Podcast
Therapy Gecko
Hosted by iHeartPodcasts · EN
An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I REGRET JOINING THE ARMY”
Yesterday01:08:42Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A passionate teacher has no idea what they’re doing, and a caller isn’t sure why he enlisted in the army. This concludes the written portion of the exam. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“I GOT A CEASE AND DESIST FROM POKÉMON”
4d ago01:13:08Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller gets a cease and desist from the Pokémon company, and a caller tries to join the living. It is time to skip rocks at the pier. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“I MAY HAVE SOLD YOU DRUGS IN HIGH SCHOOL”
1w ago01:04:12Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com I talk to a guy who may have sold me drugs in high school, a caller navigates the consequences of cheating on his wife with her sister, a caller is haunted by middle school cringe, and a final caller questions the morality of erotic literature. Please do not feed the wildlife. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
SummaryI RECORDED THIS EPISODE IN A PARKING LOT AND I THINK IT WENT WELL
2w ago01:12:47Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com Hello. Today I sat in a parking lot and talked to a guy about navigating his new relationship, dealing with weed panic attacks, and things I was seeing in the parking lot. Then I talked to another guy about a car accident he got into as well as what it’s like to travel the world. We also talked about things going on in the parking lot. I am currently still in the parking lot writing the description of this episode. I think it came out well. I am going to leave the parking lot now. The croissants at Panera are only ok. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“MY HUSBAND SEXTED A NIGERIAN CHATBOT”
2w ago01:11:03Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller finds herself in a lifeless relationship in order to obtain citizenship, a caller goes missing from their girlfriend, a caller learns to enjoy the simple things, and a final caller talks being a regular at local spots in Belgium. It is time to listen to 2 hours of bird sounds. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“IS IT IMMORAL TO HAVE KIDS?”
3w ago01:13:29Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A father and I debate the ethics of having kids, we exist in the moment with a professional schemer, and we chat with an art student who has learned nothing. Do not double dip. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”
3w ago01:09:05Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains why they feel they are simply better than everyone else, and we read viewer mail about dealing with deep limerence. It is time to do laundry. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“I’M A FORMER PICK UP ARTIST”
4w ago01:14:23Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller considers embracing a new identity as a girl and a caller discusses his former life as a pick up artist coach and his current life of having his phone hacked by government spyware. Yes I will have a small bag of pretzels and a can of Diet Coke. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“MY FURRY FRIEND GROUP EXPLODED”
4w ago01:01:59Summary readyGET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.com A caller explains how getting their friend group involved in the furry fandom was the beginning of the end, and a caller and I discuss our difficulties falling asleep as crazy people. Take a number. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Summary“MY WIFE RAN AWAY”
Apr 1901:02:17Summary readyCOME TO MY DOCUMENTARY SCREENING: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/therapy-gecko-secret-documentary-screening-qa-tickets-1987770673594 A caller tries to regain his footing after his wife runs away with their child and leaves him on an expensive lease. Later a caller navigates a series of toxic friendships and a final caller gives us advice on how to get really good at gambling. Dogs cannot talk. I am a gecko. GET BONUS EPISODES: https://www.patreon.com/cw/lyleforever FOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4ever GET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever GET TICKETS FOR THERAPY GECKO LIVE: therapygeckotour.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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