Revisiting Dana's Beer Trip to Nashville | The Yak 2-24-26

Summary

The Yak | Revisiting Dana's Beer Trip to Nashville

Barstool Yak – Episode from February 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic free-form Yak roundtable, blending humor, “inside Barstool” stories, friendly roasts, and a deep-dive revisiting the infamous "Dana’s Beer Trip to Nashville" during the 2020 tornado/pandemic crossover. The hosts – Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Eddie, Titus, Donnie, Mark, and special guests – spiral through their daily lives, from Crock Pot debates to Barstool lore and messy first dates. Notably, they share the inside story and aftermath of Dana's well-intentioned but “canceled” Nashville beer run, offering both laughs and a unique look back at an iconic, weird moment in Barstool history.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. "Cream Era" and Food Takes (00:24–03:55)

• The crew debates sweet cream vs. sour cream, with Kyle ("cream should be sweet, and sour just has undertones of like rotten and gross to me" – 01:53) and Eddie as main contenders.
• Titus discusses his newfound crockpot obsession, which spirals into a defense of “convenient cooking,” air fryers, and how some foods/devices are branded as “low class” despite how great they are.
• Anecdote: Donnie’s friend the fireman isn’t allowed crockpots at work, as it's considered “shitty low effort cooking.”

2. Barstool Nomad Stories: Jackson, Mississippi & Accents (04:23–08:07)

• Dana reminisces about living in Jackson, MS after his “Zillion Beers” fame, describing the culture shock and his gradual shift in speech, “I became a full on Southern person. My lexicon became Southern” (06:28).
• Kate recalls picking up "y'all" and Southern manners, insisting she actually felt she started to “pray a lot.”
• The crew debates if Northerners can say "y’all," then veers into phrases like “wicked” fading away.

3. Name-Dropping & Barstool Connections (09:00–11:07)

• Kate’s party trick: calling or texting Deion Sanders (“Coach Prime”) for jokes – and he actually calls her back live (21:05), updating on family and expressing affection for the Yak group. “I miss y’all, too, but y’all know it’s Black History Month. Can you at least put one brother in there?” – Coach Prime (21:36)
• The group riffs on who the biggest Chicago celeb in their phones is, with mentions of Rob Blagojevich and notable mayors.

4. Lori Lightfoot’s Awful Super Bowl Spread (13:43–15:46)

• Donnie and Titus roast former Chicago mayor Lori Lightfoot's infamous “fridge residue” Super Bowl spread—gray pickles, grapes, assortment of dips. “It was like she just found in her fridge.” (14:19, Eddie)
• Reflection on cringe-worthy party food and the line between memorable and tragic.

5. Barstool’s Celebrity, Anus, and Merchandise Lore (16:27–24:12)

• Dana and others discuss Barstool show naming drama, especially the origin of the “Anus” podcast: fans kept refreshing IP sites to see if Barstool owned certain names. “Let’s start a show called Anus to see if they’ll buy the IP of Anus... Now we’re stuck with that name.” (22:41)
• Half-serious discussion about launching podcasts named after every letter in the alphabet as an SEO hack.

6. Watch Talk and Accidental Terrorism (25:00–26:43)

• The hosts discuss what watches they wear—Kate’s wedding watch from Francis, Titus’s “soft launch” of luxury watches, and the infamous Casio F91W (“terrorists use it to make their bombs...there’s a section on the Wikipedia page about terrorism.” – Dana, 25:56).
• Nostalgia about generic “Great Value” cereals and “bag” cereal days.

7. Cultural Food Associations and Banter (29:08–30:14)

• Food associations: banana pudding vs. banana puffs, and how certain hosts are indelibly linked to certain foods.
• Deep dive into Southern food: red beans and rice, collard greens, okra, Chick-fil-A; “Banana pudding rocks” (29:43, Donnie).

8. Candid Body Talk: Balls, Butts, and Injuries (38:45–47:41)

• The group, especially Kate and Dana, gets unfiltered about “ball issues:” surgeries, size disparity, sitting on balls, and the ridiculousness of external genitals. “Balls suck, dude.” – Kate (41:51)
• Classic Yak: worst ball injuries and MTV’s “Scarred,” complete with wince-inducing skateboard fails and “pain Olympics” lore.

9. Olympic & Survivor Sexuality, Rewards, and Myths (86:00–89:54)

• Exaggerated tales of Olympic Village sexcapades: “Every tweet is about like sexualizing these Olympic stars.” (86:24, Kyle)
• The real and rumored “condom bowl” empties and international differences in Olympic medal rewards, e.g. “If you go back to Japan as a medalist, aren’t you revered as a God?” (89:20, Dana)

10. Revisiting Dana's Beer Trip to Nashville (70:46–76:24)

• Foundational Story: After seeing a tweet from tornado victims asking for beer, Dana drove to Nashville with 300 beers just as COVID started shutting down the country: “I got like 300 beers and I brought to these guys’ house. And then the next day the world shut down.” (71:44, Kate)
• Brandon and the group break down the story, its viral backlash, and how Barstool’s Dave Portnoy texted Dana to stay away from the office (“You're a idiot. There's a global pandemic... Don't come to the office on Monday.” – 76:14).
• Pictures, texts with Mike Vrabel, and reflections on how weird life was in March 2020.
• They agree it was silly and good-hearted: “Honestly, you did more than most.” – Brandon (76:04)

11. Barstool Challenges, The Gauntlet, and Dating Rhythms (92:04–101:12)

• Gauntlet games in the office, challenged by Deutsch, including first date tactics and why dinner dates may not be ideal.
• Dating: “If I was in his shoes, I would want a girl that gets cranked.” – Kate on matching party energy (100:47)
• Humorous debate about restaurant choices and first date awkwardness.

12. Movies and Nostalgia (94:25–95:00)

• Water Boy, Superbad, and 2000s comedies—do they “still hold up?” (They agree: yes).
• Contrast with Gen Z/Alpha culture—today’s kids quote streamers, not movies.

13. Random Wheel, Shoutouts, & Survivor Update (110:15–111:30)

• Updates on Tommy Smokes’ Survivor live-stream challenge—a multi-hour “hand-on-object” endurance contest for a trip to Fiji.
• Brandon references the cult doc “Hands on a Hard Body” (80:30).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Cream should be sweet, and sour just has undertones of like rotten and gross to me.” – Kyle (01:53)
• “Crockpots. Pretty awesome.” – Eddie (02:28)
• “I became a full-on Southern person. My lexicon became Southern.” – Kate (06:28)
• “Why don't you give [Deion] a call right now?” – Dana (09:17), leads to Coach Prime’s surprise call (21:05)
• "Y’all know it's Black History Month—can you at least put one brother in there?" – Coach Prime (21:36)
• “It was just fridge residue.” – Kyle on Lori Lightfoot’s Super Bowl spread (15:31)
• “Let’s start a show called Anus to see if they’ll buy the IP of Anus... Now we’re stuck with that name.” – Dana (22:41)
• “I like going... like to know about what I'm wearing.” – Dana after looking up terrorism links to his watch (26:15)
• “Imagine talking about your small penis on Call Her Daddy.” – Donnie (19:01)
• “Balls suck, dude. Balls.” – Kate (41:51)
• “You could have gone any other... you could have said anything else out on a horse.” – Dana on animal anatomy comparisons (46:50)
• “You were in between a tragic tornado and a global pandemic, just throwing beers.” – Eddie (73:32)
• “Honestly, you did more than most.” – Brandon (76:04)
• “If I was in his shoes, I would want a girl that gets cranked.” – Kate (100:47)
• “If you go back to Japan as a medalist, aren’t you revered as a God?” – Dana (89:20)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:24 Food banter: Creams, crockpots, and "low effort" meals
• 04:23 Remembering Jackson, MS: Accent changes, Southern living
• 09:00 Live Deion Sanders (Coach Prime) call and Barstool name drops
• 13:43 Lori Lightfoot’s infamous party spread
• 22:41 The "Anus" podcast origin story
• 25:00 Watch talk and Wikipedia terrorist trivia
• 29:08 Personal food associations—banana pudding, Reese’s Puffs
• 38:45 Full-blown "ball talk" (& injuries)
• 70:46 Revisiting the Nashville beer run—origins, reaction, and personal fallout
• 92:04 Dating, the Gauntlet, and first date food philosophy
• 94:25 Water Boy, movie nostalgia, and kid culture now
• 110:15 Tommy Smokes Survivor stream and "Hands on a Hard Body"

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Tone & Highlights

The Yak’s tone is loose, hilarious, and self-deprecating—no topic is too random to spiral into, but the episode always comes back to camaraderie, self-parody, and genuine affection for Barstool’s weirdest moments. The revisiting of Dana’s beer trip is the show highlight: part true confession, part roast, and part reflection on “trying to do good and getting roasted by the internet.” There’s also the perfect Yak mix of body humor, regional debates, and surreal what-if conversations (like "podcasts named A-Z").

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Summary Takeaway

For listeners, this episode is a rich slice of Barstool and Yak chaos: from inside jokes and viral moments to surprisingly warm looks at internet cancel culture and loyalty among friends. Anyone who missed it will walk away knowing all the Barstool lore—and probably craving both crockpot meals and a cold beer after a disaster.

Transcript

[Dana]

Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music.

[Kyle]

3, 2, 1.

[Kate]

Are you serious?

[Dana]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Donnie]

Incredible.

[Kyle]

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[Eddie]

I too like the sweet cream, Kyle.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'll always opt for like a sweet cream flavored anything. Like sweet cream flavored ice cream. You can get like sample sizes from Cold Stone now of sweet cream. Yeah, they're like a $99 of any ice cream.

[Eddie]

And then I think anything offered as sweet cream is always going to be good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Hey, Eddie.

[Kyle]

Flavor.

[Donnie]

Hey.

[Eddie]

Hey, Dana.

[Dana]

They also have sour cream. That's good.

[Eddie]

Sour cream's great.

[Kyle]

What do you mean they have sour cream?

[Dana]

Like humanity.

[Kyle]

And you got. You think it's like, tastes good?

[Dana]

I sure do.

[Eddie]

You don't think sour cream tastes good?

[Kate]

Sour cream on my dinner last night,

[Eddie]

I could see that.

[Kyle]

I'm repulsed by it.

[Eddie]

I love.

[Dana]

You love sweet cream, but hate sour cream.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I think cream should be sweet and sour just has.

[Eddie]

Do you put in your baked potato

[Kyle]

undertones of like rotten and gross to me?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I. I think sour cream, sour taste go.

[Dana]

But as soon as it becomes cream,

[Titus]

I'm in my cream cheese era. I'm hitting the crock pot hard lately, fellas. Are you and you just plop, plopping those cream cheeses in there.

[Dana]

I was wondering when you hit your cream cheese era.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm there.

[Eddie]

I thought what happened earlier, but thank God she finally got there. What are you making in the crock pot?

[Titus]

What am I not making in the crock pot? I made some killer meatballs the other day.

[Dana]

All right. What are you not making in crock

[Titus]

crock pot chicken the other day? I. Oh, nothing. Making everything in the crock pot. If anybody wants a recipe, let me know. I'm on a heater.

[Eddie]

Crock pots. Pretty awesome.

[Kate]

Fucking awesome.

[Eddie]

Pretty awesome crock pots.

[Kate]

You ever make shredded chicken in there?

[Eddie]

You can make anything in there.

[Dana]

Kate has.

[Titus]

I just did last night. A whole jar of salsa verde, some chicken. Forget it.

[Eddie]

Let them get in the pool. Together and swim around.

[Titus]

Swim around.

[Donnie]

You think it's right for people to look down on crock pots?

[Dana]

Chef Donnie had never used one till last Thanksgiving.

[Eddie]

Yeah, people love looking down on cool. On good convenience shit.

[Dana]

People hate convenience. Yeah.

[Donnie]

My buddy's a fireman, and he's. When it's his turn to cook, you can't use a crock pot. They said it's, like, seen as, like, a shitty meal.

[Kyle]

Shitty is seen as, like, low effort.

[Eddie]

It's low effort.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Air fryer screams low class.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Big air fryer, girly. Yeah.

[Dana]

Well, no, I think they're great.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Titus nuggets.

[Brandon]

Sure. We use the air fryer a lot.

[Titus]

You ever use a crock pot?

[Brandon]

You're expecting me? Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah, sure.

[Dana]

Jan, the man from rural Indiana.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Dana]

Moving to California has ruined everybody.

[Brandon]

As a reminder, I am not from Los Angeles. Not born and raised in Los Angeles. I live there for less time than I've lived here now.

[Dana]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

Yeah, true. No, it's getting. It's almost true.

[Dana]

That has to be filling with red and anxiety.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

Do you think about California often?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Would you want to be the cook at a firehouse?

[Donnie]

They. I think they all want to, because then you don't got to go on the runs.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Mark]

But.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah, I would rather meals.

[Kyle]

Well, that seems like, like a sandwich than go step into fire.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

The choice is yours.

[Donnie]

They shockingly all want to step into the fire, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

That's the thing.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

They want to go to, like, the neighborhoods that get a lot of action.

[Donnie]

The busy house.

[Kate]

Most jacked guy I've ever seen was the cook at a firehouse. Really? Fun fact.

[Eddie]

Why did you log that information in your brain?

[Kate]

Because I remember him forever. He was so jacked. I was like, why aren't you going out doing competitions?

[Kyle]

Why were you there?

[Kate]

It was a whole thing with Dion. We were, like, going visiting places, and we visited a firehouse. This guy was hot as fuck and just so jacked. And he was making wings.

[Eddie]

This a Mississippi dude.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

In Jackson.

[Titus]

Oh, wow.

[Kate]

He's probably.

[Titus]

You could probably find this man. I bet if you Google, like, super

[Eddie]

ripped Jackson, Mississippi jacked firefighter.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Who actually cooks the food.

[Dana]

You remember his name?

[Kate]

No. Heavens no.

[Dana]

But he was trying to guess his name.

[Kate]

I could.

[Eddie]

He was bald.

[Kate]

He was bald.

[Dana]

Guess his name.

[Eddie]

He must be Jerome.

[Kate]

I would guess Jerome.

[Titus]

Short king, talking tall. Okay.

[Eddie]

He must be really ripped, if you notice. Rip.

[Kate]

No, I know it, dude.

[Eddie]

He was so ripped because ball is usually Number one, if you notice Rip before bald. That's pretty impressive. Yeah. I think he met.

[Kate]

He messaged. I could find it somewhere.

[Kyle]

But a lot of his number.

[Brandon]

A lot of veins.

[Kate]

I might have got his number, actually, now I think of it. But it's. It's way too far away to figure it out.

[Dana]

Where was you living in Mississippi after zillion beers?

[Kate]

Directly.

[Dana]

So, like, you hit your peak and you're like, what's next? And it was Jackson, Mississippi.

[Kate]

That was Loud Sean's idea.

[Dana]

Dude, did they send you to rehab?

[Donnie]

Kind of.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Maybe.

[Donnie]

Let's put him down the card.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, that was. That was basically after. After the, like, tornado.

[Eddie]

It was.

[Kate]

It was.

[Dana]

What was? The tornado?

[Eddie]

The tornado. Him.

[Titus]

He saved. He saved the town.

[Kate]

Which, by the way, if the Northeast is watching.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

They might need beers right now. So say, send the bat signal. I'll come up right now. I'll drive there.

[Dana]

You're on the rubble of your childhood home. Has to be a top five be.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Mark]

Uber eats delivery guy.

[Kyle]

At that point.

[Mark]

I think I could still go to the liquor store.

[Eddie]

Dana, I love my home state and I. And I know you live there. I still, even though I know it happened, can't picture you living in Jacksonville.

[Kate]

I became a full on Southern person.

[Eddie]

You did?

[Kate]

I did. My word. My lexicon became Southern. Oh, and my.

[Dana]

Like, you lost it by saying lexicon.

[Kate]

My twang, like, the way I spoke.

[Eddie]

I was.

[Kate]

I was Southern.

[Eddie]

Were you dropping y'? Alls?

[Kate]

I was dropping y'. Alls. I was saying, madam, we have never said ma'.

[Eddie]

Am.

[Kate]

Ma', am.

[Eddie]

Sir, Ma'. Am.

[Donnie]

Can people from the north say y'?

[Eddie]

All? Yeah, I think y' all's for everybody.

[Mark]

It's a contraction.

[Donnie]

I think it's. I think it's only for Southern.

[Dana]

I think it seems forced.

[Donnie]

Yes, I agree.

[Kate]

No, I didn't. I felt weird doing it. But you just surrounded so much that you start doing it.

[Eddie]

Y' all is just a natural thing for me. Do y' all say ain't?

[Dana]

No.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. All right. That's everywhere, too.

[Dana]

We have kids that move to Pittsburgh, like, after college, and then they pick up yin's, which is the most forced thing. Nobody. I don't think anybody actually says yin.

[Kate]

I used to say wicked all the time. I don't do that anymore.

[Kyle]

You guys actually do that?

[Kate]

It's weird how that happens.

[Eddie]

What other Southern terms did you pick up?

[Kate]

I would just be like holding doors for people and praying. And praying. Not swearing.

[Dana]

Dude, they sent you to rehab?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I was praying a lot.

[Eddie]

That was from being around Dion.

[Kate]

Well, yeah, but it was also just like. That's what I feel like. That's what they're like down there.

[Eddie]

You pick up, like, bless your heart and all that stuff.

[Kate]

I never said bless your heart.

[Dana]

What about the meals?

[Kate]

The meals were fucking awesome.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Did you gain weight down there?

[Kate]

No. I was the most Jack I've ever been skinny.

[Eddie]

Oh, you're around a football program.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

You.

[Kate]

You get motivated to do. To do stuff like that when you're around it? I was tan and hot. That long hair.

[Dana]

But you were bored out of your fucking mind.

[Eddie]

I never watched a documentary of Dion and Jackson. I would watch a documentary of you living in Jackson.

[Kyle]

Did you go to any black frat part parties?

[Kate]

I wanted to. I wasn't invited.

[Eddie]

Yeah, so, no.

[Kate]

Kind of. I kind of was invited, but it was like, I'm. I'm too old. I was, like, 10 years older than all the college players.

[Donnie]

The Q dog.

[Eddie]

Jackson State's a wonderful place.

[Kate]

It is.

[Eddie]

It's an awesome place.

[Kate]

Hbcu.

[Titus]

You see Wrigley? They're hosting an HBCU tournament this summer.

[Eddie]

I went. I went to the Bucks game the other day. It was HBCU day.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

It's just. It was just. It had a good time. Had a damn fine time. They had the bands at the halftime. God damn it. The band.

[Kyle]

The best bands.

[Eddie]

The band was so good in North Carolina. A t. The. The Aggies shout out to North Carolina. A t. That's.

[Kate]

Sometimes my party trick is calling Dion and him not answering.

[Dana]

Okay, so it could be any number.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Do you text him after, or does he know?

[Kate]

No, he. He doesn't.

[Eddie]

When's the last time you talked to him?

[Kate]

He texted me probably two months ago, and he said I was looking good on wub. So he's a watcher. Wow.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Brandon]

How about that?

[Dana]

Why don't you give him a call right now?

[Eddie]

All right?

[Dana]

Actually, let Kate talk to him.

[Titus]

I actually. I saw a post randomly on my feed the other day of Chet Hanks. Remember when we called him and his voicemail tricked us?

[Dana]

That and then the message, Tommy, that he said, I'm gonna take everything.

[Titus]

Like, yes, I'm gonna. Guys into the dirt.

[Dana]

Ruin.

[Titus]

He had one of those voicemails, Eddie, that was like, hello? And you're like, hey, check. I got you, like, of course, Dana.

[Eddie]

What do you call. What do you call Dion when you call him? Do you call him Coach Prime?

[Kate]

Do you think he's busy right now it's what?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Eddie]

One hour behind us. If he's in Colorado. I don't know if he's even in Colorado.

[Kate]

Let's call him.

[Titus]

It's after lunchtime.

[Kate]

But you'll have to apologize for all the things you've said.

[Eddie]

I will never apologize for all the things I've said.

[Kate]

All right, fine. We'll do it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Maybe she coached better.

[Kate]

Well, you're gonna say that to him?

[Eddie]

Nope. Just saying

[Kate]

he's not gonna answer. It's like the time I called max homa at 2am I get a tournament the next day.

[Eddie]

Is he just name dropping on it?

[Kate]

He is.

[Eddie]

Maybe he'll call back though.

[Dana]

He definitely will.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's probably busy.

[Brandon]

That was the weirdest name drop, though. He's like me calling him and him not answering is like the time I called that other celebrity and he didn't answer.

[Dana]

That was the most direct metaphor I've

[Kyle]

ever heard the that's ever happened.

[Brandon]

It was like name dropping, but you're on yourself. It was a humble name dropping.

[Eddie]

It probably caught a lot of people that haven't answered.

[Dana]

You have.

[Kate]

Those are really the two only cool people's numbers I have other than like Dave. That's really it. And I always. I always name drop them.

[Dana]

Every time there's an intern class, they'll go out and get drunk and one of them will end up FaceTiming Big Cat.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Really?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I bet you have a stack phone.

[Kate]

It's not.

[Donnie]

Not that crazy.

[Titus]

Who's your biggest, like, Chicago celeb, Like niche Chicago guy. Who? You're like, I can't believe I got this guy in my phone.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You were kicking it with Michael Jordan the other day, were you not?

[Donnie]

I wish.

[Titus]

Kelly.

[Donnie]

I wish. I don't got Rob's number.

[Eddie]

He's a Chicago guy.

[Donnie]

Rob.

[Eddie]

Yes. I never knew that.

[Donnie]

It was like Dungeon is pretty close to here.

[Dana]

R. Kelly's dungeon.

[Kyle]

Something to call it. Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Probably it's recording studio.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I was in Dungeon was right.

[Titus]

You were in there, Danny.

[Mark]

We, when I was in construction, we like gutted the place. Yeah. Oh, it's kind of eerie.

[Dana]

The first surviving barstool came out like the same day as surviving R. Kelly, which was like. Probably thought they were similar.

[Eddie]

Yeah. The SEO kind of got.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Probably Rod Blaglovich. But that's like.

[Eddie]

He was the governor.

[Donnie]

He was the governor. Yes. And he. He sends me a lot of like his tweets.

[Eddie]

Was he?

[Mark]

Yeah, he did some time.

[Donnie]

He did like eight years and he

[Kyle]

was a goofball, right?

[Donnie]

Yeah. He's hilarious. He's one of my favorite podcasts I've done.

[Mark]

He got out of jail and he would sing karaoke at a bar.

[Eddie]

Jailhouse Rock.

[Donnie]

Yeah, exactly.

[Brandon]

What was. What was he in for? The standard.

[Eddie]

Corruption.

[Donnie]

Corruption. Yeah. So there was a Senate seat. Obama's Senate seat was up, and he was on a recorded line talking about selling it, but he said it was. He was not at fault. And ultimately I'm forced to believe him. Right. He texts me now.

[Dana]

Yeah. That's all it takes also.

[Eddie]

That ain't that bad. To me, that's fine.

[Dana]

Selling a sentence.

[Eddie]

If you want to sell a sentence. That's not affecting me.

[Donnie]

He told a phenomenal Trump story on there, where he was at a. Like, a Klitschko boxing match at Madison Square Garden. And, like, he was getting ushered out of there and, like, the security was ahead of him, like, clearing the elevator, and they pulled a guy and a girl off the elevator. He hops on the elevator, and it was Donald and Melania, and he's like, oh, Donald, like, hop on. Like, come take a ride. I'll come in the elevator with him.

[Dana]

Come take a ride.

[Donnie]

Exactly. And he's like, thank God I did that. Because Trump pardoned him. He's like. Because he's a spiteful. And he definitely went. Apart of him kicked him off the elevator, you know.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Right?

[Donnie]

Could you imagine?

[Kyle]

Pardoned?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But doesn't he claim that he didn't do anything?

[Donnie]

Yes, very much so.

[Kyle]

Everyone can just do that.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mark]

By the way, there's another Danny Conrad who recently got pardoned by Trump.

[Eddie]

What did he do? What did he do?

[Mark]

I know, but the Google results all. All over the place.

[Dana]

Your results are always.

[Titus]

Was he a virgin?

[Mark]

But now. Now he might be.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Mark]

His friends are confusing him with me.

[Titus]

You ever get Lori on?

[Donnie]

I did, yeah. I interviewed her.

[Titus]

I think about her super bowl spread a lot. She.

[Dana]

She had.

[Titus]

It was food.

[Dana]

She had a knack of. Like, every photo taken of her was just so funny. This is perfect.

[Eddie]

Who?

[Titus]

Her walking with, like, a case of beer. She was, like, almost like a. To me, from an outsider, like a cartoon character. Like, not a real person. Like, she just. I don't know.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, she had an awful super bowl spread, didn't she?

[Titus]

Yes.

[Eddie]

It was like. It was like the Spam or something. It was. It was some crazy looking.

[Titus]

If you first glance, you'd be like, oh, good. And then you look closely at each thing on the table. And you're like, what? It was like a bowl of grapes. A bowl? Like, it was like she just found in her fridge.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Who's she?

[Eddie]

She's the former mayor.

[Donnie]

Former.

[Kate]

Who's the current mayor?

[Eddie]

Brandon Johnson.

[Donnie]

He came on too. But Lori had some aura, dude. Yeah, she pulled up in like, two massive SUVs. Granted, she was the mayor at the time.

[Eddie]

She was probably only one of them.

[Donnie]

She was what?

[Eddie]

She was probably only in one of the suv.

[Donnie]

Yeah, that's accurate. But yeah, she had some more.

[Mark]

She requested that you do the interview at the old barstool bar.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Mark]

She got there, she's like, all right, let's talk bears. Boy, I don't know if we're getting this.

[Donnie]

Yeah, we kind of got to talk about other stuff besides the bears. All right, fine.

[Titus]

Yeah, this looks fine at first glance. And then if you look closely, like, look at the wings. There's. They're just.

[Eddie]

Dude, what are those pickles?

[Dana]

Those are Lori's famous gray pickles.

[Eddie]

Wings. Look. Fine. Grapes.

[Titus]

Newman's Own.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's just a 20.

[Titus]

Some random peanuts.

[Dana]

Wait, what's the.

[Kate]

Ew.

[Titus]

Is that just green beans? With a small green bowl of green beans.

[Kate]

Wheat bread, olives.

[Eddie]

Dana, you fat.

[Kate]

I mean, who brings wheat bread?

[Titus]

Look, it's like call of flour and just broccoli.

[Eddie]

Bowl of Doritos.

[Dana]

Oh, that's like more olives on the left and then more olives in the middle.

[Kyle]

It's just fridge residue.

[Dana]

Just dips. What you pull dumping jars.

[Kyle]

Ew.

[Dana]

Triple olives.

[Donnie]

Where's the substance?

[Eddie]

Why do those pickles look so bad?

[Mark]

Yeah, there is no substance.

[Donnie]

Right.

[Titus]

I love this picture, though.

[Kyle]

What could I do with this?

[Mark]

I think you could eat all that and you wouldn't be filled.

[Dana]

Oh, man, look at the. Look, the tweet of the picture.

[Eddie]

Vindicated.

[Dana]

I gotta get eyes on that guy.

[Donnie]

I'd never seen that.

[Titus]

Really?

[Donnie]

No. That's hilarious.

[Dana]

I once tried for a blog back when I first was like, hired of, like, making a fake kid's birthday party spread that was like barstool themed. It was right after somebody named their baby after Riggs.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Dana]

So I was like, okay, I'm going to do a kid that had a birthday party theme that was barstool. And so, like, I ended up buying, like, some stuff. I had like, rigs a Tony and I did it and it just looks so fake. So I just didn't do anything with it.

[Titus]

Oh, no. So just a bunch of things.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I bet there have been barstool birthday parties for Kids. I bet there have been one bite pizza parties. Like kids. Maybe that one bite parties.

[Eddie]

Because there have been kids that like, emulate him and put out their own videos. Right. Of one bite. He met one one time in the New York office where a kid came in that was doing their own pizza reviews based on him.

[Mark]

That was like a little kid.

[Titus]

I could see there being like a spit and Chiclets type birthday party or something.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I started to do like a. Like a blog thing where when we were bought by Pen, like, how much of the casino stuff would have been like, us, like a. Like a Dave hologram pizza review. Yeah, like, that would have been a fun thing to build out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

A Call her daddy slot machine.

[Dana]

What would the slot be, Ed?

[Donnie]

Yeah, a lot of glucks and you know.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah, triple gluck.

[Donnie]

You get the bonus

[Eddie]

dildo lever. You have to.

[Dana]

You have to do it with your mouth.

[Kyle]

Yeah, mouth. Mouth on the lever.

[Dana]

Honestly, next time I'm at a casino, I might just do a viral video of just me in the background pulling

[Eddie]

the sw.

[Mark]

Just moans instead of dings.

[Donnie]

We kind of got something here, guys.

[Mark]

We just got to get. Call her back. Call her daddy back now.

[Dana]

Just everything on the wheels are. Can't tell if you won or lost.

[Donnie]

Yeah, artificial.

[Kate]

She called me hot once.

[Eddie]

Oh, which one?

[Kate]

Alex.

[Eddie]

Oh, not fulfillo.

[Brandon]

Call her now.

[Dana]

Wait, were you their producer?

[Titus]

For a second.

[Dana]

I.

[Kate]

So I was. I was offered it and I was like, I don't know if I'm the right fit for this. Like, I think maybe someone else with a sexual history should do this.

[Mark]

So they went with Tom Lay?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Wait, you think they needed a producer with a sexual.

[Kate]

Well, like a. That's open top? Well, I guess, yeah.

[Eddie]

At.

[Kate]

I was not who you.

[Eddie]

Who I am. Wait, did you think you were gonna have to perform at some point?

[Kate]

I don't know. I was like, you think you have

[Dana]

a sexual history now?

[Kate]

No, I. Like, now I'm pretty open and saying shit about myself. But back then I was just a mere camera guy, and it was very intimidating. It was intimidating task. So I was like, if someone else wants it.

[Dana]

When did she call you hot?

[Kate]

I was going on a date and I was trying to, like, pick out my clothes with Dave, and she was like, oh, this guy's hot. And then. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Did they call you hot or just the outfit?

[Kate]

Oh, she called me hot.

[Dana]

That's when Dave bought you pants?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Imagine talking about your small penis on color Daddy.

[Kate]

See, that's what I'm saying.

[Donnie]

My Life.

[Kate]

I don't know where my life would be. Right.

[Eddie]

That would come up every show.

[Kate]

I could be on fucking Oprah. Is that what she does? Isn't she like the new Oprah?

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

She's got a line of clothes in Target now.

[Dana]

Really?

[Eddie]

She's gigantic.

[Donnie]

She gets some crazy guests.

[Eddie]

I only met him once. I met him one time and I was. It was during the. We used to do the telethon.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And I had to. They. They were talking to somebody or they were talking on the camera and they had to have somebody hold up their thongs. The. What they were selling. And that was. That's how I met them.

[Kate]

We sold thongs.

[Dana]

I'll do it, I'll do it.

[Eddie]

Thongs or something. They sold something like that.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, they were.

[Kyle]

We were just enamored by the fact that two women, like, we're into sex.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It like swept the nation.

[Dana]

Yeah. And it was like shocking to find out a good looking woman was dating an athlete.

[Kyle]

We didn't know. Yeah, we didn't know women were into that.

[Titus]

I remember when they were skyrocketing at the old, like the original New York office and they were like starting to skyrocket and I was still doing, like around the office blog. So I go up to them and be like, okay, I need you to watch this video of this guy getting his arm just snapped off. And let me get your reaction. Like said, I. Yep. We never were friends, ever. I, like, wanted to be in their circle. And it was never.

[Dana]

The whole IP drama is the reason anus is called anus, which us forever call.

[Kate]

Boys, it's Coach Prime.

[Eddie]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

All right, this is all you.

[Eddie]

Love the tape.

[Kate]

Coach Prime. You are all. You're live on the barstool yak. I'm always live with.

[Eddie]

On with you.

[Dana]

What up, coach?

[Eddie]

Hey, coach. First of all, let's get this out the way first. How's mom?

[Kate]

Mama Beers was great. Mama be straight. Yeah. I just wanted to make sure that you actually still have my number.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Come on, man. You.

[Kate]

If I wouldn't have been in a. During meeting with the staff, I would have called you right back.

[Donnie]

You know that.

[Kate]

All right, you.

[Eddie]

You know, you got priority, man.

[Kate]

All right, Coach Prime. Thank you.

[Eddie]

Just let me see, let me see.

[Kate]

Pass it around.

[Eddie]

No, we're not passing it around.

[Dana]

Brandon Walker.

[Kyle]

Get a headline.

[Kate]

You got Brandon Walker. He's talked a lot of trash about you. Oh, my God.

[Dana]

You know what?

[Kate]

I like him, though, because he.

[Eddie]

He uses us with clicks.

[Deutsch]

I like that.

[Eddie]

That's not Quite true. We also have Mark, Titus and kb.

[Brandon]

What's up, Coach? Coach Prime.

[Titus]

What's up? Hey, Coach.

[Kate]

We love you, Coach, and we miss you.

[Eddie]

Okay, I just want to add this. I miss y', all, too, but y' all know it's Black History Month. Can you at least put one brother in there?

[Kyle]

We really can't.

[Dana]

I guess Roan used to be.

[Kate]

We literally can't.

[Brandon]

Tried our best.

[Kyle]

It would take days.

[Kate]

Oh, we've been doing it. We've been talking about it. We've. We've been talking about Jackson. I was saying I used to pray when I was around you. Oh, my God. Yes, Lord.

[Kyle]

But he stopped.

[Kate]

All right, Coach. See you, brother.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Love you.

[Eddie]

See, that had to feel good as.

[Dana]

I still got it.

[Titus]

You're still.

[Kyle]

God loves you.

[Kate]

That was ridiculous that we could just. The zah thing.

[Dana]

What?

[Kate]

We can't see him.

[Dana]

What?

[Kate]

He's.

[Eddie]

He's.

[Kate]

He's back there. We needed Zot have come out here.

[Dana]

Is.

[Eddie]

Is Z here? I don't think even think he's here today. Is.

[Titus]

He is. Yes, he's here.

[Mark]

Oh, he just gets out of the room.

[Titus]

He's leaning back.

[Brandon]

Really?

[Donnie]

That's why Anus is Anus.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah. It was the whole saga of, like, people fans of Barstool kept on going to, like, IP websites, refreshing to see who owned the IP of Call Her Daddy. So they were searching of what IPS Barstool owned, and it wasn't on there. So people were refreshing, and we were like, let's start a show called Anus to see if they'll buy the IP of Anus. And that that happened. And now we're stuck with that name.

[Titus]

I did not know that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, there's that ins and outs.

[Eddie]

You circle around to want to rename that, like, once every 18 months.

[Dana]

Well, sales comes up, and they're just like, yeah, we need to change this. And we're like, okay. But then we kind of just chicken out. Like, yeah, it's already on the wall on, like, size 12 font, so we can't. Can't undo that.

[Titus]

Stuck now.

[Eddie]

You can't just move to, like, story or something. Or untold.

[Dana]

Yeah, we've had some ideas of, like, how to switch.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm pretty fine.

[Dana]

Yeah, it's whatever.

[Kyle]

At this point, people know it by name.

[Dana]

We did ask sales to put out, like, four different hoodies. One that says A, one that says new, one that says untold, and one that says story. And whatever one sells best will be what we call it. So it Might just be A, which is, like, great for, like, you're searching podcasts alphabetically.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah, it's like a. No, that's not a bad podcast name.

[Kate]

No, it's not.

[Kyle]

Or the, like, pronounced.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah, it's pronounced bony bear.

[Kate]

We could just corner the. The podcast market with the Alphabet.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah.

[Kate]

There's nothing called B.

[Dana]

Is there a podcast called B?

[Kate]

There's probably one called X.

[Dana]

There's probably one called X. Yeah. And I bet you Q's got one.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Something to think about, boys.

[Dana]

All right, Dana.

[Brandon]

It's a good idea, Dana. Really good idea.

[Eddie]

That's 26 podcast name right there.

[Dana]

Squat on. You need to be in charge. I have 26 new podcast ideas.

[Kyle]

We're cornering the market on the Alphabet.

[Dana]

And then somebody breaks it and tells Dana about numbers.

[Eddie]

Oh, oh, symbols. Back to exclamation point. The podcast. Yeah.

[Kate]

You guys see my new watch?

[Dana]

Nope.

[Brandon]

I was checking it out.

[Eddie]

He's name dropping. Watch dropping.

[Titus]

That's nice.

[Eddie]

That's a cool.

[Kate]

Francis got it for me.

[Eddie]

What?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Why Francis get you a watch?

[Kate]

It was a wedding gift.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's nice. Understated, but man.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Eddie]

I got to get watch.

[Titus]

Are any of you watch wears?

[Dana]

I wear watch every day.

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Titus]

You're a Casio guy. Yeah. Yeah, right.

[Eddie]

Titus soft launches a nice watch every couple of months.

[Brandon]

Are you talking about it?

[Eddie]

No. You're wearing it today.

[Dana]

I think I can. Titus got. I think Titus got a Rolex for the birth of his daughter.

[Brandon]

I have a Apple watch, Brandon. Dana, that's a.

[Kate]

That's an Apple watch. Apple watch.

[Dana]

I guess you don't have a Rolex.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

How could I have a Rolex if I have an Apple watch?

[Eddie]

Because you can't afford a Rolex.

[Donnie]

Yeah, it's Casio. Still in?

[Dana]

Yes, man. They're there.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's great.

[Dana]

It's like one of the best companies.

[Eddie]

That's Walmart's watch brand, right? No, no, that's. I mean, that's. You buy. That's the number one watch they sell.

[Brandon]

They have a calculator on the watch.

[Dana]

There's some of those.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's. That's what I know Casio for.

[Eddie]

Well, the.

[Mark]

The one.

[Dana]

The base level, Casio, the F91W is used. Terrorists use it to make their bombs. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're a Casio.

[Kate]

You got me, love. Cassie.

[Dana]

I got you. I got you one. Yeah. If you go to the Wikipedia page for that watch, there's a section about terrorism. How do you wear that? To the airport. They'll use that to the. For the time detonators.

[Eddie]

Why'd you go the fucking Wikipedia page for that watch?

[Dana]

I like going. Yeah, no, I like to know about what I'm wearing.

[Kate]

Mm.

[Eddie]

Like, if you.

[Dana]

There's a Controversies tab on a watch page.

[Eddie]

I just don't know how you discover that, that's all. Yeah, I don't know.

[Dana]

Different strokes.

[Eddie]

Casio F91W.

[Kyle]

And this is affordable?

[Dana]

Would you say it's the cheapest watch you can get? The Pope used to wear it.

[Donnie]

Really?

[Dana]

Yeah, but look.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'll be damned.

[Dana]

Damn shame.

[Kate]

No.

[Dana]

So if you wear that watch, the airport, chances are TSA will randomly check you.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Kate]

Come on, man.

[Donnie]

It's only this brand like that.

[Dana]

It's an $8 watch. It's a $7 watch. So it's. Those guys can get it over there pretty easy.

[Mark]

What is Walmart's brand called?

[Eddie]

Well, no, I'm just saying. Cassia. They. They sell a lot of Cass. No, I know.

[Donnie]

Great value.

[Mark]

Great value.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's right.

[Dana]

It always sucked to be like the generic great value cereal kid.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, because they would still have

[Dana]

the mazes on the back of the plastic. B. You couldn't do them.

[Eddie]

Uhhuh.

[Dana]

Oh, Ty, you ever have those, man?

[Brandon]

Yeah, man. You said it, Nick. Great values. Y was. Is that true? Walmart cereal is only in the plastic bags.

[Dana]

That used to be.

[Titus]

I don't know if it still is.

[Dana]

You can.

[Titus]

I remember they're like mutant Apple Jacks. What my mom would get in the plastic bag. The Healthy app or something got stale so quick.

[Dana]

Yeah, the healthy organic cereals. The generic ones make me laugh so much. Have you had Gorilla Munch?

[Kate]

Gorilla Munch is so good.

[Titus]

Have you ever had Good Friends? No, it's just. And the box is like two old people's heads.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Donnie]

Yeah, your cereal guy. Kb.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, it's. The thing is, it's like. It's good, but it's for no occasion.

[Dana]

It's for late night.

[Titus]

I have it every night before bed, after dinner. Yeah, every bowl of Lucky Charms. Lucky Charms just came out with. They've made their marshmallows a lot bigger. Game changer.

[Dana]

I didn't know they had new drop.

[Kate]

They had a new drop, like Mini Wheats last night.

[Donnie]

Oh, wow.

[Titus]

Frosted or just frosted.

[Eddie]

Okay, I told y' all a couple of weeks ago, but if you visit the cereal aisle now, you'll. Your minds will be blown. There's. You can't even think of out there.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Eddie]

They got crazy. Every brand has a cinnamon. Every brand has a different fruit. Every brand has a flavor. They just copied a flavor from somebody else.

[Mark]

Strawberries.

[Eddie]

Chocolate Fruit Loops. Chocolate Fruit Loops isn't Fruit Loops.

[Dana]

That's always been your take.

[Eddie]

Always.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I do kind of associate you with Reese's puffs.

[Titus]

Huge Reese's puffs head for some reason.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

Like I remember you posting it a lot.

[Titus]

That's in my direction.

[Dana]

That's what I mean to hip hop.

[Titus]

I would just like a lot. I would. That was like what I lived off.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I feel like content out of Reese's puffs.

[Titus]

I just. It was like I was just constantly eating it. I didn't really make content out of it, but people noticed. It was like always. Then I bought a new Lazy Boy.

[Brandon]

I like such an interesting association.

[Donnie]

I don't know why it's. But I do.

[Eddie]

Eddie, do you have a list of what you associate everything?

[Dana]

I think he does.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

I. I definitely could. If I. If I look at you, I could probably associate something with you for sure.

[Kyle]

Look at.

[Dana]

Brandon Walker

[Eddie]

did apologize.

[Donnie]

Yeah. I'm trying to, like we're saying like a food type, right?

[Eddie]

Oh, I don't.

[Donnie]

Oh, banana pudding. For sure.

[Eddie]

He's right.

[Donnie]

Yeah, that's correct. Yeah.

[Eddie]

That was the first argument I ever had on barstool. Sports was. I think the Monday I started. I. They asked me my favorite dessert. I said banana pudding. And the northern. The fucking Yankees went crazy, which is not right.

[Donnie]

Banana pudding rocks.

[Titus]

Very good.

[Eddie]

Fucking incredible. Dana.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I'm a southern boy, like, you had

[Kate]

to have a boy like me.

[Eddie]

You had to have some incredible banana pudding.

[Kate]

Incredible banana pudding.

[Eddie]

Banana pudding.

[Kate]

I'm trying to think of the meals. I had a lot of rice and beans.

[Eddie]

Rice and beans.

[Brandon]

That is a thing.

[Kate]

Red, right?

[Eddie]

Red beans and rice.

[Kate]

Red beans and rice. Red beans and rice.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Kate]

A lot of chicken wings.

[Eddie]

Yep. I could see that. You have some okra.

[Kate]

Had some okra. I didn't love okra.

[Eddie]

Okay, well, you didn't have collard greens. Collard greens? Yeah, sure, sure, sure.

[Kate]

Yeah. Mac and cheese.

[Eddie]

Pecan pie. A little.

[Kate]

I don't like pecan pie. Okay, well, I'm not a pie guy. I like apple pie, but I don't like pie.

[Eddie]

I like pecan pie the best. I love.

[Titus]

Love pecan pie, but it'll get you.

[Eddie]

And in what way?

[Titus]

You better be near a toilet if you eat too big a. I mean, that's like the richest spot.

[Eddie]

Well, I keep a treasure box in my treasure box. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Donnie]

Chick Fil A. Obviously.

[Eddie]

Yeah, those are. Yeah, I got it.

[Dana]

What?

[Mark]

So Brandon is to Chick Fil a is Kate is to Reese's Puffs.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Eddie]

That means Kate's like I have a nickname based on. On Chick Fil A. Yeah.

[Mark]

I could see for you. But Kate being She's Puffs.

[Donnie]

Yeah. I don't know why. Burger Baron.

[Titus]

Yeah, Burger Baron is.

[Eddie]

Believe you own stock in Burger Baron at this point. Do you. Do they let you park there?

[Titus]

He said that I got the green light too, but then we expanded our lot so I didn't need to. But he did give me the green light.

[Kate]

Brandon.

[Eddie]

Hey, Dana.

[Kate]

Is. Is possum pie a real thing?

[Eddie]

No, that's one of those things. I'm it. Maybe it's happened before, but. No, that's not.

[Mark]

Have you ever eaten possum?

[Kate]

Because that's a. That's a. Dana tries. I've been requested to do.

[Eddie]

They're. They're.

[Dana]

Are they.

[Eddie]

They're with you? Okay.

[Kate]

They don't eat possum.

[Eddie]

I've never eaten possum. I've had squirrel. I've never had possum.

[Dana]

Have you ever done intermittent fasting, Dana?

[Eddie]

I have.

[Kate]

Okay, 12 to 8.

[Dana]

That would be a good Dana tries.

[Mark]

If you just sit in there, midnight

[Dana]

to 8am I'm gonna have nothing. People would believe you've never had nothing.

[Kyle]

There's no way you've done this.

[Dana]

The boy from sandwich.

[Kate]

Sandwich police went viral the other day.

[Dana]

Dude, the sandwich police. They should need to sell shirts.

[Eddie]

Sandwich.

[Dana]

But like having a badge that says Sandwich police.

[Kyle]

That's a tweet. Classic.

[Kate]

It was a viral tweet the other day. Just the cop car just said, sam, please. Can't believe this is a real thing. Those are my guys.

[Titus]

You have to be a little self conscious if you're like the heaviest officer of the city. You have to be a little like,

[Eddie]

I don't know, maybe you grow up dreaming of being in the sandwich police. Yeah, like you're a 300 pound kid.

[Dana]

You're like, if it's a hefty baby, you're like, he's going to be in the same.

[Eddie]

Wait, how did that. How was that connected to you? Was that one of your arrest stories or. Or what?

[Kate]

What? Sandwich.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kate]

That's what the town I grew up in until I was 14.

[Dana]

Sandwich. Mass sandwich.

[Eddie]

So you moved.

[Brandon]

Sandwich mask.

[Eddie]

You moved to Hingham?

[Kate]

Moved to Hingham when I was.

[Dana]

That's my church. Got confirmation dipped in ou. A little baby.

[Kate]

But I was never fat. When I lived in Sandwich, that's the thing. I only got fat when I went to college.

[Donnie]

Have you been to Sandwich, Illinois yet?

[Kate]

No.

[Kyle]

Which is also a place.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, have you?

[Kate]

Doesn't get as much shot.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's antiques.

[Donnie]

Is there antiques?

[Eddie]

I think there's a gigantic. I think it's known for great antiques. So I've been told to go to Sandwich.

[Donnie]

I could see that their biggest rival is Plano.

[Eddie]

Plano and Sandwich.

[Donnie]

Plano Sandwich. Real thing.

[Kyle]

What do you mean? They're right. Plano, Illinois.

[Donnie]

Yes. That's the football.

[Kyle]

It's their local.

[Donnie]

Yes, correct.

[Kyle]

Okay, I remember that.

[Dana]

That sounds like a literal bagel.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kate]

Plus, and pie is a. Is a rich layer dessert from Arkansas.

[Kyle]

It's a dessert. It's a real thing.

[Eddie]

We never had it.

[Donnie]

Okay.

[Eddie]

We. You know what? We probably call it something else to be honest. Maybe Death by ch.

[Kate]

Because Jack McCarthy asked me to do it for an ad type of thing and I didn't.

[Eddie]

He asked you to do possum pie?

[Kate]

Yeah, cuz it's Arkansas somewhat.

[Brandon]

Arkansas. Is possum meat in the pie or is it just the name of the.

[Eddie]

Of.

[Kate]

I think it's just dessert.

[Dana]

That'll drive people to draft kings.

[Kate]

That pie looks good.

[Dana]

I better place a bet.

[Eddie]

Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm supposed to do that. Stop.

[Donnie]

That's incredible.

[Eddie]

Dana, have you seen our boy Jack McCarthy? We. We don't.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Is he here today?

[Kate]

I had a weird. I had a bad moment and I can't really explain it actually because. Let me think about it. Hold on. I was with his girlfriend out and he was in Turkey and she said something with all a bunch of group of friends and what did I say? I said something that I have like for three days later. I was worrying about what I said to her because I basically called him ugly to her face. I felt really bad.

[Mark]

It's okay. We all did that yesterday.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah, we did this.

[Kate]

But not to his. Not to her face.

[Kyle]

How did she respond? Did she, I don't know, slap you? That's.

[Kate]

I forget. It was like I said like, have you seen him? Or something like something like that.

[Brandon]

She interested in that tone?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, but I meant to say like, have you seen him since he got back from Turkey?

[Eddie]

But you put the emphasis on the have. Have you seen it?

[Kate]

Yeah, but I meant to be like, have you seen him yet? Have you seen his hair yet? But I mean, yeah, he does look like. That was a stupid story. Move on. I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

Is he here today? Is Anyone. Because he said it's worse in person. Has anyone seen it?

[Eddie]

I haven't. I haven't seen it. If he is here.

[Donnie]

He said he's really mad at all the people who went last year and said the surgery was a breeze.

[Dana]

Everybody's mad at the people last year, is it? Mook is mad. Mook in our group chat was like,

[Kyle]

you, Rudy, they're saying, because it was so painful during the surgery, I guess the numbing process.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Were you like kind of lying, being like, oh, it wasn't so bad, like trying to be.

[Donnie]

No, I said it sucked, but there were people who were like, oh, it was nothing.

[Mark]

If you tell me it sucked, I'm thinking it's not that painful.

[Eddie]

But if you're like, hey, Mark, what did. What did Donnie tell us? Admits Mitts called back the people or the. The clinic and said he can't protect himself from.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

What?

[Eddie]

They can't protect him from himself?

[Dana]

Unable to protect his own head.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dana]

He's bumped his head a couple times since being bad. That's the one thing you gotta. You gotta take care of is your head.

[Titus]

Head.

[Brandon]

Yeah, they did a check in and he said, I'm unable to protect.

[Donnie]

You asked the lady to watch him. Right. Or something like that. Can you watch?

[Eddie]

I'm pretty sure you need Tate following

[Mark]

him around just carrying an umbrella over him at all times.

[Donnie]

I'm pretty sure he seriously asked someone to walk.

[Brandon]

I saw Mook on Saturday and no part of him thought it was funny or like. Like none of it. He was still just as mad as he seemed. Yeah. In the text initially. And no part of him was like, now it's behind me. Now we move on and we. We just deal with what's ahead. He was just still like, that was the biggest mistake. I hate everybody that made me do this.

[Kyle]

He's still on.

[Brandon]

Everything about it I hated.

[Dana]

But do you see how he's styling his hair afterwards? It looks painted on. It looks like Carlos Boozer, but it's like he's painting on an Alfalfa esque hairstyle. If you watch like a Bush video, it is just. It's.

[Kate]

Is he mad just because he temper temporarily looks bad or is it.

[Dana]

I think he. I think he just.

[Eddie]

He.

[Dana]

He wished the guys would have given him a heads up about the numbing process.

[Kate]

Oh, really?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's continuing to do stand up.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Titus]

Or is he taking a break?

[Dana]

I think, I think he's gone five minutes.

[Mark]

I'm gonna say jokes have been really late.

[Titus]

He Writes the right thing.

[Dana]

But, like, have you seen how he looks with the stage lighting? Without that, it would be. I don't know if people would laugh.

[Titus]

I don't know what he's gonna do. I haven't seen him yet.

[Eddie]

You think this might be. I know it was gonna be an annual tradition, but this group doesn't seem to be as jovial about the process as last group. Maybe that's gonna hurt. Part three next year.

[Dana]

I think vanity is too strong.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think it's like childbirth. You're like, I'm never doing that again. And then suddenly they're a year old, and they're so super funny. You're like, let's do it again.

[Eddie]

Let's get another one.

[Donnie]

I also think. I don't want to speak for Donnie, but I think he did say before that other cosmetic surgeries are on the table.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Titus]

I'm pretty sure they're the ones who reach out to me about, pick one. They're like, pick a thing.

[Donnie]

Really?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dana]

We do it all.

[Kate]

But what else do they do?

[Dana]

Isn't it like, if you go to a diner and it has a big menu, you're like, yep, just don't get the seafood.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Cheesecake Factory.

[Titus]

Keep it above the waist.

[Brandon]

Plastic surgery.

[Eddie]

Dana, you thinking about going?

[Brandon]

No.

[Eddie]

Rejuvenation.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I mean, you already beat Olympic, right?

[Kate]

I'm going back on Ozempic, by the way. I'm getting gross again.

[Titus]

But said that in the grossest voice.

[Kate]

I mean, can we look if they have, like, ball stretching or anything like that?

[Eddie]

Ball stretching?

[Kate]

My balls aren't really. Like, one of my balls is still way higher than the other one. I would like it to come.

[Brandon]

You want to pull the other one down?

[Eddie]

Yes. Can we just look?

[Dana]

You could change anything that people see. And you want ball stretch. You want to go to Turkey for balls?

[Kate]

I don't know, man. Can we check their menu?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm curious.

[Donnie]

My God.

[Kate]

Testicular stretching.

[Eddie]

You don't have to say these things, Dana.

[Kate]

I don't care. I have one big ball.

[Dana]

Wait, one's one big and one?

[Kate]

Yeah, It's a whole thing. I grew up. When I was a kid, one of my balls, like, got stuck in my side or stomach or something, and they had to.

[Brandon]

They.

[Kate]

I basically had to have surgery to drop my. One of my balls, and the other one didn't drop as fast.

[Dana]

One of one of the New York yaks. I had my boy with a giant ball come in and show it to everybody. My favorite yak, sweet potato pat Two kids.

[Eddie]

I missed that day.

[Dana]

I know. Oh, my God. All the reactions were. Roan fainted.

[Eddie]

It was so real.

[Kyle]

It's so big.

[Donnie]

He has kids.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

One walks with a limp, I think, because of the ball. No, I'm joking.

[Kate]

Healthy children.

[Eddie]

I kind of want to see your ball. Yeah.

[Kate]

It's not like.

[Eddie]

Like, it's not egregious.

[Kate]

No, it's just. It's, like, annoying.

[Eddie]

If I were to look at your balls, one big and one little, would I be like, wow, that. No, it's really big, or that one is really.

[Brandon]

Oh, you have a size disparity.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Or a hanging.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Which one do I notice first? The big one or the little one?

[Kate]

They're both small.

[Dana]

One of them's just smaller, so they're. This is almost a paradox.

[Eddie]

See, if I have one and a

[Dana]

half, there is no bigger nut, but one is smaller than the other.

[Kate]

I might have one and a half balls.

[Eddie]

Are we. Are we considered.

[Titus]

Whose butthole did Shay look at in the bathroom?

[Brandon]

Johnny?

[Dana]

It was the cheese.

[Titus]

Is Jay here? Can he.

[Mark]

He's not here.

[Kate]

You don't got to worry about me. I'm good. It's just.

[Dana]

We're not worried.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Can we look at the menu, please?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Chef Donnie has long butt hair.

[Dana]

I saw it.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So that's hair.

[Donnie]

I would do eyebrow trans.

[Dana]

Are they doing, like, the soccer player pose?

[Eddie]

Intro pose, Beard transplant?

[Kate]

Yeah. No. I was gonna say if they could, like. No.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

This seems all hair and face related, though.

[Kate]

There's not a. I wouldn't hate a skinnier face.

[Eddie]

How are they gonna skinny your face?

[Titus]

I don't know. I think about your neck. I think about getting my neck sometimes just a little tightened up.

[Brandon]

Get the Tom Brady face cheeks carved.

[Eddie]

Are you out on Tom Brady since he's out on Patriots? A lot of you Patriots fans have turned on.

[Kate]

Love that guy.

[Dana]

Time you met him.

[Kate]

I did meet him.

[Dana]

Did you? How? Socially? How you. Did you nail it?

[Kate]

No, it was a 10C. I said, hey, thank you for everything you did for us. He said, you're welcome, and smiled and shook my hand and took a picture.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Kyle]

One in a billion.

[Donnie]

How about Hogdale? Did he take a picture with her?

[Kate]

Oh, Hogdale was locked in.

[Donnie]

I love that.

[Dana]

Did you hear that, too locked in to take a picture with Tom Brady.

[Kate]

I sent a text. I was like, hogdale, Tom Brady's in the suite, and he looked at his phone, and I think he just said, oh, that's cool.

[Mark]

And then, who is this locked in Yeah. I think it would take a long time for a girl to even notice that one ball is hanging low.

[Kyle]

No, girls should. They should never see your balls.

[Dana]

You're never like standing up right in

[Kyle]

front of them giving you 69 and they can like.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

If they're bored. 6. If you're bored 69ing.

[Kyle]

No one should like, read the back

[Dana]

of the shampoo bottle.

[Eddie]

Just looking around down there.

[Brandon]

Nothing else to do.

[Dana]

I guess I'll look at his balls.

[Kate]

Balls suck, dude. Balls.

[Eddie]

Balls are the worst part.

[Dana]

I hate balls.

[Kate]

I wish I had a. I wish I just had a hanging dick.

[Eddie]

Just one dick, nothing around it.

[Dana]

I think though, it would look weird. It would look.

[Kate]

Balls are. Balls suck.

[Titus]

I know it's a temperature thing, but it is crazy that like they're outside of your body. Cuz that's like pretty important.

[Brandon]

And just hanging.

[Titus]

It's like kind of exposed.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It kind of literally.

[Kyle]

They kind of stay out of trouble too.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm always like getting my like arm hit by something or my knee.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Sore. But my balls aren't really getting hit.

[Dana]

Yeah, I don't like hit my balls against the corner of the table when I stand up.

[Kate]

Are there people that sit on their balls?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That one clip is one of the greatest clips of all time.

[Kate]

I did. Oh yeah, the guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I sat on my balls like, like four times in a row going down an inflatable slide. Once it was just boom, boom, boom when I worked at a place called Foggy Bottom. First time I went down the slide in the bounce house.

[Eddie]

Worst ball injury I ever had. Dana, you. You averaged a double double in high school.

[Kate]

I was 2011.

[Eddie]

I was in a basketball tournament. I went up for a rebound and I was up high and the guy couldn't jump with me, so he stuck his ass out and I landed nuts on his back.

[Dana]

Having an ass hurt your balls?

[Eddie]

It was the worst. Having that dude's ass. That dude's ass hurt my balls.

[Kate]

I guess I'm lucky that I don't have big balls because I. I've never sat on them.

[Donnie]

I'll never forget that shower.

[Dana]

Because you have a pretty big ass. It'll do damage.

[Kate]

Those huge balls. Yeah.

[Titus]

Maybe that's why your balls seem small.

[Dana]

Oh, you evolved.

[Titus]

Maybe it's.

[Kate]

If I was 5 foot 6, I'd have big balls.

[Eddie]

You think you'd have the same balls?

[Kate]

No, they would look bigger. Yeah, right?

[Eddie]

You think you have the exact same balls if you were 5, 6.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Cater your kids. Old enough to laugh at nutshots, I think.

[Titus]

So when they pats had to tell them like cut it because they'll leap off the couch right onto your balls. And they think that's funny kind of thing.

[Kate]

It is funny.

[Titus]

But they're. Yeah, they're like kind of oldest is aware.

[Eddie]

I mean balls are funny. Yeah, balls are funny as they are.

[Donnie]

What was the show on MTV where people get seriously injured? Do you remember that?

[Eddie]

Scarred.

[Donnie]

Scarred. Remember that?

[Dana]

Someone with Jacoby Shadducks.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I remember. I'll never forget Papa Roach.

[Dana]

He was the host, right? Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

I thought he just got ran and

[Dana]

his name's Jacoby Shadow.

[Eddie]

Remember that his name.

[Donnie]

Remember that guy was grinding down a. A rail and cut his balls.

[Kyle]

I specifically remember that episode. Nothing else from that show.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Kyle]

And it's weird cuz that's pre social media, so it's not like the world was talking about it.

[Donnie]

Yes. But it was definitely just a scarring injury in her head. Yeah, there was like a lip at the bottom of the rail and he just skid his balls and sliced them open. Fell out.

[Kyle]

He's like holding it.

[Donnie]

Dude.

[Kate]

Oh, that's like the. Remember the pain Olympics? Yeah. Was that not. You guys weren't into that?

[Dana]

I remember that on old Internet.

[Kate]

Delay.

[Dana]

Dan, you could never do that.

[Kate]

No, I just.

[Eddie]

Nothing.

[Mark]

Huh.

[Dana]

If your dick was on a Chihuahua, would it be like a noticeable. Like if that chihuahua was walking down the street, I'd be like, whoa,

[Kate]

my boner. Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Kate]

My. My flaccid. No, you'd be like, that's.

[Eddie]

I feel like if you see a human dick on a Chihuahua, you'd be like, what. What is that human dick doing on that Chihuahua?

[Mark]

Just went to turkey.

[Kate]

See, I. I didn't even.

[Eddie]

Dog dicks don't get enough. Dogs don't get enough for how ugly their dicks are. They got terrible.

[Dana]

God, it's horrible.

[Eddie]

They got the worst dick Dicks puke.

[Kate]

So slimy.

[Mark]

And yeah, they taste weird too.

[Kate]

Coffee.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Brandon]

Come on now.

[Mark]

Isn't it?

[Dana]

We had a whole yak once of just showing interns.

[Kyle]

Hank.

[Dana]

Hank's a wrecked dog.

[Kyle]

And what it do.

[Dana]

Compared it to what a wet cranberry.

[Kyle]

A long cranberry. Long cranberry.

[Eddie]

It.

[Kate]

I can see it

[Kyle]

stick.

[Mark]

Dolphins got the weirdest sticks.

[Titus]

Right.

[Dana]

I think.

[Mark]

Have we talked about.

[Dana]

I'm actually not going to.

[Titus]

Ducks have.

[Dana]

Ducks have a cork screw.

[Titus]

They have a cork screw. It's very odd.

[Dana]

And then fleas have the biggest. Compared to their body.

[Eddie]

How. How much percentage of their body bugs have penises. Everybody's got a dick. Yeah, they got a. I think they.

[Kate]

How else would they.

[Eddie]

They got to kid, right?

[Dana]

Or maybe fleas jump highest compared to their bodies.

[Kate]

I do do that.

[Titus]

Oh, I thought like a ladybug lays the eggs and then.

[Kyle]

I'm with you.

[Dana]

That's like fish, Right?

[Kate]

Why are.

[Titus]

Go on.

[Kate]

Like, why are dogs and horse, like, rubbery and ours aren't?

[Dana]

I guess we're different species.

[Kate]

Yeah. But it.

[Mark]

It's like, why do they have hooves?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You could have gone any other.

[Dana]

You could have said anything else out on a horse.

[Kyle]

Break down the entire body of a horse.

[Dana]

What do we have in common with horse?

[Titus]

Why do they have such long faces?

[Mark]

No, I get it though. Like, it's close enough.

[Eddie]

My.

[Kate]

Yeah, everyone's got penises. Why are they not similar?

[Mark]

Yeah. Like, what's the scientific reason behind a duck having a corkscrew dick? It's got to be something.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Again, these are four legged animals. We. We walk on two legs.

[Kate]

Allegedly. We have. Dane is crawling around but no one's looking.

[Dana]

Does it allegedly work for the human

[Kate]

part or for the animal?

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Kate]

Nuh. We all. We have four parts. We have four limbs.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But we have opposable thumbs. We have arms.

[Kate]

I don't know, man.

[Titus]

Have you seen the people that think it's better for you to be on all fours? And they're like, we'll do a whole mountain hike on all fours.

[Dana]

I think it's better for your spine. I don't think our spine's caught up. Like, evolution wise.

[Titus]

Some people, it's like that's how they get around is on all fours because it's better, but it's got to be

[Eddie]

worse for everything else. Yeah. The spine might benefit. But like, what about your hands and your feet?

[Dana]

Hurts so bad.

[Titus]

Yeah, probably not great.

[Mark]

Eddie used to crab walk a lot.

[Dana]

Were you a crab walking guy?

[Brandon]

Ed?

[Donnie]

Remember that in gym class? That was brutal. I had a doctor make me crab walk to him once. I still think about it. It's up.

[Eddie]

Why.

[Dana]

There's kid I've been trying to track down. I met him at bring your son to work day with my dad. And this kid could crab walk faster than a man could run. It was. It was a blur. And we.

[Titus]

When we say crab walk, can you sh. Like, all right.

[Eddie]

Hands behind you and your feet and you're doing walking backwards.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. No, that's hard. The doctor made you crawl to.

[Donnie]

Yeah, I was doing like a physical. I was naked too. It was I, it was honestly up.

[Dana]

I think that's the last thing I would want to walk in on on.

[Donnie]

Yeah, me too.

[Mark]

I came here for strep throat.

[Brandon]

How old were you?

[Donnie]

I had to be 12, maybe.

[Eddie]

Oh. Oh dear.

[Donnie]

Younger 10.

[Mark]

I remember you told me this story for the first time and I was like, that's, that's not normal.

[Brandon]

You're butt ass.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What do you mean? W. You just go down the hall?

[Donnie]

No, like it's a tiny room to

[Titus]

get into the military. They make you duck walk in your underwear. Like across the room. It's this.

[Eddie]

Aw.

[Titus]

It's the most awkward thing you've ever done.

[Mark]

Why?

[Titus]

In front of the doctor.

[Eddie]

They make the women do the same thing.

[Titus]

It's like. Yeah. Yes. You're like squatted down doing this like crazy walk across the floor.

[Mark]

It's then he makes you twerk.

[Titus]

It's like. Yeah, yeah. It was weird.

[Mark]

What did your doctor say that was like showing or proving?

[Donnie]

I, I, I have no idea. I know I had like a, like I had. It wasn't a hernia, but it was some type of. He was checking on my scrotum. I know. And for some reason he thought that was it.

[Eddie]

Dana, watch you. Why don't you crab Walt naked for us? We'll check that scrotum out.

[Kate]

Looks like I have. What's the word?

[Eddie]

Buckle up.

[Kate]

I have to have some pride there.

[Eddie]

Pride is what took you so long.

[Kate]

I have to have some dignity. Dignity.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yes, that's a good word.

[Donnie]

Gotcha. You guys were clothed though, right? Kate, that's great. Like that's in our underwear. Oh, wow.

[Kate]

What?

[Titus]

Yeah, crazy. It's to and like you're squatted down and from what I remember, and it's to like see your spine and your feet, like if you can. Whatever. It was like the most awkward thing I've ever done. Well, no, that's not true.

[Mark]

Dana asked if you were topless.

[Dana]

Topless?

[Titus]

I pr. From what I remember, I'm like pretty sure. Cuz they're looking at your spine and your like feet and like.

[Brandon]

Oh, this is like a medical thing. Affiliation or like a, a ritual mix of.

[Titus]

No, no. It was to get into the military. It's a place called MEPs where they like give you all the testing to see checking scoliosis. I don't know. I don't know what the purpose of it is, but it's like notorious. Everybody jokes about having to do the duck walk cuz it's like so humiliating.

[Donnie]

Do they still do it?

[Titus]

I don't Know, but I just googled it.

[Eddie]

I looked it up.

[Titus]

I'm like, yep, there's the duck walk.

[Eddie]

So with your spine now, you wouldn't be able to get into the military.

[Titus]

Probably not. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Huh?

[Titus]

Let me see. Hold on. Let me see if I can duck walk

[Eddie]

it.

[Dana]

Hey, this is in the parking lot, man. Ice cold. Ice cold.

[Titus]

In the park, in the middle of the parking lot.

[Eddie]

What is it gonna have to bring?

[Brandon]

Yeah, just put it right there.

[Dana]

Donnie, why is it in the parking lot? Did you tell them to leave it on your car so you could secret eat?

[Eddie]

No, no, I, I just, I, I, I, I just thought they missed the building today. Sometimes they, you know, you probably get

[Dana]

accepted your food, not making it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you just get nine out of ten, and it's just. By the way, it's grilled nuggets. I want everybody to know that. Grilled nuggets and a fruit cup up.

[Brandon]

You didn't eat.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I could have, couldn't. I went out there to get it and it wasn't there. So there was also free lunch today.

[Dana]

So what did you. Instead of the free nuggets?

[Eddie]

I, I took one of the sandwiches and just took the meat off and ate that.

[Dana]

What was the meat?

[Eddie]

Roast beef. Probably not great, but whatever. But yeah, so that's, that's fruit cup and grilled nuggets. And I did the workout this morning. It was only three of us. Me, Chuck, and Deutsche.

[Dana]

Do you feel like it's making an improvement on your life?

[Eddie]

No, but I'm gonna keep going until it does make an improvement on my life.

[Dana]

You know what makes an improvement on my life?

[Eddie]

Look at that, huh?

[Dana]

Roback.

[Eddie]

It kind of makes me look fat, if I'm being honest.

[Kate]

No.

[Dana]

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[Kate]

Big day for us, Nick. Pirates, Red Sox, spring training.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's huge.

[Dana]

Pirates are going to be good.

[Kate]

Are they?

[Dana]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I don't know. They actually are, right?

[Dana]

I think so.

[Eddie]

They were buyers this year, not sellers. And they got.

[Dana]

They've ever spent on their roster the

[Eddie]

pitching staff that's going to be loaded.

[Dana]

Almost $20 million.

[Titus]

Where do they do their spring training?

[Eddie]

They're Florida. Right.

[Kate]

The Red Sox are at Fort Myers.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Titus]

Have any of you ever gone to your team spring training?

[Dana]

I'm going to the Guardian spring training in two weeks. Oh, in Arizona.

[Titus]

Fun.

[Donnie]

I've been to Cubs. It's fun.

[Titus]

Yeah, I did the Phillies time ago.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they probably let it fly a little bit.

[Kate]

Can we. We have to pull up this White Sox Dave picture.

[Dana]

Oh, what is it?

[Eddie]

On his Instagram.

[Kate]

It's. It's on a carousel and it's probably like 10 pictures down. And it's just not my White Sox Dave.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Kate]

He's. I love the guy to death. I think he's hot now.

[Eddie]

Oh, you think this is too good looking, my Sox Dave?

[Kate]

No, keep going. This is like 10, 10 down.

[Eddie]

All right, Kate, calm yourself. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Titus]

I'm just kidding.

[Kate]

No, wait, not even that one.

[Dana]

Where was the cake cave?

[Titus]

Is that cappadocia or whatever the.

[Dana]

That has to be tiny if he's doing that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Is he in a straw?

[Donnie]

Paid it forward.

[Eddie]

All right. Yeah, he did. He didn't frame this trip like he was paying it forward. He just went on a free trip.

[Dana]

He went on a free trip.

[Kate]

It's coming.

[Titus]

He's the poster.

[Kate]

It's probably two more. One more, one more, one more.

[Eddie]

All right, this one.

[Dana]

Oh, what's he trying to do?

[Kate]

He's hot now.

[Dana]

What's he trying.

[Kate]

It's a Nicky Smokes pose posing like Drake.

[Mark]

It's the hand in the pocket. If you notice the leg is crossed.

[Titus]

He's feeling himself.

[Eddie]

Hot socks.

[Dana]

He's hot. So he's saying the hair that he got these guys though, is he's paying it forward to them?

[Donnie]

Yeah, I believe so. Paid it forward and got 28 bulldoze new heads of hair.

[Eddie]

He pissed me off this morning.

[Titus]

What'd he do?

[Dana]

He looks great.

[Eddie]

We were doing good. We were doing our ass workout and I was like, dave, come join us. He says that's just a workout for me. That's just a warm up for me. Yeah, it's just a warm up for everybody.

[Dana]

But also.

[Eddie]

No, it's just A fat guy workout that we're pretending to do. It's just a warm up for everybody. It's nothing. There's nothing to. It pissed me off by turning a mirror to what we're doing.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is it getting easier for you?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I think by the middle of next week, I'll be able to finish it.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's huge.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Finish it. I. Oh, you got hung up on.

[Eddie]

Yeah, number 15 usually gets me.

[Titus]

What's that one?

[Kate]

Push ups.

[Eddie]

That's backwards lunges.

[Dana]

That's hard.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Can't quite get there.

[Dana]

Eddie and Danny, you guys have known Dave the longest. Are you cool with him with the hot attempt?

[Donnie]

I think. Yeah.

[Kate]

I just.

[Donnie]

I've just accepted he's a different guy now, you know?

[Dana]

Was it turkey that made him a different guy?

[Mark]

It was. It was the move, everyone coming here. I think.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Donnie]

It was Nick. Yeah. Nick gets blamed for sure. For telling him to stop addressing things.

[Dana]

That was. Yeah, that's on me.

[Mark]

No, I've said before, before everyone moved here, it was always like, he thought that he was actually right, but we were just, like, fucking with him and it would drive him crazy. But now he's got more people here who are like, hey, no, you're actually wrong because of this. So now I think he's, like, accepted.

[Eddie]

So he's wrong. When he was like, one of four, 105, his idiocy was on full display.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Now there's enough people here to kind of shield him to.

[Mark]

To kind of change his opinion finally and be like, okay, maybe that was crazy what I did.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And then the hotness, it's. It's basically just the White Sox being bad.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

To become a world traveler.

[Donnie]

Who the good Cali Kush and too.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Eddie loves bringing that up.

[Donnie]

He's unbothered, bro.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Brandon]

He had, like, one experience those people

[Kate]

are supposed to get. People are supposed to get uglier when they come to barstool.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. Over time. And fatter and grosser. He's going the opposite. I don't like that.

[Donnie]

Helps.

[Kate]

You're hotter now.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Not better.

[Eddie]

We've had others.

[Kate]

Used to be disgusting.

[Dana]

Yeah. Tj.

[Eddie]

Tj. TJ looks way better.

[Titus]

Kyle KB for sure. Nick, I think you're. You cute.

[Dana]

I think I've just stayed the same.

[Kate]

No.

[Titus]

You got a haircut recently.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're right. I've gotten. Yeah, I've got a haircut.

[Brandon]

One haircut.

[Titus]

I feel like your style is elevated, though. You're wearing like, cooler. Like, I feel like you're handsome or that you're a handsome guy.

[Brandon]

Brandon, you changed your entire wardrobe. You've made a ton of money. You have hair yourself with all sorts of confidence. Nick, you got a haircut. Yeah.

[Kate]

Well, no.

[Dana]

Your style's elevated. I've noticed your plain gray hoodie has beige in the hood. You've really gotten bolder.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Dana]

Thank you, Kim.

[Eddie]

You're welcome, Nikki. Smokes looks better than he did when he started.

[Titus]

Yes, he does.

[Dana]

What women? I said, what women? Brandon.

[Eddie]

You say Brandon. Oh, my fault. You're right. Kate.

[Brandon]

What was that?

[Dana]

Hey, you're annoying us right now.

[Mark]

Hey, I'm just trying to talk about hot woman.

[Brandon]

How did you look when you got hired here? Were you, like, busted or your back.

[Titus]

Pretty busted. I had a crazy side part. My part started over here. I had the crazy swoop. I know that for sure.

[Eddie]

Kate, my wife, the other day, I don't know why we were talking about you, but we were just getting back from San Francisco and she. We were watching the clip on the Yak and she just goes, kate's so pretty. Do y' all tell her that?

[Titus]

And I was like, so nice.

[Eddie]

We don't tell her that.

[Kyle]

We don't.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we don't often tell her.

[Kyle]

We're the best. Right. But my wife sent the message to start doing that.

[Titus]

No, that'd be weird. I'm okay.

[Kate]

Hey, Prudence.

[Titus]

But it's nice coming back, though. Yeah.

[Eddie]

My wife will say nice things. Yeah, I just got to pass them along sometimes.

[Titus]

Time appreciate. Tell her. Said appreciate.

[Mark]

Pretty weird.

[Eddie]

She looks pretty weird. No.

[Kate]

I don't want to make this about myself, but.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kate]

Your wife and I have come a long way in a year.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Well, the first time she ever met you, she cone tits. She hated you.

[Kate]

And now this last time, she said I was making her laugh uncontrollably.

[Eddie]

Wow. Yeah.

[Dana]

That is a long way.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a long. That's a very long way.

[Mark]

Do the cone tits joke again.

[Dana]

So cone tits was last Super Bowl.

[Kate]

Yep.

[Dana]

Was that also was. Was what you said on the dozen stage directed at Dana last year?

[Eddie]

No, it was directed at the whole group of them. Okay.

[Kate]

What is it? Oh, that you?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that one. Yeah. Yeah. I'm averaging one up on dozen stage per. Per year now.

[Donnie]

Different guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So whatever.

[Dana]

Excited to see what's next.

[Eddie]

That's the live shows that get me. I. I get fired up too much, and I hate who I am when I do it. So.

[Donnie]

Have you played another Batch yet.

[Dana]

It's trivia though. It's not like it's something tr.

[Eddie]

We got one coming out this weekend. Yeah. Yeah. And it was not as. I don't say anything explosive. We played mens's team.

[Brandon]

Is the dozen hitting for you, Brandon? Now you're a champion. Have you chased the. The mail truck, so to speak?

[Eddie]

It was. Yeah. Like once you catch it.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Now you're like, what?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Though.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

It. It just kind of is what it is. Like the.

[Dana]

It's not forever tainted that Mince won the first one ever.

[Eddie]

I mean Dave won one, so like it's. It's. It's no disrespect to you, but Dave sucks.

[Donnie]

Is pretty good though, huh?

[Dana]

Isn't bad.

[Eddie]

Knows ball. I've always said Mince knows ball.

[Mark]

Are you still on the same team with Fran and.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Mark]

Do you ever think about winning it with another group of people?

[Eddie]

I think about going on my own all the time. Dude.

[Dana]

I think you winning solo would be so sick for many shows.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. I think about it all the time.

[Donnie]

For many shows, huh?

[Eddie]

What you say?

[Donnie]

I don't like that.

[Kate]

Yeah, I don't like that.

[Brandon]

Same Eddie. Yeah.

[Dana]

You would be so good on your own.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Dana]

Titus.

[Kate]

What?

[Brandon]

You should do a dozen team on your own, Brandon. Have you talked to Jeff about doing

[Eddie]

that many times, Titus?

[Brandon]

Why is that?

[Eddie]

I did at one time.

[Brandon]

Too obvious? No, one time play one on three every match.

[Eddie]

We kind of settled into the groove of the experts. But. But like. Like Dustin's been going five years now.

[Dana]

Yeah. It started during COVID and like.

[Eddie]

Like a year in I was like, just let me do it by myself, man. Just let me. And, and we, we. We did play along with some things.

[Dana]

What would your team name be?

[Eddie]

Brandon.

[Dana]

No. Yeah. I think you need like a plural brand.

[Eddie]

The Brandon's.

[Dana]

I like that.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Eddie]

I don't know where our logo would be, but be something probably multiple me's.

[Kyle]

You should do bar trivia more. You can do that alone.

[Eddie]

That is something. I got four kids. I'm always at home. If I'm not here, I'm just at home. But I do when. When somebody posts a picture of them at Bar Trivia, I'm like, that's a life I'd like to have. I'd like to go to a bar trivia.

[Brandon]

Once you got your crew in Antioch, there's got to be a place up there if I can find trivia. Like Wednesday night.

[Eddie]

Like me and Art and Scott just, just Going to trivia. I don't know if Art and Scott are smart.

[Brandon]

Do they know how good you are?

[Eddie]

Trivia.

[Brandon]

You need to tell them.

[Dana]

What if you aren't good? And what if this trivia specialized to you and the questions are written because they know your personality?

[Eddie]

Starkville's the one that gets me because Stark was a trivia night. And I'm like, I wish I could go down Starfleet and play trivia. Dave's dark horse. All the time. Dave's dark horse. Trivia. That's where I'd like to be going. Starfall in April, though. That'd be fun.

[Dana]

I'll do trivia night every night. Every.

[Kyle]

It's always.

[Eddie]

It is always strong.

[Kyle]

Then you're like, there's a.

[Eddie]

So. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There's always trivia nights. There's always, like, a table of people, and you're like, how the. Are they in? First they have to be cheating. Then you realize, yeah, there's people out there who go to top universities who read.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Who research and study.

[Dana]

Yeah. Why do I think.

[Kyle]

Why would I. Why would my team ever beat them?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You got to be careful, Brandon, with the. The bar trivia, because they will ask, like, history or, like, science.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

A book.

[Eddie]

That.

[Brandon]

A book.

[Dana]

What's up?

[Eddie]

I read books.

[Brandon]

A single book.

[Kate]

Non.

[Dana]

Sports.

[Eddie]

I read. Don't put me in. Coach.

[Kyle]

If I had, like, an essay question that was.

[Brandon]

What's.

[Kyle]

What's a proton? I. I don't know.

[Kate]

What.

[Kyle]

What would I say?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I have no idea.

[Kyle]

What is a proton?

[Eddie]

I know what electron is. Great name.

[Dana]

Is that a.

[Kyle]

Someone tell me what a proton is.

[Dana]

Ion.

[Titus]

Those are parts of an atom, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And then you get into that. And then what's that?

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

Proton pack.

[Eddie]

Protons.

[Dana]

And what's a proton?

[Eddie]

There's neutron, probably charged.

[Dana]

Atomic.

[Eddie]

What's he doing? Why is he no. Oh, hello.

[Mark]

What is happening?

[Eddie]

Does he. Is he lost?

[Dana]

What's going on?

[Kate]

What's he doing, man?

[Donnie]

Wait. I'm getting a little nervous.

[Mark]

I got something viral.

[Brandon]

Boys are gonna want to see this.

[Titus]

I just figured out protons.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Oh,

[Kate]

deemed.

[Eddie]

What?

[Titus]

T.J. what's the move?

[Eddie]

T.J. what? What happened?

[Dana]

He's waiting. He just showed me a text message conversation that said, hey, it's T.J. can you go prank Dana and Titus by just sitting in between them and not saying anything? But who was that from? I don't know, but he doesn't have your number saved.

[Mark]

There's not a seat.

[Eddie]

I would assume there's not a chair.

[Titus]

What?

[Eddie]

There's not a chair. You just said, is this fake?

[Titus]

I said yes.

[Kate]

That would have been hilarious.

[Eddie]

It would. I kind of want him to do it, but.

[Brandon]

Nah, he was just going to sit

[Eddie]

right here, I guess. Just did.

[Kate]

That would have been.

[Dana]

He would have got you guys so good.

[Brandon]

Really good.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Now, he didn't think to text TJ that. He just walked in as TJ is producing a show, and, well, TJ texted

[Mark]

him, so we thought.

[Dana]

630 number.

[Titus]

What's that?

[Eddie]

6, 3.

[Kate]

Is that new Hampshire?

[Dana]

I have a dream of memorizing area codes. It would be cool to know.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Every time. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Isn't that New Hampshire?

[Kyle]

Too many.

[Donnie]

There's six, three zero in Chicago.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, oh, maybe I'm thinking of 603.

[Eddie]

The ones around here are 773. 312. 312, 630. Yeah.

[Kate]

603 is New Hampshire. That makes me feel better.

[Donnie]

603. Yeah.

[Titus]

New York's 212. Right.

[Eddie]

Wisconsin, six two.

[Titus]

Philly, 610 and 215.

[Dana]

This is good podcasting.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Oh, it was a big deal when Mississippi got a new one. It was 601 my whole life. And then, like, at. In college, they threw a 6, 6, 2 at a split. The state. Split the state in half. Now the south Mississippi people get. They were 601 for life, and we had to go 662, which was cool, I guess. And then the coast got their own, which is.

[Titus]

Remember that?

[Dana]

Do we just have one?

[Kyle]

We have. I think the Eastern Panhandle might be getting one.

[Dana]

Damn.

[Eddie]

Oh, sick.

[Brandon]

There's just no rhyme or reason anyone's into that.

[Eddie]

There really is no rhyme or reason.

[Brandon]

Zip codes make sense, but.

[Kate]

You want to talk about Mississippi more?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I love. I'd love to talk about it. Dude. Okay. What? How are the women?

[Kate]

I didn't experience any.

[Kyle]

Did you go to Brandon?

[Eddie]

Did you go to Brandon?

[Kate]

I did go to Brandon, yeah.

[Eddie]

It's right there by Jackson.

[Kate]

Flow Wood.

[Eddie]

Flow Wood, Yeah. My. My best friend Alan Brown lives in Flow Wood right now. Special ed teacher. Shout out to him.

[Kate]

All right. That's all I got.

[Titus]

Do people swim in the Mississippi River? Is it like, let's go boating on the Mississippi this weekend or. No, you don't go in there.

[Kyle]

There.

[Eddie]

River culture is big in Mississippi, but the Mississippi river, not as much. It's so big.

[Dana]

Special ed down there.

[Eddie]

Just the whole school?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Is that the whole school?

[Brandon]

It's a great question.

[Eddie]

No, it's. Well, that's why? It's called special ed. There's. There's education and then there's special education.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Teaching the learning disabled and stuff like that. It's a very noble pursuit, I would say.

[Mark]

We were talking about possums earlier.

[Donnie]

Where do.

[Mark]

Where do they draw the line down there with what animals eat? Because you say you eat squirrel, like, where does it stop?

[Eddie]

I bet there are people that eat possum. I. I don't. We ate squirrel. Squirrel. Like there's a squirrel hunting. I think if there's a hunting season for it, you can eat it.

[Mark]

But they're not selling that at stores and restaurants, right?

[Eddie]

No, not as much.

[Dana]

How much squirrel are you getting? How much meat? How many?

[Eddie]

Oh, you gotta have a bunch of.

[Dana]

How many could you put down in a sitting?

[Eddie]

Well, you gotta have. You don't really do. You don't eat them like that. We. We do. A first time, I took my wife to meet my Uncle Donnie. He made a squirrel stew. And I had to tell her it was beef stew do. And it was absolutely squirrel stew. But it was squirrel hunting season. The man had killed 12 squirrels. What are you gonna do? You're not just gonna let him rot. Is she from down there? Her fan. She grew up in Atlanta, but her family has Mississippi ties. Yes, yes.

[Titus]

The squirrel is more of like a seasoning to a dish. It's not the main.

[Eddie]

No, it can be main, but you gotta have a lot of them. It's. It's like the. It's like the duck of a crawfish.

[Titus]

You dump a bunch of squirrels on the table and you.

[Mark]

Raccoon.

[Eddie]

No, I never. I've never had raccoon either. So the chipmunks.

[Kate]

You know what I missed?

[Eddie]

We don't have chipmunks down there.

[Kate]

About down there was Waffle House. I go every Thursday.

[Eddie]

There's a Waffle House on every corner every Thursday.

[Kate]

I'll go.

[Dana]

I've never been to one.

[Kate]

It's so good.

[Donnie]

It's good.

[Kate]

It's. It's just good living.

[Eddie]

It's so dependable and so there. It's just.

[Kate]

You find a good one and it's. It's just like.

[Dana]

What separates it from like a. A diner here?

[Mark]

Ihop.

[Donnie]

The value is. Is pretty nice.

[Eddie]

Value and ease. Ease of getting vibes. Yeah.

[Titus]

And it's like. It's not a huge diner menu. It's like, here's the specific things we're really good at. And you could order everything on the plate or just like cut it down to them.

[Eddie]

They also have a knack for locations, they. They put a Waffle House exactly where a Waffle House ought to be. Like a diner. You gotta. You gotta travel to it or whatever. But Waffle House, you just drive down the highway, there's gonna be a Waffle House, and then, hey, listen, in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, there's a Waffle House. There was. This might not be the case anymore, but there's a Waffle House at the foot of the Brooks Bridge. You cross the Brooks Bridge, there's a Waffle House at the foot of the Brooks Bridge. And it was the most wonderful place on earth.

[Mark]

And the chain is pretty consistent.

[Dana]

Like, oh, yeah, A Waffle House under a Florida bridge is the best place.

[Eddie]

Oh, my goodness. You don't even know, man. You don't even know. It was. All right. Yeah.

[Titus]

And it's true. They don't shut down for anything. It could be, like in the middle of a hurricane. And it's the only. It's like a beacon that's open. I was in Alabama, remember? It was like 2012 when like, 300 tornadoes came through. I was there for trading or whatever.

[Eddie]

11.

[Titus]

It was. The only thing open was Waffle Houses. And that's where every neighborhood went for their meals. Was like lines down the block. Waffle House was like.

[Eddie]

You were down there for that. The tornado.

[Titus]

That was crazy.

[Eddie]

It's the. Is the weirdest day of my entire life.

[Titus]

It was banana.

[Eddie]

April 27, 2000.

[Dana]

Weirdest day of your life.

[Eddie]

It was just. We were in a. We were. The Mississippi and Alabama were in a shooting range of tornadoes for like, 36 hours.

[Titus]

It was like 300 something.

[Eddie]

300 tornado.

[Titus]

We were standing at the hotel parking lot. It was like, tornado, tornado, tornado. It was crazy. Our.

[Eddie]

Our tornado alarm got used so much that day that it wore out. And. And it wouldn't work anymore for, like, it just stopped. Stopped working. And it just kept going and going. It was a crazy day.

[Titus]

It was also when Prince William married Kate. I remember watching that in the airport as we finally got to leave.

[Eddie]

Is she okay?

[Titus]

I don't think so.

[Eddie]

So we hadn't heard from her. They made the announcement. Right. And.

[Titus]

And then she's popping up here and there, but she. She looks a little fragile.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Titus]

Glad we covered that.

[Eddie]

Well, you brought it up.

[Kate]

I did.

[Titus]

Pretty into it.

[Eddie]

We were talking tornadoes then. You made it sad.

[Titus]

I have a wedding mug.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Her family made their money off sex toys.

[Titus]

Really?

[Dana]

I think.

[Eddie]

Is that her or. Or Marco? What Marle make her money off of?

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

She was an actor.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. Huh. D. I'm surprised you didn't make it down there during that tornado emergency. That would have been.

[Kate]

That was before I was the tornado beer guy. That was damn near nine years before

[Eddie]

pre tornado beer guy.

[Brandon]

I. I kind of know the. The gist of the story.

[Kate]

But you remind me specifically, I'll let Nick do it.

[Dana]

Me?

[Kate]

Yeah. You love the story, dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

There was tragedy outside of Nashville.

[Eddie]

Nashville got hit by. It was absolutely a tragedy.

[Kate]

But it was okay.

[Dana]

And the thing.

[Kate]

Let me tell a story.

[Dana]

You did not want to go to Nashville.

[Eddie]

Dana. You put out a tweet saying if anybody in Nashville needs to be there's not true.

[Kate]

That's not true. Brandon.

[Brandon]

You were offering to deliver cases of.

[Kate]

There was a.

[Dana]

He brought him damn near 30.

[Kate]

There was a viral tweet that a

[Eddie]

people on a roof.

[Kate]

It was a roof of a house that smells. Said please bring us beer or something like that.

[Eddie]

Right. Which was a joke.

[Kate]

It.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Kate]

The boys needed beer. And so I texted Dave and I was like, can I go drive down to Nashville? During. It was like, what? Coronavirus was popping up a little bit

[Eddie]

right at the beginning.

[Kate]

So I was like, I don't want to fly. I'm gonna drive. And I got like 300 beers and I brought to these guys house. And then the next day the world shut down.

[Titus]

You did do it.

[Eddie]

It.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

The journey actually did deliver. People were following his journey. Titus. As I. I feel like I text. Like everybody was texting you. Like, go, Dana, go. And people were following him.

[Brandon]

I didn't know.

[Eddie]

Was there a news story about you

[Brandon]

reference it all the time. I. I knew that you had. You had. You'd volunteered to do it. I will do it. From

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Kate]

And then.

[Dana]

And then rented a car, filled it up with cigarette ash.

[Kate]

And then the. The NCAA tournament got canceled the next day.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So everyone was like, Dana. Dana created it.

[Donnie]

It was like when Jimmy V Got recruiting violations. Like the story died that day. Like.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Donnie]

Yeah. It killed a zillion beard.

[Dana]

Dana. You went to that.

[Brandon]

I'm gently very sorry. Not practicing social distanc.

[Kate]

Don't pull this up. Dude. I didn't know this.

[Eddie]

My goal in Nashville was to hand out beers to tornado victims.

[Kyle]

Amazing.

[Eddie]

Standing on tornado rubble. You didn't get the level of seriousness.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh. I didn't know that tweet existed.

[Eddie]

I knew there was a tweet out there.

[Dana]

I didn't know there was an apology.

[Kate]

I didn't know. I. I didn't know. I. I apologized Damn, that's tough.

[Dana]

That was at 4am you tweeted that. Oh, you had to have been haunted.

[Kate]

Hold on, tj. I got some pictures. All right. Hey, Bump. But I got to meet Mike Vrabel that day too.

[Dana]

D, that was awesome. For you.

[Eddie]

The world is cold.

[Dana]

Wait, did you bring Mike Vrabel to the house that got destroyed?

[Kate]

Yeah, I invited him.

[Brandon]

Did any of the people that lost everything they. They own and maybe loved ones?

[Kate]

Dude, you guys, I'm telling you, it meant a lot to the people.

[Eddie]

You were in between a tragic tornado and a global pandemic, just throwing beers.

[Titus]

That's it.

[Kate]

Look at one open.

[Titus]

You got thirsty.

[Kate]

March thirteen.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Dana]

Oh, Titus, you would have loved this.

[Brandon]

I honestly, D. I did not realize that this happened. I'm sorry for bringing this up. This is why I asked. I didn't know the full story.

[Dana]

But did you buy the beers in New York and then drive them down?

[Kate]

No, no, I bought them in. In Nashville.

[Dana]

Okay. I think that New York City shut down on like, March 15, 2020.

[Brandon]

You have to.

[Donnie]

Your timeline, you're actually kind of vindicated looking at this.

[Brandon]

If you deliver beers, though, you have to.

[Eddie]

To.

[Brandon]

You have to fill the entire full trunk. Trunk. You have to.

[Kate]

Right.

[Kyle]

I thought bringing you got like, ropes

[Brandon]

over the top and like, tying it down. Cuz there's so much beer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

If you're going to drive eight hours, you can't.

[Kate]

I think that was the left.

[Dana]

Sorry about your house. Here's a. Here's a can.

[Brandon]

There's four racks of beer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I do have very, very funny text messages with Mike Vrabel, though, from that day.

[Eddie]

Customers.

[Kate]

You look.

[Eddie]

You look fantastic there, Dana.

[Kate]

I know.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I'm so gross now.

[Eddie]

Great.

[Kate]

So I was. I was basically like, hey, if you want to hang out, let me know. He sends me his address, goes, hell, yeah. And then 17 minutes later you go. No response by me goes, tonight's a bad night. Walked into a storm. Maybe we can hook up tomorrow. So that was definitely him just talking to his wife and being like, hey, this guy's coming over to hang out. And she's probably like, what? This fucking guy?

[Dana]

How long did you hang out with a tornado? The people that had their homes?

[Kate]

All night.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. Willie C. Came out the next day and hung out with us. Where did you

[Dana]

sleep?

[Kyle]

Where did.

[Kate]

Oh, I got a hotel room.

[Kyle]

Where did they sleep?

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

No.

[Kate]

Yeah. It was a crazy time, man.

[Brandon]

And where did they sleep?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Brandon]

That's where they couldn't get A hotel.

[Eddie]

Well, thanks.

[Brandon]

We're all booked up.

[Dana]

Yeah, there was one room left, and

[Kate]

then Dana took it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It was a weird time in life. All right, it was a weird time.

[Dana]

I've learned a lot since then, but, like, this. Is this what makes everybody love Dana? Hey, you know, it's good.

[Kate]

That is. That's what I got canceled for.

[Dana]

But this wasn't even bad. It was. It was a little.

[Brandon]

Honestly, a little silly. Honestly, you did more than most.

[Kate]

Yeah, well, then it was most people

[Brandon]

didn't do a goddamn thing. No, it's you.

[Kate]

Because I know one beer is a

[Brandon]

lot more than most people did.

[Kate]

I just got, like, the Dave text, being like, you're a idiot. Like, there's a global pandemic. You're in Nashville. Don't come to the office on Monday. So I was like, that's when I sent the apology tree.

[Kyle]

What day was it?

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Kyle]

Was it the weekend I left on a Friday?

[Donnie]

Yeah, that Rona wagon.

[Kate]

Then the Rona wagon hit.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. That's a tough hangover. Rona wagon gave him some be. Got him wasted. They woke up.

[Titus]

Tina brings it to Nashville.

[Mark]

Where else are they going to find beer in Nashville?

[Kate]

See? Look at the boys.

[Donnie]

The boys.

[Dana]

Wait, what? Oh, yeah, it looks fun.

[Kyle]

Go back.

[Titus]

Look at that.

[Eddie]

You're right.

[Kate]

Willie season there.

[Dana]

You put, like, your iPhone in a solo cup to listen to music.

[Kate]

We were all having beers, dude. Oh, my God.

[Titus]

Do you at least. Because they don't have a fridge, clearly. Do you. You have a cooler get ice for them or just warm beer from your trunk?

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Titus]

That was a cool thing.

[Mark]

Ripped the plywood off the roof to make a beer pong table.

[Dana]

Finish the tourney.

[Kate]

Yeah, we do have to finish that.

[Donnie]

The b.

[Titus]

He also during co. He started a. A Zoom Beer Pong.

[Kate]

It was going well until. Called balling a cup until the whole thing happened.

[Dana]

So we've been over this was.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was Zoom Beer Pong.

[Dana]

Mike Stud was.

[Kate]

There was a lot of protests going on, and I canceled the tournament. Tournament.

[Dana]

But I want him to pick it back up with the same people because I need to see if Molinaro beats Riggs.

[Kate]

Taylor Lawan, Marty's brother.

[Dana]

You were kind of a Covid superstar.

[Kyle]

No, I wasn't.

[Dana]

You and Marty were, like, bouncing.

[Kate]

I didn't know what balls on pots I was doing.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Kate]

It was a weird.

[Dana]

But it was all in good fun.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I guess.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I think you're too hard on yourself over it.

[Donnie]

Well, you got smoked for.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm trying, Ed.

[Eddie]

I'm trying.

[Brandon]

Tj, what did you send us?

[Dana]

Tommy Smokes has been doing a.

[Kyle]

He's.

[Dana]

He's on a Survivor live stream right now.

[Kate]

Hell yeah.

[Eddie]

What does that mean?

[Dana]

He's been in this position for two hours. Oh, that's just how he's doing this. Winner gets a trip to Fiji.

[Eddie]

It's just what?

[Mark]

First one or two handoff.

[Kate]

Loser. He's gonna have to play.

[Dana]

Really? Oh, he is gonna have to piss. He tweeted he's worried for his bladder.

[Titus]

Can he just piss? Is he allowed to piss?

[Kate]

He should be able to piss himself.

[Brandon]

It's just down to those two.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dana]

There's four to start. How long has he been doing this? 2 hours, 7 minutes, 51 seconds. That's the longest he's ever held his piss.

[Titus]

Are you allowed to piss? Can he just piss?

[Dana]

I guess he could piss his pants

[Titus]

cuz that would intimidate the other guy.

[Kyle]

Probably means to me, to you and to everybody.

[Mark]

So he's been in that exact position the past two hours and seven minutes.

[Titus]

It's.

[Dana]

If you take your hand off that middle pole, you lose and if you,

[Mark]

if you jump off whatever he's standing

[Titus]

on and this is like a vacation to Fiji.

[Dana]

I think it's like probably four Survivor 50 which starts tomorrow, I think.

[Titus]

Oh, he's going to do this. That other guy looks like he's struggling.

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Donnie]

Oh.

[Titus]

Or he's conserving energy a lot better.

[Dana]

Oh, Tommy.

[Titus]

Oh, his foot's looking tough.

[Dana]

This is his dream.

[Mark]

He's got it.

[Kyle]

I mean, to be asked back alone

[Dana]

for the biggest season of all time. I mean, does the other guy have shoes on or no?

[Titus]

I don't know. He looks very calm.

[Dana]

With all of these legends you grew up watching, it was a win regardless for me.

[Kyle]

But I left Survivor 50 being very

[Dana]

happy with my experience. I would do push him two hours

[Eddie]

but I, I have no complaints.

[Dana]

I think it's going to be the best season of all time. I do too. And you can quote me on that. The trip is to Fiji is a vacation. I know that's where they film Survivors. I don't know if it's like for the finale or for. So I don't know, it just says trip to Fiji in the caption.

[Brandon]

Are they, are they taking any breaks for this?

[Dana]

I don't think so.

[Mark]

I imagine not.

[Titus]

It's gonna be like where Tommy's bladder explodes.

[Dana]

Did Brandon leave with his ice cold chickfila? I was sitting in the Parking lot.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dana]

What time is it?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon]

The, the birders that came in, the guy recommended Hands on a Hard Body and I went home and watched it. The, the, the thing. The, the guys in Texas trying to

[Titus]

win the car by holding on to it. Yeah.

[Brandon]

And they had to take breaks. And I think it's because people would just piss and themselves.

[Kyle]

And they did get to take their hand.

[Brandon]

They would, they would like every, it. I forget how long it was, but like every like five, five, six hours, something like that, they would take a break. And I, I don't, I don't know if they actually said it in the documentary, but I put it together. That was probably because I imagine like the first year they did it, people were just like, I'll just. My pants.

[Kyle]

Yeah. By hour four, it's. You gotta. Yeah, that's a tough spot. Mentally.

[Brandon]

They would take like 10 or 15 minute breaks and then that was about all you got. And then every so often there'd be like a break, a 30 minute break for food. But otherwise. Yeah, you had to keep your hand on it. Tommy should piss his. I mean you should just.

[Dana]

Yeah, you should just your pants.

[Brandon]

The other guy will move his hand, won't he?

[Dana]

Your pants is the ultimate get out of jail free card for most situations.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Speeding ticket. Speeding ticket. As. As he's walking up the car. Yourself, fight yourself.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Allegation yourself, yourself.

[Eddie]

But ironically, you can't get out of jail by yourself.

[Dana]

I bet if you kept doing it, they would probably move you.

[Eddie]

I think they just keep. Put you into your own thing.

[Titus]

I wonder if I could. If I was like about to get mugged, like, could I yourself be like, don't.

[Eddie]

And then, oh, you're actually gonna grab it.

[Titus]

Would that work? Would that work? If I was a robber, I wouldn't go.

[Eddie]

I think, I think that would. That would affect. Yeah.

[Mark]

Maybe stick to pepper spray.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

If Tommy shits his pants, that other guy doesn't want to stick around. No.

[Dana]

But Tommy's issue is he's wearing joggers. It's not going to fall to the ground untouching his leg.

[Eddie]

What if he shifts his pants? The guy doesn't blink, doesn't care.

[Dana]

Or the guy out. Or the guy out shits.

[Brandon]

Oh. Just off

[Dana]

so quickly. I think I would piss and myself like as soon as that competition starts.

[Brandon]

10 minutes.

[Dana]

I timed it bad.

[Brandon]

What did Boston Rob say about Tommy? I. I remember right before we went

[Eddie]

on said, I like that kid, but he ain't got it or something.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

Something like that maybe he'd be better on Traders. He's not. He doesn't have for survivors.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It was just eviscerated of.

[Dana]

Well, yeah, it probably broke him a little bit.

[Kate]

But think about it. Tommy on an island, like having to fend for himself.

[Dana]

Right.

[Kate]

You can't. I can't seem doing that. He can do the mental games all

[Kyle]

day, but he did the mini version.

[Eddie]

But I think there are weaker people than Tommy get on that show and do. Okay.

[Dana]

I agree.

[Donnie]

True.

[Titus]

And is Tommy one of the sneaky ripped people?

[Kate]

No.

[Titus]

No. Okay. Because who was it?

[Eddie]

It's just not fact.

[Titus]

Somebody at the office like got fit and everybody was like, weird.

[Dana]

Oh, it was Tommy. But then, oh, Tommy a while ago

[Titus]

because like, instead of being proud of him, everybody was like, ew.

[Dana]

I mean, Tommy when I first started a year ago was like. Like a gym everyday guy.

[Titus]

Yeah. He was like pretty rich.

[Kyle]

And Dave told him it just wasn't working.

[Dana]

So he listen, he listened.

[Titus]

He listen.

[Kyle]

Said it looked weird he was doing so well.

[Dana]

And Dave said it's not working for him.

[Brandon]

Just doesn't work.

[Dana]

I think you be great on Traders.

[Eddie]

I actually do.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Traders. Survivor Trader is a harder game too.

[Dana]

But like, I don't know you.

[Kate]

I don't know you personally, but what

[Eddie]

I know of you, I think you'd

[Kate]

be great on Traders.

[Donnie]

Why was it harder?

[Kate]

Why was the other kid that works for you, though?

[Eddie]

Tommy smokes.

[Kate]

He tries hard.

[Eddie]

But yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, no, he's a good kid.

[Dana]

I love.

[Eddie]

I love Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. Truth is the truth, bro. Sorry.

[Dana]

He tries hard.

[Eddie]

Sound like he was looking at the camera to make him feel better, but he's like n this truth.

[Mark]

Double down.

[Kate]

That's tough. He's that.

[Dana]

That guy's a d. Boston Rob.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He's a hot dad.

[Eddie]

You'd like to Boston Rob if I was a woman. I don't think he is hot.

[Kate]

Really?

[Titus]

I wasn't getting. I'm not saying anything against.

[Kyle]

He's older.

[Titus]

I wasn't getting like, whoa.

[Dana]

But in his heyday, he was a throb. Right?

[Titus]

I have. Can. Can we see not asking.

[Dana]

I think he was a throb.

[Kate]

Young. A young Rob.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. Okay. So he's handsome.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He.

[Eddie]

He got amber.

[Dana]

Did he bang on the island?

[Eddie]

He either banged on the island.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Dana]

Do people bang on interest?

[Kate]

You're allowed to.

[Kyle]

I've heard rumors. I think some are known, some are accusations, but it's very disgusting.

[Eddie]

Disgusting.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

These people haven't cleaned in any manner for weeks probably.

[Eddie]

Hair everywhere stink.

[Kyle]

But you. But on the same. You'd kind of want to. I would need to.

[Dana]

If you're at your most primal, you're probably. You have pretty horny.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I was reading about hikers on like the ACT and the PCT and they like disgusting but they're horny.

[Eddie]

You're gonna have to help us out with what's the ACT and the PCT

[Titus]

like that people doing like the full Appalachian Trail and like a month in. Their nails are this long and they're like scraggly but they got palace is everywhere. But like you meet up at the campsite. People are still into it.

[Eddie]

Well, I tell you what. At the Olympic village probably had to be fun.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's getting that that narrative is getting weird.

[Dana]

It's. It's almost like it's.

[Eddie]

I think they're lying.

[Dana]

They're close to like just openly talking about it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But I think you just get a bunch of world class athletes together and put them in a. In a housing and they just. All right.

[Kate]

Right.

[Titus]

I know the news was like the condom bowl's empty already.

[Dana]

They should not give out condoms. That's like the best of our best.

[Brandon]

Right?

[Titus]

Yeah. Right.

[Kyle]

Every tweet is about like sexualizing these Olympic stars.

[Dana]

No, on mostly we were going to try to figure out like what two sports we'd want to create the perfect. Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Eddie]

I mean I still. The speed skaters are.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Unbelievable machines.

[Titus]

Yeah. One of the Paul's wives is a speed skater.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Dana]

Right.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

She's on the. The Dutch team and she is the Dutch team. That Dutch team was.

[Dana]

It looks AI talented speed skating.

[Eddie]

Very good speed skater.

[Titus]

Good speed skaters.

[Eddie]

Fantastic speed skaters. They skated with speed.

[Titus]

Those curlers though, the quiet ones.

[Brandon]

Are they. Or is it just something that like the, the. The media dorks like to talk about?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah. Look at all the con.

[Brandon]

They're probably having so much sex.

[Kate]

How could you not.

[Kyle]

That's what it is.

[Titus]

Dude.

[Brandon]

If it was me, I would have sex too. That's what it feels like. That's what it is.

[Kyle]

Every update is the.

[Brandon]

Or they're.

[Dana]

The athletes said anything about it.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Really. I mean like maybe they are, but also other people. They're there for like a week to play their sport and win a gold medal.

[Dana]

They're probably the most nervous they've ever been, the most locked in they've ever achieving their life goal. I don't think they're going to try to get.

[Brandon]

There's also.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

There's A world I'm sure some of them do try to get, but I don't know.

[Kate]

Well, don't they?

[Brandon]

You don't really hear from the athletes. You just hear from the media. People be like, oh, my God.

[Kate]

They say, like, really creepy for boxing matches. You're not supposed to come for, like, testosterone.

[Kyle]

They were telling me that in.

[Dana]

Okay, yeah, you can't.

[Kate]

Before this match.

[Dana]

You were using that an excuse. Why?

[Donnie]

You weren't.

[Kyle]

Honestly, I remember the older guys were like, yeah, you can't. The night before a tournament, dude, I weigh seven. Yeah. Wrestling 75.

[Eddie]

What happened to that Norwegian guy that two weeks ago said, hey, I, I, I cheated on my girlfriend?

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

He won another medal, didn't he?

[Eddie]

Did he?

[Brandon]

But I don't. He obviously didn't.

[Eddie]

That thing was, like, the lead story in the news, and then all of a sudden it was just gone.

[Titus]

I know. The girl kind of rejected him.

[Mark]

Yeah. They're not back together.

[Titus]

No.

[Eddie]

I hope they're happy. I hope both of them are happy.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't care. They're normal.

[Donnie]

Are the Olympics over?

[Eddie]

Yeah, they ended.

[Titus]

Yeah. Now is it the Paralympics starting or. No, they're at the same time.

[Eddie]

They start. They're this week or next week, I think.

[Dana]

Oh, he's going to clean up.

[Eddie]

I bet now he's like. He regrets just saying it.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

Three silver, two bronze.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's going to be all right.

[Kate]

No golds, though.

[Dana]

He should be able to cash those in for one gold.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's always, like, different countries do vastly different reward systems for, like, winning a gold medal. Like, some are set for life.

[Brandon]

Uhhuh.

[Dana]

If you go back to Japan as a medalist, aren't you, like, revered as a God?

[Kyle]

I think.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

One of the. I think you get, like, just a stipend every month for the rest of your life.

[Titus]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

That might be Korea.

[Donnie]

That's nice.

[Titus]

What do we do here? Do they get a payout or anything?

[Dana]

I think we just kind of forget about them until they're on, like, a reality show.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, the wrestlers were getting, like, 50, 000, which is, like, okay compared to

[Titus]

all the work you have to do and. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dana]

What happened to Ryan Lochte?

[Titus]

Good question.

[Dana]

He got a dating show, didn't he?

[Titus]

They remember those shoes with the wings he would wear?

[Dana]

No.

[Titus]

Or these, like, crazy shoes.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

He was J, right?

[Eddie]

He trademarked that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Wait, what? That's.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Trademark J.

[Titus]

That's, like, how he answered people.

[Eddie]

That's how I said yes. Really? They tried to make yeah, yeah.

[Donnie]

He's on Big Brother.

[Eddie]

He got he up in Brazil.

[Titus]

Right.

[Eddie]

What did he do?

[Dana]

Oh, yeah. Robbery.

[Titus]

Yeah, he pretended he got robbed or something when he just lost his okay.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

Those are the wing shoes. Yep.

[Eddie]

May I say something? I think for somebody, he's famous. I don't know if he's rich. I assume he does. All right. I don't know if 130 pairs of shoes is. Is. Is out there for a rich, famous guy. I think you got to have like 1200 pair of shoes before it's a story.

[Kate]

I have like 20. I'm almost there.

[Eddie]

You're almost.

[Kate]

If I wanted to and I've just saved my shoes, I would have 100.

[Dana]

I bet you we work with somebody that has 120 pairs of shoes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Dan has 100. No question. Dan has 20 pair of shoes. No. Yeah.

[Dana]

Where you keep all those shoes?

[Eddie]

I don't know. Big. Can't. Got probably a shoe room. Yeah, I'm probably at 35 to 40.

[Dana]

You're more of a sock guy. You're in the sock tax bracket, buddy. Sandlot.

[Eddie]

Sandlot.

[Dana]

What do you want me to say?

[Eddie]

I got some. You just say, I'm wearing sandlot socks. Okay, say it.

[Dana]

You're wearing sandlot socks.

[Eddie]

Sure am. New. Sure am. Yep. Brand new. Fresh out of the pack this morning. Morning.

[Titus]

At least for me, growing up, even in high school, the idea of having more than one pair of sturdy ass shoes. My mom was like, what? Why do you need more than one pair of like, I had one pair of shoes. I think even in college I had like one pair of shoes.

[Eddie]

I buy my kids shoes all the time. I feel. I feel like I buy them.

[Titus]

My kids have multiple shoes.

[Eddie]

I feel like I buy them. But my kids only wear one pair of shoes. They only will wear one pair of shoes. If I buy them. 10 pair of shoes, they will wear one. That is the. That is their shoes. Shoes. If we're going outside to go hiking, that pair of shoes. If we're going to basketball game, that parachute, all of them.

[Titus]

That's all they do.

[Eddie]

Kids are really pissing me off.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Not really.

[Mark]

Whenever I would ask my dad for a pair of shoes, he would always tell me he was walking home from school one day and the sole, the heel of his shoe fell off. He was like, dad, I need new shoes. Like when every time I walk, it's uneven even. Then my grandpa took his other shoe and ripped the sole off. He said, now they're even.

[Dana]

Damn.

[Eddie]

That's how it was.

[Mark]

Back then.

[Kate]

Respect.

[Dana]

But it wasn't like that in Indiana, Mark.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Where I grew up, we had all the shoes you could imagine. Shoes as far as the eye could

[Eddie]

see, growing on trees.

[Brandon]

We had. There's one tornado that came through, and then a guy brought his truck full of shoes.

[Eddie]

Well, not full.

[Dana]

Yeah, I know. He gave you one.

[Brandon]

He passed those shoes out, and that sustained us for years.

[Kate]

What the hell those guys are doing?

[Dana]

He got to hang out with Mike Vrabel. He told us stories about it, so I guess that was cool for us.

[Titus]

Weird balls on that guy.

[Eddie]

We got to do a gauntlet today.

[Donnie]

Yes.

[Dana]

Who do we have in the office?

[Eddie]

Let me go on a recruiting trip. Has. Has Deutsch done it? I don't think Deutsch.

[Dana]

Oh, I bet you he has.

[Eddie]

Has.

[Kyle]

He's definitely has. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He probably. He could just do it again.

[Kate]

Deutsch slept over on Sunday at your house.

[Dana]

Your house.

[Kate]

My place.

[Dana]

Did it a year ago.

[Eddie]

All right. Not a good time ever.

[Dana]

At your place.

[Eddie]

He's doing it again.

[Kate]

We were watching Water Boy and Super Bad, and then I was like, hey, I'm going to go to bed. I was like, you can stay here if you want. He's like, all right, let me. I'll see if I want to. And then he did.

[Eddie]

Let me stop you there. Were you, like, out at the bar and y' all started talking about Waterborne? Super bad. Decided to go watch it or.

[Kate]

No, we were. We were talking about how I had beers in my fridge and we're out of the conversation. Start me, him, and Kate. If we watched Water Boy. And then. Yeah, he slept over. He slept on top of my covers, which I thought was nice.

[Kyle]

How does that hold up?

[Kate]

What do you mean?

[Kyle]

Water Boy.

[Kate]

Really funny.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Kate]

For somebody, like, with a dumb brain like me? Yes. Like, so if you enjoy that type of stupid humor, it's still very funny.

[Kyle]

I remember it being hilarious, but I was, like, nine years old, so.

[Kate]

Eddie, right?

[Donnie]

What?

[Kate]

Water Boy. Water Boy.

[Donnie]

I like Water Boy.

[Dana]

My fear is that it doesn't hold up.

[Kate]

It does.

[Titus]

Are there still movies, like, our era in high school? All those movies was, like, that was 90 of your conversations with your friends. Like, oh, yeah. Napoleon Dynamite. Water Boy. Any Adam said, like, was. Yeah, little quotes. What do they have now? Are they doing that?

[Dana]

Well, there's not really comedy movies anymore. No.

[Kate]

Right. Like, super bad quotes was all it was.

[Mark]

Yes, super bad. Pineapple Express, Six Seven Inches, Step Brothers, Streamers.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

They're quoting streamers.

[Titus]

That was, like, our whole sense of Humor. It's just.

[Donnie]

Are you a big kai. Snot guy?

[Kyle]

Me?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No. No. I think it's fascinating and I guess I respect him. He's like. He seems to have more money than anyone ever.

[Dana]

Yeah. Kate, how old's your oldest?

[Titus]

Four.

[Kate]

So.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Dana]

Okay, so what. What is. What show is that? Still Paw Patrol.

[Titus]

Paw Patrol or Deep in the Paw Patrol? He loves Winnie the Pooh more than anything. So we're still.

[Dana]

I'm trying to keep Winnie the Pooh staying. Power is crazy.

[Titus]

Him and Scooby, that's like all we big Winnie the Pooh heads right now.

[Donnie]

Big commander's guy.

[Titus]

Big commander's guy.

[Donnie]

Give him a card when he was

[Titus]

here, one he likes. He has this full out commander's outfit with, like, yellow pants.

[Dana]

So wait, he. He over Philly? Was there like a debate? Debate of what to raise him as?

[Mark]

Yeah, I let he watch Seagulls win a Super Bowl.

[Titus]

He did. He sat with me and watched it. But he pat says it's good to get in on the ground floor of a team and so you gotta suffer to whatever. I said. I got the Phillies and he can have the commanders. So I prefer going to the baseball game.

[Dana]

So that's fine.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Deutsch.

[Deutsch]

What's up, guys?

[Kate]

Ronnie,

[Dana]

how was us crashing at Dana?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kate]

Dude, doesn't water boy still hold up?

[Deutsch]

Yeah, still one of the best, I'd say.

[Dana]

Were you guys, like, laughing out loud?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, hardly.

[Dana]

But, like, how many times have you seen the movie?

[Deutsch]

Over a hundred.

[Dana]

Oh, is that your most watched movie?

[Eddie]

Definitely, dude.

[Donnie]

Remember how hard we were laughing at. That's my boy in Florida.

[Kate]

Yes. Dude, I'm telling you, they still hold up.

[Deutsch]

I think Kic was getting mad mad because we just quoted pretty much 90 of it.

[Dana]

I like all you guys separately. That is my hell.

[Kate]

What? Watch us three watch a movie.

[Dana]

Probably drunk late at night on crammed on a couch.

[Kate]

Come on. You just said before the show we'd be boys. I know. We are boys.

[Dana]

We are boys.

[Kate]

So why wouldn't you want to hang out with us?

[Dana]

I don't even know if that's hanging out.

[Kate]

It wasn't. It was the definition of hanging out. We had beers and.

[Deutsch]

And wife made banana bread.

[Kate]

She did?

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Deutsch]

It's pretty good.

[Dana]

How are you adjusting, Deutsch?

[Deutsch]

Feel like things are going pretty well.

[Dana]

Yeah. What's going on?

[Deutsch]

Well, I think we're going to get battle beers off the ground on Friday.

[Kate]

Have.

[Titus]

Have we shown that on developing.

[Dana]

Look over there on the blue.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Oh, it's coming along.

[Titus]

So can you. I'm an. I was trying to figure out. You're not throwing, like, a ball over the thing, are you? Or how does this work?

[Deutsch]

No, you're just. You're going to be guessing where you think the ship's going to be.

[Dana]

It's like Battleship.

[Titus]

Oh. So just still. Okay. I didn't know if there was, like. For some reason, my brain was like, they're ball throwing involved or something, because we did play a version of that in college where you line the cups up like battleships and you have to.

[Dana]

That sounds fun.

[Titus]

You can see, though, just trying to.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I have a. I have a thing that's been going on recently where there's a. There's a young lady Yak fan that has DM me through the years, and she would always say, hey, tell my boyfriend, hey. Tell him hey. He's watching right now. And he. It would mean so much if you told my boyfriend, hey. That probably went on for two years. And she's a cute little girl and everything. And she tweeted me two weeks ago, maybe last week, she says, fuck it. Don't tell him hey anymore. We broke up. And so this wonderful little Yak fan, she seems like an awesome person, and she dm's me this morning and says, hey, help me get up the courage to shoot my shot with Deutsch.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Eddie]

So deutsche. Ronald, I got a shot for you.

[Titus]

It's a rebound.

[Eddie]

I got a shot for you.

[Deutsch]

That's what you're talking about Her. Like, she's a little girl.

[Donnie]

She's.

[Eddie]

No, no, I mean. I mean, she's a young lady.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I don't know how I would guess. She's in her 20s.

[Dana]

You have to be the most rebounded on.

[Eddie]

You gotta understand. I'm 46.

[Dana]

You must have the most rebounded penis at a bar. And then it's a girl that got broke up.

[Eddie]

You have to.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. The. The rebound bouncing that's been on your lap.

[Titus]

Dennis Rodman over here.

[Dana]

Here she is, just like, she wants something fun, and then there you are with a entire beer bottle in your mouth.

[Deutsch]

I've grabbed some boards.

[Kate]

Rodman.

[Titus]

Rodman. He's boxed up.

[Kyle]

Oh, that guy's got to kill himself. Your Newport.

[Dana]

It's Deutsch. But you're, like, a big, handsome man.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're like a beast.

[Kyle]

It's like. Yeah. You're like.

[Deutsch]

Yeah. But then the beer part comes into play, and then it becomes, like, funny for everybody else. Except for the.

[Dana]

The ax right in what way?

[Deutsch]

I don't know. Oh, the beer. Guys banging your girlfriend.

[Eddie]

That's funny. Funny.

[Deutsch]

It is funny.

[Dana]

But then he could be like, I dodged a bullet.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, that's true. That's true.

[Eddie]

We did go straight to banging, too. I think she just said shoot her shot. I don't.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kate]

Sorry about that.

[Titus]

You might just want to get to know Deutsch.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You know what's, like, your ideal first date with somebody?

[Deutsch]

I don't know. Go out to dinner.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Deutsch]

Have some beers.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

What if she's sober?

[Deutsch]

That's just not. It wouldn't work.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Different lifestyles.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yin and yang, opposites attract. That could be like the ultimate love story. Really?

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Deutsch]

I feel like she'd get annoyed rather quickly.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Dana, why'd you say.

[Kate]

I mean, I would. I agree with him. If I was in his shoes, I would want a girl that gets cranked,

[Eddie]

You know, Your verbiage is great.

[Kyle]

Good dinner for a first date.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Kate]

Really?

[Kyle]

You're not really enjoying the food when you have to get to know somebody?

[Dana]

I like like a. Like a weird kind of dinner. Like a fondue or a hot pot. So it's like there's something fun happening in front of you.

[Titus]

Smart.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

But I think the better the restaurant, the nicer the atmosphere. And you need that nice atmosphere for a first date. Right.

[Titus]

I think you need. I wouldn't mind, like, a hole in the wall that has, okay. Food where you can, like, people watch and be like, oh, look at, like, where there's, like, distractions and stuff.

[Eddie]

You can play jokes together.

[Titus]

Yeah. Like some funky stuff in there.

[Mark]

Sitting at the bar of a nice restaurant. Got more to work with. It's too one on one. If you had a table on the

[Titus]

first date, then if he sits on your bad side. Side Sitting at the bar. That's all you can think about the whole time.

[Mark]

I don't have a bad side.

[Dana]

Danny doesn't have bad side.

[Mark]

Thank you, Nick.

[Eddie]

So your right side's your bad side.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

When I'm enjoying, like, a really good dish, like it. That's all of my focus.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Kyle]

Like, I'm not gonna put the fork down to hear about, like, if you have a brother, how old is he? Let me swallow this Risott.

[Donnie]

Oh.

[Titus]

Also, I don't know if this is just the ladies, but on first dates, way back in my day, I would be very self conscious on a first date about the way I ate.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So I'd be like, that's everybody. That's everybody. But the way I'd be like super. Every chew that I was doing, I was like, yeah, it was just never a good time.

[Kyle]

That's what I'm saying.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

You shouldn't be hungry, but you should eat a little.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I like to eat as fast as I can and then believe that. And then. And then just stare at them while they're eating.

[Kate]

Yeah, they do feel.

[Titus]

Yeah. A little self conscious. That's all right.

[Eddie]

Do you ready to do the gauntlet?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Let's go. Go read the body armor.

[Dana]

Sure. Yes. Does he have one?

[Eddie]

We have one.

[Kate]

All right.

[Dana]

Deutsch is about to run the Body Armor Gauntlet. This episode is brought to you by Body Armor Flash iv, the official rapid rehydration drop drink of March Madness. Flash IV is packed with electrolytes delivering faster, longer lasting hydration without any artificial dyes, flavors, or sweeteners. So whether you're training, traveling, or just feeling the heat, work hard, hydrate hard with body armor flash IV and grab yours today at your local 711 convenience store. Thank you. To Body Armor. Deutsch is going to take a swig and then do the Gauntlet.

[Kyle]

Yeah,

[Dana]

Deutsch said he doesn't have his glasses, so he's going to need some help with the trivia. Kyle, if he can't see the trivia, what's like a good question to ask

[Mark]

for him to answer?

[Kyle]

Okay, let me think.

[Dana]

Family member, your most commonly attracted too like cousin.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I can't.

[Dana]

Teach. Just let us know when you're ready.

[Eddie]

Ready, Deut?

[Dana]

You ready? Ready. 3, 2, 1, go.

[Eddie]

What? Yeah.

[Dana]

Are his eyes the that bad? He said he couldn't see the screen without his glasses.

[Titus]

Deut?

[Donnie]

Yeah. Trouble.

[Dana]

Oh, it's all right, Ronald.

[Eddie]

These bad bags.

[Titus]

His shots aren't terrible. They're just not.

[Mark]

There it is.

[Titus]

There we go.

[Dana]

Thank you, Brandon.

[Kate]

Thank you, Brandon. Got some speed on that.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Rick.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Good boy. Jesus. Holy.

[Donnie]

Oh, it's back. It's back.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. Up

[Titus]

my eye.

[Dana]

Absolute screamer.

[Eddie]

My God.

[Dana]

I've never seen anything like it.

[Eddie]

Ab.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Donnie]

Dude. Holy.

[Eddie]

No.

[Kate]

Absolute frozen ropes.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

I wasn't paying attention.

[Kate]

I've never seen anyone hit that.

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

He's pissed.

[Eddie]

There it is.

[Donnie]

Deutsch.

[Titus]

He knows that girl's watching.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

This should be his best.

[Donnie]

Ronnie.

[Kate]

Let's go, ronald.

[Dana]

All right, ronnie.

[Donnie]

All right.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Dana]

You need it, Red.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Dana]

One man who killed Lee Harvey Oswald. My fault. That's tough.

[Eddie]

1.

[Dana]

Most popular musical instruments.

[Deutsch]

Drums, piano, guitar, saxophone.

[Kyle]

One item one item you lost in the ball pit at Jokers.

[Deutsch]

Jokers.

[Kate]

Keys, phone.

[Dana]

That's not.

[Kyle]

It rhymes. Hint. It's the show you're on right now.

[Donnie]

Huh?

[Deutsch]

Joker. You know about jokers?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Jesus Christ. All right.

[Deutsch]

Something else, please.

[Eddie]

Eight hometowns of full house or hometown's a full house of the following TV show.

[Deutsch]

Full House Simpsons Simpson to Springfield.

[Eddie]

Okay. Family Guy, Cohog

[Kate]

the bear. What?

[Eddie]

Full house.

[Kate]

Where's the Bear? Take place in Chicago.

[Donnie]

The Wire.

[Dana]

Time 324. Beat your old time A minute.

[Kate]

Oh, boy. Not bad.

[Deutsch]

Still have trouble with cornhole.

[Dana]

Yeah, cornhole. But you.

[Eddie]

You want to go hit some baseball bat.

[Dana]

Yeah. Were you a. Were you a ball player?

[Donnie]

No.

[Deutsch]

I had a really delayed puberty, so I only played baseball.

[Kate]

How.

[Dana]

How delayed is really delayed?

[Deutsch]

I went through puberty when I was like 18, 19.

[Eddie]

But you could play baseball as a kid?

[Deutsch]

No, I just.

[Kate]

I was.

[Dana]

That's like a kid.

[Deutsch]

I was good up until a certain age.

[Eddie]

Oh, and then everybody passed through.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Then I was like five, six.

[Eddie]

And you fell too far behind.

[Deutsch]

And like when you go to play on like a real field, I'd be at third base and I was like one bouncing it to. To first and it just sucked.

[Titus]

Have you done beer league softball?

[Deutsch]

Love beer league softball.

[Titus]

I was gonna say I can see you being a key.

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Key player in that.

[Kate]

I'd love to play. We're gonna make a team this summer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Are you doing a D dock?

[Kate]

I would like to.

[Dana]

You have to.

[Kate]

Yeah. I would love to do that. It's next on the docket.

[Brandon]

What about curling? What about the Juggernauts doing a curling team?

[Kate]

That would get old pretty quick.

[Eddie]

Would it?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

My bad.

[Kate]

I don't know what it is about you, man.

[Eddie]

Me?

[Brandon]

Me? Dana,

[Kate]

you know I didn't mean to be that disrespectful.

[Eddie]

I think it's that chair.

[Brandon]

I think basketball is. Yeah. Guys losing every game 20s.

[Kate]

I wasn't trying to be dis. I'm sorry. I don't.

[Brandon]

It's prime entertainment, that curling.

[Kate]

Oh my God.

[Dana]

All right, on that note, before it gets too heated, you'll spin the wheel table beach.

[Brandon]

Cuz I want to play. The reason I bring it up. I want to.

[Eddie]

We can.

[Kate]

We can.

[Brandon]

I want to join the curly.

[Kate]

Maybe we'll do. We'll do test.

[Dana]

Oh, attach.

[Brandon]

But maybe I'll do my own team.

[Eddie]

That's what you're going to have to.

[Brandon]

For guys who got old quick.

[Titus]

Look at how cool Blutman looks today. And two different colored slides.

[Dana]

The hat are we looking at the right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Second.

[Titus]

Okay. Pardon me.

[Brandon]

Tommy's still going strong, by the way.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Brandon]

Got it on in the cave.

[Dana]

Oh, he looks good.

[Kate]

Nice.

[Titus]

Go, Tommy, go.

[Dana]

That other guy looks like he is dying.

[Brandon]

They said no hand. You can't put your opposite hand on your knee anymore. No leaning on your knee.

[Dana]

So he went to the hip. Oh, these people are trying to get home.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And then Blutman told me that they have a four hour cap. And then it becomes like basically just like a coin toss. Whatever. Whatever Survivor's version of a coin toss is.

[Dana]

Maybe it's like a wooden coin.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

Smart Twitter. Super thick. Sold, whatever those are.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the poor host is.

[Dana]

I mean, what else do you have to talk about?

[Brandon]

Run out of like, I was watching five minutes and he. He had like four or five just like me. What am I talking about now?

[Dana]

He's reading Weather and Cities.

[Titus]

I wouldn't say I'm as, as. As eager as Tommy is, cuz he's been like really trying to for this his whole life. But I feel like once you do get the little taste of it, it's like you have. You have to scratch the itch more.

[Dana]

And it's like I.

[Titus]

You felt so. Like you could accomplish so much even

[Dana]

after just like the day and a

[Titus]

half that we were out there.

[Dana]

So I can't imagine what it's like doing it for a full season and then doing it over and over again.

[Titus]

You do like, I understand the itch, I guess. Yeah.

[Dana]

How many people are.

[Kate]

1300.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Thank you, Dana.

[Kate]

I like when I like you sitting there.

[Eddie]

What's wrong with my seat over there?

[Kate]

I don't know. I like this lane of vision to you. There's mics in front of you over here. I have a clear path.

[Eddie]

Okay. And you were having to look at Danny the whole time. True. Now you got me.

[Kate]

True.

[Dana]

It's weird hearing talking from my right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Dorge, what's next for you?

[Deutsch]

I think what are we doing tomorrow day?

[Kate]

Tomorrow? We? Eddie can answer that better, actually.

[Donnie]

Oh. We're filming a St. Patrick's Day. Let me show you Chicago.

[Dana]

Oh, nice.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Dana]

What are you most excited to experience in the city?

[Deutsch]

I've been coming here like three or four times a year.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Deutsch]

For the last like five years.

[Dana]

Okay, so you haven't done it all.

[Brandon]

Have you done St. Patrick?

[Dana]

15 days here.

[Deutsch]

I've come to Chicago like the last five years for St. Patrick.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Donnie]

All right.

[Titus]

Okay. So you're hitting all the Irish pubs like the key?

[Donnie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Okay. That's cool.

[Kyle]

Have you been on a lot of cruises?

[Deutsch]

I've been on a cruise, yes.

[Kyle]

How many?

[Deutsch]

Just one. I went in April of 2013 with three of my buddies. Norwegian.

[Kyle]

They were Norwegian buddies.

[Deutsch]

The cruise was Norwegian.

[Dana]

How was that?

[Kate]

It was a lot of fun.

[Deutsch]

It's. I think if you live in Miami, it's very cheap. Like people just do like four or five weekends a year. I think it was like two or three hundred dollars for them to just go on the cruise.

[Dana]

Right. Just walk right over to the.

[Brandon]

All you.

[Deutsch]

All you can eat, all you can drink, where I think the flight was the most expensive part to like get down there from Boston.

[Dana]

But the accommodations, like, how are the rooms? Or do you not need too much?

[Eddie]

Much?

[Deutsch]

I don't need much, but yeah. It's like very tiny.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

We had the cheapest, smallest room and it was three of us crammed in there.

[Dana]

Was it three beds?

[Deutsch]

It was like two twins and then

[Dana]

always are two twins.

[Deutsch]

And then it was just like a little mattress thing on the floor.

[Kate]

Like.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Deutsch]

Like a pad.

[Kate]

Okay. But. But

[Brandon]

nice.

[Deutsch]

We had a great time.

[Dana]

Nice. Well, maybe we'll be doing a bar stool one one day.

[Brandon]

You'd be a star on the bar. I love.

[Deutsch]

I'd love that.

[Brandon]

Cruises are so you'd be the focal point.

[Dana]

I think we have our best working on it.

[Eddie]

So they also have like, might not be a boat.

[Deutsch]

The pool for however many thousands of people is just tiny. So I didn't even go in the pool on the ship. Cuz it's just so disgusting.

[Dana]

I don't think I could ever be convinced that a cruise is better than staying in a hotel at like. There's not a single selling point to get me on a cruise.

[Kate]

You're missing out, dude.

[Dana]

Really?

[Brandon]

I'm with you, Nick. Yeah.

[Donnie]

Dana. We're supposed to go.

[Dana]

What's better than a. Like.

[Kate]

Yeah, we got. We got pipped by M. Mincy.

[Dana]

Oh, you. Oh, yeah.

[Donnie]

Yeah. We're supposed to.

[Kate]

I'm sure we could probably just do it before him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I'm not sure he's ever gonna get this thing off the ground.

[Dana]

There's too many cameos to do pretty loudly up there.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

Anything else?

[Eddie]

Spin a wheel, T.J. this is fun.

[Dana]

Yeah, I was really fun.

[Titus]

A lot of laughs.

[Eddie]

Wheel's not looking great. Or is it?

[Dana]

How about now?

[Kate]

What's Pete's socks? I. I saw his socks. But what does it mean?

[Eddie]

We just have to buy Pete socks and wear them.

[Dana]

Oh, Cliff DiMartino found at the train station. Oh, you know, they're good. That's where you got to get your socks.

[Titus]

He hasn't been here in a minute.

[Eddie]

He's been quiet.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Be nice to have him.

[Eddie]

I think he's a world traveler, too. I think he's been around the world.

[Dana]

He was at the pyramids.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's around the world.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Eddie]

That's a bass fishing lures to buy. Okay. Re Spin that wheel. Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. I actually don't mind you being straight across.

[Eddie]

What is this?

[Kate]

Compliment?

[Eddie]

Why do y' all not like the seat?

[Kyle]

I like it. Yeah, we prefer it.

[Eddie]

All right, we'll see you guys tomorrow.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's time to talk shop or do a Yankee.

[Titus]

Bob is the act.

[Eddie]

It's the actual Sam.