MikeyBets Has Completed Another Science Experiment For Us | The Yak 1-19-26

Summary

The Yak - January 19, 2026

Episode: "MikeyBets Has Completed Another Science Experiment For Us"
Hosts: Big Cat, KBNoSwag (Kyle), Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Nick, Mackenzie, Danny, TJ, Tate, MikeyBets

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak is a classic free-flowing Barstool roundtable, with the crew riffing on sports heartbreak (namely the Bears’ tough playoff exit), quirky fan encounters, behind-the-scenes tailgate tales, and signature Barstool hijinks — culminating in MikeyBets’ latest "science experiment" (ahem). The team also discusses TV personalities, local media legacies, infamous food and beverage disasters, unique punishment challenges, and upcoming plans for both sports and personal adventures.

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Main Discussion Points and Highlights

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1. The Bears Heartbreak and Cold-Weather Fandom

• Big Cat relives attending the Bears’ crushing playoff loss, describing the "stadium air just getting sucked out after the field goal."
• Notable Fan Encounter: "Sign Guy" from Hawaii comes in, hyped to get on TV, but is utterly destroyed by the Chicago cold.
  • Big Cat [05:06]: “He didn’t make a noise the second half, he was so cold. There’s never been a human being more cold.”
• Everyone reflects on the pain of seeing miraculous moments overshadowed by losses, like the Caleb Williams throw.
• Comparison to other infamous sports heartbreaks—e.g., Marcus Paige’s Final Four shot, Rajai Davis’ World Series home run.

Memorable Quote

"He was vibrating the entire second half. He couldn’t... He didn’t bring the sign back out after halftime because he was so cold." —Big Cat [05:16]

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2. Tailgate Reunions and Hot Guy Sightings

• The YAK crew mingled with the “tailgate Knicks,” making for a fun, seamless pregame atmosphere.
• Big Cat confesses to a new hobby: identifying “the hottest guy” at events, with wife’s approval.
  • Big Cat [10:08]: “That’s a good sign of a marriage where both sides can be like, ‘that’s a hot guy.’”

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3. Betting Stories – Heartbreak and Humor

• Steven Cheah and TJ recount their now-infamous “fun bet” that hit during playoff overtime, awkwardly celebrating amid Bears fans immediately following a back-breaking interception.
• The concept of “unit shaming” comes up—everyone agrees to respect bet sizes.

Notable Moment

(Big Cat to Steven Cheah, after the controversial $100 bet hit in overtime)
“That’s a pretty big bet for Steven.” —Big Cat [15:55]

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4. MikeyBets' "Science Experiment": A VERY Honest Review

• Mikey details his experience using a cold water tube as a Yak punishment (with help from his wife), turning an awkward assignment into an unexpectedly positive review.
• Describes the sensation as “like getting into an ice bath,” requiring some warming up but ultimately enjoyable.
• Big Cat [27:11]: “This makes me, like, saying guys are hot seem like nothing within my marriage.”

Quotes/Moments

• MikeyBets [27:22]: “It was awesome… I hate to admit that it was awesome, but it was.”
• “She basically, like, I had to get hard, and then she rubbed it down and then kept moving it up and down, and then... it was awesome.” —MikeyBets [27:27]
• Debate on whether this should remain a punishment—consensus shifts to “maybe it should be a prize.”

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5. Yak Wheel: The Great Wet vs. Dry Debate

• Brandon laments “wheel” punishment fatigue, describing online abuse from fans.
• The crew spits ideas to spice up the punishment, such as “sweat instead of wet,” “nobody likes getting wet,” or “last one dry.”
• Group agrees to work together to revamp the wheel dynamic over the next two weeks.

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6. Forthcoming Adventures and Surgery Updates

• Kyle (KBNoSwag) announces he’s having throat surgery for a rare condition preventing him from burping—vows to save his long-overdue first burp for the Yak post-op.
• Excitement permeates the room regarding how this change will impact his life—and his home’s smell.
  • Brandon [48:05]: “It’s going to feel good. You might get hooked because you’re such a fart guy.”

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7. Local Media, Helicopter News & Weather Nostalgia

• Extended riff on "local legends": Chicago radio/TV personalities, small-town meteorologists, and traffic choppers.
• Hosts wax sentimental about the era when being local TV/radio "famous" was the ultimate—while side-eyeing its waning influence in the digital age.

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8. Drug Tier List YouTube Channels & Internet Deep Dives

• Crew discovers the “Goblin” channel, who academically “tiers” all drugs.
  • Stephen: “I feel like Vice had a show like this, but Goblin’s more fun.”
• They talk about favorite odd YouTube algorithms, viral magicians, and surreal content rabbit holes.

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9. San Francisco Super Bowl / Travel Plans

• Gearing up for a group trip—enthusiasm for tourist essentials (Golden Gate, Redwoods, Chinatown, burgers)
• Kate and Stephen planning “date-like excursions.”
• Full Yak dinner tradition to be continued, families welcome.

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10. Barf Bag Stories and Airplane Disasters

• After a group chat update that Sass projectile-vomited on a plane, crew recounts their own worst air travel mishaps—wine puke, weed cookie mishaps, and the shame of barfing in a barf bag.
• Brandon [74:39]: “I felt like such an asshole. They had to close the bathroom down.”

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11. Odds & Ends: Rapid-Fire Segments

• The show ends with banter about:
  • The joy (or not) of broccoli, mushrooms, string beans, and “shitty hot dogs at the microbrewery.”
  • Rucker’s odd naming history, local weather paywalls, and the demise of iconic local car dealership personalities.
  • Yak’s own dating show for Connor Griffin (applications open!).
  • Button fly jeans vs. zipper fly—passionate debate.
  • The "Doubtfire for a day" proposal: coming soon, everyone must fully dress as Mrs. Doubtfire for a show.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Cold Stadium/Sign Guy Story: [04:00]–[08:00]
• Hot Guy Hobby: [09:44]–[10:22]
• Steven Cheah Overtime Bet: [12:00]–[16:10]
• MikeyBets Water Tube Science Experiment: [25:53]–[30:53]
• Wet/Dry Wheel Revamp: [18:34]–[21:03]
• Kyle’s No-Burp Surgery Discussion: [46:55]–[55:40]
• YouTube Drug Tier Channel Goblin: [58:41]–[61:43]
• Barf Bag/Plane Puke Stories: [72:53]–[74:59]
• San Francisco Trip Plans: [65:49]–[68:15]
• Yak Dating Show Announcement: [101:26]

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Notable Quotes

• Big Cat [05:06]: "He didn’t make a noise the second half, he was so cold. There’s never been a human being more cold."
• Big Cat [10:08]: “That’s a good sign of a marriage where both sides can be like, ‘that’s a hot guy.’”
• Big Cat [15:55]: “That’s a pretty big bet for Steven.”
• MikeyBets [27:22]: “It was awesome… I hate to admit that it was awesome, but it was.”
• Brandon [74:39]: “I felt like such an asshole. They had to close the bathroom down.”
• Brandon [48:05]: “It’s going to feel good. You might get hooked because you’re such a fart guy.”

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Closing Thoughts

This episode of The Yak is both quintessential and eclectic: a blend of genuine sports angst, absurdly vivid anecdotes, classic Barstool roasting, and heartfelt team camaraderie. Whether reviewing a novelty sex toy, arguing the merits of broccoli, or plotting elaborate group costumes, the Yak crew proves their ability to turn the mundane and the bizarre alike into premium entertainment.

Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

Are you serious?

[Brandon]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

I saw a child in here.

[Big Cat]

Multiple children.

[Kyle]

I don't have it in me right now.

[Big Cat]

Mark, thank you for dressing up today.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, I did.

[Big Cat]

For Martin Luther King Day. Imagine if you just did blackface guys.

[Brandon]

Mark's buddy.

[Big Cat]

It is what it is. How's everyone doing? Everyone feeling pretty good.

[Brandon]

How are you?

[Big Cat]

It's good. I'm good. I mean, I'm the Danny. You can. I haven't talked to Danny yet. We just did the stretch. This is going to be like one of those kidney shot losses where like Thursday comes around and be like, oh, the Bears aren't playing anymore.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Could have been us. How was witnessing that, that throw live? I know you've probably been asked.

[Big Cat]

Insane. Hugging everyone. And also at that very moment, I was like, I think the Bears are just gonna win the super bowl with just miracles.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Shay]

That was the worst part.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Can you name another amazing play like that that's been overshadowed by a loss?

[Kyle]

I don't think it was Raj Davis.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Marcus Page in the North Carolina Villanova Final four. That was an incredible shot.

[Mackenzie]

Insane shot.

[Big Cat]

He was in the air for like 15 seconds.

[Kyle]

I think that will ultimately be a positive for Caleb Williams.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I don't.

[Kyle]

It is better that that and lost and win than one without doing that.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what did you say? I didn't listen to. What did you say? It's better that we did that loss than we won. No, I would rather won.

[Shay]

The throw won't be forgotten.

[Brandon]

But for Caleb Williams in the long.

[Kyle]

Run, okay, it's better that he did that and it would have been better if he did that and lost than if he didn't do that one. And then Lost next week.

[Big Cat]

I disagree because that.

[Kyle]

That pass Will.

[Mackenzie]

You're saying that still would have rather.

[Kyle]

Forever a highlight pass the annals of time.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

It'll endure more than, say, the Bears lose by 17 to the Seahawks.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

So would have liked a shot.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Probably would have gotten killed by the Seahawks. Yeah, it was. It was weird. It was eerie. Like, the stadium. It was just the. The craziest. Like, all the air sucked out of it after the field goal, because I think we all thought, like, he's gonna miss it, because that's how it works. Their season is just blessed by. By the Pope.

[Shay]

You got signed guy to finally forfeit.

[Kyle]

Dude.

[Big Cat]

Signed guy was such a funny. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Was he solo?

[Big Cat]

I think he was with someone. So for people who missed it, Eddie and I sat down in our seats maybe 20 minutes before the game, and this guy is in front of us, and he turns back to us, and he's like, hey, I just want to give you a heads up. I brought a sign, and I'm trying to get on tv. I hope I'm not gonna bother you. He was probably in his, like, 50s. So this is him. So, yeah, playoff victor. Flew from Hawaii, had this whole grand play. He's like, I'm gonna get on tv. If we win, I'm gonna go over to the NBC set. I'm gonna get all the way down to the field and get on tv. And I was like, all right, whatever. Like, I'm not going to. You're not going to get in a fight with the guy you're sitting in front of before the game even starts. So we were like, let's feel it out. He did put up the sign when the ball was in the air in the first quarter, like, directly in our face so we couldn't see what happened. And we're like, all right, this could be a problem. Sign guy forgot about bear weather because I have never seen someone get their ass kicked by the cold more than this gentleman from Hawaii, who I felt bad for the end. He was vibrating the entire second half. He couldn't. He didn't bring the sign back out after this, after halftime, because he was so cold. He went, what he's wearing right now, if you can go to Eddie's tweet. He went at halftime to the. To the NFL shop and bought an extra sweatshirt. Cause he was so fucking cold.

[Stephen]

He's not wearing a coat.

[Big Cat]

He's not wearing a coat.

[Stephen]

He's wearing thin packies.

[Big Cat]

He didn't make a noise the second half, he was so cold. There's never been a human being more cold. Look, see, that was the shirt he was wearing the first half. That was what he was wearing in the first half.

[Brandon]

He was wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then he went and got a bear sweatshirt because he was so cold. And he just. I don't think he cheered. I don't. Like, he was just devastated by the cold.

[Mackenzie]

It. Was he a Bears fan?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, he was a Bears fan. Yeah. He was so pumped. Look at his face in that picture of the. That I took. Like, he can't move. You've never seen anyone colder. He was the most cold person on planet Earth yesterday. Like, I hope he's okay.

[Kyle]

Put that.

[Danny]

Why can't they put that?

[Big Cat]

Look at him. It's like this is like in the fourth quarter of a big time playoff game with the. This suspenseful and he's just. I. And I felt bad because I said, hey man, can I get a picture of your sign? And he like slowly got up and unfurled it and was like, here you go. Can I go back to my cocoon of just being so cold? Yeah, he got, he got his ass kicked by the weather.

[Danny]

The sign.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. 2C.

[Danny]

Yeah, he wrote, he had symbols on there. He wrote a bear. Yeah, he wrote a palm tree. Something else. And then he had a down arrow.

[Mackenzie]

Bear down.

[Danny]

Okay, that answers that question.

[Big Cat]

Listen, I'm not, I'm not here to play Monday morning quarterback, but I feel like if you fly him from Hawaii with a sign, you gotta have some like different colors in there. Gotta put some teal in there.

[Kyle]

Glitter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Some orange ca. Bears playoff.

[Big Cat]

Like I need that palm tree green aerial font. Right?

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Impact.

[Big Cat]

It was just great. Cuz I didn't even know this like still existed. Like being like, I'm going to this game. I have to get my sign on tv.

[Mackenzie]

This is a thing in the NBA. And Shay, you're. You watch more NBA than I do. So maybe you see this more than I do, but you can speak on it. I mean, but people make these signs of like, I traveled this far. I see it all the time on like every NBA. Instagram is like these people traveled from Denmark just to watch.

[TJ]

So there's, there's a reason that then.

[Mackenzie]

They'Ll pick like a random NBA player.

[Brandon]

That'S like the most random person you can ever imagine.

[TJ]

Have a Kevin Love very recently where what they do is they'll go court side for shooter end warm ups. So if you're, you know, Kevin Love and you're whatever this is for him or A big. There's some guy from, I think, like Korea or South Korea that flies. See Russell Westbrook all the time. And he's always got Russell Westbrook here. Whatever new team he's on, you go down and you're there for shoot around. So nobody's around. And you're, you know, fighting the front row, basically. If that guy is in, you know, whatever section you were, it wasn't directly on the field. And he does. It's not specified to anyone. He's got no chance but that in that guy's offense. He probably doesn't own a jacket if he lives in Hawaii.

[Big Cat]

No. And he was staying till Tuesday. I asked him. I was like, dude, that's a bad idea. The worst bad idea.

[Kyle]

Life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Cut out individual letters and glue them on.

[Danny]

Or.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. That sign was everything to him. And he just. He had no willpower. He had no. Nothing left in his body to hold. The sign.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, it wasn't a good sign.

[Big Cat]

It was sad.

[Kyle]

Completely honest guy who's like, I could show him for two.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, dude. He was so. We were in the 200 level. Every time there was a timeout, the. You know, there's like a camera on the field getting the front row. He was just screaming at the top of his lungs, hey, my sign.

[Brandon]

So was he.

[Big Cat]

This is all again first half. Because then he just shut up. He did not say a word.

[Brandon]

His end goal was television, though. That was what he wanted, television.

[Kyle]

He's. That. He's here till Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

Till Tuesday.

[Kyle]

That's probably Bears in Waikiki now. He could have just met them if he stayed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Way easier.

[Big Cat]

Way easier. But, yeah, that was something we went to. We went to the Nick tailgate. It was fun. All the Knicks. All the tailgate Knicks went. They were all there to the game. So it was like. It was like a beautiful, like, reunion.

[Brandon]

I had a dude DM me. He bumped into number eight, and he was like, I'm. I'm with number eight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. They kept on introducing himself as Nick, too. It was great.

[TJ]

I love that.

[Brandon]

He looked great.

[Danny]

My next door neighbor is cous. Cousins with the hot guy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Danny]

The neighbor that came that waited for you guys? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Or when you came to my house.

[Big Cat]

It's great.

[Danny]

His first cousin.

[Stephen]

Yeah, my cousin Sean texted me. He's like, I went to Dayton with the winner.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I said, he's a great guy.

[Brandon]

So what are you doing to beat the White Che allegations?

[Big Cat]

What do you mean, White Che? Yeah, that's. Come on. That's. The haters.

[TJ]

I don't think that's glass.

[Brandon]

Put glasses on them, teach.

[Big Cat]

That's the haters.

[TJ]

I'm not wearing glasses right now.

[Danny]

I got your ass, bang face.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was a very fun tailgate. I also, like, I was just inviting my friends and everyone just was showing up and being like, thanks so much for inviting me. And I was like, I do. It's not my tailgate. It was bump.

[Kyle]

Is it the next.

[Big Cat]

It was the Knicks. Yeah, well, they're the best.

[Danny]

You forget that, though. What, you found a hotter guy?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah. This might just be my thing now.

[Tate]

On.

[Big Cat]

On Friday, I went to dinner with my wife.

[Brandon]

Gotta be a word for that.

[Big Cat]

As I was walking out, a guy was like, what's up, big cat? And fist bump me. And he was the hottest guy I've ever seen in my life. And I might have to track.

[Danny]

You can't find the hottest guy of your life twice in one week.

[Stephen]

I. I Did your wife agree this time?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she did. She was like, oh, yeah, he was hot. Yeah. I feel like that's a good sign of a marriage where, like, both sides can be like, that's a hot guy. Yeah, I. I agree.

[Mackenzie]

If it's like once every three months.

[Big Cat]

No, I think it's my new thing.

[Brandon]

Just every once every time.

[Mackenzie]

Every day.

[Brandon]

Every once a day.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Have you ever thought about, like, you would get some primo if you were tr. Never thought about the press.

[Danny]

Good point.

[Kyle]

If anything, it would be awesome for your pride.

[Big Cat]

Let's get the primo. Yeah. Oh, man. It was funny though. And yeah, the. The Knicks were. Were very gracious. So. They loved it. They thought they all watched it back. They said they loved how the act went. Even number. Even. Ruckers talked to him for a while. Yeah, he's like, I knew what was ha. I knew. He's like, I worn my wife before. I was like, I'm going into this one. It's not going to go great for me. So. That guy was awesome. I think he's number six, maybe.

[Mackenzie]

Six.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He had a great, great personality.

[Shay]

I hope they all just start referring to each other by their numbers.

[Brandon]

I just want to. I need them to be recurring characters of just a tailgate in the background of a video.

[Big Cat]

It was. I mean, it was so funny how. How they just seamlessly went into what we did perfectly.

[Brandon]

We set them free.

[Big Cat]

There was no questions or anything. They're just like, yeah, we're just doing this. We're tailgating. That know.

[Brandon]

It was so organic and natural.

[Shay]

Tailgate flash mob.

[Stephen]

I like. I got dms cuz couples yak together, they'll like watch yak together. And I got lady yers dming me. Their guys close to the like right up against the tv also trying to pick which was the hottest. They're like, she's getting really into it.

[Big Cat]

I love it. Oh, so good. But yeah, it was not the best ending. Great season, Danny. How was the cave? I heard there was. There was some, some, some issues. Some, some. Some scuttlebutt going on in the cave.

[Shay]

Oh, yeah. Stephen, as to be expected, had what part of his parlay? He had like a puka rush. Puka carry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I, I told people before the fun bet for this game is gonna be pukka rushing yards. So I gave it out.

[Big Cat]

And Steven loves to say the words fun bet. And they're never.

[TJ]

This was like Saturday night.

[Big Cat]

You know what our fun bet was on Saturday night?

[TJ]

That was bad.

[Big Cat]

It was for. For there to be at least one quarter with. Do you know how not fun that is?

[Brandon]

Let's root for that.

[Big Cat]

When, when, when, when, when Rashid Shahid returns the opening kickoff for a touchdown and you can't cheer because you're like, well, there goes a quarter. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Fun. I think that's fun.

[Mackenzie]

For funsies.

[Big Cat]

For funsies. So this was your bet?

[TJ]

This was the bet. So he got a carry. Well, so you're. It could happen at any point in the game when the Rams have the ball and he got a carry.

[Big Cat]

Explaining that to us.

[TJ]

Well, he got a carry in the. On fourth and one actually, to get two yards. It gave him a first down, but it pretty much seemed like the bet was dead after that. But then in overtime, Max was like, oh, we could actually get it here. So I gave it out to Max and pft and they're next to me and we were talking about it and then, yeah, inconsequential play. It was like first and 10 on the 22. I get overtime.

[Tate]

Whoa, whoa.

[Big Cat]

But inconsequential play. This was directly after the Bears threw. Caleb Blooms threw an interception in overtime when they were 15 yards away from kicking a field goal to go to the NFC Championship game.

[Danny]

Yep, sure.

[Big Cat]

I think that's some important contest.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Can any play be inconsequential in overtime?

[Big Cat]

Playoff overtime game.

[TJ]

This was a three to four yard rush.

[Big Cat]

This wasn't the first quarter.

[TJ]

The Bears fans had no issue with it.

[Big Cat]

I'm just saying. No, I'm just saying, given the context, because you're. You're diminishing the moment. It was a pretty big. It's overtime and you just had a back breaking interception.

[TJ]

Yes. There's probably about three to four minutes real time in between that play in the next.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[TJ]

Like it's, you know, five seconds later and if you're a Bears fan and it's like, hey, the Rams are gonna run the ball for three or four yards, you're probably like, okay, that's fine. Go ahead. Like I don't think that that's like, oh, that just cost us our season. Like that's a, it's a whatever play and we were excited about it. And if you look at that like more. Yes, I was excited. I. Because you know my ass is in the jackpot because I gave that out and that looks like a play. The clip.

[Big Cat]

Tj, People can judge. I actually don't care, Stephen, because like I did like Dave sent it to me right after, which I didn't appreciate. But I'm like, I don't. I can't even get, I can't even get the energy to fight it. But it was a ridiculous clip.

[TJ]

I would have done that. If you and Eddie and I understand.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that and I would have probably been mad shot. Play here again. This is overtime. Right after the Bears have a back breaking interception. That pretty much ends their season.

[TJ]

He needs two, he needs two rushing yards.

[Big Cat]

Again, pretty much ends their season. Overtime, playoff football.

[Danny]

Take a shot.

[Kyle]

Play here.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh, oh. Oh no. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Okay.

[TJ]

So Max and PS Are giving me all game because they're like this is not going to hit after I made no carry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I, I feel like saying that they didn't care is maybe not exactly accurate. They didn't look super happy.

[TJ]

They the whole game. Like even Max calling like puka rush time. So everyone was aware that that was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I, I, yeah, it was just, it was a funny clip given the context of.

[Kyle]

And you're offense, like you kept it civil right behind stand up and scream, oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It would have been different.

[Shay]

It was just like let's go.

[Danny]

Instead of yeah, oh yeah.

[Brandon]

And you won 100 bucks.

[Big Cat]

I actually disagree with you for 100 bucks. Hold on. I actually disagree with Dave on this.

[TJ]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Big Cat]

That's a pretty big bet for Steven.

[Danny]

That's a, that's a normal unit Shame.

[TJ]

That's a, that's a normal NFL Sunday unit. It's not, it's not a big bet. It's not a small bet. It's a regular NFL.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we can't unit Shame.

[TJ]

Yeah. I'm not betting. You know, he bet $50,000 in the past. I can't bet $50,000, so. Sorry.

[Big Cat]

Well, you can.

[TJ]

I actually don't think I can. Or I guess.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

Steven?

[Big Cat]

Yeah? Sell your car.

[Danny]

Is it in collection still?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

How was everyone else's weekend?

[Brandon]

Brandon gave me his Blackhawks tickets. Very nice of you.

[Big Cat]

Huge.

[Brandon]

But I think you. I think you used me.

[Danny]

How?

[Brandon]

You offered me the Blackhawks tickets, and you were like, you have to snag me the Duncan Keith bobblehead.

[Danny]

Did you get it?

[Brandon]

I got there 30 minutes early. They were gone.

[Danny]

See? I know. I knew you wouldn't fucking get it.

[Kyle]

You used him as a TaskRabbit to get your little bobblehead.

[Danny]

I said one of them. There were two tickets.

[Big Cat]

And the story here is that you gave him your Blackhawks tickets.

[Danny]

I gave him my Blackhawks.

[Brandon]

I didn't get you your bobblehead.

[Big Cat]

That's the story.

[Brandon]

It didn't look very good anyway. But it was an awesome night to go.

[Danny]

I gave you Dan's.

[Brandon]

They had all they had. They had the. The team come back. The dynasties.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was. It looked awesome.

[Brandon]

Stanley cup was there.

[Danny]

I was. I was at home Saturday, and it was one of those days. My kid was a little sick, and he didn't feel like going. But it snowed lightly all day, and all day, you could just sit in the window and look outside, and it's just snowing. And it felt like. I just can't. I'm not gonna fight. I'm not gonna, like, call somebody else. Do you want to go or anything? Kid was sick, so I just gave him to Nick. And I told you I was gonna.

[Tate]

You did that?

[Brandon]

Kfc when it's snowing, it looks like a Norman Rockwell pack.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

The glow. I sent you a glow for the.

[Big Cat]

Neon sign, and I.

[Brandon]

You sent me a beautiful photo over a video pond.

[Danny]

It's a Lake. At 30 acres, it becomes a lake.

[Big Cat]

It's beautiful.

[Danny]

It's all frozen now, except for the part that isn't cars.

[Big Cat]

It's like. It's no different than looking out at the Rockies.

[Danny]

It's. Guys, you can't. I got a nice spot.

[Brandon]

You have a nice smell. You have a beautiful home.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Fried chicken smells really, really offensive.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Danny]

Really bad smells.

[Stephen]

Well, with the snow, three hours away.

[Brandon]

From the office, as long as the.

[Mackenzie]

Semis aren't laying on their horn, it's a nice peaceful.

[Danny]

It was a beautiful peaceful. Don't Go anywhere day. My wife made a chili.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Danny]

Which I usually get angry because I make the chili, but she made a.

[Brandon]

Good chili house jam packed with other men's signatures. Three kids that love you to death.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Chili farts.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Hey, Brandon. You've had 36 hours.

[Danny]

Yeah. I got nothing for the wheel. I got nothing.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

I lost the motivation. I got done here.

[Big Cat]

What happened last.

[Danny]

Let me tell you. I got done here. I'm leaving. And within 15 minutes, I had like 5 DMS calling my kids our words. So what?

[Tate]

Come on.

[Brandon]

Get rid of the wet wheel.

[Big Cat]

You could come up with something with your own brain. This is my problem.

[Danny]

No, I'm just telling you I lost the motivation. It's the Yak fans don't appear to want it.

[Big Cat]

There's the worst in life is when someone complains but doesn't have a solution.

[Danny]

My. The Yak fans told me they. From the feedback I got, they're like, don't fuck with it.

[Brandon]

I think the vocal people maybe like it, but I bet you the majority.

[Danny]

Well, the majority. I had one idea, but it was just a spite idea and I didn't want to change it to just to make it have some steaks. Just the one time. Change that wet space to a dry space. Oh, D R Y all caps and we spin. We eliminate all the way to one person and that's the only person in the room that stays dry.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so now I like that you made the.

[Danny]

I want to do a little immersion therapy for the rest of y' all who fought back on me every single time when I'm like, we should get rid of that. We should get rid of a stupid. And in private, all of you agree with me. But then we bring it to the public.

[Mackenzie]

You all cow and what you do now?

[Danny]

Now I'm doing it now.

[Mackenzie]

You not understand the. The hilarity of this. Yeah, you just lean forward and started yelling. That's what makes it funny.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'll be brave. I don't like getting wet in all my clothes.

[Big Cat]

I don't either.

[Danny]

Let's. Let's. Let's together revamp it.

[Mikey]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

What if we got a sauna and we made sweat dry? Super dry.

[Danny]

As dry as possible.

[Big Cat]

As dry as dry could be.

[Danny]

That might kill me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, what do you got, Chase? Sounds like you got something. Looks like you got something I don't want.

[TJ]

It might be. It might be more annoying.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's get it.

[TJ]

What if we turn it into sweat? You have to. You have to do anything in as long as it takes to sweat.

[Big Cat]

That's just wet. But it could just be a couple.

[Mackenzie]

That'S wet with an S. I don't sweat.

[TJ]

You don't sweat?

[Danny]

No.

[Stephen]

And, like, the show would have to keep going while I tried to sweat.

[Danny]

I think that's why I get dehydrated. I don't sweat.

[Brandon]

Wouldn't that work out?

[Danny]

There's a tie in. I'm chronically dehydrated. Therefore, I don't sweat.

[Shay]

Well, have you worked out?

[Danny]

Yeah, I don't sweat.

[Stephen]

You'd be like a dog.

[Big Cat]

What about when you're out?

[Brandon]

Oh, you can't be out in the sun long enough. Right. Damn.

[Shay]

We gotta make you sweat.

[Big Cat]

We gotta think about this.

[Danny]

Let's all just together over the next week or two. Just work together and revamp it. Okay?

[Big Cat]

We already found a little kid's toy.

[Danny]

Well, not all of us did.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Mikey.

[Danny]

Beth.

[Big Cat]

Wait.

[Danny]

Did he.

[Big Cat]

It. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but there's. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Oh, that's what that was for.

[Kyle]

Twist.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there is.

[Mackenzie]

What?

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

Pretty much had a threesome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, wait.

[Danny]

Don't.

[Kyle]

Don't let him tell the story. He.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[TJ]

How many hours after that after the Bears losses that I go soon?

[Danny]

An hour. Yeah, that wasn't much.

[Big Cat]

Two hours.

[Brandon]

Tugging it after a playoff loss is an egregious fan behavior.

[Danny]

I don't know that I agree with that.

[Big Cat]

What about tugging it after you get Puka? Nakua four rushing yard.

[Danny]

Oh, you have to.

[TJ]

Fair play.

[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

We.

[Big Cat]

We spent all week rooting for bear weather, and now after a loss, the bear weather's still here.

[Brandon]

Feels like negative 13. Yeah, that doesn't Feel good at all.

[Big Cat]

It was so cold at the game. Zach, I think Zach doesn't have his feet anymore. He said he turned to me. He's like, I left my feet at the tailgate. I haven't felt him since then.

[Brandon]

He's not used to that weather whatsoever.

[Big Cat]

He's wearing, like, regular shoes.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you can't.

[Big Cat]

Sneakers.

[Brandon]

You can't. That's bad.

[Danny]

One pair of socks.

[Big Cat]

I don't know how many pairs he had.

[Brandon]

Did you see Dante just interviewed the teen mom that's running for mayor?

[Stephen]

Farah?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Oh, I follow them. Religious.

[Brandon]

I'm really, really excited.

[Kyle]

Wait, Farah Abraham?

[Stephen]

Yes. But she got. She didn't realize. She thought that was happening, like, now. She didn't realize it's every few years. So she announced this big run for mayor, but it's actually not happening.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's four years.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, I'm gonna be mayor. And they're like, in 2020. Oh, my God, I can't wait.

[Brandon]

She thought all mayoral elections were happening with at the same time. So she was like, yeah, Spencer Pratt's running in Los Angeles. I'm running in Austin. And they were like, well, yeah, they broke it to her on tmz. Yeah, la's is this year. Austin's is not for two. You what?

[Mikey]

I thought she died.

[Stephen]

No, no, she's running for me. She's doing well. Her baby dad died. That's a long time ago.

[Mikey]

Never mind.

[Kyle]

She's running on me for the mayor.

[Mackenzie]

Of what city?

[Brandon]

Austin. Austin, Texas.

[Big Cat]

Austin.

[Danny]

Pretty big city.

[Kyle]

That's a big one. I don't think she can win that one. Try Mingo Junction, Ohio. She is.

[Shay]

Mikey.

[Big Cat]

Hey, customer.

[Danny]

What do you say?

[Big Cat]

She's what?

[Kyle]

She's had some.

[Mackenzie]

She's a.

[Kyle]

She's filthy.

[Stephen]

But she's a supportive mom. She's letting her daughter be super goth.

[Big Cat]

She's done super goth porn.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I thought. No, not just because of the porn.

[Stephen]

She had a DVD, BackDoor Teen mom, but that's in her past. She's turned a new leaf.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Mackenzie]

And you know all this through.

[Stephen]

I'm a teen mom. I religiously. I follow them all. I've watched every episode. Teen Mom's like my. If I did the dozen, I had, like, a niche category be Teen Mom. It'd be. She would always make the crew use a porta potty outside her house instead of. They weren't allowed to use her bathroom during filming and stuff. She's like, crazy. But she had a tough upbring. Her mom's nuts.

[Kyle]

Too.

[Stephen]

Carry on.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Mikey.

[Tate]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

It's a tough day.

[Mikey]

Yeah. That was tough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Sucks the ramen.

[Mikey]

I think we still got to do it.

[Big Cat]

We stick with the ramen.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

Tradition.

[Big Cat]

Thank you for the. For the camo gear.

[Shay]

It was very warm.

[Mikey]

Yeah, I told you. Kept it warm, right?

[Big Cat]

The legs.

[Mikey]

Yeah, the legs.

[Big Cat]

The legs were the only thing that was warm.

[Mikey]

You needed the jacket.

[Big Cat]

I know. Sorry. Taking the jacket.

[Mikey]

Next time.

[Big Cat]

How was it after the game?

[Mikey]

Yeah, it was depressing. I drove Danny home, and then we. I think we sat in silence driving home.

[Brandon]

Did Che celebrating bother you?

[Mikey]

Yeah, but also chase my, like, my craps partner at the casino, so I. I don't want to step out of line.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that makes sense. You know what I mean?

[Danny]

Bond that can't be broken.

[Big Cat]

Can literally do no wrong.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

My guy. You don't want to lose your craps partner.

[Mikey]

Who. Who else would.

[Big Cat]

I play crafts. Right, right.

[Danny]

Good point. How often do you two go to the casino to play craps?

[Mikey]

I think we've been there twice now.

[Danny]

Oh, amazing.

[Brandon]

More than I would have guessed.

[Mikey]

Yeah, Twice.

[Big Cat]

What a duo.

[Mikey]

Yeah, It's a fun time. Always with him.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What a duo. All right, so then you.

[Mikey]

I went home, and then I brought. So that. The water tube thing. I left it in my car, and it was really cold, which ended up working out because it was a cool feeling.

[Brandon]

What I did.

[Mikey]

And this is gonna sound. It's. It's a review, so I'm just gonna be 100.

[Big Cat]

Did you do a review? I mean, listen, you watched another man lick come off his.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Belly. So you've done reviews?

[Mackenzie]

You like the cold?

[Kyle]

This.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I did.

[Kyle]

Felt good.

[Mikey]

The cold felt great. I.

[Mackenzie]

Interesting.

[Mikey]

I had my.

[Brandon]

That's, like, not the natural state of a vagina.

[Mikey]

I know.

[Big Cat]

It was necrophilia.

[Mikey]

It was something different.

[Big Cat]

It was.

[Mikey]

It was pretty cool.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm not.

[Mikey]

My wife.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, dude, you are.

[Mikey]

No, I promise.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Mikey]

My wife was like, what are you doing? And I was like, well, I told you, I have to go jerk off with this thing. And then she's like, that's so gross. Like, why are you gonna go jerk off with that thing? And I said, you could do it. You know, like, I don't have to do it. So she said, okay. So it got hard, and.

[Danny]

Time out.

[Big Cat]

This. This makes me, like, saying guys are hot seem like nothing within my marriage. What I'm saying, like, I've been on a streak of just saying guys are hot. And, like, I feel like I'm in a Way better standing with my own wife than you having your wife.

[Mikey]

No, I think.

[Kyle]

I think the opposite.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that's true. Yeah, keep going. No, I think it was.

[Mikey]

I think it was great. It was. It was.

[Kyle]

She volunteered.

[Brandon]

What did she say she owed you after babysitting?

[Mikey]

Yeah, she basically, like, I had to get hard, and then she rubbed it down and then kept moving it up and down, and then. It was awesome. Dude, I hate to admit that it was awesome, but it was.

[Big Cat]

It was in your face right now.

[Brandon]

Like, was there dialogue between you two as it was happening?

[Mikey]

Yeah, we were, like, giggling. I was like. She's like, this is so weird. I was like, yeah, but some. Somehow, some way, this feels great. And she's like, okay, if it feels.

[Kyle]

Said that just somehow, some way. Did you get you completely naked?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was like, are you gonna do it again?

[Mikey]

I feel like, unless I have to do it for work. Like, I. I don't.

[Brandon]

Did you throw the tube away?

[Mikey]

Yeah, the tubes in the garden.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay, good. Now you completed in the tube.

[Mikey]

No, I did not. I did not complete in the tube.

[TJ]

I.

[Mikey]

We used it for, like, five minutes and tube. Foreplay tube went on the floor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What was the clarity like afterwards? Like, you roll over and you see that laying on the ground.

[Mikey]

We didn't really talk afterwards. I just rolled over and went to bed. So.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

No, I don't know.

[TJ]

It's.

[Brandon]

It.

[Mikey]

I woke up this morning, everything was good. Everything was gravy.

[Brandon]

Oh, she threw away the tube.

[Mikey]

Yeah, she threw away the tube.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

I'm not gonna pick it up, but yeah. Yeah, it was great. I. I can't believe that was a punishment.

[Mackenzie]

It was cold the whole time.

[Mikey]

The tube, it warmed up, so it was like. Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Was it, like, instant feel?

[Mikey]

It was cold.

[Mackenzie]

Did it feel good right away, or did you, like, I guess, warm up?

[Mikey]

It was like getting into an ice bath for the first time. Like, oh, and you get that little shake.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

And then. And then it gets warmer. And then you get used to it. And then we took it off, and then it was super warm.

[Big Cat]

What's good time? What's going through your head?

[Kyle]

KB Your what?

[Brandon]

What?

[Kyle]

What a woman.

[Mikey]

She's great.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

She is the mvp. So it worked out. I didn't know if that was a T code, like, having her do it for me, but it was great.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Actually, that's illegal.

[Danny]

You're gonna. I was. I mean.

[Mikey]

All right.

[Big Cat]

No, yeah.

[Danny]

The challenge.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Was to the water tube, which I. Did you use the water tube as foreplay? To your wife.

[Mikey]

Yeah, I did.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

But I did both, so it counts as both.

[Brandon]

It does.

[Big Cat]

It he.

[Mikey]

It. It's not like I didn't fudge it.

[Big Cat]

We don't know if the water tube did.

[Brandon]

You have to put lubricant.

[Danny]

You got jerked off with the water, didn't.

[Mikey]

I didn't do any lubricant.

[Danny]

What? O.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

Nothing.

[Danny]

How hard was it?

[Brandon]

Was it, like, awkward to get on at first?

[Mikey]

No, the way, like, it was like.

[Kyle]

I don't know how you get it in.

[Mikey]

You just, like, you have to roll. Oh, it's very easy. It's like, put it on your finger. I can show you with my finger.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, show us.

[Mikey]

It's very easy. So you just.

[Kyle]

And then.

[Mikey]

Yeah, that's about it.

[Big Cat]

You were the perfect man for the job.

[Mikey]

Yeah. No, I, I, I don't appreciate it, but thanks.

[Big Cat]

We got, we got our answer that it's, it works.

[Mikey]

It does work, but it's not like. Yeah, I wouldn't. I don't think I'd do it again.

[Mackenzie]

Do you want to. Other cold. I'm fascinated by the cold. Feeling good.

[Mikey]

It's just something different, you know? Like, Just something different. I never thought of, like, putting something cold on it, you know? Never thought of that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, it's.

[Mikey]

Yeah, that's my review. So.

[Big Cat]

So good review.

[Mikey]

Thanks. Yeah, Great review.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Mikey]

I don't think it should be a punishment anymore.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Should be a prize.

[Shay]

Should be a prize.

[Mikey]

I hate admitting that too, but yeah.

[Big Cat]

What are you covered in gasoline right now?

[Mikey]

Yeah. Smell this. Smell my.

[Big Cat]

So what happened? This.

[Danny]

Why wouldn't you.

[Kyle]

I guess a slight hint.

[Mikey]

Yeah, it's wearing off now. Well, I spilled gas all over myself.

[Big Cat]

Spilled gasoline all over myself at the gas station this morning. And now I reek of gas. Tried to spray cologne and it made wreak.

[Mikey]

Yeah, I found out that's not how you spell reek.

[Big Cat]

I'm afraid to use a lighter. It's on my sweater, and I can't take it off either because I'm cold. The fumes are getting to my head.

[Danny]

How far from home were you?

[Mikey]

Like 15 minutes. Okay, so you wanted me to turn around.

[Danny]

Well, if you were five minutes from home. Yes, I did.

[Kyle]

Pulled it from what, like the nozzle?

[Mikey]

Yeah, like, I just pulled it out and it was still coming out and it spilled all over.

[Stephen]

So you have a cologne inhaler and a gasoline hoodie now?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Best worlds.

[Mikey]

Best of both worlds.

[Kyle]

Love it.

[TJ]

There was an Enron. Is that named Lou PI who had a strip Club addiction. And to cover it up, he would go fill up his car with gasoline every day and spill a little bit on himself.

[Brandon]

So what was his name?

[Danny]

Wait.

[TJ]

PI.

[Big Cat]

How do you know this?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you don't. You don't research.

[Brandon]

Hey, that's the last thing I would expect you to know.

[TJ]

I saw a movie called Enron, The Smartest Guys in the Room when I was in high school, and that fact always stuck with me.

[Mikey]

So he would spill gas on himself after going to the strip club to cover it up from his wife?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So it wouldn't.

[Danny]

I had pie spelled the other way.

[Mackenzie]

Is that link purple?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I just clicked on it once.

[Mikey]

How's this guy not in your top 10, J?

[TJ]

That's a good point. I think he was a bad guy.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Danny]

Ah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. Well, good job, Mikey.

[Mikey]

Thanks, guys. I appreciate it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And see you guys later. This was the second.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Mikey bust experiment.

[Mikey]

We have practice that too.

[Big Cat]

Practice it.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

It's gonna be serious.

[Kyle]

What?

[Mikey]

My wife has a showing. She's a realtor.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

At.

[Mikey]

I have to be home by 4 to watch the kid.

[Big Cat]

You got a babysitt? I got a baby.

[Brandon]

Is she giving you a little bit of money or something?

[Tate]

No.

[Mikey]

I got to do this shit for free.

[Big Cat]

She buying you a pizza?

[Mikey]

I could probably get a pizza out of this. Okay, so I might not be. I could maybe the first 30 minutes. It takes me an hour and a.

[Brandon]

Half to get home.

[Kyle]

Or is he gonna be playing in the game?

[Big Cat]

I want. You got to get home. That's okay. You have an excuse. Absence.

[Mikey]

Okay.

[Stephen]

All right.

[Mikey]

Cool.

[Danny]

Thanks.

[Brandon]

Appreciate it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We're run.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, no.

[Shay]

All right.

[Big Cat]

We're running.

[Mikey]

See you guys.

[Big Cat]

We're running. The boys are running.

[Danny]

We're running.

[Big Cat]

Sad practice.

[Kyle]

Counterproductive.

[Big Cat]

No, we have to get our conditioning.

[Mackenzie]

You don't.

[Brandon]

Just. Can you get your condition?

[Danny]

Please let it be bulls.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what was that?

[Danny]

It's gotta be bulls.

[Big Cat]

It's over. I must choose my next path.

[Danny]

Ain't no way. We need you in politics.

[TJ]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's going to be a hell of a practice.

[Kyle]

So what do we got? Who's on the new players?

[Big Cat]

I told everyone in the office who plays pickup to come out for a scrimmage after. And then if anyone pops, we're gonna. We're gonna add them to the roster.

[Danny]

But wait. Titus is the guy that everybody's been wanting to get to play. And if he.

[Big Cat]

Titus has an opening.

[Danny]

Not gonna make him run.

[Big Cat]

No, he. I don't know if he's gonna Be at the practice.

[Danny]

Yeah, we'll see.

[Mackenzie]

It's up in the.

[Big Cat]

If he wants to be at the practice, he's. He's invited on the team. He also doesn't have to practice.

[Danny]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

He can just show up.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

To the game. We have a spot for him. We have one play. We're gonna run one play. We're just gonna run it to death.

[Mackenzie]

We're gonna say what it is.

[Big Cat]

It's just a simple try to get a post. Look, if not pick and roll, but everything's gonna go. Everything's gonna try to get a one play. It's one play. I don't know if our team has the capacity to hold two plays in their head.

[Danny]

Just, you know, flip that on the other side. You got two.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You can move people around, but it's just going to be trying to get Rick the ball.

[Shay]

So.

[Big Cat]

Can't pick and roll.

[Shay]

Is no one safe right now? It's like a new start. Even the people who are already on.

[Big Cat]

The team will be judging effort at this practice.

[Brandon]

When is the game?

[Big Cat]

Wednesday night.

[Brandon]

When's Rick getting back from Miami?

[Big Cat]

Tuesday, I think.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

I think we're going to zoom the guys. When Danny boy Kane arrives this flight, get off his flight?

[Tate]

Got off.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Those tickets are super bowl tickets.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's insane.

[Danny]

A combination of a team that's never been there plus a home team. It's. It's pretty.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Danny]

So didn't put him in first class the Y. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Eagles landed. There he is. Welcome to Miami, baby. Thank you.

[Danny]

How we feeling?

[Tate]

Feeling good.

[Big Cat]

How'd you get.

[Danny]

How'd you get.

[Tate]

You just arrived here?

[Danny]

Yeah, I came in and told him.

[Kyle]

I was here to pick you up.

[Big Cat]

They allow you to do that?

[Danny]

I told him it was Danny boy Kane. No kidding.

[Big Cat]

Usually they have to go to security with that.

[Danny]

Give me a score prediction, Danny.

[Tate]

27. 23 canes.

[Big Cat]

Wait, where's Daniel and Kane live?

[Danny]

That's what I.

[Brandon]

Would have guessed. Miami.

[Big Cat]

No, he lives in Tampa.

[Kyle]

Baltimore.

[Big Cat]

He was in Baltimore and then he was. He lives in Tampa, though.

[Danny]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Do you not ask me how, but I made it through security without a ticket? Fort Lauderdale International Airport.

[Danny]

Okay. I've got to know how.

[Brandon]

He said don't ask.

[Big Cat]

We're going to have to ask. That's incredible.

[Brandon]

That shouldn't be. That's.

[Mackenzie]

Somebody's going to go. That's illegal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but the boys are going. The boys have tickets downloaded on their phone, ready to go.

[Danny]

Tape bought a Ticket. Right. He had to buy a ticket.

[Brandon]

I think he bought it.

[Big Cat]

Maybe it could be cheap ones.

[Danny]

Yeah. So cheap flight anywhere.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Also, Katie gets friends with Cooper De Jean.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I saw the picture.

[Mackenzie]

Football.

[Big Cat]

One thing you like.

[Kyle]

It's a brother shot.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Shocks you and I. Basketball is probably similar. Mark you. You can speak to it. Although it's obviously smaller rosters. If you play college football for four years, you know every single person who's ever played football in America.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's insane. Like every guy who's at any program, you're like, oh, yeah, he was my coach for a year or yeah, he was coaching with this other guy. Caleb used to impress me with that where like we would be like traveling. He'd be like, oh, you need a hookup here. Like one of the head coach at Baylor was a grad assistant my first year.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's like, what. Okay.

[Mackenzie]

And I'm getting to the age now where like guys who are managers when I was on the team are now coaching places.

[Big Cat]

Right. And then they all have a coach.

[Mackenzie]

Not even just the coaches that I played for. It's now like the guys that I.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Mackenzie]

Playing with or.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's a crazy connection.

[Kyle]

Insane permutations of colleges.

[Big Cat]

Well, and also because of the transfer now I bet you it's. I don't know how Kick knows Cooper Jean, but if you like if I threw out maybe a guess. It's like one guy played with Kick, then transferred to Iowa.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And like they were friends.

[Stephen]

You do like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Any football player. Right, right, right.

[Big Cat]

Look at nuts. It's good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I should. All the kids out there, if you want to have a good connections in Life, just play D1 football major program.

[Stephen]

Easy peasy.

[Big Cat]

Just. Just do that and you'll know a lot of people for the rest of your life.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

They were on a boat together.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

They probably like, oh man, he was out last night situation. He had 30 beers and martinis combined on the boat at dinner and at the club. Oh boy. This is. This makes me nervous for Indiana. This has Max super bowl pre celebration.

[Brandon]

Did Matt. Yeah. Max drank champagne the night before, lost his phone.

[Big Cat]

The day of the super bowl he had no phone. It's with the tickets on the phone too.

[TJ]

Didn't Tate also report K. Dick only ate pistachios yesterday morning?

[Big Cat]

Oof.

[Brandon]

I have no idea.

[Big Cat]

The last thing I ate was cashews at 10.30am after that it was all beers. White boy Rick airport Triple Dipper at 2pm Beers and shots Since Danny boy Kane Salisbury steak.

[Brandon]

The video of Rick reacting to the Caleb Williams Hail Mary was pretty crazy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, let me see. Was so cold, the game. I don't. I didn't. I, like, would pull out my phone and then my hands would get so cold that I, like, didn't even tweak because I was just.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Not worth it.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Have you. Have you released your pick?

[Danny]

Oh, here we go. Season's over.

[Shay]

Season's over.

[Brandon]

It's crazy.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's insane. There was multiple guys I met at tailgate who were getting on a 5am flight to go to Miami. Jesus.

[Kyle]

Oh, from the. From the game?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, from the Bears game to tailgate.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Stephen]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna be locked in for the national title tomorrow.

[Brandon]

I promise.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna lock in, but. Holy, that was devastating. Look at that tummy. Rubbing it in good shape too. Have you released your pick?

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

Can you release it?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

You don't have a pick.

[Big Cat]

Give us a pick, Brandon.

[Danny]

I don't have.

[Big Cat]

Waiting.

[Danny]

I'm done doubting Indiana, but I think Miami is the perfect team to beat him. I'm a game time decision. I don't know. I have no idea.

[Mackenzie]

Sounds like you want to say Miami.

[Danny]

My head says Miami.

[Mackenzie]

You want to say Miami, but you're scared.

[Danny]

My. My head says Miami.

[Brandon]

So what says defensive line, offensive line?

[Danny]

The. My eyeballs that have seen Indiana just steamroll people.

[Mackenzie]

Why don't your eyeballs connect? Your head.

[Brandon]

They never have your head on your eyeballs.

[Danny]

It's two different compartmentalization places. I don't know what you would call.

[Brandon]

Your eyeballs this time.

[Big Cat]

I feel like you're gonna bet Miami and you're gonna maybe regret it.

[Danny]

That's what I'm. Well, you know what the. The thing I'm most scared of spending Miami plus seven and a half and it's 21 nothing with five minutes to go in the first quarter. And I can see that happening.

[Kyle]

I can see Indiana being up 35, 7. Everyone's like, what a snoozer of a game.

[Danny]

Every single national title game since 2018 has been a snoozer. But we are due. We're due.

[Kyle]

But I'm saying it shouldn't be a snoozer what Indiana has done right.

[Big Cat]

Can I throw out an idea that might be stupid?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

What about. Well, no. This is stupid betting Miami plus seven and a half, but then betting, like, Indiana minus, like, 17.

[Danny]

So Blutman told me that this morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I guess you'd rather do Miami.

[Danny]

Money line you're not getting. You go all the way up to like 23 and a half. Or Indiana, it's like minus 350 or something. Plus 350 or plus for 350. Yeah, it's not, it's not as.

[Big Cat]

It's not as good as you, it's.

[Danny]

Not as rich as you want it to be.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know. I'll decide. I'll. I'll have a little afternoon nap and then I'll. Then I'll be able to figure it out. I'll have post nap clarity. That'll be before between my afternoon nap and my pre game nap.

[Mackenzie]

About half time of the game I'll have it. You'll have a sense.

[Danny]

I mean stay waiting and live betting is a strategy too.

[Brandon]

Are you going to sleep in the office tonight?

[Danny]

Yeah, I'm staying here tonight.

[Brandon]

Why don't you get a hotel house?

[Danny]

No, thank you.

[Big Cat]

You sure?

[Danny]

I'm sure.

[Brandon]

Why?

[Danny]

Cuz he has to leave in the morning to come here for wub. I'd rather just sleep straight through to like 8 o' clock on the couch.

[Mackenzie]

And why don't you get a hotel?

[Brandon]

Hotel?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

You spend. You. You'd buy. Get a hotel.

[Danny]

Why, why you.

[Brandon]

I owe you a gift. Do you want me to get you a hotel tonight?

[Danny]

No, I don't want you. I think barstool will get me a hotel.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll talk to Monday night in January in Chicago. The hotels cannot be that expensive.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'll talk to. I'll talk to Caitlin.

[Big Cat]

Probably 150.

[Danny]

I'll talk to Caitlin about it. I'll talk to Caitlyn about it.

[Brandon]

Get a massage too?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Have you ever gotten one?

[Danny]

Not from Caitlyn, no.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon]

Ask her for a hotel and a massage. Little sis, can you do the Flavortown read?

[Danny]

Yeah, man, come on, you kidding? The playoffs are here. It's time to raise your game. What's that coming down the tunnel? It's Guy Fieri's Flavortown sauces. Just in time to help your tailgate and pregame hit different. Just like the national title game. Tonight's an amazing matchup. We want to talk about some amazing sauces that will pair perfectly with your next meal. Guy Fieri's Flavortown sauces slather on the bold flavors and elevate your game. You can't bring that weak stuff. It's the playoffs. That's why you bring the Big guns with Guy Fieri's Flavortown sauces. This time of year demands bold flavors. Flavortown just hits different sauces and seasonings for a flavor blitz directly delivered directly to your dome. Personally, I love a chicken wing right off the grill slathered in OG Buffalo sauce. Or a nice rack of ribs slathered in smoking hickory barbecue sauce. When game day is on the line, you got to have the flavor that brings it. Grab Flavortown sauces and seasonings wherever you get your groceries. You must take these sauces to the house. You can grab them wherever you get groceries. Flavortown sauces, they just hit different.

[Mackenzie]

Has anyone talked to Mackenzie today? Oh, all right.

[Danny]

That fucking woman that had an opinion about sports?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

How dare she?

[Big Cat]

She got roasted, huh?

[Danny]

Yeah, she got cooked.

[Mackenzie]

We have proof of life with her.

[Danny]

I talked to her that she was here like 9 o' clock this morning.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

She seems unfazed.

[Danny]

She was in good spirits.

[Mackenzie]

All right.

[Danny]

Yeah. She was like, whatever. She didn't care.

[Mackenzie]

She doesn't get in the mix like this.

[Danny]

No.

[Mackenzie]

This isn't rare. Yeah. So this had to be a shock to the system a little bit for.

[Danny]

Her, but she's a. She's a Bills and Josh Allen super fan. She loves her guy.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Loves her guy. I'd rather die with no Super Bowls with Josh Allen as my quarterback than ever win a Super Bowl. And it got.

[Big Cat]

You gotta just mute that.

[Danny]

Pretty nasty.

[Big Cat]

What's going on there?

[Danny]

What was that noise?

[Big Cat]

Putman's on his tennis kick.

[Danny]

Why is Spider in a cv?

[Big Cat]

Oh, drone Strike him out.

[Brandon]

Scan his face. There goes your data.

[Big Cat]

Double click or double tap? Is it double tap?

[Danny]

Double tap.

[Big Cat]

Double tap. Jack McCarthy back from his vacation.

[Danny]

Nice. Nice.

[Brandon]

Just in time to go to Turkey.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Mikey Betts smelling like gasoline.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Little toys.

[Danny]

Go home.

[Big Cat]

Tom lays my guy. Tom.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But he wore a white sweater today and spilled coffee immediately on what?

[Big Cat]

See the coffee spill?

[Brandon]

That thing's too crisp. That was a gam.

[Big Cat]

Let's see the coffee spill.

[TJ]

You get it off.

[Stephen]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

You can't wear.

[Big Cat]

That's a great sweater.

[Mikey]

I know.

[Big Cat]

That's a. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, dang, Tommy. He's gonna bring the hair back.

[Stephen]

Is Tom, like, handsome? I'd be a handsome man.

[Big Cat]

I told him I like his. When he gets the wavy hair.

[Stephen]

Yep, he's got good hair. He's got a great voice, too. He's got that menswearhouse voice.

[Brandon]

What voice is that?

[Stephen]

That dude is like, you're gonna like.

[Kyle]

The way you look.

[Stephen]

He's Got that like, really deep. I that up.

[Danny]

Menswear a house.

[Kyle]

You'd that up.

[Stephen]

No, no, I that up.

[Mackenzie]

You don't know that.

[Stephen]

Not Dom yourself.

[Brandon]

They burnt him, right?

[Mackenzie]

The guy at the beard.

[Stephen]

The men's warehouse.

[Tate]

They.

[Stephen]

They treat.

[Big Cat]

You're gonna like the way you look.

[Brandon]

I think ousted him.

[Stephen]

Oh, I hope it wasn't.

[Danny]

Was that Shay?

[Brandon]

That was.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that was Shay.

[Kyle]

Good job.

[Danny]

And I'll do one. Like if they were talking about Gatorade.

[TJ]

Naturally. We call our stuff Gatorade.

[Brandon]

Needed that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that felt good.

[Danny]

Nailed it.

[Big Cat]

That felt good.

[Brandon]

Kyle?

[Kyle]

Yes?

[Brandon]

You have surgery tomorrow.

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, I'm out tomorrow.

[Stephen]

Your burp surgery?

[Big Cat]

How we find out.

[Stephen]

Is that what it is?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

How long are you out for?

[Kyle]

It's just a men's throat injection. It'll be one hour and I'll be back the next day.

[Big Cat]

Men's throat injection. And you're gonna be typical men's throat injection.

[Brandon]

How long do you have to wait until you can start belching?

[Kyle]

I think it opens the floodgates.

[Big Cat]

Can you save your first burp for the yak?

[Kyle]

I don't know how it works. Like, it. There's not a lot of. Oh, very rare procedure. So.

[Big Cat]

So electric. Pray for me, please. So on Wednesday, can you, like, chug a Pepsi on the show?

[Kyle]

That's the plan. Like, I'm, like, gonna have a beer, something.

[Mackenzie]

I can't.

[Big Cat]

Can you do it on the show?

[Danny]

Can we.

[Big Cat]

Can we witness your first chug? I can chuck a save your burp for us.

[Kyle]

Could chug a Pepsi.

[Mackenzie]

It's gonna be historic.

[Big Cat]

You'll save your burp for us? I'm, like, legitimately excited.

[Kyle]

I'm not a burper. What? How does that work?

[Mackenzie]

Do you.

[Kyle]

You have control or.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, yeah, a little bit. A carbonated drink? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay. I'll save the first carbonated beverage for the act.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God, I'm so excited for Wednesday. Kyle's first burn.

[Brandon]

It's going to feel good. You might get hooked because you're such a fart guy.

[Kyle]

Well, that's one of the side effects of this syndrome that I have.

[Brandon]

So. They're not actually farts. There's birds.

[Kyle]

You can only get relief via, like, excessive flatulence.

[Brandon]

Are you going to be bummed to be losing out on that?

[Kyle]

No. It's tearing my family apart.

[Brandon]

Is it?

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude.

[Brandon]

Your family being your fiance.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, we live in a one bedroom apartment and I have to, like, sprint to the front door to fart in the middle of the night.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I saw that fart in the. In the basement, by the way.

[Kyle]

Basement fart.

[Big Cat]

The basement fart was. That was a crazy move.

[Kyle]

Our cpd.

[Big Cat]

But Eddie did just fill you up with. With crap.

[Kyle]

I wasn't ready.

[Big Cat]

Wait, are you. He did have.

[Mackenzie]

No.

[Kyle]

I got a stomach full.

[Stephen]

This guy came.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon]

I love watching Eddie laugh.

[Big Cat]

And he was so funny. So funny. What are you going under?

[Kyle]

I think so. Or I know so.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Holy shit.

[Stephen]

And that's what stopped it last time. Right. They realized you were allergic to.

[Kyle]

Right. The general anesthetic that they use.

[Stephen]

So they're doing a different one.

[Kyle]

I rescheduled it. They're like, yeah, we can do it in the facility. Like not at the hospital. And like that was it.

[Brandon]

What's the facility?

[Kyle]

The institute. Oh, the association.

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah, the federation that they. Huh.

[Brandon]

So you're.

[Kyle]

I'm going to do it at the corporation office.

[Brandon]

You're getting a surgery outside of a hospital.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

And it's no needle.

[Kyle]

It's so weird that they can give me. I thought they're gonna give me like packets of papers. Like, here's what you got to bring. Here's what you got to do beforehand. They're. I just got an email that said like, yeah, see ya. 11:30.

[Brandon]

Do you need picked up from.

[Kyle]

I have a ride.

[TJ]

I have a ride.

[Big Cat]

You're gonna be. Are you gonna be knocked out like Hank? You see the Hank video?

[Kyle]

Oh, his wisdom teeth.

[Big Cat]

Wisdom teeth was very funny because he was just. No one slept harder then Hank. After his wisdom teeth, he was hard sleeping.

[Kyle]

You're gonna be like that afterwards?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Have you ever been put under?

[Kyle]

I've never done.

[Big Cat]

This is pre surgery.

[Stephen]

Pre surgery.

[Brandon]

How'd they even get him back?

[Mikey]

Look at that.

[Stephen]

Did they give him drugs or he's just tired?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they gave him drugs, I think.

[Brandon]

Off he goes.

[Kyle]

Wish him the best of luck.

[Big Cat]

All the way to cart.

[Tate]

You got.

[Big Cat]

As a man. Be like, I got this also.

[Brandon]

I didn't know they made wheelchairs with such small wheels. That's pathetic.

[Mackenzie]

A.

[Stephen]

We'll see you guys soon.

[Shay]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Have a good one. Thank you.

[Danny]

Dang.

[Big Cat]

Post surgery, I'm pretty much good. I don't think I'm gonna say anything crazy. I'm about to sleep for 20. Me get a smoothie. Yeah. That's beautiful.

[Kyle]

That's like honestly ideal to me.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Being in that state is better than like going to the micro brewery.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Playing Jenga.

[Big Cat]

I'd rather be Jenga.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Being high on facility grade drugs. Being put Shits on the, like, the town center.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you're right. Playing being one of, like 10 cornhole games that are going on in the backyard at a brewery.

[Brandon]

Are you worried about what you're going to talk about when you're under or when you're going under?

[Kyle]

I think the anesthetic just knocks you right out.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kyle]

There's no, like, con. Bridge of small talk, is there?

[Brandon]

Yeah. I feel like we're.

[Danny]

It's.

[Shay]

We're confusing with laughing gas. I think something's different with wisdom teeth. Like, it's more than just anesthesia.

[Brandon]

I have no idea.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I'm excited for your burps, man.

[Big Cat]

I'm so excited.

[Kyle]

Overall relief. I think I'm gonna be, like, happier.

[Big Cat]

The first burp is gonna hit.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna be more.

[Big Cat]

Athletic. You think so?

[Kyle]

I think it does. It has, like an all encompassing physical positive effect.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How long has this been a problem for you? Your whole life or you just started noticing it?

[Big Cat]

Whole life?

[Kyle]

Yeah, whole life.

[Mackenzie]

Burping's fun. You're gonna love it.

[Big Cat]

Burping is.

[Mackenzie]

It's really fun.

[Big Cat]

So much. It's such a.

[Mackenzie]

Let it out. Like a loud burp.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it seems like it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I could burp right now if you give me a drink.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just take a big swig and just. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

Someone just did it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Titus.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

You see how much fun I had? It's a good time.

[Stephen]

I feel like on the school bus, the kid that could burp the Alphabet was always like, oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

That was the same kid that turned his eyelids inside out.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

They're all in law enforcement.

[Danny]

Double jointed arms called cops.

[Stephen]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I never had any fun tricks like that.

[Danny]

I had a double joint.

[Brandon]

What was it?

[Danny]

My shoulder could throw it out, but I'm too fat now.

[Brandon]

You're too fat to throw out your shoulder?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is tough. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Just like I've never been able to have a beer and food.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy.

[Brandon]

One of the best joys in life.

[Mackenzie]

What if you go to the microbrewery and have a beer? Holy.

[Brandon]

Apologize to the microbrewery.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And get, like, a novelty hot dog where the bun is both too small and not structurally secure enough to hold the wiener. And so the first bite is just a wiener.

[Big Cat]

Exactly like that.

[Kyle]

Your fingers instantly penetrate the bun and it falls apart and you're just touching wiener and then the toppings just fall out in clods onto your sneaker.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

One of those shitty hot dogs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

One of those impossible to eat. What a disgrace.

[Brandon]

Cj, how'd you pull it up? I saw this over the weekend.

[Big Cat]

I was like, that's a horrible looking experience.

[Brandon]

That's horrible.

[Big Cat]

Exactly.

[Shay]

What?

[Stephen]

Oh, you're going to be able to do that? That's what.

[Kyle]

That's what I can do now.

[Big Cat]

That's why you're going under.

[Brandon]

Shitty hot dog at the micro brewery.

[Kyle]

That's like the worst creation ever.

[Brandon]

Get Dijon all over the sneaker.

[Big Cat]

Well, Kyle, are you. Are you worried maybe you get fat? Oh, if you start drinking.

[Kyle]

I don't like the taste of beer at all. I think it's gross. I don't like soda that much. Not enough to, like, need to drink it.

[Big Cat]

What if it's like. What if you find a food, though, that you're like, this is so much better now that I can burp, and then you just start smashing that food.

[Kyle]

I have pretty decent willpower.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so no concerns.

[Brandon]

I mean, you've had a. It's been holding you up, though. You don't know if that.

[Kyle]

I don't know. Yeah, like, I would welcome getting fat if it means I'm, like, happier.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you very unhappy, Kyle?

[Kyle]

No, but if it can, like, really increase my QoL, like, I will accept quality of life.

[Danny]

I can't see you fat.

[Brandon]

I couldn't either.

[Big Cat]

I think it'd be funny. It'd be like Mac and all sunny. Just Kyle just being super fat.

[Brandon]

You've never been chubby, even.

[Big Cat]

But, like, you can. You like being super fat, but Kyle can you know, romance, deadlift. £600 would be awesome.

[Kyle]

See, I was fat.

[Mackenzie]

You've been fat before.

[Danny]

Yeah, what he's calling fat just.

[Kyle]

I'll show you a picture and you guys can judge.

[Shay]

You're also gonna have to deal with gross burps, like, after a big meatball marinara.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's disgusting.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Shay]

It's not all rainbows and butterflies, Kyle.

[Danny]

Yeah, this burping game ain't for everybody.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Danny]

Just probably Titus Tate.

[Big Cat]

I can burp.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'll burp.

[Shay]

Keep burp on command. No, Pat is back.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Mackenzie]

No.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

The last time I drank something, I could burp.

[Stephen]

I have broccoli gets me every time for whatever reason.

[Danny]

I wouldn't know.

[Stephen]

Bad.

[Danny]

Where's that? Fat picks.

[Kyle]

Broccoli sucks.

[Danny]

Agreed.

[Kyle]

But we were right as kids.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Kids know. Kids know, man.

[Big Cat]

And they offer us a side at steakhouses and you're like, broccoli doesn't suck.

[Kyle]

I love that.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, Really? I eat about every air fryer, Mark.

[Mackenzie]

We eat broccoli about every night.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do you like, like how it serves as a vessel for sauces and.

[Mackenzie]

No, I like it as vegetables.

[Brandon]

Steamed broccoli.

[Kyle]

You like the taste of that, like, stem? That's, like, real hard.

[Mackenzie]

Surprised you're on the other side of this, cop.

[Kyle]

I'm sorry.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, well, I mean, as compared to an Oreo cookie, I prefer the Oreo cookie. It's just if you have to eat your vegetables and they say you have to. That's what they say.

[Stephen]

I don't think.

[Mackenzie]

I don't think. I don't think broccoli is bad.

[Brandon]

You'll see the most elite athletes in the NFL and they're just like. I've never had a vegetable. Mostly just Sour Patch Kids eat candy. Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Dwight Howard was that way. Just. Just chills.

[Kyle]

Old DK Metcalf, 5% body fat.

[Brandon]

And he's just like, oh, yeah, just McDonald's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Ouch.

[Mackenzie]

It's crazy. What's your green of choice, Kyle?

[Big Cat]

Oh, good question.

[Kyle]

Like some string beans with almonds?

[Brandon]

Okay, you were on broccoli and you, you. You're defending string beans and all.

[Kyle]

I don't think they're great. I mean, I think corn is the best. Potatoes, obviously. Big drop corn. Corn, big drop. And then restaurants do Brussels sprouts to a level where they're pretty much a candy.

[Brandon]

Don't scare. We've done this.

[TJ]

We've done.

[Big Cat]

Same with mushrooms.

[Kyle]

I love mushrooms.

[Brandon]

Mushrooms suck.

[Big Cat]

No, but mushrooms. No, but mushrooms in a steakhouse, they just make. I mean, they're not healthy anymore. You know what I mean?

[Brandon]

I think it's just a sponge that sucked up gravy.

[Big Cat]

But the gravy's so good.

[Danny]

Get mushrooms. Well, perfectly done. They're fantastic.

[Big Cat]

At a steak restaurant.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, man.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're really good.

[Kyle]

Should we tear drugs?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There's this guy Goblin who does it. It's my favorite videos.

[Brandon]

He's from the perfect named guy doing Drugs.

[Kyle]

It's a. They're long videos, but I would recommend watching gobbles.

[Danny]

Here's Drugs.

[Kyle]

Drugs. And he goes in depth on everyone.

[Brandon]

What's he look like?

[Kyle]

Peter Griffin. He's perfect.

[Big Cat]

We gotta do a fellow Friday hour long video.

[Kyle]

He is a. He's done this. He's so good at tearing drugs.

[Mackenzie]

Takes it very seriously.

[Brandon]

He says 2025 as if he does.

[Kyle]

It every year and it changes. He's like, DXM is actually F tier.

[Big Cat]

So if you guys.

[Stephen]

What is the list of drugs here that he's.

[Tate]

All of them.

[Big Cat]

Let's go to the end. Yeah. We gotta do a football. We all. We gotta do a fellow Friday at some point.

[Stephen]

This is making me feel like I've. I've haven't done enough drugs.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what's it.

[Brandon]

I didn't know there were this many.

[Stephen]

Right.

[Brandon]

Elite over ass.

[Kyle]

That wasn't in 2022.

[Big Cat]

Molly Flower, LSD, Special K, DMT, Adderall C. Opioids, Kratom Alcohol.

[Brandon]

Heroin's F. Oh, this is so ridiculous.

[Big Cat]

Do we see.

[Brandon]

And he's tried them all.

[Big Cat]

The benzo entry Euros.

[Brandon]

So good.

[Big Cat]

Dude. Can we see a picture of him?

[Stephen]

Yeah. I need to see this guy.

[Kyle]

We got to get him in.

[Stephen]

Goblin.

[Kyle]

He can.

[Brandon]

He's in Chicago.

[Kyle]

I think he's from Chicago.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah. Griffin.

[Stephen]

I'm first gonna the Gobcast.

[Big Cat]

What is this fiending?

[Brandon]

I think this is just gameplay footage while he's talking about something else.

[Stephen]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Consequences of doing D. Is he holding.

[Stephen]

Up cough syrup there? Yep.

[Brandon]

Worst MDMA trip.

[Stephen]

Oh, what's the spike?

[Brandon]

What happens in my opinion.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what's dxm?

[Kyle]

That's just cough syrup.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I've done that. That's terrible.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's like robots. Like that's poverty Gray boys and girls.

[Big Cat]

Honestly, skip the whole intro. I don't give a damn about any of that.

[Brandon]

This is a very surreal. He doesn't have like a typical.

[Stephen]

Oh, a million subscribers.

[Brandon]

I don't even know where to start.

[Mackenzie]

I don't know where I'm gonna finish.

[Big Cat]

I don't know what.

[Stephen]

The drug addict commandments.

[Brandon]

Goblin.

[Mackenzie]

All right.

[Brandon]

These thumbnails are incredible. How'd you find him?

[Kyle]

It popped up on my algorithm while ago. No one else is doing that?

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Brandon]

When you think a lot of people are doing that. Just not logging.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's not logging it.

[Kyle]

But he has such good insight. Like he's so academic about it. Right.

[Big Cat]

It's also good to know that like you think that the Internet's come up with it all. It's like, no. We got a guy named Goblin who's doing an hour long tier list of drugs yearly and love that Goblin drop.

[Stephen]

I feel like vice had. It was like Hamilton's pharmacopoeia or something. But he wasn't fun. It was like. It was kind of boring.

[Kyle]

It's like a British guy.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Where do you scroll most Kyle? YouTube shorts, Facebook, Instagram.

[Kyle]

I think Tick tock is king. It gives you what you want.

[Big Cat]

Did you find him on a lot.

[Kyle]

Of like high school wrestling.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

She's like, I never had that before. Reels is trash. Maybe I do it wrong.

[Big Cat]

I think I do it right because.

[Kyle]

I don't do it enough. So it just gives me like Londonian wankers going down AI 90 degree water slides.

[Brandon]

And I'm getting that and screaming.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

I'm getting a lot of that.

[Kyle]

The Croydon mandam.

[Brandon]

I consume mostly just on YouTube, like.

[Kyle]

Longer YouTube videos are the best.

[Brandon]

I love YouTube videos.

[Kyle]

See the guy, they do videos, right?

[Big Cat]

Who does he finds out the best. He finds the best places to bleed out. Oh, that guy rocks.

[Kyle]

I've seen that.

[Stephen]

It's like a snowy canyon.

[Danny]

It's like, oh, okay.

[Kyle]

Like where.

[Big Cat]

Where it be awesome to like get stabbed to death.

[Danny]

Like the woods or anywhere. Like a city street.

[Stephen]

It would be almost like cinematic. Your final moment, you're like, well, this.

[Big Cat]

Is a perfect spot to bleed out. Yeah.

[Danny]

I would argue there is no good spot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, but he find some spots that.

[Mackenzie]

You'Re like, oh, what makes a spot a good spot to bleed out? Not a good spot to just like sit and have a picnic.

[Stephen]

When you hit it makes sense.

[Brandon]

Got to be cold. See the blood?

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Somewhere you can just accept.

[Big Cat]

What was his name?

[Brandon]

Blade Runner did it right.

[Danny]

A gently babbling brook.

[Stephen]

Maybe like a hawk way up high, flies over slowly.

[Big Cat]

What was his name? Sure to find.

[Brandon]

Are we going to get any scenic pisses in San Francisco?

[Kyle]

A lot of opportunities.

[Big Cat]

We're doing a lot of hills.

[Danny]

Oh, y' all want to.

[Brandon]

Be off the piss? Off the bridge.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, my God. Off the bridge.

[Big Cat]

He puts music in him, so you want to. You won't be able to play him with volume, but.

[Danny]

How far lost?

[Big Cat]

Pnw.

[Danny]

How far outside of San Francisco do you have to go to stand under a redwood tree?

[Big Cat]

Look at this.

[Stephen]

Not far at all.

[Big Cat]

Look at this 10 out of 10 bleed out spot. Oh, oh, oh.

[Brandon]

Is he like grunting?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. And they're like, oh, but that's just.

[Danny]

A 10 out of 10 spot.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, that's.

[Big Cat]

That's a great place.

[Mackenzie]

I want to eat a sandwich.

[Brandon]

That's the last thing you see.

[Danny]

That's incredible. That's just a 10 out of 10 spot. That's all it is.

[Big Cat]

That's a great bleed out. Yeah, look. And then he does the mimics dying.

[Brandon]

This guy will sit in water.

[Danny]

He's just showing us great spots.

[Mikey]

So.

[Big Cat]

But look, watch how he does the video where he moaning. He's like, good.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

He's like, yeah, this is the one I was Thinking.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Stephen]

I feel like you nailed it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. That's incredible.

[Kyle]

He's fighting the bear attack.

[Big Cat]

And then. Yeah. And then he slowly nods off.

[Danny]

That's a Bob Ross painting.

[Stephen]

The trees opening up to the heavens where you're headed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

It's like a.

[Big Cat]

Look how he does a video where. And then you're dead.

[Mackenzie]

Wasted.

[Big Cat]

That's incredible.

[Kyle]

I'd rather die somewhere. That sucks. That, like, the environment is more uncomfortable than dying.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like a hospital.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Like, thank God I'm dying. Because being alive here is. Yeah. Would be awful.

[Kyle]

Mackenzie, Louisiana.

[Brandon]

June.

[Big Cat]

Sick. Bleed out spots. Look at that.

[Brandon]

Snow's a big part of it, I think.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Perfect.

[Stephen]

He's.

[Kyle]

How is he? Fine. These are the best spots in the world.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And he's finding the best bleed out.

[Brandon]

He's in the Pacific Northwest. That's got it all.

[Danny]

They just. They're covered up in spots in the Pacific Northwest. Right.

[Brandon]

They're lucky.

[Danny]

Just spots everywhere.

[Big Cat]

Does this all the time. He just does bleed out spots.

[Danny]

We ain't got no. We got a couple spots here. Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

That river's Brandon.

[Stephen]

Ten minutes over the Golden Gate. You could bleed out. Gorgeous trees.

[Danny]

I'd like to point out I'm not looking for a place to bleed out.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Danny]

Because I'm actually at risk of doing it at any time.

[Brandon]

I don't think so. I think your blood is pretty thick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mackenzie]

What are you trying to do in San.

[Big Cat]

You're more of a drip out spot.

[Danny]

I want to go. I want to go take a pick.

[Big Cat]

A maple syrup tree. Whoops.

[Mackenzie]

Just a redwood. That's it. That's top.

[Danny]

Standing in front of a redwood smiling. And then I think you're taller than. I want to go see the Golden Gate Bridge. And then I I. Then there's a. A sports memorabilia place. And you never been to San Fran Burling game. I got to go to. I've never been to San Francisco now.

[Mackenzie]

Wow.

[Brandon]

I want to take you to my favorite burger spot.

[Kyle]

And.

[Danny]

And I'm going to Nick's favorite bur.

[Big Cat]

In and out.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Danny]

My wife's never been either.

[Kyle]

The burrito. Best burritos in the world where you hasn't been to San Francisco. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. You guys are in for it.

[Kyle]

You don't understand.

[Danny]

Danny's going.

[Kyle]

It's the best. We have the office.

[Stephen]

I want to do. They have this trail that goes from one end of the city all the way through to the other. And you could do it in like 12 hours. My goal is during the week to complete the trail during off hours. It's not a.

[Danny]

It's not sure.

[Big Cat]

You invite us to that so we can say no.

[Stephen]

Well, I was gonna ask you guys.

[Big Cat]

I already found.

[Stephen]

I already found a good tour guide and I found all kinds of stuff.

[Danny]

I booked a tea time for my wife at a very fancy tea place. Not golf. Oh, tea.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I would do that.

[Danny]

You're gonna have to because I'm not doing it.

[Stephen]

Tiny sandwiches, crust cut off.

[Danny]

Yeah, something like that.

[Stephen]

Huh.

[Shay]

I think Kate and I will unfortunately be going on a number of dates.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Shay]

It all started last year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we need them.

[Stephen]

I've been planning for a month already. I have. Like, I found stuff that I think you would think is cool. Right near where we're recording. Yeah, some cool stuff.

[Danny]

We're recording close to the hotel.

[Stephen]

There's a fancy pants private chess club, but they do tours every day at noon in this famous library. I don't know. Cool stuff going on.

[Brandon]

It's like a two minute walk from the hotel.

[Danny]

I got you. I got you.

[Mackenzie]

I know. I know nothing of the details of.

[Danny]

Yeah, I got the hotel.

[Mackenzie]

I would love to know the details.

[Danny]

I've set all my reservations for the week so I can do Chinese Chinatown.

[Big Cat]

Monday night. We're going to go out to dinner.

[Danny]

H. Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We did. We done it, what, three years in a row?

[Mackenzie]

Got to do it.

[Danny]

Are we doing it again? Yeah. Okay, well, then I'll cancel. Con. I know it's. But I'll have my wife with.

[Big Cat]

We're going to have everyone do the same again, too.

[Danny]

Oh, my God. It was kind of awkward having my wife there with all the boys, so I'm.

[Brandon]

You were the only one that brought up.

[Big Cat]

Have her come.

[Tate]

And you.

[Big Cat]

You don't come if it's awkward with the two of you there.

[Danny]

I just want her to go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we'll have her.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That was easy.

[Brandon]

Night off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right. I'll be there.

[Shay]

Have her come for a change.

[Tate]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Danny just met his quota.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Did he nail that? Wow.

[Shay]

Listen, it's better I got it out now than in front of her like. Dana.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cone titties.

[Danny]

Cone titted?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

After Nick laughed at him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I did laugh at him.

[Danny]

And he thought I laughed at him. He said, shut up, you cone titted. As I was holding my wife's hand. You can't be called a cone 10.

[Mackenzie]

Nick was laughing.

[Danny]

Nick laughed at.

[Brandon]

I laughed. What did he do?

[Danny]

He was. He was stumbling all over his words. He was being an idiot and he couldn't speak. And you. You laughed. And he looked over at our table where we were sitting, and he pointed me out.

[Shay]

I'm not kidding. There are people like behind you at the table I was sitting at, pointing and laughing. Like in a movie.

[Brandon]

I'm going to Napa Friday, the weekend before with Dana.

[Danny]

Oh, Chase leaving in about 30 minutes.

[Big Cat]

Hell yeah, Che. You're out of here.

[Brandon]

Out of here soon. But if there's anything that Dana wants to try for the first time.

[Big Cat]

Everyone's got shit planned.

[Danny]

Yeah, well, we take. We're treating it as a. I mean, we get to take our wives and our significant others. It's one week out of the year where she gets. Come with me and do stuff.

[Kyle]

The highlight of our lives.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's all we got.

[TJ]

Brandon, did you ever tell your wife that you won the tit off? Did you update?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Dana has bigger tits than you.

[Danny]

Oh, no, I did not. I did not. I forgot. I forgot about the.

[Big Cat]

Just let her know.

[Danny]

No, I will tell her. I'll text her right now.

[TJ]

Speaking of cones, you guys want to look for some big pine cones this week or next week or whatever week? We're in San Francisco.

[Shay]

No, Sorry.

[Danny]

Oh, man, that's a big ass pico. Yeah, they're huge out there.

[Stephen]

Yeah, we can go over to get a cookie.

[Brandon]

Look at the house where I'm taking you for the burger.

[Danny]

Red Sausalito.

[Stephen]

Yeah, it's really cool.

[Danny]

Where's the full house? House.

[Stephen]

I could take you there.

[Brandon]

The painted light, you know, And I.

[Danny]

Can go to these places by myself. You don't have to take me.

[Stephen]

I like being with people.

[Brandon]

People.

[Stephen]

I like showing people things.

[Shay]

You think the house will remember you?

[Brandon]

Kate, me and Brandon are gonna go drive past Danielle Steele's house. We love Daniel. Beautiful home out there, huh?

[Kyle]

Who's Danielle Steele? Wrestler.

[Stephen]

A novelist?

[Brandon]

No, she writes novels.

[Danny]

Would you call her a romance novelist?

[Brandon]

I guess. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Kind of sexy.

[Mackenzie]

Mrs. Doubtfire was San Francisco, right?

[Danny]

That's right.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yep.

[Mackenzie]

One of us should have to the.

[Danny]

Rock somebody for a week.

[Mackenzie]

Somebody should have to doubt.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Doubtfire for one show.

[Mackenzie]

Somebody should have to doubt fire for one show.

[Danny]

Listen, I'd be down with doubt but.

[Big Cat]

Not like cross dress. You have to look like Doubtfire.

[Mackenzie]

You're a full doubt and you gotta.

[Big Cat]

Go English out time.

[Danny]

1.1Doubtfire or like a Doubtfire contest.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we gotta do this. You think? We all doubt fire. We do a British.

[Stephen]

Remember when she sets her Doubtfire boobs.

[Brandon]

On fire, she doesn't put them her Doubtfire Titties.

[Big Cat]

You think we could all Doubtfire.

[Danny]

I'm just saying, maybe we're ever gonna Doubtfire. This will mean time.

[Brandon]

We should come in with our woman names, walk down and all.

[Big Cat]

The style firing would be awesome.

[Brandon]

Kids at the library, we really should do this.

[Kyle]

He like the molds and the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Full prosthetics.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mikey]

We need.

[Brandon]

Does Kate have to be a dude?

[Danny]

Kate has to look like Robin Williams.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Plinko. Someone will Doubtfire incorporate there somehow.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Robin Williams.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Scare some people.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon]

Did Roan. Did Sass throw up on a plane today?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Do we know what happened? Where were they going?

[Brandon]

We're in a group chat. He.

[Big Cat]

Just see that? No, I can't see anything. I'm in 27B with no window blocked by the bathroom. Sass. I just projectile vomited. No way. Yes. Into a bag. Are you okay? No. I got up and barreled over the lady next to me.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. That's hardcore.

[Kyle]

Nightmare.

[Stephen]

I grew up in the barf bag once.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, in my seat. I've done that.

[Danny]

No, I never have.

[Stephen]

It's terrible.

[Brandon]

I've thrown up on a plane.

[Stephen]

I feel like everyone wants to kill you.

[Danny]

You got. You got. You got too wind up, right?

[Brandon]

I drank too much wine and threw up wine going to Alaska. I had him for the flight.

[Big Cat]

I had a huge weed cooking pinky and threw up.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

That's so high.

[Brandon]

I felt like such an.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I was hungover from a wedding.

[Brandon]

They had to close down the bathroom.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

For the whole flight From Alaska.

[Brandon]

It was before takeoff.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wine puke.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

And I'm pretty sure I was sitting next to the Yukon Women's. The Gino or.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was on our flight.

[Danny]

Never said.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I was sitting right next to him with Gino.

[Mikey]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Had to get up and was right there.

[Big Cat]

Right there.

[Mackenzie]

Gino.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Damn, dude, it was awful.

[Brandon]

I got to the airport 10 hours early for that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Mackenzie]

How old's Gino Orema?

[Big Cat]

Good question.

[Mackenzie]

How's he still doing?

[Danny]

68.

[Big Cat]

68.

[Danny]

That's my guess, 68.

[Big Cat]

I'm say 65, but it could be.

[Danny]

He'S been doing it a minute.

[Mackenzie]

He's been doing it for a long time.

[Danny]

He's over 30 years, but I feel.

[Big Cat]

Like he started young. 71.

[Mackenzie]

71 years old. Damn.

[Stephen]

Kind of a crazy first picture to have him.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Look at his chops.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Does he have a statue?

[Danny]

I would hope so.

[Big Cat]

I think so. Are they. They're back, too. That'd be good for women.

[Danny]

They won it last year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they had a dip for a little bit.

[Danny]

Yeah, well, Mississippi State broke them for a while.

[Big Cat]

South Carolina. Sorry about losing the Egg bowl in basketball.

[Danny]

That. Didn't even know it was on.

[Big Cat]

Register.

[Danny]

Didn't even know it was on. I was watching the Blackhawks lose.

[Big Cat]

Didn't even register.

[Brandon]

Oh, I, I, I want your tickets all the time.

[Danny]

They're his.

[Brandon]

Oh, those are yours tickets? I thought they were yours.

[Big Cat]

No, wait, that was what I was. That was the joke that I said when I was like, we're talking about.

[Brandon]

I didn't know they were yours.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, you never told me.

[TJ]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

Yes, I do really appreciate it.

[Kyle]

I didn't know that.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I thought they were.

[Danny]

Brandon, we talked about Dan.

[Brandon]

I thought he had them as well.

[Big Cat]

No, no, those are mine.

[Kyle]

So just.

[Brandon]

Oh, dude, they're great.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they are.

[Brandon]

You're the man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Brandon, I thought you had your own.

[Danny]

Season tickets as well. You said, these seats are awesome. I said, yeah, Dan's rich.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

Did you think I was just making an observation?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Communication.

[Big Cat]

They're great seats.

[Shay]

So Big Cat should have gotten the bobblehead, if anything.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, Brandon, I bought you gift off ebay. That's coming in for those seats.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Brandon]

Okay. I owe you a gift anyway.

[Danny]

I gifted you last.

[Brandon]

Yes, you're right.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

I gift you Jerry West.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Mackenzie]

When's that pop up? The Family Guy pop up thing?

[Danny]

January 22nd, I believe. To. To Thursday.

[Big Cat]

What is it?

[Brandon]

Family? The. The Drunken Clam Is opening up two blocks away.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Kyle]

Go chill at the Clam.

[Brandon]

We should go. We should peter up and go there.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Stephen]

Yeah, the exterior is already.

[Danny]

It's by the trampoline park.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Brandon]

We gotta get to the Clam.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Brandon]

It kind of looks shitty.

[Kyle]

It kind of looks like it sucks. Yeah, but it's gonna suck.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's definitely gonna suck. I thought in that building, I thought.

[Brandon]

It was like a legitimate bar.

[Stephen]

Do you see the Sonic the Hedgehog Cafe in Wicker Park? The line has been. I've driven by it a few times, like 15 blocks long. And apparently it's just a cafe that looks like.

[Danny]

Is it a Sonic the Hedgehog bar? Can you take a kid?

[Stephen]

You can take a kid on the weekdays. It might not be so crowded.

[Danny]

But I got to bring my boy to. He loves Sonic.

[Stephen]

It's supposedly. Look into it. It looks actually pretty cool if you're a giant nerd.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's my 13.

[Kyle]

Does look cool.

[Brandon]

Oh, that looks better than the Clam.

[Stephen]

It looks better than the Clam for sure. For sure. But the line has been crazy on the weekends.

[Danny]

My 13 year old's voice changed last week and he's. He talks deeper than me now.

[Brandon]

No way.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is the one that isn't yours.

[Danny]

Yeah, correct. He's much better.

[Kyle]

He's 13.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's 13. And yeah, he's like, dad, I don't feel good. I don't want to go to the Blackhawks game. And I was like, intimidating.

[TJ]

Yes, sir.

[Danny]

Yeah, my tummy hurts. Yeah, it was. It happened last week. Good for him. He's the man of the house now.

[Mackenzie]

That's gotta feel good.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Danny]

Been searching for a man for a while.

[Brandon]

Tommy's a man.

[Danny]

Yeah. Tommy. I don't know, man. Tommy. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Have you talked to him in a while?

[Danny]

Yeah, I've been talking to him. He texted y' all the other day.

[Big Cat]

Just a bit.

[Brandon]

Yeah. In a group chat.

[Danny]

Yeah. The. Did Tommy say the other day that I wanted to report to you guys?

[Big Cat]

You're withholding Tommy news from us?

[Danny]

Yeah, but I got. It's on tip of my tongue if I think about it. I'll tell you.

[Big Cat]

Find it.

[Danny]

I'll. I'll have to. I might text him. He's at home. It's Martin Luther King Day. They're not at school.

[Big Cat]

Find it.

[Brandon]

Do you celebrate that in your house or is that like a Halloween kind.

[TJ]

Of thing as well?

[Big Cat]

It's a good question. Answer the question.

[Danny]

Martin Luther King Day used to be my favorite day off of school because we would go. It was a huge basketball playing day. They would let us have the gym. It's the only day of the year they would let us have the gym and we would all show up and just.

[Brandon]

Your school only let you have the gym one day a year.

[Danny]

I mean, you could. If you were on team, you could practice. But as far as, like, opening up the doors and letting anybody come in and play.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

That's the only day of the year they let us do it.

[Kyle]

Okay. Day.

[Danny]

It was a fun, fun day.

[Big Cat]

What are you gonna bet tonight?

[Danny]

Probably Indiana, minus the seven half, because I believe in Miami. And I won two bets this weekend. I thought the Texans were going to win, so I bet the Patriots. And I thought, who's the other game Saturday?

[Big Cat]

Niners.

[Danny]

No, I thought the Bills were going to win, so I bet the Broncos.

[Big Cat]

Fitting yourself correctly.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good for you. Yeah, it's hard to do.

[Danny]

I have lost so many in a row that I had to change something up. So I just. I look at the game, I say, where does my gut go? And I just. It's hard to have the discipline to bet the opposite.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because you. You think, oh, on this one, I am. Right.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Danny]

But I did. I did it twice this weekend with success. But last night, I thought the Rams were going to win by more than four and a half, and they did. They did not.

[Big Cat]

So, Che, where are you at in the ladder?

[TJ]

Step three is tonight.

[Big Cat]

Sub three. Has that the farthest you've gotten?

[TJ]

Five over the weekend.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon]

So how many days total are you into the ladder?

[TJ]

I doubled up because it was football yesterday. So this is technically day two, but it's the third step. Oh. Like, since I started it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I guess this is eight. I think I started last Monday or maybe even Tuesday.

[Big Cat]

He's never getting to the top that.

[TJ]

Yeah, I started last Monday. So this is date.

[Mackenzie]

What do you win when you get to the top?

[Big Cat]

Thousand dollars.

[Mackenzie]

Thousand dollars.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Minus the losses.

[TJ]

That's the losses.

[Brandon]

So it's $50 a bet.

[TJ]

Well, it starts with.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you keep cycling it over.

[TJ]

Yeah. So we were on cycle four, so I'm down 150, minus what I've won this time. So 25. So net minus 125.

[Big Cat]

But you're just gonna cycle it to death. I might jump in at one point for, like, crazy units just to feel alive with you.

[TJ]

I'm gonna hit it at some point.

[Big Cat]

I'd be so mad at you. Imagine if I Did it for, like. Like, way too big of units. You lost the minus 500.

[TJ]

That one. That would suck.

[Big Cat]

That'd be fun, though.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just to get mad at you. I missed getting mad at you last night. I feel like the moment had passed. So I never got that in real time.

[TJ]

I don't think anyone in the room was upset with me.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I can't. I can't fake, like, being mad at you after. After that. After the fact.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So are you officially ready for football season to be over now?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Big time.

[Big Cat]

I'm ready for March Madness.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Nothing better.

[Danny]

It's. It's March, but there. There's a good six weeks between super bowl and March Madness. It's a nice little down and then back up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Gonna go on vacation.

[Danny]

You going after the Super Bowl?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Why don't you just do, like, mints and just go now?

[Brandon]

Oh, it's Mexico eve.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's Matt. Oh, yeah, he's going to Mexico.

[Brandon]

He said he was in if he needs us to hop. If he needs.

[TJ]

Oh, he's also 0. 10 in his football picks against the spread for our.

[Big Cat]

Oh, for this? For the.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. No. Which means he's gonna win money.

[TJ]

Yeah. Last place.

[Danny]

Oh, it's $500.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's another Mexico trip. Damn.

[Danny]

Oh, he looks a little sleepy.

[Brandon]

He's worn out.

[Danny]

Tuckered out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Did he go over his Mexico plans as anyone else here?

[Brandon]

Everybody kind of looks like every in depth.

[Big Cat]

Depth. He looks like a cute, like, bulldog.

[Danny]

Yeah. He's got the. The kind of. The jowls going on.

[Big Cat]

The wrinkles are going. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Kind of like a claymation guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Do we have Tate? Is he. Is he with the boys? Tj, I'd like to talk to the boys before they. They embark on the stadium.

[Brandon]

He said in an Uber. Looks like it's a 45 minute ride right now. And then I'll grab my computer and zoom in with the whole crew. That was 30 minutes ago.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so we're getting close. I want to talk to the boys. Big day. Kadik and white boy Rick are going in this, thinking it's a coronation. Yeah, yeah, that part could be interesting.

[Danny]

I mean.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice. He blocked him.

[Mackenzie]

Good.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Danny]

I just texted Tommy. What did you say to me the other day that I wanted to say on the act? And he said what? So me and Tommy are in negotiations to get that out of him right now.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there we go.

[Tate]

Hey, there it is. I'm officially going to the national championship game. You take A picture of it. You could tell the world.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[Tate]

Hey, there it is. I'm officially going to the national championship games.

[Stephen]

White Boy rick spent, like, 600 on Indiana merch at the, like, official store or something like that, so.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Hopefully they win. No pressure.

[Kyle]

Too much. What do we want out of these boys? Like, what.

[Stephen]

What?

[Kyle]

Can we move the needle?

[Stephen]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

I think it's really the Danny Boy Kane show. I think, whoever.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

However, they. There was a. There was a talk of them trying to drink a hundred beers today. I was like, that seems like a bad idea for your team.

[Brandon]

That's a. That's a mincy thing, though. They're going to do that anyway.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But also, that's like. I was like, I feel like going to the national championship and not remembering a single second would suck.

[Brandon]

You'd regret it the next day, big time.

[Stephen]

But I feel like Tate is their memory.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So they have. They have, like, a memory Boy around.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So that would make me.

[Brandon]

I like memory.

[Stephen]

Memory Boy.

[Brandon]

All right, Memory Boy.

[Danny]

How awesome is it that they're Indiana fans and they're in a national championship game?

[Big Cat]

It's crazy.

[Danny]

Can you fathom that? No. The Wisconsin being in the national championship game.

[Big Cat]

Never.

[Danny]

I couldn't even.

[Brandon]

Inspiring.

[Danny]

Yeah. Like, Ohio State fans. You guys have been there, done that.

[Mackenzie]

We did it last year.

[Danny]

Last year.

[Mackenzie]

We won the national championship last year.

[Danny]

It will never happen to me in my entire life. And, yeah, no. Any sport but baseball and that. Who cares?

[Big Cat]

Who cares?

[Mackenzie]

Could it.

[Danny]

Could it happen in Indiana?

[Mackenzie]

Happened Indiana.

[Danny]

But probably not, though. It won't. But it could.

[Mackenzie]

My brother. My brother texted me yesterday that he. He finally, like, actually thought of it and then went back and looked and when he was in school. Indiana has won more football games this season than the four years combined when he was in school.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy. Yeah. I think they also. I saw the stat. They've won more bowl games. I think they won more bowl games this year than their entire, like, history. Because they won two bowl.

[Mackenzie]

They won two bowl games. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

They've won two bowl games.

[Danny]

That's unbelievable.

[Mackenzie]

They won 12 games in his four years there. And that wasn't uncommon. It wasn't like they were bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Years. That was just a. Four years. Yeah, that could have been any four years.

[Brandon]

Same story.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it really is.

[Kyle]

I feel like everyone's already over how good they are.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they are.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The fatigue of the. The college football. I mean, we've talked about this a ton, but, like, it's just this game should not be happening tonight.

[Danny]

Should have happened three weeks ago.

[Big Cat]

It should have happened three weeks ago. And it's just. It's just too late when you already have the conference championship set for the NFL. It's too late.

[Danny]

Once the NFL playoffs really get cranking.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Nothing can compete with it for a 10.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Danny]

It's too good. It's too good of a product.

[Big Cat]

Takes everything away. Feel bad for Josh Allen.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He didn't have his best day. No.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Probably still a life, though. Yeah.

[Brandon]

A good life. He's a good life.

[Big Cat]

Just.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Retire.

[Brandon]

Honestly, I saw some rumors online that people think, dude, he's gonna. Andrew Luckett.

[Mackenzie]

No, I would. You'd retire if I was him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Try it a couple more times.

[Brandon]

Kid on the way.

[Mackenzie]

Kid on the way.

[Brandon]

You don't have a coach.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But thinking about how awesome it must be to be Josh Allen. Like, I'm not even talking about. When everyone's like, oh, don't worry, he's got a hot wife and all that. Playing football must be so much fun for Josh Allen. But not losing the playoff sucks.

[Danny]

But.

[Big Cat]

But, like, being so much better than everyone in the NFL, like, during the regular season has to be so much fun.

[Brandon]

Probably sore and hurts all.

[Big Cat]

It's like running over people.

[Mackenzie]

That's what I think about when I watch football. I do. I just think that over and over. I'm like, that must hurt.

[Danny]

That hurts.

[Brandon]

Every single play was hurt so bad.

[Danny]

Tackle.

[Mackenzie]

Who's the Bears guy that I. I forget all these plays. You watch so much football, it all bleeds it together. They tried to hurdle and just got.

[Danny]

Oh, on the last place.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He got smoked twice.

[Stephen]

Twice up in the air.

[Mackenzie]

Boom.

[Danny]

He got smoked in the groin.

[Big Cat]

And that one hurt.

[Mackenzie]

I'm like, if that.

[Big Cat]

And it was cold and he got up.

[Mackenzie]

If that happened to me, I would just walk off the field.

[Danny]

Yeah, that'd be it.

[Brandon]

You'd never see.

[Mackenzie]

Good luck, guys. Rest the way.

[Big Cat]

Mental toughness.

[Mackenzie]

I'm out.

[Kyle]

It's just like they all simulated getting trampled by moose in Siberia. Two and a half hours.

[Big Cat]

Just folds.

[Brandon]

Oh, I'd be so pissed. When it went to overtime.

[Big Cat]

They were putting cayenne pepper in their shoes.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Chicken broth on the sideline was a hell of a move, though.

[Big Cat]

Chicken broth.

[Stephen]

Marshmallows.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Cayenne pepper in the shoes. Can't work.

[Stephen]

What does that do?

[Big Cat]

I guess it heats it up.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He said he learned it from something.

[Danny]

I mean, Nick. Well, we gotta try it.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, we did see Matt Stafford's jersey had a. Had pockets in it. It's like we. It wasn't. It wasn't a pouch that he wore around his waist.

[Brandon]

It's like, so inside now.

[Danny]

Yeah, I didn't see that.

[Brandon]

Kind of cool.

[Mackenzie]

The jersey itself had the pockets.

[Brandon]

There's been a lot of bets doing that that they should sell those.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, that's pretty sick.

[Big Cat]

Kelly Staffer. I met her. Very nice. They had. She and her children had, like, the perfect sequenced, like, custom jackets. They're just walking around. The staffers.

[Danny]

She probably has sweet life, too.

[Big Cat]

She.

[Mackenzie]

They sat inside, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was in the tunnel. I saw her before the game.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And I told her you had Jerry o' Connell on your podcast. Just so you know, that's it. No more. He's mine.

[Brandon]

Did she understand that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She was like, yes, totally fine. He was really annoying.

[Kyle]

Who did you. So I was on the Uber this morning, and the guy on the radio was like, oh, met Big Cat last night.

[Shay]

What.

[Big Cat]

What station?

[Kyle]

Well, you didn't say meat. He said, I got to see Big Cat. Huh. Who would it have been?

[Big Cat]

Oh, was Florio doing a guest hit? I saw Florio. He said he was doing it.

[Kyle]

Probably was Florio.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it might have been Florio. Wheeling's finest.

[Danny]

Were you talking about sports radio? In my mind, when you said the radio guy, I was like, you were listening to an oldie station or something. Like, I just dropped the sports radio.

[Kyle]

It was sports radio.

[Mackenzie]

Who's the top non sports guy in Chicago or gal Media wise, whether. Is there a weather guy that's like.

[Big Cat]

Is Man Cow still doing it an icon?

[Shay]

I think so. I don't know if I'd put him, though.

[Big Cat]

No, he had a moment, though.

[Shay]

Yeah, but everyone hates him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, I mean, he's just. This is like Man Cow.

[Brandon]

Man Cow.

[Shay]

Yeah, Man Cow.

[Big Cat]

Mueller. He was a. It was a. Like, political, but, like, not.

[Tate]

He didn't.

[Big Cat]

Wasn't political then. He was political.

[Shay]

Yeah. Like most people, he would have a bunch of comedians on, but then I remember just compilations of people like Bill Burr and Patrice o' Neill just going on other shows.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Like Opie and Anthony saying they hate him because he would, like, talk to them and I guess he would cut their mics.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Shay]

They couldn't say anything, so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, kind of.

[Shay]

Kind of fair.

[Brandon]

Haters.

[Stephen]

Shock jock. Wait, why is his nickname Man Cow?

[Danny]

That looks like Fat Coyote Matt, I think.

[Brandon]

He looks so sick.

[Kyle]

That's him. That's what we're talking. Oh, he looks.

[Big Cat]

I mean, that picture is the Most like, chalk jock guy ever.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Man Cow's morning madhouse.

[Big Cat]

Does he still have a show?

[Shay]

I think so. I feel like we would have heard if he didn't.

[Big Cat]

But I. I used to do like the, like 15 years ago, I used to do the Fox, like Monday morning with Corey McPheran. And Man Cow had his studio right there and walked by it and it was like. It's basically like a smaller version of Howard Stern kind of thing.

[Shay]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Jv Howard Stern. I mean, Showbiz Shelley's name still holds some weight.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, Showbiz Shelley.

[Shay]

Yeah, she was. She's like the local pop trivia person. She was on one of our biggest stations. I think it was B96. Then she went to SFM or vice versa. I played her once.

[Big Cat]

I don't even.

[Danny]

What about like, Oprah, does she.

[Big Cat]

I don't even know the. Do people still listen to the radio for music? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Crazy.

[Danny]

I think they do all in.

[Kyle]

And they share request songs.

[Danny]

It's always playing at this breakfast place.

[Big Cat]

So like, why would you. Yeah, I mean, I guess that. But like in your car, like, you.

[Shay]

Have your phone in the morning. They still. They'll still do like. Heard you had a bad date. Call.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Still going.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Shay]

Person's on the other line unknowing, like.

[Kyle]

Like a stomach drop. Like, don't you experience dread when you.

[Big Cat]

Listen to more Call the prank. Like, call. Call your significant other and be like, hey, I need you to come come get me right now. There's an emergency. Like, haha, Just kidding.

[Mackenzie]

We have. You want a sweepstakes? We're going to send a dozen roses wherever you want. Who should we send them to? And then they see if the guy sends them to his mistress or.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, that's a morning radio thing, but something.

[Brandon]

Everybody about it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we should start doing those.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Start pranking people like that.

[Danny]

But y' all ever call a radio contest trying to win? Because I won. I won WWE tickets in 1999.

[Brandon]

I would call and request songs in high school.

[Danny]

I did too. As a teenager. The X Sunday 93.

[Stephen]

I just DM my favorite childhood radio host. He like, did a post. It was like 30 years in Philadelphia. Wow. And I felt compelled to message him and be like, you're the reason why I wanted to be like a media person.

[Big Cat]

The answer. Oh, no, you can't get big time by that guy.

[Stephen]

He didn't even. He didn't see it. So he maybe doesn't check his dms. Totally.

[Big Cat]

Why I am fascinated by, like, the local celebrities who are. It's just very funny to me.

[Danny]

Like, they used to be my heroes, dude.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I'm just saying, like, even now, where it's like now that we have the Internet the way we do.

[Danny]

Yeah. It'll never be the same, but. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Some towns, like Wheeling there's. They still walk around like.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Danny]

The local news anchor.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like when we go to the fur ball and the. The guy. I can't remember his last name. Jake something. Who. I've. I've actually met him a few times, but it's just very funny. He's like.

[Mackenzie]

He's on.

[Big Cat]

He's on. And he's like in like, the hair is perfect. And you're like, dude, it's all right. Are the like 10 degrees. Chicago. Big deal.

[Danny]

When I was 15, we all wanted to be.

[Big Cat]

Literally, we don't. This, like, it's fine. We're not in Hollywood.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Are the Wheeling guys handsome?

[Brandon]

They used to be.

[Kyle]

It's more of our, like, news anchors.

[Mackenzie]

Are celebrities, but are they handsome? Is what I'm saying. They look like news anchors and will and handsome.

[Kyle]

They look like troubadours.

[Mackenzie]

Okay.

[Stephen]

I feel like the weather guys were always. The small town weather men were always like a little hot to trot. Like they were feeling themselves.

[Brandon]

That was the most nervous I ever have been meeting somebody. When I met Darnold Foster, I thought.

[Kyle]

Jeff Ex line was a little Glenn.

[Stephen]

Hurricane Schwartz.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We had. We. We grew up rooting for different meteorologists.

[Mackenzie]

House divided.

[Brandon]

We need the flag of Darnell Foster.

[Danny]

Half line.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, dead. The ADA studio.

[Danny]

We had Matt Lobhon at wtva. He was a local legend. He went viral like three or four times.

[Brandon]

Those southern local newscasters have to buy Matt Laubhon.

[Danny]

He looked these guys, he clapped it. He had a guy named John in the studio and he's doing a weather report. He goes, john. And he claps at him real hard. It went viral and they like, pointed at him. It's mad. Legendary weather guy. He just quit so he could start his own weather service. I hope he does well.

[Brandon]

How do you start your own weather service?

[Danny]

Just. He's doing his own. He's like. It's his own media company based on his weather. Matt. Matt Lahon.

[Mackenzie]

He's got different weather than.

[Danny]

I don't know, we all have on our own. Give him hell, Matt.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, the weather.

[Brandon]

The.

[Big Cat]

The weather.

[Danny]

He's the most trusted man in Mississippi.

[Big Cat]

Kind of lost. They've been kind of squeezed out by the fact that we all have weather.

[Brandon]

Being a Mississippi weatherman has to be pretty fucking easy, right?

[Danny]

Pretty crazy weather though, man. Is it tornadoes?

[Big Cat]

Tornadoes.

[Danny]

We're a big time spot for tornadoes.

[Brandon]

Is he behind a paywall now?

[Danny]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

I think he's Patreon weather.

[Danny]

Oh, you know who died?

[Big Cat]

Check out my sub stack.

[Danny]

You know who died? Carl Hogan. No, Carl Hogan is. He's the guy.

[Big Cat]

Hogan's brother.

[Danny]

No. That ran the car place with the lowest price. And Seymour Trucks, he just died. So the voice behind Seymour Trucks and Peso little and. And the lowest price. Gone. He's gone, people.

[Big Cat]

Was he vaxxed?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Damn, man, that sucks.

[Big Cat]

Damn it, man. Brutal.

[Mackenzie]

You know what's crazy is these local radio stations, at least in Indy, used to spend God knows how much money to put one woman in a helicopter and go around the city and report on the traffic.

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude, they were in the hell over the.

[Mackenzie]

What were the economics of that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Holy.

[Brandon]

That's pretty dangerous.

[Mackenzie]

Mimi Pierce, wfms, used to just. All day, that's all she'd do. She just fly around the city in a helicopter and she'd be like, that is crazy. We have 465 south on the west side.

[Big Cat]

And now the phone.

[Mackenzie]

Little traffic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Cost so much money.

[Danny]

So much money also. Miserable existence for her too, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Gotta get up. She's gotta look down at the same streets every day. Probably same traffic every day.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah. You're not doing anything cool. You're just like watching cars line up.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And like days that there's no traffic, you're just like, okay, no traffic, no traffic. But they just don't back to you.

[Danny]

You don't see helicopters, like hovering like that anymore.

[Mackenzie]

Really.

[Stephen]

LA, NY from time to time.

[Big Cat]

New York had so many helicopters.

[Danny]

Did they? I didn't know.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, because people, like rich people would just fly in from like.

[Danny]

Oh, they had.

[Stephen]

I was part of Uber, right? You could Uber a helicopter, Blade.

[Danny]

Yeah, Blade.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we do the neutrophil ad. I think Tate's about to zoom in.

[Danny]

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[Stephen]

Today just hanging out with Ben Affleck.

[Brandon]

That's crazy.

[Stephen]

Matt Damon having a little back and forth with them.

[Mackenzie]

They got a movie on Netflix. Is that right?

[Brandon]

Is it good?

[Shay]

Yeah, it's pretty good.

[Stephen]

Oh, I like that they're still buddies.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You think that falling out of.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Huh.

[Brandon]

That's a big get.

[Stephen]

That's a big gap.

[Big Cat]

That's a huge gift.

[Mackenzie]

Which one's Kenjak?

[Kyle]

They look like. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, his hair. Really good.

[Mackenzie]

His hair looks great.

[Stephen]

And look at Affleck doing the lean towards him. That's the. What's the line test body language. Yeah.

[Danny]

The top half of Affleck is leaning with the bottom half isn't.

[Brandon]

Who would you rather be? Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

[Stephen]

Oh, I think.

[Danny]

I don't think there's a wrong answer here.

[Stephen]

Ben Affleck, the tattoo on his back. I relate to the Phoenix.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Phoenix.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

And he's. And the smoking.

[Kyle]

But then the Jlox fly open there.

[Stephen]

Oh, don't ruin this.

[Danny]

I don't think.

[Brandon]

Why are you gazing peen?

[Danny]

Oh.

[Stephen]

That'S cool.

[Big Cat]

That's the worst pants.

[Kyle]

I love button up jeans.

[Stephen]

Like button fly.

[Brandon]

So much easier to undo it.

[Danny]

It's much harder.

[Big Cat]

That's not true.

[Brandon]

Once it gets worn in open.

[Danny]

What?

[Big Cat]

What is you. You're going across though.

[Brandon]

You pull it and the buttons come undone.

[Danny]

That's great.

[Big Cat]

There's just no way it's better than.

[Danny]

Those are two done.

[Brandon]

I'm wearing zipper right now. It's always down button flies never down.

[Big Cat]

Liar.

[Brandon]

No, trust me, if you get one.

[Danny]

Button gets mixed up, it makes you look like you get a big fat.

[Mackenzie]

Or you can't. You can't leave a button fly open.

[Kyle]

You can't.

[Mackenzie]

You can't do it.

[Big Cat]

You can't get it open.

[Mackenzie]

You can't do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, get it open fast.

[Danny]

No, you can't I don't know what kind of button fly you're using that. You guys.

[Brandon]

The denim gets worn out.

[Danny]

Velcro.

[Brandon]

Very easy.

[Mackenzie]

I got forced into button fly. My wife bought me jeans that had button fly and I couldn't take them, but I was just like, oh, thanks, babe. This is exactly what I wanted. And then just had to wear them. And then I actually. Actually grew to like them.

[Stephen]

Yeah, they grew on me too. Yeah, I was anti. Now I'm proud.

[Big Cat]

Well, I mean, you. We're talking different things now, Kate. You just can pull down your pants.

[Stephen]

With hips like these. Yeah, right.

[Brandon]

Anyway, I just don't think a zipper would contain me and Mark.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, that's really what it is. So many times.

[Danny]

No, you can't put yourself into the penis pile with him.

[Brandon]

We both wear button fly.

[Mackenzie]

That's right.

[Stephen]

Oh, shoot.

[Mackenzie]

Our Cox. Oh, my God. It would be just ripping the zipper open.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we were trying to hurt ourselves.

[Danny]

Yeah, I guess if button fly is good enough for Affleck.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, I'd rather be Affleck.

[Danny]

Let's see Damon's cock. There I was.

[Stephen]

That would be weird. Don't ruin it for Ken, Jack.

[Brandon]

It already happened.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that's true.

[Danny]

Kenjak lives to ruin for us. Everybody here, he just ruins.

[Stephen]

That's true.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he does ruin lives.

[Stephen]

That's true.

[Shay]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

SEO is.

[Danny]

He turned Connor Griffin into a. A janitor for come dating show up. The dating show application is now open, ladies.

[Kyle]

Oh, yes.

[Stephen]

Oh, where's the forum on yak social media?

[Brandon]

It's in the chat. It'll be all everywhere.

[Stephen]

Oh, look at this image they used for.

[Brandon]

That's what it looks like.

[Stephen]

Yes. Holy.

[Kyle]

What you're gonna get.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Max Crosby.

[Danny]

Why was there a stack of VHS tapes behind him?

[Mackenzie]

Anyone else feel slighted by Connor not inviting them to the magician?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Birthday party.

[Mackenzie]

Isn't that crazy?

[Brandon]

So wait, Connor crazy? Connor Griffin on Friday said, are you doing anything this week? And I said, I have no plans. What about you? He's like, I have a party. I was like, oh. He's like, but let me know if you're out Saturday.

[Mackenzie]

Wow. Huh?

[Danny]

Well, it goes even deeper than that.

[Brandon]

Was it his party?

[Kyle]

He planned it.

[Mackenzie]

He said, as I was leaving Friday, I talked to similar conversation. What do you. He was kind of like, dressed up and I noticed that and I wasn't sure why, but I. The thing about Connor is he always gets dressed for whatever he's doing the last part of the day. So he dresses. He will at 6am Put on his clothes for Whatever dinner he's going to.

[Brandon]

Or parties, I'm with that. I hate changing.

[Mackenzie]

Never change his clothes. So I noticed on Friday that he was like a little dressed up for what he usually is. And then I asked him, I asked him as I was leaving, he said, there's a party. He said it was for Penn State people, though, because he goes, yeah, I'm going to a party. And then I just kind of stared at him and he felt guilty and he's like, but it's just for Penn State people. And then, much to my surprise, on social media, there's a magician making birds come out of balloons. Mackenzie's recording it. And then she pans and it's half the office.

[Stephen]

Half the office.

[Kyle]

I didn't notice that.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah, the office is here.

[Kyle]

Who's all there?

[Danny]

He said wait for the pan. He wait for the pan.

[Mackenzie]

He said the party was Penn State people only.

[Big Cat]

But zoo zoo, Mackenzie mad.

[Brandon]

He Cuz he told me about the party, almost flaunting it. Yeah, I have a party, but text me if you're out.

[Big Cat]

Party in like a. Yeah.

[Mackenzie]

Where are they?

[Danny]

Classroom, basement.

[Stephen]

Also, do you guys know who this magician is?

[Danny]

Well, he's about to tell you.

[Tate]

Come.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Stephen]

He's like one of the most famous men in Chicago right now.

[Kyle]

Oh, he needs to.

[Mackenzie]

Oh, running in this show. This is crazy.

[Brandon]

Wait, so this was his get together?

[Mackenzie]

I want to get. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Tj, were you invited? No, he said he had a quota. He couldn't go over Danny.

[Big Cat]

Hell no.

[Stephen]

No, didn't even.

[Brandon]

He said he had a quota of four. And so Brandon, did he invite the guy that owes him everything ever?

[Danny]

Well, that would be more tightest. But no, he didn't. He knew I would say no, so I would have been a free invite. I don't know why he didn't invite me, because I would say no. But. But Titus would come and enjoyed it.

[Mackenzie]

I know.

[Danny]

We gave him a spot on the couch.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna take it out on him in practice.

[Danny]

Yeah, should start.

[Stephen]

Magician's very difficult to get. He went super viral on a tick tock about a year ago at this like bachelorette party or something like that.

[Big Cat]

It's. I mean, Connor Griffin got him.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I know, but this guy, he's like a big deal in Chicago now. And if you get him at your party, you're like, that's a big party.

[Brandon]

His Name's Walter King Jr. Yeah, we.

[Danny]

Could just book him on the act.

[Stephen]

I would love. I would love to. I thought about doing it for the Christmas special.

[Big Cat]

Book them Please, Stephen, do we have.

[Danny]

Any preferred date or whatever at the super bowl in San Francisco?

[Mackenzie]

Just make sure Connor's.

[Big Cat]

No, book him asap. I'll take him literally any day. Okay.

[Stephen]

He's amazing. From everything I've seen.

[Danny]

We do need Connor Griffin to announce him, though. Just see all the spellbinders.

[Big Cat]

Watch. He's not allowed to watch. Yeah, very mean of Connor. Penn State people only invited you. Something else? No, no, no.

[Brandon]

He said hit me up if you're out Saturday.

[Danny]

You all right?

[Stephen]

Can you hiccup Kyle or.

[Big Cat]

No, we have tape.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, about once a week.

[Big Cat]

Great to meet you, sir.

[Danny]

Good luck tonight.

[Tate]

Hey.

[Brandon]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

Listen, you guys should have been.

[Tate]

You guys should have done more last year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I agree.

[Danny]

I was kind of.

[Big Cat]

Does he know that Katic was on the team?

[Stephen]

He must.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there he is. He's ready to go.

[Stephen]

Big game. Shoot.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Let's go. Okay, boys, how we feeling?

[Tate]

I'm feeling very good. I'm feeling very good, Cat. I mean, I met. Like I said, we went to the final four three years ago.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Tate]

I wasn't in this attire. I was a little different attire.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was against Yukon. That was a tough one for you boys.

[Tate]

Did I meet you between games?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we. We sat, I think for the first half of the second game.

[Tate]

Yeah, first half, the second game. Because he. Because he had to go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

What's up, guys? How you doing?

[Brandon]

Good.

[Big Cat]

How we doing? Now, your. Your comment to Katic there, He should have done more last year. What do you mean?

[Tate]

You don't know?

[Big Cat]

I think.

[Tate]

Hey, listen, they had a magical year a year ago. People forget that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they.

[Tate]

They were undefeated until the told Ohio State. And then we all saw what happened there. But then you got. Then they went to the northern part of Notre Dame.

[Danny]

Yeah, right.

[Tate]

Let me tell you.

[Brandon]

And now everybody forgets about.

[Tate]

I think. I'll be honest. I think Indiana learned a lot from last year.

[Big Cat]

Do you think their offensive line is better this year than last year?

[Tate]

I would have to say, to be quite honest, I think they might be a little better than this. Than they were last part of the center.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Do you know Katic played on the team last year, right?

[Tate]

Yeah, Yeah, I was told that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. All right, so what's the plan for the rest of the day?

[Tate]

Rest of the day? We're probably going to start out for hard rock around, what, like 3, 3, 3 to 3, 3, 3. 15 around there.

[Big Cat]

I love it.

[Kyle]

You guys gonna get a booth? A table? What are you gonna get? Where Are you gonna sit?

[Tate]

No, we're sitting in 346.

[Big Cat]

Hard Rock is the name of the stadium.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So.

[Kyle]

I thought you were a pregame.

[Brandon]

And pre game next to Princess Guitar.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And now Katic and Rick, are you guys drinking? Yeah, but we're not. I'm not gonna be drinking during the game. I'm gonna be fully locked in. We're gonna go to a couple tailgates, if that's okay with Danny boy. I have some, you know, some old teammates, families that I want to say hi to and then we'll head in. I. I think the security is going to be a little bit more.

[Tate]

Yeah. Because Trump's in town. Etc.

[Big Cat]

Ah, got it. So wait, Danny, did you see what these guys got into last night? Because there was some talk that Katic maybe was celebrating like he'd already won the national title. He was out till 6:30 in the morning. Not at all. Went to bed at 6:30, woke up at 9:30. Three mile walk, visualizing, locked in. But you did party last night to the point where for sure people would have been like, oh, did they just. Did they already play the game? Did they win the national title already? No, it was more so just hanging with the boys. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[Mackenzie]

What's the fan split from walking around.

[Tate]

The same right now? From what I'm told. From my, from my guys, 50, 50, maybe 60, 40. Miami. We can't tell for sure until we get there. To be honest.

[Danny]

I think it's gonna be me 30.

[Big Cat]

I think it's gonna be a lot of Indiana. Those.

[Kyle]

A lot of cream and crimson here right now.

[Tate]

A lot of them. A lot of them did make the trip from. From Bloomington.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Keys to the game.

[Tate]

Key to the game. 1. Under no circumstances can we turn the ball over. No. We all seen what Indiana's done off those in this. In these playoffs. See, Ask Alabama and ask Oregon number two. I think we have to get the running game going and I think we have the backs to do in Fletcher Brown and Pringle. We have those backs. We need to. I think Beck has to be in a rhythm. They all, you know, we all know Indiana is going to focus on Tony, so we got to get CJ Daniels involved. We got to get Keelan Marion going. But I really need to see the tight end going with no Elijah Lofton tonight. Alex Bauman's going to have to step up in this game. Yeah, I think it's going to be the. Who's going to win in the trenches and I think we have the better trench play, really, on both sides because we have a very good offensive line. And I think I want to see how their Indiana's tackles deal with Bain and Macedon on the outside.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that is going to be the number one focus is Mazador and Bay. And I mean, I know our left tackle is first team all American. Right tackle has been, you know, musical chairs on that end, but obviously dominate the line of scrimmage, protect Fernando and red zone. Efficiency is the three keys for us. And Rick, what about you?

[Kyle]

Rick puts the keys to the.

[Big Cat]

No pictures of your tummy.

[TJ]

That was brutal.

[Big Cat]

That was a tough one.

[TJ]

That was an eye opener for sure.

[Kyle]

It starts tomorrow.

[TJ]

We're locking back in.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And how's Tate doing? Is he behind the camera?

[Kyle]

Crushing it. Just been on top of.

[Tate]

Very good job.

[Big Cat]

Great job planning everything.

[Danny]

Can't say enough good things about, hey.

[Big Cat]

Rice, I love it.

[Danny]

You'll be able to see anything. So.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Did you guys eat lunch yet?

[Tate]

We're thinking we want to eat some lunch. We're not sure yet. Anything we're doing with that tape.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we're gonna Uber and get some food.

[Tate]

Yeah, we're gonna get some. We're gonna get some food before we head to the stadium.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Tate]

Yeah, my thing is I told him get there early because once. Because remember, with all the security, you'll want to get there early.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely. You want to be in. In the seat very, very early. All right, well, boys, good. Good luck to both sides. I'm excited to watch. Thank you, sir. Yes. Have a great time. And may the best team win.

[Kyle]

Green light to drink 100 beers or.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, you guys can't drink 100 beers. Can drink 100 beers if you want to.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I've got a good head start on that right now.

[Big Cat]

People are saying you won't, so.

[Mackenzie]

Not that they won't. They can't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they can't. Literally can't drink a hundred beers.

[TJ]

Well, we're never daunted, so we'll get.

[Kyle]

To work on that.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Danny]

All right.

[Tate]

Take care, guys.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[TJ]

Right.

[Big Cat]

See you guys. Have fun. Excited. Danny's the best.

[Brandon]

Making dreams come true.

[Big Cat]

He really is.

[TJ]

Brandon.

[Brandon]

Welcome back.

[Mackenzie]

Kyle, now champion. National championship of your own for Kent State tomorrow playing Miami. Miami, Ohio is undefeated.

[Kyle]

Oh, they're real good this year. And is Kent doing all right?

[Mackenzie]

They're okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that would be big.

[Mackenzie]

Would that be something?

[Kyle]

It would be something.

[Mackenzie]

Be spoiler.

[Danny]

That'd be something.

[Kyle]

Would be nice on the day.

[Mackenzie]

You Learned a burp.

[Kyle]

Oh, my.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Mackenzie]

What a day.

[Kyle]

Stars.

[Big Cat]

Oh, tj. Speaking of which, I. Yeah.

[Danny]

Be cool.

[Big Cat]

Do you. What were you at with Rutgers basketball? I almost sent you a text, like, laughing at you, and then I was like, I don't even know if he.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they're super, like, unwatchable.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. So I was actually right to not text you.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It's a dumpster fire.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mackenzie]

Last year killed tj.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[Brandon]

Emotionally.

[Mackenzie]

Top five picks.

[Big Cat]

Waited.

[Brandon]

Waited two years to watch a team miss the tournament.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think I'm just.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Cuz I. I was watching the Wisconsin game. We were putting belt to ass and I was like, should I text cj? I was like, I don't even know.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I didn't even know that there was a game on, to be honest.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like it's. It's at that point where.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Brandon]

Just not worth watching.

[Big Cat]

That's brutal.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's brutal.

[Brandon]

Until they do another, like, top upset or something, which I'm sure will happen at some point because whatever.

[Big Cat]

Purdue or something. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are they geographically the best located college in America?

[Big Cat]

Oh, Purdue, Rutgers.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Equidistant to.

[Kyle]

They are the 1 major program in the New York City metro.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Why? We got the Big Ten basketball, St. John's football.

[Brandon]

Sorry.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, football.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Okay. Sorry. I. I don't. I never know how to.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I.

[Brandon]

You know, is Yukon closer?

[Danny]

The problem is for football, Penn State's not that far away. And then you got the. The snipers. Like Ohio State can come into New Jersey so easily.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. By the way, that's the answer to the Kurt Signetti. Have we ever seen this before in sports? It's Jim Calhoun at Yukon.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's the answer.

[Mackenzie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yukon was nothing. And he went there and he started winning national titles. Took him a little longer, but they were nothing.

[Danny]

Yeah. Bobby Baden at Florida State too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Did they have anything before?

[Danny]

Nothing. They were a girls college. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So there's the answers.

[Brandon]

So it can happen. Any of us, but yeah.

[Big Cat]

Rutgers, by far the best located school.

[Danny]

I. Thanks.

[Mackenzie]

Should change his name.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Mackenzie]

Rutgers.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Rucker St. John.

[Kyle]

Rucker St. John's who? We'd rather go to Rutgers and say, like, as far as campus.

[Danny]

This.

[Big Cat]

If you're. Yes, yes, definitely. Definitely.

[Kyle]

It's got the whole state of Jersey.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

To itself.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Yep.

[Stephen]

But it's like everyone. Penn State is so much fun. Happy Valley bubble. I never hear that about Rutgers. Nobody's ever like, Rutgers is a good.

[Mackenzie]

What does. Rucker.

[Stephen]

Is it?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's A weird name, right?

[Brandon]

His last name. Henry. Rutgers was a Revolutionary War.

[Danny]

But New Jersey University would be so much better.

[Brandon]

I don't think they're allowed to because I think what you said.

[Mackenzie]

Which side was he on?

[Big Cat]

Henry Ruckers is a loser.

[Brandon]

I'm pretty sure they couldn't go with New Jersey University because somebody else had it or something.

[Danny]

What about University of New Jersey?

[Brandon]

That's what I just said. Unj.

[Stephen]

What State.

[Big Cat]

There's ng. Njit.

[Brandon]

Technically, the school's name is Rucker. The State University of New Jersey.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

If you just call yourself the State University of New Jersey, that'd be awesome.

[Stephen]

I feel like I can't believe Jersey doesn't have have something else.

[Kyle]

So many top athletes.

[Brandon]

Not real.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean? Seton Hall's not real.

[Brandon]

Everybody that's a Seton hall basketball fan is either a Ruckers or Notre Dame football fan.

[Big Cat]

Frank, there's no way any of them are Rutgers football fans.

[Brandon]

A lot of them are. Yeah, a ton of them are. That's.

[Big Cat]

That's tough.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So they're rivals in basketball, but they're fans.

[Big Cat]

Dual fan is. That's tough.

[Mackenzie]

Se.

[Kyle]

And how. Rucker.

[Big Cat]

Jets.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Ruckers.

[Tate]

Jets.

[Kyle]

Mets.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Islanders.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Islanders.

[Big Cat]

That's tough. Oh, Nets.

[Kyle]

Is there a worst combo seen all Rucker Jets.

[Brandon]

Tough life.

[Mackenzie]

Jets.

[Big Cat]

I want to talk to that guy.

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

By the way, last A.D. pizza Hut before the QB says hut, you need to make the call to Pizza Hut and order the big New Yorker their biggest pizza. For the biggest games the natty tonight. And unless you're getting nil money, you'll be happy to know it is just $10 for a limited time. New York style crust flavored with parmesan oregano seasoning and massive slices so big you have to fold them. The big New Yorker's Pizza Hut's biggest pizza. For the biggest game. Pre order the big New Yorker and Pizza Hut app or Pizza Hu. All right. Good show. Yeah, Kyle, good luck.

[Mackenzie]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

I'll see you Wednesday for your first burp. I'm excited. Very excited.

[Kyle]

Great.

[Big Cat]

See how that goes.

[Kyle]

Who would have thought?

[Big Cat]

Who's streaming tonight? Brandon.

[Danny]

I'll be here. Glutman will be here. You'll not be here.

[Big Cat]

Probably not.

[Danny]

Okay, cool. I'll be here. We'll have the chat up. We'll have a good time. I hope not. Hopefully he's leaving. Casey will be here.

[Big Cat]

He's staying here. Just to stay here.

[Danny]

Casey will be here. Yeah, we'll. We'll have the college football crew here.

[Big Cat]

All right. Love it. Love it. All right, let's spin the wheel, and.

[Danny]

Then we'll do unnecessary roughness right after.

[Big Cat]

And then you gotta get a hotel.

[Danny]

I already got it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Danny]

Let's go.

[Big Cat]

Brandon. Now this.

[Brandon]

Where are you staying?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Stephen]

What room?

[Danny]

I don't know that either.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Shay]

Is there a pool?

[Danny]

Don't know.

[Big Cat]

Would have been so funny if it was wet.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna miss it, man.

[Big Cat]

You have the chance.

[Danny]

Give me some time.

[Big Cat]

Think about it.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

All right. See you tomorrow.

[Brandon]

If you are a woman or know a woman that would be interested in Connor Griffin, hit that link. It's in the chat. It'll be on all of our socials. February 6th, the week after Valentine's Day. Connor Griffin, dating Show. All right, see you guys tomorrow. I love you guys.

[Big Cat]

Bye.