Dem Boiz Are Busy: Best Of Eps 71-75

Summary

This Is Important – “Dem Boiz Are Busy: Best Of Eps 71–75”

iHeartPodcasts | October 21, 2025
Featuring: Adam DeVine, Anders Holm (“Ders”), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

This “Best Of” episode compiles standout moments from episodes 71–75, featuring the four hosts riffing on pop culture, personal stories, and the absurdities of adulthood. Their trademark blend of nostalgia, juvenile humor, and tangential conversation covers everything from viral catchphrases, bowling, weed, finger-banging memories, snack debates, and more. The cast continually calls out each other's quirks, teases, and unexpected vulnerabilities, keeping the energy light but personal.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. The Ubiquity of “Let’s Go” and Catchphrases

• Debate Over “Let’s Go” ([03:11])

  • The hosts dissect the overuse of “Let’s go!” as a male rallying cry, likening it to girls’ “woo!” at parties.
  • Adam: “It is a placeholder for a real true thought.” ([04:32])
  • Kyle jokes it's a “new age booyah,” preferring “boom shakalaka.”

• Inventing Alternatives ([05:34])

  • Suggestions for new catchphrases: “yes, mommy” ([06:08]), “sheesh,” or old classics like “baba booey.”
  • Blake: “It's an exclamation, dude. You can't always think of what's going to come out. It's a knee jerk.” ([04:48])

2. Folgers Commercial Jingle – Singing Challenge

[07:05–10:07]

• The guys decide to sincerely attempt singing the Folgers jingle.
  • Ders goes first; critique is he “pulled the ripcord” at the end.
  • Blake adds “flourish.”
  • Kyle: “The best part of waking up is vultures in your cup.” ([10:25])
• Commentary on performance anxiety and their general lack of musical talent.
• Adam: “I don't want to get pigeonholed as a musician.” ([08:31])

3. 80s & Grocery Store Jams

[11:12–15:50]

• Grocery store songs trigger nostalgia; “I Love Your Smile” gets everyone dancing.
• Kyle confesses his love for 80s music and dreams of rocking the era.
• They riff on Eddie Money’s hits, the merits of Doobie Brothers, Talking Heads, and the fine line between “cool” and “dad” music.
• Discussion: Sometimes what you want to listen to blurs between party and parent vibes.

4. Truck Stop Meth, Hats & Quirky Americana

• Debate Over Where to Score Meth ([16:14–18:51])

  • Joking about buying meth at truck stops versus weighing stations.
  • Blake: “If you want the good, go to the weighing stations. That's where they're all pulled off, doing their business, zipping up for the drive.” ([16:43])
  • Ultimately, they agree rest areas are likely where “it goes down.”

• Truck Stop Oddities ([19:36–20:24])

  • “Come for the hats, leave for the meth.”
  • Blake: “First thing they have is the little showcase with diamonds, crystals, and daggers.” ([19:36])

5. Bowling, Cosmic Bowling, & Youthful Nostalgia

[20:34–27:00, 34:24–39:07]

• Ders rails against cosmic (blacklight/glow) bowling: “It's not bowling… all these distractions—all this black light. The game is fine how it is.” ([21:00])
• Lock-in stories: Staying up all night at bowling alleys, chugging Coca-Cola, and the quest to impress girls.
• Bowling technique debate—spin, palm, ball weight, and the allure of “strong man bowling” (rolling 30+ lb balls).
• Blake: “Heavy bowling, I'm kind of in on, dude… strong man bowling.” ([37:42])

6. Drug Tales: Weed, Adderall, and Cocaine in Comedy

[27:14–37:12]

• Reminiscence over hiding weed in Folgers cans (“best part of waking up”), getting high before family visits, or sneaking joints around kids.
• Plant Medicine ([28:51]): How to explain weed to your kids—“plant medicine” is the new euphemism.
• Stories about experimenting with Adderall for performance or editing.
• Adam: “If this were the 80s… I would have been a full-blown cokehead.” ([49:52])

7. Jerky Boys, Prank Calls & Legendary Pubescent Moments

[59:01–67:30]

• Homage to The Jerky Boys and lost art of prank calling.

• Legendary phone pranks, like Kyle’s infamous “contact/cunt hair in my soup” call ([61:18]).

• Roller rinks and bowling alleys compared—shared odd smells, sticky carpets, and puberty milestones.

• First Fingerbang Stories:

  • Locations include the Discovery Zone playroom, car backseats, and ski lifts.
  • Kyle: “First time I ever finger banged a human woman… in the play dasium.” ([63:20])
  • Discussion of the awkwardness and confusion in these formative moments.

8. Snack Debates – Licorice: Twizzlers vs. Red Vines ([51:31–53:55])

• Blake: “Twizzlers are the fucking worst. Fuck Twizzler. All my homies hate Twizzler.” ([51:31])

• Kyle: “I'm a Twizzler family.”

• Adam: “Red Vines have like a weird cult following… I'm like, off. They're gross. They're all gross.”

• Australian Licorice: The agreed-upon best.

9. Cooking & Dad Meals ([94:23–96:53])

• French Toast & Pancake Debate:
  • Kyle flabbergasted that you can make French toast at home. “I thought that was like a restaurant-specific thing.” ([95:04])
  • “French toast is a dad meal.”
  • Adam: “No Lucky Charms is a dad meal, bro.” ([96:20])
• Ders takes pride in planning out and cooking French toast — points out the difference between “man recipes” and skillful cooking.

10. Showbiz, Acting, & Memorization

[89:29–91:05]

• Adam discusses how working on a scripted show forced him to get “brain-broken” and memorize lines efficiently.
• Admiration for actors like Meryl Streep who can “read a script once or twice and have it memorized.” ([90:31])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Blake (re: truck stop displays): "First thing they have is that little showcase with all the like diamonds, crystals and daggers and stuff. Oh, my knives.” ([19:36])
• Adam (on Folgers jingle): “I was scared my career was going to take off. I don't want to get pigeonholed as a musician.” ([08:31])
• Kyle: “I’m a jerky boy.” ([33:14])
• Adam (on performance enhancers): “Cocaine was just expensive. It had comedians’ backs for years… we betrayed it.” ([46:54])
• Ders (on cosmic bowling): “The worst thing to happen to bowling alleys. It's not bowling, it's all these lights, all these distractions, all this black light.” ([21:00])
• Blake (first time): “First time I ever finger banged a human woman... in the play dasium.” ([63:20])
• Adam (on weed & kids): “My wife’s like, just say plant medicine. Okay, plant medicine.” ([28:57])
• On Pickleball and Skills:
  • Ders admits to missing podcasts to covertly train in pickleball.
    • Adam: “Honestly, if you had just told me: guys, I'm going to play pickleball instead of the podcast, I would have said, salute.” ([56:50])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Let’s Go/Catchphrases: [03:00] – [06:30]
• Folgers Jingle Singing: [07:04] – [10:18]
• 80s Music/Bowling/Grocery Store Vibes: [11:12] – [15:50]
• Truck Stop Comedy (Meth & Hats): [16:14] – [20:24]
• Cosmic Bowling & Lock-Ins: [20:34] – [27:00]
• Youthful Pranks & Fingerbang Confessions: [59:01] – [67:30]
• Bowling Technique Battles & Heavy Bowling: [34:24] – [39:07]
• Weed Etymology - Plant Medicine: [28:57]
• Snack (Twizzler vs Red Vine) War: [51:31] – [53:55]
• Cooking at Home ('Man Meals'): [94:23] – [96:53]

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Tone & Language

• Super casual, rambunctious, and playful.
• Frequent use of inside jokes, recurring bits (“let’s go,” “yes, mommy”), and callbacks.
• Boys club energy, self-deprecating, and sometimes hilariously crude.
• Unmissable chemistry—each host gets roasted and cherished in equal measure.

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For New Listeners

If you love comedy that pivots from nostalgia to absurdity in a single sentence—and don’t mind detours into dick jokes, stoner logic, or public displays of affection for Red Vines—you’ll be at home here. The heart of the episode is less about “best of” moments and more about the camaraderie, the celebration of adolescence-turned-adulthood, and the ever-present quest for a new catchphrase.

Closing Thought:
As Adam says (sarcastically) on Meryl Streep's memorization:

“She's not that good is what I'm saying. She sucks.” ([90:55])

But really, none of these guys suck—they just never know where the conversation (or the bowling ball) will end up.

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End of summary.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Let's go.

[Ders]

Hell yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Hell yeah. Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Have you started, Blake? Have you started every episode with that? Does every episode have that at the beginning?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wouldn't say it's Every episode. But it's a lot, a lot, a lot of episodes.

[Adam DeVine]

If you were here, you'd know, bitch.

[Blake Anderson]

I kick off a lot that way.

[Ders]

I'm curious. I mean, I'm asking even the ones I was a part of, like, is that a thing that you do? Everyone, do you remember? No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Simon Rex just tweeted that let's Go is to guys what woo is to girls. You know how, like, you'd go. When you'd go, like, out to a restaurant or bar or something. There's a lot of, like, drunk girls there. You just hear like. Like, yes.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta say, I'm guilty of that, too. Wolf howling. A little bit of wooing.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like your let's gos are more prevalent than your. But Blake rides them waves, though. He'll.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'll hit a let's go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Whatever's on that hot is what Blake's gonna be doing.

[Adam DeVine]

Did you guys see the national championship game the other night? Georgia 1? The QB was just like, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Can't escape it, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know. Well, what it is, is I love it.

[Ders]

Love it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it's.

[Blake Anderson]

It's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's. It's dumb people. Really, really dumb people. Who? Idiots. Fucking morons.

[Ders]

Okay, who are you to judge?

[Adam DeVine]

It is a placeholder for a real true thought.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The fucking idiot bitches. No, I think it's just people that don't have anything else to say.

[Adam DeVine]

Right. It's when you have no words yourself and you just. This is the thing people say. And I know, and they'll know that I know, and I know that they know.

[Blake Anderson]

It's an exclamation, dude. You can't always think of what's going to come out. It's a knee jerk. You're not thinking about what you're going to say.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. I'm saying it's a. It's a knee jerk, but it's a new age booyah. Like, I'm more of a booyah guy.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Boom shakalaka. Haven't we covered this? We've covered this whole thing, right? Tons.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm a. I'm a boom shakalaka guy.

[Blake Anderson]

We come back to it a lot because Adam truly is infuriated by it. The let's Go wave. It's every four episodes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's stop. Let's go, man.

[Blake Anderson]

It's never going to stop. No, it's never going to stop.

[Ders]

It's just. You just have to ride the wave and right now the wave is huge. It's cresting, bro. So it's not going anywhere. Once a wave has that much energy, dog, it keeps going.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go. I'm pissed now.

[Adam DeVine]

Let me, Adam. Let me. Let me. Can I saddle you with something, Adam, please?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Saddle me.

[Adam DeVine]

Come up with something better.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Strap me in your leathers. Yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

Like, let's get going.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. No, too many words.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. First of all, it's for Adam to do, and that was bad.

[Ders]

I know. That was the point of it.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Adam DeVine]

But, Adam, I think if you seriously put your nose to the grindstone, as.

[Blake Anderson]

I know you do, that means doing cocaine.

[Adam DeVine]

Come up with something that's better.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm a grindstoner, you know, what could you do?

[Ders]

What's your version?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

That'S cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. What about yes, Mommy?

[Adam DeVine]

That's pretty good. Yes, Mommy's good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

The new let's go is Kids are saying sheesh a lot now, right? Yes, sir.

[Ders]

As a let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

I think young thug might have started that one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Instead of, like, so you just win the national championship. The reporter comes rushing up to you, hey, what do you have to say? You just won the national championship. And you go, yes, Mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

I wish.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, that's way better than let's go.

[Adam DeVine]

That's like a bed, like a baba.

[Kyle Newacheck]

People are like, wait, what is going on right now?

[Ders]

Yes, Mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

We gotta get about our own baba buoy. Right? Like how people shout that at golf outings to be like, I'm a Howard Stern fan or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

We have it. It's popo's out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Popo.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam DeVine]

Kevin Federline has popo's out.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

We are children of K. Fed. Guys, I do want to one time on the pod, have a serious competition where we all.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, sir. I don't like it.

[Blake Anderson]

Try to sing a song as well as we can. No joke about it.

[Ders]

Oh, dude, I was thinking about that. Blake. Here it is.

[Adam DeVine]

All right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you mean?

[Ders]

I was singing the old Folgers theme because I got this.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Should we each try it? That okay?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm an Oakland coffee man.

[Ders]

Yeah, I'll start.

[Blake Anderson]

And don't be funny about it.

[Ders]

No, no. I was testing my mic and I was doing it. Okay. You ready?

[Adam DeVine]

Wet my whistle.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, weirdly, why did Folgers give us. They sent me a mug, too, in, like, 5K cups.

[Adam DeVine]

Because they're fucking. Jeez. They get it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Big shout out.

[Ders]

Yeah. And they have the best theme song of all time. And here it Goes. Here's my rendition.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, let's hear it.

[Ders]

The best part, awakening of his Folgers in your cup.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Okay. Very good.

[Adam DeVine]

Started out rough.

[Ders]

I love it. Rough.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Rough. Yeah. I mean, it's cool. It's cool to hear someone try. And that's. I think, what it's trying to.

[Ders]

Well, I think I should. Yeah, go ahead.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's okay.

[Ders]

I want to redo.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, wait. Der.

[Blake Anderson]

Now really try.

[Adam DeVine]

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, he rushed it. He rushed it at the end.

[Adam DeVine]

He did.

[Blake Anderson]

He kind of pulled the rip cord.

[Adam DeVine]

On it in your car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think what happened is Durst got a little scared at the end, was he was being a little vulnerable.

[Adam DeVine]

I was scared my career was going to take off.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, he was being a little vulnerable by singing, and that. That scared him.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't want to get pigeonholed as a musician.

[Blake Anderson]

You have a very. Who was Raspy.

[Ders]

Raspy voice.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Who was that guy in, like, the 90s? He had kind of a mullet.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He was like Rick Ashley.

[Adam DeVine]

Are we talking 90s?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Wait, no. What was that guy's name? He was fucking cool.

[Adam DeVine]

Talking about Don Henley of the eag.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm not talking about Don Henley. His name.

[Adam DeVine]

It was Summer.

[Blake Anderson]

What was that guy's name?

[Adam DeVine]

Fuck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm going to have Tom Waits. What do you mean?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it was Tom Waits.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's a ton of people with raspy voices.

[Blake Anderson]

It wasn't Tom Waits. It was like he didn't sing Desperado.

[Ders]

Bryan Adams. Is it Bryan Adams?

[Adam DeVine]

Bryan Adams.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not Bryan Adams, but you are Bryan Adams adjacent.

[Adam DeVine]

But wait a minute. Did he sing on the Robin Hood soundtrack or not?

[Blake Anderson]

He must have. This guy was built for the Robin Hood soundtrack.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, fool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

All right, all right. Blake. It was Rod Stewart, okay? Obviously Rod Stewart.

[Ders]

Yeah, Rod Stewart.

[Blake Anderson]

Rod Stewart.

[Ders]

It's freaking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, well, Blake, if you don't know, then you don't know, and it's your turn to sing.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Ders]

Durs, I really liked that.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You can't set it up and then try to dodge the scene.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, all right, all right. Here we go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.

[Ders]

Wow. With the flourishes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He put a little flourish.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it sounded real.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Flourish on it.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, thank you.

[Ders]

That was great. I mean, that was a good rendition, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Here's what's cool. Is that Adam, you sing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't sing, though.

[Adam DeVine]

And I'm wondering how much better yours is actually going to be than ours.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, come on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, probably not much better. That's the thing, is I don't sing.

[Adam DeVine]

Nope, don't preface.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, go ahead.

[Adam DeVine]

Let's hear it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The best part of waking up is vultures in your cup.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam DeVine]

In yo cup.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Give me a hell yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That was really good. I don't know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know the song.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I like that. You made it your own.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that was really, really good.

[Ders]

It was like a much higher register.

[Adam DeVine]

Arguably the best.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's part of waking up.

[Ders]

There you go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's Folgers in your car now.

[Blake Anderson]

That one has some stink on it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like that. Yeah, see, that's what. That's more my rang thought it was higher.

[Adam DeVine]

That was Skinny Luther right there.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello and welcome.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And we're back. Different vibe.

[Ders]

Let it breath, turn it up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Trying to find exactly.

[Ders]

Feeling good, baby.

[Adam DeVine]

Yo, so to me, this is how I know I'm old when I'm at a grocery store. Cuz to me, that's a grocery store banger.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, sure.

[Adam DeVine]

We're old enough. Or at least I'm old enough now that when I'm in the grocery store and a song like that comes on, I'm nodding my head, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

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Yeah.

[Ders]

For real.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

They've got some real bangers that hit me at my age. You know what I mean?

[Ders]

Yeah. It's not worth, like, analyzing that any further than just a head nod and a smile, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what a song I have that, like, when I hear it, it just puts a smile on my face. It is. I love your smile.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Obviously. Obviously.

[Adam DeVine]

I've had that song in my head for 20 years. That's like my go to. I'm lonely, I'm gonna whistle. I'm taking a leak in a weird gas station.

[Blake Anderson]

If that comes on in the grocery store, I'm dropping the milk. And I am dancing a little bit. I'm doing a shimmy.

[Ders]

Dropping it.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. That's a mess.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a mess, but I can't help myself.

[Ders]

You might slip.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've been deep on my 80s for a while now.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like that that was the decade. I feel like I would have really shined in the 80s. I love all the music from that era. I know what I mean. I could, you know, wear a letterman jacket. I feel. I feel like pull off letterman jacket.

[Adam DeVine]

Talk to me about your 80s.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, about my. Well, I was. What? I was, you know, a child.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. Sorry about, like, about what? I know, but you're talking about leather jackets as opposed to, like, Pet Shop boys? Because the 80s was quite diverse.

[Blake Anderson]

So I'm saying Duran Duran.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you talking. You're more like hair band 80s and, like, are. Huey Lewis 80s.

[Blake Anderson]

Emilio Estevez.

[Ders]

Yeah. Men at work.

[Adam DeVine]

Like the Cure, you know?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I. I like Talking Heads. The Cure.

[Ders]

I think I went to the Cure. I went to the Cure, like, almost first in my mind.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I also. I. Talking Heads, I love.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But also I'll. I'll up some Eddie Money, dude. I'm not afraid.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam DeVine]

So there's a lot of people out there that are afraid of Eddie Money, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

They are.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, they're afraid to admit that they like Eddie Money. A lot of people think that that's not cool.

[Adam DeVine]

His voice is super solid.

[Blake Anderson]

He has the coolest name ever in rock music. Eddie Money.

[Adam DeVine]

Doobie Brothers. The Doobie Brothers. That's pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, that's good, but that's.

[Ders]

The Doobie Brothers is great, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm like, to me, like, that's the greatest of all time is. Who are you guys? We're the Doobie Brothers. Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

I do really like the new series of Adam playing songs off of his phone. This is.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, his voice is good. Yeah, his voice is money.

[Blake Anderson]

But that's not his hit, right? Doesn't he have a bigger one than that?

[Adam DeVine]

Take Me Home Tonight is pretty damn big.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's the one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Take me home Tonight. Na na na na na na na.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that was that song.

[Ders]

You knew that was the same song.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's the one that you want to drink beer on a beach or you want to be on a boat.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel you want to be blazed.

[Ders]

Yeah. 80s is good. Well, yacht rock, right? That's 80s, right? Or is it late?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's.

[Ders]

It's mostly in the 80s. Was yacht rock.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, maybe it's a deeper cut, but shaken is a banger by Eddie what's shaking?

[Ders]

Was that. Was that sound like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hold on.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me. Let me. Let me. Let me pull it up a little bit.

[Adam DeVine]

What do you got there? Chocolate Payday.

[Ders]

Dude, I'm eating a fucking. It might have one of your guys. I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Here, hold on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's.

[Adam DeVine]

There's no bullshit.

[Ders]

It's great. I don't like to eat bullshit.

[Blake Anderson]

There's. There's no way. Never mind.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, that's the first time I've ever heard that song.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Hey, dude. Blake, that song rips, dude. Than.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, you got the lizard Quintessential Eddie Money song. Shiver or whatever you called it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I played his, by far his biggest hit, and Blake's like, no.

[Adam DeVine]

And then Blake doesn't even recognize it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There has to be a bigger hit here. I'm going to play you this fucking garbage pail music, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, no, that was for sure an 80s stripper anthem. Dude.

[Adam DeVine]

That song sounded like a kitchen during an earthquake.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That sounded like you made something on Garage Band.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, did you like it? Because it was actually my band.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

This is Nettie Money, right? This is Blakey Money Fred.

[Adam DeVine]

That's my band, Freddie Monkey.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay. I know another one that's really good.

[Adam DeVine]

What about.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go and hear me out. Arguably better than Take Me Home Tonight. Two tickets to Paris Paradise.

[Adam DeVine]

That's the one he plays on the commercials, right? And you know what? I would argue don't like it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Take Me Home Tonight is. Is the better of the.

[Ders]

I'm pissed now because.

[Adam DeVine]

What? Two tickets? That's only two. I want more than my two tickets.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Four tickets to Paradise.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I think. I think he's going with a girl. With his girl or whatever, you know? But yeah, I mean, trips are more fun if you go with, like, a group of friends, you know, there's.

[Blake Anderson]

Wants a threesome.

[Adam DeVine]

I want one of you guys in a threesome.

[Ders]

I'd preach.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Whenever I'm. I'm at a truck stop, I just want, like, see, like, how much trouble I could get in and how quickly it could happen, you know, like, how quick, like, if. How easy it would be to get meth. I've never done meth, but, I mean, I would, like, I do want to find out, like, how easy it is to get meth at a truck stop.

[Better Picks Announcer 2]

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[Adam DeVine]

It's easy, is it?

[Ders]

Yeah. I think to get meth, you just have to be diagnosed with add, right? And then you.

[Adam DeVine]

All the. All the truckers have it.

[Blake Anderson]

You want to know where it really goes down.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Weighing stations. All right. Truck. Weighing stations, right? If you want the good, go to the weighing stations. That's where they're all pulled off. They're all doing their. Their business, zipping up for the drive.

[Adam DeVine]

And you know that because that's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, Blake, that's not a real.

[Blake Anderson]

It is a real thing.

[Adam DeVine]

Why do you know this?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's not a real thing.

[Blake Anderson]

It absolutely is. Truck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know that. Okay. You want to come at me, bro?

[Blake Anderson]

I would love to.

[Ders]

Let's please come at me, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wayne Stations happen on the side of the road. It's truck by truck. That's not where you buy your meth or get your. Your low end hooker. That's not where that happens.

[Ders]

Okay, I bet if you were in the little station that's like weighing the trucks. If you're in the booth, you're the one who can have the meth and you're the one who can be like, hey, here's your meth, playboy. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, sure, I'm saying, I'm saying as like a generality. Any truck stop in America, I think you can. I think there's a high probability of getting meth. I don't know if it's at the weighing station.

[Adam DeVine]

Why, Blake, what is your. Tell us why this is a way station over a truck stop.

[Blake Anderson]

Because truck stops are way brighter. They're way more populated. They have families there getting gas. The truck way station is truckers only. No families are pulling over for that.

[Adam DeVine]

But the truck way station, correct me if I'm wrong, the truck way station is run by the state, Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's correct.

[Blake Anderson]

I've never gone in a way station.

[Adam DeVine]

As opposed to just like a private business that doesn't give a fuck what's happening there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That is honors. That is correct.

[Adam DeVine]

And Kyle, you're saying it's like a service window. Like they pull up and they go. That's what I. Yeah, but there's all on camera. I mean, every. They're all on camera.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, I got it. I know where. I know something even better. I know where it is. Say it on three. One, two, three.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Rest area.

[Blake Anderson]

Rest area.

[Ders]

Break. Check spots where they're checking their brakes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

No, you know what it really is? It's. You know those, those runaway truck ramps?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a bagel.

[Adam DeVine]

At the top of that, there's always a leprechaun with hella math.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, this is where you get your math. You take a manhole cover off the street.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You climb into the sewer. No, Blake, it's. It's a truck stop.

[Adam DeVine]

Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And they sleep in their truck at night.

[Adam DeVine]

No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure, you can add a rest area too. That's where people get abducted. Yes, that's a good place to get abducted.

[Adam DeVine]

Look, I will say this. At a truck stop, you are competing with these hats, if that makes sense.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Thank you. I'm spending my money on those showers.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, depending on how long they only cost a couple. But if you're in there for 40.

[Ders]

Minutes, it's your pocket. Literally your pocket change. You could take a shower and get cleaned up. It's amazing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I think it Goes hand in hand with someone that buys hats like that. Also might be in the market for meth.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you might be a meth head.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's the same brain that goes after it. And that's why it's stocked with the coolest hats, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Come for the hats, leave with the meth.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Leave for the meth.

[Blake Anderson]

To your point when, if you walk into a good truck stop like the Flying J, the first thing they have is that little like showcase with all the like diamonds, crystals and daggers and stuff. Oh, my knives.

[Adam DeVine]

God, you have to be on meth to buy that stuff to buy in. They're like sky mall. The middle of the sky mall with the curvy blades and shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

I mean, I did get a sick ass sweatshirt from one of these truck stops that said it was like a guy that was getting married and he had a frowny face and it said he was standing next to his. His girl and it said sentence to wife. And I wore that. I wore that forever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey. Yeah, I kind of remember. It was white, correct?

[Ders]

Yeah, it was white. And they look like bathroom imagery.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I remember you rocking that.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go. Yes, mommy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, mommy.

[Ders]

It's a lot of land. A lot of land.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you know, topgolf is cool, but there are times when little changes to the game can backfire. I will take a hard stance. I freaking hate cosmic bowling. Do you remember when that took over? Like the glow in the dark bowling?

[Ders]

The worst.

[Adam DeVine]

I met my wife. He's up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's how you met your wife was during a cosmic bowling.

[Ders]

It's the worst thing to happen to bowling alleys. It. It's. It's.

[Adam DeVine]

Explain yourself. Go ahead.

[Ders]

Well, why? It sucks.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah, go ahead.

[Ders]

Because it's not bowling. It's like all these lights, all these distractions, all this. All this black light.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you. Oh, wait, I think we figured it out. You're scared. It's too dark.

[Ders]

No, the game is fine how it is. It doesn't need these elements.

[Adam DeVine]

You think real aliens are gonna show up, don't you?

[Ders]

I'm not scared of nothing. I'm not scared of aliens. Finish it, Kyle.

[Adam DeVine]

It's not really cosmic. It's just dark and black lights. There's no aliens.

[Ders]

I'm not as scared.

[Adam DeVine]

You think it. You think it takes away the, like the. The pureness of bowling?

[Ders]

I think it's. It's great for like, parties and stuff, I guess, but it's so that's what it's for.

[Adam DeVine]

It's what? That's what it's for.

[Blake Anderson]

No, fuck that.

[Ders]

If you're under six.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, it's not if you're trying. You notice they're not doing cosmic bowling tournaments. It's just for like high school lock ins and shit.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, I know Adam was all about some lock ins.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, dude, I was trying to stay locked.

[Adam DeVine]

These girls are locked in here with me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was trying to stay locked in.

[Adam DeVine]

No one can leave. I feel good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then it's just me Hacky sacking in the corner, hoping that that impresses one of them.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at these giant bowling shoes still over here. I'm not going anywhere. I'm locked.

[Ders]

1, 602, 603.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm into the tiny sweaty one. Aggressively Hacky sacking in the corner, slamming pitchers of Coke.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, I'll be right here.

[Ders]

You want a bowl?

[Adam DeVine]

Unlimited Coca Cola? I might have a Sprite later.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When I call my mom to pick me up in the morning, I go, oh, mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

So I'm sorry real quick.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's go.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

That's where my dad hides his weed in a an old Folgers can.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it really is the best part of waking up.

[Blake Anderson]

Wake and bake.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know why he hides it because who's he hiding it from?

[Blake Anderson]

You so you don't smoke his weed.

[Rush Tour Announcer]

Smoke him out.

[Ders]

Also, is he hiding it or just keeping it in a place?

[Adam DeVine]

Your mom will take that shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah man.

[Ders]

Roll it up and light it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, you have to go in his shed. It's behind his toolbox. It's hidden. It's fully like he has to explain where it is.

[Adam DeVine]

Let a man live an exciting life.

[Ders]

Yeah you know, that shit's important.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think it is. Like, you know, it's. The older generation is still thinking that they're gonna go to prison with, like $11 of wheat on them.

[Adam DeVine]

I have knives hidden all over my house.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I believe that about you.

[Ders]

Also, though, Folgers cans were. They used to come in a can before these Keurig things popped off.

[Adam DeVine]

Go off, Go off.

[Ders]

The cans were.

[Adam DeVine]

Tell me about the can.

[Ders]

Put stuff in. If you saved them, you washed them out, you could put stuff in them. Tax screws. They're perfect for workshops. So, you know, maybe your. Maybe your pop's got something baked in there where he's like, hey, baked in for where he puts his weed. You know, just a storage container.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's like, this is where I get my work done. Yeah.

[Ders]

Get a little screwed up workshop, by the way.

[Adam DeVine]

Go ahead, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I was just saying, like, also, half the fun of smoking weed is when it's illegal and you can get in trouble doing it. Maybe he's just kind of trying to hold on to that mystique. You hide your weed, you go off and have a puff.

[Ders]

That's done though, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, I love weed and I love weed. Like here in California, it's fun. All the other things, like having can, you know, the company that I invested in having, like, having that be a legal thing that you could go to the store and buy or any of the, like, little cookies that you can go buy and little, little candies. But there is something pretty special about when he was illegal and you had to be like, on the side. On the side of, like, your mom's house. Quick, quick. Like taking a few rips before you had family dinner, right? Good old days.

[Ders]

So, yeah. So my. So I smoke a lot. Like, you know, when I do and I. I'm on that tip right now.

[Blake Anderson]

Nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. I'm still gonna send it. Nice.

[Ders]

And I got a three year old, right? And my three year old is like. Like, if I have like a peanut brittle cup or something like that, he'll be like, you eat chocolate?

[Blake Anderson]

You.

[Ders]

You have chocolate right now I come in to, like, read him a story, and I'm fucking smelling like weed because I just went and fucking toked up. Because I want to do my best in the story.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Daddy smells like giggles.

[Adam DeVine]

Sticky. You have sticky kind smoking.

[Ders]

And he was like. He was like, what do you smell like? Like, I came in smelling like weed. And he's like, what is that smell? And I was like. And my wife's like, just say plant medicine. Okay, Plant medicine. And I was like, all right, cool. I smell like plant medicine. And that's what it is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Plant medicine.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a really good, good weed name. You should open start that.

[Adam DeVine]

Call it God's Burp.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I remember as a really young kid smelling like. My mom wouldn't let me go downstairs when my dad was with his brothers, and they'd be down there and they were obviously smoking weed. But what they would do is also just chain smoke cigarettes to mask the smell. So I never really noticed the weed smell that was that strong. I. I would be like, oh, this cigarette smell smells different than it normally does.

[Ders]

That shit's important.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So do you think you should start to smoke to again to sort of mask the weed smell or you're just.

[Adam DeVine]

I agree.

[Ders]

Wait, what. What was that?

[Adam DeVine]

You got to start smoking cigarettes again.

[Ders]

Me to mask it for my kid?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Or get off the podcast or get off the pod. Okay, well, you know, that's an easy choice.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello.

[Adam DeVine]

Pull the rip cord.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here we go again. We're back. If it's you and your girl and. And another guy is going to be involved, it can't be the. It can't be a homie.

[Adam DeVine]

It has to be your high school rival.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It has to be. It has to be the head of your rival dojo.

[Adam DeVine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

You got to bury the hatchet somehow. And what better way than to go on a romantic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

To bury the hatchet in your girl.

[Ders]

Yeah, bury him something.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's how you take me home tonight.

[Adam DeVine]

But maybe it'd be co to have your girl like, okay, so you find your nemesis from high school and you go, yo, you get a threesome. He sees your girl, he's like, yeah, she's, babe, let's do it. And then you've already told your girl, and she's down with this because she knows you hate this guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

To be like. To be like, you can't fuck harder than that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And even if his dick's way bigger than yours, she just is like, why is your dick feel so weird in me?

[Blake Anderson]

And you go, babe, this is a great prank.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

You shame him.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

I love this prank.

[Ders]

While you're watching him fuck your girl, you're shaming him while you're watching.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, she's doing it and you're looking there like, hey, honey, he's having a good time. And the best part is that, like behind your back later, she runs off with him. This great prank, cuz the dick actually was good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is a fun Prank.

[Adam DeVine]

And then they get married. Oh, my gosh. And you're on the street one day and they pull up in a Ferrari.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, now you're talking.

[Adam DeVine]

And they. They hand you a. A million dollar bill.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're like, pwned. You and you.

[Adam DeVine]

And you go, oh, my God, thank you. And he goes, that's not real. And they peel out as she gives him head.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, dude, that's the prank.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a fun prank.

[Blake Anderson]

That is a. That's a royal pony, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

And then you just walk into traffic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a funny prank, dude.

[Ders]

But nothing hits you.

[Blake Anderson]

And then you.

[Adam DeVine]

Nothing hits you but a truck.

[Blake Anderson]

But it doesn't kill you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, that truck hits you, you're dead. And then that's the other, the ultimate prank, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

Right, right. And then they come to your funeral and you're like, I guess I hope they're here, because you're dead.

[Ders]

You don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, there's a funeral. You know, there's a funeral, but nobody comes to it.

[Ders]

I'm pissed now because you did.

[Adam DeVine]

Because you lost all your teeth a long time ago. And they don't know who you are. You're just a John Doe. That's the prank.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a good prank.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you didn't have any teeth to identify the body because you lost them all because. Because you were just meth addict.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. So that's the threesome you want?

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[Ders]

All right, great. Good. Good deal, bud.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We really missed the boat by not starting our own. By employing Blake's stepdad for our company and have the meat jerking beef boys.

[Adam DeVine]

Release their own batch because his stepdad makes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's his. Blake's stepdad makes the best beef jerky I've ever had. And I am a connoisseur. I eat beef jerky five times a week. I'm always jerking out the gym.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're a jerker.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm a jerky boy.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a jerk.

[Ders]

You eat jerky five times a week?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, dude. That's why I'm. That's why I'm so poofy. Looking for what?

[Ders]

A meal?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, it's a little snack as afternoon delight.

[Ders]

How much you eat in a bag? Because I can go through a bag.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, not a. Not a whole bag. Not a whole bag. Just a few. Just a few tender strips.

[Ders]

Okay. Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You gotta been fucking with old trappers. What I've been fucking with.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me ask you. Do you ever go into the turkey jerky zone? Are you purely a beef Boy, I do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When I'm trying to. To not how to have a bloated head, I go. I get the turkey and then I just go, jack links, you know, because some of the other turkeys, you don't. You can't trust it right now.

[Adam DeVine]

Do you like it moist?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Lay off me, I'm starving.

[Adam DeVine]

I feel like there's a whole new genre of jerky where it's like. Like actually moist. It's still kind of juicy.

[Ders]

I love that. That's the best.

[Adam DeVine]

Or do you like it dry, where you gotta, like, tear a couple teeth out to get into it?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a delicate balance. Dude.

[Ders]

No, moist.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't like it too wet. Yeah, I don't like when my hands look like I just ate some ribs or something. I'm like, I'm just trying to be a jerky boy. And usually it's like while I'm driving or something, you know?

[Adam DeVine]

Put a pin in that. We're gonna circle back to jerky, boys.

[Better Picks Announcer]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

You put the little pack of jerky between your legs and you kind of just get down in there?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, just some crotch nibbles, my boy. Remember when I bowled a 300 and Wii bowling?

[Blake Anderson]

That is so much different. So much we boy and I. And I freaking slayed a Slayer song on Guitar Hero, but that doesn't count. I still can't play a lick.

[Adam DeVine]

Don't sell yourself short. That's cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I bet you can do something cool.

[Blake Anderson]

I just had a memory about all of us. Kyle, were you there when we bowled Chris Hardwick?

[Ders]

Hardwick. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

All four of us bowled against one Chris Hardwick and we got merged.

[Ders]

Yeah, he beat us.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He was sick, that guy. He scored some points.

[Ders]

Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Points.

[Adam DeVine]

Wow. There it is.

[Ders]

Adam, have you ever owned your own bowling ball? Or shoes. Or shoes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There was a summer. Yes. I stole several pairs that then Were my shoes but icky.

[Adam DeVine]

Frowned upon in the community?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, it was. It was in. In, I think, seventh grade or eighth grade. Me and my buddy Danny Hendricks, we went bowling every day. It was a dollar a game at Cougar Lanes in Omaha, Nebraska.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And we went every day. And I got. I got good. I did get good. I haven't been in a long time, so I don't know how often you're bowling. Maybe your skills are a little sharper than mine.

[Adam DeVine]

He's starting to back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I think I remember Kyle being good.

[Ders]

Yeah, I'm very good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't remember you having any discernible talent. Right when it comes to bowling.

[Ders]

Wow, that's wild, bro. This is big.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't. I don't remember that. I remember Kyle being good. I don't remember Blake being good.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Ders]

Blake would plug in. Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake.

[Ders]

Blake can plug in. I've seen him plug in better than you.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Kyle.

[Adam DeVine]

I remember Kyle doing the. Where you cradle it with your hand and you spin it thing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Yes. I have a wicked spin. I do not use the thumb.

[Blake Anderson]

Kyle has a crazy style.

[Ders]

I just used the two middle fingers in the ball. I don't even have a thumb drilled in the hole because I'm just palming it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Adam DeVine]

I thought you didn't even use your fingers at all.

[Ders]

I thought you just had it. No, because you want to rip up like a buzz saw. You know what I mean? You want to rip it up. Get that hook on it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yes, mommy.

[Blake Anderson]

Me big check hands.

[Adam DeVine]

I got a horrible throw. I throw it backwards.

[Ders]

Are you lefty?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

How heavy was your ball?

[Ders]

I bowled with a 12 pounder. I think it was. It was not that heavy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Which is. It's very light.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

But it's because of the effort that I had to. To get that spin, you have to exert a lot of effort and energy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, see, I haven't. I don't think I've gone for years. I used to go, I haven't garden for years, Donkey. For years, Donkey.

[Blake Anderson]

What your ass say?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I haven't gone for years. I bet now I would roll with like a 30 pound ball.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, you can't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You.

[Ders]

You can't. It's like 16 is the top.

[Blake Anderson]

I think 16 is the max, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you live?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

I would go with like a six pounder probably.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can I do that?

[Adam DeVine]

What's the lightest? The lightest? You can go.

[Ders]

Yeah, you can go six pounds.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like nowadays I roll with like a 35 pound ball.

[Adam DeVine]

I go cch pounder.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey. Okay, Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No way.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, wait, wait. So we were just talking about how you pivot the sport to, like, cooler things, but honestly, heavy bowling, I'm kind of in on, dude. Where.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Oh, that is a good idea. Like strong man bowling.

[Blake Anderson]

Strong man bowling.

[Ders]

That's a good idea.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude. I would love to dislocate a shoulder by trying to roll a £50 bowling ball down.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

What would that do to the pins? And the pins are heavier too, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It just disintegrates them if you. If you hit them with enough force.

[Adam DeVine]

And Blake, how do you feel about smaller and Smaller golf balls. Is that cool? Is that fun?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[Ders]

I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, how about when you go to a fancy, like, resort, and when you get there, they're like, they had the tray with the juices for you and your special person, and you drink it, and it's so fucking good.

[Blake Anderson]

What is. What it. What is this specific place you're talking about here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, when you go to, like, a nice hotel or resort or something, usually.

[Adam DeVine]

Hawaii, like, tropical places. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, gotcha.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I never go with the water, though. I 100% go with the alcohol. Drink to kind of kick that weekend off. Off.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, sure. Yeah. Right when they ask you at the front desk.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But the issue is they always give you, like, the. The. Like the one that just hits you over the head. The flavor of sensation. And they give it to you in, like, a tiny cup.

[Adam DeVine]

You go for the alcohol one. Like when you give your luggage to the bellman and they're like, hey, welcome. And there's an alcohol. When you take that. That's probably where. Mexico.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Mexico.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, Mexico. Just off to the races in Hawaii.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't remember ever having, like, an.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Option as far as, like, oh, that's sad. They're blowing it.

[Adam DeVine]

It. Well, I want to get, like, refreshed before I get.

[Ders]

Am I gonna finish that?

[Blake Anderson]

I like to black out as soon as I land.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah, no, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

I like to forget my vacation before it starts, huh?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Blackout on the plane.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know. I remember. I remember seeing you at my wedding. So Red. The reddest guy.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a major sunburn.

[Ders]

Hellboy over there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I showed up as Hellboy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Ron Perlman, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, my God. Can we.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blake got in the pool and didn't leave for three days straight.

[Blake Anderson]

It's true, man. But I can. Hell, I had to fight through your whole family. It's a wrestling match. We almost got freaking.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that's the uncle. Uncles.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah. My. My uncle Matt was fighting everybody, and he's like a wrestler. My cousins are wrestlers. And so Blake is drunk, and he's thinking, like, I'm also going to throw these guys around.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. He comes from wrestling style, and so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He'S like, I'm from Iowa.

[Ders]

Fuck, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I thought.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And also, you're not. And he fights guys, and the staff was like. Comes running down and they're going, policia, policia. Like, they're gonna call the cops.

[Adam DeVine]

Really?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then. Yes. And then we had to explain that we're all family and friends, and then they basically were like, this is a nice place. Don't fight each other.

[Adam DeVine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

That's how hard they were dunking me under the water. I was being choke slammed repeatedly by Adam's like 16 year old nephews.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was very surprised about. Cause my dad obviously just was dealing with cancer all of last year and he was like, I just wanna see if I could smoke weed. And then we're like, dad, you're not gonna be able to smoke weed. You have fucking lung cancer. And then the Doctor, we're all FaceTiming because of COVID with the doctor. My dad's in there holding up the phone, doing a piss poor job of it by the way. And the doc, we were like asking all these questions and then my dad doesn't have one question about his own health. And then at the very end was like, I got a question. And we're like, oh. He's like, okay, this should be good. All right, good. He's invested. And then he's like, can I smoke weed? And the doctor was like, yeah, I think that, that, that would be okay because the carcinogen levels are so low and what we're about to put you through, it'll knock that out right away. And so.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, we.

[Ders]

It's plant medicine, bro. There is like, there is some studies, I believe, of it killing cancer in a petri dish, you know what I mean?

[Adam DeVine]

There's also some studies of it killing children.

[Ders]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's science. My dad and I would always go fishing at this lake in Omaha when I was growing up.

[Blake Anderson]

Sounds real.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And every once in a while you would hear like. But like it's light. And you're like, what the is going on?

[Adam DeVine]

That was your dad ripping bongs. Don't look at me.

[Ders]

Stay out of my folder.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What is the Folgers can do in here? No, and it would be the, the. The Stealth bomber. Just like, like covering above the lake. Like just sort of creep. And they can hover.

[Ders]

Wait, these things can hover?

[Kyle Newacheck]

They go slow?

[Adam DeVine]

No, but they can go very slow. Like they went very slow over.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, they, they can just so that.

[Adam DeVine]

You can smile people or they can break the sound barrier.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, they, they was like going like mad slow right over us. And there's a ton of cool but planes and stuff. Bombers in Omaha. Because that's where the president goes when there's a giant emergency. Because it's the, the biggest city in. Most centrally located in the U.S. oh, that's cool. Living in America.

[Adam DeVine]

Yamaha's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's. Yeah, that's where he went. That's where he went during 9 11. Oh yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn. Yeah, man.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't go anywhere. I stood my ground on 9 11, but go ahead.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you didn't.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't run from anything. No.

[Ders]

Yeah, you're right. Me too. I still did the paper route.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I stayed in social studies class.

[Adam DeVine]

I went right to Norwegian class and told everybody in Norwegian that plane had a building.

[Ders]

Yeah. US History was crazy that day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I remember going to school and then they were like, you know, we cancel school today. And I was. And then I went and smoked weed in my buddy's garage. For America.

[Ders]

It's the whole world gone crazy.

[Adam DeVine]

You lit up your own two towers of weed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you.

[Ders]

Thank you. That was necessary. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a wild time, man. And I'll never forget it.

[Adam DeVine]

Dudes.

[Ders]

Hey dudes. Can I talk about something?

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

Is it 911 related? Because.

[Ders]

No, no, it's not. I'm doing a. I'm taking.

[Blake Anderson]

We were kind of having a moment of silence, but go ahead.

[Kyle Newacheck]

In high school I. I did notos and then my girlfriend found them and like flushed them down the toilet and was being so dramatic about the notos I was taking. She. It was. I'm so, so excited. That's exact. She was like, no, not on my watch. You're not dying here. And meanwhile I had like a no do to get me through like finals week. And I was like, don't you do that shit to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I snapped.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

I used to do quite a bit of ad. I wouldn't do a lot of Adderall, but I would do it fairly often when I was doing standup on the road. And you just get burnt out and like right before the show would start, about 10 minutes before, I would take like, I would break it up into like a fourth and then take that and then that, that would get things turned. I don't, I haven't done it in years.

[Adam DeVine]

Poor cocaine. Cocaine was just expensive. It had comedians backs for years.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know. Yeah, we betrayed it.

[Adam DeVine]

Fancy Adderall.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm still going to send it. It murdered. It murdered a handful of people. And then we turned our backs on it. Hey, let's. I'd like to give our flowers to cocaine real quick.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Had a hell of a run. Then these newfangled drugs come in and kind of take over.

[Adam DeVine]

They're so new and so fangled.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're so fangled.

[Ders]

They're illegal.

[Blake Anderson]

Did they prescribe Adderall to kids with adhd?

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Did it? It does the opposite for someone with, with add Correct me?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Smart guy. Resident smart guy who can't read.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, no, it's not that I know this from reading about it. It's that I. They gave me that in college. My coach was like, your grades are garbage. Maybe try some Adderall. And I was like, yeah, all right. And I went to like the team doctor.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's awesome. You got the plug. I want to go to that team doctor.

[Adam DeVine]

Licked my ass. And then I, I. Oh my God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Licked your ass? Did you say licked your ass?

[Adam DeVine]

He's just checking it out to make sure it worked. Wait, what?

[Ders]

Okay, okay, continue.

[Adam DeVine]

Ye.

[Ders]

It was cool.

[Adam DeVine]

Gave me Adderall. I took some and went to class and sat next to this girl on my swim team. And I was just jumping out the gym. She was like, what is wrong with you? And I go, I don't know. I was, like, doing drawings and being like, is this funny? And she was like, this is crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

I imagine you would have turned into that dude from White Lotus, like, the guy who's running the hotel who just starts banging all the homies.

[Adam DeVine]

I killed it, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it was crazy. She was like, what's wrong with you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, yeah. Is that what you're saying? You could just see Der's turning, like, super duper gay right away.

[Blake Anderson]

Turning no control on Adderall.

[Adam DeVine]

Just.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it's the Adderall, right? I don't know if it has anything to do with the Adderall.

[Ders]

Shut your mouth.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I can't stop fucking these guys specifically. It must be the Adderall.

[Adam DeVine]

I can get to the base.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's why you can't. You can't do too much of it because it will, like, tweak you out. Like, you have to really start off super duper small.

[Adam DeVine]

No, but I did. I should. But I did one. And Blake is right, the guy. I went to the doctor. I was like, I went crazy. And he goes, yeah, some people have the adverse effect where you, like, it doesn't even you out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, if you don't need it, they prescribe that to you and you didn't need it. So if you need it, then it calms you down and helps you focus. But if you don't need it, it goes.

[Adam DeVine]

I gave it to homies instantly. I was like, this is. I'm going to jump out of a window on this stuff. And they were like, can we have it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Power.

[Ders]

I used to take that all the time when I was cutting. Like, cutting sketches and stuff. I would wake up and just take Adderall and then go, you're a cutter. Yeah. Cutting, like, editing. Like, ain't like that. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ain't like that. But I'll drop them. Yeah. Every morning and just cut comedy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm very glad that it's not that none of us were. Are, like, real drug addicts, because.

[Adam DeVine]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, talking just specifically for myself, I'm like, I could have really. If this were the 80s and I've said this before, and, like, cocaine was everywhere in the comedy clubs, I would have been A full blown cokehead. Without a doubt. Yeah. And I'm. I'm glad that I didn't come up in the. In the early mid-80s to where people would get paid in coke, cocaine, but.

[Adam DeVine]

At the same time, way more fun.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that probably would have been way more dope.

[Ders]

Is that what it was like? It was just floating around. People actually got paid in coke?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. That's like the stories.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. That was the whole. Like, you go to a party and there'd be like a giant coke tray going around like a butler carrying it. And can you imagine?

[Ders]

Wow. Incredible. Wow, wow, wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So on the last podcast, we talked about how easy it would be to get meth at a truck stop.

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[Adam DeVine]

I can't remember.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How easy would it be to get mushrooms at a cosmic.

[Adam DeVine]

At a cosmic bowling.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so easy.

[Adam DeVine]

Very.

[Blake Anderson]

I would even say it might be easier to get meth at a bowling alley than at a truck stop.

[Adam DeVine]

Do you know. Actually, do you know where the place is to get mushrooms?

[Ders]

Where?

[Adam DeVine]

It's at the. Where they tell you how heavy the ball is. The way station at the bowling alley.

[Ders]

The pro shop. Are you talking about the pro shop?

[Blake Anderson]

You talking about the pro shop, bro?

[Ders]

What do you want to know about the pro shop?

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's just having a laugh. He's pulling a. Yes, mommy.

[Blake Anderson]

Because they do weigh your ball at the pro shop, okay?

[Adam DeVine]

They're weighing something they gotta wait for. They gotta scale for something.

[Ders]

That's where they drill your ball. If you could also get your name engraved in the ball and you can get them to say whatever you want. That's the fun part about owning a ball.

[Blake Anderson]

Twizzlers are the fucking worst. Fuck Twizzler. I hate Twizzler. All my homies hate Twizzler.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why do you hate.

[Adam DeVine]

I always got to grab one, though.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't hate Twizzler.

[Ders]

Yeah, but are they still on the shelves?

[Blake Anderson]

They are on the shelves. You don't hate Twizzlers?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Ders]

They're on the shelves. There's a fucking market. There's a market.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You said all my homies hate Twizzler. I do believe that. We're friends. And I like Twizzler. I'm a. I've come from a Twizzler family.

[Blake Anderson]

Red Vines.

[Adam DeVine]

Whoops.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They don't.

[Blake Anderson]

But you do agree. Red Vines. Whoop. The out of twist.

[Ders]

Yes. They're not as slimy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely don't.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, Adam said absolutely don't.

[Ders]

Correct.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just Wanted to make sure we got that across.

[Blake Anderson]

So you're a Twizzler man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I like Twizzlers better than Red Barn.

[Ders]

So you might like my drink.

[Blake Anderson]

You might like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't like black licorice, though. Twizzlers aren't black licorice. They're the classic Twiz.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. You know what?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Adam DeVine]

Red Vines have like a weird cult following where people are like, you're either on the inside or you're not. And I'm like, off. They're gross. They're all gross.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're like a little waxy.

[Blake Anderson]

When they're soft and fresh. Oh, my God, they're so good, right?

[Ders]

Straight out.

[Adam DeVine]

I'll give them soft and fresh.

[Ders]

Straight out the tub. You get the plastic tub and you put that in the first couple out of there. They're warm and nice and wonderful. The last warm.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They. They're not. They didn't come from the oven.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, he's been sitting on them.

[Ders]

No, they're pliable.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he's been sitting on them in the car.

[Adam DeVine]

Fresh off the truck driving cross country from the labor.

[Ders]

They're made in pliable cuz by the end their heart is a rock.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is the way.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you want to know the real game changer? No, you want to know the real licorice? Game changer, I guess.

[Adam DeVine]

What? Australian black licorice, mate. That's what I'm saying, mate.

[Ders]

What is that?

[Blake Anderson]

Australian licorice.

[Ders]

It's really good. Australian black licorice. What is this?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Both.

[Blake Anderson]

All the licorice. If it's Australian. That is so.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Straight up fire Thundercat. It is. Delicioso. Remember when we had this. That like, cool. Was it just a lunch meeting with. With Cheech and he.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Gave us like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, not Cheech.

[Ders]

It was Chong.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was Ch.

[Ders]

It was Tommy.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it was definitely cheat.

[Ders]

No, it was Che.

[Blake Anderson]

Definitely cheat.

[Ders]

It was Cheech. Blake's right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I never met with Cheech Marin. I met with Tommy Chong. That's the only person I've ever met with.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, we went to lunch with Cheech and he.

[Ders]

Out of Malibu, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And he said that he was like.

[Adam DeVine]

This is how you get rich, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was not there.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude, you missed out. He was a really freaking cool dude.

[Adam DeVine]

He was awesome.

[Blake Anderson]

What a legend. But he was saying the most. Most up he ever got on an edible was off of some weed baklava. Because I think it was like weed infused honey and just like layers upon layers of it. And it just sounded like a quite the Quite the magical trip.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Quite the event.

[Ders]

Honey in your tea is great for the winter. That actually reminds me. It makes me want to get some thc.

[Adam DeVine]

Honey, let's not talk about Cheech or Chong, because everyone we talk about dies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's true.

[Adam DeVine]

So moving on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's true.

[Ders]

Don't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't talk about people that we like.

[Blake Anderson]

Good call. Oh, erase that. Scratch that.

[Ders]

Can we please fucking play some pickleball? Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah. The bitch.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, he's back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Everybody, boys, into the pickleball.

[Ders]

The last time I talked about it, I said I was thinking about getting into it. And now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Have you thought about it?

[Blake Anderson]

It's official.

[Adam DeVine]

And now I thought about it.

[Ders]

I'm in it now. I'm playing it now. I'm playing pickleball, and I'm playing it as much as I can, and I fucking love the game.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay?

[Ders]

And I want to play with you guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are you dropping lbs playing pickleball?

[Ders]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it an exercise thing or it's just a fun thing?

[Ders]

It's both. It's both. I like to have both, you know, in one. And it's.

[Adam DeVine]

It's great.

[Kyle Newacheck]

As you should.

[Ders]

It's great cardio, great back and forth, good hand eye coordination, and just a lot of fun with friends. And that's why I think we should do it together.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Ders]

Are you down?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love. Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. You find a chord, I'll be there.

[Blake Anderson]

How competitive does it get, Kyle? Like, are you, like, challenged? Are you playing against some young. Go hard, some vets? Are you, like, learning with people? Like, what can we expect here?

[Ders]

I've been learning with people for the past, like, four months and just playing with friends, but the games get pretty heated.

[Adam DeVine]

What does that mean? You've been learning with people?

[Ders]

Well, we've been playing, like, learning the rules. Like, you know, there's certain ways you have to serve and certain.

[Adam DeVine]

I guess I'm wondering, I'm asking, like, who are you playing with?

[Ders]

No, I was playing with the producers on shadows. We would sneak away, and that's how we got it out of our system, is we would go and just play fucking pickleball and watch the Q tape.

[Adam DeVine]

So let me get this straight.

[Ders]

Don't walk it back.

[Adam DeVine]

You were. You were so. No, don't walk it back.

[Ders]

Don't walk it back. I said it was scheduled. You were so busy scheduled in the podcast and, well, this was Monday through Friday. Who was?

[Adam DeVine]

Instead, you were playing pickleball. And now. And now you want to come back and play us in pickleball? Yeah, it okay.

[Ders]

Correct.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

After you decided not to do the podcast for a few weeks, obviously that time was spent getting better at pickleball.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So then you can come and lord your pickleball supremacy over us. We obviously aren't going to be as good, even though the three of us are all physically and athletically more gifted than you.

[Ders]

Yes. I got to jump on it, baby.

[Rush Tour Announcer]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So you're saying you put a pause.

[Kyle Newacheck]

On the podcast so you could get a leg up on us? Pickleball. Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Honestly, if you had just told me, guys, I'm. I'm going to play pickleball instead of the podcast, I would have said, salute, respect. Go do your thing.

[Ders]

Hold up.

[Adam DeVine]

But the fact that I'm finding out about it now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. But that's rough.

[Ders]

God damn, you guys really put me in a corner on that one.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah, you put yourself in the corner. I can't wait to play you now. I'm gonna be hitting you with some drop shots.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I remember. I remember when we were talking about 9 11, trying to have a moment.

[Adam DeVine]

On this podcast that we've had to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Recreate with you gone, trying to have a moment about 9 11. You said, hey, can say something real quick. And then you outed yourself.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want you to talk about pickleball. Playing pickleball. And that's why you left the podcast, just to get better at pickleball.

[Blake Anderson]

You got on note.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He wrote a note.

[Blake Anderson]

At any point in time, we're allowed to drop off the pod to get better at a skill.

[Kyle Newacheck]

At a skill at a reindeer game at a.

[Adam DeVine]

It can't be anything real. It's got to be a reindeer game.

[Blake Anderson]

I want to get good at drone racing.

[Adam DeVine]

I love that.

[Ders]

That's the thing about pickleball. It's a budding sport. There's a pro circuit.

[Adam DeVine]

You know what else is a budding sport? Ultimate Frisbee. And it just never will be. And what's the other one where you. You slam the ball off the little net?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's.

[Ders]

Oh, the beach game.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that game looks cool. As, by the way, never.

[Adam DeVine]

There's, like, college scene.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's. It's smash ball. It's smash. Smash.

[Adam DeVine]

Is it smash ball?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It is smash ball. Yeah.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Smash ball.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I. I live on the beach. It's smash ball. I see it.

[Ders]

That's the thing, bro. They have pickleball tournaments down in Newport, and I'm like, I'm going to start signing up for fucking tournaments soon.

[Rush Tour Announcer]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And traveling and trying to win Because I'm trying to get fucking pro.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, it's nice knowing.

[Blake Anderson]

How much time do you need to prepare for the tournament?

[Adam DeVine]

Because I can't even believe you're here.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Wait, do you got to take six months off the podcast so you could go train for this tournament?

[Ders]

Or going to. I mean, maybe, but hopefully not. Perfect.

[Adam DeVine]

Earlier, we touched on something, and I'm kind of. I'm kind of scared to do this because I. It's a flower situation. Situation.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God.

[Adam DeVine]

People keep dying. That we talk about.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, specifically that you talk about. I feel like you are the one that brings it up and then they die right away. So it might be.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you want me to bring up the Jerky Boys?

[Adam DeVine]

Go for. Oh, the Jerky Boys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

How funny were the Jerky Boys?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, they're very good. You want to give them their flowers? Are you gonna give them a kiss of death or what?

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know what I'm gonna give.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Them, but don't give them Covid.

[Adam DeVine]

Holy. When I think I was at summer camp, somebody had the tape and they played it, and we would just be in the bunks like before night or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

Just losing our minds listening to these prank calls.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, dude, have you got. Speaking of prank calls, because that is a lost art.

[Adam DeVine]

Nobody else. Nobody else.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Jerky Boys rules. Super funny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I never really listened to Jerky Boys.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, listen to it. It is fucking unbelievable. If you're 11 or 10, it's twice as good.

[Blake Anderson]

I want to put you on another one. Longmont potion. Castle. Have you ever listened to his prank calls? They are.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm gonna go take a prank.

[Blake Anderson]

My boy Skinner put me on him. He's. It's so funny, dude. Just like, hilarious.

[Adam DeVine]

Say those words again.

[Blake Anderson]

Longmont potion. Castle. It's like kind of an underground and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It rolls off the tongue long or lawn long?

[Blake Anderson]

Like big dick Daddy long?

[Adam DeVine]

Long mont.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, not short, but long.

[Blake Anderson]

L, O n G M O N T. Potion cast.

[Adam DeVine]

Castle Longmont. Like, that's probably a street name or a place or something. Potion, Castle.

[Blake Anderson]

The. The dude's super, like, mysterious. Nobody knows who he is. He's been doing it forever there. It's so funny, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

And it's prank phone calls.

[Blake Anderson]

Prank phone calls.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hilarious. Well. Well, you're not. You're not explaining it that well. Just saying. It's so funny. Like, what is it? Just.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta go in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why is it so funny?

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, he just. With people so hard.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, dude, I love that.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a lost start.

[Adam DeVine]

It is.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, prank calling was so fun, Kyle. You were really good at it.

[Ders]

Yeah, I mean, I. I would jump in, of course, bro. I'm game for just about anything, dog, you know?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, we're specifically talking about prank phone calling.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, are we talking math?

[Ders]

But I'm trying to remember, like, what were my good ones? What would I remember? Calling on the radio. Like, radio. And I would be like, what about bungee jumping?

[Blake Anderson]

The best.

[Ders]

There's a hole in my memory. What are you talking about?

[Blake Anderson]

The best one that Kyle ever did, that I remember very well is you called a Chinese food restaurant and you said that Kyle was Blake's hero. You found a contact in your soup, or. No, you said you found a cunt hair in your soup, and they thought you were saying contact, and it was just, who's on? First of, you and this poor person working at the Chinese restaurant going, contact in your soup. And you're like, no, cunt hair. Can't hair in my stew. They're like, nobody wears contact contacts. Nobody wears contacts. And it just really got nowhere. And I think you eventually are like, I got go, dude. But I remember we were just young kids, like, on at John Paul's house. And I'm just crying, laughing, because we have him on speakerphone. I'm just crying. I'm like, kyle's my hero.

[Adam DeVine]

It was after that that I said, I will follow this man anywhere.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here's a dark secret. Secret. It's not the same. I guess it's not the same. I went to. I feel, to me, roller rinks are similar vibes as bowling out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Yes, I agree.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But it's just. It just skews younger.

[Ders]

As cosmic bowling.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. No, as bowling alleys in general.

[Ders]

Well, they have dance. Like, roller rinks have, like, dancing and disco balls and stuff. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

They have the same carpets, they play.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The same music, sort of smells the same.

[Ders]

And you're. Oh, you know what it is?

[Adam DeVine]

They play the Hokey Pokey Snack Shack.

[Blake Anderson]

Serves the same stuff.

[Ders]

You know what it is? It's because you're renting shoes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Maybe that's because in both places, shoes.

[Ders]

Are being rented, so there's tons of shoes off smell.

[Adam DeVine]

And there's wood floors.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So at ours. At Omaha, Nebraska, there was. We had skate land.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then they had, like, this crazy huge play Dasium, right?

[Ders]

With like, now what is that step out?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's like a. You know, like at McDonald's where they have the. The ball pit.

[Adam DeVine]

Like a discovery zone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Exactly like a Discovery zone. Dz Shout out and that was the first time I ever finger banged a. A human woman.

[Ders]

Oh.

[Adam DeVine]

What? Dude, yeah, that was the spot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. In the play. Daisy. Damn, son. Where'd you find this? It was her idea. She was like, let's climb up in the play dasium. And I'm like, ah, this is crazy.

[Ders]

Finger a human woman.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A human woman.

[Ders]

Do you want to step out the adjective human? Is that just. Why did you. Was there a.

[Blake Anderson]

Not.

[Adam DeVine]

Sometimes the smell of that ball pedal gets you revved up.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out to the jungle and conquer.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. And then.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I remembered.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I. Not even. I don't even know if, like, there was an insertion. I think it was just, like. I just kind of patted the outside.

[Adam DeVine]

You just braided her pubes?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my gosh. It was just. I just didn't know what I was doing. I was just flipping and flapping.

[Blake Anderson]

The grim details of, like, your first time finger banging a woman is. It's hard. It's hard to find the right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right. No idea. Didn't even know that there was an inside.

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, neither of you know? No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was so hard intellectually, I. I must have known that, but in the moment, my heart was racing way too hard.

[Blake Anderson]

So nervous.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Just so nervous. Well, where mine was in a. In a tube of a play Tasium. Where was yours, Blakey?

[Blake Anderson]

Back of a car. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Parked classic.

[Adam DeVine]

What kind of car? Yeah, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So wait, you guys climbed in the back?

[Ders]

Back?

[Kyle Newacheck]

There was not a lot of climbing in the back for me. It was. It was a lot of front seats.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think there was, like, I was at a house party, and then, like, the place where we could go to be alone was the car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, you want to go see my car?

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is the way. Was that your move?

[Blake Anderson]

Kick all the Taco Bell out of the way, Right?

[Ders]

Fourth meal.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you go like, hey, I got this sweet backseat of my car, or it was just sort of implied?

[Blake Anderson]

It wasn't my car. I couldn't drive. Kyle probably drove me to the party.

[Ders]

Oh, it was my car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So is the backseat of Kyle's car.

[Ders]

Which car, bro?

[Blake Anderson]

It wasn't Kyle's car either.

[Ders]

No. What car? What car did you do this in, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

I think it was her car.

[Ders]

Which one of my cars did you do this in, huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, you dirty dog.

[Blake Anderson]

It might have been your car.

[Ders]

Was it the 89 Honda Accord? The 86 Pulsar?

[Kyle Newacheck]

All right, we got a car. We got a play dasium, Kyle.

[Ders]

I plead the fifth on this one.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I know.

[Ders]

Well, you know where it Is. No, cuz mine's in the car too. Is the same.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think you're gonna send it.

[Ders]

It was in the back of the van. It was in the back of the van.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, don't plead the fifth. Just, you know. We don't need to know the girl's name, by the way.

[Adam DeVine]

I plead the fifth. It was a van. Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I know. Workaholics. Main characters ranked by intelligence. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. A hot take.

[Adam DeVine]

So good luck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So it says. It does say that Carl is the dumbest, which I kind of. I don't know if I would agree with, so.

[Adam DeVine]

But that's it. He's the human genius. And they didn't mention that. That once.

[Blake Anderson]

Does it say that? Is that the rank or did they just start listing characters?

[Ders]

Wait, it says that Carl's the dumb.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, no. It starts with the dumbest first.

[Ders]

Mission accomplished, baby. Fucking mission accomplished, doggy.

[Adam DeVine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

How could they say the human genius is the dumbest character?

[Ders]

It's ironic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, I don't know. He says, however, he proves to be one of the show's least intelligent characters.

[Ders]

Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When these schemes don't work out.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

From his burrito restaurant to the various functionalities of his van, fan Carl's foolish ideas often underscore his lack of wits. You know what? Screen rant. Alex. Genteel. You okay?

[Adam DeVine]

Send him a case of blueberry, would you?

[Blake Anderson]

Carl is a future thinker. He might not seem smart in today, but he's thinking so many steps ahead.

[Adam DeVine]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

That you don't even know what he's saying. Is intelligent. When he says ice, currency of the future, he actually has a freaking point, all right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, but does it?

[Ders]

That was the start of. Of cryptocurrency.

[Adam DeVine]

I know. I was like, where are you going?

[Ders]

No, ice, Currency of the future is just the start.

[Blake Anderson]

We won't have ICE anymore and we're going to be paying for ice.

[Ders]

It's the start.

[Blake Anderson]

That will be our coin.

[Adam DeVine]

We can't make it in refrigerators.

[Ders]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Because the electricity will also go.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, right. It's just me. Australian.

[Ders]

Have you guys noticed this when you go to the airports and stuff? The International Currency Exchange acronym is ice. And global currency is where we're headed. So ICE actually is the currency of the future.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, see?

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, Alex, you got that wrong. Wake up. Yeah, it's been a long time since I've gotten, like, obliterated on weed. Like, I've been. I've been so. Like, now I know the amount that I like to smoke and just feel good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But it's been a long time since I've been like around a group and instead of like going like hey, we're gonna have some drinks, we'll smoke a little bit of weed, we'll do this. It's been a long time since I've been like, all right, we're gonna hot box this tent or whatever stone. Yeah, we're gonna wear this gas mask and get fucked up.

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[Ders]

I do remember Blake a little bit, like, when we would go down the phone line or the phone book and call actual people. That was not as satisfying as calling establishments. Like, establishments.

[Blake Anderson]

I got in a lot of trouble from that. Do you remember?

[Ders]

No. What happened?

[Blake Anderson]

We were, like, hammered.

[Adam DeVine]

Bare bottom, Spanking.

[Blake Anderson]

I should have got one. We were, like, hammered in, like, the driveway, just drinking little Coronitas or whatever those little Coronas are.

[Ders]

Or the Michelob grenades or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we were Mickey grenades. And we were, like, just doing random ass phone numbers. And I got this lady to pick up, and it was, like, late. It was like one o' clock or whatever, and she picks up. And I was just kind of like, mom, I'm. I'm in jail.

[Adam DeVine]

The worst thing you can do.

[Ders]

I'm like, mom, I'm in jail.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm in jail.

[Blake Anderson]

And then, like, she's just kind of like, what?

[Adam DeVine]

A young child in jail is the best?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. She's just like, jason, Jason, is that you? And I'm like, I have to go. And then I hung up. And of course she calls.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I like that you do a little girl's voice. And then the mom is like, jason, is that you?

[Ders]

He was young. He was young. Blake was late to puberty.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, whatever it was, I must have nailed it because she kept calling, waiting for it.

[Adam DeVine]

She.

[Blake Anderson]

I must have nailed it because she kept calling back, back, back, back. I feel so bad. Until the next morning, I kind of had forgotten about it. And I was, like, just about to get in the shower, and the phone rings, and I pick it up, and it's her. And she's like, who is this? I'm like, I. I'm like, oh. Oh. I couldn't think fast enough. And I was like. Like, I was like, blaine. And she's like, blaine, what? And I'm like, andy.

[Adam DeVine]

So, yeah, this is what Blade Andy so comes from.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, she said, Blaine Andy. So I want you to know that I've. I've alerted the authorities. They have your phone number. And I was like, oh, God, I can't believe the name I came up with was Blaine Andy. So. But I was so scared.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then they go, well, a Blake Anderson lives there. Do we think that has any correlation?

[Adam DeVine]

But somebody at the precinct had just watched Hackers, and they're like, they can change these things now. They could be calling from anywhere.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then the cops are like, nah, let's go get some snacks, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I was so terrified. I Felt so bad. Like, looking back, that was really a mean thing to do.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The sun must not have been home, right?

[Ders]

It must. Maybe he was in jail. You might have hit it right on the head, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. She's like, you're on mess, aren't you?

[Ders]

Her run away.

[Blake Anderson]

This might not have been your first, but you didn't. You have a really legendary one on a ski lift, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Ski lift.

[Adam DeVine]

My. You're hero.

[Ders]

That's legendary. My main legendary.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm still gonna send it.

[Ders]

Blake is like my historian dude.

[Blake Anderson]

My hero.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A legendary finger bang is the funniest thing.

[Adam DeVine]

Also, like, the worst. Like, then you're going back in a glove.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. It's so cold.

[Ders]

No, I feel like. No, you're totally right. Absolutely. Because it was like Eurozone alone. And you can like, you're. You're alone the whole way up there. And you can get some done.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. But also, like, it's a weird spot for, like, your wrist. It's uncomfortable for her. It's cold for sure.

[Ders]

Right. Can you imagine if I would have just fell, like, reaching around, like, amazing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The. The funniest way to be paralyzed. Yes, mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes, mommy. Let's go. Or you're just dangling by Kyle.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God. How. How did this happen? You can't walk any longer. How did this happen?

[Ders]

Well. Well.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, mommy.

[Blake Anderson]

Still gonna send it, my man. Dude, the ski lift jersey.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What you got?

[Adam DeVine]

I'll tell you real quick. But if you did fall and then you just had to kind of clinch to dangle from.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Not good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, man. Yikes.

[Adam DeVine]

This was an. In a basement. This girl who didn't go to our school basement. She had a sauna in her basement.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, wait. So this was. That's. That's even cooler.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait a minute.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A girl that did not go to your school, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's so gangster.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude had like a big house. So we're like, let's roll over to this rich girl's house.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn.

[Adam DeVine]

She had a sauna in the basement.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam DeVine]

Went in the sauna.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Didn't even know such wealth existed.

[Adam DeVine]

It was off. The sauna was off.

[Ders]

That's tight.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

The room temp sauna got dangerous as well. It feels like all of our finger banging situations were kind of final destination nation.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. For. Definitely for somebody.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

So that's it. All right, cool. Let's awkwardly go back to the group of people.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, we got. We got interrupted multiple times in the play. It'd be like, oh, sure, literal children are coming in.

[Blake Anderson]

Or like the Dads in the knee pad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're not kids. We were like. I don't know, must have been 14 or 15. So we weren't like, true.

[Adam DeVine]

Chill.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, we were children, but we weren't like little nine year olds. Like, kids were just like, swinging in, being like, hey, can I. More like, this tube's closed. Get out of here.

[Blake Anderson]

Some. Some kid in the ball pit.

[Adam DeVine]

Have I told you I've had the exact same experience, Adam. What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I feel like we have talked about this.

[Adam DeVine]

Mine was like a high school, like, ironic lock in where everybody was on certain teams that involve water.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay. Swimming expedition.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Ders]

Well, wait. What are we hiding here?

[Adam DeVine]

It was wild, wild times. So what is it? What is it about the discovery zone kind of thing?

[Blake Anderson]

That's it. Never let your kids go to the ball pit in McDonald's. It's.

[Ders]

Well, it's like your first. It's your first freedom. You're, like, out of the sight. You're hidden.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. It's the first time that you could be like. Remember when you. Your mom, when, like, you, like, go in the McDonald's, play Dasium, and you climb up there and you're like, I'm all alone right now.

[Blake Anderson]

You just sit in the tube.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, I'm just in the tube like this.

[Ders]

Or like, Chuck E. Cheese behind the door.

[Adam DeVine]

You'll suck anyone's. What are you saying?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm like, I'll suck anything in here. I don't know. Yes, Mommy.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, so the DZ or the. The McDonald's. McDonald's play Dasium, I guess we're calling it is like the OG Truck stop. You just go in there and you kind of like, wait, and someone comes in. You're like, okay, let's do this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's the child's glory hole.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it's. It's a childhood truck stop. A childhood. That's. That's our version of the truck stop. Let's go, Mommy. Ders, are you ever fired off since you've been a swimmer for so. For so long? Are you ever, like, you're meeting a group of people and you're in your, you know, Speedo? Are you ever, like, little embarrassed by the size of your. In your Speedo?

[Ders]

Or Adam, do you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are you ever like, I should juice it up, or.

[Ders]

Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Ders]

This is making me uncomfortable.

[Adam DeVine]

I feel like as long as you have it in the right position, you're okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, it's the positioning.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

If you have it, like, it'll never get too small. There are some Positions where, like, the Speedo kind of will probably press it down and back into your body.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's going inside. And then it's just like one little. Yeah, one little nub.

[Ders]

Cut to commercials. Cut to commercials.

[Adam DeVine]

In high school, I was a true psychopath. And I just remember this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The other day you used to juice yourself up. Oh, God, what now you crank down in the pool.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, no, no, no, but listen. So. So there's a Speedo that's like tight on you, right?

[Ders]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

And then there's something called a drag suit. Do you guys know what a drag suit is?

[Ders]

Of course I know what a drag suit is. It's a looser Speedo that goes on top of the Speedo.

[Adam DeVine]

It's like a looser speedo. It's more of like a box cover. It's more like a box cut.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I didn't. Did not know this.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's like board shorts.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Ders]

It's like a Speedo on top of a Speedo, but it's looser.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry, why?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, but it's like. It's like a baggy Speedo Just so, like when you are racing and you lose the drag suit, you feel much faster. Right. Because it's not like holding you back. Yeah, exactly. So at some point in high school, I just started only wearing the drag suit without the Speedo underneath.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because. Because your cock looked better just in the drag suitcutter commercial.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't even. I don't think it looked better. Better. It's just it. It was like, kind of fun to swim because then it would just kind of like, be loose and wagging, Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, so your dick would wag and you like the feeling.

[Ders]

Cut to commercial.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, yeah, it was just kind of like fun. You felt you were swimming naked, but then when you get out of the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Pool, kind of fun.

[Adam DeVine]

You just had your dick, like, fully, kind of saran wrapped, like Harrison Ford. And the cryo. Whatever the. It was the carbonite.

[Ders]

The carbonite.

[Adam DeVine]

My dick was just like, hands up, like. And I didn't realize it until just the other day. I was like, that was probably not okay. Or like, just weird for everybody around.

[Ders]

Yeah, no, we're all getting a little weirded out about this one. You guys are just. It's okay. You can get stoned. And especially working this business, you can get stoned all day every day and still be okay.

[Adam DeVine]

You mean medicated?

[Ders]

Yeah, stone, plant medicine, whatever, you know?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I can't though, because I can't act when I'm really high because I get two in my head.

[Ders]

Yeah, acting is definitely different than sitting at the monitors watching future television or watching future movies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure, absolutely.

[Ders]

That's easy. It's good for me to do that.

[Adam DeVine]

Because I don't think higher sentence have never been said.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You gotta kill it.

[Ders]

I like smoking weed on set sometimes.

[Adam DeVine]

Because acting is different than watching future television.

[Ders]

Well, it is. I mean, my man is back. I don't know. I don't act enough to know if I would be okay while super stone, but I would definitely try it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, my. I, you know, I've tried it a few times and I, when I watch the performance back, I'm like, oh, I'm too. I could tell that I'm high. And it's, it's, it makes the performance a little wonky, at least for me. But I mean, I did it like when I was first starting out doing standup, and then I've never done it again just because I was like, I know a lot of comics that do get high before shows and they love it.

[Adam DeVine]

Right.

[Ders]

I think that would flip me the out, bro. I think I would tweak.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was like, okay, maybe I'll try that. And so it was like when I was like open micing, it was like six months into doing stand up when I'm like, you know, 20 years old or how 19. And I was like, my whole shit changed. Like, I'm pretty high energy, especially when I'm on stage, and really. And suddenly I was just.

[Adam DeVine]

Even when I'm on stage.

[Ders]

Yeah, even, Especially when you're on stage, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Right. No, even I got to go on stage to relax.

[Ders]

You're the fastest. You're the fastest mouth in the west on stage, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm shooting, baby. And yeah, I was just like, slow mo up there. And I, I didn't, I didn't like it. The thoughts weren't coming fast.

[Adam DeVine]

Were you slow mo? Do you think you seemed slow mo? Or do you think you just felt slow mo?

[Kyle Newacheck]

My friends in the back of the.

[Adam DeVine]

Club were like, like, hey, you seem really slow mo.

[Ders]

You were vibro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, well, they knew that I, I, I had smoked with them, and so they knew that I was trying this for the first time. And they were like, yeah, maybe that's not your thing. Yeah, maybe you shouldn't get high right before Doug Benson.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because I think if your delivery is really slow and you, and the way you tell stories is really slow and deliberate when, when my is. Is coming at you pretty Rapid fire.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's quick.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not really getting dug with high, man. And we. Not everybody can.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That is true. I remember specifically one time, me and my buddy Zach, we're. We were in high school, and my sister was in middle school, and our middle school. You guys have been in my house. It's, like, right in my backyard. The middle school's right there. Like, you could throw a song.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Yep.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And so we had some, like, Rocky, and we, like, shot them off, and they're, like, at recess, and we shot them off, and they exploded over the kid's head. And we thought it was hilarious. We were stoned. And then we bailed and went back to school. And my sister calls me. We go back in the house, and I just hear the phones ringing and ringing and ringing. And then I. It's a. The. She's leaving a message on the voice recorder, and she goes, adam. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Adam, I can't believe you.

[Adam DeVine]

Was that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That was you, right? Oh, you got to get out of there. The police are going to come and hit some kid in the chest. In the face. And their face and their chest is all burnt. Oh, my God.

[Adam DeVine]

Why are you admitting this?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I'm like, did you get in trouble? I'm like, oh, Zach, I think we, like, mutilated a child.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, here it comes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then we bail. And I spend the rest of the day at school. School. Thinking that I mutilated a child. And then I come home, and my dad was like, adam, can I talk to you?

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I'm like, what's that? And then he's like, I was handcuffed in our backyard this afternoon. And I go, wait, what? He came home, and then, like, went to go pick up dog in the backyard, and two cops, like, flopped out of a bush and handcuffed him.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, this wasn't a Britney and Dennis prank. Prank phone call to you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, no.

[Ders]

Oh, that's what I thought. I thought this was a twist.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And he goes, I was handcuffed. And I'm like, I'm. I'm so sorry. I can't believe that it happened. We didn't think anyone was gonna get hit. And then Brittany and Dad go, we got you.

[Ders]

Okay, well, they got the cops in on it, too.

[Blake Anderson]

Pulled the rug out or.

[Ders]

No, he just. He just made up that. He just made it up. There are no cops.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, there was. There was cops.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cops came. They didn't. They didn't handcuffed him and arrest him. But cops came because we did shoot rockets off at their. So they called the police and we're like, some kids are shooting rockets at these children. Which in hindsight, you know, bad call.

[Ders]

Bad, bad. Right. Not a good look.

[Adam DeVine]

That's a good take back for later. Anyway. Go ahead.

[Ders]

True.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry, mama, real quick.

[Adam DeVine]

Watching Hitchcock the other night and you brought up bread, obviously. I just want to bring this up. This movie I was watching from was from like 1930. Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Who wasn't watching that the other night?

[Adam DeVine]

And they go to the back to the dude's apartment afterwards. And she's like, you got any food? And he throws. He's like, how's herring? And she goes, yeah, okay, great. So he throws a full herring onto like the skillet for like after bar food.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm just like, that's a fish.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, like, times have changed. And then he pulls out. He's like, you want some bread? Wait, hang on. He goes, want some bread? She goes, yeah, sure. He pulls out a loaf of bread that's not slightly like a full. Like it looks like wonder bread, and then starts slicing slices. And I'm like, well, when did sliced bread come out? Because the saying, like, best thing since sliced bread.

[Ders]

Wasn't that the whole thing about Betty White is that she was. Yes, she was older. Was born before.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Then sliced.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sliced bread. Yep.

[Adam DeVine]

So.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Ders]

So it's after her birthday.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Crazy to me that it took that long to just have someone be like, what if we cut it and then put it in the bag?

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, but that's. There's so many things all the time that are like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know. It makes you go like, how. What sweet ass investment do we. Or invention do we get on?

[Blake Anderson]

Heavy bowling.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cosmic bowling.

[Adam DeVine]

Cosmic.

[Ders]

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

[Blake Anderson]

Power bowling.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What? Crypto bowling. Bowling in the metaverse. But cosmically, what if you just walk that back? Yes.

[Ders]

What if you don't go forward? You just walk that back.

[Adam DeVine]

Let's walk it back.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. How far back in time?

[Ders]

Because I feel like I might buy unsliced bread so that I can choose how thick my slice is going to be. You know what I mean? I feel like that I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

If you can find it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, see, now you have that privilege.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Ders]

No, that might be refreshing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now you have that privilege.

[Ders]

That might be refreshing.

[Blake Anderson]

Just pick your own bread.

[Adam DeVine]

He's like, I'm Texas toast. Thin cut.

[Blake Anderson]

So you're buying bread just to cut it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I could see Kyle being the type of Guy that went through his baking his own bread phase.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. No. Which is dope.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you ever go through a baking of your own bread face?

[Ders]

Oh, yeah, we.

[Adam DeVine]

It's the coolest.

[Ders]

Yeah, we did it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's dope.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But buying wonder bread, that's unsliced dirt. I don't know. I don't know what you're getting at there. You just want to cut the bread.

[Ders]

I thought it was clear I had.

[Kyle Newacheck]

To wear a onesie for Mike and Dave need wedding dates. And I remember, like.

[Adam DeVine]

What do you mean, onesie? Like a wrestling singlet.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like a wrestling singlet.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. And I remember just, like, pulling my cock to the side because I was like, I don't want it. And so I'm, like, pulling it to the side, and it looked obscene. Cut to the commercial, like, Zach. Zach wore another pair to, like, press everything down. It's like, you should probably just wear another so you don't really notice it. And I'm like. I'm like, well, then I don't look like. I don't have a.

[Adam DeVine]

Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So then. So then I'm pulling it to the side.

[Ders]

You can't say that.

[Adam DeVine]

I think everyone assumes you do have one, but.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. No, I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

The thing is, as long as you don't have too much spell end definition, you're okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, Yes, I covered this.

[Ders]

You mean the ridge crest of the Honda Ridgeline?

[Adam DeVine]

The Honda Ridgeline.

[Blake Anderson]

I told you guys when I was Halloween shopping to be spider man. It was a real big. Because I have a very pronounced ridge.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that's right.

[Ders]

Yes, you have the ridge crest.

[Adam DeVine]

Bulbous.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's not easy having a, you know, protruding helmet like that can really cause a lot.

[Adam DeVine]

Do you think you. If you fell off a building naked, do you think you could catch the edge with your dick and save your life?

[Blake Anderson]

Here's the deal. If I could somehow detach my dick and throw, it could be used as a grappling hook.

[Ders]

It's a grapple. The head is a grappling.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I have a harpoon.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a real hook at the end.

[Ders]

Oh, it's pointy. Hey, it's pointy.

[Adam DeVine]

Listeners, just when you thought we weren't going to talk about our dicks today.

[Ders]

Commercial.

[Adam DeVine]

Cut to commercial.

[Ders]

Let's cut to commercial. This is too much. This is making me sicked out. I'm getting sicked out. So, like, I'm getting super sicked out.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam DeVine]

Is this sickenating?

[Blake Anderson]

It's sickenating. Man.

[Adam DeVine]

Sickening.

[Ders]

This is sickening me.

[Blake Anderson]

I was hoping it would be tantalizing, but it's sickening.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We don't want it to be sickening.

[Adam DeVine]

So what. What's the verdict? When you watch Mike and Dave back, do you see the Honda Ridgeline?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, you should. I'm trying to show you guys here. There we go.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, because I was like. I was like, Adam's weed just hit, cuz it's very quiet.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I'm. I'm trying to show you guys.

[Ders]

What now?

[Adam DeVine]

What now?

[Blake Anderson]

Please hold. Cut the conversion.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's. That's what I'm talking about.

[Ders]

Why is it off to the side? Why is it off to the side?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because I yanked it over there.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, is your finger touching Very end of it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

You're touching your own dick in that moment.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm probably trying to tickle it a little bit.

[Adam DeVine]

I bet you are.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

There's no doubt in my mind.

[Blake Anderson]

Why is there a picture? Zach has a picture of himself grabbing his dick too.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah, that's him. I thought that was you, Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But no, we're adjusting. I think people cared more about Zack Stick. And, you know, there's more photos of this tmz. It ended up not making the movie, I think, because it was obscene. You know, it's a little too risque.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's sicken me up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was too. Like, my cock is just like, like out and about.

[Ders]

That's that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You made up for it with Game over man, though, huh?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I really let him. I really let him know for that movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

That was brought to you by Honda Ridgeline.

[Ders]

Yeah, we did that one.

[Blake Anderson]

Do I make you horny, baby?

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, so you have these, like, chunks to memorize. And it broke my brain because at workaholics, it was a little bit more like passing the mic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And if we did go on a rant, it was most likely not screwed, scripted.

[Ders]

So you're still passing it back and forth because it's improv.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes. And we would be improvising. And if we had like a long thing, you could kind of wing it and change a word here. We're there. But so, like, my brain just broke doing that. And then ever since I've done that show, I can memorize things so much easier than ever before.

[Blake Anderson]

Really?

[Adam DeVine]

Just because I had to. Because I was like, well, I don't want to be the guy who doesn't know it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And now to read something, memorizing it, it's. Unless there's like a Weird fucking. Every once in a while there'll be something that I just can't click with. Yeah, that'll be like this line will not transfer in my brain for some reason.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Ders]

Do you think those like when you have the skill? I mean, I've never done it, but do you think like those actors, like your friend on the soap, is he like taking a fucking picture of the page with his mind? Like, how is that happening?

[Adam DeVine]

That's Meryl Streep. Apparently like she can read a script once or twice and has it memorized.

[Ders]

Has it has like images of it and she knows where it is.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, I don't know if it's. It's she sees the page or she internalizes what she's read, but she just can read it a few pages and I'm like, well, no wonder you're good then.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam DeVine]

If I could memorize like that and have it baked into my soul that.

[Blake Anderson]

Quick, I'd be so good.

[Adam DeVine]

She's not that good is what I'm saying. She sucks.

[Ders]

She just has this incredible skill.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

There was a time that I called myself, like, rocket man. No jokes. I called myself and hundreds of dollars of rockets in my truck and trunk of my car. And then, you know, behind the subwoofers. No big deal.

[Adam DeVine]

And that's so country. I love when you talk about the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Omaha ness and then just had so many rockets. And whenever I was at a party or gas station or parking lot or anywhere, it would just throw a rocket.

[Adam DeVine]

Yo, rocket man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is the way.

[Ders]

Rocket man. You got a rocket? Yeah. Let me get into my trunk. I got a rock behind the subs.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Meanwhile, while no one called me rocket man, it was a thing that I'm like, definitely was trying to get going for myself.

[Ders]

You've never made French toast out of a regular loaf of bread in your entire. What? You always have French toast. Brioche. You always have brioche bread.

[Adam DeVine]

I never make French toast out of nowhere. You plan to do it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I didn't even know French toast was a thing that is. That you can just make at home.

[Adam DeVine]

Until he golfed with Michelle. We.

[Ders]

You're. You're planning. You're always planning your French toast, Anders. Always enough where you can go get your brioche bread.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Well, how often. Kyle, how often are you making French toast? I didn't even know you could make that at home. I thought that was like a restaurant specific.

[Ders]

This is a thing. French.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you a Denny's thing?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I thought that was a Denny's type thing.

[Ders]

It is a Denny's type thing, but French toast is also the type of thing that's supposed to. You're supposed to. It's supposed to sweep you up in the moment. So you're supposed to get an idea for French toast.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Not. No. Instant pancakes are Bisquick.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, love me some bisquick.

[Ders]

It's the same concept.

[Blake Anderson]

French toast is like four steps. Bisquick. Pancakes are two.

[Adam DeVine]

Shake it, pour it.

[Ders]

But you guys don't enjoy cooking at all, right? You don't. You don't enjoy cooking. You don't like that part of the kitchen.

[Blake Anderson]

Excuse me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Ders]

Do you cook? I'm. I'm seriously wondering.

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[Kyle Newacheck]

I grew up grill.

[Blake Anderson]

I made pancakes.

[Ders]

You're not cooking, and you're making the easiest pancakes on planet earth. And Ders is planning his French toast missions. So you guys are not just going into the kitchen and looking at what you have and saying, like, you make.

[Adam DeVine]

I love. Kyle's like, the guy who's like, I'm just gonna see what ingredients I have, what I can make with them.

[Ders]

My house, we make dinner every night, bro. Like, my wife is the cook, but like, I.

[Blake Anderson]

We're talking about us. We're talking about man recipes. We're talking about daddy's home.

[Ders]

That's why I'm so surprised about this French.

[Adam DeVine]

Don't say your wife is the cook. Your wife cooks mostly most. She cooks the most.

[Ders]

She does. She is the cook out of the two of us. She is. She teaches me. She teaches me. But you're talking about a dad meal. French toast is a dad meal.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

So what? The no lucky charms is a dad meal, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, that is too wieners. Nitchell.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Domino's is a dad.

[Adam DeVine]

Little scissors.

[Ders]

I mean, I all. Yes. I'm not going to discount these. These are good dad meals. But French toast.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't want to make French toast.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I can make French toast.

[Ders]

But can you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't even. I didn't even know that's something. That's real, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, it's very easy.

[Ders]

What's the process?

[Blake Anderson]

You scramble the egg, you add the cinnamon, you. There's egg and bread in it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

That's what you do. You soak the egg and the bread.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And the egg.

[Blake Anderson]

The bread is. Throw it on the griddle.

[Ders]

Yes. It's so easy. And it's the bomb.

[Blake Anderson]

Not as easy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They got to own a griddle. So this is like rich people people. No wonder why my family never made it.

[Ders]

You could do it in a skillet, bro. That's beautiful.

[Kyle Newacheck]

God damn.

[Adam DeVine]

I think I posted a picture. I was working out one day, and just afterwards, stretching on the mat. Nice and stretching. I get up from the mat where I was laying belly down and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, my God.

[Adam DeVine]

Fully, like sweat stained mark of my dick and I brought. I brought everybody in the gym over to check.

[Blake Anderson]

Everybody come look at this. That's kind of funny if you're like, hey, what. What is this? What is this?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What is this?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what is.

[Adam DeVine]

No mistake.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's how you got to do it. That's how you got to do it. You can't just say, come look at my dick. You have to be like, wait, what is this, guys?

[Blake Anderson]

What is this on my. On my sweat stain.

[Adam DeVine]

I got a picture. I'll post.

[Ders]

Come here. I was just laying down. I was just laying down. Laying down.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, this is actually weirding me out, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm kind of freaked out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm freaked out right now. What is this?

[Adam DeVine]

I wasn't even on this mat.

[Ders]

What is it? Is it moving?

[Adam DeVine]

I was laying down here. Do you think a ghost was laying down next to me? The mat?

[Blake Anderson]

Did somebody drop a banana over here? This is weird.

[Ders]

Yeah, that was soaked in, like, water.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is so weird. Like, what is this? It's like you could see. Those are my thighs. That is my abdomen. Abdomen. But what is.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but what is that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

But what is that?

[Ders]

Drop a banana and two kiwis down here. Yeah. Oh, it's my lunch. It's my lunch. It was banana and kiwis. That was my lunch.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's right. I had a whole hard salami right.

[Adam DeVine]

Where my, like, belly button stops. Like a little below that. And then I start. I start, like, showing my shorts to everybody. I mean, is it my shorts?

[Blake Anderson]

Is it my shorts?

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, again, these are new tennis balls.

[Ders]

My pocket. I forgot. Huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Those. I will say, those are some of my favorite jokes right there.

[Blake Anderson]

Forcing people to look at your penis.

[Adam DeVine]

Forcing people to acknowledge the disgusting thing.

[Ders]

Y. I love it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, what is that?

[Ders]

That's obnoxious. It's obnoxious.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Obnoxious comedy is my favorite.

[Blake Anderson]

Okie dokie. Cut to commercials.

[Adam DeVine]

If you had to say what. What it is, what is it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I would say it's your cat.

[Ders]

My.

[Adam DeVine]

That is my.

[Blake Anderson]

That's like when that dude is getting searched by the police.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Then you can't believe it. Then you can't believe it. Is that your dick?

[Ders]

My what? No way. That's you.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. Yeah, that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait a second. That's like a really nice looking, though.

[Adam DeVine]

That would be hilarious.

[Blake Anderson]

That's my.

[Ders]

You think that's my dick? That's incredible. But no, no, no, no, sir.

[Adam DeVine]

Cause it diarrhea.

[Blake Anderson]

No, there's no way. That beautiful thing. Thing is my car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, that can't.

[Adam DeVine]

You.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You Know what? You might be right.

[Blake Anderson]

That.

[Ders]

Wait, hold on. Let me just take a peek real quick. I'm gonna just peek because I was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The one laying here and this is where my would be. You might be right.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait a second.

[Blake Anderson]

Holy. Hang on a minute.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm seeing now. It's like a magic eye. I'm seeing it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I get it.

[Adam DeVine]

That is my. Oh, I am so sorry, son.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Where'd you find this?

[Adam DeVine]

I'm so sorry.

[Ders]

Sorry.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

I am sorry for that.

[Ders]

That's what six inches is.

[Adam DeVine]

I apologize. So that's what six inches is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Six.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that's six inches. Does yours. Does yours do this?

[Blake Anderson]

That's an interesting unit of measurement.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm going to go get lunch.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm hungry for a Subway sandwich.

[Adam DeVine]

Speaking of six inches, I'm going to go get a half a sandwich at Subway.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm going to go get.

[Ders]

Oh, boy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Half of a foot long.

[Ders]

Let's go.

[Adam DeVine]

Kyle. While you were gone, I cried watching the new Ghostbusters.

[Ders]

You did the Paul Rudd one?

[Blake Anderson]

The Paul Rudd one?

[Adam DeVine]

Is that what we're calling it? Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah, that's what I'm. That's what. Well, I don't know. I'm coming out of a hole.

[Adam DeVine]

Did you see it?

[Ders]

No. I'm coming out of a hole. I just saw the first image.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Where can we watch it? Can we watch. Can we rent it yet? Is it viable on.

[Blake Anderson]

I think so.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

No, you can get it on itunes. I saw.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Ders]

I think I saw a little banner for it the other day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think I'm gonna.

[Ders]

That's how I know it's a road one.

[Adam DeVine]

I thought it was well done. My kid loved it. That's all I know.

[Ders]

So you cried. You cried.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That was weird. How'd that feel?

[Adam DeVine]

But you know what? I'm actually pissed about it. Yeah, so am I. I'm pissed now. I feel like I was being manipulated.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kind of lost, my tough friend. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like, there goes the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And you know what? As your tough friend, as I'm sure I'm for everyone.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. It's tough not to be that anymore, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, sorry, my emotionally unavailable friend. That's what I.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I'm proud of you. Dur. I'm proud of you.

[Blake Anderson]

My soulless friend.

[Adam DeVine]

Guarded.

[Kyle Newacheck]

My soulless friend. My robotic friend.

[Ders]

Good job.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

Just need a recharge.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I just need a recharge.

[Blake Anderson]

My brother, our boy Teddy, friend of the show. We've mentioned him on the pod a few times.

[Adam DeVine]

Speaking of balls to the chest, he.

[Blake Anderson]

Said that there was a time when he was playing Little League and he was. Was up to bat, and he, like, swang sweat, swung the back, swung, and he let it go a little too much. It came back around, and he ended up just clocking the catcher, like, right in the dome and, like, knocking the kid out.

[Ders]

I think that was a pretty brutal. Like, I think that ended very brutal. Like, it knocked him out. And I think there was even, like, wasn't there like, they were alleged at him? Like. Yeah, allegedly.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, Yeah, I think he got busted.

[Adam DeVine]

He was swinging the bat like a crazy, crazy person.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, that happened to me at a family reunion, and it was my. My uncle did it. Yeah. To you, that's lying. To me, I wasn't the catcher. I was standing in the batter's box.

[Blake Anderson]

I was eating cake, and he just.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Came up, hits the ball, and then throws the bat behind him. And it clocked me right in the face, and it knocked out my two front two teeth. And I. Luckily they were baby teeth, so I was. I was like, you know, I guess I don't need these teeth anymore. But.

[Ders]

How long were you without your teeth?

[Kyle Newacheck]

A while. Like, damn. A long while.

[Ders]

My son busted his out, like, recently. He's. They're not coming back until he's like, seven. He's three years old. He's gonna have.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No. Yeah, I think I was like, 7 or 8, so they were already, like, on the way in.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, we had a young tooth knockout here, too. It took, like, two and a half years to come to get for the big dog to drop.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Also, kids are, like, way doper than adults. They're always doing crazy shit to knock teeth out of their face.

[Blake Anderson]

Also, why don't we lose teeth one more time in our life? We should lose them around age 30.

[Ders]

That would be nice if we had, like, our grandpa teeth coming in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'd love another set.

[Adam DeVine]

A new pair.

[Blake Anderson]

Admittedly, I feel like you. I feel like humans should lose their teeth one more time.

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[Ders]

Thursday Night Football is on, and it's only on Prime Video. That's going to be porn this week, the Minnesota Vikings head west to face the Los Angeles Chargers. They'll take that all day. Coverage begins at 7pm Eastern with football's best party, TNF tonight presented by Verizon. Not a Prime member?

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