Reed The Chiller Tells Us The Latest In His Budding Romance With Brianna Chickenfry | The Yak 5-8-26

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Title: Reed The Chiller Tells Us The Latest In His Budding Romance With Brianna Chickenfry | The Yak 5-8-26
Date: May 8, 2026
Host & Regulars: Big Cat (Dan Katz), KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Eddie, Mincy (Ben Mintz), Hank, Finn, Danny, Reed, Others
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A classic loose-packed Yak episode: romantic updates from Reed “The Chiller” and Brianna Chickenfry’s saga, Barstool’s office antics, Vegas plans, card collecting, and a deep-dive into everyday conspiracy theories, finished with a live-action foul-ball stunt and signature comic banter.

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1. Reed & Brianna Chickenfry: Romance, Flowers, and “Chilling”

[06:38–19:04]

• The Flower Debate
  • Reed (“The Chiller”) admits to sending Brianna Chickenfry flowers congratulating her on her new house in Florida.
  • The cast debates if it was Reed’s idea or if he was egged on by friends (Danny, Peyton, Katic) who were present during the purchase.
  • Reed confesses: “I love the idea, but didn’t come up with the idea.” [12:18]
  • The group’s consensus: Reed is overthinking and should just “chill.”
• Power Plays in Modern Courtship
  • Discussion around the blurred lines between friendship and romantic pursuit, with Brianna claiming Reed “friend-zoned” her.
  • Quote: “He’s a mess over her.” (Finn) [07:32]
  • The Yak coaches Reed to regain some power: talk to other girls, subtly play it cool, maybe post with other women on TikTok to even out the dynamic.
  • Quote: “Dude, there’s a kindergarten teacher in Chagrin Falls, Ohio right now who would die for you.” (Big Cat) [16:00]
• Next Steps: Chill, Don’t Chase
  • Reed agrees to back off: “I think just chill. It depends on what she does.” [13:02]
  • Plan: spend the weekend out with the boys, relax, stop over-analyzing, and maybe let opportunity come to him.

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2. Barstool Antics & Office Life

[02:00–06:35 | 19:46–30:00 & throughout]

• Kisses, Pranks, and Cookie Disappointments
  • Quick office anecdote: Big Cat and Nick kiss 13 times for a bit. “It was a lot of kisses.” (Big Cat) [02:28]
  • Brandon on the logistics: “13 and a raspberry is kind of perfect.” [02:39]
  • Recaps of previous bits include a foiled cookies storyline and the “checked off gun” theory in office sketches.
• Dana’s Bald Look
  • Dana debuts a shaved head, prompting Eastern European and “Freddy Krueger” jokes.
  • Kyle: “You look like a Russian. Like Jokic’s cousin in the Chernobyl blast zone.” [23:30]
• Props, Pranks & Bags
  • Mincy arrives with “prop comedy”—a suitcase symbolizing his Vegas trip.
  • Paranoia over its contents, with speculation about drugs or hidden items; it’s just shoes and running gear, despite much suspicion.
• Physical Comedy
  • Nikki Smokes injures his quad while re-enacting a foul-ball catch—a true Yak injury, immediately becoming content fodder.

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3. Vegas Plots and Mincy’s “Reset Weekend”

[30:02–42:05]

• Mincy’s Solo Vegas Catalyst
  • After “everyone in Barstool has shot their wad and then some on Vegas,” Mincy heads out for a detox/recharge, a three-night Widespread Panic run, and some “Steam room. Vegas Unplugged weekend, baby.” (Mincy) [30:24]
  • Details on travel hack: cheap flights, comped Aria room, cheap concert tickets.
• Family Ties to Vegas Mob Lore
  • Mincy tells of his great-uncle who survived a hit in a Chicago mob bar, later marrying his great-aunt in Vegas.
  • Family connections: “He was picking up money for Santo Trafficante. He worked with Sam Giancana...” [33:14]
• Plans for Peppermint Hippo
  • Mincy is tasked to recover lost Barstool sunglasses from the Peppermint Hippo strip club—potential lap dance required.
• Mental Tailgating
  • Mincy describes getting hyped up for things at home (sports, concerts) as “mental tailgating.”
  • “I'm just getting pumped up in my mind.” (Mincy) [35:08]

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4. Card Collecting, Sports Gambling, and Memes

[54:45–66:41, 86:20–91:49]

• Card Value Discovery
  • Steven Cheah realizes his 1997 Jordan insert card, if PSA 10, could be worth $18,000.
  • Fears around shipping valuables; horror stories of lost one-of-one cards.
• Conspiracy Time: Rockies’ 50/50 Raffle
  • Segment analyzing if the Rockies' charity raffle is rigged because winning numbers often start with ‘990’.
  • Multiple hypotheses (less and more nefarious), AI analysis, and a collective “would anyone care?” if proven.
• Stadium Memorabilia Hunting
  • Big Cat is on a quest for outrageous sports stadium artifacts: Bills' urinals, Boise blue turf slice, “phallic footballs” sculpture formerly at Camp Randall.
  • Dream items: “I want ridiculous things that are like, ‘why do you have that?’” (Big Cat) [86:26]

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5. Pod Hijinks: Live-action Foul Ball Catch

[92:33–99:40]

• Dana’s Dream
  • Dana’s #1 life goal: catch a foul ball while holding a beer at a real MLB game.
  • The Yak simulates the stunt in-studio; Nikki Smokes gets (realistically) injured in the process.
  • “That’s my number one thing I want to do in life.” (Dana) [92:55]
• Shenanigans Ensue
  • Beer (water) gets spilled, chaos erupts, and Nikki limps off with the aid of a wheelchair, after some prank “wet fart spray.”
  • “I hope one of you old guys tears something next!” (Nikki Smokes, after getting pranked and hurt) [103:04]

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6. Cosmic Banter: Aliens, Vastness, and Existential Angst

[70:38–81:22]

• Aliens and Deep Space (Heavy Section)
  • Kyle opens a discussion on new “unsealed” alien info; Yak skepticism reigns.
  • “Just do something... Do something!” (Big Cat, challenging aliens to finally show up) [75:00]
  • The group watches a video on the size of the universe, getting increasingly unsettled:
    • “That was really scary. All the universes and...” (Kyle) [82:54]
    • “It's more scary to think there is nothing, that we're the only ones.” (Iowan English Teacher) [76:13]
• Fun with Names
  • “You know alien spelled backwards is Neil A? Neil Armstrong?” (Kyle) [81:39]

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7. Arcade Nostalgia, Video Game Bias, and Pop Culture

[110:04–116:17]

• Danny & Eddie’s Arcade Adventure
  • Trip to “America’s largest arcade,” complete with a (rigged) NBA Jam showdown and reminiscing about classic arcade cabinets—from Ninja Turtles to Simpsons.
  • “NBA Jam has a thing where if you’re leading by a lot, you’ll miss shots… engineered to keep it close.” (Danny) [111:27]
• Offbeat Debates
  • Deep dive into which Ninja Turtle is the best. Split between Raphael (cool but rude) and Donatello (smarter/staff).
  • “Donatello is the best, that’s who Wiz Khalifa said he’d want to smoke with…” (Brandon Walker) [115:56]

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8. Final Office Banter, Recurring Bits, and Sign-Off

[123:15–127:12]

• Buzzcut Trend
  • Kyle notes that he, Deutsch, and Nikki now make “a buzzcut office.”
• Plans for Weekend
  • KB going to White Sox game, hoping to achieve the foul ball dream.
• Spin the Wheel & Goodbyes
  • The Yak closes with upbeat energy, more riffs on open relationships, and positivity for the weekend ahead.
  • “Great week, Dana!” – the team celebrates another week of chaos.
  • Reed gets his sendoff: “Go chill.” [19:32]

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Big Cat: “Dude, there’s a kindergarten teacher in Chagrin Falls, Ohio right now who would die for you.” [16:00]
• Reed: “I think just chill. Just chill. It depends on what she does.” [13:02]
• Dana: “That’s my number one thing I want to do in life is catch a foul ball with beer in my hands.” [92:55]
• Finn (Mincy): “Steam room. Vegas Unplugged weekend, baby.” [30:26]
• Kyle: “You look like a Russian. Like Jokic’s cousin in the Chernobyl blast zone.” [23:30]
• Big Cat: “Just do something... Do something!” (about aliens) [75:00]
• Danny: “NBA Jam has a thing where if you’re leading by a lot, you’ll miss shots… engineered to keep it close.” [111:27]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Reed & Brianna/Flower Story: 06:38–19:04
• Mincy’s Vegas Plans: 30:02–42:05
• Rockies 50/50 Raffle Deep Dive: 54:45–66:41
• Stadium Memorabilia Segment: 86:20–91:49
• Live Foul Ball Catch / Nikkis Injury: 92:33–99:40
• Arcade/NBA Jam Nostalgia: 110:04–116:17
• Cosmic Scale & Aliens: 70:38–81:22
• Show Wrap, Wheel & Sign-off: 123:15–127:12

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Vibe: Playfully chaotic, irreverent, heavy on inside jokes and trust among friends who riff on everything from romance and existential terror to office pranks and sports memorabilia.
• Who Should Listen: Anyone seeking an hour-plus of laughter, cultural references, and deep Barstool lore; light on structure, heavy on fun.
• Overall: A classic Yak: you’re always “chilling” even when you’re overthinking everything.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Danny]

Hello big guy.

[Big Cat]

Hi Nick. We kissed a lot.

[Eddie]

That was a lot of.

[Big Cat]

That was a lot of kisses.

[Brandon Walker]

13 kisses. And what caught me off guard? My eyes were shut. Your lips were wet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I had to pre wet them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, your. Your lips were soaked.

[Big Cat]

I was. I, I, I.

[Danny]

What?

[Finn]

I'm not.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna give you a dry kiss.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you're right. That would have ruined you your reputation.

[Big Cat]

That was a lot of kisses.

[Brandon Walker]

Thirteen.

[Big Cat]

Thirteen.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a perfect.

[Big Cat]

And a raspberry.

[Eddie]

Raspberry.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's the perfect amount.

[Big Cat]

It really is.

[Danny]

Yeah, but by, by how many kisses was that? Too many kisses.

[Brandon Walker]

I think 20 would have been too much. Yeah, but 13 and a raspberry is kind of perfect.

[Mincy]

A lot of spitting on co workers this week.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're right.

[Mincy]

When did you guys kiss? Sorry I missed all this morning.

[Big Cat]

This morning also Connor's. Yep.

[Danny]

It does need to be said that Nick wrote one more time.

[Finn]

Oh, yeah, I did.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Hank]

What?

[Danny]

Wait, Nick wrote this into the script.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Hank]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm going up and down hard. Thank you. That's all.

[Hank]

Holy.

[Big Cat]

Legitimately kissed.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

13 kisses. I'm, you know, a little upset at myself. I sh. It would have been funny if I stayed extra long for the last.

[Brandon Walker]

We just made out on the floor.

[Big Cat]

Close. Yeah. And then Fasoli tweets out, like, say we will about big cat Nick. But they're always committed to making out.

[Connor Griffin]

That's.

[Big Cat]

This is why they're different. That's why they're at the top of the game. What's up, guys?

[Danny]

Were you joking? Did he really sweet things. He didn't tweet that out.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Finn]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

He might matter of time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Great job, Connor. That was a very fun watch.

[Danny]

Our special boy.

[Brandon Walker]

He stresses over this day like he's already prepping for next year.

[Danny]

He said he got 45 minutes of sleep last night.

[Big Cat]

The cookies thing is still bothering the fuck out of me. For people who watch it, the. Connor put Mark's mom's cookies in the storyline and I. The minute that happened, it was probably 15 minutes left in the episode. The minute the cookies were introduced as a key player, I was like, well, we're gonna end up with cookies.

[Hank]

Check off guns.

[Big Cat]

And we got no cookies.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a red herring.

[Big Cat]

I've been edged with cookies.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

The script had cookies in it and cookies in it.

[Danny]

They pivotal. The pivotal. The pit of it was a key point.

[Big Cat]

Everything falls apart without cookies.

[Danny]

Pivotable.

[Big Cat]

Pivotal.

[Danny]

Thank you. Was pivotal. Pivotal. Pivotal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How's it going, Kyle?

[Danny]

Kyle, Tell us.

[Hank]

Kb.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh, it hasn't today.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Recent acquisition to the home team.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You haven't gotten milk today after.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's after.

[Iowan English Teacher]

After I clock out. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So like 5, 5:30.

[Big Cat]

Got to go home. A shower the soot off you.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So not right after this. No, definitely not right around 5:30.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Are you excited?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah. You know how it's going to be like the kitty's going to hide but

[Danny]

it's a kitten, right?

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's a young kitten. Like usually if it's young to 10 weeks, they're better. I won't get much attention from it today, but yeah, I'M excited.

[Big Cat]

Who of the two adult cats are you worried about the most?

[Iowan English Teacher]

They're not even adult cats. Three and like one and a half.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Neither.

[Big Cat]

You think Piper's gonna be fine, sweetheart.

[Iowan English Teacher]

She's very social.

[Big Cat]

Is Piper. Is Piper number one.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So I think there might be a black on black connection.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. They're gonna dap up.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That was good. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Iowan English Teacher]

The other one's just gonna be afraid. She runs from everyone, hides from everyone. Even me.

[Big Cat]

Does Piper know that she's the number one? Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I like that she hisses a lot of pinky, but.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it like you don't even have pinky.

[Iowan English Teacher]

She's no pinky. She warms up. She gets close. Like she'll come on our bed. She doesn't like being touched, which is fine. It's not.

[Big Cat]

That's not fine. That's the only reason to have a cat straight in a pet.

[Iowan English Teacher]

But the rare moment when she chooses you.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Comes up to you. It makes it extra special. So I don't want to change anything yet.

[Big Cat]

She's basically nagging you the whole time.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So excited. Did. Did Reed said Brianna flowers.

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Yes. But it was kind of a. I watched it. Kind of a baller move. I think it was kind of like. Cool.

[Finn]

Cool.

[Big Cat]

Do you remember when we were first introduced to Reed?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

And it was a lot of talk about the friend zone with the chick.

[Hank]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

It all kind of makes sense.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, did you convince him to send flowers?

[Mincy]

I didn't actually. I'm editing the video now. I'll post it after. It was Katic and Peyton okay.

[Eddie]

And Peyton sent the.

[Mincy]

I don't know how it transpired, but yeah. No, they were with him during the video. They kind of influenced the decision. But Reed hasn't been like, really talking to her online like that. Like, he's been non responsive to her comments, to her replies, even to some texts he leaves like closed ended.

[Big Cat]

So he's all the flowers, Danny.

[Iowan English Teacher]

He's a mess over her.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I was talking to him today. Things have gone. Things have chilled out.

[Iowan English Teacher]

He's starting dope. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Just friends.

[Eddie]

Just friends from Reed just arrived here.

[Big Cat]

Here's the thing.

[Finn]

I don't know if this is like

[Big Cat]

really Reed doing this and it was

[Finn]

right, or if this is like Danny

[Big Cat]

or if this is like Peyton Reed paid for it.

[Finn]

Like, I don't know if.

[Mincy]

I don't know if it was his original idea.

[Big Cat]

So you guys are setting him up to be friend zone.

[Mincy]

He wants To I think we friends.

[Big Cat]

I think we need to take over

[Danny]

just the first box.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm torn because the message was classy. It wasn't creepy. It wasn't like, oh blah, blah, blah.

[Mincy]

Listen, Reed from the start was saying, just friends, just friends, just friends. Then Brianna came out. I'm playing Brie, saying, this guy friend zoned me. Then he freaked and was like, wait, I didn't friend zone you.

[Big Cat]

I, I, we gotta get, we gotta get control of our boy. Don't you guys agree?

[Iowan English Teacher]

A little too frazzled. I think part of his appeal though is that he is himself and what

[Hank]

the notes said himself is he's gotta get the power.

[Iowan English Teacher]

He's a lover boy.

[Eddie]

He's congratulating her.

[Big Cat]

Congratulations on the new house.

[Finn]

Looking forward to seeing, seeing you soon.

[Big Cat]

Sincerely read the Chiller ii. We're in deep now. I think the only way out. We gotta. Reed and Grace make a sex tape with Zach Bryan playing in the background.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the only way out of this way.

[Big Cat]

Gonna have to do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Send that to Brie.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Or Reed and Zach Bryan have sex with, with Gray. Stand up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Combination way.

[Hank]

Both of it.

[Finn]

Do both.

[Big Cat]

I'll take, I'll take either. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to be picky on this one.

[Hank]

Man.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh man, he's got it bad.

[Big Cat]

Danny, you're doing this.

[Mincy]

No, listen, if you were, like I said, if you were to like see the text in the comments, you'd be like, reed has the power. Like accidentally he's responding with like close ended comments. He's not trying to restart the conversation. Yeah, but then he sends flowers. Which again wasn't my decision.

[Danny]

Was it his decision?

[Mincy]

But then I, I can't totally blame him because he's like, wait, she just said that I friend zoned her. I don't want her to think I'm being mean, but.

[Eddie]

And I think new house is a good excuse to send your friend or potential lover friends.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Just friends.

[Eddie]

It's classy.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Where is, what is the house?

[Mincy]

She bought a house in Florida.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I believe Brianna, she was moving or just got an another one.

[Mincy]

I believe moving.

[Hank]

And we know that was read the Senta flowers. That wasn't someone yeah about it. Has anyone asked him like did you actually send her flowers or was. I'll ask him someone sending them on his behalf.

[Mincy]

It was him. He was there for the whole process behind Peyton.

[Big Cat]

He didn't hit submit.

[Hank]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

But yeah.

[Hank]

He authorized the idea of it.

[Brandon Walker]

It was his money.

[Mincy]

It was his money.

[Finn]

Okay.

[Mincy]

That's his message. He ultimately hit send.

[Hank]

It's not like a prankster like you.

[Mincy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Hank]

Sent them and said no.

[Mincy]

I. I have the video you wanted me to hold off, but I'll release it after. We can calm down here too.

[Big Cat]

Read Chiller.

[Hank]

Damn.

[Finn]

Read killer.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, that shirt, I didn't even see it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Really good shirt.

[Big Cat]

That's a really good shirt.

[Danny]

Well, you guys, I could use that laugh.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Danny]

You think? It's a normal shirt, but it's pretty. It's pretty cool shirt.

[Hank]

May the 8th be with you, Brandon.

[Danny]

Thank you. Thank you, Mark.

[Big Cat]

Just in case I have a down moment this weekend, just want to make sure I got something for my. For my camera roll. Pull that up.

[Hank]

Find yourself at the ledge, ready to jump.

[Mincy]

Hold on.

[Danny]

He's smiling.

[Big Cat]

What up?

[Eddie]

Hey, what's up?

[Big Cat]

What's up, dude? What's up, Chiller? You sent Brianna flowers?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was bad. I mean, it was good. It was good, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Have you ever sent a girl flowers before?

[Reed]

No, it was my first time and we made. We made like a video about it.

[Big Cat]

Reed, Sunday, do you have any plans?

[Reed]

No, I don't think so. Why, what's up?

[Big Cat]

Maybe send your mom some flowers.

[Reed]

Oh, cuz it's Mother's Day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah, I should probably. I should probably do that.

[Danny]

Yeah, sure.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure should do that. Now that you're in the flower giving food.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. But yeah, I think we're gonna be like, chilling now. Like, chilling.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Reed]

Flower with like. Yeah. With like a lot of it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, Yeah, I got you, like chill.

[Big Cat]

Chill. Yeah, Right?

[Reed]

Like, yeah, I. I got to dial

[Brandon Walker]

it back for sure. Is sending flowers chill?

[Danny]

Can be.

[Reed]

I think it's chill, right? No, no, like, not at all.

[Danny]

It's love.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Love ain't chill.

[Big Cat]

It's the most love you could do.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's. Please take your shirt off.

[Mincy]

Reed, was it your idea from the start?

[Hank]

Like, it's.

[Mincy]

You could say it. It was kic.

[Reed]

Yeah, it was like a part of it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, for sure.

[Reed]

They like had a doing it.

[Mincy]

You love the idea, but didn't come up with the idea.

[Reed]

Yeah, 100%. 100%.

[Big Cat]

Would you be down to make a sex video with Grace?

[Reed]

With Grace?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

To get back at Brianna.

[Reed]

Yeah, with Grace. Ali.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You got to be a little toxic.

[Danny]

We're going to have to.

[Big Cat]

Got to get toxic.

[Reed]

Yeah, dude. We got to get toxic now. I think it's. Yeah, I think it's Time to get a little.

[Finn]

All right.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Danny]

Pretty easy. Yes. Then no.

[Reed]

I'm not making a sex video.

[Big Cat]

I was joking, dude. But you do have to become a Zach Bryant super fan.

[Reed]

No, no, no, dude. Why? You guys are testing me right now. You guys are like testing me. Like you guys are like trying to make me toxic.

[Big Cat]

It is a test.

[Mincy]

They hate inter office relationships. Read just.

[Connor Griffin]

Reed.

[Hank]

What does your instincts say the next move should be?

[Reed]

I think just chill. Just chill. Okay, I'm saying yes, do that.

[Brandon Walker]

But just.

[Reed]

It depends on what she does.

[Mincy]

We keep trying to chill. We've been trying to chill for like two weeks and she talking about read on her podcast. Posting them on his Instagram.

[Big Cat]

It's awesome.

[Finn]

Guys, what is.

[Hank]

What is she doing? What do you mean by that? Depends on what she does.

[Reed]

She like comments on my TikToks and shit. You know what I'm saying? Like talks about me. It's just fudgeing.

[Danny]

What if.

[Hank]

Hit her with a. You play too much.

[Reed]

I don't think she's playing.

[Brandon Walker]

If I go out this weekend and like start talking to a girl, would you humor it?

[Reed]

Yeah, okay. Yeah. No, I don't know, bro.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I don't know.

[Reed]

I don't know. I don't like.

[Big Cat]

Oh no, she just said in the chat. What the. Brianna did.

[Danny]

Oh man.

[Hank]

Oh no.

[Big Cat]

Were you.

[Reed]

What the. What chat?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Why are you.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, you guys are lying.

[Hank]

Oh yeah.

[Reed]

Oh, you guys are lying.

[Big Cat]

My. Paul.

[Reed]

No, you guys are lying.

[Danny]

All caps.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she did.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What the.

[Reed]

No, I think. Yeah, I think we just. Oh, again, it just depends on what she does though. You know what I'm saying?

[Danny]

What if she sends you the male equivalent equivalent of flowers, which I don't know.

[Connor Griffin]

What?

[Reed]

Well, yeah, like how do you think that is?

[Big Cat]

PS5.

[Danny]

What if she sends you a PS5?

[Big Cat]

How you said your PS5.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you say the male equivalent of flowers was.

[Reed]

I'm trying to think like a.

[Connor Griffin]

Cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Getting your nipples licked.

[Big Cat]

No, no, I think you actually did say that.

[Danny]

Said that.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah, it'd be like cologne. That's the equivalent of a. Dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

If she sends you an expensive cologne.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'd be like it's go time at that point.

[Danny]

Right?

[Reed]

Well, yeah, but that. And we like actually have to go on a date.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Right. Cuz you haven't.

[Reed]

No, we haven't. So it's like. But I think we are.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Connor Griffin]

Soon.

[Reed]

Soonish.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Reed]

But I don't know. I don't know. I don't really know what's going on either. You know what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

All right, we'll just keep.

[Reed]

I, no, I will, I will dial

[Big Cat]

back KB and Titus if you need us.

[Reed]

Yeah, like, I'll text you if anything happens.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right, I can.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We got to flip the table a bit.

[Danny]

Little bit here.

[Reed]

I, I, I, I agree.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I agree.

[Big Cat]

We're running up here.

[Reed]

I think the fl. The followers are a lot, but it was, like, kind of funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The ice is tilted on us.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I don't even want to intervene. It seems like you're maybe unintentionally driving a storyline that's making girls all over the world go gaga, but he's got to go gaga.

[Big Cat]

That's overwhelming, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

That's over.

[Hank]

Love the reality.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Then you need to pick up the other girls. I don't know. They're literally gaga right now.

[Reed]

Get mad. You think Chicken Fry would get mad, though?

[Connor Griffin]

For what?

[Danny]

That worry about her.

[Big Cat]

You're right, you're right, you're right, you're

[Finn]

right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Hank]

Read, you watch football? You watch American football?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You watch American football, right? Do they play the Super Bowl? The first game.

[Reed]

So I, so, so I gotta, like, I gotta, like, ache my way up there.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Read about it.

[Hank]

You gotta go out and play some other games.

[Reed]

I should respond to all these girls, right?

[Connor Griffin]

DMS right now.

[Big Cat]

Think about it this way. Here's an analogy.

[Iowan English Teacher]

There's a girl in Des Moines right now that would die for you.

[Reed]

Read, I'm not like a woman heartthrob. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Think about it this way. Okay? Like, is it easier to make a three, a contested three pointer or step up to the free throw line?

[Hank]

You're right.

[Big Cat]

You need a free throw.

[Hank]

Free throw.

[Big Cat]

That's a Nikki Smokes type free throw. I need a free throw.

[Reed]

Free throw.

[Big Cat]

Make sure you tell her that. She's a free throw too.

[Reed]

No, I would never do it. She's like, all the way up there.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Iowan English teacher.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Fresh out of college.

[Big Cat]

Front end of a one on one.

[Reed]

You think I should, like, like. All right, so, so just talk to a lot of girls, like, on like Saturday night, Friday night?

[Big Cat]

Dude, there's effronve.

[Iowan English Teacher]

A bigger storyline.

[Big Cat]

There's a.

[Kyle]

Wait, hold on, hold on.

[Big Cat]

There's, there's a.

[Reed]

You think I should, like, post girls, like, on my TikTok?

[Big Cat]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dude, there's a kindergarten teacher in Chagrin Falls, Ohio, right now who's going through just thinking about eating?

[Reed]

I, I doubt that.

[Finn]

Yeah. I like That.

[Big Cat]

I got it.

[Connor Griffin]

I got Kyle.

[Reed]

All right.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Exactly where they are.

[Big Cat]

They are.

[Finn]

They are.

[Iowan English Teacher]

They're in Geaga County, Ohio. You're like the coolest thing in the world.

[Big Cat]

She just got to R in the Alphabet and stop.

[Reed]

That's kind of trippy to think about.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And everyone said all the little kids, little snot nosed kids were like, are you okay?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

She's like, no. Yeah, I just need a second.

[Mincy]

She said, I'm chilling.

[Reed]

All right, so maybe like, tonight I'll like, post some girls in my tick tock.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What does that mean?

[Mincy]

Yeah, what do you mean by that?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't know what that means. Just like, from. From afar,

[Big Cat]

Hanging out with these girls.

[Reed]

Guys, they're just like the complete opposite style.

[Big Cat]

Not with you at all.

[Danny]

No.

[Reed]

Like, maybe I'll chill with some girls and then like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, what's. Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do that this weekend.

[Reed]

Okay. Is that like my homework?

[Finn]

For sure.

[Reed]

Yes. All right.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Chill with some girls.

[Reed]

I should just go out with smokes at that point, you know?

[Danny]

Sure.

[Reed]

All right. All right.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Reed]

All right.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Danny]

This is a.

[Mincy]

This is.

[Reed]

This is a great idea.

[Big Cat]

Great idea.

[Reed]

Like, take the pressure off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Just let it know it's all good.

[Reed]

Yeah. I feel like some people are going to get mad, though. Like, I'm not kidding. Like, the people in my comments. Fuck it.

[Big Cat]

No, fuck it.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, text Bree right now. Just be like, hey, give one of those flowers to your friend that was in the room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she sounded hot.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Read.

[Reed]

Are you doing turn into a war?

[Finn]

That was sour.

[Reed]

I cannot do that, Nick.

[Big Cat]

That's some hard, though. Don't lie. Eating a lemon preview of her Brianna O face.

[Reed]

That's some hard.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I haven't seen the face.

[Reed]

Like, honestly, like, the flowers, Bri.

[Big Cat]

Like, I don't give a.

[Reed]

About the flowers. I got told to send the flowers.

[Big Cat]

Give us that face again. The.

[Reed]

More like,

[Brandon Walker]

Dude.

[Reed]

All right, this is a good plan, though.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just have fun.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I gotta chill.

[Big Cat]

You're still single. Yeah, for now. You know that, right?

[Reed]

I know, I know, I know. I gotta. I gotta.

[Mincy]

Like you said a thousand times, just friends.

[Reed]

Yeah, I. I gotta process that in my brain sometimes when, like, she starts commenting. You know what I'm saying?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're still single. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Friday night should be fun, though. I mean, that's tonight. Yeah. Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

All right.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Awesome.

[Reed]

Great plan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, great plan.

[Hank]

You got this.

[Big Cat]

Go chill.

[Reed]

Let's go. Chill.

[Big Cat]

Be yourself. I do want to see him. Just like, to take a picture of, like, a group of chicks across the bar.

[Hank]

What does that mean? I'm gonna post chicks.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I can post chicks on my tick tock.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Then he was gonna acquire, like, locate and obtain them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, well, a co worker did another Che me.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what happens in the yak chat?

[Brandon Walker]

He answered the math question you sent. I stole that answer and responded. Wrong answer. No, I'm getting lampooned.

[Big Cat]

No, Destroy.

[Brandon Walker]

People are wishing death upon me.

[Big Cat]

Steve.

[Brandon Walker]

For saying 79.

[Big Cat]

He really is the just.

[Brandon Walker]

What the. Steve, What's a.

[Connor Griffin]

Bring up the question. I thought it was 79.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

All right. 80.

[Finn]

40.

[Hank]

40.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You said that is 79.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Isn't it Pemdas?

[Iowan English Teacher]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Okay, hold on.

[Connor Griffin]

Multiplication before division.

[Brandon Walker]

And I'm.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh, you went crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I went nutty. But

[Big Cat]

I mean, like, can we take Che to the Apple store and be like, hey, we.

[Danny]

Oh, mousa did. Is that right?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Wait, is it wrong sex?

[Eddie]

Right?

[Iowan English Teacher]

You did it again.

[Danny]

Oh, 64 people are saying yeah doesn't have same priority. That means that whichever one's first goes first.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So what's right? 17.

[Brandon Walker]

10 times 10, which is 4 times 4?

[Danny]

16.

[Listener/Caller]

80 minus 1664.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Wait, it's 10 times 4.

[Hank]

Sandra answering this.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Why is it not 10 times 4 first?

[Listener/Caller]

Yeah, why is she answering exponents first, left to right. And then you do division and multiplication first, left to right.

[Hank]

Sandra's a. Sandra, how old are you? And she says this.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So division and multiplication are tied.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, do it left to right.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, then why is it Pemdas? You, me, Steve, The M is first.

[Big Cat]

We got to take him to Best Buy. The geek squad. Like, we got a faulty Asian. You just check them out for us. Yeah, plug them back in. How do you get that wrong? You're the math guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Our Asian doesn't know Pemdas.

[Danny]

What?

[Connor Griffin]

I usually see the Pemdas.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a chimney on a lake.

[Finn]

Steve.

[Kyle]

I like.

[Connor Griffin]

I like. I like the. The ones where they.

[Finn]

They find.

[Connor Griffin]

I like the ones where they find a pattern and you got to guess the next one.

[Hank]

Good call back.

[Connor Griffin]

Thank you. It's one of my.

[Hank]

In a lake.

[Mincy]

Also, why. Why is Chicago History tweeting that?

[Big Cat]

I have no idea.

[Mincy]

They have the most random post. They. They used to do a countdown to Halloween starting with day 200.

[Big Cat]

I just. Yeah, I mean, I

[Mincy]

sw. Yeah. It's just so random.

[Danny]

What's that? Starting in, like, March, we find that

[Mincy]

it has nothing to do. I've tweeted about it before for. Also, Mincy just came up to me and says, I have really something funny for Yak. Only if y' all need it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Well, we need it.

[Danny]

We badly need it.

[Big Cat]

You know we need it. He knows when we need it.

[Brandon Walker]

It's one of those slow Fridays.

[Danny]

Yeah. I mean, we are celebrating the Mother's Day anniversary, but.

[Big Cat]

Dana, get in here.

[Listener/Caller]

Dana, lose the hat.

[Big Cat]

Dana, get in here.

[Danny]

Dana, lose a hat.

[Big Cat]

Dana.

[Danny]

Dana.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Danny]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Finn]

Dana.

[Danny]

All right. Dana's bald as a bat. Dana's going for, like, the company man Olympics this week.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy.

[Danny]

He's going for extra credit.

[Big Cat]

His wife is a saint. Yeah.

[Danny]

Why don't you go ahead. Why are you wearing a hat? Oh, I don't care.

[Big Cat]

I actually don't think it looks that bad.

[Kyle]

You like a. Like a Russian?

[Brandon Walker]

Russian.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You look like.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah, you do look Slavic as.

[Big Cat]

You really look Slavic.

[Iowan English Teacher]

To eat a big pepper breakfast.

[Kyle]

It's cool with the headphones on, too. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Jokic. Cousin in the Chernobyl blast zone. Yeah. Sticks and some. Nothing will ever kill me.

[Danny]

Freddy Krueger.

[Big Cat]

What better night than tonight to kick off our Halloween countdown. 127 nights till Halloween. What?

[Eddie]

Why?

[Danny]

June 26th. That's penis day.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wow.

[Mincy]

I think they just try to get engagement any possible way. Whether or not has to do with Chicago history.

[Big Cat]

Good for that.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I kind of want to see him eat a bunch of peppers and salted meats.

[Brandon Walker]

You look like you're from North Macedonia. You and Spider looks like he does.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hey, did your brother ever hit you back? He actually didn't.

[Danny]

I don't.

[Kyle]

I'm kind of concerned.

[Big Cat]

Text him. I want to hear about Hammy. Yeah.

[Kyle]

He never called me back.

[Eddie]

I hope you didn't roll over on him.

[Hank]

No.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Busy guy.

[Brandon Walker]

And he's laying next to your bed.

[Eddie]

Careful.

[Brandon Walker]

It's your brother.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he. He's not much one for the camera, so I understand.

[Big Cat]

But I still am, like, dying to hear his side of the Hammy.

[Kyle]

I know for. Are you just. Yeah, sometimes we would just pass them around.

[Big Cat]

But he was older, right? So he has more memories.

[Kyle]

I think that's pretty much it.

[Brandon Walker]

How many. How many games of past Hammy did you play?

[Kyle]

It was daily. What?

[Brandon Walker]

How long did you have Hammy?

[Kyle]

I couldn't recall.

[Big Cat]

How many days did you do it? Because that'd be funny if you're like, two. It was every day.

[Kyle]

I think we went through multiple hamsters.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It was always named Hammy.

[Kyle]

It was Hammy one.

[Danny]

Hammy, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I like that consistency.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Consistency. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What's going on, guys?

[Danny]

I just wanted to talk to you with your shaved head.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You're killing it this week.

[Kyle]

Thanks, guys. I mean, it's been fun.

[Big Cat]

What does your wife think about the shaved head?

[Kyle]

She doesn't hate it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Okay.

[Danny]

She's. She seems to be.

[Kyle]

She's a saint.

[Danny]

Down for whatever. Yeah, she's a saint. She seems like an awesome person.

[Kyle]

Yeah, she's an absolute saint.

[Danny]

Congratulations.

[Big Cat]

Either that or.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it'd be a little different.

[Eddie]

She's.

[Danny]

Yes, Dan.

[Big Cat]

She's a saint.

[Kyle]

What? What, Dude.

[Big Cat]

Or she has, like, a really hot boyfriend.

[Finn]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana. Dana, you better keep your hand on that cart.

[Big Cat]

Bring it home, Dana. Bring it home.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't you quit, Dana.

[Big Cat]

Bilateral. She wants.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Come on. Bring me that money.

[Finn]

That's.

[Kyle]

That's not nice. Stop it.

[Iowan English Teacher]

And don't let your opponents lose on technicalities. Earn it the hard way.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You've had a hell of a weekday, and I'm proud of you.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Crushing it.

[Kyle]

Got surviving. Coming up.

[Big Cat]

Oh, geez.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Kyle]

That's another thing to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Excited for that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, she's amped up, too.

[Hank]

Go all the way, babe. Oh, man.

[Kyle]

What's. What's. What's the. What's the yak today?

[Danny]

Nick got a math problem.

[Finn]

Wrong.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's one of those days.

[Big Cat]

Connor Griffin made me and Nick kiss

[Hank]

the boy for no reason.

[Kyle]

You kissed back?

[Brandon Walker]

Me?

[Danny]

He was.

[Big Cat]

Dad. He did.

[Brandon Walker]

I did.

[Big Cat]

He absolutely did.

[Danny]

Is he. Is he hovering or is he got. See above us or around us?

[Brandon Walker]

Let's see if the person he's talking to is laughing or even smiling.

[Danny]

I don't know where he is or even there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's a good point.

[Mincy]

There.

[Danny]

He's right above us.

[Eddie]

He's got somebody cornered.

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

I always say a hat. Is that White Sox Dave's hat?

[Big Cat]

No. Poor guy. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Oh, that's Hannah.

[Hank]

That's Montoya.

[Danny]

Oh, dear.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Just doing the circle technique.

[Hank]

Hot tub will be open a couple weeks.

[Big Cat]

All right. Good talk.

[Danny]

Yeah. Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh. She has a.

[Brandon Walker]

When you think you're out, she's not.

[Danny]

She doesn't have any lines in this. Just walk over here. Look out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Now the conversation surely over.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this weekend his reset?

[Danny]

Another guy, another person? No, sir. This might be the full circle.

[Big Cat]

Mind you, he's got it.

[Kyle]

What is his.

[Big Cat]

So good if he came back this week. Coming back. He's coming back.

[Hank]

That's not. Of something else I should say.

[Brandon Walker]

He's been talking about his reset weekend this.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, one more thing here.

[Hank]

More thing about the hot tub. You should know.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's. It's really hot. You need to know.

[Kyle]

Who's he talking to?

[Eddie]

That's Dave just talking to the pillar.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[M]

Really?

[Danny]

He's literally talking to.

[Big Cat]

We put Google.

[Eddie]

Guys talks to it now.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Eddie]

So.

[Finn]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Do we have to hear his thing?

[Mincy]

I have no clue what it is, but I think we need to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, if it's not funny, we get to punch you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah, you're gonna punch me. It's not gonna be funny. It's already.

[Danny]

Oh, he didn't even turn around.

[Kyle]

He just.

[Eddie]

Nope.

[Danny]

Started booking it.

[Big Cat]

I knew they'd need me.

[Danny]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Does he have something to show us?

[Danny]

Probably his phone.

[Big Cat]

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[Kyle]

Of what?

[Big Cat]

He said he was releasing power rankings for both spring break and the PM Max's bachelor party.

[Danny]

Oh, why is it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, whoa. We got a bag.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it's prop comedy.

[Big Cat]

Got a prop. Oh, Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Jesus.

[Finn]

Benz, how are we doing?

[Kyle]

Good.

[Iowan English Teacher]

How are you?

[Eddie]

Good.

[Finn]

Left.

[Danny]

Why the suitcase?

[Finn]

I just think it's like, funny, ironic, and the true ass backwards nature. After everyone in barstool has shot their wad and then some on Las Vegas. I'm going today.

[Danny]

You're headed to Vegas?

[Finn]

I'm headed to Vegas.

[Danny]

Oh, Finn. Mint's headed to Vegas.

[Big Cat]

For what?

[Danny]

I.

[Finn]

Well, I mean.

[Danny]

Play some poker?

[Finn]

No.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Finn]

Lady friend three night Widespread Panic Run.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Finn]

Stay in it, Aria. Gonna go to the pool. Steam room. Vegas Unplugged weekend, baby.

[Danny]

Who's paying for it?

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean?

[Big Cat]

I thought this was your reset.

[Eddie]

Did Aria.

[Danny]

No, I am.

[Finn]

I'm chilling. I'm chilling. I'm just gonna go to the Steam room. Chill.

[Danny]

I was paying for this so I

[Finn]

can do some sober panic Joe's. We're chilling.

[Danny]

I was paying for this.

[Finn]

Pay for this. Me.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Finn]

Got a 400 round trip flight. Got a. Got a room at Aria. I got. Got this thing pretty. Pretty dialed in. But I think it's just funny that after everyone's done it and then.

[Big Cat]

So.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're gonna go tear it back up.

[Finn]

Yeah, I just think it's like, kind

[Danny]

of like that's so much content in Vegas.

[Big Cat]

I thought no one would ever go to Vegas again.

[Finn]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's. It's gonna be really fun, though. I'm looking forward to it. It's like 105 degrees out there every day this week.

[Danny]

Oh, that's hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that'll be nice for a reset.

[Finn]

Yeah. Get the pool. Got the steam room. And then.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you going to come back refresh?

[Finn]

I'm going to come back reach. I need to relight the flame. I've been in a little, like. I've had, like, an aversion or running the last couple weeks, and I hadn't really been eating that healthy. I got to re. We got to re.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So this.

[Finn]

I'm a little rut. We got to recharge.

[Danny]

You have been to a widespread show in two.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Rejuvenate.

[Finn]

What's up?

[Danny]

How long has it been since you've been doing.

[Finn]

I did the Birmingham Tate ones. Those were like, those. It was. That was a lot different.

[Hank]

That was work.

[Finn]

Yeah. Yeah, that was work, but I'm just. I just need to re. We gotta. I don't know why I've had this aversion to running lately. Yeah, I don't. I don't feel. I haven't felt like myself the last couple style.

[Big Cat]

Vegas is the place to find yourself.

[Finn]

Let's turn. Let's turn this back up. Yeah, but I'm excited.

[Big Cat]

Could you maybe go look for Zach's glasses at the Peppermint Hippo?

[Finn]

Yeah, I'll do that. Is it where it's for? So I thought. Was it the rhino?

[Big Cat]

No, the Peppermint Hippo. I didn't.

[Finn]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

You want me to go? Go in. So the Peppermint Hippo.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

One of the employees has his glasses.

[Big Cat]

Someone has his glass.

[Finn]

Okay.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's like a hood guy.

[Finn]

I'll do it. I got Dad. I got free time during the day.

[Big Cat]

We'll make a video.

[Finn]

Peppermint. Yeah.

[Danny]

We suspect the stripper is going with, like, a teacher gimmick and she needed glasses or Something before and then she, like, undoes her, you know. You know, teachers are all buttoned up.

[Big Cat]

You might have to get a lap dance to get these Peppermint hippo.

[Finn]

I'm going to go to the. I hadn't been to the organized crime museum yet downtown. I'm gonna try to go to that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, sorry about your. Your grandmother's sister's husband. Husband.

[Finn]

He survived. He got shot in the mouth.

[Brandon Walker]

How's he now?

[Danny]

I'm still sorry.

[Hank]

He's. We get him on the show.

[Finn]

Like, I. I tried to. I got so in a rabbit hole when I found this. I went through, like, trying to find all relatives. They're all dead on his side. But he. He got shot at the old Trade Winds bar, which was like a mafia bar till the late 60s in Chicago. But he survived. And then he ended up in Vegas in the Desert Inn, and he met my great aunt and got married there in 1957.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so you. He wasn't. This is pretty relation to you.

[Finn]

Yes. Oh, but he survived. And then. But like, he went to Cuba, picked up when the. They had the Cuban casinos. He was picking up money, bringing it back for Santo Traffic Canty. He worked with Sam Giancana. He did, like, had liquor with Joe Kennedy. Like freaking crazy in my family. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we get him on the yak?

[Danny]

Is it possible?

[Hank]

I guess.

[Kyle]

Is it the man?

[Danny]

Is it.

[Hank]

What was that?

[Danny]

Is it. Is it possible he was never shot by Chicago outfit.

[Big Cat]

He said, what the.

[Finn]

No. So he got shot.

[Danny]

Did he tell your great aunt that?

[Finn]

I went. I got a YouTube video of it. So he survived. I got a YouTube video telling the story.

[Danny]

He did survive.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What's he doing now?

[Hank]

We get him on the act.

[Finn]

Yeah, I. I think he's long gone, boys. He married my great aunt in 1957.

[Danny]

They've been married 70, almost 70 years.

[Finn]

I think he's been gone a few.

[Hank]

So he didn't survive, but he survived.

[Finn]

I mean, he survived, but you took

[Brandon Walker]

back the rest in peace from that guy.

[Finn]

Yeah, I don't. I guess. I guess I was so confused. I didn't clarify. I know that's hard to believe.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we ask what the mental tailgate was for the hockey game that you were doing?

[Finn]

Oh, I was just excited about it all day. I just. I've gotten so into the NHL, it's every year because, I mean, I grew up in the south, not a hockey king. And every year I just watch more and more of the Stanley Club playoffs, and it's like the same thing where I'll have an NBA playoff game on the third quarter and it's a 30 point blowout and I'm like, why am I watching this? And then I flip over to the NHL Stanley cup and it's three.

[Danny]

Three.

[Finn]

And they're killing themselves.

[Hank]

That's kind of like you, Brandon, right? Yeah, I guess it is hockey. Because you're like from the south and you didn't really have hockey growing up

[Brandon Walker]

and now you fell in love with it.

[Finn]

Yeah, I got Canadians 13 to one to win the east too. So I'm like into this Montreal.

[Danny]

What is. What's a mental tailgate, though? Why not just tailgate?

[Finn]

Because it's not an actual tailgate. It's just mentally like. I'm not at a tailgate. But.

[Danny]

What are you doing?

[Finn]

I'm just excited all day about it.

[Danny]

Are you mental cornhole. Are you grilling?

[Finn]

I'm just getting pumped up in my mind.

[Danny]

Are you eating hot dogs and wings in your mind?

[Finn]

Yeah, like so that's why I'm just getting hyped up for some playoffs.

[Big Cat]

Porta Potty, so.

[Hank]

Said another way, I'm excited for the game tonight.

[Finn]

Yes.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I like a mental.

[Kyle]

I really like a mental table.

[Finn]

Yeah, it's like the end. I only say that if it's like something I'm really excited.

[Big Cat]

Like. So I'm mentally tailgating right now to go to sleep tonight.

[Danny]

Are you?

[Finn]

That you're excited about? Yeah, I'm sure. After. Yeah.

[Hank]

Are you mentally tailgating for Widespread Concerts right now?

[Finn]

Kinda. Like this one.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's a detox.

[Finn]

No, this one? No, I am excited. It's just. It's like the. The three. The three night run is just a rite of passage, man. Because it's just like the three days straight. Oh, it's like tonight.

[Big Cat]

This is your first time doing it.

[Finn]

Definitely not.

[Nikki Smokes]

But.

[Finn]

But the three night run, it's like tonight's like.

[Danny]

So which night are you going to.

[Hank]

So isn't a rite of passage.

[Finn]

Well, it's just like tonight's the. Tonight's the appetizer. It's like, you know, you got a peak Saturday or Sunday with it. The third night's always the best.

[Hank]

When are you going to be tailgating mentally? For which?

[Brandon Walker]

On the flight?

[Hank]

Not tonight. Tonight's concert. You just. You're getting your toes today.

[Finn]

Yeah. Tonight I'm checking into the Aria and then.

[Hank]

Because I want to mentally tailgate with you. Like if I'm at home at like 2pm tomorrow, is that the time I should.

[Finn]

I have. I think I might have a friend of the program coming Sunday. So I. I think Sunday.

[Hank]

Sunday is a minute.

[Danny]

Wait, wait. Are you. Is Titus even invited to the mental tailgate?

[Finn]

Titus is always invited.

[Hank]

All right, I'll be mentally tailgating.

[Big Cat]

Who's the friend of the program?

[Finn]

I mean, I think. I think we might. We might might have a Rochelle Iran appearance for this.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we might be.

[Finn]

We might be on Sunday on Mother's Day. Mother's Day. I mean, America's. You know, she has milk Monday. So, yeah, the Mother's Day. I've been texting with her, and I'm just like, hey, don't even look this up. Just come ready to shake your ass. And she's like, I'm ready, man.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Hank]

So that's what you texted her?

[Finn]

I just. I talked to her. I was like. I was like, you've probably never heard of them. I promise you're gonna love it. Just come ready to shake your ass. She said, I'm ready,

[Big Cat]

man.

[Finn]

So it's gonna be a good, good weekend. I'm excited.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Kyle]

I love mentally tailgate.

[Big Cat]

And we don't mind.

[Iowan English Teacher]

We like what you said.

[Finn]

Let's be honest. The middle tailgates, right? For Sunday, of course. The Sunday shows and this is like a music thing. Big Cat. I'm sure it's hard.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

They always say never miss a Sunday. The Sundays are always the best.

[Brandon Walker]

Will you text us when you're mental tailgating so we can join?

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah, I will. It'll be from the aria pool as I'm catching some rain.

[Brandon Walker]

That sounds like an accident.

[Finn]

That's when that'll tailgate.

[Danny]

That's just tailgating.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah, pretty much.

[Kyle]

Well, can you mentally tailgate during a tailgate?

[Danny]

Great question.

[Finn]

I think the steam room will have some mental tailgating too. Yeah, sounds like sweating.

[Danny]

Got a hell of a weekend plan.

[Finn]

Yeah. It's gonna be fun, man. I'm excited. Never stayed in Arya before, too, but

[Iowan English Teacher]

it's not completely fun. It's more clinical.

[Finn]

I'm going to. I'm going to the gym. Like, I need to.

[Iowan English Teacher]

The gym is going to be a healthy gym wear.

[Finn]

No, but in ar, the panic thing gets me charged to work out and run. And I feel like lately I've been lifting, but the running. I mean, I feel five pounds on me for the last two weeks. It's just like I'm in a little rut right now, craving sugar, and it's bad.

[Big Cat]

You ever go to a mental tailgate that, like, kind of sucks?

[Finn]

I usually only middle a tailgate for stuff that I'M like really, really hyped. Right.

[Big Cat]

But everyone's been to a shitty tailgate.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nothing worse.

[Danny]

Cold food, stuff like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they don't have any hot food. The no grill.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Yeah. But no, if the scenery is good,

[Big Cat]

that makes you never go to a tailgate with no scenery. Scenery is not have open flame. That wouldn't be a tailgate.

[Finn]

I mean I do like some barbecue. I'm not going to lie.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Finn]

I do. I do prefer a tailgate that has grills.

[Danny]

And do you know where you're going to eat in Vegas?

[Finn]

I. I'm gonna do. I've got a couple. I love Lotus of Siam. Ty,

[Big Cat]

are you meeting people out there?

[Finn]

Yeah, I got a few. You know we got the. The group. Yeah, yeah. The usual panic suspects. Yeah, yeah. Basically.

[Danny]

Is that the people that'll be in your video and then a day later say please take my video?

[Finn]

No, that was the Ole Miss people.

[Danny]

A bunch of that's.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

You're gonna gamble at all other than poker?

[Finn]

No, I'm not gonna play poker these week. Like when I do the show thing, I don't mix it with the poker work and play. Yeah, I'm looking forward to watching some. Some playoff. You know it'll be fun watching the Golden Knights and the sport. Sports book, you know sports book.

[Hank]

They're to gamble like just any sports book or.

[Finn]

I mean I'm probably just going to chill at the Aria. But like I'm not going to. It sucks. DraftKings in legal in Nevada.

[Hank]

She said seven.

[Finn]

It's unfortunate that you can't bet on the app in Nevada.

[Danny]

Unfortunate.

[Finn]

I'm a Draft Kings. I'm a Draft Kings guy.

[Danny]

But it makes sense.

[Finn]

I'm a place bets before I fly out.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never been to Vegas for fun. Should I stay?

[Danny]

What.

[Finn]

What strings are you willing to pull? Because it's all about like I used to do the stay at the crappy places.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

But now like we're graduated to like now like Aria or like I want to stay somewhere nicer though.

[Hank]

Now.

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah.

[Danny]

Like I don't.

[Finn]

I'm the 42. Like I don't like staying in the hell holes.

[Eddie]

Is everybody else staying at the same hotel as everybody?

[Finn]

So the shows are at the Virgin, the old Hard Rock. So a lot of people are staying there. But I'm staying Aria through my guy. I still got poker go connection.

[Big Cat]

Did you employed me? Did you congratulate Stu on opening up his pool?

[Finn]

Yeah, I congratulated him on Family Feud.

[Big Cat]

But what about his pool? See the video?

[Finn]

I texted him.

[Big Cat]

I saw the pools and his dog. What's his dog aria?

[Finn]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it spells it. It's a R. Y.

[Hank]

What is.

[Kyle]

Were you a Game of Thrones guy?

[Danny]

Missy?

[Finn]

I have never seen it. I know, and I would love it because I liked Lord of the Rings.

[Kyle]

A couple good characters.

[Finn]

Yeah, I think I would love it.

[Big Cat]

Was that little chick the Stark?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Sansa as one of them. I know.

[Kyle]

I'll know the sister Maisie Williams plays.

[Danny]

Well, I had a. I had a producer on wrestling.

[Eddie]

Morning Sunshine. Producer. He should have been on bald stool. What was his name? He was super bald. Producer here. Nice guy.

[Kyle]

He was pretty bald.

[Hank]

No, it's not.

[Danny]

Dana, what was his name? Do you remember?

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got. Yeah, start with an A. Oh, really?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Wow.

[Finn]

Yeah. No, I was friends with him. How am I forgetting that?

[Big Cat]

How?

[Finn]

I got in my phone. I'm going to. I got to look this up.

[Brandon Walker]

Al, do you like opera solos?

[Kyle]

Aaron.

[Danny]

It wasn't. No, it was like R. I'm going to find this.

[Finn]

Yeah, I cuz I liked him.

[Brandon Walker]

He's out in Vegas. Really?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Okay, well, I've got a lot of A's in my phone book, guys. I'm sorry, this is going poorly.

[Danny]

How many A's you got in your phone book?

[Finn]

His name? Yeah, he was Arya too.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Where's the show?

[Finn]

You have any A, like virgin old Hard Rock? Because they can't, you know, they're not big enough to fill Sphere. Oh, Widespread Panigan. But I gotta say, shout out to Fish. Three week run at Sphere. It has tanked the panic ticket market because everybody travel for fish. There's like ten dollar tickets online for these shows.

[Danny]

So this is a good break for you.

[Finn]

Yeah, it's a great break for me.

[Big Cat]

Fear was awesome.

[Finn]

Yeah. You loved it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No ski. No, no, no repeat. No repeats.

[Finn]

Fish cry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

That's crazy.

[Danny]

Has panic ever reached out to you and say, your money's no good here, you can come?

[Finn]

I do. I've got a good relationship with the drummer and tour manager. But like I always tell the tour manager like, I love what y' all do so much. I want to buy tickets. Yes, but, but, but like once a year, if there's like a real tough one, I'll pull a string. But this is not that weekend.

[Big Cat]

Where's the Hard Rock on the Strip.

[Finn]

It's like right off it. It's kind of a Palms.

[Big Cat]

So you have to get an Uber.

[Finn]

Ari is close to it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, good location.

[Finn]

The shows and big cat shows don't start till 9:00pm Vegas time. Like late, late, late.

[Danny]

Whoa.

[Finn]

9:30 to 1 out there. So today is gonna be a real long day. But.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You got a lazy river.

[Finn]

I don't know. I hadn't. I'm not sure. But I'm looking forward to the pool. I need to get some.

[Big Cat]

Which pool?

[Finn]

I'm gonna do Arya.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice. That's got to be the best one.

[Finn]

I'm gonna just chill there and. Yeah. And eat some good food.

[Danny]

Are you leaving?

[Kyle]

Good food?

[Finn]

Yeah, I got like a 4 o' clock flight.

[Eddie]

Oh. You know who else is going to be there? Chicks in the office. Not Fran.

[Brandon Walker]

Aria.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[M]

One of the Rias.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

The Rio is the theme for the weekend.

[Connor Griffin]

Holy.

[Danny]

What the are you doing?

[Hank]

What do you mean?

[Big Cat]

She just has a bag of ranch.

[Finn]

I feel like. Everything

[Brandon Walker]

okay.

[Connor Griffin]

Bag of wrenches.

[Hank]

Sorry, what were you saying?

[Finn]

I was just saying, I guess everything's like Aria or Ria.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Finn]

Do I notice. Do I notice that if I'm finally

[Hank]

catching a theme here, that's where you're staying.

[Danny]

Yeah, I hope.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I hope your stomach doesn't hurt

[Eddie]

when you're driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Time.

[Big Cat]

All right. Well. Yeah. Mincy.

[Danny]

Great.

[Big Cat]

That was a great twist. I didn't expect that.

[Finn]

So tell me the story. The what? What's the name of the strip club again? Where he left his glasses.

[Big Cat]

Peppermint Hippo.

[Finn]

Peppermint Hippo. I'm gonna go. I've got. No, I got time.

[Big Cat]

They're clear. Glasses.

[Eddie]

Can I give a suggestion?

[Big Cat]

All glasses are.

[Eddie]

You wear glasses into there and you see if your glasses get taken.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Bait glasses. And see where they take them.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

I bet you they got a room.

[Hank]

I put an apple tag.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Okay. Peppermint Hippo.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Okay.

[Hank]

How far away is that from where you'll be? You think?

[Finn]

I can't imagine. It's too far off the strip. If y' all were doing a big strip weekend.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, you promised me that you'll come back refreshed and.

[Big Cat]

Wait, are you staying?

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Finn]

Yeah. But it's like right on the edge of the Strip. But I'll go. Peppermint Hippo. I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna try to do.

[Kyle]

It's technically like a business.

[Brandon Walker]

You could write that you could write off.

[Finn]

I'm not writing anything off. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not. We're not pushing, but you're going to

[Kyle]

find Zach's glasses, like whatever works thing.

[Finn]

I've got this thing. Everybody always makes fun of me, and rightfully so for this, for how I network these trips. I got this one. I got this one dialed in. I got a 400 round trip. Got hooked up with this room through some connections. These tickets, these tickets are like 20 bucks. I mean I'm. I think we're looking at.

[Danny]

How much do the rooms cost you?

[Big Cat]

Nothing.

[Finn]

Nothing.

[Hank]

Nothing, huh?

[Finn]

Well, God bless.

[Brandon Walker]

There was no trade or anything I

[Finn]

may have to go by. So poker go. Who, who employed me in 2023 during the summer of misunderstandings.

[Danny]

I think we, we knew what happened.

[Finn]

Yeah, it was a misunderstanding. Anyway, they, they, they have a big.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What did you try to say?

[Finn]

No, I, I don't know. I don't know. Nothing. But they've got like a big high stakes cash game with like Phil Hellmuth the moneymaker and I feel like everyone

[Big Cat]

understands that word when you say it.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Maybe it was a miss.

[Finn]

There was an intent.

[Danny]

Sure, right, sure.

[Finn]

But, but I'm gonna. Yeah, I think I'm going by this high stakes cash game they got Saturday. It's too hot.

[Danny]

Where's it at?

[Finn]

I think in the Aria thing, the game that he wanted me to play, but they're playing like 2550. No land like they're playing like.

[Danny]

No, no, he wanted you to play but wise for a panic explaining a three night.

[Finn]

Well, no, I mean I don't, I can't afford that. I can't even ask my backers for the money they were asking for on that and they're usually down for whatever. But I'm not asking them for, for 30k to play in a cash game. Yeah, there's a limit, you know. Yeah, especially when I would, I would be a big underdog in that game.

[Danny]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Finn]

Like I'm, I'm still, I'm comfortably in my. Still good in these regional mains. But when it comes to like the top level poker, I'm not just tough. Yeah, we're below average, you know. There you go. You know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Who the Rebels have this weekend?

[Finn]

The Rebels got A and M at home. Got need to go four and two to host a regional though. Last six.

[Danny]

Yeah. Good luck.

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah, we need, we need it. So we'll see.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Thanks, man.

[Finn]

Yeah, have a great weekend.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, have a great time.

[Brandon Walker]

Refresh. Unplug. Come back hitting the ground running.

[Danny]

Did you pay for that burrito like

[Finn]

Hank was doing that Vegas Unplugged weekend thing. So I was gonna be like, it's time for my Vegas unplugged weekend.

[Danny]

Tell me about the burrito real quick.

[Big Cat]

No, Hank was not unplugged. Was just. We weren't doing content.

[Finn]

Yeah, no, that.

[Big Cat]

Hank was not unplugged. Yeah, he was plugged.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

The burrito got a good plug.

[Hank]

So this.

[Finn]

So a buddy. A guy I know in Chicago is doing a quest to find the best burrito in Chicago. And so he's, like, going all over town. He's like. And we went to the spot, and Ray, you know, I don't even know the Chicago neighbors went to Ravenswoods. Yeah, we went to one last night.

[Danny]

Something.

[Finn]

El acedito. But it was a. I mean, I. You know, I'm not saying I'm a burrito expert, but it was.

[Danny]

Looks good.

[Finn]

It was super serious. And then everybody's just giving me always in the tweets, but I paid for the burrito. You know, I don't say, like, it wasn't a free burrito.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Hotel room.

[Finn]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Free hotel room in Aria.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Finn]

Ain't no doubt about that.

[Danny]

Ain't no doubt.

[Finn]

The burrito is more affordable than the Aria hotel room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

You got to pick your battles.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right.

[Danny]

Pay for the cheap one.

[Finn]

I mean.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

It's a maneuvering game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Finn]

You know. Right, Right.

[Hank]

Don't be afraid to have a good time out there.

[Finn]

The Sunday night. Rochelle. Ron saying she's ready.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Finn]

She's got some real.

[Brandon Walker]

But it seems like you. Maybe you've hit a creative block. Come back here, like, get your. Get your mind right.

[Danny]

Get back on that treadmill.

[Finn]

Like, I know my. My poor mother. I am my poor mother. You know why?

[Danny]

Oh, it is Mother's Day week.

[Finn]

Oh, yeah. Mom's gonna be like, you know, I'm spending Mother's Day with America's MILF and not my mom.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Finn]

It's gonna be like, son with.

[Iowan English Teacher]

She is gonna. She's gonna say that she got so

[Finn]

pissed at me when I saw your mom's cigarette on camera. In Birmingham, too. Dude. She text me.

[Mincy]

She.

[Finn]

She was like, you've got kids following you. You know, you're. You know, what kind of representation are you of our family? It was tough.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It was about the cigarettes.

[Finn]

Yeah. She wasn't happy about that.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Does she give you a lot of criticism?

[Finn]

She. She was really pissed. I mean, like, I'd, like, call her and apologize, like, a week later to get back on good terms. Like, she was, like, not responding My text for, like, a week.

[Danny]

You're 42 years old.

[Finn]

I know. I'm scared of my mother.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Cigarette?

[Danny]

My mom.

[Finn]

My mom is a terrifying woman. Dude, you're always getting in trouble. I just randomly thought it was funny to smoke one.

[Danny]

That's fine, but. Yeah, you've been able to legally smoke cigarettes for 24 years.

[Finn]

Yeah, and I don't even smoke. I mean, I do the I Love Lucy.

[Danny]

You only do one a year, right?

[Finn]

I think it's more like four or five, but yeah, yeah, yeah, I like.

[Big Cat]

All right, all right.

[Finn]

Little less conversation, little more action.

[Hank]

Yeah, y.

[Danny]

There we go.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, M. Have fun.

[Hank]

See you, M. There he goes. See you Monday morning.

[Big Cat]

What's in that bag? Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Yeah, good call, good call.

[Big Cat]

St. Come back. We're opening that up.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That's ours.

[Big Cat]

How silly of us. Okay, I got shoes, all right?

[Finn]

I got some shoe running shoes. I got my flip flops.

[Big Cat]

Wait, no, no. Pull them all. Pull everything out. I want to see everything on the floor.

[Finn]

Kind of very neat.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Always getting in trouble.

[Big Cat]

Pull everything. No trouble.

[Danny]

Here we go.

[Big Cat]

Pull it out.

[Danny]

Pull it out.

[Big Cat]

What if he's got just a gun? Pull it out.

[Finn]

I got my other backpack. I got my other backpack.

[Connor Griffin]

It seems like he doesn't want to pull things out.

[Big Cat]

Pull him up. Pull everything out. Enjoy your.

[Iowan English Teacher]

His sober detox kicks off now.

[Big Cat]

How much ecstasy does he have in that bag? There is something in that bag, boys.

[Kyle]

He turned tomato red.

[Brandon Walker]

If any yakers are TSA at o'.

[Mincy]

Hare.

[Big Cat]

Oh, fuck. My bat's got some bad news in it.

[Hank]

Oh,

[Danny]

I think it's the first time

[Big Cat]

he's ever defied me.

[Kyle]

Who was he trying to fool? Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

That was just.

[Brandon Walker]

It's just shorts.

[Big Cat]

You saw everything.

[Brandon Walker]

So, did he tell the Aria? He would shout them out about 20 times that way.

[Hank]

Yeah, I mean, I picked up on it immediately. Just kept mentioning the aria, and I thought, I don't even know where you stayed, Big Cat.

[Big Cat]

I stated the wind, okay?

[Hank]

Yeah, but, I mean, you went out there. Yeah, and it's not like I paid for it. Yeah, but you weren't sitting there just plugging left and right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that definitely, definitely said, like, don't worry, I'll get on the yak. I'll give you guys some shots.

[Eddie]

He's on his phone as we speak,

[Big Cat]

being like, did you say it how many times? I even got Stu Finder's dog in there. Yeah, man, that was worth it.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That was.

[Big Cat]

What a twist. Never thought he'd be going to Vegas.

[Hank]

I got something really funny.

[Brandon Walker]

He thought he was conning Danny. I got a funny story. I have to tell it today.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What was the punchline?

[Danny]

He's going. It's ironic. He's going to Vegas after everybody else.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Two other trips to the Aria.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Third trip.

[Big Cat]

And then he's a drug mule.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He was actually waddling out of here.

[Eddie]

What's that?

[Finn]

It's the.

[Kyle]

You saw everything

[Eddie]

turned into a different person.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I do love that he's still kind of obliged like. Like he could have just said, yeah.

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah. Like, no, I got some shoes and shorts.

[Danny]

I love that his mom got on his ass about smoking cigarettes.

[Brandon Walker]

Cigarette, of all things.

[Big Cat]

I know. What else does she ever say? Like, hey, right. You're a piece of.

[Mincy]

It was worth it, I assume.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was worth it.

[Brandon Walker]

Good job, Dan.

[Big Cat]

Good call, Dan.

[Brandon Walker]

He played you like a fiddle.

[Mincy]

I just watched him roll his backpack up the whole flight of stairs.

[Big Cat]

Not pick it up once.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

We have an elevator also.

[Danny]

He's not letting the bag out of his sight.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

Show us what's in the bag.

[Danny]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He showed us the top level, but never. But then, like, panicked and left.

[Mincy]

I missed it. So I was like, mincy, what was in the bag?

[Big Cat]

Why are they laughing?

[Mincy]

He's like, there's nothing in the bag.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

There's something in that bag.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, there's something heinous. Rochelle, you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You want to come with me? You better be shaking that.

[Danny]

I'm ready to shake that ass.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Hank]

Don't ask questions.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Just show up and shake your ass. Don't think you have one role.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll get your ticket, but you better shake your ass.

[Big Cat]

What a guy. You wished Ole Miss good luck there.

[Danny]

I did.

[Big Cat]

That was very nice of you.

[Danny]

Well, I mean, there's no real ill will in. In baseball to me. Yeah, it's mostly.

[Big Cat]

Are you guys going to make it?

[Danny]

Oh, we're. We're better than them.

[Brandon Walker]

You beat Auburn yesterday.

[Iowan English Teacher]

We did.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Hank]

So you know you're going to host. Are you good enough to host the.

[Danny]

Where we should be super regional?

[Hank]

Is that what it's called?

[Danny]

We should be hosting? Right now we're trying to solidify to be a top eight national seed, which is hosting a super.

[Big Cat]

When is the. When does it start?

[Danny]

This is. There's two weeks left in the regular seasons conference tournaments, and then the tournament itself will start, I guess, three weeks from today.

[Hank]

UCLA is really good.

[Danny]

UCLA is number. Been number one a lot of the year.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Texas is really good. Georgia's really good.

[Big Cat]

The number one weather delay event of the year.

[Danny]

College World Series.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The whole. The whole playoff system.

[Danny]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just every single. Every game.

[Eddie]

How did they decide where that is? Just depends on who.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I just.

[Danny]

With the College World Series.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's in Omaha every year.

[Eddie]

Oh, every year.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. They play, like a whole bracket.

[Eddie]

Let's have it in. Tornado Alley.

[Big Cat]

It's a lot of. It is.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah. We had rain delays every other game out there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Steven, you ready for tonight? You nicked up?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah. Could we go up three.

[Danny]

Zero?

[Connor Griffin]

I mean, we don't know if Embiid's playing. Josh Hart just got upgraded to probable. Oh, geez.

[Big Cat]

Question.

[Danny]

Can I. Can I talk to Steven real quick?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, please.

[Danny]

Yesterday. And, Nick, you can be involved here because Steven brought his folder of old 90s basketball cards, right? And he showed them to us, and we were like, thanks. Even this looks pretty good. And he said, I don't know what you said, whether you could get 1500 for or something. Maybe I made that up in my mind. But you went back and looked at some of those Jordan cards. I said, some of those 96, 97 Jordan cards can get pricey. And you've got some five and $10,000 cards in there.

[Connor Griffin]

I have a monster.

[Big Cat]

What? It's insane, but is it actually good condition?

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah, I checked it this morning. I was terrified. It didn't have a sleeve on it, but it did. So this was like cards that I grew up with. I think I said on the story on the show that I had a friend whose dad, I think, worked at Upper Deck, and I think he gave us a bunch of series, like the full set of inserts. And I didn't really think much of it. I knew it at the time. There were good cards. But then I was showing it to Brandon and Nick, and they were talking them up, and then Eddie was like, oh, are you selling those old Jordans? And he's like, those could be worth something, as Brandon said that, too. So then I looked him up this morning, and I was. I was expecting, like, you know, maybe 100, 150 bucks for the Jordan. If it's graded a 10, which is a long shot, it'd be $18,000.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. How many of these do you have?

[Connor Griffin]

I have one of the Jordan, but I have the full set of that card. So even, like, the Sean Kemp, Clyde Drexler, like, those are worth a couple hundred bucks each. So, I mean, I think that set of nine is probably worth 10 to 15 grand, depending on how the. The Jordan shakes out, which is pretty exciting.

[Danny]

That folder might be worth 50 grand.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Sick.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Odd.

[Eddie]

Has there ever been a scandal of someone working at a card company like that, like, knowing what's in the backs and like.

[Danny]

Oh, I don't know if there's been an outward scandal, but it has to. It's like the monopoly game at McDonald's.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Where he was giving out the winners to his friends and family.

[Listener/Caller]

There's allegations often of like cards going missing or never surfacing. Like, I think there's like a Olympics triple one of one of like Curry and LeBron and KD from this past Olympics or something that like people are still like searching for and hasn't like come. Come to public light and like that card would like be like a super big card. So people are like, well, maybe somebody at Tops just like, yeah, put that in a back pocket for a rainy day.

[Eddie]

Che, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna sell it? Are you gonna hold on to it?

[Connor Griffin]

Definitely sell it. But then my worry is that like Spider just sent something into.

[Danny]

You're not that hungry.

[Connor Griffin]

How psa. And I think he got. He was supposed to get something back in the mail. It's like a one of one race car card and it got stolen.

[Brandon Walker]

You shouldn't grade one of one stolen from who?

[Danny]

Where?

[Connor Griffin]

Like he never got the mail. Like it was, I guess it said delivered but was not delivered. So it was something. So I'm a little bit nervous about that. There is an in person card show actually by Brandon next Saturday. Brandon, do you know about this? I know you can't, but there's an in person card show next week.

[Danny]

Did you just say suggested by Brandon? Brandon, did you know about this?

[Big Cat]

Oh, he said by Brandon.

[Hank]

It was suggested to him.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Hank]

Yeah, also by Brandon.

[Danny]

Mint's got their own show. Mint's got their big show next week.

[Connor Griffin]

Yes, yes. I was supposed to go, but I might. I might go to that.

[Danny]

Then I had to do something else.

[Connor Griffin]

Yep.

[Hank]

Speaking of these rigged things, is anyone talk to Big T about The Colorado Rockies? 50. 50.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

What happened?

[Hank]

He's in the process of it came up on Wake up Barstool that he. He believes it might be rigged. How so that they. The same. He was looking into it and like the same type of number. Like if you buy a T the way he was explaining.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[M]

Here as I'm wearing a. A Colorado Rockies hat. Beautiful ballpark. Coors Field, by the way. We need to go out there at some point. My friends and I as are some Other people at this company, big fans of the 5050 raffle. You're familiar with that, right?

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Y' all put me on in Milwaukee.

[M]

That's right. So, yeah, you buy the tickets, whatever the jackpot is.

[Danny]

The.

[M]

The team, like, charity gets half, and then you win half. So Friday night, we buy a bunch of 50, 50 raffle tickets. They're like. They'll. They'll announce it in the eighth inning. Eighth inning comes around. Our tickets were like, the. The number started with, like, 300 or 400 because we bought them before the game. Number comes up. It's like nine, nine zero, something. So we're like, man, they gave it to, like, the last person that bought a ticket. Like, that seems weird. Saturday night, they had a special on the 5050 raffle tickets. We bought so many. And the jackpot was pretty low. Based on what we estimated the average spend of someone who bought tickets to be, we calculated that we might have had 10% of the tickets in the whole ballpark. They run it again in the eighth inning. Nine, Nine, zero. Right. That's really weird. So not very likely.

[Big Cat]

Odds are pretty low.

[M]

So then we went. Lucky for us, the winning 5050 raffle numbers for the Colorado Rockies are public. Because you have to. I guess you could. Well, we'll get into this later. You don't even have to be at the ballpark to buy a ticket, which is interesting. So, by the way, Sunday, get back yesterday, watching the game on tv, go to check the winning raffle number in the eighth inning. You want to guess what it started with? Nine, nine, zero. All three days.

[Danny]

Oh, boy.

[M]

My friends and I put all this information into some. Some AI and we ran a little analysis on this deal.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[M]

We have data from August 2024 until May of 2026. We have 120 back with it.

[Finn]

Okay.

[M]

Oh, yeah. We have 121 games of the 5050 raffle. The 990 prefix appears in 34. Of the 121 winning raffle numbers, 28% appears to be far more than random. There's some other numbers here. 990 also appears when the jackpot is larger than usual. So I have two hypotheses. One less nefarious than the other.

[Danny]

They got me.

[M]

The less nefarious One is the 990 is like a method of buying tickets, and I think it's online. So I think what they might be doing is picking people who buy the tickets online rather than in person, because they know if you buy it in person, you're in the ballpark. You're looking for the number. If you buy it online, you may have left the game early and you just forget to check it, whatever. You may not even be at the game. You may just. You can just buy it if you're in Colorado and then you don't check it, whatever. And then they don't have to pay out. The thing if someone just forgets the other is they know who's buying those and it's them.

[Big Cat]

How many numbers, how many numbers are there in a ticket?

[M]

Like 11 digit numbers.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[M]

So I don't know how many of them change. But the 990 prefix shows up a lot. And it also shows up. There were a ton of Braves fans there. A lot of Braves fans are everywhere because of TBS and whatever. Friday night it was probably 70 Braves fans. 990 also shows up when teams like the Braves, Dodgers, Padres, Cubs are in town. That bring a lot more fans.

[Big Cat]

Now that, now that I know there's 11 digits, I'm guessing it's probably a little more, a little less nefarious than we think.

[M]

Why I think that would make it

[Big Cat]

more because remember the Rockies GM last year when he was just like, yo, just come to the ballpark.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He was just like, yeah, we suck. But like just come. Come through for it. It's a good. It's great. So if they try and get people to the park, I, I would think it would that they cooking the books on the raffle ticket. If, if they try and get people to show up.

[M]

But would that not then indicate that they'd be giving them to the numbers that are.

[Kyle]

Hell of a clip.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah, I didn't know that clip existed.

[Eddie]

I kind of fell right into.

[Hank]

He just brought it up on Wake Up Barstool and I was like, oh, that's interesting.

[Danny]

Has he ever been that passionate about anything?

[Hank]

I don't know. I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

So I would have to look. But like the Cubs, I know when, if you buy them from home before the game, you get double the entries.

[Brandon Walker]

Also doesn't. Isn't that how DiMartino wins?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Are we certain that there are like he made it seem like there's. It's his start with 330. And then there are in fact 400. There are in fact 500, 600. What if it's just like random 3 oh is at the park. 990 is not at the park.

[Big Cat]

Also if 990s being bought at the end, just buy it at the end.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's a good Point, too. Just.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like, I. Whenever I would go and buy tickets, I buy them throughout the whole game. Because you want to get numbers everywhere.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Can't just buy them all at the start and just be like, all right,

[Connor Griffin]

we're done for the day.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it makes no sense.

[Hank]

I might be on to something, though.

[Kyle]

How much. How much would.

[Big Cat]

This is like Pablo Tori, the most boring story of all time.

[Danny]

Yeah. I'm playing golf with that boy this week.

[Big Cat]

Would they even, like, would. If this was found out to be a scam, would anyone even care? Yeah, like the Rockies. 50 50. If someone came up to me like, hey, Rocky's 50 50, and I'm a 5050 guy. Like, Rocky, 5050 is actually a scam.

[Hank]

Like, okay, Checks out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sure.

[Connor Griffin]

Big cat. When you buy 50 50, it. Is it always from the same person, just throughout different parts of the game?

[Big Cat]

No, no, I buy them from everyone.

[Danny]

Because you buy from every person walks up to you, right?

[Connor Griffin]

One person, like one vendor?

[Big Cat]

No, it is sequential. Like, if you buy early in the game, then it goes up.

[Connor Griffin]

Got you.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Finn]

Okay.

[Danny]

Do they get the 5050 sellers get, like, not commission, but. Or do they get points for selling the most 50, 50 tickets or something?

[Big Cat]

I. They. When. When they sell the winner, they get to go on the field.

[Danny]

Are there ticket. Are their ticket sellers waiting for you when you get there?

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think so.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I have my. My lady, Renee, Shout out Renee.

[Danny]

She's the one sold you the winner?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she's the best.

[Hank]

I don't like that. You can buy them all. 9. That doesn't make sense.

[Nikki Smokes]

I.

[Big Cat]

Well, I'll buy it online if I'm going to the game. I think buying online and not going to the game is bullshit.

[Hank]

Yeah. I don't.

[Big Cat]

They do it for road games now.

[Hank]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Cubs do it for road games.

[Hank]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Not my 50 50, because I'll buy it online. If I'm like.

[Danny]

If.

[Big Cat]

If none of the vendors come to me for, like, a few innings, I'm like, fuck, I need. Yeah, I need some numbers here.

[Danny]

But if they can just sell. Sell chances and get 50% of the pot every night. Yeah, they should do it for road games, right? Yeah, just do it.

[Big Cat]

I think every day.

[Danny]

I'm gonna get 50 of a giant pot every day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but it's just not. It's not. It's. That's the love of the game. You got to be at the game. You can't. You can't be buying a game. You're not going to. That's crazy.

[Hank]

Anyway, stay tuned.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I hope he keeps going hard on this.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And then when he. And he gets the end and it's a scam, we're all just like, yeah, you did it. Sounds good out of boy.

[Danny]

Was that one of his bachelor parties Going out there with his boys to see the Braves.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

In Denver. That just happened to be where they are. So they went.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he did his bachelor party and then I think someone told me he had a flight at like 6am on Sunday. Which is insane when you're the bachelor.

[Danny]

Yeah. But you can taste different.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You pick.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be Big T's ideal bachelor party. Uncovering a conspiracy. Crushing numbers. Running data.

[Iowan English Teacher]

True and data.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

How much is a. How much would like a Brady rookie card be?

[Connor Griffin]

It depends. There's one. There's one specific Brady that is like the big chase right now. That's. I think it was Brandon.

[Danny]

Have you seen this?

[Connor Griffin]

The Bowman 23 where he signed it?

[Danny]

I saw a.

[Kyle]

We.

[Danny]

We. We ripped that. I saw a 500000 Brady at the card show last year.

[Connor Griffin]

The what? Well, he signed one and it was from 2023 and it was like. It was his expos Rookie card, but I guess like a throwback. But he signed it like. Like Tom Brady one of one. Like, you know, if baseball doesn't work out, maybe I can try football. And that's like the big chase right now

[Kyle]

because my dad has binders of. Of cards and he said there's a Brady rookie in there somewhere.

[Danny]

Oh yeah. PSA 10 would be $13,000.

[Brandon Walker]

Not too bad.

[Big Cat]

Probably, Dana.

[Kyle]

Probably.

[Danny]

That's.

[Big Cat]

No, that's my favorite. I think we. We had one of those in the office. Yeah. For whatnot. We were ripping packs.

[Connor Griffin]

A physical break.

[Big Cat]

We got one.

[Danny]

I saw that in your. In your office.

[Big Cat]

No, I was just laughing, Danny, because the like this will happen where someone will. Will be like, look at all these cards I found from my childhood. And Ravel will just reply be like worthless garbage.

[Danny]

You've got nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, looks like crashed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we have one, I think. I don't know if we still have it.

[Danny]

It sick.

[Big Cat]

I think they might be giving it away in a whatnot auction. But we ripped it. Yeah. Go get him, Dana.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just remember from my child he had like 20 binders of just so many cards. He probably doesn't even know that there's money involved in it. Probably just loves his cards.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You know, that's what you should do for them.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Love them. Eat them. That kind of stuff.

[Danny]

What did you eat?

[Big Cat]

The Jordan rookie card.

[Kyle]

Does it taste any good?

[Big Cat]

So good, dude. So good. So good.

[Brandon Walker]

I sent off some Jordans for my dad to psa and they sent back not in a sleeve. They were like, yeah, we can't grade these. I was like, dad, what. What's the deal?

[Finn]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

He was like, yeah, I like, when I was a kid, I cut the corners to make it, like, sharper. Oh, yeah, you just didn't tell me.

[Big Cat]

Damn it.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

Altered it.

[Mincy]

We stuck with that eating cards bit for a while. I remember I ate like four cards in two weeks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was fun.

[Big Cat]

It was fun.

[Mincy]

Kind of.

[Big Cat]

Kind of. You want to do an ad, Brain?

[Danny]

Yeah. I'll tell you about roback. Roback Activewear. Well, then I guess I'll do another fucking ad.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not Aura Frames. Big Walker.

[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Danny]

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[Brandon Walker]

mom this year, Brandon?

[Danny]

Me and Caitlin probably need to talk about that. We haven't talked about. Our mother's already got her some awesome shit. Yeah, I haven't talked about it yet. I'll send her something. Last year, I sent her no Maybe two years ago, I sent her a bird. A bird feeder with a camera on it.

[Reed]

Cool.

[Danny]

And I don't know if she ever set it up. Okay, so I don't know if she liked it. She said she liked it, but

[Finn]

what

[Danny]

are you saying to your mom?

[Brandon Walker]

Trumpet.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

He loves playing the trumpet.

[Danny]

Your mom loves playing the trumpet? Yeah. She doesn't already have a trumpet.

[Brandon Walker]

Got her a new trumpet.

[Danny]

A better trumpet. Yeah.

[Kyle]

You guys talked about aliens on here yet?

[Big Cat]

Let's do it.

[Kyle]

I don't know what's going on. I'd like someone to fill me in.

[Danny]

So they were unveiling or they were making something unclassified today, right?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Well, then where did you come up with.

[Kyle]

I assumed someone on this panel.

[Brandon Walker]

They're unsealing some documents and then the picture they put out is an artist sketch of a bunch of people's. What they saw. It looks horrible.

[Danny]

You didn't randomly just say aliens.

[Kyle]

I saw something about the Department of War. Like, did something with aliens today.

[Danny]

Mm. Seen aliens have been odd one today. Oh, can I. Since we're doing Dante, did he release his power rankings?

[Kyle]

No.

[Mincy]

Unbelievable.

[Danny]

His. His. His reply to T. Bob the other day where T. Bob's like, it'd be cool if there were ocean bases that weren't human made. And Dante basically replied and said, you dumb fuck. There. We know there are. Our Navy already told us there's bases that aren't humans. Mm. What are they?

[Hank]

Like what?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Hank]

What's your question?

[Danny]

My question is what the fuck?

[Hank]

Yeah, it sounds like favorite new theory.

[Danny]

There are established non human bases in the ocean. That's not a theory, bro. That's fact. Our Navy has confirmed it.

[Connor Griffin]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Of what?

[Hank]

Aliens?

[Connor Griffin]

Dude, that's a very popular conspiracy. I don't know if that's fully been confirmed, but like, aliens basically live in the deep, deep water.

[Big Cat]

Those just fish.

[Connor Griffin]

That would just be fish in addition to fish.

[Kyle]

Fish basically are alien.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I'm saying they don't breathe our.

[Connor Griffin]

Do you guys subscribe to the theory that aliens are just future versions of us?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Danny]

No. Why would I subscribe to that?

[Connor Griffin]

Doesn't that just make a ton of sense?

[Kyle]

No.

[Danny]

What way?

[Connor Griffin]

How didn't they tell?

[Brandon Walker]

How does it make a ton of sense?

[Connor Griffin]

Wasn't the message to your school the one the aliens visited the. To just recycle and like, take care of the earth?

[Danny]

What are you talking about?

[Hank]

What does that have to do with.

[Danny]

Yeah, why? Oh, future humans or future Steven Shades and Brandon Walkers?

[Connor Griffin]

Very, very advanced against humans from the future that basically learn how to time travel. And there.

[Danny]

Those are aliens.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Hank]

It's logical. Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

That's my.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I mean, I just need one iPhone photo.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

And that just doesn't exist.

[Danny]

Can y' all tell me what's the trick with the hantavirus tweet from 2022?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh, it's coming out that people just knew what that was back then.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay. And he just got lucky that it started doing it again in 2026.

[Brandon Walker]

People say that these accounts, like, they'll make these one off accounts tweet as much as they can. When something' true, they delete everything else. Make the account. Make the account public.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but that seems pretty specific, huh?

[Listener/Caller]

Well, I've been every year too, with like super bowl score predictions and yeah, he will have the right teams with the right score. They probably just tweeted like thousands of things.

[Danny]

So you think he had a bunch of like 2023, Corona ended 2026, monkeys attack us or Mars explodes. Anything.

[Reed]

Just.

[Hank]

Yeah, know, probably.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Hank]

Or.

[Big Cat]

Or, or, or antivirus.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Hanta.

[Big Cat]

Hanta, Hanta, Hanta.

[Danny]

What are y' all saying?

[Big Cat]

It's too deadly? Anyway, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

To.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. Tommy Smokes is my guy for it, cuz he was the first hip to Covid. He's like, I'm worried about this. He was the first in America to be worried. He just text me during the show. Worried about this.

[Big Cat]

A. And he doesn't worry about anything.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's like a pretty, pretty brave guy.

[Big Cat]

We could totally trust him.

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

I. Aliens are just like, whatever, dude. I don't want to call him out, but like, do something. Like step. Do something.

[Listener/Caller]

Oh, Deke Zucker, 2020.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God. Deep, but a name drop.

[Danny]

Deke.

[Big Cat]

Oh, shit. Shout Deke.

[Listener/Caller]

It's probably just like, also like, Covid was a thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Listener/Caller]

Covid wasn't invented in 2019.

[Big Cat]

What did Dick fade away right around after that. Who was that? Who was.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Mincy]

I heard it was like three different people.

[Big Cat]

Might have been.

[Brandon Walker]

Was Deacon within the house?

[Big Cat]

No, he's a legend. The. Do you guys agree with me though, that like, aliens, like, do something?

[Kyle]

I don't want them to.

[Big Cat]

I kind of do.

[Kyle]

Like, you have a pretty big platform, so I hope they don't hear you.

[Big Cat]

I don't care if they do hear me. Just do something. Something.

[Kyle]

H. If they. If they hear Big cat. Don't do anything.

[Big Cat]

No, dude, no. Do something.

[Danny]

Good Counter. Dana.

[Brandon Walker]

Attack the Aria. Go to the ara.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's where we'll all be.

[Big Cat]

Send us a sign. Take down the ARA this weekend.

[Kyle]

Oh, Mince got abducted.

[Brandon Walker]

He would never shut the up about it.

[Big Cat]

They spit him right back out, Joe. Sick of him.

[Kyle]

Leave. They go back.

[Big Cat]

God damn it.

[Mincy]

We got more work to do on this planet than we thought.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I don't. I don't really believe in. I think there's something out there, but I don't think they're here.

[Brandon Walker]

There has to be, right?

[Big Cat]

There's definitely out there. But, yeah, the. The. I saw a video. I mean, I think we've talked about this, but, like, when someone does the. You find one of those videos, it's like, this is what we are, and this is how big it is, and this is how big it is, and it keeps going, and it's just like.

[Kyle]

Don't do that.

[Danny]

I don't want to.

[Finn]

Please.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you don't like space.

[Big Cat]

I love those.

[Kyle]

I will have to get up and leave.

[Big Cat]

Where it's like, the Milky Way is one of a billion galaxies, and then that galaxy is one of a billion

[Iowan English Teacher]

galaxies, which I think it's more scary to think that there is nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. Alone is scarier.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That we're the only ones.

[Iowan English Teacher]

So people get excited. They want aliens and shit to be real.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't want aliens, Dana.

[Kyle]

I don't mind aliens as long as they're cool. Like, chill.

[Hank]

Chill aliens?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Like, if they're trying to murder us now, I'm all set. But, like, if. Are we trying to go find aliens and kill them? Probably not.

[Big Cat]

Definitely semi related. Not really related, but it would be kind of funny if ICE took you this weekend. Because they're like, who is this guy from Europe?

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just picked you up off the street.

[Kyle]

Because I.

[Big Cat]

Look Eastern Europe.

[Kyle]

I don't need to see.

[Big Cat]

Awesome.

[Hank]

Pluto, the moon.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, Dana, it's big. Get over it.

[Kyle]

I don't like it.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so this is the. This is the size of this? Yeah. Okay.

[Mincy]

All Bloodman had to do was talk about galaxies.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Right.

[Big Cat]

All right. Venus. We're bigger than Venus. I didn't realize that.

[Eddie]

I didn't know how tiny Mars was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I didn't either.

[Brandon Walker]

The most beautiful planet in the universe. Well, it had to have been written by an earthling.

[Danny]

Yeah. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. Now we're getting Kepler 22B. What is that?

[Brandon Walker]

That's an exoplanet. Big cat.

[Big Cat]

Where is that?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I thought there was others. Between Neptune and. Why don't they count like Saturn and Uranus. This is not an order. Is it?

[Brandon Walker]

Of size.

[Big Cat]

Right Size.

[Eddie]

Oh, size order.

[Brandon Walker]

God damn. Saturn.

[Big Cat]

Saturn. Damn. A big.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It does look like that.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

Jupiter.

[Hank]

And then.

[Big Cat]

Is that.

[Eddie]

Storms on it.

[Big Cat]

Is that our biggest one? Oh, son.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It doesn't get bigger than the sun, though.

[Brandon Walker]

The sun.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Hank]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, enough is enough.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is where it gets good.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute.

[M]

There's somebody.

[Eddie]

Peanut.

[Big Cat]

I love this. Oh, my God. Okay, that's bigger than the sun.

[Brandon Walker]

El Nath.

[Finn]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

It's all right.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not belie. I don't believe in El Nath. Oh, Jesus.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh, oh. Oh.

[Eddie]

This cannot be.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Finn]

Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

Arcturus.

[Eddie]

Now where is the thing?

[Hank]

Arcturus.

[Big Cat]

Oh, jeez. Super star.

[Eddie]

Is this real, though?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Looking at real.

[Big Cat]

Why are we not. Oh, no. Yeah, right.

[Brandon Walker]

We should be hearing about this, Daddy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. What is this? Super giant star.

[Connor Griffin]

Why would they measure this?

[Big Cat]

Why are they.

[Eddie]

Right. Like, how do they know this?

[Mincy]

Out of science books, telescopes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but

[Big Cat]

we're not going bigger than this, right?

[Eddie]

Oy, scoot.

[Big Cat]

Hypergiant star.

[Mincy]

This is like. This is becoming equivalent to the Netflix dinosaurs.

[Finn]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, now this is. No. No.

[Hank]

What are they.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Hank]

What are they doing?

[Brandon Walker]

Nothing.

[Hank]

Come on.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Not a black hole.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Hank]

No way.

[Big Cat]

Where are we? Where are they going?

[Hank]

No way. No way.

[Brandon Walker]

Tommy. Oh, super massive black hole and Balazar.

[Big Cat]

Dude, look how big.

[Mincy]

That's.

[Big Cat]

That's big to worry about.

[Brandon Walker]

That's. That's so big that it's everything. It doesn't.

[Big Cat]

Jesus Christ. And black holes are just collapsed dead stars?

[Danny]

I think so.

[Eddie]

But then eventually do they become.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Eddie]

A big bang.

[Big Cat]

What is that? Eye of God.

[Brandon Walker]

It's our nebula.

[Eddie]

Was all that in our nebula?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. See? And then there's all these other nebulas.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana would hyperventilating.

[Eddie]

Was all that in our nebula?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, so there's definitely like.

[Brandon Walker]

Has to be doing. It's still getting bigger.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Iowan English Teacher]

I actually forgot the scale now. It's not impressive.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy. Yeah, I did too. They don't know this.

[Mincy]

That's what I'm saying.

[Hank]

I don't know, but what scares you about it?

[Big Cat]

They don't.

[Kyle]

How does anybody know this?

[Danny]

Oh, Chance.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we gotta get to Sleeping Beauty.

[Big Cat]

There's got to be someone in. Someone. Sleeping Beauty just hanging out.

[Eddie]

Do you think there's.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, that's us.

[Big Cat]

That's just us.

[Eddie]

Professional astronomer.

[Big Cat]

Just us.

[Brandon Walker]

And there's a bunch of galaxies, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It just goes forever. Oh, my God.

[Iowan English Teacher]

This Is who is this? A lot of work to find this out.

[Kyle]

Nobody knows this.

[Iowan English Teacher]

We have to stop encouraging kids to get into this. And they should be focusing on curing, like, bad backs. Like, make kids get into health.

[Finn]

No.

[Eddie]

What's happening now?

[Hank]

Wait,

[Big Cat]

that's the stats. The scary, the great nothing.

[Kyle]

I don't like this, man.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana, take the headphones off.

[Big Cat]

Big, this is.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

Come on.

[Kyle]

This.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa, whoa.

[Big Cat]

We.

[Brandon Walker]

Outside of the great nothing, the observable universe.

[Hank]

There it is. Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

So we are surrounded by nothing.

[Big Cat]

That's insane.

[Hank]

Yeah. Universe is expanding. Yeah, there's aliens out there, but what is it expanding?

[Kyle]

You guys know that?

[Big Cat]

But how would they find us?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You guys know that alien backwards is

[Iowan English Teacher]

Neil A. Oh, that's really good.

[Big Cat]

And the alarmstrong.

[Kyle]

First guy on the moon.

[Hank]

Oh, it's pretty good.

[Big Cat]

That's. That is. That's the depth of Dana's conspiracy theories.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, like, you leaned back real cocky that you broke that.

[Big Cat]

Hey, I got one for you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Some dude at Nasty's like, wait, spell it backwards.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Dana, what's your name Backwards

[Kyle]

ain't add

[Iowan English Teacher]

your warhab or an ad. And what did you. What do you. What is right there by your shoe?

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Everything's predetermined.

[Connor Griffin]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Hank]

Mark.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What's your name backwards?

[Hank]

Oh, my God. Graham Kram.

[Iowan English Teacher]

How'd you get through college?

[Hank]

Oh, my God. I crammed.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I did.

[Hank]

Graham. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Not with a K, though.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Wow.

[Kyle]

You cram. With a C. You're right.

[Hank]

You're right. Yeah, that's what to see.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not following the clues, Beers.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I am.

[Big Cat]

You gotta just follow the clues, man.

[Kyle]

That wasn't really scary. All the universes and.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Didn't like it.

[Hank]

Kind of comforting in some way, but you got Steven.

[Big Cat]

I heard that click.

[Connor Griffin]

Is there a. Is there a beef? What is the. What's the history with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin? Are they still beefing or are they straight?

[Big Cat]

One of them's dead, I think.

[Hank]

Oh, they're both dead. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Were they.

[Hank]

Were they beefing?

[Connor Griffin]

Wasn't it, like, one guy? Maybe Buzz was supposed to be first, and then Neil went out.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

No, Neil was always.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, there was a third guy.

[Hank]

Michael Collins, he just killed.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he was rotating.

[Kyle]

He was the.

[Hank]

Yeah, I think he's the cut.

[Kyle]

He was in the chair in the

[Big Cat]

fight for the first.

[Connor Griffin]

Buzz Aldrin would be first alphabetically.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But a. A Neil or no alien. Oh, buddy.

[Eddie]

Oh, Buzz Aldrin's the one who punched a guy, Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Eddie]

He also wore two. Two bow ties at a time.

[Hank]

Why?

[Eddie]

A real innovator. Just for fashion.

[Hank]

Why would.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I don't think that would work.

[Hank]

Wasn't.

[Eddie]

He made it work.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate, are you shocked?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Saying he pulled it off.

[Danny]

Off.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's a move, too. That he's trying to get people to notice that he'd be like, yeah, actually, I learned this on the moon.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, It's a moon thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You wouldn't know. I've been on the moon.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody up there is wearing two bow ties. Kate, are you shocked that the beef is a part of this Rabel.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Reed]

That.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I cannot believe that.

[Finn]

Oh, I can't.

[Reed]

Over.

[Brandon Walker]

The beef's everywhere.

[Kyle]

What a show.

[Eddie]

Everywhere. I know.

[Big Cat]

I couldn't believe it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, you have to. The beef will be in the middle of it.

[Eddie]

He's at the center of our galaxy.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, we need to edit that after the great. Nothing.

[Eddie]

It's the beef. He's our God.

[Finn]

Okay, Diana, what is something you might

[Kyle]

close your eyes to do football when

[Danny]

you have sex with your husband or wife?

[M]

Again, this is from Family Feud Kids.

[Big Cat]

But yes, she answered.

[Hank]

It's done. That's the one.

[Kyle]

You have to take the answer.

[Finn]

No

[Iowan English Teacher]

and.

[Big Cat]

Okay, Diana, that's crazy.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Iowan English Teacher]

This is the craziest one. They. They played against each other.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I think Pat had a comment on your thing. It's like, if I would have known, I would have put a buffer block between their squares.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He could have stopped everything.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I was wrong. Pardon me. Buzz Aldrin wore ties with bow ties. He combined the two.

[Brandon Walker]

So a tie with a picture of a bow tie on it.

[Eddie]

No, no. You, like, wear a bow tie, but then also have a tie dangle.

[Big Cat]

Is it.

[Kyle]

Is the only reason that came out because we put out Barstool Feud.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I bet.

[Brandon Walker]

Dana. It's. It's. Everything's connected.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Someone probably.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

YouTube searched.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Finn]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Look at, like, things are happening, boys.

[Brandon Walker]

You're goddamn right.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Grapes.

[Hank]

It's your guy.

[Kyle]

That's my guy.

[Hank]

It's stuff.

[Kyle]

I don't know. Yeah, as long as he's happy, I guess.

[Big Cat]

Is that. Is that your line? Is that what you're going with?

[Iowan English Teacher]

As long as he's happy.

[Kyle]

As long as no one gets killed and he's happy.

[Danny]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

And they win football games.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think that's probably the part.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy. Stephen, what do you have on the prep sheet today? A little smile I don't know. You made it.

[Danny]

It. Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

Francis did stand up at the Boston Garden last.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, I saw that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, unbelievable.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That's crazy.

[Eddie]

Very cool.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, we. I think you got to clarify for the people what you're looking for with this memorabilia hunt.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. I don't want any seats. I don't want anything small. I want ridiculous things that are like, why do you have that?

[Kyle]

Yep.

[Iowan English Teacher]

But you want them to have meaning or not? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I have gotten meaning out of the first few. Like the Bills trough has meaning. The. The blue turf is iconic. Which, by the way, I think we were talking to Boise. We might get the whole strip.

[Hank]

Oh, blue turf.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

For a.

[Big Cat]

Like, we're talking, like. I was like. I. I told Dom. I was like, hit him up and just see, like, would they sell me, like, the sideline blue turf? You know what I mean? It doesn't even. I just want blue turf. So. Yeah. Like big. I think I just gotta wait for stadiums to sell. And banners. Bad banners. We gotta find bad, bad banners.

[Listener/Caller]

Was there any update on the White Sox pinwheels?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Apparently Dave said that he's talking to someone and they're very heavy.

[Danny]

What is big?

[Big Cat]

Which I assumed that's exactly what you

[Brandon Walker]

want in giant pinwheels. That's exactly what I look for. My giant metal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

But that empty space out front when you first come in that where we're like, we should put a statue here or something. Imagine we had a lit up pinwheel.

[Connor Griffin]

I just sent you a cool one. Cj, what do you think about this?

[Finn]

This?

[Big Cat]

I don't like the Cardinals.

[Connor Griffin]

Yeah, that's true turn style. We could put that on the front door.

[Brandon Walker]

Turn style with turn style would be.

[Eddie]

That is kind of fun.

[Big Cat]

It's pretty expensive for a turn style.

[Mincy]

The pinwheels are available, though. Are they just replacing.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. He's.

[Mincy]

That's weird.

[Big Cat]

White sock staves. I think what's going to end up happening is he. We put too much spotlight on it, and then they'll get sold.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he still in the case? Do you trust him to.

[Big Cat]

I. Oh, yeah. He's my top guy. I got my top guy on this one.

[Listener/Caller]

The guy that reached out about this also said that he might have a lane towards the old San Diego Chargers practice facility equipment.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that would be sick.

[Listener/Caller]

Like a goal post.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Listener/Caller]

I don't know what our size.

[Big Cat]

That's. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you want to know what I'm doing?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yes. A goalpost.

[Big Cat]

I'm trying to get The Wisconsin used to have this ridiculous statue outside of Camp Randall that has been taken down. And I don't know where it's been for the last, like, five years, but I'm trying to get. That is. You can look it up, tj. It's just this huge phallic statue of footballs that look like a penis. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

How sick would this.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Where would.

[Kyle]

That is Gross.

[Big Cat]

How could that be? Oh, man. I wanted something up. It was up for a long time. It was up for, like, maybe 10 years.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That's supposed to be a stack of footballs.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's horrible. So I'm trying on.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Imagine we just had that in the corner of the office.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You know where it is.

[Big Cat]

I talked to some people today. They're like, we're gonna try to track it down. I was like, I'll give a donation for it if we're never gonna put it out again. They took it away and they said they're gonna put it back up somewhere else. And it's been like six years. Seven years.

[Connor Griffin]

It's been in storage for seven years. So. Trying to find.

[Big Cat]

We need that. Look how sick that would be.

[Eddie]

How many feet tal.

[Big Cat]

I think 46.

[Kyle]

What about that. That goal post? When Tennessee won or Vanderbilt won, Where is that?

[Eddie]

When they, like, took it to the river? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

In the river. Could get it out of the river.

[Listener/Caller]

They chopped that up and sold it for nil money.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It was like a souvenir so we

[Kyle]

could get it out of the river.

[Big Cat]

That'd be cool. That would be cool.

[Hank]

It would be. If it was still in the river.

[Big Cat]

If we got it out of the river.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's just sitting there.

[Brandon Walker]

Let him. He's. He's had a rough week.

[Danny]

Me?

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why are you looking at me?

[Finn]

You guys are.

[Brandon Walker]

They're pouncing on you.

[Big Cat]

No, we're not. That wasn't a pound.

[Kyle]

Oh, they were being sarcastic. It wasn't.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. It was a really dumb idea. But that wasn't about.

[Kyle]

I thought you guys were.

[Big Cat]

I think.

[Hank]

I'm serious. It would be cool.

[Kyle]

Imagine getting scuba gear and getting the goal post of the river.

[Mincy]

I think they got it out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I don't think it's there.

[Kyle]

All right. You know what? Whatever.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Finn]

What?

[Big Cat]

I had your back.

[Connor Griffin]

Do you have any interest in autographed mannequin torch?

[Big Cat]

I. I replied to this. I'm trying to win this.

[Connor Griffin]

Those are probably.

[Finn]

Oh, you are?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I'm trying to win this.

[Finn]

Yeah, That's.

[Big Cat]

That's the best one. Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Let's see. Best scene of all.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I love that gift.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that the Napoleon Dynamite Tupperware?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Second best.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, Whatever.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What. What are they doing? Is that a ruler?

[Kyle]

They.

[Listener/Caller]

When they signed the torsos, they made them sign weird stuff.

[Iowan English Teacher]

That's what you're.

[Big Cat]

Where are you getting these items from?

[Danny]

Here you go.

[Big Cat]

You sure?

[Kyle]

Who I'm saying is.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they're doing a goof. That's a classic social media team. Goof. I like that. That's where these came from. Yeah, I want that.

[Danny]

I want both those.

[Big Cat]

Bad. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Bad. Bad.

[Big Cat]

Be a real bad.

[Listener/Caller]

There was a Brewers banner. I don't know how you. How you feel about divisional teams.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Listener/Caller]

Like a 2018 postseason banner that hung outside the stadium. I saw, like, a week or two ago.

[Big Cat]

And they lost, obviously, but. Yeah. I don't know if I want to hang a Brewers banner. We'll see. I. I've cooled down a little. Yesterday was my moment that I would have bought anything.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

I'll get hot again. Like, it's. You know, I just go in waves like that. If you can catch me at the right time, you could just steal all my money.

[Finn]

Money.

[Danny]

What are we buying?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Old.

[Big Cat]

We're just looking at stuff.

[Kyle]

Get more chocolate on my head.

[Big Cat]

Get more what?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Stop.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Finn]

Dana.

[Big Cat]

Chocolate on your hat.

[Danny]

On the back of your hat.

[Kyle]

Right here.

[Finn]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

How did that happen?

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Out of your mouth.

[Big Cat]

Upwards.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How long you been wearing that hat? Is that an old one, or is that a new one?

[Kyle]

This. This stain is new for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a new stain on an old hat.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Sorry. I got.

[Big Cat]

That sounds like black.

[Kyle]

I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

I got no bad stain.

[Kyle]

I got no energy today. I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

Hank ruined a pair of my jeans in Vegas because he bit into a soup dumpling and just sprayed me, like, full spray.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's a learning curve.

[Big Cat]

And he was like, whoops. It was just hot oil everywhere. Beer.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm sure you guys already talked about this on your other shows, but the. The baseball catch for the beer.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so good. You gotta make that catch, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Goes right in her face.

[Big Cat]

Make that catch.

[Kyle]

That's my number one thing I want to do in life is catch a foul ball with beer in my hands.

[Big Cat]

Number one.

[Danny]

That's.

[Kyle]

Number one.

[Danny]

That's.

[Kyle]

But I want to dive for it. I want to, like, die.

[Big Cat]

Let's just do it right now.

[Kyle]

It has to be a real major league or minor league game.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Vanna. Make it content. Go to every game.

[Big Cat]

Go to. Go get a beer.

[Hank]

We need to do it right now.

[Big Cat]

Let's just practice.

[Kyle]

I am going to the White song.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Practice it. Dana, go get a beer.

[Kyle]

I'm going to the White.

[Danny]

We got a baseball.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Where's the baseball?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Dana. What if you don't have a beer?

[Mincy]

Wait, Dana, you had incredible catch with Eddie at a game.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but that was minor league.

[Finn]

Would you do.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Would you do a marathon stream until you did it? Not at a real game.

[Kyle]

It. What do you mean?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Like, if you and Tate got a field and you were. Would you do that?

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

How long do you think it would take?

[Big Cat]

I think Tate had an idea who would be.

[Kyle]

Would they be purposely foul balling?

[Iowan English Teacher]

No, just be non stop.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Until you did that.

[Big Cat]

All right, Dana, go.

[Brandon Walker]

Where?

[Big Cat]

Go get a beer.

[Hank]

It's part of your.

[Big Cat]

Go stand on the part of the

[Hank]

thing that you don't want to spill the beer. Or does it not matter if you did?

[Kyle]

No, you gotta hold on, catch it, and then drink it after.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You gotta chug it before you catch it.

[Danny]

Does he need to be in a crowd? You need, like, three people around.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you have to, like, dive on people.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Get some people in the gambling cave. Go stand on the turf. I'll throw you off one. Get a beer. Do water. We're practicing.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, look, that one.

[Danny]

Lucas.

[Brandon Walker]

It's Lucas's. Yeah, it's a Lucas sign ball.

[Big Cat]

Whoa.

[Reed]

Look at that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's sick.

[Danny]

That's pretty goddamn good.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. Pretty damn good, Dan.

[M]

Foul.

[Big Cat]

All right, all right. Wait, what else is on there?

[Danny]

What's that site?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, what else is on there? Lasanian Thomas zone banner. What is that? Get charged up. Oh, that's pretty cool. By.

[Danny]

Oh, that's.

[Big Cat]

Buy it now, Steve. Buy it now. Buy the cash. Buy it now.

[Connor Griffin]

All right, hold on.

[Big Cat]

Get charged up. Rocks, dude. Yeah, that's a great banner and charging station. Get charged up.

[Eddie]

Make it literal.

[Big Cat]

Dana, get some people from the gambling cave.

[Connor Griffin]

It's his page.

[Hank]

Get charged up.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's good. That's good.

[Danny]

500 for a get charged up banner.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, from the original San Diego.

[Hank]

See that? You're gonna get charged up.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I can't imagine I'll be so charged.

[Big Cat]

Shane's gonna be.

[Listener/Caller]

It says 43ft long. Perfect.

[Big Cat]

Yes, yes. Perfect. There ain't no way. Perfect.

[Danny]

Shipping on. That's got to be whatever.

[Big Cat]

Buy it, Stephen. I'll pay back.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, it's saying pickup.

[Iowan English Teacher]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, Jay, go get your car.

[Eddie]

Put it on the wheel. Pick up the charge.

[Big Cat]

They gotta have shipping. Jay, come On Find it?

[Connor Griffin]

No, it just says ship to. The only option is local pickup.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it in San Diego?

[Finn]

I have.

[Brandon Walker]

I have some friends in San Diego.

[Listener/Caller]

California.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, man.

[Eddie]

I want Dana to go walking around Ukrainian village right now. He'd just be one of the guys.

[Danny]

The bad guy from a season of 24.

[Eddie]

Put a cigarette in his hand.

[Hank]

You gotta. You really want.

[Eddie]

And a chain on his neck.

[Danny]

Victor Drosin's kid.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You want the foul ball? I mean, it's how often you get a chance to catch a foul ball.

[Big Cat]

Put it in solo cup.

[Brandon Walker]

Just had a solo.

[Eddie]

Perfect.

[Listener/Caller]

Lucas gotta know he's getting soaked right now, right?

[Danny]

I don't think Lucas is actually, like, he's at a baseball game right now.

[Hank]

Turn around.

[Listener/Caller]

Big K to step to the right.

[Danny]

Big cat, step to the right. Three steps that way. Three steps. Here we go. Oh, they were ready. There comes foul ball. Foul ball. They need spelled everywhere, Dana.

[Eddie]

We're getting new turf. Anyway.

[Danny]

I didn't even get the ball. All right, all right, all right. Surely they won't hit another foul ball over here. Smokes is too ready. Oh, foul ball.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's part of the game.

[Danny]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Danny]

Lucas getting the mix.

[Nikki Smokes]

Do we stand, like, seated or, like, moving

[Danny]

ball?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Okay.

[Hank]

Do you need chairs? Sit in the chair and, like, pop out of your chair.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think it needs to be more realistic.

[Danny]

Need a baby.

[Mincy]

TJ Sent you the catch.

[Danny]

We have stadium seats over there. You got stadium seats.

[Eddie]

Do you guys need a hot lady to spill on?

[Mincy]

Let's find.

[Danny]

Don't you have those Bill? Stadium seats right around the corner. I don't know if they're easy to move. Yeah, grab the.

[Big Cat]

Grab the. Grab the Bills.

[Eddie]

Oh, Lucas just wants to squat in those shorts. He was looking good this morning.

[Big Cat]

Why is he running?

[Brandon Walker]

Hurry, Lucas.

[Eddie]

Ro.

[Danny]

I thought Lucas was getting ready to do a cartwheel the way he ran.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's how he runs.

[Big Cat]

He sucks.

[Danny]

Perpetual cartwheel run.

[Big Cat]

Just always Steven. So are we getting it or no?

[Eddie]

So whenever he trips, he.

[Connor Griffin]

I messaged the seller. We might have someone that's able to pick it up for us. Hold on.

[Big Cat]

We're.

[Connor Griffin]

We're developing situation.

[Danny]

Who we got in San Diego?

[Brandon Walker]

My boy Boots is out there right now.

[Danny]

It would be in San Diego, right? Because it's from Qualcomm Stadium.

[Listener/Caller]

Like Santi. Santi.

[Danny]

Sante.

[Eddie]

Sante.

[Danny]

He's here.

[Listener/Caller]

California is a town.

[Eddie]

Oh, Santee. Yes.

[Listener/Caller]

Santee.

[Eddie]

Yes. That's out there.

[Finn]

Here we go.

[Big Cat]

We got the bill scene.

[Finn]

Oh, this is sweet.

[Big Cat]

See?

[Danny]

There you go. Now you're in stadium seats.

[Eddie]

I went to an Eagles game there. The old Charger. Charger Stadium was a real dump.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was a tough.

[Danny]

Ready? Yep.

[Eddie]

Tough spot, but it was fun.

[Brandon Walker]

I miss it when stadiums were dumps.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I kind of loved it. It kind of was. Oh, Nikki. Smoke start his leg.

[Danny]

What?

[Big Cat]

No, no, he actually hurt.

[Eddie]

Is this real? No.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he actually hurt?

[Eddie]

Is this real?

[Brandon Walker]

We'll never know.

[Eddie]

He pulled his quad.

[Danny]

A quad tear. We have a triple H in the ring.

[Mincy]

Oh, no. Ryan.

[Eddie]

How is he supposed to get girls for Read tonight?

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Can we watch that again? And watch the moment his quad tears

[Danny]

didn't make a noise. Oh. Near foul ball.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Hank]

All right.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Hank]

There you go, Dana.

[Eddie]

Oh, what a cool guy.

[Kyle]

And then I give it to a

[Danny]

little kid or give it to the guy who hurts.

[Kyle]

Fine, I give it to a little kid.

[Big Cat]

We just keep going.

[Danny]

Look at him.

[Finn]

Is anybody going to check on him?

[Eddie]

Thank you, Wyatt.

[Finn]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh, I think so.

[Danny]

I think he. I think he did hurt a muscle.

[Big Cat]

Hey, man, you all right?

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

I did my job.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Confirm that he's good.

[Big Cat]

You good? Give us a thumbs up.

[Eddie]

I actually.

[Big Cat]

Give us a thumbs up.

[Brandon Walker]

Gonna rub some Oakland call us now.

[Danny]

We're seeing problems that we have on this place. We need a cart.

[Mincy]

He's going to ask

[Brandon Walker]

a stadium. Has to be.

[Finn]

You got to get a cart from the cart. Truck that.

[Big Cat]

Is he actually hurt?

[Danny]

I think he is.

[Hank]

Might be.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Finn]

Let's see what happens immediately.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't see what happened.

[Hank]

I think he actually.

[Big Cat]

Nikki, you okay, dude?

[Danny]

I think pushing off. He hurt his quad.

[Big Cat]

What a terrible way to get injured.

[Danny]

If he can walk, he should be okay.

[Mincy]

Nice catch, Brandon.

[Danny]

You're welcome, everybody.

[Mincy]

You stole Dana's valor with that catch.

[Danny]

Oh, wow. Give him the ball.

[Hank]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, there we go.

[Brandon Walker]

Signed by Lucas.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute.

[Danny]

How? Ain't no way.

[Kyle]

See, it actually hurt.

[Hank]

I see.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I don't know.

[Hank]

Let me see him.

[Brandon Walker]

Are these fake?

[Big Cat]

Connor, come in here. How'd you get these?

[Hank]

Yeah, these are hers.

[Eddie]

I. Danny, stay there. I have to run. Oh, yeah, but everybody.

[Hank]

Okay, Those are hers. She makes little half baked situation. Mom likes to make little.

[Brandon Walker]

Those are you. You took one second of examination.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Danny]

I need a judge to see.

[Hank]

Yeah, okay.

[Danny]

I don't think he is.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandy said. Let me take one.

[Big Cat]

One Connor, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe wait for everybody else to give.

[Hank]

Brandon, what do we say about.

[Brandon Walker]

And then just no lid on the floor.

[Big Cat]

Is anyone. No one's gonna Say anything to me.

[Mincy]

There's a lot going on.

[Big Cat]

No one's gonna say anything to me.

[Kyle]

What was big of you.

[Danny]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. Oh, thank you. Saw that huge moment.

[Hank]

That was.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Defeat. If he actually tore his quad, you'd

[Brandon Walker]

have to fire him.

[Big Cat]

I mean, he's got no use to us. You can't.

[Hank]

Yeah, Meat.

[Kyle]

He can't.

[Big Cat]

Can you?

[Brandon Walker]

Can he, Doctor? Can he still, Please?

[Big Cat]

Nikki, come in here.

[Hank]

Smokes.

[Big Cat]

No, come in here.

[Danny]

Hurry up.

[Hank]

Here?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Yeah, here. Would it be up if you sprayed him with wet fart spray? Wait, I found this.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait. Say, put. Let's put this numbing agent on your thigh.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Here's wet farts. It's by Laughing Smith.

[Big Cat]

Myth.

[Connor Griffin]

I've purchased the banner.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's go.

[Kyle]

What did you get?

[Big Cat]

We got the charged up. Let's get charged up.

[Connor Griffin]

So shout out to Mac. He is going to pick it up and we should have it.

[Danny]

How's Mac getting it to us?

[Mincy]

Get.

[Big Cat]

Get Max Venmo, too. I'll pay him, obviously.

[Connor Griffin]

Okay. Yeah, he. Yes, he lives near there.

[Danny]

You think Hanko's gonna complain about having to do this? Danny?

[Big Cat]

Well, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What's Henkel gonna say about wheeling Smokes in?

[Mincy]

I thought you wanted him in the only free chair. But I wanted to double check.

[Big Cat]

Smokes.

[Hank]

Smokes. What happened?

[Kyle]

Are you okay?

[Big Cat]

Are you gonna. You say thank you to me? You're welcome. Gave you that ball. It's a Lucasi signed ball.

[Nikki Smokes]

What am I gonna do with that?

[Big Cat]

Are you. Are you really hurt?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. No, like, I'm actually hurt.

[Hank]

What happened?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Is it.

[Nikki Smokes]

Where does it hurt, this muscle?

[Danny]

Right here.

[Nikki Smokes]

I heard it playing soccer, but I didn't, like, tear it. And then I don't know what just happened. I popped out of there.

[Brandon Walker]

But where's that numbing spray?

[Iowan English Teacher]

You want this unlabeled muscle spray?

[Nikki Smokes]

You just have muscle spray on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that works our bodies.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Just injury spray.

[Big Cat]

I was using it on my ankle.

[Brandon Walker]

I did what? I did four sprays on my lower back. Felt nothing.

[Hank]

Spray it on there.

[Nikki Smokes]

I know this is. This is all right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, it is.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, you're not even. You're barely spraying it.

[Nikki Smokes]

I'm scared to spray it.

[Brandon Walker]

It's numbing spray.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's wet fart spray.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Do we confuse it with the wet fart spray? Be careful.

[Finn]

Oh, no. He can't walk.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's the wet fart spray. Oh, I smell it.

[Nikki Smokes]

I hope one of you old tear something.

[Danny]

It wasn't us.

[Big Cat]

It wasn't us. That was not Us.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Is it that bad?

[Big Cat]

That was not us.

[Mincy]

It helps you not focus on the pain, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Does it still hurt?

[Big Cat]

I. I can't breathe.

[Hank]

Careful.

[Danny]

Not even that bad.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's settled away.

[Kyle]

Can we get a slow mo of the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you could see where it popped.

[Danny]

It's the push. Oh,

[Big Cat]

I will say. All right, so let's do positive spin zones. Yep. Nikki, you were going to hoop today.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I think I'm out on that.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm saying you 100% would have heard it. Hooping. Yeah, if it was that, it would have been worse.

[Nikki Smokes]

It would have been even worse, I think. Trying to catch a fake foul.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's worse than hoop. No.

[Danny]

Well, another spin zone. Your thighs look great right now.

[Brandon Walker]

They do look great.

[Big Cat]

Your dick still works.

[Brandon Walker]

Could you still put meat on something?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I could be a bottle.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

I didn't know you were gay.

[Danny]

Right?

[Nikki Smokes]

Wait, is that a gay. I'm sorry, I'm tasting as I'm saying.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

I meant like, she could, you know, like, get on top of me. I don't know. My, my. My goal tonight is just to help Reed.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Are you taking him out?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you not like him?

[Hank]

You have one leg and told him

[Nikki Smokes]

not to set the flowers. Like I was telling. Like, bro, you need to stop. Like, this is too much.

[Danny]

A little behind the scenes. I cut off the yacht yesterday and I saw you and Dante walking very vigilantly, like you were coming from a war meeting or something. Yeah, very. Seriously, I said, what's wrong with you and Dante? And you said, just trying to help our boy Reed.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I feel like, you know,

[Big Cat]

how

[Nikki Smokes]

do I say this the right way? I don't know. I feel like, you know, she's like, playing our boy a little bit.

[Hank]

You think?

[Danny]

Chicken fries, playing games.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. And I just. I don't like seeing that Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think so?

[Mincy]

Well, it's tough, cuz, like, one of her good friends was the one who told him to send flowers, so she knows her more than me. But Reed was all on board with just being friends. Then she kind of came out with like, what you friends on me? And then from there, I don't know,

[Nikki Smokes]

I. I like, in my opinion, I feel like, you know, it's a bit like, they all know it's a bit. He, like, I just don't want. Because he was like, oh, I think the lines are being blurred.

[Kyle]

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Nikki Smokes]

I'm like, yo, I'm just looking out. And I just don't think I agree. I said, sending Flowers is the move.

[Hank]

Like, folks, you gotta get out. You smell like. I know, I'm sorry.

[Nikki Smokes]

Can you get something to wheel me out, though?

[Big Cat]

Like, dude, I'm sorry about your life. That does suck. In the history of yak injuries.

[Nikki Smokes]

That's a. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ryan's shoulder.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I broke my finger playing gold.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Nikki Smokes]

I cannot believe you gave me hearts break.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I was trying to allude that it was. You know.

[Big Cat]

Now you get. Now. Now you got it.

[Nikki Smokes]

Sorry.

[Big Cat]

Everything really up.

[Danny]

And you blame the old.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sorry. Yeah, you did blame the old.

[Kyle]

Is he actually hurting?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that would have been so funny if Danny just dumped him.

[Kyle]

I think he's all right.

[Big Cat]

He would have gotten so hurt.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Basketball.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Ankle there to catch him.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Hinkle's got his face in the.

[Big Cat]

The stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Stinky thigh.

[Big Cat]

Great job.

[Danny]

I don't smell it.

[Hank]

Does it really smell it?

[Big Cat]

A little bit.

[Hank]

It hit me.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, it looks hurt.

[Hank]

It was a delayed reaction, but does not smell good.

[Finn]

Damn.

[Hank]

Doesn't smell good at all. The wet fart spray got the bad smell and. Wet fart spray?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I mean, yeah, that's what was in that water. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Wait, did somebody put something in your water? Oh, no.

[Finn]

I feel like me.

[Big Cat]

I love the prank he does when he's frustrated.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he must wreak.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh, dude, I feel bad.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, yeah. That's my number one thing I want to do in life.

[Brandon Walker]

I forgot.

[Iowan English Teacher]

What?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was 25 minutes ago. Ball with a beer.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Diving foul ball with a beer.

[Danny]

You can't dive and get a foul ball with a beer.

[Kyle]

You can.

[Danny]

Wait.

[Big Cat]

You didn't die.

[Danny]

Somebody could. You can't.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't.

[Kyle]

In a ballpark, if there's seats that

[Brandon Walker]

are empty around you, you can't.

[Kyle]

Yes, I can.

[Danny]

A diving foul ball.

[Kyle]

I've caught a foul ball before with one hand.

[Brandon Walker]

That was impressive.

[Big Cat]

Put that in a Major League baseball game.

[Kyle]

No. Minor, but.

[Danny]

Well. But the difference between catching a ball with one hand and diving with a beer in your hand is. Is huge.

[Kyle]

I'm telling you, Brandon, it's unrealistic. But it's my number one thing I want to do.

[Danny]

Fair. Fine. That's your dream.

[Big Cat]

Number one.

[Danny]

And have you been in a game? Because I've done this. You're sitting in the game and you look around to see where the kids are. So if you do. Oh, yeah, you know, I'm going right here.

[Kyle]

Absolutely.

[Big Cat]

This is. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Big Cat]

Jesus.

[Kyle]

I know that. I know that laugh from Eddie.

[Danny]

Why Y' all dressed like that.

[Kyle]

It was a bike week in Myrtle. A bunch of motorcyclers.

[Big Cat]

This guy sucked.

[Connor Griffin]

Oh, Eddie looks great.

[Big Cat]

Does. That's insane.

[Mincy]

Should be happy with that. Dana, that's incredible.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Seriously.

[Hank]

You had a beer in your hand for that?

[Kyle]

I know, but yeah, that's.

[Hank]

What's the difference.

[Kyle]

Minor league. It's gotta be major league. Yeah. That's my dream in life for sure. I'm not exaggerating.

[Mincy]

How much of the beer can spill?

[Kyle]

It doesn't. As long as there's enough to like to drink some. Drink some after.

[Danny]

I had the best fucking time with Eddie yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah?

[Danny]

Yeah. Went to the world's largest or America's largest arcade and it's right down Ogden. Down probably about 10 miles out.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you disappointed at all or is it as grand as you thought it is?

[Danny]

Everything I thought it would be.

[Hank]

And.

[Danny]

And it was. Every. Every arcade game that's ever been released is in that building. And it's just unbelievable. I blew a 12 point lead in the last three minutes of NBA Jam. But it was. It was great. We stayed about three hours.

[Big Cat]

Who'd you play with?

[Danny]

I was the Phoenix Suns. He was Chicago Bulls. We redid the 1993 finals and he had pit. He was not controlling Pippin. He was controlling the other guy. And Pippen was a defensive menace and Eddie shouldn't have won that game, but he let Pippin do all the dirty work.

[Brandon Walker]

Eddie did win the game.

[Danny]

Yeah, but Eddie's. Pippin's. The best defense player.

[Brandon Walker]

Game T. Bob was talking about this horse betting arcade game where you breed the horses and it prints out like their race results.

[Danny]

Oh, I've never seen that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. He was acting like it was like a common thing. Interest me.

[Big Cat]

Huh.

[Brandon Walker]

How long were you up there?

[Danny]

There? We got there about three. I left at six.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you tired?

[Danny]

I was, but I was. I was. I'm gonna take Tommy back. It's just a phenotype. You pay $25 at the front counter. You give them 25 and you can stay in there the rest of the night just playing free video games.

[Big Cat]

That's pretty cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Danny]

It's not free because you pay $25.

[Hank]

What was the crowd like? Older or younger? Was guys like you looking to relive.

[Danny]

It's mostly guys like me, but it was. It was. I would say there was 15 people in there while we were in there. It was, you know, Thursday afternoon and everybody about my age.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But all different races and colors and.

[Hank]

Yeah, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah. Sure. Of course.

[Danny]

Everybody was represented. Everybody was represented.

[Connor Griffin]

Can you walk me through this fourth quarter? How is it possible to blow a 12 point lead in. Is it two or three minute quarters?

[Danny]

Three minute quarters? It's possible because NBA Jam has a thing where if you're leading by a lot, you'll miss shots and the guy who's trailing will not miss shots at all. It is engineered to.

[Connor Griffin]

You're playing the computer or Eddie.

[Danny]

I'm playing Eddie.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Lance was impressed. He said you were a historian. You might as well have been a tour guide for that arc.

[Danny]

I was. I was pointing at every game telling them when it came out. They had Pit Fighter machine came out in 91. They had a. They had all kind of. They had the original Space Invaders machine. They had unbelievable stuff.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Are you interested in buying one of these for your house?

[Danny]

I would be. Yeah. I would. I would. Absolutely. I have one of those NBA Jam machines and then I have one. I have another machine that somebody stole from the office. We'll never find the guy, but I have that machine. But I don't have a true. Used to be in an arcade machine like they got what would be the one.

[Brandon Walker]

One you'd want.

[Danny]

And a good four player NBA Jam machine. Yeah.

[Hank]

And the guy who made NBA Jam Arcade like have biases that he baked into his code.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I think so.

[Hank]

Doesn't he talk about that?

[Danny]

I think Eddie had him on the dog walk. And Eddie.

[Hank]

Oh, really?

[Danny]

Eddie was telling me yesterday that that's

[Hank]

how I knew that.

[Danny]

Because it's rigged for Detroit. That's what Eddie said. But I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Chris Mullins in the corner.

[Hank]

Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold it down as he shoots. Let go at the top of the jump.

[Danny]

Sean Kemp, Gary Payton, Chris Mullen and

[Big Cat]

then Glenn Rice in the corner as well.

[Danny]

Larry Johnson. Alonzo Morning was a great team.

[Big Cat]

Is that Glenn Rice on that team too?

[Danny]

I don't know if he was.

[Iowan English Teacher]

He.

[Danny]

Yeah, he would have had to be, right? He would have had to be.

[Kyle]

Brandon. I was doing some research last night on Mitch Richmond.

[Hank]

Yep.

[Danny]

Hell of a shooter.

[Kyle]

I didn't know how good he was.

[Danny]

He was amazing.

[Kyle]

He was really good.

[Danny]

Good with the warriors and then he

[Kyle]

was better with first rookie year. He averaged like 20 a game and just never. Just kept averaging 20 a game.

[Danny]

They had a hardaway Richmond and Mullen for about two or three years.

[Hank]

He's still the worst hall of Famer. Is that the guy that people point out still? If he is the thing, you're fine. With that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The NBA hall of Fame is a joke.

[Danny]

He was also great on NBA Live 99, which me and my friend Alan Brown play all the time.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you Kobe Bryant's NBA courtside guy?

[Danny]

Never played it.

[Brandon Walker]

I liked it.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Rudy Gobert is a Hall of Famer?

[Danny]

Yes, I think probably so. Yeah. I agree. It doesn't take much to get them. It doesn't take.

[Big Cat]

He has like, what, like four defensive

[Danny]

players of the year and he started coaching.

[Hank]

I don't like it.

[Big Cat]

It's also. Yeah. I mean, it's. It's not the NBA hall of Fame. It's just Basketball hall of Fame.

[Hank]

It is funny that he's like immediately irrelevant because of Wimby.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Like, he's not even. He's like, I'm the best. I'm the best defensive player of all time. You're like, you're not even the best. French long arms.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Defender of the last five years.

[Mincy]

He's gotta catch this new virus.

[Danny]

When y' all think of old school arcade video games and you think of getting in a. In a car, like it's an arcade machine that's built like a car and you sit down and you. You drive it.

[Big Cat]

Cruising.

[Hank]

Cruising. Exotic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was never a car for me. The Jurassic park one wasn't a car.

[Danny]

They had that. They had. They had Cruising USA Gang Cruise in the world. But they also had Hydro Thunder, which I had forgotten about. But Hydro Thunder was sick.

[Big Cat]

I loved Cruising usa.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's great.

[Big Cat]

That was awesome. And the other one that I loved. Simpsons game.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no. It was like the one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

They had that X Men. They had Ninja Turtles.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Ninja Turtles is a great head.

[Danny]

Everything.

[Mincy]

What's your favorite non sports related arcade game?

[Danny]

Probably the Simpsons.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that one. That's a goated game.

[Danny]

They had a wall of street fighters. Are there back.

[Big Cat]

Is there new Ninja Turtles coming out?

[Danny]

Ninja Turtles are always back.

[Connor Griffin]

Redone that series quite a few times.

[Danny]

Sick. Love them.

[Connor Griffin]

Netflix.

[Brandon Walker]

H. It's never a Turtles guy.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Never was a Turtles guy.

[Hank]

They done like a gritty version Che. Like a.

[Danny]

The mascot.

[Hank]

Like a. Of the Turtles. Oh, like a. The one at that Christopher Nolan did with Batman, you know.

[Big Cat]

Well, they did.

[Hank]

Did they?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like in the. Back in the day, the. The like 90s movies were sick. They were kind of. They weren't cartoons. They were.

[Danny]

Kevin Nash was in there that they

[Brandon Walker]

did a comic where only one was left alive. But you didn't know because the comic was in black and white. You didn't know who it was till the end.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it was Raphael. Probably.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Was he?

[Brandon Walker]

I think it was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's badass.

[Danny]

No, he's the worst one.

[Brandon Walker]

Cool but rude.

[Danny]

Don Teller's the best. What?

[Brandon Walker]

Donatello is the best.

[Big Cat]

No. Everyone. Yeah, because that's a basic chick answer.

[Danny]

No, because he's the smartest one. He has the ball.

[Brandon Walker]

That's who Wiz Khalifa said he'd want to smoke with the most.

[Connor Griffin]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

So there.

[Danny]

What?

[Finn]

Hello.

[Big Cat]

Raphael was the one who was April o'. Neil.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

So point. There he was. He's the bad boy.

[Danny]

Does he have a human dick or a turtle dick?

[Brandon Walker]

Human.

[Big Cat]

He slang that thing

[Brandon Walker]

answering that fast.

[Danny]

Buddy. Me and Eddie.

[Kyle]

Me and Eddie recently saw two sea turtles.

[Danny]

Oh. Get on. Get on board, buddy. Okay. Me and Nick saw that three years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

Ours were landing.

[Danny]

Oh, were they? Lantern.

[Kyle]

But there was in the water. They were. And it was sick.

[Brandon Walker]

Was. Did the shells make noise? Like. Was it loud?

[Kyle]

No.

[Big Cat]

Just imagine.

[Mincy]

Dana.

[Big Cat]

Just start to jerk off.

[Kyle]

It wasn't like hot or anything?

[Iowan English Teacher]

Not hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Was there anything hot about it?

[Kyle]

No.

[Iowan English Teacher]

No, they're not.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't think there's something exotic about in the ocean?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Nice. Turtles

[Iowan English Teacher]

convince him.

[Big Cat]

Do people in the ocean. Like that's always. I never really understood that. He's in the water. You water.

[Hank]

That seems.

[Brandon Walker]

Water seem dangerous.

[Big Cat]

It just seems like I don't even know.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't really understand.

[Kyle]

Yeah. It's. No.

[Hank]

You up your too. I think it really.

[Big Cat]

Hand job in a Jacuzzi. Now that.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That makes sense.

[Hank]

Yeah. You don't want to up your.

[Kyle]

Is that a thing?

[Big Cat]

I mean I got one when I was like 17. It was awesome. Came so fast.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

But like a hand job anywhere.

[Kyle]

That is sick. I've never gotten that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do you think you would come quick now?

[Big Cat]

Probably. I mean I haven't. I haven't really gotten better stamina.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

You don't. As you age.

[Big Cat]

I don't think. Well, I'm waiting for it.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think I'm just going to one day. I'm just not never going to come again.

[Brandon Walker]

Like Titus said something. One day is your last.

[Hank]

One day. Your last nut.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Hank]

What's. What's really up? You don't know. It's your last nut. Damn.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we have a yak bit about a last.

[Big Cat]

Yes. A movie. Right?

[Finn]

I think so.

[Big Cat]

Who wrote a movie?

[Iowan English Teacher]

The whole movie.

[Danny]

Your last.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you want to know though? I think it would ruin it.

[Kyle]

Who cares?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Be a lot of pressure on the last.

[Big Cat]

Nah.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You wouldn't want to go out with a bang?

[Big Cat]

Nah, dude, I'm like James Harden in the playoffs. I'm just kind of falling over myself, out of breath. I, I, I'm, I've reversed. I respect James Harden. I think it's, I think it's awesome that you have someone that you can just, just set your watch to. So dependable. Like, we're gonna get to mid May and he's going to be dog.

[Hank]

He's playing funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's funny. It's like a very funny experience now.

[Iowan English Teacher]

It's my knowledge of James Harden. One of the best, very good players.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I mean, one mvp, but he's actually dog every playoff.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's amazing.

[Reed]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

It's awesome because he gets like, playoffs go longer. He gets more dogs.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Is he like, dejected about it?

[Big Cat]

Like, I don't think he cares. He just goes to the strip club.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

He had one of the crazier possessions I've seen in play.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Hank]

That was a tough time last night

[Connor Griffin]

where there's like 50 seconds left. They're down by six. Like, they're gonna lose the game. He dribbled for 15 plus seconds and then passed it to Jared Allen for like a contested too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

But now at the point this, this is the point where he's not even choking anymore.

[Danny]

He's just old.

[Big Cat]

Old, like, guys are just faster than him. There was a point where he might

[Hank]

actually be playing well.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. For what he. Yeah. And he's tremendously durable. Like, you got to give him that. He always shows up to play like dog. He never misses any of those games.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Not getting injured.

[Big Cat]

He has more turnovers than he does made field goals in this series.

[Hank]

Maybe that's his plan is like, continue playing like dog. But if you do it long enough, stuff, like, if he's 55 years old playing like this, you're like, God damn. This is actually.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's like, respect James Harden's dog.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The fact that he started doing it

[Brandon Walker]

well, there's a certain point where if he's maintaining the same level of play that is, it becomes impressive. Is that what.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. You're like, dude, what do you expect? He's 55 years old. Of course he's still dogs.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Connor Griffin]

There was a stat from last night where he gave up the most consecutive made field goals while guarding a person in isolation ever in the playoffs. The when he was the primary defender, seven for seven.

[Big Cat]

Love that need dog. But also he's like one of the most Talented. Yes.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Skilled men.

[Big Cat]

But, like, everyone comes together, being like, yeah, that guy's dog.

[Finn]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right. She's.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Ower.

[Danny]

Wash the fart off of me.

[Hank]

That hurt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's in a sticky spot.

[Big Cat]

Kylie should have done. That was the meanest. That was.

[Iowan English Teacher]

I'm gonna give him a favor.

[Big Cat]

What are you gonna do?

[Iowan English Teacher]

A receipt? Like a voucher?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, my God. He's actually hurt and smelly.

[Brandon Walker]

A bad combo. Come on.

[Big Cat]

Now it's being a little bit. All right. Tough look. Oh, man. It's tough.

[Hank]

Not how you want to start your weekend.

[Big Cat]

No. You better show up for our boy, Reed.

[Kyle]

Pretty. Is this.

[Nikki Smokes]

Now my boxers are wet.

[Iowan English Teacher]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

I actually feel bad for me too. I mean, that was the. That was very similar. Remember when I tore my hamstring playing? We were doing eggs. You're just like, what the man? Like, how can this be the thing I get hurt at? But it was because I had an injury beforehand.

[Hank]

It's kind of funny we have a wheelchair just readily available.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Just.

[Big Cat]

We just know someone's gonna need it, I think.

[Kyle]

But I think. I think we might become a buzz cut office, like Deutsch, Nikki, Smokes, and me.

[Big Cat]

That is three. That is three names. You just said three names.

[Kyle]

Cut office. Look at Deutsch. Dude looks awesome. You know, that's what you said. It's a low main, low maintenance haircut.

[Big Cat]

It does look awesome.

[Finn]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Mission unsinkable. That's a good shirt.

[Kyle]

Love Deutsche. I love you, Deutsch.

[Hank]

All right. Feelings mutual, it seems.

[Finn]

All right.

[Big Cat]

So titty draft. When? Milk draft? Tuesday.

[Danny]

Tuesday if they're in.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Hank]

And Wednesday if they're waiting on the titties to come in.

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Danny]

Know, soon as we get them, we're. We're.

[Big Cat]

As soon as we get them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Well, I hope everyone has a great weekend.

[Kyle]

I'm going to the White Sox. Maybe I'll catch a foul ball.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, with a beer in your hand?

[Big Cat]

That would be sick. If you manifested this.

[Kyle]

That'd be so sick. What are they playing?

[Mincy]

Steal the pinwheels while you're at it?

[Big Cat]

Are you. Is it just you, your wife and her boyfriend, or who else?

[Connor Griffin]

It's.

[Kyle]

It's me and Katie. Me and Katie.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so she's got.

[Danny]

You're not gonna be home tonight. All right, well, you can rule out him being on the white, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Honey, go have fun. You've heard.

[Hank]

Are they playing a double header tonight?

[Kyle]

This is not a thing. We're not letting this be a Thing. Come on.

[Danny]

Don't get that money, sweetie.

[Kyle]

I got enough on this program. Don't let this be a thing.

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

I bet you he's awesome, though.

[Danny]

Yeah. The man you.

[Big Cat]

Knowing you, you'd become best friends. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, this guy's awesome.

[Kyle]

Dude, we have so much in common.

[Danny]

My wife's boyfriend's a man cool as bro.

[Hank]

He likes my wife. I like my wife.

[Kyle]

There was a beers together.

[Big Cat]

He's a dude. I wanted to strangle him. But then we just hung out and named players.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna sound like a here, but, like, in college with my. My ex girlfriend, my roommate, who I love more than anybody. Like, she could tell. She was kind of flirting with him. I was like, dude, just go ahead. I don't give a fuck. Like, you're my boy.

[Hank]

Yeah, that does kind of sound like a cuff.

[Kyle]

I know.

[Brandon Walker]

And did he?

[Kyle]

No, But I was like, ah, if you want to make out with her,

[Danny]

I don't really care.

[Big Cat]

You're my boy now.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't do that.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Kyle]

I was 19.

[Danny]

But now that you're married.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, no. None of this. No.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna end up hiring this guy.

[Iowan English Teacher]

There's no controversy at all.

[Big Cat]

No, man. My dog loves him.

[Kyle]

All right, spin the wheel. Holy.

[Big Cat]

Great week, Dana.

[Kyle]

Thank you.

[Danny]

Great week.

[Hank]

Good job.

[Kyle]

We're on to next week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, what's.

[Finn]

Does he hurt?

[Danny]

No, I think he's just, you know.

[Big Cat]

No, he's still. No, he stabbed himself three years ago.

[Danny]

He spent 40. He slept 45 minutes last night.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

But that's the last place I choose to lie.

[Big Cat]

I can't believe you got the cookies. Incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he get in the balls?

[Kyle]

Oh, he's probably playing ball. He's probably just stretching.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Hank]

What the.

[Kyle]

A lot of dudes ready to ball.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, dudes are ready to ball. Let's get to balling.

[Danny]

Let them ball.

[Brandon Walker]

Wet would suck.

[Hank]

Still haven't hit a final wet yet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I'm so excited.

[Danny]

First final wet.

[Big Cat]

First final wet. Time.

[Listener/Caller]

Have a good weekend, everybody. Stay safe out there. Love you guys. See you Monday.

[Reed]

Bye.