
Hosted by Zarna Garg · EN

This episode pretty much sums up our family chaos perfectly. What I thought would be a fun, light conversation about my favorite cleaning hacks, rainbow soaps, and keeping a house somewhat under control somehow turned into my kids making it all about themselves and their feelings. Veer was generally unproblematic in this episode, so I was a little guilty that I forget about him sometimes. If you have more than two kids, you understand. If you don't, please keep your opinions in a clean, clearly labeled container away from me. And thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. You don’t have to say yes to everything this summer. Find support in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at https:www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You asked for a fun beach episode and we listened. That was our first mistake. But we did get an exceptional podcast episode out of it! Come to the beach with us and watch every one of my plans collapse in real time. If you laugh, we're booking another vacation. If you don't laugh, we're still booking another vacation. Where should we go next? Thank you to our sponsor's for this week's episode: Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Stay focused and energized with Neuro Gum and mints, get more clarity in your everyday tasks (with fresh breath), or even try their sleeping mints with code ZARNA at https://neurogum.com/discount/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We tried everything. A beach. A pool. Even leaving the kids behind. Somehow, every attempt at fun turned into anxiety, complaints, and logistical failures. At this point, we’re starting to suspect that “fun” just isn’t a thing and we’re all lying to ourselves. Tune in and let us know what we are doing wrong. Is anybody else feeling the same way? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Everyone in this family has insecurities. Some are deep. Some are dumb. Some could’ve been solved with one scoop of ice cream a decade ago. In this episode, the we expose our biggest insecurities. Zoya presents her ongoing anxiety portfolio. My boys spiral. I overshare. Not sure what was going on with Shalabh This may be healing. This may have given us each blackmail material. Hard to tell. Tune in!Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We are bringing adult kids into casinos, surrounded by alcohol and drunk gamblers, to work at my live shows. Do I feel bad? Shalabh thinks I should, but I couldn't be prouder of my decision and I can't wait to tell you why. Tune in while I share more about these kids who have been working out of casinos. And no, I am NOT ashamed. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How do we show love in a household that never says ”I love you?” My kids surprised me with a Mother’s Day special and let’s just say, I was uncomfortable. And no, it wasn’t entirely Shalabh’s fault. But luckily for all of you…it was actually a sweet memory. No fighting. No bickering. Just uncomfortable moments of…okay, I’ll say it. Love. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The boys are calling Zoya’s acne ‘pepperoni pizza. Shalabh is calling his wife names only she would say to her mother in law. I don't want to hear any of you say name-calling is not unheard of in your home, But fine, we can ignore your problems for a second and tune in to ours to decide whether these phony apologies are worth believing. And thank you to our sponsors this week! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Join at https://functionhealth.com/ZARNA or use gift code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit toward your membership. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There’s one comedian and entrepreneur in this house, yet everybody wants to steal my jokes as if they’ve got a single funny bone in their body. There’s plagiarism in the classroom, but also between siblings, spouses (🙄), friends, coworkers, etc. How are we dealing with it and should it be an honor or a sign of disrespect? Tune in! Thank you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate.Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Monarch. Use code ZARNA at https://www.monarch.com for 50% off your first year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

These conversations actually shouldn’t be that difficult. Tell your friends they look bad, or that their opinions don’t matter. But for some reason, confessing to each other in today’s episode hurt some feelings. Tune in, because in a surprising turn of events, we might just support each other 🙄. Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/ZARNA. Refresh your spring wardrobe with Quince. Go to Quince.com/ZARNA for free shipping and 365-day returns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I let my youngest son get away with anything he wants, and I'n not even ashamed. Zoya cries too much, but says she has too many responsibilities. Today we talk about BIRTH ORDER. Who wears the crown, who made our lives a nightmare, and how did we deal with it all? Than you to our sponsors for this week's episode. Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to https://www.Zocdoc.com/ZARNA to find and instantly book a doctor you love today. Pebl helps you hire, pay, and manage talent. Go to https://www.hipebl.ai to get a free estimate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices