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Discover is accepted at 99 of places that take credit cards nationwide, based on the February 2025 Nielsen report. Hello, it's the act. Welcome in telboocoffee.com. go right now. Ready to drink cans, cold brew, ground beans, k cups, everything. Sellbluecoffee.com. hello, everyone. Joey Avery's here. Hello, Joey. Great to be back. Thanks for having me. Yeah. All right, good. Yeah. We don't see you Joey, anymore. Well, no, I know you're. You're. You're enough in it that it's just like. I don't. I didn't even have to announce that you're here. Yeah, you don't really need to chop. Yeah, I feel like I fit comfortably in the seat. And then you just vibe and can talk about, you know, you're our Kimmy Gibler. You can just come right in our door and. Oh, yeah, hang out with the family. Family? You're a San Francisco area. Are you and Brandon cool? What? Why would we not be. Why would we not. Oh, did Brandon not tell you're not going to the Masters? Oh, he knows you ain't going. No, no, no. This was actually. This is our year off. Right. Okay. Because I have a. Oh, I have a wedding to attend. Mexico. But we're picking it up again next. That's how he's. Well, no, that's how he did it. He told me that I was. I was in second place behind his best friend who bailed on him last year. Yes. I. I'm in. I'm in second place behind his best friend who bailed on him last year. Yeah. Is that what he told you? That's what he Told me. Told me. That's what he told you? That's what he told me. Now that is interesting. Anyone else? Second place behind his best friend that bailed on him last year. It might. It might just be you two. Oh, okay. That's crazy. Okay. Yeah, because. But this year, I'm in Mexico for a wedding, so that's okay. You wouldn't. I am soft. Hold next year, we. Well, I mean, I'd like to make it hard. You told me this year that if it came down to it and he no show, just give you a call and you'd make a split decision. I said I would, but, yeah, you know. Are we there? I told you. You're on deck. You're still on deck. Okay, what about me? You were unknowingly on deck. You have never asked. You. You said I was on deck. You're not on deck. You don't want to be on deck. You're not going down. I don't think you'd like the mask. I want to be. I want to be at the plate. You wouldn't enjoy it. You want to be talking about I wouldn't enjoy it. You would. I don't know. What are you talking enjoy? I've been seeing footage of you online that of you just of like, kind of like paparazzi footage. Oh, yeah, I saw you get. Yeah. Party three times. It looked. They made it seem like you were there for about 40 seconds. Wait, what? There was one of, like, a kiddle party that you were getting out of a car. There was like, oh, I didn't see this. I thought you were talking about this morning when I was working out, when I don't even want to talk about you. I've done 17 days in a row. No, not that. Not that. You as, like, a socialite, like, caught by paparazzi, like, actual paparazzi, but. Oh, really? The way it was edited, it looked like you popped in and then just immediately left. You look cool. Oh, I want to see people in the comments are talking about, like, this guy has aura. It also says. It says you, and I think Rosilla is walking right behind you. Oh, yeah. I do have aura. That was. That's a cool way to gone. Oh, yeah. Wait, Send me this. That looks awesome. Damn, that's a good look at this. Good. Three seconds. That looks great. Rowan reposted one of this. I think it might be the same party of Glenny Balls walking out. I was going to say the next clip was Glenny Balls. I looked awesome. There was this. The night Rosilla posted the tits? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. That was right before the tits. That was pre tits. That was the last look at footage. Can we pause on Rosilla? Does he have it on the brain? Let's see. Moments before the disaster, just looking at my chest. That. That's a cool. Who were you waving? No, the paparazzi yelled. They're like, big Cat. And I give him a little. Hey, what's up, man? Good video. Yeah. And I say, hey, he's with me. Oh, yeah. A little. He's with me. I also saw like a fairly attractive girl on Tick Tock. Be like, I was gonna say that next. Yeah. This one. Oh, yes. Hell, no way. Oh, wow. What a gentleman. No way. Wow. Roan reposting. This is so funny. Look at Glenny Glenneth. That's great. Yeah. There was like a attractive girl on Tick. I was like, oh, yeah, I've seen this PMT ten year stuff. And. And Big Cat was hot. Well, then everyone was like, what do you mean? Yeah. I said, I sent that to my wife. Get a little competition going on in the house. That's good. Everyone training camp. They thrive off seeing these videos of like, young Big Cat from barstool in like, like 2013, 2014. What? Why am I attracted to him? Yep. I cannot be the only. That was kind of like. I don't like your tone. Why am I attracted to him? No, I'll take it. That's not AI. Not AI. I feel like at their age. That's a declarative statement. Yeah. It's not a question like Gen Z. Why am I. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She wants the way I want us, you know? Yeah. That's gotta feel pretty good. Yeah. So, yeah, I sent to my wife. I was like, we might have been. We might be drafting your position group. Yeah. Watch out, contractor. Oh, yeah, yeah. Gotta stay sharp. Yes. Gotta bring in someone for a little training camp. Yeah. Wives love that. Iron sharpens iron. That's what I said to her. She didn't find that funny. Have you seen any videos like that about me? I haven't, but I know that they're out there. You have a lot of fan cams out there. Yeah. Let me know they're out there for sure. Yeah. Is Donnie mad at you? I'm gonna find one. I'm gna find one. I just brought a couple to the table. Was that same party you were spotted at? The same party where Kate threw Joey under the bus set? No. No. Oh, okay. We have also made. Honestly, I. That was a fair bus Throw. I mean, I was trying to take a photo for you with Travis Kelsey and then he was like, be cool, bro. I was like, social. I am cool. I had to side with him. You understand? Yeah, I was siding with him. I was like, yeah, I'm an idiot. Who that is. It was literally his party. But, you know, like, I don't know. I've been drinking. So, like, my gut reaction is I had to be like, okay, dude, like, you know, But I was taking a selfie. Yeah, the. No, the party that that was was the one. I think I told this story. But my. I brought my college buddy, lives in the Bay Area. And we left because he was so drunk, he asked Mac Jones what college he went to. Ah. He's like, so where'd you go to school? Alabama, where I won a national championship as a starting point. That is really. We gotta get the out of here, dude. That's kind of cool. You think? Yeah, that's playing. Just trying to like, catch up and make normal conversations. You play ball? Oh, yes. What's your major? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's cool. You ever been to a game? Oh, hell. But yeah, Mac was one of the people that. That I saw at that party that when he walked in, I was like, ooh, kind of hotter than he is. I feel like on tv. Yeah. Like in person. He's a good looking dude. He's a great looking. I think he got caught in 4k though. Jumping off a boat on vacation. Mantis arming. Yeah. Praying mantis army. Oh, that's brutal. They're trying to keep my boy down. Dude, that's my backup quarterback. Dude. Yeah, you got to defend him. Yeah, I do defend him. Should be the starter. Oh, okay. All right. Oh, that's not true. But he's very capable at the helm. We need two. I mean, just think about where Mac Jones got drafted and where Brock Purdy got drafted. Mac Jones is better. Where did he go to college? Alabama. Yeah, I know. I was kidding. I was like, did I get tricked? The Lucas vers. Rico is getting unbelievable. I actually want to. Yeah, we got to have Lucas come down. He's. This is a new foe and he's not backing down. No. Zero fear. His mom got fired and now he has nothing to lose. They is started on Tuesday night because of the. The bombings that went back and forth. Not talking about Iran. Oh, yeah, no, I clarified. My first thought was Rico Bosca. When you said bombing. Yeah. Lucas Lu Rico accused Lucas of leaking his number. Then Lucas accused Rico of leaking his. And then now and then Rico said, I'm gonna get your mom fired. And now we're here, where it's like two days later. Lucas created a parody account. Bosco got banned, probably by. By the writers. I think. It's active again. It's active again. Tweeted an hour ago. Oh, can I see it? And Bosco's. Bosco hates him. And Lucas hates Bosco. So there was a whole debate of who leaked whose number, and then Chef Donnie's number got leaked. And who did he blame? You? No. Oh, Titus, you blame me. Yeah. Then we get Chef Donnie in here. I want to hear why is he mad at you right now? I'm wearing his jersey from high school Game War. His literal Game Warren jersey. This is the. This is the jersey he wore. Wait, it's actually his. It's actually his jersey that he wore on the JV team for four years. And how did you get that? How did you get that? It was on ebay. And then I. I did a lot of. A lot of cross referencing, a lot of calling people in Edina to confirm it was actually his. I. The years add up. And then I was like, once. Once I had what I needed, I was like, this is his. This is literally his jersey. An understandable, like, mistake of the name, right? He's Andrew Enriquez. Right? That's Andrew Gutierrez. And there is no Andrew Gutierrez Gutierrez. That's right. Yeah. And then, like, there was something that tripped me up about. He went to Vermont hockey program after high school. So I called around, asking some people, and they're like, yeah, he did one year at Vermont. He played club hockey before transferring to Wisconsin. Doesn't talk about it a lot, but it happened. It's his jersey. And he's spiraling because he. He knows it's his jersey, and he. He is. He doesn't like to get got, so that means his parents had to have gotten rid of it. I have no idea what happened. I don't know how I got my. Yeah. How. How are you getting rid of that? If it's your. Called his parents. His parents apparently have the jersey, what they say is the jersey from the senior year. Right. But then Donnie let it slip that when he played there, he had a bunch of jerseys. Right. He didn't just have one jersey. I have. I have multiple sources within the school that are like, that's. That's his jersey. Donnie. Where is he? But I find it. He was telling me how he was texting you, accusing you. You of leaking his number. I had nothing to do with that. I didn't know. I didn't know that that was even happening. He was so mad at you. Yeah, he still. He was. He was yelling at me for that today and I was confused. I had no idea what he was talking. So this. This has gone like off of camera anger? I think so. Yeah. I think it has. And I actually do feel bad. His numbers leaked. Yeah. Where was it? Like how. On. Somebody spammed that his number in the chat. In the. In the Doug dog chat or something? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I don't want to do this if you're not there. You're the only guy I trust. What? Saying Brandon's the only guy he trusts on a bunch of wires? All right, so what. Why are you mad at. Why are you mad at Titus? Titus is a big fan of yours. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to look directly at this guy. All right. I don't sit next to him. I'm fine here. I'll look at you. Where do you want to sit? I don't know. Minnesota State hockey tournament. You don't give a shit. I thought. I thought I'd support the boys. He doesn't care. You think that's he's doing that out of gesture? He spent a lot of money for that. Do I have to answer that question? That ingest. Do you know Andrew Gutierrez? Yeah. It's not a real person. I know Eric Gutierrez. Went to college with Eric. No, but what about. What about in high school? Were you the only Andrew on your team? We don't have to go. We don't have to. Yeah, I was. There's no goody eras. Did you spend a year in Vermont? I did. Yeah. That's. Why do you guys. Why were you again? What are we doing? Research. For what? It's your game worn jersey. That's not my jersey. It is. Why? Cuz anyone can write a description like that. Anyone can make that up. Why would. Why would they? Why would. And I. And that's why I. I made calls. But when was it. Hold on. When was it listed? I don't know. I didn't buy it. No, no, no. When was that listed on ebay? I don't know when it was listed. I know for a fact because it's my picture. Venmo. It's my Venmo picture. I have. I'm wearing it. Well, also you just recently we had a conversation about, you know, this. Can we pull up Chef Donnie's Venmo? Don't. Yeah, pull it up yours. Pay me. They could also request. Are you okay? Don't pull it up. Our Venmo's up. You just ignore the request? Yeah, yeah. Request it. Redo it. Are your Venmos open though? Or like for people to send you money? Are they open? Yeah. Buy the jersey back. How does that work? Like, are they open? Yeah, I'm sure. Say yes. They're. Yes, they're open. Okay. There you go. You're going to get paid. Yeah, there's some weird guys out there that'll just pay you. Yeah, I'll sell this. What? I'll sell the jersey back. Guys. I don't know. Weirdo. Weird guys. You get paid by weird guys. I know, but there's. There people are offered. Would you like to buy the jersey back from. I'll sell it to you. That's not mine. I have one. I have the exact same Jersey City in storage. You do? What? You. What number were you? That's obviously the same number. You guys know this. You guys are trying to run circles around. You can't. We're not running circles. We're just getting to the bottom. You're zigzagging. You're doing something. Did you. Circles or zigzags? Doesn't matter. So you're actually mad at him? Yeah. For multiple reasons. What other reasons? Cuz he. My. He put my number out on the Internet. Oh, that. I don't even have numbered. Titus. That's up. I don't even have your number. Why do you think too far? Titus. Every number that texted me said Titus told me to text you. That' sent me pictures of their and bloody legs. They started a group chat. Some dude sent me a picture of his and a Donnie and Dante. And he rubbed it and then he. He piled on and he kept texting me that night as I'm getting bombarded, just. I text you to rub dirt in my wound. Shut up, Titus. You know, I've never sent you a text in my life. Donnie. Mark. Do you have his number? Wait, was it. You have my number. Prove this. I blocked it now. Yeah. Was it something. You know you have my number when I called you. I'll read it out loud. I'll read it out. Okay. Read it out loud. Was it something in my life? Mark, this is your number. Dude, it's not my number. Was it somebody pretending to be him? In fact, you could say the number on air because I know it's not my number. Read the text that said it was Mark. He texted me on Prezi Day. I know it was you. So. Yeah. Careful. You don't Want me to read this number? Do you? I. I did not text. I know for a fact I didn't. Start reading the number. 5, 5, 1. It's not as. Don't do it. No, no, no, no. Nine, nine. Stop, stop. Keep going. It's not that you haven't gotten one. You haven't got one. One of his numbers. What did the text say? Who the fuck is this? I'm calling this number. Were you texting him back? Like it was. Oh, you did a fake. You. Nice. What's five? Five. No, you're. Yeah, nice. I love that. Everything that happens in your life, you're gonna blame me for. Oldest trick in the book. He's going after you. What's 551 area code? Oh. Oh, that looks exactly. Really good. Is the college cook your thing? You did it. Yeah, it's a business. I started business. You started small business. Yeah, I read about that. I read about that in the Adina profile. Yeah, that is Donnie. Yeah. They wrote an article about me in the newspaper. Yeah, I read the magazine. I read the whole thing. Was it well written? Yeah, it was. Yeah. I didn't write quotes from your parents. But I didn't. I wasn't. No, you didn't. That was mean. You said you trusted me. Why are you. I don't know. I just. I only do a show with him. How do you settle this? So I was texting this guy all night. It wasn't even Titus. Wait, why were you texting back? Because I said he. Dumbass. I know it was you. I just don't know who you are. But what a. Well, then he called me Gay Chef. I was like, this is actually mean. I thought. You know, I didn't think Titus would take it outside of the office. And he was texting me nasty. And now it wasn't you. So I still might have been you on a fake app. But what were the texts? What was the nasty. Let me see. Let me. I can't read it. Let me read them. Let me read them. I'll read them. The new. New software update sucks, dude. Agreed. Yeah. God, you can't search anything anymore. It's a nice watch. Thank you. Relax, man. I'm looking for it. I gotta scroll anyway. What's new? Donnie, does it bother you that people in your life are colluding with Titus about the Jersey? Like he's in contact with. Well, no. It's Ebo and it's your own. It's your crew. It's your Mostly crew. So they're all bad guys. I Almost guarantee you nobody. I'm not gonna. Yeah, they. They had. Not with this. I don't believe that for a second. They're not capable of this. I don't believe that for. I don't want to. I don't want to say the names not. I. I just don't want to say them on air. I'll tell you off air if you want feel you could text him. Yeah. Okay. This is what Titus was texting me. But it wasn't Titus. Right. I know that now, but I don't know. I still think it might have been him because he texted me on Prezi Day. Okay. And he responded. Yo, is this actually Donnie? I'm dying. Lmao. That sounds like. Why would he say that was actually done. That one was me. He would know if it's you, right? Yeah. Yeah. Then he just started calling me retarded. Sounds like a fan. Do you want the jersey back? No, because I don't want. I don't want that one. It's been molested now and it's not mine. You can use that word for anything. It's true. And you're 100 certain this is not yours? Yeah. Well, yeah. Yeah, I just. I texted my parents. They said that's in storage. And I have a picture of me wearing that in high school or in college. But are you sure that the one in storage is the one that you. I had that jersey on in college. How would you have gotten it from me? That's a. What I'm saying. I'm saying the jersey that you had in college was not the game worn jersey. Mark. I'm saying this was actually. You're so thick, dude. How do you not understand this? It's not multiple jerseys. It's one jersey. I'm saying the one they gave to you was not this game worn jersey. Yes, that was a ceremonial one. Oh, that's how many jerseys you have. I can't even with this two. A home and own way two jerseys. I have both of them. We're going to have to see both. But Donnie like that. That description's so accurate to you. But that could have been someone. I honestly. That just. Yeah. And saw that Donnie talked about it. Which is why I talked. Also got my name wrong. I talked the trick about it. He last name wrong. The equipment guy, the diner. Is that the guy's talk to Trick? It's not Trick, but Trick is another trick is an old coach. He was our Trick lost his mind. Yeah, but. Oh, so you talked to a guy? I didn't talk to Try the guy who was long been dead. The guy who was selling it said is dead. You don't. Yeah. When did you talk to Trick? I talked to Steven Cheetah. You talked to Steve Cheetah? Now that's the equipment. I didn't wanna. I didn't want to do this on air, Donnie, but I sucked at Steve Cheetah. Wait, Steve Cheeto is your equipment man? Can we call up Ste. Cheetah? No, we're not calling Cheetah. Why? He's a busy guy. He's taping ankles. We got a game tonight. We got a big game tonight. Yeah. Cheetah swing him on game day guy. The ebay seller. I want to get cheat on so bad ankle tape. And he's like, yeah, Donnie's jersey. That's Steve Che. How long has he been around? Steve's been there forever. I don't know long. How'd you get Cheetah? You got Steve Cheetah on? Well, so what happened? I reached out to the guy who was selling it. The ebay. The guy who posted on ebay. I was like, how do you have this jersey? Tell me about like. I want to confirm this is what you said it is. He told me that his uncle was. Was close with Trick. I don't know who Trick is. He was just like my uncle was close with Trick. Trick was. They were doing like a. A a like a yard sale, I guess they were getting rid of all the old and they had this jersey was in the 2015 team. So they got. It was in the bin with the 2015. They got a mix up paperwork and so he's like, they. They were giving rid of jerseys. My uncle grabbed one. I have it and I'm looking to make some money off of it. That's basically the story. So then I called Steve Cheetah to confirm and I was like, yeah, I would have never spelled that right. And I said, Steve, is it like is this something that happened? He's like, yeah, we did that a few years. He's not answering your call. Steve's not doing that. Okay. All right. There's no way his number. Well, how do you know his name then if he. Because he knows he didn't number. I do call him. You don't have Cheetahs. There's no chance you have Cheetah's number? I don't know if I. He's probably taping ankle. You don't have chief. You don't. He's. He works in the cages too. He doesn't have reception where he lives. I bet he has a phone though. Maybe. But still zero percent nice Jersey. Yeah, but we're gonna. It's. It sounds like he's putting together a pretty good case. I mean, you could just looked up, but you. You use the Internet. Where's your. Where's what? Where's your parents storage unit? I'm not telling you that. Well, he's not. I'm not gonna go. But maybe they could go prove they don't. They don't have access to it. What? Right now. Why? That's what I'm saying. They can't get there. It's in a different state. They got across state lines. Did they get storage Ward, they didn't get snow. Yep. I would have seen that. Well, it didn't have to be on Storage Wars. I would have seen that. They just. They just did it. They just put it in storage. It's safe. All right. You at least pay for it? Yeah, but it's right there. I'm looking at it. Guys, how would you. We're gonna do merry go round all day here. What? Maybe I gotta talk to Cheetah. Yeah, he doesn't have his number. I know for a fact you don't cheat his number. Well, I didn't save it, so I don't. Yeah, so it's all these. Yeah. Yeah. Why would he save cheaters? I didn't save it, so she doesn't number. You saved. You saved cheaters. I'm with Donnie on that. You gotta say dead right? It is one. You gotta say. Do you have Cheetah's number? Probably. I don't think I do. I'm not calling him on game day. I didn't save it. It's like seven hours away. God damn it. Now everyone's requesting me money. No one's paying. We gotta get Cheetah. I gotta talk. My inbox is gonna be flooded. Dude, I already have no space in my Gmail. This is. What do you mean? Oh, because you're. You're out of. Sir, I would turn off the Venmo notifications now. Probably. At Bumble, we're all about helping you find someone who vibes with the real you this year. Meet real people on Bumble who actually you for you. 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You got him, dude. Ohio State or his high school? Donnie, I really thought you'd take this better. I thought you. Oh, yeah. I thought. I thought we would come together over this. I think it's nice. Yeah. I thought you'd be like, that's a cool. Like. Brandon, you've worn my jersey on the show or when you did, I was like, that's really cool. Homage. Homage. Yeah. I thought that was awesome. And it's a huge weekend for a Dinah. Hockey. They're going for State tonight with the jv. Is this State champs? It's the JV team. Is the JV playing for State too? JB doesn't go to State. They don't. No one cares about them. Wait, is that a JV jersey or varsity? That's probably what it was. That's probably your JV jersey. Your senior junior varsity jersey or. They're worse. Is this your JV jersey? No. Because they the only. They trust me. They only keep those. They don't. They. So this is your varsity jersey? That's why I'm so clean. It's a varsity hockey jersey. Yes. You guys are just making the same jokes you made on mostly sports. You need your airwaves. You need your airwaves. A lot of us aren't on mostly sports. There's no chance. So the one. The one thing that keeps me from thinking this is Donnie's is that there is a park. Yeah. Warm. You take shots and warm ups. Yeah. Stopped every single one in warm ups. Someone's got to do it. That's true. Would you be upset if that was yours or is there no chance? I mean, there's a chance of anything. So, you know. How can you say with absolute certainty anything happens? Is there nothing that Gives you a warm feeling looking over there and seeing that a Dinah jersey. It feels like. No yellow jackets, dude. Yeah, go Yellow jackets. Yeah. You know, it's the Hornets make. Give Brandon. Like how if Brandon. If somebody was wearing. If Brandon was wearing it, I would. Wouldn't mind. Yeah, no, but like, who. Who would be like a worse person that could wear that? The devil himself. Okay, I try and I try and I try. Donnie, we just can't. Now this fake Titus is texting me again. I gotta reblock you. Didn't he just have his phone out? I know. So clearly it's not you. You did you. But there's an app you can use to switch your number, but I don't know if you know that kind of thing. The point is he just had his phone. I understand it might be him. You can schedule. You've been sending scheduled text. Scheduling out text. Donnie, do you have two presentations? I have presentations that I. That I wasn't meant to present. So they're presentations, but they're not. It wouldn't be. It was made for. Specifically for Mincy and Ethan to present them. We can go through them. Well, they'll be here, right? They're here, yeah. Yeah, they should present them pretty good. What am I doing tomorrow? What day is it? Are you going to be in the mud tomorrow? Why is everyone asking about mud? Why is this like this? Well, you said, how old are you? Yeah, why? What's wrong with that? Make an age list for the mini golf tournament. Legally 20. Well, legally 29, first of all is a crazy answer. And then. Not right now, Tate. I'm covered in mud. Right? What's again that I've had more questions about the goddamn mud than anything else? Well, it's just an interesting phrase to say at 9 o' clock in the morning if you're like, hey, where are you? And you're like, I'm covered in mud. Okay, I was on my morning walk and there's a fun lumberyard. There's. There's pieces of wood that are cut and sometimes I like to climb around in them. I slipped, fell in mud. I would be. Simple explanation. Where was the lumber yard? It's all. It's over on. What do you keep going on western on west towns? Kate, you probably know exactly the area. I do see in the wood. You know, my kids, when I walk them by in the wagon, think it's pretty sick and you have to climb over the lumber. There's work, there's. There's. There's wood. You can climb around Is it a gated lumber yard? So it's like a playground. So you were like playing climb the gate? Yeah. What are you like, Donnie? You were playing. You're playing in a lumber. What's wrong with that? That's a good way to start the day, in my opinion. By yourself? I agree. Yeah. Were you like giggling and. No, I wasn't giggling, but I was having a good time. I did like Chaps's response there. He's spot on. How do you. I think he answers like that because he's Cuban and still has some baseball dreams. True. Yeah. I don't know. I don't see anything wrong with that. Those messages. But apparently, yeah, everyone's out to get you. It's not fair. I already explained the legally 29 thing. You guys already heard. And that was a good explanation. You're. You're physically 17. Spiritual 65. That's what you said. Say it then corrected. Oh, it's fine. You wrote it's. Your bones and blood are 17. Your bones, three ages. You have biological age, you have your legal age and you have your spiritual age. So you're biologically what? We don't have to talk about what my biological age is. Doesn't matter. But you've said 17. What is your biological glitch? I'd have to actually get it tested, but I don't. So I would say around 1870. Spiritual 65. You were 17. What about the whip? All the women you sleep with? I don't think you're anywhere near spiritually a 75 year old. Yes, I am. No, you aren't. What would you. Nothing about you. War tunes. Spiritually. Yeah, he is. You're like a six year old man. No, he loves like. No, that, that, That's a compliment. 75 year olds play in the mud. Yeah, six year old is like you on a playground. You like adventures, you like. So maybe I reversed it. What are you gonna do? Yeah, biologically. That's a compliment, by the way. All of us. Six year old is like, what? The point is, I'm legally 29. That's all that matters is your paper and pen age. So why didn't you say police officer pulled you over? Would you say like, I'm actually 75? No, I don't. I don't around with the law authority. Fair. Donnie just sent me something. Learned that from a young age. This Donnie. That's what you're doing earlier? That's what I was doing in the lumber yard. Burning the Titus jersey. Get him out. All right, Donnie, I have Your back. Not all flags fly forever. Yeah, that's true. Oh, that was a threat. Oh, he's walking out under the Titus banner. He's talking about your gauntlet. Yeah, he's so on edge. Like, we had a meeting today and he was, like, thinking we were trying to get him in a meeting. Yeah, were you? No. Do you think he knows that? His defensive posture is what's making people wait. Donnie, come back. I got an idea. No joke. It's not. He's not. Put that together. I have an idea. I fucking love Donnie so much. What's your schedule for the rest of the day? I have a live stream at 3. Okay, great. I gotta get food for it. I gotta shop, I think. So go shopping right now. And you'd be back like 1:30? You can say that. Okay, I'm trying to pump you up, I think. At 1:30. Yeah. You should play Titus for the jersey. Oh, human curling. Oh, that's fair. It's interesting. But do you accept? Yeah. I mean, but you don't. I've never seen him play, so. I don't know. He's never played. Nobody's ever played. It's human curling. Titus is not played. Titus wasn't here yesterday either. All right, you play tight. He's not putting up anything your way, jersey or chance. Why? Why? Donnie? Yes, Donnie. That's fair. Johnny, the combine trophy. No. Not giving that away. All right, so think of something you can put up. You're playing for a game. Used. All right. No, sit back down. Sit back down. What about. What about. All right. Right, let's do this. You. You play for the jersey. If you lose, you got to give him the jersey. The real. Yeah, that's the same winner. Winner takes both jersey. Winner gets to keep the jersey. So the jersey belongs to no one right now. What's on him? I paid a lot of money for this. He paid for it. Yeah. Winner gets to keep if the jersey because you have the other. You have the other home jersey. Right? So if I lose, I lose. I lose what? The home. I want the white jersey. I'm not giving you the white jersey. All right, so you get. You give him the other green jersey. He just has two of those. So that way it removes all doubt. Yes, it does. Whoever wins has the jersey. Right, Exactly. That's why I did it. Because. Yeah. Surely you can produce the jersey, right? Oh, I mean, I can, but that's a whole lot of paperwork. What about nothing? You always bring up paperwork. So much storage. I don't believe. I don't believe you. The jersey. I know you don't. You don't. But I don't care what you think. Okay, so. So why don't we just do. Because then you're going to be proven right anyway. All right. Human curling. For the jersey. For the jersey. What if. What if you win? How many rounds? If he wins, you just go on. What's for lunch? I don't want to do that. You got to put up. Human curling is just curling with Titus. Wasn't here yesterday. Works. Yeah. There's no advantage. Okay. Human curling, 130. Am I in the chair or am I? No, no. You're pushing. You each have four rocks. Draft the team. We'll get everyone out here. We have the jerseys. Go get your ingredients to make cupcakes, come back, and we'll. We'll play the human curling. That was. That was mean of him. That was mean of him. I'm being a fair arbiter here. That was mean of him. And I'll try those cupcakes. Are you making cupcakes? I'll eat some cupcakes. No, I made cupcakes last week. Oh, with the. It's not out yet. Spoiler. All right. 1:30. Human curling. Be back. You ready? You're gonna win. You can watch the tape from yesterday. How about this? I'm not gonna watch the tape. I. I'm. I'm doing this. He's on the show, so you have an advantage. You could study and figure out. No, I. I'm gonna see. I don't care about studying. Yeah, fine. That's fine. How about he can't watch the game then. I don't want to watch hockey in tonight. All right, that's fair. I'm. I'm watching alone with Bloodman. That's fair. I'm not allowed to watch the game. You're not allowed to watch the game. You do whatever he wants in his own home. Can he? I guess. I can't stop him there. How about I get to go watch the game at his house? He has to leave. I just mean so you, his wife and his baby. I love it. Everyone would understand. Unfortunately, that would. Wait, you're still not losing. That would be great. Unfortunately. That's hilarious. I'll play for that. But you're still not losing anything. Thing. Yeah. I have to sit in this house. Oh, you don't want to do that. Oh, of course. You got a nice house. All right. Deal. Jersey. Wait. The jersey. Deal. All right. No, you can't have that jersey. No, no, You'll Give him that jersey. Yeah, and he'll give you that jersey. We're playing for the same jersey. All right, study up. I don't think he's. Oh, yeah. Oh, I love him so much. He won't be back by 1:30 either. He's got to be. We gotta have. We gotta have human crew. We gotta have cheetah on when he gets back. What's the. So after. After basketball's over, I, you know, my schedule opens up. What's the best use of this? What's the best. Like, what should he and I do? I don't know. He won't do anything with you. That's true. I mean, that's true. I guess when he's. Road trip comes to mind. But I don't know where you could possibly go. What if you. But if, but if I think. Okay, if you say he has to do it. Yeah, No, I think I have an idea. What? So if, when basketball opens up, you have a little more free time, I. I can. I can assign you to be on Donnie's team as, like, a cameraman. Oh, yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. Yeah. We'll help out your second grip. Best boy on his crew. You just. You just do. What's for lunch? I'm here behind the camera. I'm here to help, however. Yeah, right. Whatever it takes. You're the camera. The more pleasant you are, the more he's gonna explode. Yes. Why would he think a text that says. Is this actually Donnie? Oh, man. It's. Oh, man. So good. I was. It's crazy that he thinks we're crazy for thinking it's crazy. He was playing in the mud on a Thursday morning at 9:00'. Clock. Kate, that's crazy. I'm playing in the lumber yard. Not now, Tatum. Covered in mud is so good that he did not possibly have that prepared as a joke. He must have been actually covered in mud from playing in the lumber. Yes, exactly. He's acting like we're crazy. That's how he started his day. He woke up and woke up and started playing. Can he play in the lumber yard? He said it was a fun lumber yard. There's a ton of little industrial yards the whole way down from the office. And I guess he just. I'm just putting it together. The first text he got from me, quote unquote, was when he did his first presentation, which was a long time ago. Yeah. So he's been texting you. He's been texting back and forth with me for a long time now. Haze. No Wonder he thinks. No, wonder he hates my guts. Yeah. Oh, he's practicing. He really hates you. Well, I wonder what this guy's. Him. Him practicing makes me think that that is also. Maybe it's not so random at all that he hates. 551 area code is northeastern New Jersey. Yeah. To which you've probably never. No, Never even. Donnie, no. Donnie, where did you just go? He's gonna do a practice shot. I do think he's. He's just gonna start blaming everything bad that happens in his life on me. And I was behind it. I was behind. Of course, there's no parking. As. Mark. Mark. Mark rented all these cars and parked them all. So how long he's been. No, no. You get to the red line, Donnie. This is gonna be bad. Mark's never done it either. That was your first try. You get to. It's a heavy block. No offense. Well, you're gonna have to draft the team, so you. The strategy is drafting the right types of weights. Better. Better. That's a real good roll. That's a hell of a curl there. He is up, Mark. Tough to get him. Stop. Yeah, it's a lot of inertia. All right. You'll get it. Listen, he's never practiced. He's never thrown. He's never thrown a pot stone. He just spilled a bunch of soda so much. The soda right there. That's the worst. That was a bad push. Stop spilling pop. Daughter, you're so. Pop's leaking. Donnie, keep on picking it up so angrily. You just picked it up to pull Big Cat back. Put it back down. Daughter. Your Pepsi Cola is everywhere. Mindset me. Too much practice. That's too much. That's not fair. Too much practice. Ethan and Mint were able to do it last practice. Get your. Forgot his Pepsi. He forgot his Pepsi. Turns around and gets it. Now, do you get a sweeper or is it just a push? I don't know. Stacks up in. I do want to try. Oh, no sweepers. People are making it look really hard. Gotta push lower, Donnie. There you go. That's the push, Donnie. Oh, die, die, die. Sweet. Holy. That curves. Well, I think one in, one in. Wheel in. Is the wheel in? There's two wheels in. Oh, you're good. All right, good job. 1:30. We're all done here. Yep. Spilled more. Yep. Yep. Why would he pick it up in a sweeping motion? He's doing it. I like how and why he bring it with him. He has big. I like how Big Cat is kind of sherping his emotional state. Yeah. Like, he kind of sees that he's down a little bit and he's like, we got to pick him up, up. You know, that's exactly what he's doing. Excitement. Good description. Yeah. And then once he gets a little high, he's gonna absolutely cut the legs out from under. Yes. Again, he's playing a game of emotional pinball. What's he doing? Reading Marks the Wilder. Oh, he's. Oh, my God. Stress. Probably stressing about the amount of Venmo request. Open up the MacBook. He's gonna look at the main frame. Oh, man. Did you say Mark? I can't believe you guys. He worked in New York. He was just in the office every day. Had no idea. Yeah. Just behind this. You guys had this under your nose for years. Yeah. Had no idea. Yeah, Years. We sat close, close to him. Right. I bought his seat for. I bought his desk for $200. That's right. Yeah. So what, he was just the office chef? He was Chef Donnie's. No, he was a wonton don's cameraman that would go with him to, you know, he lived with China. Lived with him in China for a year. Yeah. That's when they first linked up. In my mind, he was like one of the new go getters who had his shit sew together and was like. I was like. So I'm still impressed with him, but, like, he didn't pop, though. And Donnie will even say this, like, in terms of, like. He didn't pop in terms of, like, making money for the company and, like, his content. Until here. Because we didn't have a kitchen. Yeah. It was always kind of a weird, like, setup. You'd have to do kitchen stuff at home. He's become like. I mean, he. He's a star. He's a big time burner. Yeah. For the company. Because his content is great. Yeah. He's constantly has like three series going at once. Yeah. Yeah. All paid for. Yeah. I could. I'm always so stressed. I can't get enough of him. I love him so much. I love him. So he's doing and saying everything correctly. Yeah. I mean, he truly, truly hates my guts. We didn't know anything beyond surface level until, like, recently. And it's like, what. He's got this hole and the hate started out of nowhere. Nowhere. Yeah. It was actually the wheel. It was the DraftKings wheel where we were all with him and he just said that it was you. I was sitting next to him. So he got, like, mad at me. Yeah. Correct. And then once I Realized he's easily agitated. Yeah. I start prodding a little bit, and then I'm having a great time. Yeah. But I genuinely love the guy. He's so funny. He's had rivalries here. Just not like this, though. This is. Yeah. He fought in rough and rowdy twice. Once. Yeah. Him. But chef versus Chef was like. Yeah, that was a big time. A screaming match. It wasn't. This. This is different. We need Cheetah. I think somebody just sent me his number. I. We gotta get Cheetah. I gotta talk to Cheetah. Yeah. I mean, I obviously. Well, at least. Yeah, I obviously didn't talk to. Yeah. Do you want to test this number and see if it's. It? What is it? Somebody just DM me his number in the area matches up. Oh, so you've never talked to Cheetah? I've never talked to Cheetah. Send it to Josh. Can't be Cheetah. I don't have John. C.J. send it to TJ. TJ. You send it to Josh. Yesterday was so much fun. I had such a blast. The best pro day we've done from. From start to finish. It was. Yeah. I watched back some of it last night, which I rarely do, and it was just like, little moments that you just forget. Like, Mincy just. We did the tape. The. The items to the. To the wall. Mincy just didn't have use of the tape for the first three minutes. Tape off. Brandon told me about the. The lollipop one that Mince destroyed him, but he couldn't blow a bubble. Couldn't blow a bubble. Bubble. Couldn't blow a bubble. Yeah. It was brutal. I think the egg toss was. I thought it was gonna be nothing electric. I mean, they were just. Couldn't do it. Mets also won a BLT smoothie competition without making a smoothie. Yeah. Ethan filled his with plastic. Plastic. We have the clip of how the plastic got in there. Oh, I would think Luke Whatman had it. The camera was on him when he plopped. It's crazy. There was so much plastic. The plop. So much force. It knocked the film into it. I think we didn't see it because the film was clear, but I think the whole film must have just come right off. Yeah. One of the big things going in was Ethan being an unknown. Did he prove to be. Oh, pretty good. Oh, he was. It was way too cool. Fight. And he also had swagger. He had a little talk. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we did the shopping cart game, which was very fun. And he was talking about that it was like all. I think it was also all of our new games hit. Like the water game I keep thinking about. I want to play that game. Yeah. The water was great. Minty pouring the shot was so funny. It was just so much water that. So much. Our referee turned out to be just as stupid as them. Yeah. Clemmer. What basic vegetables. He didn't know what a cucumber was. You get that long green thing over there. Yeah. And they panned out. It was a cucumber. It was the most. It's the most identifiable food in the world. Yeah. It's everywhere. Minty's question breaking me. Yeah. He would ask the worst question imaginable every. Every time. Every. Like, okay, cut the food in half and we have to weigh it. And he's like, do you want it in the bag or out of the bag? Yeah. Oh, that was a good question. That was good. It was the best question. Why is my phone loud? I thought I turned it off. Sorry. Who is the update? Huh? It's the update that all this is spam. But I. Yeah, whatever. Okay. I have a lot going on, so I need my money stuff to be easy. That's why I use Acorns. It saves and invests my money without me thinking about it. Acorns rounds up my everyday purchases and invest the spare change automatically. Coffee investing. Uber investing. Online shopping. I regret also investing. I just swipe Acorns. Does the rest. Sign up now and get a 20 bonus investment. Head to acorns.com barstool or download the Acorns app. Individual customer of Acorns and receive cash compensation of Tier 1 for providing this testimonial compensation provides incentive for a customer to recommend Acorns and all opinions may be biased. Testimonials not representative of the experience of all customers and not guarantees a future performance or success. Investment advisory products and services offered by Acorns Advisors LLC and SE registered investment advisor. Yeah. Incredible. Pro day. Can't wait for Pro Day 4. I think we'll have to run it back. Mincy's own three. In pro days, he's been in everyone. Yeah. Is he gonna just keep. Yeah, he's gonna. It's like the opposite of boxing. Like, he'll keep being in it until he wins. Yeah. I did text Mincy last night. I said at the end of the show, like, I. I say my fair share about Mincy and I like, you know, he's detestable and I don't like him, but he's great in the pro day because he does go full effort. There's no bits. He's just trying as hard as he can and he just fails every time. And it's great. It's great content. There was a moment yesterday where it was. You thought he might win it. I did. I was nervous that I'd have to give him $10,000 World Series of Poker, which would have broken me. Yeah. Legit broken me as, like a man. I think it would have. I would have. And I think it was Nate that said Mincy would have just pocketed that. I was gonna say, I think it would have broken him because I talked to him yesterday afterwards. I was feeling very soft hearted after I watched Missy do that. Yeah, you guys get. You guys do that. It's crazy. I walked up to him afterwards, you guys started rooting. I wasn't rooting for him, but I walked up to him. I was rooting for him. Yeah, it's nuts. I walked up to him afterwards and I was like, listen, man, hey, you gave it all you got. Let me. I'm gonna give some money towards the. The poker thing. I want to give you a thousand dollars to get you started. And he goes, oh, I've already got it covered. Yeah, I've already. I don't know what I was going to do with Dan's money. That's what he said. Get soft with him. I mean, I used to get soft with it, but I don't do that anymore. You gotta. No, I want him to lose a hundred pro days in a row. I didn't actually want him to win. I just said afterwards I. I was gonna help him out because I thought, oh, he. He almost got $10,000 and didn't get it. How do you need it? If I could script it perfectly, I would say, Mincy's first pro Day win is Pro Day 17. That would be perfect. That would be exactly what I want. I was gonna say, how do you identify the perfect competitor for him? What are the key markers you look for? I mean, a guy who puts plastic. Oh, oh, there it is. This is the perfect. That was no yogurt. He just all plastic. That was just plastic. Oh, man. Still got his gloves on. Oh, yeah. I mean, you need someone who's. Doesn't have. Cuz like I think about it and like, are we being too hard on him? But I'm like, no, I. I would have dominated every single one of those competitions. Yeah, like the simple thing of taping things to the wall, like, like Miny was. We gave him all these items to tape the Wall. Mincy's first instinct was to try to tape the 5lb weight to the wall. We had a. We had like a half a pound ball and like a. A picture frame and a baby doll that weighs less than a pound. He's like, let me go with the five pound weight. That kind of decision making you cannot. Every normal human being does not do that. The sneaky beauty of it is he'll do something like that and then he just randomly becomes fluid in Japanese. Right? Yeah. He fluent in Japanese? Oh, you did the. The call thing. Yep. And he was fluent. Yeah. He didn't need notes. He just said what he. We can't deny his skill set. Like, he Japanese. He's the ice cream cone. Ice cream cone. Fluent in that. Sucking. Sucking. The light. The lollipop. Unbelievable. We did watch yesterday's episode. There was probably 20 minutes that we watched grown men lick lollipops. And that was it. That was the content that was happening because we ran it back with dum dums and that was actually pretty long, too. Six minutes. He did lose an apple bobbing, though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. He said it's a lightning queen. The start of cars three. Cars. Yeah, cars three. Wow. Lightning McQueen gets. Gets beat and you're just like, damn. What happened? So I was washed. Yeah. What's mean? See a hair merchant. He might. Whoa. That also made it so much funnier yesterday that he was. We might have to have him shave his head every year. He just looked funnier, I guess, rubbing that paper. He rubbed his mouth with a paper towel and then rubbed his scalp with the same towel. I guess that's pretty bad. Rudy said the follicles are. He'll have to go again. I'll have to go again. I have to go again. What are you gonna do? It's out of our hands. I did get the video of them sleeping. Oh, the punishment. Yeah. Yeah. So that was part of the Punisher. The winner gets $10,000 and also gets to sleep on the loser. Yeah, that's right. Quite the prize. De sent me this. The loser had to be underneath. Yeah. Is the bummer. Are you still rolling? No. Okay. No, that's good. Just have. Have some fun with it. Try a couple different positions. It's your first time doing it. It's not going to be you. It is. Don't say it like that. Just tuck it up. If anything happens. All right. I would go. Go on your belly first. You want to go belly? Yeah, Go on your belly first. Going for the prone bone. Are you allowed to have the Blanket. Oh, I thought he was going to go on his back. I don't know if you're allowed to have the blanket. I'm just doing doggy things. Good choice, Caps. Oh, damn. All right. Whenever you guys are ready. All right. Boner patrol. Your back, Horseman. Oh, okay. Really not that excited. Oh, here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That doesn't look bad. Oh, ways this. Why do you have to cover his hands? Maybe this is actually dope. Could you do six hours? Could you do six hours in this position? This is actually doable. Like, I. I feel a little, like, crucified almost right now. M likes it. What about beak to beak? You want. Let's try beak to beak. That would be nose to nose. So me turn over? Yeah. Questions? There you go. Really not bad. Yeah, I'm doing all right here. How are you doing? Respectful arch by you boys on top. You got to be on top of it. It wasn't. It wasn't for a spoon session. Mint? Mint. Look at those little dainty purple socks. Yeah. Oh, this like, hours later. All right, boys, I'm checking in on you in the morning. Does Deutsch live? Deutsch doesn't live in that building, does he? No. Maybe. How was that? How was that? All right. You put in a full shift. That was great. Yeah. Deutsch killed Deutsch. Being behind the camera, being like. Just try a few positions. Speak to me. Yeah. Oh, good for Ethan. Ethan gave a wonderful speech. After two. He was just like, if you try and then you can win. Yeah. He's never tried. Not applicable to his life. Yeah. You said never count him in. Yeah. Yeah. Never count camps. Yeah. You can't count them in. Just when you counted them, he's out again. Oh, man. Is Lucas here? Yeah, we got it. Because I was in between this feud and it was. I'm worried I was just shriveled up. So somebody leaked the numbers of a lot of us. Yes. A lot of employees. I should say us, because I don't think mine was leaked. And there are a lot of. There's finger pointing going on as to who did it. That's right. But everybody, I guess, rightfully assumes it was someone within these walls. Sure, Rico was getting calls and assumed it was Lucas. Lucas said. Said no and called him stupid. That pissed Rico off. And then Lucas's phone started getting blown up. Didn't we agree, though, there was an app that outs people's numbers and we blamed it on that. I don't know. I don't know. I mean, Lucas docks his Own number on this show. Yeah, his number's been out. I think everybody's number is leaked before season two. Bosco Industries, My first show without big. So this is Lucas's account. It's a knock. It canceled. Can't wait for you guys to see what we have planned. And then Lucas was kicked off Twitter for that. There he is. I'm trying to get Bosco to call him. They hate each other. Like, it's. It's mutual hate. Lucas hates him. So it started. No, no, Danny, he's gonna go and chase you. Did he hate him before the dug Dug or. I don't know. I think it was the dug dog. It started. He did predict. I will say they're gonna fight tonight. I don't know the last time Bosco did an After Dark, but me and him and Tate did the. The basketball one. And Bosco was like the most level headed. Me and Tate were losing our minds, and Bosco didn't have a problem with Lucas at all. So I. This started before the cameras and that. That were rolling. Yes. For Doug. Doug. Yes. We weren't allowed to bring any backpacks or anything because the van was so full. Rico had his and Lucas was like, no backpack. And Rico goes, call the cops. Yeah. He goes where? You call the cops? Just call the cops. We were in the loading dock. Yet to leave and. And lose. Just like, dude, please, you cannot bring this. You call the cops. That's pretty fun. So we just had like five minutes where we just sat there and they had a standoff while we all were waiting. They weren't going. Rico wasn't giving up his backpack. All right, Update on Lucas vs. Rico Beef. There's a growing concern that Rico cannot take a joke, and he's actually asked riders to get my mom fired. Anonymous evidence A and B. Oh, man. Get ready, learn fired. Oh, no, that's not funny. No, the message. Get ready to learn fired. That one's funny. That second one's not. No. Rico has the riders. Lucas has absolutely no one. Right, Right. Lucas has the strength of being impervious to any criticism or harassment he doesn't need, which is formidable foe for Rico. It re. Yeah, I don't know. May I say that if anybody actually is texting or trying to text his mom. Shut the up. Yeah. Yeah, that's. Yep. That needs to be said. Well said, Brandon. Well said. I mean, like, like, don't do. Don't. No, you're right. Don't do. Yeah, that's stupid. We're laughing at all laugh. We laugh but it's. Yeah, yeah. Come at Lucas. Not his mom. But she might suck. She. That. Yeah. You gotta think, right? Although. No. She makes fun of Lucas. She does. So I think she's actually like. She might us. She's cool. Yeah. Lucas might want her fired. Yeah. If she gets fired. She might. She might be a member of the Yak. How are you? How are you doing, Lucas? I'm doing good. How are you guys? Good. So you. You hate him? I. I hate his. I. I like to hate. I don't think I've ever hated anyone more than I hate Rico at this company. Okay. And what are your issues with him? Rico is a crybaby bitch that gets away with everything because like he just gets away with shit and no one checks him on him being a pouty crybaby. And this has been going on for a while. Even he not involving you. Well, like, looking at things from afar, it's like, it's tough to see. But then dealing with him Tuesday night. Yeah. How'd it all start? So Rico is. Rico. Rico just can't take a joke. That's. That's the bane of this all. It's like he can't take a joke. We're all trolling in like that. This is being said by the guy who. Who is very upset about being all time napkin. But. But you guys. But like I. I took it. Like, I. I do that. I lay it up like that's good for the show. If I complain about that and. But you guys know, like, I just. I'll. I'll take it. No, you do get shit on. Yeah. Like, I mean, the. The only time I think I've ever actually complained was the time where I crashed out with the flower. That was the worst of it. Yeah, that was hard. Yeah. But we're trolling in that group. That ruined the vibes. That was a vibe. We actually should probably do it again, see if you have a better reaction. Yeah. That's the worst I've ever been like actually complaining. That's the only time I've ever actually been kick tackling you. Oh, yeah. That one too. But listen, I. All of us have bad moments. That's like. Yeah, yeah. Everyone has moments that they're like. I overreacted. Yeah. I think Rico continuously has bad moments and he would never own up to have. But his bad moments are good moments. But are they? Yeah, when he. When he gets. When he. When he. When the gorilla comes out. But he brought the vibes down that van. Everyone had Bama game. Had a Lot to do with it too. I don't know. I think he just was. He was pissed at the phone, and he think I. He thought I leaked it, and he was pissed at me beforehand. Like, why was he pissed at you beforehand? He was pissed at me beforehand. Trolling in the group chat. I. I sent a fake thumbnail that took him off of it, which objectively is funny. Pat myself on the back for that. But also, I asked him to not bring his backpack in the van because we had. We were gonna have a ton of garbage, and we had a lot of tech equipment in there. I was like, rico, don't bring your backpack in the van. We don't have room. And Nick kept tripping over it the whole time intentionally. Every time I stood up, I tripped. Classic bit. It's a classic bit. Yeah. Bosco's on. Bosco, how are you doing? Good. You hate Lucas? No, I just. It's. What. This is how it goes. You get pinned into a corner, and then you can't really say anything. So at this point, like, yeah, okay, like, you're. You really only fucked with one person coming in. I come in with a good attitude. Like, to Mark's point, the after darks have never been an issue. I text Tate, hey, let's go. White sweatshirts, so there's no napkins. Thinking there's stains or this and that. Bad attitude or bad. Bad idea. And then everybody runs with it. Like, there's. Oh, hey, there's a table in the. In the van. I'm like, oh, let's around. Let's play cards. Oh, we're gonna play cards. Like, it's just every little. If you're gonna keep it loose and then try and, like, dunk back on me, I'm gonna go back into a dark place. But you can't win through all of this. So it is what it is. I'm a bitch. Like, you win. Like, I don't. I don't. I just want to work and do my job, and people don't see. And then it goes to this thing of, like, oh, he's back doing bad things. He's back to. I'm really not trying to do bad things of my own sins, and this is what they do. So I'll never outlive the scars I got. But I try to let people know that every day I move forward, and I think that shows in what I do, so. And you say, oh, he can't take a joke. Nick was fucking with me all day. I laughed at all of it. It, like, I Think you can take a joke? Yeah. Yeah. I disagree with what Lucas said. You live. You got to live in the world. So here we go. The com. Live in the world sucks. Rico's. The Rico's back down a dark path. So. So you guys win. You win, Lucas. You win. Rico, you can't do this whole. You can't do this whole rigamarole every time we're like, oh, I'm going to a dark pace. I can't. I. I can't live with my sins, Rico. That has nothing to do with me. I just want you to go, man. I just want you to go away. You win. You win. Win. It's over. It's over. You win. Please, please stop. Just stop. Are you gonna tell the writers to stop trying to get my mom's information? Because I got. I got Rogue Rider right here telling that they were told to stand down. They were told to stand down. You got a leak in your chat. Got it. Got it. So Dan can take the phone and see everything I've ever done. Wait. He stepped into the corner. Wait. Time out. Take a seat. Take a t. Take a tea. How do you answer that question? It's over. It's over. Take a t. Take a t. Wait, Lucas, you just said that he told the riders to stand down. Yeah. Which means they were told to do. No, no, no, no. That was when he said it in the van, dude. When he said, you're. He's gonna get your mom fired. That was the. That was the subtle threat. He then told everyone to stand down. So Rico did it. Right. Still, I mean, it's crazy. They're doing that anyway. I find it. That's fine. I might have missed. I might have misinterpreted that. But also, this is ridiculous to. For him to just, like, spiral like this. You can't have a conversation with him. We can't do anything here if he's just gonna yell like, you won. You won. But it's not about winning. Does everyone else not see what he's doing? Like, you're just either admit you did it or, like, keep denying that you didn't, which I did, and no one believes me. I don't think he leaked your number. Okay, no, it's not about that. It's not about that, Rico. It's not about. I know you didn't leak my nut there. Someone else put my number in the chat. I got screenshots after it. Did it come from you? Who knows? I'm not gonna say if it did. I have no proof on that. I'm not mad about the number thing. I'm mad that you pout and cry and you get away with it all the time. All right, hey, hey. I think this is something. You're a supervisor. All right, Dan? If that's the case, then that's it, Dan, then I don't get to do anything anymore. If that's the case. Are you going to weigh in here? I did. I did. I think you guys need to just settle it in person next week. It's not going to get settled today. It's not. You have a talk. We'll have a sit down. I'll broker a peace talk. It seems like there's a temporary truce right now. Yeah, let's do a temporary truce. Let's cease fire. Lucas, do you agree to a ceasefire until boss goes back? Are you going to change your profile back? Luke, I don't know if I have access to Twitter has been limiting me on what I can and can't do. All right, so we're going to go cease fire for now until we can actually sit down and have a peace talk. Okay, I will. I will stop. I will stop my anti Rico tweets until further notice. Yes. But if my mom gets fired, am I allowed to start going through with it? That one will have to. Let's cross that. Let's not do ifs. Okay. That's fair. All right. Yeah. I like where we are. Yeah. RICO has not. RICO hasn't been attacking. Yeah. Ceasefire. That's what I said. Please let me go. It's cease fire. We're cease fire. We're. Yeah, we're in a good spot. We're cease firing. Rico. I. I've just called a ceasefire. All right, See you. All right. Cease fire. Yeah. That's a treaty. Yeah. The first part of that rant was, like, kind of beautiful. Like, I feel like if someone could put, like, Midwest emo underneath. Yeah. Do, like, a remix. There was some. Some real, like, emotion in. Yep. Lucas, you better follow the season. I. I will stop. I also profile picture back. I don't know if I'm going to be able to, like, even tweet anymore. I think I might have lost my personal account doing this, but I think it was worth it. Okay, everybody watch Bosco Industries. Bosco new episode. Dog training. Ceasefire until next week. We'll have a sit down. Don't say that. So I was impressed by how mature that was. We'll have a peace talks. I didn't mean to say sit down. A mafia with Jeff Nadu. Oh, no, Brandon, it's a good show. Look at the numbers. Yeah, good stuff, Brandon. No, you don't want anything. You pushed the mic away during that. Yeah, I mean, I was just watching like everybody else was. I have a level of concern. He'll be fine. It's March Madness. He's got a lot of. This is his biggest month of the year. Yeah. So you see he's got a lot on his plate. Is he doing the bus thing again? I don't think Tate mentioned something to me about. So maybe, maybe not like with Dave, but I think it might be St. John's goes to the final four. Yeah. He has to take a bus. I think that's what it is. But Boston, we'll get the ceasefire. We'll make the ceasefire into a real piece. I'm confident in that. So you, you think having them talk on Zoom is too, too dangerous? Putting them in person together is going to fix it? No, I think that if I, if they can both honor the ceasefire in the next six days, I think the peace talks will go well. Because if he came in here and they didn't have a ceasefire, he would have been real hot. And Lucas kept on needle. I mean, Lucas is. I don't think Rico's attacked since after dark. Lucas is a very good troll. He is. Yeah. He's exceptionally good at it. You know. He is. He is good. He's. He's damn good. I like what I'm out of the kid. He's a good prospect. He's a good, good ass troll. Y. He's for. And he's only what, 24? I mean, that is show to show that acumen at that age. He could get his black belt. Yeah, I think so. I think what Rico's bothered by the most, Brandon, you can almost relate. Every content person comes and takes a jab at you. People on the social side go in and go at Rico. They feel it's almost like a natural social side go at me too. But you just let it go. I mean, yeah, but it's. You get pissed and go complain to Dan in the morning, but that's it. This is Sophie's choice, though, because also Bosco's, when he, when he, when he gets pissed, it's. It's great, but, you know, I'm too pissed. I think that's the worst version of him. That was too pissed. You know, that was too pissed. That's why we cease fire. I like. I knew. I. I like fun. I like fun jokes. Two minutes into it, I was like, all right, that's Too much. We got a ceasefire. Fun. Joking Rico is exceptional. I don'. Like that version of it. Yeah, that was. It's hard to watch. Lucas was trolling right now, and when he tries to do the fun thing, I, I, I think, I think joking Rico's elite text him. Deep breath. Ceasefire. Look at this man. He felt nothing. His heart. That's, that's why. That's what makes Rico mad when. Hey, look at. He's like. Rico's never faced this. Yeah. Lucas's affect is just incredible where he's just like, we have to give him some flowers. So I'm Mapp. Yeah. If you were mad at him and then just watching him right now, I'd be getting so much more mad with every second. That was a grown man beat. Red tears welling. Saying, please stop. Please leave me alone. You win. And Lucas. Lucas feels nothing. He doesn't feel, like, excited. Nope. He was pleading and Lucas was like, this is what. This is your problem. Yeah. You're doing it right now. Yeah. Good God. I wouldn't want to go against that. Infuriating. No, he's. Yeah. This is why he's good at his job. Calmer than you are. That's the worst thing you can be in a fight. Like, if you say that to someone, they're gonna freak the. And that's what makes After Dark great. Because he'll just, he'll be. We'll be freaking out and he'll just be like, those are the rules on the, like, loud. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't care. No. It's great quality have around here. Except for that one time he freaked out with the antiquing. What a. That was weird. That was. That was weird. We'd only antiqued him eight times. Seven times. Yeah. Years. It was. It was really uncomfortable. Really uncomfortable. I feel good about the ceasefire. I really do. Was he the one who had to pee his pants when I was here? That could have been any of us. Yeah. Okay. That was. I think you were Doug. Oh, yeah, it was. You're right. It was Doug. Which is pretty awesome. That Doug just was like, yeah, I guess I'll do that. It was good, remember, because I had my friend Doug called in and offered to. That's right. Oh, yeah. But he was at a funeral for his friend's dad. We didn't let him shout out to first. Stepping up there almost. Joey, when does your show come out? My. Oh, wait. Bad monkey. Yeah. So. Too great. That'll probably come out. I'm not sure exactly. I would imagine September. August. But this Sunday, my first special comes out. Oh, yes. And so, yeah, that's why I'm here, to promote. So Sunday at 8pm Eastern on my YouTube, which is just Joey Avery, my first hour special, Live in San Francisco, comes out, and then it'll be up. So I'm pumped. And it's called Comedy's Back. It's a full hour of crowd work. Yeah, yeah. Comedy's Back. Full crowd work. And the teaser is. You think I'm not allowed to say that? I'll say the word. No, it's called Live in San Francisco, but, yeah, better name. Yeah. Yeah. Did you do it in Santa Clara? I did it in Levi's for 120 people. That would have been awesome. Awesome. But no, it's at the Punchline in San Francisco. Hell, yes. Yeah. Yeah. I'm pumped. So everyone watch, please, Sunday. Sunday. Yeah, Sunday, 8pm Eastern. It'll be like a live premiere. So hop in the chat, say what's up? And then it'll. It'll be up, you know, forever after that. But. And then when's Bad Monkey coming out? I. I don't know for sure, but I would imagine it'll be like, August, September. Are you completely done? I am done. Yeah. We did our final. Final shooting in Key west, which was cool. Awesome. Because it's where the show takes place. Yeah. So wrapped a couple weeks ago. And then. You miss Vince. I kind of do, dude. Yeah. I would, too. Yeah. He's. He's a fun guy. He's a. He's. There's a fun thing on set. Vince. He really loves slices of apple with peanut butter. And it became. Great snack. It's a great snack. And it, like, swept through the entire cast because he would get them delivered to him every day, and then other people started getting them delivered. Delivered to them. And then it got to the point where we'd just be like, a round of apples and everyone would be sitting there eating apples. I hadn't had that snack since. I think I was a child. Yeah. Yeah. That's a great snack. Yep. Peanut butter is probably maybe the best accessory. Great with the banana, too. The most versatile. It's very good. Nutritious. Your phone, Brandon. I don't know what's going on over there. I've hit the button to silence it. Hold for silent. Okay. Is Max here? Dan? Yeah. Okay. Why? Just good to know for you. Want him curling? Curling? Oh, yeah. He said he learned how to steer the chair. Oh, Max learned. Yeah, I guess. Okay. Yeah, I heard him talk. Oh, I'm thinking About curling. Yeah. We had white boy Rick as the. The last stone yesterday that was aimed at knocking everybody out. Clear. Okay. And he did a good job. He did a good job. He was. He was. He was thrown off by about three maybe a foot. If he had been a foot left, it would have been a full board. Clear. Tj can you text Wyatt and tell him to just you know get a. Get a good group of stones ready. I kind of wish we had like 15 little king costumes. Cuz I would like every stone to be dressed like a little. But like Clemmer was perfect. Watching him spin. Serious face spin forever. I had so much fun. This was fun week. Good week week. And next week. Boy. What's next week? I mean we have the yug off on Thursday. I've told you guys. But game one going on. The scheduling for that has gone out. It's got out of hand. Stefan has side harder size than I've ever heard Stefan sigh. It's tj. I can't even imagine what that sounds like. Stefan said we have never attempted a broadcast with this many moving parts. And that was his response to a like a PDF. It's for one beer. Yeah. No, and it's two games. So it's Thursday will be game one. Friday will be game two. And yeah, I. For people, what they should expect is it's going to be I don't know like a 45 to 50 minute like pregame for one beer. Yeah. So once if we're getting Jewel to sing the national anthem, we. We. We have some anthem sing. Okay. Some real ones. What? Yeah, we got. Oh, did the one eye. We might have some first pitch. Celebrity first pitches. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in. Oh, he is. Okay. So yeah, it's gonna be. It's gonna be a great one. Thursday and Friday. Thursday and Friday. Game one. Game two. Can't wait. Do you want them for both days or just one? I think just one's fun. Bring them back for. I hope Dana's up for it. He's ready for it. He's got to be nervous. And Barstool Greg will be here. Yeah. Marshall Craig is going to be. He. I think he's Dana's partner for. For game one. Which is bad for Dana. Yeah. Greg is just a terrible beard. Chugger. Correct. Terrible. He might be practicing. Terrible. Dana's not good either. True. No at all. We have no idea how good of chuggers they are though. It's not easy. You remember the first time we met Big cat? What Olympics. Oh yeah. Puked While playing. Playing me in bhakti. Oh, yeah, that. Well, that was after a lot of beers. After a lot of beer. That was after the. That was like, event four or five. I knew I was gonna be. I always puke and I just went so hard at the chug. I drank. The chug is the hardest part. Yeah, the boot. I drink, like seven seconds and the rest of the day. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Back to yard. Well, he assaulted me. Well, I would. No, he would never. Yeah, I gotta stand with my partner on this one. Yeah. Yeah, that was, that was a good time. Yeah, I, I, I love puking. I think it's the best. Well, it's a full reset. It's the best. The puke that we had on Tuesday night, I felt so good. I, like, look forward to it. Dude. I went out to a, A club this weekend in Brooklyn with my wife. And, like, we were pregaming with our friends, and, you know, she pulled a little, you know, had to, had to pull the trigger when we got there, and the bouncer was like, I don't know. And I was like, dude, you have no idea. She puked. She's good to go right now. She. She's back. And she was. And they let us in. She was fine. Fine. She was better post puke. Yeah. They seem to have a problem when you do it in the bar. Just get full sometimes. She did it outside. She's a classy. In front of my door. Yeah, I don't, I don't remember the last time I puked and then, like, just stopped. It's like, just to get more room. Yeah, yeah. The only. The morning puke, which I haven't had in years and years and years, but, like, when I used to, like, actually party, I would puke in the morning. That sucks. That's tough because that's just bile and it ruins your whole day and that. Yeah, that's brutal fun when you're up and. Yeah, that and you're like, oh, more room. Made some space. Yeah, just moving some. Moving some luggage. Like basically a overhead compartment on a plane. It's like, let me move the backpack around. Yeah, now I got more space. Now we can get another one in here. It's responsible if anything. Yeah. What's up, Brandon? Not much. I have an update from home. Oh, sold. No, no, no. Although, yeah, things are going good. But Cheryl and Daryl. No, those are your pets. Parakeets I got from the film thing. Oh, no, Cheryl died the other day. No, but good update. Thanks for telling us. Yeah, Cheryl Cheryl. I actually disagree. We've lost Cheryl. I never would have asked about those birds again in my life. Yeah, what do you want? I completely agree with you now. Yeah, it totally would have been fine if we just. Yeah, that's something you don't. Darryl's fine. Daryl's fine. Now, we did wake up yesterday after burying Cheryl, and we went and got him a new partner. We got Mrs. Daisy Bean. Bean. So now it's Daryl and Mrs. Daisy Bean. Bean. So we had to update the birds, but Daryl's still going. How did Cheryl die? It's crazy. Weird way to phrase it. I just walked in and Cheryl was no longer with us. How did people react? Poorly. The kids, it was a lot of tears. Do they love Cheryl? Daryl. They love Cheryl and Daryl. Yeah. Two years. Okay. Yeah. I haven't talked. Young. Young, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, really young. I don't think you should say that anymore. I've never had a dog last two years. Yeah, you're right. But birds live a lot longer than dogs. He's not joking. Yeah, you got to be careful with how the. The. I remember when we went through, like, seven. Oh, okay. So you might. Okay. It's a. Is it a top one? Is it. Which one is the top one? Sure it's not the middle one? Not. It's not. It's not a monk. Parakeet. He doesn't. No, it's not chanting. All right. You might have. They might have been five years old. That's it. Yeah. I don't know how old they were. That. That's my. That's my bird. Was. Oh, that's it. Is that it? God, poor Cheryl. Who knows Cheryl. Well, how was the funeral? We did have one who spoke for a bird. Yeah. So are you in a vicious cycle now of always having to get another bird for the other one dies movie? Yeah. Has a place to be. Do you think it was Daryl? Yeah, Daryl's moved on. Daryl. I was gonna say. Do you think it was a little quick for Daryl? Yeah. I was worried he was going to be depressed, so I. I went ahead and got him a partner. Quickly now, how did react. Daryl's a boy. I think Daryl's a boy. We're guessing. Daryl's a boy. Oh, so nice. Just by the name. Just by the name you gave it. He's blue. Oh. Oh, yeah. No, that's a boy. That's a boy. I had a blue one and a yellow one. Obviously, the boy. And the yellow one a girl. Yeah. And we got a more yellow one this time. Oh, that's like a woman. Yeah. He upgraded. Yeah. I think he's doing pretty good. Damn. He winked at me the other day. It's probably the eye cancer that killed Cheryl. Do they. Do they. They've never created anything. We don't know if they're boy and girl. Yeah. I don't know, Joey. We're all thinking about. I'm glad you said it. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, they're in a cage all day. I don't know. I would imagine they would at least explore it, but they've never been proof that they fucked. Oh, man. Yep. I think they give it a whirl. Yeah. Well, if you're in a cage all day with somebody. Yeah. You know, man or woman's probably out the window. See why I reacted the way I reacted, KB because, like, now there's a little bit of a heaviness, a little density, and I didn't need that. None of us needed that. That. Yeah. The funeral. Like, I met Cheryl once. Yeah. I wouldn't go to her wake. But you weren't invited to her awake. It was a small family. But if you had invited me, I would have said no. I met her once, hiking style. On the pond. No, I dug a hole. Okay. You did? How deep? Not very. She's still alive. She's not. She's not knocking on the casket. No, she's not. She's. She was undertaker. She was there. Yeah. Did you say words? It sticks. A little bird. Yeah, a little bird. I. I let the kids. Yeah. Say, is there any update on our Cheetah hunt? Cheetah hunt? Cheetah. Steven ankles. Steve. Cheetah. Steve. Cheetah. Oh, Jesus Christ. Steve. Steve. Cheetah. What else could. I mean. Yeah, Cheetah with a T. I know him as Cheetah, but, yeah, we're. We're. I think Josh is trying. But if. Josh has contacted his whole family. But if it's. If Mark's already said he never talked to him. What are we trying to get him? I want to talk to Cheetah and just be like. Learn about. Yeah, tell us everything you know about Donnie. Yeah. Right before a big game. Pump him up. Get him ready. Cheetah. Wow, that was fast today. Yeah, that's how it works. Can't forget a guy like Cheetah. No, that was moved on quicker than. My fault. My fault. Daryl. Daryl. No, Cheryl. Daryl moved. Daryl's. Oh, well, Cheryl did move on. Yeah. She moved on to the upper room, but yeah. Yeah. Heaven for birds. Easy to get up There. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it is, Kyle. You're right. That's. That's what you should have said. Heaven's easy to get to for a bird. Wow. I might text your wife, maybe say. Maybe say, heaven's easy to get to. They just got to get through those power lines across from the kfc. That's it. Yeah. Don't fly into the glass window of the kfc. That's right outside your door. I think a bird's ever died from flying too high. Oh, yes. Good question. Yes. Yeah. Froze to death. Yeah. It is that. That, like, David Attenborough penguin that just, like, walked off into the wilderness ready to die. Do birds ever be like. Like, here I go, and just go, yeah, like, go fly straight up. Yeah, that's what I'd do. What does happen? I feel like they would freak out a little and. And realize they're too high up and then have the chance to dip back down. I think the most likely scenario is they're. They've. They've landed somewhere in a tree or somewhere and then they just die and they fall out of the tree. But has there ever been a bird that's like, I'm going to go for it. I'm going to fly until I die accidentally up in space. Yeah. Tj, you're getting spoiled by our own team. Yeah, I don't know. I. I tweet out the videos from, like a. A dummy account so that I could show them on air. And Viva, like, I guess has my noties on or something. They tweeted this out, like, before we watch it on air. That's weird. Like a dummy account. This tweet had like, four views and. Yeah, that's kind of weird. It's fine, but it's weird. Also, Dave just tweeted out the rico. Oh, no. Arguably. Well, he probably took a good. What did he. Dave liked it. Unhinged Ross is in my laugh Kryptonite. Yeah, I like the cut. Yeah. Gaz is a Lucas. He's an older Lucas. Just unflappable. Unbelievable. All right, should we get ready? Let's come curl. Oh, I'm ready. I'm ready. Is he still grocery shopping or is he. 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It's not going to be 130. I if he's back by 150, I'd be shocked. Yeah. Titus, you got to win this. You don't want to give up that jersey, do you? I don't. Yeah, I have to win this, but I don't know what that means. Like, how do I. I. How do I lock in for this? You'll find it. I'll find it. Okay. Do you think if he were to win that jersey, he would immediately admit that is his infectious jersey? Yes. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe we want Chef Donnie to win it so you can get the last lap. Oh, I should have bought another one. A dummy. A fake one. Although him having to. Him losing and having to produce the real jersey would be great. He was like, they'd have to cross state line paperwork. I still don't think he's agreed to that. I think we think he agreed to that, but he. His punishment is to hang out with Mark's family. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to put your baby to bed. Live in my house. Would you let t put your baby to bed? I'd have to. I have no choice. It'd be too funny. Unfortunately, too, like. Unfortunately for my baby book. Her life might be ruined, but it would just be too funny to pass up. Oh, my God. Tosses the red light glasses on her. I would love to. Yeah. Places are on the mat. I would love to see how frustrated a baby would make him that he's gotta just deal with maybe for, like, one hour. Oh, he'd shake the baby. And he would shake the baby. Yours too. He'd be mad. Yeah, yeah, of course. You don't sleep when I need you to sleep. Sleep. All right. Seven to eight minutes. Perfect. So he's not that late. Rat. Good for him. Yeah, the rat. Just got to get a few quick jumps in the lumber yard, and I'll be right over. Yeah, I mean, your baby would be on a, like, rotisserie grill. Like, no, it's the pimps. Whatever the they are. He's getting all the. I had a. A pretty unique experience this week. I. I got to go party in the Hasidic community in Williams. What? And because Purim is a. Is a big party, and my friend someone and brought us in, and we were the only goy boys out there, and they get after it. What was it like? Were they dancing? Yes, they were dancing. They have, like, these buses that are driving around bumping. EDM is universal. People were going crazy. They're giving out money to one another. We got brought into a house and they. And it's charity. We got brought into a house, and it's like all the boys drinking wine and holding hands were dancing in a circle. And he chewed chicks. The chicks party separately. Okay. They've got their own thing kind of like that. We saw them. We kind of saw them standing around. They were. They were looking at us. They didn't know what we were doing, but really welcomed in. We. Everyone was looking at us like, what's going on? But when they figured out we weren't, like, there to, like, make content, we were just, you know, hanging out and we had a kind of a guide with us. Okay. They. They accepted us, and it was very, very fun. Fun. Yeah. What did you wear? So I was. I literally was sitting on my couch at, like, 9:40 in my sweatpants. My friend calls me and is like, we're leaving in 10 minutes. I didn't even know this was happening. So I just put on normal, like, something like this. But I was like, I feel like I need a hat. I went hat. So I threw on a beanie because I was like, I don't want to be disrespectful. Be showing top. Did you wear it, like, kind of tilted back? No, no, but they were. They were all very nice, and they were having a good time and celebrate. Okay. Yeah. 4,000 years ago, I learned a little bit about. Yeah, yeah. Were people getting hammered? People were getting. People were getting crunk. They're kind of like. Like, of all the holidays on the calendar, a lot of them are, you know, more serious. But that one is like, you are supposed to party. What was the dancing? What style of dance? There was. There was a lot of kind of grabbing on the fellas and like, dude, it was. Dude, I'M telling you, it was, it just great. It was. And there was, we, you know, we, we would hold hands and kind of go in a circle, do some of that. But people were getting the legs going. Yeah, yeah, it was human body craves contact. Yeah, the, the dudes were vibing. Did you have any convos? I had a lot of convos about like what you talk about. Well, we talked about every misconceptions like the, the differences of, of lifestyle. Like I'm talking to these guys and I was kind some, you know, like older mature gentlemen and come to find out they're like 24, they just have three kids, you know, cuz they were, you know, arranged with a, with a wife who they met for like 20 minutes. Then you get engaged, you don't talk a year later you get married and then you just start having kids. And I was like yeah, 35 and thinking about it, you know, they're like what is that? I'm like ah, gotta tell jokes but hate your arranged marriage. I kind of asked about that. And what'd they say? The dude I talked to was basically like. He was like well you know, in any marriage you gotta be ready to commit and there's things that you'll love about someone but sometimes those will ebb and flow and it's really about committing to it for the long haul regardless. And I was like my wife would not be happy if that was my response. This is 24, he's talking to me like a 75 year. See? Do they get options? Are they like presented a lineup? Don't. I think the. I don't. I'm. This is out of my ass. But I got the feeling the parents decide. Ah yeah. Be fun. If it's like a, like what's behind door one? Yeah. What's in the box? A game show. Yeah. Who's in the box for your wife? Who's your hidic wife? Who's yours? We're joking but that's definitely 100%. He was having a Schmitz. But. But yeah, they were, they were very nice. Was there. What were the snacks? Was there like lunchables or just boozing? They were, they had, we came pretty late so they had had some sort of, some sort of feast and then they were drinking. But we were told that on this holiday like if we grabbed a bottle of wine to pour for ourselves, they could no longer have that bottle because it had been touched by us. And we're not, you know, part of the crew. So we kind of. I just, I didn't consume anything. I just tried to be cool, you know. You didn't have any wine? I didn't have any wine, no. I was like, I'm just going to, I'm going to hang back. I didn't want to. You know, sometimes you're at a party and you're like, I'm not the point guard. I don't need the ball right now. I'll be on the bench. You should have tried to been the star of the show. Just grabbed every bottle mine now that's all you have to do. All the wines for me, just walking around, around tapping them all. Then you start tapping the wives. Yeah, dude. It could have been problems quick because we were the only ones not, you know, in the full. But it was funny because they all dress up. So like some of them were dressing up and having fun and like for them dressing up was like a guy wearing a normal hat. Like there, there was a dude instead of wearing like the big hat, he was just wearing a baseball cap and he was like, this is my co costume. Fun sick dude. Cuz Perm's the one where the kids. It's like Halloween for them, right? The kids all dress up. The kids are dressing up and some of the kids were wearing the traditional, you know, outfit and they're, they would just add a beard. So they were literally dressed up as like them, like mildly in the future. It was just like tiny ver. It was, it was crazy. But yeah, they were all. They were very welcoming and having a good time. It was just, just. It was just fun to watch people party. Yeah. You know, that's the beauty of the outer burrows of New York City. You can stumble upon anywhere in the world. It was the most. One of the most interesting cultural experiences of my life. It was a 10 minute Uber. That's pretty cool. My apartment, pretty cool. Crazy. Donnie just walked by and Mark, I saw you. You admire him. I love him. You just wrote story. I want to see your. Your demeanor softened. You admire that boy. I can't get enough of him. He hates me. He hates me. It's so funny. What a dynamic. I've never met anyone like him. I've never. Yeah, Joey, that's fascinating. We've got to settle something with this. Yeah, no, no. Shut up about culture. Yeah. Anyway, we covered it. I think, I think at some point Donnie and I are going to have a common enemy and we're going to come together and we'll be best friends. But I don't want that to happen. I don't. I feel like that's how it ends. But I don't know. I think his resolve is so strong that he would side with the enemy over you. Yeah. You think is that no matter how bad the enemy is, he fucking hates. I know. I think you're in denial. You're like when it's good, it's good. Yeah. We have our. He came over and this is so absurd. What's he looking at? Yeah. What is it? Yeah, like there's a. There's a high probability he left and someone was texting him pretending to be me and he thought it was me talking to him. And he worked himself into a frenzy. I'm going to googling how to bury a 65 body. 1:30. Hey Mark, sit down. I don't have all day. You got nothing but time. It's 1:30. Dude. What are you doing? Who have Donnie's previous beef spin with? I can't picture. He had one with Nicky smokes. 20 chef. 20 chef. I remember. Is that it? He fought another Instagram chef at Rough and Rowdy. That guy was jacked too. He. I thought Donnie was going to lose Donnie him up. He did. Donnie has no fear. Yeah. Whatsoever. What was it you sent us TJ Mincy. Yeah. Is a UFL deal. Oh man. Breaking news Sales sold a deal to UFL where I will document Miny traveling to various cities. They sent an initial list of games they want us to attend. Unfortunately did not include the game. When Widespread is in Birmingham. Min will now make his own Birmingham. Week four is the one all the one I care about because a few reasons. Yeah Birmingham's going to be my favorite team cuz Skip Holtz is the coach who I already have a relationship with from Louisiana Tech when he's to cover him. Okay. And Matt Corral from Ole Miss who I'm friends with, the quarterback. Okay. And the Birmingham thing. What's in Birmingham? Birmingham Week four. So I checked the schedule. I was already planning to go that weekend two night widespread panic run at Co Amphitheater 3pm kickoff Orlando Birmingham Saturday. Perfect. And so and then even more like because of this I've been to wanting wanting to get you to one Panic. Just. Just go once document it. Just to just have that one timer and then that could work either Friday or Saturday. So here's what I think we do that we gotta do Birmingham. I'll tell you have to. I'll put. Yeah. That one's. And especially because I have a relationship with coach or quarterback. Yeah. That's another thing. And that's my favorite And I can be. And then I think Birmingham, they've won the title. I think they won it two years in a row. Maybe. I know they want it once, but that's going to be my favorite team because I know the coach and I know the quarterback. So I already have a relationship ships. We can interview. We can do with Crow. Okay. We'll. We'll. Yeah. I mean, that's. That's a home run. Home run. Oh, I thought I was going to say it again. Yeah, that's a home run. Because I know those. You're right. Why do we feel bad? Yeah. Right. I'm. I have the most health. I have the most healthy relationship with min. Of anyone here. Yeah. You're never in denial. It's just. It is what it is. You just look that. This. That's an ad deal. Yeah. Yeah. It's making the company money. Yeah. Stumbling into home runs. Yes. Right. No, seriously, Best news ever. You couldn't have stumbled harder into it because it's just. Tate does the work. What you got, chef? No. All right. What are you sipping on? Who do we have out there? So bring everyone out. And you can pick people from here too. There's our boy. Don't get well rested. You ever wonder what it's like after glow of a championship? Did he sleep with your bur? Apparently he went out with Deutsch and had last night. Yeah, apparently he can take him down. Ethan's the man. He is a. He's a good hang. He's a good guy. Deut said he was fun. He looks like. Like a. Like a scientist from like the 1800s. That's totally misunderstood, but turned out to be exactly right. You know, like we. He. He figured out like the laws of everything. We all thought he was him. He looks like a drawing of a person. Yeah. Hastily. Dynamite. Donnie. Donnie and Titus. You could also put pick people from in here. You can pick people from in here as well. You get first pick. I'll give do first pick. I have Max already, but I'll get do. You got are bigger guys. The move. No, I don't think. I don't think. No. You get no flip. A flip a coin for first pick. I. What? I made a commitment. You can also draft girls, by the way. F. All right, here. I got the corn flip app. Go ahead, call it. Call. Heads. It's heads. All right. Perfect. I win. Got to play first. You want Donnie? You want all that weight taking the fattest guy? Donnie? I. I made an offer to Max that if I win. Yeah. I made him an offer he's going to sabotage for your team, but you can take him. Who's your first pick? You also can pick people in here. You can also pick women upstairs. Johnny, anything after for the next two Snake. Yeah. Yeah. That's a. Tell them that again, Donnie. Let me look. Let me look at my crop. I'll go. You want me to go? Jacob? Jacob's your first pick. There we go. Jacob. I think Donnie's drafting by trustworthiness. All right, Donnie, what's like snake draft. And you get another pick. Donnie, you want me? I'll go with you. All right. They have chemistry. They've worked together. Still my pick. Idiot. No, it wasn't. Thought he got three picks in a row. Yeah. I'm worried about Rico. What? Just did this. Oh, yeah. I mean that. I. Whatever. There we go. All right. He'll forget all about it. We'll go five throws. So one more pair. Titus. One more pick. Do you have. How many do you have, Brandon? No, no, he's got to do the dozen at two. I. I didn't know you knew that. Yeah. Pft. Yeah. Give me. Give me. You want Bloodman? What do we want? I don't. Because you played this. I. I was a hero. I'm. Wait, wait. How many do you have? Right, Titus, you need a. Titus, you need a light one. Titus. Breath brush. All right, do you want Mincy or Ethan? Do we want. We're going to make. I'm making them in it. All right, we'll take. Let's go. Mark, you got to fight for that jersey. Hey, Mark, if. Even if he wins, he needs to get you to 250 for the jersey. That's true. The right to get the jersey. Yeah, that's. I mean, that was an expensive jersey you bought. No, that's not. No, it's not. Donnie, what would. The. What would be the price tag you put on yours? It's priceless. Thousand. Donnie, I'll give you $2,500 for your jersey right now, okay? Man of principle. Yeah. It's a good test. Yeah. Test. Would you have. No. Okay. Should have gone higher. No. I'm saving 2500 for me and Joey Avery to go after hose and Augusta. That's going to. Oh, yeah. Had to head to Hooters. Yeah. And this year, I might not have a migraine and miss the whole thing. That would be nice. Because from. From our small amount, we were the perfect pair. Yeah. We'll ride again. We'll live to ride. Oh, we'll ride. Honestly, that's the main reason I'm putting this special out is so that I can get recognized by half as many people as you did at Augusta. Was this. Yeah, it was, dude. It was. He was in. He was in a flow state. Everyone knew him. Is it? You have a pretty unique look, though. Yeah, his height helped. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But Augusta is like. That's his realm. Yeah. That's not even one of your top realms. No. WWE is a big one. The South. The south is a big one. Football card show. Card show is a big one. What about like an Ole Miss? A Mississippi State game. It's non stop. That must suck. Yeah, but that's. That's. I mean, that's. I was doing good in Mississippi State World before I was here, so. Really? Yeah, that was. That was. I had a Mississippi State podcast. More cowbell. You've heard of a Kyle? I have. Sponsored by Vindaloo. Not. Nope. The Indian dish. No, wait. Gondolier. Italian restaurant. Thought it was vindaloo. Mic's off. Kate's. The mic's off. For the best. What you got? Are you having some kind of premiere party? Are you having a watch along party with your friends? Yeah. Yeah. So I'm going to. What? If your boys don't laugh? Going would be insane. Dead quiet party. Three rounds. Three rounds. I'll answer that question after this. Right. The inaugural curl. Donnie throwing. Nikki. Hey, guys. Whoever. Whoever wasn't here yesterday. If you're going towards the video. All right, Donnie, TJ told me that target cost us $2,250. Yes. Is that real? Or 1250 maybe. Who's there? No, no. 22. 2, comma, 2, 0, 0. We got ripped off. Oh, Mark Flame. I can't. I am losing it. Of control. Yeah. Oh, wait, we don't have. Hold on. We don't have a camera. Hold on. That's good. Wait, hold on. Wait. Don't throw yet. Okay, we're good. Good. That one's tight. That cost bands. That's crazy. Yeah. We have to do it with tape and they said no. It'll. What is it? This one's for the girls. Let's go, Anaka. Oh, she can't. Can't do that. That's a good block. Oh, she's in the blast zone. Oh, God. Who said that, White boy. Rick. Relax, Rick. The comes fresh. Solid. Oh, it's. There's a spin though. D D D D D O. Line drive. What's the score, Donnie? 0, 0. Who's winning? I think I have the advantage. Lot of chemistry between these two. They Practiced five or six times. I think big cat really loves being a great hitting on way. Yes. She's in good smart. Now here. Here comes get arrow dynamic comes Max. Got this. Max flies true. Oh, right at the cat. Perfect. Perfect. Thank you, Max. Oh my God. How is Mintz going to this? Up, up. M. Looks like he belongs in a wheelchair. Oh, that's a good block, Donnie. What? Oh, you can't do that. Curling. He's curling. Now I know Titus is kind of acting like this as a joke, but I think he probably actually really bad competitive. Oh yeah, he is really wants to straight as an arrow. Wow. Oh boy. Finger guns. What? No. What? Well, good stuff, man. Our uniques stance. Oh, he's going to cause a lot of drag. Oh no. Oh. Oh no. Oh no. Donnie disaster. Get there. Get there. That's. That's class. That's class. Oh, wow. Oh my. Mark. Titus. Mark, titus. My God. 2 nothing. Good. Curling. And Titus really is into curling. Barry. Yeah. Wait, there's no extra points for getting in the middle red. No, he gets two points because he had two closer than any of. Got it. Double bullseye. Should be more. Yeah, we have a little contrast where I'm from. Otherwise you didn't need to spend on the multi. Except Donnie understands it at all. No, I hit. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Yesterday. All right, Jacob. Oh, yeah. That was stupid. Why didn't. Yeah. So Tasty Trade has a suite of probability tools so you can make smarter picks for your portfolio. Though it can't help you fill out your NCAA bracket, you can trade stocks, options, futures and more all in one platform. Platform tastytrade offers low commissions, including zero commission on stocks, so you can keep more of what you earned. 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Titus leads, starts off with a throw. That is not good enough. Come on. Come on, chef. That's hot. He's curving. Oh. Oh, he's trying to back in. Flintstone with his feet. I respect it. He's got a wheel in. That was against the spirit of this competition. That was not the move of a gentleman's game, but it was savvy. He. He stopped himself. Who did? Mickey Smokes. Smokes. Stopped himself. Yeah. Wood walk into him. He leaned in. You want to go, V? Did feet touch? I don't know if feet touch. I think stones are allowed to lean. So long as you're not putting your feet. A stone's a stone I don't like. I think. I think. I think the rule is you can't put your feet on the ground. But unfortunately, Titus threw his next one, so it's. Yeah. Yeah. That is unfortunate. I think that's the only fe crowd forming in the back. Coming. That's fair. Tani throws. Annika. Good block. She falls. She touches. Oh, wow. She goes right. Well, that's just. That's uncomfortable. Hi. Guess we're just drawn to each other. Take me back. They look happy. Yeah. Can Deutsch do it again? He is just magnetized towards the middle. Yes. He's flattening out. Smart technique by Ronnie. Athleticism. Y. Come on, Donnie. What are you trying to do? Yeah, Donnie, you kind of got to go right a little bit. I mean, you could just be right in the middle. You could be right in the middle. Score. Why does Mince have his hand up? Mint's question. I think it's his. That's his most comfortable place. Get comfy, Mince. All right. Oh, no. Oh, get in the hog. Good throw. Get in the hog. Yes. In. Wow. No, don't. Your health. Okay, so it's like bocce rules right now. This would be one point yellow. Gotcha. Oh, Hibachi. Oh, yes. So I didn't understand curling. Same. I see. So the target does make sense. So it is just bocce. Yeah. This is the. Stay in there. Oh, that's not too much. Too much speed. That's that. That part of the ice is flipping slippery Lane. Holy. That's an impossible throw. How's it impossible? Oh, Mincy's got his feet out. Oh, rookie move. I don't know if he could extend him. Hit Deutsch out. Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no. Funny. That's curling. Isn't that Dana's line? Yeah. Whatever happened to the idea to have Deutsch just live in a tank in the office? Yeah, that's. It'll come back. It'll happen. Okay. Something we think about. We'll come to fruition. Folks, we have controversy. What do we have? We're trying to see who's closer right now, I believe between Deutsch and Big Cat. After Deutsch just got bumped. Certainly looks like Big Cat's closer. Who's closest? Are there still stones to throw? Because it doesn't matter if there's still stones to throw. It's not. It's not. How is it not reason to judge them yet? Depends on my strategy. Okay, okay, okay. All right. Sure. It's fair. You got to take every break you can get in human curling brand. You got to. It's true. It's. It's a game of inches, really, Danny. It really is. And we're finding that out right now. I really like that little bee logo. The puck bee on the jersey. That's a Hornet. It's cute. The Adina Hornets. So 39 and a half. How can they not figure this out? Is it me or is it clearly Big Cat? It looks. Oh, I guess. I guess we're doing wheels. Oh. But you know what they're about if you. If you judge where they are on the white. They're about the same on the white. Yep. Okay, so it's. What are you judging to the center of the chair? I think it's closest wheel. Closest wheel. So Joy. Back wheel might be the closest. Ah. Yep. He's on an angle. Okay, I see where the debate lies. Just. You don't have to keep it. Okay. Big Cat is officially the closest, so we stopped everything to determine exactly what we already. For them to probably move again. Right. They're going to move. Move right now. So. Yeah. Here comes a giant corn fed white guy. It's being thrown at them. It's going. George of the Jungle right into these guys. Oh, what are you doing? What the. Rick hairball. Oh. Oh, whoa. The wraparound. Doesn't matter. Oh, he's in chef put sh. And you know, in curling, the stones usually have the most knowledge. That's right. Yeah. The stones are usually the ones shots. So they have one. Guaranteed he can play for two here. Oh, Donnie falls with his throw. Oh, heads up, Mark. Heads up. Oh, we're good. We're good. That was a huge mistake. Okay, so Donnie took home that win. 2 1, 2, 1. 2, 1. I got the hammer. Yeah, Well, he asked if you're a light team, you want to coach the first second. He goes, you're the captain. The guy, he doesn't know what he's doing. So. Two, one. I believe so. Right, T.K. we got a ball game, folks. I'm going five rounds for fun, but I'm not giving up the jersey. We're doing. What are we even doing? What are you doing? We're doing three rounds. We're doing three rounds. Yeah, you can't change. The stakes are too hot. Two to one, one. Two to one. Three rounds. I'll go five rounds for fun, but for the jersey, it's three. You're up first. Yeah. Yeah. Kate, what's the song you said was playing yesterday? Fields of Athen. Was it? Were you correct? Was it. I was wrong. It was the foggy morning dew. That's impressive. Everyone would have known that one. Okay. I didn't want to correct you. I thought it was foggy morning do. This is a big round to make a huge. I was in last time, Kyle. So we're going five or four. Three. I like it. I like it a lot. St. Patrick's Mother. Let's see. He likes. Why does he always know that? Whoa. Foggy do. Foggy do. Yeah. The hell you know. APM tracks like this. I do. What? Yes, I do. Such a nice curling shot. Look at the shot. Wow. Not a lot of girth there. That's a movable object. It really is. But he's going with another lightweight person. Interesting choice. Interesting to see here. If she goes right to. Nikki smokes again. Yeah. Damn. Oh, she's coming. Hot. Wow. Oh, that's nice. Good. What a toss. First contact with a woman. Just kidding, Johnny. That's how you human curl. So I assume this is going to be the same strategy right here. You have to think right at her. Oh, yeah. Wow. Wow. Oh, we got some curling. Got some curling going on. That's curling. That's curling. Good curling. That's why you watch. Are you putting me up there? All right. No, no, you can. I can hold steady if you put me. You put me in. I'm harder to blast. You got to put me in. Huh? Where is he? Always leaning hard, but it's not. Oh, no. Titus could really exert some pressure now. Really put some pressure on him. Here comes Deutsch. Deutsch has been his lucky ball. Here. Oh, soft. Oh, he's blocking. He's blocking. Oh, yes, you're right. That's huge. That's A great. What? Donnie, Wait till you hear this. All right. Oh, that's cheats every time. Thinking about it still. You didn't have the. Anybody looking around. Keep it on him not filming this. Right, Right. He's gonna Dirty snake. Look it. Oh, God. My. Getting ready to cheat. Does he not know that? Oh, he's blocking again. No, this was going in. Oh. Oh, Mark. Titus. Oh my God. Oh. Oh. A nice little shimmy. Nny. You got a blast. He has to. I think there's. And he's going for a blast. He just shot him right through. Oh, my God. It's over. Right through the hole. Total overthrow from Chef Donnie. When he needed it most. He won. It's over. I want. I want proof that you have the jersey. The white jersey. I want proof that you have the jersey. The white jersey. Or Donnie's got to sign it. Donnie, hold on. Do you. Do you accept the double or nothing? I. I need proof that Donnie has the jerseys before I accept them. That's fair. I'm putting up. I'm putting up A game worn JV 2015 Adina High School jersey. Donnie's just putting up the idea that something's in a safe somewhere. Jersey. First of all, they don't give the jerseys to JV players. All right, let's get. Let's get one thing clear. How would you know? Would you like. Can you get a picture of the jersey? I will, I will. I will. Double or nothing. When. If you can produce a pict picture with today's newspaper. Are you officially challenging him to a double? Yeah, double or nothing. You gotta accept double. But wait, what's bad for you if you lose? I lose all my jerseys. I just want to keep playing. All my jerseys. You really want to do this? It. I mean, double or nothing. Double or nothing. Do you. Do you accept? I accept. But not today. Yeah, tomorrow. So. Yeah, I need five rounds. Think about it. Five rounds tomorrow. Tomorrow. Yeah. Yeah. Except in principle. Double or nothing. All right, Double or nothing. Five rounds tomorrow. What do I get if I win? What's double. What's double of one? You get this jersey. You get. You get that jersey and you're double enough. I have two. Yeah, you get nothing. Yeah, you get nothing. Nothing would be the win. You're at a deficit. Good point. All right, all right. Do you want. Will you sign this jersey for him? Oh, yeah. Will you. Would you. Would you sign the jersey? Why not? I'm not doing that. I got a sharpie right here. Will you sign it for. For him? Donnie, you got Absolutely not. What if the signature is part of the double or nothing? Oh, double or nothing. I don't. I keep this jersey. Yeah, you do. Correct? Oh, yeah. You don't have to give anything double or nothing tomorrow. And then when you win double or nothing, then you play again for the jersey. Now you're confusing me, but. Yeah, I. I see where. I see what's. Yeah, I'll do double. I want. I'll win the jersey. But I also. Yeah, yeah. I also need to know that you have the other jerseys, Donnie. Again? Dude, it's going to take paperwork and time. I don't know what to tell you. Paperwork and time. We don't have time or paperwork. All right, so five rounds tomorrow. Five rounds. Same teams. Same teams. Same teams. All right. Love it. Like it. What percentage of your job is paperwork? I don't know. That's. I don't know how to do that. Yeah, how do you. I don't know. How do you quantify that? What other sports did you play in high school? Just hockey and ran track. Oh, you did run track. Do you have any jerseys from that? Like a penny? Okay. All right, I'll get to that for the next double or nothing. I was on jv. I want you no more penny. Say no more. I. I want you to have everything he's ever worn. I will take it from here. You got this, dude, you got to just practice. I know. Yeah. Why are you so stressed out? I'm not that well, cuz I'm losing jerseys left and right right now. But usually I'm calm. Yeah. What were your presentations on for yesterday? One was about for Ethan was to give convince why to become a nudist. And Mincy's was women throughout history. Oh man, those are gonna be good. Yeah. If they present them, it's gonna be good. They're good. Yeah, they're good. Thank you, Donnie. That human curling good? Human curling. Is it good from in here? Yes, it is very fun. Shout out my. Shout out my four year old daughter. That's the reason that I came up with the idea. Oh yeah. Because I was here on a Saturday and she just had me push her in the chair a thousand times. That' remember when I texted you guys, I texted you on Saturday being like, add human curling. It was just kept on saying, push me as fast as you can. It works. I was like, we got something here. All of you in the chair seem to be having the most fun. It's so much fun. I don't know. My team are just like giggling like I'M I'm legitimately sad when I'm. When. When he throws and I'm not in the house, it's like, well, I'm out. Like, I want to just keep getting thrown. You feel like you did something? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was closer than Deutsch, I was like, yes, I did it. Yeah. I didn't do right. Just got tossed. Kind of validates Donnie's point that playing is still fun. Yeah, is fun. I feel bad for him, dude. I want. I want you. I don't want him to be sad. I want him to be ever had. I want him to be overwhelmed, not sad. You beat him every time. You just keep doing double or nothing. Yeah, dude, I think I need you to get up early and wait him out at the lumber yard. Were you going to play in this mud? Come on in. Good morning, Donnie. The mud's great. Hop in. Oh, great show, Joey. You're back tomorrow. I'm back tomorrow. Love it. Love it. And yeah, remember, Sunday, watch my special. Yes. 8pm Eastern. Yes. All right, let's spin the wheel. Skip Holtz is not the head coach of the Birmingham Stallions, by the way. Like, oh, no. Oh, I. We also, we have a special guest tomorrow, right? TJ via Zoom. I think be a phone call. Okay. Okay. Who have we talked about this week that we have that does not have a computer? Does not. Not mincy this week? I'm pretty sure we have Don Gorski tomorrow. Big bad guy. He's not all. You're playing euchre tomorrow. I don't think he has a computer, so I think he's calling in. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's a phone call that works for a quick 10 minute phone call with Don that's actually perfect. I think we only need a couple minutes with him. Yeah, no, it would be quick. We're just pretty much gonna be like, are you gonna try the big arch later, Don? He's like, no, I never would be. Like, all right, cool. Keep on trucking, man. Gorski. Gorski. We got Gorski. We landed Gorski via phone. Oh, man. Okay. I'd like to think it's a rotary phone as well. Yeah, it is a landline. It is. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Oh, Dana. Where's Dana? Dana. We got to get Dana a call. Dude, imagine just not having any way, like a smartphone or computer in 2026. Your life has to be awesome. Like, so awesome. How do you even operate, though? Met a lot of people living that life. Hey, we hit yug on the Wheel. All right. All right. Get down on the Yug station. All right, Bye. And we spin the whole. Whole office. Wheel. What do you think is the threshold? If you went. No phone. That you just wouldn't go back. Like, how old do you have to be? Like, if you went for two weeks, would you ever go back? Perfect. Perfect. Another four hours. Oh, yeah. Back to back. Yeah. You can do blindfold. It's Lucas. So tell Lucas he. We spun the wheel, so Lucas has to come down. Lucas. Yep. All right. So that we need a blindfold. All right. Okay, bye. Yeah. You think after, like, six months, you just. You'd be like, why would I go back? Have those been cleaned? No. No, probably not. Excuse me. You guys will wash a glass if you only drank water out of it, correct? Yeah. Yeah. You got to. Right with. You got to use the soap, too. No, I do. Okay. I don't know if you have to use soap. That's what I'm talking about. Yeah. H. Then what's. Yeah, you're right. You're supposed to get your mouth off. You soap. The. The. The. The rim. Yeah, Right. Yeah, but you. It's. So what are you. Between drinks? Your cup had water in it. Yeah. And then I would just. I don't like the dried water spots. And then you put more water in it. Yeah. And so now I've changed it. Yeah. Wait, I guess I do. I was gonna say, I don't do that. I make sure to use soap. I mean, I let a water cup ride for a while. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I'll live with one for. But at some point. Point it's. It's getting washed. What is Lucas doing? Lucas, you have to chug. This is good. Hey. All right. I know we're in. No, we're in Ceasefire. I mean, but hypothetically, if we weren't on ceasefire, I'd say, hey, riders, watch how pathetic this chug is going to be. Use it, I think. I have a feeling they will be. Yeah. But we're in Ceasefire. We have to respect it. Yeah. We can't have. Have you ever seen a ceasefire? Like, have you ever seen RICO respond like that? No, he's. I'm telling you, March, man, it's his biggest month. He's gonna be on stream all month. It's. He loves college basketball more than anything. It's his biggest month. So he gets a little tense around March, but he was able to quell his emotions to a level where he. He. It wasn't directed at Lucas. Yeah, well, he just wishes Lucas didn't Exist. He's in. I. I know Bosco pretty well. He's in, like, won't even look in his direction mode. Like, if they're in the room together. Honestly, emotionally immature, that's like, the last thing you see before you get knocked out in line for, like, a bagel. What she PCs. Dana, can you hear us? Yes, I can hear you. You got us, Dana. All right, let's do it. All right. Do I play the music? Yeah. Welcome back to the young station. I just want to make a quick note about the whole that's baseball thing. I've been playing it coy, but it's fucking bullshit. I came up with that's baseball on October 31st. They put out a clip on November 2nd. It's mine. And I'm gonna y the out of those beers next week, and I'm taking what's mine. It's mine. It's mine. Lucas, let's show them how we do at barstool. Do it. No, actually, this is the wrong person to do it. I take it back. No, never mind. Show them, Lucas. Show them how we do it at barstool. Lucas. Here we go. Anytime you want to start, Lucas. I up. I forgot it was Luke. Any of it? Yeah, a little bit. Oh, no. Yeah. For anyone out there, all the haters that say bar still can't chug. Watch this. Oh, this is going to be I up. Don't. Hey, don't leave. Don't leave your couch. He's going to finish any moment now. Cold. It's not cold at all. Be it. It's cold. I just had one. It's incredibly lukewarm. I might. This is bad because Lucas's mom has a ton of free time to roast him. Oh, yeah. Nothing else going on. Your mom's gonna roast you. Oh. Oh, great. Called me. Oh, this is actually better than your first. You think so? Yeah, keep going. How about like a. Like a. Two big gulps here. All right, we gotta. We gotta clip this and send this to the home by three guys. This is what you're with. Hustle them saying we got to clip this to send to the. That's baseball guy. All right, now we got to clip this. Damn. You know, you know them from. That's baseball. Come on, beers. Jesus Christ. Come on, Lucas. Jesus. Come on. I'm full. You got one more sip in me, buddy. Full. Okay, we might be long enough to get a mid roll ad in this pod. All right, comedy. That is episode 16. That's baseball. Yeah. Play the. Happy. It's your straw. It's react. It's the act. Yeah, Diamond. That's baseball. Have a good Thursday, everybody. See you tomorrow. Love you. Bye.