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Adam Devine
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Ders
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Adam Devine
Yes, you keep talking about it. I've heard every detail.
Ders
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You actually didn't tell me that one, but that's a smart idea.
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Adam Devine
Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line crit thing happening on this planet today. On this is important.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
This last time we had our teth. That we had our teth rotisserie chicken.
Blake Anderson
I had it in, like, a gas station, and it was very bad.
Adam Devine
Buckle up.
Blake Anderson
Hello, Henson. We're back.
Kyle Newacheck
Great ass, Scoochy.
Adam Devine
Whoa, Goofy.
Ders
Are you having a laugh?
Adam Devine
Who is ratata? Who is scoochy?
Kyle Newacheck
Goofy. Was that me saying goofy? We should get my mom to get on here and say goofy.
Adam Devine
Is that your mom's slogan or catchphrase?
Kyle Newacheck
Goofy.
Blake Anderson
That was him impersonating her.
Kyle Newacheck
Goofy. That's what my mom told me after she saw a man blowing another. Maybe man or a man blowing.
Blake Anderson
Gotcha.
Kyle Newacheck
The man.
Adam Devine
I'm like, do you know how it works?
Kyle Newacheck
No, it was a man that was getting blown, but then I think it was also a man blowing this man. Hello, handsome. Underneath the fruit Freeway overpass. And we were on one of her walks that she takes every day. I've told you guys. And then I go, mom, there's a guy. I was giving her about this walk because it was, like, next to, like, a. A dump where. And like, a literal dump. It smelled like there was, like, hypodermic needles just strewn about. There was people, like, doing a drug deal right in front of us. There was homeless guys that knew her by name.
Adam Devine
We've established she's had a background in this mil drugs. Go ahead.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. And then. And then we see, you know, these people blowing this guy underneath a freeway overpass.
Adam Devine
And I go, mom, these people blowing the sky, taking turns, lining up.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know if it's a man or woman. I. I wasn't sure I was just ahead and then this person blowing this guy. And then I go, mom, there's a guy. There's a person blowing this guy. And she just looks over and goes goofy. Internet.
Adam Devine
That story. That's funny. Yeah, but where. Where'd she hear that? Or she just made it up?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know. I just think she is get. Gets weird and uncomfortable and just thinks her goofy.
Blake Anderson
Then that's a great way to sum stuff up. Sometimes shit is just goofy.
Kyle Newacheck
It's a little goofy.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I think maybe that's the way to just. Babe, you want to go get goofy?
Kyle Newacheck
Goofy.
Blake Anderson
Let's go get goofy. Later, goofy.
Adam Devine
Should we go upstairs and get goofy? She's like, what?
Kyle Newacheck
Goofy.
Adam Devine
I'm busy.
Kyle Newacheck
That way you could say like, I'm. I would love to you. You can't say I'd love to you today in front of the kids. You got to have codes, right?
Adam Devine
Right?
Blake Anderson
You got to have some code words. Yeah. But you got to hide it a little.
Adam Devine
Okay. I didn't know that. Oops.
Blake Anderson
Goofy.
Adam Devine
Damn.
Kyle Newacheck
I guess I've been a little goofy.
Blake Anderson
You want to go butt goofy?
Kyle Newacheck
Me?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, you trying to.
Adam Devine
Let's let him. Let's let him. Let's let him go. Let's let him go.
Blake Anderson
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, bro. I'm sorry, brother. That's my bad.
Adam Devine
Why does that tickle you so pink?
Blake Anderson
I just. It just is it. It's my childhood. You're throwing me back.
Kyle Newacheck
Why do you think that that isn't good enough?
Adam Devine
Code word.
Kyle Newacheck
You want to get. Hey, maybe later me and mommy can get goofy. You don't think that that would. You think your kids would be like, you're gonna go have sex with mommy later? Your kids.
Adam Devine
No, I think they'd want to be like, I'll be goofy with you later. Oh, that's illegal. And they go, what?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
So you got to be like, should we work on the taxes later?
Kyle Newacheck
You know, wouldn't mind working on your taxes. Yeah, something like that.
Adam Devine
File that. 1080.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
1099. You know, something like that.
Blake Anderson
File it in the butt tonight.
Adam Devine
I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if that. Because of the butt part at the end that you put on there. Yeah, I think that that kind of doesn't work.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'd be.
Adam Devine
My kid would get.
Blake Anderson
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Well, how do you get that?
Adam Devine
Monica would get that.
Kyle Newacheck
They go, wait, Blake's 12 year old.
Adam Devine
Would she get it?
Kyle Newacheck
I feel like any adult would.
Blake Anderson
Would get it. Yeah. I don't know. I. I don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
Ohio.
Adam Devine
Blake, did you add any of that Tourette's girl to the board?
Kyle Newacheck
Brylan?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Oh, no, no. I need to do a. I need to do a board. A board drop revamp. What's the name of the show?
Adam Devine
Obviously she has a. She has a condition that is not funny, but.
Blake Anderson
Okay, you sound like Anthony Jeselnik.
Adam Devine
Right, Hang on. But the things that she says because of her condition.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes.
Adam Devine
Are very funny. And how she says them, it's even funnier.
Kyle Newacheck
You can't be that funny like, to have Tourette's and you just scream fuck. It can be like, kind of sad and, like, scary.
Adam Devine
Of course.
Kyle Newacheck
She is so funny.
Blake Anderson
She's not just saying fuck.
Kyle Newacheck
She's so funny when she. She says when she has her Tourette ticks.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it's.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, she's a comedy.
Adam Devine
God, the ones. She's ticking.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Oh, she's ticking. Oh, she's. Peace up, eight town.
Adam Devine
Yeah, she has an Usher tick. Come on.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Her name is Balin. Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Is it Balin? Not Braylon. Balin.
Blake Anderson
Balin. Which is a cool name, by the way.
Adam Devine
That's such a 2020s, like, modern name.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, Balin Dupree.
Blake Anderson
Balin Dupree.
Kyle Newacheck
What a fucking sick name, dude.
Blake Anderson
That's sick. Out Loud is the show. So. It is. Yes, it's this. But she has a really good attitude about it. She's a really lovely girl. Awesome personality. She has Tourette's and it just so happens to be, you know what the. A funny version.
Adam Devine
The. The funniest. And by the way, I don't know if this happens to you guys, but if I'm watching a clip, I actually think I watched first episode, but just watching her on Instagram, I have now just walked around the house saying her ticks it. Like I have a tick. And I wonder if there's any doctors listening slide into Blake's DMS about this. Is there anything to syndrome where, like, you can. Where it's like contagious, like, if I'm like borderline.
Kyle Newacheck
She's given America Tourette's. Yeah, she's right.
Adam Devine
If I'm borderline Tourette's. Is that why I'm picking up on this? What's happening? Because I keep saying wind it up. Oh, it's science. Peace up a. Yeah, I keep saying peace up a town.
Blake Anderson
What's the one she says where she's like. Like, he's got a wiener and then.
Adam Devine
She'S got a 9 inch wiener and then she goes, oh, no, it's not that wiener. Tap that. We are Tap the rotisser. I keep saying that. It's unreal. Tap that wiener. Tap that. We know. Tether toasted chicken. It's unreal.
Kyle Newacheck
She'll also say, like, something like, my mom has herpes.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Crabs.
Kyle Newacheck
No. She's like, my father has murdered President Joe Biden. He is buried in the backyard.
Adam Devine
I don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
And just will say, like that. And you're like, oh, yeah.
Adam Devine
I'm like, is that a tick? What's happening? That's pretty complex tick.
Kyle Newacheck
Yep.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Huh. Sometimes it's almost like, you know, like, I feel like there's been a Murder She Wrote episode where, like, the parrot is the one that, like, tells you that they murdered somebody. Where it's like, help, help. He's stabbing me.
Adam Devine
Right?
Blake Anderson
That's kind of a good little twist on it.
Adam Devine
Classic.
Blake Anderson
I watch a lot of Murders She Wrote.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
I watch a lot.
Adam Devine
Is that a good twist?
Kyle Newacheck
Is that a classic? Yeah, I don't know if that's a classic. Yeah, I guess. I don't. I don't remember watching a lot of Murders She Wrote, but.
Blake Anderson
Oh, you gotta tap in.
Adam Devine
I just watched an episode recently. She just kind of, like, walks around like, oh, guess what? And then, like, what? And then she moves into another room and she goes, you guys see this? We didn't see that. And then she's like, oh, you should have seen it. It's crazy.
Blake Anderson
So the show is great, and. Because she's not gonna, like, run.
Kyle Newacheck
So the show's kind of bad, but, like.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no, no, no.
Adam Devine
It's very Enter Emmys, like, every year for that.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, but they used to be a little willy nilly with those Emmys, right?
Adam Devine
What do you mean?
Blake Anderson
No, they're more willy nilly now.
Adam Devine
Yeah. What are we talking about?
Blake Anderson
You had to earn this. That's how good she is. She doesn't have to ever. She never runs, she never jumps, she never bends down. It's just like.
Adam Devine
Yeah, she just shoots looks and is like, come out of here.
Blake Anderson
She looks, she sits down, she types and she talks.
Kyle Newacheck
But I thought the way you guys were just explaining Murder She Wrote is like. She's like, ah, you didn't see that clue. Well, you should have seen that clue. And then she was.
Adam Devine
Yeah, but she did it better than anybody on television, Adam.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, okay.
Blake Anderson
She hypnotizes you with it. It's insane. She's.
Kyle Newacheck
Because of how slow she talks. Because she's an old woman.
Blake Anderson
You Just have to watch it.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, you're right.
Adam Devine
And by the way, when she was young, she was a babe. Isn't that always crazy? Like, when you. When you grow up watching old people and you don't realize they had a whole career as a different thing before. Like, I'm gonna come.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Like who?
Adam Devine
I mean, I guess everybody.
Blake Anderson
Sally Fields. She was hot when she was old. I have a crush on her.
Adam Devine
Yes, Sally Fields, sure. But, like, who is somebody?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, okay. I mean, okay, Right.
Blake Anderson
Wait, where is it? We got in the chat.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, okay.
Blake Anderson
I want to see some hot Angela Lanesbury photos.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, okay.
Blake Anderson
What do we got?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, here, I'll try to. I'll try to drop a little stuff.
Blake Anderson
Is she, like, in a bathing suit?
Kyle Newacheck
So, hey, can we chill with these link that are. I mean, how many letters long does it need to be?
Blake Anderson
Jesus Christ.
Adam Devine
You talk to Trump about that one?
Kyle Newacheck
Come on, Doge. Let's talk about this.
Blake Anderson
Oh, my God. Her eyes are a little scary. She's actually kind of frightening looking to me. She kind of looks like a puppet. Yeah, dude, I don't know. I'm not. I'm not sold on this. I think she's hotter when she's old, if I'm being honest. What?
Adam Devine
Thank God you're being honest.
Blake Anderson
What?
Kyle Newacheck
Bro, this isn't going to be another episode of your weird kink, so. Where you're trying to fuck Isaac.
Blake Anderson
I'm saying this photo of her in the red blazer, I think is hotter than her with these weird puppet eyes.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, she has the same eyes. Her eyes don't. Your eyes don't change when you get older.
Blake Anderson
No, they. No, they came out a little bit when she's young. They were, like, sunken. It's very awful.
Adam Devine
She kind of looks like somebody who's famous now.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, well, check. Check the other. The next photo. The next photo.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Now, is this a little sexier for you, Blake? I'm sorry, dude.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's not bad. But I'm still going to this one in the red blazer from this.
Kyle Newacheck
The. The red blazer. She's in her 70s.
Blake Anderson
She looks good.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, she looks.
Blake Anderson
She looks good. She looks like Barbara Bush, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
She just looks like she's the assistant principal at your high school. Well, that's what she looks like.
Blake Anderson
Maybe I have a principal kink. I don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
Do you have a hot vice principal.
Adam Devine
Like a guy, you know who. Like, do you guys ever watch Just Shoot Me?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
With. With David Spade, right?
Adam Devine
Remember, like, the old guy who owned the Magazine?
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Was he hella hot.
Adam Devine
He. He was like a handsome movie star back in the day.
Blake Anderson
Was he?
Adam Devine
I mean. Yeah. Or like Mr. Roper from Three's Company.
Blake Anderson
That's a good one.
Kyle Newacheck
I hope. I hope I have the opposite happen where, like, they're like. Yeah, Adam Divine. Oh, yeah, the hot older man actor.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
And they're like. He used to be kind of like.
Adam Devine
A just regular regular.
Kyle Newacheck
Kind of dumpy looking.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
A little guy. Yeah. You ever see. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You ever see Pitch Perfect one? His head was a balloon. He looked like a whoopee cushion.
Adam Devine
Yo, this picture you're posting, Blaze, That's.
Blake Anderson
A good one, right?
Adam Devine
Talk to me.
Blake Anderson
That's a hot number. Okay, so I found a hot. And maybe, Todd, if we could mark this photo, I'd love to have this on the TII page, because this is a hot Diddy right here. Blake. What?
Adam Devine
Where?
Kyle Newacheck
She's in her 90s.
Adam Devine
Let him go. Let him cook.
Blake Anderson
She's not in her 90s, dude. This black and white photo where she's sitting in bed, 1899. She's got a. She's got a slit up her skirt. She's showing leg. She's got a look in her eyes.
Adam Devine
We're back to slits. We're back to slits.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, that. That is not what you said.
Blake Anderson
No, she's got a look in her eyes like she's about to murder your something else, brother.
Adam Devine
Murder your scrote.
Blake Anderson
Give me a second.
Adam Devine
Come on.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, I see what you're. What you said you see it. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lansbury. All right.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. That. That almost looks like our old house. Adam, she might be in the fire pit.
Adam Devine
Is that the old couch?
Blake Anderson
That might be. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Durs puked in that fire pit. Night one, remember how we had.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah, that's my boy.
Adam Devine
What I do.
Blake Anderson
That's my boy.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, so Blake and I rented a house when we first moved in. It was season two of Workaholics. We finally were moving out of the Workaholics house that we had lived in for years prior. And then the first season, Loose butthole. We're like, we can afford to rent a dope place. We rented this sick place in the Hollywood Hills.
Blake Anderson
We weren't done being roommates yet because we weren't done. We loved each other.
Kyle Newacheck
We still needed another year or two.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
And we rented this sick place. Had to pay cash. It was sketchy. Like literal cash in an envelope. It was weird. Night one, we're like, hey, we got a christen in the new Place. And by that I mean just basically Ders comes over and we get blackout drunk.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I thought it meant something else.
Blake Anderson
I did too.
Kyle Newacheck
What? Blake? Isaac. No. Or Isaac Blake?
Adam Devine
No.
Blake Anderson
I don't him. I don't him.
Adam Devine
By barfing all over the fur rug.
Kyle Newacheck
And then Ders. We have a sunken in fire pit with like white plush carpet. It was strange. It was strange.
Adam Devine
For right next to a fireplace is very strange. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes. Right next to the fireplace with like this rock wall next to it. Like a. Not like a rock climbing wall. You can't climb it. But it was like 1970s style. And Ders puked on the white carpet. The very first night.
Adam Devine
I curled up in there to sleep. That was where I was like, I'll sleep in here.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And I just couldn't make it up to the ledge. Could have puked on the floor. Should have puked on the floor.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
That's my take back for today. I wish I could take it back. And then I think I, like went and I rented like a shampoo carpet. Shampooer.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. That was kind of you.
Blake Anderson
That's so cool.
Kyle Newacheck
Didn't. Didn't quite work, but.
Adam Devine
Didn't.
Blake Anderson
But yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Never quite looked or smelled.
Adam Devine
I was like, I think this thing needs water. But it's due back because I only paid for an hour.
Blake Anderson
Hey, man. But good on you, brother.
Adam Devine
Good on you.
Blake Anderson
Good on you, mate.
Kyle Newacheck
Good on you.
Adam Devine
Those are the days. Hey. We got a new Lacroix flavor here. Switching gears.
Blake Anderson
What? Wait, hold on. This is important.
Adam Devine
Hold on. Switching gears here now.
Kyle Newacheck
This is important.
Blake Anderson
Wait.
Adam Devine
Can you guys see what this says?
Blake Anderson
That shit's important.
Kyle Newacheck
What is it?
Blake Anderson
Mojito. Hold on.
Kyle Newacheck
Wow.
Adam Devine
Mojito.
Blake Anderson
Does it have alcohol or it's just flavored?
Adam Devine
No, but I think that they think you put some rum in here, though.
Blake Anderson
Oh. How does it taste? So what, that's like mint and coconut?
Adam Devine
It's got a little minty. Not even any coconut. It's just kind of like mint and lime. Put some lime in the coconut.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Mojito is mint cane, sugar and lime. Is that it?
Kyle Newacheck
And rum.
Adam Devine
Yeah. So maybe you gotta add a little sugar, a little rum and rum.
Blake Anderson
Of course. You gotta have the rumor. Does it have rum flavor?
Adam Devine
A little rum to warm me tum. And that's a life for me. That's life.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
No, it's got no sugar in it. It's. It's a. Probably water, dude.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it's water. That sounds gross.
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's not. I don't think I could drink Two of these in a row.
Blake Anderson
Lacroix has really fallen off. I feel like you don't see it half as much as you do.
Adam Devine
I got on by somebody when I did their podcast, and they're like, dude, you're drinking LaCroix. You gotta step your game up. And I was like, like, do I?
Blake Anderson
It's old news. What were they on?
Adam Devine
Waterloo.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, sure, yeah. Waterloo.
Adam Devine
Is that what it's called? Waterloo?
Blake Anderson
Is Waterloo from our hometown Adam of Waterloo, Iowa, or.
Kyle Newacheck
No, I mean, there's Waterloo's. Well, I'm actually from there. And you have never been.
Adam Devine
Water losers.
Blake Anderson
I was born. I was born. I was conceived there, maybe.
Kyle Newacheck
No, you weren't.
Blake Anderson
Well, Marshalltown, maybe.
Adam Devine
It was a sec.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it was different.
Blake Anderson
Totally different place, Eldora.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Never been. No, no, no, no, it is not. There's a lot of Waterloo's. Turns out. Yeah, there's a lot of water.
Blake Anderson
There's a lot of Concords as well, though. At least two, but there's only one Waterloo.
Adam Devine
What do we call this matters town? Name talk.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, he's getting in the weeds with name talk.
Blake Anderson
Well, I'm just showing that I know.
Adam Devine
There'S a Paris in Texas. Did you know that?
Blake Anderson
I did know that. There's also. There's a few Pittsburghs as well. There's a Pittsburgh where I grew up. There's a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, as we famously know. There's a lot of. Really?
Adam Devine
There's a Pittsburgh outside of Concord.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, right over the hill. That's where Wienersnitchel was.
Adam Devine
That makes no sense. Wiener central.
Blake Anderson
How do you say it? I remember.
Adam Devine
Brain is wiener central.
Blake Anderson
No, I remember. I remember getting roasted quite a bit about the way I say Wienersnitchel. What?
Kyle Newacheck
How was it said Wiener schnitzel?
Adam Devine
Well, it's not. It's not snitch Shoal.
Kyle Newacheck
Snitch.
Blake Anderson
It's not snitz. It's schnitzel.
Adam Devine
Schnitzel.
Kyle Newacheck
Schnitzel.
Blake Anderson
I say Wiener schnitzel.
Adam Devine
No, you say Wiener Snitchel.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, snitchel.
Blake Anderson
Wiener schnitzel. But it's Wiener schnitzel. Wiener.
Adam Devine
Are you for real?
Blake Anderson
Bam. Wiener. Is that real? What is it? Wiener. What is Wiener?
Adam Devine
Wiener Schnitzel.
Blake Anderson
Schnitzel. That's what I said. No, it's not Wiener schnitzel.
Adam Devine
You say Wiener schnitznol.
Blake Anderson
Dude, I do not say Wieners. Shit. Snow.
Adam Devine
Run it back on the tape. Back. Leadership still.
Kyle Newacheck
So, Blake, so this.
Adam Devine
Whip it up. It's.
Kyle Newacheck
It's from one town over from your town and you don't. You don't know.
Blake Anderson
No. Pittsburgh.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
One town over from your hometown.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Concord, Pittsburgh, California.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
And you do not know how to pronounce it and you've never said it right.
Blake Anderson
Wiener schnitzel.
Adam Devine
That's pretty good.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Wiener schnitzel.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, now you're. You see how you're pulling it back? It's because you're not confident in it. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
It's one of my favorite fast food restaurants and I. Yeah, I love it.
Adam Devine
What do you get when you go Chili dog? Is that what?
Blake Anderson
Chili cheese fries. And I used to get the western dog, but.
Adam Devine
What'd you say, Adam?
Blake Anderson
He said air being silly. The western dog. But they changed the recipe a little bit with the western dog and.
Adam Devine
Oh, how dare they.
Kyle Newacheck
And let me guess, when you go there, you make sure to take a lot of photos. Post, post about it.
Adam Devine
Salad.
Kyle Newacheck
Be like, oh, I'm here.
Blake Anderson
I mean at the sh. I do, I do, I do love it. And I would shout it out all day. Also, the one in Burbank actually serves beer, which is pretty freaking cool.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that is cool. And are they all a frame buildings, right?
Blake Anderson
Not all of them, but the good ones are. They like are shaped like a steeple or, you know, it's really cool.
Kyle Newacheck
Now it's a hot dog stand. Pretty gross. Pretty disgusting. Not good.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
True gut bomb.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, true gut bomb.
Blake Anderson
I love it. I. I think it's delicious.
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Adam Devine
Yeah, on the Sunset Strip.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, on the Sunset Strip. So I had an audition for that show, and that was the first time I ever had an audition for, like, a real TV show. And it was. That's when NBC was in Burbank. Directly across the street was that Wiener schnitzel. And I went there.
Adam Devine
Well, said you did not go before.
Kyle Newacheck
Ate lunch there before. Dude, my ass. Ass was puckering. It was like. Like, this was like. It didn't go well, dude. They were, like, asking me. They're. They're like, yeah, okay, let's have fun. Play with it. Let's have fun with it. I was like. I was like, I can't play with it.
Blake Anderson
I gotta go like, you sure?
Adam Devine
I do love that. Adam was like. And then I'm gonna drop into the jazz splits. I can't do this once. If I do the splits, I'm gonna. My pants, they're like, like.
Blake Anderson
And we're looking at your resume. It says you are a ground lead. You're very good at improving. Can you just play with the lines a little bit?
Adam Devine
I can't think of anything else right now.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't.
Adam Devine
I'm good.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm good.
Blake Anderson
And here it says you can touch your toes while standing. Can you. I'm good.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm good.
Adam Devine
Do they do cheese fries there? Is that their thing?
Blake Anderson
They do chili cheese fries?
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, they do every bad choice that, like, any fast food place has ever made. Wiener schnitzel has decided to do them all.
Adam Devine
Living in a nightmare, Adam. Exactly.
Kyle Newacheck
They're like, we're going to do all the gross shit that you don't want to have done to your fries or your hot dog.
Blake Anderson
You're crazy.
Kyle Newacheck
We're going to do all of it, Adam.
Adam Devine
To that point. How does it stay open? How does it flourish? How?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know.
Adam Devine
Teenagers.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. People with bad taste buds.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no, no, no, no. Every time you go in there, it's always like, people.
Kyle Newacheck
The saddest, oldest people.
Blake Anderson
It's always people over church groups. It's people over 60.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And then me and my boys.
Adam Devine
Oh, what a cool.
Kyle Newacheck
Hang over 60,000 BMI or whatever.
Adam Devine
We go, we go. V candidates. No, bro, it's my last one. Everyone there is like, this is my last one.
Kyle Newacheck
This is my last one.
Adam Devine
I better not see you back here, buddy.
Blake Anderson
These are men who have been through the world. They've tried everything.
Kyle Newacheck
Men who have made bad choices.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no.
Kyle Newacheck
Continue to make bad choices.
Blake Anderson
They've tried meals from around the world and they keep coming back to the. The best meal and it's wiener schnitzel, which is such a good place.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, it's not good.
Adam Devine
I'm not a fan of the chili style that they do there. Like, I don't like that style chili.
Blake Anderson
No bean. It's no bean chili. It's no bean chili.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah. Like Tommy's hamburgers. I remember getting taken there when I moved to la.
Kyle Newacheck
No, that's gross.
Blake Anderson
You guys are crazy.
Adam Devine
And people are like, this is official. Like, now you're from la. And I took a bite and I was like, diarrhea. Diarrhea.
Kyle Newacheck
Diarrhea.
Blake Anderson
I'm mean, dude, you guys are crazy. You guys are crazy. I'm revoking your man card right now because you guys do not like good fast.
Adam Devine
See, Adam, People with low teeth think there's man cards.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, dude, they. It doesn't even exist.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
People with high te knows there isn't one, cuz I'd have it.
Blake Anderson
Bull crap. Dude. If there's. I don't know what Isaac gave me.
Adam Devine
Then I think I wrote something once where someone carried around a literal man card.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Remember that?
Adam Devine
Because that's really someone's like, I don't think those exist. And I go, they don't. This person made it for themselves, is the joke.
Blake Anderson
It's an official Spike TV mam card.
Adam Devine
And they were like, I don't get it. And I go, well, don't buy it then, I guess.
Kyle Newacheck
And I won't.
Blake Anderson
Man, you guys are tripping. I will say they.
Adam Devine
That's really funny. But okay.
Blake Anderson
Wienersnitchel does make like. Like, cod dogs. Like, fish stick dogs. And I'm like. I will say that's going a little far.
Kyle Newacheck
See, and you're. Now you're making my point. Point?
Blake Anderson
No, no, no, no. They do have some items that are questionable.
Kyle Newacheck
So maybe we make a list of the worst fast food places. That's disgusting.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Okay, here we go. And at the top, do we say the top is the worst?
Kyle Newacheck
Yes. Is the number one for me.
Blake Anderson
No.
Kyle Newacheck
Sorry, dude. It just. It ain't it for me. It ain't it. No for me.
Adam Devine
Okay, wait, so, Adam. Adam, you've made your point very clear.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
So, Blake, what's worse than wiener schnitzel? Just so we know where you're coming from.
Blake Anderson
The worst fast food restaurant.
Adam Devine
I know what it is.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
I actually had the first. The worst fast food experience I've ever had, I had with Blake. Do you remember? It was unreal.
Blake Anderson
Yes. But I think that was a rare case.
Adam Devine
I agree.
Blake Anderson
If I'm thinking about what I'm thinking about, about Popeyes. Was it on. Yeah, Popeyes on Hollywood.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
We had a Popeyes incident.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
It was not good.
Adam Devine
I'll never forget it.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, Popeyes, I would say 80% of all Popeyes are the worst.
Adam Devine
The cause of diarrhea. If you can find you a good Popeyes.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, it's just in the south. You. If in the South.
Blake Anderson
No, I know what.
Kyle Newacheck
That's where they're good. Anywhere outside of the South.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, there's a Burbank location that is cracking. It's cracking.
Kyle Newacheck
This is an unpopular choice, but I'll say Jack in the box. I think it's gross. I've never had a good experience.
Blake Anderson
You know what?
Adam Devine
I agree. I used to eat so much of that, but it is.
Blake Anderson
I. Yeah, I'm not a Jack guy. It's a little.
Adam Devine
Oh, Del Taco.
Blake Anderson
No, Del Taco's flamethrower.
Kyle Newacheck
Del Taco's good. Dude. Del Taco is good.
Adam Devine
Del Taco's whack.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
Del Taco's zero flavor.
Kyle Newacheck
It just was. It just was rated best Fast food science.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah. They take pride.
Adam Devine
By who? This dick. Dick.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
What? Del Taco has no flavor.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
Every time I go there, I'm like, why am I chewing on this paper? Oh, wait, this is the meal. You add sauce. I'm gonna add sauce to you. Come here.
Blake Anderson
I wish you would. You would.
Kyle Newacheck
July 26th of last year in the KTLA. That is Los Angeles local news biased.
Blake Anderson
And wait, before. Since we're talking some nerd who went.
Adam Devine
To high school with Isaac.
Kyle Newacheck
Chick Fil A has been dethroned as America's favorite fast food chain. According to a recent fast food poll conducted by USA Today, the popular chain known for its chicken sandwiches, waffle pies, Mac and cheese, have been bumped to third on the list. Number one, Del Taco.
Adam Devine
Whoa.
Kyle Newacheck
Number two. This is. It's. It's a questionable list. Number two is kfc.
Blake Anderson
Haven't been in a long time.
Adam Devine
Stop.
Blake Anderson
I haven't been in a long.
Adam Devine
Stop, stop.
Kyle Newacheck
Three is Chick Fil A. Four is in and out at. Five is Hardee's.
Adam Devine
This list is already whack.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, this list is already.
Adam Devine
Sorry.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, well, this list is LA Specific, obviously, because.
Kyle Newacheck
No, it's. It's a USA Today poll, but Del.
Blake Anderson
Taco is not anywhere except California, I believe.
Kyle Newacheck
No, no, no, no. It's all. It's nationwide now.
Adam Devine
And we don't have Hardee's, though.
Blake Anderson
Del Taco is nationwide.
Adam Devine
Hold up, hold up, hold up. Everyone who likes Del Taco, that's a huge.
Blake Anderson
Is.
Adam Devine
Sorry.
Kyle Newacheck
Grew up. Grew up by. They grew up liking Delta.
Adam Devine
These are the people who think that in n out fries are crazy.
Blake Anderson
And you're like, del Taco fries are very good.
Adam Devine
The fact that they have fries is blasphemy.
Blake Anderson
Oh, no, that's cool, dude.
Adam Devine
What else should they have? Like, sourdough dumplings? What are we talking about?
Blake Anderson
Go off King, dude. Keep cooking. Keep cooking.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, so this. This Blake, I hate.
Adam Devine
So, Blake, what's the worst one? Keep cooking. What's the worst? Keep cooking.
Kyle Newacheck
He just becomes like a sassy Gen Z. Keep cooking, Yas queen. Yes. It's fire.
Adam Devine
We love it.
Blake Anderson
Sorry, bro. I'm sorry. My least favorite.
Adam Devine
Least or least either one.
Blake Anderson
Least favorite. My least favorite. I don't love. Have Burger King too.
Adam Devine
Of course not. This is fine. You can say these things, but.
Blake Anderson
But I. I don't.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, I like Burger King. I like the char. Char broil.
Blake Anderson
Dude. I haven't been to a lot of these places in. In years. So I don't know if they've. If they've changed their. Their.
Kyle Newacheck
It seems like Del Taco must have changed because I remember it just being like decent fast food. Like, I, you know, you get the chicken Taco, and it was. It was better than Taco Bell.
Blake Anderson
This is the thing with fast food restaurants. They're all not great. But if you know your order, you find your items, you can. You can go like Burger King. That's the one place where I'm not sure what I get if I go to Jack in the Box, which I'm not a huge fan of. I like their egg rolls, and I like their monster tacos.
Adam Devine
The tacos from Jack in the Crack back.
Blake Anderson
They're wild. The worst.
Adam Devine
Their life change when you're 22. They're. They're game changers because you're like, oh, no.
Kyle Newacheck
I always thought they were garbage.
Blake Anderson
They're wild. They have a slice of cheese. You lose. They're so bad. They're good. That's what makes them good.
Adam Devine
I forgot. Did I talk about how I went to Applebee's the other day on the way back from Oregon driving?
Blake Anderson
I don't know if you did. You didn't hit Anderson's peace dupe. Disappointed Cruise by Disappointed Cruise right by.
Adam Devine
That, but took the fam to Applebee's. Okay, you guys, you guys.
Kyle Newacheck
What?
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's so. It's. It's not even bad. It's, like, gross. It's, like, gross.
Blake Anderson
What disappoint us?
Kyle Newacheck
Well, yeah. Well, what sucks is you used to eat good in the neighborhood, and now I feel Chili's with her fun jingles have really taken over the fast, casual space.
Adam Devine
And good for Chili's. Chili's for life.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, dude, the Chili's is legit. Legit.
Blake Anderson
Oh, Chili's is pound town.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah, dude. And the. And Applebee's had them in the 90s. I feel like you were. You go to the. The Applebee's, baby.
Adam Devine
It was a real bummer.
Blake Anderson
A lot of places have slipped because.
Adam Devine
I'm like, this is what people are eating a lot of places. And, dude, it was gnarly.
Blake Anderson
What'd you get? I need to know the order. Order.
Adam Devine
I mean, I got. I got there, like, the prime rib whatever sandwich. Like, the. What do they call that? Where you dip it in the horseradish. What do they call it? Oh, jus. What do they call it?
Kyle Newacheck
We don't know.
Blake Anderson
Beef tip. Beef dip. The beef dip.
Adam Devine
I got the beef dip, and then I got, like, some boneless wings to, like, kick it off.
Kyle Newacheck
This is just with your, like, little kids and your wife.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah. Diarrhea.
Kyle Newacheck
You get boneless wings to kick it off. I love you dirty. You're the best.
Adam Devine
What else would I get? My kids love boneless wings.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah. They're kicking it off. Starting to be young.
Adam Devine
But here's what I. Here's where I thought I was gonna be fun.
Blake Anderson
You said kids. What do you want to kick it off with?
Adam Devine
I go we're kicking it off, kids. And here's how. We're kicking it, but here's how I try to kick it off further. I thought I was like, the fun dad. I ordered what is essentially like a Shirley Temple, but they add Pop Rocks to it. The cause of diarrhea. Damn, son. Okay, so I got a 7 year old, 11 year old. I think they're gonna be like. Like, whoa. 11 year old instantly goes, that's disgusting. 7. 7 year old sees it and he goes, what are those things? I go, it's candy. And he's like, that's gross.
Kyle Newacheck
And I'm like, I mean, I. I kind of am questioning your children right now.
Blake Anderson
Like, yeah, I tried it.
Adam Devine
It tastes normal. But the fact that they're like, let's put Pop Rocks into a Shirley Temple, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
That sounds dope to me. Dude.
Adam Devine
I. I know, but it ended up. It ended up being real, Real diabetes. Like, diabetes diabetes. It just was like. It was like, am I drinking this for real right now? You guys have this on a menu? For real?
Kyle Newacheck
There's a guy that I. For whatever reason, my algorithm is like, you're gonna like this. And I don't. But I watch like 80 videos.
Blake Anderson
So you.
Adam Devine
So you love guy with the big dick. Who?
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
Funky butt loving. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. The video of Isaac Blake doesn't exist.
Blake Anderson
He did not record it.
Kyle Newacheck
No, the, like, my life has a soda addict guy, and he's just like, he has a garage floor to ceiling of sodas, and he crushes 100 cans of soda a day and maybe more.
Blake Anderson
Oh, that's not good.
Kyle Newacheck
And he's. But it's all like, zeros and, like, no sugar.
Adam Devine
Sugar doesn't matter.
Kyle Newacheck
Your boobs are huge. But you're like, this guy's gonna die. He's gonna die. Dude. That's too much.
Blake Anderson
That's chemical overload.
Adam Devine
You think that's too much, Adam?
Kyle Newacheck
I do. I do.
Adam Devine
That's too much. Yeah, yeah, it's a lot.
Blake Anderson
That's chemical overload. Whatever is the zero about it.
Adam Devine
Even if it's. There's no sugar. Yeah. The replacement sweetener is gonna do worse.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, even. Dude, even if it was full. I mean, both ways. If you have too much of one thing, right, you know, whether it's. It's 60 cups of coffee or a bunch of zquil every night, or if you.
Adam Devine
Unless it's circle, it's too much.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Unless it's 100 cups of circle, it's too much.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's fine. Which I'm hooked by the Way. Adam. I'm in now.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
You've been sipping on your circle.
Blake Anderson
I have, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Good. Dude, at night.
Blake Anderson
Daddy sipped his circle at night.
Adam Devine
Oh, don't touch daddy Circle. There's. That's Daddy.
Blake Anderson
It's a mojito flavor.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm changing lives over here. My neighbor's having some work done on his house, and the guy who's doing the work, as a sweet man, he, he's always, like, very friendly. He's very nice to us when we have Bo out in the backyard or whatever, and you know, and he's like, hey, so your commercial. We saw your commercial and I have a nine year old. And I said, I, I, I know that guy. And, and you're a circle. Circle water bottle commercial came on and my son was like, oh, I, I want a water bottle. So I went out and bought him one. He loves it. He's the coolest kid at school because I got him this circle water bottle and then I hooked him up with like 100 flavors, dude.
Adam Devine
Nice.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah. Gotcha.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Dude, I, I love this power because.
Adam Devine
For whatever reason, it's not power, it's a privilege.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, the privilege to have. To have a privilege.
Blake Anderson
Would you like to see?
Kyle Newacheck
It's a superpower, dude.
Blake Anderson
Do you want to see your kid again?
Kyle Newacheck
No, because I'm making dads look so good, dude. Like McBride and his kids, his kids love it. So I've hooked them up with a bunch. And, And Blake's daughter, she was like, thank you so much for.
Blake Anderson
They are the kissing the ring.
Kyle Newacheck
They, they love it, dude. They love the circle, the power.
Blake Anderson
You're like the Godfather, dude. She was like, you're like the Godfather.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm like, what was, what was it when our age, like now these kids like water bottles, like pop rocks, which is bizarre to me. But what was our firecrackers?
Adam Devine
Those firecrackers? Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
It was like throwing stars and firecrackers.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Thank you, sir.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Capri sun.
Adam Devine
Here's a katana. Go. Grappling hooks.
Blake Anderson
You're saying what, what liquids did we consume?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it must have been like, like squeeze. Its where you twist off the top and you.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, squeezes were off the chain and.
Kyle Newacheck
Sir. Energy. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Capri. Capri suns. Capri sun squeezes high seas.
Adam Devine
I mean, ecto cooler is the king of. All right.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, ecto cooler bubble, baby.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, the ecto cooler high C was off the chain, bro. Kidding me.
Adam Devine
And so we're talking right now. I just want to get this clear. Right now. We're talking about what liquids. What beverages were given to us by children? What was the best beverage to be given to by a strange grown up back in the day who potentially was in the commercial?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, no, that's. That's a. That's a little niche. That's a little niche. I was just saying because these kids love circle water bottles.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm like, did we have anything like that? That was like. It was. It's almost like a status Flex, but like, it wasn't really. There was no.
Adam Devine
There was no bottled anything. You just drank water from a water fountain.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Or Trapper Keepers, I feel like, were a thing.
Blake Anderson
Damn.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Trapper Keepers were a Flex, scratch and sniff stickers.
Kyle Newacheck
I remember, like, my parents. Parents, they like. I don't know if they couldn't afford Sunny D or what the hang up was with this Sunny D, but I remember always asking for Sunny D. And then it'd be. His mom would come home after, you know, grocery shopping, and it'd be some knockoff. Knockoff Sunny D, right?
Adam Devine
What?
Kyle Newacheck
And you're like, this isn't what I. I want. And she's like, it's the same thing. And I'm like, mom, it's not the same thing. Because we're having a sleepover. I wanted the Sunny D in the fridge so I could be like, you guys want some Sunny D or some purple stuff? And we all go, we gotta have.
Blake Anderson
The Sunny D. It's literally the commercial. You were literally trying to.
Kyle Newacheck
I just wanted to do the commercial.
Blake Anderson
Or like purple stuff. Fucking oj.
Kyle Newacheck
Sean William Scott was in that commercial.
Blake Anderson
Really?
Adam Devine
Whoa.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm almost positive.
Adam Devine
Hey. Not even surprised. A little bit.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. That's a legendary commercial. The Sunny D commercial.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Sean Williams Scott. Yes. Sunny Delight commercial. Yes.
Blake Anderson
And what was the. What was the deal with Sunny Delight? Because it wasn't orange juice. What was it like, sugar?
Adam Devine
It was like. It was a orange juice substitute that was actually just worse for you.
Kyle Newacheck
You worse than orange juice? Yeah. You lose, but delicious, dude.
Adam Devine
It was like how they. They had margarine for a while. They're like, margarine is better than you for butter. And then it turned out margarine was actually horrible for you and butter for you.
Kyle Newacheck
I still up some margarine, but where.
Adam Devine
Do you even find margarine?
Kyle Newacheck
Margarine? Well, I don't. I use. I use. I can't believe it's not butter.
Blake Anderson
Oh, that's what I do. Yeah, that's exactly.
Adam Devine
That's margarine, right?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. It has to be.
Adam Devine
So you do.
Blake Anderson
That's bad for you.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, for sure.
Adam Devine
Yeah. It's not good for you.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Really? Oops.
Kyle Newacheck
You are so dumb.
Blake Anderson
A lot of that.
Kyle Newacheck
Who cares? Who gives a.
Adam Devine
Did you. Did your families use frozen orange juice?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Oh, and that. That's like from the 70s, right?
Kyle Newacheck
No. 80s 90s.
Adam Devine
Like, you would have to crack it open and, like, pour water and like, m. Yourself. That was just. Life was just hard as.
Kyle Newacheck
Life was so hard.
Blake Anderson
Dude, it came in a cardboard. Cardboard can.
Adam Devine
You can't even find that anymore.
Kyle Newacheck
Does that not exist?
Adam Devine
It has to maybe like a Costco you could get it, but I don't see my grocer's freezer.
Blake Anderson
Are you sure? You got to really look.
Kyle Newacheck
I feel like. I feel like that has to still exist. Why would.
Blake Anderson
Still got the.
Kyle Newacheck
It's just concentrated.
Adam Devine
But. But are people doing it?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, that is too.
Blake Anderson
Well, maybe if you're making like a. Like a punch. Like a. A. Like a. A party drink.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
You're inventing scenarios where regular orange juice still works.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude. I remember you would. You would crack it open, then you take a spoon to it, and you're like, this is concentrated.
Blake Anderson
This is.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, this is delicious.
Blake Anderson
Wait, you'd eat it like. Like a treat.
Kyle Newacheck
Absolutely.
Blake Anderson
That's genius. I want to do that tonight.
Kyle Newacheck
Absolutely.
Blake Anderson
I bet it's so good.
Adam Devine
Go to wienersnitzel. Go home, crack open a can. I'm gonna have diabetes.
Blake Anderson
I'm gonna have diabetes. Real quick.
Kyle Newacheck
Quick.
Blake Anderson
Holy moly. I got a job.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. For whatever reason, these kids, they like water bottles now. I think it maybe because all of their moms are, like, addicted to having Stanley cups. Or like, you're allowed to bring water bottles into school. I feel like if you were to try to bring a water bottle into school, you. That's a 100%. You can't bring that in a school.
Adam Devine
School.
Blake Anderson
When.
Kyle Newacheck
When we were kids, like, they're not going to allow you to just have your own drink.
Adam Devine
I remember when they started to let us do that, and me and my buddy John, we would. Started making Kool Aid in the back of the class. We would bring. Because you could only fill it with water. And then we would just like, dump the Kool Aid packs into it, dude. And we would up and get the ones without the sugar by accident. I remember.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, I'm sorry.
Adam Devine
Because you had to add sugar. I mean, dude, life was hard back then. I don't know.
Blake Anderson
Super sour.
Kyle Newacheck
That's.
Blake Anderson
That was super sour, though. It was like. It was like sour powder. We used to remember they come in that or sour. Yeah, super sour. Remember they come in the. The plastic like grenades, and then we would shake them really hard, and then you'd open them and then inhale the. The like fumes of the Kool Aid.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Woo boy. This is when I need Kyle here. Kyle used to do you remember. Used to huff that, bro.
Kyle Newacheck
You remember the. The kids that would snort pixie sticks?
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah. I was one of them. You were? Oh, yeah. For days, dude, I'd be taking fat lines, okay? It didn't transfer. I don't do coke. So it was like, yeah, I guess.
Adam Devine
Probably, like, if you do that as a kid, you're less likely to do coke later because you're like, I've already lived that life. Yeah, I burned the. Out of my.
Blake Anderson
I gotta have my system. I was snorting so much pixie dust that I'm cool now.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I didn't do that, but I definitely would with a mechanical pencil would put all the lead out and then act like I'm injecting myself freaking see you all day. And I'll admit it. I don't even do heroin.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
So, yeah, you're right. You got to start them young.
Adam Devine
Sounds like you did.
Blake Anderson
There's always time.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
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Kyle Newacheck
If there was one drug that you don't do. None of us are drug guys.
Blake Anderson
No, luckily.
Kyle Newacheck
I wish. So, like, which drug would we. If. If we're gonna pick a drug and you. This is your. You gotta be. You gotta ride this with this drug. Which drug are you gonna get on? Bored with. And. And it can't even be cocaine, because I feel like cocaine is, like people doesn't count. It doesn't count. People do cocaine.
Adam Devine
Why doesn't it count?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it's just.
Kyle Newacheck
I think it's like, people. It's, like, socially acceptable. I mean, it isn't.
Adam Devine
So this has to be something.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't even know what it isn't, but it has to be, like, you're doing. You're. You're, like, abusing ketamine or some.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Okay, let me.
Blake Anderson
Okay, hold on. I'm. I'm studying it.
Adam Devine
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay. Okay.
Blake Anderson
Am I overseas?
Adam Devine
Hang on. I'm abusing ketamine. Okay. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
What are those sticks? They, like, chew in, like, the Middle East. There's, like, these sticks that they chew. That's.
Adam Devine
That's not drugs, though. My. My buddy used to bring those home from France. He was, like, a French kid. And they just chew on a stick.
Kyle Newacheck
France.
Adam Devine
It's like a licorice taste.
Blake Anderson
I thought it was drug.
Kyle Newacheck
Remember how Isaac says France, France, France.
Blake Anderson
That's a very O.C. pronunciation.
Adam Devine
I went there once. Ch. Joe Del Taco.
Blake Anderson
No, I guess I would go, like ayahuasca. Like, just do that all the time.
Adam Devine
Over and over and over again.
Kyle Newacheck
But, yeah, but you can't do ayahuasca. All I'm talk. I'm talking. This is habitual. You're constantly doing this.
Adam Devine
What would you do, Adam, just so we understand, heroin. What are you talking about?
Kyle Newacheck
No, I wouldn't do heroin. I would do some version of speed water trash.
Adam Devine
Okay?
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, so meth, essentially.
Adam Devine
You would do meth?
Blake Anderson
Essentially.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, yeah, but I would do it where they didn't. Where they didn't used to call it meth. They would call it ice. You know, they had a cooler name for Blue Dream.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, Blue ice.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Wait, so the premise of this question is like, how do you want to die?
Blake Anderson
No, he's just asking, will we do.
Adam Devine
You're saying, like, what lifestyle do you want?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, what kind of lifestyle?
Adam Devine
Math. I mean, math. You're like, it's gone. As opposed to. That's what you want to be on. Just running around butt naked in the freeway.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, just like, tie the bandana, have a bunch of LSD like, on my forehead and just fucking going for it and.
Adam Devine
But what do you. Is that how it gets absorbed on your skin, Your forehead?
Blake Anderson
You can.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, well, that's like in that movie SLC Punk where he's. He has all the. The sheets of acid in his pants pockets and then he's running through the. The yard and the sprinkler goes off crotch. And then he's just.
Adam Devine
This is Matthew Lillard. Yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Great flowers.
Kyle Newacheck
Don't give him.
Blake Anderson
Not at all. Not at all.
Kyle Newacheck
Matt Willard is the best. And the fact.
Blake Anderson
Just got cast in something.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean. Okay, good. The fact that he's not current, he's not one of those guys that some huge director is tapped to just bring back. You know how, like, I mean, Tarantino would always do that. Like some actor that you're like, oh, whatever happened to them? And then he brings them back and then they're as. As good, if not better than you've ever seen them.
Adam Devine
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
And Matthew Lillard is so talented and so. Such a specific character. Yeah, like, he's so good. I was like, this guy's a superstar.
Adam Devine
You think he's starring Tarantino's next movie?
Kyle Newacheck
I hope so. I hope so. If not, maybe we can get him in something that we do.
Blake Anderson
They're saying that he is cast in the new Daredevil show. So that's exciting.
Kyle Newacheck
Exciting. Good, good, good.
Adam Devine
He's still Shaggy. I believe he's still Shaggy. I think I was watching Scooby the other day, and he still voices Shaggy.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, well, great. I mean, he nails it.
Adam Devine
I mean, he's been doing that for a long time. Maybe longer than Casey Kasem.
Blake Anderson
Oh, wow. I forgot that he's Shaggy. That's so cool.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay. Paul Walter Hauser. I. I ran into him. Very talented actor. Funny. Very funny guy. He's gonna place Chris farley in the Chris Farley biop pick.
Blake Anderson
That's right.
Kyle Newacheck
Which is. Which is awesome. He has a tattoo that says Short Burger King and. No, it says short and Farley and Stern. And, and. And then like four names.
Adam Devine
Daniel Stern.
Kyle Newacheck
Exactly, Dude. And he goes. He goes, this is. And. And when I read it, I'm so glad that I thought Daniel Stern and not Howard Stern, because he goes, well, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. Oh, yeah. And he says Varney on his arm. And I'm like, best Ernest Jim Varney.
Adam Devine
And.
Kyle Newacheck
And I. He goes, it's Daniel Stern, not Howard. And I go, weirdly, I'm so happy that I was thinking. Yeah, I was thinking Daniel Stern.
Blake Anderson
So he has great comedic taste because.
Kyle Newacheck
Great taste.
Blake Anderson
Like, you know, crazy dude class on.
Adam Devine
On my penis. I have tattooed Paul Walter. It was going to be Paul Walter Hower, but I.
Blake Anderson
You ran out of room. Could you go down the other side?
Kyle Newacheck
Could have wrapped it around, Dude. You could have looped it around a few times. No, you. You still ran out of the guy.
Adam Devine
The guy said I. The guy said he couldn't. The guy said, I can't really. He goes, it's science. I. I can't figure it out. And I go, that's all right. Right? And so he only charged me per letter instead.
Blake Anderson
Damn. That's too bad, Dude.
Kyle Newacheck
The fact that you're. You're being real stingy with these points. This is one of my favorite bits.
Blake Anderson
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Kyle Newacheck
Come on. Nor normally. I'm not advocating for dur. To get more points, cuz. Cuz on tour, you were real. You were throwing those out there pretty.
Adam Devine
He's loose, fast and loose.
Kyle Newacheck
He's loose, fast and loose.
Blake Anderson
Sometimes I'm just listening.
Adam Devine
So sorry. One more time. It's is. It's Martin Short.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't remember them all. I, I. Maybe Isaac remembers a few more of them because Isaac was with me.
Adam Devine
Was there like more than seven?
Kyle Newacheck
No, there was like. Yeah, there. Maybe there was six or seven.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, maybe there was Varley, Short, Stern.
Kyle Newacheck
Varney, Varney, Herman, Carrie Sandler, maybe Herman. Yeah, Carrie. Carrie was.
Adam Devine
I. I believe Carrie.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Strug.
Kyle Newacheck
And then maybe Sandler, Mulligan, Rudd. Yeah. I don't.
Blake Anderson
Rudd, Rogan, Joe.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, very. Nowadays. Bamford, Maria Taro, Tig.
Adam Devine
She just had a comedy special come out the other day. I watched it.
Blake Anderson
Adam, guess what? Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Points.
Blake Anderson
That's for you, brother.
Kyle Newacheck
Thanks, Doug.
Adam Devine
Thanks, Bamford.
Blake Anderson
She's hella funny.
Kyle Newacheck
She is.
Blake Anderson
She is hella funny.
Adam Devine
Super funny.
Kyle Newacheck
Super funny.
Adam Devine
Super funny.
Blake Anderson
That's a legend right there. Yeah, just a strike.
Adam Devine
She just had a hulu special come out.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh. So no. Oh, Todd looked it up. It's short, Stern, Farley, Varney, Carrie and Williams. Yes for Robin. Yes. Points. Yes.
Blake Anderson
Hey, okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Points, but. But a pretty. Pretty sick list.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's.
Adam Devine
Who's on your list. Who's your two? Who's on your. Let's just do five. That's pretty funny. Give Isaac some points.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, some points.
Blake Anderson
What did he write?
Kyle Newacheck
He said drew Carey. And by the way, I, I, I. And I'm not. No shots fired against Drew Carey. Very funny guy. But if it's Carrie, it's. There's one Carrie.
Blake Anderson
It's Jim.
Kyle Newacheck
It's Jim. It's Jimothy. Yeah, it's my friend Jimothy Carey.
Adam Devine
Who are your five?
Blake Anderson
What do you do? Like of all. It's hard because, like, I feel like there's new people that are really funny. But who.
Adam Devine
Who's new that you would tattoo on your arm?
Kyle Newacheck
It'd be Farley. I want to get in Carrie, Murphy, Sandler. Not doing Murphy, Williams, Serena, Serena, Venus, or Serena.
Adam Devine
Okay, good.
Blake Anderson
So you're leaving out Mike. Mike Myers.
Adam Devine
I got Moranis, Candy, Fox, Murray, and who else?
Kyle Newacheck
Candace. Who's Candace?
Adam Devine
Candy.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, Candy.
Blake Anderson
John. Candy.
Adam Devine
John. Candy.
Blake Anderson
Legend.
Kyle Newacheck
Candy.
Adam Devine
So sorry.
Kyle Newacheck
Sorry. So sorry.
Adam Devine
Moranis.
Blake Anderson
Rick.
Adam Devine
Moranis.
Kyle Newacheck
Moranis.
Adam Devine
That's a wild Candy. Candy, John, Fox. Jamie. Jamie Murray, Bill. And then.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, you're much older than us. I'm now seeing that you're much, much older than us.
Adam Devine
Who?
Blake Anderson
Dude, what about, like, freaking Will Ferrell?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, and that's. And you're gonna have your turn, Blake. So then you can say, yeah, I'm.
Adam Devine
Gonna think on my last one.
Blake Anderson
This is what I'm saying. It's like, I have two sections because, like, part of me wants to say, like, Will Fe. That Galifianakis. Like, it's a good one. Those are like new school. But, like, if I'm saying, like, what birthed me, it's like Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler, Chris Farley.
Adam Devine
I think that's what he's kind of saying.
Kyle Newacheck
I think you have to say your formative comics, okay. Because these are all names of comedic actors that sort of formed him. Right?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Right. So I would say Jim Carrey's getting it. Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, well, you can't copy my list, dude.
Blake Anderson
Dude, we're the same school.
Adam Devine
It's fine. You guys are over lap.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, well, here's where I zag okay.
Blake Anderson
It's in bad.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
I like it.
Adam Devine
Great call. Bad call.
Blake Anderson
Okay. And Leslie. Leslie Nielsen.
Kyle Newacheck
Nice. Solid. I like it.
Blake Anderson
Thank you.
Kyle Newacheck
Very, very good.
Blake Anderson
Thank you.
Kyle Newacheck
So you're leaving off Mike Myers, then?
Blake Anderson
I hated doing that. I hated doing that.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
I think I got my last one. Who's kind of a sleeper.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
But like, Amy Sedaris is just super funny to me.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Like Strangers with Gang. Andy. Very timer.
Blake Anderson
Well, I mean, in that case, it's an all timer.
Kyle Newacheck
In that last action hero audiobook that I had read or listened to, they had said that the. The movies that they have turned down. And I think it was Arnold turned down how? I married an. So I married an ax murderer.
Blake Anderson
Whoa. That would be a much different movie.
Kyle Newacheck
A much different movie, right? I love learning like that. I. Whoa, man.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Whenever they do those alternate, like who they were going to cast, like, how there's the whole Chris Farley Shrek. I heard another one the other day that, like, I was like, holy. That would have been so crazy, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
When I was on Kreischer's podcast last time, he was like. He was like, so what roles have you passed, like, turned down that ended up just being like, such a hit? And I'm like, literally never shut up. Like, I'm not. I don't get offers. Like, dude, if. If it's good enough, I'm probably. I'm gonna do it. Dude, I'm not getting the A plus offer they're not offering me.
Blake Anderson
You're like Shrek.
Kyle Newacheck
You know, I'm gonna. I'm gonna be Shrek. You know what I mean?
Blake Anderson
Yeah. If anything, you were gonna be the Bull, and then John Cena swooped you.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. If anything, I get fired off the project for someone else.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Damn.
Blake Anderson
Damn it.
Adam Devine
I mean, Cena, dude.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
I'll quit the podcast. I'll quit the podcast.
Adam Devine
It's kind of crushing.
Blake Anderson
So we're doing new school. I go will frell. Zach Alvanakis. John Cena.
Kyle Newacheck
No, no, you don't do Tim.
Blake Anderson
Tim Heidecker. Sure. And most my favorite.
Kyle Newacheck
And you're ran out because it's mine. My new school would be you, Adam. Thank you.
Blake Anderson
Adam Divine.
Kyle Newacheck
Thank you. My new school would be Blake Anderson. Anders home.
Blake Anderson
Give me a hell yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Isaac Big Bride Farrell.
Blake Anderson
Oh, McBride's so good. Yeah, bride's so good.
Adam Devine
Bride's on the mixed brides. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, you. I'm doing mine.
Blake Anderson
Oh, but that's a great call.
Adam Devine
This is new school.
Kyle Newacheck
Kick you off Stiller. Stiller.
Blake Anderson
Still Great.
Adam Devine
Oh, there's so many taking Amy Sedaris. Love you Stillers on there for sure.
Kyle Newacheck
Cuz he's just the quadruple or Jack Black. There's a. There's a lot of Jack Black. Yeah. There's a lot of guys that, you.
Blake Anderson
Know, there's so much good. That was one thing we didn't even talk about like with the. Did we talk about the SNL 50th? It was just like there were so many comedians that I'm just like, God, these guys all fucking rule, dude.
Adam Devine
I thought it was super duper duper funny.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. I, I haven't watched SNL in months, years, and you are so dumb. I've watched it in months, years and I, I really loved it. They crushed it, dude. So I would love to give flowers. I think this is safe to give flowers to the SNL 50. The F. SNL.
Adam Devine
Let's pull a plug.
Blake Anderson
I don't know. There goes Lauren.
Adam Devine
And you know what? There was one part that disapp that kind of broke my heart because I was like. As soon as it came on I was like, oh shit, here we go. And it was funny, but not so funny. And I don't think anybody got it outside of SNL because people just don't know this much inside baseball. And it was the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are always legendary.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
Always amazing.
Kyle Newacheck
And you didn't like this, this one.
Adam Devine
The joke was like, you know, some, some people think we did SNL because we loved it and we had so much fun and we respected Lauren and loved Lauren, but really we did it for the money. Which is a joke about how little they pay on snl.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, sure. Yeah. And then most, most people know, but.
Adam Devine
I don't think people know. Right. And also like, yes, they're living in like New York, which is super expensive and making like 120 grand. But 120 grand is somebody in Mobile, Alabama cinemas. They're killing it.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, absolutely.
Adam Devine
They're at, they're at Dauphine right now having a drink.
Blake Anderson
You lose.
Adam Devine
That's where I was when I was there.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I don't know what Dauphine, but I was super. Yeah, it's like the one restaurant with a view.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
But I was kind of like, nobody knows the. Nobody gets paid on this show, dude. Come on, man.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
But hey, to each their own little deep cuts. He's a legend. Jack Candy, the original tweeter, essentially.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's kind of. He was kind of getting some tweets off. I also randomly now that we're talking snl. Bill Murray did Hot Ones, and that was pretty entertaining. He didn't even flinch.
Adam Devine
I like that. Zero phased.
Blake Anderson
Didn't flinch at all. It was weird.
Adam Devine
Just eight wings.
Kyle Newacheck
So he did on the 50th, like as part of the.
Blake Anderson
No, no, just this movie.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, okay.
Blake Anderson
Pushing a movie with Pete Davidson.
Adam Devine
Pete Davidson.
Blake Anderson
Oh, really?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, cool.
Adam Devine
And he's on the press. He's pressing the flesh out there.
Blake Anderson
He did Hot Ones and he did.
Adam Devine
I think a lot of older people do it and have no problem because their mouths are just done.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, they, their mouths have catchers mitts. I, I don't know, because my dad has smoked so many cigarettes. I mean, he's just leather on the inside and outside.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, if you put a wisp of Tabasco sauce and near any of his food, he's like, it's. Dude, it's comm.
Adam Devine
Turns into a cartoon wolf.
Blake Anderson
Dude.
Kyle Newacheck
It's. Oh, it's wild. And I think it's just his Midwesternness. But I, I. Bill has gotten out of the Midwest. My dad hasn't.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
It's only to visit me is when he's left the Midwest.
Blake Anderson
What's up with that?
Kyle Newacheck
So, so he doesn't have the pallet for it. I mean, it's, it's wild. But Bill has, has seen something. He's out and about.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. But no matter what, those wings are spicy. Af. Dude. It does not. He, like, doesn't even, like. I think maybe towards the very end, his eyes start to water slightly.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I, I handled mine when I was on the. When I did that, I, I was able to throw him back.
Blake Anderson
You did great. You were very funny. But I do think you were like, a little bit of, like, a runny nose.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I was sweating and. Yeah, yeah. Boogers. And I was crying and pissing and I pissed myself.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
And I. My pants and I. Yeah, but I did, I handled it. I handled it.
Adam Devine
They thought it was hot sauce. And you were like, no, that's blood coming out of my butthole.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that you have a last dab in your pants. Whoopsies. Sorry.
Adam Devine
Goofy Murray on the tats. Any.
Kyle Newacheck
Take a great. Sorry, go ahead.
Adam Devine
That's a great tattoo idea. No, it's just a good head. Because, I mean, I, I imagine and maybe I'm wrong. He's in his dressing room room. He's getting into his wardrobe. He looks in the mirror at his arm and is like, just go do what these guys did.
Blake Anderson
Know what I mean?
Kyle Newacheck
Then he covers it and then plays that Serial killer in that miniseries that he did where he crushed it.
Blake Anderson
I just.
Adam Devine
I just fingered her butthole.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, he's a really. He's a really good actor.
Adam Devine
I like butthole. I guess I kind of like buttholes. And so I think that hers.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, he was a great actor and he's very funny. He's a very talented man.
Kyle Newacheck
What was that called?
Blake Anderson
What was that called?
Adam Devine
Blackbird.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I would love to try to find something Blackbeard. I'd love to try to find something to do.
Adam Devine
I try to get Blackbird tattooed.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, Ders's is all just like serial killer movies. You're like Dahmer.
Adam Devine
I got.
Blake Anderson
Gay.
Adam Devine
Like the idea of wait, what's the list for heroes, Right?
Kyle Newacheck
Uh huh.
Blake Anderson
Here you go.
Kyle Newacheck
It's just Dahmer Bundy. It's that guy from Norway that Ders looks identical to that locks the women in the basement.
Adam Devine
Dahmer again. Just because.
Blake Anderson
Of course, the Unabomber. It just says unabomber.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, Timothy McVeigh, the chick Charlize Theron played in Monster.
Adam Devine
Just to fucking shake things up.
Blake Anderson
Oh, legend. She's such a legend.
Adam Devine
Ok. Got a. Oh, I got a Unabomber one when I was in Oklahoma.
Kyle Newacheck
Says Cleborn or whatever the.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah, the Columbine kid was the trench coat mafia.
Blake Anderson
Okay, this is getting dark. This is a dark humor.
Kyle Newacheck
Any takebacks? Any apologies? What a time.
Adam Devine
Mostly that last bit. That last bit. Double downs. What did I say I was going to take back later? But I already took it back, so.
Blake Anderson
Probably something took it.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah. If I had to guess, just about Blake.
Blake Anderson
Something beans.
Kyle Newacheck
But I stand by everything I say about Blake.
Blake Anderson
I would like to double down, spread a lot. You guys are spreading a lot of lies.
Kyle Newacheck
I'd like to double down on whatever I say about Blake in this. In this episode.
Blake Anderson
I. You know what I would like to. Which? Did we talk about the fast food this episode?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I think. I think so.
Adam Devine
The fast food.
Kyle Newacheck
The fast food.
Blake Anderson
You know what? I'm going to take back that I said Burger King was the worst because I haven't had it in a long enough time. And I would like to give it another shot before I really bury it.
Adam Devine
But you can't take it back without replacing it.
Kyle Newacheck
Bak can ticket biak. It's Long John Silvers. Is Long John Silvers on the list?
Adam Devine
It's not.
Kyle Newacheck
It's not fast enough.
Adam Devine
I don't think so.
Kyle Newacheck
It's not fast.
Blake Anderson
Oh, it's pretty damn fast.
Adam Devine
It's pretty fast.
Blake Anderson
Pretty damn fast.
Adam Devine
Well, I don't know about you, I think it's pretty damn fast, but is.
Kyle Newacheck
There a drive thru? If there's a drive thru, it counts.
Blake Anderson
I think so.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, then. Yeah. Then Long John S, dude.
Blake Anderson
But they have. See, then this goes back to my point. There's items on the list. Their Hush puppies are very good.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Adam Devine
Okay. So, Blake, you can't take Burger King off the list without replacing it. Because I don't. Like, now it's. It's a cop out. It's almost a cop out.
Kyle Newacheck
Blake, just stand for something once. Just stand for something.
Blake Anderson
I hate to say this, but I've had. I've had a bad experience with White Castle before.
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah. White Castle is awful.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, you could say that. White Castle sucks, dude.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Because you know what's better is crisp.
Kyle Newacheck
Why do you feel bad about saying that?
Blake Anderson
Because I know I don't want to. Like, I know like a lot of isn't. It's like a Chicago thing. I don't want to on it, but.
Adam Devine
It'S not necessarily a Chicago thing. There's one in.
Blake Anderson
There's a whole movie franchise about it.
Adam Devine
That's true.
Blake Anderson
It's like maybe I just had. I had it in like a gas station and it was very bad.
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's awful.
Kyle Newacheck
Very.
Adam Devine
The meat is like liquid.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it's really bad.
Adam Devine
I don't even think I said my worst, did I?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know. Hit us with it.
Blake Anderson
And by the way, Arby's rocks.
Kyle Newacheck
Speaking of speaking of liquid. Liquid meat. Arby's.
Adam Devine
Arby's.
Blake Anderson
Arby's rocks.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, Arby's. You could. You can get some a great meal at Arby's too. Dude, they're curly fries. Get them.
Adam Devine
I can't remember, do they. Do they have the meats?
Blake Anderson
Absolutely. I ate the bone.
Adam Devine
I. The bones.
Blake Anderson
That was my take back. So I did mine.
Adam Devine
I mean, Burger King's up there, man.
Kyle Newacheck
I think you said Del Taco, didn't you?
Adam Devine
Me?
Kyle Newacheck
Yes. And then I was like, the best.
Adam Devine
It sucks.
Kyle Newacheck
According to USA Today. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Why don't you go eat it right now, you face. What? Let's stop. Take backs. I gotta take back. I take.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Adam Devine
I'm so sorry. Is the.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm just. I'm just saying what I saw.
Adam Devine
Why don't you say something else?
Kyle Newacheck
Everybody sucks.
Adam Devine
All right, well, that's all I got. Good enough for me leaking.
Kyle Newacheck
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Blake Anderson
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Adam Devine
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Ders
Matt, you're going to be so proud of me.
Adam Devine
Aww.
Ders
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Adam Devine
I am very proud of you, but mostly for the oil change.
Ders
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Therapy I think a lot of people think that you're supposed to be going to therapy once you're like, having panic attacks every day. But before you get to that point, I think once you start even noticing that you feel a little bit off and you can't maintain this harmony that you once had in relationships, that could be a sign that maybe you want to go talk to somebody. There's always a benefit in talking to someone, because we can all benefit from improved insight about ourselves and who we are and how we behave with other people. So if you're human, that's like a good indicator that you could benefit from talking to somebody.
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Episode Title: Ep 241: Our Greatest Episode Yet (Allegedly)
Release Date: March 25, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
In Episode 241 of "This Is Important," hosts Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck engage in their trademark blend of humor and insightful discussions. This episode, billed as their "greatest yet (allegedly)," covers a wide range of topics, from personal anecdotes and family stories to nostalgic reflections and candid critiques of fast food chains.
The episode opens with Blake Anderson sharing a heartwarming story about his daughter’s newfound obsession with her Leesa mattress, leading into a lighthearted conversation about family experiences.
Blake Anderson [00:00]: "I got my daughter a Leesa mattress, and she has been sleeping all through the night, and we even have trouble getting her up in the morning at this point. She is now obsessed with her bed."
Adam Devine and Kyle Newacheck follow suit, adding their own touches to the discussion about the quality and benefits of Leesa mattresses, seamlessly blending advertisement with personal stories.
A significant portion of the episode delves into a humorous yet respectful conversation about Kyle Newacheck's sister, Balin Dupree, who has Tourette's syndrome. The hosts share amusing stories about Balin's tics, highlighting how humor can coexist with challenging conditions.
Kyle Newacheck [08:35]: "She's so funny when she has her Tourette ticks."
Blake Anderson [09:18]: "She's not just saying fuck. She's so funny when she says them, it's even funnier."
The hosts balance humor with sensitivity, showcasing their deep affection and understanding of Balin’s condition.
Transitioning from family anecdotes, the hosts reminisce about their childhood, focusing on favorite beverages and the evolution of kids' preferences today.
Kyle Newacheck [43:03]: "These kids like water bottles now. I think it's because all of their moms are addicted to having Stanley cups."
They compare modern favorites like Circle water bottles to their own experiences with Capri Suns and Kool-Aid, painting a vivid picture of how times have changed.
One of the standout segments of the episode is the lively debate over the worst fast food restaurants. The hosts candidly share their experiences and preferences, often leading to humorous disagreements.
Adam Devine [32:35]: "I've had the worst fast food experience with Blake. We had a Popeyes incident."
Kyle Newacheck [33:54]: "Jack in the Box, I think it's gross. I've never had a good experience."
They discuss various chains, including Del Taco, KFC, Chick-fil-A, Burger King, White Castle, and Arby's, each host bringing their unique perspective to the table. Blake even considers revoking a "man card" for opponents of their favorite spots, adding to the comedic flair.
Blake Anderson [31:57]: "I'm revoking your man card right now because you guys do not like good fast."
Shifting gears, the hosts delve into their admiration for comedy legends and recent pop culture events. They discuss the impact of shows like SNL's 50th anniversary and praise comedians like Bill Murray and Amy Sedaris.
Blake Anderson [66:35]: "We're talking new school. I go Will Ferrell. Zach Alvanakis. John Cena."
Adam Devine [67:57]: "Always amazing. They're the deep thoughts with Jack Handy, which are always legendary."
They reflect on iconic performances and share anecdotes about actors maintaining their comedic prowess over the years.
Throughout the episode, the hosts deliver memorable lines that encapsulate their humor and camaraderie:
Kyle Newacheck [40:56]: "Your boobs are huge. But you're like, this guy's gonna die. He's gonna die. Dude. That's too much."
Adam Devine [73:37]: "Let him go. Let him cook."
Blake Anderson [74:17]: "I hate doing that. I've had a bad experience with White Castle before."
These quotes highlight the playful banter and the hosts' ability to turn everyday topics into comedic gold.
Episode 241 of "This Is Important" is a testament to the hosts' chemistry and their skill in navigating a variety of topics with humor and sincerity. From touching family stories and nostalgic memories to spirited debates and pop culture discussions, this episode offers something for every listener. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer, Adam, Anders, Blake, and Kyle provide an engaging and entertaining experience that underscores why this podcast remains a favorite among audiences.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
Blake Anderson [00:00]: "I got my daughter a Leesa mattress, and she has been sleeping all through the night..."
Kyle Newacheck [08:35]: "She's so funny when she has her Tourette ticks."
Adam Devine [32:35]: "I've had the worst fast food experience with Blake. We had a Popeyes incident."
Blake Anderson [31:57]: "I'm revoking your man card right now because you guys do not like good fast."
Kyle Newacheck [40:56]: "Your boobs are huge. But you're like, this guy's gonna die. He's gonna die. Dude. That's too much."
Adam Devine [73:37]: "Let him go. Let him cook."
These moments capture the essence of the episode, blending humor with heartfelt discussions.