Best Of Eps 56-60

Summary

Podcast Summary: "This Is Important" – Best Of Episodes 56-60

Release Date: February 18, 2025
Host: iHeartPodcasts (Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck)

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1. YouTube Content and the Quest for Authenticity

Discussion Highlights: The hosts delved into the pervasive trend among YouTube creators to use similar introductory phrases, questioning the authenticity behind these repetitive openings. They explored how the platform’s metrics—like views and likes—have shifted the nature of fame, making it more quantifiable yet superficial.

Notable Quotes:

• Anders Holm [03:14]: "It's so weird. There's a universal YouTube call sign when you start."
• Kyle Newacheck [05:55]: "You have that jock counter up top. I wish that's what the like button was called. Jock counter."

2. Analyzing Lil Nas X's Bold Performance

Discussion Highlights: The group analyzed Lil Nas X's provocative performance at the BET Awards, highlighting its boldness and the mixed reactions it elicited. They humorously critiqued the overt sexuality displayed on stage and its impact on the audience.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine [07:01]: "He butt fucked a ton of dudes on stage, right?"
• Anders Holm [07:22]: "He was in a little booty short... It was too hot to handle, man."

3. Recycled Narratives in Cinema

Discussion Highlights: The hosts engaged in a spirited debate about the recurrence of similar storylines in movies, referencing films like "The Transporter," "Cast Away," "The Sopranos," and "Ready Player One." They playfully argued that most modern stories are iterations of classic tales like Homer's Odyssey.

Notable Quotes:

• Kyle Newacheck [10:20]: "The Transporter, Space Jam, Ready Player One, Sopranos."
• Anders Holm [10:14]: "These are all Aesop's Fables."

4. The Evolution of Consumerism and Advertising

Discussion Highlights: Reflecting on the transformation of advertising, the hosts lamented how the internet, initially a platform to escape commercials, has become inundated with subtle and pervasive advertisements. They cited examples from their own shows, like the integration of product placements in "Workaholics."

Notable Quotes:

• Blake Anderson [20:44]: "We're all just walking commercials now."
• Adam Devine [21:28]: "Red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull was counterculture."

5. Personal Stories: Navigating Weddings, Health, and COVID-19

Discussion Highlights: Adam shared his personal journey preparing for his wedding amidst health challenges, including contracting COVID-19. The conversation touched on themes of resilience, family support, and the stresses of balancing personal life with professional commitments.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine [70:08]: "I'm living a nightmare. So I think it was that and then it just fucking hit me."
• Anders Holm [75:53]: "He's the friend that they can't be themselves around."

6. Age, Health, and Lifestyle Choices

Discussion Highlights: The hosts discussed the implications of aging, particularly approaching their late 30s. Topics included the use of sleep aids like ZzzQuil, caffeine consumption, and the humorous yet honest portrayal of their health habits. They also touched on the societal perceptions of age and the pressures to maintain youthful lifestyles.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine [83:48]: "I drink a lot of coffee in the morning... and then I take my lean."
• Blake Anderson [84:25]: "ZzzQuil is where you're asking your liver to work overtime."

7. Language and Social Sensitivity: Homeless vs. Unhoused

Discussion Highlights: A significant portion of the episode was dedicated to dissecting the shift from using "homeless" to "unhoused," exploring the connotations and societal implications of each term. They debated the efficacy of rebranding language to foster better understanding and empathy.

Notable Quotes:

• Kyle Newacheck [111:59]: "Yeah, that is the."
• Blake Anderson [112:28]: "Home is where you hang your hat. You know what I mean?"

8. Internal Jokes and Lighthearted Banter

Discussion Highlights: Interspersed throughout the episode were the hosts' signature internal jokes and playful antics, including playful ribbing about each other's habits, fictional scenarios, and exaggerated storytelling. This segment showcased their chemistry and camaraderie, providing entertainment through shared humor.

Notable Quotes:

• Kyle Newacheck [140:17]: "Oh, yeah. He's into it."
• Anders Holm [142:17]: "You're an aruguloid."

9. Encounters with Celebrities and On-Set Stories

Discussion Highlights: The hosts recounted their experiences meeting celebrities like Robert De Niro and working on various film sets. They shared amusing anecdotes about interactions behind the scenes, highlighting the contrast between their public personas and private interactions.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine [120:29]: "I saw Robert De Niro backstage... he just stared and looked at me."
• Anders Holm [133:38]: "We were dressed as a cult, and when the person came in..."

10. Closing Remarks: Celebrations and Reflections

Discussion Highlights: As the episode concluded, the hosts celebrated Adam's birthday, reflected on their shared history, and expressed gratitude for their ongoing friendship and collaboration. They humorously acknowledged the challenges of balancing personal lives with their commitment to the podcast.

Notable Quotes:

• Blake Anderson [149:08]: "We just want to stop at Volcano Beaver."
• Adam Devine [149:22]: "We love making content together because we love it with you guys."

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Conclusion: Episodes 56-60 of "This Is Important" encapsulate the dynamic interplay between humor, personal anecdotes, and insightful commentary on contemporary media and societal issues. Through their engaging dialogues and infectious camaraderie, Adam, Anders, Blake, and Kyle offer listeners both laughter and thoughtful reflections on the navigating of fame, friendship, and the complexities of modern life.

Transcript

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Unknown]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yo.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yo. Right? Hello, nation.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Oh, now I remember what the podcast is. I feel like I'm not clicked in until the popo's out, and then I'm like, oh, right, this is us.

[Adam Devine]

And then this is what we do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome back, TII Nation, and thank you.

[Adam Devine]

For the Wampum Gangnam Style.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Wampum. What's up, guys?

[Adam Devine]

What's up, Anders?

[Blake Anderson]

Hi, Anders.

[Anders Holm]

Hey.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, Kyle.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, what's up, Adam? How you doing?

[Adam Devine]

Not much. I'm doing good.

[Anders Holm]

Cool.

[Adam Devine]

How are you, Blake?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm doing great. Hi.

[Anders Holm]

How are you?

[Adam Devine]

How are you?

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Blake. How's it going, dude? Love your smile.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, guys. Hey, what's up, youtubers? How are ya?

[Anders Holm]

Smash the. Subscribe.

[Adam Devine]

Like, and subscribe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Smash it.

[Blake Anderson]

Ring that bell.

[Anders Holm]

Do you guys watch anything on YouTube where people are hosting it and I don't? For whatever reason, they all think they need to open up the episode or whatever you call it with the same, like, what's up, fam? Like, it's the same shit. Everyone's just doing the same thing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

TII nation, right?

[Anders Holm]

It's so weird.

[Adam Devine]

We always open up with, like, oh.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying one dude opens up the same. I'm saying many different people start their YouTube whatevers the exact same way.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're saying There's a universal YouTube call sign when you start.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

It's fucking weird.

[Blake Anderson]

There's an art of the vlog.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What is it? Let's start doing it.

[Anders Holm]

It's like, hey, what's up, world? Or like, what's up, guys? And you're just like, no, no, no, no. But it's the same cadence. There's a weird. There's a weird cadence to these YouTube hosts who are like, we're back again, y'all. I'm gonna show you guys these new nails I bought. These are for wood. These are for drywall.

[Adam Devine]

Do your kids any. And this goes for any, y'all. Maybe not Kyle, because I don't think his child is deep into the YouTube game quite yet.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, he's not.

[Adam Devine]

But do your kids, Ders or Blake, want to be youtubers when they grow up?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think the children are, like, super more aware of, like. Like, just, like, being famous. I know. Like, that's always been a thing, but, like, I don't know. I kind of always grew up just wanting to, like, be in comedy and not so much caring about, like, the fame of it all, but it seems like that influencing and YouTube makes it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I feel like as a little kid, I didn't even think of, like, being an actor. I just thought, like, yeah, movies are a thing that we watch together as a family. But, like, I want to be a.

[Anders Holm]

Baseball player, a dancer.

[Adam Devine]

I just want to be a dancer.

[Anders Holm]

Discovered at a wedding as a dancer.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you say you wanted to be a baseball Player.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. When I was, like, real young and then like 12, I was like, oh, I can't, you know, play baseball. I'm in a wheelchair.

[Blake Anderson]

So, yeah, it's impossible.

[Anders Holm]

And everyone was like, didn't you want to play baseball? And you're like, I was joking. I tell jokes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was a fucking joke, man.

[Anders Holm]

I'm a jokester.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love jokes. Hell yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But it's weird. Kids. Kids, like, love YouTube now.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, are you saying that these kids are just wanting to skip the craft and go straight to the fame? Is that what's happening on YouTube right now?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I think it. I think it directly is a. Is like a trickle down from, like, you can see how many people view stuff. You can see. See how many people like stuff. Like, it's very monetized in that way. Like, before, you would just throw it into the dark. You could kind of guess how many people were on your jock. But now you know if you're famous or not because the number know how.

[Anders Holm]

Many people are on your jock.

[Adam Devine]

Right, Exactly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You have that jock counter up top.

[Adam Devine]

That tells you, right? I wish that's what the like button was called. Jock counter.

[Anders Holm]

I know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Jump on my job.

[Anders Holm]

How many jocks do you have?

[Blake Anderson]

Smash that jock button.

[Adam Devine]

How many guys are on your jaw?

[Anders Holm]

Smash that jock button.

[Blake Anderson]

Smash my jog.

[Anders Holm]

Let's go. Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

You got any more?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You got another one? Okay, that other one was Lil Nas x at the BMAs, though.

[Anders Holm]

So good.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. Can we talk about how he gave.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Out a battle cry of a let's go. And it just got me juiced, man.

[Anders Holm]

I bet the rest got you juice too.

[Adam Devine]

Let's hear it again. Let's hear it.

[Anders Holm]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you can feel it. You can feel he hit it with a Z. Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

That's great.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He wanted to go.

[Anders Holm]

He fucking killed.

[Blake Anderson]

Nah, he tweaking, though. He tweaked.

[Anders Holm]

He. He's. He killed it at the BET Awards. And then just when you think he can't outdo himself, he outdid himself.

[Adam Devine]

Well, he butt fucked a ton of dudes on. On stage, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did he?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he was just in like a. A little. Little pit of men. It was very sexual.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he was in a little booty short. I watched her for. I watched her for like 30 seconds. And then.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then you had to finish.

[Anders Holm]

I gotta go to the bathroom.

[Adam Devine]

I couldn't watch before jerking off, dude. It was too hot to handle, man.

[Anders Holm]

It was hot. There were guys, like, rubbing their dicks and I Was like, are we. Can we do that now?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What's the deal?

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, I didn't see this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you mean? How are they rubbing it? Can you show. Can you show us? Since this is a video pod?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I don't know if I can. That's what I'm like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it like a.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it like, show us right now as friends?

[Anders Holm]

No, it was like a sexual.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, you have to watch the video. It's like, I watch. I. Like, I literally turned it on and I just saw a man bent over and him grabbing a dude by the waist and butt him. And I'm like, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, he rocks.

[Anders Holm]

It was great.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, they're not actually butt. It's obviously a pantomime of us.

[Adam Devine]

It's a pantomime.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's pantomime.

[Adam Devine]

So yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's the difference between us. And we could start at their penis. Dude, things have gotten advanced.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Things have gotten advanced.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like the way it's going.

[Adam Devine]

Things have gotten real sexual. I'm sure you can go sore down a mountain.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's super dangerous, too. That's one of the scariest things. Like, I always remember hearing about, like, people in San Francisco, like, bike messengers and all that. Like, when you're bombing those hills, if you hit someone, you straight up, like, you die. You kill them. You're like a missile.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You're a human missile.

[Blake Anderson]

What's that movie with Joseph Gordon Levitt where he's like, a bike messenger?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, damn. What was that movie?

[Anders Holm]

It's so good.

[Blake Anderson]

It's called, like, the Delivery Boy or something like that. What is it?

[Anders Holm]

The Messenger.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the Messenger.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's good.

[Adam Devine]

The Delivery Boy. I like that. He's just out there aggressively delivering sandwiches.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's about Jimmy John.

[Blake Anderson]

I just remember the shots from the trailer were like, whoa, what the fuck? This is the most epic shit.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Freaky fast.

[Anders Holm]

He skid, slides underneath that truck.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, you have to drop down and slide under a truck.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, has anyone here actually seen it?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No way.

[Anders Holm]

I've seen it. It's good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. All right.

[Unknown]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

So what's the premise? He delivers packages. His thing is he's just a wild man in those streets.

[Anders Holm]

He gets a package he's not supposed to have or something like that. And then Michael Shannon is, like, after him, and he doesn't have a bike, so he's. He's stuck running.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Get back here. Isn't that the same exact premise of the transporter?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, and it's probably the same premise as Homer and the Odyssey.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Anders.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's take it back to Oedipus.

[Anders Holm]

Look, all these stories are recycled.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's four stories, guys. There's four stories.

[Anders Holm]

This is Adam and Eve. Not Adam and Eve. These are me. When I tell you.

[Blake Anderson]

These are all Aesop's Fables.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Thank you, God. These are all Hans Christian Andersen's Tinder Box. Okay?

[Blake Anderson]

Charles Dickens wrote four stories.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, Queen, absolutely. There's four stories in this world. The Transporter, the Messenger. The Transporter, Space Jam, New Legacy, Castaway.

[Adam Devine]

And Ready, Player One, and Sopranos.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, forget about it.

[Adam Devine]

And the Many Saints of Newark.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Forget about it.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, Gobble, ghoul.

[Anders Holm]

Since none of us are east, coasters were west coast and Midwestern.

[Adam Devine]

Midwesterners.

[Anders Holm]

Newark. For this first time, you thought somebody was being weird and, like, mispronouncing New York, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, 100% totally, dude. Newark.

[Adam Devine]

When they say what?

[Anders Holm]

Newark.

[Blake Anderson]

Newark.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Newark. Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Like, when people like, I flew into Newark, I was like, yeah, okay.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, buddy, just slow it down. You could say New York. You don't need to smash the words together.

[Blake Anderson]

That was like when Ninja Turtles came out and it was set in New York.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

But then when Throw Mama from the Train came out, and it was Newark.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, Kyle, preach.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, what is going on here? I know New York because that's Turtles. Throw Mama from the Train.

[Anders Holm]

Is that a good movie? Is that. And that is based on the Odyssey.

[Blake Anderson]

Throw Mama from the Train. Yeah, that's a. That's an iteration of the messenger.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Throw Mama from the Train. Weirdly, I remember watching with Kyle, like, at your party or something. Why did we.

[Anders Holm]

Well, Kyle famously punched his mom, so I think this might have been his favorite movie.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's like, I gotta see this.

[Adam Devine]

Famously punched his mom throwing her from a train.

[Anders Holm]

Is he.

[Adam Devine]

During that time of Kyle's life, he was just watching that movie over and over.

[Anders Holm]

I wish this were real, Mom.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

I wish the title of this movie was real.

[Anders Holm]

I wish it was. Don't tell the babysitter. Mom's dad.

[Blake Anderson]

Kai, stop. I love my mother. I love her. Come on. We went. It was a tough, you know, whatever. She had three boys in the house. We had to. We were crazy.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry, Mom.

[Adam Devine]

It was a tough 18 years.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you k. Yeah, we were crazy. Let's go. Hello.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hello.

[Anders Holm]

Hi, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

My boys.

[Blake Anderson]

Music, your voices.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. All right.

[Anders Holm]

It's good to see my guys, Kyle, Blake, and Adam in the building.

[Kyle Newacheck]

TII Nation hit Him with the freestyle, brother.

[Adam Devine]

Hit him with the freestyle. And I packed some Mike to Dirt.

[Anders Holm]

1, 2, 3, 4. And.

[Adam Devine]

Durs has the mic now, but.

[Anders Holm]

Then I pass it to Kyle.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yo, they call me Slim Shady.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He'S chunking.

[Anders Holm]

My man is chunking, so I'm gonna pass the mic to Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Going to Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Blake has the mic now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What up, TI Cypher? We're in the building, okay?

[Anders Holm]

This is dope, TI Cypher. We're in the building.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a B. It's the big chunk. It's the big chunk. Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

I ain't punking. I ain't funking, but I'm chunking.

[Anders Holm]

Welcome to the function.

[Blake Anderson]

Trying to function.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So who has the mic? Does Blake have the mic? Have you passed the mic? Adam has the mic, and I pass.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The mic to Adam.

[Anders Holm]

You got it.

[Adam Devine]

I don't want the mic. I dropped the mic. I actually lost the mic. I no longer. I can't find the microphone. Yeah, yeah. On that pass, there was a mishap.

[Anders Holm]

Mic drop.

[Adam Devine]

The mic was dropped, and now we don't know where the mic is, and we have to stop rapping.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, so cut the music. You drop the mic, which is different than a mic drop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. No, it was an accident. It was a fumble. We fumbled the mic. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This wasn't. This wasn't your. Your typical mic drop. It was a mic fumble. And that's our bad.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Our collective bad.

[Adam Devine]

And that's our bad. And sorry about that, but. But it was. It was about to be such hot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, man.

[Adam Devine]

I could feel the vibe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, we were warming up. I had bars on deck.

[Adam Devine]

We were all feeling it.

[Blake Anderson]

Why didn't you hit us with your bars?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, what happened with that?

[Adam Devine]

Well, see, I was about to. I was about to hit you guys with the bars, but then when Blake tried to pass the mic, there was a fumble. There was a mishap.

[Blake Anderson]

But you have a mic currently. You currently are talking into a mic. This is all bs. No, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

We're talking about the. The hip hop. The proverbial mic that we were passing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We were just warming up, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we were just warming up, and it was gonna be.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it was electric. If I wasn't chunking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, fuck.

[Adam Devine]

Pizza, Pizza. Pizza, Pizza.

[Anders Holm]

Pizza.

[Adam Devine]

Pizza, pizza, pizza. New content. Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Bring the energy.

[Adam Devine]

TII happen to me again. Someone said, I like your content.

[Blake Anderson]

Ooh, that's a good compliment.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. At the hotel bar, someone said, hey, I really like your content. I think I hate it. I think I Hate that.

[Anders Holm]

How old is this person?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they're young. They were young. I mean, they're in their 20s for sure, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's fucking nuts, though. They said, like, blanketly not. I like you as this. I like your.

[Adam Devine]

It's weird. It's weird because.

[Anders Holm]

Did you hit them?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, I pinched them where that. No one could see the bruises.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Good call.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta hit it on the ears.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The little muffin top.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I pitch them on the top of their skull.

[Anders Holm]

Good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

As you were trained, weirdly.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of skin there.

[Blake Anderson]

Like one of them dogs. One of them dogs with the rumply skins.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh.

[Anders Holm]

Or Shar Peg Knight.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Anders Holm]

Hot. Hot dog neck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, I love a good hot dog neck.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God, I hope to God. Is that. Can you be a skinny guy and have hot dog neck? Yeah, you can. You can fuck.

[Blake Anderson]

Is hot dog neck like where you stretch. You just stretch it? You just.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, back of the neck.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, it's the back of the head where you're.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, where you get the rolls.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it just pulls up on top of itself.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's.

[Adam Devine]

That's like. Maybe. Maybe my biggest fear of my entire.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Life really is hot dog neck.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, that's a point of pride.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. If you've got the hot dog neck, then you can start wearing the shades on the back of your head. And it's just a whole ass look, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it looks. It looks like lips back there. You can put some lipstick on it.

[Anders Holm]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I kind of. I'm feeling back here. Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm feeling it. And I think underneath my hair I might have some hot dog neck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You have hot dog neck?

[Blake Anderson]

I think I might have early hot dog neck. Early stages.

[Adam Devine]

No, I don't. I'm not buying it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You got early on hot dog neck.

[Adam Devine]

Early onset.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you got some little smokies back there.

[Anders Holm]

The cause of hot dog.

[Blake Anderson]

It could be underneath his hair. Could be there. That'd be cool. Happy birthday, Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Happy birthday to you.

[Adam Devine]

We don't need.

[Anders Holm]

We don't want to pay for that. What are you doing? We don't want to pay for that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we don't want to.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, dick remix.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think the birthday song is public domain. You can.

[Anders Holm]

No, no. Someone bought it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, really?

[Anders Holm]

Someone rebought it.

[Adam Devine]

Someone owns the birthday song.

[Blake Anderson]

Bezos Musk, who bought it?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Bezos. Chad Bezos.

[Adam Devine]

You know, my favorite. What I think we should start and what I've been doing for the past. Like, I want to Say, like, five or six years. You just sing the end. The whole song sucks. Like, it's too long of a song.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's true.

[Anders Holm]

So you just go to.

[Adam Devine]

You just say happy birthday to you. Just do that. You do that 50 times.

[Anders Holm]

That just cost us a hundred thousand dollars. I don't like that.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, I don't like that, Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like it. Adam.

[Anders Holm]

You don't like that?

[Blake Anderson]

No, I would never do that for you.

[Anders Holm]

You want to see what I got you?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, fitness. Oh, what is that? Sporty and rich. I love it.

[Anders Holm]

It's coming at you, pal. It came to my house.

[Adam Devine]

Durs got me a hat that says fitness on it. He knows I'm a chubby fitness king, and I appreciate that. Thank you, buddy.

[Anders Holm]

Active chunkaroo.

[Adam Devine]

I'm an active chunk.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That is huge.

[Adam Devine]

They call me active chunk.

[Anders Holm]

Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Adam, is this something that used to happen when we lived together? Like, you would have your birthday, and you're the oldest out of. Out of me. You and Blake. Right. And you told me that, like, the birthday owl comes and visits you in the evening and gives you wisdom. Only on your birthday did you get any wisdom. Is that the thing, bro? Am I, like. Am I making.

[Adam Devine]

I might have said. I might have made that up. Yeah. I feel like I was smoking a lot of weed.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like it was, like, a really bad. Yeah, really bad, like, fucking recurring joke that we just went with.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Every. Like, once a year.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Once a year, the birthday owl comes and gives me and gives me wisdom.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. And then you could. That was the bit. You couldn't tell me what the wisdom was because I hadn't turned the age yet. So it was.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're not old enough. You weren't old enough.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Along with age comes wisdom.

[Adam Devine]

Along with age comes wisdom.

[Blake Anderson]

It was cool.

[Anders Holm]

Such a big brother move. Hey, sorry. Can't tell you. You're not old enough yet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, and I never had a big brother, so, like, you know, that was cool for me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Adam is your brother?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I guess I kind of am your big brother. Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I guess, kind of.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you are, big bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's huge.

[Anders Holm]

My big brother was not my brother.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I am. I'm the oldest out of the three of us, because Blake, Kyle, and myself, we are the exact same edge. We graduated high school the same year, and then Ders is the oldest person that we know, and so it's cool to get wisdom. It's cool to have your grandfather with you.

[Anders Holm]

An Elder statesman.

[Adam Devine]

An elder statesman just to ask, like, what it was like in the old timey times and stuff.

[Anders Holm]

The grandpa before I just busted nuts of dust.

[Blake Anderson]

Lordy, lordy. Getting close to 40, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. 38.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you are. Oh, man.

[Anders Holm]

Damn near 40.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn near 40. Holy moly wowy. Wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've been thinking about this a lot lately, though.

[Adam Devine]

Like, you have?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was, like a thing when we were coming up. Like, selling out was goofy. Like, you didn't give up your art to brands, because then what would happen is what we live in today, where literally every single thing we see is a commercial. We're all just walking commercials now. You tag your shit.

[Adam Devine]

Brought to you by Tushy. This podcast is brought to you by Manscaped.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, exactly.

[Anders Holm]

This friendship is brought to you by Liquid iv. Their best buds. We promise friendship.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I was like. I mean, I feel like the Internet started because we were all so sick of watching commercials in between TV shows. And now, literally, the Internet is just commercials without you even knowing they're commercials.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude, I was thinking about this today too. Cause I was watching Norm's. Norm has a show on Netflix, and he's always like, you want a red bull?

[Adam Devine]

Norm MacDonald Rip didn't give him flowers, but he was.

[Blake Anderson]

He was giving out Red Bulls. He's like, you want something from the drink thing? He's giving out Red Bulls, and people are drinking Red Bulls on the screen. I'm like, yeah, product placement.

[Adam Devine]

Perfect.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect. Then I thought back to, like. I'm pretty sure our opening shot of Workaholics because of the relationship that Viacom had with Red Bull is a floating Red Bull bowl in the pool. Like, it is an endor. Like, a commercial is our first show.

[Anders Holm]

That was on purpose.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But yes, Red Bull was punk rock back then. Red Bull was counterculture.

[Anders Holm]

I don't think that was on purpose, was it?

[Blake Anderson]

That was 1,000% on purpose because they had a deal with Viacom. And I was like, I got the shot.

[Anders Holm]

Then I wouldn't have done the show.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm out. I'm a monster guy.

[Blake Anderson]

I put it in there.

[Adam Devine]

Then I walk.

[Blake Anderson]

I put it in there.

[Anders Holm]

Sell out.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, Kyle. Now I pass on the show, and I want you to digitally erase me from the show.

[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Adam Devine]

So good.

[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

How come none of us have been on Sesame street or the Muppet Show?

[Adam Devine]

I think we might be a little dirty for. For their style.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. They don't. They got Oscar the Grouch. They don't need another dirty dumpster diver.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, that's where I'd want to go. I'd want to do a cameo.

[Adam Devine]

Dirty dog.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let me get in this scene with Grover.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's hang with the Grouch.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm trying to kick it with my homies, Burton Ernie. Are they gay together? I'll never tell.

[Anders Holm]

I thought that they said they were. Didn't they just announce that somebody's gay?

[Blake Anderson]

I think so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They did.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. But when I'm there with them, like, am I. Am I fucking all of them? Them?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I don't. Are you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

They go back into the closet because of Adam, right?

[Adam Devine]

Hey, I don't know. I. I'll never tell. I'll never tell.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's the friend that they can't be themselves around.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love that they're like, oh, hey, Adam. Yeah. No, man. We love watching football with you, dude. It's freaking cool. Not that gay people can't watch football.

[Blake Anderson]

Go, Huskers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just, like, just don't judge us.

[Blake Anderson]

We could do, like, a cool curse word section with Oscar the Grouch.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, That's. I feel like that's our thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that would be. We'd get on. There is like.

[Adam Devine]

Of, like. What's the naughty words?

[Anders Holm]

Fuck you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's the count.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't say fuck. Go fuck yourself.

[Adam Devine]

Waka waka, waka.

[Anders Holm]

Snuffleupagus. Does Snuffleupicus talk?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, he had a real weird voice. I feel like he was kind of like, really?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, he was hella sad. I don't think I liked him. I was like, this guy's a loser.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

His eyelashes were weird.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, he was, like, depressing.

[Blake Anderson]

We were on strike.

[Anders Holm]

We went on strike. We.

[Adam Devine]

We basically were on str.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

For a week.

[Anders Holm]

And, Adam, thank you for coming to our terms.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, we do appreciate it.

[Anders Holm]

Thanks for being flexible.

[Adam Devine]

We were negotiated against me.

[Anders Holm]

Somehow, I think both of us left the table a little angry, which means both of us are happy. So it's a good thing.

[Adam Devine]

That is absolutely right.

[Blake Anderson]

I think we found the middle. Thanks. Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We really did.

[Blake Anderson]

What else? Anything else happened? Anything at all?

[Anders Holm]

So, you guys at home? I'm only gonna be here for seven more minutes.

[Blake Anderson]

Contractually, it's in the contract.

[Anders Holm]

That's. Contractually. That's the deal.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's part of the deal that you guys came away with.

[Anders Holm]

Mm.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okie dokie.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it's meal breaks. We now get. We now get meal breaks on the pod.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, thank God.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I feel like we've been snacking on the pod.

[Anders Holm]

Is this a meal break?

[Blake Anderson]

There's got a payday right there. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, shit. Yeah, he does.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, payday. Damn. That's the biggest payday I've ever seen.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, this is almost. This is almost as big as.

[Adam Devine]

It's a king size. That's about the size of my. What's that?

[Anders Holm]

Who's that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hold up.

[Anders Holm]

Who are. Now who's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, do you. You like paydays? Was that a choice, or was that a gift?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, choice, obviously.

[Blake Anderson]

Nice.

[Adam Devine]

Ders likes paydays.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Choice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know. I feel like paydays is down the rung on the candy bar hierarchy.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it for sure is, but I could see Ders. Ders is looking for an experience. When he goes in that candy aisle.

[Anders Holm]

He's looking.

[Adam Devine]

He's looking for something special. He's not going tried and true. He wants that.

[Anders Holm]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

He wants that weird off offshoot where he's eating this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, he wants a lot of nuts.

[Anders Holm]

Because, look, we get Snickers all the time. We get Twix all the time.

[Adam Devine]

See here? I knew there. I knew there's a backstory, and sometimes.

[Anders Holm]

You got to shake it up. And when's the last time you had a payday, bro?

[Blake Anderson]

All the time. Every time I go to Home Depot. What?

[Adam Devine]

Wait, what you do you true. Why is payday a specific Home depot treat?

[Blake Anderson]

I love getting paydays, bro. I love paydays.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I need to know your Home Depot.

[Anders Holm]

Experience, because it does taste like sawdust a little bit.

[Adam Devine]

I just fired by the sawdust taste in there.

[Anders Holm]

It is kind of just like a thing of glue with sawdust wrapped around it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I got no gripe with your choice, bro. My. My gripe is with your choice of size. That's too much Payday in one. In one sitting.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a lot of payday. Yeah, that's like a shack dick of a payday.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a lot. That's. That's a little greedy.

[Anders Holm]

You know me, guys.

[Adam Devine]

I. Ders. Ders is gonna want maybe a little leftover payday. Yeah, he's gonna want a tomorrow payday.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, gross, dude.

[Adam Devine]

He's gonna fold it in half. All Perfect. Like payday for tomorrow.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You can't save a payday.

[Anders Holm]

You put a little coin in your purse. That's what. That's what I call it.

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean you can't save?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a savings bar.

[Adam Devine]

It's the most you can save. I bet that thing will look like a payday 2,000 years from now.

[Anders Holm]

You put it on layaway.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, are paydays covered in chocolate or are they just like. That's glued together with, like, nougat or something?

[Anders Holm]

Blake Anderson has entered the chat. Get him. Thank you, God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's life.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, have we ever told the story about what happened on our hidden camera show, Satan? Remember?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, we had a hidden camera show. How crazy is that?

[Anders Holm]

We.

[Adam Devine]

We were the impractical jokers before the impractical jokers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you. Can we start some beef with the impractical joker?

[Adam Devine]

I'm Sal. I'm so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I want to be Sal.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. Hell, yeah. You're Sal.

[Adam Devine]

I'm Sal. Sorry.

[Anders Holm]

I want to be the other one.

[Blake Anderson]

They rock, by the way. Impractical jokers rock. But let's get to the story.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, we've partied with them at Comic Con. They freaking rock. They know how to dance, too.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Them hips don't lie.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okie dokie.

[Adam Devine]

We those guys. We those guys.

[Anders Holm]

So we did a hidden camera show in Las Vegas, and we, like, had one scenario where we dressed up as people in a cult and we ordered a pizza, and the whole thing was, like, deliveries. And you would come into the house, there's cameras everywhere, and you'd come into, like, a crazy situation. And we were. The crazy situation.

[Adam Devine]

We're in Las Vegas.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, yes, yes. In BF Las Vegas. Not on the Strip. We were, like, on the outer skirts of Las Vegas.

[Adam Devine]

Like, we actually shot the. That show in the house. The house that. From Casino that De Niro lived in.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Small world.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. A lot of cum on those carpets.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It was covered in jizz. Very crusty.

[Anders Holm]

We were dressed as a cult, and when the person came in, we had. We tried to, like, lure them into our, like, ritual that we're doing, right? And this fucking enormous biker comes in, and he does not look like he's fucking around, but one of the other people in this group was like, yeah, come on in. Come on back here. And we were all like. And he was like, what's going on here? And she starts kind of spelling out what our cult is. And then the guy goes, I get it. I understand. I've lived a thousand lives and I keep coming back to kill a woman named Catherine. And we all.

[Adam Devine]

And she was. He was dead serious.

[Anders Holm]

Dead serious. He. He was. He like thought he found us. Yeah, it was a trip.

[Adam Devine]

Like, we are kindred spirits. And he's a pizza delivery guy who was like in his 50s, grizzled like.

[Anders Holm]

A biker looking guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Scary.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Tough looking guy. Absolutely insane.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then we had to be like.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah, well, here, hold this and say blah, blah, blah, blah to the God of whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And so we're like punking him because he's on this hidden camera show. And then we have to say, well, here's a tip, right? You're on special delivery. A hidden camera show on MySpace TV.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, the guy has just admitted to, like, murders.

[Anders Holm]

Murders. Yeah, he said he had killed people before. And he keeps coming back. And he like described how he was like a little boy and we were like, oh, huh.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And yeah, it was one of those moments when you're looking in his eyes and there. It's only truth there. Like this guy you knew you were in a room with Satan.

[Anders Holm]

And when we said that line about this show on MySpace TV, his face starts darting around like white. What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, he made a noise, he went, right, right, right.

[Anders Holm]

And he looks around at all of us and we're like, ha. Like jazz hands. And then like producers start coming out and then he starts steaming and he starts yelling at people and he says, I'm going to go get my AK47 and when I come back, I'm going to murder or shoot everyone here. And then he took off on his motorcycle or in a Jeep. Motorcycle, right.

[Adam Devine]

I think it was a motorcycle. Which was an insane way to del. Deliver a pizza to you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You're gonna judge him on that.

[Blake Anderson]

Seems like it would get cold.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He was really cool.

[Anders Holm]

He seemed cool, but who does that?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, the pizza got a little cold.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like the pizza would get really cold really fast on a motorcycle.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, it's in the bag, but, you know.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, right. And I don't even know if we wrapped. I think we were like, yeah, we're gonna get the fuck out of here.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're done.

[Anders Holm]

All the producers were like, mate, look, we would. I was ready to jump in and be like, were you to do what?

[Adam Devine]

I know. And there was no security. It's not like we had the actual security. You know what I mean? It's not like there was like, we should have hired one person, one just big guy to be a security.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Someone with a gun.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

A shack One shack, one seven foot tall man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

One Kimbo slice.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Kimbo.

[Adam Devine]

I went and saw Metallica last night, which was kind of a dream.

[Blake Anderson]

Give me a Hell yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was kind of a dream concert. And the awesome opening bands. Greta Van Vleet, Cage the Elephant. Didn't see either of them.

[Anders Holm]

Cage the Elephant, Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Didn't see either.

[Anders Holm]

Not sure I could sign off on that. Free the Elephant, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Right. Conceptually.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Adam Devine]

They're band, though. They're just a band.

[Anders Holm]

And by the way, how do you eat an elephant?

[Blake Anderson]

One bite at a time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, sir.

[Adam Devine]

That old phrase, tune into.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The pleasure is ours to know what we're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

But I got.

[Anders Holm]

We.

[Adam Devine]

We. You know, it's hard to get there for an opening. The opening act, it's. It started at 7:00. I'm like, jesus. I had to work yesterday. I had to work on a Saturday, which sucked. So I barely got home in time to, you know, to make the turnaround to go see guys, Greta Van Vliet fucking rules. I wanted to see them badly. And so does KG Elephant. So I was excited.

[Anders Holm]

Greta Van Vlito, a person or is that just like a weird name of a band?

[Blake Anderson]

I think that's the little girl. Isn't that the little girl who does the.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Isn't that the girl who's into.

[Adam Devine]

No, that's Greta.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, you just really wanted to see her. Talk about global warming, the climate.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

This is despicable. These lights, the wind, power it takes to light the stadium. Must stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think it's pretty cool and progressive for Metallica to have her right before their concert.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's huge.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're like, give me fuel, give me fire. And speaking of fossil fuels, you can't.

[Anders Holm]

Spend fuel no more.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Fire. Kill them all.

[Adam Devine]

Kill them all.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, funny you should say kill them all, because the climate.

[Adam Devine]

We will all die. The icebergs melt.

[Anders Holm]

Sleep with one. I open because I have to sleep.

[Blake Anderson]

Because the ozone's melting.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because the freaking ozone. The amount of UV rays getting through is absolutely stunning.

[Anders Holm]

Everybody's like, lars called this chick in here.

[Blake Anderson]

He's really into it.

[Anders Holm]

Freaking Lars.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Freaking Lars. Well, that's, dude. I mean, holy Metallica. Like one of the greatest bands of all freaking time, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Very cool. Very cool. I went with our manager, Isaac, and that was awesome. He was having a great time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, punk rock.

[Adam Devine]

But then also I went with Chloe and then Nina Dobrev Sick and her friend Erica. Nina's in the movie with me in The Outlaws. And none of these girls knew Metallica. Not even like one song.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

They're just like, whoa. Okay, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Not even one.

[Adam Devine]

Not even like one song, really. It was like finally at the very end, they played like Enter Sandman or some. And they were like, okay. I kind of hurt know this one?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Crazy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like if you've ever been to a carnival, you've heard Metallica. Like, I feel like that's the first time.

[Anders Holm]

That is a good point.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Every time I'm going to a carnival.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, I have a very specific memory of being on the Tilta World and the dude playing Metallica and I'm being like, what is this band? Holy.

[Adam Devine]

Do you remember at the Camden Martinez.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Where we used to live in Costa Mesa.

[Adam Devine]

In Costa Mesa. And I had the. I had a giant poster of James Dean in my bathroom.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So cool, dude. Hollywood.

[Adam Devine]

Just because I think I went to like Hot Topic and bought a bunch of posters and then people like. I don't know, we had like some. It was like a theater thing came over to my house and like all the gay dudes in our. In like the theater group were like, oh, I didn't know. You're good, dude. I'm like, I'm not a what? They're like, james Dean, he's like a gay icon.

[Anders Holm]

And they were like, whoa, great ass.

[Adam Devine]

Like, he's a gay icon. And you have it like it was like over. It was like basically over my bed. It was right there. And I didn't know. I didn't know. It's okay. I'm fine with it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wasn't aware.

[Anders Holm]

Fast forward a little Nas.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know that. I didn't know that.

[Adam Devine]

I should have just had that and like wizard of Oz above my bed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I knew about wizard of Oz and little.

[Adam Devine]

Little Nas X.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, early, early Nas X.

[Adam Devine]

Early Nas X. When he was like nine. It's super weird that I. Over my bed.

[Blake Anderson]

Very illegal.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This kid is going to be.

[Anders Holm]

Did you say nine?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Cuz he's so much younger than me.

[Anders Holm]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Kyle Newacheck]

So good.

[Anders Holm]

Your bill, ladies.

[Adam Devine]

I got it. Got it. No, I got it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Seriously, I insist.

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shoot. No.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Anders Holm]

Weird, wild stuff.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're cool.

[Anders Holm]

What do you mean?

[Blake Anderson]

That's on the Muppets, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Muppets.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. But not Sesame Street.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, we're talking Sesame Street.

[Blake Anderson]

There is a line there, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There isn't a line. Totally. Because you know who crosses the line?

[Blake Anderson]

Who?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kermit Kermit the frogs on Earth.

[Anders Holm]

Good point, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

But Kermit was like a guest.

[Anders Holm]

Blake fucking shuts it down.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like Kermit was a guest on Sesame Street. Like, he's not a part of the fucking cast. He was like a guest.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just being real.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kermit. Kermit was very in there. He was like the news reporter. He'd be like, kermit the Frog here reporting live.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think that's Sesame Street. Is that Sesame Street?

[Anders Holm]

He just relax, Kyle. He just wanted to do his impression. He just needed him.

[Blake Anderson]

You can do it more. Do it again. What did it sound like?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Go ahead. Hello, this is Kermit the Frog here, reporting live from the pond.

[Blake Anderson]

From the pond, Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

That was pretty good. That was honestly pretty good.

[Anders Holm]

Do you know Brian Henson personally? Kermit the Frog.

[Adam Devine]

Blake's is better, admittedly doing. When I did that thing with Fozzie and I think it was Miss Piggy, like, the people that. The puppeteers were so cool. Miss Piggy.

[Anders Holm]

Of course they're cool.

[Adam Devine]

They were all like 70 years old. Just like hilarious older guys that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Who can smoke weed. Yeah. You can tell that they, like, were just acid heads back in the day. These guys. These guys. I'm like, oh, they. They were just funny as hell and cool. I'm like, man, what a cool gig that they've had for 50 years.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, man. One of the coolest things I did while I was in Atlanta shooting Woke Season 2 coming soon next year was go to the. The. The puppetry center, like the museum. And they have a whole wing dedicated to Jim Henson. And they have all these photos from, like the 70s where it's them, like coming up with the show. And it's just like behind the scenes. So it's just like all these hippie bros with their hand stands up, puppets asses just standing there. But it's like, yeah, dude, man, what a cool time dream.

[Anders Holm]

Did you say puppet bros?

[Blake Anderson]

Puppet bros. Why?

[Anders Holm]

What are you.

[Blake Anderson]

What is it?

[Anders Holm]

I thought, you know, I can't stand puppet bros. Let's go. Are ruining puppetry. Everyone's got to be a puppet bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now it used to be puppet artists, and now it's puppet bros. They get into the whole thing for the wrong reason.

[Anders Holm]

Crank anchors changed everything.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They scream, let's go. Before every time weights to their puppets get a little shoulder workout.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just working their lats.

[Anders Holm]

It drives me crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, places please, people. Let's go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Could you imagine Jim Henson just with two Weighted puppets.

[Anders Holm]

Like, no, these puppet bros, they stick their hand in there and they don't even ask permission. What? Why is there a museum of puppetry in Atlanta?

[Adam Devine]

Is Jim Henson from Atlanta?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think he is, actually. That was like, the weird part of it.

[Blake Anderson]

No, there's one up in Seattle too, though. I remember seeing it up in Seattle.

[Anders Holm]

My follow up question is, why is there a puppetry museum in Seattle?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I just. I think it was just coming through when I saw it up there.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. An exhibit. Because I saw it in LA when it was at the Getty.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I think it moves. Like, I saw like, Beaker and I saw the puppets as well. It was very cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, this museum is a permanent installment in Atlanta. It's very cool. It's just one wing of it is dedicated to Jim Henson and they have a ton of, like, sick relics. But then the other wing is like, puppets throughout history and of the world. And those are mad interesting too.

[Blake Anderson]

But there must be a huge puppet market down there in Atlanta or something that's probably in its roots.

[Adam Devine]

Lot of puppet bros. Yeah. Hotlanta.

[Anders Holm]

I don't doubt it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

The puppet bro scene is totally, as Kyle would say, vibro in Atlanta.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's just like lifted trucks and freaking. Just lots of felt. Just tons of felt and googly. Ey.

[Adam Devine]

Puppet nuts. Yeah, lifted trucks and puppet nuts.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, bro? I love your gonzo. They're gonzo sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a. Gonzo was sick, too. I'd love to do a scene with Gonzo.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Hell yeah, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. I'd love to do a scene. Oh. So what is your. You go to a movie. What is your go to.

[Anders Holm]

Went to a movie today?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Adam Devine]

I feel like that is the one where you. You always kind of pick the same thing because I get the same.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, I got it for sure.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I don't. I don't like to eat at the movies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Nothing.

[Blake Anderson]

But you snack. You snack, Correct.

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean, nothing?

[Anders Holm]

No, I don't like to.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not snacking.

[Anders Holm]

I'll say this. I have.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

But I don't. I definitely don't get a drink because then you got to take a piss and you're sitting there for the last 20 minutes of the movie and you're just like. Just go out and go pee.

[Blake Anderson]

It's fine if you miss. You know when to leave.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You know.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no. There is a website that tell when to go to the bathroom. You guys know about that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Really?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's like if you go right.

[Blake Anderson]

Now, you can feel it out.

[Anders Holm]

I don't want to. I want to give myself to the experience. All right, that's cool. I don't like getting the popcorn butter on my finger. It's just too. It's too messy. You've already touched, bro. You're in a public movie theater, the dirtiest place in the world. Your feet are sticking.

[Adam Devine]

I like this less and less. The more you. If you were just like, I gave myself to the experience, I'd co sign this.

[Anders Holm]

Really? That's the dumbest thing I've said so far. Oh, oh, wait. Hey. Well, he gives himself to the experience. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, you know, you want to just really concentrate on whatever movie you're watching. Okay, sure. But.

[Anders Holm]

But that's it. I don't want to be chewing and like chewing. Yeah. If you get Sour Patch Kids.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Blake. What do you mean chewing? You have to chew your food.

[Anders Holm]

Good luck chewing a Whopper and having no one know about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Crunch, wrinkle, crinkle.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

But what are your guys go to? Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Mine is a. I get a medium sized soda. It's half Dr. Pepper, half Coke Zero.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There we go. That's my guy.

[Adam Devine]

Fuck with that. Crushed ice, small popcorn and large one of those very expensive Dasani waters. I like to just to have it just to treat myself.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you get a soda and a.

[Anders Holm]

Water, wash your hands. You pour it over your hands and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Drink tons of liquid.

[Adam Devine]

I double down and I pissed three times throughout the movie. If it's an 80 minute movie, I'm pissing three times.

[Anders Holm]

Times.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, I'm pissing so much.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not worried about the PP during the movie. I'll just run out pee, come back. Yeah, it's not a big deal.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's all good. That's that movies are way too expensive to be missing even a second of the.

[Anders Holm]

And if you run into a friend of the bathroom.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh yeah. And then you're chitchatting or if you have to rub one out.

[Adam Devine]

What's that?

[Anders Holm]

Should we go outside and do a selfie next to the stand up? I mean like these things you can't. Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The pee. Pee turns into a poo poo and the next thing you're in there for a while.

[Adam Devine]

Well, see, the poo poo could come out during the movie anyways. In which case you would have to go take care of it. You can't just hold in the poo poo.

[Blake Anderson]

You can.

[Anders Holm]

I can hold in A poo poo.

[Adam Devine]

I can't this go. I can't. I have to. I feel like. No, I feel like I have to hold in the poo.

[Anders Holm]

You can't hold in a poo poo. I can hold that way longer than a pee pee.

[Blake Anderson]

Me too.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

No. If I have to poo poo poo poo.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, you guys are better at holding pooping than pe.

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, it's so much easier to hold a poo poo in than a pee pee.

[Adam Devine]

That shit's an.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Cause the poo poo just backs up the pee pee. There's nowhere. It can't go anywhere. The bladder's full.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You don't drink coffee. You don't drink coffee.

[Adam Devine]

That is true.

[Blake Anderson]

I drink a lot of coffee.

[Adam Devine]

And you can hold your poo poos more than your pee pees.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

You should see it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I would love to.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, I can hold my poo poo for days. If I had to excuse.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, that seems like that's unhealthy.

[Adam Devine]

That's gonna be your back. You gotta clean out them pipes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it is unhealthy. And I don't practice anymore.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, practice.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not a practicing holder.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're talking about practice.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. Did we talk about this? Once upon a time, did you used to see how long you could go without shitting or was that one of your homies?

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's not me. I did have. Sorry, bro. No, that's not me, dog.

[Adam Devine]

If anything, I think the more fun thing would be like, how many shits did you take today?

[Anders Holm]

Well, that's not a challenge as much as it is for fun. Are we talking about a challenge?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's like a fun thing to do with friends. You know, like a fun like game to play with friends.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, did you poop again? Yeah, me too.

[Adam Devine]

We bathroom up today.

[Anders Holm]

This day is legendary. Let's live stream it.

[Adam Devine]

We're so much eating, so much chili, chili and. And coffee all day long.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, that tik tok don't take a challenge, man. That's gonna be hot. Dude, that's gonna be hot.

[Blake Anderson]

But you have to dance.

[Anders Holm]

You have to dance.

[Adam Devine]

You have to dance. You have to do like weird claps and jiggles with your hands.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shaking it out so good.

[Anders Holm]

I love got to do claps and jiggles with your cheeks.

[Adam Devine]

No, do something's going to be jiggling.

[Anders Holm]

I'm going to put out one of those skinny waist, pretty face and a big base. And I'm just going to clap my butt cheeks in front of the camera. I'm going to do one of those.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, get it.

[Adam Devine]

That's your first tick.

[Anders Holm]

I think maybe we got to do one for that butt challenge that we had to each other back in the day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

If you're just joining us, what was our butt child when we said who had the best butt? I think we got to do the skinny ways.

[Adam Devine]

Pretty face universally was known as me. I feel.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's not what I said.

[Adam Devine]

Pretty universal.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now that we're on YouTube, I feel like we could really get straight to the source.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, great ass. If we ever have guests on. This is important. We have to have the most important guest guests, know what I mean?

[Anders Holm]

And by that you mean Joe Biden.

[Adam Devine]

No, I mean Tay's on day.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, I got you. I'm with you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, then we would be kind. That's kind of what Tosh, point o did. If we could shout out to our.

[Adam Devine]

Our brother in arms, let's give him flowers.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's give Tosh some flowers.

[Anders Holm]

Did we come on after Tosh ever workaholics?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, we did. We would do that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, that. He was a great, great lead in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, he was.

[Adam Devine]

We would hold his audience.

[Anders Holm]

We did. Let's be clear though, plenty of other shows had viral video like concepts where.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It'S like, let's watch this and ridiculousness much.

[Anders Holm]

I know, but he actually, he actually added to it. Like he makes it better. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Right, right, right.

[Anders Holm]

Can't say the same for the rest of those shows.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Dang, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Tosh was very funny.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not saying I won't.

[Adam Devine]

I'm saying I can't physically can't.

[Blake Anderson]

Didn't they have the surfer on and that was cool, that guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, the woop hap guy, like, and.

[Blake Anderson]

Then you just buy the bip and then drop right in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now that we're so deep into Internet culture, there are so many great videos from the past and present and they just coming. I love the Internet, guys. It rocks.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you can't beat it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love your content.

[Adam Devine]

Did you guys see this thing on the Internet, this content of Cardi B and she's being interviewed by Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Fallon goes, what is if it's up and it's stuck? What does that mean? What is up and stuck?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I didn't click on that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And she goes, well, you know when you poop and it won't come out?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Uh huh. Yes, I'm listening.

[Adam Devine]

Then it's up and it's stuck. And Jimmy Fallon's face was just like. I mean, he. It was like, is that what she's.

[Anders Holm]

Talking about in the song?

[Adam Devine]

Evidently. And if. And if that is true, first of all, funniest thing in the world that she's just talking about constipation in a song. But it's, like, also so funny that, like, people around the world are, like, in the club, like, shaking their ass to. When it's up and it's done and it's up, then it's done.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I thought you were saying, when it's up, then it's up, then it's up.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. This is what the video said, man. I don't know. I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

I don't even know what's song that is. But I would say, like, when it's up and it's stuck, it's like when you got a boner and it just won't go down. Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Then you put it in your belt loop.

[Anders Holm]

Here comes Cardi B. Yeah, but then.

[Adam Devine]

Why is Cardi B. Rapping about that? She. She doesn't have a boner because she's.

[Anders Holm]

Here to take care of it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, she's going to take care of the boner, all right. Yeah, I hope so.

[Anders Holm]

I assume so for her. Whoever. What's. Whatever. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Quavo?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Quavo. On and off. Very up and down.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but she's the one saying this, right? She's interpreting her own own song. That's what she interpreted it to Jimmy Fallon and said it's about constipation. Well, she.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I'm assuming she wrote it with those. With those lyrics. I don't think there was a ghost writer writing about constipation for her. That seems like.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but there might be a ghost writer at Jimmy Fallon who's like, hey, it'd be funny to say this, right?

[Blake Anderson]

True, true.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if. If they're. If they're pitching jokes on Jimmy Fallon.

[Anders Holm]

Of course they are. They're like, hey, do you want to do this? This could be funny. She's like, okay, cool. That is funny, right? Disgusting.

[Blake Anderson]

I do see that.

[Anders Holm]

Like, if you're not a comedian, like, you come in, they're like, hey, do you have any stories? And we have stories. And, like, they go, great.

[Adam Devine]

So many stories. God damn our stories.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cardi B. Oh, gosh. Which, by the way.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, Blake, let's hear it.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, Blake?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was on Ellen I did the Ellen show.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, let's give you your flowers. Wow. I've always thought you were funny. And you deserve to go on. Ellen, how was it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was terrible.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I am honestly talking about substances. I am about to fucking fall off the wagon. Take a. Take a melatonin.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a sleep enhancer.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, enhancer. Sleep enhancer.

[Anders Holm]

Should we take five? Should we just take a little break here? And.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, we all know that what I say sip it on every night, which is a z. A Zquil.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're still doing this?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, boy.

[Adam Devine]

A cup of Zquil mixed with some soda water.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do not try this at home.

[Adam Devine]

It's my night night. I have it every night.

[Anders Holm]

This is 38. Are you gonna make it to 40? Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you still. Adam, hold on. No, cuz, look at me. This is crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Look at me, dude. This is 38. Look at me, dude.

[Anders Holm]

I. I'm worried about the inside, not the outside. Outside. Outside's great. Very kissable.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Tell me again what the. What the concoction is. It's been a while since we ran down this.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. It is.

[Anders Holm]

It's a disgusting habit.

[Adam Devine]

It is Zquil.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The.

[Adam Devine]

The purple flavor, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

So Zquil is where you're asking your liver to work overtime.

[Adam Devine]

It's not Nyquil. It's not nyquil.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And it's non habit forming. Okay. Although I do have it every night.

[Anders Holm]

Right. So I've got down to a science.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Although I can't go to sleep unless I have it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And so then I put. I put it in a. Like a cantaloupe lacroix over ice. You know, like a lemon lacroix over ice. And I mix it together and every once in a while, put a little vodka in it, you know?

[Anders Holm]

You know, that's lean. You're just drinking lean.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. You're purely making, like, homemade, like, moonshine lean.

[Adam Devine]

That's not lean.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not lean. It's a softened lean. It's like over the counter lean. Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a little slant.

[Blake Anderson]

Cause you can't get lean over the counter anymore.

[Adam Devine]

You can't get lean over the counter.

[Blake Anderson]

But the zquilt, I bet you the product that's in it, though, is just named something else and got a different distribution channel, dude.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm not. I'm not like, I'm not drinking half a bottle. I'm doing what the amount that they say to do, right? The one scoop.

[Blake Anderson]

If you're sick. It's supposed to be sick.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, Zequil isn't. Is just for sleeping?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Zequil is a sleep aid.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Devine]

Nyquil is. Is if you're sick. And I've tried that too, believe me. And it's. It sound as good. The Zequil is actually pretty tasty.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sorry.

[Anders Holm]

Trust Adam. You can drink an entire bottle of that stuff and it just does not kick in.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, what's you say? Vodka sometimes. Is that real, ma'am? Or are you hitting the vodka every night?

[Anders Holm]

No, it's every time.

[Adam Devine]

No, it's not every time.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's what I want to know. I want to discern this.

[Adam Devine]

It's not every time. It's not every day. Not every time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, this guy goes to Metallica shows, dude. Of course he's going for it.

[Adam Devine]

It's not every time. So tonight what I'm doing, because you know I got to wake up at 5am tomorrow, right, for work.

[Anders Holm]

Six or seven of these things.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

How are you going get up?

[Blake Anderson]

That's why I'm going to take the melatonin, because I got to get down.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we got it. We got to hit our Z's. Me and Kai guy got to go night night. We're on the east coast, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

For real. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But aren't you worried about getting up and how you feel in the morning? Want to be sluggish?

[Adam Devine]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Because there's coffee.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

And I am drinking a lot of coffee in the morning.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God, Your poor body is like.

[Adam Devine]

What I do is I. Exactly. I wake up, I have. I have a pre brew pot. I just hit the little button. I take my shower, I chug one cup of coffee. Then I have three Venti iced Starbucks until lunchtime. The cause of diarrhea. Then I have lunch. Then I have a Red Bull mixed with a La Croix. That's my afternoon go juice. And then usually maybe two Diet Cokes to round out the day. And then I come home.

[Blake Anderson]

You still have fucking Diet Cokes? You're still doing that? I can't do a Diet Coke. I'll get heartburn.

[Anders Holm]

Your heart must look like Freddy Krueger's face.

[Adam Devine]

And then I come home, then I take pre workout, then I work out, learn my lines.

[Anders Holm]

You do pre workout at night?

[Blake Anderson]

Pre workout is what's. What's that again?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, after I go home, it's caffeine. And then I do that. I work out. And then usually I like learn my lines while on the bike or whatever. Whatever. I have to memorize for the day. And then, and then, you know, take my lean.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

This is the way. Take my nine night and go to bed.

[Anders Holm]

That is so much caffeine.

[Adam Devine]

I'm still gonna send it.

[Blake Anderson]

Why don't you skip. Skip the sk workout? The free workout. One that felt like one you could get rid of.

[Adam Devine]

Well, because then I won't go work out. Like, I don't. I just don't have the energy after, you know, after working.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you sure you don't have the energy?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are you sure after all the. The potions?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, and I don't do it. I know I do. I do do it every day.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you sure you actually don't have the energy? That's my question. Because I. I know you fucking go. You don't need this shit. You're divine. Divine. Run at a high octane. No matter.

[Anders Holm]

We do.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we do. Thank you. Thank you. And this is how, this is. This is how it would work on me. An intervention with just a lot of compliments being like. I know, I know. You're good, you're good. You don't need it. But. No, I do.

[Anders Holm]

And then you kind of dodge it and go. But I'm gonna keep doing it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I gotta keep doing it.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't though, bro. You don't. I mean, I know. I'm on the grind too. It's fucking tiring. I get it, bro. I get it. Doggy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kyle, you're working out.

[Blake Anderson]

No, but I mean this whole fucking wake up.

[Anders Holm]

The grind of life.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, waking up. Waking up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What Kyle means by the grind. He means he's waking up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Instead of like trying to make like a really good movie for like the next movie that we do together, besides the workaholics movie we should do, we should just get a hold of like Sci FI Channel and go, hey, we'll make your silly little sharknado disast disaster movies. Because that seems so damn fun to do.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, the sharknado movies get like 20 million people watching it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, dude, maybe what about let's make Croctopus?

[Adam Devine]

What's Croctopus?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that an eight arm alligators connected together? Eight crocodiles. Croctopus, bro. Let's go.

[Anders Holm]

Are you coming up with that right now?

[Blake Anderson]

Right now?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You just came up with Croctopus.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. Now that's it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are you serious?

[Anders Holm]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, hold on.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, hang on a second. Hang on. I want to get to the bottom this.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle, Kyle. That would sell in the room, dude, if you. If You. If we went to.

[Blake Anderson]

I just.

[Anders Holm]

You just made that up.

[Blake Anderson]

I just made that up.

[Anders Holm]

I don't believe you.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you want me to swear on? What do you want me to swear on? Anything.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you have around you?

[Blake Anderson]

Cup of coffee. Swear on it.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, we could do this all day, and we could sell this in the room.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love Croctopus, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's do it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are you seeing it as something like eight heads?

[Adam Devine]

Volcan Volcano. A beaver. And it's just a volcano that just erupts. Beavers, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, Adam. Hang on. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. Did you just make that up? There's no way.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Volcan the beaver.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way Volcan beaver.

[Anders Holm]

You guys got together before this and wrote all these down?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, I got one hurricane.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, you're Jo. You tried to be bad. That's actually pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Guess what? Sold in the room. Hurricanes sold in the room. Dude.

[Anders Holm]

Snake dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Snake dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait.

[Adam Devine]

Snake dog.

[Anders Holm]

Snake dogs. Every day.

[Adam Devine]

We're gonna have to pass.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're going.

[Blake Anderson]

Listen, we just. We just want to stop at Volcano Beaver. We have one budget. We have one purse, and.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Volcano Peeper. Volcano Beaver.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Volcano beavers got legs, man. So are you seeing them as, like.

[Adam Devine]

Why is there a D in there? No one knows, and no one should know, man.

[Anders Holm]

Duh. Volcan.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They like beavers that can swim in molten lava, and they, like, are, like.

[Adam Devine]

Standing up the lava, and then when it erupts, it erupts. And then there's beavers just everywhere, dude. And they're pissed. They're pissed because they've just been in lava.

[Anders Holm]

They're hella hot and bothered, by the way.

[Blake Anderson]

This is probably how they do it. Like, the executives are like, is it like a beaver that can swim in lava? You're like, yes, absolutely it is.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

And can these beavers come out of lava and bite through anything? Yes. Yes, they can. Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah. Cause they're the molten lava. Toughen them up. Exactly. And.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Right. Yes, that's right.

[Anders Holm]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Adam Devine]

So good.

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[Adam Devine]

I got it. No, I got.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Seriously, I insist.

[Unknown]

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[Adam Devine]

Don't be silly. You don't be silly.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shoot.

[Anders Holm]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

Where did Fraggle Rock come from? Is that Muppet Babies?

[Anders Holm]

Fraggle Rock was an HBO show.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Separate Jim Hansen, but it's a completely different show.

[Blake Anderson]

Were they in the show as cartoons?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Anders Holm]

Skeeter was kind of. He looked like one of those fraggles, but no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And his. His sister.

[Adam Devine]

Fraggle Rock was my shit. I loved Fraggle Rock.

[Anders Holm]

You look like a doozer.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I look like a bulldozer.

[Anders Holm]

Bulldozer.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, dude, that's where it came from.

[Anders Holm]

You named your wizard rap character. I mean, you met a wizard rapper named Bulldozer, and you guys hit it off.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm. I'm writing my vows right now for the wedding.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, ye.

[Adam Devine]

Like, let's go right now. So if I look distracted, I want.

[Anders Holm]

You to be the fraggle to my doozer.

[Adam Devine]

No, it did. The first draft of it was like, I. A lot of references to the wizards.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you mean? What?

[Adam Devine]

Since I've since toned it. Toned it back and pulled those references out.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

This is why you should do a few drafts of your vows so you don't just come in real hot.

[Anders Holm]

Gotta ask. What? What? And why were these references?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Was it wizards never die, much like love?

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, that was the end. I swear to you. That was how I was gonna end it. And then I was gonna start it with, to quote Chloe's favorite 2006 seminal hip hop rap syndicate from another world. World. The Wizards.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Poof.

[Adam Devine]

Pow. Surprise. What's with your eyes? I'm so hypnotized. And I still am. And then. And then go into the vows.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

And then end with, as they say, wizards never die, much like our love. I love you, Chloe.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm glad we're talking about this. I'm glad we're talking this through. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's not good.

[Blake Anderson]

This is good.

[Adam Devine]

So I wrote that draft, and then. And then Gave it.

[Anders Holm]

It.

[Adam Devine]

Gave it a day. Slept on it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then came back and looked at it in. In the morning light and was like, no, no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When you say morning light, it's like, after you sobered up, did you write it very drunk?

[Adam Devine]

No, not drunk. Haven't drank for, like, over a month.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, okay.

[Adam Devine]

I know, sir. I don't like.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, there you go.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's. It sucks, actually. I hate it. It sucks.

[Anders Holm]

What happens?

[Blake Anderson]

Why are you doing it then?

[Anders Holm]

Are you trapped? Are you trapped?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, good for a month is a long time ago. Drank a drink.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So I. It was. I. I had a. It was like the. The bachelor party and everything. And then, like, a few other things where I was just, like, kind of drinking and eating a lot like a pig. And I was like, pushing 200 pounds. And I look at them and I'm like, Jesus, I'm five foot eight. I can't be £200. That's a big boy. And I'm like, ah, man. I got a wedding. I have this movie, the Outlaws, that I'm going to be shooting right after the wedding. So I'm like, I got to roll right into that. I got to tighten up the game.

[Anders Holm]

Well, then you got to be 200. You're going to roll into it.

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

So I did that, and then. And then this week, I was like, I'll. You know, two weeks ago, I was like, I might have a drink or two, you know, but, you know, really tighten it up.

[Blake Anderson]

Two weeks ago. Not a month.

[Adam Devine]

Two weeks ago. No, but a month ago, I stopped just checking. And then two weeks ago, I got Covid. Oh, wait, I got company.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, hold up, hold up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, so you knew that. We talked about. About that the other day, but yeah, so then I got coveted and actually, like. And I'm vaccinated, which is up.

[Blake Anderson]

Breakthrough.

[Adam Devine]

Breakthrough. And. And everyone that I've heard that has had a breakthrough, they loved it, right? They're like, oh, it was nothing, dude. It was like. It was in and out of my system in a day. It knocked my ass to the ground for, like, three days. I had a fever. I was like, all up.

[Blake Anderson]

Finish him.

[Adam Devine]

Today's my 10th day. I'm ending my quarantine. Quarantine today, Right? And I'm. I'm fine. Finally. Like, I'm finally fine.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my gosh.

[Blake Anderson]

I did hear. On the same day I heard about you, I heard about another friend of mine in New York who's a writer, and he said him and his Wife had a breakthrough case and it knocked him down for three weeks.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, goodbye.

[Blake Anderson]

After post vaccination. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm so glad that ours wasn't that bad. And we're, we're both testing negative and everything already, so that's, that's a good thing. But I was, for a minute, I was like, am I gonna have to cancel the wedding?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, that would be like, after everything. Terrible.

[Adam Devine]

This would be a goddamn nightmare. So.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, that would been crazy. I would have kept those tickets and still gone just to kind of celebrate for you, you know?

[Adam Devine]

I know, I know. Every. If everybody would have. Yeah, yeah, everyone would have. And we've already paid for everything. And I was like talking to Chloe, I'm like, how do we get our money back? Yeah, Especially for like the booze. I'm like. Because the, the, the, you know, it's like a lot of money for the, the bar tab. And I'm like, well, they're not just going to throw away the alcohol.

[Anders Holm]

Alcohol, right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, alcohol stays. Good.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, for sure it stays. So you're saving up, you're gearing up for the wedding. That's when you're gonna kind of break the seal.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, basically. And also just like I wanted to get better, so I'm not gonna. Even though I felt fine the last four or five days, I didn't want to then like slide back into sickness because I just wanted some delicious Ashlands.

[Blake Anderson]

So now you're like, you're like vaccinated and you have the antibodies so you can pretty much go anywhere. You know what I mean? Right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Which. Know what I mean? Yeah. So I'm. I'm, I'm hella strong now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But you, you were like fairly good about wearing your mask and shit and like, and being safe or I think it was.

[Anders Holm]

Are we on the air?

[Adam Devine]

I got it. I think I got it on. Are we recording?

[Kyle Newacheck]

So there's. You went into an actual movie theater. Were you?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Were you scared or what was the vibe?

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean? You haven't been to a movie yet?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Anders Holm]

First of all, I'm always scared in the theater. That's half the rush.

[Adam Devine]

Like to every shitty dive bar in Los Angeles.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Those are sanitized.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they are?

[Blake Anderson]

No. Dude, that's so much freakier than a movie theater.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I used to work at a movie theater. I know how they clean those theaters. They don't do.

[Anders Holm]

This is my point. It's okay.

[Adam Devine]

But you're just sitting. You're not like spitting in other guys mouths? Like, I know you do at all those West Hollywood bars that you go to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I definitely don't do that.

[Anders Holm]

That's right. Welcome to the kissing club.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold up.

[Adam Devine]

We're sipping tea.

[Anders Holm]

On this episode, Nobody was really in the theater. I mean, there were probably, like, eight other people. Super spread out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Super spreader.

[Anders Holm]

Super spreader.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Super spreader.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. Get out of there. Get out of there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's not good.

[Anders Holm]

I saw Dune.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, how is it? How hot?

[Kyle Newacheck]

People are saying they like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it long?

[Adam Devine]

It's ch.

[Blake Anderson]

It's long, huh?

[Anders Holm]

Let's just say I'm not. Not chunking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, your face isn't frozen. That's just the face you're making about the movie. Yeah, well, there's. Are you a sci fi guy, though? Are you a sci Fi guy?

[Adam Devine]

Well, he loves Avatar. It's like his favorite movie of all time.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, why? Yeah, why is he even asking me? Adam, you're my guy today, dude. Is that because we're down in the south together?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Weird.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it might be.

[Anders Holm]

This.

[Adam Devine]

This Southern heat.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, what the fuck do I like sci fi?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You like Avatar. That's it. You don't like any of.

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

He likes fucking Kyle backing Dren. He likes Dren, bro. That's kind of sci fi. Hit him with it.

[Adam Devine]

And we passed the mic to Kyle.

[Anders Holm]

I just don't like the old Star wars movies. I just wasn't a fan of Star Wars. Star wars back in the day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Starways. Well, you watched the wrong movie star.

[Anders Holm]

Ways to have them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So you don't like Star Wars? You like Avatar? You aren't a huge fan of Dune? Have you seen the old Dune from, like, the 80s?

[Anders Holm]

Dune's fine. It's not, like, remarkable.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. I didn't see Dune. I don't know what this movie's about. Like, in the commercials don't do anything for me. They don't explain what the fuck the movie's about.

[Anders Holm]

There's nothing to explain.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We do commercials for it.

[Adam Devine]

I know. I've done. Yeah, I've read commercials for. I've never. I have no idea what it is, dude. I'm just saying words.

[Anders Holm]

This movie was like, act one of whatever the story's gonna be. It was just like a slow build to the end. And then when the credits hit, I was like, okay, there's. There's not another hour. And it was. And it was hard.

[Blake Anderson]

It didn't resolve for you?

[Anders Holm]

No, it was. That's the whole thing, though, that now it's like everything's A TV episode.

[Blake Anderson]

I hate that. I hate it.

[Adam Devine]

What is the movie about? Because from the commercials in the trailer, it just seems like they're just on a sand dune. And that's basically the entire movie. It's just, like, really sandy. That's it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's why it's called dude.

[Adam Devine]

I know. Hated it.

[Anders Holm]

Do you remember Empty. Mtv. Mtv, Sandblast. Or it was Beach Blast or Sandblast.

[Adam Devine]

I don't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But how are you gonna connect these two?

[Anders Holm]

It was like American Gladiators, but, like, on the beach with, like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, I kind of do remember.

[Anders Holm]

And they had, like, the launch pad thing that they would jump off of.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that shit was hot.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it sounds great. Sounds like something I would have loved.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it was worse than that.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, damn. You have a track record of actual terrible interviews. Was this, like, actually terrible it.

[Adam Devine]

You have a track record of terrible interviews?

[Blake Anderson]

He does.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he does.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What the fellas are referring to is, I did do an interview the day after the warriors won. I had to do some press for dope. This movie, dope that I was in.

[Adam Devine]

NBA basketball team. The Warriors.

[Anders Holm]

NBA championships.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. Yes. And it was the first time they had won. And I went, right. Really crazy. I went all in. I ended up, like, sleeping in my garage, like, passing out on the floor.

[Adam Devine]

Of my garage, which is where he normally sleeps. So that's not that big of a deal, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Captain Caveman makes the worst sleeper. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Accustomed to that. But I had to wake up at, like, 6am and I thought the drive was a little longer to the studio I was going to be doing the interview in. So I thought I had, like, 30 to, like, collect myself.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, okay.

[Anders Holm]

And did you.

[Adam Devine]

So first of all, you drunk drove to this interview because.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I was picked up by a car. I was picked.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah. But I thought I was going to snooze in the back. In the back seat, but I didn't. I got there in, like, seven minutes. It was really close.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And they put me right on live with, like, this news guy in Cincinnati.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

He skewered you?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You weirdo. He got you. You weirdo.

[Blake Anderson]

I love this perspective. I don't know that I've heard Blake tell. I didn't know you only had seven minutes to get ready, bro.

[Anders Holm]

He's only told the story in counseling.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, we were in. We were in the writer's room, like, the next to the next day. I remember you telling this dude I.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Was so fried, and he was asking me about the movie, and I'm Kind of stumbling through the interview.

[Adam Devine]

You were doing an interview for Dope, the movie that you were.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah. Promoting dope.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Well, because there was hell of like radio silence when they were playing clips. You're like, well, it's about.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. He's like, explain the movie. And then they're showing. No, I think that they. They were showing clips of the movie.

[Blake Anderson]

I know how we get into trouble. Right? Cincinnati.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Say Cincinnati, man.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I mean, let's just. We're going to cut to it now. And we're back.

[Adam Devine]

I feel we have to post. We have to post this. This has to be on the. On the. On the gram. We have to post this content.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I end up dropping an F bomb. They end up cutting.

[Anders Holm]

He's like, oh, okay. That's your language. We're going to this. Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You flipped on him. You flipped on him right there. I remember.

[Adam Devine]

And then, and then they were like. Usually when we have actors, stars come on, they're very polite, they're put together, sometimes not. And we apologize for his language.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's life.

[Blake Anderson]

That's life.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, what happened, dude? I also think you must have been filming Adam. I think you were filming Mike and Dave because literally the next day that that interview came out, it's the only time that Zac Efron has ever hit me up. Zac Efron, like text me like.

[Adam Devine]

That's right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

From an unknown number. It's just like, hey, dude, this is Zac Efron. I just watched your interview. Epic, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I know. He loved it. I actually do remember. I thought we were in the workhouse writers room, but no, you were right. I remember being in the. I think Isaac sent me the clip and he's like, look at Blake on morning morning radio or morning news legend mate. And then I was in the. The makeup trailer and I showed Zach and he loved it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So I've been around people with COVID before, but then now I think it's just cuz I was so run down from like the stress of like planning the wedding, my dad having, you know, brain radiation, all the. All the other things.

[Anders Holm]

Your dad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're blaming your father?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Cool. It's most your dad's fault.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, I'm bl. It's. It's my cancer riddled father.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

All that stuff gave you co. And it's his fault. That shit's important. I'm living a nightmare. So I think. I think it was that and then it just. It just fucking hit me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's wild.

[Anders Holm]

Did you so fever or Cough, like, phlegmy lung, wet lung.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dude, I had everything. I had 100%, all the symptoms. I was like.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know what they are.

[Adam Devine]

I was. I had a bad temp. It was like 102 or something, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Big temperature. Big hot.

[Adam Devine]

So hot. I had chills.

[Anders Holm]

That's a big hot.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a big hot.

[Anders Holm]

Did you have a big hot?

[Adam Devine]

I had a big hot. I had a headache for, like, days and days and days. I'm still, like, pretty tired.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm just, like, tired of the diarrhea.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a squirt.

[Adam Devine]

The diarrhea was unrelenting the trot. And it only lasted for one day.

[Anders Holm]

But it was like, cause of diarrhea.

[Adam Devine]

I was like, I'm going to shit my pants. I'm going to shit my pants.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm just like. I watched five seasons of Friday Night Lights.

[Anders Holm]

Nice.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's all I did. I just. I just turned my brain off and just watched Friday Night Lights for, like, a week straight.

[Blake Anderson]

Wild.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but. But I'm back now, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Solid poops. Good job, buddy.

[Adam Devine]

Hell, it's almost too solid now.

[Anders Holm]

Tell me about it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's my problem.

[Kyle Newacheck]

After hearing you say, I wish, like, they made masks that had it where they would tell you if. When you have encountered. Like, I want to. I just want to know my stats. Like, how many times I've been around Covid, like, with a mask or whatever, and I've avoided it and I've dodged the bullet.

[Adam Devine]

It's just like always does dozens of times. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just like in Starbucks.

[Adam Devine]

Because, you know, you've gone out to bars and restaurants and stuff. If you're around a certain amount of people, you're around. Covet. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Covet is my friend.

[Adam Devine]

And especially I was in the South. I was in Charleston, South Carolina.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And there's a lot of unvaccinated people in South Carolina. And, you know, I know for a fact I was. And I was like, am I superhuman? Because I hadn't gotten it yet.

[Anders Holm]

That's a cool way to think.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, what's your blood type, Adam? Because that was a rumor I heard.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, negative, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I heard a rumor swirling that, like, O negative is, like, immune. Like, you're. You can't get.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, I'm O positive.

[Blake Anderson]

What about O positive? Am I good, baby?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Adam Devine]

You could get it easier, actually. Yeah, no, you can get it extra.

[Anders Holm]

You might be dead. You're probably a ghost.

[Blake Anderson]

It's easier for Me to get it. It's easier.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I ain't scared of you.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know for what I heard it was O negative. I don't know about O positive, but O, O neg.

[Anders Holm]

You shouldn't be alive.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So you have dis. Dispelled that rumor because you got it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I got it. I think I was just like, I was exhausted, dude. That, that last week I was like having a hard time switching into nights. One night I got one hour of sleep and then it was like three or four days that week where I only got like three or four hours of sleep. So I think I was just like, if I. If I wouldn't have gotten covet. I would have just been regularly sick. So I, I just got that.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. I did.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

I did hear something the other day where if you smoke a certain strain of sativa coach the lungs and it blocks it, there's going to be a.

[Adam Devine]

Cool CDC like warning before this.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. And we're going to put a link to that. What I'm guessing is a university research.

[Blake Anderson]

I am going to say allegedly buddy on set told me about it, but allegedly. He said he read one.

[Adam Devine]

Humboldt College, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, exactly. It's all of NorCal State. Like. Yeah, put it out. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, bulldog from props.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's. It's E40 Community College.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's cookies or better.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Adam, how long have you been only seeing the set doctors? Like since we started workaholics.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Ten years? A decade now.

[Blake Anderson]

So you've gone a decade now doing lean every night and all this and then you haven't gone to a real doctor?

[Adam Devine]

No, I'd say I started doing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So this doctor comes over, you smoke her out?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Smoke weed.

[Adam Devine]

She's like, no, I've been doing. I do. I've been doing the, the Zquil every night for three years now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Four years is 38.

[Adam Devine]

Five years. Something like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Happy birthday to.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, hold up, hold up. So wait, so you go to. You go to this doctor, the, the little industry doctor.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Anders Holm]

But you haven't gotten like a legit physical from like a practicing physician?

[Adam Devine]

Well, the doctors practicing is practicing like.

[Blake Anderson]

A blood test and shit. Like, have you.

[Anders Holm]

No, like, like I'm saying like the whole 9 yards type shit.

[Adam Devine]

No, you're not. You don't have to do that stuff to your 40, dude. It's science. When you have to start doing it.

[Anders Holm]

I would agree. Your heart is a thousand years old right now, though. The caffeine is, you know, like age is a number or whatever. I mean, there's 70 year old dudes that are in the same shape as me right now.

[Blake Anderson]

There's you. You don't drink caffeine. Is. Is caffeine bad for your heart? I have been wonder.

[Adam Devine]

Caffeine's hella good for you, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

What is the. Do you know what the health issues are?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. He doesn't know.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know. But like, I remember Adam was drinking Monsters all the time and the doctor was like, well, are you drinking caffeine? And he was holding a monster. Like, obviously it's not good for your heart because it raises your heart rate.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yeah, yeah, because you're spinning it up. No matter what, the caffeine is taking your blood, like your vessels and fucking constricting them. That's what the caffeine does.

[Anders Holm]

Exactly, exactly. That is exactly what it is.

[Adam Devine]

Sure. That is what they're doing.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's what happens. That's what happens.

[Anders Holm]

I think it speeds your heart rate.

[Blake Anderson]

Up because the blood vessels are constricting. That's why. Because you're still trying to pump blood through that.

[Anders Holm]

We're missing it. It's science. Like a right now, dude science. Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When we started this podcast, we knew that it was going to be even more hilarious after Adam's heart explodes. And we go back and listen to these because we've talked about this, we've warned this man.

[Anders Holm]

We're back.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Now we're having a birthday episode and it's. And guess what?

[Adam Devine]

Sometimes I bite off more than I can chew and I need a little go go to get me through the day. I mean, we're lucky I'm not like a coat or something. Like if this were the 80s or something, I might be like a full blown cokehead, but I'm not.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, you would probably be a cautionary tale.

[Anders Holm]

Barely a different thing.

[Blake Anderson]

You would have been a cautionary tale in the 80s.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it's definitely different. It is way different than, than Coke. I'm drinking, you know, I'm drinking coffee and, and you know, one Red Bull a day. I'm. I kind of down to one sugar free Red Bull a day. That's pretty good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, congrats, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Remember how many monster energy drinks I was drinking?

[Anders Holm]

Four cups of coffee, one Red Bull, a Diet Coke and a pre workout. Two Diet Coke, two Diet cokes and a pre workout.

[Blake Anderson]

And zquil.

[Adam Devine]

I'm still gonna send.

[Anders Holm]

Well, no, zqual.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're going up is the anti and zqual and can. Don't forget can.

[Anders Holm]

Can is Also a downer.

[Adam Devine]

No, it's a downer.

[Anders Holm]

This whole. This whole story's a downer.

[Blake Anderson]

Does all of that together equal cocaine?

[Anders Holm]

Yes, that's my point. You might as well just unlike three rails and then just.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it might be safer for you to pick up the coke habit and.

[Anders Holm]

Been way more cool, bro.

[Adam Devine]

All right, well, maybe. Maybe I get into cocaine then, you know? Is that what you guys are saying?

[Anders Holm]

This I love fucking.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, that shit's important. Dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude.

[Anders Holm]

Hollywood, baby.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Adam, I like that. I like that for you.

[Anders Holm]

I do think it's amazing that this is the new cocaine. Like, this is like all the old, like, ah, got on cocaine just to get through the days and. Yeah, this is the new version. Guess what? Not as cool. Just. Just not as cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know what I'm saying?

[Anders Holm]

You aren't cool. You're cool.

[Adam Devine]

No, thank you.

[Anders Holm]

This is not cool.

[Adam Devine]

No, I feel. Dude, cocaine sucks. You know, the handful of times I've done cocaine, it sucks. You feel so shitty.

[Anders Holm]

You did a handful of cocaine?

[Adam Devine]

I did a handful of cocaine. No, I've done it. I've done it a few times, but I don't. I don't like it. I don't like it. I always feel, like, gross. The next day you feel like you're sick. The next day it's like disgusting cocaine.

[Blake Anderson]

You up?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I did it one time and, like, the next, I didn't. I had no idea what the. I was, you know, what I was in store for. And the next day I had to, like, go over to my dad's house and watch football, and I just felt like a dirty right sack of. I was just like this. This sucks. I couldn't sleep.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, before I do this line. What am I in store for? Is he with you? Who brought this guy? And you're like, fuck it. Just kidding.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm still gonna send it. What am I in store for, sir?

[Adam Devine]

What am I in store for?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What am I in store for, sir? No, but I think even worse is, like, anytime you're at, like, a coke party or a coke bar, it's just like, the vibe is just not for me. I'm purely just powered by Jaeger.

[Blake Anderson]

Cocaine is a different vibe.

[Anders Holm]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Adam Devine]

So good.

[Anders Holm]

Your bill, ladies.

[Adam Devine]

I got it. No, I got it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Seriously, I insist.

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[Adam Devine]

Don't be silly. You don't be silly.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shoot.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Hi, this is Debbie, your blinds.com design consultant. Oh, wow.

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[Anders Holm]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

I'm here to help you with everything from selecting the perfect window treatments to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've got a complicated project. No problem.

[Adam Devine]

We make the complex simple, and I can even help schedule a professional measure and install. I didn't realize you did. Yeah, we can also send you samples fast and free.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I always thought I needed.

[Jenny Garth]

A designer to come to my home.

[Unknown]

But scheduling's always a nightmare.

[Adam Devine]

Notwithblinds.com we're on your schedule, and there's no haggling, no pressure, no hidden fees either.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hmm. I just might have to do more.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay. Whatever you need. How about you tell me what you had in mind?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, then.

[Adam Devine]

So the first room we're looking at.

[Blake Anderson]

Is for guests coming over.

[Adam Devine]

Blinds.com is covered over 25 million windows, all backed by a 100% satisfaction guarantee. Shoplines.com now and get up to 40% off with minimum purchase. Rules and restrictions may apply. Yeah, I feel the same way. And I'm sure it's even harder for you, you know, having, like, a young family and shit at home.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that could be a buzz, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, with the six, like, saying goodbye. Like, my son's just like, I want to go with you. I want to go with you. And I'm like, dude, I want you to roll with me.

[Anders Holm]

You got to do, like, in White Fang where, like, he starts throwing rocks at the wolf so it goes away.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah. Those are the best moments in any movie where it's a go on, get situation.

[Adam Devine]

You should make fun songs to, like, make it make you leaving, like, a fun adventure for him. Yeah, my dad used to do that. My dad used to go, daddy's got to go to work to make a lot of money so he can buy Barbie dolls and baseball cards for his little honeysuckle. And then he'd go, oh, yeah, and do, like, the Robin Williams doesn't know how to do hip hop with. With his hands dance.

[Anders Holm]

That's why I never. With that guy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

From this downfire.

[Adam Devine]

And he would do that. And I'm like, well, this sounds awesome. You're gonna go away, and then when you come back, I'm gonna have, like, baseball cards.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like that.

[Adam Devine]

Very, very rarely brought me baseball cards.

[Anders Holm]

But go away again.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like that. I Like making songs to. For children to make them deal with a hard situation.

[Adam Devine]

I think. I think I'm going to use all my pitch perfect skills to be a song and dance man for. For these kids, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dad got fired.

[Adam Devine]

Please don't stop the music.

[Blake Anderson]

Music. Please don't stop the music.

[Adam Devine]

Please stop crying.

[Anders Holm]

Daddy just got fired. We're going to lose the farm. Ray.

[Adam Devine]

Please stop crying.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. Daddy just got canceled.

[Anders Holm]

Old pictures from Halloween.

[Adam Devine]

I can't stop working. I overextended myself and the family.

[Blake Anderson]

Not a good role model.

[Adam Devine]

We have too much overhead.

[Blake Anderson]

Need to batten down the hatches.

[Anders Holm]

Pictures of my nipples at work did not go well.

[Kyle Newacheck]

My accountant stole my money.

[Blake Anderson]

Trusted him with everything.

[Anders Holm]

Do you know who Bernie Madoff is?

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're living in our car now.

[Adam Devine]

This is a fun song. Daddy, what song is this?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're sleeping in the back seat. Dipping. I'm hunting squirrels for food.

[Anders Holm]

Shower at the gym.

[Adam Devine]

I've set traps for traps for rats. Cooking them on the radiator.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're happy. Bugs for dessert.

[Anders Holm]

We're having bugs for dessert.

[Adam Devine]

Things went downhill.

[Anders Holm]

It's Caterpillar Wednesday.

[Adam Devine]

Caterpillar Wednesday.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just one of those days.

[Anders Holm]

Your daddy is a freegan.

[Blake Anderson]

Freeganism.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, man, it ain't easy. Freeganism. Give it up. Give it up one time. Yeah. Freakingism, man. I believe in freakingism, baby.

[Adam Devine]

What is. What is free? I don't know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What fruit?

[Adam Devine]

What is it you eat?

[Anders Holm]

What's free? Like, out of a dumpster.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a free lifestyle.

[Adam Devine]

And it's called Free Gym because it's free.

[Anders Holm]

It's just a play on words.

[Adam Devine]

With a G. This is like a.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Last man standing storyline. For sure.

[Adam Devine]

With a G. Free.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

I'm asking how to say it. I've never heard this word before. You guys are acting like I'm A.

[Anders Holm]

So you know how people say vegan?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, you say B, So this is Frean. Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Thank you for breaking it down.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You just had the ism to make it seem more legit, which is what happened with you. I said freeganism, and you're like, what is this?

[Adam Devine]

Well, is it a real thing?

[Blake Anderson]

It's just a joke.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I mean, it's a real thing that's been said out loud.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Or do you think I just came up with it right now?

[Adam Devine]

I did. You just.

[Anders Holm]

Do you think I did?

[Adam Devine]

I'll buy that in the room.

[Anders Holm]

People say it. It's dumpster diving.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did it have a resurgence? Like, why was that, like, even something that was on our mat for a resurgence.

[Anders Holm]

What is it? Swing dancing?

[Adam Devine]

I could see it being a movement where, like, where, you know, people are like, actually, I live by this. I get everything. You can get everything from the dumpster?

[Anders Holm]

Yes, I think it was thing, you know, but you know, and then people.

[Adam Devine]

Are like, a lot of people got really sick. They're like, you can't eat that. Do not eat that.

[Anders Holm]

It was like an episode of Vice News tonight or some, and that's about it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's definitely. There's definitely something. There's definitely something to it.

[Anders Holm]

Like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you can find a lot of great in dumpsters.

[Anders Holm]

There's something to it outside.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Like forage.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I just don't know if I would like. I don't like how strict is. Is freeganism? Like, how strict? Like, can you buy anything like.

[Adam Devine]

Or not. Not if you're living that frigginism lifestyle.

[Anders Holm]

Strict. Friggin.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Like, how strict do they get?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, if you're a strict free gun, you're not purchasing anything.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think 0 you0 pain for anything.

[Adam Devine]

You get your electricity from the dumpsters.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you get your electricity from like the. The plugs that are just chilling on somebody's wall. You just plug your phone in for a little bit there.

[Anders Holm]

I believe freegie veganism is just eating. I believe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Really? What, you think it's a dietary thing?

[Adam Devine]

Well, it's. If it's playing off veganism.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's a play on veganism. I think it's just trying to eat.

[Blake Anderson]

I never even thought about that.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know. But I. I think that it's just about eating because now. Because now you guys are all making up.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, that makes the most sense and that's the grossest.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yeah, because we were describing, like, we were starting to describe homelessness. It's. I'm friggin houselessness.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. Yeah, you don't. You can't say what you say.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, I apologize.

[Anders Holm]

Nope, can't say that either.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Too charged over here.

[Anders Holm]

It's called free range human.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, no way.

[Anders Holm]

Organic free range human.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, you can't. You cannot say homeless anymore. You have to say free range.

[Anders Holm]

You can. You can.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, you can say whatever you want, dude.

[Anders Holm]

That's true. Yeah, I just. I think homeless is out and organic free range human is the new term.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're serious?

[Blake Anderson]

It's because they say, you know why.

[Anders Holm]

Organic free range human uncaged from Uncaged human.

[Blake Anderson]

It's because, like, the staying home is where the heart is. So you can't say homeless because you got a heart that's beating. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, wait.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not cool. That's how I interpret this.

[Adam Devine]

We do have to live by that saying that is on a wooden sign in my mom's house.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

But you have to live by every wooden sign in my mom's house.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry, Mom.

[Adam Devine]

Which you guys, now that you've all been there, can attest. There's a lot of signs. There's a lot of signs.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There be signs.

[Anders Holm]

I gave your mom a sign. I brought a sign to the bachelor party.

[Adam Devine]

You did bring a sign. I want to thank.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here's your sign. What did the sign say?

[Blake Anderson]

I know what it said.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, what was it? It was like. It's wine. Something. Wine.

[Anders Holm]

It was dinner plus wine equals winner equals. Pretty good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey.

[Adam Devine]

Pretty good. Yes points.

[Anders Holm]

I'm in Alabama right now, and apparently, I don't know if this. That was last month or last year or something, but more people died than were born in this state, mostly because of COVID And I was like, oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

Sick.

[Adam Devine]

Sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's terrifying. That's terrible. That's really scary. Nobody's fucking out there or what? Nobody's having babies.

[Adam Devine]

Like, yeah, what's going on?

[Anders Holm]

I think people are like, they gave up fucking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my gosh.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's the first thing we need to do is start. Start again, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

How's the movie going, Jersey?

[Anders Holm]

It's going.

[Adam Devine]

How's it does Bobby D. Remember you.

[Anders Holm]

Guys, I'm happy to report. Yeah, I'm doing a movie. I'm down here in Mobile, Alabama. It's a Sebastian Maniscalco movie. It's kind of his. Like, not his life story, but a story from his life.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And that's why you're watching Sopranos. Getting in the Italian.

[Anders Holm]

That's what everyone says. And I was like, oh, fuck. I feel like such a weirdo. But no, I'm watching so Bragou. Yeah, I don't know if that's a bad thing to say or not, so I'm not gonna repeat it.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, I don't. I don't know what it even is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Chris Pratt. You.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Patini. But we had, like, a table read before we started shooting, and Bob rolls in, and we're all kind of, like, sitting around. We.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Robert Dairo. He's talking about Robert Dairo.

[Anders Holm]

Robert Dairo. I know Bobby Dairo plays Sebastian's pops, and they're like, full on, like, Italian. It's great. Anyway, so he comes in, we're doing table read.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go.

[Anders Holm]

Everyone's kind of introducing themselves around the table. I'm like, hey, I'm Anders. I'm playing Lucky. And he kind of leans over, looks at me, and gives me the finger.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Point, like, hey, no way.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, guys, no fucking way.

[Anders Holm]

Let's just say he remembered me. Forget about it. Not an option.

[Blake Anderson]

I love that you made an impact on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're kidding me.

[Anders Holm]

Bobby D. He didn't forget about it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Bobby D. Didn't forget about you.

[Anders Holm]

I got some nice flat hours from him right here. I got some orchids.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're kidding me.

[Anders Holm]

He's a professional.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What a freaking class act.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Actually, you know what? And Adam knows this from doing the intern. When you're in, like, the main cast, Bob sends you, like, a little letter that says, break a leg. With like, like, his. From his stationary and stuff. And you're just like, oh, it's so cool.

[Adam Devine]

I have mine framed.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you framing it?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I thought you're gonna say, send you a horse head in your bed.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

So these are stereotypes that I'm sure he's been battling his whole life, and you're just kind of joking out of them.

[Blake Anderson]

Forget about me.

[Anders Holm]

But no, he is class act in that because he knows. He knows, like, really exciting to work with me. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, you're going to want this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, are you freaking kidding?

[Adam Devine]

Do you remember when he would, like, bring his cheese guy on the set of the intern?

[Anders Holm]

I just talked about it the other day.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he's got a cheese guy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he had a cheese guy that would come on set that he's like. He's like. He'd come up and be like, hey, I don't know if you saw, but I got my cheese guy from spinning some mozzarella, and he was like, homemade, like, spinning mozzarella, like, in the parking lot. And you come out and he'd give you, like, little mozzarella balls on a stick.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that sounds so nice.

[Adam Devine]

Mozzarella on a stick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Or like a skewer.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Or like a branch.

[Adam Devine]

Like a skewer. Like a little skewer of mozzarella.

[Blake Anderson]

A branch. This is Bob we're talking about.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here's a.

[Anders Holm]

Another weird thing. On his birthday on the intern, his cheese guy came and he just had these giant plates of spoons full of ricotta, period. Pizza.

[Adam Devine]

Pizza.

[Anders Holm]

He's coming around, and then I'm like, bro, Am I for real about to just eat a spoon of ricotta? And people are like, it's pretty good. And I was like, all right, I'll grab one. So I'm not like, a jerk.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I eat it and instantly grab three more spoons.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Don't go away from here. I'm like, it was so fucking good. With, like, a little dollop of, know, olive oil on.

[Adam Devine]

It was so damn good.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't stop eating. Dude, that sounds so good. I want to get a cheese guy.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I remember. I remember Dairo was he, like. He'd come to set, and he wasn't in wardrobe yet, and he was wearing his actual watch. And we were rehearsing the scene before we all went into hair and makeup, and he had his actual watch. And it was like, I forget what it was, but I like watches. And I mentioned that I liked his watch, and I. And I had my watch on, and he was like, oh, you like watches?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, you like time? Anders can't even tell time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Anders can't. My best friend Anders can't tell time. But that's cool. You do.

[Blake Anderson]

This is important.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I'm gonna remember him. He can't tell time. That's memorable.

[Adam Devine]

I'm gonna remember him. I won't remember you.

[Blake Anderson]

Forget about me.

[Adam Devine]

I. I'm gonna forget about you. He. He goes, here, I'll give you my watch guy. And I, like, threw away the card immediately because I was like, there's no way in hell that I can afford Dairo's watch guy. Yeah, like, there's no way I would be able to afford a watch.

[Anders Holm]

Maybe.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe now. I wish I had it. That was like, there we go. Eight years ago or whatever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, d. Can you ask Adam if he can get in touch with his.

[Anders Holm]

Watch guy one more time, Please?

[Adam Devine]

Hook me up with Daero's watch guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's like, I don't know who you're talking about.

[Anders Holm]

I'll be like, hey, your watch guy guy.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, I don't know who you're talking about.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Never heard of him. Not a fan.

[Anders Holm]

Didn't anyone tell you? There's a huge black hole of my memory from that movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Forgot about it the whole first half of the movie.

[Adam Devine]

I don't remember.

[Anders Holm]

Anders. Your size 12 shoe. Right. I remember that. Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm going to my buddy Adam's wedding. You said, you're going to your buddy wedding. I missed. It was, like, a part of it.

[Blake Anderson]

I couldn't.

[Anders Holm]

I couldn't even even hear.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's Like a bad drive through speaker.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, right.

[Blake Anderson]

You're going to your buddy wedding.

[Anders Holm]

So I'm old. I have. I had tapes before that. So my first tape was Simpsons Sing the Blues.

[Blake Anderson]

First tape?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, after they did the Bartman.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

My neighbor had that.

[Adam Devine]

My aunt gave me all of her tapes. So like my first tapes were 12 Rick Springfield tapes.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, so your musical taste is advanced.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, my aunt just like gave me like a ton of Rick Springfield tapes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And wait, what is his big jam?

[Adam Devine]

Do you know if I ever remember, I. I listened to it once and was like, ah, you know this. I guess this isn't for me.

[Anders Holm]

Is that Jenny, I got your number. Or is that the Outfields? Jenny, I got you. 867-5309.

[Blake Anderson]

Jesse girl. Oh, they're saying it's Jesse's girl.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, Jesse's girl. That's a great song.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wish that was Jesse's girl.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude, if that was in the bin, Jesse's girl.

[Blake Anderson]

How could I find a woman like, like that?

[Adam Devine]

And then it gets a little nasty with it.

[Anders Holm]

That's when music was sweatier. Right? There was like a little. It didn't smell great, you know?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, it's the cocaine, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Does that have a smell?

[Adam Devine]

Everyone had coke sweats.

[Anders Holm]

Does cocaine have a smell?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you got to smell it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you got to snip it to find out.

[Anders Holm]

Hey D, just smell this. What's happening here?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, it's back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude. Urban legends. I thought that was true. I don't know, dude.

[Anders Holm]

I remember hearing that like the new kids on the block had like to get their stomach pump from like jizz or something.

[Adam Devine]

No, I feel like everybody, it was every, every person was just getting their stomach pumped because they were swallowing too much jizz.

[Anders Holm]

Right. Like a girl at the high school down the road or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we should start like an urban legend about her. That actually happened to me. I had to get my stomach pump from too much jizz.

[Anders Holm]

Jizz? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Did you guys know that?

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That's awesome.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know why they dropped a. A best of. This is important this week is the.

[Adam Devine]

Guys had to get their stomach pump.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They all had to go to the hospital and get their stomach pump jizz.

[Adam Devine]

Cuz they swallowed too much jizz. Each other's. I think so.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like a gallon. When they took it all out, it was like a gallon.

[Adam Devine]

There's gallons of jizz that they like from each other. I think Yeah, I think, wow, that's a lot of jizz, by the way.

[Anders Holm]

You're. You're. You're hearing these rumors and you're like eight and you're like, it's called jizz.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like.

[Anders Holm]

I think I understand, like, what it. It's a gallon of it.

[Adam Devine]

It's a gallon. So, yeah, you could just go to the hospital from. It's a thing called jizz, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

The dudes drink too much jizz. So you're getting the best of.

[Anders Holm]

I remember hearing once. This is legit. When I heard in high school, was that a kid, like, at the other school, he. He was eating so much pussy that, like, his. The acidity. He, like, couldn't. He woke up and couldn't talk one day because, like, it like burned his tongue.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, because of. It was too hot. It was too fire.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's life.

[Anders Holm]

See, this is when we need a doctor in the building. Yeah, that can or can't happen because I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't feel like that could happen.

[Adam Devine]

Well, the classic one was Richard Gear. What? The urban legend of Richard Gear getting his. The gerbil stuck up his ass. He had to go to the. The HR to remove a gerbil up his. And also.

[Anders Holm]

Hr.

[Blake Anderson]

He had to go to the hr. He had to go to the Human Resources.

[Adam Devine]

Universal Studios, Human Resources Department. No, he had to go to er.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kind of evolved right into like. It was like a tube and then it was a frozen gerbil. Like a gerbil sickle.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's because somebody was like, well, how did he get the gerbil in his.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, we started question.

[Blake Anderson]

He froze it. Yeah, frozen.

[Anders Holm]

This is important.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no. Well, that was the. That was the urban legend. It was like. No, they put it up there and then it squirms. It feels good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It squirms and it feels good. And then it finally dies. And then you can't pull it out and you're like, oh, what?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the urban legend where the gerbil died. I think like, the urban legend was it froze it. You put the frozen one in the butt?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it thaws out.

[Adam Devine]

No, I never heard that. It was frozen.

[Blake Anderson]

You. You put the frozen one in your butt. It thaws out and that's when you start to feel it wak up. And then it crawls.

[Anders Holm]

What is it? Encino man? Yeah, it just wakes up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yes, this is it.

[Adam Devine]

So wait, it came back alive after being frozen?

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was cryogenically frozen and you put it.

[Anders Holm]

Hold up. What Let me just say this. This is the problem. Richard Gear. Richard Gere was so hot.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Somebody had to knock him down a pecker.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

They were like, I'm gonna this.

[Adam Devine]

And that's what happened to us when someone that started that rumor about us getting our stomachs pumped for. From all. From swallowing each other's juice. A gallon of each other's chips.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. That person.

[Adam Devine]

Now that. Whoever started that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That same person.

[Anders Holm]

I'm living in a nightmare. That person whose birthday may or not be today.

[Adam Devine]

Whoever started that. I don't know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, either way, you're getting a messed up.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey.

[Anders Holm]

And Adam, this is for you right here.

[Adam Devine]

What is it? What is it? I see Adam's got a birthday today. Who's that?

[Anders Holm]

Yep. Shout out from my cousin Chris.

[Adam Devine]

Mush.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up? Shout out to Chris. Chris Topher.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Happy birthday to you.

[Blake Anderson]

Many more on Channel 4.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I actually was really curious about, like, what. Like saying homeless, like, why that became a bad word. Because I know it is unhoused now, but. Oh, it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I've never heard that in my life.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. That's what people are rolling with now. That's a politically correct thing to say.

[Anders Holm]

What's cool is how, Adam, you could be kind of sensitive about it. Okay. Like, all you go. I've never heard that in my life.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I've never heard that ever. I've never even. That. That is the.

[Anders Holm]

You've been working. You've been working. You've been working. Got everyone at home. He. He's been working.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't been in Los Angeles in a long time. And over. Over half a year. This is some new. I'm catching up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome back.

[Adam Devine]

Frism and unhoused.

[Anders Holm]

That's right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome back.

[Adam Devine]

Also unhoused. The exact, exact same as homeless.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Know what I mean?

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's not, though. It's not. I mean, I'm not.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, why is unhoused a better term?

[Blake Anderson]

You're right, it is.

[Anders Holm]

It's like saying, like, it goes back to sliding the DMs. It's just a. We're trying to change it a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It has negative connotations.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Just a different spin.

[Blake Anderson]

Homeless means you're without a home.

[Adam Devine]

Un means you. You don't have that.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't have a house. A house. Not a home. A house. Those are two different things.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, that's. No, they're not. Not to me. Right. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Yeah, well.

[Blake Anderson]

But that's what. That's what we have To. We have to realize that we're so charged. That's what we're supposed to be realizing right now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Home is where you hang your hat. You know what I mean?

[Anders Holm]

No, a house is where you hang your hat.

[Blake Anderson]

No, like, but you can hang your hat in places that aren't houses. That's what I'm saying.

[Anders Holm]

What, a tree?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, sure, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes.

[Blake Anderson]

You can put a hook anywhere and call that your home, but you can't call it a house.

[Anders Holm]

Look at. Hang on. I'm not going to say this. I'll say this. It's not any of our producers, but we have someone in our chat who's going drug addicts now called a substance use disorder. Hey, we're not trying to pile on people here, okay? We're not going after people changing the world. He's like, you can't call anybody anything. What it was. We're not doing that. We're just talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Talking about this one thing of homeless versus unhoused and what the connotations are. Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because to me, yeah, I, I mean, I don't know. I. I didn't see homeless as, like, something mean to say, but when you say, like, other places can be homes that aren't houses, that makes sense to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's how I.

[Anders Holm]

But, but, but, but, like, there's a ton of people who don't live in houses either. And so what about those people who live in apartments or condos? We're just saying, yeah, they, you know.

[Adam Devine]

They live in apartment apartments or condos or trailers.

[Anders Holm]

Are they unhoused? Like. Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying. The semantics of it.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, my uncle was homeless or unhoused and he just said he was camping for like three years.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, there you go.

[Adam Devine]

He was like, I'm camping in our driveway.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, there you go.

[Adam Devine]

We were like, are you still camping under the bridge? He's like, yeah, I'm camping there down still for one a while. Been camping for a while.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Winning. I love camping.

[Adam Devine]

Call them campers.

[Anders Holm]

It. Yeah, that's kind of cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Urban campers.

[Anders Holm]

Urban campers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's not bad at all.

[Adam Devine]

Urban campers is a way cooler term than unhoused cells in the room.

[Blake Anderson]

That right there.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, right there.

[Blake Anderson]

That's it. That's sci fi.

[Kyle Newacheck]

All right, well, that might be too good.

[Adam Devine]

God damn. Been back for seven months and I come back swinging. Get me in in the the room city co.

[Blake Anderson]

So there's some urban campers at the base of this volcano and all of A sudden beavers.

[Adam Devine]

Beavers shoot out.

[Blake Anderson]

Start coming out of the volcano.

[Adam Devine]

Volcano beaver.

[Blake Anderson]

We call it Volcano Beaver. Quest one Unhoused.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, nobody.

[Anders Holm]

Quest one.

[Adam Devine]

Nobody believes Quest one. You're setting yourself up for the sequels with that one.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to. You have to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you have to. Because everybody. Everything's commercial, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Always pitch something with Quest One.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

At the end. That's Quest One.

[Adam Devine]

Well, that's. That's like. With Game over, man, we never really intended on doing a sequel, but we made sure that we had the option, you know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely. You got to.

[Anders Holm]

The door is open.

[Adam Devine]

Keep those doors open for as many sequels as possible.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right.

[Anders Holm]

We even named it, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Game Overboard.

[Adam Devine]

Game Overboard. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And then we talked about doing a third one called Game over mom, where, like, the boat ends up crashing into Jamaica.

[Blake Anderson]

That was with Shaggy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And we. We get Shaggy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We never made the sequel, but we had the third one. The third one named Netflix is like, cute.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, guys, can we promise that every movie that we do together, we end it with a possible sequel?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

As long as it. As long as Overboard is in the sequel title. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Cuz that's a really good package there. You got freaking Game over, man. Game over board. Game over, Mon. Like, that's huge.

[Anders Holm]

Game over, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, I thought it was Game Over Mom.

[Anders Holm]

No, but that. That's comes. That comes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was buying that in the room.

[Adam Devine]

No, that's. That's the straight to dvd fourth one that none of us are in.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's the lower budget one. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

That goes like a Lifetime movie of the week.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Where like, this mom has to fucking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, learn how to play video games.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, she's. She's like. She's a bro for sure. That.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's the store. The True story of a Bro Mom.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. After I put the kids to bed, I just go right into Modern Warfare and just tear shit up.

[Anders Holm]

There's got to be a mom who does that, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, absolutely. I hope so, for sure.

[Anders Holm]

Wasn't that delicious?

[Adam Devine]

So good.

[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

I got it. No, I got it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Seriously, I insist.

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[Adam Devine]

Don't be silly. You don't be silly.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors for it. Rock, paper, scissors.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

But I saw Robert De Niro backstage at some award show, and he comes through and I go, hey, Bob. And he stops and just looks at right at me. And I was like, waiting for him to be like, oh, hey. But he didn't say anything. And then I weirdly, like, stood my ground, right? And didn't introduce myself, which is admittedly a weird thing to do. But I was just like, kind of like, well, you wanted deer in headlight style.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you want.

[Adam Devine]

I wanted him to go like, oh, hey, how's it going? And then I'd be like, oh, yeah, Adam the intern, remember?

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

But he didn't do that. He just stared and looked at me for, I swear to you, like, 20 seconds of just, like, looking at me. And then he goes, huh? And then walked away. I'm sure it was like. But it felt like like two and a half minutes.

[Blake Anderson]

You get what you give.

[Anders Holm]

I'm going to forget about this.

[Adam Devine]

And then Chloe was like, was right next to me. And she goes, what? What the was that? And I'm like, I don't know. I don't know what just happened to you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Better be getting out all your forget about it jokes here, because if you bring those to said Dairo is going to crack up too hard and he might hurt his tummy.

[Adam Devine]

Do not say gaba ghoul around Dairo. We don't know what it means. We don't know what it means.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not going to say gab gobble ghouls.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, now I'm trying to think if I had, like, unlimited fame or and money. Not that it unlimited money, but, like, what kind of guy would I Have with me. Like, a cheese guy is such a specific. Cool flex, dude. What a great poll.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think if you have starred in like 10 of the biggest, like, mafia type movies of all time, you're just gonna have a cheese guy. The cheese guy is gonna find you and be like, hey, I'm your cheese guy now.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, right.

[Adam Devine]

Anytime you need cheese, I'm your guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, because it's like he just brings you the spoon of ricotta and he's like, hey, man, I'll bring the spoon of ricotta anywhere you go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, you're going to love anywhere. You're going to love this ricotta.

[Anders Holm]

You're beating cheese guys away.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's so many cheese guys.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like, well, I got another guy weed through. Look, if your ricotta is better than that guy's ricotta, you could come with me.

[Adam Devine]

If this guy offends you, if this guy's a gabagool in of any at all.

[Anders Holm]

Are you reading? Are you reading in the notes from the producer?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, go.

[Anders Holm]

Gobagul is a nickname for pork. Capicola, which. Pork shoulder.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I've had cap.

[Anders Holm]

Pork shoulder. So you're just calling somebody pork shoulder?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

So you're just saying a food.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a cool nickname. What's up, little pork shoulder?

[Anders Holm]

Little pistol starter.

[Adam Devine]

I just watched the Saints of Newark last night, and I swear they were like, saying gabagool is like, you fucking idiot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it's like calling somebody a piece of baloney.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

In Gangs in New York, it's. Isn't he a butcher, though?

[Adam Devine]

I didn't say Gangs of New Year. I said the Many Saints of Newark, which is the Sopranos prequel.

[Anders Holm]

And we're back to it. We're back to it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the New York Newark thing, bro. I just fucking still haven't quit.

[Anders Holm]

When they're naming towns and cities who thought it was a good idea to be like, No, I said Newark. Actually, it's different. And they're like, we already have a New York up here.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's like right there. It's right there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you said Newark.

[Adam Devine]

It's just right across the bridge, so it's really, really close. Oh, you're New York. We're newer.

[Anders Holm]

Like, you just said you were going to start a New York, but there already is one. I said new work.

[Blake Anderson]

Got my ghoul.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, no, no. I'm going to New York. It's a. There's a g at the end. It's New York. It's right down the block. Okay, New York.

[Anders Holm]

Well, now the bit is different, because that's not even a place.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How do you know?

[Anders Holm]

Why do you stick in the confines of the bit?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I refuse. I refuse.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what are the confines of the bit? Blake doesn't color in the lines, man. He goes in.

[Anders Holm]

I can tell. I see him.

[Blake Anderson]

His shirts are all tiedye.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Crazy.

[Anders Holm]

He's a crazy boy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, Ders, how many other ways could we take a city by? A city that sounds like a city.

[Anders Holm]

But it's already there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know, but I was trying to expand on the joke and go New York.

[Anders Holm]

But then. But then you might as well just go puke Dork.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And it's like, hey, hey, that's funny.

[Anders Holm]

But puke Dork doesn't exist.

[Blake Anderson]

Or do Yorg. Do Yorg.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Do York when Mountain Dew takes over New York.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, Snake Plissken.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, guys, how improv works is we. Yes. And each other. I admit that New York was a stretch, and we probably wouldn't have walked down that road if Blake didn't lead us down it. But now that Blake led us down New York, I feel like we gotta walk down this road with it, man.

[Anders Holm]

But, Adam, let's all be honest. There is something very, very satisfying and funny about every once in a while just dropping a huge deny.

[Adam Devine]

All right?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Hey, man, the crowd loves it.

[Anders Holm]

You love it.

[Adam Devine]

The crowd loves it. The crowd loves it.

[Blake Anderson]

But you can take a deny and throw it right into. Right into fucking Dew York, and now come up with a Mountain Dew premise. New premise.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What happens in the future?

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Kyle.

[Blake Anderson]

Kyle, what up?

[Anders Holm]

No, you can't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Adam Devine]

This shit's important.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, someone just crashed their car listening to that shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, good, Anders.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'll walk it down Do York if you guys want, but all day, couple piccolo.

[Blake Anderson]

Give me a pork shoulder, Gobba.

[Anders Holm]

I think it's bafang ghoul, not gabagool.

[Blake Anderson]

Bafangul.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, that's Bafangul. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

What is bafa. Maybe that's it.

[Anders Holm]

What do we say? Let me just preface or. Yeah, I don't know what I just said, so please don't cancel me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right? You're going to get kicked off at the movie. You're on tomorrow.

[Anders Holm]

We're not hearing this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, this is in the.

[Blake Anderson]

He doesn't know. He doesn't know what it means. He's just saying it. He doesn't know. That's what he's trying to say. It's okay.

[Anders Holm]

Why are we doing do Baffle?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, we want bath on.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not finishing it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Italian. Wannabes Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, perfect.

[Adam Devine]

Used by Italians to define Italian wannabes. People that wannabe. Oh, yeah, that are posers, basically.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, okay, so that's Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

So that's. That's what we're doing. That's what's happening right now.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So we're. We are being a bunch of Gaba ghouls.

[Blake Anderson]

We are chewy gabagouls.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And it's close to Halloween, so maybe I'm a Gaba ghoul.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Terz, is that okay or can you kill that?

[Anders Holm]

I thought it was funny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, just being an old person, that's gonna be the most fun thing to do. You can get away with everything, right? Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, can you put my mic down my pants? I'm old.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm just gonna take a piss. Right in the middle of Home Depot.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Are you talking about it in life or talking about on a set?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I'm talking in life, man. There's those toilets set up. You just act all confused, like, oh, I thought this was the bathroom.

[Adam Devine]

No, admittedly, like, I feel like, like you never take full advantage of your youth. And it seems like most old people don't take full advantage of just being old.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. You can get away with everything because.

[Adam Devine]

Once you get over like 70, 75, you can do whatever the you want to do. People don't know you. You could be a well put together 90 year old. They don't know.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

You're just old.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did I accidentally get in the wrong car and drive it away?

[Adam Devine]

I'm sorry.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, I'm sorry. What was the Johnny Knoxville movie where he dressed up like how.

[Adam Devine]

That was Bad Grandpa.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I think that was Robert D.

[Adam Devine]

No, that was Dirty Grandpa. Bad Grandpa.

[Anders Holm]

How's it not just a TikTok of somebody who, like, films their fun grandpa doing insane shit all the time?

[Kyle Newacheck]

There might be, I'm sure.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that's out there. That's got to be out there. Got to join Tik Tok to find out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, none of us are plugged in. In enough to Tik Tok.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You guys got to get on.

[Adam Devine]

They're probably very famous. They're hosting SNL next week. Just don't even.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. They're out there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The real Dirty Grandpa.

[Blake Anderson]

But.

[Adam Devine]

But that was like, right around the time that they had to stop, like, having like, dogs be mascots for beers and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because Joe Camel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, cuz kids are like, that's awesome. I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Joe Camel couldn't be within like a mile.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Uncle, I picked up all this Garbage. So you could buy a scarf.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, bro.

[Anders Holm]

Chain wallet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So you can rep your addiction on your sleep.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, but you would go through those catalogs and the gear was fucking sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God. It goes for a lot on ebay, especially Marlboro.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they did. Whoever was doing that Marlboro gear was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Go back on some Camel stuff. There's some sick tank. Should I. Oh, my gosh.

[Anders Holm]

You want me to go back on that?

[Adam Devine]

Treat yourself.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Go and just treat yourself. A little peek at the Camel.

[Anders Holm]

I might take the night.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think I would wear Camel. I don't think I'd wear Camel. I know that I would fucking rock Marlboro, but I don't think I would wear Camel.

[Anders Holm]

It's a disgusting habit. What are the. What are the best. I mean, cool. What are the best cigarette brands? This is for people out there who are thinking about getting into smoking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You don't want to make the false step. You want to do the right thing.

[Adam Devine]

Do you think smoking is ever going to come back? Do you think it'll be like, almost retro to where people will be like, you know what? Fuck it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it will. You're right. Because you're going to be like, I'm off the vape. I'm on to like the old school.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, the vape is corny. Vape is so corny.

[Anders Holm]

Like vinyl. You think it'll be like vinyl where people will be. It just actually tastes better.

[Adam Devine]

It's like you're like us listening to our parents records. And then for our generation, it became cool to like collect records. That's. That's what I think's gonna happen with cigarettes or every. Like, no one smokes anymore. And then in like 20 years, well, our little kids are gonna be like, right? Actually, I'm a smoker.

[Anders Holm]

It's like people on old bicycles, you're like, congratulations. You know bikes are way better now, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They're not 60 pounds each.

[Anders Holm]

Exactly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Specialized.

[Adam Devine]

Hello.

[Anders Holm]

Ebike.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, I'm so bummed. I got the Specialized bike and then I got Covid, like the next day. So Specialized gave me this or gave us these super dope E bikes. And I haven't even been able to really ride it because I got Covid and then now I'm in Atlanta.

[Anders Holm]

So is this a shout out or a slam?

[Adam Devine]

Catch me outside. How about that?

[Blake Anderson]

Or is this like introspective?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they for sure gave me Covid. Now I don't think, if anything, I might have gave them Covid Yeah, no, I just. I just realized that I have this sick ass specialized bike and I haven't even gotten to ride it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you got to get on that, dude.

[Anders Holm]

It's awesome.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, they're. They're game changers.

[Blake Anderson]

Do they work in the snow? It's about to start snowing up here in Toronto.

[Anders Holm]

Depends on what tires you got.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Get them snow tires, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Off road, e biking in the snow. That sounds kind of fucking dope as shit.

[Adam Devine]

Zoom, zoom, baby.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What was the cigarette brand where it was like, the pleasure is ours. And it was always like, people like.

[Adam Devine]

Outside on our companion podcast, too. This is important. The pleasure is ours.

[Anders Holm]

It's cool. It's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool you were talking about or. No, it's Newport Parliament.

[Anders Holm]

Newport. Yeah, it was the word. It was green. I know it was green, remember?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And it would just be like. It'd be like people doing activities like sailing or skiing.

[Adam Devine]

I love when they do that. It's like Michelob Ultra. It's like their. Their beer is people just like jogging and shit.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

And you're just like, all right.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, no, you're not. Yeah, Yeah. I think fucking cool. Used to do that shit with the Siggies. And Newport. Used to do that shit with the Siggies. Hardcore.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Didn't Newport. It was like, they're always like sailing or some shit.

[Anders Holm]

New. It's Newport.

[Blake Anderson]

It was all water based activities.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, there you go.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're. You're out here having fun. You're. You're getting lung cancer.

[Anders Holm]

I love the idea of Virginia Slims.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It was like, longer, a little thinner.

[Adam Devine]

Long and lean, you know?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I like Paul Malls.

[Anders Holm]

Pall Malls.

[Blake Anderson]

Pall Malls. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I like Paul Wall.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like Paul Wall's cigarettes.

[Anders Holm]

You like candy paint dripping.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. And candy paint Trunks waving grills. There's something that I stumble upon every five years or so. Look at what I found, dude. Oh, dude, that's from like original Chase Chain Wallet man.

[Anders Holm]

Describe to the audience what you are holding up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, so. So I've got my leather smiley face chain wallet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That I purchased from Hot Topic in probably. I don't know, maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

That must have been like 96. 95 or 96.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, it's pretty fly for a white guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I refine this thing like every five years, I feel.

[Adam Devine]

And then I feel like every time you refind it, I'm right there with you. When you're like. When you're like, look what I just dug out. And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, like a smiley face.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that thing is sick.

[Anders Holm]

Cool. Are we getting Carl's junior Or not?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you guys rock chain wallets or what? Dude, yes. There's no way Ders did. He's a muppet babies fan. You rugrats, boys.

[Adam Devine]

Rugrats. No, I didn't. I. I had a hemp necklace, chain wallet, which was even crunchy.

[Anders Holm]

Like, the chain was hemp.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, the chain was hemp.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Fuck it.

[Adam Devine]

I made it. It was. I was.

[Anders Holm]

Kyle has hearing Covid.

[Adam Devine]

By the time I was a senior in high school, I think I just really wanted people to know that I smoked weed. So, like, I made. I had multiple hemp necklaces that I would wear. I had a bracelet, I had a hemp belt, and I had a hemp chain wallet.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

Just letting people know, like, this guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Loves him, but, like, hemp just being a product of, like, marijuana. Right? But you don't. Nobody smokes.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you can't smoke the hemp. Right?

[Anders Holm]

But you know, if you.

[Adam Devine]

If you rock a lot of hemp, people are going to assume that you smoke weed, and I think that's what I was going for.

[Blake Anderson]

Or you're just resourceful.

[Anders Holm]

That's true, Kyle.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Like, hemp people have changed nowadays.

[Blake Anderson]

Nowadays, it's like. Nowadays, if you're using it, you're, like, resourceful.

[Anders Holm]

It's a resource.

[Blake Anderson]

And fucking. Also smoking hella weed, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Hemp has changed.

[Anders Holm]

I guarantee you the percentage of people who have a hemp product, 98% of them smoke weed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. They believe in the plant. It's true.

[Anders Holm]

And 2% of them didn't know the thing they got from their son for Christmas was made of hemp. But he's just like, how do you like that? Open it up. Mom.

[Adam Devine]

It's actually a hemp made candle.

[Anders Holm]

Do you like your sweatshirt? It's made of weed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's so. But it's like. It's like hemp.

[Anders Holm]

So actually, grandma put on the scarf.

[Adam Devine]

It's made of weed. Weed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The grandma's like, you could have just got me, like, CBD oil, and that would have been fire.

[Adam Devine]

And the grandma's like, I don't give a. I rip.

[Anders Holm]

Right? Pulls the bowl out of her butthole.

[Adam Devine]

Smoke weed every day.

[Anders Holm]

Hypothetically. Cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Grandma ripping. Grammy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, bro.

[Anders Holm]

I have a ball in my butthole. Huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't even trip, bro. I'm ripping bongs.

[Adam Devine]

Brage.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, man, I didn't know that anybody who had an actual hemp chain wallet. But.

[Anders Holm]

But big ups.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I went straight to hot Topic to get mine.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, you should have came with me. And my.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How long was it? How long was it? Is the question.

[Adam Devine]

Pretty long. It went down to about the knee.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like zoot suit style.

[Anders Holm]

That's the whole. You don't want it to be long. Right. The whole point is.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that was. That was a thing. Is like there was. When it was in style, like after Blake got that, people would. People would connect chains together and do long ass chains. Do you remember that? Also fucking multiple ch.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Chains. Two chains, then we ain't talking, titty boy.

[Anders Holm]

Is that why he got that name? Cuz he had an extra long chain wallet?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah. He had a pocket watch. He had a pocket watch and a chain wallet.

[Anders Holm]

The Princess Bride is like everyone's favorite movie.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I mean, that's a great school movie.

[Blake Anderson]

School movie?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. You watch it in school?

[Anders Holm]

When Harry Met Sally Rom.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a great school movie that every time it rained and you couldn't go outside, they put on. What's it called?

[Anders Holm]

Glory Hoosiers. Glory?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Rudy Tucker, a man in his dream.

[Anders Holm]

We watch Glory once a week.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, no, it was always Princess Bride. That shit was always Princess Bride.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I never got to watch that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, they would wheel out the little tv, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, that's a. That's a pretty cool deep cut.

[Blake Anderson]

The best movie I ever saw in school was fucking Tucker, man, in his dream.

[Anders Holm]

But what's crazy? Carrie Elwes, he's in both of those. What? What the up with that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know, man.

[Adam Devine]

This Gary and he's in Workaholics, so. Yeah, he's a true artist.

[Anders Holm]

What are your edibles telling you about that?

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what's he in? What's he in? Princess.

[Anders Holm]

We did it already. Carrie Elwes was in I'm living in a nightmare. Princess Bride and Glory. Glory.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay. Okay, cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Glad we got to the bottom of that. That is.

[Anders Holm]

And as Adam said, workaholics. Very cool. Very fun. That episode was actually fun because we had two iconic dudes from way back. We had Biff.

[Blake Anderson]

Biff.

[Anders Holm]

Biff.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Also known as Tom Wilson.

[Anders Holm]

Tom Wilson. He rules.

[Adam Devine]

What a nice guy. It's always cool when you meet those guys that are just known for being bullied.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not chunking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you want to go? You got it. You got a flow for Tom.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, don't call chicken.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a screen door in a battleship. Screen door.

[Anders Holm]

Looking like Carrie Hill says.

[Adam Devine]

D has the mic.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

They're coming to you.

[Anders Holm]

Adam and I pass it to player.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I had the mic.

[Blake Anderson]

Boom.

[Adam Devine]

It's so tight.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it is. We'll see. He's on the edible. Incredible.

[Blake Anderson]

Yo, Blake hit him with a. He turned off the beat. Blake turned off the beat.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I just don't want to get sued, man.

[Anders Holm]

I don't want to get sued, man. It's easier to hold in the pee than poo, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

To me, it's way easier to open a pe.

[Adam Devine]

My.

[Anders Holm]

Let it be known.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know what to do.

[Anders Holm]

If you need two bars, we got you.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, I just need that one bar of payday is a bar.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, a payday bar.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow. Okay, now we're heating up concept. Eating up.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I got a big bone right now.

[Anders Holm]

Do you whip? Whip it. Can we see? Can you whip it back and forth? Dude, whip the ne.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, let me see it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. Well, we talked on the. On the. Pleasure is ours.

[Anders Holm]

I miss it. I'm sorry about that. I missed it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's okay.

[Adam Devine]

Anders was being a big time movie star and flexing on us.

[Blake Anderson]

Actor, huge actor.

[Anders Holm]

I was needed on set is what.

[Adam Devine]

We say and refused to do the podcast. But we're doing this one now, and we all agreed that we're all going to get kids kitchen with the thing that you weigh food on scale and a scale.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they call them scales. And we're all going to weigh our. And see how heavy the meat is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Our is. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Do I have. Do I. Do I have to?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you have to. We all agree they want two numbers. You don't have to do it. Well, because we were talking about, like, who has the heaviest.

[Blake Anderson]

I said Adam's. Adam said his cock was small, and I said it. It rings a little heavier than mine.

[Anders Holm]

It's.

[Adam Devine]

It seems that way. Maybe not larger, but heavier.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Is it cool if I. If I get a boner and then I do a handstand? That pushes. It pushes down on the scale. Did you guys already cover this?

[Adam Devine]

Holy shit. This is £190.

[Anders Holm]

Have you covered this already?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a push up.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The first number is win weight of dick. Only dick, no balls. Second number is weight of dick with balls. And third number is a boner.

[Anders Holm]

Alrighty, then.

[Adam Devine]

Well, no, the boner I might not because it'll kind of raise off the scale. You won't be able to. You know what I mean?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you'll have to press it down.

[Anders Holm]

I think one of my first tweets ever was when I was trying to be like, what's gonna make a mark here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was like, yeah, content is king.

[Adam Devine]

Content. I love your content.

[Blake Anderson]

Your content.

[Anders Holm]

Exactly. I was like, here we go, Twitter. Notice me way more when you have a boner.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you weigh more when you have a boner?

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely, yeah. Do you weigh more when you have a boner?

[Blake Anderson]

That's a great question.

[Anders Holm]

Suddenly, are you like, whoa, I'm tipping the scales here. And then it's like, no, no, the.

[Adam Devine]

Blood just moved from. From elsewhere.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. The displacement theory doesn't work.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, does ice weigh more than water?

[Anders Holm]

No. Yeah, I guess that is the exact same thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Actually, Blake, I think you're right. You're onto something scientifically, because I don't think that ice and water weigh the same. I think there's some mixture.

[Anders Holm]

They don't. Ice is filled with air, Right. It's lighter.

[Blake Anderson]

So when you get a boner, who's to say you're not getting more air in your bloodstream? Maybe you don't have more blood. Maybe you have more air.

[Anders Holm]

Your dick is full of air.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're a stupid dumbass.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's like a hot air balloon.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. If you found out your dick was full of air.

[Adam Devine]

It's science.

[Anders Holm]

It's a balloon animal.

[Adam Devine]

That's why it rises. It's a. It's a hot air balloon.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

That's tight.

[Anders Holm]

I do wish when you got a boner, it squeaks like a balloon animal.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Helium fills the shaft and it rises, and then that's why when. If you spring a leak and somebody sucks on it, their voice goes high.

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

It's like, hey.

[Anders Holm]

That's why. What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's helium. You don't get after somebody sucks on your dinghy. Their voice gets all high after they do it.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what's up?

[Adam Devine]

They're like, I got to wash my face. I got to wash.

[Anders Holm]

I'm trying to feel like if I remember that.

[Blake Anderson]

I got to go.

[Anders Holm]

I got to wash my face.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, boy.

[Anders Holm]

You scoundrel.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, sorry, you guys.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry. That's how I do it every time I. I know. Other porno race face.

[Blake Anderson]

That's big of you, Adam. That's big of you to put that out there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know what's up?

[Adam Devine]

You're an aruguloid.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Sorry, dog. I always. That's why I went to the fucking Sizzler, was to get the buffet.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, dude, I forgot. You're a gangster. You go to Sizzler and don't get the fucking steak. You door. Cups winning.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You don't get lobster.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Cheese up, hose down.

[Adam Devine]

That was my. My shit back. You know, when I was a kid, I used to. My family. When it was your birthday, you got to choose the restaurant that you get to go to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Sizzler must be nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Tony Roma, Sizzler.

[Adam Devine]

No, literally. I remember being a kid, I never knew my family was on a budget. You know, I just. That's a thing that my. I hear my mom talk about. So I. I remember seeing a commercial for Sizzler, and they had that garnish, and it looks so good, and I'm like, oh, man, I'm gonna. I can't believe I'm even floating this idea. So I was all. I was mad nervous, and I'm like, for my birthday, I. I hope we can afford it. I would really like to go to Sizzler. And my mom goes, yeah, I think we can swing that, honey.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, all right, man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, she, like, took me on a little bit of a ride, and I'm like, oh, yeah, special treat.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a big deal to go to Sizzler back then, bro. Like, I. I remember people would always say it when they won. Like, what are you going to do next? I'm going to Sizzler, right?

[Adam Devine]

Like, no, it's Disneyland.

[Anders Holm]

Disneyland.

[Adam Devine]

It wasn't Sizzler. They've literally never said.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, wasn't there. Wasn't there a dance or something? Like, I'm going to s. Or I'm going to S. I'm going to Square.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm going to Disneyland.

[Anders Holm]

You.

[Adam Devine]

And then with. I like what you. You said when they won. Yeah, not even like a championship, just like a regular game.

[Anders Holm]

Shaq, you just won the championship.

[Blake Anderson]

I swear, somebody said they're going to Sizzler.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, wait.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You just won the NBA championship.

[Anders Holm]

Miami here.

[Blake Anderson]

Where you going to go?

[Anders Holm]

I'm going to Sizzler.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Troy Aikman, you just scored the winning touchdown for Dallas. Where you going? I'm going to Sizzler, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I thought it was, like, some Olympians.

[Adam Devine]

Sizzler, man.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought some Olympians or something.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle heard Disneyland, and in his little brain, he heard Sizzler, man.

[Blake Anderson]

I got to go to Sizzler, man. Yeah, I swear I heard him say sizzler, man.

[Adam Devine]

You are so dumb.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought. I think it was a thing to go to Sizzler for your birthday, though, right? Cuz there's like, it's your birthday. You go to Sizzler. Like, I feel like, what are you talking about?

[Adam Devine]

No one has ever said this, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What are you talking about? What reality are you living in?

[Blake Anderson]

Does Nobody have this, ref.

[Adam Devine]

Keep hitting the pipe, buddy.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know if I've been to Sizzler. What is this? What's they sing to you?

[Blake Anderson]

I would like to compliment all of us, actually, because I believe we started making content together.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And I think we have a hell of a. A lot of great content in our wake. That is true. You know, when we. When we do it, we do it together. And I'm just happy to be here with you guys.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, one. We. One week, we go. We go hard.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we go hard. And I love that you're saying when we do it, we do it together. Adam is in Atlanta making something without us. I'm in Mobile. You're in Canada. But when we make it. And I'm making.

[Adam Devine]

But look at this, guys. We're all different parts of the country and the world, but we still come together for the pod because we love making content together.

[Blake Anderson]

Together.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Very sorry about that.

[Anders Holm]

That's what you're doing, right? Oh, look at Kyle.

[Blake Anderson]

Very, very, very. Bro, I'm sorry I'm stoned. I'm sorry. I've been stoned.

[Anders Holm]

Should we do two more minutes? Kyle just took a big inhale. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, I fought through that whole one.

[Adam Devine]

Hi, boy. What? You fought through? Yeah. Okay. Because you. You weren't high. You couldn't.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I was very high for pretty much the whole time.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, nice.

[Blake Anderson]

Smoke weed every day.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I lost my mind on the last podcast. I was. I. I got too high and I. I was too. I was crying from. From laughing. My. For my good friends. I love you guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love you guys. This is important.

[Adam Devine]

All right?

[Anders Holm]

Okay. So that's it, right?

[Adam Devine]

And that's it.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

And we're done. And we are done.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't even know.

[Adam Devine]

And we are done.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Last one, we rolled up really slizzered and just feeling ballsy. I'm like, pizza's on me. And people were.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that was cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That macaroni and cheese that.

[Anders Holm]

It wasn't even to. To dodge the line. We already bought it.

[Adam Devine]

And you were like, yeah, I miss getting slizzered with you guys. I haven't been slizzard with my boys in quite a while.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now we gotta get slither.

[Adam Devine]

When's the last time we got. Was the bachelor party. That was the last. That wasn't too long. Yeah, the wedding and the wedding.

[Anders Holm]

Three weeks ago at your wedding.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It's never enough. It's never enough, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Honestly, Adam, after your wedding, I. I went sober for 22 days, dude. But now, then this villager dropped, and.

[Adam Devine]

I had to get on back on.

[Anders Holm]

Kyle was like, kyle thought he had you.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, oh, no, wait a second.

[Anders Holm]

Keep going. Go for 23, 24, 25.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No. No. How could you not enjoy a Villager mango margarita? My God, it's delicious.

[Anders Holm]

Is that just a mixed drink in a can?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's right. It's very good.

[Anders Holm]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I love that those are becoming a thing.

[Anders Holm]

I. I think my co stars in. In this movie about my father that I did down the Mobile.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. I want to hear more about Alabama.

[Anders Holm]

I think they think I'm, like, a drunk because at dinner, I would get, like, three or four drinks, and they'd be like, I'll get a. I'll have a drink tonight. That could be nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

And then I'd be like, I need another margarita.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And they would be like, oh, yeah, guys, we're. We're animals. We're animals.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I sometimes forget that. We are little monsters.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

And great movie. Yeah, we. We just drink people under the table, unfortunately. And we might be a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Of alcoholics, but, you know, I mean, I am.

[Adam Devine]

We have fun with it.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, I'm normally keeping keeping pace with, like, a Teba, and a teba is the. Yeah, man. That's why I. I know.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I mean, watching you guys, it is very interesting from the. Because, you know, like, we came up together, and I know I still got the rowdy in me even when I don't drink.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, I can still, like, turn up with you guys, but the level at which the turn up occurs is nuts, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. We're still turning it up to 11. Yeah. I wonder. I wonder when that'll stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When you have a heart attack.

[Anders Holm]

Is this the podcast where we just go, what the fuck are we doing?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

We're 38 knocking on 40.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Zquill. And that's. I mean, bro, there's a lot happening. There's a lot happening.

[Adam Devine]

There's a lot happening.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's crazy. I love it.

[Anders Holm]

I love it. There's a lot happening. Yep. Yep.

[Adam Devine]

I love it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hard lessons.

[Adam Devine]

There's a lot. There's a lot happening. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I love it.

[Anders Holm]

There is.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yeah, no, thank you. Thank you for giving us a week off. I enjoyed it. This is a chore for me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I'll say I enjoyed coming back and talking to you guys. My gosh, I missed the hell out of you.

[Adam Devine]

I did, too. I missed you guys, this is an.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolute chore for me.

[Anders Holm]

Here's my apology. Kyle. I'm sorry we're still friends. I don't want to be that black cloud over you.

[Adam Devine]

So sorry that we're pressuring you into this friendship.

[Blake Anderson]

Super rough. I loved the week off. It's rough to do this with you guys every week.

[Adam Devine]

No, sir.

[Anders Holm]

I don't like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Just kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I enjoy it with you guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's kidding.

[Anders Holm]

He's joking.

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You mean the beanbag chair?

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