We Created A New Challenge That Is Sweeping The Office | The Yak 6-3-26

Summary

The Yak – June 3, 2026

Episode: We Created A New Challenge That Is Sweeping The Office

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Overview

In today's episode, the Yak crew (Big Cat, Mark Titus, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Chef Donnie, TJ, and more) gather for another chaotic, hilarious afternoon in the Barstool Chicago office. What starts as a birthday celebration for Kate quickly devolves into discussions about social dynamics at Barstool, the birth of a wacky office challenge called "the D Hole," and a deep dive into the quirks of office culture, friendships, rivalries, and competitive spirit.

The main event: an impromptu, now office-sweeping challenge to see who can fit their fully grown adult body through the "D hole" in a large DraftKings display. The crew also welcomes interns, discusses sentimental office memorabilia, debates what counts as an "evening," and revels in the absurdity of the moment—all in classic Yak fashion.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Kate’s Birthday & Burgers on Cake

• The team celebrates Kate’s birthday with a BLT placed atop a birthday cake as a running gag.
  • [03:00] Titus: “No, it’s actually Dom. Got it. But I feel like if Dom gets it, it’s me.”
• Reflects on how her birthday last year coincided with the arrival of the office ice cream machine and how office traditions form.
  • [03:15] Titus: “Was your—so your birthday was the day that we got the ice cream machine last year…”

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2. Office Banter: Trends, Tits, and 2010s Nostalgia

• A prolonged and irreverent discussion about body part trends (“bring back titties” vs. butts, concern about Ozempic and weight loss).
  • [06:03] Titus: “There was a stretch here where asses just got some love for the first time, but it doesn’t deserve the…”
  • [06:26] Titus: “Representation matters.”
• Brief sidebar into modeling, body image, and the effect of weight loss trends like Ozempic.
  • [08:35] Nick: “Because your tits are not—just Ozempic. I think Ozempic jump started this…”

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3. Classic Barstool Debates: Hot Takes & Historical Opinions

• Recaps all-time bad Barstool takes, including White Sox Dave calling Kate Upton “a 6,” Denzel Washington “not a good actor,” and Walter Payton “not an athlete.”
  • [10:02] Titus: “That’s an all time White Sox Dave. He’s like, yeah, she would be a regular girl at the bar.”
  • [11:14] Big Cat: “Maybe this is where he just beats you down on technicalities.”

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4. Office Obsessions: Oakley Sunglasses & Collectible Communities

• The crew admits to being deeply invested in Oakley sunglasses, comparing Oakley culture to “energy drink guys” who obsess over rare cans and colorways.
  • [13:43] Nick: “The vintage Oakley... If you want to spend some money, they got a pretty high ceiling on rare Oakley…”
  • [15:05] T.J.: “This is some yak fodder right here.”

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5. Midwest City Keys and Office Memorabilia

• Ongoing bit about receiving “the key to the city,” with Titus and others claiming or giving away “keys” to small Midwestern towns.
  • [21:01] Titus: “That is true.”
  • [22:26] Big Cat: “Oh, you should start collecting keys.”

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6. Interns: Relationships, Rivalries, and Awkwardness

• Introduction of Kent State intern Devin, who sparks conversations about intern/employee friendships, being an office “double agent,” and who in Barstool should or shouldn't have a job.
• The group teases Devin about a rivalry with Danny and their mutual ties to Kent State.
  • [34:50] Devin: “We play at Ohio State. Big noon kickoff...”
  • [38:26] Brandon: “I'm down to have a rivalry, Devin.”
  • [40:06] Brandon: “I want to see him, like, try to weasel his way out of the question. And like, how he's going to take snap of a finger. He's like Danny Conrad.”

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7. The Yak’s “D Hole Challenge” Is Born

• A DraftKings sign shaped like a giant "D" becomes the focal point: "Can anyone fit through that hole?"
• Series of attempts by Yak team members and staff ensue.
  • [17:01] Titus: “You want to do interns?”
  • [70:55] Titus: “Aren’t you glad you did that?” (After Danny gets through the D hole)

Notable moments:

• Nick, Chef Donnie, Brandon, Reed, Hinkle, Spider, and others attempt (sometimes with comical results or near-panic).

• Assistance, techniques, failures, and “records” established, with friendly taunts and encouragement.

  • [71:22] Nick: “I really wanted him stuck in there.”
  • [96:31] Brandon: “There’s a 10 second period that you just have to power through… you’re gonna feel some pressure on your heart…”

• Offers of cash prizes and talk of making “the D Hole” a permanent/festival challenge.

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8. Absurd Office Culture, Decor, and Google Maps Obsessions

• Donnie talks about following rivers to their sources on Google Maps and finding meaning in mundane activities.

  • [27:04] Chef Donnie: “It gets really hard to find. And then I like to check and see did I get to the very last spot...”

• Interns decorate their room and seek out weird flags and memorabilia for the office, leaning into the Barstool “random crap” aesthetic.

  • [43:44] Devin: “We’re trying to think of stuff. So we’re actually asking around, like, if anyone has extra stuff…”

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9. Murals, Doppelgängers, and Very Barstool Moments

• Discovery of a strange street mural in Columbus that half the crew swears looks exactly like Titus, spurring debate about “posthumous” homages and how bizarre content finds them.
  • [29:02] Big Cat: “There is a mural of Mark Titus and…”

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10. Other Mini-bits, Office Dynamics, & Callbacks

• What counts as “evening” and “afternoon” becomes a topic of heated, pointless debate (as usual).

  • [61:45] Danny: “I believe night is 7 to 10. Anything after 10 is late night.”

• Food and nutrition tics: Three square meals a day, burgers for lunch and skipping dinner, importance of the bun, and meat being “overrated.”

  • [63:25] Danny: “You think you are what you are now?”
  • [65:07] Big Cat: “I like turkey.”
  • [65:11] Nick: “Meat is necessary.”

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11. Hypotheticals and Layup-for-Death Bets

• Would you take an uncontested off-hand layup for $100,000 if the penalty for missing is death?
  • [55:24] Stephen: “If you’re offered the choice to take an uncontested, offhanded layup for a hundred thousand dollars. But if you miss, you die.”
  • On-court attempts ensue, with real stakes (sort of), jokes about sportsmanship, and “I think I’d do it for $10 million.”

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12. The Gauntlet: Competitive Spirit in Yakland

• As the D Hole challenge gains traction, the crew jokes about updating office “gauntlet” events: trivia, three pointers, and now “fit through the D.”
  • [72:09] Titus: “Should that be one part of the gauntlet now? The new prank trivia. Then you have to fit through the D hole.”

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• [06:03, Titus]: “There was a stretch here where asses just got some love for the first time, but it doesn’t deserve the…”
• [10:02, Titus]: “That’s an all time White Sox Dave. He’s like, yeah, she would be a regular girl at the bar.”
• [63:25, Danny]: “You think you are what you are now?”
• [65:11, Nick]: “Meat is necessary.”
• [70:55, Titus]: “Aren’t you glad you did that?” (after Danny gets through the D hole)
• [96:31, Brandon]: “There’s a 10 second period that you just have to power through… you’re gonna feel some pressure on your heart…”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [03:00–04:00] – Kate’s birthday banter, "Burger on a cake" tradition
• [06:00–08:00] – “Bring back titties” debate, gendered beauty trends
• [10:00–13:00] – White Sox Dave’s ranking takes, the value of unwavering (wrong) opinions
• [13:40–16:15] – Oakley/energy drink obsession, niche collector culture
• [17:00–19:00] – The D hole challenge is introduced, initial attempts and jokes
• [21:00–23:00] – City keys, small town flexes
• [34:40–40:15] – Intern Devin, his Kent State ties, and "who would you fire" debates
• [55:24–59:30] – "Layup for death" hypothetical and cringe-inducing on-court attempts
• [70:00–76:00+] – D Hole challenge escalates, multiple staff attempts, rivalries, and increasing stakes

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Mood, Tone, and Final Thoughts

The episode is loose, loud, and gleefully absurd. The Yak’s signature blend of fratty office camaraderie, weird competitions, inside jokes, and highly specific Midwest/local references is in full force. Their new physical challenge, the D Hole, is a hit—both as a literal game and as a metaphor for the goofy, competitive ethos of the show.

For Barstool fans—or anyone amused by grown adults inventing pointless, but extremely funny contests—this episode is peak Yak: spontaneous, dumb, and delightful.

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Transcript

[Big Cat]

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[Titus]

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[Stephen]

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[Nick]

Three, two, one.

[Titus]

Are you serious?

[Big Cat]

I'm the coolest one out of all of us.

[Titus]

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

[Danny]

Happy birthday dear.

[Titus]

Happy birthday to. Happy birthday, Kate.

[Chef Donnie]

Wait, is this a Burger Baron BLT

[Titus]

on top of a cake? It is. It is.

[Brandon]

Anything for the big five.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, hell yeah. Thank you.

[Titus]

And that's from me.

[Chef Donnie]

Thank you.

[Titus]

No, it's actually Dom. Got it. But I feel like if Dom gets it, it's me.

[T.J.]

It is from all of us, Kate.

[Chef Donnie]

Wow.

[Titus]

Dom was the one who's nice enough to think of this.

[Chef Donnie]

My name is spelled right on this one.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'll spell it.

[Chef Donnie]

C A, T, E from the previous birthday. Would anyone like a piece?

[Danny]

No?

[Chef Donnie]

Okay.

[Titus]

Hey, was your. So your birthday was the day that we got the ice cream machine last year.

[Big Cat]

We never talked about your birthday.

[Titus]

I was thinking about that. Like we didn't even bring it up.

[Chef Donnie]

I Don't even know if that was acknowledged even a little bit.

[Titus]

The big three. Seven. Congrats.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Chef Donnie]

This rock.

[Big Cat]

30s.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What are you going to do when

[Titus]

you get to 40?

[Danny]

Getting old.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Who knows?

[Titus]

Like, eat a BLT and a cake.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. Man, can you imagine? 40 that's a decade from now. Is going to be tough when you hit that. Not 40 now.

[Titus]

Well, happy birthday, Kate Grape.

[Chef Donnie]

You among it?

[Nick]

All right.

[Chef Donnie]

Nobody wants a piece?

[Titus]

No, I'll have some later.

[Danny]

Yeah, I'll have some later.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay.

[Danny]

Happy birthday.

[T.J.]

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.

[Titus]

Happy fucking birthday.

[T.J.]

Jokes aside, happy fucking birthday.

[Danny]

And these guys don't mean it, but for everybody. Birthday.

[T.J.]

We're not kidding when we say happy birthday.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, thanks, Titus. That means a lot.

[Big Cat]

Kudos to you, big cat, for being respectful because it was her birthday and you were going to refrain from talking

[Titus]

about the big ass.

[Big Cat]

The big ass kitty.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, I saw him, too.

[Nick]

I watched the video.

[Danny]

He literally said, I don't want to talk about this on your birthday.

[Titus]

Yeah. By the way, sell blue coffee. Go to Amazon or stoulbluecoffee.com. buy some still blue coffee. No. Yeah. I was trying to be nice because I was like, listen, Kate's birthday is all before the show started, which is stupid that we do that. Like, it's. It's Kate's birthday. Special day for her. Let's be respectful, but holy. That. That chick, Penny Lane, those titties were insane.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Then we just talked about it for,

[Danny]

like, insane five minutes.

[T.J.]

Yeah, they were the titties.

[Titus]

You haven't seen their fat.

[Big Cat]

They were just down. Down in Miami.

[T.J.]

And it's just like. I just Google titties.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just titties.

[Titus]

Probably first Penny. Hold on. Before you Google it, let me just say they're the type of titties that. That make you remember why it rocks to be a guy.

[T.J.]

Okay.

[Titus]

You know what I mean? Like, deep down, you're like, oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, you need, like, joggers. Like, memory joggers.

[Titus]

No, it's just like, oh, yeah. I am a guy in. That rocks. And I love those.

[Nick]

This is like. I've been seeing clips of this. This is like, not a typical model walk. Oh, so it's all.

[Titus]

It's all tits.

[T.J.]

I saw. I searched.

[Nick]

Yeah. Just voluptuousness.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is this a new thing?

[Titus]

No. Look at that. Oh, yeah. Dude.

[Danny]

Sorry.

[Big Cat]

How did they ever go out of fashion?

[Titus]

Crazy, man. Like, how they've always been great.

[T.J.]

What? What are we doing?

[Titus]

What do you mean, what are we doing?

[T.J.]

Bring back titties.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Oh, I've been years.

[Danny]

Burger.

[Titus]

Like you're wrong on

[Brandon]

bring back boobs.

[Titus]

The burger thing. I get that. That makes sense. Didn't really go out of style.

[T.J.]

We can't just say bring back.

[Titus]

No, there was. There was a stretch here where asses

[Nick]

Death just got some love for the

[Titus]

first time, but it doesn't deserve the.

[T.J.]

It's not a zero sum game.

[Titus]

Oh, it became one. It became. You weren't. You weren't fighting in the trenches.

[T.J.]

No. Well, I'm an ass man, so I. Oh, so that.

[Titus]

So now you're. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Did you hate that?

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[T.J.]

Bring back titties. Get out of here.

[Titus]

Representation matters.

[T.J.]

Cities have always been here.

[Titus]

Representation matters.

[T.J.]

I do need. I need to figure out what my thing is going to be that I'm going to bring back for everybody.

[Big Cat]

Bacon, puppies, dogs, enjoying warm weather.

[T.J.]

Bring back. Going to the beach, dude.

[Titus]

Oh, you should just do water. You should do bring back football and just have it be a countdown to the football. No, I'm actually asking you to bring it back, please. Yeah, but yeah, those were.

[T.J.]

Those are good tits.

[Titus]

I mean, they were. They were nice. Yeah. Respectfully, of course.

[Big Cat]

Happy birthday, Kate.

[Danny]

Happy birthday.

[Titus]

Happy birthday.

[Danny]

Sorry to do that.

[Big Cat]

We would not.

[T.J.]

No, I. I watched that video.

[Titus]

It was just all over the algorithm. That wasn't what I was looking for.

[Danny]

It just came.

[T.J.]

How is she not the most famous woman on her? Who is that?

[Titus]

I had never heard of her.

[Nick]

It's a familiar name for sure. Is that a fictional character

[Danny]

as well?

[Big Cat]

Oh, so is that her actual name

[Titus]

or, I don't know, stage name.

[Big Cat]

She should be on currency.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[T.J.]

Like holograph. Like it moves.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

We should be build. Building pyramids for her.

[Big Cat]

I would save so much money if it just had titties on the money. I'm not.

[T.J.]

Move it back and forth and they jiggle. Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, Brit lp, Elizabeth Lane.

[Nick]

British socks.

[Titus]

That's her name.

[Chef Donnie]

Would it ruin it for you guys if she was like, I love G. No.

[Titus]

Yeah, she probably got breath.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it would piss me off.

[Danny]

Getting inspired by Kate Upton is funny.

[Titus]

She.

[Danny]

It says she's inspired by Kate upon, like, pretty much did it.

[T.J.]

Well, could be inspired by shows.

[Titus]

It's like when they show like Kobe doing the same moves. Tits

[Danny]

will not get up.

[Nick]

You can't say you're inspired.

[Titus]

No. Yeah, you can.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I've never picked up a titty until,

[Titus]

hey, one day I want to have tits like Kate Upton's. And then she did.

[Big Cat]

It's inspirational.

[Nick]

I Guess.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Manifestation.

[T.J.]

Well, you.

[Nick]

If you are trying to start an initiative to bring back titties, you should be worried about the competing factor of this weight loss phase or craze.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Everyone's trying to get as skinny as.

[Titus]

Oh, zempic and stuff.

[Nick]

Because your tits are not just ozempic. I think it was epic. Jump started this.

[Titus]

Wait, wait. Was the industry demand she lose weight and even consider breast.

[Danny]

Well, the industry.

[Titus]

Hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

What industry?

[Titus]

Oh, I don't understand that.

[Danny]

The modeling.

[Titus]

All right. Menstrual cycle.

[Danny]

Yeah. I don't need to hear all that gross thing.

[Chef Donnie]

That's right.

[Titus]

We just.

[Chef Donnie]

But the breasts are one of the first things to go when you lose weight.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That's not fair.

[Chef Donnie]

They become like deflated ski slopes.

[Nick]

I learned that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's in a Drake music.

[Danny]

She is.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Bride in a music video for Falling Back by.

[Danny]

It's amazing. The yak is how old. We've never started a show with titties.

[T.J.]

One time.

[Danny]

Have we ever started a show with titties?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Can I say one more note that we talked about before the show with them?

[Danny]

Sure.

[Chef Donnie]

I think they are all natural.

[Titus]

Yeah. Fatty Netties.

[Chef Donnie]

Impressive.

[Big Cat]

In the first Chicago office, we did an episode where we. Whose titties did we say weren't big? Sweeney's.

[T.J.]

She's Sweeney's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She was just small.

[T.J.]

And Shaq, small back.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's right.

[Nick]

Damn.

[T.J.]

But I theorize that her titties might actually be that big because she's like five foot tall.

[Big Cat]

Her titties are big for her.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They really look big.

[T.J.]

Her backdrop. But yeah.

[Titus]

This is like my take about Wemby where I'm not that impressed with him because if you put my athleticism in Wemby's body, he'd still be able to dunk.

[T.J.]

Right? Right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Like, okay, cool, dude. His. He needs to jump 4 inches to dunk. It's nothing.

[Chef Donnie]

But.

[Titus]

Yeah. And then it reminds me too of White Sox Dave saying that Kate Upton was a six.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Chef Donnie]

Easy.

[Danny]

God damn it. What did you see?

[Titus]

We've talked about it before. That's an all time white. So he's like, yeah, she would be a regular girl at the bar.

[Danny]

Did y' all see the wrestler shot that looked like White Sox Dave?

[Titus]

No.

[Danny]

Curtis Axel, who's Mr. Perfect Son, got arrested for DUI or DWI. One of the two.

[Titus]

How's Mr. Perfect doing?

[Danny]

He's been dead for 23 years. But he. He got arrested and. And his mug shot looks. That's. Oh, looks like White Sox Dave?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, it does.

[Titus]

Same head shape except for the turkey.

[Danny]

Yeah, but it's still. It still. Still looks like White Sox Dave.

[Big Cat]

Does that looks like old White Sox Dave?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Not handsome. New White Sox Dave.

[Titus]

What did you just say?

[Danny]

Like, when he hasn't talked in a while? No, you.

[Titus]

Oh, oh, yes, he did.

[Nick]

Collarbone.

[Titus]

No, he said Kate up.

[Nick]

Underrated 6. That's great. What did he like a vow it or just.

[Titus]

Oh, no, he wrote a blog about it. Yeah, I think he wrote a whole thesis.

[Nick]

What was his arguments?

[Danny]

This is the same.

[Titus]

None.

[Danny]

Denzel Washington is not a good actor.

[Big Cat]

He said he plays a similar role in a lot of things, which. Maybe this is where he just beats

[Titus]

you down on technicalities.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Brandon]

He said Walter Payton wasn't an athlete.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's right.

[Big Cat]

That one.

[Brandon]

They made it. They made him say it in front of Gruden.

[Titus]

That one was nuts. I respect his he's just go with it kind of attitude. Say it.

[Danny]

Does he just think of a sentence and then he says, I'm going to fight to the death for the sentence. Like, Walter Payton is not an athlete without regard to how true it is. Whatever. Kate Upton's a six. That's my stance. From here on out, I'm fighting for it.

[Titus]

I think White Sox Dave is also one of those guys that. And I. I suffer from this too as well. Like, you hear one thing one time and then you just walk around the rest of your life thinking that to be true. Like, I think his dad probably said, like, I could beat Walter Payton in a fight. And like, White Sox Dave was like

[Nick]

7 and he's like, implanted.

[Titus]

Yeah, that guy's not that far.

[Danny]

But he never heard the sentence. Kate Upton is a six.

[Titus]

He might have up, like, from a gay guy or something.

[Big Cat]

Is the blog still up?

[Titus]

The Kate Upton is 6?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I don't know if it was. Was it a blog?

[Brandon]

I'm pretty sure it was. I think it was inspired from a snake draft.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's actually when it usually. That's usually his biggest issues.

[Danny]

He'll find his take in the draft and then he'll.

[Titus]

He's like a. He can't go multiple rounds. Once he gets to like round three, it's when he falls apart. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. And then he'll be like, I didn't. Like you said Walter Payton wasn't an athlete. Be like, I did not say that. And then you play the tape and he's like, Walter Payton was not an athlete.

[Titus]

That's not what I meant.

[Brandon]

Stuck.

[Titus]

Yeah. By the way. Can I tell you guys something that's. That's going on in my life right now?

[Danny]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

I'm. I now have an Oakley addiction, and I'm not even sharing it with anyone publicly except for Titus.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Devin]

What do you mean by addiction?

[T.J.]

The best ones you have.

[Titus]

I bought a new pair, and I only sent it to Titus because I looked so good, but I think I look really good.

[Danny]

If you look that good, why not share?

[Titus]

Because I don't.

[Danny]

It's only for Titus.

[Titus]

I kind of do my. Only my own Oakley form.

[Danny]

Are you two Oakley gay again?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah, we are.

[T.J.]

So how.

[Big Cat]

How good did he look?

[Titus]

Quigg said that he saw me driving into the parking lot today, and he

[T.J.]

was like, whoa, it's pretty good. Good. It's good.

[Danny]

Just send that to the yak group.

[T.J.]

Was it a no.

[Nick]

Are they rare?

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, those are Oakley. Oakley.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

No, they're like, $350.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're really. Is this your last pair?

[Titus]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah, they make so many weird ones.

[T.J.]

The.

[Nick]

The.

[Big Cat]

The vintage Oakley, like, they're. That you can. If you want to spend some money. They got a. They got a pretty high ceiling on rare Oakley. The one that go over the top of your head. Sprinters. War.

[Titus]

These ones are called the Fat Cats.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, you had to.

[Titus]

You had to buy them.

[T.J.]

Had to.

[Big Cat]

Where are you going? Past the Sunglass Hut, so. Or like, where you.

[Titus]

No, I just bought them online.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I forgot about. I forgot about that.

[Titus]

These ones, though, too.

[T.J.]

Sunglass. Sunglass Hut.

[Titus]

Also, I don't know. I don't know if this is, like, an Oakley thing or maybe because these are such badass sunglasses, but I was getting, like, minute by minute updates of the delivery for these Oakleys. Like, they were texting me, being like, we're close. And then, like. Like, this is an Uber Eats. What the hell? And then they're like, we've dropped off.

[Nick]

Well, I think, like, Oakley lovers are just waiting.

[Titus]

Like, yeah, out. I forgot. Like, I was out of my house and I saw the text, and then, like, later in the night, I was like, oh, what's this box?

[Danny]

Oh, I. I apologize. But I know you guys got into the Oakley Forum last week. How did you. How did you.

[Big Cat]

How did you.

[Danny]

Turned on to the Oak.

[T.J.]

My buddy. You killer.

[Danny]

Really? But yeah, yeah, I like. Yeah, I know him.

[T.J.]

He. He sent it to me. He's like, this. This seems a note to you.

[Titus]

And it was.

[T.J.]

And I scrolled through, and I was like, this. This is yak fodder. If I've ever seen.

[Danny]

This is about right.

[T.J.]

This is some yak fodder right here.

[Titus]

Titus just kept on saying when we were going through, he's like, I knew you would love this. I was smiling so wide.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

We could pop on real quick if you want to.

[T.J.]

The boys are up to.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Just want to see what they're wearing today.

[Titus]

See what? Let's just have a daily discussion.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

It's always updated.

[Danny]

A hole tattoo.

[Titus]

Yeah. No, but they're always updating what Oakley's they're wearing.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

There's a energy drink. Guys are the similar.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Overly supportive. They like, especially Monster. They share their cans.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Try to collect rare colorways, and everyone's super supportive. They're like, what?

[Titus]

Yeah, there's some. No, I. I'm. I'm. I'm just going off what you're saying. There's something about. It's a very specific niche of a man. It's energy drink. And also, like, hardcore soda drinkers, they're kind of wanting their cousins of each other. And, like, if there's a new drop, they're like, oh, I gotta get the.

[Big Cat]

That. Try the new BlackBerry.

[Nick]

These guys aren't, like, stereotypical, like, oh, monster energy aggro. They're purists.

[Titus]

Right.

[Nick]

They're like.

[Titus]

Right.

[Nick]

They're very nerdy about it.

[Titus]

Right.

[Nick]

They collect different cans. They share their halls.

[Titus]

Mm. They wear the gear.

[Nick]

They wear the gear.

[Titus]

They might even put something on their car to show that they drink this energy drink.

[Nick]

But the cans have, like, ornate patterns.

[Titus]

I know.

[Nick]

Kind of beautiful.

[Titus]

Yeah. They're pieces of art. Yeah.

[Danny]

We should.

[Titus]

We should start putting them up on the wall.

[Big Cat]

I'd imagine that's how people picture barstool, sports office.

[Titus]

Listen, all the. All the stereotypes about us, like. Yeah.

[T.J.]

They're true.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

We just opened the show with tits.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we did.

[Titus]

But it's okay.

[Danny]

Do y' all think we have an employee who can fit through that D?

[Titus]

Yes. Spider for sure.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

The D hole.

[Danny]

The D hole spider.

[T.J.]

Oh, the draftkings.

[Danny]

D. Yeah,

[Nick]

that's a good question.

[Big Cat]

Do. Are any of our interns we could talk to.

[Titus]

You want to do interns?

[Danny]

I've been. I've been staring at that D hole.

[T.J.]

Have the internal face coming to the

[Big Cat]

act, but the only way they can get in is through the D hole.

[Danny]

I think Spider could fit through the D hole.

[Brandon]

What made you ask that?

[Danny]

I've been staring at that D hole all week, man.

[Nick]

It's a good question. Let me for reference I'm probably like.

[T.J.]

Try to fit the size.

[Nick]

Let me try.

[Chef Donnie]

I think the head is the shot for everybody.

[Big Cat]

You think the head? I think shoulders. Oh, I. I was gonna go head first.

[Danny]

He's too thick in the shoulders to get through.

[Chef Donnie]

No.

[Danny]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Too thick.

[Big Cat]

Wait a minute now.

[T.J.]

Hang on.

[Chef Donnie]

Wait a second.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

I think you could.

[Chef Donnie]

Could be his hips.

[Danny]

I don't think he can.

[Titus]

Got that ass on him.

[Danny]

What do you think?

[Brandon]

That ass.

[Danny]

No, not happening for you.

[Big Cat]

Cut the cameras.

[Nick]

Close. Cut the camera.

[Titus]

Cut the goddamn cameras.

[Big Cat]

Would that have with you if you just fit right through without touching any

[Danny]

of the D. But you weren't far from fitting through the D hole.

[Nick]

I was.

[Danny]

You were far.

[Nick]

Yeah, I felt.

[Danny]

What was the part of the body?

[Titus]

Everything.

[Danny]

Yeah. Okay.

[Nick]

Not even close.

[Chef Donnie]

That's our Nutty Putty.

[Nick]

I don't think anyone can.

[Danny]

I think. I think we can get somebody through the D hole.

[Titus]

Do you want to talk to the intern? We haven't talked.

[Danny]

We can talk to the interns.

[Titus]

When is the Internet video? Did someone do it?

[Danny]

Titus, you did it.

[T.J.]

Yeah, we all did. I don't know when it comes out.

[Big Cat]

Friday.

[Titus]

Okay, maybe we wait for that.

[Danny]

No, let's. Okay, we do a little pre.

[Titus]

We could do a little.

[Big Cat]

I want to talk to the one that doesn't like Danny because I think we have at least one thing in common. They're in a meeting for at least another 10 minutes.

[Danny]

We can go get the interns out of a meeting. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Who's running?

[Danny]

Yak or the fucking yak?

[Big Cat]

Going in there and asking him a ton of Facebook questions.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Titus]

How do you guys deal with an intern that clearly wants to be your friend?

[Stephen]

O.

[Big Cat]

You have one.

[Danny]

I'm just being super nice to him because they're human beings. I'm not.

[Titus]

I'm nice to him. But it's like, you're 21 and I'm 41. Like, we're not probably going to be

[Nick]

friends also, like, just the dynamic that bold.

[Danny]

Yeah, but you and Reed are, like, best friends.

[Titus]

How. Reed's the chiller.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How did this. How do you approach you at first?

[Titus]

He keeps just asking me questions.

[Danny]

Is it like working here questions or just, like, would you like to hang out on the weekend questions?

[Titus]

It's like the guys want you to go to a Kent State game.

[Danny]

Oh, that's not a good question for you.

[Nick]

He wanted you to go to the Kent State.

[Titus]

And I was like, yeah, I'll look at my schedule, man.

[Big Cat]

Is he a Kent State kid?

[Titus]

He is.

[Danny]

You're talking about Devin. Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, I met him. He was.

[Brandon]

I think that's the one that hates me that's got a tournament.

[Titus]

Oh, then I like him.

[Danny]

Okay.

[T.J.]

All right.

[Danny]

We just need to talk to Dan.

[Brandon]

Devin.

[T.J.]

You. It sounds like we just need to talk to Devin. He's. He's the key to all this.

[Titus]

Yeah. I was walking.

[Danny]

What meeting room are they in?

[Brandon]

Tj.

[Titus]

I was walking out yesterday. He's like, hey, big one. Like, Ken State was wondering if you ever want to go to a game again. I was like, maybe I don't.

[Danny]

What you want, Devin?

[Nick]

Oh, like, yeah, that's too far.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

I was just like, that's.

[Brandon]

That's like when Cody asked you to go to the preseason.

[Titus]

Correct, Correct.

[Big Cat]

Kyle.

[Titus]

I like him because especially now that I know that he hates Danny.

[Big Cat]

Does he know you're a Kent State guy, Kyle?

[Nick]

I told him and he didn't. I guess I want it more from the reaction, like, yeah. Because I was waiting, like, yeah.

[Titus]

He let me know he was none of that guy day one. And I was like, oh, I can't wait till Kyle gets here.

[Nick]

I excitedly revealed to him, hey, I went there too. And he was kind of like, oh, like zoopy.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

But maybe he was nervous.

[Titus]

Was he like, hey, do you think we get Big Cat to a game also?

[Nick]

What. What affiliation or organization is trying to do that?

[Titus]

I mean, I love Mac football, but. Yeah. I don't know.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think just the boys want me to go to a game.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Which, like, I'm. It wasn't a no. I want that on the record. I didn't say no, dude. Because I would go to a game

[Danny]

if it made sense, if all the factors lined up.

[Titus]

Yeah. We went to Toledo, Bowling Green. It was awesome.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And then niu, who's no longer in the Mac, which sucks.

[Danny]

But you. You were. You were getting the key of the city at Toledo.

[Titus]

That is true.

[Danny]

You'd have to get the key of the city to Kent, Ohio.

[Titus]

That's fair.

[T.J.]

They play Wisconsin in a playoff game some.

[Titus]

At Kent State.

[T.J.]

At Kent State, yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

I would absolutely 100% go.

[Big Cat]

What key to a city did you give me?

[Titus]

I'll actually say I'll go to any Kent State playoff game at home.

[Danny]

Oh, okay.

[T.J.]

That's huge.

[Titus]

Yeah. They host a playoff game, I'm there. I gave you Huntington. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

Huntington, West Virginia.

[Danny]

You just gave him the key to the city? To Huntington.

[Titus]

They just gave it to me.

[Big Cat]

I gave it to a dude at the bar.

[Titus]

I didn't.

[Danny]

Do you just Handed it to a random guy at the bar.

[Titus]

He did a rough and rowdy in Huntington. Oh, that's where Mayor just walked up and he's like, here's a key to the city. I'm like, okay.

[Danny]

Was it just like a key? Yeah, a little key.

[Titus]

Oh, it's a big key.

[Nick]

Probably actually works too.

[Brandon]

Yeah, definitely.

[Titus]

Yeah. Yeah. Then Nick just gave it to a random guy.

[Danny]

So some guy in Chicago just has a key to the Huntington?

[Titus]

Yeah, that guy should. If he should give it to someone else.

[Danny]

A trickle down.

[Titus]

That should be a traveling key.

[Big Cat]

I like that.

[Titus]

Yeah. Friendship key.

[Big Cat]

Biz got the key to wheeling when we were with him.

[Nick]

What do we get?

[Danny]

Well, he was a nail.

[Big Cat]

We didn't. Shit.

[Nick]

We got the. Yeah.

[Titus]

You guys didn't get the wheelie.

[Danny]

I don't have a kid.

[Nick]

The mayor just talked on us instead.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He didn't like.

[T.J.]

That's.

[Big Cat]

Instead of.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It's pretty cool to get a key. I. I think it's kind of like the memorabilia I have. You don't want a key to like a. Like New York.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you should start collecting keys.

[Titus]

I should. I think I have one from. I think I have like Aurora.

[Danny]

I want the key. Nebraska.

[T.J.]

They're always in. Are they throwing on like a. A plaque?

[Titus]

Toledo 1 is like official. It's glass and it's in the case.

[T.J.]

It's in case.

[Titus]

Yeah. Cuz could you. The hunting in one was literally just.

[Big Cat]

He handed me a. I put it on my carabiner walking around. I was pull. That's why I gave it to that guy. It was bothering me.

[Danny]

I'll pick a city. You could have the key to the city too.

[Nick]

That I think is realistic.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Not like Dubuque, Iowa, but if there is a. Oh, Diamond Joe east rebuke across the river. Maybe that smaller Dubuque.

[Titus]

Great riverboat casino in Dubuque.

[Nick]

I'm interested in that city.

[Titus]

Dude. I'm not gonna go as far as say, it's a fun city.

[Nick]

I was looking at it on the map. They had two casinos on the river.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

One is on like an island.

[Titus]

I was on. I. I went on an absolute blackjack heater when I was like 22. No, 21 in Dubuque, Iowa.

[Big Cat]

Could we get a mayor on the line and get Kyle key.

[Chef Donnie]

What about Brandon's town? We already know the mayor. We got the sign on the pond.

[Danny]

Well, that's. That's Antioch.

[Nick]

I want to penetrate like Latin America. I. I get like quarterly urges. Like, I want to be like a visual arts icon.

[Danny]

And San Pedro, Tobago. Is the mayor still in the building?

[Nick]

Just get tangled up in wires and fall into paint?

[Danny]

I think he left.

[Nick]

Climb tires.

[Titus]

I like that.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Watch some baseball.

[Nick]

They're just so much more supportive, Latin America.

[Titus]

Yeah, they're culturally just more fun in general.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

TJ's right. We did have a mayor here seconds ago.

[Titus]

Oh, Kane was here, right?

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, he's a mayor of a county.

[Titus]

Yeah, it's a county.

[Danny]

I think you'd get a key to a county. They don't lock them.

[Titus]

Could we get Dubuques mayor on?

[Big Cat]

Would you want Dubuque's key, Kyle, or do you want, like, Smyrna, Delaware?

[Titus]

We could ask. I bet you if the Dubuque mayor came on.

[Nick]

Dubuque is like such like a. Yeah, Mids.

[T.J.]

That's America.

[Nick]

Such like a small city. To me, it's the small city.

[Danny]

Oh, it's in Illinois, across the river, I guess.

[Titus]

I think you want Dubuque proper.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Are you popping like that, though?

[Nick]

No, not for Dubuque, but I think.

[Big Cat]

What's your city equivalent?

[Nick]

Alamo, Gordo, New Mexico.

[Titus]

Yes.

[T.J.]

Like.

[Danny]

Like a one Walmart town. It's kind of like.

[Nick]

I don't know. You tell me. What do you think?

[Danny]

I think you're up to Dubuque, Iowa,

[Nick]

has a lot of cities like that. Small in size, but undeniably cities.

[Danny]

Sioux City, Cedar Rapids. Too big to be.

[Titus]

I think you're selling yourself.

[Nick]

Waterloo, Council Bluffs. Waterloo.

[Big Cat]

Waterloo.

[T.J.]

Waterloo. Waterloo, Iowa.

[Nick]

That's a more realistic one.

[T.J.]

That's a good key.

[Danny]

Council Bluff was among the worst places I've ever seen.

[Big Cat]

How so?

[Danny]

We were staying in Omaha for a week. This Council Bluff's the one right across the river. And it just. I had to go to Walmart one time, and it was a depressing thing to drive through. It's a bad town, from what I saw. Maybe there were nicer places.

[Stephen]

Brando, how many Walmarts? You got in your town?

[Danny]

One or one? One Walmart town.

[Stephen]

Okay. I feel like it's odd to have more than. More than one.

[Titus]

No, no.

[Danny]

Small towns, 40, 50,000 can have two. Tupelo's got two. That's my. It's my delineation from a small city to an actual city. What does your phone just do, Kate?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Titus]

I.

[Danny]

You reacted to it like it shocked you.

[Chef Donnie]

I know because I put it on do not disturb mode, so I don't know why. Do not disturb. And I'm still getting spam calls. Sorry. I'll turn my phone Off.

[Danny]

It's okay.

[Big Cat]

The interns are out of their meeting.

[Danny]

Oh, you want the intern?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes.

[Chef Donnie]

You know what I've been doing on Google Maps recently? I'll pick a river.

[Nick]

And then I saw you.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, did you?

[Nick]

Yeah. You were in front of me in the van. I loved it.

[Chef Donnie]

I follow rivers all the way. I try to find the source.

[Big Cat]

I. I watched every. I had my phone.

[Nick]

I was like looking at all your. Everything you did on your smartphone about

[Big Cat]

going to the girls sports bar. Yeah, yeah. I was just watching everything you were doing on your phone.

[Nick]

The reflection.

[Big Cat]

Congrats on having $6,000 in the bank.

[Chef Donnie]

Thank you. Thank you. You guys really were.

[Nick]

Didn't want to tell you, but.

[Big Cat]

No, the whole time I was just watching everything you did.

[Chef Donnie]

That was the Hudson. I went to the tippy top.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Chef Donnie]

And it turns out it ends right next to a tire shop in the mountains in the Adirondack.

[Nick]

Yeah, I saw you get there.

[Devin]

It's just.

[T.J.]

Just runs out at the tire well.

[Chef Donnie]

It gets really hard to find. And then I like to check and see did I get to the very last spot. And so then I think I find it. And then I check online and I like to see if I was correct. Like and it's true that this branch of the Hudson river does start at this tire shop.

[T.J.]

So.

[Chef Donnie]

So I made it. It's very hard to find towards the end. The source on Google Maps.

[Big Cat]

That's fun. That is fun.

[Nick]

Imagine doing that virtually. You get to like see it.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

That'd be sick.

[Nick]

Get the VR and do it.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I probably should. I really enjoyed doing that.

[Big Cat]

I've been looking at exact halfway points between like Chicago and New York. I like to figure out the exact halfway point.

[Titus]

What is it?

[Big Cat]

I think it's Youngstown.

[T.J.]

Youngstown. Oh, that's why there. That's why the. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Am I right?

[Nick]

Sounds like it would be.

[Titus]

If you go the opposite way, it kind of you up if you go west. Like the exact halfway point between Chicago and la.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I couldn't even imagine.

[Titus]

Right.

[T.J.]

Denver.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[T.J.]

Probably Colorado might be like Denver.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Youngstown. Isn't that what they. Isn't that why the Italians are. There is.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Probably what they said that the going to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

When they were going back and forth.

[Big Cat]

But it's like the exact halfway.

[T.J.]

They wanted a safe haven for the mob.

[Chef Donnie]

It's where the owners of the 49ers or something like that live. Really like that's their home base is Youngstown, Ohio.

[Big Cat]

Why is Eric Clapton live in Columbus.

[T.J.]

Eric what? Yeah, Columbus.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Why is he.

[Big Cat]

Why is he doing that?

[Titus]

When did that.

[Big Cat]

I think he's been there for a while.

[Titus]

Okay.

[T.J.]

I had no idea.

[Brandon]

Performing.

[T.J.]

He loves what he's seen out of Ryan Day in the Boys. Garrett Clapton is just clapped. Inspired by Will Howard.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[T.J.]

Leading the boys to.

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[T.J.]

Might be that. Oh, speaking of Columbus, it's been a while. I haven't seen you since you sent me a picture of.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

What the fuck was that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, man.

[T.J.]

Have you gotten to the bottom of that?

[Big Cat]

Not at all.

[Nick]

What are we talking about?

[Big Cat]

There is a mural of Mark Titus and.

[Nick]

What?

[T.J.]

It's 100% not me, but.

[Titus]

Dude, can we see a picture?

[Big Cat]

I think it's in Grandview.

[Chef Donnie]

Did somebody send it to you?

[Big Cat]

Yes, my boy Sneady.

[T.J.]

No, Nick sent it to me. And I was like, well, this is obviously not me, but I was trying to figure out who it was, and I couldn't figure it out. There's no fucking way it's me.

[Big Cat]

I think, but I think it's an establishment that thinks you've perished.

[T.J.]

Yeah. Yeah, it did. It kind of spooked me out. It felt like. Like when Kobe died in la and there were murals of him everywhere. Yeah, like that. It was a mural like that. And it was like, my head, but it wasn't my head. It's very obviously not my head, Titus. It's. But it looks.

[Big Cat]

It's not.

[Brandon]

Carry on.

[Nick]

Sounds like it was. Sounds like it's you. Who else would it be?

[T.J.]

I don't know. And I want.

[Big Cat]

We might need to figure out the establishment.

[T.J.]

I just want to figure out who the this is. What is this?

[Chef Donnie]

It didn't say any words on it at all.

[T.J.]

No, no, no. Let me find this picture. Do you have a Nick?

[Big Cat]

Yes. I could set it to tj.

[Brandon]

Was it on the side of Good night, John Boy Columbus?

[Big Cat]

That might be.

[Brandon]

It just said.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Miny told me you guys almost got jumped.

[Brandon]

He told you that in content? Yeah.

[Titus]

No.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, no.

[Brandon]

It wasn't that crazy by men or what? We were leaving the bar. He said he wanted to go home. And so I. I walked him home. And then there were like, teenagers following us. And Mincy was wearing his pink suit jacket, and so I kept calling him.

[Big Cat]

Gay. Yeah.

[Brandon]

And then one of them kind of like went to the side of. Of Mincy, and I was just like, you know, hotel's a block away. Just eyes forward, British soldier. It. But they thought Mincy was eyeing them because his eye. And so it got a little contentious, but we just kept it moving. Once we got right to the front steps, just shoved him in there, like, let's go. What's up, Devin?

[Titus]

So, Devin. Oh, by the way, I should have mentioned. So people saw last night. Tate is on his way back. J. Will is going back home for the college softball World Series. Obviously, people were upset. I understand. It was incredible content. I don't think that Tate had nothing to do with it. I think J. Will was made the decision to let the moment be about his daughter and not him, where it's like, you know, he's getting followed around. So, yeah, it sucks that he won't be there, but going to be watching.

[T.J.]

T was torn up. Did you see a video?

[Titus]

Yeah. I mean, T. Tate did a great job. Tate. Tate did his job. And I. I don't think it's like one of those situations where it's like, anyone told J. Will he should go home or. I don't know. I don't know what transpired. All I know is Tate did nothing wrong. And J. Will, like, it's his choice. Like, he doesn't. He doesn't owe us.

[T.J.]

Yeah. Tate posted a video of him leaving.

[Titus]

I've been watching every game I'm gonna watch tonight. It's beautiful. He also, like. Like, what he's wearing is so funny. It's like, spend one week with J.

[Danny]

Will.

[Titus]

Jay Will.

[Danny]

Man,

[Titus]

Devin.

[Danny]

I couldn't find Devin. He wasn't up there.

[Brandon]

Brandon's right. Look at this.

[Titus]

Oh, that's Titus.

[Nick]

Oh, I get what you mean.

[T.J.]

So much is. And so much is so obviously not.

[Big Cat]

Yes, it is.

[T.J.]

Who?

[Chef Donnie]

That's case race. Titus. That's Titus during the case race.

[Titus]

If that was. If that was any other city, I'd be like, no chance.

[Nick]

Right.

[Titus]

Columbus. That's you.

[T.J.]

But that. But. But it's. It can't be me.

[Titus]

But it is.

[Brandon]

But why it had to have been inspired by you.

[T.J.]

You absolutely me up. Cuz I'm like, it's. I'm not there. There's no way it's me. And yet who is it?

[Nick]

That's a.

[Chef Donnie]

That is your essence.

[Nick]

That is.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I don't know.

[T.J.]

And then Nick just drops this on me, and then. I haven't seen you in however long.

[Nick]

Yeah, this is a, like, Native American. I think that's 100.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What is that?

[Titus]

Oh, but do you have your tongue out?

[Chef Donnie]

That is your one big tooth.

[Danny]

Yes.

[T.J.]

That's.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

From the case.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

That's a man screaming. Hell's bells. For sure.

[Nick]

It was Someone who needed to paint a native man, but couldn't find any online painted you.

[T.J.]

And I think that might be it. I think they were just going with, like, generic guide.

[Big Cat]

I wonder who else is on that wall.

[T.J.]

Like, Maya Angelou.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right.

[T.J.]

Like, all the.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

I don't know what to.

[Nick]

We don't know the address.

[T.J.]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Establishment.

[T.J.]

No.

[Big Cat]

Maybe Chat does. Yeah, I want to get to the bottom of that.

[T.J.]

Need to also want to get to the bottom of the.

[Titus]

You, Devin.

[Devin]

Okay.

[Titus]

All right, couple questions for you. One, how would you think that our exchange went yesterday with. When you invited me to a Kent State game?

[Devin]

I think was good. I didn't want to be bothering you, so I tried to get your attention once. I don't think you heard me the first time, and then the second time, you heard me. And I was talking with my Kent State guys about it. I have a few friends over on Twitter, and they were like, we got to get Big Cat back to a matching game.

[Nick]

That's what.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Devin]

And that's why I first fell in love with you, man. Like, love that. Like, action. I've. My dad went to Kent, so I followed in the footsteps. So did my mom, actually.

[Titus]

Wait, you.

[Devin]

No, I did go to Kent. Be a senior in the fall. At Kent.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

You know, KB went to.

[Nick]

When you were cat.

[Devin]

KB Zoopy Meeks. Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah, them too.

[T.J.]

But kb?

[Nick]

Yeah, I know you're camp boys. When they found out you were interning a bar stool, they were like. Were they, like.

[Devin]

Like they were stoked? Yeah, they were stoked.

[Nick]

Yeah. You got to meet everyone.

[Devin]

Yeah, of course.

[Nick]

But kb, they said that?

[Devin]

No, no, no. But. No, sorry.

[Danny]

Of course not.

[Big Cat]

Do your boys not know Kent?

[Devin]

For what?

[Titus]

Going to a game?

[Devin]

Oh, we.

[Nick]

We love to have you.

[Titus]

Yeah. It just caught me by surprise. I was, like, walking out after a long day, and you're like, hey, you want to go to a Kent State game? I was like, it's not even football season. But, yeah, I do.

[Devin]

But you know what could be good? We play at Ohio State. Big noon kickoff.

[Nick]

Oh, why are we doing this again?

[T.J.]

What?

[Nick]

Every week we play three straight, like, top 10 teams.

[Devin]

Oh, I know.

[Titus]

It's dangerous.

[Devin]

It's the Gauntlet.

[Nick]

It's, like, medically dangerous.

[Devin]

It's Ohio State, South Carolina, and then usf.

[Titus]

Who's the coach of Ken State now?

[Devin]

Mark Carney. He took over from the past guy. He went 1 in 23 in two seasons. But Mark Carney took over last season. Went 5 and 7. We got the Wagon Wheel Back. He completely turned the program around. And we got Josh Cribs now. Special teams analyst.

[Titus]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Sean Lewis is my guy. I went to his college.

[Devin]

Oh, great guy. Great guy.

[Titus]

Yep. So I was. I was rooting for Kent there when he was there. You all start rooting for Kent.

[Nick]

I was like, turnout.

[Devin]

Oh, I love Kent.

[T.J.]

You like Kent State? Athletic. Like all the sports and stuff?

[Devin]

Oh, yeah, I shoot for them all. I do photography, videography.

[T.J.]

Oh, nice. Oh, you know, KB was a wrestler.

[Titus]

He was a wrestler there.

[Devin]

Yep. What year were you there?

[Nick]

The tens.

[Devin]

Okay, so who was the. Who was the national champ? Wasn't there someone.

[Titus]

Hold on, Devin, I don't think you heard. I was. I was rooting for Kent State when Sean Lewis was there.

[Devin]

Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Devin]

That's awesome.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[T.J.]

KB was. He was like John Lewis.

[Devin]

Really good guy.

[Danny]

Yeah, Sorry.

[Nick]

Yeah. Dustin Kilgore.

[T.J.]

Yes. Crazy.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Nick]

I don't think we appreciated it enough.

[Brandon]

No, we did.

[Devin]

It's not appreciated.

[Brandon]

It doesn't get mentioned.

[Nick]

When I was there and I was teammates with them, I was like, holy.

[T.J.]

Of course you're on the team.

[Nick]

I was like, holy.

[T.J.]

Yeah, right.

[Titus]

You were not.

[T.J.]

You were. Yeah, you were.

[Danny]

And you've known Sean Lewis for.

[Titus]

Yeah, I know Sean.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And he played fast. They played fast.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Titus]

That was so much fun.

[Devin]

I think. Wasn't that the. The hashtag flashback?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Flash fast. They guys made a bowl game. He was.

[Big Cat]

And smoothie bowl.

[Devin]

We beat Jordan love.

[Titus]

That's right.

[Devin]

5141.

[T.J.]

That's right.

[Nick]

So, yeah, me, Ian Miller, and then Chris Ernest won the title.

[Devin]

Chris.

[T.J.]

Chris. Yep. Oh, okay.

[Nick]

What is the name of the arena?

[Devin]

Like our.

[Titus]

Like. Yeah, it's the Mac Center.

[Nick]

Center.

[Devin]

It's Memorial Athletic Convocation Center.

[Nick]

I never put this together. It's the Mac and the Mac. The Mac Arena.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Titus]

Like.

[Big Cat]

Oh, like the dance. Dance.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Devin]

Okay.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Devin]

That's good.

[Nick]

Yeah. Do you like to get, like, drunk as the.

[Devin]

I wouldn't say maybe to celebrate a big win, but, you know, like, after we beat Akron. That was fire.

[Nick]

Like a Hulk. You know what I'm talking about?

[T.J.]

I love a Hulk.

[Titus]

How many years did you. Were you at Kent State?

[Nick]

Six, Seven.

[Titus]

You were at Kent State for seven years?

[Nick]

Six and a half.

[Devin]

Just extra years.

[Nick]

What are you, Masters and.

[Devin]

Okay, okay, good, good.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Because I rooted for Kent. I rooted for Sean Lewis for six years.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nick]

A couple Masters.

[Devin]

What changed? He just laughed after he. Okay.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Devin]

So.

[Titus]

That was sick.

[Devin]

What do you know about Ray's place

[T.J.]

KB There you go.

[Devin]

With their long islands.

[Nick]

The long islands.

[Devin]

495.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Devin]

It's not a bad price.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Zephyr. Underrated. Is there still. What is the. There's like a 145 or 157 and

[Devin]

then the big ones.

[Nick]

That's the bar Fly. That's weird. The place is weird.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Why do you hate Danny?

[Devin]

This got twisted. I think it really got twisted. I was actually gonna come up to you yesterday and say this. I don't hate Danny. And I wanted to. I wanted to settle that. I know.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No, it's okay.

[Brandon]

We hate me.

[Big Cat]

How to get twisted.

[Devin]

What'd you say?

[Titus]

We hate Danny. So you can.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah. Hating Danny's fine.

[Devin]

I don't think I hate Danny. It's my. It's my first. It's my second week here now. Are we talking about the interviews yesterday, Miley?

[Titus]

Sure.

[Devin]

Am I good? Okay.

[T.J.]

Yeah. I mean, that's. Yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[T.J.]

Me and Donnie interviewed you.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Perspective. We were looking at the sheet you had mentioned that you love Big Cat. Like, he wrote like a paragraph about

[Titus]

how much you love that on the Sean Lewis connection.

[T.J.]

And I was like, I'm not going to read all that. But, you know, I thought I would see how he could handle some pressure, you know? So I just threw a thing at him and I was like, you say you love Big Cat. Who do you hate at barstool. I just want to see him sweat a little bit.

[Brandon]

I'm down to have a rivalry, Devin.

[T.J.]

I want to see him, like, try to weasel his way out of the question. And like, how he's going to take snap of a finger. He's like Danny Conrad.

[Danny]

That's all right.

[Titus]

So that. That doesn't sound like we missed content.

[Danny]

That's not good.

[Devin]

No, but I mean, can I get the reasoning in there? Yes, I think a lot of reasoning was missed. I mean, yeah, I mean, sorry.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's mean to Mincy.

[Danny]

That's.

[Devin]

That was the only thing.

[Brandon]

So you might hate a lot of people here then.

[Devin]

Well, that's. That's what that was. The thing is, I heard everyone. I mean, Chat was. Chat's always going crazy about Mincy. I can't lie when I'm watching the yak. It's like Chat's just on fire about it.

[Titus]

Yeah, well, he's. Yeah, he's the worst.

[Brandon]

No, no, he's a good guy.

[Danny]

Oh, he's nuclear.

[Titus]

He. But on fire.

[Devin]

But what I was just saying was they asked me, who do I hate at Barstow? Who shouldn't have a job. And I was like, okay,

[Brandon]

yeah, that's a little different.

[Titus]

That is good content.

[Big Cat]

And then I should have died in high school.

[Titus]

And I said, devin, you know what? After this, let's. Let's have a meeting, me and you. Let's go through the whole roster.

[Devin]

Let's do it.

[Titus]

Who shouldn't have a job.

[Danny]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Would you be down to trim the fat around here?

[T.J.]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

How many. Let's give that. Devin, your first task is to fire 20%.

[T.J.]

Yeah, like he's been thinking about this. I was told I was. This is the first time I've interviewed the interns, and I was told my role in the thing was, like, you did great. I was supposed to make. Thank you. That means a lot.

[Titus]

Wait, wait.

[Big Cat]

All right, Titus, you're safe.

[Devin]

I think so. For the time being.

[Big Cat]

For the time being.

[T.J.]

I thought. I thought I was supposed to make you feel uncomfortable a little bit. And I was like, that feels like an uncomfortable question. You're here for two days, and you got a guy asking, like, who do you want to fire? And you were not. That was the most comfortable you've ever been answered anything.

[Brandon]

Listen, Devin, the. The minty rivalry between me and him kind of got ruined. He came up to me. He's like, I like this new dynamic. So I'm like, now I'm out, so I'd rather have a rivalry with you.

[Devin]

I'm down.

[Brandon]

Feel better. All right.

[Devin]

I'm down. I think they're. I. I think it's good for the office, you know, a little intern personality.

[Brandon]

But not having a job, that's. That's different.

[Devin]

Yeah, that would be a little.

[Nick]

What was your reasoning for hating Danny?

[Devin]

The only thing I said. I said because I kind of curved the question a little bit. I didn't really want to hate anyone, so I kind of just said, I just don't understand why Danny's being so mean to Mincy. But then again, I know everyone is.

[Danny]

But.

[Devin]

But I just kind of.

[Brandon]

No, I was over the top. We talked about it.

[Titus]

But actually, I like to clarify, we're

[Danny]

not mean to m. No, we're. If.

[Titus]

Relatively speaking, yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

Allowing to exist in this space is the nicest thing.

[Nick]

Sydney Sweeney has. Never mind. Big tits.

[T.J.]

I don't.

[Titus]

Yeah, big tits.

[Devin]

I don't think that was going to be.

[Brandon]

Oh, Devin didn't like that one.

[Devin]

Danny. I will say, though, actually, I lost my train of thought. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Devin, how many people would you say off top of your head, shouldn't be working here? In barstool Chicago, you're in the tens. You're in the 20s.

[Titus]

Haven't we done this before with an Internet? I think less in a lot of trouble.

[Devin]

I. I think I literally. I can't. Like I was gonna say I can't name anyone, but I know I named Danny. So now it's like, what am I gonna.

[Danny]

I think every time.

[Big Cat]

You can't fire him alone.

[T.J.]

But.

[Devin]

No, but I don't even want to fire him.

[Brandon]

What do I gotta do?

[Devin]

Now we have a job, so we got. We gotta keep the job because now

[Danny]

we have a rivalry.

[Titus]

I'm having intense. Deja. Okay, we not do this. Stephen.

[Stephen]

I think we did this, but I don't think they're an intern.

[Titus]

But someone. Someone knew someone up and then. Yeah, one T. No, it was not Ella.

[Brandon]

No, it was.

[Titus]

God damn it. This is going to drive me nuts. But keep going. Tell. Tell us who.

[Devin]

No, I mean, I don't really know. I. I have a. Sorry. I've had a really good experience here so far. Everyone's been super cool, super nice, and I'm excited. Did you just spend the summer here working with everyone? I mean, that's kind of my role here. I'm doing the Best of Yak and I'm doing Viva TV stuff. But I also told everyone.

[Titus]

What about this guy? Can we keep this guy?

[Devin]

I think we should. You know, everyone, I will say I was following the whole weekend in Cleveland, and I liked your going out shirt with, like, the. The black shirt that everyone's like, we asked you to, like, dress up in something nice.

[Brandon]

Hauling out shirt.

[Devin]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was it. So he did. He looked nice.

[Brandon]

Well, it was a little misconstrued.

[Devin]

That's fair.

[Brandon]

He had texted our group chat multiple times warning us to dress nice. And then he came.

[Titus]

He's the dog.

[T.J.]

Well, smokes.

[Devin]

I like smokes.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Devin]

I saw him playing hard in the basketball practice yesterday. Except he had to hop on the treadmill. Yeah, but that's good. I mean, he got on the treadmill, got back to practice. A few of the other guys.

[Brandon]

Well, are we asking who you like or who should be fired?

[Devin]

I don't know what the main question is right now.

[Danny]

Devin, who here has been surprisingly nice.

[Devin]

Okay, so I'll say what. I'll say my part in a second. But everyone said, like, oh, that's so surprising that Brandon brought his donuts. And I was like, why? Oh, I was very surprised that you're

[Titus]

trying to pay him off this year.

[Big Cat]

I've noticed you've Been dropping their first names as well.

[Titus]

I asked them to all wear name tags. Yeah, they stopped.

[Danny]

I know all their names. I know where they're from. I know Devin's from Kent State, and I bought Devin donuts this morning.

[Devin]

I actually have the receipt on my wall now. It's decoration. Just remember.

[Danny]

Well, you're welcome.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Danny]

I look forward to many days of working with you.

[Devin]

I meet Me as well.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

I'm trying. I'm trying.

[Titus]

You guys been decorating that room?

[Devin]

We're trying. I'm currently on Marketplace, actually trying to get some. Some cheap stuff, some stool stuff for the office. I got a flag coming in. Probably like Friday. Have to go pick it up.

[Danny]

What kind of flag?

[Devin]

It's a barstool Chicago flag.

[Big Cat]

You didn't want to buy it in the store?

[Nick]

Facebook.

[Danny]

We can just get you a barstool Chicago flag. All right. Probably right.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Devin]

We're trying to think of stuff. So we're actually asking around, like, if anyone has extra stuff, we'd love to put it up. I know there's a ton of stuff around here.

[Chef Donnie]

We know a guy with a ton of just random crap.

[T.J.]

Yeah, we could.

[Titus]

Devin, would you be interested in being a double agent for us?

[Devin]

I don't know exactly what that means, but I'm down.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Why don't we get them set up with the zoom? Why don't you go back to the intern room and be like, the yak is talking a lot of about us. We'd like to see the reaction, the

[Danny]

temperature in the room.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You want me to.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Devin]

So see, so just run up. Join via Zoom.

[Titus]

Just hold your phone.

[Devin]

Okay.

[Titus]

This is probably a bad idea.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe we've done it before. Who cares?

[Danny]

It's just by cam.

[Chef Donnie]

The interns have their own room.

[Danny]

They have their own room.

[Titus]

I would like to see their figure

[T.J.]

out, you know, go.

[Titus]

Just give us a view. Give us a.

[Danny]

See what they're doing. Okay.

[Titus]

Hit the Zoom and just give us a tour of the room. Okay. Don't have to. Don't have to be.

[Danny]

But don't tell.

[Nick]

Don't tell people you're holding your phone.

[Devin]

Got it, Got it.

[Brandon]

Got.

[Big Cat]

Send Devin in here so I can get his.

[Titus]

Devin, go. Okay.

[Devin]

All right, I'll be back.

[Titus]

Yeah. Thank you, Devin.

[Devin]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Somebody else is on the zoom, by the way.

[Titus]

Oh, okay. Who's on zoom?

[Danny]

Oh, Rico.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Bosco.

[T.J.]

What up?

[Titus]

What's up, man? I was just wondering what's going on with man of Honor.

[Big Cat]

There hasn't been a text since April.

[T.J.]

Third.

[Titus]

Okay, so you're not ignoring it. There hasn't been a text since April 3rd. Okay, cool.

[Danny]

So he's lying.

[Big Cat]

Starts in September.

[Titus]

Okay. All right. So you're all right? So you're. You're good?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

All right. Anything else?

[Big Cat]

Has everybody sent a text in that group? No. Okay.

[Titus]

Okay. So. So you're good?

[Danny]

Yeah. We can't read what he says.

[Titus]

Sounds good. So we're good.

[T.J.]

Hey, Rico.

[Big Cat]

What's up, man?

[T.J.]

How you doing?

[Big Cat]

Yo, Mark. Hold on a second.

[Titus]

No, we're good, Rico.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

I was asking.

[T.J.]

Wait.

[Nick]

No, no.

[Big Cat]

Okay, okay. God forbid.

[Danny]

God forbid.

[T.J.]

I forgot to say hello, Rico. That's all.

[Titus]

What? God forbid what? Got something from Mark. Oh, okay.

[Danny]

Jesus. What is it?

[Titus]

I'm doing a new bit with Rico where anytime something pops up, I want. I have him on the yak, and I try to keep it under 30 seconds.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's a reset.

[Danny]

It's muted.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Australia started last night. Regionals.

[T.J.]

Oh, really? Yep. That's crazy. That's too early. That's too early.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Literally. It's that time of year.

[Titus]

You're good with Nadu.

[Big Cat]

Not good, but not communicating.

[Titus]

Okay.

[T.J.]

Yeah, go. Next. Who are the. Who are the. Were the Facebook posts popping off about any teams or. You got any. You got any read on anybody this year?

[Nick]

No.

[Big Cat]

I'll text you on the side.

[T.J.]

Okay. Yeah, we'll talk.

[Titus]

All right.

[Danny]

It's too early, right? The Americans aren't.

[T.J.]

I know. That's why. That's why he brought it up. It's very early.

[Titus]

Yeah. I'm trying to keep them to 30 seconds or less.

[Big Cat]

We just.

[Titus]

He keeps getting a dude to do so just have him on. And then he just says, yeah, it's not a big deal.

[Danny]

And it's like, all right.

[Titus]

It's not a big deal.

[Danny]

Okay, cool.

[Big Cat]

When he stabs your chest, you can't be.

[Titus]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Titus]

It won't be the chest. It'll be the back.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Rico and I are the horseshoe theory with little league baseball. Like, we both.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Devin]

But no, they are.

[Titus]

We're upset. Wait, no. He's doing the thing we told him not to do. Wait, Devin, show the room. Oh.

[T.J.]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, Sorry, y'.

[Titus]

All.

[Danny]

What's that flag?

[Big Cat]

What's the flag back there?

[Devin]

So we got the Argentina flag and then the creation flag, and then we have Anna's lyrics. Poems. They're written to Mincy, apparently. That's the rumor on the street.

[Danny]

What?

[Brandon]

Poems to interns that love Mincy.

[Danny]

I still see your shadows in my room.

[Chef Donnie]

What?

[Titus]

I wrote that.

[Danny]

I Still see your shadows in my room can't take back the love that I gave you it's to the point where I love and I hate you That's Juice.

[Brandon]

That's Juice World something.

[Nick]

This is my new one.

[Titus]

I wrote this today.

[Danny]

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that chick. Oh, God.

[Titus]

This is. This is.

[Danny]

Even when I'm crying crazy lyrics as well. Yeah, I got boy problems. That's. I can't see that word.

[Brandon]

Sound it out.

[Danny]

Human in me. Human in me.

[Big Cat]

That's the formerly huge Lizzo.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Why are the lights off, man?

[Devin]

They're always off.

[Danny]

Why is it. Why is it taped up there with a name tag?

[T.J.]

Okay, that's a good question.

[Titus]

They wouldn't give us tape.

[Danny]

Good idea.

[T.J.]

You could have.

[Titus]

Because we could have taped Alex to the wall.

[Danny]

Oh, you taped Alex to the wall.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we know about Alex.

[Danny]

Alex is from Texas. Hold on, I just talked to him. Alex was from Texas.

[Big Cat]

No, Alex is from Jersey. I knew.

[Danny]

Got it. He's from Jersey.

[Titus]

You got it.

[Danny]

He's in Essex county and he's going to Texas.

[Titus]

You got it. You got it. All right. All right. Thanks, Devin.

[Danny]

Show me somebody else.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Okay.

[Devin]

This is Lexi.

[Titus]

I was going to say what's up, Lexi? Hi.

[Danny]

Lexi goes to Alabama.

[Titus]

Yep. Now I graduated.

[T.J.]

Guys, are you on Zoom?

[Devin]

And then this is. This is our goat, Simon.

[Titus]

What's up, Simon?

[Big Cat]

Is that Jack?

[Titus]

That's Jack G. Jack. You're not into it.

[Big Cat]

Dude, what are you doing in there?

[Brandon]

Jack G. And then you. There we go.

[Danny]

All right.

[Titus]

Here's Rossman.

[Big Cat]

Hey, guys.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay this morning. Lovely guy.

[Titus]

Yep.

[Nick]

Nice.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Devin]

So if you guys have any decorations here, let us know. We'd love to decorate the space.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Titus]

Thanks, Devin.

[T.J.]

Oh.

[Devin]

Oh, here we go. Here are the donuts Brandon brought.

[Danny]

Yeah. Good.

[Titus]

Oh, nice.

[Danny]

Oh, Notice you didn't eat them to warm up. Yeah.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

They were fire.

[Danny]

Yeah. All right.

[Titus]

Thanks, Devin.

[Devin]

Thanks, guys.

[Titus]

I think we should wait till the intern video comes out and then we'll have them on. Cuz I feel like there'll be some follow ups there that will be very important.

[Nick]

Agreed.

[Big Cat]

I have the Titus mural location. Oh, okay. You want the rest of it? Yes.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

There's Mark.

[Titus]

Mark.

[Big Cat]

Nice. Oh, my God. Is that.

[Chef Donnie]

That really is.

[T.J.]

Y'.

[Titus]

All.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

As your. Do you know those guys?

[T.J.]

It's obviously not me, but who are these people? What is.

[Big Cat]

That is you.

[Titus]

That's you, dude.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, that's very much you. Looking right in your eyes.

[T.J.]

He's got the tongue out and everything. It's.

[Chef Donnie]

Where is this at? Is there a business or a.

[Big Cat]

Can we get the somebody that works there to zoom in and just show them?

[T.J.]

Mark?

[Titus]

Thank you.

[Chef Donnie]

Seven Studios.

[T.J.]

This is Grandview Ave. Yeah, right there.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, you know where this is?

[T.J.]

Yeah, yeah. This is not far from Ohio State's campus. I used to live very close to here.

[Big Cat]

It's so weird because it's not you, but it literally cannot be anybody else.

[T.J.]

Agree.

[Titus]

That's what's confusing.

[T.J.]

That's why my mind is in a blender. It's obviously not me and yet it must not be.

[Nick]

It must be.

[T.J.]

Incredible. Seven Studios.

[Chef Donnie]

Wow.

[T.J.]

That's funny.

[Titus]

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[Danny]

want to wear it.

[Titus]

They just dropped a sweater Polo. And you will catch us rocking it this summer. It has this nice stretch fabric with a clean look and the tailwind. Sports shirt, most comfortable. Nice shirt. I put on. Date night, dinner out, whatever. You look good without feeling like you're suffocating. That's the move. Roback.comr.com Use code Yak for 20% off your first purchase. Best fit, best feel. Roback. Did you see that our guy Jordan Schmaltz sat next to a minty variant on the plane? No.

[Danny]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Titus]

It's crazy.

[Brandon]

Was he laying on him?

[Titus]

No.

[Danny]

Look at this. Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

We need this guy. Very cool. Hey, Lister. On my flight in Chicago this morning, even let me use the armrest. Total 26 seconds.

[Nick]

Another one.

[Titus]

Give me a 6% discount. Code for brick watcher. Such a good dude. Only in America, baby. Until next time.

[T.J.]

Whoa.

[Danny]

Which begs the question, when's game three?

[Titus]

We actually. I was texting them. We got to talk about it.

[Danny]

We're supposed to do it one in May, right? We said we're going to do one in May.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, May's over.

[Titus]

May's over. May came and gone.

[Big Cat]

You see Mincy's last three? No, missed it.

[Danny]

Didn't see it.

[Titus]

The Draft King sports app is now available in all 50 states.

[Big Cat]

Huge news here and now.

[Danny]

All 50 states.

[Titus]

All right. That's kind of awesome.

[T.J.]

Oh, that's really good. Sign up.

[Nick]

Really?

[Titus]

How did you learn how to do this? 200 in bonus.

[Chef Donnie]

The interns, they're gonna make them powerful

[Titus]

5 bucks opens the door. All you have to do is download the DraftKings sports app. It's sign up using promo code. She's good.

[Nick]

It's phenomenal.

[Titus]

On either DraftKings sportsbook or DraftKings predictions.

[Nick]

Just tap and sign up.

[Titus]

Use promo code. Stool hooves.

[Big Cat]

Make your first five dollar move, then watch the bonus bloom.

[Titus]

Once you do, you'll get $200.

[Nick]

Is this all the same video?

[Titus]

That's new DraftKings customers. Holy.

[Big Cat]

$5 to get 200 in bonus rewards.

[Danny]

I just see an upside down.

[Titus]

So download the DraftKings sports app today

[Big Cat]

and use promo code. Wait a minute. Dj, crop it.

[Danny]

Hold him a day.

[Big Cat]

Way to go, Mincy.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Every time we did the Statue of Liberty bit. Now you can think about Min. It's good. Danny, that guy doesn't like you.

[Danny]

I don't think he hates.

[Nick]

I was waiting for him to, like, say he was joking. He didn't.

[Danny]

But it didn't feel like pure hatred.

[Brandon]

I'll have to take him and Mincy out to dinner on me. It won't be too much.

[T.J.]

I don't think he likes kb. I see what you mean. Like, I was trying to get him to get excited about.

[Nick]

I wanted him to be a little more excited.

[T.J.]

Loves Kent State.

[Nick]

I. I was ready to.

[T.J.]

State athletics.

[Titus]

Loves that.

[Nick]

I, like, I wanted to bond with

[T.J.]

him, and he's sitting right next to a Kent State athlete. He's just like.

[Nick]

I wanted to just talk Kent State with him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but he loves Kent State and barstool. But KB Is where he draws.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, I talked to him. I think probably everybody here did it when they saw him in the Kent State shirt. I was like, oh, KB and he

[Nick]

was like, But Zoopy, that's what he said to me.

[Chef Donnie]

He's more excited.

[Nick]

You're like, Zoopy.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Zoopy's great.

[Chef Donnie]

He's great.

[Danny]

Good guy.

[Nick]

He is the man.

[Titus]

Do you want to come with me when I go to a game with Devin and the boys?

[Nick]

Hopefully, Like, I would like to see if they've improved. Like the fanfare. Because when I was there, they didn't get a crowd.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Like, the Ohio playoffs would be there, and Massill and Washington would turn out a much bigger crowd, and we would be the ones who had to clean up the next morning.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

But it was easy. It was just a few pizzas, a

[Titus]

couple cups, a couple pizzas left over.

[Nick]

The wrestling team. Yeah. Easy cleanup, but they're on the right track.

[Titus]

Stephen, what do you got for us? You got the. What's this. What's this viral question online?

[Stephen]

Yeah, I thought it was an interesting question. If you're offered the choice to take an uncontested, offhanded layup. So if you're ready, a left handed layup for a hundred thousand dollars. But if you miss, you die.

[Brandon]

You take the.

[Big Cat]

I won't be at risk of death.

[T.J.]

Y. Oh, yes.

[Nick]

Anything can happen.

[Danny]

I thought about. I didn't even see the offhand apart. I just thought I saw a layup.

[Big Cat]

I'm not doing layup.

[Titus]

Miss and die just standing under the

[Stephen]

basket and I would assume run in. But yeah, I guess you could stand under it.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. Do. You don't have to dribble. You can just. You can do it however you want.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

When I hear layup, I hear dribble in. Lay it off.

[Titus]

Go take it. Yeah, let's see if you die.

[Danny]

Well, I don't think. I think we'd have to. It'd be on us to kill him.

[Nick]

You can't replicate the pressure you'd feel.

[Stephen]

Yeah, right.

[Chef Donnie]

Somebody get a gun.

[Brandon]

Should we get a crowd going?

[Titus]

Come on, Stephen, go.

[Brandon]

Should be from the balcony.

[Big Cat]

What is something Che that you would put up there with death that you don't want to happen to you?

[Danny]

Missing an offhanded layup watching the game tonight.

[Titus]

Yeah, you don't get to watch the Cubs game next. No, no.

[Big Cat]

I know, Nicks, but you're not a 162er.

[Stephen]

Yeah, so like I get a hundred

[Danny]

thousand dollars when I make it.

[Big Cat]

What's something that's a hundred dollars equivalent?

[Titus]

Give you a hundred dollars if you make it. If you don't, you have to miss one Cubs game.

[Danny]

Guys, this is Stephen. Remember the time we sent him out to do free throws? He made like eight in a row.

[Devin]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Stephen, you want to do that deal

[Danny]

a hundred dollar layup or not watch the next Cubs game? Yep. Yeah, you would.

[Stephen]

You would probably pay that at any point this season.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Just so that you don't get to say 160. Because I know what you've been doing.

[Danny]

Oh, you're planning for the future when he's just.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's doing the 162 just so he can brag about.

[Danny]

And do you think he's just dive bombing him like the fourth inning, watching one half inning and counting as a game?

[Titus]

Yeah, he's watching partials.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Dribble from half court, Steve.

[Titus]

Yeah, half court.

[T.J.]

Dribble for half. Dribble from half court. Like. Yeah, dribble in.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Should we give him.

[Big Cat]

Real steaks.

[Titus]

He has. These are real steaks.

[Big Cat]

100 bucks.

[Brandon]

All right. Starting now.

[Titus]

All right, now you go.

[Danny]

That's how you. That's how you would do it.

[Brandon]

Yeah. The warm up camera wasn't on you.

[Danny]

Dj, he's about to do it.

[Titus]

All right, here we go.

[T.J.]

That one.

[Titus]

Oh, missed it.

[Devin]

That one.

[T.J.]

The camera actually was.

[Titus]

We did not get the camera on that one.

[T.J.]

Joke. We didn't.

[Titus]

I swear to God.

[Danny]

It's having. You're starting too far out and DJs having a hard time keeping up with you.

[Titus]

We don't have the camera.

[T.J.]

Go to that side. Go to that B.

[Titus]

We got it. We got it. We got it. That back.

[Danny]

Go that side. We got it. If you just go now. See the whole thing?

[Titus]

We got it.

[Stephen]

This side.

[Titus]

Yes, we got the whole thing.

[Danny]

Now is that camera right behind you? Right. Wait, which hand's he going to? I don't remember. No, tj, it was.

[T.J.]

He went to the. We switched.

[Nick]

All right, I'm on the basket.

[T.J.]

Tj, he switched.

[Titus]

He's on the basket now. On the other basket.

[T.J.]

On this one. He's eventually going to miss. Well, you went. You went this way.

[Titus]

Way.

[T.J.]

And he went this way.

[Big Cat]

I'm on it.

[Titus]

He's on it now.

[T.J.]

He's on it.

[Titus]

Staying on that one.

[Danny]

He's got it. Look, if you look at the camera, it's. It's perfect.

[Big Cat]

He's on the other one, Steve.

[Titus]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he.

[Danny]

He missed it.

[Titus]

He missed it. Oh, no.

[Danny]

Fifth try. Fifth try.

[Titus]

We're good.

[Danny]

So he gets to live and doesn't watch the cops.

[Titus]

In a hundred dollars. Yeah.

[T.J.]

It's good hypothetical, though.

[Danny]

No, that was a bad hypothetical.

[Titus]

Yeah, I don't think that's a good hypothetical.

[Danny]

Although I. I don't.

[Nick]

I think it would.

[Danny]

I don't think I would take it.

[Nick]

Most people wouldn't.

[Danny]

I wouldn't want to die.

[Chef Donnie]

I think if you caught me at like age 19 or something, I might.

[Titus]

Yeah, I think it's got to be more tempted to.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Make it a million.

[Titus]

If it was like $10 million, you do it.

[Big Cat]

No, really.

[Danny]

If. Death or the state. 100 million, I think.

[Titus]

I think you'd do it for 10 million. If I walked out here with $10 million cash, I was like, you just gotta make one layup or I die. Yeah.

[Danny]

Death is. Is pretty final, right?

[T.J.]

Just make the.

[Stephen]

You just live in Mississippi forever.

[T.J.]

What?

[Brandon]

That's what death is.

[Stephen]

Well, no, if he makes it.

[Danny]

Oh, oh, oh, I see. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Didn't. Would you quit the second I get enough money to quit. I'm quitting. Yes.

[Big Cat]

You act like you hate this.

[Danny]

No, I don't. I love it.

[Titus]

Yeah, you do.

[Danny]

I love doing what I do. I just don't want to be here or with you guys.

[Big Cat]

You said the very second you can quit.

[Danny]

Right? Well, I just don't want to be here with you guys, that's all. But I love doing what I do.

[Brandon]

Okay, so nothing personal.

[Danny]

I just hate you.

[Big Cat]

Go do like a solo show probably. So what happens when you have to go get food and pee is just gonna be dead air for four minutes?

[Danny]

It's fine.

[Big Cat]

I got your rhyme.

[Danny]

It's fine. I just. Again, I love doing the yak. I love doing. Mostly. I love everything about this job. I love buying the interns donuts and being a good guy. I just don't like any of you.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Titus]

Brandon got. He got his shirt unironically roasted today.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I this one.

[Danny]

But this is not trying to be a funny shirt. This is he man and the masters of the universe.

[Big Cat]

That's skeleton trying to be funny.

[Brandon]

Very serious shirt.

[Titus]

But Memes gave him a Look how this guy's fucking dressed.

[Danny]

Memes is kind of being a dick to everybody.

[Titus]

He's.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, let's go.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Hank and Memes were having a disagreement. Hank said, brandon, come here. I went over. Hank asked me a question. I answered the question. And it happened to answer. It happened to back up. Hank's part of the argument.

[Titus]

Everyone's part of the argument.

[Danny]

Hank said, what time is early evening? I said, 5pm and Hank said, see? And Memes goes, yeah, but look, he's dressed like a child. What does he know? I was like, I didn't do anything to anybody. And then he said, what time is night? And I said, 7pm and he goes, yeah, but he's too old. He's already in the fucking bed and he's just roasting me the whole fucking time. He did come back later and apologize.

[Big Cat]

I think night might be 8 to me.

[Danny]

I believe night is 7 to 10. Anything after 10 is late night.

[Titus]

This one, we've done this before, but this one was very straightforward. Memes thought 2 to 4 was early evening.

[Danny]

Right.

[Titus]

That is just as categorically.

[Danny]

That's afternoon.

[Titus]

Most afternoon you could get.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Hard to get more after early evening

[Danny]

is five to seven.

[Titus]

You have to be after five for

[Nick]

it to be evening.

[T.J.]

Yeah,

[Danny]

it's four. Four slate afternoon. Yeah.

[Titus]

Late afternoon.

[T.J.]

Yeah, four is late afternoon. That's right.

[Stephen]

What's 4:30?

[T.J.]

Oh, it's perfect.

[Titus]

What about 4:59?

[Danny]

That's late afternoon.

[Stephen]

4:59 for sure.

[Chef Donnie]

4:45 could be early evening.

[Stephen]

I think 4:45 is evening. I think 4:30.

[Danny]

4:45 is as late afternoon.

[Titus]

We can't do this again. Oh, man.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Danny]

TJ what is teacher having a stroke? You're switching cameras as fast as you can.

[Titus]

Press four instead of three.

[Danny]

Okay. It's okay. It happens. Happens to the best of us. So cream. You said, you said her birthday, which is today is when we got the ice cream machine. Yeah, we're one year ice cream machine.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Wow.

[Titus]

Have you gained tomorrow's one year ice cream?

[Danny]

Yes.

[Titus]

Oh.

[T.J.]

What's today okay with ice cream? Is today ice cream day?

[Big Cat]

Today was ice cream eve.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

What's like when were we going to eat?

[Titus]

We were going to do. We're going to do it today since

[Big Cat]

the ice cream machine and now that's been a year. Have you gained, lost or maintained weight?

[Titus]

I think I've gained no, probably same. I think I'm settled in.

[Danny]

You think you are what you are now?

[Titus]

I think I'm pretty much settled in.

[Big Cat]

Nothing can change it.

[Titus]

I don't.

[Danny]

You're throwing burgers and ice cream at it.

[Titus]

Yeah, but I've like the burgers things like you eat the burger and then you just don't eat.

[Danny]

Yeah, well, no, I don't agree with that.

[Big Cat]

But what do you mean then you don't eat?

[Titus]

Like I'll just eat a burger for lunch and I just won't eat dinner if I, if I, if I'm feeling too heavy.

[Danny]

Why? I just don't just have another burger at dinner?

[Titus]

Yeah, I mean, I've been having a lot of burgers.

[Big Cat]

You brought them back.

[Titus]

I did brought them back.

[Stephen]

Do you guys go three square meals a day?

[Danny]

I do.

[Big Cat]

No, I do lunch, dinner.

[Titus]

I missed, I go to. It's a lot.

[Danny]

I, I, I. Breakfast can be spotty.

[Titus]

You go too, Steven.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, do that big salad and then dinner.

[Stephen]

Yeah, sometimes I'll do that, but then sometimes I don't bring lunch and there's no leftovers. I will do like a healthy breakfast. Like I have a good lunch and a good dinner.

[T.J.]

You're skipping breakfast, Brandon.

[Danny]

Some days I'll have a good breakfast. Some days I won't.

[Titus]

Got rid of that lettuce. Skid burger.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I can't have that on there.

[Danny]

That bun's doing a lot.

[Chef Donnie]

That bun is.

[Titus]

It was.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Looks like a piece of chicken breast or something.

[Titus]

Steakhouse. A roast chicken Gibson. Wow.

[Danny]

Oh, that's nice.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

I'll do a late lunch sometimes and then just eat pound of guacamole around 10pm that is good.

[Titus]

It's good burger

[Nick]

proportionately. I just think like a smash burger just really nails it.

[Titus]

Yeah, you would.

[Danny]

There's still this underlying.

[Nick]

There's like a black bean burger. I'll get that. What? That's not. I don't know why. I think. I think meat is kind of overrated.

[Big Cat]

I like turkey.

[Titus]

What? See, Mark, Titus, I think this is the type of guy I have to fight again.

[Nick]

Meat is necessary.

[Titus]

This is why I'm fighting.

[T.J.]

Necessary. But it's.

[Nick]

It's a little overrated.

[Titus]

Thank you. There's a lot of KBS walking around, Mark.

[Danny]

It's been five months. Did you like that burger?

[T.J.]

What burger?

[Danny]

California.

[T.J.]

What burger?

[Danny]

At the on the Guy show.

[T.J.]

Oh, oh.

[Nick]

Oh, you did.

[Brandon]

You hated it.

[Nick]

Yeah, that was a vegan one.

[T.J.]

No.

[Danny]

Yeah, I hated it.

[T.J.]

No, I didn't. Like.

[Titus]

It's been five months.

[Danny]

We did it February. It's. I get four months.

[Titus]

Yeah, I forgot.

[T.J.]

It's been so long. I forgot what you're talking about.

[Danny]

Time.

[Big Cat]

Is that Burger talked to him recently?

[Danny]

I started to text him last night. Titus.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think we're circling where it's about time to text him again.

[T.J.]

Yeah. You got to hit him with something.

[Danny]

I was just gonna say, hey, guy, what we gotta do to get you in Chicago?

[T.J.]

We gotta get to his ranch and just have like a. I know. Like an experience none of us could ever forget.

[Danny]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

that's all you gotta do.

[T.J.]

And I think once we do that, we're in.

[Stephen]

He's a huge NBA guy. Ask him who's got in the finals.

[Nick]

Easy.

[Chef Donnie]

Ah, Che.

[Titus]

Easy in.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Is he a huge NBA guy?

[Stephen]

Massive. Yeah.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Titus]

How you feeling tonight, Steven? Good.

[Stephen]

I wouldn't be surprised. We lost tonight. Well, no, I feeling good.

[T.J.]

And then win the next four, though. You'd have to win the next four.

[Stephen]

If we go out. If we leave San Antonio, the split.

[Danny]

It's over, over, over. They can't win in the Garden.

[Stephen]

Series is done.

[Danny]

Wow. So if you win tonight, this series is finished?

[Stephen]

Yep.

[T.J.]

Wow.

[Danny]

Okay. They won game seven in Oklahoma City. Yeah, they won game one in Oklahoma City and they can't win one game in the Garden.

[Stephen]

I just think that we're gonna overpower them. I think if it gets a game six, and if it gets game six and it's a close out situation for the Knicks, I think the crowd wins the game.

[Danny]

Okay. Why are you. Why are you Grasping your hoodie string.

[Titus]

So he's nervous.

[Big Cat]

He's nervous.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Titus]

He's nervous.

[Stephen]

He knows just touching stuff.

[Big Cat]

Is there anything that could happen tonight that would absolutely demoralize you?

[Stephen]

Injury.

[Titus]

Oh, why'd you put that out in the world?

[Stephen]

That's what you just asked.

[T.J.]

What if. If Wimby got hurt, Danny, how would you react?

[Danny]

Fit through the day real quick.

[Stephen]

I mean, you want to beat the team full strength.

[T.J.]

Okay? So you would not be. You would not be thrilled.

[Big Cat]

Nobody.

[Titus]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Danny.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, I want the fire department.

[Titus]

I think he can do it.

[Chef Donnie]

Somebody out of the D.

[Danny]

But also, don't ruin it, because we don't want.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he could do it.

[Titus]

I think he can do it.

[T.J.]

He might be.

[Chef Donnie]

Jackie's gonna think you're so cool if you can fit through this D.

[Nick]

Getting stuck will be funny.

[Big Cat]

Danny, if you get stuck in that, I want to take your short.

[Nick]

Danny, Danny, you can get this.

[Brandon]

You got it?

[Chef Donnie]

Got it. I think. Can I say. I think he needs support of people helping pull him through, because it's the.

[Nick]

Danny, you're doing this.

[Brandon]

Wait, hold on.

[T.J.]

You got.

[Titus]

Put it. Also put it in the middle here, because it. It will.

[Danny]

It.

[Titus]

It will slide less the deep. Put it on the rug.

[Danny]

Off.

[Titus]

And he's just put it on the rug.

[Big Cat]

Chef Donnie of Crisco, or I guess Connor Griffin, maybe.

[Titus]

I think you could do this.

[Brandon]

How much?

[Big Cat]

Two pieces. It's a base in it.

[Danny]

Oh, okay. All right. Get the base, Danny.

[Chef Donnie]

Now, the bottom of that D looks a little sharp inside.

[Danny]

Oh, you're right. There is a point.

[Chef Donnie]

There is a little sharp little piece in there.

[Big Cat]

All right, Danny, this is a really good DraftKings promo, too.

[Titus]

Crown is yours.

[Danny]

Okay, There we go.

[Titus]

There's a D. All right, Danny.

[Chef Donnie]

See, I think he needs, like, somebody to help hold him up on the other side because the D is so sharp on the bottom.

[Big Cat]

You were way closer last time, Danny. Pop back out. I think you need to put your arms through first.

[Chef Donnie]

But somebody's gotta hold him up because

[Danny]

the bottom of the arms first. Hold him up. We can't hold him up. That's.

[Titus]

That's.

[Chef Donnie]

No, no.

[T.J.]

From the.

[Chef Donnie]

From this side.

[Brandon]

If I.

[Titus]

Once I put the second arm through,

[Brandon]

there's no coming back.

[Big Cat]

Yes, exactly.

[Nick]

Get the second arm through.

[Chef Donnie]

Do not make. Go fire this man out of a.

[Big Cat]

No, Danny, come back out and put both arms through like you're diving.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah. Go arms first.

[Brandon]

I can get this arm through right now, but it's.

[Titus]

Get it Through.

[Danny]

Get it through.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm claustrophobic.

[Danny]

Oh, God. So you can't get the.

[Big Cat]

You can't get the arm through.

[Danny]

Dan, you gotta go arms first.

[Titus]

If you're doing it. Go two arms first.

[Brandon]

I'm gonna get stuck.

[Big Cat]

No, you're not.

[Titus]

You're good.

[Danny]

You're good.

[Nick]

We have saws there.

[Danny]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

You're perfect.

[Chef Donnie]

I bet Danny Lance could do it.

[Danny]

Yeah, you're right.

[T.J.]

You got it, Danny.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

I don't think you can do it.

[Titus]

I think you got this. I really do think you caught this.

[T.J.]

I think I'm stuck.

[Nick]

Danny, you got.

[T.J.]

He's hitting it at the wrong angle. You got to lift the legs towards.

[Danny]

I'm stuck.

[T.J.]

Oh, yeah.

[Stephen]

No.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Support. Support his trunk.

[Danny]

Support his trunk inside my chest.

[Stephen]

Well, why is your finger in you?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Dan, get your finger out of there.

[Titus]

Get your finger out of there. Get your finger out of there.

[T.J.]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

We can squeeze him through.

[Brandon]

I don't think I'm going to make it.

[Chef Donnie]

I think for a real thing, we're

[Devin]

going to have to call the fire department.

[Danny]

He's got room on top.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he does have room. Top.

[Nick]

Sure.

[T.J.]

They're.

[Danny]

No, this is going to hurt.

[Titus]

No, don't hurt him.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

No way. No way. Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

No way.

[Titus]

Oh, yes. So sick.

[Nick]

Oh, man.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Aren't you glad you did that?

[Nick]

And that was pretty easy.

[Titus]

Was so awesome, Dude.

[Danny]

Man.

[Titus]

Holy. I can't believe that.

[Brandon]

I got really scared.

[Danny]

Stuck.

[Titus]

I wanted you to get stuck and I wanted to do the rest of the show with you stuck in the middle.

[Danny]

I wanted.

[Big Cat]

If you got stuck, I was going to rip.

[T.J.]

I wanted him stuck so bad.

[Titus]

I wanted it so bad. I wanted you to just be sitting there stuck while we just.

[Nick]

I really wanted him stuck in there.

[Big Cat]

Fair or foul. If he's stuck in there, we rip his pants off,

[T.J.]

leave him there, and

[Titus]

we'd put our balls on his ash butter.

[Big Cat]

That's D hole, Dan.

[Brandon]

Expect nothing less.

[T.J.]

That was incredible, Danny.

[Big Cat]

Truly, what a feat, Danny.

[Nick]

We loved that.

[Danny]

Anybody notice in chase struggling mightily right now?

[Titus]

Yeah, we're not album.

[Big Cat]

You get to take that home.

[Nick]

Yeah. Do it some more.

[Big Cat]

Get.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Practice. Couldn't have done that without you guys.

[Nick]

I kind of want to do, like, time trial so you can get fast.

[Big Cat]

Should that be one part of the gauntlet now? The new prank trivia. Then you have to fit through the D hole.

[Titus]

Oh, that was awesome.

[Brandon]

Anyone who does in the future, you just gotta accept the fact that you're not gonna Be able to breathe for, like, 20 seconds.

[Titus]

It's fine.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I'm really glad I did that. Thanks.

[Big Cat]

What else?

[T.J.]

I don't want to do that.

[Big Cat]

What else could. Danny, Steven, can you.

[Titus]

Can you get through that? They.

[Brandon]

They say if you get your head, then you can get the rest of your body through.

[Big Cat]

I thought that was for cats.

[T.J.]

You were. You were confident you couldn't make it through. Like, you got a little bit through, and you're like, there's no way.

[Danny]

And that's not straight.

[Brandon]

I heard, like, my sternum cracks.

[Danny]

It's not straight.

[Big Cat]

Look how small that is.

[Nick]

I want to do more challenges like this.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

We get Cody in here.

[Big Cat]

Cody could fit through.

[Nick]

Put him on one side of the court. He has to get through before the other person crossing the court comes and molests him.

[Stephen]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Who's gonna molest? Do we spin the wheel?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think we have to get someone slightly bigger than me. Just see how.

[Nick]

Oh, you want to test the limits?

[Danny]

Barely got through there. Right, well, see one slightly bigger than you.

[T.J.]

Go find someone slightly bigger than you.

[Titus]

Slight.

[Danny]

Just slightly.

[Brandon]

Let me just go grab Devin real quick.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Who's the biggest we could fit through?

[Danny]

You think Smokes can get through it? Yeah, Smokes is slightly bigger.

[Chef Donnie]

He's got muscle, though, right? Not in a mean way to Danny. Just.

[Danny]

That was. How could it not be?

[Titus]

Because I'm saying, yes, Danny, get.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm saying Nikki smokes is always in the gym.

[Danny]

I don't see Nikki smokes has muscle and you don't.

[Titus]

That's not what I mean.

[Big Cat]

Let's try Spider. Let's see how fast. Spider.

[Nick]

I want to see how fast and then the biggest we can can get through.

[Danny]

So let Spider set the pace.

[Chef Donnie]

You know, it'd be sick if Spider could, like, leap through it like an acrobat leaps through a flame.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that would be sick.

[Danny]

Ebo can get through there, no problem.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Yes.

[T.J.]

Well, Ebo, I'll stick up for Conrad. He popped the top at Camp Barstool, and he's got no.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

No, I didn't mean.

[T.J.]

That was pretty up.

[Chef Donnie]

Who. No, I didn't mean it like that.

[Big Cat]

Does Doug have a fat ass?

[Titus]

Doug has a fat ass.

[Danny]

Doug ain't going.

[Titus]

Doug, get through this.

[Devin]

No way.

[Chef Donnie]

Doug.

[Big Cat]

Doug can't get through the. Doug, is something funny on your phone?

[Devin]

Doug, you looking at a meme?

[Titus]

Doug, what's going on there?

[Big Cat]

Doug, why don't you show us what you're looking at? That's so funny.

[T.J.]

Doug.

[Chef Donnie]

I will say his arm Looks huge there, doesn't it?

[Nick]

He might be Doug.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he responds to that.

[Chef Donnie]

He's got Popeye arms.

[Big Cat]

What is he scrolling so quick?

[Chef Donnie]

Just pictures of himself. Just Doug looking at Doug. I feel like Reed could slide through there.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, Reed could.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that could be a good challenge for chef Donnie.

[T.J.]

Oh, Chef Donnie. Where's he?

[Nick]

That would piss him off.

[Big Cat]

He'd be so pissed, he wouldn't want us to help him.

[Danny]

Well, we got to see if he can beat Titus's. Time to Titus set? Already set?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What size is time? Like 21 seconds.

[Chef Donnie]

We find him out back like a bird caught in those soda rings.

[Danny]

I don't think he's over there.

[Titus]

I think Donnie might have left.

[Danny]

Where did that one come from?

[Titus]

The dude is pissed at us now for having read because he's saying it's a narrative. This. This goofy back and forth lies.

[Danny]

Okay, well, all right, Donnie, you need to beat Titus's time getting through the D. Yes, he did.

[Chef Donnie]

Swear to God.

[Big Cat]

Titus and Danny and Spider have done it. Is it real? 100 bucks.

[Titus]

We will give you help.

[T.J.]

I have the record.

[Big Cat]

Do you want help? Danny got help. Titus went solo.

[Titus]

Steven put the D back where it was.

[Danny]

It took Titus a minute and 21

[Titus]

seconds to get through the date.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

With me.

[Titus]

No, no, we'll help you.

[T.J.]

I won't touch you.

[Titus]

You can use help. People can pull you.

[T.J.]

I know, I know.

[Big Cat]

Surprisingly swimmingly.

[Brandon]

He's gonna get, by the way.

[Titus]

I don't know. I haven't announced. I haven't said it, but I'm. I'm percolating on the idea that I told Donnie this. I think Camp Barstool has to be Donnie versus Titus.

[T.J.]

Okay.

[Titus]

And Donnie then said, well, then we have to do the climbing the wall challenge.

[Big Cat]

All right. Then do three pointers. Yeah.

[T.J.]

Can we play one on one back?

[Titus]

Yeah. You guys both get to pick one challenge. That's fair.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That's what it has to.

[Titus]

Sounds like a waste of time. Captain's choice on the challenge. All right.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

I'll start.

[Nick]

Plan.

[Big Cat]

Can we do off menu challenges?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Make my own challenge.

[Danny]

Yeah, off menu.

[Titus]

I got something, by the way, for Barstool camp that I. I'm going to make him start. I don't know if we're legally allowed to do it, but I'm going to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Do you want to see what I'm. Yeah. You want to do?

[Danny]

Hold on.

[Titus]

I'll DJ one of the jetpacks.

[Brandon]

No.

[Titus]

Look at these.

[Nick]

Oh, what did you say?

[Big Cat]

A jetpack the water jetpack.

[T.J.]

I've seen that.

[Titus]

I don't know. I don't know if they'll let us, but we should probably talk to them, because this would be the coolest thing ever. I sent it to tj.

[Big Cat]

You do extreme sports stuff, Chef. Have you ever, like, spelunked where you're going in tight spaces? I'm not good with caves, but okay, I can get through. I used to do this.

[Nick]

You used to do this? No, not through Ds, not D. All

[Titus]

right, are we ready? You want help? Yeah, we'll give you help.

[Big Cat]

O's and Q's.

[Titus]

The key here is go two arms first. I'll hold the top.

[T.J.]

Tj, you got the timer ready?

[Titus]

You can get help with people pulling you through if you need help.

[Danny]

I'll grab your feet.

[Devin]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Am I the first one to do this?

[T.J.]

No.

[Chef Donnie]

No, I swear to you. No, you are not. But I think this is insane when you start going.

[Brandon]

No, when you're getting in there easily.

[Chef Donnie]

Keep your hat on.

[Big Cat]

And, chef, if you actually need us to help, you have to say, help me, help me, help me three times.

[Chef Donnie]

No, he really did it.

[Big Cat]

Danny went both arms first like he dove.

[Brandon]

It's caving your sternum in, isn't it, Chef?

[Titus]

All right, reset the clock.

[Big Cat]

Honestly, the D might be shaped better to go.

[Danny]

I.

[Big Cat]

No, Chef. I would do belly towards the curve of the D rather than the straight.

[Nick]

Yeah, good call.

[Titus]

Both arms through. Yup. Take your hat off.

[Danny]

Why are you wearing a hat?

[T.J.]

Yeah, reset, Reset. All right, reset.

[Titus]

Ready? Yeah.

[Danny]

Set. Tell me when.

[Big Cat]

Three, two, one.

[Titus]

Oh, ease.

[Big Cat]

This is easy. Easy with ease.

[T.J.]

He's got it.

[Brandon]

It's the sternum is the hardest part.

[T.J.]

He's got it.

[Brandon]

He's got it. He's got it.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Chef Donnie]

Holy. Oh, you see, the bottom corner is so sharp. All of our pregnant hackers out there coming your way.

[Nick]

We're on stock watch.

[Chef Donnie]

Childbirth.

[Big Cat]

We're on stock watch.

[Nick]

What?

[Big Cat]

You suck.

[Chef Donnie]

I have this cough.

[Nick]

Cough's losing blood fast.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. You're gonna lose your cop. Are you stuck?

[Brandon]

Donnie, Donnie, tilt yourself. Yeah, like that. Tilt yourself. Yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

No, that's going to hurt.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, my God, it so bad.

[Titus]

Someone get the base off for him. That thing is off.

[T.J.]

Only you can do this.

[Big Cat]

Weighs, like, 65 pounds.

[Titus]

I know, I feel it.

[T.J.]

You got. You got 20 seconds. Dy. You're all.

[Danny]

My kidney.

[Big Cat]

It's puncturing your kidney.

[Danny]

Not puncturing your kidney.

[Brandon]

It might be puncturing.

[Chef Donnie]

No, it's very sharp in that one spot.

[Big Cat]

Very sharp and heavy.

[Chef Donnie]

Somebody help him. Get the base off.

[Big Cat]

Are you stuck in the D?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Was this the whole joke, you guys? Oh, you're stuck, dude.

[Titus]

I have to get Hank from the hospital.

[Big Cat]

You have to pick up Hank from the hospital.

[Nick]

Wait, you have to go with me,

[Big Cat]

Johnny, get out of the D.

[Danny]

You

[Brandon]

gotta stand up straight.

[Chef Donnie]

Hank's not gonna believe you.

[Brandon]

You gotta stand up straight and raise your arms.

[Nick]

What is his obligation?

[Big Cat]

Pick up Hank from the hospital.

[Brandon]

What's wrong with Hank?

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

Guys, you gotta put it back.

[T.J.]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Back to the side, Chef.

[Big Cat]

Would it be easier if you stand up? Do you want to go over your head again?

[T.J.]

Up.

[Chef Donnie]

Stand him up.

[Brandon]

We need a saw.

[Chef Donnie]

We did a song, Chef.

[Big Cat]

What are you doing in the tea, man?

[Danny]

How did you get in that team?

[Big Cat]

Get out of there, Chef.

[Titus]

Hold on, guys. How the did you. Oh, my God. Stop. Time out. Time out. Time out.

[Danny]

Time out.

[Titus]

Time out.

[T.J.]

Time out. Stop the clock, T.J. stop the clock. Time out.

[Titus]

Stop the clock.

[T.J.]

Time out.

[Big Cat]

Suck in, Suck in.

[Nick]

Chef, this can't be the best way.

[Brandon]

Suck in.

[Big Cat]

Hold on.

[Titus]

What the hell?

[Nick]

I think it's the other one.

[Brandon]

Go the other way.

[Big Cat]

I don't want to go the other way.

[Nick]

Go back on the side.

[Titus]

Am I going to be the time or not?

[T.J.]

You're close.

[Titus]

Yeah, you're close.

[Big Cat]

Just go. Just take it off somebody else.

[Titus]

Yep, yep.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I got to go.

[Nick]

Tell me which one.

[Titus]

Going up on my ribcage.

[Brandon]

You got to suck in.

[T.J.]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

It won't go, Chef. Hold on, Chef. You're going to have to take your pants off.

[Titus]

Stay calm, stay calm. Everyone stay calm.

[Nick]

Back down.

[Titus]

Hold on. We got to get the base off. The base has to come off. The base has to come off.

[Danny]

Take the base off.

[Titus]

The base is stuck. But, but, but. Push it back in and then pull it out. It's. Don't let the weight go on my

[Danny]

hips again, cuz this. Or go back.

[Titus]

No, no. Put the base back on the ground and then. And then try to pick it up off of them.

[Big Cat]

Hold on. But he's in it.

[Titus]

Oh, dude. Guys, I'm legit.

[Big Cat]

I feel possible now.

[Titus]

No, he's saying he's gonna hospital get Hank. Don't to get this off,

[Brandon]

guys.

[Titus]

I hope insurance does these. Stuck in these.

[T.J.]

Stuck. I hope insurance does stuck in these.

[Titus]

It's my. My.

[Big Cat]

My ribs only got this way.

[Titus]

Well, I actually have to. Hey, I. I'm not kidding.

[Big Cat]

I gotta calm down.

[Titus]

Everyone calm down, please. Everyone calm down.

[Danny]

Hold on.

[Titus]

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[Chef Donnie]

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[Big Cat]

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[Nick]

Who are you?

[Titus]

You're. No.

[Danny]

No.

[Titus]

But are you gonna go. You're gonna try again, right?

[Big Cat]

You didn't do it.

[Brandon]

It never went through.

[Titus]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Danny]

I just beat you.

[Titus]

I can't.

[Nick]

Dude, that was insane.

[Big Cat]

Chef, that was really close.

[Titus]

What if we take it off? But what if we take it off the base first?

[Danny]

You've never even been through a D before.

[T.J.]

Do you think it's your clothes do?

[Titus]

Yeah, you got.

[Big Cat]

It's the gibberish.

[Titus]

That was so funny. Strong.

[Big Cat]

Thank you, Wyatt.

[Nick]

It was hilarious. I was close to panic.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah. No, because you know why? Because Donnie's the one guy that, like, can handle that.

[Big Cat]

But it wasn't budging up or down. It was.

[Titus]

There was a point where I couldn't

[Big Cat]

get it back up over my ribs, and it wasn't going over My hip. And it was heavy. I will tell you what. That thing is surprisingly heavy.

[Stephen]

Surprisingly.

[Big Cat]

Well, you don't expect it to be

[Titus]

a big piece of wood like that to be heavy. That was so good. That's funny. Are you.

[Big Cat]

Brandon.

[Titus]

I mean, look at the picture.

[Danny]

You don't expect a big piece of wood to be heavy sometimes.

[T.J.]

It's plywood.

[Titus]

Look at the picture. What picture? Between. Dude in full panic mode.

[Danny]

It was so good.

[Titus]

Oh, man, I love that. Was that the only one you got with that? Look at that.

[Big Cat]

That's pure panic.

[Titus]

Oh, guys, stop.

[Danny]

Oh, Danny legitimately went through.

[Big Cat]

Danny did.

[Titus]

Danny went through. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And he had cancer, so

[Danny]

performance enhancing.

[Titus]

True, true.

[Brandon]

I probably just had more fl. Try again, dude.

[Titus]

I think if we take the base off, you can do it.

[Big Cat]

You. All my hips. You.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you panicked at the most crucial part. You got halfway through, and then you said you panicked.

[Big Cat]

It's nothing to do with panic.

[Titus]

I think it was halfway through.

[Danny]

Why did you stand up? You had it.

[Brandon]

I ruined everything.

[Titus]

I. My hips and my ass will not fit through that.

[Big Cat]

Measure my. Measure my bust and measure that.

[Titus]

Wait, wait, Donnie. See the thing that I'm getting for. For Barstool Camp? What's that? That's a knife. Yeah, I've seen a knife before. Look at this. Yes. Yes.

[Big Cat]

What is this?

[Titus]

These are the team jet boats. It costs, like, 200 bucks. Yes.

[Big Cat]

We have to build them. You have to build them yourself.

[Titus]

Yes, but we're gonna buy. We have to.

[Big Cat]

Can we, please? Can we, please?

[Titus]

How fun would this be? Incredible.

[T.J.]

It's awesome.

[Titus]

We can write.

[Big Cat]

Can we race them?

[Titus]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

And we can take them to Lake Michigan after. On a wavy day.

[Titus]

We got to buy these, right?

[Danny]

Feel like a good idea?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Titus]

No, they're like 200, actually.

[Big Cat]

200?

[Titus]

Yes. You buy them on Teemu. No, no, don't do that. That's.

[Nick]

That's.

[Big Cat]

This is.

[Titus]

He boats.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so that's. That's.

[Titus]

How sick would this be? No, I.

[Big Cat]

Please, I'll be. I'll do whatever you. I'll do another D if I can get one.

[Titus]

All right.

[Brandon]

For the week.

[Titus]

Do the other D. Well, no, not right now.

[Big Cat]

I gotta go to hospital.

[Nick]

But other than that, the wording is.

[Titus]

Will you put this out?

[Nick]

Dentist.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's picking up Hank. Hank had to get. Hank had to get seven teeth pulled.

[Stephen]

What?

[Danny]

I just talked to Hank, like, an hour ago.

[Nick]

Too many.

[Danny]

Yeah. I think Titus grabbed your hat. Please, I. I think Titus grabbed your hat.

[Big Cat]

That's a good idea.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, is this it? Oh, no. Never mind.

[Big Cat]

Please.

[Brandon]

Is it costing Billy strings?

[Danny]

Oh, it's a custom billy strings hat. Colder, Titus. Is a custom, but colder.

[Brandon]

Hey, good.

[Danny]

Stand up. It's right there. Oh, I threw it over there.

[Titus]

Titus, how could you?

[T.J.]

How would I have gotten your head.

[Titus]

Oh, Titus.

[Big Cat]

Maybe you picked up off the ground.

[Titus]

Oh, Titus. Oh, Titus.

[Danny]

Wait, you're not going towards the dentist. That's the other way.

[Nick]

The dentist.

[Titus]

Oh, I think he actually had five filling, but I just keep telling people he's an seven.

[Nick]

Oh, seven is too many.

[Titus]

Yeah. Five fillings is a lot.

[Big Cat]

It's a lot.

[Nick]

A lot of filling.

[Titus]

They try. They said they tried to do it, like, one by one. He's like, no, just put me under. Just do them all.

[Nick]

I was going under.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's. That's why he's got to get picked up.

[Danny]

Is Chef Donnie the emergency contact for Hank?

[Titus]

I think so.

[Danny]

Beautiful.

[Nick]

If he had to show.

[Titus]

That was so good, man. Oh, I love that so much. We gotta get stuck in more things. The panic.

[T.J.]

He was. I would have. He was the perfect.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I would have had a fire department.

[Danny]

But he got to right where Danny got to. Danny powered through it laying down. I picked up his feet. We got him through. He stood up.

[Titus]

I know.

[Brandon]

Chester's the hardest part.

[Danny]

You never stand up in the date.

[Big Cat]

No, he got caught on hips.

[Brandon]

His chest is wider than his hips. I don't know what he's talking about.

[Titus]

You got stuck in the deep.

[Big Cat]

Danny, you're the only one that's done it, man.

[Brandon]

Kate, you want to try birthday gal?

[Danny]

Okay. You'll. You'll get through there. No problem.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay. Said it a lot like childbirth.

[T.J.]

That was awesome.

[Titus]

That was so awesome.

[Big Cat]

I was worried.

[Nick]

I got really worried. That'd be such.

[Titus]

I wasn't worried at all because it was things. Well, no, it just would have got us. Yeah. It would have just gotten draft king. Like, if the fire department had to come, that would have been hilarious.

[Chef Donnie]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I would have pissed myself.

[Nick]

Oh, that would be perfect. I was worried about, like, Punksford, Oregon.

[Titus]

Oh, no, no.

[Nick]

I don't know how that works.

[T.J.]

It's not the first time Donnie. He's been in a situation like that.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's.

[Chef Donnie]

No, certainly not.

[Nick]

He was the man to do it. He.

[Danny]

And we got him in that de Quick, too.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. That didn't take. He didn't ask for proof that Danny did it. He just.

[Danny]

Huh.

[T.J.]

But you can't beat my time is all you really have to say.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Way sharper than you would think.

[T.J.]

That's huge. You're the only one put a banner up.

[Big Cat]

Well, I'm a little jealous that you were, like, you conquered it first.

[Danny]

I mean, is there any. Are we done?

[Big Cat]

Spider could do it.

[Danny]

Spider can just do it, though.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

I mean, I am curious about Reed.

[Big Cat]

Reed could.

[Titus]

Oh, Reed definitely could.

[Nick]

I think Reed could do it easily, Nick.

[Chef Donnie]

I think you could. I don't think you will. I think you could slide on through there, big head.

[Brandon]

My nominee was going to be Connor Griffin.

[Danny]

I don't think he could do it.

[Big Cat]

Ebo could.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Wide.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't mean things, but he's the.

[Nick]

Ebo's thick.

[Chef Donnie]

He's like, a sturdy boy.

[T.J.]

You think Connor could do it?

[Brandon]

I think it'll be.

[Danny]

I think Connor's hair will get through there.

[Brandon]

Yeah. His head might be the toughest part.

[Titus]

Should we get read through it?

[T.J.]

I think we might try read.

[Nick]

All right.

[Brandon]

I think he gets hurt easily.

[T.J.]

I do, too, by the way, Re can hoop.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's good.

[T.J.]

Reed is good.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

He was good in high school.

[T.J.]

He's, like, legitimately.

[Titus]

Oh, he's smooth.

[T.J.]

Yeah. No, he's, like, immediately the best player.

[Titus]

That was what I said. That was what. That was partially because Rico said he was a scale, but also because the first time he played pickup, he tried to pick me up full court, and

[Danny]

I was like, what. What are you doing?

[Titus]

But yeah, that's. That's Reed. He can get through this no problem.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Without even panicking.

[Big Cat]

I don't think he can panic.

[Brandon]

Let's find out. Here he comes.

[Titus]

Yo, Reed. What up, dude?

[T.J.]

Haircut.

[Danny]

I don't know, guys.

[Titus]

Nice haircut.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. Now that I'm. Now that he's in the room, I don't.

[Titus]

Yeah, take the. Take the out of your pockets real quick.

[Big Cat]

Bigger lower half than I thought.

[Titus]

Yes, he is. Little thicker than I thought.

[Nick]

Wallet.

[Titus]

Yep. Yeah, put it on.

[Brandon]

You might want to lose the hoodie, too, Reed.

[Danny]

Yeah, Go ahead and take the hoodie off. Oh, I don't want to take my hoodie off.

[T.J.]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Don't take what's on underneath.

[Danny]

June 3rd. It's very.

[Brandon]

Is it a red shirt?

[Nick]

No.

[Titus]

Yeah. We found out last week that Reed hates the color red.

[Danny]

Yeah, you can sit first.

[Titus]

Hates the color red.

[Danny]

Just.

[Titus]

Why we'll never wear a red shirt.

[Brandon]

Oh, just for.

[Nick]

For clothing or just.

[T.J.]

Yeah, I think it's because it's close to his name.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's the past tense of you and it makes you think of death. Yeah, I just don't wear red, Dude.

[Titus]

It's Just, I, like. I don't have, like, a thing against it. I just never have worn it. That's a thing against it.

[T.J.]

I bet.

[Titus]

I have actually kind of worn red,

[Nick]

like, in the past, but, like, in the past, ever?

[Titus]

In the future? Yeah, in the past, like, two, three years. I don't think I've worn it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?

[Danny]

Can you get through that D?

[Devin]

I feel like I could, Right?

[Titus]

Yeah, definitely. All right, let's try.

[Nick]

But how?

[Danny]

Wow.

[Nick]

Quickly.

[Titus]

Is it hard?

[Danny]

The record's a minute 21. Titus set the record.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know, guys.

[Big Cat]

You don't think he can.

[Chef Donnie]

No, I think I pictured.

[Danny]

You thought he was a little string.

[Chef Donnie]

Like, not string bean, but I feel like everything I'm saying.

[Big Cat]

But I kind of want to try.

[T.J.]

That's why we said take your hoodie, Nick.

[Chef Donnie]

I think you could.

[Nick]

I want to see the hood.

[Titus]

Should we take the base off?

[Danny]

No, that was just a Donnie problem.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know.

[Danny]

Danny got through there.

[Titus]

How.

[Big Cat]

How you do it, Danny?

[Titus]

Both arms first.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like you're diving in a pool.

[Nick]

When you're ready.

[Danny]

Hoodie off.

[Chef Donnie]

Reed, you got to take that hoodie off, buddy.

[Danny]

Yeah, it would be cooler on a hood.

[Big Cat]

Or just put the hood up because you don't want to get snagged on anything.

[Nick]

Got him. I mean, the hoodie. You got to take it off, dude. Oh, what's on your shirt?

[Chef Donnie]

No. No way.

[Big Cat]

There has to be something.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I don't.

[Big Cat]

Pretty wrong on his shirt. Or he's just wearing.

[Danny]

That ain't gonna work.

[Big Cat]

Or he's just wearing the collar of a shirt.

[T.J.]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

There it is. Oh, no way.

[T.J.]

No, you got it. You just got it right there.

[Chef Donnie]

No, he's for sure gonna get stuck. And his hoodie's gonna be a problem.

[Nick]

The hoodie is a problem.

[T.J.]

It's like an inch of thickness. This.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You got to take the hood.

[T.J.]

Got to take the hoodie off. That's the only way.

[Nick]

And a man

[Stephen]

think without the hoodie.

[Titus]

Hold on. Hold on.

[Danny]

I don't think.

[Titus]

I think you got to take the hood off. All right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Take.

[Big Cat]

Danny, how the did you do this?

[Brandon]

Agility and perseverance.

[Big Cat]

Were you a naturally born baby or a C section?

[Brandon]

I think naturally born.

[Big Cat]

Probably right out.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's irrelevant.

[T.J.]

That shows.

[Big Cat]

Do you have a tight mom? Is your mom tight?

[T.J.]

You're hitting at the wrong angle, Danny.

[Nick]

You were a tight mom, bird. Reed ain't getting it.

[T.J.]

No. I don't know if he wants it, though. Reed ain't got it.

[Titus]

Reed.

[Brandon]

Here.

[Big Cat]

No, it's his chest.

[Chef Donnie]

No, he's.

[Big Cat]

It's not happening.

[Devin]

All right.

[Chef Donnie]

Do you need help getting out?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Titus]

You're not.

[Big Cat]

There's no way.

[Danny]

All right, you're good.

[Big Cat]

Don't panic, don't panic, don't panic, don't panic.

[Titus]

We got to get someone else through this. Good effort. Re. Grab someone else. You think you could get through it?

[Big Cat]

Like a girl or a guy?

[Titus]

Probably a guy.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

I don't think is.

[Big Cat]

Maybe smoke.

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

You couldn't do it.

[Titus]

Yeah. See if smoke can.

[Chef Donnie]

I think Danny Lance would be pleased.

[Big Cat]

Danny Lance.

[Titus]

Danny Lance could just dive through it.

[T.J.]

Yeah, but how did you put up a cash prize? Next person.

[Chef Donnie]

This is our sword in the stone.

[Nick]

Can you.

[Brandon]

Is it like a 10 second wait

[Devin]

of through here?

[Nick]

We really gotta set the stakes high.

[T.J.]

This D will take on all comers. Who wants it? Come and get it.

[Chef Donnie]

Great idea, Brandon.

[Danny]

Well done, Danny.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're the man.

[T.J.]

Good call, Brandon.

[Danny]

By the way, I've been staring at that D since Monday and I knew somebody had to go through it.

[Nick]

Danny, what the fuck? You're like kind of thick.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You're not like a frail guy.

[Nick]

You have like a narrow anal area.

[Brandon]

I don't know how relevant that is. Listen, there's. There's a 10 second period that you just have to power through. Hold your breath. You're gonna feel some pressure on your heart. Once you. Once you get that, once you conquer that, you're good. But easier said than done.

[T.J.]

Are you proud that you got through or.

[Brandon]

Now I am.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I'm embarrassed.

[Brandon]

Donnie and Reed camp.

[Titus]

Exactly.

[Brandon]

Just let me have this.

[Titus]

I'm impressed.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

I just love the thought of Jackie checking in to see what's happening

[Brandon]

through the D. I was working today. Good. Next subject.

[Danny]

Oh, she already knows.

[Nick]

I'm sure he got through.

[Big Cat]

She has to get tagged in everything, right?

[Brandon]

Most things, yeah. Only embarrassing things to me.

[T.J.]

Not the Wyatt text. So most texts, not the. I mean.

[Titus]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

I think all of his underwear.

[Big Cat]

All of his other bands.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's just a G string.

[Brandon]

You can't hold sentimental value to your.

[Big Cat]

It's just a band.

[T.J.]

Tail out.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Titus]

We gotta get someone.

[Big Cat]

Look at that.

[Brandon]

That's.

[Big Cat]

That's just waistband.

[Nick]

Oh, that's bad. Almost like sexy.

[Big Cat]

It's sexy, Kyle. I'm glad you said it.

[Nick]

Imagine that's a chick.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Well, what do we do?

[T.J.]

We gotta get someone through this thing.

[Danny]

Good luck. We have already done it though.

[T.J.]

That's true. But I. I just. I like the context of.

[Chef Donnie]

Of.

[T.J.]

Of how difficult it is. You know, I just.

[Big Cat]

Danny's gonna be walking around the office so cocky.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Spider can get through it in two seconds, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

Who's that? I'm gonna go to the piss. I'm gonna grab some.

[Danny]

Just grab somebody.

[Big Cat]

Danny Lance would be intriguing.

[Danny]

I think him a while.

[T.J.]

Oh, Hinkle could get throw it easily.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Like, if we went up and asked, like, what would he say?

[Titus]

Day,

[Brandon]

I think I can do this. But I am worried if getting stuck in there would even be worth the humor it provides.

[Big Cat]

I'm shocked. Chef Donnie couldn't nobody.

[Chef Donnie]

I also feel like h has like a big torso or something.

[Nick]

I'm not. Maserati could do it.

[Big Cat]

Maserati Mark.

[Chef Donnie]

Maserati Mark.

[Brandon]

I thought I heard my name.

[T.J.]

But no, he goes, yeah, we just have to tell him he could do it.

[Danny]

Not Dana

[Big Cat]

won couldn't.

[Brandon]

So you want me to go through the D? This D one right in front of us.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Oh.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Come on, Evo. You got to prove that you can.

[Brandon]

He's already.

[Big Cat]

No, I'm talking about McCarthy.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Danny]

Go for his first rodeo.

[Chef Donnie]

This is your thing.

[Devin]

Yeah.

[T.J.]

You're the draft kings guy.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

This is your thing.

[Nick]

They would love this.

[Brandon]

Jack, you could do this easily.

[Nick]

Free promo. Your belly on me.

[Titus]

Got to take that off.

[Danny]

Hey, it looks pretty good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it took.

[Titus]

Jack just literally came up to me and said he could do it.

[Nick]

Jack.

[Titus]

I'd say that. No. Both arms first. Both arms through.

[Big Cat]

First EO texted and said my thighs are too thick for the D. He's right. Both arms. Yeah, like you're diving.

[Nick]

There we go.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He's in. He's through.

[T.J.]

Yeah, this is easy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's filled up a lot of space.

[Brandon]

While I can.

[T.J.]

Easy.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, Donnie.

[T.J.]

This is the hardest part.

[Brandon]

This is the hardest part.

[Chef Donnie]

I think his legs need to be held.

[Brandon]

You have to have your. Your torso is going to get. Or your going to get cracked a little. It'll be worth it.

[Nick]

It's super humiliating. It really is. You dudes are doing this.

[Chef Donnie]

I would never do this in a million years. It's so.

[Brandon]

You got it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Danny.

[T.J.]

Jack didn't do it.

[Brandon]

You got to want it. Jack.

[Titus]

How the did you do this? Danny?

[Nick]

This is going to be a Danny.

[Titus]

Yeah. This is the Danny Sh.

[T.J.]

He. You could do this easily.

[Titus]

There's no way. Yeah, Henle.

[T.J.]

Why?

[Big Cat]

I'm a gigantic average.

[Nick]

I Cannot fit through.

[Big Cat]

That's such a good nickname.

[Nick]

I'm exactly average size, but I'm also almost £200.

[Titus]

Don't put this in my mouth.

[T.J.]

I am a gigantic average.

[Nick]

Not going to fit. What does that mean?

[T.J.]

The gigantic.

[Big Cat]

Think of, like the average.

[Titus]

Hey, go find someone that can fit. Lance isn't here. Okay, so find someone else average.

[Big Cat]

How did Jack McCarthy's.

[Danny]

He gave up.

[Titus]

He didn't want. He definitely fit.

[Big Cat]

Cody could.

[Danny]

I think somebody's got to do it.

[Nick]

I'll put up a hundred bucks.

[Titus]

All right, I'll match.

[Danny]

All right.

[Brandon]

Where was that for me?

[Big Cat]

I'll match.

[Danny]

You did it. Too easy.

[Big Cat]

But it can't be one of our. I'll match.

[T.J.]

We'll do it.

[Big Cat]

Can't be one of our twinks. Me?

[Nick]

Yeah. No twinks.

[Brandon]

You just have to be willing to cause permanent damage to yourself.

[Danny]

We have a winner.

[Big Cat]

If it's. So help me God.

[Danny]

For the twink.

[T.J.]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[Danny]

Come on.

[Brandon]

Too easy.

[Titus]

You got this.

[Danny]

You just gotta go through the D.

[Titus]

Arms first. Both arms first.

[Nick]

Go for speed too. Treat it like an obstacle. Musical chorus. 10 seconds.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why do you care?

[Titus]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

With ease.

[T.J.]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Like comfortably through the D. Easy.

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[T.J.]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[T.J.]

Assistance.

[Danny]

Oh. Oh. Oh.

[Brandon]

You have to lift yourself up.

[Titus]

No way.

[Danny]

Oh, he's good. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, his butt. His little butt.

[Nick]

Good.

[Titus]

All right, Cody. Go find someone else you can get through.

[Big Cat]

The Danny curse has been lifted. I saw his milky butt.

[T.J.]

Cody could have killed that.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

With ease. No.

[Brandon]

Help embarrass me.

[Titus]

That was crazy Cody's.

[Danny]

No. If Cody can do it, Jack should have been able to do.

[Nick]

Yeah, no, Cody is.

[Danny]

But Jack should have been able.

[Nick]

Razor thin.

[Titus]

You think I got some meat? I think Colton can get through that. No, I'm trying to think of, like, who's gonna get stuck.

[Danny]

We don't have a lot of. I want to get. I want more.

[T.J.]

I want stuck.

[Titus]

I don't. I don't really care about smokes.

[Big Cat]

Zupi could do it.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

I think if McCarthy can't get through it, then that eliminates.

[Devin]

But you did.

[Titus]

Your big spider can get through in two seconds.

[Brandon]

It's about the proportions.

[Titus]

Spider's gonna break the record.

[Nick]

What's the record?

[Danny]

Record. Whatever Cody just did.

[Chef Donnie]

This could be our Guinness Records thing.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Chef Donnie]

Most men threw the D. And Spider, you got.

[Titus]

Oh, Spider, you got this spider sub.

[Nick]

5 seconds.

[Big Cat]

Don't say I don't know.

[Nick]

Starting.

[Titus]

Take off your hat.

[Big Cat]

Both arms through like you're diving.

[Danny]

I don't Think he. That's not. Oh.

[Titus]

Oh, God. Oh, my God.

[Danny]

Oh, God.

[Nick]

6.81.

[Titus]

That was incredible.

[Chef Donnie]

Good job, Spider.

[Titus]

All right, we gotta get someone else.

[Big Cat]

I want to find the line. Danny is the biggest to do it so far.

[T.J.]

Smokes is the answer. We gotta get smokes to try and Chef Donnie.

[Chef Donnie]

I really thought.

[T.J.]

But we have to get smokes to, like, really try.

[Chef Donnie]

Like, you gotta motivate.

[T.J.]

That's how we got. Donnie was like, you gotta beat the time. And Donnie, you know.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He's.

[T.J.]

You got to get these guys to think that there's a lot online.

[Nick]

Yeah, Money, money, money.

[Danny]

Yeah, but then we have to pay them.

[Titus]

That's fine. I'll pay anyone to get stuck.

[Nick]

I think Smokes would get stuck.

[T.J.]

Smokes would get stuck.

[Titus]

I want someone to get. So give them a thousand.

[Nick]

Severely.

[Titus]

Stuff. Severely.

[Danny]

I mean, we had a Chef Donnie,

[Titus]

but I want fire department.

[Nick]

I'm like, all the departments.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[T.J.]

Like, three.

[Titus]

Ambulance. Yeah. Ice shows up.

[Brandon]

Here comes.

[Nick]

Oh, boy.

[Danny]

Yeah. Oh, actually go through the d. He's not that big.

[Titus]

I think he could.

[Chef Donnie]

I think he's. I think Chef Donnie's bigger.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think both arms threw first.

[Danny]

Either way.

[Titus]

No, it doesn't matter what you say.

[Danny]

Go through the back of the day, Cody.

[Big Cat]

15 seconds, Spider. Nine.

[T.J.]

Wow.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh. You gotta go sideways. Both arms. Both arms.

[Brandon]

How did you think that would work?

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah. Yep.

[T.J.]

Yeah. Turn your body sideways.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Your arms through first.

[Danny]

Are you not very smart?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

No way you're gonna get through it that way. You gotta go.

[Devin]

Sorry.

[Danny]

You're right.

[Brandon]

Try to go horizontal, bruh.

[Titus]

Gotta go sideways.

[Nick]

Head.

[Danny]

Fur. Are you doing?

[T.J.]

Puts Smokes.

[Brandon]

You're going head first, Smokes. Go like this.

[Titus]

Tiny holes, like, look like this.

[T.J.]

There it is.

[Titus]

There it is. Get your other arm above your head. Get your arms through. Yep.

[Danny]

There you go.

[Stephen]

There you go.

[Danny]

Squeeze that arm through. Other arm.

[Titus]

You got to get your other arm through first. How?

[Brandon]

Call 911 now.

[T.J.]

There you go. Now push the arm through. Push the arm through.

[Danny]

Oh, It's hard to watch.

[Titus]

No, get both arms through first.

[Danny]

Dude, I'm trying. Yeah, try the other is the size.

[Titus]

Yep, that's true.

[Danny]

Look at. Look at it go.

[Brandon]

One arm in, then your head, then the arm.

[Devin]

That's not.

[T.J.]

And there you go.

[Brandon]

Shoulder.

[T.J.]

There it is. There it is.

[Brandon]

Okay, do that arm, then do your head, and then do the opposite. Shoulder. Young grasshopper or not.

[T.J.]

What's going on, Smokes?

[Brandon]

I. I can't figure out the geometry.

[Nick]

Yep.

[Titus]

Let's go, Hank.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna do it.

[Titus]

Well, I saw Spider.

[Nick]

Spider and Cody made it look.

[Danny]

Yeah, the gigantic average.

[Big Cat]

Here comes big average.

[Brandon]

I wish your head was just pink when you took off your head.

[T.J.]

Oh, there it is.

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[T.J.]

There it is. Now. Now we got something. Now we got something. Now we're cooking.

[Titus]

Now we might get us stuck.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's stuck.

[Danny]

See how easy that was for him, Smokes.

[Brandon]

I know

[T.J.]

you got it. Brandon, help with the. Help with the legs, man.

[Brandon]

He's already stuck.

[Danny]

You want leg help?

[Big Cat]

He's not budging. He's not budging.

[Titus]

Oh,

[T.J.]

help with the legs. Yeah, help him smoke.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think. Pull his arms.

[T.J.]

Pull his arms.

[Danny]

Your arms.

[Titus]

I got your arms. Hold on.

[Danny]

Don't panic. Ankle.

[Nick]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

Panic is a good spot.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[T.J.]

There it is.

[Titus]

This is where.

[Big Cat]

Big ass.

[Brandon]

This is where.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

Take my belt off.

[Chef Donnie]

Somebody take his belt off.

[Nick]

No,

[Chef Donnie]

he's hurting.

[Big Cat]

No, I'll get your belt.

[Danny]

Hang.

[T.J.]

Yeah, she might have to hold him up. You might have to hold.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm looking away.

[T.J.]

Hold his torso up. Hold his torso.

[Nick]

If he goes through and he's fully

[Big Cat]

naked on the other.

[Chef Donnie]

That's what I'm afraid of.

[Brandon]

Oh, my.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Stephen]

It's.

[Danny]

This is where we lost.

[Titus]

All right, now you got to stand up.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's. Just stand up.

[Danny]

Hey, but I need you all to

[Brandon]

take all my clothes off.

[Danny]

We got to get hammered.

[T.J.]

Happy birthday, kid.

[Chef Donnie]

No, this is.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, you're good.

[Chef Donnie]

The stupidest things.

[Devin]

Yeah, press his ass down.

[Brandon]

Brandon, his ass is. Yeah, you have to squish it through.

[T.J.]

He's got it. He's got it.

[Brandon]

That's how he likes it.

[T.J.]

Yeah, there's space.

[Big Cat]

Do you want us to push your butt cheeks in? Come on.

[Brandon]

Ankle.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Oh, dude, no.

[T.J.]

Like, oh, no. Oh, no.

[Chef Donnie]

All right, all right.

[Nick]

Get out.

[Brandon]

Ankle.

[T.J.]

Get out. Hey, you gotta.

[Titus]

He might be.

[Chef Donnie]

So you need help on the other side?

[Titus]

Yeah. What if you rotate?

[Nick]

We gotta start selling these for, like, tailgates and bachelor parties.

[T.J.]

Okay. Rolls up to it.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Nick]

Got spike ball. Got beer pong. And we got that giraffe king.

[Titus]

Yes. Way to go. Ankle.

[T.J.]

Ankle. That was awesome.

[Big Cat]

Look how small that hole is.

[Titus]

Great job, viewers.

[Chef Donnie]

Smokes.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Nick]

Good work.

[T.J.]

How'd that feel?

[Titus]

That's our guy did it, though. Dude, am I the line?

[Nick]

You got to figure out the heavy. We gotta weigh them.

[Big Cat]

We.

[Brandon]

I had to literally push his ass

[T.J.]

down and force it through the big average right there.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's massively average.

[Titus]

Okay.

[T.J.]

All right, back to work.

[Nick]

Wait, you guys weigh yourself on the scale. I want to get like the record.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

For heaviest to get through.

[Big Cat]

195.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Probably only like 180. 185.

[T.J.]

Ankle. That's a wreck.

[Big Cat]

So can a 200 pound man do this? That's the quest, Titus.

[T.J.]

No.

[Titus]

Maybe

[Nick]

I had no shot.

[T.J.]

No, I'm not sure.

[Nick]

No, I have.

[T.J.]

No.

[Nick]

No. Yeah. It looked ridiculous. It looked disgusting.

[T.J.]

What's anyone doing this?

[Brandon]

You guys want to.

[Big Cat]

Connor Griffin can.

[T.J.]

Connor.

[Titus]

Yeah, Connor. Ken.

[T.J.]

Connor could.

[Titus]

Let's get Connor in here. He would be the line.

[Stephen]

I think if Hinkle is wearing like mesh shorts, I think he gets through in like 40 seconds. His pants?

[Big Cat]

No, we had to push his butt

[Stephen]

in his pants like the. They were getting caught so it could. It wouldn't get all the way through, so he was feeling more resistance than there was.

[Titus]

I love this. It's so stupid.

[Nick]

Yes, it is.

[Titus]

It's perfectly yak. What'd you do today? Fit some grown men through a D. Great promo for DraftKings.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, I want to know the exact dimensions of the D hole, too.

[Nick]

I want guys to roll up, up.

[Big Cat]

Try to conquer it.

[Nick]

200 plus pounders.

[T.J.]

Yeah. Hinkle needs to go weigh himself right now. So we have Connor. You don't think so?

[Chef Donnie]

Actually.

[T.J.]

Why not?

[Titus]

No, I think you got this. Dude, you're pretty skinny.

[Danny]

Yeah, Just pretend it's a lesbian logo.

[Titus]

Hold the top for him, Danny. Okay. Both arms through first. Both arms through. Yeah. You want to try to get both arms turn sideways.

[T.J.]

You want to attack it at an angle.

[Big Cat]

You can do bigger than I thought. His head's not fitting through. My head's not.

[Danny]

That's a noggin.

[Big Cat]

That's a skull. Why do guys.

[Titus]

Feet.

[Danny]

Feet first. What?

[Big Cat]

You want to go feet first?

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, nobody's tried that yet.

[T.J.]

It would be a disaster scenario if

[Titus]

it was just your head that couldn't fit through all the way body and it's not gonna work.

[T.J.]

Why not wear it like. We'll try it feet first.

[Titus]

What?

[T.J.]

You try it feet first.

[Titus]

I just did.

[Danny]

You didn't really try to try. You think you're gonna get in there like a. Like a cat burglar?

[Brandon]

You gotta want it.

[Danny]

What's he doing?

[T.J.]

Why you.

[Big Cat]

That was like. That was some freak dude. My God. Dude. How you hitting that, though? What's that position called?

[Nick]

Some new.

[Big Cat]

That was an altered crab walk. That's the griffy. Oh, my God, he hit him.

[T.J.]

You got it. You got it now.

[Danny]

He was scooping on it. What, the smoky thing?

[Big Cat]

No, he ducked.

[Nick]

What do you mean?

[Big Cat]

He's got it. The arm. Not getting through is. You had to.

[Danny]

He can't get close.

[Nick]

He's not close.

[T.J.]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

Who made chicken noises?

[T.J.]

No.

[Danny]

Can he get back? No.

[Titus]

All right.

[Danny]

You tried.

[Chef Donnie]

I can't believe Henkel got through.

[Big Cat]

That defied all logic.

[Devin]

No,

[Danny]

you can try it.

[T.J.]

I was going to, and then. I'm bigger than Connor.

[Brandon]

You are.

[Danny]

I don't think you got as big a head as Connor, though. Connor was all melon when he came, when he attacked that thing.

[T.J.]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's not a big D hole, guys.

[Big Cat]

Not at all.

[Titus]

It's great yak.

[Danny]

Good.

[T.J.]

Yeah, great yak.

[Titus]

Want to spin the wheel, tj?

[Big Cat]

I think if I were Vaselined, I

[Titus]

would be able to do it.

[Nick]

Yeah, easily.

[Titus]

No, not me.

[Danny]

We had. We got Vaseline, don't we?

[Titus]

Kyle showed up with the Vaseline, right as Donnie.

[Big Cat]

Where'd you get that quickly?

[Nick]

Memes.

[Danny]

All right, all right.

[Titus]

Spin a tj.

[T.J.]

Congrats to Hinkle.

[Titus]

Congrats to Hinkle.

[T.J.]

What's the record?

[Titus]

What do you say? Biggest boy average.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's a gigantic average.

[T.J.]

Biggest boy through the deal.

[Titus]

Brandon tomorrow, final win. I receive it.

[T.J.]

Love you guys.

[Big Cat]

See you tomorrow, Fun yak tomorrow. Tune in. Love you.

[Nick]

Bye.