Session 85.5: Interview With A Very Serious Actor

Summary

Therapuss with Jake Shane Episode: Session 85.5: Interview With A Very Serious Actor
Release Date: July 27, 2025

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Introduction to the Guest

In this candid episode of Therapuss, host Jake Shane welcomes rising star Meg Stalter, a serious actor known for her compelling performances. From the outset, the conversation delves into Meg's personal and professional life, setting the stage for an intimate and introspective session.

Notable Quote:

Meg Stalter (00:48): "Thank you so much, Jake."

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Personal Relationships and Affairs

The dialogue quickly shifts to Meg's complicated romantic life. Meg admits to having had an affair with fellow actress Claire Danes, leading to tumultuous relationships and the dissolution of her marriage. This revelation highlights the challenges of maintaining personal relationships amidst the pressures of Hollywood.

Notable Quotes:

Jake (02:42): "She said that you broke her heart."
Meg Stalter (02:46): "I hate to call her that, but it's an inside joke. We did have an affair."
Jake (06:02): "And you had kids?"
Meg Stalter (06:29): "Yeah. And I was single at the time. Then I met. I got married. Then I met Claire on set."

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Acting Career and Challenges

Meg discusses the relentless demands of her acting career, emphasizing the difficulty in balancing personal life with professional obligations. She expresses frustration over limited capacity to nurture friendships and manage time effectively, underscoring the emotional toll of the industry.

Notable Quotes:

Meg Stalter (01:44): "I'm a hard friend to keep. We give ourselves so much to our jobs."
Meg Stalter (08:43): "But, yeah, I just love acting, I think, you know, sometimes it's hard, I guess, not to take your work home."

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Parenthood and Custody

The conversation reveals that Meg is a mother who has limited custody of her children, with their aunt taking primary responsibility. She expresses concern over her children growing up in a home fraught with parental conflicts, highlighting the personal sacrifices made for her career.

Notable Quotes:

Meg Stalter (08:20): "I have to tell you that there is something in this business called opening up your heart to people."
Jake (08:45): "So the husband. Your husband doesn't have custody of them either?"
Meg Stalter (08:43): "My aunt."

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Emotional Struggles and Coping Mechanisms

Meg opens up about the emotional challenges of her profession, particularly the difficulty in separating her on-screen persona from her real self. She shares her coping strategies, including moments of vulnerability and seeking support through therapy-like conversations.

Notable Quotes:

Meg Stalter (09:02): "I feel like sometimes it's not a choice. I have to shake it off a bit."
Jake (10:04): "I wish they did call me in there. That's Hollywood."

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Professional Setbacks and Resilience

The discussion touches on professional setbacks, such as not landing desired roles and facing public criticism. Meg candidly addresses how rejection affects her, revealing her proactive steps to overcome disappointment and maintain her passion for acting.

Notable Quotes:

Meg Stalter (17:16): "When I'm rejected, I look in the mirror and I go, no, no, no."
Meg Stalter (17:58): "I destroy everything inside. And I go home, I order my usual Panera bread and go to sleep."

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Interactions with Industry Peers

Meg shares anecdotes about her interactions with other industry professionals, including playful jabs at Jake and humorous exchanges about personal habits and mutual friends. These moments offer a glimpse into the camaraderie and underlying tensions within Hollywood circles.

Notable Quotes:

Meg Stalter (14:12): "No. Keegan and Peel."
Meg Stalter (22:50): "He wasn't gay when he was eating my ass last night."

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Concluding Remarks

As the session wraps up, Meg reflects on her journey, expressing gratitude for the opportunity to share her story. The conversation ends on a light-hearted note, with Meg and Jake exchanging playful banter, leaving listeners with a sense of the complex dynamics at play in Meg's life.

Notable Quote:

Meg Stalter (22:23): "What did you do last summer, John?" Jake (23:22): "Okay, well, thanks, everyone. Give it up for everyone. Yeah, everyone ever give it up for Meg."

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Key Takeaways

• Balancing Personal and Professional Life: Meg's struggle to maintain personal relationships while pursuing a demanding acting career.
• Emotional Resilience: Coping mechanisms employed by Meg to handle rejection and emotional stress in Hollywood.
• Parenthood Challenges: The impact of limited custody and parental conflicts on Meg's family life.
• Industry Dynamics: Insights into the interpersonal relationships and tensions among Hollywood professionals.

This episode offers a raw and unfiltered look into the life of a serious actor navigating the complexities of fame, personal relationships, and career aspirations. Through honest dialogue and revealing moments, listeners gain a deeper understanding of Meg Stalter's journey and the multifaceted challenges she faces.

Transcript

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[Jake]

Hey, guys. We're back with another episode of Therapists. And today we have rising star serious actor Meg Stalter on.

[Meg Stalter]

Thank you so much, Jake.

[Jake]

Thank you. Oh, congratulations on everything.

[Meg Stalter]

Thank you. That means a lot to me. Do you remember that night?

[Jake]

Oh, sorry. We're already going there.

[Meg Stalter]

I just. I never get to do interviews with such a close friend.

[Jake]

I know, I know.

[Meg Stalter]

Sorry, I'm kind of a mess today. It's my day with the kids this year.

[Jake]

Oh, it is?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

This year.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. I've been running around with them. They're in the car.

[Jake]

Did you lock them in?

[Meg Stalter]

Well, I. Yeah, I'm not a horrible mother.

[Jake]

I have so many things to catch up with you on.

[Meg Stalter]

First of all, so excited to be. Sorry I cut you off.

[Jake]

No, that's okay. I heard you were amazing. I heard you were amazing on set. Everyone loved you, but you won't. You won't call anyone back.

[Meg Stalter]

I'm a hard friend to keep. I. I feel we give ourselves so much to our jobs. Sorry.

[Jake]

It's okay. Take your time.

[Meg Stalter]

We give ourselves away at this job, and I don't have the capacity for every little single. Oh, hello. You know, we'll go to lunch. We'll go to lunch. Yeah. Okay. What are you doing for Christmas? I don't have. And a lot of actors don't. And that. That. That. That is where we struggle. Yeah, I. I mean, you don't get into this business because you. Your. Your heart's full.

[Jake]

Why'd you get into this business?

[Meg Stalter]

So how have you been?

[Jake]

Oh, I've been good. I've been good. I've been good. I've been hanging out a lot with Claire Danes.

[Meg Stalter]

Oh.

[Jake]

She told me some stu.

[Meg Stalter]

What did they say?

[Jake]

She said that you broke her heart.

[Meg Stalter]

I hate to call her that, but it's an inside joke. We did have an affair.

[Jake]

You did? Was it.

[Meg Stalter]

What's your next question?

[Jake]

Well, I've also been spending a lot of time with the Fanning sisters. They are not big fans of You.

[Meg Stalter]

I don't want to talk about them.

[Jake]

You don't?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. Especially Dakota.

[Jake]

Why not?

[Meg Stalter]

I'll say there has been a couple of roles that we both went out for.

[Jake]

Oh, okay.

[Meg Stalter]

And let's just say I'd be acting sooner if I got some of those.

[Jake]

Oh, okay. So it's.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. Uptown Girl.

[Jake]

Oh, she was living.

[Meg Stalter]

Why are you bringing up so many people that, like. I'm sorry. Are you interviewing me or you're interviewing Elle? I'm like, what's going on?

[Jake]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

I'm trying to do a got you interview.

[Jake]

No, I'm sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

Sorry. Speaking of got you, I did this because we're friends.

[Jake]

I know. I'm sorry, Meg. I know. We are friends.

[Meg Stalter]

I don't even really have time.

[Jake]

I know. You have no time.

[Meg Stalter]

Sometimes it's not as easy just to stop by as you think.

[Jake]

No, I know. That's what everyone says about you.

[Meg Stalter]

Are we going to talk about sort of anything about me?

[Jake]

Well, you just got cast.

[Meg Stalter]

I'm like. I feel like. Yeah, go ahead.

[Jake]

You just got cast in the new horror movie Gotcha.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. Are you an interviewer? Are you my manager telling me what's on the upcoming schedule? We always have so much fun with you. Do you remember at Donny Roney's mag, you ate so many of the pieces of pizza with me?

[Jake]

I know.

[Meg Stalter]

So many meat eaters there.

[Jake]

I know.

[Meg Stalter]

You ate the ones with the meat, and so there was only veggie left.

[Jake]

I know, but I was. I know. And then, you know, they got mad at me. Yeah, they all got mad.

[Meg Stalter]

So what was your question?

[Jake]

So you have one of the best screams in Hollywood.

[Meg Stalter]

Gotcha.

[Jake]

You're. Is that how you got the role for the new Gotcha movie?

[Meg Stalter]

Not really allowed to talk about.

[Jake]

Oh, okay. Sorry. I just read Deadline, so I just assumed.

[Meg Stalter]

Well, the trailer's not out.

[Jake]

Okay, well, but they said Deadline's always.

[Meg Stalter]

Releasing stuff before we want it to be released.

[Jake]

Does that happen to you before?

[Meg Stalter]

No.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

And how.

[Jake]

How was shooting in London? You enjoyed it?

[Meg Stalter]

I didn't like it.

[Jake]

Oh, really? Why didn't you like it?

[Meg Stalter]

Nasty.

[Jake]

Nasty, yeah.

[Meg Stalter]

People are nasty there.

[Jake]

What would they do to you?

[Meg Stalter]

You know, like, walking down the street, grabbing their bags in. Have you been there?

[Jake]

A few times.

[Meg Stalter]

Big, big traveler sometimes, you know. You know that people around the scene call you brag a lot?

[Jake]

Oh, that's. That's what they call me.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

What. What else. What do you say to defend me? Behind clothes?

[Meg Stalter]

If the shoe fits.

[Jake]

Oh, the shoe fits.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. I guess it doesn't.

[Jake]

Guess it doesn't. Not today.

[Meg Stalter]

What size are you?

[Jake]

Eight and a half. What size are you?

[Meg Stalter]

I don't want to tell you that.

[Jake]

Okay. Private pervert. Oh, that's. Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

So what did Claire say?

[Jake]

Claire said that it was really hot and heavy. We can cut this if you want, but she said it was really hot and heavy.

[Meg Stalter]

I don't want to cut it.

[Jake]

Okay. She said you guys went to Capri together.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

And she said you hated it. You just couldn't deal with the Italians. She said.

[Meg Stalter]

I. Let's just say I belong in Ohio because I have a hard time traveling. But I need to tell you that there is something in this business called opening up your heart to people. I was single at the time. And then I was married when I met her.

[Jake]

And you had kids?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. And I was single at the time. Then I met. I got married. Then I met Claire on set. Things happened. It's not something that always happens. Yeah, we haven't. We had an affair. It's not something that people don't do.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

So to. To sit here and say, yeah, I didn't, you know. Well, I did. It ruined my marriage.

[Jake]

And what you're.

[Meg Stalter]

And then we got back together.

[Jake]

And what'd your kids think of her? Have they met her?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah, she comes over all the time.

[Jake]

Still?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

So you're still having an affair?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

Sometimes. Sometimes people are. Have little rules about their own marriage. What were your rules? Don't tell, don't ask.

[Jake]

Don't tell, don't ask, don't tell.

[Meg Stalter]

And then tell.

[Jake]

And then.

[Meg Stalter]

And then ask. Ask about it.

[Jake]

Okay. Well, do you guys ever think you'd get married? You and Claire dance?

[Meg Stalter]

I don't think that she's someone that would do something like that. You know, as much as. As we like to play. I mean, at the end of the day, she always says the same thing. I don't want to break up a marriage again like I did the first time with you.

[Jake]

So are you married again?

[Meg Stalter]

I've re. Redone my vows. My husband and what he does behind closed doors. I don't want to know about it.

[Jake]

Well, I think all of Hollywood knows.

[Meg Stalter]

What the hell do you mean by that?

[Jake]

You know what I mean. Meg.

[Meg Stalter]

Hey, look at me. Don't around with me.

[Jake]

Okay? I'm sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay. What do you mean by that?

[Jake]

You know what I mean.

[Meg Stalter]

What did MILF do?

[Jake]

He's, you know, around Hollywood a bit.

[Meg Stalter]

Really? Now. With who? Drew Barrymore.

[Jake]

Drew? Um.

[Meg Stalter]

I guess the. Right. The first time who else?

[Jake]

Kelly Clarkson.

[Meg Stalter]

Let's talk more about my career. Okay. Because I. I really don't want to do this today.

[Jake]

Okay. We don't have to make it comfortable. Okay. Well, who. So you have your kids once a year.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Do they ever come visit you on set?

[Meg Stalter]

You know, I really don't want them on set bothering me during work. And, you know, it is weird that I. Me and my husband don't have custody of them, but, you know, things went down. I don't want them to grow up in a home where two of the parents are fighting.

[Jake]

So the husband. Your husband doesn't have a custody of them either?

[Meg Stalter]

No.

[Jake]

So who has custody?

[Meg Stalter]

My aunt.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

But, yeah, I just love acting, I think, you know, sometimes it's hard, I guess, not to take your work home.

[Jake]

I. I've heard you have trouble not being able to, like, not come out of your character anymore.

[Meg Stalter]

I feel like sometimes it's not a choice.

[Jake]

Oh, tell me more.

[Meg Stalter]

When you. I don't want to say you. But you're not an actor. Well, you are. You have been in some things. Do you consider yourself an actor?

[Jake]

I consider myself a performer of sorts.

[Meg Stalter]

So it's sort of like you're putting a hat on. I am the hat.

[Jake]

Whoa.

[Meg Stalter]

And sometimes it is not to get out of the. Okay. It's not a choice.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

Do I come, I go home? Yeah. I'm still walking like the character, you know, and I have to shake it off a bit. I feel like that's something that I. I feel Demi Morris said.

[Jake]

Well, I heard you were up for the substance. I was, but they said you couldn't get out of the character enough. Like when you were going into the audition as the character, you were leaving as the character. Is it true your kids call you by the name of the character on your once a year custody visit?

[Meg Stalter]

Well, let's just say they don't call me.

[Jake]

I wish they did call me in there. That's Hollywood.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. I feel like sometimes, you know, I've never actually told them my real name, so. So sometimes they probably think my character's name is my name.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

But other than that, I mean, yeah, they didn't call me whatever the hell they want to.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

And I've told them that I said, you can call mommy whatever the hell you want to. And. And that has led to them. Britney.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

You know, whatever new character I've.

[Jake]

Jessica.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. But. Yeah. What. What else for you?

[Jake]

Well, I would say, you know, how.

[Meg Stalter]

Long have you Such a mess?

[Jake]

How long have you been training for, you know, everyone trained.

[Meg Stalter]

How long have I been training for? What?

[Jake]

Like, training, like in acting school?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. You know, I've watched a lot for. Ever since I was little. I was watching videos about, like, different shows and stuff.

[Jake]

Videos about the shows or the show?

[Meg Stalter]

Like, just like TV shows.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

And movies. And I've just. I. I remember my teacher said call used to call me Little Miss Movie because I was always wanting to watch a movie or. And so, I mean, and also, acting is kind of like whatever you. You know. Right now I'm training.

[Jake]

What are you training for right now?

[Meg Stalter]

No, I just mean just human behavior. I mean, I'm watching you. I'm kind of trying to sit like you a little bit.

[Jake]

Right. That you're playing me now.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah, yeah. Just. It's just human behavior, so I, I don't think it's. You're never, like, really not training to do that. Sorry, I start crying again.

[Jake]

No, don't cry. No. You know what, though? The performance is so powerful. I get it.

[Meg Stalter]

No, I mean, maybe I weren't comfortable on the floor.

[Jake]

Oh, that's okay. Do you want me to sit with you?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. Okay. Or you don't have to. Okay. Yeah. But go ahead if you want. But I feel, I. I feel like it's so hard for me to. To even begin to think about, like, okay, they're in the car.

[Jake]

Is the AC on?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. And the nanny's in there. But I go, what do they even. What kind of. Do you think that one role that I have not mastered is Play mother. Warm, warm hands. Yeah.

[Jake]

Do you think one day you'll be able to master it?

[Meg Stalter]

No, that's okay. Yeah.

[Jake]

And you're doing your best. You know, we're all doing our best.

[Meg Stalter]

I think when you're such a female online, people just want to rip you apart. I don't get her. She's fat.

[Jake]

And what do you say to that?

[Meg Stalter]

Okay. Yeah. Because I, I. Does it bother me that not everyone likes my performance? Yes.

[Jake]

Piss you off?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah. Is it upsetting to me when people write me messages? Yeah, it is. Because as actors, we want to be palatable.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

You know, otherwise it's like, what. What are we doing here if we're not liked by everyone?

[Jake]

And how do you feel that?

[Meg Stalter]

You go ahead and say that. Ask your question. I feel like you've been nervous around interviewing me.

[Jake]

You're just the biggest star we've ever had. You know, it took. It took a while to agree to this.

[Meg Stalter]

Biggest, like, fattest.

[Jake]

Your publicist was being quite difficult yeah, he is.

[Meg Stalter]

He does misbehave a lot. And that's why I like him. Yeah, I keep him around, you know, that's why I keep him around. Because every single person on my team is naughty.

[Jake]

What do you mean by naughty?

[Meg Stalter]

Has been arrested.

[Jake]

For what?

[Meg Stalter]

I don't ask.

[Jake]

Don't.

[Meg Stalter]

I don't want to know. You know what you doing? You're pushing the time. I don't want to know. I don't want to know.

[Jake]

Right.

[Meg Stalter]

You know what they're doing in their personal time.

[Jake]

Are you able to share with us who your co star is for? Got you to.

[Meg Stalter]

No.

[Jake]

Okay. Can you give me a hint?

[Meg Stalter]

No. Keegan and Peel.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

And you're is a hint.

[Jake]

It's a hint. It's not them.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Okay. And have you been practicing your scream?

[Meg Stalter]

You know what? I. This is so funny about me. I'll tell you. So I never rehearse anything ever? No. And so that way in the scene. I'm surprised.

[Jake]

What do you buy your own actions?

[Meg Stalter]

Mostly. When I get to set, I'm going.

[Jake]

I'm going straight down the snacks.

[Meg Stalter]

The. The public got one thing right about me and that's a lot to eat because I'm going to the snacks. I'm relaxing. That's my. That's my mommy time. That's my.

[Jake]

That's your mommy time.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

So what's now for your kids?

[Meg Stalter]

What was that? What's now for my kids?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Meg Stalter]

What do you mean, what's now?

[Jake]

What are you doing for the rest of the day with them? You know you're taking them.

[Meg Stalter]

What's now for my kids? That's how you asked me what my plans were for the day. Yeah. Okay. We're gonna go to a pottery class and I'm gonna have them each make a little something for me.

[Jake]

I thought your kids were two.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah, first of all, they're not all too.

[Jake]

How old are they that.

[Meg Stalter]

I just knew you would be asking such a personal question.

[Jake]

Sorry. I'm sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

No. You're not going to know how old my kids are.

[Jake]

Oh, okay.

[Meg Stalter]

Get off there. I mean, why does it even matter to you?

[Jake]

I'm just curious. You know, I have a nephew.

[Meg Stalter]

How old is he?

[Jake]

Three.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay, that's inappropriate to tell me. Who is what age. I mean, next is what you're going to ask me how old I am. 46.

[Jake]

No, but I heard that you were born premature.

[Meg Stalter]

All right, I'm out of here. You don't tell people when people are born premature.

[Jake]

You are. You told. You said you made It a whole thing.

[Meg Stalter]

You don't tell people that because that's my business. Okay.

[Jake]

Okay. Sit back down. Hey, sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

Else you want to ask me?

[Jake]

I want to ask you what was it like.

[Meg Stalter]

Being. What? What?

[Jake]

What was it? What was it like? What was it like? You know what? Filming in Scotland. Forgot ya.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

Which by the way, I read in Deadline, so.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay, I'm gonna ask you to stop talking about the movie.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay. And I'm gonna stop talking about Deadline, okay. Unless this is a Deadline commercial. Okay. Because I love that. I love that you know, that magazine. But I. I'm not gonna just sit here and just repeat everything because you just go read it. But yeah, can you read so I can read. I saw you do this to that person from Glee. I saw you do that. So this I'm not just another, you know, brown haired girl that you're going to say that to. Yeah, I can read university. Those are diplomas. And that's a magazine.

[Jake]

Right?

[Meg Stalter]

Diplomas magazine, Big book.

[Jake]

What's your favorite book? Well, I heard you're a big reader on set though. I did hear that you like to like will listen audiobooks, which is why I asked if you could read.

[Meg Stalter]

But my favorite book is Jamie Lee Curtis's book.

[Jake]

Really?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah.

[Jake]

You remind me a lot of her.

[Meg Stalter]

Thing. You could say. I love her.

[Jake]

You guys are close?

[Meg Stalter]

Yes. They were gonna replace Lindsay Lohan with me if she didn't get her act together.

[Jake]

Yep, that's what I heard.

[Meg Stalter]

So good news for her, bad news for me.

[Jake]

Were you upset?

[Meg Stalter]

Yes.

[Jake]

How do you take rejection?

[Meg Stalter]

I don't take it. What do you mean not take it? I go into one of those rooms where you destroy the things in the car and I just freak out.

[Jake]

I heard.

[Meg Stalter]

I think. Let me talk.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

When I'm rejected, I look in the mirror and I go, no, no, no. This is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. This is not happening to you. I call my publicist and let's change things. Call them back. And if that doesn't work, I go into one of those destroy. What are those rooms called?

[Jake]

A destroyed room.

[Meg Stalter]

A destroy room. And I destroy everything inside. And I go home, I order my usual Panera bread and go to sleep. Wake up the next day and I try again.

[Jake]

And do you. What's your order from Panera?

[Meg Stalter]

Three bread bowls.

[Jake]

I love a bread bowl.

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah?

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Meg Stalter]

If you like one, you're gonna love three. How have you been?

[Jake]

Oh, you know, I've been fine. I've Been dating around.

[Meg Stalter]

Who are you?

[Jake]

D. Just a few people out of the industry. Yeah, it's hard to date in our industry. It's hard.

[Meg Stalter]

Not really.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

Because. Yeah. I mean, I've never had a problem. My husband is out of the industry now, but he was in the industry.

[Jake]

I mean, are we gonna say it? John Stamos?

[Meg Stalter]

Well, I told you earlier, it was Mel. Me and John aren't together anymore.

[Jake]

Oh, sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

That was my first marriage. My second. Okay. But me and John remain friends. He's given me a lot of Full House memorabilia over the years. Yeah. I would get back together of him if me and Mel didn't work out, but I. Yeah, I mean, you know how people are so into John Stamos. Let's just say that they had a right to be.

[Jake]

It was a good time. So what happened?

[Meg Stalter]

Sorry. I saw him the other day on his motorcycle.

[Jake]

Oh, you did?

[Meg Stalter]

And came out the house and he said, what are you doing around my block? He said, I needed to drop something off. And I said, why don't you come in? Mel's not here. And he had this package and he came inside and I said, what's in the package? And he said, you know what's in the package? Your old panties dirty? Yeah.

[Jake]

Yeah.

[Meg Stalter]

And I was like, my husband's gonna kill your ass. He's gonna shoot you in the head three times. And was John scared? Yeah.

[Jake]

Do you still drop him off?

[Meg Stalter]

He did.

[Jake]

So what'd you tell now?

[Meg Stalter]

Lie to my husband, I said.

[Jake]

Seems to be a theme.

[Meg Stalter]

I've been cam girling again and I. These are for the guys I've been talking to. He was cool with it. Sorry.

[Jake]

It's okay. You just. Look, you just ground yourself sometimes.

[Meg Stalter]

That's what I was doing with John.

[Jake]

With John hand sliding and you just. You.

[Meg Stalter]

You told Mel not get those shoes back on.

[Jake]

Okay. Sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

No, I'm kidding.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

So who have you been with?

[Jake]

You know, I haven't had sex in a while. Almost infamously at this rate.

[Meg Stalter]

How long has it been?

[Jake]

Two years.

[Meg Stalter]

We're going to order lunch. Yeah.

[Jake]

What do you want? Well, I heard preemies are often allergic to.

[Meg Stalter]

Are you kidding? What are you doing right now?

[Jake]

Sorry, I just.

[Meg Stalter]

But yeah, so.

[Jake]

Well, you know what, Mag? Think just.

[Meg Stalter]

I cannot believe that what I did.

[Jake]

What'd you do last summer, John?

[Meg Stalter]

I cannot believe I did it again. I feel like it's finally hit me that I need to stop.

[Jake]

I think maybe you and Mel should file.

[Meg Stalter]

File for what?

[Jake]

The divorce.

[Meg Stalter]

That's what.

[Jake]

I didn't everyone's talking about it.

[Meg Stalter]

I just want to say, like, it means so much to me that you had me on here. I mean, people, I just. You've always had a bit of a crush on me.

[Jake]

Stop.

[Meg Stalter]

Well, you really have.

[Jake]

I know.

[Meg Stalter]

And I just think you're such a stud. And I. I truly, truly want you to know, you know, if. If. If this doesn't work out and that doesn't work out, I'm calling you.

[Jake]

And you know what? And for you, I'll always answer.

[Meg Stalter]

Aww.

[Jake]

I love you, man.

[Meg Stalter]

I mean, you've always been super flirty and sexual with me.

[Jake]

Yeah, You've been looking really, really good.

[Meg Stalter]

Thank you. I've gotten a couple facelifts.

[Jake]

Oh, you have a couple?

[Meg Stalter]

Yeah, and I have got my boobies done. And to make him look more natural.

[Jake]

Does Mel like that or. No. Because he's gay.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay, what did you just say? Why did you say he was gay?

[Jake]

Because I thought. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Meg Stalter]

What made you say that my husband was gay?

[Jake]

Well, I'm sorry. I thought when I was talking about the rumors that. That, you know, it was like we understood that that's what they were.

[Meg Stalter]

He wasn't gay when he was eating my ass last night.

[Jake]

Oh, he wasn't? So I just heard he has a lot of callers.

[Meg Stalter]

What did that. What does that mean?

[Jake]

A lot of male callers.

[Meg Stalter]

You've even asked one question about my acting.

[Jake]

Okay.

[Meg Stalter]

So, okay. Have you hooked up with Mel? Have you hooked up with my husband? You tell me right now if you hooked up with him now.

[Jake]

It was in France.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay, I didn't know you were gay. You called me a smoke show when we walked in.

[Jake]

Well, you are a smokeshow.

[Meg Stalter]

Okay, well, the show's over.

[Jake]

Okay, well, thanks, everyone. Give it up for everyone. Yeah, everyone ever give it up for mega.