Lyle (65:52)
Hello, everyone, it's Lyle. And this is a segment that I do on the podcast. It's called Geck mail. And get this. It's when I read emails that people have wrote me to the email therapy. Gecko Mail gmail dot com. We have a lot of emails. And I'm not going to. I'm going to read a couple of them just to sue this out. As we end the program today, we're gonna read some emails. All right, this is from Tiffany. Subject line. They're turning my workplace into a casino. Hey, Geck, I hope this email finds you well and full of Taco Bell or something you enjoy. I work at a live entertainment venue full time in marketing, and I can honestly say I have my dream job. I've always wanted to work in live music entertainment. So when I got the opportunity three years ago, I was stoked and planning on staying here and climbing the ladder to be a general manager one day. My dreams all came crashing down recently when the city that this venue is in that owns the venue. Wait, the city that this venue is in and owns the venue? The city owns the venue? Hold on. Okay, whatever. The city is in and owns the venue is talking about getting rid of the music venue's entire campus and turning the complex into a casino. Okay, now I'm. I don't. I. The idea of a city owning a music venue, is that a thing? That's got to be a thing, right? Anyway, yeah, that's a thing. Hold on. Is that a thing? Am I an idiot? Are there city owned music venues? Uh, okay, yeah, there's plenty. All right. There's several of them. There's cultural institutions. Okay, I'm assuming this is like a cultural institution or something like that. They're turning the complex into a casino, which means I would no longer have this job and would potentially have to move and start over in a different music venue hours away. Which would be tough because my entire life is here. My family, my serious boyfriend who can't move with me because of his job in this small city that this music venue is in. The city has major money problems and is grasping at straws to recoup this money that was mismanaged years before. I love this city, but there are no opportunities for what I want to do here. I'm pretty torn up about it since it was announced. And although it's something out of my control, I. And not 100% done yet, I can't help but worry and feel like what I do at my job now no longer has any impact. And finding an opportunity somewhere else is going to be extremely competitive. Any advice, Tiffany? Mmm hmm. I wish I knew what city this was, but I'm just gonna assume it's like, I'm just gonna assume it's some city in, in, in Buck Ass, Wyoming or something like that. No offense. If you live in Buck Ass, Wyoming, is that a real city? No, it's not. Hmm. This is a tough one. I mean, I think first of all, as I would, I would figure out why you like this job that's going away. I'm sorry, this job is going away. Why did you like it? Why do you like working in live music and entertainment? Why do you like working at this venue? Like really, if I were Tiffany, I would like journal about the answers to those questions because rarely is there just one thing that, that tickles our fancy. And if we, and if there is just one thing in our brains that tickles our fancy, it tickles our fancy for certain reasons that could very well be applied to a different thing should this thing no longer be. Be a viable option for us. And so if you are like, well, I like being in a, working in a music venue because I like seeing a show get put together, or I like working in music because I like, I fucking like music or whatever it is. If you boil down the reasons why this job was important to you, I don't know what town you live in and I don't know what opportunities are or are or aren't there. But if you reframe why you like this job and then you ask yourself again, hey, are there any opportunities in this town that I might be able to. To, to. To do? If the answer to that is still no, then I'm like, well, okay, what's the, who's this boyfriend? What's his job? Is he so great? Who's your, your family? Are they so awesome? You know, how old are you? Are you 47? And you really are like, I'm not gonna fucking start over. I mean, you can you start over when you're 47. Who gives a shit? You can start over. You can do whatever, you can do whatever you want at any time, Tiffany. You can do whatever you want at any time. So that's my pondering of this is, see if there are any opportunities in your town, once you boil down the actual reasons why you like the job and not needing those inner kind of core desires to have such a rigid form. And then also if your family is, is that great, that you can't move. Nothing wrong with starting over. Nothing wrong at all with starting over. Life. It's good when you start over. You know, life should be. It's fun to live multiple lives, I think. Okay, this is from Crash. Subject line, porn parodies. Oh, shit. This person's email off. I don't want to. Whatever. There's, like, numbers and whatever in it, but this person's email is Crash Bandicootchi, which they spelled it differently, so you're not gonna be able to. And there's numbers and letters and symbols and shit, but Crash Bandicootee is a great email. Okay. Hey, Gak. I've been listening to your podcast since 2001, and I love the show. I'm noticing an uptick in talk about porn parodies, and I was wondering if you've seen this one. Enjoy. And there's a link. There's a link here to eporner.com. should I click on it? Fuck it. Okay, this is. What is this? Princess Leia sucks a dick and then is fucked by a spaceman. And then two brunettes have lesbian sex. Okay. Oh, holy. Wait, this one's kind of cool. Oh, shit. What the fuck? They have. Dude, Greedo is in this. Greedo is in this. And he's just like a CGI Greedo. Whoa. Does Greedo have sex? No. Greedo gets shot. Yeah, okay. Greedo got shot. So he's not having sex with anyone. Wait, this is. This is produced really well. What is this called? If. Search up Wicked Pictures porn parody. They have, like, actual CGI going on in here. Wicked Pictures, Star wars porn parody. You know what I don't get? What? Like, dude, I don't know about you guys, but, like, my, like, sex horny brain and my, like, sitting down to watch a movie brain are very different brains. I never understood what the appeal is of porn parodies, right? Like, it's like, I don't like. I guess they're supposed to be kind of funny, but, like, my sex isn't. Like, I don't know it. Like, when you're. And I'm not talking about, like, sex as a. Sex as a concept is funny, but, like, when you're really into it, it's not like, I don't feel like it's humorous. You know, it's like a very not humorous part of the brain. So why is there all these, like, sex parodies? I guess I get it if it's like, okay, you, like, people have a crush on Princess Leia or Marge Simpson or whatever, and they want to See her have sex. But a lot of these, A lot of these parodies seem like they're unnecessary. Okay, thanks for sharing that. Crash Bandicootchee. Now, Crash Bandicootee. That is a porn parody that I would watch. All right. Okay. This is from Ken. Come to the Nassau Reptile Expo. Yo, what the fuck? Hold on. Hello, Geck. My name is Kevin. We spoke a few months ago. I discovered there is a reptile expo going on in Nassau county on Long island, not too far from New York City. And my friends and I are going to go hang out with reptile enthusiasts. I love reptiles, but I can't afford to own one since I'm still in school. So I'm getting a fix from this. I'm getting my fix from this. You should totally pull up. It seems like a cool vibe. Tickets are 16 bucks. That's. Honestly, $16 is a great value ticket for anything and you can get them here. Oh, crap. All right. It's this weekend. The Nassau Reptile Expo. I'm gonna be totally honest. I don't think I'm gonna go all the way to Nassau to attend this. It would be kind of cute to do a video. It would be cute to do a video there. It would be cute to do a reptile. You know what it is, is it would be cute to do a video at a reptile expo. And I also, just as a human being, would enjoy going to a reptile expo. It sounds fun, but such so little of my gecko existence is like actually about geckos. It's all the way in Nassau on a Saturday. I don't want to. I don't know, actually. I mean, the days of the week, I guess. Who gives a. Hosted by Uncle Tony's Reptile show. Let me read the schedule. What's on the schedule? Okay, wait a minute. Wait, wait. Okay, there's another. Okay, there's another NASA Reptile Expo. They do it three times a year. Okay, I'll go to the next one. June 13, 2026. I'll try to go to that one. There's no frequently asked questions. Let's see. What the heck is a reptile Expo? A reptile expo is a one stop experience for anyone with an interest in reptiles, amphibians, plants or invertebrates. It's an exciting experience for families and seasoned reptile hobbyists alike. Dude, this is the kind of shit where I wish I had a kid because I was like, like I would take. I would take like a five year old to the NASA Reptile Expo. That's. That sounds pretty awesome. Or I'd go myself, I don't know. Anyway, thanks for sharing that Ken. I appreciate you. I appreciate all of you guys. Thanks for listening to this podcast. Thanks for. Thanks for being a friend. Thanks for listening to the show. My name is Lyle. I dress. I dress up as a gecko and I talk to people on the phone about life and I make documentaries. I'm working on the the Ukraine one. I think it should be done hopefully in the next month or so. We shall see. I'm going on tour soon. Therapygeckotourmail.com Some of the dates have tickets available right now. Some I don't have the ticket links for just yet but you can RSVP and I will text you when I do and I'll never text you ever again. I just for that one thing, I will not spam you or annoy you. I don't do that. So yeah, go to therapygeckotour.com Eat a piece of salmon, Try not to kill yourself. Play a game on your phone, watch a YouTube video, drink a Diet Coke and live your life. Try your best. Everything's gonna be fine. Probably for someone at least. Geck Bless you guys. Have a good day. Until next time. We all need a little help. Sometimes when doing something as tough as quitting nicotine, it can make all the difference. That's why having real support matters. Get a leg up on your quit journey with help from X program, a free 24. 7 tool for quitting nicotine. Join millions of other members, its confidential 24. 7 support community. You'll also get expert advice, text support and a personalized quit plan, all for free. Visit exprogram.com to explore X program's community today. 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