Steven Cheah Gets HEATED During 1v1 Mini Golf Match vs. Tate | The Yak 4-10-26

Summary

The Yak - Episode: "Steven Cheah Gets HEATED During 1v1 Mini Golf Match vs. Tate" (April 10, 2026)

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Overview

This episode of The Yak is a chaotic, hilarious deep dive into Barstool's in-office mini golf tournament, culminating in a high-stakes (and highly emotional) 1v1 showdown between Steven Cheah and Tate. The crew—Big Cat, Kate, Hank, Titus, Danny, Eliot, Kyle, Che, Tate, and others—dissects the aftermath of their multi-day mini golf war, debates performance (and who is "dog" at golf), and amps up the friendly rivalries and running bits that make the show tick. The episode also features lots of post-match analysis, stories of personal embarrassment, meta-competition about office life, plans for future tournaments, and ample digressions into office lore.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Technical Difficulties and Office Banter

[01:14 – 10:00]

• The show begins with on-air confusion due to technical issues—the team can’t see themselves on screen, which leads to joking about tech support “Stefan” and reminiscences about his “bubbly” personality when he first started.
• “I just cannot comprehend how we're live right now without having to see ourselves right in front of us.” (Dave | 02:48)
• Titus reveals he shaved his face before vacation, causing a stir (“I'm gonna be so fucking tan when I get back.” | Titus | 03:13).
• They riff about buying Instagram-ad clothes and inevitably being disappointed (“I'm buying the scene. I'm not buying the actual clothes.” | Dave | 12:26).

2. Mini Golf Tournament—Team Review and Drama

[19:12 – 44:54]

• Detailed analysis of the in-office mini golf tournament: team matchups, strategy mistakes, unconventional putts, and who let the squad down.
• Big Cat takes responsibility as captain for some bad strategic pairings, especially the decision to keep Tate on his team ("I think if we had Eddie instead of Tate, we would have won.” | Dave | 21:11).
• Kate discusses being too kindhearted to competitors (“...after every bad shot, you'd be like, ‘Oh, that's okay, you're gonna get me this hole.’” | Che | 42:08)
• The legend of “relief” rules is dissected, and “dog” status (i.e., being bad at mini golf) gets thrown around as the ultimate insult and motivator.

3. “Heated” 1v1 Mini Golf: Cheah vs. Tate—The Main Event

[44:54 – 132:34]

• Lots of betting as Che and Tate agree to a high-stakes 18-hole match, with escalating side bets for trick shots and hole-in-ones. Drama unfolds live with constant commentary from the rest of the crew.
• “If you didn't score a point in this, you're dog!” (Tate | 46:08)
• Che is methodical and slow (“He stopped the whole tournament for about 10 minutes sizing up a putt that just had no chance.” | Dave | 23:54)
• Che gets flustered about not being “warmed up” and is accused multiple times of ‘scooping’ his putts (illegally lifting the ball)—“That's a scoop, 100%.” (Hank | 104:12)
• Tate ultimately wins both rounds—Che refuses to admit defeat, invoking a “rematch clause,” which becomes farcical as he loses again, leading to everyone dubbing him “Turbo Dog” (super bad at mini golf).

4. Office Antics, Running Jokes & Other Highlights

[66:01 – end]

• The show pivots through a series of fast riffs and recurring office bits: spinning off into stories about giving weird gifts, the infamous hot dog-on-the-ceiling rescue, wild deliveries, talk about gambling events like “Icecon,” and idiotic office competitions.
• Notably, the idea of a “Che Invitational” is proposed—a future mini golf event where Che faces only 9-year-olds for redemption (“That would actually be an electric Yak stream.” | Dave | 130:18)
• Kate reveals she paid Connor Griffin $130 on Venmo for making a joke at his expense (“That is the most Kate thing ever.” | Dave | 41:48)
• Absurd proposals for future Yak content: roofball tournaments, birthday party hosting, home run robbing challenges for Kate’s hypothetical bachelorette, etc.

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• On Mini Golf Pressure:
  “You put your... You hype yourself up. The pressure and like, even coming, like, today when I came in and I was like, oh, the course is still set up, and I started... putting around. It doesn’t scratch the itch. Like, playing a hole with no pressure does not scratch the itch.”
  (Dave | 29:39)

• Che’s Self-Belief:
  "[Che] would hit, like, eight shots in a row, like... all out of bounds... then the ninth one would be not that bad... and he would turn to me and be like, ‘I think I figured this out.’”
  (Titus | 24:44)

• On Office Competition Addiction:
  “Whenever we can LARP as professional athletes, we’re just LARPing.”
  (Dave & Kate | 38:12)

• Mid-Match Frustration:
  “He’s getting mad. I can tell Che is getting mad.”
  (Dave | 73:57)

• Betting Gone Wild:
  “All right, I'll do a hundred bucks. I don't love the bet, but I love betting.”
  (Dave | 50:53)

• Che on Losing Twice:
  “Way too black and white.”
  (Che | 128:14)

• Debate on 'Dog' Status:
  “You just got worked twice.”
  (Dave to Che | 126:41)

• Classic Yak Office Moment:
  [On the infamous hot dog rescue] “That might be my favorite Max ever. He spikes the hot dog. He takes a bite of it.”
  (Dave | 109:27)

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Mini Golf 1v1: Tate vs Che – Live Timeline

• [49:31] – Challenge set: Che and Tate leave to play 18 holes while bets are set.
• [73:10] – Che gets heated: Shows visible frustration as he falls behind, blames not warming up.
• [87:44] – Tate closes first match: Wins; Che invokes an “automatic rematch clause.”
• [89:00 - 131:00] – Rematch: Second 18; Che makes a run but Tate prevails again; Che’s “Turbo Dog” status is confirmed by all.
• [128:04] – Che’s final defense: “I started off and I played terribly. I had a chance to step on Tate at 8...” (Che, still refusing dog status)
• [130:13] – The Che Invitational idea is born: Che to play a room of 9-year-olds in future episode.

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Fun Sidebars & Subplots

• Kate’s Kindness Handicap: Kate’s habit of excessively encouraging opponents (“You built him back up.”)
• Connor Griffin Jersey Saga: Venmo diplomacy after a misunderstood joke.
• FedEx Guy Interlude: Random delivery driver asserts dominance on the office simulator; “That rocks.” (Dave | 78:03)
• Nostalgia Riffs:
  • “Do you jerked off to China [the wrestler]?” (Dave | 67:04)
  • “I got the hard copy of One Night In Paris for my confirmation.” (Hank | 68:16)
• Hot Dog on the Ceiling Legend: Revisiting Max’s all-time moment in office lore.

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Conclusion & Takeaways

This episode epitomizes The Yak’s unique blend of absurd office competition and stream-of-consciousness humor. What starts as a recap devolves (or evolves) into live gambling, real-time sports drama, heated but affectionate bickering, and new content ideas—all interspersed with recurring Barstool personalities and inside jokes. The tension of Che’s refusal to accept “dog status” keeps the whole crew engaged, and the stakes of mini golf—made epic with commentary—remind listeners why this office treats everything like the Super Bowl, with genuinely funny results.

If you missed the show, this one is a perfect encapsulation of The Yak’s office culture, fueled by highly competitive nonsense, memorable personalities, and ceaseless new bits.

Transcript

[Danny]

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[Kate]

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[Danny]

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[Kate]

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[Danny]

Is the camera on me? We don't know who the camera's on.

[Eliot]

Welcome to the act. Can you hear us? We don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think it just.

[Eliot]

Welcome to Ghost.

[Danny]

Well, they could see us. Oh, we just can't. We just can't see.

[Eliot]

Welcome to Invisible.

[Dave]

Yeah, sorry. Slow late. Hello everyone. We can't. Are we live?

[Danny]

Yeah, I think so.

[Dave]

All right, so Blue Coffee. Still Blue coffee. We got a big announcement coming on Monday. St. Blue Coffee. Go buy some ready to drink cans. Some whole beans. The big announcement will be good. We're trying to save some more dogs. Even more dogs. Sorry, Eddie. I know that disappoints you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But we are going to try to save some more dogs.

[Jay]

Cuz you hate dogs.

[Hank]

I love it.

[Dave]

No, you hate dogs.

[Hank]

No.

[Danny]

Have you ever cried over a dog's death? That's enough, Yeller.

[Jay]

Oh, he laughed at my dog, Skip, Marley and me.

[Danny]

Did Marley die?

[Hank]

Yeah, Barley big bad.

[Danny]

You laughed.

[Dave]

Holy was that.

[Jay]

Remember when Frankie Muniz whips the glove at Skip? And he laughed at that too.

[Hank]

When I went away to college, there's only one person I teared up saying goodbye to and it was my dog.

[Danny]

Well, that's fucked up too.

[Eliot]

You left it there only.

[Dave]

Yeah. What was I gonna do?

[Hank]

Take it with me in my door?

[Dave]

Oh, all right, hold on. I'm tweeting the show. How's everyone doing? Friday.

[Titus]

It's Friday.

[Dave]

We can't. I. I gotta say that I know that I have a small brain and I'm like, you know, kind of a dumb, dumb guy. Not being able to see ourselves. I just don't think we're live.

[Titus]

I was late to the show. I didn't think we started.

[Dave]

I. I just cannot comprehend how we're live right now without having to see ourselves right in front of us.

[Titus]

Oh, Mark, you shaved a. Shaved? Yeah.

[Dave]

What happened?

[Titus]

Causing a. It's causing a stir in the office. I'm going on vacation.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Titus]

I'm going to the beach tomorrow and I want to tan my whole face.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Titus]

Are you out trying to get sun? Yeah, I'm out all next week, so.

[Dave]

Good for you.

[Titus]

I was shaving this morning and I was like, yeah, I got to expose the entire face to the sun. That's the strategy. I'm gonna be so fucking tan when I get back.

[Dave]

Good for you. We need everyone should take more vacations except Che, but everyone else. Hank. Yeah, he's got some lined up.

[Hank]

Sorry. I'm posting a very important.

[Eliot]

Without giving the location, doing Atlantic Gulf, Pacific. What's the vibe?

[Titus]

Miami.

[Eliot]

Oh, okay.

[Titus]

I don't want to talk to where we're going. Miami.

[Eliot]

Wonderful.

[Titus]

Yeah. Taking a nine month old to Miami.

[Eliot]

Hell yeah.

[Titus]

One of the clubs, the baby.

[Dave]

Two naps still though.

[Titus]

She's on Two naps.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

We're staying away from the commotion from.

[Dave]

Oh, you know. You're not doing south beach with the nine month old. This is. This is. This would be the worst show we ever did.

[Danny]

I still don't think we're live.

[Dave]

No. I don't understand it.

[Eliot]

I need to see what I look like. I bet it's good.

[Titus]

We got. We got Stefan on it, though.

[Dave]

Stephan's on it.

[Titus]

Stefan's on it. We'll be all right.

[Dave]

Stepan, what's the deal, man?

[Titus]

Stefan.

[Dave]

Oh, no, we're never going to.

[Danny]

What's going on?

[Eliot]

You know how when your Nintendo didn't work, you. You'd, like, blow into it?

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah. No, we can't. No, Stefan, actually, wait. Come sit down, Stephan.

[Eliot]

Sigh, sigh really hard.

[Dave]

Come over here.

[Danny]

It doesn't matter.

[Dave]

Dude, no one can see you. Literally no one can see. Like, sit down, sit down, sit down, Stefan.

[Eliot]

Perfect day to wear an out of order hoodie. We certainly are.

[Che]

Stefan.

[Danny]

Holy.

[Dave]

I can hear myself. Oh, you're gonna come at our boy Reed. That's not a chiller move, bro. Stepan, you gotta understand something. You. Did you go to school for tech?

[Jay]

Not directly. I was gonna be on camera, like, reporting the news, and then I went

[Dave]

more behind the camera, so. When did you realize that? When I had the personality for. I wouldn't say it's. You look fine.

[Eddie]

You do.

[Dave]

Bubbly personality.

[Jay]

No, no. I did back then, though.

[Tate]

It was crazy.

[Dave]

No way. Can we watch some of the tape?

[Danny]

There has to be.

[Dave]

Come on.

[Danny]

We've seen you play in the table.

[Kate]

Nope.

[Dave]

Oh, I want to see this. It doesn't exactly.

[Eliot]

If anyone has pretty bad, please DM it to me.

[Dave]

Oh, my God. I gotta watch this. I gotta go.

[Danny]

Wait.

[Eliot]

Sit back down.

[Dave]

Sit back down.

[Danny]

You used to be bubbly.

[Eddie]

What?

[Dave]

You.

[Hank]

This office.

[Dave]

Is the office broken?

[Kate]

He was bubbly when he first started in New York City.

[Dave]

Yes. He was really bubbly.

[Danny]

You were bubbly.

[Kate]

We would talk about concerts and travel and.

[Dave]

Oh, man, I used to cook. He used to cook.

[Titus]

What happened?

[Dave]

What I was going to say, Stephan, when you sat down, was, we. You're smarter than us. You understand tech and wires and plugging things in and Internet. We don't. So when we don't see ourselves, we can't understand how we're live. It makes no sense.

[Jay]

You gonna back that thing up or shop?

[Dave]

We really are no different than Reed. Oh, we're a little different. No. But now that I'm thinking about it, like, Reed gets blown away by seeing himself. We get blown away by not.

[Eliot]

Yeah, it is weird, but it does you up.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Like, every now and then when it goes out, it's like when the teleprompter goes out. I don't know what.

[Dave]

Yeah, we do read all of our lines. We script all. The yak is no different than snl.

[Hank]

I actually think it's better not to see yourself, too.

[Dave]

Really? No.

[Hank]

Now you're used to it, but I agree. How many times do you glance over and like, you kind of you.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I guess we don't look at ourselves on any other podcasts.

[Dave]

Yeah, but, yeah, I need it for like a. You know. Hey, tj, pull that up. You know, pull it up, bro.

[Jay]

Panning to the cross.

[Danny]

Danny, did you commit a cardinal sin today?

[Jay]

What the hell?

[Dave]

What'd you do?

[Danny]

He scared Reed while clipping. Oh, you don't scare a man while he's clipping.

[Jay]

Is that cardinal?

[Kate]

Can't be doing that.

[Danny]

Is it cardinal sin?

[Titus]

How'd you scare him?

[Jay]

Oh, pretty easy.

[Dave]

Well, I want to watch this. But I haven't watched it.

[Eliot]

You can't.

[Dave]

Gotta wait.

[Jay]

It Looks like he got electrocuted.

[Danny]

He does.

[Eliot]

It was an enormous. Yeah, it looked like he got shot with a shotgun.

[Jay]

Like an airbag went off. But yeah, we'll watch it eventually.

[Danny]

Maybe.

[Dave]

What can we talk about before we could do clips.

[Danny]

I mean, what changed from yesterday to today?

[Dave]

I don't know. Tj. Tj, you've been pretty mum on this.

[TJ]

I don't know. I don't.

[Dave]

It says no signal. Check the external input or select another input using the input button. Seems like we got to press the input button.

[Kate]

Stefan says press the input button.

[Dave]

Did we try pressing the input button with your finger?

[Danny]

First thing I would have done.

[Dave]

Get your. Do your finger one, press and press that. The button.

[Titus]

Stefan's on it. He's got it. Stefan's got it. He's gonna be right here.

[Danny]

Watch the man, Stefan.

[Titus]

Watch this. Yeah.

[Danny]

Three.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Titus]

Four. Three, two, one.

[Danny]

Stefan.

[Dave]

Oh my God, Stepan.

[Danny]

What the.

[Dave]

He's so mad at us.

[Danny]

So furious.

[Dave]

So mad at us.

[Eliot]

You know what we could do over

[Kate]

two is a week.

[Eliot]

You ever play TV when you're a kid? You get a cardboard box and you pretend like you're a newscaster and you're inside the tv?

[Dave]

I'm going to stop you right here. This is going to be a really bad idea, but go ahead.

[Eliot]

What if we got a giant one and then the people in the office who look closest to us to be inside the cardboard box and they just mimic what we're doing.

[Danny]

You want us to do that in like 30 seconds?

[Dave]

No, nothing. I think you got to press the input.

[Eliot]

I feel braver to say dumber stuff like that cuz I can't see myself. I would. I would have normally not said that.

[Danny]

We need to get this on. Yeah, Bad Stefan snapped at Dom the other day.

[Dave]

Really? Yeah. About.

[Danny]

Stefan was golfing and Dom was like, oh, you playing in this? And then Stefan just goes, this is

[Dave]

the 10 minutes I have.

[Danny]

I want to have fun and you're making jokes.

[Hank]

Haha.

[Danny]

Put his butter down and stormed away.

[Dave]

Stephanie, was Dom joking? Oh yeah.

[Danny]

Dom started like crying, laughing. Love doing that to.

[Dave]

Okay, all right. That's good.

[Eliot]

I was going to say Dom's like the least. Yeah, snap worthy, snappable person you could.

[Dave]

Damn

[Eliot]

Stefan. How.

[Dave]

Here we go. Input, input, button, input. No, you're restarting.

[Titus]

It's the wrong button.

[Dave]

This is. This is trending to be the worst yak ever. Cuz the audience is like, what are these guys even talking about? We see them perfectly fine. Everything's working. How long?

[Hank]

Vacation.

[Titus]

Just next Week.

[Hank]

So why didn't you shave it after today?

[Titus]

Cuz I, we're leaving in the morning. I don't know, I, I needed to shave anyway. I was just going through the morning routine and I was like, I might as well just knock it all out now. Yeah, I know. I, I. People are upset.

[Dave]

Yeah, no, I, I, I was gonna say I, I don't like it. I don't like it at all.

[Titus]

I'll forgive your aggressiveness there, Eddie.

[Hank]

I was just curious, cuz it's like you could have got through today, you

[Titus]

know what I mean?

[Hank]

And then no one says anything.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, sure shaved it a little early.

[Jay]

Is that all right with you?

[Hank]

I don't give a. I think you look good.

[Danny]

I was just saying, Ed, you've been picking fights lately.

[Hank]

No, I haven't.

[Danny]

Yes, you have.

[Hank]

I was agitated yesterday and the day before.

[Titus]

No, we fly, we fly out in the morning, so I, Yeah, I don't know. And I had to shave anyway if, if I wasn't going on vacation.

[Dave]

Oh, there we go. Way to go, Stephan. It was the input button, wasn't it?

[Kate]

Put your hands on your hips. Head up high.

[Dave]

I gotta see Stefan's reporting. I've gotta see it.

[Kate]

I'm Stefan and I'm proud of myself.

[Dave]

I'm Stefan and I'm having like, you know, tights. I'll say you, you look the worst on the show right now.

[Titus]

No, I look terrible.

[Eliot]

It is every time I look over.

[Titus]

I. Yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

Everyone else looks perfectly fine.

[Danny]

Did you tell your wife you were doing it?

[Titus]

No, I shocked her.

[Danny]

And then what did she do?

[Titus]

She divorced me.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Papers. I don't have a lip. I don't have a top lip.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's what looks like a turtle.

[Titus]

Yeah, people get upset about it. I have a face that pisses people off.

[Danny]

Kyle, I heard that you look better than him.

[Kate]

He rocks. The little lip. No, no, no, no, no.

[Dave]

I'm trying to think of a little tiny lip.

[Kate]

Can you even Christian Bale kind of has a small lip.

[Dave]

Do you even have the proper suction to like, drink out of a bottle? I don't know if I can get a seal. Not seal.

[Titus]

I have a lip.

[Eliot]

We tried to give him cpr, but it.

[Dave]

Yeah, I think I've. I've reached a point where I just. I, I will never be clean shaven again in my life because I don't know, I don't want to see what's going on under there. It's too scary.

[Titus]

I also just get bored. I don't know, I change up. That's how boring my life is. That's what excites me, is like, I'm growing my beard out.

[Kate]

Yeah, I know. I understand.

[Titus]

That's the most exciting thing to happen to me is I gave myself shave it all off.

[Dave]

Yeah. When I get bored, I just, I, like, buy, like, I do the whatever clothes are on Instagram, swipe up, and they just never fit. I'm like, oh, I'm gonna change my look from this one model standing, you know, on a rocky beach in San Francisco with a cool flannel and some awesome joggers on. That would work on me. And then I get it, and I wear it once and I throw it out, and I'm like, that was fun.

[Kate]

Yeah. I fall for. There's an AI guy. He's super cool and hot, and he's always in a backyard, and his shirt that they're sell, and, yeah, it fits him so well.

[Dave]

It's literally the scene. I, I, I'm buying the scene. I'm not buying the actual clothes.

[Danny]

You're. You want, you want to be the man, right?

[Dave]

And it just. And then the clothes show up and I put them on. I'm like, well, that didn't work.

[Danny]

I'm not that guy.

[Dave]

Yeah, not that guy.

[Danny]

That's how it goes.

[Dave]

Yeah. It's a guy with, like, a surfboard on the back of his, like, you know, truck, and he's standing next to it. He's got a cool shirt on.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Backwards hat.

[TJ]

They're not even.

[Kate]

Yeah, that's me.

[Dave]

I could pull that off. Then I'm wearing the same outfit as I dropped my two screaming kids off at school, seven in the morning, and everyone's staring at me.

[Danny]

What's this guy trying to be.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah, it really works. Really works.

[Che]

Titus, how long did your beard get to be at peak?

[Titus]

Because you got a. Yeah, the, the picture from PMT was the longest. Yeah, I was. I shaved it not long after that. So it was. Yeah, it was pretty long.

[Che]

That, like, almost nipple length.

[TJ]

Almost.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, that's. That's fair to say. Yeah, it was disgusting. It was awful. It got long enough. You had to, like, put oil in it. Yeah, like the beard oil.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Eliot]

Wait, when Was this?

[Titus]

Like, 10 years ago.

[Eliot]

Oh, I was gonna say. I'm like, I don't remember you having a beard.

[Titus]

The picture. I, I.

[Danny]

You also forgot his name was Mark, though.

[Eliot]

That's true.

[Dave]

It is true.

[Eliot]

I thought it was Titus a long time.

[Titus]

Yeah. That picture.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That's not. No. So that's not nipples.

[Eliot]

That's you.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Holy. Yeah, I've probably. I've probably cut it like a few

[Eliot]

months after like a ZZ Top beard.

[Jay]

Is that fine, Eddie?

[Hank]

Yeah. That's beautiful.

[Danny]

You like that?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Would you want that?

[Hank]

No.

[Dave]

No.

[Titus]

Should I. Should I do that or this?

[Hank]

Ed, I think that this is.

[Dave]

I don't think.

[Hank]

I think you're fine.

[Danny]

I'm already used to it.

[Jay]

Your only problem was not telling him before.

[Hank]

No, my only problem is you just wait a day. You wait, you know, and then you avoid everything, you know. That was just a question.

[Dave]

That was crazy. I was 10 years ago. I'm rewriting PFT and I rewriting the part of my take book right now. So I'm having to go through every rewriting. Oh then it writing kind of the same situation as Dave and it's. We. We hired a ghostwriter who's been phenomenal. But the problem that we realized in like he. In the ghostwriter got a ton of really good stuff because we. We have like probably like 30. You wrote a chapter.

[Titus]

I've already. I talked to him.

[Dave]

You talked to him? Yeah.

[Titus]

So.

[Dave]

So like we have like 30 people. Guests who have like talked about. It's awesome. But we realized as we were reading it when you have PFT and I have very distinct writing voices that everyone knows. So the second I started reading it, I was like, no one's gonna think this is us.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

So now I have to rewrite. We have to rewrite the whole thing, actually.

[Kate]

Right.

[Dave]

Yeah. No, I just spent the last three hours writing sucks. I suck it.

[Danny]

But is it like fun to like reminisce and.

[Dave]

A little bit. But it's also tedious.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Because writing sucks.

[Danny]

Are there. Is there anything you're going to exaggerate?

[Titus]

You have.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

You have. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You just have to exaggerate characters and not really straight.

[Dave]

Yeah, it's pretty straightforward.

[Kate]

Tell the truth.

[Hank]

Are you going to do the audiobook?

[Dave]

Yeah, I think we want to do maybe Jerry o'.

[Hank]

Connell. So let me write a book.

[Dave]

Did you guys see Jerry o' Connell's so Funny bathing suit?

[Hank]

No, I missed so funny.

[Dave]

So we had Jerry o' Connell on PMT today as our ombudsman for the Racini Variable Store.

[Jay]

As your what?

[Dave]

Ombudsman.

[Kate]

I know that word.

[Danny]

I don't know what that is.

[Dave]

It's like. I know it is like a guide

[Titus]

kind of the guy media that checks them. Checks the media. Yeah. But it's the in house like fact checker.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dave]

It'll Be like, this is what they got.

[Titus]

Yeah. We got this wrong. We. This up. Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah. So he came on to do that because, you know, there was. We're.

[Titus]

We're.

[Dave]

We're caught in the. You can never please everyone, because Wednesday, I would say we. We didn't. We didn't joke enough about it. We were too serious about it, like, being like, hey, we know these people. We're not gonna joke about it. People were rightfully mad then. Today, all we did was joke about it for an hour. And then people are mad that we haven't taken it seriously enough. So we're stuck in that pickle. But either way, Jerry was perfect. He did it from his pool. And at the end. Can you play the clip I posted? I gotta show you. I have a special. This is a preview for Max. I'm so excited for your bachelor party. Hold on a second. I'm sort of freezing because this pool is so cold.

[Eddie]

I gotta show you this bathing suit, but.

[Dave]

Oh, no. Okay, here we go. I got some blood flow. Check this bathing suit out. You ready? I swear my dick is bigger. I ordered three. Should I get more? Yeah, get all of them. Get, like, 20.

[Eddie]

Do we need to get 20?

[Dave]

Yeah, we need 20. We're all gonna have to get it. Yeah. Unfortunately, we're also gonna have to start selling those on the first one. Yeah. So funny. Exactly. In the pool the whole time with the Max face.

[Hank]

Bikini.

[Dave]

Bikini bottom. But yeah.

[Hank]

Cherry o'.

[Kyle]

Connell.

[Dave]

I don't even know how we got there, but he's. I just want to show you his dick.

[Danny]

He's good at what he does.

[Titus]

I love how much fun he has.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Doing that shit.

[Dave]

It's. He also said that he's done doing all the other podcasts, so that's good. Oh, he got. Because he got dragged for the Bill Maher one.

[Hank]

Dude, he got a bad.

[Dave]

Yeah. He said all of X is calling him the F word and a cuck. Not the nice F word.

[Kate]

Oh, all of X. Oh, X. Elon Musk's X is after me.

[Danny]

It's just.

[Dave]

It's funny because you just can't do. You can't do anything in media that is if. If it's like a joke, but it reaches past that. The point of contain. It's, like, impossible. Like his. Did you see the clip on Bill Maher?

[Kate]

I know.

[Che]

What?

[Kate]

I know he was getting backlash.

[Titus]

I did not see it.

[Dave]

He was. He was saying that he. He kind of. After Trump got elected, he, like, questioned why the Democrats ran Kamala, and he said that his wife and his daughters beat him up.

[Danny]

That was it.

[Dave]

For suggesting that. And everyone was like, you got beat up in your own house.

[Danny]

Who would ever.

[Dave]

Okay, he's like, I got physically assaulted by my wife and twin daughters. So clearly a joke.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I didn't know that was it.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's nothing.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Kate, anything you want to say to Elon right now?

[Eliot]

Give me some mushrooms. Let me cook.

[Dave]

All right, so.

[Eddie]

Wait.

[Dave]

Tj, you got something.

[Danny]

Wait, that's Rose.

[Jay]

Him.

[Danny]

Look at the life.

[Titus]

He's bright.

[Dave]

He looks incredible.

[Danny]

Look at.

[Eliot]

Oh, different person.

[Danny]

We ruined his life.

[Dave]

We killed this man.

[Kate]

Look at how happy he is.

[Danny]

He's all over, too.

[Titus]

Great.

[Dave]

Frisbee to himself.

[Danny]

Oh, we don't check in on the tech team enough like.

[Dave]

No. And shout out them. The incredible mini golf.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

That doesn't happen without them. Yeah. A lot of people behind the scenes have to make that work. And that was an awesome tournament.

[Danny]

Reach out to Stefan and thank him.

[Eliot]

That was.

[Dave]

Yeah, that was an awesome tournament. I was replaying it in my head.

[Danny]

The ending was perfect.

[Dave]

Ending was perfect. Can't even be mad because I love Max that much. Like, I would have been mad if Mincy hit it or if Hank had hit it. But Max, he's just such a funny.

[Titus]

He's the perfect guy to hit it.

[Dave]

And he had the meltdown earlier and all that.

[Titus]

He's screaming and. And no one will remember this except for me, I guess, because Max had a chance to win the tournament. He was the final pairing against T Bob. T Bob kicked his ass.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And then Max hits the shot and just starts screaming, I own this course. He played horrendous off all day.

[Dave]

Horrendous.

[Titus]

But he had one shot and that's all that matter.

[Dave]

So blame pie for the old team losing. I'll take some of it. Because I think as a captain, I probably didn't do the best in the matchups. I also kb. I was thinking about it. You were this close to losing the whole thing for your team.

[Kate]

Wait, what does that mean?

[Dave]

On Tuesday when we were deciding, or Wednesday when we were deciding the teams, I was very. I texted Eddie and asked him if he was good at mini golf. Because you were making us think about Tate. I was going to trade Tate and Eddie, and I think Hank absolutely would have made that trade. Because you're like, oh, Tate's 33, Eddie's 35. Why is Tate on the old guys team?

[Kate]

Right.

[Dave]

Tate was dog shit.

[Titus]

Tape was awful.

[Kate]

He wasn't. I watched him play.

[Dave]

He didn't get a point.

[Kate]

He played lights out against me and Blutman.

[Dave]

What?

[Jay]

Blutman played really good, too, though.

[Dave]

He didn't get a point.

[Kate]

I know that, but he played well.

[Dave]

But Eddie got points.

[Kate]

Right, but then, you know, Eddie would have beaten different combinations of opponents. Oh, I think was perfect.

[Dave]

I think if we had Eddie instead of Tate, we would have won.

[Titus]

Take over.

[Dave]

He got zero points. And that's why, like, Kate. Yes, Kate probably should have beaten Mincy, but Kate also got two points the

[Danny]

day before Mincy got in her head.

[Eliot]

He did?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He wanted it bad, dude.

[Dave]

And I told you, Kate, after when. When. When you lost, I was like, I'm not mad at you for losing. I'm just mad at you for the fact that we're now going to have to hear Mincy talk about the thing we all watch for the next two months. He followed me right off the course to tell me about it when I watched the whole thing.

[Danny]

Yep.

[Eliot]

Well, then as soon as he beat me, he followed Megan around, giving her tips on every hole.

[Danny]

He was following her around so closely, her hair was moving when he was shooing him off.

[Dave]

Yeah. She was like, dude, White Sox. Dave also. That was tough.

[Danny]

Eddie, You're.

[Eddie]

You're.

[Danny]

You've lost gracefully to him. You have not been mean.

[Hank]

No, he deserves it. He deserves it.

[Dave]

Deserves what?

[Hank]

Everything I said to him and especially.

[Dave]

What did you say to him? Just.

[Hank]

Did you see the clip that dropped?

[Dave]

No.

[Hank]

Oh, tj, if you could pull that up. I just.

[Danny]

Eddie tweeted it before the show. I don't know how we didn't catch this.

[Hank]

I don't truly.

[Dave]

Did you see it? No.

[Hank]

It was jarring.

[Dave]

Oh, no.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Eliot]

Make sure you look at everything on the course.

[Kate]

I like that.

[Eddie]

From Megan.

[Dave]

Oh, Dave. I mean, if he makes that puzzle,

[Titus]

that's why we lost.

[Dave]

All he had to do was make that putt.

[Hank]

So much pee.

[Dave]

He's.

[Jay]

He lashed out at Steven, too, for no reason. Steve's trying to help him.

[Dave]

Stephen deserves lashing. Steven. Is. Is Megan making money? Everything she said was correct. And she. She just. She. I actually backed her up in the moment.

[Jay]

What'd she say?

[Dave]

She was like, you. You and your stupid fedora. Ice me out. After Stephen took 15 minutes to size,

[Che]

you were encouraging me to take my

[Dave]

time as a joke, dude. Because it was so ridiculous that you stared at that putt for 15 minutes and had no chance of going in.

[Eliot]

Yeah, he iced me.

[Dave]

He didn't mean to.

[Eliot]

No, he did. Isn't it? Stupid fedora.

[Dave]

Yeah, right.

[Danny]

Hey, now, also, I love Megan.

[Che]

She went out of bounds five times. She was terrible in this hole.

[Dave]

Right, but you did ice her. The. I mean, you. You stared at that putt that had zero percent chance of being made.

[Hank]

What?

[Che]

1%.

[Dave]

All right, so then you could take it a hundred times right now, and you'll make it one time. Yeah. All right, Go ahead.

[Che]

Fine.

[Dave]

Great.

[Kate]

I don't know, Jay.

[Dave]

It's. I mean, he's not going to shoot it 100 times. It's going to take him.

[Titus]

I miss. I missed the putt. They standing over.

[Danny]

I don't know if he had an impossible shot. The wall. And he had to make it.

[Dave]

And he.

[Hank]

It was ridiculous.

[Dave]

Eddie put the clock on him.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dave]

It was truly.

[Titus]

He was truly ridic.

[Dave]

He stopped the whole tournament for about 10 minutes sizing up a putt that just had no chance. And he did. That's. I love him, but he's tough to. He's tough to mini golf with.

[Titus]

Yeah. I'm a Che guy, but I found him a little eerie. I found him slightly annoying at times on our team notes that he put together for every hole.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Titus]

And then you go to play the holes, and you realize this just isn't right at all.

[Dave]

He also. It's. I. I think what's annoying about him on a mini golf course. And this is just. This is just chase personality, which. There's some good parts of it. He just thinks that every. He looks at the optimistic version of every single thing. Even when it's like, physically, physics, say, that the shot could never go in. He's like, I got this.

[Titus]

Yes. I was practicing with him the other day before the tournament, and he would. He would hit, like, eight shots in a row, like. And they're all out of bounds, you know, unlike the tough holes. And then the ninth one would be not that bad, and it would stay in bounds, and he would turn to me and be like, I think I figured this out.

[Dave]

Yeah. I figured.

[Titus]

I was like. I was like, steve, I think you just got lucky on that ninth one.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's like, no, no, no. You just have to. You just have to hit.

[Dave]

Do this. You have to pick perfect shot again.

[Danny]

We always talk about how working at barstool is being the man simulator. It's. You would barely eke out beating, you know, Kate. And then instantly, in your brain, you became an expert enough to give advice. And anybody that had won their matchup instantly, in their mind, became an expert.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And followed other people.

[Kate]

Dante the Dawn. And I'm like, dude, I Got a career.

[Danny]

Did you hear what Dante said about how to get in your head?

[Kate]

About in my head?

[Dave]

Yeah. Are you sure that's right where it was, Stephen.

[Danny]

He said multiple different people reached out to him via Twitter saying, talk about penises in front of Kyle. He gets very uncomfortable. He said multiple people said that.

[Jay]

Is that true?

[Kate]

He didn't do that.

[Danny]

No, he never.

[Kate]

I guess I don't know if he, like, vividly described my penis.

[Danny]

If he just showed you a picture

[Kate]

of yours, that would make me uncomfortable.

[Hank]

So we found the way to motivate Mincy.

[Danny]

Money, money, money. Yeah.

[Kate]

He was moving like a guy who needed 20, $100 in the next week.

[Eliot]

He was going to. After he won the money, he was going to a Jimmy Buffett jam band combo concert. And I'm like, how is this guy on the Young's team?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Well, he put a lot of effort and he texted Jeff D. Lowe before the draft on Tuesdays, like, who? Who do I gotta draft? He, like, watched film, like, did a lot of stuff. He's like, yeah, man, 40 G's. I need this.

[Eliot]

He played really well.

[Danny]

He did, but he was laughing maniacally. He was like, I keep on coming up. I said, what's hotter than lava hot? And he said, ice cold.

[Dave]

I'm trying to find the exact spot where he has shot this shot.

[Eliot]

I also. I appreciate that Che did all the leg work to print out that paper for us and stuff. But the pizza box hole, every single time he'd come over and say, you gotta hit it in that top left hole in the box. You gotta, gotta, gotta, and kept telling all of us to do that. And then when it was his turn yesterday, he just went and wedged it right on the little flat pizza on the side. Like he did. He would tell you to do something, but then when it was his turn,

[Titus]

he would do something all the while. The best way to play that hole is just hit it straight into the. Yeah, yeah, into the hole that's right

[Kyle]

in front of you.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Anyway, he's not gonna get this.

[Dave]

It was so fun, though. It is so fun doing this.

[Titus]

It was tense. Yesterday was crazy because the. The first day, having a partner, I think, helped a lot of people.

[Dave]

Oh, big time.

[Titus]

Because they could talk with someone. They could. I don't know. It was way more relaxing. Yesterday. I felt like nobody was saying anything.

[Dave]

Yeah, no, the one on one.

[Titus]

Of course.

[Dave]

I actually said. I was talking to Eddie after his match, and he was. I was like, how you feeling? He's like, dude, that is A lot. And I was like, yeah, it's a lot of pressure.

[Hank]

It's an emotion that you never think you're gonna feel again at this age.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You know?

[Dave]

Yeah. Where every putt. I, I, I got lucky. Hank put me. Did you hit it? No. Hank put me up against Lucas, and I'm. No, I'm a well known choke artist in this event, and Lucas was so bad, he didn't even give me a chance to choke.

[Titus]

It was just over before you.

[Dave]

All you had to do was win one more hole, and I would have been like, oh, here comes the choke. But it was over so quickly that I couldn't even comprehend choking. Yeah, he was horrendous.

[Hank]

He said you were just really good.

[Dave]

I did get a couple lucky bounces. He was truly horrendous.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, I would get a.04 on, like, a pretty easy hole, and it'd be like, hey, all you need is a three to win this. And he would just get a four. Like, what did you just do?

[Hank]

They had the Hella Burton tweet after.

[Dave]

Yeah. Yeah. He got zero points, right?

[Hank]

Yeah, I think so.

[Dave]

But good for Max. What a moment.

[Danny]

Yeah. I thought there was a meltdown. It was beautiful redemption.

[Dave]

I thought there was a second we were never getting out of that whole one challenge.

[Kate]

You're right. Ad like, this should be a feature of, like, rehabilitation clinics.

[Danny]

Yeah, Ed, you did say that.

[Kate]

No, it's like. No, it's even. Even losing, like, it gives you, like, the illusion of, like, that you have meaning and purpose.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

It's crazy.

[Kate]

Adults don't feel that.

[Dave]

I was sweating at the end.

[Eliot]

Yeah, I was. I'm always cold in here. I'm just, like, red in the face, sweating. And.

[Titus]

Yeah, Evo said he had a headache when he went home because he had so much adrenaline.

[Dave]

Right.

[Titus]

There was like, a cr. Yeah, it's like I was sitting on the couch with just, like, a headache trying to figure out what the.

[Dave]

I actually didn't even realize that, but I, I've had a headache the last two days when I went home, and that's probably exactly.

[Titus]

Oh, wow.

[Dave]

Yeah. Because it's just like, you put your. You hype yourself up.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And the pressure and like, even coming, like, today when I came in and I was like, oh, the course is still set up, and I started, like, putting around. It doesn't. It doesn't scratch the itch. Like, playing a hole with no pressure does not scratch the itch. It does nothing.

[Hank]

Because you probably felt those emotions as, like, a Kid playing sports.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Or at any level. But then you're like, oh, that's it. Like, you'll never.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

It is like an addictive 10 cameraman, two boom mics.

[Dave]

Yeah, dude.

[Titus]

That's all it takes.

[Kate]

Like, I'm about to change history.

[Dave]

Yeah. It's probably why we love Camp Barstool, too, because, like. Like, even thinking about, like, the softball game.

[Kate]

Celebrating.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oyster trophy. And take pictures.

[Danny]

Cameras on you, like, Titus, you're a mellow guy. When you hit a home run in soft.

[Titus]

I suck it. Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Crotch job. I didn't. I didn't feel that yesterday. Unfortunately. I'm kind of jealous, you guys.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Feel that. Because I. I was playing how. It's like, never really.

[Hank]

He went over.

[Titus]

Right.

[Dave]

I think you mentally destroyed Donnie.

[Titus]

Yeah. It was never really a worry for me.

[Dave]

He might be. He might be done, like, mentally.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah. Yesterday. So day one, I was. I was a total. That was by design. And I was just trying to, like, getting closer.

[Danny]

Steve.

[Titus]

Turn my troll up to a thousand. And then day two, I thought, I'm going to. You know, like, you see those sports movies where, like, a kid has a superpower, and then.

[Dave]

You didn't do it the way you were doing it.

[Che]

I had three different options.

[Kate]

Did you make it?

[Che]

I just made it.

[Dave]

Yeah, but you did it a totally different way. That wasn't what you were taking as a shot. But you never.

[Che]

The options that I was weighing. I did it in 20.

[Dave]

What? That was the first of all. You scooped it.

[Che]

I chipped it.

[Dave]

You scooped that.

[Che]

What I did was legal. That was one of the strategies we talked about.

[Dave]

Play it again. I want to see it. There's our wonderful.

[Che]

I didn't scoop it clean Chip.

[Dave]

I want to see this. All right, go ahead, Titus. I shouldn't have done that. That was stupid of me. I should have known that that was going to happen.

[Danny]

Wins again.

[Titus]

No, you know, like, you watch, like, a. A sports movie, and a kid, like, has some superpower, but then in the big moment, he loses the superpower. And, like, rookie of the year is that example. Like, now he has to, like, float it and stuff like that. I was. I was going to. I. That was. My strategy with Donnie was like, I have a superpower, which is get inside his head. But for this one on one matchup, I just want to beat him at golf. So I, like, didn't say a word. And I was, like, trying to just let the golf do the talking. And I think that actually got more in his head, like, the silence. So like, we were. We were pretty silent in. In our one on one matchup, but then every time someone made a no, it, like, stung that much more. Like he'd miss a putt and I'd go, oh. And like, I hadn't talked in four holes, you know.

[Danny]

Did you cough into your hand and shake his hand?

[Dave]

He. I just texted him and I said

[Danny]

we had a shoot this morning and he's very, very sick.

[Titus]

I didn't tell him I was sick. I literally told him before we played. I was like, I'm sick. I hope you don't get sick.

[Kyle]

Hey, yeah, thanks, Mark.

[Dave]

Are you sick because of Titus?

[Kyle]

Yeah, who do you think? The guy's shaking my hand all the time, coughing in my ear.

[Dave]

So how sick are you?

[Kyle]

Yeah, bad.

[Dave]

Oh, man, I'm sorry, Donnie.

[Danny]

Do I hear a chairlift behind you?

[Titus]

Are you skiing, Donnie?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you got me.

[Dave]

Oh, he's.

[Danny]

He's broke.

[Dave]

He's. Yeah, you're broken. Are you broken? I'm just sick as.

[Kyle]

Dude, I'm not. I'm not in a good mood. No, I was up all night coughing and sweaty. I mean, I'm actually upset. I just got me sick.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Danny]

All right, well, make you feel better if Titus. Titus is going to Miami tomorrow.

[Dave]

Yeah, Titus is going to Miami tomorrow. You won't see him for a week.

[Kyle]

I just got big mad yesterday. I've never actually seen him look like that, man. He was shaking in his boots.

[Dave]

Why? What happened?

[Kyle]

Oh, he almost lost his cool. Multiple times.

[Dave]

Man.

[Kyle]

He missed that putter. He trickled in and out. Titus was really losing.

[Danny]

Damn. You almost lost your cool.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I wasn't talking to you because I wanted to be, man. He couldn't talk because he had nothing to say.

[Dave]

Oh, but he.

[Titus]

I won.

[Kyle]

He beat me yet, but barely. I mean, that game was a coin flip. Tyres is good at mini golf and he's got those long legs.

[Dave]

Did you guys play 18?

[Kyle]

No, never.

[Dave]

Did you play 17? Did you play 17?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I played 17.

[Dave]

So he beat you? He beat you before 18?

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's how that were. That's how. That game of golf.

[Dave]

So it wasn't a barely beating you? You.

[Kyle]

I mean, that's bad.

[Dave]

That's what I call barely winning, I think. Barely. You have to play 18. Sure. All right. Are you. Are we. Are we going to watch the game tomorrow together or.

[Kyle]

No, no, I'm going to be. I'm sick, so I'll be. I. I won't be. I won't be watching at home.

[Dave]

Okay. All right, well, I'll talk to you later.

[Kyle]

Okay, bye.

[Hank]

All right, bye.

[Titus]

I can't believe he actually got.

[Dave]

Yeah, not the man's

[Danny]

biological warfare.

[Titus]

I did tell. Yeah. Before we played the first round, I was like, I'm sick. I hope you don't get sick. And that was part of my strategy to get in his head. I didn't. Didn't actually mean to get him sick.

[Danny]

You seem pretty bummed.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Do we have a replay of the scoop?

[Che]

It was illegitimate.

[Titus]

And then day two, I thought, I'm going to. You know, like, you see those sports movies where, like, that's a scoop superpower.

[Che]

I did. I did like, like three or four before that. And I was. I just have my hand low.

[Dave]

Right. But I.

[Che]

The ball. The ball's not in the. Whatever cradle of the thing. It's a hit, Jay.

[Kate]

You should be celebrating this.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That in 20.

[Che]

Yeah, about 20 chat.

[Dave]

Was that a scoop? You went underneath the ball like that.

[Danny]

I fear it's jw.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Che]

You can see the club is detached from the ball.

[Dave]

No, I know, but you like.

[Che]

So last night it was one of three strategies, so we had to talk it out. I talked to you, I talked to pft and yeah, it took time.

[Dave]

So sorry, but no, I thought it was hilarious.

[Jay]

If that's how you want to win.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I understood Megan's frustration. But I also. I speak fluent Che. So I. When I. When you said you needed it, when Eddie called the clock, I was like, give him 10 more minutes. I wanted you to take all 10 minutes. I think he took like eight of them.

[Hank]

He really did.

[Che]

It's probably in the six to eight minute range.

[Dave]

That was after Eddie called the clock,

[Hank]

which he's like the chess player that takes two hours to make a move.

[Dave]

Yeah. Sj, though.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dave]

It's good when he. If he can ice out the other team, it's good.

[Danny]

It ended up working.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And then if we're. If we're blame pied, I deserve more too as well because I didn't. I sat Shay in the second round. I should have sat tape. Tape was dog. I don't know if they take. Can answer if he's here, but he was dog.

[Danny]

Well, that's probably why he set up up the way to get in the tournament for himself.

[Dave]

Yeah, he was dog. Wait, zero points.

[Titus]

I didn't watch the stream. The qualifying stream. Tate and Lucas beat Bloodman, Spider and Spider. Yeah, but Tate and Lucas were dog.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

They only played the.

[Titus]

How do they beat Blutman and Spider if.

[Dave]

Because they had them do a five hour stream and at the very end of the show.

[Titus]

Oh, they were, they were worn down.

[Danny]

They were the final boss.

[Titus]

I got you, you.

[Dave]

Yeah. After Blutman and Spider thought they had won, they came out, they're like, haha. No. By the way, Roback Rock activewear. Best fit, best feel. I'm wearing the, the pants right now. Your favorite Aelia design in several colors. New designs, new products. Secondly, Roback has launched two new products you all should know about. First, their tailwind sports shirt. Might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo. Looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also released a sweater polo. They were here for great stretch fabric making it very comfortable and breathable. Use the code yak for 20 off your first purchase. That's 20 off all polos, hoodies, sports shirts and more. Just use code yak and head over to rhobac.com but yeah, great, great event. I love it. I feel like we, I feel like we, we make fun of Hank for, you know, being the mini golf guy. But then every year at this exact moment we're like, I wish we could play this all the time time because it's so much fun.

[Kate]

Really fun.

[Dave]

So, so fun.

[Che]

Mini golf is so interesting because if you play just at the beach or whatever, it's the most carefree thing you could possibly be competitive at. But when 50 of your co workers and production people are watching you like every stroke, the pressure is yeah.

[Danny]

So fun.

[Titus]

That's tens of thousands of dollars.

[Dave]

What we were saying. I think the really what it comes down to is whenever we can larp as professional.

[Kate]

That's what.

[Danny]

That's it.

[Titus]

That's it.

[Kate]

We're just learning wrong with that.

[Dave]

Yeah, we're LARPing.

[Titus]

You know who I want to talk to and figure out what happen night is Deutsch. Because Deutsch told me right before his matchup with Jerry, he heard me say on the yak. I was like, Jerry's pretty good. We'll probably lose that one. He took offense to that and he was like, Titus, I've been practicing for hours. He's like, I've, I've done nothing but practice. He's like, I'm pretty dialed in. He got blown out, but more than anyone else. Got blown out yesterday. Yeah, no, like they, they didn't even make it to like hole 15.

[Danny]

Yeah, he lost on the 14th hole.

[Titus]

Yeah, it was, it was over. And I don't know what happened because I think I was playing at the same time. But Deutsch was, like, extremely confident, and he seemed. And he got blown out.

[Danny]

He's one of those guys that seems pretty naturally good at everything.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

He talked me into it. He's like. He's like, I'm going to win. Like, I've. I've done nothing but practice. That's all I've done. And I was like, all right.

[Dave]

And he's right. He. I did see him practicing the most, but.

[Titus]

Yeah, I don't know what happened.

[Dave]

I mean, Jerry is pretty good.

[Eliot]

Jerry was very good.

[Danny]

I learned the most Kate thing ever yesterday from Connor Griffin. Kate made a joke about Connor Griffin and felt so bad. You venmoed him $130.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That's a good tactic.

[Titus]

Why that number?

[Jay]

Yeah, it's a weird amount.

[Danny]

It was the amount that you had in the account.

[Kate]

Wait, that's a lot.

[Eliot]

It was the amount for an Eagles jersey. So offline, I. I was gonna buy an Eagles jersey, and he's like, oh, I have an extra one. And I get. I think. I thought it was. Because I don't. I thought he had gone through a breakup, and so it was the jersey he was going to give to her, but he didn't need it anymore. So he was like, you can have this jersey. And instead of being like, oh, I'm sorry, or whatever, I just was like, ah. Like, I just.

[Danny]

What was the joke?

[Eliot]

It wasn't really. It was like. I guess I was just, like, ribbing him, forgetting. I don't know if I thought he got dumped or something, I guess.

[Danny]

Was it a girl's jersey? Like the cut?

[Eliot]

I guess I thought. I don't know.

[Kate]

I don't.

[Dave]

She can't even say it. Yeah.

[Eliot]

What are you.

[Danny]

Cause she's gonna owe Conor more money if she.

[Eliot]

Yeah, I guess I thought you weren't sympathetic. It was supposed to be for another girl that he had been then, like.

[Danny]

But, like, you just made that up in your head.

[Eliot]

I don't. I don't know where I got that from.

[Kate]

You assumed he got broken up with.

[Danny]

That's. That's fair to assume.

[Kate]

Yeah, he probably did.

[Titus]

It is fair to assume.

[Eliot]

What? I think. I think somehow I thought he had that extra jersey because I guess I thought I had heard through the grapevine that he had. Was out, that he had, like, gone through a breakup. Yes.

[Kate]

But then you think the jersey was for her?

[Eliot]

I think I thought it was like, he had gotten it for her, and since he had it lying around now, he gave it to me. And I think I was, like, super psyched about it at first. And then I felt bad. I was like. I was so psyched about this jersey, I didn't care about him getting dumped.

[Danny]

But did you make a joke about him getting dumped when he gave it to you?

[Eliot]

I guess I maybe, like, was like, my win. Better. Better you than me. And I'm reaping all. It was like. I feel like I said something like I was, like. I was psyched to get the jersey without being thoughtful for what he had gone through. And then. So then I looked up the price of the jersey, and I venmoed the amount for. I was gonna pay him for it anyway.

[Danny]

Did you? Was that true, what you thought in your head?

[Eliot]

I don't know. I don't know. I don't remember being on the dozen, so I don't know.

[Titus]

And then what did he do once you venmoed him? He just accepted it.

[Eliot]

We never spoke of it again.

[Danny]

He was like, yeah, Kate made a joke at my expense once and paid me 130 bucks.

[Titus]

And he just kept the money?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Well, I mean, you didn't say that. You don't need to do that.

[Jay]

How come you don't Venmo anyone else you make fun of, Danny, not just me.

[Eliot]

Gaslighting me for. I don't know why I did that, but I was gonna pay him anyway. I just paid the full price for it because I felt bad first. I don't remember why I felt bad,

[Dave]

but I know that is the most Kate thing. Yeah.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Che]

I have a more Kate thing ever. Oh, she was playing with Minty last night, and this was one of the matchups that we thought that we really needed. And I think you were up to after three holes. And then you kept apologizing and encouraging him.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Che]

After every bad shot, you'd be like, oh, that's okay. You're gonna get me this hole.

[Danny]

And you got this.

[Che]

It was a. It was a chance where we could step on him.

[Danny]

You were giving him advice, and you

[Che]

built him back up.

[Dave]

Oh.

[Che]

And you did it for several.

[Eliot]

I know it's overkill. I know it makes people nuts. And I. Like I said, Kyle, I came out of the bathroom behind you earlier. He was walking by the bathroom. So I came out. He was just in front of me, walking. And it just. I was just like, sorry.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eliot]

Some things I need to go to.

[Danny]

You were talking about. You're like, back. I'm gonna tell Mitzi that widespread panic was in a plane accident is what you Told me.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And then the whole time you were just like, try this way. You got it.

[Dave]

Damn.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Kate]

A good exercise actually to combat this is to pretend that nobody cares about you.

[Dave]

You.

[Eliot]

They don't. I know that, but I don't know.

[Danny]

I do want to get to the bottom of the Connor grid.

[Titus]

That's why he. That's why you lost a mincy.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You pumped him up.

[Jay]

You've always had a soft spot.

[Danny]

You open a lot of.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

There was the one time that $40,000 was. He didn't sit outside for you for a video. That was the only time you've ever been mad at him.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And he's done horrible things.

[Eliot]

Yes.

[Jay]

You could fix him, though.

[Danny]

In his defense, Caitlin told him, bring a jacket, like, multiple times.

[Eliot]

Yeah, fine.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And Kate, you still. You still got two points for our team.

[Eliot]

I did. Yeah.

[Dave]

No, that's two points.

[Titus]

Two points. So you still did your part.

[Eliot]

But I should have beaten him.

[Dave]

It's really the blame goes to people who got zero.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You got zero points in three matchups.

[Dave]

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[Tate]

disagree that I'm dog.

[Dave]

Hold on. I'm going to give you a compliment that's going to then end in a dis. Okay. But I think that it actually makes sense. So my problem with you, Tate, in the. In the mini golf is actually I have. I have a lot of respect for you. That's my problem.

[Tate]

Let's just shut it down there.

[Dave]

No, no, no. Hold on, hold on, hold on. So you. I. I think Tate is one of the best here at, like, he's. He's calm, cool, collected, prepared. So when we play in this tournament, Tate, in my mind, is like, almost like an assistant coach to me. Like my consigliere.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Because, like, he's a strategist, and I actually do trust him, like, completely. The problem is he just didn't tell me.

[Jay]

He.

[Dave]

He did a good job of strategizing with me. Outside of the fact that he didn't tell me that he was dog. That was the only fact that could have. That way, if you had just said, oh, yeah, and by the way, I'm dog at this, you would have been the greatest assistant captain. Because I. In my head, you were my assistant captain. I went to you to. To advice and, like, how do we strategize? You were dog.

[Tate]

All right, can I rebuttal? First of all, I accept the. The compliment part.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Tate]

Thank you for that. Yes, I do agree that we were, like, kind of strat.

[Dave]

It's.

[Tate]

Think you and I are on the same page. It's like, all right, we should do this. This. First of all, agreed, if you didn't score a point in this, you're dog. Let's not forget. I don't know where this has come from. We have the first KB is really good. We tied, and we got a half point.

[Dave]

Oh, you got a half a point. Okay.

[Tate]

I mean, that's not zero.

[Dave]

No, that's not zero. You're right. I forgot about the half point kb.

[Tate]

The second round we went against Hank and Max.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Tate]

They beat us. Hank and Max are two good mini

[Dave]

goals you were with. PFTU is also good.

[Tate]

Good mini. But Hank beat PFT the next day.

[Danny]

Right?

[Tate]

So y. I'm not even arguing that I'm really good. I'm just saying that in a dog. Dog category. I was not in that. The third one, you had to beat Bloodman.

[Dave]

I know.

[Tate]

I had to be Bloodman. Ask Bloodman. I bet you if we did it, Blutman probably shot the low round. Ask People that watch this at the end, Blutman shot the low round of the tournament, and he beat me by one stroke. He.

[Dave]

We do have no. I don't think the cameras were ever on, you guys. Can I say what he did? Like, I'm not even.

[Tate]

It's not that big of a deal. Like, okay, I'm not great at mini golf. On five, I hit a two. I was up one. I hit a two. And I was like, all right, that's an easy one. He hit the only hole in one of the entire tournament on five.

[Dave]

It's five.

[Tate]

Five was the wraparound.

[Dave]

Oh, he hit a hole in one. He.

[Tate]

Then on the hard holes, he went through the gator on one. He went through the pizza on one. He hit it over the sand, out of bounds, came back into play, and he thread the sand hole like he was. He was playing unbelievable mini golf. I lost by one.

[Titus]

But I think the problem is that it's not about the golf, Tate. It's about the. The mentals. That's how I dominated Chef Donnie. Yeah, Chef Donnie's way better at golf than I am. Way better. There's no question about three country club. Three country club members fired from two of them.

[Hank]

Aid cake on the roof.

[Titus]

A cake on the roof. Multiple country clubs.

[Dave]

Things of this nature.

[Titus]

As you're noticing, Blutman is locked in and playing the golf of his life. What are you doing psychologically to tear him down?

[Tate]

Max hit the nail on the head. He's like, we matched Tate up with the one person that you can't like. Like, what am I going to be mean to Blutman? What am I going to be like blood? Don't choke here. I did not do it one time. I would have done it to Spider. I would have done it to Lucas. I think I would have won some matches. Blutman was locked the in.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

[Tate]

Say bad take away dog. I scored a half on kb.

[Dave]

Yeah, but then we are all aging,

[Kate]

decaying blobs fueled by sweet cream. None of that.

[Titus]

We're not.

[Kate]

We're talking like we're on a circuit. We have to make statements like, we're Kaden boozer. Like, we suck. We're all living a crazy fantasy.

[Dave]

I shouldn't have been.

[Kate]

No one has to make a statement for you.

[Dave]

I shouldn't have been Shay for you.

[Tate]

You think Che beats me in mini butt?

[Dave]

I don't know. I think so.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Tate]

Can I. I. Che and I actually got in, like a legit. We're good, but we got in a beef There were some people in here that were fighting. Jay told me I'd be dead to him forever if the people that I benched him for didn't win. Now, thank God they won, but my stance was this. I played my round and then watched you guys choke away.

[Danny]

What?

[Dave]

All right, so you know what? Let's just do it. Play. Che.

[Danny]

Who did you get bench for?

[Dave]

You guys play.

[Tate]

You got bench for Chief?

[Danny]

Chief's good.

[Dave]

Maybe.

[Che]

But what I was annoyed about was that Tate saw me play five holes of golf in which I was trying to hole in one, like, three of them, and I played. I did a mini golf stream with Tate for, like, six hours last year, in which case I was one of the better players on arguably the best player on that stream.

[Dave]

Stream. All right, so you guys go play right now. I'll take away Dog if you beat him.

[Tate]

Deal? Absolute deal.

[Dave]

Just keep us updated every three holes. Let us know what the score is. What?

[Che]

I mean, yeah, we're doing same as yesterday. Yeah, the whole play.

[Dave]

Okay, same thing. 18. I mean, we have the course for another day. We might as well use it, right? We're not gonna. On Monday. We're not gonna have this course anymore.

[Hank]

You're doing the same as yesterday.

[Dave]

Same as yesterday. It's always a question.

[Hank]

What else?

[Dave]

It's always a question. You know that. It's always a question.

[Titus]

T. Do you want higher stakes, or is just not being not dog good enough for me?

[Tate]

Because I do think I play good.

[Dave]

Put some cash up. What do you guys want to bet?

[Titus]

Shade, do you need. Do you need something in this deal?

[Kyle]

What.

[Titus]

What do we do?

[Dave]

Do you want to bet cash? 100. Anyone want to bet me? Anyone want to bet me?

[Danny]

Bet you?

[Eliot]

Who are you betting?

[Titus]

I'm not betting on either one of these guys.

[Hank]

I think I'm gonna take.

[Titus]

Take.

[Dave]

All right, I'll take J. 100 bucks.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Dave]

All right, done. Yeah, you guys are 100.

[Kate]

I'll take. I'll take.

[Dave]

You want to go 100?

[Kate]

I'll go 100.

[Dave]

All right, I got 100 with. With Che. I'm betting on you, Che. 100 with Eddie, 100 with KB. Anyone else?

[Danny]

I'll do. I'll do a hole in one total.

[Dave]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

What do you want?

[Dave]

What do you mean, over? Under? Yeah. What's a fair line? One and a half.

[Danny]

I was thinking one and a half.

[Dave]

Okay. You want over? Under?

[Danny]

Under.

[Dave]

All right, I'll do 100 bucks.

[Danny]

Deal.

[Dave]

I mean, I. I don't love the bet, but I love betting.

[TJ]

Can I do Halftime tie.

[Dave]

Half time high at nine.

[TJ]

Tied after nine.

[Dave]

All right, I'll do 100 bucks with you on that. Anyone else?

[TJ]

What's the line?

[Dave]

I. I mean, it's gotta be even money. I don't know how to make a. I'm not giving you plus odds on that.

[TJ]

That's fair.

[Dave]

All right, so anyone else?

[Danny]

I. I.

[Dave]

You know, I got a hundred. I got 200 bucks on Shay with you two. I got a hundred bucks on over one and a half hole in ones, and I got 100 bucks. Halftime tie. No. And TJ has. Halftime tie.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Dave]

And, Danny, did you want to bet on this? What do you want? Who do you want?

[Jay]

I gotta go. Che.

[Dave]

All right, so you want to take.

[Eliot]

You.

[Dave]

You bet 100 bucks with Eddie. You can take my action.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Dave]

All right, so, Danny, you got 100 bucks with. With.

[Jay]

It's just me and you.

[Dave]

I'm. I already have. I have three bets.

[Hank]

This is great.

[Dave]

Back in the game. It's great. I was like. Because when I came in this morning, I was like, oh, the. The course is still here. We got it. Yeah.

[Jay]

They didn't even touch it.

[Eliot]

Yeah, I hate to do that. I'm gonna take Jay.

[Dave]

You are?

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Wait, so that's with KB. KB, do you want to go 100 bucks to KB?

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

All right, so then I'll just. My two bets will be over 1 1, and halftime tie. Nick. All right.

[Eliot]

Something's telling me Che. Even though he made some crazy.

[Danny]

I love that. Yeah, I would have gone way lower.

[Dave]

Yeah. TJ Thinks it's gonna be tied after nine. It's just straight. Because I don't know how to do odds on this.

[Danny]

If the first hole is a hole

[Dave]

in one, though, I'm. Yeah,

[Che]

like, plus 200.

[Dave]

All right, fine. I'll give. I'll give you plus 200. T.J. that's fair. No, don't use the rice cake.

[Danny]

Oh, Tate text me. Did he text you about that?

[Dave]

He showed me.

[Danny]

He found out that the rice cakes that we have here fit perfectly in the hole, and you can't really see them.

[Dave]

He was like, I'll put one in. I was like, hank will actually try to murder. Like, Hank's taking this seriously. We all are.

[Danny]

I love gamesmanship.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jay]

What about over two and a half holes and one?

[Dave]

No, I have one and a half.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Dave]

I have over.

[Jay]

I would take two and a half if that's it. All right.

[Dave]

Total. Yeah.

[Jay]

From both.

[Dave]

I'll take it from you. 100 bucks.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Dave]

You want over?

[Kate]

Over.

[Dave]

All right, so now I'm rooting for exactly two holds in one.

[Danny]

Does it?

[Dave]

Cuz I have under two and a half and over one and a half.

[Jay]

Steve, you hear that?

[Dave]

Can you just get a couple hole.

[Jay]

Hole in ones.

[Dave]

Oh man. Just update us after every three holes or something. I buy Tate or have have someone in the cave Steven. Watch and keep score.

[Danny]

Does it gross you out that Lucas's ass is in your spider right now?

[Dave]

Spider?

[Danny]

He doesn't want to.

[Dave]

He could do it.

[Hank]

Don't be the score guy.

[Dave]

Yeah, he'll be the score guy.

[Danny]

When did the astronauts come back?

[Dave]

Oh, are they back?

[Eliot]

So wait, they're coming back tonight. They're landing on off the coast of San Diego and I guess they're doing it with a kind of faulty heat shield. Like I guess they. The last time there was like chunks out of it or whatever. But so they had to reassess and they're coming in at a steeper angle than usual to minimize the amount of time that they're at. It's going to be like two times hotter than the sun for a minute when they're coming through and the heat shield's a little bit.

[Dave]

Oh, that was probably the chick probably asked for that. Yeah.

[Danny]

Can we turn off the heat shield?

[Dave]

So cold.

[Eliot]

But they're. Yeah. And there's going to be like a big sonic boom that everyone's going to hear apparently. But they're coming in at a steeper angle than usual.

[Danny]

Are they in danger?

[Eliot]

Well, I guess a little bit. If they had to readjust. I guess there's always a danger. If I was reading about the science behind it, they're going to be going for it's like 17 minutes, the full re entry. And for a chunk of it they're going to be going, I know I'm fucking this up like 25,000 miles an hour or something like that. I don't know. It's many, many, many times the speed of sound.

[Dave]

That's fast. Best that they're gonna be good by the way. This is. We're just gonna get the Stephen Che. Like every shot's gonna take him an hour.

[Eliot]

He kept going.

[Dave]

Oh, did he just.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow.

[Eliot]

He kept going.

[Dave]

She just lost yesterday on holes that yeah.

[Eliot]

Weren't out of boundsable.

[Dave]

That was an easy puck too that he just missed.

[Jay]

Damn, I love that.

[Dave]

I don't love that at all. Well, you have your bet with Kate now. I do, Jay.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

It's maybe Chase Dog. J Dog at mini golf you will celebrate the man who won a mini golf championship against Nine year olds.

[Danny]

Jesus.

[Hank]

I think he's gotten worse.

[Danny]

Yeah, is Connor Griffin here?

[Dave]

Oh, that was a great shot.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Dave]

Get him in.

[Danny]

I just want to. I just want to know what you said to him.

[Eliot]

I don't. I'm, like, assuming in my head, thinking about how I am is. That's how it went. Went is like he had a jersey that fit me, so it wouldn't have been for him. And I assumed it was for his girlfriend, but then I heard through the grapevine, and then I felt.

[Kate]

I don't know, is this an old tale or something?

[Eliot]

Yeah, it's older.

[Danny]

Like. Did you call her?

[Eliot]

He's probably. It's probably gonna be something totally different than that. And I just don't.

[Dave]

Now we gotta get him in here.

[Eliot]

Don't.

[Dave]

Remember Che already lost one on an easy putt.

[Titus]

That's easy.

[Dave]

Easy putt.

[Eliot]

Also, I thought he was J. Off to China, not black.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah. What's up with the. What's up with the backwards hat? Is it Friday? Easy?

[Danny]

Effortlessly.

[Titus]

Cool.

[Eddie]

No, I. I didn't get a chance to. To shower this morning and. And actually do my hair, so I threw on a hair hat. But then the hat was bothering me wearing it frontwards, so I put it backwards. Long story, but that's.

[Danny]

No, it wasn't.

[Dave]

That was really quick.

[Eliot]

Pretty fast.

[Dave]

It's actually insanely quick. I guess so. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Playing it back in my head. It was a pretty quick story. Yeah.

[Dave]

Can you make it shorter?

[Danny]

It was bothering you forwards.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not.

[Eddie]

I don't wear hats a whole lot. And it's because I can never really get them to fit my head properly. And so wearing it forward, I had a bit of, like, a red mark on my head and it was just giving me a little bit of a headache. And I was like, I'll throw it backwards.

[Dave]

Oh, my God. But if I took my hat off,

[Eddie]

then my hair would be a mess.

[Dave]

Make the story shorter.

[Eddie]

Front hat, bad heads, big head.

[Che]

Big.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Eliot]

It looks cool like that.

[Eddie]

Appreciate it.

[Danny]

We glossed over during the broadcast that Kate paid you after making a joke at your expense.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

What did she say to you?

[Dave]

Remember, he's up to Kate's up too.

[Eddie]

It.

[Dave]

It was.

[Eddie]

I can't remember what it was either, but it. It was some type of like. Like, oh, loser or something like that. Something. Yeah, but clearly. Yeah, like, I didn't take offense to.

[Danny]

It was the jersey for a girl.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it.

[Danny]

It was.

[Eliot]

See, and I think I thought you were like, I guess I don't need it anymore. When he gave it to me, I was like, okay, loser. I think I like. But you know, sometimes you over joke.

[Kate]

Oh yeah.

[Eliot]

To show somebody you care, you never

[Danny]

got to give her an Eagles jersey.

[Eddie]

Well, so, yeah, it still had all the tags on it and everything like that.

[Danny]

What player did you get her?

[Eddie]

Saquon Bar Barkley. Love my life. Yeah, so yeah, no, it still had all the tags on. It was a brand new jersey. And you. You would ask me it was for some game or something like that where you would just say you have like an Eagles jersey. You could just take this one. Like it's never worn or anything like that.

[Eliot]

And I think I knew he had gone through. Yeah, baby shoes never worn. And yeah, Eagles Saquon ladies jersey.

[Danny]

And then bags on Kate just.

[Eddie]

Yeah, felt really bad. And then me 130. I was like, you don't have to do that.

[Danny]

No, take it, take it. Seeing that in the plastic wrap in your house, what had to have been devastating every time you saw the Saquon.

[Eddie]

No, no, it was fine.

[Titus]

Was the woman you were seeing an Eagles fan or is it just you figured like, surely she's gonna love a Saquon?

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

She did not.

[Titus]

What a crazy thing to get a woman who's not an Eagles fan.

[Kate]

She's not an Eagles fan.

[Danny]

No, no, but I was like, got her ball jersey.

[Dave]

That's like buying a woman a vat. You. What are you doing?

[Danny]

Is it.

[Dave]

Is it fine? Here you go, babe. You love the Eagles.

[Danny]

She got you something that I don't think you loved to wear.

[Dave]

Oh, no, that was.

[Eddie]

That was different.

[Danny]

That.

[Dave]

What was that? It was. It was jewelry.

[Danny]

It was a big metal bracelet.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah, the bracelet. I remember your bracelet story. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. Yeah, it was not a crazy thing to get at the time. The, the Saquan thing.

[Danny]

Did she come over and watch games with you?

[Hank]

You.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Did you mistake her for you?

[Dave]

No. You know, babe, you love Saquon. He's your favorite player.

[Eddie]

Like it was right around when the Eagles won like the super bowl.

[Danny]

And she was like, oh, like I'm

[Eddie]

watching the game, like ruin the Eagles and everything.

[Titus]

Such like an eight year old gift.

[Eddie]

And she was like, I wish I had something to wear that was equal.

[Danny]

So I was like, okay, look, what

[Dave]

was the next present you got her? A PlayStation?

[Eddie]

No, that's not a crazy thing to get do. She's like, I wish I had some Eagles gear.

[Dave]

I was like, all right, well, I'll.

[Eddie]

I'll get a Saquan Jersey AB I

[Danny]

know we've been busy at work, but let's go to Happy Valley. Let's let loose. So you were dating a girl that was the same size as Kate.

[Eliot]

What does that mean?

[Dave]

Nick, I was just talking to Connor.

[Eliot]

Oh, you're into husky girl.

[Dave]

By the way, Kate, I watched the clip of your show on Thursday morning. You're attracted to me. Yeah.

[Danny]

You don't think he's attractive?

[Dave]

Kate. I got uncomfortable.

[Eliot]

And then Dave Porter. I liked that clip. Talking about, I think he's hot. And then I banged white.

[Dave]

So I said.

[Jay]

I said on.

[Dave]

On the.

[Jay]

On screen text that Kate allegedly didn't hook up with White Sox Dave.

[Danny]

Wait, Dave likes?

[Eliot]

Yes. And he does. I'm not on his radar at all. And then that's the one thing that he sees.

[Dave]

Yeah, I thought it was, like, quick, and then it just kept on going about my hazel eyes.

[Jay]

It was legitimately uncomfortable.

[Dave]

Yeah, I was very uncomfortable.

[Jay]

She told me not to talk about it again.

[Dave]

I forwarded it to Kim and hr.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Did you? Yeah.

[Eliot]

You blame. Kill something. That's the joke.

[Dave]

I shouldn't have done that because you

[Jay]

kept bringing it up.

[Dave]

Now Kate's gonna apologize to me and send me $30. Sorry. Sorry.

[Eliot]

I want to you text your wife.

[Eddie]

The beef has been very funny with all of that.

[Danny]

Yeah, his Twitter has been taking it in stride, so.

[Jay]

Okay.

[Eliot]

I'm wearing another man's jersey.

[Jay]

Jokes aside, did you actually not hook up with Dave?

[Eliot]

I will kill you.

[Danny]

That was a softball question.

[Eliot]

Fake ad reads for boner pills. Last night he had.

[Jay]

In case we needed them.

[Eliot]

He's.

[Jay]

I. I was told we had.

[Danny]

Is Danny a bad guy?

[Eliot]

Yes. How he, like, picks his target and then.

[Dave]

What are you talking about?

[Eliot]

Feel crazy.

[Jay]

You see, you're. You're making it seem like I brought up that you were attracted to Big Cat. You brought it up several times.

[Eliot]

I went upstairs yesterday, and Danny's like, Big Cat just called me into his office about that happened.

[Jay]

Did that not happen?

[Dave]

No, that happened.

[Eliot]

Yeah, it did.

[Dave]

No, I didn't.

[Jay]

You just asked what you got. What were you guys talking about?

[Dave]

Oh, yes. I said I got a tweet about it. And then I said to Danny, what did you guys. What were you guys talking about? So I did not call you in my. My office.

[Jay]

Well, how would you phrase it?

[Dave]

You were walking by, and I said,

[Jay]

yeah, and I went in here. You. You called Danny and I went into your office?

[Dave]

Yeah, I guess I did call you in the office.

[Hank]

Close the door.

[Dave]

No. Oh, ch. Got. I want to keep Chase down one now.

[Danny]

Anyway, big cat, I can adjust the line. I don't think there's gonna be a single hole in one.

[Dave]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Over a half.

[Dave]

No, I'm good because Danny will just pay you. Cuz I have.

[Danny]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Dave]

I have over. Yeah, I have over one and a half and under two and a half.

[Jay]

I'll get it to you when I

[Dave]

get it to you. So I'm good.

[Danny]

Are you in, Reed?

[Eddie]

Cool.

[Danny]

Danny.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Eliot]

Oh, yeah. We didn't get to watch that video.

[Jay]

How to wake him up a little.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah. Let me see that video.

[Kate]

Dude, you.

[Dave]

Dude, you.

[Tate]

I'm clipping, bro.

[Dave]

That was it. Look at that. That's a whiplash, dude.

[Danny]

The thing is, he had headphones on too, so he didn't really hear the inhale.

[Dave]

I'm clipping, bro.

[Jay]

Yeah, I don't know. He's scared.

[Danny]

It was almost like, you know kids that are afraid to say yeah. He was like censored himself. Fudge.

[Dave]

His. His tweet yesterday made me laugh so hard.

[Eliot]

Oh, then he got recognized.

[Dave]

He got recognized.

[Kate]

Mr. Mayor, he just sent me a video of the interaction.

[Eliot]

What?

[Dave]

Send it to tj. See if paparazzi now he pull up the tweet. It was just very. Read

[Danny]

your ex like the Darth Maul lightsaber you got.

[Dave]

I did not get that. I just got recognized. Double sided out in public. What the. The guy was on a skateboard. Seemed like a chiller. Need to talk to K about this.

[Kate]

Did he talk to you briefly before the act? He just sent me the video.

[Titus]

Yeah, he said it was.

[Kate]

He said it was crazy. Believe it. Only a matter of time.

[Dave]

We should make. We should like, put all of Barstool's effort into making Reed, like, super famous.

[Danny]

It would kill him.

[Dave]

Be so awesome. He's Barstool's next it boy.

[Danny]

He is.

[Dave]

Yeah, we can do that. That. We definitely could do that. I think they tied that. A little business. I make clothes and this is sick. Hell yeah. This is dog.

[Kyle]

I'm Rob.

[Dave]

I'm Rob. Yeah, yeah.

[Hank]

So Hell yeah.

[Dave]

Hell yeah.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Dave]

Yeah. Yeah. Free hand. Oh, I met this guy too. Let's go, bro. But hell yeah, this is your. That was it. Wait, so someone recognized Reed and he just pulled out his camera and Reed

[Kate]

did more than him.

[Jay]

Him.

[Danny]

Yeah, Reed had to clip it.

[Jay]

I met that guy too, walking home at like midnight. And he was like, you're the guy that draws. I was like, no one's ever recognized me for that. And then he handed me those Stickers. He was handing Reed.

[Eddie]

Dan.

[Danny]

Go, dog boy.

[Hank]

He's on deck. Damn.

[Danny]

Yeah, he seemed like a chiller.

[Dave]

He was big time chilling. Ultimate chiller.

[Hank]

Gotta talk to KB about this.

[Dave]

That's awesome. That's the best part.

[Danny]

He goes, saves you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is.

[Eddie]

Are you his go to.

[Kate]

I don't know how he. I think he. He kind of plays hard to get with me. Like, he doesn't really. He doesn't text me, he doesn't approach me. Maybe he's waiting for me to make more of a move.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, Fair.

[Eddie]

That's a riot.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Hole in one. There's one.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Danny]

What hole is that?

[Hank]

Tate just said no one hits hole in ones on that hole.

[Titus]

Hole.

[Dave]

There you go, Tate. Oh, now there's a discrepancy.

[Eddie]

Nick, I already miss mini golf.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I just, like, forgot what was going on. I just like talking to you, man. Yeah, it's.

[Eddie]

It's a good time. And, you know, it's like 12 hours, and as we're in the midst of it, it's like, okay, like, let's get to the finish line. Let's get to the finish line. Then we get to the finish line, and it's incredible. And I just wanted to get.

[Danny]

Leaves a void.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it does.

[Eliot]

You guys ever take your girlfriend's mini golfing?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

I don't know why I'm looking at Connor. Venmo.

[Danny]

Kate, I want you to roast all of us and just go bankrupt. Lose the.

[Eddie]

I could also. I could Venmo you the money back now that we're removed from it. Crazy at the time when I got a full $130 in my.

[Danny]

But you didn't say, like, you didn't

[Tate]

need to do that.

[Eliot]

I did.

[Eddie]

I could go back and. And check our text.

[Eliot]

Yeah, probably. No, you're good.

[Eddie]

I was like, this is. You do not need to do this.

[Dave]

Connor. Great job on mini golf. You guys are. I was thinking about it last night. You guys are just such a good announcing team.

[Eddie]

Thank you very much.

[Danny]

Yeah, we have fun.

[Dave]

It's just.

[Eddie]

That's all.

[Eliot]

No much did they know about China.

[Danny]

Black China.

[Eliot]

Black China.

[Danny]

It keeps on thinking. He jerked off to China.

[Eliot]

It was black China.

[Titus]

You didn't.

[Dave]

Wait, China the wrestler? Yeah, I did.

[Kyle]

No.

[Dave]

Yeah. No, you didn't. And one night in China.

[Hank]

Yeah, it was a big.

[Dave]

Yeah. Come on. You jerked off the show. Yeah.

[Danny]

Is there. Is there a name for, like, a digital Eskimo?

[Dave]

Bro, she was in Playboy.

[Danny]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But how'd it look?

[Dave]

I mean, she's muscular. That's kind of what.

[Danny]

It's kind of one of your things.

[Dave]

Yeah. She's a good looking dude

[Hank]

banging xpo.

[Dave]

I wouldn't jerk off to a bad looking dude.

[Danny]

Was that a tape or did they put that out?

[Hank]

I think.

[Dave]

I don't know for sure, but I

[Hank]

think they put it out.

[Dave]

Yeah. Okay.

[Hank]

I think Xpoc might have.

[Dave]

Listen, this is also like, I was like 13. This is the.

[Danny]

Anything off to anything. Yeah.

[Eddie]

If a celebrity put out a sex tape back when you guys were growing up, because obviously now I feel like that would be kind of normalized given, like only fans and everything like that. Was that a crazy day?

[Che]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh. That was the.

[Eddie]

Was that the chatter?

[Dave]

It wasn't always. It wasn't like a day. It was like a wave of like, have you seen it?

[Danny]

Like, it wasn't easy to find.

[Dave]

No. Get you a ton of viruses. Like the Pam. Pam Anderson, Tommy Lee one was that. I think crack. Crashed my computer multiple times. I got family computer. Went through war during that.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Hank]

I got the stretch. The hard copy of One Night in Paris for my confirmation.

[Dave]

Wow.

[Hank]

My cousin. I still have the note in it.

[Dave]

That's right.

[Danny]

Wait, you still have the hard copy?

[Hank]

I still have the hard copy, yes.

[TJ]

That is.

[Danny]

You should send that off to get.

[Eliot]

Great. That might be illegal. I wouldn't admit that.

[Dave]

I don't know.

[Danny]

What did the. The notes say?

[Hank]

It said, hey, like, congrats on your confirmation.

[Dave]

Just hit a ball so far out

[Hank]

of bounds down to 18.

[Dave]

He hit it on 18.

[Hank]

If your mom finds this. It wasn't me. It was your cousin Anthony. So you just had to blame his brother.

[Dave]

Oh, love that. Wow.

[Jay]

Was it your sponsor?

[Hank]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Hank]

Yes.

[Danny]

And did you open it at the party?

[Hank]

I don't know how he.

[Danny]

Was it on, like, a burnt disc?

[Hank]

No, it was an actual, like, case. A real case? Yes.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Dave]

Tate's up two, going on eight. Tj. Oh, no, you're out. You lost tj. He's up three.

[Danny]

Damn. And that's a.

[Dave]

You can go to an I.

[Danny]

Interesting. But like, that was. Was that a night vision one?

[Hank]

Yeah, that. That was one of the scenes. There was four scenes. Didn't know.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's a very funny like in time and place where if. If today, day and age. If you gave your cousin porn for confirmation would be like, whoa, dude.

[Hank]

What?

[Dave]

Yeah, like porn. Like, there's a really big problem with, like, teenagers important back then. It's just like he was just bringing. He was giving a cup of water to someone in the desert. Oh, Yeah, I mean, like, you had no means to get it and he got it for you.

[Hank]

I borrowed it to my buddy Doug for a week.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, it was awesome. Cup of water in the desert versus now it's a cup of water to a drowning.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Exact water.

[Dave]

The context same 12 ounces. Yeah, I'll bring it in.

[Eliot]

That wasn't just point. You got revenge porn for your conference.

[Dave]

Is that.

[Eliot]

I'm pretty sure she did not.

[Dave]

I think you're.

[TJ]

I think it was almost when it was filmed, but they were separated when it was released.

[Dave]

Oh, that is okay.

[Danny]

Oh, and he put it out. It wasn't like a stolen.

[Eliot]

I think it was like a crazy thing.

[TJ]

He approached a distribution company.

[Eliot]

Oh, they did together. Oh, never mind.

[TJ]

Allegedly split the profit.

[Eliot]

Oh, never mind.

[Dave]

The Pam Anderson one was stolen.

[Eliot]

That was stolen.

[Dave]

That was stolen in. In like their. From their garage during renovations.

[Danny]

Wait, he said that was the China one that they went together.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, not Paris.

[Eliot]

Oh, no.

[TJ]

Oh, sorry.

[Eliot]

Okay.

[TJ]

Wrong one night in.

[Hank]

Her and Rick Solomon.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Never forget him.

[Dave]

Why?

[Eliot]

Who's Rick Solomon?

[Hank]

He was the.

[Danny]

Do you know what his face looks like?

[Eddie]

Nah.

[Hank]

Nowadays. No. Back then.

[Dave]

Yes, back then. You could pick him out of a line up easy.

[Danny]

What was he?

[Dave]

I don't know what he.

[Hank]

It was like a Hollywood guy.

[Titus]

I hate to bring the show to a screeching halt, but Chase once again standing over a putt for extended period of time.

[Dave]

He's down three through eight holes. So I'm going to have to retract

[Titus]

my dog just to do that.

[Dave]

This is, I think to stay down three.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Dave]

He's just bad. I just didn't warm up. You warm up. This is. He's just bad at mini golf.

[Eddie]

I think that was the most egregious part of the tournament. Was shay taking the 10 minutes yesterday before lining up a putt. That did not matter at all.

[Dave]

Correct.

[Eddie]

No chance to hit it. That to me was more egregious than Dave picking up the live ball.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

On 16.

[Dave]

Although Chae just did. I said, you have a hundred shots. He made it in 20, so.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

But it was a scoop. Chase is bad at this.

[Eliot]

This is random, but I. I don't golf really. I used to do par three courses or whatever, but I never really had golf clothes. And they sent golf clothes for this. It makes you feel different.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Eliot]

Like I felt like a golfer yesterday in the proper. I felt like I knew what I was doing even though I didn't.

[Dave]

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[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Do I have to play Tate now after to be like.

[Danny]

To prove that he's dog?

[Eliot]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

Like, dude, he's down 4 him saying I did. Oh my God. Oh, Steve. He is Turbo Dog.

[Eliot]

This. He went out of bounds on this same hole yesterday. So he knows he.

[Eddie]

He took a hole out of the wall.

[Danny]

He's not Turbo Dog is five holes

[Titus]

that have to time now.

[Dave]

Now if they don't play 18, dude, does our bet void on the hole in ones do they have to play it out?

[Danny]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Dave]

I think we should just make him play it out anyway to see how bad Che loses.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Dave]

Hey, no matter what, you got to play the whole 18.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Dave]

Oh my God. He's getting mad. I can tell Che is getting mad.

[TJ]

Getting actually mod.

[Dave]

Yeah, his like the fact that he said he didn't warm up. I didn't warm up. Ray.

[Danny]

He turned like Italian when he said the. That back to you. He's like, I didn't warm up over here.

[Dave]

Yeah, it's. What do you want me to do? Cuz everyone knows warming up is the most important part to mini golf. You got to really stretch the hips. Yeah, his swing is all janky right now.

[Jay]

Oh, I wish we had an air horn to do it right before he shot.

[Danny]

Has one.

[Titus]

I'm blown away at how bad he is. It's crazy given like how much prep went into this tournament from him.

[Dave]

Yeah, you tried to Titus.

[Danny]

Oh, that's a hell of a hole.

[Dave]

He played the most mini golf out of anyone besides Deutsch. Why? I just sent a picture. Oh, not bad. What is it?

[Danny]

That's a hell of a hole he left in the wall.

[Dave]

Oh, really? Yeah. Oh.

[Jay]

What the.

[Dave]

Steve.

[Eliot]

Steven I will say some of the first times I remember feeling like age as a kid was mini golf golfing.

[Danny]

Really?

[Eliot]

Like my first times feeling self hatred was mini golfing. Being like, what the is wrong with me? Nobody else.

[Danny]

You're like, it's super frustrating because it looks so frustrating.

[Eliot]

My first time being, like, frustrated in sports was definitely a mini golf. Like, it was supposed to be fun. Like my parents taking me to this cute course and it would always end with me.

[Eddie]

Mine was the claw machine in.

[Eliot]

Did you hear? We're getting one.

[Eddie]

Wait, are we?

[Eliot]

Dante?

[Eddie]

Seriously?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. I'm gonna go home in tears and

[Eliot]

they're gonna hide a. Like a special one thing in it. Like a bonus thing.

[Eddie]

I. Yeah, I used to, like, break down crying whenever I couldn't get one of those.

[Hank]

How did you get good at it? Like, what?

[Danny]

I used to work at an arcade.

[Hank]

Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Not that. Just all the time.

[Eliot]

Where was the arcade?

[Danny]

Foggy Bottom in Elm Grove, Wheeling, West Virginia was good time.

[Hank]

That's awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's a.

[Hank]

That sounds like a fun job.

[Danny]

Yeah, I was like. I did. It was a mini golf course, arcade and bounce house laser tag. So I was like a birthday party host all through high school. The best.

[Kate]

It was a good spot.

[Danny]

And it was a haunted house over the over October.

[Hank]

So it's still open?

[Eddie]

No.

[Eliot]

Oh, what was the craziest stuff you did? Anybody snapping femurs or. No. Pretty low key.

[Danny]

It was always pretty. It was pretty fun.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Danny]

From when I was there. I always. I've said this before, but there you could cheat in laser tag. You could put in, like, codes when you scan the vests. And I always. The portly boy, I always let gave him invincibility. And it was like. Then he got a trophy at the birthday party. Was the best. It was the best feeling.

[Hank]

That's awesome.

[TJ]

I used to always get invincibility as a kid.

[Dave]

Oh, no.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It was like. It was the. The laser tag code. The portly boy was always invincible.

[Dave]

Tj, do you have. Do you have camera on the golf simulator? Because I was like, this is kind of annoying that someone's driving during the act. Yeah. The only rule we have.

[Danny]

They loosened her.

[Eddie]

Up comes the airplane.

[Kate]

Who is that?

[Dave]

It's the FedEx driver.

[Kate]

Yeah, he's getting pissed at us.

[Dave]

I went to say something.

[Kate]

That's a man swing.

[Dave]

I went to say something. I was like, wait, what the.

[Titus]

I.

[Danny]

That is the most alpha move of ever.

[Dave]

Like, I can't say anything to him. I thought it was Going to be like, you know, like, Ebo or someone. I was like, hey, can you just stop driving? You know, hit wedges. Dude, if some. That's incredible.

[TJ]

Dude.

[Danny]

If somebody lives in this area and they see their packages got delayed.

[Kate]

Silhouette looks hard.

[Dave]

What the. Did he say you have no power over him? None.

[Kate]

Got some men.

[Eliot]

Hell, yeah.

[Dave]

Oh, does he have a glove on?

[Kate]

You planted him.

[Dave]

I did not. I swear to God. I swear to God.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

That is so funny. Is he playing 18?

[Danny]

That rocks.

[TJ]

Have him play in with CH&T.

[Danny]

Play around. Wait, you have to Winter plays him.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Winner plays him.

[Eliot]

We should get a UPS guy in here.

[Danny]

Oh, my God, the dhl.

[Dave]

We got a lot of golf going on. Did you just switch clubs?

[Hank]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

Went to the bag.

[Dave]

All right, good, good. He's good.

[Eliot]

I will say our delivery guys put in work.

[Dave]

Yeah, they do.

[Kate]

I don't.

[Dave]

When I saw it was him, I was like, I'm not telling him to stop. He can keep going. I don't give a. It's Friday afternoon. Get a shot. Get a couple shots in. Dude, that rocks.

[Hank]

I didn't know what to expect when you were like, pand him and that was not it.

[Dave]

No, I. When I stood up, I was like, no way.

[Titus]

That's so.

[TJ]

I thought it was going to be Stefan.

[Dave]

And that also would be someone I wouldn't tell to stop, get my head cut off. Chase standing over a putt for a long time when he's down. How. What's the score? You're up three.

[Eliot]

Okay.

[Dave]

He's fighting back. He's fighting back.

[Titus]

Jay.

[Danny]

Get there.

[Eliot]

Jay.

[Dave]

Oh, no. Also, tj how's the pole looking for Jay?

[TJ]

I think it was, like, 60 scoop.

[Che]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, boy.

[Titus]

Oh, tough.

[Dave]

That's not good.

[TJ]

You were saying you can use the back of the putter, just not an emotion that.

[Dave]

Hey, you can't scoop. You can't, like, dig underneath. Yeah, you gotta, like, actually swing at it.

[Eliot]

Oh, great.

[TJ]

Also, I don't know where the barstool mini golf rulebook stands on the PGA rule book, because a lot of people last time would be like, well, you can't do that on Tour. Like, whoa.

[Danny]

Well, this isn't exactly.

[Titus]

That's what Pete would say.

[Dave]

Right. What I want to do next year is I want to play no relief.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Dave]

Zero release, zero relief ever. Play it exactly as it lies.

[Eliot]

Oh, so even if it's outside.

[Dave]

No. If it's on the. If it's on the rubber. If it's on a rock, you just have to hit it, because I Do think it would get it. It would just up the difficulty.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That was the biggest discrepancy.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Jay]

The relief, like confusing people.

[TJ]

It was the word of the day.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Jay]

No reason Mincy couldn't do it himself.

[Dave]

Yeah. No, he had to have someone else. Relief.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jay]

He didn't understand, like the club had to be pointing towards the hole and it was just that distance.

[Dave]

So he had other men relieving. Yeah. Shit.

[Danny]

I'm shocked the video didn't get taken down because his ass was in 90. Bare ass was in a large percentage of the shots.

[Eddie]

And that's on Cody too. Cody.

[Danny]

Cody was getting in there.

[Eddie]

Cody had the camera on him non stop. He was following him throughout the entire course. And Cody's also the guy who filmed Hank taking a piss during the case race. Just run on Hank's dick. And Cody just kept zooming in on the ass crack of Minchi.

[Danny]

I need to see Cody's portfolio.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Titus]

I completely forgot about. About that. The case race.

[Danny]

Oh, such a.

[Eddie]

Such a great.

[Titus]

Afterwards, he's like, look at this. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He was showing people the video.

[Dave]

Cody, put that away.

[Danny]

Put Hank's dick away. Cody.

[Eddie]

I'm being told we have a replay of his butt crack.

[Kyle]

Why would we want that?

[Dave]

Oh, my God. Zooming in. Why is it so flat?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it is flat, but who's zooming in on that?

[Dave]

Why are we doing that?

[Danny]

Is that Cody?

[Dave]

Cody.

[Eddie]

Cody.

[Dave]

Also the.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And standing around those putts.

[Eliot]

KB that feels is UPS guy doing something.

[Jay]

Spider are talking right now.

[Eliot]

Now just ying it up. A FedEx guy.

[Dave]

Yeah, I like this guy. This guy could do this. He has car launch to do this. Made man glove all his 10 minutes. Who cares Y. Oh, hell yeah, Spidey. There you go. Spider.

[Kate]

Wait, is he leaving a you more in,

[Kyle]

man.

[Dave]

Oh, J.

[Eliot]

Wasn't it your Uber driver who's like, can I come in and shoot some hoops?

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eliot]

So this happened.

[Titus]

He didn't really asked.

[Kate]

He was like, I'm coming in.

[Titus]

Yeah, Tate's up 3.

[Eliot]

Happens from time to time.

[Dave]

He's up 3 on 15 every now

[Eliot]

and then I'll get a what are you guys doing in there? Question from the drivers and stuff. Mini golfing.

[Eddie]

Did your Uber driver have a background in basketball?

[TJ]

I can't remember.

[Eddie]

Or was he just like, oh?

[Kate]

He didn't say. He said, yeah, I'm gonna come in, get some shots.

[Dave]

And he did there nothing you can do.

[Kate]

He's like, oh. I said, I'll try to talk to the security and see if they can he's like, all right, I'm. No, I'm just going to come.

[Hank]

Do we keep this stuff here at a storage unit?

[Dave]

It's. It's here. It's in a. I think we store it. Like, we have a little bay over here. Got it. It's all on, like, somewhat close. Yeah, got it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave]

It would be so sick if we. I mean, listen, if battery people ever move out, imagine if we just had a golf, a mini golf.

[Jay]

Or if this is like the UC where it flips from the.

[Danny]

The ice, the basketball.

[Eliot]

We got a claw machine, a mini golf thing. Nick, you could work there for.

[Danny]

I know, I know. Start hosting birthday parties.

[Dave]

That would be incredible if we had to just. Oh, yeah. Let's go play. Let's go play.

[Hank]

9.

[Eliot]

I actually would like to bring my son here after school for some mini golf in a cone.

[Danny]

It's perfect.

[Eliot]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

We have an ice cream machine today. Today. I think they're taking it down tomorrow.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I think it's two now, Wyatt.

[Titus]

Two. It's two.

[Dave]

It's two.

[Kate]

Oh, no.

[Dave]

Oh, wow. Jay, come on. On.

[Eddie]

Come back.

[Eliot]

Che l Tate into a false sense of complacency. This is when he strikes, we do this ad.

[Dave]

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[Hank]

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[Eddie]

We went to a Walmart in the suburbs of Indianapolis over the weekend. Weekend.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Eddie]

And saw Embrace Debate in there. It's very cool.

[Eliot]

That's cool.

[Jay]

Taking over the shelves there. Next game, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you know, got some swimsuits for the hot tub.

[Danny]

Had a day, right?

[Titus]

We.

[Hank]

How can we develop the back over there?

[Dave]

What happened? What a putt. What just happened?

[Eliot]

I think Che had a good putt.

[Danny]

Hole in one.

[Eliot]

Kate seems pretty upset.

[Dave]

Is it a hole in one?

[Che]

No, two.

[Dave]

Come on, chef. Stay in it. I believe in you. Oh, so this is Jay. How many of you down right now? So if he misses this, you're down one. Correct.

[Kate]

Now I'm rooting for Che.

[Dave]

Wow. What were you gonna say, Eddie? Sorry.

[Hank]

The back, like the. The. Our yard, so to speak.

[Dave]

Yeah, I know.

[Hank]

You know, like, what is the perfect use of that?

[Dave]

Yeah. Oh, that's a huge putt.

[Hank]

Oh,

[Dave]

they're getting. This is. This is getting big, boys.

[Eliot]

It is, like, aesthetically cool back there.

[Hank]

Yeah, that's true.

[Eliot]

It looks awesome.

[Dave]

Oh, this is a blind spot for us.

[Eliot]

But there's a ton of horse head.

[Titus]

You got that other kid.

[Eliot]

Oh, yeah, the other stuff. There's a ton.

[Danny]

I also think the cream team dumps their excess cream and it's reeks.

[Dave]

No, that's going to be a problem.

[Danny]

There was, like, a breathing beige blob bubbling.

[Eliot]

Yeah, there's some weird stuff back there.

[TJ]

It's.

[Danny]

It's like rat paradise, though. It's hay. It's ice cream garbage.

[Eliot]

And it's right up to the. Right up against the building.

[Dave]

We're just remaking ratatouille back there.

[Danny]

Really?

[Dave]

Ratatouille. But they become. The rats become barstool bloggers, and they're better than us. Nikki Smokes all of a sudden, starts saying really profound and smart things because he's got a rat under his hat.

[Eliot]

Yo. Girls are like a mouse trap for real.

[Danny]

Oh, did he give you an update on his videos? Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, he made it. He made them. How?

[Danny]

How?

[Titus]

They're. Yeah, okay. Yeah, they're smokes videos.

[Danny]

Good metaphors.

[Titus]

The one that I assigned him was. Was not very good, which was tying in post nut clarity with.

[Dave]

Hold on, Che.

[Titus]

A Friday. That's not a payday.

[Danny]

Okay, Okay. I gave him. Being a sophomore in college is like the game show network.

[Titus]

He actually. He actually. He actually kind of killed that one.

[Dave]

Really did. Yeah. That's incredible.

[Titus]

He had. He had some good word play on that one.

[Kate]

Okay, you got a line there.

[Dave]

Check. What Ch. Tate's up one one. They're on 17.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Dave]

Oh. All right. Tate kind of going back to dog.

[Eddie]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's trending towards dog.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Get ready for it. I love when he. He celebrates like an NFL street character. Yeah, he's about to do it.

[Dave]

He gives. Yeah, he does. Like a. A chest pump, then a. Let's go. Be great, be great, be great. Here we go. This is a big butt on the 17th, down one. Games. Miss the p. Steven Ch.

[Kate]

Match.

[Eliot]

Is that it?

[Dave]

No. I might make them play best out of three. He's going to be so mad if he loses us. Although he's kind of won because. Oh, that's it.

[Titus]

That's good.

[Dave]

Oh, that's good.

[Titus]

Damn.

[Dave]

Damn, Che.

[Titus]

That's game.

[Dave]

Would you like you have a. In your. In your contract? You have an automatic rematch clause.

[Che]

Yeah. 36.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Che]

Feel good enough?

[Dave]

Okay. All right, go ahead. Go back to 1.

[Titus]

36.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah, he said automatic rematch clause. Go back at one.

[Che]

Should we play this? We do 36 or no?

[Hank]

Yeah, because he stays up.

[Dave]

Yeah, you can play this. You can see if you get a home one. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

But only do it.

[Dave]

We'll go cumulative score. No, we'll keep this same score. You're up too, Tate. Play this and then play all 36.

[Titus]

You're up to go up three here if I loot.

[Dave]

No, no, it's. It's a continuous game. It's gonna be 36, Tate. I'm taking away dog. All I care about dog. Shit's gone. And this is double or nothing on the second one, right?

[Che]

All right.

[Dave]

All right. Double or nothing. Yeah, yeah. You'll start. You'll start square on the first hole.

[Kate]

Shay, are you sure?

[Danny]

Wait.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Do you really think you'll win?

[Che]

I'm rolling.

[Danny]

You're rolling now.

[Dave]

Oh, he's rolling now.

[Kate]

All right.

[Dave]

But you have to beat him by more than whatever you lose by here.

[Tate]

So is it continuous or not

[Kate]

one?

[Che]

Nothing.

[Dave]

All right, so it is continuous score.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

So I'm up two if you went.

[Titus]

You're only appointed.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Him on this hole. You're up three. Going.

[Dave]

Going into one. Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Love it. He's rolling now, guys.

[Titus]

Absolutely rolling.

[Dave]

Maybe he's right about the warming up. Oh, great shot, T.

[Titus]

Oh, yes.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Dave]

Pay me, pay me. Kate, make fun of me real quick, man. Tate, you.

[Danny]

Me.

[Dave]

Wow, Tate, what a shot. Danny's broke. What a shot.

[Eliot]

Okay. Oh, okay.

[Dave]

Who would have thought that I would win both the. Over one and a half and under two and a half. Yeah. Yeah, buddy.

[Titus]

And.

[Dave]

Oh, no, no tie after nine.

[Titus]

But Steve's rolling now, Tate.

[Dave]

Yeah, Steve's rolling. You're only up three.

[Titus]

He's got. He's got you right where he wants you.

[Dave]

No, you keep going. Just keep going. I. I need. I need Tate to win. Beat him again. So the. The I'm rolling is just like the most ridiculous comic.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Now I'm back to rooting for. For.

[Danny]

For double.

[Dave]

But it's. We're keeping score as three up.

[Eliot]

Oh, so it's not over yet. We don't have to pay up yet.

[Dave]

No. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

[Eliot]

Yeah, we do.

[Dave]

Unless you want. You're. Yeah.

[Eliot]

Double or nothing.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I'm out.

[Dave]

I'm out. Whoa, man, that was good.

[Hank]

What a hole in one hit that yesterday old win.

[Dave]

I know, right? Where was that yesterday? Team Max. He's the best there.

[Eddie]

Also, there is something to like, people were practicing for five hours yesterday.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Beforehand.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Eddie]

So I can see Chase logic in the sense that, like. Okay, yeah, now he's warmed up.

[Titus]

Yeah. But Deutsch practiced more than anybody.

[Dave]

That was. That was the only time I was nervous against Lucas was right before we started. He's like, big cat's got three kids at home. He went home and did dinner. Oh, he just hit a home one hole in one. Why are you looking at me? He's mad at me. I can tell. I know my ch. All right. Tate's up too, but yeah. So Lucas was like, yeah. He went home and did dinner with his wife and kids. I practiced the whole time, and then I was up three in three holes, and I was like, okay, I don't have to worry.

[Eddie]

He was essentially calling you a loser and trying to guilt trip you for having a family.

[Dave]

Yeah. Family. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And then I beat his loser. Absolutely beat his brains in. He was trying to get me to bribe him, too.

[Jay]

Are we doing the hole in one bet again?

[Dave]

I'm out. Oh, Che is rolling.

[Jay]

They cat.

[Dave]

No. Oh, damn.

[Hank]

All right, fine.

[Dave]

I don't care. Yeah, one chicken CL or nothing under two and a half.

[Jay]

Okay, but he already got. He already got one.

[Hank]

Martin, fly.

[Dave]

Oh, he already got one. All right, I'll still take it.

[Jay]

I voed you 100.

[Dave]

No, no, I already did.

[Jay]

Oh, Kate, make fun of.

[Danny]

Yeah, Danny's hurting right now.

[Eliot]

Make fun of.

[Dave]

All right, so, yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll it back to you if you. If he. Two more.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Dave]

I need two more.

[Titus]

He just won two holes.

[Dave]

I think he just won two holes. I think he's down one. I think he's going.

[Titus]

He's rolling. I think he's actually rolling.

[Dave]

And I'm going to have to say dog again.

[Kate]

This Tate.

[Danny]

Yeah,

[Dave]

he's going to be back to dog.

[Hank]

It's going to show him.

[Dave]

It's going to kill him. This is where I. I shouldn't get in the Che business because, like, we laugh about him being like, I didn't warm up. And then he's going to come in here and be like, I told you. I didn't warm up and then I won the next 18 by seven strokes.

[Danny]

You'll never learn.

[Dave]

No, I keep falling for the same

[Danny]

track every single day.

[Dave]

Every single day.

[Titus]

Day.

[Dave]

That's all he does to me. How's dog back? Dog shit's back on the table. Me, it's back on the table. I missed the FedEx guy. What else we got going?

[Hank]

You do an icecon?

[Dave]

I'm going to attempt to. So I got a little bit of a conflict now because Wisconsin's in the national championship.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Are you to going going?

[Hank]

I'll be at DraftKings tomorrow.

[Dave]

Okay. Yeah, I got to figure it out. What time's that?

[Hank]

One to three.

[Danny]

Greer's in town for Icecon as well.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He's wearing a J.J. mcCarthy High School jersey.

[Danny]

Nazareth.

[Dave]

Yeah. Greer came in for Icecon.

[TJ]

Yes.

[Eddie]

The event of the year, dude.

[Hank]

The Icecon people. I went to chasing goals, which is not Icecon. Don't confuse it with Icecon.

[Danny]

So wait, can you tell me the difference Difference between chasing goals in icecon?

[Eliot]

And can you also summarize what icecon is for someone who should know but maybe doesn't in a few short sentences?

[Danny]

Not Kate, but for the viewer.

[Eliot]

Right.

[Hank]

IPCON is an event put on by Elio, who does gambling content for us, Dave's best friend. And everybody meets up before at a bar, in this case the drafting sportsbook at Wrigley. And then after you go to whatever game of the city you're in and then you root for the over in goal scored.

[Eliot]

Baseball game or ice hockey. Icecon.

[Hank]

Yes.

[Dave]

Okay, so Elio just bets overs.

[Eliot]

Okay.

[Dave]

He. He like the ice people. I'm an ice person. I bet every time he tells me to take an over. And so he's got a following. And then once a year they do a big festival where they just go to a game and root for the over.

[Eliot]

Oh, it's not just them. It's like outsiders can do an.

[Hank]

Oh, like this is a bit. I went to the. I went to chasing goals in St.

[Dave]

Louis, which is Icecon.

[Hank]

No, it's not ice.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Danny]

Icecon has to have Dave, right?

[Hank]

Yes, Correct. Dave was upset that they.

[Dave]

But Dave's not going to be here.

[Hank]

No, he's.

[Danny]

So this is an ice con.

[Dave]

This is chasing goals.

[Hank]

It's a good point.

[Dave]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Weren't they having a problem this year or. Or maybe it might have been a concern potentially.

[Danny]

The.

[Eddie]

The fact that they're icecon and they're the ice people and Elio wears a shirt that just says Mr. Ice.

[Dave]

I think grocery store.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Che]

Yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

I heard that they normally do something on the Jumbotron where they say like welcome the I. Whoa. Maybe that that wasn't gonna happen at this one.

[Danny]

Yeah, understandable. Yeah.

[Dave]

I actually be funny if like I might dress up as an ice. Like ice officer. Like what the ice people are here

[Jay]

to do some chasing.

[Danny]

I thought goals was a term for.

[Dave]

I know Dave would have absolutely loved what just happened to me at the supermarket. This woman came up to me and my 6 year old son and said I was a piece of. I said, are you talking to me? She said, you're a disgrace of a parent. She pointed towards my sweatshirt. I said, no, I just tried to get lots of goals. Mr. Ice. Elio's the man. Y. Nick, I'm gonna eat a Reese's. Can you read the Reese's ad?

[Kate]

Gladly.

[Dave]

I love Reese.

[Titus]

Me and Danny.

[Danny]

Me and Danny have been eating them over here. Sharing.

[Eliot]

Do you guys know the correct method? I know they say there's no wrong way. You eat around the outside and then you eat the peanut butter middle.

[Dave]

Oh, see, I did this. This is what I would used to

[Hank]

do as a kid.

[Dave]

I'll show you. Read it.

[Danny]

Yes. Remember school lunches as kid a kid and those times you scored Reese's. You were basically in kid heaven. And now you can go back to the same feeling. Reese is dropping two limited edition cups. The return of Reese's Strawberry, PB&J and the all new Reese's marshmallow cup. Younger, you would have done anything to get one of these. Luckily, as an adult, you can anytime, any place that you want. But it's only for a limited time, so grab one before they're gone. Reese's cups. What's the way you do it wrong?

[Dave]

I eat out the middle.

[Che]

Wait, really?

[Danny]

Is that like. Is that tongue? Is that your tongue there?

[Jay]

How you do that?

[Danny]

Push that out.

[Tate]

Push it out.

[Dave]

Damn.

[Eliot]

I do opposite.

[Jay]

Kate's got to be turned up.

[Dave]

Oh, we're perfect together. K. Perfect. And my hazel eyes.

[Danny]

Wait, you brought up his eye color?

[Dave]

Oh, yeah.

[Che]

Multiple.

[Eliot]

It's. The lighting under the train tracks is incredible is what I'm saying.

[Dave]

It's like a ring cam.

[Eliot]

It's fantastic. If anybody needs Instagram both.

[Danny]

So. But you're not attracted to him?

[Kate]

No.

[Che]

All right.

[Danny]

You think he's ugly.

[Dave]

What?

[Eliot]

It's just the way his eyes glisten in the sun as the metro line goes over to the shadows.

[Dave]

Rats gorge on ice cream.

[Hank]

I want to check that out. It's that disgusting. This ice cream.

[Eliot]

Go look back there.

[Danny]

I saw it last summer and it was like taking a life.

[Dave]

Yeah, but Eddie, if you want to take on the. The task of making that aachi court, I. I give you my full backing. Okay.

[Hank]

I think we're perfect for having a tournament in June.

[Dave]

Talk to b. Like, we could do it. Build a box with some. Yeah, we go clay.

[Hank]

Yeah, we could. Crushed oyster.

[Danny]

Whatever's crushed oyster is the best.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Only other note, mosquitoes are going to be a problem to get a spray guy too.

[Dave]

That's all right.

[Jay]

I don't know what I can and can't say, but I think there's already someone up to something back there.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Jay]

So there they might be.

[Dave]

Say.

[Jay]

Well, I think you know.

[Dave]

No, I don't.

[Kate]

H.

[Jay]

Okay, well, tell me the person I might know rhymes with smt.

[Dave]

Oh, what the is Sante doing?

[Eliot]

Yeah, trying to smile. He doing?

[Dave]

I don't know.

[Jay]

Oh, h. Maybe this is like an ask for forgiveness type thing. They're. They're trying to just revamp back there.

[Dave]

What's a What?

[Jay]

Just to like, cut all the grass. Make it like maybe a grilling area.

[Dave]

Oh, that's fine. Yeah, Yeah. I mean a grilling area in a botch again.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Go hand in hand.

[Eddie]

I thought.

[Jay]

I thought it was like a ice marriage. Maybe more of a city problem.

[Dave]

Oh, maybe possibly kind of a grill that area back there.

[Danny]

Have you guys seen the recently. There's a Christmas tree up there that's illuminated.

[Eliot]

They decorate it every season. It's cute.

[Danny]

Oh, I never noticed that. I saw it for the first time last night.

[Jay]

What were you doing hanging out back there?

[Danny]

My Uber was parked back there.

[Dave]

Interesting.

[Danny]

That's what it's right there.

[Eddie]

Eddie, when is botchy season? Is there a season for. It is just whenever it's nice weather out or.

[Dave]

Oh, it never stops.

[Hank]

I'm year round.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah. Around. Okay.

[Hank]

Indoor in the winter and spring and fall and then outdoor in the summer.

[Dave]

Summer.

[Eliot]

That's how I made all my friends in New York City. Indoor bocce league. Great people.

[Danny]

I used to get my ass kicked at Union. Union Park. Union Square Park. Used to get my ass kicked by these old Italian men. Me and my pops.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jay]

For no reason or were you playing bocce?

[Danny]

I was playing bocce with them and then they would beat me up.

[Hank]

We should try to go to the thing in Wheeling this year.

[Che]

You want to do it?

[Hank]

I would.

[Danny]

I would like to Italian festival this summer.

[Hank]

Yeah, it'd be fun.

[Danny]

Let's do it.

[Dave]

Uncle Doug just texted me.

[Danny]

Oh, I don't know who that is.

[Eddie]

From Mississippi.

[Eliot]

Brandon's uncle.

[Dave]

Dad, Big cat. Uncle Doug. Tell Brandon to get me a master's T shirt. Threaten to put him on the reserve teams Bosco Mints if he don't. I told him, but he won't do it for me. See you in a few weeks. Uncle Doug.

[Danny]

Doug's coming?

[Dave]

I guess so.

[Eddie]

Breaking news.

[Dave]

The reserve team Bosco slash mint. I love Uncle Doug.

[Titus]

Huh?

[Dave]

Why would Brandon not get Uncle Doug a master's shirt?

[Eddie]

I don't know. Do you guys keep in touch though,

[Dave]

you and Uncle Doug? I.

[Eddie]

Or is that the first text in a while?

[Dave]

First text since August. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Although Brandon probably doesn't have his phone right now. Probably has a migraine.

[Titus]

Yeah, Brandon. Brandon has his phone. Brandon's back at the hotel.

[Dave]

Probably.

[Eddie]

Yeah, maybe.

[Hank]

Is he going all four days?

[Dave]

No, just today and tomorrow. Or yesterday. No, wait, today's Friday. Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yesterday hands the tickets off to Caitlyn.

[Danny]

Yeah, Caitlyn and Mince.

[Dave]

Yeah, Caitlyn Mince.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Dave]

Oh, I'll text Caitlyn that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. She get one?

[TJ]

She might be approaching the doors now. I think she said that they were going to try and do it hand up a handoff Friday afternoon. Cuz Brandon said he was going to leave at like 2pm on Friday.

[Titus]

Oh, there you go. Yeah, he's.

[TJ]

Which is like now.

[Hank]

Have you been Big Cat?

[Dave]

No.

[Hank]

No.

[Dave]

I don't know if I want. I want to go, but I don't want to go because I think it

[Hank]

would change your life.

[Dave]

Oh, the Masters is. I shouldn't go to the Masters. I'm not Masters worthy.

[Jay]

You think?

[Dave]

No, you almost not true. Doesn't like respect golf enough.

[Hank]

I went to a practice round and I didn't really know what's going on.

[Dave]

Yeah, no, I mean, I know what's going on. Don't act like I'm a child, Eddie. What's this ball they're hitting?

[Titus]

You could figure out the rules, I think Dan.

[Dave]

No, but I'll also say I do want to go someday. I've been to two US Opens. Golf in person. Sucks.

[Titus]

It sucks.

[Dave]

It's so bad because you just. You can watch one hole. Yeah, but I know Masters is different. I. Everyone has told me. It's incredible and I get it. I do want to go and.

[Hank]

But just as like respectfully as a phone guy, like I wonder if you'd walk out of there being like, whoa, you know.

[Dave]

Yeah, I, I Wish they did. On. I'm texting Brandon and Caitlin. Nice job, Eddie. He just texted me. I think they should try to do that in more sporting events. It'd be cool. It'd be awesome if Wrigley somehow could do it, but I don't. They obviously can't, but.

[Eliot]

Well, did you see that there was a tweet? Of course I fall for everything, but it was a retweet of the map. People turning in their phone at the Masters and it was like there is an actual stadium either. I don't know if it was baseball football that is going to attempt this for a game this year. I love that I can see a baseball phone free night actually doing really well. And I would love to go to.

[Danny]

Yeah, it would be fun.

[Eliot]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Kate Chick Fil a I think is doing a thing where if you turn in your phone at the start of the meal and you sit down and have a meal, you get free ice cream for the.

[Eliot]

Yes, you do.

[Danny]

That's great.

[Dave]

Hey, what's up, Hank? Hey, how we doing?

[Danny]

Big winner.

[Dave]

Great.

[Titus]

How are you?

[Dave]

Great. We got a match going on. Big match.

[Jay]

Have there been any more hole in ones?

[Dave]

Just decide who's dog. Come here. Take. Yeah. Tate claims he's not dog. Dude, I said so this all.

[Danny]

I would.

[Dave]

I would bet on. This all started because I. I said the. You were very close to losing the entire entire mini golf match on Wednesday because I almost proposed when KB was saying Tate shouldn't be on our team. I almost proposed trading Tate for Eddie. We would have won with Eddie instead of Tate. Probably State's dog. Yeah. You can't use specific three holes on the 18 and had two hole. What's the score now? We're tied. Okay, you got to warm up. Oh, can you play this? Can you play the. I want a ruling. Can you play the. The shot? The chase shot. TJ for Hank. Give me a ruling on this, Hank. I'll say this, too. Me and P. PFT and Titus. The first round, they smoke smoked us. Me and PFT went to 18 yesterday.

[Kate]

The round we had versus PFT and Tate.

[Dave]

We smoked them. Yeah. It was dog. All right. Watch this. Is this a scoop or is this a chip? That's a scoop. Yeah, That's a scoop. 100.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Everyone on the chat is saying it's scoop.

[Titus]

That's a scoop.

[Dave]

We put up a poll.

[Che]

You can see the club be awake.

[Dave]

That doesn't mean it's not a scoop. Dude, dude, you have to. You went underneath like that. You scooped it.

[Che]

Why Are you doing this when I'm playing? Well, you bet money on it.

[Dave]

All right. Sorry. All right. Thank you, Hank.

[Jay]

Welcome.

[Dave]

I appreciate it. I think this Titus just so upset you shaved. Is that one of those, like, you're

[Titus]

down so bad my mustache held. You tire off yourself. I'm learning.

[Dave]

People are pissed.

[Titus]

People are rioting.

[Kate]

I just.

[Dave]

It's like when Sass, like, had that Dave and then shaved his head. It's like I just went home.

[Kate]

I was like, we lost. I can't.

[Dave]

I can't live with this version of myself. Yeah.

[Titus]

I went three zero Sass on the record.

[Danny]

Unrelated. That he shaved his head.

[Dave]

Yeah, totally. Unrelated. Just happened to me.

[Titus]

I gave myself mvp.

[Dave]

I didn't know you did that. That's great. Congrats.

[Titus]

Gave myself MVP of the entire tournament.

[Eddie]

Well, you started to say that Max should be mvp, and then you were like, actually, no, I take it back.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Cuz Max lost.

[Danny]

He did.

[Eddie]

You were 3 0.

[Titus]

I was. I would have had an opportunity to hit a hole in one on the 18. I would have done it.

[Eddie]

It's true. Very true.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But Donnie wasn't feeling well.

[Dave]

Max is the best. You knew it was in from right here.

[Eliot]

He was throwing rocks and stuff. He was.

[Titus]

He's the perfect guy to have made it.

[Dave]

He really is. That's like, I. I honestly. I would have been a sore loser with anyone else. Let's go. I had the biggest smile on my face. He's the best.

[Eliot]

When's his bachelor party again?

[Dave]

May 1st.

[Eliot]

Oh, it's coming up quick.

[Danny]

Did any of your, like, whales that you were trying to get RSVP?

[Dave]

No. Damn. Jerry OConnell will be there. Okay.

[Eddie]

It's a great clip of him earlier.

[Dave]

Yeah, he'll. He'll be wearing that. Possibly Verlo, possibly Stanford.

[Kate]

Steve.

[Eddie]

Love that.

[Dave]

I guess Big Dom is still a question.

[Danny]

Okay. Okay.

[Dave]

That'd be cool.

[Hank]

Be awesome.

[Dave]

Big Dom would be sick.

[Hank]

And all of PMT is going.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Awesome.

[Dave]

And Jack McCarthy and Chef Donnie.

[Che]

Nice.

[Dave]

So that will be. And Max's brothers.

[Hank]

Nice.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Have you met Max's brothers?

[Dave]

Yeah. Do they. They look like AI Max in. If Max was like a regular working person.

[Danny]

So, like, cleaned up.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But do they have the fuse of Max?

[Dave]

I think so.

[TJ]

That's good.

[Dave]

Yeah. And there's like a m. There's like a. I don't know, not like a huge chance. There's a chance that it could be Sixers Celtics or Sixers Knicks.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Dave]

Which would be awesome.

[Eddie]

I don't know about that one.

[Dave]

Yeah. I don't think the sixers are good

[Eddie]

enough, but would be appendicite. Yeah, he just gets the worst luck. It sucks. I came across the. The video of Max. I was clearing out my camera roll the other day, and I still had the video of him catching the hot dog from the ceiling.

[Dave]

Yes. What a day that was.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, I totally forgotten about it. But that probably was a top three day in this office.

[Danny]

Oh, Connor.

[Eddie]

Dude, that was. Everybody in the office was.

[Dave]

He might be right. He might top right.

[Eddie]

The camaraderie that day where we had people up in the balcony, balcony, and they're on FaceTime and they're saying, hey, you know, Donnie, like, you got to move the hockey stick a little bit over to get to the hot dog. And he's up in the rafters on the forklift and everything. Then we have Max underneath.

[Danny]

It was awesome.

[Eliot]

I remember the forklift company thought we really destroyed it. Quigs this video. And they came and sent somebody here,

[Dave]

let's just say this, Nick, like, in hopefully many, many years from now when this is all over and we make, like, a highlight tape or, like, I'm turning off the lights for last time. That will hustle 100%. Be there.

[Titus]

Sure.

[Eddie]

But top three, everybody in the office stopped what they were doing.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

To come all together and help get the hot dog down from this.

[Dave]

And we had the camera on the hockey stick. It was the submarine and Titanic.

[Tate]

Like this.

[Dave]

Oh, no. Been trying to get this dog down for about 30 minutes. Bring the toe of the stick down a little bit.

[Danny]

It's pretty good.

[Dave]

Yeah, that thing we had sand lot. I, I, There was. I hope this, in this clip, when we had, like, Remember, we put the camera up there, we had, like, eyes on the dog.

[Eliot]

Dog. You're right. Eddie,

[Dave]

stay on the path. Yeah. Donnie. Just being like, I know how to do this. Oh, my God, you're so hot.

[Danny]

Give me some.

[Hank]

Give me some.

[Dave]

Yeah, this. This is where it got so good. Oh, we got dog. We got dog. That's it. That's the. Come on, Nick.

[Danny]

It's good.

[Dave]

Just keep doing it. This is the slide.

[Danny]

It's coming.

[Dave]

Slide, slide. Look at his face off. Look at. Good. That's my. That might be my favorite Max ever. He spikes the hot dog. He takes a bite of it.

[Danny]

Look at everybody.

[Dave]

Yeah, here it is. Can you go back to his face right away? That was the joy of, like, a little toddler who, like, no one's ever been happier ever.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Eliot]

I also think about the original darts Day Max video.

[Dave]

Oh, the energy.

[Eliot]

Darts. Darts. Darts. And I feel like that's the energy he's going to bring to his bachelor party.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

I feel like you guys are going to have a good time.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

When we were talking about icecon, I was going to ask about that is darts day. TJ maybe could answer better. Is that just not a thing anymore? Is that not happening?

[TJ]

Us all moving Kind of did it the first year, but they also moved dart stay to the back half of June instead of the front half of. So now it backs up to 4th of July break. So most people are going on vacation or anything. Anyway, that week.

[Eddie]

That's Cody's wedding.

[TJ]

Yeah. So it's double diet.

[Eliot]

Remember you guys used to have dudes shopping day. I like that too. Is that still a thing or no?

[Eddie]

No, I don't think so.

[Dave]

Shopping day was great.

[TJ]

Shopping day was great.

[Dave]

I was always.

[Danny]

Did you sponsor one of them?

[Dave]

I did. So I just gave them money and they just put st. Blue coffee in. The tweets got us nothing.

[Hank]

The itinerary for the bachelor party sounds awesome.

[Dave]

There he is. We're going. We're going to the sphere for fish. I got a suite. We're doing cabana for derby day. Two cabanas win golf dinner. Possibly strip club win golf on some Sunday.

[Hank]

Perfect.

[Dave]

Yeah, perfect. It's gonna be awesome. I'll do it up for my boy because I'm not going to PFT and I are not going to be attending his wedding because he's doing a. He's doing a destination wedding over July 4th, so I can't make it. So I want to, you know, are

[Hank]

his buddies going to be at this one or just.

[Dave]

No, just his brothers. I told him he could bring a couple buddies, but he said, I think he's doing one in Philly in a couple weeks.

[Hank]

Got it.

[Kate]

So.

[Dave]

But I was like, yeah, if you. If you have a couple, like best friends you want to bring. He's like, I'll just bring my brothers. So worked out. Perfect. That's cool. All right. The.

[Jay]

The.

[Titus]

We're.

[Dave]

We're getting the. The shirt for. For Uncle Doug.

[Eddie]

Love it.

[Danny]

Kyle, I've started planning yours with Mac.

[Kate]

Wait, really?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He text me.

[Kate]

Why not ask me what I want to do?

[Eliot]

That's really thoughtful.

[Kate]

No, that is. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Any hints?

[Danny]

I just said drinks and weed.

[Dave]

You want me to play more? I'll do one for you. Where you want to go?

[Kate]

I want to rob home runs.

[Dave]

We can absolutely do that for you.

[Danny]

We reached out to Recording studio.

[Kate]

I do want to rap. Yeah.

[Dave]

Wait, we should do.

[Eddie]

Do that.

[Dave]

We should just get. Let's just find a little league field and let you just rob home runs.

[Eliot]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Mlb.

[Dave]

Oh, okay. Wrigley.

[Danny]

I was like, do you want to rob Wrigley?

[Dave]

You know, I was thinking, can we. Can we roof ball again this year? There's enough time passed since the last one.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'd love to play.

[TJ]

Hey, what do you seen A house.

[Dave]

We got a roof ball. That was so fun.

[TJ]

Every time we ask for a house, we don't get anything that could even possibly. Possibly be a good house.

[Dave]

And. And now because, you know, last time it was. There was controversy. It was like trying to blend content competition. Now we have an umpire that we can hire. We can bring at any time.

[Kate]

Right.

[Eliot]

Fifteenth sport.

[Dave]

Yeah, it'll be perfect for.

[Eddie]

It would be.

[Dave]

That was. That's. He's the perfect guy.

[Danny]

And then winner goes off to Portland.

[Eddie]

What a trip.

[Dave]

Someone send us a good ball house. You know, someone watching this right now has a good roof ball house. I can guarantee it. And you're holding it back from us. Do we know what the score is, Wyatt?

[Titus]

Score?

[Dave]

Tate's up three total. Oh, it's up three this round, Even on this. Yeah, but you're.

[Hank]

You're.

[Dave]

You're dog Che. We're.

[Che]

We're getting to my holes.

[Dave]

He's getting his holes.

[Titus]

Holes.

[Dave]

He rearranged the.

[Titus]

Rearranged.

[Dave]

Texted our. Our team yesterday's saying I just. They just rearranged or I just rearranged some holes. I just immediately was like, congrats, J.

[Kate]

Those holes.

[Dave]

There you go, J. I think Tate just got a 3ch's going to blame me for saying the scoop. Oh, that's brutal.

[TJ]

There are these guys that built a replica of the original roof ball roof. I think this is in Ohio somewhere.

[Dave]

Oh, wow.

[TJ]

There is fabrication out there to. To just build the. The exact roof we're looking for. But you need, like, a low level with a pole near the wall, but not against the wall. Like most of the. The roofs we get. It's like the chimneys up against the wall. That does nothing for us.

[Dave]

Right.

[TJ]

Or if it's up against the edge because you can't throw it around.

[Eddie]

It was way too easy to get around the last.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah. I mean, if the. The scoring is different, that's just.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that is the.

[TJ]

You know, it is what it is. But yeah, we're looking for something like this.

[Eliot]

If there's a roofing company out there, you could. That could fit in here.

[Dave]

We actually talked about building it. Yeah.

[TJ]

Over the golf zone.

[Dave]

Oh. Yeah. But the. It's too. Like there's not enough space. But that was definitely part of the original.

[Titus]

Here goes the scoop. Chase. Scooping.

[Eliot]

Oh, it worked.

[Kate]

Scooped.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

Oh.

[Dave]

Whoa.

[Che]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Whoa.

[Dave]

Chase mad.

[Danny]

It makes me uncomfortable when Chay's mad.

[Dave]

I know. But I also kind of get off on it.

[Eliot]

You made me do spaghetti.

[Danny]

That me up.

[Dave]

Kate.

[Eliot]

It me up. Dude.

[Danny]

I like apologized to him afterwards.

[Che]

Why?

[Dave]

Why?

[Titus]

What happened?

[Danny]

I tried to give him advice. You're telling me to hit it into a tr. Big cat. Maybe go out there and calm him down.

[Dave]

It's so funny. Mini golf.

[Che]

I don't. I don't want wife to tell me how to play.

[Eliot]

How.

[Dave]

How many you got?

[Che]

One. I'm a.

[Hank]

This.

[Titus]

That's all she was doing.

[Eliot]

He wrote us a three page pamphlet.

[Dave]

Well. Oh. Oh, that's bad.

[Tate]

Yep.

[Danny]

Not dog.

[Dave]

What were you doing there? That.

[Danny]

I love how competitive Steve is. Yeah. Actually everybody here is.

[Dave]

It's to a fault.

[Kate]

It's weird. Yeah.

[Eddie]

But that's what makes.

[Kate]

Does make it that.

[Eddie]

That's why people tune in.

[Danny]

Did Wyatt tell him to do that?

[Jay]

He's.

[Hank]

Rob home runs.

[Che]

Huh?

[Dave]

Think about it.

[Titus]

He's gotta think about it. Did Wyatt tell him to do that?

[Kate]

What?

[Hank]

Head one of rob home runs?

[Kate]

Yeah. It was inspired by the. The dude who did Joe Adele.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Kate]

I got excited about that.

[Danny]

It was sick.

[Kate]

But then I got sad because how many outfielders get the opportunity to rob home runs?

[Dave]

All.

[Eliot]

All of them.

[Kate]

Not really. You gotta like.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Hank]

There are certain stadiums you just can't

[Kate]

rock if you're really good at robbing home runs. You just have to like, stand out there and pray. And a lot of times you probably go in nine innings without a robbable home run.

[Danny]

But in like a career, you have

[Kate]

your chances, but not enough to do three.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like.

[Kate]

Like these guys are the best at their craft. I want to see see them.

[Danny]

So do you think parks should be

[Titus]

more robable or there should be like

[Kate]

some home run derby for outfielders?

[Che]

Wow.

[Kate]

They hit him a bunch of like robbable home runs.

[Titus]

Didn't a kid try to rob a home run in a home run derby?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Titus]

Isn't that. Did he succeed? Yeah, he. I feel like he did succeed vaguely.

[Danny]

Like, was it last year?

[Jay]

Yeah, yeah, it was recently.

[Kate]

I feel like these guys are so good at defense and a lot of them have to stand out out there.

[Danny]

There should be a home run derby

[Kate]

for a victim of circumstance.

[Hank]

It's a good point.

[Kate]

Like being polyglots in Nebraska, you gotta hope to God that a Tanzanian rolls up to Omaha so you can flex your Swahili. Like how many. It's just like how many home runs or even hits would make for a great play.

[Hank]

I mean, I do wonder, like you said, he robbed three in a game. Is there someone who played like, like a six year career that never had the opportunity to even rob?

[Kate]

That's what I'm saying.

[Danny]

Like a no robbing opportunity career.

[Hank]

At least like less than three in like five years.

[Eddie]

If you're the left fielder of the Red Sox. Right.

[Dave]

You're screwed.

[Hank]

Yeah, yeah, but there's road games.

[Eddie]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But it does have to be a perfect opportunity. They know what they're signing up for.

[Kate]

I think defense should be more, I don't know, tested or.

[Hank]

I agree with you. At the very least, there should be

[Kate]

an all star because like, if you are like unbelievable, like you have the ability to rob home runs, make diving catches, but you don't get the opportunity, like your career comes down to how good you are at hitting.

[Hank]

It's a good point.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You could do it. Like I used to do in my old job. I used to do it over like cubicles. It was a lot of fun.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

We call it the Tory Hunter challenge.

[Eddie]

What was your old job before this? Great name for the challenge, by the way.

[Hank]

Yeah, it's great. It was. I worked for a sports network.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Hank]

And it was all online. I was a pa. Gotcha. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Two down or three down?

[Titus]

I think he's three down with three to play. He's gotta. He's gotta have this one land on the top of the volcano or it's over, I think.

[Dave]

Oh, nice shot, J.

[Eliot]

He did.

[Danny]

We'll never know.

[Titus]

What's the score?

[Dave]

Tate is up four overall. One on these 18.

[Jay]

There's only been one hole in one.

[Danny]

So Kyle rapping, robbing home runs. Is there any other opportunities you want? Oh, I also. I also told Mac to look for a masseuse.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kate]

Perfect. Swedish.

[Danny]

The sweet massage or the person?

[Kate]

Swedish. Swedish massage.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Dave]

Tate is. Or Latino chased. Oh, how do you miss that Chase? Testy right now. He's in. He's in. He's in. Look what you made me do. Spaghetti.

[Danny]

But that's. I don't like that. Ch.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Talk about your own.

[Titus]

Yeah, and he was mad cuz Wyatt was telling him what to do on the.

[Dave]

I don't like unsolicited advice.

[Titus]

That's interesting.

[Danny]

The guy who made the printer, who made the.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eliot]

The.

[Kate]

The.

[Titus]

The four page report on every hole that was just not right. I think included notes such as look out for the massive rock in the middle.

[Dave]

I think what we have to root for here is for Che to win this 18 somehow, and then I can force them to play another round. We'll end the show. But they could just.

[Kate]

Just play a third round.

[Dave]

Just.

[Kate]

Cue ball.

[Dave]

Got him.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Eliot]

Oh, okay.

[Dave]

What is he doing? What is he doing?

[Jay]

Me.

[Titus]

What was that?

[Tate]

What is that?

[Dave]

What was that? Jay, I made it very clear.

[Che]

Would you use the club anyway?

[Dave]

Oh, okay. You made that clear. He did make that very clear. Did I not?

[Danny]

He did say was it very clear, Tate.

[Dave]

He knew he was going to have to use as a pool club at some point.

[Tate]

All right, we got 18.

[Dave]

All right, I'm plus four. Plus one.

[Tate]

Correct. So this is.

[Che]

So is this. You can line up on anyone or. We're doing middle.

[Dave]

Middle.

[Che]

Okay.

[Dave]

You need two hole in ones.

[Jay]

Two hole in ones.

[Che]

Legendary.

[Titus]

Missed it.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Danny]

Oh, thanks for nothing, Tate.

[Jay]

Oh, no, thanks for absolutely nothing, Tate.

[Eliot]

Sorry, D.

[Jay]

Okay. Give him hell, Steve.

[Dave]

Ooh. Left himself alive. This is the putt White Socks Dave missed. Still can't believe you missed that.

[Danny]

People are believing that tweet at.

[Hank]

I know there's.

[Dave]

Clean up the p. There's like, random people. What is that?

[Danny]

That brother in renal failure. Why the Is brown?

[Hank]

I need that to take off in circles.

[Dave]

Oh, man.

[Jay]

I'll give you. Who made that for you.

[Dave]

Thank you.

[Hank]

Quick.

[Dave]

What is that brown?

[Titus]

What is he looking at Steve doing?

[Tate]

He said, if I'm going down, I'm going down. Playing Steven Shape.

[Titus]

What? What has changed about this hole?

[Che]

I'm stepping on the rug because this one's a little. Has a little lip. That one doesn't. This is a more comfortable way to go.

[Dave]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

All this for a five down four holes. It's over.

[Che]

No, we bet this round.

[Titus]

Oh, okay.

[Che]

So this better?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Che]

Right now you're up one. Correct.

[TJ]

Tate just pulled it up right away.

[Dave]

Walked over and pulled it back up. What'd he do?

[Kate]

Oh, wait, wait.

[TJ]

Jay just stood on one spot for, like, 30 seconds. Tate just walked right over and pulled it back up.

[Dave]

Oh, no, I take. Wait, did you.

[Titus]

Did you pull that up right away?

[Dave]

You have to play that back.

[Titus]

You didn't see him just pull it up.

[Che]

Pull what up?

[Kate]

You pulled up.

[Che]

What'd you pull?

[Jay]

The carpet.

[Dave]

The.

[Danny]

Look at the. But you were tamping down.

[TJ]

Tay was. I mean, Chava.

[Titus]

Look at this. Watch this, watch this, watch this.

[Hank]

Watch.

[TJ]

He walked away from it and immediately

[Kate]

just pulled back out.

[Dave]

That's exactly where you hit it.

[Che]

Foul play.

[Dave]

No, you're foul play. You're the one kid T. You tamp him down. I was, yeah. There's no difference. What he's doing is no different than what you're doing.

[Jay]

You can tamp down, then he can tamp up.

[Dave]

Yeah, that's up. No, that's really not equal. You're. You're manipulating the course. Then he manipulated it back.

[Danny]

Is that on the star Steve Rules for the.

[Jay]

Not for Steve.

[Dave]

So, Stephen, you need to a hole in one here?

[Titus]

Yep.

[Dave]

Oh, yeah, I guess. Oh, that change? Oh, yeah. Twice, preferably. Well, no, that was his first shot already, so it's not a hole in 1D.

[Jay]

I already BMOed you.

[Dave]

Not even close.

[Titus]

Oh, this is the shot.

[Dave]

Oh, no, the chip. Don't scoop. Do not scoop like you scoop like last time.

[Che]

Hit it like that.

[Dave]

Yeah, but don't scoop. Well, I. I'm telling you not to scoop. Have it on the club. No, dude, watch.

[Eliot]

Dude, he's going to freak out.

[Dave]

He's going to give me a ball

[Kate]

if I had the ball.

[Titus]

Give me the ball. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't hit my ball.

[Kate]

Did he already lose?

[Dave]

No, I didn't.

[Che]

That's exactly what I said not to.

[Dave]

This. This is.

[Che]

That's a scoop.

[Dave]

This is a non scoop. You got to hit it. That's why I did hit it. That's why I did it down.

[Titus]

You got it, Shay.

[Dave]

You got this.

[Titus]

Che, do it like you did last time.

[Dave]

Just don't scoop this time. This would be incredible.

[Jay]

He's going to do exactly what he did last time.

[Che]

Isn't.

[Danny]

You guys see Ichiro's statue getting us?

[Dave]

That was not a scoop. That was not a scoop. Rob McIntyre me. Holy.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Dave]

Oh, no. Dog.

[Danny]

Turbo.

[Dave]

Oh. Jay or Tate. You are not dog. I apologize forever insinuating that good golfer Che. You are. Are Turbo Dog.

[Che]

No, I'm not.

[Dave]

You just got worked twice.

[Che]

I lost on the first one.

[Dave]

The second one was very close, but no, you. But you lost both.

[Che]

Semantics.

[Dave]

You lost by five on certain semantics.

[Titus]

Said you lost.

[Dave]

Semantics.

[Che]

I. I played very good for.

[Dave]

Come back. Come back in here. Chad.

[Eddie]

I'll head out. Thanks, guys.

[Che]

Probably.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

What happened to each row?

[Danny]

Yeah, they unveiled a statue today, and as they were pulling the. The whatever. The blanket off of the top of it, his bat snapped off. No bad look.

[Kate]

Poor guy in Seattle or.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Tate. Not term. Not dog.

[Tate]

Thank you.

[Dave]

That.

[Tate]

That means a lot to me.

[Dave]

Here we go.

[TJ]

Oh, no, no.

[Dave]

Bouncing around.

[Danny]

That's a. I thought statues were way tougher than that.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Think papier mache.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Danny]

We need to get a statue out front of something.

[Eliot]

Yeah. There's that space.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Ch. Your Turbo Dog.

[Che]

No, I'm not. I, I, I started off and I played terribly. I had a chance to step on Tate at 8.

[Kate]

Step on him.

[Dave]

But you lost both times.

[Che]

Way too black and white.

[Titus]

But you don't.

[Che]

What?

[Dave]

Wait, there's winners and losers.

[Che]

Yeah, I know. I lost.

[Titus]

You're saying Tate is good and so are you. He's just a little bit better.

[Che]

I never, I never said Tate was bad. But when Tate and I were heated in this room off camera and I was yelling at him, he was like, I'll sit out you go. And I was like, no. I was like, I don't think that's the right move.

[Dave]

First 18, who won? Tate, who lost?

[Che]

Me.

[Dave]

Second 18. Who won? Tate, who lost?

[Che]

I did.

[Dave]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Che]

Just because it one person doesn't have to be Turbo Dog.

[Titus]

Do you think

[Dave]

that's what you were playing for, though?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

You were playing for. You were playing for Turbo Dog.

[Che]

I wasn't doing that. I did not agree to that.

[Danny]

Would you do a solo match right now to prove that you're not solo dog?

[Titus]

You think you could shoot under par on the entire course?

[Kate]

Do you? Better make a move now. You're going to get the belt.

[Dave]

No, not all the parts are.

[Titus]

No, they're part three. 18's a part three. There's a lot of part threes.

[Che]

No, I didn't notice any of them. Do, I mean, did we keep score about that? What, what were my scores?

[Titus]

I don't know. That's what I'm saying. Do you want to go do a round right now by yourself?

[Dave]

I actually kept your score. Hold. Why hit sentence me. He was keeping score. Tate, you shot a 37. Che, you shot a Turbo Dog.

[Danny]

Oh, too far.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You can't go home for the weekend.

[Dave]

Go out there as a Turbo Dog.

[Kate]

Not Turbo Dog.

[Titus]

Go under par on the court.

[Che]

I don't, I don't, I, I.

[Dave]

Do you think that if you played Tate again right now you beat him?

[Che]

Tape played. Well, I think, I think they're close. I think both of the matches were close.

[Dave]

Do we have any like 9 year olds you could beat?

[Che]

I tell you what. I whipped up on some 9 year olds back in 2005.

[Dave]

I know you did. I know you did. That's my guy.

[Che]

Some 12 year olds, actually.

[Dave]

Next year, mini golf we should do this. No, we should just have. No, it's just the Che Invitational. It's only nine. That would actually be an electric yaksh stream. Che playing against 109 year olds.

[Tate]

Great idea.

[Dave]

Oh my God. Would that be great.

[Tate]

It be like their birthday party.

[Dave]

I'm doing that next year. We got to find 109 year olds that are willing to to play in a on camera mini golf tournament. And they play you. It's the Che invitation. Tell me people wouldn't tune into the table. Tie your own shirt.

[Titus]

Yeah. If you lose, you have to tie their shoe.

[Danny]

All nine flawlessly in a row.

[Dave]

Line them up.

[Kate]

I would love to see him.

[Dave]

Oh my God. I'm so mad that we didn't think of that till.

[Kate]

I would like to see him win but like in a tiebreaker and then

[Eddie]

celebrate it against a nine year old

[Dave]

girl with like details and she has

[Kate]

to hold her iPad to go on it between hole her.

[Dave]

Her mom gives her a juice box at the turn. Try to get that blood sugar up. Yeah. Nine year old in pigtails and like a K pop demon hunter shirt. And Chase going fist pumping in her face. Let's go.

[Che]

To be fair, it was mainly boys in 2005.

[Dave]

Okay, we could do that. We can make it a boys club.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Dave]

Mainly boys means they're wearing were a couple girls.

[Che]

What's that?

[Dave]

Mainly boys. Meaning there were a couple girls. Another way to say it. There was at least a couple girls.

[Danny]

It was like 80.

[Che]

80, 80 to 85%.

[Dave]

Okay. We can keep it true to form. We've got eight boys. Two. Two girls, nine year olds. Check birth certificates as they come in. Jay Invitational.

[Danny]

I really like that.

[Dave]

You gotta win.

[Che]

I have nothing to win. Like I.

[Dave]

No, you do.

[Che]

Is it lost?

[Dave]

Oh, wait, hold on. You Stephen Che are not going to celebrate a win against nine year olds. Oh yeah. So you have something to win. Yeah, you absolutely have something to win.

[Titus]

Fair.

[Dave]

I'm so mad.

[Eddie]

We can't.

[Tate]

That's a good idea.

[Dave]

This is going to be great.

[Danny]

This might need to be next week.

[Dave]

The Che Invitational is going to be electric.

[Hank]

Are they going to be like kid golfers or just. Actually no.

[Dave]

Just regular kids.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Che]

No golfing experience.

[Dave]

No golfing experience at. At all.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Jay makes one of them cry. Oh.

[Hank]

All right.

[Dave]

Good show. Good week. Let's spin the wheel. Tj, Eddie, Titus will be out. So you and Dana miss you guys fill in. Cool. Next week.

[Eliot]

Happy vacay.

[TJ]

Sorry, Stefan.

[Dave]

Yeah, sorry Stefan. All right. See everyone.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Time to talk shop or do Yankee

[Danny]

Bob is the act.

[Dave]

It's the actual weekend.

[TJ]

Love you guys. Bye. See you tomorrow.