We Air Out Our Grievances at the First Ever Hater's Ball | The Yak 2-18-26

Summary

The Yak – "We Air Out Our Grievances at the First Ever Hater's Ball"

Date: February 18, 2026
Host & Crew: Big Cat (Dan Katz), KBNoSwag (Kyle Bauer), Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sasquatch, Kate, Steven Cheah, special appearances from Barstool staff & guests

Episode Overview

The Yak crew hosts the inaugural "Hater's Ball," dedicating nearly the entire show to listing and riffing on their most petty, irrational, or deep-seated hatreds. The theme is humorously self-indulgent, cathartic, and highly relatable, inviting listeners to join in sharing their own "hate lists." Participants take turns venting about their biggest and smallest grievances, from foods and public behaviors to pop culture, sports rituals, and the mundane annoyances of daily life.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Setting the Hater’s Ball Mood

[00:39–02:01]

• The group establishes the theme and jokes about "dressing up" for the occasion, with Kate being the only one in costume.
  • Memorable moment: Kate dresses according to the graphic, but nobody else does.
    • “I feel like you all dressed up for occasion and no one else does in the room. That would really, really fucking suck, Kate.” – Panel, [01:47]
• Big Cat assures the group: "I'm gonna hate. Yeah, I'm gonna hate." [02:01]

2. Pre-Hate Banter: Gym Talk & College Fraternity Incident

[03:33–10:11]

• Brief updates on the crew’s "workout group" (and some skipping it).
  • “We’re teetering on a flash mob.” – Big Cat [03:47]
• Lively discussion of a viral Iowa fraternity police video: pledges refuse to take blindfolds off for cops, who try to break the hazing ritual.
  • "This dude is just a huge misunderstanding... His brotherhood means more than anything in my life." – Big Cat [07:02]
  • Ethical debates about showing the video; the humor of the situation.

3. Launching the Hate Lists / Hater’s Ball Proper

[11:20–...]
Participants go around the table sharing and riffing on their lists of things they hate, leading to deep dives, tangents, and raucous group discussion.

A. Food and Restaurant Grievances

• Mangoes:
  • “I fucking hate mangoes. The mouth feel is weird...My kids love mangoes. They try to get me to eat it every night and I say, no, I hate mangoes.” – Big Cat [12:31]
• High-end vegetable appetizers, soup-of-the-day elitism, restaurant specials delivered orally and not on paper, lack of menu prices/pictures, cold butter, market price, and charging for bread/butter.
  • “If you just give me crackers...I came to a restaurant. I want bread.” – Big Cat, [16:20]
• “Charging for bread and butter. Yeah, oh, I mean, this one's not even a debate, but...super cold butter when it's rock hard.” – Big Cat [15:58]

B. Life/Pet Peeve Lists

• Waiting in line, cover charges, reverse loyalty programs, gas-powered leaf-blowers, and “overly friendly”/obstructionist drivers.
  • “I have no patience. It's not even a patience issue. It's just like, I feel like cattle.” – Titus [60:14]
• Bad Uber drivers, menu annoyances, “people who text hey,” automatic car doors confusion.
  • “I hate when somebody texts me ‘hey’. Just say exactly what you want.” – KB [38:38]
• Geese (as an overprotected menace), migratory bird act, group texts, and notifications.
  • “We've made them [geese] too comfortable...Every time I'd walk by, they just hiss at you.” – Big Cat [36:25]

C. Pop Culture/Media/Sports

• Tracy Morgan “not funny," sideline reporters are pointless, Kenny Chesney "just talks not sings," ESPN app, and complaints about trophy designs in sports.
  • “Sideline reporters. They're pointless...What's the point? I don't want to know what a coach thinks after halftime.” – Brandon Walker [19:31]
• The X in X-ray ("We accepted that it's just an X-ray. We should have questioned that, pissed me off." - KB [23:27])
• Pantone color hatred (397), TV remotes with unnecessary buttons, comic grievances about men’s Halloween costumes.

D. Group Participation: Extended Hate Lists

Throughout the episode [starting ~28:32 and again at 59:50, then 104:06 and 105:54+]

• Multiple staff and guests—Danny, Z, Chuck, etc.—join to share their “hate” rapid-fire, including:
  • Thank you cards, fake balconies, car alarms, goose sh*t in parks, NPCs in Pokémon, bad font kerning, Mariah Carey’s “seasonal” boobs, truffle oil in everything, paper straws, muted group chats, forced group texts, and more.
• Open mic for staff and listeners to come share their hate lists at the “podium.”

E. Meta Moments/Reflection

• Many reflect on how cathartic/shamelessly enjoyable it is to vent these trivial and major hates aloud.
  • “Does it feel therapeutic? ...This is actually kind of how I live my life.” – Brandon Walker [23:02]

4. Notable Quotes & Moments

• On hating geese and their legal privileges:
  • “We had to rebuild our lives around this bird just because we can't touch it.” – Danny [35:55]
• On sideline reporters:
  • “They're two minutes behind everything else. What's the point? He's not going to tell you anything.” – Brandon Walker [19:35]
• On group texts and leaving them:
  • “I like leaving the chat though for like inconsequential reasons... Someone just says something you don't like, you just out.” – Big Cat [57:34]
• On certifying your sexuality by age 30:
  • “In life you get to a certain age that you should have to pick which lane you're going in. And you can't just keep switching back and forth in lanes.” – Big Cat [102:54] (delivered humorously)
• On the ESPN app:
  • “Never keeps you signed in...No matter how many times you log in.” – Brandon [20:41]
• On menu pet peeves:
  • “Hand me the specials. Let me see it. When they buzzsaw through the specials, I'm never ordering it.” – Big Cat [14:34]
• On group text side-chats:
  • “I assume every group chat has a side-off-center.” – Sas [58:49]
• On minting cultural knowledge:
  • “Geography...should just be called the world, dude.” – KB [72:40]
• On Reddit:
  • “It’s just a bunch of people bitching all the time. Then they think that’s the majority of people.” – Big Cat [86:28]

5. Lightning Round Hates from Staff and Listeners

[105:54–end]

• Extended open-mic where staff (and listeners) share rapid-fire hate lists:
  • Running shoes with jeans, sharing beds, oblivious sidewalk groups, parents hiding kids’ faces with emojis, open bars closing at weddings, thigh tattoos, umbrella-wielders in NYC, late night Jimmys (Fallon/Kimmel), fast food inflation, QRs replacing real menus, credit scores being opaque, delayed PJ flights ("private jets"), hating manatees, excessively firm handshakes, and dirty showers.
• Several meta picks (e.g., hating people who hate more intensely than they love, people who walk slow, or unsalted butter).

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Sample Segment Timestamps

• [12:31] – Big Cat launches his hate list with “I fucking hate mangoes.”
• [14:34] – "I hate anytime they give me the specials via word of mouth..."
• [17:23] – Merge lanes, pickup lines at school, and traffic etiquette.
• [19:31] – "Sideline reporters...pointless."
• [36:25] – Extensive riffing on protected migratory birds, especially geese.
• [54:46] – Hating drawstrings that get stuck in waistbands/hoods.
• [86:28] – "I hate Reddit."
• [95:02] – “I hate passwords...Everything should be facing id.”
• [105:03] – List of listener and staff hate items begins.

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Tone & Banter

• Language: Boldly irreverent and honest, filled with the Yak’s signature blend of comedic exaggeration, self-deprecation, and camaraderie.
• Energy: High-spirited, energetic, with group riffs and inside jokes.
• Self-awareness: Many recognizes their own "hate" as irrational or petty, often adding, "This is my hate, make your own list."

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Notable Quotes (by Timestamp & Speaker)

• “[I fucking hate mangoes...My kids love mangoes. They try to get me to eat it every night and I say, no, I hate mangoes.]”
  — Big Cat, [12:31]

• “[Sideline reporters. They're pointless. They never find out information. They're two minutes behind everything else.]”
  — Brandon Walker, [19:31]

• “[We had to rebuild our lives around this bird just because we can't touch it.]”
  — Danny, [35:55], on geese

• “[Geography...should just be called the world, dude.]”
  — Kyle (KB), [72:40]

• “[I hate passwords. Everything should be facing id.]”
  — Big Cat, [89:10]

• “[You only get people who waste nuts, right?]”
  — KB, [145:32]

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Listener Takeaways

• The Hater's Ball is both a cathartic exercise and a comedic set piece—celebrating the trivial, the irrational, and all the petty annoyances that come with daily life.
• The Yak fosters an environment where participants can openly (and often absurdly) articulate minor and major dislikes, while remaining tongue-in-cheek and giving each other space to riff and push back.
• By the end, the episode is both hilarious and weirdly unifying, as everyone—hosts, staff, and listeners—find something they agree to hate.

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Suggested Must-Listen Segments

• [12:31–20:00] – Launching and heated riffing on food, restaurants, soup, and etiquette.
• [36:20–38:00] – The Great Geese Rant / Migratory Bird Act
• [57:34–59:10] – Group text etiquette and leaving chats
• [72:40–73:51] – Geography should be “the world”
• [86:28–88:30] – Reddit: "the dumbest site"
• [104:06–110:00+] – Yas and listeners venting; open hate mic

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Summary

The Yak’s “Hater’s Ball” brings the whole cast together in (mostly) good-natured, riotous complaint, inviting both crew and listeners to air their biggest (and smallest) grievances in an annual festival of hate. From mangoes to the ESPNs app, from paper straws to passwords, the range is as broad as it is relatable. In other words: a definitive Yak classic.

Transcript

[A]

Hey, yak listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube Prime. Members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[B]

Hello, it's a yak. It's the haters ball. Welcome in stbluecoffee.com St Blue Coffee, ready to drink. Cans, whole beans, grounds. K cups. Where did Nick go?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

What? Kate, you're dressed for haters ball. What? What is that?

[D]

Well, I. Nobody else, Right?

[C]

Don't worry about the rest of us. What is that?

[B]

Yeah, no, no, we're not. We know no one else is, but what is that?

[D]

The graphic had you in a suit with a monocle, right?

[C]

We're not talking about him. What are you wearing?

[E]

We're not dressed for the haters Ball. We're asking, are you dressed for the haters Ball?

[B]

I went, nothing.

[D]

This morning. I'm a sassy man in Miami with one of those tiny, thin, little cigarettes, and I'm sitting at a cafe and I'm just going, yeah.

[C]

How often do they wear long undershirts?

[D]

Well, I go, I'm cold all the time. This isn't Miami. In reality, I genuinely thought I saw the graphic this morning. I was getting ready to come into work in a normal outfit. I saw the graphic. I was like, fuck the haters ball. And I threw this together, and then I come in here and everybody's.

[F]

No one did.

[D]

I fucking hate that.

[C]

There we go.

[D]

I hate that.

[E]

That would suck.

[D]

I feel like you all dressed up.

[E]

For occasion and no one else does in the room. That would really, really fucking suck, Kate.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, only you.

[C]

Only you.

[D]

Okay, well, I'm still gonna.

[B]

I'm gonna hate. Yeah, I'm gonna hate.

[E]

Can I start? Kate? Shirt.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, I got this for Pat at Goodwill.

[C]

You gave that to Pat?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Stay with you.

[A]

He's trapped.

[B]

So we have the haters ball. We're also watching Czechoslovakia versus Canada, which I just.

[C]

Chia Ch.

[B]

No, it's check.

[A]

Chia Czechia.

[B]

Whitney's so mad at me right now. He wants to kill me because I called. Because we had the yak about to start, and I. Four minutes left. I called Biz to rub it in, and then. Ch. Chia Chat.

[C]

Canada.

[B]

Czechia. Oh, Canada scored. Canada scored almost instantly after I called.

[C]

And. And you would, too. You'd be mad if somebody.

[B]

Yeah. Although this is not us verse. Canada.

[C]

No, it's not.

[B]

So there's a little bit of a difference. Like, Blutman is actually rooting for Canada.

[C]

And Blutman's crazy.

[B]

He's. He wants to play USA versus Canada.

[E]

Blumen's compromised too. He's got Canadian blood in him.

[A]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[C]

Yeah. Daddy Butman.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Huh.

[E]

He pretends like he's not, but he is a Canadian.

[A]

The out of Vanna White.

[E]

That's right.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

No way a Canadian pulled her.

[C]

Well, he did.

[E]

You look great, Kate. You look great.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Oh, wow. Wow. They don't like each other.

[B]

All right, so we got the haters ball. We'll wait for this game to be over. Can I. Can we talk about something else before we get into the hate list? Because I'm very excited for the show.

[C]

Our workout.

[B]

Well, yeah. Brain and I, two days in a row.

[A]

Done.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I didn't show up.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's fine. We said break your femur, dude. Yeah, it's fine. Listen, we did add someone today, so you can join. It's kind of a flash.

[C]

We're.

[B]

We're teetering on a flash mob.

[A]

It looked like that. It looked like the beginning.

[C]

That.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Look at that. Yes. Bang, bang.

[C]

I mean, that's working out, boys.

[B]

That's working out.

[A]

And Brandon, did you get better?

[C]

I did get better. I didn't finish all the way, but I didn't. I didn't miss as much as I did yesterday. I still ended up collapsed on the floor after the push ups.

[A]

If you want to participate at home, there is a full version on the YouTube channel now.

[C]

Yeah, there really is.

[B]

Yep. We put the full thing up there.

[C]

My wife texted me and she said, I did the workout with you guys this morning. And I was like, you weren't supposed to see that.

[B]

Oh, hell yes. She probably feels great now.

[C]

I guess she probably.

[B]

Hayden and I were both so sore this morning, which is so pathetic given the fact that we.

[C]

Then. Do we move?

[B]

We barely moved. We barely moved. But the other thing I want to talk about before. So this is. The game is going to go to overtime. Did you guys see. Did you guys see the. The frat at Iowa?

[F]

Of course.

[A]

Yes, I watched.

[C]

Okay. Can I.

[F]

Police footage.

[B]

Can I ask you a question?

[A]

I did not.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

That guy rocked. Right?

[F]

So I didn't watch the whole thing. There were two gentlemen.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Seem to be the heads of the frat.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

One who was completely careless and like a hood.

[B]

Like the guy. I would go to war with that guy. I know that. Sorry. So if you can find a tj. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[A]

Yeah. Should we. Why Miners Police What? Mine.

[C]

Not minors or college.

[B]

It was like a. It was a. It was a body cam.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's a. It's a body cam. It's not like a video that.

[E]

We know you guys. Good to see you.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

See you guys.

[B]

If you can make a compelling case. But what. What would be wrong?

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's. It's an investigation that happened a year ago.

[A]

Are you saying ethically or for YouTub restrictions? Ethically.

[B]

Ethically.

[C]

I think it's fine. It's on the Internet and like. Like, they are college students, right? They are.

[B]

All right, I'll just describe.

[E]

No idea what's.

[B]

I'll describe it. All right, I'll describe it. So there's a. I guess there was a hazing. This guy's just walking real close to us. Weird vibes. Yeah, we're just. Yep.

[E]

We're just talking about.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Show Haz video.

[F]

And where is that going? By chance? You. Is that hitting the gram or nothing?

[B]

Crazy.

[F]

I always wonder.

[A]

New Facebook.

[E]

See you guys. Take it easy.

[B]

A fire alarm goes off. That was very weird. A fire alarm goes off at an Iowa frat house. The cops show up. They come in, and they go down in the basement. And it's a bunch of pledges, I assume it was hell week, standing along the wall in the darkness with blindfolds on. And the cops are like, what the is going on here? And yells to all the guys, being like, take off your blindfolds. And the guys think it's just part of hell week. So they don't do anything. They don't listen to the cops at all. They just stand there, not moving, being like, we're not gonna this up. Like they're trying to trick us. And there's just one guy who's drinking a bush, light vaping. And the cops are like, who's in charge? He's like, our house daddy's not here right now. And they're like, can you do something to get. He's like, I'm not allowed to talk to him.

[E]

Like, this dude is just a huge misunderstanding.

[B]

He just. He just basically was like, I'm not telling the cops anything because my brotherhood means more than anything in my.

[C]

It's.

[A]

We can do this, right? They're not naked.

[B]

I don't know why we can't show up.

[F]

They were covered in, like. What were they covered in? Paint or food condiments.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I don't even know.

[E]

Huh.

[B]

And then the next day, the guy comes. Do you see the cops going to the guy's house. And he just was still.

[C]

He was like yeah.

[B]

This conversation's over. And then they put him under arrest.

[F]

The frat leader.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That was haunting.

[C]

What's going on?

[E]

Hey.

[A]

This stops here.

[E]

Guys.

[B]

They're not moving at all.

[A]

This is a police department. This stops here.

[B]

Who's in charge?

[C]

They're upstairs.

[A]

How about we stop? We start cleaning this up.

[B]

Everyone take their blindfolds off. Like one kid.

[C]

Huh?

[A]

Is that kid not going to get in?

[B]

I don't know. I've already given multiple commands to clear.

[A]

The room and get out of here.

[B]

But no one's moving. This kid's drinking a beer right there.

[A]

Apparently they're taking us pretty serious.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

You in charge you said? Still haven't found out who's in charge.

[B]

I want to ask for house dad.

[A]

Where's he at?

[D]

Summit.

[C]

Working at Summit.

[A]

Summit. That's cool.

[E]

So.

[A]

So obviously.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Lieutenants come in.

[F]

Okay. Cool. Yeah.

[A]

Definitely figure out why you wouldn't let.

[B]

Me pass you initially questionable.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Then none of the kids are moving. They're basically like we're not. Maybe this is a bus of a story.

[E]

I thought this is fascinating. I'm just unsure what I'm watching.

[A]

Mesmerized.

[B]

He's probably the guy in the white hoodie. The star of it commercial.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you guys know how the fire alarm got set off or just from it's manual? Here's the deal.

[B]

From what I mean voice.

[F]

His voice is gone from probably screaming at those.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[F]

Freshman.

[D]

Good point.

[A]

Yeah. I need to talk to people.

[B]

You call Summit.

[A]

Can I call Summit? Y. I'm not calling Summit.

[D]

I have no contact with Summit.

[F]

You hear me?

[A]

Not being very helpful. Everybody in here has any way to contact the guy that's in charge of this house. This is all going in their apartment. So we're only making the situation that much worse. I don't have no content. Okay. We need to find somebody that does.

[B]

No one does. He's a house dad.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

I don't even know what a house.

[A]

With him is that.

[E]

What's the. What's the police's business here?

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Fire alarm went off.

[B]

Fire alarm went in there just went down soon.

[A]

So they won Canada one or Canada one.

[B]

So mad at me.

[F]

Canada one.

[C]

They had such a. They had a point blank shot just seconds ago when they missed it.

[A]

Just seconds ago.

[C]

And that was a soft ass goal right there.

[E]

Damn.

[C]

Anyway. The house dad. Are you apologizing?

[B]

Let's just start the show.

[C]

Are you Apologizing to Whitney now.

[B]

Yeah. I said, can you come on PMT tomorrow? Let's just start the show.

[C]

I hope Lutman's happy fresh.

[B]

The vibes are off.

[A]

Let's get eyes on.

[B]

Well, we had the gate. Well, we had the game on. And then I. I brought up the frat thing, and then I was told maybe don't bring it up. And then I. I'm just off. Let's start over.

[E]

Picture.

[B]

Guy with the picture.

[A]

Oh, there's a picture.

[B]

Let's start over. Let's turn off this. I think we should turn this off.

[C]

Yeah, turn it off.

[B]

Distracted.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Let's start the whole show over.

[C]

It's time to hate.

[A]

Yeah, it's time to hate.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Tj, can you run the intro?

[D]

That's the right vibe for a haters ball.

[E]

David, flush it all.

[A]

3, 2.

[F]

Easy act.

[B]

Easy act.

[A]

You the robot.

[B]

That's a spicy meat boy.

[A]

Easy act.

[C]

Are you serious?

[B]

Easy act.

[A]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us. That was incredible.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Welcome in. It's the yak.

[C]

Hey.

[E]

Haters ball.

[B]

I hate those guys. Who took a picture of us.

[C]

Well, they might be spending a lot of money.

[B]

Oh, I love those guys.

[A]

Rock.

[B]

Those guys are awesome.

[E]

Before we get started, can I just point out Kate's the only person that dressed up for this?

[B]

Great job, Kate.

[A]

You look great.

[C]

Way to go, Kate.

[D]

Good initiative to care.

[F]

Separating yourself.

[E]

You the man, Kate. To give a man.

[C]

Really good, I guess.

[A]

Thought I didn't know how to dress hateful.

[C]

I didn't. Time to go get a black guy suit. Yeah, you did, because that's the haters ball.

[B]

I made a shirt that just says oh, but then I realized if I put this on, it's like, I don't know, it looks weird.

[A]

Yeah, like you're sending a deeper mess.

[B]

Supposed to be whimsical.

[D]

Hate.

[B]

This is fun.

[F]

Hate.

[B]

How do we want to start? Who wants to go? I want to get pissed off.

[C]

I brought 12.

[A]

I have 10.

[D]

I have a good amount. Okay, 10.

[B]

Should we just go? Kind of. Let's just bounce around because it's supposed to be riffing about it.

[C]

You don't do one.

[B]

Do you want me to piss you guys off? Right off the rip.

[C]

Who put up the podium?

[B]

That's for anyone who wants to come.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

All right.

[F]

I like that.

[D]

I hope people do.

[C]

All right. What you got?

[B]

I fucking hate mangoes.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

That's Kyle's favorite thing on earth.

[B]

I knew that would piss you off, Kyle. Wow. I hate it.

[C]

What do you hate about mango?

[B]

The mouth feel is weird.

[A]

What Mangoes and golden.

[B]

And they're not that good. They're not that good. They always got to be perfectly ripe. There's like a one second spot. You can get a mango. Otherwise it's just a wet slop. And then it's either too ripe or too hard or it's wet. Mouth feels. I hate mangoes.

[F]

You don't hate mango.

[B]

My kids love mangoes. They try to get me to eat it every night and I say, no, I hate mangoes.

[F]

This is what I hate. When people have extreme negative opinions on things that are just. They're at that on your list.

[C]

That's the whole point.

[B]

Point of this day.

[F]

That are at worst decent.

[C]

That's the whole point.

[B]

I hate mangoes. What are you going to do about it?

[F]

I hate higher end vegetable appetizers that everyone has to go crazy for.

[A]

Such as.

[B]

Ooh, okay, keep going.

[F]

Like we need the, the glazed rainbow carrots.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Oh, let's get the. The bacon.

[B]

Yes. Give me the calamari. I don't fucking need asparagus reduction.

[F]

Right?

[B]

Yes. That's great.

[C]

Okay, while we're restaurant hating, I've got a. I've got a restaurant.

[B]

I do too.

[C]

Restaurant soup of the day selections. If I get there, I think there are three acceptable soup of the day soup du jour selections. They are loaded. Baked potato clam chowder or broccoli cheddar. I don't want your minestrone. I don't want your Italian wedding soup.

[B]

So fat.

[E]

What is this?

[A]

Shows the three fat.

[C]

I'm hating.

[E]

What are you hating? I don't understand. You're hating.

[C]

I don't want. I don't want your Italian wedding. I don't want your tomato bisque. I don't want your little pussy ass soups. There are three acceptable soups of the day and they are clam chowder, baked potato and broccoli cheddar.

[E]

You're hating soup of the days that aren't those.

[A]

Those three.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, I. I apologize. I thought we were hating.

[A]

No, no, I'm just hating back.

[D]

We're hating on you.

[B]

Yeah. Are you on my restaurant one?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I fucking hate anytime they give me the specials. Via. Via word of mouth. Give me a piece of paper. Let me see the specials. When they come in and they buzz saw through the specials, I'm never ordering it. All right. If they said five things in 10 seconds and I don't know the prices and I don't know what's in Them. I'm never ordering, but what if they.

[C]

Put their soul into it?

[B]

No. Hand me.

[C]

They can sell it with their voice.

[B]

I went to a restaurant in the Cayman Islands. They had. They just had a big, like, chalkboard. They had like 10 of them. And every waiter would just go with chalkboard to the table. Be like, here are specials tonight. I could visually see it. Guess what? I ordered off the specials because I could read it. I hate when they just rip.

[F]

Rattle off. If we said three marine animals, 10 cities, different. Two different oceans.

[C]

Right?

[F]

Six condiments, five preparations. I don't know what I'm getting.

[B]

Right. I have no idea what I'm ordering. So I will not be ordering from.

[A]

Speaking of menus, I don't like when menu. I hate when menus don't have the dollar sign.

[C]

It's.

[A]

It's pompous on purpose.

[F]

Just put it in dangling. 12.

[E]

12.

[A]

What do you.

[B]

When menus don't have pictures.

[A]

Pictures are.

[F]

That's fat.

[A]

Yeah, that's fat.

[E]

Also joking. Market price.

[A]

Yeah, market price.

[E]

You tell me the price. You're the market. You are the market. I'm not in the market. You're the market. You're. You're the ones that live in this space.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

You figure out the price. That's what I say.

[B]

This feels good. It feels good.

[A]

Charging for bread and butter.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, I mean, this one's not even. This one's not even a debate, but. But like, super cold butter when it's, like, rock hard.

[E]

That's unspreadable butter.

[B]

Here's one from restaurants. Well, I hate when they give you crackers instead of bread.

[A]

They do cracker? Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Like, where it'd be like a bread stick and like.

[A]

Dude, oyster cracker, fine if it's.

[B]

If there's a cracker in the bread bowl. But if you just give me crackers. I'm not. I came to a restaurant. I want crackers.

[A]

That's bird food.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate how nice restaurants will only give you the one fancy napkin because you're supposed to put it on your lap. But what if I get sauce on my hand that I'm supposed to wipe it off using that napkin and then put it back on my lap? They never even give you any spare napkins.

[D]

What if I have gum in my mouth? Where do I put it?

[A]

Exactly.

[D]

That's a nice restaurant.

[C]

Feel like you could just ask for.

[A]

An extra napkin, but then they'll give you a whole other cutlery set. They don't even give you the cloth alone. They don't even give you a napkin. Yeah, you're on your own with that.

[C]

Sure. Sure.

[A]

I hate really elevated restaurant boots.

[F]

Why?

[A]

Okay, there's a split second. I end up on all four. Compromising position.

[C]

Okay, this is.

[A]

Okay, we're starting to.

[B]

We're starting to hum here. Do you. Does someone want to just. Maybe we just go list by list. You want to start, Brandon?

[A]

List by list?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

All right. Do you want.

[B]

We can talk about each item.

[C]

You want hottest first or just build up to hottest. I have a hottest.

[B]

Mine's in no order.

[C]

When two lanes are about to become one and the drivers insist on doing hero ball and they don't just merge in, they go all the way to the end of the lane. Try to. Try to beat everybody. When you can see for a half a fucking mile that we're about to come down to one lane, why don't you go ahead and get over now?

[B]

It's when you see it. When you can see it and you're like, you're just doing this to be a dick.

[C]

You're just doing it to be a dick.

[B]

Yeah. Yep.

[C]

I hate that guy. I hate the first people in the school pickup line. There are people that get to pick up lines two hours in advance. Why. Why are you getting there? Why are old people. 2 hours? School pickup line. You haven't had to experience it yet. There are people that get to the school pickup line two hours in advance.

[E]

So they like, get. They like, wake up early.

[C]

Say they have to be there first.

[E]

Every have to like, they want to beat the traffic. Say they just like, get in.

[C]

There are people that will in front of a school for an hour and a half to two hours just so they can be the first to pick up their.

[E]

Do they sleep on their couch as they. In their studio as they wait for the pick up their kid?

[C]

Or do they know what. No, this afternoon pickup. Afternoon pickup. Pickup. Not drop off, pickup.

[E]

I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm talking about Brandon Walker.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

I'm talking about.

[C]

I'm gonna do it.

[A]

Easy, Brandon.

[C]

Tracy Morgan.

[A]

Come on.

[C]

He's not funny. Outside of like 35 scenes on 30.

[A]

Rock, the Google yourself scene is the best.

[C]

Just because he talks like this. That's not funny. Tracy Morgan's never been funny. Tracy Morgan's not funny.

[A]

Get out of frame.

[C]

We all have to pretend Tracy Morgan's funny.

[E]

All right, so hate day's been ruined.

[B]

No, listen. That's your hate. You can do whatever you want.

[C]

This is hate day, is it not?

[A]

Have you laughed at Tracy Morgan 30.

[C]

Rocky had a couple good ones, okay. But he's made the whole plane out of that 30.

[E]

Those Saturday night Live didn't do it for you?

[C]

Not really, no. Brian Fellows was okay. I. Tracy Morgan's not funny. Have y' all seen the previews for that new show he's in? It looks terrible.

[A]

What's the previews for the new show?

[C]

Reggie Dinkins. He's a funny.

[A]

Reggie Dinkins laugh right away.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

Tracy Morgan, he's going to be hilarious as Reggie Dink.

[C]

Tracy Morgan is not funny. And everybody pretends that he is.

[B]

Okay, keep going. I like this. This is good. Doesn't it feel good to just start yelling?

[C]

Sideline reporters. They're pointless.

[B]

Wow. They are even.

[C]

They are even. They are absolutely pointless. They never find out information. They're two minutes behind everything else. What's the point? I don't want to know what a coach thinks after halftime. I saw the fucking game. He's not going to tell you anything.

[B]

Wow, Stephen.

[A]

I mean, that's a fair take with silent. I like the.

[B]

You like.

[A]

Like the eye candy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm sure your unnecessary roughness. Co host does not like that.

[C]

She knows my take, and we're comfortable with our disagreement on that. Kenny Chesney, he doesn't sing. He just talks. He is awful. I hate Kenny Chesney.

[B]

Yes. Good job, Brandon.

[C]

People that don't wave to you when you traffic, if you let somebody get in front of you and they don't throw up their hand, just. I just let you in, man. Throw me a hand.

[A]

Kenny Chesney.

[C]

Kenny Chesney.

[D]

I think he's a nice man.

[C]

You don't know him, Kate.

[F]

You don't like his music?

[C]

I don't like. He just talks.

[A]

Sam Hunt is a talk country singer.

[C]

I don't listen to Sam Hunt. Who is Sam Hunt?

[A]

Bartender says, better pony up.

[C]

We're shutting down ESPN's app. It is the worst app in the world.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Never keeps. You signed in?

[B]

I have to every.

[C]

No matter how many times you log in. And then you log in and then you click on what you're going to play. Going to go watch. And it's like, well, you didn't log in, right?

[B]

Preach.

[C]

ESPN's app is terrible.

[B]

Preach.

[F]

All right.

[B]

This feels good.

[E]

What's the. What do you use for the app?

[B]

What?

[C]

What do you mean?

[B]

The actual app? You have to, like on the tv.

[C]

You got to log into the.

[B]

Oh, I'm on my phone every time I try to watch a game.

[E]

Like, what is I'm being said I've Never once downloaded ESPN's app.

[C]

Really?

[E]

What?

[C]

It is so.

[B]

On your phone.

[E]

No, what is the app?

[C]

It's where you watch all the games that aren't on ESPN proper.

[E]

Don't you have YouTube? Yeah, but you can watch.

[B]

Oh, like the E.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You do. You do a sports show with this guy?

[C]

I don't wanna, but, but for games that aren't on the, like, proper.

[B]

Oh, like I bet Columbia, Princeton. I want to watch it.

[E]

Oh, I got you.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

The only way I, I, I just watch what's on ESPN.

[B]

Yeah. Rhode Island, St. Louis last night. I watched the end of that camp game. I, It's a, it's you. You have a gambling problem. If you have to watch. And I do.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[E]

I thought, I thought you were like, reading their articles. No, the app was like, I want to see what?

[B]

No. So you can watch all the ESPN plus games and it logs you out. It seems like every hour. Like, I'll watch something at 5 o' clock and then I'll try to watch something at 8 o' clock and be like, you haven't logged in. And I don't. I have something for logins.

[C]

By the way. I have two more.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Anyone who leaves their shopping cart anywhere but the corral or walking it back into the store, I walk it back into the store 100% of the time. I am that responsible of a person. If you leave it anywhere but the corral or the store, Fuck you. Lastly, the thing I hate the most. Squash. The vegetable.

[E]

Whoa.

[F]

Oh.

[C]

Mostly the game. I hate squash. Squash is stupid.

[B]

Okay. Kind of like my mango take. I agree. No mangoes and squashes.

[D]

Mango jello shots are the best.

[B]

You like, you like. You like gourds. You're a gourd guy.

[F]

I think mango is just the best fruit.

[A]

It's just not perfect.

[B]

Strawberry oranges, watermelon squash.

[E]

I could coach you to like it, Brandon.

[B]

Pineapple.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So much better than mango.

[D]

That was a good list, Brandon.

[B]

Does it feel therapeutic?

[C]

Yeah, it felt great.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This is actually kind of how I live my life.

[B]

Anyway, it's kind of fun.

[A]

You were natural at that, right?

[B]

Kb Would you like to go?

[E]

I think we made a mistake letting Brandon go first.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You.

[A]

You've been compiling this for too long. I should go last.

[B]

Okay, I can go last.

[A]

I'll go.

[C]

You have to scroll on your list.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate that we don't know what the X stands for. An X ray.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

Yeah. We never asked. It's a guy that made a machine that could see your bones. Called it an X ray. And we don't know what the X stands for. We just went with it. With it. We accepted that it's just an X ray. We should have questioned that. Pissed me off.

[B]

That did. Now it pisses me off.

[A]

I hate that the band Train chose Train as their name. I can't say that I'm listening to Train.

[C]

But you do listen to Train.

[A]

Train's good. They chose Train.

[F]

They did. Yeah. I never thought about that.

[A]

I hate downtown Houston. It's a slap in the face to God.

[B]

Facts. Everything is a. What's it called? What's the road?

[A]

Everything's like a round access road.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Service room.

[D]

See that post where somebody opened their back patio and it was. That whole view was just. It was roundabout.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's.

[D]

Yeah. Houston.

[A]

That's the first time I've realized mankind is a plague. I hate TV remotes with the built in streaming platform buttons at the bottom. My current TV remote has the Crackle button access. Crackle. You know, many times I accidentally hit Pluto tv. I have Crackle, Pluto tv, Netflix, Hulu, hbo, and then I heart radio built in buttons. Ridiculous.

[C]

I have those buttons and I. I go to Netflix all the time. I've never used Button.

[A]

No, you don't use it.

[C]

I just go to the home and then find it.

[A]

This one's for the real losers. I hate the NPC Mindy in Pokemon Diamond. Who trades you a haunter with an Everstone on it? If you get it, you'll get it. Don't like racism. Oh, Brandon, you didn't have that. Big Boy from Rugrats. If you guys recall Big Boy, it's the identical. It was the fictional adoptive brother of Angelica Pickles. Scared the out of me as a kid.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Big Lips.

[F]

He actually was a war hero now.

[A]

Yeah. Hate Big Boy.

[B]

Yeah. Big Boy's scary.

[A]

I hate the spacing between the N and the I and the Nivea logo. It's too big. It's way too. It's way too big. Gap. And for. For a beater like me. You're always staring at it.

[C]

What?

[F]

Space.

[A]

Look at the spacing between N and I compared to all the other letters.

[B]

You're right. Also, the edge N, that's a Z.

[C]

Isn't that just to average out the space that the V needs at the bottom?

[A]

No, it's. Look at the top kerning. It's. I don't like it. I don't like it. All they should just. That's just A slant.

[B]

Is that a Z?

[A]

It could be.

[B]

It looks like a Z now.

[A]

It's got some real pointy. Well, it's an N. No, it's a sideways Z. The gap is too big. There could have been some sort of treatment they've done or put a spike on the top of the right end to like get it closer to the eye.

[C]

I agree. That's just spacing to deal with. How big?

[B]

No, this is good.

[F]

A little bit too. Yeah.

[A]

Every other letter has a small. It's. It's bad kerning. I hate men's Halloween costumes that are a blue collar job combined with a sexual innuendo like camel toeing or morning wood lumber.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Under the hood mechanics. Yeah, every dude that does that just has big biceps. Never been funny.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And then I. My. I hate Pantone 397.

[B]

Whoa.

[F]

Wow.

[A]

In those.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Yeah, that. I've been keeping that one in for a really long time.

[B]

That one.

[C]

Salt on it.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Oh, that's gross.

[F]

Horrible color.

[B]

It's bile.

[A]

Yeah, it's bio.

[E]

What.

[A]

What is that for?

[D]

That is exact bile color.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't know.

[D]

After case race. That's what's.

[A]

I don't know what that's.

[F]

That is maybe the worst color. Yeah.

[A]

So if like the Nivea logo was that color. Oh, I'm done for. I'm toast. It's the color of reptar.

[E]

No.

[C]

Is it?

[A]

It looks like the tongue after a Reptar bar. Okay, perhaps we can compromise on that.

[C]

Thanks, Danny.

[A]

That's my 8 list is 10 I like.

[D]

Good list.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Good list. The Nivea thing is gonna bother just.

[F]

A little too big of a space.

[B]

It's way too big.

[A]

It's way too big of a space.

[B]

Way too big.

[C]

I think you're being a little bit of a curmudgeon there. I think that space makes a lot of sense.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Does that not feel good?

[A]

I could fix it. It feels pretty good. I'm like now, but now I'm just waiting for backlash.

[C]

Why don't you fix it? I will fix the niv cares about the backlash.

[B]

This is your hate list.

[A]

If they the Nivea heads are going to be up my ass.

[B]

The hate list is the haters ball. Is things you personally hate. Disagree. Make your own hate list.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Yeah, you're right. And put me on it. Yeah, put me on it.

[B]

Put your list on it. Okay. Let me do an ad and then Danny, you want to go blue diamond almonds and more flavorful Nut mix, mixed nuts, leveled up almonds, cashews and pistachios. And three signature Blue diamond flavors. Honey roasted Smokehouse Roasted sea salt Smokehouse is my personal favorite. Freshness guaranteed. 5 grams of protein per serving. Other mixed nuts are stale, bland. They can't match Blue Diamond's flavor and freshness. Upgrade to the flavorful nut mix. Blue diamond almonds and more Blue diamond almonds.

[C]

Can I slide one in real quick?

[B]

Yeah. No. This is a. This is a ever evolving episode.

[C]

I hate that Blood Moon's rooting for Canada.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, do that.

[C]

Because he was doing that. Like, I want to beat the best. No, I want the gold medal. Okay. And I want Canada to lose in humiliating fashion. I'm American, God damn it.

[B]

Yeah. I hate to I I that up. And Whitney's gonna be so mad at me for a really long time. But we weren't playing Canada. Yeah, I did have to get a shot in before the act started, though.

[C]

Yeah. Probably bad timing if somebody did that to you.

[B]

Yeah, I know. But also, our team wasn't playing.

[C]

Yeah, sure. Also, they're just playing golf.

[B]

And also, it's the quarterfinals. It wasn't the final.

[C]

Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.

[B]

But I do take blame for that.

[F]

I find it impossible to hate Canada. Oh. I find them just to be so unhateable. Not necessarily lovable, but just so culturally similar to us. Yeah. But with maybe more likable traits.

[E]

I agree with this.

[F]

Like, there's.

[B]

Yeah, no, I kind of agree.

[E]

I agree. You can't.

[B]

Really hard.

[F]

Even when I love the USA and I root for them, I just feel nothing in my soul that is angry toward Canada.

[B]

You try to muster up hate, and it's hard.

[E]

The closest you get to hating is just like, mocking. You're like, laughing.

[F]

You just make. You kind of.

[E]

You don't.

[B]

And then they usually like, ah, that's funny.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And hockey is the thing that they're best at, that their culture is built around, and we want to take that from them.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's kind of mean of us. It's mean. It is very.

[C]

But it would be funny.

[E]

Are we the baddies?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We're the baddies.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[B]

The baddies. Danny. What are you guys.

[C]

What are y' all doing?

[E]

I'm cheering for Canada.

[C]

I think you guys are hating us.

[E]

Wait a second.

[C]

This isn't self loathing day. It's hate day.

[A]

I would. I wouldn't mind doing a can't hate list, try as you might.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hate them.

[B]

All right, Danny, what do you got?

[A]

So I was. I was looking through my closet, trying to see what a hater might wear.

[C]

Oh. Oh. Oh.

[A]

So first, I feel like a lot of haters. You go on their profile picture, they're just a guy wearing a. A jersey as casual attire. More specifically, a bulls rondo jersey.

[B]

Yeah. Still don't have an iron, by the way.

[A]

Yeah, Danny. Well, you'll see why. You'll see why, because these sleeves are very old. And I kept thinking, I thought a lot of haters probably just have their own problems going on at home. And then I found this.

[B]

Make a wish.

[A]

Is that yours? Yeah, this is mine.

[F]

Oh, my.

[C]

No way.

[A]

Did Corel touch that? I think they gave it to me after, but we could say he did. We could say he did. All right, I'm gonna start off. I hate thank you cards, both as the receiver and the sender. It is already implied that you are thankful. You guys have probably had to write them for your wedding. Probably 300 of them. There's no purpose to them. It's just junk mail for everyone, both sides.

[F]

Yeah, it's implied. I feel bad for the senders. That's a tedious task.

[A]

It is.

[E]

What about an individual thank you card? What about, you did something nice for me and I slip a card on your desk?

[A]

I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that. But for a wedding, it doesn't matter how good or bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Talking about the mass thank yous.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I usually include on baby shower gifts and wedding gifts. I go part of the gift. Do not send me a thank you. It's like, that's one less you have to do. But on the inverse side, there's times I've sent stuff where I'm like, did they get it? I don't know, because you don't hear anything.

[B]

You forgot about that, Danny.

[E]

You're right.

[A]

You're right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, I agree that they got it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't need. I don't need more paper to throw.

[A]

It should be, like, a new norm. There's no, like.

[D]

Just text me a quick, like, thanks. Like, that's all I need. I don't need a letter.

[F]

And, Danny, I would wear that shirt everywhere.

[A]

Yeah, you would have gotten Jackie so much steak dinner.

[F]

Like a. I'll think about it. I.

[A]

It's turned yellow, but moving on. It's really tight on you. So you were. I mean, you were at this when I was 16. Moving on. Juliet's balconies either commit to being a full balcony or a baby Agreed.

[B]

That is so lame.

[A]

This is a specific metal bars in.

[B]

Front of a window.

[A]

It's like you have a door in your master that opens up and it's just a gate.

[C]

Oh, it's a fake balcony.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It's not a real balcony.

[F]

Okay. I hate that.

[A]

The alert sound. Got it.

[B]

Yeah, that's a balcony.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, if you're pressed for space.

[B]

No, then just don't do a balcony.

[A]

Press for space. You can go outward.

[D]

Or give me a balcony.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just build a balcony.

[D]

Make it like four feet long.

[B]

Half measure.

[A]

They look like too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The alert sound that your Uber driver gets when he has another ride coming in. I think that's the new worst noise than hearing the iPhone alarm in public. And they they'll never turn it off. It's the whole ride. Car alarms rarely are they going off because someone is robbing your car. Never.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Never.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

And you never assume it's your car.

[C]

They only go off.

[A]

Wait it out. And if you live downtown, that thing is going off for two hours until the owner. That car probably is.

[B]

Do you know what Zach is doing right this second?

[A]

What's he doing right this second?

[B]

He's having a meeting with his building because when he left for vacation last week, he forgot to unplug his alarm.

[A]

The really loud alarm. Oh, how long did that go for?

[B]

I think it goes off for an hour each time.

[A]

Oh, every day.

[F]

If I had a gun, I would shoot his door down. Shoot his alarm clip.

[A]

How long was he gone for?

[B]

He was gone for five days. And he said that the building emailed, like, the whole building being like, hey, just so you know, you can't have.

[C]

Your alarm going off all hours.

[B]

And Zach replied all to everyone by accident.

[A]

Oh, they all know it's it.

[C]

What time was his alarm set for?

[B]

Probably like 10.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So that's okay. But. Yeah.

[A]

What does the TJ do you have a video of the bomb alarm?

[C]

What does that sound?

[A]

Do we know what it sounds like? It can't be quiet. I don't know which one he uses. I could text him. Oh, Hein is like, horrendously loud. That I would like. It would. It would. Would. It would wake up the neighbors if it was going off for an hour.

[C]

Was he late again?

[B]

No, this was. He was fine.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

He.

[B]

He did tell a story on pmt, though. They were on Tuesday, everyone was leaving for vacation, and Hank was in the TSA line. And Zach, he saw Zach, like, scrambling, like, running around. So Hank let him cut because he was Like. Like, geez, he's gonna miss his flight. Zach goes through Hank, goes to the bar, gets two beers, a pizza, hangs out, then goes to his gate. And Zach's just standing there. They're on the same flight. Zach. Zach was so nervous that he was gonna miss. He was an hour early to boarding, and he thought that maybe the plane gets there early. We forget that he is. He had not taken a plane as an adult up until nine months ago. He just hadn't traveled on planes.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

So, yeah, he's learning it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, Keep going.

[A]

I hate when rappers release a song for radio that has a lot of cursing in it. You know, what's going on radio. But there's pause every other second.

[B]

Good call.

[A]

I dislike. Hate the. I hate the migratory bird act. It protects birds way too much. Wait a damn second.

[B]

Yes. Now we're getting to the good stuff.

[A]

This is getting. This is.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Last year, we had a goddamn goose in the Wrigley bleachers. We couldn't even touch it. We had to adjust the game around this goose. We had to completely let it be because of the migrants. No, I mean, you can't touch it if chewing doesn't work.

[C]

You're.

[A]

We have to rebuild our lives around this bird just because we can't touch it.

[B]

You're right.

[E]

Geese shouldn't be protected.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Geese are.

[C]

And they're everywhere.

[E]

Yeah. They should not be.

[A]

And it's like, if it was a squirrel, no problem. We'll kill that thing if there was a rat. Anything else, House?

[B]

There was a family of geese by my old apartment in Brooklyn that he just. The. The goose had all its babies right on the path.

[A]

We've made them too comfortable.

[B]

And we just. Every time I'd walk by, they just hiss at you.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It's like, dude, this is our path.

[C]

They think they were on.

[A]

I think we can all say as a show birds, right, Kate?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Migratory birds. I'm.

[D]

I'm stunned.

[A]

Why?

[D]

If they get rid of that act, then they're all stunned. The buildings and everything.

[C]

Wait, that act is keeping them from slamming at the building?

[B]

Probably.

[D]

It's probably why the buildings are darker at night.

[A]

That act is the reason why they're so comfortable coming up to you and hissing at you.

[C]

Yeah, we've cuddled.

[D]

Think that was fun?

[B]

No, we let the geese think they run the show.

[A]

I hate when you go to a nice park and it's just all goose ships.

[B]

You should be allowed to just kill a goose.

[C]

They so much. There's good Everywhere.

[B]

You should be allowed to kill a goose only by.

[A]

Only by hand.

[E]

They get in the road and they won't. You're. You're just all up on them and they don't even. Even flinch.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And you just have to sit there.

[B]

And wait for walk.

[E]

Have you ever seen you have wings.

[C]

And they got famous forever.

[B]

Have you ever seen a goose's tongue? They have razors on their tongue.

[A]

Gooses have razor tongue.

[B]

They have razor tongue. Show a goose's tongue.

[C]

Have we amended this? Just hating geese or.

[D]

I don't hate them.

[C]

But what.

[D]

What do they do?

[A]

Treated like vermin.

[D]

And like, are they doing anything good?

[B]

No, they don't do.

[A]

And we're not really geese like we used to are.

[B]

Look at that. Oh, that's a razor tongue.

[A]

Cuz that's what Tiny Tim.

[B]

Look at that thing. Yeah, that's what a goose is rocking with. We should be protected from knives on their tongue.

[A]

Geese used to be a Christmas dish, right?

[C]

I can't even touch them.

[F]

Holy.

[B]

Great, hideous.

[A]

Great, great hate. Thank you. Post credit scenes. Yeah. Don't make me wait. Yeah, especially most specifically, I'm not even talking about the Marvel, but have you seen Sinners? There was like a pretty important scene. Post credits. No one. No one sees that coming. No one's just gonna, you know, have the habit of waiting at every movie till the end of the credits. That hate that. I also hate people just responding.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Don't make me look at my phone.

[B]

Oh, okay. Period.

[A]

Yeah, I'm. I'm the oppos. Not the opposite. But I hate it when somebody texts me.

[F]

Hey.

[A]

Just say exactly what you want.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey is unnecessary.

[C]

I text you Hey. I say.

[A]

I say Brandon does that. Brandon does it. And Owen Roer does it.

[F]

Say your name.

[A]

Cody does it.

[C]

I always say hey and then. And then establish a conversation.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Don't love it.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

No, it's nothing.

[C]

No. Wow. Okay.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Just. Wow.

[A]

I'll make this my last one. Automatic car doors. We really haven't quite figured it out yet. You get into an Uber, you don't know whether to pull the thing. You don't whether know whether to back up five.

[D]

Well, they get mad at you sometimes.

[E]

So mad.

[A]

Next thing you know, the door is off the hinges, something's gone wrong. They have to push. There's a trunks as well.

[E]

There's a button that says door will open if you push this. And then there's a bunch of signs on the Uber that say do not push that button.

[F]

Right.

[E]

Right.

[F]

Why not?

[E]

And why Can't I just push it and get out of the door?

[A]

I'll do, like, an Uber's trunk if I'm, like, going to the airport, and then it just makes, like, the most grinding noise.

[B]

Yeah. Like. Oh, that's good list.

[A]

Good list, Danny.

[B]

Good list. Feel good?

[A]

Yeah, I feel a lot better.

[B]

Feel a lot better.

[A]

There's birds now.

[C]

Just real quick before we move on. I'm alone in my Tracy Morgan hate.

[A]

I can. I can see how you get tired of him.

[B]

I'm going to be on an island.

[C]

On a lot of. All right. All right, good.

[A]

I can see you can get tired of.

[E]

All right.

[A]

I guess I always figured, like, he had a lot more earlier in his career in order to have that reputation of being very funny, but he's had.

[D]

That horrible accident that he's made, and I.

[C]

And I. I'm glad he's okay. Glad he's okay. Okay. He wasn't funny before the accident.

[D]

I'm not sure. Does he do his own writing and stuff? I don't know.

[A]

Do you not like his delivery?

[C]

I don't think anything about it.

[B]

Is a big accident, like a.

[C]

Like a.

[B]

A sneaky, great thing for a career.

[A]

Yeah. Big Ben recover.

[D]

Everybody loves a comeback.

[B]

Well, no.

[A]

He got a free pass last year for the accident because he.

[C]

Barfed on the court during a playoff game.

[B]

Who?

[A]

Tracy Morgan.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. He barfed on the court.

[A]

Anyone that made fun of him was.

[B]

Like, he just had an accident. Yeah, you're right. Years ago.

[C]

Whatever.

[F]

Barf.

[B]

He's got free barfing. Barf. Barf.

[A]

What's up there with crap?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Barf.

[B]

All right. Kate, you want to go?

[D]

Sure.

[A]

Blow chunks.

[D]

Stop me at any time. Said this one yesterday, Jerry Jones, specifically, when he's, like, doing a big smile. It's made me uneasy since, like, 1996.

[A]

For.

[D]

Even before when I was a kid, before I knew he was, like, a neat guy. Had a lot going on.

[E]

Can I. Tj, can you pull up a picture of that just as a kid?

[D]

I just remember feeling Same with Tori Spelling. For whatever reason, ever since I was.

[C]

A kid, there's big mouth.

[D]

There's people where I'm like, ah. I just feel. I feel uneasy as. Yeah. As a kid. That just, like, haunted my.

[A]

There's no gums or lip. It's just tea.

[D]

We had this hotel near our house that for some reason had this giant cutout of Mickey Rooney's head on it. As a kid, it reminded me of that. And, like, just Me every time.

[A]

Hey, why did the hotel have a ch.

[D]

It was next to our bowling alley. Mickey. Mickey Rooney, like, owned a hotel near our.

[A]

But he put his face shitty in.

[D]

The middle of nowhere. I don't know why, but it reminded me of that. And it always made me. Gave me, like, the ick. So soft talkers in a loud setting. I. My ears are. I in the military. I. It was not cool to wear earplugs. So a lot of times you'd be blasting without earplugs in and whoops, turns out, not great. And now when I'm in a restaurant, if somebody's talking soft to me, I cannot. Cannot hear them at all. And after the fifth time of me going, sorry, can you say that again? I kind of hope that they pick up that they should talk louder, but they never do. And then I give up saying it because I feel weird. And then they're still talking and I'm just trying to read their face to know how to look. And then I can tell I'm missing cues. And then I have a ton of anxiety, and then I don't enjoy my dinner. Soft talkers.

[F]

Yep.

[C]

Fair.

[D]

And talk to me louder.

[F]

And then they don't raise their voice after you say, what?

[D]

Yes.

[F]

It's like they're beholden to this cool, soft energy that they're afraid to break free from.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Then you accidentally say, oh, that's crazy. To something that was. That is supposed to be.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Or a laugh.

[D]

Yes. So that happens to me in restaurants all the time. And then I'm just, like, sitting there like, I'm, like, panicking. Talk a little louder if it's, you know, push ups. I hate them.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

12 of them today. Yeah. It sucked.

[D]

I've different things. I don't mind. I've tried all different kinds of workouts. That's the one thing that every single time I'm like. I just hate them yellow jackets in the fall when they get really aggressive because it ruins all the outdoor stuff. You're, like, going to eat, like, an apple cider donut at the festival, and they're all over. They like.

[B]

That's kind of provocative towards the yellow jacket.

[D]

They don't do any.

[C]

No.

[B]

But an apple cider donut, like, you're asking for it.

[D]

True. That's true. I shouldn't have been eating that. In his defense.

[B]

He's gonna come.

[F]

You're.

[A]

You're teasing them.

[D]

They go after your kids. Your kids get sticky and they're like, chasing. I just. It ruins the fall for me because I don't deal with bugs.

[B]

Well, bees suck.

[A]

Here comes Kate and her sticky kids. A bunch of yellow jackets behind her.

[D]

All I do have little dirt babies. They are always like, like, yeah. Ice cream that doesn't have enough chunks in it whenever it claims to be like a, like my favorite example, I feel like 1 in every 10 pints of Haagen Dazs chocolate peanut butter has no peanut butter chunks in it. And I only buy that when I need it. When I like, when I really need to like fat out. And when I'm digging through it, I'm like, where the. The peanut butter chunks?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't think McDonald's is blending their McFlurries anymore.

[B]

What?

[A]

Cuz they just put a regular spoon and not the spoon that has the hole that like spun it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So if you've got like an Oreo or Eminem. Eminem McFlurry. It' on the top.

[E]

So they fill up the ice cream and then just put it on top and then give you a spoon.

[A]

That's I believe so.

[E]

What the.

[A]

They're lazy and it's in a paper cup now.

[C]

That's how you know when you rip open a good Sonic. It's. It's mixed all the way through. Get a bad sonic. Sometimes it's just at the top.

[D]

Just on the top. Brushing my teeth. Usually I hate it. I do it, but I hate it. I get my kids to bed and then I'm like, what if I just fell asleep with them? And I'm like, I gotta get up and brush my teeth. I just hate it.

[B]

You're kind of right on that.

[A]

I. I like brushing my teeth.

[E]

I don't like.

[A]

I feel so clean afterwards. It's like scratching an itch.

[D]

It's like the one thing in my day that I like, don't like.

[B]

Wait, one. One thing?

[A]

One thing in your day. Oh, you're brushing.

[B]

Are you brushing once or twice?

[D]

No, no, I don't mind it in the morning. I guess I should specify the one time a week.

[F]

All right, time for my monthly. Oh, it's Monday.

[A]

Alston has a single day brush.

[D]

Okay, evening. I'll say. I don't mind it in the morning. The evening. Toothbrushing.

[A]

Brushing is just imagine only brushing at night.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

This one was from when I was a kid. But I still think about it sometimes I get mad. I hated having to quit Nintendo to go to church. Me and my brother would be making gains on Mario and it didn't have a save feature at the time. And then we'd have to go to church. And I like.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Hated it. White dogs with the eye crust.

[B]

Oh, yeah, good one. The Pomeranians or whatever.

[D]

What's up with that?

[B]

The black eye crust.

[A]

That's bad.

[B]

Gross.

[D]

You'll all agree with me on this. Thongs. I do not get it. I tried back in my younger days.

[A]

I like to make us horny.

[E]

Talking about sandals, right?

[A]

Yeah. Better.

[B]

I like thongs.

[D]

What is the point? It's not comfortable. You're lying. You're lying if you say it's comfortable. Go ahead and jam your boxers up your ass crack.

[B]

No, we don't wear them.

[D]

No, there's zero shot. It's. There's no way you're enjoying it. What is it even doing for you? And some people say, well, I'm hiding my underwear line. Well, everyone knows you're wearing underwear, so.

[B]

Who cares if you have underwear throwing off the end? I think you're confused. Is what a thong is for. It's for us.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Not for you.

[C]

Comfortable.

[D]

I follow some lesbians on Instagram, and they're wearing thongs, too. What are you wearing?

[C]

Thongs.

[D]

I guess they impress each other, too. Yeah, their bodies. I just. I hate them. I've tried to get into it. It back in my day, and I don't get it. And I think you're all lying if you say you enjoy wearing them. And.

[A]

But would you say that's like heels, you know, you don't enjoy wearing it? You're doing it for the.

[D]

For yourself.

[A]

Yeah. Do you like.

[D]

Finally, when a group of six dudes in a semi circle try to act like you're weird all the time? Am I right?

[A]

Yeah, I guess you're right.

[C]

I think we're trying.

[A]

Yeah, we do.

[E]

Doing that.

[A]

Yeah, it's my list. That was a good list. At thongs. You lost me.

[C]

Yeah, I'm out on.

[B]

You lost.

[A]

There's no way it can feel like anything.

[D]

Try to wear one for a.

[C]

No. No, I don't. We don't have to wear them.

[B]

Yeah, we got to look at them.

[C]

You. Y' all gotta wear them.

[F]

I guess them. The rules.

[D]

I never got it.

[B]

Booth, did you guys come up with this? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Z, did you come up with one?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, let's go, let's go.

[A]

You want mine?

[B]

Yeah, let's.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Rattle down the poo.

[A]

All right, we'll just let it fly here. I don't like black people that. That are in and out of jail. Absolute bad look to everybody.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I don't like. I Don't like.

[A]

I don't like guys that know the Starbucks language.

[B]

I love that. That's such a good one. Yeah.

[A]

I hate. I hate the hibachi chefs. They try do too much.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Put me in compromise.

[B]

People. People that have.

[A]

I don't know how to say this one.

[B]

People that have. I hate the fact that, like, dwarfism. I don't know if dwarfism can get you that blue thing that Jerry has on his car. It's like the, like. Like, allergies people get. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, like, allergies people bend over there backwards for people with allergies. The peanut thing and all that, but.

[A]

Like, dwarfs don't get nothing. I hate that.

[B]

That's a fair one.

[A]

And, yeah, I hate laying on my tummy.

[C]

That's me. But you could just not do that, dude.

[F]

I. I agree.

[A]

It's so comfortable.

[F]

It feels like you're trying to.

[A]

I saw a picture of myself with, like, my legs up, and it's like.

[B]

My favorite way to.

[A]

You, like.

[F]

Oh, you love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

But I. I hate. I hate that you love it, but it looks weird.

[B]

Great list. Well, Starbucks one was.

[E]

Great list.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Hot start.

[A]

What a hot start.

[E]

Great finish. That was awesome.

[A]

Oh, Stephen, I hate American Airlines.

[F]

Whoa.

[A]

They have boarding group six. That's just rude. Just put me at the end. Don't make six. Like, four is plenty to get everyone through Imodium. You guys ever take that? It, like, stops you from taking a dump for a long time. It's an antibody diarrhea.

[B]

It's when you need it.

[C]

I had to go to the doctor one time from it.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

You were taking it too much.

[C]

He stopped me up too much. Yeah, yeah. Three days in a row. And I had to get some work done.

[B]

Did they plunge your butt?

[A]

What did they do?

[C]

No. Dr. Ned Miller, I called him after saying, my butt just don't work no more. And he gave me a thing to go to the store and get, and I bought it and I drank it and boom. Shit out of football.

[A]

Oh, the magnesium.

[C]

Magnesium citrate.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God. Works.

[A]

You have. You are a husk when you're done with that.

[D]

But why are you taking so much Imodium?

[C]

I was nervous. I was nervous. I don't know if this one, Stephen takes it, but I started a new job, and I didn't want to at work.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And I took it every morning for a week. And I didn't realize that residually, it keeps building up and building up.

[D]

That's Insane. Brandon, That's a you problem.

[C]

I guess you're right. Yeah. It became a me problem.

[B]

But I learned you're just full of shit.

[C]

I learned you can't take it everywhere. Yeah.

[A]

Was it for radio?

[D]

Yeah. What was the job?

[C]

Working in SEC country? In. In Atlanta.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I was coming from newspapers and we. I was just shit all over the newspaper, but I would. I didn't want to shit in this nice corporate building and. And I just got a phobia about it and worked myself into a shoot. Continue.

[B]

Out on the course, they're the PGA.

[A]

Tour's best players, but in the arena, they're prime time.

[B]

And season two of TGL, presented by.

[A]

SoFi, is back with lights, cameras, action.

[B]

We're talking big moments, big personalities, big names in the stands, all on the big screen. Big time matchups with shot clocks, Hammer.

[A]

Drops timeouts, overtime and playoffs.

[B]

It's city versus city, squad versus squad. The sport just hits different under the lights. It's TGL, presented by SoFi.

[C]

Keep up.

[B]

It's golf.

[A]

Tune in to every match only on espn. Wow. Mariah Carey's boobs. Now.

[C]

Wait a guy. Okay, now, hold on.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

What?

[A]

Hear me out. Their generational boot. They should be plastered everywhere. It shouldn't be like a. Once a year, Christmas comes around and that video comes on. They're out. They should be out all the time.

[B]

I hate that.

[A]

They're Simpsonal titties. Yeah, they're.

[C]

She's the goat, right? She's right. Yes.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Show off your work.

[F]

So. So this is to her, like. You hate that she's too modest.

[A]

Yeah, they should just be like. That should just be celebrated.

[C]

You hate the seasonality of Mariah Carey's book season.

[A]

Yes, exactly. Happy birthday messages on group texts.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Because then everyone.

[A]

You gotta like it. Or you gotta say happy birthday in your own variation.

[B]

Yeah, that's like my thing of the. The group text I'm on where people wish happy birthdays to everyone's kids. And I'm. I've opted out.

[E]

Done.

[C]

There's stuff. There's a conversation to be had about our hatred of group texts. Certain group text. Now some you're in. You like summer and you hate it. How do we parse out our hatred for group text?

[A]

I also feel like once you're in a group chat, that's for life.

[B]

Well, have you guys not had group chats die?

[A]

They still exist. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, but they die.

[A]

Yeah, it's kind of nice.

[B]

Yeah. Also kind of sad every now and.

[A]

Then when you get revived when it gets.

[B]

Yeah. You're like, oh, shit. We haven't texted in a long time on this.

[F]

Remember when texting was, like, gay?

[C]

No.

[B]

Kind of.

[C]

When was texting gay?

[F]

When, like, it was just for, like, young kids.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That your dad was always like, what are you texting? Are you queer? Like, older dudes be like, what the Texting.

[B]

Texting me.

[A]

Texting. You had how many a month? Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

School buses that have to stop and then open their door right before crossing train tracks. Have you guys been behind one of these?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

They have to stop at railroad track.

[E]

Listen.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Nobody's getting out there.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But they just have to stop and open the door for. I heard it's a law.

[E]

They're listening for the train coming.

[C]

It is a law.

[A]

I think there's a, There's a thing. If the train's coming, it will.

[C]

There's not a thing at everyone in America check.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Is there not?

[C]

No. It's actually kind of a problem in rural America. It's. They're rare.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

We should fix that.

[C]

We probably should. They cost money.

[A]

So how do, how do you know if you're just a normal car? You have to get out and check too. Kind of just be aware.

[C]

No, there's, there's the red lights, but there's not the, the gate.

[A]

There's some sort of warning.

[B]

Yeah. Not having the gate seems very dangerous.

[A]

But does like, Does. Do cars get hit by trains very often?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Decent amounts.

[D]

Way more than you would think.

[E]

I think so.

[A]

I know train conductors have the highest rate of suicide. Right, Right. Oh, it's.

[C]

I think it's like that always seemed to make a calming job.

[A]

No, I think they Riding a train. I think a lot of people choose to kill themselves in front of trains and so they, they can't.

[D]

But two, a lot of people walk along tracks with their headphones on and stuff.

[B]

Can't slow down.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

So it's a federal law that buses have to stop at least 15ft away from train tracks because of a tragedy in the 30s in Utah. Or a bus that was headed to a high school got hit by a train in a Snowstorm from the 30s.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

1938. I mean, we gotta change. We don't need that. So we're going to see that 88 years right now and then two more. Bagging your own groceries. Hate it. Just. I, I, I've actually noticed that there are some grocery stores that always do it, but the ones that do it sometimes piss me off because I'm anticipating them Getting bags and I gotta do it myself.

[C]

I don't know what goes wear. I'm. I'm with that one. Some. Some. Some stores are half assed on it. Either do it or don't. Aldi. Like they're not going to do it.

[F]

Right.

[A]

But you know that going in.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And then last one, draw strings on pants or sweatshirts that get stuck in your waist or hood.

[D]

Yes. That's annoying.

[A]

Those are a huge pain. That's a.

[E]

That's her switch.

[B]

I like the more I carry boobs.

[A]

I didn't know. I don't view her as like a. A breast. Like a. I didn't know she was.

[C]

She has very nice.

[B]

Does it.

[C]

Keep it from.

[A]

Was that like her like a. Back then, like the boobed girl?

[E]

I thought it was like the whole look. It was just boob like.

[C]

Well, it is the whole look, I think. But.

[E]

But boobs are. She's got a.

[A]

There are some people that you say their name. I think you remember her in.

[C]

She's got a lot of skills.

[D]

She gets in the Jacuzzi, I think. And what. In what her MTV Cribs episode.

[A]

She had a wine cellar.

[D]

I feel like she gets like kind of sassy in it.

[A]

I've always loved Danny. We're talking about her getting in the Jacuzzi, man.

[C]

I thought.

[A]

I think wine cellar is worth bringing up if we're bringing up Mariah Carey's mtv. Okay.

[C]

Fair. All right.

[B]

Okay. Tj.

[A]

Unnecessary truffle usage.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Every restaurant is putting truffle oil or truffle salt on and usually it's like not worth whatever they're charging.

[B]

I think truffle sucks.

[F]

It's not even taste.

[A]

I don't like the smell. Super overdone. I was going to put. Put paper straws on here, but I think it's more the straw industry. The reason why we have paper straws is because, like regular straws can't be recycled correctly. I feel like there's a fix there that shouldn't affect everyone in the world.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Using paper straws, like maybe make the recycling equipment. Equipment better. So the recycling industry, the Guinness Book of World Records, they're a sham now. They're a shell of what they used to be. They should like, off.

[B]

I love that. Paper straws, by the way. You're so. I mean, it's like you get three good sips. Right?

[C]

Right.

[B]

And then race against.

[A]

You Ever try to drink a milkshake out of a paper straw? You might as well just like kill yourself.

[F]

You're right.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Might as well kill yourself.

[D]

That tiki bar we all loved was paper straws.

[A]

San Francisco, California, Big.

[D]

And then they started falling apart and it killed the vibe.

[B]

Imagine someone showing up to like a Dairy Queen or in and out and they give you a paper straw.

[A]

You just shoot bunch of corpses at the end of the drive. Dead bodies. When an Uber driver doesn't know how to navigate the city that they're in, Slash isn't a good driver.

[C]

Mm.

[A]

Why are like. Why you? That's what you do. Professional.

[B]

Right?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And then my last one is people that are in a group chat that obviously have that group chat. Muted edit. But it's annoying when you're trying to have that.

[E]

What's the better. What's the better move? Just for. For maybe people watching at home. Like do you leave the chat?

[C]

Probably leave this.

[A]

I wish you didn't say when you left the chat though.

[E]

That's what I. Yeah.

[C]

But that. That's even worse. That's super muting.

[A]

And then people can just add you back.

[E]

Yeah. What if you just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings?

[B]

I like leaving the chat though for like inconsequential reasons. On like group chats.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Someone just says something you don't like, you just out.

[C]

I like making a show of it.

[A]

Yeah. Who you?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I like being showy about leaving the group.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

You've left the Yak group chat. Double digit time.

[B]

He's mentally left it every day.

[C]

I leave the UN reference group chat six times a year.

[A]

For what.

[E]

What's. What's one that comes to mind that.

[A]

That made you leave Mississippi State, Texas.

[C]

Something like that. So any. Any. Any tweet saying a take of mine was bad. I'm just out. And I get a lot of those.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of them. A lot of them.

[E]

And then how do you get back in? Someone.

[C]

Somebody just adds me back in and I don't.

[E]

You get suddenly.

[F]

Dude.

[E]

I. I noticed this about group chats. You just. You can just get added to them against your. Without your consent.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You can just.

[C]

That's the phone. Really should say. You want to say yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

You've been invited.

[E]

You've been invited to a group chat. Would you like to join?

[A]

You understand?

[F]

Yeah. Subject it to.

[C]

Huh.

[E]

Cuz that kind of sucks.

[C]

So we.

[E]

I think I hate group chats. That's where I've landed.

[D]

You ever dealt with a caddy situation where it's like here's the group chat and then someone starts a new group chat without one or Two of the other people.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I assume every group chat has a side off center. Every other combination.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Me, Kyle and Che for the yak group chat. Popping off. It's always popping.

[C]

Me, Kate and Danny also.

[D]

We have a good time.

[A]

Pretty silent in there. I like niche group chats, though. Like, we have our Doug chat.

[B]

Oh, the dog chat is the best.

[D]

The Dead Bird Boys. Remember that old group chat was never.

[A]

In Dead Bird Boys.

[D]

I think Ron started that. And it's. If you saw a dead bird.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And then you had this special group chat.

[A]

Or is it like that for Doug?

[B]

Yeah, Doug is. Yeah. If you see Doug, you just.

[A]

We assign a point value.

[C]

All the dogs I've seen have been living so far.

[A]

That's good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you still got more tj?

[A]

No, that was it.

[C]

By the way, what are you doing with Doug today?

[A]

We're just dressed exactly alike, but I think this is a pretty green dog. Green. Green.

[B]

No, we're going to play euchre after.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Green, black pants.

[E]

You guys got to be partners. I guess. This you and Doug.

[A]

Gladly.

[B]

Who was the partners?

[A]

Last time was me and Titus. No, it was me and you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

All right.

[B]

So yeah, you and Doug.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Three left. All right.

[B]

Yeah. And then if people, if people listening want to come down, I send an email saying people can share their hate.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Ty, you want to go?

[E]

Yeah, I'll go wait in line for anything. Literally anything. I don't think I'm above it. I don't try to cut the line. I just simply go somewhere else. I don't want to do business with any place that I have to wait in line for. I just, It's. I, I, I, it, I hate it.

[B]

Hate it, hate it.

[E]

I, I, I have no, it's not even, like, really a patience issue. It's just like, I feel like cattle.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's a feeling of, like, looking around and just being like, I, I'm, I'm, I'm cattle.

[B]

Even if the line goes fast, I'll complain the entire time.

[E]

The entire time. It's awful.

[B]

We'll be, like, actively moving the entire time. Like, this line.

[E]

This is awful.

[A]

I, I catch myself hating and judging the person in front of me for getting a lot of food that they need to survive.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

If I really.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

If I'm, like, walking somewhere and there's a line, I will walk, like, another three miles to not wait. If I just would have waited in the line, I could have gotten what I wanted. But I, you know, I, I hate lines. Similarly, cover charges. I guess this is probably like an older thing. When you're younger you kind of have to. It's like a social tax almost. Yeah. Like we're going to the cool bar. You have to pay for the COVID charge. I will, I will never pay a cover charge. Anywhere I go the rest of my life I will just simply turn around and say, I, I'm not paying. I'm not paying for the opportunity to pay a place. I'm done with COVID charges.

[A]

I don't think I've come across a cover charge and we'll never do it.

[E]

If I go to a bar and they're like, it's $5. I'll be like, and rest of you, enjoy yourself.

[C]

I'm not going to another bar.

[E]

I'm not paying money to a place for the right to pay money to the place. It doesn't make any sense.

[A]

Majority of the time it's just guys who have to pay too.

[E]

Girls. True. Yeah. So this one's a new one for me. It's. I, I just called it a reverse loyalty program. My cable went up and I found out it went up because new customers get a discount that's up. Oh, what about my loyalty? What about like why? Yeah, the customers that have stuck around for a decade are paying more, but the new customers.

[F]

Oh that's great.

[E]

You know what I mean?

[B]

That's a great one.

[E]

That doesn't make any sense that I've, I've given you my business for years and years and now you're going to charge me more because I'm not a new customer anymore. You gas powered leaf blower. Literally the biggest nuisance on planet earth. They do nothing. They, they don't even solve a problem. They just push a problem somewhere else. Noise. Yeah, they, they pollute. If you're into that sort of thing. They literally nothing. They're loud as if there was a, if it was a gap gas powered sucker that would at least solve the problem. Yeah, suckers, they just blow it somewhere else. It does nothing. It just, it just does nothing.

[C]

Facts.

[E]

Overly friendly drivers. I find this to be a Chicago problem where people think they're being nice and they just like slam on their brakes in the midd street to like let someone turn in.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[E]

I'm like, that was really nice of you but like what, what the, all.

[C]

Of us, the eight of us behind you.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

What was that?

[A]

I've even noticed that with like crosswalks crossing the street, they love to let you go.

[E]

Yeah. Oh yeah, that's, that's crazy. Another traffic one is people who think putting their hazards on makes their car disappear. They just stop in the middle of street, hit the hazards.

[A]

That's the untickable button.

[E]

And I'm like, I. I'm behind you now. And now I have to go around, but I can't go around cuz the cars are coming that way. So I guess me or like a.

[B]

UPS truck that does it on like a side street and you're like no one can go anywhere.

[E]

No one can go anywhere.

[B]

I get it. But like you could have just gone up to a hydrant.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Nebraska joining the Big Ten and ruining the best logo in sports. The. The negative space 11 and the Big 10 logo. That pissed me off, by the way.

[B]

Just a random takeoff.

[E]

Your. Your.

[B]

Your flashers thing.

[A]

We.

[B]

We should be able to park in front of hydrants and just deal with the concert.

[A]

That was. That was going to be one of mine. Yeah, I know.

[B]

Your car could get smashed.

[A]

Yes, that's fair. Okay.

[E]

I'm thinking your car.

[B]

Yeah, like that's fine. I know what's gonna happen.

[A]

But like what?

[C]

I'm.

[B]

I'm opting in.

[A]

What if a family burns because they had to smash your car? But I've.

[B]

I've seen that far.

[A]

I've seen a car parked in front of a hydrant when they needed it and they. You just break the windows and.

[B]

Yeah, right. You're gonna smash it.

[A]

I'll gladly take my. Oh yeah, just take the push.

[B]

Also hydrant should just be like we need like a flag or something. Cuz like there's no worse feeling than looking for a parking spot being like, finally got one. Oh, it's a hydrant.

[D]

Y.

[B]

Wait, can we see the Nebraska logo?

[E]

The Big Ten logo?

[A]

That was the negative space in the.

[E]

That was the Big Ten conference logo. Then Nebraska joined and ruined the.

[B]

Yeah, they did.

[A]

That is cool.

[B]

Yeah, they.

[E]

I love that.

[A]

Do you like Baskin Robin's logo or is it more the negative space?

[E]

The thing. I. I don't know. I. I just grew up watching basketball with that logo on the court, so that's. I miss it. And now the Big Ten logo is ass.

[B]

Oh, it's like a.

[E]

It is ass.

[B]

I don't even know what it is. It's like. It's worse than the World Series trophy, which I hate.

[E]

It's.

[B]

That trophy sucks all the flags. Oh, it's. You can't drink out of it. You can't. Like, it's awkward to hold up.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I think I like the baskets Robin logo. By the way, I just.

[A]

Yeah, I just want to pick your brain.

[D]

I never saw. I never noticed that before.

[E]

For the gather step, obviously.

[B]

Oh, I had. One of mine was the last step on the Euro step, because it really is just like, you're traveling, dude.

[E]

You're traveling. But we're just gonna add it. We're gonna add an extra step, and you're traveling. Pretend like this is the way it's always been.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And make anybody that's older than 35, they're just gaslighting us. And that's what they're doing. They're gaslighting us.

[B]

I'm fine. Literally on my list was that, like, I'm fine with the Euros. This step through is fine, but the extra step, it's like, come on, dude. This isn't basketball.

[E]

It's ridiculous. Man takes cereals that don't stay in their lane. I think we've talked about this before, but, you know, there shouldn't be cinnamon Cheerios. We have Cinnamon Toast Crunch for that Y. Cheerios or Cheerios? You made your decision 80 years ago.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Lane. Leave the cinnamon to the cinnamon guys.

[B]

Yep. Like, chocolate checks.

[E]

Chocolate checks.

[B]

Come on, guys.

[E]

Had an opportunity. Everybody had an opportunity years and years ago. You blew it. Now that cinnamon's popular. Stay in your leg.

[A]

They didn't anticipate cinnamon getting popular.

[E]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[C]

When's the last time you looked? Everybody has a cinnamon now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Everybody has every Frosted Flakes has a cinnamon now.

[A]

You can get every sear. If you want to just be a Cheerio loyalist. You can get pretty much every derivative of cereal as a Cheerio, and that's up to me. Do they have Cheerios with marshmallows yet?

[D]

I'm sure they have.

[E]

Oh, like Lucky Charms.

[A]

Much like Lucky Charms.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

F. That.

[E]

I. I hate that. Dudes perfected looks in the 80s with big hair, and we just, like, didn't appreciate it and have never revisited it. I think about that all the time.

[F]

So much cooler.

[E]

I think a lot of fashion trends come back that never did. It makes no sense. Why? Because it looks awesome. The big hair.

[B]

Well, I think the big hair was tough for women.

[C]

Then they did it.

[D]

Like, a lot of teasing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of hairspray.

[B]

So maybe we. Maybe we lost something but gained something.

[E]

I think, like, I. I'm picturing, like, the. The villain on a ski slope.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

He looked awesome.

[B]

Yeah, he did.

[A]

Villains were the slow villain.

[B]

Blonde hair. Why.

[E]

Why are we. Why are dudes not aspiring to be him big at all times?

[C]

Tail in the back.

[E]

Yeah. We just kind of like, left that in the past. And I don't understand why.

[B]

You're right, dude.

[A]

Ponytails have gone. They're gone.

[C]

They're pretty much gone.

[B]

Yeah, they are gone.

[E]

And then this one's just like, personal. I would say misunderstood introversion that I'm not Kyle. You feel me on this? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

It's. The thing is there they are two separate biologies.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

Think of it like men and women almost. And we don't have any, like, differentiator. We're all subjected to the same societal expectations.

[E]

What? Yeah. Like I, I, I can't tell you how many times in my life I'm just literally sitting here and everyone's like, you're, you're kind of being a dick right now.

[B]

Right.

[E]

I'm like, I'm just sitting and that's the point.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't.

[A]

I'm not even giving my chance the opportunity to be a dick.

[E]

Also, way too many people think, like, introversion means you're like autistic or you can't talk to people. People.

[F]

Right.

[E]

Something. So I have people tell me that they're like you. You're not an introverted. I see you talk to people all the time.

[F]

Well, it's scientific.

[E]

You're comfortable talking to people ipso facto, right?

[F]

Oh, yeah, we can pretend. But yeah. Socializing drains introverts energy, whereas extroverts almost.

[B]

They gain.

[F]

Come energized.

[E]

Yeah, but we have to play on their terms.

[F]

You always play.

[E]

Always play on their terms.

[F]

Right.

[B]

That's fair.

[E]

I hate it.

[A]

We need an introvert to step up and say something.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Just won't do it. We're just sitting here.

[B]

Okay. That was a good list.

[E]

Yeah, that's my list.

[A]

That's a damn good list. The Larry o' Brien's a worse trophy than the World Series.

[B]

Trip. I, I think you could still hold it, though. Like the tr.

[D]

It doesn't feel.

[B]

The World Series trophy, you have to hold with two hands. I think a trophy either should be able to drink out, or you can hold it with one hand.

[A]

I'm always.

[B]

Lombardi is awesome because you hold it up. You're like, yeah, this one's for John.

[C]

What about the Stanley Cup?

[B]

Oh, you Stanley cup. You could drink out of it.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, so those two hands, you should always be able to.

[B]

Yes. It's either one hand trophy or drink out of a trophy. The World Series trophy is right in the middle.

[E]

What?

[B]

Can't drink out of it and you have to hold it with two hands.

[A]

I think it looks delicious.

[D]

Delicate. It's pretty. So delicate, but it looks delicate.

[E]

I think college football is like the worst drill.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that one sucks.

[A]

Oh, yeah, it does.

[B]

Yeah, that one sucks.

[A]

I think more sports should give plates more. Like a tennis. I like plates that.

[F]

They're great.

[B]

Cups should be everywhere.

[E]

I hate this.

[F]

I used to get paper weights.

[B]

Like, think about how much cooler this would be if that was a cup up.

[A]

Wrestling was paperweights.

[B]

You know, drink out of that.

[F]

The Ohio Tournament of Champions one year, they gave me a miniature football helmet and it was signed by Jonathan Lipnicki.

[B]

Oh, hell yeah.

[F]

Head weighs eight pounds like I was. It was the. It's the hardest tournament for me as a youth wrestler. And then it's the end of the season and I braved a 64 man bracket to place fourth and I get a little green football helmet. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, he was cute. Cute, though.

[F]

But he wasn't like, it was a little bit after.

[B]

No, he was.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he was cute in that one snapshot in that one movie.

[F]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Very cute.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay, Kyle, you want to go?

[F]

I hate, like, when I show up to a party or like a social event and I'm so unregarded and unacknowledged by everyone there that I feel invisible almost to a point where I find comfort in feeling invisible. Like it's a superpower and I'm just. I'm getting to observe. But then when the function ends, people do say bye to you. They don't know your name. So they're like, all right, dude, I'll see him.

[B]

Oh, good hanging.

[F]

Yeah, that'll make you lay awake.

[B]

That's a good one.

[F]

I'm going back to cats and this. It doesn't have to be a cat and dog conversation.

[B]

Oh, it always is.

[F]

But it's just a cat conversation. I don't understand why the reputation culturally, is that it's almost feminine or for women to have a pet cat. When you look at cats, they are. They show so little emotion and affection, almost none. They require no upkeep. You don't have to play with them. All they do is chill, sleep, and eat. They should be the pet for the blue collar deadbeat man.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Like, they should have the opposite reputation. Like, they should be for.

[B]

They should be for like a guy.

[A]

Down on his should be coal miners.

[F]

Like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Hands off, Pip asshole coal miners.

[B]

Truck drivers.

[F]

Truck drivers. Yeah, yeah. Geography, I hate that geography is seen as some ultra niche specialized, like, field of academia that, like, only, like Nerds who are into it should know geography is the world. It's the place. Like, geography that should be the thing, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

They. They treat maps like these ancient scrolls that you have to study. The map is just the world. So you not know where.

[E]

Where.

[F]

Like, you don't know where Iowa is. Like, you think it might be in the Northeast. Like, that's not like, a funny quirk. That's like one plus one. Like, oh, like, I don't expect you to know the capital of Croatia, but you should know that it's a country on the Mediterranean. That's the world we live in.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Especially as we age. As you get older, like, 50 plus percent of your conversations are about places.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Cities you've been to, places you've traveled to, vacation. And you don't know what part of the world Portugal is in.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That's just like, oh, I don't know geography. I'm not a geography nerd.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

It's such a niche. Oh, my God.

[E]

Why would I need to know that?

[F]

Yeah, why would you know that? North Carolina is on the coast.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

We never need to know that. Yeah. Maybe you should know the world.

[B]

It's also, like, shocking. Like, people, like, aren't you embarrassed? Just, like, when chaps ask, like, questions that are really simple and, like, what state is this? And be like, I don't know. And they get way off. Like, aren't you a little.

[A]

That should do serious damage.

[B]

Yeah, like, that would. That would crush me. If he shows me, like, a map of, you know, L.A. i'm like, I don't know.

[A]

Florida.

[F]

Right.

[B]

That. That would. That would destroy me.

[F]

And I'm not like you for not knowing all this, but, like, you should have a desire to learn A and B. Like, like, kind of ashamed.

[B]

It's B. Yeah. Right. You should.

[A]

But also.

[E]

Also stop turning it on you for knowing. Yeah, they do that a lot. Where it's like. Like, if I don't know something, I'm like, how the would. Why the. Do you know that?

[F]

It's like, yeah, how the. You know, Tucson is south of Phoenix.

[E]

How the do you know that?

[F]

How do you know there's mountains in Idaho? Like, geography should just be called the world, dude.

[D]

It's.

[F]

This is the place we live.

[B]

You're right.

[E]

Right, right.

[B]

It's good. Hate.

[F]

Like, if you, like, shrunk it down to, like, A. Like, it'd be like living in your house and you're completely oblivious to what's.

[E]

In your house where your bathroom is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right.

[C]

How would I know.

[E]

Why should I know that?

[F]

When people watch you try on sunglasses?

[C]

What?

[F]

It's so vulnerable.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Cuz you try to.

[A]

You have to look in the mirror and try to look cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Like the. The girl who's like, on meth for some reason at Sunglass Hot. Like, you make eye contact with her and she has to just let me try it on in peace because I know, like, the first four are gonna look horrible.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And they're just standing there.

[B]

That's a good one.

[F]

And they stare silently. They don't even compliment.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

When you're subjected to flirting, that's like going too well. Like when your boy is like, flirting way too good next to you. You.

[A]

I don't like that.

[F]

It becomes almost like a show.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

And he's killing it. And the girl is too. And they're like, don't flirt too well. Don't flirt too bad either. When someone. When someone idly holds a bunch of things and is just comfortable.

[A]

Really?

[C]

What's an example of that?

[F]

This happens only like once every five years for me. Someone's like, in a lobby and they have their hands completely full. Bunch of stuff. And they don't. They're comfortable. They're just standing like, yo, go, put it down.

[B]

You're right.

[A]

What.

[E]

What is it?

[F]

Wuthering Heights.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

The. The first word.

[A]

Wuthering.

[F]

Don't like it. It's like, it's a non word. When you're eating inside a fast food restaurant on a summer weekday when it's beautiful outside.

[B]

Okay. Hate that.

[F]

Like. Like eating inside of outside.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[F]

Now it's something I will do, but it's so depressing to me.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And you look outside and it's a. The sun is shining. It's 80 degrees. It's beautiful. And you see like the commercial road next to where you are with like the Valvoline and the H R Block and the Verizon Wireless Cricket. That site. I'm kind of a college baseball hater. Not the gameplay. And I love the MLB and all those guys, but they, They're. They're so douchey to me for some reason.

[B]

It is a very, like, Colts fandom thing.

[C]

Kind of. What's great about it now though, that the characters.

[F]

Yeah, it's probably good for entertainment.

[C]

10 incidents a weekend of just some dude being an asshole and some dude. Drill him in the back or something.

[F]

When you have like a minor ailment and you want like reassurance porn, but the top response is go to the hospital immediately. Every time yeah. Anonymous badasses. Specifically on Twitter. You can't be the man anonymously.

[C]

Agreed.

[F]

Like, the guy is always tweeting about, like, he's. He's very, like, culturally and socially aware. Like, he knows what the hoes be doing. He's always talking about his ventures in a tone that, like, makes him come across as, like, a really cool, funny, likable guy. But you're anonymous.

[B]

Yeah. Right.

[F]

Coolness comes down to your in person body language, your swagger, your confidence. So when you're typing from a computer, it just. You can't be the man.

[B]

Right, right. When you're replying to someone's tweet, you can't be the man.

[E]

If you've ever hit send. Twitter. Sweet.

[B]

You're not. You're not the man. Yeah.

[E]

You're not kind of a loser.

[F]

Yeah, right. Chocolate syrup.

[C]

Okay. Wait.

[B]

Why?

[F]

I don't think it tastes like chocolate.

[B]

It kind of tastes like. Yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying. It doesn't.

[D]

Hot fudge is different.

[F]

It's like, bitter.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Candy apples.

[B]

That was a really good list.

[F]

Candy.

[A]

Candy apples.

[B]

Candy apples are trash.

[C]

Either. Candy trash.

[B]

Oh, I think they're so hard to eat.

[A]

They are both candy.

[F]

Candy apples is like a challenge. Challenge.

[B]

And it's like, oh, will I break my teeth on this or not?

[F]

And Jackass. Correct. Make Wee man the candy app so painful. It's not worth. Yeah, I think the texture and consistency is awful.

[B]

Preston and Wee man have to like, lady in the Tramp.

[A]

Yeah, that would be great.

[F]

Oh, that first bite.

[A]

Oh, Steve O's puking.

[E]

Watching.

[F]

It's like this thick film of, like, syrupy plastic with a nuts covering it. And you have to penetrate that.

[A]

Look at the perfect bite.

[B]

It's incredible. Oh, no, no, no.

[D]

I will say, like, my biggest waves of depression in my life have hit me on a beautiful spring day in like a.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[D]

Like in a Coles with, like, Phil Collins playing over the speakers. And all of a sudden I'm like, holy.

[A]

You should never be in a.

[F]

Are you agreeing?

[D]

Like, the fast food restaurant.

[F]

The most depressing moments of my life were when the weather is perfect.

[D]

Yes. Yes. Yeah, that's very specific. But I understand.

[B]

Great list.

[F]

Good list.

[C]

Which one?

[A]

That was good. That was fun.

[C]

Got a lot of advertisements.

[D]

Any day now.

[C]

Yeah, well, I'm just kidding.

[D]

I never do the ads. I wouldn't know how stressful.

[C]

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[F]

I love the hack squat machine. Now, it's a good alternative to just squats, and I think it does the same thing.

[C]

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[B]

Are you ready? I gotta go run pee. Yeah, go pee.

[F]

When you're doing yours. All right, before you go, I'm out Friday.

[C]

Whoa.

[B]

Okay. Because. All right, let me delete that off my list. Literally, I had on there. When KB doesn't tell us, say, all.

[A]

The ones about Brandon.

[B]

I actually didn't have any about anyone here.

[A]

It's pretty good.

[B]

I love you guys.

[A]

Or you didn't think about us?

[B]

No, I love you guys.

[A]

I love you too. Love you all. My favorite part of the day, Titus.

[B]

The extra step on the Euro step.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It drives me nuts. Like, dude, we're just, we're just not playing basketball anymore. We're just traveling.

[E]

Or just, just, just say what it is, which is like, you want scoring to go up.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

But I get, I get annoyed because I'm like, that's, that's traveling. And they're like, you don't know the rules. And I'm like, I, I, I am.

[B]

Do. Here, I'll do another basketball one real quick before Brandon gets back. I get it. I hate following up three.

[E]

Uhhuh.

[B]

I just want to see cool moments and when, when a team is up three with 10 seconds left and it becomes 17 trips to the line. Cuz you know they'll foul, the team will hit two, they'll be down one, the other team will foul, they'll hit two, they'll be back up three. And you just go back like let me give me a shot at seeing a buzzer beater to go into overtime. I hate it. I get it. I understand why it's the right thing to do. I just think it's kind of ruined the, the ending of games.

[C]

Right.

[F]

It turns it like a 20 minute.

[B]

Slot and it's just like okay, they can never, they're never going to be able to hit a three because you're just going to follow them right away.

[E]

Yeah. Like basketball is the one sport where the closer the game is late, the more likely you're going to see like a staggered.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Drawn out. Yeah. Boring ending that like maybe the last shot is exciting but like the last two minutes of the game are brutal.

[B]

I actually like would be totally fine if they made it so that intentional fouls went up. Three is not allowed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Under 10 seconds or something.

[A]

Proposed rule change. What if they gave the other team a free timeout to use so sideline, out of bounds, unintentional fouls.

[B]

Well how would that change what I'm saying?

[A]

Because they do that because they basically have to use their timeout. So they have to take like a full court shot basically or like a 3/4 court shot.

[B]

No, I'm talking about in college basketball when team's up three and there's like seven seconds left and they won't even let him get a shot off cuz.

[A]

They'Ll just follow him. Right, but they do that to milk the timeout. So they have to take like a crazy long shot eventually.

[B]

No, no, they do that. So they do that.

[E]

So they go to the free throw line. So they shoot two free throws.

[A]

Yes, that's, that's the short game. But the long game is they're going to make two. They get fouled, they make two, then you just use your timeout and so.

[C]

You don't get to advance, don't allow them a chance to get three. That's why they do it.

[B]

There's also no ball out. Out of the side on college.

[A]

Oh, I'm talking NBA.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's no time out for.

[C]

Sure, sure.

[B]

All right, all right, here we go.

[E]

Mango.

[B]

Hate it. Sloppy. The ripeness is, the mouth feel.

[A]

What about man things flavored as mango.

[B]

I can, I, I can deal with that a little bit. But actual mango, just like there's, there's seven better fruits.

[A]

Yeah. You haven't mentioned the corn. Cutting it.

[B]

Cutting it's a lot.

[A]

It's a top 10 fruit.

[B]

Yeah. Cutting it is a pain in the ass. Well, there's not that many fruits.

[C]

I think more fruits.

[A]

A lot of fruit.

[B]

Watermelon, strawberry, blueberry, oranges, clementines, apples, grapes. All better than mango. Pineapple, banana, peaches, BlackBerry. BlackBerry. All better than mango. And we put mango on a pedestal because it's a little foreign.

[C]

Made a.

[B]

I hate the importance of sleep.

[F]

It's the best.

[B]

Oh, I hate the fact that we have to sleep.

[F]

Oh, that way.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The important. Like that if you don't sleep, you feel like that's. We should be able to log hours and like, bank hours where it's like, oh, I can sleep for 12 hours, then I don't have to sleep the next night.

[A]

Would you take a pill that cut out your need for sleep?

[B]

Not fully, but yet, like, minimizing it. Yes. It's just that if you sleep like five hours, you're like, all right, I'm going to feel like all day. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Like four hours should be the new eight hours.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

Be fine off four. Four hours.

[B]

And you should be able to, like, if you. If you can get 10 hours, you can be like, all right, tomorrow night I can get four and I'll be exactly the same. You're bank up right like that. Wind. Hate wind.

[A]

Yeah, wind sucks.

[E]

It sucks.

[C]

May I raise my hand?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

What about a cool breeze?

[B]

Cool breeze is not wind.

[C]

That's wind.

[B]

That's a breeze.

[C]

That's when.

[B]

That's a big difference.

[C]

That's when.

[B]

I'm talking about wind.

[C]

That's winds.

[B]

I'm talking about when you go outside, you feel wind.

[C]

A breeze is wind's kid.

[B]

No, but, but breeze is a breeze is a breeze. Wind. I'm talking. When I say wind is horrible beach.

[D]

You'Re like, oh, a bay breeze. That's nice. The wind. You have to leave the beach.

[B]

Yeah, like, oh, I gotta. Oh, I. I sat down at my beautiful Taco Bell lunch and I decided to sit outside because it's a nice day. And then boom, all my napkins are gone.

[A]

Yeah. A breeze is cooling you down. Wind is knocking.

[E]

In what context is wind ever good?

[B]

It's sailboat even.

[E]

It's sailing. Like, if it's too windy.

[B]

Too windy.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. It's sucks.

[B]

Wind sucks. Actually blowing out when you bet the over. Wrigley.

[E]

What? I was. Yeah, the only time Wrigley Field, they.

[B]

Should only allow wind blowing out, period.

[C]

You hear the winds blowing out. That's.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

The Browns are playing the Titans.

[B]

Yeah, that's yeah.

[A]

Something to spice this up.

[B]

This one is, it's kind of specific. It's. No, you know what? I, I, I hate Reddit. I think it's the dumbest site because it's just a bunch of people bitching all the time. And also the people then think that that's the majority of people talking about it.

[C]

Yeah. Fair.

[B]

Like where they're like, see, everyone thinks this and it's like there's millions of people out there.

[A]

And back to Kyle's. I'll go there for my maladies. And then I just think I'm dying.

[F]

People who in they live in the malady forums just to tell people, oh, go to the ER Right.

[B]

And it's also just the most negative place on earth. And it's like, how do you, your, your life is better because you just spend all day being negative. That can't be helped.

[F]

There are some good ones. There are. It's perfect for pockets of interest.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes. But it's really only like fan Reddit.

[C]

So.

[A]

Yeah, that's no, but like, but then porn gifts.

[B]

It's. I'm actually fine with people being negative. It's Porn gifts are porn Heavies.

[A]

Monster heavies.

[F]

Oh my God.

[D]

Our long boobs chaps. His favorite.

[A]

There's some long boobs. Long boobs put into the form of a gift.

[B]

There's something just so but it's also not missed something.

[A]

It would be right back.

[E]

So keep going. It never ends up loop.

[C]

Oh.

[F]

Oh, man.

[B]

It's also not.

[A]

I'm off.

[F]

I don't do that.

[E]

There were days.

[F]

Where you search from.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Best of all time. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, but I would sort oiled titty porn gifts. Oh, I controversial.

[B]

Oh, Monster head.

[F]

Oh yeah.

[A]

There's.

[F]

There's like tit shaped derivative.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

200,000 subscribers.

[B]

But it's, it's, it's. I understand people have to hate because this is the. I mean this is a hate episode. Although it's a little whimsical. But it's more that when people are in like a small echo chamber and they're like, see, it's.

[A]

Everyone thinks I totally get that Normal people don't realize that that is the vocal minorities.

[B]

Correct. And they're like, see, I told you we all hate this. No, there's, there's 3, 000 people in this Reddit. There's a million billions of people out.

[E]

There and only 12 of them are posted.

[B]

Yeah, right, right. Six of them have the same account. Or burner accounts. Chocolate covered pretzels. We've covered. Separate them. Separate them. This is my hate list.

[A]

Yeah, but it's. It's crazy.

[F]

I think you can hate that.

[B]

I do. Brown rice.

[A]

No, Kyle, put your foot down.

[B]

Caramel. When it's the main thing. I like caramel. When it's like. Yeah, like a Twix or Snickers, that's fine. But when it's like. Caramel's like the main topping, you're getting out of pocket. Too much caramel.

[A]

That's good.

[F]

You're right.

[B]

I talked about it yesterday, filling out forms before hand. It's.

[C]

They don't respect it.

[B]

All right, this one. Passwords are.

[C]

Thanks.

[B]

I hate passwords. And here's where I'm. I'm going with this hate. We live in a surveillance state. Everything. Like I went. I came back from the Cayman Islands and I didn't have to show my passport or anything. I had to walk up to a screen. They took a picture of my face and I walked through. They have pictures of all the. Everything should be facing id. I should not have to remember password.

[A]

You have so many lookalikes, though. They can grab your phone and get in.

[B]

No, there should every. Every password should just be automated face id. I don't want to remember. I have a million different passwords for a million different things. I can never remember any of them. I have to reset passwords all the time. Just face id.

[C]

If you save your face burns off.

[B]

Well, then I'll get a new face id.

[A]

Yeah, it be.

[E]

If you save your password on your phone, you can go to like, the passwords little app thing and it has every password.

[B]

I do that, but then sometimes I can't find them.

[E]

But the way to access yes. Is your. Your face.

[B]

Yes. But then I can't find it sometimes.

[E]

But I'm saying, why. If. Yeah, if. If. If you can use my face to the. Now you have access to every single one of my passwords. Why don't we just use my face for the password we have? Why do I have to even come up with a password? The.

[B]

The Savannah Guthrie thing where they're like, oh, yeah, we don't have the footage from the ring cam. And then like 10 days later, like, actually, we were recording everything. Yeah, you are. You're recording everything.

[E]

Recording everything.

[B]

You have everything all the time. Just let us at least. The one benefit of us being recorded all the time.

[A]

Time.

[B]

By the government is that we should not have to remember Passwords.

[E]

You ever dealt with something that makes you change your password just because it's time?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's like, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. They're like, this is part of a data breach.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Now my standard password has 13 exclamation points.

[E]

Right?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Right.

[D]

I hate that you can't use a previous. Like, I used it five years ago. I can't bring it back.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Because I only got certain.

[E]

I come up with a perfect password and just because six months have passed, I now have to. And yeah, say goodbye to that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm so good at thinking of passwords too. I just, I think. I think different.

[F]

You don't keep bangers.

[A]

Yeah, bangers. I might. I might start selling. Like, I. I could go, vi. I'll type one out. And I'm just like, holy.

[B]

I did it again.

[F]

Password consultant.

[B]

A password consultant be. I talked about the cornbread yesterday. It should be more widely available when soap and lotion are next to each other and they look the same. Yeah. There's nothing worse than trying to like wash your hands and you just get a handful of lotion.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

What the do I do with this?

[A]

I don't like that we're not getting individual. Like, this is hotels, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't like that we're not getting individual stuff anymore.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Because that feels gross. Of just in the shower and you don't. You can unscrew those caps. Somebody probably spit in this. Somebody came in the shampoo.

[F]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[C]

I hate when you leave your hairspray on your desk at work because you vitally need it every day and your friend co worker thinks he's being funny and fills it with buffalo sauce and doesn't tell you and you end up spraying buffalo sauce in your fucking hair on a Tuesday morning.

[B]

Nope.

[C]

That's what I fucking hate. That's what I fucking hate.

[A]

You kept your sea salt spray next to buffalo sauce, Brad.

[B]

Just right there.

[F]

He thought it went. He thought it belonged there.

[A]

Have you had any good gum? I dipped your gum in buffalo sauce.

[E]

You were asking for.

[A]

Kyle was trying to fill your pen.

[F]

I wanted your pen to be buffalo.

[A]

You have so much buffalo sauce lying around.

[C]

We just.

[A]

And like, if there was like a. Stefan had to fix something, I was like, all right, might as well just start dunking buffalo sauce.

[C]

Why were. Okay, all right, all right.

[B]

I'll go back to my list. I hate the news.

[A]

News, huh?

[B]

I just hate the news. Nothing ever good comes from the news.

[E]

Never ever.

[B]

It's stupid. I don't wanna let me find out when I find it out. Yeah, I don't want to be told.

[A]

Oh, did you see the news?

[B]

Oh, let me guess. Someone died. Oh, there was a hurricane. Yeah. No one says, oh, did you see the news? Like, everyone's getting $10,000 in the mail.

[C]

That's why small town news is better because they run out of to do and they'll just show you a cat fashion show.

[B]

Corgi race.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. I got a couple that are maybe going to get me in trouble, so I'm going to try to be very careful about it.

[A]

And let's make sure Kyle's in shot.

[B]

This is. Listen, I want to just say that there's no, like, like saying something is. Is bad. You can't say something. You can't whistle or anything. But I. I do. I hate that you're automatically a creep if you check someone out.

[A]

Okay, there, that's, that's, that's, that's.

[B]

That should make you a creep. If a hot chick walks by you and you happen to look like that's not a creepy thing, you just. You can't say anything. You can't like, ogle. You can't, you know, stop or like, do like a head crane. But you just get a quick glance.

[A]

And lick your lip.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What are we doing?

[F]

Isn't that accepted, though?

[B]

It is, but it isn't like, oh, you're looking at her tits.

[F]

Oh, like you.

[B]

Yeah, I'm looking at her tits. Yeah, like you.

[A]

I got it out.

[B]

Yeah, boys. Yeah.

[E]

Smoke.

[B]

There we go.

[C]

Is that the audience you want right there?

[A]

Yeah, that's in your corner.

[B]

Like that grunt everyone in the cave. By the way, if you have something. Come on in a minute. Yeah, when I'm done. I. We've talked about this one.

[C]

I hate.

[B]

I hate shaking a woman's hand.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Awkward every time.

[B]

I always feel like I'm break it.

[A]

Let's just.

[C]

All right. He's right. He's right.

[A]

No, no.

[F]

Both parties hate it.

[B]

We all hate it.

[D]

Even a normie like me.

[B]

Yeah. No, we hate it.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

I'd hug you.

[B]

Yeah. So many people I'd much rather hug. Hug her a little. Like a little side hello.

[D]

I don't have like one of these hands.

[C]

I have no, but me and Dan meet each other.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like, yeah, there it is. I do that to you.

[C]

You're in the hospital, you might die.

[A]

It's not even about your hand. It's about.

[D]

Give me that gripper. I'm gonna have the strongest hands.

[E]

Dude, do some. Try your left pinky. See how it fits?

[C]

Look at that.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Come back to me in a month, I'll break your knuckles off.

[B]

I hate. I hate when you take $10,000 out of the bank and the hundreds stick together.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that one sucks. Yeah.

[C]

All right. I had to throw one in.

[B]

All right. This one also might get me in trouble. I hate when people can't separate the art from the art artist. Like, Michael Jackson's music is awesome. Okay, if ignition comes on, you're gonna listen. You're gonna listen to it. You can't. The guy's a bad guy. And I also think there's something to be said. Like if. If Diddy gets out of jail and starts making new music, we can be like, no, we're not listening to that. Cuz we know now, right? We didn't know a lot of this stuff.

[A]

You can't listen to anything new.

[B]

Yeah, right. If. If, you know, if you listen to it after the fact, I. I can be like, yeah, you know what? That guy.

[A]

But like, I can't enjoy my favorite Weinstein picture.

[B]

Right.

[C]

I want to watch a sitcom.

[B]

You're not gonna watch.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You're not gonna. What do you do for. Did he do Forrest Gump? No, he did Goodwill hunting.

[C]

He did a lot of things.

[A]

Django and Airbus.

[F]

Right.

[B]

Like I'm gonna still watch that movie.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So I don't. I hate when people can't do that. I hate that my wife doesn't like crab cakes.

[F]

Oh, man, that does.

[B]

It's like every time I want to order crab cakes, I'm like, you gonna have any? No. Okay, well, we're not gonna order crab because it look like a fat.

[A]

It's plural. They come too typically.

[B]

Right. I told her that to her face when we were ordering crab cakes. I still order them, by the way.

[C]

Thank God my wife likes crab cakes.

[B]

Yeah, TVs with multiple remotes drives me insane. Like, oh, this is my sound bar. Or whatever. Like, give me one remote. I want one remote and that's it. I hate four way stops.

[D]

Awkward.

[B]

They just suck.

[C]

You hate the way people respond to.

[A]

People will take advantage.

[B]

Yeah, just give me a traffic, a.

[F]

Well run traffic light.

[B]

Give me a light, the light everyone understands.

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or give me a two way stop and a yield.

[C]

How about a roundabout?

[B]

Roundabouts are fine.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I hate being driven.

[C]

I too.

[B]

I don't like Ubers. Just point blank. Don't.

[C]

2007. Last time I rode in a car with my wife Driving.

[B]

Hate being driven if I have the great luxury. Like, if we're carpooling somewhere, I. I will always drive. Someone's like, no, I'll drive. It's like, no, I'll drive by myself.

[A]

I don't.

[E]

Right.

[F]

Is it a paranoia thing or, like, more of, like, I'm being emasculated?

[C]

I like driving control.

[F]

You like, Yeah.

[B]

I like. I like sitting. I actually like in a carpool situation. I like driving by myself. I like being able to put on my own music and just kind of float. Not have to, like, have a conversation and stuff.

[C]

Farting every now and then.

[B]

I hate group activities with strangers. That sucks. Tours. You're on vacation.

[F]

Oh, a tour.

[B]

Like a sightseeing boat?

[F]

Yeah. No.

[B]

No sandals on men.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

I think it's gross.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

If you're on a beach.

[B]

A beach, fine. There has to be sand within, like, 100ft.

[A]

Sandals with jeans is the worst. But, like, sandals ruined him. The sandal Jean movement. You're also like, I love Jason Moran.

[B]

If you go to, like, a bar, like, not near a beach, but, like, at a bar with sandals. Sandals. Like, you and you get in a fight, dude, you're gonna get up, and the sandals are gonna go flying, and that's gonna be a viral video, so.

[D]

But if you know how to fling one.

[C]

We can't throw a sandal to somebody.

[B]

Women can wear sandals.

[C]

So we can look at your feet.

[B]

Not in a creepy.

[D]

If you have to choose, are you flip flop guys or. Or slides guys?

[A]

Probably slides.

[E]

Slides.

[C]

I'll do both.

[E]

Oh, wear sand.

[A]

I love, but I don't think I love.

[E]

I love.

[C]

I love my feet catching air.

[E]

I've talked about that before.

[D]

The stock guy, right?

[E]

Yeah. I think people that notice feet are weird to me. I should have added that to my list. People that notice his feet. Good, bad, or otherwise.

[F]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

I hate. I hate that.

[C]

Normalize being barefoot.

[A]

Yeah, but if you came into my house in sandals, would you be walking around my house barefoot?

[C]

No, I would probably wear the sandals. Unless you said you have to take the shoes off.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Do you have a pile of shoes at your door where everybody takes their shoes off?

[E]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. I did specials at a restaurant. Oh, I hate cords.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

We should be cordless.

[A]

I think. I think we have the tech.

[B]

It's not. It's the same as passwords. Like, dude, we don't need chords. There's too many chords.

[A]

It's everywhere you look.

[B]

There's cords everywhere. You're tangled and all this I'm looking.

[C]

At 30 chords right now.

[B]

It's crazy.

[C]

We don't need cords everywhere.

[B]

I hate that we don't double kiss in America. I think that's very classy.

[A]

Oh, like somebody.

[B]

Yeah. I wish we did that.

[C]

You don't want a double kid.

[B]

I think that would be very.

[C]

You do not want a double kiss Italian.

[B]

It's like, what? You don't have to kiss their cheek. You kiss air.

[A]

Kind of.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I think we should start doing it.

[A]

I think there's a.

[B]

Anyone wants to do that?

[E]

You double kiss dudes.

[B]

I would double kiss dudes.

[C]

All right. Come. Somebody comes on PMT and he's a European soccer player. Yeah. And you're just double kiss. Yeah. Nothing to it.

[B]

I would love to.

[C]

You're fronting.

[B]

I don't think they want to your front end.

[E]

I feel like that's. That's a good replacement for shaking a woman's hand.

[A]

Double.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't know if I could double kiss.

[B]

Restaurants give you crackers. Sweatpants without zipper pockets. Oh, red zone turnovers when you have the over. That's very specific, but I really hate it. Kayaking, hate. Pickle ball hate.

[C]

Oh, I get that one.

[A]

I think pickle's fun.

[B]

Weed is a gift. Don't give me weed.

[F]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

How often does that happen?

[C]

A lot.

[B]

I don't want it.

[F]

Like, when. What?

[B]

I can go buy my own weed.

[F]

True. But in what?

[B]

Stu used to do it a lot, and I love Stu, but he used to come to the office and just hand people.

[A]

I remember that.

[B]

And I just like, Stu, I don't want this. If I want to smoke weed, I'll go buy my weed.

[D]

I do feel like weed's very particular for each person.

[B]

Right.

[D]

So I don't really always trust other people.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Right.

[D]

I know exactly what I like, and I.

[B]

No touch. Strip clubs. We talked about. Oh, Z, I got one for you. I think offsides in soccer shouldn't exist.

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah. I think you should be able to cherry pick. It would make it awesome. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Offside sucks. Joel and Arti hate him. I hate lawyers. Like, so what, you read more than us and you can actually, actually, like, you know, read a document. Cool, dude.

[A]

Yeah. And you have so much more power than us because way too much power.

[B]

I'll get a lawyer on you. And that's scary. That's a scary thing. Like, that shouldn't be a scary thing to be like, oh, the nerd in class who had a really good attention to detail and could lock themselves into the library for 10 hours. He's now the threat that you have to deal with.

[E]

You can ruin your life.

[B]

Right. And you, and you also, like, I don't. If I'm in a room with a lawyer, like, I'm immediately, like, emasculated to the point where I. Anything I say, I'm worried.

[F]

They are threat. Yeah, they're threats. That's what they do it for.

[B]

Olives with pits. Oh, yeah. Especially.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Especially like in a Greek salad.

[A]

But what about. So like, Athenian room?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Order the. You order olives as an appetizer? Yeah, they have pits. Yeah. What about standalone olives?

[B]

Standalone olives I can deal with, but if they're in a. In something else, because I'm going full metal when I'm chewing and then up. Boom, pit.

[A]

Oh, what do you mean by sex salad?

[B]

A Greek salad.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know where they have the cheese, gyro meat. Talked about umbrellas. Emails are.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Done with emails.

[F]

Thank you.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Text me. I don't give a. It's so much easier to text. And then I just miss the email. Then you follow up with the email. Just stop with the email.

[C]

When's the last time you checked your barstool email?

[B]

I have it.

[C]

Do you check it?

[B]

Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I haven't checked mine in a month.

[B]

Oh, that's a problem.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I have one that will actually get me canceled.

[C]

You know why? Because. Password.

[A]

Okay, wait, you don't have your password.

[B]

The last one. Yeah.

[F]

What is the last one?

[B]

I.

[F]

What is the.

[A]

Give a hint.

[C]

No. Say the thing.

[B]

I think in life you get to a certain age that you should have to pick us. Pick. Pick which lane you're going in. And you can't just keep switching back and forth in lanes.

[A]

It's like serial.

[F]

No, like in metaphorically or driving sexually.

[E]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. You should decide in high school.

[C]

You should.

[B]

No, not, maybe not high school, like 30, but shouldn't get to the whole world. Shouldn't be open to you. That feels unfair.

[A]

Experimenting stops.

[B]

You just have to pay. Like, maybe you could still dabble, but like, you should, you should have to declare. If you have to declare a major after a couple years in college.

[A]

If you legally have to declare your sexuality at 35, that would be. That would be like, pretty intense.

[B]

It would be so intense. Yeah, like you're never going to switch back.

[A]

Like signing up for selective service at 18.

[B]

No, I, I. People who want to switch but like, like the. This is a stupid one. It's a dumb one. That's a dumb. All right, let's see what other people have.

[E]

Like a five star recruit putting a hat on.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So we do an ad picture.

[B]

Well, it's just like you get. You get the whole world.

[D]

That's Chap said he's recording, but he's.

[F]

Like, oh, now I'm.

[B]

Yeah, you get the whole world.

[F]

That's kind of on now. I can. Whoever.

[B]

I guess maybe it's small smarter to be like, I get the whole world. That's kind of cool. All right, maybe I'm actually back on it. Yeah, go ahead, do the last set.

[C]

Did we do Roback?

[B]

No.

[C]

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[D]

Chaps says QR code menus when you're at a restaurant. Yeah. They don't have a menu and you have to use the QR code.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

People who don't just throw a card in to split the church check. People who stop shoveling snow or mowing right at their property line. Yeah, I will agree because I'll do my neighbors fun shoveling. I'll do my Y. People are too loud on their phones in public. Like listening to a video really loud on the bus or something. People who don't kind of run red lights in Chicago. He says run the red light. Don't jam on your brakes. I guess Chicago is too friendly.

[F]

Too friendly, too patient.

[D]

Anything that's sticky.

[F]

Oh, that might be the best.

[A]

I hate SAP.

[D]

SAP. SAP is tough.

[B]

You brush up against a pine, you have it for life forever.

[A]

I have some SAP on me from 90s.

[B]

All right, Nikki.

[A]

All right, I got four. I'll go quick. Is that all right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, go for it. All right.

[A]

So when you're in the dentist chair and they Put those plastic things in your mouth and you're like spread wide open and they start asking you questions.

[B]

Yeah, good one.

[F]

They do do that.

[A]

Barbers that are always late. Like when my appointment's at 10 at.

[F]

And I'm not in the chair till like 10:45.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

Okay, so that was just a shot at Joel.

[A]

No, Joel's on time.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Like, this is my old barber back home. Like, I know if my appointment's at 10, I might as well not even show up till 1030 cuz it was always late.

[B]

I kind of hate dudes that make barber appointments.

[A]

Okay, fair.

[F]

This is.

[B]

This might just be like a white.

[F]

Kid thing, but like when they call.

[A]

Their mom by their first name, like, I hate that.

[B]

Yeah, he is.

[A]

Like when people are like, like, be quiet, Sydney.

[C]

You sure?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like you should call your mom.

[B]

Yeah, I agree.

[A]

And then people thinking I'm gay cuz I like Justin Bieber. Oh, I. I think that's passed.

[F]

That's.

[A]

That's not why we said you're allowed that list though.

[B]

Calling your mom else in.

[A]

If some a kid calls their mom by their name.

[B]

Oh, it's so disrespectful.

[A]

Or when their parents encourage you.

[B]

I always feel uncomfortable.

[C]

Yeah, he's 100%.

[A]

Yeah, he is. But he doesn't want to be even still.

[D]

My aunts and uncles are like, just call me Mike now. And I'm like, I can't.

[A]

Like Rick. I just got one dine in movie theaters. You got the waiters running around, blocking.

[E]

The screen, flashlights looking at the menu.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

They're always bringing out loud foods that you got to crunch. Soup.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Stick to popcorn and candy.

[F]

I want to eat two hours. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. They tried to make it like so cool. Like, oh yeah, you can eat a meal while you watch a movie to do that.

[E]

Home.

[A]

The American theater experience is tried and true for decades.

[F]

That's. We need to reinvent the wheel.

[A]

Great, great one.

[B]

Send anyone else in? Oh, we got a line. Nice.

[A]

Let's get them all out here.

[C]

Oh, boy.

[A]

Chuck, you sore?

[B]

Chuck, you sore?

[A]

Yeah, I'm definitely sore. Yeah. I have parents with a hundred ish followers on social media that hide their child's face with an emoji.

[B]

That's so good. You're so right.

[A]

Another parent.

[B]

You're not a celebrity when you're wiping your kid's ass.

[A]

And the wet wipes, like you can't grab one at a time.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

They just all get stuck.

[B]

So you use the whole package, you know, I do. I always pre I take out. I like take out like 10 on its own. Early on.

[A]

Craziness.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Closing the open bar during the dinner. A wedding.

[B]

Oh, oh, for. Oh, for the dinner party.

[C]

Cheap wine.

[A]

And then you end up getting actually more up because it's like bad wine. On the wedding note, for those of you who don't know me, Wedding speech intros. For those of you that don't know me.

[B]

Oh, it's everyone. Wait, but hold on, Chuck. The only thing with the open bar thing is you do kind of. It does open up the ability to feel like a badass for giving the bartender like a 20 to be like, can you just sneak me one? Yeah, that's a good move. Like, that feels good. That feels good.

[A]

Disney adults.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Somebody around your age calling you buddy besides Stephen Che.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. People that meetings.

[E]

Just have meetings.

[A]

Yeah. Dudes who get a bad thigh tat as their first tattoo and wear the shortest shorts possible to show off that.

[B]

They got a tattoo.

[A]

Not my first tat. And in New York, specifically, people who don't know how to walk with umbrellas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I would get, like, poked in the eye.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

With it.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Umbrellas in general. Good job, Chuck. That's a good list.

[A]

Rudy's first tattoo was on his thigh. And we, like, took a picture for anus and he like stuck his leg. He had his leg. So weird to like, he like, propped it up.

[C]

Oh, oh, here we go.

[D]

I gotta start with the obvious one. Running shoes and jeans.

[B]

Oh, not a fan.

[A]

I know, I know, I'm sorry. Next one.

[D]

Sweating and being out of breath.

[A]

Not a fan. Sharing that.

[D]

Beds.

[F]

Not a fan.

[B]

Wait, sharing beds?

[A]

Yeah, I'm.

[D]

I'm an only child.

[A]

It.

[E]

Well, I didn't see my brother and sister.

[D]

Yeah. But I think it's like a space thing. It's just like, like if you're on a girls trip. If I'm on.

[A]

If I'm on a girls sleep on the floor. If there's a king size bed, I'll.

[D]

Give someone the king size bed on the floor in order to have my.

[B]

Wait, but like, what about, like, Nikki smokes?

[D]

I didn't, like, sleep well. I don't sleep well with boys either.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I prefer not to.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Ubers or anyone in general who tries to talk to you when you very.

[D]

Clearly have headphones on and they're like, how was your day? It's like, dude, I'm.

[A]

I'm busy. Yeah, I'm locked in Ubers that smell like shit. I've gotten a lot of those recently.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

People on the sidewalk walking in large groups and then you try to like.

[D]

Pass them and there's like a group.

[A]

Of 10 of them in a row.

[B]

That also off that one just anytime you get caught like right after school and there's teenagers walking on the sidewalk.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh boy.

[E]

Just teens in general.

[B]

They're just gonna make fun of me. I don't know. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

People who don't say thank you when you text them happy birthday or you can crad or you congratulate them on something.

[D]

It's like I went out of my.

[A]

Way to be nice and you can't say thank you. Yeah. That's annoying.

[D]

And oh, remembering that anchovies are a key part to Caesar salad. You know when you're like eating it and it's like oh this tastes really good. And then you remember oh there's like.

[F]

A ground up fish. Anymore paste?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's damn good list.

[B]

Good list. Also off of Caesar salads. I hate when they just give you a big thing of lettuce and you have to cut it up.

[F]

Agree. Chop to completion.

[B]

Yeah, chop that.

[C]

Uhoh.

[B]

Oh no. Hanko.

[A]

I expected to be a big hater. No at all.

[C]

To everybody.

[A]

Okay, here comes trouble. How many can I say?

[B]

As many as you want.

[F]

Want.

[A]

Some of them are going to be repeats.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And there's no particular on your own.

[B]

Don't say them your own repeats.

[A]

No. From like you guys mentioned. Okay.

[B]

You also think Michael Jackson should be yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Rock.

[A]

I do listen to his music. If it comes on correct, you agree.

[E]

With one of Z. Is that what you said?

[F]

So that was insane.

[A]

We got to give us a B to keep trying fanatics. So bad sports uniforms too. This is kind of what KB was saying earlier. Being too sure of their evaluation of something they're probably not right about. But like sports, movies, politics where it's like be a little open minded.

[B]

Yep.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Barbed wire. Stupid drivers.

[B]

Wait, wait, how. How often are you coming across barbed wire?

[A]

Barbed wire was my quicksand for my entire life. Where you always think that quicksand you you're going to deal with as barbed wire. Was that for me?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

It's just never gone away.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I've had a lot of clashes with barbed wire.

[F]

You're always coming across barbed wire.

[A]

I do have it right outside of my apartment and I eyeball it every time.

[F]

Oh that's the sight of it. It's not idea of it. It's it.

[A]

It makes terrifying.

[B]

You're okay with like Pamela Anderson tattoo Brian or lacker like you're okay with that, right?

[A]

It's weird still.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Why would you. You do that?

[B]

It looks Anderson. Yeah, that movie was awesome.

[A]

Stupid drivers.

[F]

Not caring.

[A]

Like I don't get not caring about a thing.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Lack of passion maybe. Lack of attention.

[B]

Some things you can not care about. Right.

[A]

But as long as it's like thought about. Have some like intentionality to it, I guess. Cuz then you still care about why you feel that way.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

Yep. Being reckless, I guess. Bad handwriting.

[B]

O.

[A]

This is what Brandon was saying. Leaving your shopping cart where it doesn't belong. Or like leaving a product where it doesn't belong. Like you grab something, you just put it somewhere. Cuz that's where you're standing. Lazy. When it's refrigerated, sometimes you see it next to the chips.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

There's like milk right next to the shopping in clothes.

[A]

And there's like a can of pop. Like why are you doing that?

[B]

Yeah, can of pop.

[A]

Why is there a pop in the clothes?

[B]

Hey, who put my pop.

[A]

The is this ain't clothes. Canop is a can of pop. Bezos Michigan or the University of Michigan.

[B]

Y Packers.

[A]

Sleeping hot. Bad coffee. Being mean or rude. Trying to watch live sports anymore. Back to the ESPN thing.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Spiders. Body stuff. Like I have a weak stomach body like gore. Like if you're watching like and they just gut them, I'm going.

[C]

You call that body body stuff?

[A]

Yeah, I like body stuff.

[C]

All right.

[A]

No body stuff when I can't see.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Not necessarily in the dark, but if I'm trying to read something and I can't see. Frustrating people who steal bike tires. Cuz that just happened to me a few days ago. They stole your bike tire? One tire. I drove. I biked 2 1/2 miles to see a movie. Got out, Got to. My bike tire's gone.

[F]

Not cool.

[B]

That's crazy.

[E]

It left the whole bike.

[A]

We got to find a criminal unicycle. One tire. Brandon, I think mentioned this poor plane etiquette or that was talked about on here before. Hot chocolate parties and gross people.

[F]

Parties.

[A]

Just a lot of people.

[C]

Hot chocolate.

[F]

Hot chocolate's not good.

[C]

Yes it is.

[B]

What?

[F]

Not good.

[B]

I mean, listen, this is your hate list. Yeah.

[E]

I can't step on it.

[A]

It's not good. Yeah, I don't like it.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

What was your last one? Gross people. Just being gross or unkept. What's next? Terrorism. Like of course we hate. Touche. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

That's it.

[F]

Good list.

[D]

These would be good.

[A]

All Right. Sorry about your bike.

[B]

Good.

[D]

I want to miss.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[C]

Say, okay. Hey, make that microphone fall if you can.

[B]

I one that got off my list was. But you could relate to it when the. When the. When the PJs delayed.

[C]

Oh, my God. You imagine.

[B]

Brutal.

[C]

Brutal.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I can't relate to that.

[B]

Blutman.

[A]

Hi, Brandon.

[C]

Hey, man.

[A]

I like a lot of things.

[C]

I hate a lot of things. I hate hair transplants. I think all the. I think all the bald stool stuff.

[A]

Is repulsive and gross. And I've had a muted. I still see it. I can't look at that stuff. I don't know what I think. A lot of these people that have gone have good hair already or fine hair, and they ruin it.

[C]

I agree with that.

[A]

It's. It's disgusting. Mincy also texted me, and Mincy was telling me that we needed to get a Turkish basketball game on the TV.

[C]

Today in the cave, because they were.

[A]

Going, why are we doing that? I hate that texture. Are they, like, courtside?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't know. I hate the sun.

[C]

That one feels obvious.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I hate beans.

[B]

And I hate beans.

[C]

I hate beans.

[A]

All kinds. All kinds of beans. Well, jelly beans are.

[B]

Jelly beans are just shaped like.

[F]

You love jelly beans.

[B]

You love jelly beans.

[A]

I don't love jelly beans.

[B]

Yeah, you do. You go to your Asian market, you come to back with a bunch of jelly beans. You've offered me jelly beans before.

[A]

I'm sure I have. I hate people asking me why I.

[C]

Don'T like a food. I don't know.

[A]

I just don't like it. Don't taste good.

[C]

All right. Can't make jokes on Twitter anymore.

[B]

I hate that. Yeah, I hate that.

[C]

There's a Slovakia and a Slovenia.

[A]

I don't get why they're so similarly named. They're right next to each other and they have, like, the same exact flag. How can you tell the difference?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Just making one. Well, you think?

[F]

I think. Well, I think they're different enough.

[A]

Okay. I hate when referees ruin games that you've put and invested hours of your own work and energy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And at the end of the game, they completely ruin it.

[B]

And then when you go, and you.

[A]

Want critter, I criticize the referee. You're not allowed to.

[C]

How does that make sense? Doesn't.

[B]

Yeah, but the opposite it is. I hate that everyone wants to make refs like robot arms.

[A]

I hate that, too, because you need the human air, but they should have to.

[B]

You need somebody.

[F]

Why do you need.

[B]

Why do you. Why do you need error? Because if you took away the human error, we would have, like 50% of the less conversations we can have as guys.

[F]

Oh, it's more.

[B]

And also, you'd have to admit that your team was not as good. A terrible thing to do.

[A]

Did not think of it.

[B]

I can't blame other people.

[A]

I just think the ref should have to hold themselves accountable in like a press conference sort of deal or something.

[B]

Agreed.

[A]

I hate that I watched Freaks and.

[C]

Geeks a few years ago and I.

[A]

Got excited to see a second season.

[C]

There was no second.

[B]

Oh, that's such a good one. When you're. When a good show doesn't do another season. I hate that.

[A]

I hate the plain seating situation. I'll never understand the reclining seats.

[C]

I'll never do that.

[A]

But I hate. I'm like 6263 and I hate when I get stuck in the middle seat. I feel like. Like there should be height requirements on seats.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yes. Agreed with that.

[A]

6263. You should have to, like, when you go pathetic titan. Oh, my God.

[E]

When you go to pick your seat, you should have to put in. There's probably a reason you can't do this.

[B]

Yeah, no, but you're right.

[E]

I'm just gonna say it. I'm just gonna say it. You should have to put your height and weight. Like, when I'm going to pick a seat, I can see the height and weight of all the people around.

[B]

Yeah. I mean. And no, it should be even more than that. Should be height, weight. Do you plan on eating?

[A]

Eating?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Like, it should be everything. Do you plan on using the bathroom? Like, how. How weak is your bladder?

[E]

Your thoughts on tuna?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. There should be a tune.

[E]

All your thoughts on tuna.

[B]

There should be the Brandon Walker, I have to piss 17 times section. Like, there should be all those.

[E]

Yep.

[A]

What's up, guys? Hey.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Okay, I got a couple. I'll make it quick. Bad dog owners.

[B]

Yeah. Cody.

[A]

Like, yeah. Specifically.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Or like when. When a dog's just like, biting your leg. Leg. And the owner's like, don't do anything about it. It's annoying.

[B]

Specifically, my mom.

[A]

What she does is she'll text me and then I'll reply and then I'll get the do not disturb message. Like, with the driving. It's like, that's the first thing that.

[B]

Happens when she responds. I hate that when you're on a plane and they don't stop talking.

[A]

Like, they. Like, you get on the captain's like, hey, we're about to take Off. And then, like, they do the safety thing, which I get.

[B]

And then they, like, run ads for.

[A]

Like, credit cards or whatever, and, like, all that stuff. I just hate when they don't shut up.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And then the last one is Twitter. Like, people have been quote, tweeting and, like, cliffhangers. It's, like, really stupid.

[B]

Oh, the. No context. Yeah, like, you don't.

[A]

Like, you don't want to know why.

[B]

This list is like, that drives me. And then all the replies are just people posting. The context, please. Yeah.

[A]

And they're like, what. What could it be?

[C]

And it's just like.

[A]

It's like, I can't believe I didn't notice this the first time. But I never tell you what it is.

[B]

Yep. Hate that.

[C]

That.

[A]

Okay, good list. Good list, Graham.

[B]

Feels good.

[A]

I always feel so uncomfortable when I'm next to the flight attendant who's doing the whole seat belt mask thing, and I feel like I have to look.

[F]

Up and look at him.

[E]

Here we go.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What's up, guys? Ron Deutsch. Are we dressed alike, too, or me, you and Doug dressed the same today? Yeah. You're giving someone else. I. I wasn't giving them. Yeah, I didn't.

[F]

I just didn't want you to see.

[A]

Me, but, yes, we are.

[E]

All right.

[A]

So be it.

[F]

I like it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Deutsch is going to work out with us tomorrow morning.

[C]

That's what he says.

[B]

Yeah. Nick, you're.

[A]

I'm never doing it. I'll be here at 8. 45.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Love it. All right, so I just have one big one.

[E]

Women with retractable dog leashes in crowded areas.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

They let out, like, 15ft of slack.

[E]

They have no idea what's going on.

[A]

It's getting tangled around bikers, bar stools.

[E]

They just.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I think everybody wants to meet their dog.

[B]

Yep.

[F]

Right?

[A]

I've never seen a guy with a.

[F]

Men don't do that.

[A]

No, that's. Yeah, that's right.

[B]

That's great.

[A]

For it.

[B]

We can solve that.

[A]

His phone out.

[B]

Deutsch will be the happiest man in the world.

[A]

Yeah, you're right. That's the one thing.

[C]

He needed his phone.

[A]

He need his phone just in case.

[B]

It hits harder when it's just one. He works.

[F]

Right.

[A]

Easy Pass lanes. Why can we not just drive through them? Like, why are we still stopping at Easy Pass?

[B]

Some of you like the.

[A]

Like the ones that are like, tickets, and there's no option to just keep driving. You just stop.

[D]

Illinois sucks about that.

[B]

There's some.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

People who are Bothered by getting splashed in pools.

[B]

Oh, good one.

[C]

Yep.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You're in a pool.

[F]

Where are you?

[B]

You're in a pool.

[A]

Like, you're going to get wet.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So.

[A]

Deli at hollow. That's Dom's catchphrase, actually.

[D]

You're.

[F]

You're.

[A]

Whether you like it or not.

[E]

Could you say that after all of.

[A]

These stuff you got to get.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's just.

[A]

Here's your sign. Delis at hollow out bread.

[B]

Who does that?

[A]

A lot of delis. You have the option to hollow out the bread.

[B]

Oh, you have the option.

[A]

And they just throw the. The middle of the bread out. I think that's disrespectful.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

The who.

[B]

The bread.

[A]

The bread.

[C]

They made the bread.

[A]

I know, but you're just wasting bread. You're going to part over the bread. When I used to work at a date deli, and. Oh, okay, here we go to the root of it. Yeah. They said I would be slicing stuff, and I would ask, how would you like that?

[C]

Sliced?

[A]

And they would say, for sandwiches. What does that mean exactly? Like, I would be, like, thin, medium, whatever. And they would just respond for sandwiches. Or like, this one guy would come in and say all the way through, which is. Which was awesome.

[E]

Say.

[F]

Say your phrase.

[B]

What's the phrase? You're gonna get wet. You're gonna get wet.

[A]

I'd say do the next one and then end it with your phrase. Okay.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Restaurants that leave the shrimp tail on, you know.

[F]

Agreed.

[A]

College advisors is the last one. Oh, you know you're gonna get wet.

[B]

All right. Good job, Dom.

[E]

We got something.

[B]

He's right about the splashing, though.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You're going to get wet.

[E]

Can I. Can I ask something now that he's not here? What are you supposed to say when you want your. Your meat slice?

[B]

I think you should say, like, thin.

[E]

We all know what we're talking.

[C]

Paper thin.

[F]

A lot of delis have a, like, chart.

[C]

You want to end the show?

[B]

Well, no, if. If your number one isn't myself.

[A]

No, I would never do that.

[B]

Okay. What?

[C]

What?

[A]

It isn't. He would never do that. Okay.

[F]

Grown men who wear leggings under their.

[A]

Shorts at the gym.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

People who back into park but clearly can't do it. Oh.

[F]

When people bite or rip half a donut in a group setting and put the other half back in the box.

[A]

Happens here a lot.

[F]

Are you doing dog owners who don't clean up their dog's poop after and. No, I always do.

[A]

When you're at a grocery store Self checkout.

[F]

And you have like a produce item that you have to type in.

[A]

And then it goes back and it's.

[F]

Like, scan your banana.

[A]

And it's just so embarrassing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That happened to me yesterday with coleslaw. They couldn't get the code.

[F]

They could.

[A]

They're like, we don't have a price for this coleslaw.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I just couldn't get it.

[B]

That's.

[A]

Was good.

[C]

That was pleasantly brief.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Anybody else somebody wants to.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

All right, here we go.

[B]

Wyatt.

[F]

He has some strange strong opinions.

[E]

He does.

[A]

Okay. I hate the late night. Jimmy's Fallon. Kimmel.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

I hate Jimmy Fallon's fake laugh that he does.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I hate how all of the anecdotes are pre planned and there's tons of meetings that go into them. And then he brings it up like. So I heard, like, you know, your mom is. And then they have to act like.

[F]

It'S all, you know, very artificial.

[A]

I hate the rate of inflation in the fast food industry since COVID heavily outperformed inflation everywhere else. So, like McDonald's, you know, a shake is like $5.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The price of a hash brown. Like, Brandon, I'm sure you can tell I hate that Sunday is technically the first day of the week.

[F]

Just not, like, should not be.

[A]

It's just not the first day. Sunday's the last day of the weekend.

[F]

Right.

[D]

Monday should be the first Monday.

[A]

That is, if you look up. What is the first calendar.

[B]

Oh, you're saying calendar, like any sort of perspective.

[A]

Sunday is the first.

[B]

Yeah. No, it's not, though.

[C]

But.

[B]

I know, but it's not technically.

[C]

Yeah, that's what's the problem.

[B]

I agree with your hate. I'm agreeing with you.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I've never acknowledged it.

[A]

I hate the music copyright laws we.

[F]

Have to follow as a company.

[A]

They drive me absolutely insane.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah, brutal.

[A]

I hate people who drive on the shoulder to avoid traffic. They're the most selfish, selfish people in the country. And then I also hate people who drive like 100 miles an hour in and out of traffic and then posted on Instagram. Know those people?

[B]

I've seen it. Danny Boy Hustle Hard rocks. But I think.

[A]

I think they all.

[F]

Danny Boy Hustle Hard.

[B]

You don't know Danny Boy Hustle Hard?

[F]

No.

[C]

Is he a Danny Boys are there.

[B]

Danny Boy Hustle Hard is. He's friends with Jerry. He's my friend as well. He's. He basically picks up, like, all the New York Giants. He was the one who picked up Antonio Brown when he flipped out and left the Jack jets game.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

He does a good job of going.

[F]

Okay. He's professional.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate when brands have like an ambassador like the Capital One bank guy or Jake from State Farm and they act like they're celebrities.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

When you could just get a celebrity to be the celebrity. Like I hate that we gallivant Jake from State Farm as if he's cool. He's always dapping up athletes.

[B]

That's a really good one.

[A]

He's mean. Muga next to Saquon.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate, hate being sold when you're in a store and they're like, oh, just so you know, we're having 30 off on this and they just keep going on and I'm not going to buy anything.

[B]

But it's. I hate, I hate when they come up and they're like, can I help you with anything? It's like, no, if I need help, I'll come ask for it.

[A]

It happened to me yesterday at Warby Parker.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I got a pair of green glasses. Am I ever going to wear green glasses?

[F]

Suckered into green. Yeah.

[A]

She was like the green or hip. And I was like, so I'll do the black and the green.

[B]

Oh, and they just stare at you.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I hate how many actors have Botox now and the fact that there's going to be so many good roles that people could have that just aren't going to be had anymore. Like who would play Costanza today? There's nobody who's fat and bald and short. Everybody just looks better than that.

[B]

Good point.

[A]

I hate when movie trailers give away the first 90 minutes of a movie.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think that happens way too often now. I wear my AirPods during the movie trailers.

[B]

When.

[A]

And then I hate people.

[B]

Close your eyes.

[A]

I just look at my phone. I go on TikTok.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And I hate people that say they don't have the attention span for movies.

[B]

Ah.

[A]

Which I know Brandon said yes. Yeah. But not directly anymore.

[B]

No, but that is. Yeah, that's a joke to say. Yeah. Okay. Good job, Wyatt.

[C]

I got one more.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I hate when you make a life changing decision and you buy your mom a house and then seven months later she leaves and then you have to sell it and then you have to meet the realtor in Antioch at 3:30.

[B]

Okay. See you, Brandon.

[F]

See y.

[A]

And the value has gone down, down because of guinea pig piss.

[B]

Maserati Michael. Man, I got when I was talking to Maserati Michael because like, you know Dave buying all the, all the Patriots fans tickets to the Super Bowl. I was in my head, I was like, if the Bears ever go to the super bowl, like, I'm gonna be out a lot of money. And the two, like, pictures in my head was White Sox Dave and Maserata Michael. Both cost me, like, like 30K.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

But I will do it.

[A]

You would have to pick one of them.

[B]

I will do it. No, they both would go, but I just was like. I walked in that Monday, I was just like, God damn it. Yeah, you know what? You're. You're coming.

[F]

Mike's on the list.

[B]

Yeah, Mike is. Michael's on the list.

[A]

I got a bunch. So I'll fly through some of them. People who have their phones on do not disturb all the time, so you have to call them twice to, like, actually get through. Just don't have a phone or just text them. Yeah, well, even that. It won't get through. Like, you have to do that anyways. Dax flu. Lame. I don't like his bit. Is just, like, his awkward bit. Yeah, I don't like it.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Bobby at Atlas.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Like the female equivalent of him.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Social blunders. I hate him. I hate social blunders. One month into working here, I was sitting on, like, the front couch in the gambling cave, and Z was behind me, and you went to dap up Zah and I went for the dap, and you just went right over my head.

[B]

I don't remember that, but I'm sorry.

[A]

How often do you think of that?

[F]

Often.

[A]

Often enough to Z. Do you remember this? I think I saw. I. I remember sitting and watching football. Confusing online menus, they just suck. Like, they're hard to navigate. People who drive slow in the left lane and don't move over for you. Like, in Chicago, we drive fast. You should move over and know that.

[B]

By the way, the online menu thing, I hate when the online menu is different than the regular menu. Why?

[E]

He's not talking.

[A]

I don't think he's talking restaurants, though, though, is he? Yeah.

[B]

But that's the worst when you're like, why don't. Why can't I order regular menu?

[F]

The website just doesn't automatically lead to the menu.

[A]

Yeah, I don't need. I don't need the.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

You'll be like. And then you'll hit menu, and it'll go to brunch and which menu?

[A]

The first thing on a restaurant's website being our story.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Get out of here.

[A]

Manatees. Hey, now. It's more. It's more. I have, like, an irrational Fear of manatees. So I. But I don't. I don't with them.

[B]

Aren't they like the most docile animals possible?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I got sea cows, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Ows. I got jump scared by one jump. When I was fishing. I was like 12, it was nighttime, and I was just like using my flashlight to look at the water, and then there was just like a 8 foot, 400 pound thing in front of me. It scared the. I don't like. I don't like.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Overly firm handshakes. You're doing too much YouTube ads on the table TV that are like 50 seconds long and unskippable when my phone doesn't connect to the Bluetooth in my car.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Enrages me more than anything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the microwave we have in the kitchen. Why is the timer a dial?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It also doesn't spin the food and.

[D]

It keeps going when you open the door.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Am I about to get burned?

[A]

So it doesn't spin the food. It's a dial.

[E]

It is.

[B]

It's the weirdest thing.

[A]

Yes. It's.

[B]

It's.

[A]

It's the worst. Microwave.

[B]

We got a microwave from 1970. 72.

[F]

Yeah, we do.

[B]

All right, Good job, Mike.

[E]

Great work.

[B]

Who else?

[A]

We got Maserati.

[B]

Michael, do we do all the ads?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, Rudy.

[A]

Oh, hey, guys. What's up, Rudy? How you guys doing?

[F]

Good, good.

[A]

Do I just run through them?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

All right, cool.

[A]

They're kind of categorized.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So these first ones is. Is the. The grammar section.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I hate commas.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The first ones is the grammar section.

[B]

We got you.

[A]

I just hate. I don't understand how they're like. Oh, yeah, you can use a comma there if you want to, but if you put it in the wrong place, you get in trouble. The litigation surrounding commas is insane. I hate I before e except after C. Such. It's so easy to remember, though.

[B]

So easy.

[A]

Why is that a rule?

[F]

Yeah. But then there's caveats.

[B]

We're going to. We're going to systematically break down the English language here.

[A]

Well, I just like, someone made that rule. I can't like freestyle. I think it's. It's only a rule because it rhymes. Otters.

[E]

Oh, good. That's a good one.

[A]

They're not adorable necrophiliacs.

[B]

Really.

[D]

What?

[B]

But they hold. They have little rocks.

[A]

That's cute.

[B]

They hold their favorite rocks in their pouch.

[A]

You're separating the art from the artist.

[B]

Yeah. I'm just saying, man.

[A]

Oh, this one. I really hate this. Okay. I Hate when people say that, like, they're. We should be grateful that we are born on Earth and it's perfect for sustaining life. I've heard that. Yes. Like, how lucky.

[F]

Going to be born.

[A]

How lucky are we that we.

[B]

I think. All right, so Earth, I get. But, like, when. When you look at the statistics of, like, being born in America, I do feel pretty great.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

That's different.

[B]

Like, look at when, like, could be born anywhere.

[A]

Science, they're like, earth is so perfect for life. How lucky are we?

[B]

And it's like, yeah, where else would you be born?

[A]

You're not gonna be spontaneously born on Uranus.

[E]

Are we still on the grammar section?

[B]

No, this is.

[A]

This is the celestial. What else? How small is the. Oh, I hated the direction of the Free the nipple campaign. Hated it.

[F]

What do you mean?

[A]

Well, because there was, like, the whole thing was like, free the nipple. And they were posting online. They're like, we got to free the nipple. And I think everyone was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, they didn't go to, like, Congress. Like, why are you yelling at us? Oh, yeah, yeah. People are yelling at us to free the. Free the nipple. Like, I'm not.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I'm not hiding.

[B]

By all means.

[A]

Okay, yeah. Permission granted.

[B]

Put it in a federal law.

[A]

Whatever happened to. Whatever happened to that campaign? Yeah. Misguided direction.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Great. Cause bad leadership.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You need to take up the mantle.

[B]

I'll revive it. I don't know.

[A]

These are all stupid, dude. These are stu.

[B]

Oh, credit scores.

[C]

Oh, boy. Okay.

[A]

Why. Why is my credit score a secret?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

You can find it out. I know you get it, but then.

[B]

You go ask for it, and they're.

[A]

Like, okay, we'll go get it for you. It's my. I made it.

[B]

That's true.

[A]

I. I don't have it. I don't understand.

[B]

Say thank you.

[A]

I'll get a notification. It went down eight points, and I didn't do anything.

[B]

Right.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't get that. A lot of these have to do with, like, the physical laws of the universe.

[B]

Oh, I hate.

[A]

I. I mean, like, energy can't be created nor destroyed. That's just like. All right. You want to be able to create and destroy.

[B]

Very limiting. I'm not.

[A]

Man that.

[B]

I love it.

[F]

Nothing new here. My move. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. All right, well, I guess I'll transfer it forever.

[B]

I hate.

[A]

I hate that showers can get dirty. Oh, yeah. I like that.

[E]

It doesn't make a lot of sense.

[A]

Because what do you clean a shower with?

[E]

Right?

[A]

Develop A more shower.

[E]

It's supposed to be a clean sink. Sanctuary.

[B]

You're right.

[E]

Why is it dirty? It just seems like, how could it get dirty? It just seems like you're only doing clean things in there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dust too. I thought that dust was going to take forever to show up. And it shows up all the time.

[B]

Everywhere. All the time.

[A]

If you have a bathtub in your house, it gets dust in one day. Yeah, well, it gets disgusting. Yeah, dude. It's crazy. And then it gets moldy, and then it's like, oh, what do you need for it? Soap and water. It's like, it gets that every.

[E]

Every day.

[A]

It just seems like a glitch in the system. Pant sizes, no consistency.

[B]

I agree with that.

[A]

Like, you get a 32. 32 one place in the other place.

[C]

Just ridiculous.

[B]

I'm gonna walk this one off, okay?

[A]

Because I don't want to be around. Because I've never been on the right side of this. So I'm just gonna say it and go, okay.

[F]

Yeah, perfect.

[A]

I hate the Fray.

[B]

Whoa. No, no.

[A]

He hates the phrase so much.

[F]

Done this before.

[A]

The Fray.

[C]

Rock box.

[B]

Oh, man.

[F]

The phrase. Just amazing.

[A]

I never knew. You know what, though? I was at a place where the Fray was performing.

[B]

Oh, no.

[F]

Get comfortable.

[A]

I'll save it. I'll save it.

[B]

Strap in, boy. Here we go.

[A]

All right, so the first thing I hate is this. Because I hate for the love of the game. This is performative. So I hate this whole hater thing.

[F]

But I'm gonna do it anyway.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

Okay, okay.

[A]

People that get up once. More than once during a sporting event, you get one, and then if you try to get out after that, you're. You're an.

[B]

Are you counting half times?

[A]

No.

[B]

Okay. I agree with that. Yes.

[A]

The Chicago Teachers Union.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

The proliferation.

[B]

Your kids are in Chicago public schools.

[A]

No, don't have kids.

[B]

Okay, got it, got it.

[A]

The proliferation of aolies.

[F]

The.

[A]

Popped up waiters that don't write things down.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

People who complain about balls and strikes from the 300 level.

[B]

Oh, I think that's funny.

[A]

People whose argument in favor of expanding the College Football playoff is that you don't want more football. The wedding industrial complex.

[B]

Are. You're getting married? When?

[A]

June 12th.

[C]

I had a thing yesterday. That was the worst.

[A]

What was the thing? I can't.

[F]

They.

[A]

They.

[B]

You in so much trouble, dude.

[A]

Who's they? They get so mad.

[B]

You know who they are.

[A]

The fake Italian and Irish people.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

Instagram post for parents who aren't on social media.

[E]

Uhhuh.

[B]

Yeah. Like, wishing them, like, a happy birthday.

[A]

Like, happy Father's Day to my dad. Who doesn't see.

[B]

Yeah. Not tagged.

[D]

It's.

[A]

It's the biggest. Look at me.

[B]

Y.

[A]

People who act incredulous that you haven't seen a movie from the 80s.

[B]

Yes, I'm with you on the.

[A]

That people who pretend the ocean is good. Qr.

[F]

Go. Go on with that.

[A]

Ocean is good. Yeah, the ocean sucks. It's dirty. It's. There's fish in it. It's terrible. There's a pool right there.

[B]

I agree with that.

[A]

Do you think it's. Do you think it's good to look at?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, great. To look at. If you get in and pretend you like it, you're an QR Only menus.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then.

[B]

Oh, but hold on. Big T. The QR menus, when it was during COVID that was a great time and place because you could pretend that you were looking at the menu while you checked all the scores.

[A]

Why can't you just do that anyway?

[B]

I mean, you know, it's rude at a table, but I would always just get my. Like, I would basically be like, oh, let me look at the menu. And then I'd just be looking at all my.

[A]

And worse than QR menus is actually there's an establishment down the street who has a physical menu that then you has a QR on it. And some of the stuff is on. Only on the QR code. Yeah. Parlor pizza. Good. Good pizza, though.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And. And then eight employees here.

[C]

Eight.

[A]

Okay. Oh, man. This is what he's here for.

[B]

I love it. I love that his first one was just.

[D]

This is.

[B]

This sucks you guys are doing right now.

[F]

Horrible.

[D]

I think he proposed at the beach. I think he's in Ocean guy.

[B]

We should have said, too, when I sent the email, being like, we're doing a haters ball. Chef Donnie did reply just with Mark.

[E]

Mark.

[B]

He replied all Mark.

[A]

Mark.

[B]

All right. Is that it? That's a good way to end. This is fun.

[A]

That was a blast.

[B]

We might have to do this. A yearly thing. Just a yearly hatic.

[A]

I know. Who do we think?

[B]

They're all just really stupid things and, like, half of them kind of joke.

[A]

Oh. Wants to go too, right?

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. I have to fix the mic.

[A]

Okay. First one is people who hate things.

[F]

More passionately than you love them.

[A]

And so, for example, like, Taylor Swift is a big one.

[B]

Why are you looking at me?

[A]

No, I don't.

[D]

No, no, not specifically.

[B]

Okay, okay. Okay.

[D]

You're just in the center.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

No, like, when people specifically are like.

[A]

Oh, you like Taylor Swift? Well, these are all the reasons why I hate her. Like, they're just like, on what you like. Yeah, more that.

[D]

Like, it's to the point where it's.

[A]

More that they hate it more than you love. It's almost like they care about it more. Exactly, Exactly. People who walk slow.

[B]

Y.

[A]

When you have to type in a password on your TV or like an email.

[F]

That'S bad. I know. I didn't.

[B]

No passwords anymore. Just everything should be face recognition.

[A]

Love that.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Love that.

[A]

Any of my passwords ever.

[B]

My face can work.

[A]

Right.

[D]

And most of them are the same.

[A]

And I still can't remember them.

[B]

Correct. Yeah. Mine are all the, like, the same with, like, two differences, and I just can never remember what the two differences are.

[A]

Yes. Unsalted butter. Because, like, why would you ever have butter that's not salted specifically for bacon? Because you're always going to add salt anyway.

[F]

It's butter. And then the last one, I didn't.

[A]

Know if we were doing people. I didn't think so. But my high school basketball coach.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Well, was he, like, a sex predator? No.

[D]

No. Also, I hate that guy. No, he just.

[A]

I hate him. What guys? What guy do you hate?

[C]

That's the.

[A]

The dating show.

[F]

Oh, I wasn't.

[A]

Oh, Shout out. Shout out. Yeah, that guy. Yeah. Hate him, too.

[D]

Hate that I did that to you.

[A]

He sold shorts that could get wet.

[B]

Though, by the way. Off of unsalted butter. I hate, like. I hate the flavored cream cheeses. They get too crazy. Cream cheese is fine.

[F]

I kind of.

[D]

I hate chocolate hummus. Get that the Out.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

They're like. When cream cheese is. Is like honey cinnamon cream cheese. I don't.

[F]

I'm kind of.

[B]

You're in on that.

[F]

I think, like, plain cream cheese is kind of gross.

[B]

Oh, I love plain cream cheese. Okay.

[A]

Hey, guys.

[F]

Hey.

[D]

Okay. I hate gnats.

[F]

And when they surround you and then.

[A]

You feel like a little cartoon stinky person.

[F]

You know that happens.

[D]

The texture of pudding.

[E]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Shake it around.

[A]

I don't like it at all.

[D]

Explaining card games when I. Everybody's really drunk and it's complex.

[B]

Yes. Get out. Why you.

[A]

Look at me.

[F]

You're really good at it.

[D]

At explaining card games.

[F]

He's good at explaining.

[D]

Anyone next to me.

[A]

When I'm on the treadmill, something happens, and I.

[D]

My enemy. When people have that white corner of their mouth.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Grandma's milk.

[D]

It's milky.

[A]

The milky substance.

[F]

What do you want us to do what?

[A]

Do you get it?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Lick it.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Wipe it off.

[D]

When people. When you say something and then people go, what?

[B]

I just think there's.

[D]

There's an appropriate response.

[A]

And it's never that. When you get an espresso martini and there's no beans.

[D]

Evil people with evil intentions.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Hate them.

[E]

Great call.

[A]

Like murder.

[F]

Nobody had that one second. Had that.

[A]

Yeah, I feel like no one's talking about that enough.

[D]

And bananas.

[F]

That's my last.

[A]

Yeah, I don't like them.

[D]

I know.

[A]

Sorry, guys. I did your banana foster, but I.

[D]

Just don't like bananas at all.

[A]

Thanks for having me, guys.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Bananas get bruised too easy.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't like the string.

[D]

A little bit of peanut butter with them now.

[F]

No.

[A]

Yeah, that was good. All right.

[B]

Good show, guys. Yeah, we'll have to do this yearly.

[F]

Yearly.

[B]

Just sometime in the morning winter. Just hate, hate, hate, hate.

[A]

That was good.

[B]

All right, we want to spin the wheel. Big T is so funny.

[A]

I want to know who the eight are.

[D]

Eight people here.

[B]

The ocean.

[F]

Yeah, the ocean is good.

[A]

People that think the ocean good. Oh, someone's had a lot of people.

[B]

One spin.

[A]

One spin.

[F]

One spin once. I really don't want to do this.

[B]

No, I don't either.

[A]

That was like the. That was. You sold that so poorly. I really don't.

[B]

Oh, man.

[F]

I don't.

[A]

Dude, it'll probably feel good.

[B]

Just do it with us. That's my tube D. We're going to not be. Get other people to do it.

[A]

I know.

[B]

And put Mikey bets on it like five times.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Or let's just have Mikey bets do.

[A]

That might be like a life.

[B]

He also already did it.

[A]

If he gets caught, I will.

[B]

Will spin it, though.

[A]

Yeah, we did already do it. Shouldn't we.

[B]

Yeah, we should take it off the.

[F]

I think that was once was enough.

[B]

Well, let's just spin it and see and then that person can or cannot and let us know. Like Kyle, you would maybe do it, but you don't want to do it.

[F]

I wouldn't want to waste a nut on. You only get people who waste nuts, right?

[E]

Don't.

[A]

Don't waste nut.

[B]

Don't waste a nut, man.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Saws the mvp.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

It overshadowed the guys that are. That are the no Starbucks language.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I shouldn't know that.

[B]

Not know that.

[F]

You're right. Zah.

[A]

Rudy's was. He hates that energy can't be created and otters.

[F]

Oh.

[B]

All right, let us know.

[C]

Goes up.

[A]

All right. What do I have to do. Love you guys.

[F]

See you tomorrow.

[B]

Bye.