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Big Cat
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Chaps
Hey.
Big Cat
The show after the show.
Chaps
What a show it was.
Big Cat
I was legitimately and I don't want. I drove home in like silence like I was legitimately. I don't want to say I was there he is the Peppa a star.
Chaps
I want the pepper.
Big Cat
A star was born on titty day.
Danny
All he had to do was get concussed.
Big Cat
I. I don't know if you guys went through the same thing. I wasn't. It wasn't like I was like sad or depressed. I was just kind of like in a You know when you're, like, in a little bit of an off mood, Like a fog. Yeah. That's what I was the rest of the day. I was just kind of a little, like, almost going through the motions of life.
Chaps
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
Like, I was there, but I wasn't.
Brandon Walker
We've all been here for a while, and yesterday was the first time I was like, this is my job. That was the first time I thought that.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kate
You know that meme that's like the guy at the party and he's like, they don't know. That was me pushing the kids at the swings.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
Last night I was like, none of these people know I watch a bunch
Big Cat
of grown men, and it suck it
Kate
also out of a nipple.
Big Cat
It also hurt. Like, to see people. Like, Dante was, like, busy all day, and he's like, what the just happened? Like, Kelly Keegs tweeted. She was like, what is going on? Like, all these people who didn't watch it live get. See a picture and be like, Jackie.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, Jackie, Are you single now, Danny?
Big Cat
Are you guys still dating? Yeah.
Danny
You got some explaining to do, Walker.
Eddie
I don't have my titty.
Danny
I was forced to.
Big Cat
They were really nice.
Chaps
They were good.
Danny
No, in trying to explain that one.
Eddie
I would like to start the show with an apology. Sorry. So I'm sorry I didn't let you suck my titty.
Big Cat
Oh.
Eddie
I let everybody else suck my titty. And I. I apologize for denying you the right and the ability to come
Brandon Walker
out and let him do it right now.
Eddie
Latch onto my. My breast.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, I really wanted to get in there, but we'll find another time.
Eddie
It be another time.
Brandon Walker
Sorry.
Chaps
Said the optics.
Big Cat
The optics.
Eddie
I was fighting the middle of a race. I was fighting a race war on Twitter.
Brandon Walker
What side were you getting?
Big Cat
Quote, I saw him today. He's getting, quote, treated with Malcolm X clips.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
But there was one response where you did kind of lose me. This guy was like, you're white, rich, and old. You're just like, I'm only rich.
Eddie
No. Well, I didn't. I didn't read YT as white.
Brandon Walker
What did you got?
Big Cat
What? Yeah, you got it. That's actually very YT of you.
Eddie
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Chaps
But you thought it was YouTube.
Eddie
I was just pointing out the rich part.
Brandon Walker
Okay. You're just like.
Chaps
You're.
Brandon Walker
You're wrong. Except I am rich.
Eddie
Yeah. Correct. I was. I. I meant to say you're wrong about everything about me except the.
Big Cat
Okay, the other thing that I forgot,
Eddie
the man part, it was.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you're a white rich man. You're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm rich.
Kate
Say 2% Cherokee.
Big Cat
You know what? Like I always have a sense of when like maybe we've gone too far and, and like the point of like, hey, this is not that I regret anything yesterday, but like that was something. It's whenever someone adds like decades to our ages. Brandon, I don't know if you saw that one person. You're like a 50 and 60 year old man. By the way, talking about me and Brandon, I was like, that's not even close.
Brandon Walker
Also that makes it funnier.
Big Cat
Yeah, it does. I hope I'm doing it when I'm
Eddie
50 and you're 60 and, and we probably will be.
Big Cat
Yeah. And we're stuck. Take nothing out.
Eddie
Imagine sitting in a job interview from here on out.
Brandon Walker
Is this you?
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
I mean we, we all agree like as crazy as yesterday was, that will be a annual thing. That's a, that's, it's no different. I want Mincy and Clemmer Pro Day. That's an annual thing around Mother's Day.
Chaps
I do want to try six nipples at once.
Big Cat
Yes, I want to try. I like that idea and I wanna
Brandon Walker
that it's oddly less weird if Brandon's a cow in the middle of the road.
Eddie
Yeah. Are we furries?
Big Cat
Because I also, when you said the six nipples thing yesterday, I was like, yeah, I'll dress up like a puppy. It'll be no problem. Like did we, we uncover cover a kink?
Chaps
I explained to my wife what happened and then I saw the look on her face and I assured her that I have a line. I was like, I, I, I know it seems crazy, but like there, there's a line. I won't, you know, like you don't have to worry about this like every day at work. Like, like I have do you know what it is? And then she goes, what is it? I was like, fuck. I was going to say, I actually do not.
Brandon Walker
Sure, I'm.
Big Cat
I'm in the opposite side because it was my youngest his birthday yesterday. I don't know if my wife even saw.
Brandon Walker
Oh, that's good.
Big Cat
Should I text her right now a picture and just be like, hey, just heads up. This was the yak yesterday.
Eddie
No, the, the one with all of a collage.
Big Cat
The collage was beautiful. I think we should get the collage framed.
Brandon Walker
I don't mind that actually.
Big Cat
I'm gonna text Dom.
Brandon Walker
Do we have any of the titties? Can we frame one of the titties
Chaps
and shadow box, put them in yak cards.
Brandon Walker
Oh, a piece of the titty in the yak card.
Eddie
I got a chunk of titty.
Brandon Walker
Oh my God.
Big Cat
I'm gonna text right now. By the way, you missed the yak yesterday.
Eddie
I got a 1 out of 10 chitty card.
Big Cat
This is what happen.
Brandon Walker
Little sliver of nipple on there.
Eddie
Oh, boy.
Brandon Walker
Yo, if you get nipple that's valuable,
Big Cat
we're gonna get it framed.
Brandon Walker
It was one of those.
Big Cat
That's the picture. It's so good.
Kate
Can we put it in stained glass like a church?
Brandon Walker
That'll be beautiful. I always know we're in a bubble, right? Cuz in the moment, I'm just like, this. This is zero percent weird. This is just funny. And then seeing all the tweezers, like, what the is this? Yeah, I'm just. Ah. Yeah.
Big Cat
But you know what? Those are my favorite shows because it's like an inside joke with just the yak audience. Anyone who watched it, anyone who watches the act, you know, daily, they didn't think it was that weird. But then when it breaks containment, it's like, what the. But it's like, hey, guess what? It's not for you. It's for us. It's for our little secret clubhouse. That's how I cope. That's how I cope with myself.
Brandon Walker
That was a coming out party.
Kyle
Eddie.
Chaps
Eddie, what happened?
Brandon Walker
What if I look at you, make
Chaps
sure that happens every day, right?
Big Cat
What was your day after like? What did you. Cuz you, you were star yesterday? The Danny's tweet made me laugh so hard. He's like, this literally would be an SNL sketch of like, what Chicagoans are like. When you said, I'd rather dirt than ketchup, and you were being 100% real.
Brandon Walker
If I did a man on the street and showed a picture of you, I was like, does this man, does he prefer ham or dirt? I think people would say ham almost universally ham.
Tate
Yeah. I don't know. Like I. I pulled into my garage and I think I sat there for like a full 10 minutes.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Tate
Process what happened. Yeah, I can't answer what happened? I. And I, like, listen, I. I can sometimes be paralyzed by decision, you know, like, you don't live in a black and white world. You see all things, you know, maybe go on both sides. I don't think I've had any more conviction in anything in my life than eating dirt.
Big Cat
You had me convinced.
Eddie
Why?
Tate
I don't know. I just believed in the upside.
Big Cat
The best way, the best analogy I could think of was the, The. The fantasy football Draft. When a run happens and you end up with like a shitty tight end because someone already had taken, you know, Kelsey and. And, yeah, Kittle. And you're like, I need a tight end. When you started with the dirt, I was like, I need dirt. Yeah.
Tate
And I. I said. I texted Danny this. I was like, are you ready to acknowledge that I was kind of right?
Mincy
Because.
Tate
Yes, the dirt didn't really squirt through the titty.
Big Cat
Yeah. He was right.
Danny
There were so many things left on the board.
Eddie
You.
Danny
You wanted dirt over ketchup.
Big Cat
I. I can't.
Danny
I can't rationalize that.
Tate
I stand by it.
Danny
You're an idiot.
Eddie
So you're still team dirt to right now.
Tate
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
I am too.
Tate
Oh, yeah.
Big Cat
I'm converted.
Eddie
What about the peppa?
Tate
I don't. That was like. I blacked out on that. People kept saying the pep. I was like, when.
Big Cat
When we find that clip.
Tate
When did I say that?
Danny
And what was the paint quote?
Eddie
Oh, yeah, that was from like five moments yesterday.
Tate
Tastes like paint. I don't know. I don't even know what that was about.
Danny
You know what they say, tastes like pain.
Eddie
You spewed all over me.
Chaps
And Nick said. Nick said, say the line, Eddie.
Tate
I thought that's what he was referring.
Big Cat
There was no Dennis the Menace.
Cody
Yeah.
Chaps
There was no hint or clue whatsoever that he would want the line to be so funny.
Big Cat
For the olives. I don't love olives.
Chaps
You like the pepper?
Brandon Walker
Daddy don't like the pepper.
Tate
I don't.
Big Cat
I don't remember that moment actually hearing it back.
Kate
You didn't say it.
Big Cat
You didn't.
Kyle
Crazy.
Big Cat
We took our integrity on that.
Eddie
Creative liberties.
Brandon Walker
But it was like the line to you. If somebody says the line, it's that line from Dennis the Menace.
Tate
When I think of you. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
Why, thank you.
Brandon Walker
But have we talked about.
Chaps
Yeah, have you guys talked it. Is there any history there? Why you know, fascinated by this. You should do. Go around the office and just say the line. A camera in people's face and be like, go ahead, say the line.
Tate
Yeah, that was.
Brandon Walker
Tastes like paint.
Big Cat
Yeah, that was.
Tate
That was it.
Danny
Have you ever said that to him before?
Brandon Walker
Maybe we have.
Tate
We've talked about it before. Cuz like, I do that Leave it to Beaver line. And I think you might have mentioned at some point that.
Eddie
Think of that.
Big Cat
Oh, I want to do this now. I want to do hidden camera. Nick, you should do this.
Danny
Go around.
Brandon Walker
Just be like, hey, say.
Big Cat
Say the line. See what people come up with.
Tate
That's. That'd be funny.
Brandon Walker
That's not a bad idea.
Big Cat
Yeah, we should do that.
Eddie
Don't ask men.
Brandon Walker
No, no, it's not.
Big Cat
It's. We're halfway through the month.
Tate
It's quite the day.
Big Cat
Quite the day.
Tate
And like my charge at Brandon to suck the tit and I didn't know where it was.
Brandon Walker
You went for his shoulder and then you went to go in the corner.
Chaps
You walked right past the trash can to go.
Tate
I don't know why.
Brandon Walker
Two trash cans.
Chaps
Two trash cans.
Danny
There's never been a trash can in that corner.
Eddie
I didn't even see that he bypassed trash.
Brandon Walker
You're an odd bird, farrar.
Tate
I have no explanation for why I ran to that.
Danny
We need to do.
Eddie
Like, when he got off me, I was so he.
Brandon Walker
The alternate angle shows the shoulder.
Big Cat
Oh, Eddie, you got to go to
Eddie
the nipple wed. Yeah, buddy.
Big Cat
You put yourself in time out. Yeah, exactly.
Tate
I don't know. I don't know what happened.
Big Cat
That's like a. It's like a. A safety getting concussed and going to the wrong sideline. Like, we know you're up.
Tate
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
But the thing was, like, you. I always thought you were like the regular guy.
Eddie
The regular guy.
Kate
Yeah. I was also surprised by the livy
Chaps
d the liby d thing. I was a little surprised.
Kate
I didn't know you were zesty like that.
Kyle
Yeah.
Eddie
Buddy,
Henry
Time out.
Kate
Like you're blind.
Big Cat
Yeah. How's it feeling?
Danny
If we were to ask you how many fingers were holding up yesterday, you would. You would have got it wrong.
Big Cat
I probably would.
Danny
Did you hit your head or anything?
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Something happened.
Big Cat
Buddy was waking up early for wub.
Tate
Maybe it was a long day. Those.
Big Cat
Dude, those days do kind of like you get a little goofy.
Tate
Yeah. And then I did after dark the night before, so.
Chaps
Oh, yeah,
Tate
it was like a crazy long stream. But still it was.
Big Cat
We might have to. We might have to make Eddie do that every single Monday.
Chaps
Tuesday, the clinching of the fist was so funny.
Big Cat
Yeah, Eddie. Tuesdays Eddie can't sleep.
Tate
Well, the Libby's gone. I. I'm just going through something now. I think. I. I don't. I don't know what's going on. It's like an addictive, like, itch I have right now with these cards.
Big Cat
I'm with you, buddy.
Eddie
We've all been there.
Big Cat
I'm there. I'm there with my. Yeah.
Tate
I don't know what's going on.
Big Cat
I want all of it.
Tate
Yeah.
Eddie
Like, you get the itch, man. You can't screen. You can't scratch Enough.
Tate
Yeah, yeah. I, I was like, I found my old Pokemon in my parents house because they're moving and I've been buying Pokemon like crazy. I know nothing about Pokemon.
Brandon Walker
You're learning.
Tate
Yeah, a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Tate
But it's just like a weird. So then, I don't know, Levy Dunn just. She hopped on the Pokemon train. So that's my obsessions right now.
Chaps
Oh, did she get into Pokemon, you're saying? Oh, no, you were, you, you had
Brandon Walker
a Pokemon led to living as a card Pokemon.
Tate
Yeah. Like, if I didn't see her in that glass case, I don't know if
Big Cat
I ever thought I got it. Yeah.
Tate
Like, I don't follow her on any social media, honest to God.
Eddie
But you saw her on that card and had to have it.
Chaps
An obvious connection.
Eddie
Yeah. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
And was it you that, was it the card owner or the, the shop owner or you that realized it wasn't the best pose?
Tate
He. He told me that.
Danny
Okay.
Tate
And then when he pulled it up on ebay, it was undeniable that it wasn't the best undeniable.
Brandon Walker
What a.
Big Cat
What an honest card guy.
Tate
Yes.
Big Cat
He could have just sold you that.
Tate
Yeah, exactly.
Big Cat
But he was like his integrity on Livy Dunn's poses.
Tate
Yes. He's like, if you're doing this for value, if you're trying to flip this. He's like, those guys tend to like this post.
Brandon Walker
Those guys?
Tate
Yeah.
Big Cat
Would you, would you be one of those guys now?
Tate
I guess by proxy.
Brandon Walker
So I, I went into yesterday thinking you were just the common, just like a reliable normal guy. And now I. Wow, are you a weird perv?
Tate
I guess I. Well, yeah, I guess I can't deny it.
Big Cat
You know, like we almost need. We almost need probably.
Tate
No, I said no. I don't want the accusations if I, if I suck the tits.
Big Cat
So we, we all almost need like an alternate world universe dog walk to have you on and be like, so tell us about your Livy Dunn and Pepper obsession. Yeah.
Tate
I mean, yeah, that could happen.
Big Cat
Eddie gets interesting dudes on and it's really.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. This man's collected the best done poses.
Eddie
I think what we learned though is on today. Throw it all out the window. Yeah, throw it all out the window. Everything you know about. It's. It's just, it's that day, man.
Tate
Can I make another observation too?
Eddie
Yes, please.
Tate
I think the glass being closed was a factor.
Big Cat
I do too.
Brandon Walker
Because we didn't really.
Big Cat
We were really kind of in our own world. Yeah.
Tate
We were in our own changing room.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Smells were staying in here, like a little bubble.
Big Cat
Oh, man. Tuna. Kyle, I'm sorry.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that was.
Eddie
You could have.
Big Cat
That's what happens when you draft with me.
Chaps
It wasn't.
Kyle
The tuna was the.
Big Cat
It was a blue cheese. We put so much in there. We were feeling our.
Eddie
But Kyle did that, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. I put a lot of the Italian seasoning or dressing in there.
Kyle
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's quite something. By the way, today is one of those days that I greatly regret Stephen Che not being here, because tomorrow's episode. I don't know if you guys saw any of the clips come from Dana's stream last night, but Stephen has claimed that he's met a friend also named Stephen at the bank yesterday.
Eddie
Oh, I saw that.
Big Cat
I'm gonna make him call the other Stephen and invite him on the act on Friday.
Kate
Wait, he made a friend at the bank?
Big Cat
He said that he was going to wire money for his new house that he's closing on today. And. And he met a guy named Steven, and they just hit it off at the bank. At the bank, they Talked Ball for 30 minutes, and the guy gave him his.
Kate
There's a tweet I don't think I've ever.
Big Cat
And here's the tj. Do you have the clip? Because I asked Stephen to describe. Describe him. Stephen also was shocked when I. He was like. I was like, was this guy hitting on you? He's like, no, he's straight. He has a kid. I was like, that doesn't, like, totally. Like, you could. You could be gay and have a kid.
Tate
He's like, yeah.
Big Cat
What?
Kate
Who started the conversation? Was one of them wearing, like, a jersey or something like that? And they started talking.
Big Cat
Stephen was wearing his bucks thing.
Kate
Okay.
Big Cat
His shirt. And the guy said, classic ribbing. Hey, we only help Bears fans here. Oh, boom, they were in.
Brandon Walker
That opens up the floodgates for Che.
Big Cat
And they spell their name exactly the same.
Kate
What a cool guy.
Big Cat
What a cool guy. I gotta meet this guy. Because, like, talking to Stephen Shea For 30 minutes, that's enough time to know that. Stevenson.
Eddie
Did he know who Stephen Che was? He.
Big Cat
Stephen claims no.
Brandon Walker
Huh.
Eddie
Wow.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Just a fresh meeting somebody. 30 minutes of ball talk. That's got to be invigorating.
Big Cat
A new Steven. Imagine if we have like a. A replica Stephen Che guy of every race.
Eddie
Oh, my God.
Big Cat
Steve's incredible.
Brandon Walker
Oh, my God.
Big Cat
If he calls him tomorrow and the guy's like, yeah, he was a fun guy. Oh, my buddy.
Kate
It's the un.
Eddie
I bet there are Stephen Chase across every race, for sure.
Kate
Certainly.
Brandon Walker
Should we try to get one of every.
Eddie
Steve, the only one we're not going to get is a white one. Yeah, let's avoid the white one, man.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah, but I miss. I. Tomorrow or tomorrow we're going to. We're going to make him tell the whole story and then call his number.
Brandon Walker
Did the boys at the club bring up your day?
Eddie
No, they weren't. They, they. They weren't. They weren't ready for me as far as that goes. I assume that maybe they watched it late or I kind of snuck in there.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Eddie
Snuck in there and got out to the range and went on my way. So. They didn't bring up the titties at all. They'll get me.
Brandon Walker
They'll get you.
Eddie
They'll have it.
Big Cat
Yeah, they'll see it eventually.
Eddie
They'll see it eventually. But nobody. Nobody's close. Yesterday was a very. Is a. Is very, very, very windy, so not a lot of people playing. Wasn't a lot of play.
Big Cat
All 18.
Danny
I did.
Big Cat
Wow.
Eddie
Yeah. It's my worst round since I started playing. Whether it was the wind. 30 to 40 mile an hour wind.
Brandon Walker
Just completely alone.
Eddie
No, I played the front nine alone. And then on number 10, I caught. I caught a guy who was playing solo, and we played the rest of the nine together. The rest of the 18 together. Wow. Yeah. Slavic.
Big Cat
He is Slavic.
Eddie
That's what I tried to figure out.
Big Cat
Or his name is Slavic.
Eddie
He introduced himself as Slavic. And I said, I asked him next hole. I said, is that a nickname or nationality? And he said, I have very long name. Ah, I don't know. I still don't know if that. Which one that meant.
Big Cat
No, that means it's not his name. He didn't want to tell you his name, but.
Eddie
Does it start with that?
Big Cat
No, I think it's just Slavic.
Brandon Walker
So somebody you met at a country club that goes by a nickname of their home country region?
Big Cat
Slavs.
Brandon Walker
Region.
Danny
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
What are Slavs?
Eddie
What are you. What are you getting at?
Kate
Eastern European.
Big Cat
Europeans.
Kyle
It sounded like he was just telling you, hey, I'm Slavic. My name is too long. I'm not even going to try to tell you.
Eddie
Okay. All right. Well, he was nice guy. We played. Played together for eight, nine holes. He was. He was terrific guy.
Big Cat
Was he better than you?
Eddie
Much. But for about four holes, we played about the same. And then. And then he just.
Big Cat
There's something really cool about an awesome golfer who's also, like, cool about it.
Eddie
He did. He also shared some tips. By the end. By the end, he was Saying, Let me stop you there. Yeah, yeah.
Chaps
So did he make you put out the gimmes?
Eddie
No, he was. He was Mr. Gimme. We were. If it got close, pick it up and let's go.
Big Cat
That's how it should be.
Eddie
That's how it should be.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
We're just duffing around. You hit one in the woods, throw one down, hit it again, you know, you get it within 3ft. Good.
Big Cat
10ft.
Eddie
11.
TJ
People were saying that Big T explained it differently on macrodosing, by the way.
Eddie
Well, here's the thing. And that's fine. Big T is a lying piece of shit.
Big Cat
Oh.
Eddie
When it comes to this subject, I love him like a brother. He wouldn't let me have gimmes and he kept. Every time. And he wasn't like, he wasn't going to arrest me if I took a gimme, but he every time, he's like, oh, that's enough for you, huh? It was one of those.
Danny
How did he explain it?
Eddie
He says if you spend 400 yards getting, you know, hitting the ball around, you deserve to see it go in the hole every time.
Danny
That's what he said on macrodosing.
Eddie
I don't know how he said it on macrodosing. I know that me and him had it out. Not had it out, but we talked about it and he said, I'm misrepresenting, but I'm not misrepresenting it. He was very, very forceful and not allowing him.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, it's actually the opposite. When you suck at golf and you're like putting your seventh putt and you miss it to five feet, you're like, hey, guess what? I don't want to just keep adding more to this terrible hole.
Eddie
Well, there's nothing. There's nothing more demoralizing. And golf's a demoralizing sport. You're spending the entire time getting demoralized. So missing a two foot putt that you don't have or one and a half feet. Two. Two is probably too long.
Big Cat
But you, you're a good golfer. Yeah, no problem. Do you. Do you look down on people who use neon balls?
Chaps
I'm not a good golfer. I don't golf that much.
Big Cat
I feel like you were when you were living in la.
Chaps
I golfed a handful.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
I golf way more than I do now.
Big Cat
I don't.
Chaps
I don't know what is about Chicago. I don't. Probably the weather sucks ass. Probably nice. It's only May three times a year.
Eddie
Yeah, it's May.
Big Cat
It's actually going to become 80 this week.
Eddie
Jesus. You.
Big Cat
80 degrees is hitting right when you guys are going to lock yourself in this office.
Eddie
That's right.
Chaps
Neon balls are for weather. It's for, like, if it's fall. If it's. You know, you need to see your ball a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
It's like a lot of leaves on the ground.
Big Cat
I used one on Monday, and I don't know if I can do it because it's also really hard. It's a lot harder to cheat.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
Because, like, I like to have the option where if I hit my ball way into the woods, I can just find another ball and be like, oh, it's mine.
Eddie
What color ball do y' all think Big T used?
Tate
Orange.
Eddie
Orange, yeah.
Chaps
Did he really?
Eddie
Exclusively orange balls?
TJ
Yes.
Chaps
Neon orange.
Big Cat
Oh, man.
Chaps
Yes. Yeah, that.
Big Cat
Yeah. I feel like that makes you seem like a. Maybe like a noob.
Chaps
I think. I think that's right.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
That's the right read on that.
Mincy
Yeah.
Big Cat
I bought, like, two packs of it, so I gotta throw those out.
Chaps
No, but, you know, if you're playing in, like, mid November and there's, like, a light snow on the ground, you know, and you're one of those guys, it's like, I just. I'm gonna golf as long as I can until maybe you throw out a neon.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
See where it goes.
Cody
Yeah.
Tate
I still love that video of you guys and Marty playing with World of T shirts.
Brandon Walker
Oh, my God.
Kyle
Oh, yeah. We got.
Brandon Walker
We got done with two holes. Yeah. And then he wanted to go to drink.
Big Cat
Kyle, you should become a golf influencer as a parody. That'd be funny.
Kyle
I feel like that's been done now too much.
Big Cat
Not really, though. Like, really satirizing it. Like, people take it so seriously. Like, malice is a golf influencer now.
Eddie
I feel like the satirists end up turning into actual YouTube.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
They satirize for, like, five minutes and then. Oh, this is sweet.
Kyle
I envy them. They. They seem to mentally commit to the competitive aspect, even though they're essentially always practicing.
Big Cat
Right.
Chaps
Yeah. Brandon, what if you play. What if you filmed yourself playing around and your whole thing was you take egregious gimmes, but you never address it? And that, like, just triggers every. Everybody just loses their mind.
Eddie
I could do that.
Big Cat
I knew a guy like that.
Chaps
Yeah, you're like, 10ft away, and you're like, of course that's a gimme. And, yeah, move on.
Eddie
This is good.
Chaps
Every comment is just like, I. I
Big Cat
knew a guy who used to just. It would just. No matter what, it was just two putts so he would just putt and then that was a gimme.
Chaps
Wherever it ended.
Big Cat
Yeah. She's like, yeah, that's enough. That's enough putting.
Chaps
But never addressed in the video.
Eddie
Okay.
Chaps
I, like, put one of those videos out. Or you're like, play a hole with me today.
Eddie
Yeah. Then do I play the first couple pretty, pretty straight and then.
Big Cat
No, no, just play it immediately.
Brandon Walker
Never acknowledge it.
Eddie
Everything.
Chaps
Yeah, just normal everything. It's like extremely boring, kind of.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
And you're just kind of going stroke by stroke, and you just never acknowledge it. You just picked up your ball is 15ft away from the hole.
Big Cat
I think you could even do one of those, like when they speed up the round and they put music over it so you can't even hear you doing it. And like, you're, you know, like, it's like, here's the first shot, here's the second shot, here's the. Here's the first putt. And then you just pick it up.
Eddie
I got a four.
Brandon Walker
Do you have the urge to make golf content?
Eddie
Yeah. My problem is I play with my 10 year old. I downloaded an app that has the shot tracker on it and it records the video. And I was Gonna put out 18 holes, but he's just not a good enough cameraman. He doesn't keep the camera steady or he'll focus on the wrong thing, or he'll. The big thing he does is he'll watch my shot. He'll hold the camera up, he'll watch my shot, but he follows it with his eyes. And. And he does that, but he's not worried about what the camera's saying about,
Big Cat
you shouldn't even make.
Eddie
But he's 10 years old.
Big Cat
And it's also like, golf should be a escape.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like making a content. Then you get. You're right stuck into a loop of like, I got a video.
Eddie
But, you know, you know, my ego. If I hit a good shot, I wanted to, I want people to see it.
Kyle
That's how I feel. That's why I think that's preventing me from getting into golf. I'm an achievement slut. Like, if I'd had a really good hole or entire game and I got nothing for it.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Then it would feel like a waste.
Eddie
You want your good shots to. To find eyeballs, and I would like to feed eyeballs my good shots, but I don't. I currently don't have the setup.
Brandon Walker
Do you like seeing other people's good shots?
Eddie
Yeah. How about if I'm trolling by and somebody's like, you know, you can tell it's going to be something special. Special shot. Yeah, I'll watch. I'll watch it every time. But I'm not gonna stop playing my 10 year old either, because he's. He's getting good.
Kate
It's gotta be tough to. You do around by yourself and you just crush it and it's incredible. That has to be like a kind of sad feeling.
Eddie
No, no, not if you're.
Kyle
I would, like, call the mayor and
Eddie
like, hey, I love playing by my
Kyle
municipal board, but have you ever had,
Kate
like an amazing round, an amazing shot, and you're like, fuck, I wish somebody.
Eddie
I chipped in yesterday. I chipped in for. It was for par. Like, it wasn't special, but I chipped in and I did look around. Like, I kind of wish somebody had seen that celebrate.
Kate
Because I don't believe you. Just hear you say it. Right?
Kyle
Like, even on, like, if you're playing like a smartphone app game, you still get like a. You get like something tangible, like it's a virtual trophy or a score that you get to keep in your.
Brandon Walker
So should you keep a trophy in your car?
Kyle
I would do that if I just like, yeah. Brought it. Honor system. I bring a trophy in my bag and then I get to take it home if I do well enough.
Big Cat
Give it to yourself.
Eddie
Aren't you taking it home regardless, though?
Kyle
If I don't do well enough, I
Tate
have to hide it in the parking lot.
Big Cat
Yeah. Leave it in your trunk.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
Throw it in the trash.
Tate
But the opposite. The opposite side is something too, because, like, failing in front of people, being really bad is like, you're shot.
Eddie
Oh, I can't play in front of people.
Tate
I know.
Big Cat
Which one? All of them.
Tate
The one T. The one T shot.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. When I hit it four inches.
Tate
That's the worst fucking.
Big Cat
Oh, it's terrible.
Tate
Yeah. So, like, doing that alone, like, you get that benefit too.
Big Cat
Yeah, I mean, I have the. At least I have the. Out of, like, I don't golf enough. Yeah, that's where I'm like, if I ever golfed a lot and still did, I still would do that.
Chaps
And then.
Big Cat
What's your excuse now?
Eddie
Yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
But if we golf with Hank, the pressure's on Hank because he golfs a lot. So, like, when he hits a bad shot, it's like, dude, what is your. What's your problem?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, but like, being the worst golfer in a group, does it suck knowing that everybody would be having more fun if you weren't there?
Big Cat
That's not necessarily true. As long as you play fast.
Chaps
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
As long as you're keeping up.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
I think it's like the. Having the ugly friend when you go out, it like makes everybody else feel a little better.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
Like, oh, big cat's here.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, that. Definitely that. That did suck. The Ryder cup last year when it was like so clue because Dave somehow got good for like a day and it was like I felt betrayed, like that you were supposed to be. It was supposed to be us together being like the worst golfers. And I was just so far and away the worst.
Tate
Ye. I. I mean, if you. Everyone's been there.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Tate
You know, that's a shitty.
Kyle
And also the threshold for being respected by other golfers, even as a hobby, is impossibly high. Well, like, if you get into like painting or drawing, like, people be like, oh, nice.
Big Cat
Yeah, nice sketch.
Kyle
That's why you're improving. But if, like, no one's ever going to respect you for.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
Regardless of how good you start doing.
Big Cat
That's why that Shinnecock. When I. When I filled out the scorecard that I shot a 72, which I didn't, it was the best high ever because I had people texting me out of nowhere being like, dude, you're a stick. Like, JJ Redick texted me and was like, we should go out.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, JJ Reddick called a stick.
Big Cat
He was like, dude, I didn't know you had game like that. I was like, yeah,
Tate
like, I actually kind of disagree with that because that's a thing I've heard. If you're decent to good, like pretty good, you could play a lot more places. Like, people will just ask you more.
Big Cat
Yes. Yes.
Kyle
Oh, really?
Tate
Yeah. Like, you'll be invited more places.
Big Cat
Yeah, No, I was. There was like a three hour, like, stretch there where like, I was like, I'm just gonna go with this. And I had so many people being like, dude, we gotta go out.
Tate
Yeah.
Big Cat
I was like, no, we don't. It felt really good. Maybe that's what you do. You just. You're a scorecard guy. You just fill out fake scorecards. Never put anything on camera.
Chaps
Don't even go golf.
Brandon Walker
Just order this.
Eddie
Yeah, right.
Big Cat
Just order the hardest courses, scorecards, fill them out, post them. Like another great round by. By Dean.
Kyle
It's like, I love golf so much,
Brandon Walker
I'm not making it content. Here's the score.
Kyle
Yeah. I would try to get a little strategic with it. Like a horrible, horrible game. But like two Eagles.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
And then just caption it. Two Eagle.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah. That's what I did with the 72. I think I like. I put like down at 8 on 18, being like round of my life. And I it up.
Eddie
Blew it,
Big Cat
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Eddie
I have a question. Yeah, this is for tj, maybe Wyatt, if he's back there. What episodes have you guys been requested? Have you made decisions on what you might air next week yet?
TJ
So something I wanted to. If we brought this up, like, episodes that we're looking for, we're looking for like, not super iconic episodes, not Thomas
Eddie
Walker Day, not stuff like that.
TJ
Also, like, we're gonna have to edit out like the ad reads and. Okay, we're gonna watch them back to make sure there isn't like any like poorly aged jokes in them.
Big Cat
You know what I'm saying? I mean, that's. That's gonna happen, right?
TJ
That's that we said live 2021.
Eddie
That might not fly in the stretch of a show.
Kyle
Right?
Eddie
So.
Big Cat
But I also think that's fine as long as it's not those. Those jokes don't become social clips.
TJ
That's when we also also like people being like, do the Friday vibes episodes or episode. Like, there's. There's rights issues that, like, we can't do music, we can't do karaoke, we
Eddie
can't do serious episodes.
Big Cat
I think the tunnel should be one of them for sure.
TJ
Which tunnel? The tunnel. Discovery episode.
Big Cat
Yeah, Discovery episode.
TJ
We were also going to do like through the week. It was going to like age cut. So, like Monday was going to be like really old episodes.
Big Cat
Oh, I love that.
TJ
I love like 22, 23, Thursday 23, 24 or whatever. And then we can get like more recent.
Big Cat
I love. And then we end with Titty.
Eddie
The YouTube era. Does anybody know what the first great episode was? Can anybody.
Brandon Walker
Oh, I couldn't tell you.
TJ
I guess. What do you mean by, like, great, like, Tommy Walker Day Was. Was.
Big Cat
Yeah.
TJ
Yes. Or October 2021.
Eddie
Did we start February?
TJ
February 2021 was.
Eddie
Was. So that was about 10 months.
Brandon Walker
I thought the shit was so dead
TJ
when we started Cheater Robot was. Was, like, probably one of the earliest, like, visual moments.
Eddie
We still had the. The serious set.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
It is crazy to look back and, like, see, like, there was, like, what were the YouTube numbers then? Like, 20,000 would watch.
Kyle
Yeah.
TJ
And it was an hour show.
Big Cat
Yeah. Our show. This will be fun. I'm excited. I might have to tune into one of them.
Kate
I've never watched the first yak.
Danny
The first yak is not the one on Sirius.
Kate
No. Like the first YouTube.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I haven't watched, like, I'm pretty sure it was awful. I'm almost certain it was of a start.
Eddie
It was terrible.
Chaps
It was 20.
Eddie
Also, the yak's falling off.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
It's a slog. 27 minutes.
Eddie
Show ever good?
Brandon Walker
No.
Eddie
Yeah. Agreed. Sam, I wonder. I need to ask somebody what the first. Oh, I. I'd like to know what the first. Great. Well, where were you? Because we kind of. We didn't stumble into YouTube. We didn't know we were doing for a little bit.
Big Cat
Yeah, no, we were just doing the radio show on YouTube.
Brandon Walker
The first YouTube was us as wrestlers or Brandon as a wrestler.
Big Cat
Oh, that was wrestling. Yeah.
Eddie
You guys.
TJ
Brandon thought you guys were all gonna dress like wrestlers for the first visual one.
Danny
When did the wheel become a thing? How long into it?
TJ
I want to say that was like, early 2022. Somebody at some point just said, what if we spun a wheel to decide something?
Eddie
That'd be cool.
TJ
I think Nick said it.
Big Cat
What
Brandon Walker
I did.
TJ
You're like, what if we just spun a wheel to decide?
Big Cat
Oh.
TJ
And then I was like, let me
Danny
see if Walter White screaming in the car.
Eddie
Meme a 95 minute Yak special.
Brandon Walker
McConaughey.
Big Cat
It is crazy to think back that this show's been going on for eight years, because it's like, it always feels like the newest thing, but it's not even close.
Eddie
Wait, Covet. Covet happened a month into the YouTube run.
Brandon Walker
No, no, no.
Eddie
YouTube already happened. Yes.
Big Cat
Coveted. We were still doing radio.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
And I were doing it a series.
Eddie
Gave you that setup.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Tate
Yeah. I kind of want to listen to the first one ever. Just, like, hear you and Kaba.
Big Cat
Oh, dude, it was so bad because it was. Stephen made a prep. Stephen wanted to do a meeting. He Wanted to do a half hour meeting before the show and I was like, absolutely not. And it was very like we were going to do picks every night was a sports talk. Yeah, it was kind of sports talk. And then we were like, this is stupid because we had like Rome can talk about anything, but we had Karabas who can't talk about anything but baseball. And I think we started in the middle of the winter.
Brandon Walker
Looking back at the titles of those, I can't remember a single thing.
Big Cat
I know.
TJ
No, I think we're going to probably do dreams. The Bit Eater Robot for the earliest one.
Big Cat
Okay.
TJ
But like so short, we might do two in a row. The John Montana.
Kate
Oh, the knee driver.
Chaps
Yeah, you got to do two.
TJ
Yeah, for the Monday we'll do two. It was, it was an hour at first and then we'll probably do. We were looking at Shohei Otani day. We're looking at the Kate Mincy prank calls day.
Eddie
Oh, that was good.
TJ
And you called Mincy on the radio.
Big Cat
Oh, that was so good.
Eddie
Caitlin are going from Southern to Delco in the stretch of a phone call.
Big Cat
Speaking of, I got to make Mincey run for mayor somewhere.
Eddie
No, he doesn't have political aspirations.
Big Cat
I got to make him run for mayor. That would be so incredible. Tate being his campaign manager, his speeches would be something. So this, this all stems from Mincy saying that he had a dream last night that he, he, he won a seat in Congress.
Danny
Nightmare.
Big Cat
But then he, then he clarified. Yeah, I had a dream last night. I ran for Congress and won. To be clear, I have zero political.
Eddie
And he's clearing up the thing that we only know because he told us about.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I assumed he did zero political.
Big Cat
But then Tate was like, we should run for mayor. And I, I, I think he has to. I think I'm gonna make them like, what, what? We gotta find a, like a small
Eddie
town, 2, 000 people in, in.
Kate
There's tons of towns where you have to live.
Big Cat
He probably has to live there.
Eddie
You go down about four or five hours to where it's all cornfields.
Brandon Walker
It's actually a dog. A town where like a dog runs for mayor. I would love to run against a dog.
Big Cat
I actually disagree. I think it'd be funny if you ran for like a decent sized suburb.
Tate
I mean you're guys dying to get out of it.
Danny
Yeah, give him the.
Brandon Walker
Oh my God. Mints to be your man.
Danny
Oh man, that's, that's Minty Pond from here on.
Big Cat
But him having to like debate real people would be so funny.
Tate
Believable
Danny
you know what came up?
Big Cat
He ran for mayor of Kenilworth. It's like the richest place in the world.
Tate
Golf, Illinois.
Eddie
I assume we'd air the debates.
Big Cat
Oh, it have to.
Danny
You know what came up?
Chaps
My.
Danny
My memories the other day when we went to that show. Eddie, when you were talking on stage and Minch just called. You been said that you called him a fat.
Brandon Walker
That's a actually good episode to air because it wasn't. When we talk about very often, it ended up.
Danny
You didn't even really say.
Eddie
I didn't say it at all. I did not say it. Not on air.
Big Cat
I need him to run for mayor,
Brandon Walker
but it's one of those things when he's in an element of something he doesn't want to do. We don't quite get the results when he's true. He does want him having.
Eddie
So the election needs to be centered around a widespread panic.
Brandon Walker
That's about it.
Tate
His Twitter's kind of been cooking.
Brandon Walker
I feel Mincy's.
Danny
Yeah.
Tate
What else did he tweet at? Some recent too.
Big Cat
It's a lot of hate for some reason.
Chaps
Every time.
Big Cat
So much hate. It's so funny. It's just so. It's vile. And he doesn't care at all. No, it is. Yeah. People just be like, kill yourself. You're the worst.
Brandon Walker
They're even being like polite. They're like, please die.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
They can't beg you.
Danny
At least they're talking about me.
Big Cat
You have to get rid of them.
Chaps
I want to see him make a commercial. A political commercial at the very least.
Big Cat
Yeah. Maybe we just. Maybe just pretend he's running for mayor. Yeah. And like, he's not.
Eddie
Almost. If we could convince him he's running for mayor.
Chaps
Let's.
Eddie
Let's just really.
Danny
Let's just make it.
Big Cat
Why does he run for mayor of Chicago?
Brandon Walker
Honestly, make him run for mayor of Chicago.
Tate
Coming up.
Danny
Let's just make up a of West Loop and it's a thing.
Eddie
Yeah.
Tate
You know, we should do though. We should. White Sox. Dave said he'd pay the fine for swearing. We should actually make him think that he has to pay it.
Big Cat
Like, oh, for this?
Tate
I'll pay it. Don't worry. I think it's like five grand.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah.
Tate
Like, if you look it up.
Big Cat
I love white socks Dave.
Danny
That's so funny. He's like, I've been on TV before and he was referring to like a
Brandon Walker
terrible moment the world.
Big Cat
Yeah. I text.
Danny
Yeah. That's why we're telling you.
Big Cat
I texted him last night because I Was like, just so you know, like the. The conversation that Dave tells that story like once a year and it just gets more and more severe.
Tate
He tweets it like quarterly.
Big Cat
Yeah. And it gets more severe. Like I remember the conversation. It was simply the problem with white sex Dave, is he can't like, be funny, like right on command. He's very, very funny. But now Dave has me being like, he's the dumbest person ever. But Dave was a good sport about it. He's just like, yeah, I. I understand. It's not a big deal. And he. He is special in that way where he. His funniest moments are not him.
Chaps
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Sometimes when he's trying to be funny and it fa. Oh, the music video was funny.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Kate
Nick, did he do Zanies?
Brandon Walker
He has never done Zany's. He did Laugh Factory.
Tate
We've watched that. Like.
Kate
Yeah, because I'm trying to remember.
Chaps
Wasn't funny for the reasons he thought it was. Correct.
Brandon Walker
So it was really far after the election.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
Anyone in here know Cliff D. Martino
Eddie
also? None of us ever want to watch the music video again.
Big Cat
Yeah, I watch it sometimes, honest.
Kate
He was also so certain. He was so certain it was going to like, rip.
Brandon Walker
He had already. He had plans for the next one.
Kate
Yeah.
Big Cat
All right, Nick, should we do you hidden camera?
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Big Cat
So you just go up to people and you just say, say the line. What do we think people are going to say? What would you say?
Tate
They're going to be just like paint.
Danny
What can you say to make them not confused? Because they're all just going to be like, what line? I don't know what's going on here.
Eddie
Just a bit. No, you just. When they're confused, just keep saying say the line until they.
Danny
And they're going to know. It's a bit though.
Brandon Walker
Should we get chaps to do it like in.
Chaps
Around.
Big Cat
Oh.
Kate
Oh, yeah.
TJ
Oh.
Brandon Walker
Cuz there feel like with everything going on. Just say the line.
Big Cat
Yeah, say the line.
Chaps
Yeah. Cuz at least chaps.
Brandon Walker
But almost. He needs to have his phone out filming and somebody spy camming behind him.
Big Cat
Yeah, I think people will say the line.
Brandon Walker
Think people say, I don't think I'm trusted rightfully so hold on.
Big Cat
Let's.
Chaps
Let's. Yeah, I. I think. I think that's the right read. I think people will be like, what's this for?
Big Cat
I think Danny might have.
Chaps
Yeah, people would.
TJ
Danny.
Danny
I don't know if they trust me.
Brandon Walker
They don't. Oh, Danny. They don't.
Chaps
They'll feel like they're supposed to say something and they're not really sure what. Whereas Eddie, you go say a line at. And he's like, tastes like pain.
Tate
It just worked.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, just be like, all right, you've been working here for a while now. You almost have to preface it with something that doesn't really matter. So let's. Let's hear the line.
Chaps
Cody might say the line.
Brandon Walker
Cody was going to say the line. What's Cody's line going to be?
Chaps
Man, big puppy, pissing on the porch, Hound dog, eat.
Brandon Walker
But then when you call him out. When you call him out for code switching, he's just like. He gets so proper. He's like, I've never done that. I don't recall ever doing that to you, Nicholas.
Tate
Did you guys talk about Cody at handball?
Eddie
Dude.
Danny
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
What was Cody at handball?
Big Cat
The.
Tate
Well, first off, the handball announcer was relentlessly all over Cody.
Eddie
Really?
Chaps
I missed. I missed all the handball.
Tate
Yeah. And then he was like.
Chaps
He was playing.
Tate
Yeah, he was, like, going at it with, like, a pretty big dude on the other team the whole time.
Danny
Cody, this dude, like, yes. Skipped him to the ground.
Tate
Yeah.
Danny
And it got serious, but I. I kind of checked out after that. What were they saying on the call?
Tate
I don't think I got clipped, but it's definitely on the stream.
Danny
Yeah, it was definitely like, last 10, 15 minutes.
Tate
Yeah. Some European dudes, they were just really shoving each other.
Big Cat
Really? Cody.
Brandon Walker
And he was like, I'd love to see that.
Danny
Yeah, he was triple the size of Cody.
Kate
Yeah, Cody was serious, though.
Tate
Cody definitely looked like, well, it's off.
Danny
Like, dude, at one point, the guy just ragged all him to the ground. So, like, Cody had to be serious, and he's like, what the. Yeah, but what was JD on the call saying about that?
Tate
Just ragging on his arm, telling him that that's the spot in the court where you want the worst guy. Like, he was just going out, like, jesus, dude killed him.
Brandon Walker
Did the barstool team hang with the handball team? No, no.
Eddie
They beat him at 15 on three.
Tate
15 on. Yeah, 15 on three.
Eddie
About like the basketball.
Big Cat
It turns out we suck. Suck at everything.
Eddie
But that one makes sense. I mean, nobody's ever. Nobody plays that. We.
Big Cat
No, it's not.
Eddie
Play basketball.
Big Cat
Real sport.
Chaps
How about when me and my fellow pros.
Eddie
Pros versus Joe's.
Chaps
Yeah, me and. Me and the boys.
Eddie
You hit a three.
Chaps
I did. Yeah. I did. Thanks, Brandon.
Eddie
Are we setting that up? Because I got a. Stephen Che was apparently on one when he came up with the Other sheet.
Big Cat
Oh, let me do an ad and then let's get into that. Yeah. Mountain Dew. Summer's here. Summer's coming. It's here. I'm gonna say it's here. It's be 80 degrees on Sunday or Saturday. And nothing goes better. The summer months. Backyard barbecue with an ice cold Mountain Dew. It's hanging with your friends. The refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. You open up that cooler. Oh, think about it. The ice. It's perfect. Perfect. Cold Mountain Dew. The sun's beating down on you. You're hanging out in the backyard. Mountain Dew's there for you. Mountain Dew was proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. An American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48. Do we have any dues? I want to do so bad right now.
Brandon Walker
That would be awesome.
Big Cat
Just thinking about doing a dude love Mountain Dew. So go get it today. Grab a dude. Tasting great since 48. What did he do with this prep?
Eddie
I'm going to read one of his sub questions. Do they have adult intramural swim leagues? That shit must suck. Wow. Yeah, he's really. He really left some takes here. Is it okay to wear goggles anywhere but snorkeling or scuba diving as an adult? You're not competitive swimming as adult. And unless you're in the Olympics.
Kate
Dan Soder. One of his old specials. I guess his stepdad was in an adult intramural league.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kate
And it's one of the funniest bits I swimming.
Eddie
So they're so funny.
Kate
He had when he was, like, in middle school, he had to go with his mom on Saturdays and like, sit and watch his stepdad swim.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Kate
In an adult, it's like one of the funniest. I forget the name of the special, but I, like, listen to it once a year.
Big Cat
Do you think that Stephen came up with this because of Nathan McKinnon? Which I'm fully in favor of.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Nathan McKinnon. I don't know if you guys have
Eddie
a very good chance. Stephen hasn't seen the. Nathan McKinnon star.
Big Cat
Star player for the Aves. Was in the pool on an off day with flippers and a scuba mask.
Eddie
The full get up.
Kate
Just for fun or for training.
Big Cat
Yeah, fun.
Brandon Walker
I think flippers are fun.
Big Cat
You go so fast. Yeah, dude. I. This was like the funnest thing to do as a kid when you just get a scuba mask and just like, swim on the bottom of the. The pool. Yeah, that's just playing mermaid.
Chaps
Awesome.
Danny
He's just staring at walls.
Kate
Basically flip your hair up all funny.
Big Cat
I'm all in on that.
Chaps
I imagine if you're lap swimming at the gym, you wear goggles, right?
Big Cat
Yeah, definitely.
Chaps
I. I don't. I've never done that before.
Big Cat
And probably a cap.
Chaps
Hey, we.
Big Cat
The whole get up.
Brandon Walker
Speaking of swimmers, Ryan Locky.
Big Cat
What about him?
Brandon Walker
He's the coach of a Missouri State college block twist.
Mincy
He.
Kyle
What?
Brandon Walker
I didn't see the video.
Mincy
Oh, that.
Brandon Walker
He's the coach.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I just saw the still, and it just doesn't look like him.
Eddie
It does. It doesn't look like.
Brandon Walker
He looks like.
Big Cat
Hey, where's the plot?
Brandon Walker
He looks Egyptian.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah.
Eddie
Twist.
Big Cat
Brian Lockheed is officially becoming Coach Lochte. After spending half my life staring at the black line at the bottom of a pool, I figured it was time
Brandon Walker
to help the next generation do the same thing.
Big Cat
Swimming gave me an incredible career.
Brandon Walker
Memories, things I will cherish forever.
Big Cat
But over the last couple of years,
Brandon Walker
something so unexpected happened.
Big Cat
I might actually be more passionate about coaching than competing. That seems.
Cody
Yeah.
Kyle
It's the natural.
Big Cat
Yeah. Olympic athlete. I think I might even can't compete anymore.
Chaps
Yeah. But you not hear the start where it said plot twist, so it's actually not expected at all. This is a major plot.
Brandon Walker
Does he have ties to. Did he go to Missouri State?
Big Cat
Yeah. That's, like, the least plot twist you could ever have.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Ryan Lochte coaching swimming. Okay, that's.
Eddie
Yeah. Makes total sense.
Brandon Walker
I would have assumed he was doing that already.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
What's going on?
Big Cat
Ryan Lochte's coaching swimming. Plot twist.
Kyle
But what is his role?
Big Cat
Coach?
Chaps
Assistant coach. Actually.
Eddie
Missouri State.
Kyle
Oh, that seems underwhelming.
Eddie
Right, Ethan? Yeah.
Big Cat
No, but again, I. Maybe you gotta. You didn't see the video. It's a plot twist.
Eddie
It's a plot twist. Nobody saw it coming.
Big Cat
Brian Lochte is officially.
Kyle
And that's Ryan Lock.
Eddie
Twist.
Big Cat
Ryan Lochte is officially becoming Coach Lock.
Eddie
Well, the number one thing is we don't think he looks like.
Brandon Walker
I don't think it's him.
Big Cat
Oh, no. Yeah. That doesn't.
Eddie
That. That didn't look like Ryan Lochte either, to be honest. That looked like James Franco playing him.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
Do we know what Ryan Lochte looks like?
Brandon Walker
No.
Kyle
So is that Ryan Lochte talking about Ryan Lochte?
Brandon Walker
Yes, that was Ryan Lochte.
Kate
I'm not. I picture him with, like, bleached hair, like Nicky Smokes.
Big Cat
He did have it for a while, I think.
Brandon Walker
Brandon.
Eddie
Yes. Hi.
Brandon Walker
Were you cucked?
Eddie
In what way?
Brandon Walker
By the wanton Don.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Chaps
Oh.
Eddie
Oh.
Brandon Walker
Grand Marshal of The largest wiener dog race. Another one.
Eddie
Did he get a winter dog race?
Brandon Walker
Oh, he sure did. The biggest.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Eddie
And the video was the biggest.
Brandon Walker
No, Brandon Wanton dons is the biggest.
Eddie
Wow. Let me see how big his is.
Brandon Walker
Good ass intro.
Big Cat
Oh, and he dressed up for it.
Kate
Look at the effort.
Eddie
No, mine's way bigger. Hey, how are you? We're here at the Mill Creek Doxy Derby. Pretty much the super bowl for dogs. I think he's full. I think he's full of it.
Brandon Walker
Do you think he's full of it?
Eddie
Did you see my crowd?
Big Cat
Absolute chaos.
Brandon Walker
And we're here today thanks to Lucky.
Kate
Oh, he got it sponsored.
Big Cat
It got sold
Chaps
too. Look at that little purse.
Eddie
The quality of his video is probably way better than mine.
Chaps
Look, there's a little bag he's got.
Danny
You had no epic music, Brandon.
Eddie
No, his isn't even close to as big as mine. That, that, that race, that event that probably has 800 people there.
Brandon Walker
How many did yours have?
Eddie
10,000.
Brandon Walker
Your race had 10,000 people?
Big Cat
Not that bad, Brad.
Eddie
Not that many people at the race are watching the races, but they were around the festival right there. And did you see my crowd?
Big Cat
Did you decide to do this in the first place? First got involved in the wiener dog racing about 10 years ago, and when I saw the dogs run, I instantly saw these wiener dogs in the light
Eddie
I'd never seen before.
Big Cat
And I think I instantly became addicted
Eddie
to wiener dog racing.
Big Cat
Sounds like,
Eddie
as far as I know right now, Maine. He's on main.
Brandon Walker
Never been on Maine.
Big Cat
All that away. He's on freak out later.
Eddie
Yeah, that. We'll talk about that later.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah, that's a big cat text.
Eddie
Yeah, I try and I try. Oh, that might just be that much. Might be an appearance in the door.
Brandon Walker
Oh, when Brandon appears in your office door, do you know he's about to quit?
Big Cat
Oh, it's. Yeah, it's usually something heavy.
Eddie
I haven't that happened in a while.
Big Cat
I invited Reed in my office today. He was.
Brandon Walker
He tweeted about it.
Big Cat
Yeah, I was like, dude, you can come in anytime. He's like, this is cat's office. Like, yeah, it's a pretty big mess.
Eddie
And did you summon him or did you be like, I asked him to
Big Cat
grab me a water because he was standing right next to it. Just brought the cats monitor's office. First time I stepped foot in there, he said I was welcome anytime in there. That's some big baller. And then he, like, what? He walked up to my. There's a Wisconsin rose bowl, which I think you got me. I did the Rose bowl picture against ucla and he walked up and he started pointing at it. And I was like, he's about to tell me like his parents were there or something. He goes. He just points it. He's like. I think I have the same poster.
Danny
Okay, you guys got to talk some sense into this kid about getting rid of those socks. Those.
Big Cat
Why?
Brandon Walker
Like socks.
Big Cat
What?
Eddie
I'm not Wisconsin fam.
Big Cat
No, but his. He's from Wisconsin.
Eddie
Okay, all right.
Big Cat
So I. I just assumed his parents might have gone.
Danny
I'm not shaming him for having holes in his socks. I'm shaming him for refusing to let go of those socks with holes in them. That's insane.
Brandon Walker
His underwear is like that too.
Danny
Come on, they can't be breaking.
Big Cat
You can't change Reed though. If the minute he starts dressing nice, he's going to realize he's cooler than every.
Eddie
I don't think untorn socks is dressing nice.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, right.
Big Cat
You just can't.
Brandon Walker
What are you a millionaire?
Eddie
Those shoes too are not, excuse me, money bags.
Big Cat
He's wearing like a 10 year old shoes that is obsessed with soccer. Like we need to keep him that.
Kyle
Yeah, I'm not worried about him anymore. He. He's not going to psychologically change. And I was worried about that at first. I was worried about all like the fanfare and the attention would naturally change somebody. But he, but he. I don't think he has.
Danny
Is he.
Eddie
When it comes to this office, going out in Chicago, you know, going out on the town. Is he the number one, the man guy we got now? Is he the man when he goes out?
Brandon Walker
I think he's right in that demographic there
Chaps
was here. And I asked him who's the. Who's the guy barked for? Yeah, he's like, it's Reed.
Eddie
I know Smokes probably believes he's the man.
Chaps
Yeah. No, but Reed is the hotness right now.
Danny
Reed has female fans too.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, he has got it all.
Chaps
The hotness.
Big Cat
How was, by the way, how was Priscilla with Che? Priscilla did a Somali Che.
Brandon Walker
Oh, is it out?
Big Cat
Yeah, I think so.
Eddie
Those just watch it.
Big Cat
Yeah, I guess. Well, I don't want to watch the whole thing.
Brandon Walker
I'm a little behind.
Eddie
Long.
Big Cat
They're like minutes. What?
TJ
It's 10 minutes.
Big Cat
10 minutes. 10 minutes too long.
TJ
They talk about New Zealand and then they talk about boat ownership and then they talk about the NBA combo.
Big Cat
45 seconds.
Eddie
Lips at the wine glass. New episode of Smally Chair.
Brandon Walker
We're here with Ryan Rosillo.
Chaps
Watch Rosillo's face.
Big Cat
He manhandled him.
Chaps
More of these guys.
Eddie
We're dropping the eon. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Sav Blanc backstory is the guy who.
Big Cat
That's all I have. Winery.
Brandon Walker
And he was like, hey, are you a huge wine drinker?
Big Cat
And I was like, to be honest
Brandon Walker
with you, not really.
Big Cat
So not great business sense. But I said, I'm not afraid of
Brandon Walker
a Sauvignon Blanc every now and then.
Eddie
All right.
Big Cat
So they were like, really? And this guy actually New Zealand face cut out the entire video.
Brandon Walker
Somali CH.
Big Cat
It looks like they got a better angle there.
Kate
Seems to be enjoying this.
Big Cat
It's over, though.
Eddie
He.
Big Cat
He bodied him. Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Hard slap shakes him.
Chaps
He pulls his shirt up his shoulder.
Eddie
New episode of Small Ryan Rosilla
Danny
rough and rowdy.
Big Cat
Yeah, zoom in on that left on that right handed. Ch. Can we zoom in? I just want to see that isolated. It's too much.
Brandon Walker
So Ch Started.
Chaps
Shakes and pulls his shirt up.
Eddie
New episode of Smally Chair here with five star.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah. Too much.
Brandon Walker
That's the most pissed man in the world.
Big Cat
Oh, man. I already delivered.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, it was good.
Big Cat
No notes. Don't have to watch all 10 minutes.
Brandon Walker
We all know Chase started Somali Che because he knew that the super bowl was going to be in a wine area. Right. So what's he going to do for la?
Chaps
Oh, my God.
Brandon Walker
Oh, Titus, what's.
Chaps
What's so many things. I guess start some sort of reality show or something. Yeah. Acting just becomes an actor.
Tate
Late night tv.
Brandon Walker
I'm thinking about getting plastic surgery. Yeah.
Eddie
Eddie, I think you might start. He must start a late night TV show.
Tate
Yeah, he might start in late night.
Eddie
Like January 1st is the debut of Che at night.
Tate
Yeah.
Chaps
Yeah.
Eddie
And then we. Oh, we're in la.
Big Cat
Wow.
Brandon Walker
Shape Night.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Tate
I want to see Kimmel. Of course I did.
Big Cat
By the way, I got an update for my wife. I said, by the way, you missed the yak yesterday. This is what happened. I sent the picture and she just wrote back, no period. I saw.
Brandon Walker
So one of those ones.
Eddie
Oh, her not talking.
Big Cat
And I said. And. And she said, I decided I would sit this one out.
Eddie
So I didn't say anything. When I got home, my wife and I just. She didn't say a word to me yesterday. I got home at like 7 o' clock and at like 10, I was going to bed. I was like, I never talked to my wife. I never. And I walked upstairs and she was. She was laying in the bed and I said, how are you doing? She said, good. And that was.
Big Cat
Oh, that was. You might.
Brandon Walker
She said one word to you yesterday.
Eddie
One word to me yesterday. Yeah. So? So I think she. She probably wasn't thrilled with the whole. Yeah, but daddy's got to be. Daddy.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
That's what got her the bed she's laying on.
Big Cat
Keep the lights on here.
Brandon Walker
Red count, hon.
Eddie
If the boys got to suck on some titty, the boys gotta suck on some titties. Direct deposit still gonna hit every two weeks.
Danny
Jackie texted me. She was like. Someone tweeted at me that Kate is supposed to change you. Does that mean, like, your. Your style or. Or mentally just your diaper? I just said yes.
Eddie
Oh, you should have asked her what you. What she wanted changed about you.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
I don't think she would have guessed that it was Kate changing my diaper.
Big Cat
Yeah. If you had said, like, what do you want change about me? And she just wrote back, just your diaper.
Brandon Walker
Your pants are filled with. It's my least favorite thing about you. You always yourself.
TJ
You want to watch Cody get rag dolled?
Big Cat
Yes.
TJ
He's in the red shorts in the center of the frame here.
Eddie
Red shorts, center.
Big Cat
Okay.
Eddie
Wait, that's him. Oh, great. Screen. Get him, Cody.
Chaps
Hell, yeah.
Danny
Cody
Tate
shooting a rope.
Eddie
Look at fervent. He's fighting with
Brandon Walker
Cody.
Big Cat
Oh, he was mad, and that's the worst type of mad. Because he's such a slight boy. There's nothing he can do.
Brandon Walker
Oh, he's mad.
Danny
I mean, what Red did try to slap the hool for.
Big Cat
No, I don't think. What?
Chaps
I don't think Red did anything. I think Cody was doing.
Kyle
He was, like, assaulting him.
Brandon Walker
Cody, watch, watch.
Big Cat
You're. You're right, but.
Kate
Potato.
Eddie
Oh, that's a rag.
Big Cat
Wait, go back. I want to see that again.
Brandon Walker
You're right, but you would have thought
Danny
that had happened already, like five more times.
Big Cat
Yeah. Yeah. All right, this is Cody starting it. Aggressive.
Chaps
Cody's trying to tackle him in misses.
Eddie
Okay.
Chaps
And then to. Barely moves.
Eddie
Get my hat back on.
Tate
Shooting a rope.
Eddie
Look at Fer he's fighting with.
Big Cat
Yeah, this is. Is that.
Brandon Walker
Cody's the aggressor.
Big Cat
That's got to be a terrible feeling for Cody.
Kyle
Yeah, it's like trying to scream in his.
Brandon Walker
And then. Is he trying to smack the ball out of his hand here? I like this.
Tate
Out of coke.
Big Cat
And this guy's just having the time of his life. He's like this guy.
Danny
Teachers for students.
Eddie
What's he doing?
Big Cat
No, I don't think he did anything wrong.
Chaps
No. I'm on team red.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Danny
Can I grab him. I need to.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
So, no, he did not.
Kyle
The. The other guy.
Big Cat
Yeah, Cody was.
Kyle
Unless. Unless there's something maybe we missed, something
Brandon Walker
that seems unlike Cody to just do that.
Chaps
The guy was standing there. Cody tried to, like, move him. He doesn't move. Then he tried to, like, tackle him. Whiffs on it, falls down, is embarrassed, gets up, pushes him in the back,
Eddie
wipes at the ball.
Chaps
Barely moves when he pushes him in the back. Yeah. And then tries to, like, pick him up. And then the guy, like, picks Cody up and sets him over there. I don't know. I think I'm on the team. Team red guy on this one.
Brandon Walker
I think we need more details.
Chaps
Unless something happened before.
Kyle
Either way.
Eddie
Well, Cody will tell.
Kyle
Nightmares.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, let's tell Cody to say the line when he sits down.
Eddie
Yeah, I mean, Cody will be ready, though. Oh, Cody. He might say which one? Just run through them all.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
True
Big Cat
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TJ
300 though.
Chaps
30 left.
Big Cat
300,000 people left for his bachelor.
Eddie
Oh, yeah. He had to go. Go Buffalo.
Big Cat
Oh, what the quite. Zoom them. Zoom them in. Get him zoomed.
Eddie
Are we doing say, are we playing say the line?
Brandon Walker
I just don't think it could be me.
Big Cat
Danny, did you see also you got an investigation?
Danny
Yeah, I saw that too.
Big Cat
The Tate.
Danny
The bathroom investigations are exhausting.
Big Cat
The only place someone peed on top of the urinal.
Brandon Walker
That has to be a tall person.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
What time did this take place?
Chaps
Fascinating.
Danny
Is this upstairs?
Brandon Walker
You gotta Clean that up.
Big Cat
I would like to just get right to the security video and figure out the tallest person that's gone in there. Yeah, I'll tell Tate to come down here.
Brandon Walker
Hope it's not Lance.
Big Cat
Oh, he's definitely.
Eddie
There's not a. Call people up.
Big Cat
This is our pathetic, pathetic Titans.
Kyle
I don't have a frame of reference. No man is tall enough to do that. Right.
Brandon Walker
You have to be tall with a short penis.
Eddie
It has to just unexpectedly.
Big Cat
Shoot.
Kate
Yeah. Explain how that.
Danny
Or if they just flop it over the waistband.
Big Cat
And we also got to find someone who's not hydrating correctly.
Danny
Should I go up there?
Kate
Like you would notice that, right?
Brandon Walker
Who's upstairs right now? Let's see if it got on top.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kate
They're not cleaning it off.
Big Cat
No one. Yeah. Oh, no.
Eddie
Yep.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Brandon Walker
Oh, Ron.
Danny
He wouldn't be on my suspect list.
TJ
No.
Eddie
I bet his dick is just ready to pee at all times.
Big Cat
That's Ron.
Danny
And he's always hydrated,
Kate
but also kind of deeply.
Big Cat
Too many waters.
Eddie
What do you think if we interviewed Hinkle about it? What do you think you'd say, Danny?
Big Cat
Me?
Danny
I could see how you would think it's me, but I just want to say beforehand, I rarely use that urinal. Go on.
Brandon Walker
I. I think that's 100% exactly.
Big Cat
Tate, what time. What time did this take place? Nice. Nice.
Eddie
Yeah, it's a really nice. We need to create lanes or avenues.
Kate
I know. Sorry.
Big Cat
It's when the doors aren't the windows.
Kate
A little clutter.
Big Cat
These aren't open. People can come in through.
Eddie
Can we?
Big Cat
Oh, real quick. Say the line.
Eddie
The line. You always say the line.
Brandon Walker
You've been here long enough.
Big Cat
Say the line.
Eddie
Say the line, Tate. I don't know what the line.
Mincy
It's your line.
Kyle
You're the one. You always say say nothing.
Mincy
No, that's not true.
Big Cat
Yeah, say the.
Eddie
You're out of here.
Big Cat
Oh, okay.
Brandon Walker
That's passable. That's passable.
Mincy
What is the line?
Brandon Walker
We don't.
Big Cat
That was.
Brandon Walker
Tastes like paint.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Oh. All right. No further question.
Mincy
I don't know what came. Yeah, I'll tell you why. Because right now we're planning. I'm trying to get a stream planned where we provide the umpiring crew for a real baseball game.
Big Cat
Oh, Max boy, big cat. Like to umpire.
Mincy
Madison Mallard. You guys are our first option. If you guys want us.
Eddie
Come on. Well, can they do it?
Big Cat
I don't know.
Mincy
They check in with the league? Probably not, but Rico Bosco, behind the
Eddie
dish that's not gonna. You think that's convincing them? If they say, no, we can't do it, but then you.
Mincy
I think if we did things like. And then Deutsch does a 9, 9, 9. And someone does the National Anthem.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Like barstool night.
Mincy
Yeah. I think someone would say yes to that. Am I here for the piss?
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
What time does this take place?
Mincy
I tweeted it as soon as I came out of the bathroom. I mean, that's piss. And there's a pube up there, too.
Brandon Walker
Oh, there's a pube.
Eddie
Yeah.
Cody
Look at.
Brandon Walker
That's gotta be.
Big Cat
Oh, no.
Danny
This is the upstairs bathroom, Tate.
Big Cat
You just have a DNA.
Kate
Wait, can you stand up and show me how high that area is? Like, where would that come up to?
Mincy
Yeah, I got no chance on, like, say you're tall.
Kate
I don't understand how tall.
Eddie
You were there.
Mincy
You had to, like, pee and, like, it go up and then you decide.
Kate
But where on you is the top of that?
Eddie
All I'm saying, Tate, I can prove that you're tall enough and you were there.
Brandon Walker
I'm like this typically.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
I'll get you the exact measurement. They're all the same, right?
Brandon Walker
Oh, no, I don't think.
Big Cat
Really?
Eddie
The one upstairs, he's up there.
Danny
It might be off by like an inch or two.
Kate
How does a pube.
Brandon Walker
Was Mincy. The Lucy in the urinal guy?
Eddie
He.
Mincy
I have reason to believe that he does that. He did it at Business House.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kate
Like, leaves it in the urinal.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
It clogs it up.
Big Cat
How do you.
Mincy
I don't have the best etiquette in the world, but, like, how do you do that? Someone has to clean.
Brandon Walker
You have to clean up your piss and somebody else.
Eddie
This man around, you know how he does it?
Mincy
Yeah, but just like, I don't think he pissed on the. I don't think it's him. Maybe it is, but my thing is, like, how do you. I get. I guess. If you accidentally peed somewhere, how do you not clean it up?
Kate
We see the cleaning crew every day.
Big Cat
Right.
Kate
It's like, you know, in your head, that's who's. It's like, that's what makes me crazy. Like, you know, somebody else is going to have to clean that up.
TJ
Is it, like, because you would have to go get a napkin and then go back to the urinal. Like, if there was somebody else in.
Kate
Oh, too embarrassed.
Eddie
You think you're never gonna be found out.
Mincy
But in this company, don't you have a different mindset? Like, yeah, if you spill something in the hallway, ever since the White Sox, Dave spilled. Dude, you have to go clean that up or else you might be on camera as being the biggest asshole in the world.
Eddie
Cameras in the bathroom?
Big Cat
It's true.
Eddie
What time did you discover it?
Mincy
12:45.
Eddie
Okay.
Mincy
I think Burns was in there at the same time.
Eddie
Anybody show, like, starting at 12 is exonerated.
Mincy
Why were people tagging you? Did you do that at some point of me?
Chaps
Yeah.
Mincy
I think when I tweeted it, some people were like, I don't use Brandon,
Eddie
because I assume they just went to the tall guys.
Kyle
I don't think you're there even for a tall guy.
Brandon Walker
But that's piss. How would piss get up there exactly?
Kyle
I don't know.
Eddie
Okay, then the minus four hundreds. Crazy. I don't use the upstairs bathroom. I'm a downstairs guy.
Danny
I could see someone having to pee really bad, and they initially kind of get a dribble up there, and they
Brandon Walker
finally pull, so they have to aim their penis up.
Mincy
That's a good measurement system.
Brandon Walker
So you have to aim your penis up.
Eddie
Anything else?
Big Cat
I had to hike up, so I got a little dribble.
Danny
Could it be due to the post shake?
Big Cat
What are you going to do?
Brandon Walker
Oh, he's shaking hard.
Eddie
Yeah. That's a hell of a shake shot.
Big Cat
It's a hard shot. Like, I was. I was just standing there, and it. You know you do it.
Mincy
You know you do it. And also the pupe.
Eddie
I think, Danny, I think it's the initial.
Brandon Walker
Do we have tweezers? Can we max the pu to grow?
Kate
Is there a flusher? What if somebody got pee and pube on their hand and then they went to flush?
Brandon Walker
Those droplets don't look like they're.
Eddie
That.
Chaps
That's straight.
Eddie
No, I think possible.
Big Cat
No. What do we have? Can we get security footage for the. The 20 minutes before this upstairs bathroom? Yeah.
Kate
Is Gino about to get.
Danny
You said Burns was currently in there.
Eddie
Burns was in a stall, so it's not.
Mincy
Unless. Yeah, I don't know.
Brandon Walker
That's the perfect crime.
Mincy
He was standing, though.
Big Cat
Well, no, the perfect crime, we all agree, is Tate. Oh, no.
Chaps
Hey, Tate.
Brandon Walker
Pluck, go get that pube and then go collect pubes from everybody upstairs.
Big Cat
Creating a crime and then being like,
Brandon Walker
hey, we need a sample.
Eddie
You're tall enough and you were there.
Big Cat
Yeah. So that is the perfect.
Chaps
Did you say the line?
Mincy
Yeah, I said a line.
Kyle
I did a good line.
Big Cat
Say it again for Titus. You're out of here. We got. We got it. Danny, you got to go around the office. You got to get some lines.
Danny
Okay.
Big Cat
We got to get some more.
Kyle
I just want to hear what line people would come up with.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I don't know what mine would be.
Kyle
Just.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kate
Michael.
Kyle
Michael.
Big Cat
Michael.
Brandon Walker
Cody.
Chaps
What was that?
Big Cat
What's up?
Brandon Walker
First of all, where are you?
Cody
I'm getting some stuff before I head out for my trip.
Brandon Walker
Do you know why we're calling you?
Cody
No idea.
Brandon Walker
We need to hear the line before you go on the bachelor party.
Eddie
Say the line.
Big Cat
The line, Cody.
Eddie
Say the line, buddy.
Cody
Gotta do it.
Big Cat
There it is.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
Where are you? Are you in a Target?
Cody
Yeah.
Big Cat
Why?
Cody
I decided to get. Get some stuff before I head out. Like clothes, like toiletries.
Big Cat
You don't have toiletries?
Cody
Like, travel stuff.
Brandon Walker
When'd you fly?
Cody
What is this all about?
Eddie
You getting ragdolled and handball the other day.
Cody
Oh, my God, I got dominated.
Eddie
We investigated, and I think a lot of the consensus here is that you were the aggressor. Oh, great screen. Would you agree with that characterization that you were the aggressor? Pause.
Cody
I mean, it was a physical game. I never got a penalty called on me.
Big Cat
Right.
Brandon Walker
But you.
Big Cat
You got stuck in a situation where it was just a larger man who could rag doll you, and you were trying your hardest.
Cody
Oh, I was trying my heart out. Yeah.
Eddie
He was reaching for your hat. He was, like, giving you a backpack. Like, he was friendly the whole time.
Cody
Oh, no, he was great. Oh, Tate said in the beginning of the stream, we don't know anything about handball. Embarrass us. Have fun, like, whatever. So I was like, all right, well, I'm not scoring any goals because the ball's covered in glue. Let me try to go and make some action for my team. So that was all I can contribute.
Brandon Walker
But I think I saw real anger.
Big Cat
Yeah, anger.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Kyle
We're pissed.
Danny
This was also in, like, the final 10.
Chaps
Yeah. You look like you really frustrated. Looks like you felt like you were emasculated by. By the ragdolling, and we're trying to, like, actually tap.
Big Cat
No, no.
Chaps
That guy was like, you're just horsing around.
Cody
I mean, I was. I was trying to move him. He's, like, 2ft taller and 150 pounds heavier than me.
Big Cat
Cody, I had a question that just popped my head. You're. You left for your bachelor party. Yeah, It's Wednesday.
Cody
Yeah. I gotta go to bridal shower tomorrow and then bachelor party.
Big Cat
Wednesday's.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
For a second there, I thought it was Thursday. No, it's Wednesday.
TJ
Yeah.
Chaps
You might be also wondering why? Like. Like why me and Brandon are still here? And it's because we don't do this. We just weren't invited.
Eddie
We weren't invited.
Cody
That's just not true.
Eddie
We were gonna pay for the whole thing.
Big Cat
Who was invited?
Cody
I invited mostly sports crew.
Chaps
It's just not true.
Eddie
Okay, now we're just lying.
Chaps
You're lying.
Eddie
You didn't invite me.
Cody
I said in person, in the studio. I invited you to the Bachelor and the wedding.
Eddie
What did you say?
Cody
I said, hey, my bachelor party is coming up. Does anyone want to go? Why would anyone go
Chaps
without telling us where it was or when it was?
Big Cat
Yes.
Chaps
Which is a.
Big Cat
That was just a.
Eddie
You were just coming up.
Brandon Walker
That's not a real box.
Big Cat
What? Is anyone from the office going? No. Oh, no. Friends?
Eddie
Do you. Hate all of us?
Kyle
That's
Cody
Big Cat. Something I want to put on your radar. Actually, tomorrow NFL schedule comes out. Bears are slated to play in Buffalo new stadium. Just be on the lookout for that. That's all I gotta say.
Big Cat
Okay, so we. We are gonna play.
Cody
Yeah. And I think we'll probably. You and I will probably attend.
Eddie
Probably. Or whatever.
Brandon Walker
So it'll be a nice.
Danny
Separately.
Eddie
Sounds good.
Cody
Yeah.
Eddie
All right.
Brandon Walker
So wait, Cody, you invited these guys to your bachelor party and wedding?
Cody
To the wedding. Yeah. I don't think anyone is going besides Connor.
Big Cat
Oh, so still no friend.
Eddie
Excuse me?
Cody
Well, potentially Brandon, but he's not sure.
Eddie
50. 50.
Big Cat
Oh, that's my wife's approval. Would you. Would you have preferred it to be no one? Because, like just Connor.
Brandon Walker
That's.
Chaps
That's brutal. Just Connor's tough.
Big Cat
That's so brutal.
Cody
Yeah, I'm sure he'll be good on the dance floor. He'll be a good vibe.
Eddie
I mean, if you would have gotten married at 400 North Noble.
Big Cat
Yeah. We would have done it.
Eddie
We. We. I'd be there.
Big Cat
Actually, probably not.
Cody
Yeah, no, you would have something going on.
Big Cat
No. Brandon.
Brandon Walker
Brandon, that's so far from your home.
Tate
Yeah.
Big Cat
After 2pm no chance.
Eddie
If you would have gotten Married at like 9:30am at 400 North Noble on
Danny
a Tuesday during the filming of Surviving.
Eddie
My wife kind of wants to go, so I'm probably coming. Cody. All right, perfect.
Brandon Walker
You better act quick. Hotels are crazy right now in Buffalo.
Eddie
I'll just say Cody's house.
Cody
Yeah, the NHL draft is the same day and there's a huge country festival or something.
Eddie
Well, there you go. Might make it a whole family event.
Chaps
Might forget to go. Wedding. Yeah, I just be at Buffalo having a good time. Forget about the Wedding.
Cody
Yeah.
Chaps
All right.
Cody
But, yeah. Body to handball. Love you all. Somebody got to do it.
Chaps
Good luck with the toiletries.
Brandon Walker
Safe travels.
Eddie
Oh, wow. That was a good sign off. Damn good sign off.
Brandon Walker
Good.
Big Cat
He's buying a new shirt. Yeah, for the best.
Brandon Walker
For the boys.
Kate
Where does Cody bachelor? I can see him. Cabin on a lake.
Brandon Walker
I think he's doing upstate New York.
Eddie
I think it might just be like bowling in Buffalo.
Kate
Okay.
Eddie
Like a bowling night with a boy that actually rocks. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Danny
Real quick. I'll just film and then see what I do.
Big Cat
Yeah, Just get some people to say the line.
Eddie
Bye, Danny.
Big Cat
Yeah, we got it. So we all agree Tate was the one who pissed?
Mincy
No.
Brandon Walker
Danny maybe set it up. She's like, how long have you worked here? Say the line.
Eddie
Ah. Okay, here's. Here's. I got the scene. Tate's up there. Tape pisses on the top. Tate might be able to escape, but somebody walks in. So yes, I was. Phone. Yeah, yeah, phone. Can you believe this? And he takes a shot of it and then he's like, bang. I think that's what happened. Tate.
Mincy
It does add up. I will say this though. I feel confident you can do as big of investigation you want. It wasn't me. I would like to know who it was, but I have no nerve.
Eddie
Let me see. What color your piss is that? Don't piss on me.
Brandon Walker
Not right now. Not right now.
Mincy
Not late.
Eddie
That's the answer.
Mincy
No, I'm not. My piss.
Brandon Walker
Who do you think it is?
Eddie
Nick said you have to have. I didn't. I said it was deutsch.
Mincy
You have to have zero, like, respect for others.
Brandon Walker
Right.
Eddie
So Mincy is.
Big Cat
That's pretty much this entire office.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, that is true.
Mincy
Knowing that someone has to clean like, it's not like the you piss in the ocean or whatever. It's just if you pissed on top of it, someone is cleaning it up.
Big Cat
But then again, we have a terrible. We have a group of terrible people.
Mincy
I'm not the nicest guy in the world, but that's way across the line.
Big Cat
So is you.
Eddie
Oh, plot twist. What if it's a woman?
TJ
So they check the tapes. You want the list of people?
Big Cat
Yes.
TJ
Deutsch. Mike Katic, Ben Mintz. Graham, Danny. Lance Burns. Ohio's Tate, above the freelance guys that are here for surviving.
Big Cat
And I think it was Deutsche or Kadik.
Eddie
I mean, Lance is tall.
Brandon Walker
I mean, that could be any of them and I wouldn't be shocked.
Eddie
Yeah, no, but it also could be one of the freelance guys that we don't want out publicly, but I don't.
Brandon Walker
That's all.
Chaps
Like, if the real Deutsche. He'll just say he did it even if he didn't.
Tate
Yeah.
Chaps
He just has that personality.
Big Cat
You have to have known. You did that.
Eddie
Yeah.
Mincy
There wasn't a little. It wasn't one drop. It was like four drops.
Kyle
I can't even.
Chaps
It can't be an accident.
Big Cat
What do you mean?
Kyle
I can't even picture how that happens.
Eddie
I'm going with tight.
Kate
What if. Do you guys ever, like.
Kyle
I've never pissed upwards.
Kate
Like, after the act, sometimes I really have to go and I piss like a racehorse. And it's like a lot at first. Like, all right, a geyser.
Eddie
But I'm saying with the trust right
Kate
here, when you really have to go, does it shoot up?
Eddie
I peed on the top of that thing before.
Chaps
Oh, yeah, okay.
Big Cat
Certainly have. Oh, but I wipe it up.
Eddie
I cleaned it up immediately. I freaked out.
Kate
Conditions when you really had to go
Eddie
after waking up early in the morning, walk in there and I pee somebody.
Big Cat
Oh, you did a boner pee.
Chaps
Boner pee.
Big Cat
Boner pee at work.
Kate
It was Mikey Betts.
Eddie
And I was like, oh, because. And I peed on top of it and I was. I stopped. I stopped everything.
Big Cat
Oh, I didn't even think. I don't think I've ever had a boner in the office.
Chaps
I have never had a boner in this office. I came close yesterday. Yeah, I've had half yesterday. I was really close.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
I was on Brandon's lap.
Kate
There's a whole row on top of the Titus.
Brandon Walker
Have you ever pissed at Lincoln Social in Columbus?
Chaps
No.
Brandon Walker
Highest urinals I've ever done. I was looking straight down at my shit.
Chaps
No, straight.
Brandon Walker
Eye to eye. Unbelievable. I aim upwards.
TJ
Good.
Chaps
I'll have to do that.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Next time you're in town. I'll never forget it, Tate. Have you.
Mincy
I've been there.
TJ
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Chaps
You fit, sir?
Mincy
I don't remember this.
Brandon Walker
Oh, you got to point it straight up.
Mincy
Check it out.
Brandon Walker
Unbelievable.
Big Cat
Sounds like you want one. You wouldn't forget.
Brandon Walker
No, I was there. I was like, I'm gonna remember this and one day I'll tell somebody and that'll be that. That was it.
Eddie
That's now.
Brandon Walker
It feels really good.
Eddie
It.
Brandon Walker
Finally I can get it out of my head.
Big Cat
Is Danny around the office right now?
Eddie
I think he's live, though. I think he's recording it. Bring.
Big Cat
Oh, he's. Oh, I like that. I like that better quality. All right, so, Tate, it was you.
Mincy
It wasn't me.
Eddie
Are we running for mayor though?
Mincy
Is that a thing?
Big Cat
I really want him to.
Mincy
I think it's a good idea.
Big Cat
I. I really.
Eddie
What about no political aspirations from the man? Do we not.
Big Cat
Does he have to live in the city though?
Mincy
That's the thing. I would assume so.
Big Cat
Cuz I'm down to make him run for mayor of Chicago. Kent, he could win.
Mincy
Not Chicago. If we do a normal suburb.
Big Cat
No.
Mincy
You don't think he could win?
Big Cat
No.
Mincy
With the power of you guys behind him.
Big Cat
No, no. I would run oppo. I'd fund whoever he's going against.
Brandon Walker
That town would just keep booking widespread panic over and over the entire town
Big Cat
budget him in a debate would be so good.
Kyle
Mayors actually debate.
Brandon Walker
I don't know.
Big Cat
We'd have to. We'd have to make one. You have to say that we're doing
Kyle
a debate reading a book to children.
Big Cat
But I think it's one of those things that like if you challenge someone to debate and they say no, you win. So he could just. We just make him challenge.
Eddie
Just do the challenges.
Mincy
How hard is it to run for? Like if you ran for Chicago, would he never be seen by anyone ever? Is it that?
Big Cat
Probably not. Because there's like a primary and all that. It would be fun though. Just get him canvassing.
Mincy
Chicago is. I mean Dave did it, right? Dave did. How far did he get?
Big Cat
He didn't get past the signatures, but
Mincy
I would get us the signature.
Big Cat
Like let me run with him. Yeah. Just thinking of him.
Chaps
Run M Run.
Mincy
Great slogan.
Chaps
Yeah.
Mincy
You guys have the power to get him. Like Dave ran for Boston, what, 20 years ago.
Eddie
I don't even know.
Big Cat
It was like 10 years. Yeah. 15 years ago. Miny. Just going to like some neighborhoods and being like. It's been almost four years since I said it and who isn't?
Mincy
Isn't the mayor. Is it? Brandon.
Big Cat
Brandon Johnson.
Eddie
Great T shirts too.
Big Cat
Great debate.
Chaps
Mincy versus Brandon Johnson, man.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
Mincy might just.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, Mincy's like, I bet you he said it more.
Chaps
Don't. Doesn't everybody hate Chicago's mayor no matter who it is or is that.
Big Cat
No, there's been a couple ones.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
I think the current last couple has an approval rating of like 2.
Chaps
There have been some good ones.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
It's not necessarily a position of people like Lori.
Eddie
No.
Big Cat
No.
Brandon Walker
Visually funny.
Big Cat
Yeah, funny, funny.
Kate
I feel like the last two have been duds.
Big Cat
Rom was. Was decently liked.
Chaps
Spencer Pratt's running for mayor of la.
Brandon Walker
Is he gonna do well?
Eddie
Sounds like he is doing well. Yeah.
Chaps
He's doing big city. What I'm saying is these big city mayors, even though it's, like, an office you. You hold in high esteem.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
Actually, I don't pay that much attention to this stuff, but it seems like the people that do are just like, our mayor is a bozo.
Tate
Yeah.
Chaps
And that's true of, like, we could. New York, L.A. chicago. Why can't it be our bozos?
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
That mayor from right outside la, turns out she was sent from China.
Big Cat
Yeah. She's like, Chinese spy.
Kate
If she can do it, then, yeah.
Big Cat
American Spencer Pratt also is running mayor exactly how you'd expect it. Like, I saw this one clip where he's like, yeah, when I get in charge, I'm giving everyone two weeks, and then we're cleaning it all up. It's like, okay, sounds good.
Kyle
To what?
Big Cat
He's like, we're gonna tell all the homeless people. You get two weeks.
Danny
Oh, homeless.
Brandon Walker
Live it up,
Kyle
then.
Big Cat
We're going.
Chaps
Enjoy it while you can.
Big Cat
We're just cleaning it up.
Chaps
Enjoy your homeless life.
Brandon Walker
Do they do, like, polling? Does he have a chance to win?
Big Cat
I don't know.
Eddie
I think he's doing well in Poland.
Kyle
Really?
Chaps
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's. It's insane. So that's. Yeah. To your point. Like, I mean, he's not gonna win,
Mincy
but if he could get seen, I think it's hilarious.
Brandon Walker
Do you think you get 1% of the vote?
Mincy
What if big cat. I hate to, like, ask him.
Big Cat
Oh, yeah, he's not doing terrible.
Mincy
Like, if you put money behind a big cat, like, every percent you get, I will give you X. Ben Mintz would give you his very best.
Big Cat
Yeah, he would. Yeah. We just, like, hey, Mincy, we're. I'm gonna. I'm gonna fund this thing, but then when you become mayor, we're gonna bleed this town dry. Yeah. He would just go out and say that, though, by accident.
Brandon Walker
He would get honey potted so easy.
Big Cat
Yeah. Oh, man. Him getting. Getting in some type of prostitution, going to the slammer. We should try to sting him. We should sting them.
Brandon Walker
I don't think it would be hard
Kate
using campaign funds on poker tournaments.
Brandon Walker
On poker tournaments.
Eddie
All those campaign funds.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
We should sting them with. We should do a prostitution sting on.
Kyle
We should.
Big Cat
It would be so funny.
Kyle
Yeah. Because it would 100 work.
Big Cat
Yeah. Without a doubt.
Eddie
We end up accidentally, like, catching Glenny Balls or something. Or another. Another barstool employee.
Big Cat
Just watching him in a hotel room, like, just talk a prostitute's ear off about World Series of Poker and Widespread panic. That would be worth it. Yeah. We don't even have to make the arrest.
Kyle
No arrest.
Big Cat
Yeah, we should. We could probably convince him he did anything. Just get one of those, like, pedophile hunters to run up on him. Oh, my God. The problem with that is, like, he would probably just start admitting to. And we'd have a whole other can
Chaps
of work zipping up a suitcase.
Big Cat
Stopped alive.
Brandon Walker
Yeah. Tate, did you see the suitcase clip from the yak?
Mincy
No.
Brandon Walker
We tried to get him to open up his suitcase and he just said the things in it. He didn't want to take things out. He was hiding something.
Chaps
He was.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Intriguing. We never got to the bottom of
Mincy
it, and he was. There's some things, like when he gets adamant, that means he's up to no good.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, he started to get, like, red in the face and just started walking
Brandon Walker
like, push back at big cat.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
He's like, no. What was in that?
Chaps
What could it be?
Kate
Nipple clips?
Brandon Walker
Something M's got.
Tate
I got.
Big Cat
Is he here right now?
Mincy
Yeah, he's here.
Eddie
I'm supp.
Mincy
He has a meeting with me today.
Big Cat
All right, tell. Go tell him to come down here. I got to know. I'm just going to ask him what it was.
Brandon Walker
Well, can you just ask in the meeting and.
Big Cat
No, no. You ask him what was in the suitcase.
Mincy
I'll ask him. He's supposed to be pitching me. He's got some ideas. He wants to run by.
Big Cat
There he goes.
Chaps
See you Monday morning.
Big Cat
What's in that bag?
Eddie
Oh, no.
Kate
Yeah, good call.
Big Cat
Come back.
Kyle
We're opening that up. That's ours.
Big Cat
How silly of us. Okay.
Eddie
Got shoes. I got some shoes.
Chaps
Running shoes.
Eddie
I got my flip flops.
Big Cat
Wait, no, no. Pull them all.
Eddie
Pull everything out.
Big Cat
I want to see everything on the floor.
Eddie
Very neat.
Kyle
I'm always getting in trouble.
Eddie
Pull everything.
Kyle
No trouble.
Eddie
Here we go.
Big Cat
Pull it out.
Eddie
Pull it out.
Big Cat
What if he's got just a gun? Pull it out.
Eddie
I got my other backpack. I got my other backpack.
Big Cat
It seems like he doesn't want to pull things out. Pull him up. Pull everything out.
Eddie
So
Kyle
running.
Big Cat
What was in that thing?
Chaps
What did he have?
Mincy
I'll ask him to text you.
Big Cat
Yes.
Chaps
God. Just like that.
Big Cat
He's.
Kate
And it's not like it was organized or anything. Everything was just shoved in there. So it's not like he was worried about.
Brandon Walker
Like he told Relle, he's bringing the toys.
Chaps
Oh.
Big Cat
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Brandon Walker
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Big Cat
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Big Cat
I think we found some. Some kid podcasters.
Eddie
I saw that.
Big Cat
Yeah. And they just tagged me in it. And I think the guy. Just play the clip. I mean, this. We're done.
Henry
If you're watching this, you're my favorite player, but also my favorite player, too.
Kate
Do.
Henry
Do not give the clutch player of the year to the three pro merchants. He is absolutely. If you're watching this shit, we're sorry. I mean, like, come on, man. The referee is. If you're a referee in the NBA. If you're watching this, I'm gonna say you glaze.
Eddie
Sga.
Henry
Respect.
Big Cat
I like.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
That's incredible.
Big Cat
I need them.
Kyle
Let's make them famous and force them to do that two times a week.
Brandon Walker
I need a clip of a ref. Sga. And who was the other one? Jalen Brunson. Watching that all together.
Chaps
You're watching what?
Brandon Walker
The man.
Kyle
They were charming.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Kate
That's very cute.
Brandon Walker
That's important.
Kyle
If you're watching this, I need charm from my boys.
Eddie
What's this?
Brandon Walker
Oh, this is the day the adult man.
Big Cat
So I think. All right, so the guy. The guy just tagged me in one that I. I collaborated with. He said what started out as a mental health advocacy is morphed into a marriage and children podcast. My wife. And now these two guys going viral.
Brandon Walker
They're not the two guys.
Big Cat
Oh, Xanax. What?
Tate
Huh?
Big Cat
In Mincy's bag.
Eddie
Oh.
Big Cat
Take on it out of him like that. Oh, that was so easy.
Chaps
That was easy.
Big Cat
So easy.
Kyle
Like, pallets of it.
Kate
How many Xanax? How would we even.
Eddie
Like.
Big Cat
I love admits. He just keeps, like, talking about his sobriety, and he's just ripping Xanax all the time.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, just not.
Big Cat
Do they have another clip, those kids?
Chaps
I want to see these kids.
Big Cat
They got the stuff.
Kate
So these are brothers.
Henry
All right, packers wild card game. Yes. That was a great game. I mean, Iceman, man. How do you, like.
Big Cat
How do you, like.
Henry
Just stop, Will. I mean, like, come on, Will. All right, give me a sec.
Chaps
We're gonna.
Henry
Yeah. Cameraman. No, don't, don't.
Big Cat
This guy's the lead.
Henry
That's a. Sounds great, Henry. Sounds like victory. Well, what's your opinion on that Bears packers game? Let's talk about that packers fan. Oh, he's leaving. That concludes the Mayway Old as well. Thank you, Henry. That includes the Henry way.
Brandon Walker
Bye.
Henry
Bye, guys. Goodbye.
Big Cat
Oh. Oh,
Brandon Walker
Is this the.
Big Cat
Are they the.
Brandon Walker
Is one of them the son of the main man?
Big Cat
I think so.
Chaps
I need to take Henry.
Big Cat
Henry, I need a take.
Kyle
I need.
Chaps
I need a take. I need one of these kids. Have a take. Just. I'm looking for one take. I know they got something.
Henry
Three spots. All right.
Eddie
Okay.
Henry
Number one, Learning Express. Cuz, like, learning the greatest needle hunting store you can go to. Number two, Target. No, I know about Five Below. Oh, no, but they never have anything anymore. Yeah, it's got to be Target. And then number five. Five. And then number three. Five Below. Okay.
Eddie
All right.
Big Cat
That's not gonna take.
Brandon Walker
Wait, what's the.
Chaps
What is the.
Brandon Walker
Go back. The pudding one.
Big Cat
Oh, my God.
Brandon Walker
What's neato.
Kate
Oh, Nido's so hot in the streets right now that the toy store we usually go to on Division sometimes has a line outside of it for Nido. It's. It's. It's almost. It's a stress ball.
Big Cat
Ah, okay.
Kate
But they're in fun shapes, and they're like clear gel and stuff and, like, sparkly is all I can tell you. I don't understand. Yeah, there it is.
Big Cat
Okay, I get it, all right?
Kate
But people are going crazy for them,
Chaps
collecting them top spots for Nito.
Big Cat
All right, Wait. Go to.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
What was the pudding one? What's that? Friends.
Brandon Walker
Friends. Pudding together.
Big Cat
Nick, that was a. You. You just did it. Me? Yep. Holy.
Brandon Walker
Oh, man.
Big Cat
He just said friends. He said. What's that? Pudding one? It's. The word's potting.
Brandon Walker
I like pudding. Oh.
Henry
Oh, yeah, because when counting Wemby. Yeah, because Wemby's like You just like that. He's, he's built different. He's gonna be the best defensive player of all time. 12 blocks in one game. Bad Nicole Yokich. I'm gonna give respect to you, man. Yeah. You're a really good player. And this is the best NBA team besides the 1988. Well, like all the Bulls. 86. Celtics.
Kyle
Dude, I'm so drawn to that age group.
Danny
Yeah.
Kyle
Because they're pure.
Big Cat
So pure.
Kyle
Not worried about being.
Big Cat
No shame.
Kyle
Stoic and sexy.
Big Cat
Yep. So no shame. Just. Just podding with the bull.
Chaps
Yeah. Man. Says it so confidently. 86.
Big Cat
Come on, dude. What are we doing?
Henry
This NFL team after the draft. I think personally, the Cardinals. You know, some people don't say it, but I mean, true Jeremiah love is going off.
Eddie
Stop it.
Henry
You know, I don't. I'm taking him in fantasy. Also. Another good person is the Chicago Bears. Yeah. A great draft. I got the Giants. They're offense, Orville Reese on the defense now. And that offensive line guy from Miami. And they have respect to you. Jackson Dawson, Kim Skataboo. They have some good receivers. And then they also. And they have Malik neighbors. Yeah. Insane.
Kyle
I like their mannerisms a lot. I hope they don't change.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
What a dynamic.
Big Cat
These kids are next up. These kids are next up. Hey, Brando.
Eddie
Hey, what's up? Did you catch that yawn? I, I'm sorry. I had web this morning. It's a web yawn. We all get the web yawns, right? We all get the web yawns.
Chaps
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Every once in a while.
Big Cat
No one's saying anything. No one's judging you.
Eddie
You just, you judge me a little bit.
Brandon Walker
How many days a week do you do, what?
Eddie
Two.
Mincy
Why?
Eddie
It was, it was supposed to be three. We stopped the Friday one, but it was, I don't know. I'm on the day one, and then I, I had my own. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Which I populated with underlings.
Brandon Walker
Smart move.
Eddie
And Kyle.
TJ
Kyle. Does Lil Wayne just watch every day?
Eddie
Yeah. Lil Wayne's a web watcher.
Kate
Yes.
Eddie
Or Lil Wayne's the web watcher.
Kate
This his third time tweeting a T. Bob
Chaps
Rascal, huh?
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Funny guy.
Big Cat
Or do you enjoy doing live tv? Cow.
Eddie
I gotta get Kyle in one of the main chairs and I've been trying to do it for a while.
Kyle
I admire the way you guys talk
Eddie
about sports, but he won't do it. I, I, I just, I don't want him over there.
Kyle
I don't, I don't know enough to speak on sports, but we're barely talking and I don't have enough in my bag to like, even have jokes about sports.
Brandon Walker
Yes, you do.
Big Cat
That's a lot.
Eddie
We're just idiots though, being idiots. Like, we have one sports segment today, but other than that we were already talking about stuff. Stuff and things.
Chaps
A lot of stuff.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
A lot of stuff.
Kyle
Yeah.
Tate
Things.
Eddie
What guest do we have? I don't even remember who we had.
Big Cat
Rigs.
Kyle
Riggs.
Eddie
Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. You could have been better than him talking golf.
Kyle
No.
Eddie
Okay.
Kyle
I wouldn't have.
Chaps
Yeah.
Kyle
I have nothing to say about golf. Nothing.
Big Cat
Do you guys talk about Rory's blister?
Eddie
No, but did you see the Rory video of him picking up all the swings?
Brandon Walker
That was impressive.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
He didn't have the answers.
Big Cat
No, I don't think so.
Eddie
He KNEW that was LeBron James straight away.
Chaps
He was cheating.
Brandon Walker
You think he was cheating?
Chaps
Yeah.
Danny
Yeah, that's me.
Eddie
Okay. He knows that's LeBron James. Golf Swing straight away. Siwu Kim. Impressive. Jordan Spieth. I don't even have to see him swing. Impressive. Sandra Shle. LeBron James.
Chaps
There's just no way.
Eddie
Michael Block. Michael Block. Who's seen play like.
Big Cat
That's crazy.
Chaps
Doesn't. Doesn't need to.
Eddie
Tiger woods. Had to be 2000.
Kate
I don't even see a difference in most of these.
Eddie
Charles Barkley. Okay.
Brandon Walker
There we go.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
I believe him.
Eddie
Okay. I guess I should believe him.
Big Cat
I think I believe him. Yeah.
Eddie
I don't know who that is.
Big Cat
DJs tweets.
Brandon Walker
Who could that be?
Big Cat
Who could that be?
Brandon Walker
It looks so much worse as a silhouette. Oh my God, that's you.
Kyle
It looks so much disabled.
Big Cat
Dude.
Brandon Walker
Mantis.
Kyle
Mantis. Oh, piped it golf. Would you rather play in 50 degree weather or 90 degree weather?
Eddie
50. Not even a question.
Danny
Okay.
Eddie
No, it was little quarter zip. Right?
Danny
That's exactly what I had, actually.
Chaps
How much?
Kyle
The best question I had.
Big Cat
How much money did Mantis burn sitting court side of the Lakers?
Brandon Walker
Mantis. I think he. His net worth is like $4.8 million.
TJ
It's brand partnership.
Brandon Walker
Crush it.
Kate
Oh, he's doing pretty good.
TJ
Got it with a prediction market.
Brandon Walker
Ah, I like Mantis.
Eddie
He's. He's out there doing it. Respect him out there doing it.
Big Cat
Look at him.
Brandon Walker
It should never say Getty Images below a picture of Mantis. The world's gone crazy.
Chaps
You gotta pay to use that picture. Someone out there.
Kyle
How do you guys feel about the trivia questions that are now really popular going around the office? You. You answer a trivia question.
Kate
Like what chapter?
Brandon Walker
I think it's like a fun part of my. I look forward to when yeah comes
Kyle
up a lot of them but now they are like that's like the most popular thing I do.
Brandon Walker
Yes.
Eddie
It's multiple people. No.
Kyle
And no one's ever happy.
Big Cat
No.
Brandon Walker
Because if they know it they think it's easy. Which gives it give some credit to yourself. You know a hard trivia question.
Eddie
Chaps. Yeah.
Kyle
They're like you guys for not knowing
Brandon Walker
this Maserati Mike and then they.
Big Cat
Maserati Mike's got some. Did you get the one today?
Eddie
I didn't get the Maserati Mike today but I got Minneapolis. What?
Big Cat
What? What Logo? Sports logo. Major4Sports logo has the most colors in it.
Brandon Walker
I missed it and I'm wearing it on my hat.
Big Cat
I cheat. I asked for what league and then he said it and I got it.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Kate
I up the which logo faces to the left colors. It's the Philadelphia Eagles. I that up.
Big Cat
Yeah. You can.
Brandon Walker
When people give some pretty wrong ones, a large percentage of the time I'm mouthing them that what to say and they think I'm giving them the answer. I got Annika today with Chapses and she was so mad at me.
Big Cat
That's great.
Kyle
But I hate when people answer it in the comments.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kyle
In a video where the answer was revealed.
Big Cat
Correct. They knew it.
Brandon Walker
I actually might start doing that.
Chaps
Yeah. What? What, why. What's going through their head when they do that?
Eddie
Especially like the ninth person that does it.
Chaps
Why do they do the answer?
Kyle
They're. They're so angry that they know it and they don't get any praise for it but.
Chaps
And then they just say Ohio and hit enter.
Tate
Yeah.
Chaps
And they're the ninth person again to say Ohio in the comments.
Kyle
Yeah. This is a bunch of Ohio's.
Chaps
It's a 30 second video and half the people said Ohio. Why are you commenting?
Kyle
Yeah, why are you commenting there?
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Chaps
Why are they doing that, Kyle? I enjoy them. I enjoy every time. I do enjoy doing them. It's fun every time Chaps has one. I know. I know it's gonna be something good and I and if I don't get it right, I at least want Chaps to be like I respect where you're going with that. That feels like a small victory. He has some hard ones. He's got to get back to some easier ones.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kyle
Really hard.
Chaps
He's been.
Eddie
He's been asking some impossible ones.
Chaps
Yeah.
Eddie
Which country is surrounded by the most barracudas like right I don't know that. Although today was.
Danny
Today was easy.
Eddie
Not out yet. Today was easy if you're smart. I didn't get it.
Brandon Walker
Oh. What are you doing, Kyle?
Kyle
Gonna rip my shirt off.
Chaps
Why?
Kyle
See if I could.
Eddie
Could you?
Big Cat
No.
Brandon Walker
Quality shirt. Oh, Kate. Why'd you try to do that?
Eddie
Of course you got a cheap shirt on. Why would you rip it?
Kate
I didn't think I was actually gonna
Eddie
rip Kyle's got a hundred dollar T shirt on.
Brandon Walker
Yeah, you're down to like four shirts now.
Kate
Okay.
Eddie
You just.
Kate
Oh, why you do I just.
Big Cat
Why you do that?
Eddie
Never. It's cuz Kyle did it.
Brandon Walker
You rip.
Kyle
I'm that influential?
Big Cat
Oh my God.
Kate
Just rip my breast out of that.
Chaps
That's all it.
Brandon Walker
That's a good tactic.
Kyle
That's my.
Eddie
I'm sitting here with titties out here.
Brandon Walker
That's a quality shirt.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Just struggling to rip your shirt in front of girls. Chicks.
Kyle
See if I can.
Brandon Walker
Nobody can do this.
Kate
I just wanted to see how hard it was.
Brandon Walker
That just went.
Kate
This is a cheap, cheap. Hand me down.
Chaps
Just ripped your shirt.
Brandon Walker
Oh my God. You're the best.
Big Cat
Kate's tits I got.
Kate
I didn't do it hard.
Kyle
I heard a little rip sound. What?
Eddie
So it started.
Kate
It did. It's. It's.
Brandon Walker
I don't know what sound would come.
Eddie
Quit it.
Kate
What time is it?
Brandon Walker
I don't know.
Big Cat
1:45.5.
Kate
Oh, it's a little too soon.
Brandon Walker
What sound would come out of my body if you. Your tits were out? I don't know what I would do this.
Kate
My limp. Pale, loose.
Kyle
Let's go around the room and give one valiant tug. And then we keep doing it until someone's rips.
Big Cat
Okay?
Kate
No, I can't. I can't. I'm not wearing a shirt today.
Kyle
It's like a fun game. It's a party.
Kate
I kind of want to for the joke, but it'd be scarring to a lot of people
Brandon Walker
if I just wasn't paying attention. I heard a rip and Titus just whelping. No.
Big Cat
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Get it out of here. There's another
Chaps
like shooting a.
Brandon Walker
You stand up on your chair like a housewife saw a mouse.
Big Cat
Everyone out.
Kate
There's an alarm in here for. In case one of my nipples is ever out, those sprinklers go off.
Brandon Walker
Oh, that's a good around the office question too. How would you react if you saw Kate's tits?
Big Cat
She just walks around with a trench coat.
Brandon Walker
She's behind the camera.
Big Cat
Kate flashes.
Eddie
Hey, you used to do scare Content you should do that.
Big Cat
Insane.
Eddie
Yeah.
Kate
Get myself fired. They're not what you'd think.
Big Cat
What?
Kate
Tell you that much.
Brandon Walker
Wait a minute.
Eddie
Wait. I already know.
Cody
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
You've seen them?
Eddie
Oh, yeah.
Kate
Just. Well, that was pre kids.
Eddie
Yeah. I only saw one of them. You see nipple silhouette.
Big Cat
That's hot.
Brandon Walker
That's the best way to see. Yeah,
Big Cat
that's really hot.
Kate
People joke, but it's like you take the dough through that roller.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah. That's what it's like.
Kate
That's what they're like. Now
Brandon Walker
I need a chart. Like, you've seen her tits.
Danny
You.
Brandon Walker
She's seen Chase Dick.
Big Cat
We've all seen Zock.
Brandon Walker
Seen a sliver.
Kate
Oh, yeah. Seen a.
Eddie
Seen Chase Poop.
Big Cat
Yeah, unfortunately.
Chaps
Chase. Seen Donnie's.
Big Cat
Yes, that's right.
Kate
We've seen KB fully nude except for his penis.
Brandon Walker
I've seen Kyle's penis.
Kate
The can. The picture old picture holding the can.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
I haven't seen a yaktic yet.
Brandon Walker
I've seen chef's penis.
TJ
Cody filmed Hanks in 4K.
Brandon Walker
Yep. Cody seen Hanks.
TJ
Zoomed in on it.
Big Cat
Kate, you've seen Brandon's.
Eddie
No.
Big Cat
You've seen Chase.
Kate
I've seen Chase.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Kate
And then Brandon's chat.
Eddie
I didn't really see Kate, by the way. No, but I saw that she was topless. I saw she didn't have a shirt on.
Brandon Walker
Oh, is Danny still doing it?
Big Cat
Yeah. Where's Dan?
Kate
Yeah.
Big Cat
Did he send you anything?
Eddie
Tj?
TJ
Nope.
Big Cat
Danny, what are you doing?
Tate
Come back.
Kate
I have to pee it now. Don't make fun of my poops while I'm gone.
Big Cat
Will.
Brandon Walker
See you, Kate. Okay.
Eddie
She something, huh?
Brandon Walker
Wait a minute.
Eddie
Yeah, I don't know.
Brandon Walker
So she says they're not what you'd think. What does she think we think?
Eddie
I have a pretty good idea.
Chaps
They're not what you think.
Brandon Walker
Are they giant and perfect?
Chaps
Giant perfect, because otherwise they're probably what I think.
Brandon Walker
I hope the other guys. I hope they still think I have perfect big titties.
Chaps
She just ripped her.
Brandon Walker
She just ripped her shit.
Eddie
Kyle.
Brandon Walker
Kyle. You found the best tactic.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
No.
Kyle
I had a sister growing up.
Eddie
Why did you get the urge to rip yours?
Kyle
Yeah, I just been like doing like kind of like cool things all episode.
Chaps
Have you.
Big Cat
You have been doing cool things like movement.
Kyle
I've been trying to do like low cortisol. I get too amped up to say something funny. I'm trying to relax and do that.
Chaps
Like this.
Big Cat
I did sauna cold plunge today. First time.
Kyle
Which sauna, then cold plunge.
Big Cat
What do you think like a new
Kyle
man because you like the feeling of getting less cold after you get really cold.
Big Cat
I just feel. I felt good after. And the red light therapy, which I guess I'm just. Donnie.
Chaps
Oh, my God.
Big Cat
Yeah, I just. I realized that.
Chaps
Oh, bidet.
Big Cat
And the. I still haven't used it. I'm still scared. Still scared. I've been eyeing it. It's kind of giving a little stare back at it.
Eddie
I don't know.
Brandon Walker
It changes a lot.
Big Cat
I don't know if I can do it, guys.
Brandon Walker
We'll know when you do.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'll be walking all fancy.
Brandon Walker
No, no. You'll come in and you'll try to,
Cody
like, set up a yak.
Brandon Walker
And he's like, let's show our.
Big Cat
Yeah. Hey, anyone? A wipe. Remember we did the wipe off and Stephen had a lot of.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah. That was a bad idea.
Big Cat
That was a really, really good idea.
Brandon Walker
But did it get sold?
Eddie
We've had some bad.
Big Cat
I think so. Yeah. And he was so confident. He just didn't have any in his ass, but he did.
Brandon Walker
Okay,
Eddie
well, it didn't go away just because you came left and came back. We're still talking about the thing you did.
Big Cat
Danny. How'd it go?
Danny
Some interesting answers. I'm trying to put up a. I'll send it to TJ now. I had limited time to edit, but
Kyle
any.
Big Cat
Any. Anyone, like, instantly have it.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
Oh, that's kind of cool.
Eddie
Kate tried to rip her shirt off.
Big Cat
Yeah. Kate tried to.
Eddie
As soon as I leave, tried to unleash tits. Yeah.
Big Cat
I don't.
Brandon Walker
It was weird. And her boobs are the last thing you'd expect.
Eddie
Yeah, you. They're not what you think. No.
Danny
I got to see Kate.
Eddie
Okay.
Brandon Walker
Exactly what I expected.
Big Cat
Better than I expected. Hey, what is that shirt for?
Kate
That I ran to the costume closet. Shirt.
Brandon Walker
How shitty is your. Are your clothes.
Kate
I'm scared for you guys for a second.
Brandon Walker
A little.
Kyle
From my angle, it just looked like a shirt.
Kate
Also, this is an old Goodwill. I'm okay to let it go. All right.
Brandon Walker
How do I sew a zipper? Yeah.
Big Cat
What the fuck? Wait, is that. Kind of looks ripped it in like, a way.
Brandon Walker
It's perfect.
Big Cat
Maybe you were wearing that wrong because that doesn't look like it got ripped.
Brandon Walker
Supposed to be ripped. Wait, it's a. Kate, Is that a jacket?
Chaps
Is that a zipper that you just got?
Kyle
Kate.
Big Cat
Wait a minute.
Eddie
Stand up.
Kyle
That's how it's supposed to be.
Brandon Walker
That's a way better shirt.
Big Cat
Did you tape it shut or something?
Chaps
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Kate, That's a cardigan.
Kate
So much better.
Kyle
So much better.
Kate
This looks so much better.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Henry
Wow.
Big Cat
Good for you.
Danny
How many times have you. You've been wearing a T shirt like that under and just waiting for someone to go along with the bit?
Kate
I like, literally sprinted to the costume closet.
Eddie
Don't look for another. What were your other options?
Kate
To let them flop out?
Danny
I sense a tj.
Kate
That's it.
Brandon Walker
Big cat.
TJ
When.
Brandon Walker
With your purchases.
Cody
Is.
Brandon Walker
Are you just. Do you still have the itch?
Tate
Oh, yeah.
Brandon Walker
There's a church selling their confessional booths.
Kyle
Oh, man, that's good.
Brandon Walker
Just get a priest in here.
Big Cat
Is there any. But like any famous.
Brandon Walker
Yeah.
Big Cat
Is it Cosby's church?
Brandon Walker
I don't know if he confessed.
Chaps
Make that mince his office.
Eddie
Yeah.
Chaps
He puts on a priest thing and sits there.
Big Cat
I just.
Chaps
That's what he works out of.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Someone's. Someone confessed in here.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Big Cat
That would. That would take over the top.
Eddie
Like an Epstein confessional.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
Epstein. I said
Eddie
somewhere in Chicago there's an Al Capone confessional.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Or one of those guys Chicago outfit.
Big Cat
The guys shot Mincy's.
Eddie
Forgive me, Father, I shot Miny's grandmother's sister's husband.
Kate
But he's not dead.
Big Cat
And also he is dead. He is dead, but not from that. And they weren't married till after.
Eddie
Crazy life.
Big Cat
Crazy life.
Eddie
Only in America.
Big Cat
Only in America.
Eddie
Did you ask Mints to say a line?
Danny
Yeah, I sent it to you.
Eddie
T.J. huh?
Danny
I gotta do it around the office thing real quick. Can you just say the line?
Big Cat
Why do you want to do it with me?
Danny
I have to do with everyone.
Big Cat
Okay.
Danny
Can you just say the line?
Eddie
Okay.
Danny
A year line that you always say.
Eddie
Line. I always say.
Big Cat
Just say the line.
Brandon Walker
I don't know what the is going on.
Eddie
You're lying.
Big Cat
I don't know what I said.
Brandon Walker
What's the line?
Big Cat
Ceiling.
Danny
Oh, what are you saying?
Big Cat
See you later.
Brandon Walker
I'll see you another time. That is his line. He's always saying that. Shade all. He never shuts up with that.
Big Cat
What line?
Danny
Like your line.
Big Cat
What line?
Danny
The line you always say I don't have. You have a catchphrase called.
Big Cat
Yeah, you do.
Brandon Walker
No.
Cody
Yeah.
Eddie
What? It's.
Big Cat
Did you see his dick?
Eddie
What?
Chaps
That was something chaps like tried pushing on me.
Eddie
The line.
Chaps
Sorry, I nutted too fast again, babe.
Big Cat
Is that it?
Danny
Can you just say the line real quick?
Eddie
What line?
Danny
You need like your line.
Big Cat
Which one?
Eddie
All right, all right. Go. Let's get hot.
Tate
Said.
Danny
Which one is if you had multiple or Some other ones. I used to say Sub Fellas, but
Big Cat
I'm more on the let's get hot train.
Brandon Walker
Wait, he gave up Sub Fellas?
Eddie
No, Sub Fellas was.
Big Cat
Oh, he does have a lot of lines.
Danny
He's pull string.
Big Cat
Didn't come here for a haircut.
Kyle
You're lying.
Eddie
I don't have a line. Multiple.
Danny
You know it.
Big Cat
Oh, what up, Big D?
Kyle
Why is this working?
Chaps
I need more of this.
Big Cat
Meat on meat. Oh,
Brandon Walker
can I say the line?
Cody
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Song.
Danny
That's it.
Big Cat
Okay. Wow, there's some good ones.
Brandon Walker
What up, Big D? What was Shane's.
Big Cat
Yeah, what was Shane's.
Eddie
I'll see you.
Big Cat
See you later.
TJ
See you tomorrow.
Danny
He had some weird dialect on it, too.
Chaps
I didn't come here for a haircut.
Big Cat
See you later.
Brandon Walker
I'll see you another time.
Big Cat
See you later.
Eddie
See you another time.
Big Cat
Oh, that is his line.
Danny
Does it even make sense?
Chaps
See another time.
Brandon Walker
Is he, like, trying to scream and show it?
Danny
He said it was from I love you, man.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Danny
And I just responded back, I love you too. Not. Not a very memorable line from. From I love you, man.
Eddie
I don't think. Oh, there were a lot more memorable lines from I love you, man. Like, slap at a base.
Big Cat
There we go.
Brandon Walker
Totes McGoats.
Eddie
Yeah, th. Those two.
Brandon Walker
I guess the title of the movie.
Eddie
I love you, man.
Big Cat
Yeah, I'm the baby. Got to love me.
Brandon Walker
That's a good one.
Danny
That's.
Brandon Walker
I need more of that. Yeah, that was good, Danny.
Big Cat
That was good, Danny.
Eddie
That was good under pressure.
Brandon Walker
What would yours be, Brandon?
Big Cat
Why?
Brandon Walker
Yeah, I think so. You. You have lines.
Eddie
I have several. There's a lot of juice in those yams.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
It's been a while since you dropped that density.
Eddie
I never had no pumpkin pie.
Big Cat
That is heft to it.
Eddie
Yeah. And things y' all don't understand. There's a density to it.
Kate
There's a tolerant.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Eddie
Why y' all hollering?
Kyle
Yeah, you have a lot.
Eddie
Yeah, there's a lot of juice in those yams. Is the one I probably left on the table.
Chaps
I. Yeah, it's.
Eddie
I didn't.
Brandon Walker
That's the one that could propel you to household.
Eddie
I don't take that one enough. Yeah, just put a little southern.
Chaps
That was the draft.
Eddie
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Wait, that was our last draft.
Chaps
Last draft, we did Thanksgiving, and you opened up the yams and you're like, oh, there's a lot of Jerusalem. Oh, my God.
Big Cat
That is a good line.
Danny
Yeah, it could be used sexually.
Eddie
There's a lot of. Using any.
Kate
Yeah, it could be like a sports home run.
Brandon Walker
Oh, yeah. And it's perfect for anything.
Chaps
Yeah, you got to use that more often.
Big Cat
You gotta hit that.
Eddie
I'll pepper it in. Maybe when I wear a hat one day I'll become that guy.
Big Cat
You never wear a hat.
Eddie
I. One day in the next month I'm gonna wear a hat. Not gonna acknowledge it, just gonna come in here wearing a hat.
Big Cat
Are you out tomorrow?
Eddie
I'm 50. 50 out tomorrow I'm 60. 40 out tomorrow I'm out tomorrow. I am out Friday.
Brandon Walker
Which way? What percentage in is on the 60? 40.
Big Cat
It means that he's going to be here in the office and then he's going to decide. And then at the last thing he's like, you know what? I'll do it.
Eddie
No, I'm probably out. I'm probably out. I'm probably out. I'm definitely out Friday. No, I gotta give. I gotta do some things with the family before Saturday. That's when I'll be here for a week. Locked in the.
Big Cat
I'll see that. You're gonna win.
Eddie
I've seen the script that's got me in the final three.
Big Cat
Okay.
Brandon Walker
Not bad.
Eddie
Me, Nikki Smokes and Katic.
Brandon Walker
So nice.
Big Cat
Are you sure that wasn't the Dozen?
Brandon Walker
You read the wrong script.
Eddie
I read the wrong script. Jeff d' lo sent me the wrong script.
Danny
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Could you carry Nicky Smokes and Katic to a dozen victory?
Big Cat
Oh, you should do that.
Chaps
I.
Eddie
Yes. What?
Chaps
You have to do that.
Big Cat
Yeah.
Chaps
I don't understand why.
Big Cat
He just loves being on a dream team and being like, look at me, I'm a big trivia guy.
Brandon Walker
Knowing Brandon's personality, why would he like being on a dream team?
Eddie
P.S. pFT did tell me. Or the other day he's like, you should just be your own team next year. Be by yourself. Which I don't know if that's his way of breaking up with me.
Chaps
Brandon, if you want the dozen as a one man team, that would be the greatest thing that's ever.
Big Cat
No, but I think it's better if he does it with a couple idiots.
Chaps
Yeah.
Big Cat
Like real idiots.
Brandon Walker
But then he would be devastated if like Nicky Smokes got the. He knew the last answer for the championship.
Big Cat
Which would be great.
Eddie
I told, I told Jeff the draft is the way. We need to do a dozen draft. At some point everybody's on the table. Maybe I get stuck with idiots. I don't know. Or not.
Brandon Walker
I don't think you end up with PFT and Fran.
Eddie
No, that would be. Yeah, that would be Fortuitous. Lucky.
Big Cat
All right, so we'll see you tomorrow, Brandon. Tighty. She'll be back Friday.
Eddie
I'm back Friday. Probably out Friday. Tomorrow.
Big Cat
You're gonna be here tomorrow?
Eddie
I don't think I am.
Big Cat
Come on.
Eddie
Well, Connor Griffin promised a one man musical show. Mostly if I don't show up tomorrow.
Brandon Walker
He has that in his bag.
Eddie
It's what he said, so.
TJ
Or Rosillo on or.
Eddie
Or him and Rosillo.
TJ
That was option A.
Big Cat
Which I said to Titus in the kitchen. I. I want. I. I want Priscilla to stay at Barstow.
Eddie
So you don't keep him away from Connor.
Big Cat
No. Like, just maybe doing a. Like, I think Rosillo could have done the tit draft yesterday and been like, this is. This is crazy, but kind of fun. He has to do an hour and a half with Connor Griffin. It might be.
Chaps
We'll never see.
Big Cat
He might be like, this is too up.
Eddie
Definitely could have done the tit draft.
Big Cat
Yeah, this is too. This is too up. All right, let's spin the wheel.
Danny
Yeah.
TJ
I did the Draft Kings read.
Brandon Walker
Touch.
Chaps
That's the entire episode.
Big Cat
Stephen Shade did not give us a DraftKings read.
TJ
I'll do it.
Big Cat
Don't crack.
TJ
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Eddie
Oh, no, no, I don't. I don't. I don't think so. But Greer's starting to throw some shots.
Brandon Walker
You started it. You came at him.
Eddie
Greer, I never met. I never.
Brandon Walker
To come at JJ is to come at Greer.
Eddie
I said it was a web segment on what are you looking forward to in football season. I said the Minnesota Vikings with an actual quarterback and not the worst quarterback in the last 15 years. That's what I said. It had nothing to do with Greer. I got to do a career like Greer do. Greer, I don't know. I don't know.
Danny
You knew it'd piss him off.
Eddie
If Brandon Walker's dumb.com is real, it's pretty. It's well played.
Brandon Walker
You've been liking when pranks are well played.
Eddie
Yeah, I. I respect the game.
Kyle
Is this a prank? I ride a divvy bike to the office every day and it's always gone. Is it? Are those free game to take?
Brandon Walker
So you park it in front of the office?
Kyle
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
Yes. But it's probably somebody in the office taking it and they're probably very.
Kyle
Are you saying they are free game to take?
Eddie
Yes.
Kyle
No, I assume that was like, that's my bike.
Brandon Walker
Why would you take a bike?
Eddie
It's not free game from the office, is it? If somebody drives it to the office
Big Cat
for it to be your bike, you.
Brandon Walker
You purchase a bike, you buy a bike.
Kyle
Now, I wanted to just know.
Big Cat
Yeah. No, someone definitely from the office is taking.
Kyle
It's slightly annoying. I'm not like mad at anyone in particular, but.
Eddie
But if you didn't ride that bike here, you just get to take it home.
Chaps
Yeah.
Brandon Walker
That's how difficult.
Big Cat
There's someone else on the other side of this who's like, oh, yeah, I always can find a divvy outside the office.
Brandon Walker
But also somebody wants to know.
Kyle
That was the unreal.
Big Cat
That's what I'm saying. Like there's. We got to find whoever in the office. They're in the back.
Kyle
Every time I do.
Big Cat
Yeah. In their head, they're like, oh, I'll just find a bike outside like I do every day.
Kyle
But I Think you're always mine.
Big Cat
Yeah, yeah.
Eddie
That's more just.
Kyle
How do you get home if it's not there? I have to walk because there's no like charging station.
Big Cat
You should start hiding it nearby.
Danny
I think you could lock it.
Eddie
Right?
Danny
I think that would be the etiquette where like, at least for the scooters, it's like, it's fair game.
Kyle
We could lock it. I never figured that out.
Danny
Someone sees that and like, they hit the jackpot.
Kyle
Now they don't sell theirs.
Eddie
Yeah.
Big Cat
Why don't you just buy a bike?
Kyle
Ah, no.
Eddie
You got the money.
Big Cat
Okay.
Kyle
Put it somewhere.
Chaps
Don't be ridiculous.
Big Cat
Yeah, that's crazy. That would be nuts to buy a bike. That is funny. I would like to see the other person, like, who's just. Every day they're just like, yeah, this is awesome. I just have a bike waiting for me. It's your bike.
Kyle
It's fine.
TJ
You're saying you leave it running?
Big Cat
No, I do do that.
Brandon Walker
Wait, Kyle, how much does that end up being a day?
Chaps
Wait, that.
Kyle
That adds up. Yes. I always get a text like 15 minutes later, like, oh, we're.
Big Cat
Oh, oh, yeah, that adds up.
Kate
All day long.
Danny
Yeah, you gotta end right on the app every time.
Big Cat
Oh, I didn't realize. Oh, you're not ending the ride. So that is your bike.
Kyle
I thought if it wasn't moving, it wasn't accruing a charge.
Big Cat
No, no.
Brandon Walker
How much has it been?
Kyle
I don't know.
Chaps
So someone's getting a free ride off of your bike.
Big Cat
So you could have bought a lot of bikes.
Danny
No, Kyle, if it ran all day, that's hundreds of dollars.
Kyle
No. Does it? No,
Brandon Walker
you're not hitting end ride.
Kyle
See, look, I always get the ride. The ride end detect.
Brandon Walker
But how much later?
Kyle
It's always like 10 to 15 minutes later.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Kate
Okay.
Danny
But that's not. That's still not normal. You usually get it right away.
Kyle
$3 fee.
Brandon Walker
Okay.
Danny
No $3 fee for not putting it at a charging station.
Brandon Walker
Oh.
Danny
What's the total say?
Kyle
Doesn't say.
TJ
We should get one of those charging stations at the outside the office.
Kate
Yeah, that'd be sweet.
Big Cat
Can you just ask for one?
TJ
I asked Kyle. I was like, I don't know how you. How you get one, but there's not one within a couple blocks of in either direction.
Eddie
Huh.
TJ
But there's one like outside, like Aberdeen Tap.
Danny
Yeah.
Big Cat
Sorry, brandon.
Brandon Walker
Extending the show.
Chaps
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
The waste is six minutes. That would have pissed me off because
Chaps
be teeing off by now.
Big Cat
Yeah. Instead we're talking about Diddy.
Eddie
I'm not leaving. Oh, no. I'm recording with my best friends.
Big Cat
All right, let's spin the wheel.
Brandon Walker
Same here. Could be the last wet.
Big Cat
Oh, man, I want to find a wet so bad.
Eddie
First final wet.
Big Cat
Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. It's the act. It's the act. It's your straw. It's the act. It's the act. It's the act. Yeah. It's time to talk shop. Or do Yankees, obviously. Act.
TJ
Love you guys. See you tomorrow. Keep sending us suggestions for old yak episodes. We have a good list running, but if it's successful, it's probably something we'll do again in the future, so. All right, love you guys. See you tomorrow.
Big Cat
Bye.
Date: May 13, 2026
Host(s): Big Cat, Brandon Walker, KBNoSwag (Kyle), Nick, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah (absent), Chaps, Danny, Eddie, Tate, Mincy
Main Theme: The gang attempts to solve the office mystery of who peed on top of the urinal, alongside their usual blend of irreverent banter, post-Titty Day backlash, office tales, and recurring Yak bits.
This episode delivers classic Yak energy—reactive, chaotic, and deeply relatable. The centerpiece is a genuine office whodunnit: who peed on top of the urinal? The crew dissects the evidence, discusses possible suspects, and debates the logistics, all while bouncing through topics like the fallout from "Titty Day" (the infamous, absurd segment involving nipple-related antics), weird office encounters, inside jokes, running for mayor as a bit, and much more. Recurring comedic segments—such as “say the line,” and office investigations—make for a fast, multi-threaded two hours.
| Time | Topic | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:36 | Titty Day aftermath/discussion | | 05:00 | Reflections on their own aging & weirdness | | 18:02-31:00| Office golf talk, “gimmes,” cheating, influencer ideas | | 35:55 | The origin of “the wheel” on The Yak | | 37:04-84:09| The “Mincy for Mayor” bit & political stings | | 41:09+ | “Say the line” catchphrase bit | | 53:04 | Who’s the current “man” in the office? | | 63:25-79:31| The urinal mystery investigation | | 78:04 | Boner pee & urinal physics | | 85:10 | Opening the mystery suitcase | | 88:23-94:16| Kid podcasters / new media authenticity | | 100:34 | Trivia question trend in the office | | 113:21 | Master list of staff catchphrases & taglines |
This episode captures The Yak’s essence: part “office lunchroom,” part improv troupe, part anti-influencer influencer show. Listeners can expect offbeat authenticity, a heavy emphasis on group dynamics, and a loping, riff-filled journey across topics, always circling back to the next in-house drama, running bit, or inside joke.
Skip past the intros, outros, and ad reads—dive in around [02:36] for the action, and enjoy the ride.
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