Session 81: Goodbye Girls!

Summary

Podcast Summary: Therapuss with Jake Shane – Session 81: "Goodbye Girls!"

Release Date: July 6, 2025
Participants: Julia, Peyton, Brett, Alice
Duration: 66:01

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Introduction

In this heartfelt and humorous episode of THERAPUSS, titled "Goodbye Girls!", Jake Shane is joined by his close friends Julia, Peyton, Brett, and Alice. As they prepare to part ways due to upcoming moves, the group engages in a candid and entertaining therapy-like session, blending introspection with playful banter.

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1. Upcoming Moves and Emotional Goodbyes (00:10 – 13:34)

Julia kicks off the episode by expressing her excitement and nostalgia:

"Surprise. It is an episode with me and my girls... I hope this makes you laugh and you enjoy it because we had so much fun filming it." [00:10]

The conversation swiftly moves to the topic of moving, highlighting the bittersweet emotions associated with leaving a shared home:

"We are all going to Europe together... Please keep us in your thoughts and prayers, because God knows what we're doing." [13:15]

Brett reflects on the significance of shared memories:

"I don’t remember life before living with Brett. It’s the end of a chapter." [13:46]

The group discusses their upcoming trip to Europe, detailing plans for a girls' trip to Saint-Tropez and expressing both excitement and apprehension about the changes ahead:

"We’re gonna be in Saint Tropez. We have one more month together, and then you guys are moving." [13:17]

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2. Dating Chronicles and Relationship Dynamics (06:03 – 18:19)

The friends dive into their dating lives, sharing humorous and relatable stories. Peyton recounts a disastrous date experience:

"He said, 'not my prettiest meal ever.' I already ate half. I intentionally didn’t respond." [03:04]

Julia discusses her struggles with a best friend’s wedding invitation:

"My best friend of 15 years asked me to be her maid of honor, but she didn’t invite my parents... How do I confront her?" [37:57]

The group offers advice on handling delicate friendship and relationship issues, emphasizing honest communication:

"If you're someone's maid of honor, like you should be that level of closeness where you can say something in a very respectful way." [39:15]

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3. Nostalgia for College Days (20:00 – 27:04)

Brett, Julia, Peyton, and Alice reminisce about their college experiences, particularly their nights at Bandidos. They share fond memories and amusing anecdotes about managing parties and friendships:

"We took control of the bar. They had quesadillas and they were insane." [21:29]

Peyton humorously reflects on their relentless partying:

"We had to go create our own fun because we were the first year to rush second semester." [20:05]

The conversation also touches on the impact of COVID-19 on their college life, highlighting both challenges and memorable moments:

"Covid was when it really started to kick into high gear. Senior year was my favorite year by far." [19:36]

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4. Personal Updates and Health Matters (30:42 – 33:08)

Alice shares her recent experience with breast augmentation surgery, discussing the physical and emotional aspects:

"They look really good. But what's annoying is that my surgeon said I have to stay in the surgical bra all the time for the next two weeks." [30:47]

The group offers supportive and light-hearted comments, celebrating her courage and new look:

"They look so fire." [30:45]

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5. Navigating Friendships and Communication (34:00 – 43:35)

The friends delve into issues of miscommunication and differing behaviors within friendships. Julia expresses frustration over a friend's change in demeanor:

"When I go to school, she barely talks to me and ignores me because she's with her rude friends." [39:46]

They discuss strategies for addressing such challenges, emphasizing honesty and boundary-setting:

"If he’s being off, you should totally say, like, 'Why are you acting this way? Let’s talk about it.'" [47:28]

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6. Handling Social Anxiety and Personal Traits (43:35 – 50:00)

Julia opens up about her tendency to lie to make stories more interesting and the resultant anxiety:

"I love to throw in a white lie to make my stories more interesting. After a 'no injury,' I'm now faking a broken leg with crutches." [43:53]

The group discusses the importance of authenticity and the negative impact of dishonesty, offering supportive feedback:

"It’s just awkward. Like, I can’t believe I said that and it wasn’t true. It just makes me so anxious." [44:32]

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7. Final Reflections and Moving Forward (50:00 – End)

As the episode draws to a close, the friends reflect on their impending separation, sharing what they will miss most:

"I’m gonna miss our house so much. I’m gonna miss waking up and having you outside." [63:34]

They discuss future plans, including how to maintain their bond despite the distance, and plan farewell parties:

"We have to plan trips to both places. We're gonna try to get a three-bedroom so you guys can always stay with us." [53:37]

Peyton humorously concludes the session by acknowledging the blend of therapy and friendship:

"This felt like a therapy session. I'm leaving my crash out, but I'm obviously gonna crash out again." [65:28]

The episode wraps up with playful goodbyes and reaffirmations of their enduring friendship:

"Love you guys. Love you guys. Bye." [65:55]

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Notable Quotes

• Julia: "I hope this makes you laugh and you enjoy it because we had so much fun filming it." [00:10]
• Peyton: "He said, 'not my prettiest meal ever.' I already ate half. I intentionally didn’t respond." [03:04]
• Alice: "They look really good. But what's annoying is that my surgeon said I have to stay in the surgical bra all the time for the next two weeks." [30:47]
• Brett: "I don’t remember life before living with Brett. It’s the end of a chapter." [13:46]
• Julia: "My best friend of 15 years asked me to be her maid of honor, but she didn’t invite my parents... How do I confront her?" [37:57]
• Peyton: "This felt like a therapy session. I'm leaving my crash out, but I'm obviously gonna crash out again." [65:28]

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Conclusion

"Goodbye Girls!" is a poignant episode that captures the essence of friendship, the anxiety of change, and the joy of shared memories. Through laughter and tears, Julia, Peyton, Brett, and Alice navigate their emotions as they prepare to embark on new chapters, offering listeners a blend of relatable struggles and uplifting camaraderie.

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Stay Tuned: Don't miss future episodes as Jake continues to bridge the gap between therapy and playful introspection with his beloved guests.

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Disclaimer: This summary is based on the provided transcript and may not capture all nuances of the actual podcast episode.

Transcript

[Julia]

Happy Sunday. Happy Sunday. Surprise. It is an episode with me and my girls. These are my favorite episodes in the entire world. And Julia and Peyton are moving, so we thought we had to do this before they left. But, yeah, you know, if you are recovering from the weekend, if you're just chilling and in your bed on this Sunday, I hope this makes you laugh and you enjoy it because we had so much fun filming it. You can kind of see us get progressively hungrier throughout the episode because it was so late. But it's. It's really. It's a good one. And I'm so happy that I have my friends that can do this with me. It's so cool. And I'm so happy that you guys love it, too. To see if I'm coming to a city near you, go to pass that post.com and click live with Jake Shane. And to submit a Tell me what's wrong. Go to passthatpost.com and click Tell me what's wrong. Leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy. All right, Enjoy the episode. Love you, pussies. Number one is it's been Crash out central.

[Peyton]

I mean, it's Crash out motherfucking spring.

[Julia]

Are you, like, comfortable to talk about it?

[Peyton]

I mean, I don't know. I'm still recovering from my crash out. Jake had Jay Shetty on the podcast, and he was here as I was, like, mid fucking crash out, I came and sat my ass on this floor barefoot, grounding myself, just hoping some of his wisdom would seep into my skin.

[Julia]

It didn't.

[Brett]

Wait.

[Peyton]

I thought it did. I taught him, what a crash. Wait. I feel like I've been doing so good now.

[Julia]

You've been doing better?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I haven't spoken about it in, like, a week. What?

[Julia]

What?

[Alice]

I do feel like I heard about it.

[Julia]

You crack.

[Peyton]

I haven't spoken about it in at least a day.

[Brett]

Yeah, we haven't really been doing much speaking today. We woke up at one yet again.

[Julia]

Yeah, well, Julia got the ick the other night. Did you see the photo of the food that the guy she was talking to center?

[Alice]

No, I didn't see the photo, but I heard it.

[Brett]

Diabolical.

[Peyton]

It was disgusting. It was diabolical.

[Julia]

She said, what are you doing for dinner? And he. Oh, my God.

[Brett]

Okay. I had to cancel a date because I was sick. And then I was like, oh, let me just throw my bone, because this is the second time I canceled on him, so.

[Julia]

And he's, like, objectively really hot.

[Peyton]

He is so, so, so hot. Let me Just say besides the point.

[Brett]

I, like, was like, oh, let me throw him a bone. Because, like, he, like, obviously is like. He's very interested and I'm like, being rude. Let me wrap this story up. So I'm like, oh, haha. Like, what are you doing to dinner? So, like, what are you doing for dinner now that our date is canceled? He said, not my prettiest meal ever. Want to see? I already ate half. I intentionally didn't respond.

[Julia]

So just out of. Just out of curiosity. No, just out of curiosity, can you let me see how was this half eaten already?

[Brett]

No, just.

[Peyton]

Just wait.

[Brett]

You didn't let me fucking finish. He says, wanna see the plate's full. And I said nothing. I said nothing intentionally because. No, I actually don't wanna see. I'd rather do anything. But see, I already knew it was gonna be nasty.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

When boys look at that steak, it's like actual mangled meat.

[Brett]

I didn't eat.

[Peyton]

I didn't reply.

[Brett]

I didn't reply on purpose.

[Peyton]

Three minutes later, I get a picture of that egg. I get a picture of eggs sticking rice on a plate. So then Julia doesn't answer for 24 hours.

[Brett]

I replied 24 hours later because Payton's like, hey, did you ever answer the steak and eggs? I said, no.

[Julia]

And it's not like. It's not like. Like, I'm all for, like, scrambled eggs and steak. Like, I actually think that, like, steak and eggs is good.

[Alice]

I cannot.

[Brett]

I don't want to know about it. Like, keep it to yourself.

[Julia]

Do you also eat your steak well done?

[Peyton]

No, no, Brett doesn't. Brett's normal.

[Brett]

Yeah, we get. We get well.

[Julia]

Okay, continue.

[Brett]

Hey, so sorry. I needed a full 24 hours to process the fact that you just sent me that disturbing.

[Julia]

And I said the most nasty thing after.

[Peyton]

Probably smelled E. I hate when you. I hate when you say stuff like that.

[Brett]

I hate when you, like, full boy.

[Julia]

No, because, you know, like, that's a gassy meal. Right?

[Brett]

Also, my. Comes in all forms, you guys, and I'm getting it. I'm getting hit with the ick.

[Julia]

It is crotch outspring.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Should we talk about Lord?

[Brett]

That was so cool. Okay, so Jake had Lord on the podcast. And, like, I want to say for you.

[Julia]

Yeah, thank you.

[Brett]

Yay. I want to say we don't really get, like, too frazzled over, like, the guests that, like, Jake has just because he has so many awesome people coming in and out. So it's awesome. But then.

[Peyton]

Hey, Ella. Lord.

[Julia]

No, that was. That was a moment in time.

[Brett]

Walked into our living room, and she sat on our couch.

[Peyton]

On our couch.

[Brett]

She's my phone charger. I'm never getting a new phone.

[Julia]

You can't ever get.

[Brett]

I'm never getting a new phone.

[Julia]

You can't ever get a new phone.

[Peyton]

I.

[Alice]

My ass came home for Lord because.

[Peyton]

It'S Lord and it's Lord.

[Alice]

Max was like, do you, like, are.

[Peyton]

You gonna meet her?

[Alice]

I was like, I don't know.

[Peyton]

I was like, I don't want to.

[Alice]

Stress Jake out, but, like, I'm gonna go home because maybe.

[Julia]

And then you did. Everyone met her.

[Peyton]

We were sitting on the couch.

[Brett]

We got a picture. I'm gonna frame it at my wedding.

[Peyton]

We were sitting on the couch, and we obviously got word that she was coming in the house. We paused our show, and we're like, okay, so what should we do? Should we be talking? Should we be playing music? Should we be watching tv? We are readjusting. And then she comes in, and she was like, wow, you guys are really just waiting.

[Alice]

Yeah, she picked up on it right away.

[Brett]

You're so nervous. I was shaking.

[Julia]

She's. Everything.

[Peyton]

I was gorgeous.

[Brett]

Dropped out. I was. I. I couldn't breathe.

[Julia]

Sometimes when we sit here, I get reminded that we talk a lot of.

[Peyton]

Because, like, everything we're gonna talk about.

[Julia]

Because everything that's about to come out of my mouth is.

[Peyton]

I feel like we just need to, like, say everything, and then we.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Okay. So should we talk about. Well, Peyton's been going on dates with this guy that she doesn't like.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Our third dates next week.

[Brett]

And guess what? And guess what? I'm coming.

[Julia]

Oh, is this the double date?

[Peyton]

Yes. And I was telling Julia also, it's like he doesn't even follow me on Instagram. Like, but he said he's a fan of you.

[Alice]

I mean, so.

[Peyton]

Baby, he's gonna hear this. So I guess there's not going to be a fourth date, but. Oh, there probably will be, because this isn't going to come. Come out for a minute. Yeah, he's gonna be like, this is my girlfriend. Okay, so I have a third.

[Julia]

You know, tell them about the first date that you went on at the worst restaurant in Los Angeles.

[Peyton]

Oh, good God. He messages me. We met him in the wild, which I, like, love. Julia and I were at dinner before we were going to see. Oh, no. Are you okay?

[Alice]

Yeah, I'm okay.

[Peyton]

Julie and I met him at dinner before we were going to see, like, my actual crush.

[Julia]

And.

[Peyton]

Is that rude?

[Brett]

No, it's just like I said, Tisk Tisk, tisk, tisk.

[Peyton]

Like, he doesn't give two about me.

[Julia]

He couldn't care less.

[Peyton]

He could not give less of a about me.

[Brett]

He's not losing a wink of sleep over you.

[Peyton]

Not. He hasn't even batted a goddamn fire. Yeah, he showed me. Yeah, but we went on, like, we went to the worst place ever.

[Julia]

It is notoriously the worst restaurant. Yeah, it's suspicious in Los Angeles. It tastes like they made it in, like, a microwave. A microwave.

[Peyton]

I mean, thank God we didn't eat, because God forbid we're sharing a paella. I know it's good when I make myself laugh. Okay, I have tears. I'm gonna be sick. I have tears running down my face.

[Brett]

I can't breathe.

[Peyton]

Wait, but we're getting drinks at this place? Thank God we didn't eat. It's a Sunday. Like, oh, my God. He was like, should we do Friday? I was like, what about Sunday or Monday? You're not getting a Friday.

[Brett]

You're not getting a Thursday.

[Peyton]

Exactly. That's literally words out of my mouth. You don't even deserve a Wednesday or a Thursday.

[Julia]

What day would you at a Friday or Saturday? Any day.

[Peyton]

Any day. Maybe he could take the whole weekend Thursday through Thursday through Sunday if he.

[Julia]

Texted you right now.

[Peyton]

Are we speaking that into the universe? Because we're manifesting.

[Julia]

Peyton almost bought an Etsy witch.

[Brett]

Yeah. I was casting spells over my Jo Malone.

[Peyton]

This guy was obsessed with me. And then I went to Coachella. And then he was like, oh, maybe it was my jersey. Maybe it was my camouflage pants, my neon green nails. I don't know what drove him away.

[Julia]

It was something.

[Peyton]

Wait, I have to keep telling about my date. It's a Sunday. He gets us spritzes. I was like, okay, like, that's fine. Like. And we're having our spritz. We get a second. We get a second spritz.

[Brett]

That was good.

[Peyton]

This man's glass shatters in his hand. The drink goes all over the table, and he starts heaving, laughing out loud. Like, laughing so loud. And I was like, holy fuck. Like, get me out of here. So then he goes, I think we need to take a shot. I was. I'm pretty hungover. Like, it's a Sunday. He goes, we'll have two shots of Tito's with a side of Sprite. I was like, fuck, that is my order.

[Julia]

Did he know that was your order?

[Peyton]

Well, I said, I like Sprite.

[Julia]

He's doing all the right things.

[Peyton]

He's doing all right.

[Alice]

Honestly, I'm an apologist for this guy, I like him.

[Peyton]

Brad is obsessed with him. She keeps texting me.

[Julia]

He's hotter than the guy that's been treating you like dirt?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I mean, the kiss was fire. He has huge lips.

[Julia]

That's hot.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Oh. Anyway, but the second day was better, I guess. Went to dinner.

[Alice]

You had fun?

[Peyton]

We split a pizza and a bottle and a half of wine. It was pretty. It was fun. I had a good time. Well, our third date is this week, and it's a double date with Julia Y. So it's like, we're gonna get there. He's thinking, like, this is my third date. Like, we were making out for, like, 30 minutes last time I saw her, like, good vibes, like, oh, my God.

[Julia]

You made out for 30 minutes?

[Peyton]

15 and 15. Yeah. Just, like, sitting in his car in the car after dinner, and then in our driveway.

[Alice]

Wait, in the car before dinner.

[Julia]

It seems like there's, like, a lot of sexual tension.

[Brett]

It's like Hannah from Girls. I can't believe you guys have never seen Girls.

[Peyton]

I know. We need to watch it.

[Brett]

Maybe you guys should watch it on the way to Paris.

[Julia]

Oh, yes. Oh, well, that brings up our next topic.

[Brett]

Europe.

[Julia]

Europe. We're all going to Europe together.

[Peyton]

Take a moment and keep us in your thoughts and prayers, because God knows what we're doing.

[Julia]

Yeah, probably.

[Brett]

Knowing me, I'll probably be with a French man.

[Peyton]

I hope I'm with a French man. I mean, I hope I'm not.

[Julia]

Why?

[Brett]

Oh, God, you guys. Me and Peyton were in Paris for one night. She met this boy when she was there.

[Peyton]

I told this on my episode.

[Brett]

Oh.

[Julia]

Oh, you did? I. I went on, and he smelled that, right?

[Peyton]

He smelled like he walked in and.

[Brett]

I said, I cannot believe I have to sit on this date with her right now.

[Peyton]

Well, I knew immediately I hated him. He was guzzling Moscow mules like it was nobody's business. And I said, we have got to go. So.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So what should we talk about?

[Peyton]

Well, we're going to Europe.

[Julia]

We're going to Europe. And you guys are moving.

[Peyton]

Brett and I are going to Paris for the weekend.

[Alice]

This is freshly.

[Brett]

Yeah, Brett decided about an hour ago. She's having second thoughts, though. Like, I already talked about it.

[Peyton]

Seriously.

[Alice]

No, I'm not actually having sex. I mean, like, I'm just a little bit overwhelmed because it's, like, soon. It's really soon. Yeah, I mean, I'll figure it out.

[Julia]

It's one week, Brett.

[Alice]

I do think, though, to, like, minimize my. I mean, I don't know. I'm Gonna play. I'm gonna play by air.

[Julia]

But we're.

[Alice]

I'll book the one way.

[Julia]

Good. Book the one way.

[Brett]

I don't have a return flight either.

[Julia]

And I also don't have a.

[Brett]

Three of us need to decide where we're going after.

[Alice]

We'll see. That's.

[Brett]

What.

[Alice]

I don't know if I can do.

[Julia]

Well, so why don't you commit to Santra?

[Alice]

I don't. Why don't you commit to committing to Santa Pay.

[Julia]

Great.

[Alice]

I. Yeah. Don't know if I can commit to a second location.

[Julia]

That's fine.

[Alice]

Only because my anxiety.

[Julia]

No, then that's fine. Just commit to Sandra Bay.

[Peyton]

Also flying out of New York.

[Brett]

Nice.

[Peyton]

It's, like, easy. Go to Nice. To Paris. Paris.

[Julia]

Are you kidding me?

[Peyton]

There's a million clips.

[Julia]

There's no easier airport.

[Alice]

Yeah, I'm committing to Santrope.

[Julia]

Great.

[Peyton]

France is so easy.

[Julia]

You heard it here first.

[Brett]

Okay.

[Alice]

Because I need to go to Europe.

[Julia]

Yeah, we're gonna go. It's gonna be great. We're gonna be in Saint Tropez. We're gonna go. We're gonna.

[Alice]

And I've never been.

[Julia]

I've never been either.

[Peyton]

We're just having a girls trip.

[Julia]

We're having a girls trip.

[Peyton]

We have our girls there. We're gonna be at Al.

[Julia]

And then we have one more month together, and then.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Julia]

You guys are moving.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Do you know, like, where you guys want to live?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Alice]

I was about to ask.

[Julia]

You're not feeling too good about it, are you?

[Peyton]

You have no idea. No, we're feeling.

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

We're feeling fine about it.

[Brett]

Yeah. Like, it's time.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm ready for a new chapter.

[Alice]

I mean, Julia and I have lived together for seven years, right? No, six. Six years.

[Peyton]

Insane.

[Julia]

That's insane.

[Alice]

Because we count junior year.

[Brett]

Yeah. Because we did live together junior year.

[Julia]

Yeah, you did. Do you think you're gonna cry?

[Brett]

I mean, it's just so weird. Like, I don't remember, like, life before living with Brett.

[Alice]

Yeah. It's just the end. It is the end of a chapter.

[Brett]

But, like, we're growing up.

[Alice]

Yeah, we're all, like.

[Brett]

We're all so busy. We all have so many things.

[Alice]

Don't make me regret resigning this.

[Julia]

Yes. No, I'm saying, like, I'm gone all the time.

[Brett]

Well, yeah, that's what I was gonna say.

[Peyton]

I feel like we'll be back here, like, a decent amount.

[Julia]

Yeah. I mean, realistically, like, there was nowhere else for us to go. No, there was literally nowhere else for us.

[Alice]

No. I'm glad. So I've been getting a. A lot of people have been wondering what I'm doing. Jake and I are saying.

[Peyton]

Yeah, we're saying putt, and we're off the Big Apple.

[Julia]

Are you excited?

[Brett]

I'm so excited. New York is just like, so much more fun.

[Peyton]

It is so fun.

[Alice]

It is more fun, objectively.

[Brett]

And, yeah, we're both single, you guys.

[Peyton]

We've been going out. Honestly.

[Brett]

Yeah, A lot. We've been having fun ever since I became single.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah, I've been going out.

[Peyton]

We've been, like, being pretty feral.

[Julia]

You have? What'd you guys do last night?

[Brett]

We went to this, like, random party, house party. We're the last people there.

[Peyton]

Of course. One thing about me is, like, I don't know when to go home.

[Julia]

Yeah, I get that.

[Brett]

I also don't.

[Alice]

Or.

[Peyton]

You're better than I am.

[Brett]

I'm better.

[Julia]

You're way better than anyone else. Brett's the best, but.

[Peyton]

Yes, but.

[Brett]

So I'm not gonna get into it too much. I did overstay my welcome at a party a few weeks ago.

[Julia]

Which party?

[Peyton]

The Crash out party. The party for you.

[Julia]

To which they're not gonna know, but Julianne Payton went to a party. They got. They.

[Peyton]

How would they not know?

[Brett]

Everyone's gonna know. Just.

[Peyton]

But tell.

[Julia]

They were gonna see both of their.

[Peyton]

Guys there, which was, like, weird because.

[Brett]

It'S like they're nothing to do with each other.

[Peyton]

They're not at all circle.

[Brett]

That was God saying, get over it.

[Julia]

And they got their hair blown out for the party.

[Brett]

We got it more than blown out. I got it waved.

[Peyton]

I got a new outfit.

[Brett]

I hope none of you ever have to experience what I'm about to tell you. I don't even think I've told either of you this.

[Julia]

What?

[Brett]

Knowing when to leave is a gift. Okay? And I pray that each and every one of you never has to experience being signaled to leave the way I was. Signal to leave.

[Julia]

You didn't tell me this.

[Peyton]

In which.

[Brett]

In which the boy that I thought I had a vibe with played closing time.

[Peyton]

Yep.

[Brett]

Yep.

[Alice]

Oh, holy.

[Brett]

I kept it quiet. Cause I, like, wasn't ready to talk about it. And I also was like. I also was like. Okay, to be fair, let me backtrack for a second. There was about 25 people in the.

[Julia]

Room when this happened, but you were one of them.

[Brett]

I was one. Yes.

[Peyton]

I was another one of them.

[Brett]

And I looked at Will and Payton and I said, I think it's time to go. As that Those words left my mouth. Closing time starts to play. And so I'm in the car saying, hey, I should have left so long ago. I'm freaking out. And Will was like, no, he heard you say, like, we're leaving. And then he played closing time.

[Julia]

Oh, that's not what happened.

[Peyton]

That is honestly what I thought, too. I will say, what is the.

[Julia]

How do you get from A to B?

[Brett]

Because he did get up and immediately say to me, like, are you out? It doesn't make it better. It was really bad. Like, it made me really upset.

[Peyton]

I mean, that night, I also texted the guy that was at the party. He. We had, like, good interactions, I thought. And then he left and was like, let me know, like, when you're leaving, what your vibe is. I text him. He answers once, and then I text him, so, should we hang out? He doesn't answer. What did I do? Emphasize myself?

[Brett]

I said, I told her not to.

[Julia]

Here, let me play you my favorite Peyton quote of all time that I received that night.

[Brett]

Speaking of funny quote. Oh, my God, last night, Cassidy Brown.

[Julia]

What'd you say?

[Peyton]

Hold on, please.

[Brett]

Hold on for one second. We were driving from Hollywood on Sunset Boulevard. Okay.

[Peyton]

Oh, I saw that from Hollywood.

[Brett]

We were passing, like, Ripley's Believe it or Not. Cass starts playing like, Good girls gone bad. It goes. Are we on pch? We are in front of Madame Tussauds.

[Peyton]

Did she get.

[Julia]

Did she get drunk last night?

[Brett]

Obviously.

[Julia]

Was it funny?

[Peyton]

She was like, there was this guy that was actually despicable following her around, and she was like, I think I kissed him.

[Julia]

Oh, Cass.

[Brett]

It is college graduation right now.

[Julia]

Right now. We're filming.

[Brett]

So we graduated three years ago.

[Peyton]

Crazy.

[Julia]

Three years ago.

[Alice]

That's the same time between freshman year and senior year. Is that not crazy?

[Peyton]

That's insane.

[Alice]

I know.

[Julia]

Do you guys miss college?

[Peyton]

But, yeah, I love college.

[Brett]

I miss parts of college.

[Alice]

I don't miss it as much anymore as I used.

[Brett]

I missed it so much. Right when we first graduated, I was like. I mean, me and Brett were, like, every day. How and why we were not okay.

[Alice]

Yeah, we were.

[Peyton]

I feel like post grad's really hard.

[Julia]

It just sucks that we can't go back for homecoming anymore. It's, like, officially weird.

[Brett]

Like, it's a really hard transition into, like, normal life. And, like, it also sucks that, like, for two years after we graduated, like, we got to go back for homecoming and, like, cosplay, like, being in college began to tailgate and, like, there's nothing better than a blackout.

[Julia]

Tailgate also Did USC get more fun when we left? Like, they were allowing more parties? Like, what just went on?

[Brett]

I don't know.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Brett]

Also, like, Covid is. I don't know about that. We got, like. We missed, like, our, like, majority of college.

[Julia]

That was a fun. Senior year was my favorite year by far.

[Peyton]

And freshman year, like, our freshman year.

[Julia]

We will go down in history.

[Peyton]

Yeah, in history. Also, it's kind of crazy because we all met besides Jake and Julia, who knew each other, like, senior year of high school. We all met, like, our first week of college.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

I remember Peyton tried to get me to come up to her room because she said she had snacks.

[Peyton]

I had to get friends somehow.

[Julia]

Yeah. I came.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You guys both on, like, the first day of freshman year?

[Alice]

Yeah, well, we met in April.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, we met.

[Alice]

We met in April.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Alice]

Julie, I have a photo from admitted students day.

[Brett]

Oh, it's cute.

[Julia]

Were you not at that dinner?

[Peyton]

I wasn't invited to any of the pre.

[Brett]

And don't blame us. We had nothing to do with organizing that.

[Peyton]

I'm not blaming you. I was at the party, just with other people.

[Julia]

God, freshman year was just the best.

[Peyton]

Because.

[Julia]

Did you get. I didn't get hungover freshman year ever.

[Brett]

No, never, never, never. We would get sick.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

There was this bar that we were obsessed with banditos. And the main girl, Annette, the owner of the bar, Jake would text her because they weren't open, like, Monday, Tuesday or something. Jake would text her on Monday. Hey, Annette, we have a group of about 6, 60. Would you be willing to open for us tonight? And she would always say, yes.

[Julia]

I'm gonna get really upset thinking about Bandidos. I can't lie. Like, that was really shut band.

[Brett]

Like, we were Bandidos left with us.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah, we were banditos. There was no people before us. There was no people after it.

[Julia]

Really? Really, really. I think the grade below us might have gone a few times, but nothing like we went like, we. Because we were the first year to rush second semester, so we had to.

[Brett]

Go create our, like.

[Julia]

Yeah, that was Bandidos was seriously, like, it was. I never had that type of fun at the 9 oh ever either.

[Brett]

I never like the way people talk about the nine zero that, like, went to usc. Like, I never experienced that.

[Julia]

My thing with Bandidos was, like, it genuinely.

[Alice]

It was so.

[Julia]

It was a playground. We could. We played whatever music we wanted.

[Brett]

We took control of the bar.

[Julia]

They had food.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Like, their food was unbelievable.

[Peyton]

Unbelievable.

[Alice]

I don't remember ever Having food.

[Brett]

Yeah, the quesadillas.

[Julia]

They had quesadillas and they were insane.

[Peyton]

We had. We had them at before. I don't think I ever had anything.

[Julia]

Else besides an AMF there.

[Peyton]

The AMFs were. Is this like a known thing? Like do they have AMFs like at bars? Yeah, the blue drinks, the blue AMFs audios.

[Julia]

Like they were. What was your favorite Bandidos night ever?

[Brett]

I don't remember things from freshman year. Senior year. I remember every second of. Honestly, senior year was like so special to me.

[Julia]

I'll remember my least favorite Banditos night ever.

[Peyton]

Well, can I say favorite first?

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, when I had to pick you up.

[Peyton]

I think it was maybe picked me up from that.

[Julia]

Okay, you first.

[Peyton]

Well, I was just going to say this is just one of them. It was an invite pregame and we just got Nipples are hard.

[Julia]

I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Peyton]

Fudgeing shit faced at the pregame.

[Julia]

It was invite.

[Alice]

Yeah, we were my favorite.

[Julia]

We literally went with an upper class.

[Peyton]

You were gone to the invite already, like so fucked up already. Like wearing like the boys jackets. We were like, this is our night.

[Julia]

That was the best night of my life. Actually, straight up, that was the best night of my life.

[Alice]

What's the. What's this? What's the song? The T pace. The T Pain song that played on the part of the. You like? Yeah, I played on the party bus and I was like shaking my like non existent ass and I can't dance and I thought I was like the coolest.

[Peyton]

We have the videos. We have to put one of them in. The videos of us on the party bus are electric.

[Julia]

What was I gonna say?

[Peyton]

Your least favorite night?

[Julia]

My least favorite night of Indidos. I will never ever, ever forget it. It was sophomore year. It was the first night we got back and it was when all the freshmen came and we were sophomores. I remember and I just remember being like, oh, things are different.

[Alice]

Yeah. And it was like. And it was like a rough realization.

[Julia]

And then. And then we were like, like.

[Brett]

Because college was like reverse high school. Like being a freshman was like the coolest thing in the world.

[Julia]

Yeah, it was. I bet that was my least favorite Bandito's night. And then they got raided like multiple times. Stabbed. Outside of.

[Brett]

I mean like Annette literally like got like taken by the FBI.

[Julia]

Where is she now?

[Peyton]

I hope we should look it up.

[Brett]

I hope she's doing so well.

[Peyton]

And then we went back. Was this like junior or senior year? We went back one night and there was just Like, a big poster board that said, no USC fake IDs, no USC students.

[Julia]

That was our sophomore year.

[Peyton]

It was.

[Julia]

It was our. Because we didn't go back ever again. I don't think senior year.

[Peyton]

Well, it closed.

[Alice]

It was closed.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Alice]

It closed when we were just, like.

[Julia]

A few nights of freshman year. Well, I. I would say my favorite Bandidos nights were second semester because that's when we got comfortable at Bandidos. So that's when we could, like, show up and just drink.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Brett]

Right.

[Julia]

Like, first freshman year was like, well, is everyone going there tonight? What's the deal? And then sophomore, the second semester, it was like, we knew Annette. Like, we were, like, in and out.

[Peyton]

And also, like, sometimes some people, like, wouldn't get in, like, if they were being, like, finicky about our fakes.

[Julia]

Like, but then that didn't happen.

[Brett]

Everyone's fake.

[Peyton]

80 from mine was Delaware, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Michigan.

[Julia]

Smart.

[Peyton]

And mine was, like, my real address and everything. Because I heard that, like, yeah, it's true. If you do it like that, then you can't get in trouble for anything else. Because if it's, like, true, your real name, your real address, it's like, yeah, that is my house. I'm not impersonating anything.

[Julia]

I know a favorite Banditos night when we texted Annette to open the day we got back from spring breaking break.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I remember what I was wearing.

[Alice]

Me, too.

[Peyton]

And I had, like, a little clover on my face. And I was wearing. Maybe. Was it like your fearuchi? Like.

[Julia]

Yep, it was. It was. It was yellow.

[Peyton]

I think it was yours.

[Alice]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Julia]

There was some pretty. Everyone had, like, that one shirt that they wore over and over and over again. What was yours? You had that one. It was, like, kind of cropped, probably, like, thick.

[Brett]

The Balenciaga one maybe too much coping.

[Alice]

Oh, yeah. Holy.

[Peyton]

Also, your Balenciaga T shirt that, like, everyone wanted to borrow.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Jake wore it one night and was like, yeah. You wore it to the hypebeast party.

[Julia]

Yep, I did.

[Brett]

I wore it to the Hype Beast party.

[Peyton]

You wore it to the Hype Beast party.

[Julia]

What was everyone's favorite, like, least. Least favorite, like, mixer that we had?

[Alice]

Oh, mixer.

[Julia]

I'll tell you mine right now. That was trick. That was just the night that we.

[Peyton]

Realized we have to tell this story.

[Julia]

Oh, have we not?

[Brett]

We totally told. Maybe on Twitter.

[Peyton]

Tour.

[Julia]

Yeah, maybe on tour. That was the night.

[Peyton]

Wait, have. Have we. Maybe we have.

[Julia]

That was the night we all went. I was in love. In love. He wanted nothing to do with me. You were in love with Wanted nothing to do with you.

[Peyton]

Nothing.

[Brett]

Common theme.

[Peyton]

A common theme for us is obviously crashing out. Do you remember when I was crashing out so bad, probably my worst crash out ever. And Brett had her car, and her car was just like the most sacred, best place ever. Like, if you're having a problem, like, you want to go on a drive with Brett. I was so upset over this guy, and Brett was like, let's just go on a drive. So we start driving. We are driving for so long. One of our friends texts Brett and I, hey, are you guys going to San Diego? Santa Barbara.

[Alice]

Santa Barbara.

[Peyton]

Hey, are you guys going to Santa Barbara? And we were like, we should probably turn around.

[Julia]

Loved those drives.

[Brett]

Those are the best.

[Julia]

Those are the best. I haven't had a drive like that.

[Brett]

We had one of those on like a Friday night, junior year. And we listened to yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Julia]

Brad and I once drove to Ventura County.

[Alice]

Yeah, we did.

[Brett]

Stuck in so much traffic.

[Julia]

Yeah. Brett and I also almost died once. I think that was the same drive.

[Brett]

Me and Brett have driven so many places. So many places from Vegas at three in the morning.

[Julia]

Okay, what was everyone's biggest Covid scare?

[Brett]

What do you mean?

[Julia]

Because you didn't have to worry. But like, when we would go to Xer.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Why didn't I have to worry?

[Julia]

You had it so early on.

[Alice]

Is it that you can't get it again?

[Julia]

No, but, like, she had. Like, everyone was like, okay, like, you paint at six months and like you have antibodies. Yeah. Like, you know, right?

[Brett]

That word just triggered.

[Julia]

God.

[Peyton]

Sorry.

[Julia]

The antibodies. I haven't heard that word in forever.

[Brett]

Well, mine was when you actually got.

[Julia]

It on my birthday.

[Brett]

I got it on your birthday? Yeah, that was.

[Alice]

I don't remember.

[Julia]

Do you remember, though?

[Peyton]

Like, I remember I'm standing at the pre game and I get a text from Julia. Walk to the bathroom. I said, Give me 30 seconds. She texts me, I have Covid. I go, oh, no, the pregame's ready for my surprise. We're waiting for the surprise. By the way, one thing about Jake, every single year, he.

[Brett]

It's like, surprise.

[Peyton]

Okay. Who's planning my surprise birthday? It's like, at this point, you have planned it.

[Julia]

Oh, well. Do you remember when I got Covid and I told you guys and you were in the Cabo airport?

[Brett]

Oh, yes.

[Alice]

No, we are on our way to Cabo.

[Peyton]

That Cabo trip was electric. So fucking fun.

[Alice]

Yeah. Ever so.

[Julia]

No, that wasn't. Those are. We're thinking of two different trips.

[Peyton]

I was talking about our senior year, Cabo.

[Alice]

So we're talking about. Well, which was so fun, but we're talking about.

[Brett]

Oh, yeah, that one. Oh, that was a really fun trip, too.

[Alice]

I think we had fun.

[Brett]

Yeah, I had fun.

[Alice]

We got the master.

[Brett]

Yeah. Me and Brett made that trip. Our.

[Peyton]

We said, figure it out.

[Brett]

We're gonna take this room.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Oh, we had so much fun.

[Julia]

Is that Alice?

[Alice]

Yeah, we had a lot of fun.

[Brett]

Sweet. I loved that.

[Alice]

Me, too.

[Brett]

Excited for Europe.

[Alice]

So true.

[Julia]

Alice, together in so long.

[Alice]

So long, Alice.

[Julia]

Pull up a chair. And pull up a chair.

[Brett]

Hey. Hi, Al.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Julia]

What is this? Yeah.

[Alice]

Alice here. Yay.

[Julia]

With your Piccadilly.

[Peyton]

Hello, Boo Boo.

[Julia]

We were talking about COVID Alice. Oh, well, that's something I don't think anyone knows about me.

[Brett]

Tell Jake's Covet era in Washington Heights.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

We would see him in his little.

[Peyton]

Library, which we called it the book room. The only place he could FaceTime in his.

[Julia]

Because I shared a room with my.

[Brett]

Brother all of a sudden. And then all of a sudden, he'd go on mute, and we'd see, like, frantic moving, and he'd be in the green bedroom with the bed with the railing.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

And then.

[Brett]

And then about. After about an hour, like, his mom would kick him out and say, I'm going to bed.

[Julia]

Yes. Do you remember when. Then I would have to talk and Luke would, like, be like, shut the up.

[Peyton]

You'd get a call. You'd get a call from Jake. He'd be sitting on the floor, whispering, being like.

[Julia]

Do you remember when I would go to the bathroom?

[Brett]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Sorry. My family's asleep.

[Alice]

That's what I learned. You had a dog.

[Peyton]

That's also. That's also what I would do anytime I FaceTime at home.

[Julia]

Will you always? One thing about Peyton is her chandelier in her room is, like, very close to her bed.

[Peyton]

It's super close. Literally right there.

[Julia]

Why is it so close?

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Julia]

You know you have a dog.

[Peyton]

Two poodles.

[Alice]

Right.

[Peyton]

Poodles.

[Julia]

They once ate Peyton slippers.

[Peyton]

Did they?

[Julia]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Which ones?

[Julia]

Duke ate your slippers.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Okay. What are you guys therapist about today? Well, should we talk about your new boobs? Brett.

[Brett]

Yay.

[Peyton]

How are you feeling?

[Alice]

I honestly feel really good.

[Brett]

It looks so fire.

[Alice]

They look really good. And I'm really happy. But what's annoying is that my surgeon said I have to stay in the surgical bra, like, all the time for the next two weeks.

[Julia]

That's fine.

[Alice]

For the next.

[Brett]

It's like a cast now.

[Alice]

Weak.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's fine.

[Alice]

It's just like, annoying.

[Julia]

And like, how bad did it hurt the day you got them done?

[Alice]

I was.

[Julia]

It looks like you got a lift. Like, they look really good.

[Alice]

They look, but I think believable gravity will, like, make them fall a little. But I do think, like, you guys know, like, my boobs were always sitting nicely, so.

[Peyton]

Brett has the best hits on the planet.

[Julia]

Do you remember what?

[Peyton]

It's not right.

[Julia]

Like, do you remember? Well, when we were. They always like that in college?

[Peyton]

Always. We were.

[Brett]

Oh, not freshman year.

[Alice]

Freshman year I came and I was like a good C, which was shocking given, like, I hadn't hit like the second puberty yet. And I was like a runner. And I remember vividly, like Olivia Abrams in a core power class was like, wait, you have boobs? And I was like, really? Like, whatever. And then they exploded.

[Peyton]

But they were always like, sitting.

[Julia]

No. Do you remember the Cabo picture, though?

[Peyton]

Yeah, yeah, in the blue suit.

[Alice]

I posted like a photo in Cabo.

[Peyton]

It literally broke the Internet.

[Alice]

It broke the Internet.

[Julia]

It's like, Remember how hard it used to be to make tick tocks before they, like, updated their interface?

[Peyton]

We.

[Julia]

You don't remember? You remember, Remember it would take you like a day to edit.

[Brett]

Like, Brett would have like, the. She would use splice.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And she would post, like, the aesthetic ones.

[Alice]

I still. Yeah, I was really. I was in the trenches on Tick Tock for a while, trying to like, you know.

[Julia]

Do you remember when you have to write it out and then like, put the duration? What?

[Alice]

I don't really remember. I. I still use splice sometimes, but yeah. Why'd you bring that up?

[Julia]

Just because it reminded me of it for some reason. Like, do you remember, like, how hard it was to edit?

[Alice]

Yeah, but I'm still like, recovering and like, it's just like a little bit annoying.

[Brett]

Yeah. It was a big surgery.

[Alice]

It's a big surgery.

[Peyton]

You've handled it like a champ.

[Alice]

Thank you.

[Julia]

Are the scars under the tit?

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

So it's like right under.

[Alice]

Yeah, it's like this and then right.

[Brett]

Under, like a line down and then just like a little under.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Are you excited to show off your new tits in Europe?

[Alice]

Yeah, I guess. I'm super excited.

[Peyton]

I'm so excited.

[Julia]

So excited. Alice is coming to Europe as well.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

We are having like a full blown girls trip.

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah, I'm really excited.

[Brett]

Never done this before.

[Julia]

How many, how many mental breakdowns in the span of one week?

[Peyton]

I mean, I don't know.

[Brett]

Tears?

[Julia]

You want to want to set.

[Peyton]

Please chime.

[Julia]

It's gonna be tears. That's what we always say with Alice. Well, it's gonna be. It's tears.

[Alice]

I want that sweatshirt.

[Julia]

No, it's tears.

[Alice]

Okay.

[Julia]

Well, it is.

[Brett]

Oh, did you order me my stripe set? I ordered it for you now. Okay.

[Julia]

Thank you.

[Peyton]

Our Coachella merch was it's tears.

[Julia]

And let me tell you one thing.

[Brett]

It was tears. Me and Peyton woke up hysterically crying.

[Julia]

Oh, yeah. You know that they woke up hysterically.

[Brett]

Crying was the worst. It was the worst day ever.

[Peyton]

Hysterically crying. Julia looks at me and goes, Julia.

[Julia]

Said pan flipped her eyes. She had tears running out of her face.

[Peyton]

And Julia looks at me and goes, can we just talk about it? And I go, we can't. And when Julia and I can't speak to each other, that's when you know.

[Julia]

Oh, God. That was just.

[Brett]

It was bad.

[Julia]

It was just.

[Peyton]

But seriously, like, I'm thinking, like, it's really just crash out spring, and, like, we can't. We can't have it be crash out summer.

[Julia]

No, we're getting all of our crash outs out now.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's a good pipeline.

[Julia]

We're getting it all out. You too, Alice. You're getting all your crush outs now. Are you gonna go on another date with staking out guy?

[Peyton]

Yeah, they have plans on Wednesday.

[Julia]

To go where?

[Peyton]

Alba.

[Julia]

He is so hot. Alice thinks he's hot too.

[Brett]

So hot.

[Julia]

Oh, yum.

[Alice]

Right?

[Peyton]

Fire. I want to go to Alba.

[Brett]

I'm just like.

[Julia]

You know what? Have you guys ever watched anything about Amanda Knox?

[Brett]

Yeah. Wait. It's killing me, the whole plot. And overcompensating.

[Julia]

Oh, yeah. Have you seen overcompensating Nolan? Wait, how good's the girl?

[Brett]

Where she pissed me off.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Piss me off.

[Julia]

Oh, that was the best. Okay, what are you guys therapist about today?

[Brett]

Okay, I'm therapist that I'm really hungry.

[Julia]

What time is it?

[Alice]

I'm hungry, too.

[Julia]

We have 50 minutes left of this.

[Brett]

Five. Zero.

[Julia]

Yeah. So make it work.

[Brett]

I'm so hungry.

[Peyton]

Our dinner's gonna be fire.

[Julia]

And I had the dumpling. She looked at me and said.

[Brett]

I'm therapist because I have not eaten all day. Actually, I lied. I had some of that bagel.

[Julia]

You did rip and debt.

[Brett]

I ripped.

[Julia]

We got Daniels, but they didn't have salt or anything.

[Brett]

What?

[Peyton]

You guys went to the farmer's market this morning?

[Alice]

Did anyone eat my Daniels last week?

[Peyton]

Oh.

[Julia]

What?

[Alice]

Did anyone eat my Daniels last week? No, I think they got thrown away.

[Peyton]

I wish.

[Julia]

Yeah. I also wish I had that. What are you therapist about?

[Alice]

I'm therapist that Max got sick.

[Julia]

He got. When?

[Alice]

Well, he's not like, sick sick, but, like, his throat hurts.

[Julia]

My throat hurts too.

[Alice]

And basically, like, last week, Max and I live, like, very separate lives. Like, we are very balanced in that sense. But last week we were both just, like, really busy, and I didn't see him all week, so obviously I was, like, mad, even though it was partially my fault. Not like mad, but, like, so we didn't really see each other all week. And then I had, like, plans Friday night. So I didn't see him Friday night until like, 10. And then we wake up on Saturday, and he's like, I feel sick. And then we're so. He's like, obviously, like, scared to tell me this. We're going up in the elevator, and he's like, okay. In his apartment, it's like 4pm it's after we got basically zester. He goes. So there's. I go, watch me watch tonight. And he goes, well, like, there's a 5050 chance that, like, I might want to sleep alone tonight, like, based on how I feel.

[Brett]

Hurts.

[Alice]

And I was like, that hurts. Okay.

[Julia]

Pissed me off.

[Alice]

It pissed me off. But, like, I understand he's not the best sleeper, so, like, whatever. But anyway, that's what I'm therapist about, that he's sick. So that I didn't get to, like. I mean, we did still spend a lot of the weekend together. I'm just crazy.

[Julia]

But what's you.

[Alice]

What are you mad about?

[Brett]

What are you, therap on Friday night?

[Peyton]

And she.

[Brett]

We. I was like, what's wrong? She said, I'm just like, I had to leave. I'm really hot.

[Alice]

I'm sweating me.

[Brett]

And we're like, okay, you want to turn the hair on? She was like, yeah, I'm just. I'm really hot. I got to go. You got.

[Alice]

I was pretty drunk.

[Julia]

Where was Friday?

[Brett]

They had, like, a birthday party.

[Alice]

We got drinks on. Yeah. Birthday party.

[Julia]

What are you therapist about?

[Peyton]

I'm thinking, I guess, like, I was maybe expecting a text from this guy this weekend, and it didn't come.

[Julia]

So you were expecting a text?

[Peyton]

Like, yeah, definitely expecting him to text me. So I could not answer. God forbid.

[Julia]

My best friend of 15 years asked me to be her maid of honor, but she. But she didn't invite my parents, who have acted like her parents for 15 years.

[Peyton]

I mean, that's weird.

[Julia]

Do I confront her or. Because I get that it's her wedding, or do I confront her or not, because I get that it's her wedding, but it really hurt my parents feelings and thus mine.

[Brett]

It sounds like it's a wedding there where the parents should be invited. And like I want to say that like invitations to weddings are super subjective because like weddings are like, that's crazy though. Expensive. And like the more people, the more expensive. But it sounds like a wedding where the parents should be invited. 100 in which case that's like if.

[Julia]

I didn't invite her parents to my wedding, I'd be like, what?

[Alice]

Yeah, I think you can say something. But if like for some reason you're like not wanting to say something and you don't, then you go to the wedding and you see who's there and if there are random people there, then you after the fact say like, listen.

[Brett]

Like it's weird my parents weren't invited.

[Alice]

And I'm assuming then you'll be like that like negatively impacted our friendship. And like then you can decide how to move forward.

[Julia]

Which is like being a maid of honor is so much work too. So to like ask that and like not throw a bone is a. Is a lot.

[Alice]

Yeah, that is a lot.

[Peyton]

I feel like if you're someone's maid of honor, like you should be that level of closeness where you can say something in like a very respectful way. Like, is there a reason my parents aren't invited? Like, just wondering.

[Alice]

Yeah, that's.

[Julia]

I feel like if I had a wedding and none of your moms were invited like you, they would be offended.

[Brett]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Peyton]

Like imagine she's saying that they have like a close relationship so it's like the parents probably should be invited.

[Julia]

I mean they said, she said they acted like her parents.

[Peyton]

So why the aren't the second parents in my day?

[Julia]

That's weird. I think it's weird as and rude. Honestly.

[Brett]

Like maybe it's just rude. Maybe it's like a 50 person wedding.

[Julia]

How do you not know as the maid of honor what the cap is in that case?

[Peyton]

If like the wedding is tiny? Obviously.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

But then I'm saying like maybe. I don't know. Can we move on? I don't love that one.

[Julia]

Oh, okay. I've been friends with this girl for years, but she acts completely different with me. When I go to school, she barely talks to me and ignores me because she's with her rude friends. I don't know if she realizes it though. Idk, she does. Even if I want to be. Idk if I even want to be friends with her anymore.

[Peyton]

What should I Do probably say something like, why are you a. When you go to school?

[Alice]

That's the worst though.

[Julia]

That is the worst. And I haven't experienced that since like high school. So I found out I was talking to this guy online who so I found out I was talking to this guy online who ended up being. So I found out I was talking to this guy online who ended up being my soon to be stepbrother. I did a little digging and found out literally. Literally. What the do I do? My dad gets married to his mom in a month.

[Brett]

Hot.

[Peyton]

That's my favorite.

[Brett]

You're living our fantasy.

[Julia]

I don't think it's that serious. What?

[Brett]

That's my favorite trope.

[Julia]

It is.

[Peyton]

It is my favorite trope.

[Brett]

It's just these words and it's like, oh, you paid attention in that class, huh?

[Peyton]

Well, trope is like a book word.

[Julia]

Your vocabulary has gotten so much stronger since you started reading.

[Peyton]

You guys, I texted in our chat the other day. We were talking about something and I responded like you Using a few bigger words, I guess. And Jake.

[Alice]

What was the word?

[Peyton]

Jake responds.

[Alice]

It was shocking.

[Julia]

Scathed? Unscathed?

[Alice]

No, it was something big enough.

[Peyton]

But anyway, I think it was unscathed. And something else.

[Julia]

Yes, Jake.

[Peyton]

All he answers. He doesn't acknowledge what I said. All he says is, peyton, did you just pick up a dictionary?

[Julia]

Because actually, what are you talking about?

[Peyton]

I mean, also, this is my favorite trope.

[Julia]

Okay, honestly, you're not related. Step brother.

[Peyton]

All of the. Tell me what it's called.

[Brett]

Because they're not funny.

[Peyton]

This is good. It's literally about copamia.

[Julia]

My situationship recently hasn't been able to get it up for the life of him. I'm trying.

[Brett]

This is the same question.

[Julia]

No, it's different. Oh, I'm trying.

[Peyton]

Where the.

[Julia]

I'm trying to be sensitive, but it's low key, kind of offensive. I asked him about pills and he's super anti them for some reason. Any other alternatives? King?

[Peyton]

I mean, it's super offensive. I would be so offended.

[Brett]

You should. I should. Should prescribe.

[Julia]

Maybe he's watching too much porn.

[Peyton]

Jinx.

[Julia]

Can I not say that?

[Alice]

So that's what you said too?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Alice]

Oh, cool.

[Peyton]

Yeah, right. Like if you can't your girlfriend.

[Julia]

Maybe he's just not that into you.

[Brett]

But.

[Peyton]

But it's like guys are so horny.

[Brett]

None of you guys watch Sex in the City.

[Julia]

I. I can't.

[Brett]

When Trey, like, he can't Charlotte. And she has to divorce him.

[Julia]

She divorced him?

[Brett]

Yeah, she like wanted to like, wait and, like, become, like, a re. Virgin. She, like, married her husband, but, like, wouldn't him. And then, like, the night before the wedding, all the girls were like, hey, like, what? You've never had sex with your husband?

[Julia]

Maybe he's just nervous, though, because, remember, like, I'm not gonna say which one of you it was.

[Brett]

Do you see how you don't let people finish speaking? It's wild.

[Julia]

Okay, continue.

[Brett]

No, it's like the moment's gone, but, like, you don't even think about it.

[Julia]

Hey, Jake. I love to throw in white lights.

[Peyton]

I'm not over the other one. What were you gonna say?

[Julia]

Mine? Yeah, like, maybe he's just nervous.

[Peyton]

He's not nervous.

[Alice]

Well, how old are these people?

[Julia]

I don't know.

[Alice]

Because he might be nervous, remember?

[Julia]

No, I'm not gonna say which one of you it was, but one of you was hooking up with a boyfriend, and the first time you guys ever. He, like, couldn't get it up. And you were so upset, but he was just nervous.

[Peyton]

I feel like it probably depends.

[Brett]

Get him on some Viagra that he's.

[Peyton]

Not open to taking pills.

[Julia]

I understand that, like, that pills bug me out like that.

[Peyton]

Well, I feel like it depends how long it's been because it's like, if this is going on for, like, a few months, unfortunately, that's not your man.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Okay. Hey, Jake. I love to throw in a white lie to make my stories more interesting. I don't love that after a, quote, injury that didn't really hurt, I'm now faking a broken leg with crutches.

[Brett]

And I mean, what's wrong with you?

[Alice]

Okay, so you're a pathological.

[Julia]

How do I backtrack? I'm. I'm so anxious about it. You should be.

[Peyton]

You should be because that's serious.

[Brett]

That's really weird. There's such thing as, like, lying. Rehab you could go.

[Julia]

There is, I think sounds like you're a pathological liar.

[Peyton]

That doesn't sound like a white lie. You have crutches.

[Julia]

That's crazy.

[Peyton]

Yeah, I mean, I don't with that at all.

[Julia]

I really do enjoy the fact that we don't lie.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah, we don't.

[Brett]

No, we're too honest, baby.

[Julia]

We're too honest.

[Peyton]

Lying is just, like, not a vibe and then.

[Julia]

But we know people that are liars. Then you.

[Alice]

Yeah. And you can't keep your facts straight.

[Peyton]

No, it's bad. It's bad vibes.

[Brett]

It's just awkward.

[Julia]

Like, oh, I just feel guilt when I lie. Like, if I tell a Lie. It, like, eats me up. Like, it, like, eats me alive. I'm like, I can't believe I. I. It. Maybe it's my ocd, honestly. But I'm like, I can't believe I said that and it wasn't true. And, like, they are sitting with that fact.

[Peyton]

It's also just, like, why the are you lying?

[Julia]

Yeah, it, like, makes me so anxious.

[Peyton]

Stop lying. Also, nothing ever good comes from lying like, you always get. Yeah, but I almost think, like, well, the truth.

[Alice]

Big lies are bad, but, like, well, and this is a big lie. This isn't white lies.

[Julia]

It's not a white lie.

[Alice]

White lies almost pissed me off more because it's like, why are you.

[Peyton]

Right.

[Alice]

If it's so small, are you lying?

[Peyton]

And if it's about something that's, like, so small, like, why are you lying in the first place? Like, if it's something that's dumb and doesn't matter, just tell the truth.

[Brett]

I just got, like, hit with a really bad hangover. Oh.

[Julia]

Oh.

[Brett]

I'm a sweating.

[Julia]

I was drunk at a Mexican restaurant, tried to do a cheer jump, tore my acl, got so high in the ambulance and flirted with the emt. How do I explain this to my parents? You don't.

[Brett]

I mean, sounds pretty iconic.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Also, like, your parents don't need to know about, like, a steamy emt, Right. You should probably get his number if you haven't already.

[Julia]

Right.

[Peyton]

Also, like, an emt, like, hello, lifesaver.

[Brett]

I'm down right up with a firefighter once.

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Julia]

Who?

[Peyton]

So he tried to buy me my drinks at the bar here. No one's listening.

[Brett]

I mean, I know the story.

[Julia]

I wish we could bring the.

[Peyton]

You don't even care.

[Julia]

What is that?

[Peyton]

I was at the bar with a firefighter during COVID and he was obviously a first responder, so I wanted to show my respect. He tries to buy me drinks, and I said, no, it's my treat. You're a first responder. So I bought his drinks the entire night.

[Julia]

And. Did you kiss?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Did you bang?

[Peyton]

Absolutely not.

[Julia]

I. Yeah. Okay. What?

[Brett]

I hate when you respond to things with that, because it's like you just so clearly don't care.

[Alice]

What did he say?

[Brett]

He says, yeah, okay. You don't give a.

[Peyton]

About my firefighter.

[Brett]

So invalidating. Like, she just poured her heart out.

[Julia]

I've heard that first responder story.

[Brett]

I have a stutter.

[Peyton]

No one else has. I have a stutter. Okay.

[Julia]

Do you?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

You have a whisper.

[Peyton]

I am not whispering at all right now. Shut up, Jake.

[Julia]

I think I'm psychic and can feel when my boyfriend is annoyed at me. He always gets a little ticked off when I bring it up because I can't really prove it, but it's just the vibes.

[Peyton]

I mean, it doesn't sound like you're a.

[Brett]

Psychological powers.

[Julia]

What?

[Peyton]

You're not a psychic. Like, your boyfriend's.

[Brett]

You're picking up on cues.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That'S. Yeah.

[Julia]

Do I back off a little or pursue the psychic girlfriend in me?

[Peyton]

I mean, you're not a psychic.

[Brett]

Yeah. You're not a psychic.

[Peyton]

But, like, maybe just if he's being off, you should totally say, like, hey.

[Brett]

Why are you being an. Or have I done something?

[Peyton]

You're acting XYZ way. Like, figure it out. We can talk about it. Or stopping.

[Julia]

Yeah. Jake.

[Brett]

It's like you don't give a.

[Peyton]

What we have to do.

[Julia]

That was you. You said there was no other advice to give. Yeah. Maybe break up, like.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Jake. Jake, please help. A scammer pretending to be a celebrity wants to date me, and I know I should block him, but I fear I've been playing into the bit too much and now we're low key getting along.

[Brett]

I kind of get it.

[Julia]

Please help me wash my brain. Brain.

[Peyton]

That is epic.

[Brett]

I kind of get it.

[Peyton]

Well, what if you, like, just try to FaceTime them and, like, see if his real, like, his real, like, looks is a vibe.

[Julia]

One time I was talking to somebody on Hinge and they said, is this actually Jake? It can't be. You're. Jake's funnier there's no way Jake is this boring and unfunny. Oh.

[Brett]

I mean, way.

[Julia]

Whoa.

[Peyton]

First off, way to go.

[Julia]

And then I. And then somebody. And then somebody said, you're a catfish. I need to get off hands.

[Peyton]

That's rude.

[Brett]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Julia]

Do you still pay to boost once a week?

[Alice]

No.

[Peyton]

Do you ever do skip.

[Julia]

Skip the weight on Raya? Never. I've never skipped the weight.

[Peyton]

Me either. Because, like, that just feels desperate.

[Julia]

We need to get you on dating apps, Julia.

[Brett]

I'm not ready yet.

[Peyton]

That's okay.

[Alice]

I love the apps.

[Julia]

Yeah. Yeah, I know.

[Peyton]

I feel like that's allowed. Like, you're still, like, freshly single.

[Brett]

Like, I just, like, I don't need it enough to be on an app right now. Yeah. Like, it's not like I'm, like, so actively, like, looking for a relationship where I'm like, I need to be putting myself on an app at this current moment in my life, but I didn't.

[Alice]

Get on hinge to be in a relationship. I got on hinge on dates.

[Julia]

Right? You changed, like, social media.

[Peyton]

It was so.

[Brett]

No, hinge is awesome. I've had a hinge before. I'm just like.

[Julia]

I'll never forget Brett. We were at Alice's in Coachella senior year, and Brett's one hand on the golf cart driving, the other hand swiping left and right on a hedge.

[Brett]

I also remember.

[Julia]

How many hinge dates did you go on?

[Alice]

Honestly, like, not that many.

[Brett]

Like, what? Like, maybe four or five.

[Alice]

Four or five?

[Peyton]

Yeah. Oh, my God. We have to cut everything.

[Julia]

Why?

[Peyton]

Who? You had, like, a moment with, like, a soccer player. Do you remember?

[Julia]

I don't think we should cut that.

[Alice]

But we just shouldn't say his name. Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah. This whole episode's gonna be a bleep.

[Peyton]

You had a good.

[Brett]

Sorry.

[Peyton]

We just have, like, so much.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

How many dates did you go on? Three.

[Alice]

Three?

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

What happened again?

[Peyton]

Good vibe. Just, like, fizzled.

[Alice]

It just, like, fizzled. And then, like, I was, like, leaving for, like, summer and, like, my sister's wedding, and then he involved me when I got a boyfriend.

[Brett]

That's super weird.

[Julia]

That is weird.

[Alice]

And I forget.

[Peyton]

Really? I feel valid. Maybe.

[Brett]

Wait, what? I feel like that's weird, but, like.

[Alice]

We, like, had mutuals, but, like, not enough, I guess.

[Brett]

I feel like that's weird as.

[Peyton]

I don't know.

[Brett]

Have you guys unfollowed people for getting girlfriends?

[Peyton]

No, but I should start, I guess.

[Alice]

Like, because we only met, like, in, like, a going on date setting. But that's.

[Peyton]

That's why I'm thinking we went on.

[Alice]

This was my first. First date post breakup of my longer term.

[Julia]

This was. This was your first foray.

[Alice]

And I was really nervous, but it was what I needed at the time.

[Julia]

Yeah. Three nice dates. I remember you went to a rooftop in downtown la.

[Alice]

Yeah, that was after our first date.

[Julia]

Pretty crazy. I remember that.

[Alice]

We did a second location moment.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

We're living at Orchard.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Yeah, I remember we had the whole discussion, like, should you bite at the date?

[Peyton]

Yes.

[Alice]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

Yeah. We can earn privilege.

[Alice]

Never got to whip out my phone and take pictures of the food on a first date. I never did that.

[Peyton]

No, not first date, but we did.

[Alice]

Talk about bites and, like, that's when I. This is what's, like, so crazy. And same with Max. I was, like, so confident in that, like, I would have success one day with breath bites that, like, I was talking about it right on my first day.

[Julia]

No, you were. You. You went. Went full throttle. At it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Since we've known you.

[Alice]

I was like, no, she stopped for a second.

[Brett]

It's always been a part of her.

[Peyton]

Oh yeah. Always.

[Alice]

I was like, I know this will be something some someday.

[Peyton]

I feel like even senior year, like you were slaying like you were doing giveaways in orchard and we were like.

[Alice]

I was, but I had like 5,000 followers and I thought it was like so sick.

[Peyton]

No, but like.

[Alice]

And it was at the time. It was at the time. I'm not ding it. But I'm just like. I was so confident. I told you him and I'm manifesting by the way. It's on first date.

[Julia]

Yeah. And then you. But I remember Covid was when it really started to kick into high gear.

[Alice]

Covet is when I like revamped it.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I remember. I remember when you sauteed onions.

[Julia]

Do you remember when she dropped the. It was like so like it was such a thing. When she would drop the LA bites Rex to la.

[Brett]

Yes.

[Peyton]

I literally. I literally text did Brett maybe two weeks ago. Hey, where's your Florence Rex? I can't find them on your highlights.

[Julia]

They are iconic.

[Peyton]

The wrecks are so good.

[Julia]

I'm so excited for Europe. Speaking of Europe.

[Brett]

Same.

[Peyton]

I can't stop thinking about it.

[Brett]

I can't believe we're gonna. We're gonna be there when this comes out.

[Julia]

I know.

[Brett]

What do you think we're doing right now?

[Julia]

Oh, that's so fun. What do you think we're doing right now?

[Brett]

I'm dancing on a table with no clothes.

[Peyton]

We are shit faced at this very moment on a table with a bottle of rose.

[Brett]

Pictures of Brett with her new boobs.

[Peyton]

Same.

[Julia]

I think we are.

[Alice]

That'll be a good answer.

[Peyton]

I hope.

[Brett]

I'm taking pictures with Brett with her new boobs.

[Peyton]

I say I want to be in the pictures too.

[Julia]

I think we're gonna be shopping a lot. Is Santrope good for shopping?

[Peyton]

Yes. There's an Hermes just for shoes.

[Julia]

What?

[Peyton]

Yeah, there's an Hermes just shoe store.

[Alice]

Oh, I'm excited.

[Peyton]

Yeah. It's epic.

[Julia]

Oh my God. We didn't. We like haven't even gotten sentimental about moving. Does anyone care?

[Brett]

I mean, I care.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Yeah. I've lived with Brett for six years. It's like, this is gonna be weird as.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I just feel like I'm hoping it doesn't feel too different. Like I'm hoping we're here like often.

[Julia]

I don't think it's gonna feel that different time. I don't feel like it's gonna be that different.

[Brett]

It doesn't really feel like, well, anything. You travel every week, I never see you anyways.

[Peyton]

It's also, it's like I don't think.

[Julia]

You guys see me very often. Ever.

[Alice]

No, we don't.

[Brett]

But like, I will say, I will say I've been clocking recently, like the moments that we have, the four of us in the house because we don't get them that often and like every time like the four of us are just like sitting in the house. I'm like, like, like that's really sweet. There's like not that many more of these.

[Julia]

Well, we, we should plan trips to both places. Four things, 100.

[Brett]

Well, we're gonna try to get a three bedroom so you guys can always stay with us.

[Julia]

That would be perfect.

[Peyton]

And also I feel like at this point, it's like we have been best friends for so long. It's like we're not getting ready of each other.

[Julia]

Right.

[Peyton]

We are here to stay. We are stuck.

[Julia]

Like, I think we should go.

[Brett]

I feel like it's not gonna be where it's like, oh, like I have like my New York friends where it's like, oh, when I'm in town, like I said, I text them, but it's like not like we talk that much otherwise.

[Julia]

Like, I weirdly think we're gonna talk more.

[Brett]

I don't even know if about if.

[Peyton]

It's like, I don't even know if that's possible.

[Brett]

Yeah, it's not. But like, I just don't feel like it's gonna be like that with us because like the four of us have just been together for so long.

[Julia]

Like, I'm excited.

[Brett]

Well, it's not gonna be like, oh, Jake's in town. So like, let me text Julian Peyton. It's just like, wait.

[Peyton]

Hi. No, it's gonna be like, oh, let.

[Brett]

Me text my girls who I texted eight times already today.

[Julia]

Like, it's gonna be like, oh, like, do we go to New York for Halloween?

[Brett]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Like, what do we do? Do we go.

[Peyton]

Do we come to LA for Halloween?

[Julia]

Yeah. Like, which one do we do?

[Peyton]

Probably LA for the.

[Julia]

Like you'll go for fashion week, so you'll be there all, all a lot in September.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

And then Julia's birthday's in January and.

[Brett]

Then probably come here for that.

[Alice]

I'm. I'm probably gonna do something big for my 25th.

[Julia]

Oh, can we talk about it? What do you want to do?

[Alice]

I don't know.

[Brett]

And you too?

[Peyton]

Yeah, I'm gonna having a party okay.

[Alice]

Okay.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I think I want to rent out a club and do like, just like a Clayton Club. Peyton. I feel like it's so me. It's just like.

[Julia]

Let's do it.

[Brett]

I also need to do our going away party.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

What do you want to do for your birthday?

[Alice]

I don't know yet.

[Julia]

It has. Is it 25?

[Alice]

It's 25. And I haven't had like a party like ever, so.

[Julia]

What if you got. You. You've never. And the. Your parties in college, like, those were my favorite Birthday was birthday always.

[Alice]

It was like the first day.

[Peyton]

Yeah, Always, like the first week of school.

[Alice]

Yeah. I'm. I'm gonna think on it. It'll probably also be like renting out some sort. But like, it won't be like a club because, like, I don't do that.

[Brett]

Yeah, like a really amazing, lavish dinner.

[Julia]

No, no, no, no.

[Alice]

Something more fun than that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

What if you did?

[Alice]

I don't know. We'll see.

[Peyton]

We have time.

[Alice]

We have time.

[Julia]

What if we did like a house in Santa Barbara?

[Alice]

No, no, because I want like all my friends there. Like all Max's friends.

[Julia]

No. Yeah, but somewhere that they could drive up.

[Alice]

Oh, yeah. Well, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see.

[Peyton]

Should we do the new Tell me what's wrong?

[Julia]

Oh, yeah.

[Peyton]

My ex has only gotten hotter since we broke up. Like a total glow up. This is killing me. I need a prescription.

[Brett]

I don't know how to help you because that just sucks.

[Julia]

I mean, that hasn't happened to anyone.

[Brett]

No, but like, that does suck.

[Peyton]

That really sucks.

[Brett]

Like, that's like the last thing you want.

[Alice]

That's the worst.

[Peyton]

Can you hook up with one of his friends?

[Alice]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Or like, how tired are you right now?

[Peyton]

Huh?

[Julia]

How tired are you right now?

[Alice]

I'm just hungry.

[Brett]

Like, I haven't eaten my stomach.

[Peyton]

Am I acting not okay?

[Julia]

No, no. You're pretty lively.

[Alice]

No, I'm fine. Sorry, I didn't.

[Julia]

Yeah, Rhett's like, yeah, that sucks.

[Alice]

Well, it does suck. Can she go up herself?

[Peyton]

Good question. Yeah.

[Alice]

Or like hook up with someone hotter and make sure he finds out.

[Peyton]

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like, hook up with one of his friends.

[Julia]

Next.

[Peyton]

Also, it's like if you have a friend that make them post really hot stories of you. We do that.

[Brett]

Yeah. And does it work?

[Peyton]

No, but one day it will. I thought my roommate chews so loud. It's like loud chewing and smacking sounds. That is nothing like anything I've ever heard from anyone before.

[Brett]

Does anyone Feel that way about it anyone in this room. Be honest.

[Peyton]

We are good friends, but she's a bit sensitive, and I don't know how I could ever mention it to her.

[Brett]

Because I want to know if my chewing bothers people.

[Julia]

No, no, my chewing is bad.

[Brett]

You're like, you. Because you.

[Peyton]

Like.

[Brett]

Because you. While you chew, and you're like.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

I wondered why didn't text me back, and then I remembered we ate on our date.

[Peyton]

Chewing doesn't bother me. I don't really know. Maybe don't say anything, Honestly.

[Alice]

Just, like, leave the room when she's eating.

[Peyton]

Yeah, just don't eat with her.

[Alice]

Hurry.

[Julia]

Everyone has their little sounds.

[Brett]

Everyone had, like, really weird things about brats.

[Julia]

Brat sound is.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Alice]

And, like, when do I do that?

[Julia]

Like, every day of your life.

[Brett]

And also something you do that I'm addicted to, that I'm gonna miss when I move, that I won't be able to hear is I know when you're hydrating yourself because right after you take a sip of anything.

[Peyton]

Really so good.

[Julia]

And Julia. Julia's thing is that she'll go, like. Like, that's a switch. No, like, you, like, make a little face. Do you know what I'm talking about? Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Brett]

No, I have a twitch.

[Julia]

No, you don't have a twitch. You just. You're like. Like, I don't know.

[Brett]

Someone.

[Julia]

No, I could just. And then we all know. We all know. We all know. Peyton's.

[Peyton]

What? So everyone notices, huh? Baby? We notice. We notice Hard. I am constantly congested this episode. Tears.

[Julia]

Do you remember when Julia kicked you out of your. Julia kicked you out of your room because you were coughing.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God. We have to tell this story. I had a chronic cough. Well, also, like, we're.

[Julia]

Have we told this story?

[Peyton]

I don't think so. Have we?

[Brett]

Well, let's sell it.

[Julia]

Peyton had a chronic cough in sophomore year.

[Brett]

Cough. Like, it does something to me. Like, it's similar.

[Alice]

Like.

[Peyton]

Like.

[Brett]

Like, sometimes. Like, when people. I think it's like, a form of misophonia. Like, sometimes when people sneeze, I'm like, stop.

[Julia]

Like, when they sneeze.

[Brett]

Like, I hate, like, bodily function sounds.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

And Peyton had this, like, cough.

[Peyton]

Cough. Like, sorry, we're drinking six days a week. Yeah. My. My health isn't the best.

[Julia]

Those were also the dark ages of T. Bell.

[Brett]

And she, like, would not stop, stop coughing.

[Peyton]

Oh, my God, it was so dark.

[Brett]

Like, she wouldn't stop. And one night, I already.

[Peyton]

I literally think I had Strep this night.

[Julia]

No, you didn't have strap.

[Brett]

You just had your cough. If you were sick, I wouldn't be sleeping in there. I'm like a crazy person.

[Julia]

No, you said, pay and stop coughing. And she said, I can't control it and walked out of the room and.

[Peyton]

Yeah. And I sat on the couch with my duvet.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I woke up, it was 4 in the morning. I said, stop.

[Julia]

Do you remember the hoodie would sleep in?

[Peyton]

No.

[Brett]

Which, of course, the green one.

[Julia]

You slept in that hoodie. It must have been every day.

[Peyton]

Yeah. You guys hate me.

[Julia]

Do you remember that hoodie?

[Alice]

Of course.

[Julia]

That hoodie wouldn't come off.

[Peyton]

It was from LS.

[Julia]

Do you remember? It would be 105 degrees out in Bainwood.

[Brett]

Kay was walking.

[Julia]

Would say, I'm so hot.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

I literally can't stop laughing. Okay, my crush.

[Brett]

God forbid we hold hands over.

[Peyton]

Do you? Are we as funny as we think?

[Julia]

Yes.

[Peyton]

Okay. My crush shaped his mustache and he looks awful. Like, I've never seen him shave before. I seriously feel like I'm looking at a new person. Remedies.

[Julia]

I don't know. If it's just your crush, who cares, right?

[Peyton]

It's like, that's not your man. You can't say anything.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Take it as a blessing. Oh, my God. You don't have a crush anymore. Amazing. Bye. We're done.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Yeah. Like, as I've said, I beg for the ick.

[Julia]

Okay. When you get it, though, it's so miserable. Like, when I got it the other day, I was like, I. Why? Why do I have it? Why? Why'd you give it to me? Like, I was so happy.

[Peyton]

Sorry, I wasn't listening. You're gonna have a good thing for this. I know it. Help. My boyfriend still won't call me his girlfriend. And we've been together for two years and he's my neighbor. We see each other every day. First off, like, why are you calling him your boyfriend? He's clearly not your boyfriend.

[Alice]

Hey. What?

[Peyton]

But it's like, why are you calling him your boyfriend? He's not my boyfriend.

[Brett]

My boyfriend. He just wouldn't say it back.

[Alice]

So true. Yeah, you did do that.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'd say this is my boyfriend.

[Julia]

I guess when this airs, we're gonna have updates on your double date. Peyton. Why do I feel like you are gonna date this guy?

[Brett]

What?

[Peyton]

He is not moving.

[Alice]

I don't think she's gonna date him.

[Julia]

When you. When were you saying, my man, my man, my man.

[Peyton]

And that's what I get for Screaming, my man, my man, my man. Too loud. That was me.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Yep.

[Julia]

You tried.

[Peyton]

I tried. Yeah. This guy is not gonna be my boyfriend. Julia was saying, like, you're gonna ruin his life.

[Julia]

That's nice.

[Peyton]

No, and it's like I want to be able to like crash out about like a guy not texting me. Like, I, like that's like fun.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

Then like waiting for a text from someone and then the text comes and.

[Brett]

You'Re like, wow, I'm never getting that text, I'll tell you that much.

[Julia]

Never.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Where should we do that?

[Julia]

The going away party. Should we do it here?

[Peyton]

I think here during the day we get like vendors. She's got a party planner, bartenders.

[Julia]

Dy.

[Peyton]

Dy. Okay.

[Brett]

It's the summer.

[Julia]

Are you down?

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Or maybe like night is chica.

[Peyton]

And we'll get like bartenders.

[Julia]

Cheers. For who?

[Peyton]

All of us.

[Brett]

Yeah, we're gonna be emotional or just like shit's gonna hit the fan.

[Julia]

No, Alice get emotional. Alice is gonna strap herself to like the front of your suitcase and not let you leave.

[Brett]

Yeah, we're gonna be. I'm gonna be back here like once often.

[Peyton]

It's like we've lived here for so long now. It's like LA is like home 100. So it's like, damn.

[Alice]

Like, what are you guys gonna miss?

[Julia]

Oh, yeah. What are you gonna miss the most?

[Brett]

I'm. Honestly, you guys, like, I'm gonna miss driving. Like, I feel like I like getting in my car and like going places.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

I'm gonna miss everything. I'm gonna miss the restaurants. I'm gonna miss, like, specifics. Like, just like the things I eat here and the things I do here. Like, it's like I can't go to the Country Mart. Like, you know, it's like that's a loss.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Peyton]

You know, I love it.

[Brett]

Just like the little things, like I'm gonna miss. Miss our house so much. I'm gonna miss waking up and having like, be outside.

[Julia]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Brett]

I feel like I'll be outside a lot.

[Julia]

I think you actually might be outside more.

[Brett]

Yeah, but it's a different type of outside.

[Julia]

Well, it's just like we have like a patio here. Like we can sit outside. Like, I think. I think you're gonna miss. Like, I don't.

[Brett]

Yeah, tell me what I'm gonna miss.

[Julia]

There is something to be say said about like a 30 minute Uber to a party.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Nightlife in LA is so different because it's like you gotta get in the car and it's like okay. You gotta play music. And it's like. Like in New York, everything's like, five minutes.

[Julia]

Yeah.

[Brett]

You know la. So big. Speaking of, I'm gonna miss the food here a lot. The food here's so good.

[Peyton]

Sorry. But speaking of Ubers to parties, we were the party that we keep referencing. We literally made a playlist for the car ride with songs that would, like, make us feel, like, bad. Pretty Girl, Pretty girl Rock.

[Julia]

We said that we wanted you guys to walk a fake red carpet, and I wanted Peyton to be posing like this and Julia to be taking an interview.

[Brett]

Did one interview. It just, like, didn't hit because I was, like, trying to be confident.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Brett]

Never again. Never confidence. Never again.

[Peyton]

We also, before this party, we drank buzz balls.

[Julia]

Did you guys get drunk?

[Alice]

What's that?

[Brett]

That was wasted. Also, buzz balls.

[Peyton]

They are, like, little. You've definitely seen them. There's, like, so much alcohol in them. It's, like, insane.

[Brett]

Oh, okay.

[Julia]

How hungry are you?

[Alice]

So. I am so hungry because you know that I like an early Sunday dinner.

[Julia]

Okay. Okay. Oh, that's what you're tweeting squeaky died out about, too. Yeah.

[Alice]

I want to go to bed.

[Julia]

Okay. Okay. We will go.

[Peyton]

Okay. I will say, like, this felt like a therapy session. Like, I'm leaving my crash out.

[Julia]

Yeah, we can leave our crash outs. I'm not.

[Peyton]

But wait, I'm obviously gonna crash out again. But it's like, I'm leaving. Like.

[Brett]

Spit it out.

[Peyton]

I guess I already said it.

[Alice]

I'm about to pee.

[Peyton]

Right. Okay, bye.

[Julia]

Okay, wait, wait. This is our last time. Well, actually, like, no, it's not.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

What?

[Peyton]

It's not our last time to do anything.

[Julia]

Okay.

[Alice]

Yeah.

[Brett]

That's beautiful.

[Peyton]

Thank you.

[Brett]

Brett wants to go.

[Alice]

I gotta pee.

[Peyton]

Yeah.

[Julia]

Okay.

[Peyton]

I'm so.

[Alice]

Okay.

[Julia]

Love you guys. Love you guys. Bye. Bye. Wait, you didn't do what you learned today.

[Peyton]

Nothing.