Reed and His Roommate Pete Are The Chillest Dudes In America | The Yak 4-1-26

Summary

The Yak – Episode Summary

Episode Title: Reed and His Roommate Pete Are The Chillest Dudes In America
Date: April 1, 2026
Hosts: Barstool Yak crew – Big Cat, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag, Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Hank, Danny Hurley, plus numerous recurring Barstool personalities
Theme: April Fools, Barstool hijinks, Memorable staff moments, and a closer look at Reed and his legendary roommate Pete

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Overall Episode Overview

This April Fools’ Day episode captures peak Barstool Yak energy: prank stories, inside jokes, office antics, and extended segments riffing on work culture, internet drama, and the oddball personalities who make up the Barstool staff. The episode’s heart is the celebration of Reed and his ultra-chill roommate Pete, who steal the show with their humble routines and wholesome friendship. Along the way, the Yakers give us tales of failed pranks, awkward emails, the saga of missing Girl Scout cookies, staff interviews, a debate about April Fools’ Day, pranks gone wrong, and a wild “Wet Wheel” finale.

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1. April Fools’ Day at Barstool (00:13–10:11)

• The crew shares their takes on April Fools, with Big Cat expressing frustration at online April Fools pranks and "try-hard" tweets.
  • Quote: “April Fools sucks online. It's just...everyone’s trying to be funny. I get it, there’s good effort.” – Big Cat [00:33]
• Recall of classic Barstool and PMT April Fools moments—pranking coworkers, fake announcements, and the game's joys and perils.
• Discussion of Jerry Sandusky (the sports announcer), with jokes about the difficulty of his name and the risks of making real announcements on April 1.
• Office prank anecdotes: fake emails, parents’ pranks as kids, and the infamous “brown E’s” (paper “brown E” cut-outs).

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2. Office Pranks and Girl Scout Cookie Fiasco (10:12–23:00)

• Kate pranks the crew with classic "brown E's" under their seats.
• Nick relates traumatic April Fools from his family, like being tricked into moving into a house full of guinea pigs.
• Deep dive: Hank’s Girl Scout Cookie saga:
  • Hank orders two boxes of cookies from a coworker's daughter's troop, doesn't get them after a month, and emails the troop (unaware the coworker was dealing with personal issues).
  • Teasing ensues, with the crew incredulous at someone emailing the Girl Scouts over two boxes.
  • Quote: “Girl Scout cookies are the ultimate, you buy them and they show up…at some point.” – Big Cat [14:46]
  • The office tries to explain to Hank why this makes him a character in his own Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
  • General theme: sometimes the Barstool cast “can’t help but become the butt of the joke.”

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3. Barstool’s Memorable Collectibles & Oddities (05:53–09:44, 23:00–29:52)

• The Yak gang discusses collecting bizarre memorabilia (e.g., urinals, attendance banners, fake championship banners).
  • Quote: “My goal is to buy junk that no one else wants.” – Big Cat [06:11]
• TV banners and other quirky collectibles as office décor and status objects.
• Adult “collectibles” and their tongue-in-cheek approach to office curation.

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4. April Fools’ and Social Media Fiascoes (29:53–39:23)

• More pranks: social media hoaxes, misspelled trade announcements, staffers repeatedly “getting got” despite being on guard.
• Riffing on work culture: staff vacation stories, group chat chaos, and the unique cast of Barstool personalities.
  • “How did you get these guys?”; “It’s like a sitcom, man.” – Big Cat [29:27 ff.]

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5. The Reed and Pete Saga (107:22–116:33; also earlier references)

• Reed, a humble video editor, is interviewed about his Barstool experience and newly-found Twitter fame after an earlier episode.
  • “Like, after The Yak, my phone started exploding...I don’t know what to say to them.” – Reed [107:29]
• The show gets obsessed with his roommate Pete, Reed’s childhood friend.
  • Heartwarming: the duo’s ultranormal home routine (steak dinners, cooking, sharing “buy one get one free” Chipotle texts).
  • They call Pete on air, plan to make him the center of a Yak YouTube thumbnail, and tease sharing a photo of Reed and Pete “ripping darts” on the stoop.
  • Quote: “He’s the homie, dude, he’s the homie. Shout out Pete!” – Reed [109:24]
  • “You should text me a picture of Pete and I’ll tweet it tonight.” – Big Cat [110:00]

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6. Office Life: Odd Undies, Absurd Adventures, and Travel Mishaps (30:00–33:07; 88:58–92:21)

• Reed’s “ripped underwear” incident—another low-key highlight of Barstool life.
• Discussion about staffers’ travel stories, including Moresh’s wrong-way crash in England, encounters with police in different legal systems, and dealing with Dave Portnoy’s wrath.

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7. Wet Wheel & Yak Rituals (85:08–131:00)

• The “Wet Wheel” returns: a wild, Russian Roulette-style office tradition where (almost) everyone dreads getting chosen to be soaked.
• Multiple spins, superstitions about “practice spins,” and rooting for (or against) certain staffers.
• Memorable exchange: “If it lands on wet on a practice, you have to suck my cock right now.” – Brandon Walker [85:50]
• Finalists: Reed (again), Brandon, Titus—ultimately, Titus “gets wet” as everyone laughs at the inane stakes.
• The crew plots strategy for future Wet Wheel spins, arguing over the ethics and odds.

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8. Office Antics: Food Challenges, Collectibles, and Content Experiments (97:00–102:21)

• Discussion about Deutsch’s (staffer) beer-drinking challenge: outlining U.S. states and having to drink a beer for each state as certain teams drop out of the college basketball tournament.
• Comparing the absurdity of office contests to “walking on the moon.”
• “Drinking 40 beers alone loses its shine—you need an audience!” – Big Cat [99:42]

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9. The Barstool Content Machine: Recaps, Drama, and the Riggs/Tiger Woods Debate (41:59–71:59)

• Riggs comes on to address the Tiger Woods controversy: Did he or did he not tell the company to not blog about Tiger’s DUI?
  • Riggs details his defense with timestamps of every message, heatedly explains the difference between inside jokes and public context.
  • Classic Barstool confusing-joke-becomes-internet-drama cycle.
  • “I would enjoy the benefit of the doubt…It feels a little nuts to me that people were going with the narrative that I tried to shut down Barstool Sports.” – Riggs [62:13]
  • Post-interview, Yak crew debates the episode’s seriousness, inside-vs.-outside Barstool content, and Riggs’ internet persona.
  • “It’s a semantics issue—he just said ‘our team’ … but it’s not crazy that people took it as Barstool.” – Big Cat [71:59]
  • “If you post a video maniacally laughing about defending Tiger Woods, people will draw conclusions…” – Danny Hurley [70:11]

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10. Miscellaneous Antics, Barstool News & Staff Chatter (throughout, 119:16–126:00)

• Staffers negotiate final four tickets, private jet drama (“Who got squeezed out of the jet?”), inside-joke updates.
• More random news: Barstool and Jeff Nadu’s contract, White Sox Dave’s bizarre trivia appearances, vending machine drama, and a lot of live reactions to events and office politics.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "April Fools sucks online…everyone’s trying to be funny." – Big Cat [00:33]
• "Girl Scout cookies are the ultimate...you buy them and they show up at some point." – Big Cat [14:46]
• “You bought two boxes of cookies – that’s an insane amount.” – Big Cat [21:39]
• “If it lands on wet on a practice, you have to suck my cock right now.” – Brandon Walker [85:50]
• “He’s the homie, dude, he’s the homie. Shout out Pete!” – Reed [109:24]
• “If I got that email and I was at Girl Scouts headquarters, I’d think this guy must have ordered a ton of cookies. Let me check…” – Kate [27:25]
• "I saw the cat tweeting me. That was trippy. I was in my room…in my bed." – Reed, describing newfound Yak fame [108:27]
• "You should text me a picture of Pete and I’ll tweet it tonight.” – Big Cat [110:00]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:13–10:11: April Fools discussions, pranks, and social media commentary
• 10:12–23:00: Girl Scout Cookie saga and Brown “E’s” prank
• 29:53–39:23: Staff vacation/office life stories, Reed & Pete intro
• 85:08–131:00: Wet Wheel spin drama, rituals, and results
• 107:22–116:33 (+ scattered): Reed and Pete lore, “meet Pete” climax
• 41:59–71:59: Riggs joins to discuss Tiger Woods blogging controversy
• 97:00–102:21: Beer state-drinking challenge logistics and banter

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Structure (Quick Reference)

• April Fools culture and stories
• In-office pranks and anecdotal trauma
• The Girl Scout Cookie "crisis" and staff teasing
• Reed and Pete: the wholesome centerpiece
• Quirky memorabilia and the Barstool content ethos
• "Wet Wheel"—the central ritual
• Barstool drama: own goals, contracts, and internet rumor mill
• Staff spotlights and content, trivia, and live “office” storylines

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Tone and Language

The episode is irreverent, loose, and packed with inside jokes, playful teasing, and a mix of self-deprecation and bravado. The tone is “anything goes”—a true Barstool playground where prank victims and oddballs find the spotlight, and everyone tries (and mostly fails) to avoid the Wet Wheel.

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Perfect for Listeners Who...

• Want a slice of Barstool culture—past and present
• Love workplace shenanigans, prank stories, and group dynamics
• Enjoy watching unlikely staffers (like Reed and Pete) become cult figures
• Appreciate long-form, conversational, and chaotic live podcasting

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, Yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Big Cat]

Hello, it's the yak. Welcome in cellbucoffee.com stoublucoffee.com ready to drink cans Cold brew Ground beans, Whole beans saving dogs sellbucoffee.com not decaf Stella Blue. We did a. We did a April Fools and I was.

[Brandon Walker]

Were people pissed?

[Big Cat]

No, I actually was like, I'm not interacting with this tweet because I don't. April fool sucks online.

[Nick Riggs]

You don't sign off on the idea of the tweet.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's just. It's hard, man. It's hard because everyone's trying to. Trying to be. Be fun. I get it. There's good effort.

[Brandon Walker]

It's disheartening to see people that you respect get got though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, there's some though, like there's people I love who are doing it and it's like, like, no, I'm not gonna put him on blasts.

[Danny Hurley]

Can I be a kiss ass for a second and say that? The pmt April Fools.

[Big Cat]

That was great. That was natural.

[Danny Hurley]

That was incredible.

[Big Cat]

That was as natural as it gets. Jerry. That was not like a planned thing. So I don't know if you guys saw this, but Jerry last year he. We pranked Max and he pretended to be Big Dom, remember? And he invited him to the White House, and then Max ended up getting a pity invite to the White House. So. So Jerry last week texted me and pfts like, what should we do for April Fools this year? Like that. This wasn't. Last year was completely organic. This like, we never thought like, oh, we're gonna be April Fool's show. Yeah, right. So this year he text. He's like, what should we do? Should I. Should I call in and pretend to be like Stefon Diggs for Hank or Gino Smith for memes? So yesterday we started the show and. And Max was like on high alert. I was like, max, we don't have anything planned. Jerry actually wanted to call in to do Gino for memes. And then in that moment, we're like, let's. Let's reverse this and have him call in to be Gino is for memes and. But not tell him that we've. We've talked about it. And then he called in his Gino and his Gino was so bad. And the whole time we obviously knew what he was. Cuz, like, it also so funny that he thought like he called my phone And I was like, oh, it's Gino Smith. Can you play the clip of his voice? He's going to call us. Yeah. So Jerry didn't know that Smith to prank that we were reversing. Hey, Gino. Pft commenter from part of my Take sports podcast. How did you find out that you

[Reed]

were going back to the Jets?

[Big Cat]

Well, AG gave me a call and said accent. Is that done?

[Tidy]

Supposedly, because it's crazy, because I. I played against coach Glenn.

[Gaz]

I played.

[Tidy]

I grew up in Miami watching him play.

[Big Cat]

And then he was actually on the stand when I first played. He's a real dude.

[Tidy]

He's a real dude. He has a calmness.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Memes are die hard jets fan. He's got a question. This was mean by memes, by the way. How you doing, Mr. Smith? Sorry, I'm. I'm nervous right now. He's pretty nervous. Okay, memes. So you played with jets legend Nick Mangold. Can you just talk about what he

[Brandon Walker]

was like as a teammate?

[Nick Riggs]

Jesus.

[Danny Hurley]

Oh, God.

[Gaz]

God.

[Big Cat]

And how you plan to bring that

[Brandon Walker]

pride back to the locker room?

[Big Cat]

You know, as.

[Tidy]

As a veteran, and I am a veteran. I take care of my body.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so now we're having Jerry join us, and we're going to pretend we're in the middle of a conversation. Oh, memes, we got a special guest for you. What's Jer? Special guest. Yeah, I got it. Does it say,

[Tidy]

oh,

[Big Cat]

Jerry, what does it say? It says. It says it's 2:35, and we're actually pranking you. You, Jerry, we got you good money. That was so bad. Jerry, you are not Gino Smith at all. So, Jer, Jerry sent us questions that he wanted us to ask. And then memes went off script. It was like, talk about Nick Bengal.

[Hank]

God, that is the perf way to do a fool's prank. Make it's way more embarrassing to think you're pranking someone and then they were laughing at you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, and then we were just sitting in the studio laughing him. And it also came out organic. Like, we weren't planning it. It just was like, yeah, let's actually have him call in and pretend to be Gino Smith. But, yeah, April Fools. I was saying that. Imagine being someone who has to announce something for real today. Like, you see the Ravens. This is doubly funny. The Ravens. Longtime announcer Jerry Sandusky. With a G. With a G, Yeah. Brutal.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened to him?

[Big Cat]

He announced his retirement today.

[Ankle]

Jerry.

[Big Cat]

Jerry said dusky.

[Reed]

You can't do that.

[Big Cat]

Jerry said dusky on April 1, I

[Danny Hurley]

think he knew what he was doing.

[Hank]

Yeah, you can't do that. I'd argue you can't be Jerry Sanders.

[Big Cat]

No, no. You gotta go by, like, G Dot. No. Yeah. I don't even know if you can go G. Sandusky's tough.

[Hank]

G. Sandusky.

[Brandon Walker]

Who could that be?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I think you got to go by Ed Sandusky. You got to change it.

[TJ]

You can.

[Nick Riggs]

I think you just change the Sandusky part.

[Hank]

Say you're Carl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy retirement to Sandusky.

[Big Cat]

Jerry Sandusky.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

But, yeah, there was. There was a few that were just like, come on, guys.

[Reed]

Did anybody think the urinal was one?

[Big Cat]

No, that one's real.

[Moresh Patel]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you can really.

[Big Cat]

The urinal came. It's arrived. Look at it.

[Tidy]

That's.

[Big Cat]

We didn't clean it at all.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's. That is really clear.

[Nick Riggs]

That is decades a pissed. Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna get it installed. It's gonna be operational and it's.

[Brandon Walker]

We're taking out the urinals and the. Yeah, nice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we're gonna have an operational trough in here.

[Kate]

White boy Rick was giddy. I've never seen anyone more excited for anything.

[Big Cat]

He just wants to see our dicks.

[Nick Riggs]

We're gonna be standing.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah, that's. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Gonna.

[Moresh Patel]

We're.

[Danny Hurley]

We will cross streams. Yeah, we talked about that.

[Nick Riggs]

Brain I'm going to use.

[Danny Hurley]

Been wanting this for a while.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's true. It's the same as the. My. My goal is to. Is to buy the junk that no one else wants.

[Hank]

And that's going in which bathroom?

[Big Cat]

Probably that one over there. Okay.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah. We're going to have the Will Compton museum and the urinal in the same bathroom.

[Big Cat]

I. Brandon, I actually understand your collectible, like, mindset. I just have it a little bit different than I want. I want shit that is just so ridiculous that no one wants.

[Nick Riggs]

I agree with that.

[Big Cat]

Like, so I want.

[Nick Riggs]

That's an electric feeling.

[Big Cat]

We're trying to get all the terrible. This happened last maybe a week ago on the streams when we were Talking about the St. Joseph's perfect season banner. We're trying to buy that. But, like, we found, like, the Colts banner. The Washington Mystics put up six banners that were. Each year that they led the WNBA in attendance. Imagine if we have a Washington Mystics attendance record banner in this office. Would be incredible.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Or like the Florida State. When Florida State. When Covid happened, Florida State hung a banner. Being, like, fourth in the ap. Number four.

[Brandon Walker]

They had a number four banner.

[Big Cat]

Number four in the AP When.

[Danny Hurley]

When the tournament got canceled, the rationalization was we. We kind of made a Final Four.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I want that banner.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah. There's no turnover that year.

[Hank]

State.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Imagine having not banner.

[Hank]

You can't do that as Florida State.

[Big Cat]

Right, but that's a big attendance.

[Hank]

Like if the arena itself should be kind of flexing that, I guess. But that's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, look at this. NCAA canceled. Imagine if we have this.

[Brandon Walker]

It doesn't say canceled, does it? That's fake.

[Big Cat]

No, that's real. That's a broadcast.

[Ankle]

That's.

[Hank]

That's a real banner.

[Big Cat]

That's from the broadcast even says cancel. So we need that.

[Hank]

I would like that.

[Big Cat]

I wanna. I want. That's a memorabilia I'm trying to collect. Yeah. April fool sucks.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's some that are just like, no effort. Like, my guy Kittle, he just tweeted that he's on the Jaguars now.

[Brandon Walker]

He just said, I'm on the jack.

[Big Cat]

I think it's just a picture of him. On the chat

[TJ]

I saw Fasoli tweeted off of barstool Boston like, A.J. brown to the Patriots. I'm like, who would get this? Ten minutes later, Dante's like, I gotta put my phone down for the day. I already got April Fool's twice. And that was.

[Hank]

That's what the holiday is for. Fasoli getting Dante.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, and Fasoli also, I think Foli did this in a way that, like, he's like, I don't want to get sued, so I'm going to spell Patriots wrong. That's got to be it, right?

[Nick Riggs]

The P Rots.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

No, that was be thinking.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Hank]

On his feet.

[Big Cat]

Dude. Dude, take that down. I'm going to kill you. I just texted like 20 different group threads that AJ Brown is a pat and to suck my balls on Odonte a man.

[Nick Riggs]

Huh?

[Big Cat]

I mean, how do you fall for that on April Fools?

[Brandon Walker]

Was Dante still at that beach birthday party? That's been like two months in Mexico.

[Danny Hurley]

Coming back, not a vacation.

[Big Cat]

But this is where the Jerry Sandusky, like, poor Jerry Sandusky. I think it's the first time someone's ever said that.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Congratulations though, dude. Go out to smokes and Annika, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was another one.

[Brandon Walker]

What did he say there?

[Hank]

That was brutal, right?

[Brandon Walker]

The only idea of a prank was him like, yeah, I a chick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Although it wasn't planned. King Crabby P and I are having a baby. Barstool baby. Maybe a thing after all. Okay.

[Hank]

Got her the laughing emoji to solidify.

[Big Cat]

Do you think Annika thought she Was pregnant for a second.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, fuck. You got me.

[Big Cat]

Holy shit. All right, so now with all that said, who should we get today?

[Kate]

I know somebody got me.

[Big Cat]

Did you just drink vodka?

[Kate]

I took a giant swig from my water bottle right before the show started.

[Brandon Walker]

Conrad.

[Kate]

Straight vodka. I don't know who.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what you get. And then Danny keeps on trying to put this one next to me. I was there, okay?

[TJ]

I was there. Kate signed me up for the army. I've gotten two emails in a text.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that true? Well, that makes this seem a little bit more tame.

[TJ]

I put a. I put a kick me sign on her back and she retaliated with that.

[Kate]

I did. You're going to get a lot of calls now.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, I feel like you would be the number one target for people.

[Nick Riggs]

I would think so. I've. I've always been. I gave up years ago of even trying to do April Fools. I just don't have that prank gene in me, so I don't even do it. But I. I've been pranked most of the time by my family. They would do it when I was 7, 8, 9, 10 years old. It was a yearly tradition.

[TJ]

Your dad would tell you he loves you.

[Nick Riggs]

Getting my hopes up and then crushing me.

[Brandon Walker]

My mom always threw snakes on you.

[Nick Riggs]

Threw snakes on me. Would hide in the bushes with masks on. Had it seemed like my favorite athlete was calling me.

[Brandon Walker]

Get you to buy a house then move, not live there.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah. That was her best one. That was her masterpiece.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna get Brandon to buy me a house. I'm gonna fill it with guinea pig. My dog's in Bam. Would do that to his dad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hank]

How many guinea pigs did you fill it with?

[Nick Riggs]

By the time she left, it was 14. It started at 2. It was 14. I have no idea how many it's up to now.

[Hank]

She stayed for how long?

[Nick Riggs]

About seven months.

[Big Cat]

What if she called you today and was like april Fools. Hope you didn't sell the house.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm coming back.

[Nick Riggs]

She's. She's in trouble.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kate]

Well, are you allowed to cheat on your diet at all?

[Nick Riggs]

You talking to me?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Tidy]

Oh.

[Nick Riggs]

That diet's been gone for a couple of weeks now.

[Kate]

Okay then. Everybody look under your seats.

[Nick Riggs]

You.

[Big Cat]

Uhoh.

[Nick Riggs]

Uhoh.

[Hank]

Letter.

[Nick Riggs]

What?

[Kate]

You guys like brownies?

[Big Cat]

Oh no.

[Nick Riggs]

Did this go off and I didn't know it? I slowly.

[Big Cat]

You gave us brownies?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Kate]

I saw in kindergarten does.

[Big Cat]

Losing it back there.

[Kate]

Thanks.

[Big Cat]

That. It's so bad. It might be good.

[Hank]

You're.

[Kate]

I saw a kindergartner teacher on Twitter this morning did that for his students, and then.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you thought it would be for us.

[Danny Hurley]

And you cut out a book of us.

[Hank]

Is pretty fair.

[Nick Riggs]

Pretty fair.

[Hank]

These aren't easy scissor maneuvers. No, this took a long time.

[Kate]

It was really frustrating. I used a box cutter. I almost hurt myself.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you, like, wake up early this morning to do this?

[Kate]

No, I did it, like 20 minutes ago.

[Big Cat]

I want brownies now.

[Kate]

Sorry.

[Big Cat]

This is the worst piss. I want brownies. What can we do? God damn it. Or maybe Girl Scout cookies.

[Nick Riggs]

I'd love some cookies. Then mints would hit.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Two boxes.

[Hank]

Two boxes.

[Nick Riggs]

We have the.

[Hank]

And I want.

[Nick Riggs]

We have to. Go ahead.

[Big Cat]

You talk to them.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, have you talked to.

[TJ]

It's not about him, right?

[Big Cat]

No, but have you. Have you texted him or.

[Nick Riggs]

No. Any of the principles.

[Big Cat]

See if his eyes. See if we got him up there.

[TJ]

Oh, he has no idea.

[Brandon Walker]

None.

[Danny Hurley]

Brownies.

[TJ]

Do we explain before?

[Nick Riggs]

This is my favorite thing that's happened in a while.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And I don't really know.

[Hank]

Sometimes we're. It's not a legal obligation we have.

[Danny Hurley]

Correct, but it's an obligation.

[Big Cat]

No, it's a legal obligation when. When. When something is said it's illegal. That is shocking. It has to come up on the show. Hello. Hey. Have you had a good April Fools? Maybe not.

[Danny Hurley]

You want a brownie? Yes.

[Big Cat]

You like them?

[Ankle]

I did actually like that one.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay, let me.

[Hank]

Do you actually like.

[Brandon Walker]

You have a sweet tooth. Like what.

[Big Cat]

What.

[Brandon Walker]

What types of desserts do you like?

[Ankle]

Cereal.

[Big Cat]

No cereal.

[Nick Riggs]

Like a dessert.

[Ankle]

Like a. I just had the last two nights. I ate two boxes of Girl Scout cookies.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, really? What's your favorite kind?

[Ankle]

There was thin mints and what's the coconut one?

[Nick Riggs]

Samoa.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. Oh, so you got them?

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Where did you get them?

[TJ]

Megan.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Nick Riggs]

You got it from Megan.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny Hurley]

Megan's little girl.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mutt]

Yeah.

[Hank]

When did you. Did you just pay for them?

[Ankle]

What was it, like?

[Gaz]

February.

[Big Cat]

February.

[Tidy]

January.

[Big Cat]

And then you got them when?

[Gaz]

Monday.

[Nick Riggs]

So a couple months? About a couple.

[Big Cat]

Were they late? Technically. Did you alert anyone that they were late?

[Brandon Walker]

Kinda.

[Big Cat]

I didn't know that Megan was gone when I first reached out. So Hanko. We found out Megan was gone a couple weeks, and Hanko bought Girl Scout cookies for Megan's daughter, and they were, by the way, a month and a half for Girl Scout cookies. Not that crazy. I feel like you. Girl Scout cookies are the ultimate. You buy them and then they show up at some point.

[Nick Riggs]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Some forget you bought them afterwards, but Hanko, we Found out today. Did you email the Girl Scouts multiple times asking where your cookies were when I did this? You fucking monster. You're a monster.

[TJ]

On top of Megan kind of having a rough month, which wasn't.

[Ankle]

I wasn't aware.

[Hank]

That's a big part of.

[Brandon Walker]

But she hasn't been here for a little bit.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Ankle]

Early on in the process, what did

[Nick Riggs]

you think of contacting her? No.

[Brandon Walker]

You wouldn't have contacted the troop? Kinda.

[Ankle]

I thought they were supposed to come directly to my house. And when they didn't and I didn't have any email update, I just reached out to them.

[Big Cat]

How many boxes did you buy too? This is insane, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

And so then with like everything going on and which I wasn't aware of, she got reached out to by her daughter's Girl Scout troop saying that there's was a complaint, which I wasn't aware.

[Ankle]

I didn't know that she was gone.

[Hank]

Two boxes, she got a call. Saying what?

[Brandon Walker]

I guess that there was a. A Matt Hen. Did you email or call?

[TJ]

He was a real talker too.

[Ankle]

I just went through the process that they have in the email, which is like reach out to us and email.

[Brandon Walker]

So you what, you.

[Big Cat]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You emailed?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then what'd you do?

[Nick Riggs]

Waited.

[Big Cat]

I just didn't even know you followed up or no. On the email.

[Ankle]

No. They asked me if I got him and I just didn't even respond to that.

[Nick Riggs]

So you never.

[Brandon Walker]

What did your initial email say, Danny?

[Kate]

What did I think the initial email say?

[TJ]

Well, I'm trying to think. Do you get an email from them? If you just went directly to Megan, like, why would you be getting an email?

[Ankle]

Because you still order through, like the Girl Scouts.

[Big Cat]

Have you ever ordered Girl Scouts?

[Danny Hurley]

How much was. How much for two boxes?

[Big Cat]

Like $12.

[Ankle]

This wasn't a financial thing. It was. I wanted the cookie,

[Big Cat]

But two boxes,

[Hank]

that's so funny, dude.

[Big Cat]

Girl Scout cookies, the way it operates.

[Danny Hurley]

Did you understand why that's funny?

[Ankle]

Yes and no.

[Big Cat]

It wasn't honest.

[Nick Riggs]

What's the no part?

[Danny Hurley]

What's the no what? What's the no part?

[Big Cat]

Well, what was the question?

[Reed]

You.

[Danny Hurley]

Do you understand why this is funny? Do you understand, like, if. If Danny Conrad did this and we asked you to join the act, would you. Do you think you'd be laughing at Danny for doing this? Do you like, probably it's someone else's shoes, why this might be funny?

[Reed]

No.

[Big Cat]

All right, come on, let me explain it to you. There's that you bought two boxes of cookies?

[Reed]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

First of all, the Girl Scout cookies. Like I said, like, how it operates every single year is you just buy them and they just show up whenever. Like, that's just.

[Ankle]

I was given a window.

[Tidy]

You.

[Nick Riggs]

The month. Were you just.

[Big Cat]

Were you waiting at your door?

[Nick Riggs]

Were you waiting.

[Big Cat]

Mail every day? So to the question a minute ago

[Ankle]

is, have I ever ordered these cookies before? I think this was either the first time I've done it or the first time in years.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ankle]

So I was excited about it. One, for myself.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay.

[Ankle]

Two. To support Megan.

[Big Cat]

All right, all right. So the.

[Gaz]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The.

[Big Cat]

The humor in all this is you ordered two boxes of Girl Scout cookies for Megan's sweet, young daughter.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Megan took some time off, was dealing with stuff. And you, in that time, emailed her daughter's Girl Scout troop being like, where the are my two boxes?

[Nick Riggs]

When you order the two boxes?

[Brandon Walker]

And Megan gets reached out to by the troop.

[Nick Riggs]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

And saying that there's been a complaint filed by Matt Hank, who hasn't gotten his cookies.

[Big Cat]

Wasn't a complaint.

[Ankle]

It was a. Where are they?

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Nick Riggs]

When you order the two boxes of cookies, were you, like, checking off the days?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, he was like.

[Tidy]

He.

[Big Cat]

He was, like, sitting in the window, right? Being like, oh, the mailman's coming today. Does he have my cookies?

[Nick Riggs]

And once you got to a certain amount of checks, you're like, this is too much. I got.

[Ankle]

I think I waited, like, a month after they were supposed to be in to be like, they're just not in. But I didn't know anything about Meghan. So I just reached out to the people who I thought they were going

[Brandon Walker]

to have Meghan's phone number, but you kind of.

[TJ]

You kind of knew because you were like, first you're like, where is Megan?

[Ankle]

It was that, like.

[TJ]

And I've been like, okay, having family issues. Then, like, a day later, I didn't. I didn't leak this, by the way. But then a day later, you were like, I know she's going through stuff. I want her to take her time. No rush.

[Nick Riggs]

But

[TJ]

I just want to know when these cookies are coming. I don't care what it is. I just want to know.

[Ankle]

More tongue in cheek than anything.

[Big Cat]

The fact that it's two boxes. Like, if you had bought a hundred boxes, I'd be like, yeah, dude, you need, like, that's a lot of money. Two boxes.

[Hank]

You're a tried and true. I respect this. You're a tried and true purist when it comes to Girl Scout cookies. Because most people see that as just like a glorified donation.

[Big Cat]

It's exactly what it is.

[Hank]

And then if they're actually.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like if you don't.

[Hank]

Cookies.

[Danny Hurley]

A lot of.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, a lot of people.

[Danny Hurley]

A lot of people buy them just to help out the girls.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Mine are unopened.

[Hank]

There's an option to just.

[Danny Hurley]

Cookies are a bonus.

[Nick Riggs]

Also.

[TJ]

Megan brought the cookies here. Them themselves. Like they never delivered it to your door and they never were gonna.

[Ankle]

I did technically choose that option, cuz I just did.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you wanted to direct, so I just went with.

[Brandon Walker]

But an option. You didn't cross your mind to maybe reach out to Megan?

[Ankle]

Well, no, because I was also confused about the whole situation.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Geez.

[Ankle]

Just a big whoops.

[Big Cat]

But you had. Did you eat all the. You ate both boxes?

[Ankle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good, Good.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Thank God.

[Danny Hurley]

Worth the wait.

[Big Cat]

Will you be buying Girl Scout cookies again in the future?

[Ankle]

I think I'm obligated now.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ankle]

Maybe up it to four, probably not eight every year now.

[Big Cat]

I love it. Ankle. I don't. I need.

[Nick Riggs]

Did you know that we have eyes on the email?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you know that the troop reached out to Megan?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

This is your first time hearing that?

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I didn't even know you could. Could.

[Brandon Walker]

So in the middle of everything.

[Big Cat]

Contact.

[Brandon Walker]

Just one more thing to pile on. Ankle.

[Ankle]

Didn't get it to this exact moment.

[Brandon Walker]

As if my day couldn't get any worse.

[Danny Hurley]

How could this possibly get worse?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't have this number. Say, hey, it's the Girl Scouts.

[TJ]

Wait, did you. Anyone else buy cookies and get an email?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I've never gotten. I got my cookies.

[Kate]

I bought cookies, but I never once thought to.

[TJ]

But you were saying you got an initial email. I don't think you.

[Big Cat]

I feel like I ever said it.

[Danny Hurley]

When you buy cookies, you just. You kind of work under the assumption there's a 50 even if you don't get cookies.

[Nick Riggs]

Right.

[Danny Hurley]

You're giving the money to the girl

[Big Cat]

Scout and you're gonna get them whenever you.

[Danny Hurley]

Eventually, if not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's the one thing you buy every year where you're like, who knows if it will show up? And when it shows up, who knows when it will.

[Gaz]

Sure.

[Ankle]

But also, how exciting is it when you do order something and you're like, something's coming. I get mail.

[Big Cat]

I get excitement. Has to be more than $12. It's. It's cookies. It's just cookies. Go buy cookies at the store. They sell them at the store now?

[Nick Riggs]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Great.

[Ankle]

I wanted these cookies.

[Nick Riggs]

They sell the Girl Scout cookies.

[Hank]

You already overpaid $12. So, yeah, you're not going to get them at the store. I get that.

[Big Cat]

It's also. Did you talk to me? I feel like we're not talking enough about. No one buys two boxes. That's an insane.

[Ankle]

Well, it's somebody who just wants to snack.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's immediately like, I think 10 is the. The bare minimum that you have to buy.

[Ankle]

My issue is, like, I already said, I eat a full box in a sitting, so I have to make sure I don't eat 10 whole boxes. Which I don't think that helps my case. It's just. That's why I got two.

[Big Cat]

Oh, two. Were you like. Were you at the checkout and you're like, I'm only doing one. Ah, it. You know what? I had a good month. Let's go two.

[Ankle]

I just know I'm gonna eat worse every night.

[Big Cat]

So you ate all of them in one sitting?

[Ankle]

I ate thin mints the other night and then the Samoas last night.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good for you.

[Nick Riggs]

There's not a lot of samos in there. Samos go fast.

[Ankle]

Smalls gomos went down way easier than thin mints.

[Nick Riggs]

They're a lot Samos go fast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they are. Elite cookies.

[Gaz]

Have you.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you talk to Megan this morning?

[Ankle]

I've seen Megan for two seconds this whole week.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Ankle]

She said hanko. Just the person I was looking for. Here are your cookies. Grab the cookies. Sorry.

[Danny Hurley]

Sorry.

[Ankle]

Went on my way.

[Brandon Walker]

I rushed back to work so I

[Big Cat]

could bring you these two. Oh, it's perfect.

[TJ]

No, you're going through a traumatic time.

[Ankle]

You're getting. Which again, I still know nothing about.

[Brandon Walker]

You're getting the humor in this, though.

[Ankle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're starting to see it.

[TJ]

That's a no.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think it's just the two box. I can't get over the two boxes.

[Ankle]

I do find myself in these situations or on this end of these situations very regularly. So I am just. Just kind of part.

[Deutsch]

Of course.

[Danny Hurley]

What does that mean?

[Big Cat]

Like getting it right away.

[TJ]

You're big terms and agreements guy being more.

[Big Cat]

You read the fine print.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. You are the fine print.

[Nick Riggs]

Determined when you order something to make sure everything is taken care of.

[Big Cat]

How much time did you spend thinking about your cookies in the last month and a half Have.

[Ankle]

Not as much as you think. But I did have my date.

[Hank]

Something must have been.

[Ankle]

When it got to a month, what

[Danny Hurley]

was the breaking point? One month. It was actually one month.

[Ankle]

It felt like one month after I realized it was a threshold of I can check in on these Yeah, I don't.

[TJ]

You say not as much as you think, but for you it's still like once a week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It'd pop in your head like, where the are my cookies? Probably actually.

[Brandon Walker]

But like, if you know the person selling. I don't know if I would go to the girl scout troop and jump through all those.

[Big Cat]

Right. I didn't know you could do that.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

How did you do it? Did you Google like girl Scouts Chicago?

[Ankle]

No, I. I had an email that was like order confirmation or whatever. And then, I don't know, some other follow up email saying this is when your cookies will be at your door.

[Gaz]

Can you.

[Brandon Walker]

Can you search your. Would you mind if reading your email?

[Danny Hurley]

This is the funniest thing that's happened on the show.

[Big Cat]

So good.

[Danny Hurley]

So perfect.

[Big Cat]

Like, I actually think. I think I might have ordered girl scout cookies this year and I. I don't know.

[TJ]

Yeah, some years you get them.

[Nick Riggs]

Some years and they might have showed up. Somebody else might.

[Brandon Walker]

You could also bring me the order and I wouldn't know what I checked off. Like you could give me anything.

[Danny Hurley]

This is Kirby enthusiasm type.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it is. Larry David.

[Danny Hurley]

Larry David. Just put it. Hey, listen, I know things are tough for you. Yeah, I'm gonna need those two boxes.

[Big Cat]

You're like one step, like, to fully complete it. Like Hinkle showing up outside of like a jewel and. And seeing girl and being like, can I talk to your manager? Yeah, I was. I ordered two cookies a month ago.

[Hank]

Who's your captain?

[Ankle]

I got. On December 18, your order has been received. Here's what comes next. And then in short, it says if the order is approved, the estimated cookie delivery time will be February 5th, 2026.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ankle]

And then follow up email confirming that.

[Hank]

Where is this money even going?

[TJ]

Can I speak to a scout leader?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think her daughter might lose like a merit badge?

[Big Cat]

I hope not.

[Ankle]

And then, yeah, this all came through like a month ago in March. The start of March.

[Big Cat]

So funny. What was your original.

[Danny Hurley]

What was your email that you sent?

[TJ]

Zero sympathy.

[Ankle]

It's not like an email. I think it was just.

[Big Cat]

Just.

[Ankle]

This was the order number. Never showed up.

[Hank]

That was.

[Nick Riggs]

It was an email. Right.

[Big Cat]

Hey, you little. Where are my cookies?

[Ankle]

They have some customer service thing on the website, so I just went to that. It's like one of those fill out the boxes thing. I support her number didn't show up.

[Big Cat]

Listen, we're all going. And then your name. Imagine just driving down the street seeing a girl scout and telling his fiance, stay in the car. I gotta deal with something.

[Reed]

Where's the rest of your troop at, dude?

[Hank]

It is the funniest product and organization to send a complaint

[Brandon Walker]

and the funniest amount.

[Big Cat]

An 8 year old answers the phone. Hello, $12. How can I help you? That's the thing. If you take out any piece of this and change it, like if it's, you know, you bought a shirt. Okay, that makes sense. You. You bought 100 cookies. That makes sense. But the two cookies with the girl Scouts.

[Hank]

Girl Scouts too. Even any cookies would be funny. Like I bought Oreos from Nabisco.com.

[Big Cat]

where the are my cookies? That might. That might be the fattest thing anyone's ever done. Where are my two boxes of cooking.

[Danny Hurley]

Have you not snacked at all in the last month? Like what have you. Have you just been waiting on the cookies? Yeah. You just go to the cupboard.

[Ankle]

Was look forward to those specifically. But just.

[Big Cat]

Have you eaten any other cookies and while eating.

[Ankle]

My fiance made them.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And being like, well, you know what? These aren't girl Scouts. Yeah, that's.

[Kate]

If I got that email and I was at Girl Scouts headquarters, I'd be like, this guy must have ordered a ton of cookies. Let me check them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon Walker]

We don't want to lose this man's cater party.

[Kate]

Yeah, he must be.

[Big Cat]

He's probably thinking about other women. Three days past the month.

[TJ]

That is you.

[Big Cat]

This point, you send an email to this troop. This is unprofessional. That's.

[Nick Riggs]

Did.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you think that it would have gotten back to Megan? She got. She got a call from the troop.

[Ankle]

This is all news to me. I have not been informed of any of this.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right, well, good job. Hle, I guess.

[Nick Riggs]

Thank you. Hle.

[Ankle]

Sorry, Megan.

[Big Cat]

No, it's. It's funny. It's not.

[Hank]

We don't think greedy or cheap or malicious.

[Danny Hurley]

It just.

[Hank]

It's a funny thing.

[Big Cat]

It's just a hilarious. Hilarious set of circumstances.

[Danny Hurley]

I don't think

[Reed]

he doesn't.

[Danny Hurley]

It doesn't click.

[Nick Riggs]

No, he still doesn't.

[TJ]

He has to speak to Leader goes from like an 8 year old to a 15 year old.

[Big Cat]

Oh man.

[Danny Hurley]

I still don't think.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Even if Megan wasn't going through a situation, it's still absurd.

[Big Cat]

Still absurd. It's the. I. I think maybe it's just his. He's never done. He's. He doesn't. He's not familiar with girl Scouts.

[Brandon Walker]

He.

[TJ]

He's missing like a little part. Like we'll go upstairs later and I know he'll be like, I get how it's funny, but if you order something, it's not weird to track it.

[Big Cat]

But again, it's.

[Nick Riggs]

It's two boxes. It costs $12.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Hank]

That's just the funniest complaint possible.

[Brandon Walker]

We work with some of. Just the most.

[Nick Riggs]

The best.

[Big Cat]

It's the best ever. That was when we were. When we were down in. In Scottsdale. So, like, I went on spring break with my kids and all. PMT came down for vacation as well. And the. I. We had a couple with us and their kid, and we went out to the bar one night, and the wife was just like, how. How did you get these guys? Like, it was like, memes.

[Reed]

Shane,

[Big Cat]

Zach. And I was like, I. It's. I don't really know. It's crazy, but it's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

Just something about it. They're drawn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She's, like. Watched as Shane. Shane was, like, gonna go out after we went to the bar, and he was thinking about going to the strip club, but he was wearing sweatpants. And, like, that was a big discussion. And they're just like, yeah, this is. This is our life. It's awesome. Ridiculous.

[Hank]

Like, they're Toby Flenderson compared to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean, I still can't. I can't stop thinking about Reed.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

He's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Have Reed and Chef Donnie talked?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so. Reeds.

[Chuck]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed's only talked to Danny with KB there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

His exit from the studio yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he had the most ripped underwear I've ever seen a person have shredded.

[Big Cat]

But, like, it was dangling.

[Brandon Walker]

Ripped more than you could ever.

[Big Cat]

Dangling. Is that real?

[Kate]

Yes, yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

On the.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, that's just a waistband and bare axe. He's got.

[TJ]

He's got a thong on by accident.

[Reed]

No, dude, not my underwear. I never.

[Big Cat]

It was a. Yeah, it was just,

[Reed]

like, one ripped strangle.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Ran away.

[Reed]

Like your.

[TJ]

The back of your legs.

[Big Cat]

Your.

[Brandon Walker]

Like the back of your knee.

[Reed]

Should I pull it out?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Show him dangling. Yeah, more. It was more than that. Coming apart.

[Brandon Walker]

How much underwear is intact?

[Reed]

Like, a lot. But there's just one strand that just had ribs.

[Nick Riggs]

That's all right.

[Reed]

It's fine. Yeah, that's all right.

[Big Cat]

That's all right.

[Nick Riggs]

He's.

[Big Cat]

His brain. I don't.

[Chuck]

Kyle.

[Big Cat]

Kyle. What. What is.

[Hank]

So the conversation we had yesterday on the yak is, like, my first time is.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy.

[Hank]

That was really rich.

[Danny Hurley]

No one saw. Is that. Do you find that crazy? Z, you're the.

[Big Cat]

I. I just said I shouldn't Be laughing. But I am laughing. Yeah.

[TJ]

His were way worse than that.

[Big Cat]

I, I, I, I wouldn't. So I still do something like that I would wear at home. I wouldn't bring out to like the office.

[Nick Riggs]

Office.

[Big Cat]

Were you saying kb?

[Hank]

Yeah. That was like I had that conversation with him in the same manner that we did on the act last Friday. And it was so weird because it's like I'm very familiar with this type of person. Right Then, then it clicks. Only on like a, a fictionalized program.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I've never actually met someone like this in real life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he really was the Nick Colletti, like skit person.

[Brandon Walker]

Real.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Come to real life. And he's just, he's a solid dude. He's solid dude. He's just a enigma.

[TJ]

It was kind of like a cartoon who came to life and he was

[Big Cat]

like, whoa, what, what is this?

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Going on these headphones Contagious.

[Kate]

I felt like I took a tab of acid once.

[Danny Hurley]

You said, yeah, I've talked to him like five to ten times probably. And every time I do walk away just being like, what the was that? But I'm always, it's always one on one.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you knew about, you knew about him?

[Danny Hurley]

I kind of. But like I said yesterday, I needed someone else there so I could like compare notes because I was just like, what just happened?

[Hank]

That was kind of.

[Danny Hurley]

And then you don't really have someone to bounce your experience off of. But it's an experience every time you talk to him.

[Nick Riggs]

No, he's gone for a week and a half. Oh, where is from Tuesday?

[Danny Hurley]

Well, he's skiing, right?

[Big Cat]

Is he skiing?

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's not skiing. He's not skiing.

[Danny Hurley]

He told me he was skiing.

[Nick Riggs]

He was snake hunting with Cindy.

[Danny Hurley]

He said, well, he's doing that and then he's going skiing, right?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, maybe he is skiing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Is he skiing?

[Danny Hurley]

I think he's skiing. Yeah, he's skiing. He's on a ski.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not going to be happy with you guys.

[Big Cat]

Why? Cuz he's not.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not skiing.

[Big Cat]

Where is he?

[Brandon Walker]

He's still shooting with Sydney working.

[Nick Riggs]

They're doing snake hunting for over a week.

[Danny Hurley]

He's done with this. He's done with this. Now he's skiing.

[Nick Riggs]

They got ski slopes in Texas?

[Kate]

Yep. The Rio Grande.

[Big Cat]

Is he actually skiing?

[Danny Hurley]

I believe so, yeah. I don't know if I was supposed

[Brandon Walker]

to say that, but yeah, I didn't know about that.

[Nick Riggs]

I feel like I'm the only one that obsesses over this, but he was on the show Tuesday. He said, I'll be back in a week and a half. I'll be back Tuesday.

[Kate]

Oh yeah, that's right. He got it.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, a little.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was right. Nope, wasn't right.

[Big Cat]

Are you skiing?

[Tidy]

No, I'm not skiing.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Tidy said you were skiing.

[Tidy]

Tell him he's an idiot. It's the middle of March. There's no snow anywhere.

[Big Cat]

Middle of March. I don't know, Actually April 1st, dude.

[Tidy]

Okay, well, great. It's so my point still exists. It's even later in the season. It's my point just got proven further.

[Big Cat]

Right. So where are you skis?

[Hank]

Right?

[Tidy]

I'm not. God damn it, you guys, you know I'm not skiing.

[Nick Riggs]

So where is he?

[Big Cat]

Where are you?

[Tidy]

I'm down south. I was filming Sydney with Barcelona doors for the week and now I'm doing. I'm doing a self funded vlog. We're doing a skydiving and swimming with sharks. Trying to swim with shorts.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Skydiving. The skiing of the sky.

[Kate]

Skiing in the sky? Yeah. Sky ski.

[Big Cat]

Yes. You're skiing.

[Mutt]

Yeah.

[Tidy]

Well, I'm trying to bring back die trying, but I'm doing it, so I'm doing it myself. We're gonna try to get see if we can do a jump with some of the Red Bull guys, which would be sick.

[Big Cat]

That would be sick.

[Tidy]

Yeah, they're based in Orlando, so I'm trying to try and connect with them hopefully today or tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so you're there but you haven't connected with them?

[Tidy]

Well, I've connected with Juan, but he's like mostly a BASE jumper and I can't BASE jump quite yet, but he's trying to put me in touch with another dude that may or may not be here tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Why can't you BASE jump quite yet?

[Tidy]

Because that's like the learning curve for that is a little bit like if you don't get it right, you're dead.

[Nick Riggs]

So you're just.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a steep one.

[Big Cat]

That is a quite alert.

[Nick Riggs]

So you're just there in case they hook up with you.

[Tidy]

What's that?

[Big Cat]

Are you like standing outside their office?

[Tidy]

No, there's no. All these guys don't have offices. They have trucks and trailers.

[Nick Riggs]

So you might hook up with them.

[Tidy]

Yeah, but if not, I'm so. I'm supposed to be. I'm supposed to swim with sharks later. So if I get that done, it's

[Nick Riggs]

all in Orlando type of shark.

[Tidy]

No, I have to go to the beach. I have to drive to the beach if I want to do the sharks.

[Big Cat]

What type of shark?

[Tidy]

Bull shark.

[Brandon Walker]

God damn.

[Big Cat]

Don't get hurt, dude.

[Tidy]

No, no, no. This one I just like if they.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Tidy]

I'm trying not to get bit from this one.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, good.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Nick Riggs]

So

[Danny Hurley]

he's fine.

[Tidy]

Yeah, exactly.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So you're gonna maybe do the. The jump that kills you and the shark that doesn't bite you between skiing. Between skin.

[Tidy]

Yeah, if I could be skiing, I would, man. Trust me. There's no snow.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny Hurley]

Right.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Tidy]

But I'll be back in on Sunday and then next weekend.

[Nick Riggs]

All right. All right, cool.

[Tidy]

I have all my wins.

[Big Cat]

Have you ever met Reed, by the way?

[Tidy]

Yeah, Reed's a good dude. I met him in passing.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Tidy]

We're supposed to link up. We might climb buildings because he was interested in climbing buildings and no building climb.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, okay, Perfect.

[Nick Riggs]

All right, well, we'll.

[Big Cat]

We'll have you and Reed talk next week when you're back.

[Tidy]

All right, sounds good. I'll see you guys.

[Big Cat]

Okay, bye.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed does have a strong desire to climb building.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, I know. We don't step in very often. We can't let Reed climb building.

[Big Cat]

No, we can definitely let Reed climb building. Kind of need that 100. 100.

[Nick Riggs]

He barely could sit in that chair.

[Brandon Walker]

I needed.

[Nick Riggs]

Fascinated by the headphones. What's the building gonna do to him?

[Brandon Walker]

Chuck interviewed him. I want to know how that interview went. Yeah, and if it's like, on zoom, is it recorded?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Where is Chuck? In the gambling cave. Who's in the gambling cave? Yeah, Chuck's in there.

[Chuck]

All right.

[Big Cat]

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[Chuck]

Trying to figure that out right now.

[Big Cat]

Do you want me to ask Dave For a spot in the suite.

[Chuck]

I don't need a spot in the suite.

[Big Cat]

Unless, I mean, I think there's a decent amount of. Do you want. I mean, just say the word. I will.

[Chuck]

Going with my wife. I don't want to.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Tidy]

All that.

[Big Cat]

I'll ask him. I'll. I'll send out.

[Chuck]

Appreciate that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chuck]

Force myself into.

[Big Cat]

But are you gonna go?

[Chuck]

Gotta find a babysitter.

[Big Cat]

Okay. So that's got it.

[Chuck]

The big haul we're going through that's. Thought about using white sex, Dave?

[Reed]

Maybe.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're desperate.

[Chuck]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

For what?

[Chuck]

The issue right now is my in laws are going to the women's final four in Arizona with my parents, so we have no babysitters.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Chuck]

Tried to be a nice guy, Got him tickets to the women's final four, and Illinois made the men's final four.

[Hank]

So you have to go.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna figure it out.

[Nick Riggs]

Are they fan. Are they fans of a team in the women's final four?

[Chuck]

They just love women's ball.

[Nick Riggs]

Really?

[Chuck]

They had three daughters and they just watched. They all played basketball growing up, so.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay, fair enough.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right? Yeah. I would love to go to the

[Chuck]

men's final with them. I'd rather just.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, but these people are choosing to go to the women's.

[Chuck]

It's warmer in Arizona at least, so that's fair.

[Nick Riggs]

Fair. Okay.

[Danny Hurley]

What I just. Just for the life of.

[Nick Riggs]

I'm almost stressing.

[Brandon Walker]

Huh.

[Danny Hurley]

What would compel.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think I'm getting it.

[Nick Riggs]

So this Reed fella.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You interviewed him?

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And then hired him?

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What did he do in the interview that really impressed you?

[Chuck]

I mean, he's a clip guy. It's not like you need to be right. You know, it's not a lot of personalities going to. Being a clip guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, he has a lot of personality. He's an interesting.

[Chuck]

He was really good at clipping. And then. Yeah, he like kind of showed up in the zoom. We did a zoom first, and his hair was kind of all over the place, kind of how he looked yesterday on the act. And I was like, he's good, dude. He's got great clips. That's pretty much all I care about. But I didn't really know this personality came out until we kind of sat in the cave a lot together.

[Brandon Walker]

Was he a little bit more polished and buttoned up in the interview?

[Chuck]

Not really. He was just kind of like. Which honestly kind of works sometimes. Like, I remember Bloodman's interview was like, gaz was like, I was gonna do a phone call, and guys like, no, you got to do, like, a video interview with this guy. I was like, why? And then, like, Blutman showed up, and I'm like, oh, that's why. This is one of our guys. Like, we just got. We got a type.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Yeah, he.

[Big Cat]

We nailed it with him.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And he's good at his job, right?

[Chuck]

He's great at his job.

[Big Cat]

That's awesome.

[Chuck]

Besides, what, like, Rico would tell you, but.

[Big Cat]

Well, that's the thing. I, I, I don't want to blame Rico. I don't even offer reading. I, I missed six months of read.

[Chuck]

I don't think he's a skill.

[Hank]

He's not.

[Big Cat]

Well, he is by definition, because he works with you.

[TJ]

And.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

If he's on the team.

[Big Cat]

Bullpen and bikini boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

But if a guy's job is to clip, occasionally he's going to clip something that might make Rico not look as good.

[Chuck]

Yeah. And then sometimes we clip stuff that does make Rico look.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Chuck]

So it's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And I also. I. I don't know why. I. Because I. Obviously, you and I are close, and I like Neil Stoolie Clubhouse. I think he does a good job. I don't know why. When Reed was tagged with Skell, I was like, all right, Skel. I'm a Reed guy now.

[Chuck]

I don't think Reed's a skill.

[Big Cat]

Maybe bikini boy. Yeah, I'd say bikini boy, maybe. Maybe sometimes.

[Chuck]

But, yeah, I don't think Reed's really a skill. I think he just got a rap.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Chuck]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, that's good.

[Big Cat]

Have you had, like, meetings with him?

[Chuck]

Yeah, it's basically just keeping up, like.

[Big Cat]

But is he. Is he, like, holy. We're in a conference room right now, kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, probably.

[Chuck]

A lot of my meetings are like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, that's great.

[TJ]

He had a fan account, right? Like, that's.

[Chuck]

Yeah, he did Barstool Editor Daily or something like that. And then he was doing clips for Wanton.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Chuck]

So, yeah, that's kind of how I find a lot of people, is by, you know, doing clips already.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it works.

[Chuck]

And he's really good at that. And then obviously, he's a crazy personality, so it works out.

[Big Cat]

He really is. All right, well, so I just texted Dave, so we're gonna get it sorted out in the next couple days. But if I can get you in there, I'm gonna get you in there, you and your wife.

[Chuck]

We gotta get Jack Mack on the jet. Oh, is he Rico squeezed Jack Mack off the private jet.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Chuck]

Not enough room.

[Big Cat]

No, that's not true.

[Nick Riggs]

How many?

[Chuck]

When I'm seeing. I do.

[Nick Riggs]

What's he got?

[Chuck]

A lot.

[Big Cat]

So this is. This is. Rapoli is flying. Tate is flying to New York to fly to the final four with Rico and Micropoli.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Micropole and Rico out of bed. If St. John's goes to the final four, Rico has the bus. If they don't, he gets a seat on the private jet. So we gotta get. Yeah, we gotta get Jack Mac on it.

[Chuck]

Yeah, we gotta get. We gotta get on there.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. Thank you, Chuck.

[Chuck]

No problem.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys happen to see the dozen match that came out yesterday?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

White Sox Dave at his best.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Everything wrong. It's a must watch. It's, like, impossible to explain.

[Danny Hurley]

He's become must watch on the dozen. Every time he's on there, it's one

[Brandon Walker]

of the answers to a question. Was Michelle Branch. And he was like, oh, I knew that. And then he started singing Vanessa Carlton. And then the game of love. This Thomas with everywhere and all you wanted.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait, no, no, no, no.

[Danny Hurley]

Hold on.

[Ankle]

Not Rob Thomas.

[Gaz]

It.

[Big Cat]

Chief's the final guy. Let me be very clear on something, Dave.

[Nick Riggs]

White Sox.

[Big Cat]

They say final answer means nothing in this game. Why do we. This is why we read the question. Jesus.

[Mutt]

Rob Thomas was on smooth with Carlos.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Yes.

[Mutt]

None of those songs. Rob Thomas was. He was matchbox 20. Correct.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

5.

[Brandon Walker]

What does this have to do.

[Big Cat]

4.

[Reed]

Rob.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Gaz]

I don't know.

[Nick Riggs]

2.

[Mutt]

1. Michelle Branch. Michelle Branch.

[Big Cat]

Never heard the name. Never heard of Michelle Branch.

[Ankle]

Making my way down.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's like.

[Brandon Walker]

And then, like, Elliot Page was one of the questions, and Dave just couldn't help himself. Just like he was great in Juneau and then just.

[Big Cat]

Just. Did he cheat?

[Brandon Walker]

Probably.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I. I actually think white sex Eve should be allowed to cheat.

[Brandon Walker]

I do, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I do, too.

[Big Cat]

Absolute. Oh. Oh, he does cheat.

[Nick Riggs]

No, it says Jeff never punched him for his egregious cheating. So just let him.

[Big Cat]

He did cheat in the past.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I didn't know.

[Nick Riggs]

The most famous moment ever is just him blatantly cheating.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I didn't.

[Nick Riggs]

It was. It was named the active home run leaders, and he kept saying crime dog because he googled the wrong list.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's funny.

[TJ]

What's going on by the vending machine?

[Nick Riggs]

We got vending machine drama. Oh, look at this crew.

[TJ]

Are they all getting Lucy?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't think.

[Nick Riggs]

Who's in charge of this?

[Big Cat]

Is that White Boy Rick or Connor?

[Nick Riggs]

That's White Boy Rick, I think. Is it. Is it. It is Rick.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[Reed]

Rick, watch out.

[Nick Riggs]

What was.

[Reed]

What the hell?

[Brandon Walker]

What's.

[Nick Riggs]

Loki does a good job, but he's quick with a camera. Anything. Why?

[Big Cat]

Oh, there's a baseball in there. Oh, that'll happen.

[Reed]

What the heck?

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[TJ]

Oh, there's, like, cards and dolls.

[Kate]

Danny.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Danny. Oh, no, that's all Brandon's stuff. It's only a quarter. Oh.

[TJ]

Oh, easy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's tripping on everything.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

What did Rick just get?

[Kate]

Riders keepers.

[Big Cat]

Jeez.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he got his Mer MC Cheese.

[TJ]

Oh, that's his knife.

[Big Cat]

I want. I want something.

[TJ]

That's his knife.

[Brandon Walker]

Go get something.

[Kate]

Yeah, go get something.

[TJ]

Wait in line, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Hut.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All Brandon's toys, adult toys, we have access to. Get in there.

[TJ]

I took the key.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, nice.

[Kate]

Oh, perfect.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Very nice.

[Kate]

We might witness one of those. Remember there's, like, the trope of vending machines falling on people. We might witness that. Oh, we got butt crack.

[Danny Hurley]

That.

[Hank]

That also cannot be real.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Hank]

The stat's always, like, more people die from vending machine than, like, sharks.

[Mutt]

Yeah, two people a year in the United States die from vending machines.

[Kate]

From vending machines.

[Reed]

But I don't believe that.

[TJ]

Like, are they delivering a vending machine and something?

[Mutt]

No, it's usually people that are, like, reaching up and so it'll be on the ground, like, Brandon. It's right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's how they fall.

[TJ]

It's all part of the plan. Kill Brandon.

[Nick Riggs]

What?

[Big Cat]

Why?

[TJ]

It's not me.

[Kate]

Oh, what Big cat get

[Gaz]

to get

[Brandon Walker]

his Michael Jordan back? What you get?

[Big Cat]

I got a John Smol signed. Oh, how much?

[TJ]

How much?

[Brandon Walker]

Damn, that's not bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, way worth it. He's on the bear. How'd you do that?

[TJ]

I took the key from the office manager.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's so good.

[TJ]

He'll get over it.

[Big Cat]

Now, that's a good April Fool's.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good. It's no brownie.

[Hank]

Oh, I forgot about brownie.

[Big Cat]

It's right here.

[TJ]

Yeah, Kate, you could have just used a brown marker on a white piece of paper and made an E. Could

[Kate]

have been a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that in so fast.

[Big Cat]

So fast.

[Kate]

Like, a lot of time.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Hank]

Round marker on white paper and.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, did you say you cut yourself with the box?

[Kate]

I kept accidentally chopping the little arms off. The ease and having to start over. Took longer than you think.

[Big Cat]

By the way, Nick Rigs. Riggs said he's available to zoom in. Do you want to talk to him. Tigers.

[Brandon Walker]

I talked. I talked to him off camera.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you did three. The three triangles.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we, we. We have like a. Like a PR plan to go forward.

[Big Cat]

The three triangles was brutal.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You don't want. You never want to see it. You never want to see it.

[Big Cat]

Do you want to text them?

[Hank]

Tj, is there a new development?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Tiger's going to rehab. Three triangles. Remember Dan Rapport told us, never want to see the three triangles? We're like, what are you talking about, dude? And then it happened. I was like, oh, yeah, he's right. Three triangles is brutal.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that supposed to be a tiger stripes?

[Danny Hurley]

I don't know. Tiger's got to put out some good statements.

[Kate]

Yeah. Has he ever had a happy statement with triangles?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, or is it a double?

[Kate]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

What if you put out one today, being like, I. I flip my car as a prank. April Fools.

[Hank]

That would be just not going to real.

[Big Cat]

Or just like April Fools.

[Kate]

Can you imagine that happened today? Like the actual flip if that happened today?

[Reed]

Like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So I'm saying, poor Jerry Sandusky. Take away from this, I feel bad for Jerry Sandusky. I think we all do.

[Brandon Walker]

I hope Jerry Sandusky just rides into the sunset a happy, relaxed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Spends time with friends and family.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, of course.

[Big Cat]

Like this. He had a great career. Jerry Sanski deserves this.

[Danny Hurley]

Thought I heard Connor clapping.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, finally.

[Danny Hurley]

I heard something over there. I thought or Connor stamp.

[Mutt]

Tiger's logo is. Looks pretty similar to Harvey Weinstein's company logo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and how did you know that? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You were quick to know what the.

[Big Cat]

I mean, they were a very good

[Mutt]

movie company, but I. I don't know if they're around anymore.

[Danny Hurley]

What are the triangles mean?

[Big Cat]

Harvey Weinstein dead or alive?

[Hank]

Alive.

[Kate]

Dead.

[Danny Hurley]

He's alive.

[Brandon Walker]

But alive.

[Hank]

He might not even be.

[Danny Hurley]

Every time he faces a judge, he's dying a little bit more.

[Kate]

He looks worse and worse.

[Brandon Walker]

So I know their defense was. His pen is too small to.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They went with that defense.

[Hank]

Got to make sure. Extremely weird. You got to make sure if you use that people.

[Brandon Walker]

That has to be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. When people go to jail, it's like you. They could just die and you wouldn't even know Bernie Madoff's dead. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Hank]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Big Cat]

R. Kelly lies. But like you.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Jail is jailed.

[Brandon Walker]

Kind of go.

[Big Cat]

It's gone and it's just.

[Reed]

All right.

[Danny Hurley]

But Weinstein did the. The Bill Cosby thing where like the second you get caught, you just pretend like you're

[Gaz]

quick.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Blind. And you can't barely walk.

[TJ]

Brandon, the joke's over. Come on. Come back.

[Big Cat]

Vince McMahon did that, remember?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he got. He was walking with a walker.

[Big Cat]

I think he got, like, elective neck surgery right before he had to go to. To trial. He showed up with, like, a huge neck.

[Chuck]

He looks awful.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he looks like a skunk.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he has that. He's dying his hair with the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

But at the same time, like, do we expect these people who are evil to, like, not go down swinging?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, True. That was the most recent one, but there was one in the 90s where he had just a gigantic neck brace that he had just for bb. Timed it perfectly.

[Brandon Walker]

Did Weinstein use the penis to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, look at. Look at that. Look at that. Him coming out of the. Coming out of court. Look at how big that neck with the.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the middle one?

[Big Cat]

I don't know what the middle.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he wear it with a cowboy hat?

[Big Cat]

He might have. Do you want text Rigs?

[Hank]

Tj.

[Big Cat]

He's on.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Rigsy.

[Brandon Walker]

Sam.

[Big Cat]

Hello. How you doing?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm good.

[Gaz]

How are you guys?

[Big Cat]

We're. We're good. Sorry about Tiger.

[Gaz]

I appreciate that. Me, too. He's stepping away for a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I do want to clear up one thing. Riggs did not duck us on Monday. He was recording foreplay, and he should let foreplay come out before he just says the same shit on.

[Brandon Walker]

They were talking about Tiger.

[Big Cat]

Totally fair. So very fair. I want to have your back on that. Everything else you did was a disaster, but that you. I fully defend you on, that was

[Gaz]

one of my bullet points. So I do appreciate that.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yeah.

[Gaz]

There's a couple things that I. I took a little bit of issue with. I would say the biggest one is I really don't know how to fight against somebody that has as big a following as you. Big cat. When you just put out wildly wrong information that.

[Big Cat]

Which one are lies?

[Gaz]

Like, what was the lie where that comes from? There's a caption on a yak video that says Riggs told the whole company to not blog.

[Big Cat]

Did not.

[Gaz]

Thing about. I said that was the very beginning of that clip where you literally say Riggs tried to tell the entire company not to blog about Tiger Woods. So I would like to clarify that. Just really okay. So that people could disagree.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

My stance on it. I have no issue with that whatsoever. I think it's really hard to fight against lies. So I would like the world to know there were two text messages that I sent ever about the entire incident. 0 phone calls 0 DM 0 other communication ever. On Friday, our social guy Rob at Foreplay sent a text message to the Foreplay group and he simply said he had a little DUI post queued up. He said, this is according to the sheriff. Bob Harrig has tweeted it. Riggs and Frankie, I got to get this out. If you guys say so. Are you okay with me posting this? First text message I sent just said said do not post anything about Tiger in a DUI that was directly to Rob White from our guy Frankie. Credit to Frankie pushed back and said what's our reasoning for not posting? Is it our relationship with him? We probably could have just reported whatever has been said by the sheriff. My response to that was I think when the guy just agreed to do our announcement video. It's not worth the likes to chuck up a post about a dui. Those were the only communications ever since ever under any circumstances about the entire thing. So I don't know how from that conversation it gets around that I tried to tell the entire post about from Dave's tweet.

[Big Cat]

I was just going. I was just going off of Dave's tweet and.

[Gaz]

And well, I never. I don't even have communication with anybody from social. Dave has an entirely long history of hating Tiger woods and he and I have a decades long history of a rivalry over. He represents everyone who despises Tiger. I represent everyone who's a fanboy of Tiger. So that is also where the context of the video, which I'm sure we'll get into but from my vantage point, seeing the entire narrative when those are literally the only two things I ever, ever, ever said about posting or not posting about Tiger Woods. It's insanity from my vantage point that I'm getting skewered all over the Internet like I tried to stop the entire company from posting. That's like crazy town.

[Big Cat]

Well, hold on. I'm. I base it all off on Dave's tweet, which you can understand when. When Dave says why hasn't Barstool covered the biggest story in sports? Well, this just came across my desk and the. The Texas Riggs told me to not post Tiger DUI fy. If anyone wondering why we haven't yet just letting you know that's all I was facing off of.

[Gaz]

That's specifically Rob, which is the Foreplay social guy.

[Big Cat]

There's no context on that.

[Gaz]

Just four play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[Gaz]

There's no context of any which is driving me crazy. So then to go out there.

[Big Cat]

But you understand why I would assume that.

[Gaz]

And why would you assume that? Like, because of Dave. Like, that's kind of crazy. But Dave's like, I. Where. Where in my communication with everyone, did I ever say anything about telling the entire company not to blog about it? I sent two text messages ever.

[Big Cat]

Right, I understand, but you under. Do you get that, like, reading Dave's tweet? It. Yes. It's. It's obviously like, there's a little bit of tongue in cheek barstool to it, but that. That's not a crazy assumption when you. When Dave tweets. Just a screenshot being like, Riggs said to not blog it.

[Gaz]

I don't think it says Riggs said don't blog.

[Danny Hurley]

Literally.

[Gaz]

That's.

[Big Cat]

But that's that Riggs told me to not post Tiger dui. FYI, if anyone wondering. And Dave's caption is, why hasn't barstool covered the biggest story in sports? That's not a crazy.

[Gaz]

So that text. But that text wasn't sent by me. That tweet has nothing to do with me. So, like, I don't. Like, that doesn't have anything to do with what I told the company.

[Danny Hurley]

Didn't you make a video where you said, I did this?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then you made the video.

[Gaz]

I specifically told our. I specifically responded to Rob, who's our social guy, in one request. There was just one request, which, by the way, it was unsolicited. He was like, do you think I should post this? And I said, no, do not post about the deal. I never said don't ever post about it. I never said we would never cover it. I never.

[Moresh Patel]

Maybe.

[Gaz]

Maybe once all the information came out, which, by the way, like, new information was coming out as of yesterday. So my. My opinion on the whole thing was like, hey, man. As I'm seeing suspicion, I'm seeing he blew triple zeros. I'm seeing that he wasn't charged. He was charged under simply just suspicion. So my reaction was, we don't need to post about the DUI right now. On foreplay. That's it. That was just an internal foreplay conversation. Now, okay, that's fairly shot of the.

[Big Cat]

That's fair to Dave.

[Gaz]

And then Dave tweets it out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

It obviously forces my hand, because if it had stayed how I wanted it to stay, was like, hey, man, Tiger just did us a favor. We have a great relationship with him. I don't want to pile on and do what TMZ does or do what the New York Post does right now. Why don't we Just chill. So, no, I said don't post about it. In my opinion, that's just in a crazy. A crazy reasonable take, which, by the way, if you look at now all the statements that have come out from Augusta national and the Fred Ridley who's the chairman, if you look out, the CEO of the PGA Tour, every single one of those statements simply says, tiger woods has the full support of us. Which is pretty much what my stance was the whole time. We don't need to pile on the guy about the dui. He's got our support. When it comes to getting better, when it comes to getting through, it's going to be a low point in his life. So for me, I didn't think that was crazy. What forced my hand is when our social guy sends a text, right? He's updating Gaz, because Gaz is head of social. He's updating gas. Like, hey, just FYI, in case you guys are wondering, we haven't posted about it because Riggs asked me not to. How that then gets to Dave, Dave tweets it out. It forced my hand. So I made a video that I thought was a Barstool World video, a response to Dave. And the very first sentence in my video, I referenced precisely what Dave had tweeted out. I get when that gets outside of the barstool world, that the context of that looks psychotic. But I was doing rundowns 10 years ago where Dave was representing people that hate Tiger. He wants to see bad things happen to Tiger. I represent representing and saving and defending Tiger Woods. So my response was like, we're going to defend Tiger while you try to bury Tiger. I get when that gets outside the realm of that, that it looks psychotic. But I also came from it from a very empathetic standpoint. As someone that has read every single article that's written about Tiger. I've watched every single press conference. I've read every book. I've seen every competitive shot he's ever hit. I feel empathetic towards this guy. I get that a lot of other people don't, but my instinct was, hey, us, as foreplay, let's not bury the guy with a dui. Let's take a breath and just chill out for a second. People could disagree with that stance, but that is all that it was. And so then when it blows up and I see the caption on a yak video, that's Riggs told the entire company not to blog about anything Tiger woods related. That, to me, is crazy town, man.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. So I Apologize. You're obviously not, not happy with me, but I, I. What I would say is I don't think the sequence of events. I was, like, intentionally or maliciously, like, trying to lie about it. I saw Dave's tweet, your video, and it's like, yeah, that, like, you, you. The context you gave. I listened to Foreplay yesterday. The context you gave makes sense. There was none of that context at the time.

[Gaz]

Okay. And fine. But I guess I would say, like, I don't know, man.

[Big Cat]

I've.

[Gaz]

I've been on the Internet for 10 years now. I think I've built up a pretty good reputation of not being, like, a pro DUI.

[Big Cat]

I don't, I don't think you're a pro DUI guy.

[Gaz]

I don't think. I don't think murderers like DUIs. Like, I, you know, I don't think anybody but yet Riggs does. So for me, it's like, I just. To me, it felt a little bit like when my own co workers are out there skewering you and spreading what in this case is a lot. It's like, but you have, you had to know I have this history of like, like, like, of. Of defending DUIs and like, trying to.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you on the record?

[Big Cat]

Like, I.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you on the record being anti DUI before this?

[Big Cat]

That's a good point.

[Danny Hurley]

Great question.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, is there any clips of you being anti DUI?

[Reed]

Is.

[Gaz]

I'm not 100 sure. I imagine if the DUI thing ever came up, that I was, and we've had to discuss this before, so I would guess, yes, okay. That, you know, the multiple times that this has occurred, I've very much been like, I, I think driving under the influence is a horrible decision and he should be punished for that. That I just didn't think. And again, I saw Barstool Pat's blog, and the first sentence in Barstool Pat's blog the other day was, tiger continues to drive around like a drunk, coked out frat boy. I don't think that's an accurate representation. I think he's driving around like a guy who's in severe pain from so much surgeries he has to take pain meds to get through every day, which sucks. And I feel empathetic towards the guy. I totally understand a lot of people think he's a shitty person. People hate on him all the time, but that I was trying to not be a part of that entire ecosystem that just shits on the guy when he's at a low point. And instead I Was like, how about we just chill out as foreplay and not post about it? I don't expect Dave to not post about it. I don't expect you, big cat, to not post about it. You guys say whatever the you want about it. It's always been that way. This was specifically, like, internal foreplay. Frankie disagreed. Totally fair. That's why I'm happy to put the text out there. My opinion was like, I don't need foreplay to be joining the Tiger woods is at a low point. Let's also pile on about the dui. We're just going to kind of sit it out for a few minutes.

[Big Cat]

You can understand why, like. And I didn't say you were pro dui. I, I again. And I also have empathy towards. Say, he's clearly got some really bad issues going on, and I don't think it's something where he's just, like, getting boozed up and getting. I think he's got chronic pain, but it's also the fourth time this has happened. But you got to understand, like, totally from the video on Friday, like, that's not. I wasn't like, I was taking a crazy jump from. From Dave's text to your video to Monday. That wasn't like a. Out of thin air. I just threw that out there.

[Reed]

Fair.

[Gaz]

But I, I also just think, like, I would. I don't know, I would enjoy the benefit of the doubt.

[Big Cat]

And that's. Of course, that's fair.

[Gaz]

I tried to blanket it, stop the whole ban. I think the quote was like, riggs bans the whole company from posting. But did you. I. I read you the only two texts I ever sent. So for me, it's just sort of like, what's happening and, and hand up, that's on me for, like, I'm not. I do it. Like, that day I made. I made the video response. In my opinion, it was like a barstool world response to Dave as, like, he's the anti Tiger, I'm the pro Tiger. We've been on defending the wall for a very, very long time. In this case, this is another saga in it. Unfortunately, I should. That was horrible. And I very, very much regret the negativity it brought on the brand. I can handle it. I got thick skin. I don't give a. I don't like, like, when misinformation's out there, and I don't like when it comes down negative on our other guys and they have to answer for me. I feel terrible about that, but from my context, I really thought it was a barstool world response to Dave. And I thought that my original call, whether people disagree with it or not, came from a very genuine place of, let's just not pile on Tiger woods right now. Let's wait it out. We'll see. For all the information, I don't know. I'm seeing triple zeros. I'm seeing suspicion. That's not firm enough information for me. Let's just chill out right now. So that was my stance on it. I didn't explain all of that. I should have. Like I said, I'm not as, like, a tentative on the Internet. Frankie and Trent make fun of me.

[TJ]

That.

[Gaz]

That for all the time I made that video. I put my phone down for, like, six hours. I don't even really look at it. I don't. I'm not really. I was like, oh, this has got people going. And then I figured, Monday, Tuesday, we'll record the podcast and we can address it. I probably should have gotten all this out there earlier, so that's on me. But, like, I. I really don't. I guess I don't think I came at it from some psychotic standpoint. I think that my video.

[Big Cat]

We were joking too, like, crazy.

[Gaz]

And, like, I think we joked about coming out that, like, I was telling the whole company not to post about it is just wrong.

[Danny Hurley]

All right, Said Riggs in the video. You think I told our team to not post about Tiger Woods DUI and to protect him? You're goddamn right. That's. I think that's why people are. Are jumping to that conclusion.

[Gaz]

Our team is not the entire company. Our team is just our social guy. And.

[Big Cat]

But that's not a crazy leak for me from that video. And also, like, we weren't. We. We weren't saying, like, rig's a bad guy. We were joking about on the act. Like. Like, that's also a very barstool response. Be like, yeah, Riggs says you can't blog about. Like, the jokes we made were very much like, I made the joke. Like, oh, man, did anyone see tigers dui? Oh, I didn't. Because all I get my news from is barstool sports. Like, that's a barstool response, right?

[Gaz]

But I think, like, when it got outside of the sphere, there were a lot of the tweets and whatnot that were people on high horses being. Saying a lot of stuff. I got a ton of, you know, emails being like, you, I hope you get killed by an impaired driver for sure. And I don't. Like. For me, I get that Video out of context can elicit a very aggressive response, I guess. And even the. You're referencing the quote in the video when I said, like, my team, it was a direct response to Dave is the way that I took it. I took it as most people that consumed it would know the context of, like, Dave showed up in 2019 during the Masters at a 9am golf stream purely to rub it in our face when Tiger was going to fail and then faked a phone call to walk out of the room when he didn't fail. Like, we have a long history of going back and forth about Dave. So when it got out that Dave was tweeting that I was trying to connive behind the scenes to keep anybody from posting about Tiger, my response was like, what a ridiculous barstool storyline. I'm going to put out a ridiculous response. Obviously, I wish I wouldn't have done that. But now that it's gotten, I guess, like, viral in a relatively serious way where, where obviously DUIs are serious. Driving impaired is very serious, and Tigers should be reprimanded and punished for that big time. All that nuance, like, didn't come out in it. And so I, I get that, like, the damage is done with how crazy the video looks and whatnot, but I'm at least going to try to clear the name of, like, when those are the only two texts I ever sent about it. It feels a little nuts to me that people were going with the narrative that I tried to shut down.

[Big Cat]

I think the video, Barstool sports. I think the video is. I, I, I understand everything you're saying. I think the video is really like, you, you did a video and I get it. It was like, you know, you're, you're having fun playing the heel. But, like, yeah, that, that video was, you're like, yeah, I'm defending the wall. And it's like, okay. And then we joked about it in a barstool way, being like, hey, Mincy didn't find out because he only gets his news from barstool. Like, like that Fair.

[Nick Riggs]

Fair.

[Gaz]

I guess I, the main part of it unfair is when I see captions, headlines, storylines. Like, Riggs told the whole company not to blog about anything Tiger related, when all it was was two text messages to our social guy that was like, let's not post about the DUI at this moment. That's, that's sort of my, my only gripe with the whole thing.

[Big Cat]

What, what are you saying, Nick?

[Brandon Walker]

I agree with him.

[Big Cat]

I know you do.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay, this is awkward. Timing. Henkel just texted me. Is Rig still on? Yeah, he never got his foreplay quarter zip. He ordered.

[Big Cat]

Oh, ordered two. Get it.

[Gaz]

I do.

[Hank]

You two.

[Gaz]

I do Fulfill all the merch orders. So I'm going to go. I do. I got to run down and fulfill that order real quick.

[Big Cat]

So that's on me.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

All right. Well, r. Thank you for coming. Yeah. Appreciate you coming on. And I did not think you were ducking us on Monday, so. Appreciate you coming on.

[Gaz]

We did.

[Tidy]

We.

[Gaz]

We got to schedule everything with kids now, so, like, we really were recording foreplay and it was a pretty intense. Just duck out of four play.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm sorry about that. Yeah, yeah. All good.

[Hank]

Good.

[Big Cat]

All right, ma', am, we'll see you later.

[Hank]

All right. Drunk driving.

[Gaz]

Yes. I. He wasn't drunk. He blew triple zeros. But driving under the influence.

[Brandon Walker]

He put it on a tee for you, Sam. Oh, Sam.

[Big Cat]

Breakfast ball. Driving impaired.

[Gaz]

Driving impaired. That dude.

[Big Cat]

Okay, there we go.

[Gaz]

Dangerous.

[Hank]

I'm with it. I'm with.

[Big Cat]

All right. See you, Rigs. Thanks, man.

[Gaz]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

Well, that was different.

[Nick Riggs]

It was. Huh? That was.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I.

[Nick Riggs]

Not as fun.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

I get what he's saying. Like, but with our stool. Could talk about it. Just not. Not the golf part of bar store.

[Big Cat]

I feel like I didn't. You guys could tell me was I way off in the. After the video.

[Reed]

He.

[Danny Hurley]

There was.

[Brandon Walker]

There was like a guy.

[Big Cat]

He's upset because the Internet has gone after him. I have empathy for him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that sucks. It's weird because we were joking, but he took it seriously. But then he put out a joke video and want us to.

[Danny Hurley]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Seriously.

[Danny Hurley]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

There's like a disconnect.

[Danny Hurley]

Like, why do people think that I said. Said that I told our team not to post about Tiger because I'm trying to protect him. I don't understand why people think that. And I'm like, because I watched your video.

[Nick Riggs]

Right? Goddamn right.

[Brandon Walker]

You know the one where you're maniacally laughing.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah. I was like, how. How can you be confused? Inclusion.

[Big Cat]

People came to.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's also like, I think the one. One mistake Riggs made and he. He probably knows this now, but like a. A massive, massive story like Tiger having a DUI is probably not the best time to be like, inside jokes with Dave.

[Danny Hurley]

Right.

[Big Cat]

You know, I mean, like, people are not like, people are reacting to Tiger getting a dui. They're not gonna be like, oh, here's the context.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah. I was blown away. I thought. I thought he'd come on here and be like, yeah, I didn't mean for it to be like this, but yeah, yeah, yeah. Laugh about it. But.

[Deutsch]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Popped on and he.

[Nick Riggs]

April Fools.

[Brandon Walker]

That was so funny, dude.

[Big Cat]

That was. Yeah, the end was like, April Fools.

[Nick Riggs]

April Fool.

[Big Cat]

I love drunk driving.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Maybe he's. Well, he hasn't gotten his girl scout cookies yet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Both only sent two messages.

[Reed]

He's mad about this choice of words on the on screen text, I think

[Brandon Walker]

is what he was referencing.

[TJ]

He knows you aren't typing that.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm not typing that.

[Hank]

Also, that's just his team.

[Danny Hurley]

So it's a semantics issue. It's like, I mean.

[Brandon Walker]

And look how nice the caption is. Everyone needs a friend like Riggs in their corner.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

It's not saying anything like rigs forced or rigs like.

[Big Cat]

Right. And also the way we were talking about it was the joke of that guy Logan. Lip said. Exactly. Thank God I didn't know about the DUI until right now. Very hard information to come across. That's how we were joking about it. That Barstool Sports has such a poll that we can bury a Tiger woods dui.

[Gaz]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Okay, you're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're still wrong.

[Big Cat]

No, I didn't know I made him that mad. Yeah, that was. I mean, and again, I listened to Foreplay yesterday. I thought he actually explained it pretty well, the context. But again, we went three days with no context. We went Friday, Dave's tweet, Riggs video, nothing.

[Danny Hurley]

Also. Yeah, like, rig. It's like he has no recollection of making that video. That's what I. That's what I keep getting hung up on.

[Big Cat]

You play the video real quick.

[Danny Hurley]

That's what's so confusing to me is like, we didn't just.

[Gaz]

You think I told our team to not post about Tiger Woods DUI and to protect him?

[Big Cat]

You're God damn right you need me on that wall.

[Gaz]

We'll protect Tiger woods till we die.

[Big Cat]

Also, why would I think our team could be Bar. Like, I wasn't like, oh, he's just talking about his one social guy on four player. Few social guys. Our team. Yeah, no, that.

[Danny Hurley]

How could you come to that conclusion?

[Hank]

I think he wanted other people outside of Foreplay to post about it.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Kate]

Like, so they didn't have to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[Hank]

So they maintain.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Confusing 1.

[TJ]

Break the story before it breaks you.

[Big Cat]

Boy, this rolling journal. Gotta admit that one blind blindsided me. Tj.

[Reed]

What?

[Big Cat]

Does that blindside you a little?

[Reed]

Yeah, that's not. That's not the route that I thought

[Brandon Walker]

that was gonna go after.

[Reed]

Especially after Dan Rapaport came on yesterday and was like joking about it and

[Big Cat]

seeing Rapport crushed it. Self aware about how ridiculous the whole thing was.

[Reed]

Yeah, that was.

[Hank]

That was. I think that was perfect. Apology.

[Big Cat]

It'd be one thing if I like if on Monday's show I led with like. Like staring into the camera and being like, listen, guys, DUI is not funny. What Riggs did was disgusting. It's like we joked about it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Oh, he's a little firecracker.

[Big Cat]

All right. Stephen, get us on something else. Get us something on something else.

[Danny Hurley]

Can I ask you a question, Steve?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Hey.

[Mutt]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

There's a little voice in my head that says that I think that you agreed with Hinkle's point of view on the girl. Oh, I would like. I would like your opinion on the whole matter.

[Mutt]

No, I'm not a big, like, especially of something and you know Money's money. But, like, if it's $12, like, worst case scenario, you're out $12. I wouldn't send an email over that.

[Danny Hurley]

Okay.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Mutt]

If it was a giant. If you ordered pallet or. Or I don't know what it's called, a giant case of them, then yeah, I could understand that. But, yeah, two, you just buy them somewhere else.

[Nick Riggs]

Buy from the grocery store.

[TJ]

But what if it was your favorite food? Like, take the money aside, I think. Would you still be calling people, following up about it, or.

[Mutt]

No, no, I'm not a big, like, official email, and if anything, I would go to the person that sold them to me.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, yeah, I'm going on today.

[Mutt]

There's some other big Barcelona that's just developed.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Riggs just text me, said, April fools.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, there we go.

[TJ]

No, he didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if you're gonna be hearing from him for a little bit.

[Nick Riggs]

What you got?

[Mutt]

Mutt got the Dan Hurley.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he did? Oh, Coach early. No see you. But what's up, man?

[Hank]

What's up? Yeah, you saw Dave's post.

[Big Cat]

I see what's going on right now. I need your help. I need your help. How bad do you want it, man? I be bad. What do you need me to do?

[Hank]

I've only been in one final four. You all want to know.

[Big Cat]

I know you're.

[Gaz]

That's my superstition right now.

[Big Cat]

You weren't in Houston or Phoenix, so that's like. But you were there in 2004.

[Danny Hurley]

I was.

[Big Cat]

You were there for one. Came back to be d. Kick the out Georgia Tech. Yeah. So you got that kind of. You have my full support, man. I want you there in Indianapolis.

[Hank]

Can you tell Dave that right here?

[Big Cat]

Dave, you got to have Mutt there. I know it is. Oh, good for Mutt. That's a really big hit. And he went down there, handled it well. He'd be a nice addition to the suite. This guy's got to be an Indy.

[Gaz]

Let's go, coach.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Danny Hurley]

That's awesome, Mutts.

[Mutt]

So Dave pushed back a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. This is very interesting because the rules pretty clearly simply the following. I'll invite much of the final four to root for his beloved Huskies. Not even sure he's a real fan. On one condition and one condition only. Danny Hurley makes a personal video plea for him to attend that, and that alone will suffice. No video, no Mutt, no problem. I think most legal experts say this is Mutt making a video with a Danny Hurley cameo.

[Nick Riggs]

Wow. This guy. No playing hardballs. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Well, then he. Yeah. So that Danny posting, that is. Is that where Dave's line is right now? Fine. I guess this counts. Oh, okay.

[Danny Hurley]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

So he's in.

[Big Cat]

All right. Vermont.

[Hank]

Great for him.

[Brandon Walker]

Dave doesn't believe he's a Yukon fan.

[Big Cat]

I think he's just with him.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Did Locked On Yukon podcast for how long? I think for like a year. Where it was. I don't know. I don't know what the listenership was, but.

[Brandon Walker]

Does every school have a locked on?

[Big Cat]

I think he had. I think he started it in like the middle.

[Nick Riggs]

I got. I got approached for it once.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah. The Locked on network tried to buy my Missourise podcast and put it on there, and I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

You hardballed?

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, I just didn't think it was a good deal.

[TJ]

Okay.

[Nick Riggs]

So I just didn't do it.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Nick Riggs]

And then like two weeks later, I was hired here.

[Big Cat]

We got a. We got a perfect palate cleanser. Can you get the camera on the other side of the court? Tj?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

It's beautiful.

[Danny Hurley]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Holy. Look.

[Kate]

He's got the colors, the taste colors.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's really stepped it up.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Reed]

You see his vlog from last night?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the vlog?

[Kate]

10 year anniversary dinner at Fogo de Chow.

[Big Cat]

What's tenure.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we pause this really quick?

[Big Cat]

What?

[Reed]

I believe him and Mincy have been trying to organize a dinner for a minute for.

[Big Cat]

For.

[Reed]

So that Deutsch can thank Mincy for the apartment.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

And Mincy's been like holding out waiting

[Big Cat]

for a deal to pop.

[Reed]

Pop up.

[Brandon Walker]

So he got a deal at Fogo to Chow. And then I guess Miny. They had it for 7pm and Mincy said something came up and so Deutsch had to move it to 8. And the something that came up was Miny wanted to run on the treadmill.

[Tidy]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

But why is 10 year.

[Nick Riggs]

Is this. He's always celebrating his anniversary of sobriety. Is this ten years of sobriety?

[Hank]

Oh, that must be it.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Nick Riggs]

I don't know. I'm guessing precious.

[Big Cat]

Most colorful food in the world.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Cu. We're dressing up to Fogo de Chow wearing a believe in Pasco. I haven't been to Fogo in a long time. I've never been.

[Kate]

Saladar is the best.

[Big Cat]

All you do is just eat meat.

[Nick Riggs]

Just turn.

[Big Cat]

I'm putting a red to go get a meat plate.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Danny Hurley]

The redder the better kind of guy do.

[Nick Riggs]

Yep. Thank you.

[Big Cat]

This is A staple. I'll do. I'll do two piece.

[Gaz]

This is. This is. This is the.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

I think I could watch him at Vogo Chow all day long.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

Did he come straight from the treadmill? See? Perfect.

[Big Cat]

Perfect.

[Kate]

Beautiful.

[Danny Hurley]

Wow, What a duo.

[Big Cat]

Michigan's gonna be a problem.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a lot of beer. How many is it at right now? I mean, Illinois is a lot of beer.

[Big Cat]

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. I lost count. Well, now I definitely lost count. Michigan's 1, 2, 3, 4.

[Brandon Walker]

They're at 18 right now.

[Tidy]

19.

[Big Cat]

19 on Michigan.

[Hank]

And he starts drinking after they lose.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hank]

Which is like, what time? 10:00pm he's got it.

[Big Cat]

He's got to drink two states on Saturday.

[Hank]

Saturday night.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He said he expected to be here well into Sunday, so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny Hurley]

So he's cheering for a Big Ten final. It looks like the other two up top look a little smaller.

[Brandon Walker]

Illinois's 20 right now.

[Moresh Patel]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a ton of beer.

[Big Cat]

Should we have him start drinking it on Monday instead of Saturday night when no one is here?

[Brandon Walker]

That's funny, though, too.

[Nick Riggs]

Then he's gonna fall behind, right? Because then they'll have to do it on Monday night.

[Big Cat]

That's kind of funny, too. Oh, it starts Monday at like, 9am and he just starts going.

[Brandon Walker]

Watching him hammer just, like, through clips of security footage is.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

That would tickle me.

[Big Cat]

We gotta have a. Yeah, tj, let's make sure we have someone, maybe Luke Blutman here on Saturday night just put up a tripod and like a time lapse.

[Ankle]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He just has to sit in front

[Brandon Walker]

of his states like a confessional booth.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus, how many did you have? That case race, was it like 21?

[Danny Hurley]

21 and a half.

[Brandon Walker]

You're the drunkest person I've ever seen. And so he's gonna.

[Danny Hurley]

He's just gonna do that casually. Yeah, but that's just one state, right? He's got to do two.

[Hank]

So he's going to have to drink.

[Danny Hurley]

So, like, 40 plus he could. He could end up doing both Illinois and Michigan. He could drink. Illinois game is first. Illinois, Yukon. Say Illinois loses. He drinks all of those beers, and then he's going to be very fucked up.

[Mutt]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

And then if Arizona beats Michigan, as he's very up, he's got to dream.

[Brandon Walker]

That could easily happen.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah, it could, huh?

[Nick Riggs]

I guess it could.

[Danny Hurley]

Both of these games.

[Brandon Walker]

40 beers.

[TJ]

They're gonna be so warm, too.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Wow.

[Nick Riggs]

Gross. Well, he's the one that's dedicated to the craft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

He said he wanted.

[Nick Riggs]

This is. This is.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But I mean, he could have just waited till next year and could have just had two beers this weekend.

[Nick Riggs]

Could have done it.

[Brandon Walker]

He was so close to having.

[Hank]

He was on track.

[Big Cat]

But it was. But was it. It. The fact that it was just two kind of killed him.

[Danny Hurley]

Remember, the plan was down about it. Saturday night, over the course of five hours, he was going to have two beers.

[Reed]

Two beers.

[Big Cat]

And that was just.

[Hank]

That wasn't enough. It had to be 47. The only compromise in his.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, that's a nice back of the shirt that we put out. If it's just a really poorly shaped Illinois.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And he could have. He was the one who made these states. He could have made them smaller.

[Brandon Walker]

Tiny.

[Danny Hurley]

Now the question is, does the winner get the outline as part of the shirt?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, maybe the back.

[Big Cat]

Maybe it's an outline with undrinkable in

[Danny Hurley]

the middle back of the shirt.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, the back.

[Brandon Walker]

Undrinkable. I think a whole line of. Yeah, the undrinkable line.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We gotta get the undrinkable line.

[Brandon Walker]

One day, I hope to see my team on a can.

[Nick Riggs]

Never us, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Never us.

[Nick Riggs]

We're gonna be drinking every year. No, never us.

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

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[Nick Riggs]

May I suggest. May I suggest something?

[Big Cat]

Wait, what. What ended up happening with the. Like, I got a John Smoltz rookie card for one or signed card for $1.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah. No, you're that.

[Brandon Walker]

You got good shit.

[Nick Riggs]

Where did you even. Where'd he go? Where do you get that? I didn't think that was here.

[Big Cat]

Did he go to your house?

[Nick Riggs]

Did he have somebody like. That's an expensive card and I wouldn't have had. I don't.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, it was $1.

[Nick Riggs]

No, it wasn't. A dollar for me. That's assigned. Okay. Anyway, ma', am, suggest something?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, please.

[Nick Riggs]

The wheel didn't improve yesterday because we hit wet.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, shit.

[Nick Riggs]

We might want to just spin it. See if we get wet so we can load up again if we have to. Of people.

[Danny Hurley]

Oh, that's right.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. Right?

[Hank]

I didn't think about that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Did not even think about that at all.

[Big Cat]

I think it's gonna be real reset today.

[Nick Riggs]

That'd be good.

[Kate]

But yesterday you jinxed.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[Nick Riggs]

Just in case. We have to get.

[Big Cat]

You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right. So who was out there?

[Brandon Walker]

Out there?

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, we gotta.

[Big Cat]

This is gonna be like seven days of wet. Yeah.

[Kate]

That's spring for you.

[Nick Riggs]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Should we do it? Should we do a practice spin?

[Nick Riggs]

No, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't mind a practice.

[Nick Riggs]

No, guys, guys, it's gonna.

[Big Cat]

One practice. One practice.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Jay.

[TJ]

Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

If it lands on wet on a practice, you have to suck my.

[Nick Riggs]

No, I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to suck my cock right now.

[Nick Riggs]

Why are the steaks so bad today? You were gonna cut my head off.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, cut. Getting your head cut off is as bad as sucking my cock?

[Nick Riggs]

I'd argue, and I hate that this. I. I think getting your head cut off would be worse than sucking your cock.

[Moresh Patel]

Thank you,

[Big Cat]

gay.

[Brandon Walker]

Thanks, gay.

[Big Cat]

Man. This guy loves cock. One practice spin.

[Danny Hurley]

One practice.

[Nick Riggs]

All right. But

[Big Cat]

I'm so nervous for the practice, man. Been.

[Nick Riggs]

It's going to be reset. You dumb.

[Danny Hurley]

No, it would have been tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

We would not.

[Nick Riggs]

Just as bad as wet.

[Danny Hurley]

I want it to hit dry.

[Big Cat]

I think we got to go One more practice.

[Nick Riggs]

No, we don't.

[Danny Hurley]

I'm with you.

[Big Cat]

We have to. One more practice.

[Brandon Walker]

We have to spin until it gets wet.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

One more practice spin. Tj.

[Danny Hurley]

Y couple go till it hits wet and then we'll spin it for real.

[Hank]

An eliminator.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. That would have been great. That would have been great. The one practice.

[Hank]

Oh, now we know we can do it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, now we got to go. Another practice.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think we're done now.

[Big Cat]

You think? No. Yeah. No. Practice spin.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Big Cat]

We should be done. Practice spin.

[Danny Hurley]

See, there we go.

[Big Cat]

Real spin. That was really good. Where'd you get these clouds of reef? Real now. Real spin, tj. Go. Go while it's hot. Real spin. Oh, God damn it.

[Hank]

We did all we could, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

We tried our best, Brandon. It's out of our hands.

[Danny Hurley]

Nothing else we could do.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Who would have seen this coming?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Never. Never in a million years did I see that. That happen.

[Reed]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. I mean, hey, listen, anyone who hates the. The. The wet wheel. The wet wheel got us read yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. And yeah, it spawned a lot of things. I can't think of anything else right now, but I'm sure

[Big Cat]

there's no way

[Mutt]

it lands on me again, so.

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah, you're good.

[Brandon Walker]

You are good.

[Ankle]

You're good.

[Big Cat]

You're good. You're good.

[Hank]

You're good.

[Big Cat]

He's risking, and I'm risking it. Both Ricks, get in here. There's no way it could land on me again, right? Rick 1 and Rick 2. Who?

[Brandon Walker]

Let's go. Let's.

[Hank]

Who's Rick 2? Who's Rick 1?

[Brandon Walker]

T.J. who did you just put the camera on?

[Hank]

Tiger?

[Brandon Walker]

You can. They have similarities.

[Big Cat]

All right, so that's all we had for you guys.

[Mutt]

Thanks, guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, thanks. Appreciate you guys on the wheel. Yeah, there's no way it would land on me. Yeah, I mean, there's definitely a way.

[Hank]

Is.

[Brandon Walker]

Is M' orsh back from wrecking the car?

[Big Cat]

I would really get in here.

[Nick Riggs]

Mirage.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened there? Boss man's calling.

[Big Cat]

Matthew Broderick. Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you're being weird.

[Big Cat]

Hey, M'. Ores. Come on in. Dude, you got any. Got any tips for Tiger?

[Moresh Patel]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah. Just don't drive any.

[Nick Riggs]

How.

[Big Cat]

How fast were you going?

[Moresh Patel]

I think 37 miles per hour.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. It was head on.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So you were just in the wrong lane.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, we Were on, like, we were in the middle of nowhere on a country road. Like, we had to drive five minutes on this country road to get to the main road. Road, get there first turns a left. There's no cars on the road, so I just turn onto the right lane like you would in America. And then we drive for, like, two minutes. And then we go around this turn. Three cars coming right at me. And we were like. Our immediate reaction was like, whoa, they're all in the wrong lane.

[Reed]

Like that.

[Moresh Patel]

Jerry literally said that. They're like, there's literally cars in the wrong lane. And then we were in the wrong way.

[Brandon Walker]

So Jerry was in the front seat.

[Moresh Patel]

No numbers was in the front seat.

[Brandon Walker]

So where was Jerry yesterday?

[Moresh Patel]

Yesterday?

[Brandon Walker]

Is it true that he got an X ray?

[TJ]

Is he feeling.

[Moresh Patel]

I don't know what's going on.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he coming for you?

[Moresh Patel]

I think he's coming for me. Yeah. I think he's coming for me.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he taking. Is he going to take everything from you?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, just. Just bought a condo that's gone.

[Brandon Walker]

Done.

[Big Cat]

The woman was okay?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah. She was really nice about it. She was, like, super, super nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Was she a woman?

[Moresh Patel]

She was, like, our age. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And did numbers flirt with her?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, it was, like, a weird situation.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Moresh Patel]

It was immediately, like, trying to check in on her, make sure she's doing all right. And then it quickly was like, we heard him talking about him, like, running four miles every day, like, stuff like that. And we were like, how did you get there?

[Big Cat]

Has she reached back out?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah. So I think the news of, like, Dave tweeting about it is, like, hitting England. So, like, the insurance agent, like, called me yesterday to, like, get the details for me, and he's like. Like, I did hear about it on, like, a podcast, and, like, I read a bunch of tweets from Dave Portnoy about this, and he told the driver that, like, all this commotion was going on online. She, like, asked me about it, and I just, like, I don't know how to respond to this.

[Big Cat]

Wait, she texted you?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, she texted me, like, hey, I heard you guys, like, recorded a podcast, and there's, like, tweets about this. Would love to see it.

[Big Cat]

And I. Oh, she's a fan.

[Moresh Patel]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

You got a fan?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, there it is. It was worth it. Maybe she'll buy a hat.

[Big Cat]

Someone pointed out, though, that the one. One, you know, not good thing, but one thing that maybe will save you here is that, like, no other country sues like America.

[TJ]

No.

[Moresh Patel]

The cops. It was, like, insane. How nice the cops were, right? They just asked me if I had drank, and I was like, no.

[TJ]

And they're like, okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think every other no breath assumed, like, right away, it's like, well, that's the end of barstool. And it's like. But yeah, the other countries, they don't sue.

[Danny Hurley]

Like, they don't sue America.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, no, they, like, asked if everyone was okay, and then she said she was okay. They're like, all right, we're out of here.

[Hank]

When you, like, rent the car, that seems like such an easy mistake to make because driving is so habitual.

[Moresh Patel]

When we got in the car, I immediately said, we shouldn't be doing this.

[Hank]

It felt like they really drill.

[Brandon Walker]

You were right.

[Hank]

Our rental, like, really drill into you, like, hey, remember the left?

[Brandon Walker]

Nope.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, they just give you the car. Bon voyage. Like, happy trails.

[Brandon Walker]

Now the. The reminder of, like, that you're in England, of you driving on the right side of the vehicle was still there.

[Moresh Patel]

That was absolutely still there.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Moresh Patel]

But, yeah, you know, you just happen.

[Danny Hurley]

So you had a car where the. The wheel was on the right side.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

So good news is Dave knows who you are now.

[Brandon Walker]

Awesome.

[Moresh Patel]

I guess excited to see him tomorrow for final four.

[Gaz]

So.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're going to Indy.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, great. Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

How you getting there?

[Moresh Patel]

That was a big commotion.

[Big Cat]

I mean, got a.

[Moresh Patel]

Got a slack saying, are you still good to drive the rental car to indie tomorrow, do you think? Probably not the best idea to have me drive?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

How your brain's reversed.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah.

[Hank]

I'm just dramatized by trying to.

[Danny Hurley]

Are you gonna overthink it as you're driving?

[Moresh Patel]

What?

[Danny Hurley]

I'm riding shotgun with you driving, by the way.

[Moresh Patel]

No, Cody's driving.

[Danny Hurley]

Cody's driving.

[Moresh Patel]

Cody's driving.

[Hank]

Oh, that might be worse.

[Brandon Walker]

Now, when you see Dave, is there a chance that he doesn't know you're Moresh Patel?

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, I think he could easily. Probably doesn't think it's me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Moresh Patel]

You could just be like, that's the other Indian guy.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm paths.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Just say your pavs or something.

[Moresh Patel]

Fol's cousin say you're mook.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Don't know who that guy is. Oh, man. All right. More y. Oh, yeah.

[Reed]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I. By the way, I did when Dave texted me, he's like, who the is? I was like, he's actually like, the one guy that of all of this, you shouldn't be mad at. I said that because I was like, if it was Jerry, we got a roast. You Know what I mean? Like, Luke, Jerry, Sass. I was pissed, like, roast. But I was like, Moresh works his ass off and this sucks. And it was him and we can't like. No, it was Jerry. It would just be held over his head forever.

[Moresh Patel]

I. Yeah, I was shocked that they didn't get in an accident in that van. Like, they drove through London in this like nine passenger van, like a sprinter. They got to the parking garage and Jerry, like, had a fit. Like, they wouldn't like fit his van in there. And he was just like, I'm, I'm leaving right now. Drove two hours into London, immediately turned and drove to Birmingham from there. So he was like on the road for about three and a half, four hours after driving into London.

[Big Cat]

Look, he can read that. I said, I also love that Jerry said, Don't blame Ms. While throwing Ms. Under the bus. And Dave said, 100%. I didn't even know that guy existed. And I said, he's actually the one person in that crew that actually earns their salary. He's a grinder.

[Moresh Patel]

Well, thanks for having my back.

[Ankle]

All right, thanks.

[Big Cat]

The other guys also earned their salary, but in the moment, I had to. I had to defend Moresh as hard as I could. I was like, we can't lose Moresh over this.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see the new? Yep. Wait, this is crazy.

[Big Cat]

Holy. Oh, man. It looks exactly perfect. That's perfect.

[Reed]

Jeff Scott. Yeah. Miresh was supposed to pick the rental car up, but I got hit up

[Big Cat]

and was like, we might have to

[Reed]

change whose name that's in.

[Big Cat]

That might not be a.

[Reed]

A good optic thing.

[Brandon Walker]

So how did you get Brandon's cards, Danny?

[TJ]

Oh, I just took him from the shelf before the show.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he doesn't know where.

[Kate]

Yeah, no.

[Big Cat]

Kdick a Mike. What's up, dude? Miss you, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

Good man.

[Reed]

In and out.

[Brandon Walker]

Efficient.

[Big Cat]

Deutsch. Deutsch.

[Kate]

Hey, I saw the Cream team got a sponsor.

[Big Cat]

Yes. That's incredible.

[Kate]

I love that.

[Big Cat]

So good for them.

[Kate]

JJ. JJ's pies.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Jacob, Owen and Zach have been. I mean, they have like 45,000 followers on Instagram and they've done that 100% on their own. Proud of those boys.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gonna be a good collab.

[Big Cat]

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[Nick Riggs]

Why?

[Big Cat]

Because it gives you an excuse to just get up.

[Nick Riggs]

No, I don't want to get up. I don't want to stand when I could sit.

[Brandon Walker]

That's true.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I believe Crazy Deutsch. Those states are big.

[Deutsch]

I made the states a little bit

[Big Cat]

too big, but it was.

[Deutsch]

It was so challenging for me to make. Make the shapes.

[Brandon Walker]

You made the biggest states, the smallest.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I put a little sign to say that they aren't to scale.

[Gaz]

That's good.

[Danny Hurley]

Good. I wanted to.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, is that what the sign at the bottom says?

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Wow.

[Deutsch]

I think Michigan's gonna be map nts

[Brandon Walker]

because it looks like Illinois right now is 20 plus.

[Deutsch]

I'd have to drink Illinois.

[Brandon Walker]

The beer itself, 21.

[Nick Riggs]

Wow.

[Danny Hurley]

You might have to drink like close to 50 beers on Saturday. Is that best case?

[Deutsch]

Best case is low 40s.

[Big Cat]

So you want to. Do you want to do this Saturday night or do you want to do it? I was saying, well, no one's going to be here. That's the only problem.

[Deutsch]

Right. I could do it either way. I could do it during the week, but then my week's just going to be like starting off on a crazy note. I can do it either way. I was just thinking that I'm probably gonna be here until like Sunday morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What do you guys think? Just put up a time lapse camera, which.

[Brandon Walker]

This is your baby. What do you think the best like content result would be?

[Big Cat]

The options are here, it's Saturday night, just drink basically to no one. Or you could potentially come in Monday morning early and start and then be done with the final four and right up until the champ like the championship happens and then just start again on the championship. That's a lot of beers.

[Danny Hurley]

That's so much beer on my right.

[Brandon Walker]

Because then you'd have to have.

[Deutsch]

That's a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

Three states on Monday because what.

[Deutsch]

So say. Say I do 40.

[Big Cat]

You could also do Sunday. You could do Monday final four states and then Tuesday morning after the championship, wake up and do the.

[Nick Riggs]

When is mini golf. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Wait, Deutsch, how old are you?

[Deutsch]

37.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. So you're not. You don't have to do Tuesday night. You're old guys. Team. Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Is there any way we can do a poll of what people would.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, whatever.

[Hank]

People.

[Deutsch]

People would prefer to see because, like,

[Brandon Walker]

Saturday we would still probably have a camera.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's just the idea, though, of him sitting over there just drinking every state while we, like. Because when we start the Yako.

[Brandon Walker]

That's pretty funny.

[Big Cat]

He'll be, like, halfway through one of the states.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Yeah. Or, I mean, I could. What if I came in.

[Danny Hurley]

When would you drink the champion under that?

[Big Cat]

Tuesday morning.

[Danny Hurley]

Tuesday morning. You started.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You start a new.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I guess having people in here would probably be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm just thinking from a content perspective. You just having to drink 40 beers with literally no one here, kind of.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It takes away the shine of what you've built, for sure.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I'd agree with that.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

It'd be a little depressing.

[Big Cat]

Like, I want you to be championed.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And also, if you did it on Monday, you could have people help, too. People could stop by and have a

[Gaz]

beer if you want.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that would be.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, that could help. I've already been, after looking at Michigan, I've been kind of thinking about what's the estimate?

[Brandon Walker]

How many beers on the state of Michigan?

[Deutsch]

I was thinking, like, 35. 35 to, like, 38.

[Brandon Walker]

We need them to win.

[Gaz]

We need them to win.

[Deutsch]

I had to get them that upper area. I knew people would be all over me if I didn't get the upper.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The upper pen if I didn't.

[Deutsch]

If I didn't nail that. So.

[Big Cat]

All right, we'll put up a poll.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It'll get figured out. It'll be good.

[Nick Riggs]

Perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

It'll be great.

[Hank]

It's just hard to give you advice because men have never done this.

[Big Cat]

Right. It'd be like, how do you. How do you walk on the moon?

[Reed]

Moon.

[Big Cat]

To Neil Armstrong.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the only one that's done it.

[Deutsch]

Yeah. I guess we'll have to figure it out next year.

[Tidy]

We'll have a.

[Deutsch]

A better feel for it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Well, then we'll be. Yeah. This will be a. A staple. A core staple of.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, not even here, like any sports. Playoffs.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, the World cup, we still got to figure out NHL and NBA

[Hank]

tennis.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Some track.

[Danny Hurley]

Oh, tennis would be. Yeah, tennis would be crazy.

[Big Cat]

Tennis would be crazy. Literally World Series.

[Danny Hurley]

Literally World Series Pepsis.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Little League World Series Pepsis would be sick.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

There's a lot to look forward to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. The. Everything's pointing up.

[Danny Hurley]

Tennis, they get, like, hundreds of People and everything. Brackets.

[Big Cat]

What about the Masters?

[Gaz]

World Cup?

[Danny Hurley]

Masters.

[Tidy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You just got to drink the whole field.

[Brandon Walker]

Field?

[Danny Hurley]

Every birdie or every bogey? I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, every beer's a bogey. Every.

[Danny Hurley]

Every bogey is a beer.

[Big Cat]

He just drinks the whole cut line on Friday afternoon.

[Deutsch]

A lot to look forward to. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean your calendar is holy.

[Danny Hurley]

It's about to be a busy summer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Think about it that way. Nascar.

[Big Cat]

NASCAR would be great.

[Brandon Walker]

How's this week of taking it easy? Been going one feel really good.

[Deutsch]

Good. Just drinking a lot of water.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Deutsch]

Out of the woods for a couple days and then right back in.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So drinking Michigan.

[Deutsch]

Hopefully not Michigan.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I'll be completely fine if Michigan wins at all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you need it to be. You need Illinois, Michigan in the final in Michigan to win.

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

And then you can handle it.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nick Riggs]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Thank you, Deutsch.

[Deutsch]

Thanks guys.

[TJ]

What was last night? 10 year anniversary of Deutsche.

[Deutsch]

It was just like a. Just like a bad joke to possibly get like more eyeballs on like a bad 10 year anniversary. If I posted it on Tick Tock.

[Brandon Walker]

That was the dinner.

[Deutsch]

It was good.

[Brandon Walker]

It was late.

[Deutsch]

It was a little bit late. Yeah, it was started at 08:00'. Clock. Which is like. If I'm eating that much meat, I'd prefer it at like.

[Hank]

I'd rather go at seven.

[Deutsch]

I'd rather go at five.

[Chuck]

Five.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Give yourself time to give yourself time.

[Deutsch]

But. But yeah, I've always wanted to go. It was. It was nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Was the conversation good Conver.

[Deutsch]

He was tired. He had a long run. So he was kind of pooped.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Deutsch]

But it was. It was good. We had some good conversation.

[Brandon Walker]

Good. Mintz, do you agree with this? Good. Good date. Nice.

[Nick Riggs]

And you paid for it, Deutsch.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I feel like I made out pretty good on that. That deal because I stayed at his place for 10 days.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That is a long time. That's quite a long time.

[Nick Riggs]

You saved me a lot of Pretty good deal.

[Deutsch]

He saved me a lot of money. For sure.

[Brandon Walker]

I think 10 days straight. That's probably longer than Mintz has ever been there.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, at one. At one time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, for sure. Definitely. It's your apartment. Squatters rights, you know.

[Nick Riggs]

Well, you and Marshall Henderson. Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I should have dug in.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Thank you, Deutsche.

[Deutsch]

Thanks guys.

[Big Cat]

I guess we had to do this wheel.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, we gotta figure it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I forgot all about that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, where's Reed?

[Danny Hurley]

Reed.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed.

[Mutt]

We got one more American Home shield read. I can do that if you want.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, do it. Where's Reed right there. Reed, get in here.

[TJ]

That noise coming from.

[Mutt]

We also gotta talk about Big Cat. You're fast.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But you broke it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

50 plus hours.

[Big Cat]

50 hours.

[Hank]

That's commendable.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the first meal?

[Big Cat]

I had some soup.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I actually. I think I'm. I'm gonna do it more. Was shocking how much after you get through the initial wave that you just don't really get hungry. And you also realize how up we all are because all we do is eat out of boredom.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Did you feel better if you broke up? You're still fasting, I think.

[Big Cat]

No, I ate a little after that.

[Nick Riggs]

Okay, good.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you weighed yourself?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but I wasn't doing it for weight loss. Sure. I lost like £10.

[Hank]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's like a lot of.

[Moresh Patel]

Yeah.

[TJ]

You'll gain it back right away.

[Big Cat]

Right. But yeah, I. You should do it. You should try it. I felt so energized.

[Hank]

What you mean?

[Big Cat]

And I want to. I want to try to do this the three day. I want to try to get to 72 hours. I didn't. I. I was like. Last night was kind of weird because I was family dinner and it was like I didn't want to in front of my kids. You should be like, I'm not eating.

[Hank]

So it's energizing in a way. Hunger is excitement.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It, like, it. It made me feel. Yeah. Energized and not like slow.

[Brandon Walker]

I hate being hungry. I love satisfying.

[Big Cat]

But then it goes away. That's the crazy part. It literally goes after how long it was. It was the month. Monday morning from like 8:00am to about 2:00'.

[TJ]

Clock.

[Big Cat]

I was very hungry. And then it just kind of fades away.

[TJ]

I can't see that happening with me. I feel like I would just be hangry.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah. For a full day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But once you break through. That's what I'm saying. Like, if you don't eat for. If you skip. If you skip like 12 hours of meals, you get hangry. If you skip 24 hours of meals, you like almost go through a wall where it just doesn't become.

[Nick Riggs]

I'm in an hour and a half and I'm pissed off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Try it.

[Nick Riggs]

No, you should try it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah, I'll do it now.

[Big Cat]

Right now. Set your. Do your timer.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess you could do it.

[Big Cat]

Gotta do the time. Dude, they were clowning me on the timer. Yeah, look. Stopwatch.

[Nick Riggs]

51, 34, 12, 55.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[Mutt]

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[Reed]

Reed.

[Big Cat]

What's up, dude?

[Reed]

It's good, dude. How we doing?

[Big Cat]

Good.

[Reed]

Chilling.

[Brandon Walker]

Yesterday was weird.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I mean, it was. It was crazy. Like, like, after the yak, my phone started, like, actually, like, exploding with, like, a bunch of, like. It was crazy. It was crazy.

[Big Cat]

Like, what?

[Reed]

Like, everyone was, like, following me on, like, Twitter and I love that.

[Big Cat]

I love that. Yeah.

[Reed]

But, like, I don't know what to say to them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Like, odd.

[Reed]

Like, this is very new to me. So it's like they. They. They just, like, have followed me, but I. I have no idea what.

[Hank]

You don't have to say anything.

[Kate]

Everybody likes.

[Hank]

Unless you want to.

[Big Cat]

Nah, People loved authentic. Just read.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah, dude. And that's what was crazy about it, too. Like, I was just. Just me. And then everyone was like, yo, great job, bro.

[Big Cat]

Like, right?

[Reed]

But I was just like. That was trippy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

We had Chuck on today.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He said you've been doing a great job at your job, though, so I could feel pretty good.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Hell, yeah, dude. And then I had the cat tweeting me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

You were tweeting me. That was trippy. Like, I was. I was in my room. I was in my room and I. And I saw that.

[Big Cat]

I was like, oh, you were in your bedroom room? Yeah. Wait, when I retweeted you or tweeted

[Reed]

you, you tweeted me?

[Big Cat]

What did I say?

[Brandon Walker]

Like a picture.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. That is crazy.

[Reed]

I was.

[Big Cat]

You were in your room.

[Hank]

You just see.

[Reed]

Yeah, I was.

[Hank]

Your own room.

[Reed]

In my room. I was in my room.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Reed]

That was pretty crazy, though. I was like, holy.

[Hank]

You're probably, like, in your bed.

[Reed]

Yeah, I was in my bed.

[Hank]

Where you snow. Like, that's like. It's weird where you sleep every night.

[Danny Hurley]

It's like, world's colliding.

[Hank]

And then you're like, oh. Oh, my God.

[Moresh Patel]

It's like.

[Reed]

Yeah. And then I just see me on the cat's Twitter is freaking crazy, that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And, like, what did your roommate Pete say?

[Reed]

Oh, he was just like. I love how you remember that, dude. Hell, yeah. He was just like, dude, this is crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, dude, Crazy, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

I gotta meet Pete.

[Reed]

Yeah, he's a homie, dude. He's a homie. Shout out, Pete. Pete.

[Big Cat]

It's just you and Pete?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How do you know Pete?

[Reed]

He's like my childhood friend.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Reed]

Childhood best friend.

[Big Cat]

For sure. What does Pete do?

[Reed]

He works at an advertising agency.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Nice. Shout out, Pete.

[Reed]

Dude, he's gonna love this.

[Big Cat]

Tonight you're gonna probably go home and we're gonna. We're gonna walk.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No, Pete's gonna be like, this is crazy for me. You felt?

[Big Cat]

I fucking love Pete.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah, dude. Yes. Yes.

[Hank]

You think Pete would appreciate all this praise?

[Reed]

Yeah, for sure. For sure.

[Big Cat]

You should text me a picture of Pete and I'll tweet it tonight.

[Brandon Walker]

Tweet a picture of Pete?

[Reed]

Yeah, dude, that's like.

[Big Cat]

That'd be a lot, though, you know?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have a picture of Pete right now? Just do it right now.

[Big Cat]

Just tweet a picture of Pete. You might not want to be tweeted.

[Reed]

I don't know. No, no, I. He would. He would definitely.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. So text it to tj. He'll put it up on the screen,

[Hank]

a good picture of him.

[Reed]

I don't think I have a picture of Pete, though.

[Big Cat]

You don't?

[Tidy]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

How do you get a picture, Pete?

[Kate]

Send a picture of yourself.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Pete watching right now?

[Reed]

He's probably not watching. Here, wait, I'll.

[Hank]

Here.

[Reed]

I'll text him. I'll be like, yo, send a picture of yourself.

[Big Cat]

Wait, call him.

[Brandon Walker]

Not a facetime.

[Big Cat]

Call him and say send a picture of yourself. You're on the yak right now.

[Hank]

A pre existing picture.

[Danny Hurley]

That's he.

[Big Cat]

That he's.

[Reed]

Dude, this is gonna be crazy.

[Chuck]

This.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, call him. This is sick.

[Brandon Walker]

If it just sounds like him, I'm gonna lose it.

[Danny Hurley]

Holy. It does.

[Big Cat]

Tell me on the app, Jack.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on, Pete.

[Reed]

He's not going to answer. Dude, that's sly bastard.

[Big Cat]

Wait, I thought. I thought T.J. was.

[Reed]

Yeah, he is.

[Big Cat]

Your call has been.

[Reed]

Sorry, Pete. Sorry, Pete.

[Big Cat]

Maybe he'll call back.

[Reed]

True, true, true.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Okay.

[TJ]

How's the underwear holding up?

[Reed]

Yeah, that was bad luck that that pair was ripped. All right, Pete, you are live on the Yak right now. Okay.

[Big Cat]

How's it going?

[Reed]

Can you take a picture of yourself and just send it to me? All right.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because Pete, we're gonna put it on the yak so that later tonight when you guys go home. Yeah, you can see that. You were on the yak.

[Tidy]

Sounds good. Big time.

[Big Cat]

Me and Rito have a lot to talk about.

[Reed]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Love it. Love it. Thanks, Pete.

[Reed]

Dude, look at this.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't know Pete was the homie like that.

[Reed]

He's the homies.

[Hank]

That was savvy by you? Yeah, just make that happen.

[Reed]

Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Big Cat]

Pete is like that.

[Reed]

Yeah, now he's cool for sure.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Did you. You clip yourself yesterday?

[Reed]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you did.

[Reed]

No, that wasn't me, that was you.

[Brandon Walker]

Still see, you were the thumbnail of the show.

[Reed]

Yeah, that was crazy too.

[Big Cat]

It'll be you and Pete today. Oh, yeah. Reed and Pete.

[Hank]

It's going to be Reed and Pete as the thumbnail on YouTube.com. pete's going to be on.

[Big Cat]

Dude, we're going to be in our

[Reed]

living room just like what the is.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Reed and Pete.

[Hank]

Reed and Pete on the thumb on

[Big Cat]

YouTube.com break your guys brains.

[Reed]

They definitely will. Like honestly, that's pretty crazy.

[Nick Riggs]

They send you the picture. Oh,

[Reed]

let's see if he sent it. I just got buy one, get one. Wait, no, wait, no, no. He texted me this a while ago.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that his most recent text?

[Danny Hurley]

What did he text?

[Hank]

Sale recommended.

[Nick Riggs]

Buy one, get one.

[Reed]

One free chipotle.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh. Oh, I'd imagine that's a lot of the conversation.

[Big Cat]

That's a big night.

[Reed]

Yeah, big night for sure.

[Big Cat]

Dude, he text you that like being like, hey, heads up, tonight I gotta buy one get one free.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's huge.

[Reed]

Yeah, it is huge.

[Hank]

But he was just like, yeah, looking out for you. Like, hey, there's a. Buy one, get one.

[Big Cat]

God, I'm so jealous.

[Danny Hurley]

He's the man.

[Big Cat]

Pete, that's like thinking about being, like, 24 and having your roommate be like, hey, just a heads up. Up. Buy one, get one for.

[Gaz]

That's got to be one of the best feelings.

[Danny Hurley]

Huge.

[Reed]

It's going to be a good, massive, good night. We got a thumbnail and then Chipotle.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Chipotle night's tonight?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wait, no, I thought you said that was an old text.

[Reed]

Oh, it was. Let's see what time it was.

[Nick Riggs]

Said a while ago. That could be.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he said a while ago. Oh, God.

[Reed]

It was today at 1107.

[Big Cat]

Oh, tonight's.

[Brandon Walker]

Tonight's double Chipotle night.

[Kate]

Chipotle night.

[Danny Hurley]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

Now you got to send us a picture of you watching the yak with the Chipotle with Pete tonight, dinner tomorrow.

[Reed]

That's my first tweet.

[Big Cat]

That's my first tweet. Yeah.

[Reed]

Chipotle with the.

[Big Cat]

With the homie.

[Hank]

Thumbnail.

[Reed]

With the homie.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. While the yak is on, do you

[Brandon Walker]

impede ever butt heads?

[Reed]

Never, dude. Never.

[Brandon Walker]

In all your years, you probably been friends.

[Reed]

I took his skateboard one time. He got pissed.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

But that was it. That was it.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Reed]

That was it.

[Big Cat]

How old were you?

[Reed]

Like, no, this is like. This is like, a couple months ago.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Reed]

What?

[Big Cat]

I thought you were talking about, like, eight years old. Yeah, but you.

[Hank]

You just took it for a spin, or you tried to claim it as your own?

[Reed]

I just took it for a spin, but it was, like, super snowy out, so it got.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it got up.

[Reed]

Got up.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that is.

[Brandon Walker]

That's up.

[Reed]

It was up for sure. I felt really.

[Big Cat]

That's whack of you. Skateboard ruined.

[Reed]

No, no, I cleaned it and. Okay, it's fine.

[Big Cat]

But what do you say? When you came back, it was, like,

[Reed]

the first time he got, like, mad at me.

[Big Cat]

What'd he say?

[Reed]

It's like, bro, like, don't take my skateboard.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, but, like, you saw it outside snowing, and you're like, I'm gonna go skate.

[Reed]

Yeah. Because I wanted to. I think I, like, had a chore to do or something. I don't. I don't remember what.

[Hank]

Oh, you wanted to distract an arrow.

[Kate]

Yeah, like, aaron, I'm gonna go skateboarding.

[Nick Riggs]

Whatever you want.

[Hank]

You can say that you wanted to use the skateboard as a mode of transportation to complete

[Reed]

he's got me. He's got me.

[Big Cat]

He's always got you.

[Reed]

He's always got.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so what did you say when he was like, dude, don't take my skateboard?

[Reed]

I think he was just. I was like, oh, dude, I'm super sorry.

[Big Cat]

Like, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have a skateboard of your own?

[Reed]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

So I, I, that would have been

[Brandon Walker]

really up if you had that.

[Reed]

Yeah, that would have been like, yeah. Dick thing to do, for sure.

[Kate]

Are you a skater? Are you pretty good on the skateboard?

[Brandon Walker]

That's the only woman.

[Big Cat]

That's me over there.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Hank]

I would have asked that question. You can reply to me. Wait, I actually want to know. So.

[Reed]

Dude, I'm sorry. I would say, like, I'm okay. I'm not, like, a huge skater, though, you know?

[Kate]

Okay.

[Reed]

Yeah, but, like, I can still skate, you know?

[Kate]

Like, can you do any tricks or, like, just.

[Reed]

No, no, I can just. Yeah. And not fall.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Reed]

Really all that matters.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

The wheel landed on wet again today.

[Reed]

Oh.

[Tidy]

So my.

[Brandon Walker]

Or no, it didn't land on.

[Big Cat]

Pete send you this picture or.

[Reed]

No. Yeah, he sent me.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's go. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Pete, this is going to be a good thumb.

[Reed]

Oh, this is us smoking darts, dude.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Reed]

I don't think we can do that on the thumbnail, can we?

[TJ]

Yeah, you can.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Why not?

[Reed]

Really?

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think we've done it before.

[Nick Riggs]

We'll do whatever we want.

[Big Cat]

We smoke darts on this show.

[Reed]

It's kind of a hard picture, bro. Look at this.

[Big Cat]

Wait, send it. Send it.

[Nick Riggs]

Send it to.

[Hank]

Oh, it's really good.

[Big Cat]

Do you have TJ's number?

[Reed]

No, I don't have TJ's number.

[Big Cat]

I got in there. Maybe you can.

[Hank]

Yeah, send it to me because I'd

[Big Cat]

just, like, go through kb. Yeah, it's actually better.

[Reed]

I bet.

[Big Cat]

That's a solid move by kb. I got you, dude. Buy one, get one free Chipotle.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a big night. Oh, are you excited to get home?

[Reed]

Yeah, I probably won't eat till a little later, though. I'm not that hungry. I had, like, a chocolate bar in here.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, got it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that will be.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, what are you typically eating on? Oh, dinner with. In the Pete and Reed house.

[Reed]

I cook steak. Yeah, he, like, actually cooks. He's a good cook.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Reed]

I don't cook, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What does he cook?

[Reed]

Dude, it's hard to do two things at once. I'm trying to send this picture.

[Nick Riggs]

Stop Stop talking and send the picture. We're gonna watch you, though.

[Reed]

Just. Just staring at me.

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Quiet.

[Reed]

All right.

[Nick Riggs]

Gotcha.

[Reed]

I can't find your number. KB.

[Big Cat]

Was this a trick to get KB's number?

[Tidy]

Nah.

[Reed]

No, no, no. I got it.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Danny Hurley]

All right.

[Reed]

Find it, find it, find it. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Was it on tv?

[Reed]

I did. I haven't. I haven't.

[Hank]

Yeah, you didn't say put it in there.

[Reed]

Yeah, but I will. All right. Send it to you.

[Nick Riggs]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Send that to tj. What?

[Nick Riggs]

What?

[Big Cat]

What is it? What does Pete cook?

[Reed]

He cooks, like, a bunch of, like, chili's. His. His. Like, good chicken. Like a bunch of pasta.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Things that's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's three different foods.

[Brandon Walker]

Kind of the man.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Reed]

He really is, bro. He really is.

[Hank]

I saw a homeless guy, like, pouring Doritos into his chipotle bowl.

[Reed]

Who?

[Hank]

I don't know. That's up, Stanley. No, I was like, that's a good move. Like, that sounds amaz. I want it to fund it like a shark.

[Reed]

Oh, really?

[Brandon Walker]

You don't think that sounds good?

[Reed]

I don't know if I would kind of like that combo, to be honest with you there.

[Kate]

Some people put it in the bag with the crunchies, and they shake it up and they make. And then they eat it out of the bag.

[Hank]

Sounds.

[Reed]

I would like.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Taco bag.

[Reed]

Michelle Yanga market has that, but you

[Brandon Walker]

can use, like, the bulgogi beef and what Chips. It's awesome.

[Hank]

You know me, big proponent of just chips on anything,

[Reed]

really.

[Hank]

I like adding, like, chips to entrees.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Or even, like, wow. Breaking news. Barstool and Jeff Nadu contract is inked.

[Deutsch]

Whoa.

[Nick Riggs]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a co worker.

[Moresh Patel]

No.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Hank]

So it's real. So.

[Tidy]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

I thought that was no chance that would get done.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Not any offense to Jeff. I just thought he's a tough guy to. He demands a price.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I bet you it was met.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The show is real.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Rico went on. On Pat and Kelly's show and just keeps doing the. Like. I got a lot of things going on. That's why I'm off big Central. He just can't say it.

[Nick Riggs]

He just has to say he didn't enjoy doing it.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Nick Riggs]

That's okay.

[Big Cat]

It's so easy.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If I was on pick Central, I'd rather him be saying correct.

[Big Cat]

We told him that all week. We're like, dude, just say you don't want to do it.

[Nick Riggs]

I mean, he does.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, what's going on with Rico and Tate in the jet?

[Big Cat]

That's the Repoli jet.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. But did Tate get squeezed out of that?

[Big Cat]

No, Tate's in it.

[Brandon Walker]

Tate's in it?

[Big Cat]

I think so as far as I know. Unless there's been an update during the show. Has there been?

[Brandon Walker]

I just saw he tweeted some sort of update, but I didn't have the chance.

[Big Cat]

No. That would be heartbreaking.

[Brandon Walker]

Wouldn't be great.

[Big Cat]

Finalists. The president submitted. Congratulations.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. Greer made the cut. I mean, good for. He's a Michigan man.

[Hank]

Yep.

[Kate]

Chamomile tea.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Overbook. I can further Rico boss overbooked his private judge the final four. I've known Rico for seven years. He squeezed me out. Flight costs have risen in recent days. One unbiased bald party suggested Rico give up his seat on the PJ rather than making cuts. Wait, go back.

[Brandon Walker]

So who got cut?

[Big Cat]

Tax nyc. Yeah. Being of course. Yeah. Who got cut? Or was it updated? Oh, yeah. There's an update to that tweet. More contacts. The employee left off initially understood the decision due to a belief that it was a non barstool passengers. Now it's become clear that other barstool employees Sales team are on it. Unfortunately, I was squeezed out over apparent miscommunication. Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

So he invited somebody and uninvited them.

[Big Cat]

Maybe it was grand here.

[Brandon Walker]

Could be.

[Big Cat]

Now he's on back on. Do we got the picture of Pete and then we'll send it to tj.

[Reed]

Sent it.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Danny Hurley]

Got to see this pig.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Reed, you're ripping darts.

[Reed]

I do like to rip darts.

[Chuck]

Yeah.

[Reed]

A decent amount for sure. I gotta stop. It's a bad habit.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed was on anus this morning.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

A little more read tomorrow.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

That's Pete.

[Reed]

That's Pete.

[Big Cat]

That's Pete. Pete's the man.

[Brandon Walker]

He is the man.

[Reed]

He's the man.

[Brandon Walker]

And you're gonna be watching you look you while you're eating chipotle today and you're going to send in a picture

[Reed]

of you eating too much.

[Big Cat]

Too much.

[Gaz]

It's layered. I'm sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sorry.

[Reed]

Layered. Layered.

[Danny Hurley]

Repeat. Is the man. But you're kind of the man too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

Low key.

[Big Cat]

You are also the man.

[Reed]

No, don't say that.

[Big Cat]

No. Look at you, dude.

[TJ]

Double bird.

[Big Cat]

Why you get. Why you get the white polo? Looking good.

[Hank]

It's a cool look.

[Big Cat]

That is a very cool look.

[Danny Hurley]

Timeless.

[Brandon Walker]

Where is this?

[Reed]

This is like outside of our apartment.

[Big Cat]

It's on your studio stoop.

[Reed]

On your stoop.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

That's a timeless. That's a pick.

[Reed]

That's in the summertime too. I'm pretty sure.

[Danny Hurley]

400 years.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think it was January.

[Reed]

I mean.

[Hank]

Yeah. That was summer.

[Reed]

I think so. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The shorts.

[Reed]

Shorts and the short sleeve.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mutt]

Right.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Reed]

The dart. Nothing better, right?

[Nick Riggs]

Nothing better.

[Brandon Walker]

Big dark guy.

[Kate]

Dart and stoop.

[Reed]

Yeah. I like. I like darts. For sure. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Are you ready to spin the wheel?

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick Riggs]

Let's get somebody wet. Cool.

[Big Cat]

Cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Cat Pete's tweet tonight I'm gonna lose my fucking mind.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna do it again.

[Reed]

Yeah. Dude, this is gonna be my first tweet like ever of like.

[Hank]

And you're gonna tweet it.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Tidy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Are you gonna do the Leo meme? That'd be perfect.

[Reed]

How do you do that? Reed? Burner right there.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it a burner if it's your face?

[Reed]

No, Completely not

[Brandon Walker]

your face. First name in your face?

[Hank]

Completely not at all.

[Brandon Walker]

Read closer. Closest your face as you could ever get.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Just not a bur.

[TJ]

I just think that's your last name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I could walk up to like TSA and put that in and get on the plane.

[Hank]

Literally the opposite of a bird.

[Reed]

I love you kind of like

[Big Cat]

people up. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I would just assume your last name is just Burner.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, tj. Let's get it going.

[Brandon Walker]

This is nice.

[Kate]

Yes. This makes me feel a little better.

[Big Cat]

Oh put rigs on.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, we have Reed and.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah. I'll call r Rigs. Thank. Thankfully we picked up after that cuz

[Brandon Walker]

that yeah greeted the I thought it was necessary. He boomed your ass.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

That was wild.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I should have known when he texted me and TJ being like I'm ready

[Brandon Walker]

to come on preparing a statement.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Burnsy off.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Tell me it's gonna be okay.

[Nick Riggs]

So too early to even talk about it right now.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

There you are.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh my God.

[Danny Hurley]

Brandon.

[Nick Riggs]

Shut up.

[Brandon Walker]

As long as it doesn't stop a

[Big Cat]

wet Brandon today would really.

[Nick Riggs]

I'm just trying. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Would really hit the spot.

[Nick Riggs]

I gotta go take my boy to the Mario Galaxy movie. I can't be wet in a movie with kids.

[Danny Hurley]

I heard it's dog.

[Nick Riggs]

How would you have heard that?

[Brandon Walker]

Those forums.

[Nick Riggs]

All right, well it's still 10 year old. He'll like it, right?

[Reed]

I think that happened on the first one too. Like the critic reviews were bad.

[Big Cat]

Everybody loved it.

[Nick Riggs]

Star Fox.

[Brandon Walker]

No, they shouldn't have announced that though. No surprise.

[Reed]

Oh, you almost called it Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Chuck]

Brandon.

[Danny Hurley]

Brandon had it.

[Nick Riggs]

You got to stop it hasn't close

[Brandon Walker]

trying to will it.

[Nick Riggs]

Don't ask me to tell You. It's going to be okay. We had. The first spin was dry and you. You with your practice spin. We practice spin twice and got rid of the good. The good results.

[Big Cat]

Listen, if I go back, I'd probably change how I did the that. Cuz tomorrow we're going have to do it again. And I'll do it. We'll do a practice spin tomorrow.

[Danny Hurley]

We'll just do one practice.

[Nick Riggs]

No practice spins.

[Brandon Walker]

Granted. But what if it lands on wet with no practice spins?

[Nick Riggs]

Then that's what it was supposed to be. We. We played God here. That's what we did.

[Brandon Walker]

Nah, there's still so many names on there.

[Nick Riggs]

You're telling me at the end of this somebody's going to walk in the studio wet for five seconds.

[Big Cat]

That's okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I was wondering what you.

[Big Cat]

This next spin is a practice spin.

[Nick Riggs]

No, it's not. I gotta go sleep.

[Big Cat]

This next spin is one practice. This is a practice spin.

[Danny Hurley]

Doesn't count.

[Big Cat]

It's a practice spin. Oh, I want it on Brandon. So there we go. Oh, there you go, Kate. Sorry.

[Danny Hurley]

What?

[Big Cat]

Sorry, Kate.

[Danny Hurley]

Practice.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Danny Hurley]

It's really tough.

[Reed]

No, it's.

[Brandon Walker]

Anyone Karma.

[Big Cat]

Anyone can call practice spin.

[Tidy]

No.

[Nick Riggs]

Stop with the practice spins.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good. He said he wouldn't after the. That was karma.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was.

[Danny Hurley]

See?

[Big Cat]

Practice spin got us there.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you said practice spin.

[Big Cat]

No, this is a real. One more. Kate, Call a practice spin if you want to. You can.

[Kate]

Can I?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Practice spin.

[Big Cat]

Shut the up. I love it.

[Danny Hurley]

I need.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. You got me back. We're even. We're even. Oh, look at that. Wow, Kate, well done.

[Brandon Walker]

Masterfully planned like that for a week.

[Big Cat]

Perfect. TJ never gets ever.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed, I need you feeling nervous.

[Big Cat]

So me, Brandon and Titus still on here?

[Danny Hurley]

Good job. There you go.

[Big Cat]

Brandon the man Walker.

[Danny Hurley]

Huge Brandon.

[Big Cat]

All right, Mario, drive about it again.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah, because what we're doing is stupid.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not allowed to smile or laugh at any of these results.

[Nick Riggs]

I never do.

[Big Cat]

Oh, damn.

[Brandon Walker]

That one hurt.

[Big Cat]

That one really?

[Danny Hurley]

That one really?

[Big Cat]

That one hurt for both of us.

[Danny Hurley]

I'll take my shoes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm gonna take my shoes off.

[Danny Hurley]

That one. This. That was all I needed to.

[Big Cat]

Oh, poor Deutsch ankle.

[Kate]

I don't want to jinx it, but

[Big Cat]

Hankle would be perfect.

[Kate]

That would.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. What a great shoes.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, I might be 2 for 2.

[Hank]

This is when you start worrying.

[Reed]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big Cat]

I just take off his socks. This is a pro

[Brandon Walker]

re. Do you like to get wet?

[Reed]

Like not now, right?

[Big Cat]

Good answer in the time. Good Answer.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never send you this giddy cake.

[Kate]

Sorry. I do really like Reed.

[Big Cat]

He's the man. I apologize, Reed, for saying you were a scale.

[Reed]

Oh, nice. No problem.

[Big Cat]

I do feel bad about that.

[Kate]

Remember earlier when Reed didn't know where I was?

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's Reed and Titus.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Nick Riggs]

Bro.

[Reed]

Wait, so is it out of five?

[Brandon Walker]

You said seven. Best of seven. But if you get swept, you have to piss yourself.

[Hank]

Yeah, to pe. Pee yourself.

[Reed]

If I get swept, I need to pee myself. Yeah, it's gonna be hard to do like, you know what I'm saying? All right, let's do it. Let's do it.

[Nick Riggs]

How many clothes are you gonna take off? Okay.

[Big Cat]

One. Nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

One for Reed.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No piss for Reed.

[Danny Hurley]

Every time it's tight as you, you're the one that loses your mind about it. When I should be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's true so often. One, one. There you go, Titus. No piss.

[Reed]

No piss.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed, I can tell you're getting a little nervous.

[Reed]

Yeah, for sure. Give me that. Two. One.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. Talking. I like that.

[Reed]

Two, one. No, I'm not talking. No, no, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

You did look over in his direction. Ever talk?

[Reed]

Read three.

[Nick Riggs]

One.

[Big Cat]

Baby.

[Nick Riggs]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Goddamn.

[Ankle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Nick Riggs]

I might be back in.

[Brandon Walker]

Reed. Reed.

[Big Cat]

Way to go, reed. Go. Let's go.

[Tidy]

Mark.

[Danny Hurley]

Mark.

[Big Cat]

It is always mark.

[Brandon Walker]

It's mark.

[Hank]

It's always in a lot.

[Big Cat]

It's always mark.

[Brandon Walker]

Find some shorts.

[TJ]

Good job, reed.

[Brandon Walker]

That's alaska. I'd rather it be me than mark.

[Big Cat]

Mark.

[Brandon Walker]

Hank. What's all this? On the court.

[Nick Riggs]

Ho.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow,

[Big Cat]

He's giddy.

[Brandon Walker]

He really is.

[Reed]

Shout out to Hoyt.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Hank]

Our poit. Our sweet Hoyt. I actually signed.

[Big Cat]

I have it. We will forget. I have it in my calendar.

[Hank]

Has it been a year?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I feel like April 17th. We gotta call him.

[Brandon Walker]

That's amazing.

[Big Cat]

We'll hit him up. April 17.

[Brandon Walker]

How much has changed in his life? We're doing the exact same thing. He's a senator.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Reed, how wet do you think Titus is gonna be?

[Reed]

Probably pretty wet. Yeah, probably pretty wet.

[Brandon Walker]

If it was you, how wet would you have gotten?

[Danny Hurley]

Gotten?

[Reed]

I mean, don't you have to get pretty wet?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

So I. I would have gotten really wet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure.

[Reed]

For sure. Yeah, I'd respected you.

[Hank]

Probably grew up next to a lot of water, right?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of by a lake.

[Nick Riggs]

For sure.

[Hank]

Yeah, yeah. And then like smaller lakes. You ever cliff jump?

[Reed]

No, but I want to. I want to climb like skyscraper.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that. We heard that with Donna's.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I. I asked him.

[Big Cat]

Him.

[Reed]

I. I asked him, but I don't know. I don't know what he was like. Yeah, but we didn't really make a plan at all.

[Big Cat]

I think he's in from the. Yeah, no, we called today.

[Reed]

Really?

[Danny Hurley]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm supposed to climb buildings with Reed

[Big Cat]

because we want to get you and Donnie on the show on Monday. If we can book you.

[Reed]

Yeah, you can book me, dude.

[Danny Hurley]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay, good.

[Reed]

Really? Like, we're actually doing that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny Hurley]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You want to climb buildings, right?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

You want to climb a skyscraper?

[Reed]

Not skyscraper, but there's like a genre for it, I think. I don't know what. What the genre is called.

[Big Cat]

It's like.

[Hank]

It's like urban.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Johnny does.

[Reed]

Yeah. That's why I kind of asked him to do it.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Do you have any experience? What makes you want to do this?

[Reed]

Just like. Seems fascinating to me. Just like climbing.

[TJ]

Would you say you're a daredevil?

[Reed]

That's kind of weird to say. Like, you know what I'm saying?

[TJ]

Like stealing, climbing, building things.

[Hank]

It is weird to say, like.

[Mutt]

Oh, you do.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on.

[Nick Riggs]

Damn.

[Hank]

One of the biggest daredevils.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Hobbies, like, any hidden talents or anything?

[TJ]

Don't talk to him like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, if we did a barstool talent show, what would you. And it was mandatory.

[Reed]

It's a great question, Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Steal a skateboard

[TJ]

in the snow? There's another board for that.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right.

[Reed]

A great question. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't know what I would do either.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah, I'll get back to you on that.

[Brandon Walker]

I would love to know magic.

[Reed]

That would be cool for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

I just don't have the dexterity finger wise. Yeah, never have. Ty's getting really wet, huh?

[Kate]

Yeah, he's getting soaked.

[Brandon Walker]

It better be funny.

[Nick Riggs]

That's gonna be if I know. If I know the wet wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

You hardly get got by it.

[Nick Riggs]

I've gotten got by it. No. And I don't like to see my friends get got by it.

[Brandon Walker]

It's never happened to Danny.

[Nick Riggs]

Had a. A rare. Had a. Had an idea five years ago and now it's. We're beholden to it the rest of our lives.

[TJ]

It's called commitment.

[Nick Riggs]

Just.

[Brandon Walker]

It's in the logo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh.

[Kate]

Hoisting the.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, so it's not an ice cream cone.

[Brandon Walker]

So that was.

[Nick Riggs]

That's what you thought.

[Brandon Walker]

Believe this or not, it's unrelated cones.

[Hank]

What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker]

This is a. I believe I think it's unrelated cones.

[Nick Riggs]

Multiple.

[Brandon Walker]

One of the coaches said that they were acting like traffic cones on base, and so the coach brought a cone, and now they're hoisting that cone. Unrelated to the first cone.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Hank]

A pierogi ice cream cone.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's getting real murky.

[Hank]

It seems like it's catching on.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm very happy it's happening. Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

That's a great fit.

[Nick Riggs]

Oh, that's the Michael Jordan. Barcelona.

[Big Cat]

That looks great.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Titus, way to go.

[Nick Riggs]

How do you come back from the wet wheel? Looking way cooler.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. I kind of want to spin the wheel right now for tomorrow. I think we'll. I think we'll be. Will be reset by tomorrow. I think we spin it right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you have the say.

[Nick Riggs]

I'm going to see Mario.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, you don't want to know what tomorrow is. You could dress appropriately.

[Brandon Walker]

You wear trunks. Let's see what tomorrow is.

[Big Cat]

Just do it. Yeah, just spin it. Let's see what tomorrow is.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus, you have time after this, okay?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He couldn't resist. He had to see. Come on, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he forgot his car.

[Big Cat]

What about your John Smoltz? Spin it, tj. This is official for tomorrow. Yes. Told you, boys.

[TJ]

We're good.

[Danny Hurley]

Done.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's.

[Brandon Walker]

Spin it again. It could land on wet.

[Big Cat]

Well, tomorrow, yeah, it's.

[Gaz]

See you guys tomorrow.