The Internet Is Clowning Riggs and Daniel Rapaport For Defending Tiger Woods | The Yak 3-30-26

Summary

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The Yak – March 30, 2026

Episode Theme:
"The Internet Is Clowning Riggs and Daniel Rapaport For Defending Tiger Woods"

Episode Overview

On today's episode, the Yak crew (Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Eddie, Titus, Kate, Dave, Hank, Mincy, and more) return in full force, just in time for the internet to explode with takes involving golf media personalities Riggs and Daniel Rapaport’s unusually sympathetic defense of Tiger Woods following yet another car accident. The group dissects the reactions, roast fanboys, pull no punches about Tiger’s ongoing personal issues, and welcome a live post-mortem from Dan Rapaport himself, whose viral video has drawn millions of views for its sincerity (and meme-ish lines).

Aside from Tiger talk, The Yak pivots to lively discussions about sports fandom, podcast beefs, March Madness, and the perils of vacationing with kids, all with their signature blend of irreverence, camaraderie, and running in-jokes.

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1. Tiger Woods, Riggs, and the Golf Media Firestorm

The Accident and Immediate Reactions

• Brandon is notably absent; Eddie and others joke about how much they missed each other while traveling/building up to the Tiger discussion (02:00–03:50).
• Breaking News: Tiger Woods has had “another” car accident, sending the internet (and specifically golf Twitter/Barstool) into a frenzy (04:09).
• Riggs' Take: Riggs, of Barstool ForePlay, allegedly put an embargo on posting about Tiger's DUI:
  • Kyle: “Are we allowed to be doing this, Rig?” (04:24)
  • Eddie: “Riggs put an embargo on any Tiger blogs going up… just letting you know this is a story that like, you can’t go anywhere without finding out. But Riggs, like, hey, we gotta protect him on BarstoolSports.com.” (05:25)
  • Kyle: “He’s an enabler.” (05:55)
• Roasting Golf Media's Defense: The crew lampoons both Riggs and Dan Rapaport for their emotional, arguably enabling video reactions.
  • Play Riggs's defiant, military-movie-inspired video defending the Tiger embargo:
    “You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We’ll protect Tiger Woods till we die.” —Riggs, via Eddie (06:03).
  • The hosts imagine Riggs as Tiger’s ultimate enabler/handler, joking, “If Tiger gets help, he’s gotta cut Riggs out of his life.” (05:39).
• Dan Rapaport’s Viral Video:
  • "I just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger car accident. Pretty awful news to wake up to...I think a lot of us grew up idolizing this guy...we all just want to see Tiger happy.”—Dan Rapaport, (09:30–10:33)
  • Memed instantly: “Just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger Woods Car Accident.” (15:03, 48:29)
• Observations:
  • The group finds Rapaport’s (and others’) need to frame Tiger as a tragic hero “crazy” and surprisingly sincere in today’s cynical age (12:15).
  • “It’s like, you can be like, hey, I like Tiger Woods the golfer, but bad guy.” —Eddie (07:00, 12:42)
  • “Thank God no one was hurt. It’s like right when schools are getting out too!” —Eddie (07:13)

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2. Jokes, Memes & Social Commentary

Car Flipping as a Tiger Trait

• The team riffs endlessly on Tiger’s uncanny ability to flip vehicles in slow-speed, affluent neighborhoods.
  • Kate: “It was like, in a nice neighborhood with like five mile an hour. You look at the pictures of it, you're like, how the...you had to try flipping.” (07:38)
  • Eddie: “He’s as good at doing that as he is golfing.” (07:29)
  • Kyle: “When the car starts to flip, he’s like, been here before.” (11:13)

Satirical “Enabler” Take on Riggs

• “If Tiger Woods gets in trouble again, the first person to cut out is Riggs.” (05:38)
• "You gotta stop associating with anybody who says it's okay you keep getting behind the wheel of a car, perked out of your head." —Eddie (05:43)

Mocking Golf Media & Fanboys

• “The Tiger fanboys are weird, though. It’s not everyone, but a lot are hanging on the 'he blew zeros’ DUI' thing.” —Eddie (14:00)
• “He was on morphine!” —Dave (14:13)

Meme Quotables

• “I just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger Woods car accident.” —Dan Rapaport (replayed/mocked multiple times, 15:03, 48:34)
• “Main page tweeted this out.” —Kyle (15:14)
• “I want that on a t-shirt.” —Titus (15:04)

Internet Backlash

• The crew notes both support and ruthless ridicule for both Riggs and Rapaport, praising the latter’s willingness to own the take:
  • “The fact that he left it up and didn't try to clarify anything—I respect that.” —Dave (50:00)
  • “It’s authentic...it’s just...funny.” —Titus (50:35)

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3. Dan Rapaport Joins to Address the Memeing

Live Call-In With Dan Rapaport (70:03–78:17)

• Admits shock at viral reaction:
  • “As soon as I posted it, I was looking at the replies…took a shower…then opened my phone and saw the scariest notification you’ll ever see in your life: Dave Portnoy retweeting your video.” —Dan Rapaport (71:08)
  • “It was my genuine reaction. I was at the shoot when Tiger had the horrible car accident in 2021. So, definitely a little bit of personal stuff wrapped up.” (71:48)
• Clarifies intent:
  • “I do think that, like, him driving and blasting 90s hip hop is probably one of his favorite things that he gets to do. Not defending him...but I was just trying to give some context to the situation. Certainly got out of hand.” (71:57)
• Defends “control” line:
  • “The word control…his life is out of control. He takes a couple pills and gets in his Land Rover.” —Yak panel (72:50)
• Tiger’s Influence:
  • “He’s a once-in-a-generation figure...like a Shakespearean tragedy” —Dan Rapaport (77:23)
• Would he do another video?
  • “Maybe that will have to be our response [taking down pictures, etc.] ... I would think the state of Florida is going to take his license away. Probably the best outcome.” (78:59, 79:34)

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4. Reflections on Sports Fandom & Enabling

Athletes’ Vices and Fallout

• Yak ponders the pattern: “What legend hasn’t aged in a way dominated by vices and bad decisions?” (16:49)
• “It’s hard to stop being the man. The minute that gets pulled from you, imagine being the man, and then, boom, you’re just a regular dude.” —Eddie (18:41)
• Michael Jordan vs. Tiger Woods: “MJ also has done...he's so inaccessible, whereas Tiger has tried to be a little more accessible...MJ doesn't do any media.” —Eddie (51:58)
• The difference with Tiger:
  • “For a guy who's not white to be the biggest star in the sport—that alone is movies, documentaries, and then this whole second chapter, it's a Shakespearean tragedy.” —Dan Rapaport (77:23)
• “Everybody’s got struggles.” [Recurring tongue-in-cheek refrain for both Tiger and co-host Rico’s podcast beef.] (24:55, 25:55)

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5. Side Topics & Running Gags

March Madness, Brackets, and Office Bets

• Expansive riffing on March Madness office pools, drinking beer for each bracket win (“kinda like a reverse DUI...can’t be under the legal limit doing the Final Four bracket.” —Dave, 58:39)
• Debates about Duke’s "likeability", Eddie’s secret Duke fandom prompts him being labeled “Duke Eddie” and “douchebag” (83:07–92:22)

Yak Podcast Beefs & Apology Culture

• Discusses the overuse of “apology hacks” in their circles:
  • “They've discovered the apology hack...apology stat guy…” —Dave/Eddie (24:25, 24:30)

Vacationing as a Parent

• Kate shares chaotic stories of traveling with kids on Spirit Airlines and being stuck in the “de-icing corral” at O’Hare (114:39–117:25)

Notable League/Media Talk

• Riffing on NFL coaches’ photo day—identifying missing faces, fashion choices, and physique commentary (106:09–112:21)
• Spring Training tales, Cubs kids, player run-ins, inside jokes about player nicknames

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6. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

(With Timestamps)

• “I just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger Woods car accident.” —Dan Rapaport (09:30, 15:03, 70:04)
• “You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We'll protect Tiger woods till we die!” —(Riggs via Eddie, 06:03)
• “If Tiger gets help, Riggs is the very first person Tiger will have to cut out of his life.” —Eddie (05:38)
• “He’s as good at flipping cars as he is at golfing.” —Eddie (07:29)
• “Everybody’s got struggles.” —Eddie (24:55)
• “He probably feels most normal driving [impaired].” —Multiple jokes throughout
• “No one is as bad as their worst moment. I think it’s the fact that it’s the fourth time...people die all the time from these things. It’s very selfish.” —Eddie (81:14)

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7. Key Segment Timestamps

• 02:00–07:00 — Reunion, Brandon’s Absence, Setting Up Tiger Discussion
• 07:00–15:00 — Tiger’s Accident, Riggs and Rapport Defense, Memes, Fan Reactions
• 15:00–18:00 — “Just woke up in Japan” lines/Echo Chamber, Car Flipping Jokes
• 70:03–78:17 — Dan Rapaport Live Call-In, Explaining the Viral Video
• 81:00–84:00 — Philosophizing Sports Fandom, Athlete Flaws, “Pure sports diplomats”
• 83:00–92:00 — Duke Fandom Debate, “Duke Eddie” Roast
• 106:09–112:21 — NFL Coach Photo Riff
• 114:39–117:25 — Kate’s Vacation/Spirit Airlines Story

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8. Episode Tone & Style

• Signature irreverence—Mocking golf media, roasting one another, “locker room” ribbing.
• Unfiltered, authentic sidebar tangents—Stories about travel, inside jokes, and nickname pettiness.
• Frankness about tough topics—Critiquing celebrity enablers, the downsides of sports hero worship, relapse, and personal responsibility.

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9. For First-Time Listeners

This episode is a classic window into The Yak’s group dynamic: pop culture mockery, inside-Barstool gossip, sports hot takes, and meme creation in real time. Whether you’re a golf fan, a Tiger-watcher, a Barstool insider, or just in for the sports-lifestyle party vibe, you'll catch not just all the backstory on Tiger’s latest escapade, but the purest distillation of how irreverent internet sports culture processes its meme moments.

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Listen for:

• Relentless Tiger-related memes and soundbites ("woke up in Japan...")
• Candid debate over athlete idolization vs. personal accountability
• Dan Rapaport directly addressing his own meme status, live, with humor and humility
• Meta commentary on both sports media and internet clout

Skip for:

• In-depth golf analysis, detailed reporting (this is about media/fandom/culture, not the accident’s specifics)
• Advertisements, intros, outros

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Transcript

[Kyle]

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[Dave]

3, 2, 1.

[Eddie]

Are you serious?

[Kyle]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Eddie]

That was incredible. Hello, it's the Yak. Welcome in Stella Blue Coffee ready to drink? Can stellbluecoffee.com go right now? Save some dogs, drink some coffee. Stbluecoffee.com hello everyone.

[Dave]

Hello.

[Eddie]

Hello. Good to be back.

[Titus]

Good to have everyone back.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Kate's back too.

[Eddie]

Kate's back. I'm back.

[Kate]

All the important people.

[Kyle]

Danny's back.

[Eddie]

The light is shining on us. I miss the out of you Guys, Honest to God. Yeah. Although being on Pacific time, I like would just. It'd be like 11 o'. Clock. Like, oh, the accident, like halfway over. So it was a little bit different. You know what I'm saying?

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. 10:00am is very early.

[Dave]

Surreal.

[Kyle]

But like, you did like.

[Eddie]

Actually, I missed the out. Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah. Were you on Pacific time?

[Kyle]

Yeah, in Arizona.

[Eddie]

Arizona.

[Titus]

Arizona.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Pacific time after. Yeah. Yeah, it is.

[Titus]

That was funny.

[Eddie]

I didn't time zones us up. Listen, man.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you're right.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But yeah, I missed you guys. Good trip. Good vacation.

[Kyle]

Brandon's not here.

[Eddie]

Brandon's not here. Oh. He said he's. He doesn't want to see me anymore. I said that's fine.

[Hank]

He told me the same thing.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he did.

[Kyle]

Mostly, right?

[Titus]

He did. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And wake up.

[Hank]

Bar stool.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Priority set. We already knew that.

[Titus]

He came into mostly just to watch one video. A thousand times he said that. Yeah. Which Straight up. Straight up.

[Kyle]

Just start with a man just awaking in the fall.

[Titus]

He said he texted us last night. He's like, I got. I got that thing. I think he said it right here. He's close. His mom's house situation. I gotta take care of that. So I'm gonna have to miss mostly tomorrow. And then like at 10pm he was just like, change of plans. I'm coming in just to watch the video.

[Eddie]

What video are you talking about?

[Kyle]

Act one, scene one. Teary eyed man wakes up.

[Dan Rapport]

Another Tiger woods car accident.

[Eddie]

Wait, hold on. Time out. Pause this. Tiger woods got in a car accident?

[Kyle]

Yeah. You. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Unfortunately, I only get my news on BarstoolSports.com so. How would I know that?

[Kyle]

That's right. Yeah. Are we allowed to be doing this, Rig?

[Eddie]

What are you saying? What are you gonna say for your boy, Riggs?

[Kyle]

I. You know what? I. I quote me on that. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's a good. Do you know what the. Funny. We were talking about it yesterday, Titus and I like the funniest thing. Well, it's not funny, but first of all, Tiger. Tiger's a bad guy. Like you could say it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Keeps doing this.

[Kyle]

The serial cheater. Drunk driver.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And then. But Riggs video. Which. Can you play Riggs video? Riggs. Riggs put an embargo on any Tiger blogs going up. Tiger woods, who is probably the one of the most well known guys out there. Riggs told me to not post Tiger dui. FYI, if anyone wondering why we haven't yet, just letting you know this is a story that like, you can't go Anywhere without finding out. But Briggs, like, hey, we gotta protect him on BarcelonalSports.com.

[Titus]

that's right. Let's spike that one. Yeah, let's go ahead and spike that story.

[Eddie]

And the craziest part about this is if Tiger, and I hope he does. If Tiger woods does get help, Riggs is the very first person that Tiger woods will have to cut out of his life.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's an enabler.

[Eddie]

He's the most enabler you could ever be.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's right.

[Eddie]

Like, if Tiger gets help, he's good. They're going to be like, hey, you got to stop associating with anyone who basically says it's okay that you keep getting behind the wheel of a car, you know, perked out of your head.

[Titus]

So what's best for Riggs is Tiger does not get help.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Titus]

He's on this path.

[Eddie]

He's just keep, like throwing pills at him.

[Kyle]

Exactly.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's the only way he's going to keep being friends with Tiger. Right? Yeah. Play Riggs's video. He has like, fangs or something too. You think I told our team to not post about Tiger Woods DUI and to protect him? You're goddamn right I did. You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We'll protect Tiger woods till we die. Protect it. Unreal.

[Dave]

That makes me actually think that Riggs is in it. In it in a cool way. He must be in the robes with Tiger.

[Eddie]

You think, like, one of Tiger's guys was like, hey, make sure this doesn't hit barstool sports.

[Dave]

I feel like he's in like, some deep society.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Him and Tiger might have like the same, like, brand scar from us.

[Eddie]

There it is.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Titus]

This makes Bosco putting on the jumpsuits and clapping in the cave look like nothing.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You know?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Cuz if Nate Oats did something bad, he would talk about it.

[Eddie]

He absolutely would talk about it. He'd be the first to. To put his hand up. But. Yeah, this is. It's crazy to. You can. You can be like, hey, I like Tiger woods the golfer, but bad guy.

[Titus]

For.

[Eddie]

For. And like, he. Thank God no one was hurt. It's like right when schools are getting out too.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Two o' clock on a Friday afternoon, just flipping your.

[Kyle]

Your worst time to be driving.

[Kate]

I still don't get how it flipped.

[Dave]

I like flipping his.

[Eddie]

He's.

[Kyle]

He's as good at doing that as he is golfing. He always flipping.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he might be better.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Now I was better at that.

[Dave]

I don't think I could flip it,

[Kate]

but kb, it was like, in a nice neighborhood with like five mile an hour. It was like, you look at the pictures of it. You're like, how the. You had to try flipping.

[Eddie]

It's impressive, but, I mean, your limbs

[Dave]

got to be, like, juicy. You gotta really be feeling nothing.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Curbs have to be just like surprises. Yeah.

[Dave]

Spaghettio.

[Eddie]

Holy. Where'd that meat? Oh, and now we're.

[Katic]

Boom.

[Kyle]

Oh, good.

[Eddie]

If you put your hands up. Way to fix it.

[Kyle]

Is Riggs like, in the back with a big pair of

[Lucas]

Tiger.

[Kate]

Just.

[Dave]

That's what I'm saying. He's deep, bro. He's in there.

[Eddie]

He goes so deep. But yeah, no, he flipped. Show the picture of the flip car. It's hard to flip a car that big of a car 20 miles an hour. You gotta really be surprised.

[Kyle]

You gotta be banged.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's got. Something's gotta jump out at you. Look at that thing.

[Kate]

Crazy how I don't.

[Kyle]

He's so good.

[Eddie]

Again, it was like 25, gorgeous neighborhood.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah,

[Dave]

yeah, he did flip that.

[Eddie]

And we had just invited him to Max's bachelor party too. No, literally the night before.

[Kyle]

Is he still invited or is it revoked?

[Eddie]

We still invited. I think the company line is he's still invited. Cannot do drugs. Can watch. Okay, look, can't touch.

[Hank]

He'll Uber everyone around.

[Eddie]

We'll listen. In his defense, probably the only time he feels normal is driving.

[Kyle]

It's the only time he's in control

[Eddie]

is when he's flipping his car back to the rap report video.

[Titus]

The only time he's in control.

[Eddie]

I play the rap port.

[Dave]

He feels normal driving.

[Titus]

Is this.

[Dan Rapport]

I just woke up in Japan. Another tiger car accident. Pretty awful news to. To wake up to. First, most important thing, it seems like everyone's okay. That's obviously number one. It's just really sad, you know, taking off the journalist hat a little bit. I think a lot of us, you know, grew. Grew up idolizing this guy. And. And this is not what we want to see him in the news for. The fact that his body's in this condition, the fact that he continues to, you know, put himself behind the wheel. It seems like in. In, you know, in circumstances like this. You know, he seems so good at

[Eddie]

tgl just a couple.

[Dan Rapport]

Couple weeks ago. Happy, engaged, you know, and I think we all just want to see Tiger happy.

[Eddie]

I don't.

[Titus]

That's all we want to see.

[Dan Rapport]

He's provided us with so many incredible moments and. And memories and. Yeah, it's just a huge bummer.

[Eddie]

It's just really, really sad. That's.

[Dan Rapport]

That's really all there is to say. I mean, I wish he would never

[Eddie]

drive,

[Dan Rapport]

but I think driving is one place where he feels like kind of normal.

[Dave]

There it is.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

You know, in control.

[Eddie]

In control.

[Dan Rapport]

Probably gets moments of.

[Eddie]

But not in control at all.

[Dan Rapport]

It doesn't seem like, what if he's right?

[Titus]

What if his. That is the one. Imagine.

[Kyle]

How so?

[Titus]

The rest of his life.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's the one place.

[Titus]

That's when he's in the most control.

[Kyle]

In. In his defense, he probably does feel normal now. Flipping cars.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. When the car starts to flip, he's like, been here before.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Right.

[Kyle]

Finally, some normalcy.

[Eddie]

You know what to do, Tiger. Yeah. Hold on.

[Dave]

He's gotta. He's gotta wean off of it.

[Eddie]

He's gotta just off the driving or

[Dave]

the other stuff, off the flip in the car. Get a little sideways a little bit. He's gotta lift up that right wheel. Yeah. Gotta let him drive a full withdrawal

[Kyle]

if he just stops flipping.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Steven, what do you have?

[Dave]

Get him in a parking lot.

[Mincy]

That was the first time I saw that video.

[Eddie]

Shocking. Oh, the Rapport video.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, I was saying, what do you have to say for it? Is Tiger being.

[Titus]

You know,

[Mincy]

what percentage is he?

[Eddie]

50.

[Kyle]

50?

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's you.

[Mincy]

Oh, really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Tough.

[Eddie]

Look, there it is. That was a good statement by Chad.

[Titus]

Are other people in the golf world putting out videos like this, or is it.

[Eddie]

I don't think so. It was so great. Other two sides of it, the rapport and rigs back to back was just. And I actually, like, in a small defensive Dan. Rapport. I do think there's a part of, like, we live in such a cynical world, and he's actually just giving like a. His actual take, and then he just gets roasted. That kind of sucks. But it also. His take is like, you're grow. At what point do we, like, do you have to wake up and be like, hey, we shouldn't idolize athletes.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, Charles Barkley was the most. Right. Anyone's ever been when he did the whole. I'm not a robot. Like, don't. Just because I'm good at basketball does not mean you should idolize me. But we do it, and then we. And then we get stunned every time when they're like, oh, maybe not a

[Titus]

good job at this point. How can you be stunned by this from Tiger?

[Eddie]

Right, right, right. It's just. Oh, man.

[Kate]

Was the last car accident he was in that Messed up his leg. Was that also. Or was that.

[Eddie]

He rolled that one like. Yeah, like 20 times.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So I guess he messed up.

[Dave]

Apron.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that one. They didn't. No one. I don't. I think the cops were just like, oh, you're Tiger, right?

[Kate]

Because I didn't see anything about, like, what caused it or anything like that,

[Eddie]

but no, he just. He. Again, it's hard.

[Titus]

Oh, the first one. The. The incident with the white.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that was. Yeah. Not good either. 3.

[Titus]

When he's at peace.

[Eddie]

Jesus Christ.

[Titus]

And in control. Rolling his automobile.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

But, yeah, it just slows down for me.

[Kyle]

When I'm most in control is when my car is barrel rolling down an affluent neighborhood street in a school zone. Finally, after a long day. Just roll my.

[Eddie]

The. The Tiger fanboys are weird, though. Like, they're, like, going. They're. They're hanging on the. And it's not everyone, but a lot of them are hanging on the.

[Kyle]

He.

[Eddie]

Blue zeros. Dui. Like.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That doesn't mean anything.

[Dave]

He was on morphine.

[Kate]

He was driving down Rainbow Road.

[Kyle]

Yeah. He thought he was playing Mario Kart.

[Eddie]

He hit a banana.

[Kyle]

Yeah. The rap before video I really like.

[Eddie]

It's so good.

[Kyle]

If you listen, like, with headphones, you can hear, like, he almost made, like, a noise that your body used to make. Like, his body's reacting. I heard having to say that news. He's completely.

[Titus]

The face he's making.

[Kyle]

So furrowed.

[Eddie]

He was just crying without crying.

[Dave]

He's pooping, but I'm just starting with

[Kyle]

the little Japanese flex.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Woke up in Japan.

[Titus]

Another Tiger Woods.

[Eddie]

Yeah, just that sentence alone.

[Titus]

Play. Play the first sentence. Yeah, just the first sentence.

[Dan Rapport]

All right. Just woke up in Japan. Another Tiger woods car accident.

[Dave]

That's actually.

[Titus]

I want that on a T shirt.

[Eddie]

I think driving is the one place where he feels kind of normal, you know, in control, probably.

[Titus]

Moments of peace.

[Kyle]

Main page tweeted this out.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Eddie]

We used to work for us.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. See, that was. That was quite something on Friday afternoon.

[Hank]

Are there normal reactions from other golf media guys?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think some people are just like, he needs help. Which he does. Like, I hope he gets help. I hope he gets whatever. Like, he can be better. But I'm not gonna, like, excusing this. The third time is like, it's like,

[Kyle]

the most selfish move you can make.

[Eddie]

Correct person and correct again. Like, probably right when schools are getting let out.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

You don't even need to drive to begin with ever.

[Dave]

And where was this dude?

[Eddie]

I would If I were Tiger. Yeah.

[Dave]

Jupiter, Florida, midday.

[Eddie]

I'd be like. I'd be like Jack Doherty. I'd have a security guard just, like, step into everyone and driving me everywhere.

[Dave]

Probably likes driving alone.

[Eddie]

Yes. In control.

[Dave]

Which is high as. It probably feels so good in Florida. In Florida.

[Kyle]

Windows down. Your car flipping.

[Dave]

Midday day he had.

[Kate]

Where he could build a model neighborhood and wreck his.

[Eddie]

And just wreck his car in it all the time.

[Kate]

He should do that.

[Titus]

He has an abuse.

[Kyle]

Tiger's out rolling.

[Dave]

He gets off on the implication.

[Kate]

I. Yeah.

[Hank]

He just looks so zooted.

[Kyle]

Every.

[Hank]

Like, you take one look, you're like, that is more than alcohol. That is multiple pills.

[Mincy]

What if he just wants to be a stunt driver? Has anybody ever asked him that?

[Hank]

He'd be bashing.

[Dave]

I mean, what legend hasn't aged in a way that was dominated by vices and bad decisions?

[Titus]

It's a great question.

[Kate]

Paul Newman started making fun dresses like actual legends. Yeah.

[Kyle]

He went into dressings instead of drugs.

[Eddie]

There's not a lot of. I mean, so the PMT thing that we always do where when people. When a guy retires and they're like, you know, he's a better human than he is. Football players, like, no, none of them. Definitely not.

[Dave]

No. No. Star.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

How good they are played in the end.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You're one of the best ever. You're definitely not that as a human being.

[Kate]

Was Larry Bird a nice guy?

[Kyle]

I think, really competitively. What about Joe Montana? Is he doing anything?

[Eddie]

He's just.

[Kyle]

He's just like the face of Skechers, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah. He's really. I think he's bitter. I think he's bitter that, like, Tom Brady took. He. He only got goat for, like, 10 years.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And Tom Brady. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Took that from him. I read an article about that, like, a couple years ago where he's just like. People forgot about Joe Montana.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That is sad to have it surpass

[Dave]

that quickly that in, like, completely overshadowed.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

People don't really talk about him.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

What's. Brady is.

[Titus]

What's he.

[Dave]

He's addicted to being perfect. Maybe.

[Kyle]

I think so.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He's being weird.

[Titus]

He's weird.

[Kyle]

Well, he wants to be perfect so bad. It's made him weird.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And he has a. He hates his family.

[Eddie]

Does he

[Kyle]

can't stand that makes him

[Titus]

a bit more normal.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I'm trying to think of what, like. Yeah. There's. There are certain guys. Athletes that we meet that are like, that guy's just a regular dude. But in terms of, like, the best athletes Ever. They're just all a little weird.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

In order to get to that level.

[Eddie]

Right. Yeah.

[Dave]

It's hard to stop being the man.

[Eddie]

Right. The minute that gets pulled from you, Imagine being the man, and then, boom, you're just a regular dude.

[Titus]

But you said it perfectly, kb. It's not even necessarily. They're bad guys. They all just seem to have vices.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Right, Tiger.

[Titus]

Like, but Brady's not a bad guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, not at all.

[Titus]

Brady's. But he very obviously has something going on that, like, won't let.

[Eddie]

It's not normal.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's got. Yeah.

[Eddie]

If you spend that long being the man. Like, I always. When I used to do the podcast with a Rod. Like, a Rod's a nice guy. He's got a lot of flaws, but he's just, like, a little off. And you're. And I. I never really. I understood it because, like, dude, imagine if you were 16 years old and everyone's like, you're the man. And then the rest of your life, everyone's like, you're the man. That does permanently cannot be a normal person. No. You can't just be, like, a one of the guys.

[Kyle]

Like, how could you razz him at all?

[Eddie]

Not really.

[Kyle]

What if you, like, pinched his nipple?

[Eddie]

That would have been hot. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

But would he have laughed?

[Eddie]

No. Definitely.

[Titus]

Has anyone ball tapped a rod?

[Kyle]

I know nobody's probably ball tapped cushion. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Maybe that's all it is.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Get with a piece of shock gum.

[Eddie]

You need, like, one friend who can still ball tap you no matter how much money you made.

[Kate]

But then I also Rod with a bow tie.

[Eddie]

I don't blame the friends. I don't blame the rigs of the world. Because, like, imagine being that close to the man and probably getting all the perks. Not. No pun intended, perks. So many perks to be in prison.

[Dave]

That's a man who has that on the table, Briggs. Like, that's the only excuse to defend him like that.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Because we see if Riggs will zoom in.

[Kate]

I was gonna say I wonder. Like, he had to have known that Dave was gonna be like, where the Are the Tiger woods blogs? Like, where again?

[Eddie]

It's just so ridiculous. Like, I guess there was Mincy. Was Mincy didn't find out for, like, seven hours. So there is one person who only gets their news from barstool sports. Vincey found out, like, late Friday night that Tiger woods got arrested for a TUI.

[Titus]

Just waking up in Japan.

[Eddie]

But even the Chase of the World Shafter tweeted About it right away. You were on it.

[Mincy]

I, I, I knew we got into a car, so I know the details are, see, really the reactions.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He's just always fine. That's, that was the, I had like deja vu because I made a joke about it and, and a bunch of people were like, you're gonna have to delete this. I'm like, no, I'm not. He flips his car. He's fine. Yeah.

[Kyle]

His body.

[Eddie]

Yeah. We've done this before, guys.

[Dave]

You gotta remember he's a world class athlete.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dave]

He's gonna be fine.

[Eddie]

World class car flipper.

[Titus]

And he's in control.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

This is normal for him.

[Titus]

Moment of peace for him. Total control.

[Eddie]

People go out and get their coffee in the morning. Tire goes out, flips his car.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

We all have our different ways. Everybody's got struggles. Like Rico, that was the other.

[Kyle]

We all like to unwind in different ways.

[Eddie]

What's the other? The big stories. You guys obviously talked about it. I'm sure the, the bet and everything.

[Kyle]

That's right. Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then Rico, obviously, Friday night, though, it got a little serious with Rico.

[Kyle]

The paparazzi found him.

[Eddie]

Paparazzi found him. He's, he keeps dropping the line. I am the economy. He talked about Jeff's nu's dead dad and then issued an apology. Everyone's got struggles.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's right.

[Dave]

We're good.

[Eddie]

It's like, it's really hard. Some people deal with like anxiety, depression. Seeing someone whose father passed away and not being able to, you know, stopping yourself from saying something really horrible about it for everyday struggles.

[Kyle]

Right. Like that's, that's almost. We enabled Rico by putting somebody who doesn't have their father anymore next to him.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Right.

[Kyle]

We were absolutely just taunting.

[Eddie]

He had no, he had no. There was no other thing he could say no Than just a terrible, terrible thing.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Eddie]

Rico, text me. He's like, are you mad at me? I was like, no, I'm not mad at you. You're, you're a bad person. That wasn't the first time he did that.

[Titus]

Yeah. It came out quick too. It was like very easy.

[Kyle]

It came out damn near rehearsed.

[Eddie]

I mean, this is the guy who said to, to Nadu earlier or like six months ago that his sister looked ugly on her wedding day.

[Hank]

That's, I think that was worse.

[Dave]

That's so bad.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Dave]

And that. I saw the picture. She looked great. It is. That's so funny.

[Kyle]

Just so funny conceptually, but like weirdly personal. So funny that, that's like so he got to that so fast.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And Friday night was a little. Because, like, there's been times when he's been surprised by Nadu. This one. How could you be surprised that Nadu was going to be zoomed in? That was the whole bet.

[Hank]

Are you guys nervous that you haven't really negotiated Nadu's contract?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I think there's, like, a 10 chance this podcast actually happens, because I always

[Hank]

thought that would be the real struggle.

[Eddie]

The dude hit me up, and he asked me to be the moderator on the podcast.

[Hank]

I was like, congrats.

[Kyle]

Can you be unbiased?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think so. I think so. I mean, they're both. They're. They're the same person.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So it's like. I don't know if I want to do that, though, especially because I have to spend more time with Lucas.

[Kate]

That was a nice text from Lucas.

[Eddie]

No, it wasn't. Lucas is the same as them, too.

[Kyle]

They're all the same.

[Eddie]

Just, like, do horrible things to each other, and then they're like, hey, my bad.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Just wait until the next time when I do another horrible. Like, do you think Lucas is gonna not do something horrible to Rico? He's. Of course he is.

[Dave]

They've discovered the apology hack. Apology.

[Eddie]

I said to Dave on Jail for. On Men of Honor, we need, like, a Tony Reali stat. Boy. Remember when he used to do that for pti? At the end, he'd be like, you got this wrong. You got that. But it's just for calling out fake apologies.

[Kyle]

That was a fake.

[Eddie]

Because there'll be like, five or six a show.

[Dave]

Yeah. These guys, they're a. Their apology rate. It'd be nothing like a meal. Do it three times a day.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

You know what people believe in.

[Eddie]

Everybody's got struggles. Everybody's got.

[Kyle]

That very rehearsed line was Heat of the moment.

[Eddie]

I swear to God that I've also said before. Yeah. What was it he said he wanted to do on Father's Day? Yeah. First episode. Geez, man. I will say, in defense of Rico, he did get a little. He agreed to do a show with Jeff. They do. I don't know if he agreed to do a show with Meek and Lucas as well. Nito needs someone in there.

[Hank]

Yeah. Kind of someone on his side.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Pro Rico guy.

[Dave]

I think you would actually be great at it.

[Hank]

I don't know if I'd call you pro Rico, though.

[Eddie]

I mean, I. I did win Rider of the Year last year.

[Hank]

Got me there. Got me there.

[Eddie]

And it's hard to go back to

[Hank]

back so Nindu was already asking if his sister could come on too.

[Eddie]

That would be great. It'd be electric.

[Kyle]

What if. What if she zooms in and looks bad?

[Eddie]

Well, she zooms in in her wedding dress.

[Kyle]

That would be hilarious. That would be so funny. Enrico has to be like, I meant what I said.

[Dave]

Double down.

[Titus]

Your sister was ugly on her wedding dress.

[Dave]

That's tough.

[Kate]

You could stab somebody for that. I feel.

[Titus]

I think it's such an absurd insult that you have no choice but to laugh. I. At least I did as a. I'm like, who would even think to say that?

[Eddie]

Well, Dave said it, right? Hold on. He had a very funny text about it. The cuz. Dave, you know, Rico was like, hey, are you guys mad at me? Dave said, if it makes you feel any better, I think anything is fair game in this rivalry. You don't hold on to your nukes for a rainy day. That's never been your style. If the dude hasn't built the iron dome yet, that's on him.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

I mean, it's one way to look at it.

[Eddie]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Dave]

Rico's in saliva debt.

[Eddie]

Saliva debt?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What do you mean?

[Dave]

Like, on his face. Like, he's said.

[Kyle]

Oh, he said things that deserve a spit. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's true. He definitely isn't saliva dead.

[Dave]

But what is Nadu? What's the worst thing Nadu has done to him?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I don't know. Yeah.

[Dave]

Where did I know?

[Titus]

He's.

[Kate]

I forget how it even started.

[Dave]

He's went low, too. I'm not. Yeah.

[Hank]

But now it, like, Rico doesn't get mad about people calling him by his real name anymore.

[Eddie]

No.

[Hank]

I won't get him. Even his. His old job, he doesn't get it.

[Eddie]

It's hard to trace back all of his ride. We were talking about it over the weekend in the gambling cave because Rico just hates Arizona basketball because of a former employee at barstool. And it's like, why? But he just has his reasons. Blackman.

[Kyle]

I'm sure he has his reason. He can't articulate them well, though.

[Titus]

No, no. And it's very confusing for everyone that's supposed to pick up on which rivalries he has. And.

[Eddie]

And he hates Illinois because of Chuck, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He just kept on saying, we got the boat shoes and bullpen pitcher.

[Kyle]

That's what he calls Chuck.

[Eddie]

He calls boat shoes, blackman and.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And bullpen picture pictures.

[Dave]

Oh, scathing.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

But I've also noticed that all the teams Rico hates win.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Successful.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And that's. I need him to hate my teams.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Trying to work on a way for him to.

[Eddie]

It's always code words.

[Titus]

They always.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I was joking. That, like, what if the FBI was actually, like, tapping us and they're just like, we can never get this guy.

[Kyle]

We can't crack it.

[Eddie]

It just keeps saying, who the island. What is this? Who's bikini boy?

[Kyle]

Who's bikini boy?

[Eddie]

Neil Stoolie clubhouse.

[Dave]

Why is he. Why is he bikini.

[Eddie]

Because he took a picture of. He posted a picture on Viva account of Brianna on spring break in a bikini.

[Kyle]

Oh, bikini.

[Eddie]

She had posted.

[Dave]

I'm not gonna ask more about that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Or Alpine on that.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

College quarterback.

[Eddie]

College quarterback.

[Kyle]

The cons.

[Eddie]

The rat into the college quarterback.

[Kyle]

A sick nickname.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I don't think. I don't know who else. What other names? He's got a whole list. He's got a whole. And you got to speak fluent Bosco.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I don't.

[Eddie]

Very few people do. Even still, he stumps me every now

[Kyle]

and then, but I think you're the closest. That's why you have to moderate.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but even every now and then, I'll be like, I gotta go get my Resistan a stone and dust up. Yeah. Translate some. I. I haven't taken a test in a long time.

[Hank]

What's he calling Lucas or Meek? He's got to have Meek.

[Eddie]

He does not. He refuses to talk to, like, Meek will ask him a question or say something and he will not reply. Lucas. I don't know if he's got a name yet.

[Titus]

He referred to Meek Rabbit yesterday, I think the rabbit. I thought I heard him say that. Maybe I misheard.

[Hank]

Rabbits.

[Eddie]

How was he on the app?

[Titus]

I don't understand why I did that, but fantastic.

[Dave]

Oh, God.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We were laughing.

[Eddie]

And listen, he's been every March. He is. It's true. He is the. Love him or hate him, he is the economy, but he owns March. And Tate is going to follow him around Indianapolis. That got settled yesterday. So excited.

[Kyle]

Well, that is RICO against this.

[Eddie]

He was. But I told him so he was doing the thing where I said, tate's going to follow you around. He said, okay, whatever you want. But, like, his body language was like, I hate this. So. And I told him. I was like, what you're doing right now is you're saying yes, so that someday when you're like, do I ever say no to anything? No. Like, I say yes to everything. I'm like, if you. If you try to limit Tate, I will Consider it a no. And he kind of got it. So now he's like, I think they're going to the Jewish coaches lunch on Saturday.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I think they're gonna stay in the same room.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Because Rico will lie to Tate to try to get. He'll. He famously told Marty and Jake Marsh that he was going down, taking a nap, and the next thing you know, he was at lunch with Ed Cooley.

[Hank]

So, yeah, they're gonna have to be on him, like, secret everywhere.

[Kyle]

How'd they get into the Jewish coaches lunch?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I think Rico just signs up for every coaches something.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

That. That can possibly happen in the final four. He's got to get those numbers. So I'm excited for that. That'll be very good. What? All right, let me do an ad. Roback. Roback activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is here, which means Roback's azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea design in several colors. New designs, new products. Secondly, Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their tailwind sports shirt. Might be the most comfortable. Nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo for looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also release a sweater polo that we are here for. Great stretch fabric, making it very comfortable and breathable. Use the code yak for 20 off first purchase. That's 20 off all polo's, hoodies, sports shirts, and more. Just use code yak. Head over to rhobac.com. so what. What else did I miss? I saw White Sox. Dave was on a bunch.

[Kyle]

He gave Brandon some parenting advice.

[Eddie]

What was the parenting advice? Because I caught. I. I caught that, like, someone was. Because I was like, yeah, I'm on vacation with my kids, and. And someone's like, white Sox. Dave thinks you're a. For taking them on spring break. Yeah.

[Hank]

He doesn't want them to grow up as rich kids. No.

[Eddie]

White Sox. Dave doesn't want his kids to grow up.

[Kyle]

No. He doesn't want them to be soft.

[Eddie]

Got it. So vacation. He wants.

[Kyle]

But he was. Everything was. He views himself as like the perfect adult standard. He wants every kid to have.

[Kate]

He smells like mildew. He smells.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. He smells.

[Kate]

He smells.

[Eddie]

What was the hot tub time machine?

[Kyle]

He tweets about it a lot.

[Titus]

A lot.

[Kate]

It's like his favorite movie.

[Hank]

Tried making his own homemade hot tub time machine. Ended up in an alternate universe with his foot through his neighbor's ceiling, yelling at John Cusack.

[Kyle]

But, yeah, he. He Sometimes I don't know if you've noticed, it has a. He kind of smells sour.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's not him.

[Kyle]

It's. It's his clothes. Not him.

[Eddie]

Got it.

[Kyle]

So it's this washing machine.

[Titus]

Just 5% of the time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It doesn't work right.

[Mincy]

It's a front loader.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the front.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's the way. The door.

[Kyle]

He was great. He was much needed.

[Dave]

Dave was great.

[Eddie]

So I gotta not go on vacation with my kids ever.

[Dave]

Did he say?

[Kyle]

Unless you don't. I mean, do you want your kids growing up to be exactly like Dave?

[Hank]

You could take him to, like, Wisconsin.

[Eddie]

Okay. Yeah. The Dells. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Hank]

Dallas is as premium as it should get.

[Eddie]

So I had a good time with my kids, throwing them in the pool.

[Hank]

Dave doesn't want to.

[Kyle]

Gonna be soft.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Dave]

That's their expectation.

[Hank]

Let's. They hit their head on the edge of the pool.

[Kyle]

I'll be good.

[Eddie]

I also got Rick. Is Rick here? Is Rick in the gambling cave?

[Kate]

He was.

[Eddie]

Rick, Rick, come in here.

[Kyle]

He's really busy.

[Eddie]

Rick was getting boscoed on Saturday night. See that? Purdue fans.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Rick.

[Titus]

Rick. Oh, no. Here he comes.

[Dave]

We got a good audience.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Rick was getting boscoed hard.

[Hank]

What did Rick say?

[Titus]

Working hard.

[Dave]

Very paralyzed.

[Kyle]

Just fully enveloped by chair.

[Eddie]

What's up, Rick?

[Titus]

Getting ready for the mini golf? Coming up, fellas.

[Kyle]

Don't spoil it.

[Eddie]

Awesome. Can I say Hank? Hank. Can I say what we're doing for mini golf? Hey, can I say.

[Lucas]

I don't think they're watching live. Oh, they're watching on YouTube. So it's gonna be like 30 seconds.

[Eddie]

We can wait. Okay. Okay. Rick, are you. Have you reached a truce with Purdue fans or.

[Kyle]

No, there will never be a truce.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Mincy]

That's a blood feud.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's like the families in Romeo and Juliet.

[Eddie]

So I. I generational. I did something mean to Rick when I was.

[Kyle]

So are you gonna end up. This was a Purdue fan and.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Then.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You didn't see.

[Kyle]

I didn't think that far ahead. It's a matter of time.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'll have to read the spark notes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Rick, I don't feel bad, but it was very fun.

[Kyle]

It was really up.

[Eddie]

So on Tuesday, I went to. I went to the Cub spring training because it was their last spring training game, and I was. They were nice enough. They let, like, my kids run around and meet all the players. And so I sent a picture of my kids with PCA to the stretch group chat. And I said, not for social But PCA asked about you, Rick, and he replied, no way. And I said, you're right. He didn't.

[Kyle]

I mean, that's like. I. Which. Knowing who I'm dealing with is insane. I smelled zero percent on that.

[Eddie]

I. I fully bought it hook, line, and sinker.

[Kyle]

I was so excited. So you met him. You met him in a bar, right? Yeah. You guys were best friends. Yeah, but we, like. We chopped it up for a bit. We weren't.

[Dave]

I wasn't. Just, hey, let's get a pick.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, brother. So there was a chance that minuscule

[Dave]

at best, Nick, was the chances,

[Titus]

bro.

[Eddie]

You'd say it's a word.

[Hank]

Minuscule.

[Kyle]

Minuscule.

[Eddie]

Minuscule.

[Kyle]

Okay. We're splitting hairs there.

[Hank]

I don't know that we are.

[Titus]

Rick's a big mispronunciation guy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. I've learned that about you.

[Kyle]

Yeah. A big mispronunciation. Once I get it logged in my hand, I can't change the pronunciation. Oh, yeah. I'm the same way. Okay.

[Eddie]

But, yeah, I didn't feel bad, but it was funny. Oh, I'm glad. I'm glad you had fun. No way. Yeah. No way.

[Kyle]

I think you owe me something with PCA now.

[Dan Rapport]

Like.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

A chance to meet him. Do you actually.

[Eddie]

Probably not, no.

[Kyle]

What?

[Eddie]

Someone say something? You did meet him.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but, like, you owe Rick.

[Eddie]

No, he's.

[Dave]

He's giving me my life.

[Kyle]

He does.

[Eddie]

Okay. No, he'll come. PCA said he's gonna come by the offices.

[Kyle]

Okay. There we go.

[Eddie]

One office visit, huh?

[Dave]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Now we're even. I feel I. I really did believe you fully. Like, fully.

[Eddie]

Can you imagine?

[Kyle]

I was like, dude, are we gonna

[Eddie]

be like, where's white boy?

[Kyle]

What were you doing next? What were you out? What were you doing when you. I was here.

[Hank]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, he asked.

[Dave]

I. I was like, did you celebrate?

[Eddie]

I think we could hang out after this.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I Also, at. At the Cub spring training, I. I saw Rosenthal. He ran away from. From me. Oh. I don't know if he actually ran away from me, but that's what I'm saying in my head.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So I was. We walked.

[Kyle]

Seeing him run?

[Eddie]

No, he walked in.

[Dave]

Oh, this.

[Eddie]

I see him. And I was with my kids, and I was like. We were. It was like, 100 degrees in Arizona, so I was like, I'm gonna go find a shaded place for my kids, and then I'm gonna go back because I'm. I don't. I was gonna walk up to him, just be like, I bet you hate Me. You know what I mean? Like, I don't. Yeah. I kind of feel bad, so it's like I would have owned it. And then I. When I went back, like, two minutes later to find him, he was gone.

[Dave]

He scurried away.

[Eddie]

Gone.

[Dave]

Whipper snapper.

[Eddie]

Gone with the wind. So I missed it. It would have been great. It would have been so awkward.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do you like putting yourself in those?

[Eddie]

Oh, I love it.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Dave]

You have the right. The right. That's the right thing to do.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Go up to him. Own it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Just be like, yeah, you probably hate me. And I probably would have asked for a thank you for him getting eulogized while living.

[Dan Rapport]

That.

[Kyle]

That would be cool to see as a living person.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Everyone be like, this guy's awesome.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Would have been great.

[Kyle]

Did you guys see the Red Wing supporting women?

[Eddie]

No. No. They.

[Kyle]

They had shirts that they weren't wearing. They were just carrying in front of them that says, detroit supports women's hockey in the smallest font you could ever. Oh, I got, like, size two and a half. Yeah, it's. It is. I kind of want one of the shirts because I support women, but not, like, loudly.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Under the radar.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't want anyone within 10ft to know that. Support.

[Kyle]

Also, they weren't putting on the shirts. They're just walking with them.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like, they were. They were doing their part.

[Kate]

Now this is too big.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Not wearing that.

[Eddie]

Detroit sports women. All right, Rick. All right.

[Kyle]

What did you guys call me here for that?

[Eddie]

Just to. Okay, well, TJ finds it. Mini golf. So next week. We've talked about it. We did not have mini golf sold to the point where it has been sold in the last couple years, so we're not gonna be able to fly everyone in, which sucks, because I actually. It is one of the funnest things we do, so it's gonna be just. We own the mini golf holes, so that part is, you know, like, building it is not expensive. So we're still going to do mini golf in this office. And I think what we're going to do. Or I know what we're going to do. Tuesday night will be a Barcelona after dark for 35 year olds and under to decide the top 10 players. And then on Wednesday and Thursday, we're going to do a Ryder Cup. 35 over, 35 under. So young versus old. I think there's a cash prize.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I. Are you out, Titus?

[Titus]

No, I'm here. It's just this next week, right?

[Eddie]

Next week. When are you going to.

[Titus]

Not till after that.

[Eddie]

Okay, so Saturday I fly up because Brandon I know, is going to be out for the Masters.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm out the following.

[Eddie]

I was trying to do the math. Like we don't have a ton.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was trying to think of who's over 35.

[Eddie]

It's gonna be like me. Pft. Che. Titus Chaps, Deutsch. Chaps.

[Hank]

Chief.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, Chief. And Eddie, right?

[Dave]

Oh, yeah. You'll be fine.

[Eddie]

I'll be a good White Sox. Dave.

[Kyle]

We don't have any old women. No.

[Eddie]

Kate. Kate, you can be the under 35.

[Kyle]

About the list.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No, it's not believable.

[Lucas]

Eddie, Za. T. Bob. White Sox, Dave, Deutsch, Titus, Wanton, Don, Chief. Kate J. Big Cat. Pft. Mincy, Dante, Chaps.

[Eddie]

Okay. Okay.

[Kate]

I think we're sponsored by Metamucil.

[Kyle]

You are nice.

[Kate]

Keeps you regular.

[Lucas]

You want the underground.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's everyone, right?

[Lucas]

Annika, Ella, Hannah, Katic, Connor, Griffin, Nikki Smokes. Liam Blutman, Big T. Zach, Chef Donnie, Mook, Ebo, Mikey, Betts, Spider, Max Jersey, Jerry, Hank, Tate, Dana, Beers, Danny, Conrad, Megan, Rudy, Nick Turani.

[Titus]

That's the line.

[Eddie]

I know there's a qualifier, but I'm gonna say right now, Chef Donnie has to be in. He has squall. He automatically sponsorship exemption. Because. Wait, him doing Ryder cup and having Titus versus Chef Donnie Bengals match will be the.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Greatest thing ever.

[Kyle]

But isn't his spiritual age like 40 something?

[Eddie]

Oh, that's right.

[Kyle]

You have to compete in both.

[Eddie]

He has to declare before he should.

[Titus]

Yeah, has to declare an age.

[Kate]

His pictures from the barstool outdoors. Did you guys see that? They were letting the snakes bite them.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I think Sydney looked like she had blood all over.

[Eddie]

And didn't he. Didn't he kill an alligator the same day the clavicular did?

[Titus]

Yes.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That's just very interesting. Yeah, he's the psycho.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. That's it.

[Kyle]

They're heroes.

[Eddie]

How do they make it so tiny?

[Kyle]

I didn't even know you could make. He's wearing his.

[Kate]

Oh, there you go. It's so small.

[Eddie]

So.

[Kyle]

Look at that. That guy loves chicks.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

They look like they're being held at gunpoint.

[Kyle]

Is it the same shirt that they're going and passing?

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right. You walk with the shirt.

[Eddie]

Always supporting.

[Dave]

I wonder what the budget was. Support these women so publicly.

[Kyle]

Just like unashamedly supporting women. I love that. Just carrying a T shirt in front of you that I'm sure they put on later.

[Dave]

Empowerment.

[Eddie]

The graphic designer is just like a insane misogynist. Andrew Tate. Stan. He was tasked with it and he's like, fine.

[Titus]

The men's hockey logo is way bigger than the.

[Lucas]

Why would they have their own logo?

[Kyle]

Their own logo. Big.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We need to put out a shirt that just says women's sports and just a huge bar maybe just on the tag on the inside with a big bar stool.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Support women's sports. That's funny.

[Kyle]

Shout out to the Red Wings.

[Eddie]

They're doing it, right? Yeah. They're changing minds for sure.

[Kyle]

Hey, man, I saw you walking with that T shirt. Good on you.

[Titus]

I hate it.

[Kate]

Starting to change my mind a little.

[Eddie]

Did Riggs reply or.

[Lucas]

No, they're recording right now.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Lucas]

So after I said, if you guys

[Eddie]

finish, let me know, I. I'll text him, too.

[Kate]

Did the other Foreplay guys say anything or were.

[Eddie]

They said he hopes that Tiger gets help.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Eddie]

So that's good.

[Titus]

That is good. Probably the right thing to say.

[Kyle]

It's brave.

[Kate]

Is he going to do another press conference, an apology press conference or.

[Titus]

Tiger.

[Kate]

Yeah, I feel like that's. He was one of the pioneers of that. I feel like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he was kind of forced to. That was a up one that he was forced to do where he's just like, sex addiction in front of his mom.

[Dave]

Voltita.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is that her name?

[Eddie]

Is that her name?

[Dave]

Yeah. The biggest crush on her.

[Kyle]

You brought her up a good bit.

[Dave]

Yeah, I said she's there.

[Kyle]

What's your name?

[Dave]

Voltita Veltita.

[Kyle]

Wait, yeah, you were kind of Vol.

[Dave]

As in vulva?

[Lucas]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Tita.

[Kyle]

Voltita.

[Dave]

Voltita.

[Kyle]

How did you discover her as a boy? To have a crush on her.

[Dave]

Tiger was my hero, so.

[Kyle]

Yeah. But then as well.

[Dave]

Eclipse. She. Yeah, she was instrumental and raising him to be the man he is today.

[Kate]

Did his parents stay together or were they.

[Eddie]

His dad was Kyle.

[Dave]

The K is not like a typical K. No.

[Eddie]

His dad was a serial cheater.

[Kate]

Ah. Okay.

[Eddie]

So I think that was part of, like, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree type of thing.

[Titus]

The car doesn't roll.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it does.

[Eddie]

That was such a big car just sitting on its side perfectly.

[Dave]

It wasn't the quietest you've ever seen

[Kyle]

Tiger just flying through it.

[Eddie]

Show it again. What did he hit?

[Kate]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. Was it a curb or a. It had to be. He had to.

[Lucas]

Something.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Or he's just like. This is. This is boring. I gotta get sideways.

[Titus]

There's just elimination.

[Eddie]

That's hard.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Right there's.

[Kate]

No curve. There's no curb.

[Hank]

Good.

[Eddie]

Do we know TJ does it say what he hits?

[Dave]

He's got good balance. What. How fast was he going?

[Eddie]

Like 25.

[Dave]

That's. So how did you. How did he have the torque?

[Eddie]

I wish. Oh, Danny. Should we use your. Your car and try to recreate it?

[Hank]

We can do that.

[Kyle]

You could flip yours going 25.

[Hank]

I don't think what anyone can do.

[Dave]

You have to, like, really?

[Hank]

Yeah. Spin out. Like, how do you.

[Eddie]

He had to have hit something.

[Lucas]

He had a truck parked on the street.

[Eddie]

He had a truck.

[Lucas]

He clipped a trailer of a truck parked on the street.

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Hank]

still doesn't make much sense.

[Kyle]

So just have it rolling.

[Hank]

Yeah, we could try it.

[Eddie]

First sign of trouble, Tiger just starts rolling.

[Kyle]

He might have a button in his car that just rolls.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Was driving a Land Rover northbound on South Beach Road. High. Oh. He was going high speed when he attempted to pass the truck. Hauling a pressure cleaner. Slow to turn into a driveway. Would swerve to avoid the truck, but clipped the back of the trailer, and Rover flipped on its side and slid down the road. Okay, so he was going fast. Ish.

[Kate]

That's one of those things, like, you're out walking the dog. Just imagine you see Tiger woods climbing

[Eddie]

out of a. Yeah, look at him right there. But that's him. No, that's him in the bushes.

[Titus]

Shay Hawks is air horn at his car.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but if you live in that neighborhood, you're probably always seeing Tiger climb out of his car.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he could buy a Waymo.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah, he could. He just doesn't feel normal in it, though.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that's true. He could just buy a Waymo and sit in the front seat, Right?

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah, you could. But again, again,

[Dave]

Filipino children.

[Titus]

What would he do to get moments of peace then?

[Hank]

Give him, like, the driver's ad wheel on the passenger side.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Just have him pretend something happened to the TV over here.

[Kyle]

But if you hear a loud banging in that neighborhood, it's like.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Just like.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's Tiger again.

[Titus]

Yeah, it's like. Yeah. You living by the train, Kyle? It's. If you live in that neighborhood, you just every so often, the. The Tiger car flips over. Don't pay it any money.

[Dave]

The cats are mundane as a passing train. Yeah.

[Kyle]

His parking spot at the country club should be the width of a sideways car. Skid right in.

[Titus]

Just woke up in Japan. Can I see that again? Just the first sentence. Just the first sentence is all.

[Hank]

I need

[Eddie]

another Tiger track.

[Kyle]

His brow is so furrowed.

[Dan Rapport]

I just Woke up in Japan. Another Tiger woods car accident.

[Eddie]

Another.

[Hank]

There's no beat in between either.

[Eddie]

There's no pause.

[Hank]

Just one thought. Woke up in Japan. Another tiger crash.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, I wish we had a live cam on it. When he saw the news.

[Kate]

Well, I woke up in Japan. Another tiger accident.

[Kyle]

Flexing that you slept in. In Asia.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Right. Before I break this news, I'm gonna go ahead.

[Titus]

I don't do this often. I'm gonna go ahead and take my journalism hat off for this one.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he should have taken his literal hat off.

[Titus]

You guys are in for a treat with this video because I'm gonna go ahead and take my hat off.

[Eddie]

I kind of want to talk to Rap Port.

[Mincy]

I do too.

[Eddie]

Can you text him?

[Kate]

Tj, has he responded to any of the.

[Kyle]

The views on that video are insane.

[Kate]

Has he had a follow up or replied to anything?

[Eddie]

I don't think so.

[Lucas]

There's a.

[Tastytrade Sponsor Voice]

There's.

[Lucas]

There's. I've seen some tweets, like, criticizing people for criticizing him. I've also seen some tweets piling on, but people being like, it's kind of weird that like the barstool main page posted.

[Eddie]

Well, I, I do think there is, like. Like I said, there's an element of like, he is giving his genuine take.

[Kyle]

Definitely.

[Eddie]

It's. It's maybe ridiculous, but in a world where everyone's, you know, irony and sarcasms, like, he actually is giving what he

[Kyle]

feels and he looks devastated.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Completely authentic. You think if he would.

[Hank]

You think he would.

[Dave]

The fact that he let it, left it up and then ate it and didn't even try to, like, clarify anything is. I respect that.

[Kyle]

How many views is it at TJ?

[Lucas]

10 million.

[Eddie]

10 million. Should I text him or no? Yeah. You think so?

[Hank]

I don't know if he'd be willing,

[Lucas]

but he is in Japan, right?

[Kyle]

I think so. Let's play the video and see.

[Dan Rapport]

Just woke up in Japan.

[Titus]

Yeah. I think it is authentic. It's just.

[Kyle]

It's funny.

[Titus]

It's still funny.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Titus]

It's still. I think there's something shocking for the rest of us to just see. These golf people, their inability to just be like that. This is up.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Bad guy.

[Titus]

Yeah, but he's a bad guy, right? Why can't you just say that?

[Dan Rapport]

Right?

[Titus]

That's what's.

[Hank]

He also said, just woke up in Japan. As if he didn't know how he got in Japan.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Woke up in Japan.

[Kyle]

But anyways, accident.

[Dave]

Oh, what happened in Japan?

[Kate]

Oh,

[Dave]

what?

[Eddie]

252.

[Hank]

Let's wake him up in Japan.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. So he'll say it again. Do these guys.

[Dave]

Does there, like, adulation for Tiger woods transcend is like, golfing. Like, do they love him as a person?

[Eddie]

I think he's just so good. He was so good in so many, like, seminal moments that they just can't separate.

[Kyle]

I look at it as, like, the

[Hank]

media guys just don't want to ruin any future chances of collaborating with him by talking bad about him now.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dave]

Because they have gotten to meet him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Kate]

But, like, he's done, right? He's not still.

[Kyle]

He's still golfing.

[Eddie]

He was gonna play the master. Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, okay. I thought he was done. So is how much I know.

[Kyle]

Still, like, trying to come back.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Dave]

I feel like basketball fans are kind of the opposite. Like, they talk about Michael Jordan all, like. Even if they do defend him, they talk about him like he's like. Like a cartoon. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Well, MJ also has done the. The thing. Like, he is so inaccessible, whereas Tiger is, like, tried to be a little more accessible with TGL and all this stuff. Like, MJ doesn't do any media, you know, so it's like, it's. He's. He's almost. He's like, not a real person.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah. You know, his NASCAR team won again.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He's done.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's unbelievable.

[Titus]

There are.

[Eddie]

He's not tweeting.

[Titus]

You know, there's some semblance of MJ clones as well. Whereas there's just no Tiger. Like, Scotty Scheffler is not Tiger.

[Eddie]

No.

[Titus]

Even if he's as good as him, he'll never have, like, the aura.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Dave]

Anything close to it separated.

[Titus]

Whereas, like, mj, there are other basketball players that do have. Not to his level, maybe, but, like.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You know, so Tiger. Tiger is just truly one of one. There's no. He was. He was great at golf, but he also was. Had that aura mystique.

[Kyle]

And nobody made fun of Tiger. Nobody makes people make fun of LeBron.

[Titus]

Right.

[Hank]

And people probably excluded Michael Jordan. Like, Pistons fans, opposing teams were. I don't know if there was any die hard, like, Phil Mickels. Right hands.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Like. Yeah, that's a good point. That, like, everyone was a Tiger fan.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He also was just so. I mean, you can look up. Look up that stretch where he won, like, every third tournament that he was in for, whatever that stretch was, and it's just like, there's nothing. He was so inevitable.

[Titus]

But he was like, a badass golfer.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Titus]

Those two words should never go together.

[Eddie]

And he was for.

[Titus]

That was. That could be intimidating. Like the idea of a golfer, like just having like a scowl on his face and he's coming for you.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

There's nothing you can do that is crazy to achieve.

[Titus]

That's not a sport where like. Yeah, you. You have guys who are intimidating.

[Dave]

Right.

[Titus]

They're just.

[Kyle]

We're acting like he's dead. They're guys speaking like, yeah, I kind

[Dave]

of get it then.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So I think that's like.

[Dave]

To see him do like that and then see him like fail miserably as

[Eddie]

a woman, I also think probably breaks

[Titus]

their brain a little.

[Eddie]

It's. It's also like golf has just exploded in popularity in the last five years. And every single person that is in the golf community can be traced back to Tiger.

[Dave]

Tiger.

[Eddie]

You know what I mean? Where it's like everyone's like, yeah, that's who got golf. Yeah, he was the guy.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Tragic, I guess.

[Titus]

Damn sad.

[Eddie]

It is.

[Dave]

Who is my Tiger? Who would I feel that way about Deutsch if he got. I would be devastated.

[Kyle]

I stick to the binge drinking.

[Eddie]

Which did he fit. Is he still going with his bracket?

[Hank]

He is. I think he has some catching up to do today though.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Hank]

I don't know if he did it yesterday.

[Eddie]

It's a beautiful bracket. Listening to him talk about it like it's. The Mona Lisa is so perfect. This is everything I've ever wanted.

[Dave]

Well, 64 team bracket is perfect.

[Titus]

Wait, what's happening here? What? Wait, what's.

[Eddie]

No, he's got his final four. I think he.

[Titus]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh no he doesn't.

[Titus]

Left side of the final four.

[Eddie]

Where is he?

[Titus]

Wait,

[Eddie]

I'm gonna take a piss. I'll. I'll call him down here. He's got to fix this. Will you Nick? We do. American home shield.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Deutsch.

[Kyle]

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[Titus]

Deutsch.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Katic]

What's up guys?

[Kate]

I gotta cut Deutsch off really quick. I got tagged in a photo. I checked during the. During the ad read shout out to Tyson and Samantha. She got induced at 11am they're watching the actual.

[Dave]

Oh my God.

[Kate]

Giving birth, right?

[Eddie]

No kidding.

[Kate]

Oh, they're watching.

[Eddie]

Congratulations.

[Kate]

Yeah, shout out to you guys.

[Kyle]

That's amazing.

[Kate]

Quick, shout out. Good vibes. Good vibes.

[Eddie]

We're growing.

[Dave]

Oh yeah.

[Kate]

No, I don't know.

[Dave]

Squeeze.

[Kate]

They say if it's a girl, we'll send you a girl's yak. Tiny logo.

[Eddie]

Tiny logo.

[Kyle]

No, smaller, like significant in one of the stars.

[Dave]

Same, same color.

[Kyle]

A stool.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Have star shaped and have the stool bigger.

[Kate]

Yeah. Very exciting.

[Eddie]

Deutsch. Do you have bracket you still have to do?

[Katic]

I'm a couple beers behind.

[Eddie]

What are we doing?

[Titus]

How'd this.

[Eddie]

Oh boy.

[Titus]

What happened?

[Kyle]

What's going on?

[Katic]

A few of them have exploded.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Katic]

From just hitting the ground and I need to just re up on some beer.

[Eddie]

Okay. How's it going to. Are we. It seems like this has been a success, but we can definitely improve. Yeah.

[Katic]

I think it's the initial like everybody seeing it and it's wonderful. Was like great. And then I have the two days where I have to drink 16 and then it just slowly kind of.

[Kyle]

It's less.

[Titus]

This is what I was worried about.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Titus]

As the stakes get higher in the basketball and the beer, the beer drinking gets much easier.

[Katic]

Right. So we gotta fix that for. That's why I was trying to predict some things beforehand just to spice it up.

[Kyle]

Maybe you drink the difference of the final score.

[Katic]

Yeah. I think I need to do something to salvage this Final Four,

[Kyle]

we got

[Katic]

to come up with some ideas.

[Kate]

Maybe like a bingo or. Not like a bingo card, but whenever something's marked off it, like a technical foul or a. Whatever you have to drink.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Live in the cave or something.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You just need. And you.

[Dave]

It's kind of like a reverse dui. You can't be under the legal limit doing the Final Four bracket.

[Katic]

Right. So definitely need some higher stakes. I don't know exactly. I've been.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Katic]

Struggling.

[Kyle]

What about just really big beers?

[Eddie]

I could.

[Katic]

Yeah, we could probably order, like, a beer boot or something bigger.

[Eddie]

Massive beers.

[Lucas]

Keg.

[Titus]

Whoa. You prematurely drank a few, right?

[Katic]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And you had 100 hit rate on those.

[Katic]

Yeah, I think I went two for two.

[Lucas]

Really nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You sound tired. Are you? What's going on,

[Titus]

Little Japan.

[Kyle]

Yeah, a little tired.

[Katic]

It was a long, long weekend.

[Eddie]

Maybe we do. So this is the first final four since 2014 that all four teams are. This are states. Maybe we'd like do an outline of each state, and then you drink the outline.

[Dave]

Drink an outline.

[Katic]

I'm struggling to picture that.

[Titus]

Yeah, I also am, but I guess

[Kyle]

we get the outline of the state and you trace it. With beer.

[Eddie]

Yeah, with beer. Beer cans. Okay. Right. Yeah. And then you drink the entire state when they get eliminated.

[Katic]

We could do that.

[Eddie]

Could we?

[Katic]

So gonna be a lot of beer to outline the state, I think.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I know. But that would be kind of cool if we put it on the wall.

[Kyle]

What's, like, the sweet spot of beer that you would think would get people reeled back in?

[Katic]

Maybe, like, 20 per team.

[Eddie]

That seems like a state.

[Titus]

So you're going to drink 40 beers on Saturday. Jesus.

[Eddie]

Go grab a beer. Go grab a beer.

[Dan Rapport]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Go grab a beer.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I want.

[Eddie]

I want to. I want to check it out.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

All right. Just one.

[Eddie]

Yeah, just grab one. See? He's a beautiful man.

[Titus]

I love him.

[Eddie]

He's a beautiful man.

[Kyle]

I hate to see him hit this, like, writer's block, though.

[Eddie]

I know, because it really is.

[Kyle]

I think, Titus, you were on to this. You said you're gonna end up having one beer a day.

[Titus]

He's gonna drink. On Monday night, the national champion will be crowned. The hoist the trophy, and Deutsch will celebrate by drinking one beer.

[Kyle]

Responsible one.

[Eddie]

Just the most.

[Titus]

One light temperature a beer could be.

[Eddie]

We will be selling those shirts. The undrinkable.

[Kyle]

I cannot wait.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Titus]

The Illinois one we had. We noticed immediately that it would be sick on it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. All right, Deutsch, Go up to Arizona right there and just see how many Beers. It would be to be the outline,

[Titus]

but the Illinois one has green or. Yeah, that's. That's awesome.

[Kyle]

Yeah, right. I like that. It's not the color of the school.

[Eddie]

It's going to be a loss. Yeah. See, just.

[Kyle]

It might just be true.

[Eddie]

You know what I'm saying? 1.

[Kyle]

Does Chad have any suggestions, Teach?

[Eddie]

No, I don't. Yeah, I think you do it that way.

[Titus]

Yeah, I think we.

[Katic]

I think it could be doable.

[Eddie]

So how many Just go down that line. Just see how many would be three. Do the whole state. I don't know why this is difficult.

[Kate]

It's like 11 to 12.

[Titus]

Deutsch.

[Eddie]

Just do the whole state. Do the whole state.

[Dave]

It.

[Hank]

You got it. You got it.

[Eddie]

He's frozen again.

[Hank]

Glitching. Just outline it all.

[Titus]

Unplug him and plug him back in.

[Kyle]

Let's got you.

[Dave]

Give him.

[Titus]

Three, four, five, six.

[Katic]

It's doable.

[Titus]

Seven, eight.

[Kyle]

It is 11. And if there's two game. But Connecticut's. How many beers is Connecticut?

[Eddie]

I think it's probably about like eight.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Katic]

I think Connecticut harder to frame because it's small stage.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but I mean, you could do. You could do it any size you want.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

To scale. Yeah, I guess you could pick the size of the outline.

[Kate]

Do it literally.

[Eddie]

It's your. But all four of them on the wall. Yeah, I think that's what we got to do.

[Katic]

That's the next move.

[Eddie]

All four states just sitting there would be pretty cool.

[Dave]

We would love that.

[Katic]

Spice it back up.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay. Let's do it.

[Katic]

I'll get to work.

[Eddie]

All right. Here, take Illinois back.

[Kyle]

That's going to be the best shirt.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Are you going to take down the bracket it or what wall are you going to do this on?

[Eddie]

I think you could.

[Katic]

That would hurt to take down.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Titus]

I want to see the completed.

[Eddie]

I do not want to hurt you.

[Kyle]

But like, could it be done on the ground then with tape?

[Eddie]

Where could we put this?

[Lucas]

Chad is suggesting final four, final 40s.

[Hank]

Oh, it's right in front of us.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But that still is 40. A 40 ounce on Monday night doesn't really doesn't help.

[Lucas]

That's not 40 hands.

[Hank]

Yeah, 40 hands. Spice it up a little bit.

[Eddie]

These are the problems we deal with. It's hard. It's hard being Deutsch.

[Titus]

He makes it look so easy, but it is hard when he lets us peek behind.

[Dave]

Yes.

[Titus]

The sausage. You realize.

[Eddie]

Is he drinking too much? Is he feels a little low energy?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Did he have a long weekend?

[Eddie]

I think he Just has too many friends now.

[Titus]

He does.

[Kate]

He does have a lot of social butterfly.

[Eddie]

Speaking of which, I need to. So everyone went to the Cubs game on Thursday, right? And our new guy, Connor Burns, went with Nikki Smokes. I gotta separate them because I saw a tweet from Connor Burns that was just so Nicky Smokes.

[Hank]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

And it was like, we can't have this. Did you guys see this?

[Kyle]

No.

[Eddie]

Connor Burns tweeted, like, can you scroll his Twitter from Thursday? Tj, I'll tell you where. It was just Nikki Smokes and Nicky smokes. No, it was actually not like a douchebag Nicky smokes. It was just a dumb Nicky Smokes.

[Hank]

He seems like such a nice boy, too.

[Eddie]

I know. So I need to separate. All right, this is Thursday. Wait, no, you guys keep scrolling. What was Thursday's date? Oh, yeah. Oh, that's funny. Keep going. Keep going.

[Dave]

Yeah, there we go.

[Eddie]

Keep going. What's today's date?

[Hank]

Does anyone have a bag, please?

[Eddie]

No, again, it wasn't the douchebag. This boy. It's very under the radar. You wouldn't realize it, but you could tell. I could tell right away. And I was like, that's a. That's a bad tweet. And I was like, that's a Nicky Smokes tweet. His water bottle is enormous. He's just.

[Kyle]

He's hydrated as fuck.

[Eddie]

Keep going. All right, all right.

[Kate]

My goodness.

[Eddie]

All right, all right. This is all. There it is. There it is.

[Hank]

Maybe he did do a little wait.

[Eddie]

No, no. Keep going, keep going. Sorry. I was wrong. I was

[Hank]

tweeting this month.

[Mincy]

Is it the. We own one.

[Eddie]

No, it's before the game. Yep. Keep going. It's coming up. All right. Okay.

[Hank]

Three hours later.

[Eddie]

All right, here we go. It's just different here. Enjoy opening day, everyone. It's a bar on opening day.

[Dave]

The only inch.

[Eddie]

There is nothing different than that. Than anywhere in America on opening day. And that's a Nicky Smokes.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Being like, there's no place.

[Titus]

It's just different.

[Eddie]

It's the. It's the old Youngstown, Bob. New York City is so sick. You can go to any bar.

[Kate]

The house seems very quiet and tame in there. It's very.

[Kyle]

Oh, he pushed back.

[Eddie]

Oh. But I. You can go anywhere in America on opening day and see a packed bar.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Lucas]

It's got.

[Eddie]

And that's Nikki Smoko being like, holy. This bar.

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[Hank]

You gotta at least be taking a video of Wrigley.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I can't believe a bar Because Nicky Smokes does get, like, wowed by bars.

[Kyle]

And he loves saying things are different.

[Eddie]

Yeah, right, right. Yes. The things that are very much the same as different.

[Kyle]

Only in Chicago.

[Eddie]

In Chicago. Well, they drink beer before a baseball game.

[Kyle]

All of the fans of this team getting together at a bar, they don't even know each other.

[Eddie]

Look at this.

[Titus]

We're about to enter a different season in Chicago. By the way, summertime in Chicago.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's different.

[Dave]

O get ready.

[Titus]

Eating. Eating lunch out on a patio. Where else could you do that? Drinking a beer outside.

[Dave]

The game is on.

[Titus]

Rolling the windows down. Where else in this country you could

[Kyle]

walk to the beach, Titus.

[Hank]

Oh, come on, Connor.

[Eddie]

See what you did?

[Hank]

Showing people.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Summertime shy. Nothing like it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you gotta just know that's gonna get clowned on. Yeah.

[Titus]

Concerts outside.

[Eddie]

I mean, the most normal American, American thing to do. And it's. It's different.

[Kyle]

I'll take summer here over summer anywhere. And now you guys, it is nice.

[Eddie]

Too much.

[Hank]

Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

We love.

[Hank]

Now you're getting garages.

[Dave]

We're here for indefinitely.

[Eddie]

Yeah, we little mean about it.

[Kyle]

It's just different.

[Titus]

It's just so different, man.

[Mincy]

I feel like spring is kind of dead. Like, whenever we start.

[Eddie]

Stop.

[Mincy]

Winter. Like summer is like two weeks later.

[Hank]

You get one month of spring.

[Eddie]

I mean, it's going to rain all week. So that's spring.

[Mincy]

Is that a spring thing? Rain?

[Eddie]

Yeah. April showers bring flowers.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Dave]

You know that.

[Kyle]

You can't I guess that?

[Eddie]

No.

[Kyle]

Can I guess that?

[Titus]

Can I guess? April showers bring me. That's not an idea.

[Mincy]

Like season. Like, obviously in winter it'll just be snow if it's cold enough. But doesn't it rain the same?

[Eddie]

No, spring has. Spring has the most rain, does it not?

[Kyle]

That's like. Yeah, that's what makes everything green.

[Eddie]

Great.

[Titus]

Really windy, too.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Fair.

[Titus]

Hot and cold.

[Kate]

Like a lion.

[Eddie]

What's up with you, Shay? I feel like I haven't connected with you in a while. How you doing?

[Mincy]

We doing? I'm doing good.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Look at that.

[Lucas]

The most in the summer.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

Chase right again.

[Eddie]

Damn it. But that's rain. Fall, that's like April, May, June or spring.

[Titus]

April J. May, June, Spring.

[Mincy]

June ain't spring.

[Kyle]

June 20th is the first day of summer, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It was mostly spring.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

That's why. Maybe that's why I feel spring. Spring gets no pub. Because it's like one month.

[Eddie]

Pretty much, no. But it's not. It's three.

[Mincy]

It is technically, yes. But like, everyone politically, world is a start of summer, but it really starts before that.

[Eddie]

When does.

[Mincy]

When's her wearing T shirts? Summer.

[Eddie]

So it's summer today?

[Mincy]

Pretty much. No, this is, this is like the three, four week interval where spring starts and then spring is over. As soon as you have like three days in a row of this.

[Eddie]

Oh, Dan Rapport's in the waiting room.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

What?

[Titus]

All right, let's go.

[Eddie]

Dan.

[Titus]

Dan, what's up?

[Kyle]

Where are you at?

[Dan Rapport]

I'm. We just did my show. I'm in the Dan on Golf podcast. I'm in the studio. We just finished.

[Eddie]

Awesome. Are you back from Japan?

[Dan Rapport]

I am back from Japan. I'm ready. I'm ready for it all. I'm ready for it all. I can handle it.

[Titus]

Let's go.

[Eddie]

Well, yeah, I do appreciate that from you and we were actually somewhat defending you in that, like you, it's a cynical world out there and you were just giving your genuine take. Did you realize though, when you put it out there that it would become a 10 million view video and. Very funny. Maybe not for the reasons you thought it would be.

[Dan Rapport]

I knew. So I was like. As soon as I posted it, I was looking at the replies and I was like, well, this is not going the way that I. Took a shower. It was like first thing in the morning. That's why I said I was. Because it was like first thing in the morning. I'd gone to this Japanese karaoke thing the night before, so I was, you know, I had some beers the night before. I took a shower to try to clear my head and then opened my phone and saw the scariest notification that you will ever see in your life. Dave Portnoy, retweeting your video.

[Eddie]

I was in for it.

[Dan Rapport]

So it was, you know, I understand why people took it the way that they did. It was my genuine reaction. Like, I've, I, you know, before I came to Barstool, I worked at Golf Digest and I, I was like, tigers. Like, I did everything tiger. So I was like, kind of around him. I was there the day when he, I was at the shoot when he was supposed to come. Like when he got in the horrible car accident in 2021. I was there. So definitely a little bit of, like, personal stuff wrapped up. But I re watched it and I totally understand why. Why, why it went the way that it did.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I think people are pouncing on the, the driving to feel normal and the control line.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which.

[Dan Rapport]

Well, I think it's true. Like, I, I, you know, there was.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Dan Rapport]

There was A line in the, in the documentary, the HBO documentary that was like, tiger fucking loves scuba diving because, like, he can just not talk to people. And I think the line in there, which is, you know, another line that is very sort of poetic, which will get clown on the Internet is the fishes don't know he's Tiger Woods. Which kind of makes you go all. But I genuinely think it's true. Like, if you think that there's not guys in his circle who are like, tiger will get you the driver. And he's like, shut the fuck up. I'm not like, I'm driving. You know, I think he's had such a crazy life since he was. The guy was on national TV when he was three years old playing golf. He was a phenom forever. I do think that, like, him driving and blasting 90s hip hop is like probably one of his favorite things that he gets to do. Not defending him. She definitely should not be driving. There's no excuse for driving impaired. He's putting people at risk. But I was just trying to give some context to the situation, but it certainly got out of hand.

[Kyle]

I think the word control.

[Titus]

Control. Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Like his life is out of control. Yeah, yeah. He's got to just. You take a couple pills and get in his Land Rover. Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

Good.

[Dan Rapport]

Good advertisement for Land Rover. I mean, he. He skidded the whole way on the driver's side and then climbed out. So that thing is. That's a sturdy vehicle.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it is, right?

[Titus]

It's what he needs any insight into. Like, does he have the ability to do this to roll his car? We're impressed by 25 mile an hour neighborhood to be able to roll his car. Does. Is that something you saw coming, that he would be as good of a car roller as he is golfer.

[Dave]

And you got to respect that.

[Titus]

I mean, it's unbelievable. Dan.

[Dan Rapport]

I think it was. If you watch the. The press conference of the sheriff, you know, they're asking him like, how. How fast was he going? You know, this is like a 20 mile an hour thing. And they go, well, if you see how long he skidded on the road, I think that kind of tells the whole story. So I don't think he was going anywhere near 20 miles per hour. It's crazy. It's. It's. It's also like, I guess the. The car in front of him was turning right and he clipped it. He must have been gun. I'm sure there'll be some videos that come back because it's. It was on Jupiter Island. Where he lives is, like, one of the wealthiest places in the world. So you got to think all of those houses have, like, cameras. So stuff's gonna come out. It's not gonna be.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Upon reflecting and reviewing, do you have. Have any amendment you'd like to make to your statement or like, a personal message to Tiger?

[Eddie]

I will.

[Dan Rapport]

I'll learn from Dave. I'll, you know, I'll stick with it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Dave]

Yeah, it is.

[Titus]

It is. It is cool. You did delete it. You did.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Push back.

[Titus]

It was authentic. It was raw in the moment.

[Dan Rapport]

You can't delete. I've actually. I learned a lot from, you know, my years with you guys. Like, once you start deleting the. That's. That's a game that you can never play. So.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. Do you. What's. What is the future for Tiger now, do you think?

[Dan Rapport]

There's a lot of awkwardness coming up? I mean, so the Masters is next week. That's the tournament that is most closely associated with Tiger. It's the biggest tournament in the sport. It's where he, you know, 1997, his coming out party, 2001, completes the career grand slam. 2019, he wins, and all of the 2017 DUI stuff goes away. He's opening a golf course next week in Augusta that his foundation or his design firm, like, refurbished this public course down the road. So there was supposed to be this big ceremony. He's supposed to be at the Champions Dinner. There's a lot of talk about him being the Ryder cup captain for the next year. Don't know how that's going to go. And he's also. He's been like, leading the PGA Tours response to live golf. He's been. He's the chair of what's called the Future Competitions Committee, which is like, the PGA Tours, they have a new CEOs from the NFL. And he keeps talking about, you know, I'm working with Tiger. I'm working with Tiger to, you know, Tiger woods is a huge voice in this. It puts everyone in a really awkward spot.

[Eddie]

So it sounds like he had too much stuff going on. That's probably why he's like, I gotta flip my car.

[Dan Rapport]

Like, I got an easy way out, you know?

[Eddie]

Yeah. So. So do you think you'll play in the Masters? No way, right?

[Dan Rapport]

I don't think so. I mean, Trump kind of spilled the beans. This was like, right before he was like, tiger's gonna be there. He's not gonna play, but he's gonna be there. Don't know if that Was real, or that was just, you know.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

Trump being box office. But no, I don't think he's gonna play. I. I'd be interested to see, you know, they haven't said anything. There's no state. Usually when something bad with Tiger happens, there's like, one of those statements with the three triangles on top. Haven't seen anything. So that's. That's got to be coming because he can't just show up. Can't just show up without saying anything. Like, you got to think that they're going to preempt it in some way. I don't know.

[Eddie]

What's the three triangles? Illuminati.

[Dan Rapport]

That's his.

[Eddie]

It's his

[Kyle]

logo.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah, yeah. His angles. And it's kind of this joke in golf. Like, when you see the three triangles,

[Eddie]

like, not nothing good, is nothing good. Good.

[Titus]

Okay, from where you're sitting right now, how many pictures or references to Tiger woods can you see without getting up?

[Dan Rapport]

One, two. I got this one.

[Titus]

Right.

[Dan Rapport]

Can you see that one right there? Right behind me? That's a picture of Tiger.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. That's awesome.

[Dan Rapport]

Cigar guy in there. One of my favorite golf pictures of all time. The guy on the right just looking absolutely crazy.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

Like four.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

I mean, Tigers, Tiger's it.

[Eddie]

Do you still idolize them? Oh, there it is. I don't. Three triangles.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's bad.

[Dan Rapport]

Not a good sign. No, I don't. I don't idolize him. I think he's the. He's the greatest player who's ever lived. He is the reason why I've. I think, like, got into golf in the first place, But I would not say.

[Dave]

But as a byproduct of that, you are still, like, passionate and obsessed with him as a person. Beyond golf.

[Dan Rapport]

He's like a one in a generation figure.

[Dave]

Right?

[Dan Rapport]

Like, if it was just the golf. Like, you know, golf is a very white sport historically. So for a guy who's not white to be the biggest star in the sport, like, that alone is movies, documentaries, and then this whole second chapter, he's like. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy.

[Kyle]

Like, it's just.

[Dan Rapport]

It never stops. He's had a. He's had a once in a generation life. And I'm sure, you know, and I'm sure what he's thinking also is, like, you know, he had all this negative news cycle in 2017 when he had the DUI, then he won the Masters, and, like, no one cared anymore. So I'm sure what he's thinking about is like, just get back out there. Just. Just win again. You know, Winning solves everything. So it's. I don't know what the answer is. I don't know where it stops. Certainly not over.

[Kyle]

What do you. What do you think about Sam on our side here at Barstool? You know, saying not talk about it?

[Dan Rapport]

Oh, yeah. You know Riggs. Riggs rides with this guy. Yeah, I think. I think he's interested.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Eddie]

That was.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we gotta check in on him.

[Dan Rapport]

Maybe I should just stop.

[Kyle]

If Riggs was shotgun.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah, I keep saying the wrong thing.

[Kyle]

Tiger, get out of here.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

What?

[Dave]

Riggs going through the wings.

[Eddie]

Dan, last question. What. What happens if he gets in another car accident? Will you do another video? Being like. And another one happens? Because the odds are it does.

[Kyle]

And at what point would you take the pictures now?

[Dan Rapport]

I haven't thought about taking the pictures down.

[Titus]

Maybe.

[Dan Rapport]

Maybe that will have to be our, you know, our response.

[Kyle]

I think you give him one more.

[Eddie]

Yeah, One more. Yeah.

[Dan Rapport]

I would think that the state of Florida is going to take his license away. So 2017, the accident or not the accident, the DUI that was in Florida. 2019, was here in California. He didn't even get a traffic ticket. So that one, you know, was.

[Eddie]

That's when he rolled his car like five times.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah, that's when he rolled his car. No signs of breaking. You know, crushed his right leg. But this is in the same state, so I would think that he is going to be legally barred from driving, which is probably the best outcome.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I forgot that. So 2017, you got DUI. He had the. Obviously the one in when the whole story came out with his ex wife.

[Dan Rapport]

So this is four rolls.

[Mincy]

Fourth.

[Dan Rapport]

Fourth car accident. That is like set off a shit storm.

[Eddie]

Wait, was 2017 a car accident or just a DUI?

[Dan Rapport]

Just a DUI. But that's when he said, you know, he said he was playing a golf tournament in California. He was off the side of the road in Jupiter.

[Eddie]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And then you said there was one and no signs of breaking. He just let that thing go.

[Dan Rapport]

Yeah. So that was one thing that came out from 20. 20, 21. He was going like 80 miles an hour when he hit the. Hit the tree. It's incredible that he survived.

[Eddie]

Yeah, man. I mean, he is. Yeah, he's a survivor.

[Kyle]

That's right.

[Dan Rapport]

He is a survivor.

[Eddie]

All right, Dan, great to see you. Thank you for facing the music. Yeah, man.

[Kyle]

A pretty good response.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Really good response.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Respect.

[Eddie]

Oh, well, thank you.

[Kyle]

I said good response.

[Lucas]

Tiger made the Call.

[Eddie]

That was cool. Yeah. I mean, I. I appreciate, again, authenticity. Like, he's.

[Titus]

He is very authentic, and he's that way with all of his golf coverage.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Kyle]

He's.

[Eddie]

He's a little bit of a dork, really.

[Dave]

Unapologetically.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And I think you. You nailed it. Dan, earlier, it said when you said that all these guys owe their career to him and all that, and it's hard to, like, divorce yourself from. Yeah. Where would I be if not for Tiger? So then you do kind of put him on a pedestal. That maybe.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Kyle]

But do you have somebody like that you would defend to that level? Like, I'm gonna put out this video. 10 million people will make one of me.

[Titus]

I think one DUI.

[Eddie]

That's the thing. It's like, I. Listen, I. I said it on pmt like. Like second chances should exist in the world. No one is as bad as their worst moment. I think it's the fact that it's the fourth time and it's like, hey, man, people die all the time from these things. Like, you could kill someone else. It's very selfish. That's where it's bothers me.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Just not learning from the same mistake.

[Eddie]

Yeah. He's not like 19.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I feel like we got a bunch of these guys, like, pure sports diplomats like him. Jake Marsh for college basketball.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Like Che for NFL. Just like they're just in for the action.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

You know?

[Eddie]

Yeah. True. They're not ready. They're not going to off the field.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

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[Eddie]

Doesn't matter.

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[Eddie]

Is Riggs here? No. No. Okay. Thought he was maybe here. Eddie.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

What's up, Ed?

[Eddie]

We saved it so that till you

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

got here, you didn't have to.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Eddie's a Duke fan.

[Hank]

What?

[Dave]

Oh, come on.

[Titus]

No way you're a Duke fan. You're a Purdue fan, too.

[Eddie]

No, I, I. Betty, you know what Eddie tried to tell me, Titus? He tried to tell me that he just loved. He thought Duke ran great offense.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, I like that they don't live and die by the three point shot.

[Kyle]

When did you.

[Eddie]

But that's Arizona.

[Titus]

Arizona. You're thinking of Arizona.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

And it is a little. It was a little camboozer. Slanted. Because I do think anytime he has a ball at the top, you get a good possession. And I think it's. I don't know, I found it a visually appealing brand of basketball.

[Kyle]

So wait, you became a Duke fan this year?

[Eddie]

No, he's always loved Coach K And John Shire, which. I get that.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yes. They're both from here, so I've always kind of gravitated towards it.

[Eddie]

But, but he. Eddie's now trying to claim that, like, I shouldn't. We shouldn't hate Duke because it's not the old Duke. It's still Duke. Yeah, watching Duke lose that way is like, Like a hundred percent approval race.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

But I think they're still Duke because you still want it to be that way.

[Eddie]

No, they're still Duke because they get the best players and when they lose, they make up, you know, excuses like,

[Kyle]

what do you think of that technical call that the, The Duke radio announcer had?

[Eddie]

Oh, so perfect.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That's not abnormal, though. Like, that happened a lot.

[Eddie]

Oh, that was so perfect for the.

[Titus]

It happened a lot the day after when you're talking out the situation and what for him to, like, have that on his mind immediately. And they didn't even run out on support that.

[Eddie]

No, he was talking about the guy who was playing.

[Titus]

So that was.

[Eddie]

Except Malachi Smith ran out on the court. Malachi Smith back for star. Needs to get rid of it.

[Kyle]

Does for Kaden.

[Eddie]

Seven seconds. Try to throw it ahead. Deflected by Connecticut. Two seconds, it's Mullins up top for the win. Oh, he hit it with 3/10 of a second to go. Del Smith Ran off the bench and.

[Titus]

He didn't run off the bench.

[Eddie]

That should be a technical.

[Titus]

He was. He was in the game.

[Eddie]

Did you guys.

[Titus]

That's crazy.

[Kyle]

An immediate response of doing that.

[Eddie]

That's.

[Kyle]

That that makes you hate them.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

But that's more like. I know the. The Dayton Slew game.

[Eddie]

That.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That. That was crazy. Someone ran off the bench there, and I was on Slew, so I was advocating for a technical.

[Eddie]

So Hurley, with the. With the ref is all time.

[Kyle]

That headbutt. Was that real or.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's real. I thought it was. AI.

[Kyle]

How. How is he. How. How is he allowed to do that?

[Eddie]

I. Okay, so first of all, the ref shouldn't have been in the coach's body box, so that's on him.

[Titus]

I theorized he was allowed to do this because there's not a rule that says.

[Eddie]

That's a little iffy. All right? So I.

[Titus]

Nobody thought to write a rule that says, what should happen? Put your forehead through the ref's forehead.

[Eddie]

It's a little.

[Kyle]

But it's a holy.

[Dave]

That should be in the.

[Titus]

Unfortunately, there's no rules.

[Dave]

Some handbook for not.

[Eddie]

I don't want to be. I don't want to. I don't want to be a hypocrite with the rigs talk, but I. Dan Hurley. I think if you watch it, it. I think he was. I think the ref was trying to tell him something, and he was leaning into here.

[Titus]

Stop. Dan.

[Dave]

Stop it.

[Titus]

Stop it.

[Eddie]

Yes. The ref's talking.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but, like, insane.

[Eddie]

The ref's talking. Look.

[Titus]

That's insane.

[Dave]

Now.

[Eddie]

That was.

[Dave]

That was prime.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. He's like, all right. So good. I love him so much. He's such a psycho.

[Titus]

You listen with your forehead.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You got to get right in there.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

There.

[Titus]

What better way?

[Dave]

That was. No, that was pure, animalistic.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Did you see the one of him rubbing his head or, like, wiping his head down the.

[Kate]

He was wiping the refs.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

No, his own head.

[Eddie]

Like.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, it's like a great scrub.

[Eddie]

And then it was like, after the game.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yes. Yes. It was a towel in the stands.

[Eddie]

It was the best game ever. I listened to a Duke podcast on the way in today. It was so good. Those guys.

[Titus]

I said this earlier, and I, I. I stand by it. If you weigh the stakes and the difficulty of the shot equally, which a lot of people don't, a lot of people put more weight into the stakes. Like, it has to happen in a national championship or whatever, but if you weigh them equally, a true 50, 50 split. I think it's the greatest shot of all time.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

I think it's the greatest shot of all time in terms of difficulty plus stakes.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And the fact that it came in a 19 point. Like it wasn't a back and forth game.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know it wasn't a punch for punch and oh, last shot wins. It was. They. They were dead so many times in that game.

[Dave]

And what kind of player is he? Was. Is he a star?

[Titus]

Yeah, he is. He's a five star recruit. He was Indiana Mr. Basketball last year. He's a freshman but he's been. He's been a little disappointed.

[Eddie]

He's not been as good as he was hyped to be.

[Titus]

But he'll still be a first round draft pick. He will go back to Final four in central Indiana now after he got shot.

[Eddie]

Yeah, like he. I think he was like 4 for 28 in the tournament from 3. And he is a very good shooter but he's not been playing great. And then it was the wettest shot possible.

[Titus]

The never been a crisper.

[Dave]

Yeah. That's a guy who's going to be needing to do ultra marathons and like

[Kyle]

to get that high back. Like did that shot his life.

[Dave]

He's gonna do water fasts in the Mojave Desert for 14 days.

[Eddie]

Should we watch?

[Dave]

Never be able to feel that again.

[Kyle]

Were you like disappointed when that.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's upset that I was.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, I, I was bad. When you know you're on like the complete opposite side of everyone because I treated absolute disaster and everyone's like that was sick.

[Kyle]

So you are tweeted. Absolutely.

[Titus]

That's him. It's impossible to see that shot and think anything other than that's awesome. You're a Duke fan.

[Eddie]

I had.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I was in a Calcutta that. We paid a lot of money for them too.

[Titus]

Okay, well that.

[Eddie]

I told you I would have paid every dollar in my bank account.

[Titus]

That helps a little bit.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah. And like. And like Duke, Illinois.

[Mincy]

I.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

There's a lot of local story lines with that too. So I kind of was rooting for that.

[Eddie]

It's okay.

[Dave]

It's not the cultural entity of Duke that you hate. You like the roster.

[Eddie]

No, he likes Duke. He's a Duke fan.

[Dave]

But what does that mean? What does that mean? The. The team or.

[Eddie]

He likes the. The university. He likes the people who go there

[Dave]

and that's too much.

[Eddie]

He likes all of that is.

[Kyle]

That is the opposite of how I picture you.

[Eddie]

So.

[Hank]

So you're ties to Coach K. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

So Coach K went to the same grammar school and high School as my dad.

[Dan Rapport]

Dad.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

And so him and all his buddies, he is like.

[Titus]

He is.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

He is the messiah. He is. He is God to them. So growing up, I had always, like, naturally liked him too. So, like, there was. I remember as a kid, I was reading.

[Eddie]

It's okay, you're a Duke fan. Like, this is okay. You're coming out of the closet as a Duke fan. It's okay.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Good brand of basketball.

[Eddie]

It's not even, though.

[Titus]

Not anymore.

[Eddie]

Cam Boozer would just play bully ball.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

You didn't like that John Shire moment with Caleb Foster after the sweet 16?

[Titus]

That was a nice moment, but, yeah, it wasn't.

[Eddie]

I told Eddie, though, that Duke was actually. It was crazy. We've been playing college basketball for, I don't know, 100 years. Tournament for 60 years. That would. Duke was the first team in the history of March Madness to have injured players.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's right.

[Eddie]

It's insane.

[Kyle]

We've been lucky until now.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Never happened to that magnitude.

[Titus]

Yeah, Teddy, the.

[Eddie]

The best player on Iowa State got hurt.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Josh Jefferson.

[Kyle]

That's you. You would root for Duke over Illinois?

[Dave]

We.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Oh, no, that's tough. I don't.

[Eddie]

Yes. Wow.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That's tough.

[Titus]

Wow, you're a Duke fan. The only time you're a Purdue fan, I'd learned.

[Eddie]

No, no, I. I learned you were

[Titus]

a Purdue fan as well.

[Eddie]

I didn't know you were a Purdue fan.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I'm not a Purdue fan. I just. I think the dude gets a little too much hate, that's all.

[Eddie]

You think the dude gets too much?

[Titus]

The Makers.

[Dave]

I kind of agree.

[Eddie]

Right.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Like, you know, are they that bad, Kyle?

[Dave]

No, no. I feel bad that they're associated with that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

Such a pathetic reputation.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

When I was like, 15, I was reading a book called My Bloody Life. It was. It's a book about a Latin king. And my dad was like. He didn't want me reading it, so he. He took it out of my hands. I'll never forget it. And he gave me Coach K's leadership book in replace of that. That he was like, you should be reading this instead.

[Kyle]

Instead of the Latin Kings book.

[Dave]

Exactly.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I was okay.

[Kyle]

Did you ever finish it? The Latin Kings book?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I did, yeah. I didn't even open the Coach K book.

[Kyle]

But besides the point, you were a Duke fan.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I just liked K and I like Shire. Shire was so good in high school.

[Dave]

Where'd he go?

[Eddie]

Stevenson, Glenbrook, Lbrook, North White Mike. Yeah, I don't. I. I told you, I don't hate. I I When Shire took over the job I was like I'm not going to just. Just take all my k hate and put it on Shire. But he has done things. The UNC thing.

[Titus]

The UNC thing was bad. Eddie and the Philipski Filipowski was bad.

[Eddie]

They're just. They're just. Duke is just this way. This is what they do when they lose. They find an excuse.

[Hank]

It'd really be a toss up for you Duke Vers Illinois. You're not Illinois guy.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, I don't really. But. But I the 2005 team was.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That team was incredible.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I genuinely love that team. Team. I not we did the draft like that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I picked that Illinois Arizona game. Like that's going to a. That game's better than in a week.

[Titus]

Yeah. Right.

[Eddie]

All right. Well Duke Eddy.

[Titus]

Duke Eddy. That changes how I look at you to be honest.

[Eddie]

But you.

[Kyle]

You've built yourself up to be this approachable everyman and now I, I. It's. It's tainted.

[Eddie]

You're douchebag.

[Kyle]

You're a dick.

[Titus]

Oh my God.

[Dave]

You're a douche.

[Eddie]

I need you to face painted with the Cameron Crazies next year. That'd be a great video.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

If they. If they recruit class that I like that I think plays the right way.

[Eddie]

What do you mean if they recruit a class you like? They recruit the same class every year. It's the best players in the country.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah but I really like these guys.

[Eddie]

What about them? Just Boozer.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah man. I just. I would love for the Bulls to have them.

[Kyle]

But don't the Bulls not like Carlos.

[Eddie]

No. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

No. He was just unfortunately like the fourth option.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And Carlos Boozer was like a really good basketball player but never like it was just always kind of empty stats.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Not.

[Eddie]

I don't. He's better than that. But you're not roll out of bed and get like 18 and 10 and you. But you never were like wow, that's one of the best basketball players.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Titus]

Eddie has a Bulls and Dukes fan and a Bulls and Duke fan. What about the idea of Shire and Billy Donovan switching jobs?

[Eddie]

I asked him that. Yeah.

[Titus]

Is that something that interests you? I would be fresh start for both of them.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I'm interested in Billy Donovan back in college. I don't think being a head coach in the NBA matters all that much unfortunately.

[Eddie]

So do you think it matters in college?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Oh yeah. Like 19 point leads and stuff.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That's just. That's just how the, the brain works. Like they took their foot off the

[Titus]

gas and they shouldn't of seven losses the last two years. Duke. Duke lost seven games the last two seasons. Six of them. Their win probability was over 90%.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Like you know that too.

[Kyle]

They got up to far coaching.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Their win probability was over 90%.

[Eddie]

Damn. Yeah, he's got.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I said it. He's got the monkey on his back now.

[Eddie]

Credit to him for getting those big leads. Like that's how. That's hard to do. That's hard to do.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

But that's the problem with the oneand done era. These guys don't remember that last year is bad much. You know, there's. There's not. Cooper flag's gone. There's not. Everyone's doing and not everyone. Yeah, I get it. But Duke does it a prop primarily.

[Eddie]

Well, maybe Kuzer will stay.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Got to respect the do.

[Dave]

March Madness needs a consolation bracket double elimination.

[Kyle]

March Madness.

[Dave]

I'd watch one of the most romantic things in sports.

[Eddie]

I'd watch to be able to watch Duke choke again.

[Dave]

Watching.

[Titus]

God, yeah, I, I did have that thought.

[Dave]

What?

[Titus]

I went home last night and I was like, that sucks. It's over now. But I don't get to do. I don't get to watch that in the final four again. So I would love to watch Duke lose in the final four.

[Eddie]

Max asked me that and I do think that because like, if I had to script every time how I would want Duke to go out, that was the perfect way. Heartbreaking. Elite 8 because once you get to the Final Four, it's scary. It's like it's real. They could win it all.

[Titus]

Also, the Final four is an accomplishment. As much as we like to protect, it's an accomplishment. It's a, A. It's a stat that people throw out there. Most Final Fours. Yeah, that and the other. So. But, but losing in the lead eight, that's nothing.

[Eddie]

Nothing. You give that 19 point lead.

[Dave]

Kent State was flying the elite eight like.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

Indiana got him.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Basically the only good game.

[Titus]

That was another.

[Eddie]

Oh, credit to you.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, credit to Duke for. Only for.

[Eddie]

For blowing that lead or else it

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

would have been a boring one.

[Eddie]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

Shout out. Jake Marsh, Lead 8.

[Eddie]

Yukon led by 19. Houston Final Four last year. That one's still shocking. North Carolina State. How do you lose that? Tennessee. They got bullied.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Gotta be better at halftime.

[Eddie]

It's tough being a Duke fan.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Eddie]

Do you think I asked Hank the this. Do you think there's maybe a. A curse of, of the badgers on Duke because they have not Won one since and they've had really good players.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Maybe.

[Eddie]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Got to look at everything.

[Titus]

I'll say this credit to Coach K for winning in 2015 with that crew. Yeah, they weren't that good.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Leo Okafor and Justice Winslow. Looking back like that was if you made a list of all the one and dones that Duke had and those were the guys that got it done, you know.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah. They had to take him out on defense was.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he knew how to work the refs at halftime time. Man.

[Kate]

I watched that video of that older reporter man, the commentator who just like.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you see it.

[Kate]

He just like freezes and like his soul left his body for. Yeah, I watched that like 10 times in a row.

[Kyle]

Have you been hiding your Duke fandom?

[Eddie]

No, you. He know he's a sh. Guy and he was a K guy. I knew that. Do you have Duke?

[Kyle]

Remember? Do you clothing?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

No.

[Eddie]

He was bothered by this loss.

[Kate]

Have you been there? Have you like been to Duke and gone.

[Eddie]

No.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I was going to try this year though, but I didn't make it happen.

[Titus]

And Jabari Parker and Okafor and. Is that it

[Eddie]

from.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

From around here?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Obviously Shire was the big one because he was between duker, Illinois Caraban 2 seconds.

[Eddie]

Mullin tosses it out.

[Kyle]

Get shocked.

[Kate]

I watch said so many.

[Eddie]

Is the best. Utterly impossible.

[Titus]

The deflection, the reaction and the.

[Kate]

He went offline for a minute out of Indiana.

[Titus]

They all. But it's also. He's also such a pro to not make any noise.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Titus]

Like people are saying he's a Duke fan and he was just stunned that they lost. He's a pro is what he is letting the app.

[Kyle]

How do you not scream Holy.

[Titus]

Yeah. He's letting the play by play guy say what he needs to say and he knows. Don't say anything.

[Eddie]

Scream. Oh God.

[Hank]

No.

[Titus]

That's like the most iconic shot. The call is like onions are there and then the other guy's just like hell, what restraint.

[Kyle]

A pros.

[Eddie]

Pros, pro.

[Kyle]

What else you hiding, Ed?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That's it.

[Eddie]

There it is.

[Kyle]

His head sweats.

[Dave]

Kind of a good toss for what material that is.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

There's another one where it's like a slow process to the way he wipes. It's.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Was that a Duke towel?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I think it was just a march.

[Lucas]

Oh, it's a march, man. Okay.

[Eddie]

By the way, this is. Can I nominate this for juiciest moment? Tj. What just yesterday, the. The game. Everything. Yeah.

[Lucas]

Specific tweeter reaction or anything.

[Dan Rapport]

You want to watch Eddie's part, right?

[Lucas]

We just watched Jeff jumping in the pool.

[Eddie]

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[Dave]

I'm outside.

[Kyle]

I don't know what to do with myself. I am.

[Eddie]

We're gonna jump in the pool.

[Kyle]

But yeah, it's greatest comeback ever.

[Eddie]

One of the greatest shots ever. Back to the final four. Oh, my God. Gotta jump in the pool. Only thing we can do. Oh, wait. Does this phone work in the pool?

[Kyle]

Yeah, he probably has like a high tech ass case.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Dave]

I like that.

[Eddie]

How does the phone work in the pool?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Pool, I think.

[Eddie]

Are they not waterproof yet?

[Kyle]

Are they waterproof?

[Dave]

We're at that point where.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you just haven't tried it.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Oh, do you buy it, though? Like, would you submerge your phone in water right now?

[Lucas]

IPhones have been waterproof.

[Dave]

What?

[Eddie]

What? No chance.

[Kyle]

I thought that just breaks your.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I don't think they recommend it, but I think now it's like they

[Hank]

didn't make a big enough announcement.

[Kyle]

That looks crystal clear underwater.

[Eddie]

Briggs is kind of dodging us. Yeah, he said he finished, but he's got a meeting now slated for 30.

[Lucas]

All iPhones from the model iPhone 7 onward have some degree of water resistance.

[Titus]

How about that?

[Lucas]

The level protection varies.

[Dave]

Okay, I don't know if that'll change anything in my life. No, but good to know.

[Eddie]

Kyle, do you know what I'm doing right now?

[Dave]

Like, right now? You're timing something. 21 hours, 36 minutes, 14 seconds. Since it can't be food, it can't be food.

[Eddie]

I'm attempting a 72 hour fast.

[Kyle]

What?

[Dave]

No way.

[Eddie]

There's no way I get to it. No, but I was so Hungry this morning.

[Kyle]

Why 72?

[Eddie]

I heard that's a way to reset your system.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

System?

[Kate]

Was it because you on vacation, just, like, eating a bunch of junk or whatever?

[Eddie]

I've been eating a bunch of junk. I had. Oh.

[Kate]

March Madness.

[Eddie]

Four days in a row. Body just feels broken.

[Dave]

So it's kind of like a desperate attempt to feel better or.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just gonna research.

[Dave]

A lot of research.

[Eddie]

I saw one Twitter thread.

[Dave]

Are you planning on breaking it? Like, ceremoniously?

[Eddie]

I've been told not to do that.

[Dave]

Right.

[Eddie]

So I'm not gonna do that.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I do want to feel bad. Better.

[Dave]

Right.

[Eddie]

Tomorrow will be the big day. I don't. I don't know if I can. I. Realistically, 48 hours feels like a good goal.

[Kate]

How do you feel now?

[Eddie]

I'm hungry.

[Dave]

21. That's hungry.

[Hank]

what point is it supposed to feel good? What hour?

[Eddie]

I think you're supposed to start feeling good after, like, 48 hours.

[Dave]

I don't think.

[Hank]

I don't think so. Well, you've done it, right, Kyle?

[Dave]

I've done it, but it was the dehydration that overshadowed how hungry I was.

[Eddie]

Yeah. See, I can drink water. I'm drinking water. I'm drinking water. Black coffee.

[Titus]

That's it.

[Kyle]

Are you adding, like, electrolytes?

[Eddie]

I have some electrolytes. I bought that. I added to one of my waters. I don't know. What if it's awesome? What if I.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

You just do the Kevin James then.

[Eddie]

What's that?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

He went, like, 60 days.

[Eddie]

Holy.

[Kate]

What?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What if I just feel better without feeling.

[Dave]

I mean, this is what I'm talking about. Like, you're thinking, this is what the dudes are doing to feel something.

[Eddie]

Right. That's kind of what I'm doing.

[Kate]

Wait, Kevin James went 60 days of food?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Something crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Can I see him at the end of that?

[Dave]

That.

[Kate]

Why'd he do it?

[Eddie]

He.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

He was in a role that he had to lose a lot of weight for, and then he was. The role was over. And then they called him back a couple months later and said that needed reshoots, so he needed to drop it back again really fast.

[Hank]

Just take the OIC?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, maybe not. Sick 30.

[Kyle]

Does he look the same?

[Kate]

He kind of looks the same.

[Dave]

Where's the after pick?

[Kate]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Dave]

Was that on AOL?

[Kyle]

Yeah, just write them out on AOL.com.

[Kate]

okay. It looks nice.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Oh, that was the movie.

[Titus]

All right.

[Dave]

I mean, that is. People don't maybe not realize that is a very impressive physique. On the right. He's just thick.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

See how it goes. Kyle, you proud of me?

[Dave]

Have you like, you haven't eaten meals.

[Eddie]

I haven't eaten anything.

[Dave]

You haven't snacked act.

[Eddie]

No, nothing. It's fast.

[Kate]

I can't do it. Sometimes I'm like shopping in Target when I haven't eaten and I'm like, I think I'm gonna pass out.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, this morning I had like cramps cuz I was like, where's my food?

[Dave]

Oh, I am proud of you.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Dave]

24 will be good.

[Kyle]

Are you still.

[Dave]

Wait, 72? Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Dave]

That's three days.

[Eddie]

I know. No, we're gonna try.

[Dave]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Be right around. Now on Wednesday day.

[Dave]

Oh my God.

[Eddie]

I just reset my.

[Dave]

What's the most you've ever done?

[Eddie]

Probably 24. I don't even know. I don't think I. Oh, we did it once. We did it right.

[Kyle]

We all cheated.

[Dave]

We all cheated.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah. Brandon, like couldn't get an hour. I heard that it makes you like mental clarity and you just.

[Kyle]

I heard it like cuts down your cancer risk by a ton too.

[Eddie]

Great. I just don't even think about food after a while.

[Mincy]

I did 72 hours, I think in like 2012 or 2013, but it was like part of some like cleanse. So I had like some like juices or whatever. But by the last night when I was able to eat in the morning, I remember I woke up in like a puddle of drool and I'd just been dreaming about peanut butter sandwiches.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's bad.

[Mincy]

The next. But the next morning rocked.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Mincy]

Because I had a peanut butter sandwich. Oh, my dreams come true. And like that's kind of a whatever me meal.

[Eddie]

Did you break it with. With a peanut butter sandwich you're supposed to like ease your way back into it. Otherwise your body will like be puke.

[Kate]

That's diarrhea city.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Hank]

Did you have mental clarity?

[Mincy]

I don't remember. I just could only think about food. Like going to bed that night, I just was thinking about what I wanted to eat and it wasn't a Peter bear sandwich, but I just dreamt about it.

[Dave]

It's actually really normal of you. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That feels like an ease back in. Right? A peanut butter sandwich.

[Kyle]

I think like yogurt or broth. I don't know. Your stomach's probably going to be like, tiny fast.

[Lucas]

Guys are big on bone broth.

[Kate]

Oh, all the hot girlies are into bone broth. Are they Gwyneth Paltrow? They'll drink it like tea in the afternoon. Instead of having tea or coffee, they'll like heat up a little cup of bone broth.

[Eddie]

What's the latest treat the Arabs do?

[Titus]

Dates.

[Kyle]

Dates?

[Lucas]

Yeah, for Ramadan.

[Eddie]

Coach's picture just drops.

[Dave]

I'm gonna have to get to NFL. Oh, anything standout?

[Eddie]

Oh, Andy Reid in the back is crazy.

[Kate]

Where is he?

[Dave]

Not enough slobs.

[Kate]

They all look pretty good.

[Dave]

Y' all look too good.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it is. It is probably the cleanest we've had. Wow.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is this gonna be a tough one.

[Eddie]

This looks incredible.

[Kate]

Untucked shirt on Siriani.

[Eddie]

Kevin Savansky right there. I see Sent. So I'm friends with him and I've been my for the last three years been trying to dress him for this picture. I sent him a bunch of shirts but he went on vacation right before so they got to his house when he was already gone.

[Kyle]

That's worse case.

[Dave]

Oh, Demiko.

[Eddie]

I shaved my.

[Hank]

Oh, it's all blue.

[Eddie]

Yeah, a lot of blue. A lot of blue.

[Kyle]

My blue.

[Kate]

Yeah, mixing it. Look how big those loafers are. My goodness.

[Dave]

Business.

[Eddie]

Some new names too. Dude, look at Frable man spreading the out of half. Yeah, he. Oh my God, doesn't have a penis. And Sean Payton is sucking in with a shirt.

[Dave]

What a beast for the chair section.

[Eddie]

Damn.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

We really are down to McCarthy and Andy Reid.

[Eddie]

Look at McCarthy right there. He's got a fart.

[Kyle]

No sneak peek.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's. You just know though, he's bad. Look at that. That's a fat guy in the sun. It's not comfortable.

[Mincy]

Ryan's nipples are crazy in this picture.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they're downwards, huh?

[Hank]

Yeah, I got a little droop.

[Eddie]

Oh no. Look at the rest of push ups.

[Lucas]

That's gyno.

[Eddie]

I love how Harbaugh too is just not even looking the right way.

[Kate]

Wait, all three of those guys have the same chest thing going on steroids.

[Dave]

Steroids. Oh, everyone's on steroids.

[Titus]

Steroids

[Kyle]

is Dan Campbell looks bigger than I thought.

[Eddie]

Yeah, Dan Campbell also that beard is.

[Kyle]

Gang's all there.

[Titus]

Where are they?

[Eddie]

Oh, wait, Steven is is Liam Con and Bob Salah. Don't they have a beef?

[Mincy]

Oh, well, they are on opposite sides. Interesting balls next to Dan Campbell. They're very good friends.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's a little bit. It's too much uniformity this year. No one's really standing out.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Or is that Orlando?

[Eddie]

Ben Johnson looks awesome.

[Mincy]

Do you think you came up during this photo?

[Eddie]

Probably not

[Kyle]

Campbell's. I mean Ben Johnson's not the hottest coach.

[Eddie]

He's Go back to that picture. He's looking hot. He's like,

[Kate]

which guy? Put your mouth over his face.

[Eddie]

Keep going.

[Kyle]

He's coming up there. Oh, looks good.

[Eddie]

Looks great. I mean, it looks like a Kendall. Yeah. Nice try, Nick.

[Kyle]

I don't know if he's the hardest, hottest.

[Kate]

Is that bald guy third from the left. Yeah, that tall guy.

[Eddie]

Salah.

[Kate]

That's a handsome man.

[Eddie]

Loves to. Oh, he's got so many kids. This is gonna be the toughest one because there really isn't a lot of standout.

[Kyle]

Just gonna have to dig deeper, I guess.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Like Sean Payton and the Pumas. And the baby blue. Pumas.

[Hank]

Blue guys got to separate more.

[Eddie]

Yeah, the blue. Too much blue. Maybe they're.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

They're.

[Eddie]

Maybe, Stephen. Maybe you're right. They're like, we don't want to. We want to wear the most basic thing that can't be made fun of.

[Mincy]

McVeigh is not there.

[Eddie]

No, there's every now and then. Like, Belichick wouldn't be there a lot. I think Tomlin would skip sometimes.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

How many are missing, Steven?

[Mincy]

There's 30, so two are missing.

[Eddie]

Who's the other one? Steven, can you get it? Get it.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I think I have one of mine. No.

[Mincy]

Do you know it?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Is KFC there?

[Eddie]

Yeah, KFC's in the back.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh, right next to. What's his name? Todd Bowles.

[Mincy]

Is that Mike McDonald next to Sean Payton?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Who's the other one missing? Oh, I'm not gonna get it.

[Lucas]

Chad's got it.

[Eddie]

Wait, where's. No, he's there. Kubiak's there. Right.

[Kyle]

Is Leflore there?

[Eddie]

Oh, oh, Zach Taylor could be there. We wouldn't know.

[Kyle]

Not a clue.

[Dave]

Yeah, the Bengals coach.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Dave]

What the does that.

[Kyle]

I couldn't tell you who is one trait about him.

[Eddie]

McVeigh, Hubiak, Shanheimer's there.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

There's so many new ones I'm just not used to yet.

[Eddie]

Who the fuck. Chat's got it. Damn it. AFC or nfc?

[Kyle]

Are both Harbaughs there?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yep.

[Eddie]

They're right next to each other always.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's got the afc.

[Eddie]

Afc. Afc. Is Kubiak there?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah, that was my guess.

[Mincy]

Is that Clint next to Joe Brady?

[Eddie]

Where? Zoom in.

[Mincy]

And Matt LaFleur.

[Eddie]

Zoom in.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Monk.

[Eddie]

No, that's Canales next to the LA floor.

[Mincy]

No, that's not Canalis.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's not Canalis. Who is that?

[Mincy]

I'm asking, is that Clint?

[Eddie]

That must be.

[Mincy]

I would think, super young.

[Eddie]

There's Clint right there on the right.

[Dave]

Keep going.

[Eddie]

That's. Oh, isn't that. I mean, looks like dad.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So that would be him. Fuck. We gotta get this. We can't.

[Lucas]

Eddie said it.

[Eddie]

Oh, Monkin. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Oh,

[Eddie]

I guess I wouldn't even know who Todd Monkin looks like.

[Dave]

Good job, monkeys.

[Eddie]

Todd Monkin Brown.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I said as a rookie.

[Eddie]

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[Kyle]

He's not here. Does he know I'm here?

[Eddie]

I'll text him. Nick is here. Yeah.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

You didn't see him when he went down there a couple weeks ago, huh?

[Kyle]

No, I did. I just didn't make it a content thing.

[Eddie]

That's a lie. I don't know what you're talking.

[Kyle]

That's true. That's the reason I went down there.

[Eddie]

Arizona's fun. I like Arizona. Big fan.

[Kate]

Do you do any, like, desert stuff you can.

[Eddie]

No. A lot of pool? Aquarium.

[Kyle]

What?

[Eddie]

That's about it.

[Kyle]

Where were the Cubs playing?

[Eddie]

They. Their. Their places down there.

[Kyle]

Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[Eddie]

They were playing at Sloan Park.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Home park.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Why?

[Kyle]

I. I didn't go.

[Eddie]

It's very cool that like all of them are. Right.

[Kyle]

It's really cool.

[Eddie]

Just drive down the street.

[Kyle]

I went to where the Angels did theirs and it was kind of a little bit further out.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was cool. Yeah. The White Sox are there.

[Kyle]

And then I went to Giants and that was like a party. That was the best one by far. I thought.

[Eddie]

Spring training seems like it just rocks.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like if you're a veteran player, you just go like. I remember I talked to Rizzo a few years when we went there like eight years ago. He said he goes, he comes in, he works out in the morning, game at noon, takes one at bat, gets in a golf cart, goes back, takes a shower, is on the golf course first by like the third inning. Great.

[Kyle]

Unbelievable.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

That's nice.

[Eddie]

Great.

[Kyle]

The dream.

[Hank]

How was your vacation, Kate?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Dave]

How's the seashore?

[Kate]

It was great.

[Eddie]

Where'd you Go, Kate.

[Kate]

It's Anna Maria island in Florida.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kate]

So I needed a spot with shallow water where the kids. I think I need to get my eggs.

[Kyle]

I saw you. I mean, I saw you. You had them decked out in neon.

[Kate]

Yeah, I bought all neon clothes so I could see them at all times. Maybe I need to chill.

[Titus]

Oh, that's good.

[Kate]

But no, it was really cool. We went to all these little, like, nature forest preserves where we went deep into the brush. Like, yeah, we hyped up snub. We're looking for snakes and stuff. And they were like.

[Dave]

They like, what's good? Are really funny like that.

[Kate]

Yeah, it was super easy.

[Kyle]

Did you get split up on the plane?

[Kate]

Yeah, we did.

[Kyle]

No.

[Kate]

So Spirit Airlines. I guess this is on me.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I thought you had to book to in order because their system for bringing a bag is crazy.

[Titus]

What is their six?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Hank]

$75 a carry.

[Kate]

Think your ticket is cheap. And then everything. Then they tack everything else on. Like, there's no free water or snacks on the plane. Like, you have to pay for the little bags of pretzels and stuff. It's like, everything they get you. So I booked premium seats because we had one big bag to bring. But it turns out then that you don't sit. Like, the seats are all singular. And it turns out why is. Because to make their first class, they just put a table in the middle seats in the first few rows.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Yeah.

[Kate]

So there are three seats there, but they just block the middle ones off. And so I was like, well, can I just put my kid in that seat? Then they're like, no, you can't. So.

[Kyle]

So you were.

[Kate]

So pat got to stay in premium. Then I was with both kids both ways in the very back of the plane.

[Kyle]

Both ways finagle one way.

[Eddie]

A nice meet in the middle.

[Kate]

But no, it was fun. We went on this little nature boat that a yacker recommended was like, shout out, Captain Calf.

[Kyle]

Shout out, Captain.

[Kate]

I think Captain Katie down in the. Went looking for animals and.

[Kyle]

And then you said when you landed. Was that your tweet?

[Kate]

Last night at o', Hare, we landed, and immediately we got pulled over into the deicing corral, and things had already been delayed. We'd already been on the plane forever. We sat there for 30 minutes, and the pilot gets on with a panicked voice, and he's like, I've never seen anything like this in my career. There is 50 planes in front of us. 5, 0. And he's like, I've never seen anything like this. In my career, we were down to, like. I was down to my last snacks for the kids. Like, iPads were on 5%. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm gonna. And then it was, like, not bad at all.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Kate]

It was maybe two hours from the time we landed to the time we got to the back.

[Kyle]

That's bad.

[Dave]

Wait, what?

[Kyle]

That sucks.

[Dave]

And it wasn't bad. Road trip.

[Kate]

I'm saying from the two hours from the time we landed to the time we got our bags and we're walking to the blue.

[Kyle]

That's hell.

[Dave]

That's pretty bad.

[Hank]

Bad.

[Eddie]

That's a full flight.

[Kate]

But I got it. The tweet unexpectedly blew up, and then it, like, wasn't that bad, comparatively. And people like. She's like. I'm like, I swear, the pilot was like, 50 planes. And I was like, holy. I panicked.

[Kyle]

People said, she's lying.

[Kate]

Yes. I was like, why would I.

[Kyle]

That's good to lie about.

[Kate]

I don't know.

[Hank]

Cake gets killed on the Internet outside of Barcelona.

[Kyle]

Whatever.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

She had those one, like, clip from Kate and Friends. It was supposed to be a joke. It was like, what are girls who are over 30 and don't have kids even do? And then, like, Kelly Kes would come right in for the interview, but everyone took it out of context. There's a bunch of stitches where it's like, a girl answering what she does.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

It goes viral every day.

[Eddie]

That's good, though.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I'm sure that doesn't make you anxious.

[Kate]

No, not at all.

[Kyle]

Having women hate you.

[Kate]

Not the woman who helped with my children here in Chicago, pulling me aside and asking me about it.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Hank]

No one. No one ever thinks. Thinks she's joking.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Hank]

She was like, even people who know her children.

[Kate]

Do you really think of me that way? I was like, no, it was a joke. You have to watch the flip. Anyways, the trip was great. It was fine. Thanks for asking.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No Florida rules.

[Kyle]

How was Beef? I saw you posted a picture of Beef. His posture is incredible.

[Kate]

He's got great posture. He's so tan.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

He's lost his fun.

[Eddie]

He's got a perfect amount of hair on his chest.

[Kate]

He's so.

[Eddie]

Hair.

[Kate]

He kept getting all this sand. I kept having to get the hose and spray the sand out of his leg hair. At the end of the day, it was like. There was whole seashells in it. It was crazy.

[Titus]

I don't wanna.

[Kyle]

I don't want to be crazy. That had to turn you the off.

[Kate]

I was so b.

[Dave]

There's a conch in your leg hair.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I saw a picture of him holding one of your kids and he's like half in the water. I was like, damn, that's a man.

[Dave]

He's a real man.

[Kyle]

Is he injecting?

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kate]

Pat's one of those guys that you're like, hey, we should do this. He's like, let's do it. He's. Yeah, he's very.

[Dave]

I need that.

[Kate]

Yeah. No, it was awesome. Florida, I'd never really done. I haven't been to Florida. Really? It's like a neat, funky, weird.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, it's got cool nooks and crannies. Yeah, it was pretty neat.

[Dave]

Yeah, I love Florida.

[Kate]

Went off the beaten path.

[Kyle]

That sounds nice.

[Kate]

Yeah. Thanks. Spirit. Spirit Airlines.

[Eddie]

Good spring breaks. All right, well, I gotta go. I gotta start blogging. This is gonna say, I can't blog anymore. I can't write.

[Kyle]

Get Nikki smoked out.

[Eddie]

I can't write. It hurt.

[Kate]

Hurt me.

[Eddie]

It hurts my, like, head.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

What's the hardest part for you? Just like.

[Eddie]

I just don't. I can't.

[Kyle]

What was that question?

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Was it like, like.

[Eddie]

No, I'd write a chapter for our book and it was like, painful. Yeah.

[Hank]

We have no attention spans anymore.

[Eddie]

I just don't. I. I've lost that a bit. I think writing is one of those things that if you don't practice it, you lose it. And I've lost like, I used to. I mean, back in the day, it was 10 blogs a day. It was just. All I did was write.

[Dave]

Right.

[Kate]

I used to love. That was like my favorite thing.

[Eddie]

I loved it.

[Kate]

I loved it.

[Eddie]

Cuz you can actually think it out and like, let it, you know, come to you and. But yeah, I've. I. The chapter I wrote in the book, I wrote a couple, but one of them, I didn't even go. I didn't go back one sentence to look at like, what I had written. I was just taking, like. Didn't even know. There could be so many things wrong with it. That's what I'm gonna do with this blog.

[Dave]

I'm going to submit it as a. Unedited, unlooked upon.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Right out of my brain. And I'm doing it with fast.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

I could be incredible.

[Dave]

You're probably. What are you craving right now?

[Eddie]

Honestly?

[Kyle]

Ice cream.

[Dave]

The lie to me.

[Eddie]

No, I would. It's been like probably 30 minutes since I watched Braylon Mullen's shot.

[Kyle]

You're craving to watch that?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I would like to watch it again.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Wowy.

[Titus]

Joe.

[Eddie]

It's been a while. It's been. I haven't. This is the longest 30m. This is the longest time I've gone without watching that replay since I've put it on.

[Dave]

Yeah, you're not hungry for.

[Kyle]

There's got to be more angles that are coming out, too.

[Eddie]

Oh, man, I watched them all. I retweeted them all. This is more two podcasts I got to listen to today.

[Kyle]

How. What's. What is the Duke fandom like? What do they. What are they saying? What's the cope.

[Eddie]

Ed, it's hard being us. We're the best. Everyone loves when we lose.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

I mean, Kaden faced the music. He. He was available for media after. Got to give him credit for that, right?

[Kyle]

Good on Kaden.

[Eddie]

Great job. All right, spin the wheel. I'm gonna go watch this. I'll put it in.

[Lucas]

The wheel's in trouble.

[Hank]

Yeah, it's really low.

[Eddie]

Oh, no. I have to go do a podcast right now.

[Eddie (Duke fan)]

Now I got to go run a movie store.

[Eddie]

This is going to be such a problem. I told Chris Long. I'm, like, late. I'm late.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Don't us.

[Kyle]

It's not going to be wet.

[Titus]

Us.

[Eddie]

Don't us. Don't us. Don't us. Yes. Oh, yes.

[Kyle]

No, we want to.

[Eddie]

No. For Brandon tomorrow.

[Dave]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

So, bro,

[Lucas]

See you tomorrow.

[Katic]

Love you guys.

[Eddie]

Bye.