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Ders
You mean the beanbag chair?
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Ders
Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this Is Important.
Kyle
My body is my pimple.
Ders
The people need their news.
Blake Anderson
The elastic in my underwear is struggling.
Ders
Let's go.
Blake Anderson
Allegedly. Allegedly.
Ders
You guys.
Blake Anderson
I love you guys. The post Super Bowl. Calm down. Ow. Hachi Machi.
Ders
We survived.
Kyle
You still feeling it?
Blake Anderson
Dude, I just got home. This is my first full day back right No, I was all back. I was back yesterday.
Adam Devine
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
I was intoxicated. It was a brutal. I left the day after the super bowl because I went. You guys left a little squirrely early, by the way.
Ders
A little bit.
Blake Anderson
Good call, dude. It was fucking chaos. It takes like 25 minutes to get from our airport, our hotels, to the airport. It took normally, legitimately, almost two hours. And I'm not freaking. See ya. That's not a. Un legitimately. And that's not as bad as I.
Kyle
Thought you were gonna say.
Blake Anderson
It took us like an hour 45. And.
Kyle
And time is money.
Blake Anderson
Then. And then you go in. And the lines were crazy, by the way. If you flew Southwest, I mean, you wanna. You. You're a disaster. That is exactly. Because the line for Southwest was so. And then everyone's just elbowing each other for like jockey position to get in there. I was American and I usually hate American.
Ders
Okay, whoa, clip that.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no, no, no, the airline.
Kyle
No, the airline.
Blake Anderson
It was. It was a great experience. We were a little delayed, but it was an 11 hour travel day for me. That's a long time to get to new. As Blake would say.
Ders
Oh, my.
Kyle
And now you're stopping. You're stopping somewhere.
Blake Anderson
No, that's the crazy part.
Kyle
You went straight shot.
Blake Anderson
Straight shot to lax.
Kyle
That is crazy.
Ders
What the hell? Why did it take so long? Why was it 11 hours?
Blake Anderson
Because I had to leave at 2:00 to make a 6:00pm flight. The flight was delayed for like an hour. And then the flight and then the drive home. 11 hours. Whoop Dee doo. I told you, dude.
Kyle
Usually you go a little more hardcore about airlines and all that. So, like, did we just sign a deal with American Airlines? What's going on here?
Blake Anderson
I would love that. Give me a billion points.
Kyle
What's going on here?
Blake Anderson
Give me a billion points.
Kyle
It was a little tragic watching, like football players we were hanging out with retired who were there, like hopping on the PJs and scooting home.
Ders
And you're like, yeah, that's the way different.
Kyle
That's what.
Ders
So that's the way to do it.
Blake Anderson
And then. And then they punk you a little bit. They're like, oh, you don't got a pj, huh? You don't got a pj. And I'm not doing any sort of race with that voice. I want that to be clear. That was just a voice. That was just a voice. But they're like, so you hopped on. It wasn't. It was just a voice I was doing. I Was doing a specific person in my mind. But I'm not letting you.
Ders
I'm wondering who it was.
Blake Anderson
No, it was.
Ders
I'm wondering who it was.
Kyle
Are they blackish?
Blake Anderson
No, I wouldn't say what color they are. They're just a human. Because I don't see color and I just see humans. But that's right. They said to be white, black, polka dot. They said that you're just going on the pj.
Ders
Huh?
Blake Anderson
And I'm just using my voice that time.
Ders
That's good.
Blake Anderson
Like, you're not going on a pj. And it's a way to. They're punking us a little bit. And. And it was a little bit like, well, maybe that's why the stat is like 100% of all NFL players go broke in like five years or something. Crazy. What is that stat, Isaac? I know you're not on it. I know you're just petting your dog and yelling at your kid. I know you're not on looking up what that stat is.
Kyle
Somebody help me feed your dog.
Blake Anderson
You were. Or if our producers were, then we'd have that stat soon. But we're not going to.
Ders
Yeah, no, we're not. Number crunching.
Kyle
It's. It's out there, though.
Blake Anderson
Look at this, Todd.
Kyle
There's a stat. 16.
Blake Anderson
16 retired NFL.
Ders
Not quite 100.
Blake Anderson
That's a little less than 100, but that's a lot.
Ders
That is a lot.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Sports Illustrated article reports that 78% of NFL players and 60% of NBA players face serious financial hardships after they retire.
Ders
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
So that's. That is a lot danger.
Kyle
Yeah. I mean, but you got to put it that. You got to remember this.
Blake Anderson
I'd love to remember.
Kyle
The majority of these guys get fucking kicked out of the NFL on purpose before. Like, they got to pay the pension to them and all that.
Ders
Yeah.
Kyle
I think it's five years. And if you're like, just a guy who's making, let's say $400,000 a year, you play five, you've stacked some coin. But you went to college for one year, you played pro football for five. And now if you didn't give a. About school, like me, what are you doing now?
Ders
It.
Kyle
What are you doing? You're not getting, like, car dealership, you know, commercial. Yeah.
Ders
You're not.
Kyle
You don't have that kind of coin.
Blake Anderson
Well, only the stars can get a car dealership. You're not just going to freaking. Blake Anderson's car dealership. And Blake Anderson was just some fucking tight end.
Kyle
I don't think that's a horrible idea.
Blake Anderson
Well, for Blake, that's a great idea. But Blake, you know, had it. Had his shining moment on workaholics. And so, Blake, I think a spin off.
Ders
Thank you so much.
Kyle
Is there a car dealership that's also a dispensary? And, Blake, what are we doing?
Ders
Oh.
Kyle
Like, you go through and it hotboxes the car for you, dude.
Ders
Oh, and what if it's green cars? Where it's like, only.
Blake Anderson
Only green cars.
Ders
Electric cars. There goes the hybrids. Oh, it's hybrids. Hybrid weed and hybrid cars.
Kyle
Purple magic.
Blake Anderson
So what other businesses? Obviously dispensaries. That's. That was the layup. And if Isaac was a little more on it, maybe we would have had a dispensary. Maybe we would have if Isaac was just a little more on it, but he's not. He's currently hitting his kid. Allegedly.
Kyle
Finger his cat.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And his cat. Meow.
Kyle
That's based on a true story.
Blake Anderson
What?
Ders
Yes.
Kyle
Not about him. Go ahead.
Blake Anderson
Allegedly. Allegedly. It's not about him. What other. What do you think other businesses would make the most sense for us to own?
Ders
Maybe, like, a newspaper stand? Like, because, you know, I had, like, a paper out as a kid, and I just feel like that would be pretty cool.
Kyle
So there's some heritage to it.
Ders
Yeah, it's like a strong pivot.
Kyle
Yeah, it's very strong pivot.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Newspaper saying what a horrific first thought. Very bad idea. Just wanted to say something as quickly as you possibly could.
Ders
The people need their news.
Kyle
Adam, I came into this podcast today being, like, not picking on him today.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
Not. And he's laying his own traps.
Ders
What is wrong with that?
Blake Anderson
That's the lowest T maneuver.
Ders
What is wrong with that?
Kyle
There's nothing wrong with it.
Blake Anderson
Well, first of all, by the way, no one reads. No one reads the newspaper anymore.
Ders
Come on.
Blake Anderson
Well, yeah, no one reads the newspaper anymore.
Kyle
Yeah. Yeah.
Ders
Well, that's because the newspaper stands aren't cool. Like, mine would be. Mine would get people back to the paper.
Blake Anderson
I bet. I bet you would have a very cool newspaper stand.
Ders
Thank you.
Kyle
So are you working there?
Ders
Yes.
Kyle
There's, like. You're sticking incense everywhere.
Ders
Yeah, dude. It's a vibe.
Blake Anderson
So, Blake, you're saying for. For what we should own right now? You're willing to go to a newspaper stand every day and sit there all day and, you know, it's just going to be the old Russian guys who sit there and, you know, want to play chess and. And chug coffee.
Ders
Yeah. And, like, DraftKings.com we just sports gamble and read the paper and Sports Illustrated.
Kyle
You could sell sweatpants, too, to those guys who come and sit there like, hey, we got the new ones in.
Ders
That would be. See, look it.
Blake Anderson
Well, Anna's saying we need workaholic branded slot machines, which, remember, we tried to make happen, and we put that in Isaac's court and then that.
Ders
And then he was kind of fingering his dog.
Kyle
Ye.
Blake Anderson
Allegedly. That's. And that is a true story, man.
Ders
That's a true story.
Kyle
He's like, here's a slot. No, here's.
Ders
Slot machine is cool. But the. The pinnacle in my mind would be if we could have a pinball machine. That would be so cool that.
Kyle
Get your bellies on a bad business.
Blake Anderson
Idea because they're really expensive to make. And, yeah, not that many people would want a pinball machine. I mean, I think a lot of people in theory would want a pinball machine, but then.
Ders
Sure.
Blake Anderson
But then it's like $2,000, and then they're not.
Kyle
No, dude, they're like 10,000.
Blake Anderson
10,000.
Ders
Yeah, they are.
Blake Anderson
No. Then.
Ders
No. Well.
Kyle
But, you know, all I want before I die is an Adams family pinball machine at the crib.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Kyle
That's the one.
Ders
Or.
Kyle
Or Twilight Zone.
Ders
But, like, I'm. Have I told people I used to have the Tales from the Crypt pinball machine in my own.
Kyle
So strong.
Blake Anderson
And. Why don't you anymore? Why don't you anymore?
Ders
Well, it's an old machine, and it started to kind of. Yeah. Kind of started to crap out, and I wanted to upgrade to a Metallica one, but.
Blake Anderson
Upgrade.
Ders
They're expensive. They're expensive, dude.
Kyle
Pricey.
Blake Anderson
They're.
Ders
They're pricey.
Kyle
Is there. There's got to be a service where you can, like, rotate.
Ders
That would be sick.
Kyle
You pay, like, $40,000 a year. Just swap in and out.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
Blake Anderson
Easy like that. Obtainable.
Ders
Real.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Super bowl, man. I feel like I'm just the day. I mean, I got back.
Kyle
I can't believe you just got back a day ago.
Ders
That's. And also, like, a Ders. I hate to say it. You. You dipped Friday day, but Friday night was cracking. I think that was my most favorite night.
Blake Anderson
That was a banger of a night. Yeah, that was a banger.
Kyle
I believe you.
Ders
Chloe pulled up. Ambassador of New Orleans. So that was really cool. We went to the Post Malone show backstage. We met Posty finally. That was dope.
Blake Anderson
Finally met Postie.
Kyle
Seems like a sweet guy, bro.
Blake Anderson
Down with jelly Roll a little bit.
Ders
All the Bud Lights. All.
Blake Anderson
All the Bud Light folks were there.
Ders
All the Bud Lights you could drink. It was a blast.
Blake Anderson
Kicking with our boy Shane Gillis.
Kyle
Okay.
Ders
Yes, Gilly.
Blake Anderson
Kicking it with Gilly, who had a.
Ders
Silly little car ride. A Tebow pulled up.
Kyle
Wait a second. You guys had a car ride without me?
Ders
Yeah, Yeah, I know. We told them. We're like, honestly, this is very rare, but. Yeah.
Kyle
Did he replace me?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
Forever?
Blake Anderson
Yes. I mean, a hard replacers would be Shane. If we were gonna replace anybody, I think it'd be Shane.
Kyle
Yeah, that could work.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
It was very, very fun that night. I ended up staying out, I think till around 6am which was.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that was. That was a real club banger. If we were to replace Ders, Shane, I feel Blake, it would be Bobby Lee and. Okay. And then who would. Who would you replace me with?
Kyle
I feel like you're the Shane Gillis replacement.
Blake Anderson
I'm the Shane Gillis.
Ders
I feel like you're the Bobby Lee. I think you're the Bobby.
Kyle
You guys are kind of the same. Like, you guys are from the same stock.
Ders
Oh, okay.
Blake Anderson
That's sort of fat. Kind of.
Kyle
Unless you.
Blake Anderson
I don't know.
Kyle
Do you think I'm from the same stock as him?
Blake Anderson
Mostly just going like, kind of tall guy. Yeah, kind of tall guy.
Kyle
Oh, he's tall. He's tall.
Ders
Okay. Honestly, to me, you guys are irreplaceable.
Kyle
Let's get into it.
Ders
What? He's pretty tall.
Blake Anderson
He's way taller than you.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty tall. No. Yeah, he's a big man.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I think he's six. Six. Five or six. Six.
Ders
There's no big.
Kyle
I don't even understand. Taller than me.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And, you know, I've never seen anyone stand next to you and have you.
Kyle
Be shorter until we got to the super bowl, bro.
Ders
Yeah, yeah. That's literally.
Blake Anderson
Unless they're a professional athlete.
Kyle
Bananas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
But Shane is just a comedian, just like. Just like us, you know?
Kyle
Yeah. Funny.
Ders
Funny.
Kyle
Funny. Funny guy.
Blake Anderson
Funny guy.
Kyle
Tall. Funny for a tall guy. Funny.
Blake Anderson
So who would you replace me with, Bob? Bobby Lee is obviously Blake.
Ders
Yeah. Okay. I like that. That's a good one to one.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
Yeah, that's perfect.
Blake Anderson
That's a perfect layup.
Ders
Let's see. Adam, I'm going to go with Joe Rogan for sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
To the left for you, buddy.
Ders
Yeah, you're. You're out of here.
Kyle
You're irrefrasable.
Ders
We got Joe. We're in the Rogan verse now that'd be really good.
Blake Anderson
That'd be tight.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
So, yeah, Friday night was an actual.
Kyle
So wait, if we replace every one.
Ders
Of us, we've got a history, different group of friends.
Kyle
I think they're already all friends.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. They know each other. Yeah.
Kyle
We're just talking about another group of friends.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm just saying. Yeah, yeah. In like a different universe, it would be those guys that have done Workaholics fucking.
Kyle
You're so like metaversed out. I forgot about that about you.
Blake Anderson
So metaverse.
Ders
That's freaking sick.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So Friday night was a real banger. And then we went to this po boy shop at like 3 o'clock in the morning.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And had a full blown. I mean, Blake didn't eat, but.
Ders
Yes, I did.
Blake Anderson
You ate.
Kyle
What did you have?
Ders
I had a shrimp po boy.
Kyle
Oh, wow. Blake likes to finish other people's unfinished meals.
Ders
Yeah, I did do that as well. I probably ate more than anybody there.
Kyle
Oh, costumes.
Ders
I honestly can't. I can't stop thinking about that shrimp po boy. That was so good.
Blake Anderson
Oh, it was a good one. It was a good one.
Kyle
Now what's going on in a po. In a po boy? I understand that there's shrimp, but like.
Blake Anderson
Shredded lettuce, mayonnaise, and shredded lettuce and tomato and pickles and it's so good. Just tasty.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, it really.
Kyle
So it's like a hero with shrimp. Yep.
Blake Anderson
With fried shrimp.
Kyle
Like a hero sandwich. Not a giro. A hero.
Blake Anderson
That's kind of exactly what it is. Yeah, that's.
Kyle
It is a man, which is a meal.
Ders
It was actually, weirdly, it was like the freshest thing I felt like I had all. All week.
Kyle
Besides your shirts.
Ders
Yes points.
Blake Anderson
Yes points. It was. I gained 11 pounds. Almost 12.
Kyle
Oh, you clocked in. We should have clocked in.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I clocked in that it was a lot. And I feel bad.
Kyle
Why didn't we do a weigh in?
Blake Anderson
I. I did. I did my own weigh in and it was 11. Almost 12 pounds. And my underwear doesn't fit.
Kyle
I'm going to repeat the question. Why didn't we all do a weigh in as like a bit?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, like a weigh ins, brother.
Kyle
Yeah. Next.
Ders
What would have been really cool is if all three of us stood on. On should have one scale. Okay, sorry. Well, it's hard. It's. It's hard to do all this stuff at once. All right. Get off my back.
Kyle
Bobby Lee could do it.
Ders
Wait, where the fuck is this thing yes.
Blake Anderson
Points.
Kyle
Yeah.
Ders
We should have done something where all three of us, one scale, and we weigh as a collective unit.
Kyle
I love the idea of Adam. We. Each of us are like, you know, we can ride a thigh like a horse. We're on each of Adam's thighs, kind of like going this way.
Blake Anderson
That's exactly how we would have to do it.
Kyle
And we weigh like that.
Blake Anderson
We have to do it that way.
Kyle
We'd say, permission to come aboard?
Ders
Absolutely.
Kyle
Before we straddle.
Ders
I'm going to come.
Blake Anderson
And then we went to that po boy shop. But guess who showed up.
Ders
Who was.
Blake Anderson
It was very tight. A New Orleans legend who made an appearance at the Super Bowl.
Kyle
I already know where you're going. Because I was stoked to see him.
Blake Anderson
The one and only Trombone Shorty.
Ders
Which.
Blake Anderson
If you don't know Trombone Shorty, he is an absolute legend. I became friends with him when we were shooting Adam Devine's house party in New Orleans. And the guy is just a fucking man. Troy. He's the man, dude.
Ders
Super nice guy.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
And, like, went out of his way to come link up with us, which.
Blake Anderson
By the way, we were so drunk at that point. He linked up. He didn't seem as drunk as we were, or if he was even drunk.
Kyle
Right, Right.
Ders
I think he had been performing all week, Right?
Blake Anderson
Yes. And his girlfriend, you could tell, was probably a little annoyed that she had to sit and talk with us.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
She was, like, off to the side. And I respect the fact that they even rolled with. It was. It was very cool.
Ders
It was.
Kyle
I feel like Trombone Shorty could replace you in the group.
Ders
Oh, that would be cool.
Blake Anderson
It would. I mean, that'd be a totally different.
Ders
Vibe, but I like that, though.
Blake Anderson
A cooler vibe for sure. Yeah. Yeah.
Ders
He's so cool.
Blake Anderson
I was stoked to see him at the Super Bowl.
Kyle
Unreal.
Blake Anderson
That was stick.
Kyle
I was like, there he goes.
Blake Anderson
Friday night was a good one. Chloe was on a good one that night. That was. That was Mama's first night away. And. And she was. She was bumping and grinding. Dude. He was feeling good.
Kyle
Okay.
Ders
I was still okay.
Kyle
All right.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
At that Bud Light show, she was getting loose.
Blake Anderson
Oh, she was. Yeah. She was just.
Ders
It was great. Well, she has to. She's kind of the ambassador of the city to us, so.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
That was huge.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. She's shown us what to do.
Kyle
Is that right?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
You can't come weak to your home hometown. You gotta come in guns a blazing.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Ders
Especially at New Orleans.
Kyle
She had guns. She brought guns.
Ders
She. She did. She showed me a gun. She had one.
Kyle
She was playing Russian roulette with herself. And you guys are like, whoa.
Ders
She's like, come on, Blake. Don't be a.
Kyle
Everyone's word. She's like, I'm local.
Ders
Oh, he's pointing a gun at me again.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And it was. I mean, a true, true ban kept going back to Lafitte.
Ders
Ah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Lafitte's Blacksmith, which is the oldest bar.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
In New Orleans. It's. It's one of my favorite bars.
Ders
Pirate Park.
Blake Anderson
We kept making our way back. It was a lot of going there. So much so, like, the bartenders are like, you're back. And I'm like, yeah, I know, dude. I know.
Kyle
There's more stuff.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. There's new.
Kyle
There's newer bars.
Blake Anderson
You can see other bars that are around here. And I'm like, I know.
Kyle
Yeah. Yeah.
Ders
Well, I want to know how was. Well, okay. So, like, the actual super bowl was pretty uneventful in terms of pretty. Pretty. Pretty boring game.
Kyle
What a bummer.
Blake Anderson
Super boring.
Ders
The Eagles beat that ass.
Blake Anderson
I mean, dude, an absolute.
Kyle
When you watched the defensive. The defensive line on the Eagles, they kind of were, like, manhandling. It was wild. I couldn't believe it.
Ders
Dude, they were destroying. They put Pat's dick in the dirt a few times.
Kyle
Okay.
Blake Anderson
Oh.
Ders
What? Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Ders
All right.
Kyle
I'm not gonna get that visual out of my mind.
Blake Anderson
Like, had that one ready to go.
Ders
That's always that. Tip of the tongue.
Blake Anderson
Tip of the tongue. Top of the teeth, tip of the tongue.
Kyle
Interesting.
Ders
Yeah. Yeah.
Kyle
What a bummer. What a real bummer. Because even going into the second half, it's like, okay, they just got out of the locker room. I'm sure there were some pep talks. Yeah, Here we go. They might come back.
Blake Anderson
Like, what did Andy Reid say to them? To light their ass on fire. Hey, Pat. And wipe your dick off. It's not going in the dirt anymore.
Kyle
No, there's dirt all over.
Blake Anderson
Dirt all over your dick, Patrick.
Ders
I know. We got dicks in the dirt.
Kyle
And then. And then right out of the gate, it was like, more dicks and dirt.
Ders
Right back in the dirt. Like an ostrich head.
Kyle
What do they call it? Aerating the soil?
Ders
Yeah. They were just.
Kyle
You know, it looks like goose everywhere, but somebody just went through with one of those things.
Ders
Yeah, that's exactly what happened. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
It was an absolute, absolute, brutal beatdown.
Ders
We should.
Kyle
If I could describe it, it was like his dick was in the.
Ders
Thank you. There's no other way to put it.
Kyle
Yeah.
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Ders
But we should have known. I know we were claiming, like, yo, we. We kind of were all on the side of kc, was going to three peat, but the Philly fans were out and about. They were the way, way more raucous crowd.
Blake Anderson
They showed up.
Kyle
Well, that's. Well, why don't. That's kind of par for the course, right?
Blake Anderson
Well, yeah, yeah, I think.
Kyle
I think Philly fans.
Blake Anderson
Well, yes, but also, I think it was. Kansas City fans have won the two times in a row.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
So they're not going to drop the same, like, $10,000 to go to the game or whatever it costs and go like, yo, we just went last year and the year before.
Ders
Yeah, we. We're living out of a van, by the way.
Kyle
I think median price, like, average price of a ticket, $5,600.
Blake Anderson
So you're. You're not just going by yourself. You're going with your. You're a significant other or a buddy or something.
Ders
Yeah.
Kyle
You gotta pay for a sitter. No. Yeah, but, like. And most of it's gotta be almost all corporate at this point. Like, we're really pushing it here. Yeah, it was a lot dropping that kind of coin. I think.
Blake Anderson
I think there's some. Some average. Average folks that aren't corporate America.
Ders
Eagle maniacs that are just like, dropping.
Blake Anderson
You know, Die Hards that are dropping the coin and go into the game. I would hope so.
Ders
Crazy.
Kyle
I agree. That exists. What I'm saying is like. Like, where. Where is this gonna go? At what point is it just gonna be like, all corporate? Like, that's a lot of money elites. Yeah.
Ders
Oh, yeah.
Kyle
It's crazy.
Ders
Well, okay, so how was the vibe in the streets after the Eagles won the Super Bowl? Did it go completely nuclear in Philly?
Kyle
Yeah, they're lighting fireworks at each other in Philly.
Blake Anderson
They. They, of course. Yeah. Like, tore the city.
Ders
Yeah, Philly. No, I'm saying in.
Blake Anderson
In New Orleans.
Ders
In New Orleans.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Yeah, it was. I mean, I was wearing red, so.
Ders
It sucked for me, dude.
Blake Anderson
And what. And what really sucked on purpose, wearing red.
Kyle
Like, let's go.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it was like, I was like, I'm rooting for the Chiefs. I want the Chiefs to win.
Ders
Okay.
Blake Anderson
And then it Was just a disaster zone, dude. And I was like, I wanted to go. I was invited to the Eagles after party, which, by the way, it would have been so fun. Yeah, it would have been a absolute banger of a party. I saw photos. Everybody was there. Would have been a fucking blast. But I was like, you know what? I'm wearing that. Like, what? I'm going to go back to the hotel. It'd be a whole thing. And that would take. You know, it's hard to get around the city. It take. It'd take another hour. And I'm rolling with this little crew and I go, you know what? Let's just go to the Chiefs after party. Really bad plan, dude.
Kyle
Really? No, we. Me and. Me and Blake did that when we were at the Super Bowl.
Ders
It was terrible.
Kyle
Quest. Love, Love.
Ders
Worse. It's just a huge cake that nobody's eating.
Blake Anderson
It's so sad.
Kyle
All the wives of the, like, trainers that are just like, okay, this is free food. Free free bar.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And. And, like, the food spread was sick. We just ate food. We went there, we ate some food. We, you know, sobered up a little bit. And then we went back to Lafitte.
Ders
There we go.
Blake Anderson
It was kind of a. You know, we still had fun, but it wasn't the banger of a night I wanted it to be because I was wearing the damn red.
Ders
Yeah.
Kyle
No player was there, correct?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, no. Well, one of the. I was rolling with two of my agents, and one of the agents represents Travis. So she was like, I think Travis is at the party. And I'm like, oh, really? Okay, well, let's go meet Travis. And then I guess they came. They, like, have to show show their faces. So they come and they, like, say hi and then they left, Right. Immediately.
Ders
Do not.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You gotta go.
Ders
He looked pissed. He looked pissed.
Blake Anderson
You have to be pissed, right?
Ders
Yeah. And he didn't play that well.
Kyle
I mean, he had a rough game.
Ders
Yeah, he was stupid.
Kyle
But they were double teaming them, right? I mean, they must have just been like, let's focus on this, dude. And whatever their game plan seemed to. I think it worked.
Ders
He got his dick put in the dirt.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, dicks were put in.
Ders
I feel bad. I feel bad for the guy because his dick was in the dirt a lot.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And that's not where you want your dick to be, dude.
Kyle
No, no. You can get infections. I hope he's circumcised. Otherwise, who knows what's in there, huh? Because if you get, like, dick in the dirt and then it's in the forest.
Blake Anderson
Because they would get stuck in the dirt. Yeah. And they get cut underneath the skin.
Ders
Yeah. Right, right, right. Okay.
Kyle
You're acting like you never suck. Yeah. It's a crazy.
Ders
Well, I will say at the, at the end of the day, I think New Orleans is actually a pretty cool place for the Super Bowl.
Blake Anderson
What do you mean?
Ders
I was debating it because it was. When you're in it, it's, it's utter madness. And part of you is like, I gotta pull the ripcord. I can't take another night of this. But the fucking. Yeah, but once I got to the airport and they're like playing jazz, I'm like, I'm, I'm really sad to leave this place. It's really sad to leave.
Blake Anderson
I'd love it.
Kyle
Really?
Blake Anderson
I love it.
Ders
Yeah. Cause like, you, no one judges you. You can make every mistake in the world and there it's, it's fine. They're just like another day in New Orleans. Like, yeah.
Kyle
You're like, you need a little reprieve from this podcast, huh?
Blake Anderson
It's y. It is so great, dude. I, I, I mean, I think it cured my body.
Ders
Okay.
Blake Anderson
I couldn't walk, I couldn't walk that far before going to New Orleans. I couldn't stand as long as I stood.
Kyle
Right.
Blake Anderson
I couldn't do all the things. And then, you know, you get a, you get a hurricane in me. You get a purple drink. You get a purple drank up in me. You get a grenade up in me.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Suddenly I'm doing all these things. Yeah. I was walking five, six, seven miles a day. My.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
My little health tracker on my phone was like, like, you're walking five times the amount you normally walk.
Ders
Whoa.
Blake Anderson
Congratulations.
Ders
That's wild.
Kyle
I saw you Indian leg wrestle with.
Ders
George Kittle and you won.
Blake Anderson
I was Indian leg wrestling, everyone. Dude, I was a madman.
Ders
Yeah, you did great.
Blake Anderson
I was moving. This is great.
Ders
I was proud of the whole team.
Blake Anderson
My body work guy was like, what happened? You like. I thought you were going to be in shambles when you came back to me. Me, right? He's like, I might do a four finger special here just to treat you good.
Kyle
Okay.
Ders
Yeah, I'm still gonna send it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
Holy moly. That's called fisting.
Kyle
When I was watching the super bowl and they had like a video play of Lady Gaga playing, like her piano on Bourbon street, and I was like, it looks like they hosed that street.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Quick. Disinfectant.
Kyle
Oh, my God, what a trip. But it was a Good time. It was better than my previous time where I was only there for, like, 48 hours. For house party. Yeah, for sure. The meals, the food.
Ders
Yeah.
Kyle
High and low. High brow. Low brow. We did it all.
Ders
We really did. We did. Right.
Kyle
I can wait to get back.
Ders
Well, you have to for.
Blake Anderson
I feel like for a house party, we didn't go have a proper good meal. You know what I mean? It was just.
Kyle
It was just like, went somewhere that was nice, but in the streets, bangering. Yes, yes, yes.
Ders
We did it right.
Blake Anderson
We did it right. We went to Brennan's. We went to Commander's palace. To classic New Orleans establishment.
Ders
Delicious.
Blake Anderson
I. To Commander's Palace. Me and Khloe did it Saturday morning.
Ders
Hey, nothing wrong with that. Perfect. That place is delicious.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
What you get?
Blake Anderson
We did. We did brunch.
Kyle
Some, like, eggs Benny.
Blake Anderson
Perfect. Of course, it's, like, covered with pork. I was like, jesus, this is like the most decadent Eggs Benedict with your.
Kyle
Extra serving of pork on y. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I'm like, my God. Like, why. Why. Why is there b. Why is there just chunks of.
Kyle
Of.
Blake Anderson
Of caramelized pork?
Ders
That ain't nothing but a little Paul.
Kyle
By the way, I'm starting to think Waterboy was a documentary with, like, zero exaggeration from Adam Sandler about the accent.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah, he did a pretty good accent.
Ders
It's time to run that back. I haven't seen that in a minute, but Bobby Boucher.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. I feel like I'll. Waterloo Water boy, you gotta swallow your wolves. Talking New Orleans.
Kyle
Like, you think he's doing a whole, like, off the wall character. Then you go there right out of the gate. Our driver, me and Blake, he was like, I used to be a gym for lsu. Oh, no.
Blake Anderson
Oh, you sound insane.
Kyle
Is this a bit. Are we being punked? Then I was like, we're too Taxi Cab Confession. No one cares. But he was like a full on local with a cool accent.
Ders
Yeah, that dude was cool unlike any other.
Kyle
It's one of those places.
Blake Anderson
It's unlike any other place.
Kyle
I put, like, Miami up there where it's just like, this is in America.
Ders
Yeah. Characters. Characters welcome.
Kyle
Yeah. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Csa, baby. Characters welcome all night.
Ders
Really salute.
Blake Anderson
It was. It was cool. I had a tv. I was in a suite. So I. I got. I got to be in a suite.
Kyle
I mean, let's get to the commercial.
Ders
Oh, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Let's circle. Circle, baby. Let's circle back, circle around.
Ders
There we go.
Kyle
Double whammy. Am I wrong? Where, like, it's a commercial, but then there was A circle. Pun intended. Circle back. Commercial. They like, tagged it. Yes. Points.
Blake Anderson
Is there? Is there? Was there. I didn't, I didn't see. So I. I don't know.
Ders
Yeah. At the very end of the super bowl when, like, it was all done, it shows you and you're like, honey, I just bought. Yeah. Everybody's getting circle.
Blake Anderson
Oh, cool.
Kyle
I got one in the mail. I got one.
Blake Anderson
Nice.
Ders
Crack that bad boy open.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, it was tight. It was cool. Scene.
Ders
We.
Blake Anderson
There was a little TV in the suite.
Ders
So you.
Blake Anderson
I saw the commercial at the super bowl and like, this is kind of a surreal moment right here.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got to do that. That's. That's. You get the best. Best of both worlds. It's like Jay Z and R. Kelly.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So you could see. You could see the commercials. You. I mean, you could barely hear him, you know, but like, you could see him.
Ders
Cuz he was just.
Kyle
Did you mouth your lines?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it was just me. Like, you know the coolest part. And I'll post this. I. I'm. I haven't posted like a lot of. From there just because I'm like, trying to get my brain right.
Kyle
You already got the check.
Blake Anderson
Getting back.
Kyle
Back.
Blake Anderson
But you know, the Big justice from. From the Internet.
Ders
The boom.
Blake Anderson
Did I send you guys that video?
Kyle
Somebody help me.
Ders
Yes.
Kyle
Who is this?
Blake Anderson
Do you know, Durs, you might be way too old to know who Big justice is.
Ders
Yeah, there's. I don't know if you're up. Up on this hot, hot dude.
Kyle
Well, instead of just saying things that aren't about.
Ders
It's like the dad and the little kid who like, go to Costco.
Kyle
Oh, the Rizzler.
Blake Anderson
Yes. But it's not the result.
Ders
It's not the Rizzler. It's in the Rizzler universe.
Blake Anderson
Universe. Yeah.
Kyle
Who's the kid?
Ders
This kid is Big Justice. All right. Get it right.
Blake Anderson
So it's Big justice and. And was it like Dom. Big Dom or something?
Ders
I think it's Dom and Big Justice.
Kyle
So who's the Rizzler?
Ders
The Rizzler is a different. Who kind of looks similar.
Blake Anderson
Different kid.
Ders
He like, he does this.
Blake Anderson
The Rizzler. But Big justice, they go. They go. They. The thing was, they were at Costco and they would then like, judge things at Costco. And they got.
Ders
Right.
Blake Anderson
They go, we got the big chocolate chunk. How many Bo. And they go, five booms. And then they go, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Kyle
I like how you guys are like, you're probably too old or. I got like, to do. I mean, what are we talking about?
Blake Anderson
You lose. Yeah, and I get that. And I get that. But, dude, there were the biggest stars at the super bowl, and I'm not kidding.
Ders
Oh, yeah.
Kyle
I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. I don't doubt it. And I. I wish them well.
Blake Anderson
Oh, from security guards. Yeah. And they're very nice people. They were in my suite, and it was so funny. Dude, that's so funny. And so, you know, I'm kind of drunk, and I'm like, give me a kiss. Can I take a photo with you guys? They're like, let's shoot a video. And I'm like, okay. And then they go. They grabbed a chocolate chip cookie. We're like, we got the chocolate chunk. Adam, how many booms does it get? And I'm like, booms. And it's three booms. I said three, but apparently five is the number that you're supposed to.
Ders
That's like, a huge disc.
Blake Anderson
It's a huge dis.
Ders
Like, three boons is like calling something total garbage.
Blake Anderson
I didn't know, dude. I thought three. I thought three was the number.
Kyle
Three seems fair.
Ders
You kind of see, like, them, like, start to, like, go haywire. You're like, wait, he said three boom. We're still gonna give it five. Boo.
Kyle
You don't know the rules.
Blake Anderson
Yes. And then they still gave it five booms, even after I said the three booms. I was a little confused. I did three booms, and then they added more booms. I was like, oh.
Kyle
You know, I was ready to lean into this whole thing, and I'm starting to lean back.
Blake Anderson
Thank you, God.
Ders
Okay, Fat Joe, over here.
Kyle
Fat Joe, over here.
Ders
Okay, dude, you got. I. I think you should dabble. It's pretty fun. It really hooks you.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
I don't disagree. I also don't agree.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I can see how there's certain.
Kyle
Things where I'm like. Like, is this what I need to invest in?
Blake Anderson
It's just a pop culture thing that is so huge right now. And. Yeah. And bless their hearts, they're. They are a very nice family, but they. They seem like they're really trying to ride this wave of.
Ders
And they're melting, and they're.
Blake Anderson
They're. They're doing a great job. I just don't see how far this can go.
Ders
President.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
I mean, that, Adam, the way you're thinking is, like, 2,000 late. Yeah. That's how far can go. It can. He could. Yeah, he could be president.
Blake Anderson
You're right. You're right.
Ders
You're right. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Just keep riding the way.
Kyle
If you have fame now.
Ders
Yeah.
Kyle
Next thing you know, you're in circle commercials.
Ders
Like, we're going to get the USA back to five. Boom. Boom.
Kyle
Like, if they're that famous, all they need is, like, a Foreman Grill situation to come in their lives. No, they're knocking on the door.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Ders
That's it.
Blake Anderson
Just. You're not. You're not wrong. And I hope that for them, their family is very nice.
Kyle
They're going to have a reality show called, like, Dating the. The What's. Whatever his name is. Like, Big Justin Prom or whatever. Like, they're gonna spin it. They're gonna spin.
Ders
That's a good idea, actually.
Kyle
I might want to manage this kid. I'm leaning in.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
I'm leaning in.
Ders
He's back.
Blake Anderson
He's back.
Kyle
Back.
Blake Anderson
Kicked it with Young Gravy.
Ders
That's right. We.
Kyle
That's a rapper.
Blake Anderson
Uhhuh. Yep, he's a rapper.
Ders
He was.
Blake Anderson
He was wandering about.
Kyle
Blake, play his. Play that one that I like.
Ders
Like, I'll have to. You'll have to wait for me to pull that up.
Blake Anderson
But, yeah, it was. It was fun.
Ders
It was a good time.
Blake Anderson
Saw. I actually didn't see him, but he walked past, and I'm okay. In the. The hallway and do. Donald Jr. Walks past.
Ders
Oh, no way.
Kyle
Don Jun. Got it. Yep. Yep.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Ders
Uhhuh.
Blake Anderson
Donald Trump Jr.
Ders
I'm gonna come.
Blake Anderson
And he's the. Donald Trump is the president, and he has a son named Junior.
Ders
What did he smell like? What did he smell like?
Blake Anderson
Just regular smells. It didn't smell anything.
Kyle
The Trump. Trump cologne.
Ders
Ah, damn it.
Blake Anderson
And then so they walk past, and I was talking with someone, and I'm like, isn't it crazy? Like, these billionaires, they have so many bodyguards. I'm like, my God. Like, because there's just billion. Every person that has a suite is a billionaire, right? So there's just a doz. There's just dozens of billionaires walking around. And these guys, I'm like, these guys all have a million bodyguards. And the person I was talking with was like, that was Donald Trump Jr. Year. And I'm like, secret Service. He's so forgettable. He's so forgettable, that guy.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Get. Get a better face or something. I don't know.
Kyle
Yeah, like, so there's two older sons, Don Jr. And. Who's the other one?
Blake Anderson
I don't know. I don't know.
Kyle
Dude, what are we doing?
Blake Anderson
Michael Clark. Duncan, Eric Strong.
Kyle
Thank you. Anna, our super right wing producer.
Blake Anderson
Oh, Eric. It has to be.
Kyle
By the way, I could. If I. If I sat here for 10 more minutes, I don't think I could pull that. And that's my brother's name.
Ders
No, no, I would never.
Blake Anderson
Definitely.
Ders
Yeah, we gotta log that. We gotta log.
Kyle
That's crazy, right?
Ders
That is. I had no clue.
Kyle
And which one's cooler?
Blake Anderson
I don't think any of them are particularly that cool.
Ders
Dude. Yeah, that is. I mean, that is a really hard question. Baron.
Kyle
I'm waiting for Baron.
Blake Anderson
I think Baron is the coolest.
Ders
Oh, yeah, Baron.
Blake Anderson
Baron is for sure the coolest. Yeah, yeah. Barons is absolute assassin.
Ders
I like it when you see those videos on the Internet where they, like, make him much, much bigger compared to everybody else.
Kyle
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ders
He's just like a giant walking into buildings.
Kyle
Yeah, you like that?
Ders
Oh, it's really good. Yeah, I do. The Internet can be fun.
Kyle
Yeah, I enjoy it, too.
Ders
It can be fun.
Kyle
Adam, do you like it?
Blake Anderson
I. I don't even know if I've seen that. I'm mostly watching Big justice videos and videos of the wrestler.
Kyle
But is he Instagram or Tick Tock Tok?
Ders
All the above. Yeah, the Internet, but mostly Tik Tok.
Kyle
But I mean, like, what is he a star?
Blake Anderson
I'm assuming Tik Tok, but I'm not.
Kyle
On that because you know how, like, you go on some. You'll go on Instagram and it'll be like, I've got a million followers here. But then in the thing, it'll say, But I have 10 million on Tik Tok to like, let you know they're not a loser or something. But it's Tik Tok.
Ders
Right?
Kyle
That's why.
Ders
I know that's. That's where all the. All the viewers are for sure.
Kyle
Yeah.
Ders
So that's cool. Your suite was on Big Justice, Dom and. And Donald Jr. That's cool, bro. Dude, what a nice night.
Blake Anderson
It was kind of a sick. Sweet.
Kyle
You do any Indian leg wrestling with Tom?
Blake Anderson
But it was the. The owner of the Jacksonville Jaguars.
Ders
Yes. I got to go in his suite for the last. You.
Blake Anderson
You. You were there last year. Yes. And. And it was. I believe Shahid Khan is the. He wasn't there because he was on his mega 400 foot yacht and said apparently that it'd be, like, financially irresponsible for him to go to the Super. Super bowl when the yacht is there. He's like, I should just watch it on the yacht. And I'm like, that's hell of A cool flex.
Ders
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle
That's the right call.
Blake Anderson
And then his son Tony.
Ders
Yes.
Blake Anderson
But he owns the team. He's been to like a dozen Super Bowls, so he's like, yeah, yes. And. And then. But his son Tony is the man. Dude, I. I kicked it with that guy all night long.
Ders
He loves workaholics.
Blake Anderson
He had an encyclopedia knowledge of workaholics. It was crazy. Crazy dude.
Ders
And if you don't know who he is, he actually owns AEW Wrestling.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
So it's pretty. Pretty.
Blake Anderson
He's the Vince McMahon of AEW.
Ders
Well, well, maybe not Vince McMahon.
Blake Anderson
Vince McMahon. If, you know, I only met him the one night, but you're a monster. But it seems. It seems like he won't have a documentary about him in, like, 20 years. Yeah, I only know in the one night, but I think it's safe to say he's not gonna have a documentary.
Ders
You never know.
Kyle
By the way, isn't that funny if, like, you knew somebody and then you're like, hey, I saw a commercial for you. Got a documentary coming out. And they're like, it's not a good thing. What is it, like your life story?
Blake Anderson
No, sir, I don't.
Kyle
Like, like the end of my life story.
Blake Anderson
Is it ever great if there's a true documentary about your life?
Kyle
Yes.
Ders
Unless you're the one producing it.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Like. Like, when usually it's not. I would say things get worse. I would say at 90% of the time, they're going to dig up some dirt.
Ders
Right.
Blake Anderson
Like, unless, I mean, I guess I have the. That becoming thing on Disney plus is.
Kyle
The Last Dance the documentary about Jordan?
Blake Anderson
What's about the. The Bulls.
Ders
But Scottie Pippen came out of that not looking great.
Kyle
But it's Jordan. But it wasn't like a hit job or whatever. It wasn't like, we got to do a documentary to air this dude out. It was just kind of like we're showing him plainly and this is a bad look.
Ders
Yeah, it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I think, like, no matter what, there's going to be. Something's going to come out of and someone's not going to be looking good.
Ders
It's not good. Don't let anybody do a documentary about you. This is becoming.
Kyle
What about the Hoop Dreams kids? They're pretty cool.
Ders
Which is one of the best documentaries ever.
Blake Anderson
I remember being too young to watch Hoop Dreams. I remember being too young.
Ders
So good, dude.
Kyle
Watch Hoop Dreams. It is a time machine that will.
Ders
Take you back to so good.
Blake Anderson
The 90s I want to watch it now because I remember watching it as a kid, like right when it came out because I love basketball ball and it was just like over my head and I'm like, this sucks. This is so boring.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I'm watching these guys not be successful and their lives are kind of sad. This is like, shitty.
Ders
Yeah, they're like, struggling. Damn it.
Kyle
I'm like, yeah, watch it. It's awesome.
Ders
This is like the last chapter of Blow. I don't watch that.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I don't like watching the back half of. Of the movie Blow. I just watched the first 45 minutes. You.
Kyle
You had the DVD and you would scratch it at a certain point on the bottom.
Ders
Oh, skipping again.
Kyle
And as soon as it starts glitching, I'm out.
Ders
That's a great talk, though. That's very good.
Kyle
What is the, like, kindest document? I mean, I guess there aren't. They call them like puff pieces or whatever where they just make them look great. And you're like, where. Where's the dirt?
Ders
There's a lot like. I feel like, honestly, nowadays almost every documentary, like the. That the person is about that person is the producer of the documentary. So they're right. They're really.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah. Like, didn't JLo just have one about. About herself? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. I take it all back. I'm assum.
Ders
Stupid.
Blake Anderson
Dumbass.
Ders
Whoa. Come on, dude.
Blake Anderson
All right, dude. I'm just. I'm just recovering from New New Orleans, man.
Kyle
You are so dumb.
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Blake Anderson
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Ders
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Ders
I didn't realize you did that.
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Blake Anderson
Hmm.
Ders
I just might have to do more.
Kyle
Whatever you need. How about you tell me what you had in mind?
Ders
Okay then. So the first room we're looking at is for guests coming over, and I'm thinking of something blinds.com has covered over.
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Kyle
I'm watching, like, the podcast back a little bit, and I'm just like, damn, look at the jowls on me.
Blake Anderson
Dude. My. My underwear. The elastic in my underwear is struggling.
Ders
Gave up?
Kyle
Is it folding?
Ders
I quit, dude. We got our dicks knocked in the dirt, dude. But you know what? We're back in now.
Kyle
True.
Ders
We're back in la. We're back eating our vegetables, right? Drinking smoothies.
Blake Anderson
I don't know, dude.
Kyle
I had a.
Ders
Have.
Kyle
I had a vegetable.
Ders
It is a big comedown.
Kyle
You know what I was drinking the whole time in New Orleans was that AG1. That had me barfing. That had me resetting pretty good.
Blake Anderson
Oh, wow.
Ders
Look at you.
Blake Anderson
Total nerd. That's why you don't like. That's why you don't like New Orleans, dude, is you didn't give yourself completely to it.
Kyle
I mean, I had fried chicken for breakfast. We're doing all right. We're good.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, but don't. You had the AG One, dude. You got to give yourself to two.
Kyle
New.
Blake Anderson
Love to the belly of the beast.
Kyle
My body is my pimple.
Ders
Okay, we'll give you that.
Kyle
Yes.
Ders
I kind of get it. And pops props, baby.
Blake Anderson
My family is. Is. Is all coming in for Bo's birthday.
Ders
That's right. Rookie year, baby.
Blake Anderson
Yep. Bo's rookie year.
Ders
I love it.
Blake Anderson
And they're all coming in. My parents are actually staying in the Hollywood house now. The house. I didn't talk about this on the podcast. My house. There was a home invasion.
Kyle
It's. It's still. Yep. It's. There's still legal. There's still legal talk. We. We can't really get into the details, but get into it.
Blake Anderson
I mean, I can, because there's not legal talk. There's not even legal talk.
Ders
To.
Kyle
It's still an open case.
Blake Anderson
It's still an open case. It's not.
Ders
It's over. They said. They said you're.
Blake Anderson
The cops were like, we're not even.
Kyle
Coming out, but let's throw it out there. You know these guys who robbed. You watch the show.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle
You know, they're so.
Blake Anderson
Guys.
Ders
Disappointed.
Blake Anderson
You're disappointed. In. In the hall. You. You. You came. You saw. You. You took so much of shit. It took, like, some garbage. I'm like, yeah, get this out of my house. I didn't want this. This sucks.
Ders
Well, maybe it was an act of kindness.
Blake Anderson
They were. They were in and out in under eight minutes. They disconnected my security system.
Ders
Gotcha, bitch.
Blake Anderson
I'm back up and running. But it's like, I. It's like a whole thing, dude, that's crazy. They. They smashed this, like, picture window, so I gotta get that replaced. They kicked in a door, so that's annoying. It's mostly just annoying ass. It sucks. I. Thieves are the worst. Like, what garbage people?
Ders
I hate thieves.
Kyle
Blake, do you think you could talk to Anderson Windows? Blake?
Ders
I could. I could maybe.
Kyle
Do you have an inn over there for my guy?
Ders
I might be related. I don't know. Let me. Let me put in a call or. Isaac.
Blake Anderson
I don't even know what that means.
Kyle
Dude.
Blake Anderson
What's Anderson Windows?
Kyle
Huge window company.
Blake Anderson
Oh, really?
Ders
No Company.
Blake Anderson
Oh, I didn't know.
Kyle
It's like Empire Carpets of windows.
Ders
Oh, damn. Look at this, bro. Dropping some.
Kyle
It's like the Toyota of cars.
Ders
I mean, by the way, I don't. What did you Empire?
Blake Anderson
I don't know.
Kyle
Anderson Empire Carpets 300 Empire.
Ders
Don't bet today.
Blake Anderson
Oh, is that a carpet company? I. That didn't register.
Kyle
You don't know that commercial from the 80s and the 90s, and I know.
Blake Anderson
That jingle, but I don't remember them being carpet. I have. No.
Ders
I also didn't.
Blake Anderson
Okay, so that's why, you know.
Ders
Yeah. Okay.
Kyle
And then they went national and they added the 8005 8.
Blake Anderson
Hey, Blake, where's that button that you should be hitting right now?
Ders
Which one?
Blake Anderson
I think you got to hit it, Adam.
Kyle
He's mesmerized by what I'm talking about.
Blake Anderson
He can't if. Because the audience is thinking this right now. Blake, hit him with it.
Ders
Finish him.
Ryan Seacrest
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Blake Anderson
No, no, no, no.
Ders
I didn't hear the lead in sentence.
Blake Anderson
Oh, no. I think. Well, just.
Kyle
We're calling this button fishing.
Blake Anderson
When he was talking, I feel like you should say, please don't stop the music. No, no.
Kyle
Dude. Dude, look at the goddamn. Look at the chat.
Ders
Okay, okay, okay, okay. It's a bagel. I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Kyle
Yeah, it's like the Einstein brothers of bagels.
Blake Anderson
Blake, if there's a so bl. So he just finished the story, and I think you should hit this button because these. What the audience is thinking.
Ders
Who cares?
Blake Anderson
Thank you.
Ders
Thank you.
Kyle
Sorry.
Ders
Thank you for teeing that up.
Blake Anderson
Why don't you cry about it?
Ders
My bad.
Kyle
Hey, if you. If you do care, slide into Adam's. You lose. So you've been robbed twice. You've had your car stolen.
Ders
Yeah, he's a mark.
Blake Anderson
Yep, I'm a mark.
Kyle
Dude, you've had many people's cars broken into outside your house.
Ders
I love LA.
Blake Anderson
I love you. Yeah. Dude, IA is Iowa. My brain doesn't work. Dude.
Ders
You can take him. Your dick is still in the dirt.
Kyle
You. You might have a full shrimp from that po boy that swam upstream in your pool.
Blake Anderson
Dude, it's. My brain is so. Like, thank God we didn't do this podcast yesterday. Fried. My brain was milk.
Ders
Did you have any raw oysters?
Blake Anderson
Of course.
Ders
Okay, cool. Yeah, I was just wondering if you ever got around to that.
Kyle
This is Adam Devine.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I'm a cool dude.
Kyle
I'll take care of this.
Ders
Okay, Way to go.
Blake Anderson
And then. Yeah, so Hollywood is just a garbage pit right now. It sucks.
Kyle
Do you think it's fun that you live in an edgy place?
Blake Anderson
They were in and out so fast, dude, I got their license plate. I have the footage of their license plate. I saw them. So I call the police. I'm like, oh, I got the. I got the dirt on them. And they go, we can't. A police officer. Officer has to.
Kyle
We can't stop them.
Ders
No.
Blake Anderson
Has to come to the house to file a police report. And I go, okay, cool. Send them out.
Ders
Like, nah. And we're not doing that.
Blake Anderson
And then they go, they can't today. They're busy.
Ders
We're good.
Blake Anderson
Fire stuff. And I go, okay, what? Can I schedule something, like, so I can here. And they. They're like, yeah, I would recommend calling back tomorrow. And I go, okay, if I call back tomorrow, will they come tomorrow? And she goes, honey, they're not coming. And they're like, they're not. It'll be a month probably before they can come out. Honey, she was very sweet to me.
Kyle
You should sue her for calling you. Honey.
Blake Anderson
She was very sweet to me. She was like, honey, they're not going to come.
Kyle
You could have a key to the city.
Blake Anderson
And I'm like, oh, okay.
Kyle
Do not come here. How about the. This. How about we. Speaking of documentaries, how about we document rolling up on these dudes vigilante style?
Ders
I'm good.
Blake Anderson
Oh.
Ders
I'm good.
Blake Anderson
Oh.
Kyle
Armed with only this question.
Blake Anderson
Why?
Ders
Got you.
Blake Anderson
Why, dog. Why?
Kyle
Why?
Blake Anderson
Why?
Kyle
Huh?
Ders
Because struggling to make ends with me.
Kyle
You robbed my house and I just want to know why.
Ders
Yeah, it's hard out here. Hard out here for a pimp.
Kyle
I'm going to war. Work. Okay. Will you answer me after work as to why they don't work?
Blake Anderson
They rob houses, dude. I will say that there was. It was a. It was a little group of them. There was three of them. And then a driver. So they pull up.
Kyle
Oh, a getaway driver.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. The. The three of them get out. They clock. Climb up to get into my house and Kyle. And wait. What?
Ders
Nothing.
Blake Anderson
And then they run out. And one. This might be the case. Case because two of them walk. It might be the case that it was you three because two of them walked with confidence. And then one of them was like all scared looking. All his shoulder looking like a little. So like. I'll let the Internet decide which one that is. Which one.
Ders
That was really not that low.
Kyle
Wait, can you put that footage out there? Can you put the footage out there?
Blake Anderson
I probably could, but I don't then ask for trouble.
Kyle
Cuz then, you know, you. You might find out the answer to why, you know, Put it out there.
Blake Anderson
My guess is they just wanted money. I think they were like, oh, there's money in that house.
Kyle
And then they sounded good.
Blake Anderson
Eight minutes and dislocated. Dis security. It was actually a little impressive and proud of them.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
There. I mean, there wasn't much to steal.
Kyle
I didn't see if they have a screenplay. They might have something.
Blake Anderson
I know. That's why I was like, do they. These guys seem like they're professionals at this. Maybe they can segue to being professional at something else.
Kyle
Manager. Hey, they managed to get in and out in eight minutes. Maybe they can manage your career.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Probably be more successful than I am.
Ders
Sorry, Isaac. Move over.
Blake Anderson
Isaac.
Kyle
Just. It's so annoying. It's such a bummer. And to answer the question you had about how annoying burglars are.
Blake Anderson
Burglars.
Kyle
I don't want to like overstep any boundaries. They're stinking nudes.
Blake Anderson
Nuisance newsome.
Ders
Oh, wow. It all rolled off the tongue.
Kyle
They're a nuisome. Yeah. They're just a real stinking nuisance.
Ders
They really are.
Kyle
And I don't want to. I'm not holding anything back.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, dude. And like, when everyone was saying, like, we have to defund the police.
Ders
Way to tell.
Blake Anderson
And you remember when that was a big thing a few years back, and everyone's like, you, we got to defund them. We have to defund. Such a genius idea. And then all of a sudden you need the police and there's just not enough of them to actually help you. I feel like maybe we give them more money, maybe we give them some more budget and hire more people. People so they can come to your house. And that's my hot topic. That's my hot topic.
Ders
No, sir.
Kyle
I don't like me crazy.
Ders
Nice, dude.
Blake Anderson
Hey, isn't that crazy that in Los Angeles that is a hot button issue, which is giving the police more money so they can hire more people?
Ders
Well, we got. Well, we also got to pay the fire department because our heels are on fire. Right?
Blake Anderson
Okay, let's give them money too, dude. Give them money for how much? We all pay in fucking taxes. We're taxed to oblivion. Why? Why are they not giving the money? Give him the fucking money.
Ders
I like this. This is feeling poly charged the way I like it.
Kyle
I kind of feel like Adam might have started the fire just to say these things on the podcast.
Blake Anderson
You get these hot button issues that.
Kyle
Could be just to dive in.
Ders
I like this.
Kyle
And. And hey, congratulations, Adam. It was. You did it.
Ders
It did.
Blake Anderson
We did start the fire.
Ders
You did it, bud.
Kyle
Blake, before we. Peace out. Which is the thing I'm saying a lot now.
Ders
Okay.
Kyle
Is I got a question. I'm driving up the five. I'm going to Oregon tonight.
Ders
Okie dokie.
Kyle
Any cool. Any cool place I should stop along the way for food or something.
Blake Anderson
Blake doesn't eat food.
Kyle
Or are you the wrong person to ask?
Ders
He doesn't eat. I'm sorry. Have you been to Anderson Pea soup? Oop. Hello.
Kyle
Gone. It's gone.
Ders
No, it's still there.
Kyle
No, it's gone.
Ders
No, it is still there. You can still. Santanella. It's still there.
Kyle
Can someone. But what the wait, is that a place? Sentinella?
Ders
Yes, yes.
Kyle
Isn't it in. What's it called, though? The, like, Danish town?
Ders
No, no, that's Solvane.
Kyle
Solvane. It's not. Wait, but somebody look up. Can I get a producer looking up? I think it's gone.
Blake Anderson
So none of us can talk.
Ders
I heard it was closing. It's not Closed yet? I'm. It still is closing.
Kyle
They did a pump fake about that.
Blake Anderson
There was a lot of pump fakes. Did you notice that when they were like, it's actually closing and then it just didn't close. There was a lot of, like, get.
Kyle
Everybody up in a world.
Blake Anderson
I feel like we should say that about the podcast. Hey, the podcast. This is the last one.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
So you better be. You better be listening. So, yeah, we're. We're actually going to do three more podcasts, and only if a lot of people listen are we going to keep doing the podcast.
Ders
So, yeah, then we'll have a discussion.
Kyle
So the restaurant closed in 2024, but the Santa Nella location is still open.
Blake Anderson
Okay, thank you. But that's not the main one.
Kyle
That's not the main joint.
Ders
Well, I'm telling you, if you're going up the five, you can pull off there and you can get all. You can eat split pea soup.
Blake Anderson
Okay, but why would anyone want to do that?
Kyle
So good.
Ders
Because it's delicious. What? And also, they have, like, it's almost a salad bar for your piece.
Kyle
You don't like split pea soup?
Blake Anderson
I've never even heard of a person like it.
Ders
Soup's delicious.
Blake Anderson
I've never even heard that. That's a thing. That's real.
Ders
What? It's.
Kyle
Soup is off the chain, dude, with the ham in it.
Ders
I'm not totally shocked, Adam. It is like a grandma soup. And like, it. Sure. But it is very delicious.
Kyle
Adam likes grandma's.
Ders
You does?
Blake Anderson
I like grandma's. I actually, I. I mean, I don't love soup, but that's such a weird. It's not even like if.
Ders
If.
Blake Anderson
If you were to say it's the soup factory and it's the place where you can get any. There's a thousand different types of soup.
Ders
Okay, go.
Blake Anderson
Then you're like, oh, that sounds gross. Little scoops of all these delicious House of a Thousand. And they're all. They're all del. Like, oh, I'll go try a bunch of soups. This has one soup. So if you don't like this soup, you're fucking shit out of luck. You drove all the way to Santa.
Ders
Now, here's the thing, Adam. Here's the thing, Adam, is they have, like, a salad bar specifically for the soup, because it's not just about the pea. Soup is kind of the base, but it's what you add. You could add bacon. You could add cheddar atmosphere. Yeah. They got a windmill. It's a great place to take a Shit. It. It's. It's a lot of.
Blake Anderson
So now is a place, Isaac, is a place called Pea Soup Anderson's Inn. Is that what it's called? Okay.
Ders
Yes, that is. Yes, that's it. That's what we're speaking of. I don't know why you rearranged the words, but. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So that's not what it's called. It's not Pea soup Anderson's Inn. It's called Anderson Split Pea soup. Is that right?
Ders
Yes. But they do have a hotel. But that's the.
Kyle
That's kind of the fun of it is no one knows. You got to go to find out why.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Why did he up the name like that? Isaac.
Kyle
By the way, Isaac goes Pea Soup Anderson's Inn is still open. The restaurant will reopen soon. They have a hotel.
Ders
It's open.
Kyle
Brother, I'm so sorry I even fucking asked.
Blake Anderson
And then he wrote backslash called Pea Soup Anderson.
Kyle
Either you have diarrhea or you don't. What's it. So can I go or not? Do I have to sleep there? Can I eat there? Do you get diarrhea?
Ders
You can sleep there.
Kyle
Can I get a sick button down? That's embroidered. Come on.
Ders
You can get a.
Blake Anderson
Okay, so that's. So that's. You're going to drive up the five, and there's probably a million great spots to stop. You're going to stop to get pea.
Kyle
Soup and a button down.
Ders
It's delicious. All you can eat, brother. It's all you can eat. It's delicious.
Kyle
I mean, I don't want Subway. Come on, Eat fresh.
Ders
Times of Hidden Subway.
Kyle
Jersey Mike's has taken over Jersey Mike's. Jersey Mike.
Blake Anderson
I'm sorry.
Kyle
Subway.
Ders
I'll give you.
Kyle
I have no room for Subway anymore.
Blake Anderson
That's actually so boat whack. Subway rules, dude. The fact that. That they will. They're in truck stops. You can just stop at a truck stop. We've covered this. But you just.
Ders
Oh, yeah. Glory holes.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, the glory. You know a glory hole.
Kyle
Nothing.
Ders
We getting some. We're getting some Buzzer beater. Just talking.
Blake Anderson
About 50ft of that subway.
Ders
Into it. Yeah, let's get into it. I'm Pull my dick out the dirt.
Kyle
We're out. Mayonnaise.
Ders
Hang on.
Kyle
I'll be right back. Oh, got some mayonnaise.
Ders
That glory hole. Subway hits different. That's fine. Boom. Yeah.
Kyle
Boom.
Ders
Boom, boom. For every load. For every load, it's a boom.
Kyle
Okay.
Ders
Load. Boom.
Kyle
Yeah, Adam. I'll hit a. I'll hit a glory Hole Subway for you.
Ders
Finish him.
Kyle
And for Isaac, I'll stay. That's not reopened.
Ders
Slash. Anderson in the soup.
Blake Anderson
We are so dumb.
Kyle
I've had enough. I'm gonna drink a five hour energy drink right now.
Blake Anderson
You should. You know what you should get is get yourself a feel free rip.
Kyle
And what is a feel free? Is that a Rizzler product?
Blake Anderson
Those blue. No, those blue little kratom drinks, they're so good, dude.
Ryan Seacrest
Can.
Blake Anderson
You can be really addicted to them. And actually people slide. Slide into dms and they're like, actually, that's what caused me to relapse. But everyone that slid into my dms that are like, that's what caused me to relapse. And I don't mean to offend you. They had tattoos on their eyeballs and they look like they've made a lot of poor choices.
Kyle
Right? Like two of your new best friends from the Super Bowl. So no judgment. No judgment.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Points. And you're like, yeah, I. I'm assuming anything could set you over the edge to go back to your old ways.
Ders
Sure. It's science. Yeah. You could have a really good nerd rope that sends it back.
Kyle
They're there, Kyle.
Ders
I'm back on the H. Yes.
Kyle
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You could just watch a Rizzler video and suddenly you're doing Crank again. You know what I mean?
Ders
I'm doing crank again.
Blake Anderson
Okay, back on the crank.
Kyle
All right. That's a hell of an.
Blake Anderson
Any takebacks, Any apologies? Any epic slams?
Kyle
Oh, h. Oh, man, I'm sorry I wasn't there on Friday. What a bummer. Because I also know Atiba showed up. And I know when the tea train pulls into the station.
Ders
Woo.
Kyle
The station is lights on. It's out of the control of the fire.
Blake Anderson
It's out of Jager Meister. This is the way.
Ders
Yeah, he did take me to a really cool bar. Adam, have you been to the Saint.
Kyle
Y. O Great Val Kilmer movie.
Blake Anderson
I knew. What's funny is if you would have given me a guess, one guess. I would have guessed the Saint.
Ders
That place was rad. Very punk rock. Very rad.
Kyle
What is it like the skater boy punk rock vibe?
Blake Anderson
It's a, you know. Yeah, it's a. It's a dirty boy bar and it's. Yeah, it's wild.
Ders
It's super tight. Little off.
Blake Anderson
No, it's not that. It's off like on Magazine street, isn't it? It's not that off though.
Ders
Yeah, we just.
Blake Anderson
Not in the French Quarter. Yeah.
Kyle
Oh, it's like a newspaper stand.
Ders
Blake Dude, I wish I had one. I would have pulled up, bought some.
Kyle
Sweatpants and all that newspaper stand on Magazine Street.
Blake Anderson
But I bet. I bet it was going off because it was the super bowl weekend, right?
Ders
Yes, it was. It was very fun. It was very fun time. We had a great time.
Blake Anderson
I love it.
Kyle
The best of times.
Ders
Yeah, I guess we give a. You know. So all our predictions were that the Chiefs were going to win that, but the Eagles fucking came and knocked their dick in the dirt. So special shout out to Philadelphia and Todd. Todd, our. Our Philly boy. Congrats, brother.
Blake Anderson
Big congrats.
Ders
Enjoy the win.
Kyle
Yeah. And by the way, isn't it time to tune in to Blake's Jeopardy. Episode? I got to set the dvr.
Ders
By the time you guys hear this, it will have aired. I really want to do a pod where we get into the backstory of it, but we'll. We'll see.
Blake Anderson
I'm excited. Now, where can I. Because I don't have a DVR because I'm not as old as Bonders, but where can I watch it? You know, Hulu, you could just watch it on.
Ders
Okay, you can watch live on abc, but it will, since we. This is after it's live. Hulu. Yes, Hulu is the answer.
Blake Anderson
Hulu. Okay, cool. All right.
Kyle
I, like, do you not have cable? Or, like, you don't get cable through hulu or through YouTube or anything?
Ders
Adam, do you have cable?
Blake Anderson
I. I mean, I have Hulu, so I can watch it on ABC is what I thought you said. You can. You can TiVo it. And I'm like, I don't have a.
Ders
T. No, I said TVO ABC Live. Hulu, after it airs, tune in TII Nation.
Kyle
Perfect.
Blake Anderson
Wait, what? What the are you saying, Anders? Because you're. Look, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You can DVR through Hulu.
Kyle
Say I pay for Hulu cable. Like, I have cable. I watch cable through Hulu. And you can record stuff.
Blake Anderson
Oh, I didn't even know that's a thing. That's real. That is cool. I did not know that you.
Kyle
YouTube has it too now.
Blake Anderson
Does Fubo have it? Because I think.
Kyle
Well, that's another episode.
Ders
It's two.
Blake Anderson
No, I'm. I'm Fubo. I'm Fubo.
Kyle
It's a different one. Fomo.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I do Fubo F. Well, that's. Okay. That's another episode.
Ders
Another episode. This is important.
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Podcast Summary: Ep 236 - The Super Bowel Hangover
Title: This Is Important
Host/Authors: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Release Date: February 14, 2025
Description: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck delve into their post-Super Bowl adventures, financial insights, and a plethora of humorous anecdotes in this lively episode.
The podcast kicks off with the hosts sharing their harrowing yet hilarious experiences surrounding the Super Bowl festivities.
Travel Woes:
Blake recounts their chaotic journey back from the Super Bowl, highlighting a flight delay that transformed a typical drive to the airport from two hours down to an excruciating eleven-hour ordeal.
"It took us like an hour and 45 minutes, and then you go in. And the lines were crazy, by the way."
[03:24] - Blake Anderson
Meeting Celebrities:
The group reminisces about meeting Post Malone and other notable figures backstage, adding a star-studded flair to their adventure.
"We went to the Post Malone show backstage. We met Posty finally. That was dope."
[12:16] - Ders
A serious yet engaging discussion ensues about the financial hardships faced by retired NFL and NBA players, referencing a Sports Illustrated article.
Statistics Highlight:
Blake shares alarming stats, revealing that "78% of NFL players and 60% of NBA players face serious financial hardships after they retire."
[06:27] - Blake Anderson
Underlying Causes:
The conversation delves into reasons such as short career spans and lack of financial management, with Kyle emphasizing the importance of post-retirement planning.
"The majority of these guys get kicked out of the NFL on purpose before... they have to pay the pension to them and all that."
[06:42] - Kyle Newacheck
Injecting humor into the episode, the hosts brainstorm quirky business ventures, showcasing their creative and comedic chemistry.
Unique Pool on PayPal:
Adam introduces the idea of creating a pool on PayPal, sparking Kyle's appreciation.
"It lets us collect the money before we buy."
[01:14] - Kyle Newacheck
Pinball Machine Mania:
Blake humorously debates the feasibility of owning expensive pinball machines, reflecting on their high cost and niche appeal.
"I think a lot of people in theory would want a pinball machine... but then it's like $2,000, and then they're not."
[10:48] - Blake Anderson
The conversation shifts to the lively parties post-Super Bowl, filled with energetic stories and celebrity interactions.
Trombone Shorty Encounter:
Blake shares a memorable interaction with New Orleans legend Trombone Shorty, praising his down-to-earth nature despite the group's intoxicated state.
"He’s the man, dude. Troy. He's the man."
[17:14] - Blake Anderson
Bud Light Bash:
The hosts reminisce about the Bud Light event, highlighting the vibrant atmosphere and the arrival of figures like Shane Gillis.
"Kicking it with Gilly, who had a silly little car ride."
[12:32] - Blake Anderson
Food takes center stage as the hosts describe their gastronomic exploits during the Super Bowl weekend.
Po' Boy Paradise:
Ders gushes about the shrimp po' boy, emphasizing its freshness and satisfying nature.
"I can't stop thinking about that shrimp po' boy. That was so good."
[15:21] - Ders
Split Pea Soup Discussions:
A humorous debate unfolds over the merits of split pea soup at Anderson's Inn, complete with exaggerated reactions and playful mockery.
"Because it's delicious. And also, they have, like, it's almost a salad bar for your split."
[62:07] - Ders
The hosts delve into the realm of documentaries, discussing their impact and sharing opinions on notable works.
Hoop Dreams and Beyond:
Blake and Kyle express their admiration for documentaries like Hoop Dreams, while also critiquing the often mixed portrayals of their subjects.
"I think, like, no matter what, there's going to be something that's gonna dig up some dirt."
[43:52] - Blake Anderson
Potential Documentary Stars:
The idea of public figures being featured in documentaries sparks a lively exchange, with the hosts humorously speculating on the nature of such portrayals.
"I'm assuming Tik Tok, but I'm not."
[40:37] - Blake Anderson
A series of comedic exchanges highlights the hosts' effortless rapport, filled with inside jokes and playful insults.
Underwear Elasticity:
Blake jokes about his struggling underwear elastics, prompting ders to join in the ribbing.
"The elastic in my underwear is struggling."
[00:24] - Blake Anderson
Glory Hole Subway Antics:
A comical segment ensues as the hosts create absurd scenarios involving subway glory holes, blending humor with their unique storytelling style.
"They are a nuisom. They're a real stinking nuisance."
[58:05] - Berds
As the episode winds down, the hosts touch upon future podcasts and reflect on their experiences, blending anticipation with humor.
Future Episodes Tease:
The hosts hint at upcoming topics and potential changes, maintaining the show's dynamic and engaging tone.
"This is important."
[60:55] - Ders
Final Shout-Outs:
Congratulating the Philadelphia team, the hosts wrap up with enthusiastic well-wishes and a nod to their listeners.
"Special shout out to Philadelphia and Todd. Todd, our Philly boy. Congrats, brother."
[67:35] - Ders
Blake Anderson on Flight Delays:
"It took us like an hour and 45 minutes, and then you go in. And the lines were crazy, by the way."
[03:24]
Ders on Meeting Post Malone:
"We went to the Post Malone show backstage. We met Posty finally. That was dope."
[12:16]
Kyle Newacheck on NFL Financial Stats:
"The majority of these guys get kicked out of the NFL on purpose before... they have to pay the pension to them and all that."
[06:42]
Blake Anderson on Split Pea Soup:
"I can't stop thinking about that shrimp po' boy. That was so good."
[15:21]
Ders on Documentary Influence:
"I think, like, no matter what, there's going to be something that's gonna dig up some dirt."
[43:52]
Episode 236, aptly titled "The Super Bowel Hangover," offers listeners a blend of humor, personal stories, and insightful discussions. From chaotic travel tales and celebrity encounters to serious conversations about financial stability in professional sports, Adam, Anders, Blake, and Kyle deliver a well-rounded and entertaining episode. Their dynamic interplay and candid storytelling ensure that both regular listeners and newcomers find something to enjoy and relate to.