Jeff D Lowe Is BACK With His Most Useless Gadget Yet | The Yak 3-23-26

Summary

The Yak - "Jeff D Lowe Is BACK With His Most Useless Gadget Yet"

Barstool Yak | March 23, 2026

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Episode Overview

This Yak episode brings the usual cast—Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Brandon Walker, Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Titus, and others—together for a chaotic, conversational two-hour session. This particular episode covers everything from wild college wrestling recaps and March Madness vibes to the mysterious return of Jeff D Lowe and his latest pointless productivity gadgets. Tangents abound: wrestling prodigies, the psychology of youth dominance in sports, odd home gadgets, shopping cart hygiene, church etiquette, apartment horror stories, and, inevitably, some heated debates about the right way to pronounce "tour." The gang also discusses fan mail, workplace rivalries, prom memories, and the challenges of adulthood, keeping the fast-paced, irreverent spirit that The Yak is known for.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. College Wrestling Recap: The Era of the "Boys"

[01:28–12:04]

• Wrestling tournament highlights – Danny details his wild weekend at the NCAA wrestling championships, focusing on the dominance of teenage wrestlers ("the boys") upsetting older, more experienced athletes.
  • “There were too many star boys this weekend... The stars of the tournament were boys younger than the Baconator.” – Danny [02:20]
  • Standout names: Landon Rabadu, Sergio Vega, Jax Forest, Jesse Mendez. Danny emphasizes how many of them are true freshmen—“a boy among men.”
• Why are young wrestlers dominating?
  • Theories discussed: less pressure, carefree attitudes, better training/youth development.
  • “They seem so carefree… they’re just excited to get the opportunity.” – Danny [03:32]
• Group banter about sleeping arrangements in the Airbnb and standing up high during "Hell or High Water" [05:10], plus the odd dynamic of former wrestlers and their dads sharing beds.
• Notable Moment:
  • “My boy Max slept with my dad in a bed. My boy Dell slept with Max’s dad in a bed. And I got the couch.” – Danny [04:21]
• Penn State wrestling gets called out for peculiar, socially awkward but brilliant wrestlers.
  • “They are peculiar… not the most charming way.” – Danny [08:49]

2. March Madness Vibes—But Not Enough "Madness"?

[11:32–12:04]

• Discussing the lack of big upsets or Cinderellas; some feel it’s “not enough madness,” but Kate and others counter that close games and buzzer beaters still deliver.
  • “I’m a later rounds guy. I think it’s setting up to be really, really good.” – Kate [11:56]

3. Jeff D Lowe's Return and The Most Useless Gadget Yet

[12:10–15:45]

• The crew roasts Jeff’s new productivity hack:
  • Jeff buys a receipt printer, 3D prints a ticket spike, and programs his own “to-do list” system in lieu of…post-its.
  • “He invented post-it notes.” – Kate [14:19]
  • Memorable Quote:
    • “The most convenient thing about a shopping cart, is you don’t have to take it home with you.” – Danny [12:41]
• Shopping cart controversy:
  • Jeff previously bought a collapsible cart to avoid returning store carts, drawing ridicule (“Shopping carts at stores are so goddamn convenient” – Kyle [12:55])

4. Gadget Guy Roast, Gadget Sommelier, and the Lunchbox Debacle

[15:18–17:32]

• Hypothetical: Everyone Venmo's Jeff $200 for him to pick a product for them.
  • “He should be like a gadget sommelier.” – Titus [16:11]
• Return of the infamous “Kickstarter lunchbox”—a failed product Jeff was enamored with (too large, not useful).

5. The Deutsch Beer Bracket Saga

[17:32–21:16]

• Kate recounts the antics of “Deutsch”—a guy drinking beers aligned with March Madness seeds.
  • He tries to spice it up: “At halftime of the Texas-Gonzaga game…Deutsch goes out and drinks the Gonzaga beer and posts it. The cave went crazy.” [18:16]
• Suggestions to drink as many beers as the seed number (“He would die.” – Kate [20:51])

6. Barstool Office Wagers, Rico Bosco’s Dilemma, and Business-side Chatter

[24:19–27:04]

• Massive, ridiculous bets: Dave Portnoy offers to double Rico’s salary for 10 years if Alabama wins.
  • “All he has to do is do six months of a podcast with Jeff Nadeu… I don’t hate somebody that will keep me away from money.” – Kyle [26:05]
• Notable Moment:
  • “I would legally marry Jeff Nadeu.” – Brandon [25:19]

7. Fan Mail, Collectibles, and 'Opening Day' Antics

[27:39–31:06]

• Yak trading cards—members discuss what rare “autos” were found in packs.
• Opening Day: fans send in odd gifts, sometimes crossing the line (ex: Tommy gets sent books about weapons, making his mom cry).

8. Travel Hurdles, TSA Headaches, and Spring Break Dad-Life

[31:57–33:45]

• Titus is dreading spring break travel out of O’Hare with his kids due to TSA staff shortages.
  • “TSA is just not getting paid. That’s the last job I’d want to do for free.” – Brandon [33:26]
• Banter about the miseries of family travel, long lines, and “should I cancel and just do the Dells?”

9. Sinners & Saints, Church Rituals, and the Hot Pastor Debate

[35:48–44:50]

• Quick spiral from Epstein’s Island geography to the process of becoming a saint to awkward church stories.
  • “Is it wrong? Do people bring the coffee into church?” – Titus [41:52]
• Brandon: “I’m anti-hot pastor.” [42:44]
• Exchange about Catholic traditions, weird church customs, awkward Thanksgiving with “the brothers,” and the nuances of church fashion.

10. Yak Prom Night, Parades, and 2000s Memories

[65:30–70:00]

• Prom traditions: Kate describes her local small-town “prom parade” and the dramas of homemade floats and expensive dresses.
• Kyle recounts prom ruined by tornado warnings.
• Photo nostalgia: “That picture meant a lot when I saw it. People were with me in that picture.” – Danny [69:53]

11. Comedy Central’s Mount Rushmore

[63:16–64:17]

• Quick-fire debate: Dave Attell, South Park, Chappelle’s Show, Reno911, Family Guy, Tosh.0, and others get nominations.
  • “Would you put Dave Attell on the Mt. Rushmore of Comedy Central?” – Kyle [63:16]

12. Fan Mail, Annoying Colleagues & Workplace “Rivalries”

[75:42–82:03]

• Rico Bosco’s drama leaving “Pick Central”; group debates workplace etiquette, editing bad-faith clips, and the importance of not “lying for content.”
  • “If somebody around you is going to lie and make you look worse... I’m going to make myself look bad enough on my own.” – Kyle [80:38]

13. Chapel Roan Security Incident

[82:03–87:49]

• The viral story: Chapel Roan’s security allegedly harasses a kid for approaching her; panel debates celebrity privacy, PR handling, and whether the parent was “clout chasing” or not.
  • “If you’re famous and a 35 year old holding an autograph book comes up, blow that person off. If an 11-year-old… kids are different.” – Kyle [87:14]

14. Goldfinger’s Teal Apartment & Interior Design Roasts

[88:08–94:03]

• Yaksters amazed by Goldfinger’s eerily teal new apartment: “It’s tealer than it is apartment.” – Brandon [88:22]
• Running joke: who would bring a date home to a place this teal?

15. Dog Breeds, Childhood Pets, and Household Chaos

[107:03–110:13]

• Roundtable: everyone shares their family’s weirdest pet stories.
  • “What’s the biggest asshole dog y’all ever had?” – Kyle [107:46]
  • Brandon's beagle “Annie” becomes an underappreciated hero.
  • Kyle: “In my life? Yes. High double, maybe triple digits [of dogs].” [108:34]

16. Wrapping Up—House Selling Woes & The Wheel

[110:13–113:32]

• Brandon is about to close on his house—everyone shares in the anxiety about deals falling through at the last minute.
• The Yak ends with the ritual wheel spin (“Wet would be so funny, huh?” – Kyle [113:06]) and their usual signoff.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On the new generation of wrestlers:
  • “The stars of the tournament were boys younger than the Baconator.” – Danny [02:20]
  • “Why are the boys so good? What’s happening to the boys?” – Kyle [03:23]
• On Jeff D Lowe’s gadgets:
  • “He invented post-it notes.” – Kate [14:19]
  • “Shopping carts at stores are so goddamn convenient.” – Kyle [12:55]
• March Madness:
  • “I’m a later rounds guy. I think it’s setting up to be really, really good.” – Kate [11:56]
• On Jeff as a ‘gadget sommelier’:
  • “He should be like a gadget sommelier.” – Titus [16:11]
• Beer Bracket Antics:
  • “At halftime of the Texas-Gonzaga game...Deutsch goes out and drinks the Gonzaga beer and posts it. The cave went crazy.” – Kate [18:16]
• The great ‘tour’ debate:
  • “Tour and bore. No, that doesn’t rhyme. Not even kind of.” – Kyle/Titus/Kate et al. [104:01]
• On outrageously teal décor:
  • “It’s tealer than it is apartment.” – Brandon [88:22]
• Rico Bosco, workplace etiquette:
  • “If somebody around you is going to lie and make you look worse, again, we’re going to... I’m going to make myself look bad enough on my own.” – Kyle [80:38]
• Dog ownership:
  • “In my life? Yes. High double, maybe triple digits [of dogs].” – Kyle [108:34]

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Episode Timeline / Quick Reference

• 00:00–01:04: Ad reads, show intro.
• 01:28–12:04: NCAA wrestling, prodigal “boys”, Airbnb tales.
• 12:04–15:45: Jeff D Lowe and the productivity gadget.
• 15:18–17:32: Gadget guy roast, lunchbox saga.
• 17:32–21:16: Deutsch beer bracket antics.
• 24:19–27:04: Barstool bets, Rico Bosco, contract hypotheticals.
• 27:39–31:06: Fan mail and opening day bit.
• 31:57–33:45: Spring break travel chaos.
• 35:48–44:50: Saints, church, pastor debate, awkward religious customs.
• 65:30–70:00: Prom floats, tornado warnings, high school memories.
• 75:42–82:03: Rico’s Pick Central drama, media ethics.
• 82:03–87:49: Chapel Roan story, celebrity privacy debate.
• 88:08–94:03: Goldfinger’s apartment, interior design roasts.
• 107:03–110:13: Dog drama, lifetime pet counts.
• 110:13–113:32: Selling houses, Yak wheel spin, wrap-up.

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Tone and Style

• Chaotic, quick-witted, irreverent.
• Banter and rapid-fire bits with sarcasm and mockery.
• Frequent tangents, but nearly every oddball anecdote or side-conversation ties back to the broader Yak universe.

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For First-Time Listeners

If you want a whirlwind tour through sports fandom, Barstool culture, and the inside jokes of The Yak crew, this episode is a microcosm of their free-associative, anything-goes style. Whether they’re roasting a friend for a pointless gadget, recapping niche sports, or deep-diving ordinary frustrations (like TSA lines or church perfume), it’s always with affection and enough wit to keep you engaged.

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Skip to ~[12:10] for the Jeff D Lowe gadget roast, [24:19] for workplace drama, [65:30] for prom parade stories, and [88:08] for the “teal apartment” saga.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Kyle]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon]

You have a glow, Kyle.

[Kyle]

How was the wrestling?

[Danny]

My eyes are breaking out in hives.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Danny]

Do you see?

[Kyle]

Yeah, a little bit. Well, the one is a little.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Danny]

I didn't know they burn and. Yeah, you did. You said. That's the first thing you said when you saw me.

[Brandon]

I didn't mean to.

[Kyle]

What did you say?

[Brandon]

I thought somebody. You were wrestling in the house and somebody may have broken your nose because you. They were dark. They were.

[Danny]

I don't know what it is.

[Brandon]

Did you reapply? How can you say you didn't mean healer?

[Danny]

I don't think it's the men's performance spray. I don't think it's the elite.

[Brandon]

What's performance spray?

[Danny]

The bro glow.

[Brandon]

Okay. The performance tanner.

[Danny]

I think it's just a natural biological warning to me for gazing and gawking at boys all week.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yes.

[Kyle]

You were staring.

[Kate]

What? So you got cauliflower eye.

[Danny]

Like a predatory cauliflower.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Your body from gawking.

[Brandon]

Look at it. Under age boys.

[Kyle]

Your body's telling you to stop.

[Danny]

There were too many star boys this weekend. There were a lot of undersold it last week.

[Kyle]

You really did. There were boys.

[Danny]

So many boys. The stars of the tournament were boys younger than the Baconator.

[Kyle]

You. You didn't even mention some of the boys. No, you.

[Danny]

I didn't mention. I didn't mention Landon Rabadu. I didn't mention Sergio Vega. Nope, not the big.

[Kyle]

I had never heard of Sergio Vega. When he went off the other day, he.

[Danny]

He might be the guy.

[Brandon]

Wait a minute.

[Kyle]

More than Jack's forces. Jack Forest was. Was good.

[Danny]

Jesse Mendez from Ohio State, you know?

[Kate]

Yeah, I know.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

For the last three seasons, he's been a man amongst boys. He's relentless. He dominates. He scores 8 to 10 takedowns on guys who are elite. And this time, it was a boy amongst men. Sergio Vega was such a boy.

[Kyle]

Is he a freshman, too?

[Danny]

A true freshman. Didn't give up a single takedown all year, including to Jesse Mendez. Undefeated. So he might be the go.

[Kyle]

Why are the boys so good? What's happening to the boys? They're coming into college just kicking everybody's ass.

[Brandon]

What's different about today's boys?

[Danny]

They seem so carefree. We have been like, Sergio Vega's talking about, like, oh, I'm so excited to get to wrestle guys that I used to look up to as a kid. The guys that I would watch in awe in high school and middle school. And there's nothing to lose. I'm so excited to just get the opportunity. And they're so carefree and.

[Kyle]

Well, he's not the only great boy. There's a lot of great boys.

[Danny]

That's what I'm worried about, the future. We're on pace. What about 10 years when I was gonna be a 12 year old.

[Kyle]

But this seems good for the future. We're bringing up better boys.

[Danny]

Best it's ever been. What a tournament.

[Brandon]

How are your personal boys, your former Kent State wrestlers?

[Kate]

It was solid.

[Danny]

We were in an Airbnb that was connected to everything. We could walk right to the arena, connected to the casino.

[Brandon]

You get hands on him, you get handsy.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, we got handsy.

[Kyle]

Could that be the I thing that you guys.

[Danny]

My boy Max slept with my dad in a bed. My boy Dell slept with Max dad in a bed. And I got the couch.

[Brandon]

Okay, good trade.

[Danny]

We thought it would be weirder to not sleep with your dad than to sleep with your dad.

[Brandon]

So wait, how did that goes the weirder path? Was that like an actual conversation you guys had? So, like, you beat up dads?

[Danny]

It would be more weird if I slept in a bed with my dad than if I didn't. Well, I think the dad Max Slept with my dad.

[Kyle]

The dad should. Slept together.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why don't the dads just sleep together in a dad bed? I don't know.

[Danny]

That's more like peer on peer. It's too much of it. They're in the same dating.

[Brandon]

They'd have to fuck. They would end up fucking.

[Danny]

It was a blast.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We would get home and that'll be

[Brandon]

a nightmare scenario to hear from the couch.

[Danny]

My dad maxed out. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

That would be.

[Brandon]

That be the weirdest breakfast.

[Danny]

We all took like edibles, weed, gummies, and watched Heller High Water. Standing up,

[Brandon]

everybody.

[Danny]

It's kind of cool. Like, is it good with a move? An intense movie like that, it's more fun to watch it standing up high. So, yeah.

[Brandon]

The whole time.

[Kyle]

Just standing.

[Danny]

Whole time.

[Kyle]

Five. Five guys standing around.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about Cleveland? Did you enjoy the city?

[Danny]

Didn't even get to taste the Cleveland air because it was so conveniently located in one venue.

[Brandon]

Oh, you never left? You never went outside?

[Danny]

It had a couple bars nearby, but I had to get the Uber Eats was disastrous. The delivery guys just brought it to different places.

[Kyle]

When you go to an event like that, are you recognized constantly?

[Danny]

No, it's more me recognizing, like guys who wrestled in 2016, 15, 14.

[Brandon]

And do you go up to them, just be like, I'm a label. Yep.

[Danny]

Nick Bruschetta.

[Kyle]

That's her name. That's not labeling them.

[Brandon]

You saw Nick Bruschetta?

[Danny]

Yeah. I was like, you're Nick Bruschetta? Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

It's not his name.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You don't get the respect you deserve. As the, like, foremost advocate for college wrestling at these events, nobody pulls you aside and it's like, kyle, I appreciate you sticking up for our sport.

[Brandon]

Who's your.

[Danny]

Like. Yeah, a few guys.

[Brandon]

Who's your football equivalent? Pat McAfee?

[Danny]

Me?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I'm not really in the wrestling space cuz I don't really. I don't really talk about it too often.

[Kate]

Who's. Who's like the guy. If you want to get into college wrestling and you. And if. If barstool was like, we got to get into the college wrestling space and hire like a creator who can talk about this.

[Titus]

Like, is there a. Pardon my take of wrestling podcasts?

[Kate]

There's a few.

[Danny]

Bash a Mania. Justin Bash, Willie Sailor. Pat Mineo runs like a Facebook group where you can get all the info. We should buy that Kayden Henshaw is like an influencer.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but you talking about the boys on Friday for 30 minutes low wrestling.

[Brandon]

Of course that got me hyped up.

[Kyle]

That was as much mainstream talk as college wrestling has gotten years.

[Danny]

I mean, my mainstream.

[Kyle]

That was more mainstream than most of the wrestling talk that gets out there.

[Titus]

It broke into my bubble. I was getting Vega posts this week.

[Brandon]

You saw Vega posts?

[Titus]

Yeah, I was getting Vega posts.

[Danny]

So it so many boy go containment

[Brandon]

who ended up winning out of the four goats.

[Danny]

Jack's forest solidified himself as. As the best of all time.

[Kyle]

But the next guy's coming, right? Or that's in a different weight class. Who's Bo Bassett gonna go take after? Yeah. I'm blowing your mind with boys.

[Danny]

It might be the next best of all time next year for Virginia tech. I don't know. 141, 149.

[Kyle]

Sure, sure.

[Titus]

And didn't the one freshman winner, like, he left high school early?

[Danny]

Jax Forest.

[Titus]

Oh, that's him.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How old is he?

[Titus]

Younger.

[Danny]

He went to homecoming at Bishop McCourt High School this year. He took class. Yeah.

[Kyle]

You know who he took?

[Danny]

His date. Yeah, that's why.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I was about to say with

[Nick]

Lock

[Danny]

me the up, dude. I really like these dudes. I keep saying boys. That's weird. But they are teens.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What did you think of the one boy? I believe it was an Iowa wrestler who beat. And then the other guy was handing out handshakes and he wouldn't do it. Is that standard practice?

[Danny]

I didn't mind it. These Penn State guys, they're this Mitchell mess of Brink. He's the. The best of all time.

[Kyle]

How many? You can't have everybody.

[Danny]

He's the most dominant. He's, you know, after he demolishes Mikey Caliendo in the finals. And then. And then he shows. I think it's like kind of fake humility.

[Kyle]

Oh, these weren't real handshakes.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is it standard to be giving them all hands?

[Danny]

All of your asses?

[Brandon]

Are the Penn State guys dicks?

[Danny]

They are peculiar.

[Kyle]

That checks out.

[Danny]

Not in the most charming way. I want to love them so much because of how good they are. And that's where it's a little off putting.

[Kyle]

That's where Kale is.

[Danny]

That's where Kale is. Kale himself. They.

[Kate]

They.

[Danny]

I wish they were a little socially better, but maybe that's because that's like. When you're that good at wrestling, you kind of falter in other areas.

[Kyle]

And then.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Now you have two black eyes.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Was there any moments, like the mom who chopped up her glasses the other year. Was there anything, like, weird like that? Like, were all the fans pretty chill

[Kyle]

or forgot about that.

[Danny]

I was in the Oklahoma State section, so they, they had a such a good run that like everyone was pretty happy. Big storyline there. Like their head coach, David Taylor was the star of Penn state in the early 2010s. Now he's taken over for Oklahoma State, stealing recruits. Clear tension between him and Cale Sanderson and they're on the come up. They had, you know, three massive champions.

[Titus]

Big champions. Three of them.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I think Cale had a big problem with the fact they took jacks for us out of high school. Right. He was somebody.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He was saying, talking about unlike our opponents, we didn't take kids out of high school or take kids right off of their high school team or something like that.

[Danny]

Yeah, well, they're doing other weird shit.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Penn State. No, no, they gotta be.

[Danny]

But I respected them.

[Kyle]

That's not a real age.

[Kate]

Was there a big upset that older than Cooper flag?

[Kyle]

Well, that's a month before I got married.

[Kate]

Was there a big upset that like. Like last year? You missed the big upset, right?

[Danny]

Yeah. On that level, I guess. Yeah.

[Kate]

Thank God. Thank God I didn't leave or thank God I was here to see this.

[Danny]

Well, didn't an eight seed, another freshman, 10 seed, eight in Valencia. Freshman beats number one, Shane Van.

[Brandon]

Is it bad for the sport that stand for boy?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There are so many great kids and they're all kids. Does that like dilute the sport that a child can come in and dominate?

[Danny]

Well, I mean, it makes from a fan's perspective the future optimistic. So it's really exciting.

[Brandon]

Unless there will just always be a child.

[Danny]

That's my worry. Is that a sport that person start.

[Kyle]

Are they using earlier?

[Kate]

A sport that presents is like the most masculine thing in the world is being dominated by. By boys that can't grow facial hair.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. And they are. They are boys. Did you hear them talk? No.

[Brandon]

What's he talk like?

[Danny]

Like a boy? Yeah, like a little boy. Oh, it's amazing.

[Brandon]

Glad you had a good time.

[Kyle]

Sounds like a great weekend.

[Danny]

Yep. Basketball. I see some complaints, but, you know,

[Kate]

what are the complaints?

[Brandon]

It's not enough madness.

[Danny]

Story lines.

[Kyle]

No Cinderellas, No.

[Danny]

Where the madness.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Mark.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Still good basketball, right?

[Kate]

It's good basketball. I think. I think there's enough madness.

[Titus]

I feel like it's been a lot of close games.

[Kate]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon]

You've always been a later rounds guy, though.

[Kate]

I'm a later rounds guy. Yeah. I think it's setting up to be really, really good. And I think there's enough. We had, like, buzzer beaters. We had near misses. We had great games.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What?

[Brandon]

I don't want to make fun of Jeff D. Lowe, but, yeah, it's something I would do as well.

[Danny]

You got a new product?

[Kyle]

Yeah. He's forever getting new products.

[Brandon]

He's always getting new products. This is the guy that hates guys just like him.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what's so fascinating.

[Brandon]

Despises genuine hate loads with his whole heart. I made fun of him for the shopping cart that he bought that he brings to stores.

[Titus]

Wait, what?

[Brandon]

Jeff d' Alo bought a shopping cart,

[Kyle]

Collapsible shopping cart that he puts in his car, and he puts it together

[Titus]

in the parking lot so he doesn't have to return the cart.

[Kyle]

Something like that.

[Danny]

The most convenient thing about a shopping cart is you don't have to take it home with you.

[Brandon]

That is my favorite thing about shopping.

[Titus]

It's so easy to return your cart.

[Danny]

He's quite nice.

[Kate]

Do you think he's ever turned around? He's like, pulled into the parking space and he's been like, I left my shopping cart.

[Brandon]

Never seen his shopping cart.

[Kyle]

Wait, why? By the way, shopping carts at stores are so goddamn convenient.

[Titus]

It's so hard to put stuff underneath that. Oh, yeah, it'll fit in there.

[Kyle]

He's already wasted 90 seconds.

[Titus]

Is this a German purchase?

[Kyle]

No, I don't think. There he goes.

[Brandon]

So I'm a products guy. I think a lot of us are products guys.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Wouldn't they make sense?

[Brandon]

I like his new product, and it's. I can't make fun of it because I think it's something I would do, but I will give you guys the floor.

[Titus]

You told me what it is, but I don't understand what it is.

[Kyle]

I found a cool office hack on Instagram for tracking your to do list and daily tasks. So I cooked up a version for my home office, and it's kind of awesome.

[Steven]

I saw this cool to do list productivity hack on Instagram. So I got a receipt printer and then built a little script code using AI to print out all of my tasks there.

[Kate]

My tasks there. I got to write, got to edit

[Brandon]

some video, and then I added a

[Steven]

little task at the end there. I simply click save, and boom. It just prints out all of my tasks individually on receipt paper.

[Kate]

I'll rip them off, show you. I got my name on it, got

[Steven]

a little logo there, got the time that I added in the to do list. And then i3D printed a receipt ticket

[Kate]

holder that you find at A restaurant, of course.

[Brandon]

What do you do? Stab it.

[Steven]

Done. Task over. Shout out Jay Walter, 1337 on Instagram for help.

[Kate]

He invented post it notes.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What.

[Brandon]

What episode of True Life.

[Nick]

Jeff d'. Lobian.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't know. There's a lot.

[Kate]

Yeah. Taking a pen, writing on a post it note and then sticking the post. It did the exact same thing for decades.

[Kyle]

What was the.

[Kate]

We had.

[Titus]

And that's hard to see. It's not easy to see those things.

[Kyle]

What was the path to figuring this out? I love it. He didn't know what this was, so he needs to go buy a receipt machine online. Wait, go back.

[Brandon]

Do we have a game, Mark?

[Kate]

Oh, do we? All right, so I guess it's all fun.

[Brandon]

Thank you, Jeff.

[Kate]

All right.

[Danny]

Monday.

[TJ]

Today.

[Brandon]

Today.

[Kate]

Wait, we have a.

[Kyle]

Did you already do that one? You already ordered it?

[Brandon]

No. All right, I guess. Pretty helpful.

[Kyle]

So should we ask him to just text me?

[Kate]

What'd he say?

[Brandon]

Next time you need a fecal matter infested target shopping cart handle. Remember my cart?

[Danny]

Oh, it's a germ thing.

[Brandon]

It's a germ thing.

[Danny]

Okay, okay.

[Kyle]

But every shopping cart beside every shopping cart is a. Is a bag. Is a thing of wet wipes.

[Danny]

Right?

[Titus]

Wipes. Yeah.

[Nick]

Or just bring gloves.

[Titus]

Huh?

[Kate]

Jeff loves finding solutions to problems that don't exist. He loves buying products that will solve.

[TJ]

This is the guy that spent five years buying a lunchbox.

[Kyle]

Were you aware of the lunchbox?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The startup lunchbox.

[Titus]

What was the thing about the lunchbox again?

[Kate]

It was a Kickstarter special about it.

[Danny]

It was heavy and expensive.

[Kyle]

It was a bento box basically, that you could carry around the place.

[Titus]

So it had compartments.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We shot a video with Jeff where he brought in some as seen on TV products that were putting out eventually. And we were all like, this sucks. And Jeff was like, just skipping around, having.

[Kyle]

I'd like to give Jeff $200 of my money and see what. And say, get me a product that you think would work for me.

[Brandon]

He should be like a finance guy. You know how you give somebody. He's my money guy, but he buys me.

[Kyle]

He's your investor?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Titus]

Like a gadget sommelier.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

He knows what's right for you.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I think I might just send a Venmo him $200 and say, Jeff, find me something by the end of the day.

[Titus]

What if we each did and then we did an unboxing of what he

[Brandon]

thinks is a good product? Yeah, I like that.

[Titus]

I'm down.

[Kyle]

I was Scared he would like send me the order or something. Honestly.

[Brandon]

Oh, this is a lunchbox.

[Danny]

Yeah,

[Brandon]

this was on the app.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, there's two of them in here.

[Kyle]

What if it was just a bunch

[TJ]

bought it in 2017.

[Danny]

And this.

[Steven]

And I already saw there was a deep comment. Nick said I'm the most unashamedly myself

[Kyle]

person in the world.

[Brandon]

And then you're 100. That's what I do love about Jeff. He is the most. Jeff, he's the ghost. He's just the goat.

[Titus]

No one. Jeff's harder.

[Kyle]

Would you ever bring. Oh my God, that's a brick.

[Titus]

How heavy was it, Titus?

[Kate]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kyle]

She wasn't. He was.

[Titus]

Oh, that wasn't you?

[Brandon]

Yeah, this was during our. The bar stool.

[Kyle]

How's your angle for the tv?

[Titus]

Bad.

[Kate]

All right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean this is only going to get heavier.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean I'm in my bus in sweatshirt.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[TJ]

Sorry.

[Kyle]

Oh no, it's not that high tech.

[Titus]

Does it keep things cold for a long time?

[Kyle]

No, no, no. It's just a box. It is a box.

[Brandon]

And I think there's so many that he has that he hasn't told us about.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah. He probably has a cove of stuff.

[Kate]

This is.

[Steven]

I think the word is let.

[Brandon]

Let down. That would be. Titus, is there a chance that Jeff sneaks into your barstool employee Rushmore?

[Kate]

Yeah, I think so.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I should actually. I should do a. I should do a like a monthly rankings.

[Kyle]

Your Rushmore is like eight faces though.

[Kate]

Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot.

[Kyle]

You delighted people around.

[Kate]

Yeah. Deutsch, by the way, this weekend was. Was everything you wanted it to be. And more like he. He would just like I didn't even know he was here. And like hours would go by. We're watching. We're all watching basketball in there. And you'd come out and Deutsch is just sitting over there by his bracket just waiting for games to end and he's like not even watching the games. It was incredible. He. He was here every of the weekend.

[Danny]

He was with you guys in the cave.

[Kate]

He was for a little while. But then like some that he would go stretches where it's like you just assume he went home, but he didn't. He's just sitting. He's sitting next to his beer waiting house.

[Danny]

Ceremonious was it when he would.

[Kate]

So his big moment was. And I'll say this because Big Cat's not here. It was manufactured. He. He told me. He pulled me aside and he was like, I need more drama for my bracket. He's like, I feel like it's running out of steam. People aren't into it. And I said, you should start drinking them before the game's over. And, like, what if. What if you get a pick wrong? So at halftime of the Texas Gonzaga game, okay. Saw that Gonzaga is a three seed. And so far in the tournament, like, there have not really been any huge upsets. Like, Wisconsin lost and that was one. But, like, outside of that, there hadn't A top, like, four seed had not lost yet. But Gonzaga looked a little susceptible. So Deutsch goes out and drinks the Gonzaga beer and posts it. And, like, the cave went crazy. They're like, george, what are you doing? The game's not over yet.

[Danny]

People, like, actually get. They take that.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jeff]

All the season, guys.

[Kate]

Cheers. But I think he might have done this on purpose.

[Brandon]

So there was one time where he almost swallowed the beer tab.

[Kyle]

Huh?

[Brandon]

Does he put the tab in the beer every time?

[Kate]

He said it happens a few times a year. Like, it's a spider.

[Titus]

You swallow six tabs a year and

[Kate]

you're like, this happens a few times a year.

[Brandon]

How?

[Kate]

I have no idea. Yeah, he just pours so fast. You gotta fall off. And he's always.

[Danny]

He's consuming so often that there's got to be some rubbish in his organs.

[Kate]

But if you see him around, you got to encourage him because I think he's. Yeah, I think he's. He's disappointed with the fan.

[Danny]

I think the beauty is the purity. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

He's disappointed about.

[Kate]

Well, he wants to spice it up, but he just doesn't know how to spice.

[Brandon]

There it is.

[Jeff]

I almost walled a bottle cap.

[Danny]

Yeah, More like that.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

So. So I told him he didn't take it out before.

[TJ]

There it is.

[Kate]

I still think prematurely calling a beer and getting it wrong. Yeah. Is the best way to get eyeballs on this thing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like, if he had. If he had drank Iowa's beer, like, halfway through the first half, and then Iowa goes on to win Florida, every Iowa fan would just be retweeting his. And, you know.

[Danny]

Yeah, the other way. It's perfect for business and engagement.

[Kate]

He would piss people off. And I think. I think. I don't know.

[Danny]

Has anyone pitched him more beer?

[Brandon]

I saw some people saying he should drink the amount of beers for the seed that moves on. So if a one seed moves on one beer. Four seed moves on four beers. But he would die.

[Kate]

He would die.

[Brandon]

Was he noticeably drunk after the 16.

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's spaced out.

[Titus]

12:30 in the morning.

[Kyle]

He was in when I got here this morning. He was in such a good mood. He was smiling, he was laughing. So whatever. Disappointment.

[Kate]

He's awesome.

[Brandon]

Could he be a sneaky? Actually lives here guy?

[Danny]

Yes. Okay. In fact, never mind. I know he thought he considered it verbally to me. I've seen him, like, and I wouldn't mind.

[Brandon]

No, no. It's. Why would I. Why would I care? Did you see his speech? No.

[Jeff]

I guess everyone's probably wondering why I gathered you all here today. What you see behind me, my ultimate passion project and a culmination of my life's work. I would like to thank Dave and Big Cat for the opportunity. I thought maybe Dave would want to come over and.

[Kyle]

No. Yeah.

[Ad Reader]

He's not here. He's not even in this state anymore.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

But I thought maybe at some point he'd like to see the crafts I put together. Thank you for the opportunity.

[Kyle]

Of course.

[Jeff]

Honestly, been like the best month and a half of my life. Really appreciate you taking a chance on me. Everybody else, thank you for being so welcoming. It's been pretty awesome. And hopefully this is the first of many brackets to come.

[Ad Reader]

Yeah.

[Jeff]

Without further ado, let's drink some room temperature beer.

[Ad Reader]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Beautiful.

[Kyle]

Are we eliminating

[Jeff]

St. Louis to start?

[Kyle]

Is this a twist?

[Jeff]

This is gonna be a shotgun.

[Lucas]

Wow.

[Kate]

This is one of his ideas to spice it up.

[Brandon]

The shotgun.

[Danny]

Shotgun.

[Kyle]

Did he really drink all that?

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's damn good.

[Danny]

Pretty good.

[Kyle]

Oh. Whoops. Louisville. Louisville. Cheers. Yeah.

[TJ]

Here you go.

[Kate]

Doy.

[Kyle]

Come out.

[Jeff]

And lastly, tcu.

[Brandon]

How did Dave like this?

[Kate]

I don't know if Dave ever even saw it yet.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't think he even crossed paths with it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I don't know if Dave.

[Kyle]

Because I was here the first couple days, it wasn't a big production. Doyce was just kind of doing it behind Big Cat.

[Kate]

I don't know if Big Cat got cold feet about it or if you realize. I think the plan was

[Brandon]

well executed.

[Kate]

The plan was during Thursday as teams lost to go throw it over to Deutsch. And that just never happened. And I don't know if that was like, a last minute call by Big Cat or what, but. So Dave. I don't think Dave realized it ever even existed.

[Brandon]

Were you smiling when Tate lost his bet?

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kyle]

Well, you're on camera.

[Brandon]

No, I believe. I believe you.

[Kate]

I might have, actually, because it was. It was a cool game.

[Kyle]

It was an awesome moment.

[Kate]

Was a. Yeah. It was a last second Shot to win the. To win a game. Yeah. I'm not very good at the gambling cave.

[Brandon]

Sure. You know my dumb etiquette.

[Kate]

My dumb ass cares about the game.

[Brandon]

You were happy that it was an awesome.

[Kate]

My dumbass cared about the buzzer beater in the NCAA tournament instead of. Yeah, Rico's on one right now.

[Brandon]

What's going on?

[Kate]

Rico?

[Titus]

He's just doing good or bad? He's the same.

[Brandon]

Alabama.

[Kate]

Alabama.

[Kyle]

Oh, Cage. No. No. God no. Did you see the bet that Dave put in front of him today?

[Brandon]

That is the most. No brainer. Take that bet.

[Kyle]

This is what happened. So Dave comes up with the bet live on the, on the air, says, I'll bet you Alabama Michigan. If Alabama wins, I double your salary and give you a 10 year contract.

[Brandon]

But he doubles it every year.

[Kyle]

No, just doubles it once, I think. I think doubles it every year would be crazy, right? For 10 years.

[Danny]

It's like an urban legend.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Kyle]

Making $1 trillion, he's gonna own the kingdom. But so that. And then he had to figure out Rico had to figure out what he wanted to give him. We came up with the Men of Honor podcast. And Rico, honest to God, with the other side being 10 years double my salary. Said just one episode. That's what you want. Just one episode.

[Nick]

Rico's bat had to equal Dave's. And that's correct.

[Kyle]

They haven't gotten there yet.

[Brandon]

I would legally marry Jeff Nadeu.

[Kyle]

Yes. I would move in with him for a year.

[Brandon]

Who dropped a damn good video. There's a new best ass he's got.

[Danny]

He's improving.

[Titus]

Who's the new best ass?

[Brandon]

It's a sideline reporter he found. And I love it when he reviews asses and titties because he makes himself real tiny in the video he makes. He shrinks himself down real small.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Screen is all head.

[Brandon]

But no, he should. He should. Rico has to take that, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah. I mean you would think so, but Rico has to do a lot of things that Rico doesn't let himself do. Like he, he's. He's had himself in position before where if he does the man of Honor podcast, he get all these crazy things and he just never would do it because he hates the man that much.

[Danny]

I think it's kind of admirable, honestly. Probably making the healthy decision.

[Kyle]

10 years. 10 years. He's always talking about how he doesn't have security or whatever and he needs a contract and he needs this and he needs that. Ten years double the salary is in front of him right now. And all he has to do is do six months of a podcast with Jeff Nadeu. I hate a lot of people. I don't hate somebody that will keep me away from money.

[Kate]

That deal. Yeah, you should take that deal.

[Brandon]

And he doesn't even have to get along with him on the podcast.

[Danny]

That's what people want.

[Kyle]

I don't. I don't know, but that. They got 48 hours to hammer out the bet, I think, to come up with whatever.

[Brandon]

Is Alabama going? Is there a chance they beat Michigan?

[Kyle]

Yeah, there's a chance.

[Kate]

There's a chance. Yeah.

[Kyle]

They probably won't, but they have a chance. They score well enough, they have a chance against anybody.

[Nick]

I mean, Nadu is going to be asking for at least 300 an episode, though.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Do has to agree to this as well.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I guess. If Rico agrees to it, then we start negotiations with Nadu and he's up to what, 500,000 on his Twitter negotiations?

[Nick]

Rico should agree with it and then just leave it to Nadu to kind of eventually fuck it up or decline it because his Barcelona won't give it.

[Brandon]

No, what Dave will do is pay Nadu more than Rico.

[Kyle]

That's what I was about to say. What if Rico isn't funny, ends up saying he's gonna do it, and the dude gets double what Rico gets?

[Brandon]

Dude, if any of us ever get laid off because of, like, money,

[Danny]

Right?

[Brandon]

Danny's just trying to get a car that starts.

[Kyle]

Oh, God. I wouldn't. I don't know about y', all, but I felt good all weekend when people would add us on Twitter or DM us their hits and cards.

[Titus]

Yeah, I loved it.

[Kyle]

Somebody gets my auto.

[Danny]

I got the mark auto.

[Kate]

You did?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's huge.

[Danny]

I know. Yes.

[Brandon]

Wait, you got a pack?

[Danny]

I did, Yeah.

[Kyle]

I bought a pack and didn't get it.

[Brandon]

No, I drew a jigglypuff on one. It hasn't been ripped yet.

[Kyle]

Huh.

[TJ]

I know.

[Brandon]

Some.

[Kyle]

Some poor woman got double Danny.

[Nick]

Yeah. I saw someone got three of me.

[Brandon]

Try Danny.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

The Zah Holy grail was that was found.

[Brandon]

That's the best one in the whole.

[Kyle]

Are there two of those? No, there was just one.

[Lucas]

Just that one. The other one is. So I think I signed two of that card. The other one I signed with.

[Kyle]

With the Starbucks.

[Brandon]

You signed one if you know, you know.

[Lucas]

That was Miresh. Miresh got in my head for that. I think I completely forgot what I know.

[Brandon]

You don't even know.

[Kate]

I have no idea.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Lucas]

Yeah. So the other one. The other one, like That I. I signed the Starbucks guys that hate the guys that know the Starbucks language.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

If you know, you know. But I don't.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Can we seem to do looking at the ass?

[Kyle]

I think I might be dying.

[Brandon]

What's the matter?

[Kyle]

I don't know. I got a thing in my throat.

[Nick]

New mouth. Mouth.

[Brandon]

What'd you have for lunch?

[Kyle]

Nothing. I didn't have lunch yet. I had a protein shake. Whoa.

[Danny]

How.

[Titus]

You're serious about this?

[Kyle]

No, I just didn't have time to get lunch. I had a meeting at 11:30. I never have meetings.

[Brandon]

You had a meeting?

[Kyle]

I had a meeting, yeah.

[Kate]

No way. What were you meeting about?

[Kyle]

I had a meeting about stuff. Oh, that's my first meeting.

[Brandon]

Wait, you weren't in the meeting?

[Kate]

Barstool meeting or like a.

[Kyle]

No, I had a meeting with barstool people. Yeah.

[Titus]

Did you think meeting meant chicken and hot dogs?

[Brandon]

Yeah. M E A T ribs.

[Kyle]

I had.

[Brandon]

Oh, a meeting.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I had a meeting with people back in New York. They were in a conference room and everything.

[Brandon]

They selling you? They're making you a star.

[Kyle]

All I'm telling you is I had a meeting.

[Kate]

Brandon, they're pranking you.

[Kyle]

They're not pranking me.

[Brandon]

Is there a brand that's interested in you?

[Kyle]

I don't know that there is, but I had a real productive meeting about the future.

[Danny]

And was it positive?

[Titus]

What?

[Kyle]

Overwhelmingly.

[Danny]

So, Kyle, did you show excitement in this meeting?

[Kyle]

I believe I did.

[Brandon]

Did you have any ideas pitched, or do they pitch something to you?

[Kyle]

I pitched the ideas a while ago. Today. The meeting was about. Yeah, sounds good.

[Danny]

Okay. And it's not an April Fool's joke that will release next week.

[Kyle]

No, no, it's not.

[Danny]

You're doing well.

[Brandon]

Does it have anything to do with professional wrestling?

[Kyle]

It does not. It very much does not.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I can't give any. Any details.

[Titus]

So do we have sold yet?

[TJ]

Huh?

[Titus]

Has it been sold yet or are they like this?

[Kyle]

No, no, no. Things with me don't get sold. Do we have them to do ass video?

[TJ]

I don't know what video you're talking about.

[Brandon]

Did he take down the ass Delete it?

[Danny]

Yeah, we did delete it, yeah.

[Kate]

Why?

[Kyle]

He deleted the ass video.

[TJ]

Yeah, I'm looking for a video of him. Small, in a corner, a little impulsive. He does tweet a lot of ass out.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, he likes. Yes, Jules. He just can't help it. He just sees that ass and he just has to tweet like, oh, my God, I've never been that horny to where I have to share.

[Danny]

Share. Yeah.

[Brandon]

No.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Brandon]

He's playing it cool.

[Kyle]

Wow. Yeah.

[Nick]

People might think Nadu is like a bot if they didn't know him. He just is captioning it.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Nick]

Yeah. And like fire emojis over videos of hot.

[Titus]

I guess I appreciate the transparency because. Is this what's going on in your heads anyway? Are you guys all shoeing all day long in your.

[Brandon]

Oh, I'll show in my head for sure.

[Kyle]

I don't shoot out loud, but like, I'm not.

[Brandon]

I'm not quote, tweeting Melon and Kingdom.

[Kyle]

No, Nadu is.

[Brandon]

He follows Melon and Kingdom. Dude.

[Danny]

It's a great place.

[Kyle]

She was a good word.

[Titus]

It is.

[Kyle]

I don't know how I would have spelled it out like that. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Where's big Cat?

[Kyle]

He's out all week.

[Titus]

Spring break. The kids are.

[Brandon]

No shit.

[Titus]

Kids have no idea.

[Kyle]

I don't know what I'm gonna do. My kids are wanting to go to camp. They want to do. My daughter came up this weekend, says Saturday. She says, hey, can you take me to Mississippi this week?

[Brandon]

You want to go to Mississippi?

[Kyle]

No, I can't. Yeah, she wants to go home to the. To the home folk to see everybody. But she asked me. Huh.

[Brandon]

They love it just as much as you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they. They're miserable up here. No, they're fine. But do want to go home every now and then for spring break, See all the people and enjoy the weather,

[Titus]

but supposed to fly out of o' Hare on Wednesday at noon with two small children.

[Kyle]

You nervous about it?

[Titus]

Fucked.

[Kyle]

Is o' Hare doing okay? I've heard o' Hare's doing well.

[Titus]

I just saw a post from a Chicago account that's like, things are getting crazy this week in Chicago at o'. Hare. I'm like, oh, fuck.

[Kyle]

I know Atlanta's been struggling.

[Kate]

What's going on? The TSA people, they're not getting paid.

[Titus]

So then the lines are crazy. I don't mind a line by myself, but it's tough wrangling a two year old in a line. They get real.

[Kyle]

Atlanta had a five hour line. Oh, this?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

The one in New Orleans was going out to like the street through the parking garage.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Phoenix.

[Titus]

I've got the heart to handle this. I'm thinking about canceling and just doing the Dells.

[Danny]

Where were you? Where are you going?

[Titus]

Florida.

[Brandon]

For the beach?

[Titus]

Yeah. I just booked like a sea shanty by the ocean. The cheapest thing I could find. But now I like that. Flying Spirit Airlines.

[Kate]

You're flying Wednesday Yeah, you should get to the airport now.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Honestly, is that the same deal with, like, TS Pre check and clear?

[Kyle]

I think so.

[Brandon]

TSA is just not getting paid.

[Danny]

What are the.

[Brandon]

That's the last job I'd want to do for free.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

They need to get paid a lot. What do they get? What's their salary?

[Brandon]

Right now it's $0. Right.

[Danny]

They're all just not enough.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think they're expected to still come in even though they're not getting paid. But I wouldn't. Unless I was at o' Hare Wednesday. Then I feel like I'd be.

[Brandon]

So when they're not showing up, do you think they're, like, secretly hoping something happens?

[Titus]

What do you mean?

[Brandon]

Like a tragedy?

[Kyle]

Oh, like something like TSA not being there.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They could have stopped

[TJ]

the crash at LaGuardia this morning. That was horrible, because it was one guy in the. In the air traffic control tower alone.

[Brandon]

Oh, they worked those guys to the bone.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

He was, like, the only guy there running the entire.

[Kyle]

I didn't realize there was a crash at LaGuardia this morning.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Hit a fire truck on the. On the Runway, and both of the pilots died.

[Brandon]

Oh, horrible.

[Titus]

So, yeah, Looking forward to that trip. It's gonna be.

[Kyle]

Where are you going in Florida?

[Titus]

Whereabout an island near Tampa. Okay, so it's, like, an hour away from Tampa on the Gulf.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's beautiful.

[Brandon]

I didn't know Epstein's island was so close to society. Where you just see it from, like, St. Thomas. It's, like, pretty close to. You could, like, leave it and go get, like, Burger King.

[Danny]

Oh, that. You can paddle board there from another island.

[Brandon]

It's pretty close.

[Titus]

How big was it?

[Brandon]

Little.

[Kyle]

Oh, little, huh?

[Kate]

Yeah, I would have assumed.

[Brandon]

I would assume it was nowhere.

[Kate]

Like, I picture it, like, rising up from the water, like, as you're flying it. Yeah, it's like a skull head that you, like.

[Brandon]

No, I saw a video of, like, somebody in St. Thomas. They were like, look over there. And it was just the. Unless I got got.

[Danny]

But, no, I think it is. I would.

[Brandon]

I would have assumed that was surrounded by nothing. Point Nemo.

[Kyle]

Well, somebody own it now. Own it?

[Danny]

Someone bought it? Maybe.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I mean, does it be Epstein's island forever? He's. He's dead.

[Brandon]

I think it's one of those things that's kind of his forever.

[Kyle]

Go back to a bank or something. Bank sells it. Somebody else.

[Brandon]

Who would want that?

[Titus]

How do you rebrand that?

[Nick]

Did it actually have a name?

[Brandon]

Little Saint James.

[Kyle]

You own Epstein Island. You live there. Nobody's gonna fuck with you.

[Brandon]

Nobody's a big St. James rise.

[Kyle]

In a hurry to come to Epstein's Island?

[Brandon]

I bet you the tour people would be. Morbid curiosity. The same reason. Like,

[Kyle]

I'll be damned.

[Danny]

Do people still get canonized as saints?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think there was a saint.

[Titus]

A teen boy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Isn't a requirement a miracle? Yeah, miracle.

[Titus]

There was, like. I think they have to have, like, several different miracles.

[Danny]

So what did this dude do?

[Brandon]

Can you be alive?

[Nick]

I think the most recent one was, like, basically an anointing of the sick. Like, this guy was set to die, and they sent him somewhere. He got a blessing.

[Kyle]

St. Carlo Acutus. And he's. He's.

[Danny]

Oh, that's the most. Okay.

[Titus]

I think he died of cancer.

[Kyle]

Or is this, like, make a wish saint?

[Brandon]

Why does he know?

[Titus]

In my head, I'm skeptical. I think they were trying to get the youngs in, being like, look at this cool teen. Who's the saint?

[Brandon]

Well, he's dead.

[Titus]

Rest his soul.

[Nick]

I think you can also just die for the cause. And you're. You're canonized.

[Brandon]

No.

[Nick]

A miracle and a miracle, though.

[Kyle]

Both.

[TJ]

I think you need two.

[Brandon]

You need two miracles.

[TJ]

I believe the saint process requires two miracles.

[Kyle]

All right, so a 2013 miracle and attributed to his intercession.

[Titus]

Patron saint of the Internet.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

The millennial.

[Danny]

Oh, damn. Cause of death, A British. Leukemia.

[Kyle]

British.

[Brandon]

What are his attributes? Or laptop. What's that second one?

[Kate]

Where.

[Kyle]

Monstrance. Monstrance and red polo shirt. What is. Click on monstrance.

[Brandon]

Is there a committee for sainthood?

[Kyle]

Monstrance is also known as an Austin sort of attribute. I gotta be honest. We're deeper and I don't know.

[Kate]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Kyle]

I don't know what we're talking about here.

[TJ]

I think it's like.

[Kate]

I don't know about.

[TJ]

Like a shamrock would be to a St. Patrick.

[Kate]

It's kind of a cool word I

[TJ]

could be talking about.

[Brandon]

Mother Teresa is a saint, right?

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kate]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Brandon]

I liked her.

[Titus]

Seemed like a nice gal.

[Kyle]

I tried. You don't like her. What?

[Brandon]

You tried to like her. It just wasn't for you. No, you're anti. Teresa.

[Kyle]

I don't know what y' all just said. I was gonna say something else.

[Kate]

Really bad timing.

[Kyle]

Bad segue. Oh, I tried.

[Danny]

It's too ugly.

[Kyle]

Me and Me and the fam tried a new church yesterday. You know, we. We still have you and what? Me and the fam. I think me and the fam. Family, Short for family. Tried A new church yesterday. And we were sitting in the church, and it was lovely. And the service was probably a little bit too newfangled for my taste, but anyway.

[Brandon]

How so? Rock music?

[Kyle]

Yeah, a little that, but. But then the people in front of me, like, they sat directly in front of me, and I already didn't like that. And one was, like, six, four pews.

[Brandon]

It was a giant woman.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was a giant woman sat in front of me and had the loudest perfume on. And it just am. I don't want to go back to that church because it was a giant lady with perfume. Really stinky perfume.

[Brandon]

You were mad somebody sat in front of you. It's church.

[Kyle]

I know, But I am 6 5, okay? And I know.

[Brandon]

Did you sit in front of me?

[Kyle]

I always sit on the edge, and if there's chairs, there's chairs. I pull the chair out a little bit into the hall so that the person behind me can see she was

[Brandon]

doing the same exact thing, but she.

[Kyle]

She was 6 4. She's too tall for a woman.

[Nick]

If anything, you kind of want that shield. You can whip out the phone here and there. No one sees it.

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm not whipping out the phone. I'm. I'm jotting down notes.

[Titus]

What if that was God testing you? It turns out you're an asshole.

[Kyle]

Oh, I did poorly.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

She's big and stinks.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I'm out of here.

[Nick]

That was your segue for Mother Teresa. Fat, stinky woman in front of me.

[Kyle]

I was just. I was. I was. I was. I was being a bad person because I was sitting there.

[Brandon]

So are you not going back?

[Kyle]

I'll go back.

[Kate]

She was by herself.

[Kyle]

No, she was with a short guy.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

They were hilarious to look at. And I was.

[Nick]

Are you making the kids sing?

[Kyle]

No, the kids stand. Yeah.

[Nick]

No, sing.

[Kyle]

I mean, I'm not a stand. Not in the band, but yeah, they're. They're expected to sing along. When it comes time to sing along.

[Brandon]

You put them in little suits.

[Kyle]

No, people don't dress up for church no more. And it bothers me. I still dress up.

[Nick]

Are you dipping out after communion, the dining dash?

[Brandon]

No, no, that's all that last Sunday.

[Kyle]

No, I stay for the whole thing. But this was a place that has two services, so we went to the 11am service last week, went to the 9am service yesterday, and the 11am service was way better than the 9am service.

[Brandon]

That's where all the cool people.

[Titus]

Yeah. Later.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So I think it's more relaxed. So I think I'm more of an 11am service.

[Kate]

11's where the that were getting up last night before having sex.

[Brandon]

I couldn't make 9 o'.

[Danny]

Clock.

[Kyle]

I was

[Kate]

orgy. Orgy ran a little while long.

[Brandon]

None of us were married.

[Titus]

Yeah. At my church, the 10:15 was the big show. That's where all the cool people went to the 10:15.

[Kyle]

I. Growing up, I always had the one. We were one service church, you know, and we'd have Sunday school and then church. But now I've been trying all these big churches you go to have multiple services and I always think the second. How is it possible the second one is as emotional? And at that point, aren't you just putting on a performance that you're just. You're just repeating the same thing you

[Titus]

already did, but it's better because you practice.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You worked out the key.

[Kyle]

There's nothing.

[Brandon]

It doesn't feel new material.

[Kyle]

It doesn't feel natural, though.

[Kate]

It's like doing the first one is like taking your act on the road. And then the second one's like, you're special.

[Kyle]

You're honing it.

[Brandon]

He has a residency.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They're like saving all the good material for the homily on Easter and Christmas because they know that's could be actually going.

[Kyle]

They could be. I'm sure there's going to be big, big, big crowds there, but I don't know.

[Titus]

Is it a big, big church? Like the kind where people come down on zip lines and there's like fireworks?

[Kyle]

No. One. It wasn't one. I mean, it was. It was. It was a big enough church to. Where they got the screens and they got the clock going down and they got the multiple. Like the 11am Service and the 9am Service. Two totally different bands.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

Totally different people. Singers, totally different drummers, totally different everything. They had two different sets of bands.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Kyle]

That's doing it right there.

[Titus]

How was the ambiance?

[Kyle]

Good.

[Titus]

Good. Lighting. Tough lighting.

[Kyle]

Good. But you're.

[Brandon]

How big was the baptismal font?

[Kyle]

I don't know. I didn't notice that.

[Kate]

Do they have a coffee shop?

[Kyle]

They do, yes.

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

That's a thing.

[Kyle]

They have a coffee shop.

[Titus]

Is it wrong? Do people bring the coffee into the church?

[Kyle]

Yeah, they can.

[Titus]

That might get me back in, to be honest.

[Kyle]

There was. You walk in first of all, the church, it isn't a sanctuary. It was a gym. We're sitting on a basketball court on chairs with the basketball hoops up. And I enjoyed the services. But there's something about a church with a coffee Shop. That feels too corporate to me.

[Brandon]

What are your thoughts on whoever is giving the sermon being attractive? I'm anti hot pastor.

[Kyle]

I think I kind of. I don't say I need a hot pastor.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

But I might listen a little more.

[Kate]

Pastor.

[Kyle]

I like. I think I like.

[Brandon]

I think I.

[Kyle]

There's best pastor I've ever had.

[Brandon]

No reason for them to strive to be hot. Well, something's nefarious they're striving to be.

[Kyle]

But that's that. That's the thing about being hot. Sometimes you're hottest when it doesn't look like you're trying to be hot. Like some people are just naturally hot.

[Brandon]

You can't have a jacked guy.

[Kyle]

I didn't say jacked. But, you know, there's. There's, you know, there might be a good jawline given the sermon.

[Brandon]

I'm fine with genetics.

[Kyle]

If I hear a good jawline doing a sermon, I might listen. If I hear. If I see jowls doing a sermon, I might.

[Kate]

What was the pastor wearing? Wearing, like Jordans.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, he was.

[Brandon]

That's. That's a red flag.

[Kyle]

This one yesterday went polo shirt and slack golf shirt and slacks. Yeah. Yeah. And totally different preacher from last week, too.

[Kate]

Interesting.

[Kyle]

So I don't even know who's preaching at this church. I. I don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah, well, my issue with Catholicism is the opposite. It's just too buttoned up.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No, like humanity and substance. It's just biblical repetition. A lot of metaphors. And especially if you're younger, you're not getting anything out of it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I would count Father Joe's denture clicks Me and my dad. See if you got them the same years. They would not stay in. God rest his soul, though.

[Danny]

Yeah, he lived long enough.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

We had a priest that would go to the Y and he just wore the tightest, like, spandex.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

See everything really. Other powers. It kind of weirded me out.

[Kyle]

You choose the weirdest times to whisper sometimes his name. Yeah.

[Titus]

I don't know where he is now.

[Brandon]

Still around.

[Titus]

Anyway, I just thought that was weird. I don't like to see him outside the church. I don't like to see them out.

[Kyle]

Preachers belong in church.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Every Thanksgiving, my mom would invite all the brothers of the church in the church sense to have dinner with us. I hated Thanksgiving. All the brothers were up at Eaton.

[Danny]

The monsignors.

[Kyle]

Yeah. My mom had a bunch of brothers over too, one time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he would hate that. Go down Thanksgiving morning. Just all the brothers in my living room.

[Kyle]

I saw. I saw.

[Danny]

No offense. Brothers. And I wouldn't want that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

There was a certain smell to the fabrics they wore. Do you guys know what I'm talking about?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

It was like a B.O. in, like.

[Kate]

What's a brother?

[Brandon]

Brothers. They're kind of like just like elders. They're male nuns.

[Kyle]

Deacons.

[Titus]

Yeah, like a deacon. Like, they're like his squad. They're like the priests. Titus.

[Kate]

Yeah, it makes sense.

[Nick]

Yeah. Like, we had brothers that were teachers at our high school, and they would just. They'd swear they'd drink on the weekends.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I don't know. Yeah.

[Nick]

I was gonna say, what's the. The actual difference between a brother.

[Brandon]

Can they marry?

[Kyle]

I. Brothers. Right.

[Nick]

They can't. I don't know. None of them were married.

[Kyle]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Nick]

They all just live together.

[Danny]

They can't get married. I don't know, but that's be some extra.

[Kyle]

I know very little about the Catholic Church. I don't know anything about how they do their business. I've never been to one. I think I went to a wedding at one. One time. That was it.

[Brandon]

Long.

[Kyle]

It's all Baptist down. Baptism, Methodist down where I'm from.

[Brandon]

You guys have cool baptisms down there. Those guys are doing like jackknifes into that shit.

[Kyle]

Oh, we'll do it in the lake every now and then.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's sick.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steven]

How much are you singing on Sundays at these services?

[Kyle]

I'll. I'll sing a little bit, but not. You know. I do that quiet. Saying a little. A lot where my mouth is moving, but no words. If you were. If all the sound in the church stopped, you would not hear me.

[TJ]

Like an elf?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like a what?

[Brandon]

Like an elf.

[TJ]

Like an elf.

[Kyle]

How am I like an elf?

[TJ]

No, an elf. The movie. When the dad isn't singing, so it doesn't count.

[Kyle]

How am I an elf?

[TJ]

Call me an elf one more time.

[Brandon]

Oh, somebody got the jigglypuff.

[Kyle]

Jigglypuff has been pulled.

[Brandon]

Nice. That was my favorite one.

[Steven]

It's a cool Sig.

[Brandon]

Thanks, man.

[Kyle]

It's nice you say sick like that.

[Steven]

How else would I say it?

[Kyle]

Signature.

[Steven]

Signature.

[Kyle]

Well, I abbreviated it because when you say Sig, I just. I look at Kate and I think of her just smoking a side or something.

[Titus]

I might. Should I cancel this trip? I'm freaking out.

[Kyle]

You're fine.

[Titus]

I'll be fine.

[Kyle]

What time's the flight?

[Titus]

11.

[Kyle]

Just get there at 3:30.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Brandon]

I'm sure six hours in the airport with kids is fun.

[Titus]

Yeah, fine.

[Brandon]

They'll wait in line.

[Nick]

Spirit's pretty reliable, too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're good. Are you flying Spirit?

[Titus]

Yeah, it was the only flight, timing wise, that worked out. To the airport. I'm going.

[Kyle]

You're so goddamn poor.

[Brandon]

What are the other new windows?

[Kyle]

It pisses me out. You shouldn't be on the show with us.

[Brandon]

You're going to weep in this airport. Brandon, you make so much money.

[Kyle]

You do, too. No, I don't. No, I don't.

[Danny]

You can't do that.

[Kyle]

And I'm tired. I'm tired of you doing that to me. Cuz you do too.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kyle]

And you know what? So do you.

[Danny]

Oh, no, no.

[Kyle]

So do you.

[Titus]

Do these seats go in wage order in the forest?

[Kate]

You guys are making money for this.

[Kyle]

Oh, don't you start.

[Brandon]

Oh, you.

[Kyle]

You start.

[Brandon]

Oh, I zillowed your home. I know every nook and cranny.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Meanwhile, I have rust.

[Kyle]

Shut up, Danny.

[Nick]

Above my wheel. That's potentially going to pop my car tire every time.

[Brandon]

Yours. You make the most.

[Kyle]

No, I make about the same as you and Kyle put together.

[Brandon]

That was my biggest mistake. Making me and Kyle one entity.

[Danny]

Yeah. Lost a lot of. My person. Yeah. My identity.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

It's tied to you.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kyle]

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[TJ]

So episode one of the BBA is out.

[Titus]

Oh, it's out now.

[Kyle]

Oh, Basketball association. Go check that out.

[Brandon]

One of my favorite things we do.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. It is really fun to watch.

[Kyle]

A lot of yelling. A lot of yelling. I spent this weekend listening to the Luke Combs album, which dropped on Friday. 22 new tracks. Go check it out. Kyle, you. You didn't seem impressed with my Picture. But I was. I was looking down at my phone as I was cleaning out my garage the other day to change the song, and it. You know, Spotify plays the video with it, and you're just on the video.

[Danny]

Well, you told me I was in the Luke Combs music video. I thought I was in the video.

[Kyle]

Well, how would you have gotten in the video?

[Danny]

Like, I don't know, like a. I

[Kyle]

just think this looks. I just think this looks. I'm sending it to you now, tj. I think this looks exactly like Kyle. Oh. What?

[Brandon]

Right.

[Kate]

I thought. I thought that, too. That's. Yeah, that's. That's stupid. You can't present that to a man like that. You can't go up to someone and be like, you're in the Luke Combs video.

[Danny]

Right.

[Kyle]

But why would he.

[Danny]

I thought, like, maybe he had, like, a kb no swag lyric.

[Titus]

Yeah, like how Sass was on Rogan.

[Brandon]

Right?

[Kate]

Yeah. It ends up being a guy that just looks like Kyle, kind of. It's like.

[Danny]

That's a silhouette of that to Kyle.

[Kyle]

Actually, it's not even. Can you all just look at it, Tell me if it looks like Kyle.

[Titus]

Did you put it in the group?

[Kyle]

I'm sending it to TJ right now. Just look at it. If it doesn't look like Kyle, I'll shut the fuck up and I won't talk again.

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

No, Agreed.

[Brandon]

That's exactly what you want.

[Kyle]

I'll leave. I'll fucking leave. I'll go home right now.

[Brandon]

What do you guys want for me? I'll go get lunch.

[Kyle]

I'll go get some sweet tea. Some chick fil A. I'll leave right now if this doesn't look like Kyle. And then. I'm sorry, I'm sitting there. It's. It's 10:30 on Saturday. I'm cleaning out my garage. I look down, I see this silhouette, and it looks just like Kyle. I think that's nowhere.

[Kate]

No, that's fine. It's just that when you come in the next day, you can't tell Kyle, hey, you're in the Luke Holmes. Yeah.

[Danny]

And I got excited.

[Kate]

That's how you said it.

[Nick]

Because it was highly possible.

[Kyle]

But Kyle, you didn't actually get in there. You didn't fly to Nashville and do us.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but he was here.

[Danny]

He was on this show from archives of all over the Internet. He could have used me.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Luke Home said that looks like Kyle.

[Kyle]

That's Kyle.

[Kate]

What the Brad?

[Nick]

Even if it was Kyle, y' all

[Kyle]

are telling me that's not Kyle, tj,

[Brandon]

Can you up the brightness?

[Kyle]

No, that's Kyle.

[Titus]

I can see him being sleepless in a hotel room, though.

[Kyle]

Don't worry about the song, Kate. That's not the point. No matter what that y' all wouldn't look at your phone and be like, that's Kyle.

[Brandon]

It looks like Kyle's shape.

[Titus]

It's giving more Zach Bryant to me.

[Kyle]

That doesn't look like Zach, Brian. That looks like Kyle. Danny, I'm sorry you got your hopes up.

[Nick]

Kyle.

[Brandon]

Kyle.

[Kate]

Dude, I see the lead singer of Lone Star.

[Kyle]

You do not see.

[Kate]

That's what I see.

[Brandon]

Is that who that is?

[Kyle]

Huh?

[Danny]

His forehead's bigger, nose protrudes.

[Kyle]

What's his name? John Rich.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

He has like a.

[Danny]

My forehead's bigger, my nose protrudes more. My chin is.

[Titus]

You have a way better chin.

[Brandon]

You have a better chin.

[Titus]

No offense to everything.

[Kyle]

Can we.

[Danny]

I don't have it.

[Kyle]

Can we sell that, Kyle, or.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Kyle]

I. I just.

[Brandon]

I think it looks like his silhouette. I'm not going to knock it.

[Kyle]

Well, everybody else is knocking it.

[Brandon]

That's why I'm going.

[Kyle]

I apologize. To make you think.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's nothing.

[Brandon]

Kyle, do you remember when we were in Houston and Paul Wall was shooting a video?

[Kyle]

The Iceman Paul Wall.

[Brandon]

The Iceman Paul.

[Danny]

I don't remember when we were in Houston.

[Brandon]

I guess that's true. We tried to get in the background of that music video and I haven't thought about it until now.

[Danny]

Paul Wall.

[Brandon]

My God, are we in a Paul Wall music video?

[Danny]

Can we figure out. That was November.

[Brandon]

It was when they won the World Series.

[Danny]

Paul Walls just.

[Brandon]

He was shooting a video when we were doing. Man.

[Kyle]

On this.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

Oh, shit.

[Brandon]

Look at that.

[Titus]

He's right. Look to your. Oh, you're right.

[TJ]

Look down a little bit.

[Kyle]

Oh, man. It just doesn't have the.

[Brandon]

It doesn't have the protruding brow line.

[Kyle]

I guess I just. I'm sorry. I thought it was neat that Kyle's silhouette was on a Luke Combs video.

[Danny]

And you said your children's friend was FaceTiming you when you told me this.

[Kyle]

No, I. Y' all have. Does anybody else have problems with the new iPhone?

[Brandon]

Whenever you got your new iPhone, it changed your name and my phone to Thomas Walker.

[Kyle]

Whenever I got the new iPhone, I then. I then got hooked up and linked to all of my kids numbers and every text and every call they got came through me. And I will go in there and manually take it out and it'll take it. And inevitably three Days later it'll add a kid back and I'll get a FaceTime from the. From the, you know, get along gang kids group that they're the, you know, the. The 18 person group chat they've got. And it'll just be a FaceTime to me. I'll never answer it. I've. I've had to. I've almost broken up my kids friendships because my. My middle kid has a. Has a friend that FaceTimes 300 times a day.

[Brandon]

I don't get why you're getting that.

[Kyle]

I don't either. But I did. The alarm didn't work. I finally fixed the alarm. The new iPhone. Kind of fucking trash.

[Nick]

Well, damn, that sounds like a parental guidance setting.

[Danny]

Ain't no way this would have been it.

[TJ]

Astros world series.

[Brandon]

Yeah. 17. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, it'd be 22, right?

[Brandon]

It'll be 22 because they.

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon]

When were we there, Kyle? I didn't work here.

[Danny]

November 2022.

[TJ]

World Series of Girls.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Brandon]

I guess maybe it just never came out.

[Danny]

I'm on his YouTube. He releases music videos, like their gambling pick videos every week. How does he do so many music videos still? I didn't even know this. I thought he was long retired.

[Brandon]

He's aging well.

[Titus]

I said this a few weeks ago, but he's doing kids music too. And Paul Wall, it rocks. He's got a wheels on the bus that good. Rips good.

[Kyle]

Amazing. Out of all those guys, Paul Wall's still the guy.

[Titus]

He's like super beloved there, right? Like.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Titus]

Seems like a nice. Oh, I'm not a good judge.

[Kyle]

No, you're not.

[Brandon]

No, that was at night.

[Danny]

The Even Hitler music video.

[Brandon]

No, it's performance and Hitler performance by Paul Wall.

[Danny]

The guy was like even Hitler. Like God loves us.

[Brandon]

Who said that?

[Danny]

Oh, let me find this.

[Kyle]

I didn't see that.

[Kate]

Who else?

[Danny]

There's someone even worse than Hitler too.

[Kyle]

Worse than Hitler?

[Danny]

Someone else.

[Kyle]

That'd be a hell of a nickname.

[Brandon]

Worse than Hitler.

[Titus]

That'd be a good like Scream.

[Brandon]

Obey.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There's a band called 9 11, but worse.

[Titus]

No.

[Danny]

Oh yeah. Even the devil was heaven sent. Epstein 2.

[Brandon]

Adolf 2. Who sings this?

[Danny]

You'd miss this. Yeah.

[Kyle]

If this one didn't get across my.

[Titus]

Is this like a Christian rapper or something or. It's just a.

[Danny]

It was a live performance. Trying to find it.

[Brandon]

How'd that come across your desk

[Kyle]

on

[Danny]

one of the websites? Yeah. La Russell.

[Nick]

The Russell. It's a rapper.

[Brandon]

Yes, La Russell.

[Titus]

French.

[Kyle]

You're right. French for the Russell.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Huh.

[Titus]

Do you Know, Crump dancing is like a Christian dance.

[Brandon]

Crump is Christian?

[Titus]

Yes. It's dance like Kingdom, Repent. Something something. And the whole point.

[Kyle]

Crump dancing.

[Titus]

Yes. And then it like pulled people into a cult. The 7M. Go down that rabbit.

[Brandon]

The 7M.

[Kyle]

Let me stop you there. What is crump dancing?

[Brandon]

It's when you're kind of just really violent, right?

[Titus]

It's like heavy movements. It's intense.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Titus]

That's crump.

[Kyle]

Like that person.

[Brandon]

No, I don't either.

[Kyle]

I. Why don't show me this anymore.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kate]

What is it?

[Danny]

What is a crump?

[Brandon]

I don't know. Crumping.

[Kyle]

Oh, why do you know crumping?

[Brandon]

Crumping is when you were just. You really just violently kind of sounds

[Danny]

like a British Twinkie.

[Brandon]

A crump.

[Steven]

Do they dress up like clowns?

[Brandon]

Am I. Oh, you're thinking of clowns.

[Kyle]

Juggalos.

[Titus]

Krump stands for Kingdom. Radically uplifted. Mighty praise.

[Brandon]

There's no way. Because that doesn't.

[Kyle]

How do you call those words?

[Titus]

It's often used as a spiritual outlet. Intense, fast paced, sharp movements. Chest pops and arms forced. And then.

[Kyle]

I want to get in a gang fight.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's a forced one.

[Titus]

These churches were like using krump to bring in the young.

[Kyle]

Okay, now listen.

[Danny]

Now it's good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And then trapping them.

[Kyle]

It just takes a black guy to make it look cool.

[Brandon]

Well, that's Crump's final boss.

[Titus]

There are final bosses of Crump?

[Brandon]

Well, of course. Of course, Kate. That's the new. If a tree falls in the woods, is there a final boss of Crump?

[Kyle]

Was he wearing Shrek shoes?

[Titus]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon]

I guess he is wearing Shrek shoes.

[Titus]

Is the sky blue? Is there. Good rabbit hole to go down though?

[Brandon]

I guess he's crumping.

[Titus]

Robert Shin. You guys aren't tracking on this stuff.

[Brandon]

Robert Shin.

[Titus]

Bad guy.

[Brandon]

Who's the guy that's reviewing Gloving? Have you watched him? He's kind of a. Yeah, he's just like. This guy's great, but he's doing level one stuff. Have you seen him? Oh, it's like an older Asian man with pretty flat hair. He's a pretty volume. Volumeless hair.

[Kyle]

Wait, was Titus on Gloving? Who? Who? She's not even taking this seriously.

[Kate]

She's sticking her tongue out.

[Kyle]

This is light work for her right foot. Two stuff.

[Danny]

Nice pristine movement.

[Brandon]

I've been getting a lot of him.

[TJ]

Gloving had a run a couple months ago.

[Kyle]

No excessive movement.

[Brandon]

It was them versus the sliders, right?

[TJ]

Ye Hoopa. Hoopa was hot on the beat for. For the gloving.

[Brandon]

He has his finger on the pulse.

[Kyle]

Just fellas day for people I hate.

[Brandon]

It might be the whole point of

[Titus]

gloving is to entertain high people at raves, Right?

[Danny]

Yes, that's what I thought it was. Now it's like a separate entity. It's his own competitive realm.

[Brandon]

You bought a pair of gloves.

[Danny]

I did not.

[Brandon]

Yes, you did. They're in the studio.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but they might be for, like, cold weather or something.

[Brandon]

Are they gloving with lights on the end?

[Titus]

No, I didn't be for safety.

[Brandon]

Yes, you did.

[Kyle]

Kyle, do you have gloves?

[Danny]

But a pacifier.

[Brandon]

You had. There's a pair of gloving gloves.

[TJ]

Upst.

[Danny]

They were sent to me.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

Along with the gods. Never mind.

[Brandon]

No, you can't say.

[Danny]

I got a really bad jersey sent to me.

[Brandon]

You got a bad jersey, which is a bad, bad word on it. And it's. I don't know.

[Titus]

From a fan.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Can't be used in content. Just a football jersey.

[Kyle]

Trying to think what it is.

[Danny]

I have God's favorite. I really want to just say it.

[Brandon]

Solidify how it has a rainbow flag on the side.

[Kyle]

Ye.

[Titus]

Okay. Right. Okay.

[Brandon]

Zah.

[Kyle]

So it's a Hawaii jersey, but somebody

[Brandon]

saw that and paid postage. They were like, I need to get this to Kyle Bauer.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there.

[Brandon]

You guys have opening day coming up.

[Kyle]

We do. We have great fans here at Barstool. Sometimes. Sometimes we get sent stuff that makes you scratch your head.

[Brandon]

You got sent that Riley Cooper jersey and gave it to me.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And we didn't. We weren't thinking. No, it was just hanging up in

[Kyle]

the Anus studio and they brought a sales group around.

[Brandon]

It was in the background of.

[Danny]

I don't know if I hung that up.

[Kyle]

There's.

[Danny]

There's no.

[Brandon]

It was in a pile.

[Kate]

Yeah,

[Brandon]

but what were you saying you're getting.

[Nick]

Do you.

[Brandon]

Are you expecting some? Probably.

[Kyle]

Well, no, no, no. But. But, like, opening day is something we do every year, and that's fun because our fans get to send us stuff they want to see in the background or. Yeah, us or stuff like that. But like, sometimes there are people that'll not get the. The. Either the joke of it or that, like, people send. My. People have sent Tommy stuff at my house. They sent Tommy, like, books on weapons and stuff. Like. I know I joke about it on here, but let's. You kind of make my wife cry when you do that, so.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but.

[Kyle]

But yeah, it was. But anyway, we got great fans. It's not complaint.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But opening day.

[Kate]

Something.

[TJ]

Yeah. DM me for the address.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yep.

[TJ]

Open on a Thursday.

[Kyle]

Yep. Yep.

[Titus]

Oh, opening day.

[TJ]

Right. Little double entente.

[Brandon]

Little double entente. So Brandon can get free stuff.

[Titus]

I understand.

[Kyle]

Well, no, we all get free stuff. I just keep it.

[Brandon]

You're the one that keep it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. And I keep everybody else's stuff, too.

[Brandon]

I. I've stolen some stuff.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, I'm appreciative as well.

[Titus]

What was Jerry getting pinged for? Borrowing from the office.

[Kyle]

I think he's. I think he was taking from the massage chair.

[Brandon]

He was taking from it or.

[Kyle]

I mean, I think he's planning to take it home. Oh, that massage chair in there.

[Titus]

I can't blame him for that.

[Kyle]

And then I believe he had taken something from Dave. Like, Dave. Him and Dave had been a part of something and he just took it. But that's between him and Dave. I don't really know what it was.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I don't know. I personally, you know, if you get some. If something gets sent here and nobody claims it. Yeah, I feel like you can take it home.

[Titus]

I take stuff from your shelf every now and then.

[Kyle]

Do you?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you the one that. Who broke this? Why is this picture hanging like that? Did you do that, Kate?

[Brandon]

What picture?

[Kyle]

That picture. That's. It's right behind your head. Yeah. Larry Bird's sideways.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[TJ]

This room was full of people all weekends last.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

The baby gambling cave or the kids cave.

[Kate]

Kids cave. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And it looked awesome.

[TJ]

It was a great time.

[Kyle]

Yeah. There were like 30 guys in here watching these. These TVs were a pretty immaculate setup, which they're.

[Kate]

It's probably a better setup than the family cave.

[Brandon]

We don't really take advantage of having six very nice TVs.

[Kyle]

No, we don't. What could we do with six nice TVs?

[Titus]

You want to throw a Frisbee at it?

[Brandon]

Like a land party?

[Kyle]

Do you want to break one, Kate?

[Titus]

Kind of.

[Kyle]

It's been a while.

[Titus]

It has.

[TJ]

Party's not a bad idea.

[Brandon]

I'll be fun.

[Kyle]

What Party?

[Brandon]

Land party. And the screen peak and play some Halo.

[Titus]

I was just watching that old Davitel clip. I feel like he documented one of the late night with Davitels. I think he's in Nashville or something like that. And he ends the night, it's like three in the morning, and he goes to a lamb party at some guy's house who still lives with his mom. And this was like in the 90s or 2000s or something like that early. And these kids had just been there for like two days straight with their own computers.

[Brandon]

That's where that guy there was that one land party that was in a guy's basement and they needed space. They taped the guy to the beam in the basement and he was playing, like, hanging from the beam. I think he's playing Counter Strike.

[Titus]

So we still do. I guess not anymore because we. You can just stream from your own. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Would you put Dave Attel on the Mount Rushmore of Comedy Central? Yes, but think about it. Daily Show, Chappelle Show, Reno911, a tail.

[Brandon]

South park, nothing.

[Kyle]

South Park. South park is the way up there. Yeah. So probably knock Reno off.

[Nick]

Deserves mention.

[Kyle]

Tosh deserves mention.

[Titus]

Inside Amy Schumer was a big, big show.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Never watched.

[Titus]

That was Broad City Workaholics.

[Kyle]

Frank Yankers was big.

[Titus]

Do you see?

[Brandon]

Seth MacFarlane didn't rank South park in his Mount Rushmore of adult comedy. Adult animation.

[Kyle]

Saw that. He did start.

[Brandon]

They hate each other.

[Titus]

Do they really hate each other?

[Danny]

Trey and Matt threw some massive shade on Family Guy as a whole. Like, just really tore it down for their writing style.

[Brandon]

I like.

[Kate]

Yeah, they did. Like an entire family.

[Brandon]

Yeah. About how they pick it. The man plots with manatees.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Which is funny. Yeah, it was funny.

[Danny]

Yeah. South park is funny.

[Brandon]

So is Family Guy.

[Danny]

So is Punky Brewster.

[Kyle]

Pucky Brewster was funny. Thank you, Kyle. You know what her dog's name was?

[Brandon]

Tell me, Brandon. No.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How many times have you big Die hard Family Guy guys gone to the Family Guy Pop up bar? That's a block away.

[Kyle]

Well, we run it out.

[Kate]

I've said it. I've said it. That looks so that Brandon you were so excited for. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Tj. When does it run out? I think it runs out the first week of April, maybe. I hope it doesn't already run out.

[TJ]

I have no idea.

[Brandon]

What do they have, like a. Like a Quagmire painting Y2K DJ dance party. What's that have to do with Family Guy?

[TJ]

I don't know.

[Titus]

I drive by it on the way home from work every day. And the clam. The neon clam sign has broken and it's blinking at a thousand miles an hour.

[Brandon]

I just think it's.

[Kyle]

I think I just want a picture in front of the sign. The drunken clam sign.

[TJ]

You karaoke?

[Brandon]

But why?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[TJ]

Yeah. Saturday, Y2K. DJ dance party.

[Kate]

Hell yeah.

[Kyle]

Starting at 10:30. Nothing starts at 10:30pm in my life.

[TJ]

2:00am at the Clam. Gotta be a crazy crowd.

[Brandon]

How'd you meet your wife?

[Kyle]

I was getting ready to leave the Clam.

[Brandon]

There she was.

[Kyle]

Made eyes across the quagmire. Ice sculpture.

[Titus]

My neighborhood mom's group. We're doing a 90s prom in May.

[Kyle]

Y' all are just the oldest in the world.

[Titus]

We're gonna go dress shopping. It's gonna be fun.

[Brandon]

Wait, you're doing a 90s prom?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You're gonna have.

[Brandon]

What does that mean?

[Titus]

Are you bringing a DJ and a dance hall and everything?

[Brandon]

We're excited, and it's just gonna be you gals and our guys.

[Danny]

Oh, you're dressing the guys.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What, did you run out?

[Titus]

What's that? I'm not running it. I just agree to stuff. There's all over the neighborhood. There's, like, little, like, buildings you can rent for birthday parties or whatever. This is like, they're everywhere here.

[Kyle]

Are you gonna run back the fingered video?

[Titus]

Maybe.

[Kyle]

I might walk into the dance.

[Titus]

But he'll get to be one of them this time because he's coming in.

[Brandon]

One of the guys that gets to finger.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's coming in.

[Nick]

Are you doing promposals?

[Titus]

Maybe we should.

[Brandon]

Oh, are you doing. Sorry to awkward photos.

[Nick]

Did you guys see that?

[Titus]

Probably.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

I have a photo booth. It's in development now. Things have been booked, but we're pushing it out.

[Kyle]

When we had prom, which I didn't wear a dress. I wore a tuxedo.

[Titus]

You really did 90s prom?

[Kyle]

I did twice. When we had prom. Did it absolutely break our parents financially? How much? Like, when you bought a prom dress, was it, like, really up there? Cause I got a daughter going to a prom soon, and God damn.

[Titus]

I will say God damn. I was never allowed, like, my mom was never paying to get my nails done. Like, my clothes were from Goodwill and stuff. Like, I wasn't. Wasn't like, we were not like, a fancy stuff family. But for prom, my. For what year? Was it 2004 or something? My mom spent, like 500 on my prom dress for at the time.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Was a ton of money.

[Kyle]

Still is.

[Titus]

And it was like, red sequin, like, crazy. It was a lot. I got my nails done with gems all over them.

[Kyle]

Lipstick on a pig.

[Brandon]

Your date show up?

[Titus]

Yeah, I did.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

We made a float.

[Kyle]

A what?

[Titus]

Our. Our town does a parade, and all the kids have to do their own.

[Kyle]

Your town's not.

[Brandon]

You had to make a float?

[Titus]

Yes. And then you do a parade.

[Brandon]

Were you on prom court through the

[Titus]

campus and the whole city shows up and you get to throw candy at them and stuff.

[Brandon]

What was your float?

[Titus]

Our float was a movie theater. We got old movie theater chairs and then we had a screen at the front. We were on the back of a trailer that showed pictures of us from high school and like from growing up. And then we have popcorn and soda cups and guess what was in our soda cups?

[Kyle]

Booze.

[Nick]

Holy.

[Danny]

Okay, so wow.

[Nick]

Making a float. It was really no easy task.

[Titus]

Kids came in like giant shopping carts and crazy cars and goofy. Whatever it was, it was cool. They still do it. And they would broadcast the parade live on like the local CCTV or whatever.

[Kate]

Prom parade. I didn't know.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Can't just show up to that. That right?

[Titus]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

Yeah, I couldn't just go to the local prom parade, right?

[Titus]

Yes. People just came to cheer on the kids.

[Kyle]

It's just a community thing.

[Titus]

Yes. It was cool.

[Kyle]

Our prom got ruined by a tornado warning.

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah. We had girls in dresses and guys in tuxes on their knees under tables because there was a tornado warning coming through. Yeah, it was kind of awesome.

[Titus]

Were you guys grinding?

[Kyle]

That was my first one. My second one didn't.

[Brandon]

Kyle was one of the sweatiest men I've ever seen in my life.

[Titus]

Oh yeah? Was that your prom?

[Danny]

Yeah. I told. I pretended to be on ecstasy, which had some sort of like neuro like effect physiologically on me. And I actually did sweat a ton and I kind of got out of my shell.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Brandon]

Yeah, kind of.

[Titus]

I love her too. She's so red.

[Danny]

Here's the deal, Kyle.

[Brandon]

That's the most purple shirt I've ever seen.

[Danny]

Shirt is very purple.

[Kate]

What an outfit.

[Brandon]

Was the theme of the prom purple everywhere. Oh, that was our purple prom.

[Danny]

Here's the deal. I can't look at everybody.

[Kate]

What is. What is people wearing?

[Danny]

I can't believe I did this.

[Titus]

Kyle, do you remember what song this is?

[Kyle]

Flintstones theme.

[Titus]

Prom.

[Danny]

I was a shy boy.

[Brandon]

That's why everybody was so taken up.

[Titus]

Were you there?

[Brandon]

Hell no.

[Kyle]

Oh. Oh.

[Titus]

Cuz.

[Kyle]

Why weren't you there? You were a year behind I was.

[Brandon]

Your head.

[Kyle]

Your head. Okay.

[Danny]

It was a lifehouse song. It wasn't appropriate.

[Brandon]

Hanging by a moment.

[Danny]

I was shredding that. Hanging by a moment.

[Brandon]

It's you.

[Danny]

That. Yeah. That picture like meant a lot when I saw it.

[Kyle]

I was like.

[Danny]

People were with me in that picture.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Brandon]

If you look at those three photos, that's the most popular cool guy on earth.

[Danny]

I was trying to. Yes, I was trying to non stop that. I Mean.

[Brandon]

Come on. Those three.

[Danny]

Look at.

[Titus]

Wait, is that the prom queen laughing? She has a tiara on her head.

[Danny]

That's Alicia Kaepernick. Yeah, she was.

[Titus]

She was loving this.

[Kyle]

Why is that girl on the left wearing a dress and a tie?

[Danny]

We had a little.

[Titus]

We.

[Danny]

We were. We were a goofy class. Class of 11.

[Titus]

Her shoes are off. Everyone's having fun.

[Kate]

Just classic. Class of 11.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Us 10 boys didn't have that in us.

[Danny]

No. Finger 11.

[Kyle]

Remember that?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Finger Paralyzer.

[Danny]

Paralyzer.

[TJ]

We were supposed to see them at the Creek concert. They got rained out.

[Brandon]

That's. That's my favorite one by them as well.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we were supposed to see them.

[TJ]

They. They were in front of Three Days Third Eye Blind, Three Days Grace.

[Kyle]

Three. Three Doors Down.

[TJ]

Three Doors Down. Close enough.

[Brandon]

A lot of number bands.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, no, we didn't miss them cuz we got rained out. We missed them because we got there late.

[Kate]

No, they. The rain was coming, so they made Three Doors down go on.

[Kyle]

That's right. Okay.

[Neil]

Okay.

[Kate]

They skipped the line.

[Kyle]

That's right. Right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Connor up and bought tickets on a day it was raining.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And then we were barely close enough to see him anyway. Right.

[Brandon]

It's not like it was your bachelor party.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

No.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

In fairness, Conor didn't know that you told.

[Kate]

Yeah, he didn't know that you told

[Kyle]

him that the morning of.

[Kate]

But he should have known.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he should have known. If he had been in lockstep with you, he would have known.

[Kate]

He should have known.

[Brandon]

Are you proud of Connor

[Kyle]

this morning?

[Danny]

He host.

[Brandon]

Hosting.

[Kate]

He's hosting W all week.

[Brandon]

Fox show.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. He. He. He did well that. He didn't have one moment where Dave's like, what the. Your deal?

[Titus]

He did great.

[Kyle]

He was calm. It was. He was terrific. Yeah. Yeah. Connor's good. Connor's our sweet boy. And Connor's great.

[Brandon]

Very talented.

[Kyle]

Way more talented than. Than some of us.

[Brandon]

T. Bob.

[Kyle]

I was looking at Danny.

[Steven]

I agree.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

T. Bob's unbelievable too.

[Brandon]

He's talk.

[Danny]

He. Yeah, it's such a skill that I respect.

[Kyle]

He's doing seven days at Disney and

[Brandon]

that's not enough for him.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I've never done Disney. I'm very intimidated by the process and the thought behind Disney. I couldn't.

[Brandon]

He said Epcot's his favorite place on Earth.

[Kyle]

On Earth. Says he loves it that much.

[Brandon]

Never been.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but seven days, like after. Does it take you seven days to get through it or is that just a choice?

[Titus]

Yes, you could. I mean, there's what the. There's a ton of different, like, sections that each takes like two days each to really see the whole thing.

[Kyle]

I've been to Orlando and I went to. We did our senior trip in Orlando and we went to the other one, Universal Studios, and we went for two days and it was great and I loved it. And I. And I just always wanted to go back and assumed I'd go back and do Disney. I just never have.

[Brandon]

Your kids have any.

[Kyle]

They have never indicated any desire to go, though.

[Brandon]

Don't force it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And now I'm. I'm at 17, 15, 13 and 10. Feel like I might have waited too late.

[Danny]

17, 15?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

God damn.

[Kyle]

I know. Every kid's in double digits. I no longer have little kids anymore. And driving in every morning, it makes me sad. But driving home feels good to. I don't know why.

[Brandon]

Get to go back to your family.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. My girl be graduating next year, Mississippi State. Yeah.

[Brandon]

For certain.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I got some visits set up for her, but she's gonna. I think she's gonna visit Mississippi State, Auburn.

[Titus]

What if she pulls like a. I don't want your life. What if she pulls that on you?

[Kyle]

Of all my kids, she's the one that will not do that. She. She likes to go. She. She goes to wrestling with me. She goes ball games with me. She's not gonna do that.

[Steven]

She.

[Kyle]

She's not going to do that. I promise you that.

[Danny]

She wants to be you.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Now Tommy don't want my life at all, huh? Except he wants my life in every way, shape or form. He just doesn't want the sports part of it.

[Brandon]

You don't really have the sports part too much anymore.

[Kyle]

No, not as much as I. I did. Just college football. Yeah, stuff like that. Let me read. Do it. We got a lot today, Steven.

[Steven]

Of ads.

[Kyle]

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[Nick]

oh, no. I just saw Lucas Guido took time out of his busy schedule to go on pick central.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

I don't know if Lucas knows what he's dealing with here.

[Kyle]

Yep. I think. And this is what is impressive. I think he does know what he's dealing with. And every single time Rico has had a beef before, that person has either forgiven him or gone, you know, walked away or done something. Lucas is taking the heat right to him. Nobody's ever done that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, but he's also, like, eliminated all of his. His allies because we gave him the chance to. To fold, and he did a fake handshake with him.

[Kyle]

Right, but that's what I'm saying, Danny. Everybody who's ever gone up against Rico has folded, and he still hates him. He still goes at him. He still does all things. So Lucas is taking the opposite. He's going to be the aggressor.

[Kate]

He's playing offense. No one's ever played offense.

[Kyle]

Nobody's ever played offense. Right.

[Nick]

We haven't been here before.

[Kyle]

This might work.

[Danny]

Work.

[Steven]

So situation.

[Kyle]

People have been asking for it.

[Neil]

I. I was actually, when I saw that, I was at. I was in Miami at the Miami open with my mom. I got a tick for Christmas, and I saw a tweet, and it was some. I. I wasn't able to listen to it, but I just saw the caption, Dave's tweet. And I was just. I was just appalled personally. And I was talking to my mom about it, and the guy sitting in front of me, he turns around and he's like, are you Lucas from Barstool by chance?

[Lucas]

The.

[Neil]

The most ridiculous thing ever. Just like, just because I was ranting about how obscene it is that Rico can't do this show one day or five days out of the week for one hour because he's too busy doing other stuff. I thought it was crazy mashing the poor guy.

[Brandon]

That.

[Kyle]

That sounds like Lucas talking about Rico. Really hates Rico. What was your thoughts on this?

[Kate]

Interesting.

[Danny]

Quite.

[Kate]

Bosco's Quit Pick Central.

[Danny]

That.

[Kate]

That materialized in the gambling cave on Thursday, I believe.

[Kyle]

Yes, it was. I think we sat down to stream at 11:15. By 11:20, that was all that we talked about for an hour.

[Brandon]

I mean, you. You've quit Pick Central.

[Kyle]

I have. Gleefully. I quit Pick Central when I moved out here and those guys kind of treated me like shit when I did it. So I kind of understand what Bosco did when he. What he did. But Bosco's just got away of no matter what decision he makes, it ended up being embarrassing for him and becoming content when Dave gets a hold of it. Monday, Bosco was here. He came into. I was eating or doing something in mostly. He walks in, he sits down in Mark's chair and says, let me ask you something. I said, all right. He asked me advice on how he could leave Pick Central because he's too busy. He's got a lot going on and he's got some things taken off. And I was like, all right, the only thing you don't need to do, do not tell Dave before the stream. Don't do it. Because he's gonna. He's gonna walk out of your meeting and he's gonna go right on stream and it's gonna become the whole thing for the day. Thursday morning, the motherfucker tells him five minutes before the stream and then it becomes the big thing. And then he's just embarrassed.

[Titus]

So.

[Kyle]

But that's the Bosco experience.

[Nick]

You might get a Lucas.

[Brandon]

So did Pick Central have his enemies on his. The show today?

[Kyle]

They had Neil.

[Brandon]

They had Neil.

[Kyle]

I know. Okay. So I guess Pick Central is just running the greatest hits of Bosco was

[Kate]

pft, who had the idea that they're gonna do one last Bosco episode where they roast him.

[Kyle]

I think so. Yeah.

[Kate]

That'll go well.

[Brandon]

He'd handle it well.

[Kate]

That'll be.

[Brandon]

He would have. He would have to be like attached to his. His chair.

[Kyle]

An actual straight jacket. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like he needs bound.

[Kyle]

Oh, don't. Let me say something.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Don't do it.

[Kate]

Yeah, don't say it, Brandon.

[Brandon]

Don't you do it.

[Danny]

Better not going to stop you.

[Kyle]

Listen, I've never been a Rico Apologist. I think Rico creates his own problems. Do you think that guy sucks? That guy sucks.

[Brandon]

He's an innocent lilac.

[Kyle]

No, One time he took a clip of me and Ben.

[Brandon]

Oh, that was four years ago.

[Kyle]

And he edited it to make it look like mince got me. He had edited it heavily and like, the actual podcast episode was like, Ben Mintz was just staring. You know how he stares two directions at once? And he made it seem like he got me and then put it out and like, that guy fucking sucks. Fuck that guy.

[Danny]

Was it for a comedic effect or

[Kyle]

because that guy's a. Oh, but do you think he.

[Danny]

I don't think you think he's told

[Brandon]

to do this or he's. He hasn't gone rogue.

[Kyle]

I think he might be one of Chuck or Gaz's concentration.

[Nick]

Was it off of his account or Viva.

[Kyle]

It was Viva. Yeah, it's. But we. I, I do enough embarrassing things on my own.

[Brandon]

There's, there's, There's a trove to pull from.

[Kyle]

Correct. Yeah. I have a. I have a catalog of shit. You don't have to edit stuff. And so you have to lie.

[Brandon]

That one mistake. He.

[Kyle]

Well, it's just a lie. And if, you know, we're all in the same room together. If somebody around you is going to lie and make you look worse again, we're going to. I'm going to make myself look bad enough on my own.

[Brandon]

Certainly.

[Kyle]

You don't have to. You don't have to just lie. And he's a liar. I don't trust liars.

[Nick]

Yeah, but was it funniness? Outweigh the maliciousness? I don't know what clip you're talking about.

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon]

Is the clip gone?

[Kyle]

Probably.

[Danny]

Yeah. I think he really likes you as a man who respects you, Neil.

[Kyle]

I doubt we.

[Brandon]

I think we don't talk.

[Kyle]

We don't talk. We don't talk at all. Yeah.

[Danny]

He's in a position where he probably feels some pressure to produce content that appeases his bosses.

[Kyle]

But I think, I think he was

[Brandon]

told to not get too close to any of us. So he can. But in there, he doesn't feel guilty about.

[Kyle]

In that role. It's taking what we do and clipping it. Correct. It's not altering it. That's.

[Danny]

I don't agree with it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's quicksis job.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's what quicksquigs is the one that defames.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think people see us constantly harassing you and berating you, making a humiliation out of you. And, and some people Want to be part of that?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is fine. It's fine. But again, that guy saw. Sucks. It's fine, though. It's fine.

[Brandon]

Seems fine.

[Kyle]

It is fine.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I know. I believe you.

[Kyle]

But again, Rico does a lot of this to himself. Everybody knows that.

[Kate]

Okay. What do you make of the Chapel Roan situation?

[Titus]

Oh, I was hoping somebody would ask me that.

[Kyle]

God damn it, Titus.

[Titus]

I. I think so. I've seen both sides. Now that. For those who don't know. What's his name? Who's the famous actor? Jude Law's daughter. They're divorced now, him and the baby mom. Mom. But I guess the baby mom is

[Brandon]

a famous baby dad is the sock zuck. Can you explain this one?

[Danny]

The.

[Lucas]

The father in law?

[Brandon]

Because you said

[Lucas]

stepdad was one of my players. Georginio.

[Titus]

Okay. Famous football player.

[Brandon]

You said he. You said Chapel Road should get the. Out of Brazil. Does he have shooters?

[Lucas]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's. That was not a. It's not. Not Chapel Rona herself. The security guard. To him, the security. I mean, Flamingo. Flamingo is one of the biggest clubs in Brazil. Brazil. They.

[Neil]

They.

[Lucas]

And you guys have seen how South American soccer fans are.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's.

[Lucas]

It's. It's not a game that I would be. I would be playing, but, hey, she's Chapel Rome.

[Titus]

Yeah. So the mom and Jude Law's daughter, who's, like, 11, are sitting at breakfast, and she sees Chapel Roan a few tables over. And apparently, according to her, this is the stepdad retelling it, who's married to Jude Law's ex. Now, I suck at telling stories, but the little girl, like, goes over just to see if it really is Chapel Rome. And then she goes back to her table to be like, mom, it is Chapel Roan or whatever. And then, I guess, moments later, Chaperone security guard comes over and, like, flips out on them. And then the little girl was, like, devastated, blah, blah, blah, blah. And they swear that they didn't even bug her or whatever. And I know chaperone has a history

[Brandon]

of, like, really not Jack Mack post on his story. There's a video of her walking and pointing to somebody, and the security guard goes right up to him.

[Titus]

Yes. In an airport.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So she's walking, and she's like, get this person who's, like, filming me or whatever, so.

[Nick]

And then she denies it, saying she didn't tell him anything. She doesn't seem to know how fame works. She's given out plenty of, like, warnings, whatever, being, hey, if I'm in public. Just leave me alone.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Nick]

That's not how it works.

[Brandon]

You can't have it both ways.

[Titus]

Yeah, I understand it's annoying, but not.

[Nick]

Not the whole world isn't just gonna listen to you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Also they were saying, like, oh, she was. The chapel was going at the mom. Like, oh, you just let your daughter, like, walk up to anyone.

[Kyle]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Nick]

People are probably walking up to them all the time. They're famous too. So.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

So she's probably.

[Nick]

She probably literally doesn't know any better. She thinks that's how the world is from.

[Lucas]

From a soccer fan perspective. It also didn't help her case that Jorginho came out and said that Jorginho is one of the. He's. I mean, Arsenal is a big fan.

[Titus]

He's like super Chelsea, beloved.

[Lucas]

Chelsea's a big fan base. And he's one of the. Yeah, he's a very nice guy. So he's. He's good street cred. And all the soccer fans jumped on it pretty much.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So is she under fire? What's the woke consensus on this?

[Titus]

The woke consens. Thank you for asking me, Kyle. Cuz I

[Kate]

y.

[Titus]

Well, if she had supported Palestine a little more, maybe this would happen.

[Brandon]

Research her tweets and see.

[Titus]

I do think I. If I'm trying to think as perspective as a parent, I think I would be kind of annoyed and upset, like, but I'm not wealthy and my kids will never know what it's like to be eating restaurants.

[Kate]

Do you think there's. Do you think there's a chance that she, like, her story was, like, I had nothing to do with that. My security guard acted without me talking to.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Do you think there's a chance that's true? That, like, she's just in her hotel eating breakfast, has no idea that any of this is happening, and now all of a sudden she's a villain when.

[Titus]

Yeah. When she wasn't really sure. I can see that.

[Kate]

I didn't tell the guy to do anything. He just took it upon himself to go be a harder.

[Danny]

That's what she's claiming.

[Kate]

I think so. I think that's her thing is, like, I didn't know this was. Yeah, of course I would have talked to the kid. I didn't know the kid was.

[Titus]

People are looking at the mom's video being like, why is it. I guess the video is like, chopped up and edited a time. Like, why did you have to, like, say, like, be so careful with your messaging. If you're telling the truth about your side of it. Like, did you guys really not go up to her and like if you know, ask her for photos or blah blah, blah. So who knows? Yeah.

[Nick]

And you can argue that she would edit it to make it more consumable. But it was still like a six minute video after all.

[Titus]

It was really long.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Brandon, your thoughts now?

[Kate]

Is there a chance that what's his name, Georgino.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Georgina Jorginho is doing what Brandon does and is using is that he's actually a massive Chapel Roan fan and he's using his daughter as a way to get the Chapel Roan and they sniff that out.

[Brandon]

That's how you get. Yeah.

[Kate]

And they were just like, you're using your daughters. Your daughter doesn't like me at all. Your daughter's a pawn and you want to meet me. That's what it is.

[Brandon]

That's what you do for wrestlers.

[Kyle]

I was gonna ask, are you saying I do that with Chapel Ron or saying that I do that with Liv Morgan?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And Cody Rhodes?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Well, when you're with your daughter, likes all the stuff you like, like have you ever been somewhere where you want to take your daughter to meet them but you're like, oh, let's.

[Brandon]

Drew McIntyre.

[Kyle]

No, I, I've been able to get

[Titus]

it done and everybody's super chill, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah, like Cody's been on the show, right? Cody. Cody. I told him I was coming to the show. He said, all right, bring your daughter backstage, let her, let her meet some of the people. And then Chelsea. Yeah, we were able to do that. So. But yeah, I think I would do that. I'd be like, hey, let's go meet say a famous person. Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise is over there. You want to go take a picture with him?

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean if you're famous, you kind of got it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

If you're famous and a 35 year old holding an autograph book comes up to you, blow that person off. If a goddamn 11 year old. You kids are different.

[Titus]

She looks really cute too.

[Danny]

Was she annoying? Does she have like.

[Kate]

Is she a cute kid?

[Titus]

She's like really cute. Sweet looking kid. And there's like a picture of her on Christmas opening her. She's like holding up like her albums or whatever and she's like, oh, so she seems like a cute. She seems like a cute.

[Kyle]

I was turned off by the apology video. That chapel room's just in bed and looks like she's tired of her.

[Titus]

Couldn't care less.

[Kyle]

Couldn't care less.

[Titus]

Like all Right.

[Kyle]

I guess I'll talk about this little. Yeah, like that.

[Kate]

That.

[Kyle]

That bothered me.

[Danny]

Does she have like a spit look at her.

[Kyle]

That's not. That's not an actual apology.

[Titus]

A mother and child who

[Kyle]

involved with. Yeah, this one I don't like. Sit up.

[Brandon]

Sit up for your apology even.

[Kyle]

See, I didn't even see.

[Brandon]

How close are you guys with Goldfinger?

[Kyle]

Not very.

[Titus]

Not too. I like seeing him around.

[Brandon]

He just got a new apartment. Apartment?

[Danny]

Oh, it's teal.

[Brandon]

It's the tealest place. On every surface is teal.

[Danny]

It's tealer than it is a home.

[Brandon]

It's more teal than it is apartment.

[Kyle]

How do you get a teal place?

[Brandon]

He got the teelest place in the city.

[Nick]

It looks like he lives in one big park.

[Kyle]

You've seen the teal?

[Titus]

Yeah. Did he post photos?

[Brandon]

No, he just was like, I got a new place and it's a great place. He's first time living on his own. I love Goldfinger. Great guy.

[Nick]

Same.

[Kyle]

So the rumors of this teal place are going through this place like, huh.

[Brandon]

I. We gotta do a show from the teal.

[Nick]

He was showing me pictures. As if I wasn't gonna point out how teal.

[Kyle]

Guys, how teal is it?

[Brandon]

Tealer than you could imagine.

[Titus]

Like every room, everything.

[Kyle]

Like 1993 Florida Marlin.

[Titus]

It's like the counter is teal.

[Brandon]

It's so teal. And he's showing the place and he's real proud of it. And I just. I wanted to say how teal it was. And I was like, Sam. And he's like, it's teal

[Nick]

a great place. Otherwise.

[Kate]

Great place.

[Brandon]

Otherwise.

[Danny]

Everything's to you like a Soviet era indoor pool.

[Kyle]

How do you end up with teal? Everything.

[Brandon]

He's got the tealest place in the stove. Teal.

[Kyle]

No way.

[Titus]

He's got to keep it. He's got to keep it.

[Brandon]

I don't think he's allowed to change.

[Titus]

He's renting, keeping it teal.

[Kate]

So the whole apartment complex is this way. Is every apartment. I don't know this company teal. Is it just a one off thing?

[Kyle]

Did he look at the apartment before he got into it?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Did you pay more for this? Do you pay less for this?

[Danny]

Good question.

[Brandon]

But like anybody that it. It will be the first thing you notice. Like you'll notice teal and then nice place.

[Kyle]

Do you think that's when he's hitting a girl on a girl at the bar? You say, do you like the color teal?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do you like teal because I got

[Kyle]

the place for you.

[Titus]

Or like, if you're listening, please come down and show me.

[Kyle]

I want to see the teal place

[Brandon]

in the Uber home with a chick and she's just like, brings up, she's like, I hate teal. Oh, oh, no.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

You know what was overdone in the 90s? Teal.

[Kyle]

Well, the 90s was a teal ass.

[Titus]

It was a teal last time we were Lisa Frank.

[Kyle]

Is there a color now that's, that's, yeah.

[Brandon]

What's the new.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's like a off white, maybe kind of like an olive green.

[Brandon]

So that's the stereotype of like, as soon as you move in with like, your, your gal, the only color you can agree upon is like that, that new couples green.

[Kyle]

Huh?

[Brandon]

And you choose that green for your home.

[Titus]

I just got a green living room. I just did that green couch.

[Kate]

There it is.

[TJ]

Color of the year.

[Kyle]

This year was terrible color.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Cloud. Cloud Dancer.

[Brandon]

It's Cloud Dancer. I, I, I wanted just a live yak.

[Kyle]

You go back up from the teal. Wait, go back down.

[Brandon]

Is he up there?

[Kyle]

My mind be doing some crazy things. What? You seeing that name, Liatris Elaison. I read it. Oh, Lori. There. Okay. Thank God.

[Brandon]

That was a stroke. I was like, I thought, that's a Liatris Yasmine.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there, I saw that. And then the first one I saw was Pressman, and when he strolled back up, it was, was, okay, Lori Pressman.

[Kate]

What's that, what's that person's name, you think?

[Titus]

Latrice Eisman.

[Kyle]

Latrice Eisman. Latrice. Yeah.

[Titus]

Le, Le.

[Kate]

Buddy Leatra.

[Kyle]

S. Yeah, Latrice, right? Yeah. Latrice.

[Kate]

It's got to be Latrice.

[Kyle]

It's got to be Latrice.

[Titus]

No, I'm sure you were right, but

[Kyle]

at first I read Larry Pressman.

[Brandon]

What's going on?

[Kyle]

And I was like, the guy who's commenting on Pantones is Larry Pressman. What a great name.

[Brandon]

I mean, the Sasquatch guy being Barackmander.

[Kyle]

How he's doing. You think he told anybody he was on the show?

[Brandon]

Nah, this is nothing for him.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

Nothing.

[Kate]

He was so good. He was just so an answer for everybody. He had an answer for everything.

[Kyle]

What do you say? It smelled like parmesan.

[Kate]

He smelled it three times, but only seen it twice. That's so funny.

[Brandon]

That is the funniest thing is, is Goldfinger up there?

[Titus]

Yeah, I need, I kind of need to see this.

[Kyle]

Oh my.

[Brandon]

Wait, did he send that to you, tj?

[Kate]

Oh, my God, he did.

[Brandon]

It's teal everywhere.

[Titus]

It's already furnished.

[Kate]

What?

[Kyle]

Why is it so teal, Nick.

[Titus]

Huh?

[Brandon]

It's a real teal.

[Kyle]

It's nice size.

[Brandon]

Nice size.

[Titus]

I mean, it's a beautiful couch.

[Kate]

Great spot.

[Brandon]

Just very teal.

[Kyle]

No, it's still teal in there.

[Brandon]

Still teal in there.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's a smart. That. Wow.

[Titus]

How's he opening? How the bunch?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Titus]

Those drawers.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There he is.

[Kyle]

Don't tell me.

[Brandon]

I don't. Is the kitchen teal? No way.

[Titus]

Can't be.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, it's teal.

[Brandon]

Is that even teal?

[Danny]

Yeah. Is it.

[Nick]

I don't know, sky bluish?

[TJ]

That looks like a different color.

[Kyle]

With the size of that apartment.

[Danny]

It might not. I think teal's greener.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That might not be teal.

[Kyle]

They didn't divide up the rooms very well.

[TJ]

Well,

[Brandon]

the.

[TJ]

Those are different blues.

[Titus]

It's the opposite.

[Danny]

Misty teal.

[Brandon]

Just a misty teal tie in the

[Kate]

rest of the house to the shelving. We'll throw some teal up there and then. Why.

[Steven]

Wow.

[Kyle]

TLS place.

[Kate]

Great apartment, isn't it?

[Titus]

It is spacious.

[Danny]

If those walls could talk. Be Skeeter Valentine. A lot of emotions with what? Oh, yeah. March Madness.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Wrestling.

[Kyle]

A lot of sporting.

[Kate]

Wrestling's just the one weekend, then.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's over.

[Danny]

It's like. It's so emotional.

[Kate]

What. What's the lead up to that? How do you. How do you qualify for the nationals Conference?

[Danny]

Similar to basketball conference tournaments. There's automatic qualifiers and then at large bids kids.

[Kate]

But then the national tournament is all just that one weekend that you went to. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

It's common. It's everything. It's everything. It's everything. And the best part is there's a consolation bracket. So get. Becoming an All American is the big deal.

[Steven]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Top eight. So there's a blood round, which is my. Like, one of my favorites, where these guys wrestle to become all Americans. And it's. The implication is everything. It defines the rest of their.

[Kate]

So if you only care about the champion, you're casual. There's actually no.

[Danny]

The constellation is so good. So much emotions watching a guy win or lose in the blood round.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Danny]

It's. Yeah.

[Kyle]

It sounds like pure, unadulterated hell.

[Danny]

Yeah. These guys miserable. Yeah.

[Kyle]

You put everything, your whole life on the line and you could finish 19th in the country. You finish outside the All American.

[Danny]

Right.

[Titus]

Does anyone ever get that far and then not make weight by like an ounce? Or something or. No, they. They.

[Danny]

It's happened before. But the crazy thing is they have to make weight every day, three days in a row. And these guys cut like crazy.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, some of these 25 pounders naturally weigh about 150, and in order to give themselves an advantage in these rounds that matter so much, they'll beef up, and then that night they'll have to lose, like, eight pounds.

[Titus]

So by day three, they're like. Yeah, they're really tired. Yeah.

[Kyle]

But the other guy's, too.

[Titus]

Yeah, I guess they're equally.

[Danny]

Everyone's.

[Kyle]

Everyone's.

[Brandon]

There was a UFC woman that was weeping on the way in because she knew she was going to fight because the person she was fighting was eight pounds over.

[Titus]

That's eight pounds over.

[Brandon]

And so now this girl isn't going to get paid or anything. Like, she cut the weight. She made it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

She deserves. They usually have, like, a replacement opponent.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they usually do.

[Brandon]

Have you ever missed weight?

[Danny]

No, I've come so close.

[TJ]

A lot of the times they'll be in their contract, like, they'll take some of the opponent's purse or whatever that they were supposed to be. But a lot of these fighters are fighting on a payment of. They get paid X amount if they fight, and then they get paid another if they win. So, like, they're.

[Kate]

They're.

[TJ]

They make a lot less money if they don't fight.

[Titus]

Well, they take off their underwear and

[TJ]

everything if they need to.

[Titus]

As light as possible. Eight pounds is enough.

[TJ]

That's not even close. That's just you.

[Kyle]

You didn't do it.

[Danny]

You didn't try.

[Kate]

O. How often you weigh yourself now, Kyle?

[Danny]

I never weigh myself.

[Kate]

Really?

[Danny]

No.

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon]

What do you think you are?

[Danny]

I'm 168.6.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's every day.

[Kyle]

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[Brandon]

Sure.

[Kyle]

Do the Experian one if you can.

[Steven]

Yes, sir.

[Titus]

Sir.

[TJ]

Hold on.

[Kyle]

Thank you for calling me sir as well.

[Brandon]

Do you like that one?

[Kyle]

Steven says it. Hold on. Experian. Yep, yep, yep. Hold on. All right.

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[Brandon]

Che, you watched Project Hail Mary and you had a bar.

[Steven]

Yes.

[Kyle]

I didn't watch a review, but I. I'm. I want to go see the movie, and I wanted to see your review right after I saw the movie, but go. Yeah.

[Brandon]

What was your bar?

[Steven]

I said at times it was a tour de force. At times it was a boar divorce. 2 hours, 36 minutes is pretty long.

[Kyle]

Those don't rhyme.

[Kate]

Those don't rhyme.

[Brandon]

Tour and bore.

[Kyle]

They do not rhyme. Tour and bore.

[Danny]

Wait, what?

[Titus]

What?

[Kyle]

Oh, they do.

[Titus]

Are you crazy?

[Brandon]

That's.

[Kyle]

You guys crazy.

[Brandon]

That might be the most rhyming words ever.

[Kyle]

Tour and bore.

[Kate]

Boore and tour. Rhyme.

[Titus]

Four and boar.

[Kyle]

Rhyme.

[Titus]

Huh? And four.

[Brandon]

Rhyme.

[Kate]

Brandon.

[Kyle]

What? What's happening?

[TJ]

I feel like you guys have done this before, and you. It's similarly.

[Kyle]

That was with Connor Griffin, and that was tournament. That was different.

[Brandon]

What rhymed with tournament?

[Kyle]

Nothing.

[TJ]

I think it was a tour as well.

[Kate]

I think.

[TJ]

I think this. I think it's also a tour.

[Kyle]

Oh, we're not doing this tour.

[Brandon]

If we've done this on the yak, then we've done everything.

[Kyle]

Or in floor and tour.

[Danny]

Look at how. Yeah, you just proved it.

[Kyle]

Or. What are you saying? Tour and say the other one.

[Titus]

Boar.

[Kyle]

Boar. No.

[Titus]

Tour.

[Danny]

Phoneme.

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

How don't they rhyme? Just because they're not spelled the same doesn't mean they're not going to rhyme.

[Kyle]

They are.

[Brandon]

Swore. Boar.

[Kyle]

Tour and lore rhyme.

[Danny]

Tour lore.

[Titus]

More.

[Kate]

More.

[Titus]

Rhymes of war.

[Kyle]

No.

[Titus]

What.

[Kyle]

What. What are you saying?

[Danny]

Are you. Do you think that tour is pronounced tur?

[Kyle]

It is.

[Kate]

Tour.

[Kyle]

Tour. Tour.

[Brandon]

Lure.

[Titus]

Boar. Core.

[Kyle]

Tour. Boar. Tour.

[TJ]

What about past tense of tear

[Brandon]

poor?

[Kyle]

Tour.

[Kate]

Different word.

[Kyle]

That's a different word. That's tor.

[Nick]

Pronounced the same.

[Kate]

But they're not.

[Kyle]

Tour the pta. What tour?

[Kate]

I'm with you, Brandon. Insanity. Yeah, it's insanity.

[Nick]

Even if nowadays they're just. They're just using the consonants. You can rhyme days with paid.

[Kyle]

Oh, we're talking about rappers. Sure, but Steven's not a rapper.

[Titus]

I'm gonna say Steven had a great line there and that it rhymed.

[Kyle]

Thank you. Had a good line. It didn't rhyme.

[Titus]

Does that rhyme?

[Kyle]

No.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I don't know if we're gonna be able to.

[Kate]

Yeah. Over that.

[Kyle]

The tour. Tour.

[Kate]

Now, if you said booer divorce, I think I would have.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Steven]

What if I said tour de force?

[Brandon]

Does tour rhyme with, like, wild boar?

[Kyle]

Do you think tour and our rhyme just because they look the same?

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

No, that's what I'm saying.

[Titus]

Or they sound Tour.

[Brandon]

We can't bore.

[Kyle]

We're never.

[Brandon]

We will never use the.

[Kyle]

You more boar uses the o.

[Brandon]

All right, I better not catch you saying tour. I want you to say tour.

[Kyle]

I don't say tour.

[Kate]

Tor sounds so. That's what's crazy. Brandon is tor sounds country. Yeah, like horror sounds like that sounds like.

[Brandon]

Well, you're saying it with an accent.

[Kate]

That's what you would say.

[Brandon]

You know what sounds country.

[Kyle]

Tour.

[Kate]

That's how you sound.

[Kyle]

No, how you sound. Nobody says it like you're saying, y'

[Kate]

all want to go to the PJ Tour?

[Kyle]

Let's go to Tower.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

So you think the pga.

[Kyle]

Kyle, don't play that.

[Titus]

You hear that?

[Kate]

Yeah, don't play that.

[Brandon]

We're wrong. Don't do that.

[Danny]

What I do come out as gay.

[Kyle]

Come out. Come out. Come out.

[Danny]

Pretty gay.

[Titus]

All right.

[Danny]

I. Yeah, I talked about it. I guess it's like a regional thing. I do a lot of words wrong, I guess.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Miracle.

[Brandon]

You say. You say thanks.

[Kate]

So the PGA Tour Superstore rhymes in your brain like that?

[Brandon]

You just said rhyming.

[Kyle]

No, he did. He said tour. I said tour. Say.

[Brandon]

Say it out loud.

[Kate]

The PGA Tour Superstore rhymed.

[Kyle]

No, not close.

[Nick]

That shirt rhymed.

[Brandon]

Can't say not close.

[Kate]

PGA Tour Superstore.

[Brandon]

You're rhyming.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That was a rhyme.

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What are y' all hearing?

[Danny]

Oh, rapping.

[Kate]

They're deaf.

[Titus]

Gilligan's Island. He just doesn't go a three hour tour.

[Kyle]

Do I say a tour?

[Titus]

You're saying it. But a three hour tour. That's what he sings.

[Kyle]

And what if it had been one more hour?

[Brandon]

Four hour tour?

[Kate]

Hard tour.

[Titus]

Four.

[Kyle]

Four hour tour for rhyming.

[Kate]

Brandon, what's happening?

[Brandon]

You check gas leak.

[Kyle]

This is the maddest I've ever been at.

[Titus]

You.

[Nick]

You probably thought the dress is white and gold, too.

[Danny]

So it's two syllables as well.

[Brandon]

Tour.

[Kyle]

No, you just looked it up. What'd she say?

[Nick]

You sound like Stewie Griffin.

[Brandon]

All right, Che. Not a Bar?

[Kyle]

No, it's. It can be a bar without rhyming perfectly.

[Steven]

Are you gonna say it, Brando?

[Kyle]

Say what?

[Brandon]

The movie that started it.

[Steven]

The movie.

[Brandon]

What was that, Kyle?

[Kyle]

What is that, French? That was toe.

[Danny]

That sucked.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm gonna see it.

[Titus]

No tour.

[Kate]

I mean.

[Kyle]

And now could you do Bore B O R E, please?

[Titus]

Boar.

[Kate]

That just doesn't. That doesn't rhyme at all.

[Kyle]

Not even kind of.

[Kate]

Not even a little bit.

[Danny]

I hate.

[Brandon]

Boy, do I not like this. Oh, man, I'm about to concede.

[Kyle]

Kate, would you like to give up now, please?

[Titus]

I really thought it.

[Kyle]

Right. All right.

[Kate]

That's what you get for thinking two words rhyme. All right, don't let that happen.

[Danny]

I gotta get.

[Kate]

Don't let that ever happen again.

[Danny]

Uncle, Aunt, Aunt, Aunt.

[Kate]

What is Project Hail Mary? I haven't. I haven't been made aware of this new Gosling.

[Kyle]

Is it Gosling?

[Brandon]

Is that new Gosling?

[Titus]

I heard it's more of a kids movie.

[TJ]

What?

[Kyle]

No. Sci fi. It's space.

[Brandon]

There's like a talking rock.

[Kate]

How do you learn about movies coming out? Is it still trailers? Do you still see commercials?

[Kyle]

I don't see.

[Kate]

Is it that? Is it word of mouth? Is it the.

[Brandon]

Do you.

[Kate]

Where do you see the trailers? On the Internet.

[Brandon]

Brandon has to look out his window.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Is it stressful space movie or fun space movie? Because I hate stressful space movie.

[Brandon]

It's from. It's the same guy that did the Martian.

[Titus]

It's just stressful space.

[Brandon]

Probably.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I don't. Do they do fun space movies. I feel like every space movie is stressful now.

[Brandon]

Yeah, because they're in space.

[Nick]

Even compared it to Homeward Bound, so that might.

[Steven]

Homeward Bound meets Arrival meets Castaway.

[Kyle]

Why do all your movie reviews just say kids movie meets adult movie meets other kids movie?

[Steven]

These are the themes of the movie. What do you want me to do?

[Brandon]

Okay, so what would you say the theme of Homeward Bound is?

[Steven]

Pets trying to go home. This is about a guy and a rock trying to go home.

[Kyle]

What was the ridiculous one you gave. Anybody know

[Steven]

Sinners?

[Kyle]

Yes. What was Sinners?

[Nick]

Oh, Nutty Professor.

[Brandon]

And that's just because multiple black men. One black man playing multiple roles.

[Steven]

There was a guy playing multiple roles. He happened to be black.

[Brandon]

Why didn't you say Parent Trap, Steve?

[Steven]

I never saw that.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Don't you think Homeward Bound in Castaway is a little redundant?

[Danny]

Then

[Steven]

cast away because the co star is essentially in real life, an inanimate object.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Nick]

Got it.

[Titus]

Did you see the real life Homeward Bound unfolding on Twitter this weekend?

[Kyle]

Was there one?

[Titus]

It was seven dogs that had gotten stolen from this town or whatever. And then I guess they escaped. And the corgi was the one to lead them home.

[Kyle]

He was leading them.

[Titus]

He. The corgi was in charge.

[Kyle]

Did they make it?

[Titus]

People kept spotting this group of, like, seven dogs going down the highway, through the woods, through whatever. Yeah, Good.

[Kyle]

That's awesome.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Stealing seven dogs is going to be a pain in the ass.

[Kate]

Ass.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's a lot get away with a lot of dogs.

[Kyle]

I. Good for the corgi for being the leader.

[Kate]

I know I wouldn't expect that if

[Kyle]

I'm a big dog.

[Danny]

Wait, is this real? It's AI.

[TJ]

Is it this?

[Kyle]

No, that's.

[Titus]

No.

[TJ]

A different group of corgis.

[Titus]

Very different group. Not. They're not all corgis. There's, like, bigger dogs.

[Kyle]

If I'm a dalmatian and a corgi tells me where to go, like, yeah, you corgi.

[Steven]

What are you guys thoughts on corgis overall as a breed?

[Kyle]

I. I've never had one. They look like one I would delight in.

[Brandon]

Really. I don't like their build.

[Kyle]

Oh, see, what's the.

[Brandon]

They're bigger than I'd like them to be.

[Titus]

Unless this is AI and I'm dumb as too, because I could.

[Kate]

I think corgis are so cute.

[Titus]

I like corgis. They always seem happy.

[Kyle]

That was. Was that the first Mostly video we ever filmed?

[Kate]

Jumping off the dock?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So funny.

[Steven]

Corgis are big in the Asian community.

[Kyle]

What?

[Titus]

How come?

[Kyle]

They're delicious.

[Steven]

No, just a lot of. A lot of corgi owners happen to be Asian. I. I like corgis.

[Brandon]

I think I associate the corgis with the Queensland.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, she did have corgi.

[Kate]

They can be assholes. Is that right?

[Steven]

They are very yappy.

[Kate]

Yeah. Bark at your ankles.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I've had a lot of dogs. What's the biggest asshole dog y' all ever had? Breed wise, I had a Boston terrier.

[Titus]

I was gonna say my neighbor. Boston terrier.

[Kyle]

Biggest asshole you've ever met.

[Titus]

Tear apart my shoe. It attached to my shoelaces every time I went in their yard.

[Brandon]

There's no reason to have a beagle.

[Titus]

And then if I had to sleep over there, it would, like, get into under your covers and, like, bite you hard.

[Kate]

Really?

[Kyle]

It was a. I'm sure there are good Boston terriers out there. I've never met a Boston terror.

[Titus]

Same here. I like can't even.

[Brandon]

Did you have a beagle, Brandon?

[Kyle]

I did. Annie.

[Brandon]

They're bad.

[Kyle]

Second best dog ever had.

[Brandon]

What? Really? They're loud.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Loud, yeah. But we live out in the country. Loud's fine. Second best dog ever had. And the problem she had was she lived during concurrently with the best dog I ever had, so she always came second. Wish I gave her a better go.

[Steven]

How many dogs do you have? Are you in double digits?

[Kyle]

In my life, yes. High, double, maybe triple digits. Triple digits?

[Danny]

You cannot be the dude with a hundred. You're not the dude with a hundred dogs.

[Kyle]

My mom. My mom keeps five to eight dogs at a time. My mom has six dogs right now. We grew up like that.

[Nick]

There's still no way you hit 100.

[Kyle]

I'm old.

[Kate]

Triple digit.

[Titus]

Were you just, like, always stepping and poop?

[Brandon]

Granted, dogs live for, like. Like, 12 to 14.

[Kyle]

Triple digits is crazy. Probably like 40 then. 40 or 50.

[Brandon]

Triple digits.

[Kyle]

Yeah, 40. I mean, I.

[Brandon]

40 dogs.

[Kyle]

I could count them up if y' all wanted. I bring them to the list. It's a lot.

[Titus]

What was the craziest name?

[Kyle]

Billy Wayne.

[Titus]

Billy Wayne.

[Brandon]

What kind of dog was he?

[Kyle]

Basset hound.

[Titus]

Oh, that's a great name for a basset hound.

[Kyle]

Billy Wayne, the basset hound.

[Brandon]

You're in the 40s.

[Kyle]

I've had six basset hounds.

[Titus]

They're the best.

[Kyle]

Had Biggin. Biggin was my English bulldog. Yep.

[Brandon]

Are they outdoor dogs?

[Kyle]

No, some. They're both.

[Brandon]

So you go into Mama's house and there's eight dogs?

[Kyle]

Six right now? Yeah, two. Couple died.

[Brandon]

They keep to themselves?

[Kyle]

No, they dominate everything. I hate going to her house.

[Brandon]

So you just go there and there's eight dogs.

[Kyle]

They just jump on you when you walk in.

[Brandon]

Six dogs.

[Kyle]

They're everywhere. She loves dogs.

[Steven]

Does she have one of those leashes that, like, has all the different.

[Kyle]

No, because we don't need a leash down there. Oh, okay. Yeah.

[Brandon]

How she adjusting to life in Mississippi?

[Kyle]

Probably pretty goddamn good. Pretty goddamn good.

[Brandon]

She doesn't want to change her mind.

[Kyle]

By the way, I. I will be out next Monday as I close on selling this house.

[Brandon]

Congratulations. It's gotta feel good.

[Kyle]

We gotta. We got one week for things to go wrong, so hopefully they don't. Hopefully they don't.

[Danny]

That was easy.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So far so good.

[Danny]

It's worth it.

[Kyle]

Suspiciously easy. So hopefully. Hopefully nothing arises. You guys know what buying a house is like and what the things can go wrong? No, it's. It's hell.

[Brandon]

So are there hurdles still?

[Kyle]

Mark bought the same house three Times.

[Kate]

I think I did. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Kyle]

Yeah. There's. There's just always, you know, the. The buyer will say, would you do this? And you do it. And they're like, ah, actually do this. And so far, so good. I think I got a good set of buyers.

[Brandon]

You trust them?

[Kyle]

I trust. I trust them as far as I can. I just need that check. I just need that check in my hand.

[Steven]

You. They hire, like, the buyers will hire an inspector whose job it is to, like, find problems with the property. And sometimes if there's like, even the most, something you may never notice or be affected. Like a crack in, like, a base, A very small crack in a basement wall.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steven]

I can throw the whole deal off the table.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yep. So I'll be out all week. From Monday, hopefully we get this thing done. Good luck.

[Kate]

Good luck, Brandon.

[TJ]

Good luck.

[Kyle]

We get all the ads.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steven]

I don't think we did Roback, which is on the prep sheet.

[Kyle]

Roback. R H O b a c k.com roback activewear. The best fit, the best feel. You see it on us all the time. The hoodies, the joggers, the shorts, all of it. They got your favorite azalea design in several colors. New designs and new products. Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First. There.

[Kate]

There he is.

[Kyle]

Their tailwind sports shirt. He looks like an old. Yeah, looks old as hell there.

[Nick]

Long weekend?

[Danny]

Yeah, it was.

[Kyle]

Looks like the chairs eating them. Anyway, your tailwind sports shirt might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo of looking casual but nice and still comfortable. They also released a sweater polo that we're here for. Great stretch fabric, making it very comfortable and breathable. Use the Code Yak for 20% off your first purchase. That's 20% off all polos, hoodies, sports shirts, and more. Code Yak. Head over to roback.com r h o b a c k dot com. All right, TJ you want to get the wheel of spinning? Dan will be out all week, but we'll. I think we got it. We'll get Dan, not Dana and Eddie in here. There's my $500. I got to pay somebody.

[Brandon]

Oh, nice.

[Nick]

Who?

[Kyle]

I don't know, but this is like the fifth or sixth one that I've gotten, and I think he only signed two. I think people are having fun with me.

[Titus]

Yeah, we all wrote that on at least two of our cards.

[Brandon]

That's a good guy to give 500.

[Kyle]

That's. I did. I looked at that guy, and I was like, I'd like to give you money. I'd like to give you money.

[Brandon]

He should be a preacher. All right, spin it, TJ Wet would be funny, huh?

[Kyle]

Oh, it'd be so funny. We are getting down a little bit. Oh, the wheels getting a little. Needs a. Needs a reset or to hit a wet. And I can't really stress how funny wet would be.

[Brandon]

I'd laugh.

[Titus]

It is funny at the last second when it's not you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the rush kind of makes it worth it.

[Kyle]

Well, boy. No, we're good.

[Kate]

We're good.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

See you tomorrow.

[Danny]

See you tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Love you guys. Guys, shout out.

[TJ]

Shout out to Jack Wallace

[Brandon]

pulled this card.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Brandon]

Love you guys.

[Kyle]

Bye.