Transcript
A (0:00)
What's the most embarrassing accident that you've ever experienced? Basically I'm asking, when have you wet yourself?
B (0:08)
When was the last time I wet myself?
A (0:11)
My theory is that the world splits into two types of people. Those that routinely shit themselves and those that don't.
C (0:17)
Oh.
A (0:18)
Some people think it's completely standard to shit themselves. I'm not one of them personally, but I tell you who is.
B (0:24)
Your ex boyfriend?
A (0:24)
Yes. Do you know your friend and mine? Yeah.
B (0:27)
Well, just to protect the non innocent, he texted me the other day. He just shit himself in Uniqlo.
A (0:33)
Shut up. He's still doing it. He's still doing it?
B (0:36)
Yeah. He's still shitting himself in public and he's getting towards the point where shitting himself in public is going to be like just normal because he's old.
A (0:45)
That is just so undignified on multiple levels.
B (0:47)
Well, what do you want it to be? Fucking Harrods.
A (0:49)
Just not in a shop. Why is he shitting himself? Was he hungover? What?
B (0:54)
I didn't. You know what? It's happened so often I didn't ask for details.
A (0:57)
Well, this is. I'm so glad I opened this rich stream of conversation.
B (1:02)
You opened a rich stream? All right. Should we do the show?
A (1:05)
Yes, let's do the show.
D (1:11)
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