We Unlocked A New Yak Character: BIG KEV| The Yak 5-29-26

Summary

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The Yak – Episode Summary

Episode: We Unlocked A New Yak Character: BIG KEV
Date: May 29, 2026
Host/Panel: Big Cat, Mark Titus, Eddie, Zach, Gaz, Steven Che, (appearance by Big Kev/White Boy Rick), others
Main Theme:
A hilarious, meandering, classic Yak episode blending new show characters, golf hot takes, junkyard adventures, basketball and sports banter, and a deep-dive into the pure nostalgia of old-school internet forums—culminating with the discovery of the OakleyForum, to the panel’s collective glee.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

A quintessential Yak episode filled with the show's signature conversational chaos and camaraderie. Key themes include:

• Debut (and creation process) of the new Yak character, "Big Kev"
• Hilarious group banter about sports, lifestyle, and “bumpers”
• Detailed logistics and comedic anxiety about retrieving a car bumper from an Ohio junkyard
• A surprising, joyous descent into the Oakley sunglasses forum (oakleyforum.com), sparking nostalgia and introspection about the "old internet"
• Ongoing NBA finals and playoff hot takes
• Genuine, relatable talk about moving, apartments, and the design of the ultimate gaming room

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS

1. Yak Character Creation: BIG KEV

• New Character Alert: Big Cat introduces "Big Kev" as a new Yak persona, nudging White Boy Rick to try out the role.
  • “I have a new character, by the way, that is going to be on the show today. Who? Big Kev.” (04:41, Big Cat)
  • White Boy Rick resists at first but is peer-pressured to return later embodying Big Kev, entertainment ensuing as the group brainstorms what makes a character.
• Catchphrase Brainstorming: The group eggs “Kev” into formulating a new vibe, possibly involving “stunner shades,” tequila, and catchphrases.
  • “You have a finite time here. It's probably like a week long. You can just change everything about everything...” (19:12, Big Cat)
• Later, Big Kev returns in full “persona,” pre-writing lines, drinking, and jokingly fielding questions about his new character.
  • “Big Kev pre wrote some lines. Cody was not consulted.” (68:07, Big Kev)

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2. Golf Takes & Lifestyle

• Big Cat’s New Rules for Golf:
  • Golf will never be content for Yak; only golf for fun.
  • Will only play 9 holes—never 18.
  • Must walk the course (no golf carts).
  • Should be close to home.
• The crew imagines a new kind of “bumper golf” and debates the ideal number and style of holes.
  • ”You should be able to a la carte the holes... today I’m feeling six.” (07:00, Mark Titus)
• Players share gripes about losing balls and praise the low-stress public course experience.

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3. Apartment Moves & Gaming Rooms

• Zach’s Moving Dilemma:
  • Zach describes moving from a studio to a one-bedroom and contemplates creating a dedicated “gaming room” by sacrificing the typical setup.
  • Banter about maximizing apartment size by “living studio style in a one-bedroom.”
  • “His plan: keep his bed in the living room and make his bedroom his gaming room.” (13:20+)

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4. The Bumper Caper

• Mission: Eddie needs a rare Cadillac bumper picked up from an Ohio junkyard; Mincy is assigned the quest during a Cleveland trip.
• The group brainstorms how to physically fit a six-foot bumper in a packed car, fears about venmo vs. cash, and doubts about completion.
  • “This is like a Saving Private Ryan situation... We gotta bring the bumper. Has to make it back.” (66:40, Big Cat)
• Comedic anxiety as updates from the road come in, with even “bar backs” deployed to carry the bumper into a Guardians game.
  • “We’re gonna need the bumper at the dinner.” (123:50, Big Cat)

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5. Sports Talk: NBA Finals & Live Event Ranking

• NBA Playoffs: Steven Che and crew debate the Knicks’ dominance. Che is supremely confident, calling for “Knicks in 5.”
  • “They’re just playing. This is the best Knicks team I’ve ever seen. This is one of the best basketball teams I’ve ever seen.” (43:12, Steven Che)
• Strong opinions on which sports are best live:
  • “Hockey live is #1. Courtside basketball is awesome. Baseball is much better live than on TV. Football—best on TV, great tailgates.”
• Soccer ticket prices and travel hurdles discussed, with references to Arsenal, Champions League, and international passport hassles.

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6. OakleyForum.com Deep Dive (Star Segment)

• Surreal, Joyful Segment:
  • Mark Titus introduces the “Oakley Forum,” a thriving, decade-old throwback internet community where men post selfies in Oakleys, trade memes, and bond over car/garage pics and gear rants.
  • The panel is captivated by the site’s innocence, earnestness, and absence of irony or negativity.
  • Hilarity ensues as they read “What grinds your gears,” meme threads, and marvel at the purity and happiness of the forum’s posters.
  • “This is what the Internet used to be—just people loving the thing and staying pure.” (88:56, Big Cat)
• They propose launching their own OakleyForum meetup and plead with their audience not to ruin the forum’s positivity.
  • “If you ruin it, I will be so mad. We’ll end the show forever. That’s how serious I take this.” (121:20, Big Cat)
• The Yak’s homage thread appears instantly on OakleyForum; the hosts are thrilled at the overlap.

Notable Quotes from Forum Segment:

• “These are the happiest guys in the world... their issues are eBay scams and gas prices, that’s it!” (111:01, Big Cat)
• “If you got negative energy, put on a pair of Oakleys, snap a pic, send it to the boys.” (108:02, Big Cat)
• “I feel like we’re just looking... we’re in a time machine right now, and I love everything about it.” (102:28, Big Cat)

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7. Yak Camaraderie & Miscellaneous Banter

• Friendship & Debating:
  • Discussion about how Zach “debates with kindness,” shifting the tone of show arguments.
  • “He hits you with a compliment, and then... you don’t fully realize you’re in a debate.” (04:50, Big Cat)
• Credit Card Anxiety:
  • Several younger cast members confess they don’t have credit cards yet, describing parent cosign experiences and credit-building woes.
  • “So they just can’t die.” (22:27, Eddie on his parents cosigning everything)
• Jokes and Bits:
  • Endless riffs about birthdays, parenting, running, eating ice cream, and the feasibility of seven-minute commutes.

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & LAUGH LINES

• Birthdays Fiasco: Eddie cannot remember his parents’ birthdays, not even the month or season, to the panel’s horror.
  • “Do you even know the season?” (23:24, Big Cat)
• Bumper Drama Escalates: Ongoing updates and threats to cancel the Yak if the OakleyForum is ruined.
• Oakley Forum "Hog Reveal": Panel jokes about asking forum users to reveal their cars, garages, and “hogs.”
  • “The most earnest hog reveal ever done on the internet.” (109:12, Mark Titus)
• Yak’s Manifesto for a Better Web:
  • “Just have fun with the boys, have a good time, don’t go to the Internet to constantly... [spread] negative energy. If you got negative energy, put on Oakleys, snap a pic, send it to the boys.” (108:01, Big Cat)

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TIMESTAMP GUIDE

• 01:46 – Roll call, ensemble preference, new character “Big Kev” gets introduced
• 05:54 – Big Cat’s rules for golf; golf hot takes
• 13:08 – Zach discusses apartment move and gaming room plans
• 21:21 – The Bumper Mission logistics, debate on fitting a bumper in a crowded car
• 32:59 – Bread Wars update (Shreveport, LA)
• 42:51 – NBA playoff/NBA Finals predictions, Knicks talk
• 70:14 – Discovery and gleeful exploration of OakleyForum.com (highlight segment)
• 121:04 – Plea to Yak fans: don’t ruin the Oakley Forum
• 122:44 – Update from the road: bumper recovery still on
• 125:01 – Introduction of “Super Tall Spider” franchise

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FINAL THOUGHTS

This episode, while playful and often absurd, is also a time capsule of Yak energy—friendship, relentless bits, genuine curiosity, and internet anthropology. The accidental discovery of the OakleyForum sets the tone for perhaps a new recurring obsession, and the panel’s delight is genuinely infectious. Through everything, the show’s insistence on unpretentious joy—“just having fun with the boys”—shines through.

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Essential Quote:

“This is what the Internet used to be. Just people loving the thing and staying pure… If you got negative energy, put on a pair of Oakleys, snap a pick, send it to the boys.” – Big Cat (88:56, 108:01)

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Transcript

[Stephen Che]

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[Big Cat]

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[Steven Che]

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[Big Cat]

Yeah. All right. It's a yak. The war of attrition continues. We've lost Danny. Eddie's gonna be late. Zach and listen, shout out Zach and Reed for for hanging out this week. We appreciate you boys. Titus and I are here. Titus and I get the perfect attendance record of the week.

[Mark Titus]

Gold star for us.

[Big Cat]

Y But no, thank you guys for

[Eddie]

being here because dude, this is awesome, bro. This is a blessing.

[Big Cat]

Well, it's like. It's one of those things. By the way, Stella blue coffee.com still blue coffee go right now. Amazon 20 off till Sunday. Stole. Blue coffee.com is one of those things that I do think the yak is at its best when it's an ensemble. And like Titus and I could do. The two of us could do right 24 hour stream. Just the two of us in our sleep because we've known each other forever and done this Forever. But it's not as fun.

[Mark Titus]

It's not as fun. It's not the point of the show.

[Big Cat]

The point of the show is more

[Mark Titus]

people need some mix of new characters.

[Big Cat]

I have a new character, by the way, that is going to be on the show today. Who? Big Kev.

[Eddie]

Big Kev? Is he like an intern or he's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you could say that. He's. He's like a New Beginnings guy.

[Eddie]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Mark Titus]

I think I might know who. Big Kevin.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we're gonna get Big Kevin.

[Eddie]

Idea.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Who's Big Kev? Big Kev, is that. I'm trying to think.

[Zach]

She's a big head man.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's Big Kev.

[Mark Titus]

You'll meet.

[Big Cat]

You'll know.

[Eddie]

Are you guys. Wait, who the is Big Cat?

[Big Cat]

Wait, don't worry about it.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just chill out.

[Eddie]

It'll be a surprise.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eddie]

All right. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I love your shirt, by the way, Zach.

[Zach]

Oh, thanks, Big Cat.

[Big Cat]

That's an unbelievable shirt.

[Zach]

I appreciate it.

[Big Cat]

I think I've complimented it before, but let me just say.

[Mark Titus]

What am I looking at?

[Zach]

Yeah, some tempeh Buccaneers gear.

[Big Cat]

Let me just say this. It is better than anything I've ever seen Stephen Che put on his body when it comes to the box. Oh, yeah, not even close.

[Zach]

I think Steven might have the same shirt.

[Mark Titus]

What is that grab? I can't make that out. What about.

[Big Cat]

It's like a parrot. Stand up, sit up.

[Zach]

Yeah, I can get full. I get full body.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, I see it.

[Big Cat]

How prepared with that pirate hat on.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. That's awesome.

[Zach]

It's, you know, pirate themed.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, you have that shirt.

[Steven Che]

I do. Duvid Design sends a bunch of those.

[Big Cat]

You couldn't pull that off.

[Steven Che]

Yeah, that's.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's not. That's exact thing.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, Zach, you're a Knicks fan too, right?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

It is true.

[Big Cat]

Is it? Remember his mellows, his goats.

[Mark Titus]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Mellow is better than LeBron.

[Mark Titus]

You bodied Brandon in that debate.

[Big Cat]

You did.

[Zach]

That was a good day. I got nothing but respect for Brandon.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, but you did body him. But yeah.

[Zach]

Who's here?

[Mark Titus]

You're a good debater, Zach.

[Big Cat]

The best.

[Eddie]

Loki.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, yeah. What is. What is your secret, if you. If you don't mind me asking.

[Zach]

I don't know, Tyce. I've got limited talking.

[Big Cat]

I know the answer to it, but I'd like you to maybe say it because I know it.

[Zach]

I don't. I don't got it. I got limited talking points. I'm not sure sometimes you know, there's always going to be a victor in debate. Sometimes you're the guy, you guys, who wins, sometimes you're not.

[Big Cat]

So that what he just did right there, that's why you. When you get in a debate with Zach, you don't fully realize you're in a debate because he compliments you mid debate to a point that you're like, what's going on here? He's like, well, that's a great point. Like, this is another way people could look at it. He's so cordial about his debating that he just kind of beats you with kindness. And it's very subtle because it's like, that's why when we had the commissioner on LA on Wednesday and. And Zach, like, went into, like, red with rage, I was like, I've never seen that side.

[Mark Titus]

That was crazy.

[Eddie]

That was awesome, dude.

[Big Cat]

That was awesome.

[Mark Titus]

Zach, you're also good at, like, putting the debate bed. And just as like, it's over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, bring it back.

[Mark Titus]

Get that one little last one. Just kind of slip in one little. You know, I'm just trying to keep

[Zach]

up with you guys.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, See?

[Gaz]

Yeah, yeah.

[Big Cat]

He hits you with a compliment, and then. Yeah, maybe we should debate something today.

[Zach]

I'm not to take opposing viewpoints if you are.

[Big Cat]

See, you have to. Like, he's so good at it.

[Zach]

I'm down, by the way.

[Big Cat]

I've. I look like I golf today. Did golf today. Oh, I have fallen in love with golf, you know, with a very particular set of rules.

[Mark Titus]

Okay. Because you. You're. You're not a golf guy.

[Big Cat]

Not a golf. I am now. And I know this has become. Everyone's getting the itch, but I. I would like my rules to be said out loud. My two rules are, one, none of my golf will be for content because I just don't think anyone wants me to watch me play golf. Two, I will never play more than nine holes.

[Eddie]

I love that.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

That's why I've fallen in love with golf.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I play the public course. Nine holes. It takes an hour and 50 minutes. When I'm finished with nine holes, I'm wanting to play more, but I'm done with the nine holes.

[Mark Titus]

But that's where you want to be is right?

[Big Cat]

Every time I play 18, I'm like, this sucked.

[Mark Titus]

We have five holes left.

[Big Cat]

I hated the last hour and a half of this, and I still have to drive home nine holes. That's it. I'll never play. I'll never play 18 again.

[Mark Titus]

That's the way to do It.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's.

[Eddie]

It's too many holes on it.

[Mark Titus]

You should be able to, like, you should be able to a la carte the holes. Yeah, of course. You should be like, today I'm feeling six.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I would, I would. I would love that.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Because I got 11 in me today.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Can I pay for an 11? Yeah, all round.

[Big Cat]

That'd be nice. And you could maybe even pit, like, I'm gonna play. I'm gonna play three, seven.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And. And 12.

[Eddie]

You can, like, pick the holes I

[Big Cat]

want to play also. I should say, too. Have to walk.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, you have to walk.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I own golf cart.

[Eddie]

A workout too.

[Big Cat]

Not nine holes. There's no reason not to walk. It's a nice, like, it comes out to about a three out, three mile walk. Get some sun, get some steps. It actually is worth something. It's not just sitting in a golf cart and, you know, like, getting out and hitting a bad shot and getting back in the golf cart. Like, I have to walk. So this is. These are my rules for the golf hitch. Do what do you agree to these rules?

[Mark Titus]

I agree with the nine holes for sure. The walking's tough. I think if I want to walk, I'll just walk.

[Big Cat]

Like. Like without golf clubs in your. Right.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's fair. Fair.

[Mark Titus]

If I want to go on a walk, I would just do that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, that's completely fair.

[Zach]

I'm saying the golf cart might be an important part of golf.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you. So you're saying gotta golf?

[Zach]

I think it might be an important part of the sport. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay.

[Zach]

It's impressive that you walked in nine, though.

[Big Cat]

It's really not.

[Zach]

I don't know, because that's bag.

[Big Cat]

It's a. No, I had the push cart.

[Eddie]

Oh, that helps a lot.

[Big Cat]

It's like the least.

[Eddie]

That helps a lot with the push cart.

[Zach]

I didn't even think about a cart situation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it was. It was me, Donnie Memes, and Hank, and it was the most low intensity, like. Yeah. No one, no one should ever be impressed by nine holes of walk.

[Mark Titus]

I think I hate walking because I can't find my ball. That's. That's the biggest deterrent for me with walking at a golf course.

[Big Cat]

You gotta play.

[Mark Titus]

You hit the. Over here.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Mark Titus]

And then you're like, I know it's down there. And you get in the car and you can cover more ground trying to find the thing.

[Big Cat]

Okay. So you need to come with us because we're. We're playing at the public course here in Chicago that it's kind of hard to lose balls.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, okay.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. It's like a nice, pretty open course. So that's. That's also part of it. You also have a course. Yeah, I guess I have a lot of rules now that I'm saying them out loud, because I was going to say rule number five would be the course has to be within, like, seven minutes of your house.

[Eddie]

That'd be a tough rule.

[Mark Titus]

Also put very shorter holes with the walls around the holes.

[Big Cat]

Bumpers.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, little bumpers. And bumper golf would be awesome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, you're talking about mini golf. Bumper, but actual bumper golf.

[Mark Titus]

Describing mini golf like a.

[Big Cat]

A par five bumper golf hole where it's like a huge warehouse.

[Mark Titus]

I played a core. I played a par three one time. I forget where it was. Where they. The last hole, you're hitting towards the parking lot. So they put up a massive net because people, like, if you drove or drive the green, it's gonna just smash all these cars. So they put up a massive net. But what happened instead? Instead of having it there just in case people. You know, you hit your nine iron a little too strong.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

What happened instead is people pull out a driver just for fun.

[Big Cat]

Just smash.

[Mark Titus]

Fucking smoke it off the net.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Mark Titus]

And it actually made it. It was like playing arena golf.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Is what it felt like.

[Big Cat]

That might be the wave of the football golf. Yeah, yeah. Playing golf where it's just. You can never go out of bounds. It just bounce right back in.

[Mark Titus]

Mini golf. This is gonna mini golf, but big.

[Big Cat]

Bigger. Yes. And louder if we want to get Saudis involved. Yeah. Wear shorts. But imagine if you got. Imagine if you were playing, like, indoor golf, and you get up there and you just. You can just rip it as hard as you want, because you know if you slice it, it's just gonna bounce off and probably get you another, like, 100ft on your drive.

[Eddie]

That would be awesome.

[Mark Titus]

Pretty sick.

[Big Cat]

That would be sick.

[Zach]

You have to call bank there or. No.

[Big Cat]

No, definitely not.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I think it wouldn't count if it went in. Maybe like, if you went home.

[Zach]

Oh, if you hold. Okay.

[Big Cat]

Then I think I would. Got you a little problem with you, Zach.

[Mark Titus]

If you were bowling with bumpers, would you purposely throw it off the bumper, or are they there just. Just in case one gets a little loose?

[Zach]

I wouldn't just rip it off the bumper, because I don't. I'm not trying to damage anybody's bumpers,

[Big Cat]

but give a little kiss.

[Zach]

Little, you know, check you back towards the middle.

[Big Cat]

Speaking of bumpers, Mince. He's getting Eddie's bumper.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, he's going to pick it up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, officially. And I did a move because I was nervous because I. I don't know if you guys saw. Actually, you know what? We'll wait for Eddie to come down because Eddie's coming down, and we'll get an update on his bumper. So you're. You're saying that when you bowl, you don't want to scuff a bumper, which is there to the whole reason it's there.

[Zach]

I wouldn't rip it into the bumper like, like hard. Like you're throwing the ball because they can, like, drop and, like, you can mess them up. So I'm not trying to, like, leave with bumper damage. And they're like, hey, you got it. You have to pay for this. But I'll like, kind of let it hit on at the end, let it graze. Because if you, like, go. You know, like, you can throw it into it and it'll go like the poop think, you know, like the zigzag all the way. But I think that's bad bowling etiquette.

[Mark Titus]

You get one bump. You can't. You can't bump both.

[Zach]

That's. It's like egregious. Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

You just got to kiss one of them.

[Zach]

Catch one, maybe if you catch it twice. No harm, no foul.

[Big Cat]

But what do you got on. On tap this weekend, Zach?

[Zach]

On tap this weekend?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

What I've. I mean, right now I've only got the croin Gatorade in the saying.

[Eddie]

That's awesome.

[Zach]

What's up? What am I. Oh, yes. I'm gonna be at home trying to fix my PC. Other than that, maybe clean. It's gonna be a boring weekend. Big happen.

[Big Cat]

You're not gonna go out?

[Zach]

No, I'm in the house. We're back in the house.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Eddie]

You gotta go out. You gotta go.

[Zach]

Life's about ebb and float. We need balance. You know what I mean? This is a balanced weekend.

[Eddie]

Okay.

[Stephen Che]

Balance, okay.

[Zach]

We tidy up. We might have to plug in the console because the PC could be cooked. That's about it, really. Just hanging out.

[Big Cat]

Are you moving?

[Zach]

I am. I am moving. In like middle or middle July.

[Big Cat]

Did you find a new place?

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Zach]

Oh, I got an apartment down the street.

[Big Cat]

Love that two bed.

[Zach]

No, we got the one. We got one.

[Big Cat]

But you have a bed. We.

[Zach]

Yeah, we got a full bedroom in this new. Yeah, full bedroom. Full bedroom.

[Mark Titus]

So an upgrade.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So he's in a studio right now, and Zach was looking for a New bedroom or new apartment. And he found a one bedroom. And his plan at one point, which could still be the plan I haven't talked to you about this was keep the studio alive in the. In. In his one bed new one bedroom apartment, put his bed in the living room and make his bedroom his gaming room.

[Eddie]

I love that. That's awesome.

[Mark Titus]

You should have a bonus your apartment as is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Just be a studio still. Even though he's not in a studio

[Zach]

anymore, it's like you kind of get a man cave.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

That gaming room is so sick too. You would. You would like.

[Big Cat]

So instead of. You're passing on the bedroom, you'll. You'll instead take the man cave.

[Zach]

Yes, I think.

[Big Cat]

Are you gonna do this?

[Zach]

I just thought.

[Mark Titus]

What all prob.

[Zach]

There's a good. There's a great chance.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

What does a modern gaming room entail?

[Zach]

I don't know, Titus.

[Mark Titus]

Outside of just like a TV and a chair.

[Zach]

So I've got. I've got like a desk set up, I got a couple monitors there. I was thinking maybe I throw a TV up top and then a TV behind.

[Big Cat]

Why would you need a TV behind?

[Zach]

Because if I'm. If I don't feel like playing the game, then you swim, you swivel the chair, then you just got like a living room set.

[Big Cat]

No, what you need to do is. No, no, I. I know what you're saying, but here's what you got to do. Like because my. I have a room. I'm an office in my house. And the setup is desk, computer, two TVs above the computer, couch behind me. So when you want to make it. When you want to not sit at the desk, you sit on the couch and you have the two TVs.

[Zach]

So you just dropping back.

[Big Cat]

You just drop back.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

You just do. You do a little quick. Like maybe it's probably a five step drop that make.

[Zach]

That makes more sense than. Than flipping around. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Right. I think that's cuz the way you described it, you're just sitting in an office chair where it's like you want to be comfortable.

[Zach]

Yeah. I would still be an office chair.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Stephen Che]

Bush is building something similar to that setup that you're talking about in their room where they have like the desk set up and then they also have a chair with the c. Work.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Couch.

[Big Cat]

That's what you got to do.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Zach]

You know, maybe some fun rugs.

[Big Cat]

Maybe a fun rug.

[Zach]

Who knows?

[Big Cat]

So I think that's the move. So this is happening.

[Zach]

There's a good chance.

[Big Cat]

Eddie, Zach Is moving. He lives in a studio right now. He's moving into a one bedroom. But he's going to keep the concept of the studio alive and use the bedroom as his gaming room. So his kids, his. His bed will still be right next to his oven.

[Gaz]

But I feel like the gaming room means a lot to him.

[Big Cat]

So I don't hate it. It means a lot.

[Zach]

I think I'd spend a lot of time in there.

[Gaz]

Yeah, but what's wrong with just keeping the bed in the gaming room?

[Zach]

Because a bed and desk can't fit in the same room.

[Mark Titus]

What about the living room becoming the gaming room and the bedroom is the bedroom?

[Zach]

No, because then you don't get.

[Big Cat]

That's crazy, dude.

[Eddie]

Fucking idea.

[Big Cat]

That was so fucking cool down over there.

[Zach]

Because, like, the bedroom is a huge. Is a. Is like an excel sized office. And then if you do a bedroom in the living room, that's an excel sized bedroom. So, like, you get the biggest version of an office and the biggest version of a bedroom. If flip.

[Mark Titus]

You just. You've just made the apartment bigger.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, basically.

[Zach]

Oh, like, honestly, you kind of gain. Square foot.

[Mark Titus]

You gain. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Tj, can you pull up like they have like software or something where you can place furniture in a floor plan. Can we. Can we. Can we map this out for you?

[Gaz]

And you're not cooking all that much, right?

[Big Cat]

Ever.

[Zach]

Never cooking.

[Big Cat]

I.

[Zach]

This. I do have a kitchen with like a little bit of counter this time.

[Big Cat]

You should ask some. You should be like, can you just take out the oven?

[Zach]

I. So I looked for like business spaces that were just all square footage. No kitchen and just bathroom. But they're like in like more like industrial districts.

[Big Cat]

You would have gone for that. Yeah.

[Zach]

I mean, yeah, just max.

[Big Cat]

I guess you could have got a mini fridge. Okay. All right. Which room is that? What shape is the.

[Zach]

They're both just square.

[Big Cat]

They're both square. And do you have square footage?

[Eddie]

Oh, oh, is this Big Cav Big cab. He's going to get what up, Big Cav?

[Big Cat]

Wherever you want to sit. Big oh.

[Eddie]

Big Kev.

[Big Cat]

I'm rebranding White Boy Rick. Oh, I don't know why I like that.

[Eddie]

Let's go.

[Steven Che]

Dude.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I don't know how I feel about it yet. I got.

[Mark Titus]

How is. How is Big Kev different than White Boy Rick?

[Big Cat]

Big Kev likes to drink double tequilas. So he's a double tequila. Don't.

[Eddie]

He goes hard.

[Big Cat]

Big Kevin of a big ten team.

[Mark Titus]

Right.

[Big Cat]

He's my guy.

[Gaz]

Big Kev, like, Big Kev's more professional like, yeah, hey, I'm White Boy Rick.

[Eddie]

Yeah, true.

[Big Cat]

No, you're Big Kev.

[Mark Titus]

Big Kev. I gotta say, your mannerisms and everything feel exactly like White Boy. Like, you're this. Yeah. Sort of change doesn't really take it.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Do I need to hold.

[Mark Titus]

I need.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Do I need to create a new Persona around Big Kev?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I think stunner shades or something.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What up? What up, ladies? I'm Big Kev. Like, that works. White Boy Rick is kind of like a. I don't know.

[Eddie]

I. I've kind of like, you're the

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

one who forced the White Boy Rick thing on to me.

[Big Cat]

Well, you tried to say your name was Kevin, and that's just not quite literally my name. No, it's not. It's okay. I will never call you Kevin. Big Boss man.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Whatever you want me to go by you bestow whatever name you want.

[Big Cat]

Kev out. Do you guys like it? Feels good. I just started saying it in the kitchen. I was like, yeah, this kind of works.

[Gaz]

I like that.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I've heard Big Kev a lot growing up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So now we're.

[Mark Titus]

I just want. I. I want Big Kev. I want you to use this opportunity to rebrand yourself and, like, lean into it. That's what I'm worried about.

[Jay]

Right.

[Big Cat]

You do have.

[Mark Titus]

We're all going to call you Big Kev, but you're not going to take the ball and run with it.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I don't really, like. I'm not constant. I don't really have a Persona in the first place. I'm just.

[Big Cat]

You have a. You have a finite time here. It's probably like a week long.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

You can just change everything about everything. Everything

[Mark Titus]

about fashion.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I want to be. No, wait, never mind.

[Mark Titus]

You want to change your voice in some way. You want to. Like.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I could go deeper.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, you wanna.

[Gaz]

I was like, what up?

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

It's Big Cuff.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I like that.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

You're listening to the Barstool Yak with Big Kev.

[Mark Titus]

Get a catchphrase or something.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

You have any ideas there? Let's spitball some catchphrases.

[Mark Titus]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

All right, go. You know what? Go think about it. Go think about it and come back.

[Mark Titus]

Come back later and debut with the catchphrase. The whole Persona.

[Big Cat]

The whole Persona. Come back. Come back at the end of the act.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Just be different than what you currently.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just be cooler.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Is there a problem with my Persona, Mark?

[Big Cat]

Oh, I'm starting to. I'm gonna say yes. Ok. Yeah. Come back as Big Kev. Later at the end of the show.

[Mark Titus]

No, I'm just saying, like, for. For guys like me and Big Cat, the cement is dried on us. We're gone. We're finished Product better or worse. So this is. This is who we are. You have a great opportunity. That doesn't come along very often, people.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

To reinvent myself.

[Mark Titus]

Reinvent yourself.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay. All right. I'll leave as Rick. I'll come back as Big Cat.

[Big Cat]

And we're not saying, like, like, big lifestyle changes. We're saying, like, like, maybe Big Kev has, like, a money clip instead of a credit card. I don't know.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I don't even have a credit card in the first place.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I also don't.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

It's been a big debate around the office.

[Eddie]

I also don't have a credit card.

[Zach]

I got credit card yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right.

[Zach]

I gotta get you guys building credit.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

My credit's not in a good spot.

[Big Cat]

The only way to get it in a good.

[Zach]

You don't have to start borrowing.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Yeah, I made, like, a lot of my student loan payments late, and I never thought that would, like, catch up to me.

[Gaz]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Boy, did it catch up to me.

[Big Cat]

Why don't you just get a credit card and just start. I don't buy.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I don't know if I trust myself with a credit, but.

[Big Cat]

You buy. But do a small. A low limit, pay it off. Let's get some.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I'll talk to my financial advice.

[Gaz]

I'm not going to give you a high limit anyways, right out of the gate.

[Big Cat]

No, they're going to give you. They're going to be like, you can afford 15. Okay, well, you can do.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

I'll talk to my financial advisor. I'll get back to you.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zach]

You can get a secure credit card. So then you'd like, pay up. Pay the money up front, and then they'll give you, like, 400, 500 limit, and then secure. So they already have the money if you don't pay it to pay it back.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's a thing. Wow, Zach.

[Zach]

Yeah, it's like. It's like kind of like a junior credit card. You can start building that way. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's pretty sick.

[Eddie]

Like that.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

All right. All right, we'll see you.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

So I'll come back with a credit card and a big Kev Persona.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Okay. I like it.

[Gaz]

Good luck, bk.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I like that, too. Big K. Big K. I like that a lot.

[Mark Titus]

He just pulled out his phone. He's Googling how to create a new person.

[Big Cat]

He's Googling. Yeah. Like, what would Big Kev like?

[Gaz]

How to be Big Kevin?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Well, you don't got a CC either.

[Eddie]

No, I don't. I don't got a credit card.

[Big Cat]

What's going on with that? Let's give you some credit, dude.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I don't know. I probably should. I just never really have gotten one.

[Big Cat]

How did you. How did you get an apartment?

[Eddie]

I co. My parents co Signed. Yeah, my parents co signed, so it's like, I don't really need one if my parents just keep on co signing my. You know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, true, true, true.

[Eddie]

You know what I'm saying?

[Mark Titus]

You're not wrong.

[Eddie]

So they just can't die.

[Gaz]

How old are you again?

[Eddie]

They're. I'm 25, so.

[Big Cat]

I mean, how old are your parents?

[Eddie]

They're like, probably, oh, about your age.

[Big Cat]

Don't do that.

[Eddie]

Wait, how old are you?

[Big Cat]

I'm 41, dude.

[Eddie]

Oh, no, they're okay. Yeah, yeah, no, no, Cat, I'm sorry. No, they're like.

[Big Cat]

Like, there will be a day where they're like 60.

[Eddie]

I think they're like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, okay.

[Eddie]

They're like 60.

[Big Cat]

You don't know your parents age?

[Eddie]

Nah. And I think my mom has been kind of tuned into this, so she's probably gonna get mad at me. Yeah, that's. But that.

[Big Cat]

But that's fine. You know their birthdays? Oh, no, no, that's. Oh, no.

[Eddie]

I don't know their birthdays.

[Big Cat]

What do you mean? What do you mean?

[Eddie]

I think my mom's is April 18th.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

I think my. I have no clue about my dad.

[Big Cat]

Like, you don't even have absolutely.

[Zach]

No.

[Big Cat]

Do you have a rank?

[Danny Conrad]

I don't even.

[Eddie]

I don't even have the month of.

[Big Cat]

You don't season. Can we get a season?

[Eddie]

Nah, dude. No, no, not at all, dude.

[Gaz]

April 18th was, like six weeks ago.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gaz]

Like, did you text her on that?

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I called her on her, but you're dead.

[Big Cat]

You don't even know the season.

[Mark Titus]

No, it could be today.

[Eddie]

No, it's definitely not today. Hopefully not.

[Big Cat]

What would be your guess? Like, you're. You're just general. Like, I'm not even asking for a month. I'm asking fall or like, winter season.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I think my dad's is in

[Big Cat]

fall.

[Mark Titus]

Fall, fall, fall.

[Big Cat]

Text him right now and ask his birthday.

[Eddie]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah, I can text.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's get his birthday.

[Eddie]

All right, I'll text him.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I hope it's. I hope it's like, yesterday.

[Eddie]

What if he was like, redo is yesterday.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like, what the.

[Eddie]

I'm like, pops. I'm sorry, dude.

[Big Cat]

All right. By the way, Planet Fitness. Planet Fitness. Steven, where's. There's three pages.

[Steven Che]

Yeah, just the way that. That ads formatted in hq.

[Big Cat]

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[Gaz]

Can I say this? I. I'm happy that it turned into a minsy mission. That's funny. That's what. That's what we do. That's what we need. But Danny Conrad is taking away all responsibility.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. As he should.

[Gaz]

No, I asked him to do. It's like, I can't help. I can't do anything. I was like, listen, let Mincy do it. But if push comes to shove, if Mincy fails, I need you as a safety net.

[Big Cat]

No,

[Gaz]

he's got to be.

[Mark Titus]

What do you. What's your biggest fear with this? I. Mincy can fail. There's no question about it. But like, he can fail in a million different ways. So how.

[Gaz]

My biggest.

[Mark Titus]

What's the one that's popping for people

[Big Cat]

who don't know they're going to Cleveland this weekend? And Eddie found a bumper that fits his Cadillac at a junkyard outside of Cleveland. And we're getting. We're making Mincy pick it up.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

My biggest fear.

[Big Cat]

Send you all the rest.

[Danny Conrad]

Eddie asked me, he goes, hey, can you go pick up this bumper in Cleveland? And I said, okay, I'll do it. And he gave me the address. I gotta do it Saturday. He venmoed me for it.

[Big Cat]

I mean, does he expect us to

[Mark Titus]

just fit this in the back seat of the car?

[Danny Conrad]

I have no idea. But I didn't want to say no to him, you know, he asked me for a favor. I'll do it.

[Big Cat]

I mean, it's a good move. By mincing.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What if we can't fit it? Five people in the car.

[Danny Conrad]

He said, It's 70.

[Big Cat]

Do you like what I did, too? I pre thanked Mincy.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just to reiterate that he needs to get this bumper. I texted him with Eddie on it. I said, hey, Mincy, really appreciate you getting this bumper, but that's our.

[Gaz]

That's already a bad start.

[Big Cat]

Why?

[Gaz]

Because that means he already thinks he did a good deed by.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no. It just established that he has to get it because I got involved and I said, thank you so much for getting this ready. He can't come back bumperless.

[Gaz]

But I think him being like, yeah, I'm gonna help him out. Like, I think him saying that has already, like, like, triggered the good deed in his head.

[Big Cat]

He's already like, good deed complete.

[Gaz]

Yes.

[Mark Titus]

That it's just been scratched. Scratch it.

[Gaz]

Now that's what I'm concerned about.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

But my other concerns are I don't want him. It's a junkyard. I've been in communication with the junkyard for, like, months now. I don't want him to piss off the junkyard guy and then him be like, dude, I'm not giving you the bumper. It's hard to find. The bumper's a tough fine. It's a tough match. So that's a concern. There it is. Yeah, that's six feet, the car. I don't know how they're gonna fit that in there.

[Zach]

There's no way they fit it with five bodies in the car.

[Eddie]

That's gonna be so funny to watch.

[Gaz]

Yeah. So you're coming back.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

So, like, I don't want them to bail on the bumper midway through the trip. Be like, get this thing out of here.

[Mark Titus]

All right.

[Zach]

I'm tied to the room.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's them right now. Thirty minutes into our five hour road trip, and Mince has made himself comfortable. The rest of the car strongly encouraged him to nap until we get there. They just don't want to talk anymore.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Big Cat]

Driver turned on Separate Ways by Journey. And Mincy told him absolutely not. Three seconds in the song. I don't like Journey. If I'm gonna go into the gates of hell, a Journey song will be playing along the way. Put anything on, anything else? Wow. I just texted him, Eddie. I updated him. I said, mincy, we really need this bumper today.

[Eddie]

You're really putting the pressure on, dude.

[Gaz]

I don't think they're gonna make it. They left too late.

[Stephen Che]

I think.

[Eddie]

I think he'll, like, kind of get it done right or no.

[Gaz]

I hope so. It's Also, I'm worried about too. I should have given him cash. I venmoed him.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

So, like, what are the odds? He walks up.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

And he's like, oh, I got.

[Big Cat]

I'll accept Danny helping with that if Danny has cash.

[Gaz]

But Danny said no. He declined. Okay, I'm not doing anything.

[Big Cat]

Mincy just replied to me. Dante didn't get to the office till 10:15 to pick us up and we lose an hour to Eastern time. Won't be in Cleveland before place closes at 4. And I said, okay, that's not an excuse. I care about bumper today. Let's see what happens.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Let's put a little heat on him.

[Gaz]

Yeah, why not?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, let's get this bumper. I want to see this bumper today.

[Gaz]

It would be awesome.

[Big Cat]

Right? Because I want you to feel. I don't want you to go to sleep tonight being like, I hope he gets the bumper tomorrow.

[Gaz]

I'm gonna be on edge all Saturday.

[Big Cat]

Right. He can call the place and just be like, stay open until we get there. What time does it close?

[Gaz]

I think it closed at 4.

[Big Cat]

And where. Where is it on the road? Like, is it on the way or is it past Cleveland?

[Gaz]

I think it's east Cleveland, so it's a little past.

[Big Cat]

How. How far past?

[Gaz]

Like, 20 minutes.

[Big Cat]

Oh, that's no problem. They get there for today, they get

[Gaz]

by the time change. That's a problem.

[Big Cat]

Again, not an excuse I care about.

[Gaz]

Yeah, true time changes are not an excuse.

[Mark Titus]

You know, from east Cleveland, I think is Bone Thugs.

[Gaz]

Good point.

[Big Cat]

First of the month. Yeah. Yeah. What is.

[Mark Titus]

Just have a flat with Miny.

[Big Cat]

Was that Monday?

[Gaz]

Yes, sir.

[Danny Conrad]

Wow.

[Mark Titus]

When are you supposed to have the bumper in your hands? When are you scheduled? Right now, if everything goes according to plan.

[Gaz]

So if they're. Are they coming back Sunday? Do we know? Yeah, right. They're doing Cleveland tonight.

[Big Cat]

I would almost tomorrow, I assume.

[Mark Titus]

So it's a Sunday night.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

I'd expect bumper by some. Maybe Monday at the office.

[Mark Titus]

Bumper Monday morning. Okay. Well, no. Well, this will be resolved for the weekend by Mondays.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. It's Friday. Saturday, Sunday, bumper.

[Gaz]

Yes, I need the bumper. I had, like, all our Cleveland guys on it. I like Dom's dad was gonna bring it in two weeks.

[Big Cat]

Mincy's got it. We're good.

[Gaz]

What's your honest. Like, you think he'll get it?

[Big Cat]

He has to. He has to. Eddie, I can't come back without a bumper. Like, he can't. I'll tell him that.

[Gaz]

I know.

[Big Cat]

Do not show up to this office. Bumperless and.

[Gaz]

Well, I don't want to say it.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Gaz]

I don't want people to know where the bump. Where it is?

[Big Cat]

No, don't say where it is because

[Gaz]

then we're gonna get Amtrak, right? We're going to get QR codes.

[Big Cat]

No, you don't want that. You don't want someone to show up and take the bumper that be. That'd be up.

[Gaz]

Be such a disaster.

[Zach]

Your bumpers for ransom.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Eddie, how do you feel about installing that bumper once it makes it to you safely?

[Gaz]

Oh, I'm not.

[Zach]

Look like a big bumper. Okay, never mind. You got guys. Okay.

[Gaz]

I can install bumper.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Let's not get crazy.

[Zach]

I'm just curious.

[Eddie]

I didn't know.

[Zach]

Yeah, I know. You said it was like a. Like a car he's working on, so I wasn't sure.

[Big Cat]

I don't even know how it's. I don't even know how to take a bumper off.

[Stephen Che]

Can I also bring something up that I just got put onto?

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

There's a Bread wars update.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no way.

[Stephen Che]

Marilyn's Place made a Facebook post today.

[Big Cat]

Oh, is Tom coming on? We want to apologize to our neighbors in our community to how the situation escalates. This is all but how the community. How the. How the situation escalated is Mincy and our community for how the situation escalated last weekend. To be clear, our parking situation does not involve Louder Bacon, company Docs, Sandwiches shop and deli and their owners or their employees. Unfortunately, a narrative developed online that created unnecessary negativity local businesses. People who genuinely care about this neighborhood. We try to discourage it and we regret that it happened. We want to be good neighbors and continue building a positive future. Prefer an avenue alongside that. The many great local businesses in the area recognize that we in the Louders have many shared customers and do not want anyone taking side. We encourage everyone to visit Fernav, support local business and continue showing love to all the small businesses helping make this quarter special. Love that this is Mincy's fault. This is all Mincey's fault. 100 mince his fault.

[Stephen Che]

Narrative developed online.

[Big Cat]

He's just a terror.

[Eddie]

It's crazy, dude.

[Big Cat]

I love that this was like became a real thing.

[Gaz]

So is that his buddy's play? That's not the baker.

[Big Cat]

I think that's his buddy's place. Former buddy.

[Gaz]

Oh, he actually.

[Big Cat]

I don't know. I'd be pissed.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

he's. Again, I don't feel bad because he went to Twitter saying the Shreveport Bread wars are going to rock this world. He introduced it. I never had thought about Shreveport, Louisiana, until he said that once he tried

[Mark Titus]

to get us to not care.

[Big Cat]

To not talk about it.

[Mark Titus]

To not talk about.

[Zach]

Right.

[Mark Titus]

After saying, it's going to rock America.

[Big Cat]

Right, Right. And then it rocked us. Rocked the. Out of us.

[Gaz]

And he's not afforded the ability to ever put the toothpaste back in the tube.

[Big Cat]

No, he does not have that. No. You got to be someone who's, like, got worth. I'm just being honest. Like, you gotta. You gotta. So his worth is what. What happened afterwards, Right? Like, he can't be like, hey, guys. No, I don't want to talk about this. There's a lot of people who could say that. Like, hey, I don't want to get this involved. It's like, okay, great. But his. His entire worth is. Is up. And then having the aftermath. And now we're doing the Shreveport mayor for him, which we have, I think, two people committed.

[Eddie]

It's Tom. Is Tom or. No?

[Big Cat]

Tom, I think is not.

[Eddie]

He's still not.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's a piece of.

[Eddie]

That's crazy. I thought he would come on, but

[Big Cat]

if he knew it was good for him, he would commit.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm saying.

[Gaz]

Easy incumbent.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

He thinks he's too big for this show.

[Zach]

Are we gonna uncover corruption?

[Big Cat]

I think so.

[Zach]

Goodness.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I saw there was something about Josh and me and TJ in the Loop that, like, there's potentially some situations where, like, one of the candidates may not live in Shreveport.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Which is not. You can't do.

[Zach]

You could be satellite mayor.

[Big Cat]

I don't think so. This happened to Eric Adams. Remember? Eric Adams, the mayor of New York? Like, everyone's like, he lives in New Jersey. And they were, like, staking out his house in New Jersey. Stephen, what do you got for us today?

[Stephen Che]

And I guess on zoom, if you want to.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay. Oh, Danny, Hey. Hey.

[Danny Conrad]

I'm here with Mince.

[Big Cat]

How's. How are the vibes in the car?

[Danny Conrad]

Bob's the car. Great, man. We got a fab. We got the Fab Five here.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And has. Hey, Ella.

[Danny Conrad]

Hey.

[Big Cat]

What has Minty shared with you? What? I texted him.

[Danny Conrad]

He just did right before I got on this call. He's a little frazzled. Mintz, do you think you can make this happen? Look, I'm not a time traveler. Call them, and I will exhaust every potential resource to try to make this happen. I'm gonna get that. I'm gonna call the business. Dante has said. He's saying we're gonna do it tomorrow. And I said no. Dante. Then you tell Big Cat that.

[Big Cat]

Dante. Bumper today. Listen, as much as I want to do it, we. We can't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Dante. Bumper today. Bumper tomorrow. No. Bumper today. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Call the shop.

[Mark Titus]

Bumper.

[Big Cat]

Bumper tomorrow. I'm sorry. Danny, Danny, Danny, I'm giving you. I'm giving you. I will Venmo you $100 to have this shop stay open for bumper today.

[Danny Conrad]

Okay, a compromise could be. Mincy might have to miss out on one of our activities or the bar for a little and go do this.

[Big Cat]

No, we're not going to the bar.

[Stephen Che]

All right?

[Big Cat]

I didn't want to spoil this because it was a surprise. Oh, no.

[Eddie]

On the field.

[Big Cat]

We're going on the field for batting practice, so we have to be at the stadium at 4, which is why we can't go get the bumper today. You got to get the bumper. You'll be there tomorrow. The batting practice is like. We all know what happens tomorrow. No, no, no, no. I say bring the bumper to batting practice.

[Mark Titus]

They're cutting out right now. Staying timing with the.

[Big Cat]

Here's what you could do. Danny. I got a solution to this. They can't even hear us. All right, Danny, find someone to pick up the bumper and meet you at batting practice. I'm sure you can get an extra ticket to batting practice. Offer someone free batting practice if they come with the bumper. By me, do you mean mints? No. I'm gonna let you do that. Well, no. Yes. Mince. Yeah, yeah, Mince. Mince. Find someone to pick up the bumper and bring it to you in Cleveland.

[Danny Conrad]

Okay, I will. I will send out tweets now and get to work on it. I can't say that my Cleveland roster is very deep, but you can do this.

[Big Cat]

Do not. Hey, listen, do not do an Amtrak situation, though, where someone goes and buys the bumper out from under Eddie, okay? Danny? You can. You can lightly help him.

[Danny Conrad]

Okay?

[Big Cat]

All right. Bumper today. That's a workable solution. All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. You guys got a long car ride. You can figure this out as a group. I'm fine with that, but bumper today. I want to see the bumper at the Indians game. Guardians. Sorry. Thank you.

[Danny Conrad]

What time do they stay open, though?

[Big Cat]

All right,

[Gaz]

give him a call.

[Big Cat]

All right, you got your orders. Bumper today. All right, cut them out, T.J. eddie,

[Zach]

somebody's gonna buy your bumper, bro.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Eddie]

I don't know.

[Big Cat]

This is not send a text right now.

[Gaz]

I think I'm getting bumper jacked.

[Big Cat]

No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

[Zach]

There's gonna be a bumper takeover, Eddie.

[Gaz]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

I'm gonna. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get Danny involved in this. I'm gonna say, danny, you can. You have to make sure that no one buys the bumper out from under.

[Gaz]

The funny part is, is this created so much more inconvenience for them. Like, now they're gonna have that thing jammed in the car for I love

[Zach]

you. Think they're gonna have to go affix to roof or do you think enough space if you drop the third row,

[Gaz]

I think it's gonna have to go, like, it's gonna go diagonal, right?

[Big Cat]

Or.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, yeah.

[Gaz]

It's gonna cross mini's face.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I have to go, like, over shoulder.

[Zach]

Oh, over the top.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, over the top of the seats. And it's like, in the center console of the driver and the passenger.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Front passenger.

[Gaz]

Yes, yes.

[Mark Titus]

Just like, popping through that little gap. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. That's how I envision.

[Eddie]

And it closes at five.

[Gaz]

It closes at four or five or five. Yeah.

[Zach]

Imagine is it a steel bumper

[Gaz]

out of chrome?

[Steven Che]

Okay.

[Zach]

I didn't knew, like, wait, how. How roughly?

[Gaz]

I don't really know, to be honest. It's a 91, so it's got to be.

[Zach]

That sounds. That sounds like a sturdy year. Yeah, they're still building stuff. Kind of.

[Gaz]

Kind of, kind of decent. Yeah. Bumper today.

[Steven Che]

How did you find this bumper, Eddie?

[Gaz]

I've been. I mean, I'm. I'm not kidding. I've been, like, on the hunt for months now, and I found it on Facebook, Marketplace, and he's been the only guy that I've been able to get it. I'm going to put in bay in a couple weeks, and I thought I was gonna have to go and backtrack and go find it all, but if Mincy's going huge, I got the perfect guy.

[Eddie]

If he can get this done too. Like, that Loki be like an awesome play on. On his side.

[Gaz]

It would.

[Eddie]

You know what I'm saying? Like, it would be like, wow.

[Gaz]

I know.

[Eddie]

Kind of good at. At something in a way, you know, It'll be sick.

[Gaz]

I try to get Zoopy. I try to get Dom.

[Big Cat]

We're gonna get you this bumper.

[Gaz]

I. I'm happy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we got you. There's got to be a stoolie who's gonna help again. Free batting practice. True they gotta. They have to have another ticket, right? I hope. All right, I'll text Dante. Steven, you want to do the DraftKings read? Do we have one?

[Steven Che]

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[Big Cat]

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[Big Cat]

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[Jay]

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[Big Cat]

Who are you rooting for?

[Steven Che]

If I'm being honest, whoever is the least healthy. Which right now looks like okc, but I mean, I'm fine with either. I think the Knicks are gonna win in like, five games. Whoever.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Zach]

Stephen, what are your thoughts on the pinky finger?

[Big Cat]

So you're. Wait, you're like. You're, like, playing in the parade?

[Steven Che]

I'm supremely confident.

[Big Cat]

Holy shit.

[Steven Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Have you been confident like this all playoffs?

[Steven Che]

No. Like, I was pretty sure Even if they lost game one, they're gonna wash Cleveland. I knew Atlanta was going to be a tough match, but I expect that to be five or six. But Philly was weird just because Embiid, the whole health thing, I thought that would beat them, but I didn't think it would be as easy as it was. But yeah, I mean, they're just playing. This is the best Knicks team I've ever seen. This is one of the best basketball teams I've ever seen.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Zach]

Five.

[Big Cat]

Damn.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Did you see the update on Mitchell Robinson that Mike Brown said that it didn't happen in a game or practice. And then they were like, so when. And he was like, we're not going to get into. Into details.

[Steven Che]

Oh, they showed. I saw multiple clips of him like going down on the ground and then coming up and like shaking his hand. And then you can see his pinkies like kind of out of place. So I don't know what the.

[Big Cat]

This is a weird thing though, right? Mitchell Robinson did not send his broken pinky in a game or in practice. Mike Brown said. After a follow up question of Brown about how Robinson got actually got hurt, Nick's media relations stepped in to say we're not going to get into specifics. Huh?

[Steven Che]

Yeah. It's weird. It got announced yesterday. He's already had surgery. I mean, if I'm being honest, like, he doesn't really need that.

[Big Cat]

A pinky.

[Steven Che]

Yeah. I mean he doesn't shoot ever. Except free throws and dunks and he missed. I thought he would have been an absolute legend if he just cut it off and that was just.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. Ken Norton. Ken Norton Jr. Ronnie Lot. Ronnie Lot, that's right. Wait, what did. Oh, no. Ken Norton Jr. Was. He was on that team.

[Steven Che]

But yeah, yeah. But I mean, hey, he's a great player and I'm glad that he will be available.

[Big Cat]

Nixon 5. Damn.

[Gaz]

Do you share that sentiment?

[Zach]

My sentiment just Nick's in, you know, they're going to get there.

[Big Cat]

Nixon 5 is like a non competitive series.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

That's about saying Nixon 5.

[Big Cat]

Stephen, he said, doesn't matter who they play.

[Mark Titus]

Doesn't matter who said.

[Big Cat]

He says he thinks they're going to kill him.

[Mark Titus]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

Yeah. Greenie had a thing I saw the other day where.

[Big Cat]

Which Greenie?

[Gaz]

Yes.

[Steven Che]

Oh, Mike Greenberg.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Because we have, you know, of course,

[Steven Che]

you think we're teams that have had this much rest going into the finals. There's been three teams and they've all actually won four to one. So I'm glad this series is going seven Jalen Williams looks a really bad, like, hamstring thing, and he's had that pretty much throughout the whole year. Even ding. Back to the last finals. So if OKC is less healthy, I'd prefer them. But Dylan Harper looks better last night, so it looks like he's okay.

[Big Cat]

AJ Mitchell gonna maybe come back?

[Steven Che]

I would be surprised because it's calf.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Steven Che]

But you never know.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Gaz]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

Yeah, I feel good.

[Big Cat]

Action five is shocking.

[Gaz]

That is.

[Mark Titus]

That's crazy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I. I think the Knicks absolutely, like anyone who's sleeping on the Knicks is a fool at this point, but Nixon 5,

[Steven Che]

I wouldn't be surprised if they even lost game one and then won four in a row.

[Mark Titus]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

The rest is.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

The rest versus rust thing. They didn't come out super sharp against Cleveland.

[Mark Titus]

Backdoor sweep.

[Big Cat]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

We'll see.

[Big Cat]

Well, congrats to the New York.

[Mark Titus]

You make a lot of money if you bet on that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Should we bet Nixon 5?

[Steven Che]

I will be.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Are you going to also bet Nixon six? Are you just going to bet Nixon five?

[Steven Che]

I was probably gonna do five and six, but if, you know, I think

[Big Cat]

you have to go five. Yeah. You got to pick one or the other.

[Steven Che]

I'm also big on Crusoe. Western Conference Finals MVP is 15:1 now I have it. 101 and 35 to 1.

[Big Cat]

Whoa. Yeah.

[Steven Che]

We'll see.

[Mark Titus]

We will see.

[Gaz]

Supremely.

[Steven Che]

Zach, I had a question for you, actually. Are you a baseball fan?

[Zach]

I don't watch too much baseball at the moment, but I'm trying to. I watched a little bit of baseball. Not. I don't. I'm not an expert at baseball, though.

[Steven Che]

Can I interest you in becoming a Cubs fan? Bucks next, Cubs. Pretty good.

[Big Cat]

Make another Che.

[Zach]

Yeah, I'd have to. Listen, Steven.

[Danny Conrad]

I'd have to think it over.

[Zach]

Yeah, I'd have to take a second.

[Big Cat]

Do you have a team in baseball or.

[Zach]

No, I would. I would like. Growing up as a little kid, I was watching the Rays a lot, but.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah, but you just don't. Baseball's not for you.

[Zach]

They just.

[Big Cat]

That's okay.

[Zach]

I like the sport. I like the sport. The pitch clock changed some things, Abs really changed some things.

[Big Cat]

So they're making. So. So you're saying what you're. You're essentially saying is that everything the MLB has done, like, they're making a fan out of Zach.

[Zach]

Yeah, I like both those things. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

I bought those things. Like, it's working and going to the ballpark kind of cool.

[Big Cat]

You went to a Cubs game.

[Zach]

Baseball may be A better sport to watch live.

[Gaz]

We had a good time.

[Big Cat]

We had a great time at the Cubs game.

[Zach]

I had more fun.

[Big Cat]

So chatty.

[Zach]

I'll say it. I had more fun than I thought I was gonna have. It was a great day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. You were asking all types of questions. Yeah.

[Zach]

I'm not afraid to ask, you know. No, I'm not finding out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Steven Che]

I think baseball is the best sport that sees an enhancement when you go live. I think football actually decreases.

[Eddie]

I disagree with that for sure.

[Steven Che]

As opposed to what?

[Big Cat]

Which one?

[Eddie]

I. I hate baseball. I don't really like baseball that much. Yeah. Honest with you. I just think it's, like. It's boring, you know? Like, it's just, like. It's so slow. Like, the pace is so. So, like. I need, like, high pace to, like, kind of like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You know what I'm saying? To.

[Steven Che]

Have you been to a game recently with Stephen?

[Big Cat]

You're also just describing summer.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Steven Che]

I mean, the weather certainly plays a factor in that.

[Big Cat]

Big time.

[Steven Che]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

I feel like hockey's up there.

[Big Cat]

Hockey.

[Eddie]

Hockey's awesome.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

As compared to tv. It doesn't come through Hockey.

[Big Cat]

I would rank sports. Live hockey, one. Basketball. If you're close to. Yeah. Like. Like.

[Eddie]

Like, kind of courtside, you're saying.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like, ish. Like, first 20 rows.

[Mark Titus]

Call it.

[Big Cat]

It just. There's something about being close in basketball where you're like, holy, these guys are incredible. Baseball, football. Last. Big.

[Zach]

Last.

[Eddie]

Last.

[Big Cat]

Football.

[Zach]

How.

[Big Cat]

Dude, football's made for. For tv. It really is.

[Eddie]

Yeah. But, like, the crowd, like, no, I don't get in. And, like, everyone's.

[Big Cat]

Eddie and I went to both Bears playoffs game. Incredible time.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like, atmospheres.

[Big Cat]

It's still just like a. It's a sport that's just so perfect on tv. Just angles.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Replays.

[Gaz]

See everything and it's almost like everything besides the game is awesome.

[Big Cat]

Yes. The tailgate. Did football tailgate? Number one.

[Gaz]

Easy walking out of that stadium after we beat the Packers.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Euphoria floating out of there. Yeah. No, no. Yeah. Everything around it's a football game is the best. Saturdays, like, going to a big college football game. Incredible.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

The actual, like, game. The. The perfect, like, world. You go tailgate a game and then just go watch on your couch.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like, that would be the best way to go. It really would.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Steven Che]

There are people that do that, that just stay in the parking lot the whole time with their TV and will watch.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It really is.

[Steven Che]

Do you guys know anybody like that?

[Big Cat]

One of the guys who met up with Andy Shout out Andy. He invited us to tailgate. Both times. He. I think he went to either a bar, Washington, his tailgate after.

[Gaz]

Yeah, there's definitely guys who just stay in the parking lot.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

I don't got a ticket.

[Mark Titus]

So.

[Jay]

Did you do that with Arsenal to go into London?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. Did you say you. I just caught a little bit of that on, on what? The other day you said you went to the game but didn't go to the game.

[Jay]

I, I. So I went to go welcome the bus, then I went to go watch the game. I couldn't get a ticket, so I welcomed the bus, went to go stream with troops, then were there and I went to the crowd.

[Big Cat]

Is there not like tickets for resale?

[Jay]

They were £4,000.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Big Cat]

You should have told me. You should have given me a little, like, you should give me a little heads up.

[Jay]

Yeah, that's $5,000.

[Big Cat]

I understand that's a big moment.

[Jay]

No, Che was asking.

[Big Cat]

I would love to.

[Gaz]

To.

[Jay]

Che was asking how much. £4,000 was.

[Big Cat]

I just bought a field goal post. I don't know where it's gonna go.

[Jay]

I ain't your problem.

[Big Cat]

I would have rather spent that money on you.

[Jay]

I'm not, I'm not your problem, big cat.

[Big Cat]

No, but still, next time, next time Arsenal is in a spot. Let me just.

[Mark Titus]

Did you know when you were going over, you're like, I'm probably not going to be able. But you're just like, I'll just go. So miracle will fall into my hand.

[Jay]

So about a month. So I, I bought the ticket, the plane ticket itself, I bought it about three months out.

[Gaz]

Oh, wow.

[Jay]

Month.

[Big Cat]

You had a lot of comp.

[Jay]

Yeah. And a month, a month out, you could tell that. All right, it's the palace tickets are just gonna shoot up. It was the Palace. So it was, it was the two games was the palace ticket or the Burnley game that the tickets just shot up. So.

[Big Cat]

By the way, I gotta give you credit, I loved your tweet. If you can go to Zaw's Twitter. Such a, such a. Well, I think you did it on purpose. The person talking about passports and like global entry. There's like some controversy about global entry and getting back into the the country.

[Jay]

Yeah. The CNN reporter.

[Big Cat]

Yes, CNN reporter. Going down. The lines are so long when you're trying to come back in the country. It's fucking bullshit. Blah, blah, blah. And Zach, quote tweeted it and he said, hold on, I've been, I've been on one lately. I know it's. I love it. Good for you, dude.

[Jay]

You should serve people. Oh, there we go.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, here we go.

[Jay]

Right there.

[Big Cat]

So this Carissa Ward reports U. S. Passport holders heading to Europe face long delays. Zah said it's the exact same thing that happens here to non American passport holders. I was in line for roughly two hours at o' hare when I got back from winning the league. Good for you, Zah.

[Gaz]

Hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

I love that.

[Jay]

Big game tomorrow, though.

[Mark Titus]

I gotta run to London real quick to win the league.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right back. I'll be right back, babe. Going out. You need some milk or anything? I mean, I gotta go get. I gotta go get the. The cup.

[Jay]

I might need to go back to Budapest because we play there tomorrow.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. So how are you feeling about. Is this as important as winning the epl? It's more.

[Jay]

I. I tell you what, Big cat in my. In my. So I've been following arsenal for about 32. I started following, like, 95. This is the. I. I don't use these words lightly. This is the biggest game of my life.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Jay]

We went there. We. We were in the final in 2006. Lost that because of the red card. And I never thought we're going to be back 20, 20 years later we're back, and I think we have a better. I don't know if I was young. If was. If it was because I was younger, then I think this team is better built to win the tournament as opposed to the 2006 one. So I feel great. I feel confident, which is scary.

[Big Cat]

So where are you going to watch tomorrow? What's the plan?

[Jay]

So I'm actually headed to Boston to go see some family for the weekend. I'm going to watch it with my college roommate who lives. Who lives in Boston.

[Big Cat]

He's. He's an Arsenal fan.

[Jay]

Yes, sir, love. Big time, Big time Arsenal fan. So I forgot what bar it's gonna be, but somewhere out there in Boston, you might see me on the streets acting a fool after we win.

[Mark Titus]

Hell yeah.

[Gaz]

Let's go. Are you supremely confident like Stephen Che?

[Jay]

Yeah, delusionally, Which. Which is scary because it is the Champions League final and the team that we're playing is very good. But for some reason, I am still, like, on cloud nine delusional. I. I don't see a world that we lose.

[Mark Titus]

Look at these guys in the booth. It must be something about the booty. Are you confident about it?

[Gaz]

Confident behind it?

[Stephen Che]

I got nothing.

[Big Cat]

Tj, wait, can you pull up the NBA final schedule? And I had a question for you. We had a debate On PMT today. Yeah, the. The US Manager for the US Men's national team. Yeah. What the. Dude, Like, I understand. Like, he wasn't. He's gonna get another job after the World Cup. Why is he taking meetings before the World Cup?

[Jay]

That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I saw. I saw the report. A.C. milan, I believe, is. Is who he was. Who he was talking to.

[Big Cat]

All right, so I'm not cr. Like, I. I'm not crazy because. Because pft. He knows soccer better than me, or at least you know, the US Men's national team. He's like, this happens every time. I was like, it's fine that it's happening. Just don't say you're meeting with someone right before the World Cup.

[Jay]

If I were you. If I would. If I were. If I were, you know, a US Which I am. I'm going to be rooting for them. I would be very upset.

[Big Cat]

Okay. All right, so I'm. I'm. This guy was supposed to be, like,

[Jay]

the savior y Cup that you're hosting. It's like, bro, focus on maybe getting out the groups instead of negotiating your next job.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just pretend you love us for, like, six more weeks.

[Jay]

You paid him a lot of money, too, so it's. I don't know what he's doing.

[Big Cat]

Hank was shocked when he found out the guy wasn't even American. All right, so Saturday, June 13, what are we thinking? Parade Tuesday. Would that be right? Or Monday, Canyon of Heroes?

[Steven Che]

Yeah, probably Tuesday.

[Stephen Che]

Maybe Wednesday or Wednesday. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, so Tuesday. Che, I think you got to book your flight.

[Eddie]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

I think you got to book your flight, Shay. I think you got to do what? Zodia, you got to book your flight. Look at Zach right now. Look at that.

[Zach]

Be talking about the parade.

[Big Cat]

You got to get a flight for. I think just Tuesday morning and then stay till Wednesday night, just in case it's Wednesday. But it's gonna be one of those two days, right?

[Steven Che]

You'd think so.

[Big Cat]

I. Yeah, I think we got to get a flight.

[Stephen Che]

I want to do that soon. I'm pretty sure that Tuesday the 16th is the day that there's also Senegal, France at MetLife in the world Cup.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yes. You gotta get this fight.

[Stephen Che]

The apocalypse of Northeast travel.

[Big Cat]

You gotta get this flight shake.

[Stephen Che]

There was an NBA Finals game on or a parade on the day of a World cup game.

[Big Cat]

You could always cancel the flight. You won't have to, but you could.

[Stephen Che]

Worst case, you're there for game six, I guess. Worst case, they lost at the Finals

[Big Cat]

already, But, yeah, no, that would be

[Stephen Che]

worse

[Big Cat]

case they got over.

[Mark Titus]

That's the worst case.

[Big Cat]

Jay, call your shot.

[Steven Che]

So what am I doing? I'm booking a flight to attend a parade.

[Mark Titus]

I think it worked for Zah. I mean, three months out.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, look at him. Look at the cup.

[Jay]

I would be doing a trophy lift every day until the next season.

[Big Cat]

This is kind of how, by the way. This is how, like, we started doing the super bowl barstool sports, like, yearly was. Dave booked our San Francisco house in the 2015 season, and he forgot to account for the air in Denver. And then we had the house, and he was like. And we just went. He would. That would remember that. That was before churning.

[Gaz]

What did he do?

[Big Cat]

He booked. So he. We went. The very first super bowl that Barcelo ever did was just me, Gaz, Hank, Dave, and Dante. Actually, 2014, that was Scottsdale. And then. So we did a little bit. We did the rundown. We did a little bit of content, but we had no plans of, like. Like, Dave was doing it because the Patriots were there. The next year, he booked a San Francisco Airbnb. Very expensive. Because he was like, oh, the Patriots would be there again. And then when they. He didn't account for the air in Denver. The Broncos beat him. The. He couldn't cancel. And then we're like, well, we might as well just go out and make content. And then we started doing content.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I mean, yeah. So you could just be. You know, there's silver linings. He's booking it.

[Mark Titus]

Just go to New York every June.

[Gaz]

This be the NBA Finals guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I love this.

[Steven Che]

I can't book it. We have. Technically, we have the Something taping that day.

[Big Cat]

The dozen.

[Steven Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Steven Che]

But I'm looking at it. No, it's.

[Eddie]

It's.

[Gaz]

You guys.

[Steven Che]

We bounce by Tuesday, depending on who the opponent is. The Knicks 4 1.

[Big Cat]

All right, so I'll settle for this. Che, if you don't want to book the fight, text Jeff D. Lowe right now and be like, hey, just so you know, don't schedule the dozen.

[Steven Che]

I already have.

[Big Cat]

What? Oh, no. Be like, don't schedule any of my dozen matches Tuesday or Wednesday. I'll probably be at a parade.

[Steven Che]

I texted him that when the final schedule came out.

[Big Cat]

You said the parade.

[Steven Che]

I said, if you can avoid my team in the nightcap, there is a game then.

[Big Cat]

But that won't be.

[Mark Titus]

There won't be.

[Big Cat]

There will not be a game that night.

[Mark Titus]

There's not a game that night.

[Big Cat]

That's game six.

[Steven Che]

True.

[Big Cat]

I Love this.

[Stephen Che]

Zoomed in to the dozen from the Parade of Being.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God, I love this so much, Jay. I almost, like, want to be like, hey, if there's a game six chase, not allowed to watch, The series ends in five no matter what. For Che, I'm just kidding. But that would be funny. Like, he's not allowed.

[Steven Che]

I said it'll be five or six. It'll probably be five.

[Big Cat]

Okay, so then can I make. Can we make a deal that if it's seven, you're not allowed to watch? There's no world, no seven. No way.

[Danny Conrad]

I know.

[Big Cat]

I know. I'm just with you. Oh, man. I love the confidence. I'm, like. It's giving me some excitement for the NBA Finals to just have a chance to kind of stick. Like, if he's right, I will give you all the flowers because it's a hell of a call. But if you're wrong. Oh, boy.

[Steven Che]

Yeah, we'll see. This year, though, it. I don't want to say this series has been kind of a bummer, but the first two games are awesome, and then every game in the Western Conference finals has been an uncompetitive fourth quarter or even second half. So I'm excited to watch the game tomorrow. But, yeah, I'm excited for a hopefully good series.

[Big Cat]

I will say for this series, because I agree with you. Like, it's. We were talking about it on PMT as well. Like, I was calling this series toxic because it hasn't. The games have not been close, but the discourse has been, like, ramped up. I will give credit to the spurs and the Thunder. It feels like they have microwaved true animosity for each other. Like, they really hate each other. And it happened like that. It's rare to usually need it. Like, a couple series, a little bit of a backstory to get the true hate. They fucking hate each other so fast.

[Steven Che]

Yeah. The hard fouls with.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[Steven Che]

Mason Plumlee at the center of it

[Mark Titus]

is two guys that are skinny freaks. That.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

That the other guy exists, basically. Like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Just like I. I thought I was gonna be the only skinny, skinny free.

[Zach]

I'm the anomaly.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Steven Che]

There was a really fun possession last night where SGA got it and Wemby had him.

[Big Cat]

Yes, I saw that.

[Steven Che]

Pulled it out, and then the whole crowd, like, starts getting into it. I want to see more of that.

[Big Cat]

I agree. And more of the tits.

[Mark Titus]

More tits, man.

[Big Cat]

Did you see PFT and Memes Put Max's butt crack in the tits.

[Gaz]

Oh, no.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it looks just like tits.

[Gaz]

Butt cracks tend to do that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, look at that. Those are some nice tits. That's Max's.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Mark Titus]

That's my.

[Big Cat]

That's my brother.

[Gaz]

I thought he was saying that's like his brother's burner. I had no idea what he was talking about.

[Mark Titus]

No, that's my brother.

[Gaz]

That's my clubhouse.

[Big Cat]

Tweeted the. The clip of the. The all time clip of. If you can find a TJ of the. And you're just tweeting, take a picture of my's always out. There's nothing you can do about it.

[Mark Titus]

High ass crack, huge come up for the San Antonio women, by the way.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Chuck was wrong, everyone.

[Mark Titus]

You hear San Antonio women. Just think of Charles Barkley clip from however many years ago now that has endured forever until now. He really. Did you set the tits? Change the narrative?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he really did set a decades long narrative.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

On San Antonio women being fat and eating churros. Yeah, that's like all anybody you asked. Yeah, like, hey, what do you think about the women, Santario? Oh, you mean the. The fat chicks with churos in their mouth. One guy told me that he basically started a rumor for the entire world.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah,

[Gaz]

he controlled the narrative for a long time.

[Big Cat]

I was so pissed off that like

[Stephen Che]

our own accounts were tweeting that last night.

[Big Cat]

Like, I went through so much in that room. Wait, wait, wait. What? What? That's why you were there for my. Man. You see his jersey? I got a. Big Dom got him the 99 meatballs jersey. It's so nice. Yeah, it's like an official Eagles jersey too. Like fits made by Big Dom. Go go for it until he puts it on in the back. 99 meatballs. Like, can't you just see like a guy wearing a 99 Meatballs jersey and just like someone takes a picture of him like puking on himself. That's been like, this dude rocks. You gotta be. That's gotta be your big game jersey now.

[Eddie]

You can't get cracked.

[Big Cat]

No, no, it looks great. Yeah, you're so good. Go, go talk to the mic. Go talk to the mic. If I was shooting up on game day, this is what it would look like. Go back in the booth.

[Steven Che]

He looks like he's going to like super bowl media day.

[Big Cat]

I know. Looks so official. He looks like the long snapper. No one asked a question too.

[Zach]

If a rookie comes in and wants to wear 99, do they got to go through Max?

[Big Cat]

Dude, absolutely.

[Zach]

There's gonna be like negotiation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, they got to pay him like a, you know, a couple grand. Cut him off.

[Stephen Che]

He's gotta be praying that no guys on the Eagles have a bad game next season because this tweet. This picture is going to be tweeted. Any white guy on the Eagles.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, we got Cooper Dean at home. Yeah, Cooper Dean gets burned. That's definitely getting tweeted, by the way. Dante has updated. He said this is light work.

[Gaz]

Really?

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he said.

[Eddie]

Are they going now?

[Gaz]

I think they're getting a guy to meet them at.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, Dante said some people are frazzled, but this is light work for some people, so they're good.

[Danny Conrad]

Well, y' all go to the Guardians thing, and me and Danny Conrad will go get this bumper. I mean, I don't care. Like, we can compromise. Do you? The one who made the deal with the Guardians, we're not going to take you away from it, but the boss man has made it abundantly clear.

[Big Cat]

But, Eddie, does this make you feel a little happy that you, like, your bumper has reached now, like, threat level midnight. All hands on deck for Eddie's bumper. It's nice. Poor Ella, you know, it's America. Why did she agree to this trip?

[Gaz]

She was not happy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no.

[Zach]

I don't know.

[Gaz]

I think she was just not. Kicko's like, dude, what's with this bumper?

[Eddie]

Katie's pissed. Like, God, see the video of them

[Big Cat]

coming back with the bumper just, like, across the middle of the car.

[Eddie]

Like, here you go, Eddie. God damn, dude.

[Big Cat]

The bumper's just.

[Gaz]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

we gotta get you this bumper.

[Gaz]

I need it.

[Big Cat]

This is like a Saving Private Ryan situation.

[Gaz]

True.

[Big Cat]

We gotta bring the bumper. Has to make it back.

[Gaz]

It has to.

[Big Cat]

We can't have, you know, a soldier coming to your front door and being like, we lost the bumper.

[Gaz]

No. Like, if there's no space in the car, then you put Mincy on the Amtrak and to keep the bump.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he carries the ball. Yeah.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Are you sure it's the right bumper? Is any part of interested, like, you're going, oh, no. Like a year off?

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, Eddie.

[Mark Titus]

I'm like, you have it.

[Gaz]

You know, I'm fairly confident it's the right bumper, but there is a green one as well that I don't want to make sure they don't get the green one.

[Mark Titus]

Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, they gotta get the.

[Mark Titus]

They go to these lanes.

[Eddie]

They gotta be like, oh, yeah. This is Big K. Big Kev.

[Big Cat]

What up, brother?

[Mark Titus]

What up, Big Kev?

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, dude, this is gonna get laid tonight, bro. This is gonna get lame.

[Big Cat]

Oh, what up, Big Kev, look at that dude. Yeah, what a spread.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

God damn. So what are you getting into this weekend, Big Cat?

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

We having a Mark Titus weekend.

[Big Cat]

Oh.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

We're gonna sit down and watch other people play basketball.

[Big Cat]

Oh, now, hold on a second. Hold on a second. Time out. Can I time out on Big Kev?

[Eddie]

K coming in hot.

[Big Cat]

Big Kevin sounded a lot like Cody right now. Who? Is Big Kev giving any lines?

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Big Kev pre wrote some lines.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Cody was not consulted.

[Danny Conrad]

No.

[Big Cat]

Okay, okay.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Wants, man. What do you got in your lone wolf?

[Big Cat]

What do you got in your cup, Big Cat?

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

What are you, a cop?

[Eddie]

He's poured up type.

[Stephen Che]

Hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

Hell, yeah. Oh,

[Eddie]

hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

You got a little lean belly. I can see

[Gaz]

hurtful.

[Mark Titus]

Two pairs of.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Got a little burger belly type.

[Eddie]

Hell yeah.

[Steven Che]

You mean.

[Big Cat]

All right, cool. Thank you, Big Kev.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

All right, peace.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I like him. I like Big Cat.

[Eddie]

I want to hang out with Big K tonight. I really want to hang out with Big K tonight.

[Big Cat]

Big Kev might get a raise.

[Mark Titus]

Tj. What is it? Oh, he's just going right there.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Wait, let's see.

[Big Cat]

Is he gonna break? Is he gonna break character? Is he gonna go back to White Boy Rick? Let's see the cave. Oh, no. Wait, wait. Oh, No, no.

[Eddie]

It's ruined.

[Big Cat]

He went right to his Twitter, right to the comment section. White Boy Rick, what a pussy.

[Eddie]

Oh, he's checking the clip right now. He's like, like. He's like, I killed that chat.

[Big Cat]

That ain't Big. That ain't Big Kev. That's White Boy Rick. Oh, no. Big Kev wouldn't give a what the people say.

[Eddie]

Oh, no.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man. Big Kev.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, Big Kev having his sunglasses on made me think that on mostly sports today. I got something for you.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Big Cav.

[Big Cat]

Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. Big Kev getting it.

[Mark Titus]

There you go. Big Kev.

[Big Cat]

What if Big Kev just started coming? It's one thing about Big Kev. You can only last 10 seconds. The statue of Liberty comes around, comes on command.

[Mark Titus]

I got something that's up your alley. A buddy turned me on to oakleyforums.com it is a forum of dudes. It's still active. They have multiple threads about multiple topics. But the one that I. I was put onto was dudes posting pictures of themselves in their Oakleys. They're posted selfies, and it's like an old school forum.

[Big Cat]

Like, yes. Oh, my God. It's set up exactly how I'd want it to be.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. Yeah. And we. Oh, I brought this to Mostly today. And we were scrolling through and then we were like investigating. They have other threads. One of them was like what are we eating today? And everyone's taking pictures of their dinner.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is awesome.

[Mark Titus]

And it's all just dudes that are wearing Oakley's.

[Big Cat]

Holy.

[Eddie]

How'd you find that?

[Big Cat]

These guys are.

[Mark Titus]

One of my friends sent it to me, a buddy. I have a buddy that's into weird shit like this.

[Big Cat]

I love that. It's old school too.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We need to bring back these type of form.

[Mark Titus]

I don't know how much they interact with each other.

[Big Cat]

It's just like oh wait, Brad Dub. Go back to Brad. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Brad.

[Mark Titus]

Low bridge.

[Big Cat]

Wait, what do you say? Relevant. A revin elite emerald.

[Stephen Che]

That's the lens color.

[Big Cat]

Can we just see what else Brad dub's talking about?

[Eddie]

Can we?

[Mark Titus]

I should work at Oakley as his bio. It's incredible. Gotta get an account.

[Stephen Che]

Make an account.

[Big Cat]

Oh, whoa. Resident alien.

[Eddie]

Yo.

[Big Cat]

That guy is that guy. I don't want to be involved with that guy.

[Stephen Che]

There's literally like tens of thousands of posts like pages of this from like decades. We're on page 27,700.

[Big Cat]

Hell yes.

[Mark Titus]

These guys are awesome. And yeah, and they're not doing it. They're not doing it for likes or followers or anything. They're just love of the game, man.

[Stephen Che]

What's on your plate?

[Mark Titus]

This one cracked us. This. We found this.

[Stephen Che]

You got to get in here and post burger pics.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. If you added up this entire. How many pages was the forum for guys wearing?

[Stephen Che]

28 000. 27, 000.

[Big Cat]

If you added up all the Miss Child support in that forum. How many millions small country GDP.

[Stephen Che]

270000 posts are you wearing today?

[Eddie]

270, 000.

[Big Cat]

And what's the oldest post? How long 2011. Oh my God.

[Stephen Che]

Going on first guy just said. Yeah, my canvas fuels on.

[Big Cat]

Oh, dude, we need a picture. What are we doing?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, find the. So these are the glasses. Try to find the.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, go to the page one.

[Mark Titus]

The first guy to show his face

[Stephen Che]

wearing this is 2011.

[Big Cat]

Oh, this is page. Oh, okay. Okay.

[Mark Titus]

So what was the.

[Stephen Che]

Who was like yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, there it is. That's the guy. Oakley Ron.

[Stephen Che]

Reply to a guy that said this.

[Eddie]

You guys need a cooler Oakley Ron. You guys need him on.

[Gaz]

He changed the game barriers, dude.

[Stephen Che]

Lifetime member.

[Big Cat]

If you want to see my pretty face so bad, here you go.

[Eddie]

Oakley Ron.

[Big Cat]

Dude, who. Who followed Oakley Ron.

[Eddie]

That's what I'm talking About guys I

[Big Cat]

want to see next.

[Stephen Che]

One thing looks like it's another thing to see a pic of them. It's also something entirely different to see them actually on Facebook, make or break someone's decision to purchase them.

[Mark Titus]

Hope it catches on all right. And little did he know who followed.

[Big Cat]

I love this too, because these guys are.

[Mark Titus]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Stephen Che]

These guys are all 60.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What does it. What does his shirt say? I'm probably lying.

[Mark Titus]

Probably lied hard.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell yeah. I like this, too, because it's like a group of. Of dudes that take themselves as the most masculine and they accidentally do, like, the gayest thing. Sharing pictures with each other online. Nah, dude, we're just boys sharing each other's pictures. We need some face sex in here. Oh, look at that.

[Mark Titus]

Told me I look good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, you have Rate my Oakleys. Smash or pass.

[Mark Titus]

Isn't this incredible? You just.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I love it. These guys rock. They figured life out. Oh, whoa. Julian Wilson, dispatch with slate Idiom lenses today. Badness. Oh, and the perfect facial hair. That. Is that those?

[Eddie]

Yeah, it's far.

[Big Cat]

I think he gets the free Oakleys when he walks in with that facial hair. They're like, sir, you need. Oh, look at the hat

[Zach]

lead.

[Big Cat]

These guys the best.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, that's the same guy.

[Big Cat]

Oh, he got rid of the facial hair. Wow, these guys are tight.

[Mark Titus]

I thought you might like this.

[Big Cat]

I love it.

[Stephen Che]

Amazing.

[Zach]

Great frames in this forum.

[Big Cat]

Unbo. Oh, yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Fifteen years.

[Mark Titus]

Zach, you setting up an account?

[Zach]

Yeah, my login.

[Big Cat]

Who would be the funniest guy there one time. Who would be the funniest guy? If we were scrolling, we're like, wait, we know this.

[Eddie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Stephen Che]

White Dave is probably on there.

[Big Cat]

Oh, white probably. Yeah. I'd love to see, like. Or, like, quigs.

[Eddie]

Like, what is random, dude,

[Big Cat]

that, like, it's very.

[Stephen Che]

This is from an hour ago.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, so it's like.

[Stephen Che]

It's extremely.

[Eddie]

Yeah, dude.

[Stephen Che]

It's like.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, people just pop on their Oakleys and then. And then hit submit on a pick.

[Mark Titus]

It's more active than threads. Yeah, I think this is a better.

[Stephen Che]

These are all within the last hour.

[Eddie]

Dude, we. I think we all.

[Big Cat]

I want to talk to one of these guys.

[Eddie]

I think we all have to join it and then just.

[Big Cat]

How do we get in touch with one of these guys?

[Stephen Che]

I. I guess Oakley Ron, though, like,

[Big Cat]

just any of the. If you've submitted one of these, I want to talk to you and be like, what's up with this?

[Stephen Che]

If you're an active user on.

[Big Cat]

Have you Ever done a meetup? Like, I got a lot of questions.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I've only scratched the surface on this. My buddy sent me this, and I scrolled through this thread. I. I haven't even begun. I mean, there's so many other threads about other things and. Oh, yeah, these are.

[Stephen Che]

These are all like, you. You click into this and then you get all the threads. So you. If you want to talk. Sunglasses to see discussions. This is where all the sunglass discussions are happening.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Stephen Che]

The interesting one that I think that there's probably, like, a lot is in off topic.

[Mark Titus]

Go to office.

[Stephen Che]

Going off off topic. There's dudes posting dog pics. There's dudes posted.

[Big Cat]

What really grinds your gears?

[Stephen Che]

Like, there's unlimited.

[Big Cat]

No, no, hit that. I want to see what really grinds your gear.

[Eddie]

I love how there's a section off topic, too.

[Big Cat]

I need to vent. You may, too. My current frustrations. Ebay sellers with Buy it Now or Best Offer. All right, this might get like. Wait, what is. What is this at work? What is that word?

[Mark Titus]

What?

[Big Cat]

Oh, f words.

[Stephen Che]

It could be. I don't know how deep you want to get live.

[Big Cat]

I do. It could be anything. Oh, I want to get deep live.

[Stephen Che]

There's a lot of.

[Big Cat]

I want to get deep six asterisks.

[Stephen Che]

And then an S is like.

[Big Cat]

That could be anything. Yeah, that's. That's. That's. That's the word.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, that's. What started this thread, by the way, was this guy.

[Stephen Che]

I got him.

[Eddie]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, read it. All right, hold on. We have a tool who honestly is going to be fired soon. Just so. Just looking for an excuse. Well, he thought it'd be funny to chuck my M frames across the shop today because I took them off for a moment and set them down to wipe my face. They're no worse for wear since someone caught them, but. O boy, was he about to get a tongue lashing before someone quickly took him away from me. He hasn't been with the company very long, so he doesn't know, unlike everyone else, how I am with my glasses, which is besides the point. I told. I'm told he said something like, what? They're just safety glasses. Have fun in the employment line, you little. Four.

[Mark Titus]

You little.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, right. All right, let's scroll down. I want to see some more grind.

[Danny Conrad]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Do a recent one. Yeah. What's the most recent?

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Tuesday. Wednesday.

[Big Cat]

Not answering. I've called people and got no answer. I've left voicemail. Got no answer. Unless you're dense and pattern behavior Is quite obvious. Vast majority of people we interact with day to day don't answer. All right, that sounds like people don't like you.

[Zach]

People don't.

[Big Cat]

They're probably intimidated by your Oakley's if we're being honest. Wait. People who never met my mom offered their condolences. Someone I knew through work for a decade he and I went to every year he came to our Halloween party for years we talked daily. And despite knowing my mom was severely ill and likely to pass, he just stopped communicating. Knew my mom passed because the funeral was communicated. Everyone he knew, others I associated with took off from work and came to the church. Not him. Oh yeah, that is shitty. Okay, I agree with you. That's a up thing for your co worker not to even say, hey, sorry about your mom. All right. Go back. When people sell stuff, then delete the price. Leave your prices visible, folks.

[Gaz]

I agree.

[Big Cat]

Look at that. Yeah, that's a sick suey with the guns. Two Glocks.

[Stephen Che]

Love family.

[Big Cat]

Oh, look at the Oakley.

[Stephen Che]

They got the gifts.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Love family.

[Mark Titus]

This is unbelievable.

[Big Cat]

Fake people. Those who don't ghost this guy. This guy specifically is having a problem with no one wanting to talk to him.

[Mark Titus]

I'll try to keep this short. He said in his first of six

[Big Cat]

pair and follow ups. I need some more grind. Fire alarm testing. Especially the 15 minute battery test. Okay. Switching bait sellers. Looks like a lot of these guys are having trouble with ebay.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

What was that? I feel obligated to tell to warn my followers, Oakley collectors and friends about something that happened to me recently. I met a guy through Facebook. After seeing many greetings, great pictures and rare price, we end up making a deal for an original factory Ruby penny with box. Oh, he got scammed.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, that'll happen.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. This feels like a whole group of guys that can get scammed a lot because they probably don't even see the prices because they never take off their Oakleys.

[Mark Titus]

Why? That was just a noose.

[Stephen Che]

The picture of a news.

[Mark Titus]

Just a picture of a news.

[Big Cat]

Go back. I want more. Grind the gears.

[Stephen Che]

Sick jet though.

[Big Cat]

This is. This could be a week long.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

This might be an infinite. I feel the portal because more.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Oh did. As we look at them.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

I feel bad. Nick and KB are here.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, no, we'll have to bring it back up on Monday. We just got to send it to KB and he'll come back with the best stuff. Like you know, he'll. He'll KB clear your. Your schedule. You gotta. You gotta dig deep in here when noi might be in here. Should be in here. Oh, dude, when noi would have a field day in here.

[Gaz]

Oh, Mike Hunt.

[Big Cat]

Mike Hunt.

[Mark Titus]

That's.

[Big Cat]

Wait, this guy Medusa is just posting a lot about the grinding gears. I've seen his name post a lot. These guys keep getting scared. It's crazy how many ebay, flash floods, power outages, almost non existent Internet connection. Just enough to complain about it. Can't post a single photo right now.

[Stephen Che]

He's got his Oakleys in his hand.

[Big Cat]

Dude, his base is flooded. He's like. The real problem is no one can see my Oakley.

[Zach]

Guys can't even see these shades.

[Big Cat]

Snow sucks.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, man, that's Mark Titus.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need that?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, send me that meme.

[Big Cat]

Tj, repurpose it.

[Gaz]

Whoa, Stallone.

[Mark Titus]

This grinds my gears.

[Big Cat]

Broccoli. This is incredible. This is old school Internet. This is just not. Yeah, it's what the Internet used to be. And it used to be so fun. And there's just. It's just a bunch of dudes. There's no sarcasm, there's no irony poisoning.

[Mark Titus]

This is extremely active too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, this is.

[Mark Titus]

This is all going on right now. If you're longing for old Internet, we gotta. The Oakley forums.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, like I would imagine most of these guys, they don't even know like Twitter, Instagram, Reddit exists.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. Don't need it. You sign up the Internet forum and.

[Gaz]

Yeah, yeah, there's no Ray Ban fans coming in peace.

[Big Cat]

No, no, this is the Internet to these guys is. Is pornhub and the Oakley. That's it.

[Zach]

I would believe that most of these posts are from desktop too. A lot of these guys don't have apps cooking at home.

[Big Cat]

All right, go back to general discussion. Go back to the off topic.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. What other topics we got?

[Big Cat]

Okay, what does it look like while

[Steven Che]

you are right now?

[Mark Titus]

Memes. There's one that just wait.

[Big Cat]

Only.

[Eddie]

Only fans After Dark.

[Stephen Che]

That's of. Is Oakley forums.

[Mark Titus]

Do memes.

[Stephen Che]

But maybe the same thing is happening.

[Big Cat]

Wait, do memes.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, see, some of these memes are cooking up.

[Stephen Che]

This is the first meme posted in here.

[Mark Titus]

Y' all. Play.

[Big Cat]

He's got the oak. This is so good. My daughter's like, daddy, can you get me my balloon? No, the. I cannot. Oh, it's down there. Anyways, I hate when doctors ask questions like, are you sexually active? Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanoes that haven't gone off in over 50 years.

[Mark Titus]

What?

[Big Cat]

That guy's got some pet. He's got some pen up rage that he's just taking out on the Okie for him. Her. I'm really into older guys. Me trying to impress her. Would you like a Werther's original? I don't. I don't mean to brag, but my posts are enjoyed by well over two people worldwide.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

What the.

[Big Cat]

Dude, Keep going. These views are so good. These aren't even memes. I bought a porn DVD today, and all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized the TV wasn't on. Oh, no, these are just. These are jokes just written out. Oh, dj, stay on that. Women with makeup. Women without makeup.

[Mark Titus]

Tj, send me that one. Sent me that one. I need that.

[Big Cat]

Wait, I want to take it. Go back to that. I want to take a picture of that one. The Oakley Forum.

[Mark Titus]

How long have you got, by the way?

[Big Cat]

You guys get into this part of it?

[Mark Titus]

No, no, I brought it up at the end of the show and we

[Stephen Che]

looked at the food and dogs one. Yeah, just dudes posting dog pics.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. I was sent this last week by my. My buddy.

[Gaz]

He just stumbled upon it.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, I don't even know how he did. Like, I don't know if he saw it on Reddit or something. And it was just like, this is up your alley. Yeah, he sent me the one where they're posting pictures of themselves every day. And I thought that was all it was. And then a couple days later, I'd like hit the back button.

[Big Cat]

Button.

[Mark Titus]

Then I saw all the other forums

[Zach]

and I'm just now, were those from this Monday?

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, this guy. Yeah, this might be the best. Seems to have just dumped all of his memes from the weekend when you're shadow.

[Mark Titus]

Monday at 6:30am he wakes up and he's just like, these are all the best ones I saw.

[Big Cat]

Can you text KB right now and see if he'll. He'll zoom in real quick? Yeah, we gotta get him on this now.

[Mark Titus]

I do think I was holding it for. For KB and Nick and then it came up today on mostly sports and.

[Big Cat]

No, listen, K. If we get KB on this, Monday will be like, he'll have.

[Mark Titus]

We have to have KB on this.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Women with makeup. Women without. I'm tweeting that meme. Unbelievable.

[Mark Titus]

So good.

[Big Cat]

How many memes are in how many pages?

[Stephen Che]

1500.

[Gaz]

It so awesome. Did you ever.

[Mark Titus]

Are these guys that have their life figured out or whose lives have completely fallen apart? I don't know.

[Big Cat]

I think these are the happiest guys in the world.

[Mark Titus]

Right.

[Big Cat]

Except. Except for when they get scammed on ebay, which seems to happen frequently, but it's easy to.

[Mark Titus]

It's easy to say that these guys are. Are sad and low.

[Big Cat]

No, no, no.

[Mark Titus]

I don't.

[Stephen Che]

I don't know.

[Mark Titus]

That's the case. Like, they're probably.

[Gaz]

I think they're happier online than anyone.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Like, everyone. People go online, they're like, get mad at things. I think they go on, and it's still fun.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Eddie]

Enjoyable experience.

[Big Cat]

And I also think, like, I think their. Their wives or significant others, like, know, like, all right, like, dinner six to seven, and then. And then Bob's gonna go to the desktop in the. In the. In the living room. He's gonna hop on the Oakley forum,

[Eddie]

post a picture of my Oakley.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like, I'm gonna sit, I'm gonna. I'm gonna knit something on the couch next to him. That's our quality time together. Yeah, he's gonna be on the Oakley forum. We're in the same room, and we're just like, you know, this is a great marriage. Like, I think they are happy.

[Mark Titus]

Zach, you gotta get your PC fixed, man.

[Zach]

I gotta get in there. Yeah, dude, I think we all have to get in there.

[Big Cat]

I'll tell you one thing.

[Eddie]

Zach got on the phone.

[Zach]

We gotta pivot from. From Twitter straight to this forum.

[Big Cat]

There is not a place in this country that will celebrate the 4th of July harder than the open.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, that's right. That's going to revisit.

[Big Cat]

Incredible.

[Mark Titus]

We need a reminder. Dude, they're gonna come back after the fourth. We gotta. We gotta check the format.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the memes for Fourth of July.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, they got, like, special shades that they wear on the boat on the 4th.

[Big Cat]

Anybody in Jacksonville? No one helped them.

[Stephen Che]

Replies.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wait, go back to memes. I need to see more memes that I just.

[Stephen Che]

I just went into the After Dark one just to see what it was. It's like, you can't post porn on this website, I guess.

[Big Cat]

Love it.

[Stephen Che]

It's just like, porn memes. It's like memes about porn stars.

[Big Cat]

And me love that.

[Stephen Che]

About tits and memes about. Yeah, it's like, it's 2012. Facebook memes about porn.

[Mark Titus]

This is awesome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, my God.

[Stephen Che]

Star Wars 1. Happy Mother's Day.

[Zach]

And if you're a guy in there lurking, trying to scam these guys, you.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. Don't be weird. No, do not be weird. Let this place. This is. You're basically like, go. You. We're basically time traveling. This is what the Internet used To be. It was just instead of one play, like, instead of Reddit, where everyone just becomes a cynical, like, piece of and just bitches about the things they love. There used to be forums that were separated by niche, and people would just go on them and just love the thing and stay pure.

[Zach]

It's good to know that that's still alive.

[Eddie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Gaz]

Gives me some hope.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

It's refreshing in a way.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like bring back this Internet.

[Stephen Che]

Mm.

[Big Cat]

This is the Internet that we all signed up for. Somewhere we've lost our way. But Oakley, man, now we got the Oakley bros. Yeah. I feel like, feel the dreams right now. Just coming out of the corn stalks, just being like. You hear about this one, about my old lady?

[Gaz]

Imagine if they all just emerged out of the corner over there right now.

[Big Cat]

All right, how do you like look with that? Oh, no, I don't want to be in this. What the.

[Mark Titus]

Let's give it a try. Lol.

[Big Cat]

Oh. Oh.

[Mark Titus]

Wearing sunglasses.

[Big Cat]

This is Harp.

[Mark Titus]

Oh.

[Big Cat]

Oh, no, kids. No, no.

[Eddie]

These guys are just.

[Big Cat]

Get out of here. This is. You can't do that. Thread.

[Gaz]

Yeah. 13 pages on the thing.

[Big Cat]

You wouldn't click on, like, hey, what. What would it look like if Superman did. Not his cape.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. We're not trying to watch the Clark, Ken. This is crazy.

[Big Cat]

Kim, Is that.

[Stephen Che]

That.

[Big Cat]

Go back to memes.

[Stephen Che]

There's like a Chuck Norris rip thread.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, of course.

[Big Cat]

That was a sad day. Hulk Hogan dying must have been brutal.

[Gaz]

Oakley's are Hogan's. Right? That's what I think about.

[Stephen Che]

I think of Hogan talking vape.

[Mark Titus]

Talking vape.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Was Hulk Hogan dying? Oakley Forums 911.

[Mark Titus]

That's the night.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Oakley guy was a guy.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Stephen Che]

Who's the number one Oakley guy?

[Big Cat]

If you.

[Stephen Che]

If you're thinking Oakley still alive.

[Zach]

Is it Guy Fieri?

[Big Cat]

Was he Oakley's?

[Gaz]

I don't know, but that's the. Like, whenever I see people wearing Oakley's, I call him.

[Mark Titus]

What about Dennis Rodman? Did he wear.

[Steven Che]

I think I have Michael.

[Mark Titus]

No. Michael Jordan.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Oakley's.

[Stephen Che]

I think a T. Pain.

[Mark Titus]

I was thinking of someone on the bowl.

[Zach]

He paints a good pool.

[Gaz]

Cisco.

[Big Cat]

I feel like Samuel Jackson might have rocked some back in the day.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, There you go.

[Gaz]

Yeah, that's it, dude.

[Mark Titus]

Oh,

[Big Cat]

yeah.

[Mark Titus]

He's got to be the Hulk.

[Big Cat]

Hulk's the guy.

[Mark Titus]

Hulk's got the Persona. He's got the glasses.

[Big Cat]

Did you guys ever own Oakley's? I never did, no. Yeah, they were kind of expensive.

[Mark Titus]

They were very expensive.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. I got a pair. I wanted them Bad. I wanted the blades like baseball looking ones.

[Big Cat]

The white ones.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

That's sweet, but oil rig couldn't afford

[Zach]

a mom and dad playing baseball growing up. As a little kid, you want the Oakleys but for Christmas, but you can't really get them, so you try to find the Chinese website to send your mom the link. My mom definitely got scammed for like 80 bucks one time.

[Gaz]

I definitely bought fake Oakley's.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

On vacation.

[Zach]

And yeah, I set her up for failure.

[Big Cat]

But yeah, the white, the white framed Oakleys that's like either you're gonna like buy meth off of them or he's gonna like kick your ass.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Or both. Yeah.

[Jay]

Or both.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Dog the bounty hunter.

[Big Cat]

Oh, dog.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, the ones with the speakers in them.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

The earpiece in them.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Mark Titus]

It's a good one.

[Big Cat]

How. How is Oakley doing? Like, are they. They have a stock. I might buy some Oakley stuff.

[Zach]

I think Oakley's back booming.

[Big Cat]

Are they okay.

[Zach]

I think o's hot in the streets right now.

[Eddie]

Are they? Actually?

[Zach]

I think so.

[Mark Titus]

The forum is.

[Eddie]

I haven't seen like any. Anyone with.

[Zach]

I think the running bros love the Oakley shades.

[Big Cat]

Oh yeah.

[Eddie]

I think I know what you're talking about.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Like, I see like post. Our distances are rocking Oakley's right now.

[Big Cat]

By the way. What's. What's this new fad of. I know, big. Big John or John Golf sw. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah, he's popping. He's popping.

[Big Cat]

But is this like a new fad that like I saw a video on my. For you on Instagram yesterday. A dude ate 200 milligrams of weed and then ran 20 miles. Like, is this a thing that just got dudes getting up and running?

[Zach]

I think they saw it work and they're like, oh, I can do this.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, it's.

[Big Cat]

It's miserable. Yeah, he was, he was like, like up.

[Zach]

Sounds like something you don't come back the same from. Like you leave your house one guy.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You're like traumatized after.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Like 200 milligrams of weed. And I feel like you would kind of have a heart attack at that point too.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Go back to memes. I need more memes. Tw. Sleeping pills. I don't get it. Does anyone?

[Stephen Che]

He took the sleeping pills to go to sleep, but then he couldn't sleep because he took non drowsy sleeping pills.

[Mark Titus]

But.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay. Where is Oakley's? As a kid, I always hoped the little chuck wagon would burst out of our cabinets. But life is full of disappointments. Okay.

[Gaz]

Damn

[Mark Titus]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

I want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror. Ah, yes. Now hold on.

[Mark Titus]

Pause that one, please. Send this to. Go ahead. Send that to.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah, send this to her.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, my God. This is so.

[Stephen Che]

Send this to her and say us, question mark.

[Big Cat]

That's what a good taco every day is. 420. If you're not a little. I like that.

[Eddie]

It's my birthday. 420.

[Big Cat]

What?

[Stephen Che]

So true.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah. Do you have. Did you get an answer from your dad? Oh.

[Eddie]

Oh, I got to look. Probably not. He never responds.

[Big Cat]

Why did some girl send you a picture of herself in a thong? I was going to buy that for you. Then why did she send you a picture of her without a thong? She must have sold it.

[Gaz]

Got him.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, she probably bought that, too.

[Gaz]

This guy's the main poster.

[Big Cat]

Lesbians eat what.

[Gaz]

North is a Damon

[Big Cat]

got memes for days. Oh, that's a fish study show. Salmon exposed to cocaine can swim longer distances. That's not even a meme. That's just a news alert. Okay.

[Stephen Che]

It just drops it off.

[Big Cat]

I love being pegged. Two years, no fights. I love my man.

[Gaz]

Okay, Dr. Pegger.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Huh. All right.

[Big Cat]

Watch how effortless. I steal this dude. We might have to hire Norfolka. Just got real. What?

[Stephen Che]

It's a Swedish chef.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, he's like Gordon Ramsay.

[Stephen Che]

Just got real.

[Mark Titus]

Okay, Chef on chef.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Rivalry, I guess.

[Stephen Che]

Some sort of rivalry.

[Big Cat]

Give this kid a medal. What is it? I don't even understand it.

[Stephen Che]

Because you don't know, like, where these lines cross. Technically, he's right.

[Big Cat]

But, yeah, what I did in 1896. 1895. What was. Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, it's good. It's really good.

[Big Cat]

Give this kid a medal. Okay.

[Mark Titus]

These are great memes.

[Big Cat]

Just like that, I'm banned from Victoria's secrets. Decapitate coffee. Adrenaline.

[Eddie]

Like an adrenaline.

[Big Cat]

Keep going, tj. Oh, man.

[Mark Titus]

Do you like that?

[Eddie]

That was adrenaline there, dude. We all thought it.

[Big Cat]

We all thought it, but we were wrong.

[Eddie]

God damn.

[Big Cat]

Fight between three women and produce breaks out over one last eggplant today. Okay. Sometimes it's hard to choose what book to read. Whoa. Oh. Huh. Huh. Okay. When your girlfriend says, you have the biggest dick out of all of your friends.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, that's funny.

[Big Cat]

Rival neighborhoods declare ceasefire after realizing gas price is too high to be doing drive. But it's okay. That one's dipping a little. All right. Avoid being bothered by wasps at BBQ this summer by putting a blob of jam on a small child. Okay, little brother I want to be a racist. When I grew up, my mom me. Who told him that our racers are called racist? My sister. Oh, that is.

[Mark Titus]

This is the same guy posting all.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Like 80 of these are.

[Big Cat]

My daughter made this at school and it lives in my house now. Okay.

[Mark Titus]

Are these.

[Big Cat]

I think you had Virginia ham vagina.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, that's funny.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Norfolk has got his. His phone's got to be studied. There's a saying that goes. Those who plant dates do not harvest dates. That's because date palm trees take 80 to 90 years to bear the fruits. Once a young man met an old monk planting date and asked, why are you planting dates if you know you will not harvest them wisely? The old monk replied with a kind smile on his face. My son, go eat a fat dick. The yard is mine and I plant whatever the I want.

[Mark Titus]

It's a good meme.

[Big Cat]

Great.

[Mark Titus]

That's a really good meme.

[Big Cat]

He killed great meme. Doctor, do you eat nuts after your workout? As I told you, yes, after every workout. Which ones? Walnuts, almonds? No donuts. That's all. I need that, I need that one Saturday. Yup, yup, yup. Take a picture of that one.

[Gaz]

Thank you, Northicle.

[Big Cat]

Oh my God.

[Eddie]

He's just collecting memes.

[Mark Titus]

You're antiquing right now?

[Eddie]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

I'm just walking down the aisle being like, I'll take that one, I'll take that one. I saw a guy at the beach yelling help, shark help. I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.

[Eddie]

Got a page.

[Stephen Che]

14,098.

[Big Cat]

I could live in this forum. Not a cell phone inside. Just people living in the moment. What is, what's that?

[Mark Titus]

Can't see that one. What?

[Big Cat]

I don't, I don't get it. I don't always drink until I pass out, but when I do, you guys, they wrote on his dick right on

[Mark Titus]

his forehead a job.

[Big Cat]

By the way, that first one because I tweeted it. The, the one with the tits. That one was posted at 6:30 in

[Steven Che]

the morning

[Mark Titus]

on a Monday.

[Big Cat]

Norfolk is just. Yeah, he just gets up and he memes. Keep going. I, I, we gotta find Norfolka.

[Gaz]

He's a menace.

[Big Cat]

As good as your eyesight. There are three naked women in this picture. I lied. I just wanted you to stare at my. He got us.

[Zach]

This guy gets it.

[Big Cat]

What are you doing posting my food in Instagram? It's a shark.

[Stephen Che]

This guy's in trouble.

[Big Cat]

Oh man. Police lug. When police told 20 year old Alex Polly of 25 Hunt street that a woman had identified him as one of three men who burst into an apartment on Court street late Saturday night, held the occupants at gunpoint. He said that was impossible. How could she tell it was me? I had a mask on. He reportedly told police.

[Jay]

Dumbass.

[Mark Titus]

Okay, yeah, two reactions.

[Big Cat]

I get to my sense of humor. Laughing and then. What's wrong with you? Yeah, that's actually fair. Norfolka. We've been doing that.

[Steven Che]

So wait, the same person?

[Big Cat]

Low.

[Steven Che]

Go back to the screenshot. Opaka Kamars is. Is reacting to every single one.

[Stephen Che]

Oh, he's just a laugher, though.

[Mark Titus]

He's getting one.

[Big Cat]

Therapist. Wait. Therapist. You need to stop doing weird things. Me? I went to the park today. Therapist. Good. I hope you got something from that me. Open jacket. This duck. Okay, boss. Why did you name your hard drive dad ass her. So once a month, my computer asks if I want to back that ass up the wrong with you, Linda. Oh, there's. Yep. There's the paca from April.

[Mark Titus]

Can you sort by only the memes that get the crying laughing from Laaka.

[Big Cat]

When someone who never. There's no way. Oh. When someone who never comments on your post only pops up to disagree. How it started, how it's going. What?

[Mark Titus]

Oh, I get it.

[Stephen Che]

It's a literal meme.

[Mark Titus]

Literal.

[Big Cat]

And then Norfolka. Yes.

[Stephen Che]

These guys gotta meet up.

[Eddie]

Boys.

[Stephen Che]

Where's. Oh, they're from Hawaii.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah.

[Stephen Che]

It's from Lafayette, Colorado.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, I know where that is.

[Gaz]

Do you?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, that's right.

[Stephen Che]

We should do like a. An Oakley con. But it's just those two guys and it's just doing memes.

[Gaz]

There's got to be an Oakley con, right?

[Stephen Che]

There was like a thing on the forum side that said, like, Oakley meetups. Like, if I would go here, it was.

[Mark Titus]

I might have to find this guy.

[Gaz]

Gotta be an Oakley event.

[Mark Titus]

Be in Lafayette, Colorado in a couple weeks.

[Big Cat]

Oh, the. The. Not a cell phone in sight. Is a meme from. Is from Terminator. Right before the Terminator. Oh, someone also replied Mikey Betts is the Oakley forum. That's actually true.

[Mark Titus]

That's true.

[Big Cat]

He is our walking over. Yeah, he's the. He is the answer to who would be in that Oakley forum.

[Gaz]

Iron Maiden guys are trying to meet

[Stephen Che]

up at Iron Maiden in Tokyo.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Then he Oakley heads her.

[Big Cat]

Dude, these guys are all friends with each other, too. Like, I haven't seen any, like, negative, like, you know, snark or like, you're lame.

[Eddie]

No. Yeah.

[Big Cat]

It's beautiful.

[Stephen Che]

All positivity in the Oakley.

[Big Cat]

I seriously feel like we're Just looking. We're in a time machine right now, and I love everything about it.

[Mark Titus]

I want one with more pictures. Tj. I need, like, it doesn't necessarily need to be their face, but I think that that's how you learn a lot about these guys. Yeah, it's their. Their plates or their pets.

[Big Cat]

All right, before you do that, tj, let me do Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew. Summer's coming, and I cannot wait to get to the backyard. Grilling with an ice cold Mountain Dew. Nothing goes better with grilling some burgers. Hanging with your friends in the refreshing citrus kick of Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew was proudly born in the foothills of Tennessee. Enjoy the refreshing citrus kick. Mountain Dew and American original. Grab a Dew. Tasting great since 48. We love Mountain Dew. Barstool camp coming up. We should. Oh, we're gonna have a lot of Mountain Dew at barstool camp. And I'm gonna also say right this second, I will. I will be buying everyone a pair of oaks. We have to. Every single person.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

We need Oakley to sponsor.

[Eddie]

Everyone's got a post.

[Big Cat]

If they don't, I know I'm kind of. I'm tipping my hand right now because I would like Oakley to sponsor it. But if they don't sponsor it, I will be buying everyone oak. Everyone will have Oakley's in their welcome bag. Yeah. I mean, that will be so. Oh, yes. Let's go.

[Eddie]

No way.

[Big Cat]

Marshall Yak spent a good hour diving to forum and discussing how much they love it. Yes.

[Eddie]

We made it.

[Big Cat]

Yes, we do love you guys. We fucking love you guys.

[Mark Titus]

I feel like Reed right now. We're here, but we're there. Yeah, we're in the.

[Eddie]

We made it.

[Big Cat]

This photo hit us up. We'd love to have you on, dude.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, this is awesome.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man, these guys rule. That might be the best accomplishment we've ever had. The Oakley Forum sees us. They know about us.

[Zach]

That's special.

[Big Cat]

I would absolutely host an Oakley forum meetup.

[Eddie]

Just like, if.

[Big Cat]

If there's.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

No, if. We can do a Chicago chapter Oakley forum. Definitely have those guys in.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. 100 cover charges. One meme.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Yeah. We're not one meme. Give it to us at the door.

[Eddie]

Yeah, that'd be, like, their best memes, too, you know? Oh, like, they'd be cooking that up for, like, weeks.

[Gaz]

One gear grind, too, dude.

[Big Cat]

We just had them just hanging out on the court in their Oakleys. Oh, my God.

[Eddie]

That'd be sick.

[Big Cat]

I'm obsessed. This is not where this might be our whole week might be just Oakley next week. I can't wait till the KB answer. I'll call him.

[Mark Titus]

Gotta. Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

He did not.

[Big Cat]

He's gotta get. He's gotta get it on it now. Send it to the group chat. The link of the Oakley Forum. They might be doing something right this second.

[Stephen Che]

Is this oakleyforum.com? do you want the memes one specifically?

[Big Cat]

No. Yeah. Or just said. Yeah. Just send it in the group chat. So the KB has it. Uncle Doug might be in there. I could for sure see Uncle Doug being in there.

[Stephen Che]

My dad just sent me a selfie without Oakley's on.

[Big Cat]

Oh, hell yes. Let's see. Vision Expo. Let me bring it out.

[Jay]

He does.

[Big Cat]

Hey. Hey. Are you guys in the middle of summer right now? No, no, we just finished.

[Stephen Che]

What's up?

[Eddie]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Tell Kyle to. To. To see the link that TJ just sent and he. I don't know what he has planned this weekend, but tell him to cancel all his plans. We found this. Titus found this forum called oakley forums.com. it's just dudes taking selfies of them wearing their Oakleys.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

And it's like. It's. It's literally like an Internet time machine. And there's like a meme page that has 1500 pages and it's like the greatest thing ever. So.

[Big Kev / White Boy Rick]

Okay. I will pass that on to.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, just. And you too. You got it. You both, like, come on Monday prepared. Okay. I'll do my research. Okay.

[Stephen Che]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Bite. Oh, yes. Tim.

[Stephen Che]

Even though, like, the proper angle for.

[Big Cat]

Oh, Tim, you're looking so good in this picture. Nailed it. Holy shit. You would. I mean, he. This is. He just. Is Oakley for him that. Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

He fits right in.

[Big Cat]

He's finally found a home. He's been searching his whole life for a community Oakley boy. Little did he know Oakley Forum was right there. I love that it's of to the original.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. I got an of. You could follow me on of.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I would pay for. If Norfica did a actual of. For just memes. I would absolutely pay. I'd have to. I want Norfica on. That's. That's our white whale.

[Gaz]

I'm kind of filled with hope after this.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Gaz]

Like, there's more of these.

[Big Cat]

It's genuine. Yeah. Like, we should start finding. It's genuinely making me, like, feel something about the Internet I haven't felt in a very long time.

[Mark Titus]

Not one ounce of negativity other than the grind my gears thing, which.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Mark Titus]

Is kind of the purpose of.

[Big Cat]

That's what.

[Mark Titus]

You know.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

Not negative.

[Mark Titus]

Towards each other, not negative towards each other. Yeah. People aren't arguing in the comments about politics.

[Big Cat]

Like our Internet should take a page out of this Internet. Like, this is how it's done.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Just have fun with the boys. Just have a good time. Don't go to the Internet just to constantly. That's negative energy. If you got negative energy, put on a pair of Oakley's, snap a pick, send it to the boys.

[Mark Titus]

While you're at it, take a pic of what you're eating for dinner.

[Big Cat]

Yep.

[Mark Titus]

Upload it in that forum.

[Big Cat]

Maybe. Maybe if someone tells you a funny joke, just write it out in black and white, post it on there. That counts as a meme.

[Gaz]

Makes me want to buy a desktop, you know?

[Big Cat]

Right. Yeah, yeah.

[Mark Titus]

If we were to start a thread asking for pictures, what would the thread be? Because I on mostly we pulled up that they had the. I think TJ pulled it up for the show too. The plate of food. Like, what are you guys eating tonight? So there's a thread of just whatever your dinner is. Dinner is. There's the dog one. All you dog owners taking pictures of your dog.

[Big Cat]

What? Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

What do we want to see from these guys?

[Steven Che]

Their car.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they're. Yeah, like hog. I want to see hog reveal.

[Mark Titus]

Hog reveal.

[Big Cat]

Hog reveal. And like they would know. Like, we're not talking about penises, guys. Yeah, we want to see your child choppers. The most earnest hog reveal ever done

[Mark Titus]

on the Internet of hog reveal.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. What are you driving?

[Mark Titus]

Oh, there it is.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Oh, man. Nah, probably fair to say this won't be a popular. I love the self awareness. Yep, yep. Not.

[Mark Titus]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. These guys are living the life.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

Cuz like on a Saturday. They're not like, they're like, hey, what are you going to do Saturday? I'm put on my oak. Is going to go wash my car.

[Gaz]

Yep.

[Big Cat]

Going to make it look nice. That's. Oh, that's a good one. That's funny. He's having fun with it.

[Mark Titus]

Damn,

[Big Cat]

that's nice. Oh, these guys. Oh, I would love.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Big Cat]

So are you saying what we'd want our fans to see or what we want?

[Mark Titus]

No, what? Like if you were to prompt them. Yes, well, yes.

[Big Cat]

I want to see their garages.

[Mark Titus]

Garage.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I want to see their garages.

[Eddie]

It's a great car.

[Big Cat]

You know they have some sick setups in their garage.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Like anybody watching? We're asking you to start a thread

[Big Cat]

where it's like, yeah, take a picture of your Garage. Let's see your. See your garage set up. Let's see those tools.

[Mark Titus]

That's a great call.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Let's see that. The pressure. Pressure washer next to the kegerator. You can just see it right now. Some. Maybe, maybe some like sports equipment that hasn't been touched in forever.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah,

[Big Cat]

man.

[Mark Titus]

Got like a.

[Zach]

A cork board. Good trinkets. Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Like these guys. I'm just thinking about all the things that we like. Like these guys don't even. These are the guys. You know, whenever there's a. Like during the NBA playoffs, there's just a bunch of people in replies being like, this is why I stopped watching. But it's like, dude, you're.

[Gaz]

You're.

[Big Cat]

You're watching because you're replying and you know way too much. These guys stopped watching the NBA 10 years ago. They never look back.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

They don't even turn it on.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. I mean, they don't even know who SGA is. The flopping has not even hit that.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

And it's great. Like they don't even know. They don't even know that there's an entire world out there of like this whole controversy of. Of like travel, baseball and stuff. Their kids are just playing little league.

[Mark Titus]

That's right.

[Big Cat]

And they're. And they're. And they're rubbing some dirt on it.

[Mark Titus]

What a life.

[Big Cat]

What a life. Yeah. The biggest issue for them is ebay, scams and probably gas prices. That's it. That's it. They're two issue voters. Yeah.

[Gaz]

And like Craftsman, like quality going down a little bit.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, Right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. Why don't we build these anymore? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My. I bought a table. It's all part of the. It's D. Walter.

[Gaz]

Milwaukee Boys. Would we like.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. I mean, your tools would be.

[Big Cat]

Oh, I need to see the tools.

[Mark Titus]

Show me your tools. What kind of tools we working with this week?

[Big Cat]

I got to see the tools. All right. I'm going to take a piss real quick. Zach, do the Reese's ad. You love Reese's.

[Zach]

I do love Reese's.

[Big Cat]

You got it there.

[Gaz]

I think it's the last page.

[Zach]

Remember school lunches as a kid and those times you scored a Reese's? You were basically in kid heaven. Now you can get back to that same feeling. Reese's dropping two limited edition cups. The return of the Reese's Strawberry PB&J and the all new Reese's marshmallow cup. Younger, you would have done anything to get one of these. Luckily, adult, you can but only for a limited time, so grab one before they're gone. Reese's, the official candy partner of Barstool Sports. Get yours at www.hersheyland.com backslash Reese's. I do love the PB and J Cups. They're fantastic. Little pro tip. Maybe throw one in the fridge, like a little kind of cool. Great cross section on that.

[Gaz]

That's real good.

[Mark Titus]

That is a good tip.

[Gaz]

A little big cup action over there.

[Zach]

Love. Good big cup, huh?

[Gaz]

Marshmallow. That's real good.

[Zach]

Little ooey gooey action. Come on.

[Gaz]

That's nice.

[Mark Titus]

I have to do a collab with the cream team and the PB&J.

[Gaz]

Yeah, that'd be good.

[Zach]

Oh, I throw one in the. In the Sunday before. It's fantastic.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, yeah. How could it not be, right?

[Gaz]

Did you fine tune your ice cream rice?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. We got to figure. We were talking about it before the show. The only issue with this is the. The ice cream machine is supposed to be, like, it's loved. It brings joy. Is it. Is it counterintuitive to do a race where, like, people get sick?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. This is smoking the whole pack of cigarettes.

[Big Cat]

Right.

[Mark Titus]

Type thing.

[Big Cat]

Right. So that I'm starting to think maybe we don't. Maybe we just celebrate it in a

[Zach]

different way through, like, you know, just some good cones of conversation.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, maybe it. Cones of conversation. I don't know. Maybe it's just. Just. Is there. Is there, like, a. A blend we could put in to make it festive?

[Zach]

We. We could do a different flavor. If you may want to dip your toes in a different.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah. Up top, funfetti situation.

[Gaz]

Add a pistachio yesterday. It's pretty good.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's pretty good. What about if we got. What if we did the. What if we did, like, a real. The chocolate, like, dip cones, like, for one day, you know, like the actual.

[Zach]

The hard dip.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Zach]

Okay.

[Big Cat]

We can certainly do that.

[Zach]

Yeah, definitely.

[Big Cat]

Which is, like, hard dip to celebrate.

[Zach]

Yeah, we can get into that.

[Big Cat]

That'd be fun.

[Zach]

One request. If you do lose your cone in the dip, you self report, let us know. We'll get it out.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Zach]

Because we. We. We ran into in the past guys did lose a couple cones but didn't say anything, and then there's no way to know because of that. So just a little self report. Just let us know. We'll get it out right away.

[Big Cat]

Maybe we have, like, a gigantic ice cream sundae. Yeah, that would be fun.

[Gaz]

Or we could build, like, a large ice cream Sandwich.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Oh, that would be cool.

[Mark Titus]

That'd be cool.

[Big Cat]

Some kind of massive thing that we should do. Yeah. Like, whether it be ice cream sandwich or like, a big tub of ice cream sundae.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Ice cream snowman.

[Gaz]

Garbage can of ice cream.

[Big Cat]

Go after it.

[Zach]

Think of the layers you could have in a trash can someday.

[Gaz]

Thank you.

[Zach]

Whoa.

[Big Cat]

Trash can Sunday would be incredible.

[Gaz]

Like blanks.

[Zach]

We just get big.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Something fun for everyone.

[Zach]

Yeah, definitely.

[Gaz]

Damn. I still want you to do that challenge in Tampa.

[Big Cat]

Which one?

[Gaz]

That. Have you ever seen that?

[Zach]

Oh, definitely. Yeah.

[Gaz]

Dude, it's crazy. You said you could do it.

[Zach]

I think you could put a dent in it.

[Big Cat]

You've seen me. I do think. And I'm not trying to toot my own horn, but I do think I am, like, a 1% ice cream eater in the world.

[Gaz]

This thing's wild, though, though. This thing's got girth.

[Big Cat]

I just can. I can keep going.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Gaz]

There it is.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow. I do want to try it.

[Gaz]

You get, like, an hour. You guys were just down there too. Did you go through Tampa?

[Big Cat]

No, we didn't. Did we?

[Zach]

Oh, no, my bad. I was. I. I did it the week after. I had my week swapped.

[Big Cat]

Can you make the. How. How big is it? Do we want to try. We could try it. I. You could eat. Is this crazy that. I think.

[Eddie]

Yeah. No, I think you could.

[Gaz]

I don't think.

[Eddie]

I think anyone really could. Right.

[Gaz]

Pretty hard.

[Zach]

I don't think they give an hour for some reason. I feel like they give him, like, 15 minutes.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I think it is, like, really short.

[Gaz]

It's a lot shorter than that. Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

It's a brain freeze factor.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

That's what it is.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

I think your biggest enemy is the. The fall over.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

As long as you can stay sturdy.

[Big Cat]

Structural integrity.

[Zach]

Yes.

[Big Cat]

Yep. I'd agree with that.

[Stephen Che]

Eight minutes.

[Big Cat]

Minutes. Five pounds. Eight minutes.

[Mark Titus]

Eight minutes.

[Steven Che]

So I got started and right away underestimated just how cold this was.

[Big Cat]

Oh, wow.

[Stephen Che]

It has to be very cold, right, Zach, for it to just to stay. Maintain that integrity.

[Zach]

Yes, sir.

[Jay]

Wow.

[Steven Che]

The brain freeze is off the charts. Oh, my goodness. I. I don't think right off the bat, my confidence was really.

[Big Cat]

Because I'll say this. I do think I'm an incredible ice cream eater. I don't. I don't think I'm a speed. Yeah. I mean, yeah. You're like. If I could sit with that, that'd be no problem.

[Mark Titus]

Problem. What do you get if you do it? Is there a prize? Just respect.

[Zach]

I think it's kind of set up for failure too, though.

[Big Cat]

I feel like they might not even have thought about the prize. I've probably done this by accident. In a day.

[Zach]

In a day.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Just off enjoyment.

[Big Cat]

An accidental £5 love for the game.

[Steven Che]

I tried to make one last push,

[Big Cat]

but the combination of the sugar content. Yeah, this is actually just kind of impossible.

[Gaz]

People have done it. But.

[Steven Che]

Is it one, one cone or two? The other one looked like two. This one's one.

[Big Cat]

I think it's two cones in, like it's one inside of another.

[Zach]

You got to kind of. You flip one over and I think you have to like a tiny one to like spiral around it.

[Gaz]

Oh, what the hell.

[Zach]

But it's so much ice cream.

[Gaz]

You've seen this before. You've seen. Have you been to that place?

[Zach]

I've never been there before, but it is on my feed. Yeah. Yeah, because they have all sorts of good treats.

[Big Cat]

Tj, has anyone commented on the yak thread on Oakley forum?

[Mark Titus]

Oh, yeah.

[Big Cat]

I hope they like us.

[Eddie]

Oh, yeah, that'd be terrible.

[Big Cat]

Oh, they like hated us. Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Yak Addict posted. It's hosted by this guy and we got yak fans. My new favorite forum.

[Big Cat]

Oh, okay.

[Stephen Che]

Oakley. Yacker said need read in the Oakley's asap. Dude, we look so chill.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Eddie]

Oh yeah, that would be a chill.

[Big Cat]

Hey, hey. Again. Be nice, boys. Be nice.

[Eddie]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

I do not want anyone ruining this. I will be so upset if any of our fans go in there and poison this. Yeah, we have to. We have to become them. We're in their house, not the opposite.

[Zach]

It's an away game. You gotta respect their home.

[Big Cat]

Correct.

[Zach]

She's off at the door.

[Big Cat]

Exactly. Oakley's on. Shoes off.

[Eddie]

She's off at the door. Love that, Zach.

[Mark Titus]

Hey, Reed. What's black? It doesn't work.

[Eddie]

What's black? And I don't know. I forgot. I forgot.

[Big Cat]

I don't know.

[Mark Titus]

What are you thinking? Just say the first thing that comes to mind.

[Eddie]

What's black and doesn't work? A door handle.

[Big Cat]

Sometimes.

[Eddie]

I don't know. You're trying to get me there.

[Mark Titus]

Titus, you remember the meme?

[Eddie]

I forgot. I forgot what it was though. I've completely forgot what it was.

[Mark Titus]

Uncaffeinated coffee.

[Eddie]

Oh, that's right.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Like burned out light bulb.

[Gaz]

Black cat.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Zach]

Scientific calculator.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Mark Titus]

There we go.

[Big Cat]

KB looking awesome.

[Mark Titus]

Oh, that's. Oh, I see, I see. And we're off.

[Big Cat]

We're off. Oh, that might be actually him. Could be.

[Mark Titus]

I thought so. That's. Yeah, that's my interpretation.

[Big Cat]

Dude, I'm, I'm good. Is definitely in there.

[Mark Titus]

He's got to be.

[Big Cat]

He's got to be in there. This is, this is a breeding ground for Hanoi. Oh, man. All right. Right, Eddie, Zach, Reed, thank you guys so much. We appreciate you.

[Eddie]

Yeah, it was great time. I gotta buy some Oakley's now, though.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, we might need to get. I might just have to buy like the Sunglass Hut.

[Gaz]

Imagine if we had a little kiosk here.

[Big Cat]

I think we're gonna have to.

[Eddie]

Oh, that'd be so sick. Dude. If we had like a kiosk of

[Big Cat]

Oakley's, I think we, you could just

[Eddie]

like put anyone on, you know what I'm saying? Like, oh, like. Yeah, I'm feeling that one today. Yeah, that would be sick.

[Big Cat]

Cat, this isn't the last we're gonna be on this forum. Love it. But everyone, please be nice.

[Mark Titus]

Gotta be nice.

[Big Cat]

Gotta be nice.

[Mark Titus]

Do not ruin this.

[Big Cat]

If you ruin it, I will be so mad. We'll, we'll end the show forever. I, I, I, I actually, like, that's how serious I take this, is that I would, I would. If we ruin this, it's like, no more yak. Can't. You can't, you can't. You can't have nice things.

[Gaz]

We're done.

[Big Cat]

What do do we want? Spin the wheel. But let's just get one quick Danny Conrad update. Let's see how they're doing.

[Steven Che]

Let me read Roback while we do.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah, I'm wearing it.

[Steven Che]

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[Big Cat]

Danny, do we have an update? We're about to end the act.

[Danny Conrad]

Yes. Dante's bar back has been ordered to skip his shift and go pick up. Okay, bumper and meet us at the Guardians game.

[Big Cat]

Okay. And I want Mincy to walk around with the bumper if you can. And you want Mincy to walk around with a bumper if you can? Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

There's no way it can get in the stadium.

[Big Cat]

Just at least try to get it in the stadium.

[Danny Conrad]

Okay. Dante's saying. He asked and they said no, but

[Big Cat]

we will definitely just have. I want. I want to see Mincy try to negotiate getting it into this. Got it.

[Gaz]

Please don't damage it.

[Big Cat]

Don't damage it, though. Okay?

[Zach]

All right.

[Steven Che]

All right.

[Big Cat]

Okay, bye.

[Zach]

That sounds promising, Eddie.

[Gaz]

Sounds promising, but him carrying it around like a six foot sub is scary.

[Zach]

Yeah, it's tough.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Zach]

I have to buff it out when. You're gonna have to, you know, treat it right when it gets back anyways. Yeah, I feel like you give us some love.

[Stephen Che]

Mincy also just keeps adding people to this dinner reservation that Dante made. Oh, yeah, I heard that Mincy reached out to John Rich and asked if him and his wife would come and said that they're rolling out the red carpet for us at the restaurant. So it's fine.

[Big Cat]

We also. We're gonna. We're gonna need the bumper at the dinner.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

Miny can't let the bumper out of his sight. He's every. He's got to sleep with it.

[Gaz]

He's got to chain himself to the bumper.

[Zach]

How does he go about that? Like, emotional support bumper. Like they can't ask questions like it's Hippo at that point.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Jay]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Okay, let's.

[Zach]

It's got to be heavy, Eddie.

[Gaz]

You think so?

[Zach]

I feel like it's gonna be.

[Big Cat]

No.

[Zach]

You don't think so?

[Big Cat]

No. You guys, Also, it's from 91.

[Eddie]

Yeah, no, I think it'll be pretty heavy.

[Mark Titus]

You guys all saw the Spider Deutsch video, by the way.

[Big Cat]

Oh, yeah. We should play it.

[Mark Titus]

I want. I want. I want that. I want more. I hope they. I hope they drop a sequel.

[Big Cat]

There's something about the race. Spiders moving his arms.

[Mark Titus]

I can't stop thinking about it. And I hope this weekend we get another one.

[Gaz]

Did you guys tell them to do that or.

[Big Cat]

No, I. I had no idea that was happening.

[Stephen Che]

Well, somebody asked Deutsch, like a month ago or so, his summer content plans, and he said, battle, beers and big trench coat.

[Big Cat]

Okay.

[Stephen Che]

He's.

[Big Cat]

That's the. That's.

[Eddie]

Great plan. Great plan, dude.

[Big Cat]

That means Deutsch is crushing it.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

They got some ideas for where they could do a sequel here.

[Big Cat]

The arms. I think we can even get this better, too, because I think what we need to do is like, rig up some type of a seat that Deutsch can put on his back. The spider can sit in so that Deutsch can put his arms to the side.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Because right now I think he's holding Spider's legs, which obviously, but I think they can make it so it really looks like it's.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, we could build something out for sure.

[Big Cat]

Right. Where it's like Deutsch has some kind of, like. It's like when movers have the weight vest, you know, like some kind of vest nest that he. That Spider sits on so Deutsch doesn't have to worry about it. I love. Yeah.

[Mark Titus]

So funny.

[Big Cat]

There's a lot There.

[Eddie]

A lot of ideas coming out.

[Gaz]

Do we have?

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, Deutsche told me some of the ideas he had for that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, it's a new franchise.

[Mark Titus]

I have to see all of these.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, yeah. It's a new phrase. Super Tall Spider's a new franchise that we're gonna put some. We're gonna put some money behind.

[Stephen Che]

I love that.

[Eddie]

Invest in them early.

[Big Cat]

Yes.

[Eddie]

Invest in them early.

[Zach]

Yes.

[Gaz]

Do we have stilts here?

[Big Cat]

I don't know. We should get some stilts. Yeah, we got to get some stilts.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Oh, man.

[Gaz]

We need everything like that.

[Big Cat]

Yeah. Just off of a true carnival.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

How. Where.

[Gaz]

Where do you even pogo sticks?

[Zach]

All right, I'm gonna try the professional pogo stick. Guys are crazy.

[Big Cat]

Easy, dude. We had them once.

[Mark Titus]

Yeah, we had one.

[Zach]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Those are terrifying. Oh, it is.

[Gaz]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

All right, I'll buy some. Still.

[Zach]

That might be one of the most extreme sports.

[Big Cat]

Yeah, I'll buy some stilts like these.

[Eddie]

Be hard to walk in.

[Stephen Che]

These construction ones are for.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Like, regular use.

[Gaz]

How do they do these?

[Eddie]

Yeah, I. I feel like it'd be hard to walk in.

[Stephen Che]

Like, guys, they're doing, like, drywall on the ceiling and stuff.

[Zach]

Even, like, popcorn ceilings.

[Stephen Che]

Yeah.

[Big Cat]

Yeah.

[Stephen Che]

Still walking. It's a guy on the bananas that uses them traditional, plays ball in them.

[Big Cat]

I just. I went to Amazon to try to buy stilts, and I had five things in my. My cart. It was just those. Those crab toys. Feels like 10 years ago. All right, we'll see everyone Monday. Whole squad back. Back.

[Stephen Che]

All right, love you guys. Have a great weekend. Let's go, Arsenal.

[Big Cat]

Let's go, you Gunners.

[Stephen Che]

Pick up the Gooners. See you Monday. I love you guys. Bye.