We Surprised Brandon With A HEARTFELT Birthday Present! | The Yak 4-13-26

Summary

The Yak Podcast Summary

Episode: "We Surprised Brandon With a HEARTFELT Birthday Present! | The Yak 4-13-26"

Date: April 13, 2026
Hosts/Crew: Kyle "KBNoSwag" Bauer, Nick, Brandon Walker, Rone, Lil Sas, Kate, Steven Cheah, Big Cat, Eddie, Danny, J.R., Scott (Mayor of Antioch)

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Overview

This lively Yak episode centers around Brandon Walker's 47th birthday, featuring plenty of comedic banter, a surprise birthday "pond" dedication, good-natured ribbing about age, sports stories, and several memorable tangents typical of The Yak. The highlight is a special, elaborate "pond naming" ceremony orchestrated by the crew, with an appearance from the Mayor of Antioch. The group also dives into topics ranging from Augusta Masters stories to viral sports moments, pet ER anecdotes, and a heated saga over a Hank Aaron signed card. Barstool’s unique culture of public pranks, inside jokes, and sincere friendship is on full display.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Brandon Walker's 47th Birthday (02:08–20:41)

• Stella Blue Coffee Launch & Pet Rescue Mission: Brandon promos Stella Blue’s new canned lattes, with a goal to save 1,000 pets nationwide. (02:08–03:16)
• Birthday Joking: The crew pokes fun at Brandon’s age, discussing the significance of birthdays after 18 and referencing celebrities who died at 47, to Brandon’s mild annoyance. (04:45–05:30)
• Augusta Masters Recount: Brandon shares tales from The Masters, including getting on TV, his big pencil tradition idea, and his interactions with volunteers and celebrities. (06:01–14:18)
  • “Last year, I thought the big pencil was the dumbest idea I'd ever fucking heard in my life. This year, it felt like the big pencil could have had some legs.” – Brandon Walker (07:07)
• Egg Salad vs. Pimento Cheese Sandwiches: Brandon tries egg salad for the first time and delivers a strong verdict (“egg salad's better than pimento”), to group debate over sandwich rankings. (10:12–10:37)
• Uncle Doug & Masters Souvenirs Running Joke: The ongoing Uncle Doug T-shirt saga, with Rico’s commentary, leads to jokes about Barstool’s internal personalities (09:00–09:35).

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2. The Birthday Surprise: Brandon Walker Pond (19:45–26:13)

• Pond Dedication Unveiled: The crew reveals "Brandon Walker Pond" with a ceremonial sign. The Mayor of Antioch joins via video to read a proclamation renaming the body of water outside Brandon's house, referencing Brandon’s career and Barstool presence. It’s revealed the "pond" is really a lake, but for the joke and legal reasons, it's called a pond.
  • “You're a wonderful member of the community...” – Scott, Mayor of Antioch (21:51)
• Neighborhood & Family Ties: Brandon finds out his mother once worked in Antioch, leading to more banter about small-town politics, master tickets, and property values.
• Reactions: Brandon is both amused and flabbergasted: “Thank. I don't know if... I don't know if I'm thankful…” (23:38)
• Group Reflection: Everyone teases Brandon about future neighborhood reactions, property downgrade, and making the naming a community-wide scandal.

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3. Classic Yak Tangents & Inside Jokes (26:13–54:01)

• High School Nicknames: The group embarks on a guessing game to "uncover" Brandon’s high school nickname, ultimately revealed as "Lurch." (29:02–32:20)
• Barstool Scams & Crypto: Commentary on a staff Twitter hack related to crypto scams (“Dante’s stool token”), with Kyle detailing how fake DMCA notices are used to trick people. (32:39–34:53)
• Bald Eagles and Animal Bathroom Habits: A surreal tangent on bald eagles pooping, weird bird facts, and geese droppings. (35:19–47:01)
• Seagull Headline: Discussion of a man jailed for decapitating a seagull after it tried to steal fries, leading to jokes about “core memories” and escalating into absurd anecdotes. (47:16–54:56)

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4. Health Mishaps & Pet ER Stories (54:57–74:08)

• Home Renovation Rants: Eddie and the crew vent about contractor nightmares, lost memorabilia, and sketchy tradesmen. (54:57–58:29)
• Illness & Cat ER Adventures: Danny recounts a weekend plagued by illness and his cat's hospital visit, with Kate sharing a harrowing story about chemotherapy side effects and pancreatitis. (“I was in so much pain. So I, like, crawl to the phone to call her...” – Kate, 64:42)
• Baby & Pet Safety Myths: A group PSA-style discussion about pet dangers (chocolate, grapes, onions), baby feeding taboos, and the notorious "shrimp milk" allergen introduction. (74:09–80:14)

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5. Mini Golf, Nachos, and Healthy Birthday Arguments (80:15–97:46)

• Nacho Debate: Heated discussion about nacho preference (fully loaded vs. simple) and the perils of gas station nachos vs. restaurant ones. (80:15–84:50)
• Barstool Bites & Reality Show Flashbacks: Eddie and others reminisce about failed Barstool food initiatives and behind-the-scenes competition footage. (89:10–91:18)
• IceCon & Chasing Goals: Brief recaps of Barstool’s ambitious live events (“IceCon”) and their wild in-game betting energy. (91:30–94:07)
• Physical Appearance/Routine: Jokes about pushing back the planned “shirtless reveal” for summer (“I'm not T-shirt ready... back on my Chinese workout.” – Brandon, 95:01)

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6. Gifts, Hank Aaron Card Drama & Closure (117:53–132:47)

• The Hank Aaron Card Saga:
  Brandon recounts being upset a local shop sold a Hank Aaron signed card, supposedly set aside for him, prompting a self-imposed “suspension” from the store. (118:44–132:08)
  • “I felt like you disrespected me... I've sent you some business...” (122:13)
• Revelation: Turns out the card storyline is an elaborate prank, leaving Brandon mortified about his overreaction (“I'm such a son of a bitch” – 121:38)
• Pizza Consolation: The group gifts Brandon a sausage Antioch pizza as a symbolic peace offering. (132:13–132:52)

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7. Final Moments: Reflections and Rapid-Fire Banter (132:55–End)

• Birthday Reflections: The group muses on the meaning of milestones, parental pride, school clout from working at Barstool, and generational jokes about staffers’ kids and possible future Barstool dynasties. (97:13–98:37)
• Happy Birthday Chain: Mikey Bets and Chief’s birthdays are acknowledged, with more jokes about who “steals” the spotlight. (98:31–100:55)
• Wrap Up: Quick ad reads, The Yak crew wrapping up the bit, and a friendly nudge to check out vlogs and support Barstool on other platforms (133:38–133:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Last year, I thought the big pencil was the dumbest idea... This year, it felt like the big pencil could have had some legs.” – Brandon Walker (07:07)
• “Thank. I don't know if... I don't know if I'm thankful.” – Brandon, on getting a pond named after him (23:38)
• “It's a lake, technically. We have officially deemed it a pond.” – Big Cat, on the technicality (25:39)
• “I took my son in there the other day, and I just sat in the corner silent like a fucking...” – Brandon, in full pout at the card shop (123:22)
• “I got the experts on my ass right now, so I’m just...” – Brandon, when pulled into another Barstool recording (129:54)
• “If we opened a little coffee and ice cream shop, I would love to work it.” – Eddie (89:10)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Topic | |------------|-------------------------------------------------------| | 02:08 | Stella Blue Coffee & Pet Rescue Launch | | 04:45 | Age Jokes & Birthday Significance | | 06:01 | Augusta Masters Recap | | 19:45 | The Birthday Pond Named “Brandon Walker Pond” | | 29:02 | Brandon’s High School Nickname Guessing Game | | 35:19 | Ridiculous Animal/Bird Bathroom Habits | | 47:16 | The Seagull/Fries/Decapitation Story | | 54:57 | Contractor and Home Improvement Gripes | | 62:07 | Kate’s Chemo & Pancreatitis Hospital Anecdote | | 80:15 | Nachos, Dangerous Foods to Pets & Babies | | 91:30 | IceCon Recap | | 95:01 | Chinese Diet, Barstool Body Reveal | | 117:53 | The Hank Aaron Card Prank Saga | | 132:13 | Birthday Pizza Consolation | | 133:38 | Closing & Vlog Promotion |

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Tone & Vibe

Exuberant, sincere, quick-witted, and self-deprecatingly honest. The Yak crew is ruthlessly funny but never mean-spirited, with plenty of inside jokes and Barstool in-references. Sentimentality peeks through the sarcasm during the pond ceremony and discussions about aging, parenthood, and friendship.

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For the First-Time Listener

This episode is must-listen Yak energy: elaborate pranks, offbeat group storytelling, and the famed Barstool brotherhood on full display. No context needed for inside jokes—you’ll catch on quick. If you want to know who these people are and what their brand of mayhem is about, this birthday party in podcast form delivers.

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Transcript

[Big Cat]

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[Steve]

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[Brandon Walker]

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[Danny]

Yep. And that's always been the case.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Well, we were doing pause Chicago. Now we're trying to go nationwide try to save a thousand pets this year.

[Big Cat]

So that's a good goal to have.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So if you. Did you buy any do. Did you buy any cans ready to drink cans?

[Danny]

No, but I will.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

You killed multiple pets.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

Have you bought coffee anywhere else?

[Brandon Walker]

That's another 10. Yes, I have.

[Danny]

It was Saturday. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're. You're a butcher of dogs and cats, specifically.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Has he butchered more cats or dogs?

[Kate]

Look at me.

[Brandon Walker]

Dogs.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

My beast of a dog of deformed Ernesto got cut from the commercial.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he didn't make.

[Big Cat]

He didn't make the cut.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He didn't make it.

[Steve]

No way.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

I think he would have been too jarring to.

[Kate]

Yeah, not that crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

We're trying to get people to adopt dogs.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, Right.

[Brandon Walker]

But, yeah, go to Sell Blue Coffee right now. Or Amazon or in retail. Brandon Walker. Happy birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Hello.

[Brandon Walker]

Thank you. Years young.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

47.

[Brandon Walker]

Incredible.

[Kate]

You're only 47.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

47. Whoa. That's not. That's not a good start.

[Brandon Walker]

Good to have you back. Thank you, big guy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Thank you. Good to be back. Happy to be back. And don't judge the fact that every time you see me in a picture or a video from down south, I'm always smiling bigger than I smile when I'm here. Don't judge that.

[Brandon Walker]

I wasn't going to because you. We actually couldn't discuss it because we texted you a bunch on Friday and you never replied.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't have my phone.

[Brandon Walker]

Right, right. You haven't had your phone at all.

[Big Cat]

You're too big of a hot shot being on TV twice in one day.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, but I didn't have you. Can't you get to your phone at 4:00', clock, 5:00 clock on Friday, or. Actually, it wasn't until 6:00 clock on Friday. I couldn't catch up to that. It was crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't respond to your friend. Well, you probably did respond to your friends.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Look at that. That's. I was.

[Eddie]

I was burnt.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm glowing.

[Brandon Walker]

Tj did you respond in the mostly sports text?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yes.

[Unknown]

Let's see. I think you just started texting when the Triple D episode aired.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, that's true.

[Big Cat]

Be sure to tweet this so more people can see me.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you and Guy Fieri and Andrew Tate. I saw them hanging out together this weekend.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Really?

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, he did invite. I texted him. We texted him Friday night after the episode dropped. It was a very big surprise to us that it dropped and we texted him to see if he'd text back. He did, and he invited us to. To California, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We're gonna. We're gonna be out here there with him and Tate.

[Big Cat]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That'll be fun. Yeah. Big. Big weekend.

[Big Cat]

Big bowl and Judy Garland Both died at 47.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Why?

[Big Cat]

I don't know, just fun fact.

[Brandon Walker]

That is a fun.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's not fun though.

[Brandon Walker]

We also, we also have a gift for you coming later today. Yeah, why? Your birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

We're happy you're back, buddy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Then Vanderbank did Vanderb 47, was he 48?

[Big Cat]

Brad Arnold, the three doors down, he was 47.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

God damn it.

[Brandon Walker]

How's it feel?

[Kate]

Nothing. Your last birthday?

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Birthdays don't matter anymore. You know that. Once you pass, I think, I mean,

[Big Cat]

I bet you're getting a little play tonight.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Every birthday matters. Every birthday matters until you're 18. And after 18, you've got about three or four birthdays that matter. 21 matters. 25, maybe 30. 40, that's it. 50.

[Brandon Walker]

50, maybe 50.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But I'm not at 50.

[Brandon Walker]

Next year for you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, it's three years from now. I'm, I'm 47.

[Big Cat]

How long's your contract till 50.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You're done.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm on a five year deal.

[Big Cat]

How to get one more?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll probably just, I'll be here till I die.

[Brandon Walker]

So you squeeze out one more and then not work. He's gonna do an Albert Haynes worth contract.

[Big Cat]

Get that? Get one more bag, One more big deal.

[Brandon Walker]

I, I, yeah, everyone deserves Albert Haynes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I do look forward to the deal that I sign and just half ass it. Yeah, I'll be fine. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Had a good time. Had a good time at Augusta.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, we didn't ask.

[Big Cat]

Did you miss Joey Avery?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I did. I texted him miss you after the first day. And then I didn't text him the second day.

[Brandon Walker]

Because you stopped missing your phone.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I only told him. Yeah, I told him once. Look, look, look how good I look.

[Brandon Walker]

So you found a good spot? You just hung out the whole time?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I found a good shady spot. We didn't hang out there the whole time. That was our afternoon spot. In the morning we were at number three, right below the green. And when the shade left there, I went. We went to 14. That is right after a drive hit my chair. Angel Cabrera's drive hit my chair. And then the next drive, the next group was right in front of me. Shane. I believe that was Shane Lowry.

[Brandon Walker]

Imagine if you had a big pencil right there.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You know, I did think, I did think about it. It did seem a little, just a slightly more relaxed this year I feel like I could have got the pencil in. And last year I got nowhere near being on tv. And this time I got near being on TV or I was on tv. So maybe next year we give the pencil a run.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Maybe next year we give it a. Give it.

[Brandon Walker]

Just you sitting under a tree, like, coloring in with a big pen with

[Big Cat]

your, like, legs kicked up on your belly.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right down. Score.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Last year, I thought the big pencil was the dumbest idea I'd ever fucking heard in my life. This year, it felt like the big pencil could have had some legs.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So we're trying around. We're trending in the right direction for the big pencil.

[Brandon Walker]

I love that.

[Big Cat]

What do you have to say to the pussy allegations of taking a tiny little bite of that burger on Triple D?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know that I've heard the pussy allegations of taking a tiny little.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I can't. I can't open up the timeline without seeing.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I was. So he took us to a vegan spot, you know, and that was, like, the fourth thing we had tried. The others didn't make air, and it was.

[Big Cat]

It was a big burger, but your bite is.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It was dainty. It was dainty. I was not thrilled by the burger by the side of the burger, so I gave it a little bite and then gave it my own.

[Big Cat]

And that's what made tv.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that's what made tv. But it was. It was what a. What a. We were there for three hours. I think two hours. It was a great, great experience.

[Brandon Walker]

I pulled up Twitter this morning. I saw someone being like, I. I can't believe Guy Fieri did this. And I was like, wow, people are that mad about Brandon. Then I saw the Andrew Tate, and I was like, well, that's funny time.

[Big Cat]

Did they dap up or something?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they just dapped up. I mean, everyone daps up.

[Big Cat]

Everybody daps up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah, they're just dapping up.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What's the. That's the entire point of going to ufc.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you dap up. Yeah, you just do the dap up. All right, well, we miss you. I don't think you missed us, but that's okay. So can I have you back?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Can I ask a question? Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

When I did get back to my phone, I had texts from A. I had a text from Uncle Doug, asked me for a T shirt.

[Brandon Walker]

Mm.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

B, I had text from you guys telling me to get Uncle Doug a T shirt. And see, I had. I saw a tweet from Rico saying, uncle Doug is a skill. The hell did Uncle Doug do on the show?

[Brandon Walker]

How did Rico see that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I have no idea.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, he doesn't do Pick Central anymore. She has time to just watch it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it's True. It's true. Why does Rico think Uncle Doug's a scale?

[Brandon Walker]

Because Uncle Doug is a scout. He said that you were. He said if you don't get him a T shirt from the Masters, he's putting. Rico. He's putting you in on the JV team with Bosco and Mincy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, dear.

[Brandon Walker]

So he's 100% a scale.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

But it was very funny that Rico had this right away. Is he just watching us?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Rico.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Suprico.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Did you get the shirt for Uncle Doug?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, I. He. Uncle Doug got lucky and he wears the same size shirt I got. I bought myself a T shirt. Now I'm just gonna give it to Uncle Doug, so. Okay. And now I didn't get a T shirt. Okay. That's okay.

[Big Cat]

You got.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I got everything else. Yeah. Correct. Yeah. And I've got a shirt for tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

How much did you spend at the store?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

$1150.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. I got you a hat.

[Big Cat]

I'm very appreciative.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I got you a hat.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, you did. The pimento.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Where's ours?

[Eddie]

Danny, did you get anything?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Danny? You're. You're not close, Kate. I. You. You're. You're pretty close. Kyle, I apologize. You should have probably got.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, wow.

[Big Cat]

Think of how you'd look in a egg salad hat.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You would have looked sick in an XL hat. That's on me. And I apologize. Next year, I'll get you a hat.

[Danny]

Thank you.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I.

[Brandon Walker]

The egg salad had plays.

[Big Cat]

It's not bad.

[Brandon Walker]

I.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's the worst thing I've ever seen.

[Big Cat]

But it almost turns that corner, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, correct. And it's also, I think the fact that it's. It's egg salad, which is. It is a fart sandwich.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You know what I mean? Like you. When you make an egg salad sandwich, it is delicious, but it also is going to be judged by anyone who walks by.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I. Last year was all pimento. This year I tried the egg salad. The egg salad's better than the pimento.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Real fucking.

[Brandon Walker]

Very good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Real good. Real damn good sandwich. And of course, I had two days with Bradley Barton, which me and Bradley Barton don't get.

[Brandon Walker]

How was that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, it was amazing.

[Big Cat]

Is he a riot?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's fantastic. Yeah, he's fabulous. I really, really had a good time. I went with Joey last year. You know, it was kind of a joke because I'd run out of people to go with, and Joey was here, and we did it. We had a good time, but I didn't know how to go to the Masters yet. I've gotten good at going to the Masters. I now have some. Some volunteers that work the holes that I know. Like, I'm going to go back. There's guy named Tyler on number three that I'm going to go back and see next year. Every year he's on the hole every year, so. So I'm getting better at going to the Masters. Great time.

[Big Cat]

I'm happy for you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Thank you.

[Brandon Walker]

And Bradley Barton.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Bradley Barton.

[Brandon Walker]

Bradley Barton.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Good guy. Damn fine guy.

[Danny]

Your chair was struck by a drive

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

on Hill Cabrera's drive on 14. Yes. I was sitting like this and I saw the ball bounce out of my periphery. I leaned up, it hit the back of my chair, then hit Bradley in the foot and then rolled back into the first cut.

[Kate]

Did you cry?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, it didn't. It didn't hit my body.

[Danny]

That seems like a major event. Did you have to evacuate?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, no. It went far enough off our history hit his. I know, but that's just how it. That's just how it goes. I just.

[Danny]

I didn't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Evacuate. Yeah. Evacuates are funny.

[Danny]

Yeah, but I feel like they. Look at how strict they are, like get the out.

[Brandon Walker]

So.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, no, no.

[Brandon Walker]

It was going out of your ass right now.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Balls going to the crowd all.

[Danny]

I didn't know that. Really?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. They just.

[Danny]

And it hits a chair and whatever.

[Big Cat]

You moved your chair then or.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I stay right there because it bounced far enough off he could hit it.

[Danny]

Helped him a little bit.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It did. It kicked it back into the first guy. He didn't think it's ever.

[Danny]

Did he make money from the event?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I don't think he made the cut. Hey, I think you get $25,000 for showing up, so I guess he made $25,000. I don't know if that was worth it for him.

[Danny]

And you became nice with the staff of the event?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I did. Yeah.

[Danny]

They like, they live for that week and that week only.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So guys, like, guys that volunteer there pretty much get the same hole every year. And they're very familiar. Like this guy Tyler. He's on his. His dad did this hole for 30 years, maybe even 40 years. And he was on his hole with his dad. This hole, with the hole down to him. Yeah, he now has the. Yeah, that's pretty beautiful. Yeah, it's really awesome story. And his brother's on the same hole, so it's like this family thing that on number three, Tyler, his dad, his brother all worked the same hole. There was a Guy named John on 16. That's always there. There was a guy named Cliff on number three that was always there.

[Eddie]

What was the volunteer doing at the hole?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Manning the ropes. Like if a ball goes in the crowd, he gets the ropes and he moves everybody back and just wonderful, wonderful people.

[Danny]

Did anyone like chronically suffer around you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I didn't get any suffering, no. I got no suffering.

[Danny]

The crowd that like would break out in myalgias and stuff, I didn't see any myalgias.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I didn't see that. I saw two famous people. Marty Smith from ESPN and Ryan Fitzpatrick, the quarterback.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That was the, that were the only two. Oh, I saw Jason Kelsey, but I avoided it.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you like Marty Smith?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I've never said good things about Marty Smith.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I was gonna say I feel like Marty Smith is under your.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, you're.

[Brandon Walker]

You don't like the fact that he plays up to be Southern?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He fake, he, he fakes his, he dials up his southerness. I don't. He's from North Carolina, I think, but, but you know, he's like, hey, what's up? And then on tv, hey, what's up, man? Like, it's just. Anyway, but when I, when I was walking by him, I said, what's up, Marty? He says, he first was like, hey man. And then he saw he recognized me, he said, oh, what's up? And we dapped. And now I can't say anything bad about it for the rest of my life.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Compromised, Virginia then. There you go.

[Brandon Walker]

Harrisburg, Virginia.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, almost his birthday too.

[Brandon Walker]

Look at that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's older than you. Yeah, a couple years. Yeah, three years.

[Brandon Walker]

Fuck them. You know what you were saying?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I kind of have said it before. I've said it before.

[Big Cat]

Have you said fuck him?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I said, I don't like when people get dial up their Southerners to be folksy and whatnot. That's me dialing up my blackness.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not my Southernness. No, I, Yeah, I mean I, I could be wrong. I'm an too right.

[Danny]

We're all performers.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I can't, I can't stand watching Marty Smith these games. I can't believe. Okay, well that's clearly a middle aged Jew.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's, that's clearly.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude. But that's. That you're now trashing Mincy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that's always trash Mincy.

[Brandon Walker]

By the way, I overheard Mincy give you a nice compliment today when he. Very nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

When he asked me if I was 39 years old.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he said, how old are you. He said 47, and he's like, you're aging great.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They did say.

[Brandon Walker]

He said that. It was genuine.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It was a beautiful moment. Yeah. I appreciated it a lot.

[Big Cat]

His, like, flirtatious post that he put up.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. What was that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Here's the thing, though. But he'll also beat the shit out of you, Nancy. Yeah. Did you see that? He said basically, if that LSU kid that had pushed me in the back when I was at the game when I was 41. Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He Wahlberged it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'd have beat the fuck out of him.

[Brandon Walker]

He said things would have gone down differently.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Even though he was there for the. He.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wahlberg did.

[Brandon Walker]

If Wahlberg was also on the actual flight and did nothing.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's right. Yes. Wait, because Mitzi was there.

[Brandon Walker]

Mincy was. Mincy was basically. What was the tweet? Was he saying that?

[Eddie]

He.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He said it happened. This event happened. He wasn't saying. Hypothetically, he said this happened, and I. I should have beat the. Out of.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Something like that.

[Brandon Walker]

Right.

[Danny]

Oh, he retroactively punked him out.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Correct.

[Brandon Walker]

He had a chance, but he just didn't do anything.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So, yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

This is in the wake of a LSU fan being in the Ole Miss student section this weekend and punching a guy's kids lights out.

[Big Cat]

I heard that kid was kind of exonerated, though. Didn't somebody pour the kid.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

The kid. The kid he punched didn't do anything.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, but he. But his friend threw a beer.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

His friend threw a beer, but his friend stood there as the kid got punched out.

[Brandon Walker]

I had no problem with the whole thing.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Nobody's in the right, though. And nobody's in the right. It's just.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I don't think anyone's in the wrong.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, I mean, the guy was. This guy's 52 years old in the student section. Like, what are you doing that student section?

[Brandon Walker]

Trying to get some strange brother.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But that student section is talking about out of the way.

[Brandon Walker]

You haven't been in the student section recently?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, not really. But not in the opposite.

[Brandon Walker]

Not really.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not an opposing student section. You got to go out of your way to go out there.

[Brandon Walker]

What is. What. What student section was it?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It was Ole Miss right field. They're, like, in the right field bleachers away from everybody else. They keep the students away from everybody else. And this.

[Brandon Walker]

This guy's trying to get some. You.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He was being led by a woman.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So he. So he got.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, but it was an LSU woman. The drunk LSU kid that shoved me In Tiger stadium concourse in 2024 is lucky I was 41, overweight, or I might have done something.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, so he's saying now if it happened now he's not 41 and overweight. He's 42 and a little less slightly over.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So things would be different now. I got it. I think.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we see the video of the. It was a great punch. Because that's always the thing with, you know, I'm not much of a fighter, but if you're gonna. If you're gonna throw a punch in a very public place, you gotta make sure that, like, it knocks them out.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, knock.

[Brandon Walker]

Knocks them down.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

In stadium fights, punches rarely land.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. If you throw a punch and the guy just eats it, you're the biggest wimp of all time.

[Kate]

Yeah, yeah, he just.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He just hit the wrong guy. Yeah, he did hit the biggest guy.

[Big Cat]

That's good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, he, like, the guy that threw the beer was small and he hit a much bigger guy.

[Brandon Walker]

I want to see this video.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Aggie, text I, by the way. Oh, okay. They're taking down the mini golf right now.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You never got to play.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Have they added stuff before they took it down? I feel like it looks like there's

[Big Cat]

more stuff out here.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Enjoy the drive home. Enjoy the drive home.

[Eddie]

Crazy Philadelphia, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Then he gets the beer.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yep. Skirt and just lays that kid.

[Danny]

All right, fair.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Great punch, but that kid didn't throw the beer.

[Brandon Walker]

Right. But still fair. Yeah, you just turn to the left and you're like, all right, someone's getting one.

[Eddie]

Goodbye.

[Brandon Walker]

Enjoy the drive home. Yeah. That was Marty Smith.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, there comes the beer. Security guy just goes up. The wrong guy's fault.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

Security guy's fault.

[Kate]

He held him.

[Danny]

That guy deserved it, too.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Also, incredible beer throw. I mean, it really.

[Big Cat]

Coverage.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Full coverage.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They're good at beer throws.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Big Cat]

All right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy birthday, Brandon.

[Big Cat]

It's Eddie.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's me.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy 47th, Brandon. T.J. you want to show the gift?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

It is the Brandon Walker Pond. Dedicated to Brandon Walker. This body of water was renamed in 2026 to honor Brandon Walker, celebrated barstool sports personality, college football analyst, and proud resident of these shores. A native West Point, Mississippi, Walker has entertained millions through his sharp witness. What does that say?

[Danny]

Unaltered.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, well, we'll fix that. Unaltered commentary in larger than Life presence. Dedicated 2026. And we have the mayor of Antioch.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wait a second.

[Brandon Walker]

Congratulations. Brandon Walker Pond. Walker Pond.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Thanks for having me, guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Hold on, hold on. I assume if that's the mayor, that's the mayor. You're Scott, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yep. And Scott.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay, so, Scott, you and I both know that's a lake, that's not a pond.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

I know, I know. We didn't know if we could name a full lake after you say, oh,

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

my God, that's real. I thought.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, no, no. We had to.

[Brandon Walker]

We had to go through the whole services and everything.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What the fuck is this?

[Brandon Walker]

And we got it classified as a pond, and it's Brandon Walker Pond.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

So.

[Unknown]

Yes.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

So, you know, they asked me to make a little proclamation for this. So. Yeah, you know, Brandon, as you know, I'm the mayor of Antioch, and I'm joining you guys today on municipal business. In honor of your birthday, we reviewed the body of water that you live on to determine the best name for it. I, you know, thought about maybe the Brandon Walker Inlet, the Brandon Walker Lagoon Channel, but we felt it best appropriate to name it the Brandon Walker Pond. So everybody that comes out to your house will see this sign and forever know that as. As your location. So we appreciate it, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Congratulations.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Why'd y' all bother this man with this? What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker]

He's.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're a wonderful member of the community. He wanted. We asked him.

[Danny]

Look at that.

[Brandon Walker]

To help out.

[Big Cat]

Beautiful.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

You guys just showed. Looked like a fight at the Limerick here in town.

[Brandon Walker]

He's a. He's a civic leader here.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I. I should have met him already. I haven't met him yet. Thank you for giving my mother a job.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah, we have a little. We have a connection here. So his mom worked here for a

[Brandon Walker]

little bit, and then she quit very short of Mississippi. Yeah.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

And she lasted A half a winter in the cold weather. Or somebody chased her out of here

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

so she went back to Mississippi.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't know that connection.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

And she was. And she said she was going to

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

give me Masters tickets this year.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll tell you this, she was lying about that. Well, next year, cuz I paid for them. Damn.

[Big Cat]

She lie about master tickets.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, Brandon, he. This man, the mayor of Van, got you a beautiful pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's very possible.

[Brandon Walker]

Why don't you offer him the master ticket with you next year?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

His problem, Scott's problem is I've probably offered that to 30 people in this office alone, you included.

[Brandon Walker]

You know what I'm gonna get Scott? Mr. Mayor, excuse me. Y. Brandon, please. Brandon did offer me to go to the master of them. I'm. I'm going to actually give you my ticket that Brandon offered to me.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you accept my ticket?

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Well, yeah, for next year. You're a little late this year, but.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No, for next year. Would you accept my ticket?

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

I'll go next year for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Would you want to thank me or anything?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Thank you, brother.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Yeah, no worries. Of course.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, Scott, hold on. What are the friends of Lake Antioch gonna say when they walk down there and they see that sign?

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

You know, I don't give a shit what they say.

[Brandon Walker]

Hey, shut up.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Here.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Tell you this is your spot.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Brady Walker Pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right. All right.

[Kate]

You haven't said thank you yet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, thank. I don't know if. I don't know if I'm thankful.

[Big Cat]

What are you talking about?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's pretty, it's funny.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

And it does not come with an increase in your taxes, I'll promise you that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. I am concerned. You actually put it on the public land right there.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's a lake. A pond becomes a lake.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it actually officially is a pond, but I don't got it reclassified.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All respect to the honorable man. He does a fine job. I'm not sure he has the authority to override the laws of physics.

[Brandon Walker]

No, this is a pond.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Well, I'll tell you what. I can override the laws of spelling because whoever did that sign doesn't know how to spell.

[Steve]

Wasn't great.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we got a little issue there,

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

a little typo in there. Take that back to the printer.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right. Well, this is very funny. Thank you very much. Scott. Scott, we need to have. We need to have lunch or something one day.

[Brandon Walker]

When, Mr. Mayor? When is the next Election for me,

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

not soon enough, but three more years, I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. All right. Oh, you know. All right. So if you were. If you're trying to get reelected, we would love to come up and do a rally.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

We have you guys up here. We got good concerts coming up up here, so I'll talk to Brandon offline.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, awesome. Well, thank you.

[Steve]

Thank you so much.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

I can't say we have the best pizza. I'm originally from Morton Grove, so I can't say AnnieX got the best pizza over Morton Grove with pequods and birds and all that, but we can still have you up for some. Some of our places are pretty good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Antioch pizza is pretty good. Pretty good.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Thanks, boys. Have a great day.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll come see you, man. All right.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Sounds good.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Thank you, guys.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, she worked for it. I don't think he was saying anything nice, dude.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't know that. Connection. That's very funny.

[Big Cat]

Uhhuh.

[Brandon Walker]

How long he knew her?

[Big Cat]

Very, very briefly.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

How long have you been doing this?

[Big Cat]

Took about a month and a half.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was a long time to get it reclassified.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's pretty funny. That's. That's really good funny.

[Brandon Walker]

It's beautiful.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You have a pond.

[Big Cat]

You want to apologize for being wrong this whole time?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's a lake, technically.

[Brandon Walker]

Now it is a pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We have officially deemed it upon.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Yep. Incredible moment.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

My neighbors are going to see that and think. Cuz that's right beside my house there's a. There's a community pier. That's a community pier.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you know what you tell them?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

Tell them. Hey, it's. It's the social network. Hey, if you. If. If you wanted to get a pond named after you, you would have gotten pond named after you.

[Kate]

Go first.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. All right.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Why don't you go be the number one college football expert?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that's very. That's.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a fair.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's pretty good.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know what to say about that.

[Kate]

Why don't you make your mom have a relationship with the mayor?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right. Well, there might be an investigation into this, now that I'm thinking about it. Oh, this could be a scandal.

[Kate]

That's why she left.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

She worked for him.

[Kate]

And then what happened?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, she left.

[Kyle]

Can I ask the position?

[Brandon Walker]

I think it was.

[Kate]

I think it was talking.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That was the position. You know what you said. Don't act like you don't know what you said.

[Kyle]

I swear to God I. Her job position.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You knew exactly what you were saying when it came out of your face.

[Kyle]

No, I would not do that.

[Kate]

You still have an answer.

[Kyle]

What was her work position?

[Brandon Walker]

She was. I think she was an assistant. Like, you know, like the. Like Kennedy had assistance. Bill had assistance.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know what she was. Pargal, maybe. I don't know.

[Kyle]

Gotcha.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Danny]

You don't just work for the mayor.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

You work for them there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, that's funny. I, I.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, it really, really shows how

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

funny something is to say that's funny. No, it is, because I haven't met that. I've been meaning to meet that guy.

[J.R.]

He.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He did. When I was looking for her to get a job, somebody suggested him. I emailed him and asked him if it was possible, and he made it happen. So I.

[Brandon Walker]

Great guy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's a great guy. Seems like a great guy.

[Big Cat]

Is there a chance your property values lower because you're on a pond instead of a lake?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Probably a significant chance. I think I just lowered the property value of everybody.

[Big Cat]

Everybody's houses. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Is there. Is there a chance that no one's allowed to use a motor going forward?

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, we didn't look into those rules.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, we already had those.

[Brandon Walker]

Size of the. You're gonna have to get a smaller boat. I know that's not possible, but you're gonna.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know if all of us were.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Everybody in this room, minus Eddie, was on that boat.

[Brandon Walker]

We get redemption, by the way on that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, you don't.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we do. We called rebuttal the minute it happened. We said, we want to rebuttal, but you failed. Right?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I should have been given. If I had lost, I would have been given a rebuttal because I was playing defense, you guys were playing offense, and you still couldn't do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think we want to rebuttal one more. Well, no, we. We proved. You proved that we can't sink your boat on the lake. Now we got to see if we can sink your boat on the pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You think the water density is different now?

[Brandon Walker]

You never know.

[Kate]

Different arena.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy birthday, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You guys won me nothing. That was. That was clever. Pretty goddamn good. But speaking of. What? Was Tommy involved in this at all? Because Tommy. Was Tommy. Was Tommy doing work for you guys yesterday?

[Brandon Walker]

Did other work, yeah.

[Big Cat]

He's on Rogue. You've lost control.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Tommy found my high school nickname and just texted it to you.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Tommy texted us your high school nickname yesterday. And. Wait, Danny and Kate, you aren't on that text, right?

[Eddie]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you guys Want to guess what his.

[Eddie]

He was big and lanky and blonde.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll give you a hint.

[Kate]

Sophomore slump.

[Brandon Walker]

What Someone in barstool history has had

[Eddie]

it has had this name in history. They're not here anymore.

[Kate]

Oh, Crocs.

[Kyle]

K. Musky Croc.

[Brandon Walker]

No. By the way, did you see the Malard's Musky jerseys? I don't know if those were.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I didn't.

[Brandon Walker]

They were unbelievable. We need to get one.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I'll get them for us.

[Eddie]

There's a bar here where you can become the Musky Queen for. I almost. I almost did it last year. I was like, I would to be the Musky Queen, but I feel like it's got to go to a local. Yeah, it's got to be.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You could be Mousque Queen.

[Eddie]

I might go.

[Kyle]

Who's.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's been Mouse.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Who's he at barstool Mouse.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. White Sock Davis Pirate. No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What was that noise? And why you tongue me? Don't flatter. You looked at me and lit your lips.

[Eddie]

Blackjack Brandon.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Blackjack Brandon would have been. That sounds scowling. No.

[Kyle]

What's the era?

[Brandon Walker]

Pre. Probably like 2018 to 2022 or three.

[Eddie]

Oh, did we know this person didn't

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

never work in the office?

[Brandon Walker]

We knew this person never worked in the office, Kate.

[Kate]

You might not even not know Brandon in Vegas.

[Big Cat]

That was it.

[Brandon Walker]

You want me to give you another hint?

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know it golf related. Oh,

[Kate]

nothing.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Jesus.

[Kyle]

Golf related.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Dan Rapaport. No, that's what they call his.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon's nickname was Lurch.

[Kate]

Okay, Brandon, that makes sense now.

[Brandon Walker]

Why.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, well, have you ever seen the original Lurch?

[Brandon Walker]

No. No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You've never seen the original.

[Eddie]

We were born in 1940.

[Danny]

Derivatives of lurches.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, the. Lurch was a character. You're the third Lurch from the Addams Family. Yeah, the black and white TV series. The Adams family. You never seen him?

[Brandon Walker]

I've only seen Leave it to Beaver.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay, well, that's not okay if you remember my old haircut. Yeah, especially in high school.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we get eyes on Lurch from that?

[Kate]

Lurch is basically Frankenstein.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, whoa.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. You know what?

[Eddie]

Giants head. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Brandon.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Brandon, that is you.

[Big Cat]

Did you like this nickname?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I hated it.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you play Lurch?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I did not.

[Kate]

Brandon on his way to work.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that was.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's a mean nickname. Yeah, and they put. That's not as fun anymore. Oh, that does.

[Kate]

That one actually looked like you with your old hair.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, but it was done in jest. It wasn't. It was never like. I mean.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, guys, just.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, just guys.

[Kate]

Still hurts, though.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It did a little bit.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You could tell me. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Tommy did that on his own.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Yeah, he did. He was gonna send you guys, like, the entirety of that.

[Big Cat]

Would have liked.

[Danny]

Why'd you make him censor that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I just said don't. Don't.

[Danny]

That's impersonal.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Let me have some stuff. Yeah, let me keep some stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's fair.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Should we rename it Lurch Pond?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I wouldn't do that. We just went through the paperwork to get this one done.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was a lot of bureaucracy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We'll probably have to get the governor involved at this point.

[Kyle]

Do you remember the guy who started Lurch?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, it was just. Just a couple black guys. Okay. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, then that's cool.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it was cool. That was fine.

[Brandon Walker]

That's really cool.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, Lurch.

[Kate]

Embrace it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But I've kind of grown out of it. Like, my hair's different. I'm not as skinny anymore.

[Brandon Walker]

You should have led with that, Lurch. No, black guys gave me that nickname.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, black guys gave me every nickname back in. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Ed, how much money did you lose on Dante's stool Token?

[Kyle]

Oh, dude.

[Big Cat]

Did you.

[Kyle]

Anyone else click on it?

[Brandon Walker]

Hell, no.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Why would you click on.

[Kyle]

Was.

[Brandon Walker]

It. Was.

[Kyle]

It was a link to the website.

[Brandon Walker]

But why would you click on that?

[Kyle]

Because it just said BarstoolSports.com.

[Brandon Walker]

it was the most obvious.

[Kyle]

It was. Yeah, it was. It was. I'm not. I guess it was.

[Kate]

It was crazy risk to take.

[Brandon Walker]

Is it. Is it at all related into the fact that he tweeted about Trump? The tweet before?

[Kate]

No, I think they just found the perfect candidate.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it.

[Big Cat]

I love Fidelberg's response.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What do you say?

[Big Cat]

It was an image.

[Brandon Walker]

It was kind of a legit way to prevent this. As only account where this regularly happens.

[Kyle]

It had a mirror of the barstool website, and the featured blog was about the Token. So once I saw that, I was like, oh, you get got too.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Did your.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, I didn't. I didn't click that because I was like, oh, they would never let. Yeah, Coin be the featured blog.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's very funny.

[Kyle]

It was actually legit.

[Big Cat]

I wonder how he got got, though.

[Kate]

Yeah, fake DMCA link.

[Brandon Walker]

Really clicked it.

[Kate]

Put in his info. And he's no stranger to dmca, so

[Big Cat]

they knew how to get. So that wasn't a bot that got him. That was a man.

[Kate]

Correct.

[Big Cat]

That knows Dante's flaw.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Yesterday I was like. He was like, I just got hacked. Like. Like, can you help me? What do I do? And I was like, how do you know you got hacked? He's like, because I'm not an idiot. I put in my login information and can't boot it immediately.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, I thought that was for sure related to his Trump before. His Trump tweet before being like, they're scamming bitcoin or whatever.

[Kyle]

That would have been a perfect last tweet for Dante. Seriously, Trump versus the Pope.

[Brandon Walker]

I will say that. That I was like. I mean, saying, Pope Leo's weak on crime. Very funny. That's a very funny. I know people are mad. We don't get into politics, but crime.

[Danny]

What was he saying?

[Brandon Walker]

Trump said pope Leo's, like, soft.

[Danny]

Oh, Trump said.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah.

[Danny]

He's like, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

He's soft on crime. Yeah. I mean, that's objectively, like, what. Can he do a funny quote?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Just be like, yeah, that Pope is weak on crime.

[Big Cat]

Did Trump tweet a picture of him as, like, Jesus?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah. He's on demon time right now.

[Big Cat]

I don't. Yeah, it's kind of concerning.

[Brandon Walker]

He's on demon time. It's just kind of what it is.

[Kate]

He's gonna have a coin next.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy.

[Kate]

That's. That's A.I.

[Kyle]

a.D. Oh, okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Don't fall for that.

[Brandon Walker]

Who are those people up there? Yeah.

[Kate]

Who is a little demonic.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it is.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys see the bald eagle taking a.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

I really wish I hadn't seen it because it feels like bald eagles. I don't respect them anymore.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't want to say.

[Kate]

Oh, why?

[Eddie]

Like, a secret. They don't do real.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they do.

[Kate]

They do logs.

[Brandon Walker]

They do. No, they do. They do, like, seagull spraying.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

And I'm gonna try to find it. Why? It's. What do you mean, why?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Huh?

[Brandon Walker]

I mean, it was crazy to see. I never thought about it. Bald eagles taking a. I just assumed they didn't.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I guess I've never seen that.

[Brandon Walker]

Or, like, they red, white, and blue.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That would be awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. So sick. Instead, they just poop like the rest of us. Squirt.

[Kate]

It was white poop.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It looked like he maybe had the run.

[Kate]

You say like the rest of us, but then you see.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I don't know. Are you gonna log normally?

[Brandon Walker]

No, the rest of us. The rest of us. A birding white.

[Big Cat]

Just like a birdie. Baldy goats.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess I'd never seen a bird like I've seen bird, but I've never seen a bird. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

From a bird, but I've never seen a bird.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't think so.

[Kate]

Eagles can't have the same as a pigeon.

[Eddie]

I've never really thought about a bird butthole.

[Unknown]

You're eating.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, right. Kate.

[Eddie]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

This is slow motion. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's kind of crazy, huh?

[Big Cat]

That's disappointing.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't really want to see that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wasn't that bad.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, but it also. It's still like. That's, that's, that's not. That's.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think that's.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no. He's on that Pete diet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

Didn't even digest it. Didn't even chew it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's.

[Danny]

I didn't want to spend it. Looks refreshing.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, looks like.

[Danny]

Looks like that's what I want when I'm, like, dying of thirst.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Quick, squeeze an eagle into your mouth.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Tail feathers.

[Big Cat]

Just be right as rain.

[Brandon Walker]

Get my, get my, My mouth right up there. Straight to the source.

[Kate]

Is that going to ruin vanilla ice cream for you?

[Brandon Walker]

No. Definitely not.

[Kate]

You had to think about it, though.

[Brandon Walker]

I did second there. Yeah. Brandon, you missed a great mini golf.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Looked awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

Are you ever gonna compete? You would have fun.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, because it's in Masters week and this is something.

[Brandon Walker]

You just started going to the master.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I know. Yeah. But we just started doing mini golf four or five years ago.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So I think you'd have a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

If, if it's a different week, I would do it. But I, I. This is something that I'm going to be able to do from here on out.

[Big Cat]

Have the chance to win some money.

[Brandon Walker]

We found out that Stephen Chase.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Turbo Dog at everything or just mini golf?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it sucks. Never meet your heroes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's fine.

[Danny]

I'm on the fence. You're not Turbo Dog, are you?

[Steve]

Turbo Dog? I wasn't very good.

[Big Cat]

But were you just dog or eagle?

[Steve]

No, I would say I was not up to snuff.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But mincing won again. That's. That was good to see.

[Brandon Walker]

He's lava hot.

[Steve]

He almost hole in one.

[Unknown]

It.

[Brandon Walker]

He's lava hot.

[Big Cat]

He was laughing like a evil genius walking around.

[Brandon Walker]

He was laugh. That video of him on the train laughing is. Oh, yeah. What was that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What was it?

[Big Cat]

So lava hot.

[Kate]

That was like Joaquin Phoenix and Joker.

[Brandon Walker]

Has he ever been more lava hot than he is? No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Does he not know how to laugh?

[Brandon Walker]

Great.

[Unknown]

My theory.

[Danny]

What is this?

[Unknown]

He downloaded an Instagram reel to tweet this.

[Brandon Walker]

Great.

[Unknown]

Did he intend to put like an audio over it or something. What is this in regards to LSU baseball?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Great set.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Have you all seen the.

[Danny]

What is he saying?

[Big Cat]

Great Saturday.

[Eddie]

Oh, okay.

[Kate]

Forgot the ER days.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

That was quick.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

I got a weird call from Stephen this weekend.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I don't like his face. How weird.

[Brandon Walker]

He texted me on Saturday. He's like, can you call me real quick? I was like, yeah. Stephen was like, he. He might be buying a new house. He's like, am I good at barstool? I was like, what? Like, stephen, do you think I'm lying when I say I. You. I have you for life? Like, I don't. There's nothing I can do. I can't get rid of you. You're you. You were for life.

[Steve]

I. I do and I. I appreciate that. But a situation has come up where I might be spending a lot of money. The house would be like a fixer up or so, and it's all happening pretty quickly, so it might be. I. My contract is up in a couple months, so. Yeah, I think that's natural just to.

[Brandon Walker]

But I've said so many times that I have you for life.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Steve]

And I. I believe.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I believe that.

[Steve]

But yeah, it's just so.

[Brandon Walker]

That was our entire. I just laughed and I was like. I was just like, what do you

[Danny]

mean, Steven, how long are you about to go hard?

[Steve]

What do you mean?

[Danny]

Like, what? You about to really buy something?

[Steve]

No, I'm buying like a. No, it's a fixer up house that I would then have to sink a lot of money into to make like, a. A nicer house.

[Kyle]

How long was a questioner. Was he like, am I good?

[Brandon Walker]

He was just like. He started to ask. He was like, yeah, I'm thinking about buying this house. Nate needs a lot of renovation. My contract. And I just started laughing. I was like, what are you asking me? There's nothing I can do with you.

[Big Cat]

Steve, what was the conversation like before you called? Big Cat was your wife, like, call him and make sure.

[Steve]

No, don't even do it.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. Her instinct was correct.

[Steve]

Peace of mind. Peace of mind.

[Big Cat]

Do you feel insecure at this comp. At where you are?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I.

[Steve]

No, I don't. But I haven't been through, like, when I moved to our content, this was my. This was my first contact officially. So.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you should have with him a little bit. Big Cat.

[Brandon Walker]

I should have, like.

[Big Cat]

Actually, I'm glad you called.

[Kyle]

Depends on that Mock

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

draft season.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I should have made it mock draft dependent.

[Big Cat]

Is every correct pick a year of your.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, speaking of it, have you been slow mock drafts or. I just missed them. Have you got, like, version one?

[Steve]

I have three out and the final one will be out. Or I'll probably put out a final one next Monday and then, like, the final, like, day of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it does suck. Like, whenever there's a NFL draft without a lot of quarterbacks, it just.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's not a lot of juice. Yeah, right.

[Brandon Walker]

We're just gonna pick a bunch of guys. We'll see if they're good.

[Steve]

Speaking of which, Gruden, QB camp. Ty Simpson is tonight.

[Brandon Walker]

Love that. I think he might be coming in the office later this week.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, really?

[Kyle]

Cool.

[Brandon Walker]

What mean things have you said about him, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, Gruden or Ty Simpson?

[Brandon Walker]

Ty Simpson.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I have to check. I think I'm clean on Ty Simpson.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I don't think so.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I think I'm playing on Ty Simpson.

[Brandon Walker]

You sure?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

A clean. Ish. I'm not. I'm definitely not clean. I'm. I probably said he was the reason they lost a couple games.

[Brandon Walker]

That's okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But by the end, I was like, yeah, he's better than we think, right?

[Brandon Walker]

He's pretty good. Yeah, he is good.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Big stoolie.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think I also got hurt a thing. Yeah, he dealt with injuries.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

This feels like the picket draft, kind of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Who was the other quarterback?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

This is worse than that.

[Big Cat]

Malik Willis went that year.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Malik was.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's true.

[Kyle]

No, because Fernando's gonna go one, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, Fernando's gonna go one.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

There you go.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, there we go.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

The. Reuben yesterday was weird.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Everything's fine.

[Eddie]

The what news coming out.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. And I. There's nothing that drives me more nuts than, like, the insiders. Titus is not here this week. He's been proven correct over and over about the insiders. Reuben Bain, for people who don't know. Really good player for Miami. Gonna go first round. Yesterday, it just popped out that he was in a car crash in 2024 and a girl died, and, like, no one knew about it. But then it comes out, and then all the insiders are like, yeah, everyone's known about this. Okay, then why didn't you tell us?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, good question.

[Brandon Walker]

They're like, I saw a bunch of people being like, yeah, all the teams knew about this. Okay. Isn't your job to then tell us these things?

[Big Cat]

Strange.

[Kate]

Why didn't they. Why'd they say they did?

[Brandon Walker]

I have no idea.

[Kate]

That's Annoying.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Or did they not know about it and they're trying to cover their asses being like, we knew about this.

[Kate]

That's lame. Yeah, Lame.

[Steve]

I think it's kind of fair for insiders to, like, hold stuff if they've been.

[Brandon Walker]

That's a pretty big thing.

[Kate]

And don't even say you knew about it, then.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If you're gonna keep it a secret, then keep it. Remained a secret.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

No point in timeless. You knew about it.

[Big Cat]

But even, like, outside of the sports world, how was this not known?

[Brandon Walker]

I'm so baffled by it.

[Kate]

Is it, like, was he being reckless when driving?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he got cited for reckless driving. No, no Breathalyzer, but yeah. I don't know why it didn't ever become a story. Like, I guess maybe because he wasn't. It was when he was not as good. Yeah. When he was, like, underclassman and wasn't a big name. But still.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, still.

[Kate]

People are always digging up like that. I'm surprised. And it's even a non reporter.

[Brandon Walker]

Someone died, right? That's the crazy part. Like, it's not like a. Oh, he got a traffic stop.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What do you think, Shay? Arms too short?

[Steve]

Arms too short to swerve.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, good Lord. That wasn't what we were asking. Just.

[Steve]

I said somebody died, so it's not really.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. Your contract might not get.

[Kyle]

Rene.

[Danny]

I was saying.

[Steve]

I didn't make that joke.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes, you did.

[Danny]

Wasn't me just seconds ago.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What?

[Brandon Walker]

We're still in the joke. We're still.

[Danny]

We're in the eye of the joke so far.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Like, we're.

[Brandon Walker]

We're still sucking in the joke.

[Kate]

Who made the joke, Steve?

[Big Cat]

I was just trying to, like, make it about football to you.

[Steve]

Oh, I didn't get that Transition. Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I thought we were still on the news thing.

[Brandon Walker]

That was our fault for transitioning. Expecting it to transition right smoothly.

[Big Cat]

That was. That was cold, Steve. God damn, I respected it.

[Steve]

I was saying it's not a joking matter. Yes, somebody died, so people have been canceled for that. Staying. Stuff like that.

[Big Cat]

Dude, you're.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Don't.

[Big Cat]

Don't get that.

[Steve]

House might fall out of the top

[Brandon Walker]

10 because the arms.

[Steve]

Yeah, he has, like, the third shortest arms for an edge rusher since they started recording that stuff in, like, the early 90s.

[Brandon Walker]

Who's the other short arms?

[Steve]

Oh, I'll figure that out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Can we get a computer?

[Eddie]

It.

[Steve]

I mean, he's sub 31. Like, if you're 32 inches, you have short arms, so that's. That's a Huge problem.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Imagine being, like, that good at football and then just your arms aren't long enough.

[Big Cat]

Completely out of your control.

[Danny]

You just realize a lot of people

[Steve]

are just like, well, his game tape is fine. Like, he's always. It's not like he just got short arms. Like, he's always had those, and he's learning to play with those, but against better competition, he didn't always have his best game.

[Brandon Walker]

So, you know, interesting mock draft season chase ready to go.

[Kyle]

So why did geese just fire, like, straight turds?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, geese have turds.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. Like pellets.

[Danny]

Yeah, we know this. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

You ever bear crawled on geese?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's horrible.

[Big Cat]

It's the worst.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

They were, like, on our football.

[Eddie]

They're always on sports fields.

[Brandon Walker]

You know, they almost look like.

[Big Cat]

When you buy, like, the. The snake fireworks.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

They're real.

[Eddie]

They're always the same size, and they're always. That's. My kids will go to chase a group of geese, and I'm like, no, no, no. Because then they end up going through. It gets slippery. If there's a ton of it. It's gross.

[Brandon Walker]

Geese will fight back.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Kate]

And you can't. You can't fight them. Migratory bird act.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

There was just a guy in from the Jersey Shore who got. I don't know if he got sentenced to jail or something, but he killed a seagull that stole his daughter's french fries.

[Kate]

That's insane.

[Eddie]

He got jail time.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes. Give me a break. He got jailed.

[Danny]

Insane.

[Big Cat]

That is animal cruelty.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

Don't steal that.

[Eddie]

But it's just the most Jersey Shore thing ever. Like, man murders Siegel that ate his door.

[Brandon Walker]

How many fries?

[Eddie]

French fries? I don't know. Pretty sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Was it one fry or was it all the fries?

[Eddie]

I think it maybe took all her for her whole. I've had seagulls take, like, entire halves of hoagies before. Like, they don't.

[Kate]

Even if he did it by accident, he'd still be getting jail time thing, right?

[Eddie]

Yeah. That's their whole.

[Danny]

They're not doing it knowing it's a crime and it's not a crop.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no. I disagree. They know they're being bad boys.

[Eddie]

That's true. They kind of stalk you. They hover behind you.

[Danny]

How did he murder?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But laws are for humans.

[Eddie]

I think he, like, punched it.

[Danny]

Oh, that's fun.

[Big Cat]

Squared up.

[Eddie]

I don't know if you can find this. I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I feel like that's fair game. As long as you didn't use a weapon. Yes.

[Kyle]

If you didn't, Steven, just shoot it in the face.

[Eddie]

Yeah, because if you swatted something, you accidentally.

[Kate]

Yeah, like if he would have swatted and I still would be getting jail time. It's the same.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I thought a seagull would have got a better jaw than that. Yeah, I figured a seagull could take a punch.

[Unknown]

The verb they're using in the article is decapitated.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not on his side, but that's quite the verb.

[Eddie]

Not on his side.

[Big Cat]

Decapitating. After it tried to take fry.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

What?

[Eddie]

Oh, okay. I. I read this a while ago.

[Kyle]

No, I think this is fair.

[Eddie]

Yeah. Is he in jail?

[Brandon Walker]

What do they decide to snatch?

[Kyle]

Dude, they're crazy, man.

[Brandon Walker]

Everybody takes fries out for a trash bag. We go down, go down, go down, go down for a trash bag. While holding the dead seagull and Rain uncorrupted. What the. All right, this guy might have something.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

The tried. Like the fact that the seagull didn't even take one.

[Big Cat]

It was just near them.

[Kyle]

He would have got him, though, I

[Steve]

would guess, based on how it's worded, as the seagull had it. The guy grabbed the seagull. The seagull dropped it.

[Eddie]

Holy.

[Steve]

I'm not like.

[Brandon Walker]

Civil rights advocates are outraged over what they call a light sentence for the Cape May county man who decapitated a seagull on the North Wildwood boardwalk. There are too many seagulls. I don't know if we're.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't think this man deserves jail.

[Brandon Walker]

Including third degree animal.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Maybe thousand dollar fine.

[Brandon Walker]

Received 263 days credit for time. Yes, sir. I think the decapitated part is probably the part like if you punch a seagull and the seagull dies. I don't think that's. I think that's fair.

[Kate]

Yes, and you're probably not doing that one clean snap either.

[Brandon Walker]

No, that's awesome.

[Unknown]

Publicly decapitated.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God. Okay.

[Big Cat]

I don't think jail time.

[Unknown]

They gave him eight months.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know.

[Kate]

I mean, if you're gonna choose an animal.

[Kyle]

Eight months.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We don't know the story.

[Eddie]

I'm guessing the video.

[Danny]

I don't know what the appropriate punishment is.

[Brandon Walker]

There's also something very funny about, like, being so. So mad that a seagull almost took your daughter's fries, that you then did something that will undoubtedly give your daughter, like, scarring for life.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Scar her way worse.

[Eddie]

Ever eat French fries again? That's a key food.

[Brandon Walker]

You made that A core memory Daddy killing a sea

[Unknown]

off a seagull's head.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

He did a wrench.

[Danny]

That's the.

[Unknown]

Oh, I think wrench is.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Seagull tried to attack a Native American bird.

[Kyle]

He's definitely the seagull guy in the neighborhood.

[Danny]

Is it worse if he did it easily or you're, like, really, really struggled for a few minutes?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, get another.

[Brandon Walker]

If he struggled, Maurice Pier is a

[Unknown]

pretty popular spot too.

[Eddie]

Oh, it's horrifying.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Incident after horrified bystander.

[Big Cat]

That had have been pretty people.

[Kyle]

I did this in euphoria last night. Actually.

[Kate]

Spoilers.

[Kyle]

I'd be headed a chicken.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, geez.

[Danny]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like Bear Alvarez's son.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wait a second. He became irate and uncooperative with officers on an unrelated investigation. All right, this guy might be just.

[Kate]

He's not getting the better.

[Brandon Walker]

I would say that if you get that anger, you. You got some. Some issues.

[Unknown]

Reportedly charged with aggravated assault, false imprisonment, and criminal restraint.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay, now it's getting a lot worse.

[Unknown]

Beat up the mother of his daughter.

[Kate]

Oh, come on.

[Brandon Walker]

Why are you making us.

[Eddie]

Okay, I didn't. I saw the headline, and I was

[Brandon Walker]

like, yeah, just got us on the

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

wrong side of history.

[Eddie]

I love Diana, and I love, love Seagull Burger guy. Let me have it. I love infidelity, and I love animal abuse. I'm a Jesus. I didn't read the whole article.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they kind of went easy on

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

him in the headline.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they buried the lead. Yeah, Cabinet Seagull. He also beat up his wife. Tell.

[Big Cat]

Tell me about the wife first.

[Eddie]

In North Wild, that's considered more important than a woman.

[Brandon Walker]

Also, I'll take back what said about the dog. That. That the seagull's not a core memory anymore. There might be other things. Therapist. Yeah.

[Kate]

What are you in here for? Seagull biting off a seagull's head.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus.

[Steve]

Said he escaped through a closet window. You ever seen a closet window?

[Brandon Walker]

That's not a closet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

This whole thing escaped.

[Steve]

That was in the article.

[Big Cat]

A closet window.

[Steve]

Said he escaped through a closet window. I've never seen a.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

A.

[Danny]

How convenient.

[Steve]

A closet that had a window in it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's not a closet. That's just a room.

[Kate]

Yeah, no, I had a closet in my. Or a window in my old closet. It looks just like a regular window.

[Brandon Walker]

Whoa.

[Kate]

But it's in a closet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But it is a regular window.

[Kate]

Yeah, but it's in a closet. Brandon, you're not listening.

[Brandon Walker]

I thought. Oh, the. The window makes it no longer A closet.

[Kate]

It's not how it works.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You don't want light getting in your closet, right? I want to. Why store stuff to.

[Kate]

Don't you want to see what your clothes look like?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, you have a light that you can.

[Kate]

You don't know I had a light.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Hank used to live in an apartment where he lived in a He. His bedroom was. No windows. That means it's a closet.

[Kate]

Yeah, not all of us have that money.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Brandon, why are you so angry about this?

[Kate]

Just self conscious, I guess.

[Brandon Walker]

Masters ran and just going, oh, closet damn.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, well, that's just.

[Brandon Walker]

That's Danny. That's what you're.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's a room bigger than my bedroom.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I'm saying.

[Eddie]

It's a room.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's an incredible.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a room.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

This guy might be rich.

[Kate]

Then that was the closet window he escaped out of.

[Unknown]

Now these just closet windows.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker]

wow.

[Big Cat]

That's the dream.

[Kate]

Damn it, Kate.

[Brandon Walker]

Now we're all going to have to apologize as ch.

[Big Cat]

I can't wait for this new home renovation arc that you're about to depart on.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

Are you doing the work?

[Big Cat]

I think it's going to be pretty.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, have Jerry do the work.

[Steve]

Yeah, Jerry does some great work on his house.

[Kyle]

Yeah, everybody hates it. Like, he hates doing it. He hates doing it. Oh, like, as he said, he's like, yeah, there's certain stuff I'll do. There's certain stuff I won't despise it

[Big Cat]

so much at any tips for him with dealing with contractors.

[Kyle]

Sucks, dude. It's the worst.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, you got. What happened. You got.

[Big Cat]

I'm excited.

[Eddie]

Your garage guy disappeared, right?

[Kyle]

I drank all my beer and he wore my Cubs World series sweatshirt.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Jesus.

[Brandon Walker]

Crazy.

[Kyle]

He owned me.

[Brandon Walker]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Knowing you in what biggest.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

How do you get access to the sweatshirt?

[Kyle]

So it was. He was doing. It was drywall in my garage, and I walked in one day and he was priming. He was painting in my sweatshirt. And I was just so happy he was there because he kept no showing that I just let him wear it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I didn't say he used your sweatshirt to get dirty.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Did it get paint on it? Oh, he kept it.

[Kyle]

It's gone. I don't even have it. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The Cubs World Series gone.

[Danny]

He took your Cubs world Also kept no showing.

[Kyle]

Yes. Kept.

[Danny]

Finally shows up. Use your, like, souvenir piece as correct as rags.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Danny]

And then drinks all your beer.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

In his. Was the sweatshirt laying in the garage?

[Kyle]

Yes, it was in the garage.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Huh.

[Kate]

Eddie Was being taken advantage of. You're being a pushover. You can't. I can't let this guy get away

[Brandon Walker]

with laying in the garage.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Sweatshirts in the garage are free?

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Brandon Walker]

I think that's free game.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But I go to your garage and there's clothes laying around. I can put them.

[Kate]

That's insane.

[Big Cat]

Garage, sweatshirts.

[Brandon Walker]

Getting asked.

[Danny]

No chance. You don't put on someone, living room,

[Eddie]

your office, to like leave a file. And you had some jersey on the floor. And I was just like, oh, people

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

take his clothes all the time.

[Big Cat]

Leave a file.

[Eddie]

That's a terrible example.

[Brandon Walker]

The report you're working on, the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Are you doing

[Danny]

leave a.

[Big Cat]

There's getting her files.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm doing, I'm redoing my bathroom and my wife called me this morning. I guess the contractors follow me on social media. They thought that the trough was getting installed in my house. They saw the picture of the trough and they're like, wait a second, are we supposed to install this?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I mean, I don't blame them for thinking.

[Brandon Walker]

I, and then I was like, my next question was, can we get a trough the house?

[Kyle]

Are you getting a urinal?

[Brandon Walker]

No. I wish. I am. I am getting, I do have a bidet now.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, a house urinal.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know if I'm.

[Big Cat]

House journals.

[Kate]

Incredible. Oh my God.

[Brandon Walker]

God, house ural would be so sick.

[Kyle]

It be awesome.

[Eddie]

Speaking of, I heard the Pirates game was like a who's who. Everybody was there on Saturday. Heard you couldn't turn two feet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Of what?

[Eddie]

Cuz the urinal. The heat and the urinal.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay, all right.

[Eddie]

Connecting the dots.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's better than Ruben Bane's joke.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Made, I guess, segways.

[Big Cat]

I, I walked in, I saw, I saw Anaka.

[Eddie]

Okay. So in the kitchen, I heard she saw a bunch of other people. Also that they saw other people.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So I, I, I didn't catch up on the yank the other day. I didn't, I didn't watch it because I was at the master's.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we know. You didn't even respond to our text.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's fine. Jake Mangum's name is on the wall.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

An inaugural pisser.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he's second pisser first. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow. Big time.

[Brandon Walker]

And then Spencer

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Horowitz. Horowitz.

[Brandon Walker]

Also a pisser.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Connor Griffin didn't piss.

[Big Cat]

Now he's a teen.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Have anybody besides Big Cat used the trough?

[Kyle]

I've not.

[Big Cat]

I haven't.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Is there a pin over there for everybody to sign when they pay?

[Brandon Walker]

You want to do it. I used it every single day. I've used it every single day.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But I was wondering if you sign

[Big Cat]

it every time I should.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Are we gonna have a wall full of.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm gonna ask anyone who comes in the office, would you like to piss in my trough?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Eat my ice cream. Piss on my truck.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Are we. Are the employees allowed to piss in it?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I piss in it every single time. I have not used anything but that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Eddie]

You should do a birthday pee.

[Brandon Walker]

It's great.

[Kate]

Do a birthday pee.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I just went and peed in there, but I didn't pee in the trough. Is it.

[Big Cat]

You walked past it?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I just didn't even think about it.

[Kate]

Oh, you'll have to pee again during the show.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You're right. You're right. Absolutely right.

[Brandon Walker]

Go piss in the trough.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll piss on the trough. I ain't scared of the trough.

[Steve]

As soon as you walk in, though, you see penis.

[J.R.]

Yeah,

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

brother.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Kyle]

Yeah, it sucks though. Check you're in for a long.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's. I'm. I'm like eight months in. Yeah, dude, it's bathroom and then the basement, like sauna and. And like redoing the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

The.

[Brandon Walker]

The gym area, it's just. It's never ending.

[Big Cat]

How does. How does your saga end? Is it.

[Kyle]

Was it a completed girl, I'd hire someone else to fix it because he sucks so bad, you end up.

[Big Cat]

Did you pay him in full?

[Kyle]

Yeah, I paid him in full. That was the problem. Because I was so. When he showed up, I would get so excited because he never showed up. And then he'd be like, oh, man, I need this.

[Big Cat]

How did you hear about this guy?

[Kyle]

I was. He was referred.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Is this a bad contractor area?

[Kyle]

Well, truthfully, it made me want to make like a. Like an approved contractor.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I got a guy that took a couple of grand for me, just never showed up.

[Kate]

Yeah, you can never pay him full.

[Eddie]

How are they allowed to do that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I just paid in Venmo and he just never, ever, ever showed up. He was. He had DM me one day, said I'm a contractor in the area. And. And. And I checked. He came, did one job two years ago, and then last 18 months, every time I pay him, he just never shows up.

[Kyle]

Yeah, because we're. I mean, I assume like this is like a side job guy or like not a real business. He just does it.

[Kate]

Which they don't have, like, places where you can even review or.

[Kyle]

No.

[Kate]

Let anyone know.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's why I gotta go see the mayor. I gotta see he's a lawyer. I'm gonna try to get my money back.

[Kyle]

You should. But, yeah, it sucks.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Do you pee in the draft car?

[Danny]

No.

[Unknown]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Why? All right.

[Danny]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

Come on, Kyle.

[Big Cat]

How you feel?

[Brandon Walker]

Your eyes look better. They looked bad.

[Danny]

I think I'm allergic to the men's eye cream that I keep having an allergic reaction to.

[Big Cat]

And to cover up the allergic reaction. Do you put more cream on other cream? Other cream?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But.

[Danny]

Yeah. We're back. Oh, yeah. I was deathly ill for the entirety of the weekend.

[Brandon Walker]

You were?

[Danny]

Yeah. Titus got us all, like, just squirming in bed for 40 hours. And pinky too, freezing cold. And yeah, my cat got sick. I had to go to the er.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What's called sickness? The caviar.

[Danny]

The cat vomited five times in a row.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Which one?

[Big Cat]

The youngest were you had to have been worried.

[Danny]

No, I was. I was sick.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So.

[Danny]

So you just danced.

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe she got sick because the type

[Danny]

of sick, like, that's how I want to go out. That's how I want to die.

[Brandon Walker]

Vomit.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Vomiting.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Unrelated to the cat, you want to be feeling miserable.

[Danny]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

So death feels like a relief.

[Danny]

Exactly. I don't Want to die? Like, when I'm feeling peaceful.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, would you. Did you have the flu or something?

[Eddie]

It.

[Danny]

It felt like the flu.

[Kate]

But you felt now a little better.

[Eddie]

Try one of those. You know, those, like, virus bugs that go around and they hit you for cuz. What was it? Terrible.

[Danny]

For, like, two days, Just freezing cold, sweating profusely.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

How's your cat?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Cat. We took it to the er, though. I got treatment.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the diagnosis?

[Danny]

It's wallpaper. It's 3D wallpaper.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Is it home?

[Brandon Walker]

3D?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

What was the diagnosis in the cat?

[Danny]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

It's fine.

[Danny]

I should have asked.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll ask.

[Kate]

What was the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I bet it wasn't. I bet it wasn't.

[Big Cat]

Did you go to the vet with.

[Danny]

No, I was so sick.

[Big Cat]

So were you mad that the cat.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, the cat kind of upstaged you?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Because then I had to, like, ask for updates and then did you get guilty? Tell me what happened.

[Big Cat]

Did you feel guilty or get guilted when you're like, I can't go to

[Danny]

the ER with you, there's never a chance of me going to the er, but, yeah, she was there for all night on Saturday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So wait, your fiance had to deal with sick you and take the cat to the er?

[Danny]

Dealing with sick me is who is a day off.

[Brandon Walker]

What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You take care of yourself.

[Danny]

Kind of like.

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. All right.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And did you just lay in bed and do nothing?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Just squirm.

[Danny]

It's in and out of sleep, like, you know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No cohesive dream.

[Big Cat]

It's like.

[Danny]

Just like a fever dream.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

What I experienced. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you see death?

[Danny]

No, I was praying for it. That's how I would love to go that way.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Like, I'm just sick in bed.

[Brandon Walker]

Achy, boom, you're dead.

[Danny]

Maybe I have, like, a charity event the next day that you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

And then I just give up.

[Steve]

I have a question about dying in bed, actually.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Please.

[Steve]

My son told me that Andre the Giant died in his sleep, which I assume is correct. Brando. And then probably he asked, how do you die in your sleep? And I don't know, do you, like, wake up and you're, like, convulsing and you're dead? Or you just.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think you just never wake up,

[Brandon Walker]

fade away, or wake up.

[Steve]

Oh, that's pretty sick.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's the quandary that we all think about.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No one knows.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Steve]

I mean, has anyone, like, seen someone?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm sure they have.

[Steve]

Some people have to have, right?

[Kate]

I was, like, three months into having cancer, and I was getting this new chemo for the first time. And I go in there, and it's two nurses and a doctor, and they're all holding a syringe. They're like, all right, we're gonna have to inject you at the same time. And I was like, okay. And it was pretty intense. And then, like, a couple days pass. I feel like I'm throwing up everything. My mom's all concerned. I'm like, ma, I think this is just how it works, you know? If these aren't the side effects, what are? And then, like, day four came around, and that's when they're like, all right, if. If you're not getting better by day four, then it's problematic. And I was like, mom, it's fine. Like, I'll duke it out. She went to work. I woke up that morning, and I. I, like, couldn't move. I was in so much pain. So I, like, crawl to the phone to call her and be like, yeah,

[Brandon Walker]

I think you're right.

[Kate]

We have to go in. Right When I was about to call, like, I hear the door open. Out of nowhere. It was her. She's like, I know you told me not to call, but we gotta go. I was like, yep, you're right. And then we go to the hospital, and then it was revealed I had, like, a one in a hundred side effect. I got pancreatitis while I had cancer.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

And so, like, yeah. And so, like, they immediately knock me out. I'm, like, in and out of consciousness. Consciousness. Like, you were over the weekend, just

[Danny]

like me, just like you said, Birds of a feather.

[Kate]

And then, like, probably, like, day four rolls around, and I'm finally, like, coherent, and I finally realized what's going on. I was like, all right, I had pancreatitis.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Kate]

And it was, like, 10 at night, and I'm watching courtroom TV, all they had on cable. And the nurse goes, you have a visitor. And I'm like, huh? Because visiting hours are over, and I'm in. What's it called? Intensive care. And so it can only be immediate family members. So I'm like, who the could this be? And I'm looking through the little door, and I see it was either a priest or a guy wearing a robag polo backwards. What the is going? I was like, I didn't realize it was this bad. Am I about to get the death prayer? But it was really just a brother from my high school was also my College counselor just.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, God.

[Danny]

Described like a very emotional movie scene.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, Danny, that's. That was a hell of a story.

[Danny]

That was a great story, Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

So, yeah, I thought about. Now think about everything you just went through and then add a cat that's

[Danny]

on top of that five times

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

rolling

[Big Cat]

her eyes when he was like, I'll go alone.

[Unknown]

Don't worry.

[Kate]

Yeah, I thought I had it.

[Brandon Walker]

You had it easy.

[Big Cat]

We need Kyle. Strong bracelets, Danny.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, underrated. Like, significantly tougher than all. Yes.

[Big Cat]

Dude, come back.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You just.

[Big Cat]

You told your mom. I'll just duke it out.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, well, that's like.

[Kate]

I was throwing up. Like, what? That's what you think chemo is?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think I would know.

[Danny]

No, that's when you give up.

[J.R.]

Yes.

[Kate]

You throw up all the time. Get out.

[Danny]

Tell your mom to save you.

[Kyle]

And you have appendicitis too, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What a shitty year for you.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you get your appendix out?

[Kate]

Yeah, it was so bad. I advise everyone to just get that out. So you never get appendicitis. I wouldn't know what I. If I didn't get, like, access.

[Eddie]

Do you know? Are you like, oh, yeah, this is my appendix.

[Big Cat]

I heard it's like the worst.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I. I had a pain way over here and it was debilitating. And at 3 o' clock in the morning, I took myself to the ER and they said, you gotta yank your appendix out.

[Kate]

That was the worst. I had no idea what was going on. I think I told this before, but I was in a final, like, for high school, and like, you're not even allowed to get up and go. And I was like, in front of a room of like 23 other men. I was like, it's an emergency. And I went. Just ghost after ghost. Nothing happened. Called my sister to pick me up. Took her like 45 minutes. I'm dying in the lobby. And then they were just like, yeah, you're unrelated, but you also have appendicitis.

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus. God damn, man.

[Big Cat]

I. Every time I take off on a plane, I convince myself my appendix will burst while I'm in the air.

[Kate]

Terrible.

[Brandon Walker]

Why?

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

What?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, timed ice cream. Danny. Yeah.

[Eddie]

I had this thing on a plane once where I thought my eyeballs were going to explode. Anyone else experience?

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

The pressure.

[Eddie]

It is. Yes, it was. I almost like. So I was one of those people standing up, screaming. I almost like went crazy on the plane.

[Brandon Walker]

It's like when you have a. If you go. If you take a. A trip and you're like, maybe a Little under the weather and you're like, your nasal passage. It felt like needles were being poked into my eyeballs.

[Eddie]

I genuinely thought my eyeballs were, like, legit going to, like.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, burst open in my head. And to this day, I take sinus medication before every flight.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was. It's the most painful, like, and you. There's nothing you can do about it.

[Eddie]

I'd never heard of it.

[Brandon Walker]

Stuck in it.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's terrible. And it just lasts until you get below, like, 30, 000ft.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah. It feels like someone's stabbing your face.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That was like, 10 years ago. And I still.

[Brandon Walker]

I know. Mine was, like, about 10, 15 years ago, and I still. Every time I get on a plane, I'm like, is this gonna happen again?

[Eddie]

Wait, add that to your list.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Is your face, like, still hurt up?

[Unknown]

Smart.

[Big Cat]

Answer the question.

[Brandon Walker]

No Good is killing me.

[Steve]

Sorry.

[Kate]

Some Elena mood.

[Brandon Walker]

Smart.

[Kyle]

What a deep question by Chase kid.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Get Chase kid.

[Kate]

I missed.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Get your kid with Danny so Danny

[Kate]

can tell him I missed it. What? He asked what is cheap? I was getting ice cream.

[Eddie]

Oh, what is it like to die in your sleep?

[Kate]

Oh, sorry. I got that part.

[Brandon Walker]

I was. Have you guys. Have you had the thought? I. I've had. This is probably a weird.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wait, you didn't hear the question.

[Brandon Walker]

I did.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I did hear it.

[Unknown]

I thought he said something.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

El.

[Brandon Walker]

We. This is probably a weird thought to

[Kate]

have too much weed.

[Brandon Walker]

And I apologize in advance, Stephen, but I. I've definitely had, like, a couple moments where I've been concerned with, like, chase just made another Che.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, the world's not ready for that. Like, is son gonna be another chat. But I. I don't know if we're ready for.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's just a Che for the Next Generation. Like, we have our ch.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, true.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

By the time this Che comes around as a mature. We'll be gone.

[Brandon Walker]

But, like, I'm just. I. I'm like, oh, man, there's another Che.

[Kate]

First time. First time I met him, he told me his sixth favorite Cubs player.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I've seen. I've also seen, like, on the close friends Instagram of, like, highlights of him, like, hitting a shot in a basketball game and, like, doing, like, the three. I'm like, that's another Che. Like, we got a problem. Alert the presses.

[Kyle]

What was the commercial for the Next Generation? Do you remember that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It was like a Pepsi. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, you said that. Choice of a new kid in, like, a commercial, Is it Che for the Next generation.

[Brandon Walker]

It's crazy that I've like this. This actually has been a thought I've had multiple times up in my head being like, oh, God.

[Eddie]

And he is like a tiny Che.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's like your carbon copy.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

In 20 years, there's gonna be new. New versions of all of them. Yeah. Including.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. But Che's so specific.

[Kyle]

I demand that your son has to deal with Che.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

It's gonna be like, o' Doyle rules.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Did you come from a line of chase, or are you the first? Like, oh, pure chain.

[Brandon Walker]

Definitely first. But that's. That's the scary part is, like, thought first of his kind. Maybe it won't happen again. But it's happening again.

[Big Cat]

I could see your dad.

[Kate]

It's like, what's that quote in Wolf of Wall street when he's talking to him? He's like, all these other men, their fathers passed this down to them.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you.

[Kate]

You did this yourself.

[Brandon Walker]

We're in, like, a horror movie. We're like, it's happening again.

[Big Cat]

But didn't your dad always buy expired seafood?

[Steve]

Yes,

[Brandon Walker]

that is a ch. That's a very Che thing, man.

[Eddie]

That's my mom.

[Brandon Walker]

I look forward to him working here. It's gonna be great.

[Kyle]

I never picked.

[Steve]

He finished last on our family bracket pool with the grand prize of a. That person gets to pick where you go to eat. Last year, my daughter actually won, but he said he did his bracket. He doesn't know anything about college basketball. He picked Wisconsin. And after I was like, why'd you do that? He was like, I did this for barstool. I did it for Big Cat.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, man.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You do a family bracket pool for your little immediate family. And the steaks or din. Amazing.

[Brandon Walker]

That's beautiful.

[Steve]

Last year, my daughter Olive Garden was a pick.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Who won this year?

[Steve]

I did. And Michael Jordan Steakhouse Love.

[Big Cat]

Off the air, Teeny.

[Kyle]

It's good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You could just take them there anyway.

[Brandon Walker]

It's great. That CH1 and you don't know if it was a kid that won or.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Do you. Do you make everybody declare their restaurant at the beginning or.

[Steve]

Yes, yes, yes. So there can be no funny business.

[Kyle]

Can we hear that? They're nominees.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. What was your sons.

[Brandon Walker]

Do they ask questions about, like, when you're setting it up, are they cheing you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Is there a speed limit or is there a spending limit?

[Steve]

No, I think my son was. I think he was Dave and Busters.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it makes sense.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Nice.

[Steve]

My daughter was the sports bar that we went to that, like, gave her, like, A trading card.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Love that.

[Steve]

Liked. And then my wife was. Mexican restaurant.

[Kyle]

Nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Have you gone to Michael Jordan steakhouse?

[Steve]

No, it'll probably be this week or next.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

It's exciting.

[Brandon Walker]

It's very exciting.

[Danny]

Really fun.

[Kyle]

I never been to a pet er. Is it as horrifying as I would imagine?

[Brandon Walker]

Sucks.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, it's also, it's. It's a weird thing because it's. You also realize once you have a pet that pets do get sick and it's not always an emergency. Like I remember the first year that I had Stella. Like she. I probably took her like three or four times. Then finally I was like, this is like dogs do throw up. Dogs do have diarrhea. Like that does happen. So then you stop. You stop freaking out.

[Danny]

Well, there's a chance of cancer, right? Sixteen hundred dollars for blood work. That's always X rays. I mean you don't have to do it.

[Brandon Walker]

There is a chance they guilt you.

[Big Cat]

I had my dog for maybe 10 minutes before we went to the emergency vet.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he was sprinting, just real happy in the house and just ran right head first in like our couch. He lost his ears and laid down.

[Brandon Walker]

I was like, yeah, but then they're fine. Yeah, but yeah, you go. And then Kyle's right. They're like, okay, so we could do an MRI or we could not. It's like, well, what if not? They're like, well, we won't know what happened. Like, well, how much is mri? Two grand. Oh, okay.

[Danny]

So we had to opt out of the X rays.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they just.

[Danny]

$2,000.

[Brandon Walker]

Here's all the money to figure out if your dog's ok. Or we could just re. You know, say he's okay and it's

[Kyle]

all like panicked faces, I imagine.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh yeah. It's crazy.

[Big Cat]

You would love it, Ed.

[Kyle]

It sounds terrible.

[Big Cat]

Let's go there.

[Kate]

Crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

They lead us.

[Kate]

They lead us to believe a little piece of like milk chocolate will destroy a dog within.

[Danny]

That's what one of the dogs. There was a chocolate.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh yeah.

[Danny]

I guess it was.

[Brandon Walker]

They do. It is bad, is it? Oh, I hear a lot of it. Not a little dark chocolate. No, it's. I mean my, my it. Stella eats like the. She'll eat like chocolate out of the kids hands. And if it's like one thing, it's

[Kate]

not a big deal.

[Brandon Walker]

But one. One Valentine's Day she ate an entire box. And then my wife took her.

[Kate]

Well, there's dark chocolate in there too.

[Brandon Walker]

My wife took her in the. And the Vet was just like, yeah, this is the fifth, because I guess Valentine's Day is a bad day for dogs. She was like. The vet was like, yeah, this is the fifth stomach we've pumped today.

[Kate]

Growing up, I thought, like, a Hershey Kiss would take a dog out immediately.

[Brandon Walker]

I still think that grapes are bad.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I've heard that.

[Kate]

They don't talk enough about that.

[Brandon Walker]

I know, because they. I know. And grapes are like. Grapes fall on the ground all the time. Grapes are hard to handle.

[Eddie]

Is it choking or it's.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's. No, I think it's something with their liver or something. Oh, it's grapes. It's onions. Uncooked onions.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I didn't know onions.

[Brandon Walker]

Avocados, maybe.

[Kate]

Why aren't they making. Making a bigger fuss about those things?

[Brandon Walker]

I know, because grapes are. Are around all the time. And like, chocolate. Yes. I get kids, but. But the kids guard chocolate.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

With their life. Grapes. They're willy nilly.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Like, maybe M M's.

[Kyle]

It's a good point.

[Brandon Walker]

Onions, Garlics. Yeah. Chocolate.

[Eddie]

Oh, I didn't know there was a list.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Like, I didn't know that.

[Danny]

And then babies have a list.

[Brandon Walker]

Avocado.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Right.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kate]

What? I can't cook.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Danny]

They shatter.

[Kate]

Booze fell.

[Eddie]

You can't give babies water. You can't. One time I up and I forgot, like, how much. I guess I was tired and the amount of formula to water mix or something, and I thought I got it wrong. And so I'm calling the emergency, and they're like, it's fine. Yeah, it's like, whatever. But I'm like, I killed him with water.

[Big Cat]

Is getting to a melatonin gummy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And had the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

The sitting under the table two or three years old. Just. Just because they were great. They were good candy flavored and just was taking them down. And I called the same lion, and they're like, listen, it's fine. Melatonin is not a substance that is gonna really. You'll sleep good. But if. You know. So I drink a.

[Brandon Walker]

A glass of whiskey when I was like, two, and my mom. Because I thought it was apple juice. My mom called the poison control, and they were just like, yeah, he's gonna be hungover. Like, he's gonna be cranky.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I drank my dad's dip spit. Oh.

[Kate]

Willingly.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, it was in a Coke can.

[Kate]

I'm surprised you just. You swallowed the whiskey even.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

White Sox. Dave's dog got into his three cheese stash.

[Kate]

Oh.

[Danny]

I told him not to be a problem.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it has to be a problem.

[Danny]

I took half a standard dose.

[Kate]

Wait, how long was your sleep, Brandon?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I don't even think. I don't remember it being unusual and I don't. There was no way to know how many. I think he probably only had one or two by the time I got him because I got him quick. But it scared his mother to death. But you know, kids get into things. Should I do this?

[Danny]

Yeah. Babies can't eat honey.

[Eddie]

No, because botulism in the first year.

[Danny]

Why isn't this like a ubiquitous psa

[Eddie]

even playing in the dirt? There's been cases where like kids that are super young and don't have a good. They get botulism from like. It's crazy. There's all kinds.

[Danny]

I'm day one with a baby, I'm like, what do I give it?

[Eddie]

Let me share my fears.

[Danny]

Probably water and honey.

[Big Cat]

I'd be horrible. Like the two safest. Yeah, give this.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

I don't know what.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But then if you swallow a button battery, you better chug honey.

[Danny]

A button battery.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah.

[Big Cat]

What's oh like the watch battery.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Why would you follow a button watch

[Eddie]

videos where they put button batteries on deli meat and it just burns a hole straight through it. So kids will eat button batteries cuz it's in all the kid toys and they don't real. It's burning a whole straight through honey.

[Big Cat]

Coats it or something.

[Eddie]

Honey. They say if you think your kids followed one, have them like yug honey, because it creates like a.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Do they?

[Eddie]

Well, take them to the hospital obviously, but as you're on the way there, have them yug honey.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't want a doctor to Everybody

[Eddie]

take them to the yug station.

[Kyle]

Holy shit.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I might be the wrong person to talk to him.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

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[Kyle]

Water's crazy.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah. I did, like. Well, I think I maybe did, like, one less scoop than I was supposed to. I was like, holy. Like, it's not that serious. You're fine. But, yeah. No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No water.

[Kyle]

That's wild.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, a lot of the things they do tell you to avoid, like, you got to have them in big doses before they become a problem. Problem. Right.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

For kids. Yeah. You gotta have them in a lot of.

[Brandon Walker]

That's like the. The dog with chocolate. Like the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. A standard amount of chocolate.

[Brandon Walker]

M m Every day.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Then I don't know if this is true or if it actually works or if I just fell for, like, a. But then, for a while, for my first kid, in the first year, I was mixing in allergens with his milk, like peanut powder and shrimp powder and, like, all this so that he was exposed.

[Big Cat]

That seems pretty smart.

[Eddie]

It's like tiny doses, and then you up it so that they're not. I don't know if that's actually works. I was like. So I felt.

[Big Cat]

Mom, did you make me shrimp milk again?

[Danny]

Shrimp milk?

[Brandon Walker]

Peanut butter milk.

[Big Cat]

Oh, shrimp milk again.

[Eddie]

It was like, these little packets of allergens you make.

[Big Cat]

Oh, God damn it. My mom makes the worst shrimp milk.

[Danny]

I make good shrimp milk.

[Eddie]

Nothing like mom, shrimp milk. It's okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Elsewhere, shrimp milk makes. We got to do a draft.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Are you afraid of botulism?

[Brandon Walker]

Definitely. Do a draft for me, personally, I

[Danny]

think I might be.

[Brandon Walker]

What is it?

[Kyle]

I don't know, but I know, I know. That's why I don't eat gas station nachos anymore.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We can't eat gas station nachos.

[Kyle]

Look it up. California, a couple years ago.

[Kate]

What's botulism, though?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, but, Eddie, are you afraid of a lot of things?

[Brandon Walker]

It's a big world, Eddie.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's a big world. Things happen.

[Kyle]

The cheese dispenser in a California gas station had botulism.

[Brandon Walker]

What is botulism? Oh, that might be what? Ice cream.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

We were trying to.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's listeria, right?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, listeria. Yeah, that's right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it's a.

[Unknown]

It, like, attacks your nervous system.

[Kyle]

Oh, don't want botul.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Eddie]

Bad, bad, bad.

[Unknown]

Weakness of the arms, chest muscles, and legs. Vomiting, swelling of the abdomen. Diarrhea.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I might have vision.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I don't want botulism.

[Kate]

A rare but life threatening paralytic illness caused by a nerve toxin produced by clostridium.

[Brandon Walker]

I will say, though, that. That what you just said about gas station nachos, I feel like that's a Darwin thing where it's just like, dude, yeah. I didn't need to know about botulism to be like, I'm gonna pass.

[Big Cat]

Were you a regular gas station?

[Danny]

The gas station not out at Circle K. That's what you can't afford the big Az cheeseburger.

[Kyle]

It's been about a decade, but I, like, I just. It was never gonna go.

[Brandon Walker]

We need. We need the gas station nachos to thin the herd.

[Kate]

Right?

[Brandon Walker]

Stay away from your tuna while you're making those decisions. You got other issues.

[Eddie]

I think that's what. When people drop their own food, it's. Botulism is like the big thing. If you do it wrong, if you

[Unknown]

see a can, like a can of soup or a can of beans or whatever, and it's got, like, a dent in it, I'm pretty sure that's like a. A, A sign of like. Or if it's, like, bloated, that's, like, bad. Like, you're not supposed to drink, like, a can that's, like, bloated without being open.

[Brandon Walker]

A gas station has every snack you could ever imagine. That is sealed. Why the nachos?

[Kyle]

You don't like nachos at the. At the ball game once in a while?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's the ball game.

[Eddie]

Can I say why? Because you are the king of your own cheese. You get to decide. So it's. You feel like you're not getting skimped. You're like, I get to put.

[Brandon Walker]

I never liked that fake cheese.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I think it's unbelievable.

[Brandon Walker]

I love.

[Eddie]

Almost tastes a little, like vomity in some way.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

High school football game.

[Danny]

Perfect.

[Big Cat]

So good.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, there's nothing better in concession stand nachos.

[Kyle]

Now, concession stands on the side of the road should be more normalized. I think we talked before. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Zach, that's his big thing.

[Kyle]

That was it. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

This is big, big idea

[Eddie]

in Amish country. That's like, nor Lancaster, near where I grew up. There'd just be a sign, like, drive up our driveway and get some like. Like pot pies and whatever.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, you can get your broad stolen over there too.

[Eddie]

Oh, oh, that's right. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

If you have a big rack come up this driveway.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle]

You like the ball game. Nachos.

[Danny]

No, I don't like nachos. I like loaded nachos. So that's what you're talking about, then. Yes. But the gas station ones where, like, you squeeze out the yellow.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Danny]

It's gross.

[Brandon Walker]

Nachos, Really?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I serve at United Center.

[Kyle]

I told you, I don't do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Now that we're saying nachos really do have, like. Like a wild variance.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

In terms of a thing. That sounds good, but I don't like when.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

When you get a fancy nacho at a restaurant, they just put everything on it.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I'm saying. Like, you. You. They put too much sour cream on it. That's just, like, covering everything.

[Danny]

I want the ingredients to be borderline, like, glued to.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Danny]

The chip.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I want nachos. I want. You can give me some. You just want cheese chips, some ground beef.

[Brandon Walker]

That's what I want. I want cheese chips.

[Danny]

But I want the meat, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. The meat with some cheese chips. Maybe a couple jalapenos.

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

You want loaded nacho.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I like sour cream as well. The one on the left looks great. The one on.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You know what? They all look great.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, they kind of do all look great. They all know what I'm saying.

[Steve]

We go fresh or pickled jalapenos.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We're not doing jalapenos. I'm a. I love how.

[Brandon Walker]

Really.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't like how. I don't like spicy, any spice at all in my food.

[Kyle]

Do you like the fountain blue nachos you ever seen? They're like. Every individual chip has.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

That sounds.

[Eddie]

I make oven nachos, and I do every single one individually.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I used to make oven nachos. I didn't even remember that.

[Eddie]

So good.

[Steve]

Doesn't Chili's do that?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That was a big Vegas controversy. Fountain blue was like. It was like a 40 nacho. There's, like, six of them.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Trophy.

[Eddie]

Oh, I saw that. That's right.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[J.R.]

Yep.

[Eddie]

It's very time consuming making them like that, but really good.

[Big Cat]

You got it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Danny]

Ew.

[Brandon Walker]

You just press the button.

[Big Cat]

Nacho gate at fountain blue.

[Kyle]

Yeah. You've never seen this.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Kate]

What is that?

[Kyle]

And the price is somewhere here.

[Unknown]

24. Yeah.

[Kate]

I look like flattened potato skins.

[Brandon Walker]

They do look good.

[Eddie]

I feel like you don't see potato skins too often anymore.

[Danny]

I feel like they're 2004.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Spud Bros are out now.

[Big Cat]

What's Spud Bros?

[Unknown]

It's like the British dudes that do, like, the loaded baked potatoes. Yeah. In it. And there's like.

[Big Cat]

You get, like, tuna and beans on them.

[Unknown]

I want to say there's a rivalry between rival spud trucks in the uk. It's like the bush guys got it. I think they might have gotten some spuds. I don't know if it was from the Spud Bros, but they love their spuds.

[Danny]

Yeah. That's a hideous scene.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Just lines of largemouth bass in adidas jumpsuits waiting with their mouth agape for their.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Danny]

Mayonnaise filled baked potato.

[Brandon Walker]

Was Justin Rose eating a full potato yesterday? Did anyone see that in the Masters? He's an English guy. I think he was eating just a potato.

[Steve]

Raw?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. No.

[Big Cat]

Raw potatoes are poisonous.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, maybe it was cooked before.

[Eddie]

Raw potatoes are poisonous.

[Brandon Walker]

You search it, TJ for dogs or babies. That might have been a. I don't

[Big Cat]

think we could eat raw potatoes.

[Kate]

No.

[Kyle]

Do you ever eat the skin?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. On a baked potato?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Every time.

[Brandon Walker]

Delicious.

[Kyle]

That's nice.

[Kate]

You eat the banana peel pills, right, daddy?

[Danny]

No, you don't.

[Kyle]

That's where the nutrients are, dude.

[Big Cat]

No, that can't be true.

[Brandon Walker]

No, he's right. It's extra protein. He is right.

[Danny]

It's just too thick to be like, all right, I'll just eat this too.

[Kate]

No, I would eat my banana.

[Danny]

You'd ask if you had it inconvenient if I didn't.

[Big Cat]

You want to finish that peel?

[Kyle]

He's full of.

[Big Cat]

You can't eat the core of an apple though, right? It's perfectly fine.

[Brandon Walker]

That's weird.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You can't be fine.

[Kyle]

So I was juicing at one point and you. Could you just fire those in? Yeah, it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Look at that. That's a potato.

[Unknown]

They were saying oatball.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Brandon Walker]

Funnier if it was a potato. Just an English guy being like, I need my potato. Yeah, the back nine.

[Kyle]

Gotta get the potato.

[Big Cat]

Potato skins are a weird appetizer because you end up having two whole potatoes before you.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't think about that. It's like. It's like. It's like chips and salsa. When you're like, I. I just ate. Ate 17 tortillas.

[Big Cat]

That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Unknown]

Mozzarella sticks.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. Mozzarella.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

When you have five mozzarella sticks, like, what did I just eat?

[Kyle]

My favorite restaurant just changed the recipe and it's a disaster.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you talking about? Gale Street?

[Kyle]

Yeah. They changed their potato skins.

[Brandon Walker]

They did, yes.

[Eddie]

Dude, make a fuss. Like, Mike.

[Brandon Walker]

The bread was the same. The jambalaya Was the same.

[Kyle]

Yeah, just the skins were the best. Dude.

[Big Cat]

Anybody see it? Brandon, did you chicken out?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, nobody saw my penis.

[Big Cat]

Well, sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay, that's more.

[Big Cat]

4.9 million followers.

[Unknown]

I said, he tried to go the limestone down the block.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What are these boys doing?

[Big Cat]

These are spud bros. British dudes coming up wanting just like different types of fish on their potatoes.

[Danny]

They put the. They put tuna on their potatoes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, God.

[Unknown]

It's like a tuna mayo, bacon, barbecue, crispy onions.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I think they do like a reservation system now because it's.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's.

[Brandon Walker]

It's crazy. The people especially, like over Christmas time, they get a bit cheese on it as well.

[Kyle]

What's the guys who you bring a bag of chips and any chips, they'll slice it open like a walking taco.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're joking.

[Big Cat]

Are you all right?

[Unknown]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

No, you're not. Do you not ring anybody? Should be all right.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, no problem.

[Eddie]

What happened?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Do you have it too?

[Kyle]

Have what?

[Brandon Walker]

Maybe you are.

[Unknown]

No problem.

[Big Cat]

4.9 million.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's a lot of followers for something that didn't seem all that great.

[Eddie]

I do if we off opened a little coffee and ice cream shop out here, I would love to work it.

[Brandon Walker]

Really?

[Eddie]

Yeah. I think I. I liked working in the food industry.

[Kyle]

I. The concession stand was fun to work.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that kind of stuff's kind of fun. It's like mindless, busy work that's not that hard. But you're working hard, but you're talking to people and like.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But you know, you have a much better job here now.

[Eddie]

I know, but I like, I'm saying if we did like Stella Blue Cream team.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Stand somewhere and they need to volunteer. I'm like, I think I would really enjoy that.

[Big Cat]

I think we did a whole reality show with barstool bites that just never aired.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no season.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's right.

[Eddie]

What was that?

[Unknown]

I shot it at Ruckers.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I was there. Were you there, Nick?

[Big Cat]

No. No.

[Eddie]

So what, you guys ran a food truck?

[Kyle]

Yeah, it was like a competition. We had to that sell our item the most. And a Rutgers tailgate.

[Big Cat]

What was your item?

[Kyle]

I had Eddie's bang bang bucket of wings.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, and you were up against Fran's freckles.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the freckles had a dog.

[J.R.]

Watch it.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I remember. That's one of the times I've seen like, Chief was genuinely sad because I gave him popcorn and.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, Chief's popcorn.

[Danny]

Popcorn at the Rucker's tailgate.

[Kyle]

He's just like, yeah, dude. I just don't really like that he added his item.

[Big Cat]

Chief's popcorn. What was White Sox?

[Kate]

Dave's.

[Kyle]

He had ghb. I think he had boneless wings.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Kyle]

We were, like, directionally the same, but it was a bucket of popcorn.

[Big Cat]

Did you like your Bang Bang wings?

[Kyle]

I never tried it.

[Big Cat]

Wait a minute. That speaks volume if you're having gas station nachos.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Well, are we allowed to talk about barstool bites, Dan?

[Unknown]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. I remember. We had, like, a. Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

Is there a gag order on this?

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Brandon Walker]

I think so.

[Big Cat]

This whole thing's got a bag order.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Nate's three stacks of high society.

[Brandon Walker]

Look, we took a shot. Shot on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. What are you gonna do?

[Eddie]

Yeah, the sweet bites were good. They had them in the office.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Sometimes they would bring them in.

[Eddie]

Yeah, they were pretty solid.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Nobody's beating Franz Freckles.

[Eddie]

No.

[Brandon Walker]

France Freckles. Stephen, what do you got for us? Let me do an ad and then tell us. Give. Give us something. Give us something good.

[Steve]

We're gonna talk icecon.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

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[Kyle]

I didn't go to the game. I did the. The pregame at DraftKings.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I went to. I. I had nine minutes of ice time. Two goals.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Great.

[Brandon Walker]

Great showing for me. Showed up, sat with Elio for. Yeah. In Merle's for nine minutes and left because I was. It was the middle of the Badgers national championship game, but it's a hilarious scene.

[Kyle]

So funny.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, all of them just all the way up in the nosebleed. It's just going nuts. And, like, the Blues scored, and the place is silent except for their section. Just going crazy. I love the ice people. Elio was here. Elliot was here for, like, five days.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was shooting World cup videos, he said. And then, like, a bunch of Other stuff.

[Brandon Walker]

But yeah, they. They won the first successful icecon ever. Yeah.

[Danny]

So they win what part of the

[Brandon Walker]

game they won in the second period.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh.

[Danny]

Then it's over. Then they just.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think. Yeah, I think they just left.

[Big Cat]

They still really.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm pretty sure they just got their goals and they left.

[Kyle]

Because I went to chasing goals in St. Louis, which is.

[Brandon Walker]

You did different than Icecon, right?

[Big Cat]

Was chasing goals fun?

[Kyle]

Chasing goals was fun. Yes. It was not much different from icecon, but it wasn't ice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So chasing goals is when they were trying to get enough goals to go over the total. And icecon was when they were trying to get enough goals to go over the total.

[Brandon Walker]

Correct.

[Kyle]

But icecon has Dave there. Chasing goals does not.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Dave wasn't there.

[Brandon Walker]

Dave was not there.

[Kyle]

Makes you wonder was it chasing goals?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Hmm.

[Big Cat]

So if the one rule is Dave has to be there, and that's the only difference between the two, then they're the same. And Dave wasn't there.

[Kate]

There's technically still never been a successful ice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So that was chasing goals part two.

[Kyle]

It's a good question for Elio.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, the whole section's in on it.

[Brandon Walker]

This. That was great. There's the Cody Pucks guy. Shout out him. He's wearing a helmet.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

That's like. That guy a lot got. He's got some.

[Kyle]

Some guy was giving out necklaces.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yep.

[Kyle]

The ice cube on it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep. I got one.

[Kyle]

I got one, too.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Those.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Such a funny little, like, world that he's created. Yeah.

[Kyle]

They had two meetups at a meet up on Friday, too.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Steve]

You got kiss coined.

[Brandon Walker]

I did pick six. Alyssa, which I didn't know was her. She got me. Kind of stunned me, but I went right. I. I handled it.

[Big Cat]

You see the skinny comments on this?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I think it's because I. I put my shirt on over my sweatshirt. I don't look that skinny. I'm also like, this is the. This is the exact time when I'm not ready for sweatshirt season to end. And it's. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You look in pretty good shape.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, well, I'm fasting right now because I. I had to because I was like, yesterday it was like 75 degrees and I wore a T shirt. And I was like, I'm not T shirt. Right. Ready. I had to get back on my Chinese workout.

[Kate]

You're exactly two weeks out from the reveal, you know.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we pushed it back.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Plus, you only have a couple more weeks for this mini golf reveal will be Camp Barstool.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, you really Pushed it back.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Got an extension.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

The end of the summer.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that feels like a good time.

[Danny]

What. What date is that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Mid August.

[Brandon Walker]

It's neat. August, though.

[Kyle]

It's after vacation, though.

[Danny]

Yeah, that's like pie in August.

[Big Cat]

It's right in the middle of Pisces.

[Brandon Walker]

It's smack dab in the middle of pie season.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You just move everything back, though. Pie season go back.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, hard to move.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Pie season.

[Brandon Walker]

Really missed the mark. When I, like, was turning 40, that's when I should have been like, I'm gonna do it now. I gotta wait till 50. Yeah, you can't do it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Can't do it at 41.

[Brandon Walker]

Can't do it at 41. Absolutely not.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. I got three years before I can do it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you're gonna get. I'm getting close shape for 50.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Getting close.

[Brandon Walker]

Does 50 scare you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

50 is just 50. 50 might as well be death, I think.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

What?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Because 50 is 50. But then six 60s, but 50.

[Brandon Walker]

You can't trick yourself into being like, I'm right only halfway there. It's like, no, you're way past.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Plus, by the time I'm 50, my kids will then be, like, almost out of the house. Like, I'll be just.

[Danny]

50 isn't old like Angelina Jolie. Toby Maguire.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They're rich.

[J.R.]

Brandon.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No.

[Big Cat]

Brandon.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No.

[Big Cat]

David Beckham.

[Kate]

They don't have their own ponds.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Brandon.

[Danny]

Travis Barker.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

These are rich. Rich.

[Eddie]

But I feel like you're gonna love old age the best.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You think I've been in old age?

[Eddie]

You're kind of eccentric. And Orner, you're gonna have all your little knickknacks. You got the grandkids running around. I feel like you're gonna hit a stride.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but he'll be sad to be an empty nester.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I won't like that.

[Steve]

Is there an adoption update?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I. I think Tommy will be probably living in my house till 35,

[Eddie]

so there you go.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that'll help.

[Eddie]

Fine.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Doesn't feel like he's gonna leave you. Don't think so. Unless one of y' all just. Unless he just, once he starts working here at 19, just starts taking over Chicago. Just very possible. Very, very much. When he and young Che are to have taken over the company.

[Big Cat]

Will you do a parent child podcast with them?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I think maybe.

[Big Cat]

You make cookies.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think. I think I'm gonna define. I've been meaning to start a twitch channel with him.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I will say, this place gives you good street cred as a parent.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I picked my son up from school Friday, brought him here for a round of mini golf ice cream. Somebody came down from upstairs and was like, hey, kid, do you want any of these life sized husky, like stuffed animals that we're getting rid of? And then so he like walked out of here with like. It was just. And I was like, yeah, this is what my work.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, this is my job.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We're huge with the. When your kids get in school. School. Like, we're huge with like the coaches and the PE teachers. Every. Every school my kids have ever been.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

My kids will come home.

[Eddie]

Oh, they know. They're our coach.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Our PE teacher loves y'.

[Big Cat]

All.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We're big in the PE coach community.

[Brandon Walker]

It's huge.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Did you wish Mikey Bets happy birthday today?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So we have a three. There's three.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Danny]

It's what?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, Mikey.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Three of us. Three of us in content.

[Brandon Walker]

It's the third Chiefs too. I didn't even know Popcorn cheese today.

[Kate]

This is four.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

I didn't realize.

[Kate]

I didn't know that either.

[Kyle]

We did.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's me. Mikey Bats in chief.

[Kyle]

I knew it was coming up and he was. He was. He was trying to avoid it because

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

he cuz Mikey Bets keeps trying to beg me to tell him happy birthday. And I was like, it's my birthday first. So I'm not giving him a happy birthday.

[Eddie]

I feel like you have to do something for your 40th. I feel like that's kind of a big deal.

[Kate]

Take him out, Brandon.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Take who?

[Eddie]

Chief.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Chief. Like kill him.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, whatever. All right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I look good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you do, little son. Yeah, it's amazing. What like a couple days of. Just look at that. Like decent happiness will do to you.

[Brandon Walker]

You look good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Look at that. I got a lot of sun.

[Brandon Walker]

You look good. You look strong. Yeah, there's nothing better than a suntan.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I speed walked to the office this morning, all the way from my house. And I finally stopped in that store that has the big sign outside that says not a cult. That I was like, is it? And I didn't see the bracelet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a cult.

[Big Cat]

That's a cult.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

The hell are you talking about?

[Brandon Walker]

Jesus Christ stopped at the coal store.

[Big Cat]

Not a cult.

[Eddie]

It always. It's like.

[Kate]

That's worse than Eddie clicking on the Dante link.

[Brandon Walker]

Mikey, Happy birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We were.

[Brandon Walker]

We've been just celebrating. Brandon. What? He kind of stole your birthday.

[J.R.]

That's all right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, that was mine first.

[J.R.]

Happy birthday. Yeah, Happy first Birthday first.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Happy first year.

[Brandon Walker]

You're one Say it back.

[J.R.]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know why.

[Big Cat]

How old are you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Just driving him crazy.

[J.R.]

32. 31.

[Big Cat]

31.

[J.R.]

31.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[J.R.]

So good time.

[Brandon Walker]

What was that face?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You're just 31.

[J.R.]

What do you mean?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I mean, I think you. I thought you were.

[J.R.]

I think I look older than 31. I think I look fine for 31.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I thought you were. I would have had you at 35.

[J.R.]

Do I look 35?

[Kyle]

Ed, I'm 35.

[Brandon Walker]

So, I, I mean, yeah, okay.

[J.R.]

I guess I look 35. Yeah, I, I, that's right. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Wait, so Brandon did just steal your birthday? Like, no one knew your birthday.

[J.R.]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I, I would argue he's stealing mine.

[J.R.]

No, I actually invited you to bowl this weekend or next weekend for.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You've been inviting me to bowl for months.

[J.R.]

Well, if this is for our birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[J.R.]

And you just didn't acknowledge it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

So am I gonna go out with my kids for my birthday or go out bowling with you?

[Big Cat]

I mean, that sounds way better.

[Kate]

Bring them.

[J.R.]

Yeah, would be fun.

[Brandon Walker]

All right.

[J.R.]

No big deal.

[Brandon Walker]

Hi.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I just.

[Brandon Walker]

You said no to him.

[Big Cat]

Did you invite Chief to go bowl?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I did.

[Danny]

I did.

[J.R.]

Yeah. But he had a friend in town, so.

[Brandon Walker]

Though.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I had a friend in town, too.

[Big Cat]

All right.

[Brandon Walker]

What are you doing for your birthday?

[J.R.]

Probably going to the casino.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah?

[J.R.]

Yeah, probably just gonna go to the casino, get some wings before.

[Brandon Walker]

And then solo. You had to babysit all weekend?

[Kate]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That sucks, man.

[Brandon Walker]

It's hard.

[J.R.]

It's hard.

[Brandon Walker]

It's harder than you think.

[Kate]

How she.

[J.R.]

How she shout out my wife for doing it a lot?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

How.

[Brandon Walker]

How long was she gone for?

[J.R.]

She had. She just got a nose job, so she's. She's out in surgery, so I just had to take care of the kids.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Kid. So did you call it babysitting?

[Big Cat]

What?

[J.R.]

What I did this weekend?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Did you. Did you call it babysitting to her?

[J.R.]

No, I just said it's tough. I was like, yeah, this is a lot tougher than you make it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They don't like when you call it babysitting.

[J.R.]

Yeah, no, I know. We got it.

[Brandon Walker]

No more.

[J.R.]

No more babysitting. But it felt like babysitting for, like, four days. I. I just kept taking her to the play place. Had a good time. It was fun. It was nice.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You spent time with your kid?

[J.R.]

Yeah. Spend time with the kid?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it's really fun.

[Kate]

Learn anything about you were raising your daughter?

[Brandon Walker]

My kid?

[Danny]

Yeah.

[J.R.]

She took her first steps this weekend, which was.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, that's in front of you.

[J.R.]

Yeah, she missed the first steps. Yeah, it was awesome. Not for her, but. Yeah.

[Danny]

What you. You probably did. What did you do? Did you encourage her correctly?

[J.R.]

Yeah, I was very excited. I was. I was shocked. Like, she took like six or seven steps and then fell, and then she went back to the wall, got herself up, up, did it again. It was coolest thing in the world. Just like, seeing her walk.

[Brandon Walker]

Your wife just missed it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

She was.

[J.R.]

I sent her a video.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What are you gonna do?

[J.R.]

Don't get a nose job.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you.

[Kyle]

Did you let your kid know that you're. You missed Courtside Bulls tickets to babysitter?

[J.R.]

Yeah, I did. She didn't know that, but I let my wife know that.

[Brandon Walker]

Sure. Was your. Was your wife just, like, laying in bed the whole weekend?

[J.R.]

Yeah, she was on bed.

[Brandon Walker]

At what point did you. Were you like, all right, enough off today?

[J.R.]

She's like, what do you want for your birthday? And I said, I want to go to work. Like, I just want to go. Go in and. And, like, get my stuff done at work. So. Yeah, just today. It was. It was a good time, though.

[Brandon Walker]

Not on, like, Saturday. Were you, like, hey, can I. Saturday,

[J.R.]

I kind of wanted to go out. And then I did go out. I did go out Sunday when she was. When I put my daughter down for a nap from 12 to 3. I went out because it was my buddy's birthday yesterday, so we got drinks yesterday.

[Brandon Walker]

Got it.

[J.R.]

Yeah. Good time.

[Brandon Walker]

So you got anything that's pissing you off recently?

[J.R.]

Why don't you look at my Instagram stories anymore?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon Walker]

It doesn't pop up.

[J.R.]

That's crazy.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, that's.

[J.R.]

That's. That's all I'm mad at.

[Danny]

Yeah, but he used to always.

[Big Cat]

Huh?

[J.R.]

Always, always.

[Kate]

You have a decent amount of followers. You're skimming through all, what, 10,000?

[J.R.]

Yeah, it's like 1200. I skimmed through and no Big Cat. Sometimes all right.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm looking at.

[J.R.]

Sometimes no. Eddie. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. This is you.

[Eddie]

I was there. I looked.

[Big Cat]

I make sure.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I make sure.

[Big Cat]

I always try to see it.

[J.R.]

And you heart. I appreciate.

[Brandon Walker]

That's adorable.

[Big Cat]

I'm. I'm happy to be on the close friends. I'm touched, and I want to show my appreciation.

[Kate]

You said 1200. You have over 15, 000. That's a lot of names to be looking through.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Feels personal by Big Cat, though.

[J.R.]

That's how I feel.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right.

[J.R.]

It's more of a personal thing. Like, I'm not gonna look at this guy's stories.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's not personal.

[Brandon Walker]

By me. Wow. Your cake. They it up, huh? M A Y, C O, L. I'll

[J.R.]

post it in a second. But yeah, it's.

[Kate]

Why would they ever think that? Don't you like have to write down

[J.R.]

what you want to say? Hi, Mako. Like Mako instead of Michael. They, they call me Michael.

[Kate]

Oh, you know these people?

[Big Cat]

You know? Yeah.

[J.R.]

My family got. My wife's family got me the cake. They spelled my name.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, they alpha'd you. That's crazy.

[J.R.]

Yeah, they don't care.

[Brandon Walker]

And they're alpha and the out after.

[Kate]

You babysat all weekend too?

[J.R.]

And they're always at my house on Saturday. It's like they just don't leave.

[Danny]

Like the people who make your cake are always.

[J.R.]

Yeah, no, no. Like my, my, my wife's family, they're there every Saturday.

[Brandon Walker]

Why didn't they just take babysit?

[J.R.]

You're telling me they were there for a couple hours. It was a good time. But yeah, it's like, why can't you guys just watch her for a second?

[Danny]

Yeah. Is there any tension, Any tension between you and your in laws?

[J.R.]

Not my. Just her family. Not really.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[J.R.]

I get along with her family except for like when they are babysitting and then we come home, it's like, okay, you guys could leave now. They stay for like an hour and

[Brandon Walker]

a half, two hours. They speak Spanish.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

When they don't want you to hear.

[J.R.]

No, because I, they know that I understand. Like I, I.

[Brandon Walker]

But sometimes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

But you don't understand.

[J.R.]

Yeah, I speak it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All of it.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And you're going to Vegas. Yeah.

[J.R.]

Yeah. I hope I'm paired with deutsche. That would be fun. But we'll, we'll see what, we'll. What, what happens.

[Brandon Walker]

This is. Yeah, this is going to be crazy.

[J.R.]

I'm going to stay behind the scenes, do my job, camera. I don't want to get yelled at by Dave. So I'm just going to do my job.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, you're definitely not going to for sure.

[Brandon Walker]

Slots.

[Big Cat]

You're going to be in Vegas with Deutsch and you're just going to stand.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You're not standing behind the.

[J.R.]

I am.

[Big Cat]

You're a strong man.

[J.R.]

Staying 100%. There was whispers. I said, no, no, I'm staying behind.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Big Phil was taking octo shots on camera and you're going to. You're going to double that.

[J.R.]

Yeah, but he got yelled at. I don't want to get quote tweeted or anything.

[Brandon Walker]

Did he get yelled at?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I thought he got celebrated for.

[Brandon Walker]

For it.

[Kate]

Not by Dave.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right.

[Big Cat]

He was kind of rewarded with like a national television show.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Who knows what could happen to you?

[J.R.]

Yeah, maybe. Who knows? We'll see. But yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Happy birthday.

[J.R.]

Thanks.

[Big Cat]

Appreciate it.

[J.R.]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And then Tank's coming in town this weekend.

[J.R.]

Yeah, he's coming on the 23rd, which I asked him if he wants me here and he said no. So he just.

[Brandon Walker]

It took him I don't know how

[J.R.]

long to wish me a happy birthday. He just called me like 20 minutes ago.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, it's only called. It's only halfway through the day.

[Brandon Walker]

It's a little chickish of you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right?

[J.R.]

Here's what I'll. I'll say about Frank. I didn't text him at like 7 for his birthday. He'd be mad, right?

[Kate]

About everything.

[Brandon Walker]

The boss.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's Frank.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, guys. What?

[J.R.]

I mean, friends first, friends first, boss second.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm not sure that's true with him.

[J.R.]

With Frank?

[Kate]

Yeah, definitely not.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You think he says that he's the man first?

[J.R.]

Yeah, I guess you're right. I think I look at him more of a friend first and he looks at me more of a.

[Big Cat]

A means to an end.

[Kate]

But you're.

[Brandon Walker]

You're. You're his bottom, Frank.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm not going to be. No, no, no, no. Bottom is the best.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I thought it was the worst.

[Big Cat]

I thought bottom is the best.

[Unknown]

That's like.

[Brandon Walker]

That's the.

[Big Cat]

You can rely on.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you're his bottom.

[J.R.]

I am his bottom.

[Brandon Walker]

Bottom.

[J.R.]

It is what it is.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, well, happy birthday.

[J.R.]

Thanks, guys. Appreciate it.

[Brandon Walker]

See you. Brandon wants anything.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I just. I just said it.

[Kate]

Say it again.

[J.R.]

I appreciate it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Happy birthday, Mikey.

[Brandon Walker]

I'll start watching the Instagram reels again. Or the stories.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, you won't.

[Brandon Walker]

I love Mikey. The fact that like he'll hold that in and just be like this.

[Big Cat]

You think he's looking at it?

[Brandon Walker]

How's he not watching?

[Big Cat]

I'll post a story and I won't look at it ever again.

[Brandon Walker]

Ever.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I've never.

[Kyle]

I don't want to see who's watching.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't even know how.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah. You can see who hearts it it.

[Brandon Walker]

I got to hard everything now.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, you need somebody just in charge of your Harding.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm going to tell Dom. Just make sure every day you wake up Mikey. That's his stories.

[Big Cat]

First thing he does.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. On the to do list. Yeah. He would have held that for a really long time.

[Kate]

He told me about it like two weeks ago.

[Brandon Walker]

Seriously?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Did he think Big Cat was mad at him.

[Brandon Walker]

I don't know. I don't.

[Kate]

I was like, I probably don't even look at your stories like. Yeah, but it's different.

[Brandon Walker]

It's whatever pops up, up.

[Kate]

And now he's going to be mad that like he's not one of the first in your Instagram story lineups. Cuz that means like you don't interact well.

[Brandon Walker]

That I just have to start watching him again. And then they'll come repopulate to the beginning.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Kate]

By you, you mean Dom.

[J.R.]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

He'll take care of that. And maybe give me like a little one one page. Right? What's going on? And Mikey bets his life. That'd be good if I got a Mikey back. Best debriefing.

[Kate]

Every morning it's mostly just him with like wacky filters on singing whatever's on the radio.

[Danny]

He does that?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, he does does. He does like the wacky filters.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So wait, so Chief's 40 today?

[Kyle]

Yeah. Dude, I feel bad now too. I gotta.

[Brandon Walker]

Why didn't we.

[Kyle]

Cuz he. He tries to hide it. Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Like that was deliberate. So he's happy.

[Brandon Walker]

But I don't know.

[Big Cat]

How long have you known him?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not.

[Unknown]

Not too. Too

[Kyle]

A long time.

[Kate]

It's more just like I forgot what the date was he dinner or anything.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm sure he is.

[Eddie]

I can see him doing something kind of class.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You knew Mikey Betts his birthday before you mentioned Chief's birthday.

[Kyle]

Because Mikey Betts walked in the upstairs.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. He's aggressive.

[Kyle]

Like everyone's a Happy birthday Mikey.

[Brandon Walker]

And he's like thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Kyle]

Like he loved it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean knowing birthdays. Come on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

If you know someone's birthday, that means they're probably an egomaniac.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. I mean because they're making a big deal out of it.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Everyone's got to say happy birthday.

[Big Cat]

Birthday.

[Kyle]

You know.

[Steve]

Come on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Right, Right. But you guys have been working on a project for a month and a half.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Because we knew your birthday was coming and if we didn't do anything. You'd pout.

[Big Cat]

You're a special case. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

You'd be so mad at us.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I wasn't going to pout instead would

[Brandon Walker]

have been so mad.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Pout.

[Big Cat]

We immortalized you instead. Now you're living forever in your pond.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Be a pond.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, be a pond.

[Eddie]

We had our annual in the conference room. Brandon Walker's birthday meeting.

[Brandon Walker]

Yep.

[Eddie]

Get ready.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, you wouldn't have gotten invited to that.

[Eddie]

No, it was all Nick.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, no. Plan the whole thing out people might

[Kate]

think you died cuz you got a pond named after you.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Spotting.

[Kate]

And cuz you're old.

[Brandon Walker]

His sharp wit un unfiltered is supposed to be. Yeah, we just missed a couple letters.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

We have the space for it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. So I just write it. I. I'll write it down.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Go out an fi.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Were you here? Did you talk about your guy entering the transfer portal?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Brandon Walker.

[J.R.]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Tough.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I mean, it. It just. I don't think it worked out for anybody. He. About halfway through the season, he got benched for good, so.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It wasn't.

[Brandon Walker]

It was John's is still chance.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. It is what it is. So I'll put my money towards other people now.

[Brandon Walker]

Would you put money towards them?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not a bit, no.

[Brandon Walker]

I've been having the problem. I. So Wisconsin just. The ad's gone, the Chancellor's gone, the president's gone.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

And I'm like, I've said I would give money to the nil. No one follows.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wait, are you in charge now?

[Brandon Walker]

They don't follow up. No one respects podcasting money.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Danny]

No, honestly, that is.

[Brandon Walker]

It's crazy.

[Danny]

They should be fired.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

And I've got money multiple times.

[Brandon Walker]

Like, yeah, let me know.

[Danny]

I just saying it now.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm. I. The only. The only caveat I put on is I just want to know where it's going.

[Kyle]

It's not the worst problem though, right?

[Brandon Walker]

No, I'm fine with it, but it's also like, I want to be better.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you're doing all you can.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Your only caveat was no women's sports. Correct.

[Brandon Walker]

Yes.

[Steve]

Good.

[Brandon Walker]

No, I. I literally was just like, no, that's the. We dominate women's sports. I was like, just let me know where it's going to, because I'm not going to just. I'm not going to just write a check and just be like, oh, hope. Hope it ends up somewhere.

[Kyle]

I mean, you need the canipples.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's key.

[Brandon Walker]

Need one of those Kipple boys.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. You got to get a canipple bad.

[Brandon Walker]

So bad.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

And there's a bunch of them coming.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I want all the knipples.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Can't get all of them. You already missed the first one.

[Steve]

They all have K names, right?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Cager, Kid Cash.

[Big Cat]

One of them is Cager.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Steve]

Do you guys like that? Doing the.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I do.

[Steve]

Full family, one letter.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Of if you're a badass at basketball. It's pretty.

[Big Cat]

They didn't know that.

[Kate]

Or a Kardashian.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They had to have an idea, right?

[Brandon Walker]

They.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They had to have an idea.

[Brandon Walker]

They probably had an idea.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

I always think of the Duggers. Are they all 20 something kids and it's all J?

[Brandon Walker]

They're all J.

[Eddie]

Every single.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's a lot of names.

[Kyle]

Duggers.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Who's ringing my phone?

[Brandon Walker]

Happy B Day, chief. I'm gonna send it right now.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Now.

[Brandon Walker]

All right. What else you got? Stephen? Hold. I'll do Slim Jim.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I need pen and paper for the

[Unknown]

slim gy juiciest moment of the week.

[Brandon Walker]

Juiciest moment. Juiciest barstool moment of the week is brought to you by Slim Jim. And we have some big news to report. Buffalo Wild Wings and Slim Jim have teamed up to create something clutch a brand new chicken stick. This isn't your run of the mill meat stick. It's everything you love about chicken wings. Packed into a convenience snack stick ready for you to take on the go. It's bold, tangy, mouthwatering chicken wing flavor anytime, anywhere. Each juicy tender bite delivers a big win. New Buffalo Wild Wings chicken sticks from Slim Jim. Available in two delicious flavors, Buffalo or hot. You know the rule. It's the if the game's on, you need to be locked in with snacks on deck. So stock up for game day and tear into the new Buffalo wild chicken stick from Slim Jim. Juiciest moment. What do we got, boys? Max is hole in one.

[Steve]

I didn't see.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah, yeah. Brandon, maybe your mom face tuning you for your birthday party.

[Eddie]

I had to double take it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I think she just. Probably somebody either gave her the picture or she googled it. A picture of. I don't know. I or my sister did it and gave it to her. I don't know how that would have happened.

[Eddie]

It's pretty facetious.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It is definitely facetime.

[Big Cat]

You look damn good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You didn't do it at the show.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. This is weird.

[Danny]

Oh my God.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Sure. Why that happened?

[Brandon Walker]

You look good. The face app.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Oh, there it is.

[Eddie]

There you go.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That was the day of the funeral.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. What a day.

[Unknown]

Are you frowning in this photo? And they made you smile.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's very possible.

[Eddie]

Maybe.

[Danny]

I think that's what it is.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Very, very possible.

[Brandon Walker]

Think about the butterfly effect of your funeral. And now we have Rico Bosco of going to Vegas for a week.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

It's all because of that.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

Oh, I have a girlfriend because of you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh my God. Holy. You. That funeral started your.

[Big Cat]

Are you guys still together?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

You know that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's pretty shocking.

[Kyle]

That's why Bosco's going well.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I mean that's why it exists.

[Brandon Walker]

Annika and Nikki fighting on Brandon's funeral started the idea of a reality show that was the Shorehouse. And then season two is Vegas and Bosco's going to Vegas.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

So it's like all goes back to Annika and Nikki airing all their dirty laundry at Brandon's funeral.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Which begs the question if that had been my real funeral. They have still aired out there.

[Steve]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, definitely.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Because I. I kind of want them to go around the funerals across the country and just do that, just fight, just have it, just air their out.

[Big Cat]

Honestly, I would appreciate that because funerals are a weird.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, yeah. Then at least you have a good talking about.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle]

Cuz you're easy.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh yeah. Why were you in my house?

[Unknown]

And that was only ever brought up because Ron was on the show that day and he happened to be like, so I heard there was a kerfuffle.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, it's Ron. Can I watch that clip?

[Kate]

Not everyone wants to. Nikki smokes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I disagree.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of people do.

[Kate]

That was. Those are Ella's words.

[Brandon Walker]

A lot of people do.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I forgot she was. Yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

You thought I was just saying that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I just remember I. I thought it was just a Nikki smoked Annika thing, but then I realized it was.

[Kate]

It was all about.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, yeah, it was. She turned off her location. A fight in this office today.

[Danny]

Oh, today.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, oh. Is he involved in the gossip?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I'm kind of like centerpiece in that.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, no binge around him.

[Big Cat]

I got drinks with a coworker yesterday. Nothing happened.

[Brandon Walker]

We're just friends.

[Kate]

We've become very good friends.

[Danny]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker]

And she decided that she should turn her location off. And I said, I don't know why you would do that. We have nothing to hide.

[Big Cat]

Like, we're just friends.

[Eddie]

He's already slept with half the office. Probably take a chill. The other party involved.

[Brandon Walker]

I think it's probably a lot smarter

[Eddie]

to go for someone who is not another co worker's ex boyfriend. I'm never going to fight about Nick.

[Big Cat]

He's not worth my time.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

If you're going to be a friend

[Brandon Walker]

of mine, the last thing you're gonna

[Eddie]

do is go get drinks with my ex boyfriend and turn off your location question though. He sits here like he's all big

[Brandon Walker]

and strong behind closed doors.

[Eddie]

He's like, I still love you.

[Brandon Walker]

This is good. Who's the one that invited me to

[J.R.]

come over this weekend?

[Eddie]

Easy.

[Danny]

You are easy. Oh, damn. That was better than I remember.

[Kate]

All time episode.

[Brandon Walker]

So good. So good.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Cuz you're easy.

[Brandon Walker]

All time me over. Brandon, there's another one last gift coming for you, but it's 10 minutes. Can you, can you handle extending the act for 10 more minutes? Oh, no, no.

[Big Cat]

You got Commish on your ass.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yep, I got Delo on my ass. Oh, that's all right.

[Brandon Walker]

What, what time you got to do it?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

2 o'.

[Brandon Walker]

Clock. It's your birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'll tell him. I'll tell them. 2:10. 2:10?

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. It's your birthday?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Trust me. I didn't want to do it on my birthday. Well, he had to move it to today because of me anyway, so that's. It's on me.

[Steve]

What are you picking up from Jim and Steve's today?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm not going by there.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, that's such a lie.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I, I, I'm on.

[Big Cat]

Something happened.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I suspended them for one month from my, from my wallet.

[Big Cat]

Did he do something to you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It's fine. Let's not talk about it. Let's talk about it.

[Brandon Walker]

What happened?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I'd rather not discuss it. They sold something they had promised to me. They, they put it in my box. They put it. They, they have a box for Brandon Walker when he comes by. Hey, here's the. We, we saved this for you.

[Kate]

You.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

And they had something for me that I was gonna buy and then he sold it to somebody else and I.

[Big Cat]

What was the item?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

It was a Hank Aaron signed card. $575.

[Danny]

How did the, the customer even see it if it was in your private box?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Customer came in, said, do you have any Hank Aaron stuff? And he said, I got this one thing, but Brandon Walker's box, he ended up selling it. Oh no, I'm not going back till April 24th. And I actually did go over the weekend, but I didn't spend any more money.

[Big Cat]

Was that hard for you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it was tough, but it actually wasn't because I was still mad.

[Steve]

Did they know they're suspended?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They know they're suspended? Yeah.

[Steve]

How'd that conversation go?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They, they.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they go under?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Huh? They're not. Oh, trust me. They, they do very well. So they don't need me.

[Brandon Walker]

They probably need you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I need them worse than they need me. And they know that that's a bad place.

[Brandon Walker]

Suspension isn't going to work.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Probably not, but it's.

[Brandon Walker]

What if they have a special something for your birthday today?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't think they will.

[Brandon Walker]

I think they will.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't think they know about it. They don't know about it.

[Big Cat]

Do you know who bought the Hank Aaron?

[Brandon Walker]

Huh?

[Big Cat]

Do you know who bought the Hank Aaron sign?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No.

[Danny]

That's sleazy. On the. No, that person's behalf.

[Kyle]

Did you buy it, Nick?

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

goddamn. If y'.

[Brandon Walker]

All.

[Kate]

If.

[Brandon Walker]

Hold on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Timeout. Let me.

[Brandon Walker]

I'm a fan of baseball, dude.

[Eddie]

How delicious was it?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I've been a real.

[Brandon Walker]

I haven't eaten it yet.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I've been a real. To these people about this.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you shouldn't have been.

[Danny]

So someone came in and just coincidentally wanted a Hank Aaron rookie card.

[Brandon Walker]

The exact thing they said was, we're saving this.

[Big Cat]

What do you have in Brandon Walker's box?

[Brandon Walker]

I said, I know you're saving for him, but he'd appreciate if I bought it and gifted it to him.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, I, I, I, I. I haven't going over there in a month. I've been telling people that steak.

[Brandon Walker]

That was a mistake.

[Kate]

Wow.

[Brandon Walker]

Can we eat it? We just gotta wait 10 more minutes and we can eat it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Ain't no. Ain't no. No, y' all okay.

[Big Cat]

Tj, show the other side of the Brandon Walker pawn sign.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Dude,

[Brandon Walker]

no. He gave me a dude. He gave me a dude.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I've been legitimately mad at these guys.

[Brandon Walker]

I know that.

[Danny]

Wait for a month.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

For a month. I haven't gone in a month. I haven't gone.

[Big Cat]

Did you yell at him?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I told him I wasn't happy.

[Danny]

Oh, it's all. You burned the bridge you built.

[Brandon Walker]

Dude, dude. Dude.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Fuck. I'm such a son of a bitch.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, dude.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

God damn it.

[Danny]

How did they.

[Brandon Walker]

Do you say anything mean to them?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I just said it's not a way to treat customers. Oh, no. I said it's not a way to treat. I brought you business, and it's not

[Brandon Walker]

a way to treat me.

[Danny]

You said this over the phone or in person?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

In person and on the phone.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Multiple text.

[Danny]

You had to tell them twice?

[Big Cat]

Did you raise your voice to him?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I never raised my voice, but I raised my text.

[Big Cat]

Like, all caps.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, but I was pointed, and I see the text.

[Kate]

Mad face emoji.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

God damn it. Me.

[Steve]

The problem.

[Brandon Walker]

This is a problem, Guys.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm gonna go spend so much money.

[Brandon Walker]

If this got to.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

God damn it.

[Brandon Walker]

The makeup sex is gonna be great.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, my God.

[Kate]

Wait.

[Big Cat]

Call him right now and apologize.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No. Well, I. Is this for real? What happened?

[Big Cat]

Do we.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, you're reading the text.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm going back to the text.

[Big Cat]

Oh, long text from you.

[Brandon Walker]

Long text from Rand.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, it's about disrespect.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no. You. You hit him with the disrespect.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, my God. Fuck.

[Brandon Walker]

Ah.

[Big Cat]

He just took it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't. Fuck. I wanted the Hank Aaron. I. I gotta close on this house. I'm really stressed out. This was disrespectful.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Kate]

Yikes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, my God. I felt like you disrespected me. I don't spend ten grand a visit, but I spend pretty good money. I've sent you some business, and the

[Brandon Walker]

whole time they had just given it to me.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, fuck.

[Danny]

Regardless. Regardless. Dude, you are a lunatic.

[Big Cat]

You're a psychopath.

[Brandon Walker]

You're crazy, man.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I took my son in there the other day, and I just sat in the corner silent like a fucking.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

You learned from this.

[Brandon Walker]

You suspended them. Rightfully so.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Damn it. I look good in this hoodie, too.

[Brandon Walker]

What would that have to do with.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know. If. If this. Where. Wait, where.

[Brandon Walker]

Hold on.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Time.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Where would the card be if it was showing up in 10 minutes?

[Brandon Walker]

It's on the way.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, and where.

[Brandon Walker]

What was that?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I pinched myself with my headphone. What? It's on the back side of the. You made that up.

[Big Cat]

I made that part up.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

How would it be on the way?

[Brandon Walker]

It's on the way.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

By. By whomst.

[Kate]

He's gonna digest soon in a minute.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

If Steve walks in this goddamn building.

[Brandon Walker]

Imagine. No, Steve is not. I promise you right now, Steve is not coming in here. Steve is not coming in here.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Is J.R. coming in here?

[Brandon Walker]

No, no one from the shop is coming in here.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right. How far out is it?

[Brandon Walker]

Five minutes.

[Big Cat]

You went into the store and you made yourself seen.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And pouted in the corner.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

My son wanted to go really bad. And I said, John, I said, son, I said, I'm not going there.

[Danny]

Right, Johnny?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. Yeah, I fucked that up. I said, son, we're not going there right now. He said, but he really wanted to go, and Saturday is my day with my wife.

[Big Cat]

Did you just want to go look?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah. And we went in there and they gave him a free box of cards. And then I was just like, did

[Big Cat]

you thank them for the card?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

And then, yeah, I did, but then I left without telling him, and he called me and said, hey, I just want to make sure you're not mad at me still. And I said, well, I am still mad at you.

[Brandon Walker]

Just take it back, text him and

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

say, sorry, I'm just gonna text in my credit card number and say, do whatever you want.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Get. Get load up the truck. I'LL be there in 20.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Do whatever you want to do.

[Brandon Walker]

Five minutes. You want to spin the wheel?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, spin the wheel.

[Big Cat]

That's a tough look.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

If it's wet, I'm just gonna go get wet.

[Kate]

No, you would do anyways.

[Brandon Walker]

No.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker]

No. Maybe it's yug. That'd be awesome.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I was just kidding. I was just kidding.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, I forgot. Oh, my God. I completely forgot. We have reverse wet on there. That sucks. Why did we do that? And we can't do it. We can't change it until we get a wheat. We got to get a wheel reset before reverse wet happens.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

We made it the rules. Oh, yeah. I did it.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, it was your idea. Brandon. Steven, what else you got?

[Unknown]

You see that? That's baseball guys.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Which they. Listen, I love those guys. They had a that's baseball segment at the national championship.

[Big Cat]

Pretty big.

[Brandon Walker]

They're down.02.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

What? That guy's on our team?

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah. For now. That is pretty damn cool. Dana created all of this. Do you ever think that Dana doing the yoke station would. Would make this happen?

[Big Cat]

I did.

[Steve]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, it's pretty clear.

[Brandon Walker]

Pretty stop motion.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon Walker]

Dan's got hella motion.

[Big Cat]

Oh, brand.

[Kate]

That sucks. It's all like you're.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I'm starting to think that.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay. What?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I don't know.

[Eddie]

So Brandon's birthday is that his whole neighborhood now thinks he's a self absorbed dick Lake and his favorite sports and

[Brandon Walker]

his place and his lake became a pond.

[Eddie]

And it's a pond officially.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm not sure any of us have the authority to demon a pond.

[Brandon Walker]

The mayor did. He literally did the paperwork.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's also the mayor of the town. He was just like, I don't give

[Eddie]

a. Yeah, he was. He was propping up.

[Brandon Walker]

I like that. Is that a full time job?

[Kate]

It's gotta be.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's a lawyer in town.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, no.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kate]

I was thrown off by the mayors dropping the s bops.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, I think that's not. I think that's more like he's doing it out of the kindness of his.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, I think somebody has to be the mayor.

[Brandon Walker]

Right? Right.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He's like, I'll do it.

[Brandon Walker]

It's not like he's got political aspirations.

[Big Cat]

No, he's pretty bummed when he realized he had three years left. Not soon enough.

[Brandon Walker]

This job.

[Big Cat]

Oh, we could probably get him to name a ton of.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Eddie]

What was he saying? Good concerts coming up. Where do you guys have good concert?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

They have a summer concert series. They have a Band shell downtown.

[Eddie]

Oh, band shell.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, they usually have some good.

[Brandon Walker]

Did you guys see that guy? Who? The Chicago guy who's taped.

[Eddie]

Yes.

[Brandon Walker]

20 years of concerts. Yeah.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That's so cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Insane.

[Eddie]

He basically was going to like, I'm stealing. You're talking there. Sorry, I'm not normal.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

He.

[Eddie]

You go know the story, you tell the story.

[Brandon Walker]

So this guy for the last 30 years has recorded every concert he's gone to in the Chicagoland area and like incredible recordings. So. And he just released it to the Internet Archive. So he has like a recording of Nirvana before they became big.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Brandon Walker]

Doing a show in Chicago in 1989.

[Big Cat]

That's really cool.

[Brandon Walker]

Awesome.

[Kyle]

That's awesome.

[Brandon Walker]

And he put it all out on, on like the Internet for free.

[Kate]

It's just audio.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Very cool of him.

[Brandon Walker]

Very cool. Yeah, you can go and scroll it like I was listening to some last night.

[Unknown]

Sick.

[Eddie]

I think the article saying there was like a Grateful Dead session that had never been.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Unknown]

Heard before.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. There's fish.

[Kyle]

So not video though.

[Brandon Walker]

Not video.

[Kyle]

Gotcha.

[Eddie]

But eventually he did it so often.

[Brandon Walker]

Does anyone else want to ask about the video?

[Kyle]

Oh, sorry.

[Brandon Walker]

No, no, I'm just saying, like, he, the guy did a really cool thing. You guys are upset that he's not video.

[Kate]

I was just, I was just making sure. I didn't know.

[Danny]

I mean, that would have been a lot better.

[Brandon Walker]

This guy kind of sucks.

[Big Cat]

He half assed it.

[Kate]

No, it's for free. So it's all forgiven?

[Brandon Walker]

No, it's just audio.

[Kyle]

Goo goo doll singing in the rain. Like that. The video component helps.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah,

[Kate]

you ungre.

[Brandon Walker]

Send him a note.

[Scott (Mayor of Antioch)]

Being like.

[Big Cat]

Imagine not being able to do that live in Buffalo.

[Danny]

Give him a good effort.

[Steve]

Ribbon.

[Big Cat]

He sounds soaked.

[Brandon Walker]

I guess this is cool, dude, but music's better seen than heard.

[Big Cat]

Brandon, what's the matter?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Nothing. I got. I got the experts on my ass right now, so I'm just.

[Kyle]

Who you playing?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I got that RICO and KFC in there.

[Brandon Walker]

It's your birthday.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I know, but I, I.

[Brandon Walker]

All right, fine, go.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I think PFT is, Is have moved. Whatever. How is this close?

[Danny]

I.

[Brandon Walker]

It should be any minute now, right? Should be any minute. I mean, you can leave.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

No, I don't want to leave because this is. The whole thing hinges on.

[Brandon Walker]

No, it. Nothing hinges on this.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Well, what doesn't hinge on it? It's. If you got a gift.

[Brandon Walker]

Well, no, we'll.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I gotta.

[Brandon Walker]

You can go. We'll eat the Hank Aaron card without you.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, okay. It's not a Hank A card? Is it the Hank eating the Hank

[Brandon Walker]

Aaron card without you?

[Big Cat]

There's got to be a lot of those around.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Not, not very many. I was gonna buy it too, but every time I would go in, he was like, I got something else for you, and then I'll buy that. Oh, so.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait, you had the chance to buy this Hank Aaron card many a time.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Yeah, for about a year. But like, I, I, it would always be like, oh, I have a Tony Gwynn poster now, and then I have a Bo Jackson poster, and then I have, you know, stuff like that. And I bought them all. But I'm such an. Am I an.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah.

[Kate]

If you had the opportunity to buy it before hand.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Wow. Yeah, but I didn't know you're stringing

[Big Cat]

them along and that's like a, that's not.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I wasn't stringing him along. He was. He. He was. Okay. They're just randomly walking by.

[Eddie]

There's some kind of like, funky sexy jazz going on right now.

[Danny]

Sexy jazz going on.

[Kyle]

The other people who have these cards probably get so excited when this happens. Value going up.

[Big Cat]

One less.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, one less. Yeah. Oh, definitely eating a Hank Aaron signed card. This is gonna be a thrill.

[Big Cat]

Do you just want to start the dozen right now? Yeah, just go do it while we're on the, like, call in. We'll help you.

[Eddie]

They can't be mad at you. It's your birthday.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, here it is.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

That's a. Well, that's not.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah. Oh, Antioch pizza with a Hank Aaron card on it.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, you didn't get the Hank Aaron card.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, we did. We broke it up and put it on the pizza. It's. It's a dust on the pizza. Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right. Okay, so I'm not an.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, no, I didn't buy the Hank Aaron car.

[Danny]

Okay. Thank God.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Thank God.

[Danny]

You didn't apologize, did you?

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, no, no. Thank God. Oh, this is delicious Antioch pizza.

[Brandon Walker]

Now, Nick, he might have bought the Hank Aaron card.

[Big Cat]

I didn't buy the Hank Aaron.

[Brandon Walker]

Okay.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right. So I'm justified in being an asshole. They sold that from out from Underbeam.

[Danny]

Don't go back.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

I'm going back. But they. In months of spen.

[Brandon Walker]

But now you got pizza. Your favorite pizza.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Other way, bud.

[Brandon Walker]

Happy birthday, Brandon.

[Eddie]

Happy birthday.

[Brandon Walker]

I kind of wish I had bought the.

[Big Cat]

You must eat this all the time.

[Brandon Walker]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

Oh, sausage. I went through an existential crisis there for the last 10 minutes.

[Brandon Walker]

Yeah, you did. It was fun. Fun to watch.

[Brandon Walker (main speaker, possibly same as C)]

All right, well, everybody have some pizza. Yeah, we all right, I got to run. Do the duck.

[Brandon Walker]

See everyone tomorrow. Happy birthday, B Walk.

[Unknown]

If you want to support B Walk, go head over to the Mosi sports channel. Check out our vlog from Final Four weekend. Brennan almost left Barstool forever. I'll drop it in the comments. All right, love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Danny]

Bye.