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That's the canned latte is about to say that was. Dude, that was duplicate. We got espresso sweet cream. We've got a possible golden mug coming up very soon so be tuned for that. We have ground beans. We got everything. K cups. Go to sellbluecoffee.com hello everyone. We're no longer broken. How you doing Brandon? I'm great Dan. Ah, nice. Before that when we had no sound, he said average you said and then I accused him of being a big T. I'm not. I was Saying average long before Big T was singing. Is that. Oh, yeah. I've been saying average for years. I mean, we have the. That's Baseball competition on Thursday and Friday. I don't. God knows what we'll do for the. On average. Off. Who owns the average? I've been saying average for years, and people are like, why are you average? Well, that. Everybody's usually average. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How often are you really good? I'm content. Yeah. I'm actually good a lot. I think a lot of the times I feel quite pleased. I'm fine. Almost always. You should be. Yeah. Well, what's good? Is it, like, a standard deviation above your baseline normal mood? Baseline normal is average. Okay. Then I'm good one to two times a week. Mm. Well, I think it more like, how long? Yeah, how long? You're good. What is how long? Good's rare. About four hours plus, like, two hours after that. That are decent, but, like, I think pretty good. Being good is just sitting on the couch doing nothing. That's good. Yeah. I use your board. I use it in the macro level too. Like, if you do that every day, then it's just average. We were born in the greatest country in the world. We're not sitting here, you know, having bombs drop on us, like in, you know, intense poverty or, you know, not have running water. We're. We're. We're better than. Really? Our average is good. Our average is great. Can't relate to the other. So. Yeah. Well, maybe we send you there and then you come back and tell us how you're doing. Yeah, that's why run. Marathon. Yeah. Yeah. Did you guys debate the marathon the other day? We had a debate. Which one? The half marathon. I. That is the dumbest. The ladies 1. The dumbest race of all time. I do not respect. Someone broke the record for a half marathon. Yeah, that was cool. Don't care. Oh, I thought you see the one in Atlanta. 57 minutes. Yeah. There's a lot of marathon things going on right now. Half marathon is not a real race. If you. If you slap a 10k on it, I'll respect it. 13 miles. But you call it a half marathon. That's something. But it's longer than another name. Significantly longer than 10k. Some people that can't commit to a real marathon. Do I know it was a race calling a full marathon just a double half? Oh, yeah, that's not bad. As a marathoner yourself, you're offended by it, correct? Correct. You think I'm. I care if someone's Like, I broke the record for the Turkey Trot. Titus, you're still on record saying no. You want to run a marathon? I do. I. I would like to do it. When's the Chicago one? Is it. Was it in the fall? Ask Mincy. Yeah. October, right? It. I'll do it. Yeah. You're doing the marathon. I'll do this. I'll do the Chicago one. Holy. In October? Yeah. That's enough time, right? Seven months seems like plenty of time. You run anyway? Yeah, I don't as much as I used to, but the weather turns. I'll get out there. Okay. And we'll get it going. Okay. Cody did it. That. Great point. Lucas almost. Lucas almost did it. Yeah. Well, how close was almost? Betsy did it. He was like 10 miles in. Yeah. Not almost. Not even halfway. 10 miles to not even be almost as crazy. Yeah. But remember, he should have done. He did give up in a very funny way. Just going to the bar. That's what. I think that's what anybody in their right mind would do. Yeah. So what I missed yesterday. Slow day? Anything good? Not a whole lot, no. I don't think there's, like, talk. Yeah. I saw. Dana's rebranded himself as the beer guy. He's bringing beer. This guy going on. What do we. What is he gonna think of. He's in his beer. It's just. I have a feeling this one might be my favorite of Dana's beers. Bring back beers. Like, oh, man, he's done it again. He's found a way to tweet about drinking beer. Trying to get the people off the couch that don't drink beers. Except the sober people. Right. But not. He wants the sober people, but not those sober people. Yeah, something like that. To. Is it. Is it the. There's, like, articles that go viral every now and then. It's like, Jen's. What's. That's what inspired them. What is it? Gen Z. Yeah. Gen Z doesn't drink. Yeah. Losers. Yeah. That's what Dana says. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, if you're in your 20s, you got to drink, but they don't drink your. Do they? No, no. They just watch the yak. Yeah. That's it. We're. We're part of the problem. All right. Yeah. Okay. Sounds like I missed a lot. Yeah. He's just bringing drinking back, basically. So it doesn't matter if it's seltzers hard stuff. He just wants you to drink. But I think he has some content planned around it. I think he's going to go around and Drink Beers. Oh, with Katic, baby. Yeah. It's gonna be like the Johnny Appleseed of beers. Yeah. He also couldn't quite decide if it was hashtag bring beers back or bring back beer. He changed it a few times. I think bring back beers is flows better. Is that him bring back be. I agree. Is that him talking about himself? That's what we all thought. I thought it was the return of him. Yeah. He is trying to inspire beer drinking throughout the country. Got it. By doing. Understand. Same thing he's done for the last eight years because he legally changed his last name to be, Right. Yeah. His wife on a bet. Yeah. He lost a coin flip to Meek Phil back in 2022. No kidding. Yep. And he had to change his last name to Beers legally. What's Meek Phil's name? Phil. Art Phil. I don't know. Yeah. Philip, you don't have to say it. Does anybody know his last name? The Crevice. He's got a gross last name, right? Oh, no. I don't know, like Granitequa or something. Gran. It better not be gra. It's like gra. Let's look it up. I don't know Phil. Gran. I don't know Phil's name. I think it has to be. How. How would you make. Yeah, Danny, that's not something. You just must be Gran if it's not even close. I think about him so totally different, knowing he's a grand aqua. Right. Hold on. Is it the screen? Oh, I was close. What is Cass. Granny Cass. Granny Cass. Mick Phil. Is Phil Granicast? That sounds regal. Yeah, that's nice. That sounds like a. Like a guy from Iowa selling you insurance. Philip. Granocrats. No, like, hey, put her there, Phil. Granite. Oh, I think that's a. That's like a land he owns. Yeah. Oh, you think he owns. He's like surfs working for him. Yeah, I think so. I love granitecrass. Well, when you say Philip, it is Philip. Well, but it's. It's Phil. Yeah, I guess so. And he had to get. And then you had his face into it. That's. That's. He doesn't look like a granite cast. Granite crass. He might be the only Phil I know. I know some. You know, some Phils. I know some Phils. I feel like our agenda. Hey, you have two kids. You know Phil. I know some Phil. Yeah. You don't know any Phil's definitely an older name. Is CM Punk's name Phil? Yeah. He is Phil Brooks. I learned something yesterday in my travels Brandon, that you're gonna. That was mean. It is worth mentioning if you do. I learned something. Go on. And I have something for us, Brandon. Okay. Are you familiar with a term, French hours? I am not familiar with French hours at all. It is the greatest thing in the world, French hours. Let me think what that might be. I'll give you some context so you can maybe figure it out. Sure. So I was. I was going yesterday, shoot a movie in Winnipeg, and my call time was at 6am and Max was with me. And we showed up, and the person at the front who greeted us was like, we're on French Hours today. And Max and I asked for an explanation. And when we received the explanation, it changed our lives forever. French hours, I'm guessing that is, we're starting at 6am but it's a very loose, relaxed. We'll probably get started about eight, nine. Eight or nine. No. French hours. Is there, like, multiple meal breaks opposite? None. French hours is no break for lunch, but they just roll food out all day. Oh, it's always lunch. It's always lunch. It's always an overlapping lunch. When I tell you we had heard of that, we had omelets at 6am we had sandwiches at 9am we had chicken tenders and Indian food at 11, we had pasta at 1, we had tacos at 3. So French progressively, like, redder and sweatier scenes of this movie. We also realized we do French hours every Sunday in this office. I was going to say that, but French hours rock. French hours. Just food at all times. All times. No break, no formal break for lunch. You keep working, we'll bring you food. You can't stop for lunch. But I just kept on, like, I keep doing, like, costume changes. I would just. I would just be like, oh, there's new food. Oh, I'm gonna eat. And I just ate all day. Ate all day while filming? Yeah. Well, yeah, not while. Not actually while filming. Is it specific to the film industry? I think so. I think French hours is something they do where they're like, we're trying to get a lot in. So there's no. Usually there's like a. Everyone breaks for lunch for an hour. French hours means you break for lunch every 20 minutes. Whoa. For like, three minutes. Wait, TJ, can you back up why they call it French? I don't know. They're filming, phone booth. That's random. French hours should be American hours, if anything. Ironically, in France, outside of film making, the opposite is the norm, whereby lunch usually lasts one or two hours. That is ironic. That Is completely ironic. It's very, very ironic. But you guys got to get on French hours. I think the only way to start it here, I mean, we had barbecue here at 10:00am yeah, yeah. But then we need to get tacos at two, right? Pasta at three. Oh, in parts of Canada, it's called Pacific Northwest hours. Huh. So now you don't have to be shamed for eating a burrito at 10am anymore. Correct. Just on French hours. I was offered a sandwich at 9:30 in the morning. You were just offered one Indian by. By Titus. You. You. I get where you're coming from because I met a guy yesterday who I'm gonna assume he was gay. I don't know if he's gay. He was a gay Frenchman. And that's your type? Yes. Yeah. Well, yeah. You. You have a thing for a gay Frenchman, right? I like gay Frenchmen. Yeah. The one who works in this office. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was just like, at 9:30 he was like, dan, would you like a sandwich? And I was like, yeah, I would. Yeah, that's. Yeah, he sounded more French than gay. I don't. I don't know what he was, but he was awesome. I couldn't. I couldn't pin him down. But he offered me a sandwiching on main courses throughout all day. And that didn't make you feel like. No, cuz you kind of. On French hours. And I understand you've never done French hours. You wouldn't get it. You don't eat like the full meal. You don't look at it. You kind of just. Yeah, I had like two chicken tenders. Yeah, but you said like 11 o' clock vindaloo. Yeah. Like your stomach has to be at war. It has to be like a mash of things that have never interacted before. Listen, I was. I felt great. And you were right to tell me about French hours because these two. Yeah. They don't get it and they won't like. It's not even a. I'll give Max in here. Back me up. But are you allowed to talk about the filming? Not really. Max, come in here. Did it take. Did it take a toll on your acting? That's a question for Max. Okay. I mean, I don't think so because I was not good to begin with. So you can't get worse. Well, I guess you could get worse. Was Max in it too? He was. No, he was just filming behind the scenes. Which came for the French hours. He came for the French hours. So do they only offer like little plates? Like Physical plates you eat on. No, they were regular sized human plates. How big were the net? You're just getting full. Zach, these. These guys. Brandon understands, but these guys don't get French hours. What? What don't you get? Just food. What's the difference between French hours and an all day buffet? No, it's basically. Yeah. No, really? Nothing is a French word. Yeah. Huh. True. There were no. It was mostly in a buffet. Yes. Okay. Yeah. It kind of sounds like a challenge. So I will say. Yeah, everyone was eating all of the French hours. Yes. Like, it wasn't just like. No, everyone was part of every time there was a new cuisine that came out, everyone's like, all right, French hours. Let me go see what they got over there. So the idea is you don't have to stop the production, the product. Correct, correct. So, like, is the director munching on a chicken tender? Yeah, yeah. Shooting the film. Everyone is like, the lead actor is just like eating a taco and stuffing in his pocket. He was. Yeah, yeah. So that. Yes, it was. Yes, yes, I was. Everybody's just eating all the way right up until. Yeah. Action. Is there a. A list of movies that have employed this tactic? I wonder if they're good movies. You're going to have like a different stain and. Yeah, he's going to have a curry continuity. The reviews are going to be like, the lead actor seemed really full. Two thumbs down. I think it's like a rule of something that, like, you can't work more than. Yeah. The breaks. The union breaks. Yeah. It's like, you must take union breaks, but if you do French, it's a loop. Then. Then you can finish early. Yeah, but they fill you with enough food. They can't. You can't say we never got lunch. Correct. They just keep throwing food at you. And also, none of the food was really, like. None of it was exquisite, but it was all like, oh, here's. Here's another thing. Let me try this. Yeah. I was eating a rigatoni after I ate the Indian food. Oh, yeah. And I love that it wasn't exquisite. So. Yeah. Low quality. Oh, it was good food. It was good food. But it wasn't like they were bringing out, like, steaks. It was. Right. And they might have just been doing it for us because the two of us were the most impressed people. We talked a lot about the French and we were also. I don't know if that we were in a French speaking. Yeah. Area. Well, I told him about our guy, our French possibly gay guy who I loved. Who just couldn't pin down. But I. Now I'm curious. Is that just because we were in a French area or, like, do they do French hours in America? Do it everywhere. I didn't know Winnipeg had French speaking. They do, huh? Well, just from all. Yeah, from our. Yeah, well, we met one. Yeah, right. You met one. Yeah. Also when I signed into the WI Fi, the first thing that came up was French. I had to switch the language to English. So that's how that was. That was my first inkling of. Of French. And Canadians are so nice, man, it sucks. How nice they talk to him about hockey at all. Dude. Every time. Every time. I was getting my makeup done, and I was like, you guys see that gold medal game? And they're like, yeah, it was a real shame, but great game. I was like, no, no. That' what I was looking for. Every single time he was trying to get a rise, like you would. They wouldn't give it to me. It's. It's. It's a different. It's a different animal. Yeah. They were just like, what a game. It was like, no, no, I want you to be mad, and I want to just shove it in your face. Not them. They wouldn't do it. Did your gayar go off? I have the. Yeah. Philly is, like, wearing a collared shirt using words that have silent G's. Clean, clean sneakers. Just got white kids. What are you gay? Yeah. Yeah. If you don't. If you don't have some type of professional sports team on your body, you're gay. I have a. I have emerged no fairy. Funny gaydar story that I'm debating whether I say, yeah. Did you. Did you assume somebody was straight and they were gay or they were gay and they ended up being straight? I was just like a friend of mine that. That was. That was coming out to me as being gay. And I. And I thought he. I thought he was kidding. I have. I'll tell mine first and you can tell yours. The. My freshman year roommate was gay, and I didn't realize till, like, mid October, and I just thought he just had a bunch of friends that were girls. I was like, this guy rocks. And then like, mid October, he's like, hey, just, you know, I'm gay. I was like, oh, okay. It wasn't. Didn't know. In retrospect, was it obvious or. So obvious? It was just girls hanging out with him at night, like, gabbing away. That's guy. I was just like, this guy's awesome. He's just bringing girls to our Room was wrong. Yeah, very wrong. Max, you just laughed at the guy's face. Yeah, just like. No, it was like over a text and he sent me like a long like emotional, like. Oh, no, man, you said crying, laughing. I'm not reading all that. No. Yes, that's exactly what I did. Next text was I'm gay. But I thought it was. He was just like sending me drunk messages, being like, oh, like you're my boy, blah, blah blah. And then I. And. But this was back in like 2015 where. Yeah, like gay guys didn't exist. No, no, like where it was like, like that was gay. Like that text message I just sent was not actually I'm gay. Right. So I responded like, ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then what did he say? He just changed the subject. And then like a week later I found out he's like. He like listens to Marshall stuff. So like this will probably. That's why I was like. But you're still friends with him? Yeah. Has he ever brought it up? He's like, remember the time you left it? Like, has he ever said like, do you guys laugh about it now? Not like a ton. No. Like, let's have him on. No, no, we'll laugh about it. No, yeah, no, but it's. That had to be a brutal for him to like pour his heart out. You just hit him with the 15. I knew something. So many clean shaven. Because I thought said. I thought he was being like, he was not saying I am gay. I thought he was like this message, this message was gay. Did you think it actually was funny? Well, I, I thought it was funny that because I thought it was like a 3am text. I thought it was just like a drug text. Ah. But I always thought that was like exclusively an in person activity. Yeah. Coming out over text messages. Everyone. Everyone's different. You're right. Yeah. I mean, yeah. He sends you a text that says I'm gay at 3am no, but it was. That's a dude that leaves his phone open at the bar. But I could, I could see the confusion. It was a lot of Haas. I'll say this. So many haas. I. It honestly, it still eats me to this day. We should do. We should do like a Tosh web web redemption. If there's any yak listeners who are thinking about coming out, let's have you come out to Max. Oh, yeah. And he can react correctly. Do you know how you'd react? No. Oh. Oh. I thought you were gonna do like a stress test again. No, we'll find if I could thinking about coming out and they'll come out to you and then you'll be like that's awesome. I love you still. That's great. Yeah. Yeah. We down here. Lucas. I ended up. I actually still needs to man troubled. Okay. I have a lot going on so I need my money stuff to be easy. That's why I use Acorns. It saves and invests my money without me thinking about it. Acorns rounds up my everyday purchases and invest the spare change. Automatic coffee investing. Uber investing. Online shopping. I regret also investing. I just swipe Acorns. Does the rest sign up now and get a $20 bonus investment. Head to acorns.com barstool or download the Acorns app. Individual customer of Acorns and receive cash compensation of Tier 1 for providing this testimonial. Compensation provides incentive for customer to recommend Acorns and all opinions may be biased testimonials not representative of the experience of all customers and not guarantees a future performance or success. Investment advisory products and services offered by Acorns Advisors LLC and SE registered investment advisor. Max, who's the guy on the flyers who has the Statue of Liberty arm tattoo? And it looks like a hand holding a. Oh, I didn't see this. You didn't see this? I have not seen this. And I'm like the worst Philadelphia Flyers fan in of all time. It looks just like a hand holding, like, a pretty wide. It's supposed to be the statue. It's like an underside of Lady Liberty. Okay. Yeah, there he is. Zoom in on his arm. Okay. Oh, yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Torch. Yeah, it's the torch. That's cock. I think if you flip it upside, it's just. It's a. That's. Yeah, it's like. Is that her elbow? It's like her elbow. From bottom. From the bottom. I'm looking at. It's like some. The Disney sub. Oh, she. Oh, she's leading him. Oh, my God. Oh, that's so hot. Oh, Imagine if the Statue of Liberty was leading. I might jerk off. That's the torch. Oh, yeah. Wait, I still don't. I. I don't. I don't picture it. That's the underside of the torch. Can you pull that back up for a second? Yeah. The tattoo artist has to be like, hey, this kind of looks. Hey, man, I think that's a. That's a grasping cock. Smooth. 20 minutes on that piece. He knew what he was doing. See it, Max? Yeah, I do not see it. Do you see anything? That's like torch at the top knob of a torch bottom. So that's the torch, Right? Flip it upside down. Wait. Accurate. Yeah, you gotta go. You gotta go square. Yours might just look different. Yeah, don't go true to. This is the actual torch. Like, I don't know. Does yours not look like that, Max? No, the cock. I see is the Statue of Liberty. Been leaking this entire bottle. Can we see the Statue of Liberty? That is a gift from France, right? Oh, they probably lead there a lot. We. We, as they say. All right. Oh, here we go. Okay. Oh, camel. Cool. That's cool, boys. Yeah, it's accurate. No way. Wait, I didn't know the statue can't find the. The torch. A domed knob is just a. Okay. All right, here we go. So that's her arm. There's the bottom of the. Yeah, all right, I see it. Well, can we see? That's your liberty. Now zoom in. I didn't. Oh, and there's the hand grasping it. Sheesh. Let's see. See, Max, there's the torch right there. You see? Like, no, now I'm. Now I'm comparing the two. I. I still, like. Where's the rest of her? Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. You. That's a. Who gets a. Who gets a tattoo of just the torch from that angle? Yeah. Okay. Thanks for having me, guys. Okay. Oh, you done? I. I felt like I, you know, I did my time. All right. Okay. See you on the wet wheel. Yeah, see you, Max. Oh, man. Did the French prank us? And that's a giant cock. Can we. Can we cut out the top so that we. Can we get horny with this? That looks. It's a dildo. Huh? Wait, put it sideways. Yeah, and then. Yeah, now sideways. Oh, my God. Yeah, and stand up, get led by. Yeah, yeah. What a dream. Other way. No, that could work. Okay. Yeah, yeah. The backhand. Oh, yeah, you're right. That's how you'd be led. Oh, my God. And then crop out the. These guys pranking us the whole time. Can we have the camera up? Can we have the camera? I really fucking. Oh, yeah. And hell yes. Make the forearms a little more feminine. Yeah, they're a little wild. Oil rig off. It's like Fiona leading track. Oh, my God. Paul Bunyan. Forearms, painter fingernails. Sheesh. Tj, can you have a transparent background so I can maybe stand behind there? Oh, my God. Come on, come with me. We're getting a shot. Oh, getting led to the bar by the Statue of Liberty. Hell, yeah, we're doing shots. Yeah. Come with me. Yeah, Whatever you say. You got to be the first to figure this out. You could also flip it the other way and make it look like she's saving you from falling. Oh, by the car. Holding you by the cocky. You try to jump off the Empire State Building, and the Statue of Liberty grabs you by your car. I always get hard when I start to fall. Wait, somebody stand up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Nick, get like this. Make it a little smaller. Oh, yes, Nick, Yes. Wait, hold on. Let me take a picture of this. There you go. Oh, yeah. Start crying. Belting. Oh, man, Nick, that is so hot. Dude, that's so hot. Yeah. Hell, no. What a revelation. It's so sick. Kyle, look at you, man. Oh, my God. Centuries of historians. Has anyone come to this affiliate? All it took was a flyer's tattoo. Yeah, get like, some doodle tats. Little ones. Yeah. Thinner. Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. On your way to some lemon drops. That's a lemon drop. Night. White tea, please. Look at her tucking you. Tucking. Time to go. The Uber's here. Yeah, it's about to leave. Let's go back to my place. Oh, my God. Dude. What a dream. Who? We have to get him on the line. The guy. He's got to be pumped about this. Yeah. Damn, Kyle. Way to go. All these years, it's just been sitting there. It's been sitting there right in front of our faces. Oh, Titus, you're up. Go, go upside down. Like. Like have her suspended. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at her. She's tugging on it. Just hanging out for life. She's laying on the ground. No. Yes. Oh, man. Somebody lay down. Pretend you're following. No. Go. Go opposite. Get me. Get me on the ceiling. Espionage tug. Oh, yeah. Look at her. Suspended from the ceiling. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. The spider man kiss. Oh, so good. Wagging it. Come on, now. I'm here. Oh, my God. Quit playing. Get to work. Babe, wake up. We've ruined the statue of. Look at it. Oh, my God. Imagine her dropping from your ceiling, just yanking your. What are you doing up there? Oh. Oh. We got a Cirque du Soleil hand job going on. Babe, what are you doing up there? Oh, theater on rings. Hold on. I'm gonna curl my toes. Oh, my God. Put your hands behind your head. Oh, yeah. This is the good stuff. Slow down, tj. All this time, the whole world is seen as, like, you know, the. The refuge. It's ruined for the greatest country in the world. Nah, dude, you're tired. You're Poor. But, dude, that's the American dream. Yes. Yeah. An upside down hand job is the American dream. Your girl suspended from the ceiling. Oh, my God. Got your girl hanging from the ceiling. That was awesome. We got to get him on. I thought that was like, our just, like, our thousandth day in a row of, like, drivel, and then it turned out to be, like, one of the most intellectual discoveries of this program. We just changed the course of history with one revelation. I'll never be able to look at the statue it's ever ruined. You know, Josh is probably on the phone with the flyers right now. Yeah. Statue on. Oh, my. Please. Where do you go from there? You go. I don't know. We're gonna start looking at other monuments. What's in her other hand? A tablet, I think she's, like, holding a book. So we've never noticed this ball. We've never looked at her other hand. The orbs of justice, I think. What is in her other hand? The tablet? Is it towel? It's a towel. Yeah. Can we. Can I see her again? The. The full one. I miss her. No, no. You want the actual statue. Yeah, Y. This is the best day of my life. Damn good. You can make the. Make the. The flame like. It's like the door to a great glory. Cannot anyone else? Yeah. How long we've been sitting on this tablet of liberty Torch. Now my eyes go straight to the dick. Oh, yeah. Do penis or dick again. When the French were crafting this, like, the guy crafting that had to have been like, this is a huge penis. That's how he would have said it. They had to have noticed that striking hit. The tablet just says hand job. Positions, 101. Hand job and jobs for dummies. Dudes, I've jerked off. What would she look like if she was a real chick? I don't want to get into. I'm a statue guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. She does have some masculine figures. Yeah. I'm a little whatever. And it was good. Gifted to us. Yeah. Yeah. It might be a prank. Maybe her other arm might be completely frail. Yeah. One's bigger. Do you think when it was gifted to us, was anyone like, hey, remember that Trojan horse thing? Like, let's be. Let's be careful here. Oh, yeah. Oh, There could be a bunch of French waiting inside of it still waiting to pop out. Wasn't it pretty random? Why did they give it to us? I think Ellis Island, Right? Because we were the ones, like, taking in everybody. How did they get it? But I Think that happened? We helped them in something, right? Did we? I don't. They helped us in War of 1820. Well, he helped us a couple times. Beefing with them. Okay, could it be a joke? Because if you hold a torch, wouldn't your thumb kind of go down and not up? I don't think never held a torch down. Well, she's raising it though. Wait, what is this? I think that's accurate. What is it? What is it for? What are you doing? I can't even. What words you're going on. We're too far down. Go back. Pictures. Get us the. Get us a reason. All right, here we go. Okay. Colossal. Got. Got it. Got it, got it. All right. A gift of the United States from France. But doesn't. Why 1886? Oh, that's. It was built by 100 years Gustav Eiffel. We had to help her. You talking about Gustav? Gustav Eiffel? Wait, that kind of looks like meek Phil. What the. People build things in this country. Now we just troll. Are you. We figure out why it took them forever to commemorate the centennial of the American Declaration of Independence. Oh, and to honor. Oh, the arm. We got the arm first. Oh, oh, the arm first. What? Look, it was in Philadelphia. Oh. Billy was like the head and the torch bearing arm before the statue was fully immediately said, get this dick out of here. Yeah. Sends the American. The torch bearing arm was the first thing it was. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah. You guys see that arm over. You gotta. Why? It said I can only find shoe. Can we see this guy's other statues? Maybe he. It has been talked about. Oh, really? Oh, I said he can only find two times. People are saying that it's like there's rumors that it's supposed to represent Osiris's dick. Who it was Osiris. Oh, like he. Eiffel made it a dick on purpose. Meaning. Okay. A God with a big tongue. Osiris. Oh, that's. That's the shoe. I liked it. Big tongue. Osiris is a God of mythology. Also a shoe and shoe. Brown skater, massive tongue. The biggest tongue you could imagine. Kids who wore Jankos who are Osiris. And the legend says it's his that she's holding. There's like a few. Few instances of people talking about that, but not. I love. This is our first Tick Tock stream. Tj. Yeah. This is a great stress test episode for our first stream on Tick Tock. Shout out all the people. Find us on Tick Tock. Hit that follow button. This is a pretty good Representation of what we are. Oh. Of who we are. Without a doubt. Well, us at our best. Yeah. Shout out French hours. I'm just laughing. People are screenshotting. You guys getting your tugged. Amazing. Check it out later. Yeah, that's. What do we do now? I don't know. I'm empty. Statues. Maybe I got drained. She emptied us. Brandon. You never got tugged? I didn't get tugged. I don't need to be tugged. She's not my type. I don't know what to do. Did you guys. What was Chase. Immediate reaction yesterday. Mike Evans. Pretty sad. Yeah, I was. I. I had heard that it was coming, but it was. Oh, don't do that. What you had heard through the rumor mill on Twitter or you had heard from the people. Should have reported it. I mean, it was. It was reported that it was probably not gonna happen, but. Yes. Would you be the first if you had the news? Would you be the first to report terrible bucks news? Could you do have that on your conscience? I mean, it wasn't 100%, but I got told on Saturday or Sunday. Questions more hypothetical than anything. Very likely unhappening. Not happening. He's come back. So did you text asking for the info? Yes. That's the weird part about Chase. Hey, under the mike. Evans just left yesterday. Oh, look, let's cheer you up. Is that how you normally hand out? Hands up? No, he'd be. I do like your arm coming out of nowhere. Hey, let's get somebody. Yeah, who's the. Who's the. Like, who's the most. No big T. Will leave immediately. Let's do somebody, though. Oh, Liam will be. Liam's afraid of sexual contact in here. Are they? They're all watching. Who's upstairs? I mean, White Sox. Dave. Right? Oh, he would love it. I love this show so much because, like. All right, let's change the topic. Actually, we got another album ring a little bit. Gotta really make sure we're dry on this. People haven't started hating Lucas. What are you looking at now? It's unrealistic. Ah, come on. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Lucas. Lucas. Mouth off the porch, Lucas. Here comes the choo choo train. His dream workstation. Dude, that's literally right. Open your mouth. You guys literally raped me. I'm calling hr. I actually want to talk Lucas. Because he broke the ceasefire. Yeah. Hard. Did he? Yeah. Oh, what did he do? He had a shot yesterday morning at rico, right? Yeah, Big time shot. And it hadn't been broken before? I don't think so. I think we were. We were good. And then he just lobbed a grenade. Well, he wrote a blog. He got a blogger profile, wrote a blog, and it got destroyed. Big T, come in here real quick. All right, so Lucas here. We'll do Lucas after Big T. How you doing? Oh, I like the USA Baseball. Thank you. Hell, yeah. One game last night. Go America. Good game. Have you. Are you excited for the SEC tournament? Not really. Why? Why? Is there a top four seed? Aren't you? No. Oh, you're a top five seed. Tied for fourth. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh, with Texas A M. Yeah. They tied for fourth as well. Yeah. We. We brought it up to the coach today. He had not seen that graphic. What the. Take a load off, Big T. Oh, yeah. Yeah, buddy. Oh, yeah. In the usa, Lady Liberty. Oh, Big tea. Oh, the same faces. Oh, man. It's gotta feel good. It's gonna feel real good. That's gotta feel awesome. Oh, yeah, buddy. Right after a big win. Nothing better. Yeah, right. We stuck it to Mexico. Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, you guys do some funny stuff, but you do some stuff like this. This is pretty goddamn fun, y'. All. Do y'. All. Sometimes you do stuff that's funny, but then sometimes you do stuff like that. Take the good with the bad, I guess. Who we jerking next? I think that was it. That was it. That's my patriotic boy. Dj. This way, Connor. Dude, these guys aren't funny. Let's get out of here. The USA stuff. So much better, babe. Yeah, let's ignore these guys. Babe. We're out of here. We're out of here. We're hanging with your friends again. No, we're going to have to have a conversation with his fiance tonight. So I got jerked off at work. Babe, why do you smell like copper? Is White Sox Dave here? Oh, yeah. Let's see. Greg. Oh, Greg. Oh, green. Why is your penis a different shade of green? Ankle would be good. Danny, what would happen, though? I get what you're doing, but I don't really find it that funny. Brandon, you still doing average? Yeah. No, I'm doing good. Yeah. Doing damn good. Big Teeth USA Head to toe. Just getting tugged. He's just such a big fan of getting jerked off. Liberty, did you call ankle or. No, I know this is the Statue of Liberty, but did you do anything to the bottom of the torch? It was always like that. That's. That's for us in here. No one else was such. You're so cursed. Do you manipulate the bottom? Wait, keep in mind, there's no. At first, I Was thinking you did, but. Hey, can you come down here real quick? Oh, he's shaking. Yeah. All right, thanks. Oh, is. Is Donnie or Dante okay? Cody would ruin it. He would make some fun, and we'd just be like, all right, that was enough. All of our. All of our Statue of Liberty boners would go down. Should we. Can we try to get him to get his hands behind his head somehow? Yeah. Put his hat back. We read an article that bald guys relax with their. Maybe there's an all guys new tick tock challenge. Can you duck walk across? Guys can't put their hands behind their head and their ankles together. Yeah, but girls can. Dudes can't spread their legs real far. Bald test subject. We saw a tick tock challenge. We want to test it out. We're running out of ball, guys. After the turkey trip. Hat off. Take off your hat. Oh, no, no, no. You're good. You're good, you're good. So the. The challenge is the ball guys. Can't they look ridiculous if they put their hands behind their head and their legs wide? Yeah, yeah. Like, spread. And I guess that's just what? And then, like. And then look up. Okay. For a while. Yeah, yeah. And then try to. Try to say something like. Oh. Say, oh. Say I love you. Oh. Oh, yeah. I guess bald guys can do it. I guess bald guys can do the challenge. And then shake one leg and just tap on the top of your head. When you're ready, spit on that star. Go ahead. Yeah, try to spit on the cushion. Ball guys can't spit while saying, not so hard. I'm gonna. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna walk and see who's not watching. Yeah. This is almost in the ground, but we're getting. Got a little bit more. That's all we needed. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Did you get jerked off by the Statue of Liberty? Thank you. Ankle. Thank God for that guy's tattoo. Yeah. What a pioneer. She's just hiding right. Lurking like a black widow spider. We gotta do this for Guess. Oh, yeah. It's the new Fogel. Yeah. They sit down and the Statue of Liberty jerks them off. We got skins. We got the women's soccer team. Yeah, the red stars. Oh, S.K. s.K. I think you're getting S.K. All right. Paul, who he got. Oh. Oh, my God. Hey. Yes, sir. Can you come on the yak real quick? Okay, sir. Thank you. I really get into it. Oh, my God. This shit's gonna get taken down. Okay. Pretend you're falling through the sky. Yeah. Slowly hoist yourself up you have so much to live for. I'll save you, Dan. Lady Liberty. We're not jerking off people with Liberty. Yeah, be cool. Be cool, everyone. What's he gonna say? I appreciate this entity. Hey, Zach, can you come here real quick? What's up, Zach? What's up, Zach? How you doing, dude? Zach, you. You would like March Madness guy. I meant to ask you. This is when we were first introduced to him. This is the time of year you get fired up about. I've never watched so many March Madness games than last year. The first time I experienced so many games on at once. Yeah, they had all the games on. Did you like it? That was my first time viewing like that, but it was. It was a lot of fun. Yeah. Okay, we've noticed you and Titus sit opposite. Do you ever sit like that? You ever sit like this? He's in. I'm gonna try. He's respectful. Public space. Take up so much space that way, you know? Yeah, but you have room. You have room. Give it a try. Like, try that. And just try to, like, doze back and just relax. This is pretty comfy, though. Relax. Let the boys. Yeah, no, just lean back and open your legs a little. This is, like, not nearly as comfortable. Duel. Try. But, like, try leaning back. Yes. Hands behind the head. Yeah. Like, there might be a time. No, no. Open up your legs. Open up your legs. This can't. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, Zach, wait. Open your legs again, Zach. That might be too comfortable. Oh. Oh, it's going to get comfy. Oh, good. He's not even looking. Are you enjoying that, Zach? You're getting jerked off by the Statue of Liberty right now. What are you looking at? No, she's down there, man. Yeah. Is that. Is that not Patriot? Oh, that's patriotic war crime. Oh, no, opposite parody. Oh, my goodness. The tech's too good. She's going back. Oh, my goodness. We peaked at Big T. I don't think. Yeah, yeah, there it is. What were you doing just now? Oh, I was. I was hitting a quick lap, getting some steps. Oh, nice. Did you ever figure out the Japanese ice cream? Japanese. Japanese ice cream? We haven't made one yet. No. Okay. We found some dupes, but we haven't made a real one, homemade one yet. This is to make an ice cream sandwich, like a Tokyo Dome. I've tasked them with. I got my best guys on it. Similar to Oppenheimer, but once. We're gonna spread immense joy outside of immense pain. Right, right. Yeah. Immense, immense joy. All I heard was, I mean, joy and Then. Yeah, look over there. Yeah. Men's joy or. Men's joy. Mm. Yeah. Hey, Zachary Concrete guys getting back to work. This is like the last couple of weeks of winter. His videos usually like three, four weeks, like backdated. So like he's in the thick of winter right now online. But I think they're getting to spring soon, so they'll be doing some bids, getting back ready. He says aim to try to get like eight weeks worth a week. Eight weeks worth of work ready at the top of the season so they can kind of like coast a little. Okay. Nice. Yeah. Should be a good season. I'm excited. Look at that. You're fill out a bracket this year. I'm done to bracket. You're gonna do a bracket? You done a bracket? You've done. You've already done your bracket? No. Are you down to bracket or you're down to bracket? Are you? Yeah, I told you. Yeah. You got a bracket success rate. You think you're getting busted early? I'll give. I'm gonna bust early. Oh, yeah. I'm gonna bust quick. I'm gonna bust real quick, I think for sure. That's honest. Yeah. Good for you. Oh, yeah. What a day. Like 11. Look at that. It's one of those things you. I don't know how to move on. I don't either. No. We just have to get tj. Take her down. Take it. Take. Take her away. That's kind of sad. Oh, my God. Who's the big cat? Who's the next guest we have coming through? Is anyone lined up? We got the. Oh, yeah, Thursday boys. Yeah, we have those basketball players next week. Oh, yeah. Ian Cobble's not coming tomorrow. What would have been awesome to get him jerked off. Yeah, he would have loved that. The swirled it around. So sick to have him jerked, like, clean off. Damn. Yeah, Imagine Ogilvie. Oh, oh, Og. Ogilvie. Who was it? Ogilvy and Brandt. Yeah, imagine Brandt. But Ogilvy was our guy. Yeah, that was our guy, Zach. So, Zach, you. You are coming up on a year. Yeah, I think my start date is May 10th. But. But you like, were found again? I think, like first intro to ecosystem coming up on a year. Yeah. With the tournament coming. You were so nervous. Look at you now. Yeah, I think the nerves are getting better for sure. Definitely. But. Yeah. Yeah, but it was nerve wracking. I mean, it was. Yeah. You thought I was trying to send you home that night. Oh, I was. I was gone. Yeah. When you had a miscommunication with yourself. That was that about a year ago. Self miscommunication. Was the Gruden. Yeah, I think that was at. That was in Lutz at Grunzel. Oh, I thought that was your first. That was. No, he applied for Gruden's member. Yeah, that was his first. That. That was his first. The group. Yeah. And then him coming and then you brought him here. Okay. Dave brought him here. Was like, take him. And I was like, let me see. And they're like, yeah, I need him. Dibs. That was like early in the year or maybe late December. The self miscommunication. Have you watched back that clip at all? No. No, no. Do you want to? No. There's so many clips on the Internet we could watch, you know. Agreed. Yeah. Good stuff. Also watch. I'd like to see it. Just to see it. You've come so far. I can, I can try to find a link for us. Maybe we check it out next. I bet TJ's probably already found it. What clip are you referring to? What clip are you? Zach's first intro to Gruden and his. He was applying to be his. His right hand man and it went. Oh, the interview. He was really spectacularly. Self miscommunication. It was amazing. Didn't get the spot, but not a great job. Roback Activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is coming, which means Roback's Azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea designs in several colors, new designs and new products. Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their tailwind sports shirt might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo of looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also release a sweater polo that we are here for. Great stretch fabric making it very comfortable and breathable. 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A lot of the other jobs I was applying for, so they needed. I needed more production experience. So I was like, maybe if they ever need, like, a. The shorthanded, I could, like, make the trip. But how do you think if you would have gotten the Gruden job, how do you think it would have went? I think I would have tried to figure it out to the best. My ability. Yeah. Can I answer? Yes. Poorly. You think it would have been bad? Yeah. I mean, rough. I think you're a star and, you know, I think very highly of you. I think you need to be in an ecosystem that's maybe a little bit more forgiving to start off that super fair criticism. Yeah, it's not criticism. It's more like some guys are coached one way, some guys are coached the other, but both coachable, both coach. Like, could you imagine sleeping in for Gruden? Oh, yeah. Like, that wouldn't. That would be good. Well, but it wouldn't go well there either. That wouldn't fly if it wouldn't go well. Right. I don't know. Maybe he would soften Gruden, you think? Yeah, I think he has that ability. You do have an ability to soften anyone with your. I mean, even your debate. You guys, you guys. We know anybody that can harden the dumbest debate ever that happened on, pardon my take on Friday. Zach was the culprit of it. And, like, we. It was so bad that, like, people were tweeting, being like, oh, that was Trump. How's this show the number? I want. I want to give a tough week. Give me. Give me your argument, and I want to entertain it. Some guys on the Internet, we're arguing that, like, we have these two, like, mega famous people in the current sitting President Donald Trump and then athlete ishowspeed. So we're just kind of trying to bridge the gap between who more people globally would understand and know of in frame of reference. A lot of guys saying Trump, a lot of guys saying speed. No one was saying speed except Zach in the room. But that's US Soil. We're talking. He loves to go back to US Soil. I mean, I think that's an important thing to note, though. We're talking about the sitting president in America. Speed is a European fellow. No, I think he's American as well, but I think he's just as global as Trump. Right. But he travels the world and, like, massive crowds of like thousands of people show up. I love that. Kate. I agree. Trump also has an impact across the world. I don't know if, like, oh, yeah, he's huge. He's massive. Yeah. Is he as grown amongst the youngs? Like, and is there more young people or older people? Right. Like Twitch Streamer or guy who's like, going to war with half the world? Yeah. I mean, I think where he transcends the streaming more so like entertainer athletes. This isn't an actual all encompassing, but we're. We're okay. But this is how he does it. He debates in such a kind way. Yeah. That it kind of disarms you to be like, I think I'm on a side. We're not even debating. Both are definitely massive. Yeah. People like personalities, Right? That's right. Yeah. So one say one edges out the other. Right. But he doesn't edge him out. You don't think so? No, it's not close. What would be like, your measure? You know, like African and Asian children, like preteens and teens know speed, I think. Yeah. We take the survey to Seoul, Korea, familiar with Trump. It's different. I agree. Okay. But that leaves. That leaves adults. Which adults? I know. Vast, vast, vast majority of population. I think we did like, I think 48% of the world's global population is between the ages of 5 and 37. I think that was like a good sweet spot for who may know who Speed is. But also it's like for every adult that you know, knows Trump, you have two kids that definitely know speed as well. Right. You just said half the world's population between 5 and 30, right? I think so, yeah. 48%. But those are two adults having two kids. Two adults having two kids. Those kids don't know who Donald Trump. The other half of the world is, is. They're all pretty much gonna know who Donald Trump is. And a lot of those kids are gonna know who Donald Trump is. None of the adult population is gonna know who Speed is, you think? No. Very small percentage of adult adults. Is Speed the most famous guy in the world or is there something. No, I thought speed, I think, I think not even close. I think Ronaldo's probably one. One private Ronaldo. Mr. B. Speed, Trump. It was like top. Solid. Top four. All right, maybe. Maybe third. Speed is massive, but like Speed. We looked at Speed's YouTube. He gets like 2 million views. I know, but he's like out of the camp of like. He's wedged himself in the argument of Messi Ronaldo, so well. Oh, God damn it. Why are we watching? What's watch. Who's the most famous woman? Hillary Clinton. Statue of Liberty. It is a great statue. Yeah. Taylor Swift. All right, let's watch this looks probably up there. There's a YouTube compilation of best of Zach that has a hundred thousand views. What? Whoa. Are you more famous for yourself? Wait, I want to see Best Zach. I just appreciate being on the team. There's a part two. We should. What? Who made this? Us, Bro Mauer. Oh, Bro Mauer. Shout out. He's got tons of. Look, we got a Best of kb. We got a Best of Donnie. Yeah, because Zach is ripping Best kp. This guy's doing a great job. Best market. Look great in that. That jersey there, Mark. Give me a little Best of Zach. Yeah, I'm good. How are you, Zach? That was now. Good, good. Have you enjoyed your stay in Chicago? I have. Chicago's been pretty awesome. That's awesome. So, Zach, put on the headphones. Headphones. This is your first week. This is a year ago, like, this week. I think that's. Yeah, I think it's first day. What was that? What are. What are you. I'm. I'm Zach. It's been great to meet you guys. By what are you. What, like. What classic classifications are we looking for on the like. I don't know. What. Give me. How did you. I don't know. What's your affiliation? I'll just. I'll start over. What's your deal, man? What's my deal? Yeah. Referring to which this is like explaining the next phone dinner. Steven knows Zach from the Gruden interview. Steven, give us the backstory. What's going on, Steven? So, hey, Zach, how we doing? So Zach interviewed for the position Malasak has right now with the Gruden's guy. Pretty much. You said that you watched football all the time. But then the part that puzzled everyone was that you didn't know what the. A personal foul signal was. And so Dave just couldn't get over the fact that you said that you insisted you'd watch football every weekend, but you could not explain what a personal foul signal was. So Dave thought. Did they put in the groove the biggest liar ever or. I want to see the Griew Brandon's leaving. Brandon's gone. He got goose exactly what it is. He didn't do nothing. There was some self miscommunication that went on. Self. Self miscommunication? Yes. Self is miscommunication between me and me. You know, me and me. I. That one I screwed up. You're perfect. Z. A tough day. I was an absolute blender. Yeah. Between me and me. So when you drove home after that, what was going through your head closest? Hooters. I was like. I just. Yeah, I needed. I needed some wings just to, like, get back to right after that. Hooters. To get your baseline back straight to Hooters. Yeah. And the waitress had, like, a weird misread on the situation. She was, like, being flirtatious, and I was like, I'm here for buffalo shrimp. I'm not here for you. She was trying to flirt. Yeah. You will miss. Right? As they do at some of these restaurants with. With, like. With the cool tits. Yeah. So, like. Yeah, yeah. One of those. Oh, yeah. Buff shrimp locaso wings got me back level. Oh, man, that's. That's. And the titties didn't help. That's therapy for guys. Maybe like, 1B. You're still hooters guy. Yeah, yeah. Through and through, I think. Yeah. A great product. They're still consistently putting out. Which one is still sending their best. One of the few places you'd like, you can still get a wreck, you know, you're gonna be able to get curly fries. Yeah, the curly fries. Fries, a dying breed, you know, like Arby's and Hooters. They have. We found the one guy that goes Hooters. Not looking at the tits. Curly fries. They offer dessert. No ice cream, though. Big cat. What? Yeah, well, last time I was there, no ice cream. That's crazy. They might switch it, but that's crazy tough. Have you been to Chicago? Hooters? No. And a couple of Gruden's grinders on the line up front, blocking them, keeping him safe, you know, from things like faulty camera angles, bad lighting, poor audio levels, Making sure he's secure so that he can do what he does best, which is talk the ins and outs of football. And you graduate from college somewhere? No. So 27, 220. George Gigas, high school. You seem like you nervous a little bit? Yes, sir. Yeah, 100%. Cause you seem like more like. I looked like a different guy. Yeah. Job's not done. Jobs just started. Keep pounding the rock. I'll be honest with you. I. I'm a Little bit nervous. This isn't something that happens every day. Getting a chance to kind of compete, come together to fight for a spot on a production team on something this magnitude. You know, with Coach Green being a Super bowl winning head coach, really knowing so much about football and Barstool and itself being like a sports media juggernaut, I am a little nervous, I'll tell you the truth. No, I mean, your presentation kind of blew me away because I like how you think outside the box. And he came across real confident, man. Like, that was really cool. I do want to apologize for being a little nervous. Speaking real quick here. It's not. I don't typically interact like this. The nerves might have got the best of me. What are you gonna do if he's screaming at you? I take direction very well. Well, you're a barstool guy, right? Yeah, I enjoy programming. Yes, sir. Big fan. Yeah. So you see how we interact with each other. Yes, sir. Hey, Zach, come on, man. Get your head out of your ass. Let's go. Come on. If. If that's it, then, yeah, all day. We can do that. If it's. Just get my head out my ass. For sure. I love football. I mean, I love it. You love it? I do. Yes, sir. I mean, I love the show Schemes. Could you present the scheme in your computer? Can you technically take that like you did with that and. And in all those drawings you had? Yes, sir, I certainly could. Zach, you seem too nervous, man. You got to relax. You got to be my quarterback. Yes, sir. You got to hold the ball steady. Yes, sir. You're doing great, man. Can you. Can you show me some of the stuff you've done? So, like, barstool updates in Barstool today. Can you show us an example of like. I can. Yes, sir. You have done to kind of. You're so sweet. Yeah. Interviews difficult, you know, you got. Yeah, that's a. It's an intimidating room. Yeah. I did see, like, quite a few people on the. I did go to the comments on that when it first happened, because I was. I was like, maybe this is not good. I gotta. You know, you read the comments. You shouldn't read them. I know now not to read them, but they're just like, how can this guy perform an interview? It's like, there's a lot of moving pieces there. There's like, guys behind the interview. There's like a row of interviewers, and then there's like 10 guys behind that row with, like, visual aids going. And it's. It's Jon Gruden, Dave Portnoy. And then, like, the worst question asker of all time in Stephen Shea. Like, that's a. That's a tough room. Malasek too. Malseck, who just sitting there, like, unaroused. Well, interviewing people that he then was like, how about I do the job? Yeah. Wait a minute. I could do this. Yeah. He's kind of a rat. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He's in Coach zero. He's like, none of these guys. Yeah. I'm happy we have you, Zach. I'll have you to be here. I appreciate opportunity every day. Sir, did we make you at one point go to a basketball court and get shots up? Well, no. What happened there is you guys called me for karaoke references. I happened to be at a basketball court because my performance here on the basketball court was just so poorly. Oh, that's right. I had been home for a couple days, and I just. I just kept going to play basketball because it was. It took me like seven minutes to hit. That's right. You moved me in, Mark. Right. You did the gauntlet and then we had to move. You had one piece of advice. Gonna get better was just more arc. And then I just never had arc. I just kept hit. Yeah. Not a good shot. Still not a good shot. Yeah. Good advice, though. You just don't take it just physically. Sometimes. That's the way it works. Sometimes physically. He could. His D1 advice. It's a juco body, you know, Body. Damn. When you put it that way. Zach, why don't you just hang out? Brandon left. He just did. Oh, dang. Yeah, he's done for the day. Called it quits. Gotta study for the dozen. I gotta get to the bottom of this. Lucas, what else we got? Yeah, yeah, get Lucas down here. What else we got going on? Oh. Oh, he just saw it. Oh, he glared. Oh, he's gonna be in a bad mood. Zach, you seem to like everybody. What are your. What's your read on Lucas? Me and Lucas had nothing but positive conversation. Who do you hate here? I. I don't have a hate list. Do you have a least favorite? No, not really. I think you don't really know very well. I just don't know if I've been here. I don't know a lot of people too well. You know, there's so many moving parts here. But, like, I don't think I've been here long enough to grow, like, a disdain for anyone who. A year's a long time. Nick just hit his year. Yeah, yeah. Nick's a year right before you. Nick. Thank you. Who do you confide in the most? Is it memes confide in? Yeah, yeah. I mean, me is my guy. Means my guy. Yeah. I don't really. I don't have much to confide, but yeah. Do you ever vent or open up? No, no. Like rant. Venting's like a. That's just like a social construct. People actually have to vent, you know. Oh, yeah. I think bottling it in is good. No, I just don't even, like, even. I think when even people say bottle it in, it's like you're not bottling anything and there's not too much going on. Like, that's really. Right. You're such. Your way of thinking of it. I don't know. Everybody's got stuff, you know. Well, what sense in talking about it? What happens with your stress if you. If you're saying you can't internalize it or let it out? But who am I to bring my stress to you, Mark? Because you guys going to people. People typically take one of two paths and it's either you internalize it and just hold on to it and then you stroke out at about 40, or you dump it out and you're saying, do neither one. No, just. It's just going to be there. Just don't pay any attention. Don't even acknowledge that the stress is happening. What are you going to do with it? Wow, that's profound. You can't do anything good with it or, I don't know, maybe you can. So is all your stress temporary? It's fleeting. As soon as it comes upon you, out. Oh, no. I'm also, like, maybe not the best at, like, taking advice that, like, sounds good. I don't know. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm not really too stressed. He just kind of. I might be too soon. Yeah, I think everybody's got stress. He just kind of lives. Lucas. Nice cream sweater. You look good, Lucas. You look really good. What happened with the ceasefire? I think I was just bored. I just. So you're admitting, though, that you've broken the ceasefire? Well, I was asking a question. How was I to know that they were mostly hoops today? Back soon, trying to figure out what college basketball podcast to listen to. With Mostly Hoops canceled for today. Does anyone know when the episodes drop for these shows? And it's Barstool, Benchmark, Bosco Morning, Healthy Debate, But I learned they're all canceled. I didn't know that before. You're on your own Here. Oh, you got blocked helping you. Yeah. Your mom's about to learn soup kitchen. So you. I mean, you did break the. Like, I can no longer protect you. That's fine. I. I understood what I was doing. And, yeah, it was a. I thought it was borderline. Are you getting threats as we speak? It's. It's funny, I was explaining to someone, like, going to my Twitter DM request. It's like a 50. 50 chance. And whether it's like, dude, you're the best, keep going harder, or nobody's saying, dude, keep going harder, Lucas, you're the best. Yeah, no, there's. They're like, please keep going harder, harder. And then the other half is like, harder, harder. Pause. The other half is like, kill yourself. I'm gonna get your mom fired. Will you be around for streams this week? I'll be around this week, yeah. Yeah. You don't have any fear. No, I believe that. Who. Who shot your blog down? I sent it to a friend of mine who knows a little bit about barstool, and I was like, how bad is this? And he said it was really, really harsh. He didn't know much about the Rico thing, but he said that was probably too harsh to put out as my first blog on the site. Was that mentor Tate? No. I did show him, though, after the fact, and he said he laughed out loud a couple times, but, yeah, that it was probably best to not. What, did you pick your own photo for the blog? Yeah, it's a cool one. Do you think you're gonna get invited to Tate's wedding? Yeah, I think so. Maybe he needs a flower girl. Still ring bearer. Tate. Tate without a hat, by the way. Yeah, it just. It fucks me up every time. Yeah, he does. He's a different guy. Yeah, different guy. He looks like a teacher. Yeah, he looks like a limp dick teacher. He's got to put that hat back on. I thought you'd bring up Statue of Liberty. No, don't do it. Yeah, let's see it. Let's see it. Don't do it. Let's take a pee, tj. No, I don't have the ability. Not so fast. Don't do it. No, not that. Oh, you see the hat? He's normal. Like he. That's Tate. Then he takes it off. His head is machine. Yeah, see, he does that. He does. He does the old. Oh, yeah, he does the old Blake Bortles. When Blake Bortles was going balding and he would. He had perfected the helmet to hat switch so fast. Oh, you gotta be. Yeah. Oh, man. Oh, my God. Wouldn't have a second. Yeah. Remy, you're poor. That's good. That's really good. Am I. Am I allowed to extend an olive branch to Rico? Well, I think you've already. You've broken the cease file. I know, I know. I was punnett. I know, but. Okay, but I could. It could be like a. A start and an apology. We have the basketball stream next Monday, pros versus Joe's basketball, start of March. He's the March guy. I'd like to lift the ban on him from after dark and invite him next Monday to the pros versus Joe's basketball stream. I know he asked Tate. He wanted it to be just a Chicago thing. I'm not sure why. Tate can maybe speak on that, but I'd like to. I'd like to bring. I'd like to invite Rico. Okay. Yeah, no Rico. I think he asked Tate if Tate could please make it a Chicago thing. Yeah. Is what I heard. I don't know. Rico was like, please, please, please, please, please make this just a Chicago. Why would he say that? I have no idea. There's no way to know. Is that true, Tate? For what? What did you do? Did you say you just wanted it? No, he knows I'm offering him a spot in the stream. It's a basketball stream. This is what happened. I. And we invited Rico because it is a good stream and he has an event that night and can't make it, so he asked us not to bring it up. I didn't make it a Chicago stream because I doesn't want it to look like he's missing. Oh, God. I didn't know that. See, I. I wasn't made aware of that. He must have just said that to Tate. God. Oh, no. When he was shaking and begging. So Rico asked you. What a terrible. What a terrible mistake. Did you not. You didn't see a man at his lowest and have an ounce of sympathy? So Rico wanted cover for not being able to make it by saying it's only a Chicago thing. I guess Lucas wanted to publicly invite him. Oh, no. Well, if he wants. I don't know if he's got anything important. He wants to skip it. He's allowed to join. I'm lifting the ban. He can. Lifting the. He can play basketball on Monday. And that's your olive branch? Yes. That's big of you, willing to apologize. What did you say in the blog that you want to apologize for? I. Actually, the title of the blog was My apology to Rico. Bosco. And props to me. I apologized three times in it. I apologize. I don't know. I don't want to read off of it, but I apologized for telling him he couldn't bring his backpack on the stream because that was fucked up of me. I'm trying to remember the other ones. I. Oh, I apologize for what I said before he hopped on the zoom. It was something like I called him a crybaby, like twice in the same sentence. And I could have done a lot better than what I said. So I apologize for that. Okay. And I forget the third one, but he'll be here tomorrow night school. Okay. Ceasefire is so. Oh, I invited him Monday. All right. Thank you, Lucas. Of course. This is good. Yes. This is. This is World War iii, bro. Yeah. I thought that was an actual olive branch. I did too. I wasn't. He fooled me. He fool. He's good at that. He's dead. Oh, man. What a decision. His mom has to go. She has to get fired. What a decision. She actually does at this. Yeah, yeah. No, and I actually don't think. I don't think how. How tightly wound about Bitcoin Gamma basketball as Bosco this year. Pretty tight. He still remains consistent because, like, they don't have the aspirations that. Yeah, I think that. But it doesn't matter. He's still. I would say actually you're right. Not St. John's one. Yeah. St. John's going to the final four would destroy him. Yeah. But I'm saying he is. He is primed for the cave for Lucas to. With him. Yes. Yeah. And that's not a good combo. Yes, it's not going to be a good combo. No. The gorilla. The gorilla will be out. Damn. What do you think? Maybe, Maybe Zach, you lead the peace treaty talks. I think we got guys way better at negotiation than me. Big cat. When it comes to. But you're disarming. But the way. Have you. Have you ever spoken to Rico about stress? Because the way you kind of said it to us. Have you tried, like, that approach with it? Like, I feel like we all have tried everything. Maybe you just like kind of say to him, like, just don't be stressed. I, I. Can you talk to them about this? No, we don't talk stress a lot. We say, hey, what's up? And I'm like, hey, what's up, Rico? Well, maybe you're what we need. Maybe we need to put you on the case. I don't know. Maybe they just gotta be the. Maybe like through them. Maybe there's a Light at the end of the tunnel. That it gets worse before it gets better. Maybe it's gonna get worse. I mean, after the. I don't know. I. That didn't seem very promising. It didn't. The Trojan horse hollow branch, like, that's. I don't know. I got no clue. Have you ever had people mad at you? Yeah. I mean. And what do you do to rebuild that bridge? I don't know. You just. Hooters. They should go to hood. Take a mooters. Yeah. I don't hate that move at all. Maybe Rico and Lucas. Jack, when is Greg coming? First class tomorrow. Tomorrow morning. Is he on the first class list? Yes. Only one good Greg will be here tomorrow. Even just saying that Greg, Eve Titus is going to be here at 2 in the morning. I got to go get a haircut. I got to get my haircut. Should we wear tuxes for him? Sure. Yes. Yeah. Dress up for green Greg. I'm nervous about green Greg coming. Why? Why? I think like five minutes in, we'll be like, that's it. Yeah, yeah, you're green. That's why I think we don't have him speak. Yeah, we hyped him up so much. It's not his fault. Never meet your heroes. Honestly, a cutout would do. Yeah, I think that would be better. No offense to Gray. No, no, I'm sure. Yeah. Just a photo. Yeah. I think you just have him roam around. We phoned a friend him on the dozen yesterday and Clutch. Yeah, it was a moment. It was, wow, Craig coming in. Clutch. He's our guy. I don't feel like he knows anything. No, he didn't give us an answer. Oh, he answered the phone. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So that was clutching. Yeah. I don't think I've giggled so much in my life that we were on the phone with Greg. I just couldn't believe it. It's like the man on the other end of this. It was matching brand silhouettes. You had to like, name the brand based on the silhouette. And we voice called him audio, not video described the silhouette. We described the shape. One looked exactly like Dairy Queen. We told him, but he still. Yeah. Okay, so picture the Dairy Queen logo with no change. What do you think, Greg? Okay. Is it. What did he end up saying? Blue ribbon, blue diamond almonds. Are you sure, Greg? It looks just like the Dairy Queen logo. Yeah. Oh, man. He texted me after. He texted me after it said it was Dairy Queen. Wasn't. Dude, I think I up. Oh, I love him. I love him. So maybe he'll be perfect. Maybe I don't have to worry. Maybe my fears are unfound. How long is he here for? What are our plans? Five days. So should we just do 30 seconds a day? Yeah. I don't know. Just a shot of gray. Put him on it. Yeah. Like an innings count leading up just so that we. We don't burn him out. Make sure he's. He's got the stamina. Greg. Shots. And he'll be in the cave, which I think that's a good natural fitting for him where he can just be himself. What is himself? I don't know. I know nothing about him. Can we set up like a tunnel and just have him do entrances like every 30? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes. There's green grass machine. We need a fog, Missouri fog machine tomorrow. Let's get it set up. Every 20 minutes he does an entrance. Give him an. Here he comes. Green Greg. And that's it. Goes right back. Go back to the. Yeah, right. Yeah. Restart the clock. Just keeps coming through. Just have one wing on a platter for him. Yeah. Oh, by the way, Slim Jims. This episode is brought to you by Slim Jim. And we have some big news to report. Buffalo Wild Wings and Slim Jim have teamed up to create something clutch. A brand new chicken stick. This isn't your run of the mill meat stick. It's everything you love about chicken wings packed into a convenient snack stick ready for you to take on the go. It's bold, tangy, mouth watering chicken wing flavor anytime, anywhere. Each juicy, tender bite delivers a big win. New Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Available in two delicious flavors, Buffalo or hot. You know the rule. If the game's on, you need to be locked in with snacks on deck. So stock up for game day and tear into the new Buffalo Wild wing chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Love it. Slim Jim, baby. Geno Smith is a jet. Geno Smith. Congrats, Kyle. Oh my God. That's so huge. That's perfect. It really is. It's exactly who the jets would get. I need someone to do like I'm Coming home video. I think the jets kind of tweeted one already, didn't they? What did the jets tweet a Diddy song? No. Did they? Well, yes. I think the jets might have tweeted a. A Diddy song. He doesn't have like the R. Kelly pass. Does he have a hit that's like. Yeah. How do you have to separate the art from the artist and play this hit? I don't what it. What Are. It'd be. I like Bad Boys for Life. Oh, that's Bad Boys for Life. Everybody coming home. Yeah, he has some good songs. Yeah. What's like can't touch tunes. I'm like, wait, I'm coming home. Did he. Oh, I think he. He's got a lot of like, producer credits as well on pretty big songs. Very multi talented. Yeah, he's multifaceted career in this music thing. What's the latest with his, like, is he just in jail? Yeah, I heard like, he could be getting out in a year. For how? I don't know. Has he been. My source was Dante. Has he gone to trial? That's. Yeah. Yeah. Lent's been going well. Yeah. Have you just been tweeting his stuff? Yeah, but I. Lately I've been seeing him actually like the video. So I'm like, why am I even doing this? Like I said before, it feels like you're just behind bulletproof glass telling me what to do. What's the weirdest request he's made from you? There's a lot I haven't done. Like what? Well, I did this, actually. I don't think we ever talked about on the show. Did you see the tweet from Nadu where he's like, I am not family? Yeah. Yeah. He wanted me to quote, tweet that and say, and. And my dick is 14 inches or something, contrary to what you guys are saying. Did you do that for. Yeah, I did that part. But how to do this? Oh, terrible. That's why I'm like, no, like 20. Can I see? Can we see? It's like, there's no upside for me. I've been just trying to make videos and like, scrolling through our text conversations. So you have his logins? No. No. Okay. So how's it. How'd the tweak go out? Oh, off of mine. I just say hyphen. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're only hurting yourself. I know. Oh, he's like, you promise? I'm like, yeah, but. Oh, if you're. He needs to give you all the logins. I don't even know if I want that power. No, Then he'll blame everything. I think he still has that service. Unfollowing the horse. But it's like two at a time. Only two a day. It's like a 50 success rate. Half the time it's a guy or somebody he works with. I'm starting to think that's not real. So he just texts you all the time? You need full access because I. Yeah, his algorithm has to be. Yeah. What's like, what's the limitations on that, you think? Like, if Pusha T is mentioned in the files, are his songs just done from radio play? I heard Kanye was at a concert in Japan and like he was playing Runaway and just took out Pusha T's verse after that. Oh, I didn't know Pusha T was in the files. Oh, yeah. Sorry I had to find out this way. Damn. Yeah. What a widespread. Like there's like people from all walks of life and it's a real melting pot. Those five. Well, he was just emailing everyone. Yeah. Kind of annoying. Yeah, really annoying, these guys. Do you guys. Do you guys like sheets on your bed? Oh, I thought you were talking about the chain. Yes, yes, yes. I hate them fresh. No, no, no. Not the bottom sheet. Bottom sheet. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Top sheet. Top sheet is the worst thing that only gets right. I can't sleep without a top sheet. Oh, I hear you. Direct comforter on me. No. Go. Direct comforter. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's insane. Oh, yeah. Then no. Yeah, there's too many moving parts. So they get 10, I get tangled. I basically like strangle myself. Toss them. I get that Titanic. Like when you try to take your jacket off when you're wearing a seat belt. Yes. I get like that panic that I'm trapped. No, you tuck it under all really good. So you're. No, I can't tuck it. It's too hot. Flip. You tuck. I untuck every time I get to a hotel. What's the sheet called again? A top sheet. That's. Is there another one? It sucks. Yeah, I've never. Hate it. You got to stop using as a sheet. It actually makes like one of the best pillows. Cuz it morphs so well to your head. What about your pillows there? So like sometimes they're warm, so you need to pivot. Okay. So you top sheets a better pillow than a pillow? I think so, yeah. Cuz it morphs like perfectly to your like. So you have one arm here or like either way the sheet molds. Molds perfectly. I've never, never found a pillow that molds to the body like a top sheet does. So that's what you sleep on regularly? Yeah, definitely. It's almost your issue. Too comfy? They're pretty comfortable. Do you go pillow between the legs? No. Oh, I do. Yeah. You guys pivot from comforter when it's warm out? Are we rotating different blankets? I pivot. Comforter. Yeah. A lighter comforter in the summer. Nice sheets suck skin under Comforter? Yeah. A little too raw for me. What kind of comfort are you rocking with? That's too. It's. I have like a nice down gross one. Yeah, but it's not too gross. Oh, that's one thing you missed. People can see Kyle's urethra from the train. I live adjacent to a train station and people are looking at it if they wanted to. You're just naked. Something like when I get out of the shower and then I go. But do you towel run to the drawer to get a pair? Seeing you scamper would be so funny. Wait, so you towel and then dry off and then leave your towel in the bathroom? Towel, dry off. Leave my towel in the bathroom? Bathroom, yes. Huh. I keep my towel on me till I get to my underwear drawer. Oh. Oh, you're never nude. I guess so. Yeah. I mean, I'll then detail, but you put. Do you leave the. No, no, no, no. You do that. I'm not doing the locker in your own home, Nick. That'd be crazy. I have like, windows that my neighbor. I slide. In your own home? You do that. You ride it. You go out in your own home. Oh, wait, what are we. What are we saying? A towel around my waist and then step into my underwear. He changes the same way your underwear on to take off the towel. I thought. Do you guys straddle and. Oh, the floss. Yeah. You floss? Yeah. Yeah. I heard if you leave your anus wet, that can cause some. Some problems. What kind of problem? What? Fissures, polyps from leaving a wet ass. Like gastro issues? Yeah. Really? No, don't leave your. They say really dry. I read it like two weeks ago. So you struck. Do you struggle with Fishers? There's. I. I can't see them with my eyes, so I don't know what I'm feeling. They're definitely. Because you're the guy with the three dimensional. Yeah, you're the. You're the guy with the cream. Yeah. So do you think it's been. Because you haven't been drying? I mean, I just read that as a fact, so I'm gonna start drawing more. The gooch is like trying to. To dry a puddle every time. It's impossible. Have you seen the new dryer? It's like the size of the. Do you weigh yourself on scale? Scale? It's like the size of a scale, but you just stand on it and just blows air up and dries. Really? All your under bridges? Yeah, yeah, like that. I don't know if I'd like to see it like flapping. Skydiving. Indoor skydive. Put a little helmet on top of it and already is. But you might. That might be for you. You got any problem areas, Zach? Problem areas? Your body giving you fits, aches and pains? You just like Kyle's butthole or. No, just like lower back. Regular stuff? Yeah, just like some nerve stuff, nothing crazy. What about you? Slower? Hips? Yeah, my hips are tight. I've been dizzy for three weeks. You have been dizzy Non stop. What? Yeah, it's like I haven't because my ears are always trying to pop, always yawning. Feels like there's like cotton. Kind of concerned. Going to a doctor or anything? Not yet. Maybe you should. Yeah, like five weeks dizzy is definitely. Dr. You think so? Yes. But like when you call, when you sit up or just when I stand especially or after I pee. No, dizzy's doctor okay. You gotta go to vertigo. Yeah, probably. Maybe some iron, but it feels like my ears are clogged, so it feels like some sort of tube. Dr. I used to have those symptoms too. Dizzy, Cancer? No, dizzy, like actually dizzy. Yeah. Dr. All right. Doctor. But it's gonna be something mild. Yeah, I'm gonna get a yeah. Yeah. Do you agree, Zach? Dr. I would say maybe just try fluids first. Okay. See, Zach person asked Zach and Super bowl week had 105 degree fever and didn't do anything. Well, they're just going to say drink water and rest for everything. Not wrong. And then what do you, what do they say when you tell them you're dizzy? Okay, sit down and they're going to try. Maybe they try to give you medication. It's like, well, how long I have to take this for? I'm with you, Zach. If I'm a doctor, though, you say I've been dizzy for a day, I'm like, hey, let's take some. Maybe drink some flu. If you tell me you've been dizzy for three weeks. Yeah. Putting you in the CAT scan. I got new glasses too, so. Oh, yeah. Three weeks though, still. Well, then you're solved. It's like, I think, I think you take the medication until you're better. Yeah. That's when you stop. That could be true too. Yeah, I guess. Like that's when you go get that second opinion. Right. Was your mom mad that you didn't go to the doctor? Yeah, she was upset. Yeah, she was. She was. I feel like she gets upset. I told her I went after. Yeah. Are you going if you get a fever like that? No, because as long as you can cure it at home. Yeah. I feel like they're just gonna give you, like, an iv, Maybe some, like, Advil to. Hey, go to bed. I don't know. Yeah, I think if you go early enough, can't they give you, like, a Z pack or whatever? I don't know what they call it. They're always gonna catch it early enough. You can get, like, a boost at least. But have you come to grips with the fact that, like, everything you say your mom's listening to? Because it is a weird phenomenon. I forget sometimes where people will text me. Sometimes I'll be like, I didn't tell you that. Like, oh, I did say that out loud. I'll forget. And then my mom will say it on FaceTime. Then I'll be confused. I'm like, wait, how did you. We just did that today. And she's like, oh, I saw it on wherever. That's. Yeah, my mom is tuned in. She's very much tuned in. That's good, though. Yeah. Support mother. Yeah. Oh, she's the best. I. I wasn't saying that in any way whatsoever that it wasn't a good thing, because for a second there, you were kind of calling her out. No, not at all. I promise I wasn't. I love my mom so much. She's the best. Does she have a favorite at bar stool besides you? My mom. My mom says. Dana, is it. Yeah. My mom doesn't really have a favorite. My dad does. Love Max. Yeah. Yeah. Dad's love Max. Max is definitely a dad's guy. Yeah. My dad's like, you got to tell Max. Like, what's he doing for Thanksgiving? I'm like, max is a family dad. He's video. Trying to get him over to Thanksgiving, trying to adopt him. I'm telling you, he just lost Max. That's great. Trying to squeeze you out as a. Could be. Definitely could be. Yeah. I don't. I don't. I don't. Keep your head on the table. You gotta keep that head on. I could be in the portal quick. Yes. Could be. Your mom have Netflix? Yes. She can watch the show and everything. Yeah, she does have Netflix. That's good. She listened to. I think she might. I don't know. I still can't get over the fact that you got fired from your dad and then your mom also worked there. That was. You know, it's a tough day, really, like, stretch of weeks, but. But that's why you're so good at it. Some things make you better for. You know, you got trials and tribulations Everybody's gone. And that's something you just never talked about. I mean, you try. No. Yeah. Like, even though you were in the same house as the man who fired you and the woman who worked at the same job, you just didn't bring it up. Because you gotta think, like, at. At work, we're working, but at home, we're is. It's like separations of environments. Your family has always known exactly what you're doing at work for, like, a decent stretch. And going off that into this. Yes. That's kind of comforting. Yeah, definitely. It was comforting working with him because that was. That was awesome. It's nice not having to fill people in on everything. 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So I'm, like, under 100 yards from my house, and I see kind of a. Something that's not supposed to be there. Like kind of a white thing, maybe a little bit fluffy, and it starts to move. So I was like, oh, my God. So it approaches my. My dog and myself, and I'm like, holy. So actually, I'm really glad that I talked about this a couple weeks on the act, because somebody DM me and said they live in the mountains, and something you need to get is an air horn. You do not live in the mountains. Well, no, they live in the mountains and deal with coyotes fairly regular. And said get like a. There are. But again, you do not live in the mountain. But we have a coyote problem. Your plan. Your plan is to hit the air horn in your suburban neighborhood. So I feel like that's a little different than the mountains. So I was walking again. You're not in the mountains. You're not in the mountains dealing with the same animal. Yeah. You are in threat. You're gonna have neighbor problems if you're blaring that Horner. Go on. So the figure starts walking towards us, and I was like, holy shit. So I'm thinking it's a coyote. So I take the air horn out. It's a mini air horn, and I blare it in its face, and it gets spooked, and it kind of runs a little bit away. So then we start walking back to the house, think it's gonna be okay, but it circles back. So I'm like, oh, shit. Like it's about to go down. So I put the question on. I'll finish the story in a second. But if I'm walking my dog and another animal or dog that's off leash comes over with no owner in sight comes over. What's the protocol? Like, can I kick it? How hard? Like, to save your dog? Like, punt this thing as hard? No, I didn't say punt it. I said kick it. Well, first of all, what kind of dog was this? You said white and fluffy. I wouldn't kick a white and fluffy. So it did from. From about 20ft, look like it could be a coyote. So my dog's about 25 pounds. You. You have bad vision. There was again. This is dark. No. No street lights. Okay. So it. This thing came over, and then I realized that it was. I hit the air horn again, and it ran away. But this is crazy. Just hit the air horn. Yeah, well, fucking crazy. You're air horning a strange shadowy figure. What time of night is. Not even sure what. It's not crazy late. It's probably like 8:30. Yeah. You can't be hitting an air horn in arlington heights at 8:30. Toddler bedtime, bro. Would you rather me kick a dog in the face? Everyone else would. Hold on. Was the dog going at your dog? Yes. Like, actually going at it? I think so. Like. Yes, definitely. Definitely coming towards us. But. But was his tail wagging? Was. He's never kicked? No, I don't. I don't. I don't. I do not think the dogs. It did not look like a friendly. There's so many different, like, sliding scales of this because, like. Yes, this has happened many times where, like, a dog will come up off leash. If it's wagging its tail. I'll let it just sniff Stella's butt if a dog comes. Like, there was a time when a dog came, like, sprinting towards her. I didn't kick it, but I put my body in between us. I've actually got bit by a dog because I separated. I don't want that. Yeah, but you got to get involved your weights. I did coyote with an air horn, but I. I think you hit the air horn before you even knew if this dog was, like, aggressive. I thought it was a coyote, first of all. Did the air horn work? Yes. A white, fluffy thing you thought was a. No, it was like a. It was similar size to my dog. My dog's about 25 pounds. This dog, if I had to guess, was 20 and 25. And what. What color was it? White. And was it fluffy? Kind of. Yeah, it's the most opposite of a coyote ever. No, no, that'd be a coyote walked by me, like, two weeks ago, and it was, like, not crazy different. It was not in the Duffy in the dark. Okay. Yeah. But like, this. These are. These decisions are happening the split second. Yeah, it looked like the coyotes looked like. Oh, yeah, this. Yeah, that one. I think the moral of the story here is we got to get your air horn out of your hands. I'd give that. This worked. This works. So the dot. So it turns out that this dog actually lives, like, kind of almost diagonal from us, and we have dueling fences. My dog barks this dog all day, and that dog barks it. Well, yeah. Behind a fence. Yeah, Dogs bark at other dogs behind fences. So this dog ran to its house, was on the other side of the fence, and Then I hit the air horn again. Like, hey, fucking people. Get outside and get your dog. Oh, you hit the air horn for the people. For the people. Oh, my God. This is third time you're here. I don't mind it, Chef. And then they came out. Well, hold on. This actually kind of. This is crazy. No. Yeah, they. My. My family inside didn't even hear it. It's a mini air horn. Okay. So the people diagonal for me streets, and I go, hey, your dog fucking tried to attack my dog, but didn't. And then they're like, oh, sorry. Picked it up, went in the front. They left their, like, back door open. So I was just waiting by the corner of my yard to be like, hey, you're the number one, Karen. Are we. Are you gonna be like. So, like, apologize or something? And then they just close the door. So I'm pissed off. The dog never did attack your dog. Correct. And also, had I not intervened, the dog absolutely would have. Or the dog would have maybe come up and sniffed your dog's butt. This is a dog that is. Has its owner. Do you take your dog to the dog park? No. You don't socialize your dog? It. It's not even close to as big as this. It is a third of it. All right, let's recreate it. Go out on the court. Was its mouth on the court? What made. I'll bring my. No, no, go out on the court. Who's Tay's dog? I'll be the. I'll be the fluffy dog. Oh, we're reenacting. Yes. Yes. This is crazy, Mincy. Oh, ruin the cameo. This feels like a lot of debates. It's. It comes down to city living versus suburb living. And it's also like. Like, I can't imagine walking in a city, and, like, a dog is, like, walking at me, and I'm like, air horn. Yeah, right. Also, I think Che might be a. A bad dog owner. I don't think his dog ever knows other dogs. Like, what made you think the dog was gonna attack? And it wasn't just. Yeah, not like, a friendly, like, tail wagon. Like, you need some physical contact to bite before you bust out any air horns. Yeah, no, the air horns to prevent bite, though. I don't. I wouldn't think that traumatized your dog, Steve. No, it traumatized dog is probably, like, yeah, really scary. Scared. To be fair, there are some horror stories. Yeah, that's why I'm saying, like, if a dog came. Ed doesn't like dogs. All dogs knew I shouldn't have Come. I mean, I've had to physically get in between me and. And like another dog. Like, like coming at Stella. Yeah. And then when you do, they just kind of go away. I will. All right, walk. Walk along the court over there. Far side. I'm gonna. I'm gonna run at you. I'm not gonna tell you why. When. Walk with. With Mincy. Your dog? Yeah. He's your dog? Yes, please. Of course, of course. No. What am I doing? Nancy needs a butler for medical reasons. It. It never ceases to amaze. It wouldn't even be cosmetic. Sure. It's probably better. The effect. Okay, so we're going to. Where? Oh, just walk around. Just watch. Talk for a dog. Walk towards the camera. Just. No, no, just walk around. I'm not going to. I'm going to wait a few minutes to. Okay, you guys just have a nice walk. What is he doing? What is he doing? His hands. Oh, wait. Do you double grip your. Your leash hand? No, this is the hand. This is the hand that's holding it. I'm holding the top over here. Top of. Wait, the whole walk you had. You had the air. He had it ready. He left. You're holding the top of the leash, the handle. And you're two hand. Two handing. Your leash. Yeah. Your dog is wound way too tight. You have two hands on the leash as you're walking. You don't have a dog. But I still know, dude, you got to let your dog sniff around. And like you. A dog on a leash is going to act differently than a dog. Like, if you're just really gripping it, your dog is going to be wound tight. I won the dog trainer contest out here. Oh, my God. That wasn't your dog. That wasn't your dog. Yeah. Shows how versatile I am. No means it was a good dog. All right, keep walking, keep walking. I mean, double grip is crazy, right? Yeah. That dog is dying. So he set it for. Ran straight at him. Oh, so sorry. Oh. Oh, man. Yeah, you're getting trashed in your community Facebook. He's coming strapped. He's got. I got to talk to the neighbors. Pulling it out of the. We have to the neighbors on the show. He's got the. Just walking. He's talking. Imagine the back of. Did that guy have an air horn? Was that an air horn? He is the most scared dog owner of all time. He's double gripping Elise with his little 25 pound dog with an. It was strapped with an air horn at all times. What is going on? And then you wonder why the neighbors didn't like talk to you. You're yelling at them and you're a madman. It's like a wheat and terrier. They shut the door and are like, I gotta get away from. Yeah. So you guys are advocating that instead of doing that I kick the dog in the face? No, I don't even think it would ever come to that. Correct. So many people in the replies were like kick the dog. If the dog was told the story, the dog was, the dog was aggressive. I don't know what you. How do you know the dog was aggressive when you didn't even know it was a dog? Can you run at us like this dog ran at you? Can you show us? Was it teeth showing? Your story doesn't match up because you said I thought it was a coyote. It might have been a dog. And then it was aggressive. But it came over to us very quickly. Talking dogs are fast. Like when they get excited, they're quick. Was it, was it barking? Was it showing its teeth? Was it not slobbering and it's a small dog and not showing its teeth? It was, it wasn't tiny, but yes, it was a smaller. It was about 20 to 25 pounds. So the beast was silent. Yes. Mouth closed. It, it came over with a not seemingly pleasant look. I saw it from like two feet away and then I pulled it out like so it wouldn't have even mattered whether it was a coyote or not. You would have done that if that was just a. Oh yeah, straight dog all along. Same protocol. But then, then I had to ask the question to the people because I've never been in this situation before. What am I supposed to do? What if it was a small child instead of a dog? You at the same able to identify something walking on two. I don't know if you. Would you have air horned it if it was like a five year old running at you full speed like that? No. With a knife. Yeah. Do you see how your story doesn't match up? Don't know if it's a coyote or dog. But you do know it was coming at you aggressively. Yeah, but like you didn't know if it was a coyote or a dog. Well, he said it. That doesn't even matter because if he knew it was a dog all along, he would have reacted the same way. He would air horn the dog. Again. This is the first time I've been in the situation so I know how to handle it now. Not that unique of a predicament. One guy DM me with a helpful tip that Said I walk around with a golf club. That's what my dad rains. That's how I grew up. You're right, Mark. This is suburban versus. Yeah. It's like this. People in the suburbs are bored as it's the most excitement in their lives. I swear to God. My dad always walked us with a pitching wedge in his. You're acting like you're in downtown Russia. And I threw one in my car now because pit bulls roaming the streets got weapons. He's strapped at all times. The golf club is smart because you could push it away or you could walking down a Zelia court. You literally. Yeah. Hypothetically. Hypothetically, if I kick to this dog, right. Which a lot of people are telling me to do the cold again. Then the kick. Potentially a giant fight ensues between lily pond circle the pond in a fountain. Does. Do you. There's like a. There's like a. A six year old on a bike going by as Stephen Shay takes out his arrow. Get out of here. Okay. Do you have one for your wife? Well, like she walk with one? What's that? Does she walk with an air horn when she walks the dog? My wife? Yeah, we just got them. I don't think she has yet. I do most of walking. Okay. You're not equipped for this. Suggesting we do have a professional dog walker on standby. Right. Like ask Ethan what he would have done. Who? Eddie. I think we're paying too much attention to the dog and like we got to get back to the leash holding. Yes. The leash holding is egregious. So you're holding a boom mic for Warwick. Yeah. You're being a best boy. No shade. You realize that a dog feels your energy. Like if I pull really tight on Stella's leash, she's going to be like, what's up? What's happening? It's a loose grip, actually. The people at Pause told me how to hold a leash and that and then I won the dog. It's. It's a loose, loose hold with the right and then like you're holding the left to let them roam around, but kind of keep. That's almost like a dog show kind of pose. Yeah. Like just walking the dog casually. You're going two hands down the street. I'm just wet. In coyote times. Yes. Sometimes. Sometimes I'll have my hands in my pockets and it'll just be like the left hand. And I'm just thinking of Steven as being like the mega boss. Karen. Like, I need you. I need you Rambo style. Like with the. With the, the vest on and you have like air horn, pepper spray whistle, just ready forever. It's like a hall monitor. Yeah. Golf club. Pitching on. Yeah. So I test, I tested out the whistle. Remember when I said the coyotes? I, I tried the whistle. It was weak so we had to go air horn. Air horn. Great investment. Mini air horn. Coyotes are more scared of us than we are. Like, they're scared. What is the etiquette though on letting like your dogs run free? No, you can't. On the, on the street, if my kids were out and it came at my kids, I would. Oh yeah, yeah. You kick. Yeah, yeah. No, that's a dick move. Right. But I also, I wonder, like, it sounds like these people didn't do it intentionally. The dog found a way out of there. Yeah. There was no caller, Steve. Not that I, I mean I didn't get close enough to, I mean, how far away did you air horn. Feet wise. How many feet was it? A yard. You do need to socialize your dog, you know. Three. Yes, we have, we have one dog neighbor that they're, they're friends, but that's it right now. Okay. Coyote will up your dog though, right? Yeah. Not before I break it up. You see those little spike. Jack, get your dog one of those little spike jackets. Yeah. It's like pizza. Yeah. Let's get a grenade on your dog. Yeah. Get a gun. Steve said, I heard that in some states if the dog is over 18 pounds or 20 pounds that you can shoot, shoot it. So if you had a gun, I don't want it on an airborne. I know. Yeah. All the dog wanted was a little sniff of your dog's butt. You would have thought this dog had its jaw wrapped around your dog snack. I also like it very easily could have. We were like one second away from that happening. Steven, let me ask you a question. When, when the neighbor came out, was it the man or the woman? Woman. And she's just like a, a regular woman sized woman. Impossible to tell. She was pretty frantic, but she impossible. She easily, she easily scooped this dog up and brought it inside side, shoot it around to the front, open the door. I used to picked her up like, was like, hey, get inside or whatever. Open the door. And the dog went in. The dog wasn't like a 10. The dog was 20 to 25 pounds. I like the gun slaughter loophole you were just talking about. So Che, if in this situation you only had a gun on you, would you have shot the dog? I don't think so. You can't buy a Gun. Unless you're prepared to kill a dog. I'm not buying a gut, but like the people were telling me that this was an option. I also just think kicking the dog is crazy because again, the kicking the dog people, they're saying is if it's like imminent threat. Last night was an imminent. I don't think it was. You weren't even close enough. Like, I agree with the kicking the dog. I would kick a dog if it was an imminent threat, that the dog was trying to attack my dog. But there are so many things in between that, that happen when a dog sees another dog. But here's my thing is if you kick the dog, it's not game over. Then something else starts. So then what? Kick it again. I don't even think you'll ever get to the point where you feel the need to take the dog. What starts the dogs have like the underdog. Yeah. A full blown fight. All right, Square up. Yeah. One of my IUP friends, their neighbor like ran the local Moose Lodge down the street. And this is a small town outside of Pittsburgh, like real tight knit town, whatever. And I guess the neighbor's dog came over multiple times and finally eventually bit one of the kids. Like one with my friend who this was when they were younger. But I guess it was so bad that the next time the dog ran over, this guy killed the dog. And so then since the guy ran the Moose lodge for over 10 years in the town, the only thing up on the sign was, I'm making up the name, but it was Bob Gorman is a dog killer. On the town sign for terrible. Yeah, for like forever. He stands by what he did. He's like, he came over and attacked my kids. I had to. I mean, a kid is different. Yes, totally. I would definitely a dog up if it went after one of my kids, but I just like the pettiness of keeping it on the Moose Lodge sign. But like decade 99 of dog interactions are like, they just want to sniff each other's butts. Yeah. Yeah. Mark, imagine if you ran a P22 in LA. Yeah. You're familiar with him, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Wait, what's this? The Mountain Lion P22. Yeah. Oh, that's a dude. You have to shoot him. It's mountain lion. Yeah. When we were in San Francisco, there was one roaming the city. Oh, really? Yeah. It was a notorious mountain lion. There's like a video of it. There's a dog walker, there's a dog in front of it and one behind it. P22 just sneaks up behind it and snatches it. Snatches the dog. Yeah. I'd kill a mountain lion when I lived out in San Diego area in the hill country. Lady was riding her mountain bike and a mountain lion like, like going down it got her, killed her. I don't know if it killed her, but now imagine if that woman had a small air horse. True. She'd be fine. I kind of want to, I, I might have to just start staking Steven's house out. Can you try to get a picture of this? Watch him walk. Oh, my God. You got to get a dog. I, I, I, I still haven't met the people officially, but no, I don't know what kind of. Do you have a backyard, Steven, that's gated in? Yeah, fence. It's a nice neighborhood. Let your dog out there if you're so worried about this, how she gets like dirty and stuff like that. This is a night. You live in a nice neighborhood, Steve. You have. Yeah. You've done well for yourself. That's just, that's just funny to me. You always need an air horn. Well, now I got the golf club, so. Yeah. Oh, you do have the golf club. I want ice cream. You're gonna be walking air. Air horn, golf club. The sun is setting. This situation on their bikes. The ice cream trucks coming around. Community tennis court. Yeah. Tennis court's popping off. Here comes the Terminator. Yeah, he just wants his dog to take a. With an air horn strapped to his waist. Both hands on the leash. Omar's coming. He's coming to all the kids start running off the block. Here he comes. I want Che in full tactics digital cam. I mean, if this situation were to happen again in the dark, I mean, I'm taking a golf club. You gotta. Jesus Christ. No, Chad, you have. We can all agree. Yeah. Stephen, Che is going to be killing an animal within the next. But this dog is dead before summer. Yep. If it's in a threatening, like going to like bite or something, then yes. I, I don't but like, you won't know that until it's already. Yeah, I just don't think I could take a golf club to a white fluffy 20 pound dog. I could see using it to just kind of poke away or like. No, I'm hitting it 90. Oh my God. Christ. You almost want this dog to come back. You're gonna like, put yourself in situations so it does happen. No, no, no. Oh, what's this? This is Steven's karate Stephen training before the dog park. Steve shoots a loose turd at it. Yeah. Never touches his leg. Where is this? Yeah, what is this Is in Jersey. Okay. This is Covet Times. Air Karoni Air Karate. Oh, man, I need to see Stephen J just blasting people air horn. It's like he. Now I'm thinking he's going to be air horning like, you know, like a leaf that blows in the wind. Yeah, a bag, a little plastic bag that he sees. I'll send a video of it later. The air horn is much smaller, it's not as loud. But send us a video of you strapped up for your walk tonight. I just want to see, I want to see demeanor after he kills a dog. Yeah. He's gonna be like, yeah, yeah, it barked at me. Came up. He probably would just stand there and air horn till the the owner came out. Steven, I want a picture of you holding the leash with the dog and the golf club and the air horn. Ready for your walk in your idyllic suburban suburban neighborhood. This makes me mad. Well, it's tornado warnings tonight, so we don't know what that's going. Oh, shit. Better bring the extra big air horn. And what do they do? There's a tornado big horn. Yeah, that's right. The tornado horn is gonna go off. Steve, you're neighbors, you're gonna think there's a 20 pound dog on the loose. My wife and kids inside the house did not hear any of this going. So I don't think, I don't think it's as loud as. As you guys are portraying. We just heard it that this is. This air horn is three times the size of mine. Four times the size of mine. He comes in, his wife and kids are just like. No one talk about the fact that dad saw another 20. Maybe he'll stop. Fluffy dog. We all heard it's fluffy too. It's fluffy. That's the best part. The fluffy is so great. Fluffy dog. No one's been attacked by a fluffy dog. Yeah. Was it a poodle? No, no, no, a beagle. Oh, your poor dog. Stressed out but DJ pull up a picture of like a doodle. Your poor dog is like every time it wants to go take a piss is going to war. I think you got to respect Steven protecting the family on this one. Yeah, I don't look like that. Is it a Maltese? Oh, Steven, was that. Is that the culprit? Steven? Imagine that. Imagine seeing that. Oh, I thought it was a bo. Up, slow, up, up. The one on the left maybe similar. Similar to that? Not exactly that. So smaller. Definitely not a kite. Look at the smile on that dog. Happy little. Oh, yeah, yeah. Right here. 25 dog breeds. Nope. To the right. Yeah, it looks like that. A husky. Is that a husky? Not as big, but it. That. That's the face. We're now doing a composite sketch of the dog, trying to figure it out. We need a lineup. Everyone get their dogs. What's up? What's that? We're gonna figure out what this dog. That's what it kind of looks like. Okay. Swiss shepherd. What's the temperament on those? Probably nice. Friendly, Hard work again. I'd be scared if I was one of your neighbors. Like, I better not let my dog. He's gonna get murdered for no reason. Catch a. Here comes the two hand walker. Seven iron to the head. You must look like a maniac just walking the streets of Arlington. I wonder if you're known. Golf club. Every neighborhood has its guys. Yeah. I mean, if I wasn't an air horse guy, I'd be the Pat McAfee of dog walkers. Just punting everybody. Yeah. So you guys are lucky I had the air horn. I don't love that, you know you can shoot a dog. Yeah. Certain way. Or that you've been told by the Internet that punting a dog is the first option. Or Kate was like, hey, dude, poke it with the club. You're like, no, I'm hitting it. It's on top of mind the law for shooting dogs. I was going through the comments. There's 461 responses to this and 75% of them are kick a dog. Yeah, but the way you described it in your tweet is a little bit different than what you said to us. Get close. Like a stray pit bull. How a pit bull has its jaws on the neck of the dog. Two, one and a half. What? The dog was within one and a half to two feet. Yeah, but of. And it was. And it was growling and barking. It came over to us very aggressively. Tail, not wagging. I thought I saw teeth. But like, did your dog, like cower if. I mean, if they. You're saying like, I have to wait till this dog attacks my dog today. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's not like. Yeah. I don't think that if. If a dog like came near still, I just wouldn't automatically be like, gotta kick it. Have to kick. That's how you open. When I asked this originally, you said you gotta kick. Yeah. If it was attacking your dog. Right. Yeah. You doing an uppercut or a slam or a. What's the plan? You also like this Happened to me like. Like maybe a month ago. It was like a dog came running out from a side yard and kind of ran towards us. I just picked Stella up and then the dog just ran back. Back to their side yard. That's a fair point. Using two hands. Daylight. I would probably do that, but in my mind I thought it was a coyote at the time. You're being a squid. I don't know, dude. A dog with no owner, on no leash. Darting. I get it. I've seen. I don't know. Dog. That sounds. Yeah, I think we're laughing about. About this, but. And it's night time. Less likely it's up on the. You guys are too high dog. Yeah. You're too anti dog. Guys. I'm. It's a fluffy dog. Yeah. You want us to kill dogs and more cats? I don't. I am not familiar with anything like this. I've never had a difficult situation with any of my pets. This was not a difficult situation. Let's just 100. But you should know before you ever go to a dog, not classify this as a difficult world situation. Yeah. If you go to a dog park, just so you know, they. They might like nip at yourself. Yeah. Right. They wrestle. Oh, yeah. You go to a dog park, like. Like they'll growl at each other and stuff and play like rough. My. My dog and the neighbor's dog, we. They. They play and they run around and they like kind of bite each other playfully. And like I've. And are you just standing there with your finger on the air? There's a red dot between the eyes. It's a kill shot. They're good buddies. They play at least once a week. You have to weigh every dog before it plays with your dogs. You know if you can shoot it or not. Yeah. Okay. All right. Safety off. All right. Your dog. All right. 21 pounds. Go up caliber here. This is a 40 pound dog. Gonna get the hollow points out for this play date. You have a mountain in your den over the fireplace. You have a shih Tz. Oh, man. Oh, Jay. Do you think there's a 1% chance you kill a dog before the end of the year? It has to be. It has to be 1%. It has to be 1. That's his resolution. Probably a 1% chance I golf club a dog. That would be killing it, most likely. Maybe. Maybe. Will you hit it again? If it comes at me again? What if it's on the ground hurt? I would probably walk away as opposed to finishing the job. Yeah. Putting it out of its misery. You're fucked up. Yeah, you are, man. This is very talented. Clubbing a dog that just walks up to you is your plan B? No, I mean, if this, if this happened during the daylight, it would have been different. But also, I think, Stephen, like, this is. I. I kind of understand where you're coming from because you're a first time dog owner, but then you kind of realize that like dogs get in scraps sometimes. Times like Stella's been in some scraps, it happens. I've seen. I don't have to go like nuclear level every time a scrap happens, but it's hard to tell because like, I've seen dogs that have had like chunks out of them because of fights. I don't want that to happen to my dog. No, I don't. I don't either. But like, I mean, obviously the breed matters, but like, I don't know. Dogs are pretty resilient. How many dogs you see with chunks? Yeah. How many dogs you've seen dogs? Yeah. More than two, three dogs with natural chunks out of them? Yes. Where like big chunks. One, my wife's good friend in Pennsylvania, her dog got attacked by a dog and then it was missing, like part of its, like, neck almost. Okay, what kind of dog did he get attacked by? It was a golden retriever. Got attacked by pitbull. Okay. Pit bulls are. By the way, everything we've said, pit bulls are completely different cats category. Like I would if, If a pitbull came. It's. It's just different. Yeah. Okay. But keep in a white fluffy dog. White fluffy pit bulls are not the same. You guys tease me, but in my mind, when this is happening, it is a coyote. Yeah. Right. Even though it's white and fluffy. But it is fair to say a pitbull could have approached Stephen last night just as playfully as the white fluffy dog. Right. Yeah. Certainly. See what you're saying. Yeah. You got to be on edge. Yes. Because like a pitbull actually, whether it's good or bad, has the capability. Yeah. They don't. They don't let up either. Yeah. Fair. Yeah, super fair. That's. That's the scary thing about pit bulls. You need to actually. You probably should get one of those. It's like the sticks. If a pitbull latches on, you can get it in pull. Pull back on their jaws. You should probably get one. I need you with a full loadout. Yeah. Trench coat of gadgets. Maybe like a tase gun. Well, so I walked the dog this morning with a sandwich. I think I gotta move to a pitching wedge. Yeah, club up. Gotta club up. The guy. The guy DM me pitching wedge. And now Kate said pitching wedge. Let's go with the driver. Yeah. This one's a shitsuit. Let's come with a good curve. Get a nice ping on this dog. Just make sure you hit down on it. Get some backspin, raise your head. We don't want to slice you. Slice the Maltese. Oh, man. This is awesome. I love you, Stephen. I know. Keep doing what you're doing. Yeah, no, I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm. I'm with you a little bit. Just keep being you. You. There's no one better than you. Yeah, I mean, I'm not gonna change. I know. I know. But. But just so you know, you have to tell us when you do end up killing a dog. Like, do not keep that from us. Okay. All right. He'll tell us without a care in the world. Yeah, that. Yeah. I guess I'm trying to think about this. If I do hit a dog, Y protocol, you're going to have take a quick photo run. Oh, my. No, I don't. Yeah. Photo. Why? You just said. Did you not just say, like, send all the stuff? No, no, no. You're going to have to tell us. Tell us the story. We don't need to see the picture of the dead. Send me a picture of a mangle dog the next day. Tell us. Hey, guys, last night I hit a dog in the face. We're gonna hear it on ABC first. We'll take your word of a pair of ears. Yeah, I mean, almost happen last night. How are you gonna carry the golf club? So I'm going. I did it this morning. So I do the club head kind of in my hand, almost walking like a cane. But you're not. Like, I have the leash. My arm through the leash holding the golf club and poop bag and then left hand. So it's. It's so you don't have air horn with you when you have your air horns in the jacket pocket. Okay. But now that I have the club, the golf club might be useless. So we'll see. But maybe. I think maybe it's like. I think we gotta upgrade. I think it's like your son walks a dog and you're like Secret Service behind it. Yeah. With, like, straps. Because then you have I want it sheets so bad. Yeah. You have your hands free for any. Any moves you gotta make. At this rate, you might as well, like, scope out the block beforehand. Yeah. Well, normally we walk in the D. It was just last night we had a tax appointment, so like, got back late and all that stuff, so this what it says. All right. Good show. Spin the wheel. There's no way, Bosco. Oh, my God. Refuse to believe Lucas's stream has been in the works forever. Even been involved setting it up. It's March. It's Bosco time. Clear eyes. Full eye. Clear heart. Full eyes. Jumpsuit can lose. Oh, man. This is. This. This is war. That's exactly what Lucas wanted. This is exactly. Oh, my God, Lucas. This is bad. He should start carrying a golf club, to be honest. Yeah. I'm starting to think air horn his mom is she's so get ready to learn unemployment. It's going to be a light Christmas, Lucas. Oh, man. All right. No, don't. He doesn't deserve that. He doesn't deserve that. He doesn't. Do not. Do not give him the pleasure. There we go. Get his ass. Love you lots and hope you're having a good day. Oh. Oh. She doesn't know. He got with a famous chick. I didn't know it was happening, but I off the wedding. O. All right. See. What a show. All right, love you guys. See you tomorrow. Bye.