Ep 242: Are You Smarter Than A Podcaster?

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 242: Are You Smarter Than A Podcaster?

Introduction

In Episode 242 of This Is Important, hosted by iHeartPodcasts' comedy quartet—Adam Devine, Anders Holm (referred to as Ders), Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck—the hosts dive into the provocative question: "Are You Smarter Than A Podcaster?" Released on April 1, 2025, this episode blends sharp humor with insightful self-reflection as the hosts explore themes of intelligence, personal aspirations, and upcoming ventures.

Are Podcasters Smarter Than Us?

The episode opens with a candid and humorous exchange about the perceived intelligence of podcasters. Adam Devine kickstarts the conversation with a bold statement:

Adam Devine [00:16]: "Everything is loaded with fucking semen. Now what are they teaching us?"

This sets the tone for a self-deprecating yet earnest discussion about the intellectual prowess of those in the podcasting world. The hosts engage in playful banter, questioning each other's knowledge and capabilities, highlighting the often-overlooked depth behind comedic personas.

Bucket Lists: Dreams and Aspirations

A significant portion of the episode revolves around the hosts' bucket lists—ambitious goals they hope to achieve before they die. The conversation reveals varied interests:

• Blake Anderson [04:48]: "They're trouble."

• Adam Devine [12:07]: "Are you smarter than a podcaster?"

• Ders [25:00]: "What do you guys think would be a bucket list thing for me?"

Adam expresses a desire to engage in high-stakes activities, such as participating in a pro wrestling match:

Adam Devine [63:02]: "I wish I could epic slam somebody in the wrestling ring. That's on my bucket list."

Blake shares his adventurous side, recounting experiences like shark diving and expresses interest in extending such activities:

Blake Anderson [32:24]: "Yeah. I think he's a risk taker."

The dialogue underscores their camaraderie, mutual encouragement, and the balance between their comedic facades and genuine personal ambitions.

Cruise Announcement: Setting Sail for 2026

A highlight of the episode is the exciting announcement of their upcoming cruise:

Blake Anderson [03:54]: "Today on This Is Important... the cruise is going to be cruising February 22nd through the 26th of next year, 2026, out of Tampa, all the way down to Cozumel, Mexico."

The hosts don captain hats as part of their promotional stunt, infusing humor into the announcement:

Blake Anderson [04:48]: "If you're one of our 1,100 subscribers, you're missing out today because these boys are flopping in the wind."

Despite the playful antics, the cruise promises engaging activities, including a proposed battle of wits and intelligence with passengers, challenging the notion of their own intelligence in a fun, competitive environment.

Humor and Banter: Age, Hair, and Cultural Observations

Throughout the episode, the hosts indulge in lighthearted discussions about aging, hairstyles, and cultural phenomena. They touch upon topics like toupees, hair plugs, and the commodification of brands in everyday products. Notable moments include:

Ders [54:50]: "What are the Dorito flavors in Africa? Are there some different ones? Like some good ones?"

Blake Anderson [56:22]: "Sour Patch Kids energy drink."

Their conversations often loop back to humorous critiques of modern consumerism and societal trends, keeping the energy lively and entertaining.

Conclusion: Embracing the Dumb and Loving It

As the episode winds down, the hosts reaffirm their bond through ongoing jokes and mutual teasing about their intelligence and life choices. The overarching theme celebrates embracing one's imperfections and finding joy in shared experiences, no matter how ludicrous they may seem.

Adam Devine [51:22]: "Everything is loaded with semen now. What are they teaching us?"

Blake Anderson [65:25]: "All right."

The episode concludes with enthusiastic anticipation for their cruise and a reminder of the importance of laughter and friendship in navigating life's challenges.

Notable Quotes

• Adam Devine [00:16]: "Everything is loaded with fucking semen. Now what are they teaching us?"
• Blake Anderson [03:54]: "We just made a huge announcement that the cruise is going to be cruising February 22nd through the 26th of next year. 2026, out of Tampa, all the way down to Cozumel, Mexico."
• Ders [25:00]: "What do you guys think would be a bucket list thing for me?"
• Adam Devine [63:02]: "I wish I could epic slam somebody in the wrestling ring. That's on my bucket list."
• Blake Anderson [56:22]: "Sour Patch Kids energy drink."

Final Thoughts

Episode 242 of This Is Important masterfully blends humor with heartfelt discussions, offering listeners a glimpse into the lives and minds of its hosts. Whether poking fun at themselves or plotting grand adventures, Adam, Ders, Blake, and Kyle ensure an engaging and memorable listening experience that resonates with both longtime fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Blake Anderson]

The show where we talk about what's.

[Ryan Seacrest]

Obviously most critically, crucially important.

[Blake Anderson]

Today on this Is Important.

[Adam Devine]

Everything is loaded with fucking semen. Now what are they teaching us?

[Blake Anderson]

We were out in the ocean just grabbing tiger shirts.

[Ders]

I have to maintain in this friendship.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Ders]

I'm just watching Adam get ready to clap here. I guess we're clapping. Let me just flex.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, me.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just clapping.

[Ders]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

God. And if you're not one of our 1,100 subscribers, you're missing out today because these boys are flopping in the wind.

[Adam Devine]

Adam's got his gun.

[Ders]

They're not even flopping, dude.

[Adam Devine]

They're.

[Ders]

They're kind of taught.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they are. You're looking skinny, mini bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, my tits are taught. My tits have stayed taught, though.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. Everybody's looking good.

[Ders]

And, Blake, you haven't taken the plaque out of the box?

[Adam Devine]

No, not yet. Not yet. I just really want to make sure we're talking about our YouTube plaques. I just want to. I want it to stay shiny, just.

[Blake Anderson]

Hanging on your wall.

[Ders]

Yeah. Moana style. Got it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I would take a nail. I don't have a nail, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, you just get one.

[Ders]

Yeah, you for sure can get those a lot of places.

[Blake Anderson]

You take the nail off of that artwork that's been hanging there since the second you moved in, and you replace it with our. One of our many accolades.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, I'm a fucking idiot. I'm sorry.

[Ders]

I knew it. Blazer. I knew it.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we just did promo, and the reason we're all hyped up wearing these sick and dare I say, a lot of people might think they're douchey. Think they're sick. I think they're totally sick. Captain's hats. The reason we're wearing them is because we just made a huge announcement that the cruise is going to be cruising February 22nd through the 26th of next year. 2026, out of Tampa, all the way down to Kumel. Mexico.

[Adam Devine]

That's right, dude. Mexico, baby. I love that.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm very, very excited about.

[Adam Devine]

About it. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to get on the. That open water and wait.

[Ders]

You. You don't like these hats? You don't like these hats? I thought we were just. I was just remarking about how this is such a young go hard group, dude. Group at a bar hat.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. If you see a group of dudes wearing these, they're. They're taking shots.

[Blake Anderson]

They're trouble.

[Ders]

Yeah, they're having a good time.

[Adam Devine]

They're having a.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I would say they're date raping.

[Ders]

You think so?

[Adam Devine]

It's a good possibility.

[Blake Anderson]

I would say 8 out of 10 times, there is one person in the cruise date raping. If they're. If they're wearing this. Okie dokie.

[Ders]

And Troy know what I told her? I said, I'm the captain now.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, that's exactly. That's exactly right.

[Ders]

Then I threw in a dumpster, got in my wrangler.

[Blake Anderson]

So I don't know why it was my pitch to wear these hats, but I just got it thought.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Because you definitely sent these to our doorstep. And you said, please keep them even beyond the promo, because I'd love to go out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I said this. Well, that. I said, this one fits your personality, Blake. And then I underlined it.

[Ders]

The Amazon guy, he handed me the box, knowing for the. For the joke. He knew what was inside of it, and he kind of held it while I took it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. He wanted to let it go.

[Ders]

Like, are you the guy?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then the captain.

[Blake Anderson]

And then he. He says quietly, I have a daughter. And you're like, what was that have anything to do with anything? Like what? I'm just ordering a captain hat.

[Ders]

I know, I know. I go. I said, go.

[Blake Anderson]

Bummer. I mean, the captain. They're fine. They're cool. You know, I thought it was fun. We just did an announcement, a video announcement for the cruise. That's why we're rocking them. But. And then I was like, we should have a background of, like, a yacht or of the ocean or maybe dolphins in the background or something. I didn't know what the zoo map was capable of. Theirs worked just fine, and we're able to get cool backgrounds. He has a pirate hat.

[Ders]

Me and Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Blake and Jersey and I. Mine just didn't work. The Tetgos is still haunting.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's really bizarre.

[Blake Anderson]

Stays haunted.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know why.

[Ders]

And I'm still having fun. I got a little pirate hat with an eye patch on right now.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's really cool. I love that. Yeah, I love that. We're exploring. Zoom.

[Blake Anderson]

Remember when we had to do a pirate? We. I mean, had to.

[Adam Devine]

We chose to.

[Blake Anderson]

You had to wear a eye patch for something we were doing. It was like a sketch.

[Ders]

It was a karate. It was a karate sketch, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Ders]

I was like a dojo master.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a sketch we did way back in the day. And then.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He would know the lines front and back. Before he put the eye patch on. He put the eye patch on, and.

[Ders]

He could never worn the eye patch in, like, our rehearsals at the house or even beforehand. And then put the eye patch on, and we ran lines just before we were going on. Just before. Couldn't. Could not cognitively connect. Freaking see ya. Then I would. I would lift it up, say the line, Say the line, Put it down, lose the line, lift it Back up, find the line.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember that being so weird. I wonder if that has anything also human brain. I think it's your brain. I think it's like, yeah, Beautiful mind. Yeah. Like, is that also, like, why you can't tell time? Or like, is there has to be.

[Adam Devine]

Some connective tissue there, some.

[Blake Anderson]

Something.

[Ders]

I can tell time. I just can't read it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, don't backpedal now.

[Ders]

I can tell people what it is. No, no, I can tell people what it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I'm so different. I'm so. I'm a fucking idiot. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's the case.

[Ders]

Like, I can tell you it's 359 right now. But I don't know, man. Definitely weird. Definitely the human brain of my human brain. Do you guys have anything weird that you know about your brain? That's just.

[Adam Devine]

That's a really good question.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean. No, no, Blake, you're really dumb. I'll say that about you.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well. Didn't play me in jeopardy, bro. Let's go.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Let's go, bro. I'm ready.

[Ders]

And Blake, are in hell right now.

[Adam Devine]

I am.

[Ders]

If you're. If you're one of the 101,000 followers on YouTube. You know, my man is in hell.

[Adam Devine]

So you're just. You're just saying that the thing with my brain is that it doesn't work.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that it's. Yeah, it doesn't work.

[Adam Devine]

That's what you're saying. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I would say that's almost more normal than what's wrong with mine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's not very kind, but.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you're smart guys in some aspects.

[Adam Devine]

And I can tell you don't mean it. This is the most un. Sincere you've ever been sincere.

[Ders]

When it's insincere. It's.

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

That I would say. Say that we're in the same boat. I was about to add that we're in the same boat.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. That doesn't make it better. You can't just on me and then say I also suck.

[Blake Anderson]

You're so dumb. Just. I. I don't suck. I rock, dude. But. But I'm so dumb, dude, and so are you. And so is Durs, just in a different way.

[Ders]

Is there something you do know about? What, Adam? Is there something you know about that would, like, shock anyone?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

Like the Civil War or some shit?

[Adam Devine]

No, the Silver War Nom.

[Ders]

You know about Nam?

[Adam Devine]

Nam? You know about now you don't know about Nam, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. I don't know about that. You're right. If. If anyone knew anything about it, that would be more than what I know about it.

[Adam Devine]

I will say, you know what? I like you admitting that you're dumb. I'm willing to admit I'm dumb. I'm much more a fan of people who can admit they're dumb than cannot admit they're dumb. Right. I don't like people who think they're smart and they're obviously not.

[Ders]

I feel like Blake's talking about smart people though.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you're.

[Ders]

You're dumb too though, right? Aren't you?

[Adam Devine]

Who's the smartest person you know personally?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, they're not in our friend group for sure. Like.

[Ders]

And, and what, and what is smart? Like knowing things or being like very capable people?

[Adam Devine]

Exactly. Okay, what is smart? I think I'm very emotionally intelligent. Legit. I'm very in touch. I can very in tune.

[Ders]

I mean, that's what dumb people say.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's what. No, that's what say. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know what I mean?

[Ders]

Like if you don't know anything, you're like. But I know emotions. Cuz you're crying every day. You know what?

[Blake Anderson]

I do know emotions because I'm crying because I don't understand things.

[Adam Devine]

That's worth a lot. You just wait because when the hits the fan, you're gonna. You're gonna need people like me.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm emotionally intelligent because I cry a lot because I don't understand things. And it really frightens and scare me. Fre.

[Adam Devine]

That is not what emotional intelligence means. It doesn't mean sensitivity and crying sensitive.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that. This is what you know about.

[Ders]

What's it mean? You genius.

[Blake Anderson]

And the horoscopes, I bet. Also and crystals.

[Adam Devine]

It has some things to do with crystals. Yes. Crystal burger as well. Hell yeah. You know, it's just being able to identify when people are going through being, you know, being kind to them and really not just like laying in on them when they're very vulnerable and need a friend.

[Ders]

I don't understand what you're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. I'm breaking your guy's brains.

[Blake Anderson]

Bitch made, dude. Yes, mate.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Let's package it in the bitch.

[Ders]

Wait, so you're telling me you can understand when people are like going through something?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Okay, I'll take your word for it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sure. Doubt it, huh? Oh yeah, the bitch, huh?

[Adam Devine]

Well, okay, so you don't have anybody in your life who's smart. You don't have a subject that you think you excel in that you're really smart about. Maybe we are just really dumb people.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. It's established.

[Ders]

We've logged hours to prove this.

[Adam Devine]

Well, come on the. Come on the cruise and be done with us.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's. We're fun. I'll say that.

[Ders]

That's a great idea. Jeopardy. Verse people or whatever. We should do that game show night where we do trivia versus the norms.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Ders]

And by norms, I mean people out there whose emotions I can't read.

[Adam Devine]

Are you smarter than a podcaster? Okay. I like this. Okay. That's pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, absolutely. Ye. Oh, we should do a Jeopardy. A Jeopardy. Night. That'd be fun.

[Adam Devine]

I do think people now, like, tee off on us saying how dumb and stupid we are. We should definitely challenge them to a battle of wits and intelligence on the ship.

[Blake Anderson]

Who tees off on. I don't see anyone teeing off on us.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my DMs are just people, I was gonna say.

[Ders]

Man, that's. That's tough. Yeah, I think people give us. But, like, I don't really get that we're dumb.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I think Blake also reads the Internet a little, too. You're. You're, like, digging.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I probably am a little too tuned in to the. To the comment section on the Instagram.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're digging in the crates a little bit.

[Ders]

You never just hit delete all and go, like, I see, like, the beginning of one that's, like, my cousin has, and it's, like, half of can, like, cans, and I'm like. And I go, can energy.

[Adam Devine]

That went bad.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I can't look. And by the way, everyone who sends me messages about dying friends or birthday parties that they want me to, like, send a video for.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Specific.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

Hey, it's a great idea. I'm just not that guy, pal.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Doris is not that guy. I've done a few, but, you know who sends me messages every year, and I wonder if he does it. And. And he just. The reason I'm remembering this. And I might have said on the podcast, okay. He sent me a message the other day because the Righteous Gemstones is airing the. The. And he just hit me up about how he liked the episode the other day, and I've only met him, like, once or maybe twice.

[Ders]

Joe Biden.

[Adam Devine]

Tell us.

[Blake Anderson]

It's Joe Judge Justice Sonia Sotomayor.

[Ders]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he does. No, no, it was. It was Ric Flair, dude.

[Adam Devine]

What? Okay.

[Ders]

Nice.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of tight, huh?

[Adam Devine]

You have Ric Flair in your dms?

[Ders]

He's a Gemstones fan.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I have his text. I. We text Each other.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, you have Ric Flair's phone number?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

And the two people that hit me up every year for my birthday without fail. Ric Flair and Weird Al.

[Adam Devine]

What the fuck? What?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That is one of the most extreme flexes to me specifically, like those.

[Blake Anderson]

I know.

[Paige Desorbo]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I. I feel like I also hit you up. Whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you guys. You guys do.

[Ders]

And.

[Blake Anderson]

And I say every. Well, I say every year. Sometimes you guys miss a year. Yeah, some. Every once in a while, it might be a day later.

[Adam Devine]

I think I have missed one.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Ders is more spot on. I'll. I'll give him that. That I would say. Yeah, I do believe you. You nail it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, he has to, Blake.

[Ders]

I have to maintain this friendship.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. If you. If you don't wish him happy birthday, then it's. It's fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Then it's over. Yeah. Yeah, it's over. Say it.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. I know. Holding on by a thread.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, when I did the thing at the AEW the other week, I was thinking, like, I thought it was very fun and, like, it was awesome. For sure.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And then. And then I got off stage, and people were like, that had to have been a bucket list thing for you.

[Adam Devine]

Sure, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

And it wasn't. It wasn't. It didn't even. It's still even now. I'm like, yeah, it was a cool thing. Like, not bucket list. I wouldn't put it up there.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

Even close to the top 10 things that I'd want to do before I die.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

But I was thinking Blake and Kyle, that is their bucket list to go in the ring. 20, 000 screaming fans, choke slam someone. You know, I wish. There's probably more to it, but you.

[Ders]

Know what they say. 1. One man's bucket list is another man's sure. Final do. That list is a sure fine for promotional do it list.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but what. What do you think? Because I was like, well, that's probably yours. Right? A bucket list thing for you.

[Adam Devine]

Are you saying I'm going so. Or I'm going in with Kyle into the ring and chokeslam.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I don't know. Yeah, well, I'm just saying that would be like.

[Adam Devine]

Because if it was like, me and Kyle going in, like, we. We have, like, spray paint. We choke slam a guy. We spray paint NWO on his back. That would be like. That would be like, I could die after that. That would be incredible.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Yeah, I see. I wouldn't want to die after that.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

I Would just go, I'm gonna keep living. That's a cool thing I did. But I'm gonna.

[Adam Devine]

There's like a lot of stuff that. Yeah. Being in the center of the ring after chokes, like, you should have thrown a freaking suck it, dude. You should have been.

[Blake Anderson]

But that's not aew, man.

[Adam Devine]

It's not a still throw a sucket and the fans will go wild, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I was just putting my sunglasses on. Like. Like I was told to do. I was told like, put on some sunglasses.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they told. They told you to do that?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they're like, hey, if. If and when he. This guy wins.

[Adam Devine]

Put your sunglasses.

[Blake Anderson]

Put on some sunglasses.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, okay, yeah, I got sunglasses.

[Adam Devine]

Did you pitch like, yo, could I do a stone cold? Could somebody throw me two beers? I chug the beers. Maybe I stunner somebody.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there wasn't a lot of pitching.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I didn't even know I was going to do it. I think we talked about this last time. I didn't know going to do it. I walk in, they were like, how physical you willing to get? And I'm like, what's, what's that?

[Ders]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

And they're like, maybe you choke slam someone. I'm like, maybe. And they're like, yeah, at the end of the match, I'll come and grab you and you climb in the ring and. And you choke slam this guy. And I'm like, right, okay. And then he sold it so well, dude, I wasn't doing. I'm like, these wrestlers are. They're sick. It was a very cool. I'm. I'm downplaying it like it meant nothing. It was. It was very cool experience, sure. But it wasn't like. Like I didn't feel like, now I can die afterwards.

[Ders]

Well, after you described it, I was like, I was not anxiety, but I was just going through my mind about going to something like that and pretending like I wanted to be there.

[Blake Anderson]

It.

[Ders]

I was like, how would I do this, Jim?

[Blake Anderson]

Saying, yeah, you less so than me? Yeah, I feel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you guys. I mean, obviously I was born. I was a wrestlehead for a large portion portion of my life. Like I.

[Ders]

And is that what they call fans of wrestling, a wrestlehead?

[Adam Devine]

No, I just said that.

[Ders]

I'm just asking because you said, okay, go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

I just said that. But I was super. I was an nwoi. I was told.

[Ders]

Is that what they call those?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was. I was D, Generation X. I was all these things, man. I was so into it. I fucking Loved that shit in freaking high school.

[Ders]

So that. That's a bucket list thing. Adam, if it's not a bucket list thing for you, what would be a bucket list thing?

[Adam Devine]

What do you got?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. I think. What do you. What do you guys think would be a bucket list thing for me? Because I thought immediately upon getting off of this, the stage or the ring, I was like, that It's. I wish this were Blake.

[Adam Devine]

That was the first thought you had.

[Ders]

I wish I felt something. But your emotional intelligence.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, zero, wait. Your first thought. That is so kind. You got out of the ring and you thought.

[Blake Anderson]

No, the first thought is Tony. Tony was like, oh, my God, my heart is racing. That was incredible. And my heart wasn't beating maybe at all. I was dead.

[Adam Devine]

Heart stopped. You're Paul bearer, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, oh, yeah, mine too. It wasn't. I was just totally fine. I was like, yeah. It wasn't racing. I was like, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like we get it, bro. You've been on big stages, all right, I get it. Well, I don't.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't even know if it was the. The stage or maybe it was.

[Adam Devine]

It was.

[Blake Anderson]

It was the stage for it.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe. Here's the first thing my mind goes to. What you're like, bucket list is. Is like. It's like a poker tournament. You're fucking playing, like a big hand to win it all or something. Is that.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I don't play poker.

[Ders]

You don't even play poker.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you really play poker, dude.

[Ders]

Like, do you even know him? No wonder you don't call him on his birthday. You don't know what the fuck it is.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't really play poker.

[Adam Devine]

That feels like high stakes fucking, you know, really pushing in the money. What it. What is it called? Wow.

[Ders]

Oh, my God, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Jesus. Pushing in the money. I'm a dude.

[Ders]

Jeopardy. Question. What is pushing in the money.

[Adam Devine]

Pushing in the money.

[Blake Anderson]

So you're not gonna host the casino night on the cruise, I take it? I take.

[Adam Devine]

That'll be me calling all betters. We are pushing in all the money. Let's go. And I.

[Ders]

You mean like going all in? Is that what you're talking about?

[Adam Devine]

That's what I meant. Yeah, that's what I meant.

[Ders]

By the way, never ever played cards in my life.

[Adam Devine]

Pushing in the money, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

You've never played cards?

[Ders]

Not really. I can only play this one called. We've talked about this. I feel like I played Norwegian poker with my grandma.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Ders]

Which was, like, very weird. Yeah, it's not even poker.

[Adam Devine]

This is the way.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's right. When we tried to play blackjack in, I think, Atlantic City, we really had to coach you up a little bit.

[Ders]

Well, that I know how to play blackjack is not car.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, then who are we? Who are we? Co. Was it Blake that didn't know Todd?

[Adam Devine]

I know how to play 21.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it's called blackjack.

[Adam Devine]

You played at 21.

[Ders]

Was it Todd? It was somebody. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It was someone. Someone in our group. Didn't know, but okay, I played 21.

[Ders]

Yeah. Was it you, Todd?

[Adam Devine]

Look, be a lady.

[Ders]

Todd says, wasn't me a true degenerate gambler.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe it was just a rando, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, maybe.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Rando. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel. Yeah. Mine would probably be something where I might die.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like wrestling. I know I'm not going to die.

[Ders]

Yeah, it has to be.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Your bucket list is to literally maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

Be kicking the almost, but. But not like. Like, like squirrel suiting. Like, squirrel suit. Like, if I dove off a cliff in a squirrel suit.

[Ders]

But you don't want to do.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you don't.

[Ders]

You don't want to, like, train up for squirrels.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't. I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna do that.

[Ders]

But if you could do something similar to that, that's a bucket list thing for you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, well, it was like scuba diving with sharks. Like shark diving, I think was a bucket list thing for me because I thought that was incredible.

[Ders]

You know what's so weird? I would never, ever, like, look for that. But when the opportunity presents itself, I go, yeah, all right. Cameras are rolling.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

But I'm. I would never, ever do that on my own. If my friends were like, we're all gonna go shark diving. I don't know if I would do it. I mean, maybe I would if it was gonna be like a cool trip or whatever, but, like, it just. Unless it's like a work thing, I'm like, I don't know. I'll be at the crib.

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[Adam Devine]

I think all my bucket list things are like going places. There's places I want to visit before I die. I don't know if there's like activities I want to do, but do you travel?

[Ders]

Blake?

[Adam Devine]

Not. Not really.

[Blake Anderson]

Not much Interesting to the yeah to the bar and back.

[Ders]

You know you can. You know you can.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I. I get. I get places, but there are places I would like to go. What does that mean? D. Like, I get place. I'm going to be on the yacht. I'm going to Adam.

[Ders]

Get places.

[Adam Devine]

I'm going to Cozumel, baby.

[Ders]

Hey, Tampa.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Because we're doing this cruise together. But, like, you mean for work? I'm kind of that way too. I don't take many. Like, I don't go on a lot of vacations.

[Ders]

Oh, you got to travel. You got to travel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Traveling is kind of like, to me is like kind of a stressful thing. It's kind of a jam up. It kind of is off putting, really. I don't like packing.

[Ders]

Can I tell you something?

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Ders]

I tell you something. Don't pack back. Shop when you get there.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Very shagadelic.

[Ders]

Go somewhere awesome. Eat good food.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I love that where has.

[Ders]

Like, Yelp or whatever. Like kind of where you can find a restaurant.

[Blake Anderson]

And also, Blake, you have money, dude. I mean, take some of the money that we're earning off this podcast from our 10, 000 ads that we have.

[Adam Devine]

Hello, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

And put that to. Yeah, take some of the load boost cash and. And put it to.

[Ders]

To a trip takes my low boost.

[Adam Devine]

But I also. I. I don't think I'm like, Like, maybe I'm in the minority, but, like, you're not. Your wife not liking to go on vacations is not like a totally foreign thing. Like, the thought of, like, planning a trip to Japan, as much as I would love to do that, it's just like, there's just so. There's so much stuff where I like, I just. I'd rather just stay home.

[Ders]

Dude, you just go. Just go. In two weeks.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just a house cat. That's a house cat mentality. That's. My wife has the same thing.

[Ders]

Just go. And by the way, I'm a house cat too, but, like, I gotta get out there. I gotta see.

[Adam Devine]

I. I will eventually.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's junkyard dog mentality right there.

[Ders]

Oh, is that right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Dude.

[Ders]

Isn't that also the same thing? They're also chained to a yard.

[Adam Devine]

It's a bagel.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but they're always trying to get out.

[Ders]

Oh, they are. That's true.

[Blake Anderson]

The house cat doesn't want to leave. Doesn't want to leave.

[Ders]

A junkyard dog always sneaks out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, junkyard dog is always like, as soon as I get off this chain.

[Adam Devine]

Let me off the Leash.

[Ders]

He's circling back to wrestling here.

[Adam Devine]

Great. Legend. Legend.

[Ders]

Legend. Just go to Japan.

[Adam Devine]

I will. I will get there. I'm gonna go. I. It's a bucket list. I will not.

[Ders]

I don't think you're. I don't think you will.

[Adam Devine]

I will go before I die. I guarantee it. Guarantee it. Unless. Unless I fucking peace out. Hella.

[Blake Anderson]

You know how. You know cheers in Japanese? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Kum pie.

[Blake Anderson]

The best. The best. Cheers of all the cheers, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Get them.

[Ders]

Makes me hungry. I'm gonna come.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a Celebrate. That's celebratory right there.

[Adam Devine]

And that's making babies.

[Blake Anderson]

That's.

[Ders]

That's low boost money.

[Adam Devine]

But everybody's coming. I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Everybody's. Everybody's coming.

[Adam Devine]

I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

To Japan.

[Ders]

Come by my bucket list. I don't know what my bucket list would be. I feel like my bucket list would be things that, like, I can't just make happen. You know what I mean? Like, we were going through our. Like, our tattoo names of comedy people. Like, if I could be in a writer's room and sit and, like, break a story with, like, a Ben Stiller or somebody like that. You know what I mean? Like, like. And just have that experience and, like, make something. That'd be sick. But he won't return my calls.

[Blake Anderson]

I bet you could have. If. When severance season three is staffing up, you could throw your name, be like.

[Ders]

Yo, what if they weren't severed?

[Blake Anderson]

No. Well, we have friends that are in that writer's room. I think. I think that's a possibility that you could get in there if you really, really wanted that.

[Ders]

I mean, I've even. I've sat. I can't remember what it was.

[Adam Devine]

4.

[Ders]

Was it Zoolander 2 or something thing where. Okay, I did. I did sit in a room with Ben and Justin Thoreau and kind of about ideas for the script, but.

[Adam Devine]

Perfect. So you did it, but they didn't make it.

[Ders]

It was like. No, but it was like. I don't know. It was like a short session or something. I can't remember exactly why I was there.

[Adam Devine]

Do you think they wrapped it up and, like, pretended to be leaving and then went back.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, everybody, hold back real quick. All right.

[Adam Devine]

We'Re going to call it. Everybody.

[Blake Anderson]

Everybody. Everybody except for Ders. Hold back real quick. Real quick.

[Ders]

I was just still eating my lunch from, like, a round table, and then they were like, do you care if we have a meeting? And I go, I got some ideas. No, but I don't know, like, doing. Have it. Doing something creative with somebody.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. You, you, you mentioned this even when we were talking about like, yo, if we could, if we had a billion dollars or whatever, Adam would like shoot down planes with missile launchers. And you were like, I just want to like create something or whatever. So I, I, your, your bucket list and your billion dollar list is, is just.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You could build a city like SimCity. You could, you know, be the mastermind of this beautiful city and create this wonderful utopia. And I could destroy it with my rocket launchers.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be a cool yin and yang for me and you.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Ders]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

Bucket list. Let's start filling out our bucket list because we are getting old and we do need to really like complete it.

[Ders]

For wrestling thing would do it for you, Blaze. That's a thing that's on your bucket list?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think, I think that would be really cool.

[Blake Anderson]

And also like he wants to travel, but too much of a jam.

[Adam Devine]

Japan.

[Ders]

To me that seems so like surface, like, yeah, come here and like do this thing and like, see ya. Like, I don't know, like it's a.

[Blake Anderson]

That'S a long list. It doesn't.

[Adam Devine]

No. Like a bucket list to me is like something you have to do before you die. I don't have to do that. That would be a fucking awesome moment in my life to do, like be on the pro wrestling stage. That would be very cool. But I, I won't feel incomplete if I'm lying in my deathbed and I did not.

[Blake Anderson]

I also feel like I don't have to do anything. I just think it would be cool to do like I didn't have to go shark diving. That wasn't like, I have to go shark diving. It was just one.

[Ders]

It was just the pandemic and we were like, perfect.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I had done it once before with Efron in Mike for, in Hawaii for Mike and Davey wedding dates. And we were just like, let's fucking do it. And I did it. Like, I was like, holy, that was insane and incredible. And then we did the.

[Adam Devine]

It wasn't as fun with us.

[Ders]

You had some unfinished business. Now what was it like diving with him? Cuz I imagine like you were a little, little. You lost a bunch of weight for that. But I was going to say next to him, you got a lot more meat on your bones. Sharks are going for you. They're not necessarily going for Mr. Efron.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Your body type.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. They're like, he's one of us. He's one of us.

[Adam Devine]

Your Body type is way more of a harbor seal, right?

[Ders]

He's got shark skin.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

This little.

[Ders]

He has two little fish next to his dick swimming around.

[Adam Devine]

Beluga. We're gonna eat up.

[Blake Anderson]

What do they call these?

[Ders]

Gills.

[Adam Devine]

Gills.

[Blake Anderson]

Gills.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. I'm so dumb.

[Adam Devine]

No, you're good, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, No, I was. I was for sure scared because it wasn't a small tiger shark. Like, we saw a couple small tiger sharks when we did the can't get into it. Tiger shark layer thing, it was 13ft. It was the size of a van that came out of nowhere. It was enormous, right? And then Zach swims up to it and grabs its fin.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. He's like that.

[Blake Anderson]

And everybody was like, that was insane. And then he does it two more times.

[Adam Devine]

Wow, dude. Does he have, like, a death wish? Does he have, like, a death wish personality where he's just like, I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

That's crazy, because that's. That's disastrous. I would never, ever do.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it seemed like a wild. I mean, it's a. You know, he was a. Obviously, he was a wild shark.

[Adam Devine]

It was. We.

[Blake Anderson]

We weren't in SeaWorld. We were out in the ocean, Right. Just grabbing tiger shark. So that was crazy.

[Ders]

It's a weird question, Blake. It's a weird question.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry. When I say death, which I don't mean, like, he's, like, suicidal or anything. I'm just saying, like, is the guy, like, just. It seems like.

[Blake Anderson]

I think he's a risk taker. Yeah, I think he's a risk taker.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. He's like, I dare you to kill me. God.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think I would, like, you know, I want to go on a safari. Like, I might shoot this thing in Africa later this year.

[Adam Devine]

That would be dope.

[Blake Anderson]

And if I do actually shoot that movie, I want to try to extend and go on, like, a six safari and, like, see some lions and tigers. Oh, my.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's awesome.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That would be incredible. I love that idea.

[Ders]

It's the shit. And you're also just in a van looking at animals. I'm living in a nightmare. It's. It's this weird duality where you're like, whoa, it's a lion. And we're. We're on their turf. It's not the zoo. But at the same time, I'm eating Doritos in this van, and then we just drive away. You know what I mean? Like, so that's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

So you're allowed to bring sandwiches because that was my follow up question. Yeah, you bring sandwiches and Doritos.

[Adam Devine]

Now it's my bucket list.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, now right up to the top.

[Adam Devine]

Now it's my bucket move.

[Blake Anderson]

Right up to the top.

[Adam Devine]

What are the Dorito flavors in. In Africa? Are there some different ones? Like some good ones?

[Ders]

That's so racist.

[Adam Devine]

No, it is not, dude. I've, I've been to Europe.

[Ders]

I'm just around.

[Adam Devine]

They got some wild ass chip flavors overseas.

[Ders]

Rhino meat. You know they got rhino meat even in Canada.

[Adam Devine]

They got weird ass chip flavors.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, like ketchup and maple syrup and.

[Adam Devine]

No, all dressed shout out to all dressed one now.

[Ders]

He likes Canada.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. And also ketchup.

[Adam Devine]

And ketchup, but not maple syrup. That's not chip flavor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I bet they do. There's. I guarantee there's a maple syrup chip up in Canada. Canada. Without a doubt.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, maybe as a, as a goof, producers.

[Blake Anderson]

Feel free to put that in the chat. Thank you.

[Ders]

They won't. They're busy.

[Blake Anderson]

Without a doubt. And. And it's sort of like Kit Kats in Japan, right?

[Adam Devine]

They got a lot of.

[Blake Anderson]

Where they have like wasabi flavored Kit.

[Adam Devine]

Kats and I think it's matcha.

[Blake Anderson]

Probably maple syrup. Probably maple syrup flavored.

[Ders]

I think I brought a bunch home for my kids and they were like, no thanks. From, from Japan.

[Blake Anderson]

Your kids are wild, dude.

[Adam Devine]

They said, no, that's wild.

[Ders]

They are wild. It's a whole new gen, man. I mean, I don't know about your.

[Blake Anderson]

Kids, but I mean, I loved eating weird when I was a kid. Like, yeah, is that weird?

[Ders]

I got shamrock shakes the other night, cuz we're. It's shamrock shake season. It's a family tradition.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, come on, baby. Happy St. Patty's look at the Irish to ya.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a luck of the Irish.

[Ders]

My oldest kid was like, no. And I'm like, what? It's a milkshake. He's like, I don't want a milkshake from McDonald's. And I was like, freaking.

[Blake Anderson]

See ya.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. Okay. What the hell? That. Well, that's no fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Ders]

I mean, he likes Shake Shack. I mean, I guess is. I think he just knows McDonald's is.

[Adam Devine]

Some of these kids might be a little, little spoiled with their ice cream.

[Ders]

Yeah, Well, I was just gonna say we've talked about this before. You don't have to go to McDonald's anymore. There's so many other fast food options that are just better now that he's like, I'm not stepping in that shit.

[Adam Devine]

But is it A fast food thing or is he got like. Does he have the Los Angeles tongue for ice cream? You know, like, don't talk about my son's tongue. Tongue.

[Blake Anderson]

He's always talking about kids tongues, dude.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's just whenever I talk about him like how's the tongue?

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, where's those maple syrup chips that I know that they're currently looking for producers.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you to.

[Adam Devine]

No, I'm just saying there's a lot of. There's a lot of high futin ice cream shops out of here and sometimes these kids, they don't realize that, you know, there, there. There was a.

[Ders]

No, cuz he's basic, dude. I got a bunch of like Jenny's ice cream of the day that has like the wild ass flavors. Super good.

[Adam Devine]

Is good.

[Ders]

And he goes, you didn't get any vanilla? And I was like, no, honky.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God. Yeah, what a cracker.

[Ders]

But he for sure is. And then I was like. And he goes, I don't want any of that. I'm like, what, almond brittle? Or like cookies and cream or whatnot?

[Blake Anderson]

Cookies and cream, baby.

[Adam Devine]

That's my dream. Cookies. That's a gangster. That's my bucket list.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, kettle makes a maple bacon flavored potato chips.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Flying off the shelves.

[Adam Devine]

Well, but that doesn't seem like it's just a Canadian flavor. That seems like some American to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Ders]

You said it so confidently.

[Adam Devine]

I win.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Do I win?

[Ders]

I bet that's probably got to be somewhere in America.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, probably something else.

[Adam Devine]

Maple bacon potato chips.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, there's a maple mousse Lays potato chip.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, that's Canadian.

[Blake Anderson]

So if that's not from Canada, I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

It is. Well, send some our way. Canada. No, the trade. The trade wars are on. We can't get their chips more.

[Blake Anderson]

It'd be like. It'd be a 250 bucks.

[Adam Devine]

I'm so heated about that. Dude, I'm heated.

[Ders]

Yeah, I forgot you. You're really into politics.

[Adam Devine]

No, I'm really. I.

[Ders]

So will you just tell me about how. How it's all going?

[Adam Devine]

No, I just.

[Blake Anderson]

I bet. I bet it is. You used to own a T shirt company. I don't know if you still are involved in your T shirt company, but does that affect T shirts? Your T shirts company, Turtle.

[Adam Devine]

No, I don't. I don't have a T shirt company anymore, okay? No, it doesn't.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, sir. Okay, but is that affecting the T shirt company business?

[Adam Devine]

I T shirts. I have no clue.

[Blake Anderson]

Probably right. Was it made where your T shirt. T shirt. T shirts made in the US of.

[Ders]

A. Oh, here we go. Sensitive questions.

[Adam Devine]

They were printed in the United States of America.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's not what I asked.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. T shirt blanks are. Unless you do American Apparel. But at the time, T shirt blanks.

[Ders]

And now what are T shirt blanks?

[Adam Devine]

Like, if you look at the tag of some of your T shirts, you'll know that there's like All Style or Gildan or American Apparel. There's like. Or Hanes or Fruit of a Loom. There's like certain places that create the. The base of your T shirt.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the T shirt.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. And those are usually not made in America. American Apparel was. But then the guy who owned that company turned out to be kind of a scuzzard.

[Ders]

He went a little cuckoo. Isn't it crazy?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, isn't it crazy? Like, this is. It is going to make America great again?

[Adam Devine]

Kind of is. It is walk.

[Ders]

It's. It's just a long walk.

[Blake Anderson]

It's gonna suck a lot, right?

[Adam Devine]

We can't have this conversation with these hats on. I'm sorry.

[Ders]

Of course we can.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. Mike Rowe broke it down and I listen everything Mike Rowe says.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

And he was saying that essentially it's gonna suck for a while.

[Ders]

Like a generation or like six months.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no. Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Hopefully.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know how long. He didn't say. I would not think a generation. Or maybe it will. Maybe we're entering the Great Depression around dues. But then everything is going to be built in America again. And we won't. Won't be reliant on China and yada yada, which does make sense, but you know, it's really gonna suck. And I liked my cheap from overseas.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, dude, I'm pissed now.

[Blake Anderson]

But then again, I don't own an American factory, so I love the idea.

[Ders]

Of just being sandwiched between Canada and Mexico. Who start to just. Just dig China. China's like, yeah, we'll hook you up. We're your friends now. And then we're just in a sandwich.

[Adam Devine]

Hi. And then we can't go to Cozumel anymore.

[Ders]

Can we get that Chips? Do you have any?

[Adam Devine]

Where's your maple chips, baby?

[Blake Anderson]

But we just went. The maple chips. The maple kind.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Pissed. I'm freaking pissed now.

[Ders]

Our crews can't land.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. What the.

[Ders]

They say, no, sir.

[Adam Devine]

Go.

[Ders]

Go back. We're going to Tampa. Tampa, where we. Where we leave in the year 2026. February 22nd.

[Adam Devine]

It's gonna be a blast, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

Cozumel. I've never been to Cozumel.

[Adam Devine]

Me neither. There. I bet it's a freaking great.

[Ders]

I don't know where I've been in Mexico. Where was your wedding? What town?

[Blake Anderson]

Cabo.

[Adam Devine]

Perfect.

[Ders]

Cabo San Lucas.

[Adam Devine]

Beautiful.

[Ders]

Great. And if I had a Map of Mexico. Wouldn't know where to point.

[Blake Anderson]

That's at the bottom of Baja California.

[Ders]

That Tippy Whip strand.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Love Baja. The Tippy Whip Baja Blast, baby. Let's have Baja Blast machines on the cruise ship.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love that.

[Ders]

There's now alcohol. Baja Blast.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Ders]

Right? Didn't I send you guys a picture from the liquor store?

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Ders]

Unreal.

[Blake Anderson]

He's the best. Wow. They really figured it out.

[Adam Devine]

They have those Taco Bell cantinas, which are like bars and Taco Bells. It's so cool.

[Blake Anderson]

One down the street from my house.

[Adam Devine]

You're so lucky, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Never go.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think that's anywhere near Hollywood.

[Ders]

Do you guys like this stuff? The. Like, the. The like, brandification of just everything? Like.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think so. Oh.

[Ders]

Do you know what I'm saying, or.

[Blake Anderson]

No, Blake, you do. If anyone likes it, it's you.

[Adam Devine]

You love it.

[Ders]

I took a fucking video the other day of the ice cream aisle, and there's. They had Rice Krispy Treats ice cream next to Honey Smacks ice cream next to Froot Loops ice cream next to Eggo Buttery Maple ice cream next to Pops ice cream next to Apple Jacks ice cream next to Frosted Fl. Likes ice cream.

[Blake Anderson]

So, Blake. I've never heard of a thing Blake likes more than the brandification of that.

[Adam Devine]

I am a sucker for that. Yeah, I will say that.

[Ders]

We all are. Because your knee jerk reaction is like, oh, I love Pops. Gotta have my Pops.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Ders]

But now it's like ice cream or like dental floss or like.

[Adam Devine]

That sounds good.

[Ders]

Oatmeal. That's. Now just like.

[Blake Anderson]

That's sick.

[Ders]

Candy. It's just.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Love it.

[Ders]

Rfk. Where are you, pal?

[Adam Devine]

That stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm.

[Adam Devine]

I'm learning to not fall for that stuff as much much because, like, it never pays off as much as. As you'd hope, emotionally.

[Ders]

It. Gotcha.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'll buy the Taco Bell chips. And then, like, it's not really. But what I do like is if you go into the sauce, I.

[Ders]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. We live in such an awesome time.

[Ders]

Like the Chick Fil A sauce and like the Panda Chick Fil A sauce.

[Adam Devine]

The Subway dressings, the orange chicken sauce, the Buffalo wild wing sauce in the crib.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I haven't been down the sauce aisle in a minute. I didn't know there's a thing that's real.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say I haven't had an energy drink in years.

[Adam Devine]

Months and months.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's been years. And I saw on the back of a truck.

[Ders]

Wait, you haven't had an energy drink in years now?

[Blake Anderson]

Over a year.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Yeah. That's crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I take it back. I've had one. One.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I have had one. I had a sugar free Red Bull four months ago.

[Ders]

You're like, oh, man.

[Blake Anderson]

The Ghost energy drinks.

[Ders]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

They have a Sour Patch Kid energy drink.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Ghost is a workout supplement, correct?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Ders]

Pre workout.

[Adam Devine]

Pre workout.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, pre workout. And then they also do protein powders and. And like that. And they make a canned energy drink.

[Adam Devine]

Energy drink. Yes. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's. It looks incredible. My mouth was watering. I'm driving behind this truck and it was like a, you know, 18 wheeler. And I was like, wouldn't mind. Combine with that, with my. With a few buddies. With a few buddies of mine.

[Ders]

Wind it up.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Points. All right, so I get what you said. The brainification, it got me, dude. I was like Sour Patch Kids.

[Ders]

Oh, but dude, it's so crazy, dude. It's like toothpaste flavors.

[Adam Devine]

Unavoidable.

[Ders]

Like, what the. But, like, don't you feel like a sucker?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Like a chunk.

[Ders]

Don't you feel like they think we're dumber than we are?

[Adam Devine]

No, we are dumb.

[Ders]

Yeah, I know.

[Blake Anderson]

I know. I'm just dumb.

[Adam Devine]

We're getting dumber. We're getting dumber. We're getting.

[Ders]

Cereal aisle is wild right now, dude, because the ice cream is all cereal and then the cereal's all ice cream.

[Adam Devine]

It was all ice cream. What's the deal?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's a Seinfeld bit for sure. The cereal's all ice cream. The ice cream's all cereal.

[Adam Devine]

I know. I still am a sucker for it because when I see, like, Reese's Peanut butter cup funking cereal or I see. I gotta go, I gotta get.

[Ders]

I know. And I think I told you guys that I went to a fucking Applebee's and I was like, oh, shit, Pop Rocks in a Shirley Temple. Like, let's go. And then I was like, they got me this guy. Gross. But the Sugar game.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, what?

[Ders]

It's like their last Hail Mary.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

They're like, we gotta offload all this stuff and put it into everything before RFK puts the fucking hammer down.

[Adam Devine]

I fucking hate it here, bro. I'm going to fucking Canada, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Do we think RFK is actually going to do shit? Because Trump eats like a fucking garbage can. That was just like. To get his votes, right?

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Ders]

That was the whole thing when he. He had to eat fried chicken with Trump.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I can't remember who was talking to him about it, but he was like.

[Blake Anderson]

He'S like, he's like, haha. Gotcha, bitch.

[Adam Devine]

Twist his arm. I'm so fucking hungry.

[Ders]

I just find it disturbing, man. I just find it fucking wild because it's like I feel targeted.

[Adam Devine]

You are, you are.

[Ders]

I know, but like, everyone acts like it's fucking normal, but you like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Shit more than anyone. I thought, I thought I do.

[Ders]

But now when I feel targeted. It used to be cute. It used to be like, oh, I see.

[Adam Devine]

Adam. This is what I was saying. I used to love it too, but now it's like, it's a little too much. I'm feeling like a mark too much.

[Ders]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Like I used to be like, well.

[Blake Anderson]

Just don't get it then. Just don't get it.

[Ders]

Well, I'm starting to, but dude, it's becoming unavoidable.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, I don't get it. I think it's cool, but I don't get him, you know?

[Adam Devine]

You know the cereal that I, I couldn't with that I saw and I thought of you guys was, have you seen these ones where it's like, where it's like cinnamon toast crunch. Loaded.

[Ders]

Loaded. Yeah, it's just a bunch of.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought that's a compai. But they have multiple lotus compound with a few but.

[Adam Devine]

And I. And I thought about you guys, guys immediately when I saw this. I thought about all my close dude friends.

[Ders]

And the pop tart flavors now loaded are out of control.

[Adam Devine]

They're just different cream pie flavors.

[Ders]

Kai, did you try and do a Kai joke? And up. Yeah. Like, look at. This is wild, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Loaded.

[Blake Anderson]

Wild.

[Adam Devine]

Everything is loaded with semen now. What are they teaching us?

[Ders]

And if you go to like the kids show all the like yogurts, all those are flavored from some like loaded.

[Adam Devine]

With like paw patrol, Bukaki yo play freaking butcake.

[Ders]

Look at the tricks. Loaded actually looks like a fire ass, like hip hop album.

[Adam Devine]

That looks like a coochie.

[Ders]

Yeah, I feel like I just said that, you know. No, but it does if it's. Who had the albums that had like the diamond font?

[Adam Devine]

That was no limit. Yeah, for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

No limit, soldier. Like I told you.

[Ders]

Where's that? Where's the rap snacks of cereal? How have they not done rap snacks of cereal?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dude, look at these though. Look at this. Look at General. General Mills tried to get into it with Hershey's and Pillsbury fillows.

[Ders]

This is what I'm saying.

[Adam Devine]

Fillows.

[Blake Anderson]

See?

[Adam Devine]

Why are they filling Everything with white goo, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Not mad at it.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, this is rfk, dude. You got.

[Ders]

RFK is going to take it down, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

And also Pillsbury Cinnamon Roll cereal. That seems like a lot, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, that is. That's bad, right? That's bad for. For you. Well, obviously.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

All breakfast cereal is. Is terrible for you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's how we started our day as young bucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I still will smash some cereal. I. I still. I. I eat protein cereal, which probably is even worse for you, but I. I'll. I'll have protein, sir. Just because they like.

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Now I'm just eating a ton of whey protein.

[Ders]

Soy or some.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, like what? You look at the list of ingredients, so it's like a mile long. Long. And I'm like, give me, give me.

[Ders]

You can't pronounce anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Your boobs are huge. I wish they were huger, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you can get them back.

[Ders]

What's wild to me is that I used to dig going into the cereal aisle and being like, I'm about to get something naughty, and now I'm like, too naughty. This is gross. Yeah, this is too naughty.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. You're too old.

[Adam Devine]

It's a pornhub.

[Ders]

I know, but, like, that.

[Blake Anderson]

That. That mustache went white and you lost your cool, dude.

[Ders]

Yeah, I wish it. I wish it would just all go white as opposed to just like, cobwebs here and there.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I feel like you are. Are six months to one year away from it being all white, because this a year ago wasn't this white even close to.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it wasn't this bushy, was it? No.

[Ders]

Oh, no. This is. You know what? I got scared the other day, and it changed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God. What scared you, bud?

[Blake Anderson]

He's not gonna make his bucket list.

[Ders]

Your face.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wow. Burn, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Got you. Epic slam. That wasn't very nice, Killer.

[Ders]

I'm not telling you.

[Blake Anderson]

Could all.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, I want nothing more than for us all to be just for men, boys. I want to do just for men.

[Ders]

Just combing it in. Oh, is that what.

[Adam Devine]

That is bad. Yeah, you just comb in a little sauce, then your stash just jumps off the page.

[Ders]

Is it the Ohio State football coach who's got, like, the dark beard that you're like, it's just too dark. It's not. There's no way your beard is that dark.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there has to be some. Your beard is dark amount that you can. No, I mean, it does. Like, there has to be some way you can un. You can age yourself down a little bit, but not to where you're like, trying to act like you were a 26 year old guy again, right? Yeah.

[Ders]

How do you guys feel about men of a certain age? Who?

[Adam Devine]

Toupees. Oh.

[Ders]

Huh.

[Adam Devine]

I thought you were gonna say toupees.

[Blake Anderson]

Who are on trt. Which Blake should be on. Yes.

[Ders]

No, true. We're getting there. No. Men of a certain age who dye their hair, like, well into their 60s.

[Adam Devine]

I love it.

[Ders]

And they could pull it off. And there's definitely some who cannot pull it off at all. Where you're like, you're 80 and your hair's like jet black. It's just off. Right. But the dudes who pull it off go for it.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think anyone can really. Blake. Blake.

[Ders]

Oh, my God. If you're. If you're watching YouTube. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You're in for a treat. He just gave himself a little Fu Manchu, a little goatee.

[Ders]

Old as.

[Adam Devine]

I look like I play in Black Sabbath, brother.

[Blake Anderson]

No, what's cool is you have a mustache and that mustache is somehow thinner and wispier than your mustache.

[Ders]

A mustache under your mustache. You don't look like you play in Black Sabbath. You look like someone who plays it for their kids on the way to school.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And you're gonna love this. These are called bands. They're a thing that used to exist.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you look like someone who plays it for their kids, but their kids are grown and out of the house. Doesn't talk to them.

[Adam Devine]

Welcome home, brother.

[Ders]

He definitely says brother a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

Here, let me play you something. And you're like. They're like, I gotta play you something, dad. Quit calling me. I told you, you're out of my life.

[Adam Devine]

Just let it go to voicemail. Just let me play you something, brother.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta play you something, brother.

[Adam Devine]

This. Brother.

[Blake Anderson]

Dad, you're not my brother. I'm your daughter. Come on, brother.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, No, I. I think, I think the only way I would dye my hair like that would be dye it white. Like, if it's going kind of. Kind of gray or kind of white, just go. Just say it and go full on, uncle baby Billy and just get a shot ahead of white hair. It. That being said, if I go bald.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Full on hair plugs without even batting an eye.

[Adam Devine]

I think, I think a terrible toupee is one of the coolest look when like, you could tell that somebody just laid like a dead animal on there.

[Ders]

Any takebacks or.

[Adam Devine]

And they go out the house like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but you like that ironically.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure. I don't know if they exists really anymore.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, I've.

[Adam Devine]

When you see them. When you see them, you're like, God.

[Blake Anderson]

There'S a guy at the breakfast spot I go to a lot that has a crazy, gnarly toupee.

[Ders]

Yeah, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You see, like, the line that goes across.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it's a lost art, truly.

[Blake Anderson]

If you guys. Wait. I think we might have talked about this, but if you went bald, would you guys go? Would you get hair plugs? I would. I would for sure. God damn.

[Adam Devine]

Wear them.

[Ders]

Plugs or. Or like, the new school ones, like the piven Jamie Foxx joints.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, those hair plugs. Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah. I guess I just don't even know what's what. Although I know somebody who took Rogaine or whatever, dick fell off, and they were fully a bald person, and now it's back. And do they say lustrous?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they say lustrious.

[Adam Devine]

Luscious.

[Ders]

Yeah, luscious.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, both are words.

[Adam Devine]

Are they luscious?

[Blake Anderson]

Luscious is luscious. Luscious.

[Adam Devine]

Lucious.

[Ders]

Yeah, their hair's. Their hair's luscious.

[Adam Devine]

Now, you mentioned Baby Billy, so I.

[Ders]

Would try that first thing before I would get, like, plugs taken from the back to the front.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you. I think you would have to do Rogaine first, because if not, if I.

[Adam Devine]

Bald just on the top and had, like, a skullet, I'd be hyped on that. I think that's the coolest hairdo ever, is when you just. Even when it's just the horseshoe around the head, that's a lost hairstyle. And I think it's.

[Ders]

You're talking about Hulk Hogan.

[Blake Anderson]

Hulk Hogan, Yeah. So you're just talking Hulk.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, But I'm saying even if you're.

[Ders]

If you're a guy, that's a long haircut. I don't think anyone had that except for him.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, I'm saying, like, you know, like, say you don't have long hair. You're still, like, a short hair guy, but you still have the, like, horseshoe.

[Ders]

The Costanza. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

That's the coolest hairstyle in the world. No, everyone is ashamed to rock that. Like, LeBron should have that. That shit is fucking cool, dude.

[Ders]

Yeah, the John amos style. If LeBron had that, it would be sick.

[Blake Anderson]

So it is weird that some people can. Can get hair plugs and it looks great. Like Joel McHale. Like, he has hair plug. He's talks about. I'm not outing him, but his hair looks great. You couldn't tell. You can't tell Right.

[Adam Devine]

He has great.

[Blake Anderson]

But LeBron, well, he's. The guy has to get hair plugs every other weekend, it seems, and then it looks bad every time. Like halfway through the year, he. He loses his hair again.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I don't even know. No, I haven't been paying attention. Why doesn't it look good?

[Adam Devine]

He's never admitted to it, but what I will say, it, like, just starts to.

[Blake Anderson]

It starts to fall out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like halfway through the season.

[Adam Devine]

And I guess he's an athlete. Of course.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, why of course?

[Adam Devine]

But LeBron is buff enough and sick enough.

[Ders]

I feel like Joel McHale probably works out like a. Yeah, he does.

[Adam Devine]

I know, but LeBron is. Sweats non stop. He's. He's.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think it has anything to do with sweating. I don't. They don't. I don't think they tell you to not.

[Ders]

Adam, Adam, Adam. Let's. Let's.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's hear.

[Ders]

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. So he's sweating so hard, the hair just shoots out. It's science. It's like, we gotta go. We're gonna drown.

[Adam Devine]

That's besides the point. Here's the deal is, I think that LeBron actually has a responsibility. I think he has a responsibility because he's such a fucking legend, mate. He's such a. He's such a fucking athletic God specimen. Arguably the goat.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. He isn't.

[Adam Devine]

He could grow that hairstyle, the horseshoe, and make it socially acceptable and really cool.

[Ders]

Who is. Who's the last person to rock it? That you. That is this person. That is this figure you're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Do you remember speaking? I think Zeus.

[Ders]

Bruce Willis, I think.

[Adam Devine]

No, Bruce never really grew it up. Did you say Zeus? Yes.

[Ders]

Like from Greek times or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

No, from no holds barred, starring Hulk Hogan. It's the bat. Remember the bad guy, Zeus, I think he had it and it was really cool.

[Ders]

So that's the guy. That's the last person to pull it off.

[Adam Devine]

It's been a while. No, there's probably some people who were like. I'm. I'm thinking. I can't summon the names, but they're like dudes in like funk bands that would, like, let their grow. That was really cool. Like, I want to say, like, there was a dude in cameo. No. That he had like a flat.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow. So all these deep cut. All these deep cut bands that.

[Ders]

Stop. Let's just stop for a second. Like Van. Like the Van Gundy's. The Van Gundy's rocket.

[Adam Devine]

No, but that's the thing. You have to still be. You can't be, like, a little, like. I want you to be, like, a buff dude.

[Ders]

I think they're both over six feet, but they're just next to tall people, so you're, like, heating on them.

[Adam Devine]

They're kind of, like turdy dudes, though. They're kind of nerdy guys.

[Ders]

I don't know that that's how you think about, like, CP3. And then you stand next to him, you go, he's bigger than me. What the fuck?

[Adam Devine]

I'm talking a guy con with some swag. Those guys don't have a lot of, like, swag.

[Ders]

Ooh, Bruce Willis. Was he the last want to do this?

[Adam Devine]

I don't think he ever grew out the sides like that.

[Ders]

What do you. Isn't that what he looks like a Die Hard?

[Adam Devine]

No, that's like a buzz cut. He's, like, out of shape. Hit. That's not like.

[Ders]

I don't. Can somebody pull up a picture of Bruce Willis and die.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he's talking about the long hair. He's talking.

[Adam Devine]

It's not long. It just has to be.

[Ders]

No, he's just talking about the horseshoe.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Bruce Willis doesn't have that. It's like one. It's like one even.

[Ders]

He's got a. He's got a little bit on the top.

[Blake Anderson]

He's got, like, a tuft, which my dad had when. When we. When he. Before he, like, admitted that his hair was bald.

[Adam Devine]

And that's dope, too. And I'm down for that, too.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I love anybody clinging to their normal hair pattern. As it begins to fade, it's even sticker. I think balding is cool, as I.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I could agree. That being said, I would get.

[Ders]

Are you setting something up?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'd get hair plugs so quickly.

[Ders]

Yeah. I think it rocks. It's awesome. That being said. As fast as possible.

[Blake Anderson]

That being said, absolutely. I would. I would.

[Ders]

You gotta turn off that mustache, bro. It's. It's like.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that you can turn off and on a mustache. I wish I could, dude. I'm so. I just checked again, as if. As if it suddenly would start working and being able to be part of the cool thing where I could have mustaches. Like, you guys can just add a mustache, but all right.

[Adam Devine]

It's science.

[Ders]

Hey, let's do take backs. And I gotta go.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. Any takeback, apologies, any epic slams.

[Adam Devine]

I wish I could epic slam somebody in the. In a wrestling ring. That's on my bucket list.

[Ders]

That's a pretty good. Yes points thank you. And God damn. Well, somebody sliding Blake's. Will somebody slide in Blake's DMS and tell him the last boss. Oh, Jesse Ventura.

[Adam Devine]

He's a. Yeah. He's an animal, dude. I love him.

[Blake Anderson]

But also a wrestler.

[Adam Devine]

Can't be a pro wrestler. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It seems like they're all.

[Ders]

I didn't. Blake Sierra with a person who's got the hair.

[Adam Devine]

I bet there's a. I bet there's a really metal bro who has. Rick Rubin is pretty sick. But that's long. I want it. I also want it not to be long. I want it to be short. I want it to be a short horseshoe.

[Ders]

By the way, now that I'm like thinking it's all just like earthquake had it. Like wrestlers.

[Adam Devine]

Maurice White had it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's a lot of. A lot of wrestlers.

[Ders]

Why is it all wrestlers?

[Blake Anderson]

Because it's an insane. It's an insane list look is what.

[Adam Devine]

No, there's also. You probably had a teacher who had the. Had it. Okay. Any other take backs or dead ring?

[Ders]

No, I had a friend whose dad had it. Mr. King. Mr. King had it.

[Adam Devine]

There you go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Player.

[Ders]

Who else? Mr. Mr. Phillips born had.

[Adam Devine]

It was a good look.

[Ders]

It was a. It was like a little bit of an ownership thing where it's like I'm just gonna own it.

[Blake Anderson]

I would like to give a shout out to the weed company Lowells. They just sent me a. A package of a bunch of joints, dude. And their joints are the best.

[Ders]

Hey LOLs. I'm having trouble sleeping. Send me somebody.

[Blake Anderson]

You barely smoke weed.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Smoke weed every day.

[Ders]

Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

LS right here. Look at this.

[Ders]

I've been eating gummies. Like goddamn.

[Blake Anderson]

They don't. They don't do gummies, unfortunately. And look at. Look at this package. You want to see it? How beautiful it is? They have matches up top. Top. And then you open it up and.

[Adam Devine]

I have a 9 inch penis.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So big shout out to LS. I'm a big fan. Thank you for sending me this. Really appreciate it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. God damn.

[Ders]

Like you get anything sent to you.

[Adam Devine]

I got this hat, dude, which I'm freaking hyped on, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I bought it.

[Ders]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. I'm going out a night out in the town. And this is. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And date rape.

[Ders]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely not.

[Ders]

You'll be with. You'll be amongst them.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely not.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

I'm a good cat.

[Blake Anderson]

That's the vibe it gives. But.

[Adam Devine]

Well, not me. I'm harmless. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Ders]

Yeah. I work under the boat. I work at the bottom of the boat. I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, all right.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that was another episode.

[Ders]

This is great.

[Adam Devine]

This cruise is important dot com. Get your tickets now.

[Blake Anderson]

Cabins are selling like hot tape.

[Adam Devine]

I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Something like cabins.

[Adam Devine]

Honestly, I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't. Well, you have to wait until February 22nd through the 26th of 2026.

[Adam Devine]

But I can't wait. Maybe I'll move to Tampa.

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[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Janice Torres here, and I'm Austin Hankwitz. We're the hosts of Mind the Business Small Business Success Stories, stories produced by Ruby Studio and Intuit QuickBooks.

[Paige Desorbo]

Catch up on seasons one and two.

[Blake Anderson]

And join us for a brand new.

[Ders]

Season of the podcast as we talk.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Ryan Seacrest]

Listen to mind the Business Small Business.

[Blake Anderson]

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