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Brandon
Nice.
Eddie
That's a yak.
Frank
Oh yeah.
Brandon
That's all. That's everything.
Eddie
What's up, Tate?
Tate
Hi Brandon.
Eddie
You piece of.
Tate
I've lost the locker room. I don't have it.
Brandon
I don't know. Did you ever have it?
Tate
I had it until Clemmer started drinking ciders. I swear to God I had tell you.
Eddie
I have a question.
Brandon
Clemmer off the ciders.
Tate
That was the word.
Brandon
Kyle, do you remember when he.
Tate
I was four.
Brandon
Dave and Buster'.
Danny
Yeah, he was a buster.
Brandon
Yeah, he was a Buster.
Danny
Turned into A buster.
Brandon
He yelled at that girl with box braids because she. They were playing each other in a Hot Wheels game.
Danny
He was yelling at girls.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
It was the middle of the. I know we've all seen what Meek did and what Blutman did and all that. I swear Clemmer was the wildest thing I've seen so far. In the middle of the night just getting gone, screaming R words. I hope you die. I would like you're virgin autistic.
Eddie
He was screaming R words. I didn't realize that.
Tate
Yeah, like I get that.
Eddie
I thought he was just screaming.
Tate
Oh no he was, he was. There's a reason Meek has shifted. Clemmer bullied him into submission last night.
Eddie
Well, they bully each other. The whole group just lives to bully.
Tate
I'm not taking any sort of like Meek Phil side in this.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
What I'm saying is Clemmer off the ciders last night. So if you guys didn't follow.
Eddie
I didn't.
Danny
No.
Tate
This was the most interesting part in my opinion. We were still doing elimination challenges because there was a large enough group left and we did half court shots. Make it your safe. We had like 12 people have 10 people left. Clemmer was the last person. So he was supposed to be out. He would couldn't do it. He did not want to do the hot chip which would keep him safe in. So we said, okay, do you want to finish? He had already drank in three ciders on his own. Do you want a new. Do you want a new six pack? So we would have to have nine ciders by midnight.
Brandon
Clemmer off nine siders, man.
Tate
He after four was going bananas. Meek Phil got so pissed that he knocked. He knocked over a cider. Clemmer then dropped another cider. Clemmer didn't finish the cider. It was the Clemmer moments were the wildest thing I've ever seen.
Eddie
I didn't know he had it in him.
Brandon
Oh, you gotta go out for ciders with Clemmer.
Eddie
Never been out for cider.
Brandon
Go out, you get a Magners and he adds. He gets a cup of ice which I think hits his bloodstream faster.
Danny
Cup of ice?
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
He was on top of the golf cart screaming at the microphone.
Eddie
Ciders unlock this man.
Che
Oh, oh yeah.
Danny
How many ciders did he have?
Tate
I think he finished like four and a half.
Nate
Four?
Interviewer
Yeah.
Tate
Lucas yelled four.
Brandon
He's 75 pounds.
Jay
It's probably just a sugar rush. Is he not a big drinker?
Danny
But then how did he get eliminated?
Kyle
He.
Tate
So he didn't finish the cider. So he was supposed to be out. And then at the end they were tasked with coming up with a group. One way to get someone out. And they agreed. If Meek Phil ate a hot chip and kept it down for two minutes, Clemmer would go home. Meek Phil ate a hot chip, kept it down for two minutes, Clemmer had to go home. And then Meek Phil puked everywhere in the bathroom with the out the hot chip. We lost. We lost control last night.
Danny
Wow.
Brandon
And. And you have. Have you regained.
Tate
No. Okay. This. Meek Phil started singing hey, hey, goodbye.
Eddie
Hey, I gotta.
Kyle
And then did Clemer have to fly?
Brandon
He didn't have a hotel. What time was this? Yeah.
Danny
Where'd he go?
Brandon
He could be anywhere.
Kyle
Does anyone talk to him? Sears Tower.
Brandon
Yeah.
Danny
So seven are left.
Tate
Seven are left. And Meek obviously threw the first like tr. Ethan threw a punch of the pizza last night when they were allowed to have a pizza draft. Ethan drafted way too much pizza. That was like, hey, I'm trying to win this. Meek has officially shifted the locker room into violent and people hating each other.
Eddie
He threw milk on our. On our boy.
Danny
Drenched him with a gallon of milk.
Brandon
The wrong guy.
Frank
What prompted that? Was that within the confines of the game somehow or is that just out of nowhere?
Tate
There was milk in there because of the hot chip that.
Eddie
Wait, the hot chip was at midnight.
Brandon
So wait, he's getting Dana first?
Tate
Yeah. I didn't see this.
Brandon
Because you were with Ethan.
Lucas
Shit.
Eddie
Meek make it more uncomfortable.
Jay
Wild animal.
Eddie
I respect that. Oh, so he threw milk on Dana. Dana didn't budge. Jeez. I'm going to on you.
Tate
Where's Blutman?
Jay
He's peeing. He doesn't know any of this is going.
Brandon
They got pee approval and then they
Jay
kind of goat him doing it to Blutman since he did it to me.
Danny
So Phil just impromptu went to milk mode or. Yeah, yeah, that time doing great.
Eddie
The last time I checked, Deutsch is the only.
Brandon
Now I think emerges y.
Frank
Okay. What is that stream?
Eddie
Oh, that's. That's Liam's pe.
Brandon
That's his.
Frank
Let's give this a.
Brandon
Sounds like a wide stream. Yeah.
Frank
Healthy pee.
Eddie
I dare you to do that to blen.
Brandon
Oh.
Eddie
Oh, wow. Oh.
Tate
So who's that Wonderful. He dared him.
Brandon
Meek and Blutman have been friends since before barstool.
Eddie
They're buddies.
Brandon
But so does Meek know Blutman's aversion to milk? You gotta think so you'd have to think that would have to come up in combo.
Tate
How does this come.
Frank
So how Much thought. Does Meek give it. Meek's like, that's my boy.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
No, he was moving like Randy Orton.
Danny
You gotta, like, scream in his face first.
Jay
Well, I mean, he's paralyzed.
Brandon
He keeps on saying, make you more comfortable. Is that.
Jay
What is the.
Che
Dana.
Eddie
Too late.
Frank
Okay.
Brandon
And so then. Is that a garbage bag?
Eddie
He's okay, so he's retaliating with.
Kyle
Did I read that glasses got broken or.
Brandon
No, I think Liam was about to die.
Frank
Wow.
Jay
This really is.
Che
I mean, if you.
Eddie
If we. If we had more beans.
Che
I feel just dropping a can of beans on someone's head.
Eddie
Okay, so still woman's in full retaliation mode right now.
Brandon
That's mayo.
Che
Yeah.
Eddie
Bloody.
Jay
He's fighting.
Eddie
Whatever. I'm gonna wipe my face. I feel like this is more okay than I thought it was originally threw at him. All right, going back.
Tate
This is the clip, everyone.
Nate
Okay.
Brandon
Oh, and then he goes a little overboard. He goes a little overboard there.
Danny
Yeah.
Eddie
Well, he'd rather be covering that than anything else.
Frank
Now they're.
Brandon
How did this turn into Ethan versus Liam?
Tate
So the next, like, 15 minutes, Blutman would find something on the floor and just throw it. He would throw a chair. He would throw a magazine. He would throw markers. He would. He would just throw it at Phil.
Eddie
How many things are on the floor?
Tate
There's a lot of things in there.
Eddie
Okay.
Tate
Food, burritos, whatever. Just throwing it at Meek. Then we started doing a challenge where you had to go up to the front of the line and name a state or name a state capital and go to the end.
Eddie
Oh, my God. That should last forever.
Tate
Ethan.
Brandon
Brandon.
Tate
No. Ethan got eliminated. And what did he say, Danny? He looked at Blutman and he was like, go throw another temper tantrum, you whiny baby. Like, sorry that you got milk.
Danny
So is it safe to say they're starting to lose their minds?
Eddie
Yes.
Tate
I didn't see this. You're that of a human being that
Interviewer
you have a great job offer here that people would kill for. People would actually kill for. And you wouldn't even take it because you can't do a work in your life. Yeah. I honestly did get a little bit overstimulated when the mostly guys came in.
Eddie
Showed how much they care about me. Yes, that did overstimulate me a lot. I'm sorry for having people in my life who care about me.
Danny
I don't care about the statement you're making with me. Not about the mostly people.
Eddie
You cried five minutes ago.
Tate
If that was the case,
Jay
may we proceed?
Eddie
What were you doing in There.
Frank
Can I. Can I go enter it right now? The contest?
Eddie
Yeah.
Jay
At your own risk.
Tate
Fine.
Brandon
That would piss. Hey, guys.
Mincy
I'm in.
Tate
You would not win.
Frank
I don't think I would.
Brandon
I. I want to see how they react, though. Just like I got the okay from today. I'm in.
Eddie
Can I say something? I didn't know Dana had it in him. I know Dana's got some dog in him that I didn't know he had in him.
Brandon
He memorized the miracle speech today and it was beautiful.
Frank
Yep.
Danny
You were memorizing.
Brandon
They had to memorize this morning.
Frank
Yes.
Eddie
Dana just stand there, not holding on. It's because I was putting my.
Frank
And how. How keeping the hands on the cart. How strict does that become? How long are they doing it? What are the increments?
Tate
Earlier in the stream, it was. We were getting a feeling out, period. We were calling Titus for var. The chat was focused, which, by the
Frank
way, mensi was eliminated 10 minutes in because he had to pull up his pants.
Brandon
Yeah.
Tate
Is.
Frank
Do you think it was like the one. At that point, there was one rule. We're still figuring out what the stream was. The one rule was like, as. As everybody has a lot of energy. Your bellies are full. We're not really losing our minds yet.
Eddie
Let's just.
Frank
Everybody just keep one hand on the cart. We'll see where this thing goes. And Miny, within like 10 minutes, takes his hand off the. Pull his pants up.
Brandon
But. But he still wanted to stick around and work, right?
Kyle
Yeah.
Tate
Mincy comes up me, he's like, hey, I know I'm out. I do want to contribute, though. I'll come in and troll him however you want. I'll eat a steak right in front of him. Just really piss him off. Yeah. We're. We're at the point where there's seven people left. We really don't.
Frank
There it is. Just pull. Pull up his pants.
Brandon
We.
Tate
We really don't want to send people home on our own on our decisions now. So they have to make the decision to leave or if they get caught coming off the thing doing something that would get him ejected, I guess is my point.
Danny
Yeah. This is just unfortunate.
Brandon
There's more people left than I thought to be.
Danny
Yeah. To be 22 hours in.
Tate
You were spot on yesterday.
Danny
Entangled and rotten dairy only in seventh place. That's tough.
Tate
Well, yesterday, as we had this discussion, Brandon was like, look, more than half the people will be gone by dinner time.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
But then there's going to be a time where there's five Six, seven, eight people left. And it's like none of them are leaving.
Brandon
How many.
Frank
How many cut off? None of those people can lose.
Eddie
No.
Frank
Every single one of them is like, I cannot lose it. I. I see.
Danny
This is where I give up, because I think it's only going to get
Brandon
disastrously worse coming in seventh right now.
Tate
You.
Brandon
You lose one day. So what I would. If I were Dana, I'd quit right now.
Eddie
I would have been kidding yesterday. I'd have been out of here.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Also the lack of sleep. How much sleep did these guys get?
Eddie
The lights were left on when I got here. They were sleeping.
Tate
Okay. Nate is the only person who I've been told, is that true?
Eddie
So when I got here all night, it was on all those screens. I thought about walking in at 4:45 when I got here, and I. I said, no, I'm not gonna do it. And I looked at the screens and Nate's just sitting in the car, just. It's like his head was trying to go to sleep, but his body wasn't cooperating. Like, he was just kind of in that mode where he. Like, he'd give anything to sleep, but he didn't know how. But the rest of them were out.
Tate
Well, we are definitely tightening up all things, like challenges for fun, challenges to send people home. We're tightening that up. The next step when we really want to get into the final stage is just go stand. No bathroom, no food. Like, no. Like, just basically you stare at the person next to you. If you want to piss your pants, piss your pants. I don't think we're there yet because I do think that that shrinks it to. We're like eight hours away, 10 hours away.
Eddie
So you're gonna stop coddling them at some point.
Tate
At some point when it's like four people left, we're gonna say, all right. And now the rest of the stream is just dead silence.
Eddie
Straight ass.
Brandon
Can you go up pitch black for like five minutes?
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
The room goes pitch black and then just turn on, see if anybody's not touching.
Eddie
Not. Not the worst idea.
Tate
You guys can come. We're at the point where we've kind of ran through a lot of ideas, and now everything's just chat ideas, dms, someone walks by.
Eddie
Well, the last show I was on, we came in there and we got kicked out.
Frank
Yeah, we did.
Tate
You got your stuff in there, though. Blutman has a shower coming up after this for that.
Brandon
That'll be on camera too.
Tate
No.
Brandon
Or just big tease.
Tate
Blutman has a shower and he Has I think gummy worms or something.
Eddie
You guys gave him shackal.
Brandon
It's turning into one of those streams where the whole office, everybody's just watching in the cave.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah.
Brandon
Really, Everybody has their own favorites.
Tate
What do you guys think of that? Mostly people gave us an idea. We're kind of debating chat. Let us know if you like it. We were thinking about a loved ones segment where everyone gets one like tribute in the office to write them a letter of support and give them one item. Is that a good idea? Is that a bad idea?
Eddie
Yeah. Without the letter part though.
Tate
You don't like the letter?
Eddie
What's the letter gonna do?
Tate
I don't know.
Brandon
I mean if we're gonna go in there and deliver it, maybe we just say our words.
Tate
Yeah, pump up cj. I don't care either way about that. But yeah, we're thinking about. And also maybe no one in this office is supporting Meek right now. And maybe it's like, hey, Meek, sorry, we took a whole poll and no one is giving you a care package.
Eddie
Well, listen, mostly got behind Liam because he is part of mostly chaps is
Tate
wanting to get behind Donnie.
Eddie
But yeah, I can get behind ethan. That's our Mr.
Danny
Beast is going to get behind Meek. He's going to poach him. He's an embodiment of an experiment.
Tate
Dave might get behind Meek.
Brandon
Really?
Che
Yeah.
Tate
Oh, I don't know.
Brandon
Portoy.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon
Okay. What if D. Dave Portnoy's gift of meek is $31,000.
Tate
Who do I. That was the first I'd seen of the. The. The full clip. I was under the impression Meek was. He is a bad guy. But there was a lot more going on in that than Meek just attacking Blutman.
Frank
Wanton Don, Daredevil, Wanton Don did Darren,
Brandon
what are you gonna do?
Frank
I will say Blutman was. Was back in his spot for about a second and a half when Meek started. There was no. There was no. Oh man, if I do this, this is my guy. I don't know.
Jay
Meek said he didn't regret it and he expected Blutman to react that way.
Brandon
On the record, Meek probably the last guy I'd want to hang with ever.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
But needed for the stream.
Danny
That was huge for the stream.
Tate
Him and Clemmer went at it. He hot chipped Clemmer out this.
Jay
Yeah, I don't know if it was clip but at the very beginning of the naming states challenge, they were both in line. Liam and Meek next to one another and something went down and they were
Tate
like, oh yeah, yeah, we had to go with that.
Eddie
Nothing.
Brandon
Yeah.
Tate
Physicality rule.
Frank
Okay.
Danny
You got to think about something. You got to disregard their feelings. At what point does the world start watching?
Eddie
No. All right.
Jay
The next game will be naming a
Brandon
stage, I think tomorrow.
Eddie
Tomorrow.
Jay
Physical.
Eddie
Tate, when you were at home in your bed sleeping last night, what. What all plans did you come up with? I've had.
Tate
We've had plans the whole time.
Eddie
Oh, no, I was just. Yeah, but nothing came to your mind?
Interviewer
Why?
Tate
Are you trying to skewer me?
Eddie
No, I'm not skewing you.
Brandon
I think Ed is so comfy with the thread count so high. He was in such a deep sleep
Eddie
when you were home.
Tate
That's crazy.
Jay
He was riding around.
Tate
They had 12 to eight. I slept two to six. I was back here at the first challenge.
Eddie
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah. But I was just wondering when. When did you come up with today's ideas? Was it when you were in.
Tate
We've been sitting back there, coming up with them all morning.
Jay
You want milk thrown on you?
Tate
I'll insert myself in this challenge.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
Are you just gonna wait until there's.
Brandon
Did you want to say potential ending that you were gonna do?
Tate
We can. Are we throw? It was Nick's idea, but we might do it.
Brandon
Are you going to do it? No, you can't.
Tate
We're not doing it. We're not doing it. At one point, we're going to play the split or steel game.
Brandon
The final two people are going to have the option to either split with Tate and Lucas and then win or say, I'm going to keep competing, but the other person also had to do the same. I'm doing this poorly. Had to do the same.
Danny
Yeah.
Tate
It was like, if they both say split, we get it.
Brandon
You get it all.
Tate
If one says split, one says steal. They both say, I don't know, whatever.
Brandon
And then if they both say stay,
Eddie
if I got to the end and you. You finagled it to where you and Lucas got. I think I'd.
Tate
I understand.
Brandon
They did that for mini golf, and that was how much money mini golf
Tate
was for the right to be in mini. To beat you. To make mini golf. That I thought was fun, content. I will not do that here. That would be insane.
Eddie
My security would need to be an issue 100%.
Tate
And they should cui.
Jay
Add another gallon of milk and just make it far enough to where they have to link up if they want
Eddie
to get it or put it on top of the cart.
Tate
Yeah, we can do it. Anything. As if.
Frank
No rules.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
Laying on top of the cart.
Tate
Can't do that.
Frank
That's a rule that did come up.
Eddie
Yeah. There's no rules.
Frank
Who tried it? Did anybody try it?
Tate
Ethan did it for sleep last night.
Frank
Oh, really?
Brandon
Ethan slept on the top.
Tate
Someone was laying on top.
Jay
Yeah, I believe.
Tate
Oh, Spider, Sorry.
Che
When you guys were doing your pre show planning for this, which I'm sure was very extensive, how, how long did you expect this to go? How long do you think we think
Tate
it's going to go till just after the act tomorrow?
Frank
Oh, I think way longer.
Tate
Really.
Brandon
There's seven left.
Frank
I think the, the more you give them food breaks, sleep breaks, piss breaks.
Tate
Yeah, I think we're done.
Frank
Stop to do challenges that are like, yes, they are challenges, but they're also like kind of fun and mentally stimulating in some way. Like naming capitals isn't really that fun. But in the context of this, it's probably in the.
Brandon
That probably felt like heroin.
Frank
Yeah, it was like heroin. The more you do that, and especially with this crop of people, I feel like they could be there for months.
Tate
So what do you think? How long do you think, once that stops, will they be there?
Frank
Because, like, like I said that I don't know.
Tate
The plan the whole time has to been to keep it engaging for viewers at the top of the hour until we get a crew that is simply there to win. We're there.
Kyle
I think ultimately lack of sleep is what's going to do it.
Tate
Like, they can't sleep tonight.
Kyle
I think if they can't sleep, I think they're. That at least a few of them are fucked.
Brandon
I think guys that are married, right, that'll be tough. It's a tough one to explain. And then I think somebody has to leave soon to give the rest of the people hope because this has been seven for a long time.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
If we stood them up, right, Obviously they're standing, but no food, no sleep, no water, no bath.
Brandon
But then I think there's a death.
Eddie
Take their clothes away.
Frank
Or add, Donnie's got a baby too. He's. He's. He's got to be.
Kyle
It's almost like he's either gotta win
Danny
or at this point, I can't come home.
Frank
All seven of these guys. I have to win.
Danny
Daddy got fifth.
Kyle
Can't be gone more than one night and not witness.
Danny
I think you should hype them up, tell them, like, you guys are viral now.
Che
Like, I also feel like it's been way too short to remove those things. Like it, it's been going for what, 40 or 22 hours at this point.
Tate
Yeah, I'm with you, Che.
Brandon
Our.
Tate
Our plan was the first day. Keep it engaging, continue to go, and then at some point take it all away. If we thought it was going through Wednesday, I know people in the chat are like, stop the activities. Some people are like, this is boring watching them stand there. So our plan is, is to at some point take everything away. It's probably not there just yet.
Jay
Was there any paranoia with them falling asleep last night that they would with one another? No, because that will come into play tonight.
Tate
Yeah. Now it def. There's a whole new game.
Frank
Put a knife in there and just see one knife.
Brandon
I'm worried if this goes too long, if like we'll. Will they.
Frank
Whoa.
Eddie
Yeah, well, they do.
Frank
You have like, what happens?
Tate
You can do everything once you have an opportunity plan.
Frank
If, like everyone just starts.
Brandon
Oh, so one guy that would get taken off YouTube.
Eddie
Yeah, but if. If one person fucks then. Then nobody else can fuck. It's just one.
Tate
We made the no more liquids rule. Meat got the liquids out of the way.
Eddie
But I probably wouldn't even want to see somebody else.
Tate
Then you're gonna want to.
Eddie
I'm gonna want to.
Tate
Can I ask you something then? We also want to do a poll, if that's okay. Either way works. We're playing high stakes Jenga after this. Seven people left. We're playing high stakes Jenga. Does chat or you guys want it to be for an elimination?
Eddie
I'm too, I. This is me thinking whatever you say
Brandon
will be the wrong answer.
Eddie
You can ask the chat.
Tate
We're either going to do personal gourmet meal or high or high 6 jenga for loser goes home. No exception.
Eddie
I think getting to this point and getting eliminated by Jenga would. Would be a trap.
Frank
I agree.
Tate
Okay, so what can. What sucks then? What can. The loot. We want Jenga to be high stakes.
Frank
I think. I think everyone that. That does not win now has to tap out on their own accord.
Eddie
Can somebody get everyone.
Frank
Everyone left like you can. We can turn up the heat a little bit, but every single person has to be like, I'm out.
Eddie
How about an hour on the couch for the winner?
Tate
We want the loser. We want the loser to have something
Eddie
where high stakes could be the winner though.
Tate
Yeah, seven people though. Whoever knocks it over, we want that person. Originally it was supposed to be to send them home. We thought there was going to be more people. Yeah, we want someone.
Brandon
We thought there's gonna be more than seven.
Tate
What we thought we. We didn't want it to be necessarily an elimination at this point in the day, if that makes sense. But we want to play Jenga where you do not want to be the person to knock it over.
Danny
My only counterpoint to not eliminating someone would. Is that. Would it be more devastating to keep them in only for six of them to stay for another 24 plus hours just to lose?
Tate
That would suck to be them. Yeah.
Jay
Do you just not go in there at all until one more person bows out?
Tate
TJ had a great idea which was he was telling me about I think just the way Mr. Beast does things. It's like they're used to the top of the hour, top of the hour, top of the hour. And then we just leave them in that room for next 12. Like we'll see you guys tomorrow at
Jay
8am until one bows out at least.
Frank
What if.
Eddie
Yeah.
Jay
Cuz now they're like still excited for like the top of the hour.
Brandon
Could also be like give them some darkness.
Mincy
The Jenga loser has to stand on one foot or loser has to put two hands on or like win or get something or lose. You know what I'm saying? Like me. Like winner punishes one loser. Like winner dishes a punishment out to one. One person.
Frank
Yeah.
Mincy
We need something that not necessarily you're eliminated.
Jay
But is Nate still in heels?
Tate
No, he got to take him off when the yak started.
Frank
Are there any friendships that still exist? Are there any two people that Deutsche
Tate
and Dana are friends?
Frank
Deutsche and Dana are working together kind of.
Tate
Yeah. I don't think they're into the. I think Wonton would. So we were doing things like you can hold their hands to get food. I think some people would officially let go of people's hands. Wonton would let go of hands. Meek would let go of hands. Nate, I think would. Blutman would let go of Meeks.
Eddie
I think Ronnie and they all would.
Tate
Not on the backstabbing spot. I think they might win. I think Ronnie Deutsch is my favorite right now.
Eddie
Really?
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon
Camp Surprise. Making an enemy was tough. Deutsch just seems the same state that he's always.
Eddie
He's made no noise.
Brandon
But also I think this is probably better than his apartment.
Danny
It's like kind of baseline.
Brandon
Yeah.
Danny
Living for Deutsch. I saw him rattle off eight different words that began with N. But a
Brandon
lot of them start with non. Non toxic.
Danny
Non toxic right off.
Brandon
Right off the rip.
Danny
And couldn't think of any more.
Frank
Yeah.
Tate
Like see, that's the thing. Do we want more of those? We can do those types of Things and it makes for funny clips. The speeches, the. The. But also then people are like no, let these seven just stand there.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon
But then it could turn into like the Clemmer solitary confinement stream where it's like it's people are going to be torn no matter what.
Tate
For sure.
Frank
Yeah. That is kind of clear.
Eddie
All right.
Tate
The letter is N7. 15 is the number to beat. 27's the top three. 2, 1. Go nuclear.
Interviewer
No negligent.
Eddie
Crazy way.
Brandon
That's the threes guy.
Eddie
Non toxic.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon
Dana loved. Then he brought it up to me this morning. He was like did you hear?
Jay
Nuclear.
Eddie
Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Get him go up. Nipples narrate.
Brandon
Non topic. Non topic.
Che
On topic.
Brandon
Just as non toxic on the brain.
Frank
Are there any prisoner experiments you could do? Is there like. Or the. The game theory stuff. Is there like if anyone volunteers to go home you get something. I don't know. I don't know what they are. But there's like it's someone's a martyr. But then actually yeah it all comes.
Tate
All these decisions come down to though like. Like we've had. If you go home you get to bring someone. If you. If you want to eliminate someone. If you do this. But then that takes away the ability. Like we don't want to send. If Liam Blutman wants to be there. I don't want to be the reason Liam Blutman goes home.
Brandon
Would any of these guys trust another person in this office as a sub?
Tate
These are our best seven we got. Wouldn't you say? We do.
Frank
What about a cash out option?
Tate
Like that's kind of splitting though, right?
Frank
A little bit. I meant like. Like you go in right now and you're like if you leave I'll get $500 cash.
Danny
Yeah. I'll talk to Jason.
Frank
Just one. Cuz you kind of like right now it feels like you want someone to leave.
Tate
You want more.
Frank
You want one more person to. To.
Tate
I'm not done with the action. Somehow there we do have the ability to. Is it better to be hot or cold? Cuz we have the ability to do both of them.
Brandon
It's better be hot.
Tate
You'd rather be.
Jay
Some of them are wet.
Brandon
I'd rather be in there hot than cold.
Tate
Oh I'd rather be.
Eddie
Yeah. But cold's going to make them want to move their arms more.
Kyle
Right.
Eddie
Cold trying to make them want.
Tate
So you also more likely to give up if it was freezing than if it was like 92.
Eddie
I think cold would bother me boys
Brandon
in there though like probably run hot. I think you Have.
Tate
We can do both.
Jay
I think you have to force him to make a human chain. Like just put a bag of jelly beans in front of Blutman and he's forced to link up with. With Meek or beer in front of Dana and Deutsch.
Tate
Is that going to be accepted? I. I think it would be. I mean, like if, If, If Meek Phil don't use him.
Brandon
I guess I still think it's too kumbaya.
Danny
It is.
Tate
Meek Phil's throwing milk at people and they're too friendly in there.
Jay
So like, if. If Blutman wants the jelly beans or whatever it is, he has to work with Meek to get him.
Tate
And when they let go of out. Yes, that's what we would do.
Jay
Or they could just ignore the jelly beans the whole time. But eventually someone's got a cave.
Danny
What's something they would want more than anything?
Eddie
$30,000 an item.
Danny
Is it food? Are they that hungry?
Tate
Nate's really. Nate did not earn breakfast and really earn breakfast. Did you see what we did? It was Nick's.
Eddie
It was an incredible one.
Tate
I thought.
Eddie
How many of these ideas are yours?
Brandon
Not a lot.
Eddie
Okay.
Tate
We did like eight famous movie speeches. Like remember the Titans. A Few Good Men did Miracle. Miracle. And they had 45 minutes to memorize it. If they did it with like 95 accuracy, they earned a big breakfast burrito. If they didn't, they didn't. Nate didn't. I don't think he gave effort.
Eddie
What was the speech.
Brandon
But he was saying, everybody knows. I can't memorize how his was A Few Good Men.
Tate
You can't handle the truth.
Eddie
And I'm that long. Oh, that's a pretty. Yeah, that's pretty short one.
Tate
45 minutes to. He didn't even try. I guess my point. But now he really thinks he's like, when are we doing food? I don't know, man. We did breakfast burritos 90 minutes ago. You just didn't earn one.
Jay
What if you put like a message in a bottle and that was the next challenge and they have to link up in order to get it.
Danny
Oh,
Brandon
Yeah. Or different. Like Easter eggs. And like some of them have stuff in there.
Danny
Forcing them to make a change.
Eddie
I'm. I just fear the link up.
Tate
It's gonna get two, three people just out.
Eddie
It leads to maybe the one person holding the car. He might be able to get rid of all of them at once.
Danny
Yeah, but in the bottle, the mess.
Jay
Maybe.
Danny
Only a thing is you're the one who forces the. The unchaining. You're out oh.
Eddie
Oh, dear Lord. That was something devious. Oh, you gonna ask Lucas's permission on that one?
Tate
Can you say it again?
Eddie
I have to show Tyce.
Tate
Can I show you something? You're gonna. You're. That's the email from sales I just got. I don't know if you can say it out loud. That's what caught my.
Danny
They're doubling the prize pot.
Frank
That's. That's fucking insane.
Brandon
What is it?
Frank
That's fucking.
Eddie
Do you think I can say it?
Tate
Yeah, just say the reason I stopped listening is because in the middle, I just got an email from a salesperson. That's the headline is someone wants to send Mincy and Tate to the Maui Invitational in Hawaii for the college basketball tournament next year.
Eddie
Oh, boy. Sick.
Tate
Aren't you going?
Frank
What does that say? Yeah, I am going. Anyway, back to the. I am going. That's fine. But it sounds like we're all going.
Eddie
Kyle's idea was the.
Brandon
What brand is that?
Tate
No, no, no.
Eddie
The message in the bottle that you put in there and they have to link up. The message says, if you're the one that broke the chain, you're out.
Tate
Oh, no. That's diabolical.
Brandon
That's up.
Tate
Do we like that?
Frank
Don't even. I. I think when you. I like that. But then don't even say anything. Just go, like, put the bottle in there. Don't even. Don't even be like, hey, this is.
Tate
We just put the bottle.
Eddie
We're not expecting you to, like, up
Frank
someone who hasn't gone in before. Like, maybe Kate or Kate. Have you been in there?
Kyle
No.
Frank
Like, Kate just walks in, sets a bottle down and walks out.
Tate
So they all. They all come up with an agreement. Here's how we're going to do it. If they get it back and they open it, it's like, all right, well, no one did, so we're all safe. But if someone does let go and they open it up, that person let goes out again. Genius idea. Hilarious. We're gonna have an absolute split. 50. 50 of that. How is that the reason?
Eddie
That's what? Right, Right.
Frank
Yeah, totally.
Tate
But if that's the reason Ronnie Deutsch goes home when he would have stood here for the next three days. They are right. That. That is.
Eddie
You can't make every decision based on getting 100% approval.
Tate
Right.
Eddie
You're not going to get it with that check.
Kyle
Well, then what about instead of, they have to go, the person who broke the chain. Like, how Nate had to wear the heels. The person who broke the chain has something that's going to make it exponentially harder for them for like an hour.
Tate
I think I agree with that. I think that's where we're at, Kate, is there has to just be a bunch of things that suck, but you still have to be the reason to go home. So what are those things?
Eddie
So it sounds like you're. You're a place where you want challenges and make it harder, but you don't want to lose anybody based on the challenge.
Tate
But if. If, like, here's an example. If we did tarps off, there's a couple people. Liam would not. He just simply wouldn't.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
If there was, I don't know, a lax. If there's laxatives, I don't know if Dana might be like that. I can't do it. Whatever. Those are types of things that if they get that punishment, will weed down the hurt.
Brandon
So they almost have to choose to do. They have to opt in to something. So what if it's like a food thing? An enormous amount of food, but you have to finish it within a time frame. So if they don't, they're out. They can choose to do it or not.
Tate
We have a couple. We have asparagus, bean burritos and baked beans. They could have that as a meal in like 10 minutes.
Brandon
What about big fish with a bone still in it?
Tate
You can get some fish.
Brandon
I don't know.
Eddie
Big fish, the movie with Matthew McGorry,
Brandon
the Long Dead man.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
We're like, whoever breaks the chain doesn't get the next meal or something like that. Or it's like disqualified from the next.
Eddie
Well, I'm concerned. Nate needs to eat.
Tate
I got no sympathy for that. If you didn't. If you didn't give effort on your speech and now you're hungry at 12:35.
Eddie
That's 12:35 is pretty.
Tate
At breakfast burritos.
Jay
At 10:30, we have. Have the reptiles been involved in any way or is that a joke?
Eddie
I was told there were reptiles.
Tate
We have. Okay, we got people working on the reptiles. How would you use a reptile?
Brandon
I think maybe. And then the lights go off. I'm obsessed with the lights going off.
Eddie
What are they doing to the cart? Tate,
Frank
stop that.
Brandon
It's a full fledged rebellion tape.
Mincy
I don't. I don't care what the.
Eddie
Kate's gonna start getting his Mr.
Che
Beast on and be like, oh, they're
Eddie
talking about you, dude.
Tate
Sandcast Crazy.
Frank
Koji.
Eddie
What's it called?
Che
Like, crazy challenges.
Mincy
I.
Che
What's it called when you're Dana's got it.
Tate
Yeah, we're just going to do what Dana says.
Eddie
Ultimatums.
Frank
Ultimatums.
Brandon
Can you smoke them out or like noise them out?
Frank
Like.
Tate
Yeah, we can play high pitch noise. We can play Frank singing.
Kyle
Oh, yeah. Sits there and plays a really bad violin, like scream.
Brandon
Yeah, that's bad for the viewer though.
Kyle
Yeah. Oh, that's true.
Brandon
I guess they can mute YouTube.
Frank
Yeah. You're stuck.
Brandon
You're stuck, man.
Frank
Good luck.
Mincy
Also, you do have to consider, like, people are gonna like, they're all looking at the chats though, right?
Brandon
Yeah, they are.
Mincy
Like this chat is going to tell that chat.
Frank
Yeah. Any surprise is not gonna.
Mincy
You're gonna be hard pressed to get a surprise over because, like people are gonna just go in there right now and say what we're saying.
Tate
Yeah, so true.
Mincy
And they already are.
Frank
Oh, that's sweet. Cool, guys.
Eddie
Awesome.
Tate
Appreciate that.
Frank
Awesome chat.
Che
All right, well, what if you did something for a collaborative thing? So like if they. If they can all get up on top of the car, which it looks like they could just take one step up, they built like a house of cards. They got a special dinner or something like that.
Brandon
House of cards for a special dinner
Che
on top of the car.
Eddie
But the.
Frank
The house of cards for a special dinner.
Tate
You guys want to see a house
Eddie
of cards for a special dinner?
Brandon
How special is the dinner? Steve?
Che
Gale street in. I don't know. Something pretty good.
Frank
What about babes? Have you thought about babes? Chicks.
Brandon
Chicks and titties you can't touch. Deutsch is going two hands off that card immediately.
Tate
Chicks. Do we want margaritas? It's Cinco de Mayo. What?
Eddie
Alcohol.
Tate
Clemmer had ciders. Dana brought in a bucket of beer, but he didn't finish it. So it smells in there. Donnie had some ciders and Deutsche had some ciders.
Mincy
Bucket of beers. Also I thought meant a bucket with like six cans of beers.
Brandon
She poured beer, poured a 30 rack
Mincy
into a buck into a bucket.
Jay
Yes, like a punch bowl.
Tate
He actually got eliminated mincy style. For he was doing the bucket and filling it up and everything. Took both hands off, realized it, and then pissed his pants for the chat to save him.
Eddie
So how many of these guys should have been eliminated already?
Tate
Just Dana. The chat gets one save a day. They haven't used theirs yet. Dana convinced them to use it on him yesterday by pissing himself. Credit to him.
Kyle
I watched him walk into that room with a bucket of beer in one hand and men's diapers in the other. Yes, that was his. Who is the Chat favorite. Like, is there somebody standing out that you see that everybody's rooting for or. No, there.
Tate
There's an absolute split divide on Blutman. Meek. Some people. Some people are hating Meek because I was mean to do a Bloodman because Blutman's nice to everyone. That's just a fact. But some people are also like, all right, Meek's here to win $30,000. It's not necessarily the nicest thing in the world. Everyone loves Dana. Everyone loves Deutsch. They do not like Nate. And who's left? Wonton. I don't know. Split camps. Camps. Going at Bloodman was another split thing. It's like, why are you being mean to Blutman? But also some people are like, okay, don't be nice to each other. It's 24 hours in.
Jay
Seeing Bloodman get mad was like watching Flanders.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Tate
Reference.
Frank
I get just two hours in. I will piss. I will drink it. I will do it.
Tate
I would let. I would let the boat come out first.
Eddie
All right. Are you pissing? Oh, he's pissing.
Frank
Incredible.
Brandon
Wait, are those the same sweats?
Kyle
Yeah. Is he still in those clothes? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.
Brandon
Does he smell like piss?
Tate
The whole room smells like piss.
Che
Doing.
Eddie
Yo, there's a small. There's a small.
Tate
You got some pe.
Eddie
Why they putting the mic there? Don't worry about.
Danny
Mic to his pen.
Eddie
It's Peanut.
Kyle
It's me.
Interviewer
You're piss.
Eddie
Good work.
Kyle
Did you hear Deut say nuclear? Funny, right?
Eddie
All right, Tate, so I guess you need to come up with some ideas or whatever. We don't need to spend two hours talking about. I don't think.
Brandon
Yep.
Tate
Next challenge will be right after the X. We'll go get some things going.
Eddie
All right. Two o'.
Jay
Clock.
Eddie
You guys will be ready to do some shit.
Tate
We'll have a challenge at 2:00'. Clock.
Frank
Yep.
Eddie
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Brandon
I did not.
Frank
I did. Didn't quite understand the reaction.
Eddie
Right. I don't know that I've ever seen somebody finish a Fast Money like this, but it was emphatic.
Frank
Yeah.
Eddie
And if we. If we have it. I didn't give TJ Much questions.
Interviewer
Yeah. Any other questions to get out, Jay? Here we go. How many TVs does the average American own?
Che
Three.
Interviewer
What is the first food that comes to mind when you hear the word dessert?
Che
Ice cream.
Interviewer
What is the most important piece of technology in your household?
Che
Computer.
Interviewer
Name a store that is no longer around that you really miss.
Che
Blockbuster Video.
Interviewer
What's a standard burger topping you always remove?
Eddie
Tomatoes. Let's go. All right, that's it.
Brandon
Tomatoes.
Eddie
Let's go.
Frank
That was the part that was Tomatoes. Tomatoes in the crowd. Steve,
Brandon
wait.
Frank
Tomatoes in the cheap seats. And you're like, you, tomatoes. I see you up there,
Kyle
so.
Che
And maybe Brandon. Brandon can attest to this. You know, we've. We've done plenty of trivia stuff, live stuff. I've never been so nervous and, like, hyped up as I was for that. Because if I don't win that, I think we lose or we go to overtime. I forget what the scenario was. But I needed to do that. I thought I would be an underdog against pft. And after the first two questions, I legit, like, blacked out and just kind of don't remember too much. And then after I got the tj, I was like, what were you doing? But it was. It was a very fun show.
Tate
And.
Eddie
Yeah.
Che
Yeah, it was.
Eddie
We were. So that was one of those where, you know, we did it in this corner of the office over here, back in the. Towards the bathroom by the basketball court. And there was a standing room only that we were all watching. We were all sitting out there. I had to play next, but we were all sitting out there when he did. Tomatoes. Let's go pop the whole building.
Brandon
Oh, yeah, I believe the roof.
Eddie
The roof went off the building.
Danny
But that was before the results were revealed.
Eddie
Yeah, that's just completing the task.
Brandon
He knew.
Danny
He knew. Those were great answers, Chad.
Brandon
A walk off. Tomatoes.
Eddie
Tomatoes. Fuck tomatoes.
Che
What's funny is that when I heard. Because I got to then see PFT go. He said, onions. And then I was like, oh, no, I think I lost.
Eddie
Yeah.
Che
But I worked out of my favor.
Eddie
All right.
Brandon
Unbelievable.
Interviewer
Che, you said Blockbuster.
Eddie
Good answer.
Interviewer
PFT, you said Toys R Us. Blockbuster. Che, survey says 25.
Eddie
25.
Interviewer
PFT, Toys R Us. Survey says 17. You're down eight. You're down eight going into the last one.
Che
Tomato v. Onion.
Interviewer
Number one answer, Blockbuster. Blockbuster was number one answer.
Frank
Good job.
Interviewer
What's a standard burger topping? You always remove. Stephen Shea. You said
Tate
tomato.
Interviewer
Pft, you said onion. Classic battle. Tomato versus onion. Tomatoes chase. Survey says classic battle.
Tate
40.
Kyle
Come on.
Frank
Huge.
Interviewer
Number one answer, 49 to win. 49 to win. If you get it, you go to overtime. If not, Team KFC, you're moving on. PFT, onion. Survey says KFC moving on 22 for onion tomato. Number one answer.
Che
So there was also some controversy going into this match because the teams were announced and the team was Kevin, kfc, myself, Frank the Tank, and Brianna Chicken Fry. But then Brianna was a scratch due to conflicts with something she was doing. So Stu is added. No idea how Stu's gonna be. He did say he. I saw him two days before taping. He said, I'm good at four things in life, and Family Feud was one of them. So I had some confidence in him. And then his fast Money round from last night was all time.
Eddie
Yeah.
Interviewer
Reading the first question. Here we go. Name a word that rhymes with bank.
Nate
Tank.
Interviewer
Name a US State that begins with a vowel.
Tate
Alaska.
Interviewer
Name the most famous person alive with the first name. David or Dave.
Brandon
Let it rip.
Che
He's wearing a Dave Portnoy shirt.
Eddie
Right?
Interviewer
What dollar amount would you consider to be an expensive brook? That's all the time we have.
Frank
That's the team that won. And you guys. You guys passed twice. Like, you guys won whatever you call the first round.
Che
So we.
Frank
And then you got a choice to play or pass, and you just, like, passed every time.
Che
Credit to Kevin because he came up with that strategy. If there was six or more answers, we were going to pass just because we didn't have enough confidence in the other teams to be able to answer six questions. Because then at that point, you only have to answer one. So it was a good strategy, and it worked out. But, yes, Stu was. That was our. Frank was our best player, and he lost the first round, and our second round was Stu. So all of a sudden, it was tight after that. It was high pressure.
Eddie
So the second episode comes out tonight. It's. It's my team, which is me, Eddie, Frankie and Mincy against Team Kirk and Wit because both too big of egos to not have their name on team. With Rico And Eddie. So I'm not Eddie. Jerry. Thank you, Rico and Jerry. So there you go. We play tonight. The winner plays tomorrow night against Team KFC. Correct? Correct. Yeah. So tonight is 7 Eastern.
Frank
I have an idea who Dave is cheering for. I think maybe. I think. I think I know who Dave might want to play with. I think it's. I'm gonna do one of those things that people do on, like, where you conf. I think it's pretty obvious which one it is.
Eddie
Right?
Frank
I think we all are thinking it. Right?
Eddie
Do I even need to say it?
Interviewer
It's.
Brandon
It's.
Interviewer
Yeah.
Brandon
Were you conflicted having mints on your team?
Eddie
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Jay
Update from Tate. Dana and Deutsch are now pooping in the pee buckets inside the room. In quotes. It's time to smoke some of these clowns out.
Eddie
Okay, wait, wait a second.
Kyle
Time out at the same time.
Eddie
Two of them are pooping at the same time.
Jay
Correct.
Kyle
What?
Eddie
What?
Kyle
How?
Jay
Maybe taking turns. But I would like to imagine the same time.
Eddie
I. I gotta be honest. I'd be out.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon
That disgusts me.
Eddie
I'd be out.
Jay
It's happened already though, right?
Eddie
I can't be in a bathroom when somebody else is shitting in there. If I. If I walk in the bathroom, somebody walks in and shuts the stall, I'm out of there.
Brandon
I'm one of those weird freaks that's disgusted by shit.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, so what else? Let's do other stuff.
Brandon
Yeah, let's. But what?
Eddie
That's a. That's a good question. I was banking on Kyle saying. Saying a sequitur here that could not a sequitur. Who's in the office segue here?
Frank
I was banking on this being our BET Gala recap show that my. On my calendar. I was like, May 5th, we'll come back, we'll do a yak talk about the BET Gala exactly one year ago.
Eddie
Pretty. Pretty heartbreaking that we're not sitting here on the day after a BET Gala.
Brandon
Yeah, that was like. I don't want to probably. It was one of the best days of my life.
Eddie
The back hour. Yeah, man. You had tacos?
Brandon
Yeah, we did. And then we went to a sports card shop that only sold Arizona Cardinals. Sorry, man. We're just Cardinals.
Eddie
That was just a bad sports card show, all right?
Brandon
We ubered there. We had nowhere else to go.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
Did you end up buying a cardinal?
Eddie
No, no. He gave me Chop Robinson. Just gave it to me. Here's Chop Robinson.
Brandon
No use for it in this store.
Eddie
Yeah. I know. You look like a guy who could use a chop, Robinson. All right, thanks, brother.
Jay
What have you been substituting with? Man? Taking.
Eddie
So it's golf season. Spring's very busy. My daughters play softball. So I had a softball game yesterday and went out there and the umpire performed very poorly. But I take it as a point of pride that I never say anything.
Jay
Was it a kid?
Eddie
No, it was grown. It was 60 year old, man, and they were doing poorly, and I just simply stood up and went and stood beyond the dugout. Whenever I get to be like, brandon, you're a stupid bitch. Don't say nothing. I recuse myself and I go, you
Brandon
can't hug a live dozen.
Frank
Do you say something without saying?
Eddie
I never say anything.
Frank
You harrumph.
Eddie
I never harrumph. You didn't throw your arms out. I am terrified of ending up on one of those Parents Gone Wild videos.
Brandon
So show your titties.
Eddie
And we got. We got a lot of them right now, including one from Starkful. But. But I. I will never say anything. In fact. In fact, last night, I was sitting behind the. The ump. And parents to my left were harrumphing about the strike zone, and I was sitting right behind, and I said, no, he. He's right. This. It was inside. Don't worry about it. It was inside.
Brandon
You didn't do that?
Eddie
I did that a couple times.
Frank
Oh, but what. But was it inside?
Eddie
It was inside.
Frank
Okay.
Eddie
But then my daughter took a pitch that was up at her shoulders and called a strike, and I just calmly stood up and walked. I had to walk first.
Frank
They came for the other daughter, right? Nothing.
Brandon
Was she like, daddy, why didn't you defend me?
Eddie
No, no, no, no, no. She. She. She was. She is.
Brandon
Did they win?
Eddie
They didn't. She. She's horrified. She's not horrified, but she's just like, you know, she likes that we stay low key.
Danny
Is this the younger daughter?
Eddie
I only have one. She's 17.
Danny
Yeah, so the youngest.
Eddie
Yeah, the youngest daughter.
Danny
Yeah. That was crazy.
Eddie
I sent Nick a picture the other day, which I'm not gonna send to the group chat, but Tommy's got his driver's permit.
Danny
Oh, my God.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Danny
And what has he done?
Eddie
Don't know. But my. My wife took him driving the other day and came back and said that was a horrifying experience. So I think I'm gonna have to get him out on the open road.
Danny
Crazy.
Frank
Yeah.
Eddie
I'm not.
Danny
The scariest experience of my life.
Eddie
There's driving, like, parking lots with your Kids and driving back in pastures and, you know, driveways. And then there's driving that. First time you get on the open
Brandon
road, my dad just screaming at me as I'm passing a truck.
Danny
Everyone's drive work. The whole car is crying.
Frank
First time I got.
Danny
Trying to merge.
Frank
First time I got behind a wheel, my dad goes, all right, put your foot on the brake and then put it in the drive. And I stepped on the gas.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
And he goes, if you're going to. Around, we're not going to do this. And I was like, I wasn't around. I didn't know. I was like, there's two pedals. I was 50. 50. I was like, I guess it's this one.
Danny
Yeah, I didn't know that either.
Frank
I didn't know. I had no idea.
Danny
Right to I 70.
Eddie
Yeah, that's where I'm.
Brandon
We're going to Cabela's.
Tate
What the. What the.
Brandon
I can't go to Cabela's, mom. And then I try to turn the blinker. It's the windshield wiper. And I'm weeping.
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Danny
Everyone's screaming and weeping.
Eddie
I had two layers of it. I had the learning to drive. And then I. My first car that I bought, that they bought me like six months into my driver's license, once I got my driver's license, day I turned 15. First car they bought me was a stick shift. So they taught me to drive, and then they had to teach me a stick shift six months later. And the stick shift was way worse than learning to drive.
Brandon
I believe that.
Eddie
And we had. In the Sonic in our town, had a. Had a, you know, parking lot highway, but there was a dip, right? You had to go down and up a little bit. And I got stuck in that for like 15 minutes one day.
Brandon
Got stuck in the Sonic where I
Eddie
got down, and then I was trying to do the clutch, and I would just roll back, and I was just. I was sitting there horrified, right on the highway, scared to death. And eventually I got it out of there somehow by a miracle. But learning to drive a stick was more traumatic than learning to drive a car, period.
Kyle
Me and my neighbor. What do they call it? You dropped the clutch. We ruined it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
What is that called when you dropped the clutch?
Brandon
I never thought of you.
Kyle
Our Neighbor Shout out, Mr. D. Sorry about your.
Eddie
Sorry about his what?
Kyle
Stick shift car. We've broke it.
Eddie
Oh, you broke your neighbor's car, Mr. DJ.
Kyle
Me and his daughter, we were the same age, so he's. And my dad wanted me to learn stick too. So he took us out, Subaru, and we broke, like.
Eddie
So your dad's like, go ruin your neighbor's car?
Kyle
Yeah, we ruined it.
Brandon
I don't know how to drive stick.
Kyle
It was so stressful.
Eddie
You learned to drive a Subaru? Yeah, I figured that
Kyle
when I was going for my gym teacher degree. Came in handy.
Eddie
I used to.
Brandon
We used crumpled up pussies in the back.
Eddie
This is disgusting. In here. We used to drive. You know, I live on a very rural, a very country road, and at 14 years old, I would just drive up and down it. Nobody cared. He didn't have a license. But my dad, when he was teaching me to drive the stick, we tried that country road, and somebody would be behind me, and I would just be stuck trying to figure it out. And I'd say, go around. He said. And my dad was like, no, you never let people go around. You're out here to drive. Drive. And that's how I learned to drive.
Danny
Probably the best approach, though.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, that'll get you killed, stopping in front of people and tell them to go around.
Brandon
Was this in your dad's car?
Eddie
No, it was in my 9693 Ford Probe.
Brandon
Okay.
Jay
Did you guys get yours at 16 or 18?
Brandon
16.
Eddie
Driver's license? 15.
Jay
Yeah, same. But I was talking to people from New York, and I feel they said they all just like, wait.
Brandon
They just don't get it.
Jay
Yeah, they don't care either. I was very excited.
Eddie
Yeah, they don't care. That that's. That's a weird thing to me. People that, like, of age. I was counting down the days to my driver's license for two years, and then people that get of age and, like, I'll get it.
Frank
Yeah. But that's because, like, we grew up in a place where that's your ticket to getting out of the house.
Eddie
Freedom.
Frank
Get a little freedom. If you grew up in New York City, I imagine you don't need.
Eddie
What'd you do?
Brandon
I don't know.
Frank
I was.
Mincy
I was trying to check something.
Eddie
I thought I was off camera. Okay.
Jay
Make sure your dick's still there.
Eddie
Did you guys. On Friday, Friday and Saturday nights, what was your driving situation? Because we had. We had a highway. We had a strip of highway that was about a mile long. You drive through the Sonic loop around, drive up to the car dealership and back, and that's what we did.
Danny
All McDonald's and back sheets and McDonald's.
Frank
I go to make out point.
Brandon
You got to make our point.
Che
Yeah.
Eddie
What'd you do? At Make Out Point.
Frank
Well, that's what's funny. What did all the people making out.
Eddie
They're getting it in over there.
Brandon
If you were very cool, you got to park at the Sheets. And then there was the overflow parking at the church.
Danny
Vance.
Brandon
At the Vance Memorial. Yeah.
Eddie
How would you qualify to park at the Sheets? Is that just first come, first server?
Frank
No, no.
Brandon
Like if. If Robert Jones came, I was moving my car.
Jay
Okay.
Eddie
Well, we had a cool side and a gay side of Sonic.
Brandon
You had a gay side of Sonic?
Eddie
We had a cool side and a gay side.
Brandon
How big was your gay population?
Eddie
Well, no, no, no, no. That wouldn't.
Brandon
Oh, gay. In the common usage of lane, you're
Eddie
the cool or you're gay and you drive. You pull into the Sonic, you go around and that's the cool side. If you parked on the first side, that was the gay side. And I think I was honoring that until I was 35 years old.
Danny
Really.
Eddie
I'd pull in with my kids in car seats and I'd pull in. Now I can't pull in. Daddy, there's a spot right there. Nuh, not us. And I went around to the cool side.
Brandon
Were you the cool side though?
Eddie
So I wasn't. I wasn't part of the cool crowd, but I got to be on the cool side. You know, I was. I would say. Well, cuz, I mean, the gay side was the lame side. You don't ever. You'd rather just not park then park on that side.
Brandon
Like Tate's constructing something out there.
Che
Do you guys ever drive around just to get lost and figure out how to get back?
Eddie
I wouldn't drive around to get lost, but I would drive back roads to. To death.
Brandon
I just don't know if we had an. Could we even get lost?
Kyle
I got horrifically lost.
Eddie
I wouldn't know how to get like.
Kyle
I was like following the sun, lost, trying to get home. This was before cell phones had the Navigator. Yeah, like pulling map. I remember I went to Harrisburg to see a concert and trying to get home.
Brandon
What? What was it? You going to dispatch and you're covered in Pachuli oil and a hemp bracelet.
Kyle
Dave Matthews.
Eddie
Okay.
Kyle
And I did have a hemp necklace.
Brandon
I thought so.
Eddie
The glass.
Brandon
Glass mushroom. Yeah, I think I saw you.
Eddie
Do people still get lost? Do kids get lost?
Brandon
I don't think so.
Kyle
I mean, I. Back then, before navigate. I did get lost. It was like the first time my parents really let me take the car for like an overnight. And I remember just following. I ended up In Philadelphia, which was way past. My house is between Harrisburg and Philadelphia. I ended up in Philadelphia. And then I was like, I got to follow the sun. I got to like. Cuz when you're a kid, you're not paying attention. You're just like, like around in the car. You're not paying attention to like signs. I got hopelessly lost and my phone was dying and I, I, yeah, I was running low on gas. I had like $5 in my little. I don't know how I got home.
Frank
I think kids get lost less frequently, but when they do get lost, it's more profound now. Like, it's like they're two blocks away from home and they're their pants. Like I don't know how to get home because they like, if you don't have your phone died or. Dude, when your phone dies, I feel like the, the dread is more than it used to be.
Eddie
Mark, me and, Me and Tommy were taking a. He had a kid that came over and they played video games and played in the backyard, whatever. We were taking him home and the kid didn't know where he lived. Kid didn't know how to get to where he lived. And like, did you use your patience? He said, I think it's around here. I was getting. I said, what's your address? He didn't know it. Like he says, I think it's around. And I had to take. I ended up. It wasn't until I took like the fourth turn in a circle where it was. Oh, I know where I am now. The kid didn't know where he lived. 15 years old.
Frank
Yeah.
Eddie
And I don't think they know that. Like it's a little different.
Frank
He lives in the same town as you.
Eddie
Like he was the next town over.
Frank
But yeah, it's not like that far away.
Eddie
No, not, not at all.
Frank
That's crazy.
Eddie
But I knew my whole county. I knew I could, I could, I knew it. Like, I guess back roads and small town kids have to know it a little bit better.
Frank
I remember my high school, everyone had a shitty car and it made it so that, that this wasn't intentional, but it was. It's funny looking back that like you could spot everyone's car in town because it was like the only one of that type. There was only one like 1994 Buick Century, right?
Kyle
Yeah.
Eddie
That's what my friends drive by a
Frank
grocery store and there are a thousand cars. But you can see your friend's car because you're like, that's the only car in the town.
Danny
Similar person Driving.
Frank
Exactly.
Eddie
Still have that problem. Oh yeah, yeah. My friend drove a gray Buick Century.
Frank
Yeah.
Eddie
And we. And it was a shitty car. Everybody knew it was a shitty car, but God, we tore up the roads in that shitty car. Just went everywhere in it.
Brandon
When I get a car, I want to re.
Eddie
Buy.
Brandon
I had a 92 Jeep Cherokee. That's the car I want to get again.
Frank
Oh yeah.
Eddie
Have, have y'. All. I'm not trying to put anybody on blast. Have y' all seen that old style Ford?
Brandon
Yes.
Frank
Whose is that?
Eddie
I don't know. I don't know if they live in the neighborhood. It's an old fort, like 70s style.
Frank
Oh yeah, it is beautiful too.
Kyle
It's been parking on the end.
Eddie
It's beautiful. It's like a 1978 Ford F150.
Brandon
It's awesome.
Eddie
And it's in good condition. I want one of those. Our Bronco or something like that.
Frank
It's got a bench seat.
Eddie
It has to, right? I haven't looked inside, but it's those old Fords.
Frank
Big ass mirrors.
Eddie
Yep, yep.
Kyle
I think I talked about on the show the other day, I got a stick. Somebody put one of those stickers on my car at the. It's like, hey asshole, you park like a.
Brandon
Wait, really?
Eddie
Here?
Brandon
I didn't hear you talking about that.
Kyle
I was parked where. Where those apartments are.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Perfect distance between me and either car on either side of me. Same slant. I got out of work, I looked at my. And it was on my driver's side window and it was like, hey asshole, you park like a moron. And then in finer language, it was a business card. It was like, hey, a five year old could stay inside the lines. You can't. I walked around my car four times being like, what did I do wrong? And it's eating away at me. And it worked because now I'm not parking over there. I'm parking in the very back of our line.
Brandon
Seriously?
Eddie
Seriously. People passing out those cards are worse than people that can't park.
Brandon
Oh yeah, wait, but it says limit one, so you're good now.
Kyle
But I'm afraid to park. There, it worked. I'm afraid to park.
Brandon
Hey, that's up if you're parked.
Kyle
I swear I checked like so many times.
Brandon
Was it easy to peel off?
Frank
Hey, you suck at grammar. Why are there quotes around? Yeah, I hate even a five year old. Yeah, just unnecessary quotes.
Kyle
But now I'm keeping it in my car to use on someone else.
Eddie
Oh, you're going to turn into the very thing.
Brandon
Wait, is that Like a business card?
Kyle
Yes.
Frank
Oh, okay.
Kyle
It's just a business card. But it. I was like, what the hell? And no cars on either side of me had it.
Eddie
Do you think it was a co worker that saw you?
Brandon
This is Danny Conrad.
Kyle
That's what I said.
Jay
It took me nine. I swear to gods to convince her it wasn't me. It wasn't. I feel like someone else is just with you because who would just have that?
Kyle
I don't know.
Brandon
But it's different.
Jay
If they wrote a note.
Kyle
I took a picture at the way I parked, and I keep looking at it every day. I'm like, is there some new clue? But no.
Jay
Was it between lines or.
Kyle
Yes. There's no lines.
Eddie
There are no lines out there.
Jay
But the cars were already there and you park perfectly in between them.
Kyle
Yes.
Eddie
I don't know.
Kyle
It's eating away at me. It's all right.
Brandon
Who are these boys just throwing balls around?
Eddie
I don't know. I. I don't know.
Kyle
Were you guys ever really reckless driving when you were young?
Brandon
Oh, I'm the biggest dork. Yeah. 10. 10 miles under the speed limit.
Danny
I always pop my tires.
Eddie
We had a.
Danny
Every day we had off your tires streak, summer 2010. I just. Every day.
Kyle
Doing what?
Danny
Driving to the rope swing.
Eddie
Oh. Oh, that sounds.
Brandon
I was too afraid of rope swing because of the gar.
Danny
There was a little section that was just.
Eddie
Gar ain't gonna mess with it.
Che
Scared me.
Danny
There was a spiked section of the road.
Kyle
Okay.
Danny
Yeah. It was a guarantee pop tire.
Frank
But I.
Danny
You'd get to the.
Kyle
Kept going.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon
I hate it when they put spiked sections on the road.
Danny
It wasn't even a dilemma. I had to get past it.
Eddie
We had an elevated railroad track in the country that you could get speed and you would ramp up hazard. I did that way too many times.
Kyle
We had a huge hill, the VA Hospital hill in Coatesville. And we'd play a game called Brakes don't work. And if you hit the brakes, you were a puss.
Eddie
Yeah, we did that too.
Kyle
Everybody in the car would yell at you, so you'd be going without hitting the brakes all the way to the bike. And it was like curvy as fuck. My mom's Altima.
Eddie
Did you ever spill over the treasure chest?
Kyle
No. No. Never spilled the treasure chest.
Brandon
My boy Vincent goo ramped his. The stinkiest car I've ever been in on the way to the palace of gold. I know. I know. Yeah. The goo had the stinkiest car.
Eddie
Huge.
Jay
Yeah.
Brandon
He was about seven feet tall.
Danny
Massive Chinese.
Brandon
But he played lacrosse, and his last name was so small on his giant jersey. But he ramped it on the way to the palace of Gold to buy weed from the Hare Krishnas.
Danny
Yeah, that's about.
Kyle
That's bad.
Eddie
That was Mad Libs.
Brandon
Yeah.
Eddie
You think
Brandon
smoking weed with Goo with the Krishnas was. What an experience that was.
Kyle
We would also test the limits of our freedom. So if curfew was, like, 10pm we'd see how far we could drive before we had to turn around. So we'd, like, make it all the way out to Lancaster for no reason and then turn around. Is that cool?
Eddie
It was cool.
Danny
That's cool.
Kyle
See how far we could get before we started to panic and had to turn around.
Jay
Good.
Kyle
Yeah. Pretty sick.
Eddie
Good times. The good old days.
Kyle
Good old days.
Frank
Smoke weed with Goo and the Krishnas anymore, dude?
Brandon
I've tried to reach out to Goo.
Kyle
Can't get a hold of it.
Eddie
You're not hooked up with Goo still?
Brandon
Nah, not hooked up with Goo.
Danny
I hate it when dudes brought paraphernalia in my car.
Brandon
I got so paranoid.
Danny
Don't bring weed in my car. They put them. Just put it in the.
Brandon
The dashboard, and then they would turn on their music.
Danny
So loud Cushion orange juice by Wizard Khalifa.
Frank
Every time.
Eddie
I think weed's so, so much more normal now that when I was coming up, like, 94, 95, 96, weed was still just for the truly bad, really bad kids.
Frank
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
It. You didn't have, like. I didn't hang with the truly bad kids. Those were the ones smoking weed. I didn't. Weed wasn't normal to me until, like, college.
Mincy
Nate just quit.
Brandon
No way.
Eddie
Why?
Frank
All right, good luck, guys. Clap it up.
Eddie
Clap it up.
Kyle
Why? Why'd he quit?
Eddie
Seeing you, dude.
Brandon
Is he hungry?
Eddie
Were they kicking him out? And then he.
Tate
Good hanging out with you, Nate. Hope to see you soon.
Eddie
Treat yourself to a day in Chicago. You did great addition. 23 hours, Nate. Let me know what you're doing. Do we want to?
Danny
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle
Kind of get the raw reaction. He might not want to. You might be tired.
Frank
Yeah, you're right, Brandon. Weed was like a severed head.
Eddie
Yeah. If a guy had weed, weed was a bridge too. I couldn't even fathom it.
Danny
I think we were more toward the transitional period of it being normalized, but parents looked at it as if it was heroin.
Kyle
Oh, big time. I dabbled in high school and remember thinking like that my parents wouldn't be able to smell it if I sprayed some bath and body Works on myself. Not if you're smoking it out of tinfoil.
Brandon
I was always walking through the high school halls, like, with my eyes squinted because I wanted people to think I was. I wanted people to think I was a stoner so bad with my Bob Marley shirt where half the head of it was a lion.
Eddie
All right, Nate.
Tate
Kate.
Brandon
I would have had you anyway.
Eddie
23 hours. Did you quit or did you do make a mistake?
Nate
I let go.
Eddie
Okay.
Nate
Yeah.
Frank
On purpose. On accident.
Nate
On purpose.
Frank
Okay.
Nate
Basically, I got zero sleep last night.
Frank
Yeah.
Brandon
Not chatted with the chat all night.
Nate
Yeah.
Eddie
I saw you were just sitting up in the car.
Nate
I saw. I got super congested and, like, laying down was. I couldn't breathe. I was like, choking to death. So I just talked to the chat. And then I didn't eat dinner last night because Ethan stole all the pizza. And then I didn't eat.
Eddie
Oh. So how long sleep and eat?
Brandon
How long's your fast?
Nate
27 hours or something.
Jay
Okay.
Nate
And I like looking at, like, Blutman is never gonna let go. Meek Phil's never gonna let go. Deutsch is a maniac. And I was like, I. I wanted to do the challenge, but I don't know when that's gonna be. And I. I was feeling it.
Brandon
So I think you have something.
Frank
Proud of your head.
Eddie
Got burritos out there?
Kyle
Yep.
Danny
Get some food.
Kyle
A ton of breeds. Go eat.
Brandon
But eat.
Danny
I think that was a very strategic and smart quit. You assess the situation. You know, you don't want to do another 24 plus hours.
Brandon
This is exactly where I would have quit.
Nate
Yeah, No, I feel fine about it. It was fun. I'm glad I came and did it.
Jay
You know, how were vibes when you left anything?
Nate
It's awkward.
Eddie
Yeah.
Nate
I mean, if you saw Meek and Climber last night, you know, they did it again today with Blutman, and it's just.
Brandon
So we are scrambling for some ideas just to see is there anything you experiencing this thinks that.
Jay
Think that should be added or any inside info.
Brandon
What if we turned off the lights?
Nate
No, they want that. Oh, yeah. That was the other thing. Like, the lights are so bright last night, nobody slept. I don't know. Like, they're pooping in there now. I don't know if there's anything you can really do.
Brandon
How bad does it smell? You're congested.
Nate
I can't smell a thing. They are acting like it's. It's poverty levels in there.
Brandon
Just absolutely. Oh, like stinky poor people.
Nate
Yes.
Frank
You get it?
Che
Yeah.
Brandon
Danny, you could handle it.
Frank
That Was me. Danny, I'm sorry.
Brandon
Yeah, you.
Eddie
Dude.
Jay
I'll be honest. I don't quite get it just because I'm poor.
Frank
It was a joke.
Brandon
Yeah.
Jay
Rich people like bad car.
Eddie
All right, so good. Solid. Quit cry when I get home.
Brandon
Yeah, like, that's.
Nate
No regrets.
Eddie
Yeah.
Nate
Feels good to be out.
Frank
Is that a Casa Bonita hat?
Nate
Yes.
Frank
Yeah, it's good, man.
Nate
You went.
Frank
Yeah, I've been a couple times.
Nate
I went on Christmas Day.
Eddie
It was closed.
Brandon
Oh, yeah. Wait, how'd you get the hat?
Nate
I bought it on the Internet.
Brandon
Oh, that's so sad.
Eddie
No way.
Danny
That's the saddest story.
Brandon
The fact that you went on Christmas Day.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
Did you buy the hat, like, on your drive back?
Nate
No, I bought it recently. I. I buy a lot of merch from Casa Benita Mexican restaurant I've never been to. That's in Colorado.
Brandon
Oh, my God.
Nate
I have a Christmas sweater.
Frank
You haven't been inside? Yes. So you saw the fountain?
Brandon
You've been.
Nate
No.
Frank
What. What do you mean?
Nate
I. There's a sign on the door that said closed, but you.
Frank
You saw, like, the outside fountain. You saw the.
Nate
Oh, yes, yes.
Danny
Outside.
Eddie
I thought you meant, like, the cliff.
Nate
No, no, no, no, no.
Eddie
Like, I. I.
Nate
At least I more or less traveled there to go to Casa Benite.
Brandon
But you decided to go on Christmas.
Frank
You flew.
Danny
You flew to Denver on Christmas.
Frank
Christmas.
Nate
I had a girlfriend who. Well, she still lives there, but she's no longer my girlfriend, and it's the distance, and so we wanted to go.
Eddie
Yeah.
Nate
And we picked the wrong day.
Danny
Does she have merch?
Nate
We don't speak anymore. She has me blocked.
Brandon
Oh, I heard she's with a cliff diver now.
Eddie
No.
Nate
Nice lady, though.
Eddie
All right, Nate. Well, thanks for stopping by.
Nate
I think that went really well.
Frank
You nailed it.
Jay
Could have definitely left out the block.
Eddie
Go eat and sleep.
Nate
All right. Love you guys.
Brandon
She has you blocked.
Lucas
Yeah.
Eddie
You know, what are you gonna do?
Brandon
Yeah, okay.
Eddie
They, like.
Brandon
They all do.
Frank
Yeah.
Kyle
Go eat a burrito.
Brandon
See you, Nate.
Frank
Does he mean exes?
Brandon
I think that's what she identifies as.
Eddie
They could be even larger.
Frank
They is her is just women people. He seems. He seems okay.
Danny
Yeah, I think. I think he realized how good of a move that was.
Eddie
There's a certain, you know, smartness about seeing the finish line, how far away it is, and being like, I don't even care to.
Frank
Yeah.
Brandon
But that gave these guys a ton of hope now.
Eddie
Yeah, you need one to leave because.
Brandon
How long has it been since the last quit? Was it like, 10 hours ago.
Kyle
Wasn't it, Spider?
Eddie
Yeah. It was like midnight. Right. 12:15.
Frank
Nate felt like a guy that would quit. Right. So like if. If you're one of those other people and you see Nate leave, like when. When Won leaves, I don't know if that's a huge win because you know that's coming.
Eddie
Yeah. I still think.
Frank
Felt like he could have gone the distance.
Tate
Camp.
Frank
That's got to be a huge W for those camps.
Mincy
Meek.
Eddie
Deutsch Camps doesn't have income.
Brandon
And Phil, that I don't know. I don't know when and how. And Blutman. I'm sorry. Yes.
Jay
Yeah, I think we're sleeping on Donnie.
Kyle
Yeah.
Jay
Because he's. He's come too far to only come this far.
Kyle
And he's done all those peak ins and like in other. He's like used to discomfort.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Like all those travels are not comfortable and probably like time changes and lack of sleep.
Danny
And that's why I think Phil is surprising me. He's someone who only does what he wants.
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon
No phone this long. I don't know if it's freeing for him.
Danny
Maybe it's starting to.
Kyle
Are there any big games that Meek will be up to, set to be missing?
Brandon
Oh, my God.
Mincy
Playoff hockey.
Brandon
Wait, where is bl.
Mincy
Where is Blutman?
Eddie
I guess he got a free pass. Has he gone to the bathroom?
Brandon
Oh, wait, he has. He won a shower.
Eddie
Oh, that's right.
Jay
Or he won an hour of sitting, though. Did he trade?
Brandon
He traded it for a shower.
Jay
Smart.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
There's been a lot of trades. There's been a lot of first ever sentences. I know. Camps traded his burrito to Wonton for wantons. Shit break. So a lot of savvy moves going.
Eddie
But. So right now, when we're looking at that. In that corner is human shit.
Brandon
That's human shit.
Tate
Yeah.
Eddie
Freshman shit.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Do you think Camps is at a disadvantage because at least the other guys want to keep the money?
Brandon
I think Camps is at an advantage to where he can. He doesn't have any like, friendships or.
Tate
Awkward.
Kyle
I was gonna say. Would that hurt him?
Brandon
That's a good point. I don't know. I don't know anything.
Eddie
This is his income for the year.
Kyle
True.
Eddie
As of right now.
Kyle
Hey, with the poker money, that's 60k altogether.
Eddie
Yeah, but it's not real money.
Jay
What do you think would be your next checkpoint?
Brandon
Dinner.
Jay
Like if you. Yeah.
Eddie
Midnight maybe. Right?
Jay
Really? Or bowing out right before bed.
Mincy
Like I was.
Eddie
I was kind of thought of being able to go to a real bed.
Brandon
That Was. That would be tempting.
Jay
I was kind of surprised by Tommy bowing out right before bed because he knew that he had a.
Eddie
He had a blonde to get to.
Jay
He might have.
Brandon
Yeah.
Jay
That makes way more sense. But if you're going to be sleeping in Chicago anyways, might as well spend the night there.
Brandon
Yeah, I think he had a blonde.
Eddie
It was a blonde. Really?
Brandon
To sleep a top? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Frank
Wow.
Eddie
Wow, look at that.
Brandon
Poor Burns, man. I think he was the only one eliminated. Not quitting.
Eddie
Really.
Frank
Only six people left in our solitary confinement challenge.
Brandon
Yeah. Imagine solitary confinement with 22 of the people you see every day. It's solitary confinement.
Tate
But.
Brandon
But you're with a ton of people and can leave.
Eddie
Yeah, that's right.
Frank
That's.
Brandon
It's a little spin.
Frank
First of its kind. Solitary confinement.
Eddie
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Che
I have something that just kind of popped in my head.
Eddie
Do it.
Che
Is that somebody mentioned, like, gym teachers before.
Eddie
Sure.
Che
If we took, you know, pay out of it, which is a factor that limits people from being teachers, I think. Would being a gym teacher be an awesome job if pay had. No, I think.
Brandon
I think being a teacher in general would be an awesome job.
Eddie
Yeah. But gym teachers.
Brandon
So you get to change some lives. You get summers off. You don't think.
Eddie
So who are you sucking up to right now?
Brandon
I like to. I would be a teacher if I didn't with the. Right.
Eddie
Yeah. A lot of shitty kids, other people's kids can get on your nerves real, real fast.
Brandon
What about like high school teacher.
Eddie
And if you show up, if you show up in first week of August and you identify, you've got two or three shitty kids and you've got nine more months or 10 more months, it's got a suck. Gym teacher doesn't have. Gym teacher has this cycling kids from around the school for what, 30 minutes at a time. You know, you're not with the same kids.
Jay
So everyone's excited for gym class.
Eddie
Yeah.
Jay
Like, my gym teachers were almost like drill sergeants get in line.
Danny
Really?
Jay
Yeah.
Eddie
Well, I think kids are well behaved at the beginning of gym class, and then you realize I would just let them go. But, like, kids are excited to get there. This is a reprieve for them. So you get the best version of the kids.
Jay
Right. Also, I think the gym teachers at my high school would make the same as any other teacher. Health and fitness teacher. I think so.
Eddie
Oh, and often they're also coaches too. Right.
Jay
In that realm. Why wouldn't you want to just have recess for class all day instead of teaching science?
Eddie
Play dodgeball all day or just watch dodgeball all day. I guess the seventh dodgeball class, you're. You're kind of tuned out, I guess.
Danny
Oh, yeah. I don't know if I'd love to watch kids play.
Brandon
I mean, you guys are making me
Eddie
seem weird now, but it's better than. I would rather watch kids play. Play dodgeball than teach them math.
Danny
Right.
Eddie
Teach them fractions.
Kyle
I think art teacher would be awesome.
Eddie
Okay. I like that.
Brandon
I agree.
Kyle
That would be. Elementary art would be. Well, even the high school kids then get really into it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
They get to choose to take it, too. A class that kids are choosing to take.
Eddie
How happy do you think shop teachers are? If we even still have.
Brandon
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if that's happening.
Kyle
I loved shop class. We had metal shop and wood shop.
Eddie
But teaching kids just use hammers and nails and I guess now computer programs with all that.
Brandon
I don't know.
Eddie
They got it. They have to be just happy doing that. Right? Because that's what they would do anyway.
Kyle
Yeah. I remember we made CD case holders.
Eddie
Really?
Kyle
And we, like, made cool stuff. It was fun.
Eddie
I had a T square, and I still don't know why.
Brandon
Case holders.
Kyle
It was like a wood thing. And then, like, little pegs all down the side.
Eddie
See, that's how. That's how basic. I thought she meant the little thing. CDs come in. Wait. Shut up. Sorry. Sorry.
Kyle
Yes. Why? Titus.
Brandon
Oh, Meek's. Phil.
Eddie
That's Blotman's back.
Brandon
It's all the same.
Eddie
Freshly showered.
Mincy
Was your.
Eddie
Did your guys.
Mincy
Gym teachers also double as, like, boyfriends and girlfriends?
Eddie
Double as what?
Mincy
Like, our gym teachers, one marking period out of the four, was a health teacher. And then one year it was our driver's ed teacher. Was our gym.
Danny
They would.
Frank
Floating. They're floating teachers.
Mincy
So, like, our gym teacher was talking to about, like, periods and.
Danny
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh, no, no.
Frank
Yeah, we had that.
Brandon
No, our health teacher was separate. Our gym teacher was just Jim. And he wasn't even the coach in high school.
Eddie
All our gym teachers were just the football coaches.
Brandon
Okay.
Eddie
That was the football coach.
Brandon
Was the priest.
Eddie
What?
Brandon
Yeah.
Eddie
Y' all must not have been very good at football.
Brandon
I don't think so.
Jay
He.
Danny
He hurt boys. No, he was one of, like, not the. He was one of the priests who actually up boys and didn't want anything else from them. He was tough. I remember he said. He said against St. Michael's he said.
Eddie
And we were like, oh, just hurting boys, saying.
Danny
But he was a beast. He was so called. Like, he said he dominated the. The Seminary league.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
I don't know how competitive that was.
Brandon
I don't know, dude. Those dudes, like, imagine, like, playing a contact sport against guys that can't.
Frank
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.
Danny
Really tough. Probably better than, like, D3.
Brandon
Definitely. Dude on Web Today on commercial break. T. Bob doesn't know anything about White Sox Dave.
Danny
So I got to.
Brandon
It was the most rewarding thing. Danny showing him. He never saw the gum video. He doesn't know about. I'm Dylan. He don't know about Velcro wall. It was amazing. I compared it to. I think it'll be the same sensation when I see my spawn take their first steps. Seeing T. Bob watch White Sox Dave chew gum and then knowing that Dave's about To wipe it under the table. Like, knowing that that's coming up. It was the best feeling of my life.
Eddie
Y' all did Dave clips on WUB off air. Oh, okay.
Frank
All right.
Brandon
Oh, but I'm making a play to get Dave on wub, especially during baseball season with the whites.
Jay
Would this be his, like, last TV appearance since the gum game? I think you got to make him chew gum. Redemption.
Frank
How is he taking the White Sox this year?
Brandon
I'm really excited.
Eddie
I'm a little mad at him, though, because I told. I said here on this show, this
Frank
before the season, you're like, there's. It's different.
Eddie
I said, there's some exciting things, but, nah, no, no, I'm not. And he just wouldn't. He wouldn't have it, and he wouldn't. And now he's like, oh, mister, I'm excited about the White Sox. I told him this three months ago.
Brandon
We're trying to convince Che to be a fan and see how Dave reacts
Eddie
to the White Sox. Yeah, that'd be funny, Chase.
Danny
Yeah, you should.
Che
What do you want me to get a. Yeah. Morikama jersey?
Eddie
Yeah.
Jay
What do you think about Jerry Reinsdorf? Based off what? You know, Che bad owner of the
Che
Bulls, and he currently owns the White Sox.
Eddie
Correct.
Jay
So there's no way you could be pro. Jerry Reinsdorf. That's what really.
Che
Is his son doing it? Is it Michael Reinsdorf?
Jay
No, I think it's still mostly Jerry.
Brandon
Are there any owners that people like? Oh, the Broncos owners liked. Stan Kroenke's the man. Yeah, I love Cronky.
Kyle
Kind of hot.
Brandon
There he is. I knew it.
Che
There's a very funny Jim Dolan PR thing now. He started this, I think, like, two years ago, where he, like, almost like Willy Wonka's it. After a playoff game, especially if they win, there's an area of MSG where all of the players and stuff. It's like the players parking lot, and they come out of there, and kids and stuff can wait by the gates. And he's been coming out and, like, giving ball, like, game balls to kids, which is pretty cool. But then there's a clip that emerged that made me cackle this morning. So Jim Dolan owns Cable Fission, which is like. I think it's Time Warner or maybe it's. It's basically a cable empire in New York, and they've Monopoly, so he's the son of the owner, so he now owns it. And one of the dads of one of the kids is trying to get us on the Ball and just yells, I love cable vision. As Tim Dolan delivering the ball. But he's a hated owner, but is now kind of doing like PR stuff like this to curry favor.
Frank
I love cable vision. I love cable vision.
Brandon
That's really funny. Stan Kroenke, though, has the Rams won a championship recently?
Frank
The Aves, the AVs.
Brandon
Who else does he have? The Nuggets.
Danny
Both of the. He has all of those.
Brandon
Yes. And he has the Colorado FCS soccer team.
Lucas
And the most important one, Arsenal has not won a single thing.
Brandon
Well, yeah, but they're funding all these other champions. That's awesome.
Lucas
Problem right there.
Frank
What? I thought.
Lucas
We're on the brink, though. Five games.
Brandon
He has two soccer teams, right? He has Screaming Eagle, too.
Frank
Rams, Nuggets, ABS Rapids.
Lucas
His. His legacy.
Brandon
He owns personal women.
Lucas
His legacy will be defined by how Arsenal does. He thinks he's a real estate mogul. No, you will be remembered by how Arsenal does.
Brandon
Well, and he married into this wealth, no?
Lucas
Very much so. Non compete contracts for Walmart.
Kyle
Oh, it's Walmart money.
Brandon
He married into the wall.
Lucas
Married to one of the daughters.
Kyle
That'll do it.
Frank
Arsenal's about to win those on the brink mark.
Lucas
Five games with.
Brandon
Yeah, you should be happy.
Frank
This isn't the time to do the.
Danny
Look at this.
Frank
All positive vibes, right?
Lucas
He's gotta. He's gotta get over the line for me to change my kids, my tune. I like Josh. Josh is okay.
Brandon
You like Josh?
Lucas
Josh, the old man. The old man is the one that I am very bitter towards.
Brandon
So do you think Josh will take over and that'll be good?
Lucas
So ever since he's been in charge of us, he's. He's sort of taken us over since, like. I think it was like Kovid, it's been a bit better.
Frank
What's the. What's Tottenham's situation?
Eddie
They are still.
Lucas
So they need a lot of favors. They're actually in a very tough spot. They. They need us to win. We are their main rivals, but they need us to win, which is haram, because we're playing West Ham next, who they're competing with against. So they're. They're in a pickle.
Frank
So they. They, as of right now, would be relegated?
Lucas
As of right now, yes.
Frank
But there's still two games left, is that right?
Lucas
Yeah, there's two or three games.
Brandon
Do you know who a Tottenham Die Hard is?
Frank
I do now. Yeah. I've been told it's green gray.
Brandon
Ever since he got this job, every. Everything's gone around.
Eddie
There's just. No way. He's a die hard.
Brandon
Yeah, I believe it's his name.
Frank
Liam Blutman looked me in the eye and said, did you know Greg can name every single goal that's been scored by Tottenham going back like five years? No, there's no way. And he goes, yeah. We asked him and he couldn't do it, but he said he could.
Danny
I love.
Frank
Apparently this happened at the cave where Greg just said that. And then someone got out their phone and they're like, all right. When you beat, you know, when you lost to Arsenal 31 in. In 2023, who was your goal scorer? And he's like, I don't know. He's like, I just don't know.
Brandon
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure of that one.
Frank
That's how you advance industry.
Brandon
I respect that, honestly.
Frank
Reminds me of. He came on mostly hoops right as the NCAA term was about to start and he said nobody loves the NCAA tournament more than me. And he was the. The guys that have the. The college basketball show. So then like later in the day he were in the cave and everyone's just asking him the most basic college basketball questions. He's like, how the would I know that dude?
Brandon
We laugh now. We will be working for him.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
Nine years.
Kyle
Did you see the bottle service he got?
Brandon
Yes. Barstool Greg.
Kyle
Barstool Greg.
Che
So I have some fun news about Barstool Greg.
Brandon
You don't even need to say fun because it will be redundant.
Che
We take dozen match yesterday it was Barcelonal or Team Chicago versus the Ice people and Elio was a late scratch, unable to attend for whatever reason. And so Greg makes his debut as a full time fill in.
Frank
Wow.
Tate
What was his niche?
Che
His niche. I think it was a soccer.
Brandon
It was Tottenham.
Frank
Yeah. That's how we knew. Yeah.
Che
But tune in, I think next week the episode will drama.
Frank
Jeff told us he's a Tottenham super fan, which makes sense that they're now having the worst relegated. Oh God love him.
Brandon
He's perfect.
Eddie
God love you guys. You guys got a tape doesn't match. Coming soon, right?
Brandon
That's right.
Eddie
It could be a Greg apparent. That could be Greg. Appearances on you guys trivia matches are one of my favorite running things in the company right now for the Randy Jackson one.
Brandon
Randy Jackson. That was.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Frank
That was when it was the Spin Doctors.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
It was what he was looking for.
Brandon
Yeah. That's a simple one to make the.
Eddie
The Eggo waffle one.
Brandon
Yeah. We called him on a different category this time.
Danny
Yeah. Greg knows A lot. To even be able to pull Randy Jackson out of his. Right.
Brandon
He knows a lot. They're never the right answer. What he says is always a thing.
Frank
He always says something.
Danny
He knows things every single time. Yeah, he can, like, regurgitate the names of things really well.
Frank
He's answering a different question absolutely correctly.
Danny
No, there's no filler speed. She just gives you something.
Jay
What was the bit you used to do? Always saying that Ken Jack's at a wedding.
Frank
Whoever.
Brandon
They were going to phone a friend. We were going to say it was. We said it was a wedding.
Jay
It'd be like a Tuesday night and people would believe.
Brandon
Well, we retired it when it worked against Mook, who has been in the room when we've done that part of Mook. What do you got for us, Brando?
Eddie
I'm just looking. Shay, get us. Get us something. Cinco de Mayo. Do you celebrate or care? I do neither, I guess.
Kyle
Have you seen the new margarita trend?
Eddie
No.
Kyle
What is it that everybody's searching for? The restaurants in Chicago that do it. It's not quite a slushy margarita. It's like perfectly smooth, frozen.
Brandon
I like that world.
Kyle
And it's like bright colors like orange and yellow together. There's a few places in Pilsen I think to do it.
Brandon
Want to need that?
Kyle
But smoother.
Eddie
Smoother.
Danny
Like perfectly smooth, like a smoothie.
Frank
Are you describing ice cream?
Kyle
Not quite. No. It looks like ice cream, but it's margarita.
Eddie
Right?
Kyle
It's like the smoothest water ice.
Eddie
Do you lick it right?
Kyle
You.
Frank
Is there a straw involved?
Kyle
I'm trying to think of the word for it, the name for it. It's like.
Eddie
I think ice cream might be the name.
Kyle
It's becoming a trend across frozen.
Eddie
Margaret.
Kyle
But it's not water ice margaritas. It's kind of like water ice, but it's.
Eddie
Are you talking about snow cones?
Kyle
There's a certain word for it.
Danny
Is it a Slurpee margarita?
Frank
A Slurpee with tequila. I think it's like that because, like,
Brandon
margaritas are like almost like slush puppies, where it has the piece of ice.
Kyle
This has the ice cream smoothie, but it's. Look at them.
Brandon
Look. Hey, I'm intrigued.
Danny
You described it perfectly.
Brandon
Honestly. I go. Go get some for it.
Kyle
I almost, before the show said I wanted to see if I could like, get a bunch of them, but I didn't know how to get frozen.
Danny
Get us some, please, Case.
Brandon
But did you see that Coleman out. Cody. Cody.
Jay
No.
Kyle
No.
Brandon
So you know Coleman, probably from the shore.
Jay
A Little bit.
Brandon
Oh, my God.
Kyle
How good?
Brandon
Oh, my God.
Eddie
Okay.
Brandon
How good does that soft serve?
Kyle
Yes. That looks incredible. Christ, it reminds me of the movie.
Brandon
Yes. Oh, my God.
Kyle
Straight up. Want that?
Che
That's dole whip.
Brandon
But margarita.
Kyle
But margarita.
Frank
Is it margarita?
Brandon
No, if it's half soft serve, maybe.
Frank
I love tequila.
Brandon
I do too.
Kyle
So do I. I just.
Brandon
I just switched over.
Kyle
Yeah, it's one of the few makes
Brandon
my stomach feel good.
Eddie
I don't.
Brandon
I usually get sick after drinking like four drinks Tequila.
Frank
I mean, I don't.
Eddie
I have a good history with tequila.
Brandon
I hate it. Which. Which one of your kids is the product of that, huh?
Eddie
I don't know.
Brandon
Yeah, yeah, because we've want to keep.
Eddie
I don't know what she was drinking before she went out to that guy's house.
Brandon
That's right.
Mincy
Dairy and tastes like a fruity. So.
Brandon
So it's tequila and milk. This would make you shit.
Frank
Yeah, I still want it.
Kyle
I don't give.
Brandon
I want it to Kate Coleman.
Mincy
Clip is hilarious.
Brandon
Yeah. So, Danny. So I don't know Coleman too, too well. He was just filmed. First of all, he tweeted himself and he's like, I'm always in these side quests.
Tate
You're.
Brandon
I don't think you're allowed to say that about yourself. Secondly, I've never really spoken to him. He got caught in a Nick's like man on the street.
Eddie
Okay.
Brandon
And he reacted shockingly.
Jay
I haven't seen it yet, but I feel like he might have, in a nice way, a little bit of main character syndrome. I could just. Solely based off the fact that I remember when he got to the shore, he. Someone was filming him. And as he walked into the crowd to see us for the first time, he was like looking around hyping people up and it was just crickets. But I do like him.
Eddie
Him.
Frank
I'm just.
Eddie
You know why? I got a question in. I really, really, really need to know. Do you ever get time? All right, so we back here. What's your name? Coleman.
Brandon
Col. Nice to meet you, Coleman.
Eddie
My name is Steven. We here game one, second round. We here to get it going. Philly against the Knicks. What will it take for the Knicks to do what they need to do to secure game one in the back?
Brandon
What it'll take is them just showing up, walking on this court.
Eddie
They have a deeper bench.
Brandon
Is he a big Knicks fan?
Eddie
The greatest point guard in the world.
Brandon
Anthony Towns was looking more like Carl
Eddie
Anthony Ewing right now. Hang on a second, Mitch.
Tate
Rob, you try and take down his
Brandon
Knee one more time, you're gonna feel
Eddie
the whole brotherly love of New York City, brother.
Tate
Get ready.
Interviewer
Get ready. Cause we hear we're coming in four.
Eddie
Four. Go. Let's go. I love that. Listen, Mitchell Robinson, you gotta go at Embiid tonight. Come on, man. It's gonna take that. It's gonna take Mikel Bridges to step up and to do what he needs to do. What do you say about Mikel Bridges? What is gonna take. Mikal Bridges needs to be lights out from three. That's one, two.
Brandon
Impeccable defense non stop. It's Wingstop here on out.
Eddie
Yes. I got a question in. I really.
Brandon
But I don't know when was this.
Eddie
Do you ever get time and I'll
Tate
leave it at that.
Frank
What is that?
Brandon
I don't know what that is at all.
Che
No, that, that is. That's something. But
Brandon
that a Knicks thing.
Eddie
Well, something. Is it?
Che
So game six in Atlanta. Mitchell Robinson got ejected with Dyson Daniels. It was when the knicks were up 50 plus. It was like the third quarter and Dyson Daniels elbowed it, like, kind of gave a cheap shot to Mitchell Robinson. There was a big skirmish. They both got ejected. Mitchell Robinson posted a very, very funny video on his Instagram of a. Or a Snapchat or whatever of some animated character singing that. But there's more to it. There's some n words in there, but it was a very, very funny.
Eddie
It's this.
Che
It's hilarious. It's also very catchy. I think you can.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
No. Okay.
Eddie
Yeah.
Jay
I love Coleman, but I do not know him well enough to. To speak further.
Che
It's much better.
Brandon
Is that how his personality typically is?
Eddie
No.
Danny
He worked at the office with us. He was like a. He was pretty quiet. He was like a jolly.
Brandon
I know he did. Dancing, content. Kim.
Jay
Yeah. You guys probably know him more than.
Kyle
He was very nice.
Brandon
He was very nice.
Danny
Nice, pleasant.
Che
It's a big tie dye guy. Super friendly.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
The first thing I learned about him.
Eddie
Friendly or tie dye?
Frank
Tie dye.
Eddie
Yeah. I don't. I, I, I never talked to him very much. He was there. I was there.
Che
I think he was in charge of the rundown.
Nate
Right?
Eddie
Was he. Oh, maybe I did talk to him more than if I was in charge of the rundown. The, the rundown went through a lot of hands there towards the.
Brandon
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Part of New York. So it was, it was Michelangelo and a lot of, A lot of guys.
Jay
But John Rich, I remember it used
Brandon
to be an honor to be asked. And then it became like overnight, like. Yeah, A chore.
Eddie
Yeah. John Rich took it over and I don't know. Rundown's just something that I guess is now gone, but it was fun.
Che
Well, speaking of the Knicks, the Ben Stiller stuff, he's now responding to people on Twitter, of course, being a little
Eddie
grumpy about it because he went to the Met Gala instead of.
Che
So I think it probably would have been fine if Chalamet didn't exist, but there's been a hierarchy of Knicks fans, and Spike Lee is the next guy. He'll travel to every big road playoff game, and Chalamet does that for the most part. But Stillers in that space now, too, where he's always kind of been there and now with social media and, you know, he's getting a lot more visibility that he do. It's about the next. Every single day. And he's at pretty much every big game, and he has been at big games for a while. But then he shows up at the Met Gala and he's wearing an orange tie. His wife's wearing, like, a blue dress, and he's saying, Nixon 6. But then the game is happening. He's not there. And you see the video of Chalamet emerging from the tunnel, and he's there, which is, I think, a bit of a. A knock on Stiller is.
Brandon
I don't know if that's like a super fan move to say Nixon.
Eddie
Yeah, I was gonna say six doesn't seem like that big of a.
Brandon
That's a pretty close call with a seven seed.
Eddie
I think Nixon five is where you start. Nixon four. If you want to be a real asshole.
Frank
Right.
Eddie
Nixon six is like, I expect a very competitive series. Yeah.
Brandon
We're going to lose some.
Frank
Extremely reasonable.
Danny
We're about to lose.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
I think this is the difference between being married and not being married. That's my read on. This is Timothy Chalamet is not married. And he was like, I am not doing that. I'm. I'm going to go to the game. And Ben Stiller was like, okay, honey, whatever.
Eddie
You know,
Frank
like, that's.
Brandon
And. And he's with his wife that they had a little rocky patch.
Kyle
Yes.
Brandon
You can't be going to the next.
Frank
She went to. They went to the game the other day. Right. And then.
Brandon
That's a fair trade. It's a compromise.
Kyle
Compromise. That's right.
Frank
Eddie called her Marcia Brady. What the.
Eddie
Yeah, that was. That was. And he did it.
Frank
What.
Eddie
He did it for like an hour before we caught.
Brandon
I'm starting to. Not with Eddie.
Eddie
I'm out on Eddie. Insane Eddie, completely out on it.
Danny
Something about him. He's just fake.
Frank
Yeah,
Che
yeah.
Eddie
We've all been thinking it. Let's turn on Eddie. Just because he had the name of an actress or a role. God damn it, Titus, why are you so wide right now?
Frank
I don't know, man. You are.
Kyle
I feel like.
Jay
Yeah.
Danny
Suction me is.
Frank
Is Steve, you're the Knicks fan on the show. Do you think that these celebrities at MSG are competitive in that regard? Like, yes. I think the stereotype of the Lakers fans is that they're there to be seen, and there is, like, a little bit of a pecking order.
Danny
These guys way more.
Frank
So you think. You think it's the same thing.
Danny
It's more of, like. It's become more of, like, a PR requirement than, like, an actual identity to me.
Frank
Yeah. So this. This. This is gonna really hurt. Ben Stiller. That shall. This is supplanting him as number one.
Danny
Seems like it was just a big act, even if they love the Nick.
Frank
If I'm being honest, I didn't know Ben Stiller, like, officially had the throne.
Brandon
I don't associate him with the Knicks.
Frank
Spike Lee had it. I don't know.
Che
Spike Lee is still the guy, and
Frank
Spike Lee's still kind of the guy.
Brandon
I think Tracy Morgan more than Ben still.
Frank
If Spike Lee was stepping away, I don't think it's necessarily Ben Stillers automatically anyway, is it?
Che
I think they've both been kind of coming because, I mean, Spike Lee is awesome. He's certainly older and moving slower, so I don't know how long he's going to keep doing this, but Stiller has been. So they're positioned himself for this role.
Brandon
It's a young man's game.
Che
Bring up that picture from Instagram. Chalamet is like, one of the people because this is him as a young kid with Landry Fields and Andy Routtens, like, right to at the time. You know, Landry feels a good rookie year, but, like, not big name guy. So he's like a super fan since birth. Stiller is definitely more recent where he's. He's been going against for a while, but he's certainly been making an online push for, like, the Knicks guy recently. So I think Chalamet showing up last night and then still or not is kind of a tough look in there. They're both obviously still huge fans.
Frank
Yeah. My shallow meter is pointed straight up.
Eddie
We love monitoring celebrities and we love gatekeeping fandoms, so getting to do both at once is really So I think
Brandon
being a fan is one of the last things a common man can have over.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon
Celebs like that.
Eddie
Yeah. I've still. I haven't sat courtside at an NBA game or a basketball game.
Brandon
I never will, I guess.
Eddie
I never will even.
Brandon
I think our peak is maybe third row. Third row up, but not on the sides. Behind the. Behind the basket.
Eddie
I think it's second row behind the basket as well.
Tate
That's.
Brandon
That's.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
I've never done NBA, but I did a few college.
Brandon
That had to be so sick.
Eddie
You got a good run there in
Frank
one or two college games or. I had a good view.
Che
Titus. How about Mike Conley?
Frank
Yeah, that's pretty awesome.
Che
Yeah.
Eddie
Old man, 38 years old, doing it.
Frank
Huge. Three forced a TO.
Che
He got the walk off interview with. Whatever it was with Peacock.
Frank
Yeah.
Brandon
Damn.
Frank
Holy. It is kind of incredible because he was. He was. He was done kind of like they. They got rid of him. They. He bounced around. He was here for a second, right? The Bulls.
Che
He was on the Bulls for literally
Frank
an hour and a half.
Jay
Yeah.
Frank
Yeah.
Eddie
Weren't you?
Frank
Yeah, we were excited about that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I was excited for like one hour. Exactly one hour.
Brandon
And then bad news.
Jay
Yeah.
Frank
But now he has to play because everyone's hurt and he's. Yeah, he's doing okay. That's fun.
Eddie
Kyle. A city to take my wife to in the continental US that's not San Francisco, which we just went to, but kind of like San Francisco, which was wonderful. For a week. For a week. For a week. Say five days. Five days a city.
Danny
I'm big on Savannah, Georgia. I don't know how close it is to San Francisco.
Eddie
So the year we got married, we went to Savannah, Georgia. My favorite restaurant me and her ever ate at is in Savannah. It's called Jazz. It's a jazz club in a basement. Going back there would be wonderful, but I don't know.
Danny
Close to home too. Similar to home.
Eddie
It's too close, but it's also so Savannah to me. More of a two to three day city as opposed to a five day
Brandon
Cape May, New Jersey Cape.
Eddie
We vacationed a week in Cape May on Kate's recommendation a couple of weeks years ago. And it was fucking wonderful.
Brandon
Love it.
Danny
Santa Fe, New Mexico.
Eddie
Never been there. Never even thought about going.
Danny
Northern New Mexico, from what I hear, is unbelievable.
Eddie
Really? I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years.
Kyle
Apparently. Fantastic resorts. A great, like artsy Chachki scene.
Eddie
Let me throw San Diego at you. Because I've done la.
Brandon
It's very different than San Francisco, but it's the best place on earth.
Frank
Yeah.
Brandon
If you're interested in that.
Eddie
Can you get five good days out of San Diego?
Kyle
Yes. But you wouldn't want to stay like the downtown. Not that the downtown's sterile, kind of.
Brandon
But you could do Coronado Island.
Kyle
Coronado. There's really cool neighborhoods around the downtown.
Eddie
I just need you to know what me and my wife are looking for. We're looking for good food, nice weather, constant sex.
Brandon
Yes.
Jay
Yeah.
Kyle
Oh, yeah.
Brandon
Honestly, you should go down to Tijuana for a day, then get OTC Viagra. Really come back up and just whale away.
Eddie
Wow.
Danny
Wow.
Brandon
So get the drugs in Tijuana and San Diego.
Eddie
I see.
Brandon
Sure.
Frank
Maybe make sure it's that order.
Eddie
Okay.
Frank
You don't want to do the other.
Brandon
No, no, no.
Eddie
You don't want drugs in San Diego. Sexy.
Brandon
And you go.
Frank
You do not want to do it the other way.
Eddie
Let me.
Frank
What is Seattle? How does Seattle tickle your fancy you? That's what you're about to say.
Eddie
I was gonna say, let me throw Seattle, Washington. Seattle's a beautiful place. I've never been there.
Kyle
That's another.
Eddie
I'm at 36 states, I'm close to starting to make a run where I just knock them all out. So you're kind of far getting. I guess I am. But I think once you get, once you get to 40, you make that decision. All right, well, I'm here.
Frank
We are done Alaska.
Eddie
I haven't done Alaska because I want to go with you with my wife, too.
Brandon
Well, my favorite trip I've ever been on.
Frank
I want to shoot Tarman.
Jay
Do you count it? If you didn't spend the night there, Brandon, like for college football show, would you count?
Eddie
I do count. I do count. Going for like flying and flying out, I think.
Brandon
Shit or a meal.
Eddie
I don't count. Layover in the airport.
Jay
No, no, no.
Eddie
Like, I've never been to Minnesota, but I did layover in the Minneapolis airport one time, so I still don't count it.
Jay
No.
Frank
Get up to Minneapolis this summer.
Eddie
I, I. Mississippi State plays Game 2 and college football there this year. Yeah.
Brandon
Portland, Maine.
Kyle
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
When we were dating a day my wife and I came up with the ide one day we're gonna, we're gonna in July or August, we're gonna have our feet in the water at a little, you know, cabin in Maine or something. You know, right on the beach. Not cabin, but a beach house or something.
Kyle
You'd be a clambake guy.
Eddie
I would be a clambake guy. You're damn right I'd be a clambake guy. I fucking love oysters, dude. And it's about time I said it out loud.
Brandon
It's brave of you.
Eddie
I. I got to the point the other day, I was like, some foods I used to love, I don't love as much anymore. 19 years old. I thought pizza was the, you know, good pizza, not just. And I thought, I'll just be a pizza guy my whole life. And I don't. I don't fuck with pizza as much anymore.
Brandon
You don't fuck with pizza?
Eddie
I fuck with it. I eat it. But I don't like.
Brandon
It's not like pizza's pretty perfect.
Eddie
I don't build my week around it's perfect, but I now build my entire life around oysters. Oysters.
Danny
I feel like your entire life.
Eddie
Char grilled oysters.
Danny
Have you been to Shuckenbach lately?
Eddie
I went to. In Augusta. We went to Beck's Oyster house. Motherfucker, we had so many goddamn oysters. Well, how many we started with? Started with 36, three dozen. We added 18 more, and then we had 36 more. So I remember.
Danny
How did that. 36 more, we said.
Eddie
We said. I said, hey, Bradley Barton looked at me, said, how many can you do? I said, probably about 18. He said, I can do 18 too. Let's go 36. We got through 36. And we're like, you know what? Let's do 18 more. And we got three more, and we're like, I could do 18 more by myself. You didn't.
Tate
You.
Eddie
And we did. We did.
Brandon
Call Bradley Barton right now. Say, how many do we have?
Eddie
I think he's gonna say seven. Did that add up? Seven.
Danny
Don't even say oyster. Say, how many did we have?
Brandon
And then say real ones.
Eddie
No, I don't know if he'll answer. He's not an answer guy.
Brandon
Your best friend.
Eddie
He's. He's. He's fourth. He's. No, Bradley's third. Alan. Matt. Bradley. Who am I calling?
Brandon
Bradley.
Eddie
Okay.
Tate
What up?
Che
Baron Davis.
Eddie
Well, he's. He's. He's a friend, but he was a friend in high school. He's not really. We don't hang out anymore. Baron Davis and Antoine Walker. Oh, better.
Frank
All right.
Eddie
Anybody want to talk while I'm doing this?
Frank
No. I mean, not at all. It's kind of hard to talk while
Eddie
you're forwarded to voicemail. He's probably busy.
Jay
I feel like oysters are always considered a luxury. Like pizza is so accessible. They sell on every corner.
Brandon
That's what happened. You got wealthier.
Eddie
But oysters aren't expensive. I think what happened was that New Orleans super bowl last year.
Brandon
But I think you have. You have to live somewhere that's probably expensive to get good oysters.
Frank
Right?
Eddie
Stevens and Gurney. Phenomenal Oysters Casino. Hobnob and Racine. Best Oysters Rockefeller ever had.
Brandon
Were you at Hobnob this weekend?
Eddie
Sure was. Man. So good.
Jay
I love Hobnob.
Brandon
I was checking your location.
Eddie
Yeah. It was. Really.
Brandon
Which I still have.
Eddie
I gotta get you guys up to Hobnob.
Brandon
It was a while ago. I think you asked me how to share it. I just. I'll pop in every once in a while.
Eddie
It's right on. It's right on Lake Michigan that they have a jazz band.
Danny
Hey.
Brandon
You were there for three and a half hours.
Eddie
I was there a while. Yeah. It was a long. Yeah. It was a long meal.
Brandon
I just like to check.
Eddie
I had a nice. It's a nice spot. Man. Hobnob. Shout out to Hobnob.
Frank
Gotta get up there.
Danny
I. I think if you're going out to eat with people and you want it to be social. You go for a food that's eaten in volume.
Eddie
Mm.
Danny
Like oysters or wings. It's more of a party.
Frank
Mm.
Eddie
Wings are. Wings are a good one. Wings are like the. The young man's oysters.
Brandon
Wings are the. Yeah. Your wings are the young.
Eddie
I don't know where I was going with that. I guess I landed on something.
Frank
Wow.
Eddie
Didn't mean to.
Che
You going all raw? You going.
Eddie
No. I like them grilled. Char. Grilled. I like Rockefeller a lot. I like casinos Pretty good.
Brandon
Every time I saw you New Orleans during the Super Bowl. You had Rockefeller by your side.
Eddie
I was not. I 86 oysters in New Orleans.
Brandon
I didn't know you're keeping track like that.
Eddie
I did. I had. I tweeted out the tracker every day. It was. It was. It was. It was just wonderful. I love them so much. And. I don't know. I didn't love them till I was like 42 years old. There was a restaurant in New Jersey. RP prime in Mawa. Had great oysters.
Danny
Rockfall. I know. Hibernia Diner is the one you're thinking of.
Eddie
No. Oh. And then. But they had the best Oysters Rockefeller and just changed my life. And then. And I've just been an oysters guy ever since.
Brandon
Wasn't it? Your taste buds reset their cycle.
Eddie
I think I'M going through that majorly right now because a lot of the. My wife is on a very, you know, Mondays or this night, Tuesdays or this night. And. And some nights.
Brandon
That's gonna piss you off.
Eddie
No, but some nights aren't. Just aren't. No. I instituted that. I requested that.
Brandon
So today's Tuesday. What's tonight?
Eddie
Because she would pour. Shop night. She would. She would do a thing where we go a month. She would have a different meal every single day. And. Which is great and amazing and the effort is incredible. But some I would be like, you know what I love Green bean casserole and pork chops. And if you do that every week, I'd be happy. And she. She learned to do that.
Brandon
Does she like it?
Danny
She learned to do this. She learned to listen to you.
Eddie
She did.
Danny
She was going 30 for 30.
Eddie
She was going, oh, yes.
Brandon
That's crazy.
Danny
Different meals.
Eddie
Different. Different meals, different ethnicities, different everything.
Danny
So fun.
Eddie
It'd be coming home.
Brandon
She's making pho.
Eddie
Yeah. I would come home. She would. She'd be making. She'd have Korean barbecue. She would have. She would. Would. She's done all sorts of. All sorts of different Greek. She would do a Greek night. She would. She. My wife's a lot better than me.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon
She's amazing.
Eddie
Yeah. She deserves so much.
Brandon
She deserves Titus.
Eddie
She deserves Titus.
Frank
Yeah.
Brandon
Yeah.
Danny
Deserves. She. Titus in Portland, Maine. I'll take her to Burlington. She deserves three days in Burlington with me. A week in Port Portland, Maine, with Titus.
Eddie
Yeah. Maybe a lunch date with you, Nick.
Danny
Maybe
Brandon
that shows how high I think of her.
Eddie
Yeah.
Frank
Maybe you need some west coast oysters, Brandon.
Eddie
I did some in San Francisco.
Frank
You were. You're killing them in San Francisco.
Eddie
Went to the Tadich Grill and had oysters out there. A restaurant that Dave saved.
Danny
God damn. The thing about California is the whole state's unbelievable.
Eddie
Unbelievable.
Danny
Not the whole state, but it has enough.
Che
Oh, it has.
Danny
California's top 50 is just the whole coast, like every.
Frank
Every. Yeah. As long as you're. Yeah. Within 100 miles. Really? Of the coast. It's. It's unbelievable.
Kyle
Seattle have wine countries too. And there's. So there's like. You could do.
Eddie
San Diego might be.
Kyle
San Diego's the best.
Frank
San Diego's awesome.
Jay
Was there a noticeable change in your sex drive after all those oysters?
Brandon
It was just you and Bradley.
Eddie
Oh, I've always been a voracious. Voracious sex haver, Danny.
Jay
Even after 86 oysters in a week.
Eddie
But that's an. That. That's a boost.
Brandon
There's not a line where it's too much.
Eddie
No, I don't think so. Not with a stallion like me.
Brandon
That's true.
Danny
You get right after.
Jay
Never mind.
Eddie
What's that?
Danny
Do you warm up with what? Go into, like, one of the bathrooms alone and like.
Eddie
Oh, no. Like, get the bullpen.
Danny
Get your.
Tate
Yeah.
Danny
Get your dick in the mirror, look at your boner in the mirror and then go.
Eddie
No, no, I just. I. I never do. You.
Tate
You don't.
Brandon
You get right to it when you go back to the room. Or is there, like a grace period?
Eddie
She's not gonna like this at all. Usually right to it. Yeah, but I. I love that ever since I started bringing her on the super bowl trip, I just love. I actually. I love going to new cities with her and just five new restaurants, five new things.
Brandon
That's very nice.
Eddie
And I guess you're right. It is. The money changed about five or six years ago.
Frank
That's probably what it is.
Brandon
Why wasn't I going to nice cities having the best meals? I just liked pizza.
Frank
For those of you at home, spice up your relationship. Travel to the best cities in the world. Eat at the best restaurants.
Eddie
Get lucky, get a job.
Brandon
Get you a reservation.
Eddie
Oh, yeah, that might be it.
Frank
Yeah. Do. Do San Diego. San Diego sounds tacos, you taco guy.
Eddie
I like.
Frank
I like tacos.
Eddie
Yeah. I like the main. The main thing, too.
Brandon
Lobster Roll.
Eddie
A beach town in Maine.
Kyle
Acadia Parks was, I think, bucket list.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon
Acadia national park. Tj you were there recently.
Tate
Yeah.
Mincy
That's off the coast of Maine North.
Kyle
Oh, I didn't realize it was.
Mincy
That's Bar harbor is the beach town right there, though. That's. It's a great little town. Or if you wanted to go less far up, like Kenny. Bunkport's a really cool town. I think Kirk has a house there.
Frank
Should go to Canada. Brandon.
Eddie
Yeah. No, I don't know, man.
Jay
When are you going to Dallas?
Brandon
You don't have a passport, do you?
Eddie
I do.
Brandon
Oh, yeah. Oh, go up to Canada.
Kyle
Go to, like, summer camp.
Eddie
You have a passport. We're not in Rhinelander, Wisconsin.
Brandon
I forgot about that.
Tate
When's your.
Jay
When's your Dallas trip?
Eddie
Tommy was asking about it last night. I gotta. I gotta look at it.
Brandon
Don't go to Dallas.
Eddie
I think Tommy's leaning to Austin. I don't know what Tommy wants in Austin, but. Tommy.
Jay
Joe Rogan, baby.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon
He wants to go to the mothership.
Jay
Get him up on stage at Kill Tony.
Eddie
Is that all?
Brandon
Take him to San Antonio, why fat women barbecue? Enormous women, as far as the eye can see. That's just one woman. And then, like a rodeo.
Eddie
Austin's more barbecue than San Antonio. Right.
Brandon
I bet you it's all.
Eddie
It's all about same. I just. We just offended a lot of Texans right there. Probably because I get serious about that shit. Yeah. Take a bite of barbecue in Dallas and say, I like that barbecue in Memphis.
Danny
Barbecue heads.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get serious.
Frank
They're easily offended, too.
Eddie
Can I say that the arguments about Memphis barbecue, Kansas City barbecue, Texas barbecue, North Carolina barbecue, I think is one of the dumbest, because they're all fucking good. It's barbecue.
Brandon
But if you lived in one of those places, you would be adamant about defending.
Eddie
But if I lived in Texas, had Texas barbecue every day, and I took a trip to North Carolina, had their barbecue, I'd be like, this is also delicious. I really enjoy.
Brandon
They can't all be good.
Eddie
I like vinegar in my barbecue. Sue me. I like beef brisket in my barbecue in Texas. Sue me. I like. I like ribs in Memphis. Sue me.
Brandon
You're really on your soapbox.
Danny
Yeah, I agree. I hate. People say, like, shit's just. That's disgusting, dude. Are you. Are you a pussy? Are you gagging on that shit? You can't handle mediocre brisket. It's making you sick to your stomach, you pussy. You're spitting out ribs. You can't even handle it. You can't swallow, like, decent Mac and cheese. It's disgusting. I hate when people say food is disgusting.
Brandon
Yeah.
Danny
When it's like, Mac and cheese.
Eddie
Yeah.
Danny
Or that's. That sandwich is no.
Eddie
Yeah. Baseline of it.
Danny
The restaurant sells it.
Tate
Yeah.
Danny
You should be able to swallow it. Crumble.
Frank
Cookie.
Danny
Disgusting. You take a bite of the cookie, but you can't swallow the cookie. What's gonna happen to your tummy? Cheeseburgers have a high ceiling, but very, very. Their median is very mediocre.
Frank
Well said.
Danny
Their chicken parm is disgusting, dude.
Eddie
All right. Let me tell you.
Danny
Gonna regurgitate it out of your little baby mouth. Dude. Just say it's. There's better options.
Eddie
We got summer coming up.
Mincy
Can you lose the bottle to you right.
Eddie
You're at the right. Summer is coming up. Tate's on the move out there. There's no telling what's happening. We're gonna give you all the streamers back in just a second. Tate, Summer's coming up. I can't wait to get out to San Diego or Portland Main. Go with my wife and have a good Time under the sun, eating good food, drinking Mountain Dew. Nothing goes better with a summer trip. Hanging with your friends in the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew is proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American Original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew and American Original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48 and we're always brought to you by Roback. Roback Activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is here, which means Roback's azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea design in several colors, new designs and new products. Secondly, Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their Tailwind sports shirt might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo of looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also released a sweater polo that we're here for. Great stretch fabric making it very comfortable and breathable. Use code yak for 20% off your first purchase. That's 20% off all polos, hoodies, sports shirts and more. Just use Code Yak. Head over to roback.com r h o b a c k.com TJ get the wheel ready. I'll tell everybody. Once again tonight, Family Feud episode two drops. It's my team against Kirk and Wit Steam that is to go to the finals against Team KFC, I believe. But that airs tonight at 7pm Eastern and then right after this, as soon as we get done, I guess it probably rolls right back into after. Or I guess the after dark stream just keeps going. So get back over there. Looks like they're right at 24 hours. 11 minutes from 24 hours. Six guys left. That's Blutman, it's Meek, it's Dana, it's Deutsch, it's Ethan Camps. And did I miss anybody or is that it? Wonton Don. Yep, Wonton Don. So there's your six. The final six. We'll see how far they go if we talk about them again tomorrow. If they're still going. Otherwise. Everybody good? Spin the wheel.
Kyle
Yeah.
Eddie
No, I'm going to change Wyoming.
Che
How much would you accept to leave now, Gary?
Eddie
Y They're talking cities too.
Che
Good question.
Eddie
Deutsch. You have a why?
Che
I take the bonus bet.
Eddie
All right. Spin the wheel.
Brandon
Are they negotiating?
Eddie
Looks like it.
Danny
Hey, let's go.
Frank
There we go.
Eddie
All right, so Big Cat will be back tomorrow. We'll put Friday.
Tate
Yeah, I think that's what it means. Okay.
Eddie
All right. Friday draft looks like we got a Friday draft. So everybody who bitched about me in the wheel, we've just given you a draft this Friday. So that's it. All right?
Kyle
Stay.
Mincy
Go watch the stream. I know I said Spider yesterday, but I gotta pull for Blutman now. Spider went out early. He was a valiant soldier. Bring home the dub, Liam.
Tate
All right.
Mincy
Love you guys. See you to my buddy.
Podcast by Barstool Sports
This episode of The Yak centers around Day 2 of Barstool's "After Dark Solitary Confinement Stream," a live endurance contest where participants are enduring various challenges, hardships, and each other for a shot at a cash prize. The Yak crew dives into the wild happenings from the stream—which has descended into playful madness—and discusses the psychological and physical breaking points of the contestants. Along the way, they share standout stories, scheme new punishments, and riff on related personal experiences, blending chaos, comedy, and genuine curiosity.
On Challenge Desperation:
"If we stood them up... obviously they're standing, but no food, no sleep, no water, no bath... Then I think there's a death." – Brandon (20:03)
On Solitary Confinement Irony:
"Imagine solitary confinement with 22 of the people you see every day. It's solitary confinement... but you're with a ton of people and can leave." – Brandon (71:30)
On Clemmer’s Transformation:
"Ciders unlock this man." – Kyle (04:35)
On Group Hostility:
"We lost control last night." – Tate (04:49)
On Small Town Freedom:
"We would also test the limits of our freedom. So if curfew was, like, 10pm we'd see how far we could drive before we had to turn around... See how far we could get before we started to panic and had to turn around." – Kyle (61:38)
On Empathy for Teachers:
"I would be a teacher if I didn't with the. Right." – Brandon (73:49)
Fast, frenetic, irreverent, and self-aware—equal parts sports, social experiment commentary, and nostalgic banter. The collective voice oscillates between pure comedy (mocking each other, riffing on weird stream strategies) and genuine interest in pushing the endurance experiment to its psychological limits, always with the Barstool flavor: playful, sometimes confrontational, ultimately communal.
Memorable Closing:
“Go watch the stream. I gotta pull for Blutman now. Spider went out early. He was a valiant soldier. Bring home the dub, Liam.” – Mincy (115:46)
| Name | Reputation/Status | Office/Fan Sentiment | |--------------|----------------------------|---------------------| | Dana | Likeable, resilient | Office favorite | | Deutsch | Steady, “chill,” under-radar| Office favorite | | Wonton Don | Comic, wildcard | Mixed | | Ethan Camps | Solitary, not social | Underdog | | Meek Phil | Aggressor, villain | Controversial | | Blutman | Former friend of Meek, now target | Divisive |
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