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Hello, friends. Now, just when you thought things were all hunky dory in Plantagenet, England, fate has one hell of a surprise in store for the court of England's gluttonous, womanizing monarch, Edward iv. If you aren't yet a subscriber to our bonus episodes, let me tell you you're missing out on your chance to delve deeper into the history behind this episode. This week, producer Al and I will be discussing what links Queen Queen Elizabeth II and Edward iv and what drives the future Richard III to cancel the coronation of Edward V. But in the meantime, it's time for a kidnapping after this short break,
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it's a wonderful thing to be out by the water in the English spring, Edward iv, Plantagenet, King of England, is having the time of his life. It's a lovely day, so he and a few courtiers have decided to take a break from the luxury of Westminster Palace. They've come out in the fresh air to do what medieval kings and their subjects love best killing stuff. But today's excursion isn't a boar hunt or a team bonding away day to rip the guts out of a few mangy old foxes. They're on a fishing trip. The king and his pals have packed their rods, nets, lines and traps. Sandwiches haven't been invented yet, but knowing Edward, they've probably packed a cool box with a dozen deer pasties and the medieval equivalent of a few slabs of continental lager. Because, let's be honest, there's nothing quite like a long afternoon spent fishing to make a fun day out of doing absolutely shag all. And as Edwards settles into his 40s, doing shag all is what makes the world go round. Last year he turned 40 and given the miles on his political Clock that feels more like 140. So as he casts his worm into the water and waits to see if anything bites, he's well within his rights to live his best life. And why not? It's the start of 1483 and Edward has been on the throne for for more than 20 years. Since winning the crown in a bloodbath at the Battle of Towton, he's seen off all manner of threats. Henry VI is dead. Margaret of Anjou, dead. Warwick the Kingmaker, dead. George, Duke of Clarence, dead. In their place, Edward has raised a new royal family of his own. He and Queen Elizabeth Woodville have five beautiful daughters and two healthy young sons. The eldest boy, Edward, Prince of Wales, is 12 and being trained for leadership by his uncle, Anthony Woodville, one of the most glamorous and famous knightly nobles in Europe. Edward has loads of money, which comes in the form of his French pension. 10 grand a year in gold, paid in return for, well, sitting around on his backside doing nothing. He has a fine wardrobe of clothes, he has mistresses galore as well as his regular squeeze, a piece of red hot super flirt from London called Elizabeth or Jane Shaw. There's hardly anyone with a pair of knickers and a pulse who hasn't been up to the royal bedchamber for a game of Naked Twister at some time or another. So, yeah, life is great. Thanks. When Edward's horny, he gets some. When he's hungry, he eats. When he's thirsty, he drinks. When he's full of food and drink, he sticks his fingers down his throat, bundles it all up and starts again. He could probably do with losing a few pounds. Well, call it a few dozen pounds, actually. But honestly, you have to ask, what more could a man possibly want in life? Nothing. As Edward lies back in the spring sunshine, unwraps a pasty and watches his fishing line drift lazily in the current, he must be thinking, it's good to be the king. But when the afternoon light starts to fade and the chill of a late March evening draws in, Edward starts to feel a little bit under the weather. And by the time they all get back to the palace, he's really not doing too well at all. He feels so rough, in fact, that he takes to his bed and his servants have to send for the doctor. Over the next week, Edward gets worse and worse. By the second week of April, everyone's starting to get seriously worried. And on Wednesday, April 9, the unthinkable happens. After being ill for just 10 days, Edward calls for a priest and confesses his sins. And before the day is out, the first Yorkist king of Plantagenet, England. The great eater, drinker, father, fighter and lover is dead. He hasn't even reached his 41st birthday and now he's left the kingdom to a 12 year old. It looked like the realm was finally enjoying some downtime from the chaos, but now a child is king and the bad times are about to come hurtling back in again. I'm dan jones and from sony music entertainment. This is history season 10 of a dynasty to die for. Episode 9 kidnap. One of the more grotesque and entertaining historical novels I've read in the last few years is a book called The Glutton by A.K. blakemore. It's a retelling of the weird story of a French guy called Tarrar who became famous or notorious at the time of the French Revolution. Tarrat was a child of tremendous appetites. Always hungry and capable of eating vast quantities of food without gaining weight. As he grew up, he turned this into a full time hustle as a traveling freak show performer, then a street entertainer. But things got kind of out of control. He started by eating huge meals, corks, stones, even a fork. But as his gluttony became a mania, he started scavenging gutters and rubbish piles for anything at all he could eat. Medical scientists got hold of him and observed him eating entire banquets, then live animals, kittens, puppies, eels, snakes. Anyway, the Glutton brings that story brutally to life. Although fittingly, you'll need a strong stomach to get through the whole thing. But I mention it here because it seems to me to have some parallels with the last days of Edward iv. This is a king who seems to be utterly undone by his own big back tendencies. Chroniclers have all sorts of theories about what kills him. Some say it's a mystery disease, others hint that it's a long standing malarial illness picked up years ago on his French campaign. But it seems pretty obvious that this is what doctors today might call a lifestyle related demise. And that, you have to say, is a proper self inflicted tragedy. Because while taking the road to Valhalla that's paved with condom wrappers and Big Mac boxes has a certain superficial appeal. It's not exactly politically responsible, and in Edward's case it's downright negligent. Just as he appears to have his realm approaching some semblance of order and the wars of the Roses are disappearing into the rear view mirror, the Plantagenet Glutton effectively taras himself to death. His funeral takes place at Westminster on April 17, in grand fashion, there's a big service among the tombs of his Plantagenet forebears. Then the next day, Edward is hauled off west to be buried in what he hopes is going to be a new royal mausoleum. This one is at the Chapel of St George in Windsor Castle and it's home to the Order of the Garter. Edward has spent a small fortune on redeveloping the chapel during his reign and now he's laid to rest there. Though there's no finished tomb effigy to place over him. He's died so young that work on it hasn't properly got started. And once Edward is dead, events very quickly shunt the business of tomb design way down the government's list of priorities. Which brings us to the next bit of the story. And before we get to it, I just want to say buckle up, because this is about to get wild. In the Last week of April 1483, a little party sets out from Ludlow Castle in the Welsh Borders. It's led by arguably the two most important people in England now that the old King is dead. One of them is the 12 year old Edward V, not yet crowned, but obviously his father's successor as his eldest son. The other is young Edward's guardian, Anthony Woodville. As we've heard, the Queen's brother has been overseeing Edward's education and training at Ludlow. That means book learning and the physical lessons in horsemanship and combat that are still part of any young nobleman's upbringing. But under his Uncle Anthony's supervision, Edward has also been engaged in a political apprenticeship designed to make him a king in waiting. Two years ago, he went from Ludlow down to Kent to join his father in reviewing the English naval fleet before it set off to support a recent border war against the Scots. He's been swiping left and right on foreign brides and is now formally betrothed to marry a daughter of the Duke of Brittany. And now, abruptly but definitively, the time has come for his apprenticeship to be upgraded into full cap kingship. So as Edward and Uncle Anthony travel south, they have plenty to think about. After the inevitable pageantry of the coronation, there'll be a wedding to organize, foreign policy decisions to be made, land grants to be dished out, a council to be formed. Edward is just about old enough to take some active role in all of this, though, of course, for the first five or six years, he's going to be leaning heavily on the grown ups around him for advice. That means Uncle Anthony, obviously, but also Some of the other stalwarts from the House of York and the Queen's Woodville family. Edward's older half brother, Sir Richard Grey, will be one of them. His dad's great pal, Lord Hastings, well, he'll be another. Then, of course, there are the big beasts. Richard, Duke of Gloucester, and Henry, Duke of Buckingham. Uncle Richard will definitely want a big say in the new government. And why not? Richard has recently done most of the heavy lifting in the Scottish War and he's been a loyal pillar of the royal family for as long as anyone can remember. In fact, they're due to meet Richard on their way down to London. A rendezvous has been fixed at the small town of Stoney Stratford so that the new king can travel the last stage of his journey to London with all his top nobles around him. First impressions count for a lot. After all, they want the Londoners and the wider political establishment to feel that despite the sudden circumstances of the old king's death, there's not going to be a sudden spiral back into chaos. On Tuesday 29 April, Anthony Woodville and Edward V arrive in Northamptonshire. Not far from the old Woodville family pile at Grafton Regis, they find an inn to lodge in for the night. Then they hear that that just a few miles away, Richard, Duke of Gloucester, is staying at Northampton. Although they'll all be meeting at the fixed spot tomorrow, Anthony decides it would be friendly to have a sort of pre meet with Richard, break bread, make sure they're all on the same page about all the big stuff. So he tells Edward V Kick back at the inn while he goes over to Northampton for a couple of pints and a bite to eat with the other side of the family. He takes Edward's half brother Richard Grey with him and they show up at Gloucester's lodging house in time for a good supper. It's a merry evening. One chronicler describes how Gloucester greets them with an especially cheerful and joyful countenance. And they have a very pleasant conversation. Once the plates have been cleared away, Woodville and Gray go back to their own digs. The high fives and bro hugs that send them on their way make it pretty clear things are going to be okay. So at dawn, everyone in the new king's tavern rolls out of bed and they hit the road to go to Stony Stratford and meet up with Richard. It's not too far. Riding at gentle pace, they can easily cover the distance in three hours. Anthony Woodville and Richard Gray go on ahead to make sure that everything is hunky. Dory for the King to follow. But as they're on the road, they see people ahead, a lot of people. It's an armed band coming towards them, and when they get near, they can see that these are troops wearing the Duke of Gloucester's badge. This wasn't part of the plan, and nor is part of the plan that when the confused Woodville and Gray draw up in front of the troops, Gloucester himself steps forward. All the smiles and the bonhomie of the night before has gone. He lets Woodville and Gray know that they're under arrest, and he orders them to be taken as prisoners to the north of England. Then, leaving Woodville and Gray very confused and very shocked, Gloucester and the Duke of Buckingham kick their horses and ride off up the road towards the man who's next on their list of targets, Edward V, the 12 year old king of England
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It's Sunday, May 4, and the streets of London are packed with intrigued rubbernecker out to see the new king ride into his capital. The mayor is in front, backed by the city's elected governors, known as aldermen. Behind them are around 500 citizens, all decked out in fancy robes. This is a welcome party for Edward V and there's the usual display of loyal genuflecting and cheers for the incoming regiment. So on the surface, it's all smiles, bunting and champagne corks but bubbling away beneath it all is a sense of popular bewilderment. It's escaped no one's attention that today, May 4 had been pencilled in as the day for Edward V to go to Westminster and have a crown put on his head. Which very much isn't what's going on. Sure, Edward V is certainly like here. The young man hasn't been seen a since he went to Ludlow, but he's pretty recognizable. Shoulder length auburn hair and a long, serious face. Today, Edward is dressed in blue velvet and he's riding beside his Uncle Richard, who's gone for the Goth look head to toe in black. So yes, Edward is in London, but in London is not the same as being crowned and getting down to business. And it's hard not to feel just a teensy bit jittery about these new developments and what they mean for the harmonious development of English politics. Word has now got around that the King's other uncle, Anthony Woodville, has been banged up in a huge castle up north at Sheriff Hutton in Yorkshire. Which is no laughing matter. One person who's definitely not seeing the funny side of all this is the new King's mum, Elizabeth Woodville. She's been around the Plantagenet block enough to know the sound of shit hitting a fan when she hears it. She's already reeling from the death of her husband. Now her brother is banged up in Yorkshire along with one of her grown up sons. And her son the King, appears to have been the victim of a high profile kidnapping. When Edward makes his entry into London, Elizabeth is having none of the phony cheers for his arrival under Richard's command. She knows this is the start of a major crisis. In fact, by the time Edward does arrive in London, Elizabeth has already fled the place she took cover last time things were looking this grisly. That's the sanctuary at Westminster Abbey. Remember her last visit? That's right. Last time she was here, her late husband, Edward iv had been run out of the kingdom by Warwick the Kingmaker, and Elizabeth was in fear of her liberty and perhaps even her life. Are things that bad this time? Well, the omens don't look great. And one thing Elizabeth has learned during her time in the spotlight is that it's better to be safe than sorry. Which also goes for the rest of her family. If your name is Woodville, the assumption has to be that you've got a target on your back. So when Elizabeth bangs on the big sanctuary door at Westminster, she brings in tow King Edward V's little Brother, nine year old Prince Richard of Shrewsbury. Various other Woodvilles also pile into the sanctuary. Fearing the worst, others bounce from England altogether. The Queen's youngest brother, Sir John Woodville, is at sea with a fleet of ships policing the Channel for pirates. When he hears about the weird goings on in London, he sails straight for Brittany and hunkers down there. So what, apart from the obvious, is giving the whole Woodville clan such bad vibes? Well, on May 8, it really starts to become clear that this is a coup. Gloucester tells everyone not to worry, there have been certain irregularities, the schedule has slipped, etc. But he promises there will definitely, absolutely 100% still be a coronation. And that is going to happen in about six weeks on June 22. In the meantime, however, Richard says he's going to take temporary command of the kingdom in the name of the young King. He'll be acting as Protector, aided by the Royal Council, and that tells you everything you need to know. Of course, you can make the case for Richard taking that job. He is, after all, the senior male relatives on the King's father's side, one of the most powerful landowners in the country, an experienced warrior and a guy who's built his reputation up until this point on being fiercely loyal to the Crown. If anyone is going to be leading the council, well, he's got to be in the conversation. But as one chronicler notes, this really isn't a first among equals sort of job. In fact, it sounds a lot like the council isn't going to be doing much other than rubber stamping Uncle Richard's unilateral decisions. The new Protector will have power to order and forbid in every matter, just like another king. 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The Wagon Train moves slowly through the streets of London, each cart groaning under the weight of its load. They're carrying weapons. Stacks and stacks of weapons. People watch the carts trundle past in trepidation, not because they fear the weapons are going to be used, but because they're being sold a blunt message by the new protector of England, Richard, Duke of Gloucester. All these weapons, it's been announced, were found being stockpiled by the Woodville family. Richard claims they were intended for use against him and by implication, against the Crown that he's appointed himself to protect. The other message that's been sent out from Richard's base in Crosby Place is that the Woodvilles have been grubbying their collective fingers, stealing from the royal treasury. All this adds up to a blackening of the Woodville's family name and, needless to say, the justification for Richard's decision to transfer all power and influence over the young King Edward V from them to him. Whether it's possible to convince the public that Richard has taken power in order to avert a much worse conspiracy remains to be seen. But what Richard has in his favor, for now at least, is a measure of backing from some of the realm's most powerful non Woodville nobles. Two in particular are important. When Richard snatched Edward V on the road, he was in cahoots with one of the other premier noblemen in England, Henry, Duke of Buckingham. Buckingham is a guy with a famous name and royal blood in his veins, being descended on both his parents sides from Edward iii. So his opinion carries some decent weight. Also backing Richard's cause is the old King Edward IV's erstwhile best pal, Lord Hastings. Hastings is a Yorkist die hard who is knighted on the battlefield at Towton and has spent the 20 odd years since then being nothing but a true and trusted consigliere of the royal family. He's a well liked guy and his support is critical to Richard. The reason he's backed Richard is probably because he was always in favour of of setting up a protectorate to govern the country until the King was formally an adult, rather than crowning him immediately. In other words, Hastings thinks Richard is politically in the right and that implies a degree of suspicion of the Woodvilles. One of the main political arguments for delaying the King's coronation would be to protect him from being unduly influenced by a faction around him who might use their relation to the King to persuade him to enrich them even further than they've already been enriched. Hastings is reasoning that the Woodvilles got more than their fair share of land and titles under Edward iv and that it's time to rein that in for a bit. So Richard grabbing the protectorship is the lesser of two evils. In any case, Hastings actively throws his support behind the new setup. He goes around telling people that nothing whatever had been done except the transferring of the government of the kingdom from 2 of the queen's blood to 2 more powerful of the King's. That's Richard and Buckingham, causing as much blood to be shed as would be produced by a cut finger. And maybe that's true, but it's only true for the time being. And it's hard to see how the situation that Richard has created by elbowing the Woodvilles aside and nabbing the protectorship can really be considered to be stable. Because for all Hastings sunny optimism, everything that Richard is doing is happening against a ticking clock. Since he became protector on May 8, the next big date has been flashing in the diary. On June 22, King Edward V is going to be crowned. That'll mean bringing him out of the Tower of London and then transferring all the power that Richard has so recently appropriated back into the 12 year old's hands. When that happens. How do things look for Richard? Young King Edward actually happens to rather like his Uncle Anthony and his mum and all his mum's family who are now either in jail or hiding out in sanctuary. It's not awfully hard to imagine him being a little bit fed up with Richard, as well as Buckingham and Hastings for treating his Woodville relatives like criminals. And since Edward will then be a crowned king, he'll have every right and every means to take revenge. So as May ticks into June, it becomes increasingly clear that Richard has created a very nasty problem for himself and all his allies. How can they get a crown on the king's head without risking having their own heads lopped off? It's a snorter of a question. And the more Richard thinks about it, the more he realizes that there's probably just one awful answer. To find out what that is. Join us next time on THIS IS history. Well, there he finally is, stepping into the season's center stage. The most infamous Richard in arguably all of world history. But before we get to his legacy, let's not forget about his brother, Edward. Royal favourites. What do you think Edward IV's legacy was?
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Season 10, Episode 9: "Kidnap"
Host: Dan Jones
Original Release: July 21, 2026
In “Kidnap,” Dan Jones brings listeners to the turbulent final days of Edward IV’s reign and the political intrigue that erupts after his untimely death. The episode traces how the king’s sudden demise throws Plantagenet England into chaos, setting the stage for one of the darkest and most operatic betrayal sequences in English royal history. The main focus is the dramatic seizure of power by Richard, Duke of Gloucester (future Richard III), his arrest of rivals, and his kidnapping of the young Edward V—events that shatter any hope for a peaceful Yorkist succession and spiral toward the dynasty’s end.
Edward’s Lifestyle and Health:
Parallels with "The Glutton":
The Young King:
Trip Toward London:
Dramatic Betrayal Initiates a Coup:
Unfolding Reaction in London:
Richard Seizes Power:
Blackening the Woodvilles:
The Political Dilemma:
On Edward IV’s Excess:
Dan Jones [03:00]:
“There’s hardly anyone with a pair of knickers and a pulse who hasn’t been up to the royal bedchamber for a game of Naked Twister at some time or another.”
On Queen Elizabeth’s Realization:
Dan Jones [19:45]:
“She’s been around the Plantagenet block enough to know the sound of shit hitting a fan when she hears it.”
On Richard’s Power Grab:
Dan Jones [21:23]:
“The new Protector will have power to order and forbid in every matter, just like another king.”
On the Climate of Suspicion:
Dan Jones [25:02]:
“Hastings goes around telling people that nothing whatever had been done except the transferring of the government of the kingdom from two of the queen's blood to two more powerful of the king's... causing as much blood to be shed as would be produced by a cut finger.”
The episode is told in Dan Jones’s trademark irreverent but crystal-clear style, mixing sharp contemporary analogies and dark humor with dramatic retellings. The tone captures both the pageantry and moral chaos of late Plantagenet England—a world temporarily stabilized by a pleasure-seeking king, only to unravel spectacularly through personal excess, lightning-fast betrayal, and Machiavellian ambition. For listeners new and old, “Kidnap” delivers a riveting account of how the seeds of one dynasty’s fall are sown in equal parts indulgence, family discord, and raw power politics.