YAK PRO DAY III: Mintzy vs Ethan for $10,000 | The Yak 3-4-26

Summary

The Yak – Pro Day III: Mintzy vs Ethan for $10,000

Episode Air Date: March 4, 2026
Host(s): Barstool Sports Yak Crew (Big Cat, Clemmer, Nick, Brandon, Dana, Chef Donnie, others)

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Episode Overview

This Yak episode features “Pro Day III,” a chaotic, multi-event challenge between Ben “Mincy” Mintz and Ethan Camp, competing across 16 ridiculous events for a $10,000 World Series of Poker main event entry. The stakes are high—not only is the buy-in on the line, but the loser must sleep beneath the winner for a night. Barstool’s signature blend of trash-talk, camaraderie, and physical absurdity is on full display as the crew referees, judges, and offers color commentary on each event, with Clemmer donning the referee’s crown.

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Main Themes and Structure

• Lighthearted but high-stakes office olympics between Ben Mintz and Ethan, dubbed “Yak Pro Day”
• 16 different challenges, ranging from physical competitions (egg toss, shopping cart shootout) to skill and coordination games (cutting produce in half, bobbing for apples), as well as mental and social games (drawing by feel, ordering lunch in Japanese)
• Running commentary, judging disputes, and ad hoc rule enforcement by Clemmer and crew
• The crew reflects on past pro days, their own meal adventures, and behind-the-scenes antics in classic Yak style

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Key Discussion Points, Events & Timestamps

1. Introduction & The Stakes

[02:03]

• The event is introduced with a mix of dramatic narration and light ribbing of both competitors.
• Stakes: $10,000 WSOP buy-in and loser sleeps under winner—Big Cat notes, “What incentive is better: not being crushed to death in your sleep, or a World Series of Poker buy-in?”

2. Competitor Profiles

[02:47–04:10]

• The crew examines the appearance/song choices of Mintz and Ethan.
• Physical roasts abound: “He looks like a Jokic brother” (on Mintz’s new physique and shaved head, [04:13]).

3. The Pro Day Challenges

A. “Taping Objects to the Wall”

[22:06–32:37]

• Each contestant must duct tape as many items as possible to a wall in five minutes.
• “This tape is a problem!” —Clemmer [28:36]
• Both struggle, but Ethan wins; Mintz fails to out-tape him despite last year’s experience.

B. “Cutting Items in Half”

[33:01–47:01]

• Competitors attempt to cut produce as close to perfectly in half by weight.
• Hilarity ensues over knife skills, scales, and questionable produce knowledge.
• Ethan wins narrowly, thanks to precision on bread and lettuce weights.
• “Have you never seen a cucumber?” —Nick, needling Mincy [41:37]

C. “Order Takeout—But Only in Japanese”

[47:34–60:21]

• Both must phone a Japanese restaurant and order only using Japanese (with Google Translate).
• Ethan gets stonewalled. Mintz pulls off the order, even improvising with “Godzilla onegaishimasu.”
• “I looked up how to order in Japanese. It was supposed to say ‘Godzilla roll’ with ‘onegaishimasu’ after.” —Mincy [59:26]
• Mintz receives the point for actually getting food ordered.

D. “Shopping Cart Shootout”

[60:53–71:54]

• Tossing shopping carts into a corral from increasing distances: tension, skill, and lots of misses.
• “Why are they so good at this?” —Clemmer, as both competitors go toe-to-toe from deep [65:10]
• Ethan wins a long, tense overtime.

E. “Cooking Challenge: BLT & Smoothie”

[72:25–93:01]

• Chaos in the Yak kitchen: both must make a BLT and a smoothie for Chef Donnie and Dana to judge.
• Mintz puts butter and yogurt everywhere; neither considers using mayonnaise.
• Ethan forgets bacon entirely and his smoothie is filled with plastic from the yogurt seal; Mintz’s ‘smoothie’ is just fruit in a cup, but he wins by default.
• “He forgot the bacon, and he put plastic in the smoothie. A classic mishap, dude.” —Nick [90:46]

F. “Human Curling”

[94:03–115:06]

• Competitors build teams from staff and slide them across the studio in office chairs aiming for a “house.”
• “I thought you were pushing me, not me pushing you!” —Mintz [96:50]
• Ethan has a strategy edge, wins this crowd-favorite visual gag event.

G. “Popcorn Kernel Catch”

[118:49–124:23]

• Panic as burning hot popcorn bounces everywhere and competitors try to snatch kernels out of midair.
• Mintz disqualifies himself for picking up off the floor; Ethan wins.

H. “Silent Ball Drop”

[125:12–128:29]

• Headphones on, competitors drop a ball as close to a time target as possible without knowing when time’s up.
• Ethan wins: “You were 8 seconds away from a minute 30, Mincy. You were 17 seconds over.” [128:22]
• Mintz: “I thought if I aired, it would…”

I. “Egg Toss Over a Bar & Catch”

[136:45–143:02]

• Toss an egg over a horizontal pole, run and catch it. Do not break it.
• “I thought this was so simple…” —Clemmer [139:19]
• Multiple slip-ups. Mintz finally edges out a victory in overtime.

J. “Blow Pop to Bubble”

[143:07–154:15]

• Suck a Blow Pop to the gum and be first to blow a bubble.
• Mincy, despite needing to Google “[how] to blow a bubble,” wins in a photo-finish.
• Crew: “Mincy didn’t know how to blow a bubble. Of all the questions…”

K. “Perfect Water Pour”

[154:46–163:12]

• Pour water blindfolded as close as possible to the brink of overflowing. Most full without a spill wins.
• Mincy shows surprising skill; “We found what Mincy is good at.” —Nick [163:16]

L. “Bobbing for Apples (Final Event Before Finale)”

[179:59–185:56]

• The classic: as many apples pulled from a water bin as possible, no hands.
• Ethan utterly destroys Mincy; “Ethan, you look better wet.” —Brandon [185:35]

M. (Finale) “Speed Run Gauntlet”

[188:56–223:28]

• Seven-event relay: finish a Dum Dum lollipop, human curl Clemmer, eat an ice cream cone, three egg tosses, and three apples bobbed.
• Mincy sets the pace after a grueling Dum Dum section, struggles with curling; Ethan is delayed but ultimately triumphs—his ice cream eating almost derails his chances, but efficient bobbing for apples clinches it.
• “I just try, try and I’ll win.” —Ethan [226:34]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [04:13] Clemmer: “He looks like a Jokic brother. Yeah, he does. The third Jokic brother is Mintz.”
• [47:39] Mincy: (on the Japanese order) “Miso kudasai, omega onegaishimasu, Godzilla onegaishimasu.”
• [90:46] Nick: (Cooking) “He forgot the bacon, and he put plastic in the smoothie. A classic mishap, dude.”
• [134:46] Mincy: On his “clean living” lately: “I’m cleaned out right now. Been doing colonics. Several.”
• [185:36] Brandon: “Ethan, you look better wet.”
• [226:34] Dana/Ethan: “Yeah, I just try. Try and I’ll win.”
• [229:30] Chef Donnie: “I always count him in.” (on Ethan’s knack for unexpected wins)

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Competitive Narratives and Running Jokes

• The “God emperor” ref dynamic, with Clemmer ruling over the event in a crown.
• Mintz’s endless procedural questions—“Have you never seen a cucumber?” becomes a running joke.
• Both competitors’ athletic and culinary incompetence provide consistent comedy.
• The amount of time/will required to suck through a Dum Dum lollipop surpasses all expectations.
• Ethan’s surprising prowess in bobbing for apples and human curling.
• The final relay is grueling and (as always) teeters between epic and farcical.

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Closing Reflection & Winner’s Speech

[224:55]–[226:45]

• Ethan wins by about 1 minute, 15 seconds.
• The crew and Clemmer praise Mintz for his never-quit attitude and good-natured buy-in.
• Ethan, on lessons learned: "Yeah, I just try. Try and I'll win." [226:34]
• Planning already begins for Pro Day IV—with possible Ethan-centric events and more.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |----------------------------------|--------------| | Event Stakes & Opening Banter | 02:03-04:10 | | Wall Taping Challenge | 22:06-32:37 | | Cutting Produce Challenge | 33:01-47:01 | | Japanese Phone Order | 47:34-60:21 | | Shopping Cart Shootout | 60:53-71:54 | | Cooking Challenge: BLT/Smoothie | 72:25-93:01 | | Popcorn Kernel Catch | 118:49-124:23| | Water Pour | 154:46-163:12| | Bobbing for Apples | 179:59-185:56| | Grand Finale Relay | 188:56-223:28|

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, raucous, self-deprecating humor—constant roasting of both competitors, frequent tangents.
• Occasional moments of genuine competition and sportsmanship.
• Emphasis on camaraderie and inclusion, with everyone on the show playing a role as judge, helper, or additional obstacle.

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Summary Takeaway

Barstool’s Yak Pro Day III delivers two hours of hilarious, occasionally excruciating, and unexpectedly suspenseful office Olympics spectacle. Against "the odds," Ethan Camp clinches the buy-in for the World Series of Poker, besting Mintz in a final gauntlet that tests the limits of both skill and absurd endurance. Throughout, Mintz’s spirit, Clemmer’s despotic reffing, and the rest of the Yak crew’s mayhem keep this one of the most memorable Yaks yet—for competitors, judges, and especially listeners.

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“Just try and you’ll win.” —Ethan Camp, 2:26:34

Transcript

[Nick]

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[Brandon]

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[Clemmer]

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[Nick]

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[Clemmer]

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[Nick]

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[Clemmer]

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[Narrator]

It is not the critic who counts.

[Brandon]

He is the worst person imaginable.

[Narrator]

Not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles.

[Nick]

He's just inconsiderate to others, constantly aware

[Narrator]

the doer of deeds could have done them better.

[Nick]

His work ethic was disgusting.

[Narrator]

I thought the credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood.

[Ethan]

They might have gotten Ethan.

[Narrator]

They got Ethan, who airs, who comes short again and again.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Narrator]

But who does actually strive to do the deeds, knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid, timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat. Ben Mintz. Ethan Camp's Yak Pro Day Volume 3 starts now.

[Clemmer]

Oh, hell yes. Let's go. What an incredible intro. Welcome in Ethan versus Mincey Yak Pro Day number three. Our competitors are here. We're ready to go. We have 16 competitions we have a very special guest referee. Boys.

[Brandon]

We're here.

[Clemmer]

We're here. One of my favorite days of the year.

[Nick]

That got me so hyped up.

[Clemmer]

So hyped and it.

[Nick]

I went into this thinking Ethan would blow him out of the water after seeing that, like, highlight package. They're the same.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah. They arrived today in the same Uber because they're sleeping in the same house.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Clemmer]

They look. Ethan just looks like.

[Dana]

I think we see him.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, him. Him going shorts and a polo shirt. He is a. He is a real thin man.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's just Clemmer.

[Clemmer]

He is Clemmer.

[Brandon]

Why is he wearing a polo?

[Clemmer]

She's a younger and hairier climber.

[Nick]

We gave him that shirt.

[Brandon]

I understand that, but why is he wearing it? He didn't bring a T shirt.

[Nick]

He was wearing a shirt that Mincey pointed out might be an issue.

[Brandon]

Whoa.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Brandon]

What in the world would Mitzi have an issue? How does Mitzi look?

[Dana]

Kind of tough.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he does. I think it's the shaved head. Yeah.

[Dana]

Mitzi looks like a Balkan dude.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Red shorts, purple.

[Dana]

He looks like a beast compared to.

[Clemmer]

He looks like a Jokic brother. Yeah, he does. The third Jokic brother is Metz.

[Brandon]

Leaving.

[Mincy]

Yeah, he's dying.

[Brandon]

See you, Metz.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man. All right, before we get started, we gotta. We gotta quickly just talk about last night. It was incredible.

[Nick]

I had a lot of fun, Nick.

[Brandon]

Had?

[Clemmer]

Yeah. I think you had a blast. It was so.

[Nick]

Do you hear me?

[Clemmer]

Oh, are we. Are we okay?

[Nick]

No, just me.

[Clemmer]

Oh, I. I can't quit doing those things. It's just the camaraderie. It's. It's painful. It's terrible. The puke was just so funny.

[Nick]

That was like my first big group camaraderie thing. And it felt so good.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, it was.

[Nick]

I feel like right now, I was throwing up all night. My colon feels like an accordion. It's like. I feel it, like, scrunching.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Credit to you, Nick. You didn't throw up on the big Throw up. Oh, you did a little bit.

[Nick]

Oh, I got. I got pile mogs.

[Clemmer]

But then when we got. When we got back, we. We got back at, like, midnight. And you just got out of the car and just started puking right away. Yeah. Like, okay.

[Nick]

Eddie had the worst day of all of us. Yes.

[Clemmer]

Well, Bosco, too.

[Nick]

Bosco mentally. Eddie physically.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. And Bosco also, when he's mentally like that. He's also just electric to watch.

[Dana]

And Bosco not over the eating.

[Clemmer]

He was. Can we show the pew clip or. No?

[Nick]

I mean, we can we should just like have everybody walk away from that?

[Clemmer]

Like, if you're eating, you're eating lunch. Yeah, it's. But it is so funny. Did you guys watch it?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah, I've seen the clips.

[Clemmer]

Tears in my eyes time today and it was, it was just an onslaught. And there's. Did you see the, the clip someone sent us of the birds?

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah.

[Clemmer]

This morning.

[Brandon]

Oh, come on now.

[Nick]

Yeah, that's not startup.

[Clemmer]

We don't have to watch.

[Nick]

I might throw up again.

[Clemmer]

Put up a poll.

[Nick]

I, I, I got, I wasn't allowed to sleep in my room last night.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, you guys texted that. And I was like, I didn't even attempt.

[Chef Donnie]

No. I woke up at like 2am and it just smelled like a fart box. And I was like, I'm gonna remove myself from this room and go on the couch.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, see you guys are. I got home and I was like, I'm not even attempting to go in my own room. Like, I'm going right to the guest room.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

No. No one hit.

[Brandon]

What?

[Mincy]

No, I didn't hit.

[Nick]

So I bet you one of us somebody probably hit.

[Clemmer]

I did get yelled at this morning because I just over breakfast, I was explaining and showing my kids the puke video. I was like, this is what I was doing last night. And my wife was like, this is not.

[Chef Donnie]

Look at that.

[Mincy]

I'm on your side.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

My four year old was like, so did you eat at every restaurant in Chicago? I was like, felt like it. Felt like it.

[Dana]

Felt like it.

[Nick]

That was my first being directly next to Rico during one of his rages.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he was raging.

[Ethan]

Like a real rage.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah. Lucas called him stupid. And then it was just, he blocked him on Twitter.

[Chef Donnie]

He was mad seeing it from behind and seeing him operate. His phone is, I couldn't look away.

[Dana]

He was, he was sending hits out.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he was bombing. He's bombing. He also, he tried to get, he

[Nick]

said he wants to get Lucas's mom fired.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Where does she work? I don't know.

[Clemmer]

Writers do.

[Nick]

And that one was so cruel and creative that I didn't even care. That was hilarious. Yeah, I'm going to get your mom fired.

[Clemmer]

And Deutsch. Deutsch. What a legend. Deutsch. We just kept on holding off Deutsch. We're like, we're going to need Deutsch later. We can need Deutsch later. And then we went to KFC and Deutsch ate like 15 KFC tenders in like two and a half minutes there.

[Dana]

People were saying, can Deutsche even eat.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. He said they tasted like shit. Yeah.

[Nick]

We're like Deutsch. How did you eat them so fast? We thought he liked me. He's like, oh yeah, they tasted like shit.

[Clemmer]

So I just had to eat them fast.

[Chef Donnie]

I get it.

[Dana]

So Eddie had the worst.

[Nick]

Eddie was eating experience. It crammed in the corner.

[Clemmer]

They kept on showing him on the camera and he looked miserable.

[Nick]

So the, the, the GoPro was like right next to his head and it looked hilarious. Just he looked so miserable every single time it cut to him.

[Ethan]

Cuz you guys said he's very particular. Like he doesn't look at him

[Clemmer]

stuffed back there.

[Nick]

Oh, we lost.

[Mincy]

We lost KIC now too.

[Nick]

We got no more.

[Mincy]

We got no more.

[Chef Donnie]

He was plowing though.

[Nick]

Yeah, he was.

[Chef Donnie]

Put in a good shift.

[Clemmer]

He was.

[Ethan]

What was the worst thing of the night for each of you? Like, what was the one thing that kind of bro.

[Clemmer]

The KFC killed us.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Yeah. We went a lot of coleslaw. Just the idea of it. My stomach got me sick.

[Clemmer]

The biscuits were so dry. We went to what we were, we were humming, we were doing a great job. It was like vibes were high. Then we went to a KFC and we asked for the order in front of us and the person was like, I don't know it. And we're like, what do you mean? Like, I don't have it. So we're like. I think they just wanted to close. So we had to go to another KFC like 30 minutes away and we were doubling every order. The order in front of us was a eight piece chicken tender basket or bucket. And we're like, oh, that's nothing. We didn't realize an eight piece chicken tender bucket comes with four biscuits and two huge sides. So that's now 16 chicken tenders, eight biscuits, four huge sides. And that just. It was over.

[Mincy]

We were done.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm lucky that I love KFC's coleslaw because I had about two pounds of it.

[Nick]

I've never seen anything like that. Because I was having it. I got like half of the thing, but it kept on refilling it like, like just never ended.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

And then the Mac and cheese one was very wet and one was very dry.

[Nick]

We found, we found Deutsche's Kryptonite though. Yeah, he can't handle gross words. Like I said booger and he was

[Brandon]

like, no, no, no.

[Clemmer]

Also, Dana, can I say something to you because I know that you're now on a diet.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. As of 9 o' clock this morning,

[Clemmer]

I saw a Clip. And this is because you're on a diet. So we can just be in the trust.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

You already look better.

[Chef Donnie]

Thank you.

[Clemmer]

I saw a clip of you on the latest big boy club.

[Mincy]

I know.

[Clemmer]

I actually thought you were doing the fat filter.

[Dana]

I know.

[Clemmer]

I thought his face was on the fat filter.

[Chef Donnie]

I know.

[Nick]

I'd like to see this.

[Dana]

He's the paper.

[Mincy]

It's just.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

You know where.

[Chef Donnie]

The big boys club.

[Clemmer]

You know the. You know the. The tick tock where you keep getting donuts shoved in your face?

[Mincy]

I know.

[Chef Donnie]

I thought the same.

[Clemmer]

I thought he was like five donuts in and then k. Look at that. That face is like. I was like. I was shocked.

[Chef Donnie]

I was swollen.

[Nick]

You look round. Yeah. How did the ozempic injection go today?

[Chef Donnie]

Good. I'm only on a small dose right now, but in three weeks, I'll be up up to 0.5. And I've done this before. It's worked.

[Brandon]

You.

[Chef Donnie]

I've done it once and it worked the second time. I tried to beat it and I beat it. But when you take it seriously, it works. Okay.

[Nick]

I have a lot of willpower.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I'm done.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm not gonna try and beat it this time around. That was dumb.

[Clemmer]

The discipline it takes to not be those empty. To make yourself sick.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah. I can't be. I can't be doing what I'm doing right now. I need to make some changes.

[Dana]

33. Is it that?

[Mincy]

Are you hungry?

[Chef Donnie]

I just love eating.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Chef Donnie]

The food is my favorite thing in the world. And I still can eat on those. Epic. You just cut it in half. Pretty much.

[Nick]

So you're still feeling satisfied?

[Chef Donnie]

Yes. Yeah.

[Dana]

Right.

[Chef Donnie]

But right now, I. I overindulge like a. Like every meal.

[Nick]

Pretty much.

[Chef Donnie]

It's a problem. So. Why are you so quiet, Brandon?

[Brandon]

Oh, I was letting you guys talk. I wasn't a part of last night.

[Nick]

I saw her. You know, Chef Donnie's coming off a 48 hour fast.

[Dana]

Oh, I did not know that.

[Nick]

He said he ate, like over the weekend and just didn't eat for the two days.

[Clemmer]

Jesus. It's tough. Testy, but, yeah, it was. It was a great stream last night. A lot of fun.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Nick]

Did Lucas put up with being all time napkin?

[Chef Donnie]

Napkin was disappointing.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Bad at it.

[Nick]

I. I smothered him.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

I sneezed on him. Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

There wasn't a whole lot of, like, sauce involved.

[Nick]

A lot of. I don't know what it is about the people of Chicago. They don't get drinks.

[Clemmer]

No.

[Nick]

And they're not condiment people. No, we got pop at home. Yeah, that's what it is. Pop at home.

[Ethan]

And where are Lucas and Rico now? Like, are they.

[Mincy]

Oh, bad?

[Clemmer]

Oh, no, no, no. He might be, like. He might be number one. Like, most hate. Because I talked to Rico last night. He hates him. I talked to Lucas this morning. He hates Rico.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

They hate each other.

[Brandon]

Okay, well, that was inevitable, getting those two together.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, for sure. I mean, they're both.

[Brandon]

They both love to hate. Yeah, they're both elite haters.

[Clemmer]

Right. And it's just kind of like both of them together, it's like, yeah, yeah, you deserve.

[Brandon]

If it had worked and they liked each other, that would have.

[Clemmer]

That have been weird. Yeah, that have been weird. Okay, I think we got to play the intro again.

[Narrator]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Now that we've talked about last night, let me do an ad, and then let's play the intro again. Then we'll get. I think we get each competitor in here solo, and then we get going.

[Brandon]

We get going and get going.

[Clemmer]

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[Narrator]

It is not the critic who counts.

[Brandon]

He is the worst person imaginable.

[Narrator]

Not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles.

[Nick]

He's just inconsiderate to others, constantly aware

[Narrator]

the doer of deeds could have done them better.

[Nick]

His work ethic was disgusting.

[Narrator]

I thought the credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood.

[Clemmer]

They might have gotten either.

[Narrator]

They got Ethan who errs, who comes short again and again.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Narrator]

But who does actually strive to do the deeds, knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself in a worthy cause. Who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory. Ben Mintz, Ethan Camps. Yak Pro Day Volume 3 starts now.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man. Is that an AI voice?

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Clemmer]

So good.

[Chef Donnie]

Pretty good. So good.

[Clemmer]

Okay, so we have Clemmer's here. The champion of Pro Day 1 and 2. He is the referee today. Final, final. Every single call has to go through Clemmer. He makes a call we can obviously, you know, protest and ask for one way or the other, but it's his call and his call only.

[Nick]

I expect you to go mad with power. I want you to go mad with power.

[Mincy]

I mean, I deserve it.

[Clemmer]

Yes, that's true.

[Mincy]

I've won this twice. I got to say, right off the bat, if Mincy doesn't win this, where does this even leave this competition? Because then it's two different competitors three different times. Like Mincey for any amount of pride he has, anything he has left, he has to win.

[Clemmer]

But. All right, so counterpoint, because everything you just said I agree with. What if it's just Mincy has a certain kryptonite and it's just that body type.

[Mincy]

I.

[Clemmer]

Because you guys are kind of similar.

[Mincy]

Ethan might be now that I've gained some weight. Ethan might be the. The light. The only person, only male in this office.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Either office skinnier than me.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, it's probably Ethan.

[Mincy]

Is it? How much he weighs?

[Dana]

True Ethan. 155.

[Mincy]

Oh, he's got me. He's got me. He's got me by a couple pounds.

[Dana]

Championship weight.

[Clemmer]

Okay, got me championship this morning.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Okay, so I have a new goal, boys. How we feeling? You guys can just stay right there because you're both miked up. How are we feeling?

[Brandon]

Great.

[Mincy]

I'm fired up. I love Yak Pro day, man. This is this. I don't know what that. You never know. You can't really prepare because I don't know what the hell yalls Diabolical. Mine's gotten.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Got planned. But I'm ready to do it.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Dana]

And what's on the line?

[Clemmer]

On the line today is the ten thousand dollar entry into the World Series.

[Brandon]

Jesus.

[Clemmer]

The winner gets that. And also on the line, the loser will have to sleep underneath the winner for a night. Physically.

[Mincy]

I assume we do that while Ethan's staying with.

[Clemmer]

Yes, yes, I would think that'd be A prime set up a live cam. And

[Nick]

here or in Vegas?

[Clemmer]

No, that's here. They're staying in the same apartment right now.

[Nick]

That works.

[Clemmer]

So we could just set up a live cam. Maybe like, you know, tonight, tomorrow night, whatever night. Ethan's here for the next six days.

[Mincy]

Would that be dangerous to Ethan?

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. The punishment for Ethan would just be death.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. He can't lose.

[Mincy]

I feel like. Yeah, I feel like that's.

[Nick]

You're in trouble, Ethan. What incentive is better? Like not being crushed to death in your sleep or the World Series of Poker buy in.

[Dana]

Not getting crushed to death is definitely important, but I would say the poker is more important.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Ethan, who are you wearing today?

[Dana]

I'm wearing Yak.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

Nike. Nike and John Moran.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

Yep.

[Clemmer]

Beautiful. And do you remember the. What I told you guys both I give you both a message that was very important. Do you remember what I said to you?

[Dana]

You said I have to try and no bits for Mincy.

[Clemmer]

Yes, that's it. If we do that, I think we're gonna have a great day. I said that to Ethan this morning. Said try your hardest. And Mincy, do not even think about doing a bit. Just you try your hardest.

[Dana]

I think these guys want and need the 10000 buy in more than anything in the world. Right?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

It's the biggest day, the biggest week of your lives. Right. Super bowl of poker.

[Mincy]

You know, I disagree. I think Mincey needs to win even more than the 10K. Mincey has just been nothing but a loser.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

I mean, yeah, I'm the ref. I'm saying you gotta get a win. Don't you put me off.

[Brandon]

Typical ref talk.

[Mincy]

You've been a loser. All you do is lose this. We had two hard fought battles today.

[Brandon]

God damn.

[Mincy]

Yeah, but I won by a good amount both times. You've been a loser. You came to the last thing on the train thing. There was always a last thing. It's how it works.

[Dana]

You gotta stand up for yourself. Clemmer, tee him up or something.

[Clemmer]

I call you a loser. You are a loser.

[Mincy]

All you do is lose this.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I've never heard a ref do this.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I like it. I like it. He deserves. He's got the crown. He's a ref.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's way more than a ref.

[Clemmer]

Look it, no bias.

[Nick]

Why are we saying ref? He's a God emperor.

[Clemmer]

Okay boys, so we have 16 events and then similar to the last two pro days, how it will work is depending on who's. So the 16 events won't be like, hey, if someone wins 10, the other one's six, it's over. There is a last combination of all the events or some of the events together for where, if you, like, Ethan wins 10, he'll get, you know, like a 42nd head start or whatever it is. So it will always be in play. You're never out of it until the very, very end. But these events do matter because whoever wins the majority of these events will have a big time head start for the final.

[Dana]

Is there an overtime if we're tied?

[Clemmer]

If you tie on the final. Final.

[Dana]

Well, 16 events, I guess.

[Mincy]

Well, no. So there's a final event. All right, 16, you get an advantage. Like whoever's up gets a big advantage. Okay.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Nick]

Don't let a mansplain.

[Brandon]

Not possible to tie.

[Clemmer]

Don't let a mansplain to you. Like that.

[Mincy]

That showed him.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, Physical. All right. All right. Should we do the first event? Let's get to it, please.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Dana]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Clem, are you going out there? You're gonna judge?

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

The first event.

[Nick]

Headphones are still on.

[Clemmer]

That we have is.

[Nick]

And that he was walking. The mic wasn't budging. He was bound there forever.

[Clemmer]

Actually, you know what? Before we start the first event, I maybe Mincy and. And Ethan, why don't you guys just run a suicide real quick? Just get the blood flow flowing.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

It's just a visual.

[Mincy]

What do we.

[Dana]

We got baseline?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mincy]

Let's just get half or full court.

[Clemmer]

No, go, go to the free throw line. Yeah, yeah, Full court.

[Mincy]

I'm sorry, Full court.

[Dana]

Here we go.

[Mincy]

All right. Just there and back.

[Clemmer]

No, no. Free throw line back, half court back. Free throw line back. Full court back.

[Ethan]

I watched Ethan sucking down a cigarette about 10 minutes ago.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Oh, yeah. How can a man like that afford cigarettes?

[Ethan]

I don't know.

[Nick]

He's got to be pulling them from ash.

[Clemmer]

Pulling.

[Nick]

I was trying to decide if he's zen or depressed. And I thought about it. Very depressed.

[Clemmer]

All right, So I. We had that conversation.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Where it was like.

[Clemmer]

I was like, I think he might be.

[Brandon]

Just go.

[Clemmer]

I talked to him today and I was like, hey, Ethan, just like off camera, like, you depressed, bro? He's like, no, I think I kind of up yesterday, like, talking about how I sleep in and all that stuff. He's like, I'm pretty happy. So that. That's good at least.

[Nick]

Does he run weird?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Vince's pants are going to be a storyline all day.

[Clemmer]

They're already trying to yellow.

[Nick]

What does he have in his pockets? Kind of like a teenage frankincense.

[Clemmer]

This is gonna work.

[Dana]

Good choice.

[Clemmer]

We got the.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Does Ethan ever run?

[Nick]

It's like if a scarecrow came to life.

[Ethan]

I feel like he's kind of running like the hot girl in gym class.

[Nick]

Right?

[Ethan]

He's like.

[Brandon]

Good suicide, boys.

[Nick]

Good suicide.

[Clemmer]

Bonus. Okay. All right. First event is similar to last year. Taping items to the wall.

[Brandon]

I'm counting. Looks like we got like, nine new events.

[Clemmer]

Each contestant has one roll of duct tape and a table full of objects. We will put five minutes on the clock. Whoever has more objects stuck to the wall in five minutes will win the point. If both competitors get all five objects stuck, whoever stuck their final object first will earn the event point.

[Dana]

Straightforward.

[Clemmer]

Okay, where are we doing this? Gotta be at a wall. Oh, oh, oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, balls. You got baby dolls.

[Clemmer]

Oh, look at this.

[Nick]

What was that photo taken?

[Brandon]

All right, all right.

[Clemmer]

So Clemmer, you want to bring him over to the wall?

[Brandon]

I know.

[Mincy]

Where is the wall?

[Clemmer]

It's still right here.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

It's. It's. I think it's. All the items are right here.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's all right. In front of you. Yes.

[Clemmer]

Okay, gentlemen, do we have tj? Do we have Wyatt or someone who helped set this up that can walk Clemmer from place to place?

[Nick]

Yep.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Hey, Ms. Clmer, can you stand in front of the camera? Thanks.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

Good times.

[Nick]

They're eyeing it up.

[Clemmer]

They're eyeing it up.

[Dana]

Holiday party.

[Clemmer]

Okay, Whenever you guys are ready.

[Brandon]

Being smaller.

[Mincy]

What are we doing?

[Brandon]

What are we doing?

[Ethan]

What are we doing? You did it last year, buddy.

[Mincy]

I know, but I want to make sure I have all the rules down.

[Ethan]

I'm talking to m, not you. I'm talking. I think you took the wrong glino.

[Nick]

People always snap at Kate after everyone

[Brandon]

else said the same. All the right rules.

[Clemmer]

Here, take this. Those are all the rules for every event.

[Brandon]

Also, you're right. He did it last year, too.

[Mincy]

I was. But I'm. I'm in charge. I have to have.

[Brandon]

Okay, Sorry. Sorry.

[Mincy]

I want. I want to be. This is a fair fight.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Okay. Boys are just looking at these things, just confused as. Okay, you guys ready?

[Mincy]

Ready. Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Five minutes on the clock.

[Mincy]

No clue. Okay. No idea what's going on. So you're sticking up these items on the wall. Okay, you'll have five minutes to do. So whoever has more objects on the wall in five minutes will win the point. Does that make sense? Okay. And then does his left side and be right side, or we both. Yeah, we. Yeah, you have one. Yeah. You want to, like, don't take two babies. You each take a baby. Yeah, yeah. So I'm right side, he's left. Sure. It doesn't matter. Whoever stuck the first final object first, we'll win the event point. Now, the objects also have to stay up there for 10 seconds. 10 second count. Does that make sense? Yeah. Yeah. Like, you can't just have. Can't just have it, then it falls right off. Okay, so once you have all five, you raise your hand. I'll start the 10 second count. Does that make sense? My only question wasn't your right. I feel like. Like, where am I supposed to put him up? Like, can we move the table a little to the left to where you

[Brandon]

put him on the wall.

[Mincy]

Means he's a big wall.

[Brandon]

He's gonna move.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah, but like, I should be the right of this and he should be the one. That's a terrible question. Okay, you guys ready?

[Clemmer]

Wait, wait, wait. Clemmer, before we do it, we forgot we need an anthem. Mincey and Ethan, why don't you guys do the anthem together?

[Brandon]

What are we doing?

[Mincy]

Anthem. We're singing anthem. Okay.

[Nick]

Did Minty forget that he did this last night?

[Ethan]

Yes, he did.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Ready? Three, two, one. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light what so proudly we hailed the twilight's last gleaming Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight O' er the ramparts we watch Were so gallantly screaming and the rocket's red glare the bombs burst Bursting in air Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there oh, say does that star spangled banner yet wave

[Brandon]

O' er the land of the free and the home of the brave

[Mincy]

I'd like to award a point.

[Brandon]

I agree.

[Mincy]

Mincy gave a better anthem than Ethan. Mincy should get a point.

[Brandon]

I thought Mincy won the.

[Clemmer]

All right, Mince. He's got a point. Mincey got a point.

[Mincy]

Called it hot.

[Clemmer]

Wait, but should Ethan get a point for the suicides?

[Mincy]

No.

[Clemmer]

Okay, all right.

[Mincy]

No, that was always said it'd be a trial.

[Clemmer]

Okay, this was a mistake, making a

[Brandon]

King Emperor

[Mincy]

out of this.

[Brandon]

Him is a free person.

[Dana]

He's angry for some reason.

[Clemmer]

He's jawy.

[Nick]

Five minutes.

[Dana]

He's irate already.

[Clemmer]

He's always angry.

[Mincy]

Okay, okay, so five minutes has to stay up for 10 seconds. That's correct. Can I move the goal? Oh, the goals are part of the object.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Imagine if he didn't do this.

[Mincy]

You have five items here, right? We have weight More ball.

[Brandon]

You just have to do five.

[Mincy]

This and the weight. So I don't think. I don't think the. The. These are.

[Brandon]

Can I move. Can I move these?

[Mincy]

I think they're there for a reason.

[Clemmer]

Okay, Your obstacle. Let's get going.

[Mincy]

Are we ready?

[Clemmer]

Any five you want.

[Dana]

Yep.

[Mincy]

Get set.

[Clemmer]

You got a whistle now you got a whistle.

[Mincy]

Oh, I have a whistle. When I blow the whistle, we'll begin.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Ready, set.

[Clemmer]

Where do they go first?

[Brandon]

I think you go picked. Oh, he's gonna wait.

[Ethan]

I thought the baby doll

[Clemmer]

isn't there like a inflatable ball.

[Nick]

There's a really light.

[Brandon]

I feel like that picture would be easy as hell.

[Nick]

Dodgeball shoe. Lacrosse stick. Picture frame.

[Clemmer]

No, the tape. The tape is a problem.

[Dana]

Get them both nails are too short for this.

[Brandon]

Oh, somebody. There we go. We got.

[Clemmer]

The weight is the worst possible thing.

[Ethan]

Yeah, the baby doll weighs like an ounce.

[Brandon]

Mensi can't even find the tape.

[Clemmer]

This is where Mincy's gonna start copying each him though.

[Brandon]

I don't know.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he's going to.

[Brandon]

I'm not sure five minutes is long enough for him to get the safe going. Oh, no, he's straight. Oh, God.

[Nick]

That's a bad look.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, Christ.

[Ethan]

Stick to dog sitting.

[Clemmer]

All right, Ethan's got one.

[Brandon]

This might be.

[Clemmer]

He does not have.

[Brandon]

This might be a route.

[Dana]

Ethan impressing early weight.

[Ethan]

Oh, oh, you're going to need more take.

[Brandon]

See where that would be.

[Mincy]

One minute.

[Nick]

I would not do the weight.

[Ethan]

This is niche. But Mincy looks like a guy who ran out of life options and joined the military late in life. Like, he got a chit to do it. It's like in the Puli program.

[Clemmer]

This tape is a problem. We got some tape problems.

[Nick]

There's like. Yeah, I mean this. He shouldn't be alive.

[Brandon]

Perfect way to put a picture tape. Right in the middle.

[Narrator]

Easy.

[Dana]

The licking meth. Oh, my God, this is so good to his tongue.

[Brandon]

Gotta be close, man.

[Clemmer]

So next year do we do a challenge? Just give us some tape.

[Brandon]

It's gonna wait first wait with that

[Clemmer]

thin piece of tape.

[Ethan]

He's got to be doing that on purpose, right? But then $10,000, right? Poker buy,

[Clemmer]

please. Like the stream, by the way.

[Nick]

Thumbs up.

[Mincy]

Three minutes to go.

[Nick]

Ethan going big shoe. Putting all of it at the bottom.

[Ethan]

In what world so much?

[Dana]

My whole life.

[Mincy]

This is not.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you gotta do something else. That's. Look at this tape.

[Nick]

Come on.

[Brandon]

Just waiting for an object. You always put the tape on the wall first.

[Clemmer]

You gotta pre tape the wall.

[Nick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Clemmer]

You have to pre tape the wall.

[Brandon]

And let's.

[Nick]

Oh, and right back to with the dumbbell. Same way

[Brandon]

not to get out of here. Ethan only believes in one way to tape something. He's only using one piece of tape right down the middle of something.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's a vertical taper.

[Clemmer]

I think Ethan probably thinks like, hey, if I save this tape, it's mine. I could flip this using the least amount of tape that'll be up on.

[Brandon]

My uncle's gonna love this tape.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, this is. This is a buy in tournament.

[Brandon]

No, this might be a seat belt.

[Nick]

No, it is. He's even putting it next up that baby up.

[Brandon]

You put it a little higher.

[Mincy]

Two minutes left.

[Brandon]

You can come back. If I know one thing, that shoe is not going anywhere.

[Mincy]

No, that shoe is.

[Clemmer]

Got it. Stay in the fight, Mincy.

[Brandon]

You know, one of his might fall. Mincy.

[Mincy]

Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

Should do it for the. For the.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah. Ball. Yeah, that's.

[Clemmer]

Yep. That looks like just enough for the ball.

[Dana]

In his mind, it's.

[Ethan]

He's allowed to put the tape down on the table.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Ethan]

I think in his mind, he can't.

[Nick]

He's.

[Ethan]

He keeps using his chin.

[Nick]

He's getting better at tape.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he's got. He's got full use of the tape now. Only four minutes into the competition and we have full tape.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, that's very frustrating.

[Clemmer]

Welcome to the Yak pro day, Dana. There'll be many moments, like 16 of these, buddy, where we're just screaming about how ridiculous this is.

[Ethan]

Oh, Dana, this is your first.

[Chef Donnie]

First. I haven't seen the first two.

[Ethan]

Oh, this is a treat.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm also not up to date on the Ethan Lore, so 50 seconds left.

[Clemmer]

There really isn't much like, does he have a. No, no, he's out of that.

[Ethan]

He walks out his uncle's dog.

[Clemmer]

He could have a job at any moment at Barstool if he just said he was going to try, but he refuses to tell me.

[Brandon]

You remember him as the intern, right?

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

He sat at a desk, right?

[Nick]

Yep,

[Dana]

sure did.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, but it was like a special desk.

[Nick]

A fold out table on the corner.

[Clemmer]

Ethan's trying.

[Chef Donnie]

He just didn't do anything right.

[Clemmer]

M. Come back here. No, he's down.

[Ethan]

He's 25.

[Brandon]

He's still living at home.

[Chef Donnie]

Okay.

[Ethan]

Can't rush these things down a lot.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah, this is. Oh, no, no. He's crossed up. He didn't expect his hand to be there.

[Nick]

Wait, in what world would that have worked?

[Brandon]

I'll go back to.

[Clemmer]

Go back to see what he was doing, See how he got two, one. Okay.

[Nick]

10 seconds.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he got. Look at that.

[Mincy]

Miny, you have hung up the frame and the ball and the baby. Ethan, you have hung up five, five, six items.

[Clemmer]

Oh, wow. Ethan, look at the weight.

[Nick]

He got the weight.

[Clemmer]

Look at the weight

[Brandon]

camps.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Look at him. That's got to be a big weight off his shoulders. Yeah.

[Mincy]

That was not a strong.

[Clemmer]

It's always. It's always like, nerve wracking to, you know, get your first one. He just got his first one.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Would you like us to go to the next event or.

[Clemmer]

Yes, let's go to the next event.

[Mincy]

Next event is.

[Clemmer]

Good job, boys.

[Mincy]

Cutting items exactly in half. You did this last year? Yes. Okay. By weight, each competitor will attempt to cut items in half as closely as possible. The cut produce will be measured on scales. The person whose cut produce is close to the same weight will earn a point. First to three points will earn the event. Okay. Okay. All right. Let's go.

[Brandon]

Boys to the kitchen. Boys to the kitchen. Favorite boys won't be the last.

[Mincy]

Why is he a favorite place?

[Chef Donnie]

So does he.

[Clemmer]

TJ can we have the camera?

[Chef Donnie]

The.

[Clemmer]

The person who's operating the camera, step back a little when they're.

[Chef Donnie]

Does he want to do anything?

[Clemmer]

What Ethan

[Brandon]

told him the other day is the second you want a job, tell me. Just tell me what you want to do. And he can't come up with what he wants to do.

[Chef Donnie]

But what does he do in his. In his.

[Nick]

He walks his uncle's dog.

[Chef Donnie]

All of his.

[Brandon]

Wakes up about 11 or 12, walks his uncle's dog.

[Clemmer]

He walks, watches a gay uncle's dog.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, but that can't take all day.

[Nick]

Got ghosted by the Beatles.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, Beatles. Him.

[Ethan]

But he is good at poker. He won the. What was it?

[Nick]

The felts?

[Clemmer]

Well, yeah, our tournament.

[Ethan]

Yeah, he won the barstool poker tournament,

[Clemmer]

but he also won it. Got $30,000, but doesn't have a bank account, so he has not gotten the $30,000 yet. That was six months ago.

[Chef Donnie]

Does he have a. Like a license?

[Dana]

He has nothing and he wants nothing.

[Clemmer]

He's almost like. He's almost like a monk.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Without the. What? Without the value.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Who, like, plays and socially. If a monk could play video games and watch John Moran, which nowadays, no difference.

[Dana]

They probably can.

[Clemmer]

All right, they setting up.

[Brandon]

How much setup does cutting.

[Clemmer]

Oh, wait.

[Mincy]

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Clemmer]

We went too fast and we got first.

[Nick]

Let's communicate.

[Clemmer]

Hold on. Let's keep. Hold on. We got to get this cameraman back.

[Mincy]

Good. Put them on the scale.

[Nick]

It's okay. Did Ethan just try to put the app.

[Brandon]

They're just.

[Nick]

They've gone rogue.

[Mincy]

Oh, we're not ready to go.

[Nick]

You gave two Clemmer too much power.

[Mincy]

Okay. Where am I going?

[Clemmer]

I don't know. Do we have the overhead here?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Can we use this one? This is the whole camera to use here.

[Brandon]

Oh, copy.

[Mincy]

You guys want to watch that?

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dana]

We didn't.

[Brandon]

We were.

[Clemmer]

We didn't know you guys.

[Mincy]

That was a practice.

[Clemmer]

All right. Oh, that's a practice.

[Mincy]

That was a practice. We'll call that a practice. We have enough. We have enough.

[Brandon]

We'll make it work.

[Mincy]

That was a practice. That was a practice. Get rid of this. Yeah, it was a good practice.

[Clemmer]

Do we have a headset for Clemmer so he knows where to start?

[Brandon]

Yeah, sorry.

[Nick]

He's.

[Mincy]

He's coming in now. Or someone can just tell me when to start. Okay, perfect. Okay. That was a. That was a fun practice.

[Dana]

I really felt like that was the one.

[Mincy]

That was. That was good. You got it. Can we see what it would have been? No, absolutely.

[Brandon]

I felt like that was a fair question. Absolutely nothing.

[Mincy]

He's so mad.

[Brandon]

Go through with the practice. Yeah, but he won't let him weigh him.

[Mincy]

We're good.

[Clemmer]

We're going to. We're going to get set up so we can. Steve, I think TJ is going to be standing with them now, so we'll tell.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Nick]

I. That's. That was the plan.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

We just missed the plan.

[Mincy]

That's good, you guys.

[Nick]

No, clever.

[Chef Donnie]

Just went.

[Mincy]

Oh, okay.

[Nick]

Clemmer just. You gave him too much power.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Yeah, we gave to Clemor too much.

[Nick]

We'll have to pull back an Amazon cloak and crown.

[Clemmer]

Okay, Clemmer, now you're ready to intro and go.

[Mincy]

Let's start with the crazy green thing here.

[Brandon]

This guy.

[Mincy]

Whatever this is.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Mincy]

No, no, no.

[Brandon]

Lettuce.

[Nick]

The crazy green thing. Lettuce.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

Way worse.

[Mincy]

Whatever that is.

[Brandon]

And that is, of course, my hand.

[Dana]

This is gonna slide right out of my hands.

[Mincy]

Safety first. I'm thinking.

[Nick]

Continue, Brandon.

[Dana]

The opposite.

[Brandon]

Is it a papaya?

[Nick]

I don't know what that is.

[Clemmer]

He's taking a. Oh, right down. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Ethan.

[Brandon]

Oh, God. Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, too.

[Mincy]

Let him put it on together.

[Dana]

All right. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Makes sen. It's smarter. I think.

[Clemmer]

I think it might have been genius.

[Brandon]

Oh, it doesn't look.

[Mincy]

Have you go first. Okay. Man. Please place the items in the scale. Oh, I need to be able to see the scale. Y.

[Clemmer]

Do we have the top angle? There we go.

[Mincy]

I did not do that. Well, is that scale on that left one's way thicker. We have that skill's not on.00. That was way thick. Or that's. That's not going to be.

[Nick]

No, you got to take it off when you reset it. Oh, boy.

[Brandon]

Take it.

[Clemmer]

Take it off.

[Nick]

And now.

[Brandon]

So what we're finding is we've added a third idiot to this.

[Clemmer]

Yes, big time.

[Chef Donnie]

Did he hear us or is he just.

[Clemmer]

Just use the same scales. Use the other ones. Yeah.

[Mincy]

So we have 1.011.

[Brandon]

All right. 1.011.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

0.737.

[Nick]

Great.

[Mincy]

Okay, so it's at a point. Three point.

[Clemmer]

No, we need it exact.

[Dana]

Not guess on.

[Nick]

You can't be doing that.

[Clemmer]

That's a ref. You can't be doing that.

[Mincy]

I hope you did because I did very good too.

[Nick]

Ethan was whispering to himself that he has some regrets.

[Dana]

Let's see.

[Mincy]

0.7. 0.9. You win. That's fucking darn. Ethan gets the first point.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dana]

I'm right, man.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Nick]

Even getting his heartbroken would be funny.

[Mincy]

The watermelon.

[Clemmer]

He would be acting like watermelon melon.

[Nick]

He might cry.

[Ethan]

I. I need him to win this.

[Clemmer]

Hold on.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Hold on.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Mincy]

What.

[Brandon]

What do you. Big cat's coming to fix.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay. Well, I. I had him cue me this.

[Clemmer]

You're fine.

[Mincy]

But this will be good so you can hear exactly what they're saying.

[Clemmer]

Use. Use the same scale.

[Mincy]

Okay. Just getting out. User error. I like that. So.

[Nick]

So because Ethan won, the first scales wouldn't be user.

[Brandon]

Ethan will weigh.

[Clemmer]

Go that way. Ethan, you'll weigh first.

[Nick]

The reset.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

At the same time. Ethan, you'll.

[Mincy]

So the. Whoever's won the one before. It's like going. It's like going first in basketball if you make it.

[Brandon]

That's right. It's exactly like that.

[Clemmer]

Me.

[Dana]

No.

[Brandon]

Ethan with the. It's like going first in anything.

[Nick]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Look at M's. Really studying this melon.

[Nick]

Ethan's hair is crazy. Looks like a sideshow bob. Yes. No, you're going to get stuck.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Miny is so close to his.

[Clemmer]

Steve, watch out. Steve, you watch out. You're in the way.

[Brandon]

Oh, man. They're. They're scaring the out of me with these knives.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. What are you doing?

[Chef Donnie]

Be careful.

[Clemmer]

Oh, careful.

[Ethan]

Are these anti knife gloves or just.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's gonna split it and then.

[Mincy]

Oh, this is reckless.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Oh, Ethan.

[Brandon]

Oh, God, that hand on top, man, his fingers.

[Clemmer]

This is. This is so bad.

[Mincy]

Infomercial.

[Clemmer]

The reveal was perfect.

[Chef Donnie]

That's.

[Clemmer]

That's so bad. I think Ethan is perfect for this competition because he does have kind of the same smarts level. Like tactical smarts.

[Brandon]

Looks better.

[Nick]

Okay, great.

[Mincy]

So we determine that Ethan's gonna go first. Ethan goes first.

[Brandon]

Ethan will go first.

[Mincy]

Because it's like basketball and you make it. Oh, now I get it.

[Brandon]

I'm so.

[Dana]

What do we got?

[Clemmer]

Six, four. All right. This is.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

164211. So about a five. You can't.

[Clemmer]

You can't ask.

[Mincy]

We're measuring.

[Brandon]

We're measuring decimals here.

[Dana]

Very achievable math.

[Mincy]

Cannot see the scale.

[Dana]

107.

[Brandon]

There you go.

[Mincy]

1.9m.

[Clemmer]

All right. 1 1.

[Mincy]

What a comeback. Just down 1 1.

[Clemmer]

Want to come back?

[Nick]

Oh, Clemmer's kind of getting exposed as a dumbo.

[Mincy]

All right, I'm first this time. I go first this time.

[Clemmer]

I'm loving this.

[Brandon]

It's like basketball.

[Nick]

What a comeback.

[Mincy]

Next up is this long, skinny thing.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Ethan]

Can't wait to see a cucumber.

[Mincy]

A cover. A cover.

[Brandon]

Come on.

[Mincy]

It's a cucumber. I don't know my produce very well.

[Clemmer]

I was worried about Clemmer having too much power, but now he's perfect.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Chef Donnie]

I didn't realize he was dumb.

[Clemmer]

Blind leading the blind.

[Nick]

Have you never seen a cucumber?

[Clemmer]

The reveal of this long thing. Cucumber.

[Nick]

Oh, is Miny going to go long ways, Ethan?

[Ethan]

Take your time, dude.

[Nick]

He has to care a little bit.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no, no. He's not going to go long ways. Is he going to be.

[Nick]

Cannot go long. Is he doing it?

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Chef Donnie]

Doing it,

[Clemmer]

the idiot. Oh, what if he's right?

[Nick]

Perfect.

[Ethan]

What if he's right?

[Nick]

It's just way harder.

[Clemmer]

He's got two.

[Mincy]

Hold off, hold off. I mean. Okay. No, Miny. Wrong, wrong.

[Clemmer]

Okay, I digress. I screwed up.

[Nick]

I think this one's too big.

[Mincy]

19, 23. So about four.

[Brandon]

Not horrible.

[Mincy]

Okay. All right.

[Dana]

Why do I feel like he's kind of on the money there?

[Mincy]

Well, I just. I thought the weight was disproportionate. You spent no time or effort doing. I thought the weight was disproportionate. If you cut it the way. 2101 8. That's. He got me by 1 0.01. Ethan, you got me about 01.

[Brandon]

Do the math.

[Clemmer]

So. So Ethan could end this right here.

[Mincy]

So he's up two to one.

[Nick]

See what three.

[Mincy]

It's best of three. Next up, right, The French bread. French bread, in or out of the packet?

[Clemmer]

Oh, good question. In, in, in.

[Mincy]

In the packet.

[Clemmer]

And one right here.

[Brandon]

This is happening like bread inside the package.

[Clemmer]

Oh, wait. Go back to it.

[Mincy]

Okay. Don't even think about taking that out.

[Clemmer]

Don't even think about taking that bread out.

[Chef Donnie]

I would love French bread right now.

[Brandon]

Measuring it.

[Ethan]

Mincy go long ways again.

[Dana]

Supposed to cut through the packaging with this, but, yeah, with the knife.

[Mincy]

Easy. It was hard to cut through paper with the knife.

[Clemmer]

This is why you got to give Mincy credit. Like, who asks in or out? We never would have thought.

[Dana]

Hands.

[Mincy]

Okay, eat a game.

[Clemmer]

5. I need the lettuce. Come on, Ethan.

[Mincy]

Put the bread on first, please.

[Nick]

Why are his hands up?

[Clemmer]

Pretty good, pretty good, pretty good.

[Mincy]

205. Very, very good job.

[Brandon]

There's room here, though.

[Mincy]

All right. Oh, 15 is the difference.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Clemmer]

I could watch them cutting things all day.

[Mincy]

0.194 light.21.

[Brandon]

Oh, it.

[Mincy]

Even if he got me.

[Brandon]

Got him by 0.01 again. Right.

[Clemmer]

Can we reweigh. Reweigh both of them?

[Brandon]

Ethan has it by point.

[Clemmer]

No, I'm actually reweigh. Reweigh them. Let's reweigh them. We got to make sure we get this right.

[Brandon]

How? Make sure they're.

[Clemmer]

They're not touching. Make sure they're not touching.

[Dana]

Not be touching.

[Nick]

Should he do it straight up? Up and down, not diagonal.

[Mincy]

219.204.

[Brandon]

So 0.15.

[Nick]

I mean, to get more of the bread on.

[Mincy]

So 0.01 5.015. I think I'm 0.016. I think he's got me by 200.

[Brandon]

Whoa. What happened there?

[Clemmer]

Whoa.

[Nick]

Oh, wait, that's.

[Mincy]

Nothing's touching.

[Clemmer]

Miny.

[Nick]

Touching.

[Mincy]

Last time, I. I believe this point has to go to Ben Min.

[Clemmer]

Okay, what was the other leeway?

[Mincy]

Oh, six.

[Brandon]

Let's go two.

[Mincy]

Two.

[Dana]

30 times until mince gets it right.

[Nick]

Wait, the wait.

[Clemmer]

Oh, look at. We got some fire.

[Mincy]

I like making sure he gets the right.

[Dana]

We're three events in. He's giving up a fake point, and he's rep. Showing the third.

[Clemmer]

I like this.

[Nick]

This is good. This is good for me.

[Mincy]

Oh,

[Dana]

cry more onto. And what do we got here?

[Clemmer]

Lettuce.

[Ethan]

Take your time, dude.

[Nick]

Yes, Ethan, please dig deep. Patience. He's looking at it now. He's caring like he's diffusing a bomb.

[Brandon]

Want to cut Through Mincy. I love Mitzi's face.

[Mincy]

I think it's lettuce.

[Brandon]

Oh, okay. That looks pretty good.

[Dana]

Felt good off my hands.

[Clemmer]

He's really studying this lettuce.

[Dana]

Completely.

[Nick]

Watch your fingers.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Brandon]

I'm eyeball. I'm eyeball.

[Nick]

That's an Ethan. That's an Ethan win.

[Brandon]

Bad cut.

[Nick]

That is.

[Mincy]

Was this on the. This leaf was on this though.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, that's right.

[Clemmer]

That's right, right, right.

[Dana]

I think there was another piece on it.

[Clemmer]

Oh,

[Mincy]

Five. Five. Four point three.

[Nick]

That's with the extra leaf.

[Clemmer]

Game five Close. Oh, I like the talking.

[Brandon]

That looks pretty.

[Mincy]

Oh my God.

[Clemmer]

Ball. Don't lie.

[Mincy]

Bring these to Dana.

[Brandon]

Beers.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, you have the.

[Mincy]

Don't point.

[Dana]

The point. The point is mine.

[Brandon]

Ball.

[Dana]

Don't.

[Mincy]

Yeah, I mean, I'm actually glad he had a perfect score on the lettuce cuz I screwed the lettuce.

[Dana]

At least it's perfect. You can't beat perfect.

[Mincy]

Makes me feel better.

[Clemmer]

You know, I like how explains everything.

[Chef Donnie]

Dean, can a human be described as dilapidated?

[Dana]

Oh, I think that's typically used on like buildings.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he looks dilapidated.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's the first dilapidated man.

[Clemmer]

All right, great job. Thank you, Ethan. Ball. Don't lie.

[Dana]

That was bald online. I was trying to turn it into a ref show. I had to go in there and get a perfect cut.

[Clemmer]

Listen, he's king.

[Brandon]

Why was the bread delivered to Dana?

[Nick]

Your diet starts.

[Clemmer]

Are we Ready for number three?

[Brandon]

Starting at 9 o'.

[Dana]

Clock?

[Clemmer]

All right, this is the foreign language food ordering.

[Brandon]

Oh boy.

[Clemmer]

So yeah, so we'll have Ethan sit order and then Mincy sit in order.

[Dana]

What language?

[Clemmer]

We'll keep them separated until then.

[Nick]

She's in the bathroom, so that works.

[Clemmer]

Oh, what? Mince is in the bathroom already? All right.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Nick]

yeah, I guess he is.

[Clemmer]

Got a camera in the bathroom watching him piss. Okay. Do you have your phone, Ethan?

[Dana]

It's on the table out there.

[Clemmer]

All right, go get it. Good Stream. Our competitors are leaving it all out there. All right. Tj, will you text him where he's ordering from?

[Nick]

I sent it to.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, you were going to order us lunch.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

From a Japanese restaurant. And you have to do it in Japanese.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Dana]

I was hoping for Chinese. I took two years of Mandarin in high school.

[Clemmer]

But wait, hold on. Your mic's all up. Okay. So you could probably wait. No. Yeah, talking to that one. Try talking to that one.

[Dana]

Hello?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay. Yeah, I took a couple years of Mandarin in high school, but I don't know much of it.

[Clemmer]

Okay. So you can look up whatever you want to look up.

[Dana]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Look up the menu. What's the. What's the. The place called?

[Nick]

I don't think we should say that.

[Clemmer]

Why? They need to look at the menu.

[Brandon]

No.

[Nick]

Well, I don't think we stayed on an air.

[Clemmer]

Oh, I know. Text it to me.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Do we want Mincy in a different location?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, Mincy, get out of here.

[Mincy]

Of course. Tell me. Go to the studio. Well, now. We're telling you to leave now.

[Clemmer]

Go back in peace. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Clever. That didn't. That didn't feel like that.

[Dana]

People are spinning all over Clemmer. The two competitors not flip me off.

[Mincy]

Never forget.

[Brandon]

He flipped you off because you insulted him.

[Mincy]

Can you.

[Clemmer]

Can you talk to me? The actual.

[Dana]

You have the balls to team up?

[Clemmer]

Menu, T.J. hold on. I'll look it up.

[Nick]

Ethan.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Nick]

You're up two. One after surprise point. A rogue point after two events.

[Dana]

Rogue point. Yes.

[Nick]

I thought you would be the type of guy go down one. Nothing. Quit.

[Clemmer]

No, no.

[Dana]

That's not really my style.

[Nick]

I.

[Dana]

The more I go down, the more

[Nick]

I want to win.

[Brandon]

So.

[Dana]

Yeah, probably would have been better. So is it better go up?

[Nick]

Yeah. So you.

[Dana]

So I could actually be in a spot where I'm primed to lose now?

[Nick]

This is the worst situation you could.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

You've lost motivation. I don't want to think about it because now It's.

[Brandon]

Where did Mr.

[Clemmer]

I don't know.

[Nick]

I guess.

[Dana]

What am I. What am I ordering?

[Brandon]

One of our phone.

[Clemmer]

Order whatever you want.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Lunch. We've already called the restaurant, so they should have your. Is that right, T.J. yes. All right. So does he have to say anything? That it's us calling or anything?

[Nick]

You can't speak English.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

You can't speak English.

[Dana]

No English whatsoever.

[Clemmer]

No English whatsoever. You got to make a lunch order for us in Japanese.

[Dana]

Are you okay? You're, like, breathing so heavy,

[Clemmer]

and you're allowed to use your phone.

[Dana]

Don't want to hear that from him. No. Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Dana, if he asks you if you're okay, that's it.

[Dana]

That's your diet Tony Soprano breath. Okay, so there's nothing specific I have to order?

[Clemmer]

Whatever you want to order.

[Dana]

Whatever I want to order. Was there an item requirement? Minimum Max? Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of what I'm getting at.

[Clemmer]

Maybe get us an appetizer, an entree. Two entrees.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Mincy]

All.

[Nick]

All in Japanese.

[Clemmer]

All in Japanese. Okay.

[Brandon]

It could sit there for days.

[Mincy]

Jams going, man.

[Clemmer]

You got. Yeah. Dana, it's like you're on a diet, dude.

[Brandon]

You've been on a diet for three hours.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm not actually on a diet.

[Brandon]

I'm just.

[Chef Donnie]

No, I am.

[Dana]

Why is my Google Translate

[Brandon]

okay? Those shorts become way shorter when he sent out.

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah, they're definitely up into.

[Brandon]

Oh, you can see some.

[Dana]

Yeah. Underwear there.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Dana]

For that show.

[Clemmer]

Are you ready, Ethan?

[Dana]

Yep. Pulling up Google Translate now.

[Clemmer]

Okay, so that's the first step while we wait.

[Nick]

You took two years of Mandarin. Do you think that'll help with this?

[Dana]

Not. Not at all. I. I know, like, two phrases in Mandarin, and one is hello, and the other is hello. How are you?

[Nick]

Well, this is.

[Brandon]

That's.

[Clemmer]

This Japanese.

[Nick]

You know this is Japanese, right?

[Dana]

Yeah, yeah. You said Chinese, though.

[Nick]

Yeah, Yeah. I was wondering if it would help. Like, no pronunciations or anything like that?

[Dana]

No, no, I don't know any of it anyway, so.

[Clemmer]

Clem, will you go tell Mince to get his cell phone? Because I'm a. Text him the menu and. And so he can be ready to go. Right?

[Brandon]

I mean, you can do that. Damn. But he's not going to be ready.

[Mincy]

All right, use this. Like, make it dark and see, Stick somebody in the hole like they do in Shaw Shank.

[Ethan]

Damn.

[Mincy]

I'm probably going to. That's going to end up happening to me now for me suggesting that.

[Brandon]

Well, we got to do that.

[Nick]

What?

[Brandon]

Throw him in the hole.

[Nick]

Next time he messes up, we should just throw him in the hole.

[Brandon]

30, 30 days in the hole. That is a good idea. I'm oddly rooting for Mental thing. I don't tell Ethan, though.

[Ethan]

No. Team Ethan over here.

[Brandon]

Mitzi needs to win one of these. Hey, nobody's more Ethan than me, buddy. You know that.

[Dana]

I know he had his phone.

[Brandon]

All right, great.

[Dana]

Thank you, plumber.

[Brandon]

All right, you need to be on the phone, Ethan.

[Dana]

I'm on my phone. I'm translating.

[Clemmer]

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[Brandon]

Perfect. The next one's our first new event.

[Clemmer]

New. First new event. Yep.

[Mincy]

Are you trying to become.

[Brandon]

Put him on the clock or something?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What are we doing?

[Clemmer]

Let's go, Ethan.

[Mincy]

You have 20 seconds.

[Brandon]

Ethan, this needs to be done by now.

[Mincy]

20 seconds.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dana]

Yeah, we're good.

[Mincy]

Okay, you're good to go now.

[Clemmer]

And when Mincy comes in, he'll have to go right away because I've given him the menu.

[Mincy]

Okay, perfect.

[Clemmer]

I've told him the. Is he doing the same thing right now?

[Mincy]

You're good to go.

[Dana]

Yeah. Could I borrow a phone so that I could look at the translation or do I have to?

[Clemmer]

No, yeah, you can said. Yeah, go ahead. Dana, you have the number two to call?

[Dana]

Yeah. Yep. This is brutal. This isn't gonna sound good at all. You do know the intonation patterns that the Japanese tend to use? Konichiwa, misoshiru, ragoso usumaki.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Ethan]

Unfortunately, no one here who speaks Japanese.

[Mincy]

And even if they did, I'm not

[Clemmer]

sure if they'd understand.

[Dana]

Was I not speaking clearly enough?

[Nick]

I'm just.

[Mincy]

Yeah, it could have been a little clearer. Stick to Japanese.

[Dana]

Ari got, though.

[Brandon]

Yeah,

[Clemmer]

okay. Probably should have checked that before.

[Nick]

Wait, we didn't check and call Japanese.

[Clemmer]

We decided Japanese right before.

[Mincy]

I think. I think you should be allowed to call another Japanese restaurant.

[Clemmer]

Yes, that's why. Yeah, well, we didn't use a.

[Mincy]

Again. The call immediately disconnected.

[Dana]

And you.

[Brandon]

You.

[Clemmer]

No, I think. I think what we got to do is I think Ethan go out on the court. I think Mincy's got to come in and see if he can woo her a little bit. Yeah, we'll just judge on. On, on. On who she liked more. Okay, now how we judge it?

[Brandon]

She. She laughs.

[Nick]

So when we called before the show, what did they say? We called and said, hey, can we order in Japanese? Here's our credit card information.

[Brandon]

Here's.

[Nick]

If somebody calls in orders and just Japanese. And they were just like, yeah, yeah.

[Clemmer]

Huh.

[Dana]

Interesting.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Clemmer]

I think this is just based off vibes.

[Ethan]

Okay?

[Nick]

Fair.

[Clemmer]

She laughed at Ethan.

[Nick]

She said, oh, no.

[Clemmer]

Oh no.

[Brandon]

She disregarded him immediately.

[Nick]

I think what we're finding is most restaurant. Foreign language restaurants don't have foreign language speakers. Cuz we tried to do French and

[Brandon]

I think that's why Ch. Chinese Is. Is more. Yeah, you get more Chinese speakers.

[Nick]

Yeah, you can also just do Chinese. Could just do Chinese.

[Brandon]

I kind of like that. I kind of like this modification. We got to see how she treats.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, let's see how this goes, then. Maybe we'll. We'll do another one later. Yeah, we can have someone call a restaurant and make sure.

[Ethan]

Gotta hydrate before calling.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Don't tell him what's going on. All right. You're gonna order in Japanese now.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Only Japanese.

[Dana]

Okay. So no English words.

[Clemmer]

No English words. Okay.

[Mincy]

Now he should be able to use his phone.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he can use his phone.

[Mincy]

And Dana will call again.

[Dana]

Yeah, it's like.

[Nick]

So you're clear. Even if she speaks back in English, keep going in Japanese.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Same number.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Mincy]

Whatever. We'll just do it. Yeah, you can use your phone.

[Clemmer]

You memorized it?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

That's impressive.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

If you want to memorize style points.

[Clemmer]

If you want to go off no phone. That's style points.

[Dana]

That would go.

[Brandon]

That would go hard.

[Dana]

That would go hard.

[Nick]

He just went in there and learned Japanese.

[Clemmer]

Okay, go ahead, Data. Pull the mic closer to you.

[Nick]

Grab the phone, put the speaker in the mic. That's fine.

[Mincy]

No, no. Thank you for concentration.

[Nick]

Helping help you.

[Mincy]

Miso kudai omega. One guy Shimashu. Godzilla. One guy Shimashu.

[Brandon]

Excuse me.

[Mincy]

Miso kudasai omega. One guy ShimashU. Godzilla. One guy ShimashU. All right, Can I get a name for the pickup? Mincy.

[Dana]

All right, give us about, like, 15, 20 minutes.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Thank you. Say thank you. Say thank you. Japanese.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Clemmer]

All right, then you get some points. Where'd Godzilla come from? Wait, wait. Talking about.

[Mincy]

So, okay, I looked it up. I looked up how to order in Japanese. And you're supposed to say the item, and if it's casual, you say kudasai. So that was the miso soup, like a casual app.

[Clemmer]

Sure.

[Mincy]

And then the entrees were supposed to say. It was more formal. One guy shima shoe.

[Clemmer]

And so where Godzilla come from?

[Mincy]

Because it was a Godzilla. Okay, so the item was a Godzilla roll, and the other item was an omega roll. And then you're supposed to say one guy shima shoe after.

[Brandon]

Why weren't you able to thank him? Why did you not?

[Mincy]

I didn't know how to say thank you in Japanese. He's trying to follow the rules.

[Brandon]

So you just bowed to him?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he bowed.

[Mincy]

I don't know.

[Dana]

I'm not criticizing that.

[Clemmer]

No, you want unbelievable. You want won the point?

[Mincy]

Yes. Okay.

[Clemmer]

Because Ethan Ethan got laughed at.

[Brandon]

They wouldn't take his order.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, they wouldn't take his order.

[Mincy]

The guy said 15 minutes. Yeah. I can't believe it.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Yeah, they took his order right away. Incredible job.

[Dana]

Two words. And they laughed.

[Brandon]

I didn't.

[Mincy]

I should have looked up how to say thank you.

[Clemmer]

That's all right.

[Mincy]

Great job.

[Clemmer]

That trips you up before.

[Nick]

I don't know if you know how to say it in English.

[Clemmer]

Wait, say it again from memory.

[Dana]

That was.

[Clemmer]

Say it again from memory.

[Mincy]

Thank you.

[Brandon]

No, no, the order.

[Mincy]

Well, okay. Miso. Kuda's eye Omega. One guy Shimashu. Godzilla. One guy Shimashu.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Nick]

I'm blown away.

[Dana]

What a performance in there.

[Mincy]

Repeating it.

[Brandon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Mincy]

Over and over.

[Brandon]

Way to go, men.

[Clemmer]

I mean, yeah, you gotta tip your cat. Ethan just tipped his cat cap.

[Brandon]

After three events, we're tied.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. That was an incredible job.

[Dana]

That was great. Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Are we getting sushi?

[Brandon]

All right, Clemmer, get them. Okay.

[Clemmer]

No, you're on a diet. How are you eating?

[Dana]

Leave it there.

[Mincy]

Come on.

[Clemmer]

I would like to get it.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, right.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right, Wait, hold on. Their mics. Hold on to Clemer. Your mics.

[Nick]

He's good.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Mincy]

We have our first new event of the challenge here. Shopping cart shootout. Contestants will alternate tossing shopping carts toward a shopping cart corral. You will each take five throws. If you are tied after five throws, you will back up five feet and throw five more times. You will repeat until we have a winner. How can we be tied after five?

[Brandon]

You can both get three of five, Betsy.

[Clemmer]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Okay. Let's get the shopping cart ready to go. Over here, boys. Yep.

[Nick]

Is anybody who's really impressed with Ben Man.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Dana]

Who goes first?

[Clemmer]

And. And I know that he. It might seem like he had extra time, but he took the exact same amount of time as Ethan because I texted him when he was in there when Ethan started.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He came in and just ripped it. You gotta give the guy credit with that.

[Mincy]

Are you getting nervous? A little bit. I do not want to pay.

[Clemmer]

Mincy.

[Mincy]

We're gonna start here.

[Dana]

Yep.

[Mincy]

You'll each take alternate at the same

[Brandon]

time, though, if he earns it.

[Mincy]

Okay. This is ten foot mark.

[Dana]

Oh, I see.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Mincy]

Okay. Okay. Are we ready on your. Do we need to cancel that Japanese order there?

[Brandon]

No, we're gonna focus.

[Mincy]

Mince, you will start.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yeah. So. So are they in the right spot? Yeah. And then tell Minty that he then will go where Ethan's standing after. I don't think I realize that.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Okay. Ethan, are you Ready to begin?

[Dana]

Yep.

[Mincy]

So wait, so. So you are trying to get the shopping cart. No.

[Dana]

I know. But am I When. When does it become an illegal throw?

[Mincy]

You. Your feet cannot cross this line.

[Dana]

My feet. But the cart can't.

[Mincy]

Correct.

[Nick]

This could very well be Min's first

[Mincy]

time using a shopping cart.

[Clemmer]

Clemer, watch out. Move out of the way of the camera.

[Mincy]

Sorry. Oh, sorry.

[Clemmer]

You're good.

[Mincy]

Sorry. Sorry.

[Clemmer]

You're good.

[Dana]

All right.

[Mincy]

I just want to make sure I'm watching that line.

[Brandon]

Watch.

[Mincy]

Nose. Feet. Okay, Ethan, begin.

[Dana]

20. Wow.

[Mincy]

Damn. That. That was

[Clemmer]

funny.

[Mincy]

You let it go. You felt confident. You might want to start this.

[Nick]

That looked real easy.

[Chef Donnie]

That looked really close.

[Mincy]

My feet can't cross the pink line. Correct.

[Clemmer]

See now. Yet to eat. Back it up. Start over and back up.

[Mincy]

We are backing it up to 15 foot mark.

[Clemmer]

Yes. Love it.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Brandon]

Now this is.

[Clemmer]

Now. This is tough. All right. Start over.

[Mincy]

Same rules. Start out. So you said 11 at 0,000. Boy.

[Nick]

He's kind of che. Like.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Whenever you're.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Brandon]

He's damn good.

[Clemmer]

He's really good.

[Mincy]

He's looking pretty formal.

[Clemmer]

He's really good.

[Mincy]

Wheels align right. Whenever you're ready. Make sure the wheels are aligned right.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Why he goes so far back? Oh, oh.

[Brandon]

We got a competition.

[Mincy]

The line is 15ft. You did that for 20.

[Clemmer]

He's stunted on.

[Mincy]

Oh, I used the wrong ones.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Mincy]

I still got it. Damn. Very Step Curry Shop. All right, we'll do it again from 15. Or do you want us to back up?

[Clemmer]

No, we'll go 15. 15 is fine.

[Mincy]

15 again, boys. I can't believe I got that with when I.

[Clemmer]

Feeling it.

[Brandon]

What? What was that noise? He did it right the first time. Why is he.

[Clemmer]

Oh, nice throw.

[Mincy]

Right down the middle.

[Brandon]

Twitch.

[Nick]

How is he in such good shape?

[Mincy]

It's the. The middle one. The one that says so.

[Clemmer]

Are you watching this? Being like this is annoying.

[Mincy]

No valid questions.

[Chef Donnie]

Wait, what do you mean?

[Clemmer]

Hold on.

[Nick]

He has like a million questions that were answered right before he asks.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he didn't even notice. J.

[Mincy]

He asked a question actually.

[Brandon]

Hot. These boys are hot.

[Clemmer]

All right, let's go. Two. Two. But go further back.

[Mincy]

We are going to the 20 foot mark. Which means he's already done one.

[Clemmer]

Yes. Boys are hot days.

[Dana]

Two.

[Clemmer]

Two.

[Brandon]

Oh, Dana.

[Nick]

Sounds broken.

[Clemmer]

Oh, oh, oh, Ethan.

[Brandon]

Too wide. Why are they so good at this?

[Clemmer]

I think maybe the carts are too good. Like they don't.

[Nick]

These are like sturdy. They're fresh cart.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, they're fresh carts. You put some here it all.

[Dana]

All of them in. I'm not missing.

[Nick]

Oh, I love to see this out of him.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. He's got to get the wheel on it, right.

[Brandon]

Oh, I don't think he understands.

[Nick]

You can't kind of just push it forward to get it right.

[Ethan]

Right. Out in the wild, is he returning his carts doing things?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

All right, so it's from 20.

[Nick]

I don't use as a cart.

[Brandon]

I go with Danny. I. I don't think Ms. Has ever used a shopping cart.

[Nick]

I think he probably lifts up his shirt and puts his groceries in like.

[Dana]

Oh, that's wide.

[Clemmer]

No, he's good.

[Nick]

Should we go back?

[Mincy]

Thought that one came out right.

[Brandon]

Did he not cross the line?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Did his foot not go.

[Mincy]

He did not go over the line.

[Dana]

These posts are pretty forgiving.

[Brandon]

Oh, that one rattled around.

[Mincy]

Yeah. I definitely didn't switch that.

[Brandon]

So it's three. Three.

[Clemmer]

Yep. It's basically first to fuck up here.

[Ethan]

Oh,

[Brandon]

in the back swing.

[Nick]

Look at the wrestler.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's really got him in his head now.

[Ethan]

Yeah. Oh,

[Mincy]

He left.

[Clemmer]

Oh, I don't think I. That's in the pole.

[Mincy]

That's not it.

[Clemmer]

That's in the pole.

[Mincy]

That is in the. I don't know.

[Clemmer]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

And hit the bar.

[Mincy]

The wheels were inside the bracket.

[Nick]

Yeah, but it.

[Mincy]

That counts. Okay.

[Ethan]

He's the king.

[Clemmer]

All right. That was the first bad shot.

[Mincy]

We saw.20 on the T. How is he still asking about. We're still at 20ft now.

[Ethan]

Is Ethan going to retaliate here?

[Nick]

Definitely.

[Mincy]

That aligned. Exactly.

[Nick]

He should get a point deduction, come

[Mincy]

back left a touch. How is he asking the yo, yo. Right. You're fine. I just feel like. No, the other way. Then you need to move the car. Okay. I can move the car. Okay. Got it. Got it.

[Brandon]

It's the very nature of what they do.

[Dana]

25.

[Clemmer]

I think he's going to miss here.

[Dana]

God.

[Mincy]

Question.

[Brandon]

He did re. Oh,

[Clemmer]

nailed it.

[Mincy]

That counts. And his foot was a good two feet ahead of the line, I think.

[Clemmer]

Nailed it.

[Dana]

Thunderous.

[Mincy]

I'm a Cart shooter.

[Dana]

That was thunderous.

[Clemmer]

Cart game, whatever you called it.

[Mincy]

So if Ethan misses this, is it over?

[Brandon]

No, it would have to close the door.

[Clemmer]

Have to make it.

[Mincy]

Yeah, we had. Both of us haven't missed yet.

[Brandon]

Kind of need Clemmer to know that rule.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Mincy]

wow. That's the best shot.

[Clemmer]

Sure. He's got to go again for after this.

[Mincy]

If they hit it.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, if Mincy hits this, then they back up.

[Mincy]

Okay, so 25.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Mincy]

No, we're still at 20. We're still at 20.

[Clemmer]

Oh my gosh. He's just

[Nick]

little early.

[Clemmer]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

We have overtime.

[Nick]

We have sudden death.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, sudden death Clemmer. Sudden death.

[Mincy]

Sudden death.

[Dana]

25 or 30.

[Mincy]

We are going to 30.

[Clemmer]

I like 30.

[Mincy]

Sun death.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Wow. Damn Ethan. I wish we were this good at poker.

[Brandon]

And that's.

[Dana]

I think he liked that a lot.

[Clemmer]

This is where it gets tough.

[Brandon]

Oh it's turning. It's turning.

[Ethan]

And he missed.

[Clemmer]

No good.

[Mincy]

No good.

[Clemmer]

Oh he calls it.

[Ethan]

Are you sure?

[Nick]

How was that one?

[Mincy]

No good.

[Nick]

In the other one. Are you sure?

[Mincy]

I am sure.

[Clemmer]

I think. I think one of the wheels cart pushed it. Yeah. The one of the wheels was way off.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Had both wheels pass for the win.

[Nick]

Ben Miny.

[Clemmer]

This is now I'm starting about Ethan maybe losing this whole competition. He did say it. He's like I'm. I'm up 2:1. I'm going to blow it.

[Nick]

This is bad.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. 16 competitions he already was in blowing. Let's see. Oh no good.

[Mincy]

Thought it was almost an air cart.

[Brandon]

Not the best cart.

[Mincy]

My wheel. I think I may have my wheel. I've got a maybe a wheel. Okay. That is your own fault.

[Nick]

Your wheels have fallen off. He's slamming into a wall. Damn it.

[Clemmer]

Wow. Sudden death.

[Mincy]

Had just had it right there in front of me and couldn't take it

[Dana]

one time Ethan one.

[Nick]

And.

[Clemmer]

Listen Ethan is taking this very serious.

[Nick]

Doing that make me like proud.

[Dana]

I know.

[Mincy]

They get 30 right?

[Clemmer]

Yes. Same exact place.

[Mincy]

He is fine.

[Brandon]

It's the feet m. We got to deduct him.

[Dana]

I like. I like the heat from both of them.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. This is what we needed. We needed two guys really.

[Ethan]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

Me.

[Brandon]

Oh no good.

[Clemmer]

Oh no. Oh.

[Dana]

30 and in them just unbelievably dialed. You get to 30ft it's like anything can happen.

[Brandon]

Anything can happen.

[Clemmer]

Oh man.

[Nick]

Being dead serious.

[Clemmer]

Everyone knows the shopping cart.

[Brandon]

Oh no good.

[Mincy]

No good.

[Nick]

The boys from 30.

[Clemmer]

We move them in 30.

[Brandon]

No no. I think we keep them one more 30.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Cuz someone getting this.

[Mincy]

I mean you give two. Two opportunities to put it away. We're staying at 30.

[Brandon]

I believe Ethan has missed right and left behind me.

[Ethan]

Now Ethan does the rock back and forth which shifts the wheels at the last second. It's concerning me.

[Dana]

That's money.

[Brandon]

That's money.

[Clemmer]

That's money.

[Mincy]

Camps.

[Brandon]

Camps.

[Mincy]

Dude.

[Clemmer]

Him calling it money from that money. That's money.

[Ethan]

Not a problem after all.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Nick]

Can he answer?

[Mincy]

Ah no, he didn't get the point, dude.

[Clemmer]

What an event.

[Mincy]

What?

[Clemmer]

That one event.

[Dana]

What an event.

[Nick]

Triple over time. It goes to camps.

[Clemmer]

Every time we do a new event, I'm a little nervous. That one was good. All right, Ethan, great job.

[Mincy]

All right, boys, we're off to the kitchen. Gave me two shots to put that away, and I couldn't close it.

[Clemmer]

Back to the kitchen.

[Mincy]

Shane Lowry would have been proud of that effort.

[Brandon]

Is that the. That's the fourth event.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ice cream time for me.

[Nick]

He's got three.

[Mincy]

Three, two, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Dana]

Three, two.

[Clemmer]

Vincy's always got commentary after every long, unnecessary outro. Yeah, you know, I just had the. Like, I was Shane loud. I blew it.

[Mincy]

I can't believe I didn't put that away. He gave it to two shots.

[Dana]

Hey, 30ft, the wheels start going.

[Mincy]

No, I know. Yeah, they sl.

[Clemmer]

It's taller.

[Mincy]

No, it isn't easy.

[Dana]

Those things aren't two great competitors.

[Nick]

These guys are, like, bonding.

[Clemmer]

Breaking down shopping cart shootout at 30ft, cooking. They're like two. Two old dudes after, like, a beer softball game. Man, we should have had that double there.

[Nick]

We're going to see him in the Jewel parking lot later.

[Clemmer]

That was great. Okay, so what we have now. Cooking challenge.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Amazing.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Cooking challenge is gonna be. By the way, that's not the last we're gonna see them pushing stuff on the court because we got something else coming up.

[Nick]

That's right.

[Clemmer]

All right, Cooking challenge. Is Chef Donnie here? All right, good job, Chef Donnie.

[Dana]

Thank you, man.

[Clemmer]

You kind of run this one.

[Dana]

We're the adversary.

[Clemmer]

All right, Clemmer, go ahead.

[Mincy]

Okay, we have Donnie coming here, but this is a cooking challenge, boys. Competitors will be given a range of ingredient options and a time limit and will have to cook for Chef Donnie and myself to judge. Whoever receives the highest score from Chef Donnie and myself will earn the event point. Okay. Okay. Donnie will explain everything else. I know as much as you do.

[Clemmer]

Do.

[Dana]

We're cooking.

[Nick]

You said BLT and smoothie.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, BLT and smoothie. Donnie. BLT and smoothie.

[Nick]

I guess simultaneously.

[Clemmer]

Yes, simultaneously. Donnie, how long do you think that. How long do you think it should take?

[Mincy]

Well, yeah, you got to make it.

[Chef Donnie]

Yes.

[Dana]

Simultaneously.

[Nick]

That means at the same time.

[Brandon]

I agree.

[Mincy]

I realized that makes sense.

[Clemmer]

How much time do you think they need?

[Mincy]

Donnie, how much time do you think we need? Less than 10 minutes. All right, let's say seven minutes.

[Nick]

Seven minutes.

[Clemmer]

Seven minutes. All right. I love that.

[Dana]

Seven minutes.

[Clemmer]

Well, that's a challenge. Yeah, it's a challenge.

[Mincy]

I feel like it's gonna be.

[Clemmer]

How much time you want to give them?

[Mincy]

Seven minutes.

[Clemmer]

Let's give him eight minutes. Eight minutes. Eight minutes. We'll give him eight minutes.

[Dana]

Eight minutes dot eight minutes.

[Brandon]

Eight minutes.

[Clemmer]

Ready, go. Okay, can we get the overhead shot too?

[Brandon]

All right, BLT and a smoothie.

[Clemmer]

I need that overhead shot.

[Brandon]

For those uninitiated, that a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich?

[Mincy]

No.

[Clemmer]

Neither of them have turned on their grill.

[Dana]

My favorite part.

[Clemmer]

Yep. The bread.

[Brandon]

Probably need to make that bacon first.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Ethan]

That would be my first priority.

[Brandon]

Get that bacon going. What is Miny doing?

[Ethan]

Are they using a knife right on the stove top? As if it's a cutting board.

[Clemmer]

Got to get the heat going. I feel.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you got to get that heat going. What?

[Dana]

Sty me by the blue. Thanks.

[Ethan]

There we go

[Brandon]

again. Probably the most painful eight minutes of the year for chef Donnie having to watch his precious kitchen. Dana's mic's not working. Dana, Hello. There you go.

[Chef Donnie]

Am I good?

[Ethan]

You forget we made a ulog video out of the Bernie grilled cheese from the first time, and I actually used it this winter.

[Mincy]

Oh, wow.

[Ethan]

Cozy up. The place has nice music on it.

[Brandon]

All right. Oh, oh.

[Clemmer]

What do you now we're cooking the other.

[Brandon]

This one. We're a minute in.

[Clemmer]

Oh, here we go. Here we go. Oh, here.

[Brandon]

We're minute into the BLT smoothie challenge. No progress been made on either.

[Mincy]

You said blt.

[Ethan]

Oh, does he not know what that means?

[Dana]

Cheese is optional.

[Clemmer]

It's a bacon lettuce tomato. E. Okay, dude, this bacon is going to start firing. This is a dangerous one. We want to one up the grilled cheese. The. The danger level of bacon.

[Dana]

Show and hustle.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

A quarter of the way through the challenge, boys. Sounds right.

[Ethan]

A nice sizzle.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, Dana.

[Nick]

Oh, there we go.

[Clemmer]

All right, we got to see. Mincy's going to get this bacon on. How's he going to do it? Oh, he's. He's got the glove.

[Nick]

I wouldn't have done the gloves first.

[Ethan]

Is he getting butter out?

[Chef Donnie]

Butter?

[Ethan]

Is that butter?

[Clemmer]

No, no, don't say anything, Brandon, but

[Nick]

don't say the gloves off, man.

[Clemmer]

The gloves off, dude. Oh, he's going to go full stick. Yes. Yes, he can easily.

[Nick]

Mike.

[Brandon]

Bacon makes his own.

[Clemmer]

Doesn't matter, buddy.

[Chef Donnie]

You're not gonna have a sandwich.

[Clemmer]

How. Why is he doing this with his gloves on? Okay, butter. Is he gonna.

[Ethan]

That butter is burning.

[Brandon]

Is he gonna do the bacon and butter?

[Clemmer]

Is he gonna do the bacon with his gloves on?

[Brandon]

Oh, yes, I think. Yeah.

[Ethan]

Look, it's burning.

[Nick]

It's just brown, immediately black.

[Ethan]

That's going to make the Everything taste like by the way.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Ethan]

But it matters.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Oh, it's stuck.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

We're just getting glasses of milk, by the way, for the. The smoothies.

[Ethan]

Oh, he's just looking at the smoke.

[Brandon]

Oh, smoothie.

[Ethan]

Turn up the bench.

[Dana]

Made the smoothie first.

[Ethan]

Oh, okay.

[Clemmer]

Torch my face.

[Brandon]

Eden does have a tomato cut already.

[Clemmer]

Ethan's bacon looking kind of good.

[Nick]

Yeah, not bad.

[Dana]

Halfway there, guys. One minute.

[Clemmer]

That. Oh, miny's got his smoothie. He still got his gloves on.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yogurt.

[Ethan]

Healthy Pl.

[Nick]

Very frustrated.

[Ethan]

Like, t's trying to show them to

[Mincy]

turn their

[Clemmer]

so much fruit in there. Oh, my God. That's so much fruit. He has no liquid. Oh, here comes the flip.

[Ethan]

Oh, nice flip.

[Narrator]

Okay,

[Mincy]

You got.

[Clemmer]

You got to see what's going on here. There you go.

[Brandon]

Holy.

[Mincy]

Just turn it down.

[Clemmer]

Oh, there we go.

[Dana]

Is he copying?

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh, Three minutes left. Boy, Three minutes left.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no. The gloves staying on is.

[Brandon]

Dude.

[Ethan]

Ew.

[Dana]

Does the plastic.

[Mincy]

Might not be enough. Ethan's looks like it's done. Oh, okay.

[Clemmer]

Nice. Nice color.

[Nick]

He was smart. He didn't fill up very much.

[Clemmer]

Did he put any liquid in?

[Brandon]

Nope.

[Ethan]

What's on his. Oh, berry juice.

[Nick]

He's got berry juice on his hand.

[Mincy]

Not really.

[Brandon]

We can't move. Trying to cheat. Yeah. If the thing can't move, it won't help him.

[Ethan]

Oh, good.

[Mincy]

I don't understand why this isn't pureeing liquid in there.

[Nick]

He put no liquid.

[Clemmer]

No liquid.

[Brandon]

Push.

[Ethan]

My fear is that he's gonna, like, shove it something down.

[Mincy]

I don't know what's that. Makes no sense. Why? This isn't puree. I'm hitting smoothie.

[Clemmer]

Seems like he's got some control.

[Brandon]

Has mincy addressed the lettuce or tomato yet?

[Nick]

No.

[Mincy]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

The milk's sitting right there. It's right there.

[Mincy]

100 seconds.

[Nick]

We might need an extension.

[Clemmer]

No, he's gonna start that smoothie just like it is.

[Dana]

I don't understand.

[Mincy]

I don't know what's going on here. Like, why is it not great?

[Brandon]

What?

[Nick]

I'll give them extra.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Nick]

Two extra minutes.

[Clemmer]

Oh, give him a minute and a half.

[Mincy]

You're giving him an extra minute and a half?

[Clemmer]

Minute and a half.

[Mincy]

You guys have been awarded an extra minute and a half. Okay, I don't understand what's going on here.

[Brandon]

I think the bacon's probably flipping up.

[Mincy]

No, absolutely not.

[Clemmer]

Okay, we're expensive.

[Nick]

Do it now.

[Mincy]

Unless someone's Safety generous.

[Clemmer]

Straight to it. Oh, no.

[Dana]

In and out.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah. That's a patented mince.

[Nick]

A nice touch.

[Clemmer]

He loves browning his bread to. To a gross level.

[Ethan]

Soak up that burnt.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Ah.

[Mincy]

Careful. You all right?

[Nick]

Get there with a spoon.

[Clemmer]

Dana, how bad do you want to eat this?

[Chef Donnie]

I'm just. I am a bad chef, but this is alarming.

[Clemmer]

It's. It's always. It is. And what m Is doing is.

[Chef Donnie]

Is nonsensical.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

He fire.

[Ethan]

He's going to make it hotter.

[Mincy]

I think it's off now. Okay, it's off.

[Brandon]

Look at Ethan's bacon.

[Clemmer]

Ethan's bacon is not looking great, but the rest of it, he's done a good job.

[Brandon]

Does he have.

[Mincy]

Jesus Christ.

[Brandon]

Ethan might have two sandwiches. Lettuce on the other.

[Chef Donnie]

So Mincy smoothies is going to be fruits.

[Brandon]

Full fruit also. Not one of them is considered, like, mayonnaise, mustard, or. Or anything to go on the BLT at all. Cheese. Anything vincy.

[Chef Donnie]

Did ask about cheese.

[Clemmer]

To be fair, he did ask about cheese

[Dana]

content.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Gotta try to work that smoothie.

[Clemmer]

What's he doing?

[Dana]

Oh, there we go.

[Chef Donnie]

Nice mayo.

[Ethan]

Is anyone else kind of hoping this, like, unlocks something in Ethan's soul?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

That he want, like, he wants to become, like, wow.

[Nick]

I like making

[Clemmer]

similar to, like, hoping we hit the lottery. I live forever.

[Nick]

I just want him to.

[Mincy]

What's the pointer? Says puree.

[Nick]

He just becomes a cart boy at a grocery store.

[Ethan]

Got new passion.

[Mincy]

I know I'm not very smart, but that seems pretty obvious.

[Clemmer]

Look at this. My Ethan.

[Dana]

Well,

[Mincy]

What the.

[Clemmer]

He's just mangling everything.

[Mincy]

We have 30 seconds left.

[Chef Donnie]

I think Ethan might have done a great job.

[Ethan]

Good smoothie.

[Clemmer]

What was the.

[Brandon]

What was the butt end?

[Chef Donnie]

Look at those tomatoes.

[Ethan]

Wait, did he cut his tomatoes into orange wedges?

[Mincy]

Yes. We need hands up.

[Chef Donnie]

They're so fat.

[Brandon]

Blow this whistle.

[Mincy]

Hands up.

[Dana]

Bulking breakfast

[Mincy]

salad.

[Ethan]

Was there a plate to put it on?

[Mincy]

He said no, it's okay. Don't worry about a platem. Okay. I don't know what's up with the smoothie. Time's up.

[Clemmer]

All right, hands up. All right, clever. Don't touch it yet. Let's just get a overhead shot of what we're looking at.

[Mincy]

All right. Explain what I did wrong with smoothie.

[Clemmer]

That's. Mincy's on the right. You know what? Give them plates. Give them plates. Let's get them on plates. Oh, plumber. Let's get them on plates. Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

Ever had blt? Genuine question.

[Nick]

That doesn't look, I think he did great.

[Brandon]

Looks way better.

[Mincy]

I think I'm drawing dead because I had no idea you're supposed to put milk in there. I mean, I wouldn't say it's great, but it's not as bad as two years ago. Okay, but, I mean, I have no chance because I screwed up the smoothie so bad.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man.

[Dana]

All right.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

They're going to give a quick review here.

[Mincy]

Can't believe I didn't realize. I can't believe I didn't realize. Well, actually, I can believe it. Freeze.

[Brandon]

That looks great.

[Mincy]

Presentation. The presentation.

[Nick]

How did the b. How did the bacon wrap around and jump off?

[Clemmer]

Oh, man.

[Ethan]

It's not even like. There's, like, a crazy time hanging on the fake.

[Nick]

Well, we have two blts in front of us. Ethan, you made two.

[Mincy]

You.

[Nick]

You did extra work.

[Dana]

I saw him making a big one, and I thought I was. I was wasting half a piece of bread.

[Mincy]

Smart.

[Brandon]

So,

[Mincy]

Ny, have you ever cut a tomato before? Is that your first time? No, I've done it, just not under pressure.

[Nick]

You went with, like, quarters.

[Mincy]

Yeah, like a salad. Like you would for a salad, right? Yeah.

[Nick]

You went salad style. Okay, plumber, you want to help me judge or.

[Mincy]

Sure.

[Brandon]

Let's see.

[Clemmer]

We got.

[Mincy]

Ethan's here. Oh, that looks.

[Nick]

It's tall.

[Clemmer]

It's very tall.

[Mincy]

Okay,

[Nick]

We got to just put the fruit in a cup.

[Mincy]

Would you like to cut this in half for us? Yeah, sure.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Is he going to put his gloves.

[Ethan]

Give him the knife again.

[Nick]

He just had the gloves on for opening bags.

[Mincy]

That's butter.

[Clemmer]

That's butter.

[Mincy]

That's butter from the pan once the

[Brandon]

food's almost ready to go.

[Mincy]

This stuff is butter, this is white,

[Dana]

and that is undeniably it.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he got yogurt on his.

[Nick]

Oh, he's got yogurt on the blt.

[Mincy]

I did not plan on put. Making a yogurt blt.

[Dana]

Why blt.

[Clemmer]

There we go. Stuff it back in there.

[Nick]

Just came right back out.

[Mincy]

Having me judge a food contest is bad because I'm a horrible eater.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Mincy]

So I actually, like, pick sandwiches apart.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

Gonna.

[Brandon]

Well, that. What was the point of putting.

[Nick]

You nibble at it.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right. Clever, clever. Have date. We'll have data come in. Dana. Dana. Clever. Dana's coming.

[Mincy]

I didn't want to start.

[Clemmer]

Dana's coming.

[Brandon]

Don't get him.

[Chef Donnie]

Dana, don't worry.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Shut up.

[Nick]

Do a. Do a live.

[Clemmer]

First time we forgot about clementine food.

[Dana]

That's not stipulation.

[Mincy]

I trust your judgment. More Dana Burger.

[Clemmer]

We have the pickiest eaters for the fattest.

[Nick]

Is wild.

[Clemmer]

It's nuts.

[Mincy]

Got everything in here.

[Clemmer]

I don't understand it.

[Mincy]

We didn't toast the bread.

[Nick]

That's the only thing. No toasting of the bread.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Nick]

Knock.

[Brandon]

Good bite.

[Ethan]

Good job, Ethan.

[Dana]

Hell, yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

All right. I've never had one. I. I hate tomatoes, so.

[Mincy]

Damn.

[Brandon]

It's a. There's no.

[Clemmer]

There's no bacon.

[Nick]

Ethan, that's the bacon.

[Clemmer]

He's got no bacon.

[Nick]

Look at the bacon on the blt.

[Dana]

Somebody swabbed that bacon out. That's.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he's accusing someone of swapping the bacon.

[Nick]

Would have swapped the bacon out.

[Clemmer]

It's all on camera.

[Brandon]

How do you want a blt?

[Dana]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Look at the baby a vegan would eat on his birthday.

[Clemmer]

Bacon bite.

[Brandon]

Pretty bad.

[Dana]

Thank you.

[Clemmer]

All right, Mincy.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Chef Donnie]

It's not good.

[Clemmer]

We're gonna move on to mine.

[Nick]

Where'd the bacon go?

[Dana]

I don't know what bacon was.

[Mincy]

You got the end of a tomato. Oh, yogurt.

[Nick]

The wettest sandwich I've ever seen.

[Mincy]

Yogurt.

[Clemmer]

It's wetter than the sand.

[Brandon]

Smoothie.

[Ethan]

See, I'm afraid Dana's going to like this.

[Dana]

This might not be as.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, the yogurt. He sees the yogurt.

[Brandon]

Why didn't Dana eat the side with bacon on the other one?

[Nick]

If he toasted bread, you think?

[Clemmer]

Whoa, whoa. But the smoothie counts, too.

[Mincy]

The smoothie also counts. Don't forget. Thank you, dad.

[Brandon]

Be a shocker I didn't hold it.

[Mincy]

Oh, hell, yeah, Dana. Thank you.

[Clemmer]

All right, second bite.

[Mincy]

Well, we have one. Whatever this is.

[Brandon]

So

[Nick]

now wash it down with a glass of fruit.

[Mincy]

Kind of pumping. You're kind of pumping me.

[Brandon]

You're kind of pumping with, like, the. The toast.

[Mincy]

And I put butter in it.

[Dana]

This guy is toast. You can't.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, that's true. Like, you send in a guy who

[Dana]

likes toast, Tubzo comes over, steals my bacon, hides it, and then all of a sudden is in awe of toast.

[Clemmer]

He's eating full sandwich.

[Mincy]

Dude.

[Clemmer]

He likes it.

[Mincy]

Let the man eat.

[Dana]

I believe it was better.

[Brandon]

Again, he just soaked the bread in bacon grease and butter.

[Ethan]

Dana just likes bread.

[Dana]

Undisclosed.

[Brandon]

This is going to be bitter, right?

[Mincy]

Oh, Jesus.

[Clemmer]

What is that?

[Mincy]

What is that?

[Clemmer]

That's where the bacon went.

[Nick]

What is that?

[Ethan]

What is it?

[Dana]

Yep. That's not a good look.

[Nick]

Is that raw bacon?

[Clemmer]

I think it's the plastic from the top of the yogurt. Oh, no,

[Dana]

the yogurt.

[Nick]

Oh, no, a bacon. Oh, more Plastic.

[Mincy]

That's the last thing. A lot of plastic.

[Clemmer]

We thought Ethan had this.

[Dana]

We hyped him up too much.

[Mincy]

A lot of top of the yogurt.

[Dana]

Whatever was on top of the odor realized there was a piece of film on there.

[Nick]

How did he get the plastic in there?

[Mincy]

I can't believe it. How did that happen? How did it land in there?

[Nick]

He's trying to get it out.

[Clemmer]

Made a plastic smoothie. We thought he had this.

[Dana]

We thought he had it in the bag.

[Nick]

He forgot the bacon and he put plastic in the smoothie. A classic mishap, dude.

[Mincy]

That might make up for the fact that I didn't make smoothie.

[Clemmer]

I still don't know what he.

[Nick]

And a plastic smoothie.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

They're going to find the whole top. Give me the whole.

[Nick]

Don't do that.

[Mincy]

Chance to win my first cooking.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. That's so much. Oh, no. It caps.

[Brandon]

Camps.

[Mincy]

No caps.

[Clemmer]

There's so much plastic.

[Dana]

Extra.

[Mincy]

No one wants plastic with their smoothie.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

I thought he had this.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

It's an uphill battle.

[Clemmer]

So much plastic.

[Chef Donnie]

All right, so I might rather have

[Mincy]

Minchi's, which isn't even a smoothie.

[Nick]

Ew.

[Chef Donnie]

I'd rather have whole fruit.

[Mincy]

Do you want to try it? I need a. I need a spoon.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

I don't know how to judge this,

[Mincy]

because you didn't make the smoothie. But you made. But I didn't. Poison.

[Clemmer]

This is exactly where we wanted to end up.

[Mincy]

Which one is which? If you had. If you had to eat one of these and drink one of these, what would you prefer?

[Clemmer]

Can I have a

[Brandon]

scoop?

[Mincy]

But if you had to have one.

[Dana]

Don't use that. Don't use that.

[Mincy]

No, no, don't use that.

[Dana]

That was bacon.

[Mincy]

Oh, dude, I cooked bacon on it. That.

[Ethan]

He just wants a parfait.

[Clemmer]

I don't know. I don't know how to.

[Nick]

I don't know how you judge this.

[Chef Donnie]

I remember the taste of the smoothie also.

[Brandon]

Well, make Clemmer.

[Mincy]

Judge it.

[Brandon]

Make Clemer.

[Dana]

Did it taste good? Plastic? It was.

[Clemmer]

It did taste good.

[Nick]

Overwhelmed with plastic.

[Ethan]

Jesus.

[Brandon]

What's Dana doing?

[Clemmer]

He's trying a smoothie.

[Mincy]

Let me get. Yes.

[Nick]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

So, Dana, you had the better BLT and the better smoothie.

[Chef Donnie]

I'd rather have that than plastic.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. That's yogurt, though.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, but it's better than plastic.

[Clemmer]

All right, we need a judgment.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Two guys.

[Mincy]

Donnie. I'm good.

[Chef Donnie]

I'll give it to Miny.

[Mincy]

Oh, wow. First cookie. Competition win at barstool.

[Nick]

What an upset.

[Mincy]

I gotta take W's anyway I can get them.

[Clemmer]

All right, bring them back out on the court for the next.

[Mincy]

Okay, guys, back on the court. I'm.

[Clemmer]

He didn't have that thing. Looked at the two sandwiches in the smoothie. He had it. The plastic. He forgot about the plastic.

[Dana]

It was riddled in plastic.

[Clemmer]

There was so much plastic in a lot of plastic.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

We watched him plop it. I must not have seen.

[Clemmer]

It's great. It's great because we knew Mincy sucks at these. And he did suck at it because he didn't make a smoothie. But we're like, wow, Ethan's got it. And then the last second, he's on the one yard line.

[Mincy]

Plastic.

[Nick]

Even just a little bit of plastic, he wins. Yeah, it wasn't a little.

[Clemmer]

It was so much plastic.

[Mincy]

A handful of.

[Nick]

Evenly dispersed throughout.

[Brandon]

Well done, man.

[Clemmer]

Well done.

[Dana]

Well done. Plastic was pouring out.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man. Tried to poison him.

[Brandon]

Mitzi started a little swagger.

[Mincy]

That was supposed to be a gimmick for sure.

[Clemmer]

That was supposed to be Ethan.

[Brandon]

We've got another new one coming up.

[Nick]

No Dana.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Ethan]

How you doing?

[Mincy]

Sand.

[Chef Donnie]

Which really wasn't bad. I think him adding that butter to the. The pan helped. But the plastic was an all time reveal.

[Clemmer]

Do we have her human curling set up?

[Mincy]

We do. We're just waiting for Ethan to get a new mic.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Human curling.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Mincy]

What is that? Do they roll it?

[Clemmer]

What could that be?

[Nick]

I mean, Mincy looks.

[Brandon]

Well, it could be like hair care, but.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, true.

[Mincy]

He could see all the chairs.

[Clemmer]

Good job, Donnie. Donnie, come here.

[Mincy]

Whatever. Those chairs.

[Clemmer]

There we go.

[Mincy]

Oh, said somebody pushes us. Do we get to pick who pushes us? That's exactly what happens.

[Brandon]

No, it's not.

[Clemmer]

Donnie, have you ever seen a smoothie?

[Mincy]

I get to pick plastic. No, that's.

[Nick]

That was a first.

[Brandon]

That's not it.

[Nick]

With plastic, when Mincy didn't even make a smoothie, it was very hard to judge.

[Clemmer]

I didn't.

[Nick]

Yeah, I don't know how you judge that.

[Chef Donnie]

I think by default you had. Yeah, you can't give the plastic to the guy.

[Brandon]

I don't think Mincy was gonna kill somebody.

[Nick]

Yeah, no, you were in there. How did that happen? Because you have to take the plastic off to put the. Too busy focusing on the smoke. The smoke alarm right above. There's never been more smoke in that section of the kitchen. But then Ethan forgot bacon on a sandwich, so. He didn't. So that's. Yeah, Just a complete collapse. You Think it's gonna be an easy challenge. And then.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Where did the bacon go? He said he forgot to put it on. He put it all on one side. But I don't disappeared. That was impressively bad.

[Clemmer]

Wow. Yeah.

[Nick]

That almost tops grilled cheese. But I don't.

[Dana]

The man that didn't blend anything won the smoothie.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. And by presentation, Ethan had it in the bag.

[Nick]

Oh yeah. I thought Ethan had it. He made it looked great.

[Clemmer]

And then he should have just never had you guys taste.

[Chef Donnie]

No.

[Nick]

Or a straw. Straw would have helped because then you couldn't get it.

[Clemmer]

Oh, nice.

[Dana]

Straw would have helped.

[Clemmer]

Alright. Three. Three. Go ahead, Clemmer. We're gonna do human curling.

[Mincy]

Absolutely. So next event is human curling. Contestants will alternate drafting people from in the office to use as human curling stones. Each player will throw five stones. Most stones in the house after five throws will earn the event point. Okay, so you're draft people in the office. So each throw is a different draft, like a different person, Correct? Yeah. East throw is a different person, correct?

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Mincy]

But first you gotta draft the people. Now Ethan, you did win that suicide earlier. So you will have the first pick and then you alternate from there. You can draft.

[Nick]

He's gone rogue.

[Mincy]

Anyone in the office, can I draft you? Can you draft me?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Dana]

I draft Clemmer first overall.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

This is your team for the whole competition, by the way.

[Mincy]

Okay, Mincy, you have the next pick. Who's your hoodie pick? Climber.

[Nick]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

All right, I'm taking De De. I feel like I just let him stay in my apartment. I feel like he's going to try for me.

[Dana]

Feels like a step down try for you.

[Brandon]

You're pushing him.

[Mincy]

Oh, I thought he was pushing me. No, it's not at all what I said.

[Dana]

Smokes. And we got Nikki. Smokes.

[Mincy]

I didn't realize that.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, you be team yellow. So have everyone who's on your team put on those yellow shirts.

[Mincy]

No, I idea of that.

[Clemmer]

Deutsch you can put on the red shirt.

[Mincy]

I'm going to take Tyler Spade. Okay, Min, you have the next pick. I just took Tyler Spade.

[Clemmer]

All right, Ethan. He doesn't know any of their names.

[Nick]

No, I did not realize part of the competition.

[Mincy]

I thought you were pushing me and I was like, he's going to try for me.

[Dana]

Can I drop M?

[Clemmer]

Is he here?

[Brandon]

Representation.

[Mincy]

Try going to trash Patel. M not here.

[Dana]

He's right there. M. Patel.

[Clemmer]

He's just naming people.

[Mincy]

You're over here.

[Nick]

We're going to be next.

[Mincy]

Mincy, you're next. Is it. So this is just for the curling or is this like.

[Clemmer]

Oh man.

[Nick]

What else would it be for?

[Clemmer]

They playing.

[Dana]

What are you going to do?

[Mincy]

I'll take Connor Griffin. Connor Griffin.

[Brandon]

He's putting together a big team.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I mean it might work.

[Dana]

How many more? I need one more.

[Mincy]

Two more. You need two more?

[Dana]

All right. Let me get a big boy. Let me get Max.

[Mincy]

Max. All right.

[Clemmer]

No, you need just one more. It's 4v. 4 and 4, right?

[Dana]

TJ, we got a penny over here. Max.

[Mincy]

It said five. Five stones.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Yeah, whatever you want.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Nancy, you're next. I'm taking a white boy Rick.

[Clemmer]

Oh my God.

[Mincy]

White boy Rick.

[Nick]

Interesting.

[Brandon]

Six foot. Six foot Kyle.

[Clemmer]

Good pick.

[Mincy]

Your last best could get. I won't chug NASA.

[Clemmer]

Okay. He has gotten the heaviest. Come on.

[Nick]

I mean and space said. Oh, I thought they were pushing me.

[Brandon]

Then three more big guys.

[Clemmer]

Whose mic is that?

[Ethan]

That's climber just bent down and pick up.

[Mincy]

All right, I'm catching hints. There's other stuff in the draft. Why is he got to get.

[Nick]

What are the hints?

[Clemmer]

What is he talking about?

[Ethan]

Out.

[Clemmer]

It's human curling.

[Mincy]

Are we ready?

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Mincy]

Okay. I guess we can have the people get in the chairs.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. It's three rounds, Clemmer. So Mincy will go first and then Ethan will go second.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Toss, toss, toss. And we have the. We have the house. We have the curling house over there.

[Ethan]

Who you guys throwing first?

[Clemmer]

No, no, no. It's. Start at half court. Half court.

[Dana]

Okay. Okay. Come to half court.

[Mincy]

Go to half court, guys. Go to half court. Everybody go to half court. Can someone be my eyes and ears

[Clemmer]

on this if I'm doing this? Yep.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Thank y'.

[Brandon]

All.

[Mincy]

Thank y' all for helping. Thank you.

[Clemmer]

Here, I'll come out and help.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Ethan]

I think I go with the big boy first. Set the tone.

[Brandon]

Yeah. It's going to be hard to displace.

[Clemmer]

Is Kyle big time red line.

[Nick]

Start at half court.

[Clemmer]

Start at half court. You run to the red line.

[Mincy]

That's where you push.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Chair can't. You have to have your hand off the chair by the red line.

[Mincy]

Okay. And. And as far as like like is there.

[Clemmer]

It's the. It's curling. The closest rock to the closest person. It's like if Ethan has two in the house and you have none, he gets two points.

[Mincy]

Got go three rounds.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dana]

Push someone out.

[Brandon]

Or am I.

[Mincy]

No, no.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, you guys can't push. Yeah, you can't push.

[Mincy]

Can't put your seat on the ground. Okay. And then so just to be clear, my feet can't go past the red line or the chair can't.

[Clemmer]

You cannot be touching the chair past the red line.

[Mincy]

Okay, so chair's got.

[Brandon]

All right, ready?

[Chef Donnie]

Launch it.

[Mincy]

Just pick some

[Brandon]

boy.

[Dana]

Hey, hey. You don't clap for them.

[Clemmer]

So much weight on this team.

[Brandon]

It's not a far. I thought it was going to be gym.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

You ready?

[Clemmer]

You can't push it.

[Brandon]

That it's not. It's. Yeah, yeah.

[Mincy]

Give me a great line.

[Clemmer]

Interesting thing is brain, we tested this yesterday. If you have your off the chair,

[Brandon]

you're just going to go. Oh, oh, he's not even gonna make it.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. So if you have your feet off the chair. Yeah, you go sideways.

[Nick]

If you keep your feet on the

[Mincy]

chair, you go trying to go. So I don't want to hurt.

[Dana]

All right, let's go.

[Brandon]

All right, I'm gonna have to.

[Mincy]

Let's go.

[Chef Donnie]

Camps.

[Clemmer]

Let's go. Ethan, we need you.

[Dana]

I can go up to the green line.

[Clemmer]

No, the red line. Red. You have to release before the red line.

[Mincy]

Not your favorite. Wait.

[Clemmer]

Here we go.

[Mincy]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Oh, the bottom twirling.

[Ethan]

Oh, not a chance.

[Mincy]

That chair was past the red line.

[Clemmer]

No, it's. It's releasing before the red line. It's fine. The chair can go past you.

[Mincy]

Okay. I asked for you.

[Clemmer]

You have to have your hands off.

[Mincy]

We're doing this thing.

[Dana]

You spun way more than I expected.

[Brandon]

We're now spent more than an hour with Mitzy and I'm sick of it.

[Dana]

Tired.

[Mincy]

Everybody's going left.

[Brandon]

It's going to push him into the exit here.

[Ethan]

He going way to the right angle.

[Mincy]

Are you ready?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Grabbed ever the social guy.

[Nick]

Look, feet on the chair.

[Ethan]

Strong push.

[Clemmer]

He's gone. He's gone.

[Brandon]

He's hitting the screen.

[Clemmer]

He's hitting the screen. This is fun.

[Dana]

We lost a panel there.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

Oh, panel went out.

[Clemmer]

No, we lost the panel.

[Dana]

Lost the panel mid.

[Brandon]

See?

[Clemmer]

Oh, no. Hey, if you're going to hit the screen, just stop.

[Nick]

There goes a panel.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no need you here, bab.

[Brandon]

He's pushing from the base.

[Clemmer]

You probably shouldn't have put it right

[Chef Donnie]

in front of the screen.

[Ethan]

It's a bad idea, but.

[Dana]

I thought I could kind of. That's why I went.

[Clemmer]

Here comes the heavy hitter.

[Brandon]

This is fun.

[Nick]

Oh, feet up.

[Ethan]

Uhoh. Feet up.

[Chef Donnie]

Well, Deutsch.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he's going to go.

[Nick]

N's aiming right, though.

[Dana]

I mean, smokes was a bit of a shot.

[Brandon]

Oh, good. Strong thought he's going to bounce.

[Clemmer]

Oh, there he goes.

[Nick]

Really spinning.

[Clemmer]

Just need one in the house here.

[Nick]

Just one.

[Chef Donnie]

Let's go.

[Brandon]

Dean going with Bower for the win.

[Dana]

This red line.

[Mincy]

Oh, no, the wheels just start.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, that's straight as an arrow.

[Clemmer]

Get there, get there, get there. Oh, my God. Ethan.

[Ethan]

Great work by KB Dean.

[Clemmer]

Now you gotta think. Now you gotta think. Strategy block.

[Dana]

Oh, this guy's old.

[Ethan]

Oh, Connor's got his feet down.

[Dana]

He's hitting screen.

[Brandon]

Is he gonna slow?

[Nick]

Kyle, stay in.

[Brandon]

I think he's out.

[Nick]

Kyle's still in.

[Ethan]

Wow.

[Brandon]

Fresh.

[Clemmer]

You gotta go block her here, Ethan,

[Chef Donnie]

you gotta blast him.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

Just real short in front.

[Dana]

I'm trying to leave you short here, just so you block.

[Mincy]

I think. I think Rick's. Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, M is going to get pummeled by white boy. Rick.

[Ethan]

Feet down.

[Brandon]

Oh, very soft.

[Nick]

That's good.

[Clemmer]

This could be great.

[Brandon]

Okay, he's sagging to the right.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no,

[Nick]

He has to get this in.

[Brandon]

This is the last one. Right.

[Mincy]

Okay, Max kind of tail and left at the end. So maybe let's start over the right a little bit.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Mincy has to hit this, right.

[Brandon]

I was tailing the wrong way.

[Mincy]

Yeah, it's not tailing.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

All right, so. So this is free points. And we're doing three rounds of this. You guys like this? This is good.

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Fun.

[Clemmer]

There's three rounds of this one.

[Nick]

That's one.

[Clemmer]

No, no, but you have a free throw. You could try to get him in there. You'd be up 2 nothing. If you get him in here, just

[Nick]

don't get Kyle out. Oh, okay. Okay.

[Brandon]

We're doing three ends, though.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah. If he gets. If he gets Max in the house here. He's up two nothing.

[Dana]

You raised a very good point, Max. All right, baby, let's go.

[Mincy]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Dana]

Definitely the heaviest of the options.

[Brandon]

No offense.

[Nick]

Max, the money ball.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

I need the wheels to pop off.

[Brandon]

Not even close, mind. He could have drafted anybody in the office.

[Clemmer]

All right, one nothing, Ethan. Now Mincy goes. Or Ethan goes first. Now I'm right back.

[Dana]

I win this one, we're good.

[Clemmer]

No, no, it's three. It's three ends.

[Brandon]

Cumulative points.

[Clemmer]

It's cumulative points. You're up one nothing.

[Mincy]

Be a little strategy advice, because I'm obviously doing bad.

[Clemmer]

I like this guy.

[Ethan]

That little final curl, everybody.

[Nick]

I don't know what it is.

[Clemmer]

Hey, hey, guys. If you're. If you're going hot towards the video board and you're past the house. Just stand up. You know what I mean? You can just move yourself out of the way. We don't want to break the video board.

[Dana]

Way to adjust out there.

[Clemmer]

All right, here we go. Ethan, you're up first.

[Dana]

All right. Nick. Yeah.

[Clemmer]

This is going to be like a four hour.

[Brandon]

So be it.

[Clemmer]

It's 149.

[Nick]

It's not like we had the longest day of our lives.

[Brandon]

Oh. Oh.

[Ethan]

New.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Hey, now I think he's going to go sideways.

[Brandon]

Wait. Oh, he might stay. No, he.

[Nick]

There he goes.

[Clemmer]

That was.

[Nick]

And there he goes.

[Brandon]

He might never stop.

[Dana]

Hand up. That one's on me.

[Clemmer]

Don't hit your mic, Ethan.

[Dana]

Hey, that one's me.

[Clemmer]

All right. Go ahead, B.

[Brandon]

Immediately hit his mic again.

[Mincy]

Don't chance.

[Dana]

That's. He smoked that one.

[Clemmer]

He's going hard. This is too.

[Brandon]

Stop, stop.

[Clemmer]

He's going too hard. Yep.

[Mincy]

That was a good. That was my first accurate crunch.

[Brandon]

Well, it wasn't though.

[Mincy]

I mean it was accurate over the back. It was all in the box.

[Clemmer]

Not accurate back here would be in the house.

[Brandon]

Come.

[Dana]

Come this way.

[Clemmer]

Come right.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

Mar.

[Clemmer]

He's got more strategy.

[Brandon]

Oh, early.

[Clemmer]

This could be good. This could be good. This could be good.

[Mincy]

He's got one. Yeah. Everybody.

[Dana]

Everybody's going left.

[Nick]

They're riding the teacups.

[Dana]

Watching them.

[Clemmer]

So I know.

[Dana]

That's what I've been trying to do.

[Clemmer]

Oh, this is. His feet are wide. He's going to go crazy. Hold on. Yo.

[Mincy]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Clemmer]

All you have to have is one piece of the chair in one wheel.

[Brandon]

Damn it.

[Mincy]

I feel like I'm getting it.

[Nick]

It's like they repel from it at the last.

[Clemmer]

I. You think they'd play a little bit for the curve right there. Trying to. Yeah.

[Brandon]

I don't think think he's.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, but you got to. You got to shoot it all the way. Right?

[Brandon]

Climber.

[Nick]

It's a stone cold series. It's such a funny visual. Look at him go.

[Chef Donnie]

Really?

[Clemmer]

Oh.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh.

[Brandon]

It's going to be tough to get.

[Clemmer]

I mean, Ethan can just play.

[Mincy]

But if I knock him in, does that get him a point?

[Dana]

Yeah, it does.

[Mincy]

Sure does.

[Dana]

Oh, that's curling, baby.

[Nick]

Smoke him, Connor.

[Mincy]

Good stuff.

[Clemmer]

That's human curling. Everyone knows.

[Dana]

Too light.

[Brandon]

Dustin Baronet.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

I went too hard with problem.

[Chef Donnie]

Just blasted at him.

[Mincy]

Mitzi.

[Dana]

That's kind of what I was. Get him in. Wow.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Clemmer]

What a disaster by Mitzi.

[Dana]

Unbelievable.

[Clemmer]

Insane.

[Dana]

That's why we bl.

[Clemmer]

It's almost like he did that.

[Mincy]

That's why we block. Yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

All right, Kyle.

[Mincy]

He said step, stand up.

[Dana]

Got to just get your wheels going.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Brandon]

We're only on numbers.

[Ethan]

Uhoh.

[Clemmer]

We have a couple.

[Nick]

Oh, that one went arai.

[Brandon]

Oh, he's hooking back. It's fine.

[Clemmer]

Oh, God. Oh, my God. What a toss, Ethan.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

Back to back.

[Chef Donnie]

Well done, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

He's on fire.

[Ethan]

An easy target.

[Clemmer]

Going to try to blast.

[Brandon]

He's going to try to blast. Do it, Chuck.

[Ethan]

Blasto.

[Brandon]

£350 coming right at him.

[Clemmer]

Row of a lifetime right here.

[Nick]

His name's already Chuck.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

All right, Max.

[Brandon]

But Missy does have a white boy

[Mincy]

Rick left back, and we're gonna, like, run really far.

[Dana]

Here we go.

[Mincy]

But if you're. If I miss, I assume you try

[Brandon]

to leave Max in front, right?

[Clemmer]

I want to see last so bad. Just. Just.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

White boy Rick splitting the two of them. Oh.

[Ethan]

Oh,

[Brandon]

Very soft.

[Clemmer]

Oh, great block.

[Dana]

Just crush.

[Brandon]

I think. I think he can still do it.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no. This.

[Brandon]

Oh. Min's taking a big run up here.

[Clemmer]

He's running the whole.

[Brandon]

God bless you, Rick. At least you saw a national title.

[Dana]

Hey, hey, yellow, stay strong here. He's going to blow you up. Stay strong.

[Ethan]

He's going to need Rick to cur.

[Nick]

Stay strong.

[Brandon]

Please do this right. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

[Nick]

He got one out.

[Clemmer]

He got Kyle out. All right.

[Chef Donnie]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

All right. All right. It's two nothing.

[Nick]

Ethan, you stop the bleeding a little bit?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

You need a big round.

[Mincy]

Does it matter if I'm in the red? Is that, like.

[Clemmer]

No, no, you're good.

[Nick]

All right.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Hey, thank. Are you okay? Like, thank you for. Thank you for being a team player. Before I move.

[Clemmer]

One more, one more, one more. Ethan, you go first again.

[Mincy]

You may want to ask. I don't want to get down. Yeah, because that. Yeah, it was over if I didn't get the. I just want to make sure we're.

[Dana]

Does it matter if Clemmer's in the red?

[Clemmer]

No.

[Dana]

Okay. Doesn't matter.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, you go first again.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

You have the hammer.

[Mincy]

Thank you. It's like it was over if we

[Brandon]

didn't knock one out.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

Come delay.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Final round. T him on, like, curling.

[Dana]

Put them on. No, like, on the. On the wheels.

[Brandon]

I think you figured it out.

[Mincy]

It was kind of fun. As long as he was cool with it. I mean.

[Brandon]

Good, good, Good talk.

[Mincy]

Oh, that's tough.

[Clemmer]

Wow,

[Chef Donnie]

what a talks, everybody.

[Clemmer]

He's on.

[Nick]

Oh, the hot hand.

[Clemmer]

He just

[Mincy]

first in case we have to Use battering ram.

[Dana]

Battering ram in case he has to kill white boy.

[Brandon]

Rick again.

[Clemmer]

Oh, strong push.

[Brandon]

Oh, that might push him out.

[Clemmer]

Push him out.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, oh.

[Brandon]

Oh. They're both out.

[Mincy]

Oh, no, wait.

[Nick]

Is he curving back in?

[Brandon]

I think. Oh.

[Clemmer]

Good toss, Mincy. M, great job.

[Brandon]

You gotta score, though.

[Mincy]

I know, I know.

[Clemmer]

All right. This is fun.

[Dana]

All right, M. Here we go. This one for James wins.

[Clemmer]

It's a great one.

[Brandon]

So wonderfully stupid.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yeah. Just watching them just spin around.

[Nick]

Yep, there he goes.

[Brandon]

Haresh always goes left.

[Nick]

He really spins.

[Ethan]

Chair got to be start.

[Mincy]

Touch right. Okay, you need. I need, like, faster or slower. I think it was good speed. Okay,

[Brandon]

That might be. You gotta slow down. Gotta slow down.

[Clemmer]

Get out.

[Nick]

Damn. He can't find it.

[Brandon]

Plumber can't find circle.

[Mincy]

I gotta slow it down.

[Nick]

My favorite visual.

[Mincy]

We need his cape flailing in the wind.

[Nick]

He hasn't even cracked a smile.

[Mincy]

By the way, Try to stay impartial.

[Brandon]

Clemore was so miserable and bad at this last year, we made him in the ref. And he's wearing a king's crown.

[Mincy]

Round.

[Nick]

Shorts, bro.

[Ethan]

Uhoh.

[Mincy]

Uhoh.

[Brandon]

Has Ethan lost it? Let's go.

[Mincy]

I guess the. Any thoughts on this?

[Chef Donnie]

I went pretty straight.

[Brandon]

I went pretty straight last time.

[Chef Donnie]

I think you just put too much zip on.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Dana]

Put way too much zip on him.

[Mincy]

Start here.

[Brandon]

M's got to get something in the house.

[Nick]

Has to.

[Brandon]

Gotta get something.

[Nick]

Oh, that felt like a. I should be right.

[Brandon]

Oh, you gotta spin back.

[Dana]

Show you, Max.

[Nick]

Zip.

[Dana]

Kyle's the one I could get the best throws on, so I'm gonna save him for the hammer.

[Chef Donnie]

Come on, Max.

[Dana]

I believe in you. King thoughts here. Shout out, Philly Mays. Shout out. Barcelona 2019. Shout out, man.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, is that true?

[Mincy]

Problem.

[Nick]

That looks good.

[Clemmer]

Get in there.

[Nick]

Max is staying true.

[Brandon]

Wow. Yes. Wow.

[Chef Donnie]

Useful shots.

[Nick]

Oh, jeez.

[Brandon]

That's the first shout out to Matt Ola in a while.

[Chef Donnie]

That is kind of crazy that Ethan and Max were in the same interviews.

[Dana]

Oh, that's good.

[Mincy]

Go.

[Brandon]

That's good.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh,

[Clemmer]

way to stay big, Max. Way to stay big.

[Nick]

Oh, I mean, he's done it doesn't look good.

[Clemmer]

He's got a hit.

[Nick]

If Mincy misses. If. If Ethan misses this. And Mincy can hit.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

He's got to keep chucking in, but if he.

[Brandon]

Chain reactions. Chuck into Max. Knocks Max out. But keeps Chuck in.

[Clemmer]

Right. But I think this should just be an easy blocker.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think Ethan.

[Dana]

Right.

[Brandon]

Shut the door here.

[Ethan]

Oh. Oh.

[Nick]

As long as it's not A bad throw. Oh, he gets in.

[Mincy]

Oh, wow.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. What a curtain toss.

[Nick]

Yeah, but no, there's one answer here. Chain react.

[Clemmer]

The only way you can win Mincy is you gotta hit. You gotta blast them out.

[Mincy]

But hey, if I get him in and it's a tie, do we go to a fourth round?

[Brandon]

Yeah, sure.

[Nick]

Yeah, sure.

[Clemmer]

You have to have two closer to the middle than he does.

[Mincy]

Oh, okay.

[Brandon]

You have two in.

[Clemmer]

You have to have two in and. And basically hit them out.

[Nick]

Clash of the pathetic titans.

[Clemmer]

This will be a shot of a life, this one.

[Brandon]

But he.

[Nick]

He has to stay in.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Oh, the Hail Mar.

[Nick]

I have a feeling this is going to just go the widest of rights.

[Clemmer]

Someone might give him Hell Rick.

[Mincy]

Oh, my. Go through the wall.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

No.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no. He didn't do it. He didn't do it. He needed Max. Let's go, boy.

[Mincy]

Eat this. Shout out, White Boy Rick.

[Brandon]

Hell yeah.

[Mincy]

White Boy Rick.

[Brandon]

Shout out.

[Mincy]

Team player.

[Brandon]

Hell yeah.

[Clemmer]

Way to go, Nasty.

[Dana]

It was Hell yeah.

[Mincy]

I'm going to.

[Clemmer]

Are you back kitchen? There's a couple quick ones. We could also cancel one if we wanted.

[Ethan]

Good job. To all the curling stones next.

[Nick]

The next one I love.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, the next one we got to do.

[Dana]

What's the score?

[Clemmer]

It is 4, 3. You back in the kitchen.

[Mincy]

We lose Mincy.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he went to take a piss again. Can we get eyes on Mincey Taking a piss, By the way, Blue diamond almonds and more. The flavorful nut mix. Mixed nuts, leveled up almonds, cashews and pistachios. And three signature Blue diamond flavors. Honey roasted smokehouse roasted sea Salt freshness guaranteed 5 grams of protein per serving. Other mixed nuts are stale, bland. They can't match Blue Diamond's flavor and freshness. Upgrade to the flavorful nut mix. Blue diamond almonds and more. I am a big fan of the Smokehouse. Absolutely delicious. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Starting on Monday, I'm going to be doing Chat eliminator in the New York office.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

It's a new kind of game show. 20 content people starting Monday, 10 o'. Clock. And the chat will help eliminate them. So they'll do a challenge. Two people will go on the block and the chat will vote out someone. And then whoever's left will be able to eliminate someone on their own. Now you're down to 18. Do another challenge and we get down to one person and Chat will pick the winner.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Nice.

[Mincy]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, next week on Viva Pre show. Thank you very much. Yeah. So I'm excited about it. We'll see how it goes. First time doing something. Hopefully it works.

[Clemmer]

Love it.

[Chef Donnie]

Thank you.

[Nick]

Tune in.

[Clemmer]

Great job.

[Chef Donnie]

Let's go, coach.

[Clemmer]

All right, back in there.

[Nick]

For those asking, the extra point is the national anthem.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, the national anthem was the extra point.

[Mincy]

It is four, three. Ethan. Okay.

[Brandon]

This.

[Mincy]

This challenge. Seven, right? This is a new challenge. Yeah, but we. The first point was not a challenge. This is actually.

[Brandon]

We're not halfway yet.

[Clemmer]

Someone just. Someone just.

[Mincy]

I'm doing that.

[Clemmer]

Someone just tweeted me. Next shout out. Michael. He said next year's pro day has to be Mincy versus Jay. The challenges don't count for any points. The winner is whoever asked the least amount.

[Mincy]

Can I get one person?

[Brandon]

That would take 12 hours.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man.

[Dana]

All right.

[Mincy]

Okay. This is called the Popcorn Kernel Catch. Contestants will stand around a pan with popcorn kernels in it. It will turn on, popcorn will start popping. Whoever catches more popcorn kernels in midair will earn the event point. Do we need gloves in case they're hot?

[Clemmer]

No, no gloves.

[Nick]

Is there a lot of oil in there?

[Clemmer]

No gloves. So you have to catch Clemmer. They have to catch it with their bare hands and put it in the cup. And we'll have a minute timer as soon as the popcorn starts popping.

[Mincy]

Okay. So you have to catch with your bare hands and then put it in the cup. You cannot use the cup as a tool.

[Nick]

We gotta make sure there's a bunch of oil in there so it pops up at them.

[Dana]

Popcorn pop that high?

[Mincy]

I'm a little nervous about this myself. Not gonna lie.

[Dana]

I feel like popcorn doesn't pop that high. Am I crazy?

[Mincy]

We're about to find out now, aren't we?

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Ethan]

Oh, God.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Nick]

And when we did this last, who did it?

[Mincy]

It being oldie.

[Nick]

And it burns. Yeah, it does.

[Mincy]

Just make sure it's caked in a lot. Maybe a little more. More, you think? More.

[Clemmer]

A little bit more.

[Mincy]

Okay. Told to put more in.

[Nick]

And did you put it on high?

[Clemmer]

They haven't turned it on yet.

[Mincy]

Turned on yet.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Nick]

Can Clemmer hear me?

[Mincy]

Yeah, I certainly can. No idea how to turn this on. I'm sure this will go well.

[Dana]

Yeah. Hey, don't stand right there. You're gonna get blown up by a fireball.

[Mincy]

It's not good.

[Nick]

He did.

[Clemmer]

Not helping. Just letting you know.

[Nick]

Hey, you're gonna die from a fireball.

[Clemmer]

Where's Donnie? We need Donnie.

[Mincy]

Yeah, we're gonna need Donnie to turn this on. I'm a little nervous. I just don't know how to turn this on.

[Brandon]

Oh, My go all the way.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Ethan]

I love Ethan's hair so much. Thank you.

[Brandon]

This is really kind of a three man competition.

[Mincy]

It really is. And I'm losing. I don't know.

[Dana]

His cape's gonna catch on fire.

[Brandon]

Somebody turned it on for him.

[Mincy]

Mike, this one's no good. I don't know. I don't know how to use that other one. It's smoking. I mean, smoking.

[Brandon]

I smell the smoke.

[Mincy]

Try it if you want to. Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Mincy]

So it's not my fault entirely.

[Nick]

Poor chef man.

[Mincy]

Oh, I had the wrong thing.

[Brandon]

It was my fault.

[Ethan]

Of course.

[Mincy]

Sorry. Not good at this kind of stuff or much of any.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Nick]

Is this.

[Brandon]

One at a time Corn. Hope the plastic gets in.

[Mincy]

Okay. No, he going first.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're. At same time. Going first.

[Mincy]

Going the same time. Oh, Yep.

[Ethan]

Move that bottle.

[Mincy]

We catch with our hands and put

[Clemmer]

it in the cup.

[Mincy]

Correct.

[Nick]

They should wait till it really starts simmering and popping.

[Mincy]

You're cool with being there? Like. Yeah, I'm trying to make it fair. Where we don't.

[Clemmer]

Sorry.

[Mincy]

I was doing that.

[Chef Donnie]

I think my Ozempic's working.

[Brandon]

You've been eating non stop.

[Chef Donnie]

No, but. No, I just thought of chicken parm and I was like, I don't want chicken.

[Nick]

Danny, you're full from eating.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, is that what I was Epictetus.

[Chef Donnie]

I don't know. I was. For some reason, I was just thinking about chicken parm, and I was like, I don't want that. Normally I would.

[Brandon]

You've been eating nothing but bread?

[Chef Donnie]

No, I only had a little bit of bread.

[Dana]

Me too.

[Chef Donnie]

I think it's working, boys.

[Clemmer]

The babies.

[Mincy]

Trouble.

[Brandon]

Ky.

[Ethan]

I picture the sales team walking a company around today.

[Nick]

We could hope.

[Clemmer]

Look at him.

[Mincy]

Really hot.

[Clemmer]

Oh, here we go. One minute starts now.

[Mincy]

One minute. Has to be on the floor.

[Clemmer]

I got.

[Mincy]

That's that popcorn.

[Clemmer]

Ethan.

[Brandon]

He's just picking it off the ground.

[Clemmer]

You can't pick it off the ground, dude.

[Mincy]

This is like old flying everywhere in my eyes. Like, can we have some goggles? Can we have some goggles?

[Brandon]

Bare ass.

[Ethan]

Fair ass.

[Mincy]

Reach your arm out.

[Brandon]

Reach your arm out. Don't hover above it. Three.

[Nick]

That is way.

[Mincy]

This is crazy. Ow. 30 seconds left.

[Brandon]

Someone just landing in his cup.

[Mincy]

He's not catching.

[Nick]

This is luck.

[Brandon]

God.

[Nick]

On his side. Go eat him.

[Mincy]

Oh, my God.

[Dana]

He got shot. Cam's dancing.

[Mincy]

Get him in.

[Nick]

He missed the cop.

[Mincy]

10 seconds. Get in your cup. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Dana]

Still in his cup.

[Brandon]

That's cheap.

[Clemmer]

No, that's.

[Mincy]

That is hot. Okay.

[Dana]

He didn't catch a single one of those.

[Brandon]

He called some.

[Mincy]

No, I called. Mincy, bring your cup over here, please.

[Clemmer]

Wait, Turn off the burner.

[Mincy]

It is off.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Mincy]

It is off.

[Clemmer]

Mincy. Mincy took a couple off the ground there.

[Mincy]

Like, I got hit like Barrett right above my.

[Nick]

Picking them up off the counter.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, Mincy was picking them up off the counter.

[Brandon]

Hey, he's the judge, but I think

[Clemmer]

we have to overrule this.

[Nick]

You have to. Minus.

[Clemmer]

I saw. I saw at least three that he picked.

[Mincy]

We know how many mins. I did not see him pick any off the.

[Brandon]

He said two.

[Mincy]

Yeah, I picked two.

[Dana]

I'm sure I saw him catch one. I don't.

[Mincy]

I caught a. I called, like, two, and I picked up everything.

[Clemmer]

I.

[Mincy]

You said he caught two.

[Brandon]

Getting rid of them.

[Mincy]

I caught me. Ethan wins.

[Clemmer]

All right, that's fair.

[Mincy]

I think. We gotta have goggles. If we do that again, we might

[Clemmer]

cancel that for the final one.

[Brandon]

T shirt Fairness committee goggles.

[Clemmer]

Totally fair.

[Ethan]

Totally pretty fair.

[Mincy]

We do that again. Definitely. Goggles.

[Clemmer]

Completely fair.

[Nick]

It helps not to stare directly. Goggles again.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Dude, I freaking got hit. Freaking right above the eye with a smoking hot oil.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right. Silent ball drop. This one's easy. Okay, headphones. Yep. So we're gonna. You guys are just going to stand in the middle of the court, and we hold the ball, and we're gonna set a timer, and you're gonna drop the ball when you think it's close to the timer and the closest person wins.

[Dana]

Okay. We don't know.

[Clemmer]

I'll tell you how long. This one's easy.

[Mincy]

Okay. Repeat. Repeat what it is again.

[Clemmer]

You're gonna hold the ball. I'm gonna tell you a time. You're gonna try to figure out. You're gonna try to drop the ball as close to the time as possible.

[Mincy]

Got it?

[Clemmer]

Very easy.

[Mincy]

And then head like, both of these on.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

No, hold the headphones.

[Nick]

Dana, this is the first time I've seen you, like, frustrated ever.

[Brandon]

Yep, we know.

[Nick]

Well said.

[Clemmer]

It's just right.

[Mincy]

It's so simple. How do we hear what the time is if we have these on?

[Clemmer]

Can you hear me, Ethan?

[Brandon]

Somebody get Ethan.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Nick]

They're putting the headphones.

[Brandon]

The headphones don't need to be on yet.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Clemmer]

He did. Steve, get him the headphones off. All right, all right.

[Dana]

Someone was playing with the.

[Clemmer]

We're gonna do a minute and a half, and it's gonna start the minute that you. That Steve and Clemmer Put your headphones on. Okay.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

All right, so let's get the timer.

[Brandon]

Everybody clear?

[Mincy]

Is this for both of us?

[Brandon]

Drop the ball when you think it's a minute and a half. Yes.

[Clemmer]

All right. Three, two, one, go. All right. Hey. We can't react because we don't want to make noise.

[Mincy]

Yeah, right.

[Ethan]

See if I can pee that fast.

[Brandon]

What's Messy's mouth doing?

[Clemmer]

Counting. Counting. Right now he's trying to count the whole thing.

[Nick]

He's still reciting the Japanese order.

[Brandon]

Look at this imagery.

[Nick]

It had to have been so frustrating to be one of his teachers for 10 years.

[Brandon]

Parents bought that diploma.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

We're lawyers.

[Nick]

Can you just do that?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Ole Miss can.

[Chef Donnie]

Nothing that he's mouthing. Number.

[Brandon]

No, it doesn't. That's what I was thinking, but we probably shouldn't zoom into his to read his lips too close. What if that's how he counts? That's how he goes to sleep at night. He counts.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

We could be getting a range of a drop.

[Nick]

What is he saying? I think he's gonna be good at this. Counting bleeps.

[Brandon]

He's not saying numbers, Dana. You're right. I did not.

[Nick]

I could see him singing a song. That's a minute 30.

[Clemmer]

30.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Singing roll to Me by Dellamitri.

[Nick]

Yeah, he is.

[Mincy]

What is he saying?

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Okay. I'm going to start a stopwatch when it gets to zero, just in case. When did Ethan drop the.

[Mincy]

Is you singing Free Bird?

[Nick]

I think Ethan just.

[Clemmer]

Ethan won.

[Nick]

Ethan won.

[Mincy]

Ethan won.

[Brandon]

When's he going to drop it?

[Clemmer]

When's he going to drop it?

[Chef Donnie]

I don't think he knows how to count.

[Brandon]

So that's. Is it just a one?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, that's it. Okay. It's a fast one.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

B falls off.

[Clemmer]

Go ahead, Ethan. Winner.

[Brandon]

How close was I?

[Clemmer]

You were eight seconds away from a minute 30, Mincy. You were 17 seconds over a minute 30.

[Nick]

What were you mouthing, Mincy?

[Mincy]

Just trying to count slower because I thought I'd go too fast.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you were counting two numbers in English.

[Mincy]

Too slow. I thought if I aired, it would. All right, whatever. So I believe it's five to three.

[Nick]

It is five to three. Six.

[Brandon]

Three. After eight events, it is six to three.

[Clemmer]

Should we do this next one and be. Is it gonna be annoying having them take off their shirts and we can

[Nick]

get rid of it? We do have white shirts. If you didn't want to do shirtless.

[Dana]

Yeah, okay.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Put on. Put some white shirts on them.

[Mincy]

Let's do it.

[Clemmer]

This would be A fun one.

[Dana]

White shirts.

[Mincy]

White shirts. We have white shirt.

[Clemmer]

Or you guys can go shirtless.

[Dana]

I'll go white.

[Nick]

Shirtless would be an advantage.

[Brandon]

I'd get rid of 14. You like that one?

[Clemmer]

It's so fun.

[Brandon]

And 15 might take an hour.

[Mincy]

Do we just put the shirts on over?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, we could. We'll cancel 15.

[Mincy]

We're canceling 15.

[Brandon]

We might.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. 15.

[Nick]

Oh, chef's gonna be pissed.

[Clemmer]

Well, guess what? That's bonus for us. He'll present it to us. Chef dining presentation. No, but he'll present it to us tomorrow.

[Nick]

Yeah, it might be good for these.

[Clemmer]

We actually can't because he has to

[Mincy]

go to a shoe.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Oh, okay. Okay.

[Clemmer]

So he has to look anyway.

[Nick]

I also have the Japanese food.

[Clemmer]

Oh, we got it.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. Bring down in there.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, we got the.

[Brandon]

Jenna, he's food.

[Nick]

I just saw your head whip.

[Clemmer]

All right, so this one is simple. It's a draw in the back challenge. You want to do it in here? Okay, so Mincy and Mincy and Ethan, you're gonna have. Who is it? Hannah.

[Mincy]

It's Hannah and Jacob.

[Clemmer]

Hannah and Jacob are gonna draw something on your back, and you're gonna have to draw it on the canvas. This. They're going to be different things, and whoever is closer judged by Clemmer or whoever does a better drawing will win.

[Mincy]

And. But we don't know what they're drawing. We got to just feel it out. Correct.

[Clemmer]

Crazy. Crazy.

[Nick]

It's nuts.

[Clemmer]

All right, step up to your canvas.

[Mincy]

I'm good.

[Brandon]

I'm passing to Dana.

[Clemmer]

Dana, we got sushi, dragon roll, Godzilla.

[Chef Donnie]

What's Godzilla roll?

[Mincy]

How long do we want this to go?

[Clemmer]

Let's go like, two minutes.

[Dana]

Minutes.

[Mincy]

Okay. Are you guys ready?

[Clemmer]

Or say three minutes? Three minutes seems right.

[Mincy]

Three minutes.

[Clemmer]

Yep. Now they're drawing different things. Correct. Jacob and Hannah, are you drawing the same thing? All right, so do not look. Do not cheat off each other.

[Mincy]

Are we supposed to be drawing what

[Clemmer]

they draw on your back?

[Mincy]

You draw wait on them to finish drawing?

[Clemmer]

No, you do whatever however you want want.

[Mincy]

And we have three minutes.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

So do it as they're doing it.

[Clemmer]

Y.

[Brandon]

My God.

[Mincy]

You. You have an insert.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah. Have them face you.

[Mincy]

That can be a good thing.

[Clemmer]

And then we can reveal. We can reveal the final drawings at the end. That's perfect.

[Chef Donnie]

Sushi's awesome.

[Brandon]

Sushi's great.

[Mincy]

Good.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Good job, Missy.

[Clemmer]

All right, Jacob and Hannah, are you ready?

[Mincy]

And so we're supposed to draw this. We're supposed to draw this as they draw or yeah.

[Clemmer]

However you want to do it.

[Ethan]

Anything that I'm doing.

[Nick]

Danny, you're getting mad, too.

[Mincy]

That was the third time he answered that question.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

No way I asked this question.

[Mincy]

Well, yeah, I can feel.

[Clemmer]

No, you don't. Actually. It's credit to you.

[Mincy]

I can.

[Clemmer]

Sushi.

[Nick]

Dana.

[Clemmer]

We started this show on a diet.

[Nick]

Dana, you've had 3,000 working.

[Clemmer]

He's had so much food.

[Nick]

You've had 3,000 calories in two hours.

[Clemmer]

All right, ready? Three, two, one. Gonna be interesting.

[Dana]

You gotta push in, Jacob. I can't feel anything. No, you're. You're good. You're good.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

This is fascinating.

[Nick]

It is.

[Brandon]

Jacob, you're pulling the shirt out too much. Yeah.

[Mincy]

So,

[Clemmer]

Food burger.

[Ethan]

Is this a jazzy version of Fields of Athenry?

[Brandon]

What?

[Ethan]

St Patrick's

[Nick]

who were you at? Fields of Athena, But I think it

[Dana]

is Fields of Athena.

[Ethan]

Okay, shut the up, Kyle. Shut the up.

[Mincy]

I have no idea what's going on now.

[Brandon]

I mean, you asked it. I can't see what Mets is doing.

[Clemmer]

Okay, we have a minute left. Oh, boy's doing a great. Unbelievable. Yeah.

[Mincy]

And.

[Chef Donnie]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Good job.

[Nick]

That's the picture.

[Brandon]

He's going live. I don't even think Jacob would win this competition. He's doing the original pick.

[Mincy]

Some kind of circle, maybe. No, no, don't take.

[Nick]

No, you can't talk rule expert.

[Brandon]

She's uninvited from the pool party now.

[Nick]

Mincy ripped a fart right now.

[Brandon]

I won't.

[Mincy]

I promise. I'm on the clean living Last week.

[Nick]

You don't fart anymore.

[Mincy]

I'm cleaned out right now.

[Nick]

What does that mean?

[Mincy]

I've been doing some.

[Dana]

Coming close to resetting.

[Mincy]

No, it's fair.

[Dana]

Details.

[Ethan]

I'm interested.

[Nick]

What have you been doing?

[Brandon]

That's clean living. We could sell that shirt square.

[Dana]

He's been doing colonics.

[Mincy]

I've been doing colonics. Several.

[Dana]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Why don't you go out on the court with your easel or with your. Your painting. Take your canvas.

[Mincy]

Thank you. So very good.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Jeez. Wow.

[Clemmer]

Jacob's is pretty good, too.

[Dana]

Not bad.

[Clemmer]

All right, first reveal your backs. We'll hold on. We'll get the camera set. Yeah. Back. You're back, Mincy. All right, Mincy, you go first. So that's what Hannah drew. Incredible. Mincy, show the audience. Yep.

[Nick]

And Mince, what do you think that is?

[Mincy]

I have no roads.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

You thought she was drawing roads on your back.

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

You can hold this. Okay.

[Clemmer]

Damn, Hannah. And then. Yeah. Here's Ethan. Jacob. Did A really good job, too.

[Nick]

And Ethan, What? What's your drawing of?

[Dana]

Bunch of lines. That's all.

[Clemmer]

Bunch of lines.

[Mincy]

Okay, turn around.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

That was the joker.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

This is.

[Brandon]

This is tough. They're abstract.

[Dana]

Who do you get from.

[Ethan]

Looks like a man riding a bicycle.

[Dana]

Yeah, it looks like an elliptical, Nancy.

[Clemmer]

Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Dissonance six to four.

[Mincy]

It was just that much more abstract. And you could get a glimmer here

[Clemmer]

of what was it?

[Mincy]

Of what it should be.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, there's a little bit of house in there.

[Dana]

Was it a house?

[Nick]

It's a house.

[Clemmer]

It was a house. It was a house. House, house.

[Mincy]

You were close.

[Brandon]

The yak house.

[Dana]

Was I?

[Mincy]

Yeah, you can see your house here. I just liked his abstract element. Thank you, Hannah.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Okay, go on to the next one.

[Nick]

That ends the plimmer.

[Brandon]

Just told Ethan he was closer, therefore he gave it to Mincey.

[Mincy]

No, I said he was close, not closer.

[Clemmer]

All right, this is egg high toss. You can explain this to him, Clemmer, because I don't really want to talk to Mincey anymore.

[Mincy]

I don't blame you. Contestants say contestants will alternate throwing eggs over the bar, running under the bar, and catching the egg on the other side. If the egg breaks, the egg does not go over the bar. The throw has failed. Each person will alternate throwing five eggs. If you're tied to five eggs, throw five more. Winner gets the point. So you're trying to throw the egg over the bar and catch it.

[Brandon]

So you throw it over.

[Mincy]

So. No, no, I get it. I get it. But where do you start? Like, where?

[Nick]

I don't think I can take it anymore. I think I might leave.

[Dana]

I'll just put it on this table.

[Mincy]

They're facing this. You're doing a lot of stuff I've never done. I gotta ask a question.

[Clemmer]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

You've tossed eggs.

[Dana]

I don't sit around pan to pop.

[Mincy]

So they can be here.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Nobody but Ethan has not asked a lot of questions.

[Mincy]

Okay, Right. So they can be like, here. I feel like. Isn't there no such thing as a stupid question? Well, they want to be facing you. Okay, boys. So you're throwing it over the bar and catching it. Okay.

[Dana]

Doesn't matter how I throw it. Overhand, underhand.

[Nick]

Yeah. Okay.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Brandon]

That was.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

But it does matter if it does not go over the bar or if it hits the bar.

[Dana]

Okay, okay.

[Clemmer]

How many rounds are there? 5.

[Mincy]

Or if the egg breaks at all. It doesn't count.

[Clemmer]

Okay, okay. Five rounds.

[Mincy]

You're going one at a time. And you're facing. You're facing against. Yeah. So you're facing this way. Okay. Okay. Okay. You guys ready?

[Clemmer]

Ethan's up first.

[Nick]

Ethan, first.

[Mincy]

One at a time. Okay. All right, Ethan, you can start. Wow.

[Brandon]

He threw it way high. It's an egg. You don't have to throw it that high.

[Ethan]

What the.

[Mincy]

You don't.

[Clemmer]

It's the tarps down there.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dana]

All right.

[Nick]

Pick up your egg.

[Mincy]

Toss. Number one for Mincy.

[Clemmer]

Don't.

[Nick]

But good touch.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I knew that was going to happen there.

[Dana]

Jealousy. Score.

[Mincy]

Zero. Zero.

[Clemmer]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh, boys.

[Chef Donnie]

Come on, fellas.

[Nick]

If that didn't hit the bar, that was going to hit the ceiling.

[Mincy]

Come on, fellas.

[Clemmer]

Come on, boys.

[Dana]

I got egg in my hair.

[Mincy]

Ready?

[Ethan]

I have egg on my face.

[Brandon]

There it goes. There we go.

[Mincy]

Mints.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he's got one.

[Mincy]

Hell, yeah. You just have three tosses left. All right, Ethan. Let's go, Ethan. Come on, Ethan.

[Ethan]

I thought this was so simple.

[Clemmer]

I thought it was so simple, you know?

[Nick]

Oh, get over.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, that went over, right?

[Mincy]

Yes.

[Brandon]

They don't have to throw it underhanded. They could right up one.

[Mincy]

One.

[Nick]

I think I'd go underhand.

[Mincy]

I think I go if you do.

[Clemmer]

He's down. He slipped an egg.

[Brandon]

Are you good? You all right? You okay?

[Mincy]

I'm all right. I'm all right.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Ethan]

Oh, no, no.

[Brandon]

I mean, we're good.

[Mincy]

We're good. Hey.

[Ethan]

Oh, he heard his ankle. He's limping. He's limping.

[Brandon]

Walk it off.

[Mincy]

You all right? Yeah, yeah. I'm just walking. I'm good, though. I'm 100% good. Ethan, it's your toss.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

Did not go over.

[Clemmer]

How.

[Mincy]

You're ready.

[Clemmer]

It's hard.

[Brandon]

Now, see what I'm saying? If you throw it overhanded, you can get it closer to the par on release.

[Dana]

Got it.

[Brandon]

Clever.

[Ethan]

Just told him to take it easy.

[Mincy]

Oh, that counts.

[Dana]

Yes.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Injured. If you do not hit this, you will lose the challenge.

[Dana]

Yes, sir.

[Ethan]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Mincy, you catch this, you will win the challenge.

[Nick]

All right, Mincy. Go, Ben.

[Mincy]

It's over.

[Clemmer]

Oh, we're going over time.

[Brandon]

Wait, not five more, but.

[Clemmer]

All right. I can actually go for five more. I. I can go for five more. This is so bad, it's funny.

[Nick]

I really like.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Ethan, you ready?

[Clemmer]

Reset it.

[Dana]

I love it.

[Clemmer]

If this one is tied again, we'll go shoot out.

[Dana]

Free egg.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

Not make it over.

[Clemmer]

How. How Nice.

[Nick]

Solid one.

[Mincy]

One nothing. Mint.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Oh, boy.

[Clemmer]

Got it. All right.

[Brandon]

Starting to get the groove here, boys.

[Nick]

Yeah. But he started in a hole.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Nick]

Egg on the trans.

[Brandon]

Hopefully.

[Mincy]

Eggs are good.

[Clemmer]

We found a Keith.

[Nick]

Almost gonna get salmonella.

[Mincy]

Good for the hair transplant.

[Ethan]

That's not good.

[Chef Donnie]

Worried about the hair transplant.

[Clemmer]

All right, take control, Ethan. Third toss, second of overtime. Third toss.

[Mincy]

It's one to one. One to one. Yes. No, no, buddy.

[Clemmer]

Try overhand, Ethan.

[Brandon]

There it goes.

[Nick]

Oh, there he goes.

[Brandon]

Good toss.

[Nick]

Good toss.

[Mincy]

Two tosses, left of overtime. The first overtime.

[Brandon]

Smarter.

[Clemmer]

Oh, Ethan, you got cocky.

[Mincy]

Yeah. You need to land this one. I need to land one more.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

You catch this, it's over.

[Clemmer]

Oh, E. Catch on the next time.

[Nick]

What the. There it is.

[Brandon]

Beautiful.

[Dana]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

Why would you do that? It's all over the COVID That was so good. I really thought that was gonna be easy.

[Mincy]

Congratulations. Come back.

[Nick]

Should have been on an injury.

[Clemmer]

All right, boys, sit down here. Crisscross applesauce on the floor. This is the blowup pop challenge.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Don't open it yet. Don't open it yet. Sit down. Sit down. If you have a question.

[Mincy]

Facing them.

[Brandon]

Sit down. Sit down. Crisscross applesauce facing this way.

[Nick]

Mincy, how's your ankle?

[Mincy]

Okay, well, my ankle was my knee, but.

[Brandon]

All right, there you go.

[Mincy]

I'm with.

[Brandon]

You got this one.

[Clemmer]

All right. All right. This couldn't be easier. Yes.

[Brandon]

Sit down. Face Ms. Face Ms.

[Clemmer]

Wait, let's get the camera set.

[Mincy]

Little.

[Brandon]

A little closer. Yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay, just in case you guys forget, you need to get to the center of the blow pop. No biting.

[Clemmer]

No biting.

[Mincy]

No biting the person.

[Clemmer]

Immediate, immediate disqualification.

[Mincy]

I figured IQ'd for biting last time last year. First and blows a bubble. Whoa. Wow. Will earn the event point. So it's not just hitting the gum. You need to then chew the gum and blow a bubble. Does that make sense?

[Dana]

Yes, sir.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

All right. Three, two, one, go.

[Dana]

Hands have egg all over them. I can't open. Go.

[Nick]

Oh, it's already in the mouth for mints. Mince first to mouth wash the biting.

[Dana]

Look at this.

[Nick]

Look at the form. Alternate cheek with constant suction.

[Dana]

Textbook lick off, Ethan.

[Nick]

Stagnant. And his tongue is doing all the work.

[Brandon]

Yeah, I think he's going smaller. Socks.

[Nick]

Cheeks versus tongue.

[Dana]

Ethan locked in, creating a seal with his mouth around.

[Nick]

He likes the flavor

[Clemmer]

alternating. Yes.

[Nick]

He's not letting any part of the mouth dry out.

[Brandon]

Let's let the sound tell the story for just a second.

[Dana]

Vince. Swabbing the entire mouth.

[Brandon]

Look at dana.

[Dana]

Oh, gross, dude.

[Brandon]

All right, this separates the men from the boys. Guys,

[Clemmer]

It sounds like a Clyde Sting.

[Nick]

He's Developed a rhythm. But we don't know if this is working.

[Dana]

I have no idea.

[Brandon]

Just going Ethan's back and forth with this.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Clemmer]

He's got that thing buried.

[Nick]

This is the visual I like right here. Oh, starting to rotate. Starting to spin it.

[Ethan]

Ethan making eye contact. Unbroken.

[Nick]

There's no way cracking his knuckles right now.

[Ethan]

$10,000, guys.

[Nick]

$10,000.

[Brandon]

Which could turn into what? Once you win the World Series of

[Nick]

Poker, it'll eventually be zero.

[Brandon]

Almost got it.

[Mincy]

Right here.

[Brandon]

Suck

[Nick]

one of you will be sleeping on top. Another.

[Brandon]

Forgot about that.

[Ethan]

Very Dainty by Ethan.

[Nick]

Notice the egg on Mincy.

[Clemmer]

These cats still. This is great, boys. This is why we yak. This is pro day.

[Brandon]

This is why we claim our pro mitziclimmer program. Ethan, Mitzi, whoever.

[Nick]

Okay, Mitzi, maybe losing some stamina.

[Brandon]

You gotta wonder what the Blow pops are going through right now.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah. Way to work it, Ethan.

[Brandon]

I'm just gonna say that Ethan can suck a mean dick.

[Nick]

My God. He's not. Had to open his mouth once.

[Clemmer]

Oh, airtight.

[Brandon]

That just disappears.

[Mincy]

Gentle, yeah.

[Brandon]

Gentle, yeah. Metzi, on the other hand, a lot of teeth.

[Nick]

A lot of teeth.

[Ethan]

A lot of teeth.

[Nick]

But just every corner of his mouth has been on that lollipop.

[Brandon]

Pop dick with it. Like a chewed, now, later.

[Nick]

Mincy's sucking, pissed, sucking, angry.

[Mincy]

What are we doing?

[Nick]

None of them have popped it out to see how close they are.

[Brandon]

Not once.

[Nick]

One of these guys could have been done for a while.

[Dana]

Surely they're curious where they stand.

[Nick]

But I think it's a waiting game. Once Mincy checks, maybe Ethan will. It's almost like a pit stop.

[Dana]

Maybe a little reference for the audience.

[Brandon]

But why is Mitzi concentrating so. I don't know.

[Ethan]

Sloppy. This could be.

[Clemmer]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Brandon]

Did stick break off?

[Nick]

What happened? Stick broke.

[Dana]

Keep sucking.

[Clemmer]

You're going Suck the stick in half.

[Dana]

The sticks.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Clemmer]

What?

[Mincy]

I.

[Nick]

He sucked the stick clean in half.

[Clemmer]

Never been done.

[Nick]

Oh, my God. It wasn't even in his mouth and he sucked it in half.

[Mincy]

As someone who's competed in this, this is a nightmare scenario.

[Dana]

It's like shattering the backboard.

[Ethan]

Oh, Ethan's pointing at something. He has something in his hand.

[Mincy]

You can talk.

[Brandon]

That's the old stick.

[Mincy]

Look at the concern.

[Nick]

What did you want him to do with the stick?

[Mincy]

Ethan just can't bite.

[Brandon]

Ethan, do you want something on that stick?

[Clemmer]

I think you have to show before you take your bite of gum. Absolutely, yeah. If you think you're ready for gum, you gotta show it.

[Mincy]

I can't buy it.

[Brandon]

Right.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Nick]

Only until it's gone.

[Ethan]

Ethan just did a quick check.

[Clemmer]

Oh, Nancy might be.

[Brandon]

Nancy might be in the lead.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Nick]

Oh, Ethan's getting wild with it now.

[Clemmer]

Oh, wow. It's a copycat league.

[Brandon]

It's a sloppy off.

[Mincy]

Swabbing the deck. Oh,

[Brandon]

get down on it. M getting here.

[Mincy]

I don't want to go too early there to get DQ'd.

[Nick]

And this is best of seven.

[Mincy]

Diaphrag.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, go ahead, show us.

[Mincy]

Is that gum? That's gum.

[Nick]

That's gum.

[Clemmer]

Guys, you still got to go.

[Dana]

Crunches, though.

[Clemmer]

He's still got lapped.

[Mincy]

Yeah, I mean, that. That was.

[Brandon]

That was pure gum.

[Clemmer]

Might not be able to know how to blow a bubble.

[Mincy]

True.

[Chef Donnie]

Don't give up, Ethan.

[Nick]

Yeah, you're not out of this, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Also, Mincy might swallow his gum.

[Mincy]

I have no idea how blow.

[Nick]

Oh, yep.

[Clemmer]

We got all the way here

[Brandon]

with

[Nick]

one of the damper lips and chins.

[Dana]

What's trying.

[Clemmer]

Is that.

[Dana]

Is that an attempt?

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Dear Lord.

[Nick]

Have you ever blown a bubble, Mince?

[Mincy]

I don't drink bubble gum. Ever? Never chew bubble gum. Ever.

[Brandon]

The man can't do spear mount experiment.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no.

[Dana]

It's on the carpet. Is it the carpet? It's. No, you're still in.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, you gotta be close, Ethan, come on.

[Nick]

You better pick up.

[Chef Donnie]

Crazy comeback.

[Nick]

Eventually it's going to click.

[Chef Donnie]

How to blow.

[Dana]

Most of us have come low and steady it.

[Brandon]

Mincy.

[Nick]

Even if you. If you want to take the gum out and stretch with your hands, maybe you can.

[Brandon]

Does it?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Ethan, do you know how to blow a bubble?

[Nick]

Try to get that bubble ready.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Where do you think?

[Ethan]

Is that, like the tiniest piece of gum ever?

[Brandon]

What is he.

[Nick]

There we go.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Defeated the purpose.

[Dana]

Deeper.

[Mincy]

Come on, mince. There we go.

[Nick]

Yes. Get those gums working.

[Dana]

What you do with the gums.

[Ethan]

Packing it like a lip.

[Clemmer]

He's just spitting up like a.

[Nick]

Be close, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Come on, Ethan.

[Nick]

Oh, he has a lot of sucker left.

[Mincy]

Can I, like, Google how to blow a bubble?

[Clemmer]

Sure, yeah, yeah, absolutely. But in Japanese, if you get beat

[Brandon]

by a guy who had to Google.

[Nick]

Oh, Ethan. Read your findings aloud. Mince.

[Brandon]

Good idea.

[Mincy]

Chew one to two pieces of gum until soft and use your tongue or flat hand.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Into a thin dish, root for your mouth. Move the flattened gum front teeth. Gently poke a small hole for your tongue and blow slowly while holding your tongue back. There you go.

[Nick]

Here it comes. Here it comes. Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Oh,

[Nick]

his first bubble.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dana]

It's coming Baby's and you see it.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, that might be gum.

[Mincy]

Do we have exposed guns?

[Clemmer]

That's come.

[Mincy]

That's gone.

[Nick]

Tip of mince's tongue.

[Brandon]

You gotta get it. It's now or never.

[Chef Donnie]

Come on, Mince.

[Brandon]

What are you.

[Nick]

Mincy, get there. Lock in. Mince, close. You saw the tutorial?

[Dana]

Yes.

[Clemmer]

That spit bubbles. Those spit bubbles.

[Brandon]

What are you doing?

[Clemmer]

Come on, Ethan.

[Ethan]

Does Ethan just have to blow one?

[Clemmer]

If you don't know how to blow a bubble, we're.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Ew.

[Clemmer]

It's spit bubbles.

[Brandon]

Is this gum bubbleable?

[Nick]

I don't. Yeah, it should be.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. You can get a little one shoot. With the bubble consistency, you can get a little bubble out of it.

[Nick]

Flat.

[Brandon]

Time comeback.

[Clemmer]

What a comeback. What an event.

[Nick]

That's an asop.

[Brandon]

What a competition, boys.

[Mincy]

Turtle in the hair.

[Dana]

Roof of my mouth is so raw right now.

[Brandon]

It's raw.

[Dana]

Yeah, I was just rubbing it against the roof of my mouth.

[Nick]

Oh, Miny, Take five. Yeah, we're trash.

[Clemmer]

Mincy didn't know how to blow.

[Nick]

Of all the questions he asked common

[Chef Donnie]

to not be able to do that,

[Clemmer]

you should have asked how do I blow a bubble?

[Mincy]

When you're for.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, maybe.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right, how does this one work?

[Mincy]

This is the perfect water pour.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

The contestants will blindly pour water into a empty glass, trying to come as close to overflowing as possible. Then contestant two will then attempt to pour more water into the same empty glass. You cannot overflow.

[Clemmer]

Okay. So it's till someone overflows.

[Nick]

No, first person's pouring.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I can.

[Nick]

Person has to pour more water four

[Brandon]

or five levels of.

[Nick]

Without overflowing.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. So it's. So it's the first person to overflow loses.

[Nick]

Kate. Kate.

[Clemmer]

Correct.

[Nick]

So, like, if the first person pours 150 grams.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Nick]

Person will not have to try and pour more than 150. Or if they overflow, they lose. I can show you the reference video if you want.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. No, this is the perfect water pour.

[Nick]

That German show that has.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, this is great.

[Nick]

Ethan, are you injured?

[Dana]

The roof of my mouth is so raw right now.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

You don't need to use it for this one. Yep.

[Dana]

All right. Who even needs it?

[Clemmer]

Here we go.

[Mincy]

Okay. You're in the lead.

[Dana]

Yes, sir.

[Mincy]

So you're gonna be contestant number 1.

[Clemmer]

7 5.

[Mincy]

7 5. You will blindly pour water into an empty glass.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Trying to come as close to overflowing as possible.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Then Minsy will try to attempt to pour more water into. Into the same empty glass.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Mincy]

It's the Word it is.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Mincy]

Overflowing is a disqualification.

[Clemmer]

It's easy. We take a glass. How many rounds are we doing?

[Dana]

T. The same glass?

[Mincy]

Three glasses.

[Clemmer]

Three glasses. No, no, no. It's different glasses. Okay. Ethan, you go first. You pour into. Into the small. Let's do the small glasses.

[Dana]

You're blindfolded, so I have to stop where I think it's good. Yes, but I'm trying to get him to go over.

[Clemmer]

You're. You're.

[Nick]

You want to be the highest?

[Clemmer]

Yeah. You want to be the highest?

[Mincy]

What he does is no bearing to you.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Okay.

[Clemmer]

Unless you want to be the closest to being full without overflowing. Okay. If you overflow, you're out.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Water. All right.

[Mincy]

Do we have two blindfold?

[Nick]

Thank you.

[Clemmer]

Do. Yeah, we have. Where's the other? I'm good.

[Chef Donnie]

Where.

[Clemmer]

Where's the other blindfold? We have another blindfold.

[Mincy]

I didn't ask questions this time. I'm trying to do better.

[Nick]

You're doing good. But if you actually. Do you have any questions? Cuz you need to win this shot.

[Dana]

Gl Shot glass first.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Which one do we go first?

[Nick]

TJ doesn't matter.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Doesn't matter.

[Mincy]

Doesn't matter.

[Dana]

You.

[Clemmer]

You pick. You pick.

[Mincy]

You pick a duel.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Nick]

Mincy, do you have any questions?

[Mincy]

I'm just following his lead. Do we want him blindfolded so we can't see?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, he should be blindfolded as well.

[Nick]

Okay, so Miny, he's going to fill up a glass.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And he. If he overflows, he's out. And then you're going to fill up the same glass. Whoever has the more water in the

[Mincy]

glass closest to overflow.

[Clemmer]

Without.

[Mincy]

Without overflow?

[Nick]

Yeah. Most full.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yep. Okay.

[Mincy]

Okay. If you need help with like.

[Dana]

Yeah, just guide my hand so that before I start.

[Mincy]

Can I see how fast the water streams? No.

[Clemmer]

No, you can't.

[Nick]

That's the good question.

[Dana]

All right, thank you.

[Mincy]

There's the bottom.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Here's Mincy's or Ethan's first pour.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

Are you done?

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Dana]

Felt light.

[Mincy]

I'm gonna have you take a step back.

[Clemmer]

Don't say anything. Ethan, don't help him.

[Mincy]

First one's a shot glass, right?

[Nick]

Yes, sir.

[Mincy]

Here, I'm putting your hands. You can feel how big it is. Okay. Okay. So I'm gonna walk you over here. Can I have your other hand? That is gonna. That's the. That's like the lever. And then on the bottom is this spigot. Okay. And you go as far as you Think it goes back and hold it right here.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, but you can't put your hands in the glass there.

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this is. Okay, wait. Yep.

[Clemmer]

Wait. This is. I would love to get restart. How it should go. Is this here? Because then you could. Otherwise you can feel it. So Ethan, go again.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

And you're gonna.

[Dana]

Can I remove the glass?

[Clemmer]

Is gonna be right under it.

[Mincy]

So the glass. Can I move this? Okay, that makes sense. Can I move the glass down?

[Nick]

That's better visuals too.

[Clemmer]

We'll sit the glass down for you.

[Mincy]

That makes sense. No, I agree with you.

[Dana]

Can I move my. Just to move up. Can I take this off to move up?

[Mincy]

You can take it for a sec.

[Clemmer]

That. That makes more sense.

[Mincy]

Just so you can see what it looks like too.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Mincy]

So it's going to look like that. Let me see it.

[Dana]

Okay, so just like this. Okay. I'm just.

[Clemmer]

You can look as well right now for a second.

[Mincy]

No, that. That makes sense. Yeah. Cuz if we were holding it too.

[Clemmer]

I know.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

He was going to. He was going to confirm that I was right over and over.

[Brandon]

Yeah. Here goes the bar. Pouring very well. Oh, my gosh.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[Mincy]

Can you grab me, Connor? I will. Give me one second.

[Clemmer]

Okay,

[Mincy]

that's this.

[Brandon]

That's the lever.

[Mincy]

And then. And just don't put my hand on it at all.

[Brandon]

Correct.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

You can take your five.

[Mincy]

You won that point you wildly over. Wildly. Okay. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Wild.

[Dana]

I just heard water shooting everywhere my books.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man. Good.

[Nick]

But I. I genuinely think that's the hardest one.

[Clemmer]

That's the hardest one for sure.

[Dana]

There's a learning curve for sure.

[Nick]

Miny, focus.

[Mincy]

Okay. One.

[Clemmer]

Nothing.

[Mincy]

Ethan, Ethan, you're going to go first again.

[Dana]

Y.

[Mincy]

It's going to be this size glass. Okay, boys? Okay.

[Chef Donnie]

All right.

[Nick]

I think I need to come confess. I'm rooting for Mince.

[Clemmer]

No, absolutely.

[Brandon]

Well, it's not our money.

[Mincy]

Be ready.

[Clemmer]

Absolutely not.

[Mincy]

Are you done?

[Clemmer]

Okay, don't say anything. All right. Miny, stay blindfolded. Ethan, stay blindfolded.

[Dana]

What? I just walk into camera. Okay, I'm sorry.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

I apologize.

[Clemmer]

That.

[Mincy]

Okay, take the blindfolds off.

[Clemmer]

That's going to be Mincy.

[Brandon]

Mincy, well done.

[Mincy]

Go first. I think there is.

[Clemmer]

I love it.

[Mincy]

There's a slight edging on first, right? Yeah.

[Brandon]

Is this the final cup or is there.

[Clemmer]

There's two other.

[Mincy]

Potentially it's best of five.

[Clemmer]

So these cups. All right.

[Nick]

Or from the high table to the.

[Brandon]

To the left.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Best. Best.

[Brandon]

I'm looking Good.

[Mincy]

Thank you. Okay, this is the size. Are you Ethan? Are you good? Yep, yep.

[Dana]

I saw the size.

[Clemmer]

All right. Push the other water glasses out of the way, Clemmer.

[Nick]

This is tense.

[Clemmer]

This is good. This is a good competition. We've been. We've been hitting on our new games.

[Mincy]

Okay, Nipsey.

[Nick]

Yeah, these are good.

[Mincy]

Still hungry.

[Clemmer]

Okay, Right to it.

[Nick]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Are you done?

[Chef Donnie]

This is very oddly soothing.

[Clemmer]

I like it.

[Nick]

Is it making you hungry, Dana?

[Brandon]

No.

[Dana]

Is it me?

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Dana]

Oh, you want to strum it all now?

[Mincy]

That's the leather.

[Dana]

All right. Thank you. Cliff her.

[Mincy]

Off.

[Chef Donnie]

I feel like Ethan.

[Mincy]

Mincy gets the point.

[Clemmer]

Has gone short both times. He's got the Y. I'm trying to

[Dana]

go hearing, and it's not Mincy.

[Clemmer]

You go first again.

[Mincy]

Mincy will go first again. This time we're doing the boot.

[Nick]

The boot.

[Brandon]

I don't think Ethan's opening the valve.

[Mincy]

The boot.

[Clemmer]

Okay,

[Mincy]

maybe not.

[Clemmer]

Nope.

[Brandon]

Tall table to small table.

[Nick]

Move the. Move the.

[Brandon]

You can get all those.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, you can move all those out of there. Dom, the other glasses.

[Mincy]

Are you guys comfortable with the size of this?

[Dana]

Yes.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Okay. I just want to make sure the flow of it's like, from here is hitting the. I'll worry about it. Put it. My flow.

[Brandon]

Doesn't look lined up right now.

[Mincy]

Doesn't look lined up.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Maybe just move it closer.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Also move the other. The other one.

[Brandon]

You can move the whole table.

[Nick]

The other two.

[Clemmer]

There you go.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Ready? Okay, Here we go.

[Brandon]

I would move to make Clemmer all time. Judge everything.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Wow. He's good.

[Clemmer]

He's really good. Really good at pouring water.

[Nick]

We found what mince is good at.

[Mincy]

Can you guys see this?

[Nick]

Yes.

[Ethan]

Yes.

[Mincy]

Okay, you ready? Yep.

[Clemmer]

Where am I going?

[Brandon]

This could be victory, right?

[Ethan]

This could be it.

[Mincy]

That's the lever.

[Clemmer]

Can't leave it short.

[Mincy]

Cannot go short.

[Brandon]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mincy]

Please remove the blindfolds.

[Brandon]

Oh, my gosh.

[Mincy]

Mincy is right there. Ethan is right here.

[Nick]

Mincy.

[Clemmer]

Mincy with boy.

[Nick]

Congrats.

[Ethan]

Your heels.

[Nick]

Yep. Ben Mintz, 7 to 7 6.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, if you ever find yourself in this competition again, I think you had to go up on the nozzle.

[Nick]

You were down. Mint was an up, man.

[Mincy]

The next event is something Min's done before. Flag football 1v1. We've done this in the previous two.

[Clemmer]

Yep. So all you got to do. Yep. We're gonna put a flag on. We're gonna put a timer. You have to stay inside the court, and the other person has to grab the other Person's flag. Then we stop the timer. That's time wins. We'll have who wants to go. Well, no, it's one flag first. So who wants to go first? Who wants to try to grab first? Ethan, you grab first.

[Dana]

I'll grab first.

[Clemmer]

Okay. So, Minty, you put it on. You start on opposite sides of the court.

[Dana]

Just one of the flags.

[Clemmer]

Just get a flag.

[Brandon]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Just figure out a way to get a flag. He can't go out of the court. Clemmer, you're gonna have to make sure no one steps out of the court.

[Mincy]

Flags on the sides.

[Clemmer]

Yep. I'm just gonna say yep to everything. Like anything you ask, I'm just gonna say yep. Yep. Sounds good. Yep.

[Mincy]

So just avoid this. Yeah. Boys, you want to. Obviously, Mincy, don't come near here. I try to avoid it. Okay, so.

[Clemmer]

So just this climber, make sure if anyone steps out of bounds.

[Mincy]

Out of bounds is still black. We do black.

[Clemmer]

Black. What are you eating?

[Brandon]

What are you eating?

[Mincy]

When did you start eating lots of stuff real quick?

[Nick]

Sorry. I had a bunch of stuff.

[Clemmer]

Black is out of bounds.

[Mincy]

How about on this side?

[Clemmer]

Black is out of bounds.

[Brandon]

The out of bounds lines.

[Mincy]

What's the other out of?

[Clemmer]

What did he eat? Black basketball court. Was he st.

[Dana]

He had a conglomeration of things.

[Clemmer]

Obviously, Ethan can go out of bounds when he's grabbing the flag.

[Mincy]

He can't go near the table, can't

[Brandon]

go on the tables.

[Clemmer]

You can go. You can go wherever you want.

[Mincy]

Okay, so green to black.

[Brandon]

You're risking running through egg.

[Clemmer]

All right. Ready, set.

[Brandon]

That didn't last.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[Ethan]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

He had a little time extra. Hopefully that doesn't. We'll have to go to the team. If it matters.

[Nick]

If it matters. It might not hard to top that

[Clemmer]

unless you put your flags on Ethan.

[Nick]

Nice job, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Good job, Ethan.

[Nick]

Minsa, I think, made the mistake of not running in the beginning.

[Ethan]

Yes. Yeah, Definitely kind of waited.

[Nick]

He was doing the fair catch.

[Mincy]

I was trying to juke him around

[Clemmer]

561, but it might be a little. It might be more like four and a half.

[Brandon]

If we have to go to replay, we will.

[Clemmer]

We have to go to replay. We will absolutely go to replay.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Hell yeah.

[Mincy]

Aim for six, Ethan.

[Brandon]

We better not have to go to replay.

[Clemmer]

Oh, I like that. TJ Unofficial time.

[Mincy]

Are you guys ready?

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Dana]

This guy.

[Mincy]

Ready. Set.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

A little zigzag second.

[Brandon]

Whoa, whoa.

[Ethan]

What was that?

[Mincy]

Oh. Oh.

[Brandon]

What the was that, Ethan? What the was that?

[Dana]

How did you almost. I tried to Spin.

[Ethan]

It's like a fainting ghost.

[Brandon]

You didn't move at all.

[Dana]

Try to spin.

[Clemmer]

Well, you won.

[Brandon]

You still won.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You won.

[Mincy]

Congratulations.

[Clemmer]

All right, that was a terrible event, but it took only four seconds.

[Dana]

Pretty bad.

[Mincy]

Understand the rule fell in three seconds.

[Dana]

I went to go spin move, foot,

[Brandon]

spin move, but you stood still.

[Dana]

Well, he has to come run to me. Why would I run to him? And give him a quicker time.

[Brandon]

If you're moving, the spin moves easier.

[Dana]

Get it? I get it.

[Clemmer]

All right. We only have two events left.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Mincy, you need this.

[Clemmer]

Two events left.

[Mincy]

What is this?

[Clemmer]

Is it nine to six now or is it eight to six?

[Nick]

I think it's still eight.

[Brandon]

Eight, six.

[Mincy]

Ethan, we gotta overrule the.

[Clemmer]

The national ant.

[Mincy]

No, that was an important point.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

All right.

[Clemmer]

Everyone's favorite game.

[Mincy]

Man of the box.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Who's in the box?

[Mincy]

Competitor will be blindfolded.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Mincy]

The opponent will then get into one of three boxes. The objective is for the opponent to correctly guess what box they are hiding in. They will alternate taking turns guessing until one person is correct. Person who guesses correctly goes first in a round. The other person. My body is not symmetrically shaped.

[Dana]

At this point, I'll be able to see.

[Clemmer]

All right, so three rounds correct. We will have Miny, you guess first.

[Mincy]

Okay. On your blindfolds.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Where do the blindfolds.

[Clemmer]

No, he has to stand in here.

[Mincy]

Okay, there. Here's the blindfold.

[Clemmer]

He has to stand in here.

[Brandon]

You just take them both, man.

[Clemmer]

All right, all right, all right. Blindfold and turn your back to the boxes. Ethan.

[Brandon]

He did take them both. Here, I'll take it.

[Clemmer]

Put your hands over your ears, too.

[Mincy]

There you go.

[Clemmer]

Put your hands over your ears.

[Mincy]

There.

[Clemmer]

Okay, Mincy, you can turn around. You cannot leave this studio. You can go to the edge of the studio. Actually, stay right where you are and guess. Well, you got to take off your blindfold. Guess which box.

[Mincy]

I go to the edge of the studio.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, sure, sure.

[Mincy]

No further.

[Brandon]

Good.

[Nick]

Good eye.

[Brandon]

You have to guess.

[Mincy]

I know. I'm thinking. I'm trying to see if there's any movement in the box.

[Ethan]

Box.

[Mincy]

I'm going to go far right.

[Brandon]

Far right.

[Clemmer]

You're far right. Okay. Can we reveal that box? Lift that box.

[Brandon]

We have a box lifter.

[Clemmer]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't. Don't leave the studio.

[Brandon]

We need a box lifter.

[Mincy]

Which one?

[Clemmer]

Far right. Oh,

[Brandon]

wow.

[Nick]

He's good at this.

[Clemmer]

Every was last time m. Get in one of the boxes. Ethan, have your back. Put your Hands over your ears. Go ahead. Go ahead, Mincy.

[Brandon]

He's deliberate, isn't he? Is that nice?

[Chef Donnie]

Like a glove.

[Brandon]

Ethan, turn around and look.

[Dana]

Can I this off?

[Brandon]

How else would you look?

[Dana]

Preferable. Middle box.

[Brandon]

Oh, wow. Quick pass.

[Clemmer]

Hold on, hold on. Someone reveal middle box.

[Brandon]

That was confident. And stupid.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Nick]

Should have kept the blindfold on

[Mincy]

the boxes.

[Clemmer]

Round two.

[Nick]

It wasn't moving.

[Clemmer]

The box was certainly moving.

[Mincy]

What strategy was that?

[Clemmer]

Taking your time either.

[Dana]

I was just.

[Brandon]

Know what?

[Dana]

I think Min's just going to pick the middle one. Middle.

[Clemmer]

Okay. All right, switch. Round two.

[Ethan]

Rocking.

[Mincy]

Three out of five.

[Clemmer]

It's three rounds.

[Mincy]

No, it's two out of three or

[Brandon]

three out of five.

[Dana]

Can you lift this one just to make a sound? And then we'll go with this one. Same one, Same one. Just lift it. Make a sound.

[Nick]

But he's talking.

[Clemmer]

Well, no, but he can.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Sound.

[Clemmer]

You can't.

[Nick]

But he's not.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

This out right.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Dana]

Ethan, light years ahead.

[Brandon]

Rcy, you ready?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Go for it.

[Mincy]

Going far left.

[Clemmer]

Far left. Reveal. Far left. Yep. No

[Ethan]

game of intellect.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, where are you? There he is.

[Dana]

Surprise.

[Clemmer]

All right, swap him.

[Nick]

Never saw two using that one.

[Clemmer]

All right, here we go. Hand over ears.

[Dana]

Yes, sir.

[Brandon]

All right, he's ready, man.

[Clemmer]

Second to last event.

[Brandon]

And. And not to spoil, but the last one is kind of a myth special.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Are you sweating?

[Clemmer]

Yeah. What's Climber's national anthem? Point.

[Nick]

We assigned him God Emperor.

[Brandon]

He can.

[Clemmer]

All right, Ethan, go ahead.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

I love this.

[Brandon]

Middle. Middle.

[Nick]

Show us middle.

[Clemmer]

No.

[Brandon]

You suck, Ethan.

[Dana]

I thought he would have gone middle by.

[Clemmer]

All right, if Miny gets this next one, he wins.

[Brandon]

Stop trying to guess where you think he's going to go and look at the boxes.

[Clemmer]

All right, Miny, come on over here.

[Dana]

You're getting the best of me. Mince.

[Clemmer]

Damn it.

[Brandon]

You know what's going to suck?

[Mincy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Brandon]

You know that. But then if Missy wins, Ethan's still going to ask you for it. Yeah, when the World Series Poker comes

[Mincy]

up, we still have.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. This is a disaster. I might have to overrule the National.

[Nick]

Danny, did you put glue on my seat? No, I just got stuck to my seat. That's not blue, brother. You were watching that lollipop challenge for

[Brandon]

a little too long.

[Mincy]

I was, yeah.

[Nick]

But I guess I came.

[Brandon]

All right, Mitzi, let's go to win it. What a.

[Mincy]

Middle.

[Clemmer]

Middle. No, Ethan's still alive. Ethan has to get this next one. Come on, Ethan.

[Brandon]

Hello. Bottom of the ninth. Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Come on, Ethan. This is where. This is where it all comes down to. What do you got, Nick stuck to my.

[Nick]

My seat.

[Dana]

Mincy, if you go middle, I'm going to get you. Just so you know.

[Clemmer]

Wow. He said, if you go middle, I'm going to get you.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Chef Donnie]

Camps.

[Brandon]

Hey, Mince. Thinking that could take days.

[Ethan]

Separates the men from the boys.

[Brandon]

Is he leaving?

[Ethan]

It's really making Ethan sweat this one out.

[Clemmer]

I have a national anthem fix. A fair fix.

[Nick]

Clemmer to scoff.

[Ethan]

The king looks displeased.

[Brandon]

Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, turn around.

[Dana]

He didn't do it, did he?

[Brandon]

You need it.

[Dana]

He didn't do it. I've really boxed myself into it.

[Clemmer]

Middle. You and the point. All right, here's my national anthem fix. I think this is fair because I didn't know that there was going to be events before the events that were going to count as points.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Clemmer]

I think we should. He always has to give the. I think we should let. I think we should put one point up for honest, Hard as they can, Suicide race. Okay. All right, so go ahead. Suicide race. One point. Because they did run a suicide before we gave him point for national anthem.

[Dana]

Yeah, I get it.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. All right.

[Dana]

I thought I could get you to go middle that time.

[Mincy]

I think you're, like, an honest guy,

[Clemmer]

so this

[Dana]

just can't wait.

[Ethan]

Wait.

[Mincy]

This can't backfire.

[Clemmer]

If this backfires, then I have to live with it. Ethan, you better win this.

[Brandon]

What if he slips?

[Dana]

It was a psycho to me.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, you're right, Kyle. I didn't think about that. This could backfire. And I could have just given Min a point.

[Nick]

Another point on.

[Clemmer]

On Clemmer's whistle.

[Mincy]

You boys ready?

[Ethan]

Because at the combine. Then again,

[Clemmer]

he doesn't look like he's running.

[Brandon]

I know, but Mitzi's giving everything he's got. Mitchy's gonna run out of gas on this. Oh, my God.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's closer than it needs to be.

[Clemmer]

It really is. I was gonna say really scary.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God.

[Clemmer]

Really scary.

[Brandon]

Ethan, turn it on.

[Clemmer]

God damn it, Ethan. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Oh, good. He's good.

[Mincy]

Oh, Ethan wins.

[Clemmer]

All right, there we go. Now we're good.

[Dana]

Great.

[Clemmer]

Now the national anthem won't bother me for the rest of my life.

[Mincy]

Water.

[Clemmer]

That's good. All right, last event, and then we're gonna do the. The. The finale.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're gonna get water?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

He said he needs water.

[Clemmer]

You're gonna get water, buddy.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Thanks to everyone who's watching. It's been like crazy.

[Nick]

Yeah, I appreciate.

[Mincy]

Right in this thing.

[Brandon]

I. I'd like to say this. I thought last year we had some dips and drags. This one's been good throughout.

[Chef Donnie]

Solid.

[Clemmer]

The new games have hit so well. Like, I didn't think egg toss would

[Nick]

be as good as the best.

[Clemmer]

And guess what? Egg toss will be back for the final. The final.

[Brandon]

Oh, we haven't seen the last of egg toss.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yeah. Human curling was also. We'll be back for the final race.

[Nick]

I'm so glad that worked because that was so expensive.

[Clemmer]

What, the egg toss?

[Nick]

No, the curling. Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Was.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Way more expensive than you would think.

[Brandon]

I could have just gotten a circle.

[Clemmer]

We could have just done the middle of the court.

[Brandon]

We could have drawn on this blue tarp.

[Clemmer]

We could have done literally the circle in the middle.

[Brandon]

Yeah, we got money.

[Dana]

All right.

[Brandon]

How much did that cost?

[Nick]

Listen, they said don't do tape. Tape will the fuller up.

[Clemmer]

All right, so listen, we're just gonna have to do a lot of human curling.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

We're gonna get our money's worth that cost. There's gonna guess what Tomorrow we're a human curling show.

[Brandon]

We can do a lot of things with that target, though.

[Ethan]

Tj. Is it reusable? No. Oh, okay.

[Clemmer]

All right. Nine to seven. Final. Final event. Mincy. This is a massive event because it's a 10 second, we're gonna do a 10 second per point difference. So if you go, if you get eight here, if you get. If you win this event, Ethan will get 10 seconds. If you lose this event, it could be 30. It's bobbing for apples.

[Mincy]

Oh, good.

[Clemmer]

You had to know it was bobbing for apples.

[Dana]

I totally forgot about the apples.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, the apples are. They're tough.

[Mincy]

Bob for apples from a bin of water using only your mouth. You're not allowed to use any other part of your body. Whoever removes more apples wins. And what's the time?

[Clemmer]

We'll do a minute and a half.

[Mincy]

Minute and a half.

[Brandon]

What have we done before? I'm scared. Missy's gonna drown.

[Clemmer]

We'll do two minutes.

[Mincy]

Yeah. Yes. Two minutes it is.

[Clemmer]

Good call, brandon. Oh, man, I've had a blast.

[Nick]

Can you do the Stella Blue hybrid?

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Stella Blue coffee, the absolute best. Go right now. Stelbluecoffee.com Save some dogs. Get some ready to drink cans. They're so good. We're rolling them out into a bunch of stores now. We got whole beans, we got K cups, we got grounds, we got everything. And you can save some dogs. Stella. Just hit her 14th year Gotcha Day on Sunday. Go adopt a pet. Pause Chicago. Proceeds go to. Some of the proceeds go to pause Chicago. So go buy stale blue coffee right now.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Nick]

It's a lot of apples.

[Ethan]

Good news is this will get all the raw egg off of his scalp.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, True.

[Ethan]

His hair transplant.

[Brandon]

True.

[Nick]

Ethan, have you ever bobbed.

[Brandon]

Ethan, you're built for bobbing. You got a bobbing head.

[Nick]

Yeah, you do.

[Ethan]

Have we ever seen Ethan fully wet?

[Clemmer]

No.

[Nick]

I don't know.

[Brandon]

How bad do you want this?

[Clemmer]

Do we have towels for the boys?

[Brandon]

Okay, how bad do you want it?

[Clemmer]

All right, come on.

[Brandon]

You're facing a bobbin for apples champion right now.

[Clemmer]

All right, mince. Are you ready men to get a quicks off?

[Mincy]

Is it only apples or there's some decoys in there.

[Clemmer]

Oh, there's some decoys.

[Mincy]

So do those. Are those decoys? Those bonuses?

[Brandon]

Decoys.

[Clemmer]

Decoys.

[Mincy]

Decoys.

[Brandon]

Decoys.

[Clemmer]

I didn't know that.

[Nick]

Did that last year.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

You had those in your mouth last year.

[Mincy]

Did I?

[Brandon]

I don't know. That's what TJ said.

[Clemmer]

All right, here we go.

[Mincy]

Apples boy. It's the only thing that gets you points your apples. You have two minutes. I would get in position.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Mincy]

On my whistle. Are you ready?

[Nick]

I'm ready.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Brandon]

And here they go.

[Mincy]

Oh, wow.

[Ethan]

Oh, straight to the.

[Clemmer]

Ethan's good.

[Ethan]

Mincy's bumping his scalp. He can't.

[Brandon]

Ethan's doing the mincy technique. Did that count? Came out well.

[Clemmer]

How did that one come out?

[Brandon]

One came out in front of him.

[Nick]

Where's that?

[Brandon]

Minces.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

Is that a potato?

[Nick]

Very out of breath.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, his mincy lost it.

[Ethan]

I think he's afraid. I think he's afraid. I think he's afraid to bump it.

[Chef Donnie]

Is he okay?

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

We might. This might be the upside of the set.

[Clemmer]

What? Oh, my God.

[Nick]

Oh, no.

[Ethan]

He ollied that apple off the edge of it.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

This is really a struggle.

[Ethan]

Did you guys put acid in Ethan? I feel like the far northeast sneaky does a lot of apple bobbing. It's a big Halloween.

[Dana]

That could be.

[Brandon]

It's almost disappearing. What is this? It's. It's a route.

[Nick]

You would think Ethan just went scuba diving for 20 minutes. He's out so out of every time.

[Brandon]

Has Mitch lost it?

[Nick]

Lightning McQueen getting passed up.

[Clemmer]

Oh my God. My God.

[Brandon]

This is tough to watch.

[Clemmer]

This is tough to watch.

[Nick]

What happened to my over Time comes for us all.

[Clemmer]

This is shocking.

[Brandon]

There you Go Mets.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Brandon]

Got good a get hot, though.

[Clemmer]

Does get hot.

[Brandon]

Like he can't. But Ethan's not letting up.

[Nick]

Up.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's getting hot.

[Clemmer]

Getting hot.

[Ethan]

Don't give up, Ethan.

[Brandon]

But Ethan.

[Chef Donnie]

Ethan is an animal.

[Brandon]

No mercy from Ethan.

[Ethan]

Is he going to throw up?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Well, he hates apple pie.

[Ethan]

Does he?

[Brandon]

Yeah. Is he?

[Nick]

I think he's passing away.

[Ethan]

Search for.

[Clemmer]

I got my wish.

[Brandon]

Oh, it's a blowout. Oh, tie a blowout.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Mincy]

Has been beaten.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

Wow, Ethan, what happened?

[Mincy]

Nine to two.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Mincy]

The water was deeper this year. Oh, the water was deeper.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he's got something. The water was deeper this year.

[Nick]

Oh, my. I can't believe what I just saw.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

What's going on?

[Mincy]

Can we get paper towels for men? Somebody?

[Ethan]

It's got water in his ears.

[Brandon]

Give him a towel.

[Mincy]

Towel, Ethan.

[Nick]

I can't believe it.

[Clemmer]

I'm shocked.

[Nick]

I cannot believe it.

[Brandon]

We just gave Ethan a 300 thread count towel and mincy a roll of bounty.

[Nick]

I think he has to use it.

[Clemmer]

All right, boys, we're gonna get to the final. I can't believe killed him.

[Brandon]

Hey, does Ethan look better wet?

[Clemmer]

Keep saying looks good wet.

[Ethan]

He looks pretty great.

[Brandon]

Ethan, you look better wet.

[Dana]

Throw the towel down.

[Brandon]

No, you look better wet.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, just look at you. Wet.

[Ethan]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Let's get a look at this boy. Wet.

[Brandon]

Look, AJ Styles.

[Clemmer]

All right, so Ethan has a nice advantage going into the finals. Unbelievable. I never would have thought that.

[Nick]

I'm like, I'm speechless.

[Brandon]

I'm in. Adam Cole.

[Dana]

I think my hit rate in going in the water.

[Brandon]

You're a dominant apple bopper. Apple. Apple bobber. Apple bobber.

[Mincy]

You beat the best.

[Clemmer]

All right, I'm gonna go. You guys talk.

[Ethan]

Okay. All right, so final speed round coming up. It's a. It's several things that we've done in quick succession. For how many points do we know?

[Brandon]

However many it takes for the game.

[Mincy]

Because now you get a time. There should be a 35th finale. Is the champion.

[Brandon]

Should be a 30 second advantage.

[Mincy]

Correct.

[Brandon]

Three point lead. Do we want to say what it is or we want to just unfold? I assume we say what it is.

[Mincy]

I don't know.

[Nick]

Yeah, maybe we'd say what it is.

[Brandon]

All right, it's a seven event speed run. Gotta finish one dum dum. Got a human curl climber into the house. One successful egg high toss catch.

[Clemmer]

Brandon, we're gonna change it a little.

[Mincy]

Okay, Sorry, sorry.

[Clemmer]

Give me a sec. Sorry.

[Brandon]

All right, we're working on it.

[Ethan]

Let's pivot to the che Questions. What's the most amount of Arnold Palmer's you can have in a day?

[Brandon]

Why did he think he needed to come up with how late is it? Too late to have your Christmas tree up?

[Nick]

Way after New Year's Day.

[Ethan]

I'm still seeing him in Windows.

[Nick]

Yeah, it's bad.

[Ethan]

It makes me feel good.

[Mincy]

Course reminder, everyone should watch Shadow Monday.

[Nick]

Oh, yeah, your new show.

[Ethan]

What is your new show?

[Mincy]

Chat Eliminator. So what happens is we're getting 20 content people and they in New York, and they'll compete in a challenge. Whoever wins puts two people on the block and chat will vote someone out. Whoever survives knocks someone out. So now we're down to 18 and we keep doing challenges Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday until there's one person left. And Chat will determine the winner.

[Ethan]

Challenges kind of like this, or not

[Mincy]

as elaborate, a little bit more scaled back, but similar.

[Ethan]

Ish. Interesting chats.

[Brandon]

Chance voting the whole way.

[Mincy]

Well, if you survive the Chat Eliminator, then you knock someone out.

[Brandon]

Sure.

[Mincy]

And then you keep going from there.

[Brandon]

I see.

[Nick]

So this will have some hurt feelings, right?

[Mincy]

I hope so.

[Brandon]

I hope.

[Mincy]

We have a lot of discontent in the New York office next week. People mad?

[Dana]

Would be ideal.

[Mincy]

That would be ideal.

[Brandon]

Hey, Ethan. This ain't over. I see you smiling and waving to people. This ain't fucking over. All right. Lock the fuck back in.

[Nick]

You don't want to underestimate him.

[Brandon]

Relentless.

[Nick]

Mincy, can you come in here real quick?

[Brandon]

Come in here.

[Ethan]

Come in here real slow. Come in here slowly.

[Brandon]

Don't.

[Nick]

What happened? Close enough.

[Mincy]

And I usually push at the bottom. The water was, like, higher, and so I couldn't get it to the bottom. I kept trying, but then I realized I had to start doing the sides.

[Nick]

You had to pivot?

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Yeah. But the water level, usually I could get to the whole bottom and then I couldn't because the water.

[Nick]

You're bleeding.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Your other knee. Yeah, the other one.

[Brandon]

The other. The one is bleeding. The one that has the open ring.

[Clemmer]

Here's where. Adjustments to the final. Just because the cord is being used for other stuff, and also the popcorn is dangerous.

[Brandon]

Yes. Very interesting.

[Clemmer]

All right, so if you guys want to listen, I'm going to tell you what you're going to have to do, and we can. We'll do questions because this obviously matters. Mincy, you'll go first, and Ethan, you have a 30 second at the end off of your time. You're gonna start in here. Standing right in the middle. You have to finish one. Dum dum lollipop. Okay, no biting. One dum dum lollipop. What? Yeah. No, there's no gum.

[Brandon]

The ones you get at the bank. Tiny ones.

[Clemmer]

Then you have to human curl Clemmer into the house. So you're gonna have to get him into this, into the circle. If you don't get them in, you have to like, then bring them back and start over. So you got to do it. You got to get him in there. Jacob will. Then once Clemmer is into the house, Jacob will hand you an ice cream cone. You have to finish the ice cream cone or.

[Brandon]

Sorry, wait.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I got it.

[Mincy]

Right.

[Clemmer]

All right. Yeah, you have to finish the ice cream cone. Okay. Once you finish the ice cream cone, you then have to go to the eggs. You have to do three successful egg tosses. Not consecutive, because that would take literally forever. Three successful egg tosses and then you finish and you have to get three apples out of the bob for apples. Got it. Dumb, dumb. Clemmer. Human curling ice cream cone. Three egg tosses, three bob for apples.

[Brandon]

Got it.

[Mincy]

Done.

[Dana]

The second we get the third apple out of there.

[Brandon]

Yep.

[Clemmer]

Yep.

[Brandon]

Time's over.

[Mincy]

Okay, and.

[Brandon]

And you have a 30 second lead.

[Clemmer]

For $10,000.

[Chef Donnie]

Let's go, boys.

[Nick]

For $10,000.

[Clemmer]

$10,000. Well, boys, we're gonna have you. We're gonna have you. Put you away. So you don't see his time. I don't want you to know his time. So have him, Tom. Just put him far from over. All right, so Clemer, you're gonna have to get up and get curl.

[Mincy]

So Dum dum. Cuban curl.

[Clemmer]

Ice cream cone, three eggs.

[Mincy]

Three eggs and then three apples.

[Clemmer]

Okay, we'll. We'll help you along the way if you get lost. All right, so you understand the human curling. If you don't get him in the house, you have to bring them back and do it again.

[Mincy]

It's from the red line.

[Clemmer]

Yep. And he.

[Nick]

He can bite the dum dum.

[Clemmer]

No, you cannot bite the dum.

[Brandon]

Okay, now suck it dry and just stand here.

[Nick]

That's gonna take a little while.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, just turn around.

[Nick]

Those are hard as and don't show if it pops off.

[Brandon]

Can you suck that to completion?

[Nick]

Oh, man, I don't know. They're dense.

[Ethan]

You can suck anything to completion. A lot of heart.

[Clemmer]

It's no gum.

[Brandon]

Gotta soldier through, huh?

[Clemmer]

Still can't believe you didn't know how to blow a bubble. What a really underrated piece. We're gonna have to break it all down tomorrow. You're only a lot of things Happen.

[Ethan]

I'm gonna show you.

[Brandon]

What if it takes too long?

[Ethan]

Kate, really work really hard.

[Clemmer]

Okay?

[Mincy]

Prove them wrong.

[Dana]

Lock in.

[Clemmer]

Lock in. Are you ready? Three, two, one, Go.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Nick]

There he goes. Now Ethan was complaining about the raw roof of his mouth. Miny. That's why he's been using different parts of the mouth.

[Brandon]

Well, Mitzi, also remember fast banana. He's a fast eater when he needs.

[Mincy]

And he.

[Brandon]

He smoked Ethan and actually getting to the center.

[Clemmer]

True.

[Nick]

I think he has a wetter mouth

[Clemmer]

significantly. Maybe the wettest mouth here in the office.

[Brandon]

For sure.

[Nick]

In the world.

[Brandon]

It's possible.

[Nick]

Who's to say that's our next comment. Wettest mouth.

[Chef Donnie]

I'm a big dry mouth guy.

[Nick]

Like you're a fan of it?

[Chef Donnie]

No.

[Brandon]

You dry mouth a lot.

[Chef Donnie]

I just wake up with dry mouth every day.

[Brandon]

You think? Everybody does, Dana.

[Chef Donnie]

Really?

[Brandon]

I do.

[Nick]

If you don't snore, you probably don't.

[Brandon]

I'm.

[Clemmer]

I'm confident Ethan can win, but I. He cannot.

[Brandon]

I mean, two eating competitions is not good. He's got a quick mouth. Remember the fast banana?

[Clemmer]

Yeah, but that. The curling.

[Brandon]

It's.

[Clemmer]

It's gonna come down to the curling.

[Nick]

I don't know. The egg toss was not.

[Clemmer]

Egg toss was not. A bob for apples was Ethan's favorite.

[Nick]

So without the bubble, Mincy would have won the dum dum.

[Mincy]

Ethan.

[Nick]

One human curl ice cream cone, I think goes to mints. Egg toss.

[Clemmer]

Mints.

[Nick]

One bob for apples. I think Mitts understands it now.

[Brandon]

What?

[Nick]

I think he gets it now.

[Clemmer]

He said that.

[Brandon]

He said. He said he changed. He pivoted halfway through. He was trying to go to the bottom. He decided he had me.

[Ethan]

Is this a poker to make Ethan complacent? Not a chance.

[Nick]

Ethan has gotten cocked.

[Clemmer]

I love that we're just having a full conversation of sucks.

[Nick]

Yeah, he's sucking and twist. That is.

[Clemmer]

He's got to be close. These are not big dumb dump.

[Brandon]

They're. They're. They got a. See, you don't get it.

[Nick]

This is cannibalism.

[Brandon]

They got like a. They got like a density to them. There's a thickness, there's a. There's a heft. There's a weight to them that you guys don't understand. I don't think I do. There's. It's.

[Mincy]

They're.

[Brandon]

They're more dense than you imagine.

[Clemmer]

Okay. Is he close?

[Chef Donnie]

Never got into the dumb.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Nick]

That's a full sized dumb.

[Clemmer]

Should we start over again and just not do the dumb Dumb?

[Nick]

No, it's too late now.

[Mincy]

Going to take a while. Because you said gum affects the density of the two in the ball pots.

[Brandon]

Yeah, there is no gum here. It's all hard pla. It's are all hard candy.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, but we should we.

[Nick]

No, no, no.

[Clemmer]

It's.

[Brandon]

I mean, we could stop right now.

[Clemmer]

Wait, should we do dum dum? But you can chew.

[Brandon]

We can do that for the next guy.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Oh, this is taking way too long.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but look how hard he's sucking. If it takes him three minutes.

[Ethan]

That was really tough.

[Clemmer]

If someone's on depression, I thought the dumb dumb would be so got to.

[Brandon]

No, because got to work. It's designed to be sucked a while and then. And then chewed.

[Clemmer]

I should have. I should have tested the dum dum

[Ethan]

fit cats at home at night.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I that up.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Working all the time.

[Mincy]

You can let them bite through it.

[Clemmer]

This only hurts me. Too bad.

[Nick]

Too far in.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Mincy]

Kind of painful.

[Ethan]

Watch.

[Dana]

I don't.

[Brandon]

Did your mouth sore?

[Ethan]

It's gotta be.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Is he at least close?

[Ethan]

What?

[Nick]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Sloth. Start the second half again.

[Clemmer]

Classic mint.

[Ethan]

Suck my stick off once, shame on you. Suck my stick off twice, shame on me.

[Clemmer]

It's his signature trade. It's his calling card.

[Brandon]

There's a lot of stickless men in Oxford.

[Dana]

And there goes the stick.

[Clemmer]

I'm now officially very nervous. Yeah, 30 seconds more prolonged than we had hoped.

[Brandon]

Do you want me to go pre sucky sometime?

[Nick]

I think so, but does Ethan know this the first step already?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Okay, so maybe he's in there working himself, Googling. He's like, not swallowing.

[Ethan]

Jeez.

[Nick]

Oh, it's getting small.

[Brandon]

He has to suck it till it disappears.

[Mincy]

Eventually he sticks to the stick, right? Yeah, like teardrops in the stick.

[Brandon]

So we'll call. Maybe he shows it to us when he thinks it's over. We'll. I mean, God damn.

[Clemmer]

All right, let me see it.

[Brandon]

Keep going.

[Clemmer]

He knows.

[Mincy]

He.

[Clemmer]

He's a competitor.

[Nick]

He knows.

[Brandon]

Let's go on. He'll tell.

[Clemmer]

He shook his head. You can't call this ref.

[Dana]

He's going for sub 5.

[Ethan]

One of these men will be the first person ever at World Series of Poker history to have had to do a suck off.

[Mincy]

Yeah, that's not.

[Brandon]

I don't think that's true.

[Nick]

These guys probably owe a lot of money.

[Ethan]

Disregard.

[Clemmer]

He's really sucking.

[Brandon]

It's also the image of him just drenched in water sucking the scar. Look at the scabs on his head.

[Dana]

Coming up on six minutes. Six minutes.

[Nick]

Six minutes. Let's look at it.

[Brandon]

What do you think? Big cat.

[Clemmer]

Difficult to watch. Let me see. That's good. Go. I'll give Ethan the same.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Okay. Yep.

[Mincy]

Yep.

[Brandon]

He struggled with this earlier.

[Nick]

Oh, my God.

[Brandon]

It's curving. Oh, short.

[Clemmer]

Short.

[Brandon]

Wow.

[Clemmer]

Oh, see, this is where.

[Brandon]

This is where Ethan has to make up the time.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Ethan]

Clemmer's robe. Dangerously close to getting sucked under the wheel.

[Brandon]

You're right.

[Ethan]

That's stressing me out.

[Nick]

That would be really a lot.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Clemmer]

Oh,

[Nick]

short again.

[Brandon]

Short is going to curve off, I think. Oh. Oh, no.

[Clemmer]

These guys got to be exhausted.

[Brandon]

I don't think this is that hard.

[Clemmer]

I. I don't think so either.

[Brandon]

We'll find out tomorrow.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Nick]

Next egg.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Oh, God. Nc.

[Ethan]

He's falling apart.

[Nick]

Oh, that was strong.

[Mincy]

I don't know. I'm just sitting here, you know. Don't.

[Brandon]

No sweat off my. It looks now he's curving, huh? No.

[Mincy]

Too hard.

[Brandon]

Is all that sucking gonna be for?

[Mincy]

Not.

[Clemmer]

Oh, man.

[Nick]

Let's go, man. Come on, mincy.

[Clemmer]

Come on, minc. Is that good?

[Nick]

Yes. Looks like it.

[Brandon]

Oh, There's just a Jupiter. There's no stop and glimmer once he gets started.

[Clemmer]

Oh, this is so good.

[Brandon]

I don't.

[Clemmer]

Human curling. We're gonna know.

[Brandon]

Ethan has to be one wondering what the going on.

[Dana]

How far away? You got to adjust.

[Nick]

Look how so far from the target.

[Ethan]

Oh, the cape's getting closer to the wheel.

[Clemmer]

Pull up your cape. Pull up your cape. There you go.

[Dana]

Make an adjustment.

[Nick]

Not this time.

[Clemmer]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh. Oh. This won't stop. He just goes.

[Chef Donnie]

He's gone.

[Brandon]

Don't look at me.

[Mincy]

I'm just sitting here or skin off my back.

[Brandon]

I can sit here all day.

[Dana]

Hey.

[Nick]

Having fun, Clemmer?

[Mincy]

This is great.

[Ethan]

Too fast.

[Brandon]

Oh, is he going to tail in there? I think. My goodness.

[Ethan]

Oh,

[Mincy]

that was the most straight whatever that was worth.

[Nick]

And we are at eight minutes at two.

[Brandon]

Just got to find a well. We're not through two yet. We're at two. There we go. You got to believe this is probably it, right? At no point do I want anybody to believe I was rooting for Miny. Can we clear that up?

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Classic.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

He's flummoxed. Look at that.

[Ethan]

Face cream team standing by.

[Mincy]

I feel like a little prince. Like. Like a royalty. This is great.

[Brandon]

Shut up, Plimmer.

[Nick]

This is what it took for you to feel you've been in a crown all day.

[Dana]

There it is.

[Nick]

Just this house.

[Brandon]

He's got it. He's off of it.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Ethan]

When you suck and he hits nothing nut. Start to look dejected.

[Mincy]

He doesn't look good. He's got his grumpy eyes on.

[Brandon]

I mean, if he doesn't win this, he's going to have to count on so many other people to give him that 10,000.

[Clemmer]

Come on, man.

[Brandon]

There's probably a lot of people in New Orleans rooting for this right now.

[Nick]

Frustration is settling in.

[Mincy]

I know. I know you are. I know you are.

[Nick]

Let's go, Minty.

[Ethan]

This is the one, Minty. This is the one.

[Mincy]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

What do we do?

[Nick]

There he goes.

[Chef Donnie]

We have to.

[Clemmer]

Is there a penalty?

[Nick]

We're just locked in. We already got our monies.

[Brandon]

I know. I've done too much.

[Dana]

We have to let him.

[Clemmer]

Have to let him know or something. All right, all right. Yeah, you're right. You're right, you're right, you're right.

[Nick]

Oh, Clemens are puking.

[Clemmer]

I like, I zoned out for like a minute and I came back and he was just missed nothing, dude.

[Dana]

On a loop.

[Clemmer]

The same.

[Brandon]

All right, all right, all right, all right.

[Clemmer]

Nice.

[Chef Donnie]

Every time, man.

[Clemmer]

Jacob's just sitting.

[Brandon]

I got a question here. How about this ice cream cone?

[Clemmer]

What?

[Brandon]

Can he sub in a heavier boy?

[Clemmer]

No.

[Nick]

This is it. We're already done to it. We can't make changes.

[Ethan]

He's got to just throw him far to the right. Right.

[Brandon]

He started this at 5 minutes, 31 seconds.

[Dana]

Go farther.

[Brandon]

That has to be it. That has to be it. Is he going to stop? Is he gonna stop? He's stopping. He's stopping. Go.

[Nick]

One ice cream cone.

[Ethan]

I wanted him to wheel back outside.

[Brandon]

Oh, look at that cone.

[Mincy]

Jesus.

[Brandon]

Why would you put.

[Dana]

That's such a big cone.

[Nick]

Is it the cone? Does he have to eat the cone as well?

[Ethan]

The waffle cone company sent us discs. Very nice of them.

[Clemmer]

Oh, it's really good.

[Nick]

Brain freeze. I guess he's good.

[Brandon]

How much of it's getting in the mouth?

[Nick]

Nothing like a fast paced final round. It's going to take an hour and a half minutes.

[Brandon]

Halfway through now.

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

I worry about Ethan here.

[Dana]

Never count camps in.

[Clemmer]

So true. Oh, my God.

[Ethan]

This has to be.

[Clemmer]

I did not think he was gonna be that big of a cone.

[Nick]

This is a.

[Clemmer]

It's a massive cone.

[Brandon]

He's making pretty good work.

[Clemmer]

Time.

[Nick]

Brain freeze is about to happen.

[Brandon]

I don't think that's gonna apply here.

[Ethan]

Immense experience.

[Brandon]

Just cold skull. Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh. Yep.

[Brandon]

Something funny about Jacob just watching like this.

[Mincy]

You're almost through the cone part.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my.

[Brandon]

How much of that is he getting it all down.

[Dana]

Really good.

[Ethan]

Spitting.

[Brandon]

Yeah, like, that's a lot. Maybe add some seconds here.

[Mincy]

I need. I need a clean mouth.

[Dana]

Pretty good camps.

[Chef Donnie]

Might be a bad ice cream eater.

[Brandon]

That's what I said. Yeah, you might be right.

[Mincy]

Dana, run over to the egg toss. Good, good.

[Nick]

Right. This is where the injury occurred.

[Mincy]

Look at that cape. Three. Not consecutively.

[Nick]

Three total.

[Mincy]

No.

[Brandon]

He's got to be sucking wind right now.

[Mincy]

1.

[Brandon]

He's going at a deliberate pace.

[Nick]

2. Oh, dude really was close.

[Clemmer]

Kind of. Kind of picked it up.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

There we go, Ben.

[Ethan]

And this is where Ethan really can't

[Clemmer]

even get it over the bar. All right, here we go.

[Nick]

Really good.

[Brandon]

Three apples.

[Clemmer]

The 30 seconds were utterly. We did 16 events for nothing.

[Brandon]

Remember he went. He went two minutes earlier and didn't get three.

[Ethan]

Oh, don't bang your head.

[Clemmer]

But do.

[Mincy]

He needs three?

[Ethan]

Yeah, he's not used to the depth,

[Brandon]

you see, but he said he pivoted earlier. Why is it.

[Nick]

Oh, no, that's a pump fake.

[Ethan]

Oh, man.

[Brandon]

What the heck is happening?

[Ethan]

See, I think he should turn it the other way.

[Brandon]

What's he doing under the water that's

[Nick]

killing him so much like he's inhaling. Pin it.

[Brandon]

What the.

[Ethan]

Oh, I hear him under the go.

[Clemmer]

There we go. 1.

[Dana]

I think he is.

[Clemmer]

We're on the board.

[Nick]

These are like appendicitis moans.

[Brandon]

Giving birth. That's what giving birth's like, right, Kate?

[Clemmer]

It is that one. That was one.

[Nick]

This is harder.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, get it with his chin.

[Brandon]

At this point, he's not bobbing.

[Clemmer]

Why is he making these?

[Nick]

Actually, I think he's drowning.

[Brandon]

He's diving.

[Nick]

Oh, more. Pin it.

[Mincy]

All right, he's lost.

[Brandon]

Listen, Dan, if Ethan can't beat this.

[Clemmer]

I know. Oh, he can use his sides.

[Brandon]

Feel like Ethan could even go a couple minutes longer on the. Dumb.

[Clemmer]

Dumb.

[Brandon]

Get the curling.

[Nick]

Oh, boy.

[Dana]

This is.

[Nick]

He's got it there. He's got it there.

[Dana]

He's got it there.

[Nick]

I saw him.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Nick]

Oh, that was.

[Clemmer]

There we go.

[Brandon]

I don't. I don't think that he knocked one out.

[Clemmer]

That was one.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he has two right now. There we go.

[Nick]

Time.

[Clemmer]

Great job.

[Mincy]

New record.

[Clemmer]

He never, ever quit. This is why we love pro day. Way to go, Miny. Proud of you.

[Brandon]

Thank you. Sorry.

[Clemmer]

No, you left it all on the field, Miny. You left it all on the. The field.

[Dana]

Resilient.

[Clemmer]

All right, let's get. Let's get Ethan out here so the time to beat. Let's add 30 seconds to that.

[Mincy]

No.

[Clemmer]

And that will be the. The unofficial time to beat.

[Brandon]

So what, 15, 16?

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah, 15, 16.

[Brandon]

Left it all out there, Min.

[Clemmer]

I don't know.

[Mincy]

I tried more.

[Brandon]

It's all right.

[Dana]

Good job.

[Brandon]

Got to work on that curling.

[Mincy]

Yeah, the curling. Yeah, it's nice.

[Brandon]

Is anybody retrieving Ethan?

[Ethan]

What if Ethan just didn't like it? He's heading back to the airport.

[Brandon]

You could.

[Clemmer]

You could. You could watch.

[Brandon]

You got somewhere to go?

[Ethan]

Back to my apartment with Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Great job, Mitzi.

[Dana]

Yep. Good job.

[Clemmer]

Listen, did you. Did you frustrate us sometimes? The questions? Yes.

[Mincy]

Well, yeah, but.

[Clemmer]

But you. You did what we asked you every year on Yak pro day. You left it all out on the field.

[Dana]

Really?

[Brandon]

Stop, stop, stop, stop. We don't want him to see the time, right?

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he can.

[Dana]

Right.

[Clemmer]

No, no. Yeah. Take the time to beat off.

[Dana]

That'd be an advantage to. To know what to shoot.

[Clemmer]

I mean, he was gone for a

[Brandon]

long come back in. Yeah, you should know.

[Clemmer]

All right, you ready, Ethan, you're starting with the Dum dum. And I will judge. So when you think you're close. I gave Mincy a judgment. I'll give you the same fair judgment. No, no, that's your goal. Your goal is nothing but stick.

[Mincy]

But we'll.

[Clemmer]

When you. When you're really far down, you can. You can show. And I'll either pass or like half a Tic Tac. Yeah.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

That's what we gave Mincy. Okay, Are you ready? Are you ready, Ethan?

[Nick]

Don't look at me like.

[Brandon]

Stop smiling.

[Clemmer]

You gotta go. You gotta suck for $10,000. Three, two, one, go. The man has to suck.

[Brandon]

He has to suck. And he's using his method again, but yes. Yeah.

[Ethan]

Just shredded.

[Brandon]

And these are tough on the roof of a mouth.

[Nick]

There's that little lip around the skin.

[Ethan]

Y.

[Brandon]

These announce their. Oh, my goodness. Starting the fire.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Nick]

I haven't seen this for a long jy with it.

[Ethan]

This is an old boy scouts technique.

[Clemmer]

This is kind of hot now.

[Brandon]

It's just. Okay. But it's really. What about what's going on inside the mouth?

[Nick]

That's right, Brandon.

[Brandon]

He can do all the outside histrionics he wants, but what's going on inside that mouth?

[Dana]

Yeah,

[Nick]

you can't be good at sucking a sucker if you're not good on the inside of the mouth.

[Brandon]

Gotta be good on the inside of the mouth.

[Chef Donnie]

Histrionics.

[Brandon]

Histrionics. Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

What's that?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Brandon]

Brandon, I really don't even know.

[Mincy]

Said it right.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Expressions.

[Brandon]

No. Like,

[Dana]

emotion.

[Mincy]

Extra.

[Brandon]

Extra stuff.

[Nick]

Hamming it up.

[Brandon]

Up. Yeah.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Chef Donnie]

Putrans.

[Mincy]

No, no.

[Brandon]

Maybe. No Flare.

[Clemmer]

Okay.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

I don't think he's sucking enough. What?

[Dana]

I.

[Mincy]

Never mind.

[Clemmer]

What?

[Mincy]

We're good.

[Brandon]

Boy, you got to suck.

[Clemmer]

These are the moments where you're just like, if you. You. If you walked out of these hallways. We're in a war.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

There's.

[Clemmer]

There's all types of going on. And we're standing watching a grown man suck a dumb d. And it's all the. For $10,000, nothing else matters. Nothing else matter. This is the most important thing that's going on in all of our lives right now.

[Nick]

It actually is.

[Clemmer]

I also am, like, getting to the delirious point. I don't know, Dana and Nick, if you feel this way, like I am. Between last night and today, yesterday was

[Nick]

the longest day of my.

[Clemmer]

I don't know what's going.

[Dana]

Our day yesterday.

[Chef Donnie]

I feel like I've said four words today.

[Mincy]

You said good sandwich.

[Clemmer]

We have so much to break down tomorrow. I need to, like, write notes to myself.

[Nick]

That's a good idea.

[Clemmer]

The band served a Of plastic smoothie. There were actually people upset that Ethan didn't win that competition when he served a plastic smoothie.

[Dana]

People were clam.

[Clemmer]

They were mad.

[Dana]

It was almost protest.

[Nick]

The raw strawberry won the smoothie.

[Mincy]

I feel like I could cure cancer. And people go against the egg toss. Like, no matter what I do.

[Clemmer]

Oh, the egg toss. The egg toss alone was just riveting. Like, I forgot about the shop. The shopping cart was one of the best competitions ever watched.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Nick]

They were natural. Forever talented at that.

[Brandon]

Human curling.

[Clemmer]

Human curling.

[Ethan]

Curling.

[Clemmer]

Mincy learned Japanese. Yeah. He was in a closet for 10 minutes. He came out fluent in Japanese.

[Brandon]

What was that? The restaurant refused his service.

[Clemmer]

I think Mincy just charmed him.

[Brandon]

And 15 minutes later, after Mincy, we're eating sushi.

[Dana]

Unbelievable. Sushi, too.

[Nick]

Like, the girl that answered the first call had no idea what was going on. And the guy that answered the second call must have been the guy that originally answered when we said, hey, come. Can we call an order in Japanese?

[Clemmer]

Ethan.

[Nick]

Thumbs up, thumbs down, roof of your mouth.

[Brandon]

You want to look at it? How was the last time you looked at it?

[Clemmer]

Oh, you're close. You're close.

[Brandon]

Keep going, Keep going. Harder.

[Clemmer]

Keep going.

[Ethan]

Mincy. How's he been as a roommate?

[Mincy]

He stayed in the hotel last night.

[Ethan]

Oh, he did?

[Mincy]

Okay, we're going to find out. We're going to find out.

[Ethan]

That's tonight.

[Brandon]

Real soon.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I think it was. We. We. We put Ethan up for this fair. But then if he wants to stay

[Brandon]

for a poker tournament, that's on him.

[Clemmer]

We're not gonna just pay for that, which is fair. But I am paying for his poker tournament entry. Personal.

[Brandon]

How much is this one?

[Clemmer]

1700. We're gonna win.

[Mincy]

Chicago, Maine.

[Clemmer]

50. 50.

[Brandon]

Are you doing it too?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Ethan and I are splitting 50. 50 down the middle.

[Mincy]

Really? Like 800 people. Probably 250k first.

[Nick]

Ethan will win it and never get the money.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he's close. Come on, come on. Go hard.

[Nick]

It's oblong. He's so hard wearing the tip.

[Clemmer]

We are just gotta go hard.

[Nick]

That's my guy.

[Clemmer]

You got.

[Nick]

All right, now's not the time for showboating. It's the first.

[Clemmer]

Come on.

[Brandon]

Oh, you're already almost five minutes into this thing.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, let's go. Ethan.

[Nick]

The stick is staying strong, though.

[Brandon]

He's not stuck on the stick in half.

[Mincy]

Thing ain't no joke.

[Brandon]

Is that how you got into fraternities, Mom?

[Clemmer]

Go make them laugh.

[Brandon]

Sucking the stick in half.

[Mincy]

I'm just glad woman take me. I got Bald by like 5.

[Clemmer]

Oh, you gotta go. You're.

[Brandon]

You're close.

[Clemmer]

You're very close to where I called it for. I don't see where you guys tell

[Nick]

me it was small.

[Dana]

Was really small.

[Brandon]

You gotta really suck on it. Really suck like you never sucked. We're getting to the time where you

[Clemmer]

need being too casual.

[Brandon]

You need to move on here.

[Clemmer]

Don't like how casual he's being there.

[Nick]

That's better.

[Brandon]

Yeah. You still got four events after this.

[Clemmer]

Come on, Ethan. Come on.

[Brandon]

Oh, God.

[Clemmer]

Suck. Man, this is actually made me nervous now.

[Ethan]

Suck. Suck. Suck.

[Chef Donnie]

Suck.

[Nick]

Suck.

[Chef Donnie]

Suck. Suck.

[Brandon]

Suck. Suck.

[Mincy]

Suck.

[Brandon]

Suck.

[Clemmer]

Suck on Ethan.

[Nick]

Kate, I think you started at three minutes early.

[Brandon]

I'll see it.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Brandon]

Getting there. Get in there. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

[Clemmer]

You got like 30 more seconds and you're good.

[Nick]

Did we keep Mincy's for reference?

[Brandon]

No, it was a. I think he's already over Min's pace.

[Clemmer]

No, no, he's saying the.

[Brandon]

Oh, yeah. See size.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Mincy]

We don't know.

[Ethan]

Creamery is.

[Nick]

He just started using the vortex.

[Clemmer]

All right, let's see it. That's good. Go, go, go, go, go.

[Brandon]

Curling.

[Nick]

That's the same.

[Ethan]

Oh, he's looking disgusting.

[Brandon]

No, he. This is.

[Clemmer]

He's got to nail this.

[Brandon]

This is his event.

[Clemmer]

He's got to nail this. But Clemmer's a different weight. Did he have.

[Nick]

He had Clemmer.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Come on.

[Dana]

This might be it.

[Clemmer]

Get him. Get him.

[Brandon]

All right.

[Clemmer]

It's not now. You know, Ethan showed so much.

[Mincy]

How many times did it take me to get him?

[Clemmer]

100.

[Mincy]

Like 21.

[Brandon]

A lot.

[Dana]

Maybe 20.

[Brandon]

Did you count them?

[Mincy]

No. I don't know.

[Brandon]

I was guessing that was just a

[Nick]

little under five and a half minutes. So he's a minute.

[Brandon]

Okay, that's pretty good.

[Clemmer]

Oh, stop.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Clemmer]

Left turn on that.

[Mincy]

Left turn.

[Clemmer]

He's just being I. I need him to be a little bit more urgent. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dana]

Starting to show urgency.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, we gotta get the urgency up here.

[Nick]

Mincy finished the lollipop a minute earlier.

[Clemmer]

Oh, but when did he finish the 5?

[Brandon]

So like 1050?

[Ethan]

I think Ethan thought this part would be a lot easier for him.

[Brandon]

No, no.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God, Ethan.

[Mincy]

I weigh as much as you do. We weigh the same. 10 minute. I was 10 or 10:30 on this.

[Brandon]

Yeah, but you're going to beat him on the ice cream.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah. And I did good on the egg and, yeah, I did good on the last stuff. Doctor's going to have a healthy weight.

[Ethan]

Oh, too much. Go get him. Go get him.

[Dana]

Curve.

[Nick]

In car. In car. In.

[Brandon]

Oh, come on. Why is it so hard, Kate?

[Nick]

I see you stressing so hard.

[Ethan]

I know.

[Mincy]

Come on. At what point do I start thinking I have a chance?

[Nick]

Now.

[Dana]

Right now.

[Brandon]

Yeah, you have.

[Nick]

Minutes ago.

[Brandon]

You absolutely have.

[Chef Donnie]

You got to see this ice cream.

[Nick]

That ice cream.

[Chef Donnie]

Big question.

[Brandon]

What's he doing, man? Ethan.

[Ethan]

Oh, he's freaking out.

[Dana]

Wait, wait.

[Brandon]

No.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Ethan]

Okay, come on, climbers.

[Mincy]

Come on. There's no way I can win with how bad that performance was. I got someone in the kitchen on that one when I didn't even do this movie.

[Brandon]

Are you out of gas? Let's go.

[Nick]

This is it.

[Dana]

This is it, Ethan.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God.

[Dana]

Yep. No.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. This is my worst night.

[Nick]

He's gonna have to swallow that ice cream.

[Clemmer]

I can't believe this is about to happen. Jacob, take it easy on the ice cream.

[Nick]

No, this has to be hustle, Ethan.

[Mincy]

Hustle.

[Ethan]

Jacob's already standing there with a giant cone. It's not.

[Brandon]

Dig. Dig.

[Ethan]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

This should have been a blow.

[Brandon]

Hey, there, now. He's too far. He's too hot. No, he's not.

[Nick]

No, he's not too hot.

[Brandon]

One wheel. One wheel.

[Nick]

Oh, Ethan.

[Ethan]

Ethan, please.

[Chef Donnie]

Come on, Ethan.

[Nick]

Look at Missy Smiles.

[Mincy]

Let's go, Ethan.

[Dana]

Come on, you. He's still. Still very in it.

[Chef Donnie]

He's a great bobber, though.

[Brandon]

Great bobber.

[Dana]

He's a Good bobber.

[Brandon]

God damn it, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Oh, no. I need you guys to just give me a cheer.

[Dana]

Okay, we'll let you know. Don't watch.

[Ethan]

Eat a deep breath, big cat.

[Mincy]

You fool.

[Brandon]

Land it. Let's go.

[Nick]

Kyle, you were right.

[Mincy]

Camps in.

[Dana]

All right, Big. It's dead.

[Nick]

Dance.

[Mincy]

Dan.

[Brandon]

He made it.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Nick]

Ice cream.

[Clemmer]

So he's right on pace.

[Mincy]

I was at 10:30.

[Chef Donnie]

Yeah.

[Nick]

Okay.

[Ethan]

You got this.

[Dana]

Okay.

[Brandon]

This is got to knock it down, man.

[Dana]

He's good at bobbing.

[Ethan]

Getting that little cookie first.

[Clemmer]

There you go.

[Mincy]

Big bite.

[Clemmer]

Dig deep, Ethan. Now I'm a little nervous about the eggs.

[Brandon]

Eggs.

[Clemmer]

Just want eggs. You'll be fine on all three eggs in a row. And Ethan has not shown that he can get one egg.

[Nick]

Well, the eggs you can go quick.

[Dana]

The miss doesn't take much time.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh, no.

[Brandon]

The ice cream.

[Mincy]

Ice cream's tough for him.

[Dana]

He's brain freeze.

[Chef Donnie]

Getting him.

[Brandon]

How did you fight the brain?

[Clemmer]

He's going to come down to it.

[Mincy]

I mean, I struggled with it.

[Nick]

He's about a minute ahead of Mincy's pace.

[Brandon]

Okay, you just got to stuff it in your mouth.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Chef Donnie]

Oh.

[Brandon]

Oh.

[Dana]

Oh.

[Clemmer]

It just. Just when I counted him back in.

[Brandon]

Don't do it.

[Clemmer]

Oh,

[Mincy]

what is he.

[Brandon]

Oh, what is happening?

[Clemmer]

Here we go.

[Mincy]

There we go, Ethan. There we go.

[Brandon]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

This is.

[Brandon]

This is.

[Clemmer]

This is game seven of the World Series.

[Mincy]

Oh, no.

[Ethan]

Is he not. Is he not a dairy guy?

[Nick]

Never seen anyone chew ice cream, Ethan?

[Clemmer]

It's gonna come down to the egg, boys. It's going to come out of the eggs.

[Brandon]

Oh, still. Has he got four minutes?

[Clemmer]

I know, but the eggs.

[Brandon]

I don't know if he can do the ice cream in four minutes, Dan.

[Clemmer]

He's so bad at the eggs. Okay, all right. He's like two bites away. He's not two bites away.

[Brandon]

He should stuff that last one and go.

[Nick]

Oh, no razors in it. Do we accidentally give the razor ice cream?

[Clemmer]

Jacob. He was supposed to be for Miny, Ethan.

[Dana]

Oh, my God. I want to go out there.

[Clemmer]

I. I just want to shove it down his throat.

[Ethan]

Falling apart.

[Clemmer]

I want to pick it up.

[Nick]

Falling apart. Oh, no.

[Brandon]

Of a bite.

[Ethan]

Oh, he's.

[Clemmer]

Come on, Ethan.

[Ethan]

He's going to puke.

[Brandon]

$10,000, man.

[Nick]

Looks like it's scalding hot.

[Brandon]

Yeah,

[Nick]

that ice cream is boiling.

[Brandon]

Eggs.

[Clemmer]

Eggs. Oh, why are you.

[Mincy]

Swallowed it.

[Clemmer]

Swallowed it.

[Mincy]

Swallow it.

[Ethan]

Swallow it.

[Brandon]

Swallow. All right, all right, Relax.

[Ethan]

Oh, my God.

[Clemmer]

Oh, he's good. Okay, okay, okay.

[Dana]

In a good spot.

[Brandon]

Call Mincy.

[Nick]

What's the pace.

[Clemmer]

Check fair. All right.

[Ethan]

Okay.

[Brandon]

It's gonna be really close.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. All right.

[Brandon]

Go, go, go.

[Nick]

Oh, he's got it figured out. Oh.

[Mincy]

Oh, no. That didn't count.

[Clemmer]

He broke it.

[Dana]

Oh, no.

[Nick]

All right, two with soft hands.

[Dana]

Oh, he's good. He's good.

[Clemmer]

Oh, God. Oh, no.

[Mincy]

He's falling apart.

[Clemmer]

All right, for apples. Come on. Three apples, please.

[Brandon]

Oh. Oh, no, no.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God. No, no.

[Brandon]

That's a knockout.

[Clemmer]

One, one. Let's go, let's go. That's cows. Got it.

[Brandon]

Oh, no.

[Mincy]

Nice stuff. He's good.

[Dana]

You got two.

[Clemmer]

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[Mincy]

Oh, I love the effort. I love the effort. Selling out for the main. Oh my God.

[Clemmer]

If he doesn't get this final apple.

[Chef Donnie]

Got it. He's got it.

[Mincy]

He's got it.

[Clemmer]

Gotta get it.

[Chef Donnie]

He's got it.

[Clemmer]

It's over. Oh, my God. We gotta get the shot on Ethan. Wanna compete editor.

[Chef Donnie]

How about.

[Clemmer]

How about for both guys? Mat it out.

[Mincy]

Good job, Ethan.

[Dana]

What a competition.

[Mincy]

Oh, for both the competitor. Congrats, Ethan. Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Oh, my God.

[Mincy]

I think it's going to be like the year 2048 and I'm going to still have no pro day wins.

[Clemmer]

But Miny, can I just say one thing before we get the champion in here, I got to say this thing. Miny, I know give you a hard time and I give you a lot of all deserved good speech. That's your one thing. No, but this is one of my favorite days we do here and if Mincy didn't buy in all the way, it wouldn't work. Yes. Thank you. Buy in. You make great content and I really appreciate it and I can't wait for pro day four.

[Mincy]

Thank you. Big Cat.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Dana]

Good work.

[Mincy]

Oh, yeah, I love doing it.

[Clemmer]

It's fun. Champ. See, that's why you're the best on that, on this stuff. All right, let's hear from our champ. Champ, get up for champ. Yeah.

[Brandon]

Congrats.

[Dana]

Thank you, Mince.

[Clemmer]

All right. Ethan. Ethan. Yeah. Go ahead.

[Dana]

Sit. Sit, Ethan.

[Brandon]

And you get to sleep.

[Dana]

July 4, 2026, Day 1c of the world Series of Poker Main Event. I'll be there. Bin Wang, the guy who knocked me out last year. It's not a day that's gone by where I haven't thought about you. Your face. The ace on the river. Going back hungrier than ever. Mincy. Pro day wasn't gonna stop me. Nothing's gonna stop me.

[Mincy]

Nice.

[Nick]

What's the guy's name?

[Dana]

Bin Wang. B I N W e n g. $9 million in live tournament earnings been

[Nick]

on the mind for that ass.

[Dana]

Not a day goes by where I don't think about it.

[Brandon]

Well done, Ethan.

[Nick]

Well done.

[Clemmer]

So proud of you. You did exactly when I said to you this morning. I was like, I need you to just buy in and go hard. Yeah, I was a little nervous there. I was a lot nervous.

[Brandon]

You.

[Clemmer]

You beat him by about a minute and 15 seconds or no ice cream. Minute 45.

[Nick]

Ice cream.

[Dana]

The ice cream.

[Brandon]

Were you about to vomit?

[Dana]

I'm not like a big eater, so, like, I think you can tell that. But by. By God, vanilla probably would have been better for. Yeah, chocolate was a little rich.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, sure.

[Dana]

You know.

[Clemmer]

And now we're gonna go win the World Series.

[Dana]

Now we're gonna go. Well, we're gonna go win the main event. The World Series of Poker Circuit event in Chicago on Friday.

[Clemmer]

Yup.

[Dana]

Then we go win the main event.

[Clemmer]

What a day.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

You're ready.

[Dana]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And you sleep on top of mints,

[Dana]

and I get to sleep on top of mint.

[Clemmer]

Yes.

[Dana]

Oh, yeah.

[Nick]

Is there anything you learned about yourself today?

[Dana]

Yeah, I just try. Try and I'll win.

[Clemmer]

Wow.

[Mincy]

That's something to

[Clemmer]

try.

[Dana]

Sorry. Sorry for calling you fat, Brandon.

[Nick]

We never know.

[Clemmer]

When did you call me fat? No one heard that.

[Mincy]

It never even happened.

[Dana]

I don't even know what I'm talking about.

[Clemmer]

Ethan, next year you're gonna have to defend your crown.

[Dana]

Yeah, sure. Probably.

[Clemmer]

Yeah. Mincy's has never won his own pro day. He's over three on his pro day. Okay, but it was a good competition.

[Dana]

Should we get, like, an Ethan Centric event in there? Like, who could smoke a stick fastest or. Yeah, something like that.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Nick]

And Clemmer, Good job. Refing.

[Clemmer]

Incredible job. Clever. Appreciate you. We had a moment where we thought we maybe gave you too much power.

[Brandon]

We did.

[Mincy]

No, no, he.

[Clemmer]

He was great.

[Dana]

I was ready. I was ready to start complaining all day the second he gave Mitzi a point for that anthem. Yeah, I was fully loading the excuse clip up, but thank God I didn't have to use it.

[Clemmer]

And the message is just try.

[Dana]

Just try.

[Brandon]

Try and you'll win.

[Chef Donnie]

Try and you win.

[Dana]

Try and you win.

[Clemmer]

Try and you win.

[Brandon]

Are you gonna use that lesson from now on? Try and you'll win. Nah, it's already fading.

[Mincy]

Yeah, maybe one day.

[Clemmer]

Maybe one day it's already gone.

[Brandon]

Trying shit's for the fucking birds.

[Dana]

Thank you very much for having.

[Clemmer]

All right.

[Dana]

Putting me in this situation. I love you all.

[Clemmer]

I love everybody who watches Ethan.

[Mincy]

Great job, Ethan.

[Clemmer]

Thank you everyone for watching. Seriously. Thank you also to all of our behind the scenes. A lot of organizations, year old Steve, Corey, everyone, they like. It takes a lot of work to get this done. And it's one of my favorite days. And I think we, we got some banger new games.

[Brandon]

I think it was the best one.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, I do too.

[Brandon]

The first one was great, but like was good.

[Clemmer]

We have games. I want to play. Just like I want to play the water.

[Chef Donnie]

I want to play curling.

[Clemmer]

Curling. I want to play the water game. I want to play the egg game.

[Mincy]

Shopping cart.

[Clemmer]

Oh my God. Yeah, we're gonna curl tomorrow.

[Mincy]

Being on this side of it and seeing how much work they put in, like to seeing the script and how.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Mincy]

Effort. The behind the scenes people do.

[Clemmer]

It was tj. TJ was working his ass off for it.

[Brandon]

You feel bad for how you acted last year?

[Mincy]

I think I acted fine. I played to win. I was trying to win that. I'm not competitive. Me is an ass. Okay.

[Brandon]

Sorry.

[Mincy]

I. I was sorry.

[Clemmer]

Sorry.

[Brandon]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Clemmer]

You.

[Mincy]

Me not to try.

[Brandon]

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Clemmer]

I'm sorry.

[Mincy]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Brandon]

I apologize.

[Clemmer]

But yeah, wtj. Cuz he's. He's. He runs the whole thing, you know, making sure everything's all together.

[Brandon]

Are you shivering?

[Dana]

Yes.

[Brandon]

You can go dry off.

[Clemmer]

Bask in it. Yeah. Bask in the glory.

[Nick]

Hot streak for camps.

[Clemmer]

Yeah, you can.

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Chef Donnie]

Always count them in.

[Clemmer]

I always count them in.

[Brandon]

Oh, is this fat?

[Mincy]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

Shut the up you fat.

[Brandon]

Hold on. My headphones weren't in yet. Go do it again. Yeah, it was like just.

[Dana]

Yep.

[Brandon]

$10,000. Man.

[Dana]

Shut the up you fat.

[Brandon]

Trying to motivate you.

[Clemmer]

All right, let's spin the wheel. And we will. We will break it. Is Joey Avery here tomorrow?

[Nick]

Yeah.

[Clemmer]

All right. Nice. Joey Avery here is here tomorrow.

[Dana]

We'll.

[Clemmer]

We'll break it down. Maybe we'll throw. Throw in the puke video. I saw that poll.

[Dana]

I'd like to see.

[Clemmer]

Yeah.

[Dana]

Oh, perfect.

[Clemmer]

Oh, yug. Would have been a yug would have been great. All right, thank you, everyone, so much for watching. Please subscribe. We'll see, everyone tomorrow.

[Mincy]

It's the act. It's a yak.

[Nick]

Get your straws y for a while. It's the act.

[Brandon]

It's the act.

[Clemmer]

It's the act.

[Mincy]

Gas D.

[Nick]

Thanks for watching.

[Clemmer]

Love you guys.

[Nick]

Like the video. Please back tomorrow. All right, Love you guys. See you tomorrow.

[Clemmer]

Bye.