Mintzy Suffered A DEVASTATING Broken Ankle (Or Did He?!): Wed Jul 15, 2026

Summary

The Yak – "Mintzy Suffered A DEVASTATING Broken Ankle (Or Did He?!)"

Episode Date: July 15, 2026
Hosts/Participants: Brandon Walker, Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, TJ, Danny, Ron Deutsch, Pat, Danny, Green Greg, Benjamin "Mintzy" Mincy, Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad), many regulars

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak centers on two main storylines that drive most of the laughter and intrigue:

1. Brandon Walker launching his own solo "College Football Show" at Barstool, and the friendly ribbing and future planning around his ambitions.
2. Mintzy's "devastating" ankle injury, whether it's legitimate or suspiciously well-timed just after he canceled running the Chicago Marathon—complete with live investigations, office drama, and a (spoiler: real!) medical update.

The episode is packed with the show's trademark blend of absurdity, inside jokes, and warm camaraderie, including a hilarious family segment with Ron Deutsch and his dad (Buddy), plus revealing personal stories and office gossip.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Brandon Walker’s New Solo Show Ambitions

[02:36–12:40]

• Brandon formally announces The Brandon Walker College Football Show, including plans for guests, solo rants, watchalongs, and even a home studio.
• The crew quizzes, congratulates, and light-roasts him about "going solo" versus the safety of group shows.
  • Kyle: “It’s a solo show with three people.” (03:31)
  • Brandon: "You’ve wanted to do this for about 10 years." (04:02)
• Discussions on the need to build something sustainable for a possible move back to Mississippi.
  • Brandon: “The second Big Cat decides to hang up his jacket with coattails that I’m attached to in his closet, I’m stuck in the dark.” (06:12)
  • Kyle: “Me and Big Cat are gonna be fine.” (06:21)
• "Inspired by any solo hosts?" "Absolutely not." Playful but earnest banter about inspirations, personal ambitions, and content evolution.
• Many jokes about who qualifies as a real "solo" talent and how Barstool duos split up (think Mike & Mike references).

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2. The Mintzy Ankle Saga: Is He Faking or Frail?

[13:14–14:03 & 25:48–47:17 & 56:03–59:01 & 100:00–114:00]

• Rumors begin: Mintzy claims a "devastating" ankle injury. The crew is skeptical due to his history and the timing—he canceled Chicago Marathon just prior to the injury.
  • TJ: "He doordashed crutches but couldn’t doordash ice last night." (13:56)
• Live Investigation:
  • Efforts are made to review footage, analyze the injury, and interrogate Mintzy on-air.
  • Mintzy arrives: Struggles with crutches & gives muddled explanations.
    • Kyle, about crutch technique: “This is a bridge too far, man.” (26:40)
• Confrontation:
  • TJ asks Mintzy to explain the suspicious cancellation of marathon plans before the injury.
    • TJ: "You texted someone yesterday saying you’re not... you’re officially out, and then you got hurt." (42:03)
  • Mintzy insists the injury is real and unrelated to his withdrawal, but agrees the “timing is unfortunate.”
• Physical Evidence:
  • Mintzy removes his shoe to show a visibly swollen foot, prompting the panel to accept the legitimacy.
    • TJ: “That’s a little swollen.” (46:49)
  • Panel still can’t help but laugh at the sequence of events and Mintzy’s general misfortune.
    • Kyle: “That boy’s got a hurt foot.” (49:06)
• Medical Update:
  • Mintzy and Tate (colleague) zoom in from the podiatrist; Mintzy’s diagnosis is a legit broken ankle (fibula), with projected recovery 6–12 weeks, soft cast.
    • Pat, on being actually injured: "No better feeling than actually being hurt. Vindication." (101:51)
  • Mintzy: “I do feel some vindication.” (102:11)
  • By episode’s end, Mintzy is formally cleared to use the office treadmill during recovery—one victory within his defeat.

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3. The Deutsch Family Circus: Beer Chugging & Life Lessons

[17:14–24:07 & 57:00–75:12]

• Ron Deutsch’s Dad, Buddy, joins the show:
  • Legendary for his passion for wasps, snakes, and 70-year-old athleticism.
  • The panel is awed by his anti-aging regimen and father-son bonding, which includes hurling footballs at each other as hard as possible until someone quits.
  • Memorable exchange:
    • Buddy: "Have you got anybody slow here? I could just play one-on-one basketball." (70:02)
    • TJ: "We got some slow guys." (70:08)
  • Buddy (on growing up): “He was a very late bloomer ... hairless and 6’2 at 17 … The doctor said he’d never have friends.” (65:52, 66:06)
    • The story stuns the room, and the hilarity grows as they learn more about Ron’s upbringing, “slow learner” reputation, and thriving beer-chugging career.
• Audience Favorite: The whole Deutsch family segment is rendered as an instant classic for its mix of weird, wholesome, and eccentric father-son energy.

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4. Home Run Derby & Office Sports Machismo

[15:43–16:58 & 51:08–52:59]

• The group discusses an upcoming Barstool home run derby duos event.
  • Everyone must bring an outside partner; Ron Deutsch has chosen his dad.
  • Ron, deadpan: “He loves that—if you want to throw a football at him as hard as you can.” (18:05)
  • TJ playfully boasts about his partner being a "major league baseball player," raising the stakes.
• Trash talk, strategic speculation, and some anxiety about personal athletic performance abound.

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5. Unfiltered Office Strangeness & Jokey Chaos

Running throughout

• Running gags:
  • "Are you leaving?" "No, I’m not leaving."
  • “Who’s Mike? Who’s Mike?” when discussing duos splitting.
  • Constant riffing on friendless doctors, the absurd pace of the Barstool office, and "hot takes."
• Side stories:
  • Green Greg tells the tale of his stolen backpack, complete with a bonanza of snacks, cash, and weed—"homeless guy hit the lotto." (33:11)
  • The “diarrhea state” debate (ranks Ohio, Michigan, Missouri).
  • Miscellaneous office updates, including Donnie missing a stream for a haircut (and maybe a golf simulator visit).
  • Weather/El Niño talk and Midwestern suffering.
  • Animal stories: cats, dogs, and office staff’s complicated pet histories.
  • Tangents regarding pop culture (Noah Kahan's rise, Stevie Wonder’s age) and sports trivia.

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Most Notable Quotes & Moments

• "He’s the goldfish of takes."
  – Brandon Walker, on his take-making stamina (09:42)

• "No better feeling than actually being hurt. Vindication."
  – Pat, re: Mintzy’s confirmed broken ankle (101:51)

• “He doordashed crutches but couldn’t doordash ice last night.”
  – TJ, on Mintzy’s priorities (13:56)

• "He loves that—if you want to throw a football at him as hard as you can."
  – Ron Deutsch, introducing his dad’s unbreakable spirit (18:05)

• "Doctor said he’d never have friends ... and now look at him."
  – Buddy, on Ron’s late blooming and doctor’s dire predictions (66:06–66:16)

• "If he is faking it, you have an idea of what he might be?" – TJ, on the Mintzy conspiracy theory (37:44)

• "Every dad dreams of a big son."
  – TJ, during the Deutsch family segment (19:56)

• "He was a giant, hairless, slow learner."
  – Ron and Buddy, on high school Ron (67:05–67:20)

• "Going to have the interns getting him water, wiping his butt …" – TJ, forecasting Mintzy’s future as an office invalid (103:33)

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Segment Timestamps

• [02:36–12:40] – Launching Brandon’s solo show: rationale, plans, friendly hazing
• [13:14–14:03, 25:48–47:17, 56:03–59:01, 100:00–114:00] – Mintzy’s ankle saga: rumors, evidence, live busting, medical confirmation
• [17:14–24:07, 57:00–75:12] – Ron Deutsch & his dad Buddy (wasps, height, family strangeness)
• [15:43–16:58, 51:08–52:59] – Home Run Derby / office sports duos
• [33:00–34:03] – Green Greg’s lost backpack story
• [60:22–61:34] – "Diarrhea states" rankings—Ohio top of the heap
• [64:51–75:06] – Deutsch Family: anti-aging, football, wild childhood tales
• [86:16–88:36] – Weather/El Niño debate
• [92:48–94:34] – Noah Kahan's hold on America’s women

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Episode Tone and Final Thoughts

The Yak delivers its trademark blend of chaotic energy, inside jokes, and peculiar sincerity. This episode is defined by:

• Mocking/Nostalgic Camaraderie: Relentless ball-busting, especially about Mintzy’s unlucky (but real!) injury.
• Absurd Family Lore: The Deutsch segment is both bizarre and touching, especially the “giant, hairless, friendless” stories.
• Real-Life Workplace Drama: As Brandon plans his future, the rest of the crew gently teases but ultimately supports his ambitions.

Whether you’re invested in Barstool personalities or just enjoy off-the-rails group banter, this episode is classic Yak—equal parts surreal, candid, and genuinely funny.

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If you missed it, catch up for:

• The "Is Mintzy faking?" real-time investigation/payoff.
• Ron and Buddy Deutsch's father-son dynamic (and chat about wasps, puberty, and the literal meaning of friendship).
• The inside look at Barstool’s evolving personalities—ambition, anxiety, and all.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Kyle]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[TJ]

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[Kyle]

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[TJ]

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[Danny]

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[TJ]

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[Danny]

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[TJ]

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[Danny]

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[TJ]

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[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Is this Brandon Walker from the Brandon

[Kyle]

Walker College Football Show?

[Danny]

Huge get for us.

[Kyle]

What the.

[Danny]

The Brandon Walker.

[TJ]

How did we get.

[Ron Deutsch]

Never heard of him.

[Pat]

Tj.

[TJ]

How'd you get this guy? It's the brand. Brandon Walker from the Brandon Walker College Football Show.

[Green Greg]

Oh my God.

[Kyle]

Yep. Coming August 3rd.

[TJ]

What?

[Kyle]

Monday night.

[TJ]

Oh, money.

[Danny]

Rob.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Your boy's back on his own.

[Brandon Walker]

So you Left. So you were second chair on Mostly Sports.

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

And now third chair.

[Kyle]

I'm still on most.

[TJ]

Connor Griffin is way more important to that show.

[Brandon Walker]

Has anybody called dibs on his spot?

[Kyle]

No, I'm still on Mostly Sports. I'm still on the Yak. I'm still on everything. I'm just doing this, doing this. A little solo. I was always doing unnecessary roughness. This changes nothing.

[TJ]

Well, it's the Brandon Walker college football doing unnecessary roughness.

[Brandon Walker]

How many people. How many people were on unnecessary roughness last year?

[Kyle]

14.

[TJ]

Like a clown.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was too many. It's too many now.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this a heavier lift now?

[Kyle]

It's a solo show with three people.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Kyle]

Yeah, man.

[Green Greg]

Wow.

[Kyle]

And the blunt man. Wow.

[Danny]

You're going double.

[Brandon Walker]

You're going double.

[Danny]

Holy shit.

[TJ]

What if they team up against you?

[Kyle]

They. They don't.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they put something to a vote?

[Kyle]

Both of those boys view me as their brother more than their brother. Brother.

[TJ]

I disagree.

[Kyle]

Brother. Brother. Brother. Yep, kind of excited. Monday, Monday, Thursday. And then on the season, we'll do a Saturday night recap show. We're gonna do some watch alongs.

[Brandon Walker]

You've wanted to do this for about 10 years.

[Kyle]

I got my blogging password.

[TJ]

Can I get a question?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[TJ]

And you can say no to this, but please remember us when you get so big. You're way past us.

[Kyle]

Don't mock me.

[TJ]

I'm not mocking.

[Kyle]

Don't mock me. Yes, you are mocking me.

[TJ]

I'm not mocking, but you're.

[Kyle]

You're mocking me.

[TJ]

Please remember us.

[Kyle]

Kyle was smocking me, but he. He's smocking me.

[TJ]

No, I'm not.

[Green Greg]

You've come a long way.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Thank you. Thank you, Kyle. Well, that sounded earnest, though.

[TJ]

Anyone here have their own show?

[Brandon Walker]

That was Kyle.

[TJ]

No one here has their own show.

[Kyle]

It's just. It's just because. Remember us, solo wise. I just. I can.

[TJ]

Stephen Chase got quick picks.

[Kyle]

I can rip. I can rip the takes quicker and I don't.

[Green Greg]

I get it. Are you inspired by any, like, solo hosts?

[Kyle]

No. Not even a little bit? Not even a little bit? No one?

[Brandon Walker]

That bald guy.

[Danny]

Which one?

[Kyle]

Guys, I was. I was solo before him. His. His show.

[TJ]

I was not. The other.

[Brandon Walker]

No, the other one.

[Kyle]

Which.

[Brandon Walker]

Fine bomb.

[TJ]

Fine bomb.

[Kyle]

No, no, no. I don't like him. Hey, him. Him.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I'm. I. I was solo in 2020. 22. And we had fun doing it, but we were stuck on, you know, nobody can see the show. Correct. Yes. T.J. way in here. You got it. Thank you.

[TJ]

No, I'M just fucking with you, Brandon.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

So your plan is to go back south?

[Kyle]

I've. I've told you everybody in this room, I've told you that eventually.

[Brandon Walker]

You haven't been clear. Are you joining busing?

[Kyle]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[TJ]

They already got Coleman, right?

[Kyle]

No, I copy PMT with. With mostly I. I'm headed. I. Eventually I'm going back to Mississippi.

[Brandon Walker]

You've said that forever.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And this is a step. I got to have something that in a coffin. No, you'll be dead. I got to be able to.

[TJ]

In a pine box, brother.

[Kyle]

I can't logically on my salary, go down to Mississippi and just work down there. Remote without. That's not a lot of value to barstool. I got to have something that can travel on its own and it's its own.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you probably don't need that big salary in Mississippi.

[TJ]

So how you're. It's your ticket. Your ticket out of here.

[Kyle]

I'm trying to.

[TJ]

Fucking loser.

[Danny]

I gotta build something on your own.

[Kyle]

I'm trying to build something on my own.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta build something from the ground.

[Brandon Walker]

I completely get it. Because the second Big cat decides to hang up his jacket with coattails that I'm attached to in his closet.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm stuck in the dark there.

[Kyle]

You're all fucked. Yeah, me and Big Cat are gonna be fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, exactly right.

[TJ]

It's gonna be a great show.

[Brandon Walker]

You're born for it callers.

[Kyle]

You gonna come on there?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Well, I mean am I allowed? It's a Brandon Walker call.

[Kyle]

So it.

[TJ]

Oh we could.

[Kyle]

I just. I just like to say change. I'd like to have you.

[TJ]

Have you made the logo yet? Yes, I'd like the brand Dan Walker.

[Kyle]

College football has a. Oh, that's not solo. I'd like to say there are people out there thinking, oh you just going to you be you talking for an hour. No, I'm going to like every different. Every show probably have a different guest on there with me to talk about.

[TJ]

What if I just subtly sit behind you the whole time?

[Kyle]

No, because that's not. You're not a solo.

[TJ]

I'm like Glenn in Tom Green.

[Kyle]

You're not a subtle sit behind guy.

[TJ]

Just sit in the door.

[Brandon Walker]

Let him be your AJ hog second episode.

[Kyle]

I'd be sitting back there.

[TJ]

No, it's the brand date. Your name comes first. I'll change my name.

[Green Greg]

Brand Dan.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So I'm excited about it. I think we're doing a lot of fun things.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're I think you're good at it too. You can.

[Kyle]

I enjoy it.

[Brandon Walker]

You can talk.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Stefan's gonna come. He's gonna help me build a studio. He's gonna sigh when you step and sigh at my house.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're building a studio at your house?

[TJ]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Lights, everything.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You're gonna make Stefan drive all the way up there?

[Kyle]

It's not that far.

[TJ]

Oh, what have you told. Have you told your dolls yet?

[Kyle]

Well, they'll be. They'll. They'll. They'll be on the shelves.

[TJ]

No, but I mean, the dolls. There's some dolls that are not gonna make the cut.

[Kyle]

No, not everybody's making the cut.

[TJ]

Right. I know, but some dolls are maybe gonna have to be thrown out with all this.

[Kyle]

Nobody's getting thrown out. My dolls know who. The money doll.

[TJ]

Where's your studio gonna be?

[Kyle]

In the corner of my basement, maybe.

[Danny]

That could be episode one. As you a doll draft doll the doll draft.

[TJ]

Telling Hakeem Olajuwon he didn't make the cut.

[Brandon Walker]

Hakeem o excited. And I am happy.

[Kyle]

I am excited. I am.

[TJ]

You know, we're just ball busted. Yeah.

[Kyle]

We're just anything that gives me a step closer to getting the away from.

[TJ]

And we're doing promo.

[Danny]

Really?

[TJ]

For the show.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we're ball busting. August 3rd. August 3rd. Monday, August 3rd.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you would do a reverse mama and you would move to Mississippi in six months. Come back, you're back.

[Kyle]

I don't think.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's us.

[Brandon Walker]

The old reverse mama.

[TJ]

You'd miss us.

[Kyle]

Don't think so, buddy.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you be taking the Blutman with you to Mississippi?

[Kyle]

Doubt it. They have.

[TJ]

You can't deal with.

[Kyle]

They have Internet technology that you can. You can.

[Brandon Walker]

You almost took TJ with you, though.

[Kyle]

I. Well, that was when TJ had nothing going on in his life and. And now he does.

[Brandon Walker]

Forgot about that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

What would be your Achilles heel as a solo entertainer being.

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Danny]

Who was that question for?

[TJ]

Kyle, you're kind of looking in my direction.

[Kyle]

Do you want me to answer?

[Green Greg]

Oh, yes.

[TJ]

Oh, I would say tremendously unlikable.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

No brand's gonna crush it. He loves college football. He knows it better than pretty much anyone.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And he can talk about it better than anyone. And he's got opinions that. Here's the thing that Brandon does better than I would say. I'm not gonna name names, but maybe people outside these walls. People outside these walls do a lot of ball. Washington. And I want to be your friend. Brandon will just give you a Take.

[Green Greg]

Right.

[TJ]

And then if he's wrong, he doesn't care. He'll just give you another take. He'll just keep giving you takes till you're so full of takes, you don't know what to do.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the goldfish of takes.

[TJ]

No matter how I am. That was a truthful honesty.

[Kyle]

It was.

[Danny]

No matter how many times. Yeah, right.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think you care about winning favor with anybody.

[Kyle]

No, I don't.

[TJ]

Right.

[Kyle]

No, I don't.

[TJ]

This is how we do. This is how we do. We're doing a little cat. It was a capoeira. The dance. The Brazilian dance.

[Brandon Walker]

The fighting dance.

[TJ]

The fighting dance. Fighting dance. Right now, where I give you a little.

[Brandon Walker]

It's beautiful and sensual, yet deadly.

[TJ]

Yes, exactly. No, but that is the truth. Brandon is. Brandon gives you honest opinions, not trying to curry favor from anyone.

[Green Greg]

Yeah, he's like Jack Crystal mispronouncing Samalaja Bhutu.

[TJ]

Right.

[Green Greg]

He hated when Sam Elajabutu tackled bulldogs. I wish someone would tackle besides this Sam Elijah Bhuttu. I'm tired of saying his name.

[Kyle]

I wish Matthew Boyd would have made that tackle.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Was this from, like, 1993? You know who else he hated? A Desola Badan.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He struggled with a Desola Badan. Oh,

[TJ]

it's good that you got Blutman, too, because Blutman is also in that camp of. He'll just give you a take.

[Kyle]

Yeah. That's why.

[TJ]

And he'll tell you you're wrong.

[Kyle]

Loveman's part of the. Yeah, he's. He's big part.

[TJ]

Yeah. I'm excited.

[Kyle]

Congrats. Thank you.

[TJ]

It will be awesome. I'm also pretending like I didn't know about this for, like, a year, but. Yeah, dude, you showed that. Right?

[Brandon Walker]

You showed me a logo for the Brandon Walker college football show. My first week of dude, we ban new bro.

[TJ]

Dude, he was doing.

[Green Greg]

No one's surprised.

[TJ]

He was doing, like, the seventh grade girl thing where he was writing, you know, the crush's last name.

[Brandon Walker]

He was just doodling walk football. You think it's cute?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's cute.

[TJ]

Cursive

[Brandon Walker]

gel pen.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. We're here. We're here.

[Brandon Walker]

Congratulations, man.

[Danny]

Going to miss you.

[Kyle]

I'm not. Not leaving.

[TJ]

Yeah, I'm going to miss the. Out of you, dude.

[Kyle]

I'm not leaving. Not leaving.

[TJ]

Do we go to Blutman if we want to. If we want to meet with you.

[Kyle]

No. You can probably just come.

[Danny]

Is Blutman your malasac?

[Kyle]

No. No. Well, which Luki would be okay? Look, he's producing. Liam's a talent.

[Brandon Walker]

What are some success stories of, like, popular duos splitting and, like, one going solo? What did Costello do?

[TJ]

Who's Mike And Mike and Mike.

[Kyle]

Mike.

[Danny]

I'm Mike for sure.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Danny]

Are you?

[Kyle]

Well, no, we're not. He's not talking about us. He's talking about me.

[TJ]

No, no, you guys are Mike and Mike. Who's Mike?

[Kyle]

We're not splitting.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think I'm. I think you could. I think I'm Mike.

[TJ]

I agree.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're both.

[Kyle]

I'm.

[Danny]

I'm Mike and Mike. Yeah, I'm Mike and you're the. Are you the Subway Fresh take hotline?

[TJ]

You're Jared.

[Green Greg]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's Jared. Mark's hall and your oats. You'll be overnight. You'll.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

No one

[Danny]

now. We're rooting for you, Brandon, from all of us at Mostly Sports. We wish you.

[Kyle]

I'm not leaving.

[Danny]

We wish you the best of luck

[TJ]

and you're new and dead.

[Danny]

Anyway. Anyway, our show can help you out. You just let us know.

[Kyle]

Mark, I already had a call for you.

[TJ]

A retweet.

[Kyle]

Already had a college football podcast in the fall. This changes nothing. Just. Just changes nothing. As far as my commitment to mostly sports for the next 12 months. 12 months? Yeah, it's. We're on a. We're on a year to year at this point.

[TJ]

Steven's out today. What did he say? What was this?

[Brandon Walker]

H Vac.

[Kyle]

Broke his ankle.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah, we got that whole situation.

[Brandon Walker]

I've heard whispers and rumblings that it's. There's layers.

[TJ]

Mincy has said that he. Yeah, damn near broken his ankle.

[Brandon Walker]

He's told some people that he's broken it bad.

[TJ]

He. It doesn't look bad at all.

[Brandon Walker]

Looks great. Looks like that's just a foot on frozen people.

[Pat]

I zoomed in on it because I was like, am I crazy? Am I missing something that I have

[TJ]

summoned Tate and Dom to go fetch him? He's at home. He said he couldn't get. He couldn't come here.

[Benjamin Mincy]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

Doordash crutches.

[TJ]

Yeah, there they go. Way to pick up Mincy from his apartment. Because I have. I have a couple questions. Couple quick questions that I would like

[Brandon Walker]

to he doordashed crutches, but he couldn't doordash ice last night.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Wait. Tate is securing the security footage.

[TJ]

Tate went to Nancy's earlier. We've got some stuff.

[Kyle]

This Tate is a dog, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. He.

[TJ]

What is he on?

[Green Greg]

That's the least swollen part of his

[Pat]

Body is this foot on food.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Frozen pizza. He didn't have ice.

[Green Greg]

That's a nice ankle.

[Brandon Walker]

It is.

[Green Greg]

It's like he's gonna model for like a no show soccer. Gonna get poached by bombas. It's also best body part.

[Kyle]

It's also red and discolored. That one spot where the shoe was. If sprain your ankle it's gonna. It's gonna get some. Some color to it.

[Brandon Walker]

If this is all to get out of shoveling in the backyard. I think this is actually good PR for him because this is super funny.

[TJ]

Let's. I'll give you a little teaser. It's. It's to get out of something.

[Kyle]

Is it something but not something else.

[TJ]

It's to get out of something. Not the backyard.

[Green Greg]

Is he get the backyard?

[TJ]

Because remember he was perfectly healthy yesterday and he got out that by just never going back there.

[Kyle]

Okay. So you're aware of what the other thing is?

[TJ]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, is he gonna magically be cured by Friday when we go to the Cubs game with no food and free drink?

[TJ]

Let's just say he's gonna have to pretend this ankles hurt for a long time.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you postponing the thing that he was.

[TJ]

No, he.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

We're.

[TJ]

It's gonna have to. It's. Let's see. What is. It's July. I'm guessing this is going to be at least a three month ankle.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he trying to get a camp?

[TJ]

It's just a wild guess.

[Pat]

Oh, summer camp.

[TJ]

No, that's. That's next month.

[Green Greg]

Trying to think of something he wouldn't want to do physically.

[Pat]

The home run.

[TJ]

We'll get there.

[Kyle]

We'll get.

[TJ]

Don't worry. We'll get there.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I'm really fascinated.

[Danny]

Huh? Yeah.

[TJ]

Are you? Who's competing at home? Am I the only one competing in homer derby?

[Brandon Walker]

I think so.

[Danny]

There's no. I got cut. I got cut.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the best day of Ebo's life. He is walking.

[TJ]

Who's Ebo's partner?

[Kyle]

Oh, I know but I don't.

[Pat]

I don't think they've announced it yet.

[Kyle]

It's an outside the company secret.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh.

[Pat]

I mean everybody gets to bring one person. Did you say who yours is yet?

[TJ]

I have a major league baseball player.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's a good call.

[Kyle]

That's a good start.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Great call.

[TJ]

Now I have to actually perform because I'm sure he will. But it's a partnership.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you can let him carry.

[TJ]

Hopefully.

[Pat]

Do you think this is like a dream event for a major league Baseball player. Like he's gonna get.

[TJ]

He was like. I was just like, hey, major league, do this. And he was like, yeah, that sounds like fun.

[Pat]

But it's like getting to go play against like five year.

[TJ]

Like he hasn't currently played.

[Kyle]

Throw him off. Wasn't it just.

[TJ]

He doesn't currently. He played in the major leagues for like I think 10 years.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, so he's. He's good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Pitcher. Oh, what if you accidentally got a pitcher?

[TJ]

You got John Lester. John Lester probably still would dominate.

[Danny]

He probably would.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No, they probably would.

[TJ]

It's gonna be so hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Did Deutsch say who he's bringing?

[TJ]

No. I know, but it's very funny.

[Brandon Walker]

That's.

[Danny]

I know too. And I want to talk about.

[TJ]

All right, let's get him down here.

[Danny]

Deutsch said something to me about his. His guest that I. I want to talk about.

[TJ]

Let's just say you said it to

[Danny]

a lot of people.

[TJ]

You got to tune into the stream tonight, but maybe he'll tell us.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he said he's bringing his guest to the.

[TJ]

Oh, here he is. Yeah, I was just going to text you wearing his Michigan.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Deutsch.

[TJ]

I. I just revealed a little teaser. My guess is someone who played in Major league Baseball. I heard your guess is better.

[Ron Deutsch]

It'll be funny.

[TJ]

Yeah. Who's do you want to tell? Say who your guest is. It's good promo for tonight.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah, it's my 70 year old father.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No way.

[Ron Deutsch]

Your dad, he's like, he's like five to ten minutes away right now.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Oh, love it.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw love swinging out of hornets.

[Green Greg]

He's got a nice five to ten minutes the other day.

[Danny]

I hadn't seen you in a while and then I saw you upstairs and I was like, oh Deutsch, I hadn't seen you in a while. How you been? Or whatever. And you go, my dad's coming in. And I was like, that's awesome. Are you guys going to knock down hornets nests? I just made a little comment like that. Like you guys going around the city to knock down hornet nest and you said no, but if you want to throw a football at him as hard as you can, he loves that. That was your answer to so can

[TJ]

we throw football at him today? Oh yeah, we're gonna throw football at your dad.

[Danny]

And I haven't stopped thinking about it

[Brandon Walker]

that you're at him or to him.

[Ron Deutsch]

It's you both. Like we on the 4th of July, we just threw a football as hard as we could at each other and I quit and Then my cousin went and he quit.

[Green Greg]

Your dad won? Yeah. Where was he getting hit?

[Ron Deutsch]

No, he. We're like. We're catching the ball.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, but you're throwing it hard.

[Ron Deutsch]

Oh, we're throwing it hard.

[Danny]

Throwing it really hard.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he have a cannon?

[Ron Deutsch]

He has a really good arm.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

All right, so we can watch you and him throw footballs at each other. Yeah, that'd be great.

[Ron Deutsch]

He might just need to stretch out real quick.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

And he's gonna come in here.

[Ron Deutsch]

Should be in the next five to 10 minutes.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Ron Deutsch]

You got a taxi?

[Brandon Walker]

Do we call him Mr. Deutsch, buddy, or.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah, or you can call him Mr. Deutsch.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Cask. What did he do for a living? What's some background on. On Buddy?

[Ron Deutsch]

He's sold real estate in Portsmouth, New Hampshire, for the last 40 years.

[Pat]

Oh, sweet.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

I was expecting something absurd.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Green Greg]

Tnt.

[Ron Deutsch]

But his real passion is, like, wasps and snakes.

[Pat]

So funny here.

[Ron Deutsch]

Throwing footballs at each other, like, I assume, too.

[TJ]

Like, this is a dumb question. He's immensely proud of you.

[Ron Deutsch]

Hugely.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's amazing.

[TJ]

Yeah, I love that.

[Ron Deutsch]

We went to Planet Fitness when I was back, and he just walks around just like. I love introducing me to all of his friends.

[TJ]

That's awesome.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Every dad dreams of a big son.

[TJ]

Yeah. Large son.

[Brandon Walker]

And you're that.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah, he. I think he's shrinking a little bit, and he's convinced. He's convinced that I'm still growing.

[Green Greg]

That's a proud man, Ron. Come here.

[Ron Deutsch]

He made me, like. He's measured me, like, three or four times.

[TJ]

He's drawing you like.

[Green Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

How old are you?

[TJ]

The door where it's like, here's. Ronnie is 6. Here's Ronnie is 7. Here's Ronnie is 38.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah, I'm 37.

[TJ]

And he's like, definitely.

[Green Greg]

Wait, your dad measures you regularly?

[Brandon Walker]

That's a proud father.

[Green Greg]

With what? With a. With what?

[Ron Deutsch]

We have, like, a special height. We have, like, a height thing, and he just measures me. He's like, you've definitely grown since 35. He always adds in it. He's like, you must be like. You're like, six, seven. What's going. You're still growing, but I think I just have a couple different shoes with a little bit more heel, and he just doesn't get that.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Is your mother around?

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah, well, she's in St. Croix right now visiting my sister, so.

[Green Greg]

Okay.

[Ron Deutsch]

He had the week off, so.

[Green Greg]

How does she react? She Deutschy?

[Ron Deutsch]

No. Yeah. I don't Know how they ended up together? Because she's just pretty horrified by everything that we do.

[Green Greg]

Great mom.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Who does your sister take after?

[Ron Deutsch]

Probably closer to my mom.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Ron Deutsch]

And me and my dad are more similar.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I need, I need a Deutsche family reunion video.

[Ron Deutsch]

We could probably do that.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you guys get wild?

[Ron Deutsch]

My dad's not the biggest drinker. He doesn't, he doesn't need to drink. He's just pretty out of control on his, on his own.

[Danny]

Did he like showing you off to his friends when you're growing up or like, was he like, watch, watch my boy hit this golf ball. Watch my boy. Well, that's Jim, come over here. Watch my boy. Yeah, throw this football. Go ahead. Go ahead, Ronnie, throw it.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Ron Deutsch]

That's how we, we started talking about the dart in the hand. He was with all of his buddies at a bar and that's how. Like that kind of thing.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Look at my son get injured.

[Ron Deutsch]

He'll all. He'll always try to like, get the party going with like something really weird and dangerous.

[Brandon Walker]

So how was he when he first saw your chugging? Was he like, did a tear roll down his eye, like with pride? Because that's an ultimate thing to show to his boys.

[Green Greg]

And sorry if we've talked about this, but what, at what age did you realize your affinity for chugging?

[Ron Deutsch]

Like, seventh grade.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Ron Deutsch]

Through the man show. There's a guy that could do it, a guy called the Fox in the man show that could pour it down.

[Green Greg]

Beer, though?

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Seventh.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah. And then I didn't really get into drinking beer until high school.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you ever tried to reach out to the Fox?

[Ron Deutsch]

He passed.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Damn. He didn't want to do it.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah. I don't know what the life expectancy is for the Fox or just the beer drinking thing, but I don't, I don't know how long. I think he made it like 65, which is pretty good.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty good run.

[Ron Deutsch]

Which is a good run.

[TJ]

The Fox.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[TJ]

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[Ron Deutsch]

That sounds awesome.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Ron Deutsch]

Thanks guys.

[TJ]

Brandon. Oh, I forgot to bring up. Were you in hell last night?

[Kyle]

In what way? The whole All Star Game thing.

[TJ]

Which I was. Ridiculous.

[Kyle]

Well, I mean I, I've long since said my piece about that. I, I have nothing else to say. Other people are fighting that battle. So I, I, it was a. It was a nice little touch though.

[TJ]

It was a bit much. It was also doesn't really track with. The whole point was the fireworks were for July 4th. It wasn't July 4th. And also the stadium had lights.

[Kyle]

That's true. They didn't need the fireworks.

[TJ]

No.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But anytime you can break out the Ray Charles America the Beautiful, you got to do it.

[TJ]

I was saying on pmt, I, I felt really stupid because for a little bit there I was like, oh, Ray Charles still alive.

[Kyle]

He died 20 years ago.

[TJ]

Yeah. No, I. What part of I felt really stupid?

[Kyle]

Yeah, two decades ago.

[TJ]

Yeah. No, and then at the end when he stood up and he was in Milwaukee, I was like, oh, that's, that's not here.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I really was like, oh, fuck. That's so sick. That Ray Charles is still alive.

[Green Greg]

But Steve Wonder is.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Steve Wonder is. Yes. And he can say, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

How old is Steve Wonder?

[TJ]

Why are we calling him Steve?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Green Greg]

Why would we call him Stevie?

[TJ]

Because that's who is.

[Brandon Walker]

He's an old ass man.

[Kyle]

Stevie Wonder, old as 84.

[Brandon Walker]

Stevie

[TJ]

76.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wow.

[TJ]

I saw Stevie Wonder like 15 years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

It was one way awesome.

[Kyle]

No, he saw you too.

[TJ]

It was such a good concert.

[Brandon Walker]

I believe it. Tate just posted it. An unbelievable update.

[TJ]

Okay, he posted this first.

[Kyle]

It has been 18 minutes since I notified Mincy. We were on the way to pick him up. We are sitting out in front of his building. I just called him. He is still on the way to his elevator. I am really struggling. It should be about five more minutes until I get there. I have obtained exclusive footage of a hobble, Ben Mintz, departing from the elevator on his way to the office and into his doctor's appointment. Thank you to Stacy at the front desk for helping Mincey adjust his crutches. He could not get them off the shortest setting.

[Green Greg]

Oh, God,

[Pat]

no.

[Kyle]

Oh, my fucking.

[Green Greg]

God.

[Danny]

Awful.

[Kyle]

Oh, my.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, that's not how crutches, like, is. All the weight is still going.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I mean, I've never used crutches before. I think I gotta make.

[Kyle]

I think I might be out on this.

[Danny]

There's no way.

[Kyle]

Do you want me to go? This is ridiculous. Are you kidding me?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I mean, I gotta get used to these.

[Kyle]

This is a bridge too far, man.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm gonna have to figure out, like, I'm trying to make started here.

[Brandon Walker]

I can go get the wheelchair if you want.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I feel like I need to sack off. Like, I mean, I need to learn how to. You know what I mean? I'm going to have to get used

[Kyle]

to this for a sprained ankle.

[Danny]

I'm going to have to get used to. Well, Big Cat said in the next three months.

[Kyle]

Which ankle is hurt? The writing.

[Pat]

Yeah. I can't tell which one.

[Danny]

I think Mincy can tell right away that this ankle's going to linger for this is one of those sprained ankles.

[Brandon Walker]

What crutches are helping in no way.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Holy crap. I've done the last couple years. You think I'd heard it Running a marathon. Forget the steps.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, you do. But I heard like a.

[Benjamin Mincy]

When it happened, I heard a crack.

[TJ]

This is ridiculous. You heard a crack. Now, I will say that I think he has a doctor's appointment. So all of this that Tate and I are doing is going to probably blow up in our face if he actually is hurt.

[Pat]

I was gonna say what if, but what the.

[Green Greg]

But also, I mean, this is.

[TJ]

There's no way. No one can't put weight on it.

[Kyle]

There's no way he thinks those crutches.

[Brandon Walker]

She has to.

[TJ]

He's standing right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This lady at the door has to stand so much for me.

[TJ]

He's standing on his own weight.

[Kyle]

Does he not know how to limp?

[TJ]

Conor McGregor did a better job.

[Brandon Walker]

Someone needs to teach him how to limp.

[Green Greg]

A cinematically fake lamp.

[Brandon Walker]

We need to, like, put panic tickets on a fishing pole.

[TJ]

Just drops the crutches and starts sprinting. Yeah, Just tell them it's free lunch today. Yeah. Watch him stand.

[Kyle]

Can't do anything.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, yeah. But I can't. Can't get it.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we get a look at the ankle again? It bruise overnight.

[Kyle]

Both feet looks about the same size.

[Benjamin Mincy]

You can go all the way up to, right? Yeah, I think so, but yeah, cuz it started out down here and I could get it to here, but I can't get it.

[Kyle]

Sounds like somebody just snapped something. This poor lady pressing it.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I keep.

[Kyle]

She's got. She's got hers.

[TJ]

We should maybe make him. Oh, if he's really hurt. What if we make him move to an assisted living community?

[Brandon Walker]

I think I'll be honestly really good for him.

[Kyle]

Let's put his head in one of those cones.

[TJ]

So you just got mincy, which is a bunch of old people.

[Brandon Walker]

That's Michael Scott grilling his foot.

[Green Greg]

That's what I'm saying.

[TJ]

Look at Tom just standing there like.

[Brandon Walker]

It's honestly probably worse because he's hunched, so he's putting even more weight. Yeah, well, didn't they fix the.

[Green Greg]

This is crazy.

[TJ]

This is crazy, dude. This is crazy.

[Kyle]

He's not using the crutches.

[Green Greg]

He's.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's a long way for him to go.

[TJ]

Oh, boy. I may need a stretcher.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Thank y'.

[Pat]

All.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Thank you for the help. This actually helps me a lot. Yeah, like, this is definitely better.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you not lift it now?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wait, that.

[Danny]

Wait, hold on.

[TJ]

Is he. Like. He might actually be, like. It might be a broken a.

[Kyle]

His ankle's not swollen,

[TJ]

but maybe he got one of those,

[Pat]

like, a hairline fracture.

[TJ]

Max did this.

[Kyle]

You going to lay down?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Come on.

[TJ]

We're going to the office first.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Okay. Can we get air seat, please?

[TJ]

Where's Max?

[Kyle]

Danny, you dodged a bullet on this assignment.

[Benjamin Mincy]

God, I don't know if I could

[Brandon Walker]

do it anymore, man. I mean, it's probably minorly sprained.

[TJ]

Maybe he might have the injury that Max had where his like. Like he stepped. Yeah, the Liz Frank.

[Brandon Walker]

But still for him to go.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Ah.

[Brandon Walker]

When he was going into the car, like, he would have done that so many times while using the crutches. That had hurt so much more.

[Kyle]

So Max was hurt in the inner foot.

[TJ]

Max did this where he, like, stepped out of a cab and his, like, foot blew up. Yeah, I remember that.

[Pat]

Nate had the same.

[TJ]

Where's Max? Someone. Can someone. Brennan or Wyatt go see if he's. I want to get to the bottom of this. He probably is actually hurt, which sucks.

[Danny]

And you know what? He might be if he is, in fact faking it. You have an idea of what he might be?

[TJ]

Let's Just say my first question. Minty. Is going to be, you hurt yourself yesterday. Did you happen to cancel any plans before you hurt yourself? And I think the answer is going to be yes.

[Danny]

No, of those plans.

[TJ]

I know of those plans.

[Brandon Walker]

Interesting.

[Danny]

Very interesting.

[TJ]

Yeah. By the way, Reese's. There's something for everyone when it comes to Reese's. We love Reese's. Reese's peanut butter cups, the Reese's sticks, the Reese's in the grand animal crackers. Everything Reese's does is the best in the business.

[Brandon Walker]

They've got it all figured out.

[TJ]

They're the superior candy. They're the best candy. We have the Reese's Lounge. We have everything in there. Reese's does it better than anyone else. Go get a Reese's today. You will not be disappointed. A couple peanut butter cups. Maybe get the one with the marshmallow. Maybe get the one with the Oreo. That one is incredible. Reese's cups with Oreos. Reese's the official candy partner. Barstool sports. Go to Reese's wherever you shop. I'm telling you, if you. If you like. If you're like, oh, I wonder if this is Reese's. Yeah, it probably is, because it's that good. Everything they do is incredible. Absolutely incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle got his backpack stolen with a. You had a backpack full of the outrageous bars and that. Those thieves have to be the luckiest people.

[Green Greg]

My heart went out like, I was like, I got off on their w. Yeah.

[TJ]

That's a huge win.

[Green Greg]

Yeah. Kush, Reese's and benzos and my stolen backpack and cash in a hundred dollars.

[Pat]

Cash.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Oh.

[Green Greg]

And I was like, yeah. Like, that was.

[TJ]

Where'd your backpack get.

[Green Greg]

The best day of.

[Brandon Walker]

It was 100

[Green Greg]

under by a bench in a park. But I was running. I was running laps around it. So, like, for 80% of my run, I had eyes on it. And you still got it in the 20. It was stolen.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

No way.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So someone staked that out, and my

[Green Greg]

AirPods were in there, which I tracked, and it was moving.

[Kyle]

Are we gonna go find him?

[Green Greg]

No. It was in a. A neighborhood I don't want to go to.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Got it.

[Kyle]

It's just gone.

[Green Greg]

Yeah. But imagine the night they had. Oh, imagine being homeless.

[Brandon Walker]

It was a crusty backpack. They were not expecting much.

[Green Greg]

And getting Kush, Klonip, and Reese's and cash and AirPods. Dude, I would. Yeah. That's like a retirement day.

[TJ]

What a haul.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

You tell all your friends.

[Green Greg]

It's like the dream hall.

[TJ]

Unbelievable.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Did you see chef Donnie today?

[Danny]

No, I'm waiting for him to come into work today because it is a Wednesday, so he.

[TJ]

He skipped out on. On. On the world.

[Danny]

And I just want to say, big cat, if DraftKings wants to fire him for him skipping the DraftKings stream, I know Donnie and I have had our differences in the past. I would very much be against that.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Danny]

I want to throw my way behind keeping Donnie.

[TJ]

That's huge.

[Danny]

But, yeah, he was the only no show of the stream. He's the only one on our team that had any ties to France whatsoever. It's the game. Every game of this World cup led up to this game. None of them mattered. Except for this one. This is the one. If we win this one, we get the bonus bet. If we don't win this one, we don't get the bonus bet. Every other game was just window dressing. This is the one that mattered. And Donnie no showed because he had an appointment.

[Brandon Walker]

Doctors.

[Danny]

No, no, not a doctor's appointment,

[Kyle]

I guess.

[TJ]

Who's getting a haircut?

[Pat]

How long does a haircut take?

[TJ]

Was that a simulator?

[Brandon Walker]

Is there a golf simulator in his.

[Kyle]

Sure is.

[Brandon Walker]

His barber has a golf sim.

[Green Greg]

Undeniable.

[Danny]

So.

[TJ]

So he just hasn't shown up today?

[Danny]

He hasn't shown up today. I think when he's back in a couple weeks, I'm gonna give him a talking to.

[Brandon Walker]

Haircut doesn't take that long.

[Danny]

Nancy and I are fighting for our lives. I mean, Francis France is playing horrendous soccer. He's gonna haircut the guy who speaks French who might be able to talk to the boys as a mime girlfriend. Yeah.

[TJ]

And he did. He did make us incredible ham and cheese croissants from Costco.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, what?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's so talented.

[TJ]

He bought him at Costco and he put him in the oven, and then he said, look at what I made, boys.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he do a video on it?

[TJ]

He must have.

[Pat]

I did see a video about him and cheese croissants on the timeline yesterday, so. Yeah.

[TJ]

Did he hide the box?

[Pat]

I don't. I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

There's no way he did that to you boys.

[Danny]

It looks like he was good. I could barely taste the microwave.

[TJ]

Yeah, exactly.

[Danny]

Very faint.

[TJ]

It was really, really good.

[Kyle]

See, Ryan.

[Brandon Walker]

Ryan is walking better than Mincy.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah,

[TJ]

Poor Ryan.

[Green Greg]

Permanent

[TJ]

Ryan has done 15 seconds of athletic things at barstool. He's broken his collarbone and torn his acl.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Whenever I walk into the situation, he's writhing on the ground,

[TJ]

Like, just hissing

[Green Greg]

and writhing, and nobody's around him.

[Danny]

He's unfortunately positioned Himself where him getting hurt is very funny. Now, like, the next time.

[Green Greg]

The next time. The next time will be hilarious.

[Danny]

We're all gonna lose. Laughing like, Ryan, his arm's gonna fall off. We're just gonna be cackling. We're playing putt putt.

[Green Greg]

We're putt.

[Danny]

Putting in his arm.

[Green Greg]

Don't send him to Nancy's Pizza.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he'll die at nasty pizza, the

[Green Greg]

MetLife turf of doorsteps.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we see the. Can we Google Google Maps? Nancy's Pizza. I just want to see the. The potential step.

[Pat]

It's a lot of stairs.

[Brandon Walker]

He probably slept on a banana peel.

[Green Greg]

Probably.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the first one to do it there.

[Pat]

That's the one bigger than your average restaurant.

[TJ]

Oh, Max, come here. Oh, before we have Mincy on, I want to talk to. Hold him for a second. Hold him for a second. Hold him for a second.

[Green Greg]

If he's gonna last that long. How much time does he have?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Out.

[TJ]

Out. Max, when you. When you broke your foot, how.

[Danny]

Did.

[Kyle]

What.

[TJ]

What was the injury?

[Green Greg]

It was like a fracture of my. It was my Liz Frank.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

And.

[TJ]

And did it. Did your, like, ankle blow up, swell up?

[Green Greg]

No, it was the bot.

[TJ]

It wasn't my ankle.

[Green Greg]

It was the bot.

[TJ]

Like, this is what he has right here. He's actually injured.

[Green Greg]

He might be.

[TJ]

And it was just a step.

[Kyle]

But he keeps saying his ankle was there.

[Green Greg]

Yeah, mine was. Not my. Yes, it was swollen, bruised around. Yes.

[Kyle]

Mitzvah's word is used at the bottom.

[Danny]

Discoloration.

[TJ]

Yes. Could you put weight on it?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Zero.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, not even.

[Green Greg]

Like, you couldn't stand up? I couldn't even.

[TJ]

Could you do show?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I couldn't.

[Green Greg]

I have a bat. Like an ensuite bathroom. I had to crawl to my toilet to get to the bathroom.

[TJ]

Would this. Show them the crutches?

[Danny]

If you're using crutches that went up to your waist, would it look like this?

[Kyle]

Oh, your knee.

[Danny]

This is what it would look like.

[TJ]

Let's see.

[Kyle]

Jesus.

[Pat]

Could you still sit in a car?

[Brandon Walker]

I actually remember.

[Pat]

Did you have to lay down?

[Green Greg]

I don't know if she remembers this. I remember this.

[Brandon Walker]

I actually saw Hannah Montoya in the

[Green Greg]

lobby of my building when I was

[Brandon Walker]

trying to get to my car. And it was, like, one of the more embarrassing, like, to go to the hospital.

[Kyle]

She.

[Green Greg]

She saw me, like, hopping on one

[Brandon Walker]

foot to get to my car, and it was like, one of the more embarrassing things ever.

[TJ]

Show the show. Show Mincy with the.

[Green Greg]

It was bad. It was not good.

[TJ]

Could you tj.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

No.

[TJ]

No. Show them with the crutches.

[Green Greg]

Sorry, I should probably have headphones on.

[TJ]

No, no, show them with the crutches.

[Kyle]

Tj, the video.

[Danny]

Video of Mincy with the crutches that we.

[TJ]

Could you do this? Absolutely not. Okay.

[Kyle]

Because you, like, actually wait on his foot there.

[Green Greg]

I don't know which foot is hurt there. Trying to dupe Elmer Fudd. Come here. What are those crutches?

[Pat]

He didn't know how to adjust, how to extend them.

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah, that's tough. I just think it's just a button. Okay.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

Thank you. That was it. Appreciate you.

[Kyle]

All right, bring him over.

[TJ]

All right, come on, bring them in. Do the clapping again. All rise.

[Danny]

Hats off.

[Kyle]

We got a full waiting room over there.

[TJ]

Oh, he's. He's mad. That's his mad face.

[Kyle]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

he's about to see our mad face on.

[Kyle]

Bring him into a mic, I guess.

[TJ]

Table said he's got a Z. Got him. Guys, you can sit here.

[Pat]

I'm seeing a little puff.

[TJ]

Hold on there. Stay sitted seated right there. We're gonna get you a mic. Maybe wheel over next to Danny here.

[Pat]

Do you want to take my.

[TJ]

No, no, he's got. He's got a mic, so I's got him a mic. Okay. Benjamin, how you doing? Not on yet.

[Kyle]

Right now. Give us a test.

[Danny]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Just a second. Minty. Hang on. Hold that thought right there.

[Kyle]

Test it now.

[Danny]

I'll try it.

[Kyle]

Try it.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Testing, one, two, three.

[Danny]

Oh, hang on. Turn it off.

[TJ]

Mincy, how you doing?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I. I mean, I've been better. You know, one day you're running the Chicago Marathon, next thing you can't even walk.

[Kyle]

Well, you didn't run the Chicago Marathon yesterday.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No.

[Green Greg]

The next.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I ran it eight months ago.

[Kyle]

Right. Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Next day.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, this is good.

[TJ]

Do you. You've now been with Miny for a half hour. Do you think he's really hurt?

[Kyle]

He's hurt.

[TJ]

Okay. He's hurt. Now, I. I'm not saying you're not hurt. I think you might be hurt. But I have a simple question for you, and maybe you can just walk me through this. You got hurt last night. Did you cancel any plans earlier in the day for a future event?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Take turn today?

[TJ]

No, no, Yesterday, before you got hurt?

[Benjamin Mincy]

No. So I found out. If you're talking. Are you talking about the. The yard thing today?

[TJ]

No, no, no. Nothing to do with the yard. Did you text anyone? Being like, hey, I'm not gonna be able to do this.

[Kyle]

What?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Do what?

[TJ]

Like maybe the Chicago Marathon again?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, yeah. No, I already knew I wasn't doing that.

[TJ]

Right, but you texted someone yesterday saying you're not. You're officially out.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And then you got hurt.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, but I was already not decided. I wasn't doing that.

[TJ]

When is The Chicago Marathon?

[Benjamin Mincy]

October 11th. Okay, but I already, like. I mean, I burned down run and I can't October.

[TJ]

Is there anything going on anywhere else in the world that might be.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[TJ]

Interest to Benjamin Min on that weekend.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[TJ]

Look, like. Let's just say 10. Let's just say Tennessee might have two events randomly. Can you just look it up?

[Pat]

Hold on, hold on.

[TJ]

Can you just look up. Is there anything going on in like Nashville and then maybe Memphis?

[Kyle]

I found something in Memphis.

[TJ]

What about Nashville? October?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, no, it's Ole Miss. Vandy. I know what you're.

[TJ]

Oh, it's old Miss Vandy.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I've already. I know what you're saying.

[TJ]

Oh, okay. And then what's happening? Wait, hold on. What's. I've already looked at what's happening in the 11th.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, I've already.

[TJ]

No, that's widespread panic in Memphis.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, I've thought about that, but I hadn't. I didn't decide. That's what I'm doing.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Like, my fall is. I know I'm doing Labor Day, but

[TJ]

Ole Miss is playing. And then Wide was playing the next day in the same state, which also happens to be the Chicago Marathon. Which happens to be what? You canceled yesterday and then you got hurt.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, no, I see what you're saying, and I'm not gonna lie.

[TJ]

I'm not gonna sit here.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm not gonna sit here and lie. I've looked at my fall calendar and I had a conversation with one of my best friends about this a week ago. I was like, like, hey, man, you.

[TJ]

Oh, we do Nashville do.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But it's. That's a wait and see thing. The only thing I've got for fall. I know I'm doing the Labor Day on Miss Louisville and Nashville and, you know.

[TJ]

You're not doing the Chicago Marathon.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, 100%.

[TJ]

100% not doing the Chicago Marathon.

[Kyle]

No.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But I decided that I'm just not in good enough shape.

[TJ]

Like, what do you think?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't know if I'm going to do that or not.

[TJ]

That's a big weekend.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It is a big weekend. I mean, it's been. It's under consideration. I'm not.

[Kyle]

That weekend is tailor made for you.

[Green Greg]

Why wait? Why wouldn't. Didn't you do that?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I just.

[TJ]

Well, you had the marathon until yesterday.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, no, no.

[TJ]

But then his ankle got hurt.

[Benjamin Mincy]

The marathon. I decided, like, a month or two ago I wouldn't do it.

[TJ]

But you told the person yesterday.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, no, she told me I had a deadline of Wednesday.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it a pause person?

[TJ]

And then you got hurt?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, but no, I told her.

[TJ]

And then you got.

[Kyle]

But if you knew. If you knew a month ago, why don't you tell her?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I was debating it still.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[TJ]

You needed to come up with maybe an injury.

[Benjamin Mincy]

She. I didn't. I. I said I wouldn't do. I texted her I wasn't doing the marathon before this injury last night. Yeah, the injury's got nothing to do with it. I just decided I didn't want to run freaking 26 miles again.

[Brandon Walker]

When did you find out about the Ole Miss and widespread panic?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, that was probably two months when they announced Mempho, like, in May. But I'm really.

[TJ]

Come on.

[Ron Deutsch]

Oh, sorry.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I do my rocks, for sure. It's like Gary Clark. It's like Gary Clark and Pretty Lights and it's a big line.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But. No, but as far as football. Yeah, that's under consideration, but I know I'm doing Labor Day. We're throwing.

[TJ]

We don't care about your other plans. Okay, Fair. Tate, do you. You went to Nancy's?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm tweeting it right now. I think I have something that'll clear

[TJ]

this up for all you haters. Okay.

[Kyle]

Hashtag Mincy Strong. It is live now.

[TJ]

Okay, I did go to Nancy's. And you got security footage of the. Yeah, I told him we need it for legal reasons. Yeah, okay.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But my boy Nancy probably took care of you home.

[TJ]

He did say.

[Brandon Walker]

He did say once he found out

[TJ]

what it was, that he appreciates you

[Kyle]

and he wants you like you come

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

in all the time.

[TJ]

My boy Nancy, the wheelchair.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you going?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't. I'm trying to use crutches.

[TJ]

All right, here it is. So this is you. This is you going out at Nancy's last night when the injury happened. Okay, there he is.

[Pat]

All right.

[TJ]

All right. So this is where you're gonna fall down the steps, and you walking, and you're fine.

[Danny]

Wait, hold on a second.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, what happened is. I got.

[Danny]

Hold on a second.

[TJ]

Well, let's watch again. I think I missed him.

[Danny]

I missed him.

[Pat]

Fall.

[Danny]

I missed him. Who are we supposed to be looking at?

[TJ]

T. Wearing the same outfit he is, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

That's a dead giveaway.

[TJ]

Yeah, the police are not gonna have a hard time Finding him. Okay, here he goes.

[Danny]

He's going down the stairs. He's going down this.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It's when I'm out of sight.

[Green Greg]

But the.

[TJ]

This. But you didn't fall on the stairs.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, I guess it wasn't the steps out bottom. That was out of sight.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there anywhere across the street that would have footage?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't know, man. Just look at my. I mean, y' all just. I'll take off my shoes.

[Danny]

You said your boys with someone at Nancy?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, my buddy's manager.

[Green Greg]

The.

[Danny]

Oh.

[TJ]

So, yeah, take off your shoe.

[Danny]

Okay, so he would he know the blind spots of the security footage?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Careful.

[Brandon Walker]

Easy.

[Kyle]

Oh, all right.

[TJ]

Maybe blur it, TJ because it's going to be pretty soon.

[Green Greg]

Wait, Ben, are you with us? Oh, no.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Benjamin Mincy]

All right.

[TJ]

Hey, listen. That's a little swollen.

[Pat]

That's swollen.

[Benjamin Mincy]

This is not a fake.

[TJ]

That's the thing, is he is going to end up being injured. But this is very funny that.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we see your other foot for comparison?

[TJ]

Yes.

[Pat]

I'm gonna say I think that's swollen. All right, he is definitely.

[Danny]

He is.

[Kyle]

He is definitely swollen.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

The swollen foot got my pedicure the other day.

[Kyle]

That's a swollen up. That's a swollen up foot.

[TJ]

All right, Min.

[Kyle]

I think part of what makes it

[TJ]

funny is when you told me about it this morning, you told me you fell down the stairs.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No, I said fell like I tripped on stairs. Or did I say fell? Oh, that's a fel.

[Danny]

Come on.

[TJ]

I do. I do think you're hurt.

[Danny]

Like I can.

[Brandon Walker]

But it's very funny.

[TJ]

But all the other evidence, and you have any type of confidence, I mean,

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm never gonna get the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, I understand.

[TJ]

It's funny, the fact that you texted pause and said, hey, I'm out on the marathon, then got hurt, and then we found out that the.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But I don't need to fake an injury. I don't need to fake an interview.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the stretch, mister? Oh, he's right behind the pole.

[TJ]

Perfectly behind the pole.

[Pat]

He's got.

[Kyle]

Move him. Move Deutsch.

[TJ]

Have him this way.

[Kyle]

Do this way.

[TJ]

Go this way.

[Brandon Walker]

When you fell.

[TJ]

Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going. Oh, there we go. All right, you're good, you're good, you're good. Oh, yeah, he's good. No, no, no, too far, too far.

[Brandon Walker]

It's by the other.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, we're good.

[TJ]

Yeah, we're good.

[Benjamin Mincy]

We're good.

[Green Greg]

Oh, yeah, yeah, that'll be. Oh, he's. Oh, he's Good.

[TJ]

This is getting ready for football for a game extension. Oh, yes.

[Green Greg]

Yes. That's another Deutsche.

[Brandon Walker]

There's two.

[TJ]

Oh, man. So end up hiring him.

[Brandon Walker]

Did your body hit the ground?

[Benjamin Mincy]

See my foot at the ground? I heard a crack.

[Brandon Walker]

Did your body.

[TJ]

I think you have the Liz Frank. I think you have the same thing that Max did.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Honestly, that would happen to him.

[TJ]

Yeah, he broke his foot just stepping out of an Uber. We're off a curb.

[Kyle]

The manager at Nancy's is talking to the building across.

[TJ]

He's gonna get me security footage of

[Kyle]

the other angle so we can.

[TJ]

That last step.

[Kyle]

And we also, Mincy has graciously allowed

[TJ]

me to go into his doctor's appointment at 1:30.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, okay.

[TJ]

Great. All right, so we'll. We'll just check in with you guys there.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, sounds good.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Benjamin Mincy]

As long as. Yeah, as long as I'm fine with it. Yeah.

[TJ]

All right, great.

[Brandon Walker]

It is swollen.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

All right, so Tate, just be on the. Ready to zoom in.

[Kyle]

That boy's got a hurt foot.

[Danny]

Yeah, he does.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm not faking anything.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

It's that stuff that just.

[Kyle]

Right. That can't.

[TJ]

We can't get over it.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The timing. You understand the timing.

[TJ]

The timing thing.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Like, I was. I was not gonna run that marathon. It has nothing to do with me having to fake an injury to not run it. I'm it. I wasn't going to do it.

[TJ]

The timing. Again, just so people understand the timeline. You texted pause, saying, I'm out on the Marathon. October 10th, 11th weekend. There happens to be widespread panic and Ole Miss game, and then mere hours later, you got a debilitating injury.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I can understand everything you're saying. Yeah, I get the bit. I get no benefit of the doubt. That is well earned. And I. I get all that. But you also still can get hurt too. Doing.

[Danny]

It is swollen. And that's after you put the frozen pizza on it. So.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, I did get ice after that. I had the. I had it up on the frozen pizza for like, 20 minutes. And somebody brought this mice. And I took some agave and the same clothes.

[Kyle]

Helps your argument too.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, you were hurt.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I didn't want to change. Yeah. You saw me in the crutches.

[Brandon Walker]

I know.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I've never used crutches before.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I know.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you able to stand at all?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I can on my left foot, and then I'm like, I can't put weight on my right.

[Kyle]

But we need to have. Honestly, we need to have a crutches

[Brandon Walker]

tutorial because it was.

[TJ]

Yeah, you can move like, you just pick your right foot up and hop.

[Kyle]

Yeah, with your left.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I've never had them before. And it shows.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Okay.

[Danny]

None of this would have happened if Donnie showed up for the stream, right?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Sure. I mean, I don't know. It's okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody gets hurt every now and then.

[Green Greg]

Your bi weekly midlife scolding is complete.

[Benjamin Mincy]

At least it's bi weekly.

[Brandon Walker]

My word.

[TJ]

Holy.

[Pat]

Holy crap.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[TJ]

Man, he is a beast.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm a little jealous of that right now.

[TJ]

All right, Mincy, good luck at the doctor.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Thank you.

[TJ]

We'll check in. Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right. We'll see from now.

[TJ]

Also, Tate, we have the home run derby tonight. Are you competing? Yeah. Okay, good.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I'm fired up.

[Kyle]

I think it's gonna be really fun. And we got some twists.

[TJ]

Not twists like that, but it's different than our hit. 700 home runs consecutively.

[Brandon Walker]

One year anniversary of Connor Griffin. Emailing the whole office, the Legos, Lego titties, and Dave headers.

[Kyle]

Two years.

[Green Greg]

Two. Two.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah, And I'm excited too, because you made sure that we're only have to drive, like, three hours, Dude, Max said the same.

[Kyle]

I don't know what to say.

[TJ]

The place is awesome. They hook us up. Yeah, it is enjoyable. I do love the people there, but. Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Did you guys say what it is?

[Kyle]

So can I promo that real quick?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

What the.

[Benjamin Mincy]

What it is?

[TJ]

Yeah, I already said.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I have.

[TJ]

I have a major league baseball player playing with me.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I don't.

[TJ]

I have a high school baseball player. He might be good.

[Kyle]

It's an all American, though.

[TJ]

Deutsche has his dad.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So go ahead, tell us what? Yeah, so I texted 8 people at

[Kyle]

Barstool and I was like, hey, we're

[Brandon Walker]

doing a home run derby duos competition. Keep it a secret, but you have

[Kyle]

to find your own partner.

[TJ]

So we have eight people.

[Kyle]

We're gonna do a challenge.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoever comes in last, that duo's gone. Now we have seven.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

New challenge.

[Kyle]

Whoever's in last, gone six, five.

[Brandon Walker]

Until we have a winner. And everyone was in charge of bringing their own teammate.

[TJ]

And apparently Deutsch got his dad.

[Kyle]

And we'll see. I don't know who everyone has. Love. It should be fun. You don't know who everyone has? I don't know who everyone has.

[Benjamin Mincy]

All right, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

I know.

[TJ]

Whoever he knows.

[Brandon Walker]

I texted last night.

[TJ]

Last night. Send it. Send me a text on who you have.

[Kyle]

There's some funny ones.

[TJ]

I don't know. Big cats is crazy.

[Kyle]

What?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

The man?

[TJ]

Yeah, he's just. I just asked him and he's like, yeah, I'm down.

[Kyle]

You gotta win.

[TJ]

Yeah, I. I think it's. I. I've kind of resigned to myself to, like, if we lose, it's my. Which I'm fine with.

[Benjamin Mincy]

You think?

[TJ]

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be on me. And that's fine.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Max can. Max and Nebo can hit.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

See you guys.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

From the doctor.

[Brandon Walker]

Good luck, man.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Good luck with the show. Brandon.

[TJ]

Oh, wow.

[Pat]

Gentlemen.

[TJ]

Do you think you'll never be.

[Kyle]

Well, I was going to say probably

[Benjamin Mincy]

not, but, you know, I still want him to do. Well.

[Kyle]

Let's see. You know, well, if I get sick, if I have a migraine, I might need a guest host one day.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I mean, I feel like I would not be the first on that phone call list, but. Cool.

[Kyle]

I'm saying right now to God and everybody, the first time I can't be there. I want you to guest host.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Ideal. I'd love to do it.

[Kyle]

What do you think?

[Brandon Walker]

October 11th.

[Kyle]

Be funny, wouldn't it? Yeah. Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't think I'm that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

How long until you think you need to not guest. Get a guest host.

[Kyle]

This guarantees I'll work every day for

[TJ]

the rest of my life. That's true.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I've definitely never guest hosted, mostly, so I was surprised.

[Kyle]

Well, that's marked. Titus doesn't like you.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't blame that.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I don't have.

[TJ]

Titus hate things.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I feel like Titus and me, we're off to a bad start. First, I think we're better now.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but that's just because you're not.

[TJ]

How many times that been said about you, Mark?

[Danny]

Everybody. That's consistent.

[TJ]

Every single person.

[Danny]

Literally every single person.

[TJ]

Yeah. We hated each other, but now we're.

[Green Greg]

I thought you hated my guts, and I don't think that anymore.

[Danny]

I actually talked to you, and I. Yeah. What do you think about Brandon's show being Ole Miss colors? The logo.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I hadn't seen the logo. I just saw the clip. I saw the clip.

[Kyle]

I don't believe they're all Ms. Colors.

[Danny]

What'd you think about that?

[Kyle]

They're not all Ms. Colors.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Are you gonna take. Are you gonna take the show to the people? Is that the vision?

[Kyle]

No, about.

[Danny]

There's a logo right there.

[Kyle]

I think y' all have colored that logo a little bit. I'm not sure that's the original.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, that's like. I don't know if that's, like, not quite as light as the powder and not as dark as the Navy. That Blue's not more of a neutral.

[Kyle]

Agreed. Well over Kentucky.

[Benjamin Mincy]

All right. I'm gonna go get this. I'm gonna. I'm gonna get a scan, though.

[TJ]

Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm hoping severely sprained.

[TJ]

No, I think you're broke.

[Danny]

It.

[Green Greg]

That's what you hope?

[TJ]

Yeah, I think you.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I hope's really spraying.

[Green Greg]

I mean, what's the worst case scenario?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I mean, I heard something crack.

[TJ]

What if it.

[Kyle]

Why does it keep saying crack instead of pop?

[Benjamin Mincy]

It sounded like a crack.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Benjamin Mincy]

One. Nothing.

[TJ]

Do you give Tate legal emergency contact in case they have to put you down?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I was thinking more like my mother, but, you know, if you want me to say Tate, I'll do Tate.

[Ron Deutsch]

All right.

[TJ]

Okay. So, Tate, you have that responsibility now.

[Danny]

Pull the.

[TJ]

Yeah,

[Green Greg]

I need him hooked up to plug.

[TJ]

Imagine they just put him down like an old dog. Tate just comes back with an empty wheelchair. He's like, all we can do.

[Brandon Walker]

If. If the doctor says you need Vicodin, will you say yes?

[TJ]

That's sober living.

[Danny]

See you, man.

[TJ]

Probably won't say no.

[Danny]

Godspeed.

[TJ]

Go get him.

[Brandon Walker]

Why does he look vaguely 14?

[Green Greg]

Only thing I can think of.

[TJ]

Yeah, he's the fat kid from Billy Madison.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Dud. When is he 14?

[Green Greg]

He's 14. Detweiler.

[TJ]

There he goes.

[Benjamin Mincy]

He looks like TJ.

[Green Greg]

He's, like, coming into our office just to get scolded.

[TJ]

Severely injured, just getting punished again. The timing is just so funny. The fact that he canceled it right before he got hurt, and then you

[Kyle]

can really solve any question about him by simply going to widespread panic.com and check.

[TJ]

It's great that he's wearing the exact same thing. Oh, what the.

[Green Greg]

Greg, wait.

[Kyle]

Blubbin.

[TJ]

What the hell's that guy doing here? Actually, no, what he's doing here.

[Kyle]

Is he good at baseball?

[Brandon Walker]

Somebody's.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I.

[TJ]

There's someone who thinks he's good at baseball.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's told somebody he's good at baseball, huh?

[TJ]

Greg.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's Greg.

[TJ]

Imagine being green Greg, and it's like you've done nothing, and then every time you come in, you're just, like, applauded. You're a hero.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Look at the collection of people we have today.

[TJ]

Hey, Green Greg. There he is. Come on in.

[Green Greg]

Deutsch's dad.

[Pat]

Still stretching.

[Kyle]

There's no reason you haven't taken your bag off yet, Greg.

[Brandon Walker]

Barstool Idol. Missouri winner.

[Kyle]

Oh, what's he gonna do? Hello. Hey.

[TJ]

What. What are you doing here? Well, I was supposed to be hiding. That lasted five minutes. Stood right there Well, I thought I was, too. I thought I was far enough out.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's that guy in the green next to Plotman?

[TJ]

I didn't realize there was a camera

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

back there, so there's cameras everywhere?

[TJ]

Yeah, that's what Connor told me. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, you're gonna be a big reveal tonight. That was the plan.

[TJ]

Tate just said, don't tell anybody in the. Then came to say hi, and then I got caught. See, I actually disagree with that. I think the promo is great. Now we know Ronnie Deutsch's dad is here. We know Green Greg is like, people are going to want to tune in. Like, why wouldn't you want to tune in?

[Brandon Walker]

Did he bring that?

[Pat]

Holding a string?

[Danny]

What is that?

[TJ]

This one of those acts where I feel. I feel like I'm high.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Fever dream yet? Got Green Greg and Vincy's ankle.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

So are you good at baseball? That was the only sport I played growing up.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[TJ]

So you are.

[Kyle]

That doesn't mean yes.

[TJ]

That doesn't mean yes. But I can't hit, so.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[TJ]

But I got a bliss. Pretty bad blister yesterday.

[Kyle]

Doing what?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Hitting.

[TJ]

You were practicing?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Went to the batting cages.

[Kyle]

Okay, so how long did you hit to get a blister?

[TJ]

Like, it was 15 pitches around.

[Kyle]

Like, probably eight. Eight rounds. So eight times 15. 120.

[Green Greg]

Wow.

[Kyle]

I think that's about right.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I think he nailed it.

[Danny]

120 pitches.

[TJ]

Proud of that? I'm a lefty.

[Danny]

You're lefty.

[TJ]

Real proud of that.

[Green Greg]

That was good.

[Danny]

All right, so.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

How many of those 120 do you think you hit? That would have been home runs tonight.

[Danny]

That's the thing.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not.

[TJ]

Like, it's not gonna be over 50%.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Like.

[TJ]

Like, probably 40.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

30.

[Danny]

40.

[Kyle]

I can't tell if you're saying percent or totality.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Oh, that is a good point.

[Ron Deutsch]

Percent.

[Danny]

Which, honestly, about.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

So.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How far is the fence?

[TJ]

I was told 240 to 250. I think it's.

[Kyle]

No, I think it's 200, right?

[TJ]

Is it? If it's the same one We've been doing that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

If it's too short, I'm 250. Yeah, Tay told me yesterday.

[Kyle]

It's like, it's a girl softball. It's a high school girl.

[TJ]

240 and 250.

[Kyle]

Wait, it's not moving.

[TJ]

I might be out 250. That's what I'm saying.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Danny]

Oh, my God. Yeah. 30 probably for me.

[TJ]

What'd you guys hit on last Year I had, like, two. What, 200, 210.

[Danny]

Was it two years ago? The. The Lego titties one that we did?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That was two years ago.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How far was that? That was like 200.

[Kyle]

I think about 200.

[Ron Deutsch]

200.

[TJ]

I'd feel very more comfortable.

[Kyle]

Comfortable bidding, but.

[Danny]

Oh, I had a knack for hitting 195.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

On the 200 fence. Drive you crazy, Greg. Don't do that.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Try not to.

[Danny]

Don't hit the fence.

[TJ]

I just remember I would get hot, and then I would just get so gassed.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They took me out of it halfway through.

[TJ]

Is this, like, really hot for you guys today?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[TJ]

Everyone's, like, freaking out.

[Green Greg]

I thought it was, like, it's nothing to you.

[TJ]

I thought it was fine. I got out, and everyone's like, it's gonna be miserable, and it's fine.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It's like 95 degrees from Africa.

[TJ]

I know. But, yeah, it feels fine.

[Brandon Walker]

How long were you outside for, Greg?

[TJ]

Like five minutes. We had a debate on part of my take today because, you know, this diarrhea outbreak. I think I had it. Okay, so we are.

[Brandon Walker]

Our debate was like, everybody here has diarrhea.

[TJ]

No, no, no. The question was, what are the top five diarrhea states? And I think Missouri might. I didn't get a Missouri.

[Kyle]

Oh, where were you?

[Brandon Walker]

Iowa.

[Kyle]

Oh, that doesn't mean.

[Brandon Walker]

Why were you in Iowa?

[TJ]

But that's where I got the diarrhea, so therefore, it would be Iowa for me.

[Green Greg]

Right.

[Kyle]

You've never gotten diarrhea.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Missouri or.

[TJ]

What states can the. The. The residents of the states deal with diarrhea the best? Because we were making the argument that, like, we're hearing about all this diarrhea outbreak in, like, Michigan and Ohio are saying it. I respect it because I think Michigan, Ohio can deal with their diarrhea. If this was California has diarrhea outbreak. Like you.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Like, you probably just had chicken wings for the first time this year.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Ohio and Michigan are. Those are strong diarrhea state.

[Danny]

Ohio is the diarrhea state.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Right.

[Danny]

That's the number one diarrhea. I lived in Ohio and wrote a book about how much diarrhea.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Right.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Right. I feel like I do. I feel they're hard and fat. Like, they're not. They're not. A little diarrhea is dumb.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[TJ]

This is all football. Okay. Thanks, Greg.

[Kyle]

Yep, no problem.

[TJ]

Good job, as always. An electric.

[Green Greg]

Perfect.

[Kyle]

Are we getting this critter over here?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

240o. You want to do Shady Rays Brandon.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Shady Rays. Shady Rays. Quick question. How are these Shady Rays? Basically the same quality as the $200 sunglasses that everybody buys. I'm not exaggerating. They feel every bit as premium as the expensive brands that I've owned through the years. Meanwhile, I'm wearing Shady Rays.

[TJ]

Ran to be a pro.

[Kyle]

Meanwhile, I'm wearing Shady Rays to the lake, on the boat, at the game, on this, on the job site. Because if I drop them in the ocean, they replace them, Knock them off the dock, they replace them, sit on them, day one, they replace them. And here's the crazy part. They're actually premium polarized lenses that cut glare hard, super clear optics, durable frames with solid hinges, clean, classic styles that look sharp without trying too hard. If you're outside on the water, in the sun, driving every day, you need shades to actually perform. Go to shadyrays.com grab a pair and get sunglasses with lost and broken protection. We have teamed up with Shady Rays to bring you an exclusive offer. Head to shadyrays.com use code yak for 50% off two or more polarized sunglasses. Try for yourself. The shades rated five stars by over 300,000 people. Once again, shadyrays.com use code YAK for 50% off two or more polarized sunglasses. All right.

[TJ]

Oh, my God. Joey Avery just tweeted a picture that's of him. He was a douchebag.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Holy.

[Brandon Walker]

That broke my heart.

[Green Greg]

I can kind of see

[Brandon Walker]

a colossal douchebag.

[TJ]

Oh, Lord.

[Brandon Walker]

Good God.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[TJ]

That's so funny, huh?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh,

[TJ]

that's a great picture.

[Green Greg]

All right.

[TJ]

Should we get Deutsche and his dad in here?

[Danny]

I don't want to interrupt.

[TJ]

Oh, he's playing. He's playing.

[Danny]

Make sure he's ready, though. Brian, I don't wanna.

[TJ]

Yeah, we don't want him to throw something.

[Danny]

He's getting his body.

[Green Greg]

I can't believe this.

[TJ]

It's incredible.

[Green Greg]

It's passionate about wasps.

[TJ]

He's also like. What is he stretching? The. The Homer derby is like seven hours away.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's just football.

[Green Greg]

Real hard right to get smothered.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's got our. Who's got the best arm in the office?

[Green Greg]

Probably Dodge. Yeah.

[Pat]

It's making me think maybe I didn't know my realtor at all.

[TJ]

He looks incredible for 70.

[Green Greg]

70?

[TJ]

Did you not say.

[Pat]

He said 70.

[TJ]

He looks awesome.

[Danny]

Fantastic.

[Pat]

In the wasp video. He was very spry. Hi. Hello. Welcome.

[TJ]

Mark.

[Benjamin Mincy]

You gotta mark.

[TJ]

You guys. Yeah, I'll get outta.

[Green Greg]

Stay for the. No, no, Danny, you gotta stay too.

[TJ]

Here, buddy. Come on.

[Danny]

In.

[Pat]

Yes. Have a seat.

[TJ]

Great to meet you.

[Ron Deutsch]

That's gonna go in there.

[TJ]

So, buddy. Can I call you buddy?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yes.

[TJ]

70.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah. Just turn.

[TJ]

You look incredible for seven.

[Green Greg]

You do.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Thank you.

[TJ]

Holy.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Trying to keep up with him.

[TJ]

Yeah. I heard he's still growing.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

He's grown two inches in the last.

[TJ]

Wait, three years.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

And that's. We're not kidding.

[Green Greg]

From 34 to 37.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Because I've. I've measured him all the way from. He was like two years old.

[TJ]

Yeah, he was six.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Four. Six, four and a half As a senior. Didn't grow much at Plymouth. Maybe get to six, four and three quarters. He's like six, six and a half. Six. He's grown at least an inch. Actually, there's something.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not doubting it at all.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

She actually consulted a doctor. Yeah, it's his pituitary gland.

[TJ]

Oh, really, Ron?

[Green Greg]

You're still growing.

[Kyle]

So he could keep growing.

[Green Greg]

Wait, Ron Deutsch is still growing?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

He was a very late bloomer.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Like I brought him to a doctor, like 17. Because he didn't have any hair on him.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Anyway, I was like. So I. The doctor actually said this could be sick. Serious.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Give him six months and if he doesn't start developing.

[Green Greg]

But was.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

He doesn't have to.

[Green Greg]

He was hairless. But was he short?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Hadn't really got the spurt yet. He was maybe six one. Six two.

[TJ]

Yeah, six two.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

But hairless,

[TJ]

six two and 17 is nothing.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Gonna give him a nook for warm ups.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Because he. They called him baby. Face down, he looked like a little

[Green Greg]

infant in high school. He had no hair on his face.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Nothing.

[Ron Deutsch]

No.

[Green Greg]

What about his prick?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Nothing. That's what he said.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, do it. You didn't have any hair. You'd have any ball hair at 17.

[Ron Deutsch]

Not till like 18.

[TJ]

So it. Yeah, that's.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So like in locker rooms, what were they saying?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

They don't. They don't shower together anymore.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay.

[TJ]

Yeah. It's a high school and we know about. He told us about the file that you had on him.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Ron Deutsch]

That I found in the closet.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Oh, yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah. That was a tough day.

[Danny]

What was that file? Remind me, Mr. Deutsch the learning.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I don't want to be like, he

[TJ]

was a slow learner.

[Brandon Walker]

He told us he was a hairless giant slow learner.

[Ron Deutsch]

You can get into it. I don't care.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Really. I don't want to get them all.

[Ron Deutsch]

No, no, that's fine. I just remember they were taking me to like specialists and people were giving me like candy and stuff. I'm like, oh, this is awesome. But I didn't realize how serious it was.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Serious? Yeah, I mean, we thought he was done. They said that he was not going to be able to have friends. He had a non verbal learning disorder. He couldn't read situations. And basically he'd be living with us for the rest of his life. Life.

[Green Greg]

Oh my God.

[TJ]

And now look at him.

[Danny]

You must be amazing.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Incredible. Shocking. Shocking.

[Brandon Walker]

Still grow.

[TJ]

Late bloomer.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Still growing.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait, a doctor diagnosed you as friendless?

[TJ]

That's brutal diagnosis. That's tough, man.

[Danny]

This is.

[Ron Deutsch]

This is my first time hearing of that one.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Your kid sucks.

[Green Greg]

Yes, he is profound. Profoundly friendly.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Sir.

[TJ]

Will never make a friend. So. So we're excited for you to be here.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Are you.

[TJ]

Are you retired?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

No, I'm still working. Still selling real estate.

[TJ]

God bless. That's awesome.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's.

[TJ]

I mean that's probably why you look so young. Still, still out there doing.

[Green Greg]

How do you stay in shape?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Stretch for an hour to an hour and 15 minutes, three or four times a week, weight lift and then I do all. You've ever heard of Davidson class?

[Green Greg]

Yes, he.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah, so I'm kind of doing the nmn. Metformin. Doing it all for anti aging.

[Kyle]

What's that?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

What's.

[Danny]

Him and you.

[Green Greg]

You follow like longevity doctors and he's like the.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

He's the guru. He's been doing it for 34. He's a Harvard biophysicist. And they're actually in some cases reversing age. Aging.

[Green Greg]

Listen, they're laying out the groundwork. Men in your 40s, 30s, 50s, follow

[TJ]

this 10 to 20 years, you'll be

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

able to reverse the aging process with a pill.

[TJ]

Is that. Are you taking pills for it?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Not. Not what he's doing right now, but I'm looking forward to them coming out.

[TJ]

Wait, so what's the NMN thing? What is that?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

That is a precursor for NAD for the mitochondria.

[TJ]

Okay, so what do you do for that?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I take four or five pills of those.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

First thing in the morning.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Resveratrol. Metformin is a diabetic drill but drug. But if you take it, it's got so much anti aging benefits, anti cancer, anti cardiovascular, and you're still throwing footballs.

[TJ]

Are you ready to do that?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I am.

[TJ]

So what's this game?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Have you got anybody slow here? I could just play one on one basketball.

[TJ]

Yeah, we got some slow guys.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

What.

[TJ]

What's the. What's the Football game. You got guys play.

[Ron Deutsch]

Just throw it at each other.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Throw it at each other's heads as hard as you can and see who gives up.

[TJ]

Okay. All right. Can we watch you guys play?

[Danny]

Sure.

[Kyle]

All right, let's go.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What is it. What is it with wasps and hornets?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I got stung several times as a kid messing with them.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

And I just. The thrill of being. When they're chasing you and you can see them chasing you. It's. You know when you're a kid and you're getting chased.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Especially at night. It's 100.

[Green Greg]

Wait. The thrill of just evading.

[Danny]

Being chased in general, not. Oh, you're not even talking about wasps. You're talking about being chased in general.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Well, getting chased is fun, too.

[Danny]

What do you mean, at night? What was that night?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Well, that's at night. We'd have guys that would chase us around the.

[Ron Deutsch]

Lester.

[Green Greg]

You had guys.

[Benjamin Mincy]

So you.

[Brandon Walker]

How old were the guys that were chasing you?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Oh, they were men. If you got caught. My friends got caught.

[Kyle]

What happened?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

They took him to the house.

[TJ]

What's the house? What do you mean?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Back in those days, you could get away with stuff like that, right?

[Kyle]

Kidnapping.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I mean, really. It wasn't.

[Green Greg]

Gone are the days when.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Men chased you.

[Brandon Walker]

And it was only.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

But that was a fun game because I was one of the fastest and they didn't catch me.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, so you never got caught.

[Danny]

So you're chasing that high with the wasp.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

That high.

[Green Greg]

But the high comes from the anticipation of actually getting stung and not avoiding

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

anticipation of getting stung. I just love it.

[TJ]

I really do. Oh, my God, you're perfect. We might have to hire you.

[Kyle]

Holy.

[Brandon Walker]

Holy shit.

[TJ]

How long are you here for?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Leaving Friday.

[TJ]

Okay. Okay. You want to stay to Saturday? You can come on the rooftop. Oh, that would be.

[Ron Deutsch]

That would be awesome.

[TJ]

We've got an extra ticket.

[Ron Deutsch]

The Wrigley rooftop. Oh, company outing.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that would be.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

That'd be fun.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

You guys ready for football?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

All right.

[Ron Deutsch]

Also, if anybody in the Chicago area has noticed a hornet or wasp's nest, you'd like to get into one.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

I would. Yeah. In the next couple days if someone.

[Brandon Walker]

Like.

[Green Greg]

It's Portillo's fine one.

[TJ]

Yeah. Please, someone reach out. Maybe hit up Steven. We'd like to. We'd like to get some live footage of Buddy and. And Ronnie going after a wasp net.

[Pat]

Oh, man, he's perfect.

[TJ]

He's so cool.

[Pat]

He's exactly what I want.

[Brandon Walker]

Those two need a podcast ass now.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Y.

[Benjamin Mincy]

All right.

[Green Greg]

Laon deutsch

[TJ]

so what? So do they. They just whip it at each other.

[Kyle]

Oh, warm up.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was bad throw from Ron. Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Holy.

[TJ]

Dude, he's the best.

[Brandon Walker]

But like, I. I didn't want to ask further questions about the men chasing and then bringing it to the. The house.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but was it. Was he implying, like back in the day you could get away with it?

[Kyle]

Boy, Ronnie's got good mechanics.

[Brandon Walker]

O70.

[TJ]

I know. He's.

[Danny]

He looks awesome.

[TJ]

Awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to get on his regimen,

[Green Greg]

but makes sense now. Like genetics. Deutsch. That's why he can drink so much and be.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Learning that that Deutsch was. Was hairless. And also that his.

[Brandon Walker]

His dad was concerned enough.

[Green Greg]

They were worried because he was in high school and didn't have a beard. Well, not only that, he was six two.

[TJ]

Yes, six two. 17 year old being like, when is he gonna grow?

[Brandon Walker]

He was so small. He was so small.

[TJ]

My boy's a shrimp.

[Green Greg]

What is my son.

[Brandon Walker]

Was he describing the same anti aging

[Kyle]

things that Che has alluded to? Oh, my God.

[Pat]

I believe so.

[Brandon Walker]

Pill that can stop you from aging?

[Pat]

Yes, it might be it.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Or that Brian Johnson guy that we look at off.

[TJ]

What are they just playing hard catch?

[Green Greg]

Are they working up?

[Pat]

Pretty much.

[TJ]

Did they start my doors?

[Kyle]

Is firing it pretty good, but yeah.

[TJ]

Did they start the game?

[Kyle]

Hey, Deutsche. Are y' all doing it?

[TJ]

Oh, yeah, that was. Are you guys. Oh, you do. Oh, so you don't. So you. You still like, put your hands up?

[Kyle]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

I think ideally if you miss

[TJ]

the catch, it hits you right.

[Kyle]

Your dad. His dad's a scrambling quarterback.

[Brandon Walker]

Called him Deutsch. He's so proud of his son.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Beautiful.

[Kyle]

It's like the end of Field of Dreams.

[TJ]

They're just having a catch. A hardcore catch.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a realtor whose dream job is to be an exterminator and be chased. A genuine call to the people of Chicago if there's any hornets nests.

[Danny]

I like. I like knocking down hornets nests because it reminds me of when I was a child and men would come to our neighborhood and try to kidnap us. And I enjoy that.

[Brandon Walker]

It replicates the rush of my closest friends being molested. What's the Tate update?

[Green Greg]

Is there one?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, is he headed to the doctor?

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. William Tell.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. That's a good idea.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Uhoh. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

damn.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think we should start him on a one year.

[TJ]

Maybe got to lock him up for multiple years.

[Danny]

I think we found our brand to replace him.

[Green Greg]

I want that.

[Pat]

Please get him for us, Big cat, please.

[TJ]

I mean it's just. It's such a sweet story that he's just so immensely proud of him. His beer guzzling son because he.

[Brandon Walker]

But I wonder if he would be if do pubes.

[TJ]

If you had friends in pubes. Yeah, just friends in pubes. He'd be like, you're a disappointment.

[Brandon Walker]

But my tiny 62 publess son.

[TJ]

Disappointment he'll never have.

[Green Greg]

Oh yeah. Ron's still growing.

[TJ]

Last three years, 2 inches. He'll never have friends. The fact that Deutsch found that file,

[Brandon Walker]

that's the last you want to find.

[TJ]

Just like. Hey, wait a second. All that free candy. They were doing tests on me. Oh man.

[Danny]

Just thought I was getting freaky.

[Brandon Walker]

Friendless. You wouldn't, you wouldn't say that about a vegetable.

[Green Greg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

[TJ]

yeah. Is that even a medical diagnosis?

[Brandon Walker]

It's just a mean doctor. Nobody will ever like him.

[TJ]

That's the me. That's it.

[Pat]

Crazy.

[TJ]

Who's his doctor? Jeffrey Ross.

[Brandon Walker]

Unfortunately, your boy sucks really bad.

[TJ]

I'm looking at the charts. Loser.

[Brandon Walker]

He initially went because he thought he had strapped through.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're going to have no friends in your life. Oh my God. Shut him the up.

[TJ]

They show like a scan of his chest. Like. Yeah, see this is where you have the coward gene.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think they would to give that to like the most syndrome.

[Green Greg]

No, I. I was in the world. Yeah. It's like the most delicate dance. That's like a. That's like a walk off diagnosis before you quit. Yeah, I'm out of here.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd rather hear you have three weeks to live. But just notice like a doctor doing it in that accent just be like, yeah, your boy sucks.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

He puts his glasses closer to just

[Kyle]

flipping to the chart. Yeah.

[TJ]

We've done all the tests. You can go see his second opinion.

[Brandon Walker]

He's horrible.

[Kyle]

Walk off.

[TJ]

Oh man.

[Danny]

Every layer we peel, we peel back at the O is better than the one there's every single one.

[Green Greg]

There's a non zero chance that he literally is still growing.

[TJ]

Yeah. No, I believe him now.

[Green Greg]

7 2.

[TJ]

Soon his dad is charming it now.

[Kyle]

They're having a heart to heart over there.

[Brandon Walker]

This is awesome.

[Danny]

He was just a guy that could drink a beer fast. That's all we knew about. Yeah, that's all we knew and everything

[TJ]

else and oh my God. And if he was just a guy who could drink a beer fast, that would have been fine.

[Brandon Walker]

That would have been great.

[Green Greg]

That's all we needed at the firm.

[TJ]

That's all we asked. Everything else is gravy. Yeah, we. We're just trying to fill one specific role. It's like we just needed a spot up. Shooter in the corner. That's it.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Hit.

[TJ]

Didn't have to dribble. Didn't have to play defense.

[Brandon Walker]

And then he has all this.

[Danny]

When he showed up dressed up like Pat Summit. That was the first tell that there's more going on.

[TJ]

There's something here.

[Danny]

There's something else.

[TJ]

And then followed up with Terry Bradshaw as he tried to go into a random person's house at 3 in the morning.

[Danny]

Was he Pat Summit for our WWE Royal Rumble 1?

[TJ]

And then he was an asteroid.

[Pat]

Yeah. Comet or not.

[TJ]

Yeah. And then he was. When we did the dinosaur one. And then he was Terry Bradshaw with the shaved head.

[Danny]

He knew we were doing wrestlers too.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He just wore. He's just like, I don't. I don't give a. I'm doing Pat Summer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

With the lipstick. Doesn't get enough cr.

[Brandon Walker]

And he came. He came here nine beers deep already. That was his first showing, right?

[TJ]

Yeah, I think he did the 999 show. He did in like three innings.

[Danny]

What a specimen.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

On.

[TJ]

I don't know how we follow that up.

[Kyle]

And then there's another one.

[Brandon Walker]

I need more deut.

[Kyle]

70 year old Deutsch.

[Danny]

I kind of. I mean, like, I'm not going to make him do this, but kind of want to meet a sister.

[TJ]

I want to meet.

[Danny]

I don't want to make him bring his sister in, but I would love. Yeah, the mom and sister.

[TJ]

I. I feel like the mom is sneaky. The funniest and like her. Her ability to roll with like, oh, they're the boys throwing. Throwing footballs at each. Oh, buddy came back, he got stung by a bunch of wasps.

[Brandon Walker]

I tried to tell him the pubes

[Danny]

would come

[TJ]

with the punches.

[Danny]

She started the file. Yeah, that's her idea.

[TJ]

My boy's drinking beer again.

[Brandon Walker]

I just picture his dad on like a casual stroll and then he sees a guy start chasing him and he's not even like, what's happening?

[Benjamin Mincy]

It's happening.

[Brandon Walker]

Ptsd.

[Danny]

We gotta find these boys some nests.

[TJ]

Oh, my God. We have to please someone. Chicagoland area. We need. We need a live on the yak wasp. The Deutsch is going after a wasp net. I need it so bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Josh, get on it, please. Book a wasp. Wasp via zoom.

[TJ]

Someone hit up or hit up Steven. I don't know if Stephen's even watching. By the way. Donnie's gone. Gone for the week.

[Danny]

Donnie's gone.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Chef Donnie.

[TJ]

Yeah, gone for the week.

[Kyle]

Where's he skiing?

[Danny]

It's Wednesday.

[TJ]

Yeah, okay. He's gone. He's gone. He says he's on the plane right now. I tried to say for him to zoom in. He's gone.

[Pat]

Can.

[Danny]

He's gone.

[TJ]

He's lost him.

[Danny]

Got sandcastles to build.

[Brandon Walker]

After traditional, he'll be freestylers, hopefully. Traditional.

[Kyle]

Mincy, update just dropped. Oh, well, you got. Mincy has arrived at Dr. Jeffrey J. Bettman's office ahead of his 1:30pm appointment with the foot specialist. Dr. Bettman is a highly regarded podiatrist in the Chicago area with over 30 years of experience and a 4.7 star rating online. 234.

[Brandon Walker]

Doctor tells him he's going to be friendless.

[TJ]

This is one of those yaks where it's like you. If you just jump. Jumped into this, you're like, what are these guys doing? But it's.

[Kyle]

So how is losing his ankle has led him to not know how his arms work?

[TJ]

I mean, oh, my God, it's gotta be hot.

[Kyle]

Gotta bend.

[Pat]

Oh, I love that taco shop in the background.

[Benjamin Mincy]

They're great.

[TJ]

I think he has Liz Franklin. Oh, speaking of Which, I think Dr. Dan's gonna be here in a couple weeks.

[Kyle]

Whoa.

[TJ]

Should we do it? Should anyone want to get casted up?

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't mind it.

[TJ]

Yeah, should do that.

[Green Greg]

What's he doing here?

[TJ]

He's got some, like, I'm good.

[Kyle]

Something.

[TJ]

Dr. Dan is our. Our on staff doctor at the Yak. Very attractive guy. Awesome dude.

[Danny]

Nice. He.

[TJ]

We did good logo. He did a. I can't remember what it was for, but a punishment. Ron had to put on a hard cast for an entire week with not a broken thought about that. And Dr. Dan did it for us. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Now, when you hired Dom to be your assistant, do you think he envisioned days like this?

[TJ]

Yeah, actually, to be honest.

[Kyle]

You threw that out to him. Yeah.

[TJ]

It was like, hey, you're gonna have to roll with it.

[Kyle]

It's everything. Everything.

[TJ]

Yeah, everything's gonna be on the table. I had to get Dom some shoes that aren't black shoes. Yeah, he only wears black shoes.

[Pat]

Shoes.

[TJ]

And it's just. It's hard to pull off. Black shoes.

[Brandon Walker]

Can't do it.

[Green Greg]

You can't.

[TJ]

I might have to just get it.

[Kyle]

But I don't think Dom gives.

[TJ]

No, he doesn't, but it's just like, makes me want to puke every time I see him. I see him every day.

[Green Greg]

Like, that should be enough of a motive.

[TJ]

I've tried it. I've tried to wear black shoes. Every time I'm just like what do they just don't. They're hard to pull off.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Off.

[Danny]

It's hard to say this without it sounding like an insult but I don't mean it as an insult. Dom looks so much older than he actually is.

[TJ]

Yeah, he's like 24.

[Danny]

It blows my mind.

[Kyle]

He's 24.

[Green Greg]

The presence of like why is much older man.

[TJ]

Why you got a fat ass?

[Brandon Walker]

He has a big fat ass.

[Green Greg]

Is it.

[TJ]

Where's the black shoes?

[Danny]

The dressing situation.

[TJ]

He presents himself. He's very like buttoned up.

[Danny]

I trust his wife. Like I would go to him for advice.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a Cleveland 24.

[Danny]

But he's. He's 23 or 4.

[Green Greg]

Ohio guys.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

They grow up fast.

[Green Greg]

Grow up fast. Sometimes in like the mature lane.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Like everyone wanted to get married right after college.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Green Greg]

Be a family man.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody. Every dude in Cleveland wants to be 36.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

With Ohio State's season.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[TJ]

That's the pinnacle.

[Danny]

They haven't really thought much beyond that.

[TJ]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

That's it.

[Danny]

That's it. No Ohio State can be there. And yeah.

[TJ]

By the way Steven's DMS are open. So if you have a wasp net nest.

[Brandon Walker]

Good. There has to be a lot, right?

[TJ]

Yeah. Either we get someone who says they have a wasp nest or maybe Josh can get us hooked up with an exterminator who can bring them out with him.

[Kyle]

Have we checked the parameter of this railroad track? Feel like there should be some Dante's on there.

[Pat]

They've been out there.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

So we didn't do. We didn't do grass today cuz it was too hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Too hot for grass.

[TJ]

Too hot for grass.

[Danny]

Really?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Not too hot for Greg?

[Green Greg]

No, no, no. He was unfazed.

[Pat]

Still wonder why they didn't just go astro turf.

[TJ]

Craig really thought he was like a tough guy there when he said that. Like hot. I don't know dude.

[Danny]

Where I'm from, 20 miles down the road this is nothing.

[TJ]

It's 96. It's not like cool.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's pretty hot anywhere on earth.

[Green Greg]

Some areas of the country brag about their humidity.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But not Missouri.

[Danny]

He's from. He's from the general area.

[TJ]

Does they do it gets gross.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

What? The time change thing is a really bad idea. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

So sunrise is going to be like 8:15.

[TJ]

Yeah. I saw in Michigan sunrise is like 9:00am oh that's a. That's. If you told me that I could either have 9. 9am sunrise or. And 5:30 sunset or 8am and 4:30. I do 8am all day.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

That you up? If you're already like at work and

[Kyle]

it's the sun hasn't come up, that does suck. But 4:30 dark sucks too.

[Danny]

It does.

[TJ]

It does. But it's also like it's winter.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's the real issue. That's the problem is winter. No sun.

[TJ]

I can't wait. I can't wait for you to eat so much crow this winter with Super El Nino.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're.

[Danny]

We'll see.

[TJ]

It's going to be super El Nino means that we're dry and warm.

[Green Greg]

No way.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean by warm?

[Danny]

Like 25.

[TJ]

Warmer than you know, but you can look it up. We've had super El Nino in Chicago. I think 2015 was the last one, so. And your old stomping grounds. LA is gonna get a shitload of rain.

[Kyle]

Yeah, boy.

[Danny]

Ain't no way.

[TJ]

Dry and warm

[Kyle]

sounds nice.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm skeptical.

[Kyle]

It's a super.

[Brandon Walker]

What's regular El Nino do to us?

[TJ]

Look at this bang.

[Danny]

Was there an athlete that had all.

[TJ]

That's four degrees. That's five degrees warmer, dude.

[Kyle]

97.98.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll take 30.

[Danny]

Am I misremembering? Was there an athlete that had El Nino as a nickname?

[Kyle]

I think that's Fernando Torres.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Fernando Torres.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good call Brando.

[Kyle]

Nailed that one.

[Brandon Walker]

That's why you're solo.

[TJ]

That is way warmer.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll take 30s all day.

[TJ]

30s.

[Brandon Walker]

But I'm worried because even with that, I feel like you still get that one week of just zero.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

We've seen Super El Nino show up.

[Kyle]

What if he underperforms?

[TJ]

I'll be very upset. Call him a fraud.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't want that.

[Danny]

It would be awesome. Would be awesome if winter was not the worst thing ever. Every single year here.

[Brandon Walker]

It sucks, but it's also. You can't escape it.

[Green Greg]

But I think 28 is the same as negative 20.

[Benjamin Mincy]

No.

[Green Greg]

Here's my disagree. If it's 28 degrees, what are you doing outside?

[Kyle]

You can. I think walking. You can stand outside in 20.

[Green Greg]

But are you.

[TJ]

Yeah. Walking your dog. Going like. Yeah. Not. Not being like, I need to rush to my car.

[Kyle]

You can get out of your car. Like stretch. Look around. Take the scene. 28 is not bad at negative 20.

[TJ]

You, you're.

[Danny]

You're.

[Kyle]

You're sprinting everywhere.

[TJ]

You're in pain.

[Green Greg]

If it's in the 20s, I'm gonna Uber to my destination.

[TJ]

But 20s does not. But if you had to walk. If you couldn't get an Uber in the twenties, you can walk.

[Green Greg]

But I wouldn't.

[TJ]

In the. In the single digits.

[Kyle]

You're not walking.

[Green Greg]

I don't think I would have to walk.

[TJ]

What if you had to walk?

[Green Greg]

That's it. That's. Yeah, that's it.

[TJ]

Okay, great. So we settled it.

[Brandon Walker]

You need the negatives to get the one up on dog owners. It's like. Oh, you.

[TJ]

Yeah. Have you taken.

[Kyle]

So what are you for a walk yet? What have you taken your cat?

[Green Greg]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you said your dad.

[Green Greg]

If I thought. If I thought they would enjoy it.

[Danny]

It.

[TJ]

I kind of want to see you as like one of those backpack guys with the.

[Green Greg]

We've thought about it.

[TJ]

Yeah, do it.

[Green Greg]

It's such a Attention drawer.

[TJ]

Yeah, no, do it.

[Green Greg]

Okay.

[TJ]

I'd like to see that. I'm in a little.

[Brandon Walker]

Little all three.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah, I forgot he has three.

[Brandon Walker]

For now.

[TJ]

That makes it a little more complicated. I don't think you put all three in one backpack. They probably scratch and claw each other.

[Ron Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They hate each other.

[TJ]

Or do they still hate each other?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Ron Deutsch]

Who's.

[TJ]

The milk is the problem.

[Green Greg]

Yes, but milk is unfazed. Like they. It is chaos 247 and milk doesn't.

[TJ]

Oh, jeez.

[Green Greg]

Dude, I have to hear that.

[TJ]

Sorry.

[Pat]

Scared the.

[Green Greg]

Sorry. That's my life.

[Brandon Walker]

You scared everybody.

[Green Greg]

That's every single night I wake up to that.

[Kyle]

Holy.

[TJ]

Dude, do it again.

[Danny]

It's.

[Green Greg]

Dude, it's non stop and it's fun.

[Pat]

I'm picturing everybody at work watching this, just jumping in.

[TJ]

Oh, my God, that was so good.

[Green Greg]

Often it's like. It's like a show though. I'd rather that than them like, like get along and.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they miserable Cuddle.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Green Greg]

And it's funny. I love.

[Danny]

I love that.

[Green Greg]

They're just grumpy animals.

[Brandon Walker]

So do they all have like their own specific place in the apartment that they are or.

[Green Greg]

Yeah. Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Bring them in.

[Green Greg]

They just hide.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Do you think they just hide quickly? Like they find a little corner immediately?

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Damn, that'd be fun to have them just running, frolicking around.

[Pat]

Remember New York City had a guy. Did you ever see him? He would ride around with the cat sitting on his head. No, on his bike. He was like, you know, every city has its fellas. He was like a pretty known New York City fella. I saw him like every month. But he would ride around the city and the cat would sit on top of his head. Head And I'm guessing the cat, maybe not. I don't know how long they live. It's been a while since I've been there. But I'm interested to know, like, is he still around? Is he still doing that? But the cats seem to like, enjoy.

[Green Greg]

I think they're pretty susceptible to training this guy.

[Pat]

No, this is Chicago, man. I was gonna say. No, that's not the guy.

[Kyle]

You've had Spork for a while.

[Pat]

I know. And I don't know exactly how old he is. And so it makes me nervous. Tearing our furniture up.

[Kyle]

What is probably a good balls on everything.

[Green Greg]

What is Spork's demeanor? Grumpy.

[Pat]

He loves me. He's like, as soon as everybody else is gone, he's my shadow. And he's just started accepting the kids. He'll lay there very still with his ears like pinned back to his head. But he just allows them to pet him now. So that's a new development. It's very exciting.

[Brandon Walker]

What does he like? Pat?

[Pat]

He hates Pat.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Pat]

He hates him.

[Green Greg]

It's funny.

[Pat]

And Pat hates him back. So it's fine.

[Danny]

Kate, I have a question for you. What has Noah Khan done to the white women of this country?

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Is it just the music? Is there something else going on?

[Brandon Walker]

I was at a concert last night. Absurd.

[Danny]

I saw the. I saw that. Was it Tater? Somewhat. I saw this. They're just like thousands of people outside of Wrigley from high school that don't have tickets that are just sitting there.

[Brandon Walker]

From middle school girls to. They were like 60 year old women. They just love.

[Danny]

They love him. And my wife is like, my wife's going to divorce me because we're not going to these concerts. Like, why are we not there? And I'm like, Cuz tickets are $5,000

[TJ]

and he's the first guy, white guy in a long time who's been able to pull off cornrows.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe.

[Green Greg]

So I didn't know he was.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a married man.

[Green Greg]

I thought he was a woodsman.

[Brandon Walker]

He's about like pretty masculine things.

[TJ]

I think he has cornrows. Does he not

[Pat]

got a hole in one the other day? I think. Ladies.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow. Yeah.

[TJ]

So what is he doing?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. But like I bought the tickets way in advance and then the tickets in front of us were going for like $11,000. And I was like, I told my, my fiance, I was like, let's, let's sell these. And she's like, no, it's not worth it.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

What?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, I tried. My wife's like, should. We should go to Noah Khan concert?

[Brandon Walker]

It was great.

[Danny]

I pull up the apps and I'm like, yeah, it's like. It's like over 500 to get in. She's like, okay. No, I don't know if you're like, the worst seat in the house is 500. She's like, cool. Yeah. So go ahead and chaps that.

[Pat]

He sold his original tickets. Like, he made a huge amount of money off it and then just spent that money on better tickets for his wife.

[Danny]

Crazy.

[Pat]

Because he was like, that's what she loved.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It was.

[Brandon Walker]

It was an amazing show.

[Danny]

Yeah, I like his. I like. Yeah, I like his songs that she'll play for me. I'm like, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But I was.

[Danny]

But I.

[Brandon Walker]

50, 50 split.

[Danny]

I. I was expecting. Yeah. Like, I know he's a star, but I didn't know. It was like, he's right. Rules the world. He's got the world in the palm of his hand right now.

[Pat]

Now.

[Danny]

How about that? Yeah.

[Green Greg]

Because you don't. You don't really see. Doesn't penetrate your right.

[Pat]

Hey, I know.

[Danny]

I'm not sure I know him if not. My wife, she's. She loves him.

[Brandon Walker]

He did stuff with Foreplay, didn't he?

[Kyle]

He's a bar. I think he played in the Classic.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Ron Deutsch]

He's been on.

[TJ]

He's from Vermont, I think.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Vermont, Vermont.

[Danny]

He's killing it.

[Green Greg]

New Hampshire.

[Pat]

Yeah. He seems like a cool dude.

[Green Greg]

Seems like a great guy.

[Kyle]

I was trying to get him to

[Brandon Walker]

come in here to do the Gauntlet.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, man.

[TJ]

Oh, what'd he say?

[Brandon Walker]

Say I asked our booking people to ask him.

[TJ]

And what'd they say?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think they made contact.

[TJ]

Come on, Noah Khan. Get the in here, dude.

[Danny]

Yeah, she's just been. He's sitting off camera the whole show's dad.

[Brandon Walker]

He wheels Mitzi back.

[TJ]

He doesn't follow me.

[Pat]

I heard John Mulaney crushed at Wrigley the other night too. I heard you.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, there's something Wrigley every single night and I don't even hear about it. Just Mumford and Sons was. Was there and. And Childers.

[TJ]

Yeah, I think they're prepping for a.

[Brandon Walker]

No. Baseball, baseball, baseball. Every once in a while.

[Green Greg]

Baseball team.

[TJ]

Bananas. Coming soon.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

College football game.

[Kyle]

No, I don't think I'll go.

[Danny]

Is Northwestern playing there this year?

[TJ]

They got the new state stadiums open week.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Danny]

They are still.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Pat]

Go ahead.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

My bad. My bad, man.

[Danny]

Hold on, let me try.

[TJ]

You know, I'm gonna go take a piss.

[Kyle]

Could you intro those? Show it all.

[Danny]

Let me try something.

[Kyle]

Let me try something.

[Danny]

I want to try something.

[Brandon Walker]

What was your one on sling called?

[Danny]

Try something.

[Kyle]

I assume he's calling me.

[Danny]

Whoops, wrong Brandon.

[Kyle]

How many Brandons you got?

[Danny]

I got a lot of Brandon's.

[Kyle]

All right. You're on the Brandon Walker College Football show.

[Danny]

Hey, Brandon, Big fan. Just had a quick question. So Northwestern, I know they've been playing them football games at Wrigley Field, but they got that new stadium so I wasn't sure. Are they gonna be playing a Wrigley Field this year? Are they moving all the games to new stadium?

[Kyle]

No, they're actually opening up at Wrigley Field. They're open up their new stadium this year. They got Penn State coming in. They're opening with a huge game against Penn State.

[Danny]

But they doing like a one off for Wrigley or anything?

[Kyle]

I. I don't know. I don't maybe think they're in their new stadium the whole year. I haven't.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Thanks for watching.

[Danny]

All right.

[Kyle]

And that's where I would turn the.

[Danny]

We'll work out the kinks. We'll work out the kinks.

[Brandon Walker]

Who was on the phone pretty good?

[Kyle]

That was Mark Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

That's gonna be good. What are you gonna do if there's like a. A doldrum and nobody's calling in? What are you gonna talk about?

[Kyle]

Well, I. There won't be a doldrum and nobody calling in. There will never be that. Plus I got Blutman to bounce off of. Bman will be in the corner. He's not going to be, you know, it's going to be me bouncing off of him and he's going to bounce in and out. Oh yeah.

[Danny]

A lot of bouncing.

[Kyle]

A lot of bouncing. A lot of bouncing.

[TJ]

You going to bounce on it?

[Kyle]

I'm not going to bounce on anything.

[TJ]

Butman's going to bounce on.

[Kyle]

It's going to bounce.

[TJ]

It sounds like going to bounce on

[Kyle]

you, but it's going to be the bouncer.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be crazy if that came out.

[TJ]

We never watched yesterday. Was the. The guy who came himself.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah.

[TJ]

About to do it and then we didn't.

[Green Greg]

I would love to see that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

It's all time video.

[Brandon Walker]

It was that during that he was get.

[TJ]

It was Dagger.

[Brandon Walker]

Dagger.

[Kyle]

It was a humping competition.

[Brandon Walker]

Humping competition?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Pat]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Kudos to her.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

She's good.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Really talented.

[Brandon Walker]

Tilted.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[TJ]

Oh, no. It's so horrifying. Yeah, that is an actual.

[Green Greg]

Actual nightmare sequence.

[Brandon Walker]

Pj, can you go back and pause it when there's the big screen? Do they have it close up on his every.

[TJ]

Oh, no.

[Green Greg]

The MC saying, hold up, hold up, hold up.

[TJ]

He just came himself.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh.

[TJ]

Oh, man. That.

[Pat]

Is that like a big fear.

[TJ]

A true nightmare bear.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Pat]

Okay.

[TJ]

It's like a teenager. Yeah,

[Danny]

He's excited.

[Green Greg]

Get up. Get out of there, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Roll over to your stomach.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Anything?

[Green Greg]

Everyone's laughing.

[TJ]

That woman was in literal tears. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, that's a nightmare.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think a guy like that wants that.

[TJ]

Well, I guess the big question is, does that count as a body for him?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

He gets to claim everybody.

[TJ]

Yeah, I. It's the least you could do. I gave game.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

So are they. Are they okay?

[Kyle]

I can confirm condition that meny is in stable condition. As he waits for his appointment with Dr. Betman, he is slowly but surely sent back twice, filling out the documents at the front desk. What a coincidence. I just asked Kim from hr, my insurance, yesterday morning.

[Danny]

Coincidence.

[TJ]

That is a coincidence.

[Kyle]

What a coincidence.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my. Everything's adding up. What's up?

[TJ]

Tate's in his. His guardians jersey. What's up? How's it.

[Kyle]

Oh, getting an X ray right now.

[TJ]

Okay. And how's. How are his spirits? He said that it could. It could be worse timing. He thinks he'll be recovered by football season.

[Kyle]

Oh, thank God.

[TJ]

Marathon. No, no marathon. This is actually serious.

[Pat]

Perfect.

[TJ]

Oh, man. Being the copier, the nurse that has to walk him through this.

[Brandon Walker]

While you're at it.

[Pat]

You saw his toes. Were you stunned when he said he had just had a pedicure?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Pat]

I was. I was a little taken aback.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Mincy, are you okay?

[Benjamin Mincy]

I'm gonna be all right. I still can't put any weight on my. I can't put any weight on that foot, but we're going to be all right.

[TJ]

All right, Tate, call us back when you get the diagnosis. What? Broken foot. She said that?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I do need to get a

[Kyle]

barrier X ray, so move your toes just more forward.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Damn it.

[Brandon Walker]

He broke his foot.

[Kyle]

Put his toe in a white hood.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Snap. She snapped. Said it was broken. She looked at it for a second. Wow. My foot or ankle?

[Kyle]

It's your ankle.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Ankle.

[Ron Deutsch]

Broke.

[Brandon Walker]

Broke his ankle.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wow.

[TJ]

Let's see. What a pussy. Of a step.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got to learn crutches.

[TJ]

Oh, he's gonna what?

[Pat]

I will say it sucks to be hurt, but there is no better Feeling than actually being hurt.

[Brandon Walker]

Vindication.

[Pat]

Yes.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Ankle is crazy.

[TJ]

Try to get a hard cast so he can sign it.

[Green Greg]

Mincy just put. Sorry.

[Kyle]

Get a hard cast so they can sign it.

[Benjamin Mincy]

He's, He's.

[Kyle]

It's hitting him in the feelings a

[Danny]

little bit right now.

[Benjamin Mincy]

I do feel some vindication, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Absolutely.

[TJ]

No, I didn't ever. He's also faking it. I thought it was just. The timing was fine.

[Green Greg]

Sue. Nancy's.

[Brandon Walker]

That's all we can do.

[Green Greg]

Yes.

[Kyle]

The doctor doesn't want to be on the camera.

[Brandon Walker]

Of course.

[TJ]

All right, talk to you soon.

[Danny]

Right.

[TJ]

Broken.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Broken foot.

[TJ]

We need him. Yeah. Hard cast. Just write a bunch of slurs on it.

[Kyle]

Have him just go around.

[Danny]

Uhhuh.

[Green Greg]

Damn, what a twist. He's a, A real man.

[Pat]

Damn.

[TJ]

Are you guys.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Are.

[Kyle]

You are.

[TJ]

It sounds like you guys are, like, feeling bad for him. Yeah, little bit.

[Kyle]

Did break his foot. Why he broke his foot.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Right.

[TJ]

But everything else about him.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want anybody to break their foot.

[Pat]

Well, some are.

[TJ]

No, I don't want him to break his foot, but I'm not going to also be. Be like, oh, man, I'm so beat up by this.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel bad for doubting.

[Pat]

No, you know what's.

[Brandon Walker]

What I was gonna say. We had every reason to believe that he was lost.

[Pat]

He's gonna get handicapped seating at Widespread,

[Brandon Walker]

and he's going to get pizza forever.

[Kyle]

I think he was already eligible for that case. I feel bad for tape now. Takes us at the doctor.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

With no funny payoff.

[Green Greg]

Yeah. I feel bad for us.

[TJ]

Yeah. Okay.

[Ron Deutsch]

I agree.

[Green Greg]

I don't.

[TJ]

I wanted it to be enough.

[Green Greg]

This is the best case scenario for Ben, man. Immense.

[TJ]

Yeah. He's gonna milk this. Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not gonna be able to run at all.

[TJ]

He's gonna have the interns getting him water.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[TJ]

Wiping his butt.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Like, hey, your arms work, don't they?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

All right.

[TJ]

I feel a little bad for him.

[Kyle]

Hey, Brook's foot.

[Danny]

I would like to see the video.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Danny]

From the. Across the street. And I would like to see how. How it all happened.

[TJ]

I was. I, I will say that it does suck because he was. Was just getting hot.

[Brandon Walker]

I know physically, he was turning the corner.

[TJ]

And so now there's going to be a setback in the looks department.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Will he be good in his.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Will he be good, like, living alone with this? Cuz like, he doesn't know how to do crutches.

[TJ]

I think Tate's going to have to live.

[Danny]

I, I, he's got to move the Heisman. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he needs to take place.

[TJ]

I'm not joking. He would. I. I would consider paying for him to be an assisted living for three months. It would be, it would be a very funny. Like him living in a retirement home as a 43 year old man trying to bring. So funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Imagine the scaries of a chick waking up in his place. You realize you fucked Ben Mints, then you leave and you're in a retirement home.

[TJ]

How about the fact that like there's a. If he went to a retirement home right now, there's a 75 chance that he could. Could literally be talking to a dead person for like hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah, just.

[TJ]

Just talking. And they would just be sitting there. He'd be thinking he's having a conversation. They just. Oh, they've been dead for three hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Mince would. He would wind up in like every person's will come out of like 12 houses.

[Pat]

You're right.

[TJ]

You're right. Like. Oh no, no. Yeah. My kids don't talk to me anymore.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

You talk to me a lot.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Right.

[TJ]

You never ask me questions, but you talk to me. Sentel.

[Kyle]

What sentel do?

[TJ]

Sentel's getting.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on. Come on, quicks.

[Kyle]

All right. Come on. See you, Titus. Come on, Titus.

[TJ]

Too far.

[Kyle]

Huh?

[TJ]

Too far.

[Kyle]

You know, Titus is going to use my, my college football show just one day. He's going to show up from la. Right. I'm just going to. I'm just going to show up to mostly and tight is going to be in, in Los Angeles.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Having never said anything about it.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You think he bounces before you?

[Kyle]

Yes, yes. But I think Connor and Ebo are going to be great.

[Green Greg]

Great.

[Brandon Walker]

That's who's taking over.

[Kyle]

I think EO would be great.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Definitely. Bummed to see you leave, Brandon.

[Kyle]

I'm not leaving. I just want to see if I can build something that allows me to leave eventually.

[Brandon Walker]

So I don't know whether to root for it or not. Then.

[TJ]

Yeah, I was just say, have you thought about the fact that like, what

[Kyle]

if you don't, then I. Then I'm stuck. We got you forever stuck here watching this wheel spin for ever.

[Brandon Walker]

But you have to understand, 11 years

[Kyle]

from now we'll be saying, oh, it's wet. Where's funny?

[TJ]

Oh man. Is that what we sound like?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

You and I are friends, right?

[Kyle]

For.

[TJ]

Yeah, for now. For now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So that makes me want to sabotage.

[Kyle]

Why would you sabotage?

[TJ]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

You.

[Kyle]

Y' all do plenty.

[TJ]

Are you, Nick? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe.

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What?

[TJ]

Kyle, you're thinking what we're thinking.

[Kyle]

He's not thinking nothing.

[Green Greg]

I'm not.

[TJ]

I'm also not thinking.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I was hoping to make you nervous.

[Green Greg]

What are you talking about?

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

About.

[TJ]

It's going to be great.

[Brandon Walker]

It's going to be successful, too. So.

[Kyle]

It's annoying. I. Eventually.

[Brandon Walker]

It's just annoying that I know that you're. That's. The clock is real.

[Kyle]

I want my. You know, I. I'm running out of time with. You know. I would like my kids to graduate from down there, not up here. So.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And your daughter already graduated from up here.

[Kyle]

Well, she's graduating next year.

[Brandon Walker]

And as she is, she do you.

[Kyle]

So I'm going to.

[Brandon Walker]

You wish she was.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I wish. I wish. I.

[Green Greg]

You wish. They all went to Rocky Bayou Christian.

[TJ]

Oh, no. What is that?

[Kyle]

That's not even from Mississippi. How'd you get that one?

[Green Greg]

Didn't you tour?

[Kyle]

I did.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, my daughter went to kindergarten there.

[Green Greg]

Take Tommy there.

[Kyle]

Yeah, of course I took Tommy there. To see.

[Green Greg]

Yeah, to see.

[Kyle]

It's a good place. It's in Nashville, Florida.

[Green Greg]

Good basketball team.

[Kyle]

Damn good basketball team.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Good.

[Kyle]

Good school. Good people over there. And Rocky by you. Do you only read my Facebook?

[Pat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[TJ]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

Can you do the last ad? Brandon, I think it is.

[Kyle]

I don't know what.

[TJ]

Tony.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, of course. The movie coming out.

[TJ]

Oh, there's Bloodman from the Brandon Walker college football show.

[Brandon Walker]

Which one?

[Kyle]

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[TJ]

Pretty good that's pretty good.

[Kyle]

Pretty damn good.

[Brandon Walker]

No surgery needed for mince. Recovery time 8 to 12 weeks, maybe 4 to 6.

[Pat]

Okay.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Soft cast.

[Kyle]

8 to 12.

[Brandon Walker]

Soft cast over.

[TJ]

Hard to 12 weeks.

[Danny]

Wait a second.

[TJ]

I think he got this. I think he did the list.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Frank.

[TJ]

I think it's the exact same thing.

[Kyle]

Or I guess it says, but if it says ankle.

[TJ]

Yeah, but. Well, let's see. Oh, I guess that is ankle. Damn, that's crazy. To do that on like the last step.

[Kyle]

I mean, we've all, you know what?

[TJ]

Get Tate to zoom back in.

[Kyle]

What? What do you, what?

[TJ]

I got to, I got to tell Miny something, cuz I do feel bad.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

I feel bad. But like I said, you had every

[Kyle]

reason to believe he got hurt. Something.

[TJ]

Yeah, I feel bad. Get him to zoom back in.

[Kyle]

The tiny crutches. Picture will remain.

[Brandon Walker]

That was awesome.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You do have to wonder if it's going to affect his work output.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Tate.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Hey, what's up, boys? I feel really bad, Mincy. I'm sorry about your ankle.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It's like. Yeah, thank you. I'll be all right. You know, I mean, what are you gonna do? I hadn't had an injury in seven years.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Officially broken.

[Kyle]

Tate broke it.

[Benjamin Mincy]

She announced broken fibul. She just looked at the X ray for like half a second and said broken.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Like it was just instant.

[Pat]

Damn.

[TJ]

Miny, I know this might not make you feel better, but I want to do something for you. So as of today. What's today's date? July 15th. Yes, Mincy. I, I, I'm lifting the band on the treadmill. You can use the treadmill.

[Kyle]

Jesus Christ.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

That's nice to me. Right?

[Danny]

That is big.

[Kyle]

Huge.

[Benjamin Mincy]

That's a, Is the band, does the band. That means I can. I was just hoping to be able to use the weight.

[TJ]

No, no, I said treadmill. I just said treadmill.

[Kyle]

Treadmill.

[Green Greg]

Full access.

[Kyle]

I think it was banned from weights.

[TJ]

He's banned from the whole gym.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Benjamin Mincy]

But the treadmill you can use, I don't think.

[TJ]

Yeah, treadmill you can use. So. You're welcome, Trey.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Well, thank you. Broken fib. They said could be four to six weeks. It could be eight to 12. It could be larsh, you know, I

[Kyle]

mean, let's do it in four to six. Let's do it in four to six. Ben.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah, I gotta put there. I'm getting a soft cast that they're putting on for two weeks at a time that's supposed to decouple breast.

[Brandon Walker]

The swelling that's good.

[Benjamin Mincy]

The. The showering is going to be interesting.

[TJ]

The. Tate will shower you.

[Brandon Walker]

Tate will shower you.

[Kyle]

Tay will shower me. Yeah, I'll shower.

[TJ]

Yep. No, you can use the weights too, Miny, because I actually would like to see you one leg lifting weights. That's something I'd like to see.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Well, we're gonna probably have to be eating food through a straw to not gain weight.

[Danny]

It's your ankle, Min.

[TJ]

It's just your ankle.

[Danny]

Ankle. It's just your ankle.

[TJ]

All right, this is what.

[Kyle]

Got to pull the plug.

[TJ]

Tate, you got to pull the plug. Put him down, threw it through a

[Danny]

straw, rolled your ankle upstairs.

[Benjamin Mincy]

You don't need to imitation.

[TJ]

Why the straw? We all believed you. We just thought the timing was interesting.

[Kyle]

I've told him that a million times.

[Brandon Walker]

He knows that.

[TJ]

Yeah, he does. All right, well, good luck with the straw.

[Green Greg]

Yep. And ask for the 30. Ask for the 30s.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Love you, Big Cat.

[TJ]

Yeah, it's for the 30s. Love you too.

[Kyle]

All right, see you, boys.

[Brandon Walker]

He seems really down.

[Benjamin Mincy]

He's gonna.

[TJ]

This is what we're looking at right now. He's gonna be like, I can't move my arms.

[Kyle]

It really is Michael Scott.

[TJ]

Yeah. He's gonna be drinking through, eating through a straw.

[Brandon Walker]

Gonna have a bell up there by his seat.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

Yeah.

[TJ]

What did he even say? I'm gonna eat through a straw to gain weight.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. He's going to go out more than ever just to get. Get the attention.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Right? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Holy.

[Buddy (Ron Deutsch's Dad)]

We need.

[TJ]

Can we get. Oh, is Widespread Panic on Cameo?

[Kyle]

I doubt it.

[TJ]

We should get him a. A cameo.

[Kyle]

Try and cheer him up. Dude, you ought to be able to just get Widespread Panic to come in.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Wait, do they not know him?

[TJ]

I don't think so.

[Pat]

They have to be aware of him. They must. I.

[Brandon Walker]

He said he knows the drummer or one of the members.

[TJ]

We got to get Wider's panic on

[Kyle]

just while he's not here.

[TJ]

That would be an office before.

[Green Greg]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Okay. Just want to talk. Yeah. Widespread Panic office performance would be great.

[Kyle]

What's this group of boys doing?

[Brandon Walker]

They want a contest.

[TJ]

Yeah. Still blue. Coffee okay?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Hanging out. Good looking guys, strong guys. Strong looking guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Makes me think the gold mug wasn't randomly selected.

[TJ]

No, it is. He's a strong looking guy.

[Pat]

Wow, look at all the handsome people that drink coffee.

[Kyle]

Uhhuh.

[Pat]

Must be the coffee.

[TJ]

Real strong. All right, let's spin the wheel, cuz we got. We got a World Cup. Donnie will be there at halftime.

[Danny]

Yep, that's what I heard. Another hit.

[TJ]

I can't believe he did that to you.

[Pat]

This is a tough wheel.

[TJ]

Oh, Brandon.

[Kyle]

Oh, Brandon. Not tough enough.

[TJ]

Still laying it for another day.

[Kyle]

I won't be here tomorrow.

[TJ]

Yay. It's the act, It's the act, it's the act.

[Benjamin Mincy]

Yeah.

[TJ]

It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee pop.

[Benjamin Mincy]

It's the act,

[TJ]

it's the actual.

[Kyle]

Hey, we'll go kick you over to the soccer stream.

[Brandon Walker]

Stick around. Love you guys.

[Ron Deutsch]

See you tomorrow.