Transcript
Claire Aubin (0:00)
A list of sensitive themes and topics included in this episode can be found in the episode description. Welcome to this Guy Sucked the show where we prove that it's never too late to have haters and you can't libel the dead. I'm your host, Claire Aubin, and I'm a historian, writer, and most importantly, certified hater. On this show, we talk about people from throughout history with legacies that need a little updating. Whether it's because of their politics, their behavior, or their impact on society and culture, these guys actually kind of sucked. And we bring in a new scholar every week to tell us why. With me today is David M. Perry, who is a journalist and historian, specifically of the medieval variety, as well as an author. He's got several books out.
David M. Perry (0:58)
Two.
Claire Aubin (0:58)
Two of which have been discussed on the show already. So alongside Friend of the Pod and Multitude Cousin host Matt Gabriel, David has written the Bright A New History of Medieval Europe and the War of Brothers that Shattered an Empire and Made Medieval Europe, which is about to come out on paperback. By the way. Very exciting. And most importantly, David has a whole ass new book available for pre order that I am extremely excited about for personal reasons called the Public A Practical Handbook. Welcome to the show and congratulations on the new book situation.
David M. Perry (1:33)
Thank you. It's really great to be here.
Claire Aubin (1:35)
I always like to start the show off with a fun question. So here's one. What's the weirdest thing you've ever encountered in an archive or during your research? Like, what's the thing that most made you go? Like, hold on. What?
David M. Perry (1:47)
Yeah, I mean, there have been a couple of moments. There's a story of these seven thieves who go and steal a relic, the relic of their patron saint. And I was a grad student and it's in the Context of Constantinople, 1204. The city is just sacked. The these guys go out to steal a relic. They're really stealing it from their own side. I mean, it's from a Greek church, but like they're not supposed to steal from the church. Cause you're supposed to gather all the plunder together. And there's like, it's a weird text. There's like 12 of them and then five of them just get lost. And I was translating it from Latin and what I realized is that it was very funny, but my Latin isn't that good. So I was translating it very slowly. So it would take me like 30 minutes to get from the start of a joke to the end of a joke. And then I would laugh. And people in the Archive would look at me weirdly. So that was like the geeky one, the cool one one is in Venice. So I'm a historian of medieval Venice originally. There's the church of San Marco, which is a church, so it's free and anyone can go in it. And you should. And there's the Palazzo Ducale, which is the palace of the Dukes of Venice, which is a museum and is not free, though you should go in it. It's pretty great. But in the medieval context, the Church of San Marco was just the chapel of the palace. So there's this passageway that goes between them that is just locked from both sides. But there's stuff in there, including a giant marble relief plaque that presumably is still there. Cause it's just too heavy. And I did talk people to like, let me in there and just hang out. And then they were busy and they just left me alone with this. I mean, what was I gonna do? It was made of marble, but sure. But like this sort of Indiana Jones scene of being behind in the secret places between these two priceless heritage sites, just totally alone with this piece of medieval art. I don't know if it's weird. It was the most surreal moment. Still, in my academic career, my random writing has taken me into strange places. And I've met weird and amazing people and, you know, shaking the hands of presidents who I liked and all kinds of other weird things. But that was this just, you know, there I was like 27 or 31. It's all a blur now. I was, you know, I was young. I was. I did not have my PhD. I was alone in this city and I'd just been left abandoned in this amazing place that I just. I'd like to go back. That's the end of the story is I want to go back.
