Steven Cheah Doesn't Think Women Should Mow Lawns | The Yak 5-11-26

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Yak – "Steven Cheah Doesn't Think Women Should Mow Lawns" | May 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively and offbeat episode of The Yak, the Barstool roster—Big Cat (Dan Katz), Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Titus, and guests—riff on everything from fake abs and internet trends to unique childhood experiences, and dive deep into Steven Cheah’s now-viral, controversial view on women mowing lawns. The group’s chemistry is on full display as each personality brings humor, hot takes, and deeply unserious insights to the table.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Cold Opens & Fake Abs Gag (02:31–05:00)

• Big Cat arrives wearing a fake muscle shirt, fooling several co-hosts.
• Banter on fitness, planking routines, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg doing planks.
• Discussion of the realistic look of fake Amazon abs.
  • Quote (03:49): “20 bucks to look like a dream guy—and all these people wasting time in the gym.” – Big Cat

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2. Viral Video Mix-Up & Internet Memes (05:00–08:30)

• Big Cat, Dan, and Stephen Cheah discuss a viral video (someone at a crypto conference mistaken for Cheah).
• They joke about trending tags, AI scrubbing Twitter bios, and Cheah’s accidental fame as a supposed “Super Bowl champ.”
  • Quote (06:34): “How did that happen? …It also says I’m a Buccaneers VP, which is hilarious.” – Stephen Cheah

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3. Crypto Conference Antics & Collecting Oddities (08:30–11:00)

• The crew jokes about the culture at crypto conferences and pep talks among crypto enthusiasts.
• Big Cat discusses buying memorabilia (like a massive “Get Charged Up” sign) for the new Barstool HQ, aiming to “reinvigorate lost collectibles” instead of hiding them in storage.
  • Quote (10:42): “We’re adopting old dogs—giving life back to stupid things.” – Big Cat

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4. Mincy’s Travel Blogs, Steam Room Memes, & Handball Talk (11:40–15:00)

• Running gag about colleague Mincy’s verbose tweets, especially about his travels, love for steam rooms, and extensive concert going.
• Anticipation for his “Steam Room video” for After Dark—for which he fails to deliver due to Vegas exhaustion.

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5. The Pam from The Office Debate (17:50–23:54)

• Guest Ryan explains his long-standing TV critique that “Pam sucks” from The Office, sparking a debate.
  • Pam’s flaws: cheating on Roy, misleading Jim, fake job, etc.
  • Arguments that every Office character is flawed and Ryan’s hyper-focus changed the internet’s perception of Pam.
  • Quote (20:01): “She makes up a fake job, lies to everybody, and that's all because she sucks at sales.” – Ryan
  • Rebuttal (20:43): “That misses the point of the show. They’re all flawed human beings…But you focused on Pam’s mistakes.” – Dan Katz

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6. NBA Combine, Weird Athlete Body Proportions, and Collectibles (24:02–26:12)

• Discussion on odd NBA measurements (Donovan Mitchell’s size 17 feet and 6’1” height).
• Reflections on previous NBA measurement inflation.
  • Quote (25:00): “Size 17 shoes for 6'1” is crazy.” – Big Cat

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7. Sprite-Drinking Reed: Unexpected Viral Hit & Office Fame (36:41–48:46)

• Reed, a Barstool office character, joins to discuss his accidental internet fame—mostly for drinking Sprite, being extremely chill, and hanging out with Chicken Fried (Brianna).
  • Reed’s routine: five Sprites at a bar, huge chocolate bars for lunch, chain-smoking cigarettes, and vlogging about his simple adventures.
  • Hosts marvel at Reed’s authenticity and the pure, almost naive charm that makes him a breakout “guilty pleasure” watch.
  • Quote (41:23): “First and foremost, I want to see her happy. I just want to be great friends, and she’s done a lot for me.” – Reed

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8. Kate's 'Carolina Squeezer' First Kiss Story & the Porn-Commenter Reunion (54:51–68:24)

• Kate’s friend tells a story about her first kiss and the accidental rediscovery of her old crush—now a prolific porn commenter on social media.
• The group laughs about the difference between nostalgic memories and internet reality.
  • Quote (67:06): “It was more sheer curiosity over horniness—I just had to know.” – Kate’s Friend

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9. The Steven Cheah Lawn Mowing Debate—Main Theme (71:53–80:00)

• Main Episode Theme: Steven Cheah expresses surprise (if not full disapproval) at seeing women mowing lawns, sparking an incredulous debate.
  • Cheah claims, “That's like the number one guy’s job… I am pro-women can do whatever they want, but...”
  • Rest of the cast, especially Kate and others, argue women mow lawns all the time and Cheah’s shock is misplaced.
  • Quote (72:55): “I’ll point it out to my [kids]: ‘There’s another—a woman!’” – Steven Cheah
  • Cheah admits he almost “skids off the road” every time he sees it, prompting roasting.
  • Memorable Moment (75:51): The gang checks Google Images for “lawn mowing” and search for stock photos of women. The segment is full of riffs, disbelief, and mock outrage.

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10. Miscellaneous Office Life: Bidets, New Cats, Prom Hats & Upcoming Events (80:00–97:00)

• Rapid-fire topics: bidets, cat fights at home, Dave Portnoy's “old man” fall, plans for a “milk draft” with novelty breast-feeding props.
• Prom fashion and “George Washington wig” stories highlight the fun at the end of the school year.

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11. Nikki Smokes the ‘Explorer’ & Discovering Popular Activities (98:14–101:56)

• The crew toasts Nikki Smokes for his unique ability to get genuinely fired up about ordinary things (golf, dive bars, drinking, soccer, concerts, etc.).
  • Group wonders what’s next for Nikki (maybe skiing).
  • Quote (85:14): “His brain is so funny—he just finds something everyone’s known about and loses his mind…” – Big Cat

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12. Logistics, Office Trades, and Closing Banter (110:25–End)

• Planning logistics for upcoming episodes, furniture moving, and niche details about who’s bringing what item for the “milk draft.”
• Running jokes about beanbags, futons, hard-ons during segments, and missing video content are peppered throughout.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Steven Cheah’s take:
  “That’s the number one guy’s job… I’m pro-women can do whatever they want, but…”
  – Steven Cheah (71:53)

• On finding joy in common things:
  “People should enjoy things…I just wish I had the enthusiasm to find new things like he does and be like wowed by it.”
  – Big Cat (88:07)

• On Pam from The Office:
  “She then is the worst of the Karen situation…She makes up a fake job, lies to everybody…That's all because she sucks at sales.”
  – Ryan (20:01)

• On nostalgia vs. internet reality:
  “You have one encounter, then you remember, and in your dumb teenage brain…it becomes this whole thing.”
  – Kate's Friend (70:07)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Fake Abs Reveal: 02:31–05:00
• Viral Video & AI Memes: 05:00–08:30
• Crypto Conference/Collectibles: 08:30–11:00
• Pam from The Office Debate: 17:50–23:54
• NBA Combine Oddities: 24:02–26:12
• Reed Segment (Sprite Guy): 36:41–48:46
• 'Carolina Squeezer' Story: 54:51–68:24
• Steven Cheah Lawn Mowing Debate: 71:53–80:00
• Nikki Smokes ‘Explorer’ Role: 98:14–101:56

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Episode Tone

The tone is irreverent, rapid-fire, and always ready to clown on one another. The show’s loose, chaotic format is both its charm and its structure—a rollicking blend of inside Barstool humor, viral absurdities, and a rotating cast who never miss a chance for a roast or callback.

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Conclusion

This episode of The Yak is a classic, meandering rollercoaster of inside jokes, relatable rants, and extremely specific internet culture commentary. From Steven Cheah’s gendered lawn care hot take to Kate’s friend's “Carolina Squeezer,” and Reed’s Sprite-fueled rise, the cast delivers a two-hour window into the weird, wild energy of Barstool’s world.

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For listeners who missed it:
Expect big laughs, classic Barstool banter, and at least one argument that will have you reexamining what you thought was a mundane neighborhood task.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Stephen Che]

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[Dan Katz]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Dan Katz]

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[Kate]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Kate's Friend]

Oh, big cat with tucked in a lot going on. Tucked in.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, wow. That's all right.

[Ryan]

The Drake six.

[Dan Katz]

Wow.

[Nikki Smokes]

Doing what?

[Dan Katz]

Damn, you look good.

[Big Cat]

Thank you. I played golf this morning.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

What's up? What's up up?

[Brandon Walker]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

What are you looking at?

[Kate]

Your chest.

[Big Cat]

I look good. Oh, okay.

[Dan Katz]

More like more your stomach than your chest.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I've noticed. I've. I've been doing planks. I got some abs coming in a little bit.

[Kate]

Say how, for how long?

[Big Cat]

Like 40 minutes a day. Planks. 40 minutes a day.

[Dan Katz]

Jeez.

[Big Cat]

It's not a big deal.

[Dan Katz]

Dang. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what Ruth Bader Ginsburg did. She was big planks.

[Ryan]

She was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Did a bunch of planks.

[Brandon Walker]

She was like. That was.

[Kate's Friend]

She did that in the courtroom?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She died planking.

[Big Cat]

What are you looking at me like that?

[Kate]

It doesn't look that fake. Pissing me off.

[Dan Katz]

What?

[Titus]

What?

[Dan Katz]

Why does this look like an umpire?

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, my.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Reed]

Wow.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, I didn't think.

[Kate's Friend]

I didn't think it was stomach. What the hell?

[Reed]

That's.

[Kate's Friend]

Damn.

[Big Cat]

What? I purchased 20 bucks on Amazon.

[Kate]

Well worth it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's pretty good for 20.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Look at this. It's got fake muscles. Biceps, triceps.

[Dan Katz]

I didn't even notice that part. I just thought you had big arms.

[Brandon Walker]

Wouldn't mind that at all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's pretty good. You guys want.

[Nikki Smokes]

It was 20 bucks.

[Big Cat]

20 bucks. 20 bucks to look like. Like a dream guy and all these people wasting time in the gym.

[Dan Katz]

If the abs had been a little less in your face, I think you could have pulled it off.

[Big Cat]

I think I pulled it off.

[Kate's Friend]

Look at that.

[Brandon Walker]

The thing is, you're just a. You're a guy that wears the same shirt every day. So when you're wearing a different shirt.

[Kate's Friend]

That's what threw me off. Actually, it wasn't the abs.

[Dan Katz]

I thought you're doing a Gruden impression.

[Big Cat]

I do kind of look like Gruden. That's a big compliment.

[Nikki Smokes]

There's really no in between for the fake abs. It's either like the belly. A full blown six pack.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How's everyone doing?

[Dan Katz]

Good. Great.

[Kate's Friend]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

Good, great.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Good, Great.

[Big Cat]

Che, how was your weekend?

[Stephen Che]

That was not me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was.

[Brandon Walker]

I talked to Dante. He said it was.

[Dan Katz]

That was pretty much you.

[Big Cat]

That was 100% you, dude.

[Stephen Che]

It did look exactly like my best friend. And I sent it to him before you tagged me in.

[Kate]

It looks like you look just like you.

[Stephen Che]

That. You guys just don't know that many Asian people. That does not look.

[Dan Katz]

Laughing at it, cuz it looked like your best friend.

[Big Cat]

Show the video, tj.

[Dan Katz]

It looks like you.

[Big Cat]

Look at my hair.

[Brandon Walker]

You've had that haircut a million times.

[Big Cat]

That's you.

[Stephen Che]

That is an all time video.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Dan Katz]

Oh man. He took a.

[Big Cat]

Did you.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's your best friend? Is it one of your guys you get massages with?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, my best friend, John. It looks exactly like him.

[Brandon Walker]

He looks like.

[Big Cat]

Did you see that? It backfired. Just horrendously the most. All right, let me ask this. Let me ask you this. Don't say it, Jay. It was trending. You know, like the. For you page or whatever.

[Dan Katz]

The.

[Big Cat]

It was trending. What do you think it said when it was trending? It was. I think it started because of my tweet saying, oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I saw this.

[Big Cat]

What do you think? If you didn't see it, don't. Don't answer. But. Or if you saw it, don't answer. What do you think the. The. The actual phrase was for, like, trending? Like, guy pisses, you know, so it

[Kate]

was like, people mistake this person for.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, it was. It was off of my tweet, and then it became a trending topic.

[Dan Katz]

Stephen Che was trending.

[Ryan]

Man, who looks like Stephen Che?

[Kate]

They use adjectives for Stephen Shay.

[Big Cat]

So. So much worse than I ever could have imagined.

[Nikki Smokes]

It created NFL draft experts.

[Big Cat]

It's pretty close. Worse than that. Worse. Commissioner Worse. Go ahead. Go ahead, tj. Pull it up. I. Screenshot. Bar P. Fail video roast super bowl chip. How is that possible? This guy. How is he done?

[Stephen Che]

That rocked. That was so. It's so worth it.

[Nikki Smokes]

Super bowl champ.

[Big Cat]

Super bowl champ. Steven Che.

[Brandon Walker]

How did that happen?

[Big Cat]

I. I don't know.

[Stephen Che]

It also says I'm a Buccaneers vp, which is hilarious. I don't know. It was. I was tagged in that so many times.

[Brandon Walker]

Because it's in your Twitter bio. Two time super bowl champion.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Stephen Che]

all right, Makes sense.

[Brandon Walker]

But why does it have Bucks vp?

[Stephen Che]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean you don't.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, because you're the VP of football operations.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Our stool.

[Kate]

Oh. Just AI scrubbed all of his information.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I got it from some.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, but.

[Big Cat]

And they just made it. He's the one guy who's like, AI is pretty sweet.

[Dan Katz]

Made him artificial intelligence.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna have to change my bio if I ever trend.

[Big Cat]

What is it right now?

[Brandon Walker]

I think it just has. It's the shows that I'm on.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty boring.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

That's lame.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Man on shows.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Man on a lot of man on shows. Slips and falls.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Dan Katz]

Barstool sports. Yak anus. Nick Terraney.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's what it would be.

[Big Cat]

So. Yeah, that was. That happened this weekend. That pissed me off.

[Nikki Smokes]

What was the context of that video, by the way?

[Big Cat]

I think it was a crypto conference. Oh, why.

[Nikki Smokes]

Why are there people walking?

[Kate's Friend]

I.

[Nikki Smokes]

Can I see the video again?

[Dan Katz]

I think that's a. Is that a bar?

[Big Cat]

Hilarious move by the Way.

[Brandon Walker]

Just pissing at the ball.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Pissing on the bar.

[Reed]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Like scumbag, but also, like, it's one of those.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think he.

[Dan Katz]

That's not.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he thinks he's in the bath.

[Nikki Smokes]

I thought. I thought that was. I thought that was a piss wall.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

I thought that was a bathroom. That's why I was confused by the people walking.

[Big Cat]

I think it's a very. Like, it's. It's one of those. It's like when people used to hit each other with golf carts. Like, hey, this is a bad move. But also I'm going to laugh every time someone pissing on a bar. Like, bad, bad behavior.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So kind of funny. Send me the video.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It's a crypto conference.

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Kate]

Makes it way funny.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yes. Those guys, they get down. They get really down.

[Kate]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

What.

[Kate]

I always wonder, like, what. What is there to say?

[Big Cat]

I think they're just trying to sell it to each other. Or do you think they're sitting there being like, how can we get. How can we squeeze more money out of every.

[Dan Katz]

Everyone isn't owning crypto just in. You're in constant state of getting pep talked.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Like, crypto guys pep talk each other all the time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, don't worry. This is the future.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hey, that cash thing. I know. It's still got a nice run going. Video gone wrong.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of reassurance.

[Big Cat]

Bro pissing himself at notorious Miami nightclub 11 during the consensus afterparty. That doesn't look like.

[Dan Katz]

Is that how they spell 11?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, that's 11.

[Big Cat]

I don't think so.

[Stephen Che]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

It didn't look like it.

[Dan Katz]

Well, you've never been to the piss bar.

[Big Cat]

That's true.

[Brandon Walker]

A piss bar would be amazing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we should get one.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

By the way, the charged up. The get charged up.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not here.

[Big Cat]

It's on its way. 43ft long.

[Brandon Walker]

The picture of it unrolled in maybe like a gas station lot. It looks enormous.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It. The photos on ebay did not do it justice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, it's huge. It's huge. And I'm still. Steven's on. Steve is on top of it. Yeah. Look at how big that thing is. So it's on its way. We'll put that up.

[Kate's Friend]

I think we should have one little charger underneath it.

[Dan Katz]

This. This.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that one tiny phone charger.

[Dan Katz]

This doesn't piss me off. It makes me jealous. You're doing collecting way better than I ever did it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's collecting to repurpose it. Giving life back.

[Brandon Walker]

That's that he's drawing the ire of Chargers fans.

[Big Cat]

That one guy was such a loser.

[Dan Katz]

It was on sale for 500.

[Big Cat]

It also was it also. The Qualcomm was like 10 years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Somebody got mad that he's not a real Chargers fan.

[Nikki Smokes]

That belongs in a. I wish I

[Big Cat]

went to a Chargers fans. Like, dude, it's going to someone who's going to put it up in a very publicly displayed way. Yeah. And Shane is a huge Chargers fan. Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

What about Shane?

[Big Cat]

Shane's going to do the unveiling.

[Dan Katz]

Kenjak works here.

[Big Cat]

Ken Jack. Yeah. No, I, this is going to be fun because we're going to. Brandon, I, I, I'm not trying to dunk on you at all. You should enjoin me. We're trying to with you. We're trying to re invigorate lost collectibles. Things that would never people would buy them and put them in a closet. We're going to put them up.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. We're basically going to the, the old folks home of, of of artifacts and giving them new life.

[Big Cat]

And I wanted to be.

[Dan Katz]

We're adopting old dogs is what we're doing.

[Big Cat]

Right. And I want it to be stupid things.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Well then you messed on this one because get charged up is not stupid at all.

[Nikki Smokes]

I feel like nobody else wants these until you buy them and then people get mad.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Like again, it was on sale for 4.99.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Which is not expensive for that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

No one was gonna buy that.

[Big Cat]

No. No one's gonna put that up. It's 43ft long.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You just happen to have a warehouse where it fits this stuff perfectly.

[Big Cat]

The, the, the, did we talk about the, the nails tails statue from Wisconsin that I'm trying to get?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It's gross looking stack of football.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Oh, yeah, that one I'm hot on.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's like 50ft tall though, so I don't really know. We might have roof structure.

[Dan Katz]

Well, if we gotta change the roof, we gotta change the roof.

[Big Cat]

You've gotta change the roof. Just put a hole in the roof.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Eventually we're gonna have a hole in the roof anyway. Why not start now?

[Brandon Walker]

Put a hole in the roof.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

T.J. will you sound an alarm when we get the steam room tweet?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I don't know if that's ever happening.

[Kate's Friend]

What is the steam room tweet?

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody's on pins and needles waiting for it, mentally tailgating all day.

[Big Cat]

Mincy Mincy did the very gracious thing of coming back to work at 5 o' clock till tonight. And he wanted everyone to know and

[Dan Katz]

he said that he's. He's mad at Tate that he has to cut off his steam room this morning to get on the plane.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I gotta give credit where credit's due. After playing poker and seeing widespread panic three times in Vegas this weekend, Minsy has moved his Monday afternoon flight up to arrive back in Chicago at 4:15pm and participate in the handball stream. Stay tuned for the stream. Steam Room Banger. He said move flight up to 10:40am land in Chicago at 4:15. Should be on time for handball. Incredible. Thank you, Mincy. I'm gonna be cursing your name in steam room at 8am tomorrow off this three night run. But we will survive. Steam Room video promoting After Dark will bang. Actually definitely will do one.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, that's definitely dropping during the wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, this is a big thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Video which we just haven't seen yet.

[Dan Katz]

Wait, so he's getting on the plane in 27 minutes? 1240. No.

[Kate]

What is it?

[Brandon Walker]

He hasn't tweeted in eight hours.

[Dan Katz]

So he's at the gate right now about to tweet this banger.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no. Tate's getting nervous. We're not going to get the steam room banger.

[Kate's Friend]

What hotel is he at again?

[Brandon Walker]

I have no idea. How would we know? See Brando.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait, Rosilla's here. We. Let's get resil.

[Dan Katz]

I got a kid here. Do you want me to get.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, go get resillo. Yeah. Mincy also had a tweet about

[Dan Katz]

going

[Big Cat]

to a show with like his ancestors friends.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, he's hilarious.

[Big Cat]

Slave owners.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Big Cat]

I implied. I. I inferred that.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, the f. Because he went.

[Brandon Walker]

He went to the show with slave owners.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, I think, I think. I think if you look. Yeah, there's something there. But yeah, it was like, oh, who. What a world. This kid I've known in my whole life. Up top of the lifelong childhood friend. Our families go back a whole 100 years. His grandfather ran for governor of Louisiana. My grandfather was his first donation. Now we rage panic together. And I'm sure they are proud.

[Kate's Friend]

Yep.

[Brandon Walker]

That was his backup for rel.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we should do something where we see how many impressions.

[Ryan]

Likes engagement.

[Brandon Walker]

Mincy against when he's on his own.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. His content when he's on his own sucks dick. It's just talking about the content. We.

[Reed]

I like it. I like it, Jim.

[Big Cat]

So bad. I don't go to near enough of the shows. It's just dogs.

[Nikki Smokes]

That was about panic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Near enough.

[Kate]

I don't eat near enough. Krill. Said the whale.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's so bad, though.

[Reed]

I know.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, knowing the man, it's. I can't quit and I never will.

[Kate]

I can't stop it either.

[Big Cat]

I just. I've just been, quote, tweeting all his tweets. It's only in America. That's what he's thinking in his head.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

How did I. How did I wind up in Vegas? For widespread panic? Only in America.

[Brandon Walker]

You can only have Vegas in America.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Only in America can you be here and not doing your job, which I don't care about that I get a bunch of the people saying, oh, like this. You're allowing this. I want it very clear. I do not want them in the office. Office. That's a yes right there. Lose the water, though.

[Kate's Friend]

These miserable tools on here can't help themselves.

[Big Cat]

Did you guys see?

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys.

[Kate's Friend]

Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't see this.

[Big Cat]

Did you guys see. Resilis. Wait. Little purse. No, it's cute as.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, I want to see.

[Big Cat]

So I take the long way around.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at that. Oh, how cool is that? So this is a long time coming. You finally on the. Yeah.

[Ryan]

The rundown. What are the bees? Am I a B?

[Big Cat]

You're the C block.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We already did Mincy.

[Ryan]

Better than the E block on the jump.

[Big Cat]

We already did NC Wait, this is. How long were we running? How long did we say you were going to be on the act? It's like, probably six years now.

[Ryan]

When did you start it?

[Big Cat]

I can't. The yak.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

2018.

[Big Cat]

2018. 2018. This is eight years.

[Ryan]

You would ask me, you were like, how do I do it every day now that I don't do it every day? I can't believe I did it every day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Well, this isn't really.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah. We can just do this.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We don't do anything.

[Brandon Walker]

There's 25 people.

[Big Cat]

The whole show is nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

80 dead air. What's going on, man? Good to see you.

[Ryan]

You know, Nick, that was super complimentary of him. I was like, your humor. I know it's. You're never going to be successful with it, but I laugh.

[Brandon Walker]

You did say that. Verbatim. Yeah. Do you know right off rip.

[Big Cat]

You know Danny and Kate?

[Ryan]

I do, Dan. Kate was super nice to me in New York, I think, the first time we met. So thanks for having me.

[Big Cat]

I'm here and, you know, here.

[Brandon Walker]

I do.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

You guys did that stair video. You guys were going up the stairs forever.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

You love.

[Ryan]

I loved it. As a guy who had stairs, I

[Big Cat]

was like, yeah, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. We were trying to relate to those.

[Ryan]

Those times. Well, you nailed it over here.

[Brandon Walker]

You're the demo.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We were just talking about Mincy. He's.

[Ryan]

Is this on?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan Katz]

That's what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

This is not you. You saying, I don't know how I did the radio. This is not a radio. This is the. The dumbest show possible.

[Brandon Walker]

None of us are quite good at it either.

[Big Cat]

We just kind of meander for two hours every day.

[Ryan]

There's a lot of bodies.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Agreed.

[Ryan]

Is there anyone that's working on it that never talks and he's kind of secretly worried that he.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. Yeah, Right here.

[Ryan]

How much longer? Right? Like, what do you do? The yak. How long has it been going on?

[Big Cat]

How long you've been not talking? Years.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Definitely. The least out of the.

[Nikki Smokes]

What's the most. Eight of us talk, Danny. What's an episode that you look back on? You're like, I was. I was really chatty that day.

[Brandon Walker]

There was one day where you were high.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. If you wipe me up when you

[Kate's Friend]

thought you were dying and your priest showed up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

I said that was a lot of words.

[Brandon Walker]

We gotta get you a monologue.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, that's probably it. That's top runner, for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Or me and Che going at it. Maybe you and Che went at it.

[Dan Katz]

When did you and Che go out?

[Ryan]

The cancer thing still sort of stopped me in my tracks.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Goes to the.

[Nikki Smokes]

Well.

[Ryan]

A lot harder to joke about.

[Brandon Walker]

That's why I usually sign the combo.

[Big Cat]

You did make a wish.

[Ryan]

Which. And were you somebody's wish or did you get a wish? I got a little bit of both.

[Brandon Walker]

Met the cast of the Office and then.

[Ryan]

Which season?

[Brandon Walker]

The last one Michael was on. The one.

[Ryan]

The one where Michael gets to there.

[Dan Katz]

They went to one of the worst episodes. Not really.

[Brandon Walker]

Pam gets to punch Michael after Michael dumped her mom.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. That wasn't a great episode.

[Ryan]

It's funny how Pam wanted to know who Michael was banging until she didn't.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you have thoughts on Pam?

[Ryan]

A few. I feel like I was early on that.

[Dan Katz]

I think you were. I think you ruined the entire Internet's perception of Pam.

[Big Cat]

Honestly.

[Dan Katz]

I think Pam is a delightful person who is flawed. And you pointed out all those flaws and now the entire Internet hates her. And it's because of you.

[Nikki Smokes]

Remind me the context. Rain. Wilson was like, on.

[Big Cat]

That was bad.

[Nikki Smokes]

What show were you.

[Ryan]

Get up.

[Brandon Walker]

You're on.

[Nikki Smokes]

Get up.

[Ryan]

He was promoting the Meg. That shark movie.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryan]

And so it was like, me, Cassidy and Greeny, awesome combo, best friends. It's a bit like the Rockets, now that I know that's in the news. You're like, who was on that team at the end of Barkley and A game? So the three of us were on, and Rain Wilson rolls in, and they were like, all right, let's do this about the Meg. And, like, what do you want to ask him? I think I was like, I'm not telling anybody that. I'm just gonna go, hey, Pam sucked.

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[Ryan]

And then just run through it, and he just turned. It was like, what is wrong? But that was after I talked because I had this binge. I think binging sucks because certain characters can't survive it the way they would survive week to week. And once you hung out with Pam, like, four times in a row for two straight hours, you just start going, okay, so, like, she does cheat on Roy, technically just screws with Jim's emotions the entire time. She then is the worst of the Karen situation. Right.

[Stephen Che]

You.

[Ryan]

I mean, I can go on forever. She makes up a fake job that she lies to everybody about being this business manager and, like, makes up her salary. That's all because she sucks at sales. Jim decides to pursue sports because it's his lifelong dream, and he basically has to give up on it because he's commuting. And she joins Michael Scott Paper Company. Doesn't even say anything to him.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Ryan]

Which is bullshit.

[Big Cat]

And she goes to art school, right? She does bails.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, who else failed art school?

[Ryan]

Napoleon.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

You okay?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Just let him dispute. You don't.

[Nikki Smokes]

You don't like this.

[Brandon Walker]

You disagree, I think.

[Ryan]

Oh, wait, you're upset about this, yo.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

No, because. Because I think it misses the whole point of the show. They're all flawed human beings. Stanley cheated on his wife, Dwight. Jim out of sales and was awful to people. Angela hates everybody. Phyllis was a bitch to certain people.

[Big Cat]

They were all.

[Dan Katz]

They were all. They all made mistakes. But you. You focused on Pam's mistakes.

[Brandon Walker]

But Pam was looked at as like this golden character, though.

[Big Cat]

Like, they all knew had part about this theory that. That Roso has is he didn't have this at the ringer. He waited till Bar St. That's right.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think the final straw was Jim letting Pam live out her dream.

[Ryan]

But then when it was time for

[Brandon Walker]

Jim to live out his, she was like, Nah.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, he buys her house and sets up the whole notebook type art studio thing at the end. I'm with you, Ryan, on the shag carp. So what house were you gonna buy this week? Pam.

[Big Cat]

But the final.

[Dan Katz]

The final episode, she sells the house and they go back to Austin and he gets back into his dream.

[Ryan]

I think I stopped watching when she had the emotional affair with the boom mic operator.

[Brandon Walker]

What's his name?

[Big Cat]

Brandon.

[Dan Katz]

Brian.

[Big Cat]

There we go.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Was she written to be some, like, bastion of morality, this golden girl? I thought, is that controversial to call her out?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I mean, I think big time she was thought of as like, yeah, just the girl next door that's like,

[Ryan]

Yeah, I just ripped off all the. Like, I didn't even need it. I didn't need the full clip. I just was like, I can fire off eight of these, but I've just so plenty of backup. And then it was funny because there was like, a female reporter from Utah was like, oh, a typical man can't handle a strong female. And it was like, you know it wasn't a real documentary, right? No, she was propped up. And if you read the oral history of the show, when they introduced Kim in, the producers say in the book, they're like, pam was so incredible, we had to, like, present a worthy adversary in Karen, you're like, except Karen was a hundred times cooler than Pam. And to your point on the flawed thing, like, there weren't multiple people trying to date Stanley or Phyllis. Like, yeah, no, everybody's flawed. It's a TV show. Like, you can't have perfect characters. She was this thing, the pursuit of your main character. Like, the entire thing was about can he, will he or won't he? Type of thing. And then what you realize is she's kind of nasty.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Dan Katz]

It's fine. It's fine. I love which oral history.

[Nikki Smokes]

This all came to a head on get up.

[Ryan]

The most recent one, the. The blue hardcover one, which honestly wasn't. It wasn't my favorite oral history I've ever read.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, sorry.

[Ryan]

I'm sorry to the author and everybody involved because, look, it was a Hollywood thing. Everybody had to be super nice. Still, they're all worried about the next project, so everybody was really nice to everybody. I think she also. Didn't she say Michael's dick was small at a party after a couple drinks in front of the entire workforce? I mean.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, no, no, no, no. That was. That was at the roast of Michael Scott. That was a roast.

[Ryan]

Was that a roast?

[Dan Katz]

That was a roast.

[Ryan]

All Right.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

I retracted.

[Dan Katz]

I saw his penis and his thing was so small.

[Brandon Walker]

That was her joke. Stress relief, part two.

[Dan Katz]

Well, I guess it was probably.

[Ryan]

She could use better writers, but.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Ryan]

You know, it's a roast. That's fair. Good call, Brandon. Yep.

[Dan Katz]

This is going.

[Ryan]

That's why I came on now.

[Big Cat]

The third biggest office fan in the room.

[Brandon Walker]

What the.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

That's what it is. Yeah, it is what it is.

[Big Cat]

You're here for the NBA Combine.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I'm not participating in it. I'm just here as a media member.

[Big Cat]

You should try to participate. The.

[Nikki Smokes]

Awesome.

[Ryan]

Yeah. One year, one of the trainers was going to have me do the whole thing before, and we were trying to figure out when we could do it, but it didn't come. That's when I was anchoring it.

[Big Cat]

What is the main thing on the NBA? Like, obviously the NFL, like, everyone knows the 40, 40.

[Ryan]

What's the standing reading?

[Dan Katz]

Is it just measurements?

[Kate]

Shooting lot.

[Ryan]

It's just, like, all you're looking at.

[Kate]

Shooting, making baskets.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Put the ball in the hoop.

[Ryan]

They do have bench press, or they might have gotten rid of it. Remember, nobody could do it.

[Dan Katz]

Kevin. Kevin Durant killed the bench press.

[Ryan]

When you have arms that are that long and you don't bench, everybody's going to be embarrassed.

[Big Cat]

What do you think about the theory that Donovan Mitchell should be taller

[Ryan]

because of his wingspan.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And his shoe size?

[Kate]

17.

[Big Cat]

He's. No. Donald Mitchell plays the Cavs.

[Kate]

He's 616 1.

[Big Cat]

17.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

And 610 wingspan. He should be taller.

[Ryan]

He should be taller.

[Kate's Friend]

Does he look goofy when you see him?

[Reed]

Are you like, oh, his arms are really long?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he should be tall.

[Nikki Smokes]

He seems taller than.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Size 17 shoes for six one is crazy.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

He plays taller.

[Nikki Smokes]

He plays a lot taller.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

I thought he was taller.

[Big Cat]

He should be tall.

[Dan Katz]

I thought he was like, six four.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, he's.

[Ryan]

But they also did something different. Where every single NBA height that you've ever known was the combine height with shoes. So for whatever reason, like, if you measured six four and a half, but your shoes made you six six, then you were six six for the rest of your NBA career. They just did it that way. So then it would be funny because we were looking at, like, some short guys where you go, is this guy really trying to get two and a half inches on, like, whatever he was doing with his shoes? Like, dudes would be rocking the most ridiculous stuff if it was, like, gonna get you from 511 to 6 1, and then they stopped doing it a couple years ago. So then I remember somebody being like, hey, there's a shorter class. Like, well, no. Yeah, but I think it messes with history a little bit to, for everyone

[Big Cat]

to be a little off.

[Dan Katz]

Like.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but Mitchell would have been through. That means. Mitchell, his listed height. If he's listed at 6:1 on ESPN.com or something, it means he's probably even shorter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. 17 size shoes.

[Ryan]

That's a huge shoe.

[Big Cat]

Huge.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw him checking out Self checkout in Westlake.

[Big Cat]

Really? Yeah. What do we like? Damn those.

[Nikki Smokes]

You size them up, start at the

[Ryan]

beginning, leave out nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, it's. He, that's it. That's all I have.

[Big Cat]

No, you, what was he buying?

[Brandon Walker]

Was he buying like, it's like toiletries.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. By the way, mint root.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, he's buying aftershave.

[Big Cat]

We got no, we got no steam room video.

[Dan Katz]

No, it's not.

[Big Cat]

Oh, or, or he said that he didn't do it. He said negative. I'm gonna call him. We're, we're waiting on a Mincy video.

[Ryan]

Yeah, we're all waiting on a minute, man. I'm in.

[Big Cat]

What happened to, what happened to the steam room video?

[Dan Katz]

Sorry. What happened in the steam room video was the show. These damn Vegas shows start at 9:15 Pacific. We walked out of there at 1:15 in the morning. I got up at 8, went to the airport. I don't know. I couldn't get up at 6:30. I'm not gonna hand up accountability. But I needed. You're not gonna get up for the content.

[Big Cat]

You promised a steam room video.

[Dan Katz]

I have a plan B and we'll do it.

[Big Cat]

What's the plan B?

[Dan Katz]

There's a spa called the King Spa right by the Chicago area.

[Big Cat]

You're gonna go to a spa, man?

[Dan Katz]

No.

[Nikki Smokes]

In Chicago.

[Dan Katz]

I got a few hours. I'll do. I, I'll redeem the Steam video in the spa.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good way to punish.

[Big Cat]

People have just been waiting all morning for the steam room.

[Dan Katz]

He couldn't wake up because the Widespread Panic show went too late. I, I, I understand and I'll let people down, but I will redeem it.

[Nikki Smokes]

What time did the panic show end?

[Dan Katz]

MENY 1:15 in Vegas.

[Big Cat]

That's, that's not mincy. Have you ever done a 23andMe?

[Dan Katz]

What's, what does that mean?

[Big Cat]

Like, have you ever looked back in like, like way back? You, you had the tweet about your great grandfather.

[Dan Katz]

Careful, Dan.

[Big Cat]

It's what I'm asking. Have you ever looked all the way back.

[Dan Katz]

I'd love to do it. I'm kind of going through like a family history.

[Big Cat]

Like, I'd like to know how much, how much land did you guys own?

[Dan Katz]

We have like a farm and it's to be Delta. It's like 2800. Abort.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

All right. All right.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, I'd like to do maybe a history lesson.

[Nikki Smokes]

And this relative was 100 years back.

[Dan Katz]

And then my dad's side, I'm at my dad's on my dad's side. My great grandfather. My grandfather was the first like, anesthesiologist in north Louisiana. It's pretty.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

Way smarter, way smarter than me, that's for sure.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Dan Katz]

But we're, we're on the flight. We're good. Those Vegas dude, they got to do something about these.

[Nikki Smokes]

9:00pm yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I was out. I was out. He's gonna go back to widespread panic.

[Stephen Che]

We're out.

[Nikki Smokes]

He was supposed to wake up and go sit in a steam room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

And he was like, I couldn't do it.

[Big Cat]

Couldn't do it.

[Nikki Smokes]

9:00pm Start of the show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

You know, did he say I'm. He actually say the words, I'm not gonna wake up at 6:30? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But he's going to make up for it. When he lands, he's going to go to the spot.

[Nikki Smokes]

Like 115 is late. Don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to stay up till 1:15. But that's not, it's not the latest night in Vegas history.

[Big Cat]

It is Monday too. Today's Monday. I just want to know, Brandon, how many they were shot.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How many? A lot. A lot of them are going on spree.

[Dan Katz]

I, I think it's in the triple digit.

[Brandon Walker]

2800 acres.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. I think it's generational as well.

[Brandon Walker]

Imagine him owning deal.

[Kate]

Buster.

[Big Cat]

How many? That. Just give us that number.

[Dan Katz]

I. Couple, couple football teams.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate]

I think it's pretty significant expensing them.

[Brandon Walker]

Expensing them to Barstool One was just documenting him.

[Nikki Smokes]

Do you think he has a hunch or do you think as he digs into his family history, will he be shocked?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like what the.

[Nikki Smokes]

I, I thought all this land in Mississippi was.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Wait a second.

[Dan Katz]

Damn it. Hold on a second. Modern day Delta is a bunch of catfish farms hundreds of years ago. It's different kind of farms, different product. Yeah. Soy, Soy. Love soy. A lot of soy. Solar power, that kind of a lot of turbines.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

Green energy.

[Ryan]

That's right. Smart.

[Big Cat]

All right, so what do you have today.

[Ryan]

We already taped our show. Let me see. I think we're actually clear for a good chunk of the day until the games start up again.

[Big Cat]

And Kyle. Kyle and Trudy are here.

[Ryan]

Yeah, they. They're supposed to go down and check out the studio for the combine tapings. So we have, like, a little temporary thing. It's a hotel across the street. I actually do like watching. Like, I wouldn't have been part of Yang Gang Hanson Yang had I not seen him play live. You know, you're like, there's something to this guy.

[Big Cat]

Something about just getting sitting down, watching some teenage boys run around.

[Ryan]

Late teens, early 20s.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Yaxel's like 26.

[Ryan]

Yaxel sold. Yeah, but he's not going to play. Most of those guys aren't going to play. But you always kind of learn something and you, you know, who knows? I mean, the whole reason, I think I ran into Winger years and years ago. So we'll grab him on the show tomorrow with the Wizards having the top pick. How excited are you, by the way? Like, are you. Are you rejuvenated?

[Big Cat]

Hell, yeah. The Bulls getting number four. Huge. I don't want Boozer.

[Ryan]

You don't want Boozer? If he falls to you.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Dan Katz]

Why not?

[Brandon Walker]

Have you talked to Eddie about this?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Eddie really likes him.

[Dan Katz]

Just Duke ties?

[Big Cat]

No, I just think he's. I think he's like a good player. I don't. I don't think he has the.

[Dan Katz]

I think the ceiling is his dad.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I think the ceiling.

[Nikki Smokes]

I also think you. You knew him when he was. Or you saw him.

[Big Cat]

I saw him as a fat little boy, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

You can't get that out of your head.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. You saw the fat little boy and

[Big Cat]

you're like, we can't draft fat little boy.

[Dan Katz]

Who do you want? Acuff?

[Big Cat]

No. Well, I would love a cuff. I want Caleb. I want all the Caleb's.

[Dan Katz]

You want to collect. That'd be cool because the Blackhawks are in line to get it.

[Big Cat]

I know. Just like Chicago just became the Caleb's. No, that'd be kind of cool, wouldn't it?

[Dan Katz]

Branding wise, I guess, if you had to reach for something at that point. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What would be the coolest name to collect? It's not Caleb.

[Brandon Walker]

Toit.

[Big Cat]

Hoyt.

[Ryan]

Thor.

[Nikki Smokes]

Thor.

[Dan Katz]

Bunch of Thors.

[Nikki Smokes]

City of Thors.

[Big Cat]

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[Nikki Smokes]

Did you book your own travel for this trip? When you travel for work, is it the same as your travelogue traveling habits?

[Ryan]

I ordered another bad chicken parm tonight. I have to stop doing postmates when I'm in Chicago.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I picked a hotel. I didn't go, like, crazy or anything. You know, it's like, yeah, I just put on Four Seasons through because I even try to get away with that stuff. Although there are other times, other places I work, I'll be coming out and they're like, why are you here? Yeah, like, you didn't ask for the Four Seasons. I'm like, we're allowed to. So just to make sure that's not out in the universe for the varstool thing, I think I stated relatively modest spot. It's out by. It's out by o'. Hare just to cut down on the commute a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Steam room.

[Ryan]

Yeah. You could argue that's a much worse punishment to land and then immediately have to go to a steam room at o'.

[Big Cat]

Hare. Why.

[Ryan]

Why does this matter?

[Big Cat]

It doesn't at all.

[Dan Katz]

Not at all. But that's what he promised. He promised that. Thinking he was promising the world, he

[Big Cat]

texted taping, like, don't worry, I got a great video coming. Coming. And then he didn't deliver on the video that none of us wanted. That won't be great. But the fact that he promised it. Steam Room video promoting After Dark will bang, actually.

[Ryan]

Definitely will bang, actually.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And it won't.

[Ryan]

Much more forceful than will actually bang when he.

[Big Cat]

When he does. When he does his own content. It never is never good.

[Dan Katz]

It's.

[Big Cat]

It's. Did he go to.

[Ryan]

Was the widespread trip. Was that a way to expense it?

[Big Cat]

No, he, he.

[Ryan]

Because I hear you guys talking about that from time to time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, he.

[Brandon Walker]

He. I think another company got.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think poker go. Maybe paid for this one.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because he's been throwing out a lot of.

[Ryan]

I am fascinated by him. I mean, you can't.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to respect.

[Ryan]

I say, yeah, you can't. Like, I find myself knowing more about it than I ever thought I would.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But the more we dig. Like we found out Friday that his. His mom got mad at him for smoking a cigarette. Like, he still gets in trouble with his mom for some things.

[Kate]

He's.

[Big Cat]

He also might be a drug mule because he wouldn't show us what was in his bag. Yeah, he just stopped. He was like, I got polos and I just stopped.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he was bringing some toys out.

[Big Cat]

You think so? Michelle Ryan.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

So that was the other thing too, is he thought an adult star was gonna come meet him.

[Big Cat]

And why.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's right.

[Big Cat]

Panic and shake her ass.

[Dan Katz]

That was his one rule.

[Big Cat]

She had ready to shake her ass,

[Nikki Smokes]

had to come shake her ass, but

[Big Cat]

she didn't show up.

[Kate]

Stipulations.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was an ass shaking.

[Ryan]

It was probably because she just doesn't like jam bands.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that might have been it. Definitely.

[Dan Katz]

On a Sunday night.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Is Minsa your barstool guilty pleasure or do you have.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, who is your barstool?

[Nikki Smokes]

No one would expect that I actually consume this person's content more than.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's funny because, like, you've had

[Ryan]

so many people over the years and then I immediately like after six videos, I'll text Big Cat. It's a pretty standard.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Proceed. What's. I'll tell you right now, the read. All I do, man, is drink Sprite.

[Dan Katz]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

He's awesome.

[Ryan]

It's unbelievable. It's so good that I saw him over in the kitchen and he was just walking and he looks like he's always upset. And I've only watched him live for about three minutes total, but I was like, something's. Something's off. And he walked by and I was like, how many sprites you have today? He didn't fucking even just.

[Big Cat]

I'm going to get him in here right now. We actually have to recap how his weekend went.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, I'll go get it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll grab.

[Nikki Smokes]

There he is.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that line about Sprite. Sprite needs to get this guy signed up. It's unbelievable. The honesty and the passion. Like, what am I going to do, man? I just. I like drink Sprite.

[Big Cat]

And he. You know what his move is? He just hammers chicks with Questions.

[Brandon Walker]

He takes an Adderall, asks him a million question.

[Kate's Friend]

What's his main question?

[Big Cat]

Shows up and just.

[Brandon Walker]

I forget, are you.

[Big Cat]

Are you twins?

[Kate's Friend]

Ask any girl, are you twins?

[Big Cat]

But then he just goes. He's like. He just hammers him, like. Just beats him down with questions. And eventually I think it works.

[Ryan]

Verbally.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, verbally. Beats him down with questions.

[Ryan]

He's.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Ryan]

What's he do here?

[Big Cat]

Social clips.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is that a good thing, Job?

[Big Cat]

I. I think it is pretty good.

[Ryan]

No, I'm not.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, it is.

[Brandon Walker]

He's busy all the time.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, he's good at it.

[Ryan]

There's not as many people here as I thought there would be.

[Big Cat]

Sorry.

[Kate]

It's manageable.

[Ryan]

No, I don't.

[Kate]

Overwhelming. Yeah.

[Ryan]

I have nothing.

[Big Cat]

I feel. I feel bad about that.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe the last time I get some

[Big Cat]

more guys in here.

[Ryan]

Is today a light day?

[Big Cat]

Today's pro. Well, today's weird because we have Surviving. They're building the whole set, so, like, everything's kind of off. Like, I think people are. Are avoiding the office. Here he comes.

[Ryan]

What do I say? How do I. How do I stay safe? What's a good. What's a good opener?

[Kate]

Ask him whatever the question first. Be like, I'm about to.

[Big Cat]

Yo, what up, dude?

[Reed]

How you doing, Chillers?

[Brandon Walker]

What up, man?

[Dan Katz]

Up.

[Big Cat]

What up? How was. How was the weekend?

[Reed]

What's up, Ryan? How's it going?

[Ryan]

Good, man.

[Reed]

It's nice to meet you, bro.

[Ryan]

Nice to meet you, too. I tried to say hi to you over by the kitchen earlier.

[Reed]

Really?

[Ryan]

Actually, yeah.

[Reed]

Shit's crazy. It's Ryan, dude. Holy.

[Ryan]

You know what I'm saying?

[Reed]

Yeah, you try to say hi to me too, you know, but did you know that? Honestly? No, I. I didn't.

[Ryan]

Did you see me in there?

[Reed]

Yeah, I saw you, but I was, like, kind of too scared to come up to you. You know what I'm saying?

[Ryan]

Imagine if I did anything cool with my life. I asked you how many Sprites you'd had today. Because I love the Sprite.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my. Really?

[Reed]

You.

[Big Cat]

You asked me that?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Holy. He's tapped into my.

[Big Cat]

Yes, dude. Yes.

[Reed]

Holy shit.

[Kate's Friend]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Wow. Wow. All right.

[Reed]

Yeah, I've had. Yeah, but I've had, like, no Sprites today.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Reed]

I'm kind of nervous, dude. I don't. I. I gotta chill. I gotta chill.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

How many Sprites do you normally have?

[Reed]

If I go out to the bar, it'll be probably like four or five, and then. Yeah, probably like four or five RIP Sprites. Honestly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ryan]

Is it when you're first. You're meeting somebody new and you say, like, hey, make mine a Sprite. And then you explain like, no, I'm legitimately just drinking Sprites all night. Give me kind of the variety of reactions that you get to that.

[Reed]

It's a lot of, like, why don't you drink? And then I'll just be like, I don't know. I just, like, don't want to. And then we'll have a conversation about that, and then that. It's kind of how it goes.

[Ryan]

But then the Sprite number five, they'll say, what? Like, holy. You do?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I just drink a lot of Sprites.

[Nikki Smokes]

Do people get mad at you, Reed? No, I don't think you're, like, with them that.

[Reed]

No, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

Tip.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll tip them, like, a couple dollars.

[Ryan]

I think it's great. You're gonna age much better than.

[Reed]

I don't know. Because, like, it's still, like, kind of bad, though, if I'm just pounding sprites and cigs. Like, it's, like, probably the same.

[Ryan]

All right, maybe the age thing. I ju.

[Reed]

To cut it. Yeah, yeah, I'm probably.

[Kate]

I'm having six Sprites is, like, disgusting.

[Reed]

What the k?

[Kate]

I know, but just, like, think about drinking six straight.

[Reed]

Just come at me.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't know what's happening.

[Reed]

It's. It's honest, because I think I'm at the seat.

[Ryan]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

You're knocked out?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I'm not next to him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

God damn.

[Big Cat]

That's facts.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a little up.

[Kate]

It was.

[Reed]

Yeah. What the.

[Brandon Walker]

How was your weekend? Out with smokes, dude. He was, like, super excited to take you out, by the way.

[Big Cat]

Can we all just admit that the. The torn quad was the fakest inj.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I hope you didn't do anything nice for him.

[Kate]

I did.

[Big Cat]

He was playing, like, 36 holes of golf this weekend.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

What did you do to him?

[Dan Katz]

He.

[Kate]

I sprayed it with.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but, like, what did you. How did you make up for it?

[Kate]

Got him a gift card.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kate]

To a nice restaurant.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Kyle, what restaurant?

[Kate]

It won't cover the bills. We won't go.

[Nikki Smokes]

But.

[Kate]

I did feel horrible if he was actually hurt, and I sprayed him with fart spray. Like, that's pretty maniacal.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How was the weekend, though?

[Reed]

It was great.

[Big Cat]

What did you guys do? Did you get any chicks?

[Reed]

Yeah, I mean, like, I got a number. I didn't, like, take her home at all. And, like, I heard you were getting mobbed yeah, yeah, it's pretty insane right now. I'm not gonna lie. Like, people are like, coming up to me and saying, like, what's good? Blah, blah. It's like, holy. It's kind of just like, what the fuck just happened?

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

You're not used to it yet.

[Reed]

I'm like. I'm getting more comfortable with it. But like, bro, like, on Friday was like a whole nother, like, level of like, holy, dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What do they want to talk.

[Reed]

Everyone's. Everyone's asked me about.

[Brandon Walker]

Right? Yeah, it's like Bright and Brianna.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like chicken fried, chicken fry and Sprite.

[Ryan]

I think it's a ludicrous.

[Reed]

Yeah, Chicken fry and Sprite. God damn. That's my life. Oh, God damn, bro. Yeah, no, but, yeah, it's generally insane.

[Big Cat]

So you talk to some chicks?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Smokes using you to get chicks to come up to him as well?

[Reed]

No, no, no. I think Smokes is a great guy.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Reed]

Yeah, he's a good guy. We were kind of tag teaming for sure.

[Kate]

Tag teaming.

[Reed]

Like, you know, like, do chicks come

[Kate]

up to you and ask for pictures?

[Reed]

Well, not. Well, I'm. I think with this whole chicken fry thing. Yeah, it's like, different now. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Right. You've tapped into a new.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I missed that part. What happened?

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Ryan]

You dated her for a while.

[Big Cat]

I did not date her, dude.

[Reed]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

It was just casual hookup.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Reed]

I'm like, you hit it and quit it, right? Shut up, Cat. Shut up. My hands are sweaty right now.

[Brandon Walker]

What did you say about the grip?

[Reed]

No, no, no, it wasn't that good.

[Big Cat]

Stop.

[Ryan]

Please stop. Please.

[Big Cat]

Sweaty.

[Reed]

I. I'm. I tried to talk to her pretty much like, tried to like.

[Big Cat]

Oh, she's been.

[Reed]

She.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. You guys flirting online?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

You bought her flowers?

[Brandon Walker]

Did she go to the hospital?

[Reed]

Yesterday, but yeah, she did.

[Brandon Walker]

She all right?

[Reed]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Ryan]

I haven't.

[Big Cat]

You hit her up?

[Reed]

I texted her, but she hasn't. She hasn't responded.

[Ryan]

Mother's Day.

[Reed]

But yeah, no, it's. Yeah, it's fine though. Yeah, I feel like that's just. I feel like it just kind of like ended, though, in a way. Not ended, but, like, still just want to be friends with her, you know

[Brandon Walker]

when you were out talking to chicks this weekend.

[Reed]

And she's like, helped me a lot now too, you know?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Reed]

So, like, I love Brianna.

[Ryan]

So you never dated, but it's Over.

[Reed]

It's not like I wouldn't say over. I'm just. I just want to be friends, you know, like.

[Kate]

Yeah, you do.

[Big Cat]

They've never even gone on a date.

[Ryan]

Yeah, that's what I was kind of picking up.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Reed]

No. Yeah. No, no.

[Dan Katz]

Are you going on a date?

[Reed]

I mean, as of now, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. So you guys are broken up.

[Reed]

You know, I think she, like, has a boyfriend.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's never stopped you.

[Brandon Walker]

The saga's postponed for now.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just want. I want to be a respectful guy, you know?

[Brandon Walker]

You want to see her happy?

[Reed]

First and foremost, I want to see her happy. Yeah. I just want to be great friends, and she's done kind of a lot for me, so.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

I love Brianna. You know, you have a ton of

[Brandon Walker]

tick Tock followers now, don't you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. How many?

[Reed]

And ripping talks. Yeah, every single day. Just like, kind of vlogging some stupid shit. And it's been.

[Big Cat]

Did you vlog from Friday?

[Reed]

Yeah, vlogged on Sunday, but for.

[Big Cat]

From Friday. For Friday.

[Reed]

Oh, wait, like, on my night out? Yeah, I didn't.

[Kate]

There's no footage.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I didn't do.

[Brandon Walker]

That's good.

[Ryan]

Stay in the game right now.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Can I see a read talk?

[Reed]

Yeah, I mean, I vlogged. Yeah, I vlogged on Sunday. Just fucking today. We're going to my favorite chocolate store. Like, probably like five, 10 minutes away. And we got. It's also so nice out.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you get permission?

[Reed]

Yeah. We riding the wall for you, man.

[Ryan]

You look like a first round tight end, dude.

[Reed]

That's crazy that you, like, know me. I'm not gonna lie. I'm still kind of, like, shocked about that.

[Big Cat]

Every single day.

[Ryan]

Like, dude, good content's good content. I don't know what to tell you, Reed.

[Reed]

Like, dude, my dude, my, like, older brother's gonna be like, you're like my grandfather. Nah, dude, dude, he's a huge fan of yours.

[Big Cat]

Are you? Are you. What's the longboarding and Uggs?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Longboard.

[Big Cat]

Some influencer, dude. That was just some influencer.

[Reed]

I'm also, like, pretty scared to record near because there's so many people in here, but so much candy. And I. And I really do want to film the chocolate area, but, like, there's a perfect person right there.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Reed]

This is what I'm gonna get right here. Big ass chocolate bar.

[Dan Katz]

All right.

[Big Cat]

We just.

[Reed]

We just secured the chocolate bar.

[Big Cat]

We're going to Lake 6000.

[Reed]

Dude, you almost, like, kind of have to on, like, a day like this. So I'm probably gonna eat the chocolate bar for lunch, and then I'm gonna listen to my, like, three songs, and then that'll probably last me, what, like, 20, 25 minutes? I'll probably get bored because I can't. I just can't sit still for, like, probably. Probably longer than, like, 20. And then I'll probably go back home. But, yeah, I'm gonna take you guys to the lake with me, dude.

[Ryan]

Hopefully it's a great angle.

[Dan Katz]

And.

[Reed]

Why. Guys, stop.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a throb, dude.

[Nikki Smokes]

You do backwards hat on the weekends?

[Reed]

No, I usually don't, but, like, you

[Nikki Smokes]

don't really wear hats around the office.

[Reed]

No, no, no.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, you look.

[Kate's Friend]

I love that you had five Sprites for dinner and a chocolate bar for lunch.

[Reed]

Yeah, the ideal kind of. Yeah, I think my diet's a little.

[Kate's Friend]

This is some ideal diet, bro.

[Reed]

I know.

[Ryan]

You should do that and just go with, like, hey, this is my influencer diet. Like, hot boy summer Sprites, cigarettes, chocolate bars for lunch. And just pretend it's all real because you're actually. You are doing it.

[Reed]

Yeah, no, I'm, like, actually, like, doing.

[Ryan]

Do you have abs?

[Reed]

I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

Like, my abs?

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah, you were. You're jacked this morning, bro.

[Brandon Walker]

How many Sigs do you have on

[Reed]

a night out on, like, a Friday and Saturday? Like, four or five?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Wait, did you take us to the lake?

[Reed]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

All right.

[Reed]

It's gonna. It's gonna have to, like, jump cut now. Sorry about that, guys. Yeah, it's, like, overlooking the city. You guys see this, right? That's my spot right now.

[Big Cat]

Talk about.

[Reed]

Talk about a Sunday. Boys, we got. We're gonna muck this chocolate again.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to eat in front

[Reed]

of you guys because I just think that. I just think that's weird. Still, maybe, again, like, I'll be more comfortable with it soon. I'm about to listen to. I got. I got. I got four, three songs that I've listened to, like, on repeat now. It's Feathered Indians by Tyler Childers.

[Big Cat]

Good song.

[Reed]

Great song. Fire song. And then on a train back to Boston with Stella. Lefty. I've talked about her so many times now, but. Oh, my God. Catchy ass song. And then I'm on Fire by Bruce Springsteen. Thanks for watching. Damn, I love you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

The.

[Reed]

Guys. Stop.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys are, like.

[Reed]

Guys are, like, overwhelming me, bro. What the.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna watch that again tonight.

[Reed]

No, you're not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the.

[Reed]

Out of here, bro.

[Ryan]

I'm unsubscribing from pmt.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's it. I'm here just for read.

[Reed]

This is insane, bro. I got Ryan, Rosulo, and the cat just liking my bro.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you fear that, like, people will see that and start going to your chocolate shop and buying up the chocolate and sitting at your spot?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Doing the read.

[Big Cat]

A Read Sunday.

[Reed]

Yeah, Read Sunday. That would hit. No, I would kind of love that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, maybe a flash mob, but E Street Bang. Yeah.

[Ryan]

T shirt.

[Reed]

Yeah. No, I would kind of love that. Like, like, meet and greet. Like a read. Meet and greet. Like, everyone called. That'd be insane.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you do like, one of those silent discos where everyone's listening to the same song on their head, having muck

[Reed]

and chocolate and ripping darts and Sprite. God damn.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And everybody leaves.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Reed]

It'd be sick, dude. I'd love that.

[Big Cat]

What's with the three? So you. You're not gonna go more than three songs?

[Reed]

Yeah, because then my, like, ADHD comes into play and I, like. I kind of need to go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Like, I can't. I can't sit still for, like.

[Big Cat]

So do you just, like, go from spot to spot listening to those three songs?

[Reed]

No, I usually kind of just kind of walk around, like, not, like, stand still.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

You know what I'm saying?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But are you ever gonna add a fourth song?

[Reed]

Not right now.

[Big Cat]

Okay. I like.

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it. It's just the three right now with,

[Big Cat]

like, Spotify never, like, accidentally just plays a four song.

[Reed]

I don't. I don't really go on Spotify.

[Big Cat]

What are you listening songs on?

[Reed]

On YouTube.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh, so you're pulling up YouTube for each one?

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Connor Griffin Method, leaving the app.

[Big Cat]

Got it.

[Reed]

Yeah. I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't.

[Reed]

I. I don't have Spotify. Really?

[Big Cat]

I feel like if you got Spotify, really might. You might get to, like, four or five.

[Reed]

Don't you have to pay for that, though?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, there's a lot of songs paying for that.

[Big Cat]

There's a shitload of songs.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't have YouTube Premium?

[Reed]

No, I don't have YouTube Premium.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. So you can't.

[Nikki Smokes]

You're just sitting there and ads in between the songs.

[Ryan]

Yeah, but then you didn't pick, like.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Almond Brothers songs.

[Reed]

The what?

[Brandon Walker]

An ad in between.

[Ryan]

Right. Just all the ads that would pop up on a live Allman Brothers YouTube video.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know.

[Ryan]

Yeah, I guess we don't have to worry about it.

[Reed]

Yeah, it's crazy, dude.

[Big Cat]

All right, Read, dude, you're killing it.

[Reed]

You are.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It's awesome to see.

[Reed]

Yeah. Thank you, guys. I really appreciate. Yeah, I guess I'm. I don't know if I'm killing it, dude. That's a. I don't know, people.

[Nikki Smokes]

Do you think you're gonna change or are you just gonna stay you, like. As your profile continues to rise?

[Reed]

I. Dude, I'm just gonna stay me, bro. Yeah, that's what you have to.

[Nikki Smokes]

That's the way to do it. Some dudes change, though.

[Reed]

Some dudes say, though, and everyone's like, too. And, like, everyone's been, like, kind of coming up to me and be like, bro, like, you can't change.

[Dan Katz]

You can't change.

[Reed]

It's like, obviously not. I'm just like, me.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What if Pete came up to you? He's like, reed, I've noticed you've changed a little bit.

[Reed]

That would. That would. That would. That would tear my heart.

[Big Cat]

Pete's Read's roommate. Chill ass, dude.

[Reed]

Yeah. He's a. That would be, like, holy. I need to, like, re. Question my life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

If.

[Brandon Walker]

If.

[Reed]

If, like, on some real. If, like, Pete's coming up to me and saying that I'd have to be like, whoa, yeah, maybe, like, yeah, I don't know what I would.

[Big Cat]

Is. Is the longboard more your longboard than Pete's? I. I've never seen Pete.

[Reed]

I use it way more than him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

But, like, in. I'm trying to, like, kind of buy it, but he's like, no, I don't, Like, I don't want to sell it you.

[Big Cat]

Are you negotiating, like, weekly with him?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, like, I'll ongoing. I'll just call him and be like, yo, can I use the board?

[Big Cat]

He's like, yeah, why don't you buy one?

[Reed]

That'd be a good tick tock idea.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh,

[Reed]

buying a longboard.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, love that.

[Ryan]

Sounds like I already got the title.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Reed buys a long board.

[Reed]

Yeah, dude. Love that.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right, well, good job, Reed.

[Dan Katz]

All right.

[Reed]

I appreciate everything here on two, because this is, like, kind of where I started in a way, you know?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, are you. Was that, like, you saying, like, I'm never gonna forget you guys?

[Nikki Smokes]

Don't forget the little guys?

[Big Cat]

No, I'm just.

[Reed]

I'm just.

[Nikki Smokes]

I'm just coming to the small little show.

[Big Cat]

Anytime, you guys.

[Nikki Smokes]

Even though I've outgrown you guys, I still.

[Reed]

I didn't mean it like that you

[Big Cat]

guys are still doing this?

[Reed]

Just grateful that you guys had me on, you know? Yeah, boys. It was nice meeting you, Ryan.

[Ryan]

Hey, great meeting you too, man.

[Kate]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll miss you.

[Reed]

I'll miss you guys too.

[Big Cat]

That's a good guilty pleasure, Ryan.

[Ryan]

It's a really good one.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think that's guilty, though. That's pleasure.

[Big Cat]

That's just pleasure.

[Ryan]

Yeah, Yeah, I. I saw this. I didn't know who he was. I saw the Sprite video. I was like, this is. And what happened? He went to Vegas and then they didn't like him, so he left.

[Dan Katz]

No, he was.

[Big Cat]

He was doing social clips.

[Ryan]

Oh, he was?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He wasn't.

[Ryan]

He wasn't a character?

[Big Cat]

No, he wasn't a character.

[Brandon Walker]

What up, Brando?

[Big Cat]

Hey, Brandon.

[Nikki Smokes]

But Brianna said he was. He was hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Hottest guy there.

[Nikki Smokes]

Rihanna chicken fry said he's the hottest guy there.

[Big Cat]

We're just a little nervous that Brianna's kind of playing with his emotions because Reed is, you know, he gets passionate. He gets friend zoned pretty easily. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You got a number this weekend?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he'll be friends with them at that.

[Ryan]

How old is he?

[Big Cat]

23.

[Ryan]

Yeah, he's gonna be a dick. He can't be nice, unfortunately.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's what he said, Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

He's so pure, though. He's so pure.

[Ryan]

That's gonna haunt him.

[Kate's Friend]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Hey, what a look you guys got. Yeah, I know.

[Kate's Friend]

I was hot in here at first, for the first time ever. And then I realized I had like a shitty pajama shirt on.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kate's Friend]

Bring it.

[Big Cat]

What's the pajamas cat?

[Kate's Friend]

It's a cat with a butthole.

[Big Cat]

And it's like, oh, nice.

[Kate's Friend]

This is like a shirt I wear at a daycare drop off.

[Big Cat]

But why not?

[Kate's Friend]

It's because it's like in the morning,

[Brandon Walker]

kids are getting food, the cat showing its her daycare drop off shirt.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, that's the cat daycare, sure.

[Kate's Friend]

Sometimes I realize I have like world's dopest dad with a huge pot leaf on. I'm like, oh, crap.

[Big Cat]

Did you have a good Mother's Day?

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, it was nice.

[Big Cat]

What'd they do for you? Anything.

[Kate's Friend]

I got to go away on Friday and Saturday.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay, good.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Little retreat yesterday.

[Kate's Friend]

I had a little retreat.

[Dan Katz]

Good.

[Kate's Friend]

Ladies weekend solo? No, a bunch of my aunts and cousins came in from Philly.

[Dan Katz]

Did you say There was a 79 year old on the retreat?

[Kate's Friend]

Yes, and she partied.

[Dan Katz]

So she got down, huh?

[Kate's Friend]

We did a bar crawl. It was great. It was really fun.

[Dan Katz]

You and your 79 year old aunt did a bar crawl.

[Kate's Friend]

She walked well over a mile and she was.

[Dan Katz]

Whoa.

[Kate's Friend]

She was dancing. She was. Was. She was doing just fine. Goals, honestly.

[Brandon Walker]

Any mushrooms in the hot tub?

[Kate's Friend]

No mushrooms in the hot tub.

[Big Cat]

Wait, where'd you go?

[Kate's Friend]

Lake Michigan.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice. Wait, that's pretty big. Okay.

[Kate's Friend]

We actually saw Reed when we were floating by. He was eating a chocolate bar.

[Big Cat]

No, you on the Michigan side.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, Union Perry. Yeah, that area.

[Brandon Walker]

I saw the chaps video of you doing your first kiss where you'd had your first kiss.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And then the man you kissed reached out.

[Kate's Friend]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yes.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Kate's Friend]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

And he was such a Kate guy. Oh.

[Kate's Friend]

I have to say, I.

[Dan Katz]

What?

[Kate's Friend]

I don't want it to seem like this. Like, I don't want this person to feel like they're being made fun of.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kate's Friend]

But I will also say this did flip. You know how you remember things a certain way? Yeah, this flip the old memory around and made me feel like, can I trust myself? What the.

[Big Cat]

Hey, let me help you here.

[Nikki Smokes]

You.

[Big Cat]

You. You don't have to make fun of him. We will do that.

[Nikki Smokes]

We'll make fun of.

[Big Cat]

He will roast.

[Brandon Walker]

He's very public with his interests.

[Kate]

What is going on?

[Nikki Smokes]

He's a porn comment.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a convent.

[Nikki Smokes]

He's a porn commenter.

[Kate's Friend]

He's a huge, huge porn guy.

[Nikki Smokes]

He's a porn.

[Dan Katz]

He admitted that connoisseur of porn.

[Kate's Friend]

Connoisseur porn, like unabashedly is at the tr.

[Nikki Smokes]

She told the story. This is the guy I kiss first. And the guy got in the comments was like, that's me. And then you click on his profile and he just comments on porn stuff constantly.

[Big Cat]

Good for him.

[Brandon Walker]

He'll just comment. Just like, perfect, perfect, tight.

[Kate]

What he does in video form.

[Kate's Friend]

He'll post a picture of himself doing something normal. And then, because me and Jeff went down a rabbit hole, see, because like, the clues were there that this really could be the guy. And we went down. It's like, oh, well, there's six comments on this photo of him at the hockey game and it's just him tagging porn stars.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell yes.

[Kate's Friend]

Photo of it.

[Big Cat]

I like this guy's style.

[Kate's Friend]

He loves Lenny Kravitz, Taylor Swift and porn. He was tagging. You big cat. He's like, have me call in. I swear to God, it's me.

[Big Cat]

And wait, let's have him call in.

[Brandon Walker]

We gotta book him.

[Dan Katz]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Why not?

[Brandon Walker]

I went to his profile and he just posted a video of like, it was like his feet and Then it panned up, and it was the biggest twerking ass I've ever seen.

[Big Cat]

Wait, can he. Are you okay with him calling in if he's asking?

[Kate's Friend]

Maybe.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe a day where you're out.

[Kate's Friend]

So I asked chaps. I'm like, ask, cuz I know what the guy's last name was from my days of.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Kate's Friend]

When I tell you this was high school church retreat. Okay. I was really a Catholic church camp lady in high school. I had my. Went away and had, like, my first kiss and maybe maybe a Carolina squeezer in the woods behind the school. Okay. It's neither here nor there. Doesn't matter. I'm worried.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, you grasped him?

[Kate's Friend]

It doesn't matter. Maybe it wasn't this anybody.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's when Kate didn't know what a hand job was, and you were just kind of.

[Big Cat]

You were just grabbing.

[Kate's Friend]

Doesn't matter. All I know is how old I know I was. I was, like, going into senior year of high school. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Oh, I never got, like, computers and phones weren't a thing, so I never got his information. And then I would pine for this guy. I would make mixtapes and, like, CDs.

[Big Cat]

Squeeze his one more time. I just want one more.

[Kate's Friend]

If I could squeeze. But I, like, pined for this guy, being like, maybe someday we'll meet again, blah, blah.

[Big Cat]

And then.

[Kate's Friend]

So just seeing now this is the guy is like, whoa.

[Ryan]

So closure is what you.

[Kate's Friend]

No, no, it was. Made me rethink my memory.

[Brandon Walker]

Every guy in your past is like, do I. Were they all like this?

[Kate's Friend]

That night in bed, I showed Pat. He was like, don't touch me. Not in a mean. Not in a mean box. I don't want to be mean.

[Big Cat]

Do you think there's any chance that, like, his first sexual encounter was getting his hard dick squeezed?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Has led him down a path to being a porn aholic?

[Kate's Friend]

Yes. Yes.

[Dan Katz]

One squeeze.

[Brandon Walker]

Just one squeeze from. Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

Was it a. Like. It was. Do you think the harder you squeezed it?

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, I didn't know.

[Dan Katz]

What was it like, choking?

[Big Cat]

Was it bop it? Were you doing bop it, Squeeze it.

[Reed]

Pull.

[Brandon Walker]

It's on the other side.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Was it.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it, like, over and over squeezing?

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, it was like I had Nickelodeon gak in my hand. I was like, what the heck? It was not hard.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just keep looking at Rosala's face.

[Dan Katz]

It's so.

[Big Cat]

Ryan.

[Ryan]

This is no commercial break.

[Big Cat]

This is why, though. This is not like, your ESPN radio. Yeah, I'm.

[Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you get get out of here. Yeah.

[Ryan]

When I told my producer I would leave.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Ryan]

Great story though, Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

Thank you.

[Ryan]

Some of the best yak stuff.

[Big Cat]

Well, we're about to have this guy on.

[Kate's Friend]

I just want to say I don't

[Big Cat]

definitely gonna have this.

[Kate's Friend]

His last name. I know it. And so I asked chaps to ask him what's your last name? So this might not be the guy.

[Big Cat]

Well, I want to talk to this guy anyway.

[Kate's Friend]

But he's fascinating guy.

[Big Cat]

All right, Ryan, thank you. If you want to come back tomorrow,

[Brandon Walker]

you don't have to do this.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, I. I just don't want him to feel like.

[Big Cat]

Well, he asked to come on though.

[Kate's Friend]

He did.

[Big Cat]

Ryan, if you want to come back tomorrow, we're going to be drinking breasts. We have a very real. And that was not tomorrow. That was not a fake state.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no. Brandon's all time mommy.

[Big Cat]

Tomorrow. He's like he's calling his agent.

[Ryan]

Right?

[Big Cat]

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[Kate]

So this guy, this is the gentleman you've talked about from the Carol Winds amusement park?

[Kate's Friend]

Yes.

[Kate]

You've talked about him a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

You have.

[Kate's Friend]

Not a lot.

[Reed]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

You've talked about the Carolina Squeezer.

[Kate's Friend]

It's because I think it's a funny story. It was such a huge inside joke with my friends that like. And I feel like it is like when you're. I don't know. Yeah, maybe I talked about it too much.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kate's Friend]

Here we are.

[Dan Katz]

What's the.

[Brandon Walker]

And you were making him mixtapes of Kravitz.

[Kate's Friend]

Just hoping I never sent. I just would like right in my journal. Like man. I like would listen to Mariah Carey and daydream about us, like holding hands on the.

[Dan Katz]

What can we get.

[Kate's Friend]

When you're in high school, I was very sheltered.

[Kate]

Where's the Bluetooth?

[Dan Katz]

We got to get a tube. We got to see the sweet.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's the water to water.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Wait, I don't want this guy on unless he wants to.

[Dan Katz]

Something to squeeze right here. Oh, here we go.

[Kate's Friend]

Cuz when I tell you, I. Whoa. I kind of hold was slippery like that. It was.

[Dan Katz]

I'm not going to hold.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, you have to spin the wheel. No,

[Brandon Walker]

put it on the dummy's lap.

[Kate's Friend]

I want to see if I have.

[Big Cat]

I'm just holding out in front of myself. Office wheel. We gotta find out.

[Dan Katz]

All right.

[Kate's Friend]

I'm trying to find a picture to send you guys. Chaps had a field day with this. He was like, this is the best day of my life.

[Brandon Walker]

He came up giddy.

[Big Cat]

No whammies, no whammies, no whammies. All right, Perfect. Brandon. Hey, Brandon. Let's see what a Carolina squeezer looks like.

[Brandon Walker]

This was in the woods, Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

All right, Kate, behind the.

[Brandon Walker]

The.

[Big Cat]

Show us what you did to the boy.

[Kate's Friend]

Hold on. I just want to send you guys

[Dan Katz]

a picture to give you.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, is your daughter here today watching?

[Dan Katz]

I got a kid here. I got a kid here.

[Kate's Friend]

Trying to figure.

[Big Cat]

We'll blur it.

[Dan Katz]

What do you mean blur it?

[Big Cat]

Post. Post credit. We'll blur it.

[Dan Katz]

I'll just hold it out. Let me hold it out.

[Big Cat]

Who's.

[Kate]

What is the picture gonna be of?

[Big Cat]

It's show us.

[Nikki Smokes]

Kate's gonna squeeze.

[Kate's Friend]

It was awesome.

[Big Cat]

Come on, get over here. Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

No.

[Nikki Smokes]

Okay. Proceed.

[Big Cat]

Get up. And sweet.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, the picture you sent. This is your ideal man. Gotta get up. Gotta get up.

[Big Cat]

Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

It was like this. Oh, I snatched it up. Oh, see? It was slippery like that.

[Brandon Walker]

It was slippery.

[Kate's Friend]

It was more. It was less. I was less into the wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Proceed.

[Dan Katz]

Was it clothed?

[Kate's Friend]

It was more than soft. I was very shoulder. It was more than. I couldn't believe. I had one of them in my hands.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

I was like, what?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right.

[Kate's Friend]

And so I wasn't into even, like, the act. I was like, holy, there's one.

[Dan Katz]

How long did it take to go from first kiss to dick grab?

[Nikki Smokes]

Pretty.

[Dan Katz]

Same carrot.

[Kate's Friend]

The even Carowinds really set things off. Same motion out of Carowinds.

[Dan Katz]

Like, lean in. Kiss grab.

[Kate's Friend]

It was like people were waiting in line to get on the roller coaster. And we were like, making out in the roller coaster line kind of. You see at Six Flags with like a couple in a tweeter bird.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

I Was like very Tweety Bird T shirt behavior, if that makes any sense to anyone.

[Dan Katz]

Throw me it back.

[Kate's Friend]

Okay. It was short lasted.

[Kate]

So you said since this incident, you haven't discovered even a trace of this man until now?

[Kate's Friend]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

You never tried to like, search, did you?

[Kate's Friend]

No, never. Really.

[Kate]

Did you instantly recognize him?

[Kate's Friend]

No.

[Kate]

And what is this picture?

[Kate's Friend]

In my. In my mind, the way I thought he was, he looked like a young Jason Biggs. Shut the up, Nick.

[Big Cat]

Shut the up.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody's heart throb.

[Big Cat]

Jason Biggs.

[Kate's Friend]

Look at pictures of young Jason Biggs.

[Kate]

The picture is unbelievable.

[Nikki Smokes]

The picture, Kate, why don't you describe the picture?

[Kate]

Is that Photoshop Chef Boyardee on his bare chest?

[Kate's Friend]

No, that's real.

[Kate]

Why would you say. Why does it look.

[Kate's Friend]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

This is kind of romantic. Okay. You're the best.

[Kate's Friend]

That's a handsome man. Okay. That's how I remember.

[Nikki Smokes]

So when you were telling the story of your first kiss.

[Kate's Friend]

Yes.

[Nikki Smokes]

How did he know you were talking about him? Did you mention his name?

[Kate's Friend]

That's what I write.

[Nikki Smokes]

Enough details?

[Kate's Friend]

No. And so that's why I'm like, I'm not really sure this is him or not. I don't really know if it's him or not.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there. Can you like see in the face that it's. There's a result?

[Kate's Friend]

Well, he. Because Chaps went down a deep dive. Then Chaps is like, wow, I'm obsessed. So he went way back and he posted a photo of himself, I think in high school with Carmen. He waited for Carmen Electra outside a building. And it. And I was like, that could be him. He was cute.

[Dan Katz]

That guy was just there for a kiss and you just. You just grabbed.

[Kate's Friend]

No, no, no, no.

[Dan Katz]

He didn't grab two. Did he grab. No, grab nothing.

[Brandon Walker]

No grabbed.

[Kate's Friend]

So there was nothing to grab.

[Nikki Smokes]

We gotta get him.

[Dan Katz]

Getting. Getting grabbed yourself and then not grabbing back is quite the choice.

[Kate's Friend]

It was more like.

[Brandon Walker]

It's usually a mutual.

[Kate's Friend]

I had the chance to see a real one in the wild and I

[Reed]

was like, I gotta go for it in the wild.

[Kate's Friend]

I'd heard rumors.

[Nikki Smokes]

Seen one way smoother than I. Domesticated.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

I grew up in captivity.

[Kate's Friend]

It was more sheer curiosity over horniness. I would say.

[Brandon Walker]

It was more. Yeah, you were. It was scientific.

[Dan Katz]

You just had. You had to know.

[Kate's Friend]

I was like, I got to see if you're offering.

[Stephen Che]

Wait, you said it was a soft wiener.

[Kate's Friend]

Well, once I started squeezing.

[Stephen Che]

Okay.

[Kate's Friend]

I think that killed it anyway. Sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

I've never seen Chap so happy. He was Just, like, skipping.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

With his laptop. He's like, you got to look at this guy.

[Kate's Friend]

But, like, the. Where he's from, like, all this stuff is kind of lining up from, like. I think it could be, but I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

God damn.

[Kate's Friend]

Anyway, what did he.

[Kate]

But what did he say in the video? I missed this.

[Kate's Friend]

He didn't say any. He started commenting on Chaps's video of me talking about where I had my first kiss at Carowinds. And he's like, it's me. I'm the guy. Oh, my God, it's me.

[Dan Katz]

Damn.

[Kate's Friend]

And he swore, and then he started tagging. Big cat. Big cat's abs.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there anything else you could ask him? It looks like you have a hernia.

[Dan Katz]

A cow in human skies.

[Kate]

All right, this guy. Artificial cow.

[Brandon Walker]

Guess that dude has utters.

[Big Cat]

Where are we at?

[Dan Katz]

Still talking about the dick.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. You see the picture?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, Yeah. I love this guy. I want this guy bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there anything else you could ask him to prove it, like what ride you were waiting for if his last

[Kate's Friend]

name's not what I know it is.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he didn't say that on his profile already?

[Kate's Friend]

No, but the first name.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you hoping it is.

[Kate's Friend]

Lines up and where he lived. Lines up.

[Dan Katz]

First name. Where he lived. Line up and it's him saying, yes, it was me.

[Kate's Friend]

Well, the first initial of the first name.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, I see.

[Kate's Friend]

And then.

[Kate]

But did you provide any details to lend credence to the fact that it was him?

[Big Cat]

No, he.

[Kate's Friend]

So Chaps might know more, but. Because chaps, like, DM'd him Italy. I was like, please tell me it's for real. So I don't know anything.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want it to be him or no?

[Kate's Friend]

Either way is fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

That's life.

[Kate]

Yeah, you're right.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the best way to look at it.

[Kate's Friend]

It's. Sometimes you gotta go in the woods and he.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he wasn't this man when you were doing it. He was.

[Kate's Friend]

And he's a fine guy. You know, like.

[Big Cat]

No, I think he rocks.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

So what does he do?

[Kate]

He waits for women. Like a server at a restaurant.

[Kate's Friend]

You know those guys who are, like, unabashed porn convention guys.

[Kate]

We talked about them. Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, that's. He's one of those guys. He's one of those guys, like, wants

[Brandon Walker]

a picture with the gals.

[Kate's Friend]

Yep. Is very into the gals. Also rants and raves at. Not ransom raves, but is a big Jersey Devils guy. I think so. Remind me.

[Big Cat]

Well, he is a. He's He's a barstool employee. He just doesn't know it yet.

[Kate's Friend]

I. Chaps was like. Chaps was like, this guy's gonna get hired.

[Kate]

N. That's our hope. He's ours.

[Kate's Friend]

It's just funny how, like, you have one encounter with something and then you remember. Or like your brain, like your dumb teenage brain. In my head, it was like Jason Biggs and we were gonna find each other again someday and blah, blah, blah. And then you look back fondly and you're like, oh, la la la. And then. And then you're like, hey, maybe my

[Big Cat]

judgment is if Beef was cool, he'd let. Let a hall pass.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Time's sake. Just to see one squeezer. One more squeeze.

[Kate's Friend]

One more squeeze.

[Big Cat]

He would nuts so fast.

[Brandon Walker]

What if it just like, turned him again?

[Big Cat]

It's like toothpaste.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you. That's all I needed.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah. What do you.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, that's good.

[Kate's Friend]

All your guys's first kisses are smoking hot models.

[Brandon Walker]

Absolutely not.

[Dan Katz]

Mine are. No, my first three.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think a large majority of mine are lesbians now.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like pretty. Yeah. Like hard working lesbians.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Some blue collar lesbians.

[Kate's Friend]

Caribbean.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Or yeah.

[Big Cat]

Nine inch.

[Brandon Walker]

I went on a run.

[Big Cat]

Nine innings of softball.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like double header. They.

[Brandon Walker]

They'd cat call you

[Kate]

the type.

[Brandon Walker]

That's for tr.

[Big Cat]

Real hard workers.

[Brandon Walker]

I think I was like that last leap before.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll try that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is close.

[Kate's Friend]

The delicate hit.

[Brandon Walker]

This is close enough.

[Stephen Che]

Speaking of that, I did see two women mowing the lawn this week.

[Reed]

No. What?

[Stephen Che]

I mentioned that before.

[Big Cat]

No, but did you get your nine iron?

[Stephen Che]

You don't see that. You just don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it two separate lines? I've never.

[Stephen Che]

Separate. Separate.

[Nikki Smokes]

No way.

[Big Cat]

Two separate women.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought it was two women pushing the same mower.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, I've never seen that until I moved here. I've now seen.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, that's called scissoring.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Stephen Che]

I've seen probably like almost 10 women mow the lawn since I moved here. What?

[Dan Katz]

I've never seen western women.

[Kate's Friend]

My mom always.

[Nikki Smokes]

You have seen it.

[Brandon Walker]

My mom.

[Stephen Che]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Do you go kick the lawnmower out of their hands?

[Stephen Che]

No, but I. I almost skid off the road every time I see.

[Dan Katz]

What?

[Big Cat]

No, that's also your bad drive.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, so you drive normal? Yeah, but like my mom. My mom mowed the grass. Not every time, but she really.

[Brandon Walker]

What's your reaction?

[Kate]

You're just like.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it shock?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Stephen Che]

I'll point it out to my. There's another. A woman.

[Big Cat]

You point it out to your kids. Yeah. So your kids are being raised to be like, that's weird.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a men's job.

[Reed]

That.

[Big Cat]

That's the most.

[Stephen Che]

And I am pro. Women can do whatever they want, but.

[Dan Katz]

Well.

[Nikki Smokes]

But

[Stephen Che]

that's like the number one guy's job.

[Kate's Friend]

That's. Oh, my mom. And then I.

[Stephen Che]

Have you ever seen a female.

[Kate's Friend]

That was my job. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely like one that.

[Nikki Smokes]

Who are you more disgusted by, the woman mowing the lawn or the man who.

[Big Cat]

She's dead.

[Ryan]

What if.

[Dan Katz]

Gone. What if the man's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Widower.

[Kate]

Are they struggling? Is it a tractor or a push mower?

[Big Cat]

Push every time.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, They're. They're autos.

[Nikki Smokes]

Are these big lawns you're talking about

[Big Cat]

there? Are they doing a shitty job?

[Dan Katz]

That was a joke question.

[Stephen Che]

I don't know.

[Dan Katz]

But what if you got home and your wife was cut in the yard?

[Brandon Walker]

Would you lose? Would you not be attracted to her anymore?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Would you kick her out?

[Dan Katz]

No.

[Stephen Che]

No. But I. I think the first question, like, what are you doing? Like that.

[Big Cat]

Well, I think she'd be like, mowing the law.

[Dan Katz]

This is crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Steven, I didn't. I didn't have you pegged for such a misogynist.

[Stephen Che]

I feel like that's more like I'm mad that the guys are making them do that.

[Dan Katz]

Is this.

[Nikki Smokes]

But what if they're not? Like, what? In this scenario that we just threw,

[Stephen Che]

there's not a one that wants them all.

[Kate's Friend]

What if they listen to action? Actually, I think it was my mom's break. She would have a butt heavy and a headphones on, and she's out sitting down, driving around the yard. I feel like if you had small kids. Primo in the lawn.

[Titus]

Probably rules.

[Brandon Walker]

Did a little escape.

[Dan Katz]

Is this an Asian thing from Shay?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I've never seen an Asian one. Mother lawn.

[Brandon Walker]

Now that we can agree upon.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Thank God.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kate]

There you go.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if your wife wanted to.

[Big Cat]

Would you let her just. They're just. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Why do you assume they were forced by the man? Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Like in the scenario we threw you, if you go home and your wife's just mowing the lawn right now. You didn't make her. You just went home and she decided, yeah, I'll do it. Whatever.

[Stephen Che]

I would be floored.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What about, like, leaves? Like, like raking leaves? That.

[Stephen Che]

That can, like, be like a family activity, almost like jumping.

[Big Cat]

My wife rakes leaves.

[Dan Katz]

But when it comes to a blade Cutting grass. That. That needs to be a man.

[Big Cat]

That's a man.

[Brandon Walker]

If we go to stock images and search lawn mowing, the first woman has to be on page like eight.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, I would think. Yeah, I've literally never seen that before.

[Big Cat]

Well, you said you've seen it ten times this weekend.

[Stephen Che]

I don't know if that's like a regional thing.

[Dan Katz]

How close were they to each other this weekend? Were they on the same neighborhood or what?

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's a regional thing.

[Big Cat]

I need you to interview them the next time you see it.

[Dan Katz]

That's men's feet.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

Man.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, look at that guy.

[Brandon Walker]

That one's funny as fuck.

[Dan Katz]

Man.

[Nikki Smokes]

Man, it's. Man.

[Big Cat]

These are all men.

[Dan Katz]

God damn. These are all men.

[Kate's Friend]

You know, it always pisses me off whenever it's rare, but.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at that.

[Dan Katz]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kate's Friend]

She's breaking the. Breaking the grass.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we put that on a T shirt with the cat with it just says, what the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah,

[Kate's Friend]

They're mowing the lawns. Whenever I see a boat catalog, it's only men driving them.

[Big Cat]

This is Stephen. Why is he mad? Your brain is just.

[Stephen Che]

You guys would just drive by that and just be like, not typical Sunday.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't think.

[Big Cat]

Not drive off the road, being like.

[Kate's Friend]

I don't think I would even clock.

[Dan Katz]

I've seen older. Yeah, My mom has five acres. She does it every week.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. Women. Women like to garden. Yeah. It's home, like kind of.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's also cousin of relaxing doing a garden. You know, it's kind of the same ballpark. Right.

[Big Cat]

Also, what time is that?

[Stephen Che]

Late morning. Mid morning. Late morning.

[Big Cat]

What day?

[Stephen Che]

Sunday.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Mother's day.

[Stephen Che]

Sorry. Saturday. Saturday.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

Huh.

[Kate]

And they seem landscaping hours. Were they bloody?

[Stephen Che]

Not that I saw.

[Big Cat]

Just kept putting their hand in it.

[Dan Katz]

Do you think lunch was already cooked? Do you think they were done with their inside jobs?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Stephen Che]

But wait, your mom doesn't use a push mower.

[Dan Katz]

She's riding more.

[Stephen Che]

Okay, I can see that.

[Ryan]

A little bit more.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's better.

[Dan Katz]

I feel like.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, it's. It's the swimming.

[Brandon Walker]

What about a weed eater?

[Dan Katz]

There's still a woman driving.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, I did the push mower. We had like 100 pine trees surrounding our yard, so I had to do the trim. It's a pain in the ass. There's always bees, Ness.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

No, it sucks.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, ride them over.

[Nikki Smokes]

So that. That's you as number one man chore would be mowing the grass?

[Stephen Che]

Yes, I think so.

[Big Cat]

How about putting together not Plunging the toilets.

[Dan Katz]

Toilets.

[Big Cat]

That's a man's job.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Working on the car.

[Stephen Che]

That's true. But you'll never see someone do that. Like, whose house you go into the.

[Big Cat]

If you come to my house, you

[Dan Katz]

do it your own house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You'll see me do it every day. Yes, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

What about you? Plunge every day.

[Big Cat]

I mean, not. One of my toys has been doing just some weird with me. Oh, by the way, Titus, I have a bidet.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, yeah?

[Big Cat]

Against my will, my wife insult. She. I redid my bathroom and she. She gave me a bidet.

[Dan Katz]

She's like a forced upon bidet.

[Big Cat]

I have not. Yeah. I'm scared of it.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Everyone says it changes, though.

[Nikki Smokes]

There's no going back.

[Big Cat]

I'm scared.

[Kate's Friend]

I'm too scared.

[Big Cat]

I'm so gay.

[Brandon Walker]

I just moved into it.

[Big Cat]

What if I like it?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What if I start coming?

[Nikki Smokes]

That'll happen the first few times. It will.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't like the one where you can add heat. I don't want hot water in my ass. I think it should be.

[Big Cat]

I think mine's like the first few times it like opens up when I walk in the door.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, cold water. You want hot water? No, cold water's gayer.

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah, because makes you feel like a man.

[Nikki Smokes]

Cold water makes your butthole like, like, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Shiver and go burn.

[Nikki Smokes]

You're like, I don't want the hot

[Brandon Walker]

water to make me gape.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, you want to gape?

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna moan.

[Nikki Smokes]

You want to relax. Because the cold water, the cold water, you tighten your butthole and your, like, kind of like the blood kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Like as you, man, you're doing Kegels almost, you know, wipe. I have a dryer. I have a dryer on mine, but I don't like it. God, I just. I just dab with the tp.

[Brandon Walker]

So I moved into a new place. All the toilets already have bidets. Is it gross to use those?

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

It's regular water. I think you can drink it. You can drink that water.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Drink the bay water.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But I don't like the idea of the mechanism being under.

[Kate]

No, you're good. My apartment won't let me install it.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kate]

I want it so bad.

[Big Cat]

They'll let you have three cats, though.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Doesn't that.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened?

[Dan Katz]

How's it going?

[Big Cat]

It flooded the whole building.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. That did.

[Kate]

That's What. Yeah. This is.

[Big Cat]

How's. How's the home team?

[Kate]

It's amazing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's fun.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, I.

[Big Cat]

You sent us a video, though. Look like they were not happy.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, we haven't seen an updated video.

[Kate]

That's part of why it's amazing.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that they're fighting.

[Kate]

I don't want Kumbay. I don't want, like, peace.

[Big Cat]

Are you not worried?

[Kate]

Like, you get home and there's in conflict.

[Big Cat]

Dead cat.

[Kate]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Fight to the death.

[Kate]

Turn milk into cereal.

[Brandon Walker]

Was that what you almost run your cats? Like Dave runs bars. Other than that they're black,

[Big Cat]

but you

[Brandon Walker]

want them to fight.

[Big Cat]

I like that.

[Kate]

I like fighting. I think it's so funny when cats fight. Like, what are you gonna do? So there's a little bit of tension, but no, it's comfortable. Milk is fearless. So that's a big thing.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, I give a fuck.

[Big Cat]

Into cereal. Now I got it. Yeah, I forgot the name. Cow.

[Kate]

Is milk shredded into pieces?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No, it's good.

[Big Cat]

Speaking of Dave, did you guys see his fall?

[Dan Katz]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. We almost lost Dave.

[Dan Katz]

When? Earlier today.

[Kate's Friend]

Okay.

[Kate]

Oh,

[Stephen Che]

that's.

[Brandon Walker]

That's an old man fault.

[Nikki Smokes]

He crumpled.

[Kate's Friend]

I thought he was gonna left the coffee.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, he got right up, too.

[Kate's Friend]

His leg just went out.

[Dan Katz]

Huh?

[Big Cat]

Just. Oh, no. That's such a slow fall, too. You, like, have. You have time to think? Oh, man, I'm falling. Yeah, you know, he got.

[Brandon Walker]

He recovered really quick.

[Big Cat]

Good thing he put that out before anyone else could get it.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank God that's how the media is nowadays, Steven.

[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

KB.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Greatest Explorers.

[Kate]

Magellan, James Cook, Vespucci, Columbus. I know. Like, those are the. I don't know the basics. I'm missing a big one. Leith Erickson.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good one.

[Kate]

Like modern.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, a modern explorer.

[Big Cat]

Modern explorer, explorer boon. Okay.

[Kate]

How much?

[Big Cat]

Kyle, you know, put you on.

[Kate]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Yes, I'll put you on the one Nikki smokes.

[Kate]

Nikki, the one we know. Yeah, go on.

[Big Cat]

This guy finds that everyone's been doing for hundreds of years and thinks it's the most amazing new ever.

[Brandon Walker]

What's he on now?

[Big Cat]

Golf. Oh, yeah, he just found out about golf.

[Kate]

He's just trying it.

[Big Cat]

He's. He's like, nothing will beat. Like, let's see, out with the boys.

[Brandon Walker]

He said it's better than any hoe or something.

[Big Cat]

People been golfing for hundreds. Hoes don't even compare to a round with the fellas. You can't stop thinking about that round. The vibes of being outside with the boys, swinging the stick, drinking. Bruce is the best. No reason to do anything else on a Saturday than golf with the boys. It's a billion dollar industry that is widely, widely popped. It is. I love his energy. He has the energy of like a five year old.

[Kate]

It's a way to live.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He dives in immediately if he likes it from the start.

[Big Cat]

And he jumps from thing to thing. Like, oh, yeah, I saw him this morning. I said he's like a week away from just asking me to get him a pony. Oh, to ride a pony. He's been like, this is what I want to do. He just. His. Yeah. Like, you remember when he's. Sobriety phase.

[Brandon Walker]

Sobriety.

[Big Cat]

He's a good athlete. He's gonna be good. But it's just so funny how, how hard he goes when he finds something. And it's all things like. Remember a couple years ago when he's like, dude, this, this thing called Wrigley Field is insane.

[Brandon Walker]

My next guest.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's like all these new experiences that are like, like, yeah, we've been doing this for a while.

[Brandon Walker]

Once he discovers like pizza.

[Dan Katz]

It's game. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's something about it is. His brain is so funny. Yeah, me too.

[Brandon Walker]

He's in his glory. He was. He was like waxing poetic upstairs. Just the beauty of golf and improving his swing. The art of the swing.

[Dan Katz]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

He said he loves it.

[Big Cat]

He said this is a huge week because the PGA Championship is this week. That was his, like number two on Big Week.

[Brandon Walker]

He. I'm jealous. He just. Just happy and loves it.

[Big Cat]

He's watching.

[Nikki Smokes]

He's live tweeting the Internet invitational.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's incredible. He's one of our greatest explorers.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If you know about nothing you can discover.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Dan Katz]

Probably a very rewarding life to live.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Look at this. This is one of the biggest weeks of my life. New Drake album, PGA Championship and Surviving Bar started watching golf two days ago. It's the biggest week of his life. I love it. It.

[Dan Katz]

He's also love it. Just not going to be able to watch PGA Championship.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's going to be on Surviving.

[Stephen Che]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

He's worried about Drake coming out when we can't have our phones. He said he'll self eliminate.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

You got to pick Drake.

[Dan Katz]

We can't have our phones.

[Brandon Walker]

We can't. I don't know

[Dan Katz]

what's up.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. I'm very jealous. Even like an album.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I don't get excited for album.

[Big Cat]

You could go upstairs and be like. Like, dude, you want to hear this new band called Led Zeppelin? He'd be like, what I bet you

[Kate]

want to get into.

[Dan Katz]

No, I think he needs.

[Big Cat]

That one's awesome.

[Dan Katz]

He needs to have a thought of discovery on his own. Like, I don't think you can say, listen to this. I think, yeah, you have to be like talking about it in the kitchen. Let him over here. Then he goes and looks at it on his own.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's for everybody. When you find it yourself, you like it way more.

[Big Cat]

But what could we put him on that would blow his mind?

[Dan Katz]

Black women.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Dude, I can't talk. I do the same thing. Kind of.

[Big Cat]

I mean, we all do.

[Dan Katz]

I. I'm.

[Big Cat]

I'm. This is coming from a place of love. Like, he. I am jealous that his. His ability to find new things and be like, this is the greatest thing ever. That's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

But his is much more general. It's not like specific bands.

[Ryan]

It'll be like golf, dive bars.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right, right, right. Dive bars.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Perfect example.

[Kate's Friend]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Soccer last year.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, soccer, church.

[Brandon Walker]

He restarted the soccer podcast.

[Big Cat]

He's like a seven year old that's just coming, like, just like the world is getting bigger for him and it's. It's crazy to watch.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I. I need that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. How do I. Cuz I know that's

[Nikki Smokes]

the thing that sucks about growing old is you feel like you've discovered everything. There's nothing left to discover.

[Big Cat]

And I know the reaction. Cuz there's like a whole trend online. The shrink the game, like being like, oh, Nikki smokes is now golf and gotta shrink the game that like people should enjoy things. But I just wish I had the enthusiasm to find new things like he does and be like wowed by it. We should show him like a big building or something.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Really big.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like a super big building.

[Kate's Friend]

I can see him doing it this summer with boats.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boats.

[Kate's Friend]

Blah, blah, blah. That'll be.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he have World War II for a little bit.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Kate]

Maybe I'm saving that.

[Big Cat]

You should get him a motorcycle. Should we get him a motorcycle? You're saving World War II.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's been saying that.

[Kate]

I know. I love it.

[Dan Katz]

Older age. Yeah.

[Kate]

Like I'm pissed. I exhausted like Sopranos and 911 and.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I love that you're saving it.

[Ryan]

That's so.

[Kate]

I know I'm gonna just love World War II.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm waiting to have a kid until I do Sopranos.

[Nikki Smokes]

You can't really dabble in World War II.

[Big Cat]

No. You gotta go all the way in.

[Nikki Smokes]

Let's go all that.

[Kate]

I gotta be like 40.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The Nazi, he did a lot of drugs. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like Titus, I wish you saved some to like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely.

[Nikki Smokes]

The only thing I. That comes to mind for me is skiing. But I don't know anybody.

[Brandon Walker]

I.

[Kate]

That is a great call.

[Nikki Smokes]

I've never. I've never been skiing.

[Kate]

I'm going to say. Yeah, I'm going to ski one.

[Big Cat]

I've skied. I've never like.

[Nikki Smokes]

Who would I even do though?

[Big Cat]

Skied. I've never skied. Like one of the big. Like I've never gone to like Colorado and skied.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. I've never. I've never skied at all. I've never even put skis on my feet.

[Dan Katz]

We need somebody to help you get into it.

[Nikki Smokes]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

That's what I said.

[Big Cat]

Who would be scuba diving?

[Brandon Walker]

Somebody who would want to miss work to ski though?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't want.

[Nikki Smokes]

It'll never happen.

[Kate]

The one like it's the purely a blast. It's a thrill. It'll make a man.

[Nikki Smokes]

I think that that's the number one thing I can think of that would turn me into smokes. Where I would go skiing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Drink on the mountain afterward. Oh, what. Have you guys seen this?

[Big Cat]

What is everyone.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's awesome, Donnie.

[Brandon Walker]

We got down that hill so fast.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, everyone's sick.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, folks. Oh, man. I'm trying to think of what I could do that would just, like.

[Dan Katz]

I've actually saved, like, things you guys mentioned. I've. I've saved Sopranos. I've never done it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Wait, Brandon, you want to start it together?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I still have the water to look for.

[Big Cat]

You have the Wire? Oh, you can't wait.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is my problem.

[Brandon Walker]

I know nothing.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. This is. My problem is, like, that's a type of person that can save something. Like, if I. You know, if there's cookies out, I'm eating cookies. I gotta watch the Wire.

[Kate]

Band of Brothers. Like, I'm saving them all.

[Dan Katz]

I started.

[Nikki Smokes]

You started Ban of Brothers?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Remember when I was quoting it?

[Brandon Walker]

Like, wait, how did you just start it, not finish it?

[Dan Katz]

I watched first three episodes.

[Big Cat]

Book is better.

[Dan Katz]

I don't get a lot of time.

[Brandon Walker]

Who said that? The said that.

[Kate]

The Sopranos book?

[Big Cat]

No, Abandoned Brothers. The book is better.

[Kate]

The book is better?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Way better.

[Dan Katz]

Is there. Is there a book?

[Big Cat]

There's a book.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you read it?

[Big Cat]

I'm pretty sure I read it. I'm almost positive I read it. Yeah. It might have been part of a bigger book. I read that big D Day book that's probably 700 pages long.

[Dan Katz]

A lot of D day book.

[Kate]

What do you mean, part of a bigger book? Are you talking.

[Big Cat]

No, I think I read the Band of Brothers book.

[Dan Katz]

Is there a volume?

[Big Cat]

Stephen Ambrose. I did the World War II thing a long time ago. The book was like 700 pages long.

[Kate]

Have you done True crime?

[Big Cat]

See, I read it.

[Dan Katz]

Did you do World War II so early in life you can do it again?

[Big Cat]

No, it's kind of ongoing. It always just. It always, like, comes and goes.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All the angles.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm pretty close to discovering rap. I think I'm gonna. I'm pretty excited.

[Big Cat]

I mean, Stephen, you're like this with wine and baseball. Baseball. Oh, my God. All right, so maybe this is just. I think you just gotta look up to. Yeah. The. The happy Nikki Smokes and Stephen are two of the happiest guys we have in this office. Yeah. That's a fact. Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Somewhat addictive personality, but not in a crazy way.

[Dan Katz]

Plus years.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Autist. You can just say autist.

[Stephen Che]

Some will say.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's a lot I want to get

[Brandon Walker]

put on to something, but something Common as.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Walking outside, like, Kate, have you.

[Kate's Friend]

Like, I've just started making yogurt parfaits for the first time.

[Big Cat]

Okay, not that.

[Kate]

All right, we can just do a parfait. Parfaits out of.

[Dan Katz]

Never mind.

[Brandon Walker]

This is not fair. I want to tell us about your parfait.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Kate]

What do you add? Granola.

[Kate's Friend]

I've never made it myself before. I do a layer of granola and a layer of fruit. A layer of yogurt, granola, fruit, yogurt.

[Brandon Walker]

And are you obsessed?

[Kate's Friend]

Yes. And I do it in a nice little glass and you can see it from the outside. Makes you feel a little honey on top.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, I can't wait for you getting the hats.

[Dan Katz]

I can't do hats.

[Big Cat]

Not yet.

[Dan Katz]

No, I don't think I'll ever be able to do hats.

[Kate's Friend]

What about visors?

[Nikki Smokes]

You're thinking too narrowly, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

You're thinking.

[Nikki Smokes]

You're thinking of a baseball cat.

[Dan Katz]

You're thinking of fedoras.

[Nikki Smokes]

There's so many more hats out there that you could. You could get in.

[Dan Katz]

If I walked in. Give me any variety of hats. If I walked in here tomorrow wearing a fedora, you. You six would have the grandest time of your life.

[Brandon Walker]

It should be the best thing that's ever happened.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Nikki Smokes]

A cowboy hat brand.

[Dan Katz]

Give me was.

[Nikki Smokes]

Was something.

[Dan Katz]

What's today, the 11th?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want to do like, one

[Dan Katz]

day, one day before June 11, I will walk in here without saying anything wearing a hat.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want to do, like, how. When kids are picking colleges, Yours is just literal what hat you're going to wear?

[Dan Katz]

It might be fedora, newsboy cap. Newsboy capella, cowboy hats. Beanie.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

19th century female French hats that were like, as big as a vending machine.

[Big Cat]

I want to think that I'm today. Like, I wanted you to walk in and be like, is. Is the Kentucky Derby?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. Or like three Musketeers hat with the feather on top.

[Kate's Friend]

I could see you in a straw. A certain kind of straw definitely would work like a seersucker.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the most nonchalant?

[Big Cat]

What about a safari hat? Safari hat?

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

They had prom in West Point High School over the weekend last weekend. I have a friend that I graduated with who lives right by the park, and every year he takes pictures of all the prom people coming out taking their prom pictures in the park.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

This weekend.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he have a kid at the prom?

[Dan Katz]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's just.

[Kate]

It's just junction with the.

[Dan Katz]

The school guys are Missing the point Lens cameras.

[Kate]

Is he a ho?

[Brandon Walker]

Does he give the pictures to the.

[Dan Katz]

You guys are missing the point.

[Brandon Walker]

You're missing the point.

[Dan Katz]

Proms have taken on a life of their own where kids are taking out like $2,000 wads of cash and getting outfits and renting luxury cars to take pictures.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's right.

[Dan Katz]

And they congregate in the park. And my friend was always. His job is to report to me how ridiculous it is this year. And he reported somebody was wearing. There were hats. There were a lot of ornate hats. One guy was wearing a George Washington wig. An 18 year old kid had a cool. Had a red tuxedo with a red cummerbund like this.

[Kate]

I've been seeing the videos, but it was very hip.

[Dan Katz]

A red cummerbund, red tux, red pants, red car, George Washington wig.

[Brandon Walker]

That is the final touch. Yeah, it completes the outfit there.

[Dan Katz]

Like, this is. You don't want to know when this is happening. This is awesome.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, I see people sell. Like, people will decorate their driveways. They'll spend like thousands of dollars to decorate for the entrance.

[Dan Katz]

Look at that.

[Kate's Friend]

I think it's fun.

[Dan Katz]

But that thinking about the ornate hats and the crazy hats got me to the George Washington wig where somebody was just wearing it.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. In a powdered wig.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, I do powdered wig day with.

[Brandon Walker]

What about, like a fishing, like, bucket hat? You could do that.

[Reed]

I bet.

[Dan Katz]

Ride bucket hats on the golf course. It never. I always want to fiddle with it.

[Big Cat]

It. We just lost the tv.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a fiddler.

[Dan Katz]

I always fiddle with my hat.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Flip the front up a little.

[Big Cat]

By the way, I have. I have a quick update for the Boise Blue turf. We have now purchased enough Boise Blue turf to re turf the entire side.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, that whole side's gonna be blue?

[Kate]

You've been doing more purchases?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Are they, like, throwing it on as a deal?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they're gonna do. Dom, talk to them. We're doing a deal. So we'll probably put the 10 yard line in here and then the entire side of the court going to be blue. Sick. Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Are you going to sell the barstool turf over there to finance it?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's a good call.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, it's a trickle down. Just. Yeah, yeah, roll it.

[Brandon Walker]

And then once that goes to DeMartino, he'll have to give.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Blue turf, though. Whole blue.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's huge. That's huge.

[Big Cat]

We need Nikki Smokes down here. Yeah. And we need you in a hat, Brandon.

[Dan Katz]

I get you. I get you.

[Big Cat]

I texted him. What is he doing that would do

[Kate's Friend]

well, cuz our turf has blood and milk.

[Brandon Walker]

And he thinks he's blackballed from the show.

[Big Cat]

Know what?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know because he hasn't been on in a while.

[Dan Katz]

Huh?

[Big Cat]

I mean, kind of is.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But it wasn't from a specific thing. I think it just general hasn't been on.

[Big Cat]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

just his presence.

[Big Cat]

I feel like he was on. He was on. He's on Friday.

[Nikki Smokes]

He was on.

[Big Cat]

Literally, he was on the last. Put him in on.

[Brandon Walker]

He said. He said he thought he was blackball before that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he was on a bunch during spring break house too. Yeah, yeah,

[Kate]

there he is.

[Brandon Walker]

He was on Friday.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Were you not here Friday?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was when he.

[Big Cat]

When he. When he heard him a fart spray.

[Nikki Smokes]

We fart.

[Brandon Walker]

Sprayed wet fart.

[Reed]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

Tour squad.

[Brandon Walker]

I remember this.

[Big Cat]

Which you see Never walk again.

[Dan Katz]

Remember?

[Big Cat]

Did you guys see Mikey Bet's haircut?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it didn't look great.

[Kate's Friend]

He did it himself.

[Big Cat]

He gave himself a haircut.

[Kate's Friend]

Why he do that?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know how you mess that up like that.

[Kate's Friend]

Especially with the hair Trans show, the video.

[Dan Katz]

And he has a Latino wife.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Ryan]

She's very attractive.

[Dan Katz]

She knows how to cut.

[Big Cat]

Oh no, I don't think it looks that bad.

[Kate's Friend]

Why did he do it?

[Dan Katz]

It's that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I definitely up really bad though.

[Kate]

It's as bad as it gets.

[Kate's Friend]

But what was he trying.

[Big Cat]

That's not what my hair is supposed to look.

[Titus]

Well, this looks.

[Kate]

Jesus.

[Dan Katz]

What the hell?

[Brandon Walker]

Different kind of old spot within his bank.

[Dan Katz]

What was the choice he made?

[Kate's Friend]

I don't know what he was going for.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a. Like.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah, I watch this like three times and I can't understand.

[Big Cat]

Nikki, we were talking about how you. You live life the best way. Well, I mentioned to. To you earlier when I saw that you find a new thing and you're just like, this is the greatest thing ever.

[Titus]

Yeah, I do do that.

[Big Cat]

What's, what's, what's the next thing? We're coming at this from a point of respect. Yeah. And also envy because it's like you find something and then you're just like, this is crazy. Die bars. Who knew?

[Brandon Walker]

I brought up how I feel. Talking about golf to me. Yeah, you were bringing up the art of the swing. You love every bit of it.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

The style. You love going to the golf courses

[Big Cat]

and like they've been golfing for a really long time. And then just for some reason in the last week, you were just like this Golf thing is crazy.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

She did it with grilling, too.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You and Shay are the two probably happiest people in this office, and you both have the quality of finding something new and being like, this is my thing.

[Brandon Walker]

New to you.

[Titus]

Yeah. I hope I just stick with it because I'm definitely a phase guy where, like, I'll love something for like, three months and then I just stop doing it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What's next?

[Big Cat]

It's so bright. You're right.

[Titus]

That was a good one. Yeah, that was a good one. That was a fun phase. But no, I really do enjoy playing. It's just like, the vibe.

[Big Cat]

I don't know how.

[Dan Katz]

How many times have you played?

[Titus]

That was my second round this year. I used to play a little bit in Florida, but it wasn't like, to play golf. It was really just like an excuse to get hammered with my boys on the course and kind of just like, get after it. But no, I truly, like, just enjoy the game, like, playing the game right now.

[Big Cat]

Love that. So what's the next thing we want on the horizon? What's something you haven't done that you're like, I might try to do that? That.

[Titus]

Oh, I don't know. They kind of just like fall in your lap? I don't. I don't know yet.

[Brandon Walker]

It has to be something that's popular, like a billion people already love.

[Nikki Smokes]

Kate threw out the idea of both

[Titus]

face well and see, I grew up on boats.

[Reed]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Titus]

I love boats. I try to get into deep sea fishing, but it's just too much work. I like bass fishing better.

[Nikki Smokes]

What about. What about brunch?

[Titus]

I'm a brunch guy already.

[Nikki Smokes]

You are?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Any.

[Titus]

Anything drinking related, I feel already done.

[Big Cat]

Live coffee, concerts.

[Titus]

See, I did that when I was, like, 18. I was. I was big into, like, EDC, Vegas, and, like, Orlando and Ultra.

[Brandon Walker]

What about guns or, like, dirt bikes?

[Titus]

I had a gun phase.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kate's Friend]

What about bikes? Do you think you could ever be, like, a bike?

[Titus]

I don't think I could ever be a cyclist, no. Yeah, but that could be one. One thing that I haven't done yet. But, like, the people that ride bikes on the streets, they just aggravate me.

[Big Cat]

What about rollerblading?

[Titus]

I got into rollerblading when I was, like, 6 years old, but that's about it. I don't see myself doing that either.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kate's Friend]

Ice hockey, If a group of dudes here was like, you do?

[Titus]

I don't know how to stop on

[Big Cat]

skates, but I bet.

[Kate's Friend]

What if they taught you and you Kind of like. Like golf. Like you were kind of getting into it.

[Titus]

I do ice fishing.

[Kate's Friend]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

So it almost has to be something that you're kind of decent at to start. You can't start and be bad.

[Titus]

No, I can be bad. It should. It's.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Titus]

It has to be something that has a vibe with it. Like skiing. Yes, that could be it. I've never gone skiing.

[Nikki Smokes]

There we go.

[Brandon Walker]

We're building a team.

[Kate]

Slopes, downhills.

[Stephen Che]

Wow.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

What's your golf name?

[Titus]

Nikki. Strokes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice.

[Titus]

I didn't give myself that one, though. That's what the commenters are calling me. Strokes.

[Big Cat]

It's funny because you don't get together.

[Titus]

Oh, we gotta stop with this, dad. We gotta stop.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. What about. What?

[Big Cat]

Did you get any this weekend?

[Titus]

I got. I got a couple smooches.

[Big Cat]

Okay. So that's.

[Titus]

Yeah. No.

[Kate]

Damn.

[Titus]

I just. I wanted. I wanted to.

[Brandon Walker]

Bar smooches. Meat and bar smooch.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah. Not the best look.

[Dan Katz]

A couple.

[Titus]

Yeah. Just the same girl, though.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing serious.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But no meat on meat.

[Titus]

No, no meat on meat. No, no meat on meat.

[Brandon Walker]

Sounds like two penises.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, it does.

[Titus]

Does it?

[Brandon Walker]

Because. What do you call your penis?

[Ryan]

Me.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. And so. Meat on meat.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Fighting.

[Titus]

Sometimes it's. It's meaty down there. Oh, I don't golf, though.

[Kate's Friend]

Nothing wrong with that. Ladies.

[Titus]

Sorry.

[Dan Katz]

You like golf?

[Titus]

I love golf. Golf's great. I think that's, like my new baby.

[Big Cat]

When's the last time you went to the free throw line?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I actually.

[Big Cat]

Don't answer.

[Titus]

Yeah, please don't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can say something, Stephen.

[Dan Katz]

I'll tell you right now. No free throw practice during the. During Surviving barstool.

[Titus]

Would we be the first people to ever do that?

[Dan Katz]

I think you probably already have been.

[Titus]

Like to do it on Surviving.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, I thought I meant this.

[Titus]

We hooked up on surviving.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. But I do feel bad about saying the free throw. Like, I. I came off.

[Dan Katz]

You should.

[Titus]

Wrong. Yeah, no, because, like, she means a lot to me, and I just shouldn't have said that. Sometimes you just get lost in the sauce and. Yeah, I talk out of my ass a lot.

[Big Cat]

Except for the last night when you quit.

[Titus]

I didn't quit, dude. I was falling asleep at dinner like you did. What, two days in Vegas?

[Dan Katz]

I'm not 41 years old.

[Big Cat]

And also, my entire, like, content brand isn't getting up and smashing.

[Titus]

Is that all I am?

[Dan Katz]

Well, now you are.

[Big Cat]

To you now golf.

[Titus]

Okay. I don't know. We're we're trying.

[Big Cat]

You did a good job in of front, Vegas.

[Titus]

Thank you. I appreciate that.

[Big Cat]

You did a very good job. All right, so you got a big week. What do you know that you're not going to probably be able to watch the PGA Championship?

[Titus]

I know. I'm kind of pissed about that. Yeah, I was, I was low key. I'm trying to find someone to golf with on Friday after the yak ends, so I could, like, get out there one last time. Well, I almost.

[Dan Katz]

You're not only almost.

[Titus]

Well, yeah, well, you know, usually, is

[Brandon Walker]

it an unspoken rule to just be yes.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And you know that, too.

[Titus]

Like the yak. Yak ends at two. Like the, the mice coming out to play. You start hearing the basketball dribbles in here.

[Big Cat]

You know what they say?

[Nikki Smokes]

The bic come out to play.

[Titus]

Isn't that it? Like the cat.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Titus]

You guys know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

I know what you're saying. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. So I don't know, after the act, I'll feel like, all right, I, I showed up, showed face, I'm here. I care about my job. All right, let's go play golf.

[Big Cat]

What's going on with the torn quad that we all felt so bad about?

[Titus]

Well, one. You didn't feel bad?

[Big Cat]

No, I didn't feel. I was honestly pissed.

[Reed]

I, I, I.

[Titus]

Because I was. I was limping home, and I'm like, Like, Dan really did not give up.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I don't, I don't want to spoil the soccer that we did, but. Did you not flop every three seconds and lay on the ground and.

[Titus]

Well, that's just. That was just like the soccer players.

[Brandon Walker]

But this is a. This is an ASOPS fable. This is. This is. You cried wolf.

[Titus]

That one. I was really hurt.

[Big Cat]

Okay?

[Ryan]

Right.

[Big Cat]

But I was.

[Brandon Walker]

You were doing the same thing over and over and over.

[Titus]

Well, I was doing the fake thing where you, like, you. You start twerking.

[Big Cat]

Wait. I was right, though, to not give you any sympathy, because you seem totally fine.

[Dan Katz]

You're completely fine.

[Titus]

I was fine after a nice day of sleep, but I was in PA

[Dan Katz]

if one night of sleep did it. You were not hurt.

[Big Cat]

There was no torn quad.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Cramp. You had a charley horse.

[Titus]

I strained it. It had to be a strain.

[Big Cat]

You wanted me to feel bad about a charley horse?

[Titus]

Dan, I could have snapped my leg in half and you would have did the same exact thing.

[Big Cat]

Boned out. Yeah. I probably would have been like, let's

[Dan Katz]

get something that's fine.

[Big Cat]

Someone deal with this.

[Dan Katz]

Even strains don't go away in one night.

[Titus]

I'm young.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, he is fucking, like.

[Titus]

It was still uncomfortable the next day,

[Big Cat]

but you're totally fine.

[Titus]

I don't think I could sprint right now. Like, if you told me to sprint, I think I would reheard it.

[Dan Katz]

Sprint?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, go ahead and sprint.

[Titus]

No, no, I got surviving Saturday. I need. I need to be somewhat athletic.

[Big Cat]

All right, Nikki.

[Titus]

All right.

[Big Cat]

You're not banned from the act.

[Titus]

I know. I thought I was blacklisted, honestly.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Titus]

I don't know. Sometimes you give me weird vibes. Sometimes.

[Big Cat]

All right, my bad. It's all right.

[Titus]

You've been better, though.

[Big Cat]

Though.

[Dan Katz]

Okay, go, Dan. You've been better, bro.

[Big Cat]

I've been better.

[Titus]

Dan's vibes have been better.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a huge sect of people here that if you walk past briskly, it's a slight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they're like, oh, that guy.

[Titus]

I'm an emotional person.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see the limp you put on as he was walking?

[Nikki Smokes]

Looks like I'm going skiing with smokes and Donnie. Yeah, sounds like that's going to be happening.

[Dan Katz]

You're going skiing with smokes? I'm. I'm not sure it'd be a full yes from Donnie.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you ask him?

[Dan Katz]

I. I think he'd want to do it, but he'd also not want to do it, you know? Wait, I think he's skiing right now, but.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I can't ask him. I'd love to ask him, but I don't know where he is sitting. The slopes.

[Big Cat]

Hitting the slopes. So we're milk drafting tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

What's our titty situation?

[Big Cat]

I think we have at least one.

[Dan Katz]

So we're left.

[Brandon Walker]

Is here. Right. Gets here tomorrow.

[Kate's Friend]

That.

[Kate]

That was a real conundrum.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

They don't come together.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't understand that.

[Kate's Friend]

The hole in the nipple.

[Brandon Walker]

I think we're gonna have to do some. It's, like, led by a syringe.

[Big Cat]

All right, so what. What are we doing? Teams of two?

[Brandon Walker]

I think it'd be funny to do teams of three and just use the same titty.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

But then you line up to suck on the set.

[Brandon Walker]

I think so.

[Dan Katz]

Brad, wait.

[Big Cat]

But then we got to get. We got to get Shane and TJ involved, too. And saw. So the booth has a team.

[Brandon Walker]

So we do four.

[Dan Katz]

Three things.

[Big Cat]

Three teams of three.

[Brandon Walker]

Three teams of three.

[Nikki Smokes]

Okay, wait, you only have two nipples. What's the third thing?

[Dan Katz]

Oh, somebody's.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, it's your. We're. Fill up your balls.

[Dan Katz]

Somebody's. Catching you as a nipple.

[Big Cat]

This is going to be disgusting.

[Brandon Walker]

I think so. But it's only one. You'll take the syringe and then put it in the back of the tit and then go up and should it just be one person on the team you vote to?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. We should think of a game that you have to play to. Then the loser of that game has to go feed. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dan Katz]

That means only three people are sucking my titty.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

I thought it was a full room.

[Big Cat]

What are the teams I'm so bad at drafting?

[Dan Katz]

I mean, those three.

[Big Cat]

Wait, no, we should do. No, no, we should do teams of two because we want more items. Because teams of three, that means there's only three items.

[Nikki Smokes]

Right.

[Ryan]

Of each.

[Brandon Walker]

We're drafting M I O K. Right, Right.

[Big Cat]

But do you see what I'm saying? Like, it doesn't make the decisions that hard when there's only three items.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, if everybody brings in their M. I. Okay. Still, we'll have an abundance.

[Big Cat]

But then that's.

[Dan Katz]

But then not everything has to get picked. The bad things wouldn't be.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, right, right, right.

[Big Cat]

Two teams of two. Okay, so teams of two. And then we'll add Eddie so we can have. Yeah, because I think it's better when there's like 5m option.

[Dan Katz]

Right, but the two of you are. Are bringing one item each or.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Dan Katz]

One item for the team.

[Big Cat]

You're not.

[Dan Katz]

Two items for the team.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Dan Katz]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right, so let's pick teams right now.

[Brandon Walker]

I want Conrad.

[Big Cat]

Do the. Do the noble. I want K.B.

[Brandon Walker]

it scares me. Oh, yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Sounds like teams are being picked right now. Titus, who you want?

[Nikki Smokes]

KB And Conrad? Both. I want them both. I want all three of us on one team.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll take Kate.

[Kate]

I like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm an expert.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You got Danny. Titus.

[Dan Katz]

Danny, you just told me.

[Nikki Smokes]

I was joking. I'll take Kate.

[Kate's Friend]

I was joking.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, and I'll fight over me at once.

[Ryan]

These are all liquids too, right?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I want zombie business.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, zah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Might be good pick.

[Brandon Walker]

You blend it down to a liquid.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right, so Zod. Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

It's gotta, like, fill into a syringe

[Big Cat]

to get through the title. T.J. and Che and then Eddie or Dana and Danny. Perfect.

[Dan Katz]

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[Brandon Walker]

Are you coming to my old apartment today?

[Dan Katz]

No, I got a man I have

[Brandon Walker]

a feeling you're gonna me with.

[Dan Katz]

I'm not gonna you. I'll do it tomorrow or the next day.

[Brandon Walker]

I have this big.

[Dan Katz]

I'm gonna get the beanbag.

[Brandon Walker]

I got five sack. That's seven feet by seven.

[Dan Katz]

I got five days.

[Brandon Walker]

And the movers could have taken it. I said no. The junk luggers could have taken it.

[Dan Katz]

I got it. I got it.

[Brandon Walker]

I got it because you said you wanted it.

[Dan Katz]

I'm gonna get it. But my daughter has come down.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're gonna fuck me.

[Dan Katz]

I'm not gonna fuck you. Have I ever fucked you?

[Big Cat]

You?

[Dan Katz]

Have I ever you?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, you guys definitely have.

[Brandon Walker]

You've never metaphorically me?

[Dan Katz]

No, I've never and I never will you.

[Reed]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. I just.

[Dan Katz]

I. I had. She had to be in Chicago so she. I got to get her home.

[Big Cat]

Hey.

[Dan Katz]

Tomorrow or Wednesday depending on I'm. Thursday at the latest.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sorry. Wait, no, Thursday is when my lease ends.

[Dan Katz]

Then Friday is the very worst.

[Kate's Friend]

Can you bring it in here?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I need your truck or what? To pick up that futon.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, fine. Whenever you need.

[Big Cat]

Wednesday.

[Brandon Walker]

What celebs futon was this?

[Big Cat]

No, it's. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's a futon in my house that I'm getting rid of. That's a fold out.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

So we'll have a bed in the office. Nice. Brandon could actually sleep.

[Kate]

I'll put it in here.

[Dan Katz]

Well, I'll do it.

[Big Cat]

We'll put it.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Ryan]

Wonderful.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Where?

[Kate]

We'll put it in the office.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, in the office so people can fold it out.

[Dan Katz]

It'll be moving day. I'll go get your thing. I'll take it. Bring it back. I'll go get his thing. Bring it back.

[Titus]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Moving day.

[Dan Katz]

Moving day. Wednesday.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dan Katz]

What's the weather like?

[Big Cat]

You don't need. You don't need to. I just need a truck.

[Kate's Friend]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, you don't.

[Brandon Walker]

I had so many opportunities. Said he's wanted it.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, so Dom will go to your house and get the futon. Dom will go to Nick's house.

[Big Cat]

I don't know if he's going to go to next.

[Kate's Friend]

I will say Brad, breastfeeding can be easier laying down sometimes. Oh, that might be. Put the beanbag in the middle of the room. Lay down like a direction they can saddle up next to you.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, if you laugh while one of us are suckling, you have to take

[Dan Katz]

a drink of my own titty.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. You have to be. You have to play a straight man here.

[Big Cat]

I might get hard.

[Dan Katz]

I might get hard.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna have a hard off.

[Dan Katz]

I mean, you're sucking on my titties.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

True. This is gonna be weird.

[Dan Katz]

Am I, am I shirtless?

[Brandon Walker]

Tj, can we get eyes? Can we get the beard? Can we get the booby? Yeah, we've gone too. This is too far.

[Big Cat]

Nah, it think it think about everything we've done.

[Brandon Walker]

This is. This is too far.

[Big Cat]

I will say tomorrow's my son's third birthday show.

[Dan Katz]

He can watch back.

[Big Cat]

I'm just like collecting because the day he was born was the rough and rowdy I sang the national anthem at so he's just. I'm just collecting for him.

[Dan Katz]

Oh yeah. Wednesdays in the 50s.

[Big Cat]

Hey, check this out. Yeah. This is what we're doing on your third birthday.

[Kate]

The highlight of your third.

[Big Cat]

Sucking a man's tit.

[Brandon Walker]

I just like whenever we do an episode where we really debase ourselves, I just think in my head like I can't die after this one airs because that'll be my last.

[Big Cat]

Right? Yeah. So no one died tomorrow. Promise?

[Nikki Smokes]

Promise.

[Big Cat]

Promise.

[Dan Katz]

Listen, me dying after getting my titties sucked kind of funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And also we can't promise what if Chase sees another woman mowing along. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Off the road.

[Big Cat]

That would actually be such a funny way for him to die. It's just like there's a 10 car pile.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What happened? It's just a woman standing there watching the whole thing with the woman running smell.

[Dan Katz]

Fresh cut grass.

[Big Cat]

I don't know what happened. I was just out here mowing the lawn. That Asian man just hit a tree. He's going 15 miles an hour. He hit a tree.

[Nikki Smokes]

Dead.

[Brandon Walker]

Died.

[Big Cat]

Steven.

[Stephen Che]

I've gotten reached out to by several women that cut their grass.

[Dan Katz]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

There's. There's plenty of them.

[Dan Katz]

Are they angry or just.

[Big Cat]

Just. Just.

[Stephen Che]

I. I don't think angry. Just kind of pointed out pixels. She cuts her grass. Kate from Rochester. Area between Rochester and Buffalo. Says she owns a land.

[Nikki Smokes]

Where's she from?

[Brandon Walker]

Where's she from?

[Stephen Che]

Between Rochester and Buffalo. And Buffalo.

[Dan Katz]

What are you saying?

[Stephen Che]

Rochester?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know what's going on here.

[Brandon Walker]

Spelled how?

[Kate]

Yep. Spell it.

[Reed]

Capital.

[Stephen Che]

R, O, C, H. Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

S, T. Right.

[Nikki Smokes]

Where's the chest? How do you get rock chest?

[Kate]

I see where the chest is. Where's the rock?

[Dan Katz]

Where's the.

[Stephen Che]

Literally, the word chess is in there.

[Big Cat]

What am I saying? Yeah, but you're saying you're doing.

[Kate]

Actually, no, you're right.

[Big Cat]

I get adding one more time. Chester.

[Kate]

Where's the K? The first K. See?

[Big Cat]

No, but you used it for Chester.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah, you're using that for the cha.

[Brandon Walker]

Think. Think of another word with ch. Like, you're, like, doubling it up.

[Stephen Che]

How's this supposed to be pronounced?

[Big Cat]

Stephen K. Rochester.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Rochester.

[Kate]

No way.

[Kate's Friend]

This is a big city.

[Stephen Che]

Notable.

[Kate's Friend]

You lived in the Northeast.

[Big Cat]

This is crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

Cody's from Rochester.

[Big Cat]

Rochester.

[Dan Katz]

Rochester.

[Stephen Che]

I said Rochester.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm saying rock. Stephen. Where's the C coming from?

[Kate]

Yeah, the first cu.

[Stephen Che]

How are you supposed to.

[Dan Katz]

Just.

[Big Cat]

No, just this. Where's the car coming from?

[Dan Katz]

From.

[Stephen Che]

Where's the. Chester.

[Big Cat]

Where's the cup coming from? Where are you using the cup? Where's the cup? Where's the cat?

[Brandon Walker]

That would be two chs.

[Stephen Che]

Okay. I always just thought it was Rochester, so. Say correctly, please.

[Big Cat]

Rochester. Rochester Raw chest.

[Dan Katz]

Er.

[Stephen Che]

Rochester Raw.

[Nikki Smokes]

Rochester chest.

[Stephen Che]

Okay, all right. Fair. I was wrong, I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty big city.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. And.

[Dan Katz]

And multiple Rochesters throughout the country.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And Rochester.

[Dan Katz]

Don't sleep on Rochester.

[Big Cat]

Is there a Rockchester?

[Titus]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's gonna get vindicated. There's a rock chest.

[Dan Katz]

There's not a rock chest.

[Big Cat]

There's gotta be a rock.

[Brandon Walker]

Chester, I don't think there's R O, C H, C H E S T

[Dan Katz]

E R or just rock space. Chester. No. Oh, that's a single by the Fats Comet.

[Brandon Walker]

Of course. He pulled up the Fats Comet some long time stooly.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[Dan Katz]

No, that was a neighborhood in Rochester.

[Nikki Smokes]

That was a festival in downtown Minnesota.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, I mean. Okay, then don't take that.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't say

[Dan Katz]

on a rock.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a rock festival.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, but you can see how one could get confused.

[Kate's Friend]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe if it was spelled.

[Stephen Che]

I can't be the only person that does this.

[Dan Katz]

You better be.

[Brandon Walker]

I think you might be.

[Big Cat]

You have to be.

[Dan Katz]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

We like to blow things out of proportion a lot. You are the first person to ever

[Dan Katz]

say this is in proportion.

[Stephen Che]

Whatever. Rochester. Rochester.

[Kate's Friend]

So wait, she's mowing the lawn out there?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah. So she sent a photo of the lawnmower, and she said it. It's not a riding mower. I'm just going to show this the.

[Dan Katz]

The standing mower.

[Stephen Che]

This is a riding mower.

[Dan Katz]

That's a zero turn mower. That's a riding mower.

[Stephen Che]

Yes, she said it's a zero turn, not a ride.

[Brandon Walker]

If you're.

[Stephen Che]

If you're sitting down, it's a riding.

[Dan Katz]

Zero turn is a riding mower. I don't know why she's trying to get you on that. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe she's actually not.

[Dan Katz]

That's actually the best kind of riding mower.

[Nikki Smokes]

They make the, like, standing riding mowers, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

Maybe she's on a standing riding one,

[Dan Katz]

and they make the forest gump riding more where you're just sitting there driving, like a car.

[Kate's Friend]

That's the best kind.

[Dan Katz]

But the zero turn, you got nothing in front of you. You're just doing this the whole time.

[Big Cat]

Time.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah. Like you're on an elliptical.

[Dan Katz]

You're turning zero.

[Stephen Che]

How that work?

[Dan Katz]

That basically means there's no turning radius. You can just turn on the dime. There's.

[Big Cat]

There's levers, how that works?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. You don't have to have a long loop. You can just. You can just stop and then turn it like you're turning your body. Okay. All right. Che, look at me. I'm in my chair. Right?

[Stephen Che]

I believe you.

[Dan Katz]

I'm riding along, and instead of taking a big loop to turn, I just go. And I go that way. Right, Right.

[Stephen Che]

You're not moving.

[Dan Katz]

How'd that work?

[Big Cat]

Right?

[Kate]

What a day.

[Nikki Smokes]

I don't know.

[Stephen Che]

I never seen these type of lawnmowers before.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you'd love it, Steve.

[Stephen Che]

Women be having them, apparently.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Women be mowing.

[Big Cat]

Is there like a women's lawnmower?

[Kate]

Like, meet up women in lawn?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Dan Katz]

Stay there.

[Kate]

Just a week ago, imagine if someone said, I saw a woman in Rochester mowing the lawn.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, man.

[Stephen Che]

I think her name was Kate.

[Reed]

Kate.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But I just, like. Oh, just a week ago. That would boggle your mind in many ways.

[Dan Katz]

An hour ago.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I've seen it over the past couple months. I just saw two this weekend. That was shocking.

[Kate's Friend]

Can I give a quick shout out? There's a Kate here who won A tour. And wait here from Joey's Red Hots. And they brought the food truck.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's. Who brought it.

[Kate's Friend]

Yes. Oh, they won a tour. And they said.

[Big Cat]

She brought the food truck.

[Kate's Friend]

They said, we'll bring a free lunch for everybody.

[Big Cat]

It was incredible.

[Kate's Friend]

Really good. They're all around the Chicago burbs and stuff, but. Yeah, but they were super nice.

[Big Cat]

I had.

[Kate's Friend]

There they are. Thanks for the lunch.

[Big Cat]

I had two. Two burgers.

[Kate's Friend]

Rick was out there for the second time.

[Big Cat]

Well, I sent memes to go get the second one.

[Brandon Walker]

You had two. Wait, Rick, Is it true, though?

[Dan Katz]

Rick?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

I thought that was nice. They won something, but they brought us lunch. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Two burgers, Rick.

[Big Cat]

You gonna cry tonight? Are you gonna cry tonight?

[Dan Katz]

You're gonna cry tonight? Very simple question.

[Big Cat]

You're gonna cry tonight. This guy says, yeah, he's gonna cry tonight, Rick.

[Brandon Walker]

Why would Rick cry?

[Big Cat]

LeBron's last game ever.

[Reed]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

It's his last game ever.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

I didn't know he even announced that he was done.

[Dan Katz]

He hasn't. Just doing a four years.

[Big Cat]

Ok. Oh, the thunder is so good.

[Brandon Walker]

There's that handball stream tonight.

[Nikki Smokes]

That's right.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Mincy will be there maybe.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I was talking to Rudy. Rudy said he hurt his elbow so he can't throw it, but he's like, I'm just gonna be goalie. It'll be easy. One of those guys throws 95.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

That'll not be.

[Dan Katz]

These are the real athletes.

[Ryan]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

And don't they have, like, a real game tomorrow?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Or didn't know that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. They're gonna get up.

[Kate's Friend]

So this is. They're probably gonna use this, like, practice us and really warm up on them.

[Big Cat]

Get up, prop.

[Dan Katz]

Where is this? Not here.

[Brandon Walker]

A proper.

[Big Cat]

Proper.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I thought it was here, too. Obviously not.

[Big Cat]

No, it's. They rented a gym somewhere.

[Kate's Friend]

New York City is the only place. All the parks. Handball was like a big thing there.

[Big Cat]

That's different.

[Dan Katz]

Different handball. Different.

[Kate's Friend]

It is.

[Dan Katz]

That's like racketball with hands.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We're talking about European handball.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

They play.

[Big Cat]

It's like soccer.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hand. Hands and balls.

[Dan Katz]

Yeah.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, pardon me.

[Big Cat]

That's the one where I pissed off, like 10 years ago because I was like, any NFL quarterback could be an Olympian.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yes.

[Kate's Friend]

In this one. This version.

[Big Cat]

Like, no way. Like, yes way, dude.

[Kate]

But you still think that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Dan Katz]

Dude.

[Big Cat]

Come on. They're going to. Lamar Jackson. Couldn't be a professional handball.

[Dan Katz]

I don't think. It's crazy to think an NFL quarterback could be An Olympian in any sport. He's a NFL quarterback.

[Big Cat]

Right, right. And they get so upset about it. It's like, dude, I'm not, I'm not. I've seen them play close up when they were here last time. They're impressive with how good they are. I'm just saying if we are best throwers, like guys who were throwing.

[Kate]

My only basis is like, like pitchers and pitchers couldn't be quarterbacks. Quarterbacks couldn't be baseball pitchers. It's a different.

[Big Cat]

A lot of them crossover, like Olympic level. I mean, there's football players who played baseball who probably could have played baseball. Right?

[Dan Katz]

Yes.

[Stephen Che]

Kyler Jameis Ross.

[Dan Katz]

There's a lot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. John Elway. Yeah.

[Dan Katz]

A.J. brown was a first round pick. He's a receiver.

[Big Cat]

He was.

[Dan Katz]

Or he was a high pick. He might have a first one.

[Big Cat]

Damn good for him.

[Kate's Friend]

You think any of them mow their lawns just to let some steam off? You think LeBron's ever like, yeah, take a swing?

[Kate]

Good question.

[Dan Katz]

LeBron. No, but I. Yeah, I think so much. Nothing's no 19th round. He was going to be a high pick and then he said, I'm playing football.

[Big Cat]

There's so many rounds in MLB Draft.

[Dan Katz]

It's only 20 now.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really?

[Dan Katz]

Yeah. They got rid of most of them.

[Big Cat]

We should try to get Stephen drafted.

[Brandon Walker]

Was there a certain round where they'll just do like a publicity pick?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it used to be like 50 rounds. Right.

[Dan Katz]

Mike Piazza was a 62nd round.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, NHL used to have that too, and they stopped it because teams were literally making people up for draft picks.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a couple like made up players that they're just like, maybe we can sneak this in. So just say it wouldn't have to pay somebody or what.

[Big Cat]

I forget.

[Brandon Walker]

There's. There's like one specific example that I should.

[Big Cat]

Do you want the M, the M and the I or the L and the K?

[Reed]

The Sabers. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But that's like the Lisa Believable

[Dan Katz]

if

[Brandon Walker]

you were gonna look that one up.

[Nikki Smokes]

Are you.

[Big Cat]

Are you like super attached to your new cat?

[Kate]

No, I wouldn't say we should bring her.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, milk.

[Kate]

Oh, bring the cat.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe some hair.

[Kate]

Now we. She has to be exiled for a couple weeks.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kate]

There's a danger with. Oh, with like worms.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. And all that stuff.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's spin the wheel. Brandon's ready. He's got to get his daughter to a thing. That's why she's here.

[Brandon Walker]

Let's go to a thing to go

[Big Cat]

to a thing

[Brandon Walker]

wet would be funny. Oh, imagine bringing her daughter to a thing wet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is a problem.

[Brandon Walker]

But we can't do it.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, so now someone has. No, we gotta do it. Yeah, we're gonna do it. We're doing it.

[Brandon Walker]

We don't have basketball.

[Big Cat]

All right, so it's one person and they just have to. Or is everyone. No, it's everyone. Yeah. Yeah, it's everybody.

[Kate]

Keep doing it until you make it.

[Kate's Friend]

Oh, you can't leave until you make it. Oh, my God. I can't do a three pointer. Okay, well, we don't know where half court is. Good God.

[Dan Katz]

All right.

[Kate's Friend]

Sheesh. I don't think I'll be able to reach. Be honest, live here. I should.

[Reed]

This is the only camera I got, so.

[Brandon Walker]

These construction guys are going to hate us for this.

[Big Cat]

That.

[Dan Katz]

It?

[Brandon Walker]

Give me some buzzwords for music. I'll type it into our. Our non copyrighted library here and see what happens. Now I'm using like NFL films.

[Dan Katz]

Non copyright.

[Reed]

No, I'm not going to type gay into that.

[Brandon Walker]

Jazzy zesty chaos.

[Reed]

No songs for jazzy zesty chaos. Danger grunge.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, this is jazzy Goofy horns.

[Reed]

Song is called Funky Clown Walk.

[Nikki Smokes]

South.

[Big Cat]

I like that.

[Reed]

Southern.

[Brandon Walker]

Depressing it.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I did southern depressing cartoon songs called the Good, the Bad and the Smelly two. Oh, it's just a stinger. Let's do this one. Berlin Cabaret.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Sa.

[Dan Katz]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

It's at an urban suspense. Poetic Orbitals A is the name of the song.

[Big Cat]

Sam.

[Titus]

Love you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

See you tomorrow.

[Ryan]

Bye.