893: Testosterone

Summary

Podcast Summary: This American Life – Episode 893: Testosterone

Original Air Date: July 26, 2026
Host: Ira Glass
Produced by: WBEZ Chicago

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Episode Overview

This episode, originally aired in 2002 and re-broadcast in response to recent U.S. military policy discussions, explores the hormone testosterone — what it does to us, how it shapes our actions and personalities, and how much of our identity is determined by something so small and chemical. Through personal stories, interviews, and a staff-wide experiment, “This American Life” examines the myths, realities, and personal consequences of testosterone in a mix of humor, candor, and humanity.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. News Context & Introduction (00:01–08:22)

• Military Policy Trigger: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth orders testosterone testing for all service members over 30, sparking public debate and humor.
• Personal Connection: Ira Glass recalls that This American Life staff had their own workplace testosterone testing in 2002, which structured this episode.
• Why This Theme? Producer Alex Blumberg shares how reading The Women’s Room as a teen got him reflecting on masculinity, desire, and the mysterious force of testosterone.
  • Quote:
    “My testosterone and how it affects me and how I react to it… It often feels like there’s something in my body giving me instructions that I probably shouldn’t follow.” – Alex (05:21)

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2. Act 1: “Infinite Gent” (11:05–27:45)

Interview with Griffin Hansbury – A trans man describes radically changing when starting testosterone as part of his gender transition.

• Physical & Personality Shifts:
  • Libido increased dramatically and the perception of women changed:
    • Quote:
      “After testosterone, there was no narrative, there was no language whatsoever. ... It was like being in a pornographic movie house in my mind. And I couldn't turn it off.” – Griffin (13:45)
  • Inanimate objects, such as a Xerox machine, became erotic.
    • Quote:
      “This big, shuddering, warm, inanimate object would just drive me crazy.” – Griffin (15:13)
  • The internal struggle between old and new perspectives on masculinity and gendered desire.
  • Increased interest in science and a new difficulty in crying.
• Loss & Gain:
  • Griffin missed some aspects of being perceived as female, especially close relationships with women.
  • The recognition as “sir” remains a deeply-affirming experience.
• Reflection and Caveat:
  • In a follow-up, Griffin notes that some of his initial conclusions may have relied too much on gender stereotypes and social messages, not just the effects of testosterone alone.
    • Quote:
      “It wasn’t just the testosterone affecting me… I’d also absorbed a lot of very traditional messages about masculinity.” – Griffin (Postscript, 27:45)

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3. Act 2: “Contest-osterone” (29:56–43:03)

This American Life Staff Testosterone Testing – Workplace Social Experiment

• The Experiment:
  • Staff spit into tubes to test their testosterone; everyone bets on who’ll score highest and lowest.
  • Concerns arise over how knowing these results might change office dynamics.
    • Quote:
      “This whole thing is going to lead to heartbreak somehow.” – Staffer (31:41)
• Personality Myths vs. Science:
  • Interview with Dr. James Dabbs, who warns testosterone mainly correlates with boldness rather than the typical stereotypes of virility or aggression; success doesn’t require high T.
    • Quote:
      “It leads to a certain boldness and fearlessness… [but] they don’t pay attention to things going on around them, so they get blindsided by accidents and other things.” – Dr. Dabbs (32:54)
    • “People think it makes them manly and heroic and virile and sexual, which is not really true. ... It doesn’t take much testosterone to have sex.” – Dr. Dabbs (33:19)
  • White-collar workers often have less testosterone than blue-collar ones, and even trial lawyers/actors report high T.
• Results & Reactions:
  • Surprising Outcome: David Rakoff, a gay Canadian-Jewish Manhattanite, wins handily among men; senior producer Julie wins for women (while seven months pregnant).
    • Quote:
      “Rakoff is number one and has like twice the amount of testosterone of anybody in the group.” – Ira (39:20)
    • “If I can't be the most manly in public radio, where the hell can I be the most manly?” – Todd (41:08)
  • The lowest scorers react with visible insecurity or disappointment.
• Expert Reflection:
  • Dr. Dabbs reminds that hormone levels are not destiny — sometimes stereotypical or surprising results tell us little about actual personality or abilities.

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4. Act 3: “Life at Zero” (43:17–48:49)

Interview: Life Without Testosterone

• GQ Article Anonymous Writer:
  • For medical reasons, he lived months without testosterone, describing the loss as not just sexual desire, but desire itself.
    • Quote:
      “When you have no testosterone, you have no desire. And when you have no desire, you don’t have any content in your mind.” (43:51)
    • “I was, when I was awake, literally sitting in bed and staring at the wall with neither interest nor disinterest for 3, 4 hours at a time.” (44:09)
    • “Perhaps to see things objectively is to see them, all of them, as beautiful. … But in the most flatline, boring way possible.” (46:24)
  • At first it was weirdly peaceful, but ultimately lonely and empty.
  • No “Spock-like” rationality; instead, an inability to distinguish what was important or interesting.

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5. Act 4: “Learning to Shut Up” (48:49–59:58)

Mother-Son Story by Miriam Toews

• Mothers' Questions:
  • Toews, unfamiliar with raising boys, describes her 15-year-old son Owen’s silence and the alien world of his adolescence, layered with humor and warmth.
    • Quote:
      “When he was born, it was like I had given birth to a llama or something.” – Miriam (49:17)
• Coming of Age & Gender Stereotypes:
  • The contrast with his expressive younger sister; Owen’s withdrawal and “guy thing” silence; Toews’ growing understanding that these differences may be attributable to hormones, cultural factors, or both.
    • “The more I press him for information, the faster he shuts right down.” – Miriam (59:16)
    • When asked if he envies girls’ expressiveness:
      “I definitely envy that.” – Owen (58:01)
• Moments of Connection:
  • A shared song, a tiny moment of wordless comfort — conveying that, even through walls of silence, love and understanding can be present.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Internal Forces:
  “There’s something in my body giving me instructions that I probably shouldn’t follow.” – Alex Blumberg, 05:21

• On Early Post-Transition Experience:
  “Everything I looked at, everything I touched turned to sex.” – Griffin Hansbury, 13:45

• On Social Pressures:
  “I felt like I’ve lost this nice, sort of avant-garde [edge], and now I’m just a jerk, you know.” – Griffin Hansbury, 16:11

• On Tears After T:
  “I have a hard time crying. It’s very difficult for me to cry... the quality of the crying is different.” – Griffin Hansbury, 19:41

• On Life Without Testosterone:
  “When you have no testosterone, you have no desire. … You don’t think about anything.” – Anonymous, 43:51

• On Hormone Myths:
  “It doesn’t take much testosterone to have sex. So that’s sort of beside the point.” – Dr. James Dabbs, 33:19

• On Male Adolescence:
  “The more I press him for information, the faster he shuts right down.” – Miriam Toews, 59:16

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:01–08:22 Introduction & Theme setup (military test, show origins)
• 11:05–27:45 Act 1: Griffin Hansbury’s transition and early effects of testosterone
• 29:56–43:03 Act 2: The staff’s testosterone contest
• 43:17–48:49 Act 3: Life without testosterone (interview with anonymous GQ writer)
• 48:49–59:58 Act 4: Mother-son relationship and adolescent silence

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Overall Tone & Style

The episode is reflective, honest, and curious, balancing humor, vulnerability, and challenging of stereotypes. The personal narratives allow for empathy and surprise, and the tone maintains This American Life’s trademark blend of narrative storytelling and journalistic inquiry.

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Summary Takeaways

Testosterone, as captured in these diverse stories, is neither a single cause of “maleness” nor the only force shaping desire and action. Genetics, experience, socialization, and individual personality all blend in unexpected and sometimes hilarious or poignant ways. Even science’s best measurements leave much of our messy humanity unexplained — and that’s a big part of the show’s charm and insight.

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Transcript

[A]

From WBC Chicago, it's this American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Okay, so maybe you saw on the news that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered everybody in the armed services over 30 years old to have their testosterone levels tested. That's men and women both. And then anybody who wants to get special shots to get a testosterone boost, they can get them the goal here. Hegcet's social media post about this was titled the High T, High Testosterone Department of War. And maybe you saw people had all kinds of reactions to this, including lots of people joking about how Hegseth was suddenly embracing gender affirming care. I personally had a strong reaction to the idea of testing everybody's testosterone levels in a workplace, which was. I've lived through that here at my job at this American Life. We did that back in 2002. We did a show where we talked about testosterone and the personality traits that supposedly go with higher testosterone levels. And as part of that show, all of us on staff got our testosterone levels tested to see who had the highest. And then before the results came back, we all sat down and discussed who we thought might have the highest. And then we revealed the results anyway, today, as a cautionary tale to the men and women of the armed services about what it's like for an entire workplace to test their testosterone, we are rerunning that old show. Our staff experiment, you'll hear, comes up a little ways into the show. It's Act 2. But the original episode started with one of our producers at the time, Alex, joining me in the studio to explain why we took up the subject in the first place back in 2002. Hello, Ira. Alex?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What's the reason for this week's show?

[C]

Well, I've been thinking about that, and for me, the reason for today's program goes back to a book I read when I was 15 called the Women's Room. Maybe people listening will remember the Women's Room. It was sort of a seminal feminist novel from the 70s. And I first came across the Women's Room when I was digging through my parents bookshelves looking for porn. You know, books with naughty parts in them, you know, like fear of flying. And so I picked it up and

[A]

I read it because the word woman

[C]

was in the title in lipstick, probably, or maybe not. Yes, It's incredibly polemical. Like, it describes basically a group of women sort of going from the 50s through the 60s, and they sort of all suffer at the hands of the various men in their lives. And, you know, there's constantly you know, there's like, you know, women are slowly being driven crazy by their husband's incessant criticism, or they're being called ugly after they get mastectomies, or they're being stifled by their husband's emotional shallowness.

[A]

And I noticed you happen to have brought into the studio with you today a copy of the Women's Room.

[C]

Yeah, well, I recently reread it. Just to see. Just to see. For example, I sort of bookmarked a couple of these things. You know, on page 198, the narrator comes in and she says, you know, you think I hate men. I guess I do. And then a little bit further down, she says, my feelings about men are the result of my experience. I have little sympathy for them. Like a Jew just released from Dachau, I watched the handsome young Nazi soldier fall, writhing to the ground with a bullet in his stomach. And I look briefly and walk on. I don't even need to shrug. I simply don't care. And then a little bit later, my hatred is learned from experience. That is not prejudice. I wish it were prejudice. Then perhaps I could unlearn it. There's not very much pornographic about that. It's an incredibly strange thing to read this book at that age, because at that age I felt like, you know, there's one other woman who sort of comes into play at this point and that's. I probably shouldn't say her name. Let's just call her, you know, let's just call her Kelly. And she was like in eighth grade with me and she sat two rows away from me. And I remember one time, like sitting in homeroom with her and seeing like the, you know, like her button down shirt was open a little bit and I could catch the bare sliver of her little training bra. And it was like perhaps the most desire I've ever felt in my life. Maybe. I mean, it was just. It was like all consuming and I couldn't. I mean, I couldn't concentrate for the rest of the day. I remember it to this day. And so at the time I was reading this book, I felt like, oh my God, this is what this is like. I could see myself becoming the people that she was describing, the men she was describing. And it was really terrifying. My testosterone and how it affects me and how I react to it. I think about on a daily basis all the time. It often feels like there's a.

[B]

There's a.

[C]

There's something in my body giving me instructions that I probably shouldn't follow.

[A]

Okay. Which brings us to today's program. A while back, Alex tried to convince all of us who work on the radio show that we should do an entire program about testosterone. And I have to say, none of us were really buying it, especially the women who found the subject dull. Even though, as Alex tried to point out to them, women have testosterone and it affects them pretty much exactly the same way that it affects men. I think all of us were fearing a kind of men are from Mars, women are from Venus sort of thing, how hormones make men be all aggressive and women all non aggressive in very stereotyped ways, which all seem kind of reductionistic and dumbheaded. And then Alex started reading and calling people, and one of the people that he called was this guy who wrote an article for GQ magazine about what happened to him when, because of medical reasons, he stopped producing testosterone. And for four months he lived without testosterone before they caught the problem. And the way he described living without testosterone was really incredible.

[B]

Everything that I identify as being me, my ambition, my interest in things, my sense of humor, the inflection in my voice, I mean, the quality of my speech even changed in the time that I was without a lot of the hormone. So, yes, the introduction of testosterone returned everything. There were things that I find offensive about my own personality that were disconnected then, you know, and it was nice to be without them. Envy, the desire to judge itself. You know, I approached people with a humility that I had never displayed before. I grew up in a culture, like all of us, that divides the soul from the body. And that, that is your singleness, that is your uniqueness. And then I go through this experience where I have small amounts of a bodily chemical removed and then reintroduced, and it changes everything I know as my self, and it violates the sanctity of that understanding. And that's humbling and it's terrifying.

[A]

I think, when it comes to this stuff, most of us do not know what to believe. We're caught between thinking that our hormones and body chemistry can determine so much about our personalities and wanting to believe that they don't. And so today on our program, we bring you four stories exploring that question. How much does testosterone determine? Like one of our show, Infinite Gent, someone gets pumped up with several times the amount of testosterone that most men have. I described some surprising changes. Act two contest Osterone. In that act, at Alex's suggestion, all of us on the staff of this radio program decide to find out who has the most and who has the least testosterone with lab tests to see how the levels match with our personality traits. An exercise I have to say, most of us at this point would not recommend that you try at your workplace or with your friends. Act 3 Life at Zero in which we hear about what it means to lose all your testosterone. Act 4 learning to shut up. In that act, a mother asks her teenage son all her questions about what it means to be a boy, which is of course exactly the sort of thing you do not want your mother asking you on tape at 15. Stay with us. Support for this American Life and the following message comes from Anthropic Claude is an AI collaborator designed to actually understand your entire workflow and think with you. Whether you're debugging code at midnight or strategizing your next business move. Claude is built to extend your thinking to tackle the problems that matter. For problems we're solving. Get started with Claude@Claude AI American Support

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[A]

cisAmerican Life Act 1 Infinite Gent so what exactly does an injection of testosterone do to you? What kind of changes do you feel? Back in 2002, when we first broadcast today's show, our producer Alex Blumberg talked with Griffin Hansberry about that experience. Griffin got massive testosterone shots as part of transitioning from female to male, which Griffin did after he got out of college. I should say that because it's been over 20 years since this interview happened. You might notice some ideas about gender and some language that are of its time. Also, a quick heads up to listeners that the interview acknowledges the existence of sex and sexual desire.

[E]

I went to Bryn Mawr College, which is a women's college, and chose a women's college because I strongly identified as as a woman at the time, as a feminist and as a dyke, I had my leather biker jacket and my big leather belt and my black T shirts and my Doc Martin boots, you know, my combat boots. Uh huh. And that felt pretty comfortable for a while. And then my sophomore year in college, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. I don't know if we were talking or what it was. And it just sort of hit me like a bolt of lightning, as they say. And I just knew that I had to change my body. And so I started doing the research on it. And the only way to do that was to take testosterone. My first injection was a pretty large one of two cc's of 200mg strength depot testosterone, which is a fairly high amount. Just to give you a sense of how much that is. The average amount of testosterone in an average male body is between 300 and 1,000 nanograms per deciliter of blood after that shot. And after an average shot, my testosterone levels go up to over 2,000 nanograms per deciliter. So that I have the testosterone of two high testosterone men in my body at once.

[C]

You have the testosterone of two linebackers?

[E]

Exactly. Yeah, exactly. That's a lot. It's a lot of tea. And what's amazing about it is how instantaneous it is that it happens within a few days. Really. The world just, you know, changes.

[C]

What were some of the changes that you, that you didn't expect?

[E]

The most overwhelming feeling is the incredible increase in libido and change in the way that I perceived women and the way thought about sex. Before testosterone, I would be riding the subway, which is the traditional hotbed of lust in the city, and I would see a woman on the subway and I would think, you know, she's attractive, I'd like to meet her. You know, what's that book she's reading? I could talk to her. This is what I would say. There would be a narrative, there would be this stream of language. It would be very verbal. After testosterone, there was no narrative, there was no language whatsoever. It was just I would see a woman who was attractive or not attractive. She might have an attractive quality, nice ankles or something, and the rest of her would be fairly unappealing to me. But that was enough to basically just flood my mind with aggressive pornographic images, just one after another. It was like being in a pornographic movie house, you know, in my mind. And I couldn't turn it off. I mean, I could not turn it off. Everything I looked at, everything I touched turned to sex. I was an editorial assistant and I would be Standing at the Xerox machine and this. This big, shuddering, warm, inanimate object would. Would just drive me crazy. It was. It was very, very erotic to me.

[C]

The Xerox machine.

[E]

The Xerox machine, you know, or a car I would see. I remember walking up 5th Avenue one day and this red convertible went by. It was. And I remember just getting this jolt in my pants. This very physical, visceral, sexual reaction to seeing a red convertible.

[C]

What did you do with that? I mean, what did you think?

[E]

Well, I felt. I felt like a monster a lot of the time. And it made me understand men. It made me understand adolescent boys a lot. You know, suddenly hair is sprouting and I'm turning into this beast. And I would really kind of berate my for it. I remember walking up Fifth Avenue, there was a woman walking in front of me, and she was wearing this little skirt and this little top, and I was looking her ass. And, you know, I kept saying to myself, don't look at it, don't look at it. And I kept looking at it. And I walked past her, and this voice in my head kept saying, turn around to look at her breasts. Turn around, turn around, turn around. And my feminist female background kept saying, don't you dare, you pig. Don't turn around. And, you know, I fought myself for a whole block. And then I turned around and checked her out. And before it was cool, when I would do a poetry reading, I would get up and I would read these poems about, you know, women on the street. And I was a butch dyke. And that was very, very cutting edge. And that was very sexy and raw. And now I'm just a jerk, you know. So I do feel like I've lost this edge, you know, this nice sort of avant garde kind of. And I've gotten into a lot of arguments with women friends, co workers, who did not know about my past as a female. You know, I call myself a post feminist. And I had a woman say, you're not a post feminist. You're a misogynist. And I said, you know, that's impossible. I can't be a misogynist. And I couldn't explain to her how I had come to this point in my life. And to her I was just a misogynist. And that's unfortunate because it's a lot more complicated than that.

[C]

I'll say, wow, testosterone didn't just turn you into a man. It turned you into Rush Limbaugh.

[E]

I know that I was not expecting that I was not expecting. So I had to Relearn how to talk to women. And I had to learn how to rephrase things, how to hold my tongue on certain things. And I'm not very good at it, so I get in trouble.

[C]

That is so fascinating that. Because, I mean, as a man, I think from the time I went through puberty, I feel like that's something that I've been learning to do in a certain way, is just figure out how to say things without getting myself in trouble.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

I would not have thought that you would have had that problem.

[E]

Right. Because I should know better or something.

[C]

Or something. Are there other ways that you. That you like other than the visual and other than the libidinal? Are there other ways that you feel like testosterone has altered the way you feel or perceive

[E]

something? That happened. After I started taking testosterone, I became interested in science. I was never interested in science before.

[C]

No way.

[A]

Come on.

[E]

I'm serious. I'm serious.

[C]

Now you're just setting us back a hundred years, sir.

[E]

I know I am. I mean, again. And I have to have this caveat in here. I cannot say it was the testosterone. All I can say is that this interest happened after T. You know, there's BT and at. And this was definitely after T. And I became interested in science. I found myself understanding physics in a way I never had before. It's true. It's true.

[F]

Wow.

[E]

I did.

[C]

How about in the way you feel things and in the way you perceive of your feelings? Is there any change there?

[E]

I have a hard time crying. It's very difficult for me to cry. And before testosterone, it was great to, you know, if I was frustrated, angry, or sad, have a good cry. You'd feel better afterwards. And I do wonder if there isn't a chemical component behind it, because I now have a hard time doing it, and it's very frustrating. And what I will do is when I feel that pressure build up, I'll go into my room, I will close the door and force myself. I just have to force myself to cry. And the quality of the crying is different than the quality of the crying was before tea. It's very dry. I find myself sort of moaning and sobbing, but with very little tears.

[C]

You've answered a lot of questions for

[A]

us today

[C]

and reinforced a lot of stereotypes that we've all been struggling with.

[E]

I know. I know. I have.

[F]

I know.

[C]

Did you have an idea of what kind of man you were gonna be before the transition? This is. This is my model.

[E]

Who was it? I used to watch a lot of Beverly Hills 90210 and Jason Priestley was like my ideal, at least, you know, sort of physically. I mean, I had, I wanted sideburns so bad and they were, that was the first facial hair that came in. I got these beautiful sideburns. So it was sort of like, you know, the James Dean, Jason Priestley kind of model. I think that didn't quite materialize. I was better at that as a dyke than I am as a man, I have to say.

[C]

And is that, how do you feel about it? Is that like sort of a.

[E]

It's a bit of a disappointment. It's a bit of a disappointment. You know, I often ask people what kind of a guy am I? What do you see? And unfortunately people often respond that they see a nerd. Which is, which I never was before. You know, I was always really kind of cool and unpopular and hip and whatever. And now I'm, you know, I'm five foot four and you know, I work out but I'm not real muscular and I'm pretty small. You know, I'm pale skinned and my hair started thin and I've got glasses and of course, you know, I'm also, you know, I'm a sensitive guy now. I used to be, you know, the butch dyke and I was seen as very aggressive and I was more masculine in many ways outwardly anyway, before testosterone. And now I don't have to prove anything so I can sort of lay back and talk with my hands and you know, all that stuff that you're not supposed to do. So I'm still very much learning how to be a man in the world. There's a lot to learn. Men walking the street is a constant battle, It's a constant contest. I began to notice once I started to pass as a man that single men walking alone down the street will veer away from their path to walk towards me, sort of get in my space and then veer back and it's very much like a little aggressive move. I've had men just sort of, you know, angry guys walking the street just body check me. So I really feel like I have to, you know, sort of puff myself up so that people will keep their distance a little bit. But if I'm, if I'm, if I'm off guard and I'm walking around and I'm sort of enjoying the scenery, it's pretty much guaranteed that somebody will, will shove me.

[C]

Were there specific things that you were hoping for?

[E]

I think that the main thing that you hope for, that one hopes for and that I hoped for when starting testosterone was to pass as male, to be perceived by the world as a man. But I do have a sort of love hate relationship with passing that my whole deeper self becomes invisible and my history becomes invisible. And, you know, I think that's hard. It's a hard place to be. Right, Right. Especially because I. When I got my first job as a man, I didn't know anything about my past. It was very corporate. So I sort of had to let go of any edgy clothing and facial hair and whatnot that I had before, and I became really boring. I mean, I felt like, wow, people must think I'm really boring if they only knew, you know, that I'm so fascinating, you know? Throughout those four. Almost four years, I had to conceal a lot. I would lie about where I went to college because I went to Bryn Mawr, and I couldn't say I went to Bryn Mawr.

[C]

What college did you say you went to?

[E]

Well, Bryn Mawr is in a bi college relationship with Haverford College. And so I would say I went to Haverford, which is kind of. I don't want to say anything bad about Haverford. It's a. Some of my best friends went there, but I think Bryn Mawr is a superior school to Haverford. I do, and I think it's a superior education. And when I have to say I went to Haverford, it's like a little knife in my heart. But, you know, no offense to my Haverford friends,

[C]

what do you feel like the biggest thing that you do miss is?

[E]

Hmm. Maybe the close relationships that I had with women. I still have close relationships with the women I've known since before T, but I don't make close relationships with new, new female friends. It's hard. It's hard to do. There's a barrier. So I kind of miss, like, being part of a cool bunch of women. I actually like women better than men. It just so happens that I fit in more as a man, you know? But I think women are really cool. You know, sisterhood is powerful, all that stuff. So.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And what do you think is the biggest thing you've gained?

[E]

Biggest thing I've gained. You know, it's just so great when people call me sir. Even after seven years. I don't always hear it, but it still rings a little bell inside my heart, you know, like, oh, sir, it's wonderful. And I. You know, it's something that when I was a little kid, I used to wish for, you know, and turn me into a boy, you know, like, pinocchio and you never really think it's possible, but it is possible. And the night and the other nice thing about it is knowing that that's possible, that you can actually make this enormous leap, means that, well, then anything else must be possible too, because this is certainly, you know, unbelievable.

[A]

Griffin Hansberry is a psychoanalyst and the author of the novel Some Strange Music draws me in. That conversation with Alex Bloomberg happened over 20 years ago during his early transition back in 2002. When we reached out to him today, he told us that he would describe some of these experiences differently now, the way he talked about gender and also the way he talked about looking at women's bodies. In retrospect, he says it wasn't just the testosterone affecting him when he was looking at women. He says he'd also absorbed a lot of very traditional messages about masculinity. Overall, he said he wouldn't want listeners to come away thinking that testosterone by itself explains so much about men's relationships with women and so much about desire.

[G]

If you wanted the sky, I would ride across the sky and let earth that would soar a thousand feet high to sun with love.

[A]

Coming up, who has the most testosterone? The slightly femme host of a public radio program, his staff, or a gay man in New York City? Answer in a minute from Chicago Public Radio when our program continues,

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This is American Life. I'm Ira Glass. Today's show is one that we're rerunning because of the news that Pete Hegseth is ordering everybody in the military over 30 years old to have their testosterone tested and offering extra testosterone to anybody who scores low. As I said at the beginning of the show, back in 2002, we did an episode where everyone in our workplace had their testosterone tested in an episode about testosterone and just how much testosterone determines our personalities and fates. We rejoin that episode now with Act 2 of the program. Act 2 contest Osterone. At some point in putting together this week's radio show, Alex, who you heard a lot of in the first half of our program, suggested that it might be a fun thing to do and might illustrate some interesting principles about testosterone. If everybody on the radio staff would get their testosterone level checked, we could each predict who would come out as number one, number two and so forth, based on their personalities. And then we would compare the results with what each of us had predicted. Since men always have a lot more testosterone than women, we would do two rankings, one for the men, one for the women. We invited two of our regular contributors, David Rackoff and Sarah Vall, to take part with us, making it five men and four women. In all, it turns out to be remarkably easy to get your testosterone assessed. You spit into a little tube twice a day and send it to a lab. In our case, the Yerkes National Primate Research Center. And I think it was Jonathan and Starlee, producers on our show, who you sometimes hear doing stories on the air, who pointed out first that the entire enterprise might not be such a good idea.

[F]

I just think like, we're opening a whole can of worms here that we don't want to be doing.

[E]

It's all very well. This whole thing's kind of a mess, diplomatic wise.

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How so?

[F]

Like, either, you know, I mean, either we'll walk away from this finding out that Starlie has more testosterone than I do, and she'll end up being incredibly upset and I'll be upset and everyone will just be upset. You know what I mean? What do we hope to gain really from all of this? This whole thing is going to lead to heartbreak somehow.

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I've been thinking a lot about it and I can't really decide whether I want to have more or if I

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want to have less.

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This is Wendy, another producer.

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I don't know, like, having more makes

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me seem like an hole,

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and having

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not enough makes me seem like a pushover sucker for the men.

[E]

I think it'll be a big deal.

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This is Julie, the senior producer of our program.

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I think it'll change all your interactions with each other. You'll know when you're talking to each other who beat you. I think it'll change everything.

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Nonetheless, we marched toward the abyss. To find out what personality traits actually correlate with high testosterone and low testosterone. We check with somebody who's done a lot of research on the subject, James Dabbs of Georgia State University, author of a book called Heroes, Rogues and Testosterone and Behavior.

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The most simple thing I would say is it leads to a certain boldness and fearlessness and confidence in a person's behavior. They tend to focus upon what they do, move forward with less conflict. The downside is they don't pay attention to things going on around them, so they get blindsided by accidents and other things going on.

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What are some of the misconceptions you run into?

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Well, they think it makes them manly and heroic and virile and sexual, which is not really true. It doesn't take much testosterone to have sex. So, I mean, that's sort of beside the point.

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What scientific studies can tell us is that in general, more testosterone does not mean you're a more successful person. In fact, blue collar workers tend to have more testosterone than white collar workers, and unemployed men have more than either group actors and trial lawyers. People who basically go on stage in one way or another tend to have very high testosterone levels. Higher testosterone correlates with baldness and with bigger muscles. And researchers say that people with lots of testosterone have a wolfish smile, and people with less testosterone have a kinder smile. And they smile more often as if to say, don't hurt me. Testosterone goes up when you score a victory at something. It goes down when you suffer a defeat. In one study of World cup soccer fans watching a match on television, testosterone dropped in fans of the losing team and rose in the fans of the winning team.

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For people, there's not a lot of difference between being in the contest and watching the contest. We can empathize with it so well.

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So what would all this mean for our radio staff? Well, when it came to predicting which of the women would have the highest testosterone, there was a clear majority in the voting. Here are Sarah Vow Todd, our production manager. And Wendy weighing in.

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Julie will win.

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Julie's tough.

[E]

She can certainly push me around sometimes. I think Julie has the most because she is the boldest of all of us.

[F]

Right.

[E]

Like, she says the boldest things when

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we're all together in the same place. It is clearly Julie who is the alpha of the whole group, though. At some point in putting together this week's radio show, Alex and Julie sat down in a studio and he asked her to predict which women would have the highest testosterone. And here's how she lined it up.

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Wendy first

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and then Starlie and then Sarah, I guess.

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And then.

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And then me.

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Just passive me. Yeah, Just taking it easy.

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Girly girly me, just being feminine over

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here in the corner.

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Honestly, who do I think? Yeah, well, I fear me.

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What do you think it would mean if you won?

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Well, then that would.

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It would confirm all my worst suspicions about myself, that I'm really aggressive and pushy and sort of a hothead. I fear me.

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Among the men, there was no favorite. You could kind of make an argument for any of the men on the staff. Todd likes sports, and he isn't such a bookworm softie like the rest of us on the staff. Alex plays a lot of sports and he gets into fights on the basketball court. Jonathan is balding and he has a lot of muscle. Corresponds with testosterone. I host a national radio show, which must count for something, right? But when we sat down to talk about it, it wasn't really clear exactly what else should be taken into account. Here's Jonathan.

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I don't entirely understand how this whole testosterone thing works. It's like, who can yell the loudest, Right? Who has the most rage? I have rage. I mean, unfortunately, it's like impotent rage. And I don't know how testosterone, how that's gonna rank.

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And then if the main thing the testosterone corresponds with is decisiveness, how does that swing the whole rating?

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I didn't realize that the whole decision making thing came into.

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Is it making you.

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This whole testosterone thing? Yeah, it's making it complicated because, I mean, I'm just filled with regret again, Julie.

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Quick decisions.

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Doesn't look back.

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Very true.

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It doesn't look back.

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I know.

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Same with Sarah.

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I look back like I'm looking.

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I look back pretty much every single

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day, every single second of the day, every single day, every single. I'm regretting what I'm saying right now.

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I'm filled with regret.

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You're regretting it even as you say, even as.

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Even now. Even now. Even now.

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And then there's the question of David Rakoff. He's gay and a fan of Martha Stewart, but he's also balding and he's worked as a professional actor, which both correspond with high testosterone levels. So how do you figure that one out?

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The one thing I do worry about the testosterone is Alex told me when I did my spit that I had to have some extra spearmint gum to activate my salivary glands. But the only thing that I could find was extra polar ice which has flavor crystals. And I worry that my sample might

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have flavor crystals in it. So in fact, I might just simply

[B]

be the most refreshing.

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One notable difference between the men and the women. Although none of the women wanted to have much testosterone, Alex, Todd and I very, very much wanted to win. Jonathan claimed he did not want to win, but none of us believe him. And Rackoff also said that he had no interest in winning at all, but then proceeded immediately, I mean immediately to talk smack about his opponents in a very competitive way. And that was the state of things when we got our results from the lab just two days ago. All right, well, it is two days before our broadcast day. As I record this, our entire staff is on mic, plus contributors David Rakoff and Sarah Vow in New York. Hello all.

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Hello.

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Hi.

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And now for the results. I am opening the envelope. Wow, that's fascinating. Wow, that's just incredible. Okay, among the men, Rakoff is number one and has like twice the amount of testosterone of anybody in the group.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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This can't be.

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I told you correlation with Bolton. I voted for you, Rakoff.

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Oh, everybody's trying to get in with him now that he's

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then in order.

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The men are. It's Rakoff, then Alex at number two, then me, like a point behind you Alex, then Jonathan and then Todd, all very closely grouped together.

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Wow.

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But Rakoff has twice as much as any of us.

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The gay Canadian Jew living in Manhattan. Okay, we really have to dispense with the Canadian, but actually that is non corollary believe.

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What are the numbers exactly? What is it for what's Rakoff and

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what is Rakoff is 274. You're 144. I'm 144.

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Oh my God.

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When I looked at the women's results in the envelope, even though she is seven months pregnant, Julie was on top, as we all suspected.

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That's hard. It makes me feel really bossy and aggressive.

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Did they say that the pregnancy would

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affect it at all? Alex, you touched trying to make sure

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you get in that whole girly pregnancy thing.

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Yeah.

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The fact that I'm able to bear children, the greatest gift a woman can have.

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I have to say, Wendy and Todd, the lowest scoring woman and man on the staff, really did not seem very happy about this whole thing by the end. Todd, like most of the men on the staff, had never been seen as especially manly during his life. But he thought maybe here, maybe here in this group, compared to the rest of us, he might at least stand a chance.

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Someone would be girlier than I.

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If I can't be the most manly

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in public radio, where the hell can I be the most manly?

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Like, I kind of Wish this was

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SportsCenter, because then I'd be okay. Like, out of all my staff members

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or fellow staff members at SportsCenter, okay,

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I could be the one with the least testosterone. But in public radio, we should get them to spit.

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Is it a real place? Sports Center?

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Is it a thing?

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Now, see, that's not fair. How can he.

[E]

How can he have the most testosterone

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and not know what SportsCenter is? I know what Sports center is. The people on our staff who scored low are feeling rather. They're feeling terrible about it. What should I say to them?

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I hated to measure them. I just knew that would happen. It always happens. I told them that, Well, they are what they are. Are they in any way different?

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After our test, James Dabbs reminded me that it was important to remember that any individual person might not conform to the stereotypes of who has higher testosterone. It's not the final answer as to what you're like.

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I tested a stuntman in a movie set once, and he came out low in testosterone and was terribly unhappy about being low in testosterone. The fact is, he still was a stuntman and did all the work that other people couldn't do. So he shouldn't have been focusing upon that testosterone. I think to focus upon the testosterone is the wrong thing to do.

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Now, when you tried to convince him that he shouldn't feel bad about it, did he find that persuasive at all?

[H]

No, he was just unhappy.

[A]

James Dabs, I mentioned before that this is a rerun from years ago. In the years since we first broadcast this, James Dabs has died. Our friend David Rakoff has died, too, back in 2012.

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What kind of man are you?

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Why do I love you so?

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What kind of man are you?

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

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Fact three, life at zero. Okay, so a life with very low testosterone. What might that mean? Well, the most extreme case imaginable is described in the GQ article that Alex read. That was One of the inspirations for today's show that he talked about at the beginning of the program. The GQ writer very much describes testosterone as the hormone of desire. By that, he doesn't mean sexual desire. He just means desire, period. He wrote about his experiences anonymously. Here's more of Alex's interview with him.

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When you have no testosterone, you have no desire. And when you have no desire, you don't have any content in your mind. You don't think about anything.

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And during those months, how were you behaving? What was different?

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It wasn't that I was behaving. It was that I was not behaving at all. I was, when I was awake, literally sitting in bed and staring at the wall with neither interest nor disinterest for 3, 4 hours at a time. If you'd had a camera in the room, you would have thought I was comatose. I would go out, I would buy some groceries early in the morning, and that would be it. My day had no content. I had no interest in even watching tv, much less reading the newspaper or a book.

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Food.

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I didn't want my food to taste good or interesting. And when you're blessed with that lack of desire, you can eat a loaf of Wonder Bread with mayonnaise and that will be your day. And, you know, I only saw my girlfriend on weekends since she was living in New York and I was living in Philly, so I could get away with it five days at a time. And, you know, needless to say, there was absolutely no desire. You know, people who are deprived of testosterone don't become Spock like, and, you know, incredibly rational. They become nonsensical because they're unable to distinguish between what is and isn't interesting and what is worth noting and what isn't.

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Describe your thoughts on your morning walk. In this state.

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It's very quiet at 5:30, 6, 6:30 in the morning. And I would see a brick in a wall, and I would think, a brick in a wall. I would see a pigeon and think, a pigeon. It's the most literal possible understanding of the world.

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So in this time, when you're without testosterone, you're walking down the street, you're just sort of ticking things off, just making these very simple observations.

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Like a grocery list.

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Yeah, like a grocery list, exactly. You also have a thought that comes to you all the time, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Talk about that.

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Which is a very strange sounding thing. Which is. That is beautiful. Everything I saw, I thought that is beautiful. Which is odd sounding, I know, because that sounds like the judgment of a person with passion. But it was the exact opposite. It was said, it was thought, and sometimes even said with complete dispassion, with objectivity. And you see, I was looking at absolutely everything, the most mundane sight in the world, you know, a weed in the sidewalk and thinking, oh, that's beautiful. The surgery, scars on people's knees, you know, the bolts in the hubcaps of cars, all of it, it just seemed to have purpose. And it was like, oh, that's beautiful. Everything is beautiful. From the bugs to the cracks in the sidewalk to the faces of other people. And it was automatic. Perhaps to see things objectively is to see them, all of them, as beautiful. But in the most. You have to understand that the thought was expressed in the most flatline, boring way possible. Oh yeah, that's beautiful. That's beautiful. You know, you would think that this would be a terrible thing, a terrible state to be in. And for most people it is. But if it was weirdly pleasant and there is a certain appeal, an impossible appeal to that Rip Van Winkle existence of being without testosterone. You just have to remember that it doesn't matter if you have nothing, if you want nothing. It's very tricky to get inside that mindset. In some ways it's difficult to. For me to even remember it now, but it had its allure.

[C]

Well, I can understand that because desire often feels like a burden. Like it often feels like if I just didn't want that thing, not having it wouldn't be so painful.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Yeah,

[B]

all that wanting.

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Act 4 learning to shut up okay, so we started today's program with my co worker Alex, remembering what it was like to be a 15 year old boy. And we're going to end it now with another 15 year old boy. Someone who's experiencing the years when a boy's body is flooded with 10 or 20 times the hormones he has in early childhood or more. And so much of the story is about his mother's questions about what that's like for him. His mom, Miriam Toews, tells the story.

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First off, his hair is red and shaggy and longish and he's pale and slim and six feet tall. Music is everything to him, which makes sense because he's 15. I was 22 when he was born. I'd never had brothers or any close male relatives and had always dreamed of having a brother or a son. The idea of having a boy in my family was strange and exotic. When he was born, it was like I had given birth to a llama or something. All my girlfriends came to visit me and him in the hospital and I took them down to the second floor nursery and we stared at him in awe from behind a glass window. That's him, I said, with the orange fuzz on his head. He was lying naked and spread eagled under a bright heat lamp. He seemed very content. My friend Carol gasped and said, oh my God, he's got the biggest balls I've ever seen in my life. We all started laughing our heads off. And then the nurse came and told us his scrotum would shrink to normal size in a few days. I haven't seen him naked in years, but it still often feels when I look at him that I'm gazing at an odd creature from behind a glass. So do you think about girls?

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Yes.

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And like, what do you think about them?

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I don't know.

[E]

Some of them are cool.

[G]

Yeah, like so what makes him cool?

[E]

I don't know.

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All his life Owen's been a quiet kid. Not sullen, but just rather silent. When he was a baby and I'd be pushing him around in his stroller, people would stop and crouch down and talk to him and expect him to laugh and smile and all he'd do is sigh and stare at them. When he got a little older and went over to his friends places to play and it was time for him to go home, he just got up and walked right out the door to the car. He didn't say, hey, thanks for having me, or next time we'll play at my place, or even goodbye. We'd be driving home and I'd be trying to explain to him that it seemed rude and that sometimes we just had to say certain things at certain times. It was polite and expected. He'd just sigh and nod and kick the dash or stick his head entirely out the window. But back then I could kind of figure out what was going on in his head, even if he didn't come right out and say it. Like when he was three and he didn't want me to go out, instead of grabbing my leg or having a tantrum or something, he'd hide my shoes and then sit on the couch pretending to read the newspaper while I searched all over the place. When he was 8 and angry and sitting in a tree and throwing stones at the car or something, I'd go outside knowing it would be a matter of minutes before he'd start to cry and then slowly spill his guts about whatever series of events it was that led to his meltdown and that the whole scene would end. With hugs and apologies and probably a large muscle activity like him cheerfully taking shots at my head with a soccer ball. Now, though the signs are harder, if not impossible to read. I'm not sure there are any actually, and I have no idea where to begin my search. What do you think girls think about you when they think about you?

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I don't know.

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Nothing.

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You think like no girl ever thinks anything about you?

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Maybe.

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I don't know.

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He brought 85 CDs with him for a family road trip that would last 11 days. He also brought a sketchbook, which started out as an art class project and has since evolved into a kind of diary. I think he tends to write things down, like Jesus, I gotta find someone irrational, or the sh. T I'm passing off as writing is slowly killing me. The first day of our road trip through North Dakota to South the music war started. His 12 year old sister, Georgia claimed the very backseat of the minivan and was content to lie there surrounded by nail polish and beads and thread and Hershey Kisses and Archie comics and listened to her music on her Discman. Mostly R and B stuff, Destiny's Child and the Save the Last Dance soundtrack. My husband, Cassidy and I sat in the front and Owen sat on the seat right behind us so he could listen to his CDs on the stereo. We tell him to listen to them on his Discman, which he did sometimes, but then he'd miss out on our sporadic conversations, which he enjoyed either participating in or mocking. Sometimes he'd give us a choice of his CDs to play Nirvana. He'd say, you guys like Nirvana, right? Yeah, but the unplugged one. We'd say, oh Lord, help me now. He'd say. He'd pop a dozen CDs into the player. They will know us by the Trail of Dead Black Rebel Motorcycle Club at the Drive in other stuff, and we'd listen to half a song from each one and go, nope, nope, nope. I had wanted to learn more about him from his music. I was pretty sure his lyrics would tell me more about him than he would. But the problem was I couldn't understand most of the lyrics, and none of his CDs, which he'd bootlegged, had liner notes. We asked him if he didn't miss having liner notes, and he said, man, liner notes. You guys have this unnatural relationship with your liner notes. What are some of your favorite lyrics?

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Mmm,

[B]

I like some of the lyrics from the Pixies.

[G]

Can. Can you say some of the lyrics from the Pixies?

[E]

Um,

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you're so pretty when you're unfaithful to me.

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So, like, what does that mean to you?

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I don't know.

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I just thought it was funny.

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When Owen was little, I discovered I could get him to do anything by timing him. Go get your jacket, I'd say. Or clean up your toys quick. I'll time you. He loved competing with himself and beating his old records, even if I just made up time. And it evolved into a huge competitive sports loving thing that I still don't really understand or enjoy. That timing thing didn't work at all with Georgia. She'd just look up at me and say, what do you mean, time me? What for? The difference between him and Georgia in the talking department is huge. Georgia will come home from school and literally reenact her entire day so that she's telling me about it almost in real time, hour after hour. Owen, on the other hand, might tell me that his day was good, even if it was bad. But usually he just shrugs and makes an I don't know kind of sound, and then he'll head down to the basement and play his guitar. So, like, do some of your friends have girlfriends? And do you ever think that you'd like to have a girlfriend?

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

What do you think they think? Like, how would they describe you to their friends? Do you think,

[E]

Mmm, I don't know.

[G]

Do you think you do know, but you just don't really want to talk about it with me?

[E]

I think that. Yeah, I think so.

[G]

I can dig it. I've learned over time not to worry too much about his silence, although it used to drive me crazy. I wondered if maybe he'd turn out to be a psychopath, although I'm not sure why. I associate evil with silence. Anyway, I'm getting better with it. Cassidy often reassures me by saying stuff like it's a guy thing or he's a 15 year old boy. What do you expect? He told me that when he was Owen's age, he sat in his bedroom by himself for hours on end, typing page after page of angry vitriol against the world on an old manual typewriter until his fingers bled. And he seems really happy. Now I realize my kids sound like boy and girl stereotypes. Owen is taciturn and into sports, and Georgia is chatty and prone to the occasional crying jag. But it really just is that way. I don't know why. It's not like we planned it. I don't want to think it's because he's a boy and she's a Girl. But if it is, who cares? When Georgia was upset about something at school the other day and face down on the couch, he sat on the floor beside her and said, it's hard being a girl, isn't it? I'm not sure that it's any easier being a boy. And I don't know what he does exactly when he's sad, other than listening to music. Except for once. It's been years since I've seen him cry. I'd kill to read his notebook. Is there anything about girls that you envy?

[E]

Mmm, no, nothing.

[C]

Nothing.

[G]

What about their. It seems their ability to kind of talk about how they feel about things. Easier?

[E]

Uh, sure.

[H]

Yeah.

[G]

You envy that?

[E]

I definitely envy that.

[G]

We were all pretty quiet as we drove up to Colorado Springs on our way to Denver. The sun was shining, but it was raining a bit. And we saw not one, not two, but three dead cows in fields, stiff with their legs in the air. And it bothered us. After the third dead cow, I played my favorite song of the summer, Gillian Welch's Elvis Presley Blues. It's a wistful song about the king as a 15 year old boy just starting out with a big rock and roll dream in a shirt his mother made. And it was kind of miraculous because Owen actually liked it too. For me, it was a song about a boy becoming a man and leaving home. And it made me a little sad. I think Owen was probably hearing it as a song about a cool 15 year old who was about to conquer the world. But really, I haven't got a clue how he heard the song or how it made him feel. All he said was that it had a decent pop sensibility. And then he was quiet. These days, the more I press him for information, the faster he shuts right down. The other day I tried a new approach. His I was annoyed by a bunch of things, and rather than broadcast it all over the house, I sat on the couch and glared at the TV and sighed periodically and strangely, Owen responded. He observed my weirdness for a while and then left. Then he came back and looked at me again and said one word, mom, but in such a nice way that I smiled and said, owen. And that was it. And then we sat there for a while, silently. I was surprised by how completely comfortable it felt. And then finally, wordlessly, he got up and took his laundry upstairs.

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Miriam Toews, she's a writer in Toronto. Her son own is now a grown man, and Miriam Tezos is long past his taciturn days. Her latest book is called A Truce that is not peace.

[H]

Whoa, whoa.

[E]

You know I'm almost grown Whoa, whoa. Yet I'm doing all right in school they ain't said I broke no rule I ain't never been in

[C]

I don't

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browse around too much brown bother me, leave me alone. Our program is produced today by Alex Blumberg and me with Wendy Doerr, Jonathan Goldstein and star Lee Kine. Julie Snyder was our senior producer for this episode helping today's rerun from Molly Marcelo, Stone Nelson, Ruby Schwartz and Matt Tierney. Also thanks to Dr. Martin Minor. This is our last week with Molly Marcelo, who is our production fellow here at the show. She has been wonderful to work with. We all wish her the best. Special thanks today to El Jefe, to Buzzy Goldstein, to Robert Powell, to Jim Nelson and gq, Daniel Foster and Sarah Val. Alex Bloomberg, who produced this week's show and did two of the stories in it. These days, he is out of the radio game. He's running a building electrification and decarbonization platform called Daisy Chain Energy. If you reach out to him through his website, he'll tell you all about it. Thanks also today to this American Life partners Michael Seton, Cynthia hill and Connie St. Clair. If you are somebody who enjoys our show and here you are listening all the way through the credits, so maybe that does describe you. I invite you to please consider subscribing as a life partner. It helps us keep the show going. And as thanks, we've made dozens of bonus episodes. I've just been trying out doing a weekly newsletter where basically I just talk about movies and books that I'm liking and recommend them to you. To join, go to ThisAmericanLife.org LifePartners. That link is also in the show notes. This American Life is delivered to public radio stations by prx, the public radio Exchange. Thanks as always to our program's co founder, Mr. Tory Malatea, who owns a very, very, very big radio. This is what he says about it.

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This big, shuddering, warm, inanimate object would just drive me crazy. It was, it was very, very erotic to me.

[A]

I'm Ira Glass. Back next week with more stories of this American. Next week on the podcast of this American life. 29 days after a local hospital closed its birthing unit, Katie went to labor. So that's not great, right? And then something else happened. I said, sasha, then get a chainsaw and cut the wall down because I didn't want the baby to die. One doctor doing incredible things, so many of them, things she has never done before. That's next week on the podcast on your local public radio station. This message comes from Capital One. Capital One offers checking accounts with no fees or minimums. What's in your Wallet terms apply. SeeCapitalOne.com BankGuy for details Capital One NA member FDIC.