It's Day 2 of After Dark's Solitary Confinement Stream And Everyone Has Gone Insane | The Yak 5-5-26

Summary

The Yak – May 5, 2026

Episode: It's Day 2 of After Dark's Solitary Confinement Stream And Everyone Has Gone Insane

Podcast by Barstool Sports

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The Yak centers around Day 2 of Barstool's "After Dark Solitary Confinement Stream," a live endurance contest where participants are enduring various challenges, hardships, and each other for a shot at a cash prize. The Yak crew dives into the wild happenings from the stream—which has descended into playful madness—and discusses the psychological and physical breaking points of the contestants. Along the way, they share standout stories, scheme new punishments, and riff on related personal experiences, blending chaos, comedy, and genuine curiosity.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Recap of Day 2: The Descent into Chaos (02:26–15:15)

• Clemmer's Cider Rampage
  • Clemmer, not usually known as wild, turned "bananas" after four ciders, yelling and causing a scene.
  • "Ciders unlock this man." – Kyle (04:35)
• Challenge Dynamics
  • The elimination process included half-court basketball shots and "hot chip" challenges, with contestants opting for more drinks to stay safe.
  • Meek Phil took a hot chip to keep Clemmer in, then puked, signaling a loss of control.
• Increasing Hostility: Milk-throwing, Outbursts, and Alliances
  • "Meek Phil got so pissed that he knocked over a cider... then drenched Dana with a gallon of milk." (05:55)
  • Blutman and Meek Phil, friends pre-Barstool, fell out over in-game antics.

2. Stream Strategy, Rule Adjustments, and Contestant Well-being (12:04–24:46)

• Evolving Rules and Stream Dynamics
  • Early rules were lax. As the group shrank, challenges and punishments intensified.
  • "We're definitely tightening up all things, like challenges for fun, challenges to send people home." – Tate (13:17)
• Future Punishments: How To Make Quitting Inevitable
  • Ideas include dead silence, darkness, bathroom/food restrictions, and group punishments.
  • "At some point when it's like four people left, we're gonna say, all right. And now the rest of the stream is just dead silence." – Tate (13:44)

3. Social/Group Dynamics: Friendship, Backstabbing, and Breakdown (24:46–32:01)

• Camps and Alliances
  • Some contestants are forming alliances (e.g., Deutsch and Dana) while others isolate.
  • "Deutsch just seems the same state that he's always..." – Brandon (24:20)
• Punishment vs. Self-Elimination
  • Debate over whether eliminations should result from direct competition (like Jenga) vs. forced withdrawals.
  • "I think everyone that does not win now has to tap out on their own accord." – Frank (22:07)

4. Contestant Exit: Nate's Perspective (64:00–66:55)

• Why He Quit
  • Nate discusses letting go purposefully after 23 hours due to no sleep, not eating (pizza stolen), and the sense others wouldn't let go.
  • "I wanted to do the challenge, but I don't know when that's gonna be. And I was feeling it." – Nate (64:53)
• Room Conditions
  • Smell described as “poverty levels”—urine and later feces buckets used in-room due to challenge restrictions.

5. Office Dialogue & Stream Metagame (Throughout)

• Punishments, Prizes, and Viewer Suggestions
  • Stream is taking suggestions from chat, such as "message in a bottle" trick punishments, lowering coddling, and introducing comfort/desperation items.
• Contestant Popularity & Bets
  • Split office favorites: Dana and Deutsch are crowd-pleasers; Meek Phil is divisive but “needed for the stream”.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Challenge Desperation:
  "If we stood them up... obviously they're standing, but no food, no sleep, no water, no bath... Then I think there's a death." – Brandon (20:03)

• On Solitary Confinement Irony:
  "Imagine solitary confinement with 22 of the people you see every day. It's solitary confinement... but you're with a ton of people and can leave." – Brandon (71:30)

• On Clemmer’s Transformation:
  "Ciders unlock this man." – Kyle (04:35)

• On Group Hostility:
  "We lost control last night." – Tate (04:49)

• On Small Town Freedom:
  "We would also test the limits of our freedom. So if curfew was, like, 10pm we'd see how far we could drive before we had to turn around... See how far we could get before we started to panic and had to turn around." – Kyle (61:38)

• On Empathy for Teachers:
  "I would be a teacher if I didn't with the. Right." – Brandon (73:49)

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Other Segments and Tangents

Family Feud Office Mini-Recap (39:00–44:38)

• Fun retelling of Stephen Che’s “Fast Money” heroics, particularly his passionate “Tomatoes. Let’s go!” crowd moment (41:12).

Nostalgia: Small Town Driving & Getting Lost (46:48–56:45)

• The hosts recall youthful exploits, bad driving, and how modern navigation killed the “get lost and find your way back” adventure.

Food Debates and Adult Taste Buds (101:16–104:55)

• Eddie’s newfound love for oysters, the superiority of grilled oysters, and the fading thrill of pizza with age.
• "I now build my entire life around oysters." – Eddie (101:20)

Teacher Jobs and Childhood School Memories (73:22–77:33)

• General consensus that gym or art teachers have the best gigs if not for pay.
• Reminiscing about shop class, quirky gym/health teacher overlaps, and small town high school quirks.

Office/Barstool Gossip and Banter

• Daily lives: sports card shop stories, the BET Gala’s anniversary, the “cool” and “gay” (i.e., lame) sides of Sonic, who’s got the old ’92 Jeep, and much more.

Sports Talk: Knicks Superfan Debate (92:15–95:27)

• Debates on who’s the true Knicks celebrity superfan: Ben Stiller vs. Timothée Chalamet vs. Spike Lee, and the performative vs. authentic nature of fandom.

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Important Timestamps

• Clemmer's Cider Meltdown / Chaos begins: 02:26–05:14
• First mentions of physical/mental breakdowns (food fights, milk): 05:55–07:12
• Stream challenge evolution / rule tightening: 13:17–14:52
• Jenga Punishment Debate: 21:27–22:59
• Nate's Exit Interview: 64:00–66:55
• Family Feud "Tomatoes" Moment: 39:00–41:12
• Oyster Obsession Segment: 101:16–104:55
• Knicks Superfan and Office Fandom Debate: 92:15–95:27

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Flow & Tone

Fast, frenetic, irreverent, and self-aware—equal parts sports, social experiment commentary, and nostalgic banter. The collective voice oscillates between pure comedy (mocking each other, riffing on weird stream strategies) and genuine interest in pushing the endurance experiment to its psychological limits, always with the Barstool flavor: playful, sometimes confrontational, ultimately communal.

Memorable Closing:
“Go watch the stream. I gotta pull for Blutman now. Spider went out early. He was a valiant soldier. Bring home the dub, Liam.” – Mincy (115:46)

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Summary Table: Remaining Contestants (“Final 6” as of end of episode)

| Name | Reputation/Status | Office/Fan Sentiment | |--------------|----------------------------|---------------------| | Dana | Likeable, resilient | Office favorite | | Deutsch | Steady, “chill,” under-radar| Office favorite | | Wonton Don | Comic, wildcard | Mixed | | Ethan Camps | Solitary, not social | Underdog | | Meek Phil | Aggressor, villain | Controversial | | Blutman | Former friend of Meek, now target | Divisive |

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For Listeners/Newcomers

This episode is a must-listen for:

• Fans of Barstool’s reality/game content
• Those who love social experiments and psychological games
• Anyone fascinated by group dynamics in high-stress, competitive environments
• Listeners craving genuine, chaotic, and comedic office banter and camaraderie

Skip the ads, cue up the wildness, and see who goes insane (or home) next!

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon]

Nice.

[Eddie]

That's a yak.

[Frank]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

That's all. That's everything.

[Eddie]

What's up, Tate?

[Tate]

Hi Brandon.

[Eddie]

You piece of.

[Tate]

I've lost the locker room. I don't have it.

[Brandon]

I don't know. Did you ever have it?

[Tate]

I had it until Clemmer started drinking ciders. I swear to God I had tell you.

[Eddie]

I have a question.

[Brandon]

Clemmer off the ciders.

[Tate]

That was the word.

[Brandon]

Kyle, do you remember when he.

[Tate]

I was four.

[Brandon]

Dave and Buster'.

[Danny]

Yeah, he was a buster.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he was a Buster.

[Danny]

Turned into A buster.

[Brandon]

He yelled at that girl with box braids because she. They were playing each other in a Hot Wheels game.

[Danny]

He was yelling at girls.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

It was the middle of the. I know we've all seen what Meek did and what Blutman did and all that. I swear Clemmer was the wildest thing I've seen so far. In the middle of the night just getting gone, screaming R words. I hope you die. I would like you're virgin autistic.

[Eddie]

He was screaming R words. I didn't realize that.

[Tate]

Yeah, like I get that.

[Eddie]

I thought he was just screaming.

[Tate]

Oh no he was, he was. There's a reason Meek has shifted. Clemmer bullied him into submission last night.

[Eddie]

Well, they bully each other. The whole group just lives to bully.

[Tate]

I'm not taking any sort of like Meek Phil side in this.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

What I'm saying is Clemmer off the ciders last night. So if you guys didn't follow.

[Eddie]

I didn't.

[Danny]

No.

[Tate]

This was the most interesting part in my opinion. We were still doing elimination challenges because there was a large enough group left and we did half court shots. Make it your safe. We had like 12 people have 10 people left. Clemmer was the last person. So he was supposed to be out. He would couldn't do it. He did not want to do the hot chip which would keep him safe in. So we said, okay, do you want to finish? He had already drank in three ciders on his own. Do you want a new. Do you want a new six pack? So we would have to have nine ciders by midnight.

[Brandon]

Clemmer off nine siders, man.

[Tate]

He after four was going bananas. Meek Phil got so pissed that he knocked. He knocked over a cider. Clemmer then dropped another cider. Clemmer didn't finish the cider. It was the Clemmer moments were the wildest thing I've ever seen.

[Eddie]

I didn't know he had it in him.

[Brandon]

Oh, you gotta go out for ciders with Clemmer.

[Eddie]

Never been out for cider.

[Brandon]

Go out, you get a Magners and he adds. He gets a cup of ice which I think hits his bloodstream faster.

[Danny]

Cup of ice?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

He was on top of the golf cart screaming at the microphone.

[Eddie]

Ciders unlock this man.

[Che]

Oh, oh yeah.

[Danny]

How many ciders did he have?

[Tate]

I think he finished like four and a half.

[Nate]

Four?

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Lucas yelled four.

[Brandon]

He's 75 pounds.

[Jay]

It's probably just a sugar rush. Is he not a big drinker?

[Danny]

But then how did he get eliminated?

[Kyle]

He.

[Tate]

So he didn't finish the cider. So he was supposed to be out. And then at the end they were tasked with coming up with a group. One way to get someone out. And they agreed. If Meek Phil ate a hot chip and kept it down for two minutes, Clemmer would go home. Meek Phil ate a hot chip, kept it down for two minutes, Clemmer had to go home. And then Meek Phil puked everywhere in the bathroom with the out the hot chip. We lost. We lost control last night.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon]

And. And you have. Have you regained.

[Tate]

No. Okay. This. Meek Phil started singing hey, hey, goodbye.

[Eddie]

Hey, I gotta.

[Kyle]

And then did Clemer have to fly?

[Brandon]

He didn't have a hotel. What time was this? Yeah.

[Danny]

Where'd he go?

[Brandon]

He could be anywhere.

[Kyle]

Does anyone talk to him? Sears Tower.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So seven are left.

[Tate]

Seven are left. And Meek obviously threw the first like tr. Ethan threw a punch of the pizza last night when they were allowed to have a pizza draft. Ethan drafted way too much pizza. That was like, hey, I'm trying to win this. Meek has officially shifted the locker room into violent and people hating each other.

[Eddie]

He threw milk on our. On our boy.

[Danny]

Drenched him with a gallon of milk.

[Brandon]

The wrong guy.

[Frank]

What prompted that? Was that within the confines of the game somehow or is that just out of nowhere?

[Tate]

There was milk in there because of the hot chip that.

[Eddie]

Wait, the hot chip was at midnight.

[Brandon]

So wait, he's getting Dana first?

[Tate]

Yeah. I didn't see this.

[Brandon]

Because you were with Ethan.

[Lucas]

Shit.

[Eddie]

Meek make it more uncomfortable.

[Jay]

Wild animal.

[Eddie]

I respect that. Oh, so he threw milk on Dana. Dana didn't budge. Jeez. I'm going to on you.

[Tate]

Where's Blutman?

[Jay]

He's peeing. He doesn't know any of this is going.

[Brandon]

They got pee approval and then they

[Jay]

kind of goat him doing it to Blutman since he did it to me.

[Danny]

So Phil just impromptu went to milk mode or. Yeah, yeah, that time doing great.

[Eddie]

The last time I checked, Deutsch is the only.

[Brandon]

Now I think emerges y.

[Frank]

Okay. What is that stream?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's. That's Liam's pe.

[Brandon]

That's his.

[Frank]

Let's give this a.

[Brandon]

Sounds like a wide stream. Yeah.

[Frank]

Healthy pee.

[Eddie]

I dare you to do that to blen.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. Oh.

[Tate]

So who's that Wonderful. He dared him.

[Brandon]

Meek and Blutman have been friends since before barstool.

[Eddie]

They're buddies.

[Brandon]

But so does Meek know Blutman's aversion to milk? You gotta think so you'd have to think that would have to come up in combo.

[Tate]

How does this come.

[Frank]

So how Much thought. Does Meek give it. Meek's like, that's my boy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, he was moving like Randy Orton.

[Danny]

You gotta, like, scream in his face first.

[Jay]

Well, I mean, he's paralyzed.

[Brandon]

He keeps on saying, make you more comfortable. Is that.

[Jay]

What is the.

[Che]

Dana.

[Eddie]

Too late.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And so then. Is that a garbage bag?

[Eddie]

He's okay, so he's retaliating with.

[Kyle]

Did I read that glasses got broken or.

[Brandon]

No, I think Liam was about to die.

[Frank]

Wow.

[Jay]

This really is.

[Che]

I mean, if you.

[Eddie]

If we. If we had more beans.

[Che]

I feel just dropping a can of beans on someone's head.

[Eddie]

Okay, so still woman's in full retaliation mode right now.

[Brandon]

That's mayo.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Bloody.

[Jay]

He's fighting.

[Eddie]

Whatever. I'm gonna wipe my face. I feel like this is more okay than I thought it was originally threw at him. All right, going back.

[Tate]

This is the clip, everyone.

[Nate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, and then he goes a little overboard. He goes a little overboard there.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, he'd rather be covering that than anything else.

[Frank]

Now they're.

[Brandon]

How did this turn into Ethan versus Liam?

[Tate]

So the next, like, 15 minutes, Blutman would find something on the floor and just throw it. He would throw a chair. He would throw a magazine. He would throw markers. He would. He would just throw it at Phil.

[Eddie]

How many things are on the floor?

[Tate]

There's a lot of things in there.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Tate]

Food, burritos, whatever. Just throwing it at Meek. Then we started doing a challenge where you had to go up to the front of the line and name a state or name a state capital and go to the end.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God. That should last forever.

[Tate]

Ethan.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Tate]

No. Ethan got eliminated. And what did he say, Danny? He looked at Blutman and he was like, go throw another temper tantrum, you whiny baby. Like, sorry that you got milk.

[Danny]

So is it safe to say they're starting to lose their minds?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Tate]

I didn't see this. You're that of a human being that

[Interviewer]

you have a great job offer here that people would kill for. People would actually kill for. And you wouldn't even take it because you can't do a work in your life. Yeah. I honestly did get a little bit overstimulated when the mostly guys came in.

[Eddie]

Showed how much they care about me. Yes, that did overstimulate me a lot. I'm sorry for having people in my life who care about me.

[Danny]

I don't care about the statement you're making with me. Not about the mostly people.

[Eddie]

You cried five minutes ago.

[Tate]

If that was the case,

[Jay]

may we proceed?

[Eddie]

What were you doing in There.

[Frank]

Can I. Can I go enter it right now? The contest?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

At your own risk.

[Tate]

Fine.

[Brandon]

That would piss. Hey, guys.

[Mincy]

I'm in.

[Tate]

You would not win.

[Frank]

I don't think I would.

[Brandon]

I. I want to see how they react, though. Just like I got the okay from today. I'm in.

[Eddie]

Can I say something? I didn't know Dana had it in him. I know Dana's got some dog in him that I didn't know he had in him.

[Brandon]

He memorized the miracle speech today and it was beautiful.

[Frank]

Yep.

[Danny]

You were memorizing.

[Brandon]

They had to memorize this morning.

[Frank]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Dana just stand there, not holding on. It's because I was putting my.

[Frank]

And how. How keeping the hands on the cart. How strict does that become? How long are they doing it? What are the increments?

[Tate]

Earlier in the stream, it was. We were getting a feeling out, period. We were calling Titus for var. The chat was focused, which, by the

[Frank]

way, mensi was eliminated 10 minutes in because he had to pull up his pants.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Is.

[Frank]

Do you think it was like the one. At that point, there was one rule. We're still figuring out what the stream was. The one rule was like, as. As everybody has a lot of energy. Your bellies are full. We're not really losing our minds yet.

[Eddie]

Let's just.

[Frank]

Everybody just keep one hand on the cart. We'll see where this thing goes. And Miny, within like 10 minutes, takes his hand off the. Pull his pants up.

[Brandon]

But. But he still wanted to stick around and work, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Mincy comes up me, he's like, hey, I know I'm out. I do want to contribute, though. I'll come in and troll him however you want. I'll eat a steak right in front of him. Just really piss him off. Yeah. We're. We're at the point where there's seven people left. We really don't.

[Frank]

There it is. Just pull. Pull up his pants.

[Brandon]

We.

[Tate]

We really don't want to send people home on our own on our decisions now. So they have to make the decision to leave or if they get caught coming off the thing doing something that would get him ejected, I guess is my point.

[Danny]

Yeah. This is just unfortunate.

[Brandon]

There's more people left than I thought to be.

[Danny]

Yeah. To be 22 hours in.

[Tate]

You were spot on yesterday.

[Danny]

Entangled and rotten dairy only in seventh place. That's tough.

[Tate]

Well, yesterday, as we had this discussion, Brandon was like, look, more than half the people will be gone by dinner time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

But then there's going to be a time where there's five Six, seven, eight people left. And it's like none of them are leaving.

[Brandon]

How many.

[Frank]

How many cut off? None of those people can lose.

[Eddie]

No.

[Frank]

Every single one of them is like, I cannot lose it. I. I see.

[Danny]

This is where I give up, because I think it's only going to get

[Brandon]

disastrously worse coming in seventh right now.

[Tate]

You.

[Brandon]

You lose one day. So what I would. If I were Dana, I'd quit right now.

[Eddie]

I would have been kidding yesterday. I'd have been out of here.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Also the lack of sleep. How much sleep did these guys get?

[Eddie]

The lights were left on when I got here. They were sleeping.

[Tate]

Okay. Nate is the only person who I've been told, is that true?

[Eddie]

So when I got here all night, it was on all those screens. I thought about walking in at 4:45 when I got here, and I. I said, no, I'm not gonna do it. And I looked at the screens and Nate's just sitting in the car, just. It's like his head was trying to go to sleep, but his body wasn't cooperating. Like, he was just kind of in that mode where he. Like, he'd give anything to sleep, but he didn't know how. But the rest of them were out.

[Tate]

Well, we are definitely tightening up all things, like challenges for fun, challenges to send people home. We're tightening that up. The next step when we really want to get into the final stage is just go stand. No bathroom, no food. Like, no. Like, just basically you stare at the person next to you. If you want to piss your pants, piss your pants. I don't think we're there yet because I do think that that shrinks it to. We're like eight hours away, 10 hours away.

[Eddie]

So you're gonna stop coddling them at some point.

[Tate]

At some point when it's like four people left, we're gonna say, all right. And now the rest of the stream is just dead silence.

[Eddie]

Straight ass.

[Brandon]

Can you go up pitch black for like five minutes?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

The room goes pitch black and then just turn on, see if anybody's not touching.

[Eddie]

Not. Not the worst idea.

[Tate]

You guys can come. We're at the point where we've kind of ran through a lot of ideas, and now everything's just chat ideas, dms, someone walks by.

[Eddie]

Well, the last show I was on, we came in there and we got kicked out.

[Frank]

Yeah, we did.

[Tate]

You got your stuff in there, though. Blutman has a shower coming up after this for that.

[Brandon]

That'll be on camera too.

[Tate]

No.

[Brandon]

Or just big tease.

[Tate]

Blutman has a shower and he Has I think gummy worms or something.

[Eddie]

You guys gave him shackal.

[Brandon]

It's turning into one of those streams where the whole office, everybody's just watching in the cave.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Really, Everybody has their own favorites.

[Tate]

What do you guys think of that? Mostly people gave us an idea. We're kind of debating chat. Let us know if you like it. We were thinking about a loved ones segment where everyone gets one like tribute in the office to write them a letter of support and give them one item. Is that a good idea? Is that a bad idea?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Without the letter part though.

[Tate]

You don't like the letter?

[Eddie]

What's the letter gonna do?

[Tate]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

I mean if we're gonna go in there and deliver it, maybe we just say our words.

[Tate]

Yeah, pump up cj. I don't care either way about that. But yeah, we're thinking about. And also maybe no one in this office is supporting Meek right now. And maybe it's like, hey, Meek, sorry, we took a whole poll and no one is giving you a care package.

[Eddie]

Well, listen, mostly got behind Liam because he is part of mostly chaps is

[Tate]

wanting to get behind Donnie.

[Eddie]

But yeah, I can get behind ethan. That's our Mr.

[Danny]

Beast is going to get behind Meek. He's going to poach him. He's an embodiment of an experiment.

[Tate]

Dave might get behind Meek.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Che]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Oh, I don't know.

[Brandon]

Portoy.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay. What if D. Dave Portnoy's gift of meek is $31,000.

[Tate]

Who do I. That was the first I'd seen of the. The. The full clip. I was under the impression Meek was. He is a bad guy. But there was a lot more going on in that than Meek just attacking Blutman.

[Frank]

Wanton Don, Daredevil, Wanton Don did Darren,

[Brandon]

what are you gonna do?

[Frank]

I will say Blutman was. Was back in his spot for about a second and a half when Meek started. There was no. There was no. Oh man, if I do this, this is my guy. I don't know.

[Jay]

Meek said he didn't regret it and he expected Blutman to react that way.

[Brandon]

On the record, Meek probably the last guy I'd want to hang with ever.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But needed for the stream.

[Danny]

That was huge for the stream.

[Tate]

Him and Clemmer went at it. He hot chipped Clemmer out this.

[Jay]

Yeah, I don't know if it was clip but at the very beginning of the naming states challenge, they were both in line. Liam and Meek next to one another and something went down and they were

[Tate]

like, oh yeah, yeah, we had to go with that.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Physicality rule.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Danny]

You got to think about something. You got to disregard their feelings. At what point does the world start watching?

[Eddie]

No. All right.

[Jay]

The next game will be naming a

[Brandon]

stage, I think tomorrow.

[Eddie]

Tomorrow.

[Jay]

Physical.

[Eddie]

Tate, when you were at home in your bed sleeping last night, what. What all plans did you come up with? I've had.

[Tate]

We've had plans the whole time.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, I was just. Yeah, but nothing came to your mind?

[Interviewer]

Why?

[Tate]

Are you trying to skewer me?

[Eddie]

No, I'm not skewing you.

[Brandon]

I think Ed is so comfy with the thread count so high. He was in such a deep sleep

[Eddie]

when you were home.

[Tate]

That's crazy.

[Jay]

He was riding around.

[Tate]

They had 12 to eight. I slept two to six. I was back here at the first challenge.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah. But I was just wondering when. When did you come up with today's ideas? Was it when you were in.

[Tate]

We've been sitting back there, coming up with them all morning.

[Jay]

You want milk thrown on you?

[Tate]

I'll insert myself in this challenge.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Are you just gonna wait until there's.

[Brandon]

Did you want to say potential ending that you were gonna do?

[Tate]

We can. Are we throw? It was Nick's idea, but we might do it.

[Brandon]

Are you going to do it? No, you can't.

[Tate]

We're not doing it. We're not doing it. At one point, we're going to play the split or steel game.

[Brandon]

The final two people are going to have the option to either split with Tate and Lucas and then win or say, I'm going to keep competing, but the other person also had to do the same. I'm doing this poorly. Had to do the same.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Tate]

It was like, if they both say split, we get it.

[Brandon]

You get it all.

[Tate]

If one says split, one says steal. They both say, I don't know, whatever.

[Brandon]

And then if they both say stay,

[Eddie]

if I got to the end and you. You finagled it to where you and Lucas got. I think I'd.

[Tate]

I understand.

[Brandon]

They did that for mini golf, and that was how much money mini golf

[Tate]

was for the right to be in mini. To beat you. To make mini golf. That I thought was fun, content. I will not do that here. That would be insane.

[Eddie]

My security would need to be an issue 100%.

[Tate]

And they should cui.

[Jay]

Add another gallon of milk and just make it far enough to where they have to link up if they want

[Eddie]

to get it or put it on top of the cart.

[Tate]

Yeah, we can do it. Anything. As if.

[Frank]

No rules.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Laying on top of the cart.

[Tate]

Can't do that.

[Frank]

That's a rule that did come up.

[Eddie]

Yeah. There's no rules.

[Frank]

Who tried it? Did anybody try it?

[Tate]

Ethan did it for sleep last night.

[Frank]

Oh, really?

[Brandon]

Ethan slept on the top.

[Tate]

Someone was laying on top.

[Jay]

Yeah, I believe.

[Tate]

Oh, Spider, Sorry.

[Che]

When you guys were doing your pre show planning for this, which I'm sure was very extensive, how, how long did you expect this to go? How long do you think we think

[Tate]

it's going to go till just after the act tomorrow?

[Frank]

Oh, I think way longer.

[Tate]

Really.

[Brandon]

There's seven left.

[Frank]

I think the, the more you give them food breaks, sleep breaks, piss breaks.

[Tate]

Yeah, I think we're done.

[Frank]

Stop to do challenges that are like, yes, they are challenges, but they're also like kind of fun and mentally stimulating in some way. Like naming capitals isn't really that fun. But in the context of this, it's probably in the.

[Brandon]

That probably felt like heroin.

[Frank]

Yeah, it was like heroin. The more you do that, and especially with this crop of people, I feel like they could be there for months.

[Tate]

So what do you think? How long do you think, once that stops, will they be there?

[Frank]

Because, like, like I said that I don't know.

[Tate]

The plan the whole time has to been to keep it engaging for viewers at the top of the hour until we get a crew that is simply there to win. We're there.

[Kyle]

I think ultimately lack of sleep is what's going to do it.

[Tate]

Like, they can't sleep tonight.

[Kyle]

I think if they can't sleep, I think they're. That at least a few of them are fucked.

[Brandon]

I think guys that are married, right, that'll be tough. It's a tough one to explain. And then I think somebody has to leave soon to give the rest of the people hope because this has been seven for a long time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

If we stood them up, right, Obviously they're standing, but no food, no sleep, no water, no bath.

[Brandon]

But then I think there's a death.

[Eddie]

Take their clothes away.

[Frank]

Or add, Donnie's got a baby too. He's. He's. He's got to be.

[Kyle]

It's almost like he's either gotta win

[Danny]

or at this point, I can't come home.

[Frank]

All seven of these guys. I have to win.

[Danny]

Daddy got fifth.

[Kyle]

Can't be gone more than one night and not witness.

[Danny]

I think you should hype them up, tell them, like, you guys are viral now.

[Che]

Like, I also feel like it's been way too short to remove those things. Like it, it's been going for what, 40 or 22 hours at this point.

[Tate]

Yeah, I'm with you, Che.

[Brandon]

Our.

[Tate]

Our plan was the first day. Keep it engaging, continue to go, and then at some point take it all away. If we thought it was going through Wednesday, I know people in the chat are like, stop the activities. Some people are like, this is boring watching them stand there. So our plan is, is to at some point take everything away. It's probably not there just yet.

[Jay]

Was there any paranoia with them falling asleep last night that they would with one another? No, because that will come into play tonight.

[Tate]

Yeah. Now it def. There's a whole new game.

[Frank]

Put a knife in there and just see one knife.

[Brandon]

I'm worried if this goes too long, if like we'll. Will they.

[Frank]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

Yeah, well, they do.

[Frank]

You have like, what happens?

[Tate]

You can do everything once you have an opportunity plan.

[Frank]

If, like everyone just starts.

[Brandon]

Oh, so one guy that would get taken off YouTube.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but if. If one person fucks then. Then nobody else can fuck. It's just one.

[Tate]

We made the no more liquids rule. Meat got the liquids out of the way.

[Eddie]

But I probably wouldn't even want to see somebody else.

[Tate]

Then you're gonna want to.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna want to.

[Tate]

Can I ask you something then? We also want to do a poll, if that's okay. Either way works. We're playing high stakes Jenga after this. Seven people left. We're playing high stakes Jenga. Does chat or you guys want it to be for an elimination?

[Eddie]

I'm too, I. This is me thinking whatever you say

[Brandon]

will be the wrong answer.

[Eddie]

You can ask the chat.

[Tate]

We're either going to do personal gourmet meal or high or high 6 jenga for loser goes home. No exception.

[Eddie]

I think getting to this point and getting eliminated by Jenga would. Would be a trap.

[Frank]

I agree.

[Tate]

Okay, so what can. What sucks then? What can. The loot. We want Jenga to be high stakes.

[Frank]

I think. I think everyone that. That does not win now has to tap out on their own accord.

[Eddie]

Can somebody get everyone.

[Frank]

Everyone left like you can. We can turn up the heat a little bit, but every single person has to be like, I'm out.

[Eddie]

How about an hour on the couch for the winner?

[Tate]

We want the loser. We want the loser to have something

[Eddie]

where high stakes could be the winner though.

[Tate]

Yeah, seven people though. Whoever knocks it over, we want that person. Originally it was supposed to be to send them home. We thought there was going to be more people. Yeah, we want someone.

[Brandon]

We thought there's gonna be more than seven.

[Tate]

What we thought we. We didn't want it to be necessarily an elimination at this point in the day, if that makes sense. But we want to play Jenga where you do not want to be the person to knock it over.

[Danny]

My only counterpoint to not eliminating someone would. Is that. Would it be more devastating to keep them in only for six of them to stay for another 24 plus hours just to lose?

[Tate]

That would suck to be them. Yeah.

[Jay]

Do you just not go in there at all until one more person bows out?

[Tate]

TJ had a great idea which was he was telling me about I think just the way Mr. Beast does things. It's like they're used to the top of the hour, top of the hour, top of the hour. And then we just leave them in that room for next 12. Like we'll see you guys tomorrow at

[Jay]

8am until one bows out at least.

[Frank]

What if.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Cuz now they're like still excited for like the top of the hour.

[Brandon]

Could also be like give them some darkness.

[Mincy]

The Jenga loser has to stand on one foot or loser has to put two hands on or like win or get something or lose. You know what I'm saying? Like me. Like winner punishes one loser. Like winner dishes a punishment out to one. One person.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

We need something that not necessarily you're eliminated.

[Jay]

But is Nate still in heels?

[Tate]

No, he got to take him off when the yak started.

[Frank]

Are there any friendships that still exist? Are there any two people that Deutsche

[Tate]

and Dana are friends?

[Frank]

Deutsche and Dana are working together kind of.

[Tate]

Yeah. I don't think they're into the. I think Wonton would. So we were doing things like you can hold their hands to get food. I think some people would officially let go of people's hands. Wonton would let go of hands. Meek would let go of hands. Nate, I think would. Blutman would let go of Meeks.

[Eddie]

I think Ronnie and they all would.

[Tate]

Not on the backstabbing spot. I think they might win. I think Ronnie Deutsch is my favorite right now.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Camp Surprise. Making an enemy was tough. Deutsch just seems the same state that he's always.

[Eddie]

He's made no noise.

[Brandon]

But also I think this is probably better than his apartment.

[Danny]

It's like kind of baseline.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Living for Deutsch. I saw him rattle off eight different words that began with N. But a

[Brandon]

lot of them start with non. Non toxic.

[Danny]

Non toxic right off.

[Brandon]

Right off the rip.

[Danny]

And couldn't think of any more.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Like see, that's the thing. Do we want more of those? We can do those types of Things and it makes for funny clips. The speeches, the. The. But also then people are like no, let these seven just stand there.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But then it could turn into like the Clemmer solitary confinement stream where it's like it's people are going to be torn no matter what.

[Tate]

For sure.

[Frank]

Yeah. That is kind of clear.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Tate]

The letter is N7. 15 is the number to beat. 27's the top three. 2, 1. Go nuclear.

[Interviewer]

No negligent.

[Eddie]

Crazy way.

[Brandon]

That's the threes guy.

[Eddie]

Non toxic.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Dana loved. Then he brought it up to me this morning. He was like did you hear?

[Jay]

Nuclear.

[Eddie]

Nuclear. Nuclear. Nuclear. Get him go up. Nipples narrate.

[Brandon]

Non topic. Non topic.

[Che]

On topic.

[Brandon]

Just as non toxic on the brain.

[Frank]

Are there any prisoner experiments you could do? Is there like. Or the. The game theory stuff. Is there like if anyone volunteers to go home you get something. I don't know. I don't know what they are. But there's like it's someone's a martyr. But then actually yeah it all comes.

[Tate]

All these decisions come down to though like. Like we've had. If you go home you get to bring someone. If you. If you want to eliminate someone. If you do this. But then that takes away the ability. Like we don't want to send. If Liam Blutman wants to be there. I don't want to be the reason Liam Blutman goes home.

[Brandon]

Would any of these guys trust another person in this office as a sub?

[Tate]

These are our best seven we got. Wouldn't you say? We do.

[Frank]

What about a cash out option?

[Tate]

Like that's kind of splitting though, right?

[Frank]

A little bit. I meant like. Like you go in right now and you're like if you leave I'll get $500 cash.

[Danny]

Yeah. I'll talk to Jason.

[Frank]

Just one. Cuz you kind of like right now it feels like you want someone to leave.

[Tate]

You want more.

[Frank]

You want one more person to. To.

[Tate]

I'm not done with the action. Somehow there we do have the ability to. Is it better to be hot or cold? Cuz we have the ability to do both of them.

[Brandon]

It's better be hot.

[Tate]

You'd rather be.

[Jay]

Some of them are wet.

[Brandon]

I'd rather be in there hot than cold.

[Tate]

Oh I'd rather be.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But cold's going to make them want to move their arms more.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Eddie]

Cold trying to make them want.

[Tate]

So you also more likely to give up if it was freezing than if it was like 92.

[Eddie]

I think cold would bother me boys

[Brandon]

in there though like probably run hot. I think you Have.

[Tate]

We can do both.

[Jay]

I think you have to force him to make a human chain. Like just put a bag of jelly beans in front of Blutman and he's forced to link up with. With Meek or beer in front of Dana and Deutsch.

[Tate]

Is that going to be accepted? I. I think it would be. I mean, like if, If, If Meek Phil don't use him.

[Brandon]

I guess I still think it's too kumbaya.

[Danny]

It is.

[Tate]

Meek Phil's throwing milk at people and they're too friendly in there.

[Jay]

So like, if. If Blutman wants the jelly beans or whatever it is, he has to work with Meek to get him.

[Tate]

And when they let go of out. Yes, that's what we would do.

[Jay]

Or they could just ignore the jelly beans the whole time. But eventually someone's got a cave.

[Danny]

What's something they would want more than anything?

[Eddie]

$30,000 an item.

[Danny]

Is it food? Are they that hungry?

[Tate]

Nate's really. Nate did not earn breakfast and really earn breakfast. Did you see what we did? It was Nick's.

[Eddie]

It was an incredible one.

[Tate]

I thought.

[Eddie]

How many of these ideas are yours?

[Brandon]

Not a lot.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Tate]

We did like eight famous movie speeches. Like remember the Titans. A Few Good Men did Miracle. Miracle. And they had 45 minutes to memorize it. If they did it with like 95 accuracy, they earned a big breakfast burrito. If they didn't, they didn't. Nate didn't. I don't think he gave effort.

[Eddie]

What was the speech.

[Brandon]

But he was saying, everybody knows. I can't memorize how his was A Few Good Men.

[Tate]

You can't handle the truth.

[Eddie]

And I'm that long. Oh, that's a pretty. Yeah, that's pretty short one.

[Tate]

45 minutes to. He didn't even try. I guess my point. But now he really thinks he's like, when are we doing food? I don't know, man. We did breakfast burritos 90 minutes ago. You just didn't earn one.

[Jay]

What if you put like a message in a bottle and that was the next challenge and they have to link up in order to get it.

[Danny]

Oh,

[Brandon]

Yeah. Or different. Like Easter eggs. And like some of them have stuff in there.

[Danny]

Forcing them to make a change.

[Eddie]

I'm. I just fear the link up.

[Tate]

It's gonna get two, three people just out.

[Eddie]

It leads to maybe the one person holding the car. He might be able to get rid of all of them at once.

[Danny]

Yeah, but in the bottle, the mess.

[Jay]

Maybe.

[Danny]

Only a thing is you're the one who forces the. The unchaining. You're out oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, dear Lord. That was something devious. Oh, you gonna ask Lucas's permission on that one?

[Tate]

Can you say it again?

[Eddie]

I have to show Tyce.

[Tate]

Can I show you something? You're gonna. You're. That's the email from sales I just got. I don't know if you can say it out loud. That's what caught my.

[Danny]

They're doubling the prize pot.

[Frank]

That's. That's fucking insane.

[Brandon]

What is it?

[Frank]

That's fucking.

[Eddie]

Do you think I can say it?

[Tate]

Yeah, just say the reason I stopped listening is because in the middle, I just got an email from a salesperson. That's the headline is someone wants to send Mincy and Tate to the Maui Invitational in Hawaii for the college basketball tournament next year.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy. Sick.

[Tate]

Aren't you going?

[Frank]

What does that say? Yeah, I am going. Anyway, back to the. I am going. That's fine. But it sounds like we're all going.

[Eddie]

Kyle's idea was the.

[Brandon]

What brand is that?

[Tate]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

The message in the bottle that you put in there and they have to link up. The message says, if you're the one that broke the chain, you're out.

[Tate]

Oh, no. That's diabolical.

[Brandon]

That's up.

[Tate]

Do we like that?

[Frank]

Don't even. I. I think when you. I like that. But then don't even say anything. Just go, like, put the bottle in there. Don't even. Don't even be like, hey, this is.

[Tate]

We just put the bottle.

[Eddie]

We're not expecting you to, like, up

[Frank]

someone who hasn't gone in before. Like, maybe Kate or Kate. Have you been in there?

[Kyle]

No.

[Frank]

Like, Kate just walks in, sets a bottle down and walks out.

[Tate]

So they all. They all come up with an agreement. Here's how we're going to do it. If they get it back and they open it, it's like, all right, well, no one did, so we're all safe. But if someone does let go and they open it up, that person let goes out again. Genius idea. Hilarious. We're gonna have an absolute split. 50. 50 of that. How is that the reason?

[Eddie]

That's what? Right, Right.

[Frank]

Yeah, totally.

[Tate]

But if that's the reason Ronnie Deutsch goes home when he would have stood here for the next three days. They are right. That. That is.

[Eddie]

You can't make every decision based on getting 100% approval.

[Tate]

Right.

[Eddie]

You're not going to get it with that check.

[Kyle]

Well, then what about instead of, they have to go, the person who broke the chain. Like, how Nate had to wear the heels. The person who broke the chain has something that's going to make it exponentially harder for them for like an hour.

[Tate]

I think I agree with that. I think that's where we're at, Kate, is there has to just be a bunch of things that suck, but you still have to be the reason to go home. So what are those things?

[Eddie]

So it sounds like you're. You're a place where you want challenges and make it harder, but you don't want to lose anybody based on the challenge.

[Tate]

But if. If, like, here's an example. If we did tarps off, there's a couple people. Liam would not. He just simply wouldn't.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

If there was, I don't know, a lax. If there's laxatives, I don't know if Dana might be like that. I can't do it. Whatever. Those are types of things that if they get that punishment, will weed down the hurt.

[Brandon]

So they almost have to choose to do. They have to opt in to something. So what if it's like a food thing? An enormous amount of food, but you have to finish it within a time frame. So if they don't, they're out. They can choose to do it or not.

[Tate]

We have a couple. We have asparagus, bean burritos and baked beans. They could have that as a meal in like 10 minutes.

[Brandon]

What about big fish with a bone still in it?

[Tate]

You can get some fish.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Big fish, the movie with Matthew McGorry,

[Brandon]

the Long Dead man.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

We're like, whoever breaks the chain doesn't get the next meal or something like that. Or it's like disqualified from the next.

[Eddie]

Well, I'm concerned. Nate needs to eat.

[Tate]

I got no sympathy for that. If you didn't. If you didn't give effort on your speech and now you're hungry at 12:35.

[Eddie]

That's 12:35 is pretty.

[Tate]

At breakfast burritos.

[Jay]

At 10:30, we have. Have the reptiles been involved in any way or is that a joke?

[Eddie]

I was told there were reptiles.

[Tate]

We have. Okay, we got people working on the reptiles. How would you use a reptile?

[Brandon]

I think maybe. And then the lights go off. I'm obsessed with the lights going off.

[Eddie]

What are they doing to the cart? Tate,

[Frank]

stop that.

[Brandon]

It's a full fledged rebellion tape.

[Mincy]

I don't. I don't care what the.

[Eddie]

Kate's gonna start getting his Mr.

[Che]

Beast on and be like, oh, they're

[Eddie]

talking about you, dude.

[Tate]

Sandcast Crazy.

[Frank]

Koji.

[Eddie]

What's it called?

[Che]

Like, crazy challenges.

[Mincy]

I.

[Che]

What's it called when you're Dana's got it.

[Tate]

Yeah, we're just going to do what Dana says.

[Eddie]

Ultimatums.

[Frank]

Ultimatums.

[Brandon]

Can you smoke them out or like noise them out?

[Frank]

Like.

[Tate]

Yeah, we can play high pitch noise. We can play Frank singing.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Sits there and plays a really bad violin, like scream.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's bad for the viewer though.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Oh, that's true.

[Brandon]

I guess they can mute YouTube.

[Frank]

Yeah. You're stuck.

[Brandon]

You're stuck, man.

[Frank]

Good luck.

[Mincy]

Also, you do have to consider, like, people are gonna like, they're all looking at the chats though, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, they are.

[Mincy]

Like this chat is going to tell that chat.

[Frank]

Yeah. Any surprise is not gonna.

[Mincy]

You're gonna be hard pressed to get a surprise over because, like people are gonna just go in there right now and say what we're saying.

[Tate]

Yeah, so true.

[Mincy]

And they already are.

[Frank]

Oh, that's sweet. Cool, guys.

[Eddie]

Awesome.

[Tate]

Appreciate that.

[Frank]

Awesome chat.

[Che]

All right, well, what if you did something for a collaborative thing? So like if they. If they can all get up on top of the car, which it looks like they could just take one step up, they built like a house of cards. They got a special dinner or something like that.

[Brandon]

House of cards for a special dinner

[Che]

on top of the car.

[Eddie]

But the.

[Frank]

The house of cards for a special dinner.

[Tate]

You guys want to see a house

[Eddie]

of cards for a special dinner?

[Brandon]

How special is the dinner? Steve?

[Che]

Gale street in. I don't know. Something pretty good.

[Frank]

What about babes? Have you thought about babes? Chicks.

[Brandon]

Chicks and titties you can't touch. Deutsch is going two hands off that card immediately.

[Tate]

Chicks. Do we want margaritas? It's Cinco de Mayo. What?

[Eddie]

Alcohol.

[Tate]

Clemmer had ciders. Dana brought in a bucket of beer, but he didn't finish it. So it smells in there. Donnie had some ciders and Deutsche had some ciders.

[Mincy]

Bucket of beers. Also I thought meant a bucket with like six cans of beers.

[Brandon]

She poured beer, poured a 30 rack

[Mincy]

into a buck into a bucket.

[Jay]

Yes, like a punch bowl.

[Tate]

He actually got eliminated mincy style. For he was doing the bucket and filling it up and everything. Took both hands off, realized it, and then pissed his pants for the chat to save him.

[Eddie]

So how many of these guys should have been eliminated already?

[Tate]

Just Dana. The chat gets one save a day. They haven't used theirs yet. Dana convinced them to use it on him yesterday by pissing himself. Credit to him.

[Kyle]

I watched him walk into that room with a bucket of beer in one hand and men's diapers in the other. Yes, that was his. Who is the Chat favorite. Like, is there somebody standing out that you see that everybody's rooting for or. No, there.

[Tate]

There's an absolute split divide on Blutman. Meek. Some people. Some people are hating Meek because I was mean to do a Bloodman because Blutman's nice to everyone. That's just a fact. But some people are also like, all right, Meek's here to win $30,000. It's not necessarily the nicest thing in the world. Everyone loves Dana. Everyone loves Deutsch. They do not like Nate. And who's left? Wonton. I don't know. Split camps. Camps. Going at Bloodman was another split thing. It's like, why are you being mean to Blutman? But also some people are like, okay, don't be nice to each other. It's 24 hours in.

[Jay]

Seeing Bloodman get mad was like watching Flanders.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tate]

Reference.

[Frank]

I get just two hours in. I will piss. I will drink it. I will do it.

[Tate]

I would let. I would let the boat come out first.

[Eddie]

All right. Are you pissing? Oh, he's pissing.

[Frank]

Incredible.

[Brandon]

Wait, are those the same sweats?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Is he still in those clothes? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Does he smell like piss?

[Tate]

The whole room smells like piss.

[Che]

Doing.

[Eddie]

Yo, there's a small. There's a small.

[Tate]

You got some pe.

[Eddie]

Why they putting the mic there? Don't worry about.

[Danny]

Mic to his pen.

[Eddie]

It's Peanut.

[Kyle]

It's me.

[Interviewer]

You're piss.

[Eddie]

Good work.

[Kyle]

Did you hear Deut say nuclear? Funny, right?

[Eddie]

All right, Tate, so I guess you need to come up with some ideas or whatever. We don't need to spend two hours talking about. I don't think.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Tate]

Next challenge will be right after the X. We'll go get some things going.

[Eddie]

All right. Two o'.

[Jay]

Clock.

[Eddie]

You guys will be ready to do some shit.

[Tate]

We'll have a challenge at 2:00'. Clock.

[Frank]

Yep.

[Eddie]

All right, thanks, guys. Thanks. Read an advertisement. Reese's. Some fans believe believe in teams of destiny, but I believe everything happens for a recess. Just think about it. What is the one thing every team or athlete wants? A championship. Why? Because half of them are called cups. Stanley World writer Just like Reese's. Luckily, scoring a Reese's cup is way easier than winning a championship. It's almost like you were destined to get one right now. Because everything happens for a recess. Reese's the official candy partner of barstool Sports. Everything happens for a recess. Get [e-mail] Reese's Everything happens for a Reese's. Get [e-mail] Reese's not to extend the barstool circle jerk for just a little bit longer. We put out the Family Feud last night, the first episode of three. We got second semifinal tonight. Did y' all see Stephen Chase, Fast Money?

[Brandon]

I did not.

[Frank]

I did. Didn't quite understand the reaction.

[Eddie]

Right. I don't know that I've ever seen somebody finish a Fast Money like this, but it was emphatic.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And if we. If we have it. I didn't give TJ Much questions.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. Any other questions to get out, Jay? Here we go. How many TVs does the average American own?

[Che]

Three.

[Interviewer]

What is the first food that comes to mind when you hear the word dessert?

[Che]

Ice cream.

[Interviewer]

What is the most important piece of technology in your household?

[Che]

Computer.

[Interviewer]

Name a store that is no longer around that you really miss.

[Che]

Blockbuster Video.

[Interviewer]

What's a standard burger topping you always remove?

[Eddie]

Tomatoes. Let's go. All right, that's it.

[Brandon]

Tomatoes.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Frank]

That was the part that was Tomatoes. Tomatoes in the crowd. Steve,

[Brandon]

wait.

[Frank]

Tomatoes in the cheap seats. And you're like, you, tomatoes. I see you up there,

[Kyle]

so.

[Che]

And maybe Brandon. Brandon can attest to this. You know, we've. We've done plenty of trivia stuff, live stuff. I've never been so nervous and, like, hyped up as I was for that. Because if I don't win that, I think we lose or we go to overtime. I forget what the scenario was. But I needed to do that. I thought I would be an underdog against pft. And after the first two questions, I legit, like, blacked out and just kind of don't remember too much. And then after I got the tj, I was like, what were you doing? But it was. It was a very fun show.

[Tate]

And.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Che]

Yeah, it was.

[Eddie]

We were. So that was one of those where, you know, we did it in this corner of the office over here, back in the. Towards the bathroom by the basketball court. And there was a standing room only that we were all watching. We were all sitting out there. I had to play next, but we were all sitting out there when he did. Tomatoes. Let's go pop the whole building.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I believe the roof.

[Eddie]

The roof went off the building.

[Danny]

But that was before the results were revealed.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's just completing the task.

[Brandon]

He knew.

[Danny]

He knew. Those were great answers, Chad.

[Brandon]

A walk off. Tomatoes.

[Eddie]

Tomatoes. Fuck tomatoes.

[Che]

What's funny is that when I heard. Because I got to then see PFT go. He said, onions. And then I was like, oh, no, I think I lost.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Che]

But I worked out of my favor.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Brandon]

Unbelievable.

[Interviewer]

Che, you said Blockbuster.

[Eddie]

Good answer.

[Interviewer]

PFT, you said Toys R Us. Blockbuster. Che, survey says 25.

[Eddie]

25.

[Interviewer]

PFT, Toys R Us. Survey says 17. You're down eight. You're down eight going into the last one.

[Che]

Tomato v. Onion.

[Interviewer]

Number one answer, Blockbuster. Blockbuster was number one answer.

[Frank]

Good job.

[Interviewer]

What's a standard burger topping? You always remove. Stephen Shea. You said

[Tate]

tomato.

[Interviewer]

Pft, you said onion. Classic battle. Tomato versus onion. Tomatoes chase. Survey says classic battle.

[Tate]

40.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Frank]

Huge.

[Interviewer]

Number one answer, 49 to win. 49 to win. If you get it, you go to overtime. If not, Team KFC, you're moving on. PFT, onion. Survey says KFC moving on 22 for onion tomato. Number one answer.

[Che]

So there was also some controversy going into this match because the teams were announced and the team was Kevin, kfc, myself, Frank the Tank, and Brianna Chicken Fry. But then Brianna was a scratch due to conflicts with something she was doing. So Stu is added. No idea how Stu's gonna be. He did say he. I saw him two days before taping. He said, I'm good at four things in life, and Family Feud was one of them. So I had some confidence in him. And then his fast Money round from last night was all time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Reading the first question. Here we go. Name a word that rhymes with bank.

[Nate]

Tank.

[Interviewer]

Name a US State that begins with a vowel.

[Tate]

Alaska.

[Interviewer]

Name the most famous person alive with the first name. David or Dave.

[Brandon]

Let it rip.

[Che]

He's wearing a Dave Portnoy shirt.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Interviewer]

What dollar amount would you consider to be an expensive brook? That's all the time we have.

[Frank]

That's the team that won. And you guys. You guys passed twice. Like, you guys won whatever you call the first round.

[Che]

So we.

[Frank]

And then you got a choice to play or pass, and you just, like, passed every time.

[Che]

Credit to Kevin because he came up with that strategy. If there was six or more answers, we were going to pass just because we didn't have enough confidence in the other teams to be able to answer six questions. Because then at that point, you only have to answer one. So it was a good strategy, and it worked out. But, yes, Stu was. That was our. Frank was our best player, and he lost the first round, and our second round was Stu. So all of a sudden, it was tight after that. It was high pressure.

[Eddie]

So the second episode comes out tonight. It's. It's my team, which is me, Eddie, Frankie and Mincy against Team Kirk and Wit because both too big of egos to not have their name on team. With Rico And Eddie. So I'm not Eddie. Jerry. Thank you, Rico and Jerry. So there you go. We play tonight. The winner plays tomorrow night against Team KFC. Correct? Correct. Yeah. So tonight is 7 Eastern.

[Frank]

I have an idea who Dave is cheering for. I think maybe. I think. I think I know who Dave might want to play with. I think it's. I'm gonna do one of those things that people do on, like, where you conf. I think it's pretty obvious which one it is.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Frank]

I think we all are thinking it. Right?

[Eddie]

Do I even need to say it?

[Interviewer]

It's.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Were you conflicted having mints on your team?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Jay]

Update from Tate. Dana and Deutsch are now pooping in the pee buckets inside the room. In quotes. It's time to smoke some of these clowns out.

[Eddie]

Okay, wait, wait a second.

[Kyle]

Time out at the same time.

[Eddie]

Two of them are pooping at the same time.

[Jay]

Correct.

[Kyle]

What?

[Eddie]

What?

[Kyle]

How?

[Jay]

Maybe taking turns. But I would like to imagine the same time.

[Eddie]

I. I gotta be honest. I'd be out.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That disgusts me.

[Eddie]

I'd be out.

[Jay]

It's happened already though, right?

[Eddie]

I can't be in a bathroom when somebody else is shitting in there. If I. If I walk in the bathroom, somebody walks in and shuts the stall, I'm out of there.

[Brandon]

I'm one of those weird freaks that's disgusted by shit.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, well, so what else? Let's do other stuff.

[Brandon]

Yeah, let's. But what?

[Eddie]

That's a. That's a good question. I was banking on Kyle saying. Saying a sequitur here that could not a sequitur. Who's in the office segue here?

[Frank]

I was banking on this being our BET Gala recap show that my. On my calendar. I was like, May 5th, we'll come back, we'll do a yak talk about the BET Gala exactly one year ago.

[Eddie]

Pretty. Pretty heartbreaking that we're not sitting here on the day after a BET Gala.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that was like. I don't want to probably. It was one of the best days of my life.

[Eddie]

The back hour. Yeah, man. You had tacos?

[Brandon]

Yeah, we did. And then we went to a sports card shop that only sold Arizona Cardinals. Sorry, man. We're just Cardinals.

[Eddie]

That was just a bad sports card show, all right?

[Brandon]

We ubered there. We had nowhere else to go.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you end up buying a cardinal?

[Eddie]

No, no. He gave me Chop Robinson. Just gave it to me. Here's Chop Robinson.

[Brandon]

No use for it in this store.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I know. You look like a guy who could use a chop, Robinson. All right, thanks, brother.

[Jay]

What have you been substituting with? Man? Taking.

[Eddie]

So it's golf season. Spring's very busy. My daughters play softball. So I had a softball game yesterday and went out there and the umpire performed very poorly. But I take it as a point of pride that I never say anything.

[Jay]

Was it a kid?

[Eddie]

No, it was grown. It was 60 year old, man, and they were doing poorly, and I just simply stood up and went and stood beyond the dugout. Whenever I get to be like, brandon, you're a stupid bitch. Don't say nothing. I recuse myself and I go, you

[Brandon]

can't hug a live dozen.

[Frank]

Do you say something without saying?

[Eddie]

I never say anything.

[Frank]

You harrumph.

[Eddie]

I never harrumph. You didn't throw your arms out. I am terrified of ending up on one of those Parents Gone Wild videos.

[Brandon]

So show your titties.

[Eddie]

And we got. We got a lot of them right now, including one from Starkful. But. But I. I will never say anything. In fact. In fact, last night, I was sitting behind the. The ump. And parents to my left were harrumphing about the strike zone, and I was sitting right behind, and I said, no, he. He's right. This. It was inside. Don't worry about it. It was inside.

[Brandon]

You didn't do that?

[Eddie]

I did that a couple times.

[Frank]

Oh, but what. But was it inside?

[Eddie]

It was inside.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Eddie]

But then my daughter took a pitch that was up at her shoulders and called a strike, and I just calmly stood up and walked. I had to walk first.

[Frank]

They came for the other daughter, right? Nothing.

[Brandon]

Was she like, daddy, why didn't you defend me?

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no, no. She. She. She was. She is.

[Brandon]

Did they win?

[Eddie]

They didn't. She. She's horrified. She's not horrified, but she's just like, you know, she likes that we stay low key.

[Danny]

Is this the younger daughter?

[Eddie]

I only have one. She's 17.

[Danny]

Yeah, so the youngest.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the youngest daughter.

[Danny]

Yeah. That was crazy.

[Eddie]

I sent Nick a picture the other day, which I'm not gonna send to the group chat, but Tommy's got his driver's permit.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny]

And what has he done?

[Eddie]

Don't know. But my. My wife took him driving the other day and came back and said that was a horrifying experience. So I think I'm gonna have to get him out on the open road.

[Danny]

Crazy.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm not.

[Danny]

The scariest experience of my life.

[Eddie]

There's driving, like, parking lots with your Kids and driving back in pastures and, you know, driveways. And then there's driving that. First time you get on the open

[Brandon]

road, my dad just screaming at me as I'm passing a truck.

[Danny]

Everyone's drive work. The whole car is crying.

[Frank]

First time I got.

[Danny]

Trying to merge.

[Frank]

First time I got behind a wheel, my dad goes, all right, put your foot on the brake and then put it in the drive. And I stepped on the gas.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

And he goes, if you're going to. Around, we're not going to do this. And I was like, I wasn't around. I didn't know. I was like, there's two pedals. I was 50. 50. I was like, I guess it's this one.

[Danny]

Yeah, I didn't know that either.

[Frank]

I didn't know. I had no idea.

[Danny]

Right to I 70.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's where I'm.

[Brandon]

We're going to Cabela's.

[Tate]

What the. What the.

[Brandon]

I can't go to Cabela's, mom. And then I try to turn the blinker. It's the windshield wiper. And I'm weeping.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Everyone's screaming and weeping.

[Eddie]

I had two layers of it. I had the learning to drive. And then I. My first car that I bought, that they bought me like six months into my driver's license, once I got my driver's license, day I turned 15. First car they bought me was a stick shift. So they taught me to drive, and then they had to teach me a stick shift six months later. And the stick shift was way worse than learning to drive.

[Brandon]

I believe that.

[Eddie]

And we had. In the Sonic in our town, had a. Had a, you know, parking lot highway, but there was a dip, right? You had to go down and up a little bit. And I got stuck in that for like 15 minutes one day.

[Brandon]

Got stuck in the Sonic where I

[Eddie]

got down, and then I was trying to do the clutch, and I would just roll back, and I was just. I was sitting there horrified, right on the highway, scared to death. And eventually I got it out of there somehow by a miracle. But learning to drive a stick was more traumatic than learning to drive a car, period.

[Kyle]

Me and my neighbor. What do they call it? You dropped the clutch. We ruined it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What is that called when you dropped the clutch?

[Brandon]

I never thought of you.

[Kyle]

Our Neighbor Shout out, Mr. D. Sorry about your.

[Eddie]

Sorry about his what?

[Kyle]

Stick shift car. We've broke it.

[Eddie]

Oh, you broke your neighbor's car, Mr. DJ.

[Kyle]

Me and his daughter, we were the same age, so he's. And my dad wanted me to learn stick too. So he took us out, Subaru, and we broke, like.

[Eddie]

So your dad's like, go ruin your neighbor's car?

[Kyle]

Yeah, we ruined it.

[Brandon]

I don't know how to drive stick.

[Kyle]

It was so stressful.

[Eddie]

You learned to drive a Subaru? Yeah, I figured that

[Kyle]

when I was going for my gym teacher degree. Came in handy.

[Eddie]

I used to.

[Brandon]

We used crumpled up pussies in the back.

[Eddie]

This is disgusting. In here. We used to drive. You know, I live on a very rural, a very country road, and at 14 years old, I would just drive up and down it. Nobody cared. He didn't have a license. But my dad, when he was teaching me to drive the stick, we tried that country road, and somebody would be behind me, and I would just be stuck trying to figure it out. And I'd say, go around. He said. And my dad was like, no, you never let people go around. You're out here to drive. Drive. And that's how I learned to drive.

[Danny]

Probably the best approach, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, that'll get you killed, stopping in front of people and tell them to go around.

[Brandon]

Was this in your dad's car?

[Eddie]

No, it was in my 9693 Ford Probe.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Jay]

Did you guys get yours at 16 or 18?

[Brandon]

16.

[Eddie]

Driver's license? 15.

[Jay]

Yeah, same. But I was talking to people from New York, and I feel they said they all just like, wait.

[Brandon]

They just don't get it.

[Jay]

Yeah, they don't care either. I was very excited.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they don't care. That that's. That's a weird thing to me. People that, like, of age. I was counting down the days to my driver's license for two years, and then people that get of age and, like, I'll get it.

[Frank]

Yeah. But that's because, like, we grew up in a place where that's your ticket to getting out of the house.

[Eddie]

Freedom.

[Frank]

Get a little freedom. If you grew up in New York City, I imagine you don't need.

[Eddie]

What'd you do?

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Frank]

I was.

[Mincy]

I was trying to check something.

[Eddie]

I thought I was off camera. Okay.

[Jay]

Make sure your dick's still there.

[Eddie]

Did you guys. On Friday, Friday and Saturday nights, what was your driving situation? Because we had. We had a highway. We had a strip of highway that was about a mile long. You drive through the Sonic loop around, drive up to the car dealership and back, and that's what we did.

[Danny]

All McDonald's and back sheets and McDonald's.

[Frank]

I go to make out point.

[Brandon]

You got to make our point.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What'd you do? At Make Out Point.

[Frank]

Well, that's what's funny. What did all the people making out.

[Eddie]

They're getting it in over there.

[Brandon]

If you were very cool, you got to park at the Sheets. And then there was the overflow parking at the church.

[Danny]

Vance.

[Brandon]

At the Vance Memorial. Yeah.

[Eddie]

How would you qualify to park at the Sheets? Is that just first come, first server?

[Frank]

No, no.

[Brandon]

Like if. If Robert Jones came, I was moving my car.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Well, we had a cool side and a gay side of Sonic.

[Brandon]

You had a gay side of Sonic?

[Eddie]

We had a cool side and a gay side.

[Brandon]

How big was your gay population?

[Eddie]

Well, no, no, no, no. That wouldn't.

[Brandon]

Oh, gay. In the common usage of lane, you're

[Eddie]

the cool or you're gay and you drive. You pull into the Sonic, you go around and that's the cool side. If you parked on the first side, that was the gay side. And I think I was honoring that until I was 35 years old.

[Danny]

Really.

[Eddie]

I'd pull in with my kids in car seats and I'd pull in. Now I can't pull in. Daddy, there's a spot right there. Nuh, not us. And I went around to the cool side.

[Brandon]

Were you the cool side though?

[Eddie]

So I wasn't. I wasn't part of the cool crowd, but I got to be on the cool side. You know, I was. I would say. Well, cuz, I mean, the gay side was the lame side. You don't ever. You'd rather just not park then park on that side.

[Brandon]

Like Tate's constructing something out there.

[Che]

Do you guys ever drive around just to get lost and figure out how to get back?

[Eddie]

I wouldn't drive around to get lost, but I would drive back roads to. To death.

[Brandon]

I just don't know if we had an. Could we even get lost?

[Kyle]

I got horrifically lost.

[Eddie]

I wouldn't know how to get like.

[Kyle]

I was like following the sun, lost, trying to get home. This was before cell phones had the Navigator. Yeah, like pulling map. I remember I went to Harrisburg to see a concert and trying to get home.

[Brandon]

What? What was it? You going to dispatch and you're covered in Pachuli oil and a hemp bracelet.

[Kyle]

Dave Matthews.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And I did have a hemp necklace.

[Brandon]

I thought so.

[Eddie]

The glass.

[Brandon]

Glass mushroom. Yeah, I think I saw you.

[Eddie]

Do people still get lost? Do kids get lost?

[Brandon]

I don't think so.

[Kyle]

I mean, I. Back then, before navigate. I did get lost. It was like the first time my parents really let me take the car for like an overnight. And I remember just following. I ended up In Philadelphia, which was way past. My house is between Harrisburg and Philadelphia. I ended up in Philadelphia. And then I was like, I got to follow the sun. I got to like. Cuz when you're a kid, you're not paying attention. You're just like, like around in the car. You're not paying attention to like signs. I got hopelessly lost and my phone was dying and I, I, yeah, I was running low on gas. I had like $5 in my little. I don't know how I got home.

[Frank]

I think kids get lost less frequently, but when they do get lost, it's more profound now. Like, it's like they're two blocks away from home and they're their pants. Like I don't know how to get home because they like, if you don't have your phone died or. Dude, when your phone dies, I feel like the, the dread is more than it used to be.

[Eddie]

Mark, me and, Me and Tommy were taking a. He had a kid that came over and they played video games and played in the backyard, whatever. We were taking him home and the kid didn't know where he lived. Kid didn't know how to get to where he lived. And like, did you use your patience? He said, I think it's around here. I was getting. I said, what's your address? He didn't know it. Like he says, I think it's around. And I had to take. I ended up. It wasn't until I took like the fourth turn in a circle where it was. Oh, I know where I am now. The kid didn't know where he lived. 15 years old.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I don't think they know that. Like it's a little different.

[Frank]

He lives in the same town as you.

[Eddie]

Like he was the next town over.

[Frank]

But yeah, it's not like that far away.

[Eddie]

No, not, not at all.

[Frank]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

But I knew my whole county. I knew I could, I could, I knew it. Like, I guess back roads and small town kids have to know it a little bit better.

[Frank]

I remember my high school, everyone had a shitty car and it made it so that, that this wasn't intentional, but it was. It's funny looking back that like you could spot everyone's car in town because it was like the only one of that type. There was only one like 1994 Buick Century, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's what my friends drive by a

[Frank]

grocery store and there are a thousand cars. But you can see your friend's car because you're like, that's the only car in the town.

[Danny]

Similar person Driving.

[Frank]

Exactly.

[Eddie]

Still have that problem. Oh yeah, yeah. My friend drove a gray Buick Century.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And we. And it was a shitty car. Everybody knew it was a shitty car, but God, we tore up the roads in that shitty car. Just went everywhere in it.

[Brandon]

When I get a car, I want to re.

[Eddie]

Buy.

[Brandon]

I had a 92 Jeep Cherokee. That's the car I want to get again.

[Frank]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

Have, have y'. All. I'm not trying to put anybody on blast. Have y' all seen that old style Ford?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Frank]

Whose is that?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I don't know if they live in the neighborhood. It's an old fort, like 70s style.

[Frank]

Oh yeah, it is beautiful too.

[Kyle]

It's been parking on the end.

[Eddie]

It's beautiful. It's like a 1978 Ford F150.

[Brandon]

It's awesome.

[Eddie]

And it's in good condition. I want one of those. Our Bronco or something like that.

[Frank]

It's got a bench seat.

[Eddie]

It has to, right? I haven't looked inside, but it's those old Fords.

[Frank]

Big ass mirrors.

[Eddie]

Yep, yep.

[Kyle]

I think I talked about on the show the other day, I got a stick. Somebody put one of those stickers on my car at the. It's like, hey asshole, you park like a.

[Brandon]

Wait, really?

[Eddie]

Here?

[Brandon]

I didn't hear you talking about that.

[Kyle]

I was parked where. Where those apartments are.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Perfect distance between me and either car on either side of me. Same slant. I got out of work, I looked at my. And it was on my driver's side window and it was like, hey asshole, you park like a moron. And then in finer language, it was a business card. It was like, hey, a five year old could stay inside the lines. You can't. I walked around my car four times being like, what did I do wrong? And it's eating away at me. And it worked because now I'm not parking over there. I'm parking in the very back of our line.

[Brandon]

Seriously?

[Eddie]

Seriously. People passing out those cards are worse than people that can't park.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah, wait, but it says limit one, so you're good now.

[Kyle]

But I'm afraid to park. There, it worked. I'm afraid to park.

[Brandon]

Hey, that's up if you're parked.

[Kyle]

I swear I checked like so many times.

[Brandon]

Was it easy to peel off?

[Frank]

Hey, you suck at grammar. Why are there quotes around? Yeah, I hate even a five year old. Yeah, just unnecessary quotes.

[Kyle]

But now I'm keeping it in my car to use on someone else.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're going to turn into the very thing.

[Brandon]

Wait, is that Like a business card?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Frank]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

It's just a business card. But it. I was like, what the hell? And no cars on either side of me had it.

[Eddie]

Do you think it was a co worker that saw you?

[Brandon]

This is Danny Conrad.

[Kyle]

That's what I said.

[Jay]

It took me nine. I swear to gods to convince her it wasn't me. It wasn't. I feel like someone else is just with you because who would just have that?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

But it's different.

[Jay]

If they wrote a note.

[Kyle]

I took a picture at the way I parked, and I keep looking at it every day. I'm like, is there some new clue? But no.

[Jay]

Was it between lines or.

[Kyle]

Yes. There's no lines.

[Eddie]

There are no lines out there.

[Jay]

But the cars were already there and you park perfectly in between them.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

It's eating away at me. It's all right.

[Brandon]

Who are these boys just throwing balls around?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I. I don't know.

[Kyle]

Were you guys ever really reckless driving when you were young?

[Brandon]

Oh, I'm the biggest dork. Yeah. 10. 10 miles under the speed limit.

[Danny]

I always pop my tires.

[Eddie]

We had a.

[Danny]

Every day we had off your tires streak, summer 2010. I just. Every day.

[Kyle]

Doing what?

[Danny]

Driving to the rope swing.

[Eddie]

Oh. Oh, that sounds.

[Brandon]

I was too afraid of rope swing because of the gar.

[Danny]

There was a little section that was just.

[Eddie]

Gar ain't gonna mess with it.

[Che]

Scared me.

[Danny]

There was a spiked section of the road.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah. It was a guarantee pop tire.

[Frank]

But I.

[Danny]

You'd get to the.

[Kyle]

Kept going.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I hate it when they put spiked sections on the road.

[Danny]

It wasn't even a dilemma. I had to get past it.

[Eddie]

We had an elevated railroad track in the country that you could get speed and you would ramp up hazard. I did that way too many times.

[Kyle]

We had a huge hill, the VA Hospital hill in Coatesville. And we'd play a game called Brakes don't work. And if you hit the brakes, you were a puss.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we did that too.

[Kyle]

Everybody in the car would yell at you, so you'd be going without hitting the brakes all the way to the bike. And it was like curvy as fuck. My mom's Altima.

[Eddie]

Did you ever spill over the treasure chest?

[Kyle]

No. No. Never spilled the treasure chest.

[Brandon]

My boy Vincent goo ramped his. The stinkiest car I've ever been in on the way to the palace of gold. I know. I know. Yeah. The goo had the stinkiest car.

[Eddie]

Huge.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He was about seven feet tall.

[Danny]

Massive Chinese.

[Brandon]

But he played lacrosse, and his last name was so small on his giant jersey. But he ramped it on the way to the palace of Gold to buy weed from the Hare Krishnas.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's about.

[Kyle]

That's bad.

[Eddie]

That was Mad Libs.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You think

[Brandon]

smoking weed with Goo with the Krishnas was. What an experience that was.

[Kyle]

We would also test the limits of our freedom. So if curfew was, like, 10pm we'd see how far we could drive before we had to turn around. So we'd, like, make it all the way out to Lancaster for no reason and then turn around. Is that cool?

[Eddie]

It was cool.

[Danny]

That's cool.

[Kyle]

See how far we could get before we started to panic and had to turn around.

[Jay]

Good.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Pretty sick.

[Eddie]

Good times. The good old days.

[Kyle]

Good old days.

[Frank]

Smoke weed with Goo and the Krishnas anymore, dude?

[Brandon]

I've tried to reach out to Goo.

[Kyle]

Can't get a hold of it.

[Eddie]

You're not hooked up with Goo still?

[Brandon]

Nah, not hooked up with Goo.

[Danny]

I hate it when dudes brought paraphernalia in my car.

[Brandon]

I got so paranoid.

[Danny]

Don't bring weed in my car. They put them. Just put it in the.

[Brandon]

The dashboard, and then they would turn on their music.

[Danny]

So loud Cushion orange juice by Wizard Khalifa.

[Frank]

Every time.

[Eddie]

I think weed's so, so much more normal now that when I was coming up, like, 94, 95, 96, weed was still just for the truly bad, really bad kids.

[Frank]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

It. You didn't have, like. I didn't hang with the truly bad kids. Those were the ones smoking weed. I didn't. Weed wasn't normal to me until, like, college.

[Mincy]

Nate just quit.

[Brandon]

No way.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Frank]

All right, good luck, guys. Clap it up.

[Eddie]

Clap it up.

[Kyle]

Why? Why'd he quit?

[Eddie]

Seeing you, dude.

[Brandon]

Is he hungry?

[Eddie]

Were they kicking him out? And then he.

[Tate]

Good hanging out with you, Nate. Hope to see you soon.

[Eddie]

Treat yourself to a day in Chicago. You did great addition. 23 hours, Nate. Let me know what you're doing. Do we want to?

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Kind of get the raw reaction. He might not want to. You might be tired.

[Frank]

Yeah, you're right, Brandon. Weed was like a severed head.

[Eddie]

Yeah. If a guy had weed, weed was a bridge too. I couldn't even fathom it.

[Danny]

I think we were more toward the transitional period of it being normalized, but parents looked at it as if it was heroin.

[Kyle]

Oh, big time. I dabbled in high school and remember thinking like that my parents wouldn't be able to smell it if I sprayed some bath and body Works on myself. Not if you're smoking it out of tinfoil.

[Brandon]

I was always walking through the high school halls, like, with my eyes squinted because I wanted people to think I was. I wanted people to think I was a stoner so bad with my Bob Marley shirt where half the head of it was a lion.

[Eddie]

All right, Nate.

[Tate]

Kate.

[Brandon]

I would have had you anyway.

[Eddie]

23 hours. Did you quit or did you do make a mistake?

[Nate]

I let go.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Frank]

On purpose. On accident.

[Nate]

On purpose.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Nate]

Basically, I got zero sleep last night.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Not chatted with the chat all night.

[Nate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I saw you were just sitting up in the car.

[Nate]

I saw. I got super congested and, like, laying down was. I couldn't breathe. I was like, choking to death. So I just talked to the chat. And then I didn't eat dinner last night because Ethan stole all the pizza. And then I didn't eat.

[Eddie]

Oh. So how long sleep and eat?

[Brandon]

How long's your fast?

[Nate]

27 hours or something.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Nate]

And I like looking at, like, Blutman is never gonna let go. Meek Phil's never gonna let go. Deutsch is a maniac. And I was like, I. I wanted to do the challenge, but I don't know when that's gonna be. And I. I was feeling it.

[Brandon]

So I think you have something.

[Frank]

Proud of your head.

[Eddie]

Got burritos out there?

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Danny]

Get some food.

[Kyle]

A ton of breeds. Go eat.

[Brandon]

But eat.

[Danny]

I think that was a very strategic and smart quit. You assess the situation. You know, you don't want to do another 24 plus hours.

[Brandon]

This is exactly where I would have quit.

[Nate]

Yeah, No, I feel fine about it. It was fun. I'm glad I came and did it.

[Jay]

You know, how were vibes when you left anything?

[Nate]

It's awkward.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nate]

I mean, if you saw Meek and Climber last night, you know, they did it again today with Blutman, and it's just.

[Brandon]

So we are scrambling for some ideas just to see is there anything you experiencing this thinks that.

[Jay]

Think that should be added or any inside info.

[Brandon]

What if we turned off the lights?

[Nate]

No, they want that. Oh, yeah. That was the other thing. Like, the lights are so bright last night, nobody slept. I don't know. Like, they're pooping in there now. I don't know if there's anything you can really do.

[Brandon]

How bad does it smell? You're congested.

[Nate]

I can't smell a thing. They are acting like it's. It's poverty levels in there.

[Brandon]

Just absolutely. Oh, like stinky poor people.

[Nate]

Yes.

[Frank]

You get it?

[Che]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Danny, you could handle it.

[Frank]

That Was me. Danny, I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you.

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Jay]

I'll be honest. I don't quite get it just because I'm poor.

[Frank]

It was a joke.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Rich people like bad car.

[Eddie]

All right, so good. Solid. Quit cry when I get home.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like, that's.

[Nate]

No regrets.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nate]

Feels good to be out.

[Frank]

Is that a Casa Bonita hat?

[Nate]

Yes.

[Frank]

Yeah, it's good, man.

[Nate]

You went.

[Frank]

Yeah, I've been a couple times.

[Nate]

I went on Christmas Day.

[Eddie]

It was closed.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Wait, how'd you get the hat?

[Nate]

I bought it on the Internet.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's so sad.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Danny]

That's the saddest story.

[Brandon]

The fact that you went on Christmas Day.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you buy the hat, like, on your drive back?

[Nate]

No, I bought it recently. I. I buy a lot of merch from Casa Benita Mexican restaurant I've never been to. That's in Colorado.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Nate]

I have a Christmas sweater.

[Frank]

You haven't been inside? Yes. So you saw the fountain?

[Brandon]

You've been.

[Nate]

No.

[Frank]

What. What do you mean?

[Nate]

I. There's a sign on the door that said closed, but you.

[Frank]

You saw, like, the outside fountain. You saw the.

[Nate]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Danny]

Outside.

[Eddie]

I thought you meant, like, the cliff.

[Nate]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

Like, I. I.

[Nate]

At least I more or less traveled there to go to Casa Benite.

[Brandon]

But you decided to go on Christmas.

[Frank]

You flew.

[Danny]

You flew to Denver on Christmas.

[Frank]

Christmas.

[Nate]

I had a girlfriend who. Well, she still lives there, but she's no longer my girlfriend, and it's the distance, and so we wanted to go.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nate]

And we picked the wrong day.

[Danny]

Does she have merch?

[Nate]

We don't speak anymore. She has me blocked.

[Brandon]

Oh, I heard she's with a cliff diver now.

[Eddie]

No.

[Nate]

Nice lady, though.

[Eddie]

All right, Nate. Well, thanks for stopping by.

[Nate]

I think that went really well.

[Frank]

You nailed it.

[Jay]

Could have definitely left out the block.

[Eddie]

Go eat and sleep.

[Nate]

All right. Love you guys.

[Brandon]

She has you blocked.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know, what are you gonna do?

[Brandon]

Yeah, okay.

[Eddie]

They, like.

[Brandon]

They all do.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Go eat a burrito.

[Brandon]

See you, Nate.

[Frank]

Does he mean exes?

[Brandon]

I think that's what she identifies as.

[Eddie]

They could be even larger.

[Frank]

They is her is just women people. He seems. He seems okay.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think. I think he realized how good of a move that was.

[Eddie]

There's a certain, you know, smartness about seeing the finish line, how far away it is, and being like, I don't even care to.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But that gave these guys a ton of hope now.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you need one to leave because.

[Brandon]

How long has it been since the last quit? Was it like, 10 hours ago.

[Kyle]

Wasn't it, Spider?

[Eddie]

Yeah. It was like midnight. Right. 12:15.

[Frank]

Nate felt like a guy that would quit. Right. So like if. If you're one of those other people and you see Nate leave, like when. When Won leaves, I don't know if that's a huge win because you know that's coming.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I still think.

[Frank]

Felt like he could have gone the distance.

[Tate]

Camp.

[Frank]

That's got to be a huge W for those camps.

[Mincy]

Meek.

[Eddie]

Deutsch Camps doesn't have income.

[Brandon]

And Phil, that I don't know. I don't know when and how. And Blutman. I'm sorry. Yes.

[Jay]

Yeah, I think we're sleeping on Donnie.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Because he's. He's come too far to only come this far.

[Kyle]

And he's done all those peak ins and like in other. He's like used to discomfort.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like all those travels are not comfortable and probably like time changes and lack of sleep.

[Danny]

And that's why I think Phil is surprising me. He's someone who only does what he wants.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No phone this long. I don't know if it's freeing for him.

[Danny]

Maybe it's starting to.

[Kyle]

Are there any big games that Meek will be up to, set to be missing?

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Playoff hockey.

[Brandon]

Wait, where is bl.

[Mincy]

Where is Blutman?

[Eddie]

I guess he got a free pass. Has he gone to the bathroom?

[Brandon]

Oh, wait, he has. He won a shower.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's right.

[Jay]

Or he won an hour of sitting, though. Did he trade?

[Brandon]

He traded it for a shower.

[Jay]

Smart.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There's been a lot of trades. There's been a lot of first ever sentences. I know. Camps traded his burrito to Wonton for wantons. Shit break. So a lot of savvy moves going.

[Eddie]

But. So right now, when we're looking at that. In that corner is human shit.

[Brandon]

That's human shit.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Freshman shit.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do you think Camps is at a disadvantage because at least the other guys want to keep the money?

[Brandon]

I think Camps is at an advantage to where he can. He doesn't have any like, friendships or.

[Tate]

Awkward.

[Kyle]

I was gonna say. Would that hurt him?

[Brandon]

That's a good point. I don't know. I don't know anything.

[Eddie]

This is his income for the year.

[Kyle]

True.

[Eddie]

As of right now.

[Kyle]

Hey, with the poker money, that's 60k altogether.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but it's not real money.

[Jay]

What do you think would be your next checkpoint?

[Brandon]

Dinner.

[Jay]

Like if you. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Midnight maybe. Right?

[Jay]

Really? Or bowing out right before bed.

[Mincy]

Like I was.

[Eddie]

I was kind of thought of being able to go to a real bed.

[Brandon]

That Was. That would be tempting.

[Jay]

I was kind of surprised by Tommy bowing out right before bed because he knew that he had a.

[Eddie]

He had a blonde to get to.

[Jay]

He might have.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Jay]

That makes way more sense. But if you're going to be sleeping in Chicago anyways, might as well spend the night there.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think he had a blonde.

[Eddie]

It was a blonde. Really?

[Brandon]

To sleep a top? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Wow, look at that.

[Brandon]

Poor Burns, man. I think he was the only one eliminated. Not quitting.

[Eddie]

Really.

[Frank]

Only six people left in our solitary confinement challenge.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Imagine solitary confinement with 22 of the people you see every day. It's solitary confinement.

[Tate]

But.

[Brandon]

But you're with a ton of people and can leave.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's right.

[Frank]

That's.

[Brandon]

It's a little spin.

[Frank]

First of its kind. Solitary confinement.

[Eddie]

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[Che]

I have something that just kind of popped in my head.

[Eddie]

Do it.

[Che]

Is that somebody mentioned, like, gym teachers before.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Che]

If we took, you know, pay out of it, which is a factor that limits people from being teachers, I think. Would being a gym teacher be an awesome job if pay had. No, I think.

[Brandon]

I think being a teacher in general would be an awesome job.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But gym teachers.

[Brandon]

So you get to change some lives. You get summers off. You don't think.

[Eddie]

So who are you sucking up to right now?

[Brandon]

I like to. I would be a teacher if I didn't with the. Right.

[Eddie]

Yeah. A lot of shitty kids, other people's kids can get on your nerves real, real fast.

[Brandon]

What about like high school teacher.

[Eddie]

And if you show up, if you show up in first week of August and you identify, you've got two or three shitty kids and you've got nine more months or 10 more months, it's got a suck. Gym teacher doesn't have. Gym teacher has this cycling kids from around the school for what, 30 minutes at a time. You know, you're not with the same kids.

[Jay]

So everyone's excited for gym class.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Like, my gym teachers were almost like drill sergeants get in line.

[Danny]

Really?

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Well, I think kids are well behaved at the beginning of gym class, and then you realize I would just let them go. But, like, kids are excited to get there. This is a reprieve for them. So you get the best version of the kids.

[Jay]

Right. Also, I think the gym teachers at my high school would make the same as any other teacher. Health and fitness teacher. I think so.

[Eddie]

Oh, and often they're also coaches too. Right.

[Jay]

In that realm. Why wouldn't you want to just have recess for class all day instead of teaching science?

[Eddie]

Play dodgeball all day or just watch dodgeball all day. I guess the seventh dodgeball class, you're. You're kind of tuned out, I guess.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. I don't know if I'd love to watch kids play.

[Brandon]

I mean, you guys are making me

[Eddie]

seem weird now, but it's better than. I would rather watch kids play. Play dodgeball than teach them math.

[Danny]

Right.

[Eddie]

Teach them fractions.

[Kyle]

I think art teacher would be awesome.

[Eddie]

Okay. I like that.

[Brandon]

I agree.

[Kyle]

That would be. Elementary art would be. Well, even the high school kids then get really into it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

They get to choose to take it, too. A class that kids are choosing to take.

[Eddie]

How happy do you think shop teachers are? If we even still have.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's the thing. I don't know if that's happening.

[Kyle]

I loved shop class. We had metal shop and wood shop.

[Eddie]

But teaching kids just use hammers and nails and I guess now computer programs with all that.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

They got it. They have to be just happy doing that. Right? Because that's what they would do anyway.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I remember we made CD case holders.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Kyle]

And we, like, made cool stuff. It was fun.

[Eddie]

I had a T square, and I still don't know why.

[Brandon]

Case holders.

[Kyle]

It was like a wood thing. And then, like, little pegs all down the side.

[Eddie]

See, that's how. That's how basic. I thought she meant the little thing. CDs come in. Wait. Shut up. Sorry. Sorry.

[Kyle]

Yes. Why? Titus.

[Brandon]

Oh, Meek's. Phil.

[Eddie]

That's Blotman's back.

[Brandon]

It's all the same.

[Eddie]

Freshly showered.

[Mincy]

Was your.

[Eddie]

Did your guys.

[Mincy]

Gym teachers also double as, like, boyfriends and girlfriends?

[Eddie]

Double as what?

[Mincy]

Like, our gym teachers, one marking period out of the four, was a health teacher. And then one year it was our driver's ed teacher. Was our gym.

[Danny]

They would.

[Frank]

Floating. They're floating teachers.

[Mincy]

So, like, our gym teacher was talking to about, like, periods and.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, no.

[Frank]

Yeah, we had that.

[Brandon]

No, our health teacher was separate. Our gym teacher was just Jim. And he wasn't even the coach in high school.

[Eddie]

All our gym teachers were just the football coaches.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Eddie]

That was the football coach.

[Brandon]

Was the priest.

[Eddie]

What?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Y' all must not have been very good at football.

[Brandon]

I don't think so.

[Jay]

He.

[Danny]

He hurt boys. No, he was one of, like, not the. He was one of the priests who actually up boys and didn't want anything else from them. He was tough. I remember he said. He said against St. Michael's he said.

[Eddie]

And we were like, oh, just hurting boys, saying.

[Danny]

But he was a beast. He was so called. Like, he said he dominated the. The Seminary league.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know how competitive that was.

[Brandon]

I don't know, dude. Those dudes, like, imagine, like, playing a contact sport against guys that can't.

[Frank]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Danny]

Really tough. Probably better than, like, D3.

[Brandon]

Definitely. Dude on Web Today on commercial break. T. Bob doesn't know anything about White Sox Dave.

[Danny]

So I got to.

[Brandon]

It was the most rewarding thing. Danny showing him. He never saw the gum video. He doesn't know about. I'm Dylan. He don't know about Velcro wall. It was amazing. I compared it to. I think it'll be the same sensation when I see my spawn take their first steps. Seeing T. Bob watch White Sox Dave chew gum and then knowing that Dave's about To wipe it under the table. Like, knowing that that's coming up. It was the best feeling of my life.

[Eddie]

Y' all did Dave clips on WUB off air. Oh, okay.

[Frank]

All right.

[Brandon]

Oh, but I'm making a play to get Dave on wub, especially during baseball season with the whites.

[Jay]

Would this be his, like, last TV appearance since the gum game? I think you got to make him chew gum. Redemption.

[Frank]

How is he taking the White Sox this year?

[Brandon]

I'm really excited.

[Eddie]

I'm a little mad at him, though, because I told. I said here on this show, this

[Frank]

before the season, you're like, there's. It's different.

[Eddie]

I said, there's some exciting things, but, nah, no, no, I'm not. And he just wouldn't. He wouldn't have it, and he wouldn't. And now he's like, oh, mister, I'm excited about the White Sox. I told him this three months ago.

[Brandon]

We're trying to convince Che to be a fan and see how Dave reacts

[Eddie]

to the White Sox. Yeah, that'd be funny, Chase.

[Danny]

Yeah, you should.

[Che]

What do you want me to get a. Yeah. Morikama jersey?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What do you think about Jerry Reinsdorf? Based off what? You know, Che bad owner of the

[Che]

Bulls, and he currently owns the White Sox.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Jay]

So there's no way you could be pro. Jerry Reinsdorf. That's what really.

[Che]

Is his son doing it? Is it Michael Reinsdorf?

[Jay]

No, I think it's still mostly Jerry.

[Brandon]

Are there any owners that people like? Oh, the Broncos owners liked. Stan Kroenke's the man. Yeah, I love Cronky.

[Kyle]

Kind of hot.

[Brandon]

There he is. I knew it.

[Che]

There's a very funny Jim Dolan PR thing now. He started this, I think, like, two years ago, where he, like, almost like Willy Wonka's it. After a playoff game, especially if they win, there's an area of MSG where all of the players and stuff. It's like the players parking lot, and they come out of there, and kids and stuff can wait by the gates. And he's been coming out and, like, giving ball, like, game balls to kids, which is pretty cool. But then there's a clip that emerged that made me cackle this morning. So Jim Dolan owns Cable Fission, which is like. I think it's Time Warner or maybe it's. It's basically a cable empire in New York, and they've Monopoly, so he's the son of the owner, so he now owns it. And one of the dads of one of the kids is trying to get us on the Ball and just yells, I love cable vision. As Tim Dolan delivering the ball. But he's a hated owner, but is now kind of doing like PR stuff like this to curry favor.

[Frank]

I love cable vision. I love cable vision.

[Brandon]

That's really funny. Stan Kroenke, though, has the Rams won a championship recently?

[Frank]

The Aves, the AVs.

[Brandon]

Who else does he have? The Nuggets.

[Danny]

Both of the. He has all of those.

[Brandon]

Yes. And he has the Colorado FCS soccer team.

[Lucas]

And the most important one, Arsenal has not won a single thing.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, but they're funding all these other champions. That's awesome.

[Lucas]

Problem right there.

[Frank]

What? I thought.

[Lucas]

We're on the brink, though. Five games.

[Brandon]

He has two soccer teams, right? He has Screaming Eagle, too.

[Frank]

Rams, Nuggets, ABS Rapids.

[Lucas]

His. His legacy.

[Brandon]

He owns personal women.

[Lucas]

His legacy will be defined by how Arsenal does. He thinks he's a real estate mogul. No, you will be remembered by how Arsenal does.

[Brandon]

Well, and he married into this wealth, no?

[Lucas]

Very much so. Non compete contracts for Walmart.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's Walmart money.

[Brandon]

He married into the wall.

[Lucas]

Married to one of the daughters.

[Kyle]

That'll do it.

[Frank]

Arsenal's about to win those on the brink mark.

[Lucas]

Five games with.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you should be happy.

[Frank]

This isn't the time to do the.

[Danny]

Look at this.

[Frank]

All positive vibes, right?

[Lucas]

He's gotta. He's gotta get over the line for me to change my kids, my tune. I like Josh. Josh is okay.

[Brandon]

You like Josh?

[Lucas]

Josh, the old man. The old man is the one that I am very bitter towards.

[Brandon]

So do you think Josh will take over and that'll be good?

[Lucas]

So ever since he's been in charge of us, he's. He's sort of taken us over since, like. I think it was like Kovid, it's been a bit better.

[Frank]

What's the. What's Tottenham's situation?

[Eddie]

They are still.

[Lucas]

So they need a lot of favors. They're actually in a very tough spot. They. They need us to win. We are their main rivals, but they need us to win, which is haram, because we're playing West Ham next, who they're competing with against. So they're. They're in a pickle.

[Frank]

So they. They, as of right now, would be relegated?

[Lucas]

As of right now, yes.

[Frank]

But there's still two games left, is that right?

[Lucas]

Yeah, there's two or three games.

[Brandon]

Do you know who a Tottenham Die Hard is?

[Frank]

I do now. Yeah. I've been told it's green gray.

[Brandon]

Ever since he got this job, every. Everything's gone around.

[Eddie]

There's just. No way. He's a die hard.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I believe it's his name.

[Frank]

Liam Blutman looked me in the eye and said, did you know Greg can name every single goal that's been scored by Tottenham going back like five years? No, there's no way. And he goes, yeah. We asked him and he couldn't do it, but he said he could.

[Danny]

I love.

[Frank]

Apparently this happened at the cave where Greg just said that. And then someone got out their phone and they're like, all right. When you beat, you know, when you lost to Arsenal 31 in. In 2023, who was your goal scorer? And he's like, I don't know. He's like, I just don't know.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm not, I'm not sure of that one.

[Frank]

That's how you advance industry.

[Brandon]

I respect that, honestly.

[Frank]

Reminds me of. He came on mostly hoops right as the NCAA term was about to start and he said nobody loves the NCAA tournament more than me. And he was the. The guys that have the. The college basketball show. So then like later in the day he were in the cave and everyone's just asking him the most basic college basketball questions. He's like, how the would I know that dude?

[Brandon]

We laugh now. We will be working for him.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Nine years.

[Kyle]

Did you see the bottle service he got?

[Brandon]

Yes. Barstool Greg.

[Kyle]

Barstool Greg.

[Che]

So I have some fun news about Barstool Greg.

[Brandon]

You don't even need to say fun because it will be redundant.

[Che]

We take dozen match yesterday it was Barcelonal or Team Chicago versus the Ice people and Elio was a late scratch, unable to attend for whatever reason. And so Greg makes his debut as a full time fill in.

[Frank]

Wow.

[Tate]

What was his niche?

[Che]

His niche. I think it was a soccer.

[Brandon]

It was Tottenham.

[Frank]

Yeah. That's how we knew. Yeah.

[Che]

But tune in, I think next week the episode will drama.

[Frank]

Jeff told us he's a Tottenham super fan, which makes sense that they're now having the worst relegated. Oh God love him.

[Brandon]

He's perfect.

[Eddie]

God love you guys. You guys got a tape doesn't match. Coming soon, right?

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Eddie]

It could be a Greg apparent. That could be Greg. Appearances on you guys trivia matches are one of my favorite running things in the company right now for the Randy Jackson one.

[Brandon]

Randy Jackson. That was.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank]

That was when it was the Spin Doctors.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

It was what he was looking for.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's a simple one to make the.

[Eddie]

The Eggo waffle one.

[Brandon]

Yeah. We called him on a different category this time.

[Danny]

Yeah. Greg knows A lot. To even be able to pull Randy Jackson out of his. Right.

[Brandon]

He knows a lot. They're never the right answer. What he says is always a thing.

[Frank]

He always says something.

[Danny]

He knows things every single time. Yeah, he can, like, regurgitate the names of things really well.

[Frank]

He's answering a different question absolutely correctly.

[Danny]

No, there's no filler speed. She just gives you something.

[Jay]

What was the bit you used to do? Always saying that Ken Jack's at a wedding.

[Frank]

Whoever.

[Brandon]

They were going to phone a friend. We were going to say it was. We said it was a wedding.

[Jay]

It'd be like a Tuesday night and people would believe.

[Brandon]

Well, we retired it when it worked against Mook, who has been in the room when we've done that part of Mook. What do you got for us, Brando?

[Eddie]

I'm just looking. Shay, get us. Get us something. Cinco de Mayo. Do you celebrate or care? I do neither, I guess.

[Kyle]

Have you seen the new margarita trend?

[Eddie]

No.

[Kyle]

What is it that everybody's searching for? The restaurants in Chicago that do it. It's not quite a slushy margarita. It's like perfectly smooth, frozen.

[Brandon]

I like that world.

[Kyle]

And it's like bright colors like orange and yellow together. There's a few places in Pilsen I think to do it.

[Brandon]

Want to need that?

[Kyle]

But smoother.

[Eddie]

Smoother.

[Danny]

Like perfectly smooth, like a smoothie.

[Frank]

Are you describing ice cream?

[Kyle]

Not quite. No. It looks like ice cream, but it's margarita.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Kyle]

It's like the smoothest water ice.

[Eddie]

Do you lick it right?

[Kyle]

You.

[Frank]

Is there a straw involved?

[Kyle]

I'm trying to think of the word for it, the name for it. It's like.

[Eddie]

I think ice cream might be the name.

[Kyle]

It's becoming a trend across frozen.

[Eddie]

Margaret.

[Kyle]

But it's not water ice margaritas. It's kind of like water ice, but it's.

[Eddie]

Are you talking about snow cones?

[Kyle]

There's a certain word for it.

[Danny]

Is it a Slurpee margarita?

[Frank]

A Slurpee with tequila. I think it's like that because, like,

[Brandon]

margaritas are like almost like slush puppies, where it has the piece of ice.

[Kyle]

This has the ice cream smoothie, but it's. Look at them.

[Brandon]

Look. Hey, I'm intrigued.

[Danny]

You described it perfectly.

[Brandon]

Honestly. I go. Go get some for it.

[Kyle]

I almost, before the show said I wanted to see if I could like, get a bunch of them, but I didn't know how to get frozen.

[Danny]

Get us some, please, Case.

[Brandon]

But did you see that Coleman out. Cody. Cody.

[Jay]

No.

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon]

So you know Coleman, probably from the shore.

[Jay]

A Little bit.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

How good?

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon]

How good does that soft serve?

[Kyle]

Yes. That looks incredible. Christ, it reminds me of the movie.

[Brandon]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Straight up. Want that?

[Che]

That's dole whip.

[Brandon]

But margarita.

[Kyle]

But margarita.

[Frank]

Is it margarita?

[Brandon]

No, if it's half soft serve, maybe.

[Frank]

I love tequila.

[Brandon]

I do too.

[Kyle]

So do I. I just.

[Brandon]

I just switched over.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's one of the few makes

[Brandon]

my stomach feel good.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Brandon]

I usually get sick after drinking like four drinks Tequila.

[Frank]

I mean, I don't.

[Eddie]

I have a good history with tequila.

[Brandon]

I hate it. Which. Which one of your kids is the product of that, huh?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, because we've want to keep.

[Eddie]

I don't know what she was drinking before she went out to that guy's house.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Mincy]

Dairy and tastes like a fruity. So.

[Brandon]

So it's tequila and milk. This would make you shit.

[Frank]

Yeah, I still want it.

[Kyle]

I don't give.

[Brandon]

I want it to Kate Coleman.

[Mincy]

Clip is hilarious.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So, Danny. So I don't know Coleman too, too well. He was just filmed. First of all, he tweeted himself and he's like, I'm always in these side quests.

[Tate]

You're.

[Brandon]

I don't think you're allowed to say that about yourself. Secondly, I've never really spoken to him. He got caught in a Nick's like man on the street.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon]

And he reacted shockingly.

[Jay]

I haven't seen it yet, but I feel like he might have, in a nice way, a little bit of main character syndrome. I could just. Solely based off the fact that I remember when he got to the shore, he. Someone was filming him. And as he walked into the crowd to see us for the first time, he was like looking around hyping people up and it was just crickets. But I do like him.

[Eddie]

Him.

[Frank]

I'm just.

[Eddie]

You know why? I got a question in. I really, really, really need to know. Do you ever get time? All right, so we back here. What's your name? Coleman.

[Brandon]

Col. Nice to meet you, Coleman.

[Eddie]

My name is Steven. We here game one, second round. We here to get it going. Philly against the Knicks. What will it take for the Knicks to do what they need to do to secure game one in the back?

[Brandon]

What it'll take is them just showing up, walking on this court.

[Eddie]

They have a deeper bench.

[Brandon]

Is he a big Knicks fan?

[Eddie]

The greatest point guard in the world.

[Brandon]

Anthony Towns was looking more like Carl

[Eddie]

Anthony Ewing right now. Hang on a second, Mitch.

[Tate]

Rob, you try and take down his

[Brandon]

Knee one more time, you're gonna feel

[Eddie]

the whole brotherly love of New York City, brother.

[Tate]

Get ready.

[Interviewer]

Get ready. Cause we hear we're coming in four.

[Eddie]

Four. Go. Let's go. I love that. Listen, Mitchell Robinson, you gotta go at Embiid tonight. Come on, man. It's gonna take that. It's gonna take Mikel Bridges to step up and to do what he needs to do. What do you say about Mikel Bridges? What is gonna take. Mikal Bridges needs to be lights out from three. That's one, two.

[Brandon]

Impeccable defense non stop. It's Wingstop here on out.

[Eddie]

Yes. I got a question in. I really.

[Brandon]

But I don't know when was this.

[Eddie]

Do you ever get time and I'll

[Tate]

leave it at that.

[Frank]

What is that?

[Brandon]

I don't know what that is at all.

[Che]

No, that, that is. That's something. But

[Brandon]

that a Knicks thing.

[Eddie]

Well, something. Is it?

[Che]

So game six in Atlanta. Mitchell Robinson got ejected with Dyson Daniels. It was when the knicks were up 50 plus. It was like the third quarter and Dyson Daniels elbowed it, like, kind of gave a cheap shot to Mitchell Robinson. There was a big skirmish. They both got ejected. Mitchell Robinson posted a very, very funny video on his Instagram of a. Or a Snapchat or whatever of some animated character singing that. But there's more to it. There's some n words in there, but it was a very, very funny.

[Eddie]

It's this.

[Che]

It's hilarious. It's also very catchy. I think you can.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

No. Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

I love Coleman, but I do not know him well enough to. To speak further.

[Che]

It's much better.

[Brandon]

Is that how his personality typically is?

[Eddie]

No.

[Danny]

He worked at the office with us. He was like a. He was pretty quiet. He was like a jolly.

[Brandon]

I know he did. Dancing, content. Kim.

[Jay]

Yeah. You guys probably know him more than.

[Kyle]

He was very nice.

[Brandon]

He was very nice.

[Danny]

Nice, pleasant.

[Che]

It's a big tie dye guy. Super friendly.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The first thing I learned about him.

[Eddie]

Friendly or tie dye?

[Frank]

Tie dye.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I don't. I, I, I never talked to him very much. He was there. I was there.

[Che]

I think he was in charge of the rundown.

[Nate]

Right?

[Eddie]

Was he. Oh, maybe I did talk to him more than if I was in charge of the rundown. The, the rundown went through a lot of hands there towards the.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Part of New York. So it was, it was Michelangelo and a lot of, A lot of guys.

[Jay]

But John Rich, I remember it used

[Brandon]

to be an honor to be asked. And then it became like overnight, like. Yeah, A chore.

[Eddie]

Yeah. John Rich took it over and I don't know. Rundown's just something that I guess is now gone, but it was fun.

[Che]

Well, speaking of the Knicks, the Ben Stiller stuff, he's now responding to people on Twitter, of course, being a little

[Eddie]

grumpy about it because he went to the Met Gala instead of.

[Che]

So I think it probably would have been fine if Chalamet didn't exist, but there's been a hierarchy of Knicks fans, and Spike Lee is the next guy. He'll travel to every big road playoff game, and Chalamet does that for the most part. But Stillers in that space now, too, where he's always kind of been there and now with social media and, you know, he's getting a lot more visibility that he do. It's about the next. Every single day. And he's at pretty much every big game, and he has been at big games for a while. But then he shows up at the Met Gala and he's wearing an orange tie. His wife's wearing, like, a blue dress, and he's saying, Nixon 6. But then the game is happening. He's not there. And you see the video of Chalamet emerging from the tunnel, and he's there, which is, I think, a bit of a. A knock on Stiller is.

[Brandon]

I don't know if that's like a super fan move to say Nixon.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I was gonna say six doesn't seem like that big of a.

[Brandon]

That's a pretty close call with a seven seed.

[Eddie]

I think Nixon five is where you start. Nixon four. If you want to be a real asshole.

[Frank]

Right.

[Eddie]

Nixon six is like, I expect a very competitive series. Yeah.

[Brandon]

We're going to lose some.

[Frank]

Extremely reasonable.

[Danny]

We're about to lose.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I think this is the difference between being married and not being married. That's my read on. This is Timothy Chalamet is not married. And he was like, I am not doing that. I'm. I'm going to go to the game. And Ben Stiller was like, okay, honey, whatever.

[Eddie]

You know,

[Frank]

like, that's.

[Brandon]

And. And he's with his wife that they had a little rocky patch.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon]

You can't be going to the next.

[Frank]

She went to. They went to the game the other day. Right. And then.

[Brandon]

That's a fair trade. It's a compromise.

[Kyle]

Compromise. That's right.

[Frank]

Eddie called her Marcia Brady. What the.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that was. That was. And he did it.

[Frank]

What.

[Eddie]

He did it for like an hour before we caught.

[Brandon]

I'm starting to. Not with Eddie.

[Eddie]

I'm out on Eddie. Insane Eddie, completely out on it.

[Danny]

Something about him. He's just fake.

[Frank]

Yeah,

[Che]

yeah.

[Eddie]

We've all been thinking it. Let's turn on Eddie. Just because he had the name of an actress or a role. God damn it, Titus, why are you so wide right now?

[Frank]

I don't know, man. You are.

[Kyle]

I feel like.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Suction me is.

[Frank]

Is Steve, you're the Knicks fan on the show. Do you think that these celebrities at MSG are competitive in that regard? Like, yes. I think the stereotype of the Lakers fans is that they're there to be seen, and there is, like, a little bit of a pecking order.

[Danny]

These guys way more.

[Frank]

So you think. You think it's the same thing.

[Danny]

It's more of, like. It's become more of, like, a PR requirement than, like, an actual identity to me.

[Frank]

Yeah. So this. This. This is gonna really hurt. Ben Stiller. That shall. This is supplanting him as number one.

[Danny]

Seems like it was just a big act, even if they love the Nick.

[Frank]

If I'm being honest, I didn't know Ben Stiller, like, officially had the throne.

[Brandon]

I don't associate him with the Knicks.

[Frank]

Spike Lee had it. I don't know.

[Che]

Spike Lee is still the guy, and

[Frank]

Spike Lee's still kind of the guy.

[Brandon]

I think Tracy Morgan more than Ben still.

[Frank]

If Spike Lee was stepping away, I don't think it's necessarily Ben Stillers automatically anyway, is it?

[Che]

I think they've both been kind of coming because, I mean, Spike Lee is awesome. He's certainly older and moving slower, so I don't know how long he's going to keep doing this, but Stiller has been. So they're positioned himself for this role.

[Brandon]

It's a young man's game.

[Che]

Bring up that picture from Instagram. Chalamet is like, one of the people because this is him as a young kid with Landry Fields and Andy Routtens, like, right to at the time. You know, Landry feels a good rookie year, but, like, not big name guy. So he's like a super fan since birth. Stiller is definitely more recent where he's. He's been going against for a while, but he's certainly been making an online push for, like, the Knicks guy recently. So I think Chalamet showing up last night and then still or not is kind of a tough look in there. They're both obviously still huge fans.

[Frank]

Yeah. My shallow meter is pointed straight up.

[Eddie]

We love monitoring celebrities and we love gatekeeping fandoms, so getting to do both at once is really So I think

[Brandon]

being a fan is one of the last things a common man can have over.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Celebs like that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I've still. I haven't sat courtside at an NBA game or a basketball game.

[Brandon]

I never will, I guess.

[Eddie]

I never will even.

[Brandon]

I think our peak is maybe third row. Third row up, but not on the sides. Behind the. Behind the basket.

[Eddie]

I think it's second row behind the basket as well.

[Tate]

That's.

[Brandon]

That's.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I've never done NBA, but I did a few college.

[Brandon]

That had to be so sick.

[Eddie]

You got a good run there in

[Frank]

one or two college games or. I had a good view.

[Che]

Titus. How about Mike Conley?

[Frank]

Yeah, that's pretty awesome.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Old man, 38 years old, doing it.

[Frank]

Huge. Three forced a TO.

[Che]

He got the walk off interview with. Whatever it was with Peacock.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Frank]

Holy. It is kind of incredible because he was. He was. He was done kind of like they. They got rid of him. They. He bounced around. He was here for a second, right? The Bulls.

[Che]

He was on the Bulls for literally

[Frank]

an hour and a half.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Weren't you?

[Frank]

Yeah, we were excited about that. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. I was excited for like one hour. Exactly one hour.

[Brandon]

And then bad news.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Frank]

But now he has to play because everyone's hurt and he's. Yeah, he's doing okay. That's fun.

[Eddie]

Kyle. A city to take my wife to in the continental US that's not San Francisco, which we just went to, but kind of like San Francisco, which was wonderful. For a week. For a week. For a week. Say five days. Five days a city.

[Danny]

I'm big on Savannah, Georgia. I don't know how close it is to San Francisco.

[Eddie]

So the year we got married, we went to Savannah, Georgia. My favorite restaurant me and her ever ate at is in Savannah. It's called Jazz. It's a jazz club in a basement. Going back there would be wonderful, but I don't know.

[Danny]

Close to home too. Similar to home.

[Eddie]

It's too close, but it's also so Savannah to me. More of a two to three day city as opposed to a five day

[Brandon]

Cape May, New Jersey Cape.

[Eddie]

We vacationed a week in Cape May on Kate's recommendation a couple of weeks years ago. And it was fucking wonderful.

[Brandon]

Love it.

[Danny]

Santa Fe, New Mexico.

[Eddie]

Never been there. Never even thought about going.

[Danny]

Northern New Mexico, from what I hear, is unbelievable.

[Eddie]

Really? I wouldn't have thought of that in a million years.

[Kyle]

Apparently. Fantastic resorts. A great, like artsy Chachki scene.

[Eddie]

Let me throw San Diego at you. Because I've done la.

[Brandon]

It's very different than San Francisco, but it's the best place on earth.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

If you're interested in that.

[Eddie]

Can you get five good days out of San Diego?

[Kyle]

Yes. But you wouldn't want to stay like the downtown. Not that the downtown's sterile, kind of.

[Brandon]

But you could do Coronado Island.

[Kyle]

Coronado. There's really cool neighborhoods around the downtown.

[Eddie]

I just need you to know what me and my wife are looking for. We're looking for good food, nice weather, constant sex.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Honestly, you should go down to Tijuana for a day, then get OTC Viagra. Really come back up and just whale away.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon]

So get the drugs in Tijuana and San Diego.

[Eddie]

I see.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Frank]

Maybe make sure it's that order.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Frank]

You don't want to do the other.

[Brandon]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

You don't want drugs in San Diego. Sexy.

[Brandon]

And you go.

[Frank]

You do not want to do it the other way.

[Eddie]

Let me.

[Frank]

What is Seattle? How does Seattle tickle your fancy you? That's what you're about to say.

[Eddie]

I was gonna say, let me throw Seattle, Washington. Seattle's a beautiful place. I've never been there.

[Kyle]

That's another.

[Eddie]

I'm at 36 states, I'm close to starting to make a run where I just knock them all out. So you're kind of far getting. I guess I am. But I think once you get, once you get to 40, you make that decision. All right, well, I'm here.

[Frank]

We are done Alaska.

[Eddie]

I haven't done Alaska because I want to go with you with my wife, too.

[Brandon]

Well, my favorite trip I've ever been on.

[Frank]

I want to shoot Tarman.

[Jay]

Do you count it? If you didn't spend the night there, Brandon, like for college football show, would you count?

[Eddie]

I do count. I do count. Going for like flying and flying out, I think.

[Brandon]

Shit or a meal.

[Eddie]

I don't count. Layover in the airport.

[Jay]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

Like, I've never been to Minnesota, but I did layover in the Minneapolis airport one time, so I still don't count it.

[Jay]

No.

[Frank]

Get up to Minneapolis this summer.

[Eddie]

I, I. Mississippi State plays Game 2 and college football there this year. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Portland, Maine.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

When we were dating a day my wife and I came up with the ide one day we're gonna, we're gonna in July or August, we're gonna have our feet in the water at a little, you know, cabin in Maine or something. You know, right on the beach. Not cabin, but a beach house or something.

[Kyle]

You'd be a clambake guy.

[Eddie]

I would be a clambake guy. You're damn right I'd be a clambake guy. I fucking love oysters, dude. And it's about time I said it out loud.

[Brandon]

It's brave of you.

[Eddie]

I. I got to the point the other day, I was like, some foods I used to love, I don't love as much anymore. 19 years old. I thought pizza was the, you know, good pizza, not just. And I thought, I'll just be a pizza guy my whole life. And I don't. I don't fuck with pizza as much anymore.

[Brandon]

You don't fuck with pizza?

[Eddie]

I fuck with it. I eat it. But I don't like.

[Brandon]

It's not like pizza's pretty perfect.

[Eddie]

I don't build my week around it's perfect, but I now build my entire life around oysters. Oysters.

[Danny]

I feel like your entire life.

[Eddie]

Char grilled oysters.

[Danny]

Have you been to Shuckenbach lately?

[Eddie]

I went to. In Augusta. We went to Beck's Oyster house. Motherfucker, we had so many goddamn oysters. Well, how many we started with? Started with 36, three dozen. We added 18 more, and then we had 36 more. So I remember.

[Danny]

How did that. 36 more, we said.

[Eddie]

We said. I said, hey, Bradley Barton looked at me, said, how many can you do? I said, probably about 18. He said, I can do 18 too. Let's go 36. We got through 36. And we're like, you know what? Let's do 18 more. And we got three more, and we're like, I could do 18 more by myself. You didn't.

[Tate]

You.

[Eddie]

And we did. We did.

[Brandon]

Call Bradley Barton right now. Say, how many do we have?

[Eddie]

I think he's gonna say seven. Did that add up? Seven.

[Danny]

Don't even say oyster. Say, how many did we have?

[Brandon]

And then say real ones.

[Eddie]

No, I don't know if he'll answer. He's not an answer guy.

[Brandon]

Your best friend.

[Eddie]

He's. He's. He's fourth. He's. No, Bradley's third. Alan. Matt. Bradley. Who am I calling?

[Brandon]

Bradley.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Tate]

What up?

[Che]

Baron Davis.

[Eddie]

Well, he's. He's. He's a friend, but he was a friend in high school. He's not really. We don't hang out anymore. Baron Davis and Antoine Walker. Oh, better.

[Frank]

All right.

[Eddie]

Anybody want to talk while I'm doing this?

[Frank]

No. I mean, not at all. It's kind of hard to talk while

[Eddie]

you're forwarded to voicemail. He's probably busy.

[Jay]

I feel like oysters are always considered a luxury. Like pizza is so accessible. They sell on every corner.

[Brandon]

That's what happened. You got wealthier.

[Eddie]

But oysters aren't expensive. I think what happened was that New Orleans super bowl last year.

[Brandon]

But I think you have. You have to live somewhere that's probably expensive to get good oysters.

[Frank]

Right?

[Eddie]

Stevens and Gurney. Phenomenal Oysters Casino. Hobnob and Racine. Best Oysters Rockefeller ever had.

[Brandon]

Were you at Hobnob this weekend?

[Eddie]

Sure was. Man. So good.

[Jay]

I love Hobnob.

[Brandon]

I was checking your location.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It was. Really.

[Brandon]

Which I still have.

[Eddie]

I gotta get you guys up to Hobnob.

[Brandon]

It was a while ago. I think you asked me how to share it. I just. I'll pop in every once in a while.

[Eddie]

It's right on. It's right on Lake Michigan that they have a jazz band.

[Danny]

Hey.

[Brandon]

You were there for three and a half hours.

[Eddie]

I was there a while. Yeah. It was a long. Yeah. It was a long meal.

[Brandon]

I just like to check.

[Eddie]

I had a nice. It's a nice spot. Man. Hobnob. Shout out to Hobnob.

[Frank]

Gotta get up there.

[Danny]

I. I think if you're going out to eat with people and you want it to be social. You go for a food that's eaten in volume.

[Eddie]

Mm.

[Danny]

Like oysters or wings. It's more of a party.

[Frank]

Mm.

[Eddie]

Wings are. Wings are a good one. Wings are like the. The young man's oysters.

[Brandon]

Wings are the. Yeah. Your wings are the young.

[Eddie]

I don't know where I was going with that. I guess I landed on something.

[Frank]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Didn't mean to.

[Che]

You going all raw? You going.

[Eddie]

No. I like them grilled. Char. Grilled. I like Rockefeller a lot. I like casinos Pretty good.

[Brandon]

Every time I saw you New Orleans during the Super Bowl. You had Rockefeller by your side.

[Eddie]

I was not. I 86 oysters in New Orleans.

[Brandon]

I didn't know you're keeping track like that.

[Eddie]

I did. I had. I tweeted out the tracker every day. It was. It was. It was. It was just wonderful. I love them so much. And. I don't know. I didn't love them till I was like 42 years old. There was a restaurant in New Jersey. RP prime in Mawa. Had great oysters.

[Danny]

Rockfall. I know. Hibernia Diner is the one you're thinking of.

[Eddie]

No. Oh. And then. But they had the best Oysters Rockefeller and just changed my life. And then. And I've just been an oysters guy ever since.

[Brandon]

Wasn't it? Your taste buds reset their cycle.

[Eddie]

I think I'M going through that majorly right now because a lot of the. My wife is on a very, you know, Mondays or this night, Tuesdays or this night. And. And some nights.

[Brandon]

That's gonna piss you off.

[Eddie]

No, but some nights aren't. Just aren't. No. I instituted that. I requested that.

[Brandon]

So today's Tuesday. What's tonight?

[Eddie]

Because she would pour. Shop night. She would. She would do a thing where we go a month. She would have a different meal every single day. And. Which is great and amazing and the effort is incredible. But some I would be like, you know what I love Green bean casserole and pork chops. And if you do that every week, I'd be happy. And she. She learned to do that.

[Brandon]

Does she like it?

[Danny]

She learned to do this. She learned to listen to you.

[Eddie]

She did.

[Danny]

She was going 30 for 30.

[Eddie]

She was going, oh, yes.

[Brandon]

That's crazy.

[Danny]

Different meals.

[Eddie]

Different. Different meals, different ethnicities, different everything.

[Danny]

So fun.

[Eddie]

It'd be coming home.

[Brandon]

She's making pho.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I would come home. She would. She'd be making. She'd have Korean barbecue. She would have. She would. Would. She's done all sorts of. All sorts of different Greek. She would do a Greek night. She would. She. My wife's a lot better than me.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

She's amazing.

[Eddie]

Yeah. She deserves so much.

[Brandon]

She deserves Titus.

[Eddie]

She deserves Titus.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Deserves. She. Titus in Portland, Maine. I'll take her to Burlington. She deserves three days in Burlington with me. A week in Port Portland, Maine, with Titus.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Maybe a lunch date with you, Nick.

[Danny]

Maybe

[Brandon]

that shows how high I think of her.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Maybe you need some west coast oysters, Brandon.

[Eddie]

I did some in San Francisco.

[Frank]

You were. You're killing them in San Francisco.

[Eddie]

Went to the Tadich Grill and had oysters out there. A restaurant that Dave saved.

[Danny]

God damn. The thing about California is the whole state's unbelievable.

[Eddie]

Unbelievable.

[Danny]

Not the whole state, but it has enough.

[Che]

Oh, it has.

[Danny]

California's top 50 is just the whole coast, like every.

[Frank]

Every. Yeah. As long as you're. Yeah. Within 100 miles. Really? Of the coast. It's. It's unbelievable.

[Kyle]

Seattle have wine countries too. And there's. So there's like. You could do.

[Eddie]

San Diego might be.

[Kyle]

San Diego's the best.

[Frank]

San Diego's awesome.

[Jay]

Was there a noticeable change in your sex drive after all those oysters?

[Brandon]

It was just you and Bradley.

[Eddie]

Oh, I've always been a voracious. Voracious sex haver, Danny.

[Jay]

Even after 86 oysters in a week.

[Eddie]

But that's an. That. That's a boost.

[Brandon]

There's not a line where it's too much.

[Eddie]

No, I don't think so. Not with a stallion like me.

[Brandon]

That's true.

[Danny]

You get right after.

[Jay]

Never mind.

[Eddie]

What's that?

[Danny]

Do you warm up with what? Go into, like, one of the bathrooms alone and like.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. Like, get the bullpen.

[Danny]

Get your.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Get your dick in the mirror, look at your boner in the mirror and then go.

[Eddie]

No, no, I just. I. I never do. You.

[Tate]

You don't.

[Brandon]

You get right to it when you go back to the room. Or is there, like a grace period?

[Eddie]

She's not gonna like this at all. Usually right to it. Yeah, but I. I love that ever since I started bringing her on the super bowl trip, I just love. I actually. I love going to new cities with her and just five new restaurants, five new things.

[Brandon]

That's very nice.

[Eddie]

And I guess you're right. It is. The money changed about five or six years ago.

[Frank]

That's probably what it is.

[Brandon]

Why wasn't I going to nice cities having the best meals? I just liked pizza.

[Frank]

For those of you at home, spice up your relationship. Travel to the best cities in the world. Eat at the best restaurants.

[Eddie]

Get lucky, get a job.

[Brandon]

Get you a reservation.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that might be it.

[Frank]

Yeah. Do. Do San Diego. San Diego sounds tacos, you taco guy.

[Eddie]

I like.

[Frank]

I like tacos.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I like the main. The main thing, too.

[Brandon]

Lobster Roll.

[Eddie]

A beach town in Maine.

[Kyle]

Acadia Parks was, I think, bucket list.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Acadia national park. Tj you were there recently.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

That's off the coast of Maine North.

[Kyle]

Oh, I didn't realize it was.

[Mincy]

That's Bar harbor is the beach town right there, though. That's. It's a great little town. Or if you wanted to go less far up, like Kenny. Bunkport's a really cool town. I think Kirk has a house there.

[Frank]

Should go to Canada. Brandon.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, I don't know, man.

[Jay]

When are you going to Dallas?

[Brandon]

You don't have a passport, do you?

[Eddie]

I do.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Oh, go up to Canada.

[Kyle]

Go to, like, summer camp.

[Eddie]

You have a passport. We're not in Rhinelander, Wisconsin.

[Brandon]

I forgot about that.

[Tate]

When's your.

[Jay]

When's your Dallas trip?

[Eddie]

Tommy was asking about it last night. I gotta. I gotta look at it.

[Brandon]

Don't go to Dallas.

[Eddie]

I think Tommy's leaning to Austin. I don't know what Tommy wants in Austin, but. Tommy.

[Jay]

Joe Rogan, baby.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He wants to go to the mothership.

[Jay]

Get him up on stage at Kill Tony.

[Eddie]

Is that all?

[Brandon]

Take him to San Antonio, why fat women barbecue? Enormous women, as far as the eye can see. That's just one woman. And then, like a rodeo.

[Eddie]

Austin's more barbecue than San Antonio. Right.

[Brandon]

I bet you it's all.

[Eddie]

It's all about same. I just. We just offended a lot of Texans right there. Probably because I get serious about that shit. Yeah. Take a bite of barbecue in Dallas and say, I like that barbecue in Memphis.

[Danny]

Barbecue heads.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get serious.

[Frank]

They're easily offended, too.

[Eddie]

Can I say that the arguments about Memphis barbecue, Kansas City barbecue, Texas barbecue, North Carolina barbecue, I think is one of the dumbest, because they're all fucking good. It's barbecue.

[Brandon]

But if you lived in one of those places, you would be adamant about defending.

[Eddie]

But if I lived in Texas, had Texas barbecue every day, and I took a trip to North Carolina, had their barbecue, I'd be like, this is also delicious. I really enjoy.

[Brandon]

They can't all be good.

[Eddie]

I like vinegar in my barbecue. Sue me. I like beef brisket in my barbecue in Texas. Sue me. I like. I like ribs in Memphis. Sue me.

[Brandon]

You're really on your soapbox.

[Danny]

Yeah, I agree. I hate. People say, like, shit's just. That's disgusting, dude. Are you. Are you a pussy? Are you gagging on that shit? You can't handle mediocre brisket. It's making you sick to your stomach, you pussy. You're spitting out ribs. You can't even handle it. You can't swallow, like, decent Mac and cheese. It's disgusting. I hate when people say food is disgusting.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

When it's like, Mac and cheese.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Or that's. That sandwich is no.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Baseline of it.

[Danny]

The restaurant sells it.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You should be able to swallow it. Crumble.

[Frank]

Cookie.

[Danny]

Disgusting. You take a bite of the cookie, but you can't swallow the cookie. What's gonna happen to your tummy? Cheeseburgers have a high ceiling, but very, very. Their median is very mediocre.

[Frank]

Well said.

[Danny]

Their chicken parm is disgusting, dude.

[Eddie]

All right. Let me tell you.

[Danny]

Gonna regurgitate it out of your little baby mouth. Dude. Just say it's. There's better options.

[Eddie]

We got summer coming up.

[Mincy]

Can you lose the bottle to you right.

[Eddie]

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[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No, I'm going to change Wyoming.

[Che]

How much would you accept to leave now, Gary?

[Eddie]

Y They're talking cities too.

[Che]

Good question.

[Eddie]

Deutsch. You have a why?

[Che]

I take the bonus bet.

[Eddie]

All right. Spin the wheel.

[Brandon]

Are they negotiating?

[Eddie]

Looks like it.

[Danny]

Hey, let's go.

[Frank]

There we go.

[Eddie]

All right, so Big Cat will be back tomorrow. We'll put Friday.

[Tate]

Yeah, I think that's what it means. Okay.

[Eddie]

All right. Friday draft looks like we got a Friday draft. So everybody who bitched about me in the wheel, we've just given you a draft this Friday. So that's it. All right?

[Kyle]

Stay.

[Mincy]

Go watch the stream. I know I said Spider yesterday, but I gotta pull for Blutman now. Spider went out early. He was a valiant soldier. Bring home the dub, Liam.

[Tate]

All right.

[Mincy]

Love you guys. See you to my buddy.