We Made Cheah Do Stand Up Comedy At Our Yearly Sales Conference And He BOMBED | The Yak 4-23-26

Summary

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The Yak – April 23, 2026

Episode Overview

Theme:
This episode of The Yak captures the Barstool Sports crew at their irreverent, chaotic best, coming live from a busy sales conference in Chicago. Amidst discussions about internal Barstool drama, “spring break house” gossip, and upcoming NFL Draft coverage, the highlight is Steven Cheah’s ill-fated stand-up set—performed live at the sales conference, to the delight (and horror) of his cohosts. The show is a riotous whirlwind of inside jokes, comedic reflexes, and candid behind-the-scenes Barstool banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The KB Lovefest

• [01:36–09:15]
  The episode kicks off with the crew lavishing praise on Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, dissecting his unique comedic style, self-effacing attitude, and the paradox of being both adored and uneasy in the spotlight.

  • Big Cat: “You're so good. You're so talented. You're the fucking peak of comedy. Riffing effortless funny things, and you do it all with an extraordinary physique.” (02:44)
  • Nick: “We've come to the conclusion it's either the greatest self-control of all time or crippling anxiety.” (03:13)
  • Kyle: “I always foresee this grand failure. … I get really uncomfortable. Any weekday, from the moment I wake up till the show, I cannot focus or enjoy anything.” (04:03, 05:00)

• They joke that if Kyle was more confident, he could “save entertainment as we know it,” or even be “the cure to AI.”

• Quote: “You are the type of man who should be conquering Europe.” (07:45)

2. Sales Conference Stories

• [11:11–17:55]
  Big Cat and Roan tell tales from the conference floor, including the adventure of braving a crowded bathroom trough and jokes about luxury butter ("Kerrygold" becomes an extended riff on high society).
  • They riff on the experience of sharing urinal troughs at large events, likening it to a rite of passage moment.

3. “Spring Break House” & Barstool Reality Drama

• [23:09–33:59, 35:30–41:04, 44:19–49:05]
  Ongoing drama from Barstool’s “Spring Break House”—a workplace reality show—provides a rich source of gossip and comic material:

  • Several contestants have left: Annika, Una, Deutsch, Mubi, Rico, Izzy, Danny.

  • The remaining cast dwindles to “seven dudes, three girls,” increasing the chaos.

  • Drama erupts over relationships, hook-ups, and alliances. Nikki Smokes is grilled about his sexual exploits and the resulting timeline, leading to a full-on "investigation" (including an absurd reenactment of his shower tryst).

    • Big Cat: “You had your dick sucked and you put meat on someone…?” (36:15)
    • Nikki Smokes: “The girl Griffin was talking to… gave me fellatio months ago.” (37:03)
    • Gabby: “I'm getting way too many messages saying the timeline doesn't add up, so I’m just gonna… [investigate].” (41:13)

  • The Yak team are openly delighted by the emerging “love triangle” chaos.

4. The “Reed” Phenomenon & Wholesome Chilling

• [24:44–26:05, 44:26–55:02] Newcomer Reed becomes a fan favorite for his laid-back, chaotic energy:
  • Clips of Reed’s awkward, endearing hotel room tour go viral within the group.
  • Reed’s “chiller” status is celebrated—his approach to women (“have you ever met a bigger chiller? No, he's the number one chiller.” (50:58)) and his reaction to being complimented by Brianna (“I, like, froze for a little bit, you know what I'm saying? Because, dude…like, it just happened. Truly unbelievable.” (46:23)).
  • The crew cheers his authenticity, with Nick and Big Cat insisting he actually has a shot with Brianna.

5. Nikki Smokes’ Shower Investigation

• [75:01–79:57]
  The team conducts a full on-site investigation into Nikki Smokes’ highly detailed timeline of sexual conquest—complete with re-enactments in the shower, towel placement analysis, and outcome verification.
  • Gabby: “Can you get in the shower and show me where she was?” (77:04)
  • Nikki Smokes: “Little [come] landed on left ass cheek. Rest on my hand, cuz I wanted to make sure I got it all out.” (77:36)

6. Steven Cheah’s Stand-up Set at the Sales Conference

• [92:19–98:55]
  The episode’s central set piece: Stephen Cheah, forced out of his comfort zone to perform a stand-up set for Barstool’s sales staff.
  • His set involves jokes about the Chicago flag (“one of the stars represents the Great Chicago Fire… burned down over 17,000 structures. Killed hundreds of people. You don't have to put that on your flag.”), segues into 9/11, and riffs on Chicago suburb signs and parking rules.
  • The crowd responds with polite groans and awkward silence, fulfilling the group's gleeful anticipation of a “bomb.”
    • Big Cat: “You crushed that, dude. You crushed that. I don't think the 911 joke went.” (97:24)
    • Frank the Tank: “How could you possibly think the culture joke was too far but the 911 joke is fine?” (97:33)

7. Other Highlights

• Ben Mintz/Rider inside jokes: Obsessive discussion of Barstool personalities and their quirks, including “Mintzy's brain-eating amoeba.”
• The “Big Ball Friends” Tangent: Extended, ridiculous debate about men with unusually large testicles, their place in friend groups, and the folklore around it.
  • Roan: “The balls are the ottoman of the penis. I’ve been saying that.” (105:20)
• Love on the Spectrum Praise: Brief, heartfelt recommendation for the Netflix show.
  • Frank the Tank: “It’ll make you laugh, it’ll make you cry. It’s a Jimmy V show.” (121:24)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Big Cat: “You don't carry yourself with enough swagger for the package that you have.” (03:08)
• Nick: “You are a man dollop.” (10:00) (Analogies about getting just a “taste” of Kyle)
• Frank the Tank: “Brandon Walker is an all-you-can-eat buffet. Kyle is like a dollop on a massive plate.” (09:23)
• Big Cat (on Nikki Smokes): “For a guy that should have had sex last night, do you guys think he’s a little tightly wound?” (36:54)
• Gabby (leading investigation): “When you say you took her in the shower, did you shower with her or did you just take her into the shower because she was on her period?” (75:51)
• Roan: “Is bulge mostly balls? The balls are the ottoman of the penis.” (105:20)
• Big Cat (on Steven Cheah’s standup): “Comedy’s comedy, dude. Yeah, comedy’s back.” (98:25)
• Reed: “Anything goes on the Yak, bro. Anything goes on the Yak. That’s just insane.” (52:24)

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Important Timestamps

• 01:36 – Show proper begins, lavish praise for KBNoSwag.
• 13:00 – Birth of Reed’s “chiller” legend, wholesome banter.
• 23:23 – TortillaCon drama and inside Barstool event politics.
• 41:09 – Gabby launches investigation of Nikki Smokes’ timeline.
• 44:35 – Reed gives a charming and awkward “recap” of SBH events.
• 55:00 – Reed’s fridge (or lack thereof) causes mass fascination.
• 75:01–78:57 – Smokes & Gabby reenact the shower incident.
• 92:19–98:55 – Steven Cheah’s stand-up set (with awkward audience groans).
• 105:20 – Bulge/balls debate (“ottoman of the penis”).
• 121:26 – “Love on the Spectrum” tangent.

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Tone and Atmosphere

Fast-paced, anarchic, and laced with inside jokes, playful roasting, and a stream-of-consciousness style that defines The Yak. The hosts are unfiltered, self-deprecating, and often gleefully inappropriate, creating a romping fraternity-house energy. Each segment riffs on previous ones, sometimes with callbacks hours or years old, as well as riffing on their own workplace absurdity.

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Conclusion

This episode embodies everything that makes The Yak beloved by its fanbase: off-the-cuff chemistry, relentless ball-busting, and a willingness to turn even the most awkward disasters (like Cheah’s standup “bomb”) into classic Barstool content. New faces (like Reed) get thrown into the fire, legendary bits (big balls, chiller status, KB’s self-esteem) return in new forms, and above all, the show manages to make the inner workings of Barstool feel like an extended, hilarious group chat. If you like inside-baseball podcasting and can handle the chaos, this one’s a must-listen.

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Transcript

[Nick]

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[Big Cat]

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[Gabby]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

It's the yak. Welcome in Stella Blue Coffee.com Stella Blue Coffee, go on Amazon or Stelu Coffee.com we're saving a bunch of dogs with our new Ready to Drink cans. Go buy one. We're going to adopt a thousand dogs this year. Stellbluecoffee.com hello, everyone. Titus. I was here and now he's out. Brandon's out today. Roan is going to be here at some point. They're doing the recap show. I was busy doing something. Has anything. What are you looking at me like that for?

[Kyle]

I don't know. When I walked in, you were talking about me.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Caught you. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we were.

[Kyle]

What were you saying?

[Nick]

It was based in compliments and praise.

[Big Cat]

It's all compliments and praise.

[Nick]

So I don't think you want to

[Big Cat]

hear I'm on to you. Yeah, see, he's doing it right now.

[Kyle]

You said I yearned for.

[Nick]

No, I'm on Yearn for yearning.

[Big Cat]

I'm on to. No, no. You are a phenomenal talent. You're funny, you make it look easy. You're well liked. Like everyone wants more Kyle. And then when you have an opportunity to do something like you did, mostly sports today, you're like, I don't know if I really want to do this.

[Kyle]

But I didn't do that.

[Big Cat]

You're so good. You're so talented. You're the fucking peak of comedy. Riffing effortless funny things, and you do it all with an extraordinary physique. You're the perfect male. And it's. It's time for you to start just walking around with a little perfect male swagger.

[Nick]

You don't carry yourself like you should.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you don't carry yourself with enough swagger. So we're the package that you have.

[Nick]

We've come to the conclusion it's either the greatest self control of all time or crippling anxiety. No, it's not that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Or an act.

[Nikki Smokes]

It's an act.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You should be walking around just big dicking everyone.

[Nick]

You're God.

[Big Cat]

You are God. You're God reincarnated.

[Nick]

Are you glad? Are you glad you plunged 5, 8, talking.

[Big Cat]

No, we literally were saying, this sucks. Titus was like, KB killed it on mostly. And I was like, no, duh. Did kills it on everything. You have 100% hit rate. You've never missed.

[Frank the Tank]

That's not true.

[Big Cat]

And the next time you miss will be the first time you miss.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Kyle]

I'm missing now. I don't know what to say.

[Nick]

No, you're. By doing that, you're crushing.

[Roan]

You're being humble.

[Big Cat]

Now, what you should. What you should say is, you're goddamn right I do.

[Kyle]

I'm always uncomfortable that I live every day.

[Big Cat]

I live every day.

[Kyle]

Like I have to get out in front of. I. I always foresee this, like, grand failure.

[Big Cat]

No, but it's never come.

[Nick]

But It's. It's.

[Big Cat]

But.

[Kyle]

But I know. I've seen people less deserving or more deserving or less deserved.

[Big Cat]

No one's more deserving than you.

[Nick]

I. I need you to write a self help book called like Live Nervously.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. And it. It's incredible.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Stephen Che]

I.

[Nick]

You're. You. You. You have no ego. But you. But I don't. I also don't think you hate yourself either. So it's a weird. Like you've got it figured out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You got to figure it out.

[Kyle]

I don't.

[Reed]

I.

[Kyle]

Because I'm. I'm pretty uncomfortable at all times.

[Big Cat]

I need your face. I need you to scoff more.

[Roan]

This.

[Kyle]

Like, I get really, really uncomfortable. Like any weekday, it's perfect.

[Big Cat]

It's perfect.

[Kyle]

Any weekday. From the moment I wake up until the show I have to do, I cannot really focus or enjoy anything.

[Big Cat]

It's perfect.

[Frank the Tank]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

What you're doing right now is perfect.

[Frank]

Okay.

[Nick]

I need you.

[Frank the Tank]

I.

[Big Cat]

So this is what we were saying about you. And like, it was all like very good things.

[Nick]

You hate the industry, but you could single handedly save the industry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, I can't.

[Big Cat]

You could save entertainment as we know it.

[Kyle]

I'm in a such a minuscule bubble.

[Big Cat]

You might be the cure to AI.

[Frank the Tank]

It's a good point.

[Big Cat]

You single handedly might defeat AI. The weight of the world is on your shoulders. Will you step up to the.

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

We didn't have to talk about this, but you brought it up as soon as we went live.

[Kyle]

I really thought I had a gutcha moment.

[Nick]

No, it was.

[Big Cat]

It was about you.

[Kyle]

That's part of me. I always assume people are talking.

[Nick]

It was the utmost praise, but you caught us resenting it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What has your.

[Frank the Tank]

What'd you hear them say?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Walked in on us giving him praise.

[Kyle]

Gotcha.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

To cuz you said KB killed it. And my response was no, he always kills it.

[Kyle]

I didn't.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, I said. I said KB killed on mostly sports today. I just. I wish he was. I wish you were more confident only in that, like, your perspective on sports is incredible.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

You have such a. You have such a unique perspective and I. I want you to share it with everybody. And you're hesitant to share it because you don't fit. Like when we're talking about the NFL draft, you're in your brain, you're like, I don't know what the Titans are going to do it for. So I have nothing to say here. When in reality I'm like, I just want you to say anything because anything you say is going to be interesting, profound.

[Big Cat]

It's, it's, it's.

[Frank the Tank]

You don't have to try to be verbal gold.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think I get extra leverage because you guys like me. If someone. You hate it. Some whack dude came in and did everything I did.

[Reed]

You're doing.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you made us.

[Nick]

You made us like.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, we like because you did that.

[Big Cat]

No, we like you because you're likable.

[Frank the Tank]

And you're likable because of you.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's your fault that you're liked.

[Kyle]

Some lousy miser took my body and did everything I did. On mostly sports, everyone would be like, this guy kind of sucks. Yes, Kyle, that's what I'm saying. I'm getting unfair positive feedback.

[Nick]

You think we like you because of your body?

[Frank the Tank]

No, I'm saying a little bit. Yeah, a little helps. It does help.

[Stephen Che]

It is.

[Big Cat]

For sure. It's banging for sure.

[Kyle]

No, I'm saying the things I say. I'm not like doing that. Well, because you guys like me.

[Nick]

You're one of the few men that could. You, you have the opportunity to be a God emperor and it's right in front of you. You're just not reaching out to grab it.

[Frank the Tank]

You should be, you should be president.

[Big Cat]

You are the type of man who should be conquering Europe.

[Nick]

This is George Washington saying no to be king.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And this is part of my strategy is to avoid this.

[Big Cat]

Well, you came in and thought we

[Kyle]

got everyone who gets hyped up.

[Nick]

Reverse gut show.

[Kyle]

Everyone gets hyped up, gets shot down.

[Big Cat]

That's true. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Now I think you guys are trying to shoot.

[Nick]

No, no, I called you.

[Kyle]

This guy is overrated. You're putting me on overrated one.

[Nick]

You're an exposure every time.

[Kyle]

I'm not.

[Nick]

No, you're an exposure. Maestro. You know when to you are.

[Big Cat]

You're my.

[Kyle]

I do pick and choose. Yes, but it's always correct. You can watch the tape episodes where I don't say anything.

[Nick]

You having a small enough ego to say no to things is what makes us like you.

[Kyle]

That's all.

[Nick]

Everything is correct.

[Kyle]

I'm not saying no to things I say yes to and secretly hope people ask me to do more.

[Roan]

Has anyone here ever thought that was too much? Kyle?

[Nick]

No, I do actually.

[Big Cat]

Never been full of Kyle.

[Nick]

And like how many of us don't raise your hand have gone home? Like, I, I, I wish Kyle liked me more.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no.

[Big Cat]

Every day. Every, every week.

[Kyle]

I love you guys. That's why I don't burden you with me.

[Big Cat]

But that's what we're saying. We want more.

[Kyle]

I know. That's, that's why I respect you guys. You're putting in so many hours, like in like at a volume that's impossible every to sustain.

[Big Cat]

Every day I come to work and it's like coming to a five star Michelin three star. Five star.

[Nick]

I don't know, dude.

[Big Cat]

Three star, three star Michelin restaurant. And they're giving me an amush bouche of Kyle. And I just want the.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, I want the whole. Yeah. Brandon Walker. Brandon's an all you can eat buffet. Kyle is like a dollop on a massive plate. The reason why I'm not getting it

[Kyle]

because I don't have it.

[Reed]

Dude.

[Kyle]

I love stardom. I love performing. But you don't get enough of it because I'm not good enough to give you enough.

[Ron]

Shut the up.

[Roan]

That's not true.

[Big Cat]

Brandon Walker's got my tummy. Hurt every single night.

[Ron]

Yes.

[Frank the Tank]

You gotta roll me out of there

[Big Cat]

like, oh, that was a mistake.

[Roan]

You got to unbutton your jeans.

[Nick]

You know when you have, like, a small little taste something, you're like, I could have a million of

[Big Cat]

Stephen J. Every time I eat it, I'm like, did I just eat poison?

[Nick]

Yeah, right.

[Big Cat]

Am I gonna die?

[Nick]

Do I need to get my stomach pumped of Steve? But, Kyle, you're a. You're a man dollop.

[Big Cat]

You go to the doctor, and I'm like, please pump my stomach. I've had too much. Give me the charcoal.

[Kyle]

Right. Appetizer for dinner. That's not a good thing.

[Nick]

Oh, magic appetizer's the best part of the dinner.

[Kyle]

No, I'm an appetizer as the entree. Not a good.

[Frank the Tank]

You're the perfect.

[Kyle]

It's not a good restaurant experience.

[Big Cat]

We need to walk around with Narcan for Stephen.

[Nick]

Chad, this much Che can kill you.

[Big Cat]

Oh, make sure you wear gloves when handling Che.

[Nick]

Test your fucking Kyle. There might be Che.

[Big Cat]

Might be some Kyle. Your Kyle's been stepped on with some Che.

[Nick]

They cut my Kyle with Che.

[Big Cat]

Oh, fuck. I thought this was Kyle. All I got is baby powder and Che.

[Nick]

Why did my Kyle say a bucks? Fact.

[Frank]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kyle]

You guys. Are.

[Nick]

You guys. Ronald Reagan put a bunch of Che in the streets.

[Roan]

Oh. Oh.

[Big Cat]

We're about to overdose these people with ch. Okay. Yeah, okay. Can we show the court?

[Frank the Tank]

There's so many people.

[Big Cat]

There's so many people.

[Frank the Tank]

That's why I was late. I had to take a piss. 15 minutes, dude.

[Nick]

By the way, is that a man named Chalice?

[Big Cat]

Can I. Can I say the trough? I went to take a piss. I was gonna use the trough. Three deep in the trough. Wow. Three dudes in the trough.

[Nick]

That's got to be like seeing your. Your boy hit a home run.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

During the first networking break, they actually announced the trough, and a cheer went up. I'm just kidding. And people were like, what? There's a tr. And, like, people went to be in the trough.

[Nick]

You know how, like, when an MLB player has his first start and his family's in the stands, I need you to just stand behind.

[Big Cat]

Stand there, like, please? Yeah. I mean, yeah, I was shot. Three in the trough.

[Frank the Tank]

That's weird.

[Big Cat]

Three in the trough. When I walk.

[Frank the Tank]

All strangers.

[Big Cat]

All strangers. Wow.

[Frank the Tank]

That is huge.

[Big Cat]

It was so awesome.

[Frank the Tank]

What a moment.

[Big Cat]

Brought a tear to my.

[Frank the Tank]

Take a picture I should have. I should have to commemorate. Guys, freeze right there.

[Kyle]

What were the urinals in?

[Big Cat]

Use one of them Was. And one of them wasn't. Oh, I went to urinal because I was three. I. I thought four deep was a little too tight. Would have been funny, though.

[Nick]

Scooch him down, guys.

[Kyle]

From.

[Big Cat]

It's like a Right. Yeah, it's like a caller brand.

[Roan]

One of the dudes talking right now is from Carry Gold Butter.

[Nick]

Which way?

[Roan]

Not in my budget, but my goodness, it's a treat.

[Big Cat]

It's a. Oh, I thought that was a place. When you said that, I was like, what?

[Roan]

Oh, it's the fanciest butter money can buy.

[Big Cat]

They are.

[Kyle]

You can't afford it.

[Roan]

It's a lot. It's.

[Big Cat]

Wait, is that the. The tubs that are gold?

[Roan]

Yes. It's straight from Ireland.

[Nick]

And then the fact that you said you have tubs up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Good Lord, Scrooge McDuck.

[Big Cat]

It is good, but it's good swimming in swimming.

[Roan]

Isn't it good, though?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Once you have it, it's very tough to go back to normal.

[Big Cat]

I put a little in my hair every morning.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Give it a little shush.

[Roan]

Nice.

[Nick]

No, that's the special occasion butter.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Che, are you gonna be ready to go? Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

What time am I going on?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I'll ask McDermott. You also, I was thinking about Jay. What if you just did a little draft prep with them?

[Frank the Tank]

Do a draft podcast. Just go out there and be like, here's my mock.

[Big Cat]

Dexter Lawrence. Here's £94.

[Frank the Tank]

Here's where I think it gets interesting.

[Stephen Che]

I got. I. I got a hard 90. I got a hard 90 minutes of second second.

[Nick]

Che, why don't you act like the commissioner, go up and draft the next speaker and hug them and then have them speak.

[Stephen Che]

Well, we'll see. I have a lot to. To digest the next. However long.

[Roan]

What if you find out some of the big companies and then roast some of their rivals?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

On find out.

[Stephen Che]

Well, that's also a thing. Like, I don't want. I don't know who's here, so I don't want to.

[Nick]

Can we cut the camera out there?

[Roan]

Like, go shit on country.

[Nick]

Is there any crowd work material?

[Kyle]

They were already doing crowd work. Do you hear, like, their birthday facts?

[Big Cat]

No, no.

[Kyle]

There's a million different birthday.

[Big Cat]

What about a magic.

[Roan]

Yeah, that can't be true, Che.

[Big Cat]

What about a magic trick?

[Stephen Che]

I don't have any magic tricks to bust out in front of 40 people.

[Roan]

We should have got the rep. How

[Stephen Che]

many people are out there?

[Big Cat]

80.

[Roan]

I don't know.

[Nick]

It's a big group.

[Frank the Tank]

They really are like a different breed of people.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

I just can't. Like, I. Yeah. I feel so out of place.

[Big Cat]

But that's Chase. He came from this world. Yeah. He's born in this world.

[Roan]

Also, somebody out there has some. A device called the wiener slinger.

[Frank the Tank]

What?

[Roan]

They were talking about it up on the thing. I popped my head out and they're like, maybe we'll do it around lunchtime. We'll sling some wieners. So I'd like to maybe have that. I'd like to maybe have the wiener slinger in here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Kate, by the way, we got some photos we gotta recreate now.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Nikki Smokes]

I know.

[Roan]

From 2000 Bar. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Whoops.

[Kyle]

Well, Titus and I talked about it.

[Frank the Tank]

We. We.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

I mean, I think they started Covid.

[Big Cat]

They might have. They might.

[Frank the Tank]

We did the timeline.

[Big Cat]

Talking about. Listen, I.

[Frank the Tank]

This is a super spreader event in New York City.

[Roan]

How did this not get out before?

[Big Cat]

Well, I think the person who probably took the pictures and just sat on them and then when this started, they're like, oh, I can make some money off this. Then hit up the New York Post

[Frank the Tank]

with the wedding ring on. Mike.

[Big Cat]

But listen, there's. It's pro. It probably was a girls trip to the bar.

[Roan]

Yes. And it looks like he's just sniffing. Maybe she has something. Maybe she got, like a piece of food in her ear.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Also remember, like, Diana is Italian, so, like. Yeah, that's right. It'd be not horny, just Italian. That does play.

[Nick]

I mean, I feel like if you're in a situation like this, you just skip the third day of the draft and then you're good, right?

[Roan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Like, you gotta just skip.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yep.

[Frank the Tank]

You definitely have to skip a day of the draft.

[Kyle]

That's worse than sacrifices. Compromise with your wife.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

All right, babe, show your wife your serious. How many picks we have? Day three.

[Roan]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Frank the Tank]

If you're serious about this marriage.

[Kyle]

You ever see like this and envy these dudes? Like, that's why they're champions. That's why they're.

[Big Cat]

They think that cheating on their significant

[Kyle]

other, if you strip away the morality of it, like the. Like, they're.

[Roan]

Hubris.

[Nick]

Yeah, Right. They think they're so untouchable.

[Kyle]

Fearless.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

There's a dude ostensibly one foot away from them with a camera.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They went in for the kiss. They get what they want, and that's why they're so successful.

[Nick]

I guess.

[Ron]

I don't know.

[Nick]

I guess that's a silver lining.

[Big Cat]

Probably be successful without.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I don't know, though, if he has the balls to go for it. Like a fourth and two.

[Big Cat]

True.

[Frank the Tank]

It's sort of the ignorance. Ignorance is bliss thing that you just. You have no sense of guilt. So maybe there's power in that. I don't want that, but, like, I

[Kyle]

don't want it either, but it carries over to success in a lot of ways. Yeah.

[Nick]

I guess this is also, like, if you grow up just being the man since you're a baby.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He's been the man since he was a baby, I'd imagine.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He was a man, baby.

[Nick]

Was a man baby.

[Gabby]

For sure.

[Frank the Tank]

You're making out with another woman in public with your wedding ring on.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

You don't give a.

[Roan]

As a public recognized person.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah. You do not give a.

[Nick]

Was this in Nashville?

[Big Cat]

No, that was in New York.

[Ron]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Two days before the world shut down. March 11th. The exact date.

[Kyle]

The last date people went out.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And got shamed for it in D.

[Big Cat]

Maybe they were just saying goodbyes. They're like, hey, we won't see each other.

[Nick]

I mean, this could be the last time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Diana not married at that time.

[Big Cat]

She was engaged, Stephen. Okay, that's pretty bad.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

In a weird way, it might be worse.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's.

[Big Cat]

That's like, you could have just gotten out.

[Nick]

That's probably when you're at your happy, like.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Actually, not that I am excusing any of it, but like, a married person cheating. It's like, okay, maybe they've been, you know, going through trouble, but, like, yeah, engage.

[Frank the Tank]

You should.

[Kyle]

Cheating on your fiance. Your entire livelihood revolves around your upcoming, like, Right. Nuptials. Like, everything is about how in love you are with that person. You're about to be forever soul mates. That's. You're planning everything.

[Big Cat]

It should be the most in love.

[Nick]

So what she did is more up.

[Big Cat]

He's fine.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Man.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, man. Yeah.

[Nick]

Marriage.

[Frank the Tank]

I. I think their only move is to just say they're in love. I think, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

If they're just like. Yeah. I mean, this is.

[Nick]

We've.

[Frank the Tank]

We've been in love for a very long time.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Although, I don't know, like, just that wouldn't I do.

[Frank the Tank]

It's only.

[Big Cat]

I think it'd be funny if Diana just kept on doubling down with, like, it was a girls trip.

[Frank the Tank]

Every picture of the girls trip.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

And every time Frable gets caught, he's. He's sitting out another day of the draft.

[Gabby]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Is there.

[Frank the Tank]

I will Also Ms. Day 3 of next year's draft.

[Nick]

Is there A chance. She was with Vrabel longer than her husband, I think. Could she have gone behind Vrabel's back?

[Big Cat]

How the could she.

[Frank the Tank]

On V, husband.

[Stephen Che]

Dave had a tweet thinking that they're going to get married,

[Roan]

saying Vrabel and Racini are going to get married.

[Frank the Tank]

The fact that. What was that? The fact.

[Stephen Che]

Wrong tweet.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that was the wrong tweet that actually, actually tweet that. That fact is like, that's getting the kids.

[Nick]

That's a common ass name too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. It's quite something though.

[Roan]

Dang.

[Big Cat]

David Page, as you heard it here, first prediction. V and Mercini both get divorced and remarry each other is.

[Frank the Tank]

I think that's their move.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Cuz then if they're together for like 50 years, everyone's like, I guess they

[Big Cat]

were right about it.

[Roan]

The wrong.

[Big Cat]

How could we judge true love?

[Roan]

Right.

[Frank the Tank]

They tried their hardest to. To, you know, deny their feelings. But you know, love. Love is love.

[Big Cat]

Love wins.

[Roan]

Why would you get married if you're.

[Nick]

And then like the thing is, right, like if Rabel does marry her, they're going to have to have that period of where she's engaged again. Yeah, there she goes.

[Roan]

There she goes. That's when you lose.

[Big Cat]

Our third day of the draft is so funny. It's a, it's a, it's a Bobby Bowden suspension. Bobby Bowden used to like be like star player. Does something egregious, you know what can't play the first quarter of our game against Bethune Cookman. Yeah, yeah, you're suspended.

[Frank the Tank]

That'll teach him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I saw the tweet being like, the dudes will. Dudes would rather go to therapy than pick a fourth rounder in the shitty draft. Oh, man. Roback, by the way. Roback activewear. Best fit, best feel. Spring is coming, which means Roback's azalea collection is back. Your favorite azalea design in several colors. New designs, new products. Secondly, Roback has launched two new products that you all should know about. First, their Tailwind sports shirt. Might be the most comfortable nice shirt out there. It's made for date night. The perfect combo of looking casual but nice and still be comfortable. They also released a sweater polo. They were here for great stretch fabric, making it very comfortable and breathable. Use code YAK for 20% off your first purchase. It's 20% off all polos, hoodies, sports shirts and more. Just use code YAK and head over to R H B A C k dot com. I have some, I have some bad News.

[Nick]

What is it?

[Kyle]

We're going to start with the good news.

[Nick]

Is there good news?

[Big Cat]

I don't have any good news. Oh, man.

[Nick]

Does anybody have good news?

[Frank the Tank]

Someone start with someone's good news.

[Roan]

Kyle's awesome.

[Nick]

Kyle's the man rules. Going, Kate. Philly game fun?

[Roan]

It was fine. We on a. Lost our eighth game in a row.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

But it was still really fun. Thank you to Big Cap for the tickets.

[Big Cat]

Of course.

[Roan]

Let me flex on my high school buddies.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

I get these all the time. This is my usual seat. But I will say it's embarrassing when your team's getting whooped to be that far up. Because then I was afraid to go pee. Because then every. All the Cubs fans see that you're.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Yeah. But it was cool. I whispered hey, bestie to Kyle Schwaber.

[Big Cat]

Oh, nice bestie.

[Nick]

Wait, did he hear you?

[Roan]

No. Oh, but I. But it's out there.

[Kyle]

So you went with your high school friends?

[Roan]

Yeah. So they live here in Chicago, too now? Some of them. Some people that I was friends with in high school.

[Big Cat]

Mom.

[Kyle]

Hate each other.

[Roan]

What's that?

[Kyle]

Some of them hate each other.

[Roan]

Totally. Big cat fight in the middle of the game. But no, it was fun. That was great.

[Frank the Tank]

That's the good news.

[Roan]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

I think Tortilla Con's done. No, we're in a little bit. We're a little bit of an issue.

[Nick]

I'm. I'm snips. I'm okay with it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I am.

[Kyle]

Here. I was gonna say the same.

[Big Cat]

Here's the problem. Tortilla Con has been nothing but great to us. It's not on them. There's a little bit of a concern that us. And maybe Nikki Smokes talking about how he's going to go fuck some chicks at Tortilla Con. Sure. Has not been, like, super well received. And I get it. Like, I get it. So I think this year Tortilla Con is not going to happen. My hope is maybe next year we could just bring the whole yak to Tortilla Con. Because Tortilla Con does like us. It's not a sporkle situation.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

There's also, like, an element of, like, Barcelona. Spring break has been sponsored by, I think, Las Vegas tourism. And they're like, they have a plan of all the things they're planned to do. So I don't know. I just think that we should. We shouldn't hold any ill will. Not a sporkle. Everyone keep eating your tortillas. I'm sad.

[Nick]

What if.

[Big Cat]

But maybe. To be continued.

[Nick]

What if tortillas get too big by next year, because the growth they're at now, they true.

[Frank the Tank]

Dante's gonna be devastated. He knows everything about Tortilla.

[Big Cat]

Dante's gonna be.

[Nick]

Well, if he looks everything else, I

[Big Cat]

need to go about anything that's going on anywhere around him yet. Then when Tortilla Con gets brought up, he was just. Oh, yeah, I got it. All the facts.

[Nick]

Because, of course, it was just.

[Big Cat]

It was crazy. He's like Rain Man.

[Nick]

He's so funny.

[Kyle]

He's been good.

[Big Cat]

He's been so good. And read Superstar. Not only superstar, but. Does Brianna have a crush on him?

[Nick]

How could she not?

[Big Cat]

So what happened?

[Nick]

He said he needed to be toxic. He called her big, and then now she calls him hot.

[Frank the Tank]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Nick]

He's got it all figured out.

[Big Cat]

Can we play that clip of Reed? Danny going to Reed? So apparently the background is. And we're gonna have Reed. Nikki smokes. Who we have to talk to him and Tate on after they finish the recap show. Apparently, Brianna did a live stream and said that Reed was the hottest one there. Is that true?

[Roan]

I don't know if that's true.

[Nick]

I think Reed was watching it, clipping it, and saw that.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so we have. Do you have the clip, Gabby?

[Gabby]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Here we go. I love how he opens the door. Wait, go back. Start it again. There's something about. Also he opens the door.

[Nick]

Did Danny find his mints?

[Roan]

Yes.

[Reed]

How do you know my room?

[Big Cat]

I need immediate reaction.

[Reed]

No, we're not posting this on Beach House.

[Big Cat]

We're not.

[Ron]

We're not.

[Big Cat]

Brianna Chicken Fry just called you the hottest guy on the cast, bro. Bro.

[Reed]

I was literally like. I was clipping. I'm literally clipping it, and then I see that, and I'm like, I don't even know what to say, bro.

[Big Cat]

We just said bro back and forth to each other four times via text, bro.

[Reed]

How do you like my room, though?

[Ron]

It's good.

[Big Cat]

So Love it too.

[Nick]

He's so wholesome.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Did you guys watch the breakfast clip this morning with Lucas, Mikey Betts, and Reed?

[Big Cat]

No.

[Roan]

Five minutes long. I watched every second. Absolutely hooked on it.

[Nick]

Did you see Reed with his stinky socks?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, man, I'm missing.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that stuff. Oh, dude, the room can't even keep up with the room tour. So first of all, Danny did a sweet tour of when we asked Read to do a tour of his room. Danny thought we meant the suite. And then everyone's like, dude, we actually just want his room. So he did his room after this Find the room. Yeah, here it is. Tell room and not that suite.

[Reed]

Oh, you want to tour my hotel room?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Welcome to my crib.

[Ron]

All right.

[Reed]

Clean, though.

[Roan]

It's okay.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Lindor]

It's fine.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Just bought this deodorant. Yeah. Non branded.

[Big Cat]

Got that.

[Reed]

Yeah. I didn't clean that, but here it is. We got a messy bed. Such a nice bed, though, honestly.

[Ron]

Super comfy.

[Big Cat]

Some clothes on the ground.

[Reed]

Empty water bottle. Backpack. Shoes right here. Dirty socks. Plastic bag.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Charger right here.

[Frank the Tank]

She's just pointing out all the things brought to the room. It's just. These are the things I packed bathroom.

[Reed]

But yeah, that's the. Such a nice crib. But this is the bathroom. Kind of it up already, but chilling. We got towel down there.

[Big Cat]

Down there then.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Here's the.

[Reed]

I didn't flush over chilling.

[Big Cat]

It's fine. It's whatever.

[Reed]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Ron]

I know.

[Reed]

Apart hotel right now.

[Frank the Tank]

Fridge.

[Big Cat]

Nope, nope.

[Frank the Tank]

We don't.

[Nick]

It's got to be under there.

[Frank the Tank]

It's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

It's.

[Stephen Che]

Word.

[Big Cat]

I don't. We can cut this out if you

[Frank]

want, but I have to ask.

[Big Cat]

There is a stench in here, and I don't think it's like a hygiene thing. I think you might just like have something. Socks in your.

[Nick]

Is it.

[Big Cat]

Is it your socks? It almost seems like it's just right away. Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

He already said those are pungent.

[Big Cat]

Do you smell that or is that just me?

[Reed]

No, no, I smell it.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ron]

Sorry, sorry.

[Frank the Tank]

That is perfect comedic timing. Putting on the deodorant. Yeah, I smell it, but I love

[Nick]

how fast he answered.

[Big Cat]

Socks right there.

[Reed]

I don't know, dude.

[Big Cat]

Should we. That's like. I don't want to embarrass. Socks should stop.

[Frank]

My socks smell too.

[Nick]

I just it enough to fill a

[Big Cat]

room when you walk in the door.

[Reed]

That's all I was.

[Big Cat]

Well, I just figured it had to be like a carpet issue or maybe.

[Ron]

Cut that.

[Big Cat]

Let's cut that.

[Ron]

Like the.

[Frank]

The audience can't smell it.

[Nick]

It's the only solution.

[Big Cat]

Oh, great. Don't do that. You're going to pass out.

[Reed]

We need to.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Reed]

Somehow we need to clean. We need to clean them.

[Big Cat]

Then I think you just. You got to hide them.

[Frank]

You got to stuff in a drawer.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So it stops smelling. She can't be coming back here smelling that.

[Reed]

All right, we're chilling then, right?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ready? Yeah. And I. I made it clear that

[Frank]

we are both on a break right

[Big Cat]

now and we are just doing bonus footage.

[Reed]

Bonus footage.

[Big Cat]

Like. Like we're not on the clock for spring break house right now.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Yeah.

[Nick]

So good.

[Roan]

I guess he sat next to Lucas.

[Big Cat]

There he is.

[Roan]

Hey, what's up?

[Nick]

You seem drained.

[Roan]

What's up? What's up? How you doing?

[Frank the Tank]

What's up, man? That.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Reed.

[Frank the Tank]

Is that up?

[Big Cat]

Dude, how do we have Reed for that long and just didn't. I feel so. I feel like I wasted so much. What's up?

[Roan]

I guess Lucas was sleeping with his headphones in on the flight, and Reed had the window seat. And Lucas was making it very clear, like, don't bother me. And I guess three or four separate times, Reed woke up Lucas to look out at the desert, but covered the whole window with his body because he was so excited.

[Big Cat]

How many times you tried to fucking wake me up while I was sleeping?

[Reed]

Yeah, like three or four times.

[Ron]

My hood. My hood over my eyes. He'd be like. He'd be like, hey, the table.

[Big Cat]

Desert's really cool out there, man.

[Reed]

The desert was cool.

[Big Cat]

I don't know how to describe it, bro.

[Ron]

My eyes, like, I hold it down, I'm asleep.

[Big Cat]

And he's like, hey, dude, desert, man.

[Roan]

These guys, they end up trying to order breakfast. And by the end they're all, like, crying, giggling. It's just special.

[Big Cat]

R has it.

[Ron]

He has it. He's so funny.

[Big Cat]

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[Ron]

It was good. It Was strong. I don't think I was as combative as I have been. I dialed up back to combativeness.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Any big news that came out of it that we need to be aware of?

[Ron]

I don't think so. I don't think that there was anything really explosive. I think that any of the moments that people were looking for, like Kelly Keegs being hypocritical, maybe she was just like, yeah, I'm a hypocrite.

[Big Cat]

It's like, oh, yeah, there you go.

[Frank the Tank]

That's very. Yeah.

[Ron]

Can't beat that. It's so. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just being like, I defend my friends.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Go after my enemies.

[Ron]

Yeah. Yeah. I was like, that's a perfect answer.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

So good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Do you think they're getting tired? Do you think it's going to taper down or is there anything there?

[Ron]

This is the first day where people were still drunk and very hungover on the actual show. I don't know how they're still going.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy cuz I haven't seen that

[Ron]

much suggestion of performance enhancements.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. And I also don't know when they slept.

[Ron]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Because I wake up at like 7am they're still out. And then like three hours later, they're doing the recap show.

[Ron]

I do know that production has been making them take mandatory naps. Like it's a daycare. Like right today they have a mandatory nap scheduled and they're trying to decide if it's going to be right right now. Like literally now or after they go to the beach club. And right after the screaming match between Peyton and Una, they were all told that they all have to nap. They're all put.

[Nick]

That's why they were so mad.

[Ron]

Yeah, they were grumpy.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They all give up.

[Big Cat]

They give them bottles with a little orange juice, tiny bit of vodka in it.

[Ron]

The producers were bugging out. They're like. They're either tired or hungry. I don't know. I don't know. It's got to be one of the three answers.

[Roan]

Have they burped?

[Ron]

Yeah, they're burping them.

[Kyle]

Probably have so much adrenaline from being competitive. Sex personalities on the X app.

[Ron]

It is tough.

[Big Cat]

I do think if we do this again, they should. We should just get rid of the phones because I think a lot of the people leaving have become because of the feedback online.

[Ron]

You know, I agree with that. But I also think that you. They're in emotionally fragile states because of their lack of sleep. Like, cannot overestimate how important it is to sleep to Be able to have like good decision making in it in crunch time. And all of them are in crunch time when their brains haven't even been in crunch time maybe like ever in their life.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. They're definitely not. What. So who. Annika left.

[Ron]

Annika's gone. Una's gone. Deutsch is gone. Mubi's gone. Rico's gone. And today Izzy left. Oh, and Danny's gone.

[Big Cat]

Yes, Izzy. No, Marshal Izzy.

[Nick]

Is he. Was it.

[Ron]

Is he the name of the. The mascot of the 1996 Olympics in Atlanta?

[Kyle]

It's like a.

[Big Cat]

Sounds like you know the facts.

[Ron]

I think. I think it was. That's.

[Nick]

That's.

[Frank the Tank]

Why did you replace that as a question?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, bro.

[Ron]

Because I haven't thought of this since my sports it for Kids subscription.

[Nick]

Right.

[Frank the Tank]

I can picture the mascot like they're blue.

[Ron]

The 9611 in Atlanta.

[Kyle]

I didn't know that was he blow the up.

[Ron]

I feel like it was like a famous. I could be wrong. I could be wrong. I'm not sure.

[Big Cat]

Barstool. Barstool sucks misogynistic, but Barstool Izzy and Barstool Greg, they're cool.

[Frank]

Izzy was.

[Ron]

Izzy rocked.

[Roan]

Did she leave cuz her time was just up or did she leave cuz she wanted to?

[Frank the Tank]

Who. Who is Izzy?

[Nick]

I don't know. Who?

[Frank the Tank]

I don't know. This is one of my frustrations, but it's actually becoming just very funny, is that I'll wake up in the morning and. And there are clips out there referring to people. Like I'm supposed to know them. Like Connor Griffin, who lives in my world, and I'm very interested in what Connor's up to. They're like, Connor putting up shots with Catherine. I'm like, who the is Catherine? But like, everybody just kind of knows who Catherine is.

[Kyle]

Everyone does.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Nick]

It's already over.

[Frank the Tank]

Brady's like all of a sudden just popping up.

[Kyle]

And according to, things are not kosher

[Ron]

with her and Brady. Yeah, that's what they said. It wasn't kosher. That she was about to bang him, but he spent too long at the tables and it gave her the ick. When I'm saying to myself, like, over, over. Like I'm on a. Like a business call being like, yeah, the situationship got the ick. What am I doing with my life?

[Big Cat]

All right, the boys are here. How we doing, boys?

[Frank the Tank]

Look at that smile from Smokes.

[Big Cat]

Blaze me. Hold on. What was. What was the tweet that I saw that you didn't have sex? I see.

[Nikki Smokes]

I knew you were gonna go with this gaslight egg?

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm just asking a question. I. Listen, I, I missed the recap show. I, I, I've been busy all morning. The only thing I saw was Tate saying that you just maybe got your dick sucked. And that's it.

[Gabby]

That the confusion there was the girl Connor Griffin was shooting hoops with had

[Nikki Smokes]

previously given me dome piece.

[Gabby]

And that was woman A, Woman B is who he put, in his words, meat on. Meat with last night. Two different women.

[Big Cat]

So you had. You had. You had your dick sucked and you put meat on. On someone.

[Nikki Smokes]

No, no.

[Frank the Tank]

Put your dick on her dick. What does meat on me.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what you got? Don't piece. Four or five months ago, and you're trying to count it for this week? No, Ferg, stop fucking with me. You get it. I'm not re.

[Nikki Smokes]

Explaining it.

[Big Cat]

No, say it. Start with rumor one, then go to rumor two, then go to dope piece three. Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

All right, let me breathe.

[Big Cat]

For a guy that should have had. Wait, hold on, hold on. For a guy that should have had sex last night, do you guys think

[Ron]

he's a little tightly wound?

[Frank the Tank]

He's a little. A little stressed out?

[Nikki Smokes]

It's not really that I'm talking about.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

The girl Griffin was talking to on the basketball court gave me fellatio.

[Big Cat]

When?

[Nikki Smokes]

Months ago.

[Big Cat]

Months ago.

[Kyle]

Glad that was brought now. Yeah, that was publicized.

[Big Cat]

I'm sure she's happy about that.

[Ron]

Yeah, she said she's not coming back on today.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Okay, so. And then what happened last night?

[Nikki Smokes]

So I brought the girl back to the suite, took her upstairs, and she was like, oh, you're gonna hate me. I'm like, what? She's like, I just started my period, and I was like, I don't care. Like, that doesn't bother me. And then she's like, we could just go do it in the shower then. And I was like, all right, perfect. So I went in there, put meat on me, hit a couple, like, lift ups, couple back shots.

[Big Cat]

That was it. Yeah, because there were people who were saying your bed looked very clean and, like, it had not been, you know, anything had been moved.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, no, that's. I just. We did it in the shower.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he did. In the shower. And again, you're angry today, not. You're angry today for something else.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, I'm not angry at all.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Ron]

You finished inside the house, though, or, you know, you left it on the shower floor?

[Nikki Smokes]

No, I did pull out. I did pull out.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

Not worth getting a girl knocked up in Vegas.

[Big Cat]

Well, she wouldn't be able to because she was on her period.

[Nikki Smokes]

Girls can't get.

[Big Cat]

Really? Yeah, dude.

[Nikki Smokes]

So if they're on your period, I can empty the clip and not have to worry about it. Kelly's saying no, girls can't get pregnant on their period.

[Roan]

There's always a chance it could happen.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. Okay.

[Nick]

Slim chance. Is that how redheads are born?

[Roan]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Wait, which Kelly was right there? How's she doing? Kelly, how are you doing?

[Gabby]

Kelly, how you doing?

[Frank the Tank]

Fine.

[Nikki Smokes]

She's fine. Said, nice to hear from you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, tell her to hang in there.

[Nikki Smokes]

Hang in there, Kel.

[Ron]

Thanks.

[Big Cat]

All right, so. And then, Tate, what do we got any. Anything that we're missing, recap wise?

[Ron]

No.

[Gabby]

I mean, it is what it is, but our tea and our. Our. Our juice is all going home. I think it's a tough place to be. So I get why they're like, yeah, fuck this, I'm out. But, like, the main Peyton drops a bomb, goes home. Annika, huge storyline, goes home. Una became a huge storyline, went home. So we're at. I think we're at seven dudes now, and three girls love it.

[Big Cat]

And

[Gabby]

Bri and Ella are both as adamant as they can be that they're not here for drama. So I don't know what's gonna happen from here, but, like, everyone that has started a bomb has not been at the next recap show.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Ron]

Ella's acting like she, like, cracked the code of being like, I'm just not gonna start drama. She's acting like she diffused the bomb with that realization, and I think it might be working, honestly.

[Big Cat]

Or just get so drunk that you, like, physically can't speak.

[Ron]

She's not starting any drama.

[Nick]

I was peeing. I'm sorry. But, Smokes, has Annika talked to you since this latest happening?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And

[Nikki Smokes]

she's not, like, livid or anything. Like, she. She knew, like, that was most likely going to happen on this show. It's honestly probably better that she wasn't around when it happened, so she didn't have to physically see it in person.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Was it emotional at all?

[Big Cat]

Like, did you cry after the sex?

[Nikki Smokes]

No, absolutely not.

[Frank the Tank]

Did you tell her you love her?

[Nikki Smokes]

No. So it was funny because after we were done, I just started hearing basketballs being bounced on the court, and I'm like, what the is going on out there? And I walked over the balcony ledge and the whole cast was there. And I told the girl. I was like, yo, I don't know if you want to go hang Out. But the whole cast is out there playing basketball, and she's like, no, I'd rather just leave. And I was like, all right, perfect. And I just snuck her out and that was that.

[Gabby]

Okay, after this, I'm gonna head down to the. To the boy suite shower and do a quick little investigation for you.

[Nick]

Are you gonna look for come tape?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it sounds like you're gonna look.

[Frank the Tank]

Whatever.

[Ron]

Just gotta.

[Gabby]

I'm getting way too many messages saying the timeline doesn't add up, so I'm just gonna.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, this would be devastating.

[Ron]

Smokes, he can't find come.

[Nikki Smokes]

This ain't gonna be devastating for me. It's gonna. It's gonna be an embarrassing look for everyone that thinks I'm going to sit here.

[Big Cat]

And I would like to say that I am officially on Team Smokes on this investigation. I'd like to be on the right side of history.

[Gabby]

Do you want the investigation?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So definitely you have to go through with the investigation, but I'm Team Smoke.

[Nikki Smokes]

Show you my text messages with this girl. I mean, I could have posted it, but it's like, why. Why the fuck do I have to do that?

[Big Cat]

Agree, show, read.

[Ron]

Then at least I have a question

[Stephen Che]

about this timeline, because is this the same woman that K. Dick claims to have.

[Big Cat]

She was shooting.

[Reed]

Jesus.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, the girl who sucked off Nikki and then also got eaten out by Katie was shooting hoops with Connor.

[Gabby]

That is off the record.

[Big Cat]

Off the record, off the record. Smokes, do you have anything to say about the tweet that was sent to me that was directly from your penis?

[Reed]

Titus.

[Nick]

Your boy Connor.

[Frank the Tank]

That's the. That's the girl that Connor was the shooting hoops with.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Connor got.

[Reed]

Sorry.

[Kyle]

He got some play. Right?

[Frank the Tank]

I want Conor updates, by the way. He's driving me up a fucking wall. He's not giving us frustrating. He won't give us anything.

[Kyle]

Some math.

[Big Cat]

We got to get some smokes. I. I have a theory that your. Your. Your penis has a burner. Because I got a tweet last night that said, why is Smokes banging coworkers off limits when the entire rest of the company is banging each other's brains out? That could only come. That could only come directly from your cock.

[Nick]

Does your cock have a Twitter account?

[Nikki Smokes]

Look, great tweet, not my burner.

[Big Cat]

Okay? And we also have discussed this. That was a mutually agreed upon decision by the two of us. When you broke up with Annika, we were like, hey, maybe it's good if we just go somewhere else for hookups. Yeah. We. We.

[Nikki Smokes]

We got to stop putting meat on meat in the office.

[Big Cat]

Right, right, right.

[Nikki Smokes]

I think more people should listen.

[Big Cat]

Look, I. Yeah, this is actually proof positive of why co workers is probably not a great idea, but he's closed

[Ron]

the door behind himself. He's like, yeah, once I. Everybody. No one should do. You really shouldn't do.

[Big Cat]

He pulled up the ladder.

[Ron]

Yeah, he pulled up the ladder. Crazy.

[Nikki Smokes]

Everyone be in that office.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, I'm learning that. But, like, by literally by the hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nikki Smokes]

It is kind of crazy. I was saying the other day, I was like, everyone that works at this company is technically on the cast. Like, every. Everything has just been fair game.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, boys, Nikki and Tate, can you guys leave the screen?

[Frank]

Say it.

[Big Cat]

All right, here we go. Dude,

[Ron]

Why?

[Roan]

All right.

[Kyle]

What's up?

[Stephen Che]

What's up? What's up?

[Big Cat]

All right, Wait, wait, wait.

[Nick]

Why do you have to be chill? Who's on the other.

[Big Cat]

Who's.

[Nick]

Who are you looking at?

[Reed]

I mean, there's. There's some people on the other side, but it's fine. I. I can talk like. I can talk like.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right, so, Reed, let's start with this. Give us a recap of. Without anything about you. Give us a recap.

[Reed]

Everything about me, bro.

[Big Cat]

No, no, we'll get to that, but I just want the quick recap of everything that's transpired at. At spring break house.

[Reed]

Like, from. From.

[Ron]

All right,

[Reed]

Connor coming. Connor coming. Talking to that girl, and then just a whole bunch of. Just whole bunch of.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Frank the Tank]

See, It's a good recap, bro.

[Big Cat]

And that's.

[Ron]

I feel caught up.

[Nick]

You're out of a job.

[Ron]

Yeah. That was good.

[Reed]

I mean, dude. Yeah. I don't know.

[Lindor]

I'm not.

[Reed]

I'm not a big recap guy, dude. You guys know. Know this, too?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we do. All right. Yeah, go ahead.

[Nick]

Reed, do your socks smell worse than other people's socks?

[Reed]

I. I don't think so, but apparently Conrad was like, they smell. But I was like. I mean, that makes sense, though, because I'm in Vegas. It's hot.

[Nick]

You knew it was the socks immediately?

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah. Conrad just knew something smelled. You knew it was socks?

[Reed]

Yeah, for sure. My socks. It was like, 100. My socks. I definitely knew it was my socks, but, like, there's no. I don't know. I feel like that's fine, right? Like.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Roan]

No shame.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Reed. I'm Ron, bro. It's nice to meet you, dude.

[Reed]

It's great to meet you, bro. You're a fucking Legend.

[Ron]

Thank you, buddy. That's so nice. Off the record and in the chillest way possible, what's it going to take for you to crack Bri?

[Reed]

All right, dude. Well, dude, I'm not even on the show, and it's like.

[Ron]

Right? That's why it's cool.

[Reed]

Yeah, but, like, it's kind of hard to, like, kind of talk to her because it's like, I'm not on the show. You know what I'm saying? So, like, that was, like, my only interaction with her was like. Like, on camera. Like that. You know what I'm saying?

[Ron]

But you said you're hot, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, and it was chill.

[Ron]

It was chill.

[Big Cat]

Insane.

[Ron]

I know.

[Reed]

Like, dude, when I saw that, I texted. I. I texted Connor. I was like, like, no way, bro. I was like, what the. And then I know, I like, dude, I, like, froze for a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Because, dude, I talk like. Like, I talked about her on the yak. I was like, bro, she's so, like, famous and blah, blah, blah. Like, and then, dude, like, it just happened. You know what I'm saying? Truly unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

You were right, Reed. The cat did love it.

[Reed]

Yeah. Yeah. Did you like that? Even, like, bro, even, like. Yeah, it was like. It was like, mid video, and I thought.

[Big Cat]

Rando.

[Reed]

I was like, the cat's gonna. The cat's gonna eat this up. My brain is wired, like, to the cat. I was like, dude, this is the

[Big Cat]

cat content right now.

[Frank the Tank]

This is the cat. Now read.

[Big Cat]

I'm just telling back his video.

[Nick]

Reed, do you think the chick that friend zoned you has seen the clip calling you hot?

[Reed]

Dude, I've gotten. Bro, I've gotten people from, like, high school that I've, like, never talked to be like, dude, this is insane. This is insane. Like, everyone, like, everyone thinks I'm a part of the cast. I'm just not. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you should be.

[Reed]

No, no. Absolutely not.

[Ron]

That would be sick.

[Frank the Tank]

He should.

[Reed]

You should know. I'd be fucking terrible at this shit.

[Big Cat]

Dude, Reed, I got a question about your hotel room. Great video. Why?

[Reed]

Yeah, yeah, I got that up for you.

[Ron]

I got.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, but.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but. But you didn't show us the fridge.

[Frank the Tank]

No fridge. Read.

[Big Cat]

Oh, fuck.

[Reed]

Titus. I completely.

[Frank the Tank]

I want to know what's going on with the fridge.

[Kyle]

Reed, do you not have a fridge? You do, right?

[Nick]

We saw the plastic.

[Frank the Tank]

You still don't know?

[Big Cat]

Do you have a fridge?

[Reed]

I didn't check. I didn't check.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, my God.

[Reed]

There's got to be a fridge, though. There's got to be a fridge.

[Big Cat]

There's gotta be a fridge.

[Nick]

Do you typically leave your piss in the bowl?

[Reed]

Piss in the bowl?

[Big Cat]

What do you mean? You know what we mean. You didn't flush.

[Reed]

Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, dick, dude. Yeah, I mean, like. Yeah, I don't flush sometimes.

[Kyle]

Me.

[Nick]

No, no, I'm not getting on you.

[Big Cat]

It's actually good for the environment.

[Nick]

Come on, man.

[Big Cat]

You're being responsible for the environment, reed.

[Reed]

Yeah, no 100.

[Big Cat]

You're in a desert.

[Nick]

They need that water.

[Reed]

Exactly. Yeah, yeah, I'm preserving.

[Roan]

Reed, how are you and Lucas doing? Have you reconnected anymore since.

[Reed]

Yeah, he's fine.

[Nikki Smokes]

Dude.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what happened?

[Roan]

He said that Lucas is like, this.

[Nick]

Is that what he's like?

[Roan]

So I didn't know.

[Nick]

Is Lucas not a chiller?

[Reed]

No, he's a chiller. I actually like. Yeah, no, no, yeah, he's a chiller. We just like, kind of fight sometimes. You know what I'm saying?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but that's a chill. Like, chillers can fight.

[Reed]

Chillers can fight. Yeah, those can fight for sure, dude.

[Big Cat]

What about. What about Pete? Have you talked to Pete?

[Reed]

Yeah, I called them because I didn't.

[Big Cat]

Pizza's roommate run

[Ron]

like everything in all business. Pete got it.

[Reed]

I was filming everything and then I. I finally got some time at like. I think it was like 8 o' clock my time. Came a call and I was like, you seen this?

[Kyle]

I feel like this is just your everyday read.

[Reed]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I mean, that was a day that was the definition of, like, Loki. Just, like, having a throw day.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, Just another day at the Stool.

[Big Cat]

Just another day.

[Nick]

What?

[Reed]

I got chicken fried. Telling me I was hot.

[Nick]

Bro, that's so sick. That's so sick. Anyway, wait, you keep looking up. Is she. Is she in the. Is she.

[Reed]

No, no, no. But I'm just trying to keep it.

[Kyle]

Who's in your line of sight? Anyone say their initials?

[Big Cat]

Is Brianna there?

[Reed]

We're not. No, no, I. I would.

[Big Cat]

I would like to talk to both of you.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, I would too. Can you go get Briana?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Do you want to request.

[Reed]

I would leave, bro. I don't know. I. I couldn't do that, honestly.

[Ron]

Why? It seems chill.

[Big Cat]

Keegs. Keegs. Does Reed have a shot with Brianna? I think so, yeah.

[Roan]

Look how good.

[Big Cat]

Bri. Brie.

[Nick]

Is this your first experience?

[Reed]

I mean, this is insane right now.

[Frank the Tank]

Just another day at the Stool.

[Big Cat]

Chill.

[Nick]

Brianna. Brianna. Have you ever met a bigger chiller?

[Kyle]

No.

[Nick]

He's the number one chiller.

[Gabby]

That I've met.

[Nick]

Especially out here.

[Kyle]

I don't know anyone else besides him.

[Nick]

That's chilling.

[Roan]

Everyone else is kind of opposite.

[Reed]

They're just gassing me up right now. But yeah, I appreciate it, Cat. I appreciate it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we love him.

[Nick]

I just wanted to shout out.

[Big Cat]

Reed.

[Kyle]

Shout out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. No, Brianna. Reed, like, likes you.

[Reed]

No, I. I never really said that.

[Big Cat]

No, you said. No, not like that, dude. Just. No.

[Nick]

Like a fan. Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Read.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. Read.

[Roan]

No, don't make a face.

[Kyle]

Read.

[Ron]

No face.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Kyle]

Say something normal and boring.

[Big Cat]

Pretend you're boring.

[Ron]

Pretend.

[Frank the Tank]

No.

[Kyle]

Pretend you're.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no.

[Nick]

Talk about, like, laundry. Something boring.

[Ron]

Ah.

[Big Cat]

NFL draft.

[Kyle]

This day's dragon.

[Reed]

Las Vegas. Dude, what a place.

[Kyle]

Talk about how, like kind of sucks.

[Big Cat]

No. At least don't jerk off.

[Nick]

Reed.

[Frank the Tank]

Reed.

[Kyle]

Look bored and like laxadasical, but, like.

[Nick]

Reed, I can't, dude.

[Reed]

I can't help myself.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

I got a jerk off.

[Reed]

I'm getting the gitties, bro.

[Big Cat]

Got the gies. Reed, look at me. It's the cat. Dude, that was so sick.

[Reed]

That was the thing.

[Nick]

Anything.

[Reed]

Anything goes on the yak, bro. Anything goes on the yag. That's just insane.

[Nick]

We'll see where things go.

[Ron]

What?

[Nick]

She said we'll see where things go.

[Reed]

Well, dude, I'm the. Okay, I'm not on the show.

[Frank the Tank]

I think you might be.

[Reed]

Maybe like, maybe like after the show. Like, I don't know, like ask her.

[Big Cat]

I don't know, dude. Reed, have you asked her if she's a twin yet?

[Reed]

Oh, no, I should have, bro. I should have met like the first time I met her. I was like, yo, like, are you a twin, bro?

[Frank the Tank]

You tried it on Reed? What's your assignment as far as film and stuff? Do they put you with anyone?

[Reed]

Because like, no, it's kind of just like kind of go like anywhere and just try to film it like as much as possible, honestly.

[Frank the Tank]

Follow Brie around.

[Reed]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I would. I was filming Connor a lot last night,

[Roan]

so.

[Ron]

You filmed the jump shot video?

[Nick]

The what?

[Ron]

The jump shot video.

[Frank the Tank]

That was you?

[Reed]

I'm not even quite sure.

[Ron]

Honestly.

[Reed]

It's just like all these nights are kind of a blur because you're just up so late, you know? Yeah, right.

[Frank the Tank]

You've been there two nights

[Big Cat]

all these nights,

[Kyle]

you know, hours.

[Big Cat]

Tuesday night and Wednesday night. It's hard to tell between the two. It's all a. Yeah, bro.

[Kyle]

Are you a hard in veteran, dude?

[Reed]

Yeah, bro.

[Big Cat]

Just being so long you've been in Vegas for less than 48 hours.

[Reed]

No, that.

[Big Cat]

No, that.

[Reed]

Honestly, is crazy, though.

[Frank the Tank]

All these nights running.

[Reed]

Honestly. Seems like I've been here for a while.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, well, I mean, you got. You got a bana.

[Frank the Tank]

You gotta get her. You gotta get her. You gotta get her digits.

[Reed]

I mean. Dude, Titus. I'll try. I'll try.

[Nick]

Reed. Reed, it's Nick. Can I be dead honest with you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

I can see it happening, dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

For real?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

You just gotta be.

[Big Cat]

I think she's talking to someone, though, like, right now.

[Reed]

No, I think she's, like, actively, like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Meatball man. Do you get with the times, everyone?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Kate. Yeah, Kate's tapped in.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, meatball man.

[Roan]

But you're better than a meatball.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You're a chiller.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The ultimate chiller. What do you got on tap the rest of the day, Reed?

[Reed]

I gotta check the schedule. Just a bunch of filming and cutting some clips, dude.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just another day at the stool.

[Reed]

Just another day at the foot.

[Frank]

Is it.

[Reed]

Is that the phrase of, like. Yeah, the, like, month. Just another day at the stool.

[Big Cat]

I think it's. I think we gotta get, like.

[Kyle]

You just. Yeah. You just dubbed yourself the phrase of the month.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think we know. I think we gotta get it like the Notre Dame plaque. Yeah, Just. Just every time. Just remember, you're at the stool. Anything can happen.

[Reed]

And, dude. And this is the prime example of that cap.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Reed]

Like, what the.

[Gabby]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What the. Truly was.

[Reed]

Another day at the store, dude.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. All right. You got anything else for us, Reed?

[Reed]

No, I don't think so.

[Big Cat]

You know what? Are you going back to your room at all?

[Reed]

I was planning on eating, but I can go back if you want.

[Big Cat]

No, no, go eat and then go back to your room after you eat and zoom back in so we can see your fridge.

[Frank the Tank]

I just want to see that fridge.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Frank the Tank]

I just want to see what you're working with, bro.

[Reed]

What if I don't have the fridge?

[Big Cat]

That would be devastating.

[Nick]

Fired.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

All right, all right, all right.

[Big Cat]

Just, like, in the next hour, just zoom back in, all right? It's no rush. No rush. Okay.

[Reed]

All right. Sounds good.

[Frank the Tank]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right. See you read.

[Reed]

See you, boys.

[Nick]

See you read.

[Ron]

He's got a chance.

[Nick]

He's got. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

He is the funniest.

[Ron]

His foot's in the door.

[Big Cat]

The faces he made right now, he couldn't help it.

[Nick]

And then he had to, like, pantomime, jerking his dick.

[Kyle]

Egregious mouth. Mouth movement.

[Reed]

Just couldn't help it.

[Ron]

She was probably. She was still there. Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. She was right there. She was right there. Holy.

[Frank the Tank]

He's incredible.

[Big Cat]

I'm so mad at myself.

[Frank the Tank]

He's so genuine, too. He's just.

[Big Cat]

Everything just blows his mind.

[Ron]

But I think she'll like that, though, that he has this youthful look at the world.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Perspective is unjaded in a world where so many people's perspectives are jaded.

[Big Cat]

Well, when he hits her with the twins line too. Oh, she'll go to pick.

[Nick]

She'll melt.

[Big Cat]

He just goes up to chicks and says, are you. Are you a twin?

[Ron]

So crazy.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Because when it hits, like, just being like, how did you know that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. He just drills him with questions. That's what he says. He doesn't drink.

[Ron]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He does not.

[Ron]

So he stays sharp for the.

[Big Cat]

Doesn't smoke. First question takes Adderall and then just drills girls with questions.

[Ron]

Oh, my God.

[Frank the Tank]

What a unique cheat code. He said.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Asking questions.

[Ron]

I drink. Drinking's dead, bro.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's literally like a walking, like, New York Times piece.

[Ron]

Yeah. Kids are on Adderall and are obsessed with twins.

[Frank the Tank]

Alcohol out. Questions in.

[Big Cat]

God damn it. What a chiller.

[Ron]

That suite that they were all playing basketball in, I think that that's a famous suite. And I think that Diddy had a freak off in there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Did you guys already get to the box?

[Nick]

No, but I saw a tweet that was like, Diddy, the type of guy that says loser gets.

[Ron]

There's, like, basketball courts that his sons are. Or like, there's beds on basketball courts that his sons are staying on. They're like, did he had the beds on the basketball court too? That's how freaky that he was getting. And then I saw it. There can't be that many other beds on basketball.

[Kyle]

That has to be.

[Ron]

Is that frequent?

[Kyle]

That's got to be the one common.

[Big Cat]

Where is the pumps on the strip?

[Ron]

Yeah, I think so. It is, right? Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's right in the middle.

[Big Cat]

The. The view outside is insane. When they're doing. When you're doing the recap show, it's like, that's. It looks fake.

[Ron]

Connor's lenses started transitioning because it was so bright.

[Big Cat]

He started sunburning.

[Ron]

Yeah. Sunglasses. The longer the show went on, the

[Nick]

Star wars geek with transition lenses flew out to Rochelle Ryan.

[Big Cat]

It actually is a porn. Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Bill Nerd.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah. Yeah. We had him on mostly sports. He's not really giving us anything. We asked him about Rochelle and he's really frustrated. We're kind of talking. I don't know. We'll see where it goes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he doesn't.

[Frank the Tank]

He's just so coy. And he just wanted to go on.

[Big Cat]

On spring break.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He didn't.

[Frank the Tank]

He's not gonna. But I still don't believe his story about traveling out to Vegas yesterday. He was like, that's not like him. He said he missed his flight. The Connor Griffin. I know. If. If all eyeballs are on him and he's supposed to be getting out to Vegas and he just misses his flight, he would have his pants. He would have, like, been so stressed.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Frank the Tank]

He would have done like an emergency press conference from the airport, and instead he put out one tweet and he's like, I had a little. Had a little thing, I guess. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

But he left at 10 o' clock from here for a one o' clock flight.

[Frank the Tank]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Nick]

And then.

[Frank the Tank]

And there were like. They were like three other flights that went out to Vegas between his scheduled flight and the flight he actually took. And why he didn't get on any of those remains a mystery.

[Nick]

And then a checked bag for two days.

[Frank the Tank]

But then he didn't have a checked bag because, like, when he shows up, like, the clip of him showing up at the suite, he's got, like, a backpack and, like, a tiny gym bag.

[Nick]

Something's fishy.

[Ron]

He has cold feet.

[Frank the Tank]

Something's going on.

[Big Cat]

Something's going on.

[Kyle]

I agree.

[Ron]

Does he have a situationship at home?

[Kyle]

Oh, he doesn't have a situation shooting hoops with Catherine. If he had something.

[Ron]

But he said it was platonic. He said he was just exchanging numbers. Network.

[Frank the Tank]

He text his situationship. You might see me shooting hoops and. Or having sex.

[Nick]

I'm gonna pretend to have sex with Rochelle.

[Big Cat]

Ryan.

[Ron]

I'm gonna pretend to shoot hoops with Catherine.

[Nick]

A million apologies. I did do it.

[Frank the Tank]

I might shoot hoops and. Or

[Ron]

I couldn't believe that. I can't wait to see what Tate finds in the bathroom, too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

So where are we at Rome? Where are the loose ends? What's the.

[Ron]

I think that this new love triangle. But I think that that bridge has been burned. I think that that woman's feelings might have been hurt from all of her business getting out.

[Nick]

Fair.

[Kyle]

I get that.

[Big Cat]

Very fair.

[Ron]

So that could have been a juicy storyline, but I think that that's dried up. I think Katic, Ella, Dante, not gonna do much.

[Big Cat]

When's the last day?

[Ron]

I think there's two more recap shows. So everyone goes home on Saturday. So two more nights.

[Nick]

And then the best part is this is bizarro barstool, so no feelings are allowed to carry back to the office. Thank God we put that rule in place.

[Ron]

I was thinking about at the end, like, having somebody win the show.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

And, like, giving out a prize to someone.

[Nick]

Dante.

[Ron]

Someone wins the show, but then, like, they get to pick if they want to split the money with somebody else or something like that.

[Kyle]

Like that.

[Ron]

And I don't even tell them how much money it is. Maybe it's just $50.

[Nick]

What if they win another week in Vegas?

[Ron]

They get this day. Yeah. It's been. It's been pretty wild. It's been. It's been more explosive than anyone could have imagined.

[Big Cat]

I mean, you're doing a great job. And it's like. It's very hard to. It's just. It's a hard thing to navigate because they're all work together, and they all hate each other. And, like.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All their, like, dirty laundry is getting aired out for everyone.

[Ron]

Yeah. Years of years of dirty laundry.

[Big Cat]

And then they get on the recap show, and they don't want to tell you anything.

[Ron]

I know. And it's just, like, I just have to find it out from the other producers.

[Big Cat]

We might just have to start next year if we do it. It's just the recap show is.

[Ron]

Is at 2am While they're all still up. Yeah. Hope was, but, like, good idea. When Ella gets up, though, I think that she just, like, screams obscenities over other people. I don't think she's, like, more illuminated.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

She's some. I mean, they have cracked the code in terms of Katie Canela just out 2 for 2 for 2 being like, we're just gonna go and have the best time ever.

[Ron]

Yeah. But if that was all the show was correct, it would get canceled. No, no.

[Gabby]

They.

[Big Cat]

They cornered the market. It can't be anyone else.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No one else can get in on the fun.

[Ron]

Yeah. That's crazy. And they don't even want to invite other people to them.

[Big Cat]

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[Stephen Che]

All right, 25 minutes. 1:30.

[Nick]

Get ready, singers.

[Ron]

Gotta shave that head again and get the leopard print back.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that was a good.

[Stephen Che]

I'm in like an awkward in between phase where I. I want it to be longer. It here takes a long time to grow I guess. But yeah, I did kind of like the leopard print.

[Ron]

You look like a clown without your leopard print hair.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

It's your most natural state with the seven hour process.

[Kyle]

Like a freak without it.

[Big Cat]

Dude.

[Frank]

Dude.

[Ron]

I can't believe Nikki Smokes just learned about that. All that stuff about periods.

[Nick]

Do you guys ever wonder how we could work with these soulless.

[Ron]

That men was hilarious.

[Frank the Tank]

It's unbelievable.

[Kyle]

Can no one else appreciate that?

[Ron]

That he's just. That he's so much better than everybody.

[Kyle]

It's unbelievable.

[Frank the Tank]

It's.

[Nick]

He's wearing like a suit jacket today and he went. He like beeline to Austin, Dave's guy. And Austin's just wearing like a Celtics jacket and jeans and mincy very blatantly just like I love your outfit today, man. And then he's just waiting for Austin to say something about it.

[Roan]

I hate to say it. I walked by him upstairs and I did clock that he was wearing a nice outfit and I almost said oh, what are you And I was like no, just keep going.

[Ron]

Do you want to know the answer?

[Roan]

Because I asked.

[Ron]

He had to buy a bunch of suits because he thought he was going to be in out there for spring break this week and so that this was his going to the club in Vegas outfit that he had purchased which is a conversation starting jacket.

[Big Cat]

Sure.

[Roan]

He looks very nice.

[Kyle]

Look at him.

[Roan]

It's very nice.

[Nick]

It's nice. It does.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

How does he look? How's he always look? Like a kindergartner.

[Ron]

Looks like a kindergartner who's about to sell you a call.

[Nick]

Like every photo of him should have like a pasta frame around it.

[Kyle]

That's why I'm laughing at it. Instead of being like this evil.

[Frank the Tank]

The worst fate on him.

[Kyle]

Don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to a probably a brain eating amoeba.

[Ron]

That's probably.

[Nick]

He picked it up in a the bayou.

[Kyle]

His amoeba has eaten the perfect amount of his brain and no one is appreciating eating it. It's slowly eating and then regurgitating parts of the neurotissue back in. So we can still like somewhat function. But we're in the perfect era of Ben Mint's amoeba and people want him dead.

[Ron]

And if it was one inch to the left, it would like have his left side paralyzed. And if it was one inch to the right, he could speak French or

[Kyle]

something in the perfect spot. It is like it defies physics.

[Nick]

It's a picky eater. It's not going to take any physical toll.

[Big Cat]

You guys brought up the Minty tweet.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean it's, it's so like one, you're just basically saying my friends hate everyone that you work with. And then two, how is his. He's the most soulless we've got.

[Frank the Tank]

How can you.

[Ron]

Haha.

[Big Cat]

Here's me talking about all my co

[Nick]

workers and if I got that text, I'm not telling any of you guys,

[Big Cat]

but it is a weird window into it, like his friend group that they're watching this appalled. But then they, they're friends with him.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Frank the Tank]

They not follow him.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kyle]

I can't stress enough. His Approval rating is 0.

[Big Cat]

0. Nobody. No, not one person.

[Frank the Tank]

What lies are. What is he telling his friends or

[Ron]

like what are their values? Yeah, like what's their set of values that they're like these people are, are bad and you are good.

[Big Cat]

It's crazy. I'm. I'm. I'm like. I think this is what happens with me and Mincy is I just, I go in waves and right now I'm just like. It's tough. It's basically like Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan, like war on drugs. Right now I'm. I'm as hard as I can.

[Nick]

Well, you're the reason the approval rating 0. You're the last holdout.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right, Right. But now it's like if you have, if you have like a speck of cocaine, you're getting 20. So that's how I'm treating him right now where I'm just disgusted with him. Him I'll get soft on crime again. But right now he's in the slammer.

[Ron]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's just a despicable streets abhorrent person.

[Ron]

He's Giuliani.

[Nick]

He's always trying to outsmart you.

[Big Cat]

I know. And it's never.

[Frank the Tank]

You guys are Tom and Jerry.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He's constantly plotting, trying to catch Jerry,

[Ron]

which illuminates what he thinks of you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, big time. He probably has texts of people being like, yeah, Big Cat's such an idiot. He'll fall it for.

[Nick]

He's eating out of the palm of my head.

[Big Cat]

I'll see. I'll see you in Mexico. For widespread panic. All I have to do is tell Big Cat I'm gonna do a water slide video.

[Nick]

I bet you he sent screenshots of you approving trips. He's like, dumbass.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Did even, like. Even the way he tweeted. Blutman was like, me and Bosco were going to Louisville, and he was like, enjoy, fellow. Like, almost like he wanted credit for letting them go to Louisville because he got denied.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's just. Oh, a despicable person through and through, but I can't get enough.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[Reed]

It's the amoeba.

[Big Cat]

It's the amoeba.

[Kyle]

He's everybody, like, all right, I'm gonna be good for a week.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

He'll come up and brag. He's like, yeah, I've been really good for these last two weeks.

[Big Cat]

All right. Yeah.

[Frank]

Cool.

[Ron]

Does that mean you're a man? Anybody? Okay.

[Frank the Tank]

That is a kindergartner.

[Nick]

I've all my floors for two, Dan. I've been good, and you know it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Come on. I've been so good. Being good for him is just. Is physically being in this office. Yeah, that's it. That's the. That's the baseline for him of, like, I've been good and talking people dressed up.

[Ron]

Yeah. He wore his best pink coat, was good to go. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

He just slinks away when he get. When I get. It's. It is very, like. Like, parent, child relationship because. Oh, there he is right now. He's going out. Oh, no, Gabby. Get this. Get this, Gabby.

[Roan]

And he's hoping. He's waiting for someone to walk up to him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there he is,

[Ron]

Back on camera.

[Frank the Tank]

He's gonna.

[Ron]

The camera is.

[Big Cat]

No, he's gonna come. He's gonna talk to someone for 10 minutes about himself, and then he's gonna go up to McDermott and be like, just close the deal.

[Ron]

Yeah, I got Nike for you guys.

[Big Cat]

No, but he. When he knows I'm mad at him, he will, like, actively avoid. Like, he'll.

[Ron]

He.

[Big Cat]

He won't make eye contact with me. He'll, like, scurry away when I'm, like, walking through the hallways. It's very funny. It's very like, little kid, like, oh, Dad's around.

[Roan]

Wait, can we look at Spider leading this tour group with his little flag, like, he's out in the city right now. That's so cute.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Why is he.

[Roan]

I don't know if you can see.

[Ron]

Are people getting lost?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they are.

[Roan]

Where's he taking the cutest thing I've ever seen?

[Nick]

Look at him.

[Big Cat]

What were you gonna say, Ron?

[Ron]

I'm just. I was marveling at the same thing, I guess. This are people, like. That's like when you have a bunch of Germans walking around, like, downtown Manhattan.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Segue tours.

[Kyle]

So is this a completely different squad from last year?

[Big Cat]

No, I think it's a lot of overlap. A lot of the same.

[Kyle]

Yeah, same.

[Big Cat]

So they're warmed up.

[Nick]

They're expecting this.

[Kyle]

Che. They're already warm.

[Big Cat]

I don't like how nervous he is.

[Ron]

What is he about to do?

[Big Cat]

He's about to do stand up in front of these.

[Ron]

No, he's not.

[Big Cat]

Made him do it last year.

[Ron]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

I think Kate actually died during it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And my soul left my body.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

That.

[Nick]

You haven't been the same.

[Big Cat]

Hey, why don't you intro him today?

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Ron]

Or open for him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, why don't you? No, Kate, you should bring him up.

[Roan]

Oh, my God, I would die.

[Big Cat]

No, I mean, you should actually. You know what? You will.

[Frank the Tank]

Really Good.

[Big Cat]

You'll. You'll bring him up.

[Nick]

You're not allowed to say sorry.

[Big Cat]

Nope.

[Roan]

Don't do this. I was talking to people earlier who were here last year, and that's the first thing they all brought up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

And some of them still didn't quite understand what had happened to them.

[Big Cat]

No moment.

[Roan]

They're like, is that guy gonna talk again?

[Ron]

Did that. Did that seal deals or did that lose deals last year or what?

[Nick]

It cost millions.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We're still in a hole.

[Stephen Che]

Gotta think. Sealed some deals. No.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'd agree.

[Ron]

How many minutes did you do last year?

[Stephen Che]

Maybe two or two.

[Nick]

Felt longer.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, I got. I got 90 seconds and two minutes.

[Big Cat]

But a little crowd work, Stephen, you have to do a little crowd work. You used to be one of these people.

[Stephen Che]

I. I got a. Relate to them.

[Ron]

I.

[Stephen Che]

I had a joke that I was gonna do, and I. It's. It's been pulled for.

[Big Cat]

Oh, little Skittles.

[Nick]

It was too.

[Reed]

No, no, no.

[Big Cat]

Because I know little Skittles might have been pulled.

[Stephen Che]

I'm not doing little. I did that last year.

[Big Cat]

Right. But it also can't. I. I heard that Stephen was not allowed to do.

[Nick]

We got mini Starbursts in the crowd tonight.

[Big Cat]

Little Skittles being too hot for the sales.

[Ron]

What aren't you allowed to tell? What's it about?

[Stephen Che]

I mean, I can say it in here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Outside there's a. Or there's a big poster coming in that says, like, barstool Sports. Sports and culture conference. I was gonna say game's the wrong place to get some culture on the culture. Ain't nobody but white guys in here.

[Big Cat]

Why not?

[Stephen Che]

I was told maybe. Maybe not the place for that. So.

[Big Cat]

And then you could be like, but I'm actually half white, so I can say that.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Yep.

[Ron]

That's good. But saying eight also makes it a little bit.

[Kyle]

Are you gonna reference your race?

[Stephen Che]

No, I'm gonna keep it pretty.

[Big Cat]

Chinatown. Oh, chay.

[Nick]

That would crush. Wait, Kyle, what should he say?

[Kyle]

Chinatown. That would get the crowd.

[Nick]

What a good.

[Ron]

Try1ch.

[Stephen Che]

I. I don't have. Whatever that was. I. I'm work. I'm working on some more impressions.

[Frank the Tank]

We'll.

[Stephen Che]

I have to refine them over the next.

[Big Cat]

More impressions.

[Stephen Che]

Not. Not for. Not for today. Not for.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What are you working on? What's in the lab?

[Stephen Che]

More Chris Tucker.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Ron]

I feel like you have a good Obama.

[Big Cat]

Do you?

[Stephen Che]

Obama?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

You do.

[Nick]

You're already Obama.

[Ron]

You should do it.

[Roan]

See it.

[Stephen Che]

I don't think I've ever done Obama.

[Nick]

That was good.

[Ron]

Just say oh in the middle of it and that's the same thing. You kind of do it like Tailgate Ted from the Washington Redskins. Famous tailgater.

[Big Cat]

Do you know best video ever? When they took over the Hard Rock.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

They took that thing over.

[Ron]

They dunked on us badly. Tailgate Ted. And he sounds just like Obama. And you sound just like him. So I think that there's kind of a. A natural Obama that you could do.

[Stephen Che]

I'll look into that. We did just get a text from Tate. Full investigation is out of the.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay, let's see it.

[Nick]

Oh, wait, the rooms.

[Roan]

Oh, God.

[Kyle]

Eight minutes.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Tate hasn't seen his fiance in a

[Big Cat]

month and he's looking for come blood income now.

[Gabby]

The bed was made way too well. Looks like he did sleep in it. But he is saying that the reason it was made well is because he did not take her to the bed. He took her to the bathroom. So we'll go.

[Ron]

Tate's about to taste the floor like salt.

[Frank the Tank]

We got.

[Nick]

Oh, what's up with everybody?

[Big Cat]

There's pee.

[Ron]

If it's yellow, let it mellow.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Lucy.

[Nick]

Oh, is it him that's been doing it?

[Gabby]

Not much evidence in the trash.

[Ron]

Okay.

[Gabby]

And we're looking for signs of residue in here.

[Frank the Tank]

God.

[Gabby]

Actually let me go.

[Big Cat]

Oh, real quick.

[Ron]

I can't believe take out shadow band from Twitter ever come searches

[Big Cat]

not seeing much.

[Nick]

Gotta get closer, I guess. Jesus.

[Gabby]

Let me go check and see if he showered with.

[Frank the Tank]

There's seven more minutes of this or.

[Ron]

Yeah, what could.

[Gabby]

What could happen Brought her into the shower. Give me one second, folks.

[Big Cat]

Smokes?

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Gabby]

When you say that you took her into the shower, did you shower with her or did you just take her into the shower because she was on her period?

[Nikki Smokes]

I took her in the shower because she's on her period.

[Gabby]

And then you guys. Did you turn on the water? How did. Can you give me a little more details of what I'm looking for here? So she was. Well, she was dressed.

[Big Cat]

How's this?

[Ron]

Eight minutes.

[Gabby]

You both got undressed, you got into the shower.

[Roan]

Five minutes is these two in the shower. Show me exactly how. Now we're our clothes off for our.

[Nick]

I'm pretty sure you were harder than this.

[Gabby]

I want you to stand where you were standing.

[Nick]

Oh, Kate, you might be right.

[Nikki Smokes]

That never bothered me. She's like, all right, let's just do it in the shower. I said, sounds good. Then I lay here, she sits on top of me. We start making out. Take the little yellow thing off here. Bang. Sucking the titties. Cool. Should we stop wasting time, go to the shower?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, come on.

[Nikki Smokes]

Okay, cool. So then we go over here.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

Clothes taking off right there. That's what I wore last night. Like right next to the shower.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Nikki Smokes]

I follow multiple towels heading up. Her towel, my towel.

[Gabby]

Can you get in the shower and

[Big Cat]

show me where she wants. Right.

[Nikki Smokes]

I come in, shower on.

[Kyle]

Then

[Nikki Smokes]

arms get tired. I said, here, just put your hands on the wall.

[Big Cat]

She's like this bends over.

[Gabby]

Where exactly where? Her hands on the wall would you say? Right here, Hands there and then where the lower.

[Ron]

Right here.

[Frank]

Here.

[Big Cat]

Even the bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Came.

[Gabby]

Where did you come

[Nick]

out?

[Nikki Smokes]

Little landed on left ass cheek. Rest on my hand here. Cuz I wanted to make sure I got it all out. You don't want to cl.

[Ron]

Oh, with the left. He finished with the left.

[Nikki Smokes]

Shower off.

[Gabby]

Well, did you wash her off? Oh, I have right now I have. Come on.

[Lindor]

Left ass cheek.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah, I mean she probably wiped it off with the towel.

[Gabby]

Not in the shower though.

[Big Cat]

I don't.

[Nikki Smokes]

I don't remember who wiped the come off her ass. Yeah, it either came Who?

[Frank the Tank]

Who? I don't remember.

[Ron]

There's so many of us here.

[Big Cat]

It's Connor Griffin.

[Ron]

It's all there.

[Frank the Tank]

Connor was standing right here the whole time.

[Reed]

That's what he flew out for.

[Big Cat]

He's the pit crew for folks. Oh, look.

[Gabby]

And Smoke's.

[Big Cat]

That's a hairpin. Oh.

[Nikki Smokes]

I don't if it's hers or not. Let's get confirmed. I. And if you want to run this little bit and feed into these dweebs and you think I would lie about this, by all means, go for it. I don't care.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Here. Meek, will you get in here?

[Gabby]

I want you to put your feet where Smokes.

[Kyle]

His feet were.

[Gabby]

So Smokes was here?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Stand there.

[Stephen Che]

Right here.

[Gabby]

Facing the. Facing the wall.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And then he doesn't need to film this, does he?

[Ron]

Sure.

[Big Cat]

Here.

[Gabby]

So I'm going to stand in front.

[Ron]

Yeah, there is space piece.

[Gabby]

Okay. And then did Smokes come out?

[Nick]

Okay, That's a. I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Investigation. Wait, what was that last piece? I just love how serious.

[Stephen Che]

Calling it official.

[Gabby]

Nikki smokes last night.

[Nikki Smokes]

Thank you, sir. Thank you, Mr. Morris.

[Frank the Tank]

Huge.

[Ron]

The Bobby Penn official body.

[Nikki Smokes]

I feel bad for people that like, get arrested for crimes they didn't do.

[Big Cat]

Like, now I'm everything on the bed. Okay. I just love how serious Smokes takes it. Like, it's.

[Lindor]

It's.

[Kyle]

I think he thought we all really did want him to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. No, he thought this whole thing like, he thought we were like genuinely disappointed in the fact that he didn't know sex.

[Ron]

He.

[Big Cat]

He really did. Like, he was like, these guys are putting so much pressure on me. My boss is up my ass because I haven't this week. He took it so seriously. And that's perfect.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

So funny.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Ron]

He doesn't run out of steam. His dude, he gets. He gets the show in a very unique way.

[Big Cat]

He's. He's the mvp. It's. He's him. Kelly are the two that are like the stirs of everything.

[Ron]

Yes. And he. He's had his own drama too. Like, she's been able to like amplify other people's drama. His has been all him. And then he drops that name yesterday. He's just a agent of chaos.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he really is.

[Kyle]

Go meet for meat.

[Big Cat]

I love that it's seven dudes, three girls now. I hope we end up with just all dudes.

[Frank the Tank]

All dudes.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Ending with all.

[Big Cat]

All dudes. Just Katic. It's been like, what should we. Should we just each other?

[Nick]

It's been his master plan.

[Ron]

Oh, they said that they're, they're K Dick and Smokes are annoyed with Goldfinger which was. Oh, hurt my heart to hear why. I think he's annoying.

[Big Cat]

His face is annoying because it doesn't change there.

[Ron]

He was like I was going through a really tough time yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Open mouth, smile.

[Big Cat]

That's what we were saying when, when the lead up to the keeg. Goldfinger's like, I king's gonna like she's not gonna be able to, she's gonna get so frustrated because he does not stop smiling.

[Ron]

Yeah. He can't turn it off. And he turns it up when he gets a little bit drunk too.

[Nick]

He gets happier.

[Ron]

I think so. I think he's immutably happy.

[Frank the Tank]

He's still out there, little drunk.

[Ron]

Yes. And he's not coming home. And situationship are not. I gave him a lot of outs to kind of come home today. I was like, why? Why are you still out there? And they're just like he said, I don't know. And he's staying interesting, him and him in situations.

[Frank the Tank]

I saw him give the goodbye speech that no one was listening to.

[Roan]

Oh, so he's saying goodbye like he wants to go but he's not leaving.

[Ron]

Right.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Kyle]

It sounds like he up a work assignment and feels bad about that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but he didn't.

[Ron]

But is that like this is, I'm not saying this is bigger than his work assignments, but like no one else could do what he's doing out there and someone else could probably cover for his work assignment temporarily. Interesting. Interesting Cat.

[Nick]

Oh, Jesus.

[Big Cat]

Oh no, no.

[Nick]

Sentel.

[Frank the Tank]

Sentel.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there was another Sentel. Go to, go to Centel.

[Roan]

The kic ribs one made me laugh out loud.

[Big Cat]

Go to, go to Sentel. There was one that was killing me. It's so good.

[Nick]

I've fallen for I think 80% of these.

[Big Cat]

This one. Yeah. People have noticed the Brady's tattoo is a Frank the Tank. I worked as a court clerk. I settled as a court clerk. I studied broadcasting in college and it took, I, I, I never stutter up though. And that's the lesson. Never give up your dream. And now I am working my dream job here at Barstool. Never give up your dream, Frank.

[Ron]

He's not like a Jack Fasoli, is he? Where? He's just like bought in. He's just a Viva guy. Just another day at the stool type of guy.

[Nick]

Who's this?

[Ron]

Might be Brady. Oh, is he situation ship. I think that he's just very plugged into everything. Barstool. And like, just rides for the brand.

[Big Cat]

No, but he doesn't, though. He's. He's a rider.

[Reed]

Oh.

[Ron]

He only rides for Rico.

[Nick]

He.

[Big Cat]

They asked him who he loves and he's like. They're like, do you listen to the yak? He's like, no. Do you listen to this? No. He's like, I just like Rico and Jerry.

[Gabby]

Right?

[Big Cat]

And then if you look at his Twitter, it's just retweets of Rico.

[Ron]

Meek even tried to get him with a gotcha and he was like, do you watch Bosco Industries? He said, yes. He said, what's his most recent episode? And he got. He.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's just a rider.

[Ron]

He doesn't miss a. Bosco Industries through and through.

[Big Cat]

Huge come up for the riders to have, like a normal guy, you know,

[Ron]

that's who they all are. What are you talking about?

[Big Cat]

I mean, I'm a writer.

[Ron]

Yeah, exactly.

[Big Cat]

You're 20, 25. Those flags fly forever. Stephen, you want to do an ad real quick? You want to do Reese's?

[Stephen Che]

Would love to.

[Big Cat]

Thank you.

[Ron]

Reese's.

[Stephen Che]

Some fans believe in teams of destiny, but I believe everything happens for Reese's. Just think about that. What is the only thing every team or athlete wants? It's a championship. Why? Because half of them are called cups. Stanley World rider, just like Reese's. Luckily, scoring a Reese's cup is way easier than winning a championship. It's almost like you're destined to get one right now. Because everything happens for a Reese's. Pick one. Up, up today again, everything happens for Reese's. Get [e-mail] Reese's the best candy ever, bar none.

[Big Cat]

Easily the new. Marshmallow ones are so the new and

[Kyle]

the old love it all.

[Ron]

It's very true.

[Big Cat]

Oh,

[Roan]

Frank the tank.

[Big Cat]

Speak of the devil. I spy.

[Roan]

There he goes.

[Nick]

What's he doing here?

[Big Cat]

Oh, no. He's gonna try to come in that door.

[Roan]

He can't figure it out.

[Frank]

No.

[Ron]

Who's he at presents or is he. What's he. What's he Looks.

[Frank the Tank]

He worked for one of these companies.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[Frank the Tank]

Moonlights for corporate world.

[Big Cat]

Should we have carriage old Metro Che.

[Roan]

That would be good.

[Ron]

I'll have him give a little.

[Roan]

Yes, yes. That's the move.

[Ron]

Or have him intro Kate.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Improv Kate's introduction.

[Ron]

Hey, Frank. Oh, walk number 1000 is coming up soon.

[Big Cat]

What's up, Frank?

[Nick]

What's up, man?

[Roan]

Hello. Hello there.

[Big Cat]

Sit right there. Hey, you want to go around that way? Because it's tough to get in here.

[Frank]

Like you guys slip to a lot more places now because you're scared.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You look great.

[Kyle]

Look at you.

[Ron]

Yeah, look at that balance in the nobles.

[Nick]

Roan just said you have a walk a thousand coming.

[Frank]

Yeah, Walk one down. Decided where it's going to be yet, but I think it's going be an epic walk.

[Nick]

Yeah. Oh, it will be.

[Big Cat]

You look great. Great to see you. Also fresh off a Mets win.

[Frank the Tank]

Huge win.

[Big Cat]

Did you like our Lindor interview? Nope.

[Ron]

Hey, all I.

[Frank]

All I want, All I have to say is this. I wish he'd like his teammates as much as he likes the opposing team.

[Big Cat]

Well, I mean, he.

[Frank]

He's smiling, he's playing grab ass with the other team, and then Juan Soto, he doesn't want to give him a phone call while he's on the injury list. Well, I think. I think so. I think Lindor might be going on the injuries now. Are they gonna freeze him out too?

[Ron]

Is he.

[Frank]

Is he gonna be like. Or is he gonna be dead to the team? I mean, Wat. Tilda just came back from the injury, said he was like, dead to the team. Yeah, he didn't even call him. I mean, what are we doing here?

[Ron]

Yeah, Frank, what do you think of all the people going home on beach house, you think they need to toughen up a little bit?

[Frank]

You know that just. The less I know about that, the better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

There, Frank.

[Big Cat]

That's a fact. Are you. You're here for the draft show, right?

[Frank]

Yes, I am.

[Big Cat]

Love that.

[Ron]

What are you going to be doing?

[Frank]

Playing the piano again?

[Big Cat]

Hell yes.

[Frank]

Or do you got the keys set?

[Ron]

Have you practiced it? Have you practiced at all since last year?

[Frank]

I. I already hit it a couple times. I hit it a couple times when I was in there.

[Ron]

Sing it for us. How does it go? Very true. That's exactly right. But yeah, that's a classic role. The Dolphins have two first round picks, I believe.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Ron]

One for the waddle trade. They need everything though, right?

[Frank]

They had. There are $170 million in dead cap space, so get the foundational pieces. You got Devon Hn, he's your running back. Malik Willis, whatever. For best or better or worse, he's going to be the quarterback. Likely more for worse because, you know, he wasn't good in Tennessee, he wasn't good in Green Bay.

[Big Cat]

He was good at Green Bay. Yeah, he was. He was better than Jordan Love in the game. He came in.

[Frank]

I don't. I don't believe in him.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Frank]

I don't. But build with the offensive line. Yeah, that's what I want offensive line. I want. I want offensive line to be the primary focus. The defensive back is not. Secondary is not good. So go after maybe someone in the secondary. Yeah, I don't want to wide receiver until I could go to the fourth round.

[Ron]

You think that Arnold would like kb?

[Frank]

I think he would. Yeah.

[Nick]

Everybody.

[Ron]

I think he would, too.

[Frank]

I think he would.

[Kyle]

I seemed.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What are your thoughts on Mikey Betts out in Vegas right now?

[Big Cat]

You guys are brothers.

[Frank]

Well, hopefully we don't get. Hopefully we don't get a. A blue video. I mean, Dave was. Dave was blue.

[Big Cat]

He was blue.

[Nick]

Did Mikey vets accidentally film up a blue video?

[Frank]

Well, you. Did you see the Dave walking to Super Bowl? It was like this blue hue on it.

[Kyle]

Well, say what you want about Mikey, he works his ass off. Tireless ethic. Whether it's on camera or off camera. I think he's good for the company.

[Ron]

Right? Yeah.

[Frank]

I think he's very talented. And I could see him sitting in one of these chairs one day.

[Ron]

Oh, yeah. How does that make you feel?

[Frank]

That's fine.

[Nick]

I mean, you're like a talent incubator.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I mean, he's like your McAfee.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah. So you roof it to do. Well, is anybody else in the pipeline to, like, kind of fill his spot or Jinx's spot eventually when they go on to be super duper stars?

[Frank]

Well, I know somebody I'd like to grab. Oh, Wyatt.

[Nick]

Oh, you and our Wild.

[Big Cat]

That's what I'm Yankees fan.

[Frank]

Yeah, well, he'd be great for the. The. The team. Frank Tank.

[Frank the Tank]

Ah, it. You can have him.

[Frank]

I mean, Enterprises.

[Big Cat]

What are you gonna give us? You're gonna give us Mikey Betts for Wyatt?

[Frank]

That might be a fair trade.

[Kyle]

You'd be willing to part ways with Mikey?

[Frank]

I mean, Wyatt I know wants to be back in New York.

[Nick]

Your boss didn't know.

[Big Cat]

Where's Wyatt? Yeah, right.

[Kyle]

Something here.

[Big Cat]

Oh, poor Wyatt.

[Roan]

Wyatt's been bitching about his pay.

[Big Cat]

I don't think they're set up yet.

[Ron]

What are you seeing?

[Frank]

The boy he's missing. He's. Well, he's already edited a couple of

[Nick]

videos for me, and they're pretty solid.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Talented guy.

[Frank]

Yes, he is.

[Nick]

Now, we know about Jinx. We know about Bets. Is there any unsung heroes on Team Frank that we don't know about?

[Frank]

Well, he's coming back again this summer. Harrison Francesa. Oh, I mean, Harrison Francesa. I mean, he's the next generation.

[Big Cat]

Go out there.

[Frank]

I mean, Steven.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank]

I mean, his father's of course. You know who his father is, right? Mike Francesa basically created sports radio.

[Ron]

My guy Max shot some stuff for you.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

How is he?

[Frank]

Very good.

[Ron]

Yeah, he's good. He's very good.

[Frank]

We got a lot of talented people at the office.

[Nick]

Good.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[Nick]

Of course, Clemmer

[Frank]

Clever's more talent.

[Ron]

Yeah, but he's not talented. He's more talented. Solely the solo. Yeah. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Frank, we're gonna. We gotta. We're gonna do something with Stephen Shea right now. Now. So we'll see you tonight on the draft show.

[Frank]

Yes, yes.

[Big Cat]

Great to see you.

[Frank]

I got. I. I gotta go out and film a raw dog, get my walk in. Anyway, I gotta go.

[Frank the Tank]

Love it.

[Frank]

I went to this place that has hot dogs on the sign and they go, oh, we don't serve hot dogs.

[Nick]

What?

[Roan]

What?

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Stephen Che]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

All right, I'll text you, Frank, because I. I kind of want to get outside and walk a little today.

[Nikki Smokes]

Maybe we'll walk.

[Frank]

All right, well, I'm gonna go.

[Nick]

You look great, Frank.

[Frank]

I should say where I'm gonna walk, but.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, just go for a walk.

[Frank]

I'm gonna walk to nearby park.

[Big Cat]

All right. Love it.

[Roan]

All right.

[Big Cat]

All right. See you, Frank.

[Frank]

All right, see you later.

[Big Cat]

You're the best. All right. Do we have Stephen Shay, Gabby? Do you have it? Do you have a mic out there, Gabby? Yeah, he's getting set up. Okay.

[Frank the Tank]

Holy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, boy. Here we go.

[Roan]

Roan, were you here for this last year?

[Ron]

I was not. This is my first time seeing this.

[Big Cat]

It's so uncomfortable.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Sometimes I like this kind of stuff, and sometimes I love.

[Big Cat]

You. Love it.

[Ron]

I just can't believe that he has a different part of his brain eaten by the amoeba that, like, it doesn't get nervous in front of a room full of.

[Nick]

Did Chan Mincy ever go in the same pond? Is there footage?

[Big Cat]

But, Ron, I mean, I miss you all the time, Ron, but when I really miss you is when we get a really uncomfortable moment on the act and everyone wants to be out of here except for me. And I'm like, I need you got

[Ron]

to sit in it.

[Big Cat]

Stay in the pocket.

[Nick]

Sucks.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Guys, ask if anybody farts in that ass or whatever. The fart poop with that ass. If I could fart myself, I would have never had to say that. But I just have a farting problem.

[Nikki Smokes]

Yeah.

[Ron]

And an offset.

[Nick]

Kate, are you pre uncomfortable?

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. It's actually more potent.

[Nick]

Yeah, I. I sense it over here.

[Roan]

He was saying that the previous. I was driving through rural Indiana recently for Easter to see family. And I passed last Twin Kiss ice cream. And right away I was like Ray Romano. You guys have ruined my brain. Yes, Twin Kiss.

[Big Cat]

And he will introduce our special guest. All right, thanks, everyone.

[Lindor]

Couple housekeeping notes.

[Big Cat]

Everybody had good lunch.

[Lindor]

The ice cream machine is pumping and working on right. So the cream team will be happy

[Reed]

to fill it up.

[Lindor]

I see some of you have your ice cream. It's a great sugar rush in the afternoon.

[Big Cat]

If you start doing a little bit

[Lindor]

of this head nodding. Nice to meet you all. I've been in the Chicago ag community for almost 15 years. I was an agency side. I was at Beam Suntory for a long time. I've been a bars for almost seven years. And so we're really happy to have

[Big Cat]

a lot of you who have been

[Lindor]

curious about this space walk around, take pictures, aforementioned ice cream, coffee flavor all day. We're going to start the afternoon sessions, but I want to bring somebody up here who I think is going to bring really a burst of energy into this afternoon programming. Stephen Che is the international man of mystery here at Barstool. When I first started, he was on the ad trafficking team. He is also our fantasy football expert. Today is Stephen's Super Bowl. It's the draft. So he's been putting out his list of mock drafts all week. He is an avid swimmer. He once ran a 44 40. He's a producer on the act. But today he's not doing any of those skills. He's going to tickle your funny bone here for a little bit. So, Stephen, after you, sir.

[Ron]

God.

[Stephen Che]

What's up, Chicago? How we doing?

[Reed]

Great.

[Stephen Che]

I moved here about three years ago. Wouldn't win this office. So Ben wanted to learn some things about Chicago. You know, Chicago has its own flag. You guys familiar with the Chicago flag? Beautiful white flag. Got some light blue stripes and there's four red stars on the flag. It's beautiful. It's a nice flag. A lot of city pride, which I love to see. But I was trying to learn about the flag. I learned one of the stars represents the Great Chicago. Chicago Fire. Great Chicago fire of 1871 burned down over 17,000 structures.

[Big Cat]

Killed hundreds of people.

[Stephen Che]

You don't have to put that on your flag. I don't think that's necessarily what you want to be done for.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Frank the Tank]

How was that Bad?

[Big Cat]

Better than no. No. Do we lose?

[Stephen Che]

I live in Northwest Burbs.

[Big Cat]

Good segue.

[Stephen Che]

See some signs of it again. Late spring. You'll see, you know, a sign on somebody's front Lawn says congrats, Timmy graduated Mountain Prospect High School. It's great. It's great. You know, if Timmy maybe did a little arson, I don't think you'd see a sign said Timmy burned down Mountain Prospect High.

[Nick]

Oh, it circled back.

[Stephen Che]

It's all choices. Science actually has been ruining my life recently. Anybody drive? You guys drivers? You guys drive. Drive cars. So I got to park my car once in a while and there's parking signs everywhere. I recently saw a parking sign that said two hour parking, strictly enforced.

[Ron]

All right.

[Stephen Che]

I respected the out of that sign. But now whenever I see a parking spot that's like curbside delivery only, 30 minute parking only. I don't expect that it's not strictly enforced.

[Ron]

Oh my God.

[Frank the Tank]

That side of the road.

[Stephen Che]

Over $800 worth of parking takes the last couple months. And I'm going to take this as my sign to.

[Reed]

To exit.

[Big Cat]

Thank you, guys.

[Ron]

Enjoy.

[Big Cat]

Oh my God, he's perfect.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle]

Look at the.

[Ron]

The 911.

[Big Cat]

The ch. You crushed that, dude. You crush that. I don't think the 911 joke went.

[Nikki Smokes]

How.

[Frank the Tank]

How could you possibly think culture joke was too far? But the 911 joke is fine.

[Ron]

The self aware.

[Stephen Che]

I mean, that's, that's not like racial stuff.

[Big Cat]

It's just. Che, you're the best.

[Frank the Tank]

It's not playful, racial, you know, joke. It's. It's a callback to this biggest massacre.

[Big Cat]

Jay.

[Kyle]

Unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

Jay, this is why we love you the best. This is why we say hi.

[Kyle]

We love.

[Nick]

You're the best of all time.

[Big Cat]

You've got no fear. You get in front of those people and you give them a 911 joke.

[Nick]

Did his. Did you guys see a sign off his wave goodbye?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Was it a little. A little bit, Lonnie?

[Big Cat]

A little bit.

[Nick]

All right, all right. What did I do?

[Kyle]

I didn't see the sign off.

[Big Cat]

You crushed it, Chad.

[Ron]

Something jumped.

[Kyle]

How did the laugh sound?

[Stephen Che]

Decent. I. I did hear some groans for the 911 stuff.

[Frank the Tank]

Him.

[Big Cat]

Comedy's comedy, dude.

[Nick]

Yeah, comedy's back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, follow that. That.

[Reed]

Who's Ed?

[Nick]

Who's up there now?

[Frank the Tank]

What are they talking about now, Dawn?

[Roan]

Dish Soap?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, probably CPMs.

[Big Cat]

I love. Che. I love you so much, dude.

[Frank the Tank]

Ch.

[Nick]

You have the biggest balls in the world. I'm so envious of you in so many ways.

[Big Cat]

No fear. Two for two on the. On the sales.

[Nick]

I'll say this.

[Stephen Che]

I think it went better than last year.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Did it?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He wowed him. Did you feel better last year?

[Stephen Che]

Was kind of a disaster. I. I had like 10 minutes. Heads up. I thought I had the format of joke. I just kind of forgot. It was.

[Kyle]

It was. Yeah. This year was.

[Big Cat]

This year was a tight.

[Ron]

What was going through your head while you're up there today?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, I can't wait for this to be over.

[Big Cat]

Dude, you're. You're unflappable.

[Stephen Che]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Apparently, why we say hi.

[Nick]

There was one big laugh during the parking ticket. 1. And it was mints. Mince was watching.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Needed him out there.

[Ron]

He's plan strictly enforced. Dude, speaking of big balls, my boy Ruiz, who has no balls, was just at the bar. Still classic this past weekend.

[Nick]

Don't bring your big ball.

[Ron]

I. I have pictures of Ruiz with Frankie Trent, and he's not there.

[Nick]

I don't think Ruiz has big balls.

[Ron]

Of course he does.

[Kyle]

Prison.

[Big Cat]

By the way, Gabby, read my.

[Ron]

Ruiz Z met Ruiz Z.

[Nick]

You met Ruiz?

[Ron]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hey, what's up, bro? Dude, let's see it.

[Ron]

Peace.

[Reed]

I got one. I got one. Titus.

[Frank the Tank]

No way.

[Reed]

Yeah, look at it. It's nice, too.

[Nick]

Holy.

[Frank the Tank]

Come on. Come on.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Come on, Reed.

[Big Cat]

Put the socks in there.

[Frank the Tank]

Read.

[Nick]

Oh. Kill the bacteria.

[Reed]

You think so?

[Ron]

Yeah, and then it's airtight so they can't smell.

[Reed]

I mean, I've never tried that before.

[Frank the Tank]

You know, they don't. You know, they don't put fridges in every room, Right? Like, you got.

[Big Cat]

No, you got.

[Reed]

You're with me, Titus.

[Nikki Smokes]

All right.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, man, a lot of hotels don't. That's pretty crazy.

[Big Cat]

All right, good job, Reed. That's all we wanted to see.

[Ron]

All right.

[Big Cat]

All right. Is Brianna in there?

[Reed]

Shut the up.

[Big Cat]

But maybe

[Frank the Tank]

he's getting confident.

[Kyle]

Oh, just like he is.

[Frank the Tank]

I. I'm playing this. I'm gonna hang up now.

[Big Cat]

Wait, so. So. So Ruiz. Metza.

[Ron]

Zod Ruiz.

[Roan]

Wait, is this. Do you guys not believe he has a friend with big balls?

[Nick]

We. We had a nut off.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Halloween of 2021. My boy with big balls against his. And his boy didn't show.

[Ron]

Yeah, he didn't show up. And then they were like, Ruiz is fake.

[Kyle]

We thought he was fake. I. I guess he's real.

[Nick]

You could have met a Ruiz in that five year gap.

[Ron]

No, no, I. That would be impossible.

[Roan]

His DMS are full of big bald Ruiz.

[Ron]

Do you remember meeting a big bald man? Was this not a big bald man, but a big bald man?

[Big Cat]

Flag, flag football game.

[Ron]

No, it's at the bars. It was at the Barstow Classic. Hit a red shirt on if you show Me the picture. I definitely do. I've texted you. I'm terrible. I'm terrible with names. Yeah, bro, he has huge balls. Maybe not as big as your boy, but like that out.

[Nick]

You saw my boys.

[Ron]

We could figure that one out.

[Kyle]

How did you find out that Ruiz

[Ron]

had big balls again? Back at Delaw, Delaware.

[Nick]

When were you at?

[Kyle]

Oh, he would always go to Delaware.

[Ron]

I would go down to Delaware.

[Nick]

Oh, I bet you.

[Ron]

No, no, at Udell, he played lax. At Udell, those big balls. So I gotta get. I gotta get some eyes on this dude Ruiz.

[Nick]

And did you meet him? When did you see his balls back at Delaware? Like, how soon after meeting him?

[Ron]

First night. Oh, yeah, yeah. You remember Ruiz? Yes. See? He exists, Nick.

[Nick]

But it doesn't matter if he exists.

[Ron]

Yes, it does, dude. His calling card is his balls, and he just did it. He didn't know. He didn't know the. The. The. The weight of the situation at that time, that he could have get into a ball off and that it could change his life. How's Pat?

[Nick]

Just. He's about to have a second kid.

[Ron]

Really? Yeah. Is his ball so big?

[Nick]

I think. I think it's ever growing.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Ron]

Or he didn't get it drained or what?

[Nick]

I think they would have to go through the abdomen, and he didn't like that.

[Roan]

What makes the balls big?

[Ron]

His is like. Or it's like.

[Nick]

I don't know you. It's. It's incredible. It's incredible.

[Roan]

But it's not like. That's not sperm. That's.

[Nick]

No, it's just.

[Big Cat]

It's.

[Nick]

I don't know what it is. You saw his ball.

[Roan]

What's spilling the ball is what I'm asking you.

[Frank the Tank]

Remember that ball zone?

[Ron]

That was. Yeah, that was.

[Kyle]

What is filling up?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Frank the Tank]

I never asked.

[Ron]

It's got to be like, meat. It's got to be ball meatball.

[Big Cat]

Oh, it's ball meat.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Right?

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Straight up ball meat.

[Roan]

That's a delicacy.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's a bunch of meat. Titus, the show was weird before you.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, I don't know what you guys are talking about here.

[Ron]

This is from March 19th this year. Roan, my other friend, and I never realized how mythically famous I got on your podcast, early days. I'm most upset you never dragged me over to whip the old ball bag out for the fellas.

[Nick]

If he calls it the old ball bag, that's all that Pat may be in danger.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Oh, the old bag. Actually, not even old ball Bag.

[Nick]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Pat's ball made you faint.

[Ron]

Yes, I was verklempt. I got weak at the knees, and I saw his balls, his ball. Pat has bigger balls, but that's like. There's not meat in his balls if they're growing. There's fluid in his balls.

[Nick]

What if it's like he's training it?

[Big Cat]

It.

[Nick]

Oh, like feet, like muscle.

[Kyle]

Hats are pathological, Ruiz are just big.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah. They look medical to it. It's just like, naturally big. Doctors would be fine with it.

[Roan]

Am I correct in saying if there's a friend group of dudes and one of them has enormous balls, everyone's seen the balls. You've all seen like that.

[Big Cat]

And also guys who are showers, not growers guys, just big dicks.

[Nick]

But also tiny.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, also tiny.

[Roan]

They'll show you.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I had a friend who used to do the dick watch. He'd put his. He'd wrap his dick around his wrist and be like, can you tell me what time it is?

[Ron]

But Kate, I bet to your point, there are some big bald men that don't ever show their big balls.

[Roan]

They've got to be dying inside.

[Nick]

They probably don't have friends.

[Ron]

There's probably people in this office that have huge balls that we have no idea about.

[Roan]

We don't know. But I bet their friends do. I bet they're like, type friends from home.

[Nick]

No, because guys, you don't really have to know too well to show big balls.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, can you get ball reduction? Like a breast reduction?

[Ron]

You have to be able to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

Can you hide them, though, with the bulge? Not just.

[Kyle]

Oh, you protruding.

[Nick]

Is bulge mostly balls that you would.

[Roan]

Yeah, the balls are the ottoman of the penis. I've been saying that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Saying that a long time.

[Frank the Tank]

I don't know.

[Ron]

Is bulge mostly balls? That's fascinating, because the catch print movement. I don't know how tapped in you guys are on that catch print.

[Roan]

Talked about it.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Ye.

[Frank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I mean, that's all about bulge watching, bird watching, meat watching and that. What if that's just balls that they're looking at? Penis.

[Big Cat]

Yep, Good point.

[Roan]

We have a social clip of crowd reacting to Chase911.

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Big Cat]

Please, please.

[Roan]

Oh, my God.

[Stephen Che]

Represents the Great Chicago Fire. Great Chicago fire of 1871. Burned down over 17,000 structures, killed hundreds of people. You don't have to put that on your flag. I don't think that's necessarily what you

[Big Cat]

want to be done for.

[Stephen Che]

I don't think New York City Is going to make another flag with a ni. Twin tower.

[Ron]

That's not that bad.

[Nick]

No, I heard laughing also, Che. High ceilings. The light was too high. It was not an environment.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Stephen Che]

The 130 slot on a Thursday.

[Nick]

Stop.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You get it.

[Nick]

Not a rowdy crowd.

[Big Cat]

You're the best. Ch. This is why we chay.

[Ron]

Holy.

[Big Cat]

It's why we Che.

[Ron]

And that's over now. Now you can just focus on the draft. Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

I got a year to enjoy myself stuff now.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Now it's draft night. Don't get duped.

[Stephen Che]

I won't.

[Ron]

Oh, but you've been talking to dudes, though, right?

[Stephen Che]

A couple. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He also counts podcast as sources. Listens to a podcast. He's like my surround us, too. Yeah.

[Frank the Tank]

What's your. What's your biggest swing? This. This draft. Like, what's the thing that the consensus says this, but Stephen Chase is not so fast.

[Ron]

I got a good one.

[Big Cat]

Jeremiah. Love to the bucks. If you 15, what do you got?

[Ron]

He says that Reuben Bane, who's like a top 10 pick, is like. Like 50th on his big board. He, like, barely makes Stephen Chase big board. A guy who dominated college football.

[Frank the Tank]

He got short arms, but his.

[Ron]

Yeah, he has. His arms are an inch and a half or an inch and a quarter shorter than, like, Trey Hendrickson's or something. So Che doesn't like him. I'm gonna.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Frank]

Facts.

[Frank the Tank]

Wow.

[Stephen Che]

My spiciest one is Ty Simpson going to the Eagles.

[Nick]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

What do you think?

[Ron]

R. Ooh.

[Big Cat]

That would be fun.

[Ron]

It is spicy. It is very spicy and exciting.

[Big Cat]

It would be fun.

[Ron]

I don't think it's necessarily based in reality, but it's fun.

[Big Cat]

I'm sure that people would take that well. And not start a.

[Ron]

No.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's like ferocious QB controversy.

[Ron]

If you could get that Nadu quip where he's like, quarterback. Why do we have a cor.

[Reed]

We already have a quarterback.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

As long as they make a good Nadu clip out of this, I'll be fine.

[Big Cat]

And that is how he does do a good job of, like, strength. He adds to strength.

[Ron]

Yes. Strength on strength. Meat on meat. It's the only way.

[Big Cat]

How he will crush it no matter what.

[Ron]

Yeah. I'm excited for it. Kate. Have you. Have you. Are you. You're not at all related to the Eagles offensive coordinator now, Sean Manion. Manion.

[Roan]

No, I'm not. But I do have a cousin, Sean Manion, who gets texted by about it a lot.

[Ron]

That is.

[Roan]

Sadly, no.

[Big Cat]

I met him. He's a Good guy.

[Lindor]

Is he?

[Gabby]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Good guy to you.

[Ron]

True, true. Got.

[Nick]

Get him.

[Big Cat]

Really good point.

[Reed]

Yeah, you're right.

[Frank the Tank]

Good point.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I mean, that's a compliment to you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, it's a good point. He could be a just terrible person. Ch.

[Kyle]

You never think about that?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. He was so nice to me, then he went outside and he kicked a little kid.

[Ron]

Everybody does have a different version of you in their own head.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Steve, I think Andrew Schultz stole your joke.

[Nikki Smokes]

Oh,

[Nick]

Andrew Schultz may have stolen your Chicago flag 911 joke.

[Reed]

Just.

[Stephen Che]

No way.

[Reed]

In.

[Stephen Che]

In my defense, I did the Chicago flag joke whenever I did Laugh Factory.

[Nick]

You did?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. No, no, we're saying he stole from you.

[Stephen Che]

What an honor.

[Big Cat]

Can you send that to. We sent it to the group. He sent to the group chat. New Yorkers.

[Nick]

We love New York.

[Big Cat]

We're not naming a football team

[Gabby]

The

[Big Cat]

New York 9 11s.

[Reed]

Jets. That's it.

[Big Cat]

We call them the jets guys.

[Nick]

Well, no, I think it was. I think you brought up Chicago.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Who was that after?

[Big Cat]

We name it before. Okay, Take that, Chicago.

[Nick]

Oh, I think he brought up.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Roan]

Stolen vial.

[Nick]

The Chicago Fire.

[Kyle]

Yeah, same joke, same punchline.

[Ron]

Whoa.

[Roan]

That's our soccer team here.

[Stephen Che]

High praise.

[Nick]

High praise.

[Stephen Che]

When did you take it? Whenever he wants.

[Nick]

Do you think he had scouts at the Laugh Factory?

[Big Cat]

Definitely.

[Nick]

If he walked out and he said it's the Chinese line, though, that's a dead giveaway.

[Big Cat]

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[Ron]

Ron, can I put you guys onto an artist?

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I had a question for you after that.

[Ron]

Yes. While they look it up. Alexandra Rubenstein is the artist. Her, it's the. Rubenstein is the Instagram. If you want to, if you want to check out paint. Well, you'll see music. It's like it's a visual art for sure.

[Kyle]

I like that.

[Ron]

Oo. But paint. Go. What's the question?

[Big Cat]

Can sass not fish. I've been tuned into fishing.

[Ron]

Don't let him say that. Don't, don't let him hear you say.

[Big Cat]

It's just a qu. No, that was just a question.

[Ron]

Yeah, I mean, I know he caught fish. I can't fish. I started re. At the last video. I started reeling backwards. I saw the line went down and then the, the reel fell off and I didn't even, I didn't lose the fish, but it was deeply embarrassing.

[Big Cat]

But you caught more fish than him.

[Ron]

Yeah, I did catch more fish than him, which is tough.

[Big Cat]

Like, Nicky smokes not.

[Frank the Tank]

You don't even really fish.

[Ron]

I've never, I've never fished like that.

[Frank the Tank]

He fishes like all the time.

[Ron]

He loves to do it. But I mean, he is, he's very locked in on the video games right now.

[Nick]

But didn't Francis beat him in video games?

[Ron]

Yeah, Francis did beat him.

[Nick]

So.

[Gabby]

What, What?

[Big Cat]

And Shay just beat him in comedy?

[Ron]

Yeah, I think there's a clip of him. Chay's other bit too. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. I, I, I want him to be, he's, it was probably just an off day. It was weird shadows or. I don't think his glasses were correctly polarized. He couldn't really, like, see the, the fish underwater.

[Big Cat]

He caught the biggest fish, though.

[Ron]

He didn't, he didn't actually. And Francis and I both caught bigger fish than.

[Frank]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

So that means he caught smallest.

[Ron]

Yeah, the smallest in league. Least amount of fish.

[Frank the Tank]

I mean, which is, that's, that's a podium now.

[Nick]

Are you, are you tempted to give him a win because he could just

[Ron]

quit the pot and take his YouTube channel and go home with it. That was originally his YouTube channel.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Ron]

So we have to kind.

[Big Cat]

So saskin fish. Yeah, he's actually, yeah, he's actually an incredible fish.

[Ron]

Back into The. Yeah, the singing of his praises.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Okay, so the Alexandra Rubenstein. Rubenstein. And then look. Look at how beautiful all this is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

So what am I looking at?

[Nick]

Painted on pan. Are these on pan? Is that a.

[Big Cat]

What is plates mass?

[Nikki Smokes]

This is.

[Ron]

Oh, okay.

[Nick]

Oh, wait, there's a.

[Ron]

Is that a. Oh, no, it's not. It's not quite. It's suggestive of it. I wouldn't even go much farther. I just would click on maybe one of the top ones. Okay, click on the.

[Nick]

Actually, no, that's a landscape, not a I saw landscape first.

[Roan]

Okay.

[Frank]

Uhhuh.

[Big Cat]

Menstrual.

[Roan]

Oh, wait, is this period blood heart?

[Big Cat]

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[Ron]

That's all with.

[Big Cat]

That's metal with blood. Yes.

[Roan]

That's what Nikki smokes a shower floor looks like.

[Ron]

Did it not click on another one?

[Nick]

It's a face.

[Roan]

Look. Red meat with the period blood.

[Nick]

There she is.

[Roan]

Immediate follow.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's impressive, though.

[Nick]

What happens when it's done?

[Ron]

Check. Click the steak. Click the steak.

[Big Cat]

That's rare.

[Ron]

Extra rare. Extra rare.

[Roan]

That's got to be fresh to still be red.

[Big Cat]

Oh, tender.

[Ron]

What? How crazy. Yeah. A new artist that I wanted to put the Yak audience on too.

[Nick]

We got to get a piece.

[Ron]

I would. I would look ahead before you scroll too, too far down. I don't think it's any. Anything too bad because it's all on Instagram, but.

[Roan]

Oh, you boys get a. Get ready for the Christmas exchange. The Yak house out of my period. Oh, interesting.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Great artist.

[Roan]

Do you just dip the brush right in there?

[Ron]

You know, I haven't. I haven't seen her paint.

[Nick]

A dude doing that with his bust would be awesome and funny.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. That just. Dudes rock.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Ron]

We'd have him.

[Nick]

We'd have him booked. Yeah, he'd be here.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Roan]

Huh.

[Ron]

Clouds.

[Roan]

I showed you guys. The lady who knit. Knit that sweater or whatever, she, like, put a bunch of yarn up there, and then she just was knitting out of it. And then when she got to her period, all the yarn was red. And so on the big sweater, you could see what. It's fascinating. You go, girls.

[Ron]

Yeah, that was kind of more for.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, go somewhere else.

[Big Cat]

Go.

[Frank the Tank]

But. Go. But don't. Don't go like that.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah, that's her art. That's her art. And look at the reaction it had.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's good art.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Be.

[Big Cat]

Comment. Comment from the Yak account. Just. Ew.

[Ron]

Someone's gonna buy one of the. Someone. A yakker is gonna buy one of those paintings. For sure.

[Big Cat]

We should give one to Brandon and not tell him.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. Oh, wait. Should we commission. Should we commission a portrait of Brandon?

[Roan]

Who's his favorite athlete? Something he would treasure.

[Nick]

He kind of changes it.

[Stephen Che]

Thousand.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's true.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gabby]

Got.

[Nick]

It's got to be Dan Marino, right? Greg loves the Dolphins.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Dan Marino in men.

[Big Cat]

Period blood.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Wow.

[Ron]

Some different art. Yes.

[Roan]

Thank you, Roan.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Thank you, Ron, so much.

[Ron]

My show and tell for the day,

[Frank the Tank]

Mother's Day is coming up.

[Big Cat]

Appreciate that so much. So what, you guys, what have you

[Frank]

guys been up to?

[Nick]

When menopause comes around, though?

[Big Cat]

Is she done?

[Nick]

Done?

[Frank the Tank]

Wow.

[Ron]

I'm sure that she has a reserve. I'm sure that it's like the US Currency reserve blood archive.

[Nick]

It's like a padded room.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Or like the big towers you see in towns like the big water towers. Oh, a rainy day. A dry day.

[Frank the Tank]

Dry.

[Ron]

God bless your heart.

[Nick]

I would love. When she's at menopause, Kate, maybe you just lay on her arm like a pallet.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Stephen Che]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Well, Ron, it's great having you here. Draft show tonight. Gruden will be here.

[Ron]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

So it's you, Gruden and Che on the desk.

[Ron]

Yeah. And I think Blepman will be there. Frank the tank on the. On the keys.

[Big Cat]

I love that because there was a. There was a. Maybe two years ago where the desk got so crowded, it was. Just felt bad for you guys. There was like eight people.

[Ron]

It was a lot. And then last year, and I hate to say this about Brandon, I don't think he grinded the tape on the guys last year. And he's always trying to, you know, be goofy with. With Gruden, and it's like I really grinded the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Gruden's a ball guy.

[Ron]

I was here.

[Frank the Tank]

It's time to be goofy.

[Ron]

It's facilitate his ball knowledge. Like, tonight's about Gruden, and I'm just trying to let him put up 81. Let me get me 25 or like, like 30 assists. Scott Sky. 30 assists. Scott Sky.

[Frank the Tank]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

What are you going to do? The Knicks are playing during it.

[Stephen Che]

I know. Yeah, that's. This happened last year, too.

[Ron]

So you got to focus on the draft. You got to focus on.

[Stephen Che]

I'll check scores occasionally, but that's all I can do.

[Big Cat]

It sucks.

[Ron]

Must win.

[Big Cat]

Must win.

[Roan]

And is tomorrow the wiener dog race or is that Saturday?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Frank the Tank]

Isn't Scott. Didn't Scott sky go to Plymouth High School in Indiana and Isn't, like, their mascot? One of them for the football team, I think it's the Rocks. And for the basketball team is the Pilgrims. Isn't that.

[Ron]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That reminds me of 1996, but their

[Frank the Tank]

name is Plymouth and they couldn't decide Pilgrims or Rocks, so they just went both.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you're right.

[Frank the Tank]

Right, right, right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you're so right.

[Ron]

I'm dying.

[Nick]

Oh, you're right.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Yeah, he's right.

[Kyle]

Rockies and Pilgrims.

[Ron]

I'm dying to see KB Nardoir someone's ass again. The way you got Reed was. Was incredible, man. No, what was. Is that the most recent one you've hit? Any others I could watch?

[Kyle]

I'm done. I was going to get David James, but the formula is, you know, exposed. That's not too mystical.

[Nick]

Well, Kyle, you found out a word a guy got wrong in a spelling bee.

[Kyle]

That was good.

[Ron]

Aoid.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. That was really.

[Kyle]

Maybe I am great.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Put a bookend on it. You are great. Great. You are special.

[Nick]

You are number one.

[Big Cat]

Number one for everyone.

[Ron]

Yeah. And I mean, people can't be hip to it, so you can say that. It's done.

[Kyle]

It's a fun little thing.

[Ron]

A fun little thing.

[Frank the Tank]

You're doing mostly sports tomorrow, too, right?

[Kyle]

Yeah. With. If Nick is.

[Nick]

No, I can't. Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

I would love to.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah. Why? Why? If Nick is.

[Kyle]

I would like. You know, all three of us could be fun, too. But I. I like. I did feel comfortable with you.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Kyle, you're your own man. But we. We have a 10am shoot.

[Kyle]

I can't do it. Do it.

[Nick]

Oh, we have a shoot with Chef Donnie.

[Big Cat]

Can't do.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, Chef Donnie, you're picking.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Ron]

Complete non sequitur, but all right. Do any of you guys watch Love on the Spectrum?

[Frank the Tank]

I do. It's my favorite.

[Kyle]

Very close.

[Ron]

It is the best.

[Frank the Tank]

It's the best piece of.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Frank the Tank]

Anything.

[Kyle]

I'm very close to watching it.

[Ron]

It's so good and good for your brain in the same way. The great British Bake off is. It's like cobweb free programming, Right. It's clean as hell. Clean as a whistle.

[Frank the Tank]

Love everything about it.

[Ron]

Who's your favorite guy or gal, man?

[Frank the Tank]

Connor, probably. It's Connor.

[Ron]

Yeah. He is the main character. Even when he showed up to the reunion. And it's just him.

[Frank the Tank]

Yeah, it's Connor.

[Ron]

But how about that breakup, though?

[Big Cat]

Know.

[Frank the Tank]

I know.

[Ron]

Heartbreaking.

[Frank the Tank]

Heartbreaking.

[Ron]

No spoilers.

[Nick]

Didn't she find a new man already?

[Ron]

I think she did.

[Nick]

God damno

[Ron]

yeah, she moved on. Yeah, it's. It is the best show. It's the best show on tv. Kate, I can't believe you're not.

[Frank the Tank]

It'll make you laugh. It'll make you laugh.

[Roan]

I watched the first couple.

[Frank the Tank]

It's a Jimmy V show.

[Roan]

I need to get back with it. I appreciate how I'm like, man. Cuz I foot around everything. Just how straightforward the people on the show are like. I wish that I just was like straightforward like that. There's no footing around. People just say exactly what is on their mind. That's refreshing in the dating world too, I think.

[Ron]

Oh, watch it.

[Nick]

That's the next reality show.

[Kyle]

Bar stool next.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

That would be amazing.

[Frank the Tank]

That's so good.

[Stephen Che]

Good.

[Big Cat]

How is this Racini tweet real?

[Roan]

I saw it and it took the wind out of my.

[Ron]

What did my sister say? What did my sister Racini say?

[Roan]

It reminded me of that Adam 2021 where he's like telling that model he's going to name his kid after the model 2021.

[Big Cat]

Keep looking at my almost 4 day old son Michael while trying to figure out who are the best Michaels to ever play and coach in the NFL. Yeah, man. It's like feels like this story's gotten a little dark.

[Nick]

Play and coach?

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

My almost four day old son. Just wait till he's four Also just say three.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. Almost four is three.

[Nick]

I wish there were a number for this.

[Kyle]

It's a cleaner number.

[Big Cat]

Why would she say that almost four

[Roan]

is three and at 5:53am that's pretty early into day three.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Nick]

That baby's freshly three.

[Roan]

That's our big beef with it. Hold on now.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

People aren't talking enough about this.

[Ron]

All right.

[Frank the Tank]

How the baby's around the 1 1, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

One years. One year old.

[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Ron]

They're about to walk in the precipice.

[Big Cat]

I also heard that Sass thinks it's you're gay for FaceTiming your kids. Kids?

[Ron]

Yeah. How crazy is that?

[Big Cat]

That's nuts.

[Frank the Tank]

Gay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Called you gay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Ron]

For FaceTiming my kids.

[Nick]

Talking to your spawn.

[Ron]

Yeah. In the car with them. My product of heterosexual sex. He thinks that it's gay.

[Reed]

It was.

[Big Cat]

Listen to son of a boy. Dad, it's like. And Sass also was just amazed that a one year old like, like smiled at their father.

[Ron]

He's like, they're way more advanced than

[Big Cat]

I thought and I think they waved or smiled.

[Ron]

Yeah, yeah.

[Nick]

Rowan, you know him the best. Would Sass be a good dad?

[Ron]

Yes, unfortunately. Yeah. Amazing. He'd be great. The care that he has for small things in his life is greater than his care for the big things.

[Nick]

You know who'd be the best dad, though? Kyle.

[Big Cat]

Kyle Bauer.

[Ron]

God. I went to Kyle for like parenting tips like earlier.

[Kyle]

Dude, I was so excited.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Ron]

I was like, what should I do for like, good cognitive development?

[Kyle]

Like, you don't need tips.

[Ron]

Of course I do, brother.

[Kyle]

It's just. Just talking to the kid.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Roan]

You're the best with kids in the office when they come in.

[Ron]

Oh, you are.

[Kyle]

A lot of men are afraid to become a child, a baby.

[Big Cat]

You got to get on their level.

[Kyle]

You have to become a baby and get on their level.

[Roan]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Treat it like a dance sequence. Don't give them more than they give you. Wait time.

[Ron]

Wait time, Time.

[Roan]

Wait time.

[Kyle]

Let them imitate not just a word, but a, A gesture, an action.

[Ron]

An action.

[Kyle]

Wait for them to initiate it. Don't try to like, oh, you got to read this or identify these letters. Do their game, do their play and incorporate language building into it.

[Ron]

Meet them where they're at.

[Roan]

That's smart.

[Big Cat]

There's a guy out there who's, Who's a. A parent at my kids school and it's just crossing worlds too much.

[Nick]

Oh, that's.

[Ron]

Whoa.

[Kyle]

But here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Saw him.

[Ron]

He was the guy shaking his head at Chase joke.

[Big Cat]

I was just like, ah, man, don't see me naked. It's like, come on.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You can't see me here in this.

[Big Cat]

I'm about to get silly with the boys today.

[Nick]

Wait a minute.

[Big Cat]

Don't do that.

[Ron]

You think he's. He's uncomfortable out there?

[Big Cat]

No, he probably. I mean, I've had, I've had people ask for jobs at the school drop offs.

[Kyle]

Despicable.

[Big Cat]

Whoa, dude.

[Nick]

Was it your kid's teacher?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Reed]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I don't want to do this.

[Ron]

You guys hiring.

[Big Cat]

That was an uncomfortable one to get out of.

[Ron]

How'd you do it?

[Big Cat]

I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then walked away.

[Frank the Tank]

That's the best way to handle.

[Roan]

Yeah, that's how you do it.

[Big Cat]

It.

[Frank the Tank]

It's the best way to handle.

[Big Cat]

He was like, it was last year and he was just like, I saw that mini golf thing. That looks like so much fun. Are you guys like looking to hire? I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just walked.

[Ron]

I feel like one of the best ways to deal with that is just to hit him with like, do you have a social media following?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

It's like you can always like send them to go do the task. Building the social media following.

[Big Cat]

I think he's like. He was like an accountant. He wanted to work behind the scenes, but also be a mini golfer.

[Ron]

Does sound fun.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Sounds a lot.

[Frank the Tank]

You think the accounting for mini golf is more fun than the accounting for insurance or something?

[Nick]

It's the same account.

[Frank the Tank]

I would imagine.

[Ron]

We had.

[Big Cat]

We had 75 golf balls. Now we only have 70.

[Nick]

Somebody's cooking the books.

[Big Cat]

What the hell is going on around here? Everyone knows Don loves lime tortilla chips. The fact that Yak tried to explain exclude him in the first place is repulsive. Yes.

[Nick]

Wait, he's pissed.

[Big Cat]

Yes, I'm pissed. Even though I wasn't invited to be a part of the group to be go by the action.

[Roan]

Shocker.

[Big Cat]

Still going to go. I'm expand my options. What?

[Roan]

So he's still going to tortilla?

[Big Cat]

What? He.

[Nick]

I mean, yeah. I mean, every time we talk to Dante. He works in lime torpedo chips. He's obsessed. Can we search Dante's Twitter? Has he ever tweeted about lime tortilla chips? Probably.

[Big Cat]

Probably did. Oh, man, he's so funny. He's gonna. He's actually gonna be mad at me. Like he's gonna come back and be like, I'm not talking to you.

[Ron]

Well, why didn't you invite him?

[Big Cat]

I didn't invite anyone except for Nikki smokes.

[Ron]

But you didn't invite Dante.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Is I. I forgot that he was such a lime tortilla chip guy were in danger. Has anybody seen the mass murderer pedaling the perfect tortilla on tv. Holy. What about lime search?

[Nick]

Who's the mass murderer?

[Roan]

I've never heard of this.

[Nick]

The perfect tortilla.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

Tomorrow after you come get your day drink on a regular. I'm playing the bud Light lime. All right. Cherry lime sorbet.

[Nick]

Okay, so he likes lime.

[Big Cat]

You're getting up to.

[Nick]

We knew that.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Some lime juice and my baby lime. Oh, okay.

[Nick]

Loves lime.

[Big Cat]

Holy.

[Kyle]

Maybe he does this.

[Ron]

Got a green thumb.

[Big Cat]

Hit it with a quick skirt of lime.

[Frank the Tank]

Oh, that's to you, Kate.

[Big Cat]

Quick whip. So you should have known. Kate.

[Roan]

I'm sorry. Everybody.

[Frank the Tank]

Hit it with this.

[Big Cat]

How long is it? Too long to eat guac. That's being been sitting out fire tweet by me. Yeah.

[Roan]

Good for me.

[Big Cat]

Good numbies. That was peak covered.

[Roan]

That was really was.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Roan]

Only.

[Big Cat]

All right, let's spin the wheel. Thank you, Gabby, for filling in for TJ Gabby.

[Roan]

Yep.

[Nick]

Did better than Lucas.

[Big Cat]

I'm out tomorrow. I'll be back one day. Roan. Thank you again such a pleasure to be here seeing you.

[Roan]

What time are you tonight?

[Big Cat]

How are you getting. What time are you going back to New York?

[Ron]

6 or 7am O tomorrow and then

[Big Cat]

straight to the recap show.

[Ron]

Straight to the recap show. But, you know, it's a good grind. It's a great gig.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Ron]

Great gig if. If you can get it, you know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Roan]

Just corner, big cat outside, drop off.

[Ron]

That's how I got it.

[Roan]

You'll get it.

[Ron]

I originally got it. I got. I got my job through.

[Gabby]

Through.

[Ron]

Through the dms. Dm. Smitty. It's how. It's how it goes down sometimes.

[Big Cat]

It goes down that way.

[Nick]

I can't find who the mass murderer that was slinging the perfect tortilla.

[Ron]

Yeah.

[Roan]

What is

[Ron]

like, do they make tortillas or like, was that part of the murder?

[Nick]

Or.

[Frank the Tank]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

All right. Perfect. All right, tune in. NFL draft show tonight.

[Roan]

Sa.

[Big Cat]

It's the act. Yeah.

[Ron]

It's time to talk shop with you.