Ohio's Tate Is The Puppet Master Behind Another DIABOLICAL After Dark Stream | The Yak 5-4-26

Summary

The Yak – Ohio’s Tate Is the Puppet Master Behind Another Diabolical After Dark Stream | May 4, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak is all about anticipation and chaos: the show sets the stage for Barstool's latest diabolical endurance competition, where a group of Barstool personalities will compete to win $30,000 by keeping their hand on a golf cart for as long as possible. The Yak crew—Big Cat, Kyle, Brandon Walker, Kate, Danny, Titus, Ethan, and others—banter about endurance, small talk, wrestling, and the strategy and madness that is sure to unfold. They also preview other Barstool content and riff on a wide range of topics, from car disasters to Kentucky Derby horses, with their trademark irreverent humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Hand on the Golf Cart" Endurance Stream

• Concept & Set-Up

  • 22 Barstool participants must keep a hand on a DraftKings-branded golf cart; last to remain wins $30,000.
  • New challenges or punishments occur hourly; eliminations can come via losing a challenge, voluntarily quitting, or being “voted off” by the chat.
  • The live chat plays an active role, possibly saving contestants or making the ordeal more miserable.
  • Basic amenities: A bucket serves as the bathroom—an immediate point of controversy, especially for the female participants.
  • "This is going to get bad, which is good." - Big Cat [15:55]

• Rules and Fluidity

  • Everything from food to bathroom breaks to cheating is negotiable. The showrunners (Tate/Lucas) openly encourage gamesmanship and even mischief.
  • “Try whatever the fuck you want. We’re not kicking you out.” – Lucas [26:42]
  • Cheating, alliances, even bodily functions are all on the table as possible tactics.

• Predictions & Favorites

  • Panel debates who could win: natural endurance, financial desperation, and competitive drive are all factors.
  • Spider is tagged a favorite, with others like Tommy Smokes, Meek Phil, and Megan Making Money discussed.
  • "I think the number one factor and motivator is who needs $30,000? Who needs it?" – Kyle [29:38]

• Humor, Limits, and Ethical Boundaries

  • The gross and the ridiculous abound: discussions of peeing, shitting, spitting, and psychological warfare.
  • "Owners are back in." – Lucas, in a running joke about erections being allowed in the contest [47:10]
  • “The chat is a player in the stream.” – Lucas [18:45]

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2. Endurance, Small Talk, and Human Nature

• City Living & Car Disasters

  • Danny and others recount keeping clunky, embarrassing cars in the city, commiserating about parking, rust, and the benefits of driving a “shitty car”—mainly, no stress about dings or scratches. [03:36–04:57]

• How We Communicate

  • Debate over responding to texts “thoughtfully,” ghosting, and the anxiety of delayed replies.
  • Kate describes the guilt of not following up with Danny on conservatory recommendations.
  • “We need a new reaction that indicates I will get back to you.” – Danny [07:39]
  • Group jokes about group chats, “ellipses,” and wishing for a “remind me to text back” button.

• The Value of Strangers and Small Talk

  • Many Yak members reminisce about joking with strangers, how fleeting positive interactions can “make” a day, and encourage taking social risks.
  • “I'm yearning for very fleeting, humorous interactions with strangers. Like almost mid-pass.” - Kyle [11:56]
  • Kate shares her favorite "canned lines" for small talk, like “that dog’s got a nicer coat than me.” [12:20]

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3. Barstool Office Dynamics & Preview of the After Dark Stream

• Office Energy

  • The office is buzzing but missing some familiar faces (the PMT group is away).
  • The After Dark stream will kick off immediately after The Yak, adding to the day’s office chaos.

• Tate/Lucas as Puppet Master

  • Tate (Lucas) relishes his role as “puppet master,” eager to pit chat against contestants and let the chaos unfold.
  • “I’m in a better mood when I get to be the one watching others get tortured.” – Lucas [17:11]

• Bathroom/Bucket Controversy — Fairness for Women?

  • A big sticking point is women having to use an open bucket in the competition space, raising questions of fairness, privacy, and chat participation.
  • “Can you just put a curtain up?” - Danny [33:24]

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4. Broader Barstool Lore & Side Tangents

• Wrestling, Memphis Grizzlies, and Takes

  • Extended, animated debate over wrestling favorites: Ethan champions Gunther and admits he’s a Cornette podcast disciple, much to Big Cat’s despair. [77:03+]
  • Ethan also rants about the Memphis Grizzlies and relocating teams. [78:43]

• Horse Racing & Kentucky Derby

  • The crew jokes about horse semen economics after a female trainer wins the Derby.
  • “How much is a one-load?” – Brandon [60:00]
  • Side discussion: Would you rather be a prize-winning horse or a Blue Jay?
  • "I’ll take the prize-winning horse that gets to fuck for a living." – Brandon [62:11]

• Garage Aspirations, Masculinity, and DIY

  • Group confesses to a lack of traditional “male” garage skills—Brandon admits paying someone to assemble a table, Kyle hides from TaskRabbit workers.
  • “We’re the opposite of men.” – Brandon [89:12]

• Sports Trivia Interlude

  • Kyle quizzes the group on which sports figure (among The Rock, Beckham, Paul George, Kyle Busch) has the most career professional competitions. It’s Kyle Busch—surprisingly more than Paul George or The Rock.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "Try whatever the fuck you want. We're not kicking you out." – Lucas, on cheating and gamesmanship in the After Dark stream [26:42]
• "I think the number one factor and motivator is who needs $30,000? Who needs it?" – Kyle [29:38]
• "I'm yearning for very fleeting, humorous interactions with strangers." – Kyle [11:56]
• "I wouldn't take $10 million to be five feet tall." – Titus, in the 'would you be a jockey?' debate [64:54]
• “The chat is a player in the stream. The chat makes decisions.” – Lucas [18:45]
• "I'm an easily asset-intimidated—or intimidated by any part of the female body, I guess." – Big Cat, in joking discussion of asses [102:21]
• “We’re not men.” – Titus, lamenting his useless garage [88:51]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:37] – Start of regular show content after ads
• [15:15] – Introduction of the After Dark endurance stream and rules
• [17:11] – Tate/Lucas joins to describe the stream and his puppet master role
• [26:41] – Cheating, alliances, bodily functions: Anything goes
• [32:24] – Chat's role & possible rule-bending for entertainment
• [47:10] – "Boners are back in" – peak of the rule chaos/inanity
• [54:00] – Analytics and debate: who will win the endurance contest
• [60:00] – Kentucky Derby: horse semen, prize money, and horse trainer history
• [77:03+] – Wrestling debate: Cornette podcast, Gunther, and WWE takes
• [88:47] – Garage confessions and male insecurities
• [107:14] – Kyle’s sports trivia: athlete with the most competitions

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Episode Tone & Flavor

The Yak’s distinct brand—irreverent, self-deprecating, and relentlessly chaotic—runs through every segment. The crew jumps from banter to deep dives to absurd hypotheticals, always infusing humor, friendly mockery, and inside Barstool references. There’s an undercurrent of anticipation (and schadenfreude) as they hype the extremities of the upcoming After Dark endurance contest, all while skewering typical masculinity, office dynamics, and each other's quirks.

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Useful for New Listeners:

Even if you missed the episode or the Barstool world, this summary highlights all the practical info you’d need to follow the upcoming endurance stream, plus plenty of in-jokes and philosophies that give The Yak its cult following—especially its commitment to testing human limits, celebrating the trivial, and never missing a chance for a fast joke about horse loads or big asses.

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Recap Selection: Who Will Win "Hand on the Golf Cart"?

Top Favorites:

• Spider (general consensus)
• Tommy Smokes and Meek Phil (contingent on phone withdrawal)
• Megan Making Money — “People with kids, you guys are all saying, oh, people with kids are going to drop first. People with kids have the most expenses. We’re desperate also.” – Kate [53:48]

Biggest Wildcards:

• Ethan, representing The Yak, who claims: "The last two days I’ve been doing nothing to prepare to do nothing." [31:15]
• "Doing nothing is my superpower." – Ethan [39:30]

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Final Plug:
The After Dark stream starts immediately after The Yak, with Family Feud shows scheduled for 7pm EST over the next three nights.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

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[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

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[Big Cat]

We're so back, Danny.

[Kyle]

Yeah, thanks.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you sing caught up by Usher? I gotta send off one text and then I can start focusing on the show.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm so caught up.

[Danny]

Is that it? Can you make that your taxone?

[Big Cat]

Got me feeling it. Oh, God.

[Danny]

All right, we can move on.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks for the distraction.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody noticed me texting.

[Danny]

Nick was. Nick was trying to start a rumor that I sang.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought you sang you got it bad to Jack.

[Danny]

I thought you sang that, but it was caught up. Yeah, it was caught up. So I'm just gonna start going with the lie now and make it to my liking instead of denying.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's. Change the song.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, same Usher.

[Danny]

It's a lot better than you got it bad.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think it is.

[Danny]

Singing that to a girl.

[Big Cat]

You got it. You got it bad.

[Danny]

No.

[Big Cat]

When you're on the phone.

[Danny]

Oh. I guess confessions would be the worst.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that would be the worst. Yeah. Anyways, so Sweetie saw the car, huh?

[Danny]

Yeah, we finally made it there.

[Brandon Walker]

She said, it's not that bad. And then she, like, cut herself off.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, she saw. Then she saw the rust. It was that bad.

[Big Cat]

How much a bad does she get out of her mouth? Oh, it's not that.

[Brandon Walker]

It was like a little. It was. She sounded like a sheep.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Record scratching Halt. I forgot how bad the inside was going to be. I've had a shovel in there for months.

[Brandon Walker]

You had a McDonald's bag, but you said you didn't eat the McDonald's. You were just using that as a

[Kyle]

garbage bag, which is way grosser.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Danny]

We don't need to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we do. We kind of do.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, I think this is true love.

[Big Cat]

This is it.

[Kyle]

It's not as bad as I thought.

[Titus]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

okay. It's a little tired.

[Kate]

It's not like the sexiest thing I've ever seen in my entire life, but it's not.

[Danny]

Do you still love me or not?

[Big Cat]

Of course I do.

[Kate]

It's not that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, she really loves you.

[Danny]

She stuck right to the script.

[Titus]

This is the car that you don't keep by your apartment. You keep it.

[Ethan]

Correct.

[Titus]

Somewhere else in Chicago. Yeah.

[Danny]

At different times. I refuse to pay the 300amonth. And I don't even. Like, I don't want that car. My parents just want me to have it. For some reason, I'm like, you guys can take it, but it comes in handy for errands. And.

[Brandon Walker]

And this was a tweet that got four and a half thousand likes. That's pretty cool.

[Ethan]

Pretty neat.

[Big Cat]

I. And you'll bounce back. You'll meet somebody else.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, definitely.

[Danny]

Or just get a new car.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

You got money?

[Big Cat]

I guess. That too, for. For you.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It feels probably good that people think that you deserve a nicer car.

[Brandon Walker]

Definitely.

[Danny]

I don't know if they think that. I mean, I could get a car if I wanted to. I just don't really want one right now. Living in the city, it's just, like, a hassle. I can get everywhere via foot, via. Via train, via bus. Having a nice car in the city is terrible. I almost like having a shittier car because then I'm not constantly stressed about, what. Who's dinging my car.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Big Cat]

But you cannot have a nice car. But you're actively keeping a bad car.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know which, by the way, I kind of Was with her until I saw the rust. Wasn't that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Wasn't that bad.

[Danny]

I know, I know.

[Brandon Walker]

But like you ride in it and it's like, it's noisy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Anytime you put the heat on, it sounds like a motorboat.

[Titus]

How does it smell?

[Kyle]

That's a big thing.

[Danny]

It smells fine. She said it smelled like a new car, which I was kind of shocked.

[Big Cat]

It definitely didn't smell like a new car. So she's.

[Danny]

I mean, by new car she met McDonald's.

[Brandon Walker]

Every time she calls you handsome from now on, you have to like second guess that.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was like being nice in that scenario was almost meaner of her, you know?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What else are you lying about?

[Danny]

Right? Tell me the truth.

[Brandon Walker]

Where'd you guys drive?

[Big Cat]

To

[Danny]

my parents.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Was this the first time?

[Danny]

It was for her meeting my parents because she's always here, like for like, you know, three day increments. They live like a half hour away.

[Brandon Walker]

How'd she do?

[Kyle]

Way too far.

[Big Cat]

But you met her parents a while.

[Titus]

You went, you went to the house or you went to like a restaurant?

[Danny]

My parents house. They were having my niece's bedroom birthday.

[Big Cat]

Is it as shitty as the car?

[Danny]

No, it's not, luckily.

[Titus]

Talking about the knees.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Come on, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm at the the house.

[Kyle]

You have a crummy knee,

[Kate]

Rust all

[Kyle]

over, snot on her.

[Danny]

And then before, before that we went to the Garfield Park Conservatory. I had asked Kate some recommendations and she gave me a Berry.

[Brandon Walker]

You've lived here your whole life.

[Big Cat]

Very short response. I don't go to conservators.

[Danny]

Kate's the one who does that.

[Big Cat]

Though I have been there.

[Brandon Walker]

About to ask.

[Danny]

So I asked, I asked Kate for if the distance to Garfield Park Conservatory was worth it instead of going to the Lincoln Park Conservatory. And she basically left me hanging with a very short response. Got back to me last night around midnight saying that the thought of her not responding woke her up in the middle of the night. It's fine. Jackie wasn't even that mad.

[Kate]

I sent the quick thing that was like, yes, Garfield park is sweet. I hadn't been that. But then I wanted to send a follow up with more details about Garfield Park. I go pretty much all the time. Like we go at least once a month and. But then I got distracted by the kids. And that was what, on Saturday morning or something like that? I literally woke up last night, I don't know what time. And I was like, I never followed up with Danny about the observatory. And it, like, killed me. So I'm sorry. I hope. I'm glad to hear you when I feel bad.

[Big Cat]

So you went to Garfield Park.

[Danny]

Yes. Very nice neighborhood. But yeah, that is a thing, though. I feel like we just don't respond to texts now because we don't want to half ass it and then you end up not responding at all.

[Big Cat]

I do that a lot.

[Kate]

To a tee.

[Big Cat]

I. I will read a text, decide in my mind I need to come up with a good answer for this or I need to come up with a. I need to sit down, come up with a decent answer, and I just never circle back. And I'm an. We need.

[Danny]

We need a new reaction that indicates I will get back to you.

[Big Cat]

Like a dot. Dot.

[Titus]

No, like, if I respond to you right away. I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't.

[Kyle]

With you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I didn't put any thought into you. I chronically ignore you. I like you.

[Brandon Walker]

I think. I think like a finger. One second.

[Big Cat]

Just give me.

[Danny]

What is it?

[Big Cat]

Ellipses.

[Danny]

The dot. I think that kind of.

[Big Cat]

Maybe a timeout. Oh, that has to give me a little bit.

[Kate]

I, like, will want to respond to someone that I care about thoughtfully. But then if I can't do it in the moment and then I build it up and then it takes me too long, I'm like, well, I guess I'll never talk to them ever again. I just, like, build it up so bad that I end up ghosting. What's that? I need therapy.

[Big Cat]

Being weird as.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you should be able to, like, double tap it and it, like, re. Texts you an hour later.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I like that.

[Kate]

A reminder.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Follow. Because then texts do. There's so many group texts now. And then it does get piled under and you do, like, forget then if you're.

[Brandon Walker]

If you miss a day in a group chat, you might as well leave. Yeah, it's done.

[Danny]

I'm also over people who constantly have silence. Silence mode on. And. But they're like, expecting a call or text. It's like, I'm not gonna. You're expecting me. I'm not gonna call you twice. Like, that's on you. Because calling them twice is the only way the call will get through if you're on.

[Kate]

I always forget that I have it on, though. I know, I know.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, I chickened out of your advice

[Big Cat]

this weekend and I knew you would. What was my advice, though?

[Brandon Walker]

You wanted me to go up to an old black man and ask him where all the pussy is.

[Big Cat]

I did. I said that's the way you Respond

[Brandon Walker]

with an old black man 100% of the time.

[Big Cat]

It is.

[Brandon Walker]

And I. Really good advice. It is.

[Big Cat]

And you want to make friends fast. Just. Just find an old black man. Say, where's the pussy?

[Brandon Walker]

I was walking home from work.

[Big Cat]

You saw one.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And you chickened out.

[Brandon Walker]

Chickened out.

[Big Cat]

You were gonna have a buddy for the rest of your life.

[Brandon Walker]

I know, I know. I need to do it. But you said I need to frame it. Like. Excuse me, sir, quick question.

[Big Cat]

Something like that. Just any, any, anytime you can find common ground with anybody in this world. And I feel like if you walk up to an old black man and say, where's the pussy at? He's going to find you a heterosexual and be funny as hell.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good. One, two, punt.

[Big Cat]

That's a good start.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a really good return on $0.01.

[Big Cat]

That's a really good fucking return.

[Kyle]

Great return. What if he's like, follow me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Can it backfire?

[Big Cat]

No, I think then you follow that

[Brandon Walker]

man to the pussy.

[Big Cat]

I think maybe I've never encountered that part.

[Danny]

Just like Siri pussy near me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I've always. I've always gotten a full body laugh or maybe even a point. Just a haha, you know, something like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Good lord.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But you told me to laugh on a point from an old black man. You've conquered the world.

[Brandon Walker]

Was that. You gave me a ride home from soccer and you were just like, you'll see her. Some advice that I can give you.

[Kyle]

That's really good advice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's better than like trying to play for the Celtics.

[Big Cat]

I agree. I agree.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You could either be Peyton Pritchard or just do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yep, yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe. Maybe this week. I'll do it. The opportunity arise.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I feel like all, all, all people approach each other as strangers as. With a little trepidation.

[Ethan]

Right.

[Big Cat]

You know, a little bit of. I don't know what this guy's up to. But if you, a man, were to walk straight up to you and look at you and say, where's the at? He is. You can assume he has looked at you and deem you worthy of knowing where the is.

[Brandon Walker]

Would that land with your dad?

[Titus]

A thousand percent.

[Big Cat]

He was a killer back in his day.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was a killer.

[Big Cat]

He knew all the corners, man. Mom block ears.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I guess it's internationally orders.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You know your brand.

[Big Cat]

I know, I know, I know.

[Kyle]

It's like Charlie Chaplin.

[Big Cat]

I know black people. Yeah.

[Kate]

Works the other way too.

[Kyle]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Where's all the cock?

[Kyle]

The robin?

[Kate]

Where's all the meaty Vania dude.

[Big Cat]

I don't think old women are saying though.

[Kate]

Oh, they do.

[Big Cat]

You think old women say? I think they're strictly dick.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Who says?

[Big Cat]

I think just us.

[Brandon Walker]

What, what demographic is saying?

[Big Cat]

Nobody saying.

[Titus]

Porn stars.

[Big Cat]

Porn stars, that's it.

[Kate]

AI bots on only fans.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it's almost exclusively dick across the board. If you're just referring to it in that way, where's the dick at? But that doesn't sound good either.

[Brandon Walker]

That sounds pretty good.

[Kate]

Sounds better than. Yeah, it kind of sounds great.

[Brandon Walker]

Say it again.

[Big Cat]

Where can I get that?

[Kyle]

No, people don't try to make strangers laugh too often anymore.

[Big Cat]

They really need to we.

[Kyle]

I'm feeling myself like I'm yearning for like very fleeting, humorous interactions with strangers. Like almost mid pass. Just real quick.

[Big Cat]

I judge my days by them. Day one of those happens. It's just.

[Kyle]

It's a quick barb.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The other person laughs or they say the barb. I laugh. Then we pass each other and that's it.

[Big Cat]

Especially like back in the New York City subway days or riding the train to work. You have so many little brief interactions with people.

[Kate]

Oh, I have.

[Big Cat]

Grocery stores are good for him.

[Kate]

I have canned lines that I use on people. I love small talk and I love quick chit chat in the park. If I see a dog wearing a coat and I wear, it's coats. Yeah. I go, dog's got a nicer coat than me.

[Big Cat]

Hey, how often are you seeing dogs

[Kate]

in coats here in Chicago?

[Big Cat]

A lot.

[Kate]

There's coats. I saw a dog wearing like a cub's coat.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the hit rate that?

[Kate]

It's 50. 50 people.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty hot hall of Fame baseball player.

[Kate]

But if a dog's wearing a cool coat, I'm like, I gotta say, like, if I see something like unusual, I have to say something. I can't help it.

[Brandon Walker]

Every time I see a Dalmatian, I ask, what type of dog is that? It's like 10 hit rate.

[Kate]

I compliment women on their clothes. I dogs.

[Brandon Walker]

We. I do that too.

[Kate]

I chitchat cashiers.

[Big Cat]

I just ask him, where the at?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, where the at?

[Kate]

I got to start doing that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Kate, if you did that to an old black man, that would. Yeah, that would crush.

[Kate]

I like small talk. Some people hate it. I think it's like important.

[Big Cat]

It's a great skill. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Ti tus Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus is grumpy ass.

[Kyle]

Can't even handle it.

[Titus]

Can't handle it. I blame my father for that.

[Big Cat]

Your father? Nobody Talk.

[Titus]

That's why I blame my father. There's only so much oxygen in the room.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

When you're going to. When you're. When you're checking out at the grocery store line, only one of us can talk because my dad won't shut the up. So he's the one that's talking. And then I stand there.

[Kyle]

Similar for me.

[Titus]

And a whole lifetime of just kind of like standing there off to the side like that. That. Can we please just get in the car?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So he stole your formative small talk.

[Titus]

Yeah, I never learned how to do it because my dad was Just give me the. He took them. I'll take the small talk.

[Big Cat]

Imagine a little leaguey just jumps in, takes her at bathroom for you. Yeah. Be nice.

[Kyle]

That's a tough role to play because you're gonna be like, yeah, every once in a while, and then no one cares.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We're also trained not to talk to strangers until a certain age. So you think you're doing the right thing, and then it just becomes weird.

[Kate]

See, I try to get my kids.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, you're teaching them to talk to strangers.

[Kate]

I have, like, if we're at the coffee shop, I have them. People hate this. If it's not busy, I, like, make them order. Or I'll make them, like, go across the restaurant by themselves to get the water. Or, like, how are they? Ask somebody for help if you need help. Like, I try to get them to say hi to our neighbors and, like, greet people. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's good.

[Kate]

Yeah. Maybe I should teach. Maybe a little more. Stranger Danger.

[Danny]

I think it was Dimitri Martin, where he's like, don't talk to strangers unless you ever want to meet anyone new.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's true.

[Brandon Walker]

The office is kind of a buzz today. It is.

[Kyle]

Some people all over the country, we're

[Brandon Walker]

missing the PMT group, missing the people that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Keep the office open and are entertaining.

[Big Cat]

But in their stead, we got Nate Rico, Tommy Smokes. Camps is in here.

[Kyle]

Yes, Camps.

[Big Cat]

Camps is in the building.

[Titus]

And there they are.

[Kate]

There they are. Break the. One of the.

[Titus]

Oh, you're right, Nick. The office is a bus.

[Kyle]

All right.

[TJ]

There it is.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

Look at camp.

[Kyle]

It's great.

[Kate]

He's glowing today. He gave me a Marlboro red outfront.

[Big Cat]

Oh, his special. His specialty is winning. 30 grand, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Danny]

That's.

[Ethan]

That's the.

[Brandon Walker]

That's his, like, claim to fame here. Maybe you can run it back.

[Big Cat]

And that's where they're Going to do it right there, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So they are doing an after dark stream where they have to keep their hand on a golf cart. And last person remaining, there's 22 of

[Big Cat]

them, I believe and I believe they're starting it right after the act today.

[Brandon Walker]

So I wouldn't mind getting Tayton here.

[Kate]

And every hour there's a new challenge or.

[Brandon Walker]

I believe so.

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Well, we really need to. I don't know the full ins and outs.

[Kyle]

So we do need to talk to excited about this.

[Kate]

I know that's.

[Kyle]

I think it's going to get bad, which is good.

[Big Cat]

I don't think the 22 we have, some of them are scared it's going to go three and four days. I just don't see it going three and four days. No, I think it's over by this time tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

I think the only way it could get bad is if it lasts a long time.

[Titus]

I need to know all the wrinkles. That's what I need to know.

[Brandon Walker]

I think there's just pretty general games and challenges to where if lose maybe you are eliminated.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I wonder how much of it is going to be like a foul play. Like someone pushes someone off or what

[Big Cat]

the happened in the boots.

[TJ]

Even called Tate to get him on and Tate answered and said, hey, and. And Stephen went Ohio. Can you come down to the J. Ohio.

[Titus]

Ohio.

[Brandon Walker]

What's his name? I guess.

[Titus]

Oh, it was like a pun.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I was just saying.

[Brandon Walker]

You were calling him Ohio. You shortened his name to Ohio.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but the only part of his name that's not name is the Ohio part.

[Brandon Walker]

Ohio is a name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but Tate. Tate's in there too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He was like all excited to get his name Twitter name changed to Ohio Tate.

[Danny]

So it's like how old he calls White Sox Dave White Sock.

[Big Cat]

Hey, Tate.

[Titus]

Hello, Ohio.

[Brandon Walker]

Wherever you'd like.

[Big Cat]

You can sit in a big cat's chair or nobody's chair.

[Lucas]

How we doing?

[Big Cat]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

You excited for.

[Big Cat]

How are you doing?

[Lucas]

I'm in a good mood today. Obviously someone pointed out that I'm in a better mood when I get to be the one watching others get tortured. Well, yeah, and I would agree, I would say good point.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No fucking shit.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

They're like, oh, you're excited. We just upgraded the chat. We had a tv. Lucas and I went to Best Buy. It's now on an entire wall. We have a projector like, damn, I thought you usually hated the chat. Yeah, I don't have to deal with.

[Big Cat]

So I'd like to let me throw the questions at you starting there. You said you upgraded that, you got a projector, and then you're going to blast the super chats right in these, these people's ear. Now, I would worry that they're gonna focus on certain people and try to bully them off the stream. Is that the, is that the kind of tenor of what we're trying to do here?

[Lucas]

I was, yeah, I would say encouraged.

[Big Cat]

Encouraged to bully certain people off the stream.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, is there a line? Can you give us an example of a comment that's too far?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lucas]

We met the hierarchy of Barstool After Dark, met in the commissioner's office upstairs. And we have decided that our ruling on chat and super chat is all goes at the beginning. And if we need to ban something, cut something, stop something, that decision will be made as it goes. But we're going in with no rules to start.

[Big Cat]

So what you're saying is you're going to go in with no rules, Somebody's going to say something that's too far. You're going to say, stop saying that. And you're going to ignore the 300 people after that. That's it.

[Lucas]

We might have to remit our plan. Is this like, like, say for, for me, for example, if you were bringing up, I don't even have a sister, but my sister's job. Whatever.

[Big Cat]

Whatever you're saying your sister look like at her wedding.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

That might not cross the line.

[Big Cat]

I feel like that would.

[Lucas]

I'm saying, like, personal things. Like if someone has that's not personal or whatever, we're gonna cut that. But the, the goal is the chat to be a player in the stream. The chat has a role. The chat makes decisions throughout this stream. And if they can get, you know, Lucas say he was in the. To quit.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Lucas]

Congrats to the chat.

[Big Cat]

Is Mincy in it?

[Lucas]

He is.

[Big Cat]

So if they say start, it starts

[Lucas]

right after the yak. We already have a controversy with that.

[TJ]

I.

[Brandon Walker]

We had a dozen with Mincy today, and he was in Milwaukee.

[Lucas]

Dante just texted me that he missed his flight in Vegas and he won't be at the start of the stream. Dante, if you got on a flight right now in Vegas, you wouldn't be at the start of the stream.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, he's. He's out then, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's got to be out his hands. Not on the golf course.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna let.

[Titus]

You can't miss the start of the stream.

[Lucas]

And I agree, I agree with you. But also, and you are a commissioner of the, of the show.

[Big Cat]

Also, he could have left last night, but you can't.

[Lucas]

I don't think he knows.

[Titus]

Isn't this an endurance. You can't show up for the final 100 yards of a mile run.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a pretty good strategy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Sorry.

[Titus]

Marathon.

[Big Cat]

Whatever.

[Titus]

Yeah. What exactly is the stream? It's. It's. You have to keep a hand on a golf cart.

[Lucas]

So everyone's like, yeah, there it is. Everyone's asking, why the golf cart? Why the golf cart? Breaking news. DraftKings sponsored this stream. So that is the only thing they

[Big Cat]

have are golf carts.

[Lucas]

But that. So. So I think they. Is this. Is this Jerry's golf cart? I don't know whose it is. They want us to use the golf cart, and we came up with the idea of, okay, if you want to us to use it, you have to hold it for however long. So in between the stream, you will be touching that or else you're out. At the top of every hour, we have a new game, a new challenge, a new something where you will either win a reward, lose, and that means a punishment. You can dish a punishment to someone. You can get something to make it easier or harder. And then there will be times where we eliminate from that.

[Titus]

So you can be eliminated via the game, or you're only eliminated via.

[Lucas]

You can be eliminated via the game. We're gonna announce the rules here soon. But also, you guys have. You're leading right into it. So I'll just say it now. The chat can save people if.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so like, for example, if.

[Lucas]

If Blutman is someone who's here for the long haul and Blutman gets kicked out on a game and Chat wants to save him. Chat.

[Titus]

Okay, because that. That was what I was. It's not necessarily. Can you just stay here and not get bored? There might be some games you have to win there.

[Lucas]

There will be some games you can also get yourself back in if you are willing to pay the price. So what we want to. Okay, what we want to avoid is this kicking out someone that could win from a reason. But also, we don't want to sit there for. Just stand there.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

And everyone's like, oh, this is boring. So we do have games.

[Titus]

Sure.

[Lucas]

And that's. If you get kicked out. Do you really want to be here? Do you not want to be.

[Titus]

How does. You said there's a Porta Potty in the corner. How does that work?

[Brandon Walker]

It's just a bucket, right?

[Lucas]

It's been changed to a bucket.

[Titus]

If you're. But how. How do you use your hand? Is Using is on the thing.

[Lucas]

Raise your hand and you ask, can I go to the restroom? And then Lucas gets to say, may I?

[Brandon Walker]

Don't you mean may I?

[Big Cat]

How are the women using the bucket?

[Lucas]

If I told Hannah this, if I could do it again if I had more time.

[Titus]

That's the toilet and it's tight in there.

[Kyle]

Oh, that ain't take.

[Big Cat]

That's disgusting.

[Brandon Walker]

That is disgusting.

[Lucas]

And we. We also. I don't think the picture has it yet. We littered the room. If they get hungry, there's asparagus everywhere.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Danny]

So how do they really have to go? Like, are you worried about a lot of people just saying they have to go pee just so they could walk around a little bit?

[Lucas]

We were nervous. Ye. We bought the place out of frozen asparagus.

[Big Cat]

Danny. We were.

[Lucas]

We were concerned that if it was like, at one point there was going to be bathroom breaks. At one point there was going to be. Everyone has 10 minutes to go do whatever they need. We want it. We don't want the stream to end because you have to piss yourself, but we want it to be extremely uncomfortable. So. So, yeah, it's two feet away from the golf cart. You walk over there, you piss into a bucket, you come back. So there will not be. You can't utilize the bathroom as like a way to stall through the chair.

[Big Cat]

What if you have to take a shit?

[Lucas]

I wanted in a bucket bad. But life is about making compromises.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Lucas]

I think it's funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Fair enough.

[Danny]

And in the bathroom, that's a big break. Like, you get to go on your phone. You get to sit.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, do you get your phone? If you.

[Lucas]

No.

[Danny]

Or maybe not.

[Lucas]

We did compromise though. Life's about making compromises. You will have to spin the punishment wheel and you earn the right to. With an escort. And on a five minute timer.

[Brandon Walker]

With an escort.

[Titus]

Wow. That's fun. Some guys pay hide.

[Brandon Walker]

That's worth the spin.

[Lucas]

Like, Brandon's disappointing.

[Titus]

I don't.

[Danny]

He's the escort.

[Big Cat]

I'm not disappointed. I just. It's. It's quite the ordeal here.

[Lucas]

Do you agree with this though? I agree it is quite the ordeal. I personally would not be wanting to do this or do it. You obviously, anyone's welcome to do it. There's clearly a hierarchy of like, well, Brandon, big cat, whatever. They don't. This isn't worth it to them. Someone is going to win $30,000 with probably less than 36 hours of work.

[Big Cat]

30,000 is worth it to anybody. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

If anybody.

[Lucas]

Stop.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, everybody's.

[Big Cat]

Ye. Anybody would. Would Die. Would. Would love to have $30,000.

[Lucas]

It's just in the. In these meetings where it was like, oh, that's kind of gross. That's kind of.

[Big Cat]

I can't make it through the yak without pissing twice.

[Brandon Walker]

And.

[Lucas]

And my thing is, someone is going to win. So if that means at the end of it, whoever wins is gonna be like, yeah, that was worth it. Now the other 22 are probably second

[Brandon Walker]

place is going to be like, that was the worst.

[Big Cat]

$0 0.

[Kyle]

Are you gonna let them, like, you know, barter? Like, hey, we'll split it.

[Lucas]

If per Jack McCarthy, first sign of split, you're both gone.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Kyle]

So when I so say it's 30 hours in, there's four people remaining, are you still doing challenges to eliminate?

[Lucas]

No, we.

[Ethan]

We are.

[Lucas]

We are trying to keep it entertaining for as long as we can. And then at some point, there's going to be like four people that are

[Kyle]

just there to you, and that's the entertainment.

[Lucas]

And then it's like psychological tour. Stand up. One of you is going to say, no, this isn't worth it to me anymore.

[Danny]

So how much funny business is allowed? What if someone kind of pushes someone off?

[Lucas]

We got. We had so many texts this weekend of like, can I do this? Can I do this? Like, Blutman. I'm pretty sure Blutman's been asking questions to get other people to not be allowed.

[Big Cat]

He wanted a pillow and a blanket,

[Lucas]

but I don't think he did. I think he wanted to make sure other people can't. Does that make sense? Yeah, I think Blutman's playing pretty smart.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he your favorite to win?

[Lucas]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's your favorite to win?

[Lucas]

So, like, if you remember when we did the. The milk marathon, Blutman couldn't drink a glass of milk.

[Brandon Walker]

That's right.

[Lucas]

So, like, I do think he has the.

[Big Cat]

That's gonna hurt him golf cart competition.

[Titus]

It's just like, oh, if one thing

[Kyle]

you gotta be able to chug Mel.

[Lucas]

I just think people that can be, like, unfazed. Like, I think Ronnie Deutsch is unfazed.

[Big Cat]

Remember when Nancy couldn't eat pie?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He hated pieces. And he signed up. Like, what if the old adage don't sign up for a pie?

[Kyle]

Like, he was averse to pie.

[Lucas]

What if there's lemon eyes? Mincy said he'll do anything, but lemon eyes.

[Big Cat]

Well, he won't do lemon.

[TJ]

Oh, lemon.

[Big Cat]

And so, like, yeah, he'll do anything.

[Lucas]

What if Blutman, for example, if. What if someone shits in the. In the pisser? If someone shits in the pisser and then we have to deal with that, like, is Blutman gonna piss? And I don't know, like, Ronnie Deutsch is unfazed by.

[Titus]

Have you and Lucas talked about where the line is as a stream and in a sense of like, if this devolves into the Stanford Prison Experiment or Lord of the Flies or, like, it just. It.

[Big Cat]

Do you.

[Titus]

Do you have any. Have you entertained the idea that this might be just fucking insane? I mean, this is. This is going to go from like a fun little stream to like, what I'm hoping for. This is actually.

[Lucas]

Yeah, we're. We're definitely going into it being like we want chaos. But I'm the first to admit, like, yeah, we change it all the time. Like, the show will change, the rules will change.

[Titus]

Like, what if Bloodman has a knife? You know, have you thought about that?

[Lucas]

Someone did put in the chat. It's like, I'm bringing a gun.

[Titus]

Someone has a gun.

[Big Cat]

We did.

[Lucas]

We ended up just making a blanket ruling of try whatever the you want. We're not kicking you out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you said cheating's kind of encouraged.

[Lucas]

It's it. You can try whatever gamesmanship and the. The end result is not going to be, you're gone. It's probably going to be, you know, that is removed and you might have to do this. But if. If you brought in something, the end result is not going to be because you did that, you're gone. So try and cheat. I don't care.

[Danny]

But yeah, again, what if someone, like, tickles the person next to them and their hand flies off out?

[Lucas]

There's gonna be some controversy.

[Brandon Walker]

It'll happen. I think things will get heated faster

[Lucas]

than you spoiling our show.

[Big Cat]

A bag of rattlesnakes. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Brandon, you Forget how long 7 hours feels.

[Brandon Walker]

We have an old friend coming back.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I thought a bag of rattlesnakes was impossible to Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

It's one of the easiest things to attain.

[Lucas]

And the other thing is it's a bag of rattlesnakes. It's a very fluid stream to the point where we planned. We have a bunch of activities we plan through YAK tomorrow. But if Brandon has a funny idea in Texas at 8 o', clock, then we just fucking do that.

[Big Cat]

Be earlier than eight. But yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You added asparagus last night.

[Lucas]

Yeah, asparagus just became an addition.

[Brandon Walker]

Beautiful.

[Big Cat]

You have like an app. How many of these are you?

[Brandon Walker]

Not many.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

Do you have a heart out for the stream?

[Brandon Walker]

Is there.

[Titus]

Is there like we have Friday?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is There like a safety program.

[Lucas]

I have a wedding this weekend, so I can't be through the weekend. But Lucas. So we're rotating hosts next through the weekend. There's no way it goes.

[Brandon Walker]

No chance.

[Lucas]

We're. We're thinking it ends Wednesday at some time. Maybe Thursday.

[Big Cat]

I think it ends before yak tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Really? I don't think.

[Titus]

No, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

I think you're going to have a lot of people. I think by starting at 2 o'. Clock. I think about 10 o' clock tonight. Half the field's gone.

[Brandon Walker]

Mincy will be remaining.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

Are the people who find.

[Titus]

But the more. The longer it goes, the. The more you can't quit.

[Kyle]

You have the chat hyping you up.

[Titus]

You cannot possibly quit.

[Big Cat]

How many people are the chat going

[Kyle]

to hype up Even if they're not hyping you up? You want to perform because it's content.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

I think you want to be the star.

[Titus]

If you're going to quit, you have to quit by dinner time tonight. If you make it through dinner time.

[Big Cat]

That's why I think half of the people are gone by dinner.

[Brandon Walker]

You do think so?

[Lucas]

I do agree with Brandon that there are people on this list that realize that there are other levels to this and they're not here for four days. So those people are going to be

[Big Cat]

gone White Sox staves.

[Titus]

But I don't think. I don't think the pace you're going to see out of the gate is going to continue. I think people will drop out real quick. But then it'll, like, solidify.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. And that's when it gets.

[Titus]

And that's the core. Which will be there for if you. A long time.

[Lucas]

If you make it overnight.

[Big Cat]

You have.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to.

[Kyle]

Have to try to.

[Brandon Walker]

I already spent one night here. What about people that will drop before the first hour? Is that shamed?

[Big Cat]

We've already lost. Dante hadn't even started yet.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Mancy's gonna accidentally, like, fall over.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Someone said all they have to do. I think Dana could be good at this if he truly wants to. And someone's like, well, someone just has to offer him a high five.

[Kyle]

I think the number one factor and motivator is who needs $30,000? Who needs it?

[Brandon Walker]

I think that. But I think we have some people that are just natural competitive. Tommy smokes.

[Kyle]

Tommy smokes to lose. You're right.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know his financial situation. I think. I think you eliminate everybody with kids already.

[Lucas]

I agree with that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Like Mikey Betts was thought to be a. A heavy hitter. When we planned this he. I don't. He's made it very clear you can't just miss four days and only eat asparagus.

[Big Cat]

What's the. What's that for, Mikey? What's the throat slash for?

[TJ]

Done.

[Lucas]

He's not gonna win.

[Big Cat]

He's already done.

[Titus]

Yeah, the.

[Lucas]

The people we thought. Rico Mincy is a name we thought would fight for it. Tommy Clemmer, Deutsch Spider again.

[Big Cat]

Mince. He's going to wipe his eyes at some point.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Mincy's going to accidentally not be able to touch to that.

[Lucas]

Nate's here to win. Meek Phil's here to win.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if Mincey can stay in one spot that long.

[Kyle]

Does he have the athleticism to touch?

[Big Cat]

Or if somebody like baked a pie and the sniff.

[Brandon Walker]

The aroma lifts him off his feet.

[Lucas]

Reed is here to win.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed could win.

[Kate]

Hello?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Camps didn't show up to lose.

[Kate]

No, he didn't chub to lose about

[Titus]

who needs the money bonus.

[Big Cat]

You wouldn't have to pay him.

[Lucas]

Well, everyone keeps tweeting me that I

[Big Cat]

don't know that story. He won thirty thousand dollar poker and he still hasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he got it out. He put it on Great White and half of it on Spirit Airlines.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

If Ethan wins, just say the money's tied up and you'll get it to him as soon as you can. Yeah, yeah, he'll just.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think he'll be good?

[Lucas]

He said he does nothing with the best of them.

[Kyle]

Wait, what did he say?

[Lucas]

He said the last two days he's been doing nothing to prepare to do nothing.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Last two days he was.

[Kate]

When we were out.

[Brandon Walker]

Where is he?

[Kate]

A group of us. He was talking about all the nothing he's done over the years.

[Brandon Walker]

But how do you talk about like.

[Kate]

He's talking about like when his friends went to college, how hard it was like.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah.

[Kate]

Doing nothing. Waiting for them to come home an

[Brandon Walker]

impressive amount doing nothing.

[Titus]

As we pointed out, the only thing he's better at than doing nothing is

[Kyle]

quiz quitting and giving up on things.

[Titus]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

So that's.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

But two weeks ago he said he felt the urge to try again.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Which does this hurt him?

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Titus]

Fuck.

[Kate]

You're right.

[Titus]

It's a paradox.

[Kyle]

Paradox? Yeah.

[Titus]

Really is.

[Big Cat]

Are the New York people on this list here yet? Like the Rico's?

[Lucas]

I thought that that hindered them when talking with Lucas because they flew here this morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

They did not get hotels. Our policy is if you are done, you just go home so that I think they're already tired. Like, Bloodman's sleeping at his house right now. Coming in right on time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, he was. He did well this morning.

[TJ]

Oh, before playoff hockey starts.

[Big Cat]

That's what I thought. I think Blutman.

[TJ]

I think all the Knights play tonight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And the Knicks play tonight for Meek.

[Lucas]

Phil Meek says he is here to win.

[Danny]

No phones, right?

[Lucas]

No phones.

[Titus]

No entertainment of any kind. No.

[Brandon Walker]

Well.

[Lucas]

And Nate. Nate made the point to us have

[Titus]

a TV in the corner for everybody.

[Lucas]

Everything's fluid.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Like if chat want. If chat decides, like, hey, you know, Blutman has earned the right to watch the nights, then we'll wheel in a TV and figure it out. Like, this is a.

[Big Cat]

Well, that would be preferential treatment, wouldn't it? Yeah, we're in a hockey game for. I'm not.

[Lucas]

I'm not saying that happens. I'm saying, like, if. If they're like, hey. They always are saying, like, things like, hey, poop dogs and you can do this pistol. Okay, then let's.

[Big Cat]

It sounds like you're a stickler for the rules, yet there are no rules.

[Brandon Walker]

It also. Yeah, it's. I'm starting to think After Dark's unfair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

I'm putting this out there right now. Like, this is a fluid stream. Yes, but it's all based on dms. We get chat saying we have a plan. Yeah, but if chat comes up with an idea that's like, hey, we should do this, then let's do it.

[Big Cat]

What's going on my Twitter right now? Are the women complaining that it's rigged against women again.

[Lucas]

If I could do it again, someone said, why didn't you.

[Big Cat]

You can do it again.

[Lucas]

Men's room and a women's.

[Big Cat]

It's fluid.

[Danny]

Maybe put a curtain around or something.

[Big Cat]

It hasn't started yet. Yeah, yeah, right there. Could it.

[Lucas]

That does stink for. That's. It stinks.

[Big Cat]

So just let the women go to the bathroom.

[Lucas]

Gonna have to ask the chat. I don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're not.

[Big Cat]

But you also do run the stream.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, technically, the chat's gonna wanna.

[Lucas]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Let them be their privacy.

[Lucas]

Do they want. Can you.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you guys want mic up the streams?

[Big Cat]

Should we do a girls room? Girls room?

[Danny]

Just add, like a wall or something.

[Lucas]

I don't know. I don't make the rules.

[Big Cat]

I just.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you do.

[Big Cat]

I'm even thinking about the men. I wouldn't want to hear a woman listen.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't shoot the messenger.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Lucas]

If I was participating I would piss all over that seat as soon as I got in there. Boom. Four people.

[Danny]

Maybe even pee your pants.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you yourself.

[Big Cat]

Immediately I'd be on the golf cart.

[Lucas]

Someone texted me. We obviously shot the. The big group soccer thing.

[Ethan]

However.

[Big Cat]

What.

[Lucas]

That was like a week ago almost. They said they haven't showered since then, and all I've eaten is devil. Deviled eggs.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Danny]

That.

[Big Cat]

That was Wednesday.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, who said that?

[Lucas]

Who would admit that you wouldn't get it? There's a couple people.

[Kate]

Annika. Yeah. Hey, K. Dick.

[Danny]

No, another big question, Tate. Are some people allowed to sit? Can you kneel? Do you have to be standing?

[Lucas]

Yeah, you can sit.

[Danny]

You can sit. So, like, how do you fight over the eight seats in the golf cart?

[Lucas]

We're doing outside the. Outside the golf.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kate]

And then for sleep, people just have to hope if they do fall asleep, that their hand does not leave the.

[Big Cat]

At.

[Lucas]

The current plan right now is if you really want to sleep, like at 3 in the morning for an hour, you got to be holding it.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Danny]

Can you switch hands if you want, at some point? As long as one hand is always okay.

[Lucas]

Yep.

[Titus]

You see hands on a hard body. You see that document?

[Lucas]

Should I watch it?

[Titus]

It's very funny. Very good. Very enlightening. Yeah. Can you see what this is? Yeah.

[Lucas]

Can you stay tuned tonight? I feel like you're a weapon that we can have. Texting an id.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm gonna pop in and out. Yeah, I got. But, yeah, I'll be in. Let me see. Yeah, around 7pm I'll be okay. Yeah, I'll be locked down. I'll see when the. When the fat gets trimmed, then I'll tune in, probably.

[Lucas]

I do think that's what's going to happen is there are people that are here not to win. But then once that switch flips.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's when it gets real.

[Titus]

You're.

[Big Cat]

You're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're Bosco's.

[Big Cat]

One of them.

[Titus]

The documentary they recommended.

[Kate]

Oh, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Camps.

[Big Cat]

How do you feel?

[Ethan]

I feel great.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Titus]

Sweet.

[Ethan]

Ready to do nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So I guess you. You were. You were bragging about your. Your years of doing nothing. A little bit.

[Ethan]

Yeah. I got into that a little earlier with someone. I forget who I was talking to, but, you know, I think it was Annika. Annika and Kate.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Ethan]

Annika and Smokes. But yeah, I mean, I've gone through a lot of phases of doing nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it harder than we give it credit for?

[Ethan]

Oh, very hard. Like, I didn't really go to college, so when and once I wasn't working here anymore and my friends went off to college, that was months and months of doing nothing.

[Big Cat]

Let me. Let me stop you there. You've had multiple phases of doing nothing. Or just one long phase.

[Ethan]

Can. It breaks up.

[Big Cat]

I've phases where different levels of nothing.

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because you do have to walk a dog every now and then.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you tempted?

[Ethan]

That doesn't count as anything, though. That's nothing.

[Big Cat]

Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you tempted to do something after barstool while your friends were at college?

[Ethan]

No. That's why I did nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So what would you do with $30,000?

[Ethan]

Probably never get it. Yeah, boy, you probably be struggling to.

[Big Cat]

You are ready.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, that would be impossible to explain to your bank. Another 30,000.

[Ethan]

That would be a tough one. That would be a tough one. Yeah. Hey, you know this. This money that's already frozen. Boom. Here's more.

[Big Cat]

If you only showed up to the bank every now and then, it was always with $30,000.

[Ethan]

That's how they get you.

[Danny]

Who are you worried about most? Ethan?

[Ethan]

I think the biggest sleeper is Spider. Spider.

[Big Cat]

I agree. I think Spider's my favorite too.

[Ethan]

Guy's up for anything rambunctious, mean when he wants to be mean.

[Big Cat]

Rambunctious isn't good for this kind of sexy. Yeah.

[Kate]

Speaking of mean, you strike me as just a nice guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Do.

[Kate]

Are you capable of cruelty? Like, could you. If it came down to you and a few other people, could you, like, fuck somebody else over?

[Big Cat]

Drip the head off a snail?

[Ethan]

Oh, yeah, probably. That's a good. Not early on.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Ethan]

Brandon used to do it to ants, but neither here.

[Big Cat]

Well, there you go.

[Ethan]

Yes, I. Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Once it get to. That's good.

[Ethan]

Once it gets smaller, I think I will be more inclined to be rude,

[Big Cat]

but, you know, go under the radar until the herd gets thinned out a little.

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah. It's not too dissimilar to playing a poker tournament. You know, I don't want to get too involved too early, less cards.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Danny]

Can you strategically choose who you are standing next to, Tate?

[Lucas]

What's that? Yeah, you can move around.

[Danny]

I would not want to be next. You're getting fingers dug into your ribs every five minutes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

How does that work?

[Kyle]

I mean, you're probe.

[Lucas]

You're pretty set in for the hour. And then when we do an activity, we'll all let go, do the activity, and you can probably rearrange there.

[Ethan]

I meant like going into the room for the first time. Is it like Disney rope drop you drop the rope, we all run in.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

See the parade first.

[Lucas]

Yeah, sounds good.

[Ethan]

All right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Tate, you. You don't know anything about the stream.

[Kyle]

This is going to go smooth.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not. It's not.

[Lucas]

But that's why it's good. And then there'll be chaos and arguments. Yeah. Here, I'll break this one right now. So you're talking about, like, can you. Would he screw people over? Would he do this? There's food littered around there, but it's all outskirts of the room, so the only way to get your food would be. I'm touching this. I make a. A hand with Titus. He lays down, he holds Kate's hand.

[Big Cat]

A human chain.

[Lucas]

But that also gives me the opportunity to let go of Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

And then these two are out.

[Big Cat]

Nobody's gonna make a human chain for food.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know, man. When you're hungry, that asparagus is probably looking good.

[Ethan]

That's another thing. I could go a while without eating, drinking. I could go a while. Like, I'm. That's really the part about the nothing. Like people I say, oh, he does nothing. Like, I mean nothing. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

by nothing, you don't even mean. You don't even when you're.

[Titus]

This isn't a game. I do nothing.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay. Yeah, but you're not like, seeking, like, dopamine and rewards. Like, you're probably on your phone, though, watching tv.

[Ethan]

Yeah, doom scrolling for sure, but I think that's fake anyway. Like, that's just because I have nothing else to do. So I'm doom scrolling this. I. I say I have nothing, but I have something to do, and that's stay alive. And I think that will.

[Big Cat]

That's what you have.

[Brandon Walker]

Literally stay alive.

[Ethan]

No, no, in the challenge, but I guess literally as well.

[Titus]

But do you think you'll experience mood swings with the challenges that, like, you almost won the right to.

[Ethan]

Oh, I don't.

[Titus]

I don't know what the for sure bonuses are. You almost got a bonus, and you came in second in one of the challenges. Do you think you'll be able to handle that well, or. Or will you spiral?

[Ethan]

Spiral? I. Yeah. I tend not to. Like, if something goes wrong for me early, it'll probably cause bad thoughts.

[Kyle]

Okay, so that's bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you better at quitting? Are you better at doing nothing?

[Ethan]

That is actually a debate I've been having within myself.

[Brandon Walker]

And then what was your conclusion? Did you find a conclusion?

[Ethan]

I haven't found it.

[Titus]

You just gave up it quit

[Big Cat]

doing nothing.

[Ethan]

Like I was doing Nothing here. And then, like, kind of quit.

[Big Cat]

No, you didn't kind of quit.

[Ethan]

I quit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

And like, that was.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, did you quit?

[Ethan]

I. A quiet quit. I don't think I was like, let go. Nobody ever told me.

[Kyle]

I was like, he didn't have the fortitude to even quit.

[Ethan]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

So nothing to quitting there. Wait, do you still work here?

[Big Cat]

Technically. Did you just stop getting checks?

[Ethan]

I. Well, I stopped getting checks way before I stopped working here, that's what.

[Big Cat]

How far in advance did covert get you?

[Brandon Walker]

How many months were you paid by barstool?

[Ethan]

September, October, December.

[Big Cat]

This was.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute.

[Titus]

Wait, hold on.

[Ethan]

November.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Or the holidays.

[Ethan]

Four months. Four months.

[Titus]

And then for October, December, and then

[Ethan]

January until March, I was putting up, like, two blocks a day for nothing. And then Covid.

[Big Cat]

It wouldn't have been for nothing if you'd have kept with it.

[Ethan]

Yeah, but there were circumstances beyond my control, like Covid going against me. Yeah, well, other stuff, but neither here nor there. Happy to be back.

[Big Cat]

Do you have any update? Last we talked was you were basically big Cat was going to give you, like, a tryout of sorts. You had to come up with ideas or how do we leave it? Remember what I'm talking about?

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah. Chuck was asking me about that. Chuck Naso of Kentucky Derby fan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we all know him. Yeah.

[Ethan]

But yeah, he was asking me about that, and I think more so that was for me to hold myself accountable and put it into the universe.

[Big Cat]

So have you.

[Ethan]

And then other people hold me accountable. I'm working out the little things because it's the little things in my life that I need to get on track to perform at my best.

[Brandon Walker]

What are the big things that you have?

[Ethan]

Nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Ethan]

No big things.

[Brandon Walker]

So you got to get the little things. I get. You have to get the little things for you. Big thing.

[Ethan]

Yeah. Well, this. That would be a big thing, right? Asking for. Not asking for, but saying I'm open to work.

[Big Cat]

That.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's a big disclosed way.

[Big Cat]

It's not that big of a thing, though.

[Ethan]

It's nothing.

[Kyle]

You do have to start small. Take like 30 minutes out of the day and just think about the possibility of working.

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah. That's what I've been doing. I went and played a poker tournament.

[Brandon Walker]

How'd you do?

[Ethan]

Finished 50 away from the money.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ethan]

Not terrible.

[Kyle]

We're.

[Big Cat]

It's impossible, that seems.

[Titus]

How many people were in the tournament?

[Ethan]

Like, 2. 250. 2. 7.

[Big Cat]

How many people get paid?

[Ethan]

Like 74.

[Kyle]

No, right in the middle.

[Big Cat]

Right in the middle. Right in the middle.

[Ethan]

I'm not good. You see, it's hard to do because it's three different day ones, and I played that that last day one, and I think it was about 200 entrants that day. So I'm just guesstimating the other two days. Sure, there was a bigger field, but no, we lost.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Right there, though.

[TJ]

What happened with Reed?

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, what happened with Reed?

[Kyle]

What happened with Reed?

[Big Cat]

What happened?

[Ethan]

Well, do you guys. Yeah, this. Do you guys remember when I was on that same episode and I was like, reed, we should do.

[Big Cat]

I fell in love with each other.

[Ethan]

We should do an Instagram collab. And he kind of shook me off.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he didn't want to.

[Ethan]

And then I. I brought it back up, and then he was, like, almost, like, too giddy to do it.

[Brandon Walker]

It was.

[Ethan]

This is a pity giddy.

[Big Cat]

There's the chicken fry.

[Kyle]

You got a pity kitty. You got a pity. So this was an attempt to coll an Instagram picture.

[Ethan]

Yeah. And then he was like, how do you want to do it? And I didn't really know. And then I was like, oh, let's just walk around and take selfies and then just throw it up. And then I walked around looking for places to take selfies. Couldn't find a place.

[Big Cat]

Y' all couldn't collab on a picture.

[Titus]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, if they're going for, like, four

[Ethan]

days, four days is a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, I'm not gonna be able to

[Ethan]

go for four days. You know what I'm saying? How are you with, like, the bathroom term situation, everything? I'm fine with that.

[Danny]

Like, are we going to get food?

[Ethan]

I don't even know.

[Big Cat]

I might just stash a bunch of

[Ethan]

candy in that pocket. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Illegal hard candy.

[Kate]

Question.

[Big Cat]

There's candy in there. You got to do it, dude.

[Ethan]

You got.

[Danny]

Can they stash food on them?

[Lucas]

The rule is that, like I said, you're not going to be kicked out for doing anything. But if something happens and we're like that, then you can have a punishment.

[Big Cat]

Just say there's no rules.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the Adderall rule?

[Lucas]

Lucas approved it.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Chad's asking about vaping.

[Lucas]

Oh, do they want it or not?

[TJ]

Chat. Saying, are they allowed to vape Chat?

[Lucas]

Do you guys want them to be allowed to vape or not?

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're not allowed to ask the yak chat to your chat? I would say make a stand here.

[Lucas]

What do you think, Mark?

[Brandon Walker]

I say yes. I say no, but then maybe no later.

[Lucas]

You think?

[Big Cat]

I also Say yes, though.

[Titus]

I think.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, if you're.

[Titus]

I think everybody can have one thing, one vice.

[Lucas]

Like meek. Phil has like, the Mets game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Ethan has masturbation.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's like. But Ella can blow her vape in someone's face, and that's. Someone who doesn't vape. Is now, like, what is that?

[Brandon Walker]

Addicted to nicotine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And then they need it.

[Kate]

I kind of.

[Titus]

How do they respond?

[Lucas]

So they should be.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Make them suffer.

[Ethan]

Somebody cigarettes.

[Big Cat]

That.

[Ethan]

That seems fair.

[Kyle]

Can you spit?

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Concrete floor, right?

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Gross.

[TJ]

But they're saying SIDS. SIGs only.

[Titus]

S only.

[Kyle]

I. I don't mind that.

[Lucas]

I wonder if people like, can you spit? Can you. Can you in there? Does someone have the balls to truly change this into a. I want to flush out the competition.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

Because then you will look like an absolute. But you will get 30 grand winning.

[Ethan]

Spit on someone's face.

[Lucas]

Like, everyone talk. Like, myself included. Like, would I really go in there at the very beginning, look around and piss all over the. I don't know. I'm not in it.

[Big Cat]

If somebody 15 minutes in, just points down, says, look at this massive erection. I feel like that's. That's a game changer. Especially.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Titus]

Especially.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm like, if Ethan's drops.

[Big Cat]

No erections.

[Lucas]

No erection. First sign of an erection, and you are out.

[TJ]

Out.

[Lucas]

What.

[Ethan]

What about.

[Big Cat]

I can never play?

[Lucas]

No boners, no bonus.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

That's inhumane.

[Lucas]

All right, boners are back in. Owners are back in.

[Titus]

No boners.

[Brandon Walker]

If Ethan drops his pants and starts jerking off. It's weirder if people stay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna have to bounce the people that stay.

[Big Cat]

Of course. He's gonna have to do the whole thing with one hand.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Lucas]

Oh, I just got a delivery. The. Okay. I can't say, but I gotta go.

[Titus]

All right.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Lucas]

Thanks, guys.

[Kate]

The bag of snakes is here. Gotta go. Is that the only food they're getting then is random asparagus?

[Brandon Walker]

No, there's. There's ways you can win food.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Ask this question.

[Titus]

Is he too happy? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So. So here's the thing.

[Titus]

Speaking of erection, I think he got up because he has an erection. Talking about this is making him rock hard.

[Big Cat]

I just noticed that. But. But at the end of most after dark streams, he's flustered, he's mad at the chat, he's harrumphing, He's. You guys are unfair. But this one, where he's calling shots, he is giddy with anticipation of what he can do to these people.

[Titus]

Yeah. No, I'm. I'm slightly concerned.

[Big Cat]

Were you just putting down masturbating with one hand? No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Undoing the jeans.

[Big Cat]

Undoing the jeans.

[Brandon Walker]

Hardcock.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you got unbuttoned with one. You gotta, you know, like it's all.

[Kate]

All right.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

As opposed to two handed.

[Titus]

Two hands is obviously better, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's what I was wondering.

[Brandon Walker]

I was like, yeah, no, whenever I can two handle.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Someone. I want full coverage of my piece. So.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't want to see a penis while I'm jerking.

[Big Cat]

I like to do it under a dome. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

But you know, desperate times for one hand.

[Big Cat]

So we have another. We haven't. We have that stream. But also, I think Family Feud goes live tonight.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

That's right. Family Feud in the first. I believe. Che, you're in the first one. I'm in the one that comes out tomorrow. Yes, sir. So it's. It's team KFC against team pft. Is that right? PFC was called the Grinders because they had Gruden on it. Okay, so tonight we'll have one episode which is those two teams. Tomorrow night it'll be my team against Whit and Kirk. And then the championship will be Wednesday night. This is all at 7pm Eastern tonight. 7pm Eastern tomorrow night, 7pm Eastern Wednesday night. And by Wednesday night, we will know who is going to be on the Feud with. With Dave. So. So watch that tonight as well. Yep.

[Titus]

And you guys are. You guys did play Family Feud.

[Big Cat]

We did it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. And it was. It was fun. And it's. I think it's entertaining and enjoyable. I think.

[Titus]

Who are the people asked for the survey? I think said 100 people.

[Big Cat]

So the crazy part is I think for his universe, a dozen universe. Jeff D. Lowe had like done these hundred question surveys years ago.

[Titus]

He's got a group of 100 people

[Brandon Walker]

out there as a team.

[Big Cat]

I think he had surveys in his back pocket.

[Titus]

Oh, shit.

[Big Cat]

And I don't know why. I think he. Maybe he's tried to soft launch this idea before, but that's neither here nor there. But I would say four or five people over the next two days. Maybe even more than that. Six or seven. No spoilers. But just have some electric fucking moments. Just. Just watch that.

[TJ]

There's a moment that it was on the big show would be on. Best Family Feud moments of all time. Compilations forever.

[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

All right, so that sets up the night, the day and night of content.

[Danny]

I really don't think Meek, Phil and Liam should be favorites because they crumble without their phones.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Big Cat]

And they're both big time ball watchers.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know the last time those guys have been without a phone.

[Kate]

Right.

[Kyle]

I think people are inflating this with like a sedentary competition. No, it's how it's enduring. Misery, suffering. And it's a lot, a lot of it's going to be mental toughness. Ethan.

[Brandon Walker]

Ethan, do you like asparagus?

[Ethan]

I honestly don't know if I've ever had it, now that I think about it.

[Big Cat]

But you say that Danny and I feel like 20 of the 22 people in there are chronically addicted to their phones. Like everybody. Most of us are addicted.

[Titus]

We all are.

[Danny]

True. We at least have concrete proof though. We've seen Meek freak out once. Clemmer took his phone. Yeah, that was a. That was kind of an outrageous reaction.

[Big Cat]

And he didn't know how to get

[Brandon Walker]

to the Meek smash his own phone.

[Danny]

Yes, my fault. Meek smashed his own phone.

[Big Cat]

He didn't know how to get to the Apple store either.

[Danny]

It was 10 blocks away. How is he supposed to get there without his phone? So Yeah. A lot of different elements going on,

[Big Cat]

but Klimmer is part of this.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so Klemmer and Meek could fire up Meek and Rico could fire up Meek also promised today. I think he said it on what. But he might said during commercial break he'll have Bosco quitting within five minutes. That's what Meek said.

[Titus]

I think. I think this will be a legendary stream.

[Kyle]

I think it would.

[Titus]

I think. I think something that'll happen in this stream will be Talked about in 10 years at this company.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think. I think we got a shot.

[Titus]

I think we got a shot now.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate, do you think the bucket is unfair towards women?

[Kate]

I've worse.

[Titus]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

There it is. Case closed.

[Titus]

Plastic treasure chest. Should throw a treasure chest in there for the women.

[Big Cat]

Just back a minivan.

[Danny]

And the girls aren't gonna even feel comfortable announcing. They have to.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Big Cat]

Just don't. Yeah.

[Titus]

If the girl. I mean, if you have to, you

[Brandon Walker]

don't in the bucket.

[Kate]

But I feel like everybody's gonna say they have to just for a break at some point anyway. So I feel like it's fine to say, oh, I have to.

[Brandon Walker]

And like, watch history they're following just drops, plummets. Everybody mass unfollows or it gets more followers. Oh, that could be it.

[Kate]

Yeah. I don't know if they're gonna end up changing the ruling on that or whatever, because I did look on it, though. Some of the ladies are mad, but who knows? I wouldn't count out Megan making money either.

[Brandon Walker]

Kids.

[Kate]

She's very competitive. No, no. I think people with kids, you guys are all saying, oh, people with kids are going to drop first. People with kids have the most expenses. We're desperate also.

[Brandon Walker]

They're the people that want to go home the least.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

And we've been through some.

[Kate]

And we've been through some. Yeah, I've. I've taken a poop with someone trying to sit on my lap.

[Big Cat]

You know, it's the beef. Yeah. Sorry about that.

[Danny]

Didn't see you there.

[Kate]

I feel like we're kind of more dead inside to these things.

[Kyle]

I'd rather marinate in a cellar filled with. With and fumes than wrangle toddlers feed them.

[Kate]

They'd be with a beautiful milk child who loves.

[Big Cat]

But you're a former toddler wrangler, aren't you?

[Kyle]

I could only do that for an hour.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It is really odd.

[Kate]

I heard Dante didn't make it. Part of me was like, I wonder if I should text pad and see if I can take a break. Pete, do it in a bucket.

[Big Cat]

All right, final four contenders.

[Titus]

These are the analytics here.

[Big Cat]

That's Spider.

[Kate]

Who decided this? This the analytics. Oh, the analytics department.

[TJ]

It's a great account.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Family impact, financial security, job requirements, medical capacity. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Happy to be here at the bottom. Didn't Clemmer do this? Basically he had a bed. He had a. He had a baseball almanac or something that he was. Yeah, he did it to his levels of comfort, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he very much comfort. Yeah, he slept a lot. So the favorite is Spider.

[Big Cat]

I think that's really disrespecting. Klimmer down there at 74.

[Titus]

Is that. Who's second?

[Kate]

This is. What's the difference between a sleeper and a dark horse?

[Brandon Walker]

That's a really, really good question.

[Big Cat]

Well, the sleepers and dark horses, you know the difference. If you see the difference.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I think I'd rather be a dark horse than a sleeper, definitely.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Four way tie for second place.

[Titus]

That feels Dante in the happiest.

[Kate]

I think Megan's a final four contender. I think people are crazy to count her out.

[Titus]

Happy to be here for Dante. He's not even here. Yeah, it's not even accurate.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not here.

[Titus]

Happy to not be here.

[Big Cat]

Do we. Do we have any. You know, Big Cat obviously is on the show and he's out at Vegas with all the. The bachelor party and then they'll have their live show. Do we have any reports from the bachelor party?

[Brandon Walker]

There was the John Summit tweet of

[Big Cat]

Dante falling off the.

[Brandon Walker]

And spilled drinks on the hose.

[Kate]

Calling everyone whack and then.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, that was. That was mean by both of them.

[Kate]

Yes. Yes.

[Big Cat]

What did. Oh, Nikki Smokes tweeted if. If a. If a long shot like Golden Tempo could win the Kentucky Derby. Kentucky Derby.

[Kyle]

You're done.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Kentucky dirbag.

[Big Cat]

As long as I can win the dirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Then I can put meat on anything. And he made it like an inspirational tweet about him putting meat on anything.

[Brandon Walker]

It was. Yeah, it was inspiring.

[Titus]

How much of a long shot was.

[Big Cat]

Was golden tempo 23 to 1, I think, bro, if that horse can come back from the dead last and win the Derby, I can put meat on anything.

[Titus]

Put that in context. What is that?

[Kate]

He can bang any woman.

[Titus]

20. I meant golden Temple.

[Big Cat]

I don't know that the odds were the big thing. The big thing was how far from behind. Yeah, I realized anything have been taken the wrong way. I mean, pussy. I think golden tempo is like 25 or 26 to 1.

[Titus]

Yeah, we said that And I was asking for more clarification.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he. Is he saying he could come from behind?

[Big Cat]

But he's. He's got inspirational tweets about.

[TJ]

It's a pretty long shot.

[Big Cat]

Hoes.

[Brandon Walker]

It was.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Made me. It amped me up when I saw that it was inspirational.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But I haven't heard any other stories from Bachelor Party.

[Kyle]

Nothing. They must have really got after it.

[TJ]

PMT dropped this morning. Recapping it.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll have to check that out.

[Titus]

What is the program called?

[TJ]

Pmt.

[Titus]

Pmt. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. More specific.

[Titus]

I'll have to Google that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, check that out.

[Titus]

Give that a listen.

[Kate]

Did they recap the der Bay as well or.

[Big Cat]

Guys, I have one minor misspeak.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a big boo boo.

[Big Cat]

It wasn't even that big. Kentucky Derbay. It could be called that in certain circles.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kate]

It.

[Big Cat]

Kate, thoughts on the first female horse trainer winning the Kentucky Derby?

[Kate]

I thought it was cool. I. I don't really follow that stuff, but that's about. I thought it was really cool. It's a boys club for sure. And I think it's. She's been really nice on interviews, being like, oh, it's no big deal. Whatever. It's cool to. You know, for little girls.

[Big Cat]

Dude, that video of her kicking her feet.

[Kate]

I bet she's had to deal with some dumb. Coming up.

[Titus]

She's not even. The horse isn't even winning at that point or. No, it is.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

The kicking feet was celebrating the win. Or was it like, was she.

[Brandon Walker]

Did she see a mouse?

[Big Cat]

I think kicking feet was getting it across.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

She was on Wake Up Today. She was cool as hell.

[Kate]

I saw that. Yes. I thought that was cool. She seems awesome. And then I thought, I'm following the horse now, and the horse account's pretty funny.

[Brandon Walker]

The horse is funny.

[Kate]

It's a funny horse.

[Brandon Walker]

What's. What's he posting?

[Kate]

He was chatting up other horses before the race. He's doing. He's doing funny stuff.

[Kyle]

Has there ever been any, like, evidence that horses can feel pride after a win?

[Kate]

That's a great question. I wonder, like, do you think the horse knows it won something? Yeah, I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I think it probably notices it. It's probably getting more attention now.

[TJ]

I would assume Secretary used to, like, pose for photos.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Secretary was a bad.

[TJ]

Yeah, my God, like, puff out its chest and, like, pose for pictures.

[Kate]

Okay. I saw this stat again. I don't know if anything's true on the Internet before, but, like, 17 of the 19 horses were from like that's their grandpa.

[Big Cat]

Secretary was put. He was putting meat on stuff.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, he really was.

[Big Cat]

And he was, he was getting bank for putting meat on stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

So, yeah. Like if your horse wins the Kentucky Derby, how much are you set for life? Just selling sperm?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kate]

Pretty much. Yes.

[Big Cat]

For sure. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, how much is a one load?

[Big Cat]

I don't know, but it's, it's a lot. The stud fees are crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Your collection needs to grow a little

[Big Cat]

bit, you know, some secretary sperm or it's just horse sperm at all. Establish sires commanding fees of over a hundred thousand to over 200,000 per live foal. So every time it pops out a kid, you get $200,000. And I'm sure Secretary was getting top dollar. The ones I feel bad for are the teasing stallions.

[Kate]

What's that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they. They'll. They'll have the other lady in there ready to go. They'll bring a teasing stallion. Stallion in there to I guess get up on her, get next to her and get her ready to receive. Then they walk the main horse in there. Now this is. They also sell the sperm, but you know what I'm saying.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Big Cat]

I think they're. Am I making this up? No, they're teasing stallions that are used to get their engines revved up and then they get out of the way.

[Brandon Walker]

Better looking horses.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. So the big horse cock can come like a fluffer.

[Kate]

Sheesh.

[Brandon Walker]

But it's a reverse.

[Titus]

So it's getting the.

[Ethan]

Yeah, I didn't think it worked.

[Big Cat]

That intact male horse used in breeding programs to determine if mares are in estrus. Receptive debris. It gets some work.

[Brandon Walker]

Just tell if the women are horny.

[Big Cat]

Right. And then they.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The real fucker comes in.

[Big Cat]

It does the foreplay.

[Brandon Walker]

But that other horse, are they popping the dick out and getting the semen or are they letting the horse get pregnant from.

[Big Cat]

I don't know that part. I think. I think there's two ways they can do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

I think they can. They can milk the semen out of the horse or they can just let it bust up in there.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah. They pulled out and put a fake

[Ethan]

pussy drink that come.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's right.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Would you rather be a prize winning racehorse or a. Yes. Blue jay?

[Brandon Walker]

Like a Toronto Blue Jay?

[Big Cat]

No, like a bird. Why? Why? They have very annoying. And what, what, what world is Blue Jay better than prize winning horse?

[Danny]

They could do whatever they want. They're not whipped.

[Big Cat]

I don't think. I don't think a blue jay has a longer life than a horror. Secretary Lived to like 2000, 2006, didn't he? How old? Secretary lived to like 35 or 6. Okay. Blue Jays lived five to seven years.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll take the prize winning horse that gets to for a living.

[Big Cat]

I thought horses only lived a couple years. Secretary ran as a 3 year old, run every race from age 3 to age 32. He was treated like a king and whenever he wanted to, but he still wasn't free. He was pretty free.

[Ethan]

Yeah. About as close to free as you can get as a racehorse.

[Big Cat]

I mean, if that's the price for being free. Yeah. I'd like to live like the other

[Danny]

horses are like, oh, man, you're the fucking man.

[Brandon Walker]

I guarantee you the horses he was getting was primo too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I was getting good horse pussy.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And I bet other horses were like, damn, you're the fucking man.

[Kyle]

I don't. There's some South American horses who get primo. Human, Colombian.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's true.

[Kyle]

Remote villages.

[Brandon Walker]

That's true.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[TJ]

That's free.

[Big Cat]

Change it to prize winning racehorse or a bald eagle. Similar lifespan. Why? What? You just pray you're pushing Big bird.

[Kyle]

Decent question. I'm high on birds. I've always said if I could be an animal, would be a bird. I'd like. Sue me. I'd love to fly to heights.

[Kate]

You do like to fish.

[Big Cat]

It is very interesting. But you're still talking prize winning wild animal against animal that gets to live the lap of luxury.

[Titus]

God forbid you roll your ankle. You get as a prize winning horse though.

[Brandon Walker]

But if you've already won the prize.

[Big Cat]

If you already won. Surprised you're just.

[Brandon Walker]

Aren't they getting like massaged every day?

[Titus]

What if you're walking over to and you roll your ankle?

[Big Cat]

I think you're fine. They'll just.

[Titus]

They won't shoot you.

[Big Cat]

No, I think they'll let you rest on that. They just. You just can't race on it. I think. I think they're killing you if you roll your horses.

[Brandon Walker]

Just total. If they break their ankle?

[Kate]

Pretty much, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They can't be fixed.

[Titus]

No, they.

[Brandon Walker]

We haven't figured that out.

[Titus]

I don't have the technology.

[Big Cat]

I think we're just. We're not sending our best doctors on this. Yeah.

[Danny]

Or it'll still just never be the same.

[Big Cat]

I feel like horses are getting a raw deal when we just say, nope, your ankle's broken, you're dead.

[Titus]

I thought Brandon Walker Brought perhaps the worst either or in the history of barstool sports to mostly sports this morning. And I can't stop thinking about it. Since we're on the Kentucky Derby and doing hypotheticals. Would you. Well, I guess it wasn't yours. It was, it was Dan Patrick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The Dan Patrick show. Yeah.

[Titus]

Would. What was it?

[Big Cat]

Would, Would you, would you, would you accept. Would you take a Triple crown win if it meant being jockey height the rest of your life?

[Titus]

Would you, in exchange for being the height of a jockey, you get to be the jockey that won three horse races?

[Brandon Walker]

Absolutely.

[Lucas]

Yes.

[Kyle]

No, the way y' all talk, would

[Big Cat]

you be 5:1 for the rest of your life if you reach the pinnacle of your chosen field, horse racing? Right.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's a no brainer.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Big Cat]

I thought yes too. Heath leans. It's the stomach said yes. You're.

[Titus]

So you're saying yes now?

[Big Cat]

I kind of lean. Yes.

[Titus]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

That's why I asked the question.

[Titus]

That's. That's one of the worst hypothetical.

[Big Cat]

You wouldn't take five.

[Titus]

I wouldn't take. I wouldn't take like $10 million to be five foot tall.

[Kate]

The jockey that won this one has a hot wife and like three kids.

[Big Cat]

10 million a year for the rest of your life. Five 1.

[Kyle]

They're also not making great money. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they not?

[Kyle]

I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

I think the most successful jockeys make a good living. I think you're like caddies.

[Kyle]

You have to win.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't think like the third place jockey got that much money. Maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I'm wrong.

[Big Cat]

Okay, well, 10. 10 of whatever it was a little less than 10.

[Titus]

Yeah. I thought that was crazy.

[Big Cat]

So you wouldn't, you wouldn't take five one. Okay. I thought that was a decent hypothetical from, from the boys over there.

[Titus]

I think, I think Evo pointed out that you're just a tall man that doesn't understand the plight of a five foot one man.

[Big Cat]

But I have. What I have is gold. I, I'm willing to give up the gold for a little bit of Triple crown.

[Titus]

You're taking it for granted is what I'm saying. You spend. Oh, you walk around for three hours as a five foot one man, you would lose your mind.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

I think, I don't know.

[Big Cat]

As someone that's four, five. There we go. I would do almost anything to be 5:1. As someone that's 4.

[Kyle]

Five.

[Big Cat]

Win, win.

[Brandon Walker]

Take the height.

[Titus]

Good point. So I was like, yeah, I'll take

[Big Cat]

that all of a Sudden Z's a Triple Crown winner and he's six inches tall.

[Brandon Walker]

The best day of my life. We should have asked.

[Titus]

My apologies. Maybe it's not as obvious.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I. I just. I just think, you know, in.

[Titus]

I was. I was surprised because I. I think you. I didn't realize you. You held Triple Crown jockeys in such esteem.

[Big Cat]

No, I think if you.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think I could. I definitely couldn't name one.

[Big Cat]

If you are jockey and you'd be the top, top, top of your field. Right. You. You would. You would skyrocket to superstardom within your space. Not maybe not in the worldwide space. Sure. So maybe in order just to go to 5:1, I would need worldwide superstardom.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Worldwide fame, stuff like that.

[Titus]

Like the best yo yoer, for example.

[Big Cat]

Well, again, no, because I don't think there's money in that.

[Titus]

The top yo yoer in the world. Yeah.

[TJ]

If you were Triple Crown winning jockey too, like, you should have a pretty easy time getting into commentary or like a post. A career post jockey.

[Titus]

Yeah. Well, you work in media.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You could have. Brendan, you could have various shows if you were.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

How many shows we're talking 3, 5, 7.

[Titus]

The Triple Crown in you.

[Big Cat]

How many are getting canceled because of the first woman trainer?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. All right, all right. Yeah. Tell me about.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

Do you have a photo of you guys smiling in front of it?

[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

What is it?

[Big Cat]

Well, on the Mostly Sports channel, you can find it on YouTube. There's video from my trip to the wiener dog race video clocked in at 11 and a half minutes.

[Lucas]

Really?

[Big Cat]

So people say I'm just mincing and I just go down there to do a couple little things. A little video. Well, I stretched Mincy's grift out to 11 minutes of grift, so suck on

[Brandon Walker]

that across how many days?

[Big Cat]

I was only there four days, Nick.

[Lucas]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

Four days.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, how many, how many minutes content does that say?

[Big Cat]

Four days, 11 minutes.

[Kyle]

So you're doing almost a quarter dozen minutes a day.

[Big Cat]

I think. I think you guys owe Brandon an apology.

[Ethan]

It's like five.

[Brandon Walker]

What did you leave on the cutting room floor?

[Big Cat]

Oh my God, Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Little food review.

[Big Cat]

Couple food reviews. Couple of me walking around at the stadiums high fiving people. A couple of me going like this. You don't even fucking know, Dude. I was, I was channeling Mincy. You don't. You hadn't even heard about.

[Danny]

I do.

[Titus]

The whole video is from Starkville. No, parts of the video were like recaps or like stuff from only studio. Only one to stage or anything.

[Big Cat]

Only one two and a half minute part was from the studio. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, so just opens with a little

[Titus]

bit of a recap. So this wasn't even footage from the.

[Big Cat]

And there you go. I'm in Starkville right there. I'm wearing my, I'm wearing my jersey.

[Titus]

It's really about 10 minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

So all the players jersey are you wearing?

[Big Cat]

All the Mitzi allegations can go right out the window because I, I gave you 10 good minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you film the event or did you recap the event afterwards?

[Big Cat]

Buddy, I recap the. Out of that event.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So.

[Kate]

And you're putting it out many, many days after the event. Something Mincy would never do.

[Big Cat]

It's already. It came out, came out Saturday. I went to the show Saturday.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I do love the most underrated part of Mincy pitching like a four day quote unquote business trip just to give a recap of a concert. Yeah. Even if it was good, we can't use it because it's illegal music in the background.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's usually like when you do a food recommendation, you're like, okay, I'll go try that. You can't go back in time to that concert.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Are we, are we sure Mincy's gonna make it for this thing?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Because like you said you guys played trivia this morning. He was in Milwaukee.

[TJ]

He was mentally tailgating.

[Big Cat]

I don't love his chances of getting to Milwaukee from Milwaukee. Chicago and four hours even though should take a normal human.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, he's taking the Amtrak successfully. I don't know.

[Kate]

Could be dicey.

[Big Cat]

Mentally tailgating. He could have just been tailgating.

[Kyle]

What was.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, what is that?

[TJ]

What if we did this yesterday? Five and a half hours before Canadian Lightning game seven?

[Titus]

I already mentally.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what that means at all.

[TJ]

What does mentally tailgating look like for a game that you have no.

[Danny]

Mentally.

[Big Cat]

But you're not at mentally.

[TJ]

Sitting on the back of a pickup truck.

[Brandon Walker]

Do the Canadians and Lightning dislike each other?

[Ethan]

Right. It was an intense series.

[Brandon Walker]

It is.

[Ethan]

It's over now.

[TJ]

Does he like hockey?

[Ethan]

No.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Ethan]

That was like one of his follow up tweets was now I gotta start getting into hockey.

[Danny]

I'm mentally.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I don't. Drinking in a parking lot already mentally.

[TJ]

Tailgating.

[Brandon Walker]

Already mentally.

[Ethan]

Naming as many players as he can.

[Brandon Walker]

Tailgating.

[TJ]

It's like. I swear it pains me how interested I was to know what Mentally.

[Kyle]

What does that.

[Danny]

In my mind I'm drinking in a parking lot.

[Brandon Walker]

What are the responses to this? I'm really mean.

[Titus]

Aren't you in Milwaukee?

[Kyle]

It's the other brains.

[Titus]

Mean yourself.

[Kyle]

It's pretty nice.

[Kate]

Yeah. That's fine.

[Kyle]

You're not a single person gives a

[Brandon Walker]

really mean.

[Titus]

Really? Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's pretty mean.

[TJ]

A lot of people just thought I meant do drums.

[Big Cat]

Drugs.

[TJ]

Like was he just like doing acid and then watching the game?

[Kyle]

Brain is just.

[Brandon Walker]

But do people do drugs at hockey?

[Danny]

Not at a tailgate either. No one's taking acid as. As like the warm up.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a. Has he ever tweeted mentally tailgate before? I wonder what that.

[Kate]

I don't envision this is that. What if we're dumb and that's like a thing people say but I can't imagine.

[Danny]

I love the phrase.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he. Is he always doing that?

[Danny]

I just don't know what it means.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Mentally preparing.

[Ethan]

Is that.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. Interesting tweet, Ethan.

[Ethan]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

How's it feel to be back in the building back in Chicago?

[Ethan]

It feels way quicker. The turnaround.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Way quicker than I thought it.

[Kyle]

I hear a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you feel like this is almost like a job interview kind of thing?

[Ethan]

No. I don't like to put any pressure on myself like that. So I won't.

[Kyle]

I kind of want to do that to you.

[Titus]

Yeah. Do you think there's a world where.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Maybe that doing this stream can get you a job.

[Ethan]

Yeah, you know what? Maybe that. Well, yeah, but, like, maybe for the wrong reasons. There are wrong reasons. And, like, like, oh, yeah, wow. If I just, like, spit in Rico's face, like, I'm sure that would get, like, a lot of views or something, but that's not particularly something I want to do. I like Rico, so that was just an example.

[Big Cat]

But.

[Brandon Walker]

But do you feel like there's a. There could be a moment tonight that it's just like, oh, we got to get this guy back?

[Ethan]

I can't envision anything. I can't mentally tailgate what's about to go down.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

How about this? I need you to win. Win for me.

[Ethan]

Yeah. That's honestly what I need.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you need motivation?

[Ethan]

I know, to be like, hey, we rely on you. Hey, Ethan, Like, I will really start.

[Kyle]

I'll really start.

[Ethan]

Well, because, really, that's the thing that starts to eat away at me, even in playing these poker tournaments and stuff. That's why I like to post my poker update. It's. It's because it holds me accountable. Like, I have to do well.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Like, I can't just my chips off. So if I. If I know I have people relying on me.

[Kate]

Can we make Ethan the official yak selection for the. To be the winner for this?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're representing us.

[Brandon Walker]

You're sponsored by our guy.

[Kate]

We're sponsoring.

[Ethan]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

So you're more motivated if you're. If it's like a gambling competition. Right. If there's a chance you will not win money, would you want to set up your pay structure at barstool? Like, you don't perform well. You just don't get paid that week.

[Ethan]

Yeah, well. Well, yeah, that wouldn't bother me. I don't think, like, mentally, maybe in

[Brandon Walker]

literal, like a subconscious motivation of like.

[Ethan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need some. I am the type of guy who needs, like, a little, like, hey, come

[Big Cat]

on, get up and go if you're guaranteed.

[Brandon Walker]

Because if I'm up to my paycheck every two weeks.

[Ethan]

Yeah. If I'm up to, like, my own. Well, that's the back to when we were talking about me earlier at barstool when I stopped getting paid is when I actually did work.

[Brandon Walker]

Because you wanted to get paid again.

[Ethan]

Because I wanted to get paid again. But when I was paid, I was not doing work.

[Big Cat]

So that's not. I wouldn't leave with that, though. So we should probably put you in yak merch.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

For sponsoring.

[Big Cat]

For sponsoring them.

[Ethan]

It's kind of doing an all black business thing. Do we have any black yet?

[Kate]

Merch?

[Big Cat]

Not a bar stool? No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

You're doing an all black business thing. That's fine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Nothing says business like an NBA hoodie and sweatpants.

[Ethan]

Who would I have to talk to? In theory, to get like a yak like poker players wear like patches on their clothes.

[Big Cat]

You want a yak patch?

[Ethan]

I would like a yak like poker pro.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess us.

[Big Cat]

Probably us. Yeah.

[Titus]

But probably.

[Ethan]

Well, it's not. I'm not like techn. Texting Big cat. Can I get a yak pack?

[Brandon Walker]

Why not?

[TJ]

We could talk.

[Ethan]

Well, I don't think he's. It's the line. Who would actually be able to do it.

[TJ]

I can help you out.

[Ethan]

Okay. Thank you, tj.

[TJ]

Or I mean, we have like polos and shirts and if you want.

[Ethan]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. I was just thinking the patches because

[Big Cat]

your stance on a yak tattoo.

[Ethan]

Got no tattoos.

[Titus]

Stefan.

[Big Cat]

Stefan, you the man. Hell, Stefan just hates. That's the smallest ladder I've ever seen.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, yeah, there's not that ladder going to do that. It's built like a big ladder.

[Ethan]

Swanton bomb.

[Big Cat]

You like horn swaggle, little guy. What do you think about woods?

[Ethan]

And think I'm not a big new day guy, so I don't really.

[Big Cat]

New day is the best. What's wrong with you?

[Ethan]

I. I don't like a lot of popular wrestling.

[Big Cat]

The new day rocks.

[Ethan]

A bit of a mark.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ethan]

A smart rather, but.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you let the Internet tell you who like. Yeah, you let Meltzer tell you who like.

[Ethan]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Jim Cornett.

[Big Cat]

But. Oh my God. Hey. Dude, he sucks. Oh, are you serious? You listen to Cornette's podcast?

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's why you're such a loser every

[Brandon Walker]

once in a while.

[Ethan]

What do you think about Gunther?

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Ethan]

You like Gunther?

[Big Cat]

He's fine.

[Ethan]

Best thing going.

[Big Cat]

Is that what Uncle Jim told you?

[Ethan]

Oh, that's what I think. That's what I think. I think.

[Big Cat]

You're such a. You're such a.

[TJ]

It's not the best thing going.

[Kyle]

The best thing going is Gunther.

[Brandon Walker]

No, even Kyle knows it ain't Gunther.

[Ethan]

Comes out. Can't be. Slaps the sleeper on you 20 times. Wears you down. How's that the best everybody.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it entertaining?

[Ethan]

Everybody gets so upset. Everybody gets so upset. Like, oh, how. How can he do it?

[Big Cat]

This is so boring.

[Ethan]

And he comes out here and just sleep or hold.

[Big Cat]

You're not even old enough to have seen Cornette perform that much and you just listen to him blindly.

[Ethan]

Midnight Express.

[Big Cat]

You don't know him.

[Titus]

Ethan's provocative talking wrestling.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. This has really good.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

You start a podcast like John Cena.

[Big Cat]

You just like the hipster stuff from 30 years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't like John Cena?

[Ethan]

Not a Cena guy. He's always more of an Orton guy. Like, as a kid, Cena didn't, like, do it for me. I would turn it on and it would be like, oh, Cena's gonna win, Ethan.

[Big Cat]

What it.

[Kyle]

Relax. You're starting to not work.

[Brandon Walker]

You're starting to prepare.

[Kyle]

Save it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Are there other things like wrestling that you get animated talking over the Grizz?

[Ethan]

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Adam Silver is one of the worst human beings ever lived.

[Big Cat]

Agreed.

[Ethan]

Why would the Memphis Grizzlies start playing games in Nashville? I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Memphis is.

[Big Cat]

Because they're gonna move to Nashville because Memphis sucks so much.

[Ethan]

Tell me all the other teams that play Split City. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, maybe they're prepping to move.

[Ethan]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Cat]

I kind of like to still root

[Brandon Walker]

for them if they're not the members.

[Ethan]

I'm getting power swept on all things.

[Big Cat]

As we build your. As we build this thing out where you're doing stuff, just start ripping takes like this.

[Ethan]

Yeah. You know, I'm not. I'm a reactionary person. Like, somebody has to say, like, I'm not just, like, thinking of things.

[Big Cat]

Can't come up with your own takes.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

You reacts.

[Ethan]

I'm re. Yeah. Yes. So like, you saying new day. Did you like. No, I'm not really a big new day guy. No. Oh, remember all those Kofi Kingston when he saved himself from being eliminated from the row? Give me a break.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Sorry for coming up with cool and unique ways to entertain the audience every day.

[Ethan]

It was really cool and unique. The seventh year in a row.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Coming up with seven different ways to do it as opposed to the boring elimination everybody else does.

[Ethan]

He kept his feet on the steel steps.

[Big Cat]

Did you see how athletic he had to be to do that? He jumped.

[Ethan]

I'm just saying.

[Brandon Walker]

He was like, how's Gunther saying

[Big Cat]

over the post?

[Ethan]

Gunther has the long.

[Kyle]

Sell us on Gunther.

[Ethan]

Gunther. Has he beat Ric Flair's or he beat Rey Mysterio, who beat Ric Flair is the longest time in the Royal Rumble ever. So the Royal Rumble match, nobody has lasted longer than Gunther.

[Big Cat]

Fact. That's a. That's a canned thing. That's a planned thing they did. I'm talking about nobody who makes your eyeballs pop out of your head.

[Ethan]

I'm also not a Rey Mysterio guy.

[Big Cat]

You're not anybody guy. You're just a hating guy. I love this super crazy. You're just whoever. Whoever Corny tells you to hate this week. I hate him.

[Ethan]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

I know guys like you. I've lost. I've lost friendships over. I've lost friends on this podcast. I got a friend from Starkville that stood. That is it. That is crazy about that podcast. And basically told me never to say his name. Fuck you, Charlie.

[Brandon Walker]

But you got a boy at home that you.

[Big Cat]

That I lost to the Cornet podcast. And I'm not really.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you lost a boy to the corner?

[Big Cat]

I'm not going to lose another.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the Cornet podcast?

[Big Cat]

It's Jim Cornett's podcast.

[Ethan]

Really? It's this older guy who was a manager for.

[Big Cat]

He has takes and takes and takes and takes and he hates everything. He hates everything.

[Ethan]

Bitter and sour.

[Big Cat]

He doesn't like anybody. But I don't watch any.

[Ethan]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't listen to Cornette like Gunther.

[Lucas]

Brandon.

[Ethan]

I'll watch like.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I don't listen to him.

[Ethan]

I don't listen to it that often. That's why I'm getting.

[Big Cat]

I'm not losing another boy.

[Ethan]

Blowing me up.

[Big Cat]

Too good of a boy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you sound. Your voice is, like, cracking.

[Big Cat]

You're too good of a boy. You're too good of a boy. And I'm not gonna let it happen to you. It happened. I already lost Charles.

[Brandon Walker]

Charlie, just do drugs.

[Ethan]

Can I listen to Pritchard at least?

[Big Cat]

You can listen to Pressure. Pritchard's cool.

[Titus]

All right?

[Big Cat]

I mean, any of the Conrad Thompson properties you can listen to.

[Ethan]

And I knew you would say that.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know anything that's going on right now.

[Big Cat]

Everybody shut up and let me talk to Ethan for a second. What's. What's the problem with Conrad?

[Ethan]

Dumps houses with Conrad. You need a mortgage for your house. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You see, sponsors?

[Ethan]

It's 25 minutes of a 35 minute video on YouTube.

[Big Cat]

Fine.

[Ethan]

That's why I don't. He's fine at what he does.

[Big Cat]

All right. Fine. I said fine. It's fine.

[TJ]

We'll.

[Big Cat]

We'll move on. We'll move. Sorry.

[Ethan]

I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

It's okay.

[Kyle]

Does Cornet get political?

[Big Cat]

Oh, buddy. Yeah, buddy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Titus]

What is he.

[Ethan]

You would think if you didn't know anything and you just thought like. Like I describe it to you like Southern wrestling promoter.

[Big Cat]

You would think one way, but one

[Ethan]

weather it's the other way guy, he

[Kyle]

like calls Melania the first cunt.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Ethan]

No, like pretty much.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Yeah. No, he's very heavy in it, but you know, you like Jeff Jarrett.

[Big Cat]

He's fine. I don't care. Should we talk off the air about this stuff? Yeah, I mean, I used to have a podcast.

[Ethan]

Yeah, it was.

[Big Cat]

What? What?

[Ethan]

Never invited.

[Big Cat]

But I didn't know you. You didn't tell anybody you had interest. Nobody knew you had interest.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the thing. You hide all your interest.

[Big Cat]

Nobody knew you had very good at

[Ethan]

hiding what I mean.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The only thing people know that you're interested in are the Memphis Grizzlies because you wear it constantly.

[Ethan]

Yes, it is.

[Big Cat]

And one time I wore a Grizzlies pullover and you like dat me up. It's like we're boys now.

[Ethan]

Actually, I. You wore a John Morant jersey on a Thursday or whatever. I DM'd you. Hey, nice jersey. Aired.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you aired him?

[Big Cat]

What? Did I DM you back? No, I did too.

[Ethan]

No, absolutely not.

[Big Cat]

Not.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it on Instagram? Brandon's not.

[Big Cat]

That's Katie Stats. She famously doesn't like you. I'll run it. Listen, we should.

[Brandon Walker]

But like you.

[Big Cat]

You show, have dinner together.

[Brandon Walker]

You show that you're into the Grizzlies by wearing it. But you don't even talk about the Grizzlies, do you?

[Ethan]

Well, there's not much to talk about this year and they're running my boy out of town there. It ran two hours already. Had to watch Desmond Bain sit in the corner while Paul Bunchero ball hogged the whole game. It's tough. It's tough. And then I see clips Jaren Jackson, Desmond Bain courtside at in Orlando celebrating Desmond Baines 3 John Misspoke, but he's cry.

[Big Cat]

I misspoke earlier and they killed me. Just one Kentucky Derby and you're dead.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys a pretty cool duo.

[Big Cat]

I love you guys.

[Ethan]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. I was. I was one of your biggest supporters. I know when you worked at the.

[Ethan]

We had a talk earlier.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, we did. We did.

[Ethan]

Well, it was more so me talking to you and you walking away, but that's fine.

[Big Cat]

See, this is how reputations, this is how falsehoods become accepted as truth. I did not walk away. I hugged you. I full body hugged you. I hugged you to the point where I was like, this is too much of a hug for this kid. Kid. But it was. Did I hug you you did hug. Was it a real hug?

[Ethan]

It was a real hug. Both arms.

[Brandon Walker]

Ethan, did you hear? He didn't thank this lady for her gumbo when we played roofball at her house.

[Kyle]

That's right.

[Ethan]

You didn't say thank you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's a long line.

[Big Cat]

Oh, don't bring those lion pieces of. Up. Don't bring those lion.

[Danny]

What a pool.

[Big Cat]

Jackass. Piece of cool. So right.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I remember that. Michael's wife.

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't like their dog.

[Kate]

Yeah. Wasn't he mean to the dog?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I wish I'd have put that dog down.

[Kyle]

Mean to the dog. Didn't say, thanks you for the gum.

[Big Cat]

I got on my knees, ripped the

[Kyle]

ladle right out of her hand.

[Big Cat]

I got on my knees.

[Brandon Walker]

And a hug right out of the lad.

[Big Cat]

I got on my knees. The dog was an English bulldog. I got on my knees. I was, oh, my God, give me this dog. I just love this dog. And then there was lion pieces of ladle business.

[Kyle]

Said it needed salt. Said, oh, this is healthy.

[Ethan]

Was it like you put the whole

[Brandon Walker]

ladle in your mouth

[Big Cat]

in jol.

[Ethan]

Was that more of like a Lenny from a Mice and Men thing where they're worried that, like, you're going to hurt the dog?

[Big Cat]

Well, I never watched that show, but it was. It was a. It was. That guy's a lion piece of.

[Brandon Walker]

That was the first time I saw you truly mad.

[Big Cat]

It's the f. This. The I do think in barstool history, and I pushed a guy once. I think that's the maddest I've ever. Because that was a complete fabrication based on the. The. The. The stuff that. The reputation y' all give me on the act and Complete lie. It is so funny that. That he just tweeted.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He didn't thank my wife.

[Kyle]

That's diabolical.

[Brandon Walker]

It's, like, the meanest. The thing is, everybody's gonna believe him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you believe.

[Brandon Walker]

Because, like, why would you make that up?

[Big Cat]

That guy's a losing piece of loser. A liar. He knows a liar, too. Yeah. Everybody was nice.

[Kyle]

All the yak guys were great. Brandon didn't thank my wife. And did he ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Genuine anger.

[Big Cat]

No. I mean, I blocked him in.

[Kyle]

Double down. Did he double down?

[Big Cat]

I don't think he doubled down. I think he knows how strong, how stupid he was, and he's kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

I do think he ended up, like, pulling back a little bit.

[Big Cat]

No, lion piece of.

[Brandon Walker]

We need a house for a roof ball again.

[Danny]

Did he have a picture of something in his bathroom?

[Brandon Walker]

Bathroom? You do you have a picture?

[Danny]

It was, like, a bad picture.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I know. He's. He was an LSU guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Was he?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's why we. That's why I had jambalaya and gumbo. Jambalaya. And was it, hey, I'm gonna call a spade a spade. I'm never gonna lie on somebody delicious jambalaya.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not what you told.

[Big Cat]

Fantastic jump. And I loved it. And I kept going back and just. Just. Fucking liar. I'll never out unless. It would take a lot for me to forgive that son of a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that enemy number one?

[Kyle]

You gotta unblock them.

[Big Cat]

It's that guy. One Nardini, too. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. You know how bad you got to be to get number one over that? Jesus Christ.

[Kyle]

Can I tell you, Nardini was pretty. She never did anything directly to you.

[Danny]

Right?

[Big Cat]

I'll jump. Slap kick you on the.

[Brandon Walker]

I did see.

[TJ]

Coach Doug's tweeted out a roofball technology update.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Maybe he could, like, help us out.

[Big Cat]

He.

[TJ]

I don't know if he invented this, but technology, a laser, our tv.

[Big Cat]

We don't have a TV right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa.

[TJ]

Why don't you see Decision?

[Big Cat]

Because I was in my rant about that lion piece of.

[Danny]

Once I get.

[Brandon Walker]

I like getting you going, man.

[Titus]

That was good.

[Big Cat]

There's. There's very.

[Kyle]

You have to unblock them. That's like you conceding the victory. You got to give him an opportunity to compete.

[Big Cat]

I don't remember his name.

[Brandon Walker]

He built, like, a roof attachment.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this you can put on any roof.

[Brandon Walker]

Can the ball roll around it, though?

[Kyle]

Great. Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

With that lip.

[Kate]

Smart.

[Brandon Walker]

That is smart. That's awesome.

[Big Cat]

I think. I mean, you have to have a little bounce to the ball, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[TJ]

I don't know if that was his invention or not, but maybe.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty cool.

[TJ]

We could utilize because we still are having trouble finding the usable roof we have.

[Brandon Walker]

That house.

[Kyle]

Does that motivate you guys?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kyle]

Like, to have a garage where you're working with tools, projects. I see that, and I like.

[Titus]

I want to.

[Kyle]

I think that would give me so much fulfillment.

[Titus]

My garage is awful.

[Big Cat]

I have once, twice a year. I'll clean my garage. It'll be clean and empty, and I'll be, like, so much possibility here. Oh, my God. Things I can do in two weeks. It's filled with boxes, Christmas trees, and everything else, and. And there's nothing I can do. I'm never, ever gonna accomplish something in my garage. Will you ever accomplish something in your garage?

[Titus]

No, dude. It sucks, and I want to so badly. We're not men. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's such a great feeling to have a garage filled of possibility, and then you just don't do anything in it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Just a pile of spider webs and procadima boards and those, like, baskets. Those lacrosse type baskets.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Imagine neighbors walking by and hearing you on your tables.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

And they're like, I bet he's up to something.

[Kyle]

Working on new tech.

[Brandon Walker]

We're the opposite of men. I had to hire a guy this morning from Wayfair to put together my kitchen table, and he was just kind of yelling at me, calling me Christopher to help him flip the table over. And my fiance was right there, and I didn't correct him. He was just yelling Christopher at me. I think you can hear it on the dozen. He's yelling from upstairs. Yelling for Christmas. Christopher never stopped him. Paid him 100 bucks to put together a table for 15 minutes.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Whenever I. The task rabbit comes over, I just hide in the shower and loofah my ass. Like, doof my ass until he's gone.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's so embarrassing.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

See this?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Pile spoiler. That's bad.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I. I knew when it happened.

[Kyle]

It's been a rough three days. This is the best it's looked in a while.

[Big Cat]

When water hits that from a shower, that's got a sting.

[Ethan]

What's that problem?

[Kyle]

Look at the bruise around it, too.

[Ethan]

Soccer guys are sliding around on hardwood out there.

[Kyle]

Turf, Turf.

[Brandon Walker]

Turf.

[Big Cat]

Turf, Bro, why'd you think that was hardwood? Well, we thought we did it.

[Ethan]

Oh, yeah? I thought you just put goals out there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, we. We. We rent places for our.

[Ethan]

I, like, severely messed up my hip playing indoor soccer for a while because there's this celebration in FIFA called the brick fall, where you just dive on your side and just land full force on your side.

[Big Cat]

What does that look like?

[Brandon Walker]

Don't show us

[Ethan]

on end. Allegedly. It's like kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you just hit your hip really hard, dude.

[Big Cat]

Sidewalk. You could have. You could have nerfed that a little bit really loud.

[Brandon Walker]

Also, TJ could have just pulled it up. Up.

[Ethan]

Oh, that hurt. Now you see my dilemma. I was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you expecting this floor to be softer?

[Ethan]

Well, maybe it had some carpet on it.

[Titus]

What were you doing?

[Ethan]

Soccer. Like, oh, score a goal, pop the boys. I'm so.

[Big Cat]

But they're playing on grass when they do that.

[Ethan]

I'm just too addicted to popping the boys. Getting a Pop from the boys. And I was doing. Yes, yes. This.

[Big Cat]

He's running. He's running. He's running this.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's a video game.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Ethan]

But I would do it in real life on the hardwood. Gym, court, running.

[Big Cat]

That's. That's a celebration tailor made for grass and for virtual.

[Kyle]

Dude, this isn't real footage.

[Brandon Walker]

You hit really hard. I don't know if that conveyed.

[Kyle]

Really impressive that you did that to yourself.

[Big Cat]

Sound like a golf ball.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you play indoor soccer?

[Ethan]

I used to. Well, when I was playing soccer all the time.

[Brandon Walker]

When was that?

[Big Cat]

That makes sense.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, those.

[Ethan]

Those overlapped.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you're playing soccer all the time? Over overlap.

[Ethan]

Man of many hats, age 5.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good coincidence to have happening to be playing soccer during your.

[Big Cat]

Oh, your soccer playing happened while you're playing soccer?

[Ethan]

Well, actually, no.

[Brandon Walker]

What a stroke of luck.

[Ethan]

I wasn't playing soccer the last time I played soccer, but. I wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

How that. How'd that go when you were playing soccer? Weren't playing.

[Ethan]

Ah, not good.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the boys,

[Brandon Walker]

they're warming up.

[Titus]

We got to get you on board for next year's barstool.

[Ethan]

Was this. This whole plot.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he get, like, an aftermarket strap for that backpack? Is that an extender?

[Big Cat]

That is.

[Kyle]

That is not regulation. Strike.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he get that custom made?

[Ethan]

How does it.

[Big Cat]

How.

[Kyle]

How does he.

[Brandon Walker]

He knock. That's where all his money's going. Dude got a strap, man.

[Big Cat]

Downtown. What?

[Brandon Walker]

Got to go down to the strap, man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What the.

[Kyle]

Hold on. My files are done by my ankle.

[Big Cat]

Where he get that?

[Brandon Walker]

That's aftermarket.

[Ethan]

This is such. They're running this right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Here, you want to go in there?

[Ethan]

You don't want to get in there.

[Titus]

Get in there.

[Big Cat]

Good luck.

[Kyle]

Look, try on that knapsack.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, put it on real quick while the camera's on you. Can you put it on?

[Big Cat]

What is Clemmer testing out? Right?

[Titus]

I'll go.

[Ethan]

I'll go in and, like, just stick my arm underneath his arm and, like, kind of slither it off his dude.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, do that.

[Ethan]

Which. Which way is that?

[Big Cat]

That way? Yeah, I'll show you.

[Kate]

Bring us the backpack, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

All right. Yeah.

[Titus]

You gotta get the man,

[Big Cat]

right?

[Titus]

There goes so many people.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it'll.

[Titus]

I thought that room was bigger, and then now I see it. It does not look big at all.

[Kate]

Cramped in there makes it a lot worse.

[Big Cat]

What position would you guys want? I feel like meek Phil in the

[Kyle]

hood is probably the best I'd be in. The kind of Sit. Car. It's sitting on the chair, right?

[Kate]

I think you said you can't be.

[Danny]

Not the size. He still explains where it is.

[Kate]

Oh, Ethan's never gonna find it.

[Brandon Walker]

He hit the ground really hard.

[Kate]

He hit the ground so hard.

[Titus]

So funny. I saw this on a video game. What happens when he plays Grand Theft Auto.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, Right. Kills a hooker. He's showing some passion and interest and emotions.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

And I liked what.

[Kyle]

Yeah, loved it.

[Brandon Walker]

What if it was just off putting the second he started caring.

[Big Cat]

I'd like to get the boy around for some sports talk.

[Kyle]

I know he could talk sports.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Get in there, get in there, get in there.

[TJ]

Ethan, weak ass wrestling too.

[Big Cat]

I agree.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I love chops.

[Titus]

He got you guys fired up.

[Big Cat]

He's a non cena guy, but you can't be a non cena guy and then be like, Orton's exciting. What are you talking about?

[TJ]

I was gonna say Gunther's the best thing in wrestling right now. Bro's not watching AAA though, on aaa

[Big Cat]

Bros not watching Mexican wrestling.

[TJ]

The best thing in wrestling right now is two fake luchadors who are both the most over guys in all of wrestling. And they're feuding over like a real Mexican wrestling storyline.

[Big Cat]

El Grande Americano.

[TJ]

Two guys named El Grande Americano, both of which are not Mexican.

[Danny]

That strap is too funny.

[Brandon Walker]

It's huge.

[Kyle]

Kyle, where did Chad Gable the rest? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It had to.

[Ethan]

Julius Creed.

[Kyle]

I like it had to have broke, right?

[Danny]

No, but he holding the end of it.

[Big Cat]

I think he just kept.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he holding it like a.

[Danny]

You can't adjust it to make it that long.

[Kate]

Go ahead, Ethan.

[Big Cat]

Ethan just.

[Brandon Walker]

He's about to quit because, like, what would that look like off his body, that one strap?

[Kyle]

You're right.

[Brandon Walker]

That's like a sumo circle sized strat.

[Danny]

Why is he wearing.

[Kyle]

No one's acknowledging Ethan.

[Brandon Walker]

Poor guy.

[Big Cat]

Do your celebration. He also promised he'd get that bag for us. Not even not tempted.

[Kate]

Look at that.

[Brandon Walker]

What is he waving?

[Kate]

Oh, he's frozen.

[Danny]

I don't get it.

[Big Cat]

How heavy is it, you think?

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kate]

What is he.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he carrying?

[Kate]

Yes. What the is in Ben Mince's backpack? I need to know.

[Brandon Walker]

And why does he still have it?

[Kyle]

So much more effort.

[Brandon Walker]

It's already on the ground.

[Kyle]

Let it rest.

[Danny]

Dangling from his shoulder.

[Brandon Walker]

If the other strap was on, what would that look like?

[Big Cat]

I'd be.

[Kate]

It'd be at his ass, under his ass cheeks.

[Big Cat]

It's a mobile chair that he sits down on.

[Danny]

Yeah, because you have to assume the other strap has Zero slack.

[Big Cat]

Has to.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's not like the other strap goes to the other side, right?

[Danny]

It's not really how bad.

[Big Cat]

You don't think it's like a. Like a sweatshirt drawstring?

[Ethan]

Oh, maybe.

[Big Cat]

So, Brandon, what's the name of the female Mexican wrestler with the big old booty? You have to narrow that one down for me, buddy. You'd know who.

[Ethan]

Who am I talking about?

[Brandon Walker]

How big of an ass, Steve?

[Kyle]

Yeah, how big? Compare it to a non ass. The size.

[Big Cat]

I don't understand the question.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, you're doing a caramel review.

[Big Cat]

Is it like a.

[Kyle]

How many quarters?

[Big Cat]

Is it like, ooh, that ass is gross, it's so big. Or is it? Oh, it's the perfect amount. Oh, that thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Could you handle all that?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kate]

Respectful.

[Kyle]

Respectful.

[Big Cat]

So there's a female Mexican riffer out there whose ass you could handle?

[Brandon Walker]

Respectfully, I could handle all that.

[Kyle]

You could get in there.

[Big Cat]

It came across across my Twitter time on the other day.

[Titus]

No.

[Kyle]

You know what they probably did is AI their ass to be bigger, like they're doing with Ronda Rousey.

[Brandon Walker]

Could you kiss her from behind without it sliding.

[Titus]

A day?

[Brandon Walker]

That's how you know you found the one. Hey, I don't know if your mic's off or what.

[Kyle]

Jay, can you kiss her from behind without it sliding out?

[Big Cat]

What are you googling right now? Ch. Mexican wrestler.

[Titus]

How big is her ass?

[Big Cat]

I don't. I. The caption was generic. Her name was Lost something.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy.

[Big Cat]

Well, he. That might be. It was an H, I think. I don't know. We gotta find out. Tj, Help me out.

[Titus]

I gotta see this ass.

[Big Cat]

This better be Che.

[Kyle]

Is it L A H E, I

[Big Cat]

D, R A, maybe. I'd have to see this picture. Za had that shit quick.

[Brandon Walker]

He had it quick.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. No, I got it.

[Titus]

I got it.

[Ethan]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

I got it. I'm going to DM it to tj. Goodness gracious.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, you could. You could handle that?

[Big Cat]

This. This ass stopped you in your tracks.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it did.

[Brandon Walker]

What were you doing at the time

[Big Cat]

when you saw the a. Oh, all right. So there's. From the front. Okay, That's a big old booty.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Big butt is

[Big Cat]

okay. She's going to use it now. Yeah.

[Ethan]

Oh, all right.

[Big Cat]

So, Che, when does your wrestling training start?

[Titus]

You're saying Gunther doesn't have all that, is what you're saying? Jay, I'm.

[Big Cat]

I'm not familiar with Gunther's work, but I know. And you're familiar with that young lady's? Work. Just, just from that clip. Just from that clip. Yeah. And when you saw that stop me in my tracks. Yeah, it wouldn't for you.

[Kate]

All right.

[Big Cat]

You know, without, without going further if that, if that one excites you. I feel like the world of wrestling has a lot of wonders for you right now. Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What I'm trying to say is there's better. There's, there's, there's a lot of asses in the game.

[Brandon Walker]

There's better asses.

[Big Cat]

Oh really? Oh, yeah, there's a lot.

[Titus]

It's a pretty good ass.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Titus]

That is a good. That is a great ass, Jay.

[Big Cat]

There's a lot of asses in the game. Game.

[Kyle]

Well, it depends on his.

[Titus]

If you, if you continue to see asses like that, please bring them to me.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Are you a mass hound or more shape.

[Big Cat]

Sound? No, I think, I think a shape.

[Brandon Walker]

You're laughing. I know a junkie when I hear one. I know a cheek junkie.

[Big Cat]

To my knowledge, Z doesn't watch wrestling or anything, but as soon as he said wrestle with a big ass, I

[Brandon Walker]

got the up on his, got the

[Kyle]

pay per view bought.

[Kate]

I feel like you could be like, you know that astronomer with a huge ass.

[Lucas]

Yes.

[Titus]

Orange Trouble.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

He just can't help himself.

[Big Cat]

Ch, that was a great question. Thank you.

[Lucas]

That was.

[Brandon Walker]

Can there be too much ass in your mind, Steve?

[Big Cat]

Yes, yes. Zions.

[Kyle]

Zions died.

[Big Cat]

You know.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a fake ass, right?

[Big Cat]

That's fake.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it has to be, Steve.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, doctor. Yes. Okay, okay, okay. But the ass is real, Steven. Just relax. No TJ saying it's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, no, it's, it's tangible. You could grab it. But it's made. But it's man made.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yes, correct, Correct, correct, correct.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that man made man made ass.

[Big Cat]

I've been trying to read the last two ads for a while and I just can't. I'm not.

[Brandon Walker]

Now's a good time.

[TJ]

You're gonna need a moment.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm not there yet.

[Kate]

Would you guys rather have a partner with an ass like that or.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Danny]

More ass talk or wait for the ass?

[Kate]

Hear me out. Be a blue jay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh. A good six year run as a

[Brandon Walker]

blue Jay like Paul Blue Jay wife. Yeah,

[Kate]

Think about it.

[Brandon Walker]

We need to talk about something wholesome.

[Kyle]

Have you ever been told you can't handle that?

[Big Cat]

Brandon And I've always agreed.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kyle]

Anybody they would over like I remember when like in high school, like a sophomore would date a Junior. And they'd be like he can't handle that. What are you talking about? He's like five, two. Handle what?

[Big Cat]

If anybody's ever said the phrase you're not going to be able to handle that. I've always taken them at their work.

[Kyle]

But you are from a.

[Brandon Walker]

You got to trust me.

[Kyle]

You're in a different league.

[Big Cat]

I'm an easily asset. Intimidated or intimidated by any part of the female body. I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you ever. No. No.

[Big Cat]

It's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Not right to ask.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you know I have brother tried and failed. No. No. I don't know that I've ever gotten to a task and deemed it too. Too.

[Brandon Walker]

There's nothing more shameful than having to let him know I can't handle you.

[Big Cat]

Look at the. Look at the boys.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

Tommy Smokes. And Clemmer.

[Brandon Walker]

I love seeing Clemmer around.

[Kate]

Me too.

[Big Cat]

I've got a. I want to ask Clemmer maybe something we did. Can I draw yalls attention to the purple hat wall?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's. There's a. If you look at Tennessee, it has a purple hat right in the middle of it. Kentucky has a purple hat right in the middle of it. But then there's a purple hat there. That light purple hat right there. What state does that belong to?

[Kyle]

West Memphis or Missouri.

[Big Cat]

Is already taken. Missouri's already taken. Kentucky's already taken.

[Kate]

Might be. Is this Georgia Cape?

[Ethan]

Georgia.

[Big Cat]

Georgia's way over there. Where?

[Kate]

Who's next to it?

[Big Cat]

That's Mississippi and Alabama. But why would it be hanging right there is what I'm saying.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good question.

[Big Cat]

Oh me just why did Meatball, in the most feminine fashion possible, throw a basketball?

[Kyle]

Miniature basketball.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's in your head. He's trolling you hard.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you forgot about the terms and conditions.

[Big Cat]

Stop. One sentence short, and I apologize.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, good.

[TJ]

Did you see the. The ad Dave tweeted out today?

[Big Cat]

Which Dave, Wait, was f. Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Titus]

Fol.

[Kyle]

Are you touching the drink?

[Big Cat]

I was looking for a transfusion.

[Ethan]

High Noon doesn't make transfusions, fasoli. You know that.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Kyle]

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[Big Cat]

Go find it before it's gone.

[Titus]

Oh, he's the man.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm so happy for him.

[Kyle]

Yeah, me too.

[Big Cat]

Dude, how happy was he making that commercial?

[Brandon Walker]

He has. That has to be the best day of his life.

[Danny]

We need that face as a cutout in local liquor stores.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God,

[Titus]

man.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a star.

[Danny]

Would it be. Would it be kind of funny to abruptly end early just so they have to get started right away and they're in a frenzy?

[Brandon Walker]

You'd be Dante over.

[Danny]

He's not gonna make it.

[Big Cat]

There's no way. I have a time filler if we need it.

[Danny]

Not even for time filler reasons.

[Brandon Walker]

I think just to get him going earlier.

[Kyle]

Going. Yeah. Pull the fire alarm. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you humming?

[Big Cat]

Let me tell. I got one more to. Oh. Got one more to tell you about.

[Danny]

Idea.

[Big Cat]

Bad idea. I just don't want to sign off on it because I get. I get the angriest DM saying you ended the yak a minute and a half earlier. So summer is coming, and we can't wait to do. What are we doing on. Mostly we're doing outdoor boys recreation.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Might go to a concert. Might do some landscaping at Mark's house, too.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Might do all that stuff. And summer is summer. Summer's here today in Chicago finally. Yeah, for, like, 24 hours.

[Kate]

Beautiful out.

[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

brand. You want some trivia?

[Big Cat]

Yes, I do, Kyle.

[Kyle]

There are four birthdays this weekend.

[Big Cat]

Sure.

[Kyle]

All veteran stars of sports. Okay, I'll tell you them.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Dwayne Johnson, David Beckham, Paul George, Kyle Busch. Which one of them has competed the most in professional competitions, whether it's races, games or wrestling matches?

[Big Cat]

Beckham.

[Kyle]

And what is the number?

[Big Cat]

Beckham, Bush, Rock and George.

[Brandon Walker]

Paul George.

[Ethan]

Paul George.

[Big Cat]

Paul George. Probably. We're talking about probably 12 years now of basketball races. Okay, I'm gonna say it's the Rock with wrestling matches. Do you have the answer and what is the number? I'm gonna say the rock from 96 to 03, which was his career at large. He's probably doing 200 a year. Actually, now that I think about it, that doesn't add up. So it has to be more than 200 years. So I'm gonna say he competed in just under 2000 matches. What do you think

[Kyle]

he did? 855.

[Big Cat]

That's. That's so he definitely not first because Paul George has more games than that Paul George does. Is it Paul George?

[Kyle]

Paul George, he has 1070.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And Beckham, I gotta get better at hosting.

[Brandon Walker]

So.

[Kyle]

So many things to say. It's Kyle Busch. 1300.

[Ethan]

Really?

[Kate]

Oh, I didn't know they raced that off.

[Big Cat]

Rock had a pretty short career too. Like his, his full time career was 96. End of 96 to like, I guess beginning of 03. And then he had some big breaks. Bush has been doing it for two decades, but I would have guessed Rock

[Kyle]

was a lot less. David Beckham last 839. Just below the Rock.

[Big Cat]

How many is racing do a year? Like they start in February, they end in November. They probably do 35 to 40 a year.

[Kyle]

I didn't know that.

[Big Cat]

I don't know the answer. Huh. Good trivia.

[Brandon Walker]

Speaking of racing, Titus, are you going to take up that IndyCar driver?

[Titus]

He just called me.

[Kate]

Me.

[Titus]

No, that's crazy. He called me. I. Yeah, five minutes ago. And I'll call him after the act. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty cool.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like starstruck.

[Big Cat]

Y' all are just gonna be friends?

[Titus]

Yeah, I think so. Yeah. I'm going. I'm gonna go do it, I think in a couple weeks. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna do a lap?

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm gonna get in that.

[Kyle]

Oh, absolutely.

[Titus]

200 miles an hour. I think. Crazy. I'm not scared for I'm I'm not like scared we're gonna crash. I'm scared that I'm gonna just voluntarily. My pants, that might happen and my neck is gonna snap in half. That's what I would.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you rather be scared or underwhelmed?

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. Under, like, it's just kind of lame

[Brandon Walker]

than they're going scared in the moment,

[Big Cat]

but it leads to a great memory.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cuz underwhelming taunts them, taints the memory.

[Titus]

Yeah. And this is why, like when he was here and he's like offering all like, I, I, I'm scared to. I, I like the relationship I have with that race right now and I'm scared to get in the car. And yeah, maybe it's underwhelming. Maybe like, like he's like, hey man, come to the pits. Come, come meet everybody. And then I meet everybody and I'm like, I don't know. I just like where I'm at right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but there's no chance you get underwhelmed.

[Titus]

Yeah, there's no chance. I also think that, like, I, when I, when I get opportunities to do this stuff, I don't think I deserve it. And I'm just kind of like, this is insane. Like, you're the. A two seater at like, what do I aspire to if I can, if I can go 200 miles an hour at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, what's the point of the rest of my life?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

He said as his daughter almost turned one.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I miss having had no experiences or no travel because everything was mystifying. The options.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, when I've only been to like Cleveland and Pittsburgh, I'd like the, the thought of like LA or Miami or Nashville was like, oh my God, imagine. Still, I still have that, That's Connor Griffin experience.

[Titus]

That's what Connor does, everybody, every day of his life.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's like, Connor got to Vegas, he was there for 10 minutes and he was like, I love Vegas. Holy.

[Brandon Walker]

Before I worked here, I'd been on a plane like four times.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, I missed that too, Kyle. Experiencing things for the first, like in

[Kyle]

your head, you build it up. It's like, yeah, really enchanting, mystifying. And you're like, oh, man, that's. I still have that to experience. Then you go to a few cities and you're like, ah, they're all kind of the same.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Go to a few events.

[Titus]

It'll be fun. I'm, I'm doing it a couple weeks. We're going to do A vlog should be about 10 to 15 minutes long.

[Kate]

That is going to be there one day you're going to have.

[Titus]

Yeah, I think we're doing it like next Thursday.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there a way you could squeeze 11 minutes or just 15 minutes out of a day?

[Titus]

I'm going to be out all week. I think it's just a one day thing at ims, but I'm going to actually just not come to work all week.

[Big Cat]

He'll have to use an intro from our show we've already done.

[Kyle]

Probably that is the best event I think that I've ever been to. The Indy 500.

[Titus]

Really?

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, it's pretty sick.

[Big Cat]

Is it that good? Cuz he speaks about it like it's, it's glowing reviews.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's something about the energy. Everything about it.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I want to go.

[Titus]

It's so fun.

[Big Cat]

Seems like a headache to me.

[Danny]

Did you go to the concert, Kyle?

[Titus]

This.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that made it. That helped, I guess.

[Titus]

But yeah, Brandon's a hater. But that's okay.

[Big Cat]

I'm not a hater. I just, I, I'm intimidated by it. Yeah, it seems bigger than I would enjoy.

[Kyle]

Boy, I was overwhelmed by how big it is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like it's huge.

[Kate]

But if you go with somebody who knows the lay of the land and who has done it many times before, it's actually like really smooth.

[Titus]

Where would Brandon find a person such as this? I know that's the problem with him.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Titus]

I don't know who. Yeah, who would sign up for that with him?

[Kate]

A lot of sun.

[Kyle]

It starts early. I love waking up early. Everything about the sun is anti ends early.

[Brandon Walker]

You're an early morning guy.

[Big Cat]

I'm an early morning guy, but I'm, I'm not a sun guy. I'm not allowed noises guy. Yeah, like it's, it's all. The recipe is bad for me.

[Kate]

Also, I know a lot of places have a tailgate scene, but this one is different. This one is like compared to Talladega.

[Big Cat]

And I'm not saying better or worse. I'm saying Talladega is like a show.

[Kate]

Right?

[Big Cat]

You've been there?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Is it like classier, I would hope.

[Kate]

Depends on where you go.

[Kyle]

Okay, compare it. But it is trashy, but in like a more midwestern friendly way.

[Big Cat]

Maybe like an accessibly likable trashy way.

[Kate]

It's like walking through a neighborhood almost of. I don't know, I can't explain it,

[Big Cat]

but it's awesome because Talladega is. If you go in the wrong Spot is the trashiest of the trash. And they revel in the trash.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They wouldn't be offended by you saying that.

[Big Cat]

No. And I mean, titty's hanging low. Are titties out Indy?

[Kate]

Certainly, certainly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. It's the milk rings.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that what you saw? Your first set?

[Titus]

There's a reason they drink milk when you win. Let's just put it that way.

[Big Cat]

I didn't realize tits were out at Indy. Are tits out at every big time race?

[Kate]

I guess.

[Big Cat]

Are races just. Do they draw titties? Because you've seen these, these gals going viral now. These, these young NASCAR girls just squeezing their tits.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't. I haven't seen that.

[Big Cat]

That's. That's the thing right now that people are like, this is what NASCAR needs more of. And it's just like these blonde girls all. All going like this.

[Titus]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know their names or anything.

[Brandon Walker]

We're really hanging you out to dry.

[Big Cat]

We've all really are.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah,

[Danny]

yeah. I feel like that one girl who dated Jake Paul started the movement. She was at the World Series game behind home plate. And then you have the girls, like the one at the Oilers game. Titties are back and flashing them is in.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I think that girl's working for Playboy now.

[Big Cat]

Working for him?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, behind the scenes secretary, audio, doing page design. That's still working for him. Right.

[Big Cat]

She knows InDesign their shirt off Creative Suite. Well, did you learn InDesign or Quark? It's Quark still a thing.

[Brandon Walker]

I just did InDesign.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I learned on both.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Danny]

When?

[Big Cat]

The 2000s. I learned Quark first.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that for more newspaper?

[Big Cat]

It's all newspaper. Yeah, yeah. InDesign can be used for many things.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Quark is just news.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's specifically newspaper.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's exciting, exciting stuff. And now I think, Danny, we can.

[Danny]

Or we can go longer and that will throw them off too.

[TJ]

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[Big Cat]

Roback. Oh, who's got it?

[Brandon Walker]

There should be a sliver on the wheel where we go an hour longer.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

Big cat's back tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I know. I think the live show's tomorrow.

[Titus]

Live shows tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

I think he's back Wednesday.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I think he's back Wednesday. All right, let's do it. All right, go watch the stream. Everybody. Get your straws. Yeah. Style stay for a while. Is the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah.

[Titus]

It's diamond.

[TJ]

All right, don't touch that dial. We'll kick you over to the after dark stream. My vote to win, Give me Diorios. Crazy ass. Give me spider. All right, love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Ethan]

Bye.