We Still Can't Get A Firm Answer From Jeff Nadu: Thu Jul 9, 2026

Summary

The Yak – "We Still Can't Get A Firm Answer From Jeff Nadu"

Barstool Sports | July 9, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Yak revolves around the ongoing saga of whether Jeff Nadu—regular Barstool Sports contributor—can provide "firm proof" of his legendary sexual exploits, specifically a video evidencing his claims of frequent oral sex. The crew—Kyle “KBNoSwag” Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat (absent today), and others—debate the authenticity of Nadu's boasts, the culture of "suck claims," and the importance (or absurdity) of requiring such receipts. Interspersed are classic Yak tangents on pop culture, trash TV, the weirdness of Airbnb listings, celebrity parties, concert gripes, and a recurring social media poll—"Sucked or Unsucked?"

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Ongoing Nadu Suck Gate

• Setup: Jeff Nadu has repeatedly claimed to be a prolific receiver of oral sex, often bragging on the show.
• The Challenge: The crew demands visual proof (video evidence) after Jeff claims to have a cavalcade of "suck" videos.
• Invisible Ink Issue: Jeff says the main evidence is obscured by iMessage's “invisible ink”; if he screenshots it, the sender (the "victim") might be notified.
• Panel Debate: Polls are held (21:00+) – does Nadu get "sucked" or not? The crew splits between skeptics (KB, Brandon) and believers (Nick, Chase, Titus), with the caveat that even if he does, it's likely not at the frequency he claims or might be paid.

“For someone who is as prolific a pussy and head getter as he claims to be, I would have thought evidence would be all over the place… almost like a documentarian.” – Kyle (08:44)

• Goalposts Shift: The group consents to accept any proof—a video, audio, even a photo proving recent oral sex. Stakes are set: time is given until 2:00pm.

2. Proof Attempt & The Eddie Mediation (1:46:55+)

• Eddie is tapped as the neutral "witness." Jeff FaceTimes Eddie and shows a still photo featuring a penis, pink nail-polished hand, and a hint of a chin—no face. The crew hounds Eddie for details. Was it enough to verify Nadu’s claim?

“I saw a member, a pink nail polished hand around the member, and I saw like the bottom of the chin. That’s all.” – Eddie (1:51:11)

• The rest remain unconvinced. It could be anyone’s anatomy, and the crew jokes Nadu might’ve painted his own nails for the pic. The burden of proof remains unmet ("Unsucked" vs "Sucked"). The saga is punted to a future date when an in-person video can be shown to Tate, another trusted Barstool affiliate.

“We know you have a penis. It has never been in dispute that you have a penis.” – Kyle (1:55:55)

• Nadu calls in live to debate the standards ("Why would I put my face in the video?"). Repeatedly, technicalities undermine the evidence, and Brandon sums up the crew's position: it's not enough.

3. Philosophizing about Suck Culture & Social Proof (10:06, 13:25, 14:51)

• The crew riffs on the social currency of sex stories at Barstool, comparing Nadu's need for proof to athletes being asked to show highlight tapes.
• They joke about what days guarantee oral sex (birthdays, anniversaries, etc.) and lament the social dynamics/absurdities of the situation—a modern fable of "crying wolf."

"But now it's like a parable. This is like an Aesop fable. He's crying wolf." – Brandon (14:51)

• Panel reflects: why DO we even demand this of a grown man? What is the point of relentless evidence in “bro culture” and what does it say about internet callout culture and the performativity of masculinity?

4. Massive Tangents & Sidebars

- Lookalike Game & Pop Culture

• Brief and recurring amusements about which celebrities everyone looks like: Michael McDonald, Charlize Theron (“Monster”), Larry Bird, and others.
  • “You do look like Michael McDonald.” – Brandon (03:39)

- Reactions to TV, Trash TV, Fame

• Trash TV legacy from Jerry Springer and Ricky Lake to modern reality shows, drawing an implicit parallel between Barstool content and classic "low brow" TV.
• Discussion of who used to be "universally hated" pre-social media: Bartman, Britney Spears, Andy Dick, Tom Green.

- Concert & Music Talk

• Wyatt describes seeing Bob Dylan (85, not playing any hits), prompting a Yak-style lament about legendary acts resting on their laurels.

- Food & Airbnb Rants

• Eddie complains about a recent Airbnb—kitchenette, no oven—which spirals into a broader venting session on rental accomodations.
• Stand-alone: "Onions in tuna melt?" – a rehash of a Big Cat Twitter poll.

- Yacht Party Fantasies (1:10:00+)

• Imagining what really happens on billionaire yachts—egregious parties versus chill retreats. Questioning dress code ("linen pants?"), party themes, and the urban legend of "yacht before the yacht."

"I want to know how the world's elite party." – Titus (1:16:47)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Proof:
  • "You want the episode from that week? Yeah sure—got it." – Kyle, on prolific evidence (08:46)
• On Social Proof & Masculinity:
  • "In a world where Nadu can get sucked regularly, you could have been triple A." – Brandon (108:39)
• On Eddie’s Witness Stand:
  • "I would say there's a very, very strong chance that the sucking was happening." – Eddie (119:43)
• On Life Advice:
  • "If Nadu gets sucked on the reg, what's stopping you from becoming whatever you want to be?" – Brandon (39:19)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 03:47 – The game of lookalikes & horror movie monster debate
• 07:50–12:00 – Setup of the Nadu proof challenge; goalposts
• 13:00–21:00 – Panel poll: does Nadu really get "sucked"?
• 30:00–35:00 – Trash TV, old talk show hosts, fame's permanence
• 42:00–52:00 – Airbnb woes, rental battles, and hotel vs. Airbnb culture
• 53:20–56:50 – LeBron discussions – moving teams, sports stardom contrasts
• 1:10:00–1:17:00 – Yacht party speculation—what do billionaires really do?
• 1:46:55–1:51:30 – Eddie sees the evidence; crew debates its merits
• 1:54:00–2:05:00 – Long breakdown of Eddie’s “witness testimony,” live debate, and Nadu’s phone call
• 2:08:00+ – Wrap-up, spinning the wheel, social chatter

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The Yak’s Tone & Style

As always, The Yak's style is chaotic, irreverent, and self-aware—groupthink, constant tangents, inside bits, but undercut by meta-irony. Debates are enthusiastic but unserious, often poking fun at the idea of needing “proof” for anything in the pursuit of internet clout.

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Takeaway

The Nadu Suck Proof Saga remains unresolved—goalposts keep shifting, but the Yak crew is undeterred. Whether you side with the skeptics or the believers, today’s Yak crystallized the absurd and hilarious standards for social proof in modern “guy talk,” all while squeezing in classic rants about food, casinos, celebrities, and the weird little indignities of real life. The next step: Tate will be presented the promised video as a judge, ensuring this saga lingers on. Until then? Nadu: "Unsucked"—pending further evidence.

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Transcript

[Brandon]

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[Brandon]

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[Kyle]

Oh, what's up?

[Brandon]

Hey, we got the hounds here from major league.

[Kyle]

So I actually, actually I have made a discovery today. Yesterday when those guys were here and they were here for a while, what were you doing? Huh? I was out there doing the gauntlet laying down.

[Danny]

I went home

[Titus]

now you were you. I saw you and the one the weight bench laughing at us.

[Danny]

Yeah, I was laughing.

[Kyle]

I thought when those guys were here, my God, they're so jacked. But then I put on this jersey this morning. Is it all in the jersey and I'm jacked?

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Michael McDonald.

[Kyle]

So I think it's.

[Titus]

Is that right?

[Kyle]

I think it's just the rugby jersey.

[Brandon]

Michael, the singer.

[Kyle]

This you're talking about the. The Doobie brothers driving.

[Titus]

I'm FaceTiming my family. It happens so often. Somebody. No. Said Mike.

[Chase]

Him.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is that what I look like now?

[Brandon]

Yeah, kind of.

[Kyle]

God damn it.

[Brandon]

You do look like Michael McDonald.

[Mark]

Holy future, you do.

[Brandon]

That's pretty cool.

[Mark]

He's handsome.

[Danny]

He's.

[Kyle]

What's a song here?

[Mark]

I don't listen to the music.

[Danny]

I'm always blown away at how many people. You look like, Brandon. Yeah, I don't. You don't have a look that feels like it's.

[Titus]

No, it's very unique.

[Kyle]

But then they show up, then they.

[Danny]

People find a way. People are really. People on the Internet are really, really good at finding lookalike, by the way.

[Kyle]

Of all ages.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

From.

[Kyle]

From. From like 5 years old. I get 5 year olds all the time to 90 year olds.

[Titus]

They're good with everyone. Like, me too. Like, y. Kids, babies.

[Brandon]

Kate. I was watching. I was watching a horror movie.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, no.

[Brandon]

You look like the monster. It was called Dadd. And I wanted to send it. I was like, wait, this is the monster That's.

[Mark]

I got Charlize Theron from the movie Monster.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's good. I feel so bad. I shouldn't have said it. But it's like.

[Mark]

What is it called?

[Brandon]

TJ maybe.

[Titus]

Was it like one of those, like, sensual, attractive monsters?

[Wyatt]

It's like,

[Nick]

Come on.

[Kyle]

Oh, word.

[Brandon]

It was the dimples.

[Mark]

Yeah. Sorry, everyone.

[Brandon]

The face shifter.

[Mark]

That's what I looked like when I was born coming out of my mom.

[Kyle]

Zoom.

[Brandon]

Zoomed in. Not as much, but at first glance,

[Mark]

I was like, oh, no.

[Brandon]

I know. And I shouldn't have said anything. I feel horrible right now.

[Kyle]

Oh, well, we all get a lot of the. You get a lot of them.

[Mark]

I get a lot of dudes that are weird looking.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Larry Bird, look, the Iranian fan.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah, that was a woman, at least. But remember at a camp, Brandon, when you. When it was just like, the dude was the dude from the production crew

[Brandon]

and Kate, you don't look like a monster at all. You don't. You don't.

[Mark]

I swear to God, get it enough that maybe.

[Titus]

Oh, you don't like a man.

[Brandon]

I got a ton. I get a ton.

[Mark]

Just a lady monster.

[Brandon]

It's always like this. Like these frail soy boys.

[Mark]

I was watching. You kind of look like the bad guy telling you guys for the show, I'm re Watching Righteous gemstones, but the bad guy from the beginning. The.

[Brandon]

I haven't seen it.

[Mark]

Oh, okay. Without your glasses on.

[Brandon]

You do like him.

[Mark]

The evil stunt double guy who tries to. Oh, no. Spoilers. Kill the Gemstone family and take their money.

[Danny]

Remember who that is. I don't.

[Kyle]

I've seen the guy in the van.

[Titus]

Hate about my brain.

[Danny]

Oh, shit.

[Brandon]

Fair enough.

[Mark]

There's a scene where his glasses are off and he's on the ground. He's covered in blood. And I was like, that looks like

[Steve]

Nick dying, even to her.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we all have him.

[Mark]

I live and die by lighting. I am very much. If you catch me in the right lighting and you've had a few, look out. But in tough lighting, it's sad. Elevator lighting, dressing room lighting.

[Titus]

No, this is always jokes.

[Brandon]

Oh, yes.

[Mark]

No, no, it's real life. I live it every day.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay. 20 years ago, you were passable.

[Mark]

Yeah, well, lighting is important, is all I'm saying. Can make a big difference.

[Brandon]

When you found what colors to wear, that's when you turned a corner. It's like, holy.

[Mark]

And also, the left side of my face is way hotter than the right side of my face.

[Brandon]

So in pictures they tell you that

[Mark]

I'll always slightly turn to the left or try to be on the side

[Danny]

that look the other way. No,

[Mark]

you guys don't.

[Kyle]

Oh, no, no. My left side's better.

[Mark]

Yeah, you know, you know, you have a good side.

[Kyle]

Titus has two good sides.

[Danny]

Mine's probably my left.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Kb from the side, there's an angle where my nose looks like an elbow.

[Mark]

Okay. But you know your angles. Everybody knows their angles.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I always try to. Try to try to get the camera here.

[Titus]

Really?

[Brandon]

I wait. I have to look straight on. I can't turn.

[Danny]

Everybody's best side is their left side. Just do a show where we're all

[Mark]

just facing to the left.

[Brandon]

That's tough for us.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Huh.

[Danny]

The whole show. This way.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Brandon.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Did you get a suck video?

[Kyle]

You know, no.

[Titus]

There were many phone calls that took place.

[Kyle]

There was a lot yesterday evening.

[Mark]

Did he call you?

[Brandon]

He called me right after the act.

[Kyle]

It's a lot of behind the scenes maneuvering. And all I can tell you is I did receive some text messages right after the show, to which I responded, hey, just as long as it's before the show tomorrow. I have not received anything since.

[Brandon]

Well, he has until the end of the show for it to be 24 hours.

[Kyle]

He has until 2 o'.

[Wyatt]

Clock.

[Titus]

Again, I'm a Jeff Guthead guy and a Jeff gets head guy. But he was Scrambling in our phone call, there was an air of panic.

[Kyle]

But my. My thing. And listen, we're not all. We're not all recording every time we get head. I mean that's just. That's just the facts of life.

[Danny]

Not every.

[Brandon]

Every other.

[Kyle]

Not every time. No, most. Most times.

[Danny]

Yes, a lot of times.

[Kyle]

But for someone who is as prolific a pussy and head getter as he claims to be, I would have thought evidence would be all over the place. It would just be. Just be. He would have a cavalcade of evidence to where he can just go oh yeah. Just almost like pulling it like a documentarian. Like. Oh yeah. You want the episode from that week? Yeah, sure. Got it. Yeah, but he did.

[Titus]

Well, there's. There was a pickle on his end. If he's being truthful.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Titus]

His victim sent him sucker sent him a video via the invisible ink feature in imessages.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

He's claiming my clients claiming that if he screenshots that then she will be notified.

[Brandon]

Is that true?

[Kyle]

I didn't know you could send a video.

[Danny]

Is that actually true? I looked it up.

[Brandon]

You can do it and it doesn't tell you.

[Chase]

Why would he screenshot the video?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Wyatt]

Screen.

[Titus]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Brandon]

Could you just save it?

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And then the more important one is that she is apprehensive about letting him do this.

[Kyle]

Right. But again and I just. Because you being you're an ado gets head guy and an ado got head guy if he is both gets getzing head and gotting head. There's more than just one out there.

[Titus]

Right.

[Brandon]

And can I say something that might be taken the wrong way? If you are somebody who would suck

[Kyle]

Nadu's, you're not gonna be that shy about other people seeing it.

[Mark]

Yeah, but you is.

[Titus]

You've dipped the furthest.

[Mark]

My theory that maybe there's some money transactions. Is it a rule like when you go to a golf tournament you can't have your phone out? Like is there. Is there like a decorum where it's the Augusta national.

[Kyle]

They don't give away the act.

[Brandon]

It's like it's a chappelle stand up show.

[Mark]

Exact. Exactly.

[Danny]

His is Augusta.

[Kyle]

Oh, I don't know.

[Titus]

Again, I'm. I don't know. I'm not a. I'm a Jeff gets. What's the type of head that's not paid for unpaid? Like free free head Pro boner.

[Steve]

Pro boner.

[Titus]

But

[Kyle]

so I. I don't have the video yet is all I can tell you.

[Titus]

Did you talk to him? He was itching to talk to you,

[Kyle]

and you said you were not really. No. Again, he sent me one text after the show. He explained pretty much verbatim what you guys just did. I hear. I'll just find the motherfucking thing.

[Brandon]

I don't want to put this out into the universe because I don't fucking believe it, but I'm just saying that he said this was a slippery slope. This is because if he can't provide this, people might think he's never fucked.

[Titus]

Right?

[Danny]

No.

[Kyle]

The reason it's hard to send is when she was taking the pictures, she sent them to me in, like, the invisible thing. That's why I want to show you in person. I don't think you can screenshot. That said, you'll know which place it is in Vegas because you see the mirror.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Mark]

But can he ask her if he can blur her?

[Kyle]

I don't. I'm not in the head game right now. Haven't been in. I've been married 20 years. I got out of the head game years ago.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Kyle]

So I don't know.

[Danny]

Mouth started hurting. Go ahead. You're saying something.

[Kyle]

So I am. I'm not. I'm not familiar with the intricacies of the head game currently, so whatever. But again, for someone, as if I were interviewing a basketball player that was leading the league in scoring and is that good at basketball. And I said, hey, show me. Show me a little bit of video. You making some shots. I feel like that basketball player. Yeah, sure. Got it. Got it right here. Here it is.

[Brandon]

Not one is a bit more intimate than the other. Somebody just absolutely choking and gargling on Jeff's penis. But he's somebody hitting a shot.

[Kyle]

The way he refers to it in his. The way he refers to it in his videos. It isn't even. It's. It's just like another Tuesday.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Yeah. It's like a handshake to him.

[Kyle]

Jeff Nadu does not get hit.

[Chase]

Okay.

[Kyle]

I want to know where I said it.

[Brandon]

Where do we all stand, starting with the booth? Head or nay? Does Jeff get sucked?

[Titus]

Stephen, be completely honest.

[Brandon]

Don't defer.

[Chase]

I bet you he gets sucked. I. I don't believe that he's getting sucked at the quantity that he is claiming to.

[Kyle]

Or.

[Chase]

He said that there were many videos of this.

[Mark]

He did.

[Chase]

I don't think there's a video of it.

[Kyle]

Zah.

[Chase]

I think.

[Kyle]

I think he's prolific. If he were for.

[Titus]

I'm on the.

[Chase]

I'm on.

[Mark]

No, dude.

[Kyle]

I mean, I'M a writer, but in this case, I'm on his side. I think he's prolific. You're a writer and a sucker.

[Chase]

Yep.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Nick]

I think he gets sucked pretty regularly. Whether he pays for that or not is a different.

[Titus]

What do you think?

[Nick]

I don't think he gets a lot of free suck, but at the end

[Brandon]

of the day, who does?

[Titus]

We all end up going for it.

[Eddie]

You're right.

[Titus]

Rappers should start bragging about the they got when they were broke. Yes, of course you did. When you were swimming. And endless money. They're always like, I have endless money and I get endless. Well, yeah, that's the reason. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Pre Fame Pussy.

[Titus]

Show me your innate ability.

[Kyle]

That album name.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Pre Fame Pussy.

[Titus]

Fp. Yeah.

[Brandon]

PFP commenter.

[Danny]

He gets. I think he got sucked. He gets sucked. He will get sucked. And this goes back the constant.

[Brandon]

He sucks the universe.

[Kyle]

And again, this goes back to the original.

[Brandon]

I'm a writer. You can be a writer and acknowledge when a man gets bi weekly.

[Danny]

I'm a. The fact that I'm such a writer is why I think he gets sucked. Because I remember the Nadu flu day when I was. I've never been more of a writer. That backfired, and now I'm in a position where I can't go down that road again.

[Kyle]

This goes back to the original thing Monday of you guys all pretending along with him and being like, oh, tell us more, Jeff. And now you're sitting there saying, yeah, he definitely gets sucked, but now he does not.

[Brandon]

But now it's like a parable. This is like an Aesop fable. Provide the you rack. He's crying wolf.

[Kyle]

We'll see. I'm just saying the phone's right here.

[Brandon]

He's got himself. And he's got himself into a bit of pickle.

[Nick]

I think the longer he takes to produce anything points to the fact that he would be getting free head because he was just getting. If he was just doing paid head, he would just go pay right now.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right.

[Danny]

It's a good point.

[Kyle]

I don't. I just can't think. A Thursday morning in Lancaster is a hotbed for paid head.

[Mark]

Oh, you haven't been to Lancaster.

[Kyle]

That's true. I have, actually. I have. Oh, yeah. Stopped by with Marty Mush and rode on the back of a. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Do the Amish give head?

[Kyle]

I mean, now we're into maybe during room perhaps.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

The tits bleed. What, like the skin of a breast.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, how.

[Titus]

I just can't Think of ever seeing that.

[Brandon]

When would you ever see a tit?

[Titus]

I guess I wouldn't.

[Mark]

Oh, when I was breastfeeding.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Mark]

My tits were blow out of the nipples crack.

[Titus]

Yeah, but like the skin.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think so.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Titus]

They'd have you cut it, but I. I haven't seen it.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

It's bleed, Kyle, just like you or I.

[Kyle]

Well, if we cut our tits, they bleed for sure.

[Danny]

No question.

[Kyle]

Right, right.

[Danny]

No question.

[Brandon]

Oh yeah.

[Kyle]

Well they're not extended off our body either.

[Danny]

Well, the Amish they suck.

[Brandon]

I'd imagine they get good handies.

[Danny]

They give great handies.

[Kyle]

I think anybody that has any society that participates in sex sucks. Correct. They're a non sucking society.

[Mark]

I feel like there's more societies where the guy doesn't go down right for sure again.

[Brandon]

But sucks.

[Mark]

Does new Doo doo that. Is he a team player?

[Kyle]

Shay? Now if I got him to talk about his pussy eating, could you tell if he's lying or not?

[Nick]

I mean, I don't know.

[Chase]

The

[Nick]

person giving sucks, so I think it'd be pretty difficult. I mean I could listen to what he's saying and give you what I think saying.

[Kyle]

As an expert in pussy eating you you should be able to tell if he is. If he's lying.

[Nick]

I mean I don't know the Lancaster puss game.

[Kyle]

So play along a little bit.

[Brandon]

The slightest bit.

[Kyle]

That would have been funny a tiny bit.

[Nick]

I do think that there is some would have. There's some religion, I believe that like don't you? Like through a sheet. Am I making this up?

[Kyle]

I think. I think that happened to men's family.

[Titus]

The sheet being the clothing of one of the parties.

[Brandon]

Is it Judaism?

[Titus]

I think it's Jewish people.

[Brandon]

Oh, oh. Urban legend. Complete physical.

[Nick]

Is that the one where the women shave their heads too?

[Mark]

No, they wear wigs.

[Brandon]

That was V for vendetta. You're confusing

[Danny]

G.I. jane

[Titus]

Begonia.

[Brandon]

Oh my God.

[Kyle]

So I. I don't know.

[Danny]

All right.

[Kyle]

If Jeff wants to we could just drop it all together.

[Brandon]

Oh my God.

[Kyle]

Okay. Wow. But the majority do not.

[Brandon]

Where are you getting your Jewish facts from, Steve?

[Titus]

What is this?

[Nick]

Was that Jew in the city?

[Brandon]

Is that the website

[Mark]

J subscriber?

[Danny]

Jew in the City.

[Brandon]

Jew in the city.

[Kyle]

Him and his girlfriend were in that magazine.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you did.

[Danny]

All right, well.

[Kyle]

So we all either wait or wait. You know what? We're not even gonna wait. If by 2 o' clock I don't have it, then he just.

[Danny]

He doesn't get how you left it. I can remember from. Yeah, I Thought. I thought he was gonna try to show you in person or something.

[Kyle]

Oh, he had 24 hours.

[Brandon]

Okay, Wyatt, we need two graphics ready. Sucked often never been sucked.

[Kyle]

And we're not going to call him. It's. It's on him. He's got till two o' clock balls in his court. I don't know, man.

[Danny]

I don't like this.

[Kyle]

What do you not like?

[Danny]

I don't.

[Kyle]

I making a man who's. Who who's character on the Internet. Back it up.

[Danny]

I'm worried for you. If you're wrong on this.

[Kyle]

You think my career is over.

[Danny]

Your career is over. You're done. You're so done in this town.

[Kyle]

Well, we'll just have to.

[Danny]

And I. And I think you had a. You're right to have suspicion.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I think you have just. You. You dove head first.

[Kyle]

Like I overplayed my hand.

[Danny]

Yeah. And you should have been a little more cautious. And now I'm worried.

[Kyle]

Do you think he's pot? I don't know who said it, but do you think it is possible he is riding furiously riding the streets of Lancaster looking for.

[Titus]

Oh, to get it just.

[Kyle]

Yeah, let me get a quick.

[Titus]

I got Skip the middleman.

[Mark]

He's on horseback riding through the street.

[Titus]

That would be so funny if he's trying to get head right now.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Frantically scrambling around some deadline head.

[Brandon]

Hey, weird question.

[Kyle]

I got two hours.

[Brandon]

My kind of co workers don't believe I've ever gotten sucked.

[Kyle]

She asked for the backstory. All right. So I was working for this company. This guy named Rico Bosco. He has to tell the whole thing.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And by that time.

[Titus]

Shut up and just flop your cock out. Jeff.

[Brandon]

Just shut up.

[Mark]

Let me say no more. Poor man.

[Kyle]

Oh fuck. I guess we could if we want to.

[Chase]

Look at this.

[Danny]

Wow. It's tight. Oh no.

[Kyle]

It's tight.

[Danny]

What a debate.

[Titus]

A thousand votes.

[Brandon]

Dude just nadu. Sucked unsucked. It's so funny.

[Kyle]

Dude.

[Titus]

What's going on?

[Brandon]

It died.

[Titus]

A hanging chad. Bush Gore.

[Brandon]

No, his dude. This dude Chad with a huge dick does the final vote. Hanging chad.

[Titus]

That's how it should be. Wait, is that an original thought?

[Brandon]

I guess.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

It should be the deciding factor in a tie. The chad with the biggest stick well endowed chad.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

We just go with what you say, man. You got the biggest piece.

[Danny]

So stupid.

[Kyle]

Now we do have the. The birthday party coming up on the 18th. We could stretch it out to then. I don't know what. What you guys want to do head

[Brandon]

on your birthday is like cake on your birthday. It's like it just comes with it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. I used to.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Outside of birthday, head is complete. Yeah. That's the challenge. I believe it. How do I think he's just trying to pick the best one to send.

[Danny]

Yeah. Would you not believe it?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What are the Mount Rushmore of head days?

[Kyle]

Birthday, anniversary.

[Brandon]

We've done this.

[Kyle]

He was at. No, no. Che was asking this the other day off the air.

[Nick]

I had sex.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Nick]

And that was just me and you golfing.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's right.

[Nick]

Cart talk.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was. Jay just wanted to talk about sex while we were playing golf. Birthday, anniversary, Valentine's. Is there a fourth?

[Wyatt]

Hmm.

[Titus]

Post op head goes crazy. Like, when you're a little delirious and

[Brandon]

you're giving or getting, like, your post op.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay. Sedated, wisdom teeth out.

[Kyle]

Like a little outpatient surgery.

[Titus]

Nervous about performance.

[Brandon]

Oh, dude, I'm horrible.

[Titus]

I did not do well. Nasty, disgraceful performance. It's not even about the, like, the hardness. No, no.

[Brandon]

It's just I. I'm uncomfortable and. Oh, yeah,

[Titus]

I tried. Like, you try to express pleasure and it comes out weird.

[Brandon]

It just comes out flat or monotone. Or you look down, you realize your socks are on. You try to lift your leg, take off your sock with your feet without getting caught.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Afterwards, she's like, you were horrible. Don't you read us an ad?

[Kyle]

I don't even know what to. I don't think you could do it out of that. I'm not doing that out of that, but just trying to do some sort of transition to get us somewhere else.

[Brandon]

Understandable, but I think we're gonna just be really stuck on this for a while.

[Kyle]

Ethan's out.

[Chase]

Ethan's out.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That sucks.

[Danny]

Oh, he's out.

[Titus]

It's gotta be a horrible.

[Danny]

He busted.

[Titus]

He busted.

[Mark]

Busted.

[Brandon]

All right, so he busted on camera. Oh, he looks the same.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's better

[Brandon]

he's ever been.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Brandon]

That's the healthiest and most color he's ever had.

[Danny]

Did he issue a statement of any kind?

[Titus]

You think he's distraught? I think, but.

[Eddie]

All right.

[Kyle]

Kings against queens or what do. Oh, that.

[Brandon]

Oh. Just ended immediately.

[Eddie]

It's over. We got it in with fives.

[Danny]

All right.

[Eddie]

10 big lines left. Less than 10. Can I call the at tens?

[Danny]

I really thought we were going to

[Eddie]

go on a run this year.

[Titus]

O.

[Kyle]

Not really a speed, more just like a walk. I would like to the bucket hat to remain part of the repertoire.

[Danny]

Yeah. Good on him.

[Kyle]

Yep, yep.

[Titus]

He can pull it he was close

[Danny]

to the money, huh?

[Brandon]

Was he 900 people away?

[Danny]

Oh, he's still 900 away. Is it?

[Kyle]

But 900 out of what? You know, 7,000 were already gone.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So top quarter did better than he did last year, Right?

[Kyle]

The better mint.

[Danny]

Damn. They still putting that on tv? Like the final table or the.

[Kyle]

I think they are. I don't think it gets the treatment it used to get out of esp.

[Danny]

Norman Chad. Is that the guy's name?

[Titus]

Yeah, Norman Chad. Oh, it was. I hated appointment television.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Early 2000s.

[Brandon]

It was always boring, right?

[Kyle]

Always.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

But like, Chad hates barstool. It created this excitement in the universe. Like this in grand enthusiasm over poker. Like we were all playing.

[Kyle]

I never had a poke. I never. I never had a poker.

[Titus]

Made us play poker more.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah, we played poker for sure. Boys died together. Five dollar buy in.

[Brandon]

A lot of birthday parties were poker nights with the boys.

[Danny]

Yeah, we used to like different back then.

[Brandon]

Like, that's what's.

[Danny]

So I used to like different. I feel like people don't. I'm seeing that a lot with the World cup especially. Why'd you watch that? Who wants to watch soc Soccer, dude, Come on.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And it's like there's nothing else on. That's why we're watching, if nothing else, you know?

[Kyle]

But we did used to watch whatever was on.

[Danny]

It was on. We're watching it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I don't remember thinking much about it. I don't remember going into a school and being like, I was watching poker last night. Like, poker, dude, football season starts in three months. Why are you watching?

[Brandon]

But there were no other options. Now there's too many options.

[Titus]

There used to be one option a night.

[Danny]

Yeah, yeah. We all watched it. We all watched whatever.

[Titus]

Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Now if you don't watch it, if you watch the incorrect thing, you get ridiculed.

[Titus]

There's infinite things. Yeah. Watch.

[Brandon]

I know.

[Nick]

Is that who Wants to Be a Millionaire moment the best moment in TV history?

[Kyle]

No, it's good.

[Brandon]

It's damn good.

[Titus]

When the guy called his dad and

[Brandon]

was he the first ever to win it?

[Kyle]

He was the first to win it.

[Brandon]

I mean, that is just perfect.

[Danny]

It's pretty awesome.

[Kyle]

It's not the best moment. TV history.

[Titus]

That's a good moment.

[Kyle]

Well, what is Neil Armstrong walking on the moon?

[Brandon]

Oh, that was big.

[Titus]

That's probably.

[Danny]

That's probably up there. That wasn't live. Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Was it?

[Kyle]

I don't know. I don't.

[Danny]

Oh, it wasn't it was live. Sometimes. Sometimes they do a live. But that one.

[Kyle]

That one was not live.

[Danny]

That one was not live.

[Brandon]

Che, I'm. I might be with you. That's up there.

[Titus]

Might be. Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Is Regis.

[Kyle]

Miracle. Nice.

[Nick]

Dead.

[Mark]

Yeah, he's dead.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. They've been dead.

[Brandon]

I always lumped him in with Larry King.

[Mark]

Larry King dead?

[Wyatt]

Oh, yeah.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He's more recently dead, though.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

He left behind a lot.

[Kyle]

Which one? Register or Larry King?

[Titus]

Larry.

[Brandon]

What do you mean? What do you leave behind?

[Titus]

Money. Why? He had like nine. Why?

[Brandon]

He was a big HGH guy, right?

[Titus]

A little too many.

[Kyle]

Was he?

[Brandon]

I think so.

[Kyle]

I don't know that. Regis was shockingly old. I think when he died. I thought he was like 60 something. He was 80, like 88 or something.

[Mark]

I think he was the first person to get veneers back in the day. And I remember his teeth, like, really sticking out to me back in the.

[Brandon]

He was another talk show host's assistant when he got started. Oh, he looks old.

[Danny]

How did he get famous?

[Brandon]

He was an assistant to another talk show host.

[Danny]

Oh, that's. You just said that there's a page

[Kyle]

for the Tonight Show. I didn't know that.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Attention.

[Brandon]

I just read this Wikipedia not too long ago.

[Kyle]

Notre Dame. I don't. I guess I don't know much about Regis.

[Nick]

Did he have haters? Yeah.

[Kyle]

No, not as me.

[Steve]

What do you mean? Did he do something controversial?

[Kyle]

No, people just like. I. I don't like Regis.

[Brandon]

Nobody was like Regis, right?

[Mark]

No, I don't think so.

[Kyle]

I don't think there was any Regis. But there was. I think there was Regis fatigue.

[Nick]

He had the most hours on TV

[Kyle]

ever see a little Steve Harvey thing where he had a. He had about a decade where he was on every.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but he wasn't like clever or funny. He was just kind.

[Kyle]

He was a little funny.

[Brandon]

Was he?

[Kyle]

I think he was a little funny.

[Brandon]

What's the funniest thing?

[Titus]

He had some lip.

[Kyle]

He had some lip. He was a little sass.

[Titus]

That was it.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I am not doing. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

That's my favorite Regis line.

[Titus]

That was pre social media, when who was hated pre social media, like widespread. Besides, like a disgraced criminal.

[Kyle]

It was all disgraced. You had. You had to earn your hate back.

[Brandon]

The dude that caught the Cubs ball, Bartman, I wasn't even.

[Titus]

How quick was he to get sympathy, though?

[Kyle]

In Chicago? I don't know. But nationwide, probably pretty quickly.

[Titus]

Really not.

[Steve]

No, I disagree. I think during that time, like, he might have just Started getting sympathy a few years ago.

[Kyle]

No, no, In Chicago. I remember nationwide. It was very quick.

[Steve]

You were in Mississippi, like, a week later being like, I feel bad.

[Kyle]

Yes. Everybody felt bad for that guy.

[Titus]

I don't know.

[Steve]

I don't know if people knew how serious it was at that point that he'd eventually go into witness protection.

[Kyle]

I think people knew pretty quick that Chicago people treated him like.

[Titus]

That was more of like a moment. Like, was there, like, a celebrity who was just hated. Courtney there had to have been, like, get this person off my screen.

[Brandon]

We kind of did it to Britney Spears, didn't we? We drove her to inside.

[Mark]

I feel bad about that now. And I look back at.

[Brandon]

Were you a part of the interviews?

[Mark]

No, no. I was always a fan.

[Danny]

But Andy Dick.

[Brandon]

That's deserved, right?

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Didn't Tom Green have some.

[Nick]

The tractors.

[Kyle]

I think that was just a divide between young and old, though.

[Danny]

That was just parents that don't get it, man.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That was this.

[Steve]

And Eminem.

[Danny]

Lame teachers.

[Kyle]

Y' all remember how funny Tom Green was at the beginning?

[Brandon]

I don't think it aged too well, though.

[Kyle]

Probably not. But I. At the time, I thought it was the funniest thing that we'd ever see.

[Brandon]

Freddie got fingered.

[Kyle]

That was bad.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Just the show.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle]

With Glenn sitting over here. Yeah.

[Titus]

Remind me. Shock factor Pranks. And he was kind of disgusting. Gag.

[Danny]

Kind of is why Jackass exists.

[Mark]

It was like Andre.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

He kind of invented podcasts, too.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Didn't he?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Chase]

The.

[Titus]

A member of the webcam.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He made out with Glenn's curve hump to Dead Moose. Yeah. He was funny. Funny guy.

[Danny]

Funny fella.

[Kyle]

Didn't last long. I don't think he was beloved for very long.

[Mark]

And now he's back, Is he. He does a podcast that I think that does pretty well. He, like, runs a farm in Canada. He just got married.

[Titus]

Well, nowadays you don't. There's no lasting long. You got two months to do your act, and then.

[Danny]

Stale.

[Kyle]

Well, that's if you spit on that thing until they hate you.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is she back?

[Kyle]

I don't think she'll ever be back. I think we all. I think the entire country kind of regrets how famous we made her for sucking dick.

[Danny]

If only there were a way for her to get a ton of attention. Sucking a dick.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

That would get on our radar.

[Danny]

We would pay attention.

[Titus]

That would be. That would actually be epic.

[Kyle]

If he's in negotiations with her right now.

[Brandon]

If Haley Welch is Orlando.

[Danny]

Can you imagine?

[Chase]

I don't.

[Kyle]

I'M still going back on the universally hated people in like the 80s and 90s.

[Titus]

I mean, there had to have been.

[Kyle]

There were a lot of universally beloved people.

[Titus]

But nowadays people are Geraldo. Maybe for nothing in particular, just for being universally agreed upon as boring and stale and annoying.

[Kyle]

I think now we just. It just becomes quickly just ignoring and you fall off the face of the earth. As opposed to. Back then there was a lane like I think all the talk show hosts after, like Oprah and Donahue, they were big. But then like Ricky Lake, Jerry Springer and Jerry Springer ended up leaning into it. They were all viewed as like trashy people.

[Mark]

Yeah. Ricky Lake got shit on a lot.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Lake and then Geraldo again and then Montel Williams was kind of a joke of a talk show.

[Brandon]

But it seemed like once you achieve fame back then, you had it forever.

[Titus]

Oh yeah, it was long lasting.

[Kyle]

Now Maury leaned into it too. Maury leaned into just doing the trash part and. And got very still with us. I think he just left.

[Brandon]

No more electric.

[Titus]

Someone did the. Someone did the last podcast. Was it Roan or Caleb?

[Brandon]

I think we're confusing him with Jerry Springer.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Or he's gone.

[Mark]

I don't know which one's married to Connie Chung. They're still together. They're still going strong.

[Kyle]

I think Maury's still going.

[Mark]

Pretty sure they're still like posting stuff together.

[Brandon]

Is Maury that alive?

[Steve]

Alive.

[Danny]

He's alive.

[Brandon]

Thank fucking.

[Kyle]

When did he die?

[Brandon]

Maury's alive.

[Titus]

Not only is he alive, is he thriving? He's only 87.

[Brandon]

I don't know if you can. Only that one. He's an Ivy League guy.

[Kyle]

He's been active in entertainment since 1962.

[Danny]

That's wild.

[Kyle]

Wow. Good. Good for.

[Nick]

Good.

[Kyle]

Good.

[Brandon]

Is anybody picking up the mantle of Trash tv?

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, that's just. That's just tick tocks, right? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Like TV eternity tests. Yeah. What's on tv?

[Titus]

It's just like.

[Kyle]

Well, yeah. All those reality shows are trash.

[Titus]

Apple TV has like a. A list star.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Titus]

In a supposedly incredible series. Everybody loves to find about. Find out about a new one every day.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we were talking about it. Apple puts out a one word show in white font. Helvetica or any sans serif with starring the biggest celeb of all time.

[Titus]

It doesn't penetrate your Internet whatsoever.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but like all those reality shows are huge now. They're just pure trash. Right. The love stuff.

[Titus]

Oh, there's.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

All the housewives.

[Kyle]

And that's all trash.

[Titus]

It is pure trash.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

So it is.

[Kyle]

It's thriving, which I don't watch any of, but it is thriving.

[Brandon]

We might be the new trash.

[Kyle]

Are we this.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is Garba.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Mark]

For sure.

[Kyle]

When's the last time we talked about something that was trash?

[Brandon]

Yeah, you're right. We. I mean, that's a plot from this man with the bowl cut. Says he gets sucked all the time. We put him on a light.

[Danny]

All right, Bring him out.

[Kyle]

All right. Phone check. Dry.

[Brandon]

Maybe just text him. Just be like, clock's ticking.

[Kyle]

All right,

[Chase]

Graphics are made.

[Brandon]

Oh, can we see him?

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Mark]

It's like a Lucifer.

[Titus]

Love it.

[Brandon]

Why does that make him look like a criminal? He's wanted for never getting head.

[Titus]

Yeah, perfect.

[Brandon]

Thank you. I love to put that out at the end of the year. Like, graphics. We never got to use and to do Never been sucked.

[Steve]

I think we need his birth year to the current. Current year.

[Wyatt]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Like, what a span

[Kyle]

you have until.

[Titus]

And I.

[Wyatt]

This is.

[Brandon]

This has to be pissing him off.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. It's his big birthday month. He's trying to enjoy that. Your ghost.

[Steve]

Maybe he gets sympathy suck then.

[Kyle]

Yeah. This could lead in him getting the sucking of a lifetime.

[Mark]

Yes. Yes.

[Kyle]

Oh.

[Steve]

Oh, you got bubbles. What are you doing?

[Titus]

What's going on?

[Brandon]

Spawning Quick.

[Kyle]

We've got bubbles.

[Titus]

We got bubbles.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Bubbles.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

Standby.

[Kyle]

First of all, I've got. I've got one. One word, one message. Dude, now I got bubbles.

[Titus]

Solo, dude.

[Kyle]

Yeah, just.

[Titus]

Dude, something's about to happen.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So that either means I've.

[Danny]

Still bubbles.

[Kyle]

No, no, he's not gonna. He doesn't have it. I told them why I don't want to send that to people. Tate will see it in person and it will prove it.

[Danny]

Now,

[Kyle]

I'm just saying, if you yourself are going on the Internet doing videos pointing at hotel room beds and saying, that's where I got sucked and she looked in that mirror. And then when you're asked to prove it and you can't do it, but

[Danny]

it sounds like he can. He just. He doesn't want to send you the video. That feels like. That feels like a fair point of view.

[Kyle]

But Mark, again, he was.

[Brandon]

So we got to get Anthony Edwards to text him.

[Kyle]

He's so adamant with his bragging on. On the Internet that it seems like someone that braggadocious and that forward with it would not have a problem sending him.

[Danny]

I don't know. I think he's a. He's a. He's a great sucky.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Danny]

But all things also why he's Also a classy man. And he's like, I can't.

[Kyle]

You guys all agree by the rules of sucked unsucked, and now you're trying to make sucking.

[Danny]

No, he's got to prove it. Brandon.

[Brandon]

Devastated. So.

[Kyle]

Well, you just stop giving the man all this leeway. It's either you gotten sucked and you can prove it, or you never been fucking sucked.

[Titus]

We have to be able to compromise. Maybe audio. Just the audio.

[Brandon]

Audio? Yes, audio.

[Titus]

Let's see what he provides.

[Brandon]

Audio, go.

[Kyle]

Just.

[Brandon]

Fine with me.

[Titus]

I'll be. Actually, I would prefer just the audio.

[Danny]

Yeah, audio.

[Kyle]

We don't want audio.

[Mark]

Wow.

[Titus]

Brandon. Let's take what we can get.

[Kyle]

We ought to be able to get what he says, what he acts like we can get.

[Danny]

I mean, it might be a federal crime to. To text that to someone, you know, you can't be.

[Mark]

Exactly.

[Steve]

There also was an app made for

[Danny]

this willy nilly sinning called Snapchat.

[Kyle]

And now inspire immediately you. You are the little. And he says, Titus is absolutely right. So he's watching this. He's right.

[Danny]

He's watching I got your back, Nadu.

[Kyle]

He's watching your little bleeding hard ass being like, oh, well, why don't we just believe him? But we gave him 24 hours. And nobody's standing on our 24 hour deadline. Nobody's saying what we said has any weight to it, but wouldn't you. Anybody can come in here and say they've been sucked and we can't. We can't do anything about it.

[Brandon]

But what world would you rather live in? A world where Nadu gets sucked. Like if Nadu gets sucked on the reg, what's stopping you from becoming whatever you want to be?

[Kyle]

I am whatever I want to be. And I don't think it's too much to ask somebody who makes his entire character. I get sucked a lot to prove he gets sucked.

[Danny]

He's gonna prove it to Tate in

[Kyle]

a few short weeks, which that's just gonna be a doctored photo or something. Hello?

[Steve]

Hello?

[Kyle]

Ed.

[Brandon]

Audio talking sucks.

[Wyatt]

Yeah,

[Danny]

he's looking after the women. That's what it is. That's why it's someone's daughter. That's true.

[Mark]

Shoving his true gentleman is always Jeff.

[Danny]

He's face.

[Brandon]

Yeah, he's thrusting hard.

[Nick]

What's wrong?

[Titus]

That's somebody's ex girlfriend.

[Brandon]

That's somebody's future girlfriend.

[Danny]

Somebody's girlfriend.

[Kyle]

Jeff Nadeu comes on the show on Monday and points at a place in a hotel room, says, yeah, she was. She was watching. Were you on the show Monday?

[Eddie]

I was on the show Monday.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. And you remember that. And I called everybody in here out, like, why do y' all keep letting him play this character and keep lying and just let him live out his fantasies of being a sucked man? And then I said, he's got 24 hours to prove he got sucked and he can't do it. He won't do it.

[Danny]

But I, I, I'm, I'm arguing, Eddie, that that's an unfair standard.

[Kyle]

But it's what we agreed to yesterday.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but in hindsight, it's an unfair

[Danny]

standard to just be like, send me a video of a woman sucking your penis for.

[Titus]

Especially for a public figure with decorum.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Does anyone, he doesn't have any.

[Eddie]

Does anyone in here have that video?

[Brandon]

A suck video? Yeah, but I don't say, I don't claim to be the suck.

[Kyle]

I don't do videos saying, but you

[Eddie]

have been sucked, Eddie.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's not the point, Eddie. He's playing a character where he. Oh, look how much footsie I get.

[Titus]

Eddie. He said he's claiming that he has several videos.

[Eddie]

All right. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, ask him for one. In hindsight, the camera's behind him, so you can't see the girl.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna ask because Kyle seems to want it. I'm gonna say, what are our chances of getting an audio only version?

[Eddie]

Just wait.

[Kyle]

Oh, he's watching.

[Mark]

So, So, I mean, he's posted dinner tables with large breasts on the other side of them.

[Brandon]

That's right.

[Eddie]

Just wait for the Yorgo.

[Mark]

He's not eating with a mannequin. That's a real person.

[Steve]

I'm curious. He said he would do this yesterday. What's changed since then? I understand if you initially were like, there's no way I'm gonna send this video.

[Eddie]

I just want his member to be in the video.

[Steve]

Right, but why, why did that change from yesterday?

[Danny]

What's he saying?

[Kyle]

I texted, you've never been sucked. And he thumbs it down.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

And I thumbs up his thumbs down.

[Brandon]

Wait, is that just you Thumbs up his. You've never been sucked. You're you.

[Kyle]

And then he said, you don't know shit about this. I know that you can't provide proof that you've ever been sucked. And you, you're, you're, you're living this character online and these idiots are letting you do it. That's what I know. Fucking asshole.

[Brandon]

Where do you stand at?

[Eddie]

I mean, he's definitely been sucked.

[Brandon]

Thank you,

[Kyle]

you guys.

[Eddie]

You think he's never been sucked?

[Kyle]

You guys.

[Steve]

Brandon, the worst People you know have

[Kyle]

been Titus, Eddie, Kyle, Nick. You are the worst. And you let this guy live out his dreams online and be. And pretend to be this, this cool ass dude.

[Brandon]

No, Brandon, but like, you could be like the worst dude of all time. You could fall into a sock, right?

[Steve]

The worst people ever have.

[Kyle]

He's never fought. Just don't. He doesn't know what a suck feels like. He doesn't know what a suck. He can't even imagine a suck.

[Brandon]

I mean, what you're saying is incredibly offensive.

[Nick]

Do you think if he admitted to never being sucked, it would be way easier for him to get sucked on his birthday?

[Danny]

Oh yeah.

[Nick]

Somebody want to be the first, right?

[Titus]

No, I get what you mean.

[Kyle]

I, I wrote, I wrote all one line. Never been sucked.

[Titus]

Wow.

[Kyle]

Yeah. All right, and if I do it like that, it hurts more.

[Danny]

But what if he, what if he shows a video of what at his birthday party of him getting sucked and Tate reports back? Would you, would you take that as proof or would you say, is it gonna be tape?

[Kyle]

Is it gonna be Tate coming off like a three day stream where he's just, he's, he's hallucinating and, and he's just, he can be visually fooled.

[Danny]

Huh?

[Kyle]

Is that gonna be the tape we get?

[Danny]

Huh? I feel like you came to a conclusion before you even asked the question.

[Nick]

You.

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm going bigger. You're a phony.

[Brandon]

Don't do that.

[Kyle]

You're a big fat phony.

[Danny]

Damn.

[Chase]

Stop it.

[Brandon]

This might be the best day of Rico's life.

[Kyle]

I don't like him either. Fuck em both. They both suck.

[Titus]

I guess you can do that. Oh, that's convenient to know. What a relief.

[Eddie]

See him driving that bulldozer backwards?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay, now, now, now, now. He said. All right, now, now, here, now.

[Titus]

Okay, we got something.

[Kyle]

I said never been sucked. He said, you just sound jealous at this point. And I said, you're a phony. He said, sorry that I'm living the good life, pal. He's not living.

[Brandon]

But does he understand the trickle down of like now. There's, there's no proof of him. You have proof of

[Kyle]

I have four kids is what I'm telling him.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

With a. That came out of a.

[Brandon]

He's anti kid thinks it ruins your life. Is he right?

[Titus]

Actually got be honest because I, I would like to know.

[Kyle]

Oh. Huh.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's having kids ruin your life.

[Brandon]

I'm just afraid to do it. Then I don't like it.

[Kyle]

Day one, having kids makes your life way better.

[Titus]

That's true.

[Kyle]

That is absolutely true. 100 true.

[Titus]

That's good, Jay.

[Nick]

Definitely.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

You have to. I mean, but you have. But you have to say that there's not a world where you couldn't say exactly.

[Kyle]

I think there's parents in this world that will say it.

[Jeff Nadu]

But.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but are there moments where you're just like, damn, oh yeah.

[Kyle]

But there's moments when you're single and childless that you're like, damn right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You remember that chick on Love is Blind who was like, I hate my.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh my God, I do. Yeah, it happens. You see posts about it. Yeah, that makes sense.

[Danny]

That's way better.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Unhappy people are gonna find a way to.

[Titus]

I believe you guys fully.

[Brandon]

Okay,

[Kyle]

that's Bosco. What's the end goal here?

[Brandon]

I get so mad.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Can I be the first person that's anti both of them?

[Mark]

Them?

[Brandon]

You have to.

[Danny]

Yeah. I honestly didn't know that was actually.

[Titus]

Yeah, I like them both. I'm pro both of them.

[Brandon]

I'm excited to see that. Bosco Industries.

[Danny]

Jay, did you see the kid that could could name all the NFL games that have happened, like basically ever?

[Nick]

That was pretty sick.

[Danny]

You're a fan of that?

[Nick]

Yeah. How could you not be?

[Brandon]

What was that? Camp.

[Kyle]

Broadcasting camp.

[Brandon]

Was it broadcasting camp?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I thought of say like imagine a lot of people did three.

[Kyle]

Okay, hold up, Give me a second.

[Titus]

No, no, I'm not forgetting.

[Wyatt]

I just need to remind myself.

[Kyle]

Oh, they watched the pet

[Wyatt]

before they

[Kyle]

walked to the dolphin team. Logan

[Titus]

5.

[Wyatt]

They had to buy.

[Mark]

We sticked.

[Danny]

Okay,

[Kyle]

Okay, okay.

[Titus]

Oh, we take.

[Wyatt]

They walked in a jar.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Really impressive.

[Kyle]

Oh, we definitely watched the Cardinals. It's the same ovation.

[Danny]

Yeah. I love this genre video.

[Kyle]

Yeah,

[Titus]

more of them. Yeah.

[Brandon]

What genre would that be?

[Kyle]

Yeah, give it a name. Diagnose that for us.

[Titus]

Performance enhanced memorization.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

How long would it take?

[Titus]

Trust me, that's the best feeling in the world for that kid.

[Brandon]

Do you like when you name an NFL hometown and people go nuts?

[Titus]

No.

[Brandon]

Oh, all right.

[Titus]

I feel a little guilty.

[Eddie]

How long did it take you to do that?

[Titus]

Well, it's just the skill positions. Okay, start three receivers, tight end. All right, that's still in white. In running back.

[Brandon]

Do you have a bandage on your shoe toe?

[Titus]

Yeah, they're brand new and I dirtied them up already. The front here.

[Kyle]

Good looking shoes.

[Titus]

Yeah, they were.

[Brandon]

See what's on what's under the bandage?

[Titus]

Dirt and scuff. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Why don't you just wipe it off?

[Titus]

Cuz I couldn't get it out.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Titus]

You mean change or something?

[Kyle]

No, no.

[Brandon]

I just might be calling more attention to it.

[Mark]

You could be starting a trend.

[Eddie]

Other wrong with dirt.

[Kyle]

Take your shoes off. That's. That's trashy.

[Brandon]

Get the wigwams on. It's a good sock.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Titus]

My big toe slides.

[Kyle]

Fuck you. I fell into it.

[Titus]

Such a clown for ruining my shit. Drawing attention to my.

[Kyle]

I stuffed up.

[Titus]

Now I gotta wear these. My only backup. Oh, I hate when this happens. There's no other shoes that I can put on anything. There's no. Hey, dudes. These are my only options.

[Danny]

A big toast.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Eddie]

They're comfortable.

[Titus]

They're too big.

[Kyle]

Did you. Did you play a role there or were you just.

[Eddie]

Sure.

[Brandon]

And I just fell right into that trap.

[Titus]

All right,

[Brandon]

so, you know, we had a slow day yesterday with the interview. So you thought it was time to bust out the big toes waiting for these.

[Titus]

I was like, I cannot let that happen again. An emergency plan. I thought Chris Lake was coming in and then he canceled. Yeah, that was a bummer.

[Danny]

He's like the dj.

[Titus]

He's like the. Like, probably maybe my favorite.

[Chase]

I got a DM that was like, yo, Chris Lakes in Chicago this week and he wants to go on the yak. And I was like, is this a scam? And the guy was like, no. So then he took my email and he sent me an email, and it was very real. And then he was like, oh, actually, he doesn't land until 4pm on Friday.

[Titus]

Oh, I know.

[Chase]

That'll do it. But see you next time.

[Brandon]

Big time.

[Titus]

Yeah, he's big time. He's been big time. He's been at it for decades.

[Chase]

He just did Travis Kelsey's bachelor party.

[Titus]

He's so. He's, like, humble, nice, good sense of humor.

[Brandon]

Would you have done the big toe slides in front of him?

[Titus]

No, but he. He was tweeting in, like, 2008, so there was a lot.

[Brandon]

What do you mean?

[Titus]

Like, when you're, like, researching somebody.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Titus]

Oh, go back and, like, you know,

[Brandon]

what did he have? Good.

[Titus]

I'll save it just in case he comes.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Any roommates who. He doesn't know who the they are anymore.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, that.

[Titus]

That guy. Yeah, that's him. It's Paige, all right. It's not him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the best.

[Kyle]

Brandon, I'm just checking the. Checking the old sheet to see what?

[Brandon]

About to do an ad.

[Kyle]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Oh, I will kind of wish you saw the big toe slides on.

[Titus]

Yeah, a 15 second punchline.

[Brandon]

Ed, what Size are you? You got similar size?

[Titus]

Because those aren't my size. Those are 12s.

[Eddie]

I'm far away from that. That's not that far ahead, kinda.

[Kyle]

Roback activewear is the best fit, the best feel. Summer wardrobe check. Let's run through what Robeck has going on right now. Of course, they've got swim trunks, some of the best designs out there. Quick dry, four way stretch and a liner so comfortable you're gonna want to keep it in for the pool, the lake, the boat, the beach, it doesn't matter. These swim trunks are built for all of it. Then their tailwind tees are the best beach tee out there. They're soft, they're stretchy, and they actually look good. They're not stiff, they're not scratchy. You wear it once and you forget about it. They're an everyday T shirt. For Polos, they got the sweater polo and the tailwind polo. They're both great. Sweater polo is a sleeper. Nobody saw it coming from Roback, but it's super comfortable and ridiculously clean looking. The tailwind polo is buttersoft with a clean look and easy to throw on anywhere. Honestly, just build the whole summer wardrobe from Roback and don't think about it. Go to roback.com rho b a c k.com use code yak for 20 off your first purchase. Best fit, best feel. Roback

[Chase]

New college is coming soon to their collegiate stuff too.

[Kyle]

Oh, really? Is Rucker's coming?

[Chase]

They might be coming.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Kyle]

That was just. Yep.

[Titus]

What is going on with LeBron James?

[Kyle]

He has informed the Lakers he is not coming back to them last week, right? Yeah. So he is going to. His next team will be his last team, I assume so. A lot of people think he's going back to Cleveland, but there's other teams. Like, people think he might be getting together with Steph Curry and playing in Golden State.

[Titus]

Is there something else as far as off the court? Yes.

[Kyle]

I don't know. Whatever. You. You got to tell me what you know.

[Titus]

I don't know anything.

[Brandon]

Oh, are you suspecting anything?

[Titus]

It seems like there's.

[Kyle]

Are there rumors of anything?

[Mark]

Why would he just randomly leave? Because isn't that like his team?

[Kyle]

Well, I mean, he's been. He's. He's played for Cleveland twice. Played for the. He played for the Lakers for what, eight years? A lot of people think the, the, you know, the one last loop around with Cleveland makes a lot of sense because that's where he got drafted and that's where he's from. Ish.

[Eddie]

Isn't it crazy that the Lakers were his most consecutive years together?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Wow.

[Eddie]

Yes. Yeah.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

How old is he?

[Kyle]

42 or B? 42 this year. He's born in December of 84.

[Brandon]

You love LeBron.

[Kyle]

I love LeBron. Yeah. I'm a huge LeBron guy.

[Eddie]

Came out as a truth or.

[Mark]

But there's no, like, scuttlebutt about, like, he's been beefing with his trainer at LA or.

[Eddie]

He's always beefing.

[Mark]

Oh, he is.

[Brandon]

Eddie hates LeBron.

[Eddie]

I don't hate him. I respect the. Out of what he's done.

[Titus]

Obviously, people are retweeting, like, his very old tweets, and it seems like there is, like, an underlying joke that I don't get.

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm not aware of it. I am out of the loop on the LeBron jokes, but I think you'd

[Eddie]

say he's got a lot of problems.

[Kyle]

I would not say that. Like, what I would say, Eddie, this is. And this is. This. What's hilarious about this is it comes from, like, a Chicago Bulls fan. Michael Jordan had all these problems that everybody just ignored because he was beloved and he was incredible. He was a fucking asshole that punched teammates at practice. LeBron James says taco Tuesday in a funny way. LeBron James is socially awkward sometimes, but he's terrific teammate. Terrific. Seems to be a terrific husband and father, and people hate on him just to be hate. That's what I have to say about that completely.

[Titus]

Have you read books or articles about Michael Jordan being an asshole? Yes, I remember there was like, a Sports Illustrated one that really.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Impacted how I viewed him.

[Kyle]

He is and was an asshole. And people say, oh, that's how competitive he was. Well, okay, that doesn't mean he's not an.

[Danny]

But he was never really.

[Kyle]

He is the greatest basketball player of all time.

[Danny]

It wasn't ever really framed as him being an. It was like, framed as him being super competitive. And, like, that's what we should all desire to be.

[Kyle]

He punched Steve, Kirk, everybody.

[Danny]

Everybody should be wired like that. We should all take that mentality into our jobs.

[Kyle]

Can you imagine, eddie, if. If LeBron James punched somebody in practice?

[Eddie]

I mean, we don't have to do a LeBron Jordan thing on the act, right?

[Kyle]

No, we don't.

[Jeff Nadu]

But you.

[Kyle]

You brought it up.

[Steve]

Like you.

[Kyle]

You said he's done so many things wrong.

[Eddie]

And you bring up Taco Tuesday like you're not going to bring up the fact that he constructed his roster and then complains about it. The fact that he got Frank Vogel fight like that. Like, that's the stuff that I'm talking about.

[Kyle]

NBA superstars get coaches fired. That just. That's a reality of the situation. And you think Michael Jordan wasn't involved with constructing his rosters?

[Eddie]

Who's the poor guy? That was the Cleveland coach, Ty Lou Black.

[Wyatt]

Oh, Black.

[Eddie]

I can't, like, I mean, come on. Like.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, he certainly got some things. But I think if you were to line up the things and then you look at, you know, Michael Jordan. We never talk about his things, but we talk about all LeBron's things. Fair point, sir. We don't have to have this conversation here.

[Eddie]

Right. Maybe after hours.

[Kyle]

Oh, we have a show every. Every Monday through Friday on I Want to Know. Then you also have a show. So we can do it on one of them shows. Yeah, a sports show.

[Danny]

There are other shows. Let's stick to.

[Eddie]

Sorry.

[Danny]

Let's stick to the.

[Eddie]

My Airbnb didn't have an oven.

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

There we go. That's.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

Thank God.

[Eddie]

Sorry. Shouldn't an oven be just.

[Mark]

Yes, yes.

[Titus]

No oven should be one of the first things in the. The description of the place.

[Kyle]

Why wouldn't it have an oven?

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying.

[Brandon]

Did you need an oven or were

[Eddie]

you just shot with frozen pizzas?

[Kyle]

Oven's like the third thing you put in the house. You put toilets.

[Steve]

Because it was on. Put in bay.

[Titus]

Didn't have an oven. But I didn't have anything.

[Eddie]

Taking me three weeks to come clean.

[Titus]

Oh, yeah, that place. Yeah, that's because that place sucks.

[Brandon]

Because the worst place on earth.

[Eddie]

Oh, Nick.

[Mark]

But it had, like, a normal looking kitchen. But there was just no oven.

[Eddie]

Yes, no oven. Just. They're like.

[Brandon]

Were you missing the oven?

[Mark]

Is there a chance? Because sometimes they're a little disguised dishwasher.

[Eddie]

No oven.

[Mark]

Were there any reviews being that also noticed there was no oven?

[Eddie]

No. But then I looked back and the description says kitchenette.

[Brandon]

That should still mean, like.

[Mark]

But it was like a normal house.

[Eddie]

It was a townhouse.

[Danny]

A townhouse oven with no, like a stove situation. Like a hot plate or something.

[Eddie]

It had. Yeah, it had like, the range. Like the electric.

[Steve]

Like a microwave oven.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Eddie]

The electric.

[Mark]

No oven.

[Eddie]

No oven.

[Mark]

Huh?

[Chase]

Come on.

[Titus]

And were you in dire need of an oven?

[Eddie]

Yeah, we had frozen pizzas to get to.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Eddie]

You know that's the best thing when you're drunk.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

So what did you have? So you found out later, like, you come home drunk and then you have frozen pizzas. No oven.

[Eddie]

We found out right away. And I. We tried to flip houses because of the no oven fiasco.

[Brandon]

Oh, can we pull up the listing? I just want to see.

[Eddie]

Yeah, please, please.

[Danny]

You still Airbnb still a common thing for you? Or is it like a time and place situation? Like, do you. How often do you do airbnb?

[Eddie]

I find. And especially like content wise, like, I find more like funny situations come out of Airbnb stays.

[Brandon]

I will never choose an Airbnb over a hotel.

[Danny]

Yeah, I. I've gotten that. I. I used to love.

[Titus]

I think everyone's first started.

[Danny]

I was like, what a concept. This is awesome.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I just get annoyed by.

[Mark]

We were just someone on Lake Michigan with Pat's family, and we had to leave the garage door open and shut. There was the only way his mom could get like, in and out of the house without stairs or whatever. And the family kept driving by and being like, shut the garage door. Like, they kept like yelling at us. It's like, well, we just left two minutes ago. We didn't. Yeah, it's like that.

[Danny]

I still don't want to call.

[Mark]

They're like watching us.

[Danny]

They make you put all the trash in your car and drive it to this place and now your car smells like.

[Eddie]

And now I do.

[Danny]

It's like, what?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I do think they're loosening the grips a little bit on like the cleanup.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Because that was getting ridiculous.

[Mark]

Well, the one we did in Florida too, it had this little hangout area outside with these little lounge chairs or whatever. And when the kids were napping and stuff, we'd sit out there and just like, talk and like, have a glass of wine or whatever. But they had the camera right there too. So I'm like, are they just like. I felt weird even talking. Like, not that I was saying anything crazy, but I was like, I just feel like we're sitting here getting watched. It's weird.

[Eddie]

And a guy in Tampa accused us of stealing the garbage can. I was like, sir, I. I assure you, yes, we do not.

[Titus]

There's no reason anyone would do that.

[Eddie]

Exactly.

[Titus]

I guess it just happened.

[Brandon]

I'm going to go to a hotel, cover the sheets and marinara sauce as I'm eating, laying down.

[Titus]

Oh, it's the best.

[Brandon]

I'm going to not be ready to leave. I'm going to go up and tell the desk, can I stay later? They'll be like, yeah, it's so much better. I'm going to lose 10 keys.

[Danny]

Check in was 4:30 for this place. Checkout was 10am oh, hotels are just disgusting.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Check out was 10am yeah, we're losing. We're losing that battle, too.

[Steve]

Did you see the Rosillo clip from recently? The life advice segment where he was like, there were like, two families who booked an Airbnb and they had like a rule, a standard rule. No more than eight, nine people, whatever. But occasionally other people were just coming in and out, say hi, maybe stopping by for a drink. And then the next day, without telling them, the owner just canceled on them. They had two more nights to stay there.

[Kyle]

And they're like, nope.

[Titus]

Stories like that.

[Mark]

Yeah, yeah.

[Steve]

Like, what are you supposed to do if you're in a whole other state and don't have anywhere?

[Titus]

Refunding isn't enough.

[Steve]

No. And they didn't get refunded.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Because they broke the rules.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I think that's a big problem across these home rental services. Like, people are canceling if it's like, like the price goes up and they want to just jack it up.

[Steve]

Like, no warning is crazy.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I agree.

[Titus]

So what else could you do if you have, like, a family get together?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Danny]

I don't know. I don't. I don't know.

[Steve]

How are, like, old school bed and breakfast holding up?

[Titus]

Bad. I don't like to talk about it.

[Brandon]

It's got to be pretty grim.

[Steve]

I mean, same, but they're. You're not being recorded at all times.

[Mark]

Yeah, I've stated a few of those. I like them. They make you breakfast in the morning. You sit and talk to strangers and stuff. I like that.

[Eddie]

Has anyone done a hostel?

[Mark]

Yes.

[Titus]

No.

[Eddie]

No.

[Mark]

I was a prolific hostile user way too late in life. I love them.

[Eddie]

Are you a couch surfing.

[Titus]

It's all, like, weird dudes hoping to be, like, in a hostel with a bunch of chicks. And then it's all just that dude. Just do like 10 of that. Dude.

[Mark]

Hostels are really cool. It does give off, like, youth pastor vibes. You know what I'm talking about? There's a guy with a puka shell necklace. It's been there a little too long. But no, they're really cool. Some of them are like, fantastic. Like 25 bucks a night. You're only sleeping there.

[Titus]

I guess if you're active, like, you're gonna taste the city and that's your only goal. Yeah.

[Mark]

And it's a good way to make friends if you're younger and you're like, traveling. But also maybe a good way to get murdered.

[Eddie]

Does that couch surfing website still Exist. Remember that?

[Mark]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Remember?

[Brandon]

That's got to be dangerous.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Somebody's.

[Eddie]

This is it.

[Brandon]

Okay, let's see. You're in Harriet's house.

[Eddie]

Yeah. You gotta go down.

[Mark]

Oh, that's cute.

[Eddie]

Gotta go down to the townhouses. Yes, the put in bay. Townhouse.

[Kyle]

Okay, let's see.

[Brandon]

Kitchen.

[Kyle]

All right, so wait a second.

[Eddie]

Kitchenette.

[Danny]

Kitchenette.

[Steve]

Oh, I'll say. From the outside, you would assume this place has a kitchen.

[Mark]

Kitchen, for sure.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What does kitchenette mean?

[Mark]

Like a coffee maker. Toaster.

[Danny]

No big appliances.

[Kyle]

So it's microwave and.

[Chase]

And a hot plate.

[Titus]

Pretty much.

[Steve]

Fridge.

[Brandon]

Fridge. And a dishwasher.

[Wyatt]

Fridge.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Oh, yeah. Look at the little stove.

[Titus]

Weird.

[Danny]

That's tough.

[Eddie]

You got to say no oven. Right.

[Titus]

Kitchenette. You do have to, explicitly.

[Brandon]

I also don't think you have to say private bathroom.

[Mark]

Bathroom.

[Eddie]

True.

[Kyle]

No. You might, though. There could be places in this world

[Brandon]

that you shared bathrooms.

[Kyle]

Shared bathrooms? Yeah. Or, you know, community bathrooms.

[Brandon]

Ed, that looks horrible.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And confirm my suspicions.

[Eddie]

I know. I tried to get moved to the Harriet house. And this.

[Kyle]

The description said, how about enjoying the lap of luxury? It's a compact. A kitchenette is a compact, streamlined food preparation area typically found in studio apartments, large ovens, hotel rooms, dormitories, and in law suites.

[Danny]

So they would argue that they did say this.

[Brandon]

Damn.

[Danny]

If. If you complain to them, they might be like, we did tell you there's no oven.

[Kyle]

Told you there was a kitchenette.

[Brandon]

So what did you do, shoot the frozen pizzas?

[Eddie]

We put them on the grill.

[Mark]

How'd it turn?

[Kyle]

Were they good?

[Nick]

No,

[Kyle]

God damn it.

[Eddie]

But it was a principle. We're like, we're not letting these go to waste.

[Kyle]

But if you had accidentally discovered a great way to make frozen and pizza, you. You were a little excited when you fired up the grill, right?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Let's check this out.

[Danny]

That sucks.

[Eddie]

It was a murder scene.

[Kyle]

It was bad, huh?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. The chunks of bread were just dropping.

[Titus]

Chunks of bread.

[Eddie]

Chunks of bread. It was bad.

[Danny]

It's bad.

[Mark]

And I'm guessing there's not a lot of options for late night drunk food on food bag.

[Eddie]

Well, there's a couple drunk pizza spots, but I think the frozens are better.

[Kyle]

That's not a good sign.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's. That's. You're right.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Somebody DM me an Indian jersey, Jerry. If anybody wants to see. Of course cjs sent it to you. I quite liked it.

[Titus]

Oh, my God.

[Mark]

Is that real?

[Steve]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

It can't be. With the American Flag.

[Mark]

No.

[Danny]

There's no way.

[Mark]

There's no way.

[Brandon]

Is that fake.

[Danny]

That's got to be fake.

[Brandon]

I don't know if Billy would.

[Kyle]

Why would he fake that?

[Danny]

That's

[Titus]

hilarious.

[Brandon]

Yeah. I liked that

[Eddie]

you got in a fight at Raw. Did he say that?

[Kyle]

He said something about. I didn't watch the clip. But he definitely had an incident at Raw.

[Mark]

I watched it. A woman behind them spilled a giant Pepsi or something like that on or a giant soda on the merch he had bought for his kid.

[Chase]

That happened at smackdown too. I was there with them and that happened. That almost is like. There was like drunk kids behind us that kept like spilling on them.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And so he was an autograph thing.

[Mark]

He bought an autograph thing of who's the wrestler who wore purple? I don't know.

[Eddie]

Oh, Danhausen maybe.

[Mark]

I think that was it. And it was like an autographing of that that got soaked in soda or something like that.

[Kyle]

Huh. I don't think that's a WWE crowd thing. I think that's a Rosemont thing.

[Brandon]

They get banged up.

[Kyle]

It's a. It's a little nasty.

[Brandon]

I'd be fine to never go again.

[Mark]

I went to the Monster Jam there and it was.

[Brandon]

Getting out of there is unbelievable.

[Mark]

Getting in is a night.

[Kyle]

Getting in was terrible. We had to walk half what we

[Brandon]

had to walk on the interstate.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

And then. It's weird in there.

[Eddie]

Two WrestleManias.

[Danny]

WrestleMania 22.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

I was there.

[Eddie]

13.

[Brandon]

That place. Time machine when you walk into.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Did it not do WrestleMania 2 as well?

[Eddie]

Maybe at least 2.

[Chase]

I know. Isn't that the multi location one?

[Kyle]

Yeah, but they were. They were the Chicago one.

[Eddie]

That's kind of where everything was for a long time. Like the United center just started doing that.

[Kyle]

Seems crazy that it was way out there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

But there was nothing downtown for.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I guess that's where the old people are like most.

[Eddie]

Like every big performer back in the day. Was that Rosemary?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Steve]

It's got a blue line.

[Kyle]

Stop. It's just so crazy. Like that parking lot. So hard to get into and out of.

[Eddie]

And it's just outdated now.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And it feels like a barn.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Steve]

We've talked before how you need like a blood sample in order to become a citizen of Rosemary.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's pretty. Pretty hard to live someone who lives there already.

[Kyle]

How is that legal?

[Danny]

What?

[Steve]

You need to like know someone who's already a citizen.

[Kyle]

You can't just move into Rosemont.

[Brandon]

It's kind of a rat. Isn't the mayor and the Sheriff brothers or something?

[Steve]

You, like, need to be blood of

[Eddie]

a citizen gated community.

[Kyle]

But why? How? How so?

[Eddie]

I've said this on many shows and. And people have refuted it, but.

[Steve]

Yeah, maybe.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Steve]

I heard that from people who lived

[Kyle]

there at one time, but there, when we drove by, we drove by like a bunch of apartment complexes.

[Eddie]

Yeah, there's that too.

[Kyle]

It seems like it would be.

[Mark]

Why would you.

[Danny]

I can't just buy a place in Rosemont right now. I. I can't.

[Brandon]

I mean, they would accept you pretty good. Pretty.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What? Just double sided face?

[Danny]

Just kind of like.

[Titus]

Yeah, I'm kind of pro.

[Eddie]

I like Rosemount. I have no beef with Rosemont.

[Kyle]

You're not trying to have beef with Rose?

[Eddie]

No, I. No, you're just kidding. What I know about Rosemary.

[Kyle]

I don't have beef with Rosemary.

[Steve]

I don't want beef.

[Kyle]

I think the arena, it.

[Danny]

I have beef with Rosemary.

[Brandon]

Here we go.

[Mark]

Get on their bad side.

[Danny]

What's going on?

[Mark]

Rosemont's like a sim city town that got stamped down and like, it's not real. You know what I'm talking about? It just feels icky and fake when you're there, Right.

[Kyle]

It's got like the convention center out there, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

And it's got all those nice shops,

[Steve]

a bunch of country bars.

[Kyle]

Who plays in that ball field, dad?

[Eddie]

What do you know the Chicago Dog?

[Brandon]

Yeah. What do you.

[Danny]

Yeah, I don't like. I don't like. Both were, like, making me terrified.

[Kyle]

I'm not.

[Eddie]

I know too much, to be honest

[Kyle]

about what I do know.

[Mark]

They have a drive through all Cheval, which is great when your kids are napping.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay, we'll treat. I still don't know the bad stuff yet.

[Kyle]

It seems like a lovely place.

[Brandon]

Where is that?

[Eddie]

That's in the corner. A lot of people take prom pictures there.

[Kyle]

I took mine there.

[Mark]

Something about it kind of depressed me, though. The comedy club there is fun.

[Kyle]

Zany's.

[Brandon]

Zany's is nice. Yeah.

[Kyle]

And the Big Ten headquarters is right beside a Fogo de chow.

[Eddie]

Correct.

[Kyle]

Which is so embarrassing.

[Brandon]

But, Ed, you're speaking like.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is it like you're almost doing like a true crime podcast voice?

[Eddie]

Not like that. Like, not anything like. But I just. It's, you know.

[Titus]

Is there like a social underworld?

[Eddie]

You could say that.

[Titus]

With like, a hierarchy and.

[Eddie]

You could say that.

[Titus]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And how much do you know?

[Jeff Nadu]

Enough.

[Brandon]

In danger?

[Eddie]

I don't think I'd be in danger, but I was told, like, you know, there's A big snafu right now, I guess, about media passes for the National.

[Kyle]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

I was told. Hey, don't you worry about it. I got you in the back door.

[Kyle]

Well, I said the commissioners were lovely. The arena. The arena needs to be. Just rebuild the arena.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Is it like. Is it hedonism? Is that involved?

[Eddie]

I don't think that. No.

[Titus]

I don't think I want to party with the best of them. I saw who's the owner of the. The Jags.

[Kyle]

Tony Khan.

[Titus]

Have you seen his yacht?

[Brandon]

It's a doozy.

[Danny]

Yeah, it's.

[Titus]

I didn't want nothing more.

[Kyle]

Oh, I said Tony Khan. I'm in.

[Brandon]

His dad, Shad.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Sha Khan.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Almost said Amir Khan.

[Chase]

That's.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Kyle, do you. You want to do a series where you go party with.

[Titus]

I've never been, like, attracted to yachts, but I saw his. I was like, I gotta go. I gotta do it once.

[Kyle]

I can get you on that yacht.

[Titus]

No, you can't. Have you seen it?

[Brandon]

Doesn't he have a yacht parking underneath? Isn't there, like a yacht that comes out?

[Titus]

The one below that one just caught my eye.

[Danny]

That's a good.

[Brandon]

You want to party on that yacht?

[Titus]

It looks smaller than I thought.

[Brandon]

Do you think there's enough freaks in Chicago, Kyle?

[Eddie]

199.

[Titus]

Not compared to New York or LA.

[Brandon]

I love this.

[Titus]

There has to be that. There's an amount of freak people and I know there's something going on.

[Brandon]

I. I've not. There's not. There's not a lot of freaks in this city.

[Titus]

People don't party like other cities. It's more of a. Like, let's drink at the bar. But that's the thing. Like, the people who are doing it don't. They don't know about it.

[Brandon]

So it's more under wraps. Maybe.

[Kyle]

So what's up, guys? We are doing.

[Danny]

Guys.

[Kyle]

Hey. How you doing? Good to see you. All right.

[Danny]

Thanks for coming in, guys.

[Kyle]

Yep. Just go back to the kitchen. We have a stove.

[Danny]

All right, dude.

[Eddie]

In an oven.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I mean, Chef Donnie had to work in a kitchen at his first six years in New York.

[Titus]

That was a disadvantage.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Right.

[Titus]

He's never cooking content.

[Brandon]

Chef. That without a kitchen.

[Eddie]

Can you text your other wrestling friend for me?

[Kyle]

Which one?

[Eddie]

Just the thing you got to check on for me.

[Kyle]

You have to remind me, though.

[Jeff Nadu]

Just.

[Kyle]

You text me you can.

[Eddie]

We'll talk off on after LeBron.

[Kyle]

Jordan. We got a lot to talk.

[Danny]

A lot to talk about.

[Kyle]

Me and you got. I'm not going anywhere. Smoke out tonight. So just take a couple hours and maybe bang it out.

[Danny]

Access.

[Brandon]

Access.

[Danny]

That's access right there.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ed and Zah booked their flights to go to Wheeling.

[Titus]

I'm so happy for you guys.

[Eddie]

I'm excited.

[Danny]

What are you doing?

[Brandon]

We're in a bocce tournament.

[Danny]

Oh, wow.

[Kyle]

Can me and a co worker come on your job? I got a question for you guys because I've been battling with this. Do you guys think I should stay with. With Nick's dad?

[Jeff Nadu]

I feel like.

[Brandon]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Mark]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Brandon]

Wait, with.

[Eddie]

There's already.

[Kyle]

There's already three or four, right? Do you have three or four people?

[Titus]

That's our area.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's our area code.

[Kyle]

No, I meant three or four people. So I thought it would be.

[Danny]

I thought.

[Brandon]

No, no, you'd have your own bed and room.

[Titus]

Thought you were rapid.

[Eddie]

You're sure it's okay?

[Titus]

Oh, you guys are all staying?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Titus]

And yeah, I was also.

[Brandon]

We could also get a cabin.

[Eddie]

Do you have an oven?

[Brandon]

It's not my cabin.

[Eddie]

Oh, I'm in.

[Brandon]

We're gonna go bet on the greyhounds. We're gonna get Golden Chopsticks and decarlo's Pizza and then win a bocce tournament.

[Mark]

How many people are in the tournament? How many teams?

[Brandon]

16.

[Mark]

Oh, shoot.

[Eddie]

Oh, wow. Okay. Is there a prize or no?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Nice.

[Brandon]

And if you're a bocce team, you get to drink for free during the whole festival.

[Eddie]

Oh, really?

[Titus]

Convenient.

[Eddie]

Awesome.

[Brandon]

Yeah, good deal.

[Kyle]

Kyle, you're on the yacht.

[Brandon]

Dude, he answered.

[Kyle]

We're on the yacht.

[Titus]

What did you text? You text Tony Khan and me and a co worker.

[Kyle]

Come on the yacht.

[Titus]

Does he know what yacht? He might have one too.

[Kyle]

What's his dad? John.

[Titus]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Titus]

You serious?

[Kyle]

Nick.

[Mark]

Nick,

[Brandon]

you're on the yacht.

[Danny]

Wow, that was easy.

[Kyle]

Access, access, access.

[Chase]

Right there.

[Titus]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Kyle]

Access.

[Mark]

What do you want to do?

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't want you to cower when it's time to party.

[Titus]

I want to party.

[Mark]

I can see you doing a lot of cannonballs off.

[Kyle]

I don't even know if it's a party in yacht or. Are we sure it's a party in yacht?

[Titus]

Looked like it.

[Brandon]

He's a billionaire. What's the point of probably fucking Zac Efron?

[Titus]

That's what I want to be amongst. Just once. Okay, yeah, more for like observation than me turning up, but I would still enjoy the food. Anything?

[Mark]

Sure, yeah. Cream. I bet they have cream on that. Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

It has to Be some of the top cream.

[Mark]

Yeah. Ask him if KB can have cream on his yacht.

[Kyle]

I'm not asking if we can have cream on the yacht. It's a yacht.

[Brandon]

Of course it's gonna be like. Can you figure out the level of partying?

[Kyle]

All I know is we can get on the yacht. We'll figure out the yacht scene when we get to the yacht.

[Brandon]

The point of a yacht is to party hard.

[Kyle]

Is the point of the yacht not to get away.

[Titus]

That's too party hard.

[Brandon]

International water.

[Titus]

I want. I want to put my phone in a Ziploc bag, but I think y'

[Kyle]

all are taking one. One point of a yacht and saying that's the whole point of a yacht. I think other billionaires are just getting on the yacht and getting the. Away from society and just chilling.

[Eddie]

That could be the.

[Titus]

But I think they throw parties.

[Danny]

Do you think billionaires are on the yachts in open water?

[Kyle]

I think so.

[Danny]

Okay. I always. I always thought they just like in the harbor, out of the docks. Yeah.

[Eddie]

That could be the yacht. Before the yacht, though, they take you

[Brandon]

out to a bigger yacht.

[Eddie]

Have you heard about that?

[Brandon]

No.

[Kyle]

Yeah, no, I've heard about that.

[Eddie]

I know a guy takes you out, get all your pictures in, do everything now and then. As soon as you get your pictures in, the bigger yacht pulls up, and it's no pictures on the bigger yacht.

[Jeff Nadu]

Whoa.

[Brandon]

Who's this guy?

[Mark]

You know?

[Eddie]

Can't tell you.

[Danny]

I never was in Rosemont.

[Brandon]

Is a mayor of Rose.

[Eddie]

I've never been on the yacht. To be clear.

[Brandon]

I bet you he gets off on that so much. Like you like my yacht. And then it.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God.

[Titus]

I want to sign an NDA so bad.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, Same.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What do you wear to it?

[Kyle]

You work for port. Bathing suit.

[Brandon]

That's a good.

[Titus]

I wouldn't wear trunks.

[Brandon]

Linen pants.

[Mark]

Linen pants with a tie. Like the tie?

[Brandon]

Like a.

[Mark]

Like a little rope or something?

[Nick]

What if I want to go in the water?

[Mark]

Yeah, what you bring?

[Danny]

What if it's time to get freaky?

[Brandon]

Okay, that's.

[Titus]

You get freaky, and that's what I'm assuming.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I don't think I. I think you would balk at the chance of freakiness.

[Titus]

Like what? Like. Yeah, I'm not gonna.

[Brandon]

Like you dream of. No, I don't think you're gonna get. But I just think, like, if there's some just weird going on.

[Titus]

I don't know what weird.

[Brandon]

I guess you're right. What's weird?

[Titus]

I know. That's what I'm curious Yeah, it'd be more like. I just want to observe.

[Kyle]

All right, we're walking.

[Brandon]

Would you, like, experiment with drugs and let somebody.

[Titus]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Paint you.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

Like, I want to go into a room and everyone is like, here's. There's an allotment of drugs.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna say we're walking through a yard safely, and there's a drug room, there's a sex room, there's a fighting room.

[Titus]

That's what I'm imagining could be the case.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah. Like making the staff play Russian roulette or something.

[Titus]

I want to know how the world's elite party. Yeah, probably not, though.

[Brandon]

You don't want to know or you don't think?

[Titus]

If it's like, I know, like the.

[Mark]

The.

[Titus]

The criminal. I don't want to see that. I think if you see how.

[Kyle]

If you listen to the news, we've found out over the last couple years how the elite.

[Titus]

There's got to be ones that are doing it by the book.

[Kyle]

But do you want to buy the

[Titus]

book stuff I'm talking about, like, not criminal, not felonious.

[Brandon]

Well, drugs.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

That. I'm talking about no kids. Be adults only. I want it to be 30 up.

[Brandon]

Adult only.

[Titus]

I want mature man, adult only.

[Danny]

Felonies, please. No child felonies.

[Brandon]

Yeah, it's not too much.

[Danny]

I see where you're going with this, Kyle.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

I think it's, like, the one thing in life that we don't know anything about. What if it's disappointing that in, like, tribes.

[Danny]

What if it's disappointing?

[Titus]

That's, like. That could be the case, too. I could see that happening.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

What are you asking them, Brandon?

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm. I'm asking about wrestling now.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Bonnie Tyler died. Brandon.

[Jeff Nadu]

Sucks.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

That do anything for you?

[Brandon]

Total heart is one of the best.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Titus]

A lot of people are dying. Or maybe we're just finding out about more. I know the algorithm.

[Brandon]

As soon as you look at one death, your whole Twitter is.

[Titus]

Yeah, yeah. People asking Grok to swap body types of two different starlets.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

Stop.

[Wyatt]

Always.

[Brandon]

Zendaya and Sweeney.

[Titus]

It's always.

[Brandon]

Yeah, always.

[Titus]

And the comments are like pure hotness. It's like that's. This is fake. All of it's fake,

[Jeff Nadu]

Ed.

[Eddie]

That sometimes you like to see fake.

[Brandon]

You like fake.

[Eddie]

No, I'm kidding.

[Kyle]

Well, now, wait a minute, Eddie. I know you are kidding, but, like, these World cup hot women, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They'll. They'll post the hot woman, and then I'll look at the hot woman, like God damn, that's a hot woman. And then the comments is like, that's a. I. I don't care. Yeah, I. I like. I.

[Brandon]

In your eyes, if it looks just like a hot woman.

[Kyle]

I've extracted from this what I would extract from an actual hot woman. So it was visually appealing to me.

[Eddie]

USA lady that was going viral.

[Kyle]

I didn't see her specifically short.

[Brandon]

She had shorter bob.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yes. Yes.

[Danny]

If you discovered tonight that your wife is a robot, what do you do? Brandon, this woman that you've fallen in

[Mark]

love with and like a Stepford situation.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

She's just like, I don't think it changes anything.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I gotta.

[Danny]

You don't change anything.

[Kyle]

I'm 20 years in cost. I think I just keep going.

[Titus]

Yeah, I think that's. That's kind of a deal breaker for me.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Her.

[Brandon]

Was she fake?

[Eddie]

She was fake.

[Kyle]

She's fake. God damn it. But see, what does it matter?

[Titus]

But the real problem is when they do that to a real woman.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Titus]

And they just touch her up, that's really creepy and unhealthy.

[Brandon]

Okay, Fair and already good looking.

[Titus]

Already beautiful. Yeah, it was a little bigger.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chase]

Yeah, that would.

[Brandon]

That would suck.

[Mark]

I used to have a friend who would touch herself up in photos and then leave me plain.

[Brandon]

No way.

[Danny]

That's diabolical.

[Mark]

Took me a minute to notice. I was like, wait a minute, what the fuck?

[Brandon]

Are you friends?

[Mark]

So, like, acquaintances.

[Chase]

Okay.

[Mark]

But not close.

[Brandon]

Would she ever alter you to look worse?

[Mark]

No. Oh, maybe. But I would notice. I'd be like, wait a minute. That's. I look the same. But what the.

[Eddie]

What was she doing?

[Mark]

Huh?

[Eddie]

What? Like, was she, like, making, like, just

[Mark]

shaping the body, like face? Tuning a little the face? But then I would be just completely plain.

[Steve]

You think it could be ruder if she were to edit you? Because that's inferring.

[Mark]

Edit me? I always tell here. I'm always like, put the Paris filter on me before you post it. Yeah, hell, I'll help. I get.

[Steve]

But, Brandon, to the robot wife question. I think a problem with AI is people that get shamed for believing it. So what would you say if people were like, you didn't know your wife was a robot the past 40 years?

[Kyle]

Well, I think. I think we're. We're, you know, we're talking about a still photo of a fan in a. In a stands, as opposed to a real photo of fan stands. And then we're talking about living with a robotic human being for two. For two decades.

[Steve]

Correct. And you said it wouldn't matter to you?

[Kyle]

No, I don't think I would change anything at this point. I would be concerned over what the last 20 years. Has none of it been real.

[Brandon]

But would you go into the settings of your wife robot?

[Jeff Nadu]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Little tweak.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark]

Would you still be able to love the robot the way you love your wife?

[Kyle]

No, I'd like her to make a better lasagna.

[Titus]

Would you like.

[Brandon]

I think you treat her worse.

[Titus]

Would you tee off? Like you could slap her? I guess I don't ethically slap a woman.

[Kyle]

No, I think. I think it's. It would all be food based with me. Just try to tweak up the. The recipes a little bit more.

[Titus]

She's not doing it for you.

[Kyle]

She's doing. She's doing good. She does good. But sometimes she'll. She'll give me a superstar dish, and I'll be like, oh, my God, I want this every Monday night, and I won't get it again for six months. Which, fine, not complaining. But if she were a robot.

[Titus]

You're not complaining.

[Kyle]

I'm not complaining. If. No, I am not complaining. I am not. At no point have I complained. However, given the hypothetical that she is now a robot with settings, I would go into the setting, I would take the quantity of that dish from 1 up into, like, 12, and I would press enter, and I would get it more often.

[Steve]

Well, have you asked her if you could have it more often? Danny.

[Brandon]

Danny, you don't ask your wife things, right?

[Kyle]

No.

[Wyatt]

Right?

[Kyle]

No, I don't talk to my wife. If I ask her. If I. Danny.

[Steve]

Okay, well, let's do a scenario. You ask, I'll be your wife.

[Kyle]

Danny.

[Eddie]

Oh, your tub.

[Kyle]

Danny. If I say. Look, he's spreading a little more. If I say. If I say to my wife, hey, what you made last night was unbelievable. I love it so much. Can you make that more often? You know what she's going to say?

[Steve]

Thank you so much. I. It's so hard for me to come up with these ideas for what you like for dinner. I'm doing it every day. So this is a great suggestion is

[Kyle]

what a reasonable person would say. She says, so you don't like what I cook Tuesday night? So you don't. You don't like. You don't like what I cooked Sunday night?

[Steve]

You're asking. You got to compliment some other dishes before you compliment, oh, last night, me.

[Kyle]

You're gonna tell me how to talk to a married woman? Is that what you're gonna.

[Steve]

Robot wife?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Is that what you're gonna fucking tell me, Danny.

[Brandon]

You don't know shit.

[Kyle]

Is that what you're gonna. Is that what you're gonna fucking tell me, Danny? I think I am.

[Steve]

All right, try it this way. Then try your way again.

[Kyle]

I've been trying them. I know the ways to do it. Oh, did I knock my meat over? What the is that?

[Brandon]

Wait, what are you eating?

[Steve]

Actually, yeah. If I was your wife, I'd be insulted too. You're eating a tub of meat.

[Jeff Nadu]

I'm sorry.

[Kyle]

We have a chef here, dude.

[Brandon]

But also, why is there no silverware around? Because I just eat it. Like chips.

[Kyle]

I've just been picking at it. Huh? No, it's. It's beef cheek.

[Eddie]

Little tub of meat.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's a tub of meat. A little beef cheek from Donnie. He made some beef cheek. What do you. What do you want me to tell you?

[Mark]

I believe he has a Michelin starred barbecue chef here today.

[Kyle]

Well, we got out, so the smoke out thing, they're all.

[Wyatt]

They're all.

[Kyle]

He's getting them all in here.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Kyle]

I'm going tonight, Ed. I'm going out on town, Hootie.

[Brandon]

Oh, tomorrow.

[Kyle]

Hooty's tonight?

[Mark]

Is he.

[Kyle]

It's today. Thursday night, 8.

[Nick]

25.

[Kyle]

Oh, wow. Hooty's tonight.

[Brandon]

Are you going?

[Nick]

I'm gonna be there.

[Kyle]

Hell, yeah. I'm going too. We're gonna be hanging on the same shirt. No, no. Oh, we're not. We're not. We can change.

[Brandon]

You didn't bring it. Did you bring another shirt?

[Kyle]

I have my car.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Titus]

Wyatt, who did you see last night?

[Wyatt]

Bob Dylan.

[Brandon]

What?

[Titus]

Saw Bob Dylan in concert.

[Brandon]

How is that dude?

[Titus]

I saw him 10 years ago and he was dying on stage.

[Brandon]

How was he last night?

[Kyle]

He was good.

[Wyatt]

He never sounded. You know, his voice is never great, so it didn't fall off that much.

[Brandon]

But, like, was it sad to see.

[Wyatt]

No.

[Titus]

Really?

[Wyatt]

No, he was good.

[Brandon]

Was he sitting the whole time?

[Wyatt]

No, he was behind a keyboard and he was standing. Singing. Playing keyboard. He played a little harmonica. I had a great time, but I was sitting pretty close. And they didn't have the, like the boards on with the video. So if you were sitting farther back, you just could not see him at all.

[Brandon]

Where was this?

[Wyatt]

Northerly island.

[Titus]

Good venue, huh? Wow.

[Danny]

About to see the greatest.

[Wyatt]

It was a good time.

[Brandon]

Did you sing along? Word for word?

[Kyle]

I saw Bob Dylan.

[Wyatt]

He played a lot of music from his 2020 album, which I don't know.

[Eddie]

Well, did he play Like a Rolling Stone?

[Titus]

No. What?

[Jeff Nadu]

What?

[Wyatt]

He doesn't play any Hit Money back.

[Titus]

He doesn't play any hits.

[Danny]

And you loved it.

[Wyatt]

He played It Ain't me Babe, which is to me.

[Danny]

You watched 93 year old Bob Dylan play songs from last year.

[Titus]

Yeah, that sounds like hell. Wyatt.

[Nick]

Wyatt.

[Brandon]

How much were tickets?

[Wyatt]

I was in the second row.

[Brandon]

Wyatt, how much were tickets?

[Wyatt]

130.

[Mark]

Oh, that doesn't seem bad.

[Titus]

I get the spectacle of being a legend, right?

[Mark]

Just to say you saw the set list.

[Brandon]

God, I know one.

[Eddie]

I mean, it makes sense if you've seen the movie.

[Mark]

The night Nadu got sucked.

[Brandon]

Oh, man.

[Eddie]

How does it feel?

[Brandon]

Damn, what a bummer. You were probably expecting to hear that intro the whole time.

[Wyatt]

What do you mean?

[Brandon]

Like one of his hits?

[Wyatt]

No, I. I've been checking the set list.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Wyatt]

And he usually plays that exact set list, but ends it with I shall be Released, which is like the number one song I wanted to hear. And he just didn't end it with that. So.

[Danny]

Great. Great night though.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Was he as in rough shape as Kyle said?

[Wyatt]

I mean, he's 85.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Wyatt]

He's like what you'd expect. He doesn't talk at all between songs. He doesn't get up from the piano.

[Titus]

He didn't ask Chicago how they're feeling, how the fuck they're feeling, how to stand the up.

[Kyle]

So he didn't play any songs that you knew people behind you couldn't see him at all. He didn't talk to the crowd.

[Titus]

At least you were with your boys, right?

[Wyatt]

Yeah, about that. No, I was. I was alone.

[Danny]

By yourself?

[Wyatt]

It's not easy to convince anybody to pay 130 bucks to see 85 year old Bob Dylan.

[Titus]

I'm seeing reviews. People like it. Maybe.

[Mark]

Yeah, I read.

[Titus]

Maybe I. I got a bad taste there.

[Brandon]

There was like groupies there, like women

[Titus]

who wanted to bo Like.

[Wyatt]

Yeah,

[Titus]

that's funny.

[Mark]

Did he ever end up getting married?

[Kyle]

I don't know. I don't know anything.

[Mark]

I don't know anything about his, like, personal life.

[Eddie]

You should watch a movie.

[Mark]

Seems like a hopeless romantic.

[Danny]

Did he get married?

[Mark]

Dad,

[Eddie]

he.

[Danny]

I watched the movie twice. Yeah.

[Kyle]

So he hasn't been around 34 years, Huh?

[Brandon]

Who opened? Was there an opener?

[Wyatt]

Yeah. Her name was Lucinda Williams.

[Chase]

Who?

[Kyle]

Oh, she's famous.

[Wyatt]

Is pretty famous.

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The way you said it was. She's famous.

[Chase]

Famous.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Well, in that circle,

[Eddie]

what song are you most excited for?

[Kyle]

Probably only want to be with you. Yeah. The dolphins make me cry.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, you can relate.

[Kyle]

Always been my favorite line.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there's that team destroys you Too.

[Kyle]

Well, he only. Yeah, cuz. Will he only play Hootie? Well, they. Or they. Will they play a couple of. Will they play a couple of his country songs? Well, will he have a moment where he gets to play? Don't think. I don't think about it because I love that song. Probably not, right? Probably just gonna play.

[Eddie]

I bet he mixes one in.

[Kyle]

But Hootie, as great as they were, didn't have that many hits. Yeah, they only got eight to 10 hits.

[Eddie]

Let her cry.

[Mark]

Good amount of good hit.

[Brandon]

It's a good amount of hits.

[Kyle]

Right. But if they're gonna play two hours. I mean, that or an hour and a half. That.

[Brandon]

That's more than Rucker.

[Mark]

Are you seeing anything else when you're there? You're just going for Hootie?

[Kyle]

I. I'm. My daughter wants to go, so I'm just doing. And then I think I got to go again Saturday night. She wants to go see Jordan Davis, so I'm gonna have to go twice.

[Danny]

So it's a. It's a barbecue situation with music. Is that what's going on?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's like a. There's a food little section, and then there's a concert.

[Kyle]

Is it tough to get in and out of?

[Eddie]

It's United center.

[Kyle]

So Scotty McCreary, oh, she really wants to see Tritio revival, but she didn't come down. I don't know if she knows any of the other three. She wants to see Laney Wilson, Lainey

[Mark]

Wilson, that Laney Wilson dumper.

[Kyle]

Tyler Hubbard. Been on the act.

[Steve]

Right.

[Brandon]

And Jordan Davis.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Eddie]

You're not going to see Blake Shelton.

[Kyle]

I don't love.

[Eddie]

You love sangria.

[Kyle]

What? When did I ever say lips tastes like sangria? No, I understand what you're saying. I. I never. I like Austin.

[Brandon]

Austin.

[Kyle]

I like Austin.

[Brandon]

Austin's good song.

[Chase]

Am I crazy?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

When have I ever said I like sangria? At what point in our relationship have I led you to believe that I like sangria?

[Eddie]

I don't know what he's doing either. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What are you. What are you doing? Why are you accusing me of loving sangria?

[Brandon]

Do you not.

[Kyle]

I don't. No. I don't know that I've ever indicated any love for sangria.

[Eddie]

Oh, help me out here.

[Steve]

I mean, I've heard you like singing it. I thought that was enough to prove that you like it.

[Kyle]

Could you produce a video of me singing it?

[Brandon]

Oh, we just can't assume you act like you love country music. We need to see a video of you singing Sangria.

[Kyle]

That would sure help, wouldn't it? I'm sure. Lock it in. That would certainly rubber stamp what you're saying.

[Brandon]

Make the graphic, Wyatt.

[Eddie]

No, I'm just kidding. I need you to do that favor for me. So I'm not gonna around.

[Kyle]

Well, you got a lot to talk about.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Stone cold.

[Nick]

Yes. Yes.

[Kyle]

Done.

[Eddie]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

Did you guys break down Mincy with bag and a seven leg parlay.

[Kyle]

And so that's an old picture.

[Brandon]

An Aryan Argentine.

[Steve]

Old picture, new meme.

[Titus]

Yeah, right.

[Kyle]

I mean, this, I've seen this. This was an Oxford picture, I think. Or, or maybe at the playoff.

[Brandon]

Yeah, Latina baddies with Aryan jeans from Argentina.

[Titus]

Who made that?

[Brandon]

So Mincy? Coke and some Nazi descendants, huh?

[Titus]

That's me.

[Steve]

No, I knew what it meant.

[Kyle]

Oh, is he, Is he not coming back to work? Is he just staying in Vegas?

[Brandon]

Is he still there?

[Kyle]

I don't, I haven't seen him.

[Steve]

When was he out of the tournament? Yesterday or. David.

[Kyle]

Two days ago.

[Steve]

Take your time.

[Eddie]

I mean, he thought the break was this week.

[Steve]

No, he didn't, did he?

[Brandon]

No.

[Danny]

Well, he was. Yeah, he was probably working last week.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

He up or, or, or he knew

[Steve]

Big Cat wasn't going to be in at all this week.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we got a couple of them.

[Brandon]

I bet you he's. He's got to be on his way back, right?

[Mark]

Do we still have the tracker?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Steve]

Oh, I actually, I'm still sharing his location.

[Kyle]

Mine died, I think. Lasted a while.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Gotta re tag him.

[Kyle]

You got his location.

[Brandon]

The dude has under 30 minutes.

[Kyle]

I don't think he's doing it.

[Brandon]

Just audio. Just some real sopping wet audio.

[Danny]

Have you brought up audio, Tim? Rin.

[Kyle]

I, I, I think I did. Let me, let me check.

[Steve]

Oh, Mincy is at o'. Hare.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Titus]

See,

[Steve]

they got good food.

[Kyle]

Can you produce audio only? How about that.

[Brandon]

Brand? I have to do an ad.

[Nick]

Hold on a second. His issue is he can't screenshot or download it, correct?

[Kyle]

Yes, I think so.

[Nick]

If he has a computer or an iPad or a secondary item that can take a photo.

[Steve]

Why wait?

[Kyle]

He's in Lancaster. It might not have electricity.

[Steve]

Sorry, I missed it. Why can't he screenshot it?

[Kyle]

He. That's his. He says she sent it to him in invisible ink.

[Steve]

I read your tags you sent to the group yesterday and he was like, I don't think I can screenshot it. Which means that he didn't even try.

[Titus]

He's worried it will notify the.

[Kyle]

You know why but it was a text. It wouldn't know because it doesn't exist. Because he's lying.

[Steve]

Maybe it was an invisible Inc. Video I. Which I know less about.

[Kyle]

But I didn't even know. I didn't even know those were. Anyway, we'll talk about those things in a minute. Tj, Should I have a buffer here?

[Chase]

Depends which one you're gonna do.

[Kyle]

I think I do. The Sony Pictures Classics.

[Chase]

Yep.

[Kyle]

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[Nick]

You guys excited for the Odyssey in a week?

[Kyle]

No, I am.

[Danny]

And I won't see it.

[Titus]

That's kind of.

[Danny]

I mean, that's just the reality. I'm very excited for this movie. I love the Odyssey. When I had to read it in school, I was like, this is sick. I love Christopher Nolan. I think people are shitting all over the previews. I thought the previews were fine. I. I think it's going to be an awesome movie. I will not see it.

[Eddie]

I'm opposite of you. I'm not excited. And I will see.

[Danny]

You will see it. Okay.

[Nick]

Same insane boat as Eddie.

[Kyle]

I'm just not in the mood for a three hour epic, I think. I don't even know if it's three hours, but it feels like it's gonna be three hours.

[Danny]

I feel like every movie's three hours. Yeah, it does feel right.

[Mark]

Is Matt Damon the main character?

[Kyle]

I think he's definitely a main character.

[Brandon]

Do you see what Kenjak did to Matt Damon?

[Kyle]

No. Oh, what he tricked.

[Brandon]

Matt Damon was a big great wall.

[Mark]

Oh, the best yes.

[Brandon]

And Ken Jack has married into a Chinese family. And Matt Damon got a lot of flack for starring in Great Wall. And so he was like, we could play the video. But his. Ken Jack's Chinese family gave. Gave the stamp of approval to Great Wall. And it was the ballsiness of Ken.

[Titus]

So bold, but hilarious.

[Brandon]

They get some big.

[Steve]

I did tell my in laws who

[Danny]

are Chinese that I was coming to interview guys and they wanted me to

[Kyle]

give you something specifically.

[Eddie]

It was.

[Steve]

It's a very special token of appreciation

[Kyle]

because they love the Great Wall.

[Titus]

Really?

[Jeff Nadu]

No.

[Kyle]

In front of Affleck and Damon.

[Titus]

Oh, crazy.

[Danny]

That's unbelievable.

[Steve]

Crazy.

[Titus]

That should have.

[Kyle]

That's unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think that was months ago too.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

Really?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Mark]

A while ago.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

That needs January.

[Titus]

Oh, man, that's so funny.

[Danny]

That's incredible.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's funny.

[Steve]

Ed, why are you not excited for it? You're a big movie guy.

[Eddie]

I don't know. I just. I like different kind of movies. Like, I don't.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think it's going to be awesome and good.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[Wyatt]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's Chris Nolan.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

The guy was way more excited for back rooms.

[Titus]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I haven't seen it.

[Kyle]

Damn. Everybody's in it.

[Brandon]

They got everybody.

[Danny]

They got everybody. They got the director and they got the budget. I don't know.

[Eddie]

Movies are fun.

[Danny]

I just trust that those factors will work. And. And when I. When I eventually see the movie in

[Brandon]

five years, I. Yeah, that's how. That's how it'll be for me. I'm gonna read the Wikipedia.

[Danny]

Probably love it.

[Nick]

What's John Leguizamo best known for?

[Kyle]

Oh, that shower scene.

[Eddie]

Mario Brothers said the sloth.

[Brandon]

Blade. Is he a bad guy in Blade?

[Nick]

He was a celebrity for a long time.

[Brandon]

Clown and Spawn.

[Mark]

Yes.

[Eddie]

I'm glad he does.

[Brandon]

Oh, Romeo plus Juliet. He was awesome in that.

[Nick]

Is he a main guy?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Oh, like the best friend bloodline.

[Kyle]

That's actually pretty good.

[Brandon]

I liked it too.

[Kyle]

I got taken to by a date to that. Twice.

[Brandon]

Same gal.

[Kyle]

Same gal. Yeah. But we took different people, we double dated with two different couples to the same movie.

[Brandon]

That's a weird.

[Kyle]

Yeah, well, you know, 1996, Mississippi. It just wasn't a whole lot.

[Brandon]

What other movies were out at the time?

[Kyle]

Oh, that was 96, 97. I saw every movie that was in the theaters. That thing you do happen. A Time to Kill was in our dating scope. I think the Horse Whisperer got in there. There was a lot. We saw a lot of bad movies. Movies.

[Brandon]

The Frighteners the horse whisper sucks.

[Mark]

I remember that was when we left movies I saw in the theater, being as a kid, being like, this movie we left.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

She had big titties.

[Danny]

Nice.

[Eddie]

Why won't you see it?

[Danny]

Why won't I see it? Kid. Yeah. Kid ruins my life.

[Brandon]

Thank you.

[Titus]

That's what I need.

[Kyle]

He just announced. He announced before she was born. He looks forward to using her as an excuse to. For everything.

[Danny]

No, I. I don't know. I don't know. I don't. I don't go movies anymore. I actually. Honestly, I would rather be with my child than probably. I've talked about that. Like, she's of an age where we could, like, find a babysitter and get out and do some more things.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I do one a year.

[Danny]

We just don't do that.

[Kyle]

You assume she won't. Like, the Odyssey should take her.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna give her a chance.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Movies are bad, guys. You gotta.

[Brandon]

Dad, why is Travis Scott's song in this?

[Chase]

Daddy.

[Brandon]

That doesn't make sense.

[Mark]

No, I don't think I've been in a movie theater in, like, over five years.

[Eddie]

Come on.

[Brandon]

You're paranoid.

[Mark]

The. The.

[Chase]

Are you afraid?

[Mark]

Top Gun screening on a ship in New York City was the last time I saw a movie.

[Brandon]

That's really cool.

[Mark]

But that was it.

[Kyle]

Where was that? The Intrepid. Yeah, that thing. That's awesome.

[Mark]

But that's like. And even before that was, like, a several years.

[Kyle]

Was that cool?

[Mark]

As I took fights, it gave me an edible. I didn't realize how strong it was.

[Kyle]

All right. That's the one you got so up at.

[Mark]

Yep. And it was like a nightmare. It was like living a nightmare. All these military officers coming up to me, talking to me, and I'm like, high as hell on a Navy ship with, like. Yeah. No great movie, though, I thought.

[Steve]

Had you taken edibles before?

[Mark]

Not more than, like, 2 to 5 milligrams.

[Steve]

I always find it crazy how people with, like, no experience, like, oh, let me. Let me take an edible in this place that I'm completely not used to in a totally different setting, thinking, it'll be fine.

[Mark]

Yeah, I think I took, like, 50 by accident or something. I didn't realize what it was until after.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I was.

[Steve]

I get that it's tough.

[Danny]

They got a, like, movie rewards going on.

[Eddie]

I have that.

[Chase]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What is it?

[Eddie]

I think. I think I pay, like, 25 bucks a month, and I could see three movies a week.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Mark]

Covered by the 25amonth.

[Eddie]

Yeah. It could be Dolby, IMAX.

[Brandon]

It could be Dolby or.

[Eddie]

Yeah. So really, you got to see two a month, and it pays for itself.

[Kyle]

Is popcorn built in or is it not?

[Eddie]

I have the popcorn pass.

[Brandon]

What's that?

[Kyle]

What's the popcorn.

[Brandon]

Chady, you know about the popcorn pass?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, you better know about the popcorn pass.

[Danny]

Yeah, popcorn pass.

[Nick]

Do you have popcorn every day for a year?

[Kyle]

Yeah, just same bucket, right?

[Nick]

$30 bucket.

[Eddie]

Popcorn pass is. You pay 20. I paid 25 bucks in December.

[Kyle]

Uhhuh.

[Eddie]

And then I get $5 popcorn. Every time I go,

[Nick]

it's 50 off.

[Eddie]

So if you get it six times, then you've already paid for itself.

[Kyle]

Well, that's a lot. Kind of a lot of times.

[Eddie]

I've seen, like, 20 movies this year.

[Mark]

Do your local movie theater people know you're like, here comes Ed. Like, you're a regular there?

[Eddie]

No, I. I rotate between.

[Mark]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Do you have. Is it a physical card at the popcorn pass?

[Eddie]

No, it's just in the.

[Jeff Nadu]

Ah.

[Eddie]

I know.

[Danny]

I had the movie pass back in the day.

[Eddie]

That was the best. That's what got me back into movies.

[Danny]

Awesome.

[Eddie]

10 bucks.

[Danny]

It's rare to be like. At least it is for me to. To acknowledge that this is never gonna last. Like, to be. To realize, like, this is a wave and it's going to end, but to, like, be there for the wave.

[Eddie]

It was weird to acknowledge that you were killing a company. Yeah, like we were murdering that company.

[Danny]

Yeah, it was awesome.

[Eddie]

It was great.

[Danny]

But that's usually something that, like, as it's winding down and about to die, that's when I would hop on. But this time I was on from the start, and I was like, this is. I can't believe I did it. Yeah, I can't believe.

[Brandon]

Were they just banking on people getting them and still not going to movies,

[Eddie]

or they were banking on acquiring data, as far as I know. And, like, they wanted a subscriber base and then they were going to sell the data. That's what they said.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mark]

Oh, and then it just didn't pan out like that. It just.

[Eddie]

No, I mean, it was. It was $10 a month for unlimited movies.

[Mark]

Yeah.

[Steve]

What is it now? What's the deal? You.

[Eddie]

You pay 25 or 28, something like that, for three a week.

[Nick]

So, Brandon, I think it's like 30 for four a week. Up to four.

[Brandon]

Can I be a vulnerable and stupid person? What is my data that I should be so protected?

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Yeah. What is this?

[Brandon]

I know I should be very protective of my data and it's one of the more valuable things a person can have. That's how Zuckerberg is so powerful. He has data.

[Danny]

Data.

[Brandon]

I don't know what my data is.

[Chase]

Imagine like your search trends or your movement. Like the. Where you go to the store and how often you go to the store. Like, if they could sell that to a company that would want to utilize that.

[Titus]

Yeah, that's scary.

[Brandon]

To target you for advertising, shouldn't that be helpful then?

[Steve]

Yeah, I feel like it's more just like being unknowingly intrusive and like you don't realize that they know all your interests.

[Chase]

Like, your data includes, like, if you looked up something about like child care, now they know you have a kid and they know like how old your kid is and they know how often you take your kid to, you know, the movies, for instance. Like, that can all be used to target you with advertising.

[Nick]

I used to, I used to do that for a living. And there was a controversial story where I guess like a teenage girl looked up on her home computer, like something about pregnancy tests and then the parents found out that she was pregnant and it was a whole big thing. But yeah, it really just customizes your online experience where you get ads that are targeted to you. So if it. Especially if you're on your phone, like, you just want shit that's relevant to you. So.

[Chase]

But that could be, that could be good, Nick. But then that could be used negatively as well to like target you with advertising for stuff that you don't necessarily need or want. But like, if they know that you could use it but you don't want it, like, then you know you're getting ads that you don't want.

[Brandon]

I've always been naive to that.

[Titus]

Yeah.

[Steve]

And he's getting ovens near me.

[Titus]

Threatening.

[Eddie]

Yeah, son Jack Mac a link,

[Kyle]

huh?

[Steve]

Do you think more people would get that movie pass you have now if they knew about it or they wouldn't get it? Just knowing that they're not going to be getting their money's worth. Like, they're not going to be going to three movies.

[Eddie]

I think people generally, like, just, just like lazy is not the right word, but like, just too, like. Yeah, I don't want to do that. Like that. Just go through.

[Steve]

That's a sign up.

[Eddie]

Yeah, just like sign up, like, give my information, give my card. Like, it's like, like, like Feidalberg, he, you know, he's never expensed one thing at this company.

[Danny]

Yeah, we, yeah, we just talked about that. I expense. He's been here Way longer, Mace. But yeah, I. For the first time I learned how to do it.

[Brandon]

Like, I don't have the app. Yeah, I always say I'll do it.

[Eddie]

That's crazy.

[Mark]

Brandon, nice meet.

[Brandon]

What you got now?

[Eddie]

Oh, the dude just called me.

[Danny]

No way.

[Titus]

You serious?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I swear to God, it's massive.

[Danny]

What's that mean? Brandon?

[Eddie]

Hey, Eddie, what's up? I'm live in the yak.

[Kyle]

Oh, sorry, I didn't know that. Oh, I just stop. I stopped watching a bit ago.

[Eddie]

All right. Everything good?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. Hey, listen, I don't trust that from Mississippi. Oh, y' all don't trust him. So I'll. I'll send something to you, okay? Oh, please, no, but listen, dude, don't around here, okay?

[Eddie]

I wouldn't do that. All right, so you're going to send me the member?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, but it's. Dude, I'm just gonna. I mean, it's enough to verify. Then, dude, get rid of it, bro.

[Wyatt]

Yes. Yes.

[Danny]

Promise you'll delete it?

[Eddie]

I'll delete it, I promise.

[Wyatt]

All right.

[Brandon]

He sounds really sad.

[Mark]

I make sure we're blurring everything we're

[Danny]

supposed to blur out.

[Brandon]

Well, we're not showing it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I'm not gonna say no.

[Mark]

No, I know, but I'm telling you,

[Steve]

if he's showing the audience.

[Titus]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Maybe we could get you on the court and we could just zoom on your face for the reaction you got to.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, no. I have to see it.

[Danny]

Why do you want to see it so bad, you pervert?

[Kyle]

Because I think he's going to Eddie. Cuz he's lying and he's.

[Brandon]

I can rest easy knowing that I trust Ed.

[Eddie]

You don't trust. You think I'd lie about seeing his member?

[Kyle]

I think now I. Relax, cuz.

[Titus]

Now I'm just going to send it Br. Ed will describe it to us.

[Eddie]

I still gotta watch the Nikki Smokes mince video.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you do. For this first appetizer.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Do you want. That's right.

[Brandon]

Do you want popcorn for this?

[Eddie]

I wish the popcorn pass was applicable here. We only have free popcorn on letterbox.

[Brandon]

Brandon, you're. We were all. Jeff getting sucked.

[Nick]

Guys.

[Danny]

Brandon, this is nervous, huh?

[Kyle]

What are you now?

[Danny]

Oh, I've never been more confident. This is bad for you.

[Kyle]

I gotta be honest. I. I'm. I don't.

[Wyatt]

I don't.

[Kyle]

He just said he doesn't trust the Mississippi. I don't trust Jeff. I don't trust Eddie, Kyle, Mark, I walked out of this room and when I came back, all of A sudden. All of a sudden, Jeff's on the phone with Eddie. Eddie. And he's like, oh, I don't even. Oh, Eddie, are you on the yak? I didn't even know you were on the yak. I stopped watching. Yeah, he didn't know he was on fire.

[Danny]

And we knew this would happen.

[Kyle]

Hey, just happened. He just happened to call Eddie. He didn't know Eddie was only yak, but he called him for what reason?

[Danny]

He can see his career ending, right?

[Kyle]

No, no. You answer that question.

[Brandon]

I think what's happening right now is.

[Kyle]

Somebody answer me that question.

[Brandon]

In a world where nadu can get sucked regularly, you could have been triple A.

[Eddie]

Hold on. He's facetime.

[Kyle]

Answer me that quick. If he didn't know Eddie was on the act, why'd he call it.

[Steve]

Tell me live. Tell me.

[Titus]

Tell me. He's live.

[Chase]

He's getting sucked.

[Eddie]

Oh, wait. Are you li. Wait, hold on. Oh, hold on.

[Kyle]

Wait.

[Eddie]

No, no, hold on. Go back, go back.

[Jeff Nadu]

You're going to screenshot it.

[Eddie]

I will not. I would. Why would I do that?

[Brandon]

Here, do you want to hold? I'll hold your phone at the top and you'll go two hands up and look at this.

[Eddie]

All right, someone.

[Titus]

Yeah, Nick, do that.

[Eddie]

Let me get a. Oh, yeah, I saw the member. I just saw the member.

[Steve]

Is he getting sucked or he's just flashing his dick?

[Eddie]

Yes, I see you,

[Jeff Nadu]

You walker.

[Eddie]

Wait, hold on, though.

[Kyle]

Eddie doesn't seem convinced.

[Eddie]

Time out. Time out. Time out. I. I don't want to analyze the member, but I need to, like. I need to see the women aspect. I just saw a member.

[Kyle]

It's just his dick.

[Titus]

Just saw his dick.

[Steve]

We know you have a dick, Chuck.

[Kyle]

Unsocked.

[Danny]

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Eddie]

All right. I saw pink nail polish.

[Kyle]

Oh, that don't mean. That could be a poodle.

[Titus]

I kind of agree.

[Steve]

I mean, that just means he has a. That just means he has a dick.

[Mark]

Did you see.

[Titus]

What did you see? But what did Sick.

[Eddie]

There's a pink nail polish wrapped around the member.

[Kyle]

That's not Suck the member wet,

[Danny]

Brandon.

[Jeff Nadu]

Jesus.

[Kyle]

Unsock. Graphic.

[Titus]

Now, I don't want to have to ask Eddie. Just describe what did you.

[Kyle]

He painted his nails pink. He painted his nails pink. That's what he did. He painted his nails pink and said, look at this.

[Titus]

What angle was.

[Wyatt]

What was.

[Brandon]

What did the hand look like?

[Titus]

Was her head.

[Eddie]

It looked like the member erect?

[Brandon]

No, Ed, you didn't say wow. What did. He did. What was your first word when you saw. Was it wow?

[Titus]

I think it was literally. Wow.

[Wyatt]

Did you.

[Danny]

You might have said wow.

[Brandon]

Oh my God. Vindication for Nadu tj. Can you pull the tapes?

[Eddie]

I mean, if that's really Natu's member. He's got a member.

[Titus]

Oh, see, but what you saw was just. It started as just Eddie Penis.

[Kyle]

Can you promise that was a female hand?

[Eddie]

God is watching. Here's what I saw. I saw a member.

[Kyle]

Huh?

[Eddie]

I saw pink nail polished hand wrapped around the member and I saw like the bottom of the chin. That's all.

[Danny]

I.

[Brandon]

How close was the chin to the penis?

[Danny]

He was showing you the video.

[Eddie]

No, it was just a picture.

[Steve]

It was a picture?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, he googled a picture.

[Eddie]

I'm not saying that, but I'm telling you.

[Kyle]

What, I never saw his face and his penis in the same. In the same shot. No, that is un. Sucked.

[Danny]

No, Brandon, you can't. You can't. Victory lap.

[Titus]

After that, I. I kind of with you.

[Brandon]

What was the hand? Was the hand, I think on feminine hand, everybody.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was a pink. Pink polish. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Pink polish doesn't mean shit.

[Kyle]

He could have polished his hand, Eddie.

[Steve]

And so that could have been anyone's dick as well or did you see anyone's dick?

[Eddie]

Anyone's hand could have been anyone's dick. But I. I'm just saying what I saw.

[Steve]

Are you okay?

[Eddie]

Just saw the member.

[Danny]

It's a good size.

[Eddie]

Not bad.

[Kyle]

I need that graphic. Somebody text me the unstuck graphic, please.

[Danny]

I think that's my.

[Brandon]

I don't know where I stand.

[Kyle]

You guys know how close was the thing? Titus, Titus, Danny and Nick. Look me in the eyes. You know where you. You, you know.

[Danny]

You think.

[Kyle]

You all know.

[Danny]

He went to the trouble.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Danny]

Painted his nails. I got an erection.

[Kyle]

That'll be the funniest thing.

[Titus]

He would be a legend for that.

[Danny]

And you said there was a mouth or something or there's a.

[Eddie]

There was like a chin.

[Danny]

Put his own chin.

[Brandon]

Was it his chin or a girl chin?

[Eddie]

It looked like a girl chin. Yeah, yeah, the girl might have had a beard, but no, no, no. A beard or nothing like that.

[Steve]

Brandon, here's where I stand.

[Kyle]

You guys gotta all understand. I left the room. When I come back, he's calling. He pretends to know, to not know that Eddie's on the yak. Even though why would he call Eddie if he didn't think he was on the yak? And now he only goes through Eddie. He knows Eddie's not gonna. Eddie's not about the bullshit. And he, and he, he knows Eddie's also not an asshole. So he knows Eddie's gonna take care of him.

[Brandon]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Listen, I said there's definitely a member and I don't think like.

[Brandon]

How much of the penis did you see?

[Kyle]

Where's my what?

[Brandon]

How much was exposed? Was it a hand grist?

[Eddie]

Full penis. But it was gripped and there's grip from the opposite hand, so it couldn't have been.

[Titus]

Okay, so wait.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Here's my arm.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

And this is you looking at your phone. This is his penis.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Was it like this? Like this. And where was the chin?

[Eddie]

So it was like reverse. So it had to be like.

[Kyle]

Who took the photo?

[Eddie]

It appeared to be Jeff.

[Brandon]

He said she took.

[Steve]

Could be a different photo, though.

[Danny]

Yeah, they're only.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, that. From what I saw. The vantage point had to be from. Most likely from. I guess she could have done a selfie.

[Kyle]

The original story was it was her.

[Danny]

No, this isn't.

[Kyle]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, but

[Danny]

necessarily the Vegas one, right?

[Steve]

You decided to send a picture here. Here's where I stand.

[Danny]

Removing the goal post a little bit.

[Steve]

I. I think he has been sucked in the past two years. But he did not provide the proof that he had all asked.

[Jeff Nadu]

He hasn't gotten.

[Brandon]

Was there like

[Danny]

he's gotten close to the goal. He's got pink nail polish around his member.

[Kyle]

He has a cross midfield.

[Brandon]

Was there a. Was there like a film of saliva?

[Eddie]

I couldn't zapruder it because he flashed it too quick. But there's definitely a member. Oh, he's got.

[Brandon]

Brandon just put meat on the ground.

[Kyle]

No, it's almost. It's on my sheets.

[Brandon]

That's the ground.

[Kyle]

No, it's not. That's a sheet of paper.

[Chase]

All right.

[Danny]

On the sheet.

[Eddie]

It's your bucket of meat. He's calling again.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Mark]

All right.

[Eddie]

What's good? And I do listen.

[Jeff Nadu]

This is a mistrial. You've seen it.

[Mark]

It.

[Jeff Nadu]

I will prove it when Tate comes here in the fucking flesh. You want to see my Eddie right now? You want me to do that?

[Eddie]

I'm not district. What are you coming to me for, Guy?

[Jeff Nadu]

Brandon? It's like, what the. Why you just want to see it so bad?

[Steve]

Dude, Brandon knows you have a.

[Titus]

It's not the cock we want to see.

[Kyle]

It is not the cock. It is 100 of a cock. It is your outrageous claims that you're this. This Coxman and you're out there wielding dick all over the country. And you're not.

[Jeff Nadu]

Hey, why don't you come to the party then?

[Danny]

No.

[Kyle]

No.

[Jeff Nadu]

Then Then off about it. Then.

[Kyle]

Then stop bragging about. Stop doing these videos about. Yeah, these two suck my dick in the mirror and everything.

[Jeff Nadu]

Content company.

[Kyle]

You don't work here, and I've given

[Jeff Nadu]

you good all week, bro.

[Kyle]

You lie. You're a liar.

[Jeff Nadu]

Eddie saw it. He can. He. He's waffling. He saw.

[Eddie]

I'm not waffling. I said what I said. I didn't see your face. I can't. I can't. I can't. 100%.

[Jeff Nadu]

Well, how the would I put my face in the video?

[Titus]

Oh, you're right.

[Kyle]

We don't have the technology.

[Brandon]

He's right. But wait, was that. Was that the hotel mirror video Nadu.

[Jeff Nadu]

That's a recent video, dude.

[Brandon]

Like, was it the hotel video? Was that the Invisible Inc. Video Un.

[Kyle]

Sucked.

[Jeff Nadu]

No, it was a recent video over the last few weeks, unsocked. Okay, fine. All right, whatever.

[Kyle]

Fine.

[Titus]

What. What is Tate gonna see that we did?

[Eddie]

Yeah. What will you show Tate?

[Jeff Nadu]

I will show Tate the proper documentation, and he will verify. Well, you know what's funny? It was, oh, he's not on the plane. I get on the plane. He's not.

[Danny]

That's what I'm saying to do.

[Jeff Nadu]

I've proven every thing, and it's always, oh, Nate. Like, remember all Navy, couldn't pull anything. Then I go to the beach house. Pulled. Went home with her, hung out with her after. I. It's always something with you.

[Kyle]

Did you. Did he.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes, there's a.

[Kyle]

Did he pull at the beach house?

[Jeff Nadu]

And then we went to DJs, and I was not allowed in and told to leave.

[Kyle]

Did he pull the beach house?

[Steve]

He was talking to a girl. I don't. Where did you.

[Eddie]

All night.

[Steve]

Yeah. Yeah. Well, Jeff, why can't you just. Why can't you just send whatever you're gonna show to Tate to Eddie right now?

[Brandon]

It's a trust issue. He doesn't want that on somebody else.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, again, I don't want it. I don't want it just hanging out there, there.

[Danny]

Federal crime.

[Eddie]

Understand? I. I would definitely delete it, but.

[Steve]

But, like, FaceTime Eddie and show him the video.

[Titus]

Does the full video show proof that it's you?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, I'm just wondering why a guy in his 50s wants so badly to see a video.

[Danny]

I was saying the exact same.

[Kyle]

Again, you're changing. You're changing the argument, and you're making yourself look even worse.

[Danny]

I think you might be a pervert. I think that I.

[Kyle]

At no point have I explained express desire to see your penis. Okay, I am calling you out for being a liar and a fake and a phony. All right, good. Okay, so we're established. You are a liar, a fake, and a phony.

[Jeff Nadu]

He saw that. He saw it. He knows. He just told you he saw it.

[Kyle]

We know you have a penis. It has never been in dispute that you have a penis.

[Danny]

Yeah, but how? The pink nail polish, Brandon.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Have you washed it off yet?

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, it was me. I would pick.

[Danny]

Oh, no, no.

[Kyle]

You've been twitched.

[Eddie]

Oh, he just hung up on me.

[Kyle]

Not to be. God.

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

I. I don't. I don't know where I stand because, like, a. A chin next to a penis. If your chin's touching penis, you might as well suck it.

[Eddie]

No. Whatever was going on in that photo, there was. There was sucking happened. Happening.

[Brandon]

There was sucking.

[Kyle]

Agreement.

[Eddie]

There was sucking.

[Danny]

Sucking happen. Eddie, what the.

[Mark]

What is this?

[Eddie]

There was sucking happening in that picture.

[Titus]

What do you mean?

[Brandon]

What does that mean?

[Steve]

You're saying there regardless of if it was nado or not, there was.

[Eddie]

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

[Kyle]

Right. Okay. So he just proved somebody's had their pe.

[Brandon]

What, so, like, he was FaceTiming you?

[Chase]

How?

[Brandon]

Did he show you the video? Was it on his laptop?

[Eddie]

It wasn't a video. It was a still picture.

[Brandon]

Where was the still?

[Mark]

Do you have it printed framed on his.

[Eddie]

It appeared to be from his device and, like, another device.

[Brandon]

I don't know what that means.

[Eddie]

Like, he took a picture of, like, his iPad or something.

[Titus]

But you said you only saw the. And now you're saying definitive proof that there was sucking.

[Eddie]

I would say.

[Brandon]

Now. I don't understand.

[Eddie]

I would say there's a very, very strong chance that the sucking was happening.

[Titus]

Based on.

[Brandon]

Is there a. Did you see the head of the.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Then how are you sucking a and

[Titus]

seeing the head should be engulfed?

[Danny]

You're saying this should be the last thing you see? She's going. She's going.

[Eddie]

Yeah, she's coming back. She's recoiling. And she recoils.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but was her mouth open?

[Kyle]

Everybody stop. Everybody stop.

[Mark]

Wait.

[Titus]

It was just a chin.

[Kyle]

Everybody stop.

[Brandon]

Who recoils fully off your dog.

[Eddie]

So you're saying pink nails when you're. Who got down there

[Danny]

out. How you doing?

[Kyle]

Good.

[Danny]

See you guys. See you. Thanks for coming out.

[Kyle]

Thank you. That was delicious. That was delicious.

[Eddie]

Thanks for. Thanks for that. That would.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we got you.

[Titus]

We got you guys.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we don't see from this side.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that would have mortified me.

[Kyle]

We're good. We're good. We're good.

[Eddie]

We're Good.

[Kyle]

And back.

[Danny]

Okay.

[Eddie]

There was a still image of a recoil. So you just saw chin. I'm led to Eddie.

[Titus]

Recoil off the coils.

[Brandon]

Who does that?

[Kyle]

Don't. Really dove right back into.

[Eddie]

Listen, if you want to argue that she got down there, wrapped it, wrapped the member, and just put Chin and, like, pose for a picture.

[Chase]

Sure.

[Eddie]

But at that point.

[Danny]

At that point, I mean, guys, we're splitting hairs. We're already down there.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah. That.

[Danny]

Her hand around the cock.

[Brandon]

I mean, that got her mouth.

[Kyle]

Next, we're focusing on the wrong thing. We know that a woman was around and near a cock. Near. In sucking distance. We know that we have no proof

[Chase]

it was Jeff Nadu and typed in blowjob video and.

[Kyle]

Correct.

[Eddie]

That's what I said. Like, I can't. Like, Jeff's gonna get mad at me for that. I'm not waffling. I would just need to say his face to have 100.

[Kyle]

What was the skin tone on the penis? Does it match him?

[Eddie]

Lighter than I would have imagined.

[Steve]

It match the nails.

[Kyle]

Shocking.

[Eddie]

No, but that doesn't.

[Kyle]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

[Eddie]

No, that doesn't mean.

[Kyle]

You're telling me Jeff and do has a light penis.

[Brandon]

What do you mean?

[Chase]

Like, light?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

Doesn't weigh much or tone.

[Kyle]

He just acted like it didn't match his skin tone. He said it was lighter than they expected.

[Titus]

It wasn't Balkan.

[Eddie]

No. Yeah, exactly. It wasn't.

[Kyle]

He has an American paint.

[Titus]

An Irish.

[Eddie]

It was a white.

[Kyle]

Well, he's an Albanian man.

[Titus]

Doesn't.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, no, don't do that, Jeff. I believe it was your penis. Here's.

[Kyle]

Here's where I see the reason he chose you for this assignment,

[Steve]

Eddie. All right, so he took that picture, he sent it to a device. Correct. And then he FaceTimed the picture on that device. That's how you saw it, correct?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Eddie, you're too nice a guy for the camera.

[Brandon]

It was an iPad.

[Titus]

You were what?

[Kyle]

You.

[Steve]

You looked at that photo for what, 10 seconds?

[Eddie]

Let's say yes.

[Steve]

Okay, so what's stopping him from doing that? Same thing with the video that he's about to show to Tate. He had just as much chance of getting screenshotted doing that. You watch it as long as you would of the video. That's why I'm most suspicious.

[Eddie]

I get that. I understand.

[Steve]

But I do think he's been sucked. But we need concrete evidence.

[Titus]

Yeah, in a picture.

[Danny]

We'll get it. I think we just put it in Tate's hands.

[Eddie]

I'm just Saying whatever was in that picture was. Was prop. Most likely getting sucked.

[Kyle]

All right, he's got, what, 10 days for. For it. Take it there so he can come up with whatever AI. He can come up with. Although Tate's an investigator.

[Danny]

I mean, you remember the. Was it smokes at. In Vegas? Yeah, when Tate got into his room and was breaking down.

[Brandon]

Yeah, that's what we need.

[Titus]

Tate would be perfect.

[Eddie]

You act like I'm doing shoddy journalism.

[Kyle]

Well, Eddie, I think you were chosen for a reason. I think you're too nice. Again, too nice a guy for the. For the investigation.

[Brandon]

I think it's to assume recoil is acid.

[Titus]

Recoil.

[Eddie]

You didn't see what I saw.

[Danny]

That is true. There's only one set of Isaac.

[Kyle]

But even if you saw what you saw, there's no guarantee that what you saw was what he thought you wanted to see.

[Eddie]

And I'm saying that it might not be him.

[Danny]

Sure.

[Eddie]

There's a very. It's very possible that that was a.

[Kyle]

Now, banging a man with a white

[Eddie]

penis is a very possible that. That was a still of a porn. I get it.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Eddie]

But what he showed me was. Was a re. Wait, he's calling me back.

[Danny]

Wait.

[Chase]

We are never getting these last two ads off.

[Eddie]

What's up, Jeff?

[Jeff Nadu]

One more thing.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Jeff Nadu]

No way. I.

[Brandon]

Wait, we never brought that up.

[Jeff Nadu]

When I show a video, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do for me, then?

[Danny]

What?

[Kyle]

Is he talking to me? Because he can call me.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yes. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

[Steve]

Ask him what the difference would be between him showing that picture he showed in the video.

[Kyle]

Nothing. Because it's never gonna happen. You just googled a porn image.

[Jeff Nadu]

You said Tate's an investigator, which he is. He will be properly shown. Don't worry.

[Kyle]

Hey.

[Jeff Nadu]

And. And it'll be beyond a reasonable doubt. I know all about.

[Kyle]

Remind me, Jeff. And listen, in a world where you prove that you've been sucked, I think everybody wins.

[Jeff Nadu]

And.

[Kyle]

And. And I. I just. If you're gonna go out there on the Internet. Well, as usual, if you're on the Internet and you're gonna go out there and claim to be the Coxman that you are, if you prove that you are that, then everybody wins here.

[Danny]

Okay?

[Kyle]

Good luck.

[Danny]

Remind me again when the party is. When are we going to have a conclusion to this? When would. When would.

[Jeff Nadu]

You'll know. Well, he gets in July 17th.

[Danny]

July 17th.

[Eddie]

Jeff.

[Jeff Nadu]

Going to the barber shop. He'll. It'll be around then.

[Eddie]

Jeff, can you confirm, though, that your face is in that video? At all.

[Jeff Nadu]

Just trust and know it. You'll know it's me.

[Kyle]

Don't worry.

[Danny]

Brandon, I think we have to just kick the can down the road.

[Brandon]

So, wait, do you. You're not explicitly saying it'll be your face in it, but we will know it's you.

[Jeff Nadu]

Okay. Yes. You'll see me in it?

[Kyle]

Sure.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Danny]

Wednesday's flight. Get it. I feel like he's got to get there Friday while we're doing the act.

[Titus]

He, he.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, just right.

[Danny]

We got to make sure he's there when we're doing it.

[Kyle]

Dude, I feel like you look at me as the enemy. All I am.

[Jeff Nadu]

I do. How could I not her?

[Kyle]

All I am is a guy who's interested in truth. And the truth is you are putting yourself out there as the pussy getting this dude in Pennsylvania. And when I question that you flipped out.

[Jeff Nadu]

Dude, I have proven beyond reasonable doubt virtually everything you've ever said that you said about me, I proved wrong.

[Kyle]

You proved you could get on a fucking airplane.

[Jeff Nadu]

I did that. I proved that I could pull. And then they moved the goggles. Oh, shit.

[Eddie]

Was.

[Kyle]

Shut up.

[Jeff Nadu]

Previously. They brought her there to do that. Now I can never win. And when I do this, it'll be a AI photo or it'll be something else. You just move the goalpost. Especially you. Football man always moves the goal post.

[Kyle]

Wow, you really delivered that one well. All right, fine. We. We will see. We'll kick the can down the road and you will have a chance next weekend.

[Jeff Nadu]

Beautiful.

[Nick]

Beautiful.

[Kyle]

Thanks, Jeff.

[Eddie]

Would you agree, though, it's a little whiter hue than people would think it.

[Jeff Nadu]

Yeah, well, I. I don't sit there and tan it, dude.

[Eddie]

No, I know. I. I don't. Wrong. I'm just. That's all I'm saying.

[Jeff Nadu]

Listen, you know better than me, Eddie.

[Kyle]

It's big.

[Jeff Nadu]

Get over yourself.

[Danny]

Wait.

[Brandon]

Eddie would know better than you.

[Kyle]

I already know you're dick better.

[Brandon]

Wait a goddamn second. Eddie.

[Steve]

Is that Eddie's hand?

[Kyle]

The pink nail punch?

[Mark]

Better than you, Ed.

[Brandon]

There's only one man that knows my cock better, and it's you, Ed.

[Jeff Nadu]

See you next week.

[Eddie]

See you, Jeff.

[Kyle]

All right, we need some sort of

[Mark]

buffer here, Ed, you know my cock like the back of your hand.

[Kyle]

What do you got on the prep sheet here that I can use as a buffer? Hey, Chase, should onions be on a tuna melt? That was a big.

[Nick]

That was a big debate. Big Cat put out a poll about it. I feel like.

[Kyle]

No, I don't think so. I don't think onions should be in Tuna salad?

[Steve]

Well, that wasn't the actual question was.

[Kyle]

I thought it was.

[Steve]

It was like when you order a tuna melt, you automatically expect onions.

[Kyle]

But isn't that just tuna salad covered in melted.

[Titus]

What is it he's talking about? Is, are onions used in the tuna salad?

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, I don't.

[Titus]

I think I'd be fine with that,

[Kyle]

but I think they could be.

[Nick]

I think it'd be better if they are, but I don't think it's expected.

[Kyle]

All right, that's good enough. Backyards. Backyard baseball. Backyard baseball.

[Mark]

Backyard baseball.

[Kyle]

Backyard baseball is officially back. The new game just dropped today. It looks absolutely incredible. Me and Titus played it yesterday for a video that comes out later. Had a time of our lives playing this game. It's the same old game that you remember from back in the day. You can play it right now on Steam. At 40 bucks, this game is a steal. We got it. It'll also come out for consoles in August. Right now, you can be hammering it on steam. You'd be 1v1 at Steel Stadium on the office laptops. Backyard baseball will be the game of the summer. It looks great. It's as fun, as hilarious as ever. It's a great, low key game. It's also very competitive, especially online. It hits all the right notes. But it is time for a backyard summer. It's time to play like a kid again. Go get backyard baseball out now on Steam by Backyard Baseball on Steam. Visit backyard baseball.com for information. Consoles will be coming in August, but right now it is live on Steam. Backyard baseball calm. And lastly, it is, of course, summertime. We got our game of the summer. We also have our candy of the summer. It's Reese's. We have our Reese's room upstairs for the old classic Reese's cups or the entire Reese's catalog of candies that we like to go to get Reese's. Wherever you shop, nothing goes better with whatever summer activity that you're doing than the Reese's, the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Go get Reese's wherever you shop. And there's one ton Don right by the Reese's room. Sure. He loves Reese's.

[Danny]

Yeah, he does.

[Mark]

I just ate two of them earlier in the show.

[Kyle]

All right, this, this, this one had everything. I feel like you want to spin the wheel.

[Brandon]

Had like two things.

[Kyle]

Everything relating to Jeff Nadu's pants. It had twists and turns. It was lighter than anticipated. Eddie, I mean, you definitely went in there with a game plan. What, you thought Nadu's penis was going to look like, and it didn't live up to that.

[Eddie]

And I'd know better than anyone.

[Kyle]

Yes, you would. What do you mean by that?

[Eddie]

I don't know. I mean, we talk once in a while.

[Kyle]

Why did he choose you?

[Brandon]

Y' all aren't like you're a trustworthy guy.

[Eddie]

He called me on the way home Monday. He was just chat.

[Brandon]

He was going through the Rolodex yesterday.

[Eddie]

Oh, was he? Yeah.

[Kyle]

He called Kyle, right?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Steve]

You believe I have a dick, right?

[Kyle]

All right, let's spin it. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Next out, It's the act.

[Chase]

Love you guys.

[Wyatt]

See you tomorrow.

[Chase]

Bye.