The Grand Opening of Big Cat's $7,500 Buffalo Bills Trough at Barstool HQ | The Yak 4-9-26

Summary

The Yak – The Grand Opening of Big Cat's $7,500 Buffalo Bills Trough at Barstool HQ

Podcast: The Yak (Barstool Sports)
Date: April 9, 2026
Episode: The Grand Opening of Big Cat's $7,500 Buffalo Bills Trough at Barstool HQ

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The Yak revolves around the grand unveiling of Big Cat’s newly-acquired and installed $7,500 urinal trough from the Buffalo Bills’ old stadium—now a makeshift shrine (and active bathroom fixture) at Barstool Chicago HQ. Packed with typical Yak banter and irreverence, the crew welcomes members of the Pittsburgh Pirates, discusses multi-sport youth development, the business of sports memorabilia, Barstool’s upcoming office mini golf tournament, and more. Join hosts Big Cat, KBNoSwag, Nick, Brandon Walker (remotely), Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, and guest MLB player Connor Griffin, among others, for another chaotic but hilarious episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Trough: A Peculiar Investment

• [11:01–13:10, 24:13–26:15]
  • Big Cat reveals he bought a urinal trough from the now-demolished Buffalo Bills stadium for $7,500 and had it installed in the office bathroom. The grand opening (complete with a ribbon-cutting and offers for signatures from those who christen it) is a centerpiece of the episode.
  • Big Cat: “Oh, would you guys piss in my trough? ... I’d be honored if you guys love that.” [11:04]
  • The trough is authentic, uncleaned, with “Buffalo piss” still in it and, as later revealed, won’t be coming back in the new stadium, making it a “trough relic.”
  • Debate over who’ll be brave enough to use and sign it; initial users/guests include Pittsburgh Pirates players.

2. Connor Griffin—The MLB Phenomenon

• [03:33–08:06; 12:18–14:40]
  • Special guest: Pittsburgh Pirates rookie Connor Griffin, recently signed (age 19, $150M contract), shares his unusual development track: got serious about baseball during COVID-19 (at age 13), played multiple sports, avoided single-sport specialization.
  • On spending: “I’m just going to take care of myself and make sure I’m good to go.” [04:01]
  • On sports: “I just played three sports... play multiple sports, be a good athlete.” [06:56]
  • Reflects on his MLB debut week and the challenges of pro pitching. The crew jokes about how the younger generation of “boy stars” keeps getting younger and richer.

3. Banter and Barstool Lore

• General
  • The episode is littered with inside jokes, callbacks to previous Barstool moments, and light roasting among the cohosts (including ribbing about salaries, childhoods, and embarrassing stories).

4. Spring Training & Baseball Life

• [08:06–10:17]
  • Pirates players wax poetic about the joys of spring training—golf, dinners, and drastically different work/life balance compared to the grind of the MLB season. Florida travel is far worse than Arizona, they note.

5. "Hoist the Cone"

• [09:36–10:22]
  • The Pirates and Barstool riff on the mysterious phrase “Hoist the Cone,” a supposed Pirates motto that originated from a merch typo and is now an inside joke with fans and players alike.

6. Unveiling the Trough—The Ritual

• [13:10–16:11, 26:15–29:00]
  • The official opening: Big Cat leads the crowd (and a few MLBers) to the bathroom for the ribbon cutting. Technical difficulties arise (big scissors issues, someone in the stall, camera angles nearly revealing too much), but the trough is christened. Signatures commence on the wall above as another ritual.
  • Several Pirates and Barstool crew pee in the trough, with much laughter and fear of “toilet cam” mishaps.

7. Mini Golf Tournament Preview & Office Debates

• [41:11–55:08]
  • Extensive discussion about Barstool’s annual, highly competitive office mini golf event, featuring matchups drafts, internal team beefs, White Sox Dave drama, Max’s epic meltdown, and logistical issues (e.g., who plays whom, sudden death tie-breakers).
  • Quotes:
    • “He just lives on the moon, man.” —Eddie on White Sox Dave [36:18]
    • "Team old is 6 to 4 ahead, but anything can happen tonight." [47:42]

8. Tales from Barstool & Office Antics

• [55:09–80:00]
  • Reminiscences about working odd jobs, stealing cookies as a caddy, getting fired for eating cake on the roof (Donnie), and flirting with old country club women for cookies.
  • Donnie: “They’d give me a cookie at the turn. I loved that job.” [80:43]
  • Bizarre medical exam conversations, skin checks, embarrassing office moments, and self-deprecating age jokes abound.

9. Aging, Health, and Legacy

• [93:35–101:00]
  • Authentic (and hilarious) discussion about gray hair, skin cancer prevention, and the pros and cons of aging appearances.
  • Drifts into legacy, inheritance, and the economics of professional sports contracts, referencing the recent Wisconsin NIL law.
  • “I want gray hair so bad… I think it looks awesome.” —Kyle [93:10]

10. COVID Retrospectives and Generational Shifts

• [101:41–103:59]
  • The cast reflect on which age bracket was hit hardest by COVID—debating the developmental cost of missed school, awkward transitions, and how this might inform future Barstool intern classes.

11. Barstool Mini Golf Finals - Rules and Tie Breakers

• [105:52–118:00]
  • Final strategic adjustments to mini golf rules: captains debate sudden death, whether to put their best (or worst) in a head-to-head, soccer-style shootout tiebreakers, and how to maximize drama and content.
  • “Soccer shootout: five shots, go back and forth—hole-in-one-off, and keep going if tied!” [116:13]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Big Cat on spending $7,500 on a Bills trough:
  “It’s expensive, stupid, and also gross. Yeah.” [14:11]

• Connor Griffin on personal priorities:
  “I’m just going to take care of myself and make sure I’m good to go.” [04:01]

• On the "Cone" phenomenon:
  “I thought it was ‘raise the Jolly Roger’... Then they made an oopsie and did ‘hoist the cone’.” —Pirate [10:02]

• Donnie on country club life:
  “I was a banquet server. ... We'd go on the roof and just eat cake, me and my buddy.” [79:24]

• Kate on women's approach to aging:
  “I'm growing mine out... I get a ton of gray added in. So as it comes in, it’s like, fuck it!” [93:14]

• On COVID development:
  “There are kids now that will be alive in 2100.” [96:39]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Topic | |---------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:33 | Intro of Connor Griffin, MLB rookie | | 11:01 | Big Cat discusses buying the Bills trough | | 13:10 | Trough ribbon-cutting and bathroom chaos | | 24:13 | Further trough talk and first stream/signature ceremony | | 29:29 | Trough technical logistics/usage | | 41:11 | Mini golf drama, White Sox Dave debate | | 47:42 | Mini golf team draft and strategy | | 55:09 | Donnie's country club stories | | 80:00 | Reflections on aging, dermatology & self-care | | 93:35 | Hair graying, office “go gray” movement | | 101:41 | COVID, generational impacts, future Barstool interns | | 105:52 | Final mini golf tie-breaker rules discussion | | 116:13 | Soccer shootout / hole-in-one-off rules |

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Closing Notes

• Barstool’s brand of office sports, self-mockery, and toilet humor reach new heights (or lows) with the trough acquisition.
• The show doubles as both a sports talk free-for-all and a running document of Barstool lore.
• Undercurrents of genuine camaraderie, competitiveness, and inside-jokes make this a quintessential episode for fans—whether invested in the mini-golf tournament, the absurdity of the office, or just for unfiltered laughs.

Tune in tonight at 7 PM (CT) for the Barstool mini golf final, and if you visit Barstool Chicago—don’t forget to sign (or pee in) the trough!

Transcript

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Hello, it's the Yak. Where the is everyone?

[A]

I think mingling with the pirates.

[B]

Okay, Mingling with the pirates. Where is everyone? Eddie's coming in later and then. Yeah, still blue coffee. Welcome in the yak. We're here. Where's kb? Hey, what's up, man? How's it going?

[A]

Connor Griffin.

[B]

Connor Griffin.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, this is Connor Griffin.

[A]

This is the cool Connor Griffin.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, Connor Griffin. Hi.

[B]

Oh, and I gotta tweet the show. Stillbluecoffee.com go right now. Amazon, stellbluecoffee.com we're still doing for tonight's stream. $5,000. Every $5,000. Sold. I'll send $300 to three or $100 to three people in the chat. Stel coffee.com. all right, you guys, you talk Nick, while I. I have to tweet the show.

[A]

You have to tweet the show? I already talked to him. I run out.

[F]

Look at the real eyebrows on this guy.

[A]

I know, I know.

[F]

Incredible.

[G]

The.

[A]

The other Connor Griffin, he paints his eyes. He's not listening to the show. Weirded you out a little bit.

[D]

Not really.

[A]

Yeah, it did.

[B]

A lot.

[D]

I think it's pretty cool.

[A]

Just because of the name. Yeah, yeah, that's about it.

[F]

The only reason.

[A]

Kyle, this is Connor Griffin.

[G]

Griffin. Great to meet you.

[D]

Nice to meet you, man.

[G]

Great to meet you guys. What a young, successful Man, Come on in.

[C]

What's up, Spencer?

[F]

Hello.

[A]

Hello, Jake.

[H]

Oh, you can sit.

[B]

Jake, come here.

[A]

And Jake is a big. Brandon Walker guy. That. He was a Mississippi State guy.

[B]

Yeah, he was on the show last year.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

He's a man.

[G]

Chadwick Adamami.

[B]

He was when you were still on the mar. No, the Rays. Rays, yeah. And you guys, I don't want to break it up.

[I]

I know what you're gonna say.

[B]

Yeah, you know exactly what I'm gonna say, so why don't I bring it up?

[I]

Well, at least this time it's early in the.

[B]

Yeah. They came in last year with like three weeks left in the season. They're like, I don't know, we're playing really well. And then I put like a bet on the raise to. I was like to make the playoffs. And then you guys lost like six in a row. Instantly. Instantly six in a row.

[E]

Yeah.

[I]

Wasn't happy about that.

[B]

It was good to White Sox too. It was like, how can you not beat the White Sox?

[I]

We had that six game series. It was three at White Sox, three at Cubs, like all together. It's what we're doing in September this year.

[B]

Oh, nice. You guys would be back.

[J]

Yeah.

[B]

So Carter Griffin, you're one week into the Major League baseball.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Signed a contract Yesterday.

[D]

Yesterday? Yep. Five. Played five games.

[B]

How much is the contract worth?

[D]

140.

[J]

140.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Brandon Walker made that.

[A]

You're close to Brandon Walker?

[K]

Wow.

[A]

No, Brandon Walker makes like a bad kid's gpa.

[B]

What are you. Did you buy anything?

[D]

Nah.

[B]

You got it though.

[D]

I'm just going to take care of. Take care of myself and make sure I'm good to go.

[B]

Okay. Nice. I like that. You didn't say like your family or anything.

[K]

You're just.

[A]

Yeah, I'm taking care of.

[C]

Taking care of myself.

[A]

Dude, you must be high maintenance as

[B]

his dad's right here. What the hell, man? Right here. Literally could not be closer.

[A]

Yeah, just me.

[G]

140 for me.

[D]

Talking about making sure I'm ready to play baseball.

[B]

I want. I want to keep my parents honest. They got to keep paying their mortgage.

[A]

They didn't really do much for me.

[B]

I did a moment. I was telling your dad because I met him earlier. The. The story about you, you didn't play baseball like all the time growing up. Right. You started or what's a Covid story? Because that bummed me out that you were like, yeah, I really got into baseball during co. When I was 13 years old. I was like, you were 13 during COVID Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, 13 years old. That's it kind of, it kind of helped me crazy.

[B]

It like it messed me up.

[A]

Who did you say you looked up to growing up in baseball?

[B]

I don't.

[A]

Was it Paul Ski?

[D]

I always said like Ronald Acuna.

[A]

Yeah, you said Acuna.

[J]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Wait, so what was the story though? You got really good at baseball during

[D]

COVID It was just a time that I really learned, you know, how to train and it was a good opportunity. You know, no school or anything, just straight playing baseball. Playing. Playing Wolfle ball in the yard like it was a good time.

[B]

Okay, so shout out Covid. You were playing wiffle ball?

[A]

Dude, we were doing the same. We're doing.

[B]

Yeah, no different. Nothing has changed for us. Oh, that's awesome though. How's. How's MLB pitching? Pretty tough.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, it's challenging for sure.

[B]

Yeah. But you'll be good.

[A]

You were saying you got a 97 mile an hour change up the other day. Jake. Yeah, sorry.

[I]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

So I was looking at yourself. You look damn good.

[B]

No, Jake is probably just realizing now that the Conor's not going to give him any money. Yeah. Yeah, that's the first I heard.

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

I.

[I]

It's, it's funny. Yes. I saw a 97 mile changeup yesterday. That was crazy. But it's funny. Like me and Connor from the same hometown and like I'll have people ask like oh, what was Yalls High school like? And like were you there with Connor? I was like, no, I was there a decade before.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[I]

I'm a decade older. And it's, it's crazy man. Like when I, when I was in college like we started hearing like hey, we got this kid at prep, like he's pretty good baseball player. And then you kept hearing it, it's like wait, this, he's gonna go like top 10 picks and then now get traded to the Pirates. Now we're teammates. Pretty cool.

[B]

Love it. Yeah, love it.

[G]

Era of the boy.

[B]

Era of the boy.

[A]

We end up.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Boy stars like they're getting younger and younger.

[B]

Yeah. Phenoms.

[A]

It's a shame.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And you didn't like grow up doing like year round rigorous training aau.

[D]

I mean I, I just played three sports. Like when the summer would end, I'd put down baseball, go right into football. Then you know, wintertime was playing basketball.

[I]

Just.

[D]

I didn't just put all, all my stock into playing baseball year round. Like it was play multiple sports, be a good athlete.

[B]

Did you play high school Impressive.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm sure you were awesome.

[G]

Check the tape.

[D]

I enjoyed it.

[B]

Yeah. How awesome was he? I mean, the basketball tape is 360 dunks. The football tape is. He's been on. What was the random. You got Moss.

[K]

Yeah.

[D]

You got Moss.

[G]

Good work.

[I]

Yeah.

[C]

What's the most fun thing to do in sports, Connor?

[D]

Just win.

[B]

Well, yeah, that's a good answer.

[G]

I'd rather go like five for five

[C]

and like, home run dunk.

[D]

I don't know. Slamming one down in front of a pack like a packed gym is.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

That's pretty sick.

[C]

That's a good feeling.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you guys still have, like, the buzz of, like, the beginning of the season, or is it already what, we're like, two weeks in? We're like, all right, here we go. The grind is starting. When does that wear off? Like the new season feel?

[I]

Oh, we had our home opener this week. PNC park was packed, man.

[B]

Yeah, like.

[I]

Like sold out. Connor's debut. It was sunny 75, like perfect. Yeah.

[J]

Yeah.

[I]

It's still. It's still early. Like, this is what, 100. More than 150 left. Yeah, it's. You just kind of keep your mind, like, reminding yourself it is a marathon. Like, this is a long marathon. You put a lot of stock in, like, singular games. But you also have to remember, like, man, we got. We're doing like, regular season ends in September, so it's. Yeah, we got a long way to go.

[B]

But how sick is spring training, by the way? Because I went down, so I was in. I took my kids to the Cubs last spring training game, and it. Every time, I've been a couple times, like, it just feels like the coolest thing ever because you play like two innings, then you go just golf.

[I]

Yeah. Cubs are Arizona spring training.

[B]

Yeah. You guys are Florida.

[I]

I've been on four teams now, all Florida, so I've never experienced Arizona, but everyone says the travel for Arizona is awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like every.

[B]

Right there.

[I]

Every road game's 30 minutes.

[B]

Yes.

[I]

And in Florida, it's like you're, you know, you're waking up driving two hours to play a game, to drive back for the next morning. But spring training is great because you're done every day by 3 or 4 o'.

[G]

Clock.

[I]

You know, you get dinner every night. In season, you typically get breakfast to kind of figure out what you want to do on your own. But spring training, you get dinners and you work a normal, you know, eight. You know, you're probably seven to four o'. Clock. Really? But it's a normal work hours and it's. It's a lot different than what we do now.

[G]

Yeah.

[F]

You guys been hoisting the cone?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[I]

Coins or cones have been hoisted for tradition unlike any.

[F]

Unlike any other. We were trying to figure out what it meant.

[I]

Yeah, Spencer, you were talking about it earlier. Where did that start with us?

[C]

I thought it was fanatics put something

[B]

out on like a T shirt. And it was supposed to be. I thought it was raise the jolly

[C]

Roger because that's our big saying.

[B]

And then I think they. They made an oopsie and did hoist the comb.

[A]

It was a typo instead of raise the jolly. Yeah, it's just a little something got.

[G]

Hoist the comb.

[F]

I like that. The team doesn't even know everybody.

[A]

Nobody knows.

[I]

We're not sure from what we understand. It's just everyone was kind of like, what? What does that mean? And we were like, all right, let's hoist a cone.

[A]

Hey, that.

[I]

That was Connor's first major league at bat double. And the ball's right in front of Cam right there. So the ball goes to the wall. He hits a double. First run score to the. Of the home opener. And you just see Cam out there with it.

[B]

Crazy.

[I]

Next morning, it's on a bunch of shows and stuff.

[B]

That was awesome.

[A]

No, we set it on mostly, but there's like, people are stealing so many cones in Pittsburgh now that there's like a task force of. To stop people.

[F]

Wait, really?

[A]

Stealing construction?

[I]

Yeah, that Great.

[B]

I got something awkward I want to ask you guys. Oh, no, well, it's not that. Come on. We have. I bought a trough and we're. We're.

[I]

I saw that.

[B]

Grand opening is today.

[I]

I saw that.

[B]

Oh, would you guys piss in my trough? I didn't know today was the day.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Camera on. But like, I would be honored if you guys love that.

[G]

There is a camera of the.

[I]

So you bought a urinal trough from the Bill stadium? From the Bill stadium.

[J]

Okay.

[I]

I was going to ask what stadium that was.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Cuz they were tearing down the Bill stadium and they were putting every. I don't care about, like, I don't need a seat or anything. But I saw.

[A]

He's a teenager, okay?

[B]

You can't piss the tr. Your dad will go pissing the tr. The. But yeah, like, I don't care. I don't need Bill's memorabilia. But then I saw the trough. I was like, this is a ridiculous thing to buy. So I bought a trough.

[I]

Would you classify that as man taking

[B]

yeah, but I think with a purpose, not Brandon's silly. You know, I'm going to buy as many dolls as I can. I'm buying one that like we can go piss. We can be men in the trough.

[G]

He's trying to divide the office.

[B]

Look at that thing. And they didn't. They didn't even clean it. So it's still.

[A]

It's got buffalo piss in there.

[B]

Yeah.

[K]

I also, I also have an update. I heard back from the bills.

[B]

Oh for. Oh, about the new troughs. Yeah, we.

[K]

They confirmed there will not be any new troughs in the new stam. So this is the last.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Value just went up. Honestly, a good $7,500 investment.

[B]

Wow. It.

[I]

It cost you 7, 500?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay.

[F]

Plus plumbing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh yeah. There was no plumbing on that wall.

[I]

No. And no cleaning crew. So it.

[A]

Save some money there.

[E]

7,500.

[B]

See Connor, that's what you got to do now that you have money. I take care of people and then you just buy them they don't want. And actually it's just going to expose people who have small penises in this office

[A]

bathroom too.

[F]

Cuz I do love the signatures idea. Seeing who peed in the trough.

[B]

Yeah. I think we got to get the camera out before I ask anyone.

[C]

Probably.

[I]

So the wall above the trough is going to be like signature.

[B]

Yeah, I think so. You guys don't have to piss in it. But I'd love for you to sign it if you do have to piss.

[D]

Yeah.

[I]

You have the option. It is right there.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. It's trough opening day.

[A]

You guys don't have to piss.

[G]

Yeah, it's opening it up to the whole office.

[B]

Yeah. Oh yeah.

[K]

Were you gonna.

[A]

Regular penises.

[B]

Do we want to go cut the ribbon?

[G]

Should we start in some sort of order?

[B]

I think I should go cut the ribbon and take a piss, right?

[A]

I think so.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Is that why you're hydrating?

[B]

So I got to. Yeah. I just realized I don't have one right now.

[F]

Well, it's perfect. Pittsburgh is the yellow P. Oh my God.

[A]

Your logo is yellow P. Oh yeah.

[B]

Okay. It's meant to be trough opening day.

[A]

I had no idea it was today was. It was the.

[B]

I didn't either.

[A]

They did that really fast.

[B]

Yeah, really fast.

[I]

How did you come across it? Like, were you googling what they're selling?

[B]

I think there's just. You. You do this Internet thing long enough and people kind of know what your likes and dislikes are that I got tagged so much in it that I was like, I Got to buy it.

[A]

Yeah.

[I]

Pretty great conversation right there.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I have a trough. I've done a good enough job building a brand that people see a trough for sale, and they're like, big cat, he needs it.

[A]

It's really, really touching. Expensive and stupid.

[C]

Yeah, whatever.

[B]

It's expensive, stupid, and also gross. Yeah.

[A]

That's our guy.

[B]

We got just the guy for it.

[A]

It can't be Connor Griffin, because he's spending it on himself.

[B]

I love that answer, by the way. Well, great answer.

[D]

Yeah. I was just really talking about.

[A]

No, no. The most correct answer.

[B]

Yes.

[G]

It's actually smart. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

To budget like that.

[B]

Yeah. You signed it yesterday.

[I]

Yesterday.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That's so sick. That's so awesome. All right, so I should go.

[A]

You wanna. Do you have the big scissors?

[B]

Do we have big scissors?

[F]

I saw a pair lying around.

[A]

Really?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

All right, well, they're in the room. Okay. Does anyone want to come with me or. Nope.

[G]

Boy, Jake, they're all set.

[B]

I just. Do you have your pope outfit?

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I would love for a pope to be there.

[A]

His Maya Angelou jersey isn't enough.

[C]

Maya Angelou,

[A]

the nice one. Oh, God rest her soul.

[G]

Yeah. We all go around the room and say what we appreciate about.

[A]

I'll take. Why the cage burger? The cage bird one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

All right.

[B]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go cut the ribbon. Let's do it.

[A]

Kate, you want to film?

[F]

I'm gonna sit this one out.

[A]

This is very exciting you guys are here.

[G]

This is, like.

[A]

It's kind of history.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

That camera is temporary, by the way. We don't have the camera. Yeah, it's a temporary.

[I]

Yeah, I saw the camera move in the bathroom, and I was like.

[A]

Oh, and they can really zoom, too.

[G]

Really?

[A]

Thank goodness. Yeah. Thank God, man.

[J]

We might be getting hit offline. I just lost control of it.

[A]

No way. Somebody hacked the system.

[I]

Before I leave, I want to absolutely use the trough.

[A]

There we go.

[I]

And sign the wall.

[F]

Have we been.

[A]

Somebody hacked? If it just whips.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

I can't move it.

[C]

There's no way.

[I]

Fantastic.

[J]

Mirrors.

[A]

I'm gonna stop him from pissing.

[F]

Oh, he'll be devastated. You gotta.

[I]

We got a video of this. We gotta see what they do.

[C]

Yeah,

[I]

he's coming back.

[A]

He's not even in there. He's prepping the boys for how to

[K]

film it, I guess.

[C]

Oh, get the.

[B]

Right.

[C]

The whole crew.

[A]

Come shower upstairs. And there was just a camera in that room for.

[C]

For a long time. For a Long time.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Which is a felony.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, I guess it would be.

[A]

So I think there's footage of all of us just really scrubbing our.

[I]

I was hoping Connor and Spencer got to do the Gauntlet today.

[A]

It's a shame, I know, but you'll

[I]

have a big putt putt course tonight or mini golf open.

[A]

Yeah.

[I]

Good luck, everybody.

[G]

Thank you. How was your summer? It was good, Jake.

[B]

Yeah, it was a while back.

[C]

It was.

[G]

Yeah. I didn't see you last time I

[I]

came on the show, y'.

[J]

All.

[G]

Oh, my bad. Your off season. Yeah. How was your off season?

[I]

Off season was great. I had a good time. I actually, last time I came on the show, you mentioned my good friend

[G]

Chadwick who likes edamame.

[I]

That's exactly right. I saw him about two, two, three weeks ago, and he still likes edamambe.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[I]

And he was so fired up.

[G]

Wait, did he bring edamame?

[I]

He didn't on that trip, but he. He was fired up that you.

[G]

He was pumped about that.

[J]

He was pumped.

[I]

He was pumped.

[G]

That warms my heart.

[I]

He said the next day, like, all. He was getting blown up with, like, edamambe stuff.

[G]

He was.

[A]

I didn't know you had that much power to have a man get blown up with edamame. The power of Dean, man.

[I]

My buddies that watched the show were like, he did it again. He did it again.

[A]

So your buddies that watch the show, will they be disappointed if you don't piss?

[I]

I think they'll be disappointed if he doesn't. Fun fact, somebody.

[G]

I. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't. Why didn't you tell me these guys were coming?

[B]

Go, go take a second.

[I]

You can blame.

[G]

No, that was season one. I don't think I can run it back. I gotta find something new.

[I]

You can blame Brandon and Liam for that because I text them about who was coming.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Yeah, no worries. Just proud to be here.

[I]

Yeah. Brandon's not even here today. It's crazy.

[B]

I know. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

Most days I roasted online for his.

[C]

I forgot about. Until Jake pointed out that we haven't seen Jake since the Texas Mississippi State football game.

[A]

Oh. Standing right next to the game where

[C]

Brandon gets the touchdown right in his face.

[I]

Obviously I was super upset about it too, but I got to say, like, the sports week after that game from, like, you know, watching all the shows, that was electric. Everyone getting dished out. The picture of Brandon getting lost on his face.

[B]

Incredible.

[I]

It was like. It was like. Like out of a movie.

[B]

It's so. It's Those barstool moments that, like, I do think. I think that this company, like, there's a lot of people work really hard, and we've. We've earned a lot of this stuff, but we also get a little, like, lucky God touches us every now and then. And it's those moments that was like, how did that happen? How was he standing right there with

[I]

how the first half happened? We're up in a box with Hardy, and then at halftime, we're like, like, oh, let's go down on the field. And then, like, he goes to that corner. That's where they throw the fade in his face. It was just like, dude, you got to be kidding me. And then the shot of him running 100 yards when ran that ball back.

[B]

Yeah, down there. Like fireworks going off background.

[C]

Oh, it's so good.

[A]

Now, Titus, you. You have a new baby daughter. Where does the Brandon touchdown rank in best days of your life as far

[C]

as, like, outburst of emotion? That one was actually higher than the daughter because the daughter was like, I knew she was coming. I had no idea that that was coming. And I. And I caught it in the moment on tv. You could see his big head, you know, like. Like, oh, my God, that was right.

[B]

He's got a big head.

[C]

And then they show the replay, and from every close that no matter what angle it is, he's in it, you

[I]

know, there it is. Look at us, just vibing, having a time.

[C]

Yeah, everybody's so happy.

[I]

Fourth quarter starts, lights come on. We're singing Don't Stop believing.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So happy.

[I]

That's a good show. Look at Brandon. He's like, this is it.

[A]

We're in the moment.

[B]

We are in. We are back.

[A]

I can't believe it's happening.

[J]

And then.

[A]

And then you brought up your side eye.

[I]

Yeah, the side eye comes in.

[B]

You knew, because I think he says

[C]

he might have caught it.

[I]

That's what he said.

[B]

And I was like, yeah, he caught him.

[I]

The music.

[C]

Oh, it's perfect.

[I]

The video.

[C]

Oh, so good.

[B]

After video review, the ruling is touchdown right in the replay. Right. His face, Dave.

[A]

Yeah, I know that laugh.

[I]

Hey, Brandon, I hope you're enjoying the Masters. Man,

[B]

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[I]

Full often.

[B]

Love that.

[A]

Your first time in Chicago ever?

[D]

Yeah, first time.

[A]

How do you like it? I guess you've just seen this. Yeah.

[B]

Sick. Every. Every building has a mini golf course.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like a Chicago thing.

[D]

We had a good dinner last night. Where we go?

[I]

Portofino.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

It's a good spot stuff.

[I]

Yeah, it was on the river, man. The river's beautiful.

[G]

Oh, it's great.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Big Cat, you might not like this. They're not. They don't care about the wind. At Wrigley, they said wins wind.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, that's. How many games have you played at Wrigley? How many of you played at Wrigley? 10. Okay. You know, there's some games. Not wind.

[A]

Wind is wind that broke Titus.

[B]

That there's not win.

[C]

I'm fine with it. I want you to believe wind is.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I want you to see kind of what they want.

[B]

They want head. All right, let me ask you a question. Have you ever played a game where the wind's blowing out, like, really, really hard? I've never seen it blow out really hard. That's where wind is not wind. That's just. That's where to hit. Yeah. No, I'm saying, though, that, like those games where it's just every single fly ball is just a home run. That's tough for the.

[C]

Let's hope that's.

[B]

Yeah. No, the Cal Raleigh last year hit, like, six home runs in three days because that's why we're here. Yeah, I heard you come on the show, you get the ice cream. Yeah, yeah. The wind blowing in, though, is not fun for the. Obviously for the opposite reason.

[I]

But, yeah, Big Cat was very adamant that I got some ice cream last year. Like, because we came in, like, first thing in the morning last year, we had. I think we had a game that night, and I was like, oh, man, I haven't eaten yet. Like, I'm good. And he was like, get the damn ice cream.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And now he's making you piss.

[B]

Yeah. Now I'm making you piss.

[I]

Come back.

[B]

So you're never even going to get on a mic. You're just going to come in and be like, all right, ice cream piss. Then you got to do this. Are we?

[C]

What are the boys doing in there? They're just waiting.

[B]

Whenever I cut a ribbon, I need my boy. Okay. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know if they were working on something.

[G]

You're good to go.

[C]

Wait.

[I]

Okay, we'll drum roll it.

[A]

Yeah, this is great.

[I]

$7500 for.

[A]

And you can, like, still see the old piss.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

On that back wall.

[F]

And again, there was absolutely no plumbing on that entire wall. So plumbing had to be, like, fully installed.

[I]

So they came in and like.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Do we know that it's worth.

[A]

Oh, you can't hear me.

[B]

Can they hear me? Can someone go check?

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

I'll text Jacob.

[B]

Okay. Welcome to the barstool Chicago hq. West side bathroom, also known as the Will Compton museum. Today we are here. What's today's date? It's the 9th. April 9th, 2026 to ribbon cut the trough from the Buffalo Bills high mark stadium, sir. And I got my guys here. Zach, Jacob, you guys ready to do this? Ready to draw? All right, so everyone get their hands on the. Maybe. Do you stand here? Here.

[I]

The big scissors.

[F]

They're oddly not even that big.

[A]

Oh, no. Skimped on the scissors.

[B]

No, we get better scissors.

[A]

Oh, not in front of the pirates.

[B]

Get in here.

[G]

Get in here.

[B]

Do the top. I'll do the top. Ready? One, two, three.

[F]

Oh, no.

[H]

You want the back?

[B]

Yeah, get the back.

[A]

Maybe. We just got a really nice one.

[B]

Tool buster telling all the new improvements we have for the ice cream machine and the cream team.

[A]

We have lots of baked goods by the ice cream station from our partners at JTM foods. We also have any cone you can think of. We have all sizes of waffle cone, cake cone, and sugar cone, Courtesy of our friends at joy cone. And here are our big scissors. We have another pair.

[C]

We have another big scissors.

[F]

This is the pair I always see around the office.

[G]

Who's holding it?

[C]

This is the strongest ribbon in the world.

[B]

The missing the trough. So you guys can't stand on either side. Here we go. Don't piss.

[J]

Girl.

[B]

Getting a little gun shy. Hold on. Nobody's looking. Stream. Oh, there's someone in the stall right now. Somebody.

[G]

Oh, wait for them to get out.

[B]

There's so much of. That's the worst.

[A]

That's a shitter's nightmare.

[I]

There is zero point percent chance to walk out of that stall.

[G]

No, we gotta wait.

[A]

We gotta get optics on the shoes.

[B]

Oh, it has a.

[F]

What is that?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[F]

Oh, water screams out of it.

[C]

Oh, my. Taking a five feet from.

[A]

Oh, a nightmare.

[G]

What a nightmare.

[A]

Tj, do you have camera control? I need to see you.

[F]

Nobody washes.

[A]

Oh, that's a nightmare.

[B]

No.

[A]

Every time I'm. I hope there's not a ribbon.

[G]

He's holding his sound.

[J]

Yeah.

[A]

Was somebody.

[B]

Yeah. No. PFT was taking a shit. We didn't know until, like, halfway through that we heard him.

[A]

He's just like.

[B]

Yeah, I'm in here.

[I]

You gotta sign the wall.

[B]

Oh, I do have to sign first one. That felt good. Good stream. A little dehydrated.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But other than that. Yeah. And it looked good from here.

[C]

And free. Turn it up pretty quickly.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The text on the screen with Pittsburgh Pirates. Yeah, that was in the clip.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

For all time.

[B]

Oh, man. All right, well, thank you for stopping by, boys. Yeah, a lot of fun. Thanks for always welcome whenever you're in town. And yeah, wind is real. It is real. Wind is real. When is real. All right. Thank you to the Pirates.

[A]

They gotta get ice cream.

[I]

Thanks, guys.

[B]

Yeah, go get ice cream. The same guys that I just took piss and then shook their hands without washing my hands are gonna now serve you ice cream. So it's perfect. All right, I'll do a quick ad real quick. Fast Growing Trees. Did you know Fast Growing Trees is America's largest and most trusted online nursery with thousands of trees and plants and over 2 million happy customers. They have all the plants your yard or home needs, including fruit trees, privacy trees, flowering trees, shrubs, and houseplants, all grown with care and guaranteed to arrive healthy. Whatever you're looking for, Fast Growing Trees helps you find options that actually work for you. Climate, space, and lifestyle. You don't need a big yard or a lot of space. You can grow lemon, avocado, olive or fig trees indoors, along with a wide variety of houseplants, all grown with care and hand selected to thrive in your home. Right now, they have great deals on spring planting essentials, up to half off on select plants. And listeners to our show get 20% off their first purchase when using the code yak at checkout. That's an additional 20% off. Better plants and better growing at fast growing trees.com using the code Yak at checkout. Fast growingtrees.com Yak now's the perfect time to plant. Let's grow together. Use code Yak to save today. Offer is valid for limited time. Terms and conditions may apply. I'm pumped about this trough, guys. It looked good. It felt good.

[A]

How did it look like, first person?

[B]

Small.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, is that because the. The receptacle was so big?

[B]

No, it always looks small.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You just press the button.

[G]

Are you ready for a team?

[A]

But so, like.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Let me ask you this. If four people are pissing and you're done, do you have to, like, scoot them aside to push the button to flush?

[B]

No, I think the button. You can just flush it anytime.

[H]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, it just drops down.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

It's good. It's dirty too. Yeah, yeah, I like that. It stays dirty.

[A]

That's nice. Authentic.

[F]

You think about all the people that pissed in that before you?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

It's like a special.

[B]

A lot of people history.

[H]

If there's already three people peeing, is it too much to try to squeeze in?

[C]

No.

[H]

Are you getting. Would you get shamed for not?

[B]

Well, we're not.

[H]

What, peeing at the trough?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[A]

Should we try to get. Figure out the max capacity? We have a sign for rehearsal.

[B]

We should wait for Brandon for that.

[G]

Yeah, it's tough that there's no natural dividers.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Are you allowed to touch elbows?

[B]

Yeah, definitely, I would say. Oh, there's Jacob.

[G]

Get the camera.

[F]

Well, during. During a crowded Bills game and the game's going well.

[B]

Oh. Oh, they're going. Oh, nice.

[G]

Oh, the Pirates are doing.

[B]

Yeah, I think the Pirates.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

All of them. Yes.

[G]

Look at them.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Oh, don't move, Jacob. Oh, my God.

[G]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Jacob.

[B]

Why would he do that?

[A]

Did we see Pirate Peter?

[G]

We may have. I mean, I didn't see it, but I think there was an angle.

[B]

You got to get that kid

[A]

started to move.

[F]

Why did he move?

[A]

No, no.

[B]

Their backs were to us. Right, tj? Yeah, I didn't see any. Okay, good. Insane move. Insane. Could we get tj, can you. Jake, can you go get a pen and have them sign the wall, please?

[A]

Yep. Let me know when your are out so I can move.

[B]

That was great. That was almost a disaster.

[C]

I'll just go ahead and block the camera until you pull your cover.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Trough opening day was almost Jacob genuine.

[G]

Don't be a creep. When we're recording the pirate,

[A]

imagine reaching out to legal just like. So a little bit of an issue.

[F]

Would that be the end of the act?

[B]

Maybe signed waivers.

[A]

They said waver, so.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We might need to add some new language to the waivers.

[B]

We got to get that camera out of there. This is a. This is the second or third time we've done a camera quick work. That was pros.

[A]

Yeah, that's why they're in the pigs.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Jeez.

[B]

That was really funny. Okay, so yeah, trough opening. We've already had two professional athletes pissed. Wow. Feels good. Feels real good. Jacob. Eddie, are you coming in?

[A]

There's no chance O.J. simpson pissed in that, right?

[B]

Oh, did he?

[C]

There is a chance, Mark.

[B]

Oh, okay. Yeah, look it up. I don't know when the ohimark open, there's a chance.

[C]

I think there's a ball chance, but. Oh, my God. We have a. We have OJ's piss.

[A]

Let's clone.

[C]

Whoa. There it is right there.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. That's OJ got draw cam.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Probably not good, right?

[E]

Oh,

[A]

look at that. He's so happy.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

All this hard work is. This is why you do was pft. Is there somebody again?

[E]

Oh, someone did it.

[H]

Somebody not in the truck.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[H]

Sick ad.

[F]

But looking at it picture. Bill's game packed. The game's going well. So dudes are rushing to pee during a break at the game. How many dudes would do you think the. What is the most dudes you think that ever crowded around that to piss at the same time?

[A]

I bet you eight.

[F]

I was thinking eight. I was thinking eight.

[A]

Five, eight, Six and two on the ends. And these are guys from Buffalo, right.

[F]

They don't give a. So.

[G]

Yeah, but big boys.

[F]

They're big boys, but they're sideways and they have to turn it sideways a little.

[B]

We almost had an issue, you know that Jacob was covering you guys up and then he walked away. Don't tell us.

[H]

It's best they find out from us.

[B]

It was very funny.

[H]

Eddie, are you tempted to in that you have a history of history? Yeah.

[G]

Oh, I remember this.

[C]

Wait, what?

[G]

History implies several occasions.

[C]

You pooped in urinals?

[E]

Once. Just once.

[H]

Just one that we know of.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Why?

[B]

It was.

[E]

It was the eighth grader's last day of school and I was in seventh grade. I want to make them laugh.

[B]

And do they laugh?

[E]

Well, I knit. And then the guy who was in there that saw it, I was like, yo, don't say anything. Just like, let people walk up on it naturally. The next thing I know, I'm sitting in my class and I see like 15 8th graders just run into the bathroom. And I'm like, oh, I'm. So I ran back in there. A teacher was in there and I was like, oh, he's gonna see my in the urinal. And Then I mummied my hands and I took it out.

[F]

Oh, you what?

[A]

He mummied.

[B]

Mummied.

[E]

I mummied my hands and I took it out.

[F]

Oh, with toilet paper.

[E]

I thought they were going to like find my DNA and probably.

[B]

Yeah. You never know. By the way, I just. I'm already a date. It's only happened once now. But I'm already addicted to asking people if they'd like to piss in my trough. It's just a great question to ask.

[G]

Nothing wrong, really.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Having guys come in here, put them through the media ringer. Ice cream and piss.

[B]

Oh, yeah. One last thing, John Cena. You gotta go piss on my trough.

[A]

We should add a segment to the yak where it's like a water chug and then you spring it on at the end.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Like, oh man.

[B]

Oh, well, we got a trough.

[G]

We should.

[K]

Huh.

[G]

Plant somebody with the. A massive prosthetic penis. Celebrity goes.

[B]

Yeah. Spider. Spider. Massive one.

[A]

Let's.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

You want to audition?

[G]

I guess I'm the loser who has to do that.

[B]

Yeah. Are you drinking piss right now? What is it?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

This? Yeah.

[B]

What is that?

[G]

I saw it over there.

[A]

I think it's Kate's.

[F]

It was in front of my seat and I was like, is this piss? And so I kind of.

[G]

Yeah, I thought probably. It's probably something else.

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Lemon flavored beverage, Ed.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You and white Socks Dave. Actually, it's the first time. It's always been joking when you guys

[F]

go back and forth.

[A]

There was anger yesterday.

[B]

He.

[E]

He just lives on the moon, man. Like, he just doesn't.

[A]

It was the first time I've seen you mad.

[E]

Well, because he just doesn't understand. Are you talking about the information? No, no, not.

[G]

That was crazy. The ball.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, the ball was the instant lie.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then getting caught and then still kind of defending it, but changing the story.

[B]

Never seen anything like it.

[H]

I'll say this. We've been talking a lot lately about how funny and all the old White Sox Dave is. Yesterday was the first time in a while where I was reminded why he also used to despise that guy.

[B]

Wait, so what was. Wait, let's watch the ball. But then I want to hear what did you guys be over?

[E]

He just. He'll always has to have the same thing where, like me and Danny are the worst at everything. So he was going on with that. I was like, Dave, two years ago in this, I made the cut, I beat you by seven strokes. And he just doesn't like that.

[H]

Doesn't matter. It's like, that's the only thing that matters.

[E]

Yeah, exactly. Like, that's your only, like, proof in the pudding of mini golf, you know? And he just can't accept, like, nope, you're a piddle down your leg guy. You're a piddle dunk. And I was like, okay, so we start first four holes. He was the worst guy. The whole day, like, by far, like, hitting it out. It was just awful. And it was just like, Dave, like, you run your mouth and you just can't back it up. So that's really it.

[B]

He actually to credit to Dave, because my team, team old. Like, we had to sit two people for this, for the second round. And I sat White Sox Dave, and I told him, hey, you're sitting this round. And he's like, dude, what the fuck? I made a hole in one. And I was like, oh, God, I'm gonna have to do this argument. And he just goes, no, that's fine. I'm the worst player here.

[E]

He would never.

[B]

Yeah, he said it to me. He's like, never. He's like, why would you sit me? I made a hole in one. I was like, well, Dave. And he's like, no, I know why you're sitting me. I'm the worst player.

[E]

He's by far the worst player. But he'll never understand.

[H]

Him saying that ball was inevitably going out of bounds was so goddamn stupid. And his confidence, it made me furious.

[B]

This is a live shot. Oh, this is why I love him. But also to play it again, he wasn't.

[C]

Why this round? Why?

[B]

It's great that he wasn't even in the screen.

[H]

There's a social.

[C]

Why would he.

[H]

There's a phone clip of it. That might be better.

[A]

Yeah, the phone clip's better because you hear his fence.

[E]

Because he just followed our group the whole time to try.

[H]

Wasn't even playing.

[B]

Yeah, he wasn't even playing.

[C]

Why would he touch the ball at all?

[A]

But again, this is his own team, right?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[H]

No need to be picking up the ball anyway.

[E]

Did not anticipate that.

[B]

Oh, no. What do you think? It was out of bounds.

[A]

It was out of bounds.

[B]

It wasn't going out of bounds. It was absolutely going out of bounds. It bounced up.

[A]

You gotta go.

[D]

I'm out.

[B]

You gotta go. Where was the ball? I mean, you had to sink it one.

[H]

Which, like, the argument gradually changes.

[A]

So then he said he. He grabbed it because there was no way Chief or Dante was going to make that next putt. Yeah, he switched it Immediately.

[C]

But even then I pointed out like, even if he has a 1% chance, that's better than 0% chance.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Cuz we now have 0% chance for no reason.

[H]

We got. Wait for his face at the very

[B]

end making the shot.

[C]

He has a 0% chance.

[B]

Now I have a 0% chance. Balls in play. There was 0.0% chance at making that.

[G]

And then. Yeah, I hyped him up. I said, dude, there's no. Yeah, there's no way he'd ever make that. And it was going to go out of bounds.

[A]

So I, I love most things about Dave. He makes me laugh like no other. The one thing that irks me is when you are arguing your point and then he immediately agrees with it. Like it was his point the whole time.

[G]

Yes, that as well.

[B]

Oh, it's a good, it was a good day. Fun day. Max's freakout was all time destroyed property. Yeah, he was, I was like. He like charged me like a gorilla. I was like, I was far away from him, but I was a little scared.

[G]

He was charging.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think Mincy knew that you actually scolded him because right after it ended he was like waiting outside of the broadcast door and he was like, did you see me slam a club?

[B]

Yeah. No, dude, there's a basketball court under this. He's like, oh yeah, I forgot the

[F]

club went through all the padding and see the. Yes, it went. I'm not kidding.

[B]

He also. Mincy. Mincy, the. His team. He. He basically ruined Jerry. The games were far apart. We were playing Jerry. Games are like five holes apart. But Jerry from that moment on was just kept on muttering like Mincy, yeah, fuck mine. And Jerry just like gave up.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. I don't know what happened.

[H]

Just mentally ruined him because Mincy hit the club on the ground.

[B]

He just doesn't like Mincy. See you, Connor.

[C]

Boys.

[B]

See you guys. Thank you for pissing in my trough. Appreciate it.

[A]

Spencer. We had a close call.

[B]

Yeah. Wait, did you sign it, Spencer? All right, great. Perfect.

[A]

Never mind.

[B]

Camera. You're good.

[H]

All right,

[G]

till next time.

[B]

Can we see Max's freak out? He got, he was, he got nasty at White Boy Rick.

[F]

What was he so mad about?

[C]

The.

[B]

So the 18th, it was me and Che versus Max and Jerry and Che and I were up like three holes, probably around like hole nine or 10. Then Che and I had a meltdown so they took the lead. They were up two holes with two to play, which when you're up two holes, two to play, like you you got to win that. Like, you just have to like, you should not tie that. And then on the 18th, we went out of bounds on our first shot. What do we have? A five.

[K]

We finished with a five. I went out of bounds. You hit it on the fringe.

[B]

Yeah.

[K]

Over and you hit it.

[B]

So five.

[K]

And then they just needed to get a five.

[B]

If they got a five, they would have won the match. And all they had to do was basically like dink and dunk up the side. Instead, they decided to go for it. And they went out of bounds two times in a row and blew it. And Max just lost.

[F]

But he was mad at you.

[B]

Well, I think he was.

[F]

He was just mad.

[B]

All they have to do here is just like hit it up the side. This is the second out of bounds. Oh, again. I didn't know they were gonna go played it up here. All they had to do was a five. They get. They're shooting five now. Are they shooting five?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. So they can't get a hole in one here. Otherwise we have it. All he had to do was hit it right up the slide right here. What a half. Damn. Oh, my God. Oh, I can't believe he has that.

[A]

What a collapse. Connor.

[B]

I was doom and gloom. I was like this. No way. Big cat and sh Win the last two to force a tie. All they have to do is hit it up here. They could literally hit it as soft as they want. I was lying. I was lying.

[A]

You helped him realize I'm floored.

[G]

I'm floored.

[B]

No, but that's what I wanted to do. And then it was. Was like, what is mean, Big cat?

[A]

It was such the nice of you. Show how easy. You gave him some advice. There he goes.

[B]

That was so easy. Off the side. That was the easiest thing ever. Like, dude, you have five. You have five shots. All you had do to do is go little dunk, dink and dunk up the side. Oh, my God. I. Well, dude, did you see what I just did? I just half assed it and hit it in four. Like, all you had to do. I did not think they were going to go for it.

[A]

That.

[B]

Why didn't we just. You could literally just dink and dunk. Jerry, try it. Try to dink and dunk up the side. Hold on. Watch, watch. Jerry's gonna go. Jerry's gonna go. Jerry, just dink and dunk. Oh, that's. That's. Oh, I mean, you're. You're gonna get it in in three. You might get a three, Jerry. I know. Oh, wow, Jerry. That's easy. No, Jerry, mask or. Yeah, three is better than five.

[A]

Dave was omnipresent, but he wasn't flustered.

[B]

Here comes. I think this is what he. Hold on, hold on. My math is wrong, you guys. What's going on? Right? Oh, yeah. Went out of bounds, but. I know, but you should have just dink and dunked up the side the whole time. You should have gotten a five over.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Why didn't you? You also blew a huge lead in that, buddy. You have four holes. I. Well, I never said I did. Yeah, well. Oh. Oh, what a meltdown. That's crazy.

[H]

We're good.

[B]

And then what do you have the phone clip of the white boy, Rick, he screamed at whiteboard. He's like, you should be behind the camera.

[C]

Oh, what a meltdown.

[B]

What a meltdown.

[C]

That was like Donnie picking up the ball and throwing it across the gym while he's calling us bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he came up on in the booth. He was like, yeah, Marcus made a bad sport. So I threw his ball.

[B]

Dude. Titus has Donnie in.

[C]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

I got a front row seat to it. And it was.

[G]

He.

[B]

I don't know what he. I don't know what.

[C]

He's so much better at golf than I am.

[B]

Yeah. And it doesn't matter.

[C]

It doesn't matter.

[B]

He's just got.

[C]

I am worried about the one on one matchup.

[A]

Do you think you'll be paired up.

[B]

You can't lose it.

[C]

I probably will be paired up against. I know, but he's so much better than me. I don't know how. I don't know how I'm gonna win. I don't know if I can win. I don't even know if it's winnable.

[B]

Let's do the pairings. Let's get.

[H]

Let's get a. I saw Donnie had to open his calculator yesterday to make sure that one divided by one was one.

[B]

Yeah, that was.

[C]

No.

[E]

So there was. Che made, like, a sheet for you guys.

[A]

I have a copy of the sheet. It's hilarious. One of them was like, avoid the big rock, dude.

[B]

I love you, Che. And I was the one who had to play with you, but I think I'm the only one who could handle playing with you. Because when we got to the Stella Blue hole, and you're like, the only way you. The only place you should hit it here is through the middle. And I was just like, what are we talking about? It was literally the only spot.

[K]

It was upset you asked me to

[B]

I know he was upset with me. I. We cleared it up.

[K]

I wasn't upset with you at all.

[B]

I shouldn't have benched him.

[K]

Pissed at Tate.

[B]

Yeah. Although we ended up with three. Why were you put in the afternoon?

[C]

Why are you pissed at Tate?

[K]

Because he. I felt like he submarine me.

[B]

Yeah.

[K]

We were walking off to 18, and he said that I should be sad, and he watched the last five folds. What annoyed me is that I did the after dark stream with him last year, and I was the best golfer in that group.

[B]

Yeah. Che thought that Tate basically was like, you got to bench J to me. And I. He did. And I did bench J. But it ended up working out because,

[K]

yeah, I was fine with it as long as we want. If we p. If we lost, he would have been dead to me.

[B]

Oh, look like. Like the.

[K]

The three out of five.

[J]

Our.

[K]

Our two groups won.

[B]

Like, we.

[K]

We. We did what we expected, so that's fine.

[B]

All right, so right now it's six to four old guys. There are 12 points up tonight. We're starting at 7:00 clock central. We're gonna play all 12 singles matches, and Hank and I are gonna draft the matches right now. So we ready to go?

[C]

I'm ready.

[B]

Do we have the graphics that we can put up so we can. That was cool yesterday. They were able to do that.

[L]

I think they do them live.

[B]

Okay. Oh, here we go. So seven o' clock says, so we need five and a half points to win. You guys need seven and a half points to win.

[L]

But there are no half points today.

[B]

Yeah, there's no. Oh, yeah. That we should say that. So. No. So we played with half points yesterday because the idea yesterday was like, we want it. We want it to be, you know, competitive, and if it went, like, eight to two yesterday, it would have sucked for today. It's competitive. Six to four is very close. So today, if there are. If there's a tie after 18, the two people will play 18 over and over till we get a winner. So there are no ties.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[L]

Yeah.

[C]

I would hate to see you, Chef.

[A]

Tied.

[C]

I mean, I was trying to just.

[B]

If you're.

[A]

If you're paired with.

[C]

I was just trying to steal a half point, Donnie.

[B]

So now Titus also hasn't played 18 yet.

[C]

Yeah, we got to play 18.

[A]

Oh, so you're rusty.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, he won both matches before he.

[C]

Yeah, I put Donnie twice.

[A]

That's a pretty savvy move by Donnie. Not let you try 18 yet.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. We ready to go, Hank?

[L]

Yeah.

[B]

Am I Going first. Okay, I am gonna go first. And so I'm gonna put up PFT commenter.

[L]

Well, we're trying to. Trying to get as many wins as possible, so I. I will put myself up against pft.

[B]

Okay, that's. Oh, that's fighting words.

[L]

And then I will throw out. Like I said, trying to get as many wins as possible early. I will throw out Ben Mints.

[B]

Ben Mintz. Okay, You know what? I'm going to have Ben Mintz play Kate.

[F]

Hell, yeah, Kate.

[B]

With two points yesterday, our Marines were huge.

[F]

Very good.

[G]

I didn't see Ben Mintz play at all.

[F]

He's actually pretty good.

[G]

He's better than.

[F]

I was, like, kind of shocked, but,

[A]

Kate, you kind of get in his head. The only time I ever hear you talking shit.

[F]

Yeah, he could take it.

[B]

All right, so it's me now. Yep. All right. I will put up. Let me put up Dante.

[L]

Dante the Don.

[G]

Give me Dante.

[L]

You want the Dawn?

[G]

Yeah, I think I. For me, it's all about comfort.

[B]

Wow, that seems. Oh, okay.

[G]

All right, so I know he played well last. He played well yesterday.

[B]

You're.

[L]

You're one of our. You're better than him. We're gonna put KB up against Dante.

[B]

Okay, thank you.

[L]

And then we're gonna throw out the guy in this room.

[B]

Eddie. Okay, Eddie. I'm going to put. I'm gonna put Chief up against Eddie.

[L]

I like that.

[E]

Yeah, I like that.

[H]

Okay, is Dave gonna be following Chief around again?

[E]

I mean, Dave's gonna play.

[B]

And then I will next put up Chaps.

[L]

Uncle Chaps will be going up against.

[A]

Who do you have left?

[L]

Uncle Chaps will be going up against Ebo.

[B]

Yeah, I like that. Okay, that's a good match.

[L]

And then we're gonna put out Megan making money.

[B]

Okay, Megan making money is gonna go up against.

[F]

She was pretty good yesterday.

[B]

Stephen, Che.

[F]

It's a good match.

[L]

Two bench, two people with chips on their shoulder.

[B]

Big time. Chips on their shoulder. And then what match are we on? Okay, that is. Oh, wait, that's six. Stephen, Shea, you're off. I will put up Deutsch.

[L]

All right, Deutsch is going to be going up against.

[B]

What do we have left?

[L]

Jersey, Jerry. And then I'm gonna put out Sheffrey Donmer.

[B]

Okay. And then I will counter with Titus there.

[A]

Ooh, interesting move.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Titus, immediate thoughts? Surprised? Because he's better than you.

[C]

He is better than me, but if I can steal. If I could steal this one, we'd be in good spot. He's way better than me. He's so much better than me.

[B]

Okay, I will then put up so good. Who do you have left? Who do you have left? I have Upman, Spider, Max, Lucas.

[L]

That's it.

[B]

Okay, I'll put up. I'll put up Tate.

[L]

I will put out

[B]

Spider, Max, Lucas. I want to play Max.

[C]

Who else do they have?

[L]

I will put out.

[C]

Feels like a.

[B]

Feels like Lucas or Platinum or Spider.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, all three of those have beef.

[L]

Yeah, I'll put him Blutman.

[B]

Okay.

[L]

And then I'll throw out Spider.

[B]

Okay. And then. So who do I have left? I have White Sox, Dave and yourself and myself. No, but we have two more.

[L]

Yeah, this is for 10.

[B]

But it's 12. Yeah. So I'll go White Sox, Dave against Spider, and then I'll throw out myself.

[L]

You will be going up against Lucas.

[B]

Oh, lame. I wanted to go against Max and

[L]

then Max and T. Bob. And T. Bob.

[A]

It's about winning. It wasn't about con.

[B]

I wanted to go against. I. Listen, you.

[L]

The.

[C]

The.

[L]

You can get in Max's head as a captain. I don't want that.

[B]

Yeah, no, that's fair.

[L]

And I think Lucas, if anyone's. If anyone's gonna get in your head.

[B]

Well, I mean, Lucas, he might be

[L]

on a short list.

[B]

Yeah, he really wants to go to the Pirates Cubs games this weekend. You.

[F]

He does.

[L]

He's got tickets on Friday.

[B]

Who do you think gave them to him?

[L]

Did you already give them to him?

[B]

All right, that's good pairings. I like that. Are we. We feel good about this.

[F]

And it's the same thing. Where it's a hole is win or lose. That's it.

[L]

Yep.

[F]

Right. Okay.

[B]

I like our parents. You can tie.

[L]

No, you can tie. Okay.

[F]

Oh, yeah. Win, loser, tie.

[C]

Okay, Tie the match. What happens?

[B]

Show them again.

[C]

I want to tie the entire thing.

[A]

The whole thing. And it never ends.

[B]

Yeah, he's some good matches.

[L]

I think a tie then just goes to captains sudden death playoff.

[B]

Che, you're in a must win.

[K]

I'm fine with that.

[B]

Don't be nervous, Titus, you're in a must win. Kate, you're in a must win.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I gotta win. I'm in a must win.

[C]

I don't think I can win.

[F]

Mincy's good, but then he would fall apart and get himself into pickles.

[B]

I'm in a must win as well. We have a few must wins. Yeah.

[L]

Yours. Yours.

[C]

See it for me.

[L]

Max and T. Bob. Okay, those last. Those last two matches. Any of those last four matches.

[B]

Yeah, that's I don't love that I'm part of the last. That's when I will choke.

[A]

You're.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Donnie grew up going to three country clubs. He told me.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Three of them.

[B]

Three.

[C]

He had three country clubs that he

[B]

would go to three country clubs.

[C]

He was double bagging it as a cat.

[L]

Yeah, that's working.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's blue collar.

[C]

I'm just saying, he's got golf in his blood.

[A]

He does.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. I'm excited.

[L]

I'll go get my team ready.

[A]

He has a little edge, though, too, from, like, the bad parts of town.

[C]

Yes.

[F]

The bridge.

[A]

Like, he has street smarts too.

[C]

He's good at golf, and he has the chip on his shoulder. It's crazy.

[L]

And he's composed.

[B]

Yes.

[L]

This is where I. I love him in. In a situation like this where it's. You gotta. It's just you versus yourself. Block out all the noise.

[B]

He'll be ready.

[F]

Last question for me. Are they changing the holes at all between now and tonight?

[A]

It looks like they were tinkering with them as we were on yak.

[C]

Yeah.

[L]

I'm not.

[F]

Okay.

[L]

They are, but I'm not sure when they'll be finally placed.

[B]

Okay. Okay. How do you feel about your matchup

[E]

against White Sox, Dave?

[B]

I mean, Chief. It'll be.

[E]

It'll be neck and neck.

[C]

It's.

[E]

It's a minus 110.

[B]

Jay, I like your matchup. You gotta win.

[K]

Yep. I'm fine with that.

[B]

KB Kind of out with Dante. I don't.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, he would. See. Didn't want to go.

[E]

He doesn't like the tenseness here. Right.

[B]

Like, that's.

[E]

And I get it.

[B]

I agree.

[G]

Right? Yeah. I guess that is pussying out.

[B]

Well, you want. I want to put you up against a big dog.

[G]

Mathematics.

[B]

Yeah. I wanted to put you up against Deutsch because I know how much you revere him.

[G]

Yeah, that wouldn't. That would, like, maybe help me, because I would be neutralized.

[B]

Oh, true.

[G]

Competitively.

[B]

Yeah. Because you're like, even if I lose, my God wins.

[G]

Yeah. Deut was just, like, being complimenting me the whole time.

[B]

He's the best. Where is Chef Donnie? I want to get him in here. Five and a half. Yeah. So we have five and a half points win. How is it from the booth, you guys? Nick. You guys crush it every time.

[J]

Yeah.

[A]

It's been fun. It's been a great time. Connor Griffin just. Whenever there's dead air, Connor Griffin spills just secrets.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

Yeah. As he's so he's so professional in a sense, that dead air kills him. And so then he go gets unprofessional by talking about things that have nothing to do with it. And I try to stop him, but, like, there was, like, maybe eight seconds of dead air. And to him, it probably felt like an eternity. And so he brought up that he used to jerk off to black China. And then. And then we had Chef Donnie passing, and we asked him about black China, and he thought that was the western part of China.

[G]

Kind of is. Yeah. There's only like, two to three things you can say after someone putts.

[A]

Good shot, bad shot, or what.

[G]

What's like a sound like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a tough task.

[A]

Has a good line. It's not enough power.

[B]

Max was getting mad because we were playing with the shadows. That was. He was upset about that.

[A]

Was it your shadow?

[B]

No. There's like a big sunlight shadow right in line with the hole. And I just kept on jumping in front of it right before he hit. He was not happy. I love Max. He's. Hank is right. Me going up against Max would have probably been advantage us.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

I think we should change that.

[B]

It's fine. It's fine.

[A]

I think also Ed should be going up against White Sox Dave.

[B]

But that's such a. That's an automatic loss for us. Who's White Sox Dave going up against show again?

[A]

Spider.

[K]

Spider.

[B]

Is Spider good?

[F]

He had some clutch shots yesterday.

[B]

I have that as a.

[G]

He can be good.

[B]

I have that as a loss.

[G]

I think we're. I think everyone. The parody is insane. Everyone.

[B]

I see pretty. And I'm not going to say who, but I see two. I see. I see. See three matches. We. We just have to win. And then the rest are 50.

[F]

50.

[E]

The pirate ship broken.

[A]

Dave stepped on that, too.

[B]

Yeah, he did that.

[F]

He stepped on the pirate ship.

[A]

Yeah. But his defense was that it was going slower than yesterday.

[G]

He's never instinctively apologized.

[F]

No.

[A]

He's the opposite of Kate.

[C]

My bad.

[G]

I'm so sorry.

[A]

I was going faster.

[G]

That's on me. Everyone would immediately forgive him.

[B]

Or.

[A]

No, he said, like, he stepped on it when it was out. He wouldn't have stepped on it when it was in.

[H]

Anytime he doubles down, it just makes him immediately look worse.

[F]

It's like, how do you accidentally step on that? It's.

[A]

And again, he wasn't even playing. He just crunched it.

[G]

He's one of the most proficient and dynamic liars. He's very quick and surgical given, like, what he Has.

[E]

Well, I just.

[G]

To be able to conjure up lies so quickly and effortlessly is impressive.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, if I were like you two, I would be very annoyed.

[H]

It's not impressive. It's stupid.

[A]

Like, why.

[H]

Why would that ever be a good excuse? The ship was moving faster than Maybe.

[G]

It's fascinating.

[H]

It's definitely.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Because, like, his brain just instantly goes to something rather than apologizing.

[F]

Well, that hole. It was out of bounds. It was going out of bounds. Dante wasn't going to make that shot anyway. It was. But it was, like, so quick. And his own never changed.

[G]

That's what I'm saying.

[F]

Remained.

[A]

But then, like, Titus is like. But there was a 1% chance he made it. And Dave is like, exactly. Kate.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you ever think we'd end up in the New York Post?

[F]

No.

[B]

If you had told me when this entire story with Rossini and Vrabel coming out that, like, within 24 hours, I'd be in the New York Post and be like. Like, oh, what the happened?

[F]

My dad sent it to me this morning.

[B]

There we are. So funny. Oh, the bee was.

[A]

Yeah, I love the bees.

[H]

Tweet.

[B]

What the.

[A]

And then back to back.

[G]

Brian Johnson, he. Kate just. Kate.

[A]

Kate was making her around

[F]

for the Bee yesterday.

[A]

Open up your phone. See that? And then the.

[D]

The.

[A]

Just The Immortal Millionaire. Your girl.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, God damn it. Not the Immortal Millionaire.

[B]

The Immortal Million.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, KB and I had a. A funny riff yesterday off air that. I mean, I. I do think it works.

[G]

Kb yeah. We were saying if, like, you got caught in a cheating scandal and say, like, you didn't. Like, maybe you didn't get hard or you didn't come, like.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Do you mention that?

[B]

Yeah. Like, if it's never been done before, like, these things happen, and people will use all types of lines where it's like, oh, it was just friends or whatever. Whatever they want to say. But, like, no one's ever tried the. Like, yeah, like, we. But I didn't come.

[A]

Yeah, like, the patina kind of like, it was.

[B]

No, he came too.

[C]

Came fast.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

No, because he was enjoying it that much.

[B]

Yeah, he was.

[A]

That's a bad look.

[F]

Yeah, it's like the Bill Clinton night. But I didn't inhale.

[B]

Right, right. Like. Like, if you didn't come, people. But then the story will just become like, oh, he didn't come.

[A]

So, like, if you don't come, it's just essentially a massage. It's somebody touching you that feels good.

[B]

It's a. It's. It's interlocking fingers. No, different. Yeah, it's just a. Our version of interlocking fingers, but without come. I don't know if that's. I think you can get out of it.

[E]

I think so, too.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Where'd you guys do that at here?

[B]

Out in the back alley. Yeah. And it is. It's very sensual to interlock fingers and stare at someone's. Did it feel.

[A]

Did you ask be for permission before doing this?

[F]

I told him right after. I was like. I interlocked fingers with another guy.

[B]

Yeah. It was.

[A]

Just. Let me watch.

[B]

There's really no way to do it without it being very sensual. Yeah. Kate and I were.

[F]

We did say right away, we're like, this is weird.

[B]

Yeah. We're trying not to look each other in the eyes because it was that, like.

[A]

Kyle, does that ever happen in wrestling?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Oh, so let's just get some pictures of that. Flood the zone.

[G]

Yeah, it does. I. I hated kids who did that.

[F]

Did you ever use direct eye contact as, like, a get in their head kind of thing? Or did you. Were you, like, an avoider? Is that a tactic?

[G]

No. Your adrenaline's going so high. Like, you guys wouldn't understand.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

She was at war.

[G]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[F]

Did you. Did you try to, like, look them down or.

[G]

No, no, there was a. Yeah, there was some stairs.

[F]

Okay.

[G]

I didn't like that. Obviously.

[F]

I wouldn't like that at all.

[G]

You knew someone smelled. Like, when you're in the heat of battle and you can smell. Still smell them. That would happen, right? Like, you knew someone really reeked. If you're in, like, the third period, it's tied, and you're like, oh, would

[F]

dudes try to wreak on purpose?

[G]

A lot of. Yeah, it just, like, you know. Oh, there's a lot of wreaking, cutting weight, poor hygiene. Yeah.

[B]

Oh.

[H]

Could you tell Big Cat, what you were telling me earlier?

[F]

What?

[H]

Like you kind of, like, felt something or whatever.

[F]

No, I didn't. Okay. Danny has been trying to sabotage me.

[H]

Did you not say that?

[F]

He wrote on the top of the sheet special notes that I was supposed to do the first ad read. I almost started talking over you. He's been putting milk in my bag.

[H]

I did not do what.

[A]

Wait, he put milk in your bag, but then convinced you that you brought the milk in.

[F]

He's been putting different items from the office in my. In my stuff, and he's been like, just.

[A]

What did you go up to him and talk to about today? What did you talk to Danny about today?

[H]

On the show.

[B]

Dave, we go back a sec. You felt something.

[F]

No, no, I didn't feel anything. I said, you have beautiful eyes under the drain tracks.

[B]

I. I felt something too.

[F]

No, I said nauseous.

[B]

All the best responses.

[F]

You had nice hazel eyes.

[B]

This best response to the beef saying, what the. So it was like, well, he did try to buy her a boob job. And I was like, oh, that did happen.

[F]

The offer was there. Yeah, that's true.

[B]

The twisted show. That is the act.

[A]

But that was just to turn us on from afar.

[B]

This show has so many layers to it where you're just like. You could just. Anything we've ever said, you could just go back and be like. But also this. Just connect. Everything.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Speaking of doing that very thing, the clips that are coming out of Rossini are.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, it's brutal.

[C]

Tough. I don't know how people find you

[A]

talking to Jimmy G the night before her wedding.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The man your mom wanted you to marry.

[B]

Did you see she tried to put out a trial balloon today?

[C]

Oh, she did? She tweeted.

[B]

Yeah, she tweeted at like 6:30 in the morning. And it was like, obviously the article about the refs, the replacement refs that she. She didn't. She didn't write this article. And if you want to show the ratio, it's.

[F]

Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, boy. It's a lot of. A lot of ratio. It was not a good trial balloon. Yeah.

[F]

But I feel like if you do enough and you just plow straight through it.

[B]

Yeah. You can flood the zone.

[F]

You flood the zone and then like,

[B]

she should live tweet the Masters.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Like every player, every swim.

[B]

She should just change to be like a Seawoo Kim Tracker and just be like, yeah, he's in the way.

[A]

Honestly, if she changed her profile to exactly that. Yeah, I would.

[B]

It would be a great play.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just like all of a sudden, her accounts just being like, you know, sprayed left on. On number three. Going to be a tough up and down. Just do it for the rest of the tournament.

[H]

Becomes like, is the Kate looking right account?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Kate, you thought we actually believed that you and White Sox Dave hooked up at camp again.

[F]

Danny is like fucking with my head.

[H]

Only so much I can do.

[F]

Yes. He's gaslighting me. This especially the last few weeks, you

[H]

had a look on your face where

[A]

you were like, I hook up with.

[F]

No, I didn't. This is what he does.

[B]

I didn't do. I didn't do anything.

[F]

And for the record, I didn't. I didn't he's making me think. People think.

[E]

We did singing Chumba Wumba with him late.

[F]

Yes.

[H]

You didn't hook up with him. You were just with him late night by a campfire.

[B]

Seeing Chumba Wumba late is, I would actually say is more. More sensual than locking fingers in AO talk.

[H]

That's my tox, Dave. Version of fourth base, home plate.

[F]

But there was also the camp counselors. There was a couple of those people around.

[B]

What if that's White Sox Dave's finishing move? Oh, yeah. He brings a girl home and he puts on Chumbawamba. All right, you do the Donnie.

[G]

That's the least sexual. That is the least romantic song is Thrust Match.

[B]

Oh, good one. He's got a playlist that starts with Marvin Gay, then goes right into Chumba Lumba.

[F]

That a woman saying

[G]

kiss in the night.

[A]

All right, I'll do the whiskey drink line.

[F]

That's genuinely a romance song to him.

[B]

Yeah, that's a great visual.

[E]

That song was playing, though. Like, that's not made up.

[F]

No. Yes, that.

[H]

Yes, she remembers.

[B]

Were you guys, like, not. Were you doing the knock? Like, were you falling and then getting back to up, like, dance?

[A]

You just stayed on your back.

[F]

And I'm pretty sure there wasn't even

[B]

slow dancing eye contact.

[A]

Yeah, you guys were slow dancing.

[B]

It was.

[F]

If he hadn't been there, I would have still been down there by myself having a night.

[B]

Right?

[F]

Okay.

[B]

But he was there. He was there there, and he laid his trap.

[A]

Wait, now, I think you guys, I

[G]

never fully didn't believe you didn't fuck,

[H]

but, like, you cast.

[B]

No, no, I didn't believe until I heard about the Chumba Wamba. Now I'm like, yes.

[A]

Yeah. Now I think you at least rub it.

[H]

Yeah. He was telling everyone.

[C]

Like, I didn't believe. You're being pretty defensive.

[G]

It's weird.

[F]

I'm sweating.

[G]

Yeah, that's not a good sign.

[F]

This down to two.

[A]

Because, like, the Kate I know and love would play along and be like, yeah, we.

[H]

Right, exactly.

[A]

Like, roll her eyes.

[F]

But now she's getting in my head, and I did.

[B]

Do you think that you. If you. When you tell Beef tonight and you're like. But it was Chumbawamba, he'll be like, all right, I get it.

[A]

Maybe, you know, you don't listen to Chumba Wumba with another man.

[F]

That's true, too.

[B]

I should. Oh, Chick was listening to Chumbawumba with another dude.

[A]

Can we put that song over Rabel and receiving.

[B]

Slideshow.

[G]

Someone tweet that. Get that out There,

[A]

that's serene.

[H]

Are you more nervous because he was. He had a girlfriend at the time, or just because it's like he's had

[F]

a longtime girlfriend who I. Oh, can I. Never mind.

[B]

No, he. We know he has a girlfriend, and

[F]

I like her a lot.

[A]

Yeah, she comes.

[B]

She.

[A]

They don't live together, but she comes over on hoodie washing.

[F]

She gets mildewy with him.

[B]

No, because. Yeah, everyone knows his girlfriend. Remember last year when he was in. Was he in France? And he. He zoomed in on Stretch, and I was like, oh, are you proposing? And she was right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

No, we see them all the time. My kids play with their dogs and stuff. Like, they're lovely.

[H]

So she knows.

[B]

Yeah. But White Sox Dave has been taking her on trips to, like, the most romantic proposal places. Just not.

[A]

He doesn't like edging her. He doesn't like talking about his personal life. But I. I have quadruple the stories from that about that make him a 1 favorite person in my book.

[H]

And watch. He'll eventually do it at, like, a Wolves game.

[F]

He'll have a band come out and play it.

[B]

Man, that's White Sox music. He's just chugging. He's the best. He really is. By the way, Steven, do the DraftKings read.

[A]

If we ever get invited to his wedding, I'm gonna be cracking up the whole time.

[H]

Like Mincy at the gay wedding.

[A]

It'll be so funny.

[E]

It's gonna go perfect.

[H]

Something is gonna go so wrong. He's gonna lose the ring. He's gonna, like, wear the wrong shirt.

[E]

He'll do power outage.

[H]

Yeah, he'll be wearing, like, gym shoes.

[F]

Oh, Eddie. Would he do a big church? Or do you see him as more of, like, a. An elopement guy? Or is he. Is he a romantic?

[E]

I think he'd go more elopement for sure.

[B]

Really?

[E]

But I also don't know what his significant other would say.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

Is right. It's kind of.

[F]

Yeah.

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[H]

Yeah, I posted on Dante the doctor.

[A]

There's a WWE Superstar, female, pretty, blonde. I guess Dante. Was he into her beforehand?

[H]

It sounds like it. He hasn't mentioned her before, but he conveniently answered the FaceTime with his shirt off after a nice pump at the gym, I think.

[A]

I'm assuming he reached out to large for the FaceTime, too.

[H]

Yeah. And I. I don't know. I don't know what happened, but for some reason, Dante thought Large was in Chicago. And Dante was texting me, like, let's get dinner tonight with Large. She's here. I was like, no, he's not. And it was like, right after the facetime of Large explaining that he was not in Chicago, but I'm missing a piece of the story there. Yeah, I was like a WWE girl.

[E]

Makes me want to go back and watch backstage with those two.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

There's a chance.

[B]

What if it becomes.

[A]

I mean, nobody on earth would ever know.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

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Nobody knows if it's good or bad.

[B]

It's like Family Guy.

[A]

Yeah, it could be.

[B]

We got to bring it back.

[A]

Could be the funniest thing of all time.

[B]

I for.

[A]

It was those two.

[B]

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[E]

Yes.

[B]

Perfect pairing. Oh, no. Is Chef Donnie here? That's.

[A]

Titus only gets that look for one person.

[B]

Is he here?

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I really hope that this doesn't come down to me, Nick, because that will be a disaster.

[A]

You know for a fact it is. You're.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're going to cost people money.

[B]

Money. Yeah.

[C]

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Second to last.

[C]

Who's last for us.

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The worst part is Bob and Max, which I like that you.

[A]

You said your cut would go to producers, so they're going to be watching you with baby breath. Gonna rip their hearts out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Going into this with a semi commanding lead.

[B]

She got to win. Gotta win six.

[A]

All right, buddy.

[B]

She's got to win six.

[K]

Eddie.

[B]

For me.

[K]

Eddie, you were very down in the dumps yesterday.

[E]

Yeah, it was a tough loss. Our whole one was the biggest blunder. The dad said, well, no. Max was respectfully.

[K]

But I feel like I'm a spider guy.

[B]

What happened?

[A]

This was tough answer by up to 22.

[E]

So they had a three.

[B]

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[A]

prostate health conversation with a bold new

[B]

campaign and animated music video.

[A]

Hilarious euphemist from around the world.

[B]

Why did he do that?

[A]

We're already getting. What was the fist bump arguments in

[B]

the middle of the ad read. But you guys won that match, right?

[A]

Do not play spider games on the first hole.

[E]

Let him go.

[A]

We'll get the replay and then we'll get back to the ad.

[B]

I don't know what just happened. Right there.

[C]

There.

[A]

I heard White Sox Dave yelling about a fist bump.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

White Sox.

[A]

Davis is causing way too many problems for having Donnie.

[B]

What's up, dude?

[E]

That was tough.

[B]

See the. See the pairings.

[J]

I'm assuming I'm next to Mark. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Late.

[J]

Good luck, man.

[C]

Yeah, Good luck to you.

[J]

Good luck to you. Are we kicking it off or are we closing?

[B]

You're right in the middle.

[J]

Right where I want to be.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J]

Look at that. I have a black eye in that picture. You got nothing on me.

[B]

You do.

[G]

Yeah.

[J]

I don't know why they keep using that picture for.

[B]

You have a pit.

[J]

It's my rough and rowdy fight picture.

[B]

Oh, wait, you had a picture?

[A]

You got a black eye before the fight?

[J]

Yeah. In training.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Are you mentally. Because mentally, I don't. Don't think. I think you got bodied a little yesterday.

[J]

I'll get you in one army.

[B]

No, well, actually, Titus is. Well, yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[J]

You were doing funny business. You were doing fun.

[B]

I was not. I played it straight. Jerry and I just took a back seat to you and Titus just having a great old time.

[J]

Yeah, well, we were trying to play gentleman's golf, and I guess someone doesn't know what that means.

[C]

You. You hit my ball, Mark.

[J]

You hit my club with your ball. There's. It's a very different thing.

[C]

How could I hit your club? With my ball.

[J]

Pretty easy. You just. You hit it and it hits my ball, my club.

[C]

Wait, why was your club on the course?

[J]

I don't know. Because I was trying to show you. Because you were cheating. You kept moving your ball around. It's a whole song and dance. We're not doing this again.

[B]

Well, no, we are actually. Right around like 8:15.

[J]

Well, yeah. Tonight. No.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

You want. You want to do a round of no funny business? Can you agree to that? I don't know. I. I would be willing to do that, but I don't know if you're willing to do that.

[J]

Look, I know you're already not going to do that, but I'll agree. I'll agree to the promise you're going to break.

[B]

Sure.

[H]

It's big of you.

[C]

You'll agree to the promise I'm going to break?

[J]

Yeah, you heard me.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

Anything else?

[C]

No funny business tonight.

[L]

All right.

[B]

Good luck.

[C]

All right. No funny business.

[B]

What was it to? Look yesterday, the shirt was pretty big.

[J]

No, that's a normal shirt. It's a good size shirt.

[B]

Are you sure it's a good size? It was a pretty big shirt.

[A]

Was it meant to be tucked in?

[J]

You could ski in that. That's a good skiing shirt.

[A]

You would. You would know.

[B]

You're just always thinking about it is a good talk.

[A]

Why is it a good skiing shirt?

[J]

Because they're called taltis. You wear them down to your knees.

[A]

So what makes.

[B]

So it was a big shirt. That's a big shirt.

[C]

Why does it make it a good ski shirt?

[J]

Because clearly you've never. You don't have any steez man. It's a nice. In the spring.

[B]

You are steeless.

[J]

Yeah, it's a good look. I mean that's kind of a classic competition look.

[B]

For me at this point, Ty is saying you. You had three country clubs as a kid.

[C]

Yeah.

[J]

No, I. I didn't belong to a single country club as a kid. I worked at them. I got fired from two.

[A]

Why Bad?

[J]

I was a banquet server. I was bad, very bad at the job. And we'd go on the roof and just eat cake, me and my buddy.

[C]

You're literally a cake. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

Nice. That's clever.

[A]

You and your buddy would go on the roof and eat cake.

[C]

Or a cake.

[J]

Yeah. During the weddings we'd cut. We'd take the cake and we'd take some up and sit on the roof, watch Jim Jensen, watch the boss do his thing. He got fired.

[C]

That guy sucked.

[H]

Sounds romantic.

[G]

Jensen got fired?

[J]

Yeah.

[G]

And like Caddy Jim Jensen caught you.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

He had a big hat. He wore a big hat. Like a Mr. Sombrero or Mr. Curious George type hat.

[A]

You're always bringing up. The second day in a row you've brought up Curious George.

[J]

That's not true.

[A]

Yes. On anus yesterday, you said, who's the guy in the yellow hat? I said, that's the man.

[J]

Yeah. It's a good story. It's a good book, I guess.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

And I caddy that one cullip. And I wasn't a good caddy either. They put me with the women. No offense.

[G]

You weren't good with the women?

[J]

I was good with the women. I was bad with the men.

[A]

So why were you bad with the men?

[J]

I just wasn't a good caddy. Would. Would miss. Would miss reads things. Would they throw me the ball to catch on the green. I hit it, it rolls. It's technically a penalty. Women, you just say, I don't know, hit this, and they lost.

[A]

They love.

[J]

Was fun, though.

[C]

They were good at it.

[J]

It was. It was more enjoyable. I could carry two bags at once. They'd have a couple drinks. It was fun.

[A]

Would they flirt with you?

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

Yeah. They give me a cookie at the turn. I love that job.

[G]

They'd give you a cookie at the turn.

[C]

Flirt. How would they give you a cookie at the turn? What does that mean?

[J]

There's a jar of cookies, Mark. And they pick out a cookie. Halfway.

[A]

Jar of cookies.

[J]

Here's a snack.

[A]

But, like, you couldn't grab the cookies yourself.

[J]

You could, but I don't know. It was nice. When you get handed a cookie, you put one in your bib. You put one in your hand, One

[G]

in your bib, one in your hand.

[C]

But this is what I'm saying. You have so much more experience in the game of golf than I did

[J]

walking a course with caring women's bags. Sure. You got. I got you there.

[C]

And that's why I. I don't know. I think you're gonna beat me.

[A]

Who was this guy you would eat cake on the roof with?

[J]

This is Mark. Mark Ahern. Great guy.

[G]

And Jim Jensen was your boss?

[J]

Yeah, he ran. He was the general manager of the country club at the time.

[A]

He wore a big hat.

[G]

And he caught you on the roof?

[J]

Yeah. Multiple times.

[G]

Was he wearing that hat when he caught you?

[A]

What you kept. If you got caught on the roof once, why'd you keep doing it?

[J]

Because who wouldn't? Why would you want to go sitting during a wedding? Or would you rather go sit on the roof and Eat cake.

[C]

What do you. What would he say when he catch you?

[J]

Stop eating cake on the roof. Pretty straightforward.

[A]

It's classic Jensen.

[J]

Yeah. I don't know. And then I spilled wine on a woman. That was bad. And I spilled champagne flutes as the bride and groom were walking out for their ceremony.

[C]

How long did you work there?

[J]

One summer. Just one?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Of course.

[A]

You got five. How many champagne. How many champagne flutes did you know?

[J]

The entire reception. Like a full tray of champagne flutes. And the bride and grim. The music starting. This is their beginning of the reception. I catch it on the call.

[A]

So they're announced for the. As a couple for the first time.

[I]

Yeah.

[J]

And it was a comic. Like a cartoonish spill of glass everywhere. She was pissed. The groom came up to me after he goes, that was awesome. I'll never forget that. But my wife is pissed. Understandably. I guess they kind of ruined her big moment.

[H]

But

[B]

my bad.

[J]

I wasn't good at that job.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's why they're still together. I hope.

[J]

Man, you know, love always wins.

[E]

Yeah.

[J]

That you could take notes from that.

[B]

Oh, what does that mean?

[J]

Try love in your heart. You never know.

[G]

Yeah.

[J]

You ready for tonight?

[B]

Yeah.

[I]

You against Max?

[J]

Who are you going with?

[B]

I'm going against Lucas. Oh, that's good. Yeah.

[A]

You don't want him. Wait. You're on team Old.

[J]

Yeah, I know. I'm on Team Young. Look at me.

[B]

Yeah, you're right.

[J]

Lucas against you. I like that. Lucas is a pit bull. He's a dog.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

Honey badger.

[B]

Yeah. How was he golfing yesterday? Bad.

[F]

He sucked. He's not good.

[J]

That's all right. Blind squirrel.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm just worried about your mentals. I. I feel like you're in a bad spot.

[A]

Yeah, I'm in a good spot.

[C]

Really, really dark spot. Yesterday.

[B]

You're dark.

[J]

I was in a normal spot. Well, you were. You're like, yeah, I'm sick and you coughed and you should keep shaking my hand.

[A]

So are you sick now?

[J]

I woke up feeling a little stuffed up.

[C]

Yeah.

[J]

Honest.

[C]

Well, I want. That's why I warned you. That's why I said I was sick. And I was like, you made a

[J]

big point to shake my hand whenever you could.

[A]

How are you on this final? The red stool?

[J]

I don't know. I've never played it in competition, but I like the odds of it.

[B]

Oh, you lost both your matches before you got there.

[J]

That's a weird way of putting it, but yeah, sure.

[E]

Right.

[C]

That's a factual way of putting it.

[G]

Yeah.

[J]

Yeah, I guess. In technical terms, sure, if you want to be by the book.

[B]

What would you have rather me said

[J]

you didn't make it that far because time limit or some Sounded better.

[G]

Yeah, that would have been.

[B]

Yeah, the time limit. The old time limit, but got you.

[C]

I offered to play 18.

[J]

Just friends you have missed. You have a bad memory.

[C]

Okay.

[J]

Should get that checked. But I'm ready. I'm excited for that. We got our badgers at 4:30, so. Yeah, that will put us in a good mood.

[B]

That will put us in a good mood.

[A]

Are they favored?

[B]

No, we're the long shot to win the whole thing.

[J]

But the last game we played was six. So you carry that energy through.

[B]

Yeah. It's only two week break which is so weak.

[C]

That's.

[A]

That's.

[J]

Yeah, that's brutal.

[B]

I don't know why we do a two week break for the frozen four.

[E]

Where's it at?

[B]

Vegas.

[E]

Oh, nice.

[B]

Yeah. Big tilt against North Dakota.

[C]

What was that?

[J]

That was kind of a clap. Like, I think I'm done. Yeah.

[C]

Where did that come from?

[J]

All right, well, see you on the court. See on the course. Course.

[B]

Course. Court.

[J]

On a course.

[C]

It's court.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Course on a course.

[J]

Both would have sufficed.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

[J]

You're like Bill Clinton, man. You never know what you're saying.

[B]

You're like Bill Clinton.

[G]

You never know what you're. You're like rife with adages and idioms.

[B]

Is Bill Clinton someone famously didn't know who. What he was saying.

[C]

No, like Bill Clinton, like get my dick sucked. What is Bill Clinton famous for that?

[A]

Saxophone.

[C]

Saxophone. Getting his dick sucked and not smoking.

[B]

Basketball.

[A]

Residential, I guess, eating babies.

[B]

It is pretty cool that Arkansas won national title when he was in office.

[C]

That is cool.

[B]

That's got to be sick. If your team wins while you're the president.

[G]

I didn't know that happened.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

And Walmart. When did Walmart start? When did Walmart.

[B]

Walmart's been around since the 70s, I want to say. But yeah, like when it started blowing up.

[C]

Blowing up in the. Maybe because of Arkansas basketball. Basketball.

[B]

Yeah. Did you see that? The. The law they passed in Wisconsin today?

[C]

No.

[B]

They're going to use some tax dollars to nil.

[C]

Oh, sweet.

[B]

I love it.

[C]

It's awesome.

[B]

I. I know.

[A]

What if you lived in Wisconsin?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

What if you're a non sports fan?

[B]

Okay, so here's. I, like, I know this sounds ridiculous, but I actually do think that the success of sports teams do help the economy, like overall.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Like I think the the city states, like, if your teams are winning, your economy is going to be better. People will be spending happier. Spending money. Yeah. New law recognizes Wisconsin athletics role as an economic engine for the state. I agree with this.

[E]

That's a drop in the bucket.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

14.6.

[B]

There's obviously a limit to it, but, like, look at what Louisiana's doing. Louisiana's just. Would you rather win 11 games in the SEC or have potholes? I'd rather win 11 games in the SEC, I think.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Fire a few cops.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Would it help to stop. Never mind.

[B]

What?

[G]

I just hate when they schedule home games like SEC schools. Like, that's like the biggest spectacle in American anything.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And they. They waste home games on, like, Austin, Pennsylvania or Charlotte.

[B]

Yeah. But they're guaranteed wins.

[G]

And it's just like it's.

[C]

There's only.

[G]

So there's 12 games.

[B]

I know we've had this discussion. Yeah.

[G]

Where it's like, just play all the SEC teams.

[B]

But they would never do that because

[G]

then they were more of a chance to get better. Wins.

[B]

Yeah. But then everyone has like three losses

[L]

and they get left out.

[B]

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[C]

What?

[B]

She spread my ass cheeks. That was crazy.

[A]

Looking for moles?

[B]

I don't know, but it was a cray. Was a quick. And it was crazy.

[A]

Was that.

[G]

That's worse.

[B]

Yeah. Way worse. I would rather the penis.

[A]

Did you shower this morning before yeah,

[B]

but still, I'm a guy.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna miss some spots.

[B]

It's never.

[K]

Were you bent over?

[B]

No, I was laying down and she just. Yeah, it was like all in one exam. So it was like. Started with the head and then she's like, all right, lay on your stomach. And she looked at my back. And then there's no warning. Just like a. Yeah, no warning. Yep. I had my. I had my underwear on. So she pulled my underwear down and then kept on going.

[C]

Was it a two hand grip? Was it whoops and then close it or was it a.

[B]

It was pop pop. No, it was actually a double pop.

[A]

Did she slam it shut?

[B]

It was like a pop at the top and then a pop pop in like the mid. Oh, and it was bad.

[H]

Were you well wiped?

[A]

Like a book?

[B]

I don't know. She licked her finger to turn the.

[A]

To turn your hair.

[B]

Yeah, it was uncomfortable.

[A]

Reading your ass like, a book is so funny.

[B]

Yeah. And she. Yeah, she was. And it was like the doctor and then a note taker. And so she was like saying like. She, like, looked behind my, like, on my neck. She'd be like, all right, we got a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah here.

[A]

How many notes do you think? Like, were there anything?

[B]

Like five or. I think it's just like moles and stuff. Yeah. Just to then go back in a year and see if anything grew. I don't know.

[H]

It wouldn't be as weird if she also, like, like checked under your dick, because then she's just looking everywhere for moles.

[B]

She asked. She's like, anything around your penis? I was like, no, my balls. I was like, what if she.

[A]

I wish she would have said, yeah.

[B]

I was like, I don't want it.

[A]

All right. How's the uncomfortable exam, though?

[B]

Spread your ass. Have you guys ever done it?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[G]

They made me lay down under the blanket and they did, like, definitely check.

[A]

Yeah, my penis was checked. Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

I never.

[B]

I never knew this was a thing. Like, because dermatologists.

[L]

You.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That.

[B]

I mean, let's be honest. That's chick stuff. Yeah.

[F]

No.

[G]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

Men overwhelmingly have skin cancer. Go get checked. Don't be.

[B]

When you hear the word dermatology, you're like, oh, that's a chick doctor.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

You think facials.

[B]

I'm like, right?

[F]

But no.

[B]

Right.

[F]

You guys are the ones getting all kinds of crazy skin cancers. You should go get checked, everyone. Get your ass spread.

[E]

Think like proactive. In, like, high school. Someone going to dermatology.

[B]

You're right, Right. Yeah. Acne and stuff. But not as a man.

[E]

No, no.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And she was like, you should start wearing a sun shirt. I was like, I'd rather just stand. Cancer. Yeah. I don't know. Like, you can't wear a sun shirt as a grown man and not look like a toddler.

[F]

Have you seen it goes viral every now and then. But there was like a dermatologist convention in Hawaii and it showed the pool area and they're all like just fully covered up in sun.

[A]

No.

[B]

Gotta let the sun get a little work on you.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, come on.

[H]

So she must be telling everyone to wear a sun shirt.

[B]

Yeah, well, she was like, as you get older, you should probably think about a sun shirt.

[C]

And I was like, like at the beach or just every day. Just I think general go outside.

[B]

I don't know.

[F]

The beach when you're golfing.

[B]

Yeah. Cuz she was like, how often are you in the sun? I was like, I don't really know how to answer that question. Like what? I mean, sometimes like I don't go out and lay in the sun, but like go to a Cubs game, you golf.

[C]

That's up. That the sun can do that. I know it's up. That's not like.

[B]

Well, it's also, it's also up because you look your best when you're in the sun.

[C]

That's. That's up.

[E]

I want a tan and vitamin D.

[C]

It's like the sun is so important.

[B]

Right.

[C]

But also it's like the only way

[B]

to look hot is to get his tan. But it also kills you.

[C]

Stupid.

[B]

No thanks.

[G]

Yeah. We do have a definitive way to significantly decrease our chances at cancer by wearing sunscreen. And we don't do it.

[B]

Yeah, I don't do it.

[A]

I do face every day.

[B]

Every, like starting to do today.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Shut up.

[G]

Lotion. Yeah.

[B]

What?

[G]

Yes, you should be wearing them. Wear a face lotion with spf.

[F]

They make a ton of them now for dudes too.

[B]

But, but that keeps you young. That's, that's something a woman has to do. Well, us guys, we can look old.

[A]

Yes. You turn distinguished.

[B]

Yeah, women just get creases and in my face. Like that's cool. Wow, he's weathered.

[A]

I want gray hair so bad.

[B]

I, I. No you don't.

[A]

I think it looks awesome.

[B]

Hate it.

[F]

I'm growing mine out.

[B]

Really?

[F]

You can tell? I have a ton of it.

[H]

You could tell.

[F]

And now when I go get my hair dyed, it's specifically to add more gray, like lighter gray strands. So that as it comes in, I don't have to keep dying at some dark color and keep up with it. But, like, every four months, I go and I get, like, a little more added in. So as it's coming in, it's like, fuck it.

[B]

What does White Sox Dave think about this?

[F]

He's on the fence. Yeah, he's on the fence diet. But I kind of like it. I'm not mad about it.

[I]

So you're.

[H]

You're dying at gray.

[F]

It's like she does, like, this super light blending it in instead of covering it so none of my gray gets covered anymore. Just lightens around it to, like, blend it in and.

[B]

Yeah, it works.

[A]

Yeah, I like. I wish.

[B]

No, I wish I was, like, fully.

[F]

I think it looks cool.

[H]

Do you still die here and there, Big cat?

[B]

Yeah, but I forget. And you have to do it, like,

[H]

every other week at this point. It's like, people know you have gray hair, so why even diet?

[B]

I just don't. Like, the temples. Get like. Like, I get, like, the poly walnuts going.

[F]

I think guys that have the full, like, Anderson Cooper hair.

[B]

Yeah, I would do. I'd be fine with that. I'd be fine with that.

[C]

You don't want salt and pepper?

[B]

I. I need more. I need more salt.

[C]

That's the classic.

[B]

I need more salt in the top. I only had it on.

[A]

You have salt on the sides. Clooney's been dying his hair. No, gray. And he looks hideous.

[B]

Yeah. It is weird when someone dyes it. Like, a Totally. Yeah. Like, I'll just mix it in a little so it's like, you can still see the grays.

[H]

I wouldn't want white hair. Like, I wouldn't want the Steve Martin.

[A]

I think that's cool, too.

[B]

Yeah, I think it looks well. Yes.

[H]

I've never even seen him with black hair. He's had white hair since forever.

[I]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Kyle, do you have any gray?

[G]

Yeah, a lot.

[B]

Damn.

[H]

Do you dye it?

[G]

No.

[H]

Oh, so not that much.

[B]

So none.

[C]

Where is it?

[B]

None.

[G]

Oh, every time. If you look, it's there. I guess it's a slow process.

[F]

Titus, you got a gray beard.

[C]

I got a gray beard.

[A]

It's awesome.

[F]

It looks cool.

[B]

My beard.

[F]

You're a dad. You had a gray beard.

[B]

You have no gray hair.

[G]

Yeah, I do. Every time I get a haircut, I see. I. Oh, I look at the. I hate looking at the pile. It's not brown.

[C]

I started graying in my 20s, I think. I think I was, like, 29. I started noticing the side of my Beard was going gray.

[H]

That's fine.

[B]

Stephen Shay, you got anything for us today?

[K]

Yeah. Did you see that? There's the anti aging pills for dogs.

[B]

Whoa. Say you're scientist similar. Can you tell us who told you that?

[K]

No.

[B]

It's crazy, man.

[J]

Who's your.

[B]

One of the biggest yak mysteries of all time is Stephen Chae just keeping a source but an anti aging.

[K]

But it's. It's like become. Yeah, yeah, Here we go.

[B]

Did you guys ever do this for my dog? Yeah. I wouldn't take the dog medicine.

[K]

I mean Obviously we're in 2026, but they're talking about, obviously this is going to be evolved for humans in the next, you know, decade or so.

[E]

What was your claim again, Steve?

[K]

I just said that this was coming.

[B]

He said that he talked to a scientist or a doctor.

[E]

That's right.

[B]

Who said the anti aging is coming and he won't tell us who he talked to.

[H]

It has to be just a random Twitter account.

[B]

No, he said it was in person.

[K]

Yeah, but it's, it's.

[B]

But again, why keeping this person.

[A]

What.

[H]

What does that pill do that's different than like healthy supplements? Vitamins.

[A]

Right. That looked like a vitamin, like reverses.

[B]

What does that pill do that a sun shirt can't do?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Put your dog in a sun shirt. It is crazy. There are kids now that will be alive in 2100.

[B]

Whoa.

[G]

21.

[C]

Hold on.

[B]

Yeah, I mean I hope my kids are.

[A]

Yeah, definitely.

[C]

Oh my God. Whoa.

[A]

We might all be if we take those pills, right?

[B]

None of us will be alive.

[A]

No.

[B]

100. No, but we have some people in this office who could be.

[C]

I don't want to be.

[F]

No.

[B]

Yeah, we have some people who are born in like. Who's our youngest?

[K]

15 year old? Steve. Ella.

[B]

Yeah. Who's not 15 anymore, right?

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

I think he's like 28.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who is the youngest person that comes in every day or supposed to come?

[A]

There's a.

[H]

She's what, 23, 24.

[K]

There's gold finger, maybe.

[A]

Gold finger.

[C]

Gold finger.

[K]

Carson on tv.

[B]

Carson. Carson.

[H]

Yeah.

[J]

Carson is really young, I think Carson.

[A]

22. Oh, really? Yeah.

[B]

22 is 2004.

[E]

It's crazy.

[B]

I mean, Connor Griffin. What are you talking.

[C]

What do you.

[B]

What do you sign for?

[A]

105, 50.

[B]

Jesus.

[E]

I think K was born in 2000.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hoisted, dude.

[B]

Imagine having $150 million and you're 19 years old. That's fully guaranteed.

[C]

You got to take care of yourself. You gotta take care of yourself.

[B]

Yeah. Take care of yourself first. And Then how long is the contract?

[G]

I felt bad that he was even around me.

[B]

Nine year contract. So he'll. If he's good, he'll. He'll make another huge deal getting into baseball.

[A]

He said during COVID rocked me to my core. It killed me, because that doesn't feel long ago.

[B]

No, not at all. Like, if he was playing wiffle ball and then he just watched me, like, lose in the sugar bowl, it's like we.

[A]

I was. My day. Today is no different than a day during COVID Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You see more people.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Nothing else. Yeah, it is, actually. Yeah. I mean, the time, it really is kind of like one of those things that I feel like the further we get away from it, it'd be like, yeah, everything changed in that one. Yeah.

[H]

2019 BC saying, like, something happened before COVID Just seems like it was so much longer than it was.

[B]

Right. Like Vrabel and Rossini was before COVID Yeah.

[A]

Maybe.

[B]

That trial balloon was tough, man.

[H]

What do you think's the cutoff age for when someone dies saying they lived a good life? Like, 70?

[B]

Oh, I think it's anything over 80.

[H]

Over 80, for sure. But what's the youngest they could be?

[A]

75 is still too young. But also, it's person to person basis. Like.

[B]

Like, true.

[A]

Chef Donnie's done a lot.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I think 80 plus, you're like, okay, that was.

[H]

It's sad, but 77.

[G]

No, 80.

[A]

80 over 80. It's just like, you. Oh, my. You know, my grandfather died.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then nobody. Everybody's like. And then it's. No, no. Real sad.

[B]

90. You can't even cry. No.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

My buddy told. Told us, like, his grandma had died recently. Like, oh, so sorry. He's like, ah. She was 91. The whole room's like, oh, yeah, yeah. Who gives a. Yeah.

[F]

I feel like anything over 85. You hear that? It was a blessing.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

He was ready.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't even let him say the age. If someone my age says, like, my grandmother or grandfather, I'm like, you still had one, right?

[A]

The.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I had one in 10 years.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I haven't.

[H]

I haven't had one since I was, like, 11.

[L]

Yeah.

[J]

Yeah.

[C]

My grandma's 91.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

She's, like, very healthy.

[G]

Really amazing.

[C]

Doesn't use a walker, lives by herself.

[A]

What's her. All those old women just have, like, one Dr. Pepper a day.

[C]

Yeah, she probably does.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's always Dr. Pepper.

[B]

Yeah. It's either that or like, they. They. They eat like, a Single tomato they grow in their backyard.

[G]

Huh.

[A]

I have a fried green tomato.

[G]

Whiskey and wild women. People are like, oh, yeah, I'm gonna drink wine every day and smoke.

[A]

Right.

[H]

They have an unhealthy habit they've been doing the past 80 years.

[B]

A shot of olive oil every morning.

[A]

That's coin toss.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's always, like, an old lady in, like, Italy who's just ate nothing but pasta.

[A]

She's. She is a baseball mitt from the sun.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

And red wine every day.

[C]

My grandma's been talking about dying for, like, decades. It might be that she's doing the equivalent of us taking our shoes off for the wet. I was, like, 7 years old. She'd be like, come give your grandma a hug.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You never know. Yes.

[A]

My grandma does the same.

[C]

She's been doing that for 30 years.

[A]

It makes me dread Christmas, because every time I leave, she was like, probably the last one. Yeah, dude.

[I]

All right.

[C]

And I think that might be the secret to long life is just prep for death. Yeah.

[G]

Yep.

[B]

Just put your shoes off for the.

[C]

I just saw her. We were down in Indy for the final four, and I saw her. She. She's just. She's doing great. She's 91. She'll drop something on the floor. Just bend over, pick it up real quick. Keep walking like, she's. She's spry, but every time you leave there. Is that. That awkward? Like, come give your grandma a hug.

[A]

It'll be the time you forget to do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Is there anything that covet didn't kill that? Like, everyone was so convinced it was going to, like, remember when they're like, we're never going to shake hands again.

[B]

Yeah. Hot tubs.

[E]

Yeah. Like.

[H]

Like indoor water parks.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

They do say that the Youngs aren't having sex as much anymore. I don't know if that. I don't think it has to do with COVID Well, I guess kids got more into the Internet because they were all stuck at home.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

So maybe that accelerated the Internet being the social world.

[B]

I also do think of, like, what. What was the age. What age do you think was the worst for, like, development if you're a coveted kid, like, sixth grade. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, my kids were. My. I had. My son was, like, one. Which is like, I. I always think about that, how it would have been just horrendous if he was in school

[H]

at the time or maybe, like, the start of high school or start of college.

[A]

I think there's an argument for, like, senior Year and freshman year of high school.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Because then you have two years of college, you're like.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Your whole experience warped.

[B]

Yeah. Sass is up. Yeah, he is.

[F]

What's he been up to?

[B]

Good question.

[F]

Plugging along, I just like, I feel like we haven't talked about him in a little bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

I just missed the mention of him.

[J]

Bush.

[B]

Bush.

[F]

Oh, bush.

[B]

Unshaven. He's just always unshaven.

[F]

Yep.

[E]

Sixth grade is good though.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Or like the early years are so prime for development.

[B]

Yeah. I think like a four and five year old, like if you being in

[F]

a small apartment with them.

[B]

Yeah. Or like even a teacher with a mask on for an entire year where you can't pick up like the official record.

[G]

It's honestly probably preschool kindergarten.

[A]

Like.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Not getting to socialize with kids.

[B]

So like those kids someday are just gonna be. It's probably. They probably made some good like Barstool Interns.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Awkward kids. Like, we probably got a. Like the. Maybe that's what. Yeah. Like the class of 2030 at Barstool Interns is gonna be.

[C]

So it's a huge draft class for us. We gotta take the season before that.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Whenever those put out dog content for a year. Yeah.

[B]

Whenever those like five year olds in 2020 are. Are 18. That's. That's our class. Yeah. Mutants walking around, not being able to understand sarcasm or facial nose.

[G]

So yeah.

[B]

Freaking out when we joke. That's what we need.

[G]

Honestly, a lot of those kids like didn't learn English fully.

[B]

Yeah. They're gonna look back and it's gonna be like, what's the. What's the. Yeah, like the. The Jordan draft or who's the. What was the merino draft?

[K]

Three draft. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Damn, we got some good ones there.

[K]

Have we talked about this before? Are you guys doing life support like in the wheels and stuff like that? Like if you're a vegetable, is there a cut off pull the plug thing or.

[B]

I have all that set up. Yeah.

[K]

Like which one? The pull the plug or not pull the plug.

[B]

Pull the plug. And then also like wills and.

[K]

Yeah, same.

[B]

I tried to tell. I went for a meeting like a couple years ago to set it all up and I tried to ask the lawyer, like, can I change my kids inheritance depending on like, like how good they are? And she's like, not really. I was like, that's. That's kind of a bummer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I want this to be fluid. Depending on how much I love them.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Every night you update it.

[G]

Yeah. It should be an app where you can do.

[E]

Yeah, we'll get there.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's just like.

[F]

I can't believe that's not a thing yet.

[H]

I mean, like, you can't edit it after.

[B]

No, you can, but it's like a whole process. So I. I was like, can we just leave it, like, a range where I, like, can, you know, Know, depending on how. Yeah, Right.

[C]

Open it up, slide it down. Yeah, slide it up. Yeah.

[B]

Or like, it's just. Yeah, it's like, almost like, it would be cool if it was like, a live stock market that they could share.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And I can update.

[A]

That would make parenting really easy.

[B]

Yeah. Like. Oh, you didn't listen to me. Okay, well, you just lost a dollar fifty on your stockhead at the Cubs game. Boom. Yeah. Gone. Oh, man. Oh, I'm excited for mini golf.

[A]

I am, too.

[F]

That was fun last night.

[B]

Very Fun.

[A]

Starts at 7 today, 7pm that how you feeling?

[E]

I feel like you guys are a lot deeper than we are.

[B]

Yeah, but I don't think the matchups are like that.

[E]

Yeah, it's not. You're not unbeatable by any means, but you guys are definitely deep.

[B]

Let's go through it and just say who, like, pft. Hanks. Probably a toss up.

[A]

I think it's Hank.

[B]

Okay, so it's Hank. So that's one for them. I think we should. Kate, I think I'm not going to put pressure on you. I think you should win that.

[F]

I think I should too.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It was good.

[B]

I watched a couple of kb I think should win that one.

[A]

Maybe should be Dante, Eddie and Chief.

[B]

Toss up.

[E]

I would say toss up.

[B]

I actually think Ebo Chaps. Probably a toss up.

[C]

No, Evo's good.

[G]

Ebo was flawless last night.

[B]

All right, so right now we have one point and one toss up, and then we should win. Che. Che. You got to win. That's two. Jerry Deutsch is probably.

[A]

Jerry Deutsch isn't good.

[B]

He is not.

[C]

Deutsch isn't good.

[A]

Donnie for sure.

[B]

Titus win. That's three. Tate Blutman's a toss up.

[A]

Tate's pretty good.

[K]

I think that's a must win for the olds.

[C]

Tate's got to win that or Dave has to beat Spider too.

[B]

That's a toss up. I gotta beat Lucas. That's fine. It's gonna be.

[A]

Spider's good.

[F]

You're definitely gonna. Oh, I don't want to jinx it.

[B]

I gotta be.

[F]

He was pretty.

[B]

And then T. Bob's got to beat Matt.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

This is gonna be Tight. I don't love all of our matchups.

[E]

Lucas was that bad?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

You have to win.

[F]

The only thing that throws me off of Mincy is he's got poker brain. So I feel like he can look at some of these holes and be like, well, my odds of. I feel like he can, like, rain man the hole and be like, well, actually, I should do this by a 3.42 margin. You know what I mean? I don't know what goes on inside his head, but from what I saw yesterday, I still think I'm okay.

[J]

What's the scoring?

[B]

You need how many points to win? We need six. We need to win six and they need to win eight, and there's no half points. Yeah. So we just got to get 6.

[F]

PFT was pretty good, right?

[B]

Yeah, I don't think. I think Hank and PFT will be a toss up just because I think they're. They play a lot of golf against each other. PFT can get hot. So if we can steal one of. Go. Go back to it again. If we can steal one of the. If that first four matches end up 2 2, I. I will like our chances a lot. If it ends up 3:1 and it's tied going into last eight, then I will think that we have. We have some work to do.

[C]

We can't tie.

[B]

Cannot tie.

[C]

But I'm saying the overall thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Can we.

[B]

No.

[C]

The overall thing.

[B]

No, because it's.

[A]

Captain's doing, sudden death.

[B]

What is the. Can we tie? Yeah, we can wait. Then we win six. Are we not. How many points do we have right now?

[A]

Six.

[K]

Three.

[A]

Right.

[C]

If we went six, we'd have 12, and then they would win four.

[B]

They would have 10. There's 22 points total.

[C]

So what if we win?

[B]

Yeah. What if we win five? Oh, yeah. So if we win five, then it's a tie.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hank, we gotta figure this out. We gotta have this set. I have a. I have a proposal. That's a good point, Titus. I didn't even think about that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Stephen J. Do the. Do the Chevy read real quick. I didn't even think that because I was thinking we need to win six, we just need to win five to keep it going.

[K]

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[B]

you're right, Steven. Yep.

[K]

Followed that last one.

[A]

Me and Titus made up a fun game on Mostly Today where we pull up Nicky smokes Twitter captions and try to guess the sexual reference he makes. Okay, so it's just like being in your 20. These are all his captions.

[G]

These are all cap.

[A]

So girls are like an Xbox 360 come back in.

[C]

What does that mean?

[G]

Tastes like the controller.

[A]

That's. That's kind of the depth. He went. We went a little too.

[E]

The red ring of death.

[A]

He did bring that up.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

But it didn't mean period.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. His.

[G]

He said, does the console matter here?

[C]

No, no, not at all.

[G]

So does it have anything to do with the disc insert?

[A]

No.

[C]

No. You're. You're putting way too much, though. Oh. It's very simple.

[H]

They're like a game.

[E]

They all know it's eventually die.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

It's the events. What is it?

[C]

It's when they're fresh out of the box. Which, by the way, that's concerning.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Now that I'm hearing it back. Yeah. When they're fresh out of the box, they're like fun.

[A]

And then you can't wait to play with it.

[C]

Wait to play with it. Then by the time you get used to it, it just suddenly dies.

[E]

Kato loves this.

[C]

It was something like that.

[G]

Okay, what is it? When they're brand new, Nikki smokes his things.

[A]

Basically he was like, Nick smokes Tick tock.

[C]

Caption with both Women in my Xbox360. The day I acquire them, I'm very excited. But then certain time comes where I'm kind of over it.

[H]

Okay.

[A]

And that was Xbox 360.

[L]

They're great.

[H]

Out of the box.

[A]

And you're like, wow, this is the

[B]

greatest thing I've ever had in my entire life.

[J]

And then one day you just wake

[B]

up to the ring of death and now you just have a bunch of problems that you can't fix and didn't cause.

[A]

And Titus made a good point. That's Any piece of tech ever.

[C]

Ever.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

An Xbox 360. That's. You could say refrigerator.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You could say.

[H]

Yeah. New toy for Christmas. Christmas.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hank, what are we doing if we're tied?

[L]

Captains one on one?

[B]

No, I don't agree.

[C]

Can I. I don't.

[A]

Oh, a twist. You weren't expecting that.

[L]

I mean, that's what the setup has been.

[B]

Well, no, I mean, when. When was that setup decided?

[L]

The last two years.

[B]

That was okay, but we were doing. I mean, I don't want. I don't want to. I do not want to be. Have that pressure on me. I. I think you could elect someone also. Are we playing one hole or are we playing 18?

[L]

The 18th whole Sunday.

[A]

I mean, that's part of the job of being a captain, is handling the pressure.

[B]

I should be able to elect someone.

[A]

That's not.

[G]

I'm fine with electing each. Each team elect.

[B]

Do we want to have a one off?

[G]

Really?

[B]

For 18 holes? It might be.

[D]

Be.

[L]

We can. Might be late, but yeah.

[E]

Why do the captains pick a partner?

[B]

I just want to see more Titus than Donnie, but yeah. All right.

[C]

You do not want that Donnie. If it's me versus Donnie for the win, he's gonna win.

[B]

It would be incredible. 18.

[C]

He's going to win. I just want to steal a half point. I wish. I wish we would have half points. I'm kind of mad about that because my strategy was to get a half point from Donnie.

[E]

Sorry.

[L]

Yeah, we could do Titus versus Donnie.

[B]

I don't. I don't care. 18 holes, they're 36, and your body

[L]

handle 36 in one day.

[B]

No, I mean, it would be the greatest content.

[A]

Why would we want that?

[L]

That's fine with me.

[B]

Or you could do three holes.

[C]

Why don't we just. Why don't you just pick a guy why doesn't like. But why don't you assess it at the end? I'm not the best. I. I mean, I'll do it, but, like, I'm. I want to win. I want to win the event. I'm not the best golfer we have.

[B]

I'm just saying. Content.

[C]

I know. I'm.

[B]

I'm thinking you versus Donnie on an 18 hole playoff would be.

[C]

I want to win money electric. And I don't think.

[B]

Yeah, I will agree to it. Yeah, we can figure it out. It could either be elect. I mean, we also could do. I'm just trying to think content. Like. What?

[L]

You don't think me versus you would be good content?

[B]

Yeah, I just don't. I don't trust myself in that situation.

[C]

Yeah, well, that's how I feel. Donnie's gonna smoke me. He's gonna beat me in the head to head today.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

It's not even gonna get to be a time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What if it was. What if it was 18 holes and you. And. And everyone has to play at least one hole and you captains just pick as we go.

[A]

But what if.

[B]

I'm saying, what if you get to

[F]

11 holes from the other team?

[L]

Does I just think 18 holes, that would be a lot.

[B]

Yeah. Or it could be 12 holes and everyone has to play one hole like that.

[C]

It's an even number.

[B]

Yeah, that is an even number. Then I would do 12 holes. Everyone, every. Everyone's got to play at least one hole. And then if that's tied, then I'll go head to head with you on 18. Okay. There we go.

[C]

And then if that ties, we go to tomorrow.

[B]

Yeah. Would you do. What do you say, Steven?

[K]

What if each captain got to pick someone from the other team to play? So you essentially have your two worst.

[B]

Oh, that would be. That actually would be good.

[C]

Pretty funny.

[B]

That would actually would be good because it would be bad golf.

[L]

I didn't hear what he said.

[B]

It would be you and I get to pick the other teams, too. Would be pretty. I mean, it would just be. I mean, be White Sox, Dave and Mincy. For who? I don't know who else would be. Do you want to do that the worst too, for sudden death? Like we do like nine holes. Yeah. So you. You'd pick. I like the sudden death.

[L]

The sudden death on 18 is always fun.

[B]

I'm down to do that if I can. If we can go down a line and like pick and go, you know, I can put up a golfer. You can put up a golfer.

[A]

What do you think has the most drama?

[C]

What about a hole in one off? What about like a soccer shootout type thing where you line up both teams and each. You get to go back and forth.

[B]

Oh, oh, five. What about. Yeah, five. Five shots or. Or play the 18th five times and we go like a soccer shootout. Yeah, that would be good.

[C]

It's like a hole in one. And if you get a hole in one, it's the counts. If you don't, you're, you know, it counts as a mess.

[B]

What's the most hole in one hole?

[A]

One.

[L]

18 or 18.

[C]

Well, 18 if you go straight, right.

[A]

That would be the best.

[B]

Yeah. Okay.

[J]

Visually.

[B]

But should it be a hole in one off or should. It's like I'm saying, like Soccer, where it's like. It's like, Hank puts up someone, I put up someone. If. If Hank's person gets a two and we get a three, they're up one. Nothing.

[L]

I like. The hole in one would make it because it's like, once.

[B]

It's just.

[L]

It will just keep going until someone gets a hole in.

[C]

Hole in one is awesome.

[B]

Okay. All right, so it's like. So you go through the Sudden death

[C]

Shootout, there's a chance to win it on a hole in one. Someone could step up there.

[H]

Okay.

[B]

I like winning it on a whole roster. Hold one off or just five.

[L]

And then once you go through five,

[B]

and it's sudden death.

[L]

Yeah, we.

[A]

I really want to tie.

[B]

Oh, I love that. All right, so hole in one. So it's. That's. That's it. You get a hole in one, You. You get the point. And. But if. If. If, like, the first one goes and we get a home one, then you get a home one. That's just no points. Or is it one point each?

[L]

One point each.

[B]

Yeah, one point each. Okay. Oh, yeah. It's like soccer.

[C]

Soccer shootout.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

I love that.

[B]

I love that.

[G]

We're gonna die.

[B]

Hey.

[G]

We're gonna die.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right.

[B]

That's good. I'm happy we talked it out. Whole one off is.

[C]

Should we just do the whole.

[B]

Yeah, I know. Like, that's. That would be great.

[G]

The pressure, huh? We're gonna die.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Because we didn't. We. Titus pointed out. It's like, I. I've been thinking, we need to win six matches. We don't. We need to win five to keep it going.

[L]

Five guarantees a tie.

[B]

Yeah, because there's 22 points. We have six right now, so we have to win five for at least a tie. Six. To win outright, you guys have to win eight for a tie, nine for outright. That makes sense, right? I think I have my math right. 22 points, right? Yeah. Yeah. Because with the half points, remember how yesterday was, like, five and a half points? It's really five or six. We're gonna tie.

[C]

There we go.

[B]

We're tie. Make sure we're gonna tie. I hope we don't have a tie, but.

[L]

But I kind of now hope we do.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Well said.

[G]

See where your head's at?

[L]

I mean, I want my team to win outright, but that would be fun.

[B]

Now, the last question for the soccer Shootout, should it be, we put up our own guys or we pick from the other team?

[L]

You put up your best five, and then it's just.

[B]

And then you just Go. Yeah. Okay. That would be incredible if it got like, to White Sox David Mincy, the goal. Yeah. If it just kept on going. We got to, like, 11. Yeah. Okay. All right. Thank you, Hank.

[L]

You're welcome.

[B]

All right, everyone, tune in seven o' clock central tonight. I. I'm just. I'm just happy that I avoided having to go heads up. That would have been Nick, you know,

[A]

that would have been a disaster just for you.

[B]

I don't want all of my. I want my team to have a chance.

[E]

I mean, it is nerve wracking.

[B]

It is.

[E]

Everyone's huddled around your hole.

[B]

Yeah, I'll. I will say this. I. If we go. If we go to shootout.

[F]

Skin doctor.

[B]

If we go to shootout, I will. I will put myself up as one of the five. Fair.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Absolutely. Okay. Good show, boys.

[A]

The trough.

[B]

7:00pm Trough.

[F]

Yeah. Everybody go pee in the trough.

[B]

Go pee in the trough. Kate, you too.

[F]

I'm gonna. One leg on the wall.

[A]

If I walk in on that, I'm killing myself.

[B]

All right, see you tomorrow. Or see everyone tonight. Seven o'. Clock.

[F]

Can't keep up.

[B]

It's the act. It's the act.

[J]

Go watch mini golf. See you more. Love you guys.

[B]

Bye.