We Are On The Hunt For Sasquatch With The Help Of An Expert | The Yak 3-18-26

Summary

The Yak – “We Are On The Hunt For Sasquatch With The Help Of An Expert”

Barstool Yak | March 18, 2026

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Episode Overview

On this episode, The Yak crew delves into a variety of topics with their trademark blend of sports banter, wild hypotheticals, and comedic tangents. The main highlight: a live interview with renowned Bigfoot expert Cliff Barackman in response to a flurry of recent Sasquatch sightings in Ohio. Alongside the Sasquatch discussion, the group debates how they'd handle knowledge of their own mortality, reviews NCAA wrestling's "four goats," and unveils Deutsch’s ambitious NCAA beer bracket project.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Beer Bracket – Deutsch’s Science Project

• Project Introduction: Deutsch sets up a massive NCAA tournament bracket made entirely of beer cans, intending to drink each “loser” can as games conclude.
• Construction Details: There’s significant discussion on the logistics–colors, labeling, shelf space, and the best way to honor the winner (“undrankable” can).
• Comedic Value: The bracket catches everyone’s fascination for its elaborate, childlike aesthetic and prompts a series of jokes and plans for future “bracket ceremonies.”
  • “It may look like a kid did it, but he’s trying his hardest.” – Brandon (80:33)
• Future Visions: The concept quickly escalates, with ideas to carry it into every future playoffs (e.g., NHL, NBA, even a Little League World Series with Capri Suns).

Timestamps:

• Project assembly and reveal: [20:18–22:34], [70:15–80:46], [116:12–134:28]
• Notable quote: “This is my third year in a row… You just drink the loser as you go. I'm picturing myself over there with, like, a walkie talkie and you guys just let me know.” – Deutsch ([74:27])

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2. Bigfoot in Ohio – Featuring Expert Cliff Barackman

• Recent Sightings: Kate shares that Ohio has had 8 reported Sasquatch sightings within two weeks, sparking Bigfoot fever.
• Interview with Cliff Barackman (Bigfoot Field Researcher, "Finding Bigfoot" TV personality, North American Bigfoot Center owner)
  • Are sightings likely? Cliff affirms that Sasquatch are sighted “more often than you’d expect,” even outside the Pacific Northwest ([48:38]).
  • Evidence: He’s spoken to “several thousand” witnesses and has found footprints; describes two personal, though “lousy,” possible sightings and three distinct “smellings” (“dog crap Parmesan”).
  • Skepticism and Science: Cliff welcomes skepticism, says the best Bigfoot evidence is like a “mosaic”—no single conclusive proof, but a preponderance of tracks, audio, and native lore.
    • “The truth can always withstand scrutiny, no matter how hard you look.” ([53:00])
  • Why not more evidence/bodies?: Apex predators rarely leave carcasses; natural processes recycle remains quickly ([53:33]).
  • Are they dangerous?: “If they were out to get us, there’d probably be very few of us left.” ([50:33])
  • Global Perspective: Similar creatures are reported worldwide, e.g., Asia, Australia, Africa ([55:28]).
  • Humor: The crew asks if he’d eat a Sasquatch burrito (answer: “I doubt it. I like to respect the animals.”).
• General Reaction: The Yak crew is both skeptical and charmed—admiring Cliff’s passion, balanced life, and gentle nerdiness.
  • “He’s the embodiment of every 30-plus-year-old man who’s ever been given therapy advice and listened to it.” – Kyle ([63:52])

Timestamps:

• Ohio sightings intro: [25:17–27:29]
• Cliff Barackman interview: [47:01–63:32]
• Cliff’s evidence answer: [62:02]
• Memorable moments:
  • “Dog crap Parmesan” as Bigfoot's scent ([56:19])
  • “If you see one, pull out a camera; they’re very camera shy.” ([51:00])

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3. Sports Debates & NCAA Wrestling Goats

• Knowledge of Mortality: Open debate on whether they’d want to know the date of their death, mixing humor with personal philosophy.
  • “If I knew I was gonna die next week, I would just drop the eeriest things to people” – Brandon ([06:45])
• Ken Rosenthal Flap: Brandon reflects on a minor media dustup after tossing off “get him out of baseball” about Ken Rosenthal live on air, which blew up unexpectedly. The crew riffs on cancel culture, media aggregation, and how quickly minor comments get blown out of proportion.
  • “We’re in front of a mic so much of the week… Never in a million years did I think it would be like, an actual story.” – Brandon ([09:08])
• Wrestling’s “Four Goats” at 133lbs: Kyle gives a passionate preview of the most stacked NCAA weight class, describing why “Goats don’t avoid…That’s why it’s so special.”
• Wider Sports Banter:
  • MLB’s cultural resonance in Venezuela and Dominican Republic vs. USA.
  • Casual musings on the NCAA, work attire, and what makes sporting traditions memorable.

Timestamps:

• Mortality debate: [02:11–07:38]
• Ken Rosenthal discussion: [08:09–13:26]
• NCAA wrestling/previews: [35:06–45:37]

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4. Signature Humor & Internal Dynamics

• The episode’s tone is loose, irreverent, and self-aware—ranging from goofing about playing fetch with coworkers' kids, to jokes about Spanx, to internal barstool office shenanigans (nicknames, beer-drinking logistics, “super desk” fantasies, and more).
• The hosts muse aloud about the meaning and importance of passionate hobbies:
  • “He’s my hero… There’s something to him that is just like irresistible.” – Brandon on Deutsch ([123:59])
• The camaraderie is palpable, with recurring jokes about branding, impromptu T-shirt ideas, and the way small rituals (like Deutsch’s bracket) energize even the most jaded sports fans.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Cliff Barackman, on evidence for Bigfoot (62:02):
  "When people ask me what’s the best piece of evidence for Sasquatch, to me that's like asking which of these jigsaw puzzles is your favorite. It's not about an individual piece. It's about how it all fits together as a mosaic."
• Cliff Barackman, on Bigfoot’s smell (56:19):
  "It’s a very, very sharp smell… the best words I could wrap around it is dog crap Parmesan."
• Brandon, on sports banter (09:08):
  “Never in a million years did I think it would be like, an actual story.”
• Deutsch, on the beer bracket vision (74:27):
  "I'm picturing myself over there with, like, a walkie talkie, and you guys just let me know... Game's over, Sienna's down, and I just go up, get it."
• Kyle, on living well (63:52):
  “He’s the embodiment of every 30-plus-year-old man who’s ever been given therapy advice and listened to it.”

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Important Segments (with Timestamps)

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |---|---|---| | Deutsch’s beer bracket kickoff | [20:18–22:34] | | Beer bracket assembly & future expansion | [70:15–80:46], [116:12–134:28] | | Sasquatch sightings in Ohio & Bigfoot setup | [25:17–27:29], [47:01–63:32] | | Cliff Barackman’s Bigfoot thinkpiece | [62:02] | | NCAA wrestling “four goats” preview | [35:06–45:37] | | Viral media debates (Rosenthal) | [08:09–13:26] | | Crew’s mortality debate | [02:11–07:38] |

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Recurring In-Jokes, Energy, and Tone

• Playful ridicule of each other’s habits (standing vs. sitting at work, “play clothes” at home, etc.)
• Ongoing creativity about bracket/beer-related merch and rituals:
  “If Illinois wins it all and we throw that on a shirt... That actually is kind of special. Like, you’ll never see another green Illinois.” ([117:35])
• Self-deprecation: Celebrating how easily impressed some Barstool personalities are by small gestures or goofy projects, and embracing their own “weirdness.”

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For Listeners New & Old

Fans will enjoy the classic Yak mix of absurdist humor, real sports talk, and genuine curiosity—especially in the Cliff Barackman interview and the way a goofy beer bracket project becomes office legend. The environmental details (colorful labels, walkie talkies, unscripted production chaos) capture the spontaneous spirit that makes The Yak a must-listen for Barstool fans seeking community, laughs, and the unexpected.

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Summary prepared by: The Yak Podcast Summarizer
Date: March 18, 2026

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Francis]

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[Brandon]

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[Danny]

hell, yeah.

[Brandon]

Now, ready? Drink cans, cold brew, everything. So, bluecoffee.com. where's Nick?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Where's that guy?

[Cliff Barackman]

Nick?

[Danny]

I'm right. I'm here. Danny's here.

[Kyle]

He's a teledoctor appointment.

[Danny]

What?

[Titus]

What's he telling doctor? Your symptoms?

[Brandon]

Telling a doctor who's gay?

[Kyle]

No, it's over the telephone.

[Brandon]

Oh, I guess that would probably make more sense than what we signed up for.

[Kyle]

Some service. He gave blood. And they're gonna tell him, like, the approximate date and year he's gonna die.

[Kate]

Yeah, I saw him naked in the phone booth. I was curious.

[Danny]

I wouldn't. I don't want to know when I'm gonna die. I'd like to be surprised. Spoilers. Nothing.

[Francis]

Definitely want to know.

[Kyle]

20. No, 20. 2097. And each year will get progressively worse. But you'll get hornier.

[Brandon]

I would not. Steven, you're crazy to want to know. When you die, you can live your

[Francis]

life to the absolute maximum. If I knew I was gonna die next week, then I'd be like, all

[Titus]

right, I'm gonna go skydiving.

[Brandon]

Wait, what did you throw at him?

[Danny]

Did you throw that like he's a dog?

[Nick]

No, I just thought.

[Brandon]

Do you think that you have son is here?

[Danny]

Do you think that's a golden.

[Brandon]

Not only that, but you threw the thing we threw. Mikey. The Mikey.

[Danny]

Why did you throw that to that kid?

[Brandon]

That was crazy.

[Kate]

That was over the hand throw too.

[Danny]

That wasn't like he was going to fetch it.

[Nick]

Wait, timeout, okay? Chase. Kid was in here yesterday and he was playing with them. He was like having a great time with them.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

With his hands.

[Brandon]

With his hands. Oh, look, he's coming back to fetch.

[Nick]

I know. He's getting it. Okay.

[Brandon]

Oh, Nick's gonna get it. Nick steal it from him.

[Nick]

I thought this is something fun a kid would like. And when my kids are here, they like to find the fun. Little goofy.

[Danny]

No, don't.

[Nick]

Here. He's the cutest.

[Brandon]

He is very cute. And a great, great Spider man pajamas.

[Nick]

If I was a kid, I know what kids that age are into and I think they'll have fun with it.

[Danny]

But you threw it past him like he was gonna go.

[Nick]

He wasn't gonna come in here. Oh, no, no, he can have it.

[Brandon]

Oh, throw it back. Yeah, yeah, Throw it back, throw it back. Throw it back, throw it back, throw it back.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Great throw.

[Brandon]

Ready? We're not playing fetch with the boy.

[Nick]

No.

[Kyle]

Ready, Sit. Set.

[Danny]

I think he is ready. That was a terrible throw.

[Brandon]

Throw it back, throw it back, throw it back.

[Nick]

Here it goes.

[Brandon Walker]

Good toss.

[Nick]

You are super strong.

[Danny]

Go get it. Fetch.

[Brandon]

That was legit.

[Brandon Walker]

Fetch.

[Nick]

Is.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it morally wrong to play fetch with your child?

[Brandon]

No. It doesn't matter. No, Kate just did it. Like, didn't say anything to him. Just saw him walking by.

[Titus]

Oh, wow.

[Brandon]

He just saw him walking by and just threw that. Bye. Bye.

[Brandon Walker]

Just chucked it at him.

[Danny]

Good throws.

[Nick]

No, I just. I didn't think that was gonna be on camera or anything. I just was like, hey, kid. I think he would have enjoyed it. So I tossed it.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you gotta have another.

[Danny]

I know.

[Brandon]

He's so cute. So he was like. He said he introduced himself as T. Bob. And T. Bob was like, no, you're not. You're Bob.

[Brandon Walker]

You're just Bob.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the T is silent. Yeah. But wait. So, Steven, you're. You're wrong on this take.

[Danny]

You want to know the day and time you're going to die?

[Francis]

Here's the option. Yes.

[Brandon]

Here's the thing. Everyone wants to act tough. And I'm. I Do this from time to time, too.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Except for all the animals I could be.

[Danny]

You say you could beat up coyote?

[Brandon]

I definitely could. Saw Mikey Betts video. Definitely could. Everyone who's like, oh, I want to know when I'm gonna die. If I was gonna die next week, I'd go so hard. No, you wouldn't. It. If you. If, if, if. If someone could tell you definitively that you're going to die next Tuesday, you know what you do? You'd be in a puddle.

[Brandon Walker]

I would kill myself.

[Brandon]

So sad. And just like. Just like you wouldn't do anything crazy. You just spend as much time as you could with your wife and kids for those last four days. That would be so sad.

[Brandon Walker]

Even if it was 60 years, you would be counting down those seconds.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but everyone's like, oh, yeah, I'd go jump out of an airplane and try. No, you wouldn't. It would just be the most tragic, terrible thing Now.

[Francis]

I think it's more tragic if you don't know. Everyone's surprised. Like, you'd make sure everything's set up. You know, funeral arrangements are super annoying. I'd want to get like, those things.

[Brandon Walker]

It would ruin your life, Steve.

[Brandon]

So you want to spend the last

[Danny]

few days doing paperwork, do your own arrangements.

[Francis]

You make it easier for everybody.

[Danny]

You'd use your time to do. To do paperwork. Like you just said.

[Nick]

I would probably do that too. I'd want my funeral. I'd like, plan it out.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Francis]

Sucks you don't want to leave your.

[Danny]

But here's a. Here's a thought, Steven. If you. If you found out you're gonna die in two years, so you spent the next two years skydiving and rocky mountain climbing and all that. Why don't you just live like that anyway?

[Francis]

Because you.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the moral of the story, right?

[Danny]

Just. Just live like new.

[Francis]

Then I would just.

[Brandon Walker]

But you are going to die recklessly. You might not.

[Francis]

Bunch of shit.

[Kyle]

Drive reckless.

[Titus]

Well, other people could die.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Francis]

If I knew I was gonna die next week, I might rob a bank.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

If I knew I was gonna die next week, I would. I wouldn't tell a single soul. And then I would just drop, like, the eeriest things to. Of you personally.

[Danny]

You. You'd leave gambling pics.

[Brandon]

No, like, Tuesday, if I. If they're like, hey, you're going to die Tuesday, I would just. Like, on Monday, I'd walk up to Kyle and just be like. Just so you know, like, all I ever wanted was for us to be together and then walk away and have that be the last thing I ever say to you.

[Brandon Walker]

I'd use it to torment Kate.

[Kyle]

I have a burner substack account where I kind of touch on that. Yeah, the thing you mentioned.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Just imagine just walking up to everyone and just leaving them with something that will just rattle their brain for the rest of life.

[Nick]

You know, it'd be cool to pick up. Pick a beef with somebody you really can't stand to the point where they lash out publicly.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And you know you're gonna die.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're right. Make them look bad.

[Nick]

That would feel good.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

If Ken Rosenthal died right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

You'd be in trouble.

[Danny]

Well, you're in it, huh?

[Brandon]

Not really.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You just threw the bomb out, and it's.

[Brandon]

It's the most. No, it's. It's. Well, first of all.

[Danny]

But, like, real media guys are acting like you're just the.

[Brandon]

You.

[Danny]

You. You said the. You went at Christ or something.

[Brandon]

I haven't seen any of it.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

I say he's short.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's Kyle, your least favorite thing, people. He did something annoying.

[Kyle]

Short does something bad, and then it's like, he's tiny.

[Cliff Barackman]

You know what?

[Brandon]

I came, and we'll go back to Ken Roosevelt, but I came to the realization last night that Judge has it in reverse. Judge struck out three times. Judge was trash in the wbc. Every time Judge has a big moment, strikes out. I'm like, that guy is way too

[Danny]

tall, too big to fail.

[Kyle]

So you're saying, like, when he fails.

[Brandon]

Yes, he. When he fails, I'm like, that he is too tall. And that is a joke that a behemoth of that man cannot do anything right.

[Kyle]

He should be succeeding.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Kyle]

Kyler Murray gets it, like, the real unfair way when he succeeds. And you're like, how's he doing when he does poorly? It's. Oh, he sucks. And he's a. It's not.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

But Aaron Judge has, like, the waste of everything. Like, he. Wait, he wasted all his height.

[Kyle]

It seems like he's been doing fine

[Brandon]

for himself all these big moments. Anyway, Ken Rosal. It was Britain. We do so many. Everyone in this room knows this. We do so many programs. So much live stuff. So much. Like, we're in front of a mic so much of the week. Sunday night is midnight. We've just gone through the bracket. WBC ends. He pops up on the screen. I'm just like, oh, fuck that guy. I don't like him. And never in a million years did I think it would be like, an actual story.

[Titus]

That's all. You said it.

[Brandon]

Well, I was like, get him out. Like, I don't want him on in baseball anymore. And then. And then it just became like. It wasn't like a well thought out takedown. It was. It was a complete knee jerk. I fucking don't like that guy. And then awful announcing, I think, blog,

[Brandon Walker]

like, six times yesterday about this.

[Brandon]

Yeah. They just kept on scrolling so that

[Brandon Walker]

somebody calls him short.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Then. Then a bunch of people were like, he's so. I don't understand where it's coming from.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, weird.

[Danny]

Didn't everybody return on him after the Brewers?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Then I had people texting me, being like, you got it wrong on Ken. I was like, all right, my bad. I really didn't think it was a big deal, but it became a big deal. But anyway, I. I changed when people got mad about the Netflix move for pmt. I changed my Twitter settings. So I don't. I see, like, 10% of my mentions now.

[Danny]

Okay. Oh, cool.

[Cliff Barackman]

It's a great line.

[Brandon]

Wonderful, wonderful. I just don't. I see. It's. It's a setting that you can change where you just see the people you often interact with and people you follow.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

So, like, if I. If someone I've replied to, I'll see them, but for the most part, you don't see anything. It's great. I just live my life, Brandy.

[Brandon Walker]

You should do that.

[Cliff Barackman]

It's.

[Danny]

It's.

[Brandon]

Brandon, it's awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, I didn't know that I have to do. I didn't know this. This was a big deal until I went home on Monday, and my. Or maybe it was yesterday. My wife was like, hey, what's going on with you and Ken Rosenthal? I was like, what do you mean?

[Kyle]

It got to her?

[Brandon]

Yeah, it broke containment. But I didn't even see it.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

So it has not bothered me at all. And maybe I was wrong. He can stay in baseball. I do think he's a jerk, but I don't care.

[Danny]

Did. Has. Has Fox anything?

[Brandon]

No, I kind of forgot that he worked. That was the other part of the knee jerk.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Brandon]

Someone, like, someone pointed out, they're like, he's technically kind of a co worker. Like, oh, fuck, you're right. My bad.

[Francis]

Same.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you guys ever crossed paths?

[Brandon]

No. Well, one time.

[Danny]

Well, how did that go? Oh, I told the story.

[Brandon]

I don't want to. I don't want to keep the. Ken. Awful announcing, just watching everything and just aggregating everything.

[Danny]

Oh, I got it. Hey, awful announcing. Don't aggregate that, by the way.

[Brandon]

You guys agree, though? Like, if they. If. If you took everything you said and they made an article of it, like, everything would be a story.

[Brandon Walker]

Worst guy of all time.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we're. You can't. You can't take everything out of con. Like.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Off of women.

[Kate]

Whips toy at a child.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I can't wait to see KB in the thumbnail of this next vlog.

[Brandon]

I don't want to tell the story because it's a. It's a story that will make my friend Kyle upset.

[Danny]

That's fine. Don't tell a story.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you not see him because he was so tiny?

[Brandon]

I saw him on an airplane.

[Brandon Walker]

Was he kicking his feet?

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Did he dangle?

[Brandon]

When the seat belt light came off and we had landed and taxied, he made the quickest move to stand up on his seat to get his overhead. Oh, good move. He did it fast. It was athletic. Sorry, Kyle.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

Oh, sorry out there to Ivo and Dave.

[Brandon]

It's not a big deal. It was a very athletic move.

[Titus]

And it was quick. You said it was quick.

[Danny]

It was so quick.

[Brandon]

So quick.

[Danny]

So he was showing off his lateral. His quickness, his burst.

[Brandon]

Incredible fast twitch muscle.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it adorable?

[Cliff Barackman]

Slightly, Yeah.

[Brandon]

I did reach out an olive branch to. On today's pmt. I didn't realize that he does his bow ties for als. I've had a family member die from als, so if Ken Rosenthal wants to ever bond over horrific diseases, I'm in.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, that's good. Yeah, you extended that.

[Brandon]

We're ready to go.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I think that's the only thing that you guys can get along on.

[Brandon]

Just have a conversation about how horrific als.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Can't talk about the Cubs, but can talk about.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we'll do that.

[Titus]

Talk disease.

[Brandon]

Yeah. So I don't actually hate him. It was very. What I thought was a nothing comment that just became. Yeah, a huge deal. It's kind of like the Taylor Swift.

[Titus]

I did think that people. I'm surprised. I thought people did turn on him after the Brewer.

[Brandon]

Well, I mean, the Bruce thing was a bad look.

[Titus]

It was terrible.

[Connor Burns]

Terrible.

[Titus]

So I would have assumed that now is the kind of the window to take shots at Ken Rosenthal. Yeah, apparently not.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I guess not. Good for him. If anything, he should actually thank me for getting everyone to say how awesome he is. Like, that was a cool move by me.

[Nick]

Yeah. He got to see he has a support.

[Brandon]

Correct network.

[Nick]

That wouldn't have happened.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This is crazy.

[Brandon]

That, that.

[Kyle]

What is this?

[Brandon]

This is from last year.

[Titus]

Yeah. Look at.

[Brandon]

And that. That is bad. But it's the. It's the other one.

[Danny]

It's this one.

[Brandon]

Look back and she had the hand.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, come on.

[Titus]

This guy.

[Brandon]

Was that second.

[Danny]

Was that not a brief apartment?

[Kyle]

This is why people.

[Brandon Walker]

Was that. Yeah, that could be.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's. You see that?

[Danny]

The hands facing down. That's an apology.

[Brandon]

Yeah. This like how the. The guy just got up as you.

[Titus]

Down is my bad.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh. Are you okay?

[Danny]

What the.

[Titus]

This guy.

[Brandon]

How could you be there?

[Danny]

I thought the hand was down.

[Brandon]

No, the hand was very much up.

[Francis]

Wow.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And the head shake.

[Titus]

What. Dare you.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

I was about to ask this player how this moment feels and he took that from me.

[Deutsch]

Wow.

[Kate]

People are defending his mind, but he

[Brandon]

can stay in baseball. Cuz I think one of my things I said was get him out of baseball.

[Danny]

Oh, but you're allowing him to be in baseball.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm cool with it. I'm going to walk that part back.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

He's in baseball.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's so funny. But yeah, it's. It's like maybe five years ago I'd be bought. I'd be like, oh my God, what'd I do? What is. Yeah, we got the tournament. Come on, we're moving on.

[Titus]

Tournament. Which is a good remind. I was. I didn't even think about that. Venezuela doesn't have a tournament.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's so awesome.

[Brandon]

They're not allowed to watch.

[Titus]

Yeah. That feels good to know.

[Brandon]

Did they? I did. I wasn't obviously rooting for Venezuela, but it does mean so much more to them.

[Danny]

Yeah. I'm jealous of how they feel.

[Brandon]

You see that video? The guy.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. On the street. So I didn't see that video. I saw a lot of videos of just them. The post game interviews were incredible.

[Brandon]

There's a guy on the street watching like on the oldest television ever in Venezuela and like living and dying with it.

[Kyle]

And that's what they.

[Brandon]

We've got the tournament and they had

[Danny]

an abundance of hot women in the crowd.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Is it because their situation is so economically and politically calamitous that we like kind of aren't upset and we're happy for them.

[Danny]

But even like Dominican Republic when we

[Kyle]

play, devastated that the U.S. yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Country with, you know, 10 times the population, who now has children devoting their life to baseball, travel and special clinics.

[Danny]

Yeah. As part of our training coming up

[Kyle]

as kids and we still lose. Then we blame it on Our lack of cohesion and like, does that help when you're trying to hit a 95 mile per hour?

[Danny]

I think there's a, There's a certain doing your job.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Look at this. Like, come on. That's incredible. That's insane. That's so good.

[Brandon Walker]

Also over baseball. That's an American cultural thing. That's a cultural victory for us that it's so huge everywhere else.

[Brandon]

Right. But like I was, I was watching the game last night with the split screen.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

With NC State, Texas. That guy. I can't compete with that guy. Kyle.

[Danny]

The cohesiveness is if we send nine guys up there and they're trying to hit a home run every single time, they don't string singles together and they don't string singles and double. Like we strung nothing together throughout two days.

[Kyle]

You can go up there and Launch angle.

[Brandon]

Yeah, launch angle ruined baseball.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Danny]

There's no. There was. We never put anything together. We never had the. This guy get a hit followed by this guy getting hit, followed by this guy getting hit. We manufactured nothing.

[Kyle]

Can you control that with passion or

[Danny]

you can control it by, by, by buying style too.

[Brandon]

Like, it was actually reminiscent Titus of the. Of game five in Milwaukee. Watching last night where it's like, just get a couple guys on base and we just couldn't do it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We're just.

[Cliff Barackman]

Home run.

[Titus]

Everyone wants to be the hero.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Danny]

But I, I really do look at Dominican Republic and Venezuela and those teams that were playing how much. How fucking happy they looked.

[Connor Burns]

Right.

[Danny]

Playing it. And that went over to the fans. I was jealous about how they felt when they won and not. Not in the sense that we're a loser. I was just like, that looks fucking awesome.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Cliff Barackman]

But there's.

[Brandon]

It is. It is like Canada is like a peer. So when we beat Canada it's like, haha.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like even France in the gold medal game.

[Kyle]

It's because they're a third world country mostly.

[Brandon]

Probably.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which is comforting to know that it's like there is a genetic aspect and you don't have to send your kids to travel. Definitely just adopt a Caribbean boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Simple as that.

[Kyle]

I think they're just genetically better. I don't know if that's racist.

[Danny]

Mm.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, you should try to blindside. You said your wife was interested in.

[Danny]

She's. She's wanting to adopt. Yeah. We had a. We got a fresh batch of checking the male babies last week. Yeah. I could get me a left tackle baseball player.

[Brandon]

I mean, you're not going to adopt unless they start having like babies at Steven Jim's.

[Danny]

It's first of all. And you. And see, this is why you're full of. You know.

[Titus]

Oh my God, what if someone snuck a baby on the shelf?

[Brandon]

You didn't have to have it.

[Danny]

Oh, stop.

[Brandon]

Brandon's like, oh my God, I need this.

[Titus]

I have to. By the.

[Brandon]

It would go perfect next to my dream team poster.

[Kyle]

I was like, what gym is he going to?

[Nick]

What autograph on a baby's head would

[Kyle]

make you your gym?

[Danny]

If I get like Julio Franco baby. And you know, cuz we talked about it before the show. It's Jim and Steve's and you know that it's Jim and Steve's in Wagan. It's not Steve and Jim.

[Kyle]

You go to the gym and what else after.

[Danny]

No, I go to Jim and Steve's Wakean. That's where I get my stuff.

[Brandon]

Steve's a burger shop. Jim and Steve.

[Kyle]

This dude goes to gyms all the time.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you should just start saying that. I'm going to the gym.

[Danny]

I'm going to the gym today.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, of course you are. So we got to get a baby there. He's flipping. Remember the old posters at like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, the Spencer gifts?

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's flipping through babies. All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Not bad.

[Brandon]

Oh, someone's wearing an old school Vancouver grizzlies jersey.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that'll be enough for you.

[Kate]

That would be enough for you.

[Brandon]

Comes in a cup, baby in a cup.

[Danny]

Steve, how much you got on this baby?

[Titus]

Bobblehead, baby.

[Danny]

I haggle.

[Titus]

Pick it up and shake it. Gotta have that.

[Brandon]

By the way, are you guys aware of what's going on on the court right now?

[Danny]

I saw you talking about Deutsch. Yeah, Deutsch is working on a project.

[Brandon]

He's building his bracket. His beer's bracket. There he is.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he is working.

[Brandon]

He's working. He's not. Can I build that beer bracket? I was like, sure, dude.

[Danny]

Oh, he's going to lay them on their sides.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, those are the shells.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, I guess he is.

[Nick]

Oh,

[Brandon]

that's smart.

[Brandon Walker]

This is. You're watching a man achieve his dream.

[Brandon]

This is. Yeah, this is it.

[Titus]

He.

[Brandon]

This is Oppenheimer and the bomb.

[Danny]

But does that. Does that.

[Brandon Walker]

This is his nirvana.

[Brandon]

Oh no.

[Brandon Walker]

Did it break?

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

oh no.

[Nick]

That might be a.

[Danny]

Might have to fix some sort of.

[Brandon]

I told him, I was like, can you start doing this during the actor so we can watch the progress now

[Brandon Walker]

did he not think to put the

[Brandon]

beers vertically where they're designed to give it a test?

[Brandon Walker]

Well, he put the Are the.

[Kyle]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know, because the shelf. They're individual shelves.

[Danny]

But he doesn't have room there.

[Titus]

Right.

[Brandon]

They also.

[Danny]

No, that's not vertical.

[Brandon]

I also don't really know what. What did he.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the difference between this and a bracket?

[Brandon]

Is he drinking 16 beers tomorrow?

[Brandon Walker]

He must be.

[Kate]

I think we just have to have to watch him do it first, then we'll understand more.

[Danny]

That's rolling off again, right? Yeah.

[Kate]

Gravity wins every time.

[Brandon]

Mad science.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Cliff Barackman]

I don't.

[Titus]

I don't get the idea either.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I feel like tomorrow and Friday is interesting in the sense that he'll drink 16 beer.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Championship.

[Titus]

But then it's just like things.

[Brandon]

You have, like, two beers.

[Kyle]

We know what we're gonna get out of it.

[Brandon Walker]

The viewership drop off is going to be, oh, Deutsch is about to have one beer. Oh, is it the championship? And then what's he do with the Champion beer?

[Titus]

But he doesn't have the beer until the game's over. Tune in the national championship. Watch me watch the game. And once it ends, I will drink one beer.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It feels a little backwards. You should drink one tomorrow. Like, 16 on champion.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but can't do it that way.

[Titus]

He's. He's the beer guy. I'll let him flush it out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Flesh out his idea. We'll have to see it.

[Brandon]

By the way, T. Bob just gave me an update. His son wouldn't walk away. Said, I'm not a puppy. I'm Bobby.

[Nick]

No, wait, for real?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. And Tate, you. You did that? You treated him like a puppy.

[Nick]

I thought he would think the toy was cool. He was looking in here, and I was like, oh, is he looking?

[Kate]

You literally said, fetch wave to awful announcement.

[Kyle]

Just really.

[Brandon Walker]

She said, I'm not a puppy. I'm Bobby.

[Kyle]

Irreversible damage to his identity. And he probably said, like, I'm not a puppy.

[Brandon]

Maybe. I know.

[Danny]

It might have had a question mark on it.

[Brandon]

Probably.

[Danny]

I'm not a puppy. Right, Daddy?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

So cute.

[Danny]

3.

[Brandon]

So he probably said, I not puppy.

[Danny]

Right?

[Kyle]

Right, dad.

[Brandon]

I'm not pup. I. I. Bobby.

[Danny]

The lady said.

[Nick]

I'm like, oh, kids love these things. And gift shops. Let me toss it out to him. I wasn't thinking.

[Danny]

Is that how you play with your children? You just throw. Throw tennis balls around the apartment?

[Nick]

Remember when big cat said, ken Rosenthal, what a bad guy? Terrible.

[Brandon]

I know, puppy.

[Brandon Walker]

That. That was a turning point.

[Brandon]

Did you guys see Dave try to print out a bracket?

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

He's getting so Old.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

What happened?

[Brandon]

Dave port.

[Danny]

Well, I don't know. Do you think Dave's ever been able to print out a bracket?

[Brandon]

I don't know, but it's.

[Nick]

I'm shot at his own house.

[Brandon]

There's some things that are happening. You know, when he. When he. When he tweets something like this, I'm like. It's like late stage Biden. Look at that. What the is that?

[Brandon Walker]

That placement doesn't even make

[Brandon]

a lady.

[Kate]

Printed out on a poster board.

[Brandon Walker]

Down and off center.

[Brandon]

So good.

[Nick]

He's got to fill it out now, right?

[Brandon]

Nice try with the bracket. We'll try again tomorrow. Oh, man.

[Nick]

Do you guys see that meteor?

[Brandon]

Yes. So loud in Ohio.

[Kyle]

You see there's iron was loud.

[Nick]

It was a sonic boom. It was rock.

[Brandon Walker]

And now a bunch of people are rushing to Ohio to try to get pieces of it because it's valuable.

[Nick]

Can we send somebody to find it? 22 pounds of this thing.

[Brandon]

I mean, we could send someone a big boom. He's in the middle of building a beer. Brass.

[Danny]

That's right.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

So I mean, it's just awful right now.

[Nick]

But how can he to find that

[Kyle]

where did the meteor came from?

[Kate]

Where?

[Danny]

That's a.

[Brandon]

Outer space, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

That's a big ass square.

[Kyle]

Oh, now it's. It was stuck in Medina County. That poor meteor.

[Brandon Walker]

Of anywhere in the universe to land. Am I in Cleveland right now?

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Kate]

Have you heard what else is going on in Ohio? Eastern Ohio?

[Danny]

Bigfoot, Bigfoots.

[Kate]

Oh, eight Bigfoot sightings in like two weeks.

[Nick]

And a meteor.

[Francis]

What is it?

[Brandon]

Wait, I want to see the meteor. Can we show the video of the meteor? I want to see Bigfoot.

[Nick]

But you got to hear the boom.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Crazy.

[Titus]

That's in eastern Ohio, Danny.

[Nick]

You can see it going over Pittsburgh.

[Danny]

Lorain County, I believe.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's where they're seeing them.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Many Ohioans and some Pennsylvanians this morning was actually caused by a meteor. It's one of the stories that we're

[Kyle]

tracking for you this hour.

[Brandon]

Videos taken by eyewitnesses show the bright shooting star streaking across the sky, including this one captured by one startled driver's dash cam camera.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh.

[Titus]

What the was that?

[Danny]

I was okay.

[Brandon]

Says the meteor was traveling about 40, 000 miles per hour, which he added is fast for a human but slow for a meteor.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's pretty slow. Yeah.

[Titus]

Slow meter. I could. I could take that meter yard.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a slow ass.

[Titus]

Me square that meter up.

[Nick]

Yeah, you could probably hit that with a Baseball bat.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Aaron Judge wouldn't.

[Kyle]

Pretty cool.

[Danny]

It's not gonna get the sound this.

[Nick]

There is video of the sonic boom somewhere out there. When it broke through, it like shook things. It was like such a crazy loud.

[Titus]

But I would like landed in Ohio.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Titus]

A 22 pound chunk of it did it up.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Titus]

Did it.

[Nick]

Okay, this better rule are gonna feel silly. Come on.

[Kyle]

There it is.

[Danny]

Come on. It's a good video of it. Okay.

[Nick]

Just know that it was sick. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And then Bigfoot. Oh yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, there was. Ladies and gentlemen.

[Kate]

We almost got him.

[Nick]

Wait, why Ohio?

[Kate]

Gotta ask Bigfoot.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, here we go.

[Nick]

Okay. This is gonna blow everyone away.

[Danny]

Oh, good boom.

[Brandon]

Here we go. Kate.

[Nick]

Right?

[Danny]

Damn good boom.

[Brandon]

That's a really good boom.

[Brandon Walker]

And it's still going.

[Danny]

Birds. Shut the up.

[Brandon Walker]

That would scare me.

[Nick]

Look, it did change the bird pattern.

[Danny]

Yeah. Those birds ain't got nothing to say.

[Nick]

That's a big band. Thank you. Freedom enthusiast. Yeah.

[Danny]

And Bigfoot. This is Ohio.

[Kate]

Listen, this is like the closest will ever be to finding Bigfoot. It's now or never. They should be sending in like SEAL team six.

[Danny]

This was a. A lot. So Ohio. Is it just one like group of frat bros in a big suit or.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Kate]

What gets me is like the whole. People say they've been with their dogs and their dogs are used to seeing bears. But then for the first time ever, the dog is trembling and like for. For like the next 20 minutes they're used to seeing banners and it Portage County.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Kate]

I think people. People are under the impression Bigfoot is some clumsy oaf just walking through the woods. But apparently very quick.

[Kyle]

You're speaking as if you fully believe.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny, you sound like a believer after this.

[Kate]

If we don't get him. Now that I'm done believing.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's like approach Dante rubbing off on you?

[Kate]

He's approaching. No, he doesn't even believe in this.

[Danny]

You want to go look for him?

[Kate]

Bigfoot is approaching.

[Brandon]

It'll find them. We just send Stephen Che with his dog. Yeah. It would 100 he come across him.

[Danny]

Eight foot figure with long arms. I'm not sure if that was a

[Kate]

ten foot hairy man or Bigfoot.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we book one of these guys?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dylan Omni.

[Brandon]

Josh, if you're watching any text him Stephen or TJ.

[Danny]

8 foot Sasquatch.

[Brandon]

I would love to talk to one of these guys.

[Danny]

This is all right. Around the same time, face to face with a ten foot black figure.

[Brandon]

Stephen, can you text Josh stilt Like gate shoulder pivot or TJ Kenny, the whole torsoder.

[Nick]

So he stinks a little.

[Danny]

How close did you get to him?

[Brandon]

You smell.

[Nick]

Smell him.

[Brandon]

It's a viral ad.

[Kyle]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it for a movie?

[Kyle]

Our stunt?

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Is there something.

[Danny]

Are you saying that with certainty there's

[Brandon]

beef jerky coming for everyone?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Damn, I hate that.

[Danny]

And we're getting. We're getting Jack beef jerky or some type of deodorant.

[Titus]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Brandon]

It's coming.

[Brandon Walker]

Or a movie. Yeah, it's coming because that Smile movie had people going to games and smiling the whole game. You remember that?

[Brandon]

That was weird.

[Kate]

What were they doing for their. What was the ad campaign there?

[Brandon Walker]

They were just go. They were having actors go to games and just, like, sit behind the glass and smile the whole game.

[Danny]

I. I got got for a second a couple weeks ago by the Jeopardy.

[Nick]

One.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I was a Gosling. It was Gosling on Jeopardy. That had the most ridiculous answer ever. And he got rewarded for it because he's in this. What's the name?

[Brandon Walker]

Project Hail Mary.

[Danny]

Project Hail Mary's threw up a Hail Mary in Final Jeopardy. And I thought it was an actual episode of Celebrity Jeopardy. And I quote, tweeted it for a second, I was like, if this happened to me, I'd burn the fucking building to the ground. And then two more replies or two replies to the original. I was like, oh, okay. Fuck, they got me.

[Brandon]

Were you deleted?

[Danny]

Oh, I delete all the time.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you?

[Danny]

I don't believe in Yalls rules. I delete all the time.

[Kate]

It's just pointless on Twitter because if you don't refresh, you're still going to see that tweet that you deleted like a half hour.

[Danny]

That's fine. I got it within, like, seconds.

[Kate]

Still doesn't matter.

[Danny]

Well, the alternative is me looking silly.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's part of the game.

[Danny]

Nobody wants me looking silly.

[Brandon]

You got to own up when you. When you fuck up.

[Brandon Walker]

What level of seriousness do you want

[Danny]

to be taken, Big Cat? I fuck up enough that I don't need Ryan Gosling. Fuck up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but like, those are. They can't bother you. Like, I had a fucking coach, a wrong report every now and then just be like, whatever happened, I had a

[Danny]

coach on web this morning come on and say, oh, you're the guy that had. That missed on all 12 playoff teams last year.

[Brandon]

You did?

[Danny]

Yeah, but I only missed on 11. So he's full of shit now.

[Brandon Walker]

He looks foolish.

[Danny]

I got Miami in there. What Coach, was it McNeese? McNee State.

[Brandon]

Sounds like he left a mark on you.

[Danny]

Yeah, and I'm gonna tell you his name. I'm gonna tell you his name right now. That's what I'm gonna do.

[Brandon]

You interviewed this man?

[Danny]

I did earlier.

[Brandon]

Armstrong. Armstrong.

[Danny]

Armstrong is his name.

[Kyle]

Jack John Armstrong.

[Danny]

Bill Armstrong.

[Titus]

Do you like McNeese, Brandon?

[Danny]

I do. I think they're. They're good.

[Titus]

You did the ad.

[Brandon]

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[Danny]

So this is your last yak for.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I know. It's actually a bummer. I wish I was here on Monday. Kyle, you're going?

[Kyle]

Yes. After this, right? On the flight.

[Brandon]

Have you been in the Snake Pit?

[Kyle]

I have not. I've talked about the Snake.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I know. I was doing research, fun facts and Lehigh Snake Pit.

[Kyle]

I watched. Yeah, the Grace Hall Snake Pit.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I did a visit there. I almost went.

[Danny]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

But I didn't. I've never seen a.

[Danny]

Where are we talking about?

[Brandon]

Snake Pit?

[Kyle]

Lehigh Valley, right?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Lehigh University.

[Brandon]

They're wrestling.

[Danny]

No, Mark. Don't just say yes to snake pits. You don't know where.

[Titus]

Lehigh.

[Danny]

All right, Where?

[Titus]

The Lehigh.

[Brandon]

The wrestling.

[Cliff Barackman]

Wrestling.

[Brandon]

Wrestling gym. Snake.

[Titus]

Like these.

[Brandon]

These.

[Titus]

Spot to wrestle.

[Nick]

Wasn't that where the crazy guy.

[Brandon]

No, Fox Hunter.

[Titus]

Fox.

[Brandon]

Look at that.

[Intern]

We've done that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we have. Have you guys.

[Brandon Walker]

We've done everything.

[Brandon]

Have you guys seen Idaho's basketball?

[Titus]

Basketball?

[Kyle]

Yeah, the wooden shit.

[Titus]

That place.

[Brandon]

Nice. They got to talk about that more.

[Nick]

Wait, it's new.

[Brandon]

It's brand new.

[Nick]

Oh, because I feel like it looks kind of like old school.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that it was. They did like wooden benches.

[Danny]

It's all.

[Nick]

It's really beautiful.

[Brandon]

It's fucking gorgeous.

[Brandon Walker]

Wow.

[Brandon]

This is brand new.

[Brandon Walker]

That's brand. Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, it's gorgeous.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that looks cool.

[Danny]

Mr. Woodchuck would love that.

[Kate]

Who?

[Danny]

Mr. Woodchuck.

[Brandon Walker]

That's Dave Coulier's puppet from Full House Thornton.

[Brandon]

Look how sick that thing is.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's awesome.

[Kyle]

That's awesome.

[Danny]

Why they just build cool in Idaho.

[Kyle]

Everything is everything.

[Brandon]

Land.

[Danny]

They just build cool ass.

[Kyle]

Nothing bad happens there.

[Brandon Walker]

Doesn't. Isn't the Northern panhandle all Nazis?

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, correct.

[Nick]

But outside of that, it doesn't matter.

[Danny]

I mean, Idaho's. I hear that Idaho's big. Nazis only have one part of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that where Fleming's from?

[Danny]

I think that's where his parents move.

[Brandon]

Parents live there, right? Okay, yeah.

[Francis]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Montana.

[Danny]

Are you making the implication there's Nazi Naziism there?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I think he's from Beaver Fall. I thought he. Beaver Falls.

[Kate]

He's.

[Danny]

Because Boise's not Nazi, right?

[Brandon]

No, I'll announce and get that impression. So wait, Kyle, you still need to go to Boise. We talked about this. You and I have talked about it. You. You stuck with the Airbnb that only has two bedrooms.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's right by the arena. We got guys that will sleep on the floor. We have guys that. I told her have to sleep on the floor. We have guys that'll sleep on the couch.

[Brandon]

So is there enough room though for

[Kyle]

five and a two bedroom? It'll be fine.

[Brandon]

But is there enough room for you guys to wrestle?

[Kyle]

We'll be r. I know.

[Brandon]

You'll be wrestling. You and the boys get together, you wrestle.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'll be paying for the apartment.

[Cliff Barackman]

You.

[Connor Burns]

No, you.

[Kyle]

You don't understand. We will be.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, no, I understand. You'll be wrestling.

[Brandon Walker]

You. You were like, giddy. You said this is like the best day of your life.

[Kyle]

Friday is the best day in sports

[Danny]

because of March Madness.

[Kyle]

Because of the quarterfinal round and the semi final round. Nothing is better. Imagine if there was no NBA.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Okay, great.

[Kyle]

Imagine how much that's like. And then March Madness. This was the pinnacle of the sport.

[Danny]

Oh, I see.

[Brandon]

Yes, I got what you're saying.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is it.

[Kyle]

Guys were playing for their lives, are playing for their legacies.

[Danny]

Do they do it all this weekend?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Danny]

It goes from here to championship this weekend.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

32 man brackets.

[Brandon]

Oh, we got a four goat situation going on. The 133. Yeah, crazy.

[Kyle]

Four goats in one way classes. All freshmen never heard of four goats. These boys are so good. There's nothing I want to watch more than these four 14 boys. Actually, five. You count. Larin, who's Jesus?

[Brandon]

When are they all going to. Are they all matched up, like, in the same. How big is the bracket for 133?

[Kyle]

They're all 32 man brackets.

[Brandon]

So four goes that the goats can meet up semifinals. Oh, so they're all one seeds.

[Kyle]

One, two, three, four.

[Brandon]

Yeah, love that.

[Brandon Walker]

So it. What are the odds it'll be all of them there?

[Kyle]

Pretty high. But anything can happen because there's other guys. The returning champion is the seven seed.

[Brandon]

He's not even a goat.

[Kyle]

Not anymore. Damn, these freshmen are so good from every position.

[Brandon Walker]

So wrestling's about to boom then, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's about. Yeah. Are you guys excited?

[Connor Burns]

I.

[Brandon]

When you talked to me about the four goats, I got a little juice.

[Titus]

Why didn't. Why doesn't one of the goats just go up a clock?

[Brandon]

That's what I asked Titus.

[Titus]

Why doesn't he just. I realize because goats.

[Kyle]

Goats don't avoid and evade. That's why it's so special. It's four goats. Like, who's gonna be the real goat?

[Brandon Walker]

And so do the others lose goat status?

[Danny]

Have to.

[Titus]

You have to.

[Kyle]

They've been interchanged.

[Brandon Walker]

So this is bad for the sport.

[Brandon]

We're gonna lose three goats this weekend.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

This is brutal.

[Brandon Walker]

This is horrible.

[Kyle]

Yeah, this is bad for the sport. I'm gonna lose so many fans. So many casual fans.

[Danny]

Wait, if there's four of them and one wins as a freshman, the other a sophomore, another one's a junior, another one's a senior, they could all be goats again.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

A dude that hasn't won in three years could be a goat.

[Brandon]

Goat has to win multiple times.

[Danny]

I don't fucking know, dude.

[Connor Burns]

What?

[Brandon]

Can I get one of the goats?

[Danny]

How are you gonna get a goat?

[Brandon]

I want to. I want to ride with one of the goats.

[Brandon Walker]

You say the names.

[Brandon]

Put me on to the second best goat. I don't want the first best.

[Kyle]

That's the thing.

[Brandon]

They're all the same.

[Brandon Walker]

They're all the goat let.

[Titus]

They're all one goat.

[Kyle]

Jax Forest is who you're gonna want to watch.

[Brandon]

Jax Forest. Where does he wrestle?

[Kyle]

He glues men's eyes to the screen. There is nothing I want to watch more than Jax Forest, who was started as a high schooler this season, wrestled at the Power Raid at Canon Mac. The Big Macs.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Where does he wrestle out of.

[Kyle]

Then he's like, oh, I'm going to Oklahoma State.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

And he's just been throttling everyone. Besides Aaron Seidel, who is my goat? Oh, I think he's the most dynamic

[Brandon]

from where does he wrestle?

[Kyle]

Forest is the most exciting. Forest might be the best of all. Time, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's Blaze?

[Danny]

Everybody.

[Kyle]

Then Marcus Blaze. Oh, I want that guy prospect of all time.

[Danny]

What if he goes to Penn State?

[Kyle]

He's the three seed.

[Brandon]

And where's he wrestle from?

[Kyle]

Blaze is at Penn State, Right? Ben Davino, who just beat Blaze.

[Brandon]

Tell me.

[Kyle]

And he's from Chicago.

[Brandon]

Okay, what school?

[Kyle]

Ohio State. Okay, maybe root for Ben Davina. And what about in the four seat? Aaron side up from Virginia Tech is who I think is gonna. Even though I would never bet against Jax Forest. So I don't think he's going to win.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

So Kyle, who is your goat of this?

[Kyle]

I'm in a goat pickle. I'm going to go pickle with team. Boys weigh 133 pounds.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you hate to be in.

[Brandon]

That is a quote card.

[Danny]

Wait, there's an if.

[Kyle]

It's go Ryan Crook. He's hurt. Lucas Bird is the champ with the tall girlfriend. The much taller girlfriend.

[Nick]

Oh, I love that kid.

[Kyle]

You know him?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Kyle]

So like this.

[Danny]

How tall is the girlfriend?

[Nick]

Very tall. And they love this.

[Kyle]

Look at number eight, Aaron Seidel, the best wrestler I've ever seen. Kyler Larin, one of the most exciting, swaggiest wrestlers I've ever seen. Zan Fuga. He can do anything at any moment. Who is Jackson Blum?

[Brandon]

I want Zan Fugit.

[Kyle]

I don't know these rankings.

[Nick]

Yeah, it.

[Kyle]

He was a Cinderella last year.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he won it all.

[Kyle]

He made the semis as like a very low city.

[Brandon]

Got it.

[Kyle]

So who's excited?

[Danny]

And that's just one class.

[Titus]

One class?

[Kyle]

Boy one to ten.

[Kate]

It was a great preview.

[Brandon Walker]

Are the other classes exciting as well?

[Kyle]

Yeah, a lot.

[Brandon]

Just.

[Kyle]

It's a freshman story this year. This guy, P.J. duke, true freshman.

[Brandon Walker]

These names are amazing.

[Kyle]

57 pounder.

[Titus]

What are they getting in the nil?

[Kyle]

A lot of them are getting a million dollars. Whoa. What?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you got teen boys making a

[Kyle]

million tiny teen boys with the strength of six of y' all

[Brandon Walker]

these millionaire teen boys.

[Brandon]

Who's this?

[Nick]

This is the guy and his girlfriend.

[Danny]

Tall girlfriend.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Danny]

Oh,

[Kyle]

yeah.

[Brandon]

I'm kind of into that.

[Danny]

Don't like that.

[Nick]

They're very fun about it.

[Danny]

Tall people.

[Nick]

He doesn't give a shit. He's a ride or die for her.

[Danny]

Shouldn't mix the tights.

[Intern]

He won Natty last year, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, he sure did.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but I like this because, like, people make fun of him and then he could just them up

[Brandon Walker]

so easily.

[Kyle]

He would.

[Brandon Walker]

How tall was he?

[Kyle]

He would dematerialize your organs.

[Brandon]

I like that.

[Kyle]

I Think he's five four, five three.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm excited for it. I need to pick somebody out I want.

[Brandon]

You gotta. Can you text me when it's about to go down?

[Kyle]

I would start with the 133 pound weight.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No, text me when that's gonna go down.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, I would like to watch.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And this is Cleveland.

[Kyle]

Cleveland, Ohio.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Where's the arena? What arena is this in?

[Kyle]

Is it the queue?

[Brandon]

What is the Rocket.

[Kyle]

The Rocket Mortgage.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Does it sell out? Is it like a packed.

[Kyle]

Yes. Yes.

[Brandon]

And you're not gonna try to beat traffic this year because you're right next to it.

[Titus]

No.

[Brandon]

Good.

[Kyle]

You'll be there, the whole thing.

[Titus]

Love that.

[Brandon Walker]

P.J.

[Francis]

duke is minus 400 for 155. 157 pound winner.

[Brandon]

What are the odds for 133? The four goats.

[Francis]

133. Jack Forest. Minus 190. Ben Divino. Plus 190 Marcus Blaze. Plus 350. Aaron Seidel. Plus 450.

[Kyle]

And that's my guy, Jax Forest.

[Brandon Walker]

Jax.

[Danny]

Aaron Seidel. Sounds like a name that's been famous before.

[Nick]

Sounds like a 1950s name.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He's so good.

[Danny]

But so is Jack's Ford.

[Kyle]

So good at offense, he's so good at defense, at scrambling, he's so good riding, so good at turning.

[Nick]

How do they decide who gets to be on top

[Kyle]

after each period? They flip a card and if it's your color, you decide. Top, bottom. Are you neutral or defer? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do you defer?

[Kate]

That's how you impat.

[Brandon Walker]

Why do you flip a card?

[Nick]

Yeah. Wait, really? Why?

[Brandon]

Got to make it. What? We've been flipping coins.

[Kyle]

They don't have the thousands. They don't have the budget for that many coins.

[Brandon Walker]

The coin has to go to the facilities.

[Kyle]

Come on.

[Nick]

Is it just by seed? Like, who's.

[Brandon Walker]

What Colors are on the sides of the card.

[Kyle]

Colors are based on, like, what you're. If you're. There's red and green. If your singlet looks more green than the other guy.

[Brandon Walker]

He's not lying.

[Danny]

Oh, really?

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. Oh, wait.

[Titus]

We gotta get one of these

[Danny]

wrestling cards.

[Kyle]

You put the green or red anklet on your ankle and then I get romantic about anklets. Just the way, kid. The way these stars, these beasts, like, put them on, take them off. I notice everything.

[Nick]

They wear anklets so much.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

This is real.

[Kyle]

Nothing is more romantic in wrestling than the. Than a champion taking off his anklets after a bit. Okay, maybe we'll do it slowly. Maybe he'll do it fast. Maybe he'll throw them in the air, pretend to shoot him with a gun. You never know.

[Nick]

It's like a wedding garden.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a garter.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Connor Burns]

I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

How is this not blowing up?

[Kyle]

Right. Right.

[Danny]

So do they, like.

[Nick]

I never heard of this.

[Danny]

Send their anklets to the Wrestling hall of Fame? They collect them, do they. What do they do with their anklets afterwards? Do they put them, like, on a. They frame them.

[Kyle]

They got to give them back the next guy.

[Brandon]

They ever think about doing this? Not during March Madness.

[Kyle]

16

[Danny]

is there. March Madness.

[Brandon]

I understand, but, like, you, like. I do want to watch. You've got me juiced up about it. But, like, what?

[Brandon Walker]

It has steep competition.

[Brandon]

It's basketball.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You got. But I don't.

[Danny]

Women talking.

[Kyle]

I honestly don't think casual fans, like, they might turn it on. But like, you. Then you're gonna see two dudes just holding on to each other for three minutes. This sucks.

[Danny]

Beautiful.

[Kyle]

But I get it.

[Brandon Walker]

What would you do to help grow this then?

[Kyle]

No, I'm not too interested in growing. I don't think it'll ever reach mass appeal. Energy. I love Wise and I'm. I think we got to stop with the. Let's grow the sport to outside fans.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Let's make it as good of a product as possible for the people who are fans.

[Brandon Walker]

But what about growing it enough to where it doesn't have to fight for programs getting cut?

[Kyle]

Yeah. That'll never happen. Cal Baptist just cut their program.

[Brandon]

I. I like your approach, though, because I think that happens too much with these sports where it's like, lacrosse is probably the biggest one where it's like, respect lacrosse.

[Titus]

Right.

[Brandon]

Like, what about.

[Danny]

It's.

[Brandon]

It's there for the people who want to watch it.

[Kyle]

That's what it is.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And that's great.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't need it to be right. Mainstream.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Doug excited?

[Kyle]

Doug's excited. He'll be coming through.

[Titus]

Wait, so you have a. Oh, my dad.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I thought you meant our Doug. Yeah, you're Doug.

[Kyle]

He's invited. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Our dog did a crazy move this morning. We were doing the Chinese workout on Instagram Live, and I was like, doug, you want to hop in? He's like, gotta do something. He then went and took a. And sat in the comments.

[Kyle]

Sat in the car.

[Brandon]

He was just commenting on the Instagram

[Brandon Walker]

Live while he's taking a. I thought Doug got engaged. I was like, hey, did you get engaged? And he said to Who?

[Kyle]

He did say that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Pissed me off.

[Danny]

He also met.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he didn't.

[Danny]

I thought cream today.

[Brandon]

Tom Crean was here.

[Danny]

No, Tom Crane was on Zoom. On wub.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And somebody said, hey, we got a huge Tom Crane fan here. It's Doug. And they took a camera and Tom Crane is like, I like Doug.

[Brandon Walker]

How could you not?

[Danny]

That's where we were. I love it.

[Brandon Walker]

Is your dad going to get in any hijinks, you think? Is he going to get handsy?

[Brandon]

Is he gonna wrestle you?

[Titus]

Does he have a favorite of the goats?

[Kyle]

He like. He's a Jack's Forest guy. The number one Never.

[Brandon]

Are there other dads?

[Kyle]

The biggest goat is still in high school.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait.

[Danny]

We gotta go. Coming.

[Brandon]

It's another one.

[Kyle]

This Bo Bassett kid is such a.

[Titus]

He's.

[Kyle]

He's the best in the country, bar none. And he's a senior.

[Titus]

What weight class is he?

[Kyle]

He'll probably be 49. For the help.

[Intern]

I have a guest on Zoom boy.

[Brandon]

Oh, you have a guest on Zoom.

[Intern]

Yeah, we have a Bigfoot expert.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait, an expert or someone who saw it?

[Intern]

Expert. Long time field researcher since the 90s. He was on animal planets. Finding Bigfoot. He needs to do it now because he's going to a Bigfoot museum in one hour.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, course.

[Nick]

Yes, please.

[Intern]

Cliff.

[Brandon]

Cliff.

[Danny]

Hey, Cliff.

[Brandon]

What's up?

[Titus]

Cliff?

[Brandon]

How you doing today, Cliff, thank you for joining us. I know you got a busy schedule. What. What's going on with the. What this is guy.

[Brandon Walker]

This guy's awesome guy.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, it's great. I like the shirt, too.

[Kyle]

The name.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, yeah. I'm a huge fan of burritos. And I wear. I wear it proudly.

[Brandon]

I love that. Cliff, what's. What's going on in eastern Ohio right now?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, well, yeah, I think it's a lot of hubbub, honestly. I mean, I think there's probably some. Some kernel of truth in there. Like somebody probably saw a Sasquatch. I live in Oregon, so Ohio's honestly a little out of my jurisdiction, you know, but from what I understand from trusted researchers that I know in Ohio, there's probably a couple sightings. Apparently, one of the witnesses was pretty young, so his story, I was told, at least his story isn't exactly congruent with what he said earlier. But, you know, he's 15, so. And he's a human. People are kind of inaccurate sometimes about what they say, but from there on in, I think it's just a lot of like, maybe social media or influencer hype is what I'VE seen. I haven't seen any real strong evidence out of there, But I've heard a lot of hubbub, So, I don't know. We'll see.

[Brandon]

Now, cliff, what you just said is interesting. You just, you just casually said, yeah, they might have seen a sasquatch, as if that's. That's. That's real.

[Brandon Walker]

That seems like big news.

[Cliff Barackman]

Well, no, no, not at all. Sasquatches are seen fairly, Fairly often, actually. I did a. In fact, I did a sighting report Where I live. A young gentleman saw one just up in Welch's, Oregon, on March 1. I was out there on the 2nd. I found a footprint. I found a track way, in fact. No, no. Sasquatches are seen More often Than you would expect. You know. And mind you, this is my world. I own a bigfoot museum Called the north american bigfoot center in oregon. So that's kind of a big antenna for that, draws people in. And we hear a lot of reports, Sometimes very, very recently after they happened. But I don't think I'm exaggerating at all that I would say in the last 30 years, I've heard. I've spoken personally to several thousand witnesses. I don't think that's an exaggeration in the slightest. Now, what about you, though?

[Brandon]

Have you seen him?

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah, yeah, him. No, I've seen one. I've seen one, maybe two. I'm not sure. Neither one of my sightings Was very good, and maybe I was mistaken. But there's been two times that I think I probably put my eyes on a sasquatch. But again, like I said, they weren't great sightings. One was from a great distance. The other one is through a night vision technology. But I'm still looking for a clear daytime, up close and personal, you know.

[Brandon Walker]

So is Ohio out of their range? Is that odd to be that far?

[Intern]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, not at all.

[Cliff Barackman]

No, no, not at all. Not at all. A lot of people who are unfamiliar with the subject Think that sasquatch Are only resident in the pacific northwest. And that's kind of because all of the early researchers Lived in the pacific northwest. And it's kind of, you know, that idea where the victors of the war get to write the history. It's kind of a case like that. But it turns out sasquatch is just like Pretty much every other large mammal in north, Have a continent wide distribution in suitable habitat. Sasquatches are much more rare Than black bear, for example. But black bear and sasquatches Seem to inhabit the same kinds of habitat, Therefore, probably the same ecological niche.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we need to have any fear of sasquatches?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, I don't think so. I mean, you should. I mean, you should give them the wide berth. They are large, wild animals, Whatever they are, no matter how human like they may end up being Once they're recognized as a species. But, you know, if they were out to get us, I would argue there'd be very few of us left, you know, So I think we're okay.

[Brandon]

What about, like, if you see a sasquatch, what are some of the things? Like, if you have maybe a tiny little air horn or like a seven iron, Are those things that you could maybe defend yourself with?

[Cliff Barackman]

I don't know, pull a camera out? They seem to be very camera shy. They wouldn't like that, I guess.

[Brandon]

Okay, so has.

[Kate]

Has the ring cam changed the game at all? Are you getting more photo evidence? Ever since I came around.

[Brandon]

Not.

[Cliff Barackman]

Not because the ring cam specifically, Although I do have a piece of footage From a. From security camera up in Washington on the gentleman's property. And he was lucky enough to see the animal Just moments before it walked in front of. On that side of the house, you know, so. Yeah, but technology in general has increased the number of photographs and videos that have come in over the years, you know, with everybody has a phone in their pocket and stuff. But even that gentleman that saw The Sasquatch on March 1st that I mentioned up in welch's, he said that he didn't even think about pulling out his phone because he was just, like, looking at it, going, oh, God. And it scared him, and he left. He didn't even think about filming it.

[Titus]

Cliff, do you see yourself as more of a scientist or like an adventurer?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, neither one, really. I mean, I have a weird career path. I mean, I'm science minded, and I think that's the important part. I'm not a scientist, actually. I don't have any degrees like that or anything. I have a degree in jazz guitar, it turns out, you know, But I'm a scientifically minded amateur, because this is. Bigfoot is one of those subjects that even after the species is proven to be real, the academics and the field biologists Are going to have to interface with the public because we're the ones that. We outnumber them. So we're the ones, I guess, that see them more often as a whole, you know, a handful of scientists versus everybody else. Well, everybody else is statistically, you know, Has a better chance of seeing a bigfoot. Right. So I think that this is one of those cases that a citizen scientist like myself, someone who does want to do the field biology in an amateur sort of way, is going to be very, very helpful to academics.

[Brandon Walker]

Cliff, what would you say to sway a non believer?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, I don't. I don't bother. It's one of those things that either you're kind of familiar with the evidence or you're not.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Cliff Barackman]

And most people aren't. It's as simple as that. And I get it. It's no big deal. But I would say this, that I encourage skepticism. I think it's great because the truth can always withstand the scrutiny, no matter how hard you look.

[Brandon Walker]

Good line.

[Cliff Barackman]

And Bigfoot is one of those things that the harder you look at the evidence, the more you. You're going to. It's hard to look at the stuff, in my opinion. I mean, I'm completely convinced, besides my two lousy observations and all the experiences and the footprints I've seen and all that stuff, it's hard to really do a neutral examination of the evidence and walk away saying, it's clear there's nothing here at all. It's ridiculous, in my opinion, to think that way. The subject is worthy of investigation.

[Brandon]

Why haven't we ever found a dead Sasquatch then?

[Cliff Barackman]

Same reason you don't find naturally dead bears and mountain lions. And I want to emphasize the term. It is true. Naturally dead is the key word there. You find dead ones that have been poached or cleaned on the side of the road or roadkill or something like that. But large apex predators. An apex predator is something that nothing else hunts and kills. So bears, mountain lions, Sasquatches, humans, that kind of thing. We prey species don't get to choose where they die because they're killed and eaten. Apex predators do kind of get to choose where they die. They just don't know they're going to die when they're out there doing their animal stuff. Right. So they probably squirrel themselves away. Well, maybe not squirrel. I probably shouldn't use that word. Hide themselves away in an appropriate place for them to get better. Kind of like what we do. We go to bed, right. And then one day they die instead of getting better. And then the flesh is eaten away. The hair is eaten by moths. The bones are eaten by the most plentiful animal in North America, by biomass. The deer mouse and wood rats and porcupines eat bones, and coyotes eat bones, and deer and elk also eat bones. That's where they get the calcium for their antlers. Yeah, so the short answer is they're recycled pretty quick.

[Danny]

Oh, so when this thing happens in Ohio, it was like eight sightings in two days. That doesn't make you, like, want to get on a plane and go to Ohio and check it out?

[Cliff Barackman]

My understanding is that most, if not I'm going to say most, because I don't really know. Most of those witnesses have not been vetted necessarily. I think someone takes a report and just puts it out without even finding out if the person's real or not, you know. So I think that that's the danger with this stuff, especially when social media outlets and influencers and news reporters get involved, is that they're just putting this stuff out there, and then every joker in the area starts submitting the reports, True or not. But people who have actually had observations are probably doing the same thing. So I don't know. I think that the Ohio thing is a little overblown. Although Ohio is very good for Sasquatches, certainly.

[Nick]

Oh, are there any other countries in the world that are big on Bigfoot, Sasquatch, or is it just the United States?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, no, absolutely, absolutely. Well, I mean, Canada would be an obvious one, of course, but also overseas in Asia. I have personally looked for Sasquatch. Like animals, they're not called that over there, but in China and in Vietnam and Australia has a history of these things, oddly enough. Indonesia has a different species of unknown ape species that walks bipedally called the Rang Pendek. And IBU Gogo is another one over there in Indonesia. Yeah, in Africa. One of the gentlemen just died. His name was Gareth Patterson. He was an elephant researcher. And actually back in the 70s, I don't know if you saw that movie Born Free, he was one of those guys. He was studying elephants and started running across Sasquatch things in South Africa. So, yeah, no, the United States is not the only place in the world within this a tradition of unknown hairy bipeds.

[Brandon Walker]

All the reports describe a smell. Can you just.

[Titus]

What is.

[Brandon Walker]

What would that smell like? What could we compare that to?

[Cliff Barackman]

Actually, not all the reports, only about 10 to 15% of reports have a smell associated with it. But. And, but dance. To get more directly to your question, over the last 30 something years that I've been doing this, I've had, I guess, the quote unquote privilege of smelling these things three times. And each time one was in the Siskiyou mountains of California, that one was in the Sierras, and then the other one was in Kentucky. They all three smelled exactly the same. And It's a very, very sharp smell and the best words I could wrap around it is dog crap Parmesan.

[Danny]

So you have two sightings and three smellings?

[Cliff Barackman]

Well, yeah, two lousy sightings. I mean they're nothing to brag about or anything, but. Yeah, but I found tracks. I've recorded them vocalizing numerous times. Yeah. I mean they're a normal species of animal here in North America and you can in fact run across them.

[Titus]

Them.

[Cliff Barackman]

It's not like seeing an interdimensional shape shifting UFO riding critter or something like that.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Cliff Barackman]

They're mammals. They're. They're primates.

[Brandon]

Has Jack. Jack Slink's beef jerky made your job more difficult?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, well, I mean, I love Sasquatches in general. So when they make a cartoony sort of version of something like that, I, I kind of celebrate it. I don't really, it doesn't really get representation matters.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Yeah, do you? Okay. What's your favorite burrito?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, I like carne asada a lot.

[Brandon]

All right, good.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh my God. Yeah, it's just, it just. I love it.

[Titus]

Would you eat a Sasquatch burrito if presented with an opportunity?

[Cliff Barackman]

I don't know. I, I doubt it. I like to respect the animals.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Cliff Barackman]

You know, but. Yeah, but it's like, I don't know. Would you eat a human one if one gave that? I don't know. I don't think it's appropriate to eat great apes of any type.

[Brandon]

Sure, sure.

[Brandon Walker]

So if and when you see one,

[Cliff Barackman]

I hope they're not delicious for their sake.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

So if you see one and get, get a closer, a better sighting as opposed to your lousy ones, do you think you'll be fearful or will you weep tears of joy? Like what is that moment going to be like for you?

[Cliff Barackman]

It's hard to predict that sort of thing. And I find that most of my predictions are. Go wildly wrong. But I would like to think that I would film the thing. I'm sure it would be very scary because, you know, I go alone a lot and that's most likely how it's going to happen is I'll be walking along and there'll be one above me or below me. And whenever I run across any large mammals, especially at close range, it is a little spooky, you know, I mean even El can turn on you and you know, tear you up a little bit and stuff. All large mammals deserve a wide berth and I'm sure it'll be a little Little scary. Have there, have there been any. Get that chance to find out.

[Brandon Walker]

Have there been any killings of humans by Sasquatch?

[Cliff Barackman]

There's been a few reports of them, but. Like the Ape Canyon incident, for example, in Mount St. Helens back in the 1920s. But I, again, we wouldn't hear from the people who didn't survive.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Cliff Barackman]

So that's problematic there.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, what, what do the, what

[Francis]

do Sasquatches or Bigfoot eat? And then are there excrement found regularly in hikes and things like that?

[Cliff Barackman]

Okay, I will take that second question first. I, yeah, certainly they poop. There's been a. I know. I only know of two reports, and I didn't speak directly to either witness of them. Somebody seeing them take a dump. One of them was standing in the middle of a river and let it flow at that point. So I don't know. And the other one was told to me by Dr. Jeff Meldrum, who recently passed away in September. And he was, he interviewed the witness. I think it was a tribal cop on the Yakima Reservation in Washington. And he was following one at a distance, and he saw it let loose with some, with some turd, and it buried it like a cat. So I'm not sure about that.

[Brandon Walker]

Very interesting.

[Cliff Barackman]

I mean, yeah, it is interesting. And I'm sorry, I forgot the first question.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we know what they eat?

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They eat all sorts of stuff, actually. And I think their diet changes throughout the seasons, just like all the omnivores. I think their diet is very similar to that of a, an American black bear combined with, you know, like, like native species, Native humans, like Native, Native Americans who are living here and first nations people. If you take away the fire technology. So I think that's the main difference. But, yeah, everything's on the menu. If you, if you're a Sasquatch, what

[Brandon]

other you, you mentioned jazz guitar? What other interests do you have? Or, like, if I were to hang out with you and just be like, we're just gonna talk about Sasquatch time.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh, no, actually, I mean, Sasquatch is my, my work in my life. But I, I have a wide variety of interests, of course, because, you know, you have to be balanced in some sort of way. And certainly being, being an eccentric weirdo like myself, my life has become unbalanced in many ways over the years, so it's always a struggle for me. But I, I, I live in the woods, so I really enjoy taking care of my property. I, I, I'm an Amateur astronomer. I've got a pretty nice telescope. I love gardening. I. I play. I play jazz guitar soloing in small groups and that sort of stuff.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you got it all right. Cuz I was like the man. Cliff might just only talk about Sasquatch. Sounds like you got a pretty well rounded life.

[Titus]

What a life.

[Brandon Walker]

And where's your museum again?

[Cliff Barackman]

My. I have a little museum called North American Bigfoot center outside of Portland, Oregon, in a town called. Check this out. Boring Oregon. Yeah, they're awesome, right?

[Brandon]

That's sick.

[Cliff Barackman]

All right, well, nothing against the feed store, but we're the most exciting thing in boring.

[Brandon]

All right, well, Cliff, thank you so much for joining us on a wh. And I think if we get some more of these sightings, we're gonna have to have you back on.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah, go ahead and give me a holler anytime. This was fun and thank you for accommodating me. I have to. I'm going out to the Willow Creek Museum right now to help them with their archives and their collection. And because my life is all about Bigfoot, and luckily I love it.

[Brandon]

So thanks so much, Cliff.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Cliff, wait, wait.

[Danny]

One more, one more, one more, one more.

[Kyle]

What right now is the single most compelling and comprehensive piece of evidence that Bigfoot exists.

[Cliff Barackman]

It's not that I get asked that a lot, and it's honestly more nuanced than that, which is a hard, difficult for not. Not you guys specifically, but because you're asking good questions. And a lot of media doesn't, honestly. But the media likes short, snappy answer, soundbite stuff. But Sasquatch is one of those subjects that is subtle and nuanced. And so when people ask me what's the best piece of evidence for Sasquatch, to me, that's like asking which of these jigsaw puzzles is your favorite. And it's not about an individual piece. It's about how it all fits together as a mosaic. And such things are like the footprint cast evidence is fantastic, for example, and it shows characteristics of not only human footprints, but also other primate, other great ape footprints, like a mid tarsal pressure joint or I'm sorry, a mid tarsal ridge. You know, they have flexibility in the mid part of their foot, I guess is a good way to say it. And you can. No matter where or when or by whom these footprints were cast, many of them show that same feature. Or if you take the native accounts, some of their. The traditional native stories about these animals describe known ape behaviors that weren't discovered until Jane Goodall And Dian Fossey did their pioneering work in the 60s and 70s. So it's not a single piece of evidence. It's actually how all the evidence kind of fills in this jigsaw puzzle. And when you're done, you're looking at a picture of a wild primate in North America.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Awesome.

[Kyle]

Good answer.

[Brandon]

All right, well, thank you, Cliff. We really appreciate it.

[Titus]

Thanks, Cliff.

[Cliff Barackman]

Thank you, guys.

[Brandon]

Appreciate it. Have a good one.

[Kyle]

Take care.

[Brandon]

That guy's awesome, Cliff. I'm rooting so hard for him to get a good sighting. He's.

[Brandon Walker]

He deserves one.

[Brandon]

Like the fact he's only had two and they're iffy.

[Titus]

Yeah. If he sightings.

[Brandon Walker]

So the past two guests we've had with the Big Mac guy and him, they have life so figured out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He's the embodiment of every 30 plus year old man who's ever been given therapy advice and listened to it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Living.

[Nick]

He's well rounded.

[Brandon]

Living super happy. Favorite life.

[Brandon Walker]

He's has hobbies.

[Brandon]

He has land garden.

[Brandon Walker]

Cliff Barackman.

[Danny]

I, I. The only thing that left me confused was his lack of enthusiasm for the Ohio store.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I would have thought he would be like.

[Brandon]

Well, he said that he's a 15 year old kid and he's probably been

[Brandon Walker]

burnt by sightings so much.

[Danny]

All right. All right.

[Nick]

I don't think he admitted it to. I feel like the Northwest does. Is that the top left corner?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You got it.

[Nick]

I feel like they've got that. Not that they're gatekeeping Sasquatch, but I feel like they really.

[Danny]

That's Bigfoot country.

[Nick]

That is Bigfoot country. And I feel like they're.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He was cool about it, but I feel like they are a little hesitant.

[Titus]

Yeah. If you're down south, Brandon, and someone tells you there's a good college football game going on in Canada, are you hopping on a plane and flying to it?

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Are you just like, all right, I'm sure. Good for them.

[Danny]

Whatever.

[Kate]

There's eight of them. Maybe.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He never, he never called it Bigfoot.

[Brandon]

Yes. 100% like it's real.

[Danny]

His museum was Bigfoot Museum.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, was it?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Point.

[Nick]

He was saying Ohio. He wouldn't say Bigfoot for Ohio. He was saying, oh, they might have had a Sasquatch. But he wasn't saying Bigfoot. I'm thinking like Northwest.

[Danny]

Talking about two different things.

[Kate]

I think rule one is that big Sasquatch is a species.

[Intern]

Bigfoot is a guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Is Bigfoot like their president?

[Titus]

Yeah. I spent most of his life one

[Brandon]

Bigfoot Yeah, me too.

[Danny]

So Bigfoot.

[Brandon]

The lockdown spots.

[Danny]

Yeah, he's the number one Sasquatch.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. And maybe they pass that title on.

[Danny]

What about Little.

[Brandon Walker]

Little Foot?

[Brandon]

Wait, can we see? Do the. Do the. Do the State Farm. Ask real quick, Bryn, but can we see tj? Like the best video footage?

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Titus]

Look at the. Look at the yak chat.

[Kyle]

What'd he do?

[Titus]

Wyatt texted us that Jeff DLO just walked by my desk and said this guy's full of. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Let us believe something.

[Brandon]

Jeff D. Lowe, of all people. And I like Jeff, but he. Of all people, Jeff should embrace the Big Mac guy, the Sasquatch. Jeff is those guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeff is one of them.

[Brandon]

He's a. He's got a. A bunch of dolls in his house.

[Titus]

Right?

[Brandon]

And he watches movies religiously. He is an embodiment of like. And again, Jeff is living a great life. Like, yeah, I like my passions, and I just go head first into him. That's no different than Sasquatch.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeff and I have. Like, our texts are all just new products that are coming out.

[Brandon]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

That's all it.

[Intern]

Like.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I guess he.

[Brandon]

I think he's gatekeeping nerds.

[Danny]

He is doing.

[Brandon]

Because that guy was a nerd. But in the best way. Like I say, Cliff is a nerd. I mean that as the highest compliment.

[Danny]

I think he'd agree.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

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[Kate]

Great work.

[Titus]

I do love the idea of Jeff just hating all the other guys arrivals. The Funko pop collector who makes graphics for how the best way to watch the Olympics.

[Danny]

What do you mean? He's had 5,000 Big Macs.

[Titus]

Celebrates when his favorite movies win Oscars as a championship that he won. That guy is like.

[Brandon]

Like those.

[Titus]

Those.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle, did you see speaking of wrestling, the phenom out of West Virginia, six years old.

[Brandon]

Who.

[Brandon Walker]

Professional wrestling, though.

[Danny]

Oh, we got a person, a phenom,

[Brandon Walker]

a professional wrestling phenom. Burt Texas.

[Danny]

Oh, my God, he's six years old.

[Brandon Walker]

From Welch, I think, or. Or from Wayne, maybe.

[Danny]

I gotta get on Burton.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Burt Texas is up and coming in the world of wwe.

[Danny]

He's.

[Brandon Walker]

He's. Next up, Brandon Bart.

[Danny]

Texas. Yeah. Five years old.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, is he. Might be an old photo. He says you're Texas. Toast to people.

[Titus]

That's pretty good.

[Kyle]

What has he done?

[Intern]

He. He was like watching wrestling. He was like, I want to be like that. So he made up a character.

[Danny]

And it's a good character. Yeah.

[Intern]

Viral enough.

[Brandon Walker]

And now he's Burt Texas.

[Kyle]

It's not burnt.

[Brandon Walker]

Burt.

[Kyle]

Burt Texas.

[Nick]

Do you see the pizza spinner guy?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wrestling.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So cool.

[Danny]

That's one of those that pops up every now and then. But he's. There's a couple of guys on the indies. There's him. There's Cocaine.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, cocaine is good.

[Danny]

He wears a cane suit that's white and he calls himself Cocaine.

[Brandon]

I like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Rip a bag. And yeah, there's the invisible guy.

[Danny]

There's a lot of penis guys.

[Intern]

Invisible man.

[Danny]

Yeah, there's an invisible man.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a. There's a lot of penis.

[Danny]

A lot of penis guys will do moves with their penis.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Nick]

Do you see the one in the grocery store here?

[Danny]

A penis.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that might have just been you, Kate.

[Danny]

No, there's the pizza guy.

[Intern]

They did a wrestling show at a Jewel.

[Nick]

That's what I'm talking about. There was a Jewel Oscar here. People were grocery shopping and they got to the back of the store and they were like, what the. Oh, there was just a full wrestling match.

[Intern]

Karen Cross was there.

[Danny]

Brandon carrying Cross was there. Yeah. Boy, how the mighty have fallen, huh?

[Brandon]

Well, damn.

[Danny]

I mean, he was in WWE last year. Now he's in Jewel Oscar.

[Nick]

But how do people find out? Like, I want to go to a wrestling show at the Jewel Osco.

[Brandon Walker]

I wouldn't go stumble upon those things.

[Danny]

Yeah, Luigi Primo is a good name too.

[Intern]

Stephen Flow is one of my favorites on the end. Yeah, he wears like five flannels and he comes out to an even Flow remix that just goes. Stephen Flow is all the lyrics.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's good.

[Danny]

Good. Deutsch is just working huh.

[Nick]

He's still on that same row?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I need to be able to visualize. Hello.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we think this works?

[Brandon]

I mean, what. What is works? He drinks the beers. The.

[Brandon Walker]

The actual structure.

[Kate]

The beers don't fall down.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think. I think it works. I don't think we'll be wowed. No, we will.

[Danny]

How many different spots in the office and silos are we going to have stuff for beer drinking? This is right around the corner from the yuck station.

[Brandon]

Here we go.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Brandon]

Now we're cooking. Okay. And he got it color coordinated, too.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Nick]

Take him so long to cover up.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

64.

[Brandon]

It's just a huge project. It's a. It's a grown man alcoholic science project. That's all he's doing.

[Titus]

He.

[Danny]

We're.

[Brandon]

We're doing a science fair for.

[Nick]

And they're going to be warm.

[Titus]

They're going to be very warm.

[Brandon Walker]

Temperature.

[Kyle]

Probably gonna want Duke soon too, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's gonna get thirsty.

[Danny]

What the hell? Took us

[Kyle]

like, the west region.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[Cliff Barackman]

What.

[Brandon]

What happens to the beers that lose? They just.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What is he.

[Kyle]

Is he not drinking them all?

[Danny]

No, I think he drinks the loser.

[Titus]

Right.

[Kate]

And advances the winner.

[Brandon Walker]

So he will be drinking them all?

[Cliff Barackman]

No, all.

[Titus]

But yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Nick]

He. Wait. Sorry.

[Titus]

So over the course of the next three weeks, one man will drink 63 beers.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Titus]

Over the course of three weeks.

[Danny]

So we have a champion, which is

[Brandon]

also the same man who drank 63 beers probably last weekend.

[Titus]

Right?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Right, Right.

[Brandon Walker]

But yeah, this is on top of the 100 he'll have in these next three.

[Danny]

This one didn't get a color unless he did say.

[Intern]

This is not the first time he's done.

[Connor Burns]

Done this.

[Nick]

Oh, he tried, but.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. What's that color? Come on.

[Nick]

Fall apart. Right?

[Brandon Walker]

BYU's needs to be a Pepsi.

[Titus]

Is it.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Is it annoying anyone else that's facing

[Danny]

the same way he was facing the other one?

[Brandon]

Oh, Deutsch.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's got a.

[Brandon]

Wait, wait, is it. Is it least go up? Oh, is it lowers?

[Danny]

That's the only one. Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, De. Get in here. Deutsch.

[Nick]

I know he can't because of branding, but it would be cool if each of the beers was from that town, right? Like a small brewery kind of thing? Like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no, I think this is pretty much.

[Nick]

You're right. Never mind.

[Danny]

Get in here.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. This is all.

[Brandon]

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[Titus]

I got a problem.

[Brandon]

We got a problem.

[Titus]

Do you see it? You see the problem?

[Deutsch]

I think it looks pretty good.

[Brandon]

But do you see the problem?

[Titus]

There's one problem.

[Kate]

One thing is not like the others.

[Deutsch]

Oh, yep, we do have a problem.

[Brandon]

What's the problem?

[Deutsch]

We have a can facing the wrong way.

[Brandon]

Yes. Are we gonna redo that does that

[Brandon Walker]

up everything that could.

[Deutsch]

That could have happened to anyone. Yeah, I'll just get back in there and take the sticker off and put it the.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's an easy fix.

[Deutsch]

That's an easy fix.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you excited?

[Deutsch]

Super excited.

[Brandon Walker]

You've done this before?

[Deutsch]

This is my third year in a row.

[Brandon Walker]

And what were your findings year one and two?

[Deutsch]

Oh, it's. You just drink the loser as you go. I'm picturing myself over there with, like, a walkie talkie, and you guys just let me know.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like, game over, final.

[Deutsch]

Sienna's down, and I just go up, get it.

[Kyle]

And so you have no. There's no implications. You're not rooting for any specific team. You just want the game to end.

[Deutsch]

If I'm thirsty Yeah.

[Brandon]

What about how warm it's going to be?

[Deutsch]

Yeah, that's the one thing. It's just going to be room temperature, but that's fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this the biggest scale you've ever done this to?

[Deutsch]

This is the highest ceiling.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, sure.

[Connor Burns]

What?

[Brandon]

So tomorrow you're gonna drink 16 beers.

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Brandon]

And then Friday, 16 beers.

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Titus]

And then. Well, Saturday, eight beers.

[Deutsch]

Well, I'll drink more, but those are going to be the ones that.

[Brandon]

Right now. How do you think? Because Dave will be here. How do we feel like Dave? Because we'll do this on stream. Like, we will.

[Danny]

We will say.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Titus]

Right.

[Brandon]

Game's over. Deutsch. Go get. Go, go. Take one down for sure.

[Titus]

This is actually a great question. How will Dave.

[Brandon]

How will Dave respond to this? Because I'll actually. I mean, I don't want to put pressure on you, but, like, after Ohio State TCU ends, that's the first game tomorrow. I'm probably going to be like, hey, Dave, you want to come over and

[Danny]

watch

[Brandon]

Deutsche about to drink the loser.

[Deutsch]

Yeah. I don't know how he's gonna take it. I mean, it kind of looks like a child did it, but I'm trying as hard as I can. That took me a long time to do those bubble letters. I did highlights around the letter.

[Brandon]

Like, it looks good.

[Brandon Walker]

It does look good.

[Deutsch]

That took up most of my day yesterday.

[Brandon]

I mean, by the way, I also want it on the record, Deutsch. I don't care how Dave responds because you're. You're mine.

[Nick]

And.

[Brandon]

Okay, I. I love this. I love you. But I'm just. I'm wondering because, you know, I. It sometimes happens where Dave comes to this office. He'll see something or say something, and then someone will get self conscious. I guess you'll drink, I think. I guess you'll be drunk by the time he gets self conscious.

[Deutsch]

I need a little bit of a buzz. For sure.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

There's a chance Dave likes it, though. Yeah, he could be, like, a chance. He thinks it's, like, absurd.

[Brandon]

I think what we should do, too is we should maybe tomorrow get it set up. So, like, when the first elimination happens, we all go over there.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Maybe get a ribbon. Should we ribbon cut it?

[Deutsch]

Yeah. That'd be like, the best day of my life.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

All right. We're gonna ribbon cut. So we gotta get a big ribbon tomorrow. We'll ribbon cut it and then like, first game final, we all just come over and clap up Deutsch. Drinking a beer.

[Deutsch]

I did meet Dave one time here When I applied for the PMT internship and I had the briefcase full of lobster rolls.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Deutsch]

And I asked him if he wanted a lobster roll out of my briefcase. And he just gave me a look and just said, no, this will be my second time.

[Brandon]

Okay. I think he's gonna be in a good mood because he hasn't been losing in gambling. He didn't gamble last weekend, and, well, I guess with horses, but. And he finished the first draft of his book, so he's probably gonna have Michigan.

[Titus]

Michigan's good. There's a lot.

[Deutsch]

What if I had a copy of the first draft of the book?

[Brandon]

How would you.

[Danny]

How would you.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you gonna do with that?

[Brandon]

And how would you.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I guess just thinking about something I had. I'd been doing some light reading, but I guess it's not after.

[Brandon]

No.

[Deutsch]

Oh, no, no.

[Danny]

Are you gonna drink it? What would you do?

[Deutsch]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you just want it, like, as an accessory.

[Brandon]

Can we get though the COVID If we can get the COVID we can put it on a other book and then maybe you put it, like on

[Deutsch]

my desk like I had been.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You know, it might creep them out.

[Danny]

Yeah. I think he'd be like, how the. Did you get that?

[Deutsch]

Yeah,

[Brandon]

it's gonna be electric.

[Deutsch]

But are you kind of seeing the vision now?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Deutsch]

I think at first you were looking at me like.

[Brandon Walker]

Like and so, like the grand finale, the championship game.

[Deutsch]

Maybe we do a beer boot. We'll do something special.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. Yeah.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What, like a beer boot? Like a quarter full?

[Deutsch]

No, like. Like one of the 60 ounce boots.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Because it'd be funny if it was

[Danny]

like a 60 ounce boot, but just the one.

[Brandon]

Oh, right.

[Deutsch]

Yeah. That would also be good. I'm open to. I'm open to suggestions.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Nick]

Are you chugging the losing bear or you're just like, they lose the game.

[Brandon]

Oh, good question.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I didn't think about.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna make us, like, are you gonna slowly drink it?

[Deutsch]

I haven't thought that far ahead.

[Brandon]

What did you do last year?

[Deutsch]

Last year, just in my apartment, just slowly drinking it.

[Brandon Walker]

You built this on your apartment wall?

[Deutsch]

I'll see if I have pictures of the damage.

[Brandon]

Did you.

[Brandon Walker]

What? Was it the same, like.

[Deutsch]

No, it was just drywall. So the command strips just stuck to, like, what ripped off all.

[Brandon]

Did you make videos of you drinking the beers last year?

[Kyle]

No.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I did make some. I did make some.

[Brandon]

Okay. Oh, this is far better what you're doing this year. Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I'm also like, I tried to think about not ripping the wall using painters tape this year with the material, I'll use just like. Like a black electrician tape.

[Brandon]

Now, did you pitch this exact idea to the Kelsey's?

[Deutsch]

No, I just did it.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay. Because I would have loved to see that.

[Deutsch]

No, Jason, like, collab posted it with.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay, nice. I'll collab post with you tomorrow.

[Deutsch]

That would be huge.

[Brandon]

Yeah, for sure. Yeah, for sure.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Intern]

All right.

[Deutsch]

Well, what do you think, Titus?

[Titus]

I love it.

[Deutsch]

I took a little. I took a little extra time on the Ohio State.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

With the outline, if you can get it.

[Titus]

I'll be honest, I'm. I'm now even more nervous that we're

[Deutsch]

the See the black.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, that's a huge.

[Titus]

Like the first beer you could drink for this bracket could be Ohio State, which would be so, so devastating.

[Deutsch]

Yes.

[Titus]

So devastating to be the first team eliminated.

[Brandon]

All right, go fix TCU and just keep rolling.

[Deutsch]

Okay. Sounds all right.

[Brandon]

Love it.

[Deutsch]

Thanks, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a good idea.

[Brandon]

What is going on around here?

[Danny]

It may look like a kid did it, but he's trying his hardest.

[Brandon]

Trying his hardest. Try me hardest.

[Brandon Walker]

He's.

[Cliff Barackman]

It's.

[Danny]

He's.

[Brandon]

The fact too. That sneaky one where he was like, do you like the bubble letters? Because. Took me all day yesterday. He.

[Danny]

He's at the same time our most. He's our most put together guy, but he's also our most.

[Brandon Walker]

It took him 24 hours, right? 64 words.

[Nick]

Not now, babe. You know, I'm swamped.

[Brandon]

Work was a. I'm happy. I said. Because I. He said to me this morning, very casually, he's like, hey, can I. I. Can I do my beer wall? What if I said no? I guess that was never even a

[Brandon Walker]

p. That was weird of you to even think.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I just.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Brandon]

But like, what if he had done all that and I was like, actually, no beer wall this year.

[Danny]

But that's just not a world you would.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Nick]

And all is right with the world.

[Danny]

Like, we'd have to check and see if something was wrong with you at that point.

[Brandon]

I can't wait for tomorrow when we just get to all go over there. She's like, everyone, let's go.

[Brandon Walker]

Is going to hit.

[Brandon]

He has to go for the first one. I'll be there for every single one.

[Nick]

He needs to just slowly drink it while. While Dave stands there.

[Danny]

Just what happens in the middle of

[Brandon]

30 dudes watching another dude drink a beer slowly?

[Danny]

So what happens in the middle of the day when there's three Game one. One game ends. Another game.

[Brandon]

We might get a little backed up.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we might have to do some cleanup work.

[Danny]

Okay, so I might have knocked three down at one time.

[Brandon]

Maybe I won't get up for every single one of them. Maybe we'll just go to him. Every single one one of them. Like, hey, this game's final. And then we're just like, go to the Deutsch cam.

[Titus]

The game's not truly final till Deutsch drinks the beer. Yeah, you're not full. You're not truly eliminated until every day

[Brandon]

I'm tweeted from, like, Evil the Stool. I can tag the Viceroy account, be like, see this? Yep, it's over.

[Titus]

This is the new fat lady singing do drinking your beer.

[Nick]

Not over till Deutsch drinks beer.

[Brandon]

Tj, can you tell the.

[Danny]

Wait a second.

[Brandon]

Wait a second.

[Titus]

Over Till Do Champ.

[Brandon Walker]

When we do, like, the national champion shirts, one of them has to just be a white can that has his hand right now.

[Brandon]

Yes, actually. That's a great shirt.

[Francis]

Yeah, it is.

[Brandon Walker]

And it just says undrank underneath.

[Danny]

He did it all day yesterday. But he's doing Kansas. He goes now, right? No, I thought he's just doing tape

[Intern]

and can watch all day yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's done it.

[Kyle]

Took five.

[Danny]

Those five took him all day. He has 59 left.

[Titus]

No way.

[Brandon]

No, no, no.

[Danny]

All right, see what he's doing.

[Titus]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right.

[Intern]

And he had to put all the shelves up.

[Kyle]

Wait, he has still. He has to color them now?

[Brandon]

No, he did stick.

[Titus]

He did all the stickers yesterday.

[Danny]

Oh, okay. Stickers are done. I see.

[Titus]

Yeah, I need tape up.

[Brandon]

Can we get. I'm going to get someone to help.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, can we get De. An actual intern? Yeah, just to see what he has them do. A kid that's out of college. Want to drive your Deutsch intern?

[Brandon]

Is there someone upstairs who's not doing anything right now?

[Danny]

Come on. Safe bet.

[Titus]

Go. Come on.

[Kyle]

Now

[Danny]

look at Rick trying to hide.

[Brandon]

See how you could out Also, Luki, you want to get a camera?

[Danny]

Oh, is there anybody up there not doing anything?

[Brandon]

Mikey, you want to help?

[Danny]

Can you.

[Brandon]

Can you just tape Deutsch's beer cans? All right.

[Connor Burns]

Love it.

[Brandon]

Let's go.

[Nick]

Nick, did you ever find out what raise the cone meant?

[Brandon Walker]

Hoist the cone. I guess in 2019, they did a waffle cone with a progey in it. Yeah, and that's

[Nick]

okay.

[Brandon Walker]

And so I guess that now they're trying to do a viral thing for their pierogi cone that whenever the Pirates do something good, you're going to. Titus. I was like that, but now I love it.

[Titus]

Now you love it.

[Brandon Walker]

Hoist the cone. All right, Pirates fans, hoist the cone. Hoist your pierogi waffle.

[Danny]

Sing it for me.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on. Hoist the cone title.

[Nick]

I kind of love it.

[Danny]

Oh, can't leave yet.

[Titus]

It was like a 2011 Reddit meme.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's like bacon narwhal. Yeah. Oist the cone. All right, Pittsburgh fans, you know what time it is?

[Cliff Barackman]

What?

[Kate]

Such a weird usage of hoist

[Nick]

a kielbasa pierogi Swiss cheese cone.

[Danny]

Hate how much I want sauerkraut and Russian dressing.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, Brandon going, oh, no, we're going to.

[Brandon]

They.

[Brandon Walker]

They have new hoist the cone T shirts with a picture of the cone on it now. Cuz it was. The other one was causing confusion.

[Danny]

All right, are you getting us. Are you getting us multiple hoist the cone shirts?

[Kyle]

I'm.

[Francis]

I. I'm.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I should. I'll get.

[Kyle]

And you got to wait for a certain time.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. You just got to hold on to your proof.

[Kyle]

Can't eat it. Don't eat. Remember, if you bought don't eat your sausage ice cream cone.

[Brandon Walker]

Titus, I'm watching you. Just 180 right now.

[Brandon]

What are you talking about?

[Brandon Walker]

Hoisting the cone?

[Titus]

I mean, if I go and experience it myself, I'll be converted. That's a fact.

[Nick]

It's one of those.

[Brandon Walker]

It's going to be the biggest thing in sports.

[Brandon]

By the way. I just told Deutsch. I was like, Nick came up with the idea that we'll do a T shirt with the champion, and he just goes, holy.

[Brandon Walker]

That. Like, if my team won and I had undrank.

[Brandon]

Yeah. That's the beauty of these guys. The kicks, the Danas, the Deutsches. He just. Just the. The level it takes to. To get them super impressed is so low. And it's such a great, like, characteristic in such a, like, terrible, jaded world where you can just say something to them. You're like. And they're just like, oh, my God, that's so sick.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, this goes back to, like, barstool. Like, working here makes you feel like the man.

[Titus]

Like.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that made me feel like the man.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you got a. Holy.

[Brandon Walker]

That was awesome.

[Cliff Barackman]

Holy.

[Brandon]

So who.

[Kate]

Who was he doing this for the past two years? Like, his.

[Brandon]

I think he was Garage beer. Yeah, he had. I think he had a little advertising deal with them. Now we got Mikey Betts helping.

[Danny]

So Mikey Bets lost his desk yeah,

[Brandon]

we're going to make him. He wants a super desk.

[Danny]

That's super desk.

[Brandon]

He's been talking about a super desk. I don't really know what a super desk looks like, but get him a super desk.

[Danny]

Oh, I kind of want him rising up above the. The.

[Brandon Walker]

That'd be cool.

[Danny]

What, the. The fence up there?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Out over. If he's, like, eight feet above it, but yeah.

[Nick]

Lifeguard stand.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he wants that super desk, and we're gonna figure out a way to get him a super desk.

[Kate]

I think that's just a stacked double desk, like, in the office. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Mega desk. Yeah. I think he wants to be standing and, like, hovering over people.

[Danny]

He doesn't want to stand.

[Brandon]

I kind of sounded like he wanted.

[Danny]

He's like me. He's a sitter. He's a sitter. You tell me. Mikey Walker's a sitter.

[Brandon]

I gotta say, Brandon, I, I have become such a sitter. It's crazy.

[Danny]

Yeah, we're all sitters here.

[Brandon]

I don't stand for more than, like, a minute.

[Danny]

That. That workout you're doing is your most standing.

[Kyle]

You don't stand throughout the day.

[Brandon]

I, I, I refuse to stand.

[Brandon Walker]

Sit all day, then I rush home so I can sit.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

If I come visit you in one of your studios, I'm just looking for a chair.

[Brandon]

Like, we did the one. I lie. We did the one on one on one. One to one yesterday, and everyone was standing around underneath the hoop, and I was like, nah. Yeah, I ain't standing. I'm sitting.

[Danny]

Oh, I'll pull a chair out to those things.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's pathetic.

[Kyle]

Standing's a waste. You're not burning calories. You're not comfortable. You should be walking as a man or sitting.

[Danny]

I think I do burn calories standing.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Shitty.

[Brandon Walker]

I am at standing how you go home and lay down. Right. You're not a couch user.

[Brandon]

You go instantly, bad habit.

[Danny]

Straight to the bed.

[Titus]

In.

[Brandon]

Do you go with your jeans on?

[Kyle]

Never.

[Brandon]

You take them off.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. I hate. I hate jeans.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll nap in the couch. I fall asleep on the couch in jeans and just nap.

[Danny]

I napped on the couch yesterday. It was great.

[Connor Burns]

I'll.

[Brandon]

I don't. I go in my bed sometimes with jeans.

[Connor Burns]

Really?

[Kyle]

I hate the way denim feels on my, like, upper legs.

[Danny]

And you'll end your night in jeans?

[Brandon]

Not end, but, like, I'll, I'll, like, go and be, I don't know, from the hours of, like, eight to nine. Then I'm like, all right, I'll be

[Brandon Walker]

in this until I go to bed.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

You change. You're Mr. Rogers.

[Danny]

I. I change into play. I play clothes as soon as I get home.

[Titus]

Really? What. What are you playing?

[Kyle]

Yeah, that sounded icky.

[Danny]

Oh, I got work clothes. I gotta play. The second I get home, the shoes come off, I go barefoot, and I put some sweatpants.

[Titus]

Your Garfield socks are not your play clothes.

[Danny]

I wear cartoon shirts. This is my work clothes business. This topps hoodie, this 3x hoodie, and. And these jeans I've worn every day. These are my work clothes.

[Brandon]

I just imagine Brandon just getting home, getting right into his play clothes, coming back downstairs, and he's just got, like, a little. A bunch of, like, a toy train sits down. All right,

[Brandon Walker]

I know you're sitting in a turtle sandbox.

[Brandon]

Got my play clothes.

[Danny]

Y' all don't change when you get home? No, I change as soon as we wear.

[Brandon]

Like, I wear jeans or jog, but I'm like, job.

[Kyle]

I would.

[Titus]

If I had, like, a suit and tires, I would change a medium immediately.

[Danny]

I don't think I've ever worn jeans in my house. As soon as jeans come on, it's time to leave.

[Titus]

Our work clothes are what people change into, Correct?

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Titus]

So what my brother, I think when he gets home from work, he's like, oh, nice.

[Danny]

Jeans, shorts, or usually basketball shorts or sweatpants.

[Brandon]

It is a very underrated part of this job that we don't respect enough,

[Danny]

that we just get to dress like this.

[Brandon Walker]

Wearing jeans on Friday at a work at work was the biggest rush.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Jeans to work.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Getting to wear a hat all the time.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Like, oh, yeah. What am I going to wear today? The black sweatshirt, the blue sweatshirt, or the gray sweatshirt? Tough choices.

[Danny]

Yeah. Have I worn that hoodie this week?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You guys will never know the best feeling in the world.

[Brandon]

Oh, I do.

[Nick]

Oh, you do?

[Brandon]

Yeah. When I wear Spanx.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's right.

[Brandon]

Spanx.

[Nick]

How good does it feel?

[Brandon]

Spanx is incredible.

[Nick]

The best feeling in the world.

[Brandon]

Orgasmic.

[Nick]

It's incredible. And once it's off, you can call me with the coolest opportunity in the world. I'm not.

[Brandon Walker]

You're not putting it back on.

[Nick]

Never goes back back on.

[Brandon]

Now he's humming.

[Nick]

Second I'm in the door. Right out the sleeve.

[Brandon]

What are the chances he puts a beard the wrong way again? High.

[Nick]

High.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he.

[Danny]

Look at this.

[Cliff Barackman]

Look at this.

[Danny]

Factory over here gave him.

[Connor Burns]

They're going.

[Danny]

You said Bets wanted to be a stander. He's sitting on the floor.

[Brandon]

Well, look at that chair. That's a.

[Danny]

There's a chair right behind him.

[Brandon]

That's a tiny chair. That's a child's chair.

[Nick]

Big. Do you still wear Spanx ever?

[Brandon]

No.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

I mean, yes. Sorry. Oh, no. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Zoom in, Mikey.

[Titus]

Pull it up.

[Danny]

Pull the pants up.

[Brandon]

I'll wear Spanx for when I wear a suit.

[Nick]

Got it.

[Brandon]

Because that's. I just feel like I look like

[Danny]

just tightening it up, huh?

[Brandon]

Yeah, just I. I just never feel comfortable in suits.

[Danny]

Have you lost any weight?

[Brandon]

Weight? Not really, but I feel stronger.

[Danny]

Good, good, good.

[Brandon]

I. I maybe have more muscle.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Doing push ups every day with a Chinese workout.

[Danny]

I'm trying to get control of my diet before I do anything else.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's a.

[Danny]

That's a hard. I've been working on my diet, cuz if I don't. If I don't change my diet, none of it matters.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm. Day 30 was today in a row.

[Danny]

Wow.

[Nick]

Of the Chinese workout.

[Brandon Walker]

That's impressive.

[Kyle]

And now you're probably motivated to just keep it going. Indefinite.

[Brandon]

Got it. I think I'm gonna start adding some things.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

20 minutes.

[Nick]

I do think it's cool that you stuck with it. That is hard to stick with something.

[Brandon]

Trying. It's. Yeah, it feels weird. Like I. Some days will not do it till late and I'll. I'll feel off.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like I got to do it in the morning.

[Nick]

Have you heard from the guy anymore? That's. That started it.

[Brandon]

No, but he had a post the other day. It was like, I've plateaued and my back hurts again. I was like, oh, no. Yeah, bro, I'm.

[Danny]

You here.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The man in way better shape is in pain.

[Brandon]

I check. And he's in a wheelchair. God damn it.

[Brandon Walker]

The workout killed me. The workout has paralyzed.

[Kyle]

He quit it.

[Brandon]

No, he's still doing it. But he like I saw a post. He was just like. Yeah. Plateaued and. And my back pain came back like, oh, man.

[Kyle]

Okay, so he's not improving and he's injured.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I'm hoping he turns it around. I hope maybe he's just got to break through.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We had a good group today. We had new hire Burns. Burnsy Barstool Burns. I think I'm going to call him Burnsy Connor Burns. White Boy Rick. White Boy Rick does not want us to call him Kevin. So should we call him Kevin?

[Danny]

Yeah, we can give that to Kevin.

[Brandon Walker]

Give Kevin to burn.

[Brandon]

No call.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Or Kevin. We call Him. Kevin.

[Danny]

I think we give. We give Burns the choice.

[Brandon]

You want to be Kevin Burns to get in here?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I gotta feel it out. I don't know. Burnsy kind of feels weird.

[Kyle]

That's like a Burns. I wouldn't be able to say, but

[Brandon]

Burns also feels weird.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it hurts.

[Danny]

Yeah, Rick is just.

[Brandon Walker]

That's some high quality.

[Brandon]

Rick gave me, like, a real, like, how long is this gonna last? I was like, probably like a week or two. Yeah, just call him.

[Nick]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

I had it with Zach also.

[Danny]

Forever.

[Brandon]

All right, Connor, those your headphones? Yeah, they might.

[Danny]

No, no.

[Titus]

First time.

[Connor Burns]

Sorry.

[Danny]

That's all right.

[Brandon]

Where are your headphones? Oh, they're right there.

[Cliff Barackman]

To your left.

[Brandon]

To your right. To your right. To your right.

[Cliff Barackman]

Right.

[Danny]

This is a tough. You say this kid Rick.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Burns.

[Connor Burns]

I'm already tweaking, man.

[Danny]

You're good.

[Brandon]

All right, so you don't want to be Connor. Everyone calls you.

[Connor Burns]

Hold on, hold on.

[Brandon]

Okay, so that was.

[Connor Burns]

That was Tate who brought this whole thing up, and these are way too small, and I might have just broken. Broke him. No, that was Tatie brought it up. And I don't care. I'm down with either.

[Brandon]

Okay, but what about Kevin?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Did you have any nicknames growing up?

[Connor Burns]

It was always just Burns.

[Nick]

Okay, so.

[Brandon Walker]

So what's your middle name?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Connor Burns]

Edward.

[Brandon]

Oh, Barcelo. Eddie. Barcelo Eddie. Okay, so Burns. It's Connor Burns. Burnsy.

[Danny]

Whatever you said.

[Connor Burns]

I'm out on Burnsy.

[Brandon]

Okay. Out on Burns.

[Kyle]

Kevin is not your name.

[Danny]

Why? Are you out of.

[Brandon]

No, but it's white boy Rick's name.

[Brandon Walker]

But Rick gave it up.

[Connor Burns]

I'm out on Burns.

[Brandon]

Why? Made him give it back.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Day.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Connor Burns]

I had this one football coach who used to call me that, and my dad hated him, and he hated that, too.

[Brandon]

So, you know, that's a good. Out on the Burns.

[Nick]

Out on Burnsy.

[Danny]

You know, that's making us. Making me want to say Burnsy, probably.

[Connor Burns]

I don't mind it. I don't mind it. He always did. I don't really.

[Danny]

Okay. All right, fair enough.

[Kate]

Bar still burns.

[Brandon]

CB.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah, CB's okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Barstool burns is what they call, like, girls peeing after smokes up.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

All right. So that's your name.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We're excited to have you here, man.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah, I appreciate it a ton. These past, like, two weeks have just been the wildest two weeks I've had in a long time. And I appreciate it a lot.

[Brandon]

Really.

[Connor Burns]

It's a great opportunity, and I'm really excited to be Here.

[Brandon Walker]

You're welcome.

[Brandon]

Do you live. Yeah. Do you live in the city or you live in.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Connor Burns]

So I live, like, right over by Wrigley now. I moved up here in July after I graduated.

[Brandon]

Okay, nice. Oh, so you're like, 22?

[Danny]

23.

[Connor Burns]

23.

[Brandon]

Love it.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Love it. Get young.

[Danny]

Yeah. So you're younger than Rick.

[Connor Burns]

Younger than Rick.

[Nick]

Nicer. He's very nicer.

[Danny]

Nicer than Rick, maybe.

[Brandon]

Do you have a better huddle tape than Rick?

[Connor Burns]

No, I have a horrible huddle.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Intern]

All right.

[Danny]

Yeah, more entertaining.

[Brandon Walker]

It's horrible. Those are your highlights. You got to pick up.

[Connor Burns]

I think I only have, like, one on there. Or I have zero. I don't really remember. I played football my freshman year, and then that's when it went from, like, not being, like, fun anymore, you know, to, okay, let's be serious. And I hated every second of it. And that's when I got into doing media stuff, and I realized I'm better at talking about football than I am about actually playing it.

[Brandon]

That's a good realization.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And also, you had the coach calling you Burnsy.

[Connor Burns]

No, that was not that. This is when I was, like, really young.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow.

[Connor Burns]

This. There's roots to it, man.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Was it malicious the way he called you Bird?

[Connor Burns]

No.

[Kyle]

Why did your dad hate this, man?

[Connor Burns]

Because I forget why we sucked that year. I do remember that. I don't even remember specifically which coach it was, but I remember my dad just getting in the car after practice one day and just screaming about this. He usually yelled at me. Well, not in a bad way. I love my father death, but, no, he did yell at me a lot because I always up at practice.

[Deutsch]

It was deserved.

[Brandon]

We're trying to figure out his. His name.

[Connor Burns]

How we doing, Connor? Good to meet you.

[Danny]

Oh, that's Connor. Like Connor.

[Brandon Walker]

Don't worry, Connor.

[Francis]

He's.

[Brandon Walker]

He's an idiot.

[Brandon]

We do have too many Connors.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah, you guys do have a lot of Connors.

[Nick]

Captain Cons Conor.

[Brandon]

Connor Griffin, Big T Memes.

[Danny]

Connor Mook.

[Nick]

Yeah, big.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

We have five

[Intern]

as well.

[Brandon]

Damn it. Why did we get so many Connors?

[Danny]

I don't know. I always thought we were collecting jacks.

[Nick]

Wait, however many Connors? Like, what if we called you D? You know, or, like, whatever the cool 7 for 7 is.

[Titus]

What was that noise?

[Nick]

I'm trying to do another, like.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute. No, no, that might dip.

[Titus]

Might stick.

[Kyle]

Hey, that's a good idea.

[Danny]

Barstow did. No, wait,

[Brandon]

here comes.

[Titus]

I hate barstool, but I love D

[Brandon]

Spelled D.

[Kyle]

All right, you know what

[Nick]

I was trying to say.

[Danny]

Du.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you think D. K signed

[Nick]

you with sound like or something?

[Brandon]

If he was the seventh, it's not the worst.

[Connor Burns]

It's not the worst, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you rather be that or Kevin?

[Connor Burns]

Probably Kevin.

[Danny]

Oh, hey. I was sure you were gonna say duh.

[Connor Burns]

No, no. And he hates every second of it. And that's the funniest thing ever.

[Titus]

Did you guys know each other before this?

[Connor Burns]

No, but we talked on Twitter because so many people just think that he looks exactly like me. And it would always be like, are you White Boy Rick? Or he would get vice versa on his page. And that's how we started talking to each other.

[Nick]

Other.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Are you strictly.

[Connor Burns]

What is it?

[Kyle]

Football or all sports lifestyle? Men's performance.

[Brandon Walker]

Performance.

[Connor Burns]

Men's wear much there? Not. I mean, not much there.

[Brandon]

The fit you got on right now, the Air Monarchs with the black socks, these are the statement piece.

[Connor Burns]

I would put money out there that I have the most comfy feet in the office.

[Titus]

Right.

[Connor Burns]

These are the greatest shoes ever.

[Brandon]

That's crazy. Deutsch is about to make a new brand bracket for that.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Connor Burns]

Okay. The Air Monarchs, they're getting.

[Brandon Walker]

You're like a one seed.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah, no, I will. I'll take a one seed, 100%. But my content wise, I don't know. I mean, Bears football is always number one. 100%. And then after that, I use. I didn't grow up in a baseball family at all, but over the past five, six years, one of my best friends at college, he really got me into being a guy who watches like every single Cubs game. You know, I used to be, if they're on, toss them on. But now I love them all over. The Bulls and the Blackhawks, even though they both kind of suck. But. Yeah, no, just all over Chicago Sports

[Brandon]

in Illinois State Rollbird.

[Connor Burns]

Yes. Illinois State Roll Birds. Big game tonight. Nit after shitting the bed and Arch Madness. But I have a problem with them because I'm buddies with a couple of the guys on the team and I'm like. I can't really express how I truly feel sometimes.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, you gotta. That's tough. Yeah.

[Kate]

Start doing Hoosiers content.

[Titus]

Just like. What do you wanna. What do you want to say about him?

[Connor Burns]

You see, it's hard. Shout out to my boy, Ty Pence. He's a dog.

[Brandon]

Oh, is he the one who. The bed.

[Connor Burns]

No, he did not. He is a baller, man. It's just. It's really disappointing. What happened? They put in all this Money. I became an nil donor. All this. They brought in so many donations, and then. And just. Absolutely. The bed. They brought back all these guys. Johnny Kinzinger. His brother's on Wisconsin.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Connor Burns]

He's a Badger, and he got offers to go and play there, and instead he decided to come back, and it was this big old thing, you know, One more year with all the boys.

[Brandon]

Did you guys win the conference? Regular season.

[Connor Burns]

Preseason favorites, everything. We get to our first game of the conference tournament and get smoked by Northern Iowa. And we had a buy, too, which makes it even worse.

[Brandon]

That does suck.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That's brutal.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

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[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I got to figure out this name thing.

[Connor Burns]

I. I think.

[Danny]

I think it works.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna call you Burns.

[Kyle]

Burns.

[Connor Burns]

The Burns even slips every once in a while. I don't mind it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I can't be Burns without Burnsy. Kind of.

[Connor Burns]

No, it slips in there. Yeah, Every once in a while. But, no, I think that Burns is just cemented.

[Brandon]

Were your parents pumped that you got this job?

[Connor Burns]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay. That would have been great if they were like, that's a bad career choice. And then we called you Burnsy and really made enemies. That would have been.

[Connor Burns]

No, he was very excited.

[Brandon]

Okay. That's awesome. That's awesome. Okay, well, pick one.

[Kyle]

Data or degeneracy?

[Connor Burns]

Data or degeneracy? What are we talking about here?

[Titus]

Straightforward question.

[Connor Burns]

Probably degenerate.

[Kyle]

Categorically. When you cover sports, do you think you do it more from. Oh, you like.

[Connor Burns]

Oh, more degeneracy.

[Brandon]

1,000%.

[Connor Burns]

You know, I don't try.

[Kyle]

Unhealthy?

[Connor Burns]

A bit. Yeah. I don't try and be like a know it all, you know, stats nerd, whatever. But I like to have a good eye on this team and, you know, everybody who's on here and everything. But no, I don't try and come off as, like, a nerd or anything like that.

[Brandon]

Have you done any draft prep?

[Connor Burns]

A little bit. I'm kind of falling in love with Kaden McDonald in the first round.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Connor Burns]

But I'm starting there, and if we don't draft a defensive lineman with our first round pick.

[Brandon]

Pick.

[Connor Burns]

Not good. Not good.

[Danny]

Are you moving to northwest Indiana when the Bears do.

[Connor Burns]

So I actually went out there and

[Brandon]

he did it with. With our guy.

[Deutsch]

Gfed?

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

He went. Drove from Soldier Field to northwest Indiana

[Connor Burns]

and we did a tour of the town. And I will not be moving to northwest Indiana. Not shot at anybody from there.

[Brandon]

The Bears aren't either.

[Deutsch]

No.

[Connor Burns]

God. They're going to Arlington Heights. It's what Once JB and the boys in Springfield.

[Danny]

Finally. What. What is.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know, but he seems to be walking by intentionally. Is he going somewhere? Where's he going?

[Kate]

Turning right back around.

[Brandon]

Why is this man following Mincy?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, where is Mincy?

[Danny]

Second guy.

[Brandon Walker]

So we just fell. He did a lap just to.

[Danny]

He did. He just circled around.

[Brandon]

This guy lost.

[Kate]

His plan was to walk past and he doesn't know what to do now that he already did it.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, did he bring a friend in and he's like, I'm gonna.

[Nick]

Was that a walk by and get him?

[Connor Burns]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What was the picture of him?

[Kate]

Jacob's painting of him.

[Brandon]

Oh. Oh, he's putting up in Jacob's wall,

[Brandon Walker]

but that's all that's over there, that stairwell.

[Nick]

Oh, is that guy the artist? The art?

[Brandon Walker]

No, Jacob did it. Oh, yeah.

[Danny]

Jacob has a gallery.

[Nick]

Yeah, I know that.

[Brandon]

All right, Burns.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Thank you.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Brandon]

We're excited.

[Danny]

And we're out on do thanks to

[Brandon]

dude is on the table. Kevin is still very much in the running too.

[Danny]

I don't mind. Kevin.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Kevin kind of.

[Danny]

It's shocking. We don't have a Kevin, Kev.

[Kyle]

We have seven Marshall.

[Danny]

Kev.

[Connor Burns]

You could just call me White Boy Burns, too.

[Brandon]

White Boy Burn.

[Nick]

That has a ring to it.

[Connor Burns]

I'm kidding, Ricky. I'm kidding.

[Brandon Walker]

It's called Rick.

[Danny]

Kidding.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, Rick is burning. Or Rick could just be a Connor.

[Danny]

We could just change Rick's name.

[Connor Burns]

That works too.

[Danny]

Can we call Rick?

[Kate]

I already did it once.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah, he looks like a Connor, too. Well, he looks.

[Brandon]

He does. You are kind of a.

[Danny]

He looks just like you.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So he does look like a.

[Danny]

Okay, exactly.

[Connor Burns]

But like, if you saw the two of us standing next to each other, do would you think that one of our names is Connor? Rick? Like, which one do we look like more? I think it's Connor 100%.

[Danny]

Yeah, but I mean, Kevin would be in the guessing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Are you willing to maybe lighten your hair a little bit bit? Because that's the only thing that's kind of missing in the summer.

[Connor Burns]

It usually does get lighter.

[Brandon]

Beautiful.

[Connor Burns]

I just need the sun, man.

[Brandon]

I just. I like this that we just.

[Connor Burns]

I also think that he has more hair than me, too, so.

[Brandon]

Well, Rick's a little intimidated by you, and I told him. I was like, listen, man, this is a.

[Brandon Walker]

A.

[Brandon]

A moment like you. You bring in another one, either you're up for the competition or not.

[Connor Burns]

I said that we're going to be best friends. It's just going to take a bit.

[Brandon]

Maybe enemies.

[Connor Burns]

Yeah. I asked him if he wanted to go and film content at Cubs opening day with me, and he said yes.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Connor Burns]

So we're. We're starting the friendship slowly.

[Titus]

Yeah. He looks like a big fan.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he looks really happy.

[Connor Burns]

See? Double thumbs up. I love it.

[Brandon]

All right. Thanks, Connor.

[Connor Burns]

Appreciate you guys.

[Brandon]

We got to figure this out, man.

[Titus]

In front of him. Yeah, thanks. Thanks, Cape.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Titus]

His fan was just right in front of him.

[Nick]

Funny.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Was a big fan.

[Nick]

Big fan.

[Brandon]

Big fan. Burner. Burner.

[Kyle]

Burner.

[Brandon]

Burner's not burner.

[Danny]

Burner still burner.

[Nick]

No, there's that comedian who goes by Burner.

[Brandon Walker]

Hannah Burner.

[Brandon]

Oh, look at this.

[Danny]

We're almost there.

[Nick]

They're cooking.

[Brandon]

I Now Iowa is purple.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

And why is Iowa purple? That looks like northern isles.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Oh, those teams shouldn't be beside each other. Right.

[Kyle]

Northern Iowa would be purple.

[Cliff Barackman]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's right. He's got the. He's got it right.

[Brandon]

Oh, he nailed Clemson.

[Nick]

Oh, Florida's perfect. That's very Florida.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like a kindergarten class.

[Danny]

It's more Miami than.

[Brandon]

But remember, he's trying his hardest. It was so genuine. He's like, I am trying my hardest. Little ran out of little.

[Brandon Walker]

Little sometimes running out of space and crunching the letters.

[Brandon]

Louisville. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

You know when they, like, let, like, a dying child design a shirt? Like, that's what this is.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Josh Allen will be wearing this bracket on the way to the game. Damn, he's good.

[Nick]

It's perfect.

[Titus]

When I went to the. The bathroom, as I was coming back, Deutsch, I. I, like, stopped to look at it, and Deutsch is like, do you get it now?

[Danny]

Yeah. Said that to me, too.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, you see the vision?

[Titus]

Yeah, I do. Now I get it.

[Brandon]

How is he going to space the other side, though?

[Titus]

Which we never didn't get. We never was. Just more of the why.

[Brandon]

It does look cool. Like, zoomed out with all the colors.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is that.

[Brandon]

Is that okay? Yeah, I kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a Boss talking to. Oh, yeah, you zoom out the colors.

[Brandon]

Oh, like, cool colors. Deutsch.

[Danny]

Thanks, Dan.

[Brandon]

What is he.

[Danny]

So y' all kind of want them all to fall at once, though?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Nick]

I was just thinking, if a meteor

[Brandon]

booms over, it's also so funny that, like, when he finishes this at, like, 9pm tonight, he's gonna need a beer. Yeah, he's gonna be thirsty.

[Kyle]

I gotta drink. Howard,

[Brandon]

Someone passed me. Umbc. So thirsty.

[Brandon Walker]

Who was the bearded man? Mincy was walking. That was a weird moment.

[Kyle]

Yeah. What was he doing?

[Brandon]

These are our best guys right here. See, this is. This is also not to bring it back to it, but, like, when awful announcing writes these all article. All these articles, like, barstool trashes Ken Rosenthal. Like, look at us. Yeah. This is like a who the cares. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, do you want these guys out in the wild?

[Brandon]

Yeah, but, like, do you actually care that I said something bad about Ken Rosenthal? I'm overseeing a beer bracket right after

[Titus]

we talked to the Bigfoot expert.

[Brandon]

Right. Well, how are we taking any of this?

[Titus]

Told us that he smelled Bigfoot three times, but seen him twice. Lousy sightings.

[Brandon]

What was. What was the.

[Danny]

What was the.

[Kyle]

Smelled him thrice.

[Danny]

Dog crap.

[Brandon]

That's been my day. Then you're like, yeah, barstool sports trashes. Kevin. Who cares?

[Danny]

Free smells. Two sites.

[Brandon Walker]

He's got to get those stats up.

[Brandon]

Yeah, well, we tried.

[Danny]

We called him because of Ohio, and

[Brandon]

he couldn't need him to see one,

[Danny]

so it couldn't be less impressed. With eight sightings in two days in

[Kate]

Ohio, he was definitely gatekeeping for that part. He had to have been, wouldn't you? That'd be like a drop everything.

[Danny]

Yeah. I think I got to get on a plane and get to East.

[Brandon]

This guy deserves to see one. Stephen, we do. DraftKings.

[Danny]

You got it.

[Brandon]

Thank you.

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[Danny]

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[Danny]

He's sitting.

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[Danny]

Nails.

[Titus]

I love Deutsch so much.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Titus]

Well, he's so pure.

[Brandon]

Great. He's just great.

[Francis]

We have a train that runs often directly outside. Does that shake the wall at all? No.

[Danny]

Right? No. But I think if we're on the wall over there, maybe.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think the adhesive might not hold.

[Nick]

Kb, how you been doing with the train?

[Kyle]

It's nothing to me.

[Nick]

Okay, so you're already passed it out.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, no issue.

[Brandon]

Oh, you live near a train now?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. You weren't here.

[Danny]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

You're on the platform. You could see as your.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I remember.

[Titus]

See the cr.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What about the cats said that Cats

[Francis]

adjusted to the train.

[Kyle]

Oh, the cats love it. We have more space. They're having a blast.

[Brandon]

Do they have their own room still a bigger room.

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

They have more. Yeah, yeah. They're loving. They're loving it.

[Brandon Walker]

Do they use their room?

[Kyle]

They use everything equally. Yeah.

[Brandon]

They sleep in your bed.

[Kyle]

Piper. Always the youngest. Once in a blue.

[Brandon Walker]

I love how you always say the youngest because you want to protect its identity. Zuckerberg putting the emoji over his baby.

[Danny]

Yeah. I don't know why, but Troy looks especially elementary.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, that's because it's like a boy's

[Brandon]

name now it really looks like a boy.

[Kyle]

Now we're at a preschool.

[Brandon Walker]

Troy.

[Nick]

Troy. What did you bring in for show and tell?

[Titus]

Why would Nebraska be blue?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he only have so many colors?

[Nick]

No, wait, I think those were already. He didn't color this rectangle work.

[Brandon]

No, I know, but he had the colored markers.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

No, he had the colored rectangle. He could have picked any.

[Titus]

Could have picked a red rectangle and

[Brandon]

then Troy black or something. I don't think he has black.

[Titus]

Doesn't have black.

[Brandon]

Black. Is it. Is she. You need black.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a lot.

[Brandon]

Yeah, because there's. That's just like a good.

[Danny]

That's basketball.

[Intern]

He's working as hard as he can.

[Connor Burns]

He's working

[Danny]

the end of McNe.

[Brandon]

He definitely forgot that.

[Danny]

Wait, all his big hands are like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[Danny]

Lightning bolt Nebraska.

[Titus]

Oh, go find.

[Brandon]

Yeah. He doesn't know how to draw a net. Let's go up to. Wait, what's unc? Let's see. Let's see. Reveal on unc.

[Nick]

Bubble ends are sneaky.

[Brandon]

Here we go.

[Brandon Walker]

Here it comes.

[Brandon]

He just never gets that second part all the way down.

[Cliff Barackman]

Point.

[Brandon Walker]

Never touch.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Titus]

why would you not be blue?

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

What's going on here?

[Titus]

Oh, I can't look away.

[Intern]

Is it a pattern?

[Brandon]

I don't think.

[Cliff Barackman]

No way would he.

[Kyle]

Patterns.

[Connor Burns]

Wait.

[Nick]

Unless he just.

[Brandon]

Wait.

[Nick]

He might have gone the order.

[Brandon]

You might be right. Oh, what do you mean?

[Kyle]

Pattern?

[Brandon]

No, it's not. No, it's not. It's not. Cuz you see green. Green right there.

[Intern]

He was doing an order.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Danny]

North Dakota State, Michigan State. Got their colors right.

[Intern]

It's got to be. He's only got, you know, 10 greens, 10 reds. But. Yeah, why would he.

[Danny]

It's like he doesn't have orange or black.

[Intern]

I mean, he is working as hard as he can.

[Titus]

So it will be nice to have like a big bracket.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Display in the office.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So that this will serve as that.

[Brandon]

I guess for a guy to just be drinking it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That'll be the best shirt.

[Titus]

It's the only drinkable bracket I've ever seen.

[Brandon]

UNC Purples drive me nuts.

[Brandon Walker]

Listen, if they win them eliminated, his

[Francis]

ends are M's, but he doesn't finish it.

[Kate]

Yeah, it's like 2/3.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That Troy is.

[Kyle]

He's got 66% of an M. All right, Troy. Good beer can.

[Brandon Walker]

Troy can.

[Kyle]

Good work, Troy.

[Kate]

Looks like the toys are US F.

[Brandon]

Thank you for sharing with the class, Troy. You can go back down. Sit in your seat.

[Brandon Walker]

I bought a can. All right, Troy. Very good, Troy.

[Kyle]

Ronnie's gonna love it.

[Kate]

That's a really good vcu, though.

[Nick]

Yes, it is.

[Kate]

That looks typed.

[Nick]

It doesn't match the others at all.

[Brandon]

It's typed.

[Kate]

Yeah, it typed,

[Brandon]

Oh, Illinois's green.

[Titus]

No.

[Brandon]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's the exact opposite of, oh,

[Brandon]

Illinois's green and purple. Do you.

[Nick]

That's better for me?

[Brandon Walker]

No idea.

[Brandon]

Gorge. Get back in here. Whoa. Come on. What is that.

[Nick]

For when the shirt comes out That'll be even more confusing to people.

[Brandon]

Oh, wait, there's some orange.

[Brandon Walker]

It's orange.

[Danny]

Yeah. The colors are okay.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I thought it looked purple for a sec. What hap. What. Why is Illinois green?

[Titus]

What are we doing with the colors?

[Brandon]

What's Illinois doing green? Why is UNC purple?

[Deutsch]

Okay, I'll tell you why. Because you. You guys are rushing me.

[Brandon]

Oh, we didn't mean to rush you.

[Deutsch]

Oh, we. We have. I just found those in, like, the hallway where you could. There's a bunch of stuff.

[Brandon]

All right. We got to get more.

[Deutsch]

There's name tags.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

There's only four different colors of name tags. If it was, like, red and it worked for Louisville, I was going to leave. Leave it. If not, I was going to cut it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Deutsch]

So now I feel like we have a production going on. So you want us to back.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, didn't you already. Don't you already have these all written?

[Deutsch]

I had these written, but, like, I was going to cut out the ones where the colors don't make sense.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Deutsch]

Now I feel like we have the production line going.

[Nick]

I like it now.

[Deutsch]

I'm not throwing up my best work right now.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's your best work.

[Brandon]

Well, we can. We can go back and clean it up, right?

[Deutsch]

We can go back and clean it up.

[Brandon]

All right. So can I buy you some more?

[Brandon Walker]

I like how raw this is.

[Kyle]

Me too.

[Danny]

Do.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think there's.

[Brandon]

But, like, Unc. Can we just get UNC blue? Like, that will drive me.

[Nick]

I kind of love it.

[Brandon]

All right, fine, Fine. I won't mess with this.

[Brandon Walker]

Put out a purple shirt that says unc.

[Brandon]

All right, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

How do you do it?

[Kyle]

You're doing great. Yeah. It's coming together.

[Brandon]

One, and you're trying your hardest.

[Deutsch]

Appreciate it.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It is an ambitious project, and I think it looks awesome.

[Titus]

Go to the Illinois can.

[Kyle]

It's us.

[Brandon Walker]

The one vertical.

[Titus]

If Illinois wins it all and we throw that on a.

[Brandon]

But that actually is kind of special.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like, you'll never see another green.

[Titus]

That's the only one in the world.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

What do you think now?

[Brandon]

I think we have to root for the weirdest color combination to win it all.

[Nick]

I love it. I think it looks more fun on the wall with all the colors.

[Deutsch]

Okay.

[Nick]

It's like a bag of skittles.

[Titus]

We noticed your ends are your capital ends. Has anyone ever pointed that out to you? You, like, they're interesting.

[Kyle]

They're like a light one we love.

[Brandon]

They're perfect.

[Deutsch]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Okay. You get. You're like 75% of an M. Okay.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I've never had any complaints about them.

[Brandon]

Complaints? Not a complaint.

[Titus]

Just that I bought that the second mc.

[Deutsch]

You don't think that looks kind of like a lightning bolt? That's what I was. I was going for a lightning bolt.

[Brandon]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Nick]

I like it.

[Titus]

That's sweet.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you're doing. It's.

[Brandon]

I'm so excited for the first beer to crack tomorrow.

[Deutsch]

I know. Oh, I can't wait.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

So when you're all done with this, how bad are you going to want a beer?

[Deutsch]

Pretty bad.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, for sure.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

I mean, it's going to take a while. It's going to take me a while to do this.

[Brandon]

Yeah, No, I said like 9pm okay. But you have all the. As long as it's done by the tip tomorrow.

[Titus]

Right?

[Brandon]

We're good.

[Deutsch]

That was the plan.

[Brandon]

We're good.

[Deutsch]

I have some more shelfing coming. I might need some more command strips. I didn't know they're going to need two command strips per shelf. So are.

[Titus]

Are you worried about them rolling off the shelving that you have?

[Deutsch]

I'm putting. I'm putting tape at the front of the shelf, so hopefully they don't.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that would be disaster if we come in tomorrow. There's cans everywhere.

[Deutsch]

That happened in my apartment one year. I was just hearing phantom. Phantom drops. And there's just beer all over. There's normally just beer in my living room carpet. There was beer all over the guest.

[Danny]

Guest bedroom, so it's beer everywhere. And I was just.

[Deutsch]

Beer everywhere.

[Brandon]

Wait, you did it in your guest bedroom?

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Did you have any guests during the tournament?

[Deutsch]

No, I never had any guests.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay. Oh, you just had.

[Deutsch]

They just slept on the couch. There's nothing in there except for just, like, junk. Just a beer wall.

[Brandon]

That would be funny if you had a guest and you're like, you're gonna have to sleep on the couch. I. I got my bracket. Yeah. I can't.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think if this goes well, you got to do it for, like, every playoff.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I mean, World Cup.

[Titus]

Yeah, World Cup.

[Brandon]

World cup will be off.

[Titus]

Awesome. I love playoffs.

[Deutsch]

Stuff like this.

[Danny]

All right.

[Titus]

Do, like, seven Beers for the NBA playoffs.

[Brandon]

NBA.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah, the Seven Beers.

[Brandon Walker]

Best series.

[Titus]

Amazing. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

That could keep me around for a little while.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Job security.

[Danny]

Worry about that.

[Brandon]

Oh, the Seven Beers will rock.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's your favorite baseball team?

[Deutsch]

I don't really care that much.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, never mind.

[Brandon]

What would you do? Would you drink? Well, how would you do the seven beers?

[Danny]

I think you just.

[Brandon Walker]

Seven of each just go by.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoever's been drank. Because the goal is to be undrank. A champion is always.

[Titus]

Yeah, true.

[Danny]

Once you get your fourth beer drink, you're. You're done, right?

[Titus]

Yeah, but it would be nice.

[Brandon]

Look at the end of the four beers, the playoffs. It's like. Oh, the Avalanche. 141 in the first.

[Cliff Barackman]

First.

[Deutsch]

There's bigger clear shelves I've come across.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Longer, longer.

[Brandon Walker]

Those are pretty small.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

He'll think of it. But, like, don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Just eventually. Maybe like a magnetized kind of board so you can arrange to. How you want.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, that would be easier.

[Brandon]

We could get. Listen, I'm invested.

[Titus]

I want more brackets already. We haven't even started this one.

[Danny]

Whatever you need, you'll get.

[Deutsch]

I appreciate it, guys. The. The challenging part is putting the electrical tape, like, into the actual bra, I guess, to show where it's moving.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of measuring. I'm sure.

[Deutsch]

A lot of. I got a Amazon day measuring tape.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

I bet we had a measuring tape somewhere.

[Deutsch]

Oh, I just kind of wanted my own for my dad.

[Danny]

Fair enough.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, if he's going to be the bracket guy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

One, he's got to be able.

[Danny]

Get him the best.

[Brandon]

Have his own tools.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you guys talked to Deutsch since St. Patrick's Day weekend?

[Brandon]

I have in passing.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, how was it?

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I came. I came.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, we did.

[Connor Burns]

On Monday.

[Deutsch]

Came on and talked about it.

[Brandon]

Yeah. A great holiday.

[Deutsch]

I didn't go out yesterday.

[Brandon]

Yeah, so I had a question about that when we. It was Tuesday before you started working here. You said you'd only, like, drink like once a week.

[Deutsch]

Yeah, I've been out of control since.

[Brandon]

Okay, all right. All right. So I was wondering that, cuz, like,

[Brandon Walker]

how many days a week has it been since you've moved here?

[Deutsch]

Would I move here? February 1st, 2nd or something like that. Super Bowl.

[Brandon]

You're gonna tell me. I don't know.

[Connor Burns]

What.

[Deutsch]

What was the date of the Super Bowl?

[Danny]

The 6th.

[Deutsch]

February. Yeah, so I've been going out, like, at least five or six nights a week since then. I need to get it. I need to get it back to, like, two, too.

[Brandon]

It's a good thing summer's not about to roll around.

[Deutsch]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Slow down.

[Danny]

I'm sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at FSC.

[Danny]

Tweet.

[Titus]

Great performance in the Pros vs Joe's, by the way.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I Was.

[Titus]

You're one of the few bright spots on the Joes.

[Deutsch]

I was surprised. My legs felt fine, but I want to get. Yeah, I'm looking to get back into it a little bit.

[Brandon]

All right. Get back out there.

[Intern]

All right.

[Deutsch]

Thanks, guys.

[Brandon]

Deutsch.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, what a likable guy.

[Brandon]

He's so perfect. Are you talking about Hulk?

[Danny]

No,

[Brandon]

he's so perfect. He's just the bracket guy. The beer bracket guy.

[Brandon Walker]

We also has beer Battleship.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Titus]

He's such a nice guy too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. The nice.

[Intern]

Yes.

[Titus]

I thought he'd be right. He presents as like, kind of weird when you first meet. Meet him, but.

[Brandon]

Well, he is weird still.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, phenomenal.

[Titus]

But I think he's.

[Brandon]

It's a good weird.

[Francis]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I've been quiet, but I. I'm still to this day just. Just as wild as I've ever been.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Contain myself now around him.

[Brandon]

He's my hero.

[Kyle]

Something. I don't know what it is. I know what it is, but it's more. It's something else too.

[Nick]

Uhhuh.

[Brandon]

Yeah. There's something to him. Him that is just like irresistible.

[Titus]

I thought. I guess. Yeah, he is weird. I thought. I thought there was a fear that, like, once he got into the mix.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

There'd be too much of it. Like seeing him every day would be like.

[Brandon]

He's a real.

[Titus]

Too much. And that's the exact opposite.

[Brandon]

He knows his place.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So perfectly. And doesn't push it to places that it doesn't need to be. Yeah. He's great at that. Like. Yeah. He's not just. Just being weird all the time. He's a normal dude who is weird, but in a great way.

[Titus]

He also waits to be called on.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He'll just go. If you never talk to him, he'll just go sit right over there.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

For days at a time.

[Kyle]

He'll go bend and.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

On the other side.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He's incredible. I love him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Greatest free agent pickup.

[Titus]

I think so. I think so. Go.

[Kate]

Most beard chuggers are like hardos. Meanwhile, he's coloring and he's the nicest guy ever. I think that's it.

[Brandon]

Five. Five nights a week. Cuz I was thinking about.

[Kyle]

He's been out of control.

[Brandon]

Control, out of control. But again, it's out of control. Is just going silent. Just getting bombed and going silent. There's a great. In control. Yeah. Like that would. It wouldn't work for him if he was like a crazy, boisterous, like insane drunk. It wouldn't work.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No beers is proac.

[Kyle]

He's got.

[Titus]

I imagine he has more bars to hit here, more people to go out with other than this high school football coach at the.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, this is all fun.

[Danny]

We have a constant stream of.

[Brandon]

Well, yeah, he's kind of living like, you know what, in college, when, like you lived with your. Your buddies and you're in college, it's like you could always, no matter what night of week, you could just find someone who'd want to go out. He's basically doing that again.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Where it's like he can just cycle through the whole office. Be like, you want to go out on a Wednesday? Our concierge, he's our welcoming.

[Danny]

Makes it happen for everybody.

[Brandon]

We do have a great welcoming party now. Him and K. And almost got more

[Danny]

welcomers than we have.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah. Because it is a good skill where it's like someone comes and they're like, oh, barstool's so crazy. Like, go out. It's like, I'm going home, dude.

[Titus]

But these guys, they'll go out with.

[Brandon]

They'll go. They'll take you.

[Danny]

We really are turning into the foremost beer drinking company in the world.

[Brandon]

Who are bringing back beer. Oh, Penn. He nailed Penn. All right.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, Kyle, have fun.

[Brandon]

All right. See you, Kyle.

[Titus]

See you, Kyle.

[Danny]

See those goats?

[Brandon]

Remember to text me when the 133s start.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm so excited for him.

[Intern]

What time was his flight that he just sprinted out of here?

[Brandon Walker]

It's soon.

[Francis]

He.

[Brandon Walker]

He is the opposite of me.

[Danny]

He should have 2:30 probably.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah,

[Titus]

yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He would be devastated though, if you

[Danny]

left at 2:30 like that or if you left a 205. What time would your flight be? 8:30.

[Brandon Walker]

No, if I left at 2:05 from here.

[Danny]

Yeah. Six. Six.

[Brandon]

Yeah,

[Danny]

yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And I'd be on pins and needles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, man.

[Danny]

Have any more ads?

[Brandon]

No, I think that's it.

[Danny]

All right. No more yak this week. We'll see you Monday. Wait, some of us will see you Monday and see us on mostly tomorrow. And then we'll be streaming from the cave all day.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And Brandon will be streaming with us Thursday and Friday, coincidentally, when Dave will be here.

[Danny]

I was. I was pimping out the stream and telling everybody to watch. You're. You're throwing me under the bus. Oh, you told me to have energy today and I did. And you repaid me.

[Brandon]

You did actually have great energy.

[Danny]

I know. And then you repay me. Throwing me right under the bus.

[Brandon]

I appreciate it. I gave you a punch pump up before I was like, I want some good. Brandon. Today you were great.

[Danny]

Yeah, I brought the energy and, and what did I get for it?

[Brandon]

Throwing under the bus.

[Danny]

Right under the bus.

[Brandon]

What happens if Dave stays through Sunday?

[Danny]

I didn't say I'm not coming Saturday or Sunday. You just said that.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you shopping for today?

[Danny]

I don't know. I can't wait to get up there. Kind of find out when I get there.

[Brandon]

Oh, you need some more stuff. It's been almost four days.

[Danny]

Yeah. But I'm itching to open something so I'll probably open a couple of tops boxes.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Danny]

Cause I haven't had a chase in a while. While.

[Francis]

What's your ideal pull?

[Danny]

Just, I, I, I mean if I could get. I've been opening the golf boxes looking for a Tiger auto. There's only 25 though.

[Brandon Walker]

So you'll get one, I'm sure.

[Danny]

Yeah, I think two have been claimed.

[Brandon]

And how much those boxes go for?

[Danny]

165 bucks a piece.

[Brandon]

Where can I buy them?

[Danny]

Jim and Steve's.

[Brandon]

Where else could I buy them?

[Danny]

I don't know where are you trying to say?

[Brandon]

I just want to, I would love to get a Tiger auto and eat the.

[Danny]

No, I'm aware that there's a fucking Michael Jordan rookie in there. That was my dream and you just piss on it.

[Brandon]

You can. I already told you that's yours.

[Danny]

Yeah, but you haven't officially yet.

[Brandon]

Yeah, no, the stipulation is if you ever try to resell it, I buy it back for a dollar. Otherwise it's yours.

[Danny]

I can walk out of here with that today.

[Brandon]

100%. But if I, if I, if, if I ever catch wind that you're trying to sell it, it's mine.

[Danny]

I don't collect a cell.

[Brandon]

I, I understand but I'm just letting you know that part. I think that's a fair deal. I'm not going to take money from you for Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

That just means it's yours.

[Titus]

Yeah, you should sell it, Brandon.

[Brandon]

He would

[Brandon Walker]

if you brought that up to Jim and Steve's and you offered to buy it. No, he said you could have anything in this store.

[Brandon]

I would never could have the store.

[Danny]

Oh, they got like 30 of them, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Do they?

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon]

Jim and Steve's?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do you, you know Jim and Steve?

[Danny]

Jim. Jim is dead. It was Jim and Steve. It was his dad and his son. The son is now Steve is Steve.

[Brandon]

He's become son's.

[Danny]

Jim.

[Brandon Walker]

Son has become Jim.

[Danny]

But it's Steve's shop. But he started with his dad.

[Brandon]

Does Steve Have a son.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Jim Jr. Is his name Jim.

[Danny]

I assume Jay's J.R. jim's in the name.

[Brandon]

I love that.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then he's got to have JR and jw.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Brandon]

If they just keep going back and

[Danny]

forth, I think they might for the

[Brandon]

rest of the, you know, time.

[Danny]

I think they might. But yeah, it's Steve and JR now. But they kept name Jim and Steve's. I love them. They're great.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have a deal worked out if like you talk about them so much?

[Danny]

No. Shockingly up here because Brandon, shockingly haven't given me for all this promotion. Not a goddamn thing.

[Brandon]

Tell them B Dub sent you.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

Awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Intern]

They put a bunch of for you aside so you can come get it.

[Danny]

Yeah, of course they do, TJ but can you just let me bust the balls for a second? They've also given me.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

My God.

[Brandon Walker]

Undrinkable.

[Brandon]

That is going to be the best shirt ever.

[Intern]

Be pretty cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Really cool.

[Brandon]

Oh, my Do. Come here.

[Danny]

Do.

[Brandon]

Let me see another one. Do we have another one?

[Intern]

Just some guy just made it.

[Kyle]

Zach.

[Titus]

I Wonder child.

[Brandon]

Zack, back.

[Brandon Walker]

My God. A little smaller maybe, but deut.

[Danny]

Oh, I think it's perfect.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Intern]

Like a box logo, like chest.

[Brandon]

Check this out.

[Titus]

Look at this.

[Brandon]

This is what we're going to do for the champion.

[Brandon Walker]

Undrinkable.

[Deutsch]

That's pretty good.

[Brandon Walker]

Awesome.

[Titus]

What are you going to do with the can that goes Undrank talking to Mike?

[Deutsch]

That's a good.

[Danny]

That's.

[Deutsch]

I'd probably use it to barter with somebody.

[Brandon]

No, I. I think. I think we've got to start another, like, level above it with all the champions.

[Deutsch]

That's a good idea.

[Brandon]

So like, we have every champion in every sport this year. Oh, yeah, the Undrank wall.

[Brandon Walker]

But I'm interested in the barter that you were talking about.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

So, like, if Ohio State won.

[Titus]

Sure.

[Deutsch]

I'd like trade you that for like a Donnie jersey.

[Titus]

Oh, okay. One of my three Donnie jerseys.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Deutsch]

Whoever want to try to get something

[Danny]

out of you own one jersey. He's never given you the other two.

[Titus]

I would. I would want you to send the can to the school so we could

[Brandon Walker]

put in the rafters can hanging in the right.

[Titus]

In fact.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we gotta hand our hang our cans. I would love to see all the champions from a given year hanging in the raft.

[Titus]

I was gonna say, if Ohio State does win the national championship, I will personally guarantee that we could hang the can in the Shawnstein center rafters.

[Deutsch]

That would be huge.

[Brandon]

But yeah, no, but dude, think about it. It's like, who won this year? There they are hanging.

[Deutsch]

What about like a really nice, tastefully done trophy case?

[Brandon]

That would work too.

[Cliff Barackman]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

You. Yeah, Lock and key. It's like we make a big ceremony. Hey, we're putting them in the.

[Danny]

I think that would be red velvet. Like where the tunnel sign is. There's just a. There's a trophy case.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait. Yeah, that actually.

[Kate]

Security guard.

[Titus]

That would look sick. Really fucking cool.

[Brandon Walker]

What if it's a fridge with a glass fridge front?

[Deutsch]

Wow, that would be good.

[Danny]

All the ideas.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God. We got this. I would love to have a visual representation of every champion. This barely made it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, boy, do I need them to win.

[Danny]

St. Mary's barely getting there.

[Brandon]

Deut. Do you realize what. What. What has happened occurred today on this. On this yak.

[Deutsch]

No.

[Brandon]

We are never going to have. Have a playoffs again without a bracket.

[Brandon Walker]

You have a job for life.

[Brandon]

You are. We are beer bracketing every single playoffs. Little League, World Series with some Pepsis, Capri Suns.

[Deutsch]

That's a good idea.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, I need masters. I need 75, some kids with Arizona shirts in Africa.

[Brandon]

Yeah. This is incredible. Deutsche way to go.

[Deutsch]

I'm feeling pretty good about it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you should, dude. You should feel great about it. Not good. Great.

[Deutsch]

There'll be some relief once it's up there to my standard, you know, but man, we're.

[Brandon]

I want every single. Like, I'm excited for NHL and NBA playoffs. To see you unveil those, like, and just having those go throughout. You're gonna have to drink a lot of beer.

[Deutsch]

It'll be fun. Like, if I didn't, I wouldn't. I mean, I did this basically just.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you did it as a. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Love the game.

[Titus]

This is awesome. I can't wait. Tomorrow's gonna be awesome. I was. I was kind of on the fence.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I wasn't really feeling much madness.

[Titus]

Not much to get excited.

[Brandon]

But now. Holy.

[Titus]

I'm really excited.

[Deutsch]

I think, like, if there's like a minute or two left in the game, I go to the wall. Yeah, it'd be nice if we had like some walkie talkies.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. We gotta get the. You keep mentioning the walkie talkies. I think we gotta get the walkie

[Deutsch]

talkies if I'm getting the call in.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

We got to have the walkie talkie.

[Brandon]

Have to. Have to.

[Kate]

Might have to do a side bracket for the wrestlers.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God, The Goats.

[Kate]

The Goats.

[Brandon]

I think we might need to build you, like A little treehouse that you can sit in. Walkie talkie. You to the treehouse.

[Deutsch]

I've always wanted to live in the tree.

[Brandon]

We're just doing. We're just doing Eliminator on this show. Kate left.

[Brandon Walker]

Who has stuff.

[Brandon]

He left.

[Connor Burns]

Brandon left.

[Brandon]

Left.

[Brandon Walker]

I have to film something.

[Brandon]

All right, let's spin the wheel. Good show. Good yak. We'll see everyone.

[Brandon Walker]

Good energy. A good thing to end on.

[Intern]

You're a production person. Our internship application is open.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So if anybody thinks they fit that,

[Brandon]

go check it out.

[Intern]

Your premier wizard.

[Brandon]

And we'll. And tune into the streams tomorrow because we will have. We will have Deutsch drinking cans. Dude, this actually does tight his. Like, I know you got to leave, but, like, I'm now so much more nervous about, like, if he drinks the Wisconsin can, I'm be devastated.

[Titus]

We're the first game.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, but think how good it will feel to see him move on.

[Brandon]

Oh, great.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Feel great. All right, we'll see, everyone. It's the act.

[Titus]

It's the actual.

[Intern]

All right, no shows tomorrow or Friday for the yak, but they'll be live all day, mostly will be live in the morning. And then we'll have streams in the gambling cave all weekend. Have fun this weekend. Best sports weekend of the year. Summer sign. If you're a premier wizard, hit that application link. All right, see you guys Monday. Love you guys.

[Titus]

Bye.