Recapping Jeff Nadu's 37th Birthday Bash With Ohio's Tate: Mon Jul 20, 2026

Summary

The Yak – Recapping Jeff Nadu’s 37th Birthday Bash With Ohio’s Tate

Episode Date: July 20, 2026
Host(s): Dan “Big Cat” Katz, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Nick Turani, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat, and rotating cast (Tate, Rico, Mincy, Gaz, Haley, etc.)
Special Guests: Tate (field reporter, "Ohio's Tate"), Jeff Nadu, Rico Bosco

Episode Overview

The Yak’s July 20, 2026 episode centers around the detailed breakdown of Jeff Nadu’s flamboyant and, by most accounts, ultimately ill-fated 37th birthday party, as documented by “Ohio’s Tate.” The crew dissects the highs, lows, myths, and memes surrounding the event—whether Nadu proved his reputation as a “ladies’ man,” the party’s chaotic highlights, and what really happened behind the scenes. Additional segments showcase the group’s trademark banter, with sidebar discussions on sandcastle competitions, summer banner raisings, and the dysfunction of Bush Gaming. The signature Yak humor, running bits, and lived-in chemistry are on full display.

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Main Themes and Segments

1. Setting the Stage: Stella Blue Announcements, Intros, and Gamut of Topics

• [02:08] - [03:41]
  Dan announces Stella Blue Coffee’s new retail expansion, then dives into the chaos of today’s show: “Where the do we start? There is so much going on.”
• Inside joke: Rolling out ready-to-drink coffee cans, “saving a thousand dogs,” etc.

2. The Big Event: Nadu’s Birthday Bash Recap

Party Expectations vs. Reality

• [03:43] – [04:03]
  • The venue was way too small for Nadu's ambitions: “They tried to do Lollapalooza in the Chicago Theater.” – Dan
  • “He never had a shot.” – Kate (on Nadu trying to emulate a wild mega-party)
  • “He’s unsucked because he was never sucked. And you guys let him play a sucked character, and it turns out he's not sucked.” – Nick

Visuals, Outfits, and Vibes

• [04:10] – [06:16]
  • Mockery of Nadu’s frequent haircuts, including “he brushed his hair, like, 184 times” – Nick ([04:44]).
  • “Ohio formal sports writer gear banquet ass...” – Gaz ([05:36])
  • “Ohio suburban dad who can’t quite get his dick hard.” – Dan ([05:39])
  • Tate’s confused ‘formal’ attire sparks a roast; “that's the tape we know and love.” – Kate ([09:03])

Key Moments & Weird Details

• [06:14] – [10:01]
  • Party at “Tiny Mykonos,” a hilariously undersized venue in Lancaster, PA.
  • Robot dancer makes an unexpected appearance (“that was sick” – Dan [07:00]), surprising the tech-averse locals.
  • Nadu cycles through jumpsuits because he believes he looks like a painter.
  • Notable party ‘win’: Open door policy for “Latinas,” which few thought possible: “Every party I’ve ever thrown is an open door policy for Latinas. Never has happened.” – Brandon ([06:41])

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3. Tate’s Gonzo Field Reporting

What Did Tate Document?

• [09:43] – [13:53]
  • “Tate, because of his hard work, has blossomed into a weapon. He is a weapon of journalistic integrity.” – Nick ([10:44])
  • “We put him on the scene, shit’s gonna pop off, right? Like, maybe we wasted Tate on Jeff Nadu.” – Nick ([10:54])

The ‘Sucked/Unsucked’ Saga

• [12:05] – [22:49]
  • Tate confirms: The party’s centerpiece girl (“big booty Latina from Jersey”), painstakingly brought in, ignored Nadu all night.
  • “If he would have got sucked, I think he would have looked awesome.” – Tate ([22:19])
  • “He brought her in, she brought her friends. It didn’t work out, he left.” – Tate ([21:47])
  • Nadu shows Tate a mirror selfie as “proof of suckage” from Vegas; “You saw his face and his dick, yes.” – Tate ([51:00])

The DJ Matt x Tone Beef

• [13:53] – [17:42]
  • Drama erupts when a promo video offends club owner, threatening to cancel DJ Matt.
  • “The party was in jeopardy and he wanted the party to look good.” – Tate ([16:48])
  • Pennsylvania being a two-party consent state makes tapping this confrontation dicey: “If I did post it, it is a felony.” ([17:42])

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4. The ‘Game’ Question, Receipts, and Party Deconstruction

Does Nadu Have “Game”?

• [25:05] – [26:18]
  • “So he’s like, I know that people think I’m a fraud, and even if I am a fraud, I’m gonna execute this plan and people will walk away thinking I’m the man.” – Kate ([25:14])
  • Full play-by-play of Nadu’s red carpet routine (hiring a Mercedes, gifts, shoes, etc.), but his target leaves uninterested.
  • “He put all his eggs into one basket and then struck out with that and left. So it’s like, does he have game?” – Tate ([28:40])

Receipts and the Suck-Proof Debate

• [42:53] – [47:23]
  • Nadu: “Hang on there, Brandon. I got a feeling towards the end of this video, we're gonna basically have you get on your knees and shut up after what we're about to show you.” ([42:54])
  • “Still image...I saw his face and his dick. Yes.” – Tate ([51:00])

House & Lifestyle Investigations

• [08:21], [45:07]
  • Nadu’s minimalist house raises Airbnb suspicions – “Minimalistic king.” – Dan
  • “It was really clean...He 100% lives there.” – Tate ([27:25])
  • Long cord running across rooms, giant spoon/fork/knife decorations, and a baron ‘clean sweep’ aesthetic all receive Yak scrutiny.

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5. The Rico Bosco Perspective

• [29:43] – [34:44]
  • Rico takes a sardonic victory lap, crowing that the world sees Nadu’s bravado exposed.
  • “If you’re not going to use it, it’s kind of like having a nice garage.” – Rico ([30:15])
  • Rico and Nadu’s beef is rehashed, with threats of future podcast live shows and “broad off” competitions.
  • “You stand on the shoulders of giants.” – Rico ([34:39])

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6. Nadu Claps Back Live

• [38:28] – [54:09]
  • Nadu joins the show, defending his party: “It got a little dusty towards the end, but it is what it is.” ([39:19])
  • On the central girl: “We were both drunk. Things happened. I’m not gonna hold it against her. I’m also not gonna discuss her, okay?” ([39:29])
  • Insists he enjoys buying sneakers and getting haircuts, not a character bit.
  • Willing to confirm and show “still image” of himself getting “sucked” in Vegas with face/dick visible via mirror – reiterates it’s real.
  • “Hire, get ourselves a nice castmate and we’ll do [porn].” ([48:53])
  • Claims he didn’t hire the dancing robot.

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7. Other Yak Shenanigans

• Party Aftermath: Overanalysis about party logistics, import vs. local girls, VIP rope habits, zero food at the event, debates on whether Tate’s presence was a “buzzkill” or not.
• [55:14] – [62:07]
  • Side segments: Mincy’s dramatic broken ankle (wheelchair mishaps, questionable diagnosis), “poopy diaper” golf stories, banner raising with a legendary Bulgarian ladder man, and sandcastle competitions (Donnie’s “classic” fail).

8. Yak Culture, Miscellaneous Highlights, and Running Jokes

• “Third floor Yorgos” memes flood the timeline after party.
• Heated banner raising segment: “This is the worst banner day we’ve ever done.” – Brandon ([67:37])
• Bulgarian staff member Stan helps out, shares details about Bulgarian food and culture.
• Cheeky discussion of Family Feud taping, upcoming programming, and complaints about the length of the summer.
• Bush Gaming drama [98:40-103:37]: The team breaks down the implosion of Barstool’s esports operation—beef, coaching drama, players refusing to “scrim,” and Austin abdicating financial control.
• World Cup wrap ([107:42–114:51]): Stephen Cheah admits he's "out on soccer" after a snoozefest of a final with Spain dominating and Argentina flopping; crew debates whether the tournament worked for American fans.

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Notable Quotes and Moments (w/ Timestamps)

• [05:39] Dan: “Ohio suburban dad who can’t quite get his dick hard.”
• [06:41] Brandon: “Every party I’ve ever thrown is an open door policy for Latinas. Never has happened.”
• [10:44] Nick: “Tate, because of his hard work, has blossomed into a weapon. He is a weapon of journalistic integrity.”
• [12:19] Tate: “He showed me a blowjob pic...I thought the graphic.”
• [13:53] Tate: “The party got – I called off the documenting for about three hours.”
• [16:48] Tate: “The party was in jeopardy and he wanted the party to look good.”
• [21:47] Tate: “He brought her in, she brought her friends. It didn’t work out. He left.”
• [25:14] Kate: “So he’s like, I know that people think I’m a fraud...and people will walk away thinking I’m the man.”
• [30:15] Rico: “If you’re not going to use it, it’s kind of like having a nice garage.”
• [39:29] Jeff Nadu: “What happened there has nothing to do with chemistry. We’re speaking right now. We were both drunk. Things happened. I’m not gonna hold it against her.”
• [42:54] Jeff Nadu: “I got a feeling towards the end of this video, we’re gonna basically have you get on your knees and shut up after what we’re about to show you.”
• [48:53] Jeff Nadu: “If you want to get into the porn business, I’m in.”
• [51:00] Tate: “I saw his face and his dick. Yes.”
• [54:09] Tate: “You got to show you have some sort of game. We need the bra(w)d off without bringing someone in.”
• [62:07] Tate (on assignments): “I love it. But what Brandon said is I want to do it like, I think Chef Donnie’s reunion. Or like, big...But I don't just want to do little [stuff].”
• [67:37] Brandon (on banners): “This is the worst banner day we’ve ever done.”
• [98:54] Dan (on Bush Gaming): “This is better case scenario than them just doing well.”

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Section Timestamps: Important Segments

• Stella Blue & Sponsor Chatter: [00:09–02:08]
• Opening, Venue Size & Nadu Slander: [02:08–04:05]
• Haircut, Party Fashion, Latinas, Robot: [04:05–07:12]
• Party Recap Begins (with Tate): [09:00–13:53]
• DJ Matt, Tone, The Canceled Segment: [13:53–17:42]
• VIP Rope, Ratio, "Imported" Girls: [19:16–22:49]
• Game Analysis & Sucked/Unsucked: [25:05–28:40]
• Rico Joins, Victory Lap: [29:43–34:44]
• Nadu’s Live Defense: [38:28–54:09]
• Party Debrief, Mincy’s Ankle, Golf: [54:09–64:00]
• Bush Gaming Drama: [98:40–103:37]
• World Cup Wrap: [107:42–115:12]

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Final Wrap-Up

This episode of The Yak perfectly captures the Barstool brand of comedy: reveling in the awkwardness of an over-hyped party, skewering friends and rivals alike, and finding the absurd in everyday happenings. The Nadu bash becomes a vehicle for dissecting insecurities, performative masculinity, and the eternal quest for digital “receipts.” Meanwhile, side segments—banner-raising, sandcastle disaster stories, the foibles of esports, and Cheah’s soccer tantrums—ensure a rapid-fire, laugh-heavy listen.

Conclusion:
Nadu’s birthday bash becomes a modern Barstool legend—not for wild party success, but for its very public unraveling and the Yak’s merciless but hilarious forensic recap. Whether it’s “suck” receipts, beef over banner day, or debating the etiquette of bringing in contracted party guests, the crew ensures that absolutely nothing is safe from scrutiny, and everyone’s foibles become weekly canon.

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For listeners who missed out:

• The Yak’s postmortem on Nadu’s party is a must-hear if you love brutally honest, inside-joke-heavy group therapy.
• Still on the fence if Nadu got “sucked”? You’re not alone. There’s probably more evidence for Tate’s burgeoning journalism career than for Nadu’s game.

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Transcript

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[Brandon]

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[Dan]

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[Brandon]

Is there?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What if.

[Dan]

What?

[Nick]

Whoa.

[Dan]

Nick. Hold on, hold on. You don't think that. You don't think there's A lot going on. What if Odyssey.

[Brandon]

We're talking Odyssey today, in a way.

[Dan]

What if.

[Nick]

What if we didn't talk about one of the topics?

[Dan]

I actually don't know which one you're talking about because you kind of hate both of them.

[Nick]

What if. What if we didn't talk about sending somebody to Lancaster, Pennsylvania, for talking about your girl's third floor complete dud of. For what? Everybody. What I said was going to happen. What if we just didn't talk about it and the venue was too small? What if we didn't provide oxygen to the Paradise?

[Brandon]

No venue's too small for head they.

[Dan]

Dude, the venue was too small. They tried to do Lollapalooza in the Chicago theater.

[Kate]

He never had a shot.

[Dan]

It ain't gonna happen. Or, or, or

[Nick]

he was. He's unsucked because he was never sucked. And you guys let him play a sucked character, and it turns out he's not sucked.

[Brandon]

Okay, I feel like we can wash our hands with that one. Done.

[Nick]

Done.

[Dan]

Okay, what about the fact Done gets a haircut every 10 days to do

[Brandon]

the before and after.

[Dan]

Is that before?

[Rico]

There he is.

[Dan]

All he did was just sit up.

[Gaz]

We can't let this go.

[Dan]

Dude. Sit up.

[Brandon]

T.J. show me the left again.

[Haley]

Was the shoes thing.

[Brandon]

He looks like. Yeah, he looks horrible.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Gross, dude. Oh, new man.

[Nick]

New man.

[Gaz]

Better post.

[Brandon]

We just need the same picture, but one's black and white.

[Dan]

Did you see someone? I, I can't remember who did it, but they, they took the clip and they counted. He brushed his hair, like, 150 times.

[Nick]

184.

[Dan]

184. Sounds like you're interesting.

[Nick]

Well, I, I, I follow. Very hot soup. He knows what he's doing.

[Dan]

Got it. Yeah. I think that's, what, 184 times to brush that hair?

[Brandon]

Is that like. Is that what Marsha Brady did?

[Haley]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Is that where you.

[Dan]

I was like that clip of LeBron. Remember when he was just brushing his hair and he just has no hair.

[Nick]

Brushing skin.

[Stephen]

Here it is.

[Gaz]

Is this after the haircut?

[Dan]

Yeah, this is after the haircut. There ain't anything there.

[Brandon]

What's changing?

[Nick]

Nothing.

[Brandon]

Is he maybe trying to get stray hairs out? Good God.

[Dan]

Tate without a hat also always just shocks me.

[Kate]

What is that outfit Tate's wearing? What is he called? Like, what, what goes through his head when he's. It feels like he was trying to, like, dress up.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Came up with. He's like, this is going to be a nice event. So I should.

[Gaz]

Ohio formal sports rider gear banquet ass

[Dan]

Ohio suburban dad who can't quite get his dick hard.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's

[Brandon]

when he dressed like that, I'm like, yeah, you were a teacher for 10 years.

[Dan]

Yeah. Jesus Christ.

[Brandon]

95. Okay.

[Gaz]

But, like, look.

[Brandon]

Look at the focus on his face too.

[Nick]

That brow is furrowed.

[Dan]

Can we at least talk to Tate?

[Nick]

Yeah, so do whatever you want.

[Dan]

I mean, listen, I agree. Like, that party looked. I. We said it on the group chat. We were discussing it on Saturday, that I was shocked with how small tiny Mykonos is.

[Brandon]

I mean, they call it tiny Mykonos.

[Dan]

Yeah. But still, it was insane. It was so small. We also should give Rico a victory lap.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Were there any wins? Like, there. There were Latinas there.

[Brandon]

That's huge.

[Gaz]

So, like, that requires some, like, tactical skill to even acquire them, right? Yeah. He lauded for that.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a flop.

[Brandon]

Every party I've ever thrown is an open door policy for Latinas. Never has happened.

[Kate]

Never happened. No.

[Gaz]

Never once I've ever achieved that.

[Brandon]

Right. That's big. The robot robots.

[Gaz]

That was pretty cool.

[Haley]

Dancing robot, Right. In Lancaster. I was a little surprised.

[Gaz]

Right?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

They don't like tech there.

[Haley]

Yeah. I didn't think that was.

[Gaz]

I mean, that's kind of sick.

[Dan]

Yeah, that was sick. The moment where Nadeau had to change his. His jumpsuits because he said he looks like a painter.

[Haley]

Yes.

[Dan]

And they changed to a different jumpsuit. He's like, oh, that's it.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This one looked ridiculous.

[Dan]

Like, these momentary glimpses of him, like, almost getting it, like. Nah, it's all just. It's very funny fodder.

[Jeff Nadu]

Mm.

[Dan]

You don't think so?

[Brandon]

I think you're a good pinata.

[Dan]

The pinata was great. Him playing Minecraft at the bar, I

[Haley]

fell for that one. I thought that was real.

[Dan]

What are you talking about? The pinata was real?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Dan]

This is him playing. Playing his Nintendo Switch. The Scar bar.

[Nick]

I guess if any piece of content brings out Sintel, then we're. It's good.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Dan]

I mean, listen, the party sucked the, like back, and for, like, Tate documenting it, I was interested. I mean, there was just the. The house tour. Nadu lives in a house that, like. I think he's so deep into being, like, mafia adjacent that he's like, I can't get a lot of furniture in case the feds show up. I mean, like, I got to get out of here.

[Gaz]

Minimalistic.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah, he's a minimalistic king.

[Haley]

I liked the big spoon, fork, and knife on his kitchen.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's I just. I don't know.

[Brandon]

I don't see him hanging that.

[Kate]

I don't see him hanging that either.

[Dan]

What?

[Brandon]

I don't see him purchasing that or buying.

[Kate]

More questions than answers. When I saw his place, I thought

[Haley]

the house came pre furnished.

[Dan]

That one cord, that was a brutal cord.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kind of look like an Airbnb kind of. Just a lack of furniture. I'm not saying it is, but.

[Dan]

Oh, it's interesting.

[Kate]

But there was the picture of him and his sister though, so how could that true?

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Dan]

No, I'm not saying it is.

[Gaz]

How could he get. How could not forget Airbnb wouldn't have that.

[Kate]

For that to be the case, Danny, he would have had to taken that picture to the Airbnb and staged it to make it look like.

[Gaz]

I would love to believe that he staged this entire thing, but then he just seated head.

[Dan]

Yeah. Take it in here so easily. Also, Tate being in the middle of a like a. A really like intense Latina fight in the back of a car at 2 in the morning in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

[Kate]

See, this is how Tate dresses. This is the tape.

[Nick]

Right.

[Kate]

Know and love.

[Dan]

Right?

[Tate]

What I mean.

[Kate]

But then you, when you take off your wearing your outfit was like, yeah. Oh, this is a. This is a formal party. So I need to dress up, do

[Tate]

these like trips or whatever and I, I want to wear something comfortable. So I always. But if we ever like go out, I just put on like a Roebuck polo and it's like. Yeah, like I'm not. I can't just show up in like a browns T shirt to Yorgos. But also I'm not. I don't care if anyone thinks I look good there. So I just throw on like comfortable. I look like I wear my teacher stuff.

[Kate]

It is stuff.

[Dan]

Oh yeah, look at you.

[Tate]

That was me at your ghost.

[Brandon]

That looks more like student.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

There's something about you. Not without. Without hat. You like tra.

[Gaz]

It's like that.

[Dan]

Is that Ohio?

[Gaz]

You're going to Blossom Music Festival?

[Tate]

I mean that's a seventh grade English teacher.

[Nick]

21 Jump street posing as a child.

[Dan]

I'm with you, Tate, though.

[Stan]

I'm out on.

[Dan]

I'm out on fashion shaming. You looked fine.

[Tate]

Thank you, Danny.

[Dan]

It's not fat.

[Nick]

Wasn't shaving, by the way, when they were doing it. You didn't say anything.

[Dan]

I also want to clear. It's not fashion shaming. It's more that like it's. He just looks like a totally different person.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So it's not. Has nothing to do with the shirt. It's good shirt. I think it's just the hat that when you take off your hat, I'm like, who is this?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And it's the mindset I know that you have as you're getting ready, you're like, I gotta get dressed up.

[Tate]

No, that's not.

[Dan]

I gotta put on my best. Yeah.

[Nick]

I thought you were just going for, like, sportswriter dressed up.

[Tate]

No, I definitely just try and look

[Nick]

comfortable, what a sports writer looks like when they dress up.

[Tate]

Yeah, that was my life.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

He's not even a sports writer, though, in that he's like an intern.

[Nick]

Well, he's a journalist, though.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Undercover. Yeah.

[Kate]

All right, tape.

[Tate]

What's up, guys?

[Nick]

To which. To which I said before we dive into this, and I know we're going to dive into it. Tate, because of his hard work, has blossomed into a weapon. He is a weapon of journalistic integrity.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

We. We put him on the scene, shit's gonna pop off, right? Like, maybe we wasted Tate on Jeff Nadu. That's all I'm saying.

[Dan]

Oh, I don't know. I still thought there were some funny moments.

[Kate]

I did too. I was people. I. Yeah, just because I never went

[Dan]

into this weekend being like, tate's about to document the greatest party that's ever been taken place.

[Nick]

Well, y' all gotta understand. The boys getting married soon. We only have a few. We only have select amount of weekends left, because as soon as they get married, she's going to put the end of this.

[Tate]

Big assignments only.

[Nick]

This shit's over.

[Tate]

Like Chef Don reunion.

[Dan]

Tate's committed to the job.

[Tate]

Facts.

[Rico]

You're right.

[Dan]

I think I give up weekends.

[Nick]

You do?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

41. What I'm saying. You don't.

[Nick]

You don't give it up to go watch Jeff Nadu get haircuts.

[Dan]

But I do stuff that I would rather not do.

[Kate]

I think you actually like it. Yeah.

[Tate]

The assignments are my favorite part. It's come back. It's like we did an overnight stream, then we come back, then we have another. It's a lot.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

But I love the document. It's my favorite thing.

[Brandon]

Did the Latinas know Jeff's name? Do they walk in and go, Jeff and, like, kiss him?

[Tate]

We. How do I want to say this?

[Brandon]

Were the Latinas.

[Nick]

You just say yes or no?

[Tate]

They. Here's my thing. I was going to come. I was going to come in.

[Nick]

Just say yes or no.

[Tate]

They knew who Jeff was.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Tate]

They called him Jeff.

[Gaz]

Did he pull you aside and make you promise not to talk about anything?

[Tate]

There Were a here.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Tate]

My official stance is this. I was going to come in today and say. And he was. He was very nice to me. He was very welcoming. Took me into his home, introduced me to his family.

[Kate]

Was that.

[Tate]

Showed me his.

[Kate]

It was. He showed you his.

[Tate]

Yeah, he showed me it. Showed me what, Eddie? His big dick.

[Kate]

What did it?

[Tate]

Oh, he showed me his blow job. Pick the pick.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Tate]

He showed me a blowjob pic. That's cool. But I was

[Nick]

all right.

[Tate]

So, like, I thought. I thought the graphic.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Tate]

I thought that I was going to come in and be like, Jeff, it was great. You guys saw what happened. Yes. I thought there was a lot of entertaining content. The haircut and the shoes. And then it was an absolute swing and miss at Yorgos. That. But now I'm seeing him on Spaces today and he's saying the reason the party stunk is cuz I was there and I was withholding footage.

[Mark]

Whoa.

[Tate]

And I was withholding footage that made him look good. He texted me, he's like, why didn't you post everything?

[Dan]

So is there stuff that you need to post?

[Tate]

Hey, let me tell you this, Jeff. If there were things, if I posted everything, you would not look good today. You're saying I withheld. He's like, you interviewed my barber? Yeah. The first words out of your barber's mouth is like, I'm not an interesting guy. I didn't withhold anything to make him look bad, but I did withhold things that would have made him look really bad. And I don't like the narrative coming out of this phone call that I recorded.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, I agree with you there.

[Tate]

I called you. I was pissed.

[Dan]

Called me. I somehow got wrapped up in this. Then I had to text Jeff and he was like, what do I do? I was like, dude, you gotta. You gotta let him fucking do his job. We talked about it on the act. We said everything is gonna be fair game. If you don't want it to be fair game, don't have him come. We easily will have Tate not come, but once he comes, it's like, that's it. That's the deal.

[Tate]

Can I tell my side of the story?

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Tate]

So are you guys familiar that the. The party got or. I called off the documenting for about three hours.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Tate]

I left his house, I called Dan and I was like, dan, I'm asking for your permission here, but, like, I want to go home. Like, this is. This is no longer unbiased. So DJ Matt, the Trap King, posted a promo video on his Instagram story. And he was like, yo, like Jeff personally invited me. We're at Yorgos tonight, third floor. It's gonna be like a movie. It's gonna be bumping, but the line's gonna be crazy. So don't call me and be like, DJ Matt, can you get me in there? Especially if Tone's being a at the door.

[Dan]

Because Tone could sometimes be like that.

[Tate]

They are. Yeah, they're strict. So to me that means like if Tone's being a hard ass at the door. Not like Tone is a. Well, Tone saw that promo and called Jeff because he thought DJ Matt called him a. Oh, and his own bar. Tone. Tone owns the bar.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tate]

So Jeff, first of all, Jeff sent me an Annika.

[Jeff Nadu]

Like the.

[Tate]

I just don't like the idea that like I was secretly or I was recording this anonymously. And it was like a fellow. Jeff takes the phone call and he's like, basically like record this. He's like, tones calling. Tone's calling, right? Showing me the phone, walking around. I think the video made Jeff look bad.

[Dan]

And it wasn't on speaker, right?

[Rico]

But.

[Tate]

But he was showing like.

[Dan]

But he said he texted me. He's like, it wasn't even on speaker. I'm like, so then why can't we post it? It's just you talking into a phone.

[Tate]

I think my hunch is this. And this is where I'm like, jeff, if you're gonna say I ruined your party, I'm gonna give more of my side of the story.

[Mincy]

And.

[Tate]

And it is. Tone was going to. Tone said DJ Matt can't be here anymore. And so I'm like, dude, as funny

[Gaz]

as like DJ Matt, because DJ Matt, did he call?

[Tate]

He said that Tone was a being a.

[Gaz]

But he called him a. Like Phil Jackson called momentum a. Like it's out of praise.

[Tate]

No one understood that.

[Kate]

But respect.

[Tate]

Like, he was just like, he's being a hard ass at the door. So anyways, he's like, I think Jeff was nervous that. That at first it was funny. And then Tone was freaking out being like, no, no, he's not your dj. And Jeff realized the party is in

[Brandon]

danger cuz it would just be Silk.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

And we were promised Matt and Silk, so our disagreement. He's going to say that it was like personal conversation. I think it was. He was pacing around the room, realizing his party was in jeopardy. And he was now pleading with Tone to allow DJ Matt to still work there. And I'm like, dude, the best part of this is not going to be your haircut. It's going to be you either losing your dj, the party getting canceled. You have to smooth it all out. You calling DJ Matt and he's like, well, no, that was a personal conversation. And I just, I very much disagree that personal info was shown. I really think.

[Dan]

Yeah, it just.

[Tate]

The party was in jeopardy and he wanted the party to look good.

[Dan]

Does this make you like Mincey more?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, man, that's brutal. Sorry.

[Tate]

Yeah, just because here's the thing. Like, it, it really. I was gone, I was out. And then what actually happened was legal. Paul messaged me and he was like. Because I told Dan, I was like, dude, if I can't post this phone call, it would have been the story of the weekend that the party think of. This was Ben Mintz and his entire party collapsed because the owner was mad at DJ Silk. And then he had to call DJ Silk and then he had to do a three way, like negotiation. Like, he didn't mean. I'm like, dude, this has to be documented. We wouldn't have let mints fly like that. So I went back to my hotel and I'm like, unless I can post this, I'm not doing it legal. Paul messaged me that Pennsylvania is one of 20% of states that if I did post it, it is a felony.

[Nick]

But not if you couldn't hear the guy. Right?

[Haley]

Speaker.

[Tate]

That's where I'm saying. Because one, he wasn't on speaker but Nadu saying like filming him. He was showing me his phone and letting me listen in. So it's like, dude, don't say I was filming.

[Kate]

What damage would you have posting and have done? Like, if it was the party was in danger, but the party was already in danger is what I'm saying. Like, he already like Tone and Tone and tj, Matt, trap king. They are the trap king and Tone.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Were already at odds.

[Tate]

Correct. And he.

[Kate]

Whether you post the video or not, they're already. They got to hash that out. I actually think that would have helped the party because it would have set the bar extremely low. All the chatter would have been like, this party's gonna suck. It' to happen. And then when the dude walks in and you post the video that the party did happen, that would have been a moment and instead the opposite, you know?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Typed it up so high.

[Dan]

I totally floor Yorgos for third floor.

[Tate]

Now that was a movie.

[Dan]

It was very funny seeing like random people tweet being like, why am I seeing all this about third floor?

[Kate]

As a guy who is.

[Gaz]

People can't avoid it.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I. I've been team suck the whole time, you know, and it was a tough, tough. It was a tough day for. I did sit my daughter down and explain to her Jeff Nadu was in fact not sucked at his big dick.

[Brandon]

Consolation. Feels good.

[Kate]

It feels good. Yeah. That's a small win for us. I knew we were in trouble. Those of us on team sucked. When you just did your walkthrough of the third floor and no one was there yet.

[Dan]

It was time.

[Tate]

Small. I couldn't believe it.

[Dan]

So small.

[Tate]

When I did a walk through during the day. This is crazy.

[Dan]

What was the ratio at the party?

[Tate]

A lot of dudes there, but he. He'll say this. I'll give him credit. He said he only knew 5% of the people there.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Tate]

He was like, my crew was on the vip and then the people there were just like, the people they just

[Dan]

wanted to be part of.

[Gaz]

What was he thinking or expecting to happen, though? Were there circumstantial woes that threw a wrench in one of his master plans to have a banger? What happened?

[Tate]

I think. And listen, I'll just call it like it is. He definitely wanted to roll out the red carpet and be. And get all the good stuff. And then everyone be like, damn, he threw a banger. He had a driver pick him up. He had. He got his hair cut. He got his dick sucked the problem. And so, yeah, he did. He picked us up in a Mercedes. It was really nice. His apartment was really clean. A lot of things were going really well. We even the cigar bar was. I think it's like 600ft from Yorgos. And had a driver pick us up. And it's like, he wants this red carpet roll. And all of it was like, all right, this is a lot. This lot. His mom called him in the middle of it to thank him for flowers for her birthday coming up. Like, everything was like, is this scripted? Is it not? Is it scripted? Is it not until the very end when I'm sitting there while the big booty Latinas are arguing and the one girl's like, why the Are we even in Lancaster? Like, what are we doing here now? I'm like, no.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Gaz]

Where were they? Imported bro Jersey.

[Tate]

He got him a hotel. Oh, 775.

[Kate]

When did you notice? Was it when Tone and again. DJ Matt.

[Gaz]

God.

[Kate]

Was it when they were fighting? What was the moment that you felt like Jeff was sensing things were not going right? Yeah, I think that was a little unraveling here.

[Tate]

That was the first sign of it where it was like, hey, that's too personal of a phone call. It can't go out. And I'm like, dude, I don't think it was a personal phone call. I think it was, like, the first sign of, like, this party might not be a. A banger. And I still. I'm still like, yeah, he was entertaining, but until the very end, he was talking to one of the girls. One of the girls that he picked up. She didn't meet us until your goes. He was talking to her, and then she didn't really give him much attention throughout the night. She was talking to someone else.

[Brandon]

Oh, and he's been working on this

[Tate]

one for a while, for sure.

[Dan]

Brutal.

[Tate]

So that's when he left. He's like, oh, things didn't go how I wanted.

[Brandon]

I felt a tin. Like a tiny little spark of sadness when I saw him party.

[Nick]

Yeah, right.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Dan]

But he was like, it's just not

[Gaz]

how I respected that so much, though, because, like, I feel like a fraudulent top getter would at least try to stage that he got head and lie about it.

[Tate]

Yeah, I felt bad, and I do feel bad. He was. He had been talking to the girl. He brought her in, she brought her friends. It didn't work out. He left.

[Dan]

I think if he went with the baby blue tracksuit, he might have gotten sucked.

[Tate]

Looked like a painter.

[Brandon]

He did look like a painter.

[Kate]

Did you talk to the girl at all?

[Tate]

I. I didn't really talk much to the girls. I talked like. That's what I'm saying. Like, I talked to the driver. It was just me and the driver. On the way home. I was like, so do you drive for Jeff often? He's like, no, I just met him this the first time. It's like, yeah, now all of this is starting to not look good. If he would have got sucked, I think he would have looked awesome.

[Kate]

Awesome, dude.

[Dan]

Brandon would have had to bow down.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's tough to look uncool if you get sucked, though. Like, everybody's cool.

[Tate]

Getting sucked for sure.

[Nick]

Can you imagine if he'd gotten sucked?

[Dan]

It would have been all time and again, like, all of us got.

[Tate]

Jeff, I'm sure you're watching this. The reason I'm saying this is because I was. Everything was cordial, and then I just. McCarthy sent me your spaces. You're saying that I was the reason the party was lame and that I didn't post the good clips of you? Dude, I got clips of you that you do not want to go out there. And I was. I did have a heart it didn't look good that you got unsucked.

[Dan]

Damn.

[Kate]

Do you think. I mean, you are publicly broadcasting a party. Do you think maybe there's an alternate world, stupid. Maybe your presence in the. With the backpack on and the hair parted over and everything.

[Mark]

Yeah. Do you?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Or a buzzkill.

[Dan]

You're like in Rain Delay.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Cuz Anaka said she had a great time. Anaka was like, that was fun.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Tate]

So good. She left after an hour.

[Brandon]

I mean,

[Tate]

I don't like being told that I was the re. Like I was there to do him a solid and I was giving him a good edit.

[Brandon]

I feel like none of us could get sucked. No offense and nothing to you with you around.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like if everybody knew I was going to get sucked, I would never get sucked.

[Dan]

You'd be like, I'd like to suck you, but you're your third grade teacher.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Tate]

11:53. What time did Jeff say we got there? 11:11.

[Gaz]

Oh no.

[Dan]

Oh no. That guy.

[Brandon]

That's a.

[Gaz]

That's a guy who is very close. That is the face of a man.

[Dan]

Happy man.

[Brandon]

Oh my God.

[Gaz]

You can feel the tingle on his car.

[Brandon]

There is very few times do I smile like that.

[Haley]

Sorry. Did he like leave the VIP area to mingle and mix with people at all or like that narrows your chances against.

[Gaz]

Right.

[Tate]

Yeah, it ultimately, Kate, what happened? No, he sat behind the. There was a rope and people would come over do. And then he had a bottle of tequila and he'd be like, shot, shot. And he'd give him one. They'd take it and then he would stay there. He definitely like 100 fact invited that girl thinking that that girl and her friends was going to make it look good. But then when she was his like only number one fish in the pond and wasn't interested, that's where it's like, well, you're not talking to anyone else.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Stan]

You're not.

[Tate]

You don't have any other girls here. You don't know the people out there. So that's when he decided to leave.

[Brandon]

Was she imported as well or homegrown?

[Tate]

They're from Jersey.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Tate]

I know he got him the hotel. He told me. And Anaka was like. Because Anaka was talking about her hotel price, he's like, yeah, I had to pay 775 for these girls to come from Jersey.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Tell you how he knows.

[Gaz]

707.

[Tate]

There's three girls, so maybe they got multiple rooms and.

[Kate]

But he had his eye on one of them because I'm fascinated by one. How he could do this to himself. Why?

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Why put himself in this position?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If. If he doesn't like, he.

[Gaz]

I'm with you.

[Kate]

He very obviously had a plan.

[Tate]

Yes.

[Gaz]

Right.

[Kate]

So he's like, I know that people think I'm a fraud, and even if I am a fraud, I'm gonna execute this plan and people will walk away thinking I'm the man.

[Gaz]

Right.

[Dan]

You have it set up.

[Kate]

So what was the. The plan was that that girl. There was one girl in particular. It wasn't like, I'm gonna go to the party, we're gonna see how it goes, and maybe I can convince one of these girls it was he. Your assignment, whatever her name was, is to look like you're gonna suck me.

[Rico]

Right.

[Kate]

That's what we believe.

[Dan]

It's basically like you have. You have one chance to just set it up so it looks like there's a sucking.

[Brandon]

But what happened? Wouldn't like a tried and true liar like that have a contingency?

[Tate]

That's what I'm saying.

[Kate]

That's why.

[Stan]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

We're all. We're all. Yeah.

[Tate]

That's where. So that's my big thing. Like, even throughout the day, when we went to go get his new shoes, it's like, oh, he gets him every 10 days. He facetimes her. He shows her the women's shoes. He buys her a pair of shoes. So I think the whole thing was roll out the red carpet, show this great car. I have this nice clean apartment, how I get new shoes every 10 days, how I get a haircut. And everything added up until the one girl that he brought to suck had no interest in the suck.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Tate]

And not even really didn't talk to him at the party. And then it's like, wait, was everything the whole time?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Has she ever sucked him before?

[Tate]

He had been talking to her for a while, but.

[Kate]

But yet. That's so risky, dude.

[Brandon]

Yes. To get a big gamble. Is it risky if you're talking to a girl for a while, she's coming out to visit you on your birthday?

[Kate]

That's true.

[Nick]

Maybe.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's a great point.

[Gaz]

Kind of. You have some hope.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Do you ever think about offering?

[Stan]

No.

[Dan]

I was just as like a team guy, you know, and everyone's gonna.

[Tate]

Nadu's gonna be mad. And they do. I. I said, I saw.

[Dan]

I've offered him.

[Tate]

It's. Dude's got big dick.

[Brandon]

I would trade away people believing that I get sucked for saying that I have a big dick.

[Gaz]

Amazing takeaway.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Dan]

Absolutely.

[Brandon]

Fair trade.

[Kate]

And he has. And You. You saw proof that he has been sucked before.

[Tate]

Still image. Yeah, still image.

[Kate]

But you would. If. If the question is, has he ever been sucked in his life? You would say, yes.

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Tate]

I would better confidently say, okay.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Haley]

Circling back to the house, besides a picture of him with his mom, was there any other things that was like, this guy definitely lives here.

[Brandon]

He.

[Haley]

Sorry. I feel badass.

[Tate]

He lives there.

[Kate]

I'll say this.

[Tate]

He 100 lives there.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Tate]

It was also spotlessly clean.

[Brandon]

Guest book in the front.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Multiple rooms.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He hung the knife and fork. We think he did that himself.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I don't know if I was to say a follow up and I.

[Brandon]

Did he make sure you were out by like, 10:30? What time did you leave the house

[Tate]

on the last night?

[Haley]

Oh, no.

[Tate]

You didn't stay there, dropped him off and left.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Tate]

The big. What was I about to say? I'm sorry. Oh, the. The follow up has to be this. And I. People are hating on him. He did get unsucked, and it does poke a lot of holes in the story. There has to be a follow up where he and like a Nicky smokes or whoever have some sort of broad off.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Because he got.

[Dan]

Have a broad off.

[Tate]

He did. 0.0.0 games.

[Dan]

Yeah. We got to have a. He showed Brandy the second broad off.

[Nick]

Hasn't he already had a broad off?

[Tate]

Did he have a broad off and then.

[Nick]

And then Rick, who wasn't in the. Brought off, walked away with this girl.

[Tate]

I didn't know that before.

[Dan]

Rick working for.

[Gaz]

He lost

[Kate]

my boy, Rick Barton.

[Tate]

I didn't know that.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He bought a ticket. Bartman.

[Tate]

He put all his eggs.

[Brandon]

Fan interference.

[Dan]

He had a half court shot for a million dollars.

[Tate]

He did. He put all his eggs into one basket and then struck out with that and left. So it's like, does he have game? I can't confirm he did. He thought buying the shoes and getting the hotel and bringing the girl in was showing that he had game.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Was this the girl that was photographed?

[Gaz]

Like.

[Tate]

No.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Tate]

Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

The. The one he was standing next to in the entrance. Yes, that was her. Okay.

[Dan]

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[Rico]

No, nothing. Stretching.

[Jeff Nadu]

What's up?

[Nick]

Stretching.

[Brandon]

Stretching your face.

[Kate]

You stretch everything.

[Dan]

I don't know how you. How you feeling, Rico?

[Rico]

Yeah, I mean, it's the same thing I've been saying for years. He lies like a rugby. I don't know why anyone's shocked. Like, Brandon knew it. Brandon. As much as Brandon hates me, which we don't know why, but yo.

[Nick]

Yeah, so that's a mystery.

[Rico]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Are you.

[Dan]

Are you bummed?

[Brandon]

Are you bummed out that he has a big dick?

[Rico]

I don't know. If you're not going to use it, it's kind of like having a nice garage.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Nick]

It's just like that.

[Dan]

What. So what was going through your head during the day? Because there were some moments that, like, it looked like a funny day.

[Rico]

I was worried about Noah Khan canceled on us. But, you know, things cross your desk. All the good ones. Scalp tape. So I saw some of the highlights. Low lights, I should say, but, you know. Yeah, it doesn't surprise me.

[Dan]

Okay, so big win for the Riders. Writers feel good.

[Rico]

No. I would just say it sheds light to the rest of the world who had any doubts.

[Dan]

Right, Right.

[Kate]

Not the demeanor I was expecting from Boston.

[Nick]

Also, I will point out you do have to do a podcast with this guy within about a month. Right, Right. Are you prepared?

[Rico]

Why wouldn't I be?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Rico]

I just asked.

[Dan]

This is just test.

[Rico]

That's tickle me behavior, Brandon.

[Dan]

Tickle me what?

[Brandon]

You're right, Bosco. I agree. I agree.

[Gaz]

Spot on.

[Nick]

It's a. It's a standard question that you guys are still beefing and battling and all this and you gotta work together in a month.

[Rico]

Yeah, it was a big bet. Yeah. There's a lot of money on the table.

[Dan]

Are you going to be doing the show in Chicago?

[Rico]

Yeah. I don't know where that came from,

[Dan]

but I'd like to live audience. Well, that's. We could do a live audience.

[Kate]

Live audience would be awesome.

[Dan]

We could sell tickets a barstool people.

[Nick]

Or.

[Dan]

No, I'll sell tickets to A live audience and let you share in the profits.

[Nick]

A lot of witnesses, I think he said.

[Tate]

First two confirmed in Chicago. And he's debating between walking in and just clocking Bosco in the first one. And then being like, I'm done or forcing him to do it and collecting the paycheck.

[Brandon]

There has to be a security guard present, right?

[Dan]

Yeah, of course.

[Nick]

He's not clocking Bosco.

[Dan]

No, no, I will. You got to worry about a guy

[Rico]

who knows how to manufacture or manipulate time clocks. You do have to worry about that.

[Dan]

Oh my God, I forgot about that. That was one of the funniest things ever.

[Tate]

That was one. And what are we talking.

[Brandon]

What is this?

[Dan]

You guys didn't see this, but Nadu said that he got fired from his previous job because he started his time clock when he left his house. And his boss was like, that doesn't count. So boss, like, he was supposed to like, work from like 8:30 to 2. And his boss was like, what. What time do you like, get in every day? And he's like, well, I leave my house at 8:30. He's like, but that's not part of any in workload.

[Gaz]

Asleep.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He clocked out when he got home, right?

[Dan]

Clocked out when he got home.

[Brandon]

Oh my God. You should be what the job was, right?

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And also he had pretty standard 9 to 5.

[Tate]

Just before. Just before we had our like, argument and the tone call, he told another story about how him and his buddies used to commit fraud with like cell phones and steal money in that way. And that didn't go up because, like, I'm telling you, there. There were things that he said where it's like, all right, dude, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna put. So I'm still mad that he's saying that I gave him a bad.

[Kate]

So the, the.

[Gaz]

The damning confidential archival footage you have, is it embarrassing or is it just like him?

[Tate]

I'm interested to see what his reaction to this response is, and then I'll answer that question.

[Gaz]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Rico, do you think you could throw a better party at the third floor of your ghosts?

[Dan]

Good question. I don't know.

[Rico]

I don't know. I don't know any 37 year olds that throw their own birthdays, but I would imagine so. I mean, it's. With 26 people I saw in there,

[Tate]

like eight of them knew them.

[Rico]

Yeah, I might be able to get eight people I know.

[Dan]

Oh, Rider convention.

[Kate]

Rider takeover.

[Gaz]

Bash banger off.

[Kate]

I'm happy for you, Bosco. Yeah, huge win. You don't seem happy for yourself. And that's all right. You. You seem to.

[Brandon]

It almost seems like there's been a weight lifted, though. Pure vindication.

[Rico]

Yeah, I. I've been. I mean, listen, it's. It's not all my own credit like, you know, Rip to Barry did, but this is.

[Nick]

It's all true.

[Dan]

Like, this is all true. So you got to think about Barry. In moments like this. He would.

[Nick]

Yorgo's third floor.

[Rico]

It's just. It's really a shame. It's really a shame.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Rico]

You think of the. The guys who came before you stand on the. The shoulders of giants. Yeah, something like that.

[Dan]

And for. For anyone listening who doesn't know who Barry is. Barry's the guy who actually died chasing the dude.

[Gaz]

That's right. I remember this.

[Kate]

He.

[Dan]

He passed away.

[Gaz]

Did pass in California, man.

[Rico]

Yeah, a lot of great info.

[Dan]

Yeah, he had a lot of great info. He would have loved last. He would have loved Saturday night. Would have loved it.

[Brandon]

Rico, did that look like a lived in house to you?

[Rico]

Yeah, there's more to that.

[Tate]

Did you believe I know what you're talking about? He lives there, though. That's a fact.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Rico]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

But Bosco, what are you gonna do if. Yeah, if. If your mom or dad. Yeah, exactly. But why is that a problem? If your mom gave you a house for a dollar, would you be mad?

[Dan]

No, no.

[Rico]

I'm hoping Dan gives me a house for a dollar.

[Dan]

You'd have to move here.

[Rico]

I'm just saying, in general, I mean, I would.

[Gaz]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, shit.

[Gaz]

Credible. Do you.

[Brandon]

That's Rica. That's a pretty good deal.

[Gaz]

Life changing amounts of money you'd save.

[Kate]

It's a good deal with a garage.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Would you be able to design the rooms? Big cat?

[Stan]

Yes.

[Mincy]

Okay. Fair.

[Brandon]

Fair trade.

[Dan]

Imagine you just walk in, it's like, here's the. Here's Blackjack Fletcher's room.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Catcher Trista. Then we're going to go to the master do suck room. Just a horror movie. Rosco has to live in the cricket. Danny Fetish got the relief.

[Rico]

Yeah, Relief picture in the basement, yo.

[Dan]

Yeah. Danny Fetish would have a hell of a time getting that house set up, that's for sure. All right, Bosco. Thanks, man. Congrats.

[Nick]

Yo.

[Kate]

Congrats, Bosco.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Big weekend.

[Stephen]

Big one.

[Mincy]

Wow.

[Rico]

The truth shall set you free.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Dan]

There you go.

[Kate]

Kind of got like a lot of ball left to be played attitude, it seems.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Which is smart by him because he's done victory laps.

[Kate]

Yeah, he Was not victory lapping at all.

[Dan]

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[Jeff Nadu]

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[Jeff Nadu]

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[Brandon]

Sorry, did you just offer him a house for a dollar?

[Dan]

Yeah, he won't do.

[Brandon]

He didn't seem excited about it.

[Dan]

He won't take it easy.

[Brandon]

It's a good deal.

[Haley]

Tate. How cute is Lancaster, though?

[Tate]

I do like it.

[Haley]

Isn't it adorable?

[Tate]

I do like it. And I'll. And I'll say one other compliment to Nadu. His sister was a very nice, very. She was a very pretty lady. Bosco was wrong. She was a very nice lady.

[Haley]

Heard she was lovely.

[Brandon]

Does she have the same, like, mannerisms as Nadu, or is she like.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's just.

[Tate]

Yeah, they're always.

[Dan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Tate]

A little bit. Yeah.

[Dan]

All right. Nadu's on.

[Brandon]

Jeff, congratulations on the big piece.

[Jeff Nadu]

What's up, guys?

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

How are we doing?

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm doing great. How are you?

[Dan]

I'm great. So overall, what would you say your goes third floor. How did it rank Saturday night?

[Jeff Nadu]

I wouldn't say it was the best night I've ever been. Had. Been there. But again, like, I. I hear people upset, like, oh, it wasn't what we thought it would be. What more would you want? Do you want me getting a blow

[Dan]

job in the middle of the dance floor correctly? You just nailed it.

[Gaz]

Exactly why we were watching.

[Dan]

Not want that 100. Why we were watching.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't Think that was ever going to happen? You know, it seemed like people wanted LeBron to announce his decision at the party at midnight. Like that wasn't going to happen.

[Dan]

Nope. That. That would have been too much. Just the blow job.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

And also, do we actually know I didn't get sucked? How do we know someone didn't come over at 3am I would have told everyone.

[Dan]

Yeah, you would have treated it instantly.

[Jeff Nadu]

But again, I. I had a great time. You know, it got a little dusty towards the end, but it is what it is.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about the chick that you had your eye on for a while? It didn't. Just no chemistry.

[Jeff Nadu]

What happened there has nothing to do with chemistry. We're speaking right now. We were both drunk. Things happened. I'm not gonna hold it against her. I'm also not gonna discuss her, okay? I've talked to her off and on for a long time, so we're not gonna. I'm not gonna involve her in this, okay? What?

[Dan]

What, Brandon, what are you thinking?

[Nick]

Do you have beef towards that? Do you have beef towards Tate and the way he produced this whole thing? The way he put everything out frozen.

[Dan]

Look at that.

[Tate]

Big question. The big question.

[Gaz]

Spit.

[Mincy]

Great.

[Kate]

Freeze.

[Nick]

Also, the answer was, we both got drunk, so we didn't suck.

[Tate]

The way he answers this question, people get drunk.

[Nick]

They're more likely to suck.

[Gaz]

We were too loose.

[Brandon]

Every time I end up sucking, it's because of booze.

[Tate]

I don't know if he's watching the way.

[Nick]

Answer.

[Tate]

This question is very important.

[Nick]

We're gonna get him back. I'll ask the question again, okay? You'll. You'll. You'll get. You'll get your answer. I want to make sure that you get your proper. Jeff.

[Dan]

Jeff, you're back.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes.

[Nick]

All right, here's my. Here's my question. Do you have beef or animosity towards Tate and the way he produced the content, the way he put out the content, the way he represented you?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, I like Tate a lot. I thought some of it was. Do I think that there was ulterior motives? Probably, yeah. But I think for the most part, he was very fair.

[Nick]

But you said in your spaces that he was. He kind of made you look bad willingly.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, I think there were some things that he left out, but maybe he felt like they weren't good pieces to put out, so he didn't put them out. Look, I don't.

[Kate]

What did he leave out? Just tell us now.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Like, I would have liked to have him. Like. Like, one of the things he One of the people he spoke to kind of righted some of the wrongs that were fed by the scumbag that was just on before me. And those weren't kind of.

[Dan]

Oh, are you guys. Are you guys not cool? Who, you and Rico?

[Jeff Nadu]

No, Enrico.

[Brandon]

Since when Rico?

[Mark]

I didn't know that.

[Jeff Nadu]

Rico, we're gonna start talking about Nikki.

[Nick]

Stop doing that. Stop doing that.

[Brandon]

You keep.

[Dan]

You keep saying the N word.

[Nick]

My father fair. He. He said some things he shouldn't have said, but you shouldn't also.

[Dan]

We got the N word going now.

[Jeff Nadu]

He does it all the time.

[Tate]

And words on the table.

[Dan]

The N word's been presented.

[Nick]

Nobody said just. Just. It's ridiculous.

[Jeff Nadu]

This ain't about him anyway, though. Let's go back to what we were saying, though. Yeah, there were a couple things, but all in all, I think Tate did a great job. Look, maybe people think it's weird that I get new sneakers or get a haircut all the time. I like doing it. That's what I'm into. I mean, Brandon, you watch wrestling and you're like 50

[Tate]

every time.

[Nick]

That's fine that you said that. That wasn't that funny. Overlapped at that.

[Dan]

No, I didn't.

[Jeff Nadu]

But you can't talk about. I mean, some people like to buy cigarettes, some people like to buy, you know, whatever. I like to buy sneakers. I don't like my sneakers creased. There's a multi billion dollar business called sneakers. People buy them.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. They were unaware of sneakers.

[Jeff Nadu]

You're just like, you don't. You have, like, little figurines.

[Nick]

I do, I do, I do, I do.

[Brandon]

So you donate your. Your sneakers after 10 days?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes, I give them a good.

[Nick]

And. And Jeff, I would like to just point out I have no issue with you getting your haircut whenever you want. I have no issue with you getting sneakers. You do whatever makes you happy. I just thought it was ridiculous we let you play the character of this dude gets his dick sucked all the time. So we documented it, and then. You didn't get your dicks.

[Dan]

Yeah. You didn't get.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, well, hang on there, Brandon. I got a feeling towards the end of this video, we're gonna basically have you get on your fucking knees and shut up after what we're about to show you.

[Nick]

But a real quick, show me a video of you getting your dick sucked.

[Jeff Nadu]

No, hold on. Let me explain the haircut as well. Okay?

[Nick]

Nobody's question.

[Jeff Nadu]

Hold on. Do you see the fade? Do you see the lines?

[Dan]

No, wait, get closer, get closer.

[Brandon]

No, it's not good.

[Dan]

Hold on, hold on.

[Nick]

I see an acre of forehead.

[Dan]

Get your head down a little. I gotta. You gotta really get in.

[Gaz]

Look at you.

[Nick]

Like a baby's ass.

[Brandon]

Unfortunately, it's crispy.

[Dan]

It actually looks a little hair.

[Gaz]

Crispy.

[Dan]

It's crispy.

[Brandon]

It's undeniably crispy.

[Dan]

Okay. Sweet.

[Kate]

What.

[Tate]

Get on your knees.

[Dan]

What do you have at the end that he's gonna have to get on his knees for?

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, let Tate. Well, let's let Tate answer that.

[Tate]

Oh, about the size of his. Your dick.

[Jeff Nadu]

About everything.

[Nick]

Yeah, he said.

[Tate]

Yeah, I said.

[Jeff Nadu]

I said.

[Haley]

Nu.

[Nick]

You.

[Tate]

You. You welcomed me in your house, you introduced me, your family, you showed me. You getting a blow job.

[Brandon]

Can I.

[Tate]

Can I. You have a big dick and you got some.

[Brandon]

So you. You saw his big dick?

[Stephen]

Yes.

[Brandon]

The whole thing?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And so the penis wasn't in a mouth.

[Tate]

It was a blowjob.

[Dan]

Is that part of the tour? If I come to your house, I could see that. It's like, here's the big spoon getting my dick sauce.

[Jeff Nadu]

If you ever come to my house, I'll show you the video.

[Dan]

Okay, great.

[Kate]

Jeff, what about the allegations that you rented an Airbnb and that's not your real house? Do you even have time for those allegations?

[Jeff Nadu]

It only has my. Yeah, I rented an Airbnb and put my father's ashes on the. The table in the front.

[Dan]

It's a nice touch, portable for an Airbnb.

[Jeff Nadu]

I mean, it'd be hard to prove it because it does have my address on, like, the deed and. And, And. And the home insurance and everything I have. But, yes, my car's rented, the chain's actually fake. That whole jewelry store is fake. Nothing's real in it. Everything's fake that I have.

[Kate]

I don't. I. I believe it's your place, but the. The spoon on the wall, that's the. That's the only thing that gave me pause because I. I just. I don't see you hanging that.

[Jeff Nadu]

It's actually a spoon, fork, and a knife. Whoa. And I did all the decorating in that house. I like the blue carpet, like, the little rugs. I made sure it was minimalist.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

So what.

[Jeff Nadu]

What.

[Dan]

What about the spoon?

[Nick]

You.

[Dan]

You put up that spoon, fork, and knife?

[Jeff Nadu]

Of course I did.

[Nick]

And. Okay, I'm saying in that house.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, I say I will have a little. I did have a little help with a little decorating, but all in all. Yeah.

[Nick]

Are you in that house now?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Okay. It's just the phrasing was weird in that House the way you said it.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Can we see them? Can we see the big spoon and knife?

[Nick]

Yeah, let's see that. Yeah, sure. Hang on.

[Dan]

Cool, cool, cool, cool.

[Brandon]

He's about to get another duck.

[Dan]

Don't trip over the cord.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, I gotta. I gotta get that cleaned up.

[Nick]

What? Cord is like Ethernet cord.

[Dan]

There's a cord that just goes across.

[Jeff Nadu]

Unfortunately, the router had to go in

[Dan]

another room, so that's a ridiculous course.

[Brandon]

How long have those rooms been empty?

[Mincy]

Jeff, are you.

[Jeff Nadu]

Whoa, now.

[Dan]

Oh, wait a second.

[Mark]

See?

[Dan]

So they're. They're kind of. Oh, interesting. Can you. Can you eat. Can you eat cereal with that spoon?

[Nick]

Oh.

[Dan]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Dan]

So they. They double as actually something you could eat with? Yeah, yeah. Tate, do you feel okay with his answers so far?

[Tate]

Yeah, I feel. I feel okay with his answers, Jeff. I saw the spaces. You're saying it was. I was the reason the party wasn't.

[Dan]

Show the cord to Brandon.

[Nick]

Let him answer Tate's question.

[Rico]

Yeah, I'll answer.

[Nick]

Hang on.

[Dan]

Look at this chord.

[Jeff Nadu]

How the hell do you flip this thing?

[Dan]

There it is.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

That just makes.

[Brandon]

That's a hazard.

[Dan]

It's not great.

[Jeff Nadu]

I gotta figure it out. That's one knock on this to one knock on this house. I gotta figure out.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

Jeff, I gave you a good edit. I don't like the narrative that. That I didn't.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, I think, again, 9 80, 90 was very fair. And. And other than that, you know, there was a little. Little. Look, the big thing was obviously that the fight between us about the call. We figured it out. All in all, you did. It did a nice job.

[Kate]

Did you ever get it back after the. The DJ fight tone and what. Who was it? DJ Matt?

[Tate]

Matt?

[Mincy]

Trap.

[Tate]

King.

[Kate]

Trap King.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Did you.

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm sure Tate talked about it. It was just something between those two. Most of it had to do with other things that didn't have anything to do with the party. It was just. It's a private call.

[Kate]

I want to know about your headspace, though, so you clear that up. Was there ever a moment after that where you're like, we can still have a banger party and it's still going to go? Or was it like that was the moment when realized things aren't going to go according to plan?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, because it kind of. It messed the day up a little bit because, you know, there were some other things I wanted to do as far as before the party, and it just. It made it a little negative. Throw in the fact that Tate had to Leave for a period of time that kind of threw off the. The thing. So. Yeah, I wish it wouldn't have happened, but. Yeah, it is what it is. I saw those guys last night and they were all very happy. They seemed like they had a good time. So.

[Dan]

Okay, you know, what's it?

[Haley]

Nothing.

[Kate]

What's DJ Matt like?

[Tate]

He just. He was good, man. Yeah, he kept going. Jeff, Jeff, it's your birthday.

[Nick]

Jeff.

[Tate]

That's what I'm.

[Kate]

That's what I. That's what I said.

[Jeff Nadu]

Listen, they brought me a cake. Well, they didn't bring me a cake. One of the girls brought me a cake. She bought the cake with her. But it was fun. I had a good time. What more do you want? What more did you want?

[Dan]

Well, and you know. You know the answer.

[Kate]

You know the answer, Jeff.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. You wanted me being blown on camera.

[Mark]

I know.

[Dan]

Yeah. That's not that hard to ask.

[Jeff Nadu]

I will always tell Barstow this. If you want to get into the porn business, I'm in.

[Dan]

I'll do it. Oh, okay.

[Nick]

You've always said that.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes. Hire. Get a. Get ourselves a nice castmate and we'll do it.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

I didn't know that was on the table.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes, I'll make my debut one night at One Night with Nadu.

[Tate]

Oh, I'm there.

[Brandon]

What do you mean?

[Nick]

No, you're not there.

[Tate]

I'm not there. Brandon's my new book.

[Nick]

Yeah, we gotta regulate how we.

[Brandon]

Oh my God, you're getting sick.

[Jeff Nadu]

Also, I did want to put this to bed. I did not hire the robot. I don't know who ordered that.

[Dan]

Oh, thank God.

[Nick]

We were worried about that one.

[Dan]

That was a great.

[Jeff Nadu]

I had nothing to do with the Transformer, man.

[Dan]

The robot was the best part of

[Brandon]

the credit for that.

[Haley]

I have a quick question. When it became clear that things. She was maybe nervous or whatever and you were going unsucked. Possibly. Did you ever think about leaving the velvet rope and mixing and mingling with the other ladies there? Or were you afraid that were they. She would get even more upset or something?

[Jeff Nadu]

I was. Listen, I was so drunk at the time. I don't know. People were fighting with each other. It was a fight. There was a fight in the girls bathroom that I don't even think Tate knew about. That happens. There were. There were people fighting down the steps that go up the place. People just acted stupid. It got too crazy. But her and I are fine. The fight in the car was crazy too. That wasn't even about me.

[Nick]

Why were they. Why were they fighting? Did you not pay them all the time.

[Stan]

Same.

[Jeff Nadu]

Funny.

[Nick]

Thanks.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, well, look, Brandon, you could call it what you want, but when some. When. When I have a girl that I talk to and she comes down here, do I pay for her and her friends to go out to dinner? Yeah. That's what men do. You don't do that.

[Nick]

Thank you for telling me what men do, Jeff. I appreciate that.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, we know you're. We know you're the Casanova. We get it.

[Nick]

I don't know how the.

[Jeff Nadu]

Do we always have him on when I'm on. He's a fucking hater.

[Dan]

He's on the show.

[Nick]

I'm on the fucking show.

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm tired of this motherfucker, man. You never give me credit for.

[Brandon]

It is weird that Brandon's always on when you're on.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, he just said that. The whole thing. The thing's real.

[Nick]

And you still don't believe he saw a still shot that you googled off the Internet. I got it. Wait, everybody knows.

[Gaz]

Was it a still image, Tate, or

[Jeff Nadu]

do you see a video?

[Gaz]

Was the appendage attached to Jeff to do? You saw his face?

[Tate]

I saw his face and his dick. Yes.

[Nick]

Ow.

[Tate]

He showed me.

[Dan]

No, no.

[Haley]

How does one do.

[Nick]

It was taking the picture.

[Gaz]

It was the vantage.

[Tate]

It was.

[Brandon]

How is it face, dick and him?

[Tate]

It was.

[Jeff Nadu]

Because it's a. It was through the mirror.

[Tate]

Yes, through the mirror.

[Brandon]

Oh, you saw the mirror?

[Tate]

Saw the mirror. I saw the lady. Was the mirror in Vegas and I saw.

[Kate]

Was it the mirror in Vegas?

[Tate]

Was it in Vegas, Jeff?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes.

[Nick]

I gotta think about it.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Tate]

Saw it. I did see that.

[Jeff Nadu]

You know what?

[Kate]

Yeah, this is.

[Jeff Nadu]

Table this. We'll table this until whenever meta vodner happens. Hey, Brandon, you'll see it soon. When I come out there, I'll show it to you so then you can finally believe it. Okay. You want to see it so bad.

[Nick]

I still won't believe it. Jeff. Men of honor. You think it's really gonna happen?

[Dan]

It's gotta.

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, it's. Oh, no, it's gonna happen.

[Nick]

No, we keep saying it's gotta, but

[Dan]

I want to do live audience.

[Nick]

I don't think either. You said you're gonna punch Bosco if you see him.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, it's. It's definitely going through my head like a mic stand. Like this in the side of the face. Oh, that would be beautiful.

[Dan]

That's walk out, brother. What do we give a shit?

[Kate]

What are we waiting on?

[Jeff Nadu]

I don't give a about simple. I'll go to jail for it.

[Kate]

Starts football season oh, it's a football. Yeah, it's a football podcast.

[Jeff Nadu]

So we're gonna do it, and he's gonna do it every week. I'm gonna make sure he does it. I'm gonna put him through hell because, you know, he wants to run his mouth all the fucking time. So I'm gonna make him sit there and do it with me. So, yeah, live audience would be awesome.

[Dan]

All right. We might get a live audience. Chicago, by the way, too.

[Jeff Nadu]

I do want to end this with something.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

You know, all these fucking riders, they all claim to be these fucking big. Tough guy. Not one of these motherfuckers showed up. Not one. So you could have showed up to the fucking venue and try to put Pull some dumb. You didn't do nothing about it. Derek from the chat. A clown who spent an hour on a stream talking about my party. Hey, tough guy. Don't you live like two hours away? I thought you were gonna come slap me. You didn't. None of you did anything. Not a thing. What?

[Dan]

Well, maybe it was because Big Tone was being a. At the door.

[Jeff Nadu]

He wasn't even at the door, by the way.

[Dan]

Okay, okay, okay. Because DJ Matt did tell me that that might happen. That is fact.

[Jeff Nadu]

That was. That was a funny promotion, I will say, by him to do that. But, yeah, it caused a lot of problems.

[Dan]

Yeah. All right. Thank you, Jeff. See you.

[Kate]

Thanks, Jeff.

[Dan]

Time to see you. Men of honor.

[Mincy]

Men of honor.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Looking forward to it. Let's do the live audience.

[Dan]

Yes, I'm in. I would love to. Live audience for men of honor.

[Kate]

So the original argument was that he didn't get sucked in Vegas. He has video proof of that. And he still somehow lost.

[Tate]

And here's why.

[Kate]

He fumbled porn and he's down to Dupont.

[Tate]

Yeah, here's why.

[Kate]

But he. He just came away from this as a loser despite.

[Tate]

He just needs game at your ghost. Because the problem is he did show me a still image of that. But if everyone's argument is he pays for this and he faked the car and he did this and he flew the girls in and he got them dinner and he got them a hotel and then he left without the girls, like.

[Dan]

Yeah, you gotta show you could make,

[Tate]

you know, reasonable doubt that that girl was not right. Like, he didn't pick her up at the bar.

[Dan]

Right.

[Tate]

So that's why I'm saying to do. I think you gotta. I think you have to show that you have some sort of game. We need the bra without bringing someone in.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Bringing in the closer to close the game.

[Gaz]

Like, we know. We know he has. He has money.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Which is cool.

[Tate]

It is cool.

[Gaz]

Has a big dick.

[Dan]

That's so cool.

[Gaz]

Which is cool.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So, like a bit like, like.

[Dan]

So he's got a crispy haircut.

[Kate]

Like, I guess like a good. Like a good size big or like, this is like, almost too big.

[Tate]

So if you saw the interview I did with him Friday night, I laid out like a bunch of.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Tate]

And he picked the. And he picked the Phoenix Energy.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That would have anybody.

[Mincy]

He goes.

[Tate]

He goes, this might be too short. And I was like, all right, dude, go. The Phoenix Energy might have been too short. Ask Eddie. Call Eddie. Call Eddie. Yeah, that'd be exactly.

[Mincy]

There you go.

[Dan]

There you go.

[Stan]

Brandon.

[Tate]

Wait, hold on.

[Brandon]

But it's correct width.

[Tate]

Probably a little. A little.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

Yeah, I can see how that works.

[Brandon]

Could you suck. Could you suck Nadu's dick?

[Dan]

Me?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Do you? Yeah.

[Dan]

Like, physically?

[Brandon]

Yeah, sure.

[Tate]

So, yeah, the official answer. He has been sucked. But I do not have proof. That shows that he has game. Has game to get sucked. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

So maybe he. Maybe he doesn't get a lot of quantity. Maybe he's more of a lover. He got devastated that the one girl. And he quit.

[Dan]

He caught feelings.

[Brandon]

That's it. That's. Maybe that's why he's ashamed at his 37. Or maybe he just doesn't get any birthday bash.

[Dan]

Yorgos, third floor.

[Nick]

That he threw.

[Dan]

He drew for himself.

[Stan]

That he left.

[Stephen]

Tate, I have a question. Were there any grape leaves passed around at the grape.

[Dan]

Good question.

[Nick]

No.

[Tate]

No food. No.

[Kate]

No food at all.

[Jeff Nadu]

No food.

[Tate]

No food.

[Nick]

Zero food. Nope.

[Dan]

Damn.

[Mincy]

Zero.

[Kate]

Whether it was there food on the second floor you could go down and get.

[Tate]

It was like, kind of like sports bar.

[Rico]

Bar.

[Tate]

And then it was restaurant. Yes. And then it was third floor.

[Dan]

Then it was Mykonos.

[Stan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

A little tiny.

[Kate]

Do you want a serious assignment or a semi serious assignment or do you, like. You have a skill for this?

[Tate]

I love it. But what Brandon said is I want to do it like, I think Chef Donnie's reunion. Or like, big. Like something that you guys would be good.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Tate]

In if we did. I don't know the example. Deutsche, Dana, Kate, Oktoberfest. Like, those things are great. Sell it, whatever. But I don't just want to do little.

[Kate]

Let me ask you this. If you're on an assignment with Nadu or Mincy and you uncover something that's, like, huge and serious and, like, groundbreaking, would you chase that lead? Like, if you found out that, like, Nadu Is, I don't even know who shot jfk.

[Dan]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

You found out that the guy who shot JFK was.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Would you. Would you be like, oh, that's cool, man. I gotta get back to the party? Or would you be like, now, let me follow this lead?

[Tate]

Honestly, I probably would have had to call Dan.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the guy that actually killed JFK's here. But. But, like, would you ever want to do undercover work? Like, would you wait outside of the shoe store, the Goodwill, to see if the air Force's donation is true? Every 10 days.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah, I got some. Like, that's what I'm saying.

[Dan]

Would be sick.

[Brandon]

A stakeout would be cool.

[Tate]

Like. And does Nadu seem like. I'm not saying the car's fake. The house is his. Do you think that if Nadu was driving a Mercedes, you would have not known about it until.

[Dan]

It's good. Good points.

[Kate]

Great point.

[Brandon]

I feel like we would have known a lot sooner.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What's the.

[Kate]

What's the biggest personal mystery now?

[Brandon]

Why did Mince have that by his bed? Another person you have friction with, but luckily he has something to help with that.

[Nick]

That's a mystery. Is that a mystery to anybody?

[Tate]

But the empty condoms box.

[Nick]

I don't.

[Tate]

Is that a mystery?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

And he had. He chose bare skin. Is that Was his.

[Tate]

Yeah, bear skin. Studded.

[Brandon]

And I know he put on the studded inside out so he could add it, make it feel better for him.

[Nick]

He didn't take a bath. He didn't shower between Tuesday and Saturday.

[Dan]

Yeah, no, I mean, he's disgusting.

[Gaz]

He's here. I saw him. He's reduced to nothing. He's about to die.

[Dan]

There's never been an ankle injury that's taken someone out more thoroughly than this.

[Brandon]

Somebody put an out of order sign on the elevator so he just wouldn't come upstairs.

[Mark]

Yeah,

[Dan]

smart move.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Haley]

You see Deutsche put toilet paper on his wheel?

[Brandon]

No, I didn't see that.

[Nick]

All right, you have any idea who put the out of order sign on the. On the elevator?

[Tate]

I know exactly who did.

[Dan]

I do, too.

[Kate]

I think I know, too. I think I know.

[Nick]

Oh, I just assumed it was tape.

[Tate]

No, no, no, no.

[Dan]

It wasn't it.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Tate]

It's my guy.

[Dan]

Oh, no. Yeah. I mean, he's. He's like.

[Brandon]

He gave up on crutches.

[Dan]

He broke his ankle.

[Nick]

No, the crutches were out there.

[Haley]

Well, I think.

[Tate]

Well, I brought him.

[Nick]

Oh, okay.

[Haley]

Did they not discover he bought kid crutches? That's why they tried to extend them to the end. I think Deutsch was like, these are for, like, adolescents. Like, these are not for grown.

[Mark]

Got it.

[Tate]

Yeah. What happened was. So he texted me last night. He was doing practice on his own out in the.

[Nick]

Brandon, I want to take this tweet real quick. Just busted so bad. Trying to practice crutches. Landed on my right quad. This is your quad, correct?

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How do you land on that?

[Nick]

Land on your quad. How do you land on the front of your.

[Gaz]

Land on your.

[Tate]

Trying to get security footage from the.

[Nick]

To get him landing on his quad.

[Tate]

Yes. I want to see what it looks like.

[Nick]

Okay. All right.

[Tate]

But, yeah, he was doing crutch practice. He fell. He was yelling. Someone had to come help him. And then I was like, hey, Mincy, I'll come get you tomorrow. He wanted to come to work but couldn't. So I was like, I'll come get you. Let's do wheelchair. And he goes, no, I need to learn how to use crutches. But between that conversation, he called his mom, and his mom said, if it's that dangerous to use crutches, why don't you just stick to the wheelchair?

[Dan]

And crutches, notoriously, are very dangerous.

[Nick]

Very dangerous. Yeah.

[Dan]

A very, very difficult thing for someone to master.

[Nick]

Children who break their ankle are given crutches every day. Every. Every day of the year.

[Tate]

When, like, a kid breaks his ankle. Like, when do you go back to school?

[Nick]

Right away.

[Dan]

No, again, this is. This is. He broke his ankle and he's treating

[Nick]

it like it's Michael Scott. It just is.

[Dan]

Yeah. Max broke his ankle and was here the next day. He went to the Super Bowl. Like, he did everything.

[Tate]

I'll tell you this. I know this guy, though. He's not milking it in his brain. Like, he. He.

[Nick]

What's he doing? Why is he facing the other way?

[Dan]

Can't turn around on his own, dude.

[Gaz]

He cannot move.

[Nick]

That's just his office.

[Brandon]

Now, is he good at operating the wheelchair on it?

[Dan]

No.

[Tate]

And he keeps doing this thing. I push him and he uses his. I said, mincy, just put your feet up and I'll push you.

[Dan]

You can't do it.

[Tate]

Bloodman had to be jammed in the back seat of my car because Mincy still has to lay down in the back seat.

[Haley]

Why?

[Dan]

Broken ache ankle.

[Kate]

What? What?

[Dan]

Brandon, he.

[Nick]

He broke his ankle.

[Dan]

I know.

[Nick]

Teddy broke.

[Dan]

Kinda kind of broke his ankle.

[Nick]

That's not a. I mean, he's lucky

[Tate]

they used the B word.

[Gaz]

I'll say that.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Kate]

Yeah, I saw the.

[Nick]

Oh, wait, wait a second. Wait a Second. What. What are you saying?

[Gaz]

I.

[Tate]

It is a broken ankle. I just know that he would be doing the same thing if the lady was just like, yeah, you. Fractured or sprained, whatever. There's just a lot of people messaging me. Being like, that was way too snap of a decision. And it's not like she never followed

[Kate]

up and said, like, the next thing

[Tate]

was, I need you to put more weight on it so I can get a better, better X ray. And he's like, I can't. So that was the only read we got was.

[Gaz]

It was like a questionnaire diagnosis.

[Tate]

Yeah. She's like, all right.

[Gaz]

Took his word for it.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Oh, interesting.

[Kate]

So the only time the word broken was said was that first.

[Tate]

Yeah. Right away.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Interesting.

[Dan]

Interesting. Oh, gross.

[Nick]

Saturday afternoon at 4:55pm first shower since.

[Gaz]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Difficulty level was a 5 on a 1 to 10 scale. Not awful. If. If. If the shower difficulties are 5, it should have been taken, like, Wednesday.

[Dan]

I think there's a chance he might

[Brandon]

die from this, but that. You know, he has that face when he has the bare skin rolled on.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah, Practice.

[Dan]

He's doing reps. Oh, all right. Tate, you did a great job.

[Brandon]

Great work.

[Nick]

Thanks. Hey, look, you're the best at this.

[Dan]

Yeah. Yeah. Awesome.

[Nick]

We just got to get you better assignments.

[Kate]

That makes you. Are you.

[Tate]

I really look forward. Like Dave, Dan, Gaz. Send me the next one. I love it.

[Mark]

You.

[Kate]

The high's been good. I saw the. You. You missed the wedding. She was upset.

[Dan]

I saw you enter the Charles Barkley clip.

[Nick]

I'm worried. I'm worried one of these days she's gonna get really mad.

[Dan]

Send her the Charles Barkley clip.

[Tate]

I'll send her the Charles.

[Dan]

Charles Barkley said he doesn't go to weddings or funerals.

[Kate]

I do have an assignment.

[Mark]

Florida.

[Tate]

What do you got?

[Kate]

Chef Donnie owes me two hockey jerseys.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Now we're talk.

[Kate]

I would love for you to get

[Brandon]

to down in Florida.

[Tate]

She made some good points. Her best one. I didn't realize this. I forgot. Like, last year, I wasn't on the Ohio State Michigan stream, and I was really mad about it. I was on Thanksgiving, and I spent the entire Thanksgiving just, like, looking for receipts.

[Dan]

And listen, those stats, she. She gotta get over that one.

[Nick]

You're gonna be doing that the rest of when.

[Stan]

When.

[Dan]

When Eber Fl didn't call. Timeout. Lions. Bears. Two years ago, I. I spent, like, the entire Thanksgiving in my garage, I think. So I like. You gotta just.

[Tate]

I'll give her credit.

[Gaz]

She. Oh, nice.

[Nick]

I was just asking What's a garage?

[Dan]

Oh, yeah, I know somebody who can ask.

[Tate]

She loves the assignments.

[Kate]

Like an unused penis.

[Tate]

She knows what I signed up for. I love it. It's my favorite thing. But, like, when I'm not supposed to be working when I'm at Thanksgiving, like, you don't need to be checking Twitter. So that's what. That's our deal.

[Kate]

Yeah. All right.

[Tate]

All right, guys.

[Nick]

Thanks, Tape.

[Dan]

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[Kate]

Now?

[Mincy]

What?

[Mark]

Brandon?

[Nick]

Now wireless.

[Dan]

I have something that we could do real quick.

[Nick]

What you got? Oh, you. You said you had a story from this morning. Oh, is that just for us?

[Dan]

I do, but I also have something to unveil.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

Stephen, would you like to go out there with Wyatt? Maybe there's some ropes set up.

[Stan]

Yep.

[Nick]

Is this a.

[Dan]

It's Banner Day.

[Gaz]

Oh, wow.

[Stan]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, my goodness. We've been waiting for Banner Day.

[Dan]

Banner Day. Yeah. Banner day.

[Nick]

At what point will we be. Almost 100 banners?

[Dan]

We're getting there.

[Nick]

Like, we won't be able to play basketball on Fridays because it's just too many banners.

[Dan]

Yeah. Banner days happening. You guys missed a hell of a show.

[Mark]

Who?

[Dan]

It wasn't here on Friday. Oh, just Nick.

[Nick]

I was here, but they. We had 50.

[Dan]

I was falling.

[Nick]

Yeah, it was.

[Mincy]

And the one guy that.

[Dan]

Yeah, What a troll.

[Mark]

That.

[Dan]

We gotta follow up. So Eric from Super Troopers said that he tore his Achilles and couldn't do the gauntlet. And we're like, now you gotta do it. Turns out he's got a prosthetic leg. He was born with one leg, so I know I did just with us.

[Kate]

He had to have been.

[Nick]

No, he's 100. Was just.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah. He said he tore his Achilles four weeks ago.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Turns out he's been, like, a motivational speaker for, like.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Stan]

I mean.

[Dan]

Badass. Total badass.

[Haley]

Yeah. Awesome guy.

[Nick]

Pretty good.

[Dan]

Stupid.

[Haley]

He does workout videos.

[Kate]

I think he was shooting jump shots.

[Mincy]

He was in all the P90X videos.

[Dan]

Yeah. Okay, you ready?

[Kate]

Awesome.

[Nick]

What. What is Che doing with the bat?

[Dan]

I don't know. Steven, you ready?

[Nick]

What's a bat gonna do? How many we got? Three. Three banners.

[Dan]

Three banners.

[Nick]

Geez Louise. Yeah, we do. I see them now.

[Dan]

Here we go.

[Nick]

That a boy, Steven.

[Gaz]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Did he think that would do it?

[Nick]

Just. Just give it a. Give it a yank. Give it a tug.

[Mark]

Pull it, Steve. Whoa.

[Dan]

That one's beautiful.

[Nick]

All right, for podcast listeners, Washington state volleyball sweet 16 in 1997. I know what two of them are.

[Kate]

Oh, no way.

[Dan]

String broke, Steve.

[Kate]

No way. Stephen.

[Nick]

Has he never unveiled a banner before?

[Dan]

God damn it.

[Gaz]

Seemingly never.

[Dan]

So what do we do with that one? Throw a ball at it.

[Tate]

Throw a ball at it.

[Stephen]

It.

[Nick]

Throw a ball at it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's all tied up up there.

[Kate]

Oh, I agree with Kate.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Stephen]

Oh, God.

[Nick]

Oh, don't break another string.

[Kate]

No way.

[Gaz]

He actually never work.

[Nick]

That's gonna be for somebody.

[Brandon]

This is the worst banner day we've ever done. That's bad.

[Kate]

Holy.

[Dan]

Steven. How could you do that?

[Kate]

Is that serious? Was he joking around? Yeah.

[Brandon]

There were men here this morning putting these up. Right. Is that like.

[Stephen]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Do we get a ladder? I don't know if we have a ladder high enough.

[Dan]

Get Donnie on the crane.

[Brandon]

Yeah, crane.

[Dan]

What the. Steve.

[Brandon]

Why is everybody saying ball? It might do something.

[Haley]

I'm sad.

[Kate]

That's your instinct in a gym is just throw a ball.

[Mark]

Yeah, throw a ball at it.

[Dan]

Get it on Stuck. All right.

[Kate]

I actually love the idea. Just throw a ball.

[Dan]

Steven, you cannot leave that court until you get those banners down.

[Gaz]

Figure it out.

[Dan]

All right, first throw.

[Tate]

Not even close.

[Dan]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Big cat. Were you a chef this morning?

[Dan]

I was.

[Brandon]

How was he, Haley?

[Dan]

Great. Post Family reunion Chef Host Family reunion chef. I gotta. We gotta get him in here. Chef Donnie. I'll let him tell the story. Oh, that was.

[Brandon]

That was kind of a direct hit.

[Dan]

Didn't do much. Chef Donnie. Titus will really like this whole hole.

[Gaz]

2.

[Dan]

We're getting ready to tee off, and Chef Donnie just ran into the woods.

[Tate]

Huh?

[Gaz]

Okay, maybe.

[Dan]

Yeah, I'll let. I'll let him. Yeah, I just texted him. I hope he's here.

[Brandon]

Did he talk to you about sandcastles at all?

[Dan]

Yeah, and I got Quite the story about sandcastles. Quite the story about sandcastles.

[Haley]

They're gonna take our Internet out.

[Dan]

Wow. Nadu has never tweeted the words Mercedes Benz or Mercury. Huh? Yeah. You'd think a guy like that would tell everyone that he drives a Mercedes.

[Brandon]

He would. He would say that every day.

[Gaz]

Right?

[Dan]

What do we do now? This is when we. I wish we had Buddy Deutsch, by the way. The I. I. It's like when you buy a car and then you see car, the same car everywhere. Like, maybe a block and a half from my house was a massive nest.

[Gaz]

Yeah. You're looking out for him.

[Dan]

I'm seeing him everywhere. I was like, God damn it.

[Brandon]

I talked to Deutsch yesterday. I was in the office for a second, and he said his dad got pulled aside at, like, the grocery store, like, 10 times by fans, and he was confused because he didn't know the yak was live.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's. He did a whole live with us on Friday and then said to Wyatt in the car, said to Deutsch in the car, like, hey, when. When are they airing that or something?

[Gaz]

I thought it was, like, a movie in production.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Haley]

I'd like to see a picture of the ankle, see how it's doing.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Oh, medieval.

[Kate]

Medieval.

[Gaz]

Yep.

[Dan]

Five minutes away.

[Mincy]

See?

[Brandon]

At the store again.

[Dan]

Yeah. Well, I always. I did tell him, you need to make. I need some burgers today because I'm. I'm. The pace is off.

[Brandon]

Are you behind?

[Dan]

I had a slow week. I went out dinner a couple times. Slow week.

[Brandon]

You didn't get the burger when you went out to dinner?

[Dan]

No, I went to a Greek place. Two Greek places.

[Gaz]

What have you been learning about the modern cheeseburger?

[Dan]

It's just great.

[Gaz]

Have you been Adding anything like a. Like a jam, Like a fruity jam.

[Dan]

No, no.

[Kate]

Crushed up chips.

[Dan]

No, no, no, no, no. Kyle, the cream cheese. Where were you on Friday night? Someone asked for you. I had to cover.

[Gaz]

We had a boy in town.

[Dan]

Ah, I had to.

[Gaz]

I wish I was there.

[Dan]

There's actually a really funny stoolie that he told me something that bummed me out afterwards, but it also might end up in one of us getting really, really hurt. He said that? So he was really nice guy from Tennessee. Came in for the Stella Blue golden mug.

[Gaz]

Nice.

[Dan]

He's the one who's. He asked about you and I said, you know, Kyle, in these situations, I

[Gaz]

would have loved to have been there.

[Dan]

Yeah. I was like, he can't do, like, public situations.

[Gaz]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Mincy]

Stood.

[Dan]

Ain't no way he brought us fighting sticks.

[Gaz]

No, like the.

[Dan]

It's for dueling. But his wife convinced him not to bring him to the office.

[Haley]

Like Kubatons.

[Dan]

Yeah. His wife was like, this is stupid. They're not gonna want it.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

And then when he told me about it, I was like, no, no, no. For Death Match, we want them badly. He's gonna mail him to us.

[Gaz]

Oh, please.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's gonna mail us fighting sticks.

[Gaz]

We got it. We have to.

[Brandon]

We will have to do a death match at one point in time.

[Dan]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. This is the most pathetic banner raising

[Nick]

of all time, by the way.

[Haley]

Who's.

[Nick]

Who's doing this? Who's going up? Is he going up there?

[Dan]

Yeah, he's.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Gaz]

Don't let him.

[Nick]

If. If he's going up there, fine. I thought Stephen was going up.

[Dan]

Steven, are you going up? Oh, look.

[Gaz]

Looks nice and sturdy.

[Dan]

This guy's awesome.

[Brandon]

Is this guy Russian?

[Dan]

Yeah, he's.

[Nick]

We have a banner day.

[Dan]

Yeah, we have a banner guy.

[Nick]

Oh, he's shimmying right up there.

[Haley]

He walked across the court holding with a huge smile on his face, so. Oh, my God, that ladder. Can we get a few guys over

[Nick]

there just to, like, somebody go stand by the somebody.

[Brandon]

That'll be two people.

[Dan]

All right, here we go.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Dan]

Hey, let's go up one more.

[Haley]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Let's see.

[Dan]

Look at them. They look beautiful.

[Brandon]

Looks really nice.

[Nick]

Stephen F. Austin 85, Duke 83.

[Dan]

Yep. November 26, 2019. Where were you?

[Nick]

That was an awesome game.

[Dan]

Shout out the guys at Stephen F. Austin.

[Nick]

Saint Bonaventure, Bonnie's NIT semifinals 2022.

[Dan]

Yeah, it's. We're cooking now.

[Nick]

Great band.

[Dan]

We're cooking what a lot.

[Gaz]

We got our climber too.

[Haley]

Yeah, that was.

[Nick]

Oh, I know. We have this guy. We can do banners every day.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Sheesh.

[Dan]

We got five banners that are. You can't believe they were ever hung.

[Brandon]

It's looking really nice out there.

[Dan]

Yeah. And we'll be adding.

[Nick]

We're heavy in the basketball business, but I guess that's where most banners are.

[Brandon]

And wait, there's one more up there, right?

[Dan]

Well, and we also have the four of the five.

[Kate]

That's crazy. There it is. That's the fifth one that you're just like.

[Brandon]

I mean, that one might end up being funnier than all the rest.

[Nick]

Well, that Florida State banner is really gigantic. The more. The more banners you get.

[Dan]

Yeah. The Colts one.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Colts.

[Dan]

Colts 1 is like the grandfather of them all.

[Nick]

Yeah. I mean, that's almost. That's not even a banner. That's like the side of a building.

[Dan]

And that's insane that they hunt and don't.

[Nick]

On the Danny Boy Kane banner.

[Dan]

Yeah, well, that one's real. That one's not like a fake banner. That's just.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

We might need to put the cold spanner in the middle.

[Nick]

Barstool sports is a great organization, the way they do things over there. Danny Boy Kane.

[Dan]

It's beautiful.

[Nick]

Don't forget get charged Up. That's a banner.

[Dan]

Yeah, you got to get charged up. And the blue turf's gonna be installed during camp.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Dan]

We're gonna come back to blue turf.

[Brandon]

Forgot about the voices. We are so spoiled.

[Gaz]

Yeah, I'm excited for that.

[Nick]

We have dates on camp yet?

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Dan]

It's August.

[Brandon]

What appointments you got?

[Nick]

No, I don't know. I need to know what they. They're late. It's late, right?

[Dan]

Listen, everything's up because they did Memorial Day too early this year and Labor Day too late.

[Nick]

Yeah, it is. You're right.

[Dan]

Labor Day's September 7th, I think NFL

[Nick]

football doesn't start till, like, the 12th.

[Dan]

Right. Yeah. So we got just.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Wait, That's a good thing.

[Dan]

No, it is. I'm just saying it's me up mentally.

[Gaz]

Yeah. Mentally.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, that is a good. I didn't realize Memorial Day was early. Labor Day is late.

[Mincy]

We had.

[Nick]

The summer's longer.

[Dan]

Yeah, super long.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Thank God we have the Canadian fires to break it up. You that man them

[Dan]

in a moment of weakness on Friday. Nick, I said that I understand you and your type.

[Brandon]

Hold on. I'm trying to figure out what type.

[Nick]

Yeah, I don't remember this part.

[Brandon]

Like, frail, weak.

[Dan]

Yeah, I said. I said the fires kind of me up really? Yeah.

[Brandon]

I felt like it didn't affect me at all. Oh, a little smoke. You kidding me? Well, you were wearing a mask.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I was.

[Nick]

This guy fascinates me. This guy's the man just manhandling that ladder.

[Dan]

Thank you so much.

[Nick]

Good job.

[Kate]

All in a day's work.

[Dan]

Wait, come here. Come here.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He's bummed there's not more.

[Gaz]

Let's get him something else to get.

[Haley]

Hi.

[Dan]

You can put it down. You want it? Can we talk to you for a sec?

[Stan]

Sure.

[Dan]

Thank you for hanging these banners. Incredible work.

[Haley]

Here.

[Dan]

Right here.

[Haley]

Come on in.

[Kate]

Hi there.

[Gaz]

Yeah, welcome, welcome.

[Dan]

What's your name? Sorry. Stan. Okay. Yeah. Talking the mic here. Push the mic a little closer. Thank you for hanging these banners. You.

[Stan]

You're welcome.

[Dan]

Incredible ladder work.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

You're fearless.

[Dan]

Yeah, I gotta be.

[Kate]

What's your background?

[Stan]

Short.

[Dan]

Short notice.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

What is your background, specifically with ladders

[Dan]

and low voltage services. So constantly on the letters. Yeah.

[Stan]

Heights.

[Dan]

Yeah. And you were just in Europe.

[Tate]

Where were you?

[Dan]

I came back from Bulgaria.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Dan]

Is that where you're from?

[Nick]

Vacation?

[Stan]

Yes.

[Dan]

Okay, nice. I went to Greece. Bulgaria, a few weeks. Is it true that you can't flush your toilet paper in Greece?

[Nick]

They.

[Dan]

They don't like it looks like. Yeah. That's crazy.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Stan]

Yeah.

[Dan]

They are that big size.

[Tate]

You know, the.

[Dan]

It's gonna dissolve.

[Brandon]

What do you have to do with your toilet paper?

[Dan]

You put it in a trash. Yeah. And every time when you open, it's right there and it's gross. It's telling you.

[Brandon]

That's like a falafel heavy diet over there, too.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dan]

What's the number one dish in Bulgaria?

[Kate]

Dish.

[Dan]

Dish. I mean, usually it's. They like salads, so shops. Cassavata.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

The.

[Dan]

The whole, like, potato. Yeah. Potato, tomatoes, stuff like this. Yeah.

[Kate]

All right.

[Stan]

I love it.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Well, thank you, Stan.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes.

[Dan]

You're all really appreciate the best.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Dan]

We're gonna get more banners, too. You got a job for life. Yeah. Okay.

[Haley]

We gotta get Chef Donnie to do a Bulgarian.

[Nick]

Chef Donnie was.

[Dan]

Oh, Chef Donnie.

[Haley]

National dish.

[Gaz]

Right.

[Nick]

Tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, scallions, raw roasted peppers. And Sirene, do we have a national dish?

[Brandon]

Sure, but what Hamburger Helper?

[Nick]

Oh, that. That'd be awesome if that was our national dish. I love Hamburger Helper.

[Haley]

I've been making homemade from scratch Hamburger Helper, folks.

[Nick]

But that's not Hamburger Helper.

[Haley]

It is.

[Nick]

That's just hamburger.

[Haley]

No, it's really good.

[Nick]

Well, who's helping?

[Haley]

Nobody.

[Nick]

I think you're just Making stroganoff or cheesy beefaroni?

[Haley]

I'll bring some in.

[Nick]

Yeah. Yeah, I bet you won't.

[Haley]

I bet I will. It's gonna be really good.

[Nick]

Here comes the chef, fresh off his third hole.

[Haley]

He's already yelling at Mark.

[Nick]

Did you get a hole in one today?

[Dan]

No, why would some say that I did not? Donnie.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

What happened on hole two today?

[Mark]

They are you already told them?

[Dan]

I didn't actually. All I said was we got to hole two and you went into the woods.

[Mark]

You're gonna love this one, aren't you, Mark? Nothing. It's a. It's. It happens.

[Dan]

It's Hippa Donnie. His pants. Technically he. His pants.

[Stephen]

Hole one.

[Mark]

My pants.

[Dan]

A hole one, Hole two was when he everywhere in the woods.

[Mark]

I going par, par, like chef.

[Brandon]

When you left the clubhouse to go to hole one, did.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you have the chance to.

[Mark]

No, I got there. I went right to hole one. And then my pants. Yeah. Why are you guys acting like this is crazy?

[Kate]

You your pants on crazy.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Who amongst us has I said no?

[Nick]

I have.

[Dan]

I have.

[Mark]

You're not at home. Your most famous quote is I shut

[Nick]

my pants all the time.

[Dan]

What I say right when you came back from the woods is like, what happened? You're like, oh, my pants.

[Nick]

Like that happened on the first hole.

[Haley]

Okay, but wait, what?

[Dan]

Yeah, woods. Then you already the woods.

[Mark]

I went to the woods. I buried my underwear.

[Gaz]

Buried your underwear?

[Dan]

I didn't know you buried it.

[Mark]

Well, I skipped scuffs it around. So you wanted to see.

[Nick]

You took. You. You were asked in the woods, was

[Brandon]

it your space underwear?

[Mark]

Yes, it was.

[Brandon]

And how'd it contain the.

[Mark]

Well, well, yeah, it was. But. Yeah. What I was ass naked in the woods for and I was barefoot, standing on my shit.

[Gaz]

Was confined to the underwear.

[Mark]

Did you was in there?

[Brandon]

Did you wipe your ass with any diaper?

[Mark]

Yeah, wipe my ass with my underwear.

[Kate]

So that's a diaper.

[Nick]

Oh, no, shitty under the inside and the outside of your underwear.

[Mark]

Yeah, there's everywhere by the end of it, but not everywhere. Don't make it sound like it.

[Haley]

Was that like a.

[Dan]

You said that or was it like

[Gaz]

a short like a schmear or a log?

[Mark]

It was like a baby, probably.

[Kate]

Yeah, baby.

[Mark]

Yeah, baby.

[Kate]

And your underpants contained the.

[Brandon]

But did that like.

[Dan]

Did that like a droopy.

[Mark]

No, it wasn't that big. You guys are understanding it wrong. You're misunderstanding it.

[Brandon]

But did you're like desire to subside after that or did you.

[Mark]

No, I kind of. I Don't know. I still. I should. After the round, when you just left

[Kate]

your diaper out in the woods.

[Mark]

I buried it, Mark. I buried it. It's 100 cotton.

[Brandon]

It'll. It'll go away quick.

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Gaz]

It's biodegradable.

[Haley]

Wearing khakis.

[Mark]

I was wearing no spandex or not spandex. What do you call it?

[Brandon]

What about the pants?

[Mark]

Polyester.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mark]

Pants are fine.

[Tate]

Inside.

[Brandon]

At what point in hole one did you. Is as soon as you drove, when you exerted some.

[Mark]

No, I was approaching the green. I was walking up to the green to make my second shot.

[Gaz]

Did anyone know or.

[Mark]

I knew right away.

[Gaz]

Well, you did.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It was your.

[Nick]

It wasn't surprising.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Haley]

Somebody else had to tell you.

[Brandon]

I knew almost instantly.

[Mark]

You're good.

[Kate]

My pants.

[Mark]

I knew right away.

[Gaz]

I still.

[Mark]

I mean, a nice putt. I still finished out the hole.

[Gaz]

Well, intuition.

[Mark]

Yeah. And then I.

[Kate]

You got. You did.

[Gaz]

Par. Par. Despite this fiasco.

[Mark]

Yeah. Thank God the guys were slow.

[Gaz]

He can golf like that, dude.

[Dan]

He's good golfer.

[Gaz]

How'd you do?

[Dan]

Not good until the end. First three holes good until the. We were behind some slow guys. I had a stare down with it.

[Mark]

They were bad. Slowest I've ever.

[Dan]

But they were so brutal. Stared them down on a Monday.

[Gaz]

They know what it was like.

[Dan]

I think they. They were. I tattled on them.

[Gaz]

You tattled on them?

[Dan]

Well, I told the ranger. I was like, hey, can you let him know? Because we were at the point where it was not fair enough. It was. It was. The people behind us were then standing next to us waiting as well. No, it was like, dude, we can't do anything about it.

[Mark]

It was so bad. They were in a foursome and then they'd split off. Two people in their group said, we're gonna leave these guys. Yeah, it was that bad. They were bad.

[Dan]

They were lining up every putt like it was the masters.

[Brandon]

Oh, like that.

[Gaz]

They were that kind of slow.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

And they were like, that's even worse.

[Dan]

Yeah. And they were, like, putting their car. There's little that you can do. Like, they were putting their carts right in front of the green. So they would putt and then they would have to go walk and get their cart and then, like, put it off. So you can just walk off the green.

[Kate]

You had a 20 minute poopy diaper delay and you still caught up to him easily. Yeah, that's. That's awesome.

[Mark]

Well, thank God they were slow on the second to Be honest. I would have been. It would have been another hole with that in my pants.

[Dan]

Yeah. I was very confused. I said to Max, I was like, why is he running all the way into the woods to take a piss? And then he came back. He's like, yeah, a diaper.

[Mark]

Diapered happened.

[Tate]

Did you.

[Brandon]

Were you able to clean with water? Did you bring, like, a bottle of water out there?

[Mark]

No, but I waited till there's a porta potty on the hole seven.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, nice.

[Dan]

So you just went there.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And wiped?

[Mark]

No, I didn't bother. I got. I think I got most of it.

[Dan]

You didn't need to wipe.

[Mark]

I just watched my checking, wash my hands, and then, you know, the porta pot. Oh, I'm pretty. It's pretty clean. It's pretty streamlined. When he gets down.

[Brandon]

What do you think made you yourself a lot of.

[Mark]

I. I spent the last four days eating nothing but lobster, mussels, and clams.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Family reunion, right?

[Mark]

Family reunion. Yep. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you build a sandcastle?

[Mark]

So this is. That's embarrassing. I don't know.

[Nick]

That's embarrassing.

[Brandon]

You just yourself.

[Dan]

He told me, and I was. I was embarrassed.

[Mark]

Yeah. I didn't even tweet out the pictures because I was pretty embarrassed. Turns out alligators are harder to make. To make than I gave credit for.

[Brandon]

Did you try to make an alligator?

[Mark]

I tried to make an alligator.

[Dan]

Tried to best his uncle with what his uncle does best.

[Brandon]

His bread and butter.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yep.

[Dan]

And he got dummied by his uncle.

[Mark]

And then my classic wasn't even that good this year. My classic was on. And then, well, the real company got random.

[Stephen]

What?

[Mark]

Practice day. Practice day. I was making a classic, and I

[Nick]

thought, what's a classic castle?

[Mark]

A classic castle.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Kate]

Castle.

[Mark]

Bucket and pail or bucket and shovel? And bucket. And I had to. I doordashed my own shovel this year. I thought I was really prepared. And then these kids on the beach saw what we were doing, and they made their own sculpture out of nowhere. Made. They made a car on the beach, which was better than anything I made. And that pissed me off, too. Yeah. Little kids.

[Dan]

What did your uncle say when you did the alligator gator?

[Mark]

He kind of just laughed because he knew I had. I had no shot.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Why did you do that?

[Brandon]

How was his gator?

[Mark]

Because I got in my head after. After that, I said, maybe I should. This will be the year I've beat him at his own game. And so you.

[Kate]

It was just you and your uncle, the only two in the competition, but

[Mark]

he's been making alligators and other people do, but no, only. Only to that have a real chance

[Gaz]

or you got second place?

[Mark]

Well, no, because it didn't. The actual day got rained out, so. This was in practice. I was a warm up practice day. It's just.

[Dan]

Did he make an alligator in practice?

[Mark]

He didn't practice.

[Dan]

So he just laughed at you being like, dude, you seriously going to try to make an alligator?

[Mark]

Do you want to see my alligator? I don't know how to project it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, actually project it to me.

[Kate]

Were the kids that beat you in the competition?

[Mark]

Those kids were just like next door

[Dan]

they were doing for sport and they

[Mark]

you up and it was kind of annoying. Yeah.

[Nick]

How good of a car did they do?

[Mark]

You said pretty. I mean, it was. They sat. They could sit in it.

[Nick]

They could sit in the car. Holy.

[Dan]

And you made a shitty alligator.

[Brandon]

Kidding me.

[Mark]

Yeah, but again, who brings a car to a beach?

[Dan]

It's like everybody

[Mark]

that kind of.

[Kate]

That pisses

[Nick]

they could sit in the car.

[Kate]

Would drive a car to a beach.

[Brandon]

Was this the. Was this the Enriquez side?

[Mark]

No, this is the other side. The. The j. Oh, the other. Well, Johnson side. I guess.

[Brandon]

You're half Johnson.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Okay. But I did have a nice emote.

[Nick]

Got a nice moat.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Just a little hole, you dig.

[Mark]

Michael's name is Dick Johnson. It's kind of fun.

[Dan]

Oh, is it?

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay, wait.

[Mark]

The guy that Richard Johnson. Dick Johnson.

[Brandon]

His name's Dick Johnson.

[Dan]

Building the alligator.

[Mark]

Yeah. So.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Mark]

I'll give you a couple angles in mind.

[Dan]

This guy just bodies. You left it right.

[Brandon]

Do you have a picture of his. Of dicks?

[Mark]

No, he didn't go. I told you.

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

He doesn't go.

[Dan]

He doesn't need practice.

[Mincy]

No.

[Dan]

Here's my Donnie's slaving away in practice day.

[Brandon]

How many people showed up to practice my alligators?

[Mark]

Embarrassing. Just me. And then the cousins were around.

[Dan]

So you're the only one who practiced.

[Mark]

Yes, because I wanted to. I thought I was like, I can't go and talk this game about me winning and lose. And now we'll never know. At least you got rained out. I'm gonna.

[Stan]

No, we.

[Dan]

We know that you would have lost.

[Gaz]

Yep.

[Mark]

Okay, well, I'll send the car into.

[Nick]

Yeah, I need car.

[Dan]

I see his car. This is great. That's your alligator.

[Mark]

That's my classic. No, that's a good classic.

[Dan]

He thought your classic alligator.

[Kate]

That's your classic Donnie.

[Brandon]

That looks more like an elevator.

[Mark]

Show the side profile.

[Brandon]

That blows.

[Gaz]

Oh, barf,

[Dan]

Bro. You can't call this a classic.

[Mark]

I wasn't even done yet. I wasn't.

[Dan]

That sucks. Nothing classic about that.

[Mark]

That's halfway through. You don't even see the shells I put in that.

[Nick]

Halfway to what, though?

[Haley]

Six in it.

[Brandon]

What was your inspiration? Is that Trojan?

[Mark]

I don't know what the inspiration was. I was just building. You were playing Lincoln Logs. You ever doing any. Anything crafty in your life?

[Nick]

Yes. Was your alligator worse than that?

[Mark]

Yes, my alligator is pretty.

[Dan]

Oh, man. That was so dog. I don't know how you.

[Kate]

I thought that was the alligator.

[Dan]

I could have been better than.

[Brandon]

Platypus brother.

[Kate]

It was.

[Mark]

It was tough and it was bad and I.

[Dan]

Donnie, here's the car.

[Mark]

I had the wrong kind of sand for that one, though. I didn't want to walk down to low tide and get the right kind of sand. Yeah, no, it's not my best. It's not my best. It's been 10 years since I've competed,

[Dan]

so the fact that you've been going to war with the classic, like that's never gonna. Look, if there was. If you're the only person in the competition, they still wouldn't get.

[Mark]

A lot of things went wrong. Okay. Usually I'm used to the general store having more bucket options, so we had one. And usually they have different kinds of stencils and so. Yes. Yeah. Was it a bad classic? Maybe.

[Kate]

Maybe.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Got it.

[Mark]

But was it first step? Did I have all the right tools? No.

[Dan]

Do you have a picture of your uncle's gator?

[Mark]

I can see if you.

[Dan]

Yeah, I would love to see that. Look at the classic, Donnie.

[Kate]

That is dog.

[Mark]

And then here's the car.

[Dan]

Oh, my God. Wait.

[Nick]

Those are the kids that beat six. Six years old.

[Gaz]

Those are preschoolers.

[Dan]

Oh, no. They're sitting in their car.

[Mark]

Yeah, it was a tough. It's a tough break.

[Brandon]

Wait, you said you didn't want to get the right sand.

[Mark]

You didn't walk down wetter sand for alligators? For sculptures?

[Dan]

Yeah, of course for alligators.

[Nick]

Well, why didn't you. Why did he just go get the wet sand?

[Mark]

You know what?

[Dan]

Practice day.

[Mark]

That's a tales old as question. As old as time.

[Dan]

Yeah, not really as old as time.

[Mark]

Could the sand have been wettery?

[Nick]

Can you find your uncles?

[Mark]

No, I can't.

[Dan]

What do you mean?

[Mark]

Because I looked, but I text him

[Dan]

and ask him for a picture.

[Mark]

He's got it only on like DHS or whatever you call that.

[Nick]

Dick Johnson's gonna want us out.

[Dan]

Vhs.

[Kate]

What does that mean?

[Mark]

Old camera film like pictures?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Can we get a picture printed? I don't know if it's digitized is what I meant to say.

[Dan]

Let's get a picture of a picture. I want to see how good his alligator.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Nick]

If I know Dick Johnson, he wants his alligator out there.

[Mark]

I'm gonna ask for the family album.

[Dan]

The classic is so bad.

[Nick]

Classic on what?

[Kate]

I legitimately thought the classic was an alley.

[Dan]

Yeah, me too.

[Brandon]

Did any of the other Johnsons laugh at your castle?

[Mark]

Not outwardly, but I don't know.

[Dan]

Definitely afterwards, when you went to sleep at night, they were like, did you guys see that?

[Brandon]

That's the Enrico's half of them.

[Kate]

Have you ever won this competition?

[Mark]

No, never.

[Kate]

Okay. Thank God.

[Mark]

I just thought after all these years I'd come back like well prepared and.

[Nick]

But why did you think you haven't practiced. Right. In 10 years.

[Jeff Nadu]

That was practice.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

So why did you think you were all of a sudden no fault.

[Mark]

Blind confidence.

[Dan]

It also is making me realize that there is no such thing as practice day. You just started dog stuff and called the practice day.

[Brandon]

Yeah, right.

[Mark]

Which makes me think.

[Dan]

That makes me think that I could

[Mark]

have been better on real day if

[Nick]

and some six year old saw it and they're like, this guy, we're going

[Mark]

to build a car. Yeah, but who knows? They could have had help. I didn't see all.

[Dan]

How does it get rained out all day?

[Mark]

We just. The beach was windy and rainy though, so.

[Dan]

But there was not another day that you could have done it.

[Mark]

That was the last day. Well, not everyone got in till the end. It was.

[Dan]

You got to. You got to plan that back.

[Kate]

Not everybody got there four days early. Skipped out on the France game.

[Mark]

Oh, Mark, please don't start with France, Frank. Well, I was there for the beginning and my cooking segment, the Costco. Don't say that.

[Dan]

Cheeses.

[Mark]

Now don't bring. Don't bring Costco into this. I don't ever shop there. Nothing against them, but I don't seems like it is. Those were homemade.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Gaz]

What else was on the itinerary at the reunion?

[Brandon]

Any other competition?

[Mark]

Anything a little odd or nothing out of the order? I don't think you'd say.

[Gaz]

Did you cook for your family?

[Mark]

Yeah, we did a lobster boil one night. I cooked.

[Nick]

Sounds amazing.

[Mark]

It was.

[Brandon]

Any traditions that you guys.

[Mark]

No, this year was way more like. Usually it is kind of out of hand. This is the first year ever and brought significant other. So people were on their best behavior.

[Stephen]

Did you bring wolf?

[Mark]

No, I made that joke. I said I should Be allowed to bring Wolf if everyone could bring their girlfriends and. And boyfriends. My mom said that's not nice. Is not. Not allowed. But no. I got a prison bed. I got to sleep in the shittiest prison bed with my other brother that was single. And then what are you gonna do?

[Brandon]

You had to share a prison bed?

[Mark]

It was. We had to share a trundle bed that was. Looked like it was for prisoners, but. Yeah. No, that's what happens. Everyone else on their best behavior this year. It wasn't like Christmas circa 2025.

[Stan]

Whoa.

[Mark]

What happened last Christmas is a lot of shirt off. Wrestling blood.

[Dan]

Christmas.

[Mark]

Yeah, Christmas Eve call Christmas.

[Nick]

Shirt off. Wrestling blood.

[Mark]

Shirts were off. There was blood and there was wrestling.

[Brandon]

Was the blood because of the rest and maybe pants.

[Mark]

Too much pantsing and too much. My mom said no, not tapping this year. She was pretty strict on not tapping.

[Gaz]

Not tapping.

[Kate]

Yeah, she said.

[Mark]

And knocked that off. Which we did.

[Brandon]

Was it full? Pantsing undies, Cocking balls.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Love that.

[Rico]

Yeah. Magic.

[Brandon]

That's Christmas Eve.

[Mark]

Yeah. Until someone walks in and you wear a dun. With some. There was a dunce cap that had to be worn a couple of pants ins in a row. Other than that, it was standard.

[Brandon]

Did you just have a dunce cap on hand?

[Mark]

Yeah, we have.

[Dan]

We have a cone.

[Mark]

We have a cone. We have a dunce cone. I gotta get started on the burgers, but I'll.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mark]

If I get a picture of the crocodile, send it to TJ or the alligator.

[Nick]

Well, since you were around your parents, did you ask about Mark's jerseys that you owe him?

[Kate]

It's a great point.

[Mark]

I forgot about that.

[Nick]

I bet you did.

[Mark]

They're kind of. They might be losing it mentally and like physically. So I don't know.

[Brandon]

Oh, no. I'm really sorry.

[Mark]

Well, not actually. Not.

[Kate]

All right, so we should go get them now.

[Mark]

Still in their 60s, but we should go. We should get them before.

[Kate]

Yeah, we should go get 20 years.

[Mark]

They're in good health. They're in good health.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We have 20 years to get it.

[Mark]

My parents, the jerseys. I don't know, but I. I don't want the.

[Nick]

You should get them this summer. You should go ahead and get them.

[Mark]

Well, you can. We can get them together. I don't know if I want to do that with you. How about this?

[Kate]

Let's hate go with you. Let Tate go with you and document the journey to find them.

[Mark]

Okay, that's fine.

[Dan]

We can do it with the negotiation.

[Kate]

That was easy with Mark.

[Dan]

No, no, Mark does not.

[Kate]

No, Tate will go and you.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Jeff Nadu]

Right.

[Mark]

We gotta try. Yes. We gotta track down exactly where they could.

[Kate]

Tate's like the best journalist in America right now.

[Mark]

All right, we'll talk.

[Kate]

We'll just cover this.

[Mark]

Probably a summer activity.

[Nick]

Yeah. We're running out.

[Kate]

That's why we want to do it now.

[Mark]

It's probably the fall. Probably a winter activity.

[Nick]

You just said summer.

[Mark]

Because we have to go to somewhere warm, so. Yeah, it's the winter.

[Dan]

Wait, what?

[Nick]

Yeah, it hates to go somewhere warm.

[Dan]

I thought you're making burgers. They're not in Minnesota.

[Nick]

Yeah, they're in Florida.

[Kate]

He believes they're in Florida. Starting to think maybe he's losing it.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Just lying about the.

[Nick]

He himself told that story with relative ease. We asked about the sandcastles. He said, well, actually, that's embarrassing.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Very embarrassing.

[Brandon]

But he was right.

[Gaz]

He's right.

[Nick]

I saw a point on the Internet the other day. It was actually DM to me. Donnie. Donnie seems pretty unassailable in guest of the year rankings, but Buddy Deutsch is going to be a problem come into the year.

[Brandon]

Gonna be tough.

[Nick]

It's gonna be a hell of a race this year.

[Haley]

Yep.

[Kate]

Oh, Buddy Deutsch.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He gave us everything, especially if it comes to camp.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do we have an update on that?

[Kate]

Can we make sandcastles? A camp?

[Nick]

We have the sand.

[Kate]

There's sand, right?

[Nick]

There was water. Not a lot, but there was a little. Yeah, there's sand.

[Haley]

Yeah, there's a little sand.

[Brandon]

You just gotta get the right pail.

[Nick]

I don't know if there's castle building sand, you know?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

We could ship some sand in.

[Dan]

Kyle?

[Gaz]

Yes?

[Dan]

Are you mad at Zach?

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Dan]

Did you hear what. What Zach's been doing?

[Gaz]

No.

[Dan]

Zach is six one, man.

[Gaz]

He.

[Dan]

He tells everyone he's five' eleven.

[Gaz]

I love that.

[Rico]

Why?

[Gaz]

I do that too.

[Brandon]

No, but what do you say you are?

[Gaz]

I'm 5 11.

[Jeff Nadu]

Right.

[Dan]

But to, like. It feels like it's like kind of a slap in people's faces.

[Tate]

Oh.

[Gaz]

Like, it's like, I go to a school in near Boston.

[Dan]

Yeah. Like, he's like. He's over 6ft, and he's just walking around saying he's 5 11.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Why is he doing that?

[Dan]

He says he.

[Haley]

He.

[Dan]

He knows that he's 5 11. He doesn't know if he's like, over six feet, but he is, so he's being humble.

[Haley]

Trying to be.

[Gaz]

Yeah, Right. I understand. Putting it in, like, a dating profile or telling people via text, like, hey, I'm 5 11. Then you surprise them.

[Rico]

Right.

[Dan]

But he just says that and then like, I guess he was at the bar and there was like multiple people who were 6ft and he was taller than them.

[Gaz]

Damn. I guess it doesn't matter height, right?

[Dan]

Yeah. True, true, true. It was fun night Friday though, Steven.

[Gaz]

Did anyone get to anything?

[Dan]

I think there were some. Some of that.

[Rico]

Yeah.

[Dan]

But I don't know. I left after the game.

[Haley]

It was fun though. It was a perfect. It was like perfect night. It was so pretty at the stadium too. And like. Yeah, it was good.

[Dan]

I didn't like that the white boy, Rick, I think probably Stephen J. Made him tweet it. Being like, look how locked in he is with like two outs to go down three. Leaving out the context that Stephen Shea bet the Cubs plus two and a half.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So he did.

[Stephen]

He didn't know that.

[Dan]

Bet for the Cubs to lose, basically.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Stephen]

No, then they could win.

[Dan]

Yeah, I know. But if they. If they lose by two, you're happy.

[Stephen]

Not necess happy, but.

[Dan]

Well, yeah. You won your back.

[Nick]

You are locked in.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Me and Doug are betting next batter and stuff. It's fun.

[Dan]

It's a good time. We had.

[Brandon]

The rooftops are sick.

[Dan]

Yeah. Is that for some reason? We've done it two years in a row and it's like it always just. There's a nice squat. It's just me, Titus, Big T and Ebo. Two years in a row in the back. Yeah, we just ended up just hanging out.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Having a great time.

[Kate]

I did the228 challenge successfully.

[Gaz]

Two beers.

[Kate]

Two beers, two hot dogs. Eight innings.

[Stan]

Love.

[Brandon]

That's impressive.

[Dan]

Oh, I guess I did the 228 as well.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers.

[Kate]

Eight cheeseburgers,

[Dan]

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[Brandon]

Delicious.

[Kate]

Can someone fill me in on what's going on with Bush? Yeah, I saw there was drama. I. I can't make sense of it. I never can. I love all those boys.

[Brandon]

These boys are lightning rods for heat.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Dave Portnoy said on web this morning his words, not mine. They are close to being shut down. But Sass. So Sass tweeted about Austin the other day and said you're going to be a full. Going back to full time assistant. Is there actual beef there? Are they play? I don't seems like it.

[Brandon]

I don't know if it's real.

[Haley]

So Austin, right?

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Haley]

He is kind of in control of the finances of Bush Gaming.

[Brandon]

No.

[Tate]

Was.

[Nick]

He's washed his hands of it.

[Haley]

Oh, he's washed his hands of it now. Now. And so then after they lost, I guess he kind of snarkily tweeted GG like good game.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Dan]

Blah blah.

[Haley]

And so that's when Sass was like right back at him. GG go back to being or something like that.

[Dan]

Go back to full time assistant. Yeesh.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Dan]

So I also.

[Brandon]

But the coach is also mad at the players.

[Dan]

Yeah. I think they all were turning on each other.

[Haley]

Mad at everyone.

[Brandon]

It's been very fun.

[Gaz]

This is better case scenario than them just doing well.

[Brandon]

It seems like the real issue was there was no practice.

[Dan]

No practice, no scrims. Yep.

[Brandon]

Scrimmage.

[Dan]

Yes. Some of the shorthand I don't follow very well.

[Brandon]

Same but.

[Haley]

So Austin's not involved at all anymore. Was that his choice or was that.

[Dan]

That was his choice a couple weeks ago.

[Brandon]

I think they chalked scrims with faze yesterday which.

[Tate]

So that was after.

[Brandon]

Oh, that was bait to do after

[Mincy]

they had been eliminated from the challengers league, which is like the minor leagues. Essentially the. One of the pro teams that was still in the pro finals was gonna use them as practice scrims. Yes. What's offering to pay them to practice to help them warm up for the final.

[Gaz]

Pretty cool.

[Mincy]

And they were just like, nah.

[Dan]

Why?

[Mincy]

I think they just didn't want to go and I don't know, it sounded like they just like, didn't want to do it. And everybody was like, that's bad etiquette from these players that are trying to make it into the pro league.

[Dan]

You got to scrim if someone asks you to scrim.

[Nick]

Tj, my hands up for a question, especially face. Brandon, I'm going to ask you. Is this a sport that has a season like. This was a season ending loss.

[Mincy]

This was the championship. Yeah. This was the last event of the season. Yes.

[Nick]

When does it fire back up?

[Mincy]

When the new game comes out.

[Dan]

Which is when?

[Gaz]

In the fall.

[Kate]

Tj, put this in. Put this in NFL terms.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Team that was expected to at least make it to the super bowl, eliminated in the second round.

[Dan]

But not the Super.

[Mincy]

Didn't. Didn't make it to the conference finals,

[Dan]

but not the Super.

[Nick]

We expected them to make the Super Bowl.

[Dan]

It's not the end of challengers, okay.

[Mincy]

This is the. The highest level that they could have.

[Dan]

And there was a player that like, disappeared and went to the hospital.

[Stephen]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I don't know what the details were on that story. And then also the coach was like, then like drunk on like a podcast saying stuff that may or may not have been true. That.

[Nick]

Wait, who's the coach? And there's a coach.

[Brandon]

Temp.

[Mincy]

Temp.

[Brandon]

Temps. The coach.

[Mincy]

All the.

[Gaz]

All the.

[Mincy]

Every card.

[Nick]

I can't get a permanent coach.

[Mincy]

No, his name is.

[Brandon]

His name's Temp.

[Mincy]

Good joke, though.

[Gaz]

So this seems all better for fanfare.

[Brandon]

Definitely.

[Stan]

Right.

[Gaz]

From a content perspective.

[Nick]

All right, all right, all right, all right, real quick.

[Brandon]

But it's the off season.

[Nick]

There's a coach, there's an owner. That was Austin.

[Brandon]

This was never an owner.

[Nick]

I thought Dave gave Austin ownership.

[Brandon]

I think he was in charge of financials.

[Nick]

I thought that made him the owner.

[Brandon]

Oh, fuck.

[Nick]

Okay, so Dave is still the owner. There's a coach, there's an owner. Jerry Sass and MOOC are what, 0% owners? Are they coaches?

[Mincy]

No.

[Nick]

Are they?

[Kate]

Oh, what?

[Brandon]

They're like the. The front facing the mouth? They're the entertainment. They're the front office entertainment sector.

[Gaz]

The mcs, the executive producers.

[Nick]

There's.

[Kate]

Players have no financial stake in it. Huh, I didn't know that.

[Nick]

So they don't play and they don't have financial stake, but they are the front facing. We're showing this to the world through our eyes. That's what they are.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but they do play. No, isn't Sass good.

[Nick]

They play not to this play on the team.

[Mincy]

They play the same way like we play five on five in the office after work on Friday. Poorly recreationally.

[Kate]

Okay. But this might be a good thing for them.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If this is just what they carve out for themselves.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

There's also a gm.

[Kate]

It seems like it's.

[Nick]

There's a what?

[Dan]

There's gm.

[Mincy]

There's also a gm.

[Nick]

Who's gm?

[Mincy]

Jace.

[Dan]

Jace?

[Nick]

Who's that?

[Dan]

I've seen that name.

[Gaz]

Yeah, me too.

[Mincy]

He's been in the office.

[Nick]

I, I, I, I just, I'm not.

[Brandon]

I, I think are maybe our numbers and Jerry.

[Tate]

Cool.

[Dan]

Yeah. No numbers is Jerry.

[Gaz]

Yeah, that is a guy.

[Dan]

Numbers DM me yesterday.

[Brandon]

What did numbers do?

[Nick]

Numbers doesn't have your number.

[Dan]

He said, hey, I've never met him. I would happily give him my number. He said, hey, Dan, this is Nick, Jerry's friend. We spoke on the phone a couple times before. I don't know if you remember me. I'm the guy who Jerry tried to hook up with Hannah. And you shut it down immediately. Understandably so, but still hurt a bit recently. Saw your interview with Tony Romo. I don't know if you know this, but I am his number one supporter. I was thinking maybe to make it sting a little less, you could send him a text and tell him I said hello. Maybe set up a meet and greet phone number call from.

[Brandon]

Oh, he is Jerry.

[Dan]

He's Jerry.

[Nick]

That's okay.

[Dan]

He's Jerry to the point where.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Dan]

He thinks that whoever I interview, I now am in good enough friends. I can be like, hey, I get your number one supporter.

[Nick]

I'd like to set up a meet and greet.

[Dan]

Can I give him your number? Oh, he's on the prowl.

[Gaz]

Yeah,

[Haley]

no, he's just playing for bush.

[Brandon]

I saw somebody dressed up as a fairy in the venue. Shoot me a dm.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's good.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I saw they tweeted out Family Feud this Thursday.

[Kate]

Easy.

[Nick]

Brandon is Thursday or tomorrow, so 23rd.

[Dan]

Oh, it is Thursday. It was the 21st for some reason. Celebrity Family Feud. Me and my family are going to be playing for the Ronald McDonald House of Dallas.

[Rico]

Let's meet the contestants in my family.

[Dan]

First we got my twin brother, Ace.

[Stan]

Phil.

[Rico]

Number one.

[Gaz]

Poor guy.

[Nick]

Some people.

[Dan]

Older brother Hunter.

[Rico]

No.

[Kate]

Billy.

[Nick]

Fucky mama.

[Mincy]

Flag.

[Tate]

Flag.

[Kate]

My mom.

[Jeff Nadu]

Dad.

[Kate]

Flag.

[Brandon]

Kate, what do you think of the siblings?

[Haley]

My mouth is.

[Nick]

Let's see how we do.

[Dan]

Father team. We are playing for lifeline animal project.

[Tate]

Ms. Peaches.

[Dan]

Pete, here's the Team here.

[Rico]

Whitney.

[Tate]

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Dan]

We need to win.

[Rico]

Win.

[Gaz]

We win.

[Jeff Nadu]

That's what we all winners.

[Dan]

Oh, man, that's going to be great. Stu. Stu just. He's in Italy sending me updates every day from Italy. Yeah.

[Gaz]

What's new with him?

[Dan]

He just. He said the only thing he packed

[Gaz]

was Viagra for himself.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Dan]

So I miss Stu. I can't wait for back in the mix.

[Gaz]

Did you see him describing his last meal?

[Dan]

No.

[Brandon]

It's really good.

[Dan]

What do you mean? When did he. When do you say that?

[Gaz]

On Largest podcast.

[Dan]

Oh, he can eat. The guy can eat. He's gone to Eaters Anonymous like three times.

[Nick]

They're beating it every time.

[Dan]

Every single time. Every single time.

[Haley]

Food.

[Dan]

Stephen, what do you got?

[Stephen]

Can we talk about the World Cup?

[Dan]

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[Nick]

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[Dan]

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[Stephen]

I told Zah when I got in here, I think I'm out on soccer. It was.

[Nick]

Coverage was great.

[Stephen]

Coverage was great. The product was.

[Dan]

What did I say right before that game? Did I not call it?

[Stan]

He's like, all of America's gonna quit it.

[Dan]

I was like. I was like. Right before the game, I was like, there's a really good chance that Spain makes everyone hate soccer.

[Stan]

And we had the whole country too.

[Dan]

Yeah, that's what they do.

[Stephen]

It was so, so unwatchable. Like, kids were screaming to change the channel.

[Nick]

But it wasn't just Spain. It was Spain's dominance and it was Argentina's response to that dominance. All the flopping and the.

[Dan]

Well, that's because that was the only chance they had.

[Nick]

I know, but that's so outmatched. That's still. That. That's not watchable to a lot of Americans.

[Kate]

Oh, messy look. Messy tattle tale and tough look.

[Dan]

No, that's crazy. Gotta do it. Gotta do it. That's the rule.

[Kate]

Dude, goat dude.

[Dan]

You can't do that.

[Brandon]

You can't cover your mouth. That's.

[Dan]

Can't cover your mouth.

[Brandon]

That's like the number.

[Dan]

Oh, no. Spain was Spain. Spain was the best team so far. And away they lit up one goal.

[Nick]

Yeah, they are tournament. They made France look like that too. But right.

[Dan]

That France game was boring.

[Nick]

As too. But like that. That one Argentina guy when he had a ball going over his head and he was running and he just stopped so the guy would run into him. Like that was. That's.

[Dan]

Yeah, they got to do it. The housery. Yeah, they almost did. They almost pulled it off.

[Nick]

But the tournament was great.

[Kate]

Dressed a third place game, Steve.

[Dan]

That was fun.

[Stephen]

It was, but yeah, I did not watch the third place game.

[Nick]

Why are you so above this?

[Kate]

That was the most fun game of the tournament.

[Dan]

But yeah, what it's though. Do you not agree though? It's that you watch the NFL preseason.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's.

[Dan]

But yeah, like Mbappe won the Golden Boot because he scored the most goals. Yeah, that's.

[Kate]

Yeah. But if Mbappe beat someone other than Lionel Messi, would you care.

[Nick]

Were they gonna split it?

[Dan]

No, I'm just saying.

[Kate]

Well, it is, but this has been the rule forever, right?

[Dan]

I know, I know. I just think it's crazy, like the third place game, people, because they just basically stat padded.

[Kate]

I think I might be anti Messi. I think that's kind of why. I don't know. It's washing over.

[Dan]

Yes.

[Stan]

Titus.

[Kate]

Yeah, I don't know. I think it just sort of happened watching the final.

[Dan]

He's 39 years old.

[Kate]

I think him tattling. I was. I think everyone was like, Argentina is very unlikable, but at least they have Messi. And then I was watching in the final mess.

[Dan]

Great. Sir, he had to. Is that standard Z?

[Kate]

Imagine another goat doing that.

[Dan]

He had to. They were so outmatched.

[Nick]

Michael Jordan.

[Kate]

Yeah. MJ be like, sir, he dressed.

[Stan]

No, Denny. It's the first time it's been.

[Kate]

I was like, wait a second.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Stan]

It was in response to a. A Vinicious Jr. Racism incident.

[Brandon]

So, like, every soccer fan was like, that's a move.

[Dan]

You don't normally see that.

[Rico]

It.

[Stan]

It was the first time. First time we've seen it pretty much this tournament was.

[Dan]

This year was the first time.

[Stan]

The rule was the tournament was not even this year.

[Nick]

Did anybody get red carded for. In the tournament?

[Dan]

Yes. In the group stage.

[Kate]

Yeah, one guy.

[Dan]

There we go.

[Stan]

Boom.

[Dan]

That's what it was, Stephen. It was basically like watching a. Like a AFC north game where they're just punting back and forth in seven to three. That's what it was.

[Stephen]

The collision where the guy went head over heels at the end of the first half was so funny. But outside of that, the game was terrible.

[Kate]

That was funny.

[Stephen]

Halftime show, though.

[Dan]

Yeah, get the Muppets.

[Brandon]

That's a huge get.

[Dan]

Shakira and Bieber.

[Stephen]

Bieber was weird.

[Dan]

Ted Lasso.

[Brandon]

You didn't like that? He did a slow song.

[Stephen]

Yeah. Also, you got one song, right.

[Dan]

Was that not the most. I was saying this, like. Did you guys watch the beginning before the game started? No, that was the most. Most, like, obvious. No, duh. Tom Cruise is gonna in, like, introduce the whole game.

[Kate]

Yeah, we got double Cruise.

[Dan]

He's always like, if there's a global audience. Tom Cruise. He has nothing to do with soccer. Yeah, of course Tom Cruise will do this.

[Kate]

But he. He talked live. And then they're like, let's throw it to the. Yeah, the pre produced thing. Yeah, it was Tom Cruise again. It's double Tom Cruise.

[Dan]

Oh, man. So you're out on soccer, Stephen.

[Stephen]

It was. It was a tough watch. I had to take after. And obviously I'm American, I'm biased and I like football. I would rather.

[Dan]

It's not obvious.

[Stephen]

Clean shot. Clean shot. I would rather watch the NFL preseason Hall of Fame game. No, I don't even think it's.

[Dan]

Totally disagree.

[Kate]

World cup final.

[Dan]

Couldn't disagree more. The NFL hall of Fame game, you don't see even play anyone anymore after the first drive.

[Nick]

It's. It's useless.

[Dan]

It's not even the first drive.

[Stan]

Oh, you're right.

[Stephen]

You don't play anyone more action than yesterday.

[Nick]

Not really, though.

[Kate]

I mean, but there have been. There was like super Argentina to get

[Stephen]

a shot on goal.

[Nick]

But Steven, there was like. There was a moment, like, in extra time, in stoppage and extra time where you're like, is Argentina gonna fucking steal this?

[Dan]

Yeah, right. That was the whole. That was the Draw. Like the game was bad. The drama was. Was elite in the fact that Argentina was so over outmatched and they somehow got to penalties.

[Nick]

And the Spain. The Spain goal was fucking sick. That pass back where he. Where he hit it back towards the field to play, that was incredible.

[Dan]

They almost got to penalties. Like that was the whole goal. Because like if they got the penalties, they could have easily won the game and it would have been like an all time. How did this team win? But yeah, I mean, it wasn't. I'm not defending the actual gameplay. I. I was. Every time they would just get it and they would just be like, you know what? Let's pass it all the way back to the goalie.

[Nick]

But this can happen.

[Dan]

Try. They'd be like standing like 15ft from. From the goal and they'd be like, let's reset. Let's go all the way.

[Nick]

It's gonna happen in the final, right? When one team is so much.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And it happens in football all the time. Yeah.

[Dan]

This is Spain.

[Kate]

Add football games all happened in the Super Bowl.

[Dan]

Spain.

[Kate]

Yeah. Super bowl is not good this year.

[Dan]

Spain perfects. Like. Remember people hated the Tiki Taka.

[Stan]

Yeah. They used to just pick from the same.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Stan]

From same folks. They keep the ball.

[Dan]

To think they just. All they do is pass it to each other and they just keep it away. They play monkey in the middle.

[Stan]

A final. You're gonna do. You're gonna do what you have to do. Argentina had to do that to stay alive. Because if they tried to play like Spain did, they would have been blown out completely. You would have enjoyed that. But they plan to win, right?

[Stephen]

As. As a person trying to. I would. It was an appointment television. It was like, everyone in the world's gonna be watching this. We're all gonna watch this snooze fest.

[Kate]

That's so funny. The third place game was right up your alley and you didn't even give it a chance. Third place game was like everything you would have wanted in soccer, Steve.

[Stephen]

Yeah. I mean, if there were stakes on it, then I would have watched. Third place. Is that who.

[Kate]

Who won there were worse. Yeah.

[Stephen]

Are they going back to a hero's welcome?

[Nick]

Not a hero's welcome, but. No, but if they're better than losing. Yeah.

[Brandon]

They both went like.

[Stephen]

Didn't they. Didn't the main guys, like get subbed out almost instantly or pretty.

[Mincy]

No.

[Dan]

Bobby played like the whole time. Pretty much, yeah.

[Nick]

And Jude Bellingham scored in the last. He scored the last goal.

[Kate]

But what is that? Yeah.

[Dan]

They should put Stakes on it. It should be like, automatic. Qualified for the next World cup or something.

[Stephen]

That'd be cool, even.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, it was. That was an awesome game.

[Dan]

So sick.

[Kate]

So, like I was watching a video game.

[Gaz]

Nothing to lose. So is the takeaway that soccer is a product for Americans?

[Nick]

That World cup was great. I thought it was my favorite summer. Summer distraction in a long, long time.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's including any Olympics. And that was great. That was a great month of sports.

[Dan]

Yeah. And it's on dirt. Like, that's why the one four years ago sucked, because they did it during December.

[Nick]

Yeah. I'm going to miss it every day.

[Dan]

And we're getting the World cup again.

[Nick]

12 years.

[Dan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Not that I'll be around, but Chicago better get a game. It's Chicago. Didn't get it. Didn't get involved in this thing.

[Dan]

Good for it. We're gonna get it again, right?

[Stan]

Most likely.

[Dan]

Yeah. Most likely because of the whole continent

[Nick]

thing that they're massaging the next one to knock out two continents at 1A3.

[Dan]

Three.

[Jeff Nadu]

They're doing.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Doing a game in Australia.

[Stan]

Yeah. So South America for the. For the.

[Dan]

Oh, South America.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Stan]

The South America is the north grow ones. Africa is Morocco, Europe is Portugal, and.

[Dan]

And then they're doing the next one is Saudi Arabia. Saudi Arabia, Middle east, and back to.

[Stan]

Back to North America.

[Nick]

Who's gonna be the main host next time? Is it mostly gonna be in Spain

[Dan]

and Portugal or I would imagine Spain.

[Mark]

Right.

[Stan]

That's a point of contention right now, if I'm not mistaken.

[Haley]

Okay.

[Stan]

Of which who gets the important games and all that?

[Nick]

I imagine like Barcelona or Madrid gets the final.

[Kate]

Right.

[Nick]

I mean, it's not.

[Stan]

Yeah. I assume they got the new estate.

[Nick]

I assume that said Barcelona.

[Dan]

Barcelona.

[Nick]

Is it Barcelona?

[Dan]

Barcelona.

[Gaz]

Yeah, they say that.

[Nick]

Sorry.

[Haley]

I love that sports talk. Hey, you guys see Jimothy the raccoon with short spine? Yeah.

[Nick]

Talked about this. Oh, we did, didn't we not?

[Dan]

No.

[Nick]

Oh, we talk about Jimothy. We talked about Jimmy.

[Dan]

Wait, he's got rabies, right?

[Brandon]

No, no, he's got a little.

[Haley]

He's got a short little body.

[Dan]

Wait, he's got rabies, though, in the daytime? Yeah, that's concerning.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they're going to have to.

[Nick]

I'm not putting Jimothy down, guys.

[Mark]

No.

[Haley]

I'm obsessed with him. There's pictures of him as a baby.

[Dan]

Get Jimothy out of here.

[Nick]

What? You. You can't have been on Muang the way you were and now you're not on.

[Haley]

Are you kidding?

[Gaz]

That's pretty good.

[Kate]

That's horrifying. All right.

[Haley]

Oh, he's cute. He's.

[Kate]

And he's like, that's adorable.

[Brandon]

That's cute.

[Haley]

He's chilling with his family.

[Brandon]

Is he in, like, constant pain?

[Haley]

I don't think so. He's like, always out scavenging. The neighborhood loves him. Jimothy.

[Kate]

I don't like his name. I will say he is cute as hell.

[Haley]

But you don't like. I like everything about him.

[Kate]

Jimothy's a terrible.

[Haley]

As long as he's not in pain.

[Kate]

Jimothy is like a Reddit. That's right.

[Brandon]

That's an epic.

[Kate]

Mustache on their finger.

[Brandon]

Called themselves don't love Jimothy.

[Haley]

Come on, look, he's got friends.

[Dan]

He's doing parents. Parents.

[Nick]

That's his parents.

[Mark]

Oh, come on.

[Dan]

Are we not concerned that these raccoons are out in the middle of the day? I thought that was very consistent.

[Kate]

Is that a thing? Yeah, throughout the day. They have rabies?

[Dan]

Pretty much. They're not. They're not day animals.

[Jeff Nadu]

No.

[Kate]

I knew that. But I guess, yeah, like it's a

[Dan]

tell that they're out isn't always a sign. But it's very common for mothers to forage for extra food for their kids.

[Nick]

Seattle's probably a very raccoon friendly environment that they're not worried about being out in the day.

[Haley]

Right? What?

[Dan]

I ain't with the day raccoon.

[Gaz]

Hell no.

[Kate]

No.

[Dan]

They should be sleeping.

[Kate]

Hell no.

[Dan]

Hell no. See, raccoon in yard is perfectly normal for a Kinsburg.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. They can do whatever they want.

[Brandon]

That's good. Glad Jimothy's just needs a new.

[Mark]

New name.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Plus it's, you know, Pacific Co is west coast time.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Get up earlier.

[Stan]

I don't.

[Nick]

I don't be knowing. I don't. I'm just saying.

[Dan]

You're just saying to say.

[Nick]

I'm just saying to say, brother

[Kate]

Brandon, you ready for college football? You getting the itch now?

[Nick]

I am.

[Dan]

What was that clip today you were flipping over?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. Dave was just doing his Michigan thing, so I just flip over.

[Dan]

Okay.

[Nick]

Ah.

[Haley]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Do you have like a bunch of takes prepped for your solo show?

[Nick]

I'm ready. I'm ready. Two weeks. Two weeks from today.

[Kate]

You're gonna bring the heat.

[Nick]

Probably gonna bring the heat.

[Stephen]

Titus.

[Kate]

Love that y. I'll be tuned in then. In that case, I will be tuned in.

[Nick]

Yep. Brandon Walker, college football. There he is.

[Haley]

Oh, elevating it.

[Nick]

What's he got on his phone?

[Kate]

Why is Minzy drop the order.

[Dan]

I don't know if this whole, like, elevator being down thing is a good idea if he's gonna sit there.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Dan]

Lutman. That might have backfired.

[Mincy]

It doesn't look a good position for your ankle.

[Jeff Nadu]

If it's.

[Nick]

He's got. His ankle's on top of his broken ankle.

[Dan]

Should he be in your pain right now?

[Brandon]

He's using it as an ottoman.

[Mincy]

Broken ankle.

[Nick]

Are people signing his sock?

[Brandon]

Looks like it.

[Dan]

I think you agree it's a mistake.

[Nick]

Is that T. Bob?

[Dan]

He's so pathetic.

[Stephen]

Come on.

[Dan]

What?

[Gaz]

He is.

[Dan]

I mean, the. He didn't shower for four days. He fell down using crutches. What other word am I supposed to use in pathetic? Is that not a fact?

[Brandon]

No, you're right.

[Dan]

Like, I've never seen a broken ankle take someone down like this. Like, kids get broken ankles, and they're just fine.

[Brandon]

You're just. You're on him, and he can't do anything about. He's right there in front of the screen. Oh, man,

[Nick]

I can't look.

[Dan]

All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Dan]

Give it a good stretch. Good, good, good, good, good stretch.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Haley]

There you go.

[Dan]

Stretch it. All right. See for.

[Rico]

Love, you guys.

[Mincy]

Thanks for watching. See you tomorrow. Like the stream. Bye.