We Investigate Who In The Barstool Office Peed ON TOP OF The Urinal | The Yak 5-13-26

Summary

The Yak (Barstool Sports)

Episode: We Investigate Who In The Barstool Office Peed ON TOP OF The Urinal | The Yak 5-13-26

Date: May 13, 2026
Host(s): Big Cat, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle), Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah (absent), Chaps, Danny, Eddie, Tate, Mincy
Main Theme: The gang attempts to solve the office mystery of who peed on top of the urinal, alongside their usual blend of irreverent banter, post-Titty Day backlash, office tales, and recurring Yak bits.

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers classic Yak energy—reactive, chaotic, and deeply relatable. The centerpiece is a genuine office whodunnit: who peed on top of the urinal? The crew dissects the evidence, discusses possible suspects, and debates the logistics, all while bouncing through topics like the fallout from "Titty Day" (the infamous, absurd segment involving nipple-related antics), weird office encounters, inside jokes, running for mayor as a bit, and much more. Recurring comedic segments—such as “say the line,” and office investigations—make for a fast, multi-threaded two hours.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Titty Day Fallout

• Mood after the Event: The crew discusses lingering discomfort and detachment after the notorious “Titty Day” (02:36, 05:00).
  • Big Cat: “I drove home in like silence... it wasn’t like I was sad or depressed. I was just kind of in a... fog.” (02:37)
  • Brandon Walker: “Yesterday was the first time I was like, this is my job.” (02:57)
• Optics & Reactions: They joke about the weirdness and how outsiders don't get it, but the Yak audience loves it:
  • Big Cat: “Those are my favorite shows because it’s like an inside joke with just the yak audience.” (07:31)

2. In-Office Urinal Whodunnit

• Discovery: Someone peed on top of the urinal in the office restroom, leaving a highly visible mess. The team discusses evidence, suspect height, and anatomical logistics. (63:25–79:31)
  • Big Cat: “The only place someone peed on top of the urinal... we need to get right to the security video and figure out the tallest person that’s gone in there.” (63:27)
  • They joke through “suspect interviews,” debate physiology, and discuss lack of etiquette, while various staffers are exonerated or implicated (often tongue-in-cheek).
  • Discussion turns to the presence of a pube on the urinal, whether boner pee could be responsible, and how office etiquette (or its absence) factors in. (64:12–78:00)
  • Kate: “After the act, sometimes I have to go and I piss like a racehorse... does it shoot up?” (78:04)
  • Eddie & Big Cat admit to similar incidents—but stress they always clean it up.

3. Say the Line — Office Catchphrases

• Beginning at (41:09) and returning throughout, the crew riffs on the power of personal catchphrases, prompting a “hidden camera” bit where Danny roams the office asking colleagues to “say the line.”
  • Tate: “I don’t know what the line is.”
  • Eddie: “Just say the line.”
  • Colleagues deliver or invent lines, revealing how office culture is shaped by these meme-worthy phrases.
  • Memorable “lines”:
    • “Let’s get hot.”
    • “See you another time.”
    • “What up, Big D?”
    • “I didn’t come here for a haircut.”
  • Big Cat: “He’s pull-string.” (113:21) — poking at how many lines the staffers have

4. Who’s the Office Alpha? Social Dynamics

• Discussion of who is “the man” out on the town (53:04), with Reed being crowned the current hotness with female fans.
  • Chaps: “Reed is the hotness right now.” (54:25)
  • Danny: “Reed has female fans, too.” (54:27)
• Side bar: concern for Reed’s wardrobe, specifically his over-loved socks (53:06).

5. Golf, Gimmes & Office Sports

• Lengthy, irreverent golf talk: etiquette around gimmes, neon balls, the agony and pride of solo and public play, and “cheating” on scorecards. (18:02–31:00)
  • Big Cat: “When you suck at golf and you’re putting your seventh putt and you miss to five feet, you’re like, guess what? I don’t want to keep adding more to this terrible hole.” (22:04)
  • Brandon Walker: “Is it bad knowing the group would have more fun if you weren’t there?” (29:06)
• Satirical idea: fake golf influencer videos about egregious gimmes.

6. Mayor & Political Bit

• Mincy “running for mayor” is floated as a Barstool bit (37:04–83:45):
  • Big Cat: “I got to make Mincy run for mayor... him in a debate would be so good.”
  • Mincy: “You don’t think I could win, with the power of you guys behind me?”
  • They brainstorm how far he could get, polling, “debates,” possible stings (prostitution, campaign fund misuse) for content value.

7. Miscellaneous Absurdities

• “Hidden suitcase” bit — the crew presses a guest to empty his mysterious bag, suspecting (jokingly) contraband or embarrassing personal items. (85:10–90:01)
• Other inside jokes:
  • The obsession with Livvy Dunn memorabilia (“old Pokemon” parallels),
  • The origin and staying power of The Yak’s “Wheel” segment (35:55–36:45),
  • Kid podcasters on TikTok who have “the stuff,” leading to an impromptu admiration of their authentic, zero-shame style. (88:23–94:16)
• “Adult Swim Leagues” riff (46:23–48:12), including adult goggle etiquette and a Ryan Lochte coaching “plot twist” bit (“least plot twist you could ever have”).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Titty Day Reflections

• [02:37] Big Cat: “I drove home in silence… I don’t want to say I was sad or depressed… just in a fog. Like, going through the motions of life.”
• [07:31] Big Cat: “Those are my favorite shows because it’s like an inside joke with just the yak audience. Anyone who watches The Yak didn’t think it was that weird. But then when it breaks containment, it’s like, ‘what the fuck?’ But guess what, it’s not for you. It’s for us. Our little secret clubhouse. That’s how I cope.”

The Great Urinal Investigation

• [63:30] Big Cat: “The only place someone peed on top of the urinal… we need to get right to the security video and figure out the tallest person that’s gone in there.”
• [78:04] Kate: “After the act, sometimes I really have to go and I piss like a racehorse. And it’s, like, a lot at first. Like… a geyser. When you really have to go, does it shoot up?”
• [78:17] Chaps: “Boner pee.”
• [78:21] Big Cat: “Boner pee at work.”
• [78:53] Chaps: “I was on Brandon’s lap.”
• [64:43] Eddie (about wiping up pee): “I cleaned it up immediately. I freaked out.”

Catchphrases / "Say the Line" Game

• [113:05] Eddie: “All right, all right. Go. Let’s get hot.”
• [113:21] Big Cat: “He’s pull-string.” (on Eddie rattling off catchphrases)
• [114:23] Danny: “Does it even make sense? ‘See you another time.’” – referencing a staffer’s signature way to say goodbye.
• [115:15] Eddie: “I have several [lines]. There’s a lot of juice in those yams.”

Mayor Mincy

• [83:43] Big Cat: “I would run oppo. I’d fund whoever he’s going against.”
• [83:13] Chaps: “He would get honey potted so easy.”
• [84:09] Kyle: “Just watching him in a hotel room talk a prostitute’s ear off about World Series of Poker and Widespread Panic... would be worth it. We don’t even have to make the arrest.”

Authenticity & New Media

• [93:10] Kyle (on kid podcasters): “So pure. Not worried about being stoic and sexy. No shame. Just podding with the bull.”

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Topic | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:36 | Titty Day aftermath/discussion | | 05:00 | Reflections on their own aging & weirdness | | 18:02-31:00| Office golf talk, “gimmes,” cheating, influencer ideas | | 35:55 | The origin of “the wheel” on The Yak | | 37:04-84:09| The “Mincy for Mayor” bit & political stings | | 41:09+ | “Say the line” catchphrase bit | | 53:04 | Who’s the current “man” in the office? | | 63:25-79:31| The urinal mystery investigation | | 78:04 | Boner pee & urinal physics | | 85:10 | Opening the mystery suitcase | | 88:23-94:16| Kid podcasters / new media authenticity | | 100:34 | Trivia question trend in the office | | 113:21 | Master list of staff catchphrases & taglines |

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Yak-Style Comedy & Running Gags

• Disarming analysis of low stakes (but gross) office “crimes” and etiquette
• Recurring characters and catchphrases, each with their own branded bits
• No topic is too silly: open discussion of bodily functions, weird obsessions, or “inside baseball” on office culture is both content and community-building
• Bits feed future bits: from Titty Day to mayoral campaigns to golf influencer plans
• The show’s “bubble” is explicit—outsiders may be baffled, but the regulars and loyal listeners are cut in on every joke and callback

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For Newcomers

This episode captures The Yak’s essence: part “office lunchroom,” part improv troupe, part anti-influencer influencer show. Listeners can expect offbeat authenticity, a heavy emphasis on group dynamics, and a loping, riff-filled journey across topics, always circling back to the next in-house drama, running bit, or inside joke.

Skip past the intros, outros, and ad reads—dive in around [02:36] for the action, and enjoy the ride.

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Have a suspect in the urinal mystery? Think you know the line? Or just want to see Mincy run for mayor? Join the Barstool audience inside this ever-evolving clubhouse.

Transcript

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

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[Chaps]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

The show after the show.

[Chaps]

What a show it was.

[Big Cat]

I was legitimately and I don't want. I drove home in like silence like I was legitimately. I don't want to say I was there he is the Peppa a star.

[Chaps]

I want the pepper.

[Big Cat]

A star was born on titty day.

[Danny]

All he had to do was get concussed.

[Big Cat]

I. I don't know if you guys went through the same thing. I wasn't. It wasn't like I was like sad or depressed. I was just kind of like in a You know when you're, like, in a little bit of an off mood, Like a fog. Yeah. That's what I was the rest of the day. I was just kind of a little, like, almost going through the motions of life.

[Chaps]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, I was there, but I wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

We've all been here for a while, and yesterday was the first time I was like, this is my job. That was the first time I thought that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You know that meme that's like the guy at the party and he's like, they don't know. That was me pushing the kids at the swings.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Last night I was like, none of these people know I watch a bunch

[Big Cat]

of grown men, and it suck it

[Kate]

also out of a nipple.

[Big Cat]

It also hurt. Like, to see people. Like, Dante was, like, busy all day, and he's like, what the just happened? Like, Kelly Keegs tweeted. She was like, what is going on? Like, all these people who didn't watch it live get. See a picture and be like, Jackie.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Jackie, Are you single now, Danny?

[Big Cat]

Are you guys still dating? Yeah.

[Danny]

You got some explaining to do, Walker.

[Eddie]

I don't have my titty.

[Danny]

I was forced to.

[Big Cat]

They were really nice.

[Chaps]

They were good.

[Danny]

No, in trying to explain that one.

[Eddie]

I would like to start the show with an apology. Sorry. So I'm sorry I didn't let you suck my titty.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Eddie]

I let everybody else suck my titty. And I. I apologize for denying you the right and the ability to come

[Brandon Walker]

out and let him do it right now.

[Eddie]

Latch onto my. My breast.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, I really wanted to get in there, but we'll find another time.

[Eddie]

It be another time.

[Brandon Walker]

Sorry.

[Chaps]

Said the optics.

[Big Cat]

The optics.

[Eddie]

I was fighting the middle of a race. I was fighting a race war on Twitter.

[Brandon Walker]

What side were you getting?

[Big Cat]

Quote, I saw him today. He's getting, quote, treated with Malcolm X clips.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But there was one response where you did kind of lose me. This guy was like, you're white, rich, and old. You're just like, I'm only rich.

[Eddie]

No. Well, I didn't. I didn't read YT as white.

[Brandon Walker]

What did you got?

[Big Cat]

What? Yeah, you got it. That's actually very YT of you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chaps]

But you thought it was YouTube.

[Eddie]

I was just pointing out the rich part.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. You're just like.

[Chaps]

You're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're wrong. Except I am rich.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Correct. I was. I. I meant to say you're wrong about everything about me except the.

[Big Cat]

Okay, the other thing that I forgot,

[Eddie]

the man part, it was.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're a white rich man. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm rich.

[Kate]

Say 2% Cherokee.

[Big Cat]

You know what? Like I always have a sense of when like maybe we've gone too far and, and like the point of like, hey, this is not that I regret anything yesterday, but like that was something. It's whenever someone adds like decades to our ages. Brandon, I don't know if you saw that one person. You're like a 50 and 60 year old man. By the way, talking about me and Brandon, I was like, that's not even close.

[Brandon Walker]

Also that makes it funnier.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it does. I hope I'm doing it when I'm

[Eddie]

50 and you're 60 and, and we probably will be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And we're stuck. Take nothing out.

[Eddie]

Imagine sitting in a job interview from here on out.

[Brandon Walker]

Is this you?

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean we, we all agree like as crazy as yesterday was, that will be a annual thing. That's a, that's, it's no different. I want Mincy and Clemmer Pro Day. That's an annual thing around Mother's Day.

[Chaps]

I do want to try six nipples at once.

[Big Cat]

Yes, I want to try. I like that idea and I wanna

[Brandon Walker]

that it's oddly less weird if Brandon's a cow in the middle of the road.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Are we furries?

[Big Cat]

Because I also, when you said the six nipples thing yesterday, I was like, yeah, I'll dress up like a puppy. It'll be no problem. Like did we, we uncover cover a kink?

[Chaps]

I explained to my wife what happened and then I saw the look on her face and I assured her that I have a line. I was like, I, I, I know it seems crazy, but like there, there's a line. I won't, you know, like you don't have to worry about this like every day at work. Like, like I have do you know what it is? And then she goes, what is it? I was like, fuck. I was going to say, I actually do not.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure, I'm.

[Big Cat]

I'm in the opposite side because it was my youngest his birthday yesterday. I don't know if my wife even saw.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's good.

[Big Cat]

Should I text her right now a picture and just be like, hey, just heads up. This was the yak yesterday.

[Eddie]

No, the, the one with all of a collage.

[Big Cat]

The collage was beautiful. I think we should get the collage framed.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't mind that actually.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna text Dom.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we have any of the titties? Can we frame one of the titties

[Chaps]

and shadow box, put them in yak cards.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, a piece of the titty in the yak card.

[Eddie]

I got a chunk of titty.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna text right now. By the way, you missed the yak yesterday.

[Eddie]

I got a 1 out of 10 chitty card.

[Big Cat]

This is what happen.

[Brandon Walker]

Little sliver of nipple on there.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yo, if you get nipple that's valuable,

[Big Cat]

we're gonna get it framed.

[Brandon Walker]

It was one of those.

[Big Cat]

That's the picture. It's so good.

[Kate]

Can we put it in stained glass like a church?

[Brandon Walker]

That'll be beautiful. I always know we're in a bubble, right? Cuz in the moment, I'm just like, this. This is zero percent weird. This is just funny. And then seeing all the tweezers, like, what the is this? Yeah, I'm just. Ah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

But you know what? Those are my favorite shows because it's like an inside joke with just the yak audience. Anyone who watched it, anyone who watches the act, you know, daily, they didn't think it was that weird. But then when it breaks containment, it's like, what the. But it's like, hey, guess what? It's not for you. It's for us. It's for our little secret clubhouse. That's how I cope. That's how I cope with myself.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a coming out party.

[Kyle]

Eddie.

[Chaps]

Eddie, what happened?

[Brandon Walker]

What if I look at you, make

[Chaps]

sure that happens every day, right?

[Big Cat]

What was your day after like? What did you. Cuz you, you were star yesterday? The Danny's tweet made me laugh so hard. He's like, this literally would be an SNL sketch of like, what Chicagoans are like. When you said, I'd rather dirt than ketchup, and you were being 100% real.

[Brandon Walker]

If I did a man on the street and showed a picture of you, I was like, does this man, does he prefer ham or dirt? I think people would say ham almost universally ham.

[Tate]

Yeah. I don't know. Like I. I pulled into my garage and I think I sat there for like a full 10 minutes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Process what happened. Yeah, I can't answer what happened? I. And I, like, listen, I. I can sometimes be paralyzed by decision, you know, like, you don't live in a black and white world. You see all things, you know, maybe go on both sides. I don't think I've had any more conviction in anything in my life than eating dirt.

[Big Cat]

You had me convinced.

[Eddie]

Why?

[Tate]

I don't know. I just believed in the upside.

[Big Cat]

The best way, the best analogy I could think of was the, The. The fantasy football Draft. When a run happens and you end up with like a shitty tight end because someone already had taken, you know, Kelsey and. And, yeah, Kittle. And you're like, I need a tight end. When you started with the dirt, I was like, I need dirt. Yeah.

[Tate]

And I. I said. I texted Danny this. I was like, are you ready to acknowledge that I was kind of right?

[Mincy]

Because.

[Tate]

Yes, the dirt didn't really squirt through the titty.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He was right.

[Danny]

There were so many things left on the board.

[Eddie]

You.

[Danny]

You wanted dirt over ketchup.

[Big Cat]

I. I can't.

[Danny]

I can't rationalize that.

[Tate]

I stand by it.

[Danny]

You're an idiot.

[Eddie]

So you're still team dirt to right now.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I am too.

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'm converted.

[Eddie]

What about the peppa?

[Tate]

I don't. That was like. I blacked out on that. People kept saying the pep. I was like, when.

[Big Cat]

When we find that clip.

[Tate]

When did I say that?

[Danny]

And what was the paint quote?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that was from like five moments yesterday.

[Tate]

Tastes like paint. I don't know. I don't even know what that was about.

[Danny]

You know what they say, tastes like pain.

[Eddie]

You spewed all over me.

[Chaps]

And Nick said. Nick said, say the line, Eddie.

[Tate]

I thought that's what he was referring.

[Big Cat]

There was no Dennis the Menace.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

There was no hint or clue whatsoever that he would want the line to be so funny.

[Big Cat]

For the olives. I don't love olives.

[Chaps]

You like the pepper?

[Brandon Walker]

Daddy don't like the pepper.

[Tate]

I don't.

[Big Cat]

I don't remember that moment actually hearing it back.

[Kate]

You didn't say it.

[Big Cat]

You didn't.

[Kyle]

Crazy.

[Big Cat]

We took our integrity on that.

[Eddie]

Creative liberties.

[Brandon Walker]

But it was like the line to you. If somebody says the line, it's that line from Dennis the Menace.

[Tate]

When I think of you. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why, thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

But have we talked about.

[Chaps]

Yeah, have you guys talked it. Is there any history there? Why you know, fascinated by this. You should do. Go around the office and just say the line. A camera in people's face and be like, go ahead, say the line.

[Tate]

Yeah, that was.

[Brandon Walker]

Tastes like paint.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was.

[Tate]

That was it.

[Danny]

Have you ever said that to him before?

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe we have.

[Tate]

We've talked about it before. Cuz like, I do that Leave it to Beaver line. And I think you might have mentioned at some point that.

[Eddie]

Think of that.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I want to do this now. I want to do hidden camera. Nick, you should do this.

[Danny]

Go around.

[Brandon Walker]

Just be like, hey, say.

[Big Cat]

Say the line. See what people come up with.

[Tate]

That's. That'd be funny.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not a bad idea.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we should do that.

[Eddie]

Don't ask men.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, it's not.

[Big Cat]

It's. We're halfway through the month.

[Tate]

It's quite the day.

[Big Cat]

Quite the day.

[Tate]

And like my charge at Brandon to suck the tit and I didn't know where it was.

[Brandon Walker]

You went for his shoulder and then you went to go in the corner.

[Chaps]

You walked right past the trash can to go.

[Tate]

I don't know why.

[Brandon Walker]

Two trash cans.

[Chaps]

Two trash cans.

[Danny]

There's never been a trash can in that corner.

[Eddie]

I didn't even see that he bypassed trash.

[Brandon Walker]

You're an odd bird, farrar.

[Tate]

I have no explanation for why I ran to that.

[Danny]

We need to do.

[Eddie]

Like, when he got off me, I was so he.

[Brandon Walker]

The alternate angle shows the shoulder.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Eddie, you got to go to

[Eddie]

the nipple wed. Yeah, buddy.

[Big Cat]

You put yourself in time out. Yeah, exactly.

[Tate]

I don't know. I don't know what happened.

[Big Cat]

That's like a. It's like a. A safety getting concussed and going to the wrong sideline. Like, we know you're up.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

But the thing was, like, you. I always thought you were like the regular guy.

[Eddie]

The regular guy.

[Kate]

Yeah. I was also surprised by the livy

[Chaps]

d the liby d thing. I was a little surprised.

[Kate]

I didn't know you were zesty like that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Buddy,

[Henry]

Time out.

[Kate]

Like you're blind.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. How's it feeling?

[Danny]

If we were to ask you how many fingers were holding up yesterday, you would. You would have got it wrong.

[Big Cat]

I probably would.

[Danny]

Did you hit your head or anything?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Something happened.

[Big Cat]

Buddy was waking up early for wub.

[Tate]

Maybe it was a long day. Those.

[Big Cat]

Dude, those days do kind of like you get a little goofy.

[Tate]

Yeah. And then I did after dark the night before, so.

[Chaps]

Oh, yeah,

[Tate]

it was like a crazy long stream. But still it was.

[Big Cat]

We might have to. We might have to make Eddie do that every single Monday.

[Chaps]

Tuesday, the clinching of the fist was so funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Eddie. Tuesdays Eddie can't sleep.

[Tate]

Well, the Libby's gone. I. I'm just going through something now. I think. I. I don't. I don't know what's going on. It's like an addictive, like, itch I have right now with these cards.

[Big Cat]

I'm with you, buddy.

[Eddie]

We've all been there.

[Big Cat]

I'm there. I'm there with my. Yeah.

[Tate]

I don't know what's going on.

[Big Cat]

I want all of it.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, you get the itch, man. You can't screen. You can't scratch Enough.

[Tate]

Yeah, yeah. I, I was like, I found my old Pokemon in my parents house because they're moving and I've been buying Pokemon like crazy. I know nothing about Pokemon.

[Brandon Walker]

You're learning.

[Tate]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

But it's just like a weird. So then, I don't know, Levy Dunn just. She hopped on the Pokemon train. So that's my obsessions right now.

[Chaps]

Oh, did she get into Pokemon, you're saying? Oh, no, you were, you, you had

[Brandon Walker]

a Pokemon led to living as a card Pokemon.

[Tate]

Yeah. Like, if I didn't see her in that glass case, I don't know if

[Big Cat]

I ever thought I got it. Yeah.

[Tate]

Like, I don't follow her on any social media, honest to God.

[Eddie]

But you saw her on that card and had to have it.

[Chaps]

An obvious connection.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And was it you that, was it the card owner or the, the shop owner or you that realized it wasn't the best pose?

[Tate]

He. He told me that.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Tate]

And then when he pulled it up on ebay, it was undeniable that it wasn't the best undeniable.

[Brandon Walker]

What a.

[Big Cat]

What an honest card guy.

[Tate]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

He could have just sold you that.

[Tate]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Cat]

But he was like his integrity on Livy Dunn's poses.

[Tate]

Yes. He's like, if you're doing this for value, if you're trying to flip this. He's like, those guys tend to like this post.

[Brandon Walker]

Those guys?

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Would you, would you be one of those guys now?

[Tate]

I guess by proxy.

[Brandon Walker]

So I, I went into yesterday thinking you were just the common, just like a reliable normal guy. And now I. Wow, are you a weird perv?

[Tate]

I guess I. Well, yeah, I guess I can't deny it.

[Big Cat]

You know, like we almost need. We almost need probably.

[Tate]

No, I said no. I don't want the accusations if I, if I suck the tits.

[Big Cat]

So we, we all almost need like an alternate world universe dog walk to have you on and be like, so tell us about your Livy Dunn and Pepper obsession. Yeah.

[Tate]

I mean, yeah, that could happen.

[Big Cat]

Eddie gets interesting dudes on and it's really.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. This man's collected the best done poses.

[Eddie]

I think what we learned though is on today. Throw it all out the window. Yeah, throw it all out the window. Everything you know about. It's. It's just, it's that day, man.

[Tate]

Can I make another observation too?

[Eddie]

Yes, please.

[Tate]

I think the glass being closed was a factor.

[Big Cat]

I do too.

[Brandon Walker]

Because we didn't really.

[Big Cat]

We were really kind of in our own world. Yeah.

[Tate]

We were in our own changing room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Smells were staying in here, like a little bubble.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Tuna. Kyle, I'm sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that was.

[Eddie]

You could have.

[Big Cat]

That's what happens when you draft with me.

[Chaps]

It wasn't.

[Kyle]

The tuna was the.

[Big Cat]

It was a blue cheese. We put so much in there. We were feeling our.

[Eddie]

But Kyle did that, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. I put a lot of the Italian seasoning or dressing in there.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's quite something. By the way, today is one of those days that I greatly regret Stephen Che not being here, because tomorrow's episode. I don't know if you guys saw any of the clips come from Dana's stream last night, but Stephen has claimed that he's met a friend also named Stephen at the bank yesterday.

[Eddie]

Oh, I saw that.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna make him call the other Stephen and invite him on the act on Friday.

[Kate]

Wait, he made a friend at the bank?

[Big Cat]

He said that he was going to wire money for his new house that he's closing on today. And. And he met a guy named Steven, and they just hit it off at the bank. At the bank, they Talked Ball for 30 minutes, and the guy gave him his.

[Kate]

There's a tweet I don't think I've ever.

[Big Cat]

And here's the tj. Do you have the clip? Because I asked Stephen to describe. Describe him. Stephen also was shocked when I. He was like. I was like, was this guy hitting on you? He's like, no, he's straight. He has a kid. I was like, that doesn't, like, totally. Like, you could. You could be gay and have a kid.

[Tate]

He's like, yeah.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kate]

Who started the conversation? Was one of them wearing, like, a jersey or something like that? And they started talking.

[Big Cat]

Stephen was wearing his bucks thing.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

His shirt. And the guy said, classic ribbing. Hey, we only help Bears fans here. Oh, boom, they were in.

[Brandon Walker]

That opens up the floodgates for Che.

[Big Cat]

And they spell their name exactly the same.

[Kate]

What a cool guy.

[Big Cat]

What a cool guy. I gotta meet this guy. Because, like, talking to Stephen Shea For 30 minutes, that's enough time to know that. Stevenson.

[Eddie]

Did he know who Stephen Che was? He.

[Big Cat]

Stephen claims no.

[Brandon Walker]

Huh.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Just a fresh meeting somebody. 30 minutes of ball talk. That's got to be invigorating.

[Big Cat]

A new Steven. Imagine if we have like a. A replica Stephen Che guy of every race.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Steve's incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

If he calls him tomorrow and the guy's like, yeah, he was a fun guy. Oh, my buddy.

[Kate]

It's the un.

[Eddie]

I bet there are Stephen Chase across every race, for sure.

[Kate]

Certainly.

[Brandon Walker]

Should we try to get one of every.

[Eddie]

Steve, the only one we're not going to get is a white one. Yeah, let's avoid the white one, man.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but I miss. I. Tomorrow or tomorrow we're going to. We're going to make him tell the whole story and then call his number.

[Brandon Walker]

Did the boys at the club bring up your day?

[Eddie]

No, they weren't. They, they. They weren't. They weren't ready for me as far as that goes. I assume that maybe they watched it late or I kind of snuck in there.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Snuck in there and got out to the range and went on my way. So. They didn't bring up the titties at all. They'll get me.

[Brandon Walker]

They'll get you.

[Eddie]

They'll have it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they'll see it eventually.

[Eddie]

They'll see it eventually. But nobody. Nobody's close. Yesterday was a very. Is a. Is very, very, very windy, so not a lot of people playing. Wasn't a lot of play.

[Big Cat]

All 18.

[Danny]

I did.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It's my worst round since I started playing. Whether it was the wind. 30 to 40 mile an hour wind.

[Brandon Walker]

Just completely alone.

[Eddie]

No, I played the front nine alone. And then on number 10, I caught. I caught a guy who was playing solo, and we played the rest of the nine together. The rest of the 18 together. Wow. Yeah. Slavic.

[Big Cat]

He is Slavic.

[Eddie]

That's what I tried to figure out.

[Big Cat]

Or his name is Slavic.

[Eddie]

He introduced himself as Slavic. And I said, I asked him next hole. I said, is that a nickname or nationality? And he said, I have very long name. Ah, I don't know. I still don't know if that. Which one that meant.

[Big Cat]

No, that means it's not his name. He didn't want to tell you his name, but.

[Eddie]

Does it start with that?

[Big Cat]

No, I think it's just Slavic.

[Brandon Walker]

So somebody you met at a country club that goes by a nickname of their home country region?

[Big Cat]

Slavs.

[Brandon Walker]

Region.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What are Slavs?

[Eddie]

What are you. What are you getting at?

[Kate]

Eastern European.

[Big Cat]

Europeans.

[Kyle]

It sounded like he was just telling you, hey, I'm Slavic. My name is too long. I'm not even going to try to tell you.

[Eddie]

Okay. All right. Well, he was nice guy. We played. Played together for eight, nine holes. He was. He was terrific guy.

[Big Cat]

Was he better than you?

[Eddie]

Much. But for about four holes, we played about the same. And then. And then he just.

[Big Cat]

There's something really cool about an awesome golfer who's also, like, cool about it.

[Eddie]

He did. He also shared some tips. By the end. By the end, he was Saying, Let me stop you there. Yeah, yeah.

[Chaps]

So did he make you put out the gimmes?

[Eddie]

No, he was. He was Mr. Gimme. We were. If it got close, pick it up and let's go.

[Big Cat]

That's how it should be.

[Eddie]

That's how it should be.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

We're just duffing around. You hit one in the woods, throw one down, hit it again, you know, you get it within 3ft. Good.

[Big Cat]

10ft.

[Eddie]

11.

[TJ]

People were saying that Big T explained it differently on macrodosing, by the way.

[Eddie]

Well, here's the thing. And that's fine. Big T is a lying piece of shit.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Eddie]

When it comes to this subject, I love him like a brother. He wouldn't let me have gimmes and he kept. Every time. And he wasn't like, he wasn't going to arrest me if I took a gimme, but he every time, he's like, oh, that's enough for you, huh? It was one of those.

[Danny]

How did he explain it?

[Eddie]

He says if you spend 400 yards getting, you know, hitting the ball around, you deserve to see it go in the hole every time.

[Danny]

That's what he said on macrodosing.

[Eddie]

I don't know how he said it on macrodosing. I know that me and him had it out. Not had it out, but we talked about it and he said, I'm misrepresenting, but I'm not misrepresenting it. He was very, very forceful and not allowing him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, it's actually the opposite. When you suck at golf and you're like putting your seventh putt and you miss it to five feet, you're like, hey, guess what? I don't want to just keep adding more to this terrible hole.

[Eddie]

Well, there's nothing. There's nothing more demoralizing. And golf's a demoralizing sport. You're spending the entire time getting demoralized. So missing a two foot putt that you don't have or one and a half feet. Two. Two is probably too long.

[Big Cat]

But you, you're a good golfer. Yeah, no problem. Do you. Do you look down on people who use neon balls?

[Chaps]

I'm not a good golfer. I don't golf that much.

[Big Cat]

I feel like you were when you were living in la.

[Chaps]

I golfed a handful.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

I golf way more than I do now.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Chaps]

I don't know what is about Chicago. I don't. Probably the weather sucks ass. Probably nice. It's only May three times a year.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's May.

[Big Cat]

It's actually going to become 80 this week.

[Eddie]

Jesus. You.

[Big Cat]

80 degrees is hitting right when you guys are going to lock yourself in this office.

[Eddie]

That's right.

[Chaps]

Neon balls are for weather. It's for, like, if it's fall. If it's. You know, you need to see your ball a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

It's like a lot of leaves on the ground.

[Big Cat]

I used one on Monday, and I don't know if I can do it because it's also really hard. It's a lot harder to cheat.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because, like, I like to have the option where if I hit my ball way into the woods, I can just find another ball and be like, oh, it's mine.

[Eddie]

What color ball do y' all think Big T used?

[Tate]

Orange.

[Eddie]

Orange, yeah.

[Chaps]

Did he really?

[Eddie]

Exclusively orange balls?

[TJ]

Yes.

[Chaps]

Neon orange.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Chaps]

Yes. Yeah, that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I feel like that makes you seem like a. Maybe like a noob.

[Chaps]

I think. I think that's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

That's the right read on that.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I bought, like, two packs of it, so I gotta throw those out.

[Chaps]

No, but, you know, if you're playing in, like, mid November and there's, like, a light snow on the ground, you know, and you're one of those guys, it's like, I just. I'm gonna golf as long as I can until maybe you throw out a neon.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

See where it goes.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I still love that video of you guys and Marty playing with World of T shirts.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. We got.

[Brandon Walker]

We got done with two holes. Yeah. And then he wanted to go to drink.

[Big Cat]

Kyle, you should become a golf influencer as a parody. That'd be funny.

[Kyle]

I feel like that's been done now too much.

[Big Cat]

Not really, though. Like, really satirizing it. Like, people take it so seriously. Like, malice is a golf influencer now.

[Eddie]

I feel like the satirists end up turning into actual YouTube.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

They satirize for, like, five minutes and then. Oh, this is sweet.

[Kyle]

I envy them. They. They seem to mentally commit to the competitive aspect, even though they're essentially always practicing.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Chaps]

Yeah. Brandon, what if you play. What if you filmed yourself playing around and your whole thing was you take egregious gimmes, but you never address it? And that, like, just triggers every. Everybody just loses their mind.

[Eddie]

I could do that.

[Big Cat]

I knew a guy like that.

[Chaps]

Yeah, you're like, 10ft away, and you're like, of course that's a gimme. And, yeah, move on.

[Eddie]

This is good.

[Chaps]

Every comment is just like, I. I

[Big Cat]

knew a guy who used to just. It would just. No matter what, it was just two putts so he would just putt and then that was a gimme.

[Chaps]

Wherever it ended.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She's like, yeah, that's enough. That's enough putting.

[Chaps]

But never addressed in the video.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Chaps]

I, like, put one of those videos out. Or you're like, play a hole with me today.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Then do I play the first couple pretty, pretty straight and then.

[Big Cat]

No, no, just play it immediately.

[Brandon Walker]

Never acknowledge it.

[Eddie]

Everything.

[Chaps]

Yeah, just normal everything. It's like extremely boring, kind of.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

And you're just kind of going stroke by stroke, and you just never acknowledge it. You just picked up your ball is 15ft away from the hole.

[Big Cat]

I think you could even do one of those, like when they speed up the round and they put music over it so you can't even hear you doing it. And like, you're, you know, like, it's like, here's the first shot, here's the second shot, here's the. Here's the first putt. And then you just pick it up.

[Eddie]

I got a four.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you have the urge to make golf content?

[Eddie]

Yeah. My problem is I play with my 10 year old. I downloaded an app that has the shot tracker on it and it records the video. And I was Gonna put out 18 holes, but he's just not a good enough cameraman. He doesn't keep the camera steady or he'll focus on the wrong thing, or he'll. The big thing he does is he'll watch my shot. He'll hold the camera up, he'll watch my shot, but he follows it with his eyes. And. And he does that, but he's not worried about what the camera's saying about,

[Big Cat]

you shouldn't even make.

[Eddie]

But he's 10 years old.

[Big Cat]

And it's also like, golf should be a escape.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like making a content. Then you get. You're right stuck into a loop of like, I got a video.

[Eddie]

But, you know, you know, my ego. If I hit a good shot, I wanted to, I want people to see it.

[Kyle]

That's how I feel. That's why I think that's preventing me from getting into golf. I'm an achievement slut. Like, if I'd had a really good hole or entire game and I got nothing for it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Then it would feel like a waste.

[Eddie]

You want your good shots to. To find eyeballs, and I would like to feed eyeballs my good shots, but I don't. I currently don't have the setup.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you like seeing other people's good shots?

[Eddie]

Yeah. How about if I'm trolling by and somebody's like, you know, you can tell it's going to be something special. Special shot. Yeah, I'll watch. I'll watch it every time. But I'm not gonna stop playing my 10 year old either, because he's. He's getting good.

[Kate]

It's gotta be tough to. You do around by yourself and you just crush it and it's incredible. That has to be like a kind of sad feeling.

[Eddie]

No, no, not if you're.

[Kyle]

I would, like, call the mayor and

[Eddie]

like, hey, I love playing by my

[Kyle]

municipal board, but have you ever had,

[Kate]

like an amazing round, an amazing shot, and you're like, fuck, I wish somebody.

[Eddie]

I chipped in yesterday. I chipped in for. It was for par. Like, it wasn't special, but I chipped in and I did look around. Like, I kind of wish somebody had seen that celebrate.

[Kate]

Because I don't believe you. Just hear you say it. Right?

[Kyle]

Like, even on, like, if you're playing like a smartphone app game, you still get like a. You get like something tangible, like it's a virtual trophy or a score that you get to keep in your.

[Brandon Walker]

So should you keep a trophy in your car?

[Kyle]

I would do that if I just like, yeah. Brought it. Honor system. I bring a trophy in my bag and then I get to take it home if I do well enough.

[Big Cat]

Give it to yourself.

[Eddie]

Aren't you taking it home regardless, though?

[Kyle]

If I don't do well enough, I

[Tate]

have to hide it in the parking lot.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Leave it in your trunk.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Throw it in the trash.

[Tate]

But the opposite. The opposite side is something too, because, like, failing in front of people, being really bad is like, you're shot.

[Eddie]

Oh, I can't play in front of people.

[Tate]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Which one? All of them.

[Tate]

The one T. The one T shot.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. When I hit it four inches.

[Tate]

That's the worst fucking.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's terrible.

[Tate]

Yeah. So, like, doing that alone, like, you get that benefit too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I mean, I have the. At least I have the. Out of, like, I don't golf enough. Yeah, that's where I'm like, if I ever golfed a lot and still did, I still would do that.

[Chaps]

And then.

[Big Cat]

What's your excuse now?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

But if we golf with Hank, the pressure's on Hank because he golfs a lot. So, like, when he hits a bad shot, it's like, dude, what is your. What's your problem?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but like, being the worst golfer in a group, does it suck knowing that everybody would be having more fun if you weren't there?

[Big Cat]

That's not necessarily true. As long as you play fast.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

As long as you're keeping up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

I think it's like the. Having the ugly friend when you go out, it like makes everybody else feel a little better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like, oh, big cat's here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, that. Definitely that. That did suck. The Ryder cup last year when it was like so clue because Dave somehow got good for like a day and it was like I felt betrayed, like that you were supposed to be. It was supposed to be us together being like the worst golfers. And I was just so far and away the worst.

[Tate]

Ye. I. I mean, if you. Everyone's been there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

You know, that's a shitty.

[Kyle]

And also the threshold for being respected by other golfers, even as a hobby, is impossibly high. Well, like, if you get into like painting or drawing, like, people be like, oh, nice.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, nice sketch.

[Kyle]

That's why you're improving. But if, like, no one's ever going to respect you for.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Regardless of how good you start doing.

[Big Cat]

That's why that Shinnecock. When I. When I filled out the scorecard that I shot a 72, which I didn't, it was the best high ever because I had people texting me out of nowhere being like, dude, you're a stick. Like, JJ Redick texted me and was like, we should go out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, JJ Reddick called a stick.

[Big Cat]

He was like, dude, I didn't know you had game like that. I was like, yeah,

[Tate]

like, I actually kind of disagree with that because that's a thing I've heard. If you're decent to good, like pretty good, you could play a lot more places. Like, people will just ask you more.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Yes.

[Kyle]

Oh, really?

[Tate]

Yeah. Like, you'll be invited more places.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, No, I was. There was like a three hour, like, stretch there where like, I was like, I'm just gonna go with this. And I had so many people being like, dude, we gotta go out.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I was like, no, we don't. It felt really good. Maybe that's what you do. You just. You're a scorecard guy. You just fill out fake scorecards. Never put anything on camera.

[Chaps]

Don't even go golf.

[Brandon Walker]

Just order this.

[Eddie]

Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

Just order the hardest courses, scorecards, fill them out, post them. Like another great round by. By Dean.

[Kyle]

It's like, I love golf so much,

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not making it content. Here's the score.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I would try to get a little strategic with it. Like a horrible, horrible game. But like two Eagles.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And then just caption it. Two Eagle.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. That's what I did with the 72. I think I like. I put like down at 8 on 18, being like round of my life. And I it up.

[Eddie]

Blew it,

[Big Cat]

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[Eddie]

I have a question. Yeah, this is for tj, maybe Wyatt, if he's back there. What episodes have you guys been requested? Have you made decisions on what you might air next week yet?

[TJ]

So something I wanted to. If we brought this up, like, episodes that we're looking for, we're looking for like, not super iconic episodes, not Thomas

[Eddie]

Walker Day, not stuff like that.

[TJ]

Also, like, we're gonna have to edit out like the ad reads and. Okay, we're gonna watch them back to make sure there isn't like any like poorly aged jokes in them.

[Big Cat]

You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's. That's gonna happen, right?

[TJ]

That's that we said live 2021.

[Eddie]

That might not fly in the stretch of a show.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Eddie]

So.

[Big Cat]

But I also think that's fine as long as it's not those. Those jokes don't become social clips.

[TJ]

That's when we also also like people being like, do the Friday vibes episodes or episode. Like, there's. There's rights issues that, like, we can't do music, we can't do karaoke, we

[Eddie]

can't do serious episodes.

[Big Cat]

I think the tunnel should be one of them for sure.

[TJ]

Which tunnel? The tunnel. Discovery episode.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Discovery episode.

[TJ]

We were also going to do like through the week. It was going to like age cut. So, like Monday was going to be like really old episodes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I love that.

[TJ]

I love like 22, 23, Thursday 23, 24 or whatever. And then we can get like more recent.

[Big Cat]

I love. And then we end with Titty.

[Eddie]

The YouTube era. Does anybody know what the first great episode was? Can anybody.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I couldn't tell you.

[TJ]

I guess. What do you mean by, like, great, like, Tommy Walker Day Was. Was.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[TJ]

Yes. Or October 2021.

[Eddie]

Did we start February?

[TJ]

February 2021 was.

[Eddie]

Was. So that was about 10 months.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought the shit was so dead

[TJ]

when we started Cheater Robot was. Was, like, probably one of the earliest, like, visual moments.

[Eddie]

We still had the. The serious set.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It is crazy to look back and, like, see, like, there was, like, what were the YouTube numbers then? Like, 20,000 would watch.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[TJ]

And it was an hour show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Our show. This will be fun. I'm excited. I might have to tune into one of them.

[Kate]

I've never watched the first yak.

[Danny]

The first yak is not the one on Sirius.

[Kate]

No. Like the first YouTube.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I haven't watched, like, I'm pretty sure it was awful. I'm almost certain it was of a start.

[Eddie]

It was terrible.

[Chaps]

It was 20.

[Eddie]

Also, the yak's falling off.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

It's a slog. 27 minutes.

[Eddie]

Show ever good?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Agreed. Sam, I wonder. I need to ask somebody what the first. Oh, I. I'd like to know what the first. Great. Well, where were you? Because we kind of. We didn't stumble into YouTube. We didn't know we were doing for a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, we were just doing the radio show on YouTube.

[Brandon Walker]

The first YouTube was us as wrestlers or Brandon as a wrestler.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that was wrestling. Yeah.

[Eddie]

You guys.

[TJ]

Brandon thought you guys were all gonna dress like wrestlers for the first visual one.

[Danny]

When did the wheel become a thing? How long into it?

[TJ]

I want to say that was like, early 2022. Somebody at some point just said, what if we spun a wheel to decide something?

[Eddie]

That'd be cool.

[TJ]

I think Nick said it.

[Big Cat]

What

[Brandon Walker]

I did.

[TJ]

You're like, what if we just spun a wheel to decide?

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[TJ]

And then I was like, let me

[Danny]

see if Walter White screaming in the car.

[Eddie]

Meme a 95 minute Yak special.

[Brandon Walker]

McConaughey.

[Big Cat]

It is crazy to think back that this show's been going on for eight years, because it's like, it always feels like the newest thing, but it's not even close.

[Eddie]

Wait, Covet. Covet happened a month into the YouTube run.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

YouTube already happened. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Coveted. We were still doing radio.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And I were doing it a series.

[Eddie]

Gave you that setup.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Yeah. I kind of want to listen to the first one ever. Just, like, hear you and Kaba.

[Big Cat]

Oh, dude, it was so bad because it was. Stephen made a prep. Stephen wanted to do a meeting. He Wanted to do a half hour meeting before the show and I was like, absolutely not. And it was very like we were going to do picks every night was a sports talk. Yeah, it was kind of sports talk. And then we were like, this is stupid because we had like Rome can talk about anything, but we had Karabas who can't talk about anything but baseball. And I think we started in the middle of the winter.

[Brandon Walker]

Looking back at the titles of those, I can't remember a single thing.

[Big Cat]

I know.

[TJ]

No, I think we're going to probably do dreams. The Bit Eater Robot for the earliest one.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[TJ]

But like so short, we might do two in a row. The John Montana.

[Kate]

Oh, the knee driver.

[Chaps]

Yeah, you got to do two.

[TJ]

Yeah, for the Monday we'll do two. It was, it was an hour at first and then we'll probably do. We were looking at Shohei Otani day. We're looking at the Kate Mincy prank calls day.

[Eddie]

Oh, that was good.

[TJ]

And you called Mincy on the radio.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that was so good.

[Eddie]

Caitlin are going from Southern to Delco in the stretch of a phone call.

[Big Cat]

Speaking of, I got to make Mincey run for mayor somewhere.

[Eddie]

No, he doesn't have political aspirations.

[Big Cat]

I got to make him run for mayor. That would be so incredible. Tate being his campaign manager, his speeches would be something. So this, this all stems from Mincy saying that he had a dream last night that he, he, he won a seat in Congress.

[Danny]

Nightmare.

[Big Cat]

But then he, then he clarified. Yeah, I had a dream last night. I ran for Congress and won. To be clear, I have zero political.

[Eddie]

And he's clearing up the thing that we only know because he told us about.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I assumed he did zero political.

[Big Cat]

But then Tate was like, we should run for mayor. And I, I, I think he has to. I think I'm gonna make them like, what, what? We gotta find a, like a small

[Eddie]

town, 2, 000 people in, in.

[Kate]

There's tons of towns where you have to live.

[Big Cat]

He probably has to live there.

[Eddie]

You go down about four or five hours to where it's all cornfields.

[Brandon Walker]

It's actually a dog. A town where like a dog runs for mayor. I would love to run against a dog.

[Big Cat]

I actually disagree. I think it'd be funny if you ran for like a decent sized suburb.

[Tate]

I mean you're guys dying to get out of it.

[Danny]

Yeah, give him the.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God. Mints to be your man.

[Danny]

Oh man, that's, that's Minty Pond from here on.

[Big Cat]

But him having to like debate real people would be so funny.

[Tate]

Believable

[Danny]

you know what came up?

[Big Cat]

He ran for mayor of Kenilworth. It's like the richest place in the world.

[Tate]

Golf, Illinois.

[Eddie]

I assume we'd air the debates.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it have to.

[Danny]

You know what came up?

[Chaps]

My.

[Danny]

My memories the other day when we went to that show. Eddie, when you were talking on stage and Minch just called. You been said that you called him a fat.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a actually good episode to air because it wasn't. When we talk about very often, it ended up.

[Danny]

You didn't even really say.

[Eddie]

I didn't say it at all. I did not say it. Not on air.

[Big Cat]

I need him to run for mayor,

[Brandon Walker]

but it's one of those things when he's in an element of something he doesn't want to do. We don't quite get the results when he's true. He does want him having.

[Eddie]

So the election needs to be centered around a widespread panic.

[Brandon Walker]

That's about it.

[Tate]

His Twitter's kind of been cooking.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel Mincy's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Tate]

What else did he tweet at? Some recent too.

[Big Cat]

It's a lot of hate for some reason.

[Chaps]

Every time.

[Big Cat]

So much hate. It's so funny. It's just so. It's vile. And he doesn't care at all. No, it is. Yeah. People just be like, kill yourself. You're the worst.

[Brandon Walker]

They're even being like polite. They're like, please die.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

They can't beg you.

[Danny]

At least they're talking about me.

[Big Cat]

You have to get rid of them.

[Chaps]

I want to see him make a commercial. A political commercial at the very least.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Maybe we just. Maybe just pretend he's running for mayor. Yeah. And like, he's not.

[Eddie]

Almost. If we could convince him he's running for mayor.

[Chaps]

Let's.

[Eddie]

Let's just really.

[Danny]

Let's just make it.

[Big Cat]

Why does he run for mayor of Chicago?

[Brandon Walker]

Honestly, make him run for mayor of Chicago.

[Tate]

Coming up.

[Danny]

Let's just make up a of West Loop and it's a thing.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Tate]

You know, we should do though. We should. White Sox. Dave said he'd pay the fine for swearing. We should actually make him think that he has to pay it.

[Big Cat]

Like, oh, for this?

[Tate]

I'll pay it. Don't worry. I think it's like five grand.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Tate]

Like, if you look it up.

[Big Cat]

I love white socks Dave.

[Danny]

That's so funny. He's like, I've been on TV before and he was referring to like a

[Brandon Walker]

terrible moment the world.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I text.

[Danny]

Yeah. That's why we're telling you.

[Big Cat]

I texted him last night because I Was like, just so you know, like the. The conversation that Dave tells that story like once a year and it just gets more and more severe.

[Tate]

He tweets it like quarterly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And it gets more severe. Like I remember the conversation. It was simply the problem with white sex Dave, is he can't like, be funny, like right on command. He's very, very funny. But now Dave has me being like, he's the dumbest person ever. But Dave was a good sport about it. He's just like, yeah, I. I understand. It's not a big deal. And he. He is special in that way where he. His funniest moments are not him.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Sometimes when he's trying to be funny and it fa. Oh, the music video was funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Nick, did he do Zanies?

[Brandon Walker]

He has never done Zany's. He did Laugh Factory.

[Tate]

We've watched that. Like.

[Kate]

Yeah, because I'm trying to remember.

[Chaps]

Wasn't funny for the reasons he thought it was. Correct.

[Brandon Walker]

So it was really far after the election.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Anyone in here know Cliff D. Martino

[Eddie]

also? None of us ever want to watch the music video again.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I watch it sometimes, honest.

[Kate]

He was also so certain. He was so certain it was going to like, rip.

[Brandon Walker]

He had already. He had plans for the next one.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, Nick, should we do you hidden camera?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

So you just go up to people and you just say, say the line. What do we think people are going to say? What would you say?

[Tate]

They're going to be just like paint.

[Danny]

What can you say to make them not confused? Because they're all just going to be like, what line? I don't know what's going on here.

[Eddie]

Just a bit. No, you just. When they're confused, just keep saying say the line until they.

[Danny]

And they're going to know. It's a bit though.

[Brandon Walker]

Should we get chaps to do it like in.

[Chaps]

Around.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah.

[TJ]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Cuz there feel like with everything going on. Just say the line.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, say the line.

[Chaps]

Yeah. Cuz at least chaps.

[Brandon Walker]

But almost. He needs to have his phone out filming and somebody spy camming behind him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think people will say the line.

[Brandon Walker]

Think people say, I don't think I'm trusted rightfully so hold on.

[Big Cat]

Let's.

[Chaps]

Let's. Yeah, I. I think. I think that's the right read. I think people will be like, what's this for?

[Big Cat]

I think Danny might have.

[Chaps]

Yeah, people would.

[TJ]

Danny.

[Danny]

I don't know if they trust me.

[Brandon Walker]

They don't. Oh, Danny. They don't.

[Chaps]

They'll feel like they're supposed to say something and they're not really sure what. Whereas Eddie, you go say a line at. And he's like, tastes like pain.

[Tate]

It just worked.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, just be like, all right, you've been working here for a while now. You almost have to preface it with something that doesn't really matter. So let's. Let's hear the line.

[Chaps]

Cody might say the line.

[Brandon Walker]

Cody was going to say the line. What's Cody's line going to be?

[Chaps]

Man, big puppy, pissing on the porch, Hound dog, eat.

[Brandon Walker]

But then when you call him out. When you call him out for code switching, he's just like. He gets so proper. He's like, I've never done that. I don't recall ever doing that to you, Nicholas.

[Tate]

Did you guys talk about Cody at handball?

[Eddie]

Dude.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

What was Cody at handball?

[Big Cat]

The.

[Tate]

Well, first off, the handball announcer was relentlessly all over Cody.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Chaps]

I missed. I missed all the handball.

[Tate]

Yeah. And then he was like.

[Chaps]

He was playing.

[Tate]

Yeah, he was, like, going at it with, like, a pretty big dude on the other team the whole time.

[Danny]

Cody, this dude, like, yes. Skipped him to the ground.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And it got serious, but I. I kind of checked out after that. What were they saying on the call?

[Tate]

I don't think I got clipped, but it's definitely on the stream.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was definitely like, last 10, 15 minutes.

[Tate]

Yeah. Some European dudes, they were just really shoving each other.

[Big Cat]

Really? Cody.

[Brandon Walker]

And he was like, I'd love to see that.

[Danny]

Yeah, he was triple the size of Cody.

[Kate]

Yeah, Cody was serious, though.

[Tate]

Cody definitely looked like, well, it's off.

[Danny]

Like, dude, at one point, the guy just ragged all him to the ground. So, like, Cody had to be serious, and he's like, what the. Yeah, but what was JD on the call saying about that?

[Tate]

Just ragging on his arm, telling him that that's the spot in the court where you want the worst guy. Like, he was just going out, like, jesus, dude killed him.

[Brandon Walker]

Did the barstool team hang with the handball team? No, no.

[Eddie]

They beat him at 15 on three.

[Tate]

15 on. Yeah, 15 on three.

[Eddie]

About like the basketball.

[Big Cat]

It turns out we suck. Suck at everything.

[Eddie]

But that one makes sense. I mean, nobody's ever. Nobody plays that. We.

[Big Cat]

No, it's not.

[Eddie]

Play basketball.

[Big Cat]

Real sport.

[Chaps]

How about when me and my fellow pros.

[Eddie]

Pros versus Joe's.

[Chaps]

Yeah, me and. Me and the boys.

[Eddie]

You hit a three.

[Chaps]

I did. Yeah. I did. Thanks, Brandon.

[Eddie]

Are we setting that up? Because I got a. Stephen Che was apparently on one when he came up with the Other sheet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, let me do an ad and then let's get into that. Yeah. Mountain Dew. Summer's here. Summer's coming. It's here. I'm gonna say it's here. It's be 80 degrees on Sunday or Saturday. And nothing goes better. The summer months. Backyard barbecue with an ice cold Mountain Dew. It's hanging with your friends. The refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. You open up that cooler. Oh, think about it. The ice. It's perfect. Perfect. Cold Mountain Dew. The sun's beating down on you. You're hanging out in the backyard. Mountain Dew's there for you. Mountain Dew was proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. An American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48. Do we have any dues? I want to do so bad right now.

[Brandon Walker]

That would be awesome.

[Big Cat]

Just thinking about doing a dude love Mountain Dew. So go get it today. Grab a dude. Tasting great since 48. What did he do with this prep?

[Eddie]

I'm going to read one of his sub questions. Do they have adult intramural swim leagues? That shit must suck. Wow. Yeah, he's really. He really left some takes here. Is it okay to wear goggles anywhere but snorkeling or scuba diving as an adult? You're not competitive swimming as adult. And unless you're in the Olympics.

[Kate]

Dan Soder. One of his old specials. I guess his stepdad was in an adult intramural league.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And it's one of the funniest bits I swimming.

[Eddie]

So they're so funny.

[Kate]

He had when he was, like, in middle school, he had to go with his mom on Saturdays and like, sit and watch his stepdad swim.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

In an adult, it's like one of the funniest. I forget the name of the special, but I, like, listen to it once a year.

[Big Cat]

Do you think that Stephen came up with this because of Nathan McKinnon? Which I'm fully in favor of.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Nathan McKinnon. I don't know if you guys have

[Eddie]

a very good chance. Stephen hasn't seen the. Nathan McKinnon star.

[Big Cat]

Star player for the Aves. Was in the pool on an off day with flippers and a scuba mask.

[Eddie]

The full get up.

[Kate]

Just for fun or for training.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, fun.

[Brandon Walker]

I think flippers are fun.

[Big Cat]

You go so fast. Yeah, dude. I. This was like the funnest thing to do as a kid when you just get a scuba mask and just like, swim on the bottom of the. The pool. Yeah, that's just playing mermaid.

[Chaps]

Awesome.

[Danny]

He's just staring at walls.

[Kate]

Basically flip your hair up all funny.

[Big Cat]

I'm all in on that.

[Chaps]

I imagine if you're lap swimming at the gym, you wear goggles, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, definitely.

[Chaps]

I. I don't. I've never done that before.

[Big Cat]

And probably a cap.

[Chaps]

Hey, we.

[Big Cat]

The whole get up.

[Brandon Walker]

Speaking of swimmers, Ryan Locky.

[Big Cat]

What about him?

[Brandon Walker]

He's the coach of a Missouri State college block twist.

[Mincy]

He.

[Kyle]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't see the video.

[Mincy]

Oh, that.

[Brandon Walker]

He's the coach.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I just saw the still, and it just doesn't look like him.

[Eddie]

It does. It doesn't look like.

[Brandon Walker]

He looks like.

[Big Cat]

Hey, where's the plot?

[Brandon Walker]

He looks Egyptian.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Twist.

[Big Cat]

Brian Lockheed is officially becoming Coach Lochte. After spending half my life staring at the black line at the bottom of a pool, I figured it was time

[Brandon Walker]

to help the next generation do the same thing.

[Big Cat]

Swimming gave me an incredible career.

[Brandon Walker]

Memories, things I will cherish forever.

[Big Cat]

But over the last couple of years,

[Brandon Walker]

something so unexpected happened.

[Big Cat]

I might actually be more passionate about coaching than competing. That seems.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's the natural.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Olympic athlete. I think I might even can't compete anymore.

[Chaps]

Yeah. But you not hear the start where it said plot twist, so it's actually not expected at all. This is a major plot.

[Brandon Walker]

Does he have ties to. Did he go to Missouri State?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That's, like, the least plot twist you could ever have.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ryan Lochte coaching swimming. Okay, that's.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Makes total sense.

[Brandon Walker]

I would have assumed he was doing that already.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What's going on?

[Big Cat]

Ryan Lochte's coaching swimming. Plot twist.

[Kyle]

But what is his role?

[Big Cat]

Coach?

[Chaps]

Assistant coach. Actually.

[Eddie]

Missouri State.

[Kyle]

Oh, that seems underwhelming.

[Eddie]

Right, Ethan? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, but again, I. Maybe you gotta. You didn't see the video. It's a plot twist.

[Eddie]

It's a plot twist. Nobody saw it coming.

[Big Cat]

Brian Lochte is officially.

[Kyle]

And that's Ryan Lock.

[Eddie]

Twist.

[Big Cat]

Ryan Lochte is officially becoming Coach Lock.

[Eddie]

Well, the number one thing is we don't think he looks like.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think it's him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Yeah. That doesn't.

[Eddie]

That. That didn't look like Ryan Lochte either, to be honest. That looked like James Franco playing him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Do we know what Ryan Lochte looks like?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Kyle]

So is that Ryan Lochte talking about Ryan Lochte?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, that was Ryan Lochte.

[Kate]

I'm not. I picture him with, like, bleached hair, like Nicky Smokes.

[Big Cat]

He did have it for a while, I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon.

[Eddie]

Yes. Hi.

[Brandon Walker]

Were you cucked?

[Eddie]

In what way?

[Brandon Walker]

By the wanton Don.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Chaps]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Grand Marshal of The largest wiener dog race. Another one.

[Eddie]

Did he get a winter dog race?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he sure did. The biggest.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

And the video was the biggest.

[Brandon Walker]

No, Brandon Wanton dons is the biggest.

[Eddie]

Wow. Let me see how big his is.

[Brandon Walker]

Good ass intro.

[Big Cat]

Oh, and he dressed up for it.

[Kate]

Look at the effort.

[Eddie]

No, mine's way bigger. Hey, how are you? We're here at the Mill Creek Doxy Derby. Pretty much the super bowl for dogs. I think he's full. I think he's full of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think he's full of it?

[Eddie]

Did you see my crowd?

[Big Cat]

Absolute chaos.

[Brandon Walker]

And we're here today thanks to Lucky.

[Kate]

Oh, he got it sponsored.

[Big Cat]

It got sold

[Chaps]

too. Look at that little purse.

[Eddie]

The quality of his video is probably way better than mine.

[Chaps]

Look, there's a little bag he's got.

[Danny]

You had no epic music, Brandon.

[Eddie]

No, his isn't even close to as big as mine. That, that, that race, that event that probably has 800 people there.

[Brandon Walker]

How many did yours have?

[Eddie]

10,000.

[Brandon Walker]

Your race had 10,000 people?

[Big Cat]

Not that bad, Brad.

[Eddie]

Not that many people at the race are watching the races, but they were around the festival right there. And did you see my crowd?

[Big Cat]

Did you decide to do this in the first place? First got involved in the wiener dog racing about 10 years ago, and when I saw the dogs run, I instantly saw these wiener dogs in the light

[Eddie]

I'd never seen before.

[Big Cat]

And I think I instantly became addicted

[Eddie]

to wiener dog racing.

[Big Cat]

Sounds like,

[Eddie]

as far as I know right now, Maine. He's on main.

[Brandon Walker]

Never been on Maine.

[Big Cat]

All that away. He's on freak out later.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that. We'll talk about that later.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, that's a big cat text.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I try and I try. Oh, that might just be that much. Might be an appearance in the door.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, when Brandon appears in your office door, do you know he's about to quit?

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's. Yeah, it's usually something heavy.

[Eddie]

I haven't that happened in a while.

[Big Cat]

I invited Reed in my office today. He was.

[Brandon Walker]

He tweeted about it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I was like, dude, you can come in anytime. He's like, this is cat's office. Like, yeah, it's a pretty big mess.

[Eddie]

And did you summon him or did you be like, I asked him to

[Big Cat]

grab me a water because he was standing right next to it. Just brought the cats monitor's office. First time I stepped foot in there, he said I was welcome anytime in there. That's some big baller. And then he, like, what? He walked up to my. There's a Wisconsin rose bowl, which I think you got me. I did the Rose bowl picture against ucla and he walked up and he started pointing at it. And I was like, he's about to tell me like his parents were there or something. He goes. He just points it. He's like. I think I have the same poster.

[Danny]

Okay, you guys got to talk some sense into this kid about getting rid of those socks. Those.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Brandon Walker]

Like socks.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

I'm not Wisconsin fam.

[Big Cat]

No, but his. He's from Wisconsin.

[Eddie]

Okay, all right.

[Big Cat]

So I. I just assumed his parents might have gone.

[Danny]

I'm not shaming him for having holes in his socks. I'm shaming him for refusing to let go of those socks with holes in them. That's insane.

[Brandon Walker]

His underwear is like that too.

[Danny]

Come on, they can't be breaking.

[Big Cat]

You can't change Reed though. If the minute he starts dressing nice, he's going to realize he's cooler than every.

[Eddie]

I don't think untorn socks is dressing nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

You just can't.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you a millionaire?

[Eddie]

Those shoes too are not, excuse me, money bags.

[Big Cat]

He's wearing like a 10 year old shoes that is obsessed with soccer. Like we need to keep him that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I'm not worried about him anymore. He. He's not going to psychologically change. And I was worried about that at first. I was worried about all like the fanfare and the attention would naturally change somebody. But he, but he. I don't think he has.

[Danny]

Is he.

[Eddie]

When it comes to this office, going out in Chicago, you know, going out on the town. Is he the number one, the man guy we got now? Is he the man when he goes out?

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's right in that demographic there

[Chaps]

was here. And I asked him who's the. Who's the guy barked for? Yeah, he's like, it's Reed.

[Eddie]

I know Smokes probably believes he's the man.

[Chaps]

Yeah. No, but Reed is the hotness right now.

[Danny]

Reed has female fans too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he has got it all.

[Chaps]

The hotness.

[Big Cat]

How was, by the way, how was Priscilla with Che? Priscilla did a Somali Che.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, is it out?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think so.

[Eddie]

Those just watch it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I guess. Well, I don't want to watch the whole thing.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm a little behind.

[Eddie]

Long.

[Big Cat]

They're like minutes. What?

[TJ]

It's 10 minutes.

[Big Cat]

10 minutes. 10 minutes too long.

[TJ]

They talk about New Zealand and then they talk about boat ownership and then they talk about the NBA combo.

[Big Cat]

45 seconds.

[Eddie]

Lips at the wine glass. New episode of Smally Chair.

[Brandon Walker]

We're here with Ryan Rosillo.

[Chaps]

Watch Rosillo's face.

[Big Cat]

He manhandled him.

[Chaps]

More of these guys.

[Eddie]

We're dropping the eon. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Sav Blanc backstory is the guy who.

[Big Cat]

That's all I have. Winery.

[Brandon Walker]

And he was like, hey, are you a huge wine drinker?

[Big Cat]

And I was like, to be honest

[Brandon Walker]

with you, not really.

[Big Cat]

So not great business sense. But I said, I'm not afraid of

[Brandon Walker]

a Sauvignon Blanc every now and then.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Big Cat]

So they were like, really? And this guy actually New Zealand face cut out the entire video.

[Brandon Walker]

Somali CH.

[Big Cat]

It looks like they got a better angle there.

[Kate]

Seems to be enjoying this.

[Big Cat]

It's over, though.

[Eddie]

He.

[Big Cat]

He bodied him. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Hard slap shakes him.

[Chaps]

He pulls his shirt up his shoulder.

[Eddie]

New episode of Small Ryan Rosilla

[Danny]

rough and rowdy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, zoom in on that left on that right handed. Ch. Can we zoom in? I just want to see that isolated. It's too much.

[Brandon Walker]

So Ch Started.

[Chaps]

Shakes and pulls his shirt up.

[Eddie]

New episode of Smally Chair here with five star.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Too much.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the most pissed man in the world.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. I already delivered.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was good.

[Big Cat]

No notes. Don't have to watch all 10 minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

We all know Chase started Somali Che because he knew that the super bowl was going to be in a wine area. Right. So what's he going to do for la?

[Chaps]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Titus, what's.

[Chaps]

What's so many things. I guess start some sort of reality show or something. Yeah. Acting just becomes an actor.

[Tate]

Late night tv.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm thinking about getting plastic surgery. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Eddie, I think you might start. He must start a late night TV show.

[Tate]

Yeah, he might start in late night.

[Eddie]

Like January 1st is the debut of Che at night.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

And then we. Oh, we're in la.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Shape Night.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Tate]

I want to see Kimmel. Of course I did.

[Big Cat]

By the way, I got an update for my wife. I said, by the way, you missed the yak yesterday. This is what happened. I sent the picture and she just wrote back, no period. I saw.

[Brandon Walker]

So one of those ones.

[Eddie]

Oh, her not talking.

[Big Cat]

And I said. And. And she said, I decided I would sit this one out.

[Eddie]

So I didn't say anything. When I got home, my wife and I just. She didn't say a word to me yesterday. I got home at like 7 o' clock and at like 10, I was going to bed. I was like, I never talked to my wife. I never. And I walked upstairs and she was. She was laying in the bed and I said, how are you doing? She said, good. And that was.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that was. You might.

[Brandon Walker]

She said one word to you yesterday.

[Eddie]

One word to me yesterday. Yeah. So? So I think she. She probably wasn't thrilled with the whole. Yeah, but daddy's got to be. Daddy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what got her the bed she's laying on.

[Big Cat]

Keep the lights on here.

[Brandon Walker]

Red count, hon.

[Eddie]

If the boys got to suck on some titty, the boys gotta suck on some titties. Direct deposit still gonna hit every two weeks.

[Danny]

Jackie texted me. She was like. Someone tweeted at me that Kate is supposed to change you. Does that mean, like, your. Your style or. Or mentally just your diaper? I just said yes.

[Eddie]

Oh, you should have asked her what you. What she wanted changed about you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't think she would have guessed that it was Kate changing my diaper.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. If you had said, like, what do you want change about me? And she just wrote back, just your diaper.

[Brandon Walker]

Your pants are filled with. It's my least favorite thing about you. You always yourself.

[TJ]

You want to watch Cody get rag dolled?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[TJ]

He's in the red shorts in the center of the frame here.

[Eddie]

Red shorts, center.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Wait, that's him. Oh, great. Screen. Get him, Cody.

[Chaps]

Hell, yeah.

[Danny]

Cody

[Tate]

shooting a rope.

[Eddie]

Look at fervent. He's fighting with

[Brandon Walker]

Cody.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he was mad, and that's the worst type of mad. Because he's such a slight boy. There's nothing he can do.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's mad.

[Danny]

I mean, what Red did try to slap the hool for.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think. What?

[Chaps]

I don't think Red did anything. I think Cody was doing.

[Kyle]

He was, like, assaulting him.

[Brandon Walker]

Cody, watch, watch.

[Big Cat]

You're. You're right, but.

[Kate]

Potato.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's a rag.

[Big Cat]

Wait, go back. I want to see that again.

[Brandon Walker]

You're right, but you would have thought

[Danny]

that had happened already, like five more times.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, this is Cody starting it. Aggressive.

[Chaps]

Cody's trying to tackle him in misses.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Chaps]

And then to. Barely moves.

[Eddie]

Get my hat back on.

[Tate]

Shooting a rope.

[Eddie]

Look at Fer he's fighting with.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, this is. Is that.

[Brandon Walker]

Cody's the aggressor.

[Big Cat]

That's got to be a terrible feeling for Cody.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's like trying to scream in his.

[Brandon Walker]

And then. Is he trying to smack the ball out of his hand here? I like this.

[Tate]

Out of coke.

[Big Cat]

And this guy's just having the time of his life. He's like this guy.

[Danny]

Teachers for students.

[Eddie]

What's he doing?

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think he did anything wrong.

[Chaps]

No. I'm on team red.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Can I grab him. I need to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

So, no, he did not.

[Kyle]

The. The other guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Cody was.

[Kyle]

Unless. Unless there's something maybe we missed, something

[Brandon Walker]

that seems unlike Cody to just do that.

[Chaps]

The guy was standing there. Cody tried to, like, move him. He doesn't move. Then he tried to, like, tackle him. Whiffs on it, falls down, is embarrassed, gets up, pushes him in the back,

[Eddie]

wipes at the ball.

[Chaps]

Barely moves when he pushes him in the back. Yeah. And then tries to, like, pick him up. And then the guy, like, picks Cody up and sets him over there. I don't know. I think I'm on the team. Team red guy on this one.

[Brandon Walker]

I think we need more details.

[Chaps]

Unless something happened before.

[Kyle]

Either way.

[Eddie]

Well, Cody will tell.

[Kyle]

Nightmares.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, let's tell Cody to say the line when he sits down.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, Cody will be ready, though. Oh, Cody. He might say which one? Just run through them all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

True

[Big Cat]

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[TJ]

300 though.

[Chaps]

30 left.

[Big Cat]

300,000 people left for his bachelor.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. He had to go. Go Buffalo.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what the quite. Zoom them. Zoom them in. Get him zoomed.

[Eddie]

Are we doing say, are we playing say the line?

[Brandon Walker]

I just don't think it could be me.

[Big Cat]

Danny, did you see also you got an investigation?

[Danny]

Yeah, I saw that too.

[Big Cat]

The Tate.

[Danny]

The bathroom investigations are exhausting.

[Big Cat]

The only place someone peed on top of the urinal.

[Brandon Walker]

That has to be a tall person.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What time did this take place?

[Chaps]

Fascinating.

[Danny]

Is this upstairs?

[Brandon Walker]

You gotta Clean that up.

[Big Cat]

I would like to just get right to the security video and figure out the tallest person that's gone in there. Yeah, I'll tell Tate to come down here.

[Brandon Walker]

Hope it's not Lance.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's definitely.

[Eddie]

There's not a. Call people up.

[Big Cat]

This is our pathetic, pathetic Titans.

[Kyle]

I don't have a frame of reference. No man is tall enough to do that. Right.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to be tall with a short penis.

[Eddie]

It has to just unexpectedly.

[Big Cat]

Shoot.

[Kate]

Yeah. Explain how that.

[Danny]

Or if they just flop it over the waistband.

[Big Cat]

And we also got to find someone who's not hydrating correctly.

[Danny]

Should I go up there?

[Kate]

Like you would notice that, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Who's upstairs right now? Let's see if it got on top.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

They're not cleaning it off.

[Big Cat]

No one. Yeah. Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Ron.

[Danny]

He wouldn't be on my suspect list.

[TJ]

No.

[Eddie]

I bet his dick is just ready to pee at all times.

[Big Cat]

That's Ron.

[Danny]

And he's always hydrated,

[Kate]

but also kind of deeply.

[Big Cat]

Too many waters.

[Eddie]

What do you think if we interviewed Hinkle about it? What do you think you'd say, Danny?

[Big Cat]

Me?

[Danny]

I could see how you would think it's me, but I just want to say beforehand, I rarely use that urinal. Go on.

[Brandon Walker]

I. I think that's 100% exactly.

[Big Cat]

Tate, what time. What time did this take place? Nice. Nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's a really nice. We need to create lanes or avenues.

[Kate]

I know. Sorry.

[Big Cat]

It's when the doors aren't the windows.

[Kate]

A little clutter.

[Big Cat]

These aren't open. People can come in through.

[Eddie]

Can we?

[Big Cat]

Oh, real quick. Say the line.

[Eddie]

The line. You always say the line.

[Brandon Walker]

You've been here long enough.

[Big Cat]

Say the line.

[Eddie]

Say the line, Tate. I don't know what the line.

[Mincy]

It's your line.

[Kyle]

You're the one. You always say say nothing.

[Mincy]

No, that's not true.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, say the.

[Eddie]

You're out of here.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker]

That's passable. That's passable.

[Mincy]

What is the line?

[Brandon Walker]

We don't.

[Big Cat]

That was.

[Brandon Walker]

Tastes like paint.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh. All right. No further question.

[Mincy]

I don't know what came. Yeah, I'll tell you why. Because right now we're planning. I'm trying to get a stream planned where we provide the umpiring crew for a real baseball game.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Max boy, big cat. Like to umpire.

[Mincy]

Madison Mallard. You guys are our first option. If you guys want us.

[Eddie]

Come on. Well, can they do it?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Mincy]

They check in with the league? Probably not, but Rico Bosco, behind the

[Eddie]

dish that's not gonna. You think that's convincing them? If they say, no, we can't do it, but then you.

[Mincy]

I think if we did things like. And then Deutsch does a 9, 9, 9. And someone does the National Anthem.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like barstool night.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I think someone would say yes to that. Am I here for the piss?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What time does this take place?

[Mincy]

I tweeted it as soon as I came out of the bathroom. I mean, that's piss. And there's a pube up there, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, there's a pube.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Cody]

Look at.

[Brandon Walker]

That's gotta be.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Danny]

This is the upstairs bathroom, Tate.

[Big Cat]

You just have a DNA.

[Kate]

Wait, can you stand up and show me how high that area is? Like, where would that come up to?

[Mincy]

Yeah, I got no chance on, like, say you're tall.

[Kate]

I don't understand how tall.

[Eddie]

You were there.

[Mincy]

You had to, like, pee and, like, it go up and then you decide.

[Kate]

But where on you is the top of that?

[Eddie]

All I'm saying, Tate, I can prove that you're tall enough and you were there.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm like this typically.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I'll get you the exact measurement. They're all the same, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no, I don't think.

[Big Cat]

Really?

[Eddie]

The one upstairs, he's up there.

[Danny]

It might be off by like an inch or two.

[Kate]

How does a pube.

[Brandon Walker]

Was Mincy. The Lucy in the urinal guy?

[Eddie]

He.

[Mincy]

I have reason to believe that he does that. He did it at Business House.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like, leaves it in the urinal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It clogs it up.

[Big Cat]

How do you.

[Mincy]

I don't have the best etiquette in the world, but, like, how do you do that? Someone has to clean.

[Brandon Walker]

You have to clean up your piss and somebody else.

[Eddie]

This man around, you know how he does it?

[Mincy]

Yeah, but just like, I don't think he pissed on the. I don't think it's him. Maybe it is, but my thing is, like, how do you. I get. I guess. If you accidentally peed somewhere, how do you not clean it up?

[Kate]

We see the cleaning crew every day.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kate]

It's like, you know, in your head, that's who's. It's like, that's what makes me crazy. Like, you know, somebody else is going to have to clean that up.

[TJ]

Is it, like, because you would have to go get a napkin and then go back to the urinal. Like, if there was somebody else in.

[Kate]

Oh, too embarrassed.

[Eddie]

You think you're never gonna be found out.

[Mincy]

But in this company, don't you have a different mindset? Like, yeah, if you spill something in the hallway, ever since the White Sox, Dave spilled. Dude, you have to go clean that up or else you might be on camera as being the biggest asshole in the world.

[Eddie]

Cameras in the bathroom?

[Big Cat]

It's true.

[Eddie]

What time did you discover it?

[Mincy]

12:45.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Mincy]

I think Burns was in there at the same time.

[Eddie]

Anybody show, like, starting at 12 is exonerated.

[Mincy]

Why were people tagging you? Did you do that at some point of me?

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I think when I tweeted it, some people were like, I don't use Brandon,

[Eddie]

because I assume they just went to the tall guys.

[Kyle]

I don't think you're there even for a tall guy.

[Brandon Walker]

But that's piss. How would piss get up there exactly?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Okay, then the minus four hundreds. Crazy. I don't use the upstairs bathroom. I'm a downstairs guy.

[Danny]

I could see someone having to pee really bad, and they initially kind of get a dribble up there, and they

[Brandon Walker]

finally pull, so they have to aim their penis up.

[Mincy]

That's a good measurement system.

[Brandon Walker]

So you have to aim your penis up.

[Eddie]

Anything else?

[Big Cat]

I had to hike up, so I got a little dribble.

[Danny]

Could it be due to the post shake?

[Big Cat]

What are you going to do?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he's shaking hard.

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's a hell of a shake shot.

[Big Cat]

It's a hard shot. Like, I was. I was just standing there, and it. You know you do it.

[Mincy]

You know you do it. And also the pupe.

[Eddie]

I think, Danny, I think it's the initial.

[Brandon Walker]

Do we have tweezers? Can we max the pu to grow?

[Kate]

Is there a flusher? What if somebody got pee and pube on their hand and then they went to flush?

[Brandon Walker]

Those droplets don't look like they're.

[Eddie]

That.

[Chaps]

That's straight.

[Eddie]

No, I think possible.

[Big Cat]

No. What do we have? Can we get security footage for the. The 20 minutes before this upstairs bathroom? Yeah.

[Kate]

Is Gino about to get.

[Danny]

You said Burns was currently in there.

[Eddie]

Burns was in a stall, so it's not.

[Mincy]

Unless. Yeah, I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the perfect crime.

[Mincy]

He was standing, though.

[Big Cat]

Well, no, the perfect crime, we all agree, is Tate. Oh, no.

[Chaps]

Hey, Tate.

[Brandon Walker]

Pluck, go get that pube and then go collect pubes from everybody upstairs.

[Big Cat]

Creating a crime and then being like,

[Brandon Walker]

hey, we need a sample.

[Eddie]

You're tall enough and you were there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So that is the perfect.

[Chaps]

Did you say the line?

[Mincy]

Yeah, I said a line.

[Kyle]

I did a good line.

[Big Cat]

Say it again for Titus. You're out of here. We got. We got it. Danny, you got to go around the office. You got to get some lines.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We got to get some more.

[Kyle]

I just want to hear what line people would come up with.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I don't know what mine would be.

[Kyle]

Just.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Michael.

[Kyle]

Michael.

[Big Cat]

Michael.

[Brandon Walker]

Cody.

[Chaps]

What was that?

[Big Cat]

What's up?

[Brandon Walker]

First of all, where are you?

[Cody]

I'm getting some stuff before I head out for my trip.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you know why we're calling you?

[Cody]

No idea.

[Brandon Walker]

We need to hear the line before you go on the bachelor party.

[Eddie]

Say the line.

[Big Cat]

The line, Cody.

[Eddie]

Say the line, buddy.

[Cody]

Gotta do it.

[Big Cat]

There it is.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Where are you? Are you in a Target?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Cody]

I decided to get. Get some stuff before I head out. Like clothes, like toiletries.

[Big Cat]

You don't have toiletries?

[Cody]

Like, travel stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

When'd you fly?

[Cody]

What is this all about?

[Eddie]

You getting ragdolled and handball the other day.

[Cody]

Oh, my God, I got dominated.

[Eddie]

We investigated, and I think a lot of the consensus here is that you were the aggressor. Oh, great screen. Would you agree with that characterization that you were the aggressor? Pause.

[Cody]

I mean, it was a physical game. I never got a penalty called on me.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

But you.

[Big Cat]

You got stuck in a situation where it was just a larger man who could rag doll you, and you were trying your hardest.

[Cody]

Oh, I was trying my heart out. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He was reaching for your hat. He was, like, giving you a backpack. Like, he was friendly the whole time.

[Cody]

Oh, no, he was great. Oh, Tate said in the beginning of the stream, we don't know anything about handball. Embarrass us. Have fun, like, whatever. So I was like, all right, well, I'm not scoring any goals because the ball's covered in glue. Let me try to go and make some action for my team. So that was all I can contribute.

[Brandon Walker]

But I think I saw real anger.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, anger.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We're pissed.

[Danny]

This was also in, like, the final 10.

[Chaps]

Yeah. You look like you really frustrated. Looks like you felt like you were emasculated by. By the ragdolling, and we're trying to, like, actually tap.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Chaps]

That guy was like, you're just horsing around.

[Cody]

I mean, I was. I was trying to move him. He's, like, 2ft taller and 150 pounds heavier than me.

[Big Cat]

Cody, I had a question that just popped my head. You're. You left for your bachelor party. Yeah, It's Wednesday.

[Cody]

Yeah. I gotta go to bridal shower tomorrow and then bachelor party.

[Big Cat]

Wednesday's.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

For a second there, I thought it was Thursday. No, it's Wednesday.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

You might be also wondering why? Like. Like why me and Brandon are still here? And it's because we don't do this. We just weren't invited.

[Eddie]

We weren't invited.

[Cody]

That's just not true.

[Eddie]

We were gonna pay for the whole thing.

[Big Cat]

Who was invited?

[Cody]

I invited mostly sports crew.

[Chaps]

It's just not true.

[Eddie]

Okay, now we're just lying.

[Chaps]

You're lying.

[Eddie]

You didn't invite me.

[Cody]

I said in person, in the studio. I invited you to the Bachelor and the wedding.

[Eddie]

What did you say?

[Cody]

I said, hey, my bachelor party is coming up. Does anyone want to go? Why would anyone go

[Chaps]

without telling us where it was or when it was?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Chaps]

Which is a.

[Big Cat]

That was just a.

[Eddie]

You were just coming up.

[Brandon Walker]

That's not a real box.

[Big Cat]

What? Is anyone from the office going? No. Oh, no. Friends?

[Eddie]

Do you. Hate all of us?

[Kyle]

That's

[Cody]

Big Cat. Something I want to put on your radar. Actually, tomorrow NFL schedule comes out. Bears are slated to play in Buffalo new stadium. Just be on the lookout for that. That's all I gotta say.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so we. We are gonna play.

[Cody]

Yeah. And I think we'll probably. You and I will probably attend.

[Eddie]

Probably. Or whatever.

[Brandon Walker]

So it'll be a nice.

[Danny]

Separately.

[Eddie]

Sounds good.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait, Cody, you invited these guys to your bachelor party and wedding?

[Cody]

To the wedding. Yeah. I don't think anyone is going besides Connor.

[Big Cat]

Oh, so still no friend.

[Eddie]

Excuse me?

[Cody]

Well, potentially Brandon, but he's not sure.

[Eddie]

50. 50.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's my wife's approval. Would you. Would you have preferred it to be no one? Because, like just Connor.

[Brandon Walker]

That's.

[Chaps]

That's brutal. Just Connor's tough.

[Big Cat]

That's so brutal.

[Cody]

Yeah, I'm sure he'll be good on the dance floor. He'll be a good vibe.

[Eddie]

I mean, if you would have gotten married at 400 North Noble.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. We would have done it.

[Eddie]

We. We. I'd be there.

[Big Cat]

Actually, probably not.

[Cody]

Yeah, no, you would have something going on.

[Big Cat]

No. Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, that's so far from your home.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

After 2pm no chance.

[Eddie]

If you would have gotten Married at like 9:30am at 400 North Noble on

[Danny]

a Tuesday during the filming of Surviving.

[Eddie]

My wife kind of wants to go, so I'm probably coming. Cody. All right, perfect.

[Brandon Walker]

You better act quick. Hotels are crazy right now in Buffalo.

[Eddie]

I'll just say Cody's house.

[Cody]

Yeah, the NHL draft is the same day and there's a huge country festival or something.

[Eddie]

Well, there you go. Might make it a whole family event.

[Chaps]

Might forget to go. Wedding. Yeah, I just be at Buffalo having a good time. Forget about the Wedding.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

All right.

[Cody]

But, yeah. Body to handball. Love you all. Somebody got to do it.

[Chaps]

Good luck with the toiletries.

[Brandon Walker]

Safe travels.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. That was a good sign off. Damn good sign off.

[Brandon Walker]

Good.

[Big Cat]

He's buying a new shirt. Yeah, for the best.

[Brandon Walker]

For the boys.

[Kate]

Where does Cody bachelor? I can see him. Cabin on a lake.

[Brandon Walker]

I think he's doing upstate New York.

[Eddie]

I think it might just be like bowling in Buffalo.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Like a bowling night with a boy that actually rocks. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

Real quick. I'll just film and then see what I do.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Just get some people to say the line.

[Eddie]

Bye, Danny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we got it. So we all agree Tate was the one who pissed?

[Mincy]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Danny maybe set it up. She's like, how long have you worked here? Say the line.

[Eddie]

Ah. Okay, here's. Here's. I got the scene. Tate's up there. Tape pisses on the top. Tate might be able to escape, but somebody walks in. So yes, I was. Phone. Yeah, yeah, phone. Can you believe this? And he takes a shot of it and then he's like, bang. I think that's what happened. Tate.

[Mincy]

It does add up. I will say this though. I feel confident you can do as big of investigation you want. It wasn't me. I would like to know who it was, but I have no nerve.

[Eddie]

Let me see. What color your piss is that? Don't piss on me.

[Brandon Walker]

Not right now. Not right now.

[Mincy]

Not late.

[Eddie]

That's the answer.

[Mincy]

No, I'm not. My piss.

[Brandon Walker]

Who do you think it is?

[Eddie]

Nick said you have to have. I didn't. I said it was deutsch.

[Mincy]

You have to have zero, like, respect for others.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Eddie]

So Mincy is.

[Big Cat]

That's pretty much this entire office.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that is true.

[Mincy]

Knowing that someone has to clean like, it's not like the you piss in the ocean or whatever. It's just if you pissed on top of it, someone is cleaning it up.

[Big Cat]

But then again, we have a terrible. We have a group of terrible people.

[Mincy]

I'm not the nicest guy in the world, but that's way across the line.

[Big Cat]

So is you.

[Eddie]

Oh, plot twist. What if it's a woman?

[TJ]

So they check the tapes. You want the list of people?

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[TJ]

Deutsch. Mike Katic, Ben Mintz. Graham, Danny. Lance Burns. Ohio's Tate, above the freelance guys that are here for surviving.

[Big Cat]

And I think it was Deutsche or Kadik.

[Eddie]

I mean, Lance is tall.

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, that could be any of them and I wouldn't be shocked.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, but it also could be one of the freelance guys that we don't want out publicly, but I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

That's all.

[Chaps]

Like, if the real Deutsche. He'll just say he did it even if he didn't.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

He just has that personality.

[Big Cat]

You have to have known. You did that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

There wasn't a little. It wasn't one drop. It was like four drops.

[Kyle]

I can't even.

[Chaps]

It can't be an accident.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean?

[Kyle]

I can't even picture how that happens.

[Eddie]

I'm going with tight.

[Kate]

What if. Do you guys ever, like.

[Kyle]

I've never pissed upwards.

[Kate]

Like, after the act, sometimes I really have to go and I piss like a racehorse. And it's like a lot at first. Like, all right, a geyser.

[Eddie]

But I'm saying with the trust right

[Kate]

here, when you really have to go, does it shoot up?

[Eddie]

I peed on the top of that thing before.

[Chaps]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[Big Cat]

Certainly have. Oh, but I wipe it up.

[Eddie]

I cleaned it up immediately. I freaked out.

[Kate]

Conditions when you really had to go

[Eddie]

after waking up early in the morning, walk in there and I pee somebody.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you did a boner pee.

[Chaps]

Boner pee.

[Big Cat]

Boner pee at work.

[Kate]

It was Mikey Betts.

[Eddie]

And I was like, oh, because. And I peed on top of it and I was. I stopped. I stopped everything.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I didn't even think. I don't think I've ever had a boner in the office.

[Chaps]

I have never had a boner in this office. I came close yesterday. Yeah, I've had half yesterday. I was really close.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

I was on Brandon's lap.

[Kate]

There's a whole row on top of the Titus.

[Brandon Walker]

Have you ever pissed at Lincoln Social in Columbus?

[Chaps]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Highest urinals I've ever done. I was looking straight down at my shit.

[Chaps]

No, straight.

[Brandon Walker]

Eye to eye. Unbelievable. I aim upwards.

[TJ]

Good.

[Chaps]

I'll have to do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Next time you're in town. I'll never forget it, Tate. Have you.

[Mincy]

I've been there.

[TJ]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

You fit, sir?

[Mincy]

I don't remember this.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you got to point it straight up.

[Mincy]

Check it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

Sounds like you want one. You wouldn't forget.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I was there. I was like, I'm gonna remember this and one day I'll tell somebody and that'll be that. That was it.

[Eddie]

That's now.

[Brandon Walker]

It feels really good.

[Eddie]

It.

[Brandon Walker]

Finally I can get it out of my head.

[Big Cat]

Is Danny around the office right now?

[Eddie]

I think he's live, though. I think he's recording it. Bring.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he's. Oh, I like that. I like that better quality. All right, so, Tate, it was you.

[Mincy]

It wasn't me.

[Eddie]

Are we running for mayor though?

[Mincy]

Is that a thing?

[Big Cat]

I really want him to.

[Mincy]

I think it's a good idea.

[Big Cat]

I. I really.

[Eddie]

What about no political aspirations from the man? Do we not.

[Big Cat]

Does he have to live in the city though?

[Mincy]

That's the thing. I would assume so.

[Big Cat]

Cuz I'm down to make him run for mayor of Chicago. Kent, he could win.

[Mincy]

Not Chicago. If we do a normal suburb.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Mincy]

You don't think he could win?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Mincy]

With the power of you guys behind him.

[Big Cat]

No, no. I would run oppo. I'd fund whoever he's going against.

[Brandon Walker]

That town would just keep booking widespread panic over and over the entire town

[Big Cat]

budget him in a debate would be so good.

[Kyle]

Mayors actually debate.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

We'd have to. We'd have to make one. You have to say that we're doing

[Kyle]

a debate reading a book to children.

[Big Cat]

But I think it's one of those things that like if you challenge someone to debate and they say no, you win. So he could just. We just make him challenge.

[Eddie]

Just do the challenges.

[Mincy]

How hard is it to run for? Like if you ran for Chicago, would he never be seen by anyone ever? Is it that?

[Big Cat]

Probably not. Because there's like a primary and all that. It would be fun though. Just get him canvassing.

[Mincy]

Chicago is. I mean Dave did it, right? Dave did. How far did he get?

[Big Cat]

He didn't get past the signatures, but

[Mincy]

I would get us the signature.

[Big Cat]

Like let me run with him. Yeah. Just thinking of him.

[Chaps]

Run M Run.

[Mincy]

Great slogan.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

You guys have the power to get him. Like Dave ran for Boston, what, 20 years ago.

[Eddie]

I don't even know.

[Big Cat]

It was like 10 years. Yeah. 15 years ago. Miny. Just going to like some neighborhoods and being like. It's been almost four years since I said it and who isn't?

[Mincy]

Isn't the mayor. Is it? Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Brandon Johnson.

[Eddie]

Great T shirts too.

[Big Cat]

Great debate.

[Chaps]

Mincy versus Brandon Johnson, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Mincy might just.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Mincy's like, I bet you he said it more.

[Chaps]

Don't. Doesn't everybody hate Chicago's mayor no matter who it is or is that.

[Big Cat]

No, there's been a couple ones.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think the current last couple has an approval rating of like 2.

[Chaps]

There have been some good ones.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

It's not necessarily a position of people like Lori.

[Eddie]

No.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Visually funny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, funny, funny.

[Kate]

I feel like the last two have been duds.

[Big Cat]

Rom was. Was decently liked.

[Chaps]

Spencer Pratt's running for mayor of la.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he gonna do well?

[Eddie]

Sounds like he is doing well. Yeah.

[Chaps]

He's doing big city. What I'm saying is these big city mayors, even though it's, like, an office you. You hold in high esteem.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

Actually, I don't pay that much attention to this stuff, but it seems like the people that do are just like, our mayor is a bozo.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

And that's true of, like, we could. New York, L.A. chicago. Why can't it be our bozos?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

That mayor from right outside la, turns out she was sent from China.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. She's like, Chinese spy.

[Kate]

If she can do it, then, yeah.

[Big Cat]

American Spencer Pratt also is running mayor exactly how you'd expect it. Like, I saw this one clip where he's like, yeah, when I get in charge, I'm giving everyone two weeks, and then we're cleaning it all up. It's like, okay, sounds good.

[Kyle]

To what?

[Big Cat]

He's like, we're gonna tell all the homeless people. You get two weeks.

[Danny]

Oh, homeless.

[Brandon Walker]

Live it up,

[Kyle]

then.

[Big Cat]

We're going.

[Chaps]

Enjoy it while you can.

[Big Cat]

We're just cleaning it up.

[Chaps]

Enjoy your homeless life.

[Brandon Walker]

Do they do, like, polling? Does he have a chance to win?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

I think he's doing well in Poland.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Chaps]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's insane. So that's. Yeah. To your point. Like, I mean, he's not gonna win,

[Mincy]

but if he could get seen, I think it's hilarious.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you think you get 1% of the vote?

[Mincy]

What if big cat. I hate to, like, ask him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, he's not doing terrible.

[Mincy]

Like, if you put money behind a big cat, like, every percent you get, I will give you X. Ben Mintz would give you his very best.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he would. Yeah. We just, like, hey, Mincy, we're. I'm gonna. I'm gonna fund this thing, but then when you become mayor, we're gonna bleed this town dry. Yeah. He would just go out and say that, though, by accident.

[Brandon Walker]

He would get honey potted so easy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, man. Him getting. Getting in some type of prostitution, going to the slammer. We should try to sting him. We should sting them.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think it would be hard

[Kate]

using campaign funds on poker tournaments.

[Brandon Walker]

On poker tournaments.

[Eddie]

All those campaign funds.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We should sting them with. We should do a prostitution sting on.

[Kyle]

We should.

[Big Cat]

It would be so funny.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Because it would 100 work.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Without a doubt.

[Eddie]

We end up accidentally, like, catching Glenny Balls or something. Or another. Another barstool employee.

[Big Cat]

Just watching him in a hotel room, like, just talk a prostitute's ear off about World Series of Poker and Widespread panic. That would be worth it. Yeah. We don't even have to make the arrest.

[Kyle]

No arrest.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we should. We could probably convince him he did anything. Just get one of those, like, pedophile hunters to run up on him. Oh, my God. The problem with that is, like, he would probably just start admitting to. And we'd have a whole other can

[Chaps]

of work zipping up a suitcase.

[Big Cat]

Stopped alive.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Tate, did you see the suitcase clip from the yak?

[Mincy]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

We tried to get him to open up his suitcase and he just said the things in it. He didn't want to take things out. He was hiding something.

[Chaps]

He was.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Intriguing. We never got to the bottom of

[Mincy]

it, and he was. There's some things, like when he gets adamant, that means he's up to no good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, he started to get, like, red in the face and just started walking

[Brandon Walker]

like, push back at big cat.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's like, no. What was in that?

[Chaps]

What could it be?

[Kate]

Nipple clips?

[Brandon Walker]

Something M's got.

[Tate]

I got.

[Big Cat]

Is he here right now?

[Mincy]

Yeah, he's here.

[Eddie]

I'm supp.

[Mincy]

He has a meeting with me today.

[Big Cat]

All right, tell. Go tell him to come down here. I got to know. I'm just going to ask him what it was.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, can you just ask in the meeting and.

[Big Cat]

No, no. You ask him what was in the suitcase.

[Mincy]

I'll ask him. He's supposed to be pitching me. He's got some ideas. He wants to run by.

[Big Cat]

There he goes.

[Chaps]

See you Monday morning.

[Big Cat]

What's in that bag?

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Yeah, good call.

[Big Cat]

Come back.

[Kyle]

We're opening that up. That's ours.

[Big Cat]

How silly of us. Okay.

[Eddie]

Got shoes. I got some shoes.

[Chaps]

Running shoes.

[Eddie]

I got my flip flops.

[Big Cat]

Wait, no, no. Pull them all.

[Eddie]

Pull everything out.

[Big Cat]

I want to see everything on the floor.

[Eddie]

Very neat.

[Kyle]

I'm always getting in trouble.

[Eddie]

Pull everything.

[Kyle]

No trouble.

[Eddie]

Here we go.

[Big Cat]

Pull it out.

[Eddie]

Pull it out.

[Big Cat]

What if he's got just a gun? Pull it out.

[Eddie]

I got my other backpack. I got my other backpack.

[Big Cat]

It seems like he doesn't want to pull things out. Pull him up. Pull everything out.

[Eddie]

So

[Kyle]

running.

[Big Cat]

What was in that thing?

[Chaps]

What did he have?

[Mincy]

I'll ask him to text you.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Chaps]

God. Just like that.

[Big Cat]

He's.

[Kate]

And it's not like it was organized or anything. Everything was just shoved in there. So it's not like he was worried about.

[Brandon Walker]

Like he told Relle, he's bringing the toys.

[Chaps]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you want to do the quo?

[Brandon Walker]

Quo?

[Big Cat]

Quo.

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[Big Cat]

I think we found some. Some kid podcasters.

[Eddie]

I saw that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And they just tagged me in it. And I think the guy. Just play the clip. I mean, this. We're done.

[Henry]

If you're watching this, you're my favorite player, but also my favorite player, too.

[Kate]

Do.

[Henry]

Do not give the clutch player of the year to the three pro merchants. He is absolutely. If you're watching this shit, we're sorry. I mean, like, come on, man. The referee is. If you're a referee in the NBA. If you're watching this, I'm gonna say you glaze.

[Eddie]

Sga.

[Henry]

Respect.

[Big Cat]

I like.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

That's incredible.

[Big Cat]

I need them.

[Kyle]

Let's make them famous and force them to do that two times a week.

[Brandon Walker]

I need a clip of a ref. Sga. And who was the other one? Jalen Brunson. Watching that all together.

[Chaps]

You're watching what?

[Brandon Walker]

The man.

[Kyle]

They were charming.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Kate]

That's very cute.

[Brandon Walker]

That's important.

[Kyle]

If you're watching this, I need charm from my boys.

[Eddie]

What's this?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, this is the day the adult man.

[Big Cat]

So I think. All right, so the guy. The guy just tagged me in one that I. I collaborated with. He said what started out as a mental health advocacy is morphed into a marriage and children podcast. My wife. And now these two guys going viral.

[Brandon Walker]

They're not the two guys.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Xanax. What?

[Tate]

Huh?

[Big Cat]

In Mincy's bag.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Take on it out of him like that. Oh, that was so easy.

[Chaps]

That was easy.

[Big Cat]

So easy.

[Kyle]

Like, pallets of it.

[Kate]

How many Xanax? How would we even.

[Eddie]

Like.

[Big Cat]

I love admits. He just keeps, like, talking about his sobriety, and he's just ripping Xanax all the time.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, just not.

[Big Cat]

Do they have another clip, those kids?

[Chaps]

I want to see these kids.

[Big Cat]

They got the stuff.

[Kate]

So these are brothers.

[Henry]

All right, packers wild card game. Yes. That was a great game. I mean, Iceman, man. How do you, like.

[Big Cat]

How do you, like.

[Henry]

Just stop, Will. I mean, like, come on, Will. All right, give me a sec.

[Chaps]

We're gonna.

[Henry]

Yeah. Cameraman. No, don't, don't.

[Big Cat]

This guy's the lead.

[Henry]

That's a. Sounds great, Henry. Sounds like victory. Well, what's your opinion on that Bears packers game? Let's talk about that packers fan. Oh, he's leaving. That concludes the Mayway Old as well. Thank you, Henry. That includes the Henry way.

[Brandon Walker]

Bye.

[Henry]

Bye, guys. Goodbye.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

Is this the.

[Big Cat]

Are they the.

[Brandon Walker]

Is one of them the son of the main man?

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Chaps]

I need to take Henry.

[Big Cat]

Henry, I need a take.

[Kyle]

I need.

[Chaps]

I need a take. I need one of these kids. Have a take. Just. I'm looking for one take. I know they got something.

[Henry]

Three spots. All right.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Henry]

Number one, Learning Express. Cuz, like, learning the greatest needle hunting store you can go to. Number two, Target. No, I know about Five Below. Oh, no, but they never have anything anymore. Yeah, it's got to be Target. And then number five. Five. And then number three. Five Below. Okay.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Big Cat]

That's not gonna take.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, what's the.

[Chaps]

What is the.

[Brandon Walker]

Go back. The pudding one.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon Walker]

What's neato.

[Kate]

Oh, Nido's so hot in the streets right now that the toy store we usually go to on Division sometimes has a line outside of it for Nido. It's. It's. It's almost. It's a stress ball.

[Big Cat]

Ah, okay.

[Kate]

But they're in fun shapes, and they're like clear gel and stuff and, like, sparkly is all I can tell you. I don't understand. Yeah, there it is.

[Big Cat]

Okay, I get it, all right?

[Kate]

But people are going crazy for them,

[Chaps]

collecting them top spots for Nito.

[Big Cat]

All right, Wait. Go to.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What was the pudding one? What's that? Friends.

[Brandon Walker]

Friends. Pudding together.

[Big Cat]

Nick, that was a. You. You just did it. Me? Yep. Holy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Big Cat]

He just said friends. He said. What's that? Pudding one? It's. The word's potting.

[Brandon Walker]

I like pudding. Oh.

[Henry]

Oh, yeah, because when counting Wemby. Yeah, because Wemby's like You just like that. He's, he's built different. He's gonna be the best defensive player of all time. 12 blocks in one game. Bad Nicole Yokich. I'm gonna give respect to you, man. Yeah. You're a really good player. And this is the best NBA team besides the 1988. Well, like all the Bulls. 86. Celtics.

[Kyle]

Dude, I'm so drawn to that age group.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Because they're pure.

[Big Cat]

So pure.

[Kyle]

Not worried about being.

[Big Cat]

No shame.

[Kyle]

Stoic and sexy.

[Big Cat]

Yep. So no shame. Just. Just podding with the bull.

[Chaps]

Yeah. Man. Says it so confidently. 86.

[Big Cat]

Come on, dude. What are we doing?

[Henry]

This NFL team after the draft. I think personally, the Cardinals. You know, some people don't say it, but I mean, true Jeremiah love is going off.

[Eddie]

Stop it.

[Henry]

You know, I don't. I'm taking him in fantasy. Also. Another good person is the Chicago Bears. Yeah. A great draft. I got the Giants. They're offense, Orville Reese on the defense now. And that offensive line guy from Miami. And they have respect to you. Jackson Dawson, Kim Skataboo. They have some good receivers. And then they also. And they have Malik neighbors. Yeah. Insane.

[Kyle]

I like their mannerisms a lot. I hope they don't change.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

What a dynamic.

[Big Cat]

These kids are next up. These kids are next up. Hey, Brando.

[Eddie]

Hey, what's up? Did you catch that yawn? I, I'm sorry. I had web this morning. It's a web yawn. We all get the web yawns, right? We all get the web yawns.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Every once in a while.

[Big Cat]

No one's saying anything. No one's judging you.

[Eddie]

You just, you judge me a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

How many days a week do you do, what?

[Eddie]

Two.

[Mincy]

Why?

[Eddie]

It was, it was supposed to be three. We stopped the Friday one, but it was, I don't know. I'm on the day one, and then I, I had my own. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Which I populated with underlings.

[Brandon Walker]

Smart move.

[Eddie]

And Kyle.

[TJ]

Kyle. Does Lil Wayne just watch every day?

[Eddie]

Yeah. Lil Wayne's a web watcher.

[Kate]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Or Lil Wayne's the web watcher.

[Kate]

This his third time tweeting a T. Bob

[Chaps]

Rascal, huh?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Funny guy.

[Big Cat]

Or do you enjoy doing live tv? Cow.

[Eddie]

I gotta get Kyle in one of the main chairs and I've been trying to do it for a while.

[Kyle]

I admire the way you guys talk

[Eddie]

about sports, but he won't do it. I, I, I just, I don't want him over there.

[Kyle]

I don't, I don't know enough to speak on sports, but we're barely talking and I don't have enough in my bag to like, even have jokes about sports.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, you do.

[Big Cat]

That's a lot.

[Eddie]

We're just idiots though, being idiots. Like, we have one sports segment today, but other than that we were already talking about stuff. Stuff and things.

[Chaps]

A lot of stuff.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

A lot of stuff.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Tate]

Things.

[Eddie]

What guest do we have? I don't even remember who we had.

[Big Cat]

Rigs.

[Kyle]

Riggs.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. You could have been better than him talking golf.

[Kyle]

No.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I wouldn't have.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I have nothing to say about golf. Nothing.

[Big Cat]

Do you guys talk about Rory's blister?

[Eddie]

No, but did you see the Rory video of him picking up all the swings?

[Brandon Walker]

That was impressive.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

He didn't have the answers.

[Big Cat]

No, I don't think so.

[Eddie]

He KNEW that was LeBron James straight away.

[Chaps]

He was cheating.

[Brandon Walker]

You think he was cheating?

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's me.

[Eddie]

Okay. He knows that's LeBron James. Golf Swing straight away. Siwu Kim. Impressive. Jordan Spieth. I don't even have to see him swing. Impressive. Sandra Shle. LeBron James.

[Chaps]

There's just no way.

[Eddie]

Michael Block. Michael Block. Who's seen play like.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy.

[Chaps]

Doesn't. Doesn't need to.

[Eddie]

Tiger woods. Had to be 2000.

[Kate]

I don't even see a difference in most of these.

[Eddie]

Charles Barkley. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

There we go.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I believe him.

[Eddie]

Okay. I guess I should believe him.

[Big Cat]

I think I believe him. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I don't know who that is.

[Big Cat]

DJs tweets.

[Brandon Walker]

Who could that be?

[Big Cat]

Who could that be?

[Brandon Walker]

It looks so much worse as a silhouette. Oh my God, that's you.

[Kyle]

It looks so much disabled.

[Big Cat]

Dude.

[Brandon Walker]

Mantis.

[Kyle]

Mantis. Oh, piped it golf. Would you rather play in 50 degree weather or 90 degree weather?

[Eddie]

50. Not even a question.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Eddie]

No, it was little quarter zip. Right?

[Danny]

That's exactly what I had, actually.

[Chaps]

How much?

[Kyle]

The best question I had.

[Big Cat]

How much money did Mantis burn sitting court side of the Lakers?

[Brandon Walker]

Mantis. I think he. His net worth is like $4.8 million.

[TJ]

It's brand partnership.

[Brandon Walker]

Crush it.

[Kate]

Oh, he's doing pretty good.

[TJ]

Got it with a prediction market.

[Brandon Walker]

Ah, I like Mantis.

[Eddie]

He's. He's out there doing it. Respect him out there doing it.

[Big Cat]

Look at him.

[Brandon Walker]

It should never say Getty Images below a picture of Mantis. The world's gone crazy.

[Chaps]

You gotta pay to use that picture. Someone out there.

[Kyle]

How do you guys feel about the trivia questions that are now really popular going around the office? You. You answer a trivia question.

[Kate]

Like what chapter?

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's like a fun part of my. I look forward to when yeah comes

[Kyle]

up a lot of them but now they are like that's like the most popular thing I do.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Eddie]

It's multiple people. No.

[Kyle]

And no one's ever happy.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Because if they know it they think it's easy. Which gives it give some credit to yourself. You know a hard trivia question.

[Eddie]

Chaps. Yeah.

[Kyle]

They're like you guys for not knowing

[Brandon Walker]

this Maserati Mike and then they.

[Big Cat]

Maserati Mike's got some. Did you get the one today?

[Eddie]

I didn't get the Maserati Mike today but I got Minneapolis. What?

[Big Cat]

What? What Logo? Sports logo. Major4Sports logo has the most colors in it.

[Brandon Walker]

I missed it and I'm wearing it on my hat.

[Big Cat]

I cheat. I asked for what league and then he said it and I got it.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kate]

I up the which logo faces to the left colors. It's the Philadelphia Eagles. I that up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You can.

[Brandon Walker]

When people give some pretty wrong ones, a large percentage of the time I'm mouthing them that what to say and they think I'm giving them the answer. I got Annika today with Chapses and she was so mad at me.

[Big Cat]

That's great.

[Kyle]

But I hate when people answer it in the comments.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

In a video where the answer was revealed.

[Big Cat]

Correct. They knew it.

[Brandon Walker]

I actually might start doing that.

[Chaps]

Yeah. What? What, why. What's going through their head when they do that?

[Eddie]

Especially like the ninth person that does it.

[Chaps]

Why do they do the answer?

[Kyle]

They're. They're so angry that they know it and they don't get any praise for it but.

[Chaps]

And then they just say Ohio and hit enter.

[Tate]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

And they're the ninth person again to say Ohio in the comments.

[Kyle]

Yeah. This is a bunch of Ohio's.

[Chaps]

It's a 30 second video and half the people said Ohio. Why are you commenting?

[Kyle]

Yeah, why are you commenting there?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chaps]

Why are they doing that, Kyle? I enjoy them. I enjoy every time. I do enjoy doing them. It's fun every time Chaps has one. I know. I know it's gonna be something good and I and if I don't get it right, I at least want Chaps to be like I respect where you're going with that. That feels like a small victory. He has some hard ones. He's got to get back to some easier ones.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Really hard.

[Chaps]

He's been.

[Eddie]

He's been asking some impossible ones.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Which country is surrounded by the most barracudas like right I don't know that. Although today was.

[Danny]

Today was easy.

[Eddie]

Not out yet. Today was easy if you're smart. I didn't get it.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh. What are you doing, Kyle?

[Kyle]

Gonna rip my shirt off.

[Chaps]

Why?

[Kyle]

See if I could.

[Eddie]

Could you?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Quality shirt. Oh, Kate. Why'd you try to do that?

[Eddie]

Of course you got a cheap shirt on. Why would you rip it?

[Kate]

I didn't think I was actually gonna

[Eddie]

rip Kyle's got a hundred dollar T shirt on.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're down to like four shirts now.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You just.

[Kate]

Oh, why you do I just.

[Big Cat]

Why you do that?

[Eddie]

Never. It's cuz Kyle did it.

[Brandon Walker]

You rip.

[Kyle]

I'm that influential?

[Big Cat]

Oh my God.

[Kate]

Just rip my breast out of that.

[Chaps]

That's all it.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good tactic.

[Kyle]

That's my.

[Eddie]

I'm sitting here with titties out here.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a quality shirt.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Just struggling to rip your shirt in front of girls. Chicks.

[Kyle]

See if I can.

[Brandon Walker]

Nobody can do this.

[Kate]

I just wanted to see how hard it was.

[Brandon Walker]

That just went.

[Kate]

This is a cheap, cheap. Hand me down.

[Chaps]

Just ripped your shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh my God. You're the best.

[Big Cat]

Kate's tits I got.

[Kate]

I didn't do it hard.

[Kyle]

I heard a little rip sound. What?

[Eddie]

So it started.

[Kate]

It did. It's. It's.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what sound would come.

[Eddie]

Quit it.

[Kate]

What time is it?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

1:45.5.

[Kate]

Oh, it's a little too soon.

[Brandon Walker]

What sound would come out of my body if you. Your tits were out? I don't know what I would do this.

[Kate]

My limp. Pale, loose.

[Kyle]

Let's go around the room and give one valiant tug. And then we keep doing it until someone's rips.

[Big Cat]

Okay?

[Kate]

No, I can't. I can't. I'm not wearing a shirt today.

[Kyle]

It's like a fun game. It's a party.

[Kate]

I kind of want to for the joke, but it'd be scarring to a lot of people

[Brandon Walker]

if I just wasn't paying attention. I heard a rip and Titus just whelping. No.

[Big Cat]

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Get it out of here. There's another

[Chaps]

like shooting a.

[Brandon Walker]

You stand up on your chair like a housewife saw a mouse.

[Big Cat]

Everyone out.

[Kate]

There's an alarm in here for. In case one of my nipples is ever out, those sprinklers go off.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's a good around the office question too. How would you react if you saw Kate's tits?

[Big Cat]

She just walks around with a trench coat.

[Brandon Walker]

She's behind the camera.

[Big Cat]

Kate flashes.

[Eddie]

Hey, you used to do scare Content you should do that.

[Big Cat]

Insane.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Get myself fired. They're not what you'd think.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Kate]

Tell you that much.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute.

[Eddie]

Wait. I already know.

[Cody]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You've seen them?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Just. Well, that was pre kids.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I only saw one of them. You see nipple silhouette.

[Big Cat]

That's hot.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the best way to see. Yeah,

[Big Cat]

that's really hot.

[Kate]

People joke, but it's like you take the dough through that roller.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. That's what it's like.

[Kate]

That's what they're like. Now

[Brandon Walker]

I need a chart. Like, you've seen her tits.

[Danny]

You.

[Brandon Walker]

She's seen Chase Dick.

[Big Cat]

We've all seen Zock.

[Brandon Walker]

Seen a sliver.

[Kate]

Oh, yeah. Seen a.

[Eddie]

Seen Chase Poop.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, unfortunately.

[Chaps]

Chase. Seen Donnie's.

[Big Cat]

Yes, that's right.

[Kate]

We've seen KB fully nude except for his penis.

[Brandon Walker]

I've seen Kyle's penis.

[Kate]

The can. The picture old picture holding the can.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I haven't seen a yaktic yet.

[Brandon Walker]

I've seen chef's penis.

[TJ]

Cody filmed Hanks in 4K.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep. Cody seen Hanks.

[TJ]

Zoomed in on it.

[Big Cat]

Kate, you've seen Brandon's.

[Eddie]

No.

[Big Cat]

You've seen Chase.

[Kate]

I've seen Chase.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And then Brandon's chat.

[Eddie]

I didn't really see Kate, by the way. No, but I saw that she was topless. I saw she didn't have a shirt on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, is Danny still doing it?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Where's Dan?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Did he send you anything?

[Eddie]

Tj?

[TJ]

Nope.

[Big Cat]

Danny, what are you doing?

[Tate]

Come back.

[Kate]

I have to pee it now. Don't make fun of my poops while I'm gone.

[Big Cat]

Will.

[Brandon Walker]

See you, Kate. Okay.

[Eddie]

She something, huh?

[Brandon Walker]

Wait a minute.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

So she says they're not what you'd think. What does she think we think?

[Eddie]

I have a pretty good idea.

[Chaps]

They're not what you think.

[Brandon Walker]

Are they giant and perfect?

[Chaps]

Giant perfect, because otherwise they're probably what I think.

[Brandon Walker]

I hope the other guys. I hope they still think I have perfect big titties.

[Chaps]

She just ripped her.

[Brandon Walker]

She just ripped her shit.

[Eddie]

Kyle.

[Brandon Walker]

Kyle. You found the best tactic.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

No.

[Kyle]

I had a sister growing up.

[Eddie]

Why did you get the urge to rip yours?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I just been like doing like kind of like cool things all episode.

[Chaps]

Have you.

[Big Cat]

You have been doing cool things like movement.

[Kyle]

I've been trying to do like low cortisol. I get too amped up to say something funny. I'm trying to relax and do that.

[Chaps]

Like this.

[Big Cat]

I did sauna cold plunge today. First time.

[Kyle]

Which sauna, then cold plunge.

[Big Cat]

What do you think like a new

[Kyle]

man because you like the feeling of getting less cold after you get really cold.

[Big Cat]

I just feel. I felt good after. And the red light therapy, which I guess I'm just. Donnie.

[Chaps]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I just. I realized that.

[Chaps]

Oh, bidet.

[Big Cat]

And the. I still haven't used it. I'm still scared. Still scared. I've been eyeing it. It's kind of giving a little stare back at it.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

It changes a lot.

[Big Cat]

I don't know if I can do it, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

We'll know when you do.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll be walking all fancy.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no. You'll come in and you'll try to,

[Cody]

like, set up a yak.

[Brandon Walker]

And he's like, let's show our.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Hey, anyone? A wipe. Remember we did the wipe off and Stephen had a lot of.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. That was a bad idea.

[Big Cat]

That was a really, really good idea.

[Brandon Walker]

But did it get sold?

[Eddie]

We've had some bad.

[Big Cat]

I think so. Yeah. And he was so confident. He just didn't have any in his ass, but he did.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay,

[Eddie]

well, it didn't go away just because you came left and came back. We're still talking about the thing you did.

[Big Cat]

Danny. How'd it go?

[Danny]

Some interesting answers. I'm trying to put up a. I'll send it to TJ now. I had limited time to edit, but

[Kyle]

any.

[Big Cat]

Any. Anyone, like, instantly have it.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Eddie]

Kate tried to rip her shirt off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Kate tried to.

[Eddie]

As soon as I leave, tried to unleash tits. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Brandon Walker]

It was weird. And her boobs are the last thing you'd expect.

[Eddie]

Yeah, you. They're not what you think. No.

[Danny]

I got to see Kate.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Exactly what I expected.

[Big Cat]

Better than I expected. Hey, what is that shirt for?

[Kate]

That I ran to the costume closet. Shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

How shitty is your. Are your clothes.

[Kate]

I'm scared for you guys for a second.

[Brandon Walker]

A little.

[Kyle]

From my angle, it just looked like a shirt.

[Kate]

Also, this is an old Goodwill. I'm okay to let it go. All right.

[Brandon Walker]

How do I sew a zipper? Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What the fuck? Wait, is that. Kind of looks ripped it in like, a way.

[Brandon Walker]

It's perfect.

[Big Cat]

Maybe you were wearing that wrong because that doesn't look like it got ripped.

[Brandon Walker]

Supposed to be ripped. Wait, it's a. Kate, Is that a jacket?

[Chaps]

Is that a zipper that you just got?

[Kyle]

Kate.

[Big Cat]

Wait a minute.

[Eddie]

Stand up.

[Kyle]

That's how it's supposed to be.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a way better shirt.

[Big Cat]

Did you tape it shut or something?

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Kate, That's a cardigan.

[Kate]

So much better.

[Kyle]

So much better.

[Kate]

This looks so much better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Henry]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Good for you.

[Danny]

How many times have you. You've been wearing a T shirt like that under and just waiting for someone to go along with the bit?

[Kate]

I like, literally sprinted to the costume closet.

[Eddie]

Don't look for another. What were your other options?

[Kate]

To let them flop out?

[Danny]

I sense a tj.

[Kate]

That's it.

[Brandon Walker]

Big cat.

[TJ]

When.

[Brandon Walker]

With your purchases.

[Cody]

Is.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you just. Do you still have the itch?

[Tate]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

There's a church selling their confessional booths.

[Kyle]

Oh, man, that's good.

[Brandon Walker]

Just get a priest in here.

[Big Cat]

Is there any. But like any famous.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Is it Cosby's church?

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if he confessed.

[Chaps]

Make that mince his office.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

He puts on a priest thing and sits there.

[Big Cat]

I just.

[Chaps]

That's what he works out of.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Someone's. Someone confessed in here.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

That would. That would take over the top.

[Eddie]

Like an Epstein confessional.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Epstein. I said

[Eddie]

somewhere in Chicago there's an Al Capone confessional.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Or one of those guys Chicago outfit.

[Big Cat]

The guys shot Mincy's.

[Eddie]

Forgive me, Father, I shot Miny's grandmother's sister's husband.

[Kate]

But he's not dead.

[Big Cat]

And also he is dead. He is dead, but not from that. And they weren't married till after.

[Eddie]

Crazy life.

[Big Cat]

Crazy life.

[Eddie]

Only in America.

[Big Cat]

Only in America.

[Eddie]

Did you ask Mints to say a line?

[Danny]

Yeah, I sent it to you.

[Eddie]

T.J. huh?

[Danny]

I gotta do it around the office thing real quick. Can you just say the line?

[Big Cat]

Why do you want to do it with me?

[Danny]

I have to do with everyone.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Danny]

Can you just say the line?

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Danny]

A year line that you always say.

[Eddie]

Line. I always say.

[Big Cat]

Just say the line.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know what the is going on.

[Eddie]

You're lying.

[Big Cat]

I don't know what I said.

[Brandon Walker]

What's the line?

[Big Cat]

Ceiling.

[Danny]

Oh, what are you saying?

[Big Cat]

See you later.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll see you another time. That is his line. He's always saying that. Shade all. He never shuts up with that.

[Big Cat]

What line?

[Danny]

Like your line.

[Big Cat]

What line?

[Danny]

The line you always say I don't have. You have a catchphrase called.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you do.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

What? It's.

[Big Cat]

Did you see his dick?

[Eddie]

What?

[Chaps]

That was something chaps like tried pushing on me.

[Eddie]

The line.

[Chaps]

Sorry, I nutted too fast again, babe.

[Big Cat]

Is that it?

[Danny]

Can you just say the line real quick?

[Eddie]

What line?

[Danny]

You need like your line.

[Big Cat]

Which one?

[Eddie]

All right, all right. Go. Let's get hot.

[Tate]

Said.

[Danny]

Which one is if you had multiple or Some other ones. I used to say Sub Fellas, but

[Big Cat]

I'm more on the let's get hot train.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, he gave up Sub Fellas?

[Eddie]

No, Sub Fellas was.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he does have a lot of lines.

[Danny]

He's pull string.

[Big Cat]

Didn't come here for a haircut.

[Kyle]

You're lying.

[Eddie]

I don't have a line. Multiple.

[Danny]

You know it.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what up, Big D?

[Kyle]

Why is this working?

[Chaps]

I need more of this.

[Big Cat]

Meat on meat. Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

can I say the line?

[Cody]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Song.

[Danny]

That's it.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Wow, there's some good ones.

[Brandon Walker]

What up, Big D? What was Shane's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, what was Shane's.

[Eddie]

I'll see you.

[Big Cat]

See you later.

[TJ]

See you tomorrow.

[Danny]

He had some weird dialect on it, too.

[Chaps]

I didn't come here for a haircut.

[Big Cat]

See you later.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll see you another time.

[Big Cat]

See you later.

[Eddie]

See you another time.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that is his line.

[Danny]

Does it even make sense?

[Chaps]

See another time.

[Brandon Walker]

Is he, like, trying to scream and show it?

[Danny]

He said it was from I love you, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

And I just responded back, I love you too. Not. Not a very memorable line from. From I love you, man.

[Eddie]

I don't think. Oh, there were a lot more memorable lines from I love you, man. Like, slap at a base.

[Big Cat]

There we go.

[Brandon Walker]

Totes McGoats.

[Eddie]

Yeah, th. Those two.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess the title of the movie.

[Eddie]

I love you, man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'm the baby. Got to love me.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a good one.

[Danny]

That's.

[Brandon Walker]

I need more of that. Yeah, that was good, Danny.

[Big Cat]

That was good, Danny.

[Eddie]

That was good under pressure.

[Brandon Walker]

What would yours be, Brandon?

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think so. You. You have lines.

[Eddie]

I have several. There's a lot of juice in those yams.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

It's been a while since you dropped that density.

[Eddie]

I never had no pumpkin pie.

[Big Cat]

That is heft to it.

[Eddie]

Yeah. And things y' all don't understand. There's a density to it.

[Kate]

There's a tolerant.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Why y' all hollering?

[Kyle]

Yeah, you have a lot.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's a lot of juice in those yams. Is the one I probably left on the table.

[Chaps]

I. Yeah, it's.

[Eddie]

I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the one that could propel you to household.

[Eddie]

I don't take that one enough. Yeah, just put a little southern.

[Chaps]

That was the draft.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, that was our last draft.

[Chaps]

Last draft, we did Thanksgiving, and you opened up the yams and you're like, oh, there's a lot of Jerusalem. Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

That is a good line.

[Danny]

Yeah, it could be used sexually.

[Eddie]

There's a lot of. Using any.

[Kate]

Yeah, it could be like a sports home run.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. And it's perfect for anything.

[Chaps]

Yeah, you got to use that more often.

[Big Cat]

You gotta hit that.

[Eddie]

I'll pepper it in. Maybe when I wear a hat one day I'll become that guy.

[Big Cat]

You never wear a hat.

[Eddie]

I. One day in the next month I'm gonna wear a hat. Not gonna acknowledge it, just gonna come in here wearing a hat.

[Big Cat]

Are you out tomorrow?

[Eddie]

I'm 50. 50 out tomorrow I'm 60. 40 out tomorrow I'm out tomorrow. I am out Friday.

[Brandon Walker]

Which way? What percentage in is on the 60? 40.

[Big Cat]

It means that he's going to be here in the office and then he's going to decide. And then at the last thing he's like, you know what? I'll do it.

[Eddie]

No, I'm probably out. I'm probably out. I'm probably out. I'm definitely out Friday. No, I gotta give. I gotta do some things with the family before Saturday. That's when I'll be here for a week. Locked in the.

[Big Cat]

I'll see that. You're gonna win.

[Eddie]

I've seen the script that's got me in the final three.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Not bad.

[Eddie]

Me, Nikki Smokes and Katic.

[Brandon Walker]

So nice.

[Big Cat]

Are you sure that wasn't the Dozen?

[Brandon Walker]

You read the wrong script.

[Eddie]

I read the wrong script. Jeff d' lo sent me the wrong script.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Could you carry Nicky Smokes and Katic to a dozen victory?

[Big Cat]

Oh, you should do that.

[Chaps]

I.

[Eddie]

Yes. What?

[Chaps]

You have to do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Chaps]

I don't understand why.

[Big Cat]

He just loves being on a dream team and being like, look at me, I'm a big trivia guy.

[Brandon Walker]

Knowing Brandon's personality, why would he like being on a dream team?

[Eddie]

P.S. pFT did tell me. Or the other day he's like, you should just be your own team next year. Be by yourself. Which I don't know if that's his way of breaking up with me.

[Chaps]

Brandon, if you want the dozen as a one man team, that would be the greatest thing that's ever.

[Big Cat]

No, but I think it's better if he does it with a couple idiots.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like real idiots.

[Brandon Walker]

But then he would be devastated if like Nicky Smokes got the. He knew the last answer for the championship.

[Big Cat]

Which would be great.

[Eddie]

I told, I told Jeff the draft is the way. We need to do a dozen draft. At some point everybody's on the table. Maybe I get stuck with idiots. I don't know. Or not.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think you end up with PFT and Fran.

[Eddie]

No, that would be. Yeah, that would be Fortuitous. Lucky.

[Big Cat]

All right, so we'll see you tomorrow, Brandon. Tighty. She'll be back Friday.

[Eddie]

I'm back Friday. Probably out Friday. Tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

You're gonna be here tomorrow?

[Eddie]

I don't think I am.

[Big Cat]

Come on.

[Eddie]

Well, Connor Griffin promised a one man musical show. Mostly if I don't show up tomorrow.

[Brandon Walker]

He has that in his bag.

[Eddie]

It's what he said, so.

[TJ]

Or Rosillo on or.

[Eddie]

Or him and Rosillo.

[TJ]

That was option A.

[Big Cat]

Which I said to Titus in the kitchen. I. I want. I. I want Priscilla to stay at Barstow.

[Eddie]

So you don't keep him away from Connor.

[Big Cat]

No. Like, just maybe doing a. Like, I think Rosillo could have done the tit draft yesterday and been like, this is. This is crazy, but kind of fun. He has to do an hour and a half with Connor Griffin. It might be.

[Chaps]

We'll never see.

[Big Cat]

He might be like, this is too up.

[Eddie]

Definitely could have done the tit draft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, this is too. This is too up. All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[TJ]

I did the Draft Kings read.

[Brandon Walker]

Touch.

[Chaps]

That's the entire episode.

[Big Cat]

Stephen Shade did not give us a DraftKings read.

[TJ]

I'll do it.

[Big Cat]

Don't crack.

[TJ]

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[Eddie]

Oh, no, no, I don't. I don't. I don't think so. But Greer's starting to throw some shots.

[Brandon Walker]

You started it. You came at him.

[Eddie]

Greer, I never met. I never.

[Brandon Walker]

To come at JJ is to come at Greer.

[Eddie]

I said it was a web segment on what are you looking forward to in football season. I said the Minnesota Vikings with an actual quarterback and not the worst quarterback in the last 15 years. That's what I said. It had nothing to do with Greer. I got to do a career like Greer do. Greer, I don't know. I don't know.

[Danny]

You knew it'd piss him off.

[Eddie]

If Brandon Walker's dumb.com is real, it's pretty. It's well played.

[Brandon Walker]

You've been liking when pranks are well played.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. I respect the game.

[Kyle]

Is this a prank? I ride a divvy bike to the office every day and it's always gone. Is it? Are those free game to take?

[Brandon Walker]

So you park it in front of the office?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. But it's probably somebody in the office taking it and they're probably very.

[Kyle]

Are you saying they are free game to take?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kyle]

No, I assume that was like, that's my bike.

[Brandon Walker]

Why would you take a bike?

[Eddie]

It's not free game from the office, is it? If somebody drives it to the office

[Big Cat]

for it to be your bike, you.

[Brandon Walker]

You purchase a bike, you buy a bike.

[Kyle]

Now, I wanted to just know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, someone definitely from the office is taking.

[Kyle]

It's slightly annoying. I'm not like mad at anyone in particular, but.

[Eddie]

But if you didn't ride that bike here, you just get to take it home.

[Chaps]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's how difficult.

[Big Cat]

There's someone else on the other side of this who's like, oh, yeah, I always can find a divvy outside the office.

[Brandon Walker]

But also somebody wants to know.

[Kyle]

That was the unreal.

[Big Cat]

That's what I'm saying. Like there's. We got to find whoever in the office. They're in the back.

[Kyle]

Every time I do.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. In their head, they're like, oh, I'll just find a bike outside like I do every day.

[Kyle]

But I Think you're always mine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

That's more just.

[Kyle]

How do you get home if it's not there? I have to walk because there's no like charging station.

[Big Cat]

You should start hiding it nearby.

[Danny]

I think you could lock it.

[Eddie]

Right?

[Danny]

I think that would be the etiquette where like, at least for the scooters, it's like, it's fair game.

[Kyle]

We could lock it. I never figured that out.

[Danny]

Someone sees that and like, they hit the jackpot.

[Kyle]

Now they don't sell theirs.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Why don't you just buy a bike?

[Kyle]

Ah, no.

[Eddie]

You got the money.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Put it somewhere.

[Chaps]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's crazy. That would be nuts to buy a bike. That is funny. I would like to see the other person, like, who's just. Every day they're just like, yeah, this is awesome. I just have a bike waiting for me. It's your bike.

[Kyle]

It's fine.

[TJ]

You're saying you leave it running?

[Big Cat]

No, I do do that.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, Kyle, how much does that end up being a day?

[Chaps]

Wait, that.

[Kyle]

That adds up. Yes. I always get a text like 15 minutes later, like, oh, we're.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh, yeah, that adds up.

[Kate]

All day long.

[Danny]

Yeah, you gotta end right on the app every time.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I didn't realize. Oh, you're not ending the ride. So that is your bike.

[Kyle]

I thought if it wasn't moving, it wasn't accruing a charge.

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker]

How much has it been?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Chaps]

So someone's getting a free ride off of your bike.

[Big Cat]

So you could have bought a lot of bikes.

[Danny]

No, Kyle, if it ran all day, that's hundreds of dollars.

[Kyle]

No. Does it? No,

[Brandon Walker]

you're not hitting end ride.

[Kyle]

See, look, I always get the ride. The ride end detect.

[Brandon Walker]

But how much later?

[Kyle]

It's always like 10 to 15 minutes later.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Kate]

Okay.

[Danny]

But that's not. That's still not normal. You usually get it right away.

[Kyle]

$3 fee.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Danny]

No $3 fee for not putting it at a charging station.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Danny]

What's the total say?

[Kyle]

Doesn't say.

[TJ]

We should get one of those charging stations at the outside the office.

[Kate]

Yeah, that'd be sweet.

[Big Cat]

Can you just ask for one?

[TJ]

I asked Kyle. I was like, I don't know how you. How you get one, but there's not one within a couple blocks of in either direction.

[Eddie]

Huh.

[TJ]

But there's one like outside, like Aberdeen Tap.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Sorry, brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Extending the show.

[Chaps]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

The waste is six minutes. That would have pissed me off because

[Chaps]

be teeing off by now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Instead we're talking about Diddy.

[Eddie]

I'm not leaving. Oh, no. I'm recording with my best friends.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's spin the wheel.

[Brandon Walker]

Same here. Could be the last wet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, I want to find a wet so bad.

[Eddie]

First final wet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straw. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop. Or do Yankees, obviously. Act.

[TJ]

Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Keep sending us suggestions for old yak episodes. We have a good list running, but if it's successful, it's probably something we'll do again in the future, so. All right, love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Bye.