PLINKO DAY 2026 | The Yak 1-30-26

Summary

The Yak: "PLINKO DAY 2026" – January 30, 2026

Main Theme / Purpose

This energetic Super Bowl kickoff episode of The Yak, hosted by Barstool’s Big Cat and the whole Yak crew (Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, and others), is centered around their legendary PLINKO content wheel. The gang gathers to celebrate Big Cat’s birthday (turning 41), dole out wild Super Bowl week challenges via PLINKO, and generally torment each other with a mix of creative punishments and hilarious antics. The mood is loose, irreverent, and extremely collaborative as the crew plots out their upcoming week in San Francisco with an epic list of stunts and forfeits.

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Key Segments, Discussion Points, & Insights

Big Cat’s Birthday Bash and Super Bowl Anticipation (00:24–07:00)

• The episode opens with birthday wishes for Big Cat, who reflects (half-melancholy) on aging out of notable birthdays.
• Lots of banter about which birthdays truly matter, with the consensus that 41 is largely forgettable (“40 is the last of note at all.” – Kyle, 01:10).
• Light ribbing about office temperature, cold men, and general office quirks.
• Quick existential side-debate: Is anyone actually “employed” by the Super Bowl or is it just an NFL corporate arm? (“No one checks ‘Super Bowl’ on their taxes.” – Kyle, 06:07).

Returning to PLINKO Week Tradition (08:23–17:00)

• The return of their PLINKO board, which they used in prior Super Bowl weeks, is heralded (“We went away from it in Vegas, in New Orleans. We’re back. We should have done it the last two years, but we got lazy.” – Big Cat, 09:20).
• Explanation: Everyone drops pucks on the PLINKO board for random, envelope-contained Super Bowl week stunts/assignments—ranging from funny to grueling.
• The "antiquing" (flour to the face) tradition is revived, with Lucas as the primary victim.
• Discussion about “greedy” PLINKO rules—can someone get multiple tasks or share them?

Unveiling PLINKO Assignments: Highlights (Timestamps for specific assignments below)

• Each cast member spins the wheel to select envelopes, leading to the week's "assignments":

  • Big Cat:

    • Wear tie-dye all week (“You want me to get…I don’t think just one overgarment isn’t going to suffice.” – Nick, 17:19).
    • Go to Chinatown and get everyone gifts (22:47).
    • $500 Super Bowl bonus bet (31:43).
    • Enjoy your week (“Enjoy your week.” – 48:15).
    • Steal a daily ‘man tank’ item from Brandon (52:24).

  • Brandon:

    • Touch a redwood tree in San Francisco (42:43).
    • Be an “Olsen twin” and join 'Full House' intro recreation (25:05 and 79:26).
    • Join the “San Francisco Giant” trench coat bit.
    • Other assignments via eventual trades.

  • Nick:

    • Taste the Golden Gate Bridge (42:35).
    • Join Full House intro recreation (36:49).
    • San Francisco Giant (giant trench coat bit, 61:23).
    • “100 threes” basketball challenge (50:14, later traded).

  • Kate:

    • 30-minute workout at the (alleged tendon-ripping) electromagnetic substation near the 49ers’ stadium (34:04).
    • Dress like Steve Jobs all week (59:12).
    • 100,000 steps challenge (73:38).

  • Titus:

    • Take a shit at Alcatraz and make a video/review (38:34).
    • Multiple Full House assignments (57:03, later involved in trades).

  • Danny:

    • “100 threes” basketball challenge: Must shoot and make 100 three-pointers (79:54).
    • Taste the Golden Gate Bridge (82:33).
    • Pizza Hut date (by assignment/trade).
    • Olsen twin (via assignment).

  • Lucas: Frequently antiqued (flour), and must antique others as per the wheel.

  • Steven Cheah:

    • Pizza Hut date with Kate.
    • Be Mrs. Doubtfire for a day in San Francisco (71:10).
    • Barry Bonds challenge: Bonding with strangers daily.
    • Full House intro in Jaguar jersey.

  • General: Several roles need to “enjoy their week,” get a spray tan, and other trades (via various wheel spins, trades, or forfeits).

Notable Yak Signature Moments

• Debates over how many tie-dyes counts as “enough” (16:13–16:33).
• Mockery of the seriousness of stunts—as with the Full House intro recreation: “If I saw a group of dudes recreate [it], I’d be like, these guys are losers.” – Nick, 37:00.
• Decision to up the ante on antiquing, including multi-person “firing lines” (11:58) and the firing of flour in retaliation or group punishment.

Trade Talks & Final Assignments (79:33–86:49)

• After all spins, group-wide swaps ensure everyone has three or four assignments and trades play out for maximum comedy and misery.
• Examples:
  • Nick gets to go shopping in Chinatown instead of 100 threes.
  • Danny lands the three-point challenge.
  • Big Cat lobbies to give out “enjoy your week” and avoid double assignments.
  • Cheah winds up with an especially colorful lineup (Pizza Hut date, Full House, Doubtfire, Barry Bonds).

Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On forgotten birthdays:

  • “41 means nothing.” – Big Cat (01:10)
  • “I think 40 is the last birthday that is of note.” – Kyle (01:10)
  • “50 is a big deal.” – Big Cat (01:18)

• On tie-dye:

  • “You want me to get…I don’t think just one overgarment isn’t going to suffice.” – Nick (17:19)
  • “You’re going to look sick and out.” – Titus (42:20)

• On antiquing (flour):

  • “[Lucas] makes it easy for us. He makes our job easy.” – Brandon (30:17)
  • “We do it to Lucas. We got to do it to ourselves too.” – Big Cat (46:50)

• On Alcatraz:

  • “Take a shit at Alcatraz.” – Brandon (38:34)
  • “Can you record yourself asking the tour guide where to take a shit?” – Brandon (38:55)

• On Full House recreation:

  • “I’m not saying young chicks…No, no. It’s us.” – Nick (25:54)
  • “You must be so corny. It is so unfun, that’s why you have to make it so corny.” – Nick (37:09)
  • “John Stamos just kissed a four-year-old girl on the lips.” – Titus (27:18)

• On being Mrs. Doubtfire:

  • “Be in character as Mrs. Doubtfire for a day.” – Lucas (71:10)
  • “With his jaguar hair. Oh my god, Trevor Lawrence Doubtfire.” – Big Cat (71:14)

Physical Comedy & Live Antics

• Multiple flour “antiquings” (31:00, 46:11, 94:01), at times lining up the whole crew.
• Visual chaos with tie-dye, Steve Jobs, and trench coat/gigantic person bits.
• Extended riffing on the logistics and cringiness (and fun!) of the Full House intro scene recreation, with missions for shopping, bridge tasting, PowerPoint pranks, and 100,000 steps.

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Timestamps for Significant Segments

• Big Cat’s Birthday Toasts: 00:52–01:22
• Super Bowl “Ownership” Discussion: 05:31–07:09
• PLINKO Tradition Returns: 08:23–09:36
• Antiquing Rules/Negotiation: 10:31–12:04
• First PLINKO Drops: 15:09–17:00
• Big Cat’s Tie-Dye Assignment: 15:28–17:19
• Chinatown Gift Challenge: 22:47
• Kate’s Substation Workout: 34:04–35:36
• Full House Recreation Challenges: 25:05, 36:49, 57:03, 79:26, 85:43
• Alcatraz Assignment: 38:34 (with follow-up on tickets and logistics)
• Assignment Trades: Throughout 79:33–86:49
• Lucas’s Final (and failed) Antique on Brandon: 95:26–98:11

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Episode Tone & Style

• Sarcastic, self-deprecating, and playful.
• Unscripted, boisterous brainstorming with rules made up on the fly.
• Heavy on in-jokes, affectionate roasting, and communal group energy.
• Frequent callbacks to previous years and their own inside lore.
• "Organized chaos" as everyone jostles for the most/least desirable assignments for Super Bowl week.

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Summary of Main Assignments for Super Bowl Week

• Tie-Dye All Week (Big Cat)
• Chinatown Gifts for the Crew
• Full House Intro Recreation (Brandon, Titus, Kate, Cheah)
• Take a Dump at Alcatraz (Titus)
• San Francisco Giant Trench Coat Walk (Nick & KB)
• Mrs. Doubtfire for a Day (Cheah)
• Pizza Hut Date Challenges (Cheah & Kate)
• 100,000 Steps (Kate)
• Dress Like Steve Jobs All Week (Kate)
• Spray Tan, Enjoy Your Week, Man Tank, and other custom stunts

Assignment trades, punishments, and swaps add an extra layer of intrigue—all to be executed during Yak Super Bowl Week in San Francisco.

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Useful For:

• Anyone wanting a snapshot of the group’s signature chaos.
• Context for upcoming Yak Super Bowl episodes—who’s doing what, and why.
• Understanding longstanding in-jokes and annual traditions.
• Seeking a laugh from plucky group chemistry and inventive self-inflicted misery.

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Key Takeaway:
The Yak’s PLINKO Day 2026 episode sets the stage for a wild, collaborative, and ridiculous Super Bowl week—crammed with physical comedy, elaborate group stunts, and the sort of frenzied “rule-breaking” only The Yak can deliver. Expect lots of updates (and visual evidence) of every challenge.

Transcript

[Brandon]

Hey, YAK listeners. You can find every episode on Apple. Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Big Cat]

Are you serious?

[Brandon]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Big Cat]

Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in. And it is our Super Bowl Kickoff extravaganza. Did I say that right? Tj, Is it the official, official thing? Sure.

[Lucas]

Happy birthday.

[Big Cat]

Oh, thank you.

[Kate]

Happy birthday.

[Kyle]

Happy birthday.

[Big Cat]

41. 41.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Happy birthday. I made it to 41.

[Nick]

41.

[Kyle]

Why didn't you leave for San Francisco five ago?

[Big Cat]

It's a good question, Brandon. It's a good question. Yeah, I've been thinking, like, the 41 means nothing.

[Kyle]

No, you're. You're done having. I think 40 is the last birthday that is of note at all.

[Brandon]

50.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know. Depressing.

[Big Cat]

50 is a big deal.

[Titus]

It's over now.

[Big Cat]

40 was to 40s.

[Kyle]

50S.

[Big Cat]

Over.

[Kyle]

Over 40s. It might be over soon. 40.

[Titus]

It's over. But you have time to lie to yourself that there's still something left.

[Nick]

50.

[Kyle]

You can't over.

[Titus]

Really just over 60 is death.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't want anything for my birthday. My wife gets mad at me because I'm like, I don't want anything. And that's. That's maybe a little bit part. Because I don't want to have to get her anything.

[Kyle]

Right. That's. That's bad.

[Big Cat]

She sniffed that out. Okay. No, I get her stuff, but the. I don't want anything. I'm gonna make pizza with my kids tonight.

[Kyle]

That's awesome.

[Big Cat]

And have ice cream sundaes.

[Brandon]

There it is.

[Danny]

What'd you get for your 50th, Brandon?

[Titus]

You said.

[Nick]

You said plural Sundays. I'm just like. Be more specific.

[Kyle]

I guess there's plural people in his house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but I'm gonna have multiple something.

[Nick]

Okay, well, Multiple can imply 2 to 7.

[Big Cat]

I need to take a devil of my freezer and you gotta show me. You're so upset. There's a minimum of 20 pints in my.

[Nick]

But I feel like it's. You're trying it all.

[Big Cat]

I am.

[Kyle]

Would you allow Kyle to ever come empty?

[Nick]

It's not like a plethora. Plethora?

[Big Cat]

What do you mean, plethora?

[Nick]

It's not an overabundance. You're eating it all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's 20. It's 20 though.

[Kyle]

20.

[Nick]

But it's not too much for you?

[Kyle]

No, it's the right amount.

[Big Cat]

It's the perfect amount.

[Kyle]

I gotta.

[Big Cat]

I got a thing for. I got an ice cream for everything. These guys are just still doing this on the cord.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're just still doing it.

[Kyle]

Just still marching right on through.

[Big Cat]

And they just like now they do a good job.

[Kyle]

They don't. But they don't realize, though, they could just leave it up and we wouldn't notice.

[Big Cat]

Well, we just don't respect audio in this office. We were doing pm.

[Brandon]

I think that's a. Yeah, we were.

[Big Cat]

Doing pmt and they were just beeping through half of it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just is what it is.

[Brandon]

Well, every New York pod, we did like. You heard like sirens.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's right.

[Big Cat]

That's an all business, Pete. Joint piece of shit.

[Lucas]

First office in Chicago. I just had the poop.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. The flush.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

We would heard. We would hear turds.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you could hear anyone flush.

[Nick]

Are there any, like.

[Kyle]

Can I say something about this office? Yeah, I think after some hiccups at the beginning in the first month or two, the temperature here is always about right.

[Brandon]

It's cold off or uncomfortable.

[Kyle]

I think we keep it really nice in here. Good job, Pete.

[Big Cat]

You agree, Kate?

[Kate]

My heating pad on high right now.

[Kyle]

Well, that's pretty cold.

[Big Cat]

Kate and Nick are both always cold, huh?

[Kate]

Frail.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Isn't that interesting?

[Kyle]

Makes you think we're frail.

[Brandon]

I bet you there's more. There's more than there's. There's. There's cold men in this office.

[Lucas]

Lucas.

[Kyle]

We don't have a cold man.

[Titus]

Cold man, Cody, definitely.

[Nick]

No one just said oxymoron.

[Titus]

No one said I'm cold too.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No cold men at all.

[Titus]

No one else said that.

[Kyle]

Not a cold man.

[Big Cat]

Not a single one.

[Brandon]

No, definitely.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean, you're just.

[Big Cat]

Why are you so far back?

[Kyle]

Why is he so far back? Why is Kyle so far back?

[Big Cat]

You're so far back.

[Brandon]

I think it's Danny, but I'm not giving him the satisfaction of moving my chair forward.

[Danny]

I can't even touch it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you did.

[Big Cat]

You're so far back right now.

[Brandon]

I know. I'm almost behind the D. Yeah. Stefan hates when you do that, by the way.

[Lucas]

Who knows what when the chair gets moved back.

[Big Cat]

But you could put anything in that sentence.

[Brandon]

Yeah. What does Stefan like?

[Lucas]

Throws the focus of the shot.

[Big Cat]

7. Hates, hates. When you breathe it.

[Lucas]

Hates sunshine.

[Big Cat]

All right, so super bowl extravaganza. Here's what we got today.

[Brandon]

We're allowed to say Super Bowl.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

It's always been, let's start the show.

[Kyle]

T. Oh, no, it's the extravaganza Extravaganza.

[Titus]

Now we got to do the whole birthday thing again.

[Brandon]

It's two common nouns. But, like, if you say super and wait like, three and a half seconds and then say bowl, is that separated enough to be fine?

[Titus]

What if you're. You're offering two choices to somebody, Soup or bowl?

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[Lucas]

Superb owl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we were thinking about that when we did the Comedy Central rundown on Comedy Central in 2017 18. We were thinking about making the set in a gigantic bowl.

[Brandon]

Oh, just a real Super Bowl.

[Big Cat]

Doing it from inside of it and just being like, we're here from the Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

Bowl.

[Brandon]

Why didn't you do that?

[Big Cat]

They legally were like, yeah, they. They'll still sue you.

[Kyle]

Was the bowl too big? Was it a mega.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. They were just like, yeah, they. They. You're not the first to think of them.

[Titus]

You set out to create a Super bowl and it's accidentally a mega Bowl. Oh, we made it too big.

[Kyle]

Made an ultra Bowl.

[Nick]

Is the super bowl one entity?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is it a business?

[Big Cat]

Well, no, the NFL just owns all of it.

[Nick]

They have, like, their own building.

[Big Cat]

A Super bowl building.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Belongs to the NFL.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

But like, q.

[Kate]

There's a Super bowl team, though, right?

[Nick]

Like a separate thing.

[Brandon]

Is there a president of the Super Bowl?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

Roger Goodell.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. This is the NFL.

[Titus]

Like, the Rose bowl is separate from.

[Nick]

Right.

[Big Cat]

College football, which it should be. It should be nobody's sunset.

[Brandon]

Nobody's like, I work for the Super Bowl.

[Nick]

I think some people do, but can.

[Big Cat]

They say people work at the Super Bowl?

[Kyle]

Nobody checks super bowl on them.

[Brandon]

Nobody's employed by the Super Bowl Incorporated.

[Kyle]

Well, that. That's a Super bowl bonus. Don't the players that's paid out by the NFL aren't all the NFL players?

[Big Cat]

They work for the Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

No, they work for the team, and the team have.

[Big Cat]

Their job is to get to the Super.

[Kyle]

Their checks say the New England Patriots. They don't say Super Bowl.

[Titus]

What about Bad Bunny?

[Kyle]

I think he's been contracted by the NFL to work in Super Bowl.

[Titus]

Wow. No, super bowl has zero employees.

[Kate]

But I think if you were in NFL building and you were looking at the cubicles, you could be like, that's this the Super Bowl, Cuba.

[Brandon]

That's Mike in the Super Bowl.

[Nick]

I think they have the. At least two floors.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You think they have two floors of.

[Nick]

The super bowl is massive. I think it's around the year work.

[Kyle]

I think the NFL people that work there just transition. Being Super Bowl.

[Kate]

No, I think it takes a long time.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I also think that the Teams do. If you walked into Hallis hall right now, you're like, what are you working for? We're working for the Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

They're working toward. Toward the Super Bowl. Not for it.

[Big Cat]

No. They want it.

[Kyle]

They want to get it. But nobody's. The Super Bowl's not paying them to get Working for.

[Brandon]

They're not employed in the Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

The checks still say Chicago Bears slash the Super Bowl.

[Big Cat]

Right. In their pursuit of the Super Bowl. Every season is a pursuit of the Super Bowl. But I. You kick off the season, it is. You're going.

[Kyle]

I work for Barstool. For the Barstool. Signs my checks. I'm going to the super bowl next week. Do I now work for the Super Bowl?

[Big Cat]

Kind of.

[Danny]

Huh. Leave it to be Beaver people. That was a ball, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

So people can work for the Super Bowl.

[Kyle]

What?

[Lucas]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

That sounds like you reverted a little.

[Nick]

Hey, now. I did.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Is it getting any better?

[Nick]

No.

[Kyle]

Oh, it just. We just did a show.

[Big Cat]

20 minutes, right? You don't know what happened the last 20 minutes.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right.

[Brandon]

Did you. Did your doctors be like, you need vocal rest? Like, trying not to talk?

[Nick]

It was really oddly casual. The lead up was just like an email with this woman. She was like, all right, see you on the date. I go in, meet the guy. He's like, all right, let's do this.

[Brandon]

Was he a doctor?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay, here's some red pills.

[Nick]

Yeah. So we'll see.

[Big Cat]

All right, so Plinko, how it's going to work. We're going to spin the wheel. We have Lucas here to get antiqued. Lucas, are you there?

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

That'll cost him this.

[Big Cat]

Get your ass down here.

[Kyle]

All right. In fairness, he probably thought antiquing was a little later in the show.

[Big Cat]

No, it could be all throughout. So we're gonna spin, and then we.

[Titus]

Have all of our.

[Big Cat]

On the Plinko board right now. We have our wonderful sponsors for super bowl week, and then we have the different things we're gonna do throughout the week. Yeah. To make the yak a little more lively. Now, if you remember, if you're a dedicated yak watcher, you watched the LA week, which was great because we came up with all these things. We went away from it in Vegas, in New Orleans. We're back. Back. Yeah, it was fun. We should have done it the last two years, but we got lazy.

[Titus]

Was my fault.

[Big Cat]

Well, we're not lazy anymore.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Also Kate.

[Big Cat]

Kate's fault as well.

[Titus]

I think you guys all wanted to do it. I Said no.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That's what.

[Brandon]

How.

[Kyle]

That is true.

[Titus]

That is true. Said no.

[Kyle]

And Danny.

[Titus]

And Danny.

[Big Cat]

And Danny too. Okay, so let's do it. Let's do it. Are we ready to do it?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Titus]

Do it.

[Kate]

I'm excited.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, do you think I should release a Twitter thread? I know that this is airing on my birthday. Should I release a Twitter thread on my birthday? Being like 41 things I learned.

[Kate]

Put it on your LinkedIn.

[Big Cat]

They're so stupid.

[Brandon]

Do you have 41?

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think so.

[Titus]

You could with a lot of people. Like, I think your level of success, you could. You could just tell people here's how to be successful and they'll. Yeah, yeah. Like, I start every day at 4am.

[Nick]

But yeah, you could say anything.

[Big Cat]

Don't be afraid to throw away a pair of underwear if you in them.

[Brandon]

Have you been approached by like, seminars?

[Big Cat]

No. Ah, kind of. But they're not really like the biz. The Wisconsin business school wanted me to speak and I was like, I don't do that.

[Titus]

I would just lie about what my routine is if I were you. Just to like with people.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I see what they do.

[Big Cat]

I wake up at 1am yeah.

[Titus]

Drink a can of soup for breakfast.

[Brandon]

Fall asleep to Mr. Beast.

[Big Cat]

Walk over hot coals every single morning.

[Titus]

Huh? That's what it takes to be.

[Big Cat]

You can go in the booth. Why are you wearing a ref jersey?

[Kyle]

Oh, he didn't want to get his good shirt antiqued.

[Big Cat]

You don't have good shirts.

[Kyle]

He was wearing a pretty good shirt. I gotta get it.

[Big Cat]

Lucas, before we start, remember that time you, like, cried when we did this? I didn't cry. Yeah, he did. You did it like 20 times. No, you. You cried. And that's why we haven't done it.

[Lucas]

For like a year.

[Big Cat]

It hasn't been a year. It's been a long time.

[Kyle]

Guys crying through flowers.

[Big Cat]

Do you remember that?

[Brandon]

Crying for. It's trying to say you're not crying when you have flour on your face and just see the trail.

[Big Cat]

Lucas, go sit in chase seat. Here's what we'll do. So on the wheel, it has Lucas antiqued. So you're gonna probably get antiqued a few times. But after all of this, we will let you spin the wheel once to see who you antique. Is that fair?

[Lucas]

Deal.

[Big Cat]

Okay. But if you spin and you get antiqued and it says antique, Lucas, again, we all antique you. Don't I just get to antique myself. No, we all get to antique you again. I think Brad, I think brands. I think it's funnier if I antique myself. I'm on my Mr. B. Shit. So I gotta make it the stakes.

[Kyle]

You want him to get antique by the whole show?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

At once or back to back or.

[Kate]

Like a firing line?

[Titus]

Firing line.

[Big Cat]

All right, fine. I accept. Okay, great.

[Lucas]

By the way, you want to get.

[Kyle]

Really ran a hard bargain there, Lucas.

[Lucas]

Who owns this laptop that's sitting here and has been sitting here?

[Big Cat]

That would be Stephen Che. Oh, Ben.

[Lucas]

That's Ben Mintz's laptop.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so. So from Tuesday, he hasn't gotten it back.

[Brandon]

It's dead.

[Big Cat]

Oh, never mind.

[Lucas]

He even knows.

[Big Cat]

No, no, he lost no chance. So he's just been. No laptop since Tuesday.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

And it's not even a care in the world. That's actually very funny. When is he gonna actually get it back?

[Danny]

Does he know it's gone?

[Brandon]

I don't wanna.

[Nick]

I don't wanna.

[Brandon]

Should we.

[Nick]

Should we look through his searches?

[Big Cat]

No. Well, should we have someone go up and be like, hey, Mincy, can you pull up this thing for me on your laptop?

[Brandon]

Should we send or something?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but he'll actually.

[Brandon]

You just asked Tate to pull up the PowerPoint.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, ask Tate to go ask him to pull up the PowerPoint.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we need to see something.

[Brandon]

His foot up on the table.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Kicked up.

[Big Cat]

We gotta. I. I should put, like, a glass cube in that corner.

[Brandon]

I've been begging for a man tank for a long time.

[Big Cat]

All right, we're gonna get a man.

[Brandon]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

We gotta get a man tank.

[Brandon]

Tap on it. Wake him up.

[Big Cat]

Like, just. Yeah, one of those little water feeders.

[Kate]

With the metal thing that comes down.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

A boy falls in and he rips him to shreds.

[Big Cat]

He wants an office, doesn't he?

[Brandon]

Does he?

[Big Cat]

Well, no. I mean, he uses everyone else's, so why not just give him an office?

[Brandon]

That would just be a cube that would save. So that would help a lot of people here.

[Lucas]

I'm gonna.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna give.

[Kyle]

Ben, don't put it up there.

[Nick]

Really nice office.

[Kyle]

Put it, like, down here. No, no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

It's not. It's not an office. It's literally just a. A cube that we're gonna put where he sits over his chair.

[Nick]

Okay, so it's like.

[Big Cat]

It's just a glass case that he.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah, let's do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He doesn't get an office. He just gets.

[Nick]

No.

[Big Cat]

To keep us away from him and him away from us kind of thing. He can take calls in there.

[Nick]

He has to stay in the Cube.

[Big Cat]

He's got to stay in the queue. I guess you'd have to put a hole. Poke a hole in it for.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he would suffocate. I was just thinking about that.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna text right now to see if we can get it done. All right. Should we start?

[Kyle]

Yeah, why not? Here we go, Big cat.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kate]

Oh, the birthday boy.

[Kyle]

All right, Big cat. Getting us started.

[Big Cat]

Let's do it.

[Kyle]

Beautiful, beautiful Plinko board.

[Kate]

It is.

[Kyle]

All of our partners.

[Brandon]

For anybody that says we sold out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You can still see the puck for about 30% of the.

[Nick]

Let's just follow the disc.

[Titus]

Simple as that.

[Nick]

All right.

[Kyle]

We have one behind our giant logo. Ooh.

[Danny]

Oh, this is huge.

[Brandon]

That's not the one you want.

[Kyle]

So we have three envelopes on each slot. Have we explained that or.

[Brandon]

Some are punishments. Some are good.

[Lucas]

TJ Activities punishments.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And he walks it back.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[Big Cat]

I already saw it. It's written on the back.

[Kyle]

I thought I was gonna open it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I gotta guess I gotta go shopping. Oh, I'll be wearing tie dye. Oh, way. Okay.

[Brandon]

That's kind of a dream.

[Nick]

That's awesome.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, I'll take that.

[Brandon]

Is there anything more I might trade it than having it written on the ob.

[Big Cat]

I was gonna do this big reveal of, like, opening it, and I just looked down literally right there.

[Kyle]

And the weird time.

[Brandon]

Every bit of it's actually.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, that's a good one. Yeah. I just gotta go buy. I. I need to get some sweatshirts and tie dye. That's gonna be the hard part.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I might trade it.

[Titus]

I'll take.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be in the market for trading, depending on what I get.

[Kyle]

That's okay. I will take a valuable trade piece.

[Big Cat]

It's a very valuable trade.

[Brandon]

Do you have a lot of time?

[Titus]

I have. I think I might have a lot of time.

[Big Cat]

You do have a ton.

[Kyle]

I got a little bit.

[Titus]

Is that from, like, Grateful Dead stuff? But my wife.

[Kyle]

Basketball.

[Titus]

My wife's from Boulder, so, like, that's. Yeah, I have a couple like Boulder.

[Big Cat]

I have a few I just don't wear.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Dudes are Boulder wives. I have a Facebook group.

[Nick]

Give them Boulder.

[Titus]

Was.

[Brandon]

And the number one. What do I do with this Tide Hop.

[Titus]

Anybody else get Birkenstocks for Christmas?

[Big Cat]

I also like. I like that I said that. I'm not a tie dye guy. And my shoes are.

[Kate]

Oh, you have tiedye.

[Big Cat]

I hate tie dye. All right, That's a good one. That's a great That's a really good no.

[Nick]

Is that just some tie dye?

[Big Cat]

No, I'll have a tie dye or. Oh, no, I was gonna wear jean head to toe. T shirt or sweatshirt.

[Nick]

I think you need to do all.

[Titus]

I think you know the amount of tie dye.

[Nick]

Oh, I mean, if we're doing this.

[Kyle]

Is like for like Kurgan from the Oddities.

[Nick]

This is for a Plinko thing.

[Big Cat]

I understand, but you want me to get. I don't.

[Nick]

I don't think just one over garment isn't going to suffice.

[Titus]

Kb. I think he thinks it's just the bowl and I don't think he understands us.

[Big Cat]

All right, so I'll.

[Brandon]

I would wear a tie.

[Big Cat]

Tie pants.

[Titus]

I think it should just be a.

[Nick]

Lot of tied up.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah, it should be too much tied up.

[Big Cat]

You trade that, I'll tie. Listen, I'll get a lot of tie dye. Okay.

[Kyle]

Kan from the Odies.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't want to like see you just be like, that's a guy that has a tie dye shirt. Okay. I want to see a guy that loves Tide.

[Big Cat]

Hey, messy lifestyle.

[Nick]

You got it.

[Big Cat]

Message received.

[Nick]

All right, let's play.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna tie dye.

[Nick]

We're gonna play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Now, does everybody get three or is there a chance if it lands on you like six times, you have a.

[Big Cat]

Bunch of things we should ask that question. Are we gonna do a greedy wheel?

[Kyle]

I think no. I think he wants to get three. It's.

[Big Cat]

You're off the wheel.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think so.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that's fair.

[Titus]

All right, whatever, Brandon, because it's.

[Kyle]

No. If somebody gets nothing, what's. What's the point of.

[Brandon]

Brandon? Greed is a. Is that one of the seven deadly sins?

[Kyle]

I would think so, yeah.

[Brandon]

We need a punishment for greedy.

[Big Cat]

Actually, no. How we should do it is you just. We're just gonna play it all the way out. If you end up with more than three, you. You get to give it to whoever.

[Brandon]

You just divvy up.

[Big Cat]

You could divvy up whatever one you want.

[Kyle]

So. Agreed. Becomes power.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yes. We're reversing greedy.

[Kyle]

This is capitalism at its best.

[Big Cat]

Yes. If I got all of them, I'd just be like, all right, here you go.

[Kyle]

All right. So you might accrue everything.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon]

A nice twist.

[Big Cat]

I already got all the tie dye.

[Kyle]

All right, now. Now we've got a game, boys. Now we've got a fucking game.

[Big Cat]

Let's get an antique, Lucas.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we're two Lucas.

[Big Cat]

I actually do. Oh, there we go.

[Nick]

Perfect.

[Big Cat]

All right, Lucas. I have. I have a. I, actually. Because you didn't really make a deal. Here's the deal. We will now spin to see who antiques you. If it lands again back to back. Antique Lucas, you get to antique every single one of us. Deal. I think that's fair.

[Brandon]

You are beasting. God damn it.

[Big Cat]

That was thrilling.

[Kyle]

Wait, Titus gets to antique.

[Big Cat]

Lucas back. Like they never left.

[Kyle]

Titus was out of that chair.

[Big Cat]

It's great.

[Kyle]

Two seconds.

[Big Cat]

We don't have flour, but we definitely do, right?

[Kate]

There's a ton of it. I'm looking at, like, eight bags.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

Yeah, no, we have.

[Nick]

We have flower. No pens.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. That's so. That's exciting.

[Brandon]

There are no offices.

[Nick]

Sports office has no pen.

[Brandon]

I asked. I asked for a pen the other day.

[Titus]

You gotta move your chest.

[Brandon]

Danny has to move my chair back.

[Nick]

Danny move his chair back.

[Danny]

I didn't move it, I swear.

[Nick]

Come on, Danny.

[Big Cat]

Danny, get the chair, Lucas, and we'll do the same deal for the last spin, where you get to spin to see who you get to antique. If it hits antique, Lucas, then you get to antique all of us.

[Brandon]

So that one was me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, I'm saying it. We're gonna. I'm gonna make it nicer for you. All right, all right, all right. I'm good.

[Brandon]

And just a little bit, Titus.

[Nick]

Just a little.

[Brandon]

Just to start.

[Titus]

You might get, like, a lot. Yeah, this might happen a lot. So I'll just start.

[Big Cat]

It's been so long. I know. I missed it. Yeah.

[Kyle]

A little low.

[Brandon]

The lower quadrant.

[Big Cat]

Yep. We'll even that out. It's good to have him back.

[Nick]

Make him dance, Lucas. Hit. Hit the whip.

[Big Cat]

Hit the nae nae. Oh, he whipped now. Nae, nae, nae, nae, nae nae.

[Brandon]

He whipped the nae on a whim. At the snap of your finger, we.

[Big Cat]

Can get him to do anything.

[Titus]

Brandon, your is. Oh, it's very much.

[Lucas]

There's another bag of flour behind.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that flower almost hit another bag of flour.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right.

[Brandon]

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[Big Cat]

He is an animal.

[Brandon]

Defense is built at home in an explosive rematch against. Die Lopez.

[Big Cat]

You gotta be Kennedy.

[Brandon]

And the always dangerous Dan Hooker throws down with powerhouse Ben Wasington in a high action lightweight showdown.

[Big Cat]

There's never been anything like this.

[Brandon]

UFC 325, Saturday, January 31st, only on Paramount Plus.

[Big Cat]

That makes it very exciting. The antique Lucas. Oh. Oh, boy.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

So it's anything over three.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Does Mr. Beast ever. Beast himself.

[Brandon]

I don't think he's ever done.

[Nick]

Does he ever like do anything himself?

[Brandon]

Like when he challenges was on his.

[Lucas]

Come up, he was doing all of everything.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Lucas]

Like it'd be like saying Logan Paul a million times until he joins the live stream or something like that. Like he was doing a lot of those types of chocolate. We're just like him sitting in his room.

[Brandon]

Has anybody ever looked less like a Mr. Beast than Mr.

[Titus]

Beast?

[Kate]

Great point. Why is. Why is he called that dj?

[Lucas]

Yeah, I think it was kind of just like a cheesy name that he made when he's like 10 or something. Where is he?

[Kate]

Here he comes.

[Big Cat]

You guys ready for me to open the envelope?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Here we go.

[Kyle]

Oh, I don't know.

[Kate]

Go to Chinatown and get gifts for everyone.

[Brandon]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Lucas]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon]

That's a good one.

[Kate]

That's a good one.

[Big Cat]

You guys are getting.

[Kyle]

We're gonna get dreams.

[Big Cat]

Chinese people bring. Everyone gets one.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's nice.

[Nick]

There's enough.

[Brandon]

I mean, they're everywhere, apparently.

[Titus]

Do they dream the same?

[Brandon]

I would love to pick their brains.

[Big Cat]

Depends.

[Nick]

Depends.

[Brandon]

When we're there, we should get a Chinese person that Donnie can zoom in.

[Big Cat]

We should just have some out. We should get a Chinese person to just fall asleep.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

And just see what happens. We have Jay.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But it might be half depend. Like we don't know.

[Brandon]

He's almost the bridge between.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's just a dreams and.

[Kyle]

Oh boy.

[Nick]

Depends half of an implication.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. He. He wakes up and he's like, nope, that was. That was the white side.

[Brandon]

I dreamt white.

[Big Cat]

Let me go back to sleep.

[Brandon]

That was a white drink.

[Big Cat]

Okay, let's keep spinning. Exciting to have Plinko back. Brandon the man. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon.

[Titus]

Which one do you not want?

[Big Cat]

Don't get something you're going to complain about.

[Titus]

Which one do you not want, Brandon?

[Big Cat]

Try not to get something you're going to complain about and make the whole week miserable.

[Titus]

Talk to the board. Tell the board what you don't want.

[Brandon]

Now, Brandon did have the very worst one in la, which was the ankle.

[Big Cat]

Ankle weights. Yeah.

[Brandon]

And we also made him. Do we push him in the pool with him?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Although I think wasn't. Wasn't someone rollerblading.

[Brandon]

Was that Brandon?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that might have been Brandon too. All right.

[Kate]

Who fell down the stairs? Somebody fell down st stairs in la.

[Brandon]

That was me in Vegas.

[Kate]

Oh, you in Vegas.

[Brandon]

I got pretty hurt. Hurt pretty bad.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Clean up that board.

[Kate]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Can't Wait for you to open your envelope.

[Brandon]

Brandon. Look at your envelope.

[Titus]

Brandon. Say what you don't want.

[Big Cat]

Say what you don't want to say.

[Titus]

What you don't want.

[Kyle]

Well, I don't want 100,000 steps.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I get to recreate the full house.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Titus]

Pretty good.

[Kyle]

With four people. Ah, that mean I.

[Lucas]

So there's four slots out there?

[Kyle]

No, there's four other.

[Big Cat]

There's three other slots of it. So those.

[Kyle]

Oh, that will.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay. All right.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Kyle]

So three other people will get this envelope.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Together.

[Big Cat]

And you recreate the whole intro.

[Titus]

What else? We need to rent a convertible on the bridge.

[Kyle]

There's a park and a picnic blanket.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And so we gotta get convertible over the Golden Gate Bridge. We need a camera.

[Brandon]

Probably going to be there to drone it.

[Kyle]

Drone? That's what you call them now?

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Nick]

That'S.

[Brandon]

Is this your dream come true?

[Big Cat]

Well, once we get to four people, those four people can plan. Obviously, we'll get the resources. Pick a day and we'll do it. That's going to be awesome.

[Nick]

So do we need, like, gender accurate.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

How?

[Big Cat]

We're. How.

[Nick]

I'm not saying young chicks.

[Kyle]

No, no, it's us. What?

[Nick]

In the intro, it's somebody gonna have that.

[Kyle]

Like a baby.

[Nick]

Little girls. This is the cast of Full House.

[Big Cat]

Well, we only have four of us.

[Kyle]

We'll get dolls or something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we get dolls.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

Full house intro. Let me see this real quick.

[Kyle]

Well, we just tweeted out because DJs not gonna let us play the song on the.

[Titus]

Yeah, I mean, there's five, there's six.

[Lucas]

Copyright free version.

[Brandon]

There's a copyright free full house.

[Lucas]

Just find something that sounds sort of like.

[Nick]

Should we like remix it?

[Lucas]

Or you could sing.

[Brandon]

Make it Emojis has to sing it. How would you make it.

[Titus]

Wait, John Stamos.

[Kate]

Wait, should we acapella it?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Scooby doo doo doo. And a little. A little.

[Kyle]

And the San Francisco 49ers.

[Titus]

He's just polishing up his. His car. His convertible.

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Titus]

Now we get Joey's at the pier, it looks like. All right, now the girls are on the phone. Well, that's. That's dj. She's on the phone.

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Titus]

Okay, Steph is doing. She just threw a Frisbee with a dog.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What's the dog's name?

[Titus]

There's Michelle in a car seat. Now she's in a tutu. Now she's jumping on the bed.

[Brandon]

Michelle's got three scenes and then they're running.

[Titus]

They're frolicking through the park.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Titus]

Lori Loughlin just smelled a flower. Okay, this one's gonna be tough. John Stamos just kissed a four year old girl on the lips.

[Brandon]

He did.

[Big Cat]

All right, all of this sounds.

[Titus]

Just saw. We just saw Uncle Jesse smooch Michelle right on the lips.

[Big Cat]

Michelle. That will have to happen.

[Titus]

That's going to be tough. They're on a trolley.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

Okay, let's see what.

[Big Cat]

This is going to be an extensive shoot.

[Kyle]

Yeah, this is.

[Big Cat]

This. We just try our best throughout the week.

[Titus]

The boys are at the pier. Good Lord. This is an extended cut.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And then here we are picnicking by the painted ladies.

[Big Cat]

Sure. Yeah. I think if you get the essence of it. Yeah. It doesn't have to be shot for shot.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

Do you have dibs on who you want to be?

[Kyle]

I.

[Titus]

Is Joey wearing a Red Wings jersey in the.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's a he. He. That's also hanging in his. That's so his garage bedroom, I believe.

[Titus]

I didn't know that.

[Brandon]

All right, He's a Detroit fan.

[Kyle]

He is in the show. Yeah, that's what I meant. So he's Canadian, though.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

How would he be a Red Wings fan?

[Nick]

So Zagre, huh?

[Brandon]

Greer's a Canadian.

[Kyle]

Red.

[Big Cat]

He's Michael Greer.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right, interesting. See who we got?

[Titus]

Oh, my goodness.

[Big Cat]

But we got another.

[Brandon]

This is nerve wracking.

[Titus]

I did go pretty low on Lucas. It's been a while. I'd like another crack at it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Kyle]

Wait a second.

[Big Cat]

TJ. TJ's acting as Che today.

[Kyle]

You think TJ goes low to double up or does he go high to cover? All right, y' all just throw the ball out there. Don't worry about us.

[Big Cat]

It's a good question. Where does T. That. That Pl Board looks awesome. Yes, it's.

[Kyle]

Y' all just go ahead and play whatever y' all want.

[Danny]

You're good, Shane.

[Kyle]

You're just good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Hey, Shane, it's fine. Just throw the ball around.

[Kyle]

Have some fun.

[Danny]

This huge Plinko board's probably here for no reason.

[Big Cat]

Hey, there's the man of the hour.

[Kyle]

Little flower.

[Brandon]

Yeah, grab the flower. Yeah, let's just throw it in his face.

[Kyle]

That's where you. That's where you start.

[Brandon]

Step two.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice. Okay, what should we have him do? Bernie.

[Titus]

What's Bernie?

[Nick]

Douglas, bro. Hit the Douglas.

[Big Cat]

Can you hit the Dougie?

[Nick]

That's not the Dougie.

[Danny]

I don't know. Stanky leg.

[Kyle]

Somebody teach him how to Dougie.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

John Wall.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Titus]

Yeah. Do the John Wall.

[Big Cat]

Do the Shador. I don't know it.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

You really. There it is. Yeah. All right.

[Brandon]

Pretty good.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Also, you need to learn some dances while you're back there.

[Nick]

Yeah, just look up the tutorial, Lucas.

[Titus]

For as much as we give him. He's really good at that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's so good standing there. Yeah.

[Titus]

They're getting hit in the face with an hour.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Like that.

[Brandon]

He makes it easy for us. He makes our job easy.

[Kate]

Speaking of Full house, can we have, like, a sitcom sound whenever he has to come through the door?

[Kyle]

Oh, yay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

Man, getting greedy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle]

So do these three become his three and everything else, or do you choose? Okay. And why I asked that question? We're just making up the rules as we go.

[Kate]

I really want him to get us gifts in Chinatown.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I feel like some good stuff. Like a samurai sword. Yep.

[Kyle]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brandon]

Brandon, you always ask.

[Nick]

Rules.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't think you've realized you can.

[Kyle]

Just say, yeah, you're right.

[Brandon]

Make up a rule.

[Kyle]

You're right. I. I don't have that capability.

[Brandon]

None. Bad for Brandon.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Brandon only gets good stuff.

[Titus]

There we go.

[Kate]

I'll say. Big Cat's probably the busiest person next week, so he's getting loaded down with all these extra things. It's probably a little inconvenient and stressful. Fun for the rest of us.

[Kyle]

And here we go. Oh, Are you with me?

[Big Cat]

Bonus bet.

[Brandon]

Oh, come on. A 500 bonus bet.

[Danny]

You can still trade it.

[Kyle]

Oh, good for you.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Lucas]

To play on the Super Bowl.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[Titus]

Oh, that's great.

[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

I will 100% give this away if I end up with four or five.

[Kyle]

All right, I'm gonna piss.

[Big Cat]

Well, I gotta wait because the wheel's hot on me, so I might be up. Yeah, but that will definitely be given away.

[Kyle]

You may go piss.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Brandon]

There's one I really want Kate to get.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think Kate wants like 18 of them.

[Big Cat]

These?

[Brandon]

Yeah, this is just like what she'd be doing.

[Kyle]

Yeah, she's just.

[Lucas]

This.

[Kyle]

These are just activities. Yeah, she's an activity.

[Brandon]

She would recreate the full House intro.

[Kyle]

I think she would. Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's yours.

[Kyle]

I think that counts. Y.

[Kate]

This one.

[Kyle]

We're counting it.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Kyle]

You didn't apologize to the board for dropping it.

[Kate]

Okay. It is.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

30 minute workout in the parking lot of the electromagnetic field.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're gonna be. Oh, you're poor spine.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

What if it fixes her?

[Brandon]

It might fix you.

[Kate]

Yeah, maybe I'll get a superpower instead. So this is the one next to where the. The 49ers play that's been breaking all their tendons.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Is the.

[Nick]

The waves.

[Brandon]

It's exactly what you need.

[Kate]

Okay. Donnie explained this pretty well.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

In his PowerPoint. Waves. Bad waves.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

Well, you gotta understand, to pee emf, we must first undertake under tanned emf.

[Kate]

That's true.

[Titus]

That's true. The worst part about this one is it's like an hour plus away.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Kate]

Oh, is it really?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's okay. Make the most of it.

[Kyle]

You'll have fun out there.

[Kate]

I'll have fun out there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Nick]

What a strange location for The San Francisco 49er.

[Kate]

Where is it? I thought it was the only.

[Nick]

It's in a different metro.

[Kyle]

Is it down by the stadium?

[Titus]

It's at the bottom of the bag.

[Kate]

I get to work out where that. Everybody's been ripping their tendons. The 30. The electronic plan that would Be good.

[Big Cat]

You got to go to the substation.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

That might be difficult to get to.

[Kyle]

Because the super bowl security.

[Kate]

Yeah, I'll get as close as I can.

[Big Cat]

Or we find another substation.

[Kate]

I'll get as close as I can.

[Big Cat]

Probably other substations you go to.

[Brandon]

Are there substations everywhere?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, no, there one, like, right outside our office. Yeah. What? I think so.

[Lucas]

There's, like, those huge towers that are.

[Kyle]

Like, right outside the office.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

We'll find a substation.

[Kate]

I'll figure it out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

It's good. You've been working out.

[Kate]

I know. I was gonna say this will be my workout while I'm there.

[Kyle]

The workout.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I'll make this my thing.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Kate]

Do a bunch of bridge thrusts under the electro towers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Let me.

[Big Cat]

K.B. let's go, B. Let's go, B. By the way, the glass case for Mincy is being worked on, and we will get it perfect.

[Kyle]

Move quick.

[Kate]

Don't forget to put air holes in it.

[Big Cat]

Or not.

[Brandon]

I would love, like, you pay the quarter and we could feed him A. Lucy.

[Kate]

Somebody has to clean his little.

[Brandon]

He put fresh wood chips. Tate's gonna be sweeping up his turds.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. One of those for rabbits.

[Brandon]

The little water big things. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

B. I feel like you want to get Golden Gate Bridge tasting it.

[Titus]

No, I actually.

[Nick]

I thought about that more.

[Brandon]

You realize it wouldn't taste great.

[Nick]

It wouldn't taste good. Oh, full house.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Nick]

I don't like this. I don't like this. Because it's cornier than it is ironically funny.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Nick]

If I saw a group of dudes recreate, that'd be like, these guys are losers.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Got another full houser.

[Nick]

And it's not funny.

[Titus]

No, exactly. Right? That's why you must be so corny.

[Nick]

It is so unfun. That's why you have to make it so corny.

[Brandon]

But like, Kyle, if you're mad.

[Titus]

Not gonna smile like Michelle.

[Nick]

I'll be pissed in it. Bloody in it.

[Kyle]

This is also extra work.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna have to find prod.

[Kate]

Very inconvenient. Very. This is great.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

Give him hell, Titus.

[Kate]

First one for Titus.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Two more full houses out there. Okay. You wanted to. You want to be part of the full house crew?

[Kate]

I really do. Yeah. I want all of these.

[Brandon]

That's what we said. When you're walking out there, you'd be doing this stuff anyway.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Brandon]

That's a good one.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He knows exactly what he's doing.

[Kyle]

Nobody looks better in a jacket.

[Big Cat]

Than Titus.

[Nick]

I know nobody.

[Kyle]

It's unbelievable.

[Nick]

Shirt too.

[Kyle]

Pants.

[Nick]

Jeans as well.

[Titus]

Here we go.

[Brandon]

Take a. At Alcatraz.

[Kyle]

Oh, hell.

[Brandon]

That's so sick.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that is awesome.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

I will keep this.

[Kyle]

I will do this.

[Titus]

I will do this.

[Big Cat]

We need a full review.

[Titus]

I will. I'll make a video. You gotta book your vlog.

[Big Cat]

You might have to book your trip right now. Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. To get there. Because it's super bowl, right?

[Brandon]

Oh, can you record yourself asking the tour guide where to take a shit?

[Nick]

Not where the bathroom is or can I take a shit?

[Big Cat]

They have tickets for one of the. Buy like two so that you can take someone with you.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Nick]

And then take a picture of it and of the turd. Add the AI Muppet filter to your turd.

[Titus]

This is awesome. All right.

[Nick]

That's a good one.

[Kyle]

Day tour.

[Titus]

Get tickets.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

Holy $60. Booker tour. Now they do have a night tour.

[Big Cat]

That's kind of sick.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you can shit at night.

[Kate]

Day or night.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kate]

Ooh, the coyotes over there.

[Big Cat]

Exciting.

[Titus]

I gotta think of my schedule.

[Brandon]

Kate, are you jealous?

[Kate]

Yeah. I'd like to do that too.

[Big Cat]

Brendan.

[Brandon]

We're.

[Titus]

We're probably on similar schedules. What?

[Brandon]

What?

[Titus]

What day?

[Kyle]

Tuesday. Tuesday's bad.

[Titus]

Thursday's bad.

[Kyle]

Thursday's bad. Wednesday or Monday night. Probably good.

[Titus]

Why don't I just do Monday?

[Big Cat]

Don't do Monday night. We're going out to dinner.

[Brandon]

What time do you get Sunday? Get there Sunday.

[Titus]

What time? What time? We're done with the yak? Noon.

[Big Cat]

We're going to dinner six to nine on Monday.

[Kyle]

Yeah, afternoons are pretty good. Monday afternoon.

[Titus]

I did 1:35 on Monday probably.

[Big Cat]

And buy two tickets, so.

[Titus]

Two tickets.

[Big Cat]

Someone can go with you.

[Brandon]

Titus, I don't want put to put any pressure on you. What if you can't?

[Titus]

I'll. Oh, I'm not worried about that. Kill you. Get to Alcatraz, the lights come on.

[Brandon]

It's a natural gamer.

[Titus]

I'm a gamer. I'm a gamer. I was built for this moment.

[Kate]

There goes my hero. Starts playing like the football movies.

[Titus]

Oh, I'll find a way.

[Brandon]

I know. It's going to be huge too.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

I'm buying tickets right now.

[Kate]

You need an eye. Took a monster about the trash. I'm sure they have this.

[Kyle]

I assume they put new. New bathrooms out there, right?

[Nick]

For.

[Kyle]

For when they take tours.

[Brandon]

I don't think he's in a Capone's toilet.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's not sitting in a hole in the ground.

[Kate]

Potty. I hope they don't have Porta Potties. They gotta have real bathrooms.

[Brandon]

They have to.

[Kyle]

All right, all right.

[Brandon]

We need it. I took a At Alcatraz shirt.

[Titus]

All right. I booked it.

[Brandon]

You're at Alcatraz.

[Titus]

I'll be like, you're keeping that one.

[Kate]

Congrats.

[Nick]

Yeah. Flicky.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nick]

You're anti Porta Potty.

[Kate]

I don't know. I really don't enjoy him.

[Kyle]

Shooting in a Porta Potty is a different.

[Kate]

I'll do it if I have to.

[Kyle]

Oh, I guess you guys have to pee. Yeah.

[Kate]

Not ideal.

[Kyle]

Porta Potties are bad, but worry about splashback stuff.

[Nick]

Yeah, I guess it would be weird.

[Kyle]

Nick, you want to get it started?

[Nick]

Be a proponent of the.

[Kyle]

Is there still one hiding in there?

[Big Cat]

I think there is. Oh, get back up there, buddy. Is this. Is this.

[Kate]

This could be a three. He could get three pegs.

[Kyle]

I think it's in there.

[Nick]

Those are good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay.

[Nick]

Is that tie dye, though?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I mean. Oh, other one's dropping.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Can you give me a little race?

[Nick]

I think it's tied up.

[Danny]

Do patterns.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Can't. Give me a little grace.

[Kyle]

Kibi, that's tie dye.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right. I'm.

[Brandon]

I'm.

[Kyle]

Can I say something?

[Big Cat]

I'm limited to trying to get them before Sunday. What?

[Kyle]

You're going to look sick and tied up.

[Big Cat]

I know long. I'm excited.

[Kate]

I like a fade.

[Big Cat]

I need a tie dye bucket hat.

[Kyle]

You're going to look sick and you're going to look sick and out.

[Titus]

I'm. I'm going to look really good.

[Brandon]

It's going to be the most monster fucking log.

[Kate]

Titus looks great in a jacket. And he looks great shitting it out.

[Brandon]

Looks.

[Titus]

I gotta go home and prep for this.

[Big Cat]

Now.

[Brandon]

Taste the Golden Gate Bridge.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Brandon]

I'll do a full review. I'll do it like chase. Touch a redwood tree.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Kate]

Lucky.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I had two pucks drop.

[Kate]

They're surprisingly soft.

[Big Cat]

Redwood tree.

[Kate]

The tree itself. You. The whole big tree. You touch, you're like. Oh, that's not, like, hard.

[Kyle]

Well, what does the Golden Gate taste like?

[Kate]

Coppery.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Kyle]

You can knock those in one trip.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right. Okay, Spinner.

[Big Cat]

I want the. Oh, look at these. KB Come on.

[Kyle]

Can you give me two words?

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh, damn. Can you give me a little grace on that? The psychedelic mushrooms.

[Titus]

These are cool. Oh, you're not tied up.

[Nick]

It's not tied. Tied up.

[Big Cat]

Those are awesome. That's fine. I'm buying these for myself.

[Kyle]

That one's not tied up.

[Titus]

Not Tiedye.

[Big Cat]

KB's. He's. He's being a Nazi about tie dye boys. Oh, God damn it.

[Kyle]

That's a good twist, Big cat.

[Kate]

Big cat learned it. Why?

[Kyle]

Why the did you do that? I gotta postpone mine. I got an interview in a minute. I gotta do mine at the end of the show.

[Nick]

You better dance.

[Brandon]

Wait, when's this interview come out?

[Kyle]

Deep into February.

[Brandon]

It's not like it's with idols of yours.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Titus]

Right away.

[Big Cat]

We can space him out. We can space him out.

[Danny]

Just get her over with.

[Kyle]

I'll go first off.

[Brandon]

Wait, he's doing everybody.

[Nick]

Oh, I didn't.

[Kate]

Wait, what?

[Titus]

Oh, that's what happened, everybody.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what the.

[Kate]

You got beast catted and we got beasted. Oh, he's doing it up.

[Brandon]

Oh, I was in the way.

[Titus]

I was saying.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I look like. I look like Phantom of the Opera.

[Kate]

Oh, God damn.

[Brandon]

Let's make it efficient.

[Big Cat]

Are you okay to do this? This?

[Titus]

No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

Gentle.

[Titus]

Thank you, Lucas.

[Kyle]

I'll remember that forever.

[Big Cat]

The beast brain. Dude, Beast brain got me. What do you want me to say?

[Kyle]

I'm still in front of the camera.

[Titus]

Ridiculous.

[Big Cat]

I mean, he's beast brain. I got beef brain.

[Titus]

It's not like this isn't a funny thing. I don't get it.

[Kyle]

I just told you how to go out to dinner.

[Brandon]

Who you going out to dinner with?

[Titus]

You got to st.

[Danny]

Oh, it was out of focus.

[Kyle]

That was two.

[Titus]

That was two.

[Brandon]

It was just delayed delay. That was.

[Big Cat]

Was two.

[Brandon]

What do you mean it was delayed?

[Titus]

That was two, and I'll remember that.

[Brandon]

Slipped out of my hand. That was two, and I'll remember he.

[Kate]

You up pretty good there.

[Brandon]

That was two. I actually really like how I look with flower on my face.

[Nick]

Yeah, Like, I kind of feel good.

[Kyle]

What's everybody look like?

[Big Cat]

Kate didn't do you at all.

[Kate]

He got the top of my head.

[Brandon]

You just have, like, dandruff ducked down.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You look like a bird. Phantom of the Devel. Okay, look at me. I'm just like, wait, kb what did.

[Brandon]

You ever do to Lucas?

[Danny]

Jeez.

[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[Kate]

Oh, you're too faced.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Total two.

[Kyle]

Wait, does TJ have flower on him at all?

[Kate]

He went really light on tj.

[Nick]

You should show up to, like, your.

[Big Cat]

Let's just hope we don't hit that again.

[Brandon]

We all got. We all got it thrown at us just once, right?

[Nick]

Go to let your daughter's assembly like the coal miners.

[Brandon]

Still showed up after four hours of podcast heartwarming.

[Kate]

I look like this. So she can look like.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right, good rule. Good rule.

[Kyle]

That's not a good rule.

[Nick]

It's not.

[Big Cat]

Come on, guys. We do a lot of. We do it to Lucas. We got to do it to ourselves too.

[Kyle]

Oh, you're greedy.

[Brandon]

Now he has all the power.

[Kyle]

Anybody get it in the nose?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Brandon]

And eyeballs.

[Nick]

I want to sneeze.

[Brandon]

Oh, can you not?

[Nick]

I can sneeze, but you seem fine.

[Kyle]

On the left side.

[Kate]

I'll never think of two face again without thinking about that white.

[Kyle]

Kate again. You just like you're wearing a hat or something.

[Kate]

It's a ton on the top of my head, though.

[Brandon]

Really is.

[Kate]

And your feet like a dry shampoo.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh, Big Cat has. He's just gonna get them all.

[Kate]

How many is this for him now? With both of these.

[Brandon]

Bless you.

[Titus]

This will be five.

[Kyle]

Has anybody not got one?

[Danny]

I haven't.

[Kate]

No.

[Kyle]

Danny hasn't anybody.

[Lucas]

Che.

[Nick]

Okay, Nick, I think you. Instead of just tasting the bridge, you should have to do a professional photo shoot on it. Both.

[Big Cat]

Just so every slot has one.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Nick]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is. This is.

[Kyle]

I know, I know. Yeah, you're going to assign them at the end, right?

[Big Cat]

Oh, which one you want me to do first?

[Kyle]

The envelope.

[Big Cat]

Right hand or left hand?

[Kyle]

Right or left?

[Big Cat]

Oh. Enjoy your week.

[Brandon]

Oh, you.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

You could give that to someone.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Or you. You're gonna be a tie dye with a bonus bet. Just chill.

[Titus]

Give that one to Stefan.

[Big Cat]

Oh, would you look at that? Enjoy your week.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

He's got to.

[Big Cat]

Enjoy your weeks. I'm sitting right now. I can potentially just enjoy my week with $50 DraftKings things or 500 draft.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you could.

[Kyle]

And tie dye.

[Big Cat]

I am gonna. I'm keeping tie dye because I've already bought 300.

[Brandon]

This is your idea. This is perfect. What, betting in tie dye?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, and enjoying my week.

[Titus]

I texted Connor, want to come with me to Alcatraz to film me taking a. And he said, yeah, that would rock.

[Nick]

Nothing more.

[Titus]

Yeah, that would rock. Oh, yeah. I thought you never asked.

[Nick]

Real four years ago.

[Titus]

Who would have thought?

[Big Cat]

Shitload of tie dye on the way. Kb Tops and bottoms.

[Nick]

What about skin?

[Big Cat]

Shut up. I gotta. I gotta find tie dye. I'm gonna find some tie dye. Bucket hats.

[Kyle]

You're bucket hatting now?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I. He wants me.

[Kyle]

This is the gateway drug to you dressing how you've always wanted to dress.

[Big Cat]

Well, I don't.

[Titus]

Don't.

[Big Cat]

I'm not a tie dye guy.

[Kyle]

You know good and goddamn well you're a tie dy.

[Big Cat]

I Am not. I listen to tie dye music, but I'm not a tie dye guy.

[Kyle]

You're just waiting to get older to become a tie dye guy. It's time.

[Big Cat]

That might be true. That I can't maybe disagree with after.

[Kyle]

After you retire and after you do whatever you're going to do, you're just going to be tiedyed all the time. Oh. What? Oh, well, that's honesty right there. He read the bad one and put it back.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

What you got?

[Brandon]

100 threes.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Nick]

Jersey.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

I always get the jersey.

[Big Cat]

I do. Nick. I will try.

[Danny]

Will trade you might have to extend your stay.

[Big Cat]

I know. I will potentially trade with you, Nick. Where.

[Titus]

Where do you suppose you're gonna do that? Just at random?

[Brandon]

Probably, yeah.

[Titus]

Basket at a park, I guess. Yeah, maybe.

[Kyle]

Maybe the Golden State Warriors Coliseum. Maybe.

[Brandon]

Maybe just I think this.

[Kyle]

Maybe playing Tuesday nights.

[Titus]

I saw it when I read that on the sheet. I. I didn't even think of a park. I thought of just like walking around in people's driveways and.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I genuinely think this will probably 100 different hoops.

[Big Cat]

It's gonna take you forever.

[Brandon]

It's gonna be 40.

[Nick]

But think of the final product if you film it. Just a highlight of just you making 100 straight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm concerned about your voice now behind that flower. Everything.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, all right.

[Brandon]

That's three from me.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Jesus Christ.

[Titus]

This is enjoy your week, enjoy your week.

[Nick]

There is no enjoy week.

[Lucas]

I think those are the two enjoy your weeks that were on the board.

[Big Cat]

Damn, man.

[Titus]

It's you.

[Nick]

You get two to three days tops.

[Titus]

But you have to enjoy your week. Like what's the thing is if.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure.

[Brandon]

There's the most amount of days in a row you've enjoyed two to three.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I kept track of 20, 25. It wasn't as depressing as you'd think because the same goes for bad days.

[Kyle]

You don't stack them as much.

[Nick]

You don't do. It's like two straight bad days and the next day is probably going to be decent.

[Brandon]

What was the worst stretch you've had of bad days?

[Nick]

This is probably 2 to 3. It's crazy, but like when throughout the year it was just random, like, you know, I guess everything is just pretty decent.

[Danny]

Is this flower different?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Something about it stings.

[Kyle]

Is it pervy?

[Titus]

It's like spicy flower my nose.

[Brandon]

How white are we that this him his flowers.

[Big Cat]

Brandon will be gifted a man taking item by tax act each day in San Francisco for filing his Taxes. If you land here, you will be able to steal any of Brandon's gifts at the end of the week.

[Kyle]

It's the worst one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Kyle]

That's the worst one for you to get.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

I don't remember that one in our brainstorm.

[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Brendan, you're getting.

[Titus]

You're getting four.

[Kyle]

Sounds like I'm only getting four again. Four gifts.

[Big Cat]

And the best part is I get to wait to see which every single one is.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And then at the end of the week, I say, nope, I do.

[Kyle]

Or you could just enjoy your week.

[Brandon]

That would be.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm probably. Give that one up.

[Kyle]

Okay. Okay. You've got six of these now.

[Big Cat]

I have six.

[Kyle]

All right. Okay, that's fair.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Tie dye purchased.

[Kyle]

You're still. Every time you get back, you're buying more time.

[Big Cat]

I bought so much tie dye. Oh, no.

[Titus]

Come on.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's Big Cat.

[Kyle]

This is not.

[Kate]

And who Wheels gone to his head.

[Kyle]

What's the point of this?

[Titus]

And you guys, historically, when it hits your name a lot, it's bad.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But today.

[Titus]

But today. Switch that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Greedy's good.

[Titus]

Who came up with that rule chain?

[Brandon]

I don't remember. Okay.

[Kyle]

Oh, Big Cat also came with a rule change that we all get antiqued.

[Titus]

Oh, that's.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. You can blame Beast on that.

[Brandon]

I'll blame Jimmy. Wonder what this one's gonna be.

[Titus]

Get your cocks off.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's an envelope that says. Brandon.

[Kyle]

I might get two.

[Brandon]

Can you think of a sitcom.

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Brandon]

That you think is nobody's favorite show on Earth?

[Nick]

That's a good question.

[Kyle]

I can think of a lot of them.

[Brandon]

There's. There's a lot of shows that it's nobody's favorite.

[Kyle]

Yes. Kate and Ally. Let's see. Mad about yout is nobody's favorite show.

[Brandon]

Nobody's favorite show is Mad about yout.

[Kate]

That's gotta Be somebody's favorite show. People like. No.

[Kyle]

Bob Hart's Abashola.

[Nick]

Oh, there's somebody.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Nobody's favorite show that's somebody's favorite.

[Nick]

What about anything that's nobody's favorite favorite, huh?

[Big Cat]

Take Brandon's wife out on a date.

[Brandon]

And then slide in between them.

[Big Cat]

Spray tan.

[Brandon]

Oh, there we go.

[Nick]

Oh. Oh.

[Kyle]

Kind of goes with tie dye.

[Titus]

Giving her away.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Throw that one away.

[Brandon]

Danny Tanner, there is somebody you could give it to.

[Big Cat]

I have so many of these, it's crazy.

[Titus]

You could.

[Brandon]

You could give that to somebody. You know, their skin reacts well.

[Big Cat]

You want that?

[Brandon]

I'm gonna give it to you.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna give it to you. It's gonna be yours. Oh, man. Okay.

[Brandon]

Does anybody want paper towels?

[Kyle]

I kind of do.

[Big Cat]

Nah, let it marinate.

[Kyle]

Stop on Titus. I don't even want to stop.

[Danny]

Three.

[Brandon]

Gotta avoid that other puck.

[Kyle]

Uh.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Avoid that other puck.

[Titus]

Two pucks.

[Kyle]

What have we got here? Nobody looks better in a hat than Titus.

[Brandon]

I know, man.

[Nick]

Nobody.

[Kate]

It's good yak. Good yak.

[Nick]

Sure.

[Kyle]

All right, Titus. I think it's all good. Just come on.

[Kate]

Still available in the store.

[Titus]

Ah.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Speed up the program.

[Danny]

Nobody's as smart.

[Brandon]

Nobody.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Danny]

I can't even talk.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

I don't know what I got.

[Big Cat]

Here we go.

[Titus]

Oh, full house.

[Big Cat]

God.

[Nick]

We have Mark.

[Big Cat]

Thank.

[Nick]

We have Mark.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

And you got Mark.

[Titus]

Full house. I got double.

[Brandon]

Wait, you're Mary Kate and Ashley.

[Big Cat]

How many you have? Right now?

[Titus]

I have three.

[Big Cat]

Now I'll trade you right now. Enjoy your week. For a full house. And I'll give away the full house so you don't have two.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait.

[Brandon]

Collusion. Collusion, Collusion.

[Kyle]

Wait a second.

[Titus]

I like that.

[Brandon]

Things can't be traded twice. It's always been a rule.

[Big Cat]

No, that's not a rule.

[Kyle]

I don't know how to do this. Why? You just say things.

[Big Cat]

And I will wait till the end.

[Kyle]

Because.

[Big Cat]

Because if you get four, then you can give away one of your full houses.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But I also.

[Titus]

Because I might happily give you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll happily give you an. Enjoy your week. I've been just dying to give those away.

[Brandon]

Kate, are you trying to do part two of your interview?

[Kate]

Part two of my interview with the full house.

[Danny]

House.

[Kate]

Yeah. That the worst thing I've ever done. Says a lot. Yeah, I would like to do that. I could. Could do that.

[Titus]

I mean, I. This is a San Francisco treat. What I got be full house. And then take a. In Alcatraz.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's on a lot of people's.

[Titus]

I'll come back home and they'll be like, what you do in San Francisco? I'm like, everything.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're going to San Francisco. Be sure to at Alcatraz.

[Titus]

I did it all, man. I own that city now.

[Brandon]

So let's see who's up.

[Titus]

Dan, are you sweating yet?

[Kyle]

Should I be?

[Brandon]

Everybody gets to decide what you're doing.

[Titus]

Basically. You're gonna. If it doesn't hit you, you get all the shittiest ones, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Danny]

Hey, I feel like this has happened before.

[Nick]

Oh, girl.

[Lucas]

Ky just mixing a random ditch.

[Danny]

Yeah, we.

[Nick]

That's. That's what they say in the.

[Big Cat]

O fear.

[Brandon]

Maybe we should have been able to see what it's landing in.

[Lucas]

Maybe.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Maybe we didn't think at all we.

[Brandon]

Could have just handed these out.

[Kyle]

Yeah. What you got, Kate?

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Oh, boy.

[Kate]

This is the only one I didn't want. Dress like Steve Jobs all week.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

No, I was picking out my. Hell, yes.

[Kate]

I was picking out my San Francisco outfits all week.

[Nick]

Nope.

[Kate]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Be more. What's her name? Elizabeth Holmes.

[Brandon]

So I have to talk in a.

[Kate]

Deeper voice by Elizabeth Holmes voice.

[Big Cat]

You can just wear it during the act. You don't have to wear it off the act.

[Kate]

I'll stick to it.

[Big Cat]

No, you can wear it.

[Nick]

You can stick to it.

[Big Cat]

You know, we got CV problems over here.

[Kate]

There's just a black turtleneck and some round glasses. Right?

[Danny]

You got that cool look.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's a cool guy. Was he a cool guy?

[Nick]

No, he was an.

[Titus]

Which is cool.

[Kate]

Okay. Okay. What kind of shoes was Steve Jobs wearing?

[Brandon]

Like Keds?

[Nick]

Foamposits?

[Brandon]

Steve Jobs would never have foam po. Damn, Steve.

[Big Cat]

God damn soft that on.

[Nick]

Oh, bitching the Lisa and phone.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Nick]

Bruce Lee is from San Francisco.

[Brandon]

I didn't know that.

[Nick]

What did I think?

[Brandon]

You know, Bette Midler's from Hawaii.

[Kyle]

No.

[Kate]

Really?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No that at all. Why? Did that remind you of Bette Midler at all?

[Brandon]

Somebody's from somewhere you wouldn't expect.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Kate]

I was actually looking at pictures of young Bruce Lee in San Francisco the other day.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Kate]

I was. I'm deep on all the San Francisco threads. I'm learning everything I can.

[Danny]

So how many might I possibly have to do?

[Kyle]

You'll get.

[Brandon]

Everyone's doing three.

[Danny]

Everyone's doing three?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Everybody's leaving here with three.

[Danny]

Worse.

[Kyle]

Kyle wears an antique.

[Nick]

Well, he does.

[Kate]

Very stately.

[Brandon]

That looks like an expensive sweatshirt when.

[Kyle]

You have that.

[Nick]

San Francisco giant. People getting giant trench coat. And walk around.

[Big Cat]

I mean, so the other person.

[Kyle]

I mean, there's another.

[Big Cat]

There's another one there. Yeah.

[Brandon]

So it's two people. You're going to be a San Francisco giant walking around with somebody on your shoulders.

[Nick]

That's good.

[Kate]

Do we have the giant trench coat? Do we need.

[Kyle]

You're probably the only one who could carry somebody on your shoulders.

[Nick]

I'm a good. I'm a bass.

[Titus]

Yeah, that is true.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what.

[Kyle]

If I get it?

[Nick]

You? No, not with you. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Who?

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Kyle]

Actually, not with the enemy.

[Brandon]

Titus still be on the ground.

[Titus]

What would we do with us? Because I don't know if I could carry you.

[Kyle]

No, I think you'd have to. You could.

[Big Cat]

You could carry him for a little bit.

[Nick]

I think it'd be funny if I was on bottom.

[Titus]

I think so.

[Brandon]

And then just walk into a store and try to buy something.

[Nick]

You have the head of a tall guy. It would look real.

[Brandon]

Kyle. He's gonna be 11ft tall.

[Nick]

You can pull it off.

[Big Cat]

I do have a head of a tall guy.

[Nick]

That tall.

[Big Cat]

You're right.

[Kyle]

How are we gonna get a trench coat that big?

[Brandon]

Well, trench coats are long, naturally.

[Kate]

Yeah, you can just wear it.

[Kyle]

All right. Okay.

[Kate]

So as long as you button it.

[Nick]

Up, we can sew. I actually have been learning to sew.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Kate]

Really.

[Kyle]

Out of.

[Big Cat]

No way. Lie. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why did I just walk right into it?

[Kate]

I'm so gullible.

[Titus]

Boys. Got line on his heart. Like Josh Barr. Like his tattoo.

[Nick]

What's that? Did you come up with that?

[Titus]

Like. Like Josh Barr's tattoo?

[Nick]

Incredible.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is he a wrestler?

[Titus]

He's a wrestler. Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, wait.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Titus]

I thought you said Josh Hart the basketball player.

[Nick]

You said Josh Barr.

[Titus]

Oh, Josh.

[Nick]

And you need, like, a pun reference.

[Kyle]

That makes that line on your heart like.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. I thought he's like, the 10th most popular wrestler on Penn State.

[Kyle]

I think Ty just dropped a line right there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Was I not.

[Nick]

That was incredible. Yeah, it was so good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I'm sorry.

[Kyle]

You stopped the show with a line.

[Titus]

Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah. Sorry, bro.

[Big Cat]

We lost the TV again.

[Brandon]

What's happening?

[Nick]

Josh Barr. He does have a lion tat. Josh. Bar. Bar.

[Big Cat]

All right. Says this feature requires your agreement to Bravia privacy policy.

[Brandon]

Who's doing it?

[Big Cat]

Touching our show Yourself.

[Kyle]

It's probably people in the cave trying to get, like, different games on and somehow they've got a remote that works out that.

[Nick]

That deserved better. Don't redo awe KB.

[Titus]

I do it for an audience of 1.

[Kyle]

Ch.

[Big Cat]

Lucas can drop for Lucas, get up there and drop for him.

[Kyle]

This one is take an extra six days vacation. Whoa, Lucas.

[Brandon]

I like that boy.

[Kyle]

Hustle gets facing. Did he climb slow though?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. There it is for che.

[Brandon]

Nice drop. Guido.

[Kyle]

Runs like. Doesn't he run like a Welshman?

[Brandon]

A Welshman? I don't know how Welshman run.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Nick]

Probably clumsily, awkwardly.

[Lucas]

This is the Pizza Hut slice. Pizza Hut date with Kate enjoying the new ten dollar big New Yorker. If you hit that Pizza Hut ad read, Chay and Kate are going to Pizza Hut together.

[Brandon]

Nice.

[Kate]

I already know what we're gonna do.

[Brandon]

Pizza Hut. We all know we carved out a pizza. Oh, I have no. The perfect thing to get. You'll never believe what they did at Pizza Hut.

[Titus]

Guys already know what we know how much.

[Kyle]

How much you're gonna spend. We know everything about it.

[Big Cat]

Do you want to do the ad re check or T.J. sure. I can't believe I got this. I'm gonna get to steal something.

[Lucas]

Don't be the host that forgets to order Pizza Hut. It's pizza before Hut. And don't wait until Sunday to order. Pre order the new big New Yorker in the Pizza Hut app or on Pizza Hut dot com. New York style crust flavored with parmesan oregano seasoning and slices so big you have to fold them. It's the biggest pizza for the biggest games. And it's just 10 bucks. Order ahead on the Pizza Hut app and it'll be ready before the first hut. Pre order the big New York in the Pizza Hut app or on Pizza hut dot com.

[Big Cat]

Problem. I should have.

[Danny]

It's flinched.

[Big Cat]

I should have said. I forgot to say, if you don't get a puck, you don't get to go.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's. That's a good arrow. Should have said that already.

[Nick]

You figured.

[Big Cat]

He just is.

[Brandon]

That's always been a rule.

[Big Cat]

Blanked. Yeah, it's our. That's our.

[Danny]

I. I feel like this happened a couple other times. Yeah, I just haven't got on the.

[Big Cat]

On the Plinko.

[Kyle]

This is how Kate missed a couple years ago. Okay, look, look, look who's walking across the court.

[Big Cat]

Hey.

[Kyle]

Hey, Donnie.

[Big Cat]

Hey, Donnie.

[Kyle]

What's up, man?

[Big Cat]

What up, dude?

[Brandon]

You look good.

[Kyle]

Oh, thank you.

[Lucas]

Thanks.

[Brandon]

So do you.

[Titus]

Hey, Donnie.

[Nick]

Y.

[Brandon]

It's not an act.

[Titus]

I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

Not even a little?

[Titus]

I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

But you know what? You know why, like, you don't have to be worried. If you just went to like one dinner with him, he'd be like. Like Titus is my favorite person.

[Titus]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Cat]

You just talk to him once, but never do that.

[Titus]

But I'm not going to do that. It's too funny.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Don't ruin it for us. Right?

[Titus]

It's too funny.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Spin it.

[Titus]

Because he kb like you saw the tattoo.

[Nick]

It's a lion in a cross.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's such a perfect reference in such a. Yeah. Really clever.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Nick, Any of them that have sexually spread them out.

[Nick]

It was almost like you prepared that a while ago.

[Titus]

Yeah, I.

[Nick]

You were stunned that would do it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we only have five left.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

In a hundred thousand steps is still out there.

[Kyle]

Yes, it is.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Anybody remember anything else is still out there?

[Big Cat]

Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny. That ain't good.

[Danny]

And I assume I'm going to Pizza Hut too.

[Big Cat]

Probably go again.

[Danny]

Also.

[Kyle]

That's six, right?

[Big Cat]

No, that's six. I can't count.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Titus]

How many is this for Nick?

[Kyle]

This is third.

[Titus]

This is his third.

[Big Cat]

This is your third, Nick. Fourth.

[Kyle]

He's tasting the golden jade.

[Lucas]

Touching a redwood and doing 103 stressed his step.

[Kyle]

Oh, and now.

[Lucas]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Olsen twins. Somebody. We have to dress it like the whole week.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Is that envelope also still out there?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All week?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, that's just on the show. On the show.

[Brandon]

So if Kate gets it, we Steve Jobs.

[Kate]

The Jobs.

[Brandon]

But if big cat gets it, I tie dye all week.

[Titus]

I guess so.

[Danny]

Or trench coat.

[Kyle]

Big catchers give it away.

[Big Cat]

I don't know who I'm gonna give.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna give 100000 steps being still being out there.

[Kyle]

They're definitely keeping.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna give Titus and enjoy your week. Maybe I'm gonna give spray tan to rfk.

[Nick]

Dude, that might be a problem.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Nick]

Like I'm talking in like stick shift. So unnatural.

[Big Cat]

You kind of sound like RFK junior.

[Kyle]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

It's gonna get better, right? Right? I don't know. It is. You sound better than you did the Tuesday. When was it? Was it that guys just.

[Lucas]

We're just.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Donnie's giving a tour. He's taking a picture of us two animals. Well, we are sitting here covered in flour. It's probably unique.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. All right. Okay.

[Kyle]

How come some of yalls flowers wiped off?

[Brandon]

I used water and a paper towel. We could.

[Titus]

What? Who's talking?

[Kyle]

I didn't wipe any face.

[Big Cat]

You're completely clean. I haven't touched.

[Kyle]

Am I clean?

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I don't feel clean, Lucas.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so how many is this for che?

[Kyle]

2.

[Big Cat]

Cuz I really Want to give the Chinatown one to Che.

[Titus]

But Shay's not here.

[Kyle]

Just give it to him and take him off the wheel.

[Big Cat]

Go to Chinatown.

[Nick]

I would like him gifts for everyone.

[Big Cat]

I'll trade with. We can trade with him. Look at how many I have, nick.

[Titus]

I'll take 100 threes from you if you want to join us on the Full House.

[Kate]

I want to be on that Full House thing so bad, you guys. No pressure, though.

[Brandon]

I am. Yeah.

[Kyle]

I might go Full House for jobs.

[Big Cat]

Well, no. Titus has two full houses right now.

[Titus]

I have two full houses.

[Kyle]

He's got a full house.

[Kate]

He's got a full house.

[Big Cat]

What's your other hand?

[Kyle]

What's your other thing, man? H. What's your. What's your.

[Kate]

I'll work out at the electromagnetic field and dress like Steve Jobs all week.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're kind of.

[Nick]

I know, dog.

[Kate]

That's okay.

[Nick]

It is just the person.

[Brandon]

I was looking forward to the trip, dog. I'm gonna be reluctantly touching this redwood tree.

[Big Cat]

Pissed.

[Lucas]

Be in character as Mrs. Doubtfire for a day.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Perfect.

[Big Cat]

That's perfect. Yes. Yes. Oh, my God. With his jaguar. Ha. Oh, my God. Trevor Lawrence. Thou fire.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Holy.

[Kate]

He'll fit in perfectly in San Francisco.

[Big Cat]

I think he's got to do an English accent.

[Brandon]

I don't think he can.

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Kate]

I don't know if he's capable. Hello, puppet.

[Brandon]

Hello.

[Big Cat]

I'm so excited for Jaguar here.

[Titus]

We should have him. Is he gonna do this all week?

[Big Cat]

No, it's just one day, one show.

[Titus]

Wasn't there a scene in Doubtfire where he, like, goes back and forth? Yeah, I would love to see Ch.

[Brandon]

Is there any days where we're gonna have a guest of somebody he idolizes?

[Big Cat]

Oh, maybe. That would be great.

[Brandon]

That'd be pretty good.

[Nick]

Where can we. I think we gotta send him out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He's willing to do anything.

[Big Cat]

Except work.

[Brandon]

No, he wasn't willing to bike.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Very reluctant.

[Kyle]

But he did bike.

[Big Cat]

That is true. Che will literally do anything. And then when we said bike, he was just like, ah, it's locked. I don't want to.

[Kyle]

It's locked all the way over there.

[Titus]

We asked him to look at Donnie's, and he was like, yeah, I'll judge that.

[Kyle]

Already had the ass competition.

[Titus]

I will stare at his for sure. Bike. No.

[Kate]

Let'S not get crazy. Come on. Something good.

[Brandon]

Oh, I saw Donnie's ass last week, by the way, in a video. Yeah. And it was. It wasn't. It wasn't exaggerating. It was windy, and it was like, Going in the wind.

[Nick]

Wait, what was the video?

[Brandon]

You were there too.

[Nick]

What do you mean?

[Titus]

It was. Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

What was the video?

[Kyle]

You don't remember seeing Donnie's house?

[Brandon]

He was too far.

[Nick]

I didn't see it now.

[Titus]

Oh, poor Kate.

[Kyle]

Jam these all in the middle.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we might want to.

[Brandon]

I don't think we can.

[Big Cat]

Oh, get there.

[Titus]

Get there.

[Big Cat]

She's got nothing.

[Kate]

Can I get one?

[Kyle]

No.

[Brandon]

Should you take like the closest one?

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Nick]

Nice.

[Big Cat]

There you go. All right, this is to. To complete Kate's hellish week. She's definitely gonna get a hundred thousand steps, right? This is.

[Kyle]

But I know. I think she would like that, though.

[Big Cat]

But after going to the substation, she might get actually injured.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What you got 100,000?

[Brandon]

Oh, Kate, I bet you could cry right now.

[Kate]

This is fine. You guys will have a week hanging out together.

[Big Cat]

We're going to do some trades.

[Kate]

No, you want.

[Titus]

You want to. At Alcatraz, kind of.

[Danny]

With Kyle on your shoulders?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait, so, dude, still somebody on Kyle's shoulders is out there and I'm also Olsen twin. And then what?

[Kyle]

I don't. Oh, I know what it is, but I don't want to say.

[Big Cat]

Can I do a trade or no?

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, I mean, when we get there, we got three left to train.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Lucas]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You're right.

[Titus]

Danny, what do you have?

[Danny]

Going to Pizza Hut.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kate]

Oh, Danny.

[Nick]

We're just making Kate lose weight.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

That's all it is.

[Brandon]

Weight and dress.

[Big Cat]

Your go to best nights lose weight.

[Brandon]

This is all a ploy.

[Big Cat]

Most subtle way possible. That was.

[Danny]

That was a great evil laugh.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that also I'm a little nervous about like Kate's going to go to a substation, then walk 100,000 steps. Is your. Is your back. Back. Okay, I got this. Okay.

[Kate]

I got this. I got this.

[Big Cat]

There's trades available. We're going to do some trades.

[Kate]

I. I actually like the 100,000 steps. I think I could do that.

[Big Cat]

Well, you're going to probably do that anyway.

[Kate]

Exactly.

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kate]

This is fine. This is fine. I actually don't hate any of these.

[Brandon]

All right, what's the third one out there? Fake titties. Big fake titties.

[Kyle]

Damn it. Put on makeup all week.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Kate]

Complete facial re reconstruction.

[Titus]

What the.

[Big Cat]

All right, here we go, Nick. So Barry Bonds is still out there, which is an interesting one.

[Nick]

What is that?

[Big Cat]

That means you have to bond with a stranger every single day and report back will be good fodder for the show.

[Nick]

That will be.

[Big Cat]

That would be nice if Nick got that. I would like Nick to get that.

[Kate]

Yeah, Nick would be very good at that.

[Big Cat]

That Kate.

[Kyle]

That's the one you actually would.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, was. Kate's gonna do that one on. She'll do that 100,000 steps in Barry Bonds.

[Nick]

Kate, go to the left. Far left.

[Big Cat]

No, the other way.

[Kyle]

All the way. Yep. Should we just say closest one?

[Big Cat]

Cuz this could. Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Stuck.

[Big Cat]

Closest one.

[Kyle]

Or if it lands in the middle.

[Danny]

You know it's gone.

[Kyle]

Yep. Oh, you got it.

[Kate]

The other half of Giant is still out there.

[Kyle]

It's that one. It's the first one.

[Kate]

Nick and KB Giant would be.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Smiling.

[Kyle]

That's what it is. That's what it is.

[Big Cat]

It's the other half of Giant.

[Brandon]

San Francisco Giant.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes. You are a bottom.

[Nick]

I'm bottom.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's got it.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

That's the perfect tube.

[Big Cat]

I cannot wait to see you guys walking down the street. So we just need a video of you guys walking down the street, maybe crossing the street, and that's it.

[Brandon]

From pretty far away.

[Kate]

I want to see you guys come out of the fog.

[Brandon]

I want to be in the middle of like a crowd crossing the streets. Maybe like with a map.

[Lucas]

Try and get into a movie theater.

[Titus]

That's the perfect combo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, shit. What if we get. Oh, when we. When we rent the convertible?

[Brandon]

That would be awesome.

[Big Cat]

No, if you're on top of them.

[Brandon]

And we're driving on.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Hell yeah.

[Kate]

The full house opening in one person is inexplicably a huge fan.

[Brandon]

People don't cram overcoats enough.

[Nick]

Oh, let's find this coat.

[Big Cat]

Titus.

[Titus]

Oh, so this is Olsen twin or Barry Bonds.

[Big Cat]

But remember, you're gonna have extra so you can give them away.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I have two to give away.

[Big Cat]

I actually wouldn't hate Danny having to bond. I mean, I only have any Would be good.

[Danny]

I don't think I only have one.

[Big Cat]

Can Danny me?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Love Titus. Fun guy. Struggle to see him doing Barry Bonds.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, actually, no, maybe you should get Barry Bonds.

[Brandon]

He'd get maced.

[Danny]

Yeah, especially with this jaguar hair.

[Big Cat]

Let's just decide what the funniest ones for Che to get is. All right, Take that one. Yeah, let's find. Let's. Let's kind of. When we do trades, we'll get Jay nice and proper.

[Danny]

Her taste the Golden Gate Bridge. She might have a good review for it.

[Brandon]

He would be. He would review it. Well, it's dry, actually.

[Danny]

Not that bad.

[Titus]

Barry Bonds.

[Big Cat]

All right, so we're. We said we might have to give that to Che.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Him coming back with this.

[Titus]

I'm definitely not.

[Big Cat]

Because he's so bad at telling stories.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where is it? Okay.

[Brandon]

All right. So Danny, what do you have?

[Danny]

Still nothing.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Thanks for checking in.

[Brandon]

Maybe you'll get this last one, which.

[Danny]

Would be an Olsen twin.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And then we. And then Lucas gets one spin on Huda Antique.

[Brandon]

That'll be Danny.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is this your third?

[Kyle]

This is my second.

[Big Cat]

Second.

[Titus]

Yeah, just grab it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just grab it. What is it?

[Brandon]

Olson twin.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I love that. All right, so let's do some trades. Let's figure this out.

[Titus]

Okay, so what does Che have?

[Lucas]

Pizza Hut, date with Kate and Doubtfire for a day.

[Big Cat]

That's all he has?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

All right, so let's get that.

[Titus]

Yes. Barry Bonds.

[Brandon]

So JS3.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Nick, how many do you have?

[Brandon]

Five.

[Big Cat]

I will trade you. Nick.

[Brandon]

We'Re the people that shouldn't be trading with each other.

[Big Cat]

Well, let's just trade and then we can figure it out because I want. I. I think this is a good trade. I would. I will trade. You go to Chinatown for gifts for the threes.

[Kate]

Oh, nixa.

[Big Cat]

Did you want to take the three?

[Brandon]

No, I don't want to take threes, but I will.

[Big Cat]

I'll trade. I'll then trade it with a three way trade. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm gonna keep trading.

[Danny]

Trading, so don't worry.

[Titus]

You want full house?

[Big Cat]

No, definitely not. What do you want? What do you have?

[Titus]

I have two full houses.

[Nick]

Okay, you want full house?

[Lucas]

What did you just give? What did you. You just gave.

[Big Cat]

I have threes, which I'm not gonna probably hold on to very long. But I traded it with Nick for Chinatown because Nick would be great at the Chinatown.

[Brandon]

Thank you.

[Titus]

I want the threes. But that's not. Is that a waste of the threes?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it probably is. So I can.

[Titus]

I shouldn't take the threes.

[Big Cat]

You know who should take. Take the threes? Danny?

[Titus]

Conrad. Conrad taking the three. I would love to see how he.

[Big Cat]

Would be really good at taking these threes.

[Danny]

I just have to find a basketball court.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And wear Steph Curry jersey.

[Brandon]

Got it. And who else needs some.

[Big Cat]

You are getting how many?

[Lucas]

Needs one?

[Brandon]

I think I have three.

[Big Cat]

What do you have?

[Nick]

San Francisco Giant. Full house. And what else?

[Lucas]

T.J. that's it.

[Big Cat]

It. Oh, okay. So here you go.

[Nick]

There got to be something else.

[Brandon]

Kyle, spray tan with.

[Nick]

What else did I have?

[Titus]

You.

[Brandon]

You have. We're giant and you have that. You're in the full house.

[Nick]

That Is it?

[Big Cat]

Wait, what do you have then?

[Nick]

Do we have a sheet? Well, you have. You're holding how many?

[Big Cat]

You're holding it two.

[Nick]

But I thought I had three.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Here you go.

[Kyle]

Spray tan.

[Nick]

Okay. For what? You.

[Big Cat]

Nothing I have to give away because I have too many. Yeah, you know what, Danny? Because I gave you the threes, which kind of sucks for you, I'm also gonna give you the 500 bonus bet. Whoa. Wow. Hey. So there you go.

[Titus]

How about that Danny and bonus bet?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon]

How many do you need? Danny?

[Big Cat]

No trade. No, I have to give them away because I don't. I have too many.

[Danny]

Okay, but they. They can't steal any of these. Like the 100 threes.

[Titus]

I'll trade you full house for the bonus bet.

[Danny]

Let me think on it.

[Titus]

Take a nowcatraz with how many?

[Brandon]

How many does Cheney.

[Big Cat]

Who has Barry Bonds?

[Lucas]

He's got three.

[Big Cat]

Shea has Berry Bonds right now.

[Titus]

I gave it.

[Brandon]

Brandon needs one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, perfect. Brandon needs one.

[Brandon]

And I. Who else needs one?

[Lucas]

That's it.

[Titus]

I have two houses. Two to get rid of one.

[Danny]

I have two total.

[Lucas]

There's more than three.

[Brandon]

You have two total? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ah. So what do you have to give away?

[Nick]

Taste.

[Brandon]

The Golden Gate or Olsen twins.

[Danny]

Danny, do I need another?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Three minimum.

[Nick]

Who has the other Olsen twin?

[Brandon]

I mean, Brandon.

[Danny]

I'd like to visit the Golden Gate.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Danny]

Take a taste while I'm there.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

There you go, though.

[Danny]

Appreciate it.

[Brandon]

Full review, please.

[Big Cat]

You might. You just walk all the way across, too.

[Brandon]

Lick all the way across.

[Kyle]

How long is it?

[Brandon]

Lick the length of, like, a trail.

[Kate]

All the way across.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Titus]

It's pretty long.

[Big Cat]

You can walk across.

[Kate]

Yeah, you can.

[Titus]

It's a pretty large bridge.

[Kate]

You can even get an Uber from the other.

[Big Cat]

But you. You'll make a funny vlog of it. Yeah, sure.

[Danny]

Once I'm done with I've walked 100 threes.

[Big Cat]

It's not bad. It's not bad.

[Nick]

The north side by tastes a little different.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Nick]

Sour.

[Titus]

Taste every side.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Taste both sides.

[Kate]

What if it's sweet?

[Nick]

Why the fuck is it so sweet on the other?

[Big Cat]

This bridge is sweet and sour. All right, Wait, so Brandon needs another?

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. What should we give him? Well, we also need to get it rid of. Someone needs to get a full house, right?

[Lucas]

Titus has two.

[Titus]

I have two full houses, which I guess it could just be a three.

[Brandon]

Well, doesn't Kate want it pretty bad?

[Titus]

He wants it pretty bad.

[Kate]

I don't want to be greedy. I have three Already? I think Danny would be funny.

[Brandon]

Some people will have four.

[Kate]

Four in that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, I have four. Like, I. It sucks. I have to wear tie dye all week. I have to steal something from Brandon. Then I have to enjoy my week. Then I have to enjoy my week. Oh.

[Kate]

Oh, that's stressful.

[Big Cat]

Four of these.

[Titus]

You have to double enjoy your.

[Big Cat]

I have to double enjoy.

[Brandon]

No, that cancels out.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I have to hate my week.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Neutral.

[Brandon]

No, you have to be pissed.

[Big Cat]

Okay. I gotta get rid of this. Enjoy your week.

[Danny]

Then I need a fourth.

[Big Cat]

All right, so everyone has three right now.

[Brandon]

I have four right now.

[Big Cat]

Let's give. Which one can we give to Roan? Because Roan's gonna be on the act.

[Brandon]

Olsen twin to dress like Brandon, Go to Chinatown to get gifts. Touch a redwood tree. San Francisco Giant. But I want to do that with Kai.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you want to do that. You have four.

[Titus]

Right now I have. I have three. Well, I have three, so I need to trade one because I have two full houses and take a shit.

[Nick]

Full house.

[Brandon]

Fuck it. Here, you want to Olsen twin with Brandon.

[Big Cat]

We can make Ronos and twins. Brandon.

[Titus]

You'Re gonna. You're gonna full house.

[Brandon]

A full house.

[Titus]

And I have to dress.

[Big Cat]

No, let's have her own full house. Well, I guess we have. He doesn't get there till Tuesday, but he would be good for.

[Brandon]

You have all week to do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Whistles.

[Danny]

You just submit it by the end of the week.

[Big Cat]

And what does Che have again?

[Lucas]

Pizza Hut. Doubtfire, Barry Bond.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Pizza Top five.

[Brandon]

Should we have Che? Olsen twin with Brandon. So Brandon also has to Doubtfire.

[Big Cat]

No. Or would Brandon have to Jaguar?

[Titus]

Brandon would have to. Jaguars out. Fire.

[Big Cat]

Oh. All right. Wait. Spin the wheel again. For who gets Lucas gets antique, Right?

[Brandon]

Eliminator.

[Big Cat]

Eliminator.

[Brandon]

I think it's gonna land on me first.

[Titus]

I'm at a stalemate. I feel like Kyle. Our only play is for me to trade with Kate.

[Nick]

Give.

[Kate]

No.

[Nick]

Don't feel like you have the full house.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Can you just give it to her without trading?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Three to four, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is there one somebody was having?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I'll give you. I can give you. Enjoy your week for the full house.

[Danny]

You don't want that.

[Big Cat]

And then I can just give the full. You can give.

[Titus]

You give the full house to whoever you want?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Give it to Rosillo.

[Big Cat]

There you go.

[Titus]

Give it to Rosill. Yeah, I'll take it. Enjoy your week.

[Big Cat]

All right, perfect. So now I can bet. Now I'm back to being able to enjoy my week, because I only have one duck. All right, and then I'm gonna give the Full house to who's on Full House right now.

[Titus]

I would have traded out all your suck, though.

[Kate]

That's.

[Titus]

They all suck.

[Kate]

They suck. I know.

[Big Cat]

Who's doing Full House right now. Titus, Brandon, Kate, do you want to.

[Nick]

Trade for Full House?

[Kate]

I don't want you stuck with any of these. It's okay.

[Brandon]

Well, I think Kyle would rather do any of those than Full House.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, is Steve Jobs just one day? One show all week? All week.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Gotcha.

[Nick]

Do you know how painful that final product is gonna be?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm gonna.

[Nick]

It's gonna be so.

[Big Cat]

I hate. Well, no, actually, this is nice of me to do, because I know you love them so much, and, like, this is gonna be an extensive shoot, but I'm gonna give the full house to Che.

[Titus]

Oh, perfect. That's perfect.

[Big Cat]

In the Jaguar jersey.

[Nick]

With who?

[Big Cat]

He's just the fourth. Kb, Che. Now, hang on, Brandon.

[Titus]

Now, hang on a second. Because I have explicit orders to enjoy my week.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[Brandon]

Now those two clash.

[Titus]

Now, hang on a sec.

[Big Cat]

So Che will do that. Che needs to get four anyway.

[Kate]

He's got to keep the hair all week. Right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's. And it's just gonna be a great relic of, like, Full House. And it's like, why is there a.

[Danny]

Guy in a Jaguar Jaguar dressed like a woman?

[Titus]

Now we'll make it good.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's gonna be.

[Titus]

It'll be fun. Kb.

[Big Cat]

It's gonna be so.

[Titus]

And here's the thing. It'll be funny. It'll be fun. But it'll also be funny, Right?

[Danny]

Maybe you can like.

[Titus]

It'll be really, like, what, a parody.

[Brandon]

People will watch Alcatraz.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Say, that's just like that 90s sitcom.

[Brandon]

The boys are hilarious.

[Kate]

Titus turns on the toilet.

[Brandon]

Those guys are hilarious.

[Danny]

See me in the background licking a bridge.

[Big Cat]

Whatever happened?

[Brandon]

I think. Are we set?

[Kate]

This is gonna be fun.

[Brandon]

Wait, Brandon has two. Where'd he go?

[Big Cat]

So who has four?

[Brandon]

I can't give him Olsen twin. No, I want to get you guys.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so.

[Lucas]

Oh, he wanted to see the redwood.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he wants to touch a redwood.

[Brandon]

Here we go. Give him touch of redwood.

[Kyle]

All right, perfect.

[Big Cat]

All right, so Brandon will touch redwood. Does he know he got Olsen twin? Yes, he does. This is good, guys.

[Kate]

I cannot wait for this week.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So Ever has three, and Che has four.

[Brandon]

That's fair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And also chase four. Not that hard.

[Titus]

He gets to eat pizza. Gets to talk to strangers.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Titus]

Gets to ride in a convertible and.

[Big Cat]

Dress like a woman.

[Titus]

Dress like a woman with jaguar hair. Have a British accent.

[Danny]

There's at least one night where I'm gonna be up till like, 3am Shooting threes. People are going to think I'm aspiring to be in the NBA with the courage.

[Nick]

It's gonna look embarrassing.

[Titus]

Danny, are you. Is that going to take you a while?

[Danny]

I mean, I'm not. I'm not awful, but I think, yeah.

[Kate]

You'Re gonna need a rebound.

[Brandon]

Trade it for full house.

[Titus]

I don't remember you shooting a basketball.

[Nick]

You're.

[Titus]

You're not good.

[Danny]

No. Last year when we did the tournament, something wonky happened where both the girls had to play at the same time, but they also had Spider, so their girl was better than Spider. No offense. So then I didn't get to play. But don't worry. You'll see a lot of it coming up.

[Kate]

See, I think Che would like to do that.

[Brandon]

He's got too much on his plate.

[Danny]

Y' all have to recruit rebounders. Film it all, I'm assuming.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Unedited. No cuts.

[Big Cat]

No cuts.

[Brandon]

And then do it longer than.

[Danny]

That's a dark stream. You think a whole in one, you.

[Lucas]

Just do it live.

[Brandon]

It's gonna be like an hour, an.

[Nick]

Hour and a half.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I could zoom it in. In during the show if you wanted to.

[Brandon]

Do you want to go try to shoot some threes now and we can calculate.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, shoot 10 right now.

[Titus]

Go make 10 right now.

[Big Cat]

Go make 10. Grab a rebounder from the gambling cave. I'll time you. Oh, whoa.

[Kate]

Has that ever happened?

[Big Cat]

It is 4:30 and everyone just leaves.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they have a. Sure, they have something.

[Nick]

Do you think you can get it in three minutes?

[Big Cat]

No way.

[Brandon]

Ten in three minutes.

[Big Cat]

No, you can get it in three minutes, Danny.

[Nick]

You got to get it in three minutes.

[Kate]

Is Wyatt rebounding? Does he have a rebound guy?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he.

[Titus]

Yeah. Stand in front of the board.

[Big Cat]

The other thing is, he might be dealing with double rims wherever he goes. Yeah. Yeah. Which no nuts significantly change this. Okay, he's got.

[Titus]

How many has he hit so far?

[Big Cat]

It's a zero counting, but there it is.

[Brandon]

You're fine. Damn.

[Big Cat]

One.

[Brandon]

He's fine.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

He's fine.

[Kyle]

I think.

[Brandon]

How long do you think it would take to.

[Danny]

If you went 100 for hundreds of.

[Big Cat]

Just get five. Get five. I got the timer going.

[Kate]

How many miles is 100,000 steps? My phone will track that, right?

[Big Cat]

Probably like 125 miles. No more. Probably like 40 miles.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Over the course of a week.

[Big Cat]

But you could also start Sunday.

[Kate]

I'm going to do that trail.

[Brandon]

If you do the trail, that's going to be like 45.

[Big Cat]

And also if you start. If you start Sunday, then you have to do like.

[Kate]

That's my plan.

[Kyle]

Whatever for?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, this is 17,000 a day.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Big Cat]

That's not that great.

[Titus]

That's.

[Brandon]

It's a lot. Have you not.

[Big Cat]

How many have you made?

[Titus]

No, two in a minute.

[Brandon]

Two percent. I got 100, so two a minute, so not bad.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

50 minutes.

[Big Cat]

All right, three.

[Brandon]

Danny, it's going to take you an.

[Kate]

Hour, and you'll get hot sometimes.

[Big Cat]

No, he won't. He definitely won't. Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[Kate]

Well, he's come. He's got flower hands.

[Brandon]

His first shot was by far the best.

[Big Cat]

He's got flower hands. That's what you're. That's the excuse. Oh, no. Yeah. You know what? Yeah, your hands are cold. That's what it is.

[Brandon]

This office is cold.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Nick]

Four.

[Titus]

I mean, four in a minute and a half.

[Big Cat]

Half.

[Titus]

He's. He's fine.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you're fine.

[Big Cat]

I was like. It's going to take you. It's going to take you an hour. Yeah, Going. Take you an hour. All right, so we have. We have to spin our wheel, and then we have to spin the Lucas wheel. You want to do eliminator?

[Brandon]

No, I just had a bad feeling it was going to land on me first, so I said eliminator, but now I have a bad feeling it would.

[Big Cat]

Remember if it lands on antique again. Antique, Lucas, he gets antique. All of us again.

[Brandon]

Right. It's the beast in you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Dying to get out.

[Big Cat]

Do you want to do.

[Nick]

Eliminate her?

[Brandon]

No, no, I'm over it. I'm over it.

[Titus]

No, wait. What's the firing line will we do to him?

[Brandon]

Yeah, how does that happen?

[Titus]

That was if it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's if that's antique. Lucas. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Everybody gets.

[Titus]

Everybody gets to do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. That's right. That's right.

[Titus]

Let's do eliminator. Nick.

[Big Cat]

Danny, did you never get a hit on you?

[Danny]

Never.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Danny, you choose.

[Big Cat]

Eliminator or one spin Eliminator. Okay.

[Brandon]

Cuz you think you're due.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just in case. Now if it hits Brandon, you got to walk into the studio and do it while he's sitting there.

[Brandon]

Deal.

[Big Cat]

He'll be so mad.

[Brandon]

He's talking to some of the people he loves the most. See, I knew.

[Kate]

Oh, you had A feeling.

[Big Cat]

That was smart, Nick.

[Titus]

Pretty good, Nick.

[Big Cat]

Except you didn't.

[Titus]

Well played.

[Brandon]

You said you wanted to right.

[Big Cat]

Both sides perfectly.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was nice.

[Lucas]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

That doesn't bode well.

[Big Cat]

So if it, if it ends up on antique, Lucas, it's the fire.

[Brandon]

And as hard as we can.

[Big Cat]

As far as we can. As much as we can, Denny.

[Brandon]

That's what it's like. Oh, yeah. Brandon's interviewing his ass off in there.

[Big Cat]

Bang.

[Danny]

I just want to see Minty pull up next to him on the phone.

[Titus]

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Kate]

Stops have hair.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also like that Brandon was like, I, I, I have no problem leaving this time because he warned me. But he said, I got an interview at 4:30. He left a 4.

[Titus]

He's up to 4, and I don't.

[Brandon]

Think he's interviewing yet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, God.

[Kyle]

Boy, best.

[Titus]

The best possible outcome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. One spin, Lucas, or best of seven? Best of seven. So the, the, the winning.

[Kyle]

The.

[Big Cat]

Whoever loses.

[Titus]

Yeah, whoever you want it to hit you.

[Brandon]

But what's a sweep? Best of seven. Hold back bag. Or you just throw the bag at the face.

[Titus]

Whole bag on your head. Poured on the top of your head.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Fair is fair.

[Big Cat]

Look at him.

[Danny]

He's just asking for it.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. One. Nothing.

[Titus]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Nick]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

He's just.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Soon nothing. Get ready, Lucas. He's got to do it before this interview.

[Titus]

You got to do it, Lucas.

[Big Cat]

You got to do it before the interview starts. He might kick. Lucas, get ready.

[Brandon]

Get ready.

[Kyle]

Oh, my.

[Titus]

Oh, my God. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Go, go, go, go, go.

[Titus]

Not the whole.

[Big Cat]

Let's go.

[Titus]

Not the. If you got to do it, don't make it.

[Big Cat]

Be the.

[Titus]

Oh, look at Brandon.

[Brandon]

He doesn't even know. Oh, that one.

[Big Cat]

I have no idea.

[Titus]

Not the whole bag.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon]

A sweep. An antique sweep.

[Titus]

Oh, no. Not one full bag on his head.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Lucas, be ready to run.

[Brandon]

He's just scratching his armpit.

[Big Cat]

I hate this.

[Titus]

Brandon, if you're watching this clip, Brandon, I don't like. I'm trying to call him. I'm trying to call him. Brandon, go.

[Brandon]

I'm telling him to run.

[Kate]

Three seconds.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, no.

[Kyle]

Okay, okay.

[Titus]

Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

If he comes back, we get to do it to him. There's.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Danny]

What is he negotiating?

[Big Cat]

This is great. This is my favorite silent film. Listen, listen. Anytime you want to answer. Oh, no.

[Kate]

He's coming back, though.

[Brandon]

And, like, why is he running?

[Kate]

I know.

[Nick]

Excited.

[Big Cat]

What happened? So then you have to take it on yourself. He's begging and pleading. Where'd he go? He's like, please don't do. Do this.

[Nick]

You didn't have it in you. You.

[Big Cat]

Where to go.

[Titus]

You're not going to do it. I. I think we have to do it to.

[Big Cat]

You got to do it to yourself.

[Titus]

Or do it to yourself. You have to pour it on your.

[Nick]

Own head in front of them.

[Danny]

Do it.

[Titus]

I don't want to do it.

[Big Cat]

No, you got to do.

[Brandon]

I don't want to do it to you.

[Big Cat]

You put shame on this country. I felt so bad. He's like.

[Brandon]

It's like a little puppy.

[Big Cat]

He's like, please don't do that, Susan.

[Titus]

Do it.

[Nick]

Do it. Do it in front of him.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Do it in front of.

[Brandon]

Look at him and say. Look at him and say, you dick house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You then pretend to die.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Fall to the ground.

[Kate]

Oh, where'd he go?

[Brandon]

Lay there for his whole interview.

[Kate]

Where is he?

[Brandon]

Behind you, Kate.

[Big Cat]

Is he blocking the door? He's blocking the door. Wait. The whole. Brandon.

[Nick]

Tell your son.

[Big Cat]

Wake up.

[Nick]

Come in.

[Big Cat]

Open.

[Titus]

You got to do it in here.

[Nick]

Did we do it?

[Brandon]

Did he do it? Just where there was no cameras.

[Nick]

Fine. I guess I'll do Right there.

[Big Cat]

Right there, right there, right there. Where he's going to. Let him do it.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Nick]

Why?

[Big Cat]

Wait, wait, Lucas, Lucas. This is a bad, bad visual. You can't see it. All right, wait. I got to do an interview.

[Kyle]

Can I do this Monday?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon]

In San Francisco.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

Do it, do it.

[Brandon]

Look him in the eye.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Make sure you cover up that zit. Oh, he did it. Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Danny]

Wow, what a twist.

[Big Cat]

What a. Wow, what a twist. And he really didn't have to do it.

[Brandon]

No, no, that's it.

[Big Cat]

The most mess possible. On the chair, all over everything. Why do you have to do it on the chair? Oh, what a guy. Oh, oh. Now. Now all bets are off.

[Brandon]

You had his back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Unchanged on his own Oilers jacket.

[Big Cat]

What an idiot that was.

[Danny]

He was scot free.

[Brandon]

Oh, fresh bag.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

He's a smart man.

[Big Cat]

I'll open the door for you. I'll open the door for you. He's in a perfect response.

[Danny]

Go Viva Dan on him.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's off. He's off. He's off the chair. He's off the chair. Run.

[Danny]

The beast has risen.

[Brandon]

There's his whole ass.

[Kate]

Those whole butts out.

[Brandon]

Holy.

[Kate]

Oh, my.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

That was the best visual ever.

[Kate]

His whole butt was out.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Looking at me. And Titus came from around the other side.

[Brandon]

It was. You guys need to see that. That was.

[Big Cat]

It was just his hands up to me. And then why did he.

[Brandon]

He was in the clear. Why'd he do that?

[Big Cat]

He didn't have to. Oh, I want to see the Wyatt's angle. That's up because now I flowered myself for nothing. Yeah, and you did it on the chair, dude.

[Nick]

Up.

[Kate]

The angle the camera got though was so perfect.

[Brandon]

It's so right in the doorway.

[Titus]

Oh, you could see it.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

You guys nailed it. It was like the most perfect spot. You could have done it. Oh, he's coming.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Hey, what's up? What's up? Brandon, you know you did that to yourself.

[Titus]

Why did you do that?

[Brandon]

Well, wait, did your interview get postponed?

[Kyle]

No, it's still going. It's about to go. Once I got. Once Lucas sacrificed himself, I said, let's up the stakes a little bit, see what happens. And.

[Big Cat]

And then you saw what happened.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he got you, so why not it. Let's just throw the rules out the window. Once I found out, what did I end up getting? Well.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you've got.

[Brandon]

I gave you touch of redwood.

[Big Cat]

Touch of redwood. Olsen twins recreate full house.

[Kyle]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

Not bad.

[Kyle]

I gotta go interview with these boys.

[Big Cat]

All right. You got something on your face.

[Brandon]

Wow, you're good.

[Nick]

You.

[Titus]

You did camera.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Why is he being a good sport?

[Big Cat]

Why else?

[Nick]

What did we just say? What happened?

[Brandon]

Why'd he come back in?

[Lucas]

Just a.

[Danny]

Do we send Mincy in next?

[Brandon]

I'll have Mincy with a bag of flour.

[Big Cat]

Do we have the alternate angle?

[Nick]

That was interesting.

[Big Cat]

That was quite interesting.

[Danny]

I think he was being paranoid.

[Nick]

You know, he experienced something about pre.

[Big Cat]

Taped episodes and Brandon just freaking out.

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Spontaneous emotions.

[Big Cat]

Lucas, why did you do it on the chair?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I felt bad.

[Big Cat]

Like, when I went in there, he was like pleading. Like, he was very sincere. No, no, no.

[Titus]

We know that on the chair.

[Big Cat]

On the chair.

[Titus]

Stood on the chair to do it.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Nick]

You shouldn't have even done it.

[Big Cat]

I mean, what's the difference between that and up?

[Nick]

Idiot.

[Titus]

This is where our guest.

[Big Cat]

That's easier to vacuum up flower.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Than the carpet.

[Danny]

Vacuums are four. Four carpets.

[Titus]

Get out my chair. Vacuum.

[Kyle]

You hear yourself talking about.

[Brandon]

Vacuum's perfect for le.

[Big Cat]

I love it.

[Titus]

Oh, it's on the carpet. We're. It was on the chair would be in good spot. I have a chair back.

[Nick]

You do have a chair.

[Titus]

I don't have a carpet.

[Brandon]

Vacuum Lucas, that's how you sound on the chair.

[Titus]

I miss you, Lucas.

[Big Cat]

I miss you back.

[Brandon]

You're going to be in San Fran, right?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Perfect.

[Big Cat]

All right. Good show, everyone. Yeah, we're excited for San Fran. So we'll see everyone on Monday live from the super bowl in San Fran.

[Titus]

Can't wait to get to San Fran. Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

I'll be tie dyed up.

[Titus]

I love San Fran, man.

[Big Cat]

Kate will look like Steve Jobs, and then we'll do the rest of them. I think that's the only ones. Jaguars, tie dye. Steve Jobs are the only ones you see on Monday. And then the rest of the week, we're gonna get them.

[Brandon]

Kyle, I cannot wait to see you in that theme song. Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Beat Red Jay's gonna be so into it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God, he's gonna love it.

[Nick]

He thinks because he nailed the scene, it's gonna be funnier.

[Brandon]

Oh, man, I need the bonus.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Kyle]

My ear stuffed.

[Big Cat]

He didn't earshot him. All right, we'll see everyone on Monday.

[Titus]

Happy birthday, big kid.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. Thank you. It's a star. It's the actual.

[Lucas]

See you in San Fran. Love you guys.

[Kyle]

Have a good weekend.

[Big Cat]

Bye.