S10 E8 | No Mercy

Summary

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THIS IS HISTORY — S10 E8: "No Mercy"

Host: Dan Jones | Date: July 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

In “No Mercy,” Dan Jones plunges listeners into the unraveling of the House of York at the hands of family dysfunction, paranoia, and betrayal. The focus centers on the notorious George, Duke of Clarence—brother to Yorkist King Edward IV—and his shocking campaign of vengeance culminating in murder, political intrigue, and his own spectacular downfall. The episode explores the dangerous blend of privilege, grievance, and mismanagement that marked Clarence’s life and reflects on the broader disintegration of the Plantagenet dynasty, as its infighting clears the way for the rise of the Tudors.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

The Crime of Clarence – The Arrest and Execution of Ankaret Twynho

[01:41 – 08:47]

• The Setting: Dan opens with the violent arrest of Ankaret Twynho, a 65-year-old woman and former lady-in-waiting to Clarence’s late wife, Isabel Neville.
  • “Their mission is to get to their target fast, and no one's going to stop them.” – Dan Jones [01:41]
• The Accusation: Clarence blames Twynho for Isabel’s death, accusing her—without solid evidence—of poisoning her with a mug of beer soon after childbirth.
• The Ordeal: Twynho is dragged across three shires to Warwick Castle, subjected to a kangaroo court, and rapidly executed alongside John Thursby, another servant. Both maintain their innocence; the trial is a farce.
  • “In this way, George, Duke of Clarence, a gold plated dimwit if ever there was one, has what he thinks is revenge.” – Dan Jones [06:31]
• Aftermath: Jurors later admit they were pressured; Clarence’s abuse of power is clear.
• Implications: This brazen act exposes Clarence’s instability and Edward IV’s perpetual leniency towards his brother, undermining the House of York’s credibility and discipline.

Kingship and the Clarence Problem: Contrasting Styles

[08:48 – 12:15]

• Vivid Portraits: Dan sharply contrasts legendary Plantagenet monarchs, like the iron-willed Henry V, with the indulgent Edward IV.
  • “Justice must be impartial and be seen to be impartial... brother, if you'd committed the same crime, I'd execute you too.” – Dan Jones channeling Henry V [09:47]
• Edward’s Blind Eye: Where Henry V enforces the law against even his brother, Edward IV continually excuses Clarence, even after rebellion, betrayal, and now murder.

Clarence’s Rivalry and Declining Fortunes

[12:15 – 15:25]

• The Warwick Legacy: Clarence’s greed surfaces in inheritance disputes with his even more calculating brother, Richard, Duke of Gloucester (the future Richard III).
• Feud with Richard: Clarence’s attempts to claim all of Warwick’s lands—including hiding Anne Neville—highlight his desperation and cunning.
• “Neither low trickery or high politics works. King Edward agrees that fair is fair and orders that Clarence hand over lands.” – Dan Jones [14:20]
• Twynho’s Death as a Message: The murder also serves as a warning to those defecting from Clarence’s side, signaling his volatility.

The Soothsayer Conspiracy and Escalation

[16:50 – 20:50]

• Torture and Confession: Academic John Stacy, after brutal torture, confesses to plotting with Thomas Burdett (a Clarence associate) to predict Edward IV’s and his son’s deaths via astrology.
  • “The polite term used for what they're doing to Dr. John Stacy is a severe examination. Which sounds all right until you consider what a severe examination...looks like.” – Dan Jones [16:52]
• Burdett’s Downfall: Burdett is quickly tried and hanged at Tyburn in May 1477—another sign that Edward is tightening the noose around Clarence’s circle.
• Clarence’s Reaction: Instead of lying low, a raging Clarence storms the Royal Council, still denying guilt and protesting the actions against his allies.

The Arrest and Fall of Clarence

[20:50 – 23:54]

• Royal Patience Wears Thin: Edward’s council finally convinces him that Clarence is a dire threat to the realm.
  • “This clown has to go. It can only be a matter of time before Clarence does some new dumb thing which could have fatal consequences for the Crown.” – Dan Jones [22:35]
• Clarence Imprisoned: He’s arrested and languishes for six months in the Tower of London.

The Parliament and the Endgame: Charge, Trial, and Execution

[23:54 – 31:15]

• Stately Tournament, Deadly Business: Amid celebrations for a royal wedding and jousts in January 1478, Parliament convenes to try Clarence for treason.
  • “Although it's a chilly January day, the crowd is loving every minute...you’d never know that parallel to all this, something else is going on in London.” – Dan Jones [23:56]
• The Charges: Parliament (with Edward himself reading the accusations) finds Clarence “incorrigible”—a loaded political term ripe with historical echoes.
• Adjudication: Clarence asks for trial by combat; it is denied. He’s condemned with little ceremony or support.
• Final Moments and Legendary Death: He is executed in the Tower—reportedly drowned in a butt of Malmsey wine.
  • “A large barrel or butt of the sweet Portuguese wine known as Malmsy has its top prized off...George, Duke of Clarence...is led up to it, dunked in the wine and held down until he drowns.” – Dan Jones [30:17]

Plantagenet Twilight—Setting the Stage for the Tudors

[31:15 – End]

• Aftermath and Irony: Clarence’s removal brings brief hope for stability, but the seeds of further disaster—and the end of Plantagenet rule—are already set.
  • “For the Yorkist king, battered but proven now to be a survivor par excellence, you'd think that things can only get better. But then again, this is the Plantagenets we're talking about.” – Dan Jones [31:07]
• Transition: The episode closes with Dan’s characteristic mix of wry observation and gallows humor, inviting listeners to reflect on their own hypothetical exit from life’s stage.
  • “You can't say that drowning in a vat of Portuguese wine is a boring way to go.” – Dan Jones [31:20]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “George, Duke of Clarence, a gold plated dimwit if ever there was one, has what he thinks is revenge.” – Dan Jones [06:31]
• “Justice must be impartial and be seen to be impartial... brother, if you'd committed the same crime, I'd execute you too.” – Dan Jones channeling Henry V [09:47]
• “Neither low trickery or high politics works... King Edward agrees that fair is fair and in 1472 he orders that Clarence hand over lands...” – Dan Jones [14:20]
• “It’s a warning to anyone else thinking of defecting... The message is he’s still George, Duke of Clarence....” – Dan Jones [15:07]
• “The polite term used for what they're doing to Dr. John Stacy is a severe examination....” – Dan Jones [16:52]
• “This clown has to go. It can only be a matter of time before Clarence does some new dumb thing which could have fatal consequences for the Crown.” – Dan Jones [22:35]
• “A large barrel or butt of the sweet Portuguese wine known as Malmsy has its top prized off. George, Duke of Clarence...is led up to it, dunked in the wine and held down until he drowns.” – Dan Jones [30:17]
• “For the Yorkist king, battered but proven now to be a survivor par excellence, you'd think that things can only get better. But then again, this is the Plantagenets we're talking about.” – Dan Jones [31:07]

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Important Timestamps

• [01:41] – Arrest of Ankaret Twynho and beginning of Clarence’s most notorious crime
• [06:31] – Twynho executed; analysis of Clarence’s behavior
• [09:47] – Comparison between Henry V and Edward IV’s handling of brothers
• [12:15] – Rising tensions between Clarence and Richard, Duke of Gloucester
• [14:20] – Edward IV intervenes in the Warwick inheritance feud
• [16:52] – Torture and forced confession of John Stacy
• [20:50] – Clarence’s protestations and arrest
• [23:56] – Parliament meets amid royal festivities; Clarence brought to trial
• [30:17] – Clarence’s infamous execution
• [31:07] – Dan’s meditative outro on the continuing Plantagenet chaos

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Episode Tone and Style

Dan Jones balances humor, sharp-edged historical storytelling, and modern analogies (“a gold plated dimwit…”; “down no fucking way boulevard…”; “incorrigible—used to depose kings...”). He keeps the pace brisk, the language vivid, and constantly ties personal caprice to the larger downfall of dynasties. The narrative is energetic, direct, and laced with memorable turns of phrase that draw the audience into the operatic drama of the Plantagenet endgame.

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Conclusion

“No Mercy” is a gripping chronicle of how unchecked ambition, sibling rivalry, and a king’s misplaced mercy can bring down even the mightiest royal house. Through the tragic, petty, and darkly comic downfall of Clarence, Dan Jones showcases the fatal flaws that doomed the Plantagenets and set the stage for the Tudor era.

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Transcript

[Dan Jones]

Hello, friends. I do hope you're liking the final season of our Plantagenet saga. This is just a quick reminder to let you know that you can listen back to all 10 seasons of a dynasty to die for ad free over on patreon.com thisishistory. That's where you can watch this week's bonus episode where producer Al and I discuss the historical precedents of bad brothers in the English royal family. Let me tell you, I mean it when I say George, Duke of Clarence, was really unprecedented. Now it's time to meet him. The best dancers from across the globe are about to join me for the audition of a lifetime.

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Horsemen are moving with deadly focus. There are about 80 of them. Ranks of grim faced warriors, armed and full of evil intent. Passersby dive out of their way as they race past. Not that the horsemen care. Their mission is to get to their target fast, and no one's going to stop them. On a Saturday afternoon in April, the horsemen find it. It's a nondescript house in Keford, a sleepy village in southwest England. Their leaders, a gentleman called Richard Hyde and a merchant named Roger struggle, come forward to demand entry. And with a force like this at their backs, there's not much point in arguing. Then again, the person they've come here to find hardly looks like your typical felon's e fit portrait. Ankaret Twinehoe is roughly 65 years old. She's a grandmother recently widowed from a decent gentry family. And for the last few years she's made her living as a lady in waiting. To aristocratic women, she's not exactly Billy the Kid, but Hyde and Struggle have orders not simply to seize her, but to do so with a show of maximum force. Those orders come down from the man who pays their wages. He's George, Duke of Clarence, younger brother of the Plantagenet King of England, Edward iv. Until recently, Twinehoe herself was on Clarence's payroll too, as an attendant to his wife, Isabel Neville. But in December 1476, Isabel died from complications following the birth of her second son some weeks previously. And that, ostensibly is what has led Clarence to send the posse out today. On Saturday 12th April 1477, Twinehoe is to be placed under arrest and taken to Clarence, who has a few choice questions about the circumstances of his late wife's death. To be precise, Clarence is entertaining some magical thinking. Surely his wife can't be one of the thousands of unlucky mums in medieval England who die every month from infections or internal damage suffered during childbirth. No, instead he's crying foul play. And as he tells it, the foulest player of all is Ankharet Twinehoe. His charge is that this heinous murderess gave his poor wife a mug of poisoned beer. On what evidence he has, no one's quite sure. But Clarence is now hell bent on what he would call revenge. Clarence's men know that he wants action and fast, so they take poor old Twinehoe on a forced march north. In just three days, they take her 120 miles, passing through three shires from Somerset where she's been arrested, all the way to Warwick Castle, which is Clarence's hq. When they get her there, what's waiting isn't a fond how nice to see you or thank you for your service. Instead, this elderly woman is hauled before a kangaroo court and charged with poisoning Isabel. And she's not the only one. Another sometime Clarence servant, a guy called John Thursby, is convicted of killing Isabel's baby, who died in January. Both Anne Karete and John plead innocence, but they're wasting their breath. Both are found guilty on the same afternoon. Twinehoe and Thursby are dragged through the streets of Warwick, then led to a gallows where they're hanged. In this way, George, Duke of Clarence, a gold plated dimwit if ever there was one, has what he thinks is revenge. But later, some of the jurors who passed the guilty verdict admit they were being leaned on to produce the big G and not to diligently inquire into the truth. If it sounds like there's something fishy going on, that's because there is. Ankharet Twinehoe has been judicially murdered at the behest of the King's brother, who's acting either under some weird delusion or according to a secret motive. Edward IV was supposed to be the king who put a lid on the madness that engulfed England in the wars of the Roses. But it looks like no one told his loose cannon of a brother. Is the King going to stand for this blatant abuse of power if he lets this slide? It surely looks as though the House of York is just as bad as the rest of them. Dan I'm dan jones and from sony music entertainment. This is history, season 10 of a dynasty to die for. Episode 8 no mercy. When I think of the roll call of kings, queens, princes and punks who've populated our Plantagenet adventure for the last 10 seasons, I find that for each one I have a snapshot in my head, a sort of scene that sums up their story and their character. Take Henry II back in season one. I close my eyes and see that ginger bow legged lunatic getting so angry that he's thrashing around on his bedroom floor stuffing handfuls of his mattress straw into his mouth. Or King John. Yep, there he is, whacking Arthur of Brittany upside the head with a rock and hoiking the poor lad's body into the River Seine. I think of Isabella of France gnashing her young teeth in fury as her husband, Edward ii, gives all their wedding presents to his best friend forever, Piers Gaveston. Then there's Henry V. I see him on campaign in France, having an argument with his brother, Thomas, Duke of Clarence. Clarence is pleading for the life of a soldier in Henry's French army who's committed a serious offence and is going to be executed. Clarence asks for special consideration for the man and Henry, impassive, tells him, no dice, Tommy boy. Justice must be impartial and be seen to be impartial. As Clarence kneels before him, Henry says, brother, if you'd committed the same crime, I'd execute you too. It's a powerful scene because who could imagine being so coldly compartmentalised as to put the absolute application of the rules above family ties? I think not many of us, but that's what makes Henry V such a fascinating study in kingship, his robotic self denying service to the job. I think it also makes Henry A good point of comparison with Edward IV. Last time, I characterised Edward IV's campaign to France as a Henry V tribute act. So, at the risk of repeating myself, I now want to compare the pair's approach to tough love. Because here we have two Plantagenet kings, powerful guys with political smarts, who both have a younger brother who's Duke of Clarence. Yet in one case, Henry's, the vignette is of the king, his arms folded, letting his brother Clarence know that he can expect no favours just because they're related. But then we have Edward. He has a brother called Clarence too. And yet how many times does he let George, Duke of Clarence, get away with something no one else would have been allowed to do? For years, Clarence served as Warwick the Kingmaker's idiotic marionette, dancing around with a stupid grin on his face as Warwick manipulated his strings. Yet rather than reading his brother Clarence the riot act, Edward has constantly indulged him. Even when Clarence rebelled with Warwick, helped put Henry VI on the throne and literally chased Edward out of the kingdom, he still got away with it. Which is why, in 1477, when the Anchoret Twinehoe case blows up, Clarence feels he can do whatever he likes. He's fed up that his wife and one of his sons had died for one reason or another. He wants to pin the blame on some defenceless old granny who used to hang his wife's frocks up when she left him on the bedroom floor. And because he's George, Duke of Clarence, he just does it. Ankaret is arrested on his authority, not the King's. She's dragged halfway across England to a place, Warwick Castle, where Clarence rules supreme. And there's not a chance in hell of her getting a fair trial. Along with her supposed accomplice, she's rushed from arrest to trial to sentence to execution in the space of just three days. And then Clarence just kills her. Where is the law in all this? How does Clarence figure? He has the power of life and limb over anyone he takes against. The fact that he's going around acting up in this way is a sad indictment of Clarence's lousy personality. But it's also, we have to say, a reminder of how dismally Edward IV has managed his brother in the years he's been on the throne. It seems like Yorkist blood isn't just thicker than water, it's as viscous as a cocktail made of molasses, stiffly whipped egg whites and superglue left overnight in the freezer. Or, well, maybe it's not because, as Clint Eastwood once said, a man's gotta know his limitations. And between Edward and Clarence, they might just have discovered some. So to take us into the great unraveling, let's try to figure out exactly what's going on in Clarence's head, if anything, in early 1477, when poor old Anchoret Twinehoe meets her grotesque comeuppance. For that, we need to wheel back a bit to 1471, when the great crisis of Edward's reign is subsiding. The first thing to say is that as we've heard, Clarence emerges from the nightmare of Henry VI's re adeption remarkably unscathed. Warwick the Kingmaker ends his days stretched out naked on the steps of St. Paul's and Henry VI comes to a sad end in the Tower of London. Clarence, meanwhile, seems to be lined up for nothing but yummy treats. Specifically, he can slip on a pair of dead man's shoes. Since Clarence is married to the late Warwick's daughter Isabelle, that means he can step up and take over a chunk of the heiress massive estates. He gets to chill in Warwick Castle, manage the lands and generally lorded around like he wasn't part of the whole conspiracy to dunk on King Edward's head. But this, it seems, isn't enough for Clarence, because in the carve up of Warwick the Kingmaker's power base, he has a rival. That's his brother, Richard, Duke of Gloucester. Now, Richard is a less conventionally dashing character than Clarence. He has a spinal deformity called scoliosis and he's less smooth and polished all round. But Richard is tough, loyal, brave and bloody minded. Steely eyed, with a firm, tight jaw. Richard knows exactly what he thinks he's due and how to go about getting it. And he has his sights set on Warwick's estates too. And since there's another heiress, Isabel has a sister called Anne, Richard wants to stick a ring on her and slide into half the Warwick inheritance. After all, there's plenty to go around, right? Wrong. When Clarence gets wind of Richard's plan, he throws a shit fit, tries to hide Anne, disguising her as a kitchen maid. Then he protests at the Royal Council. Neither low trickery or high politics works. King Edward agrees that fair is fair and in 1472 he orders that Clarence hand over lands in the north and Wales so that Richard can have his share. Big mistake, because now Clarence feels hard done by and he acts up accordingly. Which brings us back to anchoret twynho. In October 1476, Clarence's wife Isabel does indeed give birth to a short lived young boy. In December, she dies quickly, followed by their son. We shouldn't underestimate the power of grief on Clarence's mind as well as greed. Isabel was his meal ticket to the Warwick estates. His son was a backup to his elder child as his heir. Loss can make people do strange things. But there's a twist in this too. One of Ankharet Twinehoe's relatives had recently flipped from being one of Clarence's paid retainers to joining the Woodville dominated household of the King's eldest son. He's part of a rash of defections, and it's likely that Clarence is stewing on this and wants to take some revenge. Which is why, in a pure spite flex, he grabs anoret and has her killed. It's a warning to anyone else thinking of defecting from his side to what he sees as the enemy ranks. The message is he's still George, Duke of Clarence. He's not just a spare, and he'll do whatever it takes to get the respect he deserves. Unfortunately for George, Duke of Clarence, his flagrant abuse of power doesn't scare anyone into being nicer to him. Instead, it just confirms what everyone already knew. This guy is trouble to his core. And sooner or later, King Edward is going to have to take off his brotherly blinkers and deal with him once and for all.

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There's a clash of lances as the two knights charge one another in the lists. The horses pass and then the riders wheel at the end of the lists, change lances and make to ride another turn. Although it's a chilly January day, the crowd is loving every minute. There's not much in the world finer than a good jousting show. And over the years, Edward IV has mastered the art of putting on a crowd pleaser. It's mid January 1478, and even by Edward standards, this is one of the best attended tournaments held for a long time. Almost all the extended royal family is in London. In fact, a couple of days ago, there was a big gathering to celebrate the marriage of the King and Queen's second son, Richard, a young boy who's marrying the similarly tiny heiress to the Duchy of Norfolk. All in all, it's a joyful time. You'd never know that parallel to all this, something else is going on in London. At Westminster, Parliament is in session and it's meeting with the express purpose of holding a trial for treason. The defendant is George, Duke of Clarence. Since the King made his decision to move against Clarence, a comprehensive case has been put together, spelling out in fine detail all the dodgy, dastardly, delinquent and downright dumb stuff Clarence has done over the course of his political career. The original charges against Clarence when he was first arrested were those of interfering with the legal process. This charge has two components. First, that Clarence illegally shafted Anchoret Twinehoe. Secondly, is that he keeps banging on about how Thomas Burdett was so innocent. Since then, the charges have multiplied. When Parliament opens amid the fun of the jousting outside, a bill in the King's name is presented. In it, Edward reminds everyone that he's been extremely patient and decent towards those who've crossed him, even in the case of heinous treasons. But, he adds, his good nature has been roundly abused. He goes on to say that Clarence has been responsible for spreading rumors about his legitimacy. He's been conspiring with enemies inside and outside the realm to undermine the King's authority. He's been alleging that Edward has stolen land for her. He's secretly got hold of a copy of a document dating to the re adeption of Henry VI which says he, Clarence, is the rightful heir to the throne. To paraphrase somewhat, all of this adds up to treason with a capital T. The King is well and truly done with this guy. Edward says that he might have been able to forgive Clarence again, but says the Duke has Proven himself incorrigible. Now, that word is interesting and it shows just how seriously Edward takes what he's doing, or at least it suggests how his arguments have been framed for him. Incorrigible is the word that was used in the 14th century to justify the depositions of Edward II and Richard ii. It's clear that what's happening to Clarence is supposed to be regarded with the same solemnity in that context. It's also crucially important to note that Edward presents the accusations himself. Normally, a Bill of Attainder, which is used to destroy a noble, would be presented to Parliament by a third party and the King would sign it off. Edward is flipping the script. He's the one asking the country to agree with him that this nonsense can't continue. Clarence is brought to Parliament to answer the charges. He denies them all and asks to settle the case through trial by combat. No one else has a word to say in his defence. And with his request for a judicial battle denied, Clarence is sent off back to the Tower to await the verdict and his fate. The verdict is in no doubt. On February 7, 1478, George, Duke of Clarence, is found guilty of high treason and sentenced to death. Unlike poor old Anchoret Twinehoe, he's allowed a few days to prepare himself. In fact, 10 days go by and Clarence is still alive and in the Tower. To the consternation of some In Parliament, on February 17, the speaker of the Commons goes to the King and asks not so many words, whether they're flirting or Edward, with a somewhat heavy heart, confirms it's the latter. And the next day, in the Tower of London, a bizarre scene is played out. A large barrel or butt of the sweet Portuguese wine known as Malmsy has its top prized off. George, Duke of Clarence, or rather plain old George, since he's been attainted of his titles, is led up to it, dunked in the wine and held down until he drowns. Whether it's his choice or Edward's choice is not quite clear. Either way, on February 18, 1478, England is finally rid of one of the most troublesome noblemen the Plantagenet dynasty ever produced. He's not very widely mourned, though. In the best known portrait of his daughter Margaret, she's wearing a bracelet with a tiny wine barrel on it, presumably in his memory. Edward, of course, takes roughly as much flak for killing his brother as he would have if he'd let him be. But the moaning just seems to bear out the oldest political maxim that you can't please everyone and Most of the time, you can't please anyone with a little hindsight. 1478 is really the long overdue closing of a chapter that began more than a decade earlier, when Clarence first teamed up with Warwick the Kingmaker. The stage is now set for Edward to start thinking of the future, about what his legacy might be. Astonishingly, he's still only 36 years old, young even by medieval standards. For the Yorkist king, battered but proven now to be a survivor par excellence, you'd think that things can only get better. He's vanquished the puppet master and the puppet. But then again, this is the Plantagenets we're talking about. And the next great lurch of fortune's wheel is always coming a lot faster than anyone imagines. But that's for next time on this Is History. Well, there's never been a more apt episode for me to use the phrase terrible way to go. But you can't say that drowning in a vat of Portuguese wine is a boring way to go. Which makes me want to ask my royal favourites, if you could choose a novel way to exit this earthly realm, what would it be? Let's go out with a bang together. Write in at patreon.com thisishistory@sockdoc.

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