Should We Make Klemmer Start Looksmaxxing? | The Yak 3-17-26

Summary

The Yak – "Should We Make Klemmer Start Looksmaxxing?" | March 17, 2026

Main Theme / Purpose:

This episode of The Yak is a freewheeling recap and roast of Barstool Sports' latest "Pros vs. Joes" basketball stream and general catch-up on office shenanigans, health and fitness trends, junk food, car pride (and shame), and in true Yak fashion, ribbing on each other’s hang-ups from gym habits to collectible hoarding. It also explores wildly tangential topics – from viral meme streams, trash supermarket pranks, to body anxieties and the odd suggestion that cohost Klemmer needs to get on the "looksmaxxing" bandwagon.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Pros vs. Joes Basketball Stream Recap

• Spring Training & Scottsdale: The show opens ribbing Nick on his trip to Scottsdale, with the group riffing on why people actually visit Phoenix and its "dead downtown" (03:16, 04:30).
• You Got Me Fucked Up Moment: Major discussion about the viral confrontation between Nikki Smokes and Jason Williams during the stream, especially the phrase "you got me fucked up", with the panel analyzing its real meaning and cultural significance.
  • “You got me fucked up though. It’s basically saying like, you have put me in a spot now where I can’t be held accountable for what I’m gonna do.” – Roan (07:12)
• Stream Organization & Chaos: Talk about the disorganization on the Joes’ team, the stream’s wild energy, and White Sox Dave’s postgame meltdown (12:29, 13:03).
• Levels to the Game: Titus and Roan reflect on just how big the gulf is between even a lower-level D1 player (Kamari McGee) and regular dudes, marveling at Kamari’s easy dominance over a swarm of Joes.
  • “The levels to basketball players are insane.” – Titus (11:16)
  • “He averaged six points a game at Wisconsin, and last night he was unconscious.” – Roan (16:17)

2. Office Pranks, Locker Room Antics & The Pathetic Titans

• Barstool’s Prank Economy: The panel details ongoing prank war stories, such as black beans hidden everywhere, swapping out keys, and flying nuggets in backpacks (64:00-65:29).
• Locker Room Hazing Tales: Titus recalls old college rituals involving "balls" and bodily humor, lamenting that such traditions might be dying out (65:44-66:55).
• Branding as 'Pathetic Titans': Roan coins the office as "a house of pathetic Titans" – big dudes who, outside the gym, would have been warriors but instead are average desk jockeys with misplaced pro confidence (17:46-18:05, 29:46).

3. Gym Talk, Looksmaxxing, and Fitness Fads

• Working Out and Gym Soft-Launches: Brandon discusses his new home gym, cutting out sweet tea, and being grilled for supposed “trauma buying” of memorabilia as a substitute for personal improvement (73:46-78:40).
• Peptides, Ozempic & HGH: Debate about the influx of pharmaceutical and supplement "looksmaxxing" (self-improvement) trends, with some advocating for a full-on “Klemmer transformation” for content (117:44-121:28).
  • “Should we make Klemmer start looksmaxxing?” – Title theme, with group fantasizing about using his own body as content.
• Concerns Over Genetic Cheating: Nick wonders if the widespread use of these drugs will just make traditionally "dorky" guys look hot but still feel dorky.
  • "Some people are just genetically a dork, but now... they're jacked and confident—but you can't lose the dork in you." – Nick (119:02)

4. Junk Food, Supermarkets & Grocery Pranks

• Trader Joe's & Grocery Store Chatter: Debates about the “tier ranking” of Trader Joe’s, animatronic-filled grocery chains like Stu Leonard’s, snacking favorites, and childhood nostalgia for grocery play areas (44:00-50:12).
• Supermarket Pranks & Loss Prevention: Dave relates his dad’s career in loss prevention and the hilarious lengths some thefts would go, like months-long steak-lifting operations (51:11-52:03).

5. Car Pride, Car Cringe & Road Life

• Bad Cars, Bad Pride: Roan embarks on organizing a “crummy car meetup” after stories of Jackie and Danny’s hilariously busted and rusted vehicles (104:13-105:07).
• Debating Car Culture’s Role in Dating: The group ponders whether women are actually swayed by car status and if guys just use cars as an “extension of personality” (108:47-111:24).
  • “I walk around with a little more swag since I got my new car.” – Roan (109:49)

6. Documentaries Obsession

• Documentaries as Life School: Kate admits to bingeing docs to the point where she thinks a doctorate in documentaries might exist; Roan and Nick joke about her ability to turn any bar chat into a docu-fact moment (85:05-85:26).

7. Miscellaneous Highlights

• Bizarre Promotions & Tragedy Nights: Joking about wild baseball or team promotions based on historical tragedies, and when it's OK to have Titanic or Edmund Fitzgerald night (54:15-57:29).
• Internet Anonymity: A brief but impactful exchange on how online discourse would change if everyone’s real face was next to their takes (99:31-100:17).
• Classic Yak Wheel & Outro Bits: Closer includes the classic wheel spin, Slim Jim ad read, and mock 19th-century "proprietary tonic" pitches (124:52–125:10).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On “You got me fucked up”:
  • “If I, like, start beating your ass, it’s your fault.” — Roan (07:23)
• On Office Confidence:
  • “The confidence of a professional, but just average.” — Dave (17:49)
• On Pros vs. Joes:
  • “There’s a critical mass where there’s too many [Joes].” — Danny (36:46)
  • “The strategy of the Joes being like, ‘We’re only gonna shoot twos, the thing we suck at’, when we have a significant man advantage, was so bizarre to me.” — Roan (13:49)
• On Gym & Sweet Tea:
  • “I stopped drinking sweet tea… because I have titties. I’m trying to get rid of them.” — Brandon (73:47)
• Self-Sabotaging Shopping:
  • “Everything he buys, he thinks it'll fix him, but it actually deepens the wound somehow. The paradox.” — Titus (78:35)
• On AI’s Downside:
  • "Stop thanking [AIs], it’s costing billions and draining lakes." — Nick (83:03)

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Important Timestamps

• [06:12] – The "You got me fucked up" explanation
• [11:00] – Kamari McGee’s domination and basketball “levels”
• [19:19] – Why pro athletes love "Pros vs. Joes" contests
• [29:46] – The “pathetic titans” origin story
• [44:00] – Trader Joe’s and grocery tier ranking
• [51:11] – Grocery store theft & loss prevention tales
• [65:44] – Locker room hazing, "balls" stories
• [73:47] – Brandon quits sweet tea for health/body goals
• [78:35] – True reason behind memorabilia hoarding
• [117:44] – The “looksmaxxing” discussion and potential Klemmer body transformation challenge
• [119:02] – The dork-to-hunk pipeline via pharma
• [124:52] – Old West tap dancing and Yak wheel spin outro

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Language and Tone

• Conversational, sarcastic, deadpan, and gleefully irreverent
• Inside jokes abound—participants riff on each other, mock themselves, and rapidly switch topics in a classic Barstool group dynamic
• Plenty of pop-culture referencing—always self-aware and in on the bit, especially when discussing sports, AI trends, diet fads, and memeable moments

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

The Yak on 3/17/26 is a dense, hilarious, and chaotic look into Barstool’s internal world—equal parts sports, life, and roasting. Big stories: the fallout from the Pros vs. Joes game (with group analysis of virality and embarrassment), self-improvement culture (and all its potential for content gold), a blizzard of random, niche debates, and existential ribbing about why people buy so much stuff, care so much about knees, or why anyone would inject anything at all. Throughout, the crew affectionately skewers both themselves and each other, creating the kind of in-group dialogue that’s Barstool at its best.

Fun challenge made during the episode: Should Klemmer get on "looksmaxxing" for content? The jury—and the wheel—are still out on that.

Transcript

[Nick]

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[Roan]

Hey, this is PFT from part of my take a terrible call by the refs. A back breaking interception in the red zone. Brutal clock management. At the end of a half when the season has you ready to snap, don't break. Snap into a Slim Jim instead. Slim Jim is not just a meat stick. It's the og. Slim Jim is the bold spicy snack that snaps back. No fumbles, no bad calls. Just bold flavor that can never be sidelined. So if your team has you feeling like you're ready to snap, call a timeout and snap into a Slim Jim.

[Dave]

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[Nick]

Great work, Roan.

[Danny]

See you guys. Holy crap.

[Nick]

The office is a buzz. And I think it's because you're here.

[Danny]

Oh yeah, I'm sure that that's why.

[Nick]

Don't be sarcastic.

[Kate]

Always a mood lift.

[Danny]

I'm not a mood changer, but I'm happy to be here.

[Nick]

You're definitely. We are.

[Brandon]

I was miserable.

[Nick]

You keep me on edge. I just can't be comfortable.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's definitely way more. Way more accurate to what's going on. So good to see you all.

[Nick]

Nick's back.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Roan]

That's big.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Danny]

You are.

[Roan]

Yeah. Wait.

[Danny]

Oh. Cuz. Where were you?

[Nick]

Scottsdale.

[Titus]

Oh yeah?

[Danny]

With Rigs.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How was it?

[Brandon]

You Got trapped out there.

[Nick]

You're just one another.

[Danny]

That's so nice.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

How's Scottsdale this time of year?

[Dave]

That is a gay name for a city.

[Nick]

Scottsdale.

[Danny]

Two guys. Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, you're right.

[Danny]

One owning another guy.

[Nick]

There's got to be a gay couple name. Oh, yeah, you're Scottsdale. Oh, you must be Scottsdale.

[Danny]

There we go. What's going on in Scottsdale?

[Nick]

Spring training.

[Danny]

I've heard people disparaging Scottsdale recently and I do not like it.

[Brandon]

I think it's a lot of saying what's.

[Titus]

What's. What's not to like.

[Danny]

I think they're saying that it's one. One of. They're pairing it with Austin, Nashville and one other city as like completely fair.

[Dave]

The overrated do she transplants.

[Danny]

The douchey transplant. Overrated cities.

[Kate]

A lot of bachelor bachelorette party.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But what the is going on in Phoenix? The city of Phoenix. Close your eyes and try to picture Phoenix.

[Nick]

Yeah. What's a landmark?

[Dave]

I've never even seen someone posted there in a picture.

[Nick]

If you're a tourist, where do you go in Phoenix?

[Dave]

Who's going actual city of Phoenix?

[Nick]

I've never been.

[Dave]

You go to Scottdale? I guess. Have you heard of anyone go. I'm going to do a long weekend in Phoenix proper.

[Kate]

Went to Phoenix to check it out and ended up dipping to Scottsdale.

[Titus]

Right.

[Kate]

I did the baseball stadium. I did a baseball game.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Kate]

But drove around a little bit and I was like, oh, okay, yeah, I'm going to Scott.

[Dave]

I'm not saying it's bad. It might be fine.

[Kate]

But this was pre, like, I guess not the beginning of the Internet, but I, I probably. If I had done my research, I'm sure I could have a great time.

[Brandon]

But is this fair?

[Nick]

He's doing that.

[Brandon]

Is this fair to Phoenix? I feel like Scottsdale became Scottsdale because people wanted. They just built a better version of Phoenix and then called it Scottsdale.

[Nick]

New Phoenix guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm just, I'm just saying Scottsdale, Phoenix are. Oh, you know, kind of the same thing.

[Titus]

That's fucking huge.

[Kate]

It's one of those kind of dead downtowns where people don't necessarily super live downtown. So on the weekends, like a Houston

[Brandon]

situation, like why would Phoenix build certain things? Because they're already in Scottsdale. So.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

What's going on there?

[Kate]

Oh, what's that?

[Titus]

Golf course. This is you. Phoenix. We don't want to be a part of your city.

[Kate]

I did the Phoenix Botanical Gardens. I did the Salt river tube.

[Nick]

But Kate I don't think there's a city where you wouldn't enjoy.

[Kate]

Yeah, I enjoy. But I did kind of end up dipping and going to the outskirts of Phoenix.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But I'm like that. I enjoy most cities.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The fact that there's a Glendale in Phoenix and a Scottsdale.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Which Dale are you? Whose Dale are you?

[Roan]

Hey, Ron.

[Danny]

What's up, brother? How are you?

[Roan]

Great stream last night.

[Danny]

Great shoes today.

[Roan]

Thanks.

[Danny]

Do those propel you forward when you run?

[Roan]

Sometimes I don't really run very fast.

[Danny]

That's such a. That's like. That's the future of shoes right there. That. Like that. That slope that they have on the front of those.

[Roan]

How's. Oh, Nick's. What's up?

[Danny]

Hey.

[Roan]

Haven't seen you.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's my bad. No, it's the weather's fault.

[Roan]

No, we did weather. We did wake up Arsenal this morning.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

We spoke.

[Dave]

That's right.

[Roan]

Roan, incredible job coaching last night.

[Danny]

I thought that were you 18 and one. Was it?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess you were a lot in one.

[Titus]

Incredible.

[Nick]

But you lost the last game of the year.

[Danny]

Yeah. That's all that matters. That I'm the Patriots.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I'll forever be forgotten. But I thought that it was. It was so fun. And I literally did nothing except for make sure J Will was high and that the boys were.

[Brandon]

Did a good job on that Jason Williams.

[Titus]

That was unbelievable.

[Roan]

Oh my God.

[Nick]

Those West Virginia boys are different.

[Roan]

I saw Black Twitter got a hold of it. We're like. He could have said it at this moment.

[Nick]

Which one were they talking?

[Brandon]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Nikki Smokes]

So are we. It ain't got nothing to do with it. That's right. They blazing. Cuz I'm an NBA champion. You ain't. You ain't. With a hairy ass chested.

[Brandon]

You ain't.

[Nikki Smokes]

Cuz you a. You got a we. You ain't got no mother. What's that? You got me up, cat. You got me up. You do this for this. I don't do this for this. This ain't. This is real. I'll knock your ass this real. But this ain't barstool. When I'm with it, bro, I'll you up. You talk to me like that? Cuz you got me up.

[Roan]

That's. You got me up.

[Brandon]

Hell yeah.

[Kate]

It's different.

[Roan]

It's something about it.

[Dave]

There it is.

[Roan]

Yeah. The. You got me up though. It's basically saying like you have made. You have put me in a spot now where I can't be held accountable for what you've done.

[Nick]

Because you have your fault.

[Roan]

Yes. Yes.

[Nick]

I can't believe you let. You got.

[Roan]

Yeah, you got me fucked up. And if I, like, start beating your ass, it's your fault.

[Nick]

The biggest mistake you made was you getting me fucked up.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Nick]

Don't do that again.

[Roan]

Oh, man. It was so.

[Danny]

I always thought it was like, you're. You've got me. Your perception of me is incorrect.

[Roan]

Oh, I thought he was saying, you got me up. Like, I'm now up to a point where I'm gonna. You up.

[Brandon]

No, you're wrong about me.

[Roan]

Oh.

[Nick]

So, yeah, I thought he was being like, I'm frazzled because of you. It's like the hardest. That's what I would say on the court.

[Dave]

You got me frazzled, man.

[Jackie]

Take the hardest way of saying there's a misunderstanding.

[Titus]

I believe we have a misunderstanding.

[Jackie]

What did Nikki even say initially?

[Roan]

I think he fouled him.

[Brandon]

No.

[Kate]

Well, he was holding his hand up, saying, Nicky Smokes was saying, I got a ring and you don't.

[Nick]

Which was.

[Kate]

What does that mean?

[Roan]

He won a ring for me.

[Dave]

Oh, he won the 1v1

[Titus]

rose toward him. Nikki Smokes holding up, looking him right

[Kate]

in the eyes and being like, I got a ring. That's why I got a ring. And you don't know. I was like, I don't know.

[Nick]

Is he Smokes a Heat fan?

[Brandon]

Williams won a ring for the team that he roots for. Correct.

[Danny]

And he went to the school that he roots for it.

[Brandon]

Huh.

[Nick]

He really loves theaters, so maybe that's

[Kate]

what fucked him up.

[Titus]

Yeah, Smoke said that. I didn't know that.

[Nick]

That's crazy.

[Titus]

That's insane.

[Nick]

Oh, he does have it fucked up.

[Kate]

Am I right? That's what I saw him. He was holding up his hand and saying, like, I got.

[Dave]

Yeah, he was taught. Yeah, he mentioned.

[Titus]

Oh, he went light on him then.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Was Smokes. Did Smoke. I hear correctly that Smokes thought that, like, he was like, I have a

[Brandon]

legit chance before the started.

[Nick]

Yeah, this is your fault, big cat. How you've built a place where he

[Dave]

can think that, where he wins playing against us.

[Roan]

That was. I mean, it was. It was just a pathetic titan fest.

[Danny]

Yeah, I gave. I gave Jason Williams a lot of chances to kind of like, back off of that today to when he recorded and he's like, it's still Nikki Smoke.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It wasn't just the heat of the moment.

[Roan]

He was. Him dropping to the like, no one likes you here. It's like Jason Williams has been in this office like, twice yeah. He's like, I know for a fact

[Danny]

I've never said that to him. So he's picking it up from somebody else. Like, who is he picking that up from?

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Nick]

In the air, like, immediately you walk in this building, it's make fun of Brandon Walker. Nikki Smokes, bad guy.

[Danny]

Yeah. I don't know. Who's that?

[Roan]

Yeah, that stream. That stream was awesome.

[Danny]

He also was like, what did that. Who's that? Sideline reporter. I said, kate, she's great. And he was like, well, what did she mean when she said she's not a real woman?

[Brandon]

No.

[Dave]

He thought, no.

[Roan]

Well, yeah, because after that heated moment, Kate went up and Jason Williams was like, don't bring a woman around me right now.

[Kate]

He wouldn't say what he wanted to say because I was a woman and I was like, I'm not really a lady.

[Roan]

You must have me up. Yeah.

[Dave]

Probably didn't understand what that meant.

[Kate]

No, he didn't.

[Danny]

You definitely had him.

[Dave]

People don't realize guys like J, Will

[Titus]

and me are really like, oh,

[Brandon]

you never look shorter.

[Roan]

Yeah, he looked so short.

[Titus]

So shorts. Look how short he looks. I can't stress enough. Those were the actual shorts. That. That is.

[Dave]

That's what you were.

[Titus]

That's what I. Yeah, that's what they gave me to wear at the time.

[Kate]

In real time. Did it strike you as these are giant shorts, or was it so normal that you were like.

[Titus]

No, they. They were bad then and they're worse now. They've aged. They started out horrible and they've somehow.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Even worse.

[Roan]

I feel a little bad too, because, like, you guys, the pathetic Titans would have been in trouble Anyway, but Kamari McGee was incredible.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So I pointed this out on mostly sports, and I don't mean it to. To be mean to Kamari McGee, but like, he. He didn't have that great of a college career.

[Roan]

No, I mean, he was. He was significant. He was.

[Titus]

My point is, is like the levels to basketball players are insane.

[Roan]

Six points a game.

[Titus]

He averaged six points a game at Wisconsin.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And last night he was unconscious.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Literally against 15 guys. He's just dribbling through them, like toying with them, but also like, fundamentally sound at the same time. Getting his shot also.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

For the record, I think I texted him at 5:15 and was like, can you do this? Yeah, tape. And then I was connected him and Tate was like, can you be here by 6:15? So he literally just dropped whatever he was doing and came and just beat 15 dudes.

[Dave]

He probably Had a blast.

[Roan]

He always said he was the best time.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Him and Doug Eater running like a trap. Like you. They're like both like about six feet, maybe like a shade under if you average it. But they're just. Every passing lane was there. They're just like so. Yeah. Their hands are so active. They're so big and space.

[Nick]

And what's their gap to them to Jason Williams?

[Roan]

Immensely.

[Nick]

Right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Nick]

So like the boys confidence that work here. They have to be rat. We need barstool camp bad.

[Danny]

Yeah. They need to get Max. Was losing it the most?

[Roan]

Well, there was no organization on the team. Joe's none.

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah. Who's that? Who's that fault too?

[Roan]

I don't know. I mean, I think PFT was trying, but then we also have a bunch of guys who think they know what they're doing.

[Nick]

Like White Sox Dave.

[Roan]

Yeah, White Sox Dave. The ending clip might have turned it off. It was the most white. Like the whole thing is over.

[Brandon]

He took the mic from Kate.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And he's just screaming for no reason about God knows what.

[Kate]

I didn't even know what he was mad about because he was so.

[Titus]

I haven't seen this. No.

[Roan]

Did you find it?

[Jackie]

I. I tweeted it.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It's just a.

[Roan]

It's at the very end of the stream.

[Brandon]

It's about him and he's mad.

[Roan]

Right after they won a very successful stream. Like 35, 000 people watching live, three hours long. White Sox Dave really wasn't part of it. Like, he was part of it, but it wasn't.

[Kate]

That's why I didn't get why he was mad.

[Roan]

Yeah, we didn't see him a lot. He doesn't really play basketball.

[Kate]

Excellent after dark stream. Even though the guys are still screaming.

[Roan]

Hold on.

[Kate]

Timeout, guys.

[Brandon]

You won.

[Nikki Smokes]

Well then.

[Danny]

Okay, okay, okay. Because I was gonna get it to do.

[Nikki Smokes]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Danny]

Cause you started looking at me like,

[Nikki Smokes]

give me the ball.

[Brandon]

You took the mic.

[Nikki Smokes]

He was demanding the ball. I was listening to the ball.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Roan]

That was it. That was the end of the stream.

[Titus]

What's he angry about?

[Nick]

Used to be like that every day.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Who were the main characters on the. The Joe side? Dana who stood out.

[Roan]

Dana stood out because it felt. Felt like Dana. He just kept on getting fatter somehow.

[Brandon]

I don't know really?

[Nikki Smokes]

What?

[Brandon]

What?

[Roan]

Like it was. Yeah, it was just cuz, like he looked heavy. And then he took off his shirt. And he was also like missing a couple, like, easy layups. Nikki smokes obviously. Main character always through his shoes at the end. Yeah. The strategy of the Joes being like, we're only gonna shoot twos. The thing we suck at when we have a significant man advantage was so bizarre to me.

[Nick]

I.

[Roan]

They can't shoot.

[Max]

I will stick up for. I thought the strategy worked when it was like, 15 on 5, but then when it started whittling down.

[Brandon]

And it never worked.

[Roan]

No.

[Nick]

Did you guys win when it was 15 on 5?

[Max]

We had no chances against them on the inside.

[Roan]

Of course you got good shots. It was 15 on five. It's making the shot right.

[Max]

But we would not have gotten.

[Roan]

We got a lot of open looks.

[Max]

We would have not.

[Brandon]

There was one side for good.

[Max]

Anytime we got the ball automatically turned.

[Brandon]

There was one time, I believe it was 15 on three. They got a rebound, and they start to turn up the court. Tate says, go. We got numbers. It's 15 on 3.

[Danny]

You always have numbers. Every layer of the floor, there are numbers.

[Roan]

Every shot is a good shot because you're open. You just. I said this to you before, Stephen, in the cave, because you were. You were pretty. You're pretty optimistic.

[Max]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And I was like, we can't shoot.

[Max]

We were very close to winning eight on five, I believe. And then after that, the wheels just fell off.

[Roan]

But if you were like, I know, obviously maybe feel different playing in it from a viewer's perspective, any. They were going at, like, 75 max. And then whenever it got closer, like, oh, yeah, we'll just turn it up a little bit.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And then we'll definitely win.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You could feel that there was just a lot of coasting, and then like, oh, fuck, it's five.

[Brandon]

Five.

[Roan]

All right, we'll win this game.

[Titus]

I won't speak on the. The actually good players, but as a guy that was on the team and my first. So my plan last night was to not play. My plan. Cause, like, Tate asked me if I. I. I was like, I don't. I mean, like, if you want to put me on the pros, I. I think it might be funny if you just put me on the end of the bench. That's what I did best. I'll just sit there and pretend like I might come in. But then as it started to go on, like, I could tell, like, guys wanted breather.

[Danny]

Yeah, we needed it. We needed you.

[Titus]

I was like, it. I'll just get in there. But I. I made the mistake of waiting until it was like, five on eight. And at that point, it's just chaos. It's not Even basketball.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So I think, like, from my perspective, and I talked to the guys on the team, you're, you're, you're kind of coasting because you, you don't even really know what to do. Like, every instinct you have, a basketball player, you just throw out the window of, like, where you're supposed to go on the floor, how you're supposed to handle the double team. So you're just kind of floating around. And then I think, yeah, when the games got close, that's when, like, Brandon Paul and Kamari McGee were both just like, it. I'm just going to take over.

[Roan]

It was just.

[Titus]

And not try to pass the ball or anything else.

[Roan]

And as long as they get the ball in bounds, it was. Yeah, it would get a good shot.

[Danny]

It was 15 to 3, and I think we were losing. At one point. We were 15 on three, and we were losing. And I took a timeout, and I was like, all right, let's, like, run some kind of, like, like, screen at the top of the key. And they're like, you, we can't run anything. There's nothing to run. There's no plays. There's no action.

[Titus]

Your instincts as a basketball player is like, let's work for a good shot. Let's take the ball to this part of the floor. Let's. It's just like realizing it's like the chaos.

[Danny]

It's like the Japanese videos where, like, two players playing against a hundred little kids.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Roan]

There was a moment like that where they were trying. I think Jason Williams was throwing the ball into Marshall Henderson, and we had, like, eight pathetic Titans just standing over Marshall Henderson.

[Danny]

Pathetic Titans come from kb.

[Roan]

He said, we're the house of pathetic Titans.

[Dave]

I think you said that. I was implying it.

[Roan]

I, I think you. I, I, no, because you had a hilarious riff about it, how we just have so much wasted size in this building.

[Nick]

Roan, you're six feet.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You're six.

[Danny]

One for nothing short. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

[Roan]

But we just have a bunch of dudes, I think.

[Dave]

Well, I think we're just like. They're average.

[Danny]

Right.

[Dave]

Well, with the, the confidence of a professional.

[Roan]

Right.

[Dave]

Sometimes.

[Roan]

And also, like, the IDEA that, like, 200 years ago this would be a house of kings. We're like, you know, Warriors. Yeah, Warriors, Gladiators. Instead, we are just pathetic Titans.

[Danny]

Do you think this is what, like, the 300 actually look like? Like, obviously in, like, the movies, like, they all have abs, but, like, is this just what, the 300?

[Nick]

Yeah, it was just all kic,

[Danny]

but

[Roan]

we have like, we have like six dudes over six feet or. Six.

[Dave]

Yeah. You guys are so massive.

[Brandon]

I said, wait a second.

[Dave]

Like, stand up.

[Kate]

I did not understand this. All I knew is he was pointing, saying, I have a ring or something.

[Brandon]

I will not let fake news be spread. I never told Jay will I have a ring and he doesn't. I said, I have one too and you want it for me. Big difference. Okay, that's just as bad.

[Kate]

Pardon me.

[Roan]

I didn't understand that you're trying to own him.

[Brandon]

I have a ring too. You want it for him.

[Nick]

Roan's.

[Danny]

Wait.

[Dave]

I think he said.

[Nick]

Oh, he's saying the heat ring is his ring.

[Dave]

Well, I think he was paying homage.

[Danny]

Oh, so he has multiple rings then.

[Roan]

He's got three.

[Danny]

He's actually got three.

[Titus]

And I have more than you.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And the one you have. I do too. Smokes owns it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I gotta tell Jay Will that he's gonna be pissed.

[Roan]

But it was. That was a stream that, like, you could tell slowly, like, broke containment of barstool, where I had the people who like, don't really watch barstool start texting me, being like, what is going on? And you could just tell, like, even like ex athletes being like c. Which has to feel good for them.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think. I think the more we do these pros versus Joe's things, the athletes are going to want to be involved.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

I think. I think it's very fun for them. I was a little worried, especially Hansborough came on here before the stream. It was like talking about, I'm scared to get hurt or whatever, which is fair concern. I was worried that some of the guys last night would like walk away and be like, that was a show or what. They all seem to have a great time.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

They all seem to love it. And I think when the last couple still sleeping at all, if you're a basketball player that. That we might reach out to in the future, like next year to do that. And you watch that. Like, I don't know how you won't want to be in.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Tom.

[Roan]

Tom Crabtree who played for the packers said, do football next. Like, yeah, absolutely not.

[Danny]

Football versus basketball would be cool. Look at that.

[Nick]

Nice feet inside.

[Danny]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Nikki Smokes]

No way.

[Brandon]

We're counting that.

[Roan]

We got to count that.

[Brandon]

That's the cool factor.

[Roan]

We gotta count that.

[Brandon]

Capable of doing that.

[Dave]

Facilities who came out the best on barstool.

[Roan]

Can you find that clip of them guarding Marshall Henderson? Because it was so funny. I think it was like 15 on four. 15 on three. Yeah. Deutsch for sure.

[Kate]

I know. At the end, the Joe's whole thing was just get the ball to Deutsch.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He's the only one who can score.

[Dave]

I saw a chief makes him. He looked nice.

[Brandon]

Oh, Tate put one in Hansboro's eye at the very, very beginning.

[Nick]

See, that's what these guys are risking. One play.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like Brandon, when you scored on Titus.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's what it tweeted. Yeah.

[Danny]

But then the.

[Nick]

The.

[Danny]

The good thing for the pros is they had the redemption of being able to score again and again and again.

[Nick]

Yeah. But they can't tweet out that clip of, like, look, I scored on. I scored on Mike Cadence, dude.

[Brandon]

Watching Hans get in.

[Jackie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Watching Hansboro drift into a little psycho T mode every now and then was.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Roan]

His eyes.

[Danny]

One of the last few games, he was like. Like, just maybe just like a couple runs. Like, we'll keep it short. And then by the end, he was like, a couple more like. A couple more like, let me keep running.

[Titus]

He didn't want to come out.

[Danny]

He didn't want to come out. He was having fun. I think he was just genuinely having a good time.

[Roan]

Yeah. And. And J. Will was so. That two on two game was so impressive.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I know I shouldn't be impressed by it, but him just casually hitting every

[Danny]

three dice was saying it during the game. He's like, this is just like, this is what NBA players are. This is what, like, pros are. That just like, he's 50 years old and just is so casually. Like, if you were.

[Titus]

If you were to reminisce on Jay Will's NBA career, you. You might not ever mention that he was a decent shooter. Like, just like, he wasn't known as a shooter.

[Roan]

Right.

[Titus]

And yet he's so good that he could just casually, at 50 years old, after not touching a ball for however long, just hit everything.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's crazy. Just crazy. I don't. Are other sports that way or am I just aware of it because I'm a basketball guy? Where, like, it feels like the perception of the people on the couch are that they. You know, like, you see a guy brick three shots, and you're like, he's a bum. Not that, like, you're better than them, but, like, I think the. I think. I think there's a. There's a. A lack of respect for basketball talent.

[Roan]

Correct.

[Titus]

More so than other sports for some reason.

[Roan]

The only other one I can think of is I think people the way MLB Players throw the baseball, not even pitchers. I'm talking about position players, outfielders. I don't think anyone fully realizes that. Yeah, that could be like guys throwing from the wall to second base on a rope. Like, if you go stand at the wall and try to throw to second base, you're not gonna get it there. Yeah. You know, or. Or like from third to first, like 85 miles an hour. That's not a pitcher. And he's throwing it that fast.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Roan]

I think those ones like, you're like. Because it looks so cat. They make it look so casual.

[Nick]

I think basketball's too accessible. It's in every. Every driveway. You go out there and you make three shots. You're like, I'm just.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Can you see a pro do poorly against the Celtics? And you're like, oh, he sucks.

[Titus]

Yeah. Well, I mean, Kamari McGee is a great example of like a guy who I imagine the last few years when he's at Wisconsin, there were Wisconsin fans at times where they're just like, this guy sucks. You know, like he misses three in a row or something. And you're just like, this guy's. And then you watch him. It's like actual crazy. Just average Joe's. And he's just. He's incredible.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Everyone's a bomb in the NBA. Everyone has gotten bomb allegations.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Danny]

Washed allegations.

[Titus]

Rome.

[Brandon]

Can we talk about j. Well's friends?

[Danny]

Of course.

[Brandon]

He just had two friends. I guess they're in their 50s and they just were in the corner hammering beers all night. Just. Just enjoying. Had a front row seat.

[Danny]

So one of them, he's like, seemed

[Brandon]

like the coolest guys of all time. Just friends from West Virginia, I assume.

[Danny]

He's like, my son lives in Manhattan. He's a model. The one's got a model son that lives in Manhattan.

[Brandon]

He did have a good looking glint in his eye.

[Kate]

The guy with the good hair.

[Danny]

He played Robert Redford.

[Kate]

Yes, he did.

[Danny]

Yeah. A little bit of a Robert.

[Brandon]

He's just rolling around with two 55 year olds just that enjoy watching him do things.

[Danny]

They had a flight out on a private jet this morning. So one of those guys is, I think ungodly rich.

[Brandon]

Oh, it was those guys with the. I knew they had a flight.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

When you said they had a flight. 10:30 and they left at 10:15. I was like, God damn.

[Danny]

Yeah, they have a private plane just waiting for them. I don't know who that. I don't know who. I think that that's A perk of having NBA ties is, like, for the rest of your life, you'll have access to untold riches and wealth. They just played Michael Jordan's golf course.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Rich guys want to be friends with J. Will.

[Danny]

It's so nice.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

He has. Yeah. Insane little circles that. But that's. They were nice guys. Were they nice to you?

[Brandon]

They were. They were terrific.

[Danny]

Or were they.

[Brandon]

Were they drinking on whatever they could get their hands on out of the kitchen?

[Danny]

Yeah, they were luscious.

[Brandon]

Yeah. But I. I just. I watched them the whole time watching him, because they were actually, like, rooting for him.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, I. I talked to him one time, said, hold on, I gotta see if he makes this. All right.

[Danny]

He gave one of the guys a weed. The guy thought it was like a weed edible, but it was actually like a weed, like a liquid capsule, like a fish oil pill type of thing. And he. So the guy bit it in half and it just, like, exploded all over his face like a gusher.

[Dave]

Why did he do that?

[Titus]

Exactly.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Danny]

Why?

[Roan]

Stephen, what was the vibe like for the Joe's team? Not good.

[Max]

So it started off really good, and, like, Rico started the whole stream with a one on one and, you know, kind of got bodied, and it was just kind of fun because he scored. And it's like, all right, we got one. You know, every game it looks like we were scoring one or a little bit more. So it's like, all right, we're getting close. And then by the time it was eight on five, like, it became very competitive, and we're all like, all right, this is the round. We're gonna win. And we did come close. I think we had a shot to potentially win the game at 85. But then obviously, you know, we didn't. But as the stream grew longer, we all started just screaming at each other. And, like, Dana and Chief were, like, legitimately yelling at each other.

[Brandon]

Mm.

[Max]

White Sox day was yelling at everybody. Max was screaming at everybody. But I think that was kind of.

[Nick]

There was.

[Max]

There was two schools of thought once, you know, things kind of got down to it, and Max was of the ilk, like, we have to get the ball inside. We suck at shooting. And then the overall strategy going in was like, we gotta just shoot twos, do not drive the ball or shoot a one. It's a waste of time. So I think the. The differences in philosophy were clashing. And then also every time we did try to get the ball inside, someone either not shoot, miss, or turn the ball over, which led To a lot of headbutting. So it was. It was an interesting stream.

[Kate]

Yeah, Max was screaming a ton after the cameras went off. He was, like, still yelling, even over by the pizza.

[Roan]

Look to your left.

[Nikki Smokes]

50 dudes on the.

[Titus]

I about. I about lost it late in the. Dude on the court.

[Roan]

I'm out looking for Chiefs. I'm not telling you for cheap. Looking for you to someone.

[Brandon]

Let's have a go.

[Nikki Smokes]

I was just letting you know I was open. How does that help the ball? You know what?

[Roan]

I won't say a word. I won't say the ball was turned over because maybe the next time down,

[Nick]

Chief was letting Dana know that he was open. On what point of the. The night was this?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I believe this was before.

[Roan]

Why did we start taking off our shirts?

[Brandon]

I don't know. All the big boys did it at the same time.

[Roan]

Yeah, they gave. Max's jersey was way too short. That was mean what they did to my boy.

[Brandon]

Oh, T. T couldn't even put his jersey on.

[Kate]

He had to cut it.

[Titus]

He had to cut it when it was 15 on 2. And it felt like the numbers were so overwhelming. There's just no way the Joe's could lose. And like, no matter what the pros could do there. There's just no way.

[Danny]

And.

[Titus]

And we. And the pros had the wrong two out there. Like, we. You know, at that point the night I think even we started, it was J.

[Danny]

Will Marshall Henderson, because it was just like, those two dudes are going to do some, like, goofy shit with the basketball.

[Titus]

Yeah. And the two that should have been out there maybe were probably gas. So it's like, you know, it's. Yes, whatever. So, like, the night's winding down. You're like, all right, let's. Let's let the Joes win this one. And then Dana has a wide open layup and throws it to a trailer. And the trailer was J. Will. And the entire. The entire Joe's team just lost their fucking mind. Oh, I lost it. That was so funny.

[Danny]

Chief and Dana yelling at each other with smiles on their face like, they. They are both nice guys, but they're just like, you shut the.

[Roan]

Yeah, you're.

[Jackie]

No, you're a great stuff, Dave just being like. I saw he wasn't open, but I passed it to him anyways because Tate told me to. Like, how do you deal with that? Boss man said, yeah, we got it entertaining stream.

[Titus]

We gotta do more of those.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

What would be next?

[Kate]

I'll say a quick thing. I noticed Blutman's Blood coming directly out of his skin looked like molasses.

[Nikki Smokes]

Really?

[Kate]

It was.

[Nick]

Well, he only eats gummies.

[Kate]

Okay. It looked like gummy blood coming out.

[Roan]

Strawberry.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Strawberries.

[Danny]

No, but his blood is like that. It had a pinkish shoe. It had a pink lemonade like look to it.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's the gummies.

[Titus]

Show us the boo boo Bloodman.

[Kate]

It sprayed across the court on the other side. I don't know how it got as far as it did.

[Max]

That was the combine injury.

[Roan]

Repeat injury.

[Sass]

Is that a redhead thing? Because Mook had a scab for like two years.

[Nick]

Yeah, Mook's skin ripped open. We had a stink bomb go. It was too stinky for his skin.

[Dave]

The stink gave him the scar.

[Sass]

There is another price versus Joe's in a couple weeks.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh. What?

[Danny]

Tease it.

[Sass]

Yeah, it's on. It's on. It's on.

[Dave]

Yeah, it's perfect. It's like the handball.

[Roan]

Oh, we did this last year. That one was tough.

[Sass]

That was dodgeball.

[Roan]

What did we do handball too? Oh, we did dodgeball. You're right. We had the hand.

[Brandon]

We had handball teams here. Yeah, that's.

[Roan]

They're gonna us up.

[Sass]

Let's get some quarterbacks.

[Roan]

They're gonna us up bad. But those are pros.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And a different sport, I guess.

[Roan]

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[Brandon]

I saw Tommy Smokes run across running very awkwardly.

[Roan]

Well, he doesn't run normally.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it was. It was weird.

[Roan]

By the way, Stephen Chase's son is here today. I already told him if he needs his shoe tied, I got him.

[Brandon]

Yeah, nice. I'll tie that shoe.

[Roan]

I got you. I got you, brother. Still so funny.

[Danny]

He's a ball knower too. Who?

[Brandon]

He is a ball know.

[Nick]

You could just name somebody and I'll say the college.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Very impressive.

[Roan]

He's a good kid.

[Nick]

I think it was Eddie. Eddie wants to use him as a phone. A friend for the dozen.

[Max]

Funny.

[Roan]

That'd be so funny. What's up, Roan?

[Danny]

I miss you guys. I miss you guys like crazy. We. I'm. I'm here for. Because we have the one on one to one later on today. It should be fun.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Danny]

It should be.

[Roan]

Very excited.

[Danny]

Do you think everyone's legs are going to be dead for that though? I don't know if like, if, if like Nikki Smokes won it last time. But is, are, are his legs dead? Did he get rid of his. Should he throw out his shoes?

[Brandon]

He's got to redeem himself though. I mean J Will kind of took his soul last night, so he's got to get it back.

[Danny]

He told me at one point last night he said I'm not coming tomorrow.

[Brandon]

Oh, he did take his shoes off and throw him as far as he could during the last play. Right.

[Roan]

He's. He's. He does that during basketball.

[Brandon]

He throws his shoes.

[Roan]

Yeah, he'll throw his shoes. He'll throw the ball. He's our most temperamental basketball player. Even in pickup.

[Danny]

Really? More than the all those other temperamental guys we saw? Yeah.

[Roan]

I just pointed to one.

[Nikki Smokes]

No, you wanted that way.

[Danny]

There's a shoe. I didn't see that score. They played a run.

[Roan]

Oh man. If they had gotten to one, that would have been.

[Dave]

Did anyone come out of it like, yeah, I can low key compete with these guys.

[Brandon]

Deutsch would be the only one. But he, he's a no too. But he's. He's a softer no than everybody else.

[Nick]

I don't think Smokes. His confidence can be shaken.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It has to have been. He was.

[Dave]

Did he score at all?

[Brandon]

Not very much at all here and

[Kate]

there, but not a ton.

[Dave]

I bet you could probably give the Pelican Six convince on Zion.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And then Marshall Henderson slept at Mincy's house.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

On the tiniest.

[Nick]

On the smallest.

[Roan]

Take a picture of a sleeping man.

[Nick]

But like Mincy has been hosting people that are smaller than him.

[Brandon]

He has an air mattress.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What was going on?

[Danny]

I met Marshall Henderson yesterday and he was, he was the man. He was like. It was so funny that. Just like remembering the guy who was so intense during all of his games. Going up to that still image he has. Going up to the crowd talking his was so sick. And then he was like talking about how he like hurt his hamstring playing softball and he was so nice and like he still had some game, but, like, you could tell that, like, you know, he's 35, but, like, when he was getting dressed, there was one point where, like. Like he had been inside for a while, and then just like a puff of smoke came out of his mouth, like in the middle of the conversation, like he had already been inside. It's not like he just hit something. It was just some smoke that was residual.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Lodged in there somewhere.

[Nick]

It's like a corner.

[Danny]

Yeah. He just had a little bonus.

[Titus]

Yeah. I feel like if you asked him how the stream went, he would have no idea what you're talking about.

[Dave]

Yeah, I guess the pros also being very retired and high change.

[Titus]

I really think, think if you put. If you put Brandon Paul and Kamari McGee out there for the. For the 15 versus 2, and you told them, like, you guys win this, we'll give you like 20 grand or something, they would have easily won.

[Brandon]

They would have won.

[Titus]

They would have won 15 on two.

[Danny]

Yeah. Brandon Paul said he had two other basketball workouts that day. Like, he was. That was like the most tired version of him.

[Titus]

I wonder what would have happened. I kind of wish we could have seen it. What would have happened if. If the pros won 15 on one, would the Joes have had to just do 15 on none?

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah,

[Kate]

yeah.

[Titus]

See how long that would have taken.

[Roan]

Pass it to Deutsch.

[Danny]

The Loyola boys were sick too.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah.

[Titus]

I like the loyal.

[Danny]

Oh, wait, so that bed is in his room?

[Roan]

Yeah, it's that. Right. Deutsch might have brought it himself.

[Sass]

Well, I think Ethan slept on it. Slept on it.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Titus]

So that's the couch, Marshall.

[Nick]

That's a room. Maybe Mincy slept on it.

[Brandon]

Because, listen, there's a chance Marshall Henderson was so high that he walked right past that air mattress to the couch.

[Titus]

Fell on the couch.

[Roan]

Yeah. Also the idea Mincy might have slept on the. On the air. Right.

[Nick]

They were talking.

[Roan]

Be together.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like a sleepover. Yeah. Talk yourself to the last second you're awake. Why did he tweet?

[Nick]

Yeah, that is weird to take a photo.

[Sass]

Gotta take a pic of this guy sleeping and tweet.

[Roan]

It's dead asleep.

[Brandon]

Okay. Did mints mean he has to call into the show or he has to call in sick? Because Marshall Henderson, you might have to

[Sass]

call in big cat to skull America.

[Dave]

Oh, I see.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Roan]

O.

[Brandon]

My mistake.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I mean, his. His time in Ole Miss was amazing.

[Roan]

Yeah, it was.

[Danny]

It was so fun.

[Roan]

He was such a demon.

[Danny]

Yeah. I was like, unleash some of that demon. He's like, that's long gone. That's a long gone part of me.

[Roan]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

I was like, unlock it.

[Roan]

It's got to be somewhere because I saw it somewhere with J Will and

[Danny]

Psycho T. Originally, that first game, we wanted Rico against Marshall Henderson, like Demon on Demon. But when we found out that he doesn't have like demon anymore, it's just like, all right, let to go get the win sent out. Brandon Paul. Who's sick. Well, how tall is he? What's he, six, four?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to have him stand next to me because women were dming me asking if he was single and how tall he was.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So I had. Yeah.

[Roan]

Good looking guy. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean, there was a time there when it was seven nothing. Seven one, seven nothing. Every single time we had to just invent to talk about until it got to like 8 on 5, 9 on 5. And there was a. There was a 30 minute stretch where it was competitive.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But once it got past, once it got too many people.

[Danny]

There's a critical mass where there's too many. Yeah.

[Roan]

It is crazy too, thinking about like we didn't have a seven footer. Could easily add it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Like imagine we had a seven.

[Nikki Smokes]

The hut.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hut.

[Danny]

Us up bad out there.

[Kate]

Got us up.

[Roan]

Oh, man.

[Kate]

You know what? I liked? You discovering that Jason Williams had a Mayberry tattoo on his leg.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He had Barney fife tattoo. He had Barney Fife. He had Andy Griffith. Griffith. He had the entire cast of. And I just. I never knew it. And he said it was for his dad, which is amazing because my dad's favorite show was Iany Griffith show. And I would never get tattoos, but. And also didn't like my dad, but he had an incredible.

[Kate]

Yeah, he had a whole leg sleeve

[Brandon]

and he had the Mayberry sign like it was. It was awesome.

[Danny]

You guys are birds of a feather.

[Brandon]

We're very, very similar. Except.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

One major difference.

[Danny]

You got three rings. He's only got one.

[Brandon]

One major, major difference.

[Titus]

I came out so easily.

[Brandon]

He would.

[Nick]

He would never say that about you.

[Brandon]

No, we've talked about it. We grew up in very similar.

[Titus]

Me, an NBA legend.

[Brandon]

Similar.

[Roan]

Very, very similar.

[Danny]

Very similar guys cut from the same cloth.

[Brandon]

There can be one major difference of basketball building and everything else be kind of similar. Right.

[Nick]

You're better at trivia, I bet.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Maybe.

[Danny]

You got a ring?

[Brandon]

I do have a ring.

[Titus]

You have more dogs antiquing. Yeah.

[Nick]

Did you tell him about your man?

[Brandon]

You're joking. But he came in mostly today, and he was fascinated by my trinkets and my stuff.

[Titus]

And he said, like, in a good way.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he. Yeah, he, like. He saw my Larry Bird. He was like, what's that? He asked about my Martinsburg, WV helmet.

[Jackie]

Spend money on all this.

[Brandon]

And then he said, how come you don't have any Jason Williams stuff? And I said, hey, it's at home. And B, I'll have more next time you're out here.

[Danny]

So do you actually have some?

[Brandon]

I have a signed jersey.

[Danny]

Really?

[Jackie]

Huh.

[Roan]

That counts?

[Danny]

Yeah, it counts.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I just saw Danny in New York.

[Nick]

What was Danny doing out there?

[Danny]

And it was sightseeing.

[Jackie]

Weren't you Empire State? I was on the Empire State Building, and there was a. We're on the top floor, and there was a lady. Her scarf fell off, went in the air, wrapped around a heat lamp.

[Brandon]

We were like, whoa.

[Jackie]

Oh, could we be witnessing history right now? Unfortunately, we didn't. And they got.

[Nick]

You wanted the Empire State.

[Jackie]

If it's gonna burn, it better be while I'm on.

[Nick]

I'll be cool.

[Danny]

Was o' day in there.

[Roan]

I no longer works there.

[Sass]

What.

[Danny]

What building does he work for?

[Dave]

I'll tell you where.

[Danny]

Surely he works for another building.

[Sass]

For the Burrow of Manhattan.

[Nick]

Now he works for the city.

[Sass]

I think he. I think he runs, like, the boroughs. Communication.

[Brandon]

Oh, so he works for all the building.

[Dave]

The office of the Manhattan Borough president.

[Nick]

Are you friends with him on LinkedIn?

[Dave]

Communications.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Dave]

Starting in January of this year.

[Brandon]

That sounds pretty big.

[Nick]

So he went from building to this whole city.

[Brandon]

Mm. What's next?

[Nick]

The world, I think.

[Roan]

I feel like he's just perfect to be mum. Donnie's tweeter.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's a great job to have. I mean, tj, can we look up what the New York City budget is? I think it's like $116 billion. He's got to be rolling in it.

[Roan]

Nick, how much FOMO did you have last week?

[Nick]

Week on an unbelievable absurd amount. When I saw those bagpipes come out, it was. Everything was perfect. That the ref you had?

[Brandon]

Oh, ref.

[Roan]

Tom.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Roan]

He's our ref for life.

[Nick]

Yeah, No, I was in Scottsdale for a 70th birthday/retirement party, and I was just not talking to anybody. Watching the yak.

[Danny]

It was.

[Roan]

It was quite something. I can't wait for Games 3, 4, and 5 a year from now.

[Brandon]

In Scottsdale.

[Roan]

Yeah, in Scott.

[Nick]

And then went 6 and 7 2.

[Roan]

Three years from now.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon]

See?

[Nick]

Yeah, I'LL be there for that.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah. Make sure you're here.

[Danny]

Filler brother in.

[Brandon]

What.

[Danny]

What. What happened?

[Roan]

We had the yug off. Oh. And it was Dana Vers the home by three guys. We had game one and two, and we. We brought out all the stops. We had bag.

[Danny]

Oh, I saw the. I saw an anthem. I saw the guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

Sneaky. Actually, the one thing that, like, kind of went underneath the. The cracks is the. The acapella group was one of the funniest moments having those kids come out here. And they. We had.

[Brandon]

We.

[Roan]

We got a college acapella group for game two.

[Danny]

No way.

[Roan]

And they came out after the bagpipes. They did not know what they signed up for. Nailed it and then left.

[Brandon]

They were so good, though.

[Roan]

So good. But, yeah, it was the whole thing. We had a first pitch.

[Danny]

I think deep down, every guy does want to be in an acapella group.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Danny]

And there's a couple things in the way. It's like the skill and the perception of, like, acapella group.

[Roan]

Those guys in the Philly area that are on everyone's algorithm. We talked about them. Yes, that. Those guys. This is dudes, rocks. They're just standing around next to a nice Trader Joe's spread in their, you know, gap button downs.

[Danny]

Everyone wants that, but, like, there's just. No.

[Nick]

I think everybody wants to be, like, the deep voice guy that comes in at the end. That's the star of the show.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, what a dream.

[Kate]

Who in here is our Soprano? Which are these boys?

[Roan]

These guys? These are my guys.

[Danny]

It's our high notes soprano, Frankie Valli.

[Kate]

Yes. Who's our Frankie Valley?

[Nick]

Did we say all these guys were gay?

[Roan]

No, I don't think so.

[Nick]

I think we came to the price.

[Titus]

Sure are.

[Roan]

I want to hang out with them.

[Nick]

Yes, you do.

[Titus]

But there you go. Rowan. That speaks to the perception, like, dude.

[Danny]

Yes. It's the perception, like, there's just not guys who can just be free and Exactly.

[Nick]

How does it become an Ivy League thing? Is it hard to do? Do you have to be smart?

[Danny]

No. I don't know. I. I think that just the way they carry themselves, it's like.

[Roan]

It's prim and proper.

[Danny]

Yeah. It's like a club that you're not in type of thing.

[Brandon]

I have an acapella friend.

[Nick]

Sass was in one at the Paul for, like, a short period of time.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, then he left. But I think that they were. I think they were really good.

[Nick]

Were they?

[Danny]

Look at the time they competed.

[Kate]

The Wisconsin.

[Nick]

He Wasn't there for any of the competitions because they made proof that he was.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Sass]

Sass was on Rogan.

[Danny]

What?

[Sass]

Yeah, for like point one seconds.

[Roan]

Wait, let me see.

[Dave]

Really?

[Brandon]

So it's him and Portnoy about Facebook.

[Dave]

Hey, wait, what? Yeah.

[Roan]

Oh, he's a giant.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, nice.

[Kate]

They're looking up something else.

[Roan]

Oh, that's great.

[Danny]

So he's on Jamie's algorithm. Awesome.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's what it means.

[Sass]

Down it.

[Dave]

Joe was kind of into it.

[Nick]

I could tell.

[Roan]

I think Jamie's a low key stoolie. I think Hank might have talked to him.

[Danny]

He came to a pop punk show.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And we, like, spent the night with him.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's.

[Danny]

He was so nice. He was just like the nicest guy that you could ever imagine. You'd never think that he was. He had the power of governments in his hands.

[Sass]

It's the goat.

[Nick]

He's a king maker. He could pull up anything.

[Danny]

Yeah, he could pull up anything. Pull up somebody by their bootstraps. They also. Jordan Jensen talked about Francis one time on Joe Rogan. She was like, Francis Ellis. She's like, oh, wait, no, I mean, Jason Ellis. So twice.

[Nick]

That's pretty good.

[Roan]

And really on the minds.

[Danny]

They're circling the drain.

[Roan]

Really close.

[Danny]

They're definitely circling the drain.

[Max]

Can we talk about Trader Joe's for a second?

[Roan]

Yeah, sure.

[Titus]

What.

[Max]

Where does that fall in the tiers of supermarkets?

[Nick]

Is that special?

[Max]

I feel like it's not in elitist, but it's also not.

[Nick]

I think it's high end. Feels like it's high end but not expensive.

[Brandon]

It's its own thing. Right.

[Roan]

I think.

[Sass]

Yeah.

[Roan]

If you go to. If you shop at Trader Joe's, that's kind of the only place you shop.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Roan]

Like your whole pantry is just Trader Joe's.

[Brandon]

It. It's high end.

[Titus]

No, I'm the opposite. I'm a sniper at Trader Joe.

[Brandon]

You are.

[Roan]

I didn't know they had them elsewhere.

[Titus]

And I go, like, specific snacks. Specific.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Their snacks are unparalleled.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Thanksgiving dinner chips.

[Brandon]

They're freezer aisles. Elite.

[Titus]

We don't grocery shop at Tradie Joe's. Three things. And we're going to Trader Joe's.

[Jackie]

Would you put it in the same category as like an Erwan? Like, specialty?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Roan]

I don't know what that.

[Kate]

Like a poor man's erewhon?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

It's the one that sells like the four of these.

[Kate]

No, no, but I'm saying compared to our one.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Where a straw. A Single strawberry is like $40.

[Brandon]

I have done the full grocery chips at Trader Joe's, and I always find those a little unfulfilling. The best way is what Titus said. What's the best way to go and get five things, by the way.

[Roan]

Erewhon and aloe. Those are the two brands that I honestly think I like, try to dig into what they are. Someone come arrest me. Just be like, you can't.

[Nick]

Tommy smokes. It didn't make any sense.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think aloe actually has just reached its tipping point.

[Roan]

Really?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I would know. I. I honestly, I'm not trying to.

[Nick]

KB's clad in aloe all the time.

[Dave]

Where like. Yeah, like.

[Roan]

Yeah, but you could.

[Dave]

It's. They're making too much. Yeah.

[Danny]

I think that they're. Yeah, they're mass manufacturing. The quality is going down. They're just slapping a logo on anything. Babies are perfect. Time to jump in.

[Titus]

The pores have got their hands on them. What is it?

[Roan]

It's gym.

[Kate]

Too accessible.

[Danny]

I think it's gym. Where?

[Dave]

Athleisure.

[Roan]

But is it. It's also like a physical location.

[Titus]

Is it not a store?

[Dave]

It's a retail.

[Roan]

Oh, it's a store.

[Danny]

It's not like an equinox.

[Roan]

I thought it was like a cold tub in, like a sauna.

[Dave]

Oh, they might have that, but it's not.

[Danny]

There's a store by me that does not have that.

[Roan]

I mean, everything I know is from following Sophie Julia barstool things.

[Danny]

Oh, she's aloe.

[Roan]

I think she was Kelly Stafford. Okay.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dave]

Kind of my circle.

[Nick]

That's your people.

[Roan]

Yeah. No, this is not singing bowls. I'm intimidated.

[Dave]

Just look at that.

[Brandon]

Hey, you would. They would stop you at the door.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And Erawan is also a grocery store. Oh, it's a smoothie place.

[Nick]

That's Justin Bieber's wife.

[Brandon]

It's nowhere.

[Kate]

Haley Bieber's.

[Nick]

She has her own smoothie.

[Kate]

I think Conan had a smoothie there briefly or something.

[Danny]

Really?

[Roan]

Is Erewhon everywhere?

[Sass]

No, it's like Beverly Hills.

[Kate]

Beverly Hills. I think there's one more. Maybe in the Hamptons or something like that.

[Roan]

Got it.

[Kate]

But everything costs just an insane amount of money for some reason.

[Danny]

Huh. Before the blizzards in New York, the Trader Joe's had like three hour lines.

[Roan]

Yeah, they do have.

[Danny]

Which I think that makes me. That makes me believe that people who are Trader Joe's loyal are only Trader Joe's people. Because there's other grocery stores in New York. Or maybe they just really needed those Thanksgiving chips.

[Kate]

Not to brag. Did you know that women in Japan are paying like, a thousand dollars for these bags?

[Nick]

No.

[Kate]

Like the original Trader Joe's bags. I don't even know why I have this.

[Dave]

People are bringing those to the gym.

[Nick]

Did the really.

[Kate]

They're, like, hot right now.

[Nick]

Did the woke mob come for. Didn't Trader Joe's wasn't like Trader Jose's for their Mexican stuff. Trader. Didn't they use the. Change the names of the.

[Roan]

I like that.

[Nick]

I thought it was fine.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Roan]

What would be the Asian one?

[Nick]

Trader Jo Jo.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I feel like they've had a ton of recalls lately.

[Titus]

Really.

[Dave]

To bring the vibe.

[Roan]

Recalls at a supermarket.

[Kate]

A ton, though. Out of Trader Joe's recently. It's, like, been a problem.

[Roan]

Can I just say, blatantly, like, I. I don't respect recalls.

[Brandon]

You don't listen to them.

[Roan]

Nope.

[Titus]

Yeah, I don't.

[Roan]

I've had recalls.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Roan]

Before Trader Ming.

[Brandon]

So what if it was ground beef recall? Ground beef recall. You don't eat ground beef. Right.

[Roan]

I'm just gonna play the odds.

[Brandon]

All right. Your car recall.

[Roan]

Nope.

[Brandon]

You don't even check what it is?

[Roan]

No, it's like one.

[Brandon]

She definitely check what it is, though. If it's like the brake stop working at 30,000 miles.

[Roan]

Yeah, I'm just not. I'm not recall guy.

[Kate]

Any Stu Leonard's heads in here from the East Coast.

[Danny]

I'm familiar with their show.

[Nick]

Stu Leonard.

[Kate]

Oh, it's. Oh, it's like an Ikea youa have to walk through a certain pathway through the end. Every section has its own animatronic show,

[Brandon]

and that's the problem.

[Kate]

So you. Well, they just. They just unleashed a new animatronic on the oranges. It's an orange that dances like. You go into the dairy section, and the cows, like, churning butter. Singing, like churning. Churning all the butter. And it makes you. It's an experience. You go to the bananas and monkeys swing down for the cheese.

[Brandon]

No, you're right. But the problem is. Let me freestyle my way around the grocery store.

[Danny]

Right.

[Titus]

You can't.

[Brandon]

Don't tell me. The only way I can go around the grocery store.

[Kate]

It's a specific layout. And if you spend more than 50 bucks, you get an ice cream cone on the way out.

[Titus]

Huh.

[Brandon]

Which everybody should just get an ice cream cone.

[Kate]

Yeah. There's shows all throughout.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's. That stuff's neat. And the kids love. Seems like a lot, but it is. It is fun for the kids. But again, you can only. You can't go backwards no, you can't. You can only go forwards and you can only go in the order they want you to go. And I hate that.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Sometimes I like to start in produce, but sometimes I like to start in cereal. Sometimes I like to start in meats. Sometimes I go right to the meat counter.

[Titus]

We've compared notes on this before, Brandon. It takes me three hours at a grocery store.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

To get five things I love. I wander like crazy.

[Brandon]

I love it.

[Jackie]

Are you ever annoyed as a parent if they have like those distractions up in the grocery store and the kids want to go?

[Brandon]

No. Those are useful.

[Kate]

That's ideal.

[Roan]

Great.

[Jackie]

What if you're like, let's get a move on.

[Brandon]

Because you can say if you're on an aisle they don't want to be on, you're like, all right, well we'll be at the train in like two minutes. Just. Just relax.

[Roan]

And kids want to go to a grocery store. Then the minute you're there, they're like, let's go home.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

We actually have to shop.

[Brandon]

You need some things to distract.

[Kate]

You need some freebies and little cups every now and then. That's helpful.

[Roan]

You gotta open a couple. Couple bags while you're going.

[Jackie]

Just leave them in the car.

[Brandon]

I used to take my boy to the Wegmans in New Jersey and they have just a little cafe there. We would. We would shop for a while and stop and eat lunch and then go back.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's good.

[Sass]

They used to have a whole like kids area at Wegmans with like a play place, Jungle Gym, Nintendo 64. I was like begging my parents to go to Wegmans as a kid.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Ohman's rule.

[Nick]

Kyle, did you ever go in the Eaglet's Nest at Giant Eagle?

[Dave]

I wasn't allowed to shop it anywhere other than Reese. Oh yeah, my dad worked there. Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. I was at the Eaglets nest playing Echo the dolphin. You can't relate.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Dave]

You had to play Echo the Dolphin

[Nick]

and the Eaglet's Nest?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I wrote my book at. What is Giant Eagle in Upper Arlington.

[Nick]

Really?

[Titus]

Yeah. I didn't. I wasn't a coffee.

[Nick]

Were you in the nest?

[Titus]

I wasn't a coffee drinker back then, but I. They had the little cafe.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

There and.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I just want to get out of the house.

[Nick]

I love a giant eagle.

[Titus]

Actually wrote my entire book at a grocery store.

[Dave]

That's a good spate today.

[Kate]

Oh, the eagles.

[Dave]

I respect that.

[Nick]

I was in there gaming in high school.

[Danny]

But your dad was working at where.

[Dave]

Respects.

[Danny]

Why is it that. Why is this? Respect.

[Dave]

It's the name of Dave Respect. It's one of his names. It's his last name. Oh, second Dave respects Christians his last name. Yeah.

[Danny]

Got it.

[Dave]

Very regional. The Upper Ohio Valley.

[Danny]

Got it. Wow.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What was your dad doing over there?

[Dave]

He was catching robbers.

[Danny]

What?

[Dave]

He worked in loss prevention.

[Danny]

Really?

[Dave]

He was really good at it.

[Kate]

What was the most common thing stolen from the grocery store?

[Dave]

He never told me. There was like, he did like some big cases like. Like long standing, like steak thieves, people investigations. Big thing. And yeah, there's this guy from Moundsville who was stealing cart fulls of steaks like every day. Getting away with it finally took him down.

[Jackie]

Be tracking down people.

[Nick]

Like, how long was he doing it for my dad? No, the guy stealing the stakes.

[Dave]

Weeks, maybe months.

[Nick]

Your dad should have got that sooner.

[Dave]

And a really, really no. Make sure.

[Danny]

Is that like over a thousand dollars to a point?

[Dave]

Grand theft to a Ben.

[Sass]

Some stores will do that. They'll build a case.

[Danny]

Ah.

[Jackie]

Don't they have that weird rule where they can't hold them? Like they can only just chase them.

[Sass]

And I think Target does that.

[Dave]

So now it's crazy. They have biotech now. So you're like, you can't get away with it.

[Sass]

They'll wait for you to have a felony's worth of stealing and then they'll take you to jail.

[Titus]

I always heard that about Lowe's. You could just take whatever you want.

[Nick]

Yeah, like.

[Titus]

Like the hard.

[Danny]

Up to a grand.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Up to a certain amount.

[Kate]

You can put it on the wheel. Put it on.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Shopping at Lowe's now. I mean now it's probably the loss prevention guys are out of business because they just put everything behind a lock. Like cvs, Dwayne Reed, all these places. Now everything is behind. Behind a wall.

[Dave]

But he started in Jersey or Staten island at shop, right? And he said that was a different whole different beast. Because those guys will just say no.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Roan]

A bunch of Rico's walking around, they'll

[Dave]

take something and just be like, yeah, I'm not giving it to you.

[Roan]

Imagine security guard Mike if he wasn't on the right side of the law, like having to.

[Danny]

He.

[Roan]

He would. I would just talk you out of it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Your dad wrestling security guard Mike in a Staten island in New York. Staten Island.

[Dave]

I think he was like getting physical. Of course he treated it like a sport. Kind of was.

[Danny]

It's probably pretty fun.

[Dave]

You'd get up in the seat, thrill. It sounded like the way he spoke about it. Yeah.

[Danny]

He said he get it in the ceiling.

[Dave]

You get up in the ceiling. I'd be shopping for yogurt with my mom, and I'd hear a voice, Chunky, from the ceiling. Call me Chunky. You'd call me Kyle Jones. For some reason, I kind of stuck the dead.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

The first name.

[Nick]

Do you guys see the Pittsburgh Pirates put out a shirt that just says hoist the cones, and nobody knows what that means. Everybody's trying to figure out what. Hoist the cones.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Nobody knows what it really means. Somebody guessed it was for, like, a promotion they did in 2019. And they're trying to. But it's just.

[Danny]

I know.

[Nick]

I need to get a hoist the cone shirt so bad, though.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Dave]

It's just something.

[Kate]

Okay, wait, is it cone singular?

[Nick]

Yeah. Hoist the cone.

[Nikki Smokes]

No.

[Danny]

1 hoist.

[Nick]

That's what the Pirates fans say 44.99 for. You gotta hoist the cone.

[Kate]

HTC.

[Nick]

That's what.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's how you know you're a Die Hard.

[Roan]

This baseball promotion season, the Mallards have a. They're giving away, like, captain's hats for the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. And people were pissed.

[Kate]

I saw that.

[Titus]

I was wondering.

[Kate]

They're having a whole night.

[Roan]

I feel like enough times passed. We could do a wreck of the.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Old night.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Roan]

People, like, people actually died. It's okay.

[Brandon]

But it was like 50 years ago.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That's as far as, like, themes go.

[Nick]

That's a weird thing.

[Roan]

It's kind of a funny one, though.

[Titus]

What about spongebob? What about. What about

[Danny]

K Pop?

[Roan]

Please.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I. I feel like if you open up the tragedy, you got a whole

[Brandon]

new world of themes you can do.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nick]

New York Jets.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

A lot of out there.

[Titus]

Would that.

[Roan]

I mean, listen, the women's. I mean, the. The men's MLS team. Chicago Fire.

[Titus]

New York Jets.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

What?

[Brandon]

What?

[Kate]

Yeah, there was a big fire here.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I don't want a mallard.

[Nick]

Has there been a Colorado Avalanche that it was based off?

[Brandon]

Probably.

[Danny]

Were there any famous Washington Bullets?

[Roan]

The Miami Hurricane, certainly. Yeah, there's some, like.

[Danny]

Was the Washington Bullets. Is that named after Lincoln's assassination?

[Nick]

I think so.

[Roan]

And then they got rid of it after another assassination. I want to say they stopped it after. Yeah.

[Nick]

Remember the M, but with their logo on it. Oh, man.

[Roan]

That's funny. I added.

[Kate]

Remember the. If it was just Edmund Fitzgerald night. I could see.

[Brandon]

But they put their logo on the captain hat.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You can't do that. Oh, what was the school that did their gloves on? MLK for a Graphic state FSU did.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, that was a tough one. You just can't modify things.

[Dave]

Urban Outfitters put out a blood splattered Kent State like.

[Nick]

Oh, no way I remember that Jersey

[Dave]

or a crew neck. Yeah.

[Roan]

What

[Brandon]

he's doing. Tomahawk chop.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

I remember SpaghettiOs had a 911 tweet.

[Danny]

They did.

[Roan]

Didn't. Like there wasn't like a Hilton or something that did a.

[Kate]

Free muffins.

[Roan]

Yeah, free muffins for 15 minutes. It was like time to the.

[Nick]

Oh, when they hit.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Oh, no.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

God.

[Brandon]

What was the SpaghettiOs tweet?

[Titus]

It was the. The spaghetti remembers.

[Roan]

To those who lost in 9 11, the hotel will provide complimentary coffee and mini muffins from 8:45 to 9:15.

[Titus]

It was the. The cartoon Spaghettio. The American flag. American.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He was bummed too.

[Roan]

Yeah, there we go.

[Titus]

No, he wasn't.

[Nick]

Oh, nope. He's licking his lips.

[Dave]

Pleasure.

[Nick]

If he was weeping, maybe.

[Danny]

Where's the mouth of the SpaghettiO? Is that all?

[Nick]

I don't get where. Then where's the tongue go? He doesn't make any sense.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's just a small slit of mouth at the top. Or is the whole circle the mouth

[Sass]

or is it a big tooth?

[Brandon]

Oh, no, it's a circle.

[Nick]

Because it's an O. Yeah, it's.

[Roan]

It's.

[Nick]

It doesn't make any sense. That thing couldn't live. What's the most recent tragedy? You could have a memorial, like a. A giveaway night for.

[Roan]

It's a loaded question.

[Nick]

I don't think you do Pearl Harbor.

[Brandon]

That.

[Roan]

No, no.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Genghis Khan's death.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Probably enough challenge.

[Brandon]

You could do a Titanic night.

[Nick]

You could do a Titan.

[Roan]

Definitely do a Titanic night.

[Brandon]

Definitely do a Titanic night. Could you do the Titanic? The. The recent one?

[Sass]

The.

[Brandon]

The. The.

[Jackie]

The Explorer submarine.

[Kate]

Oh, the submarine, yeah.

[Danny]

Submersible.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Ocean's Gate.

[Danny]

I don't think you could. I don't think anyone.

[Brandon]

Titanic Knight.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Roan]

Those guys kind of were stupid.

[Danny]

Yeah, they were. You give out like controllers for it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Roan]

I watched the documentary. He was an. He just kept on firing all their compliance people. Clients. People like. Yeah, that's gonna blow up. He's like, all right, well, you're fired.

[Danny]

If he had died alone, you can, like.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

In your own way. To stupidity. But Dar, winning other people to stupidity

[Titus]

is a kid on there, I think. Right?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But then it turns out, like, it's like the ideal way to die.

[Nick]

Yeah, Right. You don't Feel anything? It's done.

[Danny]

That does sound perfect.

[Roan]

Tj, I found the. I found the moment. Why? It's actually the time stamp. Yeah. Watch this. This is when I was like, this is just. Look at them following Marshall Henderson around.

[Nick]

I didn't even see him.

[Roan]

Perfect.

[Brandon]

Did you see.

[Roan]

Come on, guys.

[Brandon]

Did you see M's hard foul of that guy?

[Danny]

That was two.

[Roan]

Seven pathetic Titans falling around Marshall Henderson. Oh, there is blood.

[Danny]

Little raspberry ass blood.

[Nick]

Tate, stay.

[Sass]

Nick came up with. With pathetic Titans.

[Roan]

Oh, Nick.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I knew it wasn't quiet.

[Roan]

I knew it wasn't me.

[Titus]

Intimidating.

[Dave]

Figures.

[Titus]

But absolutely lousy.

[Nick]

It's a. It's a warehouse of pathetic Titans. Yeah, but that's. Tj, put the camera on me. I'm trying to go viral real quick. Want to point at myself?

[Danny]

Wait.

[Brandon]

Get the.

[Danny]

Get the mic out of the way.

[Nick]

Do it.

[Roan]

Yeah. Oh, yo. Yeah.

[Sass]

Like the guy from Rock.

[Nick]

Sass from Rogan.

[Roan]

That out, Brandon. We do this. American Home Shield.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I got you, American Home Shield.

[Brandon]

I got you, dog.

[Roan]

You got me, dog.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

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[Brandon]

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[Danny]

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[Kate]

That's what they say that.

[Brandon]

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[Danny]

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[Brandon]

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[Roan]

Don't worry.

[Danny]

Warranty. Go ahead, say it.

[Kate]

Don't worry.

[Brandon]

Yeah, be happy.

[Roan]

Warranty.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Nice.

[Kate]

I'm gonna go to the bathroom.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

See you around. See you around.

[Danny]

What'd you do in New York all weekend, Danny? Not fun. Not freaking funny.

[Jackie]

Seriously.

[Brandon]

I just laughed. It was. I'd say it was funny. I just laughed. Left.

[Jackie]

We visited the apartment.

[Nick]

How's the head?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Sass]

And.

[Nick]

Yeah. You hit it off the beam?

[Danny]

No.

[Nick]

Oh, I thought I was.

[Jackie]

I was very conscious of them.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Jackie]

Going into it.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Jackie]

You guys need to set up a ring cam there, by the way, for every time someone gets beamed.

[Danny]

That sounds expensive, though.

[Nick]

You're in the hole right now. Right?

[Danny]

We have to make rent. We're almost there, though. We're getting closer to rent this for this month if people will. They could DM or they could Venmo Jackie. For access to the A lost episode or get. We're getting closer to it, but it's not quite there yet.

[Jackie]

And then my flight was delayed, like, six hours Sunday, so. Went to West Village, went to that records shop. Ever seen that one on Instagram? Revival when they got the characters.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Jackie]

And all them.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Jackie]

What else did I do? Can I ask something?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Jackie]

You know how they have all those hot dog carts on, like, every block on New York? What is, like, the drunk food in New York is going to one of those hot dog carts? Worse than, like, the dollar slices for me.

[Roan]

Dollar slices are good?

[Jackie]

I think so.

[Kate]

With extra sauce.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's good.

[Roan]

Because their heat used to get halal once a week.

[Danny]

Yeah. And I'd steal that.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

First meal I ever had in New York was one of those right outside the office.

[Jackie]

So you're saying you like those.

[Kate]

That sauce? Yes.

[Roan]

Huh.

[Nick]

Used to steal it, Ron.

[Danny]

I would steal pizza lunch once a week.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like Marshall Henderson chilling out. Like, have you turned down being a rascal? A little bit. Has fatherhood toned that down? Are you still a rascal?

[Brandon]

We just don't know.

[Danny]

It's less so. Actually, I was. I think I put some beans upside down on Jackie's desk or something like that.

[Jackie]

Excuse me.

[Nick]

I put a. I put a Slim Jim in Brandon's hairspray last week.

[Danny]

I mean, it's alive and well out here because of Spider.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

Well, you're also.

[Danny]

You.

[Roan]

You've. You were a rascal for so long that you can now be a rascal by not being a rascal.

[Danny]

Right.

[Nick]

It's more.

[Roan]

Everybody's always on expecting it for you

[Danny]

to be like, what?

[Roan]

So when you're not, you're actually being a rascal?

[Danny]

Or. No, it wasn't Jackie's desk. She was filming it. Maybe. Who's be. Whose desk was I beaning?

[Roan]

You're beating Clemmers.

[Danny]

Oh, Clemmer's death.

[Brandon]

Oh, you just kept being in his. Right, right.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. Well, there's so many black beans around. We have a lot of black beans in that office.

[Brandon]

Why do you have so many black beans?

[Danny]

They are the best beans.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Beans in the computer.

[Danny]

That's a hilarious video.

[Roan]

All time. All time video.

[Jackie]

And then what'd you do to Tommy's backpack?

[Danny]

Fly nugget in his backpack.

[Dave]

Yeah, you're still.

[Nick]

You still got it, but it's like, tons of mints.

[Roan]

That was Pete.

[Danny]

Yeah, Pete. Pete Carbon filled it with mints.

[Dave]

100 chips in my jacket pockets.

[Roan]

Yep.

[Nick]

Stole Frank's chocolate football potato chips for everybody.

[Roan]

No, that was for everyone.

[Danny]

That was not. I don't think that was me in retrospect, but that's that boy who cried, you know? Yeah, that's always just gonna fall on me. But it's hard to manufacture it like other people. Like, you need to have an environment of doing all that kind of stuff.

[Roan]

Who'd you throw a cactus at 2?

[Nick]

Me. Did you put needles in somebody's seat?

[Roan]

That was Frankie.

[Danny]

He knew about that beforehand.

[Dave]

Frankie.

[Danny]

I did. When I first got Tick Tock, I did a video.

[Dave]

Borderline. Not a prank.

[Danny]

Well, they did a voodoo doll of me, which is also not a prank, but I did a. One of my first Tick Tock videos was throwing people in the office scissors and just seeing how they react. And I think that got, like, get taken down right away by Tick Tock. They're like, you can't do this.

[Nick]

Every. Every Friday, I would steal Rudy's space bar from his computer. I took it off.

[Danny]

That's good and harmless. Instead of throwing scissors, you got. You boys ever getting any locker room pranks back at State?

[Titus]

Oh, back at State. Yeah. The other. There's some mischief I think bordered on hazing, maybe at times. I don't know. A lot of, like, I. I talked about it on macrodosing. And then Biz called in and talked about, like, shouting people, the piss bombing, all that. A lot of. A lot of, like, bodily fluid and, like, kind of gay stuff. Yeah, that was like. That was big in locker room.

[Danny]

Is that. Is that all done now. Is that. Can you not be gay anymore?

[Titus]

I don't know. But that was like the go to was always like, put your. Put your nuts on someone put nuts on set. Like, yeah, I'm gonna put my nuts on your shoe that you have to wear later. And it's like, don't be. Better not put your nuts on my.

[Dave]

Yeah. So many balls.

[Kate]

Balls.

[Titus]

You're pissing or like, you're.

[Danny]

But like, does belt. Does balls even leave, like a residue even? Like, is it can. Is there a traceable.

[Jackie]

It's like a power thing.

[Titus]

I think it's.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Like you in someone's shoe, obviously.

[Titus]

So, yeah, we weren't very creative. It was just stuff like that. It was just like a constant stream of, you know, pissing.

[Dave]

It was a lot of balls.

[Titus]

You shouldn't piss.

[Dave]

We acted like balls had more power function.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

You can only do, like one or two things with your balls.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Roan]

I don't know why this triggered, but did you guys see Dukes's VCU guy came back over the top after the piece.

[Nick]

His entrance to that video was unbelievable.

[Roan]

He was a lot of balls talk.

[Dave]

No, I like that guy.

[Roan]

I didn't see.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That guy owns dude prison.

[Roan]

Because the VCU played Dayton on Sunday for a chance to go to the

[Dave]

tournament and they beat them.

[Roan]

Yeah. And they own them. So if you find it. Tj. What Is his name not Jeff or something? It's not Jeff.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Here we go.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Max]

Dayton, baby.

[Kate]

Oh, it's a grown man, you know.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

To beat a man, you gotta beat the man. And you ain't beating but your little nubs off. Baby. Take that stinky little sticky, sticky hand towel and wipe your tears away. Cause you're used to having jizz on your face anyway. Baby, we beat you as almost as

[Roan]

much as Dugs bro beats off watching Heated rivalry. Me and my geriatric pickleball group could smoke your ass.

[Brandon]

I hope you don't have nut allergies, because you're gonna be tasting these nuts for a long time, bitches. Now say it with me.

[Roan]

Sweet. You know, that dude and his group of friends, like, had so many heated rival jokes.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Oh, what are you doing Watching Heated rivalry. Who this new phone? Not Jeff. Not jeffred Fruit.

[Brandon]

Not just Jeff.

[Roan]

Red Fruit.

[Nick]

Followed by a big cat.

[Titus]

And greer301followers.

[Dave]

Yeah, somewhere on a boat.

[Roan]

Dudes bro at prison. Dudes can't get away from him.

[Kate]

I just picture his wife, like, doing dishes in the kitchen. Being like, oh, Jeff's down by the lake. Yeah, look at him down there walking, making his videos. Making his little videos. Oh. Oh, Jeff, Jeff.

[Roan]

Remember we said.

[Brandon]

No, it's more. It's not.

[Nick]

It's anybody.

[Kate]

Oh, it's not.

[Danny]

Couldn't be more wrong, Gary Jizz on the fate. What does that imply that they just get this? Yeah.

[Roan]

Stop saying. Stop telling that 25 year old online you raped him. Please, Jeff, you get excited about your team.

[Kate]

Just because you and your pickleball friends

[Nick]

think it's silly doesn't mean he's still coming at Dukes. Even though Dukes did a career180. Yeah, crazy.

[Titus]

Dukes got out of the game.

[Roan]

I mean, Dukes, we. We on the. On the stream on Saturday. We. We. We facetimed him and it was like a moment. Oh, it was the game. Dayton scored with, like a second left, and all the guys on Dayton came on the court, which could technically be a technical foul. So I called Dukes. I was like, let's watch the last second together. And I was like, dudes, that's a technical foul. And Dukes just goes on me. We're like, no, dudes.

[Nikki Smokes]

What?

[Roan]

He's perfect and he's the best. Out of him.

[Danny]

It's the freaking best. What's he still doing? Lacrosse?

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Lacrosse. Content.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like, so he was born to passion,

[Roan]

being Wall street finance.

[Nick]

Yes. Everything's perfect for it. Speaking of people Titus loves, can you guys tell me how Greg was?

[Roan]

Greg was Greg.

[Dave]

Greg.

[Titus]

Yeah, it was. It was exactly what you wanted it to be, Nick. It was Greg. At every turn, he left.

[Nick]

I don't know if this is good or bad.

[Roan]

He left it all out on the court. It? Yeah, all of it. All Greg that he could give. He gave.

[Nick]

Could you describe to me what that was?

[Titus]

No, he had to be there.

[Roan]

Yeah. A lot of confusion.

[Danny]

Well, he stayed till. He stayed through the streams, right?

[Roan]

Yeah, he said till Saturday night.

[Danny]

Oh, so not Selection Sunday?

[Roan]

Not Selection Sunday. That was interesting. I don't know. I don't know if that's on Greg. That's probably on our booking team. That's probably on Jack McCarthy. Yeah. There's Greg.

[Nick]

This was during the national anthem?

[Roan]

No, this is after you won. Oh, yeah.

[Jackie]

I've been getting dms. People are so confused by Greg. He's like a barstool plant, but they don't know why.

[Roan]

Yeah, he's confused.

[Jackie]

He's an enigma.

[Titus]

Yeah. Bloodman told me that Greg went up to him at some point while he was here and said that when all this Is over. Which I don't know what that means. When all this is over, he wants to go back to being just him. As in reference to being green Greg. And I just thought that was a hilarious premise that, like, Greg pulled Blutman aside and he's like, you know, man, when all this is over, I just want to go back.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

It's been such a whirlwind.

[Titus]

It's like I've lost. I've lost sight of who I am.

[Nick]

He's burned out.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

My loved ones don't even recognize me.

[Roan]

Yeah. They were doing. They were. He was huddling with Deutsch, but they were, like, lightly caressing each other every time they huddled.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Watch this.

[Brandon]

They were hugging.

[Roan]

He was really hammered by Greg.

[Sass]

More so than maybe ever everyone else.

[Roan]

It's kind of like resting in his chest.

[Titus]

I love that picture.

[Roan]

Greg is hammered.

[Brandon]

Like a middle school dance.

[Kate]

I like the Deutsch rolled with it. Very supportive.

[Roan]

What are they doing?

[Danny]

The light touch is so finger tip touch.

[Roan]

He kind of put his head in, like, the. The small of his back.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

There he is.

[Brandon]

There's our warrior.

[Roan]

Yeah. He looked like Waluigi.

[Nick]

Is that a mustache?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

When we do bar swaddle, Missouri next year, do you think. Do you think we'll get somebody's good?

[Titus]

When you.

[Danny]

What was green, Greg? What do you mean? What does he want to go back to being?

[Roan]

He was just green in one video.

[Brandon]

Did a video by a pool outside at night, and the lights came up and made him green.

[Titus]

His face was very green.

[Roan]

Yeah. So they just became green gray.

[Nick]

But he's done with the gimmicks. He wants to go back to the classics.

[Danny]

So he wants to be green.

[Nick]

What made him.

[Roan]

Well, no, no. And then he came here last week, and he wore a green tracksuit the first day, but only brough one green tracksuit. And then St. Patrick's Day was Saturday. He ran out of green stuff.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Two had to wear a different color.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He. His heart's not in it. When all this is over, people probably

[Danny]

didn't even know he was celebrating St. Patty's yeah.

[Roan]

Happy St. Patrick's Day today. Forgot to wear green. Pinch me.

[Nick]

You. You want to be. You want that?

[Danny]

Pinch me.

[Roan]

Pinch me, daddy.

[Nick]

Oh, did I wear red? The opposite of green.

[Danny]

Brandon, go ahead, pinch him.

[Brandon]

I'm not pinching him. He called me daddy.

[Roan]

Pinch me.

[Kate]

No, you're wearing a kind of St. Patrick's outfit today.

[Brandon]

I got my money green socks on. I got my one year friend anniversary of me and Hannah Montoya. Shirt on.

[Nick]

Did you get that or did she?

[Brandon]

I did.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I out gifted her on our 11 year FriendVersary. That's why she keeps walking out. She just walked out here and she held up a bunch of sweet tea that she bought me.

[Dave]

Wow.

[Brandon]

But I stopped drinking sweet tea.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Why?

[Brandon]

Two months ago.

[Nick]

Two months ago.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

Because I have titties. I'm trying to get rid of them.

[Danny]

I'm sure that'll do it.

[Brandon]

Why? Why was that dismissive like that? No, no, said it, I'm sure. Yeah, but he said it. Do it. But he said it. He said it in dismissive tone like.

[Roan]

No, that wasn't.

[Brandon]

No, no. You said it like it's not gonna happen. Like. Oh, I'm sure that'll do. You said it's sarcastic.

[Roan]

Yeah. Sweet tea will definitely give me cities.

[Brandon]

You were flipping and. Oh, you were flipping.

[Jackie]

He's our guest, Brandon.

[Brandon]

He was. No, but he can look at me. He knows he was flipping. Look at his face. Look. That's his flipping face.

[Danny]

I guess I was a little flippant. I guess I was a tiny bit flippant. I just think that you. The, the potential of a great man is in there. I was talking about this on Son of a Boy. Dad. Today I watched the surrounded video where the Jillian Michaels talks to 20 people who are. And I won't say the O word. Obese is not a word that they say anymore. It's fat. It's back to being fat.

[Dave]

They label themselves. Yeah.

[Danny]

As fat and fat bodied. But her contention was about the. The negative corollaries between being fat bodied and long term health.

[Dave]

What was her contention?

[Danny]

That that sweet tea is not going to get rid of titties. She basically was like, it's part of

[Brandon]

the, part of the process.

[Danny]

Yes. Okay, so there's more of the process.

[Brandon]

I'm also walking.

[Danny]

Okay, that'll do it.

[Roan]

Yeah, I'll do the Chinese workout.

[Brandon]

I'm trying to get more days. I'm doing more workouts at home. Did you see? I saw. I soft launched my gym set up this morning.

[Roan]

Yes, this weekend.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So how'd you do that? I'm gonna hard launch it. I featured the gym in a mantiquing video.

[Kate]

I picked up on that. It was in the background. He had all his gym stuff.

[Brandon]

I was soft launching it so that when the spring gets here and I can open the garage, I'm gonna hard launch it, so. Oh yeah. And the boys have started working out too.

[Roan]

Oh yeah.

[Titus]

Subtle.

[Danny]

That's a nice ass gym. Yeah.

[Nick]

God, Damn, Brandon.

[Brandon]

The sick gym.

[Roan]

Yeah, it's pretty nice.

[Brandon]

Shout out to the boys at William. Oh, I didn't buy it.

[Roan]

I got it.

[Brandon]

I inherited. Yeah, he got it for the William Strength. Guys were bringing it here, and then they couldn't bring it here, so they took it to my house.

[Titus]

And those posters are. They're not there anymore.

[Roan]

Those would get in the way of working out.

[Titus]

You didn't just leave those right. Right there.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna ask you where you think those posters are right now.

[Roan]

They're there in your truck.

[Nick]

They're right there.

[Brandon]

I stepped over them to get out of my house this morning.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Roan]

It's too much stuff.

[Brandon]

It's not too much stuff. Look at the wall space I have. No, I'm gonna fill it up.

[Roan]

It affects us. We were talking about it.

[Brandon]

This. It doesn't affect. It affects.

[Titus]

We were talking.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

If it didn't affect me, then I have to let it go. You tell me it does affect.

[Brandon]

Three ways it affects you.

[Roan]

I'll tell you one way. Easy.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You on the weekend, you need to be doing nothing but sleeping.

[Danny]

You need your rest, Brandon.

[Roan]

Yeah. And instead you're Manti King.

[Brandon]

So there's one way I didn't Mantique on the weekend. This weekend.

[Roan]

What are you talking about? That was this weekend.

[Brandon]

I went Friday night. And Manti.

[Roan]

All right, well, that still is rest time. You need to go when you. When you get home on Friday, you need to close your eyes. You need to wake up on Monday.

[Brandon]

48 hours of sleep.

[Titus]

Yes, I think so.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Nick]

What percentage of your $2.8 million contract goes to Mantiing?

[Brandon]

It's not 2.8, and it's more like 5.5percent maybe.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Okay. Other way. It affects us.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Titus]

I mean everywhere. The studio. There's everywhere.

[Brandon]

You guys encourage this? You asked me to do this.

[Roan]

No, this was just to get more space.

[Danny]

Brandon. Let's look at the psychology.

[Brandon]

The mostly studios. The mostly studio, you've got Dale Earnhardt everywhere. Okay.

[Titus]

But organized. What's inside?

[Roan]

What's the end? You don't display any of it.

[Danny]

Why do you accumulate? Why do you feel the need to display?

[Roan]

You display. There's no way you display.

[Brandon]

I'll show you my walls.

[Roan]

That was. That was like 15 posters.

[Brandon]

Yeah. What's the third way? That's only two.

[Nick]

Do you think you can narrow down your interests to where you're only looking for Dak, Prescott or dolphin stuff?

[Brandon]

I just like the hunt, man. I like to do what I like to do, and I don't bother you guys about what You.

[Roan]

Oh, third way is you leave early to go mantique. Something.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Brandon]

I have never left early to go manti. I have never once left early to go mantique. When did I leave early to go mantique?

[Roan]

I'm sure there's.

[Brandon]

I left Friday at the requisite time. I left exactly when I was supposed to leave.

[Roan]

There's been other times.

[Danny]

Kyle, what do you think the psychology behind why he accumulates.

[Dave]

I think he doesn't like the items. He likes the identity items give him.

[Brandon]

I'm sitting right here.

[Nick]

I'll tell you right now. Because he couldn't have him as a kid.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Right. I'm here.

[Dave]

Oh, it's a trauma response.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's a wound he has.

[Nick]

That's.

[Danny]

That's the. The original wound.

[Kate]

These items are an armor.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Kate]

Really, it's a. That's not machine around him that you.

[Roan]

$100 a week for therapy or $1,000 a week of Greg Maddox memorabilia.

[Titus]

Everything he buys, he thinks it'll fix him, but it actually deepens the wound somehow. The paradox.

[Nick]

Another bandage on something that needs stitches.

[Brandon]

I just like the cool. I think that. I think they're cool.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I like them.

[Roan]

Schrodinger's hole.

[Brandon]

That's right. I. I enjoy this. It gives me joy. Hello. What would.

[Roan]

He just doesn't even. He doesn't even look at it, though. He just buys it, then puts it in a pile.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

In the mostly sports studio.

[Roan]

So it's not, like, displayed for like. Oh, I like looking at this. He likes the buying of it.

[Brandon]

I bought that for you. I bought that for you.

[Roan]

Yeah. I love it.

[Nick]

I don't. I don't know if you did.

[Roan]

And I also think you.

[Titus]

Whoa.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Roan]

Yeah. And I also think he buys it so that he can keep buying more. And we don't have this type of deep conversation. So he's like, I got you this. You can't say you got a rush. Yeah. That I'm trauma buying.

[Brandon]

You're saying I bought the gift for Dan. For myself.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Not because you wanted it. Because the rush of purchase.

[Brandon]

Saying, when I. When I buy you things, I buy it for my.

[Nick]

That Jerry West I have hanging up in there.

[Brandon]

You really nice gift, by the way.

[Roan]

Great gift.

[Nick]

I love Jerry West. Brandon smiling ear to ear.

[Jackie]

What's the difference between you and a hoarder?

[Brandon]

I enjoy. I. I put my stuff up.

[Roan]

They do think a hoarder probably has more room in their truck.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

My truck is wide open right now.

[Titus]

A hoarder also is typically more the. You know, just stays in one lane. Like, they collect, like, one thing. Yeah, they collect Rome. Would you like me to send just newspapers or something?

[Nick]

He's great.

[Roan]

I.

[Nick]

We're attacking you. You're great at gift giving.

[Brandon]

Thanks.

[Roan]

I didn't even notice he was here.

[Brandon]

Who, me?

[Roan]

I.

[Danny]

Right there.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, well, the gift giving is by design. It makes it harder to criticize him for it.

[Nick]

Right.

[Danny]

You have stuff, too.

[Kate]

He's not giving you a gift. He's buying himself time.

[Roan]

Correct.

[Danny]

Grace, right there is a narcissist. There is, like, narcissistic gift giving. There's, like, something that is a real thing. I'm not saying that's what he's got,

[Brandon]

but, like, why would you say it when we're talking about me?

[Danny]

I'm talking to Kate.

[Roan]

He's talking to Kate.

[Nick]

You guys think young Brandon would have loved. Loved, like, all these little toys? Oh, yeah. But he probably didn't have any, right?

[Brandon]

But, like, yeah, that's right.

[Danny]

I guess not.

[Brandon]

I don't. I don't. Kane, I don't talk to you about the stupid you do your free time, and I don't talk to you, Titus, about the stupid you doing your free time. And you, Danny, we're worried about you. How about me and you, Roan?

[Roan]

Well, in our defense, we don't. We don't shove it down everyone's throat.

[Titus]

I don't bring our stupid to the office. We don't spray it all over the place.

[Roan]

Right.

[Brandon]

I'm bigger than my studio's character.

[Nick]

I have an ebay package coming today.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you do it just as bad as I do. And Steven J. Was at the same show I was at the other day.

[Danny]

You know, who kind of does it to Francis, but, like, with Mott with. You buy old pre owned stuff and he buys, like, new. Yeah, but he also searches for, like.

[Nick]

He buys, like, cutting edge tech textiles.

[Danny]

Yeah, like.

[Nick]

Like, aren't even general public yet. It's like a new wool.

[Danny]

Unreleased. Yeah, unreleased fabrics,

[Roan]

by the way. Speaking. Nick, you. Do you feel a little bad about playing all that Pokemon Go now that we found out what they're using it for?

[Nick]

I never submitted anything.

[Roan]

That's a lot.

[Nick]

Never submitted any of those photos. I never. I've never done one of those scams.

[Roan]

Do the app passed?

[Brandon]

No, help me out. What? What does Pokemon Go?

[Roan]

Remember Pokemon Go? You had to go around and collect the Pokemon in the wild. Of course, they're like, yeah, that was just an AI app that they have now have photos of the entire world that everyone's done. I never submitted data capturing 30 billion image AI map.

[Nick]

That's not that many.

[Roan]

Niantics has photos and scans collected through the Pokemon Go and its AR apps have produced a massive data set of more than 30 billion real world images.

[Kate]

I think that's what 23andMe did too. Selling all our data.

[Roan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, big time.

[Danny]

What are they? Who? What AI is it? I don't know, just a new one we don't know about.

[Roan]

Yeah, just more Pokemon.

[Jackie]

Well, Dante claims, like, Pokemon Go is selling it to companies like the robot deliveries.

[Sass]

Yeah, the. You know, the little robots that drive around the city that deliver food. It's like, it's giving them the navigation information that they would need to, like, get around the city.

[Danny]

Have you seen the guy that argues with his AI online? Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

He lies to it.

[Dave]

It's hilarious.

[Danny]

Or he'll be like, can you back me up on this?

[Sass]

Did you see

[Nick]

Americans especially saying thank you to AI Sending a separate text to the AI Saying thank you is costing billions of dollars and draining lakes.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

So there's like a push being like, stop thanking it.

[Danny]

Of course they want you to do that. Nick, I. Are you on open claw?

[Nick]

No. I don't know what that is.

[Danny]

It's like a new AI that's like, supposedly like the best. It's like a personal assistant.

[Kate]

Oh, the necklaces.

[Danny]

I don't know about that.

[Kate]

Oh, people are wearing, like little AI necklaces that are like their best buddies. Now that there's a documentary about. Of course. I'm so annoyed with my documentaries, but there's a documentary about it and it follows these people who, like the necklace becomes their best friend and they're getting tattoos. They're like, the necklace is my owner. Like, they. It like, gets so deep the neck. The necklace, like, ordered this lady, like a dildo and controls it. It's like, it's.

[Nick]

Whoa.

[Danny]

It's crazy.

[Titus]

It's horrifying.

[Sass]

Is on Claude.

[Nick]

Oh, he is.

[Roan]

Oh, is that the one who's giving the gambling picks that lose?

[Sass]

I don't know. I think this is like, you can set up a. Basically an AI assistant that you can have, like, run a storefront for you when you don't have to do anything with it.

[Danny]

Like, or like, it's. It's the most advanced one. Like, they'll. It like, doesn't take no for an answer. So it's. If it's like, make me a reservation at Le Bernard Ardennes. And then it's Most other AIs would be like. Like there are no reservations at Le Bernardin. It's all booked up. This one will like insatiably find a way to the point of making a fake voice and phone number to call the restaurants. Kind of like find ways to get to the bottom of it.

[Nick]

I'm not really using AI too too much.

[Danny]

No, I wouldn't.

[Nick]

When it first came out, I thought it was like a fun gimmick, like talking to smarter child, but I don't know, it's led me astray.

[Danny]

What about restaurant reservations, Nick?

[Nick]

I haven't tried.

[Roan]

Yeah, we got a guy for that. Jerry.

[Danny]

Oh yeah, Jerry's got us. Jerry is your AI. Honestly. Really, dude.

[Roan]

The AI? Kate, do you think you could. You could open a university and the entire curriculum is just documentaries? Do you think you do a four year syllabus?

[Kate]

I think I could. I've been watching a ton of them.

[Danny]

Docu.

[Nick]

What a dream.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You just learn the most useless information, but you have an answer for everything.

[Kate]

Gives you a good chit chat for the bars.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You know.

[Nick]

Are there too many documentaries?

[Kate]

No, I don't think we have enough.

[Titus]

I would go to your school, Cape.

[Roan]

I would too. Yeah.

[Kate]

You're a dog.

[Titus]

I love that.

[Danny]

Did you watch the Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere?

[Nick]

That's.

[Danny]

Yes, that's already on Netflix. Oh my God, it's so good.

[Roan]

What is it?

[Danny]

There's a new Louis Theroux documentary that just came on Netflix about.

[Roan]

Supposed to know who that is.

[Dave]

Yeah, he's the best.

[Danny]

He's like the famous documentarian. He did, he just did one about. You'd know isra. He did one about North Philly. He has a bunch of famous ones, but he did one about like HS Ticky Talkie and like alpha males. All the. All the alpha males, like Andrew Tate acolytes. And it, it's. It's pretty brilliant. It's a great look at a shout out. No. Oh, it's. It's. These guys are like. They make us look like soft put.

[Roan]

Cuz at one point, like probably like 10 years ago, we were that.

[Nikki Smokes]

That.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Roan]

Everyone's like, we were the boogeyman of.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Roan]

Masculine.

[Danny]

And this is so far past that.

[Sass]

This is like the clouds of the world.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

On steroids though. Like. Yes, that was.

[Roan]

Yeah, they're all.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes, you're right.

[Nick]

Kate, have you seen a documentary you didn't like? Like this is bad or this is boring?

[Kate]

There was some, some that like people were super into that. I just didn't get into. What's the one. He was the murderer, the neighbor, the. It was like one of those. It was like a murder one.

[Danny]

I didn't really love the Jinx.

[Kate]

The Jinx.

[Nick]

Oh, I liked that one.

[Roan]

Oh, that one was good.

[Kate]

It was. I just like. For some reason, I watched the whole thing, but I was. I didn't, like, super love it, maybe just because it was depressing, but Harlan county was depressing, but it was still good. It's crazy doc, highly recommend.

[Titus]

And I very. I went out and saw that immediately.

[Kate]

Do you watch the Barkley marathons yet?

[Titus]

I haven't had time. March Madness right now.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Titus]

So it's hard.

[Brandon]

Hard.

[Kate]

It's really good.

[Titus]

It's become difficult.

[Danny]

A live documentary. A basketball documentary.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

About a tournament, but real time.

[Titus]

Okay. Look at me after March Madness. I'll watch you watch it. I'll watch it.

[Kate]

Please chat with me about it by the coffee machine. I'd really appreciate it.

[Danny]

Watch this Manosphere.

[Kate]

Once I sent you one.

[Danny]

I know, I know.

[Nick]

I feel so bad.

[Kate]

No pressure.

[Nick]

You're putting a lot of pressure.

[Brandon]

You bring.

[Nick]

Yeah, there's a lot of pressure.

[Kate]

Just bringing it up again for the 20th time.

[Nick]

I'll watch it.

[Danny]

Just watch it.

[Kate]

It's about an alcoholic comedian and that.

[Nick]

What the.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Danny]

You'll love it Will resonate.

[Kate]

He kind of turns it around. It's great.

[Titus]

What do you guys do with your recommendations? You get a lot of them. Like, how do you filter them? Is it. Is it based on who's giving them to you or what the topic is?

[Danny]

I need to hear it a couple times, I think.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. I'm kind of an. I love giving. I hate getting. I feel, like, a sense of pride when I find something myself.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Roan]

I also keep my recommendations, like, who gave them to me to myself. When I'm like, if I go home and I'm watching something with my wife, I don't want to be like, yeah, Hank told me to watch this.

[Danny]

Why are we doing this?

[Roan]

I'd just be like, no, no.

[Brandon]

I just.

[Roan]

I heard this is good.

[Nick]

Roan stole Fish Market from me.

[Danny]

I did.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I mean, you recommended it so many times. It's like I'm using it as a recommendation. Have I. I don't think I've recommended it, though.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Danny]

I've been gatekeeping your recommendation, keeping it for my own. I took a couple people there, though, and they loved it. I mean, it's just.

[Nick]

They added a doorknob.

[Danny]

They did?

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I haven't been There.

[Kate]

No, that is the best feeling, recommending something that. That people like. Really like.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Great.

[Roan]

Coming back with a smile.

[Danny]

It's hard.

[Nick]

Yeah, really hard.

[Brandon]

I made eye contact with a guy I like out there.

[Roan]

There.

[Brandon]

Who? Cody.

[Titus]

Oh, no, no, he's lying.

[Nick]

Where were you?

[Brandon]

Had some good eye contact with Cody.

[Danny]

I was like, you know that. I, I. Since you weren't in the original bracket, I have you playing Cody in a play in all. You're out now.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Where you got to go?

[Danny]

You begged to be in.

[Brandon]

Don't, don't, don't.

[Roan]

Don't do.

[Brandon]

Don't do this. No, I said.

[Danny]

Texted me and said, please can I get in?

[Brandon]

Yesterday, did you try to steal my spot?

[Danny]

Yeah. And you said you're going to take Nick's spot. He. You said Nick doesn't want to be in it.

[Nick]

I signed up.

[Brandon]

I didn't think you signed up. You've never played basketball with.

[Nick]

I always have to commentate where you got to go.

[Brandon]

I wasn't home yesterday. I. I was here all day. I need to go home. I'm not going to be home Thursday and Friday. I have a chance to go home today. I'm going to go home.

[Jackie]

And right after you said you were cut from the same cloth as Jason Williams.

[Danny]

You guys.

[Brandon]

I said we were similar in ways.

[Nick]

You're not. You're not stopping at any retail.

[Brandon]

I'm similar to any.

[Roan]

Any pit stops?

[Brandon]

No, no, no. I just realized Thursday and Friday and I'll be here last night.

[Roan]

You almost said Saturday and Sunday there. That was close.

[Brandon]

At least. At least Thursday and Friday I'll be here. Yeah, and I'm gonna be here all night. I was here all night last night. I got a chance. I have a chance to go home today, and I got to do something tomorrow afternoon. So I just. Sorry I did that up.

[Danny]

So I got to rewrite the bracket now.

[Brandon]

You've said it was a playing game.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Right. So that's not rewriting a bracket at all.

[Nick]

So Cody's onto.

[Brandon]

Let's just tell Cody to take a hike.

[Danny]

No, Cody's onto the next race. I mean, Cody's back where he was.

[Brandon]

Okay. Now.

[Danny]

Yeah, he was. He's back to where he was. He was getting demoted to a playing game so he could play against you.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Jackie]

No pit stops, huh? Depends how held up the chick Fil a drive.

[Brandon]

Well, it depends. No, it depends on what you call a pit stop.

[Roan]

And you haven't played any of this bracket. Right. Spider and I have been talking a lot of to each other Today.

[Danny]

That's gonna be real nice. Max was pissed that he's a 8 seed because he made the semi final last year, but the selection committee is. Rico Bosco. Yeah.

[Jackie]

Tom Lay went on a run last year.

[Titus]

I got some questions about the seatings.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

White Boy rick at a 15 seems absurd.

[Danny]

So white boy Rick was the 2 seed and then Rico Bosco said that he's a tears guy and he bump. We bumped in. We kept the same pairing, so he has the same route out, but he got bumped down to a 50.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

And he gets the ball first. I mean, lower C gets the ball first. Unless it's worked out another way.

[Titus]

I feel like Ebo and Connor Griffin in the first round is. Is a tough draw for both of them.

[Danny]

Those are two heavy hitters. But it's also, you know, it's the. It's the couch boy storyline that we can guarantee.

[Roan]

You need some good first.

[Danny]

We need a guaranteed good first round match.

[Titus]

If you're a serious contender to this thing, you shouldn't be worried about your draw. You should just go out and win.

[Danny]

You play who's in front of you.

[Titus]

Yeah, right.

[Danny]

You play who you play.

[Roan]

Is my boy Zach in there?

[Danny]

I believe so.

[Brandon]

All right, Good.

[Danny]

Zachary Zach.

[Roan]

Well, no, we didn't. We didn't pick Akron.

[Danny]

But he's. Doesn't he have Z?

[Roan]

He picked Akron to win it all. And then when bracket busters. We had the chance to take AAN and he said no ucf.

[Nick]

How'd they get these sweatsuits?

[Roan]

I don't know. They got me one too.

[Danny]

Where are those sweatsuits? How are those available in the city of Chicago?

[Roan]

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[Brandon]

Perfect.

[Roan]

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[Dave]

Oh, boy, spitting image.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's.

[Roan]

I got us a second White boy Rick.

[Nick]

Wait a minute.

[Roan]

Yeah, I got myself a pair. Love it.

[Brandon]

The hell?

[Roan]

That's Connor Burns. He just started today. Really talented guy.

[Brandon]

Chicago guy.

[Roan]

Bears. Yeah. Covers the Bears. Yeah. By the way, I think that. I think that clip might be from. He's had a couple misses, but he also. He's. He knows the Bears well. He did have one tick tock. That was like chase Claypool. Ryan P.S. is cooking again.

[Brandon]

Oh, cool.

[Nick]

Hell yeah.

[Roan]

He interviewed for PMT intern last summer and we're like, this guy's awesome. But we're like, we wanted someone who is a different fan base, so. But he's. Yeah, he's good. So he's gonna be in the mix. We'll maybe have him on the act tomorrow.

[Nick]

I walked past him this morning ignoring him because I thought he was Rick and I didn't want to talk to Rick.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And then I had to double back. It's like, oh, nice to meet you, man.

[Roan]

Yeah, he's a good dude. So. Yeah, look at that.

[Danny]

I like him.

[Titus]

Yeah, we don't like. We don't need Rick then.

[Roan]

No, Rick is completely expendable.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Titus]

All right.

[Nick]

Don't go. Don't go crazy now.

[Roan]

Now.

[Nick]

He's one of our biggest.

[Roan]

He is.

[Danny]

Well, how big is this guy?

[Roan]

He's pretty tall.

[Danny]

Could he hoop? Does he. Can you find Cody in the plan?

[Roan]

Find the Claypool one. It's very funny,

[Danny]

fellows. Even ladies. What are we doing with our footwear this summer? Is there anything that he go to's that. That I should be. I should be buying.

[Nick]

You guys want to try to show toes?

[Brandon]

I got no toes out.

[Kate]

I've been not wearing open. I'm self conscious about the state of my feet. I don't think they're that bad, but I also don't think you really want to look at them.

[Roan]

Here we go.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, we got. Some more wide receiver. Let's go.

[Roan]

I literally just look at trades and I trade more people.

[Nikki Smokes]

We still might, but wow. Chase Clay Pool to Chicago. Oh, my goodness.

[Roan]

Such a bad trade.

[Titus]

I love it.

[Roan]

Yeah, he loves it.

[Kate]

He's going to fit right in it.

[Roan]

Are you dressing cooler, Ron? Because those are cool guy pants.

[Danny]

These are Just cart heart. But I am going double knee pants because I have. I have knobby knees. Oh. I have very sharp knees.

[Roan]

Those are cool guy pants though.

[Brandon]

He's always dressed cool.

[Roan]

I know, but I think he's getting maybe cooler.

[Danny]

These are just regular car heart pants that are just double. I'm wearing more double kneed pants, I'll tell you that much. But it's just to protect the knobbiness of my knees.

[Brandon]

I didn't know double knee.

[Titus]

What's double knee mean? What does that.

[Danny]

You see how there's just double the fabric. Extra, extra piece of fabric over like the knee.

[Roan]

Oh, but is that a problem where everyone like you see double knees? You're like that guy must have knobby knees.

[Danny]

Yeah, probably. It's like an indicator. It's like a push up bra for

[Nick]

guys that won't last in the summer. Right.

[Danny]

That's what I'm. That's what I'm worried about because I know how to, to how to wear double knee pants. Like I can't wear these all, all year round.

[Roan]

Are you actually self conscious about your double knees or your knobby knees?

[Danny]

I mean I'm aware I'm not like, oh, I can't my knob because like

[Roan]

of all the things we self conscious with the. The knees got to be lowest.

[Danny]

They are low. But they are not. But they are knobby.

[Brandon]

I.

[Danny]

At the bar stool combine or whatever the, the, the thing we did the super bowl where we were. We're like high jumping or whatever. One of my greatest athletic achievements. And I remember that all that was a great.

[Roan]

Yeah. We were on the same team.

[Dave]

Team.

[Danny]

All, all Will Compton could talk about afterwards is how sharp my knees looked cutting through my sweatpants. And it's just like a day that should be a joyous day right in my life. All I'm thinking about is how angular my and. And knob knobbed up my knees are. Yeah.

[Jackie]

I didn't want to say anything but

[Nick]

really Danny has behind closed doors brought though.

[Danny]

I mean. Well, I'm glad I'm addressing it, but yeah, I don't, I don't know. I don't know what to do with pants in the summer.

[Roan]

I love your knees the way they are. Are.

[Danny]

They're so knob. They're so knobbed out.

[Jackie]

Borrow. Borrow Titus's shorts.

[Roan]

Oh, okay. Never mind.

[Danny]

Look at that. Look at that.

[Nick]

I think those just look like knees, man.

[Roan]

Yeah, they are.

[Brandon]

They're all that knobby.

[Danny]

They're pretty.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's. Oh, wow.

[Dave]

Oh yeah.

[Roan]

Blur that tj.

[Nick]

They're Triple knee.

[Danny]

Gross.

[Roan]

That is the worst, though, when someone points out something like that.

[Danny]

I've never thought that.

[Roan]

What the. I just had knees. And now for the rest of my

[Danny]

life, I have knees. I have to double. I have to put extra fabric. I need lapels for my pants.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's kind of one of those things our fan base will tell you about if you tweet out a picture. That's normal.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You get told, wow, nice fingernails. Or nice. Nice knuckle on your third finger.

[Nick]

The thing I miss the most. Before this, I used to wear shorts.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No more. No.

[Roan]

Yeah, we have. People also will just say that we have like Hank falling because his leg fell asleep. Some guy diagnosed him with pancreatic cancer. Yeah. Remember when Glenny Balls tweeted a picture with out his shirt on? Someone's like, dude, you have breast cancer.

[Nick]

But that one nipple was so much bigger than the other.

[Roan]

It's like, Jesus Christ, man. It's just a picture.

[Danny]

Yeah. Doctors online, people are assessing things, but

[Brandon]

has Hank made an appointment to check on.

[Roan]

I don't think so, but. But yeah, big pancreas.

[Danny]

He has a severe health issue, so I think just had a dead leg

[Sass]

from sitting down too long.

[Roan]

This is totally not true.

[Sass]

It's very common misconception. I'm almost 99 positive.

[Titus]

This is chronic pancreatitis.

[Kate]

Username Big pancreat.

[Roan]

Changed it once he. Oh, he got on the case. I think he was probably hoping to get.

[Jackie]

That's not what happens when your leg falls asleep. You don't just collapse like that.

[Danny]

Do you guys like it more when you could see people's faces saying their takes? Or did you like it when there was like anonymity where the thought just existed on the Internet in a tweet?

[Brandon]

I think it should come with faces.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I think everything should be accompanied by

[Danny]

a face because there's like a judgment. Like a two way glass of judgment.

[Brandon]

I can't say anything anonymous to you going down the street. Right.

[Danny]

Got it. Got it. So bull works against people who are just being nasty on the Internet for no reason.

[Brandon]

I think it's a cloak that's. That people don't deserve.

[Danny]

Got it. I like that.

[Roan]

The Internet would be a lot nicer of a place if everyone had to have their like name and face right next to it.

[Nick]

Or meaner.

[Roan]

No, I don't think so.

[Titus]

Like, your address is posted.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's smart. That's good.

[Roan]

You want to say we suck.

[Titus]

Yeah. Know where you live before.

[Danny]

Or that we have knobby knees. Like, let's see your knees.

[Kate]

Yeah, show me.

[Roan]

Knee it up. Yeah, but then that always backfires. This guy probably has perfect knees just right in your face. Oh, you want to see my knees, bro?

[Brandon]

Well, have you ever seen a set of knees and been like, those are perfect knees. Have you ever judged a knee before?

[Titus]

I don't think I've ever.

[Roan]

Now I'm gonna be on the hunt. It's like. It's like buying a car and seeing your car everywhere. Tj, those knobby knees. Everywhere.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Has there been like a buzzfeed article of like the hottest knees in Hollywood?

[Brandon]

Damn, this got some knees on her.

[Kate]

But you know what? You don't notice knobbies if you have nice calves or something like that. That distract. You know what I mean?

[Danny]

Well,

[Roan]

let me see those calves.

[Brandon]

There was something.

[Roan]

Oh, no. Yeah. You got nothing. How are those cats even supporting those dobby knees?

[Kate]

Grown.

[Nick]

We only notice your shitty calves.

[Roan]

Don't get me started on the ankle.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. If only there was something good around them.

[Danny]

I do have weak ankles.

[Nick]

We followed up. Your tiny penis just framed by horrible.

[Kate]

No, the rest is great.

[Brandon]

Boom.

[Roan]

Roasted.

[Nick]

Good one, Kate.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're on fire.

[Nick]

Hey, I really want nothing, Ron. I'm awaiting your response.

[Kate]

I was being chased.

[Danny]

And that makes it worse. That makes it way worse.

[Nick]

She was telling you the God's honest truth.

[Danny]

That's how she really felt.

[Nick]

You're a straight shooter, Manion.

[Jackie]

Don't listen to her own.

[Danny]

You have nice knees. That's easy for you to say, Dan. You have perfect knees.

[Nick]

They are the best.

[Danny]

Stout legs and nice knees. Is Titus. Is that why you would always just wear those super baggy pants back in college?

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah. And. And my calves too. I didn't have good cats either.

[Danny]

That's why the shorts are so long behind the paywall.

[Brandon]

I noticed. And I didn't notice it when it was happening back in the day, but I noticed that not only they gave you the baggiest shorts possible, but it was a form fitting.

[Titus]

It's a form fitting jersey.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And. And pants down to your.

[Titus]

And I didn't get. And I know what some people might be thinking. They're like, well, you were the worst player on the team. They gave you the shitty combo. No, no. That's what everyone wants wore.

[Kate]

Were those heavy? Yeah, it looked so thick.

[Titus]

The shoes are so short. The shoes I wore were from that era too. And they each weighed like two and a half pounds.

[Kate]

They look like Ronald McDonald's shoes.

[Titus]

Heaviest shoes in the world. I don't Know, I guess it was cool once when you were in it.

[Roan]

Did you feel cool?

[Titus]

I, I, well, I never did, but

[Danny]

it'll all come back again.

[Brandon]

I mean, that's the thing. I don't remember thinking they were preposterous back then.

[Titus]

I didn't think they were preposterous, but I, I do remember thinking they were baggy. I was like, this is crazy. I can't even Dr. Between my legs so much.

[Dave]

Who did your laundry?

[Titus]

Yeah, that was, that was our final four team right there.

[Kate]

You're right. Dribbling that like impedes dribbles.

[Dave]

Dent a Camry if you threw it at the door. Threw a pair of those.

[Nick]

You're right.

[Dave]

Car. Why would you dent them?

[Danny]

Dent a camera.

[Nick]

One of the more common cars, I guess.

[Danny]

Yeah, the most where it used to be.

[Brandon]

Is it most stolen still up there, right?

[Danny]

Yeah, it's not like CRV in a lot of states is the most.

[Nick]

I don't know, like Ford F150 in a lot of places now.

[Roan]

I saw a dude do a CRV meetup and it was pretty cool.

[Kate]

I loved that. Yeah, I used to have one in my catalytic converter.

[Roan]

Got cool.

[Nick]

Damn.

[Kate]

Oh, and my wheels.

[Roan]

No one gives us credit to crv. You said it was just a strip mall. It's like we're doing a CRV meetup and people showed up.

[Sass]

There's a whole community of people that meet up with Honda elements. You know, that square.

[Nick]

Oh, was that the car the hamsters used to drive?

[Sass]

Oh, that was the Kia Soul.

[Titus]

Look at this.

[Sass]

Honda Element meetup.

[Roan]

Oh, that's cool.

[Sass]

Just a bunch of dudes. Yo, we all got this Honda.

[Roan]

Honda.

[Sass]

You want to park them next to each other maybe.

[Kate]

I had an Uber driver to Midway who was in an Altima club here in Chicago.

[Dave]

What?

[Titus]

Really?

[Brandon]

There's a club for every car?

[Kate]

For Ultimas. Yes.

[Jackie]

Not every car.

[Dave]

You were proud.

[Kate]

Is there a crummy car?

[Nick]

Oh, that'd be Roan. You gotta see Danny's shitty car. Really sucks. No. Think if your knees and calves were combined into a car.

[Danny]

Danny, show me, please.

[Jackie]

I mean, it's 20 years old.

[Danny]

Got a 20 year old car.

[Jackie]

I should do that though. Just a crummy car meetup.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

The worst car.

[Dave]

Is it actually filled with.

[Nick]

That would be awesome.

[Dave]

Food crumbs are gross.

[Jackie]

Oh, no, it's just the exterior that's disgusting. I mean, I'm not, I'm not slobbish in there because I barely ever drive it, but it does make a very big humming noise. It's nothing to brag about. She has not.

[Roan]

Oh, man.

[Jackie]

Ever. Sixth base.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's a whole new sport.

[Danny]

How do you get around when. When she's in town.

[Jackie]

I mean, I live, like, downtown in the city, so the train a lot. But if I'm ever going to the suburbs or, like, running errands.

[Danny]

But if she's here. You don't do that. You don't go out to the suburbs or run errands. No Northbrook Court time. Or Uber.

[Nick]

Good old Uber.

[Danny]

You Uber to Northbrook Court.

[Nick]

When's the next time she's in town?

[Jackie]

I don't know. Probably gonna be a while.

[Nick]

Take her to your car.

[Jackie]

Should be turning right back around.

[Brandon]

Wait, you wouldn't pick her up at the airport?

[Jackie]

I have before, but not the last time.

[Roan]

No.

[Nick]

In your car?

[Jackie]

Well, my. It's a complicated situation. My car is, like, all the way in Roscoe Village. I keep it by Frento, so I have to take a train. If I want to go get my car, then it's a whole ordeal.

[Roan]

Drop a pin for me. I want to. I want to go visit your car this week.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Jackie]

What if it's still there?

[Kate]

What if you parked it in the lot and we. If we get to pick it out? If we can figure out which car is yours. We only get one pick.

[Jackie]

I think you'll know.

[Kate]

And if enough of us pick, then we get to see your.

[Jackie]

I had a period where I was leaving here for, like, a weekend and stuff instead of Roscoe and your boys, the PMT crew was like, get this car out of here.

[Nick]

Danny. If you kept the doors open, you had a thing on the front that said free. Would it be taken?

[Jackie]

Yeah, but then probably just abandoned. Like, it would be probably a car.

[Roan]

Tomorrow. Bring your car tomorrow. We're doing live. Yak out of here.

[Nick]

Let's do the. Yeah, let's cram it.

[Roan]

Come on.

[Jackie]

We gotta cram it.

[Brandon]

I want to cry. I want to cram your car.

[Jackie]

I did just have to get the tires replaced.

[Roan]

I want to cram the.

[Brandon]

Are y' all worried it's not going to be as bad as Nick says it is?

[Nick]

Kyle's been in it.

[Jackie]

It's really not.

[Kate]

Not.

[Dave]

I've been in it.

[Jackie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

We drove to do that out of order sketch at that farm, and it was humming the whole time. Yeah, it sounds a lot worse. Like, literally sounds worse.

[Kate]

It is embarrassing to have a loud car.

[Brandon]

It is.

[Nick]

We stopped at a mall to buy a Bongzilla.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, North Court.

[Nick]

It was close to there?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Were you

[Brandon]

not far off? Yeah.

[Jackie]

All right, I'll get my car.

[Titus]

Roan, do you have a car?

[Danny]

I do.

[Titus]

In the city?

[Danny]

I do.

[Nick]

Didn't Francis make fun of it without knowing you had one?

[Danny]

He like. He, like, severely dis. He was like, no car disgusts me more than Alexis. And he disparaged Alexis for like a good. Like, he's like. It's like the person who wants to be rich but isn't actually rich car. And they don't hold a candle to a Mercedes or a BMW. And I was like, I just within three months bottled it and felt great about it until Francis disparaged.

[Roan]

Doesn't he drive a Tesla?

[Danny]

He does.

[Roan]

Come on.

[Jackie]

I actually had two other cars that were like 20 times worse than this.

[Danny]

Really?

[Jackie]

88 beige Oldsmobile. That's my first car.

[Titus]

That's sick.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

It was repellent. And then my. When I passed down to my brother, it was ninth.

[Roan]

It was the car.

[Nick]

That's what was stopping from getting here.

[Dave]

You guys ever try to off a

[Danny]

car in a car in a car or.

[Jackie]

Because, I mean, desperate times.

[Roan]

Yeah. Oh, it's a high school.

[Jackie]

Driving up the lovers lane.

[Roan]

Moving all the. The booster seats just doesn't kill the booze.

[Jackie]

I don't think anyone ever wants that.

[Dave]

Used to be popular.

[Jackie]

I don't know if it was by choice. Just.

[Nick]

It was all you had.

[Danny]

And the seats, when it was popular, it was just a bed bench.

[Roan]

Yeah, right.

[Danny]

There was some bucket seats.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Anyone wants Vanny Woodhead, they can the

[Dave]

new one just really hard.

[Roan]

That one becomes a bed in the back.

[Dave]

That would be ideal.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

When you say it was repellent, like, I think a lot of dudes are trying to off the strength of their car. They're like. And I don't know. Okay. You might be able to tell us, like, from a woman's point of view, like, is. Are women in general. Like, that guy drives a nice car now. I want to him him me never.

[Kate]

But there might be ladies like that. Like, there are ladies who like those lifted. Like, the more Casey lights it has on it, the more. I don't know. It's never worked on me.

[Danny]

But we're like a nice brand of a car or something like that. Like, swinger style. Like how they're just driving around in cool cars.

[Kate]

Like, I'm probably the wrong person to ask.

[Danny]

Fair enough.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Because you.

[Brandon]

You just see an ugly fat dude across the bar and you're already like, is he funny?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

To be riding a scooter could have a.

[Titus]

We do treat cars as extensions of your personality.

[Max]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. Maserati.

[Sass]

Mike, upstairs.

[Jackie]

Shouldn't.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Really shouldn't.

[Kate]

But I saw a thing that was

[Roan]

like, I walk around with a little more swag since I got my new car. Yeah.

[Kate]

Really?

[Roan]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Roan]

Oh, yeah. Just a little, like.

[Brandon]

Not like your old car was bad either.

[Roan]

Yeah, but it was kind of like a. A mom could drive it. I don't know if mom's driving my new car, Kate.

[Nick]

I bet there's a car you'd be like, okay.

[Roan]

Black.

[Nick]

Yo, Camino. I could see you being like, that's a guy I like. Or is it just not car?

[Kate]

Like, Pat had a crummy car when we first started dating. He would pick me up in Austin. We smoked cigs in. It was like a beater.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And I loved it.

[Dave]

I think girls are more attracted to how guys drive the car.

[Danny]

Like, if you can't drive, it's like, that's a ick.

[Dave]

Recklessly but coolly.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He was a cool.

[Dave]

Not safe.

[Nick]

Was.

[Kate]

And I think it was windows down. I did, like. I do, like, stick shift. I think that's cool.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Roan]

I mean, that's a man.

[Danny]

That's valid.

[Roan]

Never drive a stick shift. My. The problem with my car is that Jerry just cucks it because his car is. Is all black and just way bigger. He's just a tiny man with a

[Brandon]

booster seat and a handicap spot.

[Titus]

And he parks closer than you.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It doesn't even clock to me that regular dudes can buy a Lincoln Navigator or a Yukon or a. Like, that's, like, Uber XL black, exclusively. Like, dudes just can't have that. In my mind.

[Roan]

It's also impossible to get around or

[Danny]

park in, like, a lot.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Certain fancy cars kind of get, like, dudes that are too into the gym. Give me the. Like, are just not for me. And it's same with, like, guys that are too into how fancy their car is and stuff. Like, well,

[Roan]

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[Roan]

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[Titus]

What? TJ, what did you just send to Mostly sports?

[Roan]

I'm so ready.

[Titus]

What the hell?

[Roan]

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[Danny]

What the hell?

[Titus]

Bugs Bunny filled out a bracket.

[Roan]

Oh, dude, they. They keep dropping random brackets. I saw Sydney Thomas, but Bugs Bunny, he's a.

[Titus]

He's a fictional rabbit.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Who.

[Roan]

Who?

[Brandon]

Bugs Bunny. Oh.

[Sass]

So I had us do one in this exact styling just for Connor. I figured if they could do Bugs Bunny, then.

[Roan]

Yeah, young gravy. Pick Wisconsin.

[Nick]

Yeah, but this is.

[Brandon]

We're listening. This is Bugs Bunny.

[Titus]

It's Bugs Bunny.

[Roan]

What are you guys pretending Bugs Bunny isn't real?

[Titus]

Thomas, the difference between Sydney Thomas and Bugs Bunny, right?

[Brandon]

Bugs Bunny is a bug Bunny.

[Jackie]

Bugs Bunny icon was in a movie. She was.

[Titus]

Wasn't Cartoon bunny.

[Danny]

Similar.

[Kate]

You guys don't do a bracket for your pets?

[Roan]

No.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Not anymore.

[Kate]

Okay. I know some people do that.

[Nick]

Wait, how are the new birds?

[Brandon]

Good. Got a good new bird.

[Danny]

You got birds?

[Brandon]

I. I've had birds.

[Roan]

One died.

[Brandon]

One just died.

[Danny]

Pheasants or.

[Brandon]

No, just parakeets.

[Danny]

Oh, caged birds.

[Brandon]

Were you part of. Yeah. Were you part of the film festival a couple of years ago?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You came out and did that, right?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

One of the movies had a bird parakeet. And Caitlin had got it, and they were just gonna. So I took it home.

[Danny]

They were gonna what?

[Brandon]

They were gonna just take it back or something. And then I.

[Roan]

We were gonna eat the birds.

[Brandon]

We were gonna eat the birds, and I took it home and got it a partner. And one of them died recently. But I got a suitable partner.

[Roan]

Let me see.

[Jackie]

Danny, it's terrible. Try to send to tj.

[Danny]

Is your parakeet depressed after the death.

[Brandon]

They're supposed to be in pairs.

[Danny]

Right?

[Brandon]

That's what it's called that. And I was worried that it was gonna be depressed and kill itself. But it didn't. He's. He's going on. How would a bird do that?

[Danny]

Starvation. They just wouldn't eat.

[Roan]

Fly into the wall or the sun.

[Nick]

Can birds die that way?

[Brandon]

What?

[Max]

Flying into the wall or window.

[Roan]

That's like the number one.

[Jackie]

How would they not die?

[Dave]

Can birds just like jump off something and like I'll not fly things?

[Brandon]

Maybe. I feel like they have. Their instinct is a trigger that wouldn't let them do that.

[Danny]

I think it's hard for humans to even do that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like if you try to jump off the top bunk.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh.

[Roan]

What?

[Brandon]

God damn it.

[Nick]

That's my old car.

[Brandon]

I was about to.

[Kate]

I missed it. Flash it again.

[Jackie]

No, don't.

[Roan]

Oh my God, Danny.

[Nick]

That's so sick.

[Kate]

Look at the rust.

[Brandon]

That's so sick.

[Danny]

Six inch rim.

[Nick]

Oh, that's amaz.

[Roan]

Rolls up in that. Ready to eat.

[Brandon]

You eating?

[Kate]

Looks like a cartoon.

[Titus]

Look how nice that is. Look at those beautifully bushes.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

The nice little slow gated driveway. Oh, Danny, you got that up there.

[Jackie]

Like deliver hot dogs in that car.

[Nick]

Oh, that is the perfect hot dog delivery man.

[Kate]

Them

[Jackie]

is the oldest.

[Nick]

So awesome.

[Dave]

The old delivery cartoon like pig would drive.

[Brandon]

Is.

[Jackie]

Is the old delivery driver dead? Like has he just been completely killed by Uber eats?

[Nick]

I still see Domino's car.

[Jackie]

Yeah. Sometimes you see some branded cars, but it just used to mean more when it was the guy who was actually employed by the restaurant.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Jackie]

They're dead like 30 minutes or less. That's.

[Danny]

But what do they do? Because those guys are still alive. But it's a whole different class of dudes that are doing right.

[Jackie]

Can you still even call a restaurant and be like. And just make. Make a delivery like that? That's the only. That's the only way that not outsourced pizza places.

[Dave]

Yeah, we're spoiled in big cities. Have you ever tried to use a delivery app in a small town?

[Kate]

Oh, that's when you're drunk at night.

[Dave]

It's just one like it's always like a woman and she's like, she'll. She'll call you and be like, yeah, I'm going to get it.

[Danny]

And they make no money. Like if you work delivery in a small town, you'll work for eight hours and make $12. Yeah.

[Dave]

They make nothing.

[Danny]

Come around the back.

[Max]

We got it.

[Dave]

We're being.

[Roan]

Can we see the. Do you have the recent car. I mean, the current car.

[Jackie]

Not a picture of it.

[Roan]

No, sorry.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I haven't been maniacally hungry in a while.

[Danny]

You want a GLP one?

[Dave]

Like, food is so accessible now. Oh, got it before delivery. Like in college. Do you remember how hungry you would get at night?

[Kate]

Yes. Yep.

[Danny]

Before the DP dough came.

[Dave]

I was saying, with no options. It's like 3:00am Yep.

[Roan]

Kyle, I got peptides. I'm too scared to use them, though, but I got them.

[Dave]

Which ones?

[Roan]

I think it's a vitamin B and then maybe a human growth hormone maybe.

[Kate]

Perhaps.

[Roan]

Yeah, I think so.

[Dave]

Let's meet.

[Roan]

I'll bring it in.

[Dave]

I want like an injection. Circle goal.

[Roan]

We need to see if he's doing it.

[Danny]

So is Max already started?

[Roan]

PFC is doing his calf. Max is doing. He's. He's on Ozempic.

[Danny]

Where?

[Brandon]

Max.

[Danny]

But where. Where's it going in him?

[Nick]

Yeah, right.

[Roan]

No idea. He's just done it once.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Roan]

So he's back on it.

[Danny]

I mean, there. There should be a safe injection site here the way that there is in like.

[Nick]

Yeah, the safe needle.

[Roan]

Yeah, I'll show.

[Danny]

Are you in charge of them here at this office? Because Jet skis. In charge of them at our office.

[Dave]

I'm not really interested.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Is that what people keep theirs at the office fridge?

[Danny]

No, not the office fridge, but he just kind of coordinates. He's like, this is what you need. This is the stack that you need to be on.

[Roan]

Yeah. I have a doctor for us if you want to. He'll meet with.

[Dave]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Danny]

You're gonna get on him or like,

[Dave]

I feel like it'll be underwhelming.

[Danny]

I mean, your frame. You're maxed out on your frame pretty much.

[Dave]

I. I plateaued.

[Danny]

Have you.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I feel like you.

[Roan]

So we need to get on it.

[Dave]

But what would it do?

[Roan]

I don't know. I'm too scared to do it. I have to get the balls to do it. They've been sitting in my fridge for three days.

[Danny]

Some people are like, I. My beard's fuller. I sleep deeper. I speak Cantonese now.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's what I'm hoping for. Cantonese.

[Danny]

Yeah, it'd be so nice. Or Mandarin would be the.

[Dave]

I think too many genetic losers are now becoming, like, beastly and attractive. And we have. I think some people are just genetically a dork, but now they have, like, a chiseled chromosome. They're jacked and they're confident, but you're still. You can't lose the dork in you.

[Nick]

But the thing is, the genetically gifted are now turning into dorks. Kim Kardashian ripping pokey on.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And taking the L hats.

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah. It's all up.

[Nick]

Everything's too gray.

[Danny]

You guys see the androgenic is. He's patting his shoulders.

[Nick]

Yeah, I saw he had plastic filler.

[Dave]

Yeah, I saw that.

[Danny]

He's got like push up bra like tissue paper in his shoulders. What androgenic was that on? Clav stream. Tj.

[Titus]

I hate hearing that.

[Roan]

Oh my God, that looks so bad.

[Sass]

He's fixed at him. There's a guy that got his wig ripped off like a week ago too.

[Roan]

Why is he wearing them?

[Brandon]

Tough like an umpire.

[Danny]

He does. He's so shiny.

[Roan]

Dude, he's so shiny.

[Jackie]

Isn't it kind of pointless if people know that you just stuffed it?

[Brandon]

Right?

[Danny]

You know, I don't know.

[Kate]

I can't stop thinking about, like, if you're these guys. Parents.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like what? What are you thinking? You just like live your dream.

[Jackie]

I'd rather be made fun of for my naturally bad shoulders than for stuffing pads into my shoulders to make them look bigger.

[Sass]

Clives dad will call him and be like, you gotta fucking figure something else out because this is not working.

[Nick]

But he does it on stream.

[Sass]

Please stop doing this. Well, everything's on stream, okay? Their whole lives are on stream.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. What's clav on for? 30, 30 days straight right now? Yeah, it's.

[Sass]

He's doing a subathon.

[Roan]

He's ripping off Club Clemmer.

[Danny]

Yeah, basically. Oh, if Clemmer started looks Max. If Clemmer did all the.

[Roan]

Oh man, that would be some good content.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Roan]

Oh my God. Clemmer gets on the hgh.

[Nick]

Phil would be in danger.

[Danny]

Or if they both did it and they just did an arms race.

[Nick]

A literal arms race.

[Danny]

Yeah. That would be amazing. Like clever wants all of his content to be like, let me put everybody in a room and like mess with them. But it should be using his own body as a playground and a petri dish to try and like see where we can expand it.

[Roan]

Let's push him to the limit.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He should open up a P.O. box and people can just mail him stuff and he'll inject it.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Put it in his body.

[Kate]

I think about his tap dancing video. I was just gonna say it's one of those. Every month I'm like, clever tap dancing.

[Danny]

I haven't. I watched this.

[Jackie]

I watched this. I watched like two weeks ago.

[Danny]

I've never seen this.

[Kate]

I will genuinely Pull it up sometimes and just.

[Roan]

I don't think I've either.

[Kate]

You've never seen Clem chaps.

[Jackie]

It's. It's like horrific.

[Nick]

It was like a weird, eerie, French claymation vibe.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's a marionette.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He's shaped like.

[Kate]

But I would watch him do anything, really. It's.

[Jackie]

Yeah, it was.

[Danny]

Well, I could. Peptides. Chad out. Clemmer,

[Nick]

you should.

[Dave]

Yes. Really, like, go online. Like, that's.

[Danny]

His whole frame.

[Dave]

Could be completely born to be built like that, but.

[Roan]

Oh, my God.

[Dave]

Never mind.

[Danny]

Hello, my darling.

[Jackie]

So eerie.

[Nick]

It's so eerie.

[Brandon]

The video you played, a funeral.

[Roan]

Plumber would be a perfect funeral home director.

[Jackie]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Built for that.

[Nick]

Yeah. He could be the body.

[Danny]

He looks like the only entertainment in town in the old west.

[Nick]

I was just gonna say that. He belongs in a saloon.

[Dave]

Spearfish, South Dakota, got a tap dancer start.

[Danny]

Start.

[Roan]

Tap dancer west of the Mississippi.

[Jackie]

He started sneakily injecting Clemers with ozic. Just watch. Skinnier. What happens?

[Danny]

Oh, my God. He said he's put on some weight, though. Anytime you ask him, he put on £20. No, I don't know where, but he. He swears by it. He swears there's £20 in him somewhere.

[Roan]

All right, Ron, great to have you as always.

[Danny]

Thank you, guys.

[Roan]

Do the one on one on one.

[Danny]

Appreciate it. Thank you all for having me.

[Roan]

All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Brandon]

Deal.

[Danny]

I think we're gonna do Slim Jim like freaking crazy.

[Roan]

Brandon, do you have a Slim Jim badge? I didn't see one.

[Brandon]

We don't have one in our.

[Danny]

The Buffalo Wild West. Chicken sticks. Slim Jim.

[Max]

Yes.

[Roan]

You can do it, Steven, if you have it. We don't have it.

[Max]

All right, let me rip it.

[Danny]

They got some right here. They look amazing.

[Max]

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[Nick]

Good work.

[Dave]

Go work.

[Brandon]

All right. Spin it, T.J. spin that wheel.

[Danny]

Hello, my darling

[Kate]

glamour. We got customers. Come on out.

[Danny]

Why don't you try my proprietary tonic? It'll soothe what ails you.

[Roan]

All right, we'll see everyone tomorrow.

[Danny]

Get your straws.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's the act,

[Danny]

it's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop or do Yankees love? It's the act,

[Roan]

it's the actual.

[Sass]

Love you guys.

[Brandon]

See you tomorrow.

[Sass]

Bye.