle, so.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, Nice.

[Donnie]

Casual, classic cool.

[Nick]

A classic sneak.

[Titus]

Like, I feel like it's a fine outfit, right?

[Nick]

It's a perfect, great outfit.

[Titus]

All right.

[Kate]

Yeah, boys, wear that for anything, really.

[Nick]

Connor, your outfit.

[Reed]

I gotta figure it out. I think I'm gonna be doing zip up shirts.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Reed]

Zip up shirt. I got a zip up shirt.

[Donnie]

Fully like all the way

[Kate]

or just a little bit?

[Reed]

It's like a. I guess like a quarter zip.

[Nick]

Oh, okay. A quarter zip T shirt.

[Ike]

Sounded like a latex shirt.

[Reed]

It's from Abercrombie. And then I got some, some Uniqlo pants probably. And then we'll go from there.

[Nick]

Some unique little pants. God damn. Cannot wait.

[Connor Griffin]

Wait.

[Nick]

All right, all right, Connor.

[Ike]

I know.

[Kate]

All right, boys.

[Nick]

I know. I. I have full faith. I have full faith you will entertain.

[Kate]

I think he's got me right where he wants me. Oh, yeah, I think that's, that's what's going on here. And Connor's got.

[Donnie]

Got something.

[Kate]

He's got a bomb he's about to drop.

[Kyle]

Also, did you guys hear? Brianna Chicken fry has a Penn State butt plug.

[Nick]

No kidding.

[Kyle]

So do with that what you will.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kate]

Relle was a distraction. It was a. It was a diversion. Get your attention over here as I'm doing this over here.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Connor, do you, do you believe Nikki smokes in the showers or do you think showers are not a. Not a possible place to.

[Reed]

I. I don't, I don't. I don't believe Nikki.

[Donnie]

No.

[Nick]

Yeah, nobody could in a shower.

[Reed]

I don't believe Nicky Smokes did that.

[Ike]

Yeah, especially so no one believes it on the cast either.

[Reed]

No, no, I'm saying he didn't do it in the, in the shower.

[Donnie]

Yeah. That's not a place, but I think he did it.

[Reed]

Yeah. Otherwise, I don't know. I. I believe that he did, but you know that, that is another part of this whole thing is that I think the vibes amongst the guys are down and now we're at like 11 guys on the cast here.

[Nick]

Oh, it's a whack ratio.

[Reed]

Right.

[Donnie]

I'm about to send some, Some wrestlers over there. Yeah, they actually are trying. I don't know what if I have the power to do that, but thank you. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Everyone gets woken up by being grappled with.

[Donnie]

With that could be the move.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Reed]

The when. When we're going out to these. These bars or these clubs or whatever the case is. You know, we talked about a little bit on the recap show. There's just so many bachelorette parties out here and so many people who are engaged or married. Also you. We've been to. Yeah. Some places that there are people who they just don't want to be on camera, which is totally fine. I. I get that completely. So, yeah, it's been tough for smoked and other smokes, I think, to do exactly what they want to do. But we'll figure out a way today.

[Kate]

Reed, let me see the view from your. Your place. You got a good view.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, it's not bad. It's not like.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[Stu]

Is it sick just having your own room?

[Kate]

Look. I mean, look at that.

[Ike]

Wow.

[Kate]

Look at all. Yeah. Yeah, right?

[Titus]

But yeah, no, it's unreal having my own room, bro. I can just chill out here, like, kind of whenever I want. It's awesome.

[Nick]

Read.

[Donnie]

Are your emotions fluctuating a lot? Because you're getting these, like, never before experienced highs. Are you.

[Ike]

Are you.

[Donnie]

I'm more. Do you have any come down?

[Titus]

Honestly?

[Connor Griffin]

Yes.

[Titus]

Dude. It's like these clips are just going so like viral and it's like, it's.

[Donnie]

It's.

[Titus]

You can't even like, put it to

[Donnie]

words in a way, you know, it's overwhelming.

[Titus]

Yeah, it's very.

[Donnie]

Don't be.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

If you. If you want to sit out from some content or take some days off, like, not today, I guess, but.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

No, you gotta let re breathe.

[Titus]

Yeah. No, it's definitely. Dude, it's been awesome, though. Like, it's. It's generally been the most like, insane. Like four or five days. Three. Three, Titus.

[Kate]

Three. Right. How long? When did you get out there?

[Titus]

I got out here Tuesday.

[Kate]

Oh, so this would be four then.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I apologize.

[Titus]

No, yeah. Like, it's just been a wild ride. For sure.

[Donnie]

Yeah. Are Danny and. Or Tate available?

[Titus]

No, Tate's available. I think Conrad's gone.

[Donnie]

He left.

[Kyle]

He's got a Miami bachelor party.

[Nick]

Miami? Me?

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Kate]

All right. All right.

[Nick]

Well, thank you, boys.

[Reed]

Thank you, guys.

[Nick]

Yeah, good luck. Proud of you both. Proud of you both, man.

[Titus]

See you later.

[Nick]

See you.

[Reed]

Love you, boys.

[Nick]

See you, Connor.

[Donnie]

Love you.

[Stu]

Peace out. Reed,

[Nick]

how do you think Mikey Betts is going to do tonight?

[Gab]

Oh, he's been rich and he is going to dominate tonight.

[Nick]

Oh, speaking.

[Reed]

Look at that.

[Kyle]

Is this real or is this.

[Stu]

I want it to be I think that's real.

[Nick]

The boys that took him to Turkey. When should this be taking? When should. When should the hair transplant be apparent?

[Gab]

Three, four weeks from now.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Stu]

No, I think it's like six months. It's then like six to nine months.

[Gab]

I noticed it when I was in Arizona for spring training, which would have been March after the December transplanted. That's when I looked in the mirror and I was like, holy, it's working. So it's like three, three and a half months, and it's been about two

[Ike]

and a half for him.

[Nick]

Did you see his mohawk photo that he.

[Gab]

Yeah, yesterday.

[Nick]

Way it looks that that wasn't.

[Kyle]

Looked a little sparse.

[Nick]

Looked a little sparse.

[Kate]

It's.

[Gab]

It's getting there. Don't. Don't discourage the kid.

[Stu]

Miny is extremely pleased with his hair. Tr already.

[Gab]

His is thick as.

[Stu]

Already had to hear about that.

[Donnie]

No.

[Nick]

Numerous things I would have to actually say.

[Donnie]

No, he's still glaringly bald.

[Stu]

I think he still needs some time.

[Gab]

No, he needs time.

[Nick]

You said sick as like, you were describing your average.

[Gab]

I was. I was talking with respect to what it used to be my average.

[Kate]

How was her personality? Woman. Yeah.

[Gab]

But only I originally asked that question because I feel like these guys are gonna come home. Like, you ever seen the before and after pictures of like, World War I soldiers?

[Nick]

Probably haunting, but no, I haven't.

[Gab]

They're. They're very haunting.

[Reed]

They're like.

[Gab]

I feel like that's what they're gonna.

[Nick]

Dead behind their eyes. Yeah. Are we gonna see like, like they. Are they going to take a week off after this to, like, sleep and hydrate?

[Kyle]

I would.

[Gab]

When do they get back?

[Nick]

Saturday.

[Donnie]

Yeah, they're going to just drink more.

[Nick]

Yeah, they're going to come back here. Be thankful they can go, oh, I love this.

[Stu]

That's the problem. If you just drink for five and then sober up, you're not just hungover for a bit. You also have this, like, mental hungover where you just like, feel.

[Gab]

I get that.

[Nick]

Yeah. Five day binges sets you back.

[Gab]

I remember I'm in college. I don't know if this is. I'm like, this happened, but I don't know if I'm imagining that this only happened to me, but I drank for like five or seven straight days, like, heavily, like just getting faced out of my skull. And the first night I didn't, I had the most horrific nightmares I've ever had in my entire life.

[Kyle]

That's when I got sleep paralysis. College is after benders.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah. I used to get Sleep paralysis like three times a year.

[Gab]

I get all the time.

[Stu]

I do too do all the time. Still.

[Gab]

It's to the point where I. When I know it's happening, I'm seeing all these goblins in my bedroom that I know I'm sleeping. I just ignore it. I'm like, oh, it'll, it'll end soon. Yeah, I see. I see the monster. Yeah. Not goblins, plural.

[Nick]

It's just one goblin.

[Kate]

A goblin. Maybe it's your cousin.

[Nick]

What is your off base cousin?

[Kate]

Your off face cousin has just been

[Nick]

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[Stu]

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[Nick]

Fantastic.

[Ike]

Oh, yeah.

[Stu]

Would still like to get you on a season three Chef Donnie.

[Ike]

I'm in. I'm in for season three. Let's see it.

[Nick]

It's fine. Yeah, that's like he's gonna go, that's textbook.

[Kate]

It's just gonna take no corners.

[Stu]

Okay, I can see.

[Nick]

What is that? Norwood one corners.

[Gab]

Yeah, it's a little Jack McCarthy in the corners.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Might as well get ahead of it.

[Tate]

It.

[Nick]

Yeah. And then.

[Stu]

Yeah, See, I thought, yeah, like, Pat weren't like, like they didn't need one immediately. I think they'll appreciate the fact they got one in six years.

[Gab]

Right.

[Ike]

That's what I mean. It's a preventative care.

[Kyle]

I think chefs are like deployment 10. Like, like chefs have a little more wiggle room, dude. Chefs.

[Nick]

Chefs are allowed to like have an eye patch or a missing tooth or still hot.

[Kyle]

Be like I just watched as an old movie chef with Jon Favreau.

[Ike]

Great movie.

[Kyle]

And I was like, like he's kind of hot to me in this cuz he's cooking. I don't know what it is. I never had a thing.

[Donnie]

The thing with chefs but I think

[Kyle]

like chefs can be a little wacky looking. But it's hot.

[Nick]

There you go, Donnie.

[Kyle]

See?

[Ike]

Thank you. Appreciate that.

[Stu]

Matty Matheson, he's a chef. Sounds like a. A weird looking dude, but sure, sure, he pulls a ton of puss.

[Ike]

It'd still be fun. It'd be fun to go to Turkey. And like you said, I think we were talking about going skiing before potentially.

[Gab]

That's why you miss it. Year last flash.

[Kate]

That's why he wants to go. Free trip to ski this year.

[Ike]

We can go ski before and then go. We can all get skis and transplants.

[Kyle]

Is there skiing? There's a dumb question in Turkey?

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yes.

[Kate]

Oh, there is pretty.

[Ike]

It's pretty good.

[Stu]

If I go back though, I'm trying to go in like a warm month.

[Ike]

Okay, that's fair enough. You can go skiing in India too.

[Kyle]

If anyone where is like the craziest ski resort ever.

[Ike]

India.

[Kyle]

Nevertheless, in India chaps had that question

[Gab]

the other day that blew my mind. The most glaciers in the world country. Do you know what it is?

[Nick]

Was it Pakistan?

[Gab]

Pakistan.

[Nick]

Huh?

[Donnie]

Pakistan's amazing.

[Ike]

Yeah. I mean there's ski good skiing in like Afghanistan. But India I think is the most that you can actually it's like attainable to go to and easiest access. And then craziest is the fact that the way the Indians run the ski resorts is pretty crazy.

[Nick]

Pretty wild. How so?

[Ike]

What do they do?

[Donnie]

Can't imagine.

[Ike]

I mean imagine the line system. It's. You try to get. It's pretty organized. There's. The line system doesn't exist. Just from the videos I've seen.

[Nick]

Is it just like.

[Gab]

It's just.

[Nick]

Is it an overcrowded people just hanging

[Donnie]

on to the ski lift?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Cramming into the train lift.

[Ike]

But the snow looks good out there, man. And it looks like, you know, it'd be a. It'd be a fun one. It's a. It's a battle that you did. India, though. How long were you guys in India?

[Stu]

I was there for maybe 10 days.

[Ike]

Yeah, that's where you got the sickest you've ever been. You said it was.

[Stu]

Oh, no, that was in the Philippines.

[Ike]

Okay. That was me that then. Man, I was confusing.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Ike]

What.

[Nick]

What you confused Donnie with you?

[Stu]

Yeah. You think so?

[Ike]

Well, the sickest I ever got was in India. I was just wasn't sure if that was him.

[Kate]

Why would you. How do you not remember that?

[Ike]

I do remember. I was confused whether.

[Kate]

Why would you. If it was him or you or you.

[Nick]

How do you remember Donnie? You got to admit, that's a. That's a pretty goofy one.

[Ike]

That was bad.

[Gab]

I understood what he was saying my way out.

[Nick]

You got to stop having his back because it doesn't have.

[Gab]

I speak his language a little bit, I think. Yeah.

[Ike]

Thanks, Dave.

[Nick]

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[Stu]

I didn't see that either.

[Nick]

Titus, did you or no Che, did you?

[Kate]

I'm trying to think of what a.

[Kyle]

It was like a. I read, like, the text of what he said, and it's like a classic.

[Nick]

So he. He admitted it, right? He's.

[Kate]

It was more like admitted.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I didn't live up to the professionalism of something. I need to be with my family.

[Kate]

Now he's trying to take full responsibility without even saying what he's doing. Like, I. I'm. I am taking accountability despite not saying what I did.

[Nick]

Racini took the route I would take. Delete Twitter.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, should have done it.

[Kate]

Crawl into a hole.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Move.

[Nick]

Move to maybe Guam.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ike]

Naming the kid. Her kid. Michael's.

[Stu]

Correct.

[Nick]

We don't know, though, if, like, maybe that was, like, his call. Maybe he picked it and she was like, Ravel's call? No, no, her husband's. Oh, how do I. Yeah.

[Kate]

Crazy.

[Gab]

I feel like it. How much input does the guy give for names?

[Nick]

It depends if, like, maybe his dad passed or. I don't know if there's a sentimental meeting.

[Gab]

Maybe Michael's just the most standard white guy name ever.

[Ike]

It's no electron.

[Nick]

You're Dave.

[Stu]

Yeah, but nowadays, everyone tries to have a really funky, unique name. I think it's fine if someone wants to just go with Michael.

[Gab]

No, no, that's fine. Yeah, it's fine. But, like, I don't know.

[Reed]

I.

[Kyle]

One of my kids middle names. Yeah.

[Ike]

Is it a 50? 50.

[Nick]

But it's first naming off.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's true.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Yeah. I would say names. It has to be an agreement between the husband and wife. It's not like, oh, I'm just gonna let my wife name all the kids.

[Ike]

We could let the kid pick Titus.

[Kate]

Did you have the guy technically named our daughter?

[Ike]

Really?

[Kate]

I suggested it and she was like, I like that. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Nice.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's you.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Kate.

[Kyle]

It was a collab, okay. We were both throwing stuff out, and then we had an overlapping circle of ones that we both agreed on, and then we narrowed it down, like, together.

[Ike]

It'd be funny if you took part of each name and collabed one that he likes, one you like, and then combine the name together. Yeah.

[Nick]

All right, Donnie, let's each say a name, okay. That we like for a future tribe. We'll combine them.

[Ike]

Okay. Guy or girl?

[Stu]

1, 2, 3.

[Nick]

It's up to you.

[Stu]

Same time.

[Nick]

What do you want? Guy or girl?

[Donnie]

We'll count you down.

[Nick]

All right, you ready? Yeah.

[Donnie]

5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

[Nick]

Samson.

[Ike]

Cameron.

[Donnie]

Okay, now, Donnie, you put them together.

[Ike]

Samson,

[Nick]

I win again. I got my way.

[Kyle]

Sam. Apostrophe runs.

[Nick]

Yeah. I like Samron.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Samron. Jeremy, Do a girl.

[Kyle]

Now do a girl.

[Ike]

3.

[Kyle]

I like this game.

[Donnie]

3, 2, 1.

[Ike]

Maryland.

[Donnie]

Maryland.

[Ike]

Mary Bell's going for Marie.

[Nick]

Okay. You could still go. Marie.

[Ike]

Marie, what was yours?

[Nick]

Bella Marabella.

[Ike]

British. Yeah.

[Gab]

Maribella's.

[Donnie]

Belly.

[Stu]

Belly. Belly.

[Ike]

Bellaria.

[Nick]

I don't think that's. That's not a good one.

[Stu]

That's when you poop out your belly button.

[Nick]

That's right. Yeah.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Ike]

So if anyone wants to use those, feel free.

[Kate]

Did that.

[Nick]

Did that happen to you or other Donnie in India Color?

[Ike]

That happened to me. India. I was Sick for, like, four days.

[Nick]

How many days were you in India?

[Ike]

A month.

[Kate]

How'd you hear Name you just, like, once you started working for Donnie?

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Common misconception, Mark.

[Nick]

It's a. It's an Elton John thing.

[Tate]

Right?

[Nick]

Didn't Elton John take, like, his bassist's name? Oh, he's like, yeah, me too.

[Ike]

No, Donnie and I are both independently. Not Donnie's at the same time.

[Gab]

Why did you go with the wife?

[Ike]

I don't know. That's just how I chose to spell it. And he went I, E. Did you

[Gab]

misspell it originally and just kept the company.

[Stu]

Which is why I'm fine. If you want to just call me Wonton, we can simply.

[Nick]

That's what I typically do.

[Stu]

Because most people do not know that you spell mine with a I, E.

[Ike]

Yours with a Y. Yeah, yeah.

[Stu]

I mean, they're both fake names at the end.

[Ike]

It's true.

[Nick]

Did you test any other names out before Donnie?

[Ike]

No, I.

[Nick]

What's your rap name?

[Stu]

Z. Stu.

[Nick]

Okay. That's pretty good.

[Ike]

Don't your friends still call you Stu, though?

[Stu]

Yeah, my friends from high school. Most of them call me Stu. And I got some friends from college that call me Stu. But there already is a barstool stew.

[Donnie]

There's. Well, this is interesting.

[Nick]

I love what's happening.

[Donnie]

I had no idea your name wasn't digging what's happening.

[Nick]

I really, truly. It's like Chris Angel.

[Gab]

He does look like he's gonna start levitating.

[Nick]

Oh, he's done.

[Kyle]

That was.

[Gab]

That was it over there for.

[Nick]

There was a man that looks like a sailor crossed

[Donnie]

a striped mime.

[Nick]

The sailor has just, like.

[Donnie]

He just posed like Jesus in the middle of the court.

[Nick]

Yeah, like that statue in Brazil.

[Ike]

Well, that's the autographed. That's the art department that builds all of our sets, so they.

[Donnie]

Could that be.

[Ike]

I know.

[Nick]

Building a statue.

[Ike]

I don't know. A Jesus asked what could that be?

[Kyle]

Sprinkle of steampunk aura about him is like a cool.

[Ike]

Oh, I love a steampunk.

[Nick]

I do, too, Donnie. I really do.

[Kate]

What does that mean?

[Reed]

You don't.

[Gab]

Aesthetic.

[Ike]

Steampunk. It's an aesthetic.

[Kate]

A steampunk. What does that mean? I just said. You said, I love a steampunk. And, like, you love the aesthetic. You love, like, a person who is steampunk.

[Ike]

A woman.

[Nick]

You like a steampunk woman?

[Ike]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Nick]

You're looking for a steampunk gal.

[Ike]

I'm looking for. To be hon. I'm looking for a woman in stem. But steampunk Would be fine.

[Kyle]

What?

[Nick]

What?

[Stu]

Oh really?

[Nick]

You're looking for a woman in stem?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stu]

So you. Yeah. You want to find STEM is kind of everything smarter than you?

[Ike]

No. Yeah. Science, technologies and. And mathematics.

[Stu]

Engineering.

[Ike]

And mathematics.

[Stu]

And mathematics.

[Nick]

Yen. But like Donnie, you want a woman in stem? Are you searching in the right place?

[Ike]

No. God no. You know, it'd be nice because he's women in stem.

[Nick]

Dante hiring any STEM women?

[Ike]

I would just ask questions like, you know, if I had an astronomer girlfriend,

[Nick]

I'd say, so what's you with an astronomer girlfriend? Be perfect.

[Ike]

The going on up there all the time.

[Nick]

Orion's belt.

[Ike]

It's constantly constant conversation.

[Nick]

Would you date an astronaut?

[Ike]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Stu]

That's a dream.

[Nick]

I know one.

[Gab]

She'd be like, that's a dream.

[Ike]

Cuz you can bang in zero GS.

[Stu]

So few.

[Nick]

I don't know if that'll be good banger thinking. I think you need weight.

[Stu]

Maybe you could figure it out.

[Ike]

We could try kind of just.

[Stu]

You could easily just move her up and down.

[Nick]

I don't know if it would fly.

[Stu]

Be like it's almost like human sized flashlight.

[Kyle]

But you would need to be anchored to something.

[Ike]

You could test it in the water. That's how they train.

[Nick]

That's not fun. No.

[Ike]

Yeah, yeah, don't do that. Never mind.

[Kyle]

That would be in the water, not holding on to anything. If you're just floating right.

[Nick]

And underwater. I'd get sick.

[Ike]

Well, you get sick doing anything.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Mainly just boats.

[Nick]

Boats every time.

[Stu]

And eating bread.

[Nick]

Boats and bread.

[Ike]

The two bees.

[Connor Griffin]

Those are.

[Kate]

Yeah, That's the ones.

[Nick]

Just the two beats.

[Kate]

How are you gonna go about finding a woman instead, Donnie? How are you gonna make this dream?

[Ike]

I would say like just hang out in college, but that's a weird thing. That's for the teachers. You're on for the professors, not the students. You want to date.

[Nick]

A professor.

[Ike]

The TAs, the. The in between. TNA. 30 year old TA.

[Kyle]

Have you ever seen out in the city? Every now and then in New York City, there'd be just a guy on the corner or near the parks with a telescope, like a portable telescope. And it was like part of a program where they'd show you. Like you'd be walking by and some stranger with a telescope be like, you want to look at the moon? And I'd be like, absolutely. Yeah.

[Ike]

That's awesome.

[Kyle]

Happened to me a few times. You set up outside.

[Nick]

You are so gettable.

[Kyle]

I know in hindsight, as I'm saying it out loud, I'm like, like maybe that was a trap. I got to see Jupiter and the moon and stuff. Anyway, you set up outside a bar and you pretend like you can't figure it out. A lady in STEM's gonna come out and be like, do you need any help?

[Ike]

I like this.

[Kyle]

I'm an astronomer.

[Ike]

I actually. I've asked for my. On my Christmas list for a telescope for the last two years. Never got it.

[Gab]

I got one for Christmas when I was like 10. It was sweet.

[Kate]

Who are you submitting your Christmas list to? You're a single man.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

What do you.

[Kate]

Who are you? What does that mean? I shall have a Christmas. Do you probably do that somewhere.

[Ike]

I'm too old to make me want to get a Christmas.

[Kate]

Where do you submit. That nails it to the North Pole.

[Nick]

Do you write it out?

[Donnie]

You write it with your hand.

[Kate]

You write out a list.

[Ike]

I make a. A short list.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Yeah. Now I used to submit it to the big man. Now it's just the parents, but every

[Nick]

year they're like, what do you want?

[Ike]

I'm like, I. I don't care. It doesn't matter. And then this is the first year I was like, a telescope would be cool.

[Stu]

They're like, like, get it.

[Ike]

They said no. And then I just got socks and underwear.

[Nick]

A damn. Yeah.

[Ike]

But tell.

[Gab]

That's all I wanted.

[Ike]

Kate, that's a good idea.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ike]

That's better than hanging around science fairs.

[Kate]

STEM girls look like Dave's cousin, though. Yeah, that's consider traditionally, though.

[Donnie]

Ah.

[Ike]

Depends.

[Kate]

Yeah. Guess you're right.

[Ike]

Or I could just get. I could go to the hospital a

[Nick]

lot, find a nurse.

[Ike]

Well, yeah, nurse would be. That's technically stem.

[Stu]

The lowest.

[Ike]

No, I didn't say that. I didn't. I didn't say that. I didn't say that.

[Donnie]

There's a steampunk eye doctor on YouTube that is there? Actually, yeah, I use it.

[Ike]

Yeah, send me that.

[Nick]

What do you mean you use it?

[Donnie]

I use it for. Yeah, I guess I watch it, but it's more of an experience.

[Nick]

Can you find us the steampunk?

[Donnie]

I use it to regulate my central nervous.

[Nick]

We might have enough pool to get you a dude date with a steampunk eye doctor.

[Ike]

Well, the lady that.

[Donnie]

I think you could pull a great steam.

[Ike]

You know. You know Michael from Vsauce.

[Nick]

Yes, of course.

[Ike]

Okay. Ever he does a podcast now with a woman in STEM who's seems very nice. I don't know.

[Nick]

What's her name?

[Ike]

I forget.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Ike]

She just does the math and it looks great.

[Nick]

Would you like to watch her do Math?

[Ike]

Oh yeah, I do. I watch videos of people doing like complex problems. I watch things I can never even comprehend.

[Nick]

There's this like young Harvard professor I watch doing advanced game theory and I love it. I don't cons, I don't absorb a single thing.

[Ike]

But it's great.

[Nick]

Yeah, great.

[Ike]

See, that's what I would do if I had a girlfriend that did stem just.

[Nick]

But the girls you're dating aren't doing math.

[Ike]

I'd watch them do math. No, simple math though. Very like that's useful math.

[Nick]

But like, is that a thing? Like do you try to like set them up to do math to see how they are at it?

[Ike]

Like I play 301 with girls and we do math that way.

[Nick]

Is that darts?

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is this her? Kyle?

[Ike]

Oh, you weren't kidding.

[Donnie]

That's her.

[Nick]

Wait, wait, this is just asmr. She's not a real eye doctor.

[Kyle]

AI.

[Donnie]

Well, that's what I was saying. That's what, that's what I meant when I say I use. Use it.

[Nick]

But I don't think she's an actual in stem.

[Reed]

No.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Donnie]

No, but no. Yeah, you.

[Kate]

Can you imagine? That was a real thing. Is that real? Was. Is that even a real woman?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Nick]

She didn't look real at all.

[Ike]

Could have been AI.

[Donnie]

I don't care.

[Ike]

That'd be nice though. A themed doctor instead of, you know, get the traditional lab code. A steampunk doctor to mix things. If I was a doctor, that's how I would drive.

[Nick]

I don't know if I would feel good as a patient.

[Ike]

If you had a goofy doctor. Yeah, it's a good point.

[Kyle]

I saw a post from a woman who went to a gynecologist and the whole room was like Harley Davidson stuff

[Nick]

all over the wall.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Ike]

Yeah, I don't know. You know what? On second thought, yeah. Doctor should be boring.

[Nick]

I think so. No, it isn't boring. Donnie.

[Ike]

Something. You're on a plug.

[Nick]

Nascar.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Nick]

Get ready for heart pounding action at the Jack Links where drivers battle it out at nearly 200 miles an hour. College tickets are $30. Great. Get seats in the grandstand sections ad near turn four where you can pack into the roar. Free camping and tailgating in north park where any type of vehicle or camping setup is allowed. Bring your own soft sided cooler and your favorite food and drinks. No glass. And you can access the Saturday night concert featuring Kit Moore in the infield. That sounds great. Just be sure to secure your tickets now and experience the adrenaline, energy and Unforgettable moments at the Talladega Super Speedway. Visit talladegasuperspeedway.com today. Thank you to NASCAR.

[Kyle]

I think Spider's gonna be there.

[Nick]

Spider got me in nascar.

[Ike]

I went to Tall Dago. It's awesome, Nick.

[Nick]

And you're.

[Donnie]

What, are you betting on it and.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it's fun, but it also rips my heart out.

[Kate]

I know.

[Nick]

NASCAR had overtime.

[Ike]

Yeah, they do.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Crazy. I didn't know that either.

[Donnie]

How. What would warrant overtime?

[Nick]

I guess I don't know, but I

[Donnie]

just thought I had.

[Nick]

I bet a guy that won and then just 10 extra laps. He came in 20 20th.

[Ike]

Oh, they do that. Like, they add stuff. It's kind of like soccer. They have extra time with. For injuries.

[Nick]

I learned that out.

[Ike]

They have too much caution time. They'll add time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Stu]

We went to a race down in

[Ike]

Mexico City that was unbelievable that. The Mexico City. I didn't spend enough time there. You've done a couple stints down there, right?

[Stu]

Yeah, just two.

[Ike]

Okay.

[Stu]

Both for nascar. One to promote the race and one to watch the race.

[Nick]

But I'm going to a bachelor party down there. That's cool.

[Stu]

It'd be a great spot for that.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Just don't get the tiger burger.

[Nick]

I don't think I found a guy like me.

[Stu]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

Made of tiger.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It can't be.

[Ike]

No, it was.

[Stu]

There's this, like, market there, so I filmed a little. Whoa, that's weird. Video. And I got a lion steak and a tiger burger.

[Nick]

Are they allowed to kill those?

[Stu]

I guess.

[Nick]

Also, those aren't in Mexico, are they?

[Stu]

They have, like, farms down there where they're, like, raised sustainably. And I guess it's legal. I mean, I don't condone it.

[Ike]

Yeah.

[Stu]

Definitely not worth it. But if I had to pick the line, steak was a little, little bit better than the tiger.

[Kate]

How much was it? How many? Like, I can't imagine they have a lot of tiger meat.

[Stu]

It was in the country.

[Kate]

Not expensive, but really wasn't that expensive.

[Nick]

Was it cut with beef, maybe?

[Stu]

The lion steak looked fairly fresh. It. It wasn't good. It was just super tough and chewy. The tiger burger looks like it had been in the freezer for maybe 10 years.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Ike]

And you ate this right before we got on a flight?

[Stu]

Yes.

[Nick]

That's.

[Reed]

Oh, my gosh.

[Stu]

Yeah.

[Ike]

Gamble. That's a game.

[Nick]

That's a huge gamble. When we went to Alaska, we had, what, bear?

[Stu]

Yeah, I think that guy did service.

[Nick]

Yeah, he had bear, but it could Only be roadkill, which I didn't.

[Stu]

Yeah, love.

[Nick]

And it was. Okay. I would rather had to.

[Stu]

I guess if you eat bear meat and they've been eating a lot of blueberries, it's got a blue, like, tint to it, and then it's got like a kind of a nice berry aftertaste.

[Ike]

I thought bears were riddle of Paris.

[Nick]

They are. They have to, like, cut it with beef berries or.

[Kyle]

Bears. Bears.

[Nick]

Bears. Bears.

[Ike]

Bears. Bears, Bears.

[Nick]

Another fear for Kate.

[Ike]

I heard bear paw soup is, like, the way to do it if you're

[Stu]

gonna make bear moose lip stew as well. Yeah, that.

[Ike]

I could see that up for us. Lips are delicious

[Nick]

Gab you have ready?

[Kyle]

Let's get out of here.

[Nick]

Donnie's craving lips. We got

[Ike]

boys.

[Nick]

Thank you for coming in.

[Ike]

Thank you.

[Kate]

Great way to end it.

[Nick]

What? What's the taste of lips?

[Ike]

Just spin the wheel.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Nick]

no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Kyle]

Big cat's not here.

[Ike]

We can't do without Big Cat.

[Kyle]

He doesn't have to.

[Titus]

What is reverse?

[Nick]

We Everybody but one person.

[Ike]

No.

[Nick]

What? We have have to do it.

[Kyle]

That was miserable the other day. Oh, I had to pick my kid up from school in man pants. I found from around here just a giant pair of. Enormous pair of pants.

[Gab]

Do any of the moms around the neighborhood ever ask you, like, what the were you guys doing? And you have to, like, feel gu.

[Donnie]

Not coming back messy all the time?

[Gab]

No, I like, I don't know, like a clip. Reaches almost just.

[Nick]

Just haven't changed yet.

[Stu]

Oh, I guess he's just asking, do your neighbors, like, follow your comments?

[Gab]

Yeah, that's what I'm asking.

[Kyle]

No, I don't think so.

[Stu]

Okay.

[Gab]

Do you hide it from them? Are you ashamed?

[Kyle]

Not ashamed or anything, but I just. It just like, doesn't come up.

[Nick]

Yeah, so.

[Kyle]

And I'm not like, look at this. So does it come up for you with your neighbors? Anybody?

[Ike]

Yeah, but yeah.

[Stu]

Yep, it's come up.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Nick]

I think we have to do this.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Titus, you're in charge.

[Kyle]

Oh, this.

[Ike]

Titus.

[Nick]

I think Kate has seniority.

[Kate]

I think we do it Monday, I think.

[Ike]

Yeah, Monday.

[Kate]

I think that's how we did it last time. And that's because the. The whole point was they were wet the whole show.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, that'd be Link.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I thought that was the. The Wheel of Revamp we were doing.

[Ike]

Yeah, and it's Brandon's idea.

[Gab]

He's not even here.

[Ike]

You guys should have to wait for him.

[Donnie]

We're doing it Monday.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That's true. You.

[Gab]

I'm actually a little disappointed Brandon's not here. I'm supposed to help him raise his children based on our last convo on the yak.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. That hasn't happened yet, and I think he's been kind of dropping the ball when it comes to father.

[Gab]

Well, Brandon, I'm going to whip him into shape.

[Kate]

Part step one. Brandon's not with his children. Like, he's. He's traveling.

[Nick]

Would you go up there?

[Kate]

And they need a father right now. You should just go up there now and just start.

[Gab]

Yeah.

[Nick]

All right.

[Gab]

You mow the lawn. You go pick up all the dogs.

[Ike]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

I think.

[Gab]

Get out of line. You get to.

[Kate]

You know, I think we do it Monday.

[Gab]

Smack them around.

[Kyle]

You're going. Go be Brandon's kids.

[Nick]

Okay, Have a good weekend, everybody. We'll do that first. We're not doing that.

[Stu]

Okay.

[Nick]

No, no. We want to be wet for the whole show. But you're still on the wheel.

[Kate]

You're still on the wheel.

[Gab]

Shop or do a Yankee Bob is the act.

[Tate]

It's the act.

[Kyle]

Hey, guys, TJ Will be back on Monday, and hopefully I'm not here, so I won't get wet, but see ya.