Steven Cheah Got Brandon A Scavenger Hunt As A Gift | The Yak 6-11-26

Summary

The Yak - "Steven Cheah Got Brandon A Scavenger Hunt As A Gift" | June 11, 2026

Episode Overview

This chaotic edition of The Yak features the usual crew—Big Cat, Brandon Walker, Kate, Nick, Dana, Rone, Lil Sas, Steven Cheah, plus special guests Matt Olson, Kyle Farmer, and Dylan Lee of the Atlanta Braves. The episode is a classic Yak blend of absurdity, sports banter (mainly NBA and MLB), inside jokes, and guest-driven fun. The central thread is Steven Cheah’s "gift" for Brandon—a scavenger hunt for the "key to Norfolk, Nebraska"—but the show also includes MLB "Gauntlet" challenges with the visiting Braves and dives into everything from dog periods to the NBA Finals.

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Main Segments and Key Discussions

1. NBA Finals Chaos, Cheah’s Bets and Dog Update

• 00:06-15:55
  • The crew marvels at the Knicks' historic comeback in the NBA Finals, with much banter about wild predictions and Cheah’s bets.
  • Cheah shares his "big announcement": "My dog got her period." (08:13)—a recurring bit that derails the panel with grossed-out reactions.
  • Cheah details the logistics of handling a dog's heat, including putting “little boy underpants on her backwards” (09:01).
  • Many tangents follow about NBA comeback metaphors, 60 frames-per-second video, and random side jokes.

Notable Quotes

• Big Cat (06:38): “Biggest comeback in NBA Finals history. To then get Cheah on the path to go watch his team win the championship and make his prediction of Knicks in 5 true…”
• Cheah (08:13): “My dog got her period.”
• Dana (10:25): “I don’t want to be here right now. I don’t enjoy this. I don’t think this is a good segment.”

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2. Welcome Braves! MLB Gauntlet Showdown

• 17:13-56:00
  • Braves players Matt Olson, Kyle Farmer, and Dylan Lee drop by for extended banter, jokes about spring training mishaps, travel suits, and Atlanta stories.
  • The group debates the hardest thing in sports; baseball’s “hitting a fastball” is deemed supreme, but “baseball players don’t look like top athletes” is playfully revisited.
  • The group runs the infamous “Yak Gauntlet”—an in-studio challenge combining physical feats and trivia.
    • Matt Olson sets near-record times but is thwarted by a typo (“Queen” as “Queeen”) by producer TJ (32:37, 33:13).
    • Hilarity ensues over the trivia question: “Name three body parts with three letters,” with Kyle Farmer’s answer “clit, nose, nip” causing a near riot of laughter (41:59, 72:02).
    • Other challenges: Braves' obscure trivia knowledge and the panel lovingly roasting their performances.

Notable Quotes

• Matt Olson (29:59): “I joke around with the strength guy I’m the most athletic unathletic guy ever.”
• Big Cat (33:22): “That was incredible, Matt—that’s a record!”
• Kyle Farmer (41:59): “Clit, nose, nip!”
• Brandon Walker (72:12): “It was body parts with three letters and he went clit, nose, and nip.”

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3. The Scavenger Hunt — Cheah’s Norfolk “Gift” for Brandon

• 75:08-104:07
  • Cheah presents Brandon with a mysterious box he claims contains the "key to Norfolk, Nebraska." Inside: only a note, clue poem, and a challenge to retrieve the actual key—in person—from Norfolk (76:16).
  • The man behind the prank, “Nick from Norfolk,” calls in to explain that no one gets the key without visiting (100:40).
    • Offers Brandon the chance to surf on the downtown river, see the Johnny Carson statue, etc., and promises to “roll out the red carpet.”
  • The team delights in the elaborate "gift," and Cheah sheepishly admits he was duped by the city’s clever twist.

Notable Quotes

• Dana (76:16): “No key rests here. Within this space though one awaits in another place. This empty box is but a clue. Norfolk holds the key for you. Whoa.”
• Nick from Norfolk (100:45): “I respect Mr. Walker…but no one’s going to get a key to Norfolk, Nebraska without coming to this great place.”

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4. Wandering Banter and Miscellaneous Yak Bits

• Throughout
  • Prior night’s adventure at a “magic mansion,” where magicians repeatedly placed shrimp on Connor’s shoulder, is recounted (62:36).
  • Unhinged discussions about pet bodily fluids, trivia about body parts, and “bingo cards” for recurring Yak behaviors.
  • Serious cereal debates: Is Frosted Flakes the GOAT? (105:01).
  • Day trading ads, UFL “beer snake” plans, and photo pose strategies—"suck your cheeks in," “flex and fold arms,” etc.
  • Mushrooms: Several minutes are devoted to whether Reed should try shrooms “with a girl” (108:10).

Notable Quotes

• Brandon Walker (62:36): “I went to a magic mansion and you’re asking trampoline size?”
• Cheah (108:10): “To be with a girl on shrooms…just to, like, see her, like, curves and beauty, you know?”

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Highlight Reel - Most Memorable Moments

• Dog Period Confession: Cheah’s nonchalant announcement (08:13) wins “dumbest update of the week” and sets the episode’s tone.
• Yak Gauntlet Chaos: Braves’ trivia (“clit, nose, nip!” at 41:59) nearly fractures the group with laughter.
• The Norfolk "Key" Climax: Cheah’s present turns out to be an IRL scavenger hunt, sparking roast and admiration for the well-played Nebraska tourism scheme (76:16, 100:45).
• Photo Pose Tips: "Suck your cheeks in" leads to a competition of face contortion and self-conscious flexing (116:31).
• Random Yak “Bingo”: The crew decides recurring bits could fill a Dana & K bingo card (107:32).

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:06-15:55: NBA Finals/Steven Cheah’s Bizarre Announcement
• 17:13-56:00: Braves visit, MLB chatter, Gauntlet challenge, trivia mayhem
• 75:08-104:07: The Norfolk Scavenger Hunt and call-in with “Nick from Norfolk”
• 62:36, 108:10: Magic Mansion recap, shrooms & photo pose discussions
• 105:01: Cereal GOAT debate

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Tone and Language

As always, the vibe is irreverent, ridiculous, sports-obsessed, often crass, and fully self-aware—classic Yak.

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For New Listeners…

This episode is a quintessential slice of The Yak: sports meets absurdity, guests up for anything, and a running bit that pays off with a ridiculous scavenger hunt. If you like your sports podcasts with zero respect for the fourth wall (and plenty of poop/silly body part talk), this is a must-listen.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Che]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Che]

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[Dana]

Are you serious?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Big Cat]

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[Brandon Walker]

and if you win, you can fuck me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's actually a fact.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Anyone could really fuck you. But this.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah, Yeah. I mean this, there's another word for it.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This person gets the front of the line.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dibs. First.

[Dana]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

You're gonna be buying up your own product.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I might try to get my own golden tickets.

[Brandon Walker]

You can have me whenever.

[Big Cat]

Lay some hammer.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, it's a power dynamic, dude.

[Big Cat]

As. As a wise philosopher once said, if the. If the Knicks can come back from that deficit, I could put meat on anything. Wow.

[Dana]

That's true.

[Kate]

Wise.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Sweet.

[Dana]

Yeah. Who do you think it might have been?

[Kate]

You think?

[Nikki]

I hate to admit this, I might have tossed the mute button on Nikki lately.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

So I didn't see it.

[Big Cat]

It's just every single event is just, if this can happen, I can do meat on anything.

[Zach]

Oh, say that specifically.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he specifically said that.

[Brandon Walker]

But that is, like, a cool way to go through life. If they cure cancer and you're just like, oh, my God, I can any I want.

[Zach]

That's more of an analogy for, like, coming back from something.

[Big Cat]

I. Yeah, I don't. If Chud the builder can say it, I. I could.

[Brandon Walker]

On anything.

[Zach]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

the Knicks can come back from 39 in the NBA Finals. I can put meat on anything. Smokes,

[Reed]

shout out. Nestler.

[Zach]

Wait, was it 39?

[Dana]

No, no, 29.

[Zach]

Not at all.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, 27.

[Dana]

29.

[Kyle Farmer]

29.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. We could put meat on anything.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Just as Stephen Che predicted. This guy possible.

[Brandon Walker]

Che, you owe me one unit.

[Big Cat]

Why are the.

[Dana]

Why?

[Big Cat]

What's going on there?

[Che]

No, no,

[Big Cat]

wait.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you cut your hair in the middle of the series?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Dana]

It looks good.

[Big Cat]

It looks good. FPS 60. He's middle of the series.

[Dana]

He's getting ready for them fat women in San Antonio.

[Brandon Walker]

Those boys are crystal in there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What is. Did I say it wrong?

[Dana]

TJ, 60 FPS.

[Kyle Farmer]

You got.

[Nikki]

That's close.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Reed]

Other words, there's.

[Big Cat]

What is the difference, TJ, what are we doing?

[Dana]

What are we working about 30 FPS?

[Zach]

We're more fluid.

[Reed]

We're twice as as fluid.

[Brandon Walker]

You boys in there, everybody. We're moot.

[Dana]

We're more fluid.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Reed]

These cameras have the viewers at home are seeing twice as much yak per second.

[Brandon Walker]

Holy. So we only need to go an hour.

[Big Cat]

Wait, does that mean we've, like, if

[Kate]

I do we look uglier?

[Big Cat]

Do I have twice as much meat?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Well, no. It's wiggling fast.

[Reed]

It would take twice as many frames to show your meat.

[Dana]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

If his meat was moving, you'd be seeing more meat per frame. More frames of meat.

[Dana]

Seeing quicker meat.

[Reed]

Normally, when you're watching the act, there's 30 little pictures that are put back to back to make up one second of video. Now there's 60.

[Nikki]

If you were to fuck to completion, it would be 30.

[Zach]

Oh, it's frames per second. Yeah.

[Nikki]

You know, instead of a minute, you

[Brandon Walker]

say it cuts it. Yeah, I get it.

[Nikki]

If you were to. To completion on camera, it'd be 30 seconds instead of a minute.

[Zach]

You guys are misunderstanding this completely.

[Kate]

So if.

[Dana]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Aren't you. Aren't you a video guy?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a second.

[Nikki]

I don't know. I don't. I don't know any of the. The technical stuff. I just edit. I'm not good at the technical stuff.

[Big Cat]

I don't understand.

[Kate]

Wait, can you explain the benefit of it?

[Brandon Walker]

We look better.

[Reed]

It's clear.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Yeah, it's good. It's a good thing.

[Kate]

Is. Is that a good.

[Zach]

Why is that a good thing?

[Big Cat]

No, that's a bad thing.

[Kate]

Exactly.

[Nikki]

It's a good thing for the viewer.

[Brandon Walker]

Zoomed on you counting pores.

[Kate]

Slap the.

[Big Cat]

Our imperfections.

[Kate]

Slap the filter on, mama. No thanks.

[Dana]

Look at that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we close that, Jacob.

[Nikki]

It's good for the viewer. It's bad for us.

[Reed]

Not in higher resolution. It's just. There's more frames.

[Kyle Farmer]

Okay.

[Kate]

I still.

[Reed]

So camera.

[Big Cat]

No one can understand anything. We could stretch. Nothing has changed.

[Dana]

There's better cameras. Guys. It's better. Better.

[Big Cat]

Shit.

[Dana]

Better.

[Zach]

That's it.

[Dana]

That's it.

[Big Cat]

Better quality.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Anyway, back to Che. It is his world. The biggest comeback in NBA Finals history. To then get Shea on the path to going to watch his team win the championship and make his prediction of Nixon 5 true all along.

[Zach]

Truly miraculous almost.

[Brandon Walker]

How many years of Steve have we had? Year of the Steve. Because it feels like he has a

[Dana]

lot of good years as the Bucs championship.

[Che]

2020. Yeah. Or technically the year was 2021, but. Yeah. Say 2021 ain't part of the show since 2018.

[Dana]

So two Steve.

[Zach]

That's the biggest thing that's ever happened to you. Right?

[Dana]

Wait a second.

[Che]

Yeah. I have a big announcement.

[Dana]

You have a big announcement?

[Kate]

What?

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Are you prepared?

[Che]

I don't think you guys are prepared. It's something we talked about on the show. A momentous day in the Che household today.

[Big Cat]

You lost your virginity?

[Che]

No.

[Big Cat]

You told your wife you're gay. Guys, get in on it.

[Brandon Walker]

Get in.

[Kyle Farmer]

Wait.

[Big Cat]

Get on.

[Dana]

Did you tell your wife you're gay?

[Kate]

Hit a smaller dog with a golf club?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Dana]

A second flood has hit your house.

[Che]

No, but I. It's closely marked as.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

You finally were diagnosed with autism.

[Dana]

Oh, we're having fun.

[Big Cat]

Free. Get in. Get in.

[Dana]

Diagnosis.

[Big Cat]

She's about to say.

[Zach]

Just say it.

[Nikki]

You're not Asian.

[Big Cat]

Good answer.

[Dana]

Good answer.

[Kate]

You felt a poop come out of your butt.

[Che]

My dog got her period.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what the. That was what it was.

[Kate]

This guy still get coming. He still got me.

[Nikki]

What's wrong with you?

[Che]

I. I told you, I'm not prepared for that. I woke up and it was like, all right, here we go.

[Big Cat]

But if. By the way, I think this whole conversation confirmed the autism thing.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Monumentous day.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I mean, do when she's on her period.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. Why ask questions? That's about it.

[Che]

Put little boy. Little boy underpants on her backwards to have the tail.

[Big Cat]

You're such an. Dude. Why did you say that to us?

[Che]

Well, we talked. We talked about. We. We had talked about on the show. I was like, what's going on at. What happens when this happens?

[Brandon Walker]

Can we have the Atlanta Braves guess what happened in Chase house this morning?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You put little boy underpants on him.

[Che]

Yeah, back.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what?

[Dana]

That's what he just said.

[Big Cat]

Backwards.

[Dana]

Little boy underwear.

[Big Cat]

But why little boy underpants?

[Che]

So they fit, but then the tail goes through like the. The wiener.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what.

[Che]

That's what the dog doctor said.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait, Che. You said you weren't prepared for this, but you said you weren't prepared for this months ago.

[Che]

Yes, but I brought up on the show, so I figured I'd close the loop.

[Kate]

Did you have, like, a dog period? Go bag ready.

[Che]

No. No. Quite surprising, but, yeah. I mean, I. I knew. I talked to the. The vet a couple months ago. Be like, what happens when this happens? And I brought up on the show.

[Dana]

Stop. Why are we talking about this?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Why are we actually discussing it?

[Che]

It was a life update we had talked about on the show.

[Dana]

Wanted to give you guys the update.

[Big Cat]

Walk us through, step by step, second by second. How this happened. Give it to us in 60fps. Woke up this morning.

[Che]

Woke up this morning, was snuggling the

[Big Cat]

dog in one second.

[Che]

I got out and was like, what the hell is that?

[Big Cat]

Shay just told us about his dog's period. Daddy's trying to give me a cheeseburger. No, Johnny, I gotta run.

[Reed]

So you want me leaving the kitchen for you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Did you only make me one?

[Reed]

I know this is yours.

[Big Cat]

Did you make two? You only made one?

[Dana]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Just give it to me. You put ketchup on it. All right, thank you.

[Dana]

Hey, Chef.

[Brandon Walker]

What's up, Chef?

[Dana]

How are you?

[Big Cat]

It's good, thank you. Thank you, chef. All right, go ahead.

[Che]

Step by step, asking for a ketchup on a day like today.

[Dana]

I don't want to be here right now. I don't Like, I don't enjoy this. I don't think this is a good segment. I'm opting out.

[Big Cat]

His team just had the biggest comeback in the NBA finals history.

[Dana]

This is a bad.

[Big Cat]

Leading with his dog's period.

[Dana]

This is a bad segment.

[Kate]

God damn.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm real over stimulated right now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it feels like we haven't even started.

[Brandon Walker]

No, this is pre show banter.

[Che]

All right, we're done. We're done with that. We're done with that.

[Big Cat]

No, I want. I want.

[Dana]

I want.

[Big Cat]

I want to know what happened.

[Che]

But nothing really happened. You just see it and that's it.

[Zach]

Did you show your kids?

[Dana]

They were.

[Che]

They weren't. They weren't there. I FaceTimed my wife. I was like, face. Oh, what are we doing now?

[Big Cat]

Was it on a rug?

[Che]

Bed sheet.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, ruined.

[Che]

No.

[Dana]

Ew.

[Che]

Throw it away.

[Zach]

That's way grosser.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, still perfectly good.

[Big Cat]

Get rid of it, Trey.

[Nikki]

I think my dog's been coming on me a lot.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Big Cat]

I can't.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, take me.

[Big Cat]

Don't beat the Braves.

[Nikki]

I. I don't know what it is. I. I don't know what dog come looks like, but it's like I keep getting this yellow stain all over my shirt. It's not piss. It's like slimy. I know it's not. It's nuts, man.

[Che]

It is.

[Nikki]

He keeps humping the out of me.

[Zach]

Is that slimy?

[Nikki]

I. I looked it up, but I hope he doesn't have like a bacterial thing or something. But it's just like, it's yellow and

[Big Cat]

dude, the Knicks just had the most comeback of all time. What are we doing? Dog come. What are we doing?

[Nikki]

I. Yeah, I was disgusted.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

No.

[Big Cat]

What are we doing?

[Che]

Crazy comeback. Insane.

[Big Cat]

Do you disavow the fans throwing eggs at Wemby's head? Yeah, that's up at some point. Do you think there's maybe. It's maybe just not one fans now that we've.

[Che]

Yeah, no, it's. It's a. I'm not saying it's the majority, but there are group. So when I saw this, I thought that it was like a beer can or soda can or something like that. That would be horrible. Egg is definitely less worse, but still bad. They could trim.

[Big Cat]

Like, I think it hit the. I think it hit the street sign, not him.

[Che]

Oh, really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't think it hit him in the head because he didn't react like it hit him in the head, but it did crack near his head. Watch this. See?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Che]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

Misses head. I Mean, it doesn't make it better.

[Che]

Yeah, no, it's.

[Kate]

It's.

[Che]

That's up.

[Big Cat]

That was the most shocking game.

[Brandon Walker]

I like, unbelievable.

[Zach]

I only watched the last five minutes,

[Big Cat]

but yeah, I was just sitting. Sitting at the couch like, what is happening? What is happening? What is happening?

[Nikki]

You could. You could kind of feel it was coming too, like, pretty early.

[Big Cat]

You could, but you also couldn't because it was like the Knicks had to play their asses off in the third

[Nikki]

quarter to cut it to 15 and miss.

[Kate]

Yeah, I thought they were dumb for.

[Big Cat]

And the spurs are so dumb and young and stupid and. Oh, Wendy, so dumb.

[Che]

Free throws.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Che]

And I think they win the game if Kat doesn't tip the inbound pass because Stefan Castle was open.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Or if Aaron Fox doesn't have the two worst possessions you could possibly have.

[Che]

I was the last, like two minutes. I was like standing up in my regular floor living room watching it. And when Josh Hart missed that last, I crumpled to the ground because I

[Nikki]

thought that was like regular floor.

[Big Cat]

Josh Hart got saved by Dear and Fox.

[Zach]

You think Dear and Fox went unconscious or he wanted to be the hero who made the shot?

[Big Cat]

No, well, he. He made two.

[Dana]

Fuck.

[Big Cat]

He. I actually the second fuck up was worse than the first.

[Zach]

The one where he took the layup with six seconds.

[Big Cat]

That bad? But I also understand his momentum's going towards there. Like he's lefty.

[Zach]

Kind of like that attitude.

[Big Cat]

The him helping. He would. He got caught ball watching on the last possession. He just started helping on Jaylen Brunson. When you have Victor Wembanyama playing him on the perimeter. And then his guy, OG just ran, sprinted from the three point line and tipped it in. If you just put a little bit of a body on OG there, he doesn't get that tip. That was Dear and Fox's fault too.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

And he's their vet.

[Dana]

He is.

[Zach]

I've heard of him.

[Big Cat]

I mean, he's not like old, but he's.

[Brandon Walker]

He feels like he is, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's what, like 20, 26.

[Dana]

Yeah, 26.

[Big Cat]

Which is old for the Spurs.

[Nikki]

Yeah, it was smart by like, people are kind of shitting on the Brunson shot. But, like, no, it was smart because Wemby was out and with Wemby so far out.

[Kyle Farmer]

Nope.

[Nikki]

Like. And he's the only guy that's gonna grab a rebound.

[Big Cat]

I actually, I don't know if this is giving too much credit to Brunson, but I actually think that part of the shot was as soon as is Dear and Fox Came over.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's like, they, we, we. They don't have the numbers on the rebound.

[Nikki]

Rebound.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You have enough time, it either goes in or you have a really good chance.

[Che]

I think he got a little shell shocked from the possession before because like they same exact thing. Had the chance to essentially win the game. And he gets bait into almost a 24 second violation and turns over. Yeah, I think I was like, first good look is going up and he. I mean it was a clean look. It was from 32ft.

[Dana]

Probably crazy.

[Che]

Incredible. Incredible fitness.

[Big Cat]

And it's over

[Ethan]

now.

[Zach]

Che, what did the Knicks coming back to win due to the monetary and sentimental value of your upcoming ticket?

[Che]

Monetary value increase greatly. Just because I did bet nixon5 and then also bet. I bet basically the exact results of the games after game two. So I think if they win it's.

[Zach]

It's.

[Che]

If they win on Saturday, depending on who's mvp, I'll clear between five and seven grand.

[Zach]

Yeah, but it's just such a bigger game. Yeah, it's like the biggest game ever. It's like having it.

[Che]

We're gonna be in the building with the trophy. Whether it comes out or not is up to the players on the court. But I mean we're gonna be there with that. That's exciting. So I can't wait. Memes and Zach and I were texting a lot last night and it's just. It's surreal. I mean that game was the most Dead game I've ever seen.

[Brandon Walker]

Or so you thought.

[Zach]

Compare the difference of the game in terms of musicians you're going to see live

[Che]

for games four and games five or first half, second half had they

[Zach]

lost compared to now that they won.

[Dana]

Gotcha. All right.

[Che]

If they had lost would be like seeing I'm gonna don't be compared to one that I've been to. So this would be like seeing you don't have Daisy and Alicia Keys live in Times Square, which. It would be an amazing thing. It'd be huge. It would be very New York. But I feel like now that they won, this is like the peak. So I'm going to see Metallic at the Sphere. It's that okay.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Zach]

That was good. Yeah.

[Nikki]

Bas.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Welcome. Hi.

[Reed]

Hi. Hi.

[Che]

Some lineup. Braves players stop now.

[Kate]

Matt. Kate.

[Matt Olsen]

Hello. Nice to meet you.

[Che]

Awesome.

[Big Cat]

Al Farmer and Dylan Lee too. Come on in, boys. Yeah. Dana. Just hang out. How you guys doing? Great.

[Brandon Walker]

Very good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Go. Headphones on.

[Kate]

Hello. Welcome.

[Big Cat]

Happy you guys come by.

[Dana]

Yeah. Braves. Oh yeah, look at us.

[Big Cat]

Brandon's done.

[Dana]

That's my team always been my team never.

[Brandon Walker]

Braves won. Dolphins too.

[Big Cat]

Are you guys wearing the same.

[Dana]

Wait, what's going on?

[Matt Olsen]

I didn't have to match, but these are like travel suits. We're going straight to the.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice. I just noticed that.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah, they let us travel comfy now.

[Kyle Farmer]

That's for sure.

[Big Cat]

Here, put the mic in front of you. Right there. That one.

[Nikki]

That might be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Who's your favorite brace player?

[Dana]

Dale Murphy. Okay, right now or right now? All time? Right now. Probably my guy right here.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Who is the dude who got stuck in traffic?

[Dana]

No, it's Austin Riley. What am I talking about? He's Mr. Mistake Guy. Yeah, it's Austin Riley.

[Dylan]

Sorry, traffic.

[Zach]

There's a picture. Who got stuck in traffic on the highway and showed up real late to his start.

[Dana]

Really?

[Matt Olsen]

This year? Oh, yeah. No, this is like way back, right. It's like somebody got on 285 and just kept riding it around. That's like the.

[Dana]

It.

[Matt Olsen]

It's a circle around Atlanta. And he kept looking for the exit

[Zach]

and oh, he couldn't find.

[Matt Olsen]

He just kept searching. I heard about that.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that counts.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're always talking about that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was like I actually have before.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Who was it? Oh, who's the former Cub who he played for? He pitched for a million teams. Why can't I. I'm blanking on his name. He threw no hitter and had nine walks. I think this is gonna blank me. But he. He missed the Cub spring training game because he just like. He got lost and it was just like. How did you get lost? You go to this. You go to the facility every single day. I can't remember. I'll come up with it.

[Dana]

Well, there was the one. Also the story one time didn't. Was it Freddy that got stuck on in the ice storm and Chipper had to get on the four wheeler and go get him.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Which I never knew that.

[Zach]

That these are all very funny scenarios, but they're not good like tails. They probably were way better at the. In the moment.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're right. They don't live on in. In saying them five years later doesn't sound that cool. Just get off the highway, dude.

[Big Cat]

Edwin Jackson, he played for every pitch

[Dylan]

for a lot of. Yeah, everyone, everybody, everyone.

[Big Cat]

I think he had. Yeah, no hitter with like seven or eight walks.

[Nikki]

Just like.

[Big Cat]

What's going on?

[Dylan]

Well, so the Freddy thing was during the snowpocalypse in Atlanta.

[Dana]

That's right.

[Dylan]

Where like the traffic was terrible. I was stuck in. I live in Atlanta, not The traffic. You were there, too. Probably.

[Big Cat]

But you live in Atlanta.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

That makes sense.

[Dylan]

Well, I live in Valdosta, Georgia, now, but I grew up in Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. I was gonna say my wife lives there. To be a brave and live in Atlanta.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

No, it's pretty ideal.

[Big Cat]

That'd be crazy if you're like, I live in Cincinnati, but I played super commuter.

[Zach]

But did you say you live in Valdosta?

[Dylan]

Valdosta now, yeah.

[Zach]

So isn't that pretty far?

[Dylan]

3 and a half hours. But, you know, you rent a house in Atlanta.

[Zach]

You ran out.

[Dylan]

My parents still live in the same house I grew up in, though. I mean, I played against him in high school.

[Dana]

Oh, really?

[Matt Olsen]

Y.

[Zach]

That was. It's a big football town, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Lounge County. Yeah. Big time title town.

[Big Cat]

Matt, by the way, I didn't ask this. Are you gonna. You're gonna be a Hall of Famer?

[Dana]

It's a good question.

[Big Cat]

I think you are. I saw some stats the other day, and I was like, oh, that also, my friend's gonna be a Hall of Famer.

[Matt Olsen]

A long way to go.

[Big Cat]

But, I mean.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You know what? Let me be the first to congratulate you on making the Major League Baseball welcome.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Nikki]

Agree

[Zach]

on a monumentous day, too.

[Brandon Walker]

What's today, Jay?

[Dana]

God damn it, Kyle.

[Che]

My dog got her periods.

[Matt Olsen]

Congrats.

[Big Cat]

You guys didn't think that was gonna be what was said, huh?

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Dylan]

Damn.

[Kate]

He's been waiting for a while.

[Brandon Walker]

And you'd think it would get everywhere, but no. You put little boy underwear on the back of the dog on backwards, so you could put the tail in a little. Little pee pee hole.

[Nikki]

Y.

[Brandon Walker]

But again, congratulations to you.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah. Hall of Fame, though. That's. That's also.

[Dylan]

Are you breeding this dog? Is that the thing?

[Brandon Walker]

It's not my dog.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Steven. No.

[Che]

Just want to get our spade. I have to wait till the first.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Oh, geez.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to wait.

[Big Cat]

Perfect reaction. Oh, geez. Oh, geez.

[Che]

Is that.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, Jay. Did we.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that a rule, Steve?

[Big Cat]

He's our special boy.

[Che]

It was the advice from the doctor. Just part of life.

[Dana]

Okay. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just part of life. Just part of life. How's. It's fun having a team in that's doing really well. I know you guys lost last two, but you guys still have the best record in baseball.

[Dana]

I think so.

[Matt Olsen]

I don't know.

[Dana]

Actually, I think so because we had,

[Big Cat]

like, the Rockies in last year. That was tough.

[Dana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dylan]

I was on the Rockies last year.

[Big Cat]

Were You. Why didn't you come in?

[Kate]

You.

[Big Cat]

Some of the guys came in. It was like, August. I think we made a deal with them. We're like, we'll make a deal with you. Like, we won't look at the. The standings anymore.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

I probably had. Was having a bloody Mary or something.

[Big Cat]

It was not fun.

[Dylan]

No, it wasn't fun.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Doing. I mean, they're beating the Cubs right now, so. All right, you guys want to do the gauntlet? We have a lot of MLB players who've done this.

[Che]

Let's do it.

[Big Cat]

Who's. Who's the best MLB player?

[Dana]

I think it's Hicks, right? It might be Liam Hicks. I believe is.

[Big Cat]

Look at the whole. So this. How many have we had?

[Dana]

Oh, wait. So Sean Burke. Got him.

[Big Cat]

Go down. Zach Agnos. Dude, we've had a.

[Dana]

All of them guys. Pretty much every MLB white guy.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Skeens was bad.

[Matt Olsen]

Who's the worst?

[Big Cat]

Keep going, Skeens. Is that. Is that the whole end of MLB Skins. Skins can't throw for. Yeah. Yeah. So wait, who's. Who's number one? Oh, Sean Burke. Agnes Agnos is really good. Yeah. So there's some good guys up there. You guys can.

[Dylan]

Matt. I think Matt's gonna do pretty good because he's, like, that kid that, like, is good at all the PE Sports. You know, like the ping pong.

[Zach]

Volleyball.

[Matt Olsen]

Say I'm good at reindeer games. Like, yeah. You know, the little, like, ring on a. On a string, like, drop it in ping pong

[Big Cat]

and base Baseball.

[Brandon Walker]

Baseball.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And major league superstars.

[Zach]

You can't be like, I'm the guy who's good at fake sports.

[Brandon Walker]

Take me to a carnival when I'll impress you. I'll get you so many teddy bears.

[Matt Olsen]

I. I joke around with our strength guy a lot that I'm, like, the most athletic, unathletic guy ever.

[Zach]

You also can't say that. Legitimate superstar. Say that America's pastime.

[Big Cat]

You have 307 home runs in Major League Baseball. You can't say, I play really good at cornhole for an unathletic guy.

[Matt Olsen]

Like, if you watch me do a broad jump, you'd be like, o get

[Nikki]

me on a claw machine.

[Brandon Walker]

We're kind of piling on. I'm sorry about that.

[Matt Olsen]

No, I like it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Claw machine. I'm so good. What about the fact that you can hit 100 miles an hour with movement 400ft?

[Zach]

I'm good at, like, whimsical.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I guess. And also the hardest thing in the world to do. Hitting a round ball with a bat,

[Brandon Walker]

you tear me up.

[Big Cat]

All right, who wants to go first?

[Dylan]

Oh, I got a question real quick.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Do you ever get into the argument about what is the hardest sport to do?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Is it baseball? For sure.

[Dana]

I think hitting a baseball is where.

[Zach]

Well, the heart is the hardest thing to do. And then what do you mean by difficulty?

[Dylan]

Like, physical, like no one else can do it.

[Zach]

Like, I.

[Dylan]

Like, I can probably go out there and play four downs in football, but I don't think a guy.

[Zach]

I think it's pretty agreed upon that it is like hitting my.

[Dylan]

Can't come in the batter's box.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The problem is, it's hitting a baseball is the answer. But also, you guys don't look like the best athletes.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

So that's what kills you.

[Dylan]

I think the best athletes are in basketball.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think basketball has the highest level of skill that people don't understand.

[Che]

Sure.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Where.

[Big Cat]

Like. Like that whole debate of, like, football and basketball. Could you, basketball player, play football? Could football player. I always. I always go back to, like, if you had an NBA. If you had an NBA roster in here right now and you had the 12th guy, the guy who doesn't play any minutes, and he had just. Was shooting in the gym, he just wouldn't miss. Whereas, like, sure. Anyone regular, like, would miss, you know, 60 of the time. He would just hit every shot.

[Zach]

Basketball players have made the NFL.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Someone from our hometown.

[Dana]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Nick?

[Big Cat]

I. I don't know who you're talking about.

[Zach]

He's an Atlanta Brave or. No, he was an Atlanta Falcon. Who doesn't matter.

[Dana]

Is Brian Jordan.

[Zach]

He was a college basketball player.

[Big Cat]

Like Antonio.

[Zach]

Good one. Good one. Okay.

[Dana]

Yeah, C.J. good one.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. But hitting a baseball is definitely a hardest specific thing.

[Kyle Farmer]

I thought you were saying throwing's actually kind of hard.

[Big Cat]

Throwing is hard, too.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Zach]

You really made me suck.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

C.J. goodwin.

[Big Cat]

Do you guys. Do you guys laugh at the people who throw out the first place?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, for sure.

[Big Cat]

Okay, that's good. What about. You have to like people who don't

[Dana]

go to the rubber.

[Big Cat]

That's.

[Matt Olsen]

No.

[Kyle Farmer]

I mean, it's understandable.

[Big Cat]

Really.

[Matt Olsen]

No, you gotta.

[Big Cat]

Thank you.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's. I'm gonna trust.

[Matt Olsen]

Respect the game.

[Dana]

We're putting him in the hall of Fame just for our discussions. Dude, he's okay.

[Dylan]

There's a lot of hall of Famers on the Braves right now. That future are there. Acuna him.

[Kyle Farmer]

Crystal's got to be up there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Chris Hill, for sure.

[Dylan]

I mean, got some young pitchers I think Fuentes, he's 20 right now.

[Che]

I mean, he.

[Dylan]

I'll be 48. Still watching him pitch.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

So there's a lot.

[Big Cat]

Hey. Oh, here's something. I asked Ozzy when he came in on Tuesday. Have you guys noticed the difference in. In blooper. Oh, the new blooper.

[Kyle Farmer]

There is a difference.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Is he a bad blooper now or.

[Big Cat]

I missed the old blooper. The old blooper and I used to

[Dana]

have a rival would fight. Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think there's a new blooper.

[Brandon Walker]

Like the person inside of blooper.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No kidding. I don't know. I could be, but I did. I. It's not off to a good start because I asked Ozzy, I was like,

[Dana]

is there ever a time where you're

[Big Cat]

like, get this guy out of here? And he's like, yeah, bloopers. Just try to make it all about himself. I gotta feel out the new blooper. I don't know.

[Dana]

Yeah, I gotta.

[Big Cat]

I gotta see what the old blooper and I.

[Matt Olsen]

You should reach out to him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I should. I should hit up the blooper. The new blooper. All right, who wants to go first?

[Dana]

I'll rip it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right, wait, so here's. So do you. Did they tell you everything that you're doing?

[Matt Olsen]

No, but I think.

[Big Cat]

All right, Brandon can walk you through it. The most important thing, though, is when you finish everything on the court, you have to come here and do trivia.

[Matt Olsen]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

And then the trivia is TJ Will pull up. This is not going to be it, but this is going to be exactly like it.

[Dana]

Right.

[Big Cat]

So it'd be different questions. You just have to get 10 total, and you can jump around to any topic. So, like, if you just know all the states in bordering the Mississippi river, you can just rip that. So you can hop around to any topic. You just got to get 10 total. All right, makes sense. We'll help you out, too.

[Kyle Farmer]

Is this a part of the five minutes that Skins didn't do?

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Oh, that makes sense.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Who was it who came in from the Tigers and he didn't get Tiger, largest jungle cat. Yeah, I don't have. Dude, you play for the team. Yeah, that is. That has tripped up.

[Brandon Walker]

It was the guy that didn't know what vowels were but didn't care. Yeah, it was the. The coolest move. We were like, name of valleys.

[Dana]

Like, don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't know. Next.

[Big Cat]

That is something unique about baseball that I. I do enjoy is, like, there's guys on the roster that are like, yeah, I stopped doing school at like 15.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But then even the guys who like went straight to, you know, got drafted right out of high school, they're just like, yeah, I don't.

[Kyle Farmer]

Some of those guys got passed through high school.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right, right. And they're very open about it. They're like, I don't know. Okay, Are you ready, Matt?

[Dana]

Nope.

[Big Cat]

Okay, you got this. You got this. So Brandon and Che will be on the court to help you out. You start with that.

[Dylan]

We're watching.

[Big Cat]

We head out and watch them.

[Zach]

You can sit.

[Dylan]

You could just.

[Brandon Walker]

It's up to you guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Or if you want to go out and.

[Kate]

No, if you have any commentary you want to on them a little bit, that's fine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, I'm not gonna do that or support.

[Dylan]

The questions are tough.

[Kyle Farmer]

You're a Pokemon fan.

[Matt Olsen]

Congrats.

[Nikki]

Yes.

[Zach]

Yeah. Nick, Big time.

[Dana]

You.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice, man. What are you. The game's cards?

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you going with?

[Kyle Farmer]

I got like Mario and Luigi. Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. They made some collabs.

[Reed]

I was gonna say Those are like 15,000.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Those are expensive.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm like 40% through having all the shadowless firsts.

[Kyle Farmer]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't have. I don't have Charizard yet.

[Kyle Farmer]

You rip any packs yet?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm too afraid.

[Kyle Farmer]

I mean, that's a lot of money.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm way too afraid. You buying like an original set?

[Kyle Farmer]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Che]

You should.

[Kyle Farmer]

No.

[Dylan]

How much does an original set go for?

[Kyle Farmer]

Some of the hollows are six figures.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Kate]

Holy.

[Zach]

Are you newly into it?

[Kyle Farmer]

No.

[Zach]

Oh, you.

[Kyle Farmer]

My mom used to throw away, so now that.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Now what if, like your like closest friend on the team shamed you for buying children stuff?

[Kyle Farmer]

Well, they did. And then like the next year they bought cards.

[Brandon Walker]

So there we go.

[Zach]

Jocks are starting to do it.

[Dylan]

Sales. A big Pokemon guy too. He's got a bunch of cards.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd imagine their. Your collection is better than mine. That's a nice one, Nick.

[Kate]

What was in the city this past weekend? They were every Pokemon Go Fest. Pokemon Go Fest was here. And everywhere you looked there was just people in like Pokemon hats and backpacks.

[Kyle Farmer]

I think it's been like 10 years.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the 10 year anniversary. And then there's the. The fossil museums happening here.

[Kyle Farmer]

I saw that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Took my kid to the aquarium and I saw nice. Like, maybe I should go there, take the off. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I have the record there for most pets on the stingrays. Not a. Not a brag. Statement of fact.

[Kyle Farmer]

Did they have to tell you a couple times it's only like two fingers. You're just grabbing it.

[Big Cat]

I was. I was just petting them all. I was just going numbers. Just hitting them all. Are you ready, Matt? All right, Here we go. 3, 2, 1, go.

[Dana]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he is good at. He is good at the whimsical games.

[Kyle Farmer]

Oh, he gotta almost roll his ankle right there.

[Kate]

That would have been tough to explain.

[Dana]

Maybe

[Big Cat]

he's good at baseball.

[Kate]

Oh, shoot.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is really good.

[Dylan]

We're going to pace for right here.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you.

[Zach]

He's on pace for about a minute.

[Big Cat]

Everything he's got to make.

[Zach]

Got to make this.

[Brandon Walker]

Drill it.

[Dylan]

Come on, come on. Are you kidding me?

[Kyle Farmer]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

All right, here we go.

[Dylan]

Layup.

[Kyle Farmer]

Half court shot. Oh, other side.

[Big Cat]

All right, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

[Nikki]

Oh, you got it.

[Big Cat]

Here we go, Here we go. 12 sports teams in California. Rip those A's.

[Matt Olsen]

Dodgers, Padres, Chargers, Rams, Giants, Brown Bear, Grizzly Bear, Black Bear, three face cards in poker.

[Big Cat]

Bear, three face cards in poker.

[Matt Olsen]

King, Queen, Jack.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh. Oh, my God. D.J. you. Him. Wow, that's.

[Zach]

Oh, my God. Wait, 107.

[Big Cat]

He would have had it if T.J. didn't him. Oh, no.

[Dana]

What do you do?

[Big Cat]

Spelled queen wrong.

[Zach]

Pretty much broke the record.

[Big Cat]

He broke the record. That. That's a record. I think we should go to va.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah, we gotta challenge it.

[Big Cat]

That was incredible, Matt.

[Dylan]

That was insane.

[Zach]

I told you, we're not leaving.

[Matt Olsen]

Where's tj?

[Big Cat]

Tj, what do you say for yourself?

[Dylan]

Is he the period dog?

[Kyle Farmer]

Who this man?

[Big Cat]

Okay, what'd you say? Tj, welcome to the show. Oh, he's not. He's not apologizing. That was the record, tj. Oh, it was you with the record there.

[Kate]

You would have been in our rafters.

[Kyle Farmer]

Matt, do it. He's a guest on.

[Dylan]

That's great, tj.

[Dana]

It's all right.

[Big Cat]

I don't like the way Jack. Did you misspell queen there?

[Kyle Farmer]

No, he put an extra E on it.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kyle Farmer]

A couple times, I think.

[Big Cat]

Let's see that, because that was incredible.

[Kyle Farmer]

Hey, can you check the time on that? I think it was like 103.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Dude, that was insane. You were right.

[Dana]

You're good.

[Zach]

He's dead, right?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Now you can say that. You could say yeah. Yeah.

[Zach]

I'd argue it's everything, though. So that's land fake.

[Big Cat]

You now have the number one time for anyone outside of this. No, no. Anyone?

[Kyle Farmer]

Anyone?

[Big Cat]

Baseball and anyone outside of this office. Titus has the record.

[Matt Olsen]

105 was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Titus.

[Matt Olsen]

All time.

[Big Cat]

That's all time. But we've also done it like, you know, Titus has probably done it 25 times.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Matt Olsen]

Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we check the. Wait a minute.

[Kyle Farmer]

Here we go. We got the replay.

[Dylan]

Here's replay.

[Big Cat]

What? Yeah. No, he's done. But look at how. Look at tj.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, we weren't lying.

[Kyle Farmer]

He's struggling.

[Kate]

Wait, Nick, look. He would have had the record struggles

[Matt Olsen]

between the last one.

[Dana]

He's like, oh, my gosh.

[Matt Olsen]

Tj.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and then a triple E. Now, tj, you don't. You don't. Like. You're not friends with Titus, who produced most of his shows, right?

[Kyle Farmer]

Oh, that makes sense now.

[Reed]

Yeah. I would never get paid off by anybody on the show.

[Big Cat]

W. Queen and then Queen with three E's is what the difference is between the. The all time record in.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, typed ween.

[Big Cat]

That was incredible.

[Kyle Farmer]

We put an on that.

[Zach]

What you did was statistically harder than hitting a fastball.

[Big Cat]

Is that yeah. Yes. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Also smiling. You should be pissed off.

[Matt Olsen]

No, it's fine. I mean, that was good showing. I was proud of myself. Clanking a few to start, but.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How many. How many gauntlets have we run, TJ? And how many have been sub 367? And how many have been sub 130?

[Dana]

12.

[Big Cat]

So 12 out of 367.

[Zach]

I'm not a math guy, but that's once a month.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that seems like crazy.

[Zach]

What you did was like once a month.

[Matt Olsen]

I mean, somebody's gonna hit a ball tonight.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

What a day.

[Big Cat]

All right, who's up next?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm not going.

[Big Cat]

You got him. You gotta do it.

[Dylan]

I'm gonna be screwed on the questions.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you got this. And if you get the questions right, TJ will not type them correctly, so.

[Zach]

Yeah, we have this. We have the same name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you do.

[Zach]

Same exact name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

First and last Bauer is farmer and German.

[Dana]

Really?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Dang. No way.

[Dylan]

That's pretty cool. But I'm not German.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah, I was gonna say, good thing

[Big Cat]

we speak English, brother.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Bowers.

[Dana]

Farmer.

[Ethan]

German.

[Zach]

Exactly. Same name.

[Kyle Farmer]

Related.

[Brandon Walker]

Trevor.

[Big Cat]

Trip.

[Zach]

No, no.

[Dylan]

That down pretty quick.

[Big Cat]

He's just a huge fan of his. Yeah.

[Nikki]

No, not.

[Brandon Walker]

Not baseball playing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You like all the outside of baseball stuff.

[Dana]

The rest of his catalog.

[Zach]

He's made some. Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Podcast and everything, Right?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right, Kyle, you ready?

[Dylan]

Yeah, I'll go.

[Dana]

All right.

[Big Cat]

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[Kyle Farmer]

No, we're playing them later.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're coming back Chicago.

[Matt Olsen]

We did at home. We played them at home.

[Big Cat]

We got to get you back on pmt. Also I need you for something else. We do. We do a Dingers only league. I think I've told you about this where the stat, the only stat is home runs. This year we're going to maybe try to find a time when guys can zoom in when we make the pick, see if you want to be on.

[Matt Olsen]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to be fun. Dinger's only league. Chase still has to pitch against a college or what do you do? Semi pro. That's the punishment every year. Chase is gonna shelled.

[Zach]

He has to pitch against mlb.

[Big Cat]

He has to pitch versus a college team. He's gonna kill.

[Matt Olsen]

What does he have to throw?

[Zach]

Like gonna strike one out.

[Big Cat]

He has to throw. Yes. One six outs.

[Brandon Walker]

He's gonna throw a perfect game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Like a blitz ball or like actual baseball.

[Big Cat]

Actual baseball. We've done it two years in a row. Max pitched against the Savannah Bananas and then the year before PFT pitched against uic, the college team here. So it actually went better than we thought. Because guys, I mean you guys tell me like when a position player comes in there's a lot of pressure where you like you're not used to someone throwing that slow.

[Kyle Farmer]

I want to start throwing on the mound.

[Big Cat]

Have you done it yet?

[Matt Olsen]

A pitching or pitching in a game? No, I want to.

[Kyle Farmer]

You can throw some knuckleballs.

[Nikki]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

He talks about not throwing knuckleball. Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

You gotta get in the game.

[Zach]

When's the last time you pitched competitively?

[Matt Olsen]

High school.

[Big Cat]

How fast?

[Matt Olsen]

So 2012.

[Big Cat]

How fast did you throw?

[Matt Olsen]

I could get up around 90.

[Zach]

You think you could do like do well against a Division 1 team?

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah, I mean it's tough because, like, I play first base and my throwing program in the off season is not ideal by any means. You know, I just kind of get my arm loose so my arm would probably fall off. But no, I wouldn't do well against Division 1 team.

[Kyle Farmer]

If you look at whenever they throw the ball around, you'll see him grab like a knuckleball or. You'll see. I started telling some people and they started noticing it. Every time he throws it to Ozzy, you'll see like a different grip. He's throwing some messed up stuff.

[Matt Olsen]

I'm working on my stuff.

[Big Cat]

I believe that.

[Brandon Walker]

You guys ready out there?

[Big Cat]

You guys ready? Kyle, he's gonna. You. You.

[Dana]

Them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, totally them.

[Brandon Walker]

Has Brandon tried to get a first pitch out of you guys?

[Matt Olsen]

No. We should get him one, though.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm helping you out right now.

[Dana]

I already got it.

[Dylan]

You got a first.

[Matt Olsen]

He's already in.

[Dana]

I'm good.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dana]

No, I thought he said merch.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Matt Olsen]

First pitch.

[Dana]

First pitch.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I was working on. Dude. From the rubber.

[Dana]

You ruined it.

[Kyle Farmer]

From the rubber.

[Big Cat]

From the rubber. We do.

[Che]

We do it.

[Dana]

Zest.

[Kate]

He slipped doing a puck drop.

[Big Cat]

All right, you ready, Kyle?

[Dana]

All right, here we go.

[Big Cat]

Three, two, one, go.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle Farmer]

That's his.

[Dylan]

Oh,

[Matt Olsen]

I was so nervous about the baseball.

[Kyle Farmer]

He could hit up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you can't.

[Nikki]

Football.

[Brandon Walker]

God damn.

[Zach]

Look at these.

[Kyle Farmer]

This guy was a quarterback. He should be able to hit it.

[Kate]

Who was the football player that couldn't get the football? Cam Newton.

[Big Cat]

Newton struggled with the football.

[Matt Olsen]

Football.

[Big Cat]

We had.

[Brandon Walker]

We told him to move on. Right?

[Dana]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Dylan, if you want to just leave right now.

[Kyle Farmer]

And I'm not going to do it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, come in, trivial. NHL teams most wins.

[Kyle Farmer]

He's got it.

[Dylan]

Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Y.

[Dana]

Top left.

[Kyle Farmer]

He's got it.

[Big Cat]

Two. Two players to chase the MLB home run record in 98.

[Dana]

What?

[Big Cat]

98. The two home run record. The home record.

[Dana]

The home.

[Big Cat]

Home run record.98.

[Zach]

I don't even know what to tell them.

[Dylan]

Hank Aaron.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Body parts with three letters.

[Big Cat]

Bruins, Bruins, La Kings.

[Nikki]

Eight states, 66.

[Kyle Farmer]

It's only top.

[Big Cat]

Oh, human body parts spelled with three letters.

[Brandon Walker]

The piercing that goes through the urethra.

[Kyle Farmer]

He's got it.

[Nikki]

Like what?

[Big Cat]

Oh, he asked.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you.

[Big Cat]

Albert lit.

[Zach]

Three letters.

[Big Cat]

Human body parts. Nip. Nose.

[Dana]

Nip.

[Big Cat]

He said nose and nip.

[Nikki]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker]

Said clip.

[Zach]

Moon.

[Big Cat]

Atlanta Brave.

[Zach]

Said clip.

[Dylan]

Jupiter, Mars, Uranus, Venus.

[Big Cat]

Bro, you weren't wrong.

[Zach]

It doesn't matter how good you. This is the Click game.

[Big Cat]

All Right. There you go.

[Dylan]

I told you I was making.

[Kyle Farmer]

You're telling me you couldn't get that

[Big Cat]

top left one glasses.

[Kyle Farmer]

He was saying it to you.

[Big Cat]

You said. And then you said f. Nip.

[Brandon Walker]

You went click like nip.

[Big Cat]

Medical term for nipples is nip.

[Dylan]

I went to fourth grade twice.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle Farmer]

A fact.

[Big Cat]

That was an incredible time on the court.

[Matt Olsen]

That was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Hooked on phonics was not my.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. All right, you.

[Dana]

I think you're.

[Big Cat]

You're like. You're right up there, though. You're top five. Top five baseball.

[Kate]

I know what Atlanta Jersey I'm going to order.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Nikki]

Holy.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Sorry.

[Dylan]

I didn't mean it.

[Dana]

I just. Kyle.

[Zach]

Clint.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's see who you beat. You beat. Let's see. Bran Snedeker, the golfer. Jake Mangum, Marty Fish. Brandon. Brandon Marshall. Kyle Stowers. Alex caruso. Luke Combs, RG3.

[Dylan]

As long as I beat Luke Combs. That's fun.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Greg Olson.

[Kyle Farmer]

Now you gotta beat him in a shotgun. He can.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Beat him in a shotgun, too.

[Dana]

Sure. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He beat Jared from Subway Demolished this time.

[Dylan]

He's still around.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

He didn't actually run it. So we just put that in there. Just see people's reactions.

[Nikki]

There you go.

[Big Cat]

We were like one for a hundred on getting a reaction out of that. We don't like. Only one person's ever reacted to.

[Brandon Walker]

Really? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No. CM Punk. What did he say?

[Brandon Walker]

He said, oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he said, oh, no. That most people are just like. They just kind of skirt by it. They're like. These guys really have Jared. No, he's in prison. But when he gets out, he'll do it.

[Che]

Yeah, sure.

[Big Cat]

All right, you ready, Dylan? I mean, go backwards. Hat for the three point shooting.

[Kyle Farmer]

I don't think that's gonna help me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, can't hurt.

[Matt Olsen]

You can't, Can't.

[Dylan]

You could still beat me though, if you come in here and get 10 answers. Right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

True.

[Kyle Farmer]

150 is pretty good.

[Zach]

150 is great. You're on the court. Time was probably the record.

[Nikki]

It was.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Nikki]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Zach]

The best sport time ever.

[Dylan]

You Matt?

[Dana]

It was pretty good.

[Dylan]

He also got some easy questions, though. Matt got some easy.

[Kyle Farmer]

He got layups.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Because. Ear. Eye.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Arm really tough. Yeah. Nip.

[Dylan]

Nip is legit. I wish you guys had come the lot.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You were doing great. Right, Right.

[Dylan]

I have not.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Nikki]

Where'd it go?

[Big Cat]

Nip. What was the other one?

[Brandon Walker]

Leg.

[Big Cat]

Leg.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it was.

[Big Cat]

Was it nose?

[Dana]

Nose.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the new head, shoulders, knees and toes.

[Zach]

Thought it was spelled like an airport.

[Reed]

Second shot.

[Matt Olsen]

Charlotte.

[Reed]

What was it under 30 seconds off the court.

[Big Cat]

And what was Matt's. Wait, so. So you do have a Prince Albert piercing.

[Kyle Farmer]

No, I was saying that he should be able to get that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle Farmer]

Like, that should be an easy one for him.

[Big Cat]

I thought he had one. No,

[Brandon Walker]

you didn't answer very quickly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you had. You don't have one right now, but you've had one.

[Zach]

You've had one.

[Dylan]

No, no, I've given one, But I.

[Matt Olsen]

Nice.

[Dylan]

That's a fact. I've given one. Yes.

[Big Cat]

All right, Dylan, you ready?

[Dylan]

Real person.

[Big Cat]

But wait, what do you mean?

[Dylan]

Nothing.

[Big Cat]

Who'd you get?

[Zach]

What did you give it to? You said not a real person.

[Dylan]

I don't know. Ask his dog.

[Nikki]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

He is a girl dog.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Wait, so Matt was 38 seconds on the court, and Kyle was 30 seconds on the court.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Nikki]

And then.

[Dana]

And.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Dylan]

That took a long time to answer this question.

[Big Cat]

That probably is the fastest the court that's ever been done on the.

[Zach]

Had to have been you only.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Missed one thing.

[Dylan]

The goalie's terrible.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's actually. You.

[Kate]

Actually.

[Big Cat]

You might have run the Roll his

[Kyle Farmer]

ankle the first time he. You kicked it, and he went like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Who?

[Kyle Farmer]

The goal.

[Matt Olsen]

Oh, really?

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That might have been the perfect gauntlet, Kyle, because you the fastest ever on the court and one of the dumbest in the seats. It's the perfect gauntlet. Like, you entertained us every which way.

[Dylan]

Story of my life.

[Kyle Farmer]

I thought you were gonna get it easily on the QB stuff, you know?

[Dylan]

Listen, I got a 910 on the SAT twice. Like, I was, like, going to take the SAT. I got a 910 on it. And then the guy, a recruiter at

[Big Cat]

Georgia, you even practiced, he's like, hey, man, o.

[Dylan]

Took all. My mom, put me in all the classes. And my mom said.

[Nikki]

Or the.

[Dylan]

The recruiter at Georgia said, hey, man, we need you to take it again. I was like, all right, that's fine. I got the same score. Both sides of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, after tutoring and everything.

[Dylan]

Tutoring, everything. My mom and dad must have wasted five grand on classes. Sure.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dylan]

Same score.

[Big Cat]

Thank God you can play baseball.

[Dylan]

Instantly.

[Big Cat]

Dumb. Oh, all right, Dylan, you got this.

[Kyle Farmer]

I guess it can't be worse than answering than that. So.

[Dylan]

No, no, you can't be better at me shooting.

[Kyle Farmer]

No, I'm definitely not gonna be better than that.

[Big Cat]

Go hat backwards. I'm telling you, that's.

[Matt Olsen]

It's a pro tip.

[Big Cat]

It's a mistake. Yeah, he's nervous. Yeah, yeah, he's nervous.

[Dana]

He doesn't want this.

[Matt Olsen]

No, he really doesn't want to do this.

[Big Cat]

Let's all agree. Hey, let's just agree, like, no matter what happens, like, we don't make fun of.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no, no.

[Big Cat]

We to. We're totally like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Will you guys be nice?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Please, Will you be nice to him?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, same.

[Dana]

Call me a dumbass.

[Nikki]

He did.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right. Dylan yesterday. All right, here we go. All right. Three, two, one, go. All right.

[Matt Olsen]

Gotta dig.

[Big Cat]

He's already. He's already in trouble.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

He's not even trying.

[Matt Olsen]

It's like he's trying to go slow.

[Dana]

Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

No urgency.

[Dylan]

Oh, boy.

[Big Cat]

Come on.

[Nikki]

Oh, no.

[Kyle Farmer]

Gosh.

[Dana]

You being right now.

[Zach]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Matt Olsen]

No pressure, but Farmer was done crazy.

[Big Cat]

And Matt was done by now. There you go.

[Brandon Walker]

I need Conor to turn.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, there we go. Baseball.

[Dylan]

This might be tough.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, left in the picture. There it is. Nice swing. Oh, he's.

[Dylan]

He's got a good slator.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Che]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Matt Olsen]

Gotta turn that hatter.

[Big Cat]

You backwards hat.

[Brandon Walker]

You are still doing trivia at this time.

[Big Cat]

This is right when Clint hit. Oh, yes.

[Brandon Walker]

117 when Clint hit.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Zach]

Oh.

[Dylan]

So skin was doing this for five minutes?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I can't remember what he's. He sucked at trivia for sure, but he also. I feel like he wasn't good at the other stuff, too.

[Kate]

Coincidence? We got two of our fastest times on the day. We double sped up our footage.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, and chase dogs, Period.

[Kate]

Chase dogs, period.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Dana]

All right, here we go.

[Big Cat]

Trivia. You still got a good time.

[Kate]

Still a good time.

[Big Cat]

Nine teams in Florida. NBA, NFL, mlb, NHL.

[Kyle Farmer]

We got Rays, Panthers, Marlins, Buccaneers.

[Big Cat]

What do we got? Another word for woman's vagina?

[Brandon Walker]

Hidden ball of nerves at the top of the nerves.

[Big Cat]

Talking to the mic. Six states bordering Pennsylvania.

[Kyle Farmer]

Let's see, what else?

[Big Cat]

Three pitchers with over 4,500 strikeouts.

[Kyle Farmer]

4,500?

[Big Cat]

You guys don't know anything about baseball.

[Kyle Farmer]

I don't even watch baseball.

[Big Cat]

Like, how did you. Kyle? How did you know you didn't get Sosa McGuire.

[Kyle Farmer]

Four Bond movies.

[Big Cat]

I should have said 98 populated cities in Asia. Two Nolan Ryan, two first names of the parents of Bluey. You have kids, Bluey? Yeah, I don't watch Bluey.

[Dylan]

Brandon Johnson.

[Dana]

That's fair.

[Big Cat]

Go back to the teams in Florida. Let's keep going with the teams in Florida. Yeah, Rain Johnson might be right. There you go. I don't know teams in Florida.

[Zach]

Who are the. Where are the Marlins?

[Kyle Farmer]

I already said the Marlins.

[Zach]

And where are they?

[Big Cat]

In Florida.

[Kyle Farmer]

Oh, magic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

And you got the heat.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Okay, now give me some football team.

[Matt Olsen]

NFL.

[Kyle Farmer]

I already said Buccaneers.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

You got Dolphins.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Let's see, there's one more

[Che]

six state sporting Pennsylvania.

[Kyle Farmer]

I don't even think I know the next one. Let's see.

[Kate]

Invented the telephone.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you know any Backstreet Boys?

[Big Cat]

Tokyo.

[Reed]

Tokyo.

[Matt Olsen]

Tokyo.

[Kyle Farmer]

I would know the Backstreet Boy.

[Nikki]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Five members of the Backstreet Boy.

[Big Cat]

No, say Tokyo. Say Tokyo.

[Kyle Farmer]

Tokyo for what?

[Zach]

It's not working.

[Matt Olsen]

Oh, it's not?

[Dana]

Oh really?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Tokyo city proper.

[Dana]

I don't know if that change anything.

[Big Cat]

States bordering Pennsylvania. Come on, you know this.

[Dana]

Say some states I've already lost.

[Big Cat]

No, but, but say some states over there. No, you don't want to be skating as everybody else. You're in skin territory.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Come on, come on, come on.

[Dana]

Just one more.

[Kyle Farmer]

I gotta get Bonds movies. Oh no, I can get pictures, right?

[Dylan]

Yeah, already did it.

[Kyle Farmer]

Own Ryan Randy Johnson and Sandy Koufax.

[Big Cat]

No, it's getting bad. Give me some states. Name some states.

[Kyle Farmer]

Like Maine.

[Big Cat]

Closer.

[TJ]

South.

[Dana]

South. There's a map behind you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, there you go.

[Kyle Farmer]

Wow, we got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we beat skins 448.

[Zach]

Relatively. There's so many more below you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, so many more.

[Kyle Farmer]

I definitely.

[Zach]

So many more.

[Big Cat]

Jared from Subway did beat you though.

[Kyle Farmer]

That's fine.

[Dylan]

He's a fictional person streamed in prison.

[Big Cat]

Oh man, I feel like you didn't really want. You didn't want it after.

[Kyle Farmer]

After cornhole I got hooks into this.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Kyle Farmer]

My father in law is a great, a huge barstool fan.

[Big Cat]

Oh, love that shout out.

[Kyle Farmer]

I'm down there.

[Zach]

All right, all right.

[Big Cat]

But let's see the. The full mlb.

[Dana]

Oh wow.

[Kate]

Oh yeah, you're do. You're doing great.

[Dana]

Oh, oh, there's one below.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah, there's. Yeah, there's skis.

[Kyle Farmer]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You almost beat him by a minute.

[Kyle Farmer]

If I can. If I can pitch like him, I'll be good.

[Dylan]

You're doing pretty good. Good.

[Dana]

What did go wrong with skin?

[Big Cat]

I think it was trivia, but also I feel like he sucked on the court too.

[Dana]

Yeah, he wasn't good out there either.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah, what do you mean either?

[Dana]

I mean his comparison to his trivia.

[Kyle Farmer]

I got you.

[Brandon Walker]

Damn.

[Dana]

Brandon 1985.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Matt, by the way, do you want.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not like the third time that's happened.

[Big Cat]

Do you want some of the dirt you played on?

[Matt Olsen]

Oh, is that from Oakland.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

I actually will take it.

[Dana]

Yeah, you got to.

[Brandon Walker]

We ate some a lot.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Literally all of us.

[Dana]

Did you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I have. I have jars of it.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Why did you eat it?

[Brandon Walker]

Mixed it in with how.

[Big Cat]

Don't ask.

[Dana]

Baby food out of it.

[Big Cat]

I ended up.

[Dana]

Ate it out of my titties.

[Big Cat]

I think I bought.

[Kate]

Yeah, we all suckled that out of. Randy.

[Big Cat]

I've been collecting random things. Like, actually, after this, you guys should go. If you go to the bathroom back there. I bought a trough from the Bill Stadium that's fully functional. If you want to piss in it and sign the wall, that's cool. But, yeah, we've been collecting random stuff. I got that banner. See that banner? That's a real banner that FSU put up.

[Matt Olsen]

Cancel.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, they put that. I got the Boise Blue turf coming for some of that.

[Matt Olsen]

For where we're gonna. Right there.

[Big Cat]

That turf? Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

That's pretty cool.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So I'm just collecting random.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the best response you could. Yeah. Pretty cool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Pretty cool.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Looks.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what you're doing it for.

[Big Cat]

That's from San Diego to get charged up. That's from the old Qualcomm stadium.

[Dylan]

How'd you get all that stuff you

[Big Cat]

want, like, ebay, auctions? And now I'm getting targeted. People are just selling their random, and I'm buying it.

[Nikki]

Pretty cool.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. The cold splatter's the best.

[Matt Olsen]

What if we could get you a blooper suit?

[Big Cat]

Yes. I'll burn the out of.

[Matt Olsen]

Would you wear it?

[Big Cat]

I'd make someone else wear it.

[Kyle Farmer]

And then you'd beat him up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

I'm guessing there aren't multiple of those.

[Big Cat]

There's got to be at least two, right? I mean, it's got to be a backup suit.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

Because it gets pretty nasty in Atlanta.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Matt Olsen]

It's gonna be so hot.

[Kyle Farmer]

Disgustingly hot.

[Kate]

Hey, cat, how did Blooper start hating you?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kyle Farmer]

He must have said something about the Braves.

[Big Cat]

I think he just. I mean, it was smart by him because, like, the social media, he'd be, you know, blooper. Because it was a new mascot. You don't really see new mascots very often.

[Kyle Farmer]

I think he was the one running it, too. So you actually hate that guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

I gotcha.

[Big Cat]

He's somewhere else now. He told me Detroit.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So he's still a rival.

[Kyle Farmer]

You might just be getting some random Detroit line.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dylan]

He, like, had, like, a. He was walking around, like, the dugout, like, giving everybody Hugs saying, like, this is my last day. And he was very emotional.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

It was weird.

[Big Cat]

Were you emotional?

[Zach]

No,

[Big Cat]

no, no.

[Nikki]

Good luck, man.

[Dylan]

Good luck, man.

[Kyle Farmer]

You got to pay.

[Nikki]

Like, where are you going?

[Dylan]

I got the mascot, the lines. I was like,

[Zach]

I don't care, man. I don't know.

[Che]

You.

[Big Cat]

You got called up to the NFL.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Zach]

All right, well, see you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

What about. What about the Freeze? Is there an emotional attachment?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. He actually is badass.

[Matt Olsen]

I think there is.

[Big Cat]

There was better.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah, there was a better freeze. I don't think it's the same guy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, really? He's so fucking fast.

[Dana]

So, you know, if you got the good freeze on, like a. Like, you get a better freeze on Saturday than, like, a random.

[Kyle Farmer]

There's a little freeze. There's a big freeze.

[Dana]

There's a little freeze.

[Kyle Farmer]

And Triple A, There was one of them.

[Dana]

Bridge six freeze.

[Big Cat]

He's the guy who races random fans. What inning does he race?

[Dana]

The six.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. In the outfield of the Brave Stadium, and everyone. And the fan gets, like, a huge head start, and he just always dusts.

[Kyle Farmer]

There needs to be, like, a PT sponsorship, like, right by our bullpen because somebody pulls their hamstring, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. Yeah.

[Dylan]

I like the tool race, though. The tool race is good.

[Big Cat]

What's the tool race?

[Dylan]

Home Depot tool race. I think that's in the fourth.

[Nikki]

Fourth.

[Kyle Farmer]

It's early.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Dylan]

And they practice going around during our bp. You see them practicing without their mask. Like, they're doing all these cool jumps and stuff. They drill each other. No pun intended.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's kind of like the. The sausage race in. In Milwaukee Tools.

[Dana]

Are we talking like, a hammer?

[Dylan]

Hammer drill.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I'll be.

[Dylan]

The Drill never wins.

[Big Cat]

He.

[Dylan]

I don't think he's ever won.

[Kyle Farmer]

He wins at the end of the year all the time. He does, like, one. One game a year.

[Dana]

Seems like the Hammer's got long strides.

[Big Cat]

That's hilarious. Look at them. Well, thank you, boys, for stopping by.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You guys. That's awesome. Ice cream dabble.

[Kyle Farmer]

Calvin will allow it, hopefully.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Cal Raleigh came in.

[Matt Olsen]

I'm doing it strictly because.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Cal came in last year, got the ice cream. He hit, like, six home runs that weekend, Multiple.

[Kyle Farmer]

Maybe I won't touch the ice cream.

[Big Cat]

I will say, though, the wind was blowing out.

[Matt Olsen]

How does it work for pitchers?

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's good.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kyle Farmer]

I'm not trying to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no. And just so you know that, like, if any of you do anything good in the next, like, three or four because of that, we'll take credit for it.

[Zach]

Yeah, we will.

[Dylan]

Make sure to tune in.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they'll be like. It'll be like two weeks later, and. And someone hit home run. Be like, yeah, Bump.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That was what Clint did the other night.

[Dylan]

Gotta be remembered by something, you know?

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right, well, thank you, boys. You guys are the best. Let me do an ad real quick. Actually, Brandon, you do an ad. You do Top step, Brandon.

[Dana]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Farmer]

You guys took your phones out?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll walk them out. Oh, let's see who's got the TJ swing wheel.

[Dana]

Oh, that's.

[Big Cat]

Oh, well, that's perfect.

[Dana]

The one person their. Their guy wanted to meet was Zach.

[Brandon Walker]

That makes sense.

[Dana]

Well, three of them, too. That's a good hug.

[Zach]

I like him a lot.

[Kate]

You know who you reminded me of? The neighbor and office space, the construction. Hell no, man. You get your ass kicked for that. Like, that gave you that vibe.

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[Che]

Good read.

[Dana]

That was fun.

[Brandon Walker]

Fun, guys.

[Kate]

Yeah. They might be my new favorite team. That's come through. Also, Dana, I have a compliment.

[Big Cat]

Yeah?

[Kate]

I feel like if I didn't know barstool and I didn't know baseball, which I don't, and you were walking with them right now.

[Dana]

That's what I said.

[Kate]

Oh, you did? I'd be like, this guy plays pro baseball.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You look like you're dressed just like him.

[Nikki]

Thanks, guys.

[Kate]

Fit right in.

[Dana]

It's the I mean, obviously you'd probably be somebody that's like out with an injury for a while.

[Nikki]

Well, for sure.

[Dana]

A lot of weight.

[Nikki]

It's the South Boston outfit. It's just a hat like this. Joggers, sneakers, and a white tee.

[Dana]

Oh. If you say they're all. That was exciting.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dana]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean a hat like that?

[Nikki]

Like a trucker hat type of thing?

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dylan]

Okay.

[Nikki]

Yeah, usually it's backwards.

[Brandon Walker]

I never knew.

[Nikki]

That's not really a South Boston thing.

[Dana]

That's. No, it's kind of like everywhere in the entire thing for like 25 year old dudes.

[Nikki]

Never mind. I was dumb. My bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Dana]

Yes, Nick?

[Brandon Walker]

You backed out on the best night of my life.

[Dana]

So I didn't back out. It was bad weather indoors. I. You're right. But I had to get home just in case my family had to go to the safe room.

[Kate]

You did send us a crazy picture.

[Dana]

I did. I didn't even put that out. I should have put that out. But driving home was very, very stormy. And I was driving last one of the last turns before I get to my house and a trampoline just blows in front of me. Just right, right, right out in the road.

[Brandon Walker]

Some twister shit.

[Dana]

Yeah. And I did stop and take a picture of it, but it was. It was in. Today's gonna be worse. So I couldn't even go today. But it was the greatest night of your life.

[Brandon Walker]

It was amazing.

[Nikki]

How big was the trampoline?

[Dana]

Standard size trampoline.

[Brandon Walker]

I went to a magic mansion and you're asking trampoline size?

[Nikki]

Well, I'm worried about this person's trampoline that left their backyard. That's like a fun thing.

[Dana]

Yeah. Sorry. Hope they got it back through the night.

[Brandon Walker]

Like sworn secrecy.

[Kate]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

You have to put a sticker over your phone camera and they just give you a map.

[Dana]

But wait, wait, really? Hours pass, but Connor said he got a shrimp put on his shoulder.

[Brandon Walker]

The magicians,

[Zach]

he got a what?

[Brandon Walker]

Every magician just kept on going up to Connor just being like, hey, look at your shoulder. And they just had something on there every time. This one dude just had a fried shrimp on Connor.

[Kate]

Oh, wait.

[Brandon Walker]

It was like doing a card trick. And I don't know if it was because Connor was wearing like this velveteen padded jacket. And it was perfect for just like he wouldn't feel it. But everybody, we came across like five different magicians. They were doing a trick. They're like, no, the car's not in here. Look at your shoulder. Always his shoulder.

[Dana]

What are your Thoughts on his eyes in the picture.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't like it.

[Dana]

Okay, all right.

[Zach]

Don't like that meme.

[Dana]

Connor had the Connor Griffin eyes.

[Kate]

Oh, wait, is this edited?

[Dana]

Really get in there.

[Kyle Farmer]

No,

[Kate]

ladies.

[Dana]

When he's got the eyes like that in the middle, he does look like the magician that hosted you.

[Kate]

Also, the orange glow on his face is menacing.

[Brandon Walker]

That's horrifying.

[Zach]

He dressed like that on his own.

[Kate]

That looks like Phantom of the Opera mask.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I panicked because, like, Dante. It was after Aachi game yesterday. Dante was walking out of the office with his suit jacket, which was crazy. Then Connor had his and his bow tie. I was just going to wear a brown suit, so I had to pivot. I did a bandana around my neck belt buckle.

[Big Cat]

It's more normal.

[Kate]

But is this place like. It's like an Ikea. You walk through the front door, and you have to follow a pathway through this mansion, and there's magic everywhere you turn.

[Brandon Walker]

Or I get.

[Kate]

Or do you.

[Brandon Walker]

God damn it. I guess it is. I guess it's like an Ikea. And you stop halfway through to eat.

[Kate]

Oh, so you do roam through this house. Magic is happening.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's like you have three rooms that you have to hit on your way out, but other than that, you're

[Zach]

like, it's up to you.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's this beautiful mansion.

[Zach]

It.

[Big Cat]

It was great that you guys were all, like, tweeting, like, what a night after, like, the greatest NBA finals game.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. We were watching in, like, the crowd of a show, but it was. It was unbelievable. And Dante is the best person to hang out with ever. Ever world class listener.

[Dana]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Zach]

How do you react to the magic?

[Big Cat]

He's just so curious.

[Brandon Walker]

Shrieks. Everything was a shriek louder and higher pitched than the last. And then one time, when Connor got the shrimp on his shoulder, Dante flailed back in awe so rapidly that he snapped his chair in half. It was unbelievable. Great time with the boys.

[Nikki]

Wow.

[Dana]

Yeah. I really wish I'd have gone, but,

[Kate]

you know, how many other guests were there with you?

[Brandon Walker]

Wasn't. It was like. It was a huge facility, so you didn't really see too many people, but, like, if you pop in and watch one of the shows, it was like 15 to 20 people.

[Kate]

Interesting, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

A blast.

[Big Cat]

Those guys were awesome.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah, they were great.

[Big Cat]

Matt Olsen, love those, man.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We've known him for, like, five years now. He's just the coolest. And he. He is going to be a hall of famer. Yeah.

[Dana]

He's killing two home runs on the

[Big Cat]

night he's got three. He's got 307 home runs and he is only 32 years old.

[Kate]

Old.

[Big Cat]

So he's probably got another five years of like, high level, good baseball. He's gonna be. He's gonna. He's gonna touch 500 home runs. I think everyone. Everyone with 500 home runs and without steroids.

[Dana]

Correct.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

It's a magic number.

[Kate]

Am I right that the teams that are doing well, that come through, like, remember the Orioles when they came through, they all were very fun.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And they're probably just in better moods, right?

[Kate]

Yeah, it's like good moods, good cohesion. There's a vibe.

[Nikki]

He's hot.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Matt Olson, very handsome.

[Nikki]

Hot as.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah. What a life.

[Big Cat]

Seriously.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd imagine it's pretty hard, though.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah. But if you're good at it and you make it look easy.

[Brandon Walker]

It's still not easy.

[Dana]

No, it's not easy at all.

[Che]

He kind of looks like Killian Murphy.

[Dana]

What? Not. Not. Not. Kinda.

[Big Cat]

Not only is that wrong.

[Dana]

Well, wait a minute. I saw Low Killian when he looked down.

[Big Cat]

Not only is that wrong, but there's l. Baseball player who looks exactly like Killian Murphy.

[Dana]

Oh, who? That's the White Sox guy right there.

[Big Cat]

Tyler Glass now.

[Dana]

Oh, you're right.

[Big Cat]

He, Tyler Glass.

[Che]

You don't think.

[Big Cat]

Now look up Tyler Glass now. He. Tyler Glass now is Killian Murphy. So. Oh, so.

[Brandon Walker]

More so.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Now literally, look at that one with his. When he has long hair.

[Nikki]

Yeah, he's.

[Big Cat]

He is him.

[Che]

You're right. Brandon, I have a gift for you.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

This is really a gift for me.

[Kate]

We want to wait till KB is back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's wait till Kyle's back. Also, we have an update. I don't know if Josh can see the Dubuque mayor's mad at us.

[Che]

Why?

[Big Cat]

Because real boo hoo. So the Buke mayor we thought was just not coming on because he didn't like us. And then he emailed Josh back and was like, hey, I'm hearing word that you guys said some mean things about. What's that all about?

[Brandon Walker]

He's defending his city.

[Big Cat]

I'm happy to have him on to explain to you.

[Dana]

Let me tell you something, mayors. If the yak calls and asks you to come on, it's time. Yeah, go time. You got to go. And if you.

[Matt Olsen]

If you.

[Dana]

If you email us back and say, I can't do it today. We got to trash your city. No, that's us being assholes.

[Big Cat]

You can say, you can't do it today. But then when you say you can't do it in general, yeah, we're out.

[Dana]

Let's go. Time. It's wartime, right? And that's when we go to Ball Town. That's when we go to Dickieville.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I'm so excited for Ball Town.

[Dana]

Ball Town.

[Big Cat]

We have to set that up. That's. I know we do this a lot where we. Where we talk about something and then don't follow through. I really want to go.

[Nick from Norfolk]

It's.

[Dana]

It's four hours away. We can get to Ball Town.

[Reed]

Stefan said he's. He's spent where his family has spent a lot of time.

[Brandon Walker]

Stefan has roots in Baltimore.

[Dana]

What?

[Big Cat]

All right, forget Ball town.

[TJ]

That place.

[Brandon Walker]

79 Stefans live there. That's all you hear.

[Dana]

That's like a storm.

[Brandon Walker]

Their national anthem.

[Reed]

Look at this comment that was on the Tick Tock from yesterday.

[Dana]

I love. I love the old man that runs around with the person doing the gauntlet. He takes it so serious. That's not really. I don't really know that I'm.

[Reed]

I'm old is the concept of, like, somebody that doesn't know the show.

[Dana]

Well, let me just see the reply. See, somebody had my back up there.

[Kate]

Like, that old man. He's a feminist.

[Dana]

They just got you. Yeah, I'm a feminist icon. Thank you.

[Kate]

Kicked.

[Brandon Walker]

That has to feel good every day.

[Dana]

Feminist icon. Yeah. It doesn't pop up enough. It pops up, like, once every two weeks.

[Brandon Walker]

You need more than that.

[Dana]

I'd like it to pop up, like, twice a week. That'd be good. It's always a good feeling.

[Kate]

Also, we got a DM Yacker. His family is from Bald Town, and we showed his grandma's house on the Google maps. And that bench overlook was like, his family's bench overlook. And apparently. Great roofball house.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So we're getting some. I feel like. I feel like I've already been to Ball Town. I feel like I know the place.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I think the plan. What we should do is we should go. We should figure out a Friday, and then we should do a, like, leave right after the yak on a Thursday. Spend the night in Ball Town.

[Dana]

Well, near Ball Towns.

[Big Cat]

Like, we might have a place.

[Kate]

We might have a place.

[Dana]

Oh, we have a place. We.

[Big Cat]

Sorry, that was in the group chat.

[Dana]

I was watching the game.

[Big Cat]

No, that was literally, like, this morning.

[Dana]

Mostly sports. Ever heard of it?

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, did you come. You came into the office later than normal today, right?

[Dana]

No.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And he. He made the security guys put up cones for his spot.

[Dana]

I did not make the security guards.

[Big Cat]

I literally talked to Mike as I left. He's like, hey, just so you know, Brandon made us do this. We're all set.

[Dana]

Mike is messing with you. I asked if I could put the cones out in my spot. And when I came back, Mike had taken the liberty to get like a sign and do tape and do this big production and hullabaloo.

[Brandon Walker]

You just asked for cones.

[Dana]

I didn't ask for hullabaloo. I just said I'm putting the cones in my spot. And today I got here at 4:30, so I didn't even need it. Tomorrow's the day. I'm gonna get here at like 8 because I'm bringing my wife tomorrow.

[Kate]

You know the cleaning crew wipes his butt for him.

[Brandon Walker]

I do.

[Dana]

That's not true.

[Kate]

He doesn't ever have to wipe.

[Brandon Walker]

What is her name?

[Dana]

Well, we have more than one personal cleaning crew. There's a night cleaning crew.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Dana]

Jose is on the night cleaning crew. His daughter was here the other night. I gave her a piece of candy. So you.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Dana]

Well, I deserve that. Gave her a Reese's because everything happens for a reason.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice organic re.

[Big Cat]

So.

[Dana]

So deal with that. Where's my kid? Kyle?

[Kate]

Sky.

[Dana]

Okay, Jay, what are we talking about with my gift? I don't know.

[Che]

I said wait till Kyle gets back.

[Kyle Farmer]

I don't know where Kyle went.

[Dana]

Did he leave?

[Brandon Walker]

Is he checking on his bike?

[Dana]

But he went that way. Is he running away with the Braves?

[Brandon Walker]

He might be.

[Dana]

Might be running away with the Braves.

[Brandon Walker]

Clip made. I'm going to be giggling about clip for the rest of the.

[Dana]

I was. I. I heard the. The roar from out there. I do miss the moments when I'm out there doing the bullshit. And I heard probably the biggest laugh I've heard in a long time. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Kyle Farmer's the man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He said that he immediately walked off the yak and he had a text from his friends being like, you're the dumbest.

[Brandon Walker]

It was body parts with three letters and he went clit, nose, and nip.

[Dana]

I don't. I don't mean to slow down, but do we have clip? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Right?

[Nikki]

That's awesome.

[Dana]

There's a lot of body parts with three letters.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think it was eight. The piercing that goes through the urethra.

[Kyle Farmer]

He's got it.

[Big Cat]

What? Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you split.

[Big Cat]

Oh. So he was actually answering for the Pierce.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Zach]

Three letters?

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Kate]

Either way, still a while.

[Big Cat]

Still crazy.

[Kate]

Still. Still a fascinating answer.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Che]

You guys pumped for the World Cup.

[Dana]

Yeah, we'll be Hell yeah. Yeah.

[Kate]

Mexico.

[Dana]

Get starts started. What?

[Big Cat]

It starts 45 minutes live stream immediately following New York and also after that Doug stream where I think we're going to be. No, I'm playing. I got to beat the old one I haven't beat. So we're going to do Doug stream after the World cup stream and I'll be giving away some money in the chat for if we keep the sales going on stbluecoffee.com

[Nikki]

I just want to say pretty mad at you guys.

[Dana]

Oh, all right. Nobody gave me emotionally. I think we can handle that.

[Nikki]

Nobody gave me a condolence for the weenie walk getting canceled yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Nick, is it because of us?

[Brandon Walker]

It was the weather.

[Nikki]

No,

[Brandon Walker]

no, the ween. All the walkers were very supportive. They were on the Love Am clip.

[Kate]

They're very funny.

[Nikki]

I didn't hear from you guys when

[Dana]

it got canceled yesterday.

[Big Cat]

They.

[Matt Olsen]

They even.

[Big Cat]

They didn't. Didn't say anything about my comment.

[Nikki]

I haven't heard directly, but you know,

[Dana]

was it about a big woman?

[Nikki]

Were you not here for it?

[Dana]

No, I remember. Oh, oh, I thought you meant you commented on like their Instagram.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Dana]

Sorry about that.

[Nikki]

No, no, no one's mentioned the big woman potentially.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you disappointed that the walk was canceled?

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And how was Ralph?

[Dana]

I don't think he knew.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

But he came all over me because

[Brandon Walker]

he busted on you.

[Nikki]

It was rescheduled for Saturday but I won't be here so I'll wait till next Wednesday.

[Dana]

Oh my God.

[Nikki]

You went to a wiener thing, didn't you?

[Dana]

I went to the biggest wiener dog

[Nikki]

that's dogs around, dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think we have the video from it.

[Dana]

No, I don't think we do. What's that gift? Shay? Kyle's back. Oh, wow. It's actual. Actual gift.

[Zach]

What is it?

[Kate]

It's actually pretty good.

[Dana]

How do you. How do you all know about this?

[Big Cat]

Chase said. I want to show you something real quick.

[Dana]

Oh, wow. Thank you, Jay. King of the South. Brandon Walker.

[Big Cat]

What if it's the bed sheet?

[Brandon Walker]

It's the period still perfectly fine.

[Dana]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Zach]

What is it?

[Dana]

Is this what I think it is?

[Zach]

What is that on the.

[Dana]

Is this the. Is this the key to Norfolk, Nebraska? Is this okay? Brandon, want to get that for you.

[Zach]

Brandon, Throw it against the wall.

[Dana]

Brandon, give it to me. Shut the fuck up, dude. Is this the. No key rests here. Within this space though one awaits in another place. This empty box is but a clue. Norfolk holds the key for you. Whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

My God.

[Dana]

Your key awaits in Norfolk. Contact this guy to unlock. What's next?

[Che]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Steven.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, did you get conned, Steven?

[Kate]

Steven told us it was.

[Zach]

There's no key.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Steven.

[Che]

I. I didn't want to open your gift. He said he sent me the key.

[Dana]

I got to contact Nick Stevenson to unlock. What's next?

[Big Cat]

You have to go to Norfolk.

[Dana]

I gotta go to.

[Zach]

Jay scheduled a one on one with all of us to tell us that he had the key for you.

[Big Cat]

Literally pulled me aside with like a

[Brandon Walker]

genuine one on one Private Brandon.

[Big Cat]

He pulled me aside. He goes, check this out. And I was like, what? He's like, I got the key to Norfolk, Nebraska for free.

[Kate]

We were so excited for you.

[Dana]

Your key awaits in Nor.

[Zach]

Go get it. That's so much worse. You just got punished.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus.

[Che]

The guy reached out to me, was very legit and was like, we're sending it. They sent it Monday. And yeah, I didn't open it, obviously, because I thought I wanted to leave that for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Why is that a fork?

[Kate]

What does it say underneath it?

[Brandon Walker]

Is this a restaurant?

[Dana]

Because saying it wrong feels so right.

[Nikki]

People call it Norfolk Nor Fork.

[Dana]

People call it Norfork. I'll call it Norfolk. You have to go right now?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Dana]

Driving into the weather.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's such changes gave you work.

[Dana]

Wait a minute now. A visitor's guy didn't.

[Big Cat]

I got duped.

[Zach]

You really did get.

[Che]

That was not meant to be.

[Kate]

The box showing all of us. It's like I have the.

[Dana]

I could go the River Point district. It looks incredible.

[Zach]

Yeah. You can kayak through the city.

[Dana]

Go to Elorn Valley Museum and Research Center.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

I'm so sorry. I'm so excited to.

[Che]

I'm sorry. Yeah, I got got.

[Zach]

Was anyone going to be around that area in the next week or.

[Dana]

No, I'm going to Norfolk, Nebraska and getting the.

[Zach]

Wasn't Ben Mintz going to be in Omaha?

[Brandon Walker]

Right up the road.

[Dana]

I'll chop you in the face. All right. Interesting facts about Norfolk. In 1868, German farmers asked what a post that a post office be established for their town.

[Zach]

German what?

[Dana]

German farmers bowers be established for their town of Norfork,

[Zach]

home of thorough Ravenscroft.

[Dana]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Who. Who's that?

[Kyle Farmer]

It's the.

[Zach]

The Frosted Flakes tiger.

[Dana]

Is it? Oh, he also did the voice the Grinch song. Did he not? Johnny Carson was more than that.

[Zach]

I'm high.

[Big Cat]

This has been a week.

[Zach]

Yeah, we try. We tried this. We just sampled this infused beverage.

[Big Cat]

What else?

[Zach]

It has like a delayed Effect. I went to the bathroom to try to, like, breathe manually.

[Brandon Walker]

I ran out.

[Zach]

I've been looking at you. I thought you were too. You're doing a better job than me.

[Dana]

But no, then you looked over at me.

[Brandon Walker]

You went like this.

[Dana]

And I don't know what that was.

[Zach]

Trying to tell you not.

[Brandon Walker]

Why did you do that?

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Brandon Walker]

You went like this down your eye.

[Nikki]

I wanted to be looking at my face.

[Zach]

I wanted you to bow.

[Brandon Walker]

Selfie camera.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I gotta email this guy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. What?

[Brandon Walker]

It was just sitting up in our studio with this can of thc, and

[Zach]

I, I just took a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Nikki]

Ravenscroft, Kyle.

[Zach]

Thorough Ravenscroft.

[Nikki]

Is that real?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I can't look at Nick.

[Big Cat]

It's been a chaotic show.

[Dana]

Yeah, man.

[Big Cat]

So, I mean, I, I, I blamed it on Stephen for. In my head for starting us off, and that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what really threw me into disarray.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Are you, Are you.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't we get this guy?

[Dana]

No, it says email him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, tell him to come on. Yeah, let's get him on the Zoom. Send. Send the email to. To TJ and Josh.

[Dana]

Will.

[Matt Olsen]

Will.

[Dana]

Will. How about send it to Josh?

[Big Cat]

You send it to Josh.

[Dana]

Yeah. Okay. All right.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, when you were out trying to catch your breath in the bathroom, I said that we, the Dubuque mayor, we actually have a beef.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Zach]

It's not.

[Big Cat]

He emailed us.

[Zach]

It's. No, forever.

[Big Cat]

He emailed us and was like, I'm hearing that you guys trashed Dubuque. What's going on with.

[Zach]

Oh, that's what he said. I thought, what? But he's trying to come on now.

[Big Cat]

Well, he said he wasn't going to come on. We trashed him. Then he's like, hey, I'm just hearing that you're trashing Dubuque. What's up with that? So now I'm trying to get him on today to be like, here's the deal, man. You said you weren't coming on, so we had to trash you.

[Zach]

Are you sure you're going to be able to live up to the, to the rejection that you've planned?

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Zach]

You're going to reject him? Yeah, definitively, yeah. What if he wins you over with charm and just general kindness?

[Big Cat]

I'm in for that.

[Zach]

Because I feel like he's gonna play

[Big Cat]

that, and I'm in for that.

[Zach]

And you're still gonna reject him?

[Dana]

No.

[Big Cat]

If he's super nice and it's like, hey, misunderstanding, be like, oh, cool, dude. We love you.

[Zach]

You sure?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I want I want you to get as many keys in the state of Iowa as possible.

[Zach]

This is for me.

[Brandon Walker]

Have we had optics on this guy? Is he. Could he kick our ass?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kate]

Because that would make me respect him again too. What if you had a gun?

[Big Cat]

What if you had a hundred keys in Iowa?

[Brandon Walker]

That sounds like an Oscar winning movie.

[Nikki]

How the. Do you know Thorough ravens from Norfolk, Nebraska.

[Zach]

They don't have many.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh, yeah. Now we can this guy up if we need.

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Kate]

He looks like a Baldwin brother. Does he not?

[Brandon Walker]

A little bit.

[Dana]

I don't think he does.

[Brandon Walker]

I was agreeing.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dana]

Like, it's like Ian Rapaport's dad.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Let's treat it as like a. A showcase. Let's see if he can win us over.

[Dana]

Like I still.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I agree.

[Dana]

Got right 100%.

[Brandon Walker]

Che pulled me aside this morning. Like Whisper told me it was like. And then if you could do some research on Norfolk, that would be great. All for this.

[Kate]

He was so excited about it. I almost feel like I saw the key when he showed the. But like that's how.

[Che]

Yeah, they told me they're sending a key. Can't open the guy's gift.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Che]

Got hand up.

[Dana]

You're sending me on a scavenger, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Is that like the director of tourism of Norfolk?

[Dana]

Maybe.

[Kate]

I will say he's the only mayor to take the initiative to do this so far.

[Dana]

I don't know if he's a man.

[Che]

They have a. I think that guy is the director of communications. But they sent. They have a very, very active Facebook page. And I guess when you said that you wanted a key to the city, they clipped it and were like, should we give Brandon the key? And yeah, he reached out and all seen on the up and up and said they were sending the key and.

[Dana]

Well. It's okay. It's okay, Jay. I'll play his game. Okay. He wants to play a game?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Let's go. Let's go, scavenger.

[Dana]

I'll play a game. I'll play a game with it.

[Che]

How far is that from us?

[Dana]

Eight hours.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they have cards.

[Dana]

I gotta go to Omaha anyway.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wait, really?

[Dana]

Yeah, I gotta pick up my banner. Oh, yeah,

[Big Cat]

by the way, let me do a quick ad. I've been thinking because we went to Vegas, what, a month ago? Had the best time ever. Yeah, I kind of got the itch to go back.

[Dana]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Like Dante. Yeah, come in back. You want to go? We. You haven't planned your bachelor party yet? Let me set the Stage for you. All right. We can gamble. We can go to the pool. We can go to the sphere. We can maybe get some dirt bikes.

[Che]

Really?

[Big Cat]

I. I don't know about the dirt bikes.

[Zach]

Get dirt bikes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Race dirt bikes. I'll figure that out.

[Zach]

You said enough. Golf, pool during the day. Sphere. That's like. Like gamble. Yeah, that's what I like.

[Brandon Walker]

Edm.

[Big Cat]

Should we do it?

[Zach]

There's gonna be that.

[Big Cat]

It is the best place for a bachelor party. So you want to do it?

[Zach]

It doesn't have to be my bachelor party, but, like, I'll attend.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right, well, I've been. Yeah, I've been thinking. We got to get back to Vegas. So go to Vegas. Grab your bags, pack for Vegas.

[Zach]

Oh, this isn't.

[Big Cat]

We'll see you there for the summer. For the summer tournament. What? Oh, also NBA.

[Zach]

Serious?

[Big Cat]

Or like, you like what?

[Matt Olsen]

I just.

[Big Cat]

No, I do want to go back. That's genuine. And I had so much fun. I want to go back.

[Che]

A summer league.

[Big Cat]

NBA. Summer league.

[Nikki]

Yup.

[Big Cat]

It's probably gonna be the best summer league ever.

[Nikki]

The Bonsa.

[Big Cat]

Considering all the guys getting drafted, Peterson, that's gonna be incredible. Summer league.

[Nikki]

Oh, yeah. Say the. Say the. Say the date.

[Big Cat]

You gotta go to Vegas. Dana, by the way, have you been playing 32. Zero?

[Nikki]

Yeah, I got it on my second try and I haven't gotten it since.

[Big Cat]

Same.

[Nikki]

I think they do that on purpose.

[Big Cat]

I got on my, like, 10th.

[Nikki]

I think they. They try to get you early so you get hooked. Coming.

[Big Cat]

But I didn't even win the tournament.

[Nikki]

I won the tournament.

[Big Cat]

I've never won the tournament.

[Nikki]

Team was sick.

[Big Cat]

It's actually the best game. I know that everyone's made this game. That one's about.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

It just brings you back so many names.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I like the football one.

[Big Cat]

Football one's good. This one. Have you played this one?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know basketball well enough. I tried this one.

[Dana]

Played a little bit. Yeah. With Titus on the show.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker]

I tried the World cup one, too.

[Dana]

I can't.

[Big Cat]

No idea.

[Brandon Walker]

I know that. That was a challenge.

[Big Cat]

No idea what's going on there.

[Brandon Walker]

I've been playing a lot of Redactyl.

[Big Cat]

What's Redactyl?

[Brandon Walker]

It's like Wordle, but you get a redacted Wikipedia page and you guess word by word in the article. Then you have to guess the what article it is.

[Zach]

There's so many good, like, daily phone games now.

[Kate]

Can we do one? Can we do a Redactyl?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't even know if it's Good.

[Dylan]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So the. This Wikipedia article is a ten letter word followed by one letter.

[Dana]

One letter.

[Big Cat]

What the fuck, dude?

[Zach]

What is one letter one?

[Kate]

Like Tolkien rr.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, forgot the J.

[Nikki]

Where's the toll?

[Zach]

These are all like.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Zach]

Prepositions and.

[Dylan]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

So just guess a word.

[Zach]

These are all very clit. Guess a word.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Then can you. Can you get. Oh, hints. Can we get a hint?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we can get a hint.

[Reed]

I guess if you type a word in and it's right, it'll.

[Big Cat]

It'll populate.

[Zach]

Already there. Maybe like first. First or last? It's everywhere.

[Big Cat]

Ignorant.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like you were looking right at 50 of them.

[Big Cat]

How could you?

[Zach]

I'm trying to brain.

[Brandon Walker]

He threw both of his hands up at you.

[Big Cat]

Those are already there.

[Brandon Walker]

He was shaking your skull.

[Zach]

Yeah, I'm trying to actually figure this out themselves.

[Reed]

I think somebody in chat guessed it.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kate]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they already did it.

[Zach]

Che. Yeah, there have been blank, blank, blanked.

[Brandon Walker]

And I've also been playing tune tones where it could.

[Zach]

Men.

[Brandon Walker]

Six men.

[Big Cat]

Do they show us?

[Brandon Walker]

You could click the word.

[Zach]

That was a really good guess.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Dana]

Come. Men.

[Brandon Walker]

So this is a boring podcast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

That's actually kind of. I just wanted a rare combo of boring podcasting and boring visuals.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Unless you're in. Usually when we do boring podcasting, it's great video.

[Zach]

No.

[Dana]

And usually you gotta sacrifice one. We sacrifice both.

[Che]

Yeah, we're.

[Big Cat]

We're doing both.

[Brandon Walker]

Doesn't sound or look good.

[Zach]

I hate that.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoopsie days.

[Nikki]

Do we find out what it is at least?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Was watching.

[Dana]

You know what? We probably should have.

[Zach]

I think we could have had fun. People could have played along at the very least instead of talking about lousy it. Oh, this is such lousy podcasting.

[Dana]

I'm sorry. I apologized. I think we probably could have gotten that.

[Brandon Walker]

We all have our daily games is all.

[Nikki]

I'm going to Washington D.C. this weekend.

[Dana]

No, you and my widespread.

[Nikki]

No, me and K, we. Now that I say it out loud, doesn't sound much better than what Mincy's doing, but we're trying to build the biggest beer Snake ever for ufl.

[Brandon Walker]

That's beautiful.

[Nikki]

It is. It's gonna be awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

But how big is the biggest beer snake?

[Nikki]

1239, I think.

[Zach]

But does it require the beers or the cups to be finished?

[Nikki]

Yes. I mean, unless people are pouring them out, which is frowned upon in the beer community.

[Zach]

Where are you doing this?

[Nikki]

Washington, D.C. but like, at an event at a UFL game.

[Dana]

Yo, it's a championship.

[Brandon Walker]

It's their Championship.

[Nikki]

It is me packed.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's playing?

[Dana]

It will be. Yeah.

[Nikki]

What? Louisville and D.C. oh, nice. If you could. If you see us, come say hi.

[Dana]

I imagine they'll see you if you're. If you're gonna have 1200 cups in a row.

[Brandon Walker]

You'll probably have your shirts on though, right?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

Good one, Nikki. We're pretty predictable. You're on the same hp. Dive up the middle every time.

[Big Cat]

Power sweep every time.

[Dana]

It works.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, it works.

[Dana]

That's fake.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it does work.

[Nikki]

It doesn't get old.

[Big Cat]

Works, man.

[Nikki]

Yeah. And there's a. There's a. Isn't the UFC fight on Sunday?

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is that Sunday?

[Kate]

Robbie and Jack Mac are there right now. Like on the White House lawn.

[Nikki]

No.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Prelims start at 4pm 4pm Sunday. And then the main card is when?

[Reed]

Probably like six.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I don't know. Okay.

[Dana]

Paramount plus Great sports weekend, man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

NBA Finals, Stanley Cup. World Cup.

[Big Cat]

World Cup.

[Dana]

NBA Finals, UFC at the White House.

[Nikki]

That is just over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

So fast.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, the World cup is right. Literally starting.

[Nikki]

No, I know, but once that's done, it's just like.

[Dana]

And then. Are you closer to football, though?

[Big Cat]

Are you already saying the World Cup's over? No, we haven't started it.

[Nikki]

I don't know what I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

I think you're. You're sad that the NBA Finals.

[Nikki]

I am.

[Big Cat]

That's maybe only one more game left.

[Nikki]

That's basically what I was.

[Big Cat]

I was a little like. I was. That comeback was so incredible that I found myself being like, I can't believe you're about to do it. And I was like rooting for the nick. I didn't have a bet on the game. And besides, props. But the. I was a little sad. That was like, now Saturday might be it.

[Che]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Because like, I was kind of looking forward to E6 would have been awesome. I do think the spurs might win on.

[Dana]

They could get six and then they could.

[Big Cat]

Because I, Stephen, assess this statement.

[Che]

Shoot

[Big Cat]

the spurs three years from now would dog walk the knicks. So in 2029, this spurs team is question didn't seem just as good, if not better than the Knicks. They are literally just too young and they up games in monumental ways. Game two and game three years.

[Che]

We're going to be a lot older.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm saying this year's Knicks team versus three years spurs team. Like you can pinpoint this series to be like the spurs are just not ready for it. Mitch Johnson has been atrocious. Like Wemby missing free Throws.

[Dana]

And they're one veteran.

[Big Cat]

Be throwing it off. Steph Castle. They've just blown games.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, I'm not saying it's asterisks or anything. It's. The Knicks are. Are part of winning the title is you have to have the ability to. To be good in these big moments that the spurs just can't. It's just like such a defined, to me case of a team just too young for the moment.

[Che]

Their youth and inexperience has cost them two games this year.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Right.

[Che]

And that's tough to overcome.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Seems like the type of guy to respond really well to, like, extreme defeat and agony and like, become a much better person.

[Dana]

He's gonna have that chance.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Dana]

Well, I think the Knicks are going to win in six now it's over. I don't think after what the spurs just did, they can walk into that building again and win a game six. And I don't think the Knicks, this group of 12 Knicks has the ability to. They now have three shots at winning a championship. And that group of players is not going to go over three.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And the spurs aren't going to go three and O in big moments.

[Dana]

Correct. I do think the spurs and the Knicks are very evenly matched. I would even say the spurs might be a slightly better team, but that doesn't matter when you. One team closes like champions and the other does not.

[Big Cat]

Yep. Agreed. So. Holy shit. You. You were the lone person who picked the spurs on this show.

[Dana]

I did think the spurs were the better team. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Steven. Does he get off the list or just keep him on the list.

[Che]

It's fine. He was 51.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Che]

He was kind of painted into a corner.

[Dana]

I think it's a great finals. It's been an incredible basketball.

[Big Cat]

This is one of the best.

[Dana]

And I would rather, if I was a rooting interest, I'd rather the Knicks win. They haven't won in 53 years. I want to see. I want to see it. I don't see the next one.

[Big Cat]

I agree. I. And also, like, I don't think I. I think we need to get a few more spurs beat. Fans beat up. Like, we haven't finished that.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And maybe we're not done with that.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, do you think you're in danger now, officially?

[Che]

I'd hope not. I mean, it's me, memes and Zach

[Brandon Walker]

and you keep saying that.

[Che]

Well, I mean, we'll be traveling together and stuff like that, so it's not like, think I'll be in a Corner. But I think there's going to be a lot. I would be surprised if it's under 25. Knicks fans.

[Big Cat]

I think it's be a shitload of Knicks fans.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there a chance you'll weep?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Definitely. You need. One of. You has to have the Google glasses.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Just so you know. Just remember to get that.

[Dana]

I think.

[Big Cat]

I think in Jordan's closet, they have some.

[Che]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

But I want that. I'm excited for you boys. I can't believe that it worked out like, the way that first half went. I was just like, this might be it. They might be going to San Antonio to watch the spurs just suffocate the Knicks.

[Che]

I was questioning everything at halftime. You guys were all checking on me. Like, morale check. How's it going, Big cat? I'll give you credit. You were the positive person in the group chat.

[Big Cat]

I was. I was being nice to you.

[Che]

I think you said, there's plenty of time.

[Big Cat]

Plenty of time. And I was back on Rutgers. Yeah. And I was like, it's the. The biggest story of this entire series is how did the Rutgers men's basketball team with Dylan Harper not make. I think we can all agree on that.

[Nikki]

He's so good.

[Big Cat]

He's. Dana. He's so good.

[Zach]

And he.

[Big Cat]

They didn't make the tournament.

[Nikki]

They might have two generational players who. That's my take. The Spurs.

[Dana]

I.

[Big Cat]

It could be. It could be three, I guess. Steph Castle might not be generational, but Steph Castle.

[Nikki]

I don't want to get ahead of myself, but Dylan Harper's so good.

[Big Cat]

Steph Castle might be the next. Like, Seth Castle is going to be their third best player of this core. And I. He reminds me of Jimmy Butler.

[Nikki]

He's got a little kawaii in him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, a little. But maybe not the shooting of Kwai, but like the Jimmy Butler. Like, it's a dog, just like in the bully. Like, gets to his spots and, like, defensively can just shut you like that.

[Che]

Yeah. He was my biggest worry going into the series because you kind of know what you're gonna get from Wemby. Like, he's gonna be. He's probably the best player in the world right now. So, like, you know that. But Castle has the ability to be very good and also potentially. I'm not gonna say shut down, but, like, limit Brunson and I thought it was very interesting last night. There was a minute left in the game. Castle stepped out, and Brunson was trying to call for a review because he was trying to get Castle fouled out because he didn't want him on him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Wemby's problem though is he's. He's a big dog that thinks he's a little dog sometimes. Yeah. You know, he's like 150 pound dog that thinks he's a Chihuahua. Like that end of the game, he was just, just floating out.

[Che]

It was gas.

[Dana]

He felt again the whole second half. The two day versus three day rest are huge for him.

[Big Cat]

Yes, huge.

[Dana]

And now the series is nothing but three day rest. So if there is a little window crack, it's. It's because of that. I also.

[Big Cat]

It's weird. Everyone's like, oh, yeah, well, Wemby's like, he's gonna be great. But oh, he'll probably get injured because big guys, I think he's more. I think he's more in line with like a Hakeem or like Kareem than like a Shaq or. You know what I mean? Like some of the big guys that get hurt. Like he is. He's so. He's so skinny. Like Kareem didn't. Kareem played forever.

[Dana]

And he's not carrying too much on his frame, right? Yeah.

[Che]

I mean, there's not really much to go off of. Of comparables because like, nobody's really had a body like that. Like, we're seeing Chet right now.

[Big Cat]

Taller Durant having some issues.

[Che]

Yeah, Taller Durant. What is the public, non Knicks fan perception of Wemby right now? Is he an asshole?

[Dana]

No, I don't. I think the Knicks have created this version of him. That's just ridiculous. I love him where he's a cocky asshole or he's a dirty player. Like, that's just you guys being too sensitive in the moment. I think he's just the face of the league who's not quite ready, who's getting his LeBron 2007 moment.

[Nikki]

It's like everyone, everyone wants the 90s back. And then he's actually being a little bit of a prick out there. And then they're like, oh wait, that's too hard.

[Dana]

Well, the Knicks are also just beating his ass up because that's the best way to beat him. They're just being physical as shit with him and when it. Whenever he pushes back every now and then they're like, oh my God, he's pushing us.

[Nikki]

Yeah.

[Dana]

And that's the way you got to beat him. That's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it's like, it's, it's. You could look at it and be like, Wemby Is being an asshole or Wemby sticking up for himself. He's basically saying, don't shove me around. I'll fight back.

[Che]

I think the only thing I would point to is the Brunson shove. Like, that was a bit unnecessary. Oh, I mean, and Alvarado the game

[Dana]

before, but, like, Alvarado shot his leg last night. And how was that not a flagrant foul?

[Che]

I did not think. I also didn't think the Wemby flagrant foul was a flagrant foul. And there's the story.

[Dana]

Alvarado attacking his leg was a flagrant foul. When they were away from the play and there was no reason to even touch him.

[Che]

He, like, lifted him up and then one before. Like, I didn't. I didn't think that was unnecessary follow through. I thought he, like, grabbed him for a second. Was like, what am I doing?

[Dana]

Why is he touching him at all?

[Che]

He was trying to box him out. I. I would be surprised the Wemby flagrant foul isn't rescinded today. Because if he gets another one, then he's suspended. Technically.

[Dana]

Yeah. All right.

[Nikki]

Good ball talk.

[Dana]

Yeah. Love a lot of ball talk. A lot. A little ball talk, not a lot of ball. Oh, you are right.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate didn't like the ball talk.

[Kate]

Oh, Reed.

[Dana]

Oh, boy.

[Kate]

By the lake with a girl would be unreal.

[Dana]

I think I might take shroom soon. This is from Reed. Maybe by the lake with a girl would be unreal. I feel like. Might not send this tweet out because. Scared what my bosses might think. Big cat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, get him in here.

[Kate]

I feel like people think mushrooms are different than what they are.

[Dana]

I have never tried them. I don't know what I think they are.

[Zach]

I feel like people think that it's like a trip fest.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, that's what I think.

[Matt Olsen]

No.

[Dana]

What are they?

[Kate]

Unless you accidentally take too many. But it's kind of hard to do that.

[Dana]

I think of you seeing, like, psychedelic. Psychedelic colors in the air.

[Nikki]

What I've heard is, like, it opens. Opens up your mind and makes you, like, feel things that you. That you might not have felt.

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Nikki]

What am I trying to say?

[Dana]

Like, in a bog, like, thing, like,

[Nikki]

things become more clear to you, like, your thoughts.

[Dana]

Thank you, Nick.

[Zach]

Yeah. Not the biggest shroom guy I've never indulged.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you want your mind opened?

[Dana]

Like your butthole in the box?

[Kate]

Like, to gape your mind?

[Nikki]

Stop talking about the box. Yeah, but I'm afraid of drugs, so.

[Che]

No.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Because if you started thinking about space.

[Nikki]

Oh, exactly.

[Brandon Walker]

That's over.

[Nikki]

Yeah, no, I mean, it'd be if I was guaranteed to not freak out. Yeah, I would do it.

[Dana]

We have a guest.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we have a guest. Oh, I think our guest could be one of two.

[Dana]

Could be one of two.

[Kate]

I feel kind of.

[Big Cat]

Well, Dubuque mayor might be on anytime.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I'm afraid I think we might

[Dana]

have Nick from Norfolk, Nebraska.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Ah, hey, Nick.

[Reed]

What's up?

[Big Cat]

How we doing?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Doing good. How are you guys doing?

[Big Cat]

We're doing great. So you sent Brandon on a scavenger hunt?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Well, you could call it that, yeah. You know, I respect Mr. Walker just like the next guy, but no one's going to get a key to Norfolk, Nebraska without coming to this great place.

[Dana]

Okay. All right. So you're telling me the key is mine for the taking, but I gotta. I gotta come to Norfolk, Nebraska to get it correct.

[Nick from Norfolk]

And I can guarantee a great time. Have you ever surfed before? You can surf in Nebraska. You can come surf in Norfolk.

[Nikki]

We'll.

[Nick from Norfolk]

We'll treat you like the king that you are here.

[Dana]

Oh, God. Can I just. Can I leave now?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, come right ahead. How far away is it?

[Dana]

Eight hours.

[Zach]

Was it man made tubing and kayaking rapids that run through the city?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Yep. So we have a. We have a river that goes through portion of our downtown. And the past couple years we've turned into like seven drop structures. So you can kayak it, you can surf down it. It's great, great experience. And who would not want to see Brandon on a surfboard surfing on the north fork of the Elkhorn River?

[Dana]

Well, Jeff D. Lowe has us in prison next week, but as soon as I can come out there, I'm coming out there.

[Big Cat]

Wow, perfect.

[Nick from Norfolk]

We would love to have you. We'll roll out the red carpet for you.

[Dana]

Okay, well, I'm coming to get my key. How are you gonna come in to get my key?

[Zach]

You gonna pay for your own flight or.

[Dana]

I'll probably just drive. Eight hours. Probably. Probably. Nice.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a pretty.

[Nick from Norfolk]

If you need help with the expenses, Brandon, just let us know.

[Brandon Walker]

We can do be vulnerable. So you need help with the.

[Kate]

Nick, are you from Norfolk? Am I saying it right? The T shirt message?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Yeah. No. So, yeah, Norfork is. What is the correct way? Those that say Norfolk. Those. They got lost.

[Big Cat]

But yeah.

[Nick from Norfolk]

So I'm about. Originally I'm about 4 bars from 40 minutes south of Norfolk, but I've been

[Kate]

here for almost 10 years.

[Dana]

I always just talk about Norfolk. Because Johnny Carson grew up there.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Exactly. You could. You could visit the Johnny Carson statue. We have. His boyhood home is here as well.

[Dana]

Now we're talking.

[Zach]

There we go.

[Dana]

Let's go, Brandon.

[Zach]

And you got thorough. Ravenscroft

[Nick from Norfolk]

Regis. We heard you. When you said. When you said Norfolk, Nebraska, there was a lot of people that. Their jaws dropped like. Wait, what did he just say?

[Dana]

Well, when I was In Omaha in 2021, I almost took a day trip out there, but I chickened out. Something. Something happened. I chickened out. My producer wanted to lay in the bed and eat cookies or something, but I. But I've always wanted to come Norfolk, Nebraska, because Johnny Carson's my number one guy.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of notable people.

[Big Cat]

Who else is notable from Norfolk? Nick?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Notable?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Johnny Carson's.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Nick from Norfolk]

We. I feel like we latch on Johnny Carson a little too much, but he's.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Nick from Norfolk]

I mean, he's the guy.

[Big Cat]

Is there anyone else, though?

[Nick from Norfolk]

You're looking at him, honestly.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Actors. Athletes. Voice actors.

[Big Cat]

Anyone else?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Oh, yeah, the guy. The Frosted Flakes guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

What's his name?

[Nick from Norfolk]

Ravenwood or something. Brandon, help me out.

[Dana]

It's thorough. Ravenscroft, I believe, is what's going on.

[Nick from Norfolk]

So you guys know more about Norfolk.

[Reed]

Look at him.

[Big Cat]

Daryl Ravens.

[Kate]

This is a real thing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This was just a kv.

[Kate]

Youth brain.

[Big Cat]

No, Ravenscroft.

[Nikki]

Yep.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Good.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Good pool.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Go ahead, Nick.

[Nick from Norfolk]

I was just gonna say, we know, Represent. Late night tv, the greatest breakfast cereal as well. So why not. Why not come get a key from Norfolk?

[Dana]

I'll see you in a couple weeks.

[Big Cat]

I don't know about greatest breakfast cereal.

[Dana]

It's up there.

[Nikki]

It's really good.

[Big Cat]

Mount Rushmore.

[Dana]

Tony Frost place is comfortably on Mount Rushmore. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, no, I said Mount Rush.

[Dana]

Okay, okay.

[Big Cat]

I don't know about.

[Nick from Norfolk]

I mean, if you're talking about Mount Rushmore, that's. You can say it's one of the greatest.

[Dana]

Yeah, but you did say the greatest.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it could be argued for the greatest.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Dana]

It has an argument. Listen, I know cinnamon toast. Be tough.

[Big Cat]

You're taking Frosted Flakes over Lucky Charms. I think that Lucky Charms. I think if I had to have

[Brandon Walker]

one cereal for the rest of my

[Dana]

life, I think I'm taking Frosted Flakes.

[Zach]

It was better. There's better flavors and textures.

[Big Cat]

I mean, if I'm taking one cereal for rest of life, I'm taking Cheerios.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Right? Just regular Cheerios.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just straight down the middle. No. Yeah, for the rest of your life. Better for the rest of your life. Dude, when you're Like Cinnamon Life Toast Crunch has a cinnamon likes.

[Nick from Norfolk]

If you're doing Cheerios, you might as well do Honey Nut. I mean.

[Dana]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

No, because, listen, I like to put, like, a little banana or blueberries in my banana.

[Dana]

Blueberries.

[Big Cat]

You can't put that with Honey Nut.

[Brandon Walker]

You like that more than the cereal.

[Dana]

You can put bananas with Honey Nut.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Honey Nuts.

[Zach]

You Absolutely. I used to do that, too.

[Big Cat]

Sweet.

[Dana]

No, it's not cereal sweet.

[Big Cat]

Listen, I'm not saying. I'm not stumping for cheers. I'm saying if the rest of your life, you only get one cereal, I think you got to go with the most basic one.

[Dana]

But that's what's miserable.

[Nick from Norfolk]

You know what?

[Kate]

You're gonna.

[Nick from Norfolk]

You're gonna feel that's a mistake after the first bowl.

[Nikki]

Thank you.

[Dylan]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

All right, Nick.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you, Nick.

[Dana]

All right, Nick, I'm coming. I'll let you know. I'll email you, and then we'll. We'll go from there.

[Big Cat]

Thank you so much, Nick. We appreciate it. Very funny that there was not a key in there.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Well, we. We want him to come experience the great things that we have to offer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It was a great moment. So thank you so much, Nick.

[Dana]

Kick.

[Reed]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Awesome.

[Nick from Norfolk]

Thanks, guys.

[Big Cat]

See ya.

[Kate]

There you go.

[Nikki]

Not to suck up, but Reese's Puffs are my favorite cereal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I. I listen, if you said.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

If you said to me, you gotta have us, like, give me a bowl of cereal, like, tomorrow. I'm not taking Cheerios. Because there's like, 10 cereals that are

[Nikki]

for the rest of your life, right?

[Big Cat]

Saying rest.

[Nikki]

You'll never get sick of it.

[Big Cat]

Right? You're just like, you gotta have something. I might actually go check.

[Dana]

I think that's a crazy way.

[Big Cat]

I might go checks.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You don't like checks.

[Kate]

That's eating cardboard.

[Dana]

Oh, what? It's always Cheerios.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not. Do you know what checks are?

[Dana]

Yeah, she's right. I'm gonna check.

[Kate]

Cinnamon Life is great.

[Big Cat]

Checks is Chex is not cardboard.

[Brandon Walker]

Checks is boring.

[Dana]

It's boring. Why do you want a plain cereal? Okay.

[Big Cat]

Rest of your life.

[Dana]

Trying to live 90 years.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you confusing rest.

[Big Cat]

You're not leaving 90 years if you're eating Cocoa Puffs every day, buddy.

[Brandon Walker]

Restaurant life with every day.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Is it the only cereal you can eat or.

[Matt Olsen]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I'm saying, like, you have to eat it every day for the rest.

[Nikki]

Oh, that's a whole different conversation.

[Dana]

That's a whole different one. Cereal. Rest of your life right now. What is it?

[Nikki]

You got to Eat it every day.

[Dana]

Fruity Pebbles.

[Kate]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

We're doing a UFL read real quick. Can you guys. Can you give the people a preview of what you're gonna do? What? At the game. Beer Snake.

[Dana]

And how you gonna do it? Take my shirt off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[TJ]

Are you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[Dana]

It's going to be hot as.

[Nikki]

I love that.

[Big Cat]

Why are you guys predicted? No.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The free space of the bingo card.

[Big Cat]

Cal, she wouldn't even put it on

[Brandon Walker]

the iconic green mic.

[Big Cat]

Doesn't even give you the option.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, a Dana K. Bingo card would be so fun.

[Nikki]

It'd be like four spaces.

[Brandon Walker]

Every space would be a free space. Oh, I got tongue out.

[Dana]

Twenty.

[Brandon Walker]

Beer.

[Big Cat]

Drink a beer.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you guys gotta make one.

[Nikki]

It wouldn't be much to add the same every.

[Big Cat]

Eat something fried, drink a beer, take shirt off.

[Dana]

Wowed by something simple.

[Nikki]

Wouldn't even make. You can't even make five in a row.

[Big Cat]

Reed. What's up, dude?

[Reed]

What's up, bro?

[Big Cat]

How we doing? You could do some shrooms.

[TJ]

Yeah, I think I want to for sure.

[Big Cat]

So do them.

[TJ]

Is that okay?

[Big Cat]

What am I gonna. I don't know.

[TJ]

I was kind of scared of, like. I don't know. I feel like taking shrooms is kind of, like, frowned upon now. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

I think it's the opposite.

[Brandon Walker]

How about you take them and at the peak of your high, you give big Cat a call and make sure it's all right.

[TJ]

Or I just like. Yeah, I just like, kind of like film all of it. You know what I'm saying?

[Brandon Walker]

That's not a bad idea.

[Zach]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I wouldn't do that. No, if it was your first time. No, no, no.

[TJ]

It's my second. Okay, second.

[Big Cat]

All right. But. And I want to do it with

[TJ]

a girl, though, so I need to find a girl to kind of do nice. I feel like that'd be kind of fun. You know what I'm saying?

[Dana]

Why a girl?

[TJ]

Cuz to just like, touch be.

[Big Cat]

No, to be with a girl. Not to be my dick. No, no.

[TJ]

To be with a girl, like, on shrooms.

[Nikki]

Like, that'd be.

[TJ]

That'd be like. Like insane. Like, I just like. What's up? Just, like, see her, like, curves.

[Kyle Farmer]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And beauty, you know, it's like a special moment.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

You know, just like.

[Brandon Walker]

You grazer soft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Good.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

100.

[TJ]

But I need. I need a girl to do that first.

[Brandon Walker]

So put on application.

[TJ]

Yeah. Really? You think I should.

[Zach]

Who's your top candidate right now?

[TJ]

Like a girl. I Don't know. She's got to be in Chicago, right?

[Zach]

Because you don't have anyone. Any options.

[TJ]

I do have a couple, but, like, not like, I don't know if I'd feel, like, comfortable kind of doing shrooms with them, you know? Because that's like an intimate kind of moment, you know?

[Nikki]

Read. What if. What if she was wearing red?

[TJ]

Then I would never take shrooms with her, dude.

[Dana]

What if she.

[Nikki]

She was wearing a sweatshirt and she took it?

[TJ]

Oh, my God, dude. I don't even know.

[Big Cat]

He doesn't like the color red.

[TJ]

No, I don't like red.

[Big Cat]

We're not here. When we talked about this. He doesn't like the color red because it's so close to his name.

[TJ]

Yeah, I'm sorry. You don't know that, though.

[Zach]

Yeah, I know I did.

[TJ]

I definitely should have told you that. That's my bad, bro.

[Zach]

Yeah. I thought you said something else after that about taking a sweatshirt off.

[TJ]

Oh, yeah. No, Wait, what? I switch it off.

[Zach]

I don't know.

[TJ]

Oh, no.

[Matt Olsen]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah. Are you. Are you high?

[Zach]

No.

[Kate]

No.

[TJ]

That's what I heard. Oh, I. I heard. I heard you're high.

[Big Cat]

No, dude, I also.

[TJ]

Dude, being high on here would be crazy.

[Big Cat]

Be chill about it.

[TJ]

Yeah, sorry about that. Sorry about that, guys.

[Big Cat]

What's going on? Reed's World right now. I saw you did an Instagram post. Didn't make it.

[TJ]

Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

[Big Cat]

I was brutal.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened? You post?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like, first Instagram post since I've blown up. Thank you, everyone. And, yeah, just kept on hitting next, next, next.

[TJ]

Oh, okay. Well, Cat, because I don't think we have any pictures together.

[Big Cat]

Let's take one. Yeah, no flick up.

[TJ]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, we'll for sure have to take one, and then I'll post it on my.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I thought he was gonna want to do it right now. Yeah, yeah, one day.

[Reed]

Do it.

[Big Cat]

At some point we'll get.

[TJ]

Oh, you want to do it right now? Okay.

[Matt Olsen]

No, no.

[Big Cat]

My first post on Instagram changed my life. I love you guys. Look at this. You and Brie, everyone. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

There's my hoodie.

[Dana]

It's you and the boys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, there it is.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

There's Donnie. You've known him for, like, two seconds.

[TJ]

Yeah, dude, I up double Dante.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yeah, because he just. Yeah, he takes a lot of pictures.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I don't.

[TJ]

Dude, that's the problem. I don't take pictures at all, to

[Big Cat]

be honest with you.

[TJ]

But, yeah, no, definitely. We'll have to take a picture.

[Dana]

Walk over here. By big cat.

[TJ]

And just take a picture.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And just like post it right away, I think.

[Nikki]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

Hey, dude.

[Big Cat]

Hey, you have that option and, and

[TJ]

caption it the cat.

[Nikki]

Let's go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[TJ]

I like that for sure.

[Dana]

What pose you're gonna go with?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Dylan]

We'll figure it out.

[Dana]

Do you want to be a selfie or you need somebody to take it?

[TJ]

No, no, I think, I think it's. Yeah, I think a selfie is more like intimate, you know what I'm saying?

[Matt Olsen]

All right.

[TJ]

I like that for sure.

[Big Cat]

We do. The last day.

[Dana]

Yeah. What is it? Dj?

[Reed]

Pepsi.

[Dana]

Pepsi. Look at us.

[Brandon Walker]

Mikey Betts said Reese's Puff as well.

[Dana]

I've been wanting to drink this Pepsi the whole time.

[Brandon Walker]

I've been sipping on mine.

[Dana]

Pepsi. Zero sugar. The best tasting. Zero sugar. Cola is preferred by nearly two thirds of Americans in a nationwide blind taste test.

[Brandon Walker]

Ooh, nice, Kate.

[Dana]

You have to wonder who the third would be. Kate. For soccer fans gathering around the food, Pepsi is match day beverage. It brings out the best in every bite. Watching soccer and eating food is delicious. When you have it with Pepsi, it's like your team scoring a last minute game winner. It just tastes better. Match day deserves Pepsi. Food deserves Pepsi. Brandon Walker deserves Pepsi.

[Brandon Walker]

You're goddamn right.

[Dana]

Thank you for Pepsi. I look at the boys out there.

[Kate]

What if Reed on mushrooms is just a normal dude?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. I don't like how this feels. That's my normal guy voice.

[Dana]

It sounded a lot like Tom Tucker.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're welcome. Tom Tucker holding a gun finger gun

[Kate]

up to his head.

[Dana]

Why is Big Cat? Was Big Cat always backwards?

[Kate]

He is holding a gun.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Dana]

Or did he change? Oh, that's giving him options. All right. Well, folded arms there.

[Nikki]

You gotta go up high. You gotta go up high with the arm.

[Dana]

Yeah, he didn't do many down low.

[Nikki]

That's getting the chins in there.

[TJ]

Me in the cat or the other cat? No, I. I just said me.

[Dana]

Wow. Really seeing the magic happen right now.

[Kate]

My mom's group taught me you use another phone's flashlight to shine on you and then you take the picture with another phone. Everybody looks really good.

[Dana]

Is that okay? Never mind.

[Zach]

Is any. Is anyone in your mom's group, like way younger than the rest of you guys?

[Dana]

Kyle?

[Kate]

No, we're all pretty old.

[Dana]

They're older.

[Zach]

That's good. Oh, they are, are they? Are their kids the same age?

[Kate]

Yeah, but they're also way better looking than me. Am I right?

[Dana]

She's with some Some foxes. They're foxes, Kyle.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's like a freakishly milfs. Great looking group.

[Zach]

They think I did see some. Yeah, they were.

[Brandon Walker]

You had. It was a beautiful group of moms.

[Dana]

The hot mom.

[Nikki]

Can I see?

[Brandon Walker]

And they were fun off camera?

[Kate]

Certainly not.

[Nikki]

All right, fine.

[Kate]

They are fun.

[Dana]

Did they. Did your mom group prefer any barstool employees?

[Kate]

They loved Dante and they loved Cody.

[Dana]

Cody.

[Kate]

Cody has a picture with all of them and they like, want him to join the book club.

[Dana]

Dante.

[Kate]

They loved Cody. They could not believe he was getting married.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Matt Olsen]

Why

[Dana]

is it posted? Yeah, yeah, it's out there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

Wait till you guys see it.

[Matt Olsen]

That's fire.

[Big Cat]

Cat, you were fire too.

[TJ]

What's up, Dana?

[Nikki]

What's up, dude?

[TJ]

I feel like I haven't talked to you in like, forever.

[Nikki]

I know. Yeah.

[TJ]

I gotta start talking to you more.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I know, dude.

[Big Cat]

I feel like Cat. Just another day at the stool fire, dude.

[Kyle Farmer]

Wow.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Nikki]

Did you do the. A whole lot of pictures you taught

[Big Cat]

me with the cheeks? Oh, no.

[Nikki]

You gotta start doing that.

[Big Cat]

My new move is to go hands in front.

[Kate]

What's the cheeks?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, sucking a little.

[Dana]

Sucking your cheeks like a fish.

[Big Cat]

Did you do you go hands in front? I go hands in front now.

[Dana]

I took an awesome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I did go to the Stella Blue Instagram. I took an awesome picture, Dana, where I just. I was literally just flexing.

[Brandon Walker]

Flexing.

[Nikki]

Really?

[Big Cat]

But it looked so awesome.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I've been having bad gut pictures lately.

[Big Cat]

Right there. Look at that. Look at.

[Kate]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Dude, that might be my new stance.

[Dana]

Whoa.

[Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just holding my arms and just flexing.

[Brandon Walker]

I just can't even look at bodies. I thought Max was you. That's how. That's how you typically look.

[Big Cat]

That's the new. It's like you're holding a golf club at all times. Yeah, that's my.

[Matt Olsen]

A new.

[Big Cat]

That's my new move.

[Dana]

Zach copy you there or you copy Zach?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. Z. Zach's got his own swag.

[Dana]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's Zach's hand. But I. I feel like as guys, we don't have. We don't have like, good. Like, hey, this is my go to.

[TJ]

Like. No, I. I totally agree with that.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Nikki]

There's a picture of that. You taught me how to do the cheeks. And you look, look, your. Your jaw looks so chiseled.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Just sucking in.

[Nikki]

But I've never been able to do it.

[Big Cat]

People are so obvious do it though, that. It's like people get on me for being obvious.

[Nikki]

You look chiseled. I'll just send to the act.

[Dana]

Oh, God. And Dana, you look horrible. Oh, Dana, Dana.

[Nikki]

Yeah, I tried to do it. I tried to do the.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's me.

[Dana]

Just.

[Big Cat]

That's me biting both of my cheeks.

[Nikki]

Is that how it.

[Big Cat]

Dana, what is. What was going on with you?

[Dana]

I don't know, Dana.

[Nikki]

I was there in the mullet stage.

[Big Cat]

It was weird beard, dude.

[Matt Olsen]

I know.

[Big Cat]

It looks like you have pubes on your face.

[Nikki]

I know.

[Dana]

Where were y' all going? It's a private plane.

[Big Cat]

I think that was maybe a rough and route. Oh, that might have been.

[Nikki]

That was Indy 500 party.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Look like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah,

[Nikki]

yeah. Look at this. Look at. He tried to teach me that I didn't know how to do.

[Dana]

Your fingers are even fat, Dana. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, God. Yeah, those look like I didn't even.

[Nikki]

Look at me in that.

[Big Cat]

They look like little smokies. Put a little tooth picking them and eat them.

[Dana]

Oh, fat baby fingers.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Nikki]

But now I. I still try to do the. The cheek thing and I can't figure it out.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Reed]

All right, I got something.

[Dana]

What you got?

[Reed]

There's a clip from the yak one month ago today.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, Brandon, I can't wait for you getting hats.

[Dana]

I can't do hats.

[Brandon Walker]

Not yet.

[Dana]

No, I don't think I'll ever be able to do hats.

[Kate]

What about visors?

[Brandon Walker]

Not you're.

[Zach]

You're thinking too narrowly.

[Brandon Walker]

You're thinking.

[Zach]

You're thinking of baseball cap.

[Dana]

You're thinking of fedoras.

[Zach]

There's so many more hats out there that you could.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Zach]

You could get it.

[Dana]

If I walked in, give me any variety of hat. If I walked in here tomorrow wearing a fedora, you fight. You six would have the grandest time of your life.

[Brandon Walker]

It'd be the best thing that's ever happened.

[Zach]

Oh, my God. A cowboy hat brand.

[Dana]

Give me was was something. Let's. What's today, the 11th?

[Brandon Walker]

Do you want to do like one

[Dana]

day, one day before June 11, I will walk in here without saying anything. I'll do it now.

[Brandon Walker]

I do like how when kids are picking.

[Big Cat]

Heard that before.

[Dana]

I, I. There's a lot of empty seats there. Hair looking good.

[Big Cat]

So many empty seats.

[Dana]

A lot of empty seats. All right, give me, give me. I don't know if I got time to go hat shopping today. I know, I know. Nope, I got it. My wife's coming down to go shopping in Chicago tomorrow. I'll put her on hat watch. Yeah, I'll get her to buy me a Hat from downtown, one of the fancy places. A fancy hat.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Dana]

Everybody good with that?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right?

[Brandon Walker]

I wanted to scream that. Like, you're doing quite well.

[Dana]

What hat screams? I'm doing quite well.

[Kate]

Hat with a feather.

[Dana]

A hat with a feather. Like, all right. Cam Newton feather.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay, done. You think I just reach out and get Cam Newton's hat guy? Probably not. That's probably not.

[Brandon Walker]

I think Ron knows him.

[Dana]

Ron knows Cam Newton or Cam Newton's hat guy?

[Big Cat]

Hat guy.

[Dana]

All right. Reach out to Rome. See if I can't find me a hat guy. I owe you guys a hat. I. I acknowledge that. I apologize.

[Brandon Walker]

You're good.

[Big Cat]

It's okay.

[Dana]

Oh, boy. Wow. Now. God damn.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Dana]

Hold on.

[Che]

Wait.

[Brandon Walker]

The tall Atlanta Braves. Brandon, I need you in the tall Braves.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. Yes, Brandon.

[Nikki]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Please, please, Brandon.

[Kate]

You have to.

[Big Cat]

You have to. Brandon, in next week, just surprises with the tall Atlanta Braves.

[Dana]

Send me that tj Just send me that link now.

[Brandon Walker]

We need the tall.

[Dana]

Need tall Braves.

[Big Cat]

Tall Braves is.

[Reed]

Way to go, Google Cam Newton hat.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, that's funny.

[Dana]

What if I find a better hat there?

[Big Cat]

No, there's no better hat than that.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the best hat in the world.

[Dana]

All right, all right.

[Dylan]

Come on.

[Dana]

How much?

[Nikki]

One.

[Dana]

$450.

[Big Cat]

Holy crap.

[Kate]

Oh, that joke's gonna be totally worth it. We're gonna.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're right.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna remember it.

[Brandon Walker]

We've spent more on significantly less.

[Dana]

Yeah, you're right.

[Big Cat]

All right. Good show today, boys.

[Dana]

It was a show.

[Reed]

Ethan posted a game one preview for the World cup, if you want to.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Let's see it.

[Reed]

The World Cup.

[Big Cat]

With that, I feel like the Braves. Whoa. Oh, I'm old.

[Ethan]

Welcome to of World Cup Vacation, a video. I will be doing every game of the World Cup.

[Big Cat]

I'll put these out.

[Ethan]

Kickoff a little excited now, so I'm

[Big Cat]

just doing it now.

[Ethan]

We're about two hours away from an hour and a half away from kickoff.

[Dana]

Typically.

[Ethan]

Want to.

[Kate]

Are we sure we didn't just make him up?

[Ethan]

I don't know.

[Kate]

This is our imaginary friend in a

[Ethan]

cave going to win the World Cup. It's never really that easy if you pay attention to these tournaments.

[Kyle Farmer]

Beep.

[Ethan]

So, yeah, I'm just gonna give it to you straight. I have a lot of biases and stuff. Ethan, what are your credentials? I don't know. Wearing a Jean Philippe Mateta French kit. Not many have those.

[Zach]

So.

[Ethan]

Match one of 104, Mexico versus South Africa. The opening match of this World Cup. In Mexico. And we'll just start right off the bat and saying, I will never pick the Mexican national team to do anything ever. Not in this lifetime, not in the next lifetime.

[Kyle Farmer]

Never.

[Ethan]

So that being said, I will go for a 11 draw with the South Africans. I don't think either side necessarily has the firepower. Is there a world where this could get out of hand and the Mexicans win? Like three. One, two, one.

[Dana]

Not exciting.

[Ethan]

That two one's really not out of hand.

[Brandon Walker]

But yeah, it elevator exciting.

[Kate]

Videos from yesterday.

[Ethan]

I won't be picking he and then

[Kate]

posted a photo of the dog taking a. And the leash was between its legs and it was taking a on the leash. And then he had to address people being mad at him for letting the dog on the leash. So if you look closely, the dog

[Big Cat]

is on the leash.

[Brandon Walker]

And again, this is his one job.

[Big Cat]

Oh my God.

[Kate]

Make a video rebuttal. His only for anybody accusing him of letting the dog on the leash.

[Ethan]

Making this video to address the allegations that there was poop on the leash. There was no poop on any leash.

[Big Cat]

Not that leash.

[Ethan]

Certainly not that leash. It may have looked like it, but that leash was fully away from ever

[Big Cat]

being in danger of covered. Is he okay?

[Zach]

No, not at all.

[Dana]

Just a hair.

[Nikki]

I don't know if I've ever seen someone with that hair.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's starting to disappear, dude. He's like slowly going opaque.

[Nikki]

It's like a1of1 hairstyle.

[Big Cat]

He looks like. He looks like a hermit that has just come out of the woods. Been living in the woods for 15 years by himself.

[Nikki]

It sticks up.

[Big Cat]

Shaving his. He's been shaving his face with a clam.

[Nikki]

Like dog ears. His head is.

[Big Cat]

What is it?

[Brandon Walker]

He's like shaved. It's not that he doesn't care because you can tell he's shaving this side. So like, there's a plan.

[Big Cat]

He looks like a streamer that was like went to like the Philippines prison. And it's like 485 days and they finally released.

[Zach]

Unbelievable.

[Kate]

Well, his uncle's like. They took the couch. They are moving. So maybe he's to going. Going through a change.

[Big Cat]

I need to see. I think he's got to go slip back here for. For Vegas. Yeah, we gotta do something about that.

[Reed]

Is that soon?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think it's fourth of July. He's got to get cash. He's got to come get cash. All right, great. Great yak everyone. Yeah, that was a lot of fun.

[Dana]

I'm out tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Back on Monday. Okay.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

We got to end this.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Kyle and Nick, you get. We got to get you out of here.

[Zach]

Stuff to do.

[Big Cat]

Got to get you out of here.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, me?

[Kate]

We're good.

[Dana]

No, no, it'd be funny.

[Big Cat]

All right. See you tomorrow. Talk shop is the act.

[Dana]

It's the act.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Zach]

Stay tuned.

[Reed]

Here. We'll kick you over to the soccer stream.

[Kyle Farmer]

Love you guys.

[Reed]

See you tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Bye.