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Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us. Edible. Hello, it's the a welcome in Stell Blue Coffee. We're still running Golden Mug. I'm actually going to make a deal if we get, let's say, 4,000 in sales. Dom, if you're listening this 4,000 sales during the yak today. I will pick someone from the yak chat, send them $500 Vembo. Whoa. That's cool. Wow. So let's do that. Let's buy sellbluecoffee.com we get 4,000 during the act. We will. I will pick one person from the chat and 500. 500 bucks. Damn. 500 bucks. About to log in and get on that yak chat. Yeah, pretty good. I don't think you'll enjoy it. Never mind. How's everyone doing? Great. I'm just. You just ready? Just. I'm so ready. Excited. My body's. Now I know what it looked like in game one. I want to see what we have in game two. Yesterday was such, like, a litmus test of, like, this is why we yak. And I'm sure there's some. I don't. I don't delve into the comments, you know, online, but I'm sure there's some people that hated it. All I got to say to you is to stop watching the show because finding something the. The perfect litmus test for this is. This is why we yak is if you try to explain to someone what happened yesterday within the first, like 90 seconds, you feel like such an asshole for even trying. And then you have to stop and you'd be like, you know what? Never mind. Yeah, you ha. You don't understand. Like, it's. It's so stupid and ridiculous and silly and frivolous, but also rocked. The most yakish thing we did yesterday was me falling and everybody falling in love with that umpire. I didn't know the umpire was gonna stop. He stole the show. I thought it was gonna be a Greg show. It still is a Greg show, but. Yup, gave him a run, that ump. By the way, Tom, I saw. I saw him today. He brought his. His son. He's getting a little comfortable, which I love. Brought his. Brought his son. Yeah, he brought his son. Met his son. His son's. Yeah, I love him. His son's a ranked handball player. Oh, yeah. Oh, he's old son in the country. Yeah. Why did I think he had like a baby? I don't know. But I told Tom the ump. I was like, just so you know, like, you aren't familiar with barstool, but you're now our own for life. Yeah. Oh, yeah, like whatever. We need umped. You're umping. You're probably going to have to take a week off in August to come up to. To Rhinelander. Yeah. Like barstool kids. He's our full time mom. Full time. And we need more umps than you think. Yeah, anything we do. He is ump. It. He got it right away. Yeah. I mean, putting the mask on and the. I thought you like prepped him to do that. No, nothing. I had a ball and strike counter in his hand the whole time. Yeah. Yeah. So we have him. He's back. We got a, a totally different show today for game two. I loved the graphic that they posted that it was like a two hour show and there was 36 seconds of drinking, which is exactly what we're going for. Greg is. God damn it, is he dumb? He came out and he's like, hey, are we home or away today? I was like, what are you doing, Greg? That's. Greg, that's grass. Does he know he's gonna have to go to Scottsdale next week? And. No, it's not next week or whenever week. I said the perfect ending for this would be if game seven. It goes seven. Okay. Game seven occurs October 1st, 2027. Okay. All right. I want this to be a year and a half. See when we can get to. I want, I don't want to do game three, four and five until we've completely forgotten that we did game one and two. I thought we flipped it around. We're going right back. Oh, no. Hell no. This is gonna. We're gonna. This is slow burn. We need like at least six months off of. This is gonna be a long one. I want to forget about it. I want everyone watching different about it. And I want there to be one guy who pops up in a comment one time. Yes. He's like, you guys ever gonna play game three? Yeah. And then that's the reason three. And I actually wouldn't be opposed to doing game three and four in Scottsdale and then maybe taking a break and then going back for Game 5, like a few months after that. Yeah. I want to. I want it to be like boyhood, like the, the evolution of man. I want game seven to, to feature Dana Beer's age appropriate son, 21 year old Dana Beer. Oh, my God. Dana and his son are the. Dana finishes this with his son. Like a. A 17 year. He started with Greg and he finished. Beautiful story. Oh, man. Oh, fucking Greg. I already's a mess right now, dude. He's. He's been drinking all morning. Well, so he was. I was in the kitchen in my little corner, and I hear Deutsch go, what the hell are you? Like, Deutsch was. Sounded upset. And I looked up and he had caught Greg drinking water. And he. Deutsch looks stunned. Like, how could you drink water and fill that kind of liquid in your body? And so then the next time I walked in the kitchen, Greg was drinking a beer. Okay. I don't know if that's. It's the Deutsche coaching tree, by the way. Coaching tree. So I don't know. Did Deutsche disallowcation of fluids. Did Deutsch text UKB yesterday? Deutsch? Yeah. Deutsch was so ashamed and apologetic. I talked to him and I was like. I was like. He talked to me. We talked it out. I was like, that was. That was tough to watch. Deutsch. And he. He got me to a good place. I was like, you have to reach out to KB. He did. But listen, KB's really shak. It was a tough. This is why I love Deutsch. Yeah. Because he was not on camera yesterday. He was not planned to be part of that. He was standing there and he just happened to eat six hot dogs real quick. Yeah, that's what slowed him down. It wasn't part of the show. It wasn't part of anything. He just took down six hot dogs for the love of the fucking game. He's like a Labrador. If you leave enough food out, he'll eat. He'll eat himself to death. It was ethical eating. It wasn't. He wasn't. It legitimately said the words to me, I apologize for that. I just had sex. That was his baseline pre lunch snack assumption. Six hot dogs. Before long, he. We will. We will get a redemption from Deutsche today. He told me, yeah, there's an opportunity in. In the. In the show program for him to have a redemption. Also shout out the Yugomatic guy. I think that he just doesn't sleep just for fun because he still is like as erratic. He's an interesting cat. He came up to me, he was like, I don't know. It's. It broke yesterday. Dana. Dana. Stupidity broke it. And I was just like, I can't follow what you're saying, but you got to sleep just hanging around. He Yeah, I love him, but he the guy needs. Is going to kill him or yoga matic guy has just not slept. He said he was trying to make it Dana proof. Yeah. So he's working on that. But it was Tate, right? Tate fucked it up. A lot of fuck ups, including me. I forgot to take my cap off. Oh yeah, you were national anthem. Shame for that. Yeah, I saw we have a fucking. I don't sing the anthem today, huh? Yes. Oh, we got a lot. We got a lot today. Totally different. Totally different. Run a show. Run of show. Yeah. Shout out, Dom. Shout out. Caitlin, tj, Connor Wyatt. All these people have like just been scurrying around all morning being like, all right, this got to go here. This got to go. A lot of moving parts. I see they've changed the glasses or. No, we're going cups today. Okay. Interesting. And I think the HB3 guys are stalling us again. Are they still not here? I believe they just got it. Okay. They just got here. What did they do last night? I have no idea. They asked me. They were like, what time's tip? I was like, same time, dude. Are they in a muscle? Yeah. It's a must. I think this is a must win for them. 100, I think. But if you think about the way you laid it out, they could take the next actually and a half. And I think it must win at all. Yeah. I don't kill them all. Yeah. Good at it. I regret saying what I'm about to say already, but I'm gonna say it anyway, I think because I don't want people to think that. That we're pulling any strings here. But I think the perfect outcome of today is HB3 wins. But it's controversial and it's all Greg's fault and it's all great. Yeah. And, and, and you said the ref show. We did like a little bit of a ref show. We get screenshots. Greg. Greg is. Yeah, he up in a big way. Yeah. But they're a contingent of people are like, Greg actually didn't up. If you look at this frame right here. Yeah. We get a nice like really heated debate about Greg. Yeah. But then it goes back to Scottsdale. 11 and we really have a series. Yeah. This is Dana. Dana. Dana slept in his jersey last night. Did wub in his jersey. I'm not worried about Dana. He didn't have to do that at all. No, no, no, no, no. Dana keeps walking around saying I should wear gloves all the time. Everything is easier with gloves on. Yeah. Which I. Debatable. I would say it's the exact opposite. Everything is hard. You can't. Like, I think it was just the eating thing, because I think he. When he says I should do everything, he just means. He means eating. He means when he gets shit on his hands, when he eats, he doesn't have to wipe them anymore. Right. He doesn't feel the bar. Yeah. I be open to wings with medical gloves. Yeah. But I think Dana in his brain also is like, 95% of the things he does is eating. He. I watched him, and then I called him on it, and then he just started laughing. He. He was doing the. In the cave last night, the boxes, you know, for the bets. Over. Over 77 or whatever. And he's checking them all off, and then we move on to the next bet. So he goes in a. Races all the boxes with his right hand. Yeah. And it's just. He's got the glove on, and he's just erasing all. He's like, gloves are awesome. I got, like, an eraser on my hand. This is awesome. And he does the next box thing. And with his boxes, he was reaching. Every time he'd check a box, he would reach into the box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and grab a. Grab a piece. And so he had. He had the dry erase marker all over his hands, and he's reaching into the cereal and eating with the hand that he just. And it just didn't. It didn't register, and he didn't care. And he's like, whatever. He's picking up every. Every marker he can. He's. He's. And it's transferring to a Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Yes. Didn't. Didn't rattle him at all. No. I don't know. Gloves are sick. If yesterday's the day. In the life of Dana, yesterday doesn't tell you what employment here is. Like, he ended the day sitting there eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of the box. Yeah. After starting the day drinking beer. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. That's Dana right there. That's him. That's our guy. Everything is sick. That's baseball. Everything. Yeah, everything's sick. Him and Kadik are just great to be around because you can. You could just pull out a pen and they'd be like, whoa. Holy. Yeah, a pen. You actually probably could test that with a certain pen. Katic might not know what a pen is. What the. Is this some. Is this some type of skinny fork? Look at. What is this a straw? But yeah, they're just. They're wowed by everything. Everything all right. Roback. Roback Activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is coming, which means Roback's Azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea design in several colors, new designs and new products. Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their Tailwind sports shirt might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo of looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also released a sweater polo that we are here for. Great stretch fabric, making it very comfortable and breathable. 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That's huge. Okay. Very hard. Is there a chance you might know it's harder. So I probably took 10 hacks blindfolded and I made that. Like if that's in an MLB game, that's probably a. That's. It's an out down the first baseline. Maybe foul, maybe fair. But like it's an easy out. I got a legit hit with my eyes and so I felt good, but I probably. Probably took like 30. Would you look at that? He found out with his eye. Eyes are good. Hand eye coordination. Eyes are important. Related. I might be the man. I might just be able to 100 mile an hour. There it is. There it is. So in order to waiting for something seed his argument, he had to find out how awesome he actually. Yes. And you hit the equivalent of a 100 mile per hour pitch, which I'm not sure that's correct either. But I mean, the guy, this. The machine went as fast as it could have. He put it, I think like 45ft at like, he was tracking like 83 to 85. Yeah. I mean, it's not it In a batting cage. Yes. Hitting 100 mile an hour is very, very difficult. But if you stand there long enough, you will be able to time it up and you know where it's going. Because the ball's not moving. Yes. Some of them move, but yes. Yeah. For the most part, you know where it's going to be, right? Yeah. And. And when it's going to be there. He was saying that it would help because it was closer. So amount is 60. 66. 66ft. Now 60ft, 6 inches. Got it. 60ft, 6 inches. So by moving the machine that they're manually feeding in, it will limit the movement because a lot of the movement comes towards the end. Got it. Yeah, but it's still fast as fuck. Yeah, but you found out. You're the fucking man. Have you ever been in a car, dude? Yeah. You ever gone 100 miles an hour? All time analogy, dude. It might be easier to hit a pitch deaf. Oh, it eliminates the prep. Well, not for him because he was. That's actually a better real. Yeah, real theory. Deaf and mute. No pressure, take away. Every sounds are like. Yeah. Devastating. Try this with every sense. Plug your nose. Yeah, we gotta get Shay back in there. Cover your tongues. You can't taste. Yeah, that would be quite the Che visual. Just wearing oversized headphones, striking out, ranking the senses. Kind of be perfect for Che. Yeah. If you catch my drift. Well, they've always said. They've always said that if one of your senses is temporarily gone, your others should heighten. Right. That was part of my thinking. And I thought the batting cages had like a timer that's also adapting or what. But again, I don't want to do. Yeah, it's just. Yeah. Your eyes are the most important thing when you're trying to hit something. He conceded, guys. He conceded. That's fair. That's fair. Based on the fact that he's the man. Yeah. The absolute man. Legitimately impressive. All right, anything else before we get going? You guys saw Rico's last night in the gambling cave. He's. He's. I'm more concerned with what Rico did this morning, to be honest. What'd he do? He farted on mostly hoops. Oh, tiny studio. We don't have, like this one. We have the open thing and the. The cave has opened a little bit. Was it funny? No, you couldn't hear it. It was silent. It was a slow trickler. It was like, I had to make that rule last night in the cave. If you fart, it has to make at least multiple people in the cave laugh. And it was. It was a good rule because otherwise you're just farting. Right? That's disgusting. Yeah. And he did it like 10 minutes into the show. It wasn't again, it was like when Shay brought up the blind, it was like, you do this at the end of the show. That's kind of fart at the end. Right. Of fart at the end. Right. But we're just trying to get the show started. And he lets a smoke bomb. He's something. Yeah. Out of his rear and nearly emptied the room. Bubble burst out of his rear. Yes, you did. That's. Who wrote like. Yes, you did. That's ass. Dude. This is a clutch. Come on. It's nine. Any windows in here? Holy. That's abs, Bo. I got. I got nervous about the Big 12 court working out. There's Dana. This isn't the gambling cave where you. There's windows and doors. This is a. This is a closet. We're in a closet right now. And you're a guest. Yeah, I know. Show some respect. Oh, my God. Really bad, bad, bad. That's really bad. He loved it. And yesterday he. Wait, hold on. Yeah. Well, the juiciest moment that. That face. Slim Jim juiciest moment, the juiciest barstool moment of the week was that it's brought to you by Slim Jim. And we have some big news to report. Buffalo Wild Wings and Slim Jim have teamed up to create something clutch. A brand new chicken stick. This isn't your run of the mill meat stick. It's everything you love about chicken wings packed into a convenient snack stick ready for you to take on the go. It's bold, tangy, mouth watering chicken wing flavor anytime, anywhere. Each juicy, tender bite delivers a big win. New Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Available in two delicious flavors, Buffalo or hot. We love it. I was actually eating one the other day. It's two my favorite brands combined. You know the rule. If the game's on, you need to be locked in with snacks on deck. So stock up for game day and tear into new Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Yeah, he, Kate and Kyle. You might not see it. Stephen, did you see it? He. I. I had. I was getting killed yesterday. So late 8:30. I was like, you know what? I'm gonna put all my money That I have left in my account. On one bet. It was the over in the first half of the Texas A and M Oklahoma game. Everyone in the cave knew about it. We all were going to ride together. We're going to fight. That's like, what the. I can. I'll lose money. But, like, if we're all together, it's fun. You should do it. For two seconds into the game, Rico goes. All right. All right, guys. D up. D up. Like, play defense. Yeah. At the over, he was on Oklahoma earlier this year. This week. We got to go fast. Yeah. What was that? What did you say? Of Oklahoma? But yeah, you're right. You're right, dude. I got a line in San Diego. Yeah. I've made amends with him. Part of me making amends was I had to redeposit in my DraftKings account this morning. And I made him explain to my money guy on speakerphone what he did before I made the wire go through. Yeah, he was just like. He was on the other line just being like, rico, how could you? You can't do that today. You're a guy who needs 100% on your side. Not 100%, but just you. If you don't bet it, I don't care. But if it's like a big bet and we did one, we did a couple during the day where, like, someone else would be like, big bet. It's like everyone gets together. It's fun. But him saying d up right away. Yeah, it's like the only thing you can't say. Two seconds in, he. He said, I am rooting. I'm actively rooting against your bet. And then they went on to D up better than any team's ever D up ever. And they did. They played incredible defense. Yes. By a half a point. I would. What about a split cave? That would be fun. Yeah. Yeah. I like you guys going at each other. Battle bet would be fun. Let me try that. That happens. That will happen next week. Usually that happens with, like, Dave and then just a Rico. Rico usually just bets whatever. Everyone else against everyone else. And then he's like, what? Oh, the Lockwood. Yeah, the Lockwood. Hank, by the way. Oh, him falling off the chair was. Oh, yeah, we got to play that. His feet about it was perfect. Yeah. One, one. He see his newest Lockwood. The all time Lockwood. So I saw that it was happening. I haven't gone back to see what the take was. You guys, like, vaguely hinted at it on pm. If USA wins tonight and Dominican Republic wins tonight, we Play the Dominican Republic on Saturday. And Hank has made it clear that he'll be rooting for the Dominican Republic because they're so electric. What? The most Hank thing ever. He's like, who cares about the World Baseball Classic? I want to root for the electric team. Oh, God. That was a hard fall. You have the football full one. Jesus. His leg fell asleep from watching basketball for so long and he tried to stand up. Oh, Hank got hypnotized. So perfect. Oh. He didn't know it was asleep before he. I don't know. I. I like that Greg was able to process. Yeah. The hilarity of that. Yeah. He knew what that was. He's got great comedic timing. Watch. Just keep your eye. Look nose. Yeah. Good awareness of. Of humor. I'm gonna need that security. Oh, yeah. All right. Quick by grass. Yeah. Let's do it. Let's do it. We ready, T.J. game two. We're ready. Hold on. We're ready for game rip. One more ad. Yeah, Brandon. We do home insurance. You're talking about American Home Shield. Yeah. That what you're talking about. From breathtaking buzzer beaters to jaw dropping upsets, tournament season is. Is full of ups and downs. 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Here to break down the highlights from a classic opener between team Home by three and team Dana. Let's roll them. Just a beautiful day at the ballpark as John Vincent got things going with a national anthem of flyover. And then came the visitors, Jordan Schmaltz, Rob Gucci really walking into the lion's den here. Gucci was even playing through a thyroid issue and he'd have some tough competition going up against Barr Stool. Greg to the first half we go. Gucci. Greg, game time. But Greg, the lean green chugging machine comes up just short. Even with his patented two hand technique, it wasn't enough to beat Gucci home by three. Goes up by one. Coming out of the halftime, the captain, Dana Beers would have to save the day. Dana B ripped off a 4.8 second yug schmaltz came close to matching, but the extra spillage definitely we're not in that one piece, folks. We got some free yugging on our hands. Overtime Schmaltz versus Dana Part two for the win. And Dana bingo seal the deal. Six three, two, two on the Yugameter as team Dana takes game one of the series. They defend the home turf and they get one step closer to that's baseball supremacy. And now we're pleased to be joined by the MVP of the matchup, Dana Beers, the captain. And Dana, a lot of jitters go into game one of any series. How did you guys settle in this one? And overall, what did you make of the team's performance? Man, I came in here with a big target on my back and I'll tell you, the first half went horribly, horribly. And I love my guy Greg and all, glory to God. But he let me down today. And this is a teaching moment for Greg. This is something we can learn from and come, come back from and be better about. But man, he let me down. Hey, Dana Deutsch here What was going through your mind on? There was a lot of pressure on you there, that's all. Glory to God, man. It goes up. It goes up to the man up top. Dana, last question. We don't want to take up too much of your time. Thank you for joining us today. What exactly is the mindset going into game two? And how do you keep this momentum alive? I'm not gonna sit. Sit here and say a loss is okay, but it's not the worst thing in the world. I'm okay. Going to Scottsdale 1 and 1. I would like to be 2 and 1 Scottsdale. That. I just really contradicted myself. That's okay. Zero obligations. Tell us a guy who doesn't know English. Yeah, yeah. Not gonna lie. You kind of confused me with the end of that answer right there. I guess for now I'll just say congrats on winning game one. Go rest up, and hopefully we'll see you again soon. All right, thanks, guys. All right, that's Dana Beers, the MVP of game one. Well, that's gonna do it for us at the recap show as we await game two of the Vats Baseball Yugoff Series. Are we in for another all timer? Guess we'll have to wait and see. But for now, let's send it back to Barstool Chicago hq. I will catch you guys next time, fellas. Take it away. All right. Is that us? Yeah, actually, I think I just pitched it back to myself. Okay. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to game two at Barstool Chicago HQ for the that's baseball. Today's matchup once again pits home by three against Team Barstool. And now it is time to reintroduce the starting lineups for today's contest. First, the visitors for home by three. From the East Hampton Projects aspiring tour tennis professional, Rob Gucci. What? Wow. And from Verona, Wisconsin, hovering around 200 pounds, the winless Jordan Schmaltz. That's sick, Jack. Can we just root for them? Yeah, I kind of want to root for them. They're way cool. I do like them better. Yeah. And now get loud and get proud on your feet for your hometown chuggers. Is the crowd over it? Younging today for team Barstool. Make some noise for the green machine, Barstool and Dana Beers. Hell, yeah. Incredible. Oh, yeah. This is intimidation. Really? Yeah. Boys is taking some grounders. I love this. Bagpipes are the best kind of picking it up. They're playing their longest song. Yeah. Let's go. Is this a concert? Now Yeah, I mean, listen, remember, we have. We have over 30 seconds of chugging. We got to do. I like that guy. Yeah, that guy rocks. Look, the drums, they have lights on them. They light up. Oh, hell yes. We're just icing out. H by each. What are we doing? I love it. I love it. You know, like game six. We're gonna have to get, like, the National Guard. Oh, yeah. Hill spelled bomber. I can't wait for game six. Hell yeah. Look at Greg. He's locked in. What is that? Ey, a little too close there. It's like Waluigi. He's got a mustache in his nose. What? What is. The dueling penises. Look at our warrior. We're icing them. I don't think you can do that, Dana. Yeah. Woohoo. Oh, one more. Yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hey, I love that pipe. Hey, Mark, are all three songs the same? Similar in nature. I don't mind if they are. Yeah. You just can't play Amazing Grace because then you think someone died. Yeah, exactly. All of this. Wait, are they not going to be the anthem? Anthem? No, they're not. No, they're not the anthem. Oh, God, no. No, we have different anthems. Figures. Every time I turned a corner this morning, there was another group, and I was like, what? Has Big Cat done all of this for 30 seconds? Drinking beer. Wow. Well done, guys. Yes. Kyle. That was Fields of Abernet. Shout out. Mike. Mike is one of the drummers. He's one of our security guards. He's awesome. I said yesterday it was my favorite. I. I met Kevin. A tantalizing tease Leaving us wanting more. No, Mike's name. All right. And folks, give it up for our umpire for Today's contest, the 12 sport referee with experience in baseball, softball, swimming, diving, flag football, basketball, volleyball, water polo, floor honky, dodgeball, handball, and now, yugging Tom Ewer. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we ask that you please rise, if you are able, as we welcome the Downtown Voice from University of Illinois, Chicago, as they honor America with the singing of our national anthem. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O' er the ramparts we watched Were so gallantly streaming and the rocket's red glare the bombs bursting in every gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. O say, does that star spangled banner Yahweh O' er the land of the free and the home of the brave. Wow. Downtown. Boys. I think our flyover jet broke. What happened to our flyover jet? TJ did break. Believe it broke. It's a one time flyover. Before we begin today's dug off, we just want to remind you again that Barstool's very own cream team will be around with popcorn and ice cream and mini helmets all game long. That's when I only had hot dog budget for one day. And now, throwing out the ceremonial first pitch from the Chicago Bears, ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Darnell Wright. Yes. West Virginia. Let's go, Darnell. Wow. Oh, he's bringing it right. What a toe on. Aren't I right? Yes. Strike. Thank you, Darnell. And with that, we'll send it over to Deutsch with the ceremonial first yug of the day. Oh. Oh, there we go. I'm sorry about the confusion yesterday. Deutsch. Wait. Set the. Yeah, set it. We gotta set it. I thought we were doing plastic cups today. Are we not for you. It's for. Give him a cup. Give him a plastic cup. Ceremonial plastic cup. I don't like the very serious. Plastic is not a great start to the redemption. Yeah. A little oil. Keeping the what? Yeah, I don't want to touch that cup. Old face oil. You just pinch the phone. All right. Is this thing good? Good to go? Not yet. Little Jiffy Lube in there. I really like that shirt. Wait, Ron. Ron, are you sure you're ready? I can't believe you're doing this to me, man. All right. Yeah. All right. 2.77. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I got chills. Way to go, deutsch. Over to our MC of today's festivities, Ohio's Tate. All right, same rules as yesterday. We've got the Yogo meter, courtesy of Andy. It's going to give you a score after it determines how much is in there and how fast you drink it. Highest score wins. Visiting team will nominate their first drinker. Home team will counter. That'll be the first matchup. We'll have a halftime. After that, we'll come back. Home team will drink first. Visiting team will drink second. If it's a 20 sweep, that's the end of game two. If it's one to one, we'll have a third drink off. Best on best. Any questions? Dana Beers has something to say. Listen, guys, there's a lot going on in the world right now, as we know. Oh, boy. Here we go. Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Dana, what we can always rely on is Beers at the End of the day, they won't let you down. They're always there for you. And I just want you guys to know we're bringing back beers in 2026. Let's have a ball game. Well said. What did that have to do with anything? Nothing. I think he just has to speak before every game. This is your guys first drinker. Whoa, Home team. Who we counting with? Wow. I think you just gotta send him out. Oh, they're debating. Oh, Greg's looking upset. We got a shot clock on this or no. Is Greg ideating? Oh, Greg. Greg just ran. Greg ran from it. Wow. Who we got? Me. That's my cup. I'll use that cup. Yeah, that's got the Diddy oil in it. Again. We're. We're actively rooting for the other team? I think so. At this point. I think I, I, I am. There are. They are better boys not to put pressure on Dana or anything. Do we test the plastics? Good. Right? Where is a room rooting for HB3 in this game? Yeah. There we go. I'll take Lucas. You want me to take Lucas? What do you mean? What does that mean? Remove foam or. No, no, no. We said we're rooting for the other. Rooting for you. For them. We're rooting for them in this game. Yeah. What? What did he think you said? I don't know. I'll take. L offered up. Greg's got to feel bad about that. Craig's uniform. He's in the batter's box. He's like, hey, buddy, I have no words. We know. No information. Okay, we're ready. All right, here we go. Almost. Hair. Okay. Hair feels great. Time out. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Purple. What? Wow. Oh, I love. They called the timeout. Oh, my God. Oh. Oh, boy. Oh, I love the ump. Wow. What a move. But he burned. How many timeouts did you get? Did he burn his only time out early, but it had to shake his opponent. Wow. They're out of timeouts though. The rest of the way. Come off the line a little bit. That's fine. I had a burp. So does that mean he's going to be able to challenge later? Yes, I think so. You got your on. How many? Almost. All right, let me know. All right, I'm good. Jordan. Set. I was born ready. All right. Night three. Spillage. Oh, no. Is that a yellow card? Hold on. What? What has happened? Oh, my. Greg will actually fight. He called a foul ball. Otherwise. I don't want to do that. Wow. What do you mean you don't want to do. I don't want to go red. Wow. Got a yellow. I should. You're calling me off after I'm halfway done the beer. Holy. He's calling hard today. We gotta do it again. There's spillage everywhere yesterday. Now you're calling a tank game. Wait, did you realize people are watching People? All your buddies called. You want to make respectable. I didn't even. I even fill up to the top. Top. I know. I have filled it to the top. It would have been different. Go up another sport. Oh, no. Wow. You want to go the other. You want to go Greg vers Gucci now instead. And we save that one for Cuz he just drank half a beer. So he's at a disadvantage. He's had enough time to rest. He's good. What's your problem? That was a horrible. You are lucky. I have almost never given a red. I didn't want to start today. I don't want to give another yellow because that's like the red. You take a bio. Why are you so horny? We're gonna fill this up. Oh my God. This is. We're gonna play at it. I'll step in if you need me. But then again, this is the yug off, man. This is the first whatever. Ultimately they probably help helped tell him by. I think we got to let him finish no matter what and then you can call it after. All right. Wow. You want to let him go first? You want Greg just call me off after three quarters of a beer. Yeah. Hey, you want Greg and Gucci to go so you have a break. I think that's only fair. All right, let's do it. So Greg and Gucci's gotta go first. Yeah. Yeah. But we're hope. Are we just making up rules? Yeah, we. I mean it's our youngest off. Yeah, whatever we want. Yeah. No, this is who you. You go first this time. No, we'll let Greg go. Yeah. Yeah, we'll let Greg, Greg and Gucci go. Watch the tape. I just think that was an early call for slop. Hey, yesterday we did kind of egg on. We did what we wanted. It was a little wider. You guys mouths weren't as big as I thought. Don't touch it. So I literally. What's Greg doing? Oh, he's on his knees. Oh, he's. I was wondering where the hell Greg's going to his knees. He protesting something, right? What is that eye black? What is he's going for? I don't know. Some sort. Is that the idea? Horns on the eyes, mustachioid horns. That's like Ace Ventura. When nature calls the whistle. Yeah. I don't know which one. It does look like Waluigi. All right, this is the first half. Greg, are you ready? Yeah. But if Greg wins, back to his knees or what? What are we going to see from Greg? Oh, what? What is this? Oh, no, that's terrible. What's the time? Eight. That's so bad. So bad. That was awesome. What the hell was that? Greg. Greg. Do we agree on something, though? That was. He shouldn't had that water before. Greg. That was so bad. Wow. What a disappointment. Dana. No. Greg. Oh, Greg. Dana. He slept on this. He got 39 yesterday, so we're right there. Oh, my God. We were literally right there. You have 39 yesterday. We're fucking fine. This is today. Yeah. And I'm gonna win today. I don't think you are. Okay. I have nothing to say to that. Yeah. Oh, wow. He's throwing a fist. Gotta be pissed after that right now. It was so bad. You all right? Let's go. All right. 3,000, 828. You got your work cut out for you, bud. All right. Hard to get the whistle through the mask. All right, here we go. Right to it. This isn't great either. No. Oh, a lot of spilling here as well. This isn't great either. 805. Oh, dear. Beat him. 39.36. All right. One nothing. Oh, wow. Wow. Repeat of game one. All right, halftime. Let's get Dana, Gucci and J. J Swish in here. We're taking halftime. Halftime. Me and Jason. No, no halftime. We have to. I mean, come on. We gotta have a halftime. Come on. What do you think we're. You don't think we have a halftime plan? He's just so bad. You were ready, but you guys requested the solo. Yeah, yeah, that's fine. There's more beer. There's more beer in the cups. There's more beer. Probably 2 or 3 ounces stock, but okay. So the wind's blowing in today. Yeah, it's fine. That was a horny whistle. No, that was crazy. It was. It was horny. Wasn't aggressive. That might have been a. Like. I'm not. You might. He might have gotten over his skis a little bit. Right? It wasn't. I felt a little bit of slippage, but not. Not a ton. Yeah. It might have been our fault. It was our fault. We gassed him up a little. We said we have to have at least one of these games. Yeah. Be a full Ref show. So we, we manifested that you did, but the umpire didn't red card you and I. Umpires often in that situation will red card. Right? Yeah. Because I did put hands on them. Yeah, you did. Yeah. What? Let's talk about the, the. The intro today. Dude, we iced you guys out a little. Did you like the bagpipes? Yeah, yeah, it was good. They were. They were nice. They were good. If they could play that song one more time, get one more. You know what I mean? Like make it like a 14 minute song. Like, like Rufus De Soul does. You know, we just stretch it out. Inner bloom. 14 minutes. What'd you guys do before the game today? Lodge, pregame meal. Okay. Yeah. Peanuts, Drinks. What's up? Any drinks? Four to six. Like half our. The people that listen to our show showed up. We have like 62 listeners. There's like 30 kids there. Oh, you had a meetup before this? Like unintentional kids just showed up. Did you find anyone that you maybe were going to pick up on the. On the squad? No. No, I don't think so. No. Yeah, we're. We still believe in our group. We had a nice meeting last night. Went to Lascarola. Snuck over to the Clover before. Nice. And. Yeah, we just. We talked about our game plan. We like our game. We got game one right there. Yeah, he did. So Greg's pathetic. Yeah. He's not perfect. Yeah, right. Did you warm up? Yeah. What happened? I heard people talking. It got in my head. Okay. Why. Why are you just still standing there? Are you that mentally weak? Where People. People talking or. Yeah, this is a home game for him, by the way. Magic. Oh my God. We are unofficial. Are you unofficial? There will be 5, 000 people there. Yeah. Can I, Can I say something about our home crowd right now? Yeah. I was really hoping it'd be a lot louder today. I thought so too. I agree. This interesting crowd, we're gonna go to Scoffdale and they're gonna have a whole. A whole hockey room. Our crowds are just standing over there talking. You're not getting out of there alive, I'll tell you that. Yeah. You guys are gonna have a whole, whole stadium filled. Yeah. And my people are just sitting there watching ball. Yeah. They're worried about minus six and a half for Michigan. Look at this. Yeah, that's tough. Maybe that says something about me. I don't know. Right? Yeah, it's. Maybe I gotta look in the mirror. Maybe your crowd's too used to winning or something. I don't know what it Is everybody's too focused on the fact that. Look at this. State's up too, with 508 to play on Michigan right now. You need them. It might actually say something more about us. They just. Yeah. Don't care. They're like, who are these guys? Dip shits out of here. Oh, man. All right, we have a halftime show. Oh, Brandon, do an ad read. I'll take a quick piss and then we'll get. We'll get the game back on. I got a bike, rigs jersey, I got a team shop. We talk about State Farm. He's really sleetly, featureless. In basketball, the great players don't just go it alone. They have teammates, coaches, and a solid support system behind them. It's kind of like insurance because, let's face it, a lot of us probably aren't great at doing that alone either. And that's where State Farm comes in. State Farm is a teammate, always ready to assist. 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What are what guys doing? One guy. That's one. Who are you talking about? Never mind. Sorry. I was looking at the train. Looking at the. Are you already getting. Our windows are down. What train? What train? I was just looking at the. Halfway past it. Move past. Okay. All right. You've already. You've already. You're already saying that. What the. Sorry. God damn. Add in this room. Sorry, I just looked at this. Well, yeah, sorry. I won't see anything. I won't look. I won't look. You've already decided that if it goes to overtime, it's going to be you. There's no world. There's no world where you would possibly. I would. Why not? Correct. I would bring Lucas in at this point. What if you get injured in your. Your matchup, but you still. You get injured in a winning effort to force overtime? Would you like to bring Lucas in for overtime? If it goes to that. No. No. Okay. Well, you did just say it out loud. Yeah. I'm just that disappointed in Greg. Yeah. Wow. And I want him to feel it. Let's talk about that. He had all night to get better. I know. And he's my guy, too. And, you know. Yeah. Greg, did you have too much water before this? I have no words. No. Well, you don't need words because we have to do a show for two hours. I let the team down. We had sushi for breakfast. You had sushi for breakfast? It's sushi for breakfast. No, I heard you had sushi for breakfast. I had Cheez its. You had Cheez its for breakfast? Yeah. One bag. Was it too much eye black to start? What is the eye black? I'll take that. That. That was me. I'll weigh them down. You get the eye black for him. Yeah, that's on me. Why'd you do it like that? I don't know. I. I was gonna go all around, and then I realized you can't do that. Yeah. Oh, wow. You know, you go, why? You can't go Catwoman. Why not? Yeah, why not? No, I was. I was. I was filling it up too much, and I realized that's a bad idea. Why? I didn't realize as I was doing it just kept. Lynn. Yeah. Are we ready for a halftime show, tj? Yeah. All right. Let's do it. All right, here we go. What do we got here? Oh, that's got raised. Take your marks. Is that the noise? Oh, here we go. The badger. Let's go, puppy. Oh, it's back. Oh, it's suicides. Oh, the duck. That was it. I know. We lost. Helmet, reveal your face. Wow, what a break. That was our half time. Hey, way to go, guys. Oh, Tom's. Is this a Bucky? Clip him. Is this a 13th sport? It's my mascot. Mascot race. So who's the winner? I think Bucky got it. Close finish. Think Punky might have won. I think it was. Is he going to raise the arm? I think he is. Real close one. Okay. Oh, whoa. Second. That looked. Is that who I. That talky. That. That looked a lot. That looked like. Who is that? Who is that? Is that Ben Mintz? Is that Donnie? Just about oh. Oh, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, God. I'll take that mark. No wonder. Donnie. Oh. Oh. Oldie and Geno boys. Donnie. Donnie. That was wildly better than Stephen Che hitting. Hitting baseballs. Wildly better. Yeah. But he did concede. Good show. He did concede that it is easier, in fact, to hit a ball with your eyes than it is to not hit a ball with your eyes. What's. What's this? Oh. Oh. The halftime show's not over. No. This is Mincy trying to trick us. You know the Jumbotron. Sure. So. Yeah, Follow the ball. Yeah. Follow the ball of these. Okay. Okay. Start with it now. And. Do you think he knows? No, definitely not. All right, it's on you, mints. Donnie is missing a chunk of his elbow, by the way. Oh, Donnie. Were you a mascot? Yeah. It was no joke. What? What? Oh. Here we go, boys. Here we go. Here we go. What? Oh, my God. All right. How you're doing it. That's not. This is not how that goes. Right? Not how it goes. Okay. All right. There we go. All right. Still got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Huh? It's pretty easy. Yep. As easy as it gets. Really. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh. Yep. Oh, man. Okay. That's baseball. What is he think he's. What you doing? I think he thought there was another ball there. Oh, man. He might have lost me on. Oh, I might have lost it. I think I lost it. I got him. Might have got me. He's going to show us again. I got him. I got him. You can see which one. The one rolling. Yeah, perhaps. Okay. How long are you gonna. All right. I know which one it is. Yeah, that's. Nope, I got it. No, that's in the middle. The middle? Yeah, in the middle. She got you number two. Okay, reveal. I started watching halfway through. Oh. All right. Thanks, Mitzi. Triple six figures for that. The hair's coming in. Nice mince. All right. See you later. Game two. All right. Let's do it, boys. Hell of a halftime show. Yeah. We apologize for. That Was great. Now, in Scottsdale, do you guys have a revolution guarded guy that you could. We could find one. Okay. Yeah. Shouldn't have it too hard of a time. Yeah. Pretty much any Scottsdale based listener, we find them easily. With respect. Yeah. You going back out there? You guys hang out with me. I might hang out here for a minute. Okay. That works. Sometimes he needs a space. I know. You're asking me if it's good that you have a bloody cut on your elbow. It doesn't seem good. You Might need stitches. That is bad. Yeah. I don't need. Titus. Give him an opinion. Yeah, Give them a minute. Let me take a look at that. Yeah. Was that when you. Unless someone. He dove across the line. Yeah, that was the second place. No, no, no, no. Early buddy. I think he needs. He doesn't have real. I'm gonna get up midway through it too. You can do whatever you want. Okay, cool. You live your life hell. Yeah, it's. Yeah. You're fine. You won. Yeah. It's the price of doing business. You think it better to watch your. Watch your guy from in here? Yeah. After the skirmish between him and the ump, I just want him to reconnect with the. The ump on his own. Sure. I know how he gets. Yeah, yeah. You got. How does it get competitive? There's no off switch, and it could get violent no matter where you are. I hope it does. Yeah. As we saw earlier. So, Dana, you're going first, right? Dana's out of the shoe. Hold on. Oh, Dana's going first. That's. That's my beer, though. No, it was nervous outside. Where did your cup go? This cup's there. Rob, when you wrote kill them all on your hand. Is that all of us, too? Free beer. Yeah. Everyone in the building. Okay. All right. They doing. Don't show you. Don't go build a. You can take your time. We got a minute or two. We got a minute or two. Why? Yeah, yeah. We got as much time as you want. Call. Oh, he wants to finish. He's got to finish it before he race. We did seven bagpipe songs. Oh, is this because yesterday we don't. We don't take. What is he doing? You get it? What is he doing? This doesn't make sense. Dana. I'm lubing up, I think cuz he did this yesterday. Why is he allowed to lube up? He's trying to repeat. You could loot you lubed up. You had those Jack and Cokes. Not in the building. I didn't. That was Good point. That's a good point. Fair point. Oh, by the way, let's. While he lubes up, drop your venmos in the chat. Dom will pick someone. 500 bucks. Thank you, everyone, for buying Stella Blue Coffee. We're pretty close to. I'll send two people 500 bucks. We keep going. TV's about to be. Check our TV. Dom's gonna pick someone in the chat. Drop your venmos. What a day. These are the days. Yeah. We got a college basketball slate. We got the yug off game two. When you guys. When you guys go down to Miami? Supposed to be tomorrow, but one somebody that I don't want to name names that rhymes with schmicky schmoke is begging us to stay. Oh, I think you got to. It's. I mean, it is St. Patrick's Day here. It could be worth it to spend the day with him. No, no, but St. Patrick's Day would be cool. Cool. So just. He said we can get free wristbands somewhere, so just take the wrist brands and go by yourself. Also ironic. He's trying to take the wristbands, get on your flight to Miami. Trying to keep you from. Thanks for the band. I can't while he's drinking, though. Like you did to me, Right? No, you can't do it. I called right before. You can do it before. Yeah, yeah. Not after. Yeah. We good, Big cat. Yeah. Slop your rough. All right. We said. Come on, beard. Come on. Here we go. Dana. All right. Danny is stretched. Yep. All right. Well, he's really being a comment. Oh, whoa. Yeah, that's right. He's solid. It fair. Now we got us going to sit here all day. Great call, R. Great call. Great call, Tom. It's the right call. He's penalized him. He's got to drink that one, too. We're going to fill it up. I love that. That's a great penalty. Great call. I didn't know that rule. He's got to drink half and then fill it back up. Love that penalty. Oh, he's saying it's not enough. He was in the paint for 3 seconds. 30 seconds haven't went by. We have created a monster. Greg doesn't know how to argue. What sport are you playing? Huh? What sport are we playing? Baseball. Yeah. And porn. There's no. There's no paint in baseball nor porn. You gotta play your own game. I was in my head. There's no paint. I feel like he's. No, no, no. I fell. I went over the rules last night. I know a little bit more than I did yesterday. Okay, so we got this. Now what? Rules? Yeah. No, he read the rule book. He read the rule book. I love that. I respect that. Chugged a beer before and made him drink half a beer. That's what he did. You didn't drink before. Yeah, I did. I tried getting burp out. Yeah. Yeah, you did. No. Just happen to get a break. My point. That was. Oh, he couldn't burn. That was not a Bruce. Hey, beers. They're on. They're on. Your Side. There's no will. Will bloom. Jack Murphy. You won $500. Just sent. Shout out. Jack Murphy. Five seconds. I might know him. Congrats on your stadium. Can I send somebody something? Yeah. All right, let's do another one. Keep buying. We'll do another one. What are you sending them a package? All right, here we go. All right, here we go, boys. Slow, slow, slow. That's slow. No, five. Too much. Oh, the dripping at the end. No. Wow. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Wow. Wow. It's gonna get hammered. He's gotta go again. We're doing it again. No, this is. It's gonna be hammered. Oh, yellow card. Yellow. Greg. Greg has no impulse control. Even you each have. Not even you gave us a delay of game. Yeah, we're going to slow down. How are we eating? Yellow. Yellow. Slop is slop. It's not go any further. Don't. Don't do red. What do you mean? Dana's had like four beers in the last night. Well, hey, get him back with Danny. Spill. What do you mean? Get back in there, Dana. Get back in. Hey, Tom, get him back in there. Get back in there. Oh, you got your tits. Take my debt. Oh, they're paying off the rest. Take my debit card. Craig said take my debit card. Oh, yellow. Now we're all even. All right, here we go. All right, get him in there. Get in there. There's a count first. No, he wanted the warm up beer. I didn't. He had the warm up beer. It's a ref show, Big Cat. This what you wanted? This is what you wanted. All right. Hey, listen, ref. Let's. Let's let this one count. Let's go. Let's let these count. I hope so. That's what you wanted, Big Cat. Yeah, no, it is. Exactly. Yeah, I don't know why you keep saying that like it's bad. No, I know. I love Tom. This is great. Tom's got control of this thing. Up here. Come. This is also Dana's. Yeah, this is his fourth beer. Come on, Dana, you got this. Yes, I'm good for right now. Thank you. I already had some today. But no hot dogs today, huh? Zach, Burger Baron's closed. They're doing Chicago Fire episode in it. Oh, I know. I went for a BLT this morning. It was shut. I was devastated. That's good. Always recording that in this. In this neighborhood. Doing Chicago Fire himself right across the street. Yeah. Over at Burger Barum. Give me five. Give me five seconds. Every once in a while, you'll drive down the street here. And there'll be a building that looks like it burned down cuz they're filming. That is a fun. Who's playing music? Who got. Who got a call? Rob Gucci got a call. Everything. Got a 30 I can't control. That was a 30. That's his 30. No. All right, here we go. You only get one full anyhow. I guess a lot for emergency bagel. I just use a timeout. That's my door dash driver. I didn't know he's talking about it. It's a hard time speaking. Danny, you going to say. You going to say a prayer first? I'm good. I'm ready to go. Cowboy prayer. Here we go. Slow, slow, slow down. That was pretty good. That's good. 5975. Wait out. 5975 is score. All right. And what did he get last time? 63 is the high. Yeah, it's gonna be hammered. Oh, you're gonna go straight to overtime. Yeah, we also have the 50, 50 raffle. What? Yeah, we did a 50, 50 raffle. We. Everyone paid 10 bucks. 5, 9, 7, 5. That was better than your last one. Was it your fours? Yeah. You guys were forced. No, he was this left. I'm getting full. Tom just made me have seven beers. Boy, Dana is filling out that uniform. You're not going first next time. All right, Name a glove on the table. Might be. Might be Greg for overtime. This goes to overtime. Might be Greg. You getting tummy? Come on now. All right, here we go. Oh, here it is. All right, guys. Ready? Go. Oh. Oh. Time's just not there. 617. Oh, yeah. 5, 3, 5, 4. Overtime. Over time. Overtime. We're back in overtime. All right, come on back in, boys. Even match team. Yeah. All right. We just can't. We can't break the tie here. I mean, we're two teams battling against. Enough. Yeah. Wait, does this come down to Greg? No, we don't know if it comes down to Greg. It might. We could. We could. Anna's hurting. You could throw Greg out there. There. You could throw Greg out there. Yeah. Sink or swim. I would do Greg versus Gucci, not Greg versus J. Swish. I would do that. You guys agree for overtime? I don't want to do that. But there's content if you want to do that. Yeah. Dana, for your long term. I mean, Greg has a. If Greg can win this, he. He's redeemed. You got to save your arm. You can't be pitching everything. And you gotta keep it locked. I. I just don't. I don't want an asterisk win. Just, you know, like, dirty game. Right. There's that. Baseball is at stake. Yeah. It's not about winning. It's about not losing. Huh? You're 0 and 2. You lost overtime. You lost yesterday, and you lost today. You're in double digits for chugging, Bro. My game. Hey, so is he. No, he's not. He's beat you both times. We're the same. Greg. Sounds like Greg wants the ball. He's clipping you by at least a second. No, he's not talking. The mic. Get Greg the ball. Greg, do you want the ball? Craig, do you want the ball? I just don't want a. A charity case win. No, I know, but, Greg, do you want the ball? I want the ball. Dana. Dana's liable for injury right now. He's. He just inspires no confidence because I'm pretty bad, and I keep winning. All right, then let's go. Oh, even that? Yeah. I mean, it's not even a question. I'll go again. I mean, let's go. Yeah. This is easy for me. What if. What if we went cumulative score? Oh, that's not bad. So if Gucci beats Greg and then me and Dana go again. Yeah. She wouldn't score. I like that. I think that's fair. Yeah. All right. That's three years at North Dakota. That's huge. That's why. That's why you're the. That's baseball guy. No, no, no, I'm kidding. It was a joke. Guys. Everyone relaxed. Oh. All right, well, let's do the 50. 50 raffle while we're. While we're here. You got one. You guys get. Yeah, we. Everyone put in 10 bucks in the. Into the box. You guys. Thank you. Thank you, by the way. You guys, thank you for the spectacle, by the way. Thank you for everything. Is it too late? No, it's too late. Okay. All right. Do you want them to do final wheel? I mean, we should probably maybe do a couple test spins. We're not going to do eliminator. Couple test spins. Yeah, couple test spins. So everybody on there is $10. Everyone on there has paid $10. So it's probably the pots, like, I don't know, 500 bucks. Yeah, you can see you guys right there. Zah. Between me and Zah. Stephen, why don't you decide when the final spin is? You want to do a couple test spins? Yeah, a little test spin. All right, do it. Do a test spin. Testy. This is Not. Not final. Oh. Oh. All right. Would have won. Testing. Oh. Oh, no. Doug. Oh, Doug. Tell us whenever you want to go final. Doug's. All right. Doug's cursing me up. All right, this will be final. This be final. Final. Final. Zach. Zach. Zack. Oh, another PMT guy. Always something. Wow. Work. I even told Chad. I was like, make sure you do two tests and one final. We'll get Zach some cash. All right. Zach won. Congrats to Zach. Zach. Zach. All right, so I think this is a good rule we're going to do. We're going to need our calculators, though. Did we just call it 50? 50? Because he's getting all the money, right? Yeah. Let's keep it in the other half. No, no, he keeps it all. Okay. It's 100. Yeah. 100, doll. 100. Yeah. Look at that. Look, He's thrilled. Zach. Good job, Zach. You win the 50. 50. That's yours, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yes. Yeah. We were on Zillow looking for apartments last night. So should Zach y. Do it for free? I don't. No, I don't think he can. Yoga. All right, so what are we agreeing to, though, in terms of. Is it cumulative time or cumulative score? Score. All right, so let's get the calculators out. Yep. All right. Let's go, boys. So, hey, ref. Tom. We're doing cumulative score. Both guys are gonna chug. No, no, no. They're both gonna go. I don't. I don't. No, no, I think we go. Just what I think. Should we go? One team goes get their score, and then the other team goes. We get their score. All right. I think Greg goes last. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so you guys go up first. You're okay with that? That's fine. All right. I think it all has to come down to Greg. All right. You got it, Greg. All right, here we go. Let's. Let's get out there. Competitors, this is for game two. That's what the. That's what the TV network execs want. Is it all. He did it. He did. Played well, though. Greg, your throat's just a trap door. You just open that trap door. I know, I know. But Nick never hit the face with the mic. You got it in two days. What? Yes. Three. No, he got me. Dana got me twice. You want to do it? Take 30. What do you need 30 for? Wes Miller. Fired. No, you can't piss. No pissing. Good. You're in the battle. Yeah, you're in the battle. No, he cannot piss. Yeah. Should we let him Pee his pants right now. No, no, just no pee. You gotta play. He came and stood behind Dana for no reason. He could have pissed. Yeah, he's sporting them support them now. All right, so did Michigan or Ohio State win? Michigan one by four. Ah, it was close to damn. All right, so yesterday he was six, but it's, it's. It's. Tate, you got your calculator ready? It's cumulative score. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying our scores were higher. It's Home by three is gonna go well. No, this is get both their scores, then they gotta go. Is it? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I gotta pee. The coolest thing Greg could do is a monster chug as he urinates. Yes. Yeah, that would win my response. Or if he. If he visibly peed while they're drinking the chuck. Yes. That would also not have the. What did you do, Brandon? Planet Fitness. All right, Planet Fitness. Everybody can get strong at Planet Fitness. High value membership that supports any fitness journey as low as 15amonth. Over 2,800 club locations. Most clubs open 24 hours. We have the Planet Fitness gym in the corner of our office. We got the free weights. We got the cable towers. I've been on the treadmill. I saw Deutsch on the treadmill this morning. Trying to get better. 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I'm not a good talker. That's what broke him. That is what broke him. All right, we set Yep. I'm ready. Right. Oh, this is better. This is better for. It seemed a little slow. 671. This is better for. Oh, that was fast. Way better for a score of 4739,000. Better than his first one. Yeah, that's a huge improve. Way to step up, gucci. All right. 4739 is the first score. Dude. 53. You still have it right now. You still have the opportunity. Oh, he's Dana's. Dana's trying to get Greg out of the. He's. Let's go, Greg. It's all. It's all going to come down to Greg. Look at this, Greg. Part of me is thinking Greg wanted to piece so he could pull trig. Come out fresh. Maybe. Yeah. Get loose. That's a. That man is scared. No, he's focused. The moment it is too big for him. I think Greg's got this. Is he like asleep? Maybe he's sleeping with his kind of always is in his brain. Yeah. Is he off? He's in like standby mode, you know, do not disturb neurologically pending. The wheel is just spinning on the same page. What did you say, Greg? There's no. There's no improvement. That's a guy that doesn't improve. He is what he is. He's a finished product. Entertain. What is this? Entertaining. Oh, yeah. I was not being secure in ot. Yeah, true. All right, Jordan, you got it. All good. You set? I'm set. Ready? Nice. Pretty good. Strong. That looks strong. Oh, it's dragging a little. Nope. Pretty good. Six, six two for a score of 4861. Okay. Their total is 9600 on the dot. 9600 on the dot. This is going to be great. Going to have a score to do for Greg. Yeah, Greg. Greg's going to have a 20 yard field goal to make Greg. Come on, Greg. And that's what we surely can't this up exactly what we want. Try and get you six. I need six. If I can get you six, you can get me home. I can get you home. What are we at? You're at 9,600 flat. It's like in Family Feud when the first guy gets like 175 Gucci. Great. Great. Chug. The most improved player lights are never too bright, baby. Reset. He's scared too. That's the best part. We don't know what he is. Yeah. No. If I can get Greg. If I can get you 58. Oh, 58 ain't gonna do it. Yeah. And Greg is Drunk and he's got a pee. He's had about five or six already this morning. That's what I heard. All right, one sec. Give me one sec. Visualize an attack. Visualize drinking the beer. Visualize an attack. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. Wow. Oh, my gosh. 4, 5, 6, 6, 5, 5, 7, 2. Wow. Greg. Don't they just move the ball to the middle of the field? What does he need? Greg needs 3020. What's he doing? What is he doing? All right. That's so attainable, buddy. Wow, Dana. What a. What a move by Greg. Needs a 3028 score for a tie to tie 3029 to win. 3000. What did he get last time, like 30, 38. 38. Do you guys still have your time out? Yeah, don't worry about me. That next play mentality, not about. What do we need? 3028. He's going to get it. Ar's got to get it. He's got it, right? Sure. He's got it. He's got to get it. Reset. We need was too much. Greg needs a win. The lights are too bright. Sometimes I have kids that come up and sometimes they're afraid to swing. I just want you to know it's okay for you to go out there and give it your best man. Tom. Also make sure. Love that. I love that. That's not your job to set. Sometimes you have to do that with Tom. Make sure he doesn't spill. No spills from Greg. I don't want any spilling from Greg. No spills from Greg. Greg. Make it clean. Greg. Is that how he does arm circles? Natural. You got the Chinese workout yesterday? No spills, Greg. No spills, Greg. I don't like the arm. The knee allowed to be grounded. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can't ground the knee. Jaden just got his best time with a knee. His knee could be grounded like that. No. At the start. Think. Yeah. There's no illegal start. Really? Well, it doesn't have to go as far up. I mean. No, that's ball down. If he. Nope. What? He timed out himself. Wow. So why was he on his knee? That's a delay game. That's a delay game, Tom. That's a delay game. Delay a game. Half a beer. Half a beer. Beer, Greg. Yes. Delay again. That's a ball. That is. No. Finish it. No, he said half. He said half of half. No, he did. It's a batter's. That was a batter's ball. Finish that beer, Greg. Hey, you get and you got one and you get one. You get one. You don't tell me what to do. I stepped out. You're on the rules committee now. No, I just stepped out. Can't step out. I can't step out. This is calming Greg down perfectly. Did not have a timeout. Oh, no. Oh, no. All right. Oh, no, no. There is a pitch. Yeah. You can't step in and step out like that. You don't have a timeout. Did you appeal it at the time? No. Can we check? Tom, this is another delay. Yeah, yeah, delay him again. Tom, they don't have a timeout. Yeah, yeah, put a head. Fill it up. Evaporation in that time. Get a meniscus check on this. Listen, if you had a timeout, Greg, you could have used it. But you don't have a timeout. You're Chris Weber. Save your timeouts when you need them, man. Wasn't full either. Do they call timeout? No, they. They. They still have a timeout left. Is that okay? Yes. Come fix it. Can we get our manager in here? Yeah, I can't. You have a manager? Sure. Get in here. You can't call your psychiatrist. We got a mouth visit. You only get one. Wait. Why are they. Why are they caressing each other? Beautiful. I'm going to send that as my Christmas card. What are they doing? My two favorite people. Just hug. Touching. Dude, the pressure is just killing. Why are they touching so much? Dana, the pressure's killing Greg right now. Greg. I think that little half a cup him, he's gonna. He has to pee so bad. Go two. Set, Greg. Gotta go two. Greg, listen. Wait, wait, wait. Question. I'm serious. Once I pick this up, I. I go. They cannot call. Yeah, the whistle doesn't call anything. Oh, my God. The rules have always been the same until you touch it. We can call time out. Well, until after. What is this, church? You're on two knees. What do you got a bad thing to say about church? Oh, I don't know. Say. But you're. Let's not get political in here. What do you leave? You left, right, left. All right, let's play a game. Don't ask him his political affiliation right now. All right, you're good. All right, here we go. Are we set? Great time out. Great time out. Great timeout. Hey, that's baseball. That's a great timeout. Oh, man. Oh, no. They're caressing again. That's. Oh, that's an extra mound visit. Take him out. They always touch each other like that. All could use a hug. Get too hugged. No, I don't want to hug you. I'll give you a hug. I'll give you a hug. Tom give you. Then don't say you want a hug. I'll hug anyone. What? You want a hug? Yeah, get a hug. That's nice. It's a good hug. I'm good. Well, how much money he made today. Was a $1 bill. Dana. You don't have money. Dana. Whoa. That was personal. That's his. Oh, thank you, Dana. We didn't know what he was doing. Caught red. Handy. God. Debit card has a very high limit. That's 20%. That's all I can say. Greg, no spills. You cannot spill. I gave him my debit card. You can't spill. I think Greg is drunk. I know. Greg's wasting. I don't know how you can tell, though. I know you run swimming. This village is huge. All right, there we go. Never splash. And swimming. Okay, here we go. About 10 minutes since he first stepped in. Well, that's not fast. Oh, my God. That's so slow. Get your hand. It's wet. I. I think that's a good break for them. But so slow. Horrible. Drink. That's like icing the kicker. And he missed. That's what that was. That was a bad start. Where you going? He's coming in here. You. Yeah, that did help you guys. You needed that. That was not going well. Mike's not. Yeah, well said, Greg. Well said. But that's a good thing. You were doing horrible. Yeah, to redo it, right? Yeah. Get his ass up there. He's giving me two and a half beers. And that was good. Dude, you were so bad. That was going to be awful. You. You want me to show you the rule? Great. Well, I don't. Craig, you play ball. Let's go. Play ball. Get in there. Drink. Come on. We got to play ball. He saved you, Greg. Titus said it perfectly. It's icing the kicker, and he misses a kick. My dog. There it is. But can he do better? No. That was gonna be. That was. That was 30 seconds. That was gonna end tomorrow. Avant garde dance step. Oh, man. What's going on in that brain right now? Get enough. Should be doable. All right. This might be another one of those. Never count him in. Guys. Tate, when you get the. When you get the score. You guys, don't look at the score. Let Tate get the score. Let him calculate, and then he'll say it. Okay. Announce the winner. Yeah, announce the winner. I need. I need this out of you, buddy. I. I can be on the table, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. Don't shake. Don't shake it off. Don't shake it off. It off. Don't shake it off. You shake it off. That's on you. No, no, I'm not. Greg, you're being a thug. Way to get the power back, Greg. Here we go. 15 Trust Kansas City on the. No knees. No knees. He said trust. Okay. Come on. Oh, that's so slow. That's so. No. Oh, good. We gotta four, two, two, nine. Wow. Whoa. Greg did it. He did it. Wow. Is that official? I don't know. That last spillage was. See the. The. That last. Can we get var on that? These guys. I don't know about that. You want to go var? Var. Yeah. Tate, you call it too. You're talk to Tom. I think the last. Aiden, Tom, confer. Tate and Tom. I spilled walking it over. Yeah, yeah. No, no, but confirm. Oh, we're going to var. We're going to coaches challenge. Coaches challenge. Coaches challenge. We're on baseball side. You need to be on ours. Coach's challenge falls apart. Greg, come here. On the control room. He's going to the control room. Can we get a handheld stop time on that, Greg? Something didn't feel right about that. I agree. It felt slow. I agree with you. That's baseball, guys. There we go. How did you. Why is your face at tell from here? Why is your paint all messed up? Yeah. Why did it wipe off? I can't see. I think. You know what? You guys got a paper towel? We're gonna go check the floor. We'll check in again. Paper towel? Why? Yeah, we're gonna check and see how much. Oh, wait. What? We have a problem. Come here, Tate. Yeah, I mean, it's possible. I can't tell from here. This is true. You can go look at it right now. Andy said that they were messing with it before the. The read right now says 16.88 ounces of beer were consumed. It's only a 16 ounce glass. So he's saying that's a. That's a miscalculation. Yeah. Okay. Well, that did feel off. That's a do over. He said that. That. That too much beer was calculated. It should be a duo if we had too much. It's a full do over. Do over, Greg. No. Can we see a replay? It felt slow. It felt slow. And there was a lot of spillage all over his face. That's why his eye blinds. And I. I'm cheering for Greg. Let's see. That did not seem that fast. He walks away as it spills in the end, I guess. Oh, there's a lot of spillage. You saw it all spill down his face. There's a lot of spillage. There's a lot of spillage. Yep. Greg, get back in the box. Back in the box. Back in the box. Back in the box. Back in the box. Back in the. I'm not back in the box. We agree on that. The guy that had. All right, go pee. Go pee. Go pee. Go pee. All right, let him pee. We'll allow him. We'll allow him to clear cap space. That's fine. And then after that, we can't have spillage. We have to have the right. Correct. The guy that has no dog in the fight, the yoga meter guy, said it's a malfunction. Yeah. Yeah. I think no matter what, though. I think we have to agree no matter what, on this last drink. Whatever happens, we cut, we count it. So if there's another. It just is. It is what it is. Unless. Unless Greg wins in heroic fashion. Then we figure out a way out of it. We just do Greg versus Gucci final. No, we got to. We got to just get a great score. Yeah. Okay. Was my score faster than his score right there? No. What was his score? There was 43. Yours was 48. There's no way that was faster than mine. 47. His was 43. I will say there was something wrong with that. Dana put up a 6500. That was so nails heroic. You're that guy. You really are. Listen, man, when. When. When push comes to shove. How many beers? Dude, Tom's making me roam back. There's Greg the longest. Why do we have a camera? I look at Greg. Yeah. Make sure there's no peds. He's not taking Mucinex. That, like, went right to his face after he said, stop peeing. Like, what you see. Oh, okay. Put the man in the mirror. Yeah. Oh, he did double. Double points. Yeah. There's no way that was a four. No, no, no chance. I would say, like two nine to three. Four. But I think we all agree, no matter what the score is on this one. It's official. We can't. We can't. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, we gotta. Just let me go. Yeah. Aren't there challenges in baseball now? Yeah, they used the theirs, so I guess you could use yours. No, no, that's okay. No, no, you could use yours. I don't need a challenge. There's an ounce of beer on that scale before we started. Oh, that makes sense. I was talking to the scale guy. He said that's what weighed it down. Ah, he thinks it was. It was about 0.1. What was the time on it? Eating a hook. Oh, yeah. So that was slower than your. Wait, oh, two seconds slower. Gave him too much alcohol. Drink or too much. Yeah. Okay, so we haven't have it cleaned off. Yeah, we have it fully cleaned off. We had a Zambodi come in. Okay. All right. And it's good. Even if we lose. Two zeros. The worst lead in baseball. It really is, actually. I. I just don't think the ball will lie here. Right. Yeah, I don't think so. Oh. Oh, Yeah. Yeah. That actually makes perfect sense. What. What happens. You're on my team, Dana. Get the. Get the whole office to support. Here's what you don't understand. No, I'm not. All right. I like them better than I like you. That's. My guy walks. Because I just do. Wait. But we're all in agreement that that was. That this is fair. Right? Because there was too much beer on the scale to start. Yes. And that's why the score was all a hundred. Okay. All right. Yeah. Because the eight second chug is. Shouldn't be that high. Walks has known us longer. All right, here we go. How long was my chug. Hey, no, Tom. No false starts. Nothing. We're just going. I'm a success. Seconds. Yeah, do it as quick. I'm gonna get back out there. Yes. Don't get him. Get back out there. We gotta get out here a little bit. Yeah, let's go. We get out here, oldie. We got all of his emotional support dogs coming out. Yeah, I'm gonna get in his ear. If he doesn't inspire you, I don't know what will. Come on, Big tea for my jinging his way out here. There we go. So same number to beat. Is that Tom's son? Same exact number to be. Yes, we are good. Come on, Greg. He at the table. He hit the table. He hit the table. He hit table. Come on. All right, Greg, you got a drink. Greg. Greg. Hang the table. Drink the beer. Go the video. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Dana, Dana. Nobody hit the table. This is so ridiculous. Drag the beer. Let's go, Greg. Here you go, Greg. Oh, yeah. Justice for Greg. All right. Justice for Greg. Greg did it. He did it. We put him to the limit. Look at him. Look at this guy. I didn't want to see Greg win at all. No, I don't think anyone did. But we can't. We can't I mean, the alternative is we'd have to make him drink like 15 beers. And he did. Brandon, he did pour the last bit on his face again. Again. Yeah. Oh, he's gonna. All right, guys, get in here. And these seems are gonna have to think about it till next year. Wow, guys. Tom, great job. Tom, we wanted a ref show. We got one. All right. All right. I'm take a piss. All right. Come back in after Dana. Huge win. Lot of adversity, lot of ref. You pull through, you're up two nothing. Job. Greg didn't really get much of a pop after that. Yeah, we were all rooting against Greg. Yeah, I kind of was, too. Like, we. We're. We're not rooting against you, dude. Against Greg. I'm not rooting against Greg. I'm just rooting for seven. Yeah. Well, no, but you have to play it real now. They. No, it was real. Now you go to Scott. The only problem is I'm gonna beat them in a chug no matter what. Well, they could get better. I don't think so. So that, like, there has to be some. I think we need to change something in the next. In the away stand because I'm gonna beat Jordan no matter what I think. Wow. No, that's not. That's not even chirping. It's just. I'm just faster than him by like a second. So there might have to be something added in here. Well, they can get a new player, right? If they can get a new player, then it's a whole different ball game. Greg, how are you feeling? The man no one wanted to see win. He just made me drink five beers in 10 minutes. I'm. To be fair, you poured it all over your face. I know. And you also did you, like now. Now that it's over. Okay, one. Can you admit that you did? No. Okay. Yeah. Did kind of cheat it. No. Yeah, I agree. The first one that I. Or the first OT100. It needed to be redone. Yeah. The second one, I was done. Some came out, but it was going to be done regardless. 42. It was 42. So. So question. Ohio State. One. No, no. What was it? So we're doing a show right now. It's a loss. Loss is not a win. We lost by four. Fun, fun, fun. Two days, though. That was so much fun. Ridiculous. I think the highlights for me were the flyover and the band. The bag, the bagpipes. Yes. Also kind of under underrated. The. The college acapella group was phenomenal. And I don't think they knew what they were signing up. I. I felt so bad. They looked at us when we had our jerseys on, and they said, what is going on? And I. I tried explaining to them, but they don't really drink, so they didn't really understand it. They were good. Yeah. All right, here, boys. Great. Get up. Yeah. All right, Jay. Swish. Hey, good job, Greg. Good job, Greg. Greg. Proud of you. You're the man. Yeah, I am proud of you. I was rooting against you. Yeah. No, it's not. It's just that we like them more than we like you. I liked it a lot. I was really. I got the whole office out here to cheer you on. Thank you for that. At the end of the day, Greg, we're journalists. We want to have a good story to write about. Yeah. Okay. All those TV ratings of game six, Game seven, It's in our interest. Yeah. The lead on this story now is. Is this series over? Yeah. No. Game three is the most vital game of the series. I just want to know, do we have to use prototype? No, no, no, no. You've got. You're court. Okay. They use this. I just don't believe in it. I think it's early phases, by the way. You can use whatever. I'll be honest. Yeah, you could use. I think we're going. I think we're going old school. Just tip them back for seconds. Yeah, yeah. And we're gonna have our own stopwatch guy. This is like, you know, have our own handheld stopwatch fair. The dimensions in every field are different. Okay. You guys get to do, you know, short porch at Yankee Stadium. Yeah. The ball. Whatever you want. Yeah. Balls in your court. Now, that's baseball. That's baseball. I was just saying, though, so protect our yard. What do we think about, like, roster changes? I mean, you're up. Oh, you're up to nothing. What do you. What I'm saying for you guys? I'm not. I'm really. I'm really not trying to chirp. I don't see a world where you beat me in a chug. So what's the point of just going back and forth if I just win every. Every game? Because you're never. You're not gonna beat me at home. Okay. All right. You're not gonna beat me two out of three at home to clincher series. Okay. And now with the cumulative overtime, I think. Yeah. Cumulative overtime is a game changer. Yeah. No, I respect your game, but I know for a fact you're not gonna clean me two out of Three at home. Okay. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. I want this to go to seven. Yeah. I'm not far off. You and I. I have a few things up my sleeve that will be all right. Oh, no. Like I just said about 15 minutes ago, I'm disappointed in the lack of home court advantage here. I would have liked to allow the crowd. If I have to be honest. I think it's the Greg factor. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Yeah. It's like. Never mind. Oh, Tom's throwing one back this series. I know it feels like sweet, but it's. This series is far from over. Yeah, it feels. It feels tough. Yeah, it feels tough. But I've. You know, I've. I've been in these before. And the thing about Scottsdale is you got. It's a major home field advantage. Yeah. We're gonna have 5, 000 people. Exactly. Yeah. And if I had to come to Scottsdale for a week to cheer you guys on, I would. I would do it. Yeah. Yeah. I would also go. Which I might be able to do. Yeah. Yeah. I probably would be. Only about it. I would say only in the months of like November to. To April. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. I don't want to go. I would do it. Yeah. No, but I. I think may makes most sense. Okay. Make it work. They could work my schedule, I think, depending on what you guys. Yeah. You know, your schedule. But I think like a mid May when school is still in session. It has advantages for us. Sure. For. For the kids there. Yeah. Yeah, that might work. So 5, 000 people three days in a row. Are you guys gonna go three days in a row or you. You can do whatever you want. You can. Danny can fly down there for one game. Have to fly right back. I like three in a row. Okay. Yeah, maybe. Maybe hit him with some. We could also do a double header. Yeah. Double headers. Never been done in the. That I know. In the. I truly believe that place would get sold out. Yeah. I'm not kidding. If we market it enough, I think we think we could get 5, 000 people would buy tickets to come watch El chuck beer for 36 seconds. But that is the dream. That's what we've wanted from the beginning is for. For a bunch. Absolutely. The tickets will be free, but. Yeah, they'll still have to. They'll show up. Yeah. Yeah. Those seats will be filled. Imagine being in the nosebleeds. Can't see. No replay. Is that a drip? Hey, bluey Drip. Ripped. Well, it's great having you guys, you guys should get the. Yeah. Thank you for having me. Appreciate it. No, serious. Big cat. Thanks for pulling out all the stops. Yeah, seriously, dude, that was a lot of. It was a lot of fun. The bagpipes, the uniforms, like unbelievable. Guys. Yeah. Are you guys gonna stick around with Nikki? Smokes? Have you made the decision? I don't know. Yeah. When is Nicholas coming back from his bumble event? I don't know. He's like today at like 2. Okay. Something. He's like, you guys are his heroes. That's crazy. Yeah. Nobody truly. I'm almost positive a lot of my co workers like you guys more than they like me. No, not you. Other barstool. They're on par with you. They're ahead of. No, no. Yeah, they blow out. Greg. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know. Okay. I love you. Thanks. I'm not. I wasn't trying to chirp myself. We didn't think you were. I'm just saying that's how cool they are. Yeah. It's a Greg factor. Yeah. Yeah. Big cat. In a. In a perfect world, when do you hypothetically see 3, 4 and 5? I said I. If I could do. Script it perfectly. Yeah, it's go seven. Yep. Game seven takes place October 1st, 2027. Okay. But for three, four and five. Like. Yeah. Yeah. A year and a half from now. Okay. Okay. But what about. What about our home turf does that. You guys can decide. Yeah. All on you. But we, we were saying before we. We started the show, the. What we really want is for everyone in this room to forget we even did this. And then someone randomly be like, hey, you guys ever gonna play 3, 4 and 5? Like, oh, yeah, we will. Yeah. So we gotta let a little time go. And then we'll be like, oh, we forgot we have to keep doing that series. Yeah, it's a never ending series. Yeah, May might be too quick. Yeah, I think so. Really? But if, but if we get. Get. We just have to get one to force back here. But we need all. You know what I mean? So if. If it's gonna do one, let's do one. Yeah. One in May. One game in May. Let's do game three in May. Yeah, you do game three. Let's do game three in May. Yeah. Okay, I like that. Okay. Yeah. Game three in May and then four and five. Yeah. Whenever. Cbd. Yes. I. Now you're thinking beers. All right, now you're thinking game three in May. Okay. I like Scottsdale games in May. So maybe game four the next May. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Keep this every. I want to be like 50 by the time we. Yeah, no, we said. We said that the. A perfect, perfect world is in game seven. Dana Beer's partner is his 21 year old son who's not been born yet. You go up against the Beers brothers, the beer's broke. By game seven, I want to have at least one divorce on. Under the belt. Yeah. Yeah. Because I know it's going to happen. I also am, like, starting to realize now that we've done these first two games, now we got to go to Scottsdale. Like, I'm gonna look at the end of the year like, you know, do we make money or lose money? Just be like, why did we spend so much money on this? And that's okay. Right? That's. That's a problem. For another day. YG Station is bleeding your pocket. Yeah. Live to fight another day. Yeah, listen, I mean, trust it. You can't take it with you. No. You can't buy a shirt. No. And yeah. Buy a shirt. When I'm on my deathbed, I'm like, you know what? I did do that. Yeah. My kids don't have any money anymore, but we did do a seven game. Yes. This thing is. This thing's bleeding you dry. I love it. I love it. Perfect. By game seven, though, in 2029, like, we could be selling out Madison Square. Yes. Hypothetically. Yeah. Yeah. You just have no idea, right? You have like the Japanese media flying in 100. Like, what is this that they're doing? Oh, man. Well, yeah. Thank you, boys. We're gonna be live in the gambling cave for rest day. You guys are welcome to stay, hang out. Look at that crew. A lot of hats. A lot of hats. A lot of farts. Shout out Darnell Wright for throwing out the first pitch. Oh, yeah. Shout out Dana Beers for just, again, a legendary chugging. Yeah. One of us. You. You. Really. Because if you had faltered there. Greg was bad. If I had any. If I had any brain for content, I would have. I would have faltered. No, put him up against it a little bit more. Yeah, but that's the sanctity of the league. You can't do that. Right. I'm not. I'm not a. I'm not. Like, we'd have a. We'd have a White Sox situation. Yeah. I'm not a Joe. What's that word? Tank. I'm not a tanker. Oh, you. Yeah, you guys could spin this good Tank season for a draft pick. Get deutsch next year lottery. Yeah. You're the number one overall pick for chin music. That's a 75 cent word tank. Nice. Yeah, I don't know. We'll see. We. There's a lot of ball to be played. A lot of ball. A lot of ball to be played. And I feel like Dana's kind of putting. He thinks. I think they won. Oh, no, no, no. I think. Heavens no one. There's a lot of ball. There's so much ball. So much ball. I've had. I've had a great two days, man. That's ball. What about. It's like a chug and then you gotta take a. You gotta take a hockey shot or a chug and a flip. Yeah. You know, because then you gotta test your hands. Paralyzed. Yeah. Right. Craig does game seven in a. Is Christopher Reeves in a wheelchair himself. He hit the yoga matic and he's just sucking through a straw. Oh, man. All right, let's spin the wheel, tj. Thank you, everyone. Oh, by the way, I have another person I'm giving money to. Andrea Cobien. Shout out. Shout out. Yeah. Lady. 500 bucks. You guys selling T shirts? Us? Yeah. I don't even know, but they should, too. And we'll prop it up on the Yak. Get some people's buying some shirts all over. Do you. Yeah. What percent. What? What? What's our cut? Of what? Your guys's T shirts that you're making. And that would be zero. I'm just checking. Okay. Yeah, it's a good check, actually. No, not zero. You get a free shirt. Okay. Yeah, I'll send you. I'll send free shirts. I'll send you a couple shirts. We do drive a hard bargain. Can't promise it'll be in the right sizes, but you'll get a couple shirts. Yeah. And you might not get them this year, but there'll be the 4xls we can't sell. Large will work, but okay. If there's any extra. Yeah. All right, let's spin the wheel. Tj. Thank you ever for watching. That was so much fun these last two days. Pure Yak. Just so stupid. Yeah. Thank you guys for this, though. The whole production. Unbelievable. Those jerseys are sick, too. These ones? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. We had to rock these today. No doubt. Everyone go follow the boys. Yeah, follow the boys. Home by three. Follow us on Facebook. There we go. All right, we're good. All right, we'll see everyone in the gambling cave. Get your. That's baseball, baby. All right, go watch the streams all weekend. Have a safe one. Happy St. Patrick's Day. See you Monday. Love you guys. Bye.