Only Mintzy Could Get Away With This On A Plane: The Yak 2-11-26

Summary

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The Yak – "Only Mintzy Could Get Away With This On A Plane"

February 11, 2026
Hosted by: Nick, Brandon Walker, Kyle (KBNoSwag), Kate, Danny, Eddie, TJ, and others
Main Theme:
A laidback roundtable of Barstool personalities riffing on viral office happenings, coworker oddities, spontaneous debates on airplane etiquette, and a signature breakdown of the "Mincy on a Plane" debacle; peppered with freewheeling pop-culture banter, irreverent humor, and classic The Yak inside jokes.

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Episode Overview

The Yak crew gathers for another unpredictable session, tackling the viral photo of Mintzy sprawling out on an airplane, trading stories about seating etiquette, first-class food hierarchies, and critiquing coworker living situations. The episode flows from the specifics of Mintzy’s infamous in-flight pose into candid office anecdotes, recurring debates about social norms, and the classic Barstool blend of playful shaming, self-deprecation, and inside references. The show wraps with offbeat musings, pop-culture rabbit holes, and plans for upcoming wheel spins.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Improv Comedy, "Whose Line Is It Anyway?", and Funny-Looking Guys

[02:01 – 06:00]

• The crew riff on improv comedy roots, with Eddie revealing past improv team glory (“Smart Small Faces”).
• Debate over the enduring value of shows like "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"—Colin Mochrie vs. Ryan Stiles discussed at length.
• "Who’s the funniest looking guy at Barstool?"—Mintzy, Meek Phil, and others considered, with Nick noting:

  "Meek Phil looks like he should be funny, but he's not funny at f***ing all." (Nick, [05:04])

• They acknowledge the comedic aura certain people project ("You look at Chris Farley, you know that motherf***er's gonna be funny" — Nick, [05:22]).

2. The Viral "Mintzy Plane Photo" Breakdown

[07:27 – 13:00]

• This episode’s centerpiece: a detailed, mock-forensic breakdown of Mintzy’s infamous photo sprawled out on a plane—feet in aisle, shoes off, using Goldfinger as a pillow, seat reclined unnecessarily.
• Heated debate ensues regarding the cardinal sin:
  • TJ: “Should we rank them?” Nick & Kate: “Feet in the aisle. If you’re taking your shoes off, got to hide the feet away.” ([08:33])
• Philosophical points made:

  "I don't think anybody should recline. It inconveniences someone else way more than it conveniences you." (Nick, [10:31])

• Stories shared about plane etiquette—Pat’s laptop famously destroyed by a reclined seat.

3. Airplane Upgrades, First Class Food, and Hot Towel Etiquette

[13:00 – 17:30]

• Air travel upgrades: where’s the price/comfort cutoff? Nick: “Anything over three [hours], you gotta get the best seat you can possibly.”
• Humorous first-class rituals—pre-ordering meals, surprise at hot towel use:

  "I dab my face too, right?" (Nick, [16:16]); "I take my shirt off, get in the pits." (Kate)

• Comments on the first-class/coach divide—everyone throws up their “ones” for solidarity.

4. Mintzy Roommate Lore & Barstool Apartment Tours

[21:00 – 27:00]

• Deep dive into Mintzy’s home life, featuring Deutsch crashing on his air mattress, discussions of living arrangements, the “famously cracked” toilet seat, and surprise at Mintzy’s unexpectedly clean place.
• They joke about the evolution from Mintzy having no chairs to his high-view apartment—cost of living disparities between locations get roasted.

5. Possessions and Hoarding: The Brandon Walker Collection

[28:29 – 30:00]

• Brandon is outed for hoarding collectibles; the crew pitches a "Barstool Swap Meet" at the National Card Convention.

  "Strictly for the stuff. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Hopefully my mom dies in the next couple years—I use her house." (Brandon, [29:10])

6. Celebrity Phone Contacts & Group Chat Stories

[42:31 – 45:18]

• Who has who in their phone? Who would actually answer?
• Fun with contact names from Eddie’s phone: “Ball Sack,” "Band Aid," "Combo Lock Guy," the lore that accumulates through absurd nicknames.

7. "Cranston," the Chicago Guys’ Anatomy Preferences, and ‘John Hamm’ Metaphors

[47:02 – 55:08]

• A wild, typically Yak-tangent into discussing White Sox Dave's anatomical tastes, new slang ("Cranston"), and odd Chicago-centered genitalia lore.
• Hilariously convoluted analogies ensue:

  "You want your handsome pussy? Like John Hamm." (Nick, [50:21]) "She must've had that John Hamm..." (Eddie, [51:50])

• The bit stretches to rating the attractiveness of celebrity body parts; Jack Osbourne is eviscerated as the go-to "ugly guy" reference.

8. Pop-Culture Detours: Vanna White, Dawson’s Creek, Showbiz Talk

[57:00 – 66:46]

• Trivia and anecdotes about Vanna White’s real name, prior relationships (including Mark Blutman!), and pondering why there aren’t more people named “Vanna.”

9. Audience Q&A, Missing Personalities & Emotional Sports Moments

[69:59 – 85:00]

• The group reflects on emotional sports celebrations—Fasoli’s Super Bowl suite tears versus KFC’s Jets-fan cynicism; Dukes' crying in a Dayton bar, and the line between sincere and clownable behavior.
• Nostalgia for Barstool characters "who looked like lifers," the unexpected directions people take after media life.

10. Random Riffs, Food in the Office, and Office Leftovers

[94:03 – 104:00]

• Who’s abusing office food perks, and how to strategically obtain seconds without shame.

  “You deputize someone else to get your second one, and a third person for your third—That’s why I got my sister hired in the first place, just to grab your food.” (Nick, [104:14])

11. Final Musings, The Wheel, and Episode Wind-Down

[114:30 – End]

• Classic Yak: spinning the wheel, references to upcoming content, poke at spring cleaning for the studio clutter.

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Most Notable Quotes & Moments

• Mintzy on Plane:

  "The feet are out in the aisle. The shoes are off. The belly's out. He's leaning on Goldfinger." (Nick, [08:05])

• Recline Debate:

  "I'm team never recline your seat on a plane." (Nick, [10:18])

• Barstool Apartment Tour:

  "[It’s] relatively clean, besides everything I own." (Kyle, [22:11]) "He has a picture of himself above the stove." (Brandon, [21:50])

• Contact Names:

  "Who's Ball Sack?" (Brandon, [44:53]) "Combo Lock Guy. I don't know what any of this means." (Eddie, [45:31])

• Chicago Anatomy Discourse:

  "You want your handsome pussy? Like John Hamm." (Nick, [50:21]) "I'm not talking about co-workers. Everyone's smooth. To me, it's a..." (Eddie)

• Stuff Hoarding:

  "I might have to buy a house just for my stuff, or build an extra shop." (Brandon, [29:08])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Topic | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|------------| | Improv, Whose Line, and funny looks | 02:01 – 06:00 | | Mintzy’s Viral Airplane Photo | 07:27 – 13:00 | | Airplane upgrades, first-class perks | 13:00 – 17:30 | | Mintzy’s apartment, Barstool living talk | 21:00 – 27:00 | | Brandon’s hoarding tendencies | 28:29 – 30:00 | | Barstool’s weird phone contacts | 42:31 – 45:18 | | The “John Hamm” anatomy bit | 47:02 – 55:08 | | Pop culture asides (Vanna White, TV) | 57:00 – 66:46 | | Emotional sports stories | 69:59 – 85:00 | | Office food shenanigans | 94:03 – 104:00| | The Wheel; episode wind-down | 114:30 – End |

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Tone & Flavor

Authentically irreverent and quick-witted, this episode showcases The Yak’s talent for transforming the mundane—airplane etiquette, open-office food politics, inside jokes—into comedic gold. The panel pokes fun at themselves, each other, and office lore, all while inviting listeners into the chaotic, sometimes absurd, but always entertaining Barstool universe.

For new listeners:
The episode is quintessential The Yak: equal parts group roast, spontaneous debate, and Barstool family album; a perfect snapshot of what happens when you let sports bloggers loose with a few viral photos, too many inside jokes, and infinite freedom.

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[Summary by The Yak Podcast Summarizer — structured for recap, reference, and catching up, even if you missed the show.]

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Nick]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Kate]

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[Nick]

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[Danny]

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[Kate]

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[Nick]

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[Kate]

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[Nick]

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[Danny]

Yeah, I like that. No, it kind of sucks.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Nick]

Dude. Well, that would make more sense if Stella was a cat, right?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm drinking some right now, and I've got a lot of questions.

[Nick]

Go ahead, give us one.

[Brandon Walker]

What's a question?

[Eddie]

This is me. That's me being curious.

[Nick]

We understood what it was, but we were giving you the opportunity to continue it.

[Kate]

We were.

[Brandon Walker]

We were improving.

[Nick]

Sure.

[Eddie]

Yes. And what's up with the moon?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, we got to send you.

[Danny]

That's accurate.

[Brandon Walker]

We should send you an improv class. I'm surprised you have.

[Nick]

She's definitely done.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to have been in New.

[Eddie]

York way before Barstool. I did improv. I was on an improv team called Smart Small Faces. We performed in Brooklyn a bunch.

[Nick]

Really?

[Eddie]

We still have, like, our old photos and a Facebook page or something like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Why were you the Small Faces?

[Eddie]

We don't know. We couldn't come up with a name. We actually all have pretty big moon like faces.

[Kate]

So you're thinking of a different name.

[Nick]

Brandon Small.

[Kate]

What you said.

[Nick]

No, I don't know what I was thinking. I was. I was being curious.

[Danny]

Oh, would you, like, stand in a line with like your fellow improv. And they would call out a prompt like, oh, let's see the. Give me your worst mailman.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Then you, you step up or let.

[Eddie]

The audience give us one.

[TJ]

Let me get a location.

[Eddie]

Like garden hose.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You had nothing for garden hose.

[Kate]

You just say no.

[Eddie]

That was just us saying no to everything.

[Kate]

Trying to.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Trying to find the right topic.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon has. Has whose line aged well.

[Nick]

So I think the. I think the Drew Carey one has. I cannot be less interested in the one that is owned currently.

[Brandon Walker]

But it's the same format.

[Nick]

It's the same guy.

[Kate]

Same.

[Brandon Walker]

Drew Carey wasn't.

[Nick]

And he wasn't that funny. No, he wasn't that funny. I don't know why. I just. I think those improv guys had about a four or five year window where it was going to be great and now they're still doing it. I bet it's as funny as it ever was. I just have no interest in watching it. But Colin Mochrie is coming to Waukegan in about a month and I'm going to go.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he going to be improving?

[Nick]

It's Mockery and Sherwood and they're going to be doing a two man improv show. And in my mind I'm gonna sit front row. They're gonna call me up, I'm gonna kill it and I'm gonna join them for a three man show the next night. And I'll be on their. I'll be on the show by the fall.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you dream of being on whose line?

[Nick]

I did.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you picking up household items?

[Nick]

I fucking loved whose line?

[TJ]

What would you have wanted to be? The guys who like arms they control or.

[Nick]

No, I want to be one of them.

[Brandon Walker]

There's no way.

[TJ]

Come on, Brand.

[Brandon Walker]

You couldn't do hoedown.

[Nick]

I couldn't do hoedown. I couldn't do the rap game. I couldn't do hoedown. I couldn't do any of the music.

[Kate]

Any of the music would have been tough music.

[Nick]

The music would have got me.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's your favorite?

[Nick]

So I. I like Ryan. I. I go back and forth between Ryan and Colin.

[Brandon Walker]

Only two correct answers.

[Nick]

I think Colin. I think Collins funniest, but I think Ryan made more sense to me. Tall guy, you know.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Fun hair.

[Nick]

And. And Ryan and the old British ones with. With Clive on Comedy Central. Ryan was funnier than Colin. Colin. Something happened to Colin over the years.

[Kate]

Well, Ryan. Ryan doesn't look funny, but then he is funny and it takes you off guard. Colin. It looks like he could be A funny guy.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So when you see him, you're like, yeah, this guy's gonna be funny.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Ryan just looks like any old guy.

[Nick]

And then he's funny.

[Kate]

Then he's funny. Like, where did that come from?

[Nick]

Funny.

[Brandon Walker]

As is our.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Our funniest looking barstool guy. The funniest. Who's the funniest looking barstool guy we got mincing.

[Nick]

Who looks the.

[Kate]

No, no, that's not.

[Nick]

It looks like he ought to be funny. Meek Phil looks like.

[Brandon Walker]

Meek Phil looks like he should be funny.

[Nick]

But he's not funny at fucking all right. He's not.

[Brandon Walker]

He's never tried to be funny, has he?

[Nick]

No, no. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's not. It's not in his bag, but he looks like it would be in his bag.

[TJ]

It's mincy.

[Brandon Walker]

It's mincy.

[Nick]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Kate]

Not funny looking.

[Nick]

Right, right, right.

[Brandon Walker]

Looks funny.

[Kate]

Looks like they would be funny.

[Nick]

You look at him like you look at Chris Farley. You know that motherfucker's gonna be.

[Eddie]

Funny guy.

[Kate]

Funny guy. You go to see a stand up, you've never heard of Chris Farley. You've never, you know nothing. He walks out on stage, in for a treat. Even if his standup's not good. You're like, this guy's going to be really.

[Nick]

You're chuckling a little. Yes. Who is our funniest looking guy? You look at him in the bar and you say, oh, that, that one.

[Kate]

Right there has to be funny.

[Nick]

That's the funny guy of the group.

[Eddie]

I feel like T. Bob has a little bit of like. That guy's a cutup. Like, you look at him, he's got kind of like a boyish face, but he's got. I don't know, I feel like guys that have that longer hair, little bit of a cutup, little bit long, bowl cut.

[Nick]

Now what about. What about Shay with the jaguar hair? Does he look.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no.

[Nick]

Okay. If I'm in a bar, I see him. I think, I think he might be a funny guy. I think you just think gay, Asian.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think like, like a. Yeah.

[Danny]

A wiry guy, but with like big hands and like a kind of like a sideways head.

[Nick]

Danny. Lance.

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Ethan.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

He looks like an 80s comic.

[Nick]

I did think Ethan was going to be funnier than he turned out to be.

[Kate]

Ethan, like raising one eyebrow in his headshot. Yeah, that Outside the comedy. Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

In a vertically striped, multi colored shirt.

[Kate]

Perfect. We got Ethan tonight. Two shows actually yeah, he could just go by Ethan.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll be like, that's funny. If he's ever done standup, who's the.

[Nick]

Least funny looking guy and why is it White Socks Dave?

[Brandon Walker]

White Socks Dave just looks. Yeah, he looks pissed.

[Kyle]

Angry person.

[Nick]

So was he on the. Was he on the flight today?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's the guys that are like, the liaisons that went out early.

[Nick]

The liaisons plus Miny.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think he's getting it done though, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think. But they're just going to an island beforehand. Doing, like, a travel video on an island.

[Eddie]

Doug. I wouldn't be surprised if Doug had a flower on his shirt that squirted water.

[Brandon Walker]

Doug looks funny.

[Eddie]

He looks like a guy who would zap you in the hand thing. Yeah.

[Danny]

Did you.

[Brandon Walker]

You broke down the picture this morning?

[Nick]

No, we haven't. I saved it for the act. I All. All I know is I. I told you guys four and five years ago that this. This was who he was, and nobody believed me. King of the South. King of the South. And this. This picture, this. It is the most stunning piece of artwork I've ever seen in my entire life.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's shocking to people, maybe outside of the walls, but inside of walls. I don't think you're shocked at all.

[Eddie]

No.

[Nick]

But even so, even though you know who he is and what he's about, this is even shocking for him. I know.

[Kyle]

It's not.

[Kate]

This is.

[Nick]

He reclined the seat for no reason.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. But it's. We've known this forever.

[Nick]

He. Okay, the feet are out in the aisle. The shoes are off. The belly's out.

[Brandon Walker]

He's leaning on Goldfinger.

[Nick]

He's leaning on Goldfinger. He's leaning across two seats. His seat is reclined. Inconvenience in the person behind him for no reason whatsoever. There's 50 things wrong with this product.

[TJ]

Should we rank them? I think the recline seat makes me.

[Nick]

You think that's the best? That's number one.

[TJ]

Just because it's serving him no purpose. And also making the person behind him.

[Nick]

I'm sorry. I think it's. I think it's feet in the aisle. You go to the bathroom or you're pushing the beverage cart, and, like, the feet are all the way in the aisle. Aisle. You got to go around him.

[Kate]

Shoes off and feet in the aisle. If you're taking your shoes, you gotta. You gotta hide the feet away.

[Danny]

Yeah. Creating an obstacle in the aisle.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Inconvenience.

[Danny]

Even like two people. The hand on the head is like.

[TJ]

He's like posing sexy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's like a.

[Danny]

He's expecting head getter.

[Brandon Walker]

He's expecting head.

[Eddie]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

He's dreaming about head right now.

[Danny]

Confident head get even like the sweatpants. The easy access.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How does Goldfinger allow this?

[Brandon Walker]

That's dead.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Was it doesn't know what's happening or.

[Nick]

So he saw a sleeping Goldfinger finger and said that's a pillow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think that's the most a person can be to mince a pillow.

[Nick]

For him or a piece of furniture. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I appreciate the person in front of Mincey being like fuck this guy behind me. And also reclining and fully relaxing.

[Kyle]

Is it okay if Goldfinger is not there?

[Nick]

Yes. Yeah. It's way more okay.

[Eddie]

The recline seats still.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But he's out of the aisle.

[Danny]

Feet.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Because then he's more out of the aisle.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Fingers not there. Because I feel like people do that all way more.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah. Ryan Whitney quote tweeted, I don't think Whit likes him at all. Did you say? Yeah.

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it was just like pretty straight up. He's like, this guy sucks.

[Kate]

No other commentary that sound like a.

[Danny]

Gunshot victim would fly from Afghanistan.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

In commercial.

[Nick]

I. I want your guys thoughts on this. I'm team never recline your seat on a plane.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't do it.

[Nick]

I don't recline at all. I don't think anybody should recline. I mean how much are you really gaining by going back?

[Brandon Walker]

You're not getting anything. It's more. Does more harm than good.

[Nick]

It's only going to inconvenience it inconveniences someone else way more than it conveniences.

[Kate]

Exactly right.

[Nick]

And I don't think you should ever touch that button. And anybody that does, I will. I won't push him with my. But I'll, I'll.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't.

[Nick]

I'll do this a lot and, and, and kick the seat a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

And if you're pro seat lean back. Picture yourself when somebody leans back their seat in front of you. You roll your eyes every time. Can you believe this guy?

[Kyle]

I always think of Pat. What happened to him when someone leaned back.

[Eddie]

Oh, his laptop.

[Kyle]

That was the craziest thing. Like that's a nightmare.

[Eddie]

Somebody, he had his laptop open on a plane, was working. The seat behind him reclined really fast and it just crushed his screen.

[Danny]

SM Broca screen.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Nobody's like sitting normally and saying, I can't. God, I can't sleep. And then you recline that far and you're like now that's way better. Yeah, but yet reclining that far up everything for the guy behind you.

[Nick]

Everything.

[Kate]

Especially if they're, you know, a fully.

[Nick]

Grown adult man who's sleeping over two chairs.

[Kyle]

To be fair, the guy in front of him is, is reclined.

[Nick]

He is, he is.

[Kate]

But I think that that guy's getting head too. Everybody's getting.

[Eddie]

I like to think that guy saw what Mincy was doing. I was like, I'm absolutely reclining.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's a free for all. I would.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

See.

[Danny]

He looks kind of cool is what I'm saying.

[Nick]

I know.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because like that's how Rick Ross would get a blowjob.

[Brandon Walker]

Not caring is conveys as cool sometimes and he just doesn't care.

[TJ]

But he, but he doesn't never care.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Nick]

He doesn't have a care about anybody else bone in his body. Outside of letting Deutsch stay at his apparently immaculately clean apartment.

[Brandon Walker]

He had a cleaner come before, right?

[Nick]

Still. Had to have. Still.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, he's never there.

[Nick]

No, but I, I. It's running pure with the happiest guy on the plane, Goldfinger and an empty middle seat for a 10 hour flight moments before disaster.

[Eddie]

Oh, look how soft those seats are. Or is that. Yeah, looks like velvet to me or something.

[Nick]

Looks kind of old velvet.

[Danny]

The 80s.

[Brandon Walker]

It looks 80s.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's nice. That's ideal.

[Nick]

Well, it is a, I would assume an at least an eight hour flight. I don't know, 10.

[Danny]

Then they have to go to. I think they're, are they going?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's a shitty flight.

[Brandon Walker]

But you sure you went to first, did you not?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I upgraded instantly.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you have like a bed on the way there?

[Kyle]

No. On the way back? Yes. There was one, was an older plane.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

So it's just like a fully reclined seat.

[Nick]

That's a, that's just an easy, I don't really care what it costs upgrade. Yes, that's, that's if you're going to like Denver. You think about it, you're like, I could probably stand two or three hours. But 10 hours, if you've got the opportunity at all.

[Kyle]

What's your, what's your barrier? Like what's like four hours?

[Brandon Walker]

Mine's more price point. Like if it's 60 bucks when I'm flying back to Pittsburgh, I do it but it's still no difference.

[Kate]

That's like kind of the opposite then of what Brandon said.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there's, yeah, mine's a price.

[Kate]

The further it's the, the more Expensive.

[Nick]

Mine's. How long you going to be on a plane?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I won't spend more than a grand.

[Kyle]

No, I want to, but I, I.

[Nick]

Think I spent a grand for la. I, Yeah, I just, I, I just, I want it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I did it for so much Hawaii.

[Danny]

Cuz it's such an expensive trip anyway and like it, it was worth it.

[Nick]

Just go ahead and eat it. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Were you direct or did you stop in la?

[Danny]

Stopped in la.

[Eddie]

I've never sat first class still.

[Nick]

How long is it?

[Kyle]

It's a game changer.

[Nick]

How long is it from LA to Hawaii? 6.5ish.

[Kate]

5. 5. 5 and change, I think I want to say. Yeah, about five and change.

[Danny]

Five sounds right.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah. Anything, anything over three, I think is.

[Kate]

You got to do get in the.

[Nick]

Best seat you can possibly.

[Danny]

The first class guys want to talk about like the meals and like the.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Food experience.

[Kate]

I, I like pre ordering but sometimes you forget and it sucks when, when you forget that. Like I guess I don't understand. You got to hold some of the pre orders back for us that forgot, you know, Mark, right.

[Nick]

You feel like, you feel like a hobo when you get on there and you didn't pre order and they act like, oh, I don't know what we're gonna have. We're right. You're just gonna be stuck with whatever.

[Kate]

They have these pre order exclusives, Brandon. I'm like, why are you making them exclusive? Why can't you just throw like throw, throw three or four more chicken parms on that?

[Nick]

Just make that the meal.

[Kate]

Yeah. Or just make the whole meal that. Yeah, right. Oh, it's awful.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it ever good though?

[Danny]

The bad chicken? The best part is the banana pudding.

[Nick]

I think they're always better. I, I think my expectations are so low. The meal is always surprisingly good to me.

[Kate]

Yeah, I think so too. I think the roll surprisingly hits the roll. Hits the roll, hits the roll. Always Kate, right?

[Danny]

Kate picture.

[Brandon Walker]

I bet that sick Kate loves her once spring waffle minute.

[Eddie]

Dr. PMA circles. They give you sick. They get melty though. They melt all over. They give you. They give you champagne automatically before the flight takes off. Every time you're in first class if.

[Brandon Walker]

You want it, but then you have to give the cut back before you have to finish it before it takes off.

[Nick]

Oh, I kill it.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you?

[Nick]

Yeah, I like the feeling.

[Kyle]

I was talking to Feidalberg. This was his first flight since he was taken off the first class list and he's like, it's borderline negligent. On them to not give you anything in the back. Like, that's six hours of just like malnutrition.

[Kate]

Yeah, man.

[Kyle]

That's kind of true.

[Danny]

No meal sours is like. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They give you the free head that have your ears gaping. My was. My was loose afterwards.

[Kate]

Dude. The. I mean, the hand towel, the hand tow.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what. I don't know what to do with picture.

[Danny]

It's so. It's such a hot hand tow.

[Kate]

It's so hot and it's so good. It's so perfect. You don't know what to do with it, Nick. I shower with it. I purposely don't shower before I fly.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it just for your hands?

[Nick]

You dab your face too, right?

[Kate]

I dab everything.

[Nick]

Okay, good.

[Kate]

I take my shirt off. I'm get in the pits.

[Nick]

I feel bad when I dab my face with it. Everybody else is just doing their hands. I'm like touching every part.

[Eddie]

Give you more than one if you want it.

[Nick]

Oh, God. Case.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate, I would say you should try it, but I know what would happen. You would give up your seat to a veteran?

[Eddie]

Hell, no.

[Nick]

Worse veteran than you. Like a veteran like that.

[Eddie]

You know what? I know I would be chatty because I'd be like. Everybody would know it was my first time because I'd be like, so what do you do that you're up here? I know I would be annoying. And so it's better for me to be where I belong.

[TJ]

What else do they give you? I'm shocked.

[Brandon Walker]

We all have the same job.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know.

[Danny]

Yeah. Feels different when the wheels go up.

[Kate]

You.

[Danny]

Everyone throws up their wands. What one's up? Yep.

[Nick]

What the first. First class.

[Danny]

One'S up.

[Kate]

All right.

[Nick]

Ones.

[Danny]

All right.

[Nick]

After you get off the plane, you all meet in the. Right there at the gate and like, do like a whoa, whoa team.

[Eddie]

I know Every now and then a first class person will come back because their bathroom line is on. And we all hold up our hands like this. Please, governor.

[Nick]

But we don't accept them.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus was holding his nose.

[Kate]

I was. I was. I was hoping you wouldn't notice. Nick started to walk by and I was like.

[Eddie]

I tapped his arm going past and he went like this. He's like. Another hot towel, please.

[Brandon Walker]

I swear to God, I don't know her.

[Nick]

Huh.

[Danny]

32E touched me. Can I get like a bath.

[Kate]

Owes me down.

[Nick]

And then there's. There's been mitts sprawled out over two chairs.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what it's like back there. Animals.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Kyle]

But I Will say having no middle seat is almost as good.

[Nick]

Yeah, I can see that.

[Brandon Walker]

If you can list.

[Kate]

Right.

[Nick]

If you can.

[Danny]

That's everything. Having a little armor.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's great.

[Kyle]

Yes. Almost as good.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I'm trying to give mince as as much of the benefit of the doubt.

[Nick]

Why?

[TJ]

Well, listen, that's why.

[Brandon Walker]

How have you not learned? This is just.

[TJ]

That's why I said the recline chair pissed me off the most because he. He know behind it. But like maybe he fell asleep and started moving around during his sleep and his feet eventually also found their way.

[Nick]

He started here and then by the time he woke up, he was all the way down.

[TJ]

I mean, he. Yeah.

[Kate]

What about. What about shoes off, Brandon? I don't do it.

[Nick]

I don't have the confidence to take my shoes off on an airplane.

[Eddie]

That's. Annika got all the ladies doing it. Apparently. That's the move. Take the shoes off.

[Danny]

He probably took some Xanax, which I'm not judging him for. It's a long flight. When his body turned into ambrosia salad naturally morphed into that position.

[Nick]

How. How long do you think? 10 hour flight. You think he was like that for 45 minutes? You think he was like that for an hour or like seven hours?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think the majority of it.

[Kate]

He has a one of one body.

[Nick]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

It's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And Mark, I've never the can run for an hour straight and his body still. Still is whatever it is.

[Kate]

I've never seen anyone that looks anywhere close.

[Eddie]

At flag football. He couldn't keep the belt up because he has no. He's torso from belly button up and then nothing.

[Nick]

Nothing.

[TJ]

It's like, yeah, he needs a BBL.

[Nick]

While he's out there. He's like unfinished.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Also too done.

[Nick]

Too done.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They ran out of material on the top and then just said, all right, just put him out there, I guess.

[Kate]

Yeah, maybe I'm. Maybe I'm joining your side, Danny, where I'm giving. Giving him the benefit of the doubt as his body just does not fit in any seat.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, like, he's like.

[Kate]

He's got a body that just. It's more like he's ever seen before.

[TJ]

He has a hard enough time controlling his body when he's up, let alone when he's sleeping. Just trying to help Ben.

[Nick]

It's also, maybe this happens once a week, once a month. But there's. There's a universal quote tweet from barstool employees. Like somebody puts. Donnie puts that picture out. And every single one of us goes to it, both tweets it and gets a little bit of.

[TJ]

I made my rounds this morning. This is what Tiffany Gomez saw.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good.

[Kate]

Let's go. We got some other good ones. Any other?

[Nick]

Mine wasn't good.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't partake in those.

[Nick]

You don't? You don't? I like the Whitney one of just being direct. Like, I'm just fucking done with this guy.

[Eddie]

I retweeted his toilet seat this morning.

[Brandon Walker]

That would have to hurt.

[Nick]

How does that not pinch his ass?

[Eddie]

That's what I said. I said he's got to have the phallus on his thigh. Good.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think he shits like we do.

[Nick]

But what can when you put weight on it.

[Danny]

That, that I had, I had that in college. I think it pinches you every time.

[Nick]

Yeah, it can't not pinch you.

[Kyle]

Maybe he shits ball up.

[Danny]

But I get not wanting to deal with it.

[Nick]

But I think my theory is he hasn't shit at his apartment. He only shits here.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What else is he going to do here?

[Nick]

Because he sticks around like we did. We get done with the yak, he'll get here. Let's say he gets here at 11:30. We'll get done with the yak, he'll stick around an hour or two and run. And then I think he probably does all his other activities here and then goes home.

[Danny]

I do feel he gets all of the slob critique at the company when there's a lot of us who are.

[Nick]

Sure.

[Danny]

Oh, definitely massive slobs in the category.

[Kate]

Including me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, me too. His apartment was cleaner than mine.

[Nick]

Yeah. Kyle like took the bullet there. He's like, including me. And then you pointed right at me and said you.

[Brandon Walker]

I was starting to say something, but I changed. I said his apartment's cleaner than mine.

[Nick]

Okay, good, good, good, good. But what are you going to say?

[Brandon Walker]

You're the man.

[Nick]

Thanks. You are too, brother.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

What about the air mattress?

[Nick]

Okay, great question, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Nick]

You haven't seen this?

[Eddie]

No, I, I. The only thing I have seen is the toilet. I have not seen anything else yet, cuz I wanted to save it.

[Brandon Walker]

He has a picture of himself above the stove.

[Nick]

I didn't see that.

[Brandon Walker]

Not above the stove.

[Kate]

On the stove.

[Eddie]

So this is it.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, pause.

[Nick]

All right, look.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a picture of him.

[Eddie]

What is on the floor?

[Nick]

What am I on the floor? I think that's Deutsch's b.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Nick]

That's him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Coming into the apartment.

[Kate]

We got the kitchen on the right.

[Eddie]

I like how Deutsch has nothing folded.

[Nick]

That is really just.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a picture of him on the stove.

[Kyle]

Relatively clean besides everything I own.

[Brandon Walker]

What's on his fridge? Like a C minus Paper.

[Kyle]

To the left we have the bathroom.

[Nick]

This is a nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Old Spice body.

[Brandon Walker]

Spice body wash for hands.

[Kyle]

Awesome.

[Nick]

No toilet paper.

[Eddie]

The guy being a dude.

[Nick]

Tub is really clean.

[Brandon Walker]

Solid loofah. Solid shower cube.

[Nick]

Razor.

[Brandon Walker]

No toilet here.

[Kate]

We do have a bit of an issue.

[Nick]

There is a cracked toilet. That is a big crack.

[Eddie]

That's a very.

[Brandon Walker]

And that's right where you'd be tried to cannonball.

[Nick]

It's cracked all the way through.

[Eddie]

How does that happen?

[Nick]

From a dead stand.

[Kyle]

But you know, he's pinching his ass.

[Brandon Walker]

Every time he sits down to take a dump.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Now coming more into the apartment. Nice little washer. The speed limit 18 is a little creepy. No, in the living.

[Nick]

Well, that's high quality. That's an old Miss thing.

[TJ]

Oh, it is.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Right next to the bed. Speed limit.

[Nick]

Oh, God, no. That's a Archie Manning's number. And that's their campus thing.

[Danny]

Gorgeous view is unbelievable.

[Nick]

He's on 32nd floor entertainment center.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Mr. Wen.

[Nick]

He should have a bigger TV, though.

[Kyle]

Into the bedroom. Oh, and if these walls could talk.

[Eddie]

So he set up an air mattress. So Deutsch didn't sleep in his bed.

[Nick]

The theory is working with a full.

[Eddie]

I thought he was in a studio.

[Nick]

The theory is he sleeps on the air mattress. You think the theory is somebody. Somebody stayed with him at one point and it just became his new couch. Because he doesn't have a great couch. No, we think he just lays on there and watches tv.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Nick]

Huh. That's not a great couch.

[Eddie]

No. That couch sucks.

[TJ]

But we're like nitpicking at this.

[Brandon Walker]

We are. We are.

[Nick]

It's a beautiful.

[TJ]

This is suspicious. It's like when you. You clean your house too well. So then your parents know you had a party.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I think something's up.

[Nick]

Oh, if I was Cody Miles.

[Eddie]

I mean.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

That's a view.

[Kate]

That is.

[Brandon Walker]

He has a great apartment.

[Nick]

Phenomenal place.

[Danny]

A view that, like, Charles leclerc would have. It's like a perfect view.

[Brandon Walker]

That's like the most ideal.

[Danny]

That's such a good view. That was actually his.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Or is that like a roof?

[Brandon Walker]

That's from his apartment.

[Nick]

Look.

[Eddie]

You can look into stunning Martino's house.

[Kate]

You're in his living room bed, and you turn right, you could see that view.

[Danny]

It's like the perfect angle.

[Nick]

Wait, Cliff Storm? You are kidding. Cliffs are. Martino said you can see into my.

[Eddie]

House whichever window has all the bourbon bottles in it. That's where he. Not to dox Cliff D. Martino, but.

[Nick]

Let'S find Cliff D. Martino.

[Eddie]

The bourbon bottles in the window.

[Nick]

There's barely any windows in this shot.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's start looking. That's unbelievable.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I do wish we got the miny Billy football apartment tour.

[TJ]

I know.

[Kyle]

I've heard. I've heard that was a sight to behold.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

They were roommates.

[Brandon Walker]

They shared balconies.

[Nick]

They were adjoining apartments. But they mistreated Mint. From what I heard, Mince had to go to Billy's house to sit down.

[Brandon Walker]

He didn't have anywhere to sit, so he asked Billy for, like, to leave his sliding door open so he could go sit at Billy's. So a lot of times Billy would come home from work and Mince would be sitting, like, on the phone.

[Nick]

Yeah. And. And Billy had a dog, and Mintz would take care of the dog.

[Brandon Walker]

I think so. Yeah.

[Nick]

I think there was a symbiotic relationship.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But the chairs were the. Were Billy's part of it now I think about it. He had the couch, but there's not a chair in there.

[Brandon Walker]

His chair. Oh, yeah, There was a red chair.

[Nick]

There was a red chair.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I didn't see a red chair.

[TJ]

So how does he go from that to this?

[Brandon Walker]

To what?

[TJ]

From not having a place to sit to having a pretty nice apartment.

[Brandon Walker]

Really nice. Yeah. I don't know.

[Kyle]

I think that's just the cost of living difference. Because he was, like, blown away about it was cheaper here than.

[Nick]

Yeah, that apartment is 800amonth.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's not.

[TJ]

No, it isn't.

[Nick]

No. Of course it's not.

[Eddie]

Still. Still nice.

[Brandon Walker]

And once he gets his raise, it's probably gonna. He's gonna upgrade.

[Nick]

Kate, I've seen your place. You gotta be pissed.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Jesus Christ. He's got a little more room to.

[Eddie]

Run around than I do, but working on it. It's okay. I asked Deutsch if he wanted because we just got some new furniture, and I'm like, hey, do you need furniture for your place? Because. Coffee table, a couple chairs, whatever. He's like, I don't know. I think I'm good. I think. I think Deutsch. I could see Deutsch being, like, a furnitureless guy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. I think.

[Kate]

Not into furniture.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think he wants down anymore. He must be able to just get out.

[Eddie]

I Almost felt bad for even asking. I was like, of course you did. Yeah.

[Nick]

I don't think Deutsch has ever had furniture.

[Brandon Walker]

Not yet. He's still. He's still young.

[Eddie]

Still young. Yeah.

[Danny]

By the way, a fresh faced, 38 year old. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know how old.

[Nick]

Have we ever asked?

[Eddie]

No, I don't want to know his age.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's 38.

[Danny]

It's like 36 or 7, I believe.

[TJ]

37.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not ready for furniture yet.

[Nick]

No, that's early.

[Kyle]

He's a big folding table guy. He would always have to order one in every city for his beer.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Nick]

Hey, Deutsche. 38.

[Brandon Walker]

7.

[TJ]

36 down.

[Nick]

6.

[Brandon Walker]

5.

[Nick]

5, 5.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a kid. Mislead. Not very good clues.

[Kate]

Or is that 15 you?

[Nick]

15.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Nick]

See you.

[Brandon Walker]

See you, Deutsch.

[Kate]

Thanks, Deutsch.

[Nick]

There's the boys. Did we not pay the light bill for that room?

[Eddie]

I don't know what's.

[Kate]

I don't understand.

[Nick]

It's getting more depressing. Like everybody in there is slumped over. The TV's on.

[Brandon Walker]

You got all the light you need.

[Nick]

Not for seeing them.

[Eddie]

Is this Che? Because Che walks around his house in the dark. He said yesterday.

[Nick]

Are you in charge of the gambling?

[Eddie]

It's dark in there.

[Nick]

Yeah, I do.

[Brandon Walker]

It's.

[Nick]

It's fine. Sometimes Jack McCarthy will turn the lights on and everyone will get mad.

[Kate]

That's so weird.

[Nick]

That is weird.

[Brandon Walker]

Just hanging out in the dark.

[Nick]

The lights are on every. In every other room. Also on the yak. We look in there frequently. Turn the goddamn light on, Rick.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a good look for them.

[Eddie]

It must be freeing to have.

[Nick]

I don't know if that's T. Bob or somebody else. It is T Bob.

[Eddie]

No. Things like that, though, like Mincy could just pick up tomorrow and not have to worry about anything. You're the complete opposite. You're like hoarder mode.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He's got nothing.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. What happens if you move, Brandon?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You just get rid of all the. Pack it all.

[Nick]

Take it all.

[Kate]

Pack it all. How do you pack that? You're not packing that. You're hiring someone?

[Nick]

I'm hiring some, but. Yeah, but I'm. I'm definitely taking. I took it.

[Kate]

That would take so long.

[Nick]

No.

[Kate]

Yeah. All those.

[Nick]

Hell, no, no, no.

[Kate]

Bubble wrapping, all your bobbleheads and shit.

[Nick]

No.

[TJ]

Are you throwing anything out in the process?

[Nick]

Maybe a little, but not much.

[Danny]

Would you ever want to live in a bigger house or is that a size peak?

[Nick]

So my, My. My issue, Kyle, is. Is when I go back to Mississippi, whenever, you know, the next couple years, when I go back, the house I have down there is like a little three bedroom, two bath ranch. I think I might have to. I might have to buy a house just for my stuff or build. Build an extra shop or something. I don't know.

[Danny]

I don't have room strictly for the stuff.

[Nick]

Strictly for the stuff. I don't know what to do. I don't know what I'm gonna do. Hopefully my mom dies in the next couple years. I use her house.

[Brandon Walker]

Fingers crossed.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There's this billionaire I sent my goddaughter for Christmas, got her tickets to this. It's a giant garage of this like billionaire who lives in the Philly area. And he ran out of room for his stuff, so he just bought somewhere near the King of Prussia Mall, like 5. This 5 acre garage and started filling it with all his. And then he filled it with so much that he wanted other people to see it. So now you could take a little trolley car through all this guy. And I feel like you ideally would have something like that someday.

[Nick]

That would be amazing.

[Eddie]

You could tour people through, show people.

[Kate]

Yeah, come look at my shit.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, come look at my stuff.

[Eddie]

And it's really cool.

[Nick]

TJ had an idea today that I think he's trying to hand it something at the national card Convention this year. He wants to get a table and wants me to sell some of my stuff at the table. Wants everybody, not even just you.

[Brandon Walker]

Just like if you did like a barstool, like trading table or barstool swap meet or something.

[TJ]

Garage sale.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, everybody can. Can bring. I have stuff I don't need. You could come train stuff.

[Nick]

Speaking of, thank you for the blade. Yeah, of course. I'll take that to Tommy today.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a beautiful one. It's a nice piece.

[Nick]

Is it a real blade?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but it's a. It's decorative, so it's not. It's dulled.

[Eddie]

Was it from the blade shop I sent you or somewhere else?

[Brandon Walker]

A different one. I got him a. Yes. It's like a katana.

[Eddie]

Okay. Very cool.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a nice piece. Hope he likes it.

[Nick]

I'll. I'll see today. I'm sure he will. He likes all manner of stuff that can kill you.

[Kyle]

Mm.

[Kate]

There's so much in here.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So I'm thinking I'm just like, looking around.

[Nick]

Has the joke gone online?

[Kate]

There's. Oh, this is Kyle's. Like it's not Kyle's fault. But I didn't. You wear this like Elton John.

[Danny]

Is that still here?

[Eddie]

The Dodgers costume?

[Brandon Walker]

I was out of town there. What's up with the armor and the sarcophagus?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What is that?

[Kate]

I don't even really remember.

[Kyle]

That's Mikey Betts.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

House.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah.

[TJ]

It's mummy seats.

[Nick]

Can we. Can we, like, remember the origin of everything? I'm looking at a Japanese cooking cookbook. What. What was that from?

[Brandon Walker]

I can't know. I don't know why there's fucking purple hats on the wall. Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

We have.

[Kate]

The malice pictures.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

That was so long ago.

[Nick]

All right. Okay. Where'd you get the hat?

[Eddie]

This hat has bubbles. That Shoot.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was game. That was the rooftop game. The bubble hat guy.

[Nick]

So we should have spring cleaning is what you guys are saying? I. I think the joke of my having this behind me is. Is pretty much gone. We'll just get rid of all this. I'll just take it home and put it in my house. Okay. All right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What do you got behind you, Kyle?

[Danny]

A big jump rope?

[Nick]

I don't remember the jump rope either.

[Danny]

No, we did that once, and it.

[Brandon Walker]

Was like, our hit rate is pretty low also.

[Nick]

How about all the wine we got? Ask.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Hobble.

[Eddie]

Is this from Ian?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, this is his. This is his.

[Kate]

Dude, I'm saying get rid of all the. And let's. Let's turn the whole studio into a wine cell.

[Nick]

Just wine.

[Kate]

Send us bottles of wine, and we put those.

[Brandon Walker]

That would look classy.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And we could keep the knight in shining armor in Mamacita for ambiance. Nice.

[Kate]

When I was at dinner the other night, I so badly wanted Ian to just be on call for me. And I know that's impossible and unfair to ask of him, but how sick would that have been?

[Nick]

Just FaceTiming him?

[Kate]

Just FaceTime about dinner. And you're like, ian, I'm thinking. I'm thinking it's not tagliatelli. Like, what do I do with this?

[Danny]

With me? Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do I do.

[Kate]

What do I do?

[Danny]

Parmesan.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not impossible at all. Che, after his third glass of wine ever, was in touch with a master Somalia.

[Nick]

That's true. And chase, like, friends with him. Chase. The worst guy we got.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you guys, like, texting friends?

[Nick]

We texted. Yeah, we text over the weekend. Yeah, it was. It was more logistical. But, yeah, we. I think we're friends. We hung out that night in San Francisco.

[Kate]

If you Were going to, like, a really nice restaurant on. On Saturday for Valentine's Day. And you're getting ready to order a glass of wine. You kind of have an idea of what your entree is. Would you. Yeah. Would you have the balls to reach out to Ian?

[Nick]

I don't know if you find him live, but I probably would send him the menu and be like, hey, thinking this. What do you think?

[Danny]

Consultant?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. That would be sick.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Especially if we're getting a bottle.

[Kate]

Keep him on retain.

[Nick]

I don't know what I'm doing.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, have you text guy at all?

[Nick]

No, the last person he texted was Mark. I I. Oh, no. I'm waiting for. How long do you think we wait? Just the next text has to be from him, right?

[Kate]

I think I'm gonna wait till the draft and the Raiders take Mendoza. Yeah, I'm gonna.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, send Mendoza with a bunch of exclamation points. Yeah, Brandon, send him a text right now.

[Nick]

I don't think so. I don't think so. Nick.

[Danny]

Yeah. There is a chance. You're just like a grain of sand in the beach of his life.

[Nick]

Yes. And I think that's exactly what do.

[Kate]

You think he would respond well to, ladies and gentlemen. We got him. When Mandoza gets dragged, are you gonna.

[Brandon Walker]

Send, like, the gif.

[Kate]

Yeah, I think.

[Nick]

I think it's Mendoza with exclamation.

[Kate]

Mendoza with exclamation point.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah, I don't know. I. Grain of sand in the beach of his life is exactly right. I think.

[TJ]

Welcome to Flavortown, Mendoza.

[Danny]

He probably did legitimate.

[Brandon Walker]

Flavor town's Columbus.

[Nick]

Oh, he did enjoy it like you.

[Danny]

But he probably meets so many people.

[Nick]

He enjoyed his time with us. There's no doubt about that. But once the time was over, I think there was the courtesy text, and then he moves on to the next. Or maybe. Or maybe he's just. Maybe he just loves us.

[Kate]

I think he might love us.

[Nick]

Yeah, he might love us.

[Kate]

I think we might be.

[Eddie]

What if everyone treats him like that and he's longing for male friendship and you guys are leaving him hanging?

[Danny]

I'll be goddamn show some agency.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

Start sending him memes.

[Eddie]

What about welcome to football town? Mendoza's out of this world.

[Kate]

Okay, that's a good one.

[Nick]

Don't talk really good. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

You can send that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kate]

Welcome to football town.

[Eddie]

He says flavor town.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I guess he does. No, I don't think he does say that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah, I.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he a similar age to you, Brandon? He's got to be older.

[Nick]

No, I Think he's like. He's like 10 years older. I think I. I would put him at like 54, 55.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there anything that you're into that you think he would be into because of your age?

[Nick]

Yeah. Food.

[Brandon Walker]

Non food.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Eddie]

He seems like a collectibles knickknack guy.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The strawberry you pull.

[Nick]

I think he just collects things that cost upwards of millions of dollars.

[Kyle]

It's like a car guy.

[Nick]

Yeah, right. Yeah. And then I collect 1987 FLIR cards. He collects Camaros. He's 58. 58. Well, he's a good looking 58.

[Eddie]

Did it look like he had any work done or anything?

[Nick]

No, no.

[Kate]

Heavens, no.

[Nick]

Gosh, Botox.

[TJ]

He looks thin. Hair's nasty.

[Eddie]

He does that. He look kind of ripped. Do you think he works out?

[Nick]

He takes care of himself.

[Kate]

Yeah. He's got a. He's got a nice tight body.

[Nick]

Y. Yeah, yeah. But we'll see. We'll see the next time we text. Obviously the friendship is in its infancy, but it's going to be magnificent.

[Eddie]

When's the draft?

[Nick]

April.

[Eddie]

Oh, you got it at least twice before that.

[Kate]

You've got to get out of Texas before that. I agree.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Nick]

You need to find about what, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Drafts coming up.

[Nick]

Combine. Yeah. Mendoza is looking good.

[Kate]

It's going to be Mendoza. Right? There's no world. It's not Mendoza.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. So that's. That's the problem is there's. It almost worked better in our favor if the Raiders didn't have the first pick. They're like the fourth or fifth and then there's like a conversation to be had about who they're going to take.

[Kyle]

But ask about Crosby. It's a big hot topic right now.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's he going to go?

[Nick]

Well, what if he's mad that Crosby's leaving?

[Kyle]

It doesn't sound like he is now.

[Nick]

He's not leaving.

[Kyle]

Well, Kubiax, like, kind of. We want him, but who knows if that's real.

[Nick]

They did just hire a coach.

[Kate]

That's right.

[Brandon Walker]

Ask him. Thoughts on Kubiak? I love them.

[Nick]

I can't do it. I'm absolutely. No Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

Doesn't it work?

[Nick]

I really. Well, I feel like if Titus does it and it works, that's still good for. We're a team here.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want him to like, are we are. No, you're not.

[Kate]

I'm worried. We're not a team.

[Nick]

Why wouldn't.

[Kate]

We're a team. If it's me. If it's you. Are you going to Cut me in?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You want to be cut in? If I'm. If I become BFF with them, you're going to say we're a team now. I. There is a non zero chance you're at his ranch without me. That you just pop up at his ranch.

[Nick]

I swear to God, I'm not going to his ranch without you. Unless he asked me to. I swear to God, Titus. Ain't no way, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Send the text, Titus.

[Kate]

I'll send right now.

[Eddie]

No diners, drive ins. And Kubiak, he'll laugh.

[Nick]

He's also a huge NBA guy. He's a Warriors guy, I believe. I'd be surprised if he's not at the all Star game.

[Kate]

Welcome to Flavortown, Mendoza. Out of this world. Yeah. Welcome to football town.

[Eddie]

Welcome to football town.

[Danny]

Do you think any dudes were ever in this predicament with Jeffrey Epstein? Like they met him at a brunch.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the man. He feels like he should. I text him with his business.

[Nick]

It feels like he was text forward. Like he. You meet him and by like aggressive. By one o' clock that afternoon, he's texting you.

[Danny]

There should be an inverse list of people who like ghosted him or like didn't respond.

[Brandon Walker]

The ghost list.

[Danny]

The people who didn't with him didn't text him back.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be huge.

[Danny]

Those guys probably feel great right now. They want the recognition.

[Brandon Walker]

I would tweet out that screenshot.

[Eddie]

Yeah. If a guy. If you had a private like, man, that guy Epstein gave me the creeps at that. Whatever. Straight to the top.

[Brandon Walker]

That guy's bad news.

[Kate]

Did you text or texted him?

[Nick]

Yeah. No, you didn't. Did you back out? What'd you text him? I said, you didn't say welcome to football town?

[Kate]

I said that's. I said qb. I'll tell you right now. I said, your boy winning a Super bowl has got to be good for you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

That's huge. Brandon, you pissed? That's good.

[Kyle]

He don't like it.

[Brandon Walker]

He don't like it at all.

[Nick]

I thought we were a team.

[Kate]

You want me to add you on the group?

[Nick]

No, no. I can't be in a group.

[Brandon Walker]

Just say Brandon agrees.

[Kate]

Do you. You hit him with one right now.

[Nick]

Can't hit them both at the same time.

[Kate]

It's a coincidence.

[Danny]

Dude, wait 15 and then we'll see.

[Kate]

Who he texts back first.

[Nick]

What do I hit him with?

[Kate]

I don't know. Jason, about NBA.

[Nick]

I don't. He's a huge NBA guy. Huge NBA Finals, courtside all the time. I'M pretty sure he's Warriors.

[Brandon Walker]

We got to be certain.

[Nick]

All Star game this weekend, huh?

[Kate]

Yeah, I mean, that's good. All Star Game this weekend, huh?

[Nick]

Yeah, he's a Warriors fan.

[TJ]

Say, has. Has Mark been acting weird towards you lately?

[Nick]

Mark hasn't texted this morning.

[Kyle]

Has he bring up the Kaminga story?

[TJ]

This is like, I love you, man, but you're both competing.

[Nick]

Well, they don't compete. And I love you, man, but I.

[TJ]

Said if you were both.

[Nick]

Right, Right, but that's just a fundamental. You're right. There actually is no representation.

[TJ]

There is no competition here. It's just Mark winning.

[Nick]

No, no, no, no. But he didn't compete with anybody. And I love you, man. It's just him.

[TJ]

I feel like I added the caveat.

[Kate]

I feel like you got a text. I think he could ignore me.

[Nick]

I don't believe you texted.

[Kate]

I think he could ignore me. I think if we both text him, he's like, I gotta hit these boys back.

[Nick]

Show me that you text. I don't believe you texted.

[Kate]

Why don't you believe I text?

[Nick]

Cuz you. I know. I. I don't believe you texted. I think you. You head faked and you're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna send the text and Tyce would go, you fool.

[Nick]

You've got me in the air right now. You said faked and I'm just jumping and. Yeah, you didn't text.

[Kate]

Okay, I would have. That would have worked.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If it wasn't for that meddling Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Right? Yeah, I saw right through it.

[Nick]

Apparently Guy Fieri helped recruit Kevin Durant to the Warriors. Is this a well known story?

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't know.

[Kyle]

No, I didn't know that.

[Nick]

Claims he helped recruit Kevin Durant's the Warriors by texting Katie's agent during the playoffs for a push to. To push for the move. Actually, now I think about it, his. His guy is a huge yacker.

[Danny]

There's no way.

[Nick]

No. His guy.

[Danny]

Whose guy?

[Eddie]

Guy's guy.

[Nick]

Guy's guy. One of guys.

[Eddie]

Guys.

[Nick]

One of guys. Young guys. Ian. Shout out Ian. Right? It was Ian Rose.

[Kate]

Ian, yeah.

[Nick]

Shout out Ian. Ian's gonna come to Chicago and visit the Yak and mostly one day. So now everything we're doing might get reported to guy by guy's guy, but not guys. Main guy. But guys got one of guys. Guys.

[Kate]

Yeah, I think we're good.

[Danny]

Just keep it cool and not like you're obsessed.

[Nick]

Yeah, no, we're not. It's just. It's cool. It's whatever.

[Brandon Walker]

It's whatever is he An Ohio State fan.

[Kate]

I think his fan. He's got family. That is. So I think there's something there as well. I don't know if he is.

[Nick]

Let's make sure.

[Kate]

Yeah. All right.

[Nick]

Okay. All right. So. So we're. We're settled. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What I said aligned.

[Nick]

Good.

[Kate]

You're good.

[Nick]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

What would you do, Ed?

[Kyle]

I. I think, like. So when was the last time you guys had contact? When you shot the.

[Nick]

We shot on Thursday. I. My last text was Friday. I think Titus was Saturday.

[Kate]

I think I was Friday. You're a Thursday. Oh, I was your third. You're that night because you forgot your bag.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And then I was Friday.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I think a couple weeks.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kate]

A couple weeks.

[Brandon Walker]

And I bet you have some pretty unique numbers in your phone.

[Danny]

Yeah. Want to trade?

[Brandon Walker]

Let's do a swap. Not.

[Kyle]

Nothing crazy, to be honest.

[Nick]

Who's got. Who's got the most famous person? Who would answer?

[Kate]

I have. I have Dan Katz.

[Brandon Walker]

That's mine.

[Kate]

Oh, Dave.

[Brandon Walker]

But he's on vacation.

[Nick]

But Dave wouldn't answer me.

[Brandon Walker]

Dave wouldn't answer.

[Nick]

I don't think I. Dan would. But he's probably in the air.

[Kate]

I have. Let me.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, do you have Brandon.

[Kate]

We're still Big Cat. I have.

[TJ]

It's not saved.

[Nick]

You have the host of pmt.

[Kate]

PMT Host? Yeah.

[Kyle]

I had Bill Burr once, but I think he changed it.

[Nick]

Oh, that's kind of a big one.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you delete it from your phone book, or do you still like having it in there?

[Kyle]

Of course.

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta keep that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we booked him for the Portnoy show one time. He's like, just text me.

[Brandon Walker]

I was like, okay, gladly.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Will Compton once put me in a group chat with, like, some NFL players so we could all play Risk on our phones. But I don't know who any of them are.

[Nick]

You just know they're NFL players.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

How do you play on your phone?

[Brandon Walker]

The Risk app.

[Kate]

There's an app?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Come on, Titus. The Risk app.

[Kate]

But. Okay.

[Nick]

NFL players play Risk?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Kate]

So how. What does the chat look like? You just say, like, anybody looking to play right now, then you.

[Brandon Walker]

We've only played once. It was sitting next to Will.

[Nick]

Did that chat take hold at all or was it a one off?

[Brandon Walker]

It was a one off. We. The link to our usernames.

[Nick]

Compton put me in a group chat with Jeff D. Lowe and Rico Bosco one time so we could talk about the show's suits.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's a good group chat. It's a good group chat.

[Nick]

I think we talked about.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you just talking about random episodes that you guys were on?

[Nick]

No, I think it was. Was it in Covid when everybody got. When Suits had the resurgence? Everybody started watching Suits on Netflix at the same time?

[Brandon Walker]

I think so.

[Nick]

And I. And I think we all kind of went through it together. I was on season two at the time, and I didn't even make it past season four. But we were. We were. We were. We had a Suits group chat. I don't have a lot of group chats that I participate in.

[Eddie]

Has anyone ever got like. I have never gone through and cleared out old numbers.

[Nick]

Oh, I don't either.

[Eddie]

Look at. I'm like, oh, from my single days.

[Nick]

Oh, oh, wait a second.

[Eddie]

Just names, like, aren't those days now? Ball Sack, Band Aid.

[Brandon Walker]

That sounds like Guys.

[Nick]

Who's Ball Sack?

[Brandon Walker]

Or is that one Man? Ball Sack Band, One Dude.

[Eddie]

Monday, Beard Bar. Who that Hell is that?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Just all.

[Nick]

Please call out all these names.

[Brandon Walker]

What are some of the cuddies?

[Eddie]

Bday, Bar.

[Nick]

Who?

[Danny]

Like, do you remember who Ball Sack was?

[Eddie]

I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you who that from.

[Nick]

Who's Is Band Aid? Somebody that you saw and had a Band Aid on.

[Eddie]

So you named them that Or Bow tie guy.

[Nick]

You don't seem like a bow tie guy gal.

[Eddie]

No. Yeah, I guess I haven't cleared this out in a long time. There's numbers in here from like 20 years ago.

[Kate]

How did Ball sec.

[Eddie]

Bocce Dude. Claude.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't know a Frenchman.

[Eddie]

Combo lock guy. I don't know what any of this means.

[Kate]

A good question mark guy, but all of these names, you can kind of put together a story. At least I can, right?

[Nick]

He's right.

[Kate]

Ball Sack. How do you arrive at, like, deciding to put the guy down as Ball Sack?

[Nick]

You see a Band Aid on guy's arm, he's Band Aid.

[Kate]

Bandaid.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You didn't see the guy's ball sack, did you? You get. No. No way of knowing.

[Eddie]

I know I would say Marines have weird nicknames, so I wouldn't be shocked if that's like an old nickname of something. Yeah, there's some weird ones in here. Okay.

[Nick]

What do you think the weirdest name somebody has of you in their phone? Think they call you like. I'll allow you to finish it.

[Eddie]

Clitoris, Band Aid, probably Jeezy. Who's that? Okay.

[Kate]

Is that.

[Nick]

Is that Cheesy?

[Eddie]

Cheesy, but nobody famous.

[Nick]

The famous person.

[Kate]

Rapper. Jeezy Chris.

[Eddie]

Musician. But it's K H R I S. Oh, God.

[Nick]

From crisscross?

[Eddie]

Could be. Hi.

[Nick]

Did he jump?

[Eddie]

Muff.

[Brandon Walker]

Muff?

[Eddie]

Who the hell is Muff? Kate, I did have a phase.

[Kate]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Can't do it. I support it, but it's just nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

What about it?

[Eddie]

I don't want to look at my own. They are tough to somebody else's. Okay. Well, this has been interesting. Back to you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Ed, did you see we had white socks? Dave, describe his. Perfect. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, what did.

[Brandon Walker]

Just a clean slit. No flappage is what he wants. I like a good clam.

[Eddie]

Where were you asking him.

[Brandon Walker]

This was doing the most. We had him draw his ideal woman and he talks about the cranston. I didn't know about the cranston.

[Eddie]

What's cranston?

[Brandon Walker]

The gap between and thigh. He likes a girl that has a. I don't know. It was disgusting.

[Nick]

It has a what?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Pronounced one.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the cranston?

[Danny]

I forget what the cranston was.

[TJ]

It's right below the clan.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't know what? You don't know about the cranston. My favorite part of a woman.

[Eddie]

Rose.

[Kyle]

Now, to be fair to Dave, like, that's not an uncommon opinion.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Nick]

Oh, big cranston guy?

[Kyle]

No, not the Cranston. Just the. Just the. The axe.

[Nick]

You know, the clean slit.

[Kyle]

Yeah, the ax.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

What else did it say about it?

[Nick]

You guys in Chicago. The Chicago guys talk about a lot.

[Danny]

No, you talked about.

[Brandon Walker]

So you like. You did it with a sound effect like you've done it before. I like my Tommy Smokes.

[Kyle]

It was the calls it the axe Moon.

[Kate]

Ew.

[Nick]

Ew.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Disgusting.

[Eddie]

Chicago guys in general aren't known for their normal looking wieners. It's a good point.

[Kate]

That's a good point.

[Nick]

You guys have weird dicks.

[Eddie]

I'm just saying.

[Kyle]

Where's that coming from?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You and your weird dick having friends just looking around.

[Eddie]

I'm not like, these guys all have great dicks. Hold on. Not around the office. I don't think about you guys like that. But just if I was out in the street.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, you just called it. You thought it it.

[Kate]

We don't have. No, not all guys are all.

[Nick]

To me, you look at 10 guys out in Chicago, you're like, these are seven of.

[Eddie]

These are weird Midwest boys that eat beef all day.

[Brandon Walker]

That means probably a probably pretty hefty piece, right?

[Danny]

No.

[Kyle]

What does that have to do with the clumpy.

[Eddie]

I'm just saying. Weird hair. I just don't picture you guys as.

[Nick]

Like Eddie do you or do you not have a weird.

[Kyle]

Probably.

[Eddie]

I'm not talking about co workers. I don't think about. Everybody's smooth. To me, it's up.

[Nick]

Kate.

[Kyle]

Yeah, just.

[Nick]

No, just let her. Let her try to get herself out of this.

[Eddie]

It's just not. Who are you guys? Who are you guys?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

To expect a perfect slit.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think you deserve a perfect.

[Eddie]

Exactly. I think you deserve such.

[Kyle]

No, no, no. There's not a. Like, there's, you know, there's no. What's the word I'm looking for?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna let you go.

[Kyle]

I'm looking for the right word. There's no discrimination towards them.

[TJ]

No.

[Kyle]

But, you know.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Some are John Hamm, some are, you know.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Jack Osborne. Like, that's just it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wait, you said Jon Hamm, the good looking one.

[Kyle]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a bad.

[Kyle]

You know what I mean?

[Brandon Walker]

I do, but it was just a little bit misleading. I thought it was.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that would probably. Yeah. I didn't want to name. I don't want to name specific women because then that insinuates an oath. Their vaginas.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, no, thank you.

[Nick]

But John Ham, obviously being a handsome guy. Jack Osmore being the opposite of a handsome guy.

[Kate]

You want your. You want your handsome.

[Nick]

You want a handsome pussy?

[Brandon Walker]

Hi. What a handsome pussy. My.

[Nick]

My.

[Brandon Walker]

My mom.

[Nick]

Wow. This is.

[Kate]

This is what you wanted.

[Eddie]

I like my pussy with a strong jaw and a butt chin.

[Kate]

A ruggedly handsome, undeniable charisma jumps off the screen at you.

[Kyle]

I really, really just backed myself up.

[Eddie]

Smoke a cigar.

[Kate]

Kate, if you were dating Ball Sack for three months and he cheated on you and then went on to win the bronze medal in the biathlon skiing and got on television and started crying and said, I lost the love of my life, how would you react?

[Eddie]

That story's crazy. All I know is I want to be in the group chat with her and her friends. Yeah, that group chat has to be going crazy right now.

[Nick]

Six months ago, I met the love of my life, the world's most beautiful, sweetest person. And three months ago, I made the biggest mistake of my life and cheated on her. Sterlo Home Lig ride, Norwegian biathlete.

[Eddie]

This was his interview after he got the bronze medal. And he also went on to be like. And so I'm committing social suicide to show her how much I love her was his whole thing.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe Norwegians like that.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Nick]

She has a quote in people anonymously saying, yeah, I didn't want him to do that. I would die like that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's the least. That's crazy. That's like red flag city. Especially six months.

[Nick]

Six months is not long to have the love of your life. Especially if you cheat on in three.

[Kate]

Three months in. He was cheating.

[Eddie]

She must have had that John Hamm. She must have.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good. That's good.

[Danny]

That's.

[Nick]

That's good. John Ham's a good.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

She had the Jack Osborne.

[Brandon Walker]

If somebody. If somebody hooked up with a chick that was like. She had a real John Ham, I would be like, oh, you're so lucky. Oh, that probably felt so good. John. What a bad example.

[Nick]

A huge pock.

[Eddie]

Choco boy is along for the ham.

[Kyle]

I couldn't use a woman, right? Describe. I don't know. Yeah, I'm. I'm all over the place.

[Kate]

I need the John Ham.

[Nick]

In fairness to Eddie, I like. We all got it.

[Brandon Walker]

No, right.

[Nick]

You don't. I mean, shot him being a good looking guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, good looking Ham is a ham.

[Kate]

Was like an amusing choice.

[Nick]

You don't want to hammy in Pittsburgh.

[Eddie]

If you have a chipped ham.

[Nick]

Pittsburgh.

[Brandon Walker]

That's Pittsburgh.

[Eddie]

They'd be like, she's got a chip ham. That's mean. But in Chicago, see, that's a good thing.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's a big compliment in Pittsburgh.

[Eddie]

You're right. Maybe it is. I don't know.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think I kind of like it now.

[Nick]

John Ham.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Maybe you'll catch on.

[TJ]

Maybe if you led with Jack Osborne.

[Nick]

If you led with Jack Osborne and.

[Kyle]

Then when John, was that your first.

[Brandon Walker]

Example of an ugly guy?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was my friend.

[Nick]

He hasn't been relevant in years. There's a lot of ugly guys in the world. You went straight to Jack. You said, brandon, he lost.

[Eddie]

He looks okay.

[Brandon Walker]

It's all right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What's Jack Osborne?

[Kyle]

Yeah, maybe that was a little mean. But. But my point is even. Even a Jack Osborne is still like, hey, you. I like you too, you know, you're still Jack Osborne. Yes, that's my point.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's.

[Kate]

He looks fine.

[Nick]

Yeah, but as a He look terrible.

[Eddie]

I agree with you.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't want your looking like that, man.

[Nick]

He'd be a bad looking.

[Kate]

Of all the ugly people to pick.

[Brandon Walker]

That's such a. You were picturing a pudgy teen boy.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was thinking of the odd one.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's kind of that fat teenager. Jack Osborne.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You see Kelly Osborne? Yeah, her hands are big.

[TJ]

No, I saw it yesterday's complete transformation.

[Eddie]

Well, she's lost. Maybe.

[TJ]

Look at this.

[Eddie]

I don't want to judge. She's maybe gone a little too far. Weight loss.

[Nick]

Wait.

[TJ]

Go one Completely different person.

[Nick]

Completely.

[Eddie]

She's a twig.

[Nick]

That's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Which. Good for you. Whatever you want to do, girl. Body positive.

[TJ]

Jack's probably gonna hear this and get.

[Eddie]

In case you're hacking today. She's, like, lives on a farm now. She's always posting with farm animals.

[Brandon Walker]

What is going on here?

[Danny]

So doing well.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I mean, what do you think she's got?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You think she's got her brother?

[Kyle]

I'm leaning ham. After seeing that.

[Brandon Walker]

Got a. Like her brother.

[Nick]

Oh, my God, girl, you got a ham. You see that ham?

[TJ]

That ham.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude. Eddie, that's so funny.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, I'm gonna name a. Oh, I need. I need you to have more celebrity references for vagina.

[Nick]

Like a Stamos.

[Kyle]

Stamos is all in. For sure.

[Kate]

Well, you guys know, I mean, sometimes you're with the girl, and she's got the Jack Osborne. I mean, I would love her to have a John Hamm. We've all been there.

[Brandon Walker]

Nikki smoked Steve Buscemi.

[Kyle]

I would say that that's like a. Like a one with that. I can't do this.

[Nick]

No, you can.

[Brandon Walker]

I wasn't asking. I was giving you an example of, like, an ugly guy.

[Kyle]

An ugly guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. But Steve, he's got great accolades, too, you know?

[Nick]

Yeah. But I think it's telling that your number one example of an ugly guy is Jack Osborne. You've been holding that in for a long time.

[Kyle]

I.

[Nick]

You hate.

[Brandon Walker]

You're watching Osborne. You're like, this man is hit. This boy is hit.

[Kyle]

I know what I did, but I. I don't want to say it because I feel bad.

[TJ]

What does that mean?

[Kyle]

Because I. I think. I think I was thinking of Kelly back in the day.

[Nick]

Oh, dear. But you said you didn't want to use a woman.

[Kyle]

I know. That's why I didn't use that. That's why I don't want to be mean.

[Nick]

Jack was definitely uglier than his sister back in the day.

[Brandon Walker]

She was dating Burt McCracken.

[Nick]

Who's Burt McCracken? Sounds like somebody in her phone.

[Brandon Walker]

Burt McCracken wishes.

[Eddie]

That's. I got that. Burt McCracken. Unfortunately been used. Just kidding.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

John Ham.

[Kyle]

Shout out John Ham.

[Nick]

Texting your boys. Yeah, man.

[Kyle]

I kind.

[Brandon Walker]

You didn't even have to compare it to, like. Like, living things, like a flower or.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I guess I could have done that.

[Nick]

You know what? You be You. That was true.

[Kate]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm happy. We needed it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. This is Whose Line is It Anyways?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Do you like that show?

[Kyle]

I actually never got into it, but I. There was a kid I went to school with. He went on the Wayne Brady show once.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which made me think, like, who's been the most random person to have their own show?

[Nick]

Oh, that's a great question.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like that. Like, we're talking on, like, a big network.

[Nick]

Imagine Johnson having a talk show one time was crazy. I think it lasted, like, two weeks or something.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But he was like. Was he still mega famous?

[Nick]

Yeah, he was famous.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's why they try that.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wayne Brady was pretty famous.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And, like, everybody loved Wayne Brady.

[Eddie]

I feel like that Chappelle skit, like, sent him over the top.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I love this.

[Kate]

I don't know what shows are out there. I guess how many. How many people have, like, their daytime.

[Nick]

Talk shows, but they don't do them as much anymore?

[Brandon Walker]

Has been going on for, like, a decade, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it does really well. But a lot.

[TJ]

I think it's ending, though.

[Nick]

A lot of the shows these days are, like, not compilation, but what's the Ensembles. Ensembles. Like the View.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like, you don't have, like, Magic Johnson.

[Kyle]

Has own show at 90s and 2000s. They were doing it all the time.

[Nick]

Everybody had their own show.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Jinx's brother.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. He had a show. Yeah.

[TJ]

Random one.

[Brandon Walker]

It wasn't a talk show, though. Yeah.

[Kyle]

And it's like, I feel like the descriptor here is, like, the name of the person.

[Nick]

The Montel Williams.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeff Probst. He had a show.

[Nick]

He had his own talk show.

[Danny]

Did not know that.

[Nick]

The Jeff Probstow one season. That's not a good sign.

[Brandon Walker]

5.7 on IMDb. Good logo.

[Nick]

All right, you go back to 2000 until now. Would you rather be Jeff Probst or Ryan Seacrest?

[Brandon Walker]

Seacrest.

[Eddie]

Seacrest.

[Danny]

Wait, Jeff Probst. Because he is obsessed with what he does.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He loves Survivor.

[Brandon Walker]

Did. Did he get canned?

[Nick]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, who am I thinking of thinking.

[Kyle]

Of the Bachelor dude.

[Nick]

Yeah. How old do you think Jeff Probst is?

[Danny]

He's about 63.

[Nick]

I was gonna say 58, 64.

[Kyle]

Well, Seacrest is, like, crazy wealthy outside of the show, right?

[Nick]

Yes. I mean, I assume they both do. Well, Seacrest has done more stuff, but.

[Brandon Walker]

Seacrest has to be exhausted because he's on everything.

[Nick]

He's also. He's got the Wheel of Fortune money now. Oh, that's got to be that's got to be incredible. Yeah, do like five shows. And I think they said that they.

[Brandon Walker]

Only work like 20 days a year on Wheel of Fortune.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The game show host is the job.

[Eddie]

That's a dream job.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Just put on a beautiful dress, get makeup every day and then go like this.

[Brandon Walker]

Harvey, I think, lives in Dubai. He like flies in, he does his show and he flies back.

[Kate]

We should do that with mostly sports. Let's record like 20 shows one day, hammer them out. Yeah.

[Nick]

Like at the beginning of September and then come back October 1st, do another.

[Kate]

And just guess what's going to happen.

[Nick]

I'm fine with that world. I am fine with half assing that show. Half assing any show.

[Kate]

We've done it for years. Yeah, just keep it rolling.

[Nick]

Let's just whatever who gets smarter about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You know how old she is? Vanna White?

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Look it up.

[Nick]

I mean, let's see. She started in like 84 and she was probably 25 then. So that was 42 years ago. So seven. Almost 70.

[Eddie]

I mean, to stick with it that long, it's got to be 68. It's got to be a sweet gig.

[Nick]

And she still looks incredible.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Yep.

[Nick]

Good for her.

[Eddie]

That's nice.

[Danny]

Do you think she has like a John Hammond Alphabet fatigue or. She's still into it.

[Brandon Walker]

She's got to be so tired of like.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, does she have a book?

[Nick]

But about. Yes, almost certainly. Probably has multiple. But she. She about halfway through every page is one letter turned from her. It changed from her turning letters to just pressing a little button.

[Brandon Walker]

What? It's a button now?

[Nick]

It's a. It's been a button.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, damn. I always thought Vanna speaks.

[Eddie]

Vanna speaks because she normally is not speaking.

[Nick]

That was an 87. I bet she has multiple from since then. The queen of the Wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

What could her book be about?

[Nick]

Oh, do you. Mark Bloodman dated her for two years. What?

[TJ]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

You're lying. I swear you're a lie.

[Nick]

Before he met. Before he met Mrs. Blutman, Mark Bloodman dated her for two years. Live with her, I believe. What was it? Not in West Hollywood, but it was one of those little towns. Yeah. Mark let me date her for two years.

[Kate]

She was. Girl.

[Nick]

Yeah. I'm sorry.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Danny]

Mark.

[Nick]

Yeah. Mark Blubman's connected in Hollywood. I don't know what to tell you.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Nick]

There was a chance Liam Blutman was going to be Vanna White's kid. Didn't. Didn't happen.

[Brandon Walker]

Happen.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Look at her.

[Nick]

Fabulous surprise.

[Kate]

She got married Two weeks ago.

[Brandon Walker]

What? Oh, wow. Yep.

[Eddie]

Thanks.

[Nick]

I'd like to buy a vow.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

I was just about to say that.

[Kate]

Tj, you have to like that.

[Eddie]

That's a good looking.

[Danny]

And who is that?

[TJ]

Who is that?

[Danny]

Go to hers.

[Nick]

What a line journalist.

[Danny]

Two time golden mic on an IVF journey.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's good for her. All right, let's learn about her journey.

[Brandon Walker]

No, don't do it.

[Nick]

Well, why would we buy a vow?

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Nick]

Well, that. That doesn't make sense.

[Brandon Walker]

TJ plot. It's like from Wheel of Fortune.

[Nick]

Vanna White got married. I'm happy nobody told me.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you bummed out? Is she your fallback?

[Nick]

No, but I got text Mark Bloodman. I'm sure he's sad.

[Brandon Walker]

How do you fumble Vanna?

[Nick]

I think she fumbled.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Well, good for him.

[Danny]

Two years is enough to like get to know her and stuff.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. He was all up in that.

[Brandon Walker]

You think that's for sure? A John Ham.

[Nick]

Yeah. Am I right or not? Thumbs up or thumbs down? Okay, so he's being coy.

[Eddie]

Oh, did he get a haircut?

[Nick]

I think so.

[Eddie]

Look at those layers.

[Nick]

I think I got a beard.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're looking Goodman. Looks good.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you uncomfortable with us talking about this? Dad giving Vanna an O?

[Danny]

He didn't even have to pay.

[Brandon Walker]

Got that vowel for free. That would be the first thing I tell people, even if I was dating somebody differently and they were with me.

[Nick]

Oh, you're dating somebody new? Yeah, yeah. By the way, the one before you was Vanna White.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

If I was Buttman, that's the first thing I tell the girl. My dad dated van White for two years in the 80s.

[Nick]

I think it was like a year and a half. I stretched out a little bit. Two years? I don't think it was that, but it was about a year and a half.

[Danny]

That's like a top name, like just like the mystique alone.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What is she like? Yeah, she's so iconic.

[Nick]

I'm probably pretty sure it was pre Wheel of Fortune. I don't think she was famous yet. Still, she was on the way and she was obviously already beautiful.

[Kyle]

Do you think it ruined the show for him forever?

[Brandon Walker]

I can't watch that again.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

She was universally lusted after.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I had a friend, he was. He was in a. A commercial for a Blackhawks, like season tickets thing. It was like a die hard Blackhawks fan. It was. He was with his ex girlfriend and so every time he would watch the Hawks, he would have to see him and her on the TV and he's like, it just ruins it for me.

[Danny]

Yeah. Can't watch. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Never be in a commercial with your girl. Never.

[Kate]

Surprised there aren't more Vannas.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it a popular name when she blew up?

[Kate]

Surprise. You think?

[Eddie]

Yeah, you're right.

[Kate]

At this point we'd see a lot of Vannas.

[Nick]

You're right.

[Eddie]

I've never met one.

[Kate]

Adult women named Vanna.

[Danny]

A lot of. Yeah, like 40 year olds.

[Nick]

Never seen Havana.

[Eddie]

Was her name short for Savannah or something like that? Or was she just Savannah?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Or is it short for.

[Danny]

Could it.

[Brandon Walker]

Could you shorten Vanessa? Oh, perhaps Savannah.

[Danny]

Gnarly.

[Nick]

I feel like it's anything. It's Savannah. Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Is that ours? Is that one of our. Is that a name we use?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Chris. Chrisley.

[Nick]

Right, Chris. Savannah.

[Eddie]

Oh, maybe not.

[Nick]

I've seen some Savannahs. I've never seen Havana.

[Kate]

There's. I mean, one in the news right now.

[Nick]

Havana or Savannah?

[Kate]

Savannah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, Guthrie.

[Kate]

Guthrie.

[Nick]

Oh my God.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Nick]

Yeah, I haven't been keeping up with that.

[Eddie]

Very sad. They have video of the guy at the door now with a map.

[Kyle]

That is.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, really?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a plant over the ring. Doorbell cam.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Creepy.

[Kyle]

And they just arrested a door dash driver. I know who it was. Not. That's crazy.

[Nick]

Arrested him or questioned him?

[Kyle]

They arrested him.

[Eddie]

They took him in for a few hours for questioning, but turns out I think his car. They kept seeing his car in the area on ring cams, but it turns out it's cuz he's a delivery driver. So.

[Danny]

Yeah, nothing suspicious like a. Are there any like.

[Nick]

Like.

[Danny]

Suspect theories of something suspicious?

[Eddie]

Not that I've. Not that I've seen.

[Danny]

Like a setup.

[Eddie]

It's like a real pickle.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's find Vanna White's real name.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, let's get off that.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

I think she's just a Vanna.

[Brandon Walker]

Just Vanna.

[Nick]

I think her parents came up with Vanna and we're like, we're going to name this person something unique and they went with it. Vanna.

[Kate]

Vanna. Yeah, it's just Vanna.

[Brandon Walker]

Stems from Gana.

[Kate]

Ah.

[Eddie]

Oh, Gana.

[Brandon Walker]

Ms. Georgia.

[Nick]

I didn't know she. Georgia. Where's that from?

[Eddie]

She's a southern gal.

[Brandon Walker]

North Myrtle Beach.

[Nick]

North Myrtle Beach. She was born.

[Eddie]

Oh, she got out of there.

[Nick]

Oh, good for her. She moved to Atlanta after graduating high school.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, but wait, she's been.

[Nick]

She.

[Brandon Walker]

She wasn't born white.

[Nick]

So roasted. She was a little pink.

[Kate]

Born. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Michael, jokes.

[Kate]

All right.

[Eddie]

School of Fashion and Design.

[Kyle]

Second husband.

[Brandon Walker]

Her first husband died. No. John Gibson. Oh, first partner. I guess she does have a lot to write about.

[Eddie]

Oh, handsome.

[Brandon Walker]

The Warriors.

[Eddie]

Chippendales dancer.

[Nick]

All right, let's do the inverse. Kate. If you see a dude and you're like, I bet he's got a very normal looking penis, do you call that like a Heidi Klum? And if you got a bad looking penis, what do you call that?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What's like an ugly woman?

[Nick]

It's an ugly woman's penis. A boy. Susan Boyle.

[Kate]

Oh, no. Susan.

[Brandon Walker]

We should do it around the office. Name an ugly woman.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Ah.

[Nick]

Oh, fuck.

[Brandon Walker]

She looks great now.

[Nick]

Does she? No. Yeah.

[Danny]

No.

[Nick]

No. You're trying to fix the clip.

[Eddie]

I'll tell you this much. Pat's got that Giselle bunching.

[Nick]

Does he?

[Eddie]

He's got that Giselle dick.

[Nick]

All right. Yeah. It didn't sound as good.

[Eddie]

No.

[Nick]

Anyway, good for her reading that.

[Danny]

Maybe get into an ad, switch over to an ad.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Nick]

Giselle dick and tj pull up.

[Kate]

Boil.

[Nick]

Let's boil now. Or boil then.

[Brandon Walker]

Boil now. I think is better than then.

[Eddie]

But very talented.

[Nick]

Of course.

[Eddie]

Very talented. Which is all that really matters at the end.

[Brandon Walker]

End.

[Nick]

She looks too good now. I know this is like the Kelly Osborne situation.

[Kate]

Boil. Boil.

[Nick]

Looks fine.

[Kate]

She's looking good.

[Nick]

She looks well. No, that's not.

[Brandon Walker]

That's pretty reason you.

[Nick]

You could date. What picture did you just show me?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[TJ]

To you.

[Nick]

Happy birthday, dear Timothy Happy birthday to you.

[Kate]

She still got it.

[Eddie]

Still got it.

[Nick]

Have a wonderful day.

[Brandon Walker]

You think Dana's heard that song before?

[Kate]

The Daytona 500. It is not just the start of NASCAR season. It's the moment when everything comes alive again and sets the tone for the entire year. It's iconic speed, pure spectacle and adrenaline filled moments wrapped into one larger than life American tradition. The great American race is prestigious without feeling stuffy and unpredictable in a way that keeps your heart and your throat for 500 miles. For drivers, it's the race that defines careers and etches their names into the history books forever. Full throttle. Three wide. Door to door racing action for the win. Clear your schedule, grab a drink and tune into the Daytona 500. Sunday, February 15th. That is this Sunday, I believe, if I'm understanding calendars correctly, at 2:30pm Eastern on Fox, the Daytona 500. It is. It's awesome. I've been in one Daytona 500, had the time of my life.

[Danny]

I've heard.

[Kate]

Can't recommend it enough. It Is. It is a great. It is called the Great American Race and I stand by that.

[Kyle]

It's a lot of fun.

[Kate]

I said this, this race is American. It is a race and I'll be damned. It is great. It's a fun time.

[Eddie]

Longest ever jet Ski ride in the pond in the middle of Daytona.

[Nick]

I'll be goddamn.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Eddie]

World record.

[Nick]

Has anybody seen any great stand up specials this week?

[Brandon Walker]

I have not. I haven't watched any yet.

[Kate]

Have you, Brandon?

[Nick]

I was just wondering.

[Eddie]

I'd be supportive if any new ones were out.

[Brandon Walker]

I agree.

[Nick]

Yeah, I would too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I agree.

[Nick]

He texted me the other day. Good. I'm talking about Smitty.

[Brandon Walker]

He seems well. He seems well.

[Nick]

He seemed very well. He texted me and I was like. I was like, yeah, what's up? And we texted back and forth. He seems like he's in good spirits and things are in good shape for him.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's great to hear.

[Eddie]

Pretty much everybody here would be very glad to hear that.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's the man.

[Nick]

Agreed. Agreed. He. I had texted him last January and he texted me as a direct reply to it Saturday and just said, thanks for that and everything. And then he got on my ass about my dozen championship. He said that was basically a Hakeem Olajuwon title while Michael Jordan was gone off and doing that stuff. So. But yeah, he seemed like he's in good shape.

[TJ]

So Che had texted him like two years ago asking if he could go on the rundown. And then Smitty texted Che the other day with a joke being like, sorry, I can't make it. Can you ask someone else?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And then I was like, Che, he was obviously kidding. He's like, oh. I thought like he just had the wrong numbers.

[Nick]

It was a jarring thing you said. I said like, are you available to do the rundown in 30 minutes from December 2024? I think Saturday he, he reached out to. I think Saturday took some time and reached out to everybody who had reached out to him or a lot of people that reached out to him. Probably not everybody, but yeah. So it's good to hear from him.

[Eddie]

Yeah. This is a weird thing to say, but he's got a very specific voice.

[Nick]

He does.

[Eddie]

That to me was very barstool and it, it's nice to hear it again.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I put out a stage.

[Brandon Walker]

I always like special he put it.

[Nick]

I, I didn't watch it because we were on mostly when it came out, but it was, it was like seven minutes of stand up. Ten minutes. Seventeen. Seventeen. Excuse me. Seven plus ten being seventeen, I was somehow right even though I was wrong.

[Eddie]

Good for him. That's how he got his start was doing small open mics and stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Hilarious.

[Nick]

Yeah, I would think so. He's got a dry. Yeah, he's funny guy.

[Kate]

Does he look funny? Like when he looks great. Does he look like a guy?

[Nick]

Actually, you know what?

[Kate]

He might on stage. Does he look funny?

[Nick]

He might be one of the guys that looks funny. He does look like he's.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I think the title of his stand up special, he's good humor about it. I think it was choose love. So I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it?

[Eddie]

I believe so. I hope I'm right, but I think so. Yeah. So he's having fun with it. Good.

[Nick]

TJ, I need to see something because I'm getting DMs. Did Hogdale go after me after the act started?

[Eddie]

For what?

[Nick]

Well, I was on the, I was on the web this morning which feels like it was two weeks ago. I was on web and we were talking about the Patriots and I simply said my feelings about the Patriots next year that they're not gonna be any good. And I think he, he, he, he answered me and he's pissed off. Oh, 241. We don't have to watch the whole thing going back to five or six wins next year will the schedule but just be too much to overcome for.

[Brandon Walker]

The New England Patriots going in the next year. No, no. This is a dumb, this is an absurd take.

[Nick]

It's one of the word.

[Brandon Walker]

One of the worst takes I've ever heard in my entire life. I got nothing against Brandon Walker.

[Nick]

Man, Brandon Walker's cool. Got to meet him in person for the first time not too long ago when I went down to San Francisco. Seems like a very pleasant guy, you.

[Brandon Walker]

Know, in any interaction that I've had with him.

[Nick]

Sure, sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Just a horrible take though. I mean I, I, I, I understand. You kick the losing team when they're down.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Nick]

When the team loses, it's, it's good.

[Brandon Walker]

To just, you know, like, hey, those guys agreed. Let's slander them. Up and down every which way.

[Kate]

Right?

[Nick]

I'm sorry. There's a 0% chance the Patriots win. Oh, then now we're talking games next year.

[Kate]

Less than nine.

[Brandon Walker]

Just based on. Have you seen their schedule?

[Nick]

It's gonna be nasty.

[Brandon Walker]

They have to play.

[Nick]

All right, that's.

[Kate]

Well, they won the division so now.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but that play a bunch of but you can't.

[Nick]

It does, but it ain't gonna be what it was this year, sure.

[Kyle]

But like, this year, the Bears technically the second hardest schedule, and it was not. It just didn't.

[Nick]

Sure. But they had a once in a lifetime, easy schedule this year. The Patriots for sure.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Even if he came in guns blazing, which he didn't. Could you be mad at him?

[Nick]

I don't think so, no. I wasn't prepared to have a war with him.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Nick]

That just wouldn't. So. So. But he also, now that I see it, he didn't come after me. He just came after what I said.

[Kate]

So zero percent chance.

[Brandon Walker]

Not you. Just what I said.

[Nick]

It's. Well, there's. There's.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a percent chance. Less than.

[Kate]

Less than 9. You should make a bet with them.

[Brandon Walker]

Jaguar hair.

[Kate]

Jaguar hair. If they don't win nine, hella.

[Nick]

Let's think of a different animal like Bengal hair. What about.

[Brandon Walker]

What about Patriot?

[Nick]

Patriot, Patriot hair?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Flag hair.

[Nick]

This. At the Bills, at the Bears, at the Lions, at the Chiefs, at the Chargers, Dolphins, Bills, Dolphins, Jets, Broncos, Raiders, Packers, Vikings, Jets, Jags.

[Kate]

My dumbass thought that was the actual sketch. Until like the fourth game, I was like, they open on the road.

[Nick]

The free. I mean, at Seahawks, at Jags, at Chargers, at Chiefs, at Lions. That's nasty. That's nasty.

[Kate]

Oof.

[TJ]

Speaking of angry Patriots fans, have you seen Fasoli?

[Nick]

Okay, so that was. I was gonna bring that up too. I saw. Viva tweeted out. What? I didn't see it.

[Brandon Walker]

So we actual mad Fasoli, which was weird to see, but he.

[Nick]

He was like, Kevin K. AFC and Fasoli.

[TJ]

I love Fasoli, but he was like, you don't know what it's like. Like, I had to sit in the.

[Nick]

300 levels growing up for solely Fasoli's thing was he was crying the other day, not because. Not because they were going to win or lose, but because he grew up. He only got to go to preseason games. His. His dad worked really hard to take him to games and everything. And Kevin tweeted out yesterday, like, oh, I didn't know that. Also still. Fuck you. Something like that.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Nick]

And I guess they finally crossed paths this morning.

[Brandon Walker]

The fuck you was probably in. It was probably a good, fun Jetsville.

[Nick]

Oh, I'll read it for the podcast.

[Brandon Walker]

This was in response to Kevin being like, fuck Fasoli for having. For crying at the Super Bowl.

[Nick]

I am so truly sorry that you had to endure being a Jets fan your entire life, kfc. But my tears were not just from the Patriots being in the Super Bowl. I didn't grow up with money or going to Patriot regular season games every week. I grew up with three other siblings and a father who was a construction worker who broke his back to bring us to a preseason game every summer or two. Did he stop laughing? It was truly such a beautiful moment and a moment I'll never forget in my life because of Dave Portnoy. Seeing a football game from that perspective instead of squishing around the tv, watching my favorite team at my family's house during Sunday dinner, like how I grew up doing. I truly hope in your lifetime you can feel the same from your pathetic franchise as let you down for so long. Now we need to see Kevin's answer, the tweet answer to that.

[TJ]

You would have thought he, like, grew up in Compton or that he grew up.

[Brandon Walker]

Where did he grow up?

[Kyle]

Lobster Trap, Mass.

[Nick]

I didn't realize the whole backstory about your family, your siblings and your dad's job and everything. In that case, I still don't give a. And I hate you and hope you all get your heart broken every year, which, again, I think is fair play.

[Kate]

That's pretty bad.

[Nick]

And so that's the Twitter backstory from yesterday. They apparently saw each other for the first time on Roan.com this morning. Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

This is awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

I just want to hear about your holy unique experience for you and your father and your brothers. I got one brother, two sisters.

[Nick]

Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

You and your family like football like no one else does. Yeah, no, but it was an unbelievable experience. You think I'd ever make it to a suite instead of next NFL owners? You wait. Was it. Was it more the Patriots or. Or like the barstool effect? Everything.

[Danny]

All of it.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, I. I was going to preseason games in the middle of August, three hundreds, Kevin. You think I would be in the suites on io7 next to the Raiders.

[Nick]

So. So.

[Danny]

What is that?

[Brandon Walker]

This is Boston accent kicking everything in. We were three hours before the game. I know, but that's what I mean. Patriot on the field. That's what I'm saying. That's why it's crazy. I grew up playing football. That's the biggest stage. That's my favorite sports. That's my favorite sport. You're acting like you. That's unique to you. Like, everybody did it. You're the only one acting out there. I love football. That's the biggest fucking stage you're seeing anything on. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, if it was like, Foxborough and you're around Patriots fans and all that, but you're like, I was around all Patriots fans. Yeah, I guess with like half the stadiums against you, you're on a neutral site. They're not even playing yet. Neutral site has nothing to do with it. It's the super bowl in California. Crying about Dave? No, I was crying about everything. I was looking out over the stadium, seeing my team's logo in the end zone, seeing him on the sideline, but also, like. Like the first hundred Super Bowls. Were you crying at all those, or was it because you were there? It's because I was there in person.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So.

[Nick]

But.

[Brandon Walker]

So this is never been to a big game like that.

[Eddie]

Get it?

[Nick]

Get it? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, I'm not saying that it is a.

[Nick]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

It's rare for somebody to cry like this. I'm saying that every time there is somebody that I just hate. And this time it's you because you were also a newer, newer character. Like, it's always Dave Gas.

[Nick]

Yeah, I said.

[Brandon Walker]

And so it was like, oh, go add it to the list. This is one more guy to wish the worst upon him and I hope you never get back.

[Nick]

It's.

[TJ]

It's the preseason game.

[Danny]

It's the middle of August.

[Kyle]

The Raiders is great.

[Eddie]

The Raiders.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm in the. I'm in a sweet aisle 7. Sit next to the Raiders.

[Danny]

Wait, I don't get that part.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know either.

[Kyle]

Mark Davis was in the suite next to them.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I thought it was like he forgot his name.

[Danny]

I thought someone's name. He's talking about the team. The Raiders.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Kate]

Las Vegas Rock was in the spot.

[Danny]

There wasn't even a Patriot on the field yet. Of course I was crying.

[Kyle]

That was good.

[Brandon Walker]

I still don't quite get the argument.

[Kate]

I don't know whose side I'm on. I just love that it's.

[Nick]

I. The one side being laughing and pointing and joking at the Patriots losing, and then the other, Fasoli being that angry and that mad. Kevin never got mad, right? I gotta go. I gotta go. Kevin on this.

[Danny]

That was just good.

[Brandon Walker]

Imagine if you had a time machine. You could go back and tell boy Fasoli squished in front of his tv, that he'd be sitting next to deraiders on aisle seven.

[Kate]

Do. Who would have thought?

[Brandon Walker]

I love that boy so much.

[Danny]

That August preseason, his dad broke his back. Dad, are you okay? Like, we can leave, dad.

[Brandon Walker]

We don't need to be at the 300.

[Nick]

Also, it wasn't like we never got to go to anything. We never got to go to game. We just went to preseason season games.

[Kate]

Yeah, right.

[TJ]

I could see you Being overly happy about getting to go to the super bowl, but leading with, like, I've only ever been to a preseason game in August.

[Nick]

If that was Hogdale's first game ever. Yes. He'd never been to a Patriots game, maybe never an NFL game, but what.

[Brandon Walker]

Did his dad do?

[Nick]

Yeah, you're right. I don't know if.

[Kate]

I mean, it's, it's nice facilities, appreciative.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

I like that. There are way too many people that are like, I deserve this and whatever, so that's nice, but.

[Brandon Walker]

KFC jets fan.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

But I, I.

[Kate]

To, to KFC's point, I don't think he had a unique experience as. As hard as he tried to make it seem, like, yeah, no one has had the life that I had.

[Nick]

Like, he got it out of mud. Yeah. And I think Kevin might be right that the, the tears were pro. A lot of it was probably Patriots and his dad and everything, but, like, he was also in a suite with Portnoy and, you know, and the Raiders and. And the Raiders.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think if he would have said that, like, you know, I never thought I'd be here. I think it would be more.

[TJ]

That make more sense.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Marty pointed out that, like, a couple years ago, Fasoli was tweeting, I can't believe I'm sleeping on Marty Much's couch. We film a video with him. Like, that's always just, like, the number one, like, appreciating his surroundings guy. And he loves the Patriots and barstool and this was, you know, both of them.

[Kate]

Kind of reminds me of Duke's crying when Dayton won the first round knuckle tournament.

[Kyle]

Skull. Yeah, I took that video. That was.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was a great work at it.

[Kyle]

I was like. Like, I knew I was witnessing history. You know, it's one of those rare times, like, this is just.

[Nick]

And that was crying.

[Kate]

It's cool that it means this much to you, but also, we have to clown you just how.

[Danny]

That's. That's what it is. I understand completely. It was just super sentimental for him. What an experience. But you're getting clown.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

It's how it works. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's not malicious clown. No, it just would have been anybody.

[Kate]

Can I see the Dukes video?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Nick]

The Dukes.

[Kate]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The. The Fasoli tweet was like, if you would have told me three years ago, I'd be sitting in Marty Mush's apartment waiting for him to get ready to go film at a dumpster. A dude named Jersey Jerry used to sleep next to I would have told you I don't believe you. Or something along the lines of that.

[Nick]

Hey, Mark, when you started at barstool, when you got the job, did you anticipate more great dugs moments along the way? Because when you started, it was right when he did.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Who should Wait, who should.

[Kate]

The MVP should have been like, yeah.

[Nick]

The first couple of weeks we had a lot of great dudes, and then all of a sudden he's just.

[Kate]

Well, Dayton basketball was good too when I started. They're not very good anymore, so there's that too. That. He was just so emotional about that. I mean, this is this. And I didn't know this was over here.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was me and him for some reason.

[Kate]

You were in Dayton.

[Kyle]

We were in Dayton. That's at a bar.

[Nick]

They just won a first round game against somebody like Nevada. Nevada. Oh, okay.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Kyle]

10 verse seven.

[Eddie]

But was every dude in there crying?

[Kate]

Right. Cuz.

[Nick]

Cuz.

[Brandon Walker]

Cuz.

[Kate]

My reaction is kind of what KFC was saying is like, you're not like. Everyone in that bar is very happy that Dayton won.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And they have similar stories. That's just sobbing.

[Danny]

So he's sobbing.

[Brandon Walker]

Dukes was supposed to be there to.

[Nick]

Film you, right, Eddie? Isn't that.

[Kyle]

No, no, no. It was one of those High Noon parties and I volunteered to go to one. And then I, I, I drew, I drew Dayton and Dukes. I was like, all right, nice. Never thought I'd see this, but here we go. And then we're at Dayton. And it was, to be fair to Dukes, it was a great game. They're down like 15. It was, yeah, like they, they were dead in the water. But his lot, his argument, I guess, or his feeling was because he was at school when they were the one seed that got canceled, Right. And his dad went there, so there's like a deep history.

[Kate]

All that's fair. And then. But I, I think you look at the rest of the people in the bar and like they have, have probably the exact same story and they're just kind of like, you all right, buddy? Crying over there.

[Nick]

You were, you were very close on this.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus, have you seen this one?

[Kate]

If you told me six months ago that I'd be sitting on Marty Mush's couch at 6am waiting for him to get up so we could film a guy named Jersey Jerry as he trains the fight and rough and rowdy, I would have paused stool scenes on my couch and said, if.

[Eddie]

What did owen say?

[Danny]

What did owen say?

[Kate]

Oh, man, I miss Dukes. Where is he now?

[Brandon Walker]

Financial he's doing something completely opposite. He's producing podcast.

[Kate]

Oh, that's right. That's right.

[Brandon Walker]

We'd never guess.

[Kate]

That's right. He's like, I really can't say. It's. Do we remember trying to leave my old life behind me. This is something completely new.

[Danny]

I'm think he said, I'm doing a complete 360 kind of.

[Eddie]

God.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's good.

[Kyle]

I think he put through a tweet out there being like, hey, if you need people in the suite.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he throw a feeler out there?

[Kyle]

I think he might have.

[Brandon Walker]

I mentioned it to Dave at the flag football to see what would happen. He, he, he, he laughed.

[Nick]

He wasn't. Was he a Patriots fan?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Remember that episode he came on and it was just hit after hit. His leg was broken. And you're like, how's your leg? And he's like, oh, which one? Like, how's your family?

[Nick]

How's your family?

[Brandon Walker]

He was a good character.

[Nick]

We found out ob. Ob Topen his girl.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Kept calling my ex girlfriend while we were dating. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That.

[Nick]

Yeah. He was one of those. I thought would be a be. Be a lifer. We would just get dug stuff every.

[Danny]

Two or three, honestly.

[Brandon Walker]

And now he just has a complete.

[Kate]

You're right, Brandon. Like, the second I got hired, I got a lot of dudes in my life.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And I was like, I guess this is just going to be a steady thing for me, huh?

[Nick]

And didn't know what we had.

[Kate]

I know, man. Now I get Donnie instead.

[Nick]

Which, by the way, his hatred for you is my favorite thing at the company. I was. I watched the clip back of you going over there and riding gates. And then when he, when he wheels that thing around, he does it with some malice. He's. He's. He might throw a punch in that moment.

[Kate]

I think I have to go to China. Right. I have to not tell him.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Even if he's like, pop up.

[Nick]

If you have to miss a year of your daughter's life so you can get your chi on. On par with Donnie, you're gonna have to do it.

[Kate]

You're gonna have to.

[Brandon Walker]

I think the root of him getting flustered is this the first time he's not really good at something immediately like talking live in a mic, and it's getting him all flustered. He doesn't know what to do over correcting.

[Nick]

But Jack shouldn't be allowed to talk to him.

[Brandon Walker]

No. They can't be friends anymore.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Donnie went to the high school. That's the bad guys and Mighty Ducks. He played hockey for the bad school.

[Nick]

Yeah. Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

The. The video that Rudy put out of Donnie and Rudy playing. Are you smarter than a fifth grader is? Holy. That's a real. That's a real crew right there. The reading comprehension on that crypt again. That was a great video. It's an hour super cut of. Just hits the hour highlights. I remember vividly reading that book. Yeah, that was a fun one.

[Nick]

Yeah, it was a good book.

[Brandon Walker]

That. And of my Samantha liked and rapes of grass.

[Eddie]

E.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, Rudy, here's fourth grade.

[Kate]

Here's our. This is.

[Nick]

After that.

[Brandon Walker]

Here's fourth grade.

[Nick]

Buckle up.

[Danny]

All right, Rudy. All right, it's time to lock in.

[Brandon Walker]

We need your full attention, Rudy. Here comes fourth grade. Really good video.

[Nick]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

It's an hour of just that in that video.

[Nick]

The rapes of Gr.

[Eddie]

Rudy's videos have been doing really well. He's doing great.

[Danny]

Everyone should go subscribe and watch him.

[Nick]

Him.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Nick]

Is. Is. Is Rudy dumb like that? Does he have moments?

[Danny]

Because Rudy's another guy similar to Donnie put together as.

[Brandon Walker]

He doesn't get flustered like Donnie.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

So whenever he says something dumb, I think he kind of turtles up.

[Nick]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

But he.

[Nick]

He does it too, because Rudy's got his together.

[Brandon Walker]

He can't read okay. At all.

[Nick]

Not even a little bit?

[Kate]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Not a word. Not a lick.

[Nick]

Oh, that was on display during the.

[Brandon Walker]

Things strange couldn't spell. Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Wedge.

[Brandon Walker]

We got.

[Nick]

Did the. Did the. I know you told us about it, but did the George Floyd grill make that video?

[Brandon Walker]

It did make the video. It did make the video. I let Donnie tattoo my leg.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's when. Yeah, during that part.

[Nick]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Nick]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Eddie]

Hell yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Love for us. That's why we command. That's why we all sit first class. Kate.

[Eddie]

Hell yeah.

[Nick]

Hell, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was. Did you pay to upgrade or did you just get that ticket?

[Nick]

No, I paid, okay? I paid. Oh, I. I just. Yeah, I pay. Plus, I was taking my wife, too, and I didn't want her to sit in 38G.

[Brandon Walker]

That's where I was.

[Nick]

Yeah, no, you weren't.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I upgraded to exit row for 60 bucks.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Brandon, whatever happened with vacation plans you had with the boys? And I feel like you had a few.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Texas.

[Kate]

You had a few lines out there that you.

[Nick]

I got a lot of lines out there. Tommy is still Austin, Texas. The. The middle boy. The middle boy said nothing. And the youngest boy wants to go to Seattle because he liked the Seahawks the other day. Oh, he watched it. That was the first super bowl the youngest one has watched with me the other day. It was amazing. But now he's all about the Seahawks in Seattle, and we were rooting pretty hard for the Seattle in my house, so.

[Kate]

Interesting.

[Danny]

So are your kids into, like, nature and landforms and.

[Nick]

So youngest. Youngest boy is into sports. Basketball, Baseball, golf, above all else. The middle boy is into space and telescopes and. And cooking and stuff like that. And Tommy is my. He wants to go hiking and he wants to go see mountains and he wants. Which is odd. Why? He's the one who wants to go to Austin.

[Danny]

Text ball worlds.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's that? In southern West Virginia with the giant telescope.

[Danny]

Pocahontas County.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. Is it?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Green belt Seattle.

[Eddie]

Might be. You got all three with that.

[Nick]

So I got three. Three. Three different boys and three different wants. And then if you have my girl, she wants to go.

[Kate]

Everything else, she wants to go to everywhere but Seattle.

[Danny]

What about. What is it? Cape Canaveral.

[Nick]

Oh, down in Florida. Is that a touristy destination? Can you go there?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Good beaches nearby, big cruise hub.

[Eddie]

I could see Tommy going in the Everglades and hunting those snakes that they're trying to kill and stuff.

[Nick]

Yeah, I can see him doing, like, a snake hunting simulator on his computer. I don't know if I can get him out there.

[Kate]

Snake hunting simulator?

[Nick]

Yeah, Zah. You ever done snake hunting simulator?

[Brandon Walker]

Nah, but that sounds pretty awesome.

[Nick]

Yeah, I'd love to. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Zah. Have you seen the. Roma is selling game. Used jerseys and shorts. Of their women team.

[Kate]

Oh, really?

[Brandon Walker]

And did you see how much more the shorts are than the tops? And then there's one that's way more expensive, too. Oh, wait, isn't Alicia. Alicia Lehman? It is. And then the shorts are, like, triple the price. Oh, have you all seen Alicia Lehman before? Wait, who's the one that's expensive here? I'm guessing Alicia Layman. Aliah Pilgrim. Aaliyah Pilgrim.

[Nick]

Giant.

[Brandon Walker]

Barcelona was selling grass the other, like, two years ago. Game worn women's shorts.

[Danny]

I never understood that fetish of, like, wanting to smell.

[Nick]

Huh. Yeah. The last thing I'd want to do.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's got to be, like, the faintest remnants, too. It's like not getting, like, is there.

[Brandon Walker]

A sommelier for that? We gotta get Ian Cobble.

[Kate]

There's the Ian Cobble of.

[Nick]

Of all the interactions with somebody, smelling's the worst. Is that your least favorite smelling somebody? Like. Like, I just.

[Brandon Walker]

If somebody smells good, though, I like me.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, it works. It's. It's. It goes the other way, too. Someone's good. They could be Jack Osborne or they smell good.

[Danny]

There's this new.

[Kate]

Even someone as hideous as Jack.

[Danny]

There's this new deaf and blind baby on the market. He loves the wind. Been seeing his videos.

[Nick]

On the market. How?

[Danny]

I've been seeing him on. Like, he's hit the scene on the.

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

Yeah, I guess that's the wrong word on social media.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, of course he loves the way.

[Danny]

It's a. It is adorable. But he is in heaven, so.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I'm glad he's happy.

[Brandon Walker]

Roan.

[Eddie]

What did Ron say?

[Brandon Walker]

That's for so many good things, you guys.

[Nick]

That's beautiful.

[Danny]

It's truly touching.

[Brandon Walker]

It is.

[Danny]

But it's amazing how much he loves just being outside.

[Brandon Walker]

I love that.

[Eddie]

Hell, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it because of smells?

[Danny]

I think the feel.

[Nick]

I gotta say. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Breeze.

[Danny]

The feel of a breeze.

[Eddie]

That's probably a whole sensory.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Sensory wonderland.

[Nick]

Poor baby boy way sitting outside in the breeze is awesome.

[Eddie]

It's nice.

[Nick]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Duh.

[Nick]

Z. You okay? I'm all good.

[Danny]

I'm all good.

[TJ]

Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Cr.

[Nick]

Sitting outside in the breeze is. Is awesome. And you made this.

[Brandon Walker]

Now there's sad. Breaking news.

[Nick]

Oh, no. What? No, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he was sick.

[Nick]

God damn it.

[Eddie]

He had, like, six kids.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Brandon Walker]

Awful.

[Nick]

Well, all right.

[Brandon Walker]

We asked for it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That sucks.

[Nick]

You think of him? Is it Dawson or Varsity Blues?

[Brandon Walker]

Dawson.

[Nick]

Dawson. Dawson. First for sure.

[Kyle]

I think Varsity Blues now.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He had a really great sense of humor. He was very funny, too.

[Kyle]

Quarterback And Angus. We ever seen Angus?

[Brandon Walker]

What's Angus?

[Nick]

That's the big kid. Big redhead kid.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's a good movie. I don't think I watched it, but I was aware of maybe I watched it once.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was a good one. What else was he in?

[Nick]

He definitely showed up in. Showed up in something sarcastically. He show up like Jay and Silent Bob doing something.

[Kyle]

I think you're right. Yeah, I think you're right.

[Eddie]

Dawson's Creek was one of those shows I had to sneak. I wasn't allowed to watch it, but.

[Nick]

Oh, really?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't even know what it was about.

[Nick]

I was just about high school problems. Right.

[Eddie]

High school kids. But it had, like, adult themes.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, they'd be sneaking out at night.

[Nick]

It was him and Joshua Jackson was Pacey. My best friend Alan Brown watched it religiously. I never watched it with him, but he would tell me about it. Were we gay? No. Anyway, who's the girl?

[Eddie]

There was a few leading ladies that were shot from that chip.

[Nick]

Yeah, There we go. There we go. There we go. Yep.

[Eddie]

And then who's the blonde?

[Kyle]

It was. Her name was Michelle in the show.

[Nick]

I think this is why the other day when that winning question for you what? Came out and it was like Party of Five, I was like, he's got that one.

[Kyle]

That was a little early for me.

[Nick]

You got your. You got your 90s and. Or late 90s show.

[Brandon Walker]

What was your original dozen team?

[Kyle]

Me, Clem and Rico Bosco.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you guys good? Were you winning a lot?

[Nick]

We were.

[Brandon Walker]

We were.

[Kyle]

Not bad. But we never won.

[Eddie]

I'll tell you this. Dawson's Creek walked so Outer Banks could run. They were the original because they lived in the swamplands of the. The ladies will get it.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never seen out of Banks.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a good one too.

[Brandon Walker]

Big one.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I never saw Outer Banks either. I did. I at least dropped in on Dawson's Creek a couple times.

[Brandon Walker]

Good theme song.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And she blocked them from redoing it. So now when people watch it, it's not in the show.

[Nick]

What's their problem?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Scrub. Scrubs has changed all their songs on streaming now.

[Kyle]

Did that.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, I think they might have. Since they're rebooting or redoing.

[Brandon Walker]

They're getting them back.

[Nick]

Might have got him back. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[TJ]

Because that.

[Brandon Walker]

The music and Scrubs was the best. They were great at it.

[Eddie]

What?

[Kate]

What?

[Nick]

I may have. I may have been able to watch the first couple episodes of the. You have you have screener you want?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Does it have big watermark that says Brandon over it? Huh. Does it actually.

[Nick]

Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

Send it to me. I'll tweet it out.

[Nick]

Okay. Did you say who I was interviewing the other day? Okay.

[Kate]

Keep it a secret but I guess they can guess no one will know.

[Brandon Walker]

Unrelated.

[Nick]

What a magical day that was related.

[Kate]

To my access to the two scrubs.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it pretty solid?

[Nick]

It was great.

[Brandon Walker]

It was phenomenal.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of fan service though.

[Nick]

Oh yeah. Fanboy all over them. Oh, the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Legitimate storytelling.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Nick]

Yeah, it was good.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, TV went out.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Nick, did you watch the screener I sent you several months ago for that comedian Chris Crofton?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I did not.

[Eddie]

Okay. I've just been harboring that deep down for several months.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I forgot you sent it. You should remind watch it.

[Nick]

That's going to apologize to Nick for bringing that up.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no, no. I will just been waiting. I would love to watch.

[Nick]

Don't say how beige Cody is.

[Danny]

Scheme.

[Eddie]

Like a piece of white bread.

[Kate]

Kodak.

[Danny]

Should we have him on?

[Nick]

It's just looking beige.

[Brandon Walker]

He's always walking across. Where's he going?

[Nick]

Probably over there.

[Brandon Walker]

To make this interaction happen.

[Eddie]

Right.

[TJ]

Strategic.

[Nick]

Plenty of other.

[Brandon Walker]

There's so many other waters.

[Eddie]

Wait till they see how beige I am today.

[TJ]

They're gonna blend in.

[Brandon Walker]

So does he like that?

[Nick]

Does he like that beige from head?

[Eddie]

His cheeks match the body armor.

[Kate]

You're the man, Cody.

[Brandon Walker]

How's your dog Cody? He ate a chicken wing the other day. It's going to drive him to his death, man.

[Nick]

Grab. How. How is that the answer to that question?

[Brandon Walker]

How's your dog? Well, every.

[Nick]

How's your dog Cody? He ate a chicken wing.

[Danny]

So maybe great, maybe maybe bad.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Best day of his life or worse.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did you talk about the Kaminga story on Mostly?

[Nick]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the story?

[Kyle]

So he just got traded the trade. He's a guy in the Warriors.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Kyle]

And one of the reports was that it was because one of his family members was taking too much food out of the room. Like the. Like the family room.

[Nick]

Oh, like catering at the Warriors.

[Kyle]

Yes. What a nightmare.

[Nick]

Golden State reportedly alerted Kaminga the person around him was taking too much food from the family room. Sources surrounding situation said the relationship between coming in the organization had become petty and should have ended years. How much?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that happened. Hilarious.

[Danny]

What is a family room?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

They have rooms for like where each.

[Danny]

Of their families like the NFL Teams.

[Eddie]

Get graded on it, like how good the family rooms and stuff are. Yeah. Interesting.

[Kate]

How much?

[Nick]

How much could you possibly be taking?

[Kyle]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brandon Walker]

East African. That checks out. Who said that?

[Nick]

Brandon.

[Danny]

Brandon.

[Nick]

Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Whose voice was that?

[Nick]

I was on camera. While that voice was talking, my mouth wasn't moving.

[Eddie]

Moving.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Nick]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we see a picture of Kaminga's family? Maybe Gas.

[Nick]

That's crazy. That's a petty thing to put out though.

[Eddie]

That's. You have to be bringing a tote bag with Ziplocs in it. Really?

[Nick]

Yeah. You got to be like taking it home and eating it later.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Nick]

Every night.

[Brandon Walker]

Night.

[Eddie]

I take a couple treats for my kids at the end of every day.

[Kate]

That's so.

[Eddie]

But I'm not taking.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Kate]

I was like, that's so funny.

[Kyle]

Blown away.

[Kate]

Yeah. Who abuses the food here the most?

[Eddie]

Oh, maybe me.

[Nick]

I mean, I have some answers, but Shay. Shay does.

[Kate]

But you take home. You like that is the other.

[Nick]

What do you think?

[Brandon Walker]

So what? That lady is taking everything. Anything that is left behind.

[Nick]

Jesus.

[Eddie]

You just could tell, brother.

[Brandon Walker]

I know the kind. That is a proper African mommy right there.

[Danny]

She's taking it all. Z always.

[Brandon Walker]

They don't waste when it comes to food.

[Eddie]

They don't play unrelated. Let's really make sure we get a full shot of Z there. Let's make sure we really show that face.

[TJ]

To answer your question, it was Tate. He didn't grocery shop for his first eight.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, Tate. He lived off the office insane style, putting on weight.

[Nick]

Nikki Smokes will come here in the evening after he's gone home to get the free food and leave without walking into the office properly. He'll like walk in to the bar, make a place plate, walk out.

[Kate]

Walk out.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah, but I mean, it's free food. It's free food.

[Kate]

It's free food.

[Brandon Walker]

A ton gets thrown away.

[Nick]

Not gonna shame people for free food.

[Kate]

The only egregious move would be if you're making plates to Take home, I think.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If.

[Kate]

If we had, like catering. You make your plate to eat here and then you go back.

[Kyle]

Oh, didn't dang it matter, because he was.

[Nick]

I don't know who would do that, Mark. What you just said, you do that. I don't know who. That's crazy what you just said. Yeah, do that. Of course.

[Brandon Walker]

So much.

[Kate]

I actually, I didn't know that was. I wasn't making a joke.

[Nick]

I will till the end. At the end of the night and you see what is available. And Shay, this is how you do it too, right? At the end of the night, you put. You put away a leftover for the next day.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I was watching closely. We had Kadoba cater and there were some people really loading. Really loading up. First in line. It smokes.

[Nick]

Correct.

[TJ]

I'll go up to people and say, is that your second place? And they get so mad.

[Brandon Walker]

They get really mad. I do that to Max every time.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Well, one of the great controversies in my time at barstool was at Chick Fil A. Chick Fil A. Chick Fil.

[Brandon Walker]

A. Oh, yeah, we're taking second, two second sandwich.

[Eddie]

What was it, though? Who was the one taking Youngstown Bob.

[Nick]

But I guess there was somebody was sitting back, either with a camera or just like notepad, just seeing who got one. And that's why you do what I do. You go get one, you deputize somebody else to go get your second one and a third person to go get your third one. That's why I got my sister hired in the first place.

[Brandon Walker]

Just to grab your food.

[Nick]

Just to grab my food.

[Brandon Walker]

What you get her for a birthday?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Nick]

I asked her yesterday, how much money do you want me to send you for your birthday? And she said, instead of money, can you just give me Instagram followers? And I said. I said, yeah. And I tagged her in something. So please go follow my sister on Instagram.

[Danny]

Yep. Run it up now.

[Nick]

Run it up right now. Yeah, she likes.

[Eddie]

She's a fun follower. She's a fun lady.

[TJ]

I don't know.

[Nick]

She. She is a fun lady.

[Kate]

You don't want too many followers if you're her. Like, what's her sweet spot, you think?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Kate]

She woke up tomorrow and she had 150,000 followers. I think that's scary.

[Nick]

No, I would say if she could get to 30,000 would be amazing.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's a good.

[Nick]

I don't know how many she's got now, though. Maybe she's over 30,000 eight she's eight. 25,000, I think.

[Brandon Walker]

10 to 11.

[Nick]

Yeah, 11,000.

[Eddie]

Kate, underscore Walker.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Go on there and comment. Brandon's fat on the first picture. We know you're a yacker.

[Nick]

Why would you do that, though?

[Eddie]

Do it right now so she gets.

[TJ]

More comments and engagement.

[Nick]

But if she wants money, I'll send her some money, too.

[Eddie]

There we go.

[Nick]

Send her some money.

[Eddie]

Cute as a button.

[Nick]

Speaking of, if anybody here wants to buy a house.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. How's that going?

[Nick]

I gotta put it on the market.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's not up there.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it empty?

[Nick]

Yeah, it's empty. Cleaners are going over there today to put in the air mattress in the living room.

[Eddie]

But this is a good time to sell a house up here when everything's desolate.

[Nick]

Spring is what I. Springs coming, though. Spring's coming pretty quick. Spring.

[Brandon Walker]

It's getting there.

[Nick]

Well, obviously this will be fake spring that we're about to do a little.

[Brandon Walker]

Bit, but I would be concerned. But you haven't stopped your buying habits whatsoever.

[Nick]

No.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No.

[Nick]

In fact, you've upped it. I've upped it? Yeah. Yeah. Bought a bunch of baseball cards yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Today.

[Nick]

And a Michael Jordan statue.

[Kate]

Is that what you just opened?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You. You bought those with your own money?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Well, I'll be damned.

[TJ]

Michael Jordan statue?

[Nick]

Oh, a little. I. I'll break it out tomorrow.

[Kate]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

What? What? What's the what?

[Nick]

It's just a little figurine. It's not really a statue. It's about. About. About yay tall.

[Kate]

What's he doing?

[Nick]

Shooting.

[Kate]

Shooting a basketball.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Got to be a basketball.

[Kate]

Make more sense shooting a gun.

[Nick]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be an awesome statue.

[TJ]

Michael B. Jordan.

[Kate]

Got a statue of Michael Jordan shooting.

[Nick]

I kind of want to hear Z talk more about Africans.

[Brandon Walker]

Of course you do.

[Nick]

No, I. That's not. I just thought it was funny. Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

He says what you're thinking.

[Nick]

You guess.

[Kate]

Mark. I'm being Z. I'm being serious. This isn't. I'm not even trying to be goofy here. This is. This is serious business.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kate]

Is there any African representation in the Winter Olympics? Olympics.

[Brandon Walker]

Good question. I actually. No idea. I haven't been watching. I. I would assume. I would assume. South Africa.

[Danny]

South Africa, for sure. That's the only place that snows their elevation.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not a big Winter. Winter Olympics guy.

[Eddie]

I watched the men skating yesterday afternoon, and there's this guy, ilia, from the U.S. oh, yeah. And they're calling him the quad God.

[Danny]

He's impressive.

[Brandon Walker]

His parents were killed in that place. A plane accident.

[Eddie]

Like, different guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe he's the only person on the. In the world that can do all 24 jumps.

[Eddie]

He did a backflip and a quad.

[Danny]

Watch his routine. It's unbelievable.

[Eddie]

Yeah. They're calling the quad father. And the God of quad does what again? He. 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Brandon Walker]

Only figure skating. He can do all six types of quad. Like there's six jumps in an ice skate. He's the.

[Kate]

Oh, so it's not his.

[Brandon Walker]

Like the axle and the sal. Oh, I thought like his.

[Eddie]

No, no, no, no, no. But they're calling him that because his legs. You should look after. I was looking at his quads in the tights and I'm like, holy. Those are quads.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Eddie]

You can only do a quad if you have quads. Oh, quad begets quad. Do you see?

[Kate]

Is that why they call it?

[Nick]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Which quad gets in the.

[Nick]

What you're saying sounds crazy.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

The guy running up the hill and skis was crazy.

[Eddie]

That was crazy too.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see that, Kyle?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to love that guy.

[Danny]

I heard he did a six minute mile uphill.

[Brandon Walker]

In skis.

[Danny]

In skis.

[Eddie]

And I have to say I was watching. What is it called when the ladies are on the sled, like, and they're.

[Danny]

Looking down like this skeleton is head first.

[Eddie]

I was watching that. I had my heart pounded. It was like really four in a row. Each lady topped each other for the gold. It was really exciting.

[Kate]

They do double loop. I saw the double.

[Brandon Walker]

Boy.

[Nick]

How do you.

[Brandon Walker]

How do you get your pops to buy you the equipment for that?

[Eddie]

Why are they doing that? Because the weight makes you go faster. Like, what's.

[Brandon Walker]

There's got to be a better way.

[Danny]

Mixed L.

[Kate]

Crazy double.

[Nick]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Me and a bunch of my mom friends are going to the new ladies sports bar on Friday to watch the Olympics.

[Nick]

There's a ladies sports bar? Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's just open.

[Nick]

Huh.

[Danny]

Get into women's skeleton.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

By the way, if there's a lady sports bar that seems like it will be overrun with men.

[Brandon Walker]

Men.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I would just go.

[Nick]

If it's full of. If it's full of ladies who love sports, why would men not want to go there first?

[Eddie]

I think dudes are welcome. And this is probably ladies with standards and taste, which scares men off.

[Brandon Walker]

What's it called? Pads.

[Nick]

I thought you were going.

[Eddie]

It should be. That's great. Yeah. I'm looking forward to it.

[Brandon Walker]

It's got a ladies sports bar.

[Kate]

There aren't men's sports bars. That's Kind of.

[Danny]

That is.

[TJ]

You guys.

[Eddie]

You guys need more space. Is something we can work towards.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

What does the menu look at a place like that?

[Eddie]

A lot of clam. Clam. Clam strips.

[Brandon Walker]

Clam strips.

[Eddie]

Clams casino. Clam strips. Clam.

[Brandon Walker]

It's all clam. It's all clam.

[Kate]

Clam.

[Nick]

Everywhere you look, clam and ham.

[Brandon Walker]

What's it called, babes? I think it's called am.

[Nick]

Has anybody been to the Clam yet?

[Eddie]

No, it's like three blocks away.

[Brandon Walker]

It looks so shitty.

[Nick]

Yeah, but that's okay. I mean.

[Eddie]

Oh, hog.

[Nick]

Still want to go once?

[Kate]

You can't just go, right? Isn't that what you got to make a reservation? Got to make a.

[Brandon Walker]

You can buy tickets either for a. A block of I think 90 minutes or. I was telling Kyle this. From 10:30 to 2:00am it turns into a Y2K DJ dance party.

[Nick]

H, that sounds awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know who the is going to that clientele.

[Eddie]

Yeah, who's going that?

[Kate]

Is it like a functioning bar? Like normally, like when you're buying a ticket for 90 minutes? Is it. Is it like. Or is it like I can go hang out and get drinks and I don't know. I have no shoot the.

[Eddie]

It's a bar that turns over a lot that's changed ownership a lot.

[Nick]

The K.

[Kate]

You know, like.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we must be at the Flam.

[Eddie]

I will say there's a very cool bar that's across the the street that's on my bucket list.

[Brandon Walker]

From iconic characters to hilarious photo ops and theme park. Something on your bucket list is across the street from you? Yeah, I have two small kids.

[Eddie]

I don't get out too much. I gotta go to the Clam bar.

[Brandon Walker]

What is.

[Danny]

What is the appeal of the bar?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's like a comfy couch.

[Nick]

Oh, my God, this cardboard cutouts. The food.

[Brandon Walker]

We went definitely crazy. We had the Nacho Joe nachos, which is absolutely insane. Insane.

[Nick]

Look at this matter.

[Kate]

It was absolute west town. You understood the assignment?

[TJ]

Absolutely.

[Eddie]

Oh, he knows how to open a burger. Like an influencer.

[Brandon Walker]

Bite and pretty bites for the table. And to top things off, the gubbing bear Griffin sundae.

[Eddie]

Can we put this on the wheel that someone has to go to the Y2K dance party.

[Nick]

Oh, maybe not the Y2K dance party.

[Brandon Walker]

The Drunken Clam.

[Eddie]

I'll go with you.

[Brandon Walker]

How much is it, Kate going Valentine.

[Kate]

20 bucks a person.

[Brandon Walker]

Drink ticket and entry. And then I guess you can buy from there, but.

[Eddie]

Well, across the street's one of the hottest new jazz clubs in town.

[Kate]

That's probably not.

[Nick]

Everything's across the street from the Drunken Clam.

[Danny]

You don't plan to go to the Drunken Clown, right?

[Brandon Walker]

You end up like a clam.

[Danny]

If you were on acid with your boys and turned a corner and you're like, is that the drunken?

[Brandon Walker]

That would be awesome.

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[Kyle]

Sure.

[Nick]

Get that wheel spinning.

[TJ]

You thought of any replacements for wet yet?

[Nick]

I need to get on that. Thank you, Danny. You're welcome. I was trying to get through the super bowl before I tackled the wet wheel. Made it through and here we are.

[Brandon Walker]

You're due to get sick.

[Nick]

I am? You're right.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You're right. You know my sick calendar. Well, as soon as we stop having to work every day, I. I throw a couple sick days at you.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

All right.

[TJ]

All right.

[Nick]

We'll see. Everybody tomorrow. Thanks.

[Danny]

Go.

[Nick]

It's the act.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the act.

[Nick]

It's the act.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the act.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's time to talk shop.

[Eddie]

It's reaction.

[Brandon Walker]

Bye, guys. See you tomorrow.

[Nick]

Bye.