Nicky Smokes And Mintzy Have Just Asserted Dominance Over Brandon: Thu Jun 25, 2026

Summary

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The Yak – “Nicky Smokes And Mintzy Have Just Asserted Dominance Over Brandon”

Barstool Sports • June 25, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode features the full Yak roster—Dave Portnoy, Brandon Walker, Mincy (Ben Mintz), Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Tate, Deutsch, Greg, Kelly, Stephen, and others—bantering through a packed show covering everything from NFL events and parody celebrity impersonators, to the emergence of a new Barstool “NWO” faction. Throughout, a loose, irreverent tone prevails as the crew cycles through inside jokes, pop culture, sports hot takes, and classic Yak chaos.

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Key Highlights & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & Show Energy

• The crew jumps right into banter, riffing on Taylor Swift wedding rumors, recent live events, and poking fun at each other for tardiness and missed moments.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “Welcome in. Oh, we actually have a packed house today. Actually don’t need Zach, so...” – Dave (02:27)
  • "You got bodied." – Dave to Brandon (02:45)

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2. Celebrity & Sports World Gossip

Taylor Swift's Possible Wedding at Madison Square Garden

• Extended riff on whether Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will have their public wedding at MSG or are using it as a decoy.
• Discussion on MSG’s less-than-glamorous locale and historical oddities ("a Nazi rally at MSG in 1939" – Dave, 09:57).
• Quote: “The idea that Taylor Swift on her wedding day is going to see a dude jerking off under the bar...” – Dave (10:12)
• Kelly zooms in from London for her thoughts (20:24).

Tight End University Recap

• Greg recounts attending Tight End University: drills with NFL stars, athlete energy, and drunken bar antics (05:27–07:48).
• Stories about shirtless escapades and comedian Shane Gillis calling out attention-seeking behavior.

Trash Can Theft at Knicks Parade

• The viral story about a JP Morgan DEI exec stealing a Knicks garbage can and getting fired (12:15–14:37).
• Crew argues whether stealing parade memorabilia counts as fair game, with Dave oddly siding with the thief (13:06), and Brandon advocating for “doing it classy on eBay” (13:36).

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3. Barstool Office Dynamics & Decor

Dante's Office Redo

• Dante hangs a wall of personalized jerseys, each signed “to Dante,” sparking minor office controversy and major amusement.
• “It’s just all like, Dante, love you, keep DJ’ing. Very funny wrinkle to the office...” – Dave (17:39)

Barstool “NWO” Storyline

• Mincy and Nicky Smokes try to launch a new “bad boys” wrestling-inspired faction (NWO), pitching an “anarchy” they ultimately know little about.
• Smokes declares: “I am fucking done taking shit from anybody in this company not named Dave or Big Cat.” – as relayed by Brandon (69:04).
• The rest mock the lack of seriousness and confusion about what “NWO,” “anarchy,” or “North Korea” actually mean in this context (72:13).
• The “meeting” involves shirtless posturing and Brandon's righteous indignation regarding his chair (71:39).
• Ongoing debate: Does this “power move” even matter if it still submits to the Barstool hierarchy?

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4. Impersonator Party Planning

• Long segment planning a party with celebrity and historical impersonators (Rodney Dangerfield, Billy Joel, Tom Cruise, Gallagher, Michael Jackson, etc.).
• Fantasizing about the dynamics and possible rivalries ("Do you think they'll get competitive?" – Dave, 41:32).
• “I want the audience to be impersonators, too. It’s like a Nathan For You episode.” – Stephen (34:22)
• Locating impersonators in the Chicago area becomes an open call to Yak listeners.

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5. Beer-Drinking Feats & Challenges

The “Yard of Ale” Chug

• Deutsch attempts, and successfully chugs, a yard of beer (approx. five beers) in 11 seconds (101:03), to group amazement.
• Talk of escalating the challenge: could he get a “first down” (ten yards/50 beers) in a day (102:03–103:16)?
• Idea for a future “kick return” challenge (104:44).
• Notable quote: “There is definitely somebody in Pennsylvania doing this in the 1970s who was just, never got this platform. They were doing it just for the love of the game.” – Deutsch (105:29)

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6. Birdwatching, High School Football, and Camera Talk

• Brandon celebrates his new camera and shares his nature photo aspirations (82:00–85:02).
• Plans to shoot high school football: debate erupts whether it’s “weird” if your kid isn’t on the team (86:00).
• Eddie takes a stand: photographers are too close in pro sports and are a danger (“Nobody’s looking at your pictures anyway.” – Eddie, 86:49), igniting strong Yak reactions.

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7. Miscellaneous Yak Oddities & Running Gags

• Barstool vacation plans: Nova Scotia, Cape Cod, etc. (58:00–60:00).
• Titanic obsession: jokes about inappropriate photos at museum exhibits and rooting for historical villains (61:00–81:00).
• Return of “Fella Friday” teasers at end, along with a best-of schedule for the show's summer break (113:54).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (by Timestamp)

• Taylor Swift MSG/Nazi Rally: "Let’s just throw it out there. Like a… a Nazi rally in 1939 that was actually held." – Dave (09:57)
• Trash Can Lady: “If she dumped that in a bag, tied the bag up, took the trash can—be like, that’s a fair thing.” – Dave (13:21)
• Dante’s Decor: “All like Dante, love you, keep DJing.” – Dave (17:39)
• NWO Anarchy?: “So they're anarchists that like, have a great respect for power.” – Dave (72:51)
• Yard of Ale Chug: “He just drank five beers in 10 seconds!” – Stephen (101:16)
• Bird Photography: “For an hour and a half, right before dark. Had the time of my life.” – Brandon (82:24)
• Photographer Danger: “Nobody's looking at your pictures anyway.” – Eddie (86:49)
• Mincy’s Threat: “I'm fucking done taking shit from anybody in this company not named Dave or Big Cat.” – Brandon quoting Mincy (69:22)
• End of Episode: “Spin the wheel, TJ.” – Dave (116:52)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Time | |------------------------|---------------| | MSG Wedding Riff | 08:00–12:00 | | Trash Can Lady | 12:12–14:37 | | Dante's Jersey Wall | 16:10–18:10 | | Tight End U Stories | 05:27–07:48 | | Impersonator Party | 32:00–45:00 | | NWO/Wrestling Faction | 69:00–73:00 | | Yard of Ale Chug | 98:14–101:16 | | Camera/Birdwatching | 82:00–85:00 | | Pro Sports Photos Rant | 86:00–88:30 | | Titanic Shtick | 61:00–81:00 |

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Unfiltered, mischievous, and rapid-fire; recurring bits and inside jokes dominate.
• The new "NWO" alliance is more comedy than threat, poking fun at wrestling tropes and office politics.
• The show continually undercuts any seriousness with sarcasm and self-aware silliness—parodying both their own workplace and the celebrity/sports culture they cover.
• Group camaraderie and competitive egos are always on display—whether via made-up challenges, story retellings, or group ridicule.
• Episode closes with teases for upcoming "best of" episodes during the holiday break.

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For listeners and Yak fans: This episode delivers classic Yak chaos—inside jokes, sports gossip, wild office stories, and escalating stunts—anchored by the ever-sarcastic and banter-obsessed Barstool crew. If you want sports, irreverent pop culture analysis, and Barstool’s trademark frat-style humor, this is a can’t-miss episode.

Transcript

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Dana]

That's a spicy meat boy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you serious?

[Eddie]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Dave Portnoy]

That was incredible.

[Dana]

The act.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the act.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's the act.

[Mincy]

It's the yak. It's all I had. Someone else can take it from there.

[Tate]

Come on, Brandon.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. Oh, we actually have a packed house today. Actually don't need Zach, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh good.

[Dave Portnoy]

We don't worry about it.

[Brandon Walker]

We could pack it all the way.

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Brandon Walker]

I didn't get bodied.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got bodied.

[Brandon Walker]

He argued. And so. He didn't argue anything.

[Dave Portnoy]

Sorry I'm late.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I was pissed about it though.

[Dave Portnoy]

But I had a big interview. Oh, big interview coming Monday. Mega guest.

[Tate]

Can you tell us?

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you want to guess?

[Greg]

Is it a man?

[Dave Portnoy]

It is a man.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow. Really?

[Kyle]

Hey, should we play guess who?

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Mustache?

[Deutsch]

No.

[Greg]

Athlete.

[Dave Portnoy]

Some may say Chestnut.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that was an early guess.

[Mincy]

I went Chestnut, too. I was thinking that the brain went there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

When he said, some may say. Somebody say athlete type of guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Somebody say, could be the best world cup gold scorer of all time.

[Mincy]

Oh, my God. Baligan.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm talking about Dave Portnoy.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Books out next week.

[Mincy]

He.

[Natal]

Davis.

[Dave Portnoy]

That take of him being like, I would score all the time. It's just the perfect. Just piss off the entire Internet take. And he's 49 years old and nothing. Can't prove it. What's up? Hey, everyone. Doing good. Dana's here.

[Greg]

What's up, boys?

[Dave Portnoy]

Missed you guys.

[Greg]

Missed you a lot.

[Mincy]

Tell us everything.

[Dave Portnoy]

Tell us everything.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you best friends Jack Jones now?

[Greg]

Kus. I'm more on the outside of that relationship.

[Tate]

He's.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's the man, dude.

[Greg]

He's the man.

[Natal]

He's the.

[Greg]

He's such, like, a. And I. I don't know. Like, I. I was. I mean, I'm a Patriots fan. He didn't have the best. I think he got a little screwed with us. But he's finally shown his true colors, and I hope he just stays on the 49ers forever, because he's. He seems genuinely, like, just so happy, and he's crushing it, dude. And, like, he. He played well last year, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, he did. Yeah. No, no.

[Greg]

Whatever he's doing is working.

[Dave Portnoy]

He played really well. He kept. He was a part of the Niners making the playoffs because, like, when Brock Purdy went down, he. He held it together.

[Greg]

Yeah. People are asking, like, who. Who? The star of the show or, like, the number one person we met, and it's Mack Jones. He's the coolest guy ever.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think I actually started the theory that they were soft benching Brock Purdy. That's how good Mac Jones play.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

And what else?

[Greg]

I saw the Taylor Swift. She did one song. She did Love Story up on stage and then got out of there. So I didn't get to see her. Eddie's was gonna say I was gonna spill, like, mustard on her.

[Kyle]

He's not a guy who's fit to meet Taylor Swift.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

That's fair.

[Tate]

No, he.

[Dave Portnoy]

Dana meets Taylor Swift, and Taylor Swift immediately turns to her people, and she's like, what is going on? How did this guy get this?

[Mincy]

Get him out of here.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

How is removing close enough to look at me exactly?

[Greg]

Come on, man.

[Mincy]

How big of event is Tight End University?

[Greg]

It's a spectacle.

[Mincy]

It is like they're. They sell tickets to this.

[Greg]

They do. This is the first year they had fans at it.

[Mincy]

I always. I've known it's existed for a while. I always thought it was almost like a private.

[Dave Portnoy]

No.

[Mincy]

But now it's starting to become more. Yeah, I guess.

[Greg]

Yeah. Very fun. Katic was. Obviously I wasn't with him, but the first night he, you know, he took his shirt off at the bar. Of course.

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Mincy]

Yeah, I know.

[Greg]

Crazy. And Shane Gillis was there. He just goes, dude, you really need attention that bad. He was with him and Kaylek didn't know he was with him and he was. He won.

[Mincy]

He was.

[Dave Portnoy]

But no, but Shane's right.

[Greg]

No, but then Shane went that night. He was like, I kind of wish I like messaged you on Instagram and told you I was kidding.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Greg]

Because Kdick was a little. He was rattled. And then next day we saw him and we talked about how funny it was that he was kidding.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

That was a cool story.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I mean, you gotta weave in also he.

[Dave Portnoy]

But she. I'm gonna defend Shane here. Shane was right. How is he Shane? Shane's right.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Katie taking off his shirt at a bar for no reason is attention seeking.

[Greg]

Of course.

[Mincy]

But it's his thing to be called on. It is. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Deutsch]

Oh, weird.

[Dave Portnoy]

That guy's doing pass sets in the middle of Chicago cut. Yeah, I'm trying to have my dinner.

[Kyle]

He did that Chicago cut.

[Dave Portnoy]

No. Yeah, yeah, you could imagine.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I could.

[Dave Portnoy]

Out on the patio.

[Greg]

It was a great time. Shout out to Reese's Bill you would.

[Stephen]

You probably fit in well.

[Greg]

I'm like. I'm like. It's weird because I didn't play football and football people, like, they're just a different breed of dudes and they like attract each other. And you can tell when a football guy sees a football guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Your football guys guy.

[Greg]

I am. I'm like on these. I'm kind of on the outside. Like Katic is so like in there and. And just speaks the language and I'm just kind of there to have fun.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Greg]

But fantastic time. Fantastic time. I couldn't have had a better time. Hung out. What is it?

[Kyle]

They do like drills. Is that what.

[Greg]

So the first day is kind of like. Yeah, you go there and you do the. The activations and everything. And then the second day is like a three hour practice where they. It's Greg Olson, Kittle and Travis Kelsey, like lead three different groups.

[Dave Portnoy]

Of tight ends.

[Greg]

They just do drills and all types of football stuff. And then afterwards, we did like, a concert and a. Like a red carpet type of thing.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did you talk to Travis at all?

[Greg]

I did not.

[Dave Portnoy]

So are they actually gonna do this?

[Kyle]

Sounds like it, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Madison Square Garden thing?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it just a fake out?

[Dave Portnoy]

I. That's. I was a fake out the whole time, but it feels like it's happening.

[Tate]

I feel like they'll have two weddings. Like, that'll be one of them, and the real one will be private.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's tacky, right?

[Kyle]

Why is it a fake out, though? Why do you need. Like what.

[Brandon Walker]

Why keep the press away from your wedding?

[Dave Portnoy]

They go to.

[Brandon Walker]

They're in some island somewhere.

[Kyle]

Oh, like they're not gonna show at all.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah, That's.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's what I've assumed. I mean, she has so much money. Like, I assume she rented Madison square Garden so that everyone thinks it's happening there as a decoy just somewhere else in the world.

[Mincy]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

but that would leak, right? There's enough people that would.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, no, not if it's like a 50 person wedding. Because at some point, you. Your circle gets so small. It's like, would I give up being in this circle to leak something?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you may be right. But those 50 people, there's gonna be some. Some famous people in that 50. And those famous people's people have to set them up going there. And those famous people's people end up knowing about it, and they could leak it, and then they get real people will risk it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

For like, TMZ says $2 million. Tell us where it is.

[Dave Portnoy]

Is Kelly made a statement on this?

[Kyle]

I haven't seen. I think she's in London. So she there.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, she. She can't talk.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You see if she'll zoom in. I want to get a statement.

[Brandon Walker]

You're talking to me.

[Tate]

Just woke up in London.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's tacky. It's tacky. Right, guys?

[Mincy]

It's a little tacky.

[Stephen]

Wedding at Madison Square Garden, the premier arena in America, it seems.

[Brandon Walker]

In the middle of Manhattan.

[Stephen]

It does seem trashy, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Like, would they. Wrestlemania.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Greg]

Would they have to shut down, like, the train system?

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know.

[Greg]

No, because it's right there.

[Dave Portnoy]

But. But like, Wrestlemania, Knicks game.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know, let's just throw it out there. Like a. A Nazi rally in 1939 that was actually held.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like that.

[Stephen]

They're going to have to. They're going to have to, like, slaughter the homeless people who camp out in Front and behind.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's what I was thinking. Like the. The idea that Taylor Swift on her wedding day is going to like see a dude jerking off under the bar.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Deutsch]

Or.

[Dave Portnoy]

And Gaz and I were texting about it earlier. Like, worse than that. Like, what if Taylor sw. Like no human should see Rico or Meek Phil wedding.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Natal]

That's.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know what I mean?

[Stephen]

Going into Taylor Swift's wedding and yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Seeing Meek Phil on your. For your wedd. Like, that's. That shouldn't be allowed. That could happen.

[Mincy]

It's a bad omen.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Just the perceptions cut off because a Frank walks goes past them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right, right. It's just crazy.

[Stephen]

I mean, it's a spectacle of an arena, but it's in like the word. The grossest American area in the country.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I mean, it wasn't. It wasn't fun being on the street right there and we worked there for.

[Mincy]

Yeah, it's the worst.

[Stephen]

Nothing is worse.

[Dave Portnoy]

It got. Remember during COVID when there was just.

[Tate]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

It was literally just like a dude jerking off every day.

[Kyle]

They. So that was one of my biggest findings. Going over there. The scaffold.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. It's gone on.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like that thing would been there for like years.

[Kyle]

It was an unrecognizable building when I walked up.

[Dave Portnoy]

And what's the area like? Because the scaffolding does give shelter to dudes just wanting to jerk off.

[Kyle]

With the scaffolding gone, the jerk off guys are gone.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Have they like gone across street or something?

[Kyle]

Didn't appear so, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

There's a lot of construction though, so.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Maybe they got. It's not as peaceful.

[Dave Portnoy]

Was there still buzz on the Knicks?

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude, there's a lot of Knicks

[Dave Portnoy]

fans at the draft.

[Kyle]

I was like, why?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Still celebrating?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I think there's. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Probably just victory lap running everyone's face.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I guess. But I don't know. I feel like I. It was like this year for the NFL draft, remember? Like, it's nice not to care.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It's a. Yeah. The draft's a party for the bad teams.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Good teams are not supposed to be there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It was nice that they leave us alone. We're trying to have our own parts, right? You just had yours.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You had a parade with 4 million people. Did you guys see the woman?

[Kelly]

The.

[Dana]

The.

[Greg]

The.

[Dave Portnoy]

The trash can woman? That was. Sometimes they really. We are in a simulation. It was like a Ben Shapiro Mad Libs. It was a JP Morgan CEO.

[Greg]

Her.

[Dave Portnoy]

The DEI CEO was the woman who dumped the trash. A major exec, but her department was dei. They nailed that one. They nailed that woman who emptied Nick's trash can on street, then stole it. Fired from JP Morgan. Chase was DEI exec. Credit to the writers. Yeah, they fucking crushed that one.

[Brandon Walker]

Forget her job and everything. What's the. What's the upside of stealing a public trash can?

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, I.

[Brandon Walker]

It's.

[Dave Portnoy]

I actually have her back on a trash can. I don't have her back on what she did. In terms of dumping, I'm surprised.

[Mincy]

You know, Brandon, this is your. But, guys, that's memorabilia.

[Brandon Walker]

But, guys, there's no even Nick's logo.

[Dave Portnoy]

Brandon. They made those specifically for the parade.

[Brandon Walker]

But it's just orange and blue.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right, but they made him for the parade.

[Brandon Walker]

Fine.

[Dave Portnoy]

If she had a bag, I think that's a totally fair thing to do.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

If she dumped that in a bag, tied the bag up, took the trash can, be like, that's a fair thing.

[Kyle]

Like, I hate to bring him up, but he. I remember tweeted before that he said that was going to happen.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Brandon, you.

[Brandon Walker]

I would.

[Dave Portnoy]

You walk out, you. You have cups everywhere.

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't do it at the parade. I would go on ebay later that night and see if anybody had stolen it from the parade and I would buy it from.

[Mincy]

Buy it from them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I would do it classy, the right way.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. If there's a way to do things.

[Greg]

If Barstool employee does what she does, do they get. Do they get yelled at or. It's just like, oh, you made a viral moment.

[Tate]

Probably brutally shamed by us, too.

[Greg]

They're not fired, though.

[Eddie]

No.

[Tate]

How do you do that and think it'll be fine? Like, no one's going to. You can see someone filming.

[Kyle]

Yeah. They're selling miniature ones for, like, 170 bucks.

[Mincy]

Miniature.

[Stephen]

I think it's a smart move.

[Kyle]

Garbage can.

[Stephen]

Yeah, that garbage can is probably worth. Yeah, for sure. 800 bucks.

[Kyle]

But you can't dump it.

[Mincy]

Does she get, like, arrested or something?

[Greg]

Well, she didn't. She have to give it back.

[Mincy]

Like, what? She gave it back.

[Greg]

I'm pretty sure she had to give it back

[Brandon Walker]

now. She should. If she got fired, she should at least get to keep the trash can.

[Mincy]

I think so, too.

[Stephen]

I mean, someone's gonna dump it anyway.

[Greg]

See?

[Kyle]

God damn.

[Brandon Walker]

But there was only.

[Greg]

That could be fake.

[Brandon Walker]

There was only one. Yeah, that. That's not.

[Kyle]

No, there's more.

[Mincy]

No, it's. She still has it. Yeah, that's them making you believe that we. Yeah, it's like the guys that escaped from Alcatraz.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

And the authorities were like, yeah, we took care of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Sharks got.

[Mincy]

Sharks got him. Yeah. No, they didn't. They're still out there.

[Tate]

Addie stole the Bears helmet off of one of the Art Institute lines.

[Kyle]

That was pretty sick. I didn't steal it personally, though, but I'm happy to have it in our position.

[Brandon Walker]

There you go.

[Tate]

Is that the story you're going with?

[Kyle]

Well, yeah. I was a rich guy in, like, the suburbs. He was just going to throw it out. He won at an auction.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It was what now?

[Kyle]

So every time the Bears make the super bowl, which twice, they put a

[Dave Portnoy]

helmet on the big Lions.

[Kyle]

On the Lions at the Art Institute.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

You can find a picture, tj.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And some guy just hit me up. He's like, hey, my neighbor's a rich dude, and he's doesn't want this anymore. He wanted an auction. He's going to throw it out.

[Dave Portnoy]

We have that.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And I was like, yeah, well, we have that.

[Brandon Walker]

We have that. Oh, that's what that is.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Where is it?

[Kyle]

That's the 061.

[Brandon Walker]

I've seen it.

[Tate]

The.

[Dave Portnoy]

The 85 one is the one we have.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we're pretty sure we have the 85 one.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Where is it?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah. Sick.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

By the way.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, go.

[Dave Portnoy]

You go.

[Mincy]

I know. I, I. Now I'm remembering this. I think I've seen it before. Yes. In the studio.

[Kyle]

And all it is is just a massive Weber grill top.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

By the way, along the same lines, has anyone been upstairs today that doesn't usually go upstairs? So, Titus. I guess Titus would be the only one. You've been upstairs?

[Mincy]

Should I go upstairs?

[Dave Portnoy]

TJ have you been upstairs today?

[Natal]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

Che, have you been upstairs today?

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you doing?

[Dave Portnoy]

Dante just redecorated upstairs for his. It's his own house.

[Mincy]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

He hung a bunch of jerseys that are just made out to Dante.

[Greg]

Did you see this?

[Brandon Walker]

At where?

[Kyle]

You didn't see this?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

I got here, and I walked right in the act.

[Tate]

Not one of them is even.

[Dave Portnoy]

They're all. There are, like, seven jerseys framed, and if you look at them, it's all, like, two. Dante. Keep crushing it, bro.

[Greg]

I did notice that his handwriting.

[Brandon Walker]

Go back to work.

[Dave Portnoy]

Danny, go up with the zoom.

[Mincy]

What?

[Kelly]

What?

[Mincy]

What is that?

[Brandon Walker]

What's that?

[Natal]

Pope.

[Mincy]

That's the Pope with a hat on.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

What's the hat

[Greg]

there?

[Stephen]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it looks good.

[Stephen]

It does look good.

[Greg]

It does.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's.

[Greg]

It was shocking.

[Mincy]

But they're all signed, they're all daunted, personalized.

[Brandon Walker]

That's Cutler and Gronk,

[Mincy]

and he didn't ask, obviously. Dan, you seem surprised, but the ones.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, the ones on the left are very uneven.

[Brandon Walker]

I kind of like Dante taking over as the decorator and the.

[Greg]

It looks great.

[Brandon Walker]

He's doing the backyard. Let him do the whole thing. Yeah, push it out.

[Dave Portnoy]

But it's just so funny walking down because you'd think, like, it would be like, hey, barstool, big fan. Like, it's a Cutler jersey. It's Derek Rose jersey. It's a Rizzo jersey. Gronk. It's just all like, dante, love you. Like, keep DJing.

[Mincy]

Thanks for a fun night.

[Dave Portnoy]

He didn't ask anyone either. I. I don't want to take it down because it's a very funny wrinkle to the office, but I was just like, what is going on here? Because I saw the jerseys, I went up and I was like, who the fuck? Oh, they're all Tadante letters to Dante.

[Brandon Walker]

So. Yeah.

[Mincy]

What? He had this at his place and he's never.

[Stephen]

Grow up. Keep spinning.

[Tate]

Nothing else.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's a little better than what it. What was up there, which was just like three plus year olds, like, tour dates and shows that.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, like we.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, like 20, 24 tour. Can you zoom in? Does that one say anything on it? No, no.

[Tate]

It's just sign, though.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Just signed.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Was that Lori?

[Mincy]

True. Dante.

[Tate]

Dante.

[Eddie]

Best regards.

[Dave Portnoy]

Best regards.

[Tate]

I can't read this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Tate]

Just completely uneven.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

That one from the angle. Why? Go back to that. Go back to that. I think from so far, it kind of looks like Lori Lightfoot a little bit at first glance.

[Stephen]

Is that.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, so Buckus has one.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a big wide space there where there's nothing.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Rizzo, that's a Dante. Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

To Dante. Thanks. Thank you for being the man. This is so funny. All right, Gronk, thanks for everything, bro. Number one DJ chick. Get it to my dj, Dante. Like, these are so, so funny. Cutler to Dante. Thanks for all your help. Oh, okay.

[Stephen]

That's interesting.

[Mincy]

That be. There's Pope, there's Leo, socks, hat on. Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then there's. Yeah, one dog going one way, the other dog going the other way. Hey, what do you want from me? I mean, it's perfect. I kind of want Dante to put more stuff. That's just like two Dante.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, you got another page. Calendar.

[Stephen]

Whoa.

[Dave Portnoy]

Who he?

[Kyle]

I sit where he used to sit,

[Brandon Walker]

show his desk again.

[Kyle]

Page piranha calendar. Hanging up.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, no, up, up, up and to the left. Up and right.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's Sister Jean.

[Kelly]

I've got, like, five minutes, by the way.

[Brandon Walker]

What? Who is that?

[Dave Portnoy]

Who is that? Was Keegs in the waiting room. Oh, Keegs. Oh, you've been in for five minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, she has?

[Kelly]

No, I thought. I only have five minutes. I'm about to go to dinner.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, London.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, Keegs. Yeah. This. This. This wedding at MSG's tacky as fuck.

[Kelly]

First of all, you're so slow on the uptake. Have you not heard about this?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I assumed that it was fake, but now it feels like it might be real.

[Kelly]

So at first I thought the same. I was like, oh, that's fake, because who's. Yeah, who's walking down the aisle in MSG now? The rumors are actually that it's going to be the big, like, party, like, the reception. All of that's going to happen at MSG because of the, like, tunnels to come in and out and, like, all that bullshit, whatever, but that the wedding itself will be somewhere else that we don't know.

[Dave Portnoy]

Got it. Okay, now, do you disavow Nazis because there was a Nazi rally at msg?

[Kelly]

I. Yes, I would like it on record that I disavow Nazis.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Kelly]

And I don't love. I don't love that, you know, if. If we're partying in the house that Nazis were in, Right. They have a lot of concerts there, too, so it's like, am I gonna disavow everyone that's ever performed at MSG because. Because James dawn let the Nazis in.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, it was. It was a long time ago.

[Tate]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was 1939, when Nazis were hot on the street.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was the first batch of Nazis.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was the. The OGs. The OGs?

[Kelly]

Do you think James Dolan ancestors let them in?

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know what the. I don't know if his family's always owned it.

[Kyle]

Wonder.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think so.

[Stephen]

Do they still get together? Oh, like, for anniversaries.

[Brandon Walker]

The Nazis?

[Kelly]

The Nazis.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, probably.

[Brandon Walker]

They're offshoots.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. Who are you in London with?

[Kelly]

I'm with Ran, Fran. We just had a lovely day of. Of gallivanting, and now we got our dinner reservation, but we were galvanizing a little too late, so that's why I'm rushing. But we're seeing Harry Styles tomorrow. That's why we're here.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, nice. Okay. Have a great time.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Kelly]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

See ya. Do you want Deutsche? Wait, do you want. Do you want Deutsch? Do you want Deutsch to rate your outfit?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

See you, Kelly.

[Kelly]

Bye.

[Dave Portnoy]

Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah?

[Dave Portnoy]

I give you a.

[Brandon Walker]

A cup. I appreciate that. Nice collector's cup.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you gonna take it home?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, great.

[Brandon Walker]

Or put it on the collector's wall back here.

[Dave Portnoy]

Roan just left it in my car when we went to the Cubs game last week.

[Brandon Walker]

Good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Forgot it was in there.

[Brandon Walker]

Good. I'll put it right next to the one that I just got me last year.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're so different than the trash can you. Yeah, trash can lady.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't dump this out on into the middle of Wrigley Field, honey.

[Dave Portnoy]

Tj, did he ever dump anything out to keep a collector's thing?

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, I have been close to a walkout all week.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Tune into tomorrow's episode. We already taped it. We had a good. Brandon walk.

[Mincy]

Great walking. It was really, really good on fellow Friday.

[Dave Portnoy]

It was a good show.

[Mincy]

It was a good episode over the dumbest. Like just the.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you guys were the idiot.

[Mincy]

Consequential. Like you guys were. Of all the things to get fired up about, it was that. That's why we love you, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys were being idiots. Happy birthday, Mark.

[Mincy]

Thanks, man.

[Greg]

Can you guys explain something to me? I haven't been here last couple days. What's going on with nwo? Just give me the quick spark notes. Quick sparks.

[Mincy]

Miny was being Miny.

[Greg]

Yep, I saw that.

[Mincy]

And then he's like trying to pivot and say, like, what if we were the bad. He's trying to start a faction with Nikki, Smokes and Brandon's in it. Like, what if I just want.

[Brandon Walker]

If there's something called NWO and it's a wrestling angle, I got to be involved.

[Mincy]

Mincy's content idea is like, since I keep fucking up and I'm kind of a bad boy, what if I just leaned into it and with Smokes, Nikki

[Dave Portnoy]

doesn't want to be no.

[Mincy]

No part of it. In fact, Nikki's kind of Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

He's okay being a bad guy. He doesn't want to be linked to me.

[Deutsch]

Okay.

[Greg]

That's all I need. All right. That's all I needed. Thank you.

[Mincy]

That's really where we're at.

[Greg]

Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Which I kind of. I talked to Nikki a little bit today. I kind of get like, Nikki already gets a lot of. To then be linked forever with mints is tough.

[Brandon Walker]

Also Smokes tries Harder than.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Smokes. Absolutely. He cares.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Mincy doesn't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Greg]

So.

[Tate]

Yeah, okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

But the NWO is.

[Mincy]

I'm excited. But the NWO had like levels to it, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mincy]

Like Xbox was in it, right?

[Tate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, his name was Six, but I'm just calling Xbox. I guess we just won't call him by his WWE name.

[Kyle]

Everyone was in that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Name was. Yeah. So might as well call him the

[Brandon Walker]

1, 2, 3, ch. My head. Right. Right. Danny. Wow. Son of a. Yeah.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Tate]

You agree that Miny doesn't care. I saw you shaking her head. Camera wasn't on you though.

[Eddie]

Eddie.

[Kyle]

What is that kind of question?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm just asking, would you have voted yesterday? We had a vote.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Ban or unban my. From the votes over. We know what it. What it ended up. It was 1918 one way. Would you guys have voted yes, he is banned from the treadmill forever or. No, he's not banned from.

[Kyle]

I couldn't. I couldn't guarantee that he wouldn't do the same thing.

[Greg]

Yeah, I'd ban.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I don't. You just can't guarantee that he would like. I want to say like put an hours restriction to it.

[Dave Portnoy]

But yeah, it's golden mug, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Hank is on his troll. Every person that voted no should have to go on the treadmill and try to run his.

[Natal]

That's this mince.

[Eddie]

He was.

[Natal]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

Was not one of the options. Yeah, yeah. He's banned until further notice.

[Stephen]

So why can't he just get a gym membership?

[Dave Portnoy]

I know he has one in his apartment.

[Brandon Walker]

Or.

[Dave Portnoy]

You know what, Kyle, here's a crazy thought. Why can't he do it when no one's working? Because listen, it's not a shot at anyone specifically, but this place does clear out like 4, 5 o' clock regular hours. That's usually when people work out, not 2:30 in the afternoon.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, given that he doesn't work, does he just not have a clarity on when people are working or not working?

[Dave Portnoy]

That's true.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good point. He's like, oh, you want me to do it when nobody's working? I'm not working. I'll do it now.

[Dave Portnoy]

At 2:30 he's like, what are you guys doing? What are you up to?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, at 2:30 when I'm burning the interstate up to get home.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, look at these guys. I think there might have been a.

[Brandon Walker]

Why is he so short?

[Greg]

Heck, you see how small he was?

[Tate]

Now he's taller.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think, I think Tate, he's taller.

[Stephen]

Taller.

[Greg]

He looks like Smitty on my right.

[Brandon Walker]

Why is going on

[Dave Portnoy]

but yeah. He has no.

[Brandon Walker]

Who made this video for ridiculous.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think they might have had a meeting. So.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. And that's what the NWO was known for. Corporate. Corporate structure and meetings.

[Dave Portnoy]

I might have to send the NWO to Vegas. I still think because Vegas is where it's going on.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You agree?

[Brandon Walker]

I would agree, yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Send the NWO to a pool party in Vegas.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

Tate Tate documents Vegas is where it's at. Summer league. NBA summer league. We got some. Some big tournament games going on right now.

[Brandon Walker]

They walk out at the Sphere.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. So Vegas gives you that tournament field. Not just one match, but fans around you and games running through the day. Grab your bags, pack for Vegas and we'll see you there this summer for the summer tournament. I might have to send the two of them just an NWO kickoff to Vegas to see what they get into.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you'll have to check out the Widespread Panic schedule to make sure.

[Dave Portnoy]

But did you guys get got by that one guy who. He photoshopped Nadu's parties in on July 18th and someone photoshopped that. Widespread panic was playing Lancaster Penns July 7th and a lot of people fell for it.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think Lancaster pas host some widespread panic.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't technically get got by it because I did go look.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I did too.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. You're right.

[Dave Portnoy]

So yeah, you're right.

[Brandon Walker]

So I got got temporarily and then I was able to determine I am not getting got.

[Dave Portnoy]

My spidey sense was up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Have you been there, Kyle?

[Dave Portnoy]

Lancaster.

[Stephen]

Yes. Shady Maple. The general area. I've wrestled nearby.

[Kyle]

Is that word Shady Maple supposed to be like awesome?

[Stephen]

Yeah. I just taste tested a bunch of cheese. It's. It's cool. I mean it's not. It's also not like extraordinarily rural and Amish. It's like a city.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like, he always sends me a link about how it's like always in the top 10 city list.

[Dave Portnoy]

Lancaster.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Top 10 in PA. What is it?

[Kyle]

No in like the country.

[Tate]

What Nadu sense.

[Stephen]

There's so many different lists.

[Kyle]

Like yes.

[Stephen]

Every. Yeah.

[Kyle]

But he's got one on hand that he'll send you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Greg]

Has your relationship with cheese got any better?

[Brandon Walker]

Ah, it's a funny question.

[Stephen]

I enjoy. Yeah. No, it's still. It's drives me berserk.

[Mincy]

Just she like you ever talked about.

[Stephen]

I think Cheese is. He loves it, but he hates conceptually disgusting. But there's nothing that Affects my brain more.

[Dave Portnoy]

Why is cheese conceptually disgusting?

[Stephen]

It's like, do you know what it

[Brandon Walker]

is, what they have to do to make it?

[Dave Portnoy]

Hurdled milk cows.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Brandon makes his own old ancient milk that like, hardens and the. Is that.

[Greg]

What is that?

[Dave Portnoy]

I want to look at him.

[Stephen]

What was that face?

[Dave Portnoy]

I was doing a side eye look.

[Mincy]

If you notice, by the way, we are on Brandon Walker walkout watch because, like, we're going on vacation.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Might just be gone.

[Mincy]

There's a. Brandon's about to just stand up and pretend to be mad.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a time in mind.

[Mincy]

Boris, get the hell out of.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a time in mind.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like when right before July 4th. Dave used to always just like get in a big fight with someone and then walk. It's similar.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you. Did you see me take Kyle to the ground this morning?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I saw Kyle have you in a hold that you. You had to tap out and the only place you could tap out was Kyle's own ass.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, I grabbed Kyle's leg.

[Stephen]

Almost a double tap out. He was like stroking my ass.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I grabbed Kyle's leg and I was like, I'm just messing with him. And he looks at me dead in the eyes and says, go ahead, finish it. So I. So I grabbed him and he puts me in a position. I think his. I think my nose was touching my knee or my ankle at one point. You had me in a position that I've never, I've never conceptualized before. Yeah, I tapped out. I grabbed. I'll grab whatever I could grab. What? What?

[Stephen]

That was sick.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you guys had a nice little

[Brandon Walker]

contact at 9 in the morning.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. The human body craves contact.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna get you down one day.

[Mincy]

Kibi, are you. Are you regularly sharpening your wrestling skills? No, because I should. Brandon, I were. He told me about this story and I was like, he's gotta be. You just still have it like that? You still, like, you think, like in 20 years, despite, like, never really getting on a mat, you're just gonna always have the skill set. Or is this something you have to like, continually work on or continually revisit?

[Stephen]

I'll have the muscle memory and the skill set. I don't have the, the cardio to do like a real match, but yeah, it's like any skill set. Like, I like shooting a basketball. Like, I, I sunk hundreds of thousands of hours into it.

[Mincy]

Yeah, for what? For that. For this Brandon to tap your ass.

[Kyle]

Got the rematch versus a Jaguar. Six months.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, geez. Can we go? Oh, my God, I forgot about. Can we all go?

[Kyle]

Yeah, of course.

[Dave Portnoy]

By the way, do we get the Rodney Dangerfield guy?

[Kyle]

So he lives in Buffalo.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Only eight hours away.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's not a problem. City travels.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he does, but, like, I don't know how much we want to spend.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think we gotta.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

If we.

[Kyle]

If we're open to.

[Dave Portnoy]

To have a Rodney Dangerfield opening act to Billy Joel, both impersonations at your party. I think we have to.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because it's not just Rodney Dangerfield impersonator opening for Billy Joel. It's the fact that he'll hopefully stay at the party after too. And, like, I can't wait to talk to him. He's been like, so what is this? Is what what? This is what you do?

[Mincy]

She dropped the act.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Because music makes sense.

[Kyle]

There's Rodney getting after the Costco cookies.

[Dave Portnoy]

I can't wait. Oh, he's gonna bring the house down.

[Kyle]

I'll send him an email.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. See his availability.

[Stephen]

I love covers of non music musicians.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, Eddie's party just becoming a cover fest would be so funny.

[Stephen]

Malcolm X,

[Dave Portnoy]

you get a Martin Luther King Jr.

[Stephen]

Advocates.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

We could go all.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, we get historical figures.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah. Just a bunch of impersonators.

[Greg]

Yeah. Like, what do they. Drop the act? Do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, you. Am I gonna talk to him after while we're watching the Billy Joel impersonator? And is he gonna be, like, doing the Ronnie Dangerfield or is he gonna just be a regular dude from Buffalo, like, talking to me about Josh Allen?

[Kyle]

What do you hope he does? What do you.

[Dave Portnoy]

I hope he doesn't drop it.

[Kyle]

Okay. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I hope he stays it the whole time and just like.

[Brandon Walker]

Do y' all remember the super bowl shows in LA where the Jack Nicholson impersonator showed up and he was, like, vaguely backstage with us or between us and the restaurant, and he was talking to us like Jack Nicholson, and it was weird.

[Greg]

I love that.

[Dave Portnoy]

We might have to get him. But how does he. What does he do?

[Kyle]

Wear sunglasses and Cheers.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Maybe we just put them front row. Yeah, exactly.

[Mincy]

He's courtside for the front.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, man. And then just like, the idea of the three of them talking.

[Kyle]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, I would like to just put them up in your garage and just put a camera without them knowing. Be like, you guys just chill here. This is a green room. What do the impersonators talk about together?

[Stephen]

It's a great. Yeah, I like, I want the audience to be impersonators, too.

[Tate]

It's like a Nathan for you episode.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I. I'm. I'm into this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it's. It would be so great.

[Kyle]

Who do we need, though? Like, which impersonators do we need?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think the Gallagher one would be a home run.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Smashing a watermelon would be incredible in your backyard.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

John Wilkes Booth and Abraham Lincoln reenacting.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God, is Rodney dangerous?

[Stephen]

Has that ever been done?

[Dave Portnoy]

That would be insane.

[Kyle]

But I don't think we even need these people to perform. We just need them there.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right, right. Like, we might just have to pay for a bunch of impersonators to be there.

[Kyle]

Yes, well, Spoof's taking a piss in the alley.

[Dave Portnoy]

We got George Washington. I'm asking George Washington to pass a twisted tea.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah,

[Kyle]

this could be great.

[Dave Portnoy]

This could be a lot of fun impersonation fest.

[Kyle]

Let's see what we got.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There's got to be a website.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, well, I'll.

[Stephen]

I'll.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'll pay for people impersonators to come to not even do anything, but just in. Be there.

[Greg]

There's a guy on Tick Tock who. Who just is by himself, and I'll have like a Tom Cruise impersonator come over and we'll just hang out for like two hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And it's like, I think eventually they, like, it's so funny to see them keep trying and realize they're alone, but I think they eventually just drop it. Yeah, they're just talking as a normal

[Dave Portnoy]

Tom Cruise imagine, like, just like, really? Hey, what's up?

[Greg]

Yeah, I guess just like, whatever. Yeah, my bad, my bad.

[Dave Portnoy]

I want this guy. Show me the money.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yes.

[Greg]

So what do you want from me?

[Tate]

Just my usual, you know.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Greatest hits. Greatest hits.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Dorothy Boyd.

[Stephen]

Thank you.

[Mincy]

Help me help you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Help me help you. Just help me. Eddie, we got to contact this guy.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

High fives.

[Greg]

Oh, I put that up just for you. The cocktail.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, the cocktail.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Cocktails and dreams bars open. You know, Mike tie, Aladdin slammer, Delta Hammer.

[Dave Portnoy]

Really anything but juice is broth.

[Natal]

What now is there.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you have other gigs this week?

[Tate]

I've got. Got a handful.

[Dave Portnoy]

There's something in the media, you know, with Cruz. Just the phone just rings off the

[Tate]

hook, you know, the landline, you know. So how much more time do we have?

[Dave Portnoy]

Was it when I started? Yeah, you got like 35 minutes.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, like 35.

[Mincy]

You got 35 more minutes.

[Greg]

Yeah. We just need this guy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

How much more time do I have to kill?

[Dave Portnoy]

35 more minutes, Eddie, I'm. I'm the Budget is whatever.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It's like you hire him and, like, he's like, what's the gig? And you say, I need you to watch Rodney Danger hang out.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Need you to sit in the crowd and watch Rodney Danger.

[Dave Portnoy]

Also, like, people do get pretty drunk. You're part like. I just imagine one of your friends waking up the next day. He's like, was Tom Cruise?

[Kyle]

Yeah. The guy who shows his dick in the golf course is going to be just stunned.

[Dave Portnoy]

Chris.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Chris, Stunned.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let's get a list.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And it's also. I mean, it's also the weekend of the national, so there's going to be, like, a lot of people.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, imagine we sprinkling a few real ones.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let's see. Yeah, yeah. Tom Cruise, Roger Clemens. Oh, my God. This could be the party of the century.

[Kyle]

Could be.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let's get a list. Maybe there's some local. Maybe we start with local impersonators. There's got to be someone who knows anyone who knows impersonators in the Chicago area. Dm, Stephen. And we'll get on it.

[Kyle]

Elvis is a lock. I'd say Elvis, absolutely.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think we need Elvis and Tupac.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Has that ever been done?

[Kyle]

Probably.

[Mincy]

Probably.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You think so?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I think other people have price.

[Dave Portnoy]

What if we got Elvis, Tupac and Steve Jobs?

[Brandon Walker]

The Big three or the merrier.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Kind of need someone obscure.

[Stephen]

Jada Pinkett Smith.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah. Someone.

[Mincy]

Someone. They're like, wait, how do you make a living impersonating the.

[Dave Portnoy]

Was that man? Yeah, yeah. Jason Seagull, Jason Siegel.

[Greg]

What?

[Stephen]

Robin Quiver.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just like a vaguely familiar actor. You're just like, okay, all right.

[Tate]

Mark Ruffalo.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Newman from Seinfeld.

[Greg]

I mean, there's got to be a website for us, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Someone who, like, what are you doing, dude? Made a ton of money for, like, two years doing it.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

30 years later, still trying to, like, recapture that glory.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Newman would be new movie. So there was a time and place Newman would. Oh, yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

The hottest.

[Mincy]

And that guy probably made a lot of money. He's like, no, babe, I swear, the market's gonna come back.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He was in Space Jam. Jurassic Park.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Crushed like a. Like an Urkel impression impersonator.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

90s. Just wait for Urkel to circle back around.

[Kyle]

There's actually a guy Danny knows, too, who claims that he had Guy Fury's look before God.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Tate]

He's the real Guy Fieri.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do we have. Do have his socials?

[Tate]

I think he's like, I think he's like only a Facebook guy, but you know, he's a little out there. Claimed that he knew 911 was going to happen before it happened. But yeah, hey, the point remains.

[Dave Portnoy]

You have his Facebook.

[Brandon Walker]

He knew two things.

[Eddie]

We.

[Tate]

We talk. It's usually I can see the pretty, pretty one way conversation.

[Mincy]

You've been blessed with this power to see the future.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you send blonde hair and towers falling.

[Mincy]

America will go nuts.

[Dave Portnoy]

This information to tj.

[Tate]

He'll.

[Dave Portnoy]

He'll get Josh on it. I would like to talk to this guy.

[Tate]

I could handle him.

[Kyle]

He works at the deli, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah, just walk in.

[Kelly]

Holy.

[Stephen]

He knew 911 was going to happen. Well then he's he up big time. He like give Logan airport a call

[Dave Portnoy]

or like give us a alert.

[Mincy]

Dude, I have two visions. One is that America will go crazy for frosted tips.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Deutsche just sent me the Michael Jackson impersonator in Chicago. Okay, great. Does he still have a. Oh, yup, but need them.

[Greg]

Rico. Michael Jackson.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like even bad impersonators are good for this purpose.

[Brandon Walker]

This is this.

[Tate]

I think this is the same guy. This is like a very viral video.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you think they'll like. Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Mincy]

What?

[Tate]

Welcome.

[Stephen]

This is Kill me.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, this is the guy.

[Greg]

Need him.

[Dave Portnoy]

Need him.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you think they'll terrify? Do we need them?

[Greg]

You laughing?

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you think they'll get competitive? I think they will.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because like these guys want all eyes on them.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You think they'll know if the actual celebrities have beef and then they'll.

[Stephen]

Was he sliding into that pelagic look?

[Greg]

This is.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, this is in like a backyard. Yeah. Oh, he's so perfect. Oh, Jesus.

[Tate]

We also need two people impersonating the same person.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Pretty good.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

It's a great idea, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

You have the second best Michael Jackson impersonator.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, why Stop it too right.

[Tate]

We should just make it like one of those lookalike contests. But you just have to look like a celebrity.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Will there be room for civilians at your party at this point?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it might be more.

[Dave Portnoy]

More impersonators than anything else.

[Greg]

Does the Fieri guy still have hair?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. I mean he did at least do like a couple years ago.

[Tate]

Yeah, he got banned from a couple Vegas casinos cuz he was taking pictures claiming he was Guy Fieri.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I mean you can't give that up if you're the one who claims that they had it first. You can't let no guy box you out.

[Kyle]

No, he's convinced too like, he. Like he will die on that hill. At least he did.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah. We haven't talked.

[Greg]

He says he's. That guy. Stole it from him?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Greg]

Like they've met before or is he just.

[Tate]

Yeah, briefly saw him.

[Kyle]

He knows him better than I. Yeah,

[Tate]

I guess they briefly met. This is, like, early 2000s. Claim he got the look first and guy stole all his. All his success.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Tate]

Love to hear the full story.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Party day.

[Mincy]

What about the 9 11?

[Tate]

So I need some security. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's more interesting.

[Mincy]

Yeah. How does he know?

[Tate]

I used to, like, tweet about him and stuff. He was, like, kind of a. A neighborhood guy. Everyone knew. And I was working at this bar spored one night, so I was letting him talk, and he was like, yeah,

[Dave Portnoy]

by the way, like, I see.

[Tate]

I knew 911 was gonna happen the night before. I'm like, really?

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, the night before.

[Tate]

I was like, didn't do anything. What am I gonna do? All right, thanks for sharing. Stop by the deli anytime.

[Greg]

A good deli?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's a popular one. Oddly enough. Guy Fury has been to that deli.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, I think that's how they met.

[Kyle]

Is it?

[Greg]

But didn't know that.

[Kyle]

But it was. Is it? But this was on Diners, Drivers and

[Dave Portnoy]

Dives, so that's a ballsy move by Guy.

[Kyle]

It was. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Hypothetically. Okay, you did know 911 was gonna happen the day before.

[Dave Portnoy]

What would you do? Probably tell someone, but who would believe you?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And then. And then, like, you're just guilty.

[Tate]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

What about just, like, go to the. Go to Logan Airport and just be like.

[Tate]

I probably just tweet about it. Be like, hey, I don't know what anyone's gonna do with this information, but this is gonna happen.

[Stephen]

I would kill myself because there's no way.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Really? That'd be so much pressure. And you'd. You'd be. And it would be hard. How would you actually stop it?

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, if you actually. If you knew. If you just had a premonition, there's nothing you could do. But if you, like, somehow knew, like, these are the guys that are gonna do it.

[Stephen]

Yeah. If you knew the guys.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

You would have to.

[Dave Portnoy]

You'd have to be like, hey, don't let them get on that plane.

[Mincy]

I tell the president of Penn State at that point.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Be out of my hands.

[Dave Portnoy]

And he doesn't want to bother. It's a weekend.

[Mincy]

At that point.

[Stephen]

Done.

[Mincy]

All I can do.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Remember that show? I think it was like, Morning Edition with Kyle Chandler.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Tate]

Get the newspaper, Tabby.

[Mincy]

Oh, that's right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Great show.

[Tate]

Right? So, like, that type of scenario. What are you doing?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, not much, Brandon.

[Tate]

See, like, tweeting's not enough, but I'm just assuming, what. What am I going to do? What else am I going to do? Hopefully someone important sees this.

[Brandon Walker]

If you tweet it, then it happens. What do you say?

[Dave Portnoy]

Dummy viral. Then you got to be like, underneath it. Be like, hey, subscribe to my podcast.

[Mincy]

I don't. I don't think you're a hero if it, if you tweet it and it happens.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I think people are like, how the. Did you know that?

[Dave Portnoy]

Right.

[Mincy]

You.

[Stephen]

Yeah, you would have.

[Mincy]

Should have done more at the airport

[Stephen]

and kill or maim.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Attack Muhammad.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm assuming this guy didn't know, you know, whatever. Muhammad Atta and all that stuff, but knew that something bad. Knew something bad was so. Had like a premonition. But then like. Yeah, to his point, like, how do you act on that?

[Dave Portnoy]

What do you. What do you.

[Brandon Walker]

He didn't know, Steve.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wait.

[Eddie]

No, I'm saying hypothetically, if he did.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think he did.

[Tate]

He knew.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're saying this guy didn't know?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know the guy. He might have known.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think it's pretty open and show. He says he knew.

[Tate]

He's going to have some words for you at this party if you keep it up.

[Brandon Walker]

He's going to be there.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Natal]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Brandon's not going to be there.

[Brandon Walker]

No, just.

[Dave Portnoy]

I mean, you actually would have a great time.

[Brandon Walker]

I think. I did tell Eddie I'm coming this year.

[Kyle]

I actually. I mean, dude, just go to the national and come by after if you're not going.

[Tate]

We need a Brandon Walker impersonator.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I was going to ask that. Has there ever been a barstool impersonator, like a Dave impersonator that caught on or a you. Is there a you out there?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, No.

[Kyle]

I mean, people have definitely, like, taken pictures and said that they're you.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And. And there's been. I've looked. Dave look alikes.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never seen. I don't know that I've ever seen anybody catch traction with a Dave Portnoy impression.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Mark Nick and kb.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

That was sick.

[Mincy]

Danny's got.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny's got a hinkle in his back.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Who's the most impressionable?

[Greg]

Mincy.

[Mincy]

It's Mancy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Voice.

[Brandon Walker]

Frank.

[Mincy]

Frank. Could be.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Bosco, maybe.

[Dave Portnoy]

Bosco.

[Greg]

Have you guys talked about the white Indian man yet on here we have not.

[Mincy]

Jeff Nadu.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, no, no, wait. Before you bring to the DraftKings Reed Steven, I want to hear about the white Indian.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Greg]

Have you seen him?

[Stephen]

KB what are you talking about?

[Greg]

He's awesome.

[Stephen]

Talking about. We're talking about.

[Greg]

We'll talk about it after.

[Stephen]

Is the guy that sounds like a white man looks.

[Greg]

No, he's white.

[Stephen]

Like a black man?

[Greg]

No.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Greg]

He's big, fat and white.

[Stephen]

Is there. Is there like a viral story going on about him?

[Greg]

Yes, I've heard it might be in my. Just my algorithm.

[Kyle]

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[Tate]

Clemmer Running into a big T in Hawaii made me laugh out loud. It's like High noon watch party duo type stuff.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't see just organically High Noon watch.

[Stephen]

They're both on separate vacations.

[Tate]

Yes.

[Mincy]

Did this organically happen? Did they?

[Tate]

Yeah, even that they organized the odd to them both being in Hawaii and still running into each other.

[Dave Portnoy]

Clemens Trying to get a purple hat.

[Greg]

I don't know if I've ever seen Big T smile like that.

[Dave Portnoy]

He got laid.

[Greg]

He looks so happy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let's do one where you smile. 35 for your hat.

[Greg]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

You say I need to buy a purple hat off someone in Hawaii. I will give you 35 for that hat. For your hat?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'll give you 50 for your hat.

[Stephen]

Why? Why?

[Dave Portnoy]

I need to buy purple hat off someone in Hawaii. It's for work. Believe it or not, you wore it. My work's crazy. Have you guys ever ran into someone from Barcelona?

[Brandon Walker]

Vacation.

[Dave Portnoy]

That would. That would be a little. I had one. I had one. I was in a lazy river in the Bahamas and I literally bumped into Ben. Julio. What's up, dude?

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, I ran into Nick in Lake Geneva at the same resort.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Not that off because it's pretty close.

[Dave Portnoy]

But yeah, it's kind of weird because then you're like, what do we do? We, like.

[Stephen]

Yeah, absolutely don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, but you feel the. The initial urge is like.

[Stephen]

You feel like you should.

[Natal]

You're.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're gonna like. I bet you Clemmer and Big T ran into each other like, oh, so what are you doing the rest of the day?

[Stephen]

It's like, they'll have to do that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah. And then you're like, ah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think most people will do that. Big T is not doing that.

[Dave Portnoy]

But Clemmer might have.

[Brandon Walker]

Clemmer might. But I think Big T would shut it down real quick.

[Dave Portnoy]

I know, dude. He looked really happy.

[Mincy]

I think Big T is going to come back very happy. Just to completely change, man.

[Brandon Walker]

That be amazing.

[Stephen]

Be weird.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, you wouldn't want that.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

You love him how he is.

[Brandon Walker]

Tea. I love tea. T is my favorite.

[Mincy]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon Walker]

He's happy.

[Dave Portnoy]

Who's this white Indian man?

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, there he is.

[Dana]

Clean borders. Norwegian citizen, born in Norway, stuck in India, living on the streets, surviving, being a tourist guide, smoking on the roads.

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Dana]

Don't you think I want to get some kind of adjustment against the government when I'm 33 years old, have zero schooling, they haven't done the shit that they were supposed to do. The Finnish embassy, when they helped me out of the country, they were supposed to report me to the children's services because I was under 18. Did they do their job? No, they didn't do their job. Thanks to them, I don't have fucking nothing. I even told the Norwegian job.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he just got left in Mumbai.

[Greg]

Yeah, but there's a whole. There's. He's got a bunch of clips that are going viral.

[Dave Portnoy]

One ton Don's having him on.

[Greg]

Oh, is he?

[Dana]

Whenever I used to go in the train, even when I left marine lines, that dog used to jump into the train, come with me to cope. Colaba even wherever. He used to roam around with me. And that dog was like a mafia dog. He used to not get scared of anyone. It was like some kind of weird like muscle kind of dog. I've never seen a street dog like that. And that dog used to follow me

[Dave Portnoy]

everywhere used to go.

[Dana]

I used to give it biscuits and stuff and little milk and stuff. I used to go past that was enough to make that dog like me so much that it would follow me instead inside trains. Wherever I used to go, I used to need to go chal. But I used to make it go away from me. Otherwise you don't never go away from me like that kind of.

[Greg]

I don't know. I fucking love it. No, that's his voice.

[Stephen]

He was born and raised in India.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

So I guess that would naturally.

[Dave Portnoy]

He said he was born in Norway

[Greg]

and he was left.

[Dave Portnoy]

He was left in India at 10 years old.

[Greg]

Yeah, he's left.

[Brandon Walker]

That doesn't seem between borders. His parents go to prison.

[Dave Portnoy]

It seems like some bad parents just kill him.

[Greg]

Yeah, that's been my feed lately.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just that. Just that white Indian dude.

[Greg]

Yeah. That's all I got for you guys.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's good though. Yeah, no, that was good.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Nothing more on the tight ends?

[Greg]

Not really.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kittle sent me a picture of you guys hanging out.

[Greg]

Did he?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Was a cool picture.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was nice.

[Brandon Walker]

So be had your shirts on.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, it was at the bar.

[Greg]

Cadex shirt did come off again. Two nights in a row. Man.

[Brandon Walker]

You're wearing a dachshund club T shirt right now.

[Greg]

I am.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Chicago Doxy club.

[Dave Portnoy]

What's going on with them?

[Stephen]

That's making money.

[Greg]

We had a great weenie walk on Saturday. Last Saturday.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought we need walks were on Wednesday.

[Greg]

All right. I got home late from the airport yesterday, so I missed it devastated.

[Dave Portnoy]

But wife take Ralphie?

[Greg]

She did, yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, good.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Still got to go.

[Tate]

We shouldn't bring that up.

[Mincy]

Ralphie's a.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's bi.

[Greg]

We're not doing this. Ed.

[Tate]

Gay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Congratulations. Some red love him.

[Brandon Walker]

Right?

[Greg]

Of course. He's not.

[Stephen]

He wants to buy. But male dogs or humans.

[Greg]

He only humps my arm. He doesn't hump my wife's arm.

[Mincy]

Oh, so he's just.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's just gay also.

[Dave Portnoy]

Is that. Is that like Bestiality. Like that's not.

[Greg]

No, but then he's. He. There was a female golden retriever the other day that he started humping too.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, How'd he get up there?

[Brandon Walker]

Lofty goal.

[Greg]

He's going up.

[Tate]

Yeah, he likes bigger women.

[Dave Portnoy]

Do you have a ladder or something?

[Greg]

You know how they get up there? They just.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I. I really.

[Stephen]

I'm see you. And you're in private.

[Greg]

Yep.

[Stephen]

And where was the golden retriever?

[Greg]

That was in public.

[Stephen]

Oh, that's a game. Gay guys are always molesting chicks in public.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. He's got a beard.

[Greg]

Oh, look at me grabbing your tits.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah, look. I love hot chicks. I'm Ralphie.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm just.

[Mincy]

Stop, dude.

[Kyle]

There's another guy. He humps too, right?

[Greg]

I mean my father in law. Yeah.

[Kyle]

See?

[Greg]

What do you got? What are you gonna do?

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kyle]

I didn't say anything.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm just.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie is the one bringing this to me.

[Greg]

He did it all the other day. All day.

[Brandon Walker]

You're putting his by dog on blast.

[Kyle]

I was just letting him know.

[Greg]

Dogs don't have sexualities.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, yeah, I mean, they have penises.

[Greg]

Oh, you don't like homosexualities? What are those called? References?

[Kyle]

Gender preference?

[Dave Portnoy]

Homosexuality. They don't have homosexuality. I think there's gay dogs.

[Mincy]

Have to be.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't.

[Greg]

I don't. I think they're just dogs.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I think a dog will just. Anything.

[Greg]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

So they're all by.

[Brandon Walker]

No, but they'll. You throw a leg out in front of a dog, you'll. They'll. They'll.

[Greg]

He's not. I don't have a.

[Brandon Walker]

That.

[Greg]

He's. That'd be one thing.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be one.

[Dave Portnoy]

Right. So that would make him gay.

[Greg]

If he was my.

[Dave Portnoy]

He'd be gay Your be straight, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you'd be a woman.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

If he. My pussy, he'd be straight.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

You would be transition.

[Brandon Walker]

You'd be a woman.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But instead he's your dick.

[Greg]

He's not my dick. He's fucking my arm. An arm is. It could be anything. An arm could be a pussy for all we know.

[Brandon Walker]

Arms. Pretty much just an arm.

[Greg]

Dude, don't give me that look at.

[Kyle]

I didn't say anything.

[Dave Portnoy]

Where are you going for the vacation, Dana?

[Greg]

I'm going to Cape Cod.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, nice.

[Brandon Walker]

It's that. It's not an accessible vacation, like for somebody you're from.

[Greg]

It's not a vacation. It's where my family lives.

[Brandon Walker]

I apologize. I was engaging you in conversation.

[Greg]

Go ahead though.

[Brandon Walker]

Like me, Right. Never been there. Can I just, like, look up, you know, Airbnbs on Cape Cod. Go vacation there. It's easy to get around. Go to the beach. It's all.

[Greg]

You could fly to Boston or you could fly to Cape Cod. There's a Hyannis airport that's a little bit. You probably have to take a stop.

[Brandon Walker]

But I looked into it this year to go up there, but I ended up going to 38, so. But I kind of want to go up there. My wife wants to go to beautiful Martha's Vineyard, one of those. That area, all that.

[Greg]

Dave can help you out,

[Brandon Walker]

theoretically. Yeah, he could.

[Greg]

He would. Yeah. You probably won't. Don't want to ask, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Greg]

It's accessible. It's like an hour. Hour from Boston. There's plenty of hotels and airbnbs. It's beautiful.

[Kyle]

What about the trap?

[Greg]

H. Get some onion rings.

[Kyle]

Lobster trap.

[Mincy]

Got to get some money.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, what I have to put.

[Greg]

That's flying bridge. But lobster traps, Folies. That's where fol used to work.

[Brandon Walker]

That's where y' all went after he put his dog down.

[Greg]

That was the flying bridge.

[Kyle]

That was the flying bridge, yeah. That's where we found in rings.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you going anywhere, Kyle?

[Stephen]

Yeah. Nova Scotia and Deep Creek, Maryland.

[Deutsch]

Whoa.

[Dave Portnoy]

Those aren't next to each other.

[Stephen]

I know. So I'm gonna be miserable.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you doing Nova Scotia in the fourth of July?

[Stephen]

Until the fourth of July, then Deep creek.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Stephen]

So you'll be two different families. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Beautiful. I did fourth. I was. I think I was in France for fourth of July one year. That was a bummer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Katex going to a wedding.

[Dave Portnoy]

No way.

[Mincy]

Crazy.

[Stephen]

Wait, what?

[Brandon Walker]

The way you said it, what were

[Dave Portnoy]

we supposed to be?

[Greg]

No, but who has a wedding on the fourth of July? Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, okay. All right.

[Greg]

That's more my point.

[Stephen]

Yeah, no, that was my point.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, it's the fourth of July on a Saturday.

[Stephen]

I've been to one on fourth of July.

[Tate]

Really?

[Stephen]

It's. You get the venue cheaper and it's like.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I'm not a big fourth of July guy.

[Greg]

Fair.

[Brandon Walker]

I love.

[Greg]

I was never seen that.

[Mincy]

The rationale was like, everyone's gonna be off anyway, and like, you know.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

It was a family get together anyways.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. It's one of those holidays. It feels like there's a lot of pressure, but it's like, dude, just, you know, grill.

[Mincy]

Just relax, chill. Yeah. There's nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

You can stay at home and celebrate it. You can be on a Vacation. Celebrate. It doesn't matter. Just get some meat and fireworks and go. Go to town.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Nova Scotia is beautiful. Beautiful. Kyle.

[Stephen]

I'm excited.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I was like, yeah.

[Stephen]

I heard it's underrated.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

It's got like, the beauty of Maine plus a different eye.

[Mincy]

I haven't stopped thinking about it. I gotta go back.

[Brandon Walker]

It's that beautiful.

[Mincy]

Never seen so many stars in my life.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Yeah. All the celebrities.

[Dave Portnoy]

Wait till you go to any part.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Huh?

[Greg]

What?

[Mincy]

That was a joke. I was talking about the celestial balls of grass. But I. Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

No, I did really get it now, Dude.

[Greg]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Yeah. A good time camping.

[Greg]

Don't they have like big ice. Icebergs and

[Brandon Walker]

just on the street in Nova Scotia. Is that what you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Listen. He's trying, guys.

[Mincy]

No. They don't get there.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not that far from where you grew up.

[Stephen]

That's not. That's not what I'm doing.

[Mincy]

Nah, nah. They don't. They really.

[Stephen]

It's not gonna be an iceberg be vacation for me. Dana. I can visualize what you're talking about though.

[Greg]

I'll sit this one out, boys.

[Stephen]

Be the M.O. of my trip.

[Dave Portnoy]

Imagine if you do see one, though.

[Stephen]

Sure. There are.

[Dave Portnoy]

You'll have to apologize to Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to bring it back to.

[Greg]

I think of.

[Dave Portnoy]

Dude, I think. I think you're thinking, like, isn't off the coast of Nova Scotia kind of where the Titanic went?

[Stephen]

You might be thinking, right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe they're probably.

[Stephen]

There's inflation everywhere.

[Mincy]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

But I don't know.

[Greg]

That's what.

[Mincy]

The rescue from Nova Scotia.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

They brought them back there. I think.

[Kyle]

Dude. I've been going deep in the Titanic.

[Stephen]

Really?

[Dave Portnoy]

What do you learn?

[Mincy]

Let's. Let's compare.

[Kyle]

So there's a exhibit in Pigeon Forge that I want to go to.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

That has. There's like a pool and you could go. You could like, put your hand in there. You could feel how cold the water is. And it has, like, mock decks. You could feel the tilt and you could feel like how. Like how bad it was like when it was sinking.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

That's it.

[Mincy]

It's a great place. Great place for the Titanic.

[Stephen]

Oh yeah. I saw that pigeon of forges fill. Every building is just like a thing.

[Kyle]

Yeah. It's crazy. I don't. Like. Apparently there's some guy.

[Greg]

He.

[Kyle]

He snuck his way in a lifeboat and his. His. Like his whole life he was mocked, like, mercilessly as being a coward. Like, if you're a guy who made it back.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Somehow Made it on a lifeboat.

[Mincy]

Bruce Ismay, is that who. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay. Yeah, you were.

[Mincy]

Yeah, he was, he was like in the. Yeah, he's in the movie. This guy that plays him in the

[Brandon Walker]

movie, he's the one telling him to go faster. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh really?

[Brandon Walker]

In the movie?

[Mincy]

That's right. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

What you've been deep diving into like

[Mincy]

footage or just facts?

[Kyle]

Well, there's a lot of AI stuff out there now, like where they. It appears that you're down there like going through the, the wreckage, but it's not real. But Yeah, I don't know, just, just basically like YouTube shorts on the dynamic.

[Stephen]

My 7 year old nephew is obsessed with the Titanic. He's obsessed with like adult topics, like

[Dave Portnoy]

really mutinies and it is crazy like forever to find school.

[Mincy]

Forever.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like when did we find it?

[Mincy]

The 80s.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty big body of water.

[Mincy]

85 or something still. Yeah, I got. I. When the, when the rich fox died, the, the submersible thing happened.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I got in. I got into the Titanic because I just had the thought of like, imagine having like everything in the world and then still wanting to get inside this little thing and go down with it.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Go see it. It's like, what, what is it about the Titanic that fascinates me?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

The unsinkable.

[Mincy]

I kind of became fascinated by their fascination. And then I became fascinated.

[Dave Portnoy]

Did you watch the documentary about those guys? Yeah, yeah, that was a tough watch for the, for the guy who died. Didn't really feel bad for him.

[Mincy]

No.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

He basically just hired a, like a bunch of people who were like safety inspectors and if they didn't give him the answer he wanted, he'd just fire him. Yeah, it's like actually, no, you know who, like they knew it was gonna happen. Like everyone, like there was. They interviewed a bunch of people who used to work for that company and they're like, we all knew it was gonna happen and then it happened.

[Stephen]

So he's kind of like a fearless beast.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I guess it.

[Stephen]

I'm gonna do this.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

Well, you brought his son.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah, that part's a bummer.

[Stephen]

Gnarly.

[Kyle]

It's eventually going to be gone too.

[Dave Portnoy]

What do you mean?

[Kyle]

The boat's gonna eventually just.

[Brandon Walker]

Just disintegrate the Titanic.

[Dave Portnoy]

Really? Why?

[Kyle]

Something about the pressure.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, and so is it like half gone right now? I mean, everything eventually is going to be gone.

[Kyle]

Yeah, true. I think the back half is pretty.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

You know who takes the Titanic pretty seriously? The dog.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, There was a. I took a Picture out of.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Greg]

You know this. Yeah, you told me this. It's pretty funny. I took a picture at, like, a Titanic in Vegas. What do they call those? Recreations?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And I was like, throw. I threw up the one and I was, like, smiling in the picture and he's like, dude, that's up. Like, why would you smile? This is a very. Like, this is a serious thing that

[Dave Portnoy]

happened and it is.

[Mincy]

It kind of. Yeah.

[Greg]

But I wasn't. I was just like, oh, this is a cool thing, like, recreation.

[Mincy]

But enough time passes.

[Brandon Walker]

114 years.

[Mincy]

Sure.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Like in.

[Greg]

I wouldn't. I guess I wouldn't do that. Like the 911, right? Yeah.

[Mincy]

Like 100 years from now in Pigeon Forge, there's a 911.

[Greg]

But, like, I wasn't.

[Mincy]

I was like, experience next to a Fud. Ruckers.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's got the captain's wheel, like, you got. You could, like, do the pressure and see if you would have gotten out of the way of the iceberg.

[Mincy]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Yes. Like, it's this exhibit.

[Greg]

Do people smile on those? Was that dumb of me?

[Dave Portnoy]

Not enough time is.

[Mincy]

I think enough time has passed, but it is.

[Greg]

No, I get. I get it.

[Mincy]

But it is.

[Greg]

The dog was not happy with me.

[Mincy]

It's, like, interesting.

[Greg]

He was pissed at me. Yeah, for a little bit.

[Mincy]

You were kind of like B road Auschwitz. A little bit.

[Greg]

I wasn't.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Sort of the same.

[Greg]

I wasn't trying to, like, make fun of the Titanic. I was like, oh, this is a cool.

[Mincy]

And Frank would have been a believer.

[Stephen]

Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

[Dave Portnoy]

By the way, Titus and Brandon, something just came across my desk that I don't know if you should be nervous about or not. Oh, and we'll have Tate in after. But dj, if you want to go to Tate's Twitter, I don't. This might be a walk out. Oh, this might be a walk up now. First ever barstool NWO meeting has started.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Brandon, don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

Brandon, no, no, just let him go.

[Dana]

Let him.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, just let him go. Just let him go. We have Cameron there, right?

[Mincy]

Are they in there right now?

[Dave Portnoy]

Tate's there. An adult is there.

[Tate]

That's your duo.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, look, they're meeting right now.

[Mincy]

Who's that?

[Dave Portnoy]

That's Tate.

[Greg]

See, that's Mincy in the back.

[Mincy]

That's Tate's back.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not Tate's back.

[Mincy]

That's not t.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no, no. This is what the NWO does, but they're badasses. Oh, Brandon, Look at that.

[Mincy]

What Smokes his angle here.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Mincy]

He was very.

[Tate]

Look at this.

[Mincy]

He was very anti NWO yesterday day.

[Dave Portnoy]

I know. I. I talked to him. I was like, dude, he got a

[Mincy]

shirt off in Brandon's chair.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, I think he thought. I think he thought that like, we were taking the nwo. I think he thought we were taking the NWO seriously. So he was like in smokes his head. He was like, Dave's gonna find out about the NWO and I'll be screwed.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's like, dude, it's. It's just go along with it. It's Mincy. He's a idiot.

[Mincy]

We don't have sound talking it out.

[Dave Portnoy]

I wish we had sound.

[Tate]

What a crease.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's interesting that Brandon wanted nothing to do with doing stuff with Minty for a while and now he.

[Tate]

It is interesting.

[Mincy]

All it takes is wrestling. That's all it takes. If Mincy just came up to him as, like, you be the Undertaker, I'll be Kane. Yeah. Like, oh, okay.

[Greg]

If.

[Dana]

Day one.

[Dave Portnoy]

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[Natal]

You guys are. Except for. Except for you.

[Brandon Walker]

He just said he.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, well, there's two people, okay?

[Brandon Walker]

Ben Miss looked at me and said, the reason I'm doing this is for five years I've just let everything roll off my back. I've taken a lot of shit from everybody around here. I'm done taking a lot of shit. He says this exact sentence. He says, I am fucking done taking shit from anybody in this company not named Dave or Big Cat.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay?

[Brandon Walker]

That's a true anarchist right there.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's some good NWO shit.

[Natal]

I have a couple funny updates.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Natal]

So I filmed. I'll release it after this. But exactly what it was like, organic and, like, didn't know he was being recorded. He said that Ev. Oh, yeah. He's serious.

[Mincy]

Oh, let me put this.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's like, yeah, I've had enough.

[Brandon Walker]

He'll be careful.

[Mincy]

He put this carefully.

[Dave Portnoy]

He probably says peeing.

[Natal]

Oh, he probably says it 10, 15 times in like a two minute span. He just keeps repeating. To be clear, this doesn't.

[Brandon Walker]

What the. Was that?

[Mincy]

Bad boy.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's Bad boy almost.

[Natal]

He says this will not affect Dave and Big Cat. You guys pay the bills.

[Deutsch]

Okay?

[Natal]

But every single other person in this company is officially on notice. You with Mincy? He's with you.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

He's tired of this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he get like.

[Natal]

He said. He said some examples of, like, if people are gonna chirp him, he's coming right back at you.

[Mincy]

Wow.

[Tate]

Yeah, let's go.

[Natal]

But then every time he says it, he goes. To be clear, though, Smokes. We're not talking Dave and Big

[Deutsch]

and

[Natal]

actually, I have a better update. My favorite update is Nikki and I. Nikki was like, we should do some NWO for when you guys return from the holiday break. It's a Monday. We should have some ready to go. And Mincy's 100% down, except he not gonna make World Series of Poker. He. It starts on the fifth, and then the second round's on the seventh. So NWO doesn't start until Mincy gets knocked out of the world.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Well, actually, it's better for me because I'll be out for four days that week too, in Tahoe. But yeah, I'm excited for nwo.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

What do they have any plan?

[Brandon Walker]

Neither of them know what.

[Natal]

Smokes has some good stuff.

[Stephen]

Neither of them know what.

[Natal]

What the NWO is.

[Stephen]

They think it's with.

[Mincy]

Autotune. Folks is googling autotude.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's just like, what?

[Mincy]

That's why I didn't want to be in it yesterday. I don't know what the attitude even is.

[Natal]

Brandon said it's supposed to be like an anarchy. And Smokes goes, I don't know what it is, but I think we can be like North Korea.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, so that's.

[Natal]

That's where we're at.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's not an anarchy.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know why I got shirtless.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, it worked.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are you shirtless in my chair? I don't like the way. Why are you shirtless in my chair?

[Kyle]

Cuz I want to sit in your chair.

[Tate]

We're having.

[Brandon Walker]

Sit in my chair.

[Kyle]

Yes, I can.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm doing it right now.

[Brandon Walker]

You're shirtless. In my chair.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I shut the door. What's the meeting about?

[Dave Portnoy]

Some nwo.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, NWO wasn't known for its like corporate structure and meetings. They were more like anarchy. You should be like tearing up.

[Kyle]

We are the anarchy that.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't know what it means.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

What does anarchy mean?

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, North Korea. North Korea's got a government, right? They up chaos.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Natal]

Anytime.

[Brandon Walker]

They don't. Har. They don't.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you want me to start smashing some bobbleheads and.

[Natal]

No.

[Kyle]

You want me to set the tone.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, this on our side.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are you shirtless in my. In my chair?

[Dave Portnoy]

Cuz it feels good.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Good answer. What?

[Dave Portnoy]

What? What? I'll tell you what the NWO is about to me. I think you'll respect this. Been taking up here for five years.

[Brandon Walker]

I've let it all roll off my

[Dave Portnoy]

back the whole time. And I just take it that stops

[Tate]

today for everyone not named David.

[Dave Portnoy]

So they're anarchists that like, have a great respect for power.

[Brandon Walker]

Right? Anarchist boundaries.

[Natal]

I do think Nikki Smokes is perfect. Then Nikki's got some ideas and he's like, them, dude, if they want us to be the bad boys with bad boys. Mincy just won't cross the line of

[Dave Portnoy]

Dave and baby listen. I mean, Smokes is our original prankster.

[Natal]

That's true.

[Brandon Walker]

Forgot about that.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. God, I'm excited for the NWO now.

[Kyle]

Someone in this room might not be, though.

[Tate]

That'll be great. Then I could feel comfortable going back at him.

[Dave Portnoy]

Why don't you tweet him right now? Be like NWO's

[Brandon Walker]

Sting.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Sting was.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, just be like the NWO is a bunch of at B. Mince.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny. Just in the rafters looking down.

[Natal]

All right, I'll tweet out the first. The first meeting in a sec.

[Dave Portnoy]

Great. Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Tate]

Oh, man.

[Stephen]

Ben Mintz is kind of a G for never getting assaulted or assailed for being as hated as he is and being as publicly. Wherever he is across the country and not one person has him up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it does go to Ole Miss games and Widespread Panic concerts. He's not going to.

[Stephen]

Yeah, he's.

[Mincy]

He's.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Broke losers aren't going there, dude.

[Dave Portnoy]

True.

[Mincy]

Yeah. He does a good job of staying away from the broke losers.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

See, as he put it,

[Eddie]

embraced by the old Miss fan base.

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Eddie]

Is he really embraced by the Ole

[Brandon Walker]

Miss fan, like the guy for them?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think he got embraced.

[Stephen]

I've never seen him get a compliment.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think.

[Dave Portnoy]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Who is the super online Ole Miss fans act like they don't like him, but I think the in person Ole Miss fans like him. Yeah, I think the majority like him. Yeah.

[Stephen]

People are just lying on the Internet.

[Brandon Walker]

I think online there's a lot of people.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

But I also think he just lives his life like he lives his Twitter life, where it's like someone would be like, hey, Mincy, I hope you die. And you just be like.

[Brandon Walker]

And then you just keep walking for five years. Nobody's taking more than him though. And it stops today. Not for you, not for. For the rest of us.

[Kyle]

I missed yesterday. What put him over the edge?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, we were doing the vote yesterday for the banner unbanned and he was sitting in the. He was sitting in the gambling cave. And one by one, yet people come out here and vote to ban him. And I guess he took that personally, which I guess that's probably the only way.

[Dave Portnoy]

And I said some mean. But I. That's my therapist point.

[Mincy]

You're allowed to.

[Dave Portnoy]

I can deal with Minty as long as I can just say what I feel feel about him.

[Mincy]

Danny, you going to be all right?

[Dave Portnoy]

What?

[Mincy]

What.

[Tate]

What should I say? The NWO ain't going to do yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

At p. Mins.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Or no, just call him a. See what he says he's been taking. Oh, no, just say and then just follow up. Just reply to it and be like, you're made. Let's see what he does.

[Greg]

Call him a made.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like he threatened.

[Deutsch]

So what.

[Dave Portnoy]

What's the followup there?

[Tate]

Calls bluff. He's. I already know he's going to ruin my going away party for Hankle today, was it?

[Brandon Walker]

You're the one throwing that.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

Where's. Where's Hinkle gone?

[Brandon Walker]

First stairs, first floor. Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, wow. Pretty sad day.

[Tate]

Ooh, three to 11. You don't gotta stay the whole time.

[Stephen]

Yeah, I'll pop in.

[Tate]

Just gonna be right by his desk. Whoever wants to come, you're invited. Mince, are you gonna be there?

[Dave Portnoy]

Eddie, I can't.

[Tate]

Why?

[Kyle]

I. I'm. As soon as this ends up driving to Wisconsin.

[Tate]

I can wait.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not.

[Tate]

I never seen already.

[Kyle]

I'm going to the Minocqua. It's five hours north.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You tell ankle I'll send him back.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't have time to walk upstairs for Sergeant Three.

[Tate]

Your desk is across from this ends at two.

[Greg]

The whole hour of driving gotta be.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm not driving. I'm getting picked up.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Gotta wait for the lunch crowd to Clear out.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'll send him like a 7Up cake. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

What was that? I missed that.

[Brandon Walker]

Connor's going to Cody's wedding in Buffalo. He had to leave mostly sports because he wanted to get out of Chicago before the lunch rush.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's driving.

[Mincy]

He's driving on the interstate.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Mincy]

And we were confused as to what he meant by the lunch rush.

[Dave Portnoy]

Is he just the lunch. I think he's. Does he just know that there's just traffic all the time?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. There's no.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, like there's no stop.

[Mincy]

He was.

[Dave Portnoy]

Unless you go at like 7am on a Saturday.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're gonna hit traffic at some point.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think. People are also leaving their. Their jobs in downtown to get on the interstate to go to lunch.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, there's just traffic.

[Brandon Walker]

There's just traffic all the time.

[Dave Portnoy]

Traffic all the time.

[Kyle]

But it is significantly better. Non rush hour.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I actually think probably the best time is pre lunch rush. Yeah, like, like, like nine lunches.

[Mincy]

Rush hour.

[Brandon Walker]

Best time to go out is when everybody's coming in, right?

[Mincy]

Well, no, he, like, he, he. He left at 10:15 instead of 11:30, like when the show. When mostly sports is over. He left at 10:15 because he's like, I gotta beat the lunch rush.

[Kyle]

That would not have made a difference.

[Mincy]

He's like, at lunchtime, people are going to get on the interstate and go to their favorite lunch spots and back up traffic.

[Kyle]

I love.

[Mincy]

It's very funny.

[Kyle]

I love that logic, though.

[Mincy]

It's Connor.

[Brandon Walker]

It's Connor Griffin.

[Dave Portnoy]

He was dead serious.

[Mincy]

Special boy. Yeah, he's serious. He believes. Yeah. He believes. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Wow.

[Mincy]

People died on Titanic. Including 50 children, 68 of passengers, meaning two out of every three people got on board died in the ocean.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, but they.

[Mincy]

People would stop taking pictures like.

[Brandon Walker]

But they'd all be dead now.

[Eddie]

What was this?

[Dave Portnoy]

It's been a long time.

[Mincy]

I could just picture kind of respect smile too.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Please respond. Titanic.

[Kyle]

You have to put the finger up.

[Greg]

Why do you think. Why do you blur my face out?

[Tate]

Yeah,

[Greg]

you like that, huh?

[Dave Portnoy]

That was so funny. Blame the exhibit off. Is he.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this serious profiting off track that I told you the exhibit's about the.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's tweeted about the Titanic a lot.

[Greg]

He's a Stan. He's a Titanic stand.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he have like, family roots that date back to the tech? Did he have.

[Mincy]

I might have to be on his

[Kyle]

side to the 20s. I don't know.

[Greg]

I respect it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Take the Titanic more seriously.

[Mincy]

Joking about the number of deaths on the Titanic. Grow up, dude.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. I can't say that I've ever been like, man, how sad.

[Greg]

Teddy.

[Eddie]

What?

[Greg]

You're starting to get the Mr. Well,

[Kyle]

because the picture of you is. Is ridiculous kinda

[Greg]

finger. Yeah, it is, man.

[Brandon Walker]

He's tweeted about the Titanic a lot.

[Kyle]

And now I need to see her face.

[Greg]

I'm sure it's in the blog.

[Dave Portnoy]

That blog's gone. Oh, damn.

[Greg]

It was an actual like physical picture.

[Kyle]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Leo was the bad guy in Titanic. He said, what do you think about that, Brandon? That was one of his tweets.

[Brandon Walker]

He did a. I mean Leo and Rose were both. I mean Cal was just a. Cal didn't really do it that much wrong.

[Mincy]

Cal is the good guy. I was possessive.

[Kyle]

Cal's a bad guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I mean he, he. He brings his fiance on a boat. She falls. She. She's got the whole world on a plate. He's got her own. One of the most expensive boats in the world. She goes off and finds this homeless dude, this pain. Drawing pictures of naked. And you know, a day and a half later they're in a car.

[Kyle]

He steals a little girl to get on a lifeboat.

[Brandon Walker]

He probably gave that girl a shot at a new life.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's a bad guy.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. I'm just doing whatever you guys want me to do. Just trying to run out the clock at this point. Boys. I got about 39 minutes. I'm storming out this bitch.

[Greg]

Why don't you.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hey, why don't you have a diet Pepsi?

[Brandon Walker]

I'll have a diet.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, why don't you do a Pepsi ad?

[Brandon Walker]

Pepsi, zero sugar.

[Dave Portnoy]

Excuse me. Pepsi zero.

[Brandon Walker]

That's okay. Pepsi, zero sugar. The best tasting, zero sugar. Cola is preferred by nearly two thirds of Americans in a nationwide blind taste test. For soccer fans gathering around food, Pepsi is the match day beverage that brings out the best in every bite. Watching soccer and eating food is delicious. But when you have it with Pepsi, it's like your team scoring a last minute game winner. It just tastes better. Soccer deserves Pepsi. Food deserves Pepsi. You deserve Pepsi. Pepsi, zero sugar. I guess you guys saw the exciting news.

[Dave Portnoy]

Tell us.

[Brandon Walker]

You see my pictures of my birds?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But you guys feel pretty silly now.

[Dave Portnoy]

I didn't say that was.

[Brandon Walker]

I know, but my dreams have come true.

[Tate]

Let's see him.

[Brandon Walker]

Camera got there yesterday, got in my boat. And within seconds of getting in my boat, that osprey flew right over the top of me.

[Tate]

These pictures of a picture.

[Brandon Walker]

Now I don't even have that. Didn't come out.

[Stephen]

What is that?

[Brandon Walker]

That didn't come out.

[Stephen]

Well, are those things?

[Brandon Walker]

It's geese. In.

[Kyle]

In a.

[Brandon Walker]

In a. In. In Lily pads. I didn't realize that didn't translate very well to the. To the thing. But anyway, I got my camera at about six o' clock yesterday. Took it out. Took about an hour to get it charged up and ready to go. And. And just for an hour and a half, right before dark. Had the time of my life. Time in my fucking life.

[Mincy]

Look at that.

[Greg]

Good for you.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna have so much fun with it.

[Stephen]

And how did you print them?

[Dave Portnoy]

You got to pull the pictures off the camera.

[Brandon Walker]

It'll look better, Dumbasses. I fucking know that.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I know that.

[Brandon Walker]

I have to pull the pictures off the camera, but I was just sitting in the boat, and I was like, oh, I gotta show them. So I just took a picture of the camera.

[Mincy]

Spice and frames, too, for them.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, I'll do that. But this was just preliminary. I wanted to show you guys how excited I was about the.

[Dave Portnoy]

Can you pull it up again? What was this?

[Brandon Walker]

That's geese.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. What was the other one?

[Brandon Walker]

An Osprey.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hold on. Stay right there. I'm just gonna take a picture of that. And now I got it.

[Mincy]

Can you hold your phone up for me, please?

[Brandon Walker]

I got you.

[Deutsch]

Hold on.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let me get the brightness up for you.

[Stephen]

I'm gonna Google Osprey.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Awesome.

[Kyle]

There you go. I'll get behind you, Mark. Yep.

[Mincy]

All right, Hank, there's.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm gonna frame this bad boy.

[Kyle]

Thank you. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

[Dave Portnoy]

Let me send it to. Send it to tj.

[Natal]

Eddie.

[Dave Portnoy]

I want to see what that one looks like.

[Mincy]

Looks good.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Mincy]

It's a beautiful picture. Beautiful Osprey, they got. They got a greater wingspan than I realized.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Really comes through.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

The iPhone is incredible. Now it's basically a.

[Mincy]

You take any picture, it's like you're there.

[Dave Portnoy]

The iPhone. Zoom is nuts.

[Brandon Walker]

Got a Nikon Z6. Pretty good camera. I don't have the big lens yet, though, either.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, you're gonna get the big lens.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I'm gonna get the big daddy lens. And I'm gonna do some high school football this fall.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's cosplaying as Ken Griffey Jr. Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

because he invented cameras, Dan. Ken Griffey Jr. Invented cameras.

[Mincy]

Ken Griffey Jr. Impersonator at your party. Just got a camera.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, we need Randy Johnson, too.

[Dave Portnoy]

Backwards hat. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm happy. I'm gonna be going South. I'm gonna take my camera.

[Dave Portnoy]

100 birds. I want a hundred birds.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd like to point out, and this is why I want to speak of this, you know, I told you guys I'm doing birds because on my lake there's a bunch of birds, a lot of bird life and everything. I'm doing all animals. I'll do deer. I do any. Any animal that can get out there, I want to do it. And high school football. So it's not just birds, it's all animals.

[Mincy]

Some about birds.

[Tate]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, that doesn't really.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God, that's so good. That's better than the original.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't see it at all.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you can. You see right there? That's the Osprey. Yes, right there. Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

T.J. it's a picture of Mark's thumb.

[Mincy]

That's a really.

[Greg]

Is that your. That's your hand.

[Dave Portnoy]

How

[Greg]

you got a good looking, like, structure of your. With the watch and then the bracelet.

[Stephen]

Welcome to Mark.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. First time.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Thanks, man.

[Dave Portnoy]

First time objectifying Mark. Welcome. It's one of our favorite pastimes.

[Tate]

Are you gonna ask the high school kids, parents, if you could take pictures of them beforehand?

[Brandon Walker]

You don't need permission to do that now.

[Tate]

I mean, I would if they're like, no, you don't. It's just kind of weird then, though.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's a high school football game. It's a very public exhibition.

[Tate]

Your kid's not even playing in it.

[Brandon Walker]

He will eventually, but he's not now.

[Mincy]

Are you gonna get on the field?

[Brandon Walker]

Why is he being weird?

[Tate]

That's not weird. You're the one taking.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of people shoot high school football.

[Tate]

They have their kids on the team

[Dave Portnoy]

probably doing it from the. You got to get a press bib, right?

[Mincy]

Yeah. Is that what you're gonna do?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna tell a school, can I come shoot. Somebody's gonna come practice high school football photography tonight.

[Tate]

Not weird practice.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think that's actually a fun hobby.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a very fun hobby. Thank you.

[Dave Portnoy]

What are you gonna say, Steven?

[Eddie]

I have a photographer take the photographers at sporting events. This is not specifically about high school football, but all sports are way too close. It is way too dangerous. You see people. You see NBA players who have 100 million dollar contracts tripping over photographers that are like five feet from the baseline. Move back. Nobody's looking at your pictures anyway.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I mean, you ever, you ever had a poster?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, you look.

[Eddie]

Yeah. When in like the 90s, you look

[Dave Portnoy]

at the pictures here.

[Mincy]

When you were a child.

[Kyle]

All your basketball cards,

[Dave Portnoy]

those come from the, like, photographers.

[Eddie]

I. I would. I would rather have the.

[Greg]

The.

[Dave Portnoy]

You have cards, right? Players, you have cards, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, they can get pictures. They're 10ft back.

[Tate]

You're right there. There is a zoom for a reason. What's the difference between that and the people sitting courtside?

[Eddie]

Different spots. Like, they're usually on the baseline.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. They're on the floor.

[Eddie]

And like, in football, they're in the end zone. I mean, we're watching every week.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you're.

[Mincy]

You're pro. You're pro.

[Dave Portnoy]

Dennis Rodman.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Stephen]

Just moving back, aren't these photographers working contractually with the athletes or.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, they're usually publications, news organizations, Getty Images, and I'm sure there are some. But from the team, too. A lot of team photographers.

[Mincy]

Yeah, the. The athletes Instagram after a game.

[Stephen]

That's what I'm.

[Mincy]

I think they have deals, just great picks. And it's like 30 minutes after a game end, and they're like, tough one tonight. And then it's just like eight of the most beautiful pictures from the game you've ever seen. They all tell the story. And I'm like, how do they conjure up all those pictures?

[Stephen]

Yeah, I think they got deals.

[Mincy]

Someone. Yeah, someone's.

[Kyle]

I once had the photographer who sat next to the photographer who Rodmer kicked. Who Rodman kicked in the nuts on Dog Walk.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Who sat next to him?

[Dave Portnoy]

So, Stephen, like The Dwayne Wade, LeBron James Alley Oop. You don't want that picture.

[Eddie]

We have video of it.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's an angle, though, that you.

[Eddie]

Oh, the. Off the backboard.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's a cool picture. You could have gotten a 10ft back.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't think so. Look at the picture.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a pretty special picture.

[Dave Portnoy]

Look at the picture.

[Eddie]

At the zooms.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, but the angle where he's sitting, I don't think you get that 10ft back. You don't get that 10ft back.

[Brandon Walker]

Also, if they're 10ft back, they're like, amongst the crowd in the. In the way of people.

[Dave Portnoy]

You don't get LeBron in that picture. 10ft back.

[Eddie]

I don't think it's worth it.

[Tate]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

I do think that them sitting on the floor creates an awkward environment where a player comes down, like they can turn an ankle or something around them,

[Dave Portnoy]

but they're sitting pretty far back.

[Greg]

What. Is there any. I'm kind of with you, Steven, on, like, the camera guy who's right there right when you land but has there any, like, any major injuries happened?

[Eddie]

Basketball, I. I know less, but in football, every week, you see one or two photographers get plowed.

[Dave Portnoy]

They're getting.

[Tate]

They're willing to take the risk.

[Dave Portnoy]

They're. They're not. The players aren't getting hurt.

[Greg]

One of the ones. A player gotten hurt in the NFL

[Dave Portnoy]

also, in fact, they're taking a risk in football.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a million guys hanging out on the sideline, not just photographers.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'd understand if the photographer bounced up and, like, punched the player and was like, how could you do that? But they just. They just get smoked. You love that when that happens. You want to take that out of the game.

[Eddie]

I like to comment on it. Be like, damn, that guy got trucked. Devonte Adams up, that photographer. That was kind of unnecessary on his part, but I just think they're too close.

[Mincy]

Like the comet.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Mincy]

That guy got trucked.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Greg]

I don't hate it, Steven. I don't hate the take.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I do think if the photographers weren't always there and someone was like, you know what we should do is put photographers right on the court. You'd be like, that's. That's crazy. Why would we do that?

[Dave Portnoy]

It's been grandfathered in.

[Mincy]

It's been grandfathered because, like, that's how

[Dave Portnoy]

we would only ever see pictures of games 50 years ago.

[Kyle]

That's a good point. There's probably too many of them, too, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

Go to. I Google best pictures from the NBA baseline. What would we miss out on?

[Mincy]

I think you started with the best. It might be LeBron D. Wade.

[Dave Portnoy]

One is, by the way, Deutsche has to chug.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, yeah, people are gonna be very

[Dave Portnoy]

confused because tomorrow Deutsch told us that he just received a yard.

[Brandon Walker]

Yard of beer.

[Dave Portnoy]

A yard of beer. And then we taped that yesterday, and we're like, bring it in tomorrow to chug.

[Brandon Walker]

Yesterday.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yesterday. But you won't see us telling him to do that till tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

But he's gonna do it today.

[Dave Portnoy]

But he's gonna do it.

[Mincy]

Gonna do it today.

[Dave Portnoy]

So you'll just notice tomorrow when we get to that point, you'll be like, oh, my God, we already saw that.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a point of the screen.

[Dave Portnoy]

Deutsch.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, big boy. That's my guy right there.

[Dave Portnoy]

And we got some gold. Gold mug guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Got some Iowa. Iowa guys. One of them is Lucas, and the other one is Kevin. That's Kevin in the white, Lucas in the black.

[Mincy]

Are you guys excited for Yak Iowa week?

[Brandon Walker]

You're not going to.

[Mincy]

Yes. That's what I told you, Brandon.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes.

[Tate]

Deutsch is locked and voted.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God. Deutsch.

[Deutsch]

What day is it today?

[Brandon Walker]

Thursday.

[Mincy]

Thursday.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

That thing is hell of a drink.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

It was more than four.

[Stephen]

What a product.

[Deutsch]

More than four.

[Dave Portnoy]

Sit down. Talk to us. Dana.

[Greg]

Yes. What?

[Dave Portnoy]

Nothing. I. You know, it's not about that time.

[Kyle]

Have you checked.

[Kelly]

Say it.

[Greg]

Are you going to talk about the yog station?

[Dave Portnoy]

No, it's just like, you're not the beers guy anymore. I mean, this guy just showed up with. Look at this.

[Greg]

I have plans.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Greg]

You go eater.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you going to go.

[Greg]

We feed off each other.

[Dave Portnoy]

We.

[Greg]

We. This is a.

[Deutsch]

When you're available.

[Dave Portnoy]

And be paradise.

[Deutsch]

That's. That's not in house. That's out, like outhouse. Yeah. Like every couple weeks we're like, we should do something. And then we never.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's always off with Katie.

[Greg]

Still waiting on the.

[Deutsch]

And then he got the dog and.

[Greg]

No, I.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, man, you got dogs or beer?

[Greg]

What?

[Mincy]

Dana. Dogs.

[Greg]

Yeah, I'm from beers. I still crush beers.

[Brandon Walker]

You ever crush one?

[Greg]

Like. I just don't do that. That's really impressive. If you can do this, I think

[Deutsch]

you got to give one a go right now.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the most.

[Deutsch]

I know, I know.

[Dave Portnoy]

I know so much.

[Brandon Walker]

It wasn't looking that.

[Stephen]

It looks some beautiful. I'm saying, what a beer.

[Tate]

It won't stop bubbling.

[Deutsch]

I'm saying it because I don't.

[Stephen]

How do you do.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Dave Portnoy]

How do you even think you should do it?

[Brandon Walker]

What a photogenic beer that is.

[Deutsch]

Did you see the crest on it?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Deutsch]

It was closer to five beers.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Have you checked in on our guy Deutsch?

[Deutsch]

Oh, I haven't seen the actual footage, so I'm gonna say it was horseplay.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

I can't imagine what this would be about.

[Dave Portnoy]

What was that?

[Brandon Walker]

What words did you say there at the end?

[Kyle]

Mr. C got. Got arrested, I think.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Chestnut.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Mr. C. What do you do? He slapped a guy at a bar.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Guy deserved it.

[Tate]

For sure.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, for sure do.

[Kyle]

I said his horseplay.

[Deutsch]

Oh, well, we haven't seen the force behind it.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure.

[Deutsch]

I think it could have just been like a little.

[Dave Portnoy]

Just a little.

[Greg]

Little playful tap.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Mincy]

So, Deutsch, you're gonna chug this for us, I guess.

[Greg]

Yep.

[Dave Portnoy]

Hey, do you want to do it?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Am I understanding that's correct?

[Greg]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

I think you go on the turf.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

And you're.

[Stephen]

I feel like.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I see the obvious here. It feels like an Obvious missed opportunity for the Yuck station.

[Greg]

What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker]

Special edition. Doy's chugging a yard of beer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

You want to go?

[Brandon Walker]

Is that a bad idea?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

It's just.

[Greg]

You can't.

[Natal]

The.

[Greg]

The earpiece.

[Kyle]

You can't really hear right.

[Dave Portnoy]

So then go just do the. Do a yard of beer over there. Dana.

[Greg]

I'm doing one.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, no. Do you introduce.

[Greg]

Oh, all right.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Do an episode of the Yug Station Guest episode.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Tate]

From a remote location.

[Dave Portnoy]

This is gonna be something that's a lot of.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't.

[Greg]

Have you ever done the beer batch?

[Kyle]

Deutsch.

[Greg]

They're, like, hard to.

[Dave Portnoy]

They're hard to maneuver.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

This is gonna be challenging.

[Stephen]

How are you gonna hold it?

[Greg]

I can help you hold the bottom.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe where you want to put it.

[Tate]

Usually.

[Deutsch]

Usually I go in and I've tried it before. I'm nervous because I haven't figured out how this works.

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't dry run this at all?

[Deutsch]

I didn't dry. I was going to, but we told. But I ran into Big Cat this morning, and he's like, just do it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, I want to see the first.

[Deutsch]

I like to feel comfortable with it.

[Mincy]

So your dry running would have done a damn thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, maybe half of it. Do half of it.

[Deutsch]

No, no, no. How much more I can do without it?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Overflowing.

[Brandon Walker]

You know what? Just. Just drink the thing, I guess.

[Tate]

Yeah. Don't be nervous.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Go set up over there. I'm going to do Mountain Dew. I got the American Dew cans right here. Mountain Dew. Listen, it's summertime. Nothing goes better than grilling out back with some Mountain Dew. Hang out with your friends. The nice, refreshing citrus kick. Mountain Dew. I'm going to have some ice cold Mountain Dew this week. Mountain Dew is proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew, an American original. The American Dew cans are phenomenal. Grab a do. Tasting great since 48. We're going to be celebrating America next week. What better way to do that than with Mountain Dew?

[Kyle]

No better way.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, that's so good.

[Tate]

The only way.

[Dave Portnoy]

And it's cold. Okay, they're setting up. We get a zoom. Hold on. We might need to get the camera.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we got it.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Why would they be so far away?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, well, I was thinking they're gonna spill. So to do it on the turf,

[Brandon Walker]

can we get just a something? Do we have, like, temporary turf? We don't have a carpet or anything. Got tarps over there in the dark.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, come back. Come back. We're gonna get a tarp.

[Tate]

I don't think it'll be that big of a spill.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think there might be a lot of spill. Or just some towels. You don't think this meal, these things. Why not get one of them?

[Kyle]

It's an awkward.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Deutsch is going to. He's going to dive right in and just tip chug it pretty easily. I am worried might be trouble in Beer of Paradise like you said.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think that was a little bit of a shot. It sounds like Deutsch wants to drink a lot of beers and Dana isn't drinking a lot of beer.

[Mincy]

Dana's trying to diversify himself a little bit.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, he's trying new things.

[Brandon Walker]

One or two?

[Dave Portnoy]

Two.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Dana. Dana started a series where he's trying new things. Why would you try new things? You have beer. You found the thing.

[Dave Portnoy]

Well, there was nothing better.

[Kyle]

And I think there was a saga with him and Deutsch with the dog.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Because Deutsch was like, I don't think that's a good idea for a dog.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, because it would probably cut into his beard.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

I love these guys. Deutsch didn't want you to get a dog because it would cut into your beer drinking

[Stephen]

and Wright availability.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Deutsch is just Ralphie behind Dana's back. It was so 5. Love this guy until he got that stupid wiener dog.

[Deutsch]

All right, ready?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

We live?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Are we live?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Wait, is. Is this the Yug station?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Dave Portnoy]

Play the music.

[Greg]

This isn't the Yug station.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, I thought it was Yug Station Mobile.

[Greg]

No, this is just the boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

New brand.

[Natal]

The boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. Yard of Ale. Attempt one.

[Dana]

Right.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Stephen]

Yard of Ale.

[Greg]

Yes.

[Deutsch]

Okay.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my.

[Stephen]

This is Ron Deutsch we're talking about this.

[Dave Portnoy]

You're right, boys.

[Brandon Walker]

Not much more.

[Mincy]

This is this. Kidding me?

[Stephen]

Oh, get some.

[Mincy]

Get some towels for Ron.

[Dana]

Do.

[Brandon Walker]

Well done.

[Mincy]

He's the best to ever do it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Five beers.

[Mincy]

The best to ever do it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Five beers.

[Mincy]

Holy.

[Greg]

You're going to be able to do it, Dana.

[Dave Portnoy]

Are you going to try?

[Brandon Walker]

How.

[Dave Portnoy]

How'd that go? Deutsche. I mean, that was first try.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the timer on that?

[Mincy]

Like, that was unbelievable.

[Greg]

Oh, my God.

[Deutsch]

It's pretty smooth.

[Mincy]

That was the most impressive thing I've ever done.

[Deutsch]

I'd like to thank Austin McCormick.

[Dave Portnoy]

We're doing a speech. I like this.

[Deutsch]

Not McCormack. It was one of the M I, C K. Austin McCormick sent that to Me.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

And thanks, Austin.

[Deutsch]

I've always wanted one. Tough to get your hands on them. It's not often I get a new gadget that I can drink beer up. Super. I was waiting every day for it.

[Brandon Walker]

And is it everything you thought it would be?

[Dave Portnoy]

A huge moment you want to thank, like, your family or anything?

[Deutsch]

I got to figure out a way to get it back to New Hampshire.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

For this weekend, so. What a rush.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Great.

[Kyle]

Can we.

[Dave Portnoy]

Can we watch it back with the timer, tj? I like to get an official time on this.

[Mincy]

You have anybody in your family that could do that? Deutsch. Are you alone? Is it. Is it a. I think it.

[Deutsch]

It skipped a generation.

[Mincy]

It skipped a generation.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

So like you said, you're going to take that back to New Hampshire, man. Is there like, you have like an uncle that'd be like, okay, give me that thing. I could, you know.

[Deutsch]

No, it's more of like, I'll pressure my friends into doing it and they'll throw up.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Just for like. Like, enjoyment.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's good fun.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay. Five beers.

[Stephen]

This is Ron Deutch we're talking about.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right.

[Mincy]

That was. I mean, I think you could go even faster. That's what's crazy.

[Dave Portnoy]

11 seconds.

[Stephen]

11 seconds.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Dave Portnoy]

How many do you think you could do? Because this now, I mean, the next case race is just going to be the yard of beer, yard of wheel, yard of ale.

[Natal]

Wheel.

[Dave Portnoy]

How many do you think you could do?

[Deutsch]

I could definitely do a couple more.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, for sure. You think four.

[Deutsch]

You think we add like a little.

[Brandon Walker]

Four yards of ale, like a little

[Deutsch]

hat on top of this thing? We can fill up? I don't.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

How long?

[Stephen]

Like, it's hard to ask for more Deutsch or better Deutsche. I want faster time on that maybe.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, faster time would be good.

[Mincy]

How you could get faster. That's what's crazy.

[Natal]

What is?

[Stephen]

Beat Usain Bolt's 100 meter record.

[Deutsch]

Usain Bolt follows me on Instagram.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Of course.

[Stephen]

He do it.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I was trying to do. I was trying to do like a beer race.

[Stephen]

Oh.

[Deutsch]

He's probably my best fault.

[Stephen]

He's got to be.

[Deutsch]

Unless he unfollowed me. That would be tough.

[Dave Portnoy]

Deutsch. I have a question that's dangerous that I want to ask you.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dave Portnoy]

How long do you think it would take for you to get a first down?

[Mincy]

Oh, my God. 10 yards of a health. Oh, holy.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's 50 people.

[Stephen]

Deutsch first down.

[Dave Portnoy]

The Deutsch first down.

[Deutsch]

That would be Like a.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think that's longer than I think.

[Mincy]

I mean, we have to do this.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, we gotta get a Deutsche first down.

[Mincy]

Deutsch. To kick off football season, a Deutsch

[Dave Portnoy]

first down has to be done if

[Greg]

he's allowed to puke. I think you can.

[Dave Portnoy]

Could you do it in two hours?

[Deutsch]

No. A first down, I would need 50 beers. I'd need either a pool or a lake. And it would be.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, we can get them. But why?

[Deutsch]

Okay, I need to wake up at like 6am and it would go. My math might be off, but that's a lot of beer, right?

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Deutsch]

This is. This is.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the pool?

[Dave Portnoy]

50 beers.

[Deutsch]

I'm gonna need a 6:00am to like a. A 2:00am for 50.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, so we might have to start it. So we're gonna have to start it like Tuesday.

[Mincy]

NFL starts on Thursday, right?

[Dave Portnoy]

It starts on Wednesday.

[Mincy]

Oh, on Wednesday.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Okay, so like a 2. Tuesday at like 8pm Deutsch Deutsche tries, attempts his first down, and then we get a first down before the kickoff of the NFL season.

[Deutsch]

I think the first five yards is going to be fun.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

And then the grueling seven, eight maybe.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, you know what? That's what we do because we have Wednesday and Thursday Night Football. Maybe you start the first down attempt for Wednesday Night Football and you got to finish it by Thursday Night Football.

[Deutsch]

That's pretty Good.

[Dave Portnoy]

You have 24 hours.

[Greg]

Do they have to all be yard yards? Well, he's getting some 50 beers.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got a few yards.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's 10 yards in the first.

[Greg]

No, I know. I'm saying, does you have to do that 10 times or can he have 50 beers?

[Mincy]

No, you got to do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Has to do that.

[Kyle]

The.

[Greg]

All right, that's. I'm just.

[Mincy]

It's the yard and now get really

[Greg]

hard at like 6.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't suppose he has to chug it though. Can he sip the yard?

[Dave Portnoy]

Follow up question.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Tate]

When.

[Dave Portnoy]

When do you think you could get like a 100 yard touchdown return?

[Stephen]

We're going. You're going to have to return a kick.

[Deutsch]

° maybe that's.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'm gonna need a kick returned.

[Stephen]

Barstool Sports needs you to return a kick.

[Deutsch]

Maybe that could be like a playoff tight. Like a couple weeks.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I don't know.

[Mincy]

From the start of the playoff to the Super Bowl.

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

You get it.

[Mincy]

You return, try to do 100 yards.

[Deutsch]

Right.

[Mincy]

This is good.

[Dave Portnoy]

500 beers.

[Deutsch]

I'd have to do some. Yeah, I'd have to do some math there. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Five, 500 beers.

[Brandon Walker]

Taking five beers that fast in 12 seconds, are you feeling.

[Deutsch]

I feel incredible.

[Stephen]

Ron Deutsch just drank five beers in 10 seconds.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Deutsch]

What sucks?

[Stephen]

Ron Deutch just had a rowdy night in 5, 10 seconds.

[Deutsch]

What sucks is there is definitely somebody in like, Pennsylvania doing this in the 1970s who was just like, never got this platform.

[Brandon Walker]

Just love the game.

[Deutsch]

They were doing it just for the love of the game. And it's a good time to be alive.

[Kyle]

Says a lot about you that you're thinking about that guy, though.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

That is.

[Deutsch]

Oh, for sure.

[Dave Portnoy]

People became before you.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Pioneers.

[Kyle]

It's class.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But you could do 30 beers, no problem.

[Deutsch]

It's a good day.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like the 999. You did 30, right? Close to it.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

So do you think he could do it? And like, if. If we started at 7am the day of the NFL kickoff, do you think you get a first down by the time?

[Deutsch]

10 yards.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

12 hours, 10 yards.

[Deutsch]

I think I could. It'd be worth a shot.

[Dave Portnoy]

It would be.

[Deutsch]

I mean, do you guys remember how bad how big Michigan was?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, Michigan was huge.

[Deutsch]

Michigan was huge. I still have some Michigan's in my fridge. I have. I have Michigan's. I have barbecue sauce. I have ketchup.

[Brandon Walker]

Michigan.

[Tate]

All these.

[Deutsch]

The Michigan's just got so skunked that I try not to drink them.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's nice. That's nice. That's like someone, you know, keeping their wedding cake in the freezer. You just have a little Michigan left over for a special occasion.

[Deutsch]

Desperate times. Somebody comes over and they need a Michigan.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got one on deck.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

I think. Think get a first down.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then we're going to have to figure out how to do a kick return.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Maybe a kick return could be a team.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Outing. I get some of the boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Could we do a kick return at Camp bar with everyone? 100 people. Yeah. Each doing one.

[Brandon Walker]

It would take me 12 hours.

[Tate]

Okay. We got all week.

[Brandon Walker]

Drink one of those.

[Dave Portnoy]

Be fun to find out.

[Mincy]

Kick return at Camp Barstool.

[Greg]

I could give you a couple yards.

[Dave Portnoy]

Kick return to Camp Barstool would be

[Mincy]

a lot of fun.

[Brandon Walker]

You got one carry. You got like a fullback carry in you.

[Greg]

I can give you like a yard

[Brandon Walker]

and a half, dude.

[Dave Portnoy]

Maybe an after dark kick return.

[Deutsch]

I think that Dana Kdick T ball. I think they could all do that within 20 seconds.

[Dave Portnoy]

I could get you. I could get you one.

[Deutsch]

I think you could do one too. 20, 22 seconds.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I mean, you can take your time with it and breathe.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah. There's no rush for us civilians.

[Kyle]

How many's in the boot?

[Deutsch]

The big boot is three and a half, 66 ounces. The small boot is like three.

[Kyle]

Three beers

[Dave Portnoy]

used to do the boot in college. It's a good German bar. It's fun. 11 man roster, scoring a touchdown,

[Deutsch]

that'd be a good after dark.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's 10. That's 50 beers each.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No, that's not.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, I think it's a 53 man roster scoring a ton.

[Mincy]

You could, like, if you want to tie it to the NFL, you could do like, whatever the longest touchdown of the season is, which might end up still being like 100 yards. What if you just say at least it gives you some wiggle room. That maybe it's like 87 yards.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Instead of 100, you just recreate the. But even then, that's still a. Yeah,

[Deutsch]

50 is a lot. I've hit definitely hit 50 a couple times, but it's a lot.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, we got something here.

[Mincy]

I want the Deutsche first down.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

At the very least, we need a

[Dave Portnoy]

Deutsche first down and I want the deutsche. I mean, come on. I want the deutsche. But Deutsche first down has to happen to start football season. You could do that.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Mincy]

Deutsch.

[Dave Portnoy]

Think even if it. What'd you say? Was it five or was it four and a half?

[Deutsch]

I think it was. I think it was five.

[Dave Portnoy]

Ah, let's say four and a half.

[Kyle]

It's like closer.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right. Thank you.

[Tate]

Deut.

[Deutsch]

That was fun.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that was a lot of fun. He's a beast. He's an absolute beast.

[Tate]

This mince responded.

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Dave Portnoy]

here we go.

[Kyle]

What's it say?

[Tate]

I see two tweets made at Stool. Mitzy and NW ain't going to do. You're pissing on a hornet's nest, Danny Conrad.

[Dave Portnoy]

There's a lot of rage Pin up

[Tate]

in here for years because like I

[Dave Portnoy]

said, I have thick skin. I could take it all. You can doubt me all you want. I'm shaking, but it's coming. Oh, oh.

[Dana]

Fear not.

[Tate]

What?

[Greg]

What are we gonna do?

[Stephen]

Fear not.

[Kyle]

You gotta handle that.

[Kelly]

Thinking about it.

[Tate]

I wanted to be calculated on it.

[Dave Portnoy]

Look, give me, give me. I'm thinking about it.

[Kelly]

Okay.

[Dana]

Give me.

[Tate]

Give me a couple minutes.

[Natal]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I'll come back.

[Kelly]

All right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Five minutes later. Wait, pause it.

[Natal]

Did you figure it out?

[Dave Portnoy]

What if he was just like, I'm. I'm gonna. Jackie,

[Tate]

I will take this too.

[Dave Portnoy]

Far. All right, go ahead, Natal.

[Natal]

How'd you figure it out?

[Brandon Walker]

All right,

[Tate]

I'm rereading the tweets. I'm responding.

[Dave Portnoy]

Always respond to it.

[Tate]

Two tweets we're going to address immediately from Danny Conrad.

[Dave Portnoy]

First one made at Stoolman.

[Tate]

We already know.

[Dave Portnoy]

Second one, the NWO ain't gonna do. Let me address this right freaking now. Danny Conrad, you got paid to follow me around on a trip and. And make fun of me for a weekend. You ask me dumbass questions in the middle of Ole Miss and, like, extra innings of a regional final.

[Tate]

Oh, it's on.

[Dave Portnoy]

And you all say, I'm a man. You ain't going to do when I took all that stuff in stride. What? Oh, hell no. Wait, so that was his response.

[Tate]

He wins.

[Natal]

I'm going to piece that together and put it on.

[Tate]

He remember, he wanted to be calculated.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's what we're looking for.

[Natal]

Nailed it.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's what I'm saying.

[Greg]

I like this.

[Dave Portnoy]

This. No, I like this.

[Tate]

But NWO is, like, cutting wrestling promos,

[Dave Portnoy]

like, 20, 30 seconds, which I'm actually good at. Yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Y.

[Dave Portnoy]

You.

[Stephen]

You got paid to make fun of me.

[Dave Portnoy]

You got paid to go.

[Stephen]

And I'm the. You harass me for money.

[Tate]

Do I have permission to just go off the leash? Yeah. If I become a badder boy than the bad boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Turn them into the good boys.

[Dave Portnoy]

Take over nwo. Or maybe join them.

[Tate]

Kind of been looking to be a scumbag here and there. This would be a great platform.

[Dave Portnoy]

He did nothing. He also said NWA twice, maybe three times.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah, he'll do that.

[Kelly]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

I'll throw an A on the end.

[Tate]

I already know I'm gonna walk upstairs. You know, I'm just messing around. It's gonna be good content for us.

[Mincy]

Tate just continuing to get away with, like, turning his camera off, but not turning it off. Is.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's so good.

[Mincy]

Incredible.

[Dave Portnoy]

It's so good. It's been like. I just thought, I'm so good at these promos.

[Stephen]

It's the.

[Dave Portnoy]

What a rivalry. Dude, you gotta be worried. Danny, he ain't gonna take this.

[Tate]

I wish we weren't going on break. Or maybe it could be a blessing, because by the time we'll get back, he'll forget.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, well, it's just. It's. I'm starting to piece together what Miny's plan is. Is he's just gonna keep saying, I'm not gonna take this anymore.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

He's not gonna actually do anything. Just say, I'm not gonna take It. I'm done doing it. I'm done taking this, and that's my statement. But then you give him more, and he's like, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna take that either.

[Mincy]

None of this will be taken.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, you want to step outside, guy? But he never wants to step outside.

[Kyle]

Well, don't kick the hornet's nest.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, don't piss on the hornets.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, let's. Let's wrap up. Good show, fellow. Friday tomorrow, we found some incredible fellas.

[Brandon Walker]

The damn good one.

[Dave Portnoy]

Incredible fellas. And we have a schedule for next week. Do you want to show it tj? So this is best of four hours each. Best of Zoom guests.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God. Best to read best of 20, 26, part one and part two. Oh, these are gonna be great. Essentially, wide and Brennan wanted to break up the guest of the year thus far race into two different. Oh, because there's a lot of Donnie and there's a lot of Reed. Those are our two front runners for

[Brandon Walker]

guest of the year, though.

[Natal]

Well.

[Dave Portnoy]

And then the Zoom guests.

[Tate]

Right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Of course, we have some incredible zoom. I mean, the immortal Leo is guess of the year.

[Tate]

Mine.

[Mincy]

It's right there. Right up there.

[Dave Portnoy]

Homo Pinocchios.

[Kyle]

It was awesome.

[Mincy]

Is that Ian Cobble?

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah, that's the income. That's Ian Cobble. In the middle is the woman who talks to crabs.

[Mincy]

That's right. That's right.

[Dave Portnoy]

Who's that on the right?

[Tate]

Big John.

[Dave Portnoy]

Big John Bash. Yeah. That named all the Chinese food items. And Dana, I don't know. You've been out. Deutsche is right. You've been out. That's. By the way, you gotta.

[Mincy]

You gotta.

[Greg]

I got. I got some stuff.

[Dave Portnoy]

You gotta figure that out with.

[Greg]

Some stuff.

[Dave Portnoy]

But did you know that we're potentially possibly doing the yug off at the field of Dreams?

[Deutsch]

Yes. All right.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Greg]

And I'm very excited.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah.

[Greg]

And Greg is. I think Greg's my guy.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

No, you got to go down with Greg.

[Greg]

Yeah. There's no other option.

[Mincy]

We did.

[Brandon Walker]

You wouldn't be the first.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Greg]

It's green. It's greener.

[Stephen]

Nothing.

[Mincy]

The Marquettes went down with Greg.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Everybody should experience going down with Greg. Yeah.

[Dave Portnoy]

Because it's also like, Greg is the perfect foil where it's. You could sweep them, but game five happens. I'm like, they'll get Greg here. You know what I mean? You always think you could beat Greg.

[Greg]

Oh, man, I fucking miss him.

[Dave Portnoy]

Look at that guy.

[Greg]

Did I tell you? He came up to me after the dozen and he was so. Sincerely.

[Eddie]

He's.

[Greg]

He's.

[Brandon Walker]

He's so.

[Greg]

Since, like. He was like, dude, am I doing everything right? Like, am I good? Like, does everyone like me? And I'm like, yes, great. You just. He's like, what should I do? I'm like, just be green.

[Stephen]

Getting defeated and.

[Greg]

Yeah, but I like it. He's trying to. He's trying to really be good at this company. Respect the green.

[Stephen]

Just putting in the work.

[Greg]

I didn't know what to tell him. I'm like, just keep being green.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Dave Portnoy]

Keep doing your thing. Stay green, brother.

[Brandon Walker]

Being green's a great.

[Stephen]

Lays down at night.

[Dave Portnoy]

Like, hey, Green brother.

[Stephen]

Yes, I have the right advice. I guess I know what to do.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God.

[Stephen]

I feel like I should be.

[Dave Portnoy]

He has, like a.

[Stephen]

He wakes up something else. Maybe not.

[Dave Portnoy]

He wakes up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because he had a dream of being blue.

[Tate]

Green.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh, my God. All right, spin the wheel, tj.

[Deutsch]

Oh.

[Kelly]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Greg]

Oh.

[Dave Portnoy]

Oh.

[Mincy]

What's. That's just kind of like the I, I love you in sign language.

[Greg]

Isn't that, like, rock on.

[Kyle]

Oh, you got.

[Dave Portnoy]

That's all right.

[Kyle]

Sweet.

[Dave Portnoy]

When this AI Nick Nicky smokes AI.

[Brandon Walker]

He.

[Dave Portnoy]

He might be able to say nwa. Yeah. Mincing. We know he can.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we know he will.

[Stephen]

He will genetically can.

[Dave Portnoy]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh,

[Deutsch]

Wow.

[Dave Portnoy]

All right, see everyone. Fellow Friday tomorrow. It's the actual. Fellow Friday tomorrow. Love you guys. See you then.

[Tate]

Bye.