Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants!"

Introduction to the Topic ([02:10] - [02:34])

In this episode of This Is Important, hosted by Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck, the trio delves into the nostalgic and somewhat controversial topic of "breastaurants." The hosts express their earnest desire to revive establishments like Hooters, which have recently faced financial hardships.

The Decline of Hooters and the Rise of Competitors ([10:16] - [14:30])

Adam initiates the conversation by lamenting the bankruptcy of Hooters, stating, “Can you believe it?” ([10:16]). The discussion quickly shifts to alternative venues that have emerged to fill the void left by Hooters, such as Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt. Kyle humorously suggests, “Welcome to Cooters. Just like super tight wrapped Saran wrap coochie shorts” ([10:33]), highlighting the attempts to create male-centric breastaurants.

Blake adds, “There's Twin Peaks. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt” ([11:12]), emphasizing the competitive landscape. The hosts agree that Florida seems to be leading the charge in embracing these establishments, with Adam noting, “They got that bar backstage. It’s a good time” ([07:47]).

Planning Their Own Breastaurant ([34:24] - [64:34])

The conversation takes a strategic turn as the hosts brainstorm the idea of launching their own breastaurant chain. Adam proposes, “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations” ([34:27]). They humorously outline potential locations, including Las Vegas, New York, Arizona, and even playful mentions like “Concord Mills Boulevard” ([12:37]).

Blake enthusiastically supports the idea, saying, “Trust me. All right?” ([35:19]), while Kyle adds logistical humor, “We stand with Big Beef Meat Mans of Dallas” ([64:32]). The trio envisions a nationwide tour, joking about the unique challenges and comedic scenarios that might arise from managing such establishments.

Humorous Banter and Personal Anecdotes ([16:14] - [35:32])

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted and often raunchy humor. They share personal stories, such as Adam recounting a high school mishap involving a condom and his dog, Maggie: “And then I hear her say, ‘Maggie, what you got there?’ And she was like, ‘Oh, my God’” ([38:10]). These anecdotes serve to entertain and showcase their chemistry.

Kyle and Blake contribute with their own tales and jokes, maintaining a lively and comedic atmosphere. For instance, Blake jokes about using a choker as a leg accessory: “People have been sliding. By the way, you said slide into my DMs about, like, Tourette's the other day” ([44:54]).

Critique of Modern Media and Nostalgia for Classic Shows ([47:38] - [60:36])

The hosts also touch upon their thoughts on contemporary television shows, particularly critiquing the latest season of White Lotus. Adam expresses disappointment with changes in the show's theme song, stating, “The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the dumbest decision” ([48:20]). They compare it humorously to nostalgic shows like The Cosby Show, with Kyle lamenting, “There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s like, wake up. I just poisoned” ([48:49]).

Blake and Kyle engage in playful debates about classic TV characters and theme songs, further emphasizing their penchant for blending humor with cultural commentary.

Conclusion and Future Plans ([64:03] - [64:34])

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reaffirm their commitment to reviving the breastaurant concept. Blake concludes with enthusiasm, “Absolutely. Absolutely, boss” ([64:26]), and Adam adds, “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations” ([34:27]). The episode ends on a high note with the trio excited about the prospects of their new venture, promising listeners more comedic content in future episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine ([10:16]): “Can you believe it?”
• Kyle Newacheck ([10:33]): “Welcome to Cooters. Just like super tight wrapped Saran wrap coochie shorts.”
• Adam Devine ([34:27]): “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations.”
• Blake Anderson ([35:19]): “Trust me. All right?”
• Adam Devine ([38:10]): “And then I hear her say, ‘Maggie, what you got there?’ And she was like, ‘Oh, my God’.”
• Adam Devine ([48:20]): “The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the dumbest decision.”
• Kyle Newacheck ([48:49]): “There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s like, wake up. I just poisoned.”

Conclusion

Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants! is a blend of humor, nostalgia, and entrepreneurial spirit as Adam, Blake, and Kyle navigate the decline of iconic establishments like Hooters and entertain the idea of launching their own version. Through engaging banter, personal stories, and cultural critiques, the episode offers listeners both laughs and a glimpse into the hosts' creative aspirations.

Transcript

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[Blake Anderson]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this Is Important.

[Adam Devine]

Horny, middle aged o.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You can't go to lunch without titties. What.

[Blake Anderson]

Let'S go.

[Adam Devine]

It.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Bow your sensei.

[Adam Devine]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, fellas?

[Adam Devine]

What's up, boys?

[Blake Anderson]

Love my guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

We're filming this a few weeks late, you know, But I. I just did Kimmel last night. I got a lot of Kimmel merch.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Did you get swagged out? That shit's important. What'd you get?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, a little Kimmel hat.

[Adam Devine]

Sick Kimmel hat. I got some T shirts.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's the perfect paparazzi hat to just be like, guys, no photos. I'm just walking. But you got that on.

[Adam Devine]

This is how when you're on tmz, you let them know that you're an actor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but so.

[Adam Devine]

So that you're like, I'll stay away. But the reason that they came up to you in places they're, like, wearing a jimmy. Come on. How he had to have been on this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He has sunglasses on inside at night. What's going on? He must be.

[Adam Devine]

Must be trying to get me to talk to him.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The worst is when they come up to you, and then you're like, oh, God, TMZ is coming up to me again. God, I'm so famous.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's the worst. That and boiling alive.

[Adam Devine]

No, and then they don't come up to you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No.

[Adam Devine]

And then they just don't even put. Turn the camera on. They just talk to. You know what I mean? That's happened to me before. The guy, one of the.

[Blake Anderson]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. One of the main dudes who I see all the time, he just didn't have anything to say to me. He came up to me and he's like, so how's that cold plunge? Not filming. Just asking how my cold plunge works.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, it's good. It's good. You want to turn that camera on. So at least we're feel like we're doing a thing. And he's like.

[Blake Anderson]

He's like, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, the reason they gave it to me was so I would talk about it on camera. So maybe fire that bad boy up.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe hold up. You want to make me feel like I'm doing my job at a high enough level that TMZ would care? And he's like, nah, they don't care. They don't care. Like, oh, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Point blank.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know what my favorite one is? When, like, when celebrities get their phone out and they're like, you, like, when I film you, and they're all like, couldn't care less.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's. That's Fine.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't care.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, actually, I do think they do get kind of mad a little bit.

[Kyle Newacheck]

About what?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Who?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. They don't like being on camera, but.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What are you gonna do?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You're not selling it to anyone.

[Blake Anderson]

I do remember, like, early on when we were doing, like, red carpets take. Trying to take photos of the people taking photos of us, and they got upset. They did get upset. I don't know why.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Maybe they didn't like you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I do remember that too. I remember.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's a little. It was a little weird.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And were you like, it's a two way street?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm like you. No, I just thought they were beautiful as well. Maybe it was even Kyle that did that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That sounds like a Kyle move.

[Adam Devine]

No, I think it was me. I think I was the one doing it because I was like, filming us on the red carpet and being like, look at all of the people taking photos. And then they stop taking photos and they're like, we don't get our photos taken. We take the photos of you. And it was like literally the first red carpet we had ever been on. And I was just excited.

[Blake Anderson]

They don't like it.

[Adam Devine]

I was just excited when they're.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're dressed in, like, their pajamas. I guess I see where they're coming from.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like when they get a little gussied.

[Blake Anderson]

Up, gusty up, which isn't that often.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's kind of a cush gig. Just roll out of bed.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I would like. I. It's. It's a nice. Maybe that's my retirement. Blake's going to be a juggalo and I' to be a pap. I'm. I'm gonna be a paparazzi.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Paparazzi or a red carpet. I mean, let's. Let's make sure. Let's be clear about this. It's different. There's paparazzi and then there's photographers who are at red carpet.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm gonna be a red carpet guy. Because paparazzi, you have to be out there all the time. Just stand on breed corn.

[Blake Anderson]

You got to be up early.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, you should have seen when. If you're watching this on YouTube, Adam's face, he's just exasperated even thinking about it.

[Adam Devine]

You got to be at the LAX all the time. You're always at lax.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You gotta be at the thing with somebody help me.

[Adam Devine]

You're outside of Hollywood hotspots standing outside.

[Blake Anderson]

Got to be. You got to be at the. The. The farmers market at lax.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They game you. They game you so hard now they roll up like fans. And then you're like, okay, I guess I'll talk to this person. And then it just goes. And you're like, I thought we were just, like, talking.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought we were friends.

[Adam Devine]

Until they don't. Until they go, you're just talking. And they're like, I'm with tmz. And you're like, where's your camera? You're like, they're like, n. We don't care. We don't care about you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's bad.

[Blake Anderson]

I was just wondering if you knew what time it was.

[Adam Devine]

I was wondering if you'd like your. Your cold plunge or not. I'm like, I do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I like my renew. Cold plunge. Please film this.

[Blake Anderson]

Well. Well, I know this was weeks ago, but how was the J. Kimmel Experience, dude? Did you have fun?

[Adam Devine]

It was awesome. I love. He's my favorite, I think, out of all the. The talk shows.

[Blake Anderson]

Really. Well, now that. Now that going.

[Adam Devine]

It's really close to my house, so that. That. That knocks him up a point or two.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Nice.

[Adam Devine]

It's just the pro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's what I want to share with him.

[Blake Anderson]

Convenience.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'm pissed now because the Tonight show is also super fun. Just the history of it. Fallon is. Is a fun, cool guy, but. But this. You got to fly all the way there. A little bit of a hassle. This is so close. It's easy. And also it's super fun.

[Blake Anderson]

And.

[Adam Devine]

And, you know, there's. They. They got that bar backstage. It's a good time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kim's the man. That dope, he's just like. I mean, girls jumping on trampolines. Give me a hell yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you think he's bummed about the man show? Does he still. He still claims it, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think he's fine that he did it then. I think he's like, I wouldn't do it now, but I'm fine that I did it then.

[Blake Anderson]

Because man show was pretty freaking sick for a young. For a young man.

[Adam Devine]

Like, we're in the same boat. We're in the same boat, dude. When we're in our 50s, we might. I might not like that I showed my butthole in Game over, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

My actual.

[Blake Anderson]

I know for a damn fact you're always going to be super hyped.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You did that. All you're going to be talking about at the retirement home.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, I know when they're changing your diaper, you might. You might recognize that, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

You don't know Me, But I bet you know me down here, they're like, stop, sir, maybe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Maybe he thinks he was in a movie where he showed his. We think he's losing his marbles.

[Adam Devine]

My marbles.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Which is a clinical term.

[Blake Anderson]

The man show was so freaking of its time. That was a really. I want to go back and watch some episodes. What was it, a sketch show?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, it was like a man on the street show. Annie Millinakis. Not gonna give him flowers. Super funny. Yeah, he played like a kid.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it him?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I. I miss the time when. When we as men could just as a society say that we like tits, dude. We like them, okay? And we're willing to just say that and be okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And you know what? I like that you saying this and.

[Adam Devine]

Stand on two feet and say, I as a man, if you don't like tits and that doesn't make you less of a man, you do you. But I would say the majority of straight men like some big old, big old titties jumping on trampolines. And that's just a thing that we like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's just a fact of life. I don't like you guys telling me.

[Adam Devine]

To show my tits. And the fact that we can't say that now without being shunned by society.

[Blake Anderson]

You can. You are saying it and it's on.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I know I'm saying it, dude, because I'm a down ass dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a true bro.

[Adam Devine]

I would say, say most bros are a little frightened.

[Blake Anderson]

And what is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sorry, I'm getting a call. Jimmy Kimmel. Oh, you don't want Adam saying that while wearing a hat with your name on it. Yeah, no, I'll tell him. Very cool.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, dude, I'm talking about his old show.

[Blake Anderson]

He is correct. And the one thing that has really proven this fact is, is. Is the fact that Hooters has gone bankrupt. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Can you believe it?

[Blake Anderson]

I am not.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do we swoop in. Do we swoop in with a new restaurant for all those down ass dudes? For all those guys who need to see titties at lunch? You can't go to lunch without titties. What?

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, they did everything in their power.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome to Cooters. Just like super tight wrapped Saran wrap coochie shorts.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you said Cooters. I thought you said cougars. And I'm like, that's not a bad idea either.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Just like hot, single older women.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's one. One real cougar in every restaurant.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, damn.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Every hour they let it Loose.

[Adam Devine]

Do you. I mean, there's still, like, Twin Peaks, right? That. That's the other. That was their competitor.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I have no idea what you're talking about. Adam's like, I road trip once a month to the closest Twin Peaks.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, There's Twin Peaks out and about.

[Blake Anderson]

There's Twin Peaks. There's also. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt. I think that's, like, in, like, Vegas. That's kind of similar.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And what you look at the website.

[Adam Devine]

Of Twin Peaks, and you're like, okay, I could. I could. I could get into this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Holy shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's look at the menu.

[Adam Devine]

This seems. Okay. This seems up my alley.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what? And this is not a joke. I will say right now, Hooters.

[Adam Devine]

You're the wings, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Daytona wings are so freaking fire, dude. They are off the chain. That's when they mix the barbecue with the buffalo, and it's so damn good, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Peaks. Looks like it's a little higher Echelon than.

[Adam Devine]

Well, of course the website does, but.

[Blake Anderson]

Does that mean really think based on the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The sober ICP guys from last year's or less. Last week's web episode.

[Adam Devine]

You're a monster.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Websites alone. Yes. They look like they're quality.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think. Yeah, this is. It's a new. It's. It's not as many locations as Hooters had. So I think they're on the come up. Might be a little higher.

[Kyle Newacheck]

See? All locations.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, dude, see, look at all these locations. Look at how many locations there are in Florida.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is there one in Concord?

[Adam Devine]

My God.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, Florida gets it.

[Adam Devine]

A lot happening there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Algonquin.

[Adam Devine]

I, like, we all just got really quiet now. We're just staring at this website.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I mean, right. But like, where. There's one on Squirrel Road in Auburn Hills.

[Blake Anderson]

Where.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, so that's what I'm saying is beaver, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's one in Beaver Creek. You know, it goes off.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yes, Points. Yes, points.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Camelback.

[Adam Devine]

I miss that time when you could just stand there and say, hey, I like titties. I'm not afraid to admit it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's one in Concord.

[Adam Devine]

Of course there is.

[Blake Anderson]

No, there's not. Yeah, no, it's. That's got to be New Hampshire. That can't be. That can't be Concord, California. I mean, there's no way.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a bagel says Concord on. On Concord Mills Boulevard.

[Blake Anderson]

That doesn't. I don't think that's my Concord. Not my Concord.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's not my Concord.

[Adam Devine]

Why you don't. You wouldn't want this. You wouldn't want this.

[Blake Anderson]

I would completely want it. I would just be very aware of it. Are you kidding me?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It looks like it's outside Charlotte. It's outside Charlotte.

[Blake Anderson]

Ok. Yeah. That's not my Concord. You kidding me? That would change the freaking whole town.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Corpus Christi, Daytona beach town, Deer Valley.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So there's. There's a handful of these types of restaurants.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's a handful, at least.

[Adam Devine]

Are they. Are they doing well? You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They got to be doing well.

[Blake Anderson]

They. I think it's state by state. I think Hollywood, California is going kind of getting kind of weak.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's got to be Hollywood, Florida, right?

[Blake Anderson]

It's gotta be. It's all Florida. Florida gets it. As. As you know, Florida gets a bad rap for being a little Looney Tunes, but they. They do take some swings that are commendable.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I will say that they're not afraid to just have fun. Just let it fly down there. And if that isn't considered. If that's considered a little kooky and a little out there, sure. Yeah. Fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Then I guess I'm a little kooky.

[Adam Devine]

Then I guess I'm a little kooky, a little out there.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's a Florida man. Adam is a Florida man at heart. Bye, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm still on the website.

[Adam Devine]

I. We know. And it's. And it's making for very bad podcasting because you're just staring. Your mouth is an ape.

[Blake Anderson]

At least. At least read out loud what you're.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm doing.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. I'm. I'm trying to, like, spin the conversation a little bit, get it back to. To where we're having an actual conversation. You're just going, Chris, there's one in Indian Hills.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's one on Beaver Creek. Dude, there's one Beaver Creek. Very funny. There's one in Concord. Not the Concord we know. There's one in Hollywood. Not the Hollywood. No. Okay, now there's one in Madison, Tennessee. Not Madison, Wisconsin.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, what's happening? I'm gonna come. What are we doing here?

[Adam Devine]

Nothing. That's just where they've decided to put the. Their location.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know, but they're misleading.

[Adam Devine]

I'm assuming they're. They're going in, like, smaller markets.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're not small.

[Adam Devine]

Edge out where. Where Hooters.

[Blake Anderson]

There's nothing small about it. Twin Peaks.

[Adam Devine]

But yeah, I would say if a family trip to Twin Peaks, maybe. Maybe we're getting a new sponsor out of this deal.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, did you see the. Did you see the catchphrase right under the logo? Twinning Twin Peaks. Eats, drinks, and scenic views, baby.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now, is this in Terrell? Terrell, Texas? If this isn't Terrell, Texas, I'm gonna go crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

What are you talking about?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hometown of Jamie Foxx, Terrell, Texas, Please.

[Adam Devine]

Come back to us.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is that where they got it?

[Adam Devine]

Bow to your sensei. Please come back to us.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, it is. It is. Gerald.

[Adam Devine]

Please come back to us. Exit out of that. Maybe. Maybe. Let's not put any more websites in the.

[Blake Anderson]

No, dude, no.

[Adam Devine]

Come back to us, buddy.

[Blake Anderson]

Can you wait.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And, you know, the wings. The wings look okay.

[Blake Anderson]

The wings look good. The wings look really good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, Adam, back to your titties conversation.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, now we're back on track.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Listen to an old Howard Stern interview. And the woman comes in, and he goes, oh, wow, you got. Your breasts are much better than I thought they'd be. And she's like, oh, thank you. And he's like, that's a compliment, you know, like, what? That's a little wild, right?

[Adam Devine]

Very shagadelic. Yeah. I would say we're beyond that. We're beyond that. But the fact that, like. Okay, now, if there's. If. If you're. I really, like, if you are at a Hooters or something.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

I guess that's not even.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can we say Twin Peaks? Can we say Twin Peaks? Is that what it's called?

[Adam Devine]

At his. At a Twin Peaks tilted kill, and there's just bodacious racks walking around. I think you could just all say, this place is awesome. There's bodacious racks walking around all over. But if it's not in an environment like that, and a girl just comes in and she's Just wear. You know, your boobs are huge. But if she. She has them flopped out.

[Blake Anderson]

I've heard this argument before.

[Adam Devine]

If they're flopped out. Not to her. You don't say it to her. I think you can. I think in polite society, you could then to your guys be like, holy moly. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Holy moly.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm gonna end it right there. Holy moly.

[Adam Devine]

Holy moly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So here's my question. If you work in a workplace. If you work in a workplace where there is a woman who wears revealing outfits where her. Her hands are out and it's. It's a distraction for everybody, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you go to hr?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And hang on. Do you go to hr?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And. And fist bump them and go. Well, why don't you cry about it. Hey, I just wanted to bring this to your attention.

[Blake Anderson]

Cheryl's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cheryl. My mom's name. What are we doing here?

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry, sorry. She's not the only Cheryl, dude. Come on. And I am sorry.

[Adam Devine]

I am sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

That was. That was a. That was a weird poll. I should have said. I should have said Hillary by that dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you. Good. Great callback from. When was that? Was that last week?

[Blake Anderson]

Geez, I think it was last week.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry. Didn't mean to derail it there, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I didn't. I was. I took a walk for a joke that arguably didn't even need to be said.

[Blake Anderson]

Donkey.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But isn't that life?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, No, I would say, in fact, if you. Let's. Let's say you're. You have such a bodace. Bodacious rack.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, wait, I do. I. Hold on. Let me envision.

[Adam Devine]

There's does.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And a woman does. And it's so distracting that you can't get. You know, it's. It's hindering the workplace. Yes, sir. I feel that that is a welcome reprieve from the grind, the monotony of everyday life. That that woman should get a raise, and I love it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

She's getting a raise out of me.

[Adam Devine]

She's getting raised from everyone, but I would say she should get a raise.

[Blake Anderson]

This podcast was brought to you by 1999.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, please.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude, that's what I'm saying. Bring it back, man.

[Blake Anderson]

This is cool, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's interesting.

[Adam Devine]

Now, that being said, if. If a guy. If a guy is so handsome, if Brad Pit works at your office and all the women are lusting because women are just as bad than, like, how they talk.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Finally. Thank you, Adam. Go ahead. You've got the floor.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Adam. Go off, King.

[Adam Devine]

When you get a w. A group of women just ogling and ogling, go off these men.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel super offended when that starts to happen to me.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not offended. I'm like, yes, ogle, ogle. Do it, do it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Go ahead, Oogle.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect.

[Adam Devine]

Google me doesn't bother me. I mean, you've. You've. Been. You've been on.

[Blake Anderson]

Google me. Google me. Whatever you want, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, you've been on the meet and greet. The. The gauntlet of the meet and greet. How many times has your Aspen grabbed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it gets grabbed here and there by women.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Kung fu grab.

[Adam Devine]

Hundreds, hundreds of times. You need another four inches. It's constantly being grabbed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Sometimes people. Well, I think that that is crossing the line, but y know, I Mean, Yeah. We let it fly, do you? We let it fly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think you should ever unwillfully touch somebody. But.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no problem.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a meet and greet and in fact, I don't.

[Adam Devine]

I don't love that either.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But to be fair, they did pay a hundred dollars.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you may touch. You could take.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Take it easy, Blake. Let him.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you should get a little copper. Copper. Little feel.

[Blake Anderson]

You could take Rome if you want.

[Adam Devine]

To take a chunk out of it.

[Blake Anderson]

You can grip me. Go ahead and get a grip.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So I was walking down that road and I will take most of that conversation back at the end of this podcast. But.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Which is fun, but it's good to say it out loud so that someone can clip it and post it.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you know what, Adam? But you're right. But you're right.

[Adam Devine]

It's good to just. You know, I'm just. I just. The man show. I feel like it would not. There's not a world where that'll ever come back. And it just. It really brought me a lot of joy when I was in high school, I think is when it was on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I don't think there'll be something like that with. With like commercials, like. But someone can for sure just start like a YouTube channel that's basically the same thing, and people will be into it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. I just want to party. And maybe that's our spin off podcast.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now we're talking.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Okay, cool.

[Adam Devine]

The dude crew.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe we need to fire that up, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Live from Twin Peaks, this is knockers.

[Adam Devine]

20 middle aged men.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Welcome to. Welcome to Knockers Talk. We talk mostly about knockers.

[Adam Devine]

This is not Knockers Talk. Three dads.

[Blake Anderson]

We still love boobs.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blake, did you see any knockers?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, did I ever, man. Oh, I just about got in a car accident on the way here. Whipped my head around so hard.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And we bring back Flash Fridays from Tom Lycus. It is Flash Friday.

[Adam Devine]

You know, Tom Micus is a neighbor of mine. Fine. I think we talked about this. Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's awesome.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool. That shit's important.

[Kyle Newacheck]

People call them when they called in Dom. No, they call them King or Dad. Dad. No, they call them dad. They call in and be like, hey, dad. And you go, hi, son.

[Adam Devine]

So Tom Lycus was a. Is a shock jock here in Los Angeles.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know how this was the.

[Adam Devine]

Same era where he just Got fired? Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did he? I thought he got like beat up and was like, I guess I'm done.

[Blake Anderson]

He did.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, is that what.

[Blake Anderson]

I think he got hit with a bat outside of a club.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Gee.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but he was very club. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like he would hit with a club outside of a bat. What are we talking here?

[Blake Anderson]

No, got hit with a baseball bat, like, outside of a nightclub.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, he was going to nightclubs. The guy was like, 60s going to nightclubs, Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

He was a player, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, but he was, like, notoriously single and would.

[Blake Anderson]

And he's very rude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Desperate girls looking for, like, a daddy.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God. Oh, yikes.

[Blake Anderson]

He was very rude to you.

[Adam Devine]

You yikes it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He was unreal.

[Blake Anderson]

Now that you. You do have the best Tom. Like, is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Although it got. People were just doing it way better than me, though. So I was like, oh, I didn't realize. This was like a easy, easy impression.

[Blake Anderson]

He's good. He was really good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hello, son.

[Blake Anderson]

Did she have big old breasts?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm gonna come.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you fuck her or dumper? Sometimes you gotta them and dump them. 785.

[Blake Anderson]

Tom, call in, tell us about your horse.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you're like, this is on the radio.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So I take it back about wanting to go back to this, this time because it was a dark time.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a dark time. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Sounds horrific.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a dark time.

[Adam Devine]

Funny. Funny, though.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, a funny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, you just gotta look through a different lens, you know, Prism.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

How far?

[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Adam, are you on the Twin Peaks website?

[Blake Anderson]

He is. We lost him.

[Adam Devine]

No, it's that menu man. No, I clicked on the. I clicked on the link that said it's a restaurant. Is what they're called like Twin Peaks Tilted Kill those types of restaurants.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, points for sure.

[Adam Devine]

Bikini sports bars, restaurants. That is Bombshells Bar and Grill.

[Blake Anderson]

A breastaurant, which is money genius.

[Adam Devine]

And then there's the male variation. And that stopped by males with a similar focus on the service appearance, including tally whackers. You're a monster. Opening in Dallas 2015.

[Blake Anderson]

It's in Dallas.

[Adam Devine]

It was open in May and closed by August. So like a little year and a half later.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They didn't know. They didn't know. Dallas might not be interested in that.

[Adam Devine]

Real man of genius. Maybe not. And then in Japan, there was a place called Macho Meat Shop.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Where brawny men serve food and drinks. Macho meat.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can you imagine working there? That's the documentary.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, how's the food, though?

[Adam Devine]

Well, the thing is, is I feel like most women wouldn't want to eat at like a. Like a meat shop. Like usually.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, gay Dudes. These are all invented for dudes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Dudes are just too horny. I think we're too horny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Or don't. We can't.

[Adam Devine]

We're too horny.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

If you don't want us to want to watch girls jumping on trampolines, we got to figure out a way to get the horny out of us.

[Blake Anderson]

We got to horny how to make men less horny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think the meat. The meat factory or whatever it's called.

[Blake Anderson]

Macho man's meat factory.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. All those guys there working there, they're selling meth. Right. Like, you're. You're also a drug dealer, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Well, no, isn't. No. Gay dudes. Do they do meth or they do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They do meth. You want to see it?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they do meth.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We do. We do. They do poppers.

[Adam Devine]

Isaac immediately wrote poppers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, go down on me.

[Blake Anderson]

Poppers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Isaac couldn't be faster. At better moments.

[Adam Devine]

Poppers. They do poppers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And also, he was syndicated across the country. Oh, that was okay. Okay, great.

[Adam Devine]

Tom Lyus was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The chat's on fire. Isaac's just dumping so much info right now. It's crazy. It's infowars in the chat room with Isaac.

[Kyle Newacheck]

With your bodies right now. Do you guys think you could work at those restaurants or would you be turned around?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, what are the requirements?

[Adam Devine]

Would I be turned around? Like, turned out? Like, what do you mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, sent back out the door? Like, sorry, sir, we're not interested in your body.

[Blake Anderson]

What are the requirements?

[Adam Devine]

I think we're a little long in the tooth. I think I'm a little long.

[Blake Anderson]

A couple places.

[Adam Devine]

You need another four inches. No, you're not. Blake, there's been too many jokes. We know. We know you're not too long.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, but you gotta have the. You gotta have that one guy, like, in Matt, in Magic Mike. Wasn't there, like, the one old guy who was still jacked?

[Adam Devine]

But, I mean, durs. You have a white mustache. I mean, I could barely stand up for more than 10 minutes at a time. My back hurts so much.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I'm good to go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But that's not what I'm talking about.

[Adam Devine]

And you know, Blake might actually be too good to go. A little too good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

G2G.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I'm good to go, baby. G2G.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I would think so. I think you could. I think out of the three of us, Blake is the most ready.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you sit down in the booth? I never mind. To go Into Hooters. It's a good time. The food is excellent.

[Blake Anderson]

Food's great.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Titties are out. But when they sit down in the booth with you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Don't like it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm always like, can you get your weird leggings away? And the band aids over the tattoos.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, they have band aids over tattoos?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can we do this at a distance, please? Yeah. They had to, like, cover their tattoos with, like, band aids back in the day.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know that.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, is that a real bam?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's what I remember.

[Adam Devine]

I did not know.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe that was in the 90s. I think in the 2000s, they started to come around on. On individuality.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure. That's what we're calling it.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam's looking at the Twin Peaks website.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's no doubt in my mind. He's like, appetizers look good.

[Adam Devine]

No hands. Right here. I'm just looking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're not saying.

[Blake Anderson]

We're not saying you're jacking it.

[Adam Devine]

No, if I was looking, I'd be stroll. I'd be scrolling.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You might have a fleshlight situation.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did I tell you guys? I. I did the. I used one of those things that they sent the pure love or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you jerked off in one of those things?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I did.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude. And then I.

[Adam Devine]

How did that go?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, please tell me more.

[Adam Devine]

This is the horniest pod yet.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's just say science has come a long way.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, so you're liking it? You liked it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was a one. No, no, it was a one and done well.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it kind of has to be right, or else. Were you gonna put that in the dishwasher where your kids dishes are?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. What are we talking about?

[Kyle Newacheck]

But that's what you're supposed to do is like, rinse it. You can rinse it in the sink or whatever. But I was just like, this is such a production, you know?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, see, that's the thing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They got to figure it out where. Where it's. It's less of a thing. Like, it's gotta be pre lubricated or something.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not. It doesn't come ready.

[Adam Devine]

What the. Explain what it is. It's.

[Blake Anderson]

Step it out a little.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a. It's like. I mean, people saw it on the. On or saw. If you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, YouTube.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You were like, things.

[Blake Anderson]

You were blowing into it. You were blowing it up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's basically like a flexible rubber whatever, cut type thing with a hole in the middle with a bunch of little nodules in there that.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's Right, that thing. Yeah. With a three different holes and there's like, swirls and shit on the inside.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes. And you gotta, like, Poor Lubin. You gotta use.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Adam's like, sure, but I just was like, they sent it. What am I gonna do? I have it sit here. Let's see what it's all about. You know, it's fine.

[Adam Devine]

I can't not use it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I can't just find.

[Adam Devine]

I can't donate it to Goodwill. What am I gonna do with the Dan.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you could drop it in the, in the, in the Goodwill box. Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, you know, for the pod.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't, I don't necessarily hit record when I'm supposed to.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But if you send me a little thing to. I'm trying it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. A little market research, but, yeah, I.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just, it's like, it's a lot. It's a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you want to, like, tell us more about, like, when you did this? Like what, like, when did you feel like the time was right? Did you say, like, hey, I'm gonna.

[Adam Devine]

The family's away, so daddy shall play. Like was.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. Was it like, daddy's empty, everybody's out.

[Adam Devine]

Empty.

[Blake Anderson]

Empty house. Empty house. You gotta. That's a definitely an empty house to.

[Adam Devine]

Be an empty house situation. Because could you imagine. Oh, God, you Could you imagine someone, One of the kids comes running in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I can't imagine any other scenario.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And, and all of a sudden you got a three pronged or two. Like, I mean, many different holes to in this thing.

[Blake Anderson]

It's science a lot.

[Adam Devine]

I, I, I don't, I don't like those things.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And if your kid walks in and goes, dad, that's a lot. You're like, that's a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, dad, what are you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You just jerk off like a. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

Even if it's, you know, not the kids. What if it's like the wife? Like, I don't know. It's just a lot to walk back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a better case scenario because then you at least come through out there.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what. How do you pad it?

[Adam Devine]

You just, you got time to say, hey. Yeah. Hey.

[Blake Anderson]

What are you in a hurry?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you in a hurry? And she's, and she'll probably go, yeah, just keep doing what you're doing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, keep.

[Kyle Newacheck]

As you were, soldier. She hits you with Lou.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm gonna just keep this the can. She just salutes you real quick and duck of the wor.

[Blake Anderson]

Stand. Stand down, soldier.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What Works for me. She always goes, like, is it for the pod? And I go, yes. And she goes, carry on.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

That's smart. For the pod. We do. We're doing it for the pod.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's for the pod.

[Adam Devine]

That's when we open up our own restaurant.

[Blake Anderson]

It's for the pod.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you want me to do, not open a restaurant for the pod?

[Adam Devine]

Honey, it's for the pod.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a bit.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a. It's a restaurant chain.

[Adam Devine]

It's a restaurant chain. It's above the board.

[Blake Anderson]

Look. It's for the. We're in. We're in Concord. We're in Madison. We're in. Oh, we're in Austin, Pennsylvania. All right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Just trust me on this.

[Adam Devine]

We're in Las Vegas, Tennessee, Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Honey, we're in Long Beach, North Dakota.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why am I there every night? I just want to make sure it runs well.

[Adam Devine]

We're in New York, Arizona, honey.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, honey.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, you're gonna love it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're in Arizona, New Mexico.

[Adam Devine]

We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the. All the restaurant locations.

[Blake Anderson]

Trust me. All right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Boston, Albuquerque, Old Mexico. It's just. These are just places.

[Blake Anderson]

These are just places. These are major metropolitan.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know I haven't been home in two weeks, but I just gotta make sure the place is running well.

[Blake Anderson]

The pressure on isn't gonna run itself. The restaurant, honey, have you looked at the menu? How do you think I put a.

[Adam Devine]

Roof over this house?

[Blake Anderson]

You know what? The other day, you walked in on me a rubber can, and I let it slide.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. We're building out the world. Yeah, that's what.

[Adam Devine]

She's not buying it. You gotta turn. You gotta turn.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Was that for the podcast?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm so hopped up on Five Hour Energy.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I told the story on Kimmel, and Todd watched the clip and was like, I'm surprised you haven't told this story on the podcast. And I'm surprised that I haven't told the story.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Story.

[Blake Anderson]

There's no way this is that Your.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Mom caught you and Are you going to tell the story with the condom? You're going to tell the story?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah, I'll tell it real quick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm going to go take a.

[Adam Devine]

So in high school, my high school girlfriend, she was like, you can't throw. You can't keep that condom here. You can't throw it away at my house. You have to throw it away on your way home or something. So I'm like, okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you guys didn't want to flush it because you thought the plumbing would explode or whatever would.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we're like, the plumbing is going to come back up. It's going to be a whole thing. So I'm like, I'll throw it out on the way home.

[Blake Anderson]

But you can't. You can't flush condoms. Right? That's not a good idea. Correct.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You can, but you can.

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think that's a good idea.

[Kyle Newacheck]

If you're 16, you can.

[Adam Devine]

You're 16 years old. You absolutely can. If your own house.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Somebody help me. I get. I give a pass to anybody living in their parents home. You're allowed to flush condoms as soon as you're on your own.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, eventually that's going to come back to haunt you until all of a.

[Adam Devine]

Sudden it floats back up, it gets stuck, and then you get caught. So she was right in saying that's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Part of the fun of the game.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

She was like, not a game.

[Adam Devine]

It's not a game. It's my life. It's a gang.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then you go, mom, it's for the podcast, Mom.

[Adam Devine]

She's like, oh, okay. For the podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. So you have a used condom.

[Adam Devine]

We're speaking used condom.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Tied in a knot. I put it in my backpack in the pencil pouch. And then I go home. I forget to throw it away on the way home. I get home, I'm start to look for the condom. I can't remember exactly where I put it. I open up all the zippers. I'm like, where is it, where is it, where is it? Nature calls. I have to use the bathroom real quick.

[Blake Anderson]

Got it.

[Adam Devine]

I quickly go to use the bathroom.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Nature, nature, nature, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I hear my parents come home with my little dog, Maggie. All of a sudden I hear the dog, Maggie with the little bells. She had little bells around her collar just jingling and jangling. And then I'm back in my room looking for the condom. The bells are jingling and jangling. I hear my mom say, maggie, what you got there? What you got there, Maggie? And she was like, oh, my God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

God, Adam. Right?

[Adam Devine]

And she marches down the hallway. I'm like, oh, no. And she's holding the condom. It's been bitten now it's oozing out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you mean? You're like, oh, no, you already knew?

[Adam Devine]

I knew something was up. Yeah, because I can't find it.

[Blake Anderson]

You're putting it all together.

[Adam Devine]

And all of a sudden I hear her, Adam. And I hear her say, what you got Goofy. She marks down the. It wasn't goofy, dude. The dog had bitten. So it's oozing the. My jizz is oozing down.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God.

[Adam Devine]

And the dog is jumping up to, like, lap it up.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

And my mom is goes, what is this? What is this? And I go, that's not mine. And she's like, oh, so it's your father's. You're blaming your father? And I'm like, no, mine wasn't yellow because it was banana flavored. She was like, mine wasn't yellow like a banana. Mine was red like an apple.

[Blake Anderson]

That shit's important.

[Adam Devine]

Like, what the. Dude? And then she went. And then she went into the laundry room and cried. And I had to go down there. And I'm like, I'm sorry.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, she's still holding it.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

You're not my little boy anymore. You're not my little boy anymore.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's right, mama.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And I told that story on Kimmel minus the jizz.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm like, you know, slopping out.

[Adam Devine]

I cleaned it up a little bit for. For tv, but. But yes, you know, so we do have some stories in. In our deep back brain that we haven't told on the podcast yet.

[Blake Anderson]

Crazy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So I got one question. Where are we buying banana flavored condoms? Is this, like, bathroom vending machine?

[Adam Devine]

It was just the grocery store.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Grocery store?

[Adam Devine]

I think it was the grocery store. Yeah. Durex, I think.

[Blake Anderson]

What about. Didn't you go to plant? What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

They sell banana flavored condoms at the grocery store?

[Adam Devine]

I think so.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I changed my grocery store.

[Blake Anderson]

What about Planned Parenthood? And they had, like, that bowl. They had, like, the bowl of, like, free condom. You could just go fill your backpack.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, that wasn't me. That wasn't me, man. I bought a pack of them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You go into a lot of Planned.

[Blake Anderson]

Parents, have Planned Parenthood?

[Adam Devine]

We did. We did. We had a plan.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blake would go with all the girls who got pregnant as, like, their friend.

[Blake Anderson]

Good luck. What is that? What if I did? That seems hella supportive, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know. I'm not. When did I say when I say that was a bad thing?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, the way you said it was like, Blake would do this. Like, yeah, maybe I did. Maybe I was a really supportive, good friend.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Maybe you heard it that way. But the way that he would cover. The way he would cover was he'd go back to his boys and be like, I went and got all these condoms. Like, that's how you made it, like, masculine and Cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Whatever, bro. See, you were taking a dig at it. Adam said his computer's about to die. We're really. We're really running the. The red light today.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Tell me more about this grab bowl at Planned Parenthood.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you ever go to Planned Parenthood as a youngster?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think so.

[Blake Anderson]

You never stepped foot?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think so.

[Blake Anderson]

It was such a great resource.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure. I think that they. They do a lot of wonderful things. I just never planned for Parenthood.

[Blake Anderson]

They give you. They give you free condoms, and that's what the. Is up, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Points.

[Kyle Newacheck]

See, that's the COVID That's the COVID What you think I was in there to, like, be supportive, bro? Look at these. I got Magnum XLs, homie.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, they would hook it up. They were cool like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What flavors, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I feel like cherry banana definitely was one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And did it taste like bananas?

[Blake Anderson]

I actually. And this is honest.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yo, Blake, what are you chewing on?

[Blake Anderson]

I never.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What are you chewing on? What you got there? What you got there, Blake?

[Blake Anderson]

Remember in Coneheads, he would chew condoms as. As bubblegum?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't remember that.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you watch the Coneheads movie?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think I ever saw Cone Heads. I've only seen the trailer. Oh, goodbye.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, that movie is. Is really good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think I can tell the trailer beat for beat, but I don't know if I ever saw the movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Chris Farley's awesome in it. He's got an underrated role, but the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

End of older sister from Dazing infused, and she's awesome.

[Blake Anderson]

Is she the daughter in. Yeah, in Conehead, she's actually, like, super hot. And Conehead.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Oh, striking.

[Blake Anderson]

Even with the cone head, she's, like, beautiful.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Adam Devine]

The Bernet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

From Dazing and few just. And she's a diver.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it not Alyssa Milano?

[Adam Devine]

No, that is not Alyssa Milano.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, you wish, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

She's super beautiful.

[Adam Devine]

Alyssa Milano was my chain.

[Blake Anderson]

And then the. But the end of Coneheads, the movie, like, the final act is crazy because they go to their home planet. It gets wild. There's claymation. I'll say that. I won't spoil it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you want to be more vague or let us into what the you're talking about?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I want you guys to watch it. If you've never seen Cone Heads, it's a great, great film.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I've seen Coneheads.

[Blake Anderson]

Ders has never seen it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think I've ever seen it. Oh, really?

[Adam Devine]

Loose butthole. Yeah, it's great.

[Blake Anderson]

Worth a watch. It has really. It's really funny. It's very good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Dan Aykroyd.

[Blake Anderson]

Dan Aykroyd Slays. We come from France.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, Michelle Burke. I'm on the I.M.D.B. thank you, Todd.

[Blake Anderson]

Michelle Burke. She's the daughter.

[Kyle Newacheck]

She's the daughter. The teenage daughter.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow. She's so beautiful in coned. Look at her and her.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, and in just life.

[Blake Anderson]

I. But like, I just am remembering these outfits. Something about that cone gets me. It's science.

[Adam Devine]

Something about that cone got you going.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's something about that long dick on top of their head that gets quite going. I wouldn't mind taking that to paranoid.

[Blake Anderson]

She also. I'll take it. Okay. Okay. I got you, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It is genius.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Blake Anderson]

She wore a lot of chokers. I think I. I think I was a sucker for, like, chokers. I think when I was a youngster, like a teenage boy, I thought chokers were super hot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I think that just hot girls wore them when we were young and maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that was kind of a 90s thing.

[Adam Devine]

In the 90s, I think there's plenty.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Of girls who could put a choker on and make you go, yeah, they're not that hot. Poor bag.

[Adam Devine]

They're fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

She's got one on.

[Blake Anderson]

But grandma, well, she rocked.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why don't. Why don't girls. And maybe I'm throwing this out there. And if you're a female listener or a male listener and this floats your boat, give it a shot. Instead of wearing a choker on your neck, maybe like around the thigh, like, if you're rocking some shorts.

[Adam Devine]

I think that's a garter.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a garter.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I'm saying you take a choker and you just put it on your leg. You just got like one.

[Blake Anderson]

So it's like.

[Adam Devine]

Well, then you got some really tiny ass legs, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

It's science.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, they stretch. They're plastic. They're not fixed thing.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I think that could be a look and slide into Blake's DMS and send him pictures of your legs with a choker on the thigh.

[Blake Anderson]

People have been sliding. By the way, you said slide into my DMs about, like, Tourette's the other day, and I have all these weird Tourette's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, so Tourette's is weird.

[Adam Devine]

Why is it. It's weird.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Interesting. Thank you, Adam. Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Hang on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So no, I. I'm saying, do you also like titties?

[Blake Anderson]

I have explanations.

[Adam Devine]

What? And you're telling me you like titties on tramp what are what kind of human. Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm not saying Tourette's are weird. I'm like, I have all these explanations for some weird Tourette's subject that I don't know about. I'm not saying Tourette's are weird.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you famously do not absorb knowledge, so you can't even repeat what they are.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't. I, I skim it. I skim it. You're not actually trying to gain knowledge. Kidding me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't. Do not. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Do not. Do not come.

[Blake Anderson]

Never would never have. Do not come.

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[Blake Anderson]

Oh, are you guys watching? It's probably over by now. Now that we're this far ahead. Do you guys watch White Lotus?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Haven't watched this season.

[Adam Devine]

Can I just say I'm so mad that they had. I like Mike White a lot. I think he, he's a great creator. I, I, I love his stuff. Yeah, I liked Enlightened. I like White Lotus. I really like White Lotus. And, you know, I've liked a lot of his stuff. The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the dumbest decision, because everyone loved the theme song.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Listen, I. I know where you're coming from, but let's go back. Let's go in the wayback machine real quick.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cosby Show. Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no. Too far, too far, too far, too far.

[Adam Devine]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Cosby Show.

[Adam Devine]

No, we can't. We can't go in the way back.

[Blake Anderson]

No dirt.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Quintessential theme song. Quintessential theme song that evolved over time, seasons to seasons.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's the thing about Bill Cosby. He evolved.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And the later ones were off the chain, dude, where everybody was in, like, the bright colors, dancing around, and then they did the hands like this, and it was like, boop. And he was like, wake up. I just poisoned.

[Adam Devine]

Shut up, bitch.

[Blake Anderson]

You can't. You can't. You can't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I loved the. The later seasons. Cosby theme was a fucking jam that I cannot believe hasn't been sampled.

[Blake Anderson]

I think there's a reason. I don't think you touch anything.

[Adam Devine]

Well, okay. So sorry, I. I was doing a bit bit where I was in a wayback machine and I kind of missed that you were. You were talking about the Cosby show. Because I. I did this whole bit on. I was being transported to a way back machine.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We saw. Yeah, no, we saw.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't want to go that far back.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, did they do that at the gate, like, starting the first.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, the original Cosby was like. But then it, like, evolved.

[Adam Devine]

You're way older than us, so you remember these things.

[Blake Anderson]

You also worship Bill Cosby. You worship him.

[Adam Devine]

You, everything he does, you love and appreciate and copy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm gonna post steel. I don't copy it. I'm pissed. Now I gotta post that later season's Cosby theme just to see what happens.

[Blake Anderson]

No dirt. There's gonna post Tom Lykis. Bill Cosby.

[Adam Devine]

Durs is gonna start a sleepy time restaurant.

[Blake Anderson]

Not good. Not good. Not good.

[Adam Devine]

Sleepy time, bro. You know what?

[Kyle Newacheck]

If you're full, lay down over here. Take a nap.

[Blake Anderson]

Allegedly. Not good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why is there wing sauce on my fly?

[Adam Devine]

Hey, dude, it's. It's not my. It's. I'm not the one starting it. You're not starting it. Yours is the one.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm pissed you guys don't watch White Lotus because there's some. Some funny stuff that's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I do. I just Want to be able to blaze.

[Adam Devine]

I'm watching it. Yeah. The brothers are jerking each other off. Off. The brothers are jerking each other off. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So the brothers are.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's so gross. It's so weird, so strange.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thanks for that. Spoiler alert.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you gotta get on it, brother.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I. Yeah, for some reason I'm like, not as interested, but I just.

[Adam Devine]

This season has been.

[Blake Anderson]

It's been slow.

[Adam Devine]

It's a slow burn to get there. I feel like other seasons it was.

[Blake Anderson]

Better, quick, a little more captivating.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here's the shocker for me, the marketing. You can't escape this show. And then the other day I saw a headline that was like, it's gotten its all time highest ratings. And I was like, oh, shit. So everyone is watching this. Four million people are watching this.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it real? Which in the grand scheme is not a huge number.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I thought it would be like 10 million, but like, what?

[Adam Devine]

No, we used to get at our peak workholics was three million.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think we ever got to three.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we did. Season what, two? Or season. Or the beginning of season three.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Everyone slide into Adam's DMS with those.

[Adam Devine]

Season two. Isaac's dead.

[Blake Anderson]

What did American Idol get? American Idol would get like 10 million over. Over that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Back in the day.

[Adam Devine]

That's a big network. Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That was like, still not many. Yeah. 25 million.

[Blake Anderson]

25 million. That's insane.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a good show.

[Blake Anderson]

But that was also real appointment television right there. There. If you miss the Idol, you're.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And it was on twice a week. It was on like Wednesday and Thursday. That show. Genius. Genius.

[Adam Devine]

It was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You had to watch it twice a week. Awesome.

[Adam Devine]

So. But to go back.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, let's get back to. Let's get back to the Lotus.

[Adam Devine]

To get back to your. No, to your life hero, Bill Cosby. They take money. Butthole. They changed after season one to a new theme song. Or did they do multiple seasons?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, because the kids were getting older, so they had to like redo the theme songs. And they're like, well, let's just update the music. Music. So, like, the music would stay similar. Oh, my God, Todd, I know. You're a musician. He's like, it's a variation on the melody. That's what I'm saying. But like, it evolved into something that would be like almost not recognizably the same thing. And it got doper.

[Adam Devine]

So that makes more sense than what the White Lotus is doing because it's not the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it totally different, isn't it?

[Blake Anderson]

Still, there's to it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's by the same person. Well, sorry. Blake's saying there's a lot of to it.

[Blake Anderson]

There is some.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's no.

[Adam Devine]

Not.

[Blake Anderson]

There is a little.

[Adam Devine]

There's no. I watch it, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

I do, too, but.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but you don't retain information.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Damn it. He got you.

[Adam Devine]

You. You don't retain any knowledge.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He retains music.

[Blake Anderson]

If you listen to it, it goes like it does. It has. It has vocal. I don't know if I.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Seven variations of the Cosby.

[Blake Anderson]

White loaded this season.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't search.

[Adam Devine]

Jeez. Why you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there you go. Are you ready? You want to hear it?

[Adam Devine]

So let's play. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is.

[Adam Devine]

This. This is the new one.

[Blake Anderson]

See, it's kind of going like this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sounds like a song I've heard before. She got a booty.

[Blake Anderson]

Are we allowed to play this movie?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's just like a. That just sounds like a. Someone's going to sample that.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, well.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Yeah. So not as good, right? So season one. Play. Play the last season or one or two.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Season.

[Adam Devine]

And you're gonna hear the banger. Like.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, see, we're saying season one or season two, whichever.

[Adam Devine]

They're.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's the same.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Exact same.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You. We retained that. It's the same.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, yes. We retained information and knowledge and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And, Blake, you do that. I'm gonna search Cosby dump theme songs.

[Blake Anderson]

It's kind of the same. Kind of. Yeah, it's very similar. Very similar. Season two might be a different song, too.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, let's try it. Season two.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can you guys hear my playing or. No?

[Blake Anderson]

No, we're not sharing your audio.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I got all the Cosby theme songs here. Don't.

[Blake Anderson]

This is season two. Very different.

[Adam Devine]

Is it? Oh, yeah, you're right. But then it goes into. Oh, you're right. It is. I thought it was the same one and two. I'm off baser.

[Blake Anderson]

No, season one was the.

[Adam Devine]

The banger, but they had season two. They still had, though.

[Blake Anderson]

I think to season three, you listen long enough and go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And season five of her Cosby show banger.

[Blake Anderson]

Stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hold up. It's so good. Well, yeah, I might make it my ringtone.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say in watching without. Without. Spoiler alerting for you, Ders, about the new season of White Lotus.

[Adam Devine]

The brothers jerk each other.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You guys go ahead and then give me a high sign.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I wasn't doing. But I was looking at Walton Goggins with his shirt off, and I had a thought. Adam and you may want to text your boy Walton.

[Adam Devine]

We're talking about Walton Goggins without his shirt on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, he's jacked.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I know his next big move. Move. I think he should play Iggy Pop. He is. Is he?

[Adam Devine]

No. I don't know, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Izzy Pop.

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

He would be the sickest. Like, I think that would be a super sick wiry.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, do some about, like, Iggy and the Stooges.

[Adam Devine]

Well, the weird thing is Walton was like. He's like, yeah, man. Wow. Yeah. So he's like, do you watch the show, Adam? Do you watch the show? And I'm like, I do. And he's like, I don't want to spoil it for you, but I will say that it was a dark time, man. It was a dark time. I'm like, yeah, okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

For him. Filming.

[Blake Anderson]

For.

[Adam Devine]

Filming for everybody.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And.

[Adam Devine]

And he was like, we all became our characters. Okey dokey. Yeah, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, what are you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

You do a good impression as well.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Isn't he known for becoming his characters? Isn't he generally a method actor?

[Adam Devine]

I get kind of. I mean, he's not Baby Billy Unc. When he's not shooting. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let down.

[Adam Devine]

He said it was. They all became their characters, and now I'm finding out that the brothers are.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Jerking each other off.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, what is. What was he trying to tell me, man?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow, dude. So that's what he was doing. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Huh.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He was trying to tell you privately they were jacking each other off.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, maybe. I. I don't know. I don't know. Allegedly, he did. He did say that. Ex. Besides Patrick Schwarzenegger. So allegedly he was one of the bro getting jerked off. So maybe he was, like, trying to protect him. He's like, we all were exactly ourselves or we all were our characters.

[Blake Anderson]

That's.

[Adam Devine]

Except for the brothers, who are jerking each other off.

[Blake Anderson]

That is a really funny show to. To say that about.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And I'm like. And now I was like, okay. And not. This was, like, you know, months ago when we were shooting Righteous Gemstones. And now after seeing the show, I'm like, what the was he talking about, dude? Allegedly. And I think think Walton's character is, like, gonna. I mean, I haven't seen the newest episode. He's gonna, like, go do a hit in. In Bangkok. He might, like, try to kill a man. I'm like, what was going on in your. Your mind, dude? What was going on in your mind?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. So I like the idea that, you know how Austin Butler, like, couldn't shake the accent of Elvis after he filmed it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That, like, these guys are just like. I jacked off another guy. I just can't shake it, you know? I just.

[Adam Devine]

I just.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So deep. Just. Just yesterday, I jacked a guy off.

[Blake Anderson]

I found myself at a. At a macho's meat market just looking for hard, bro. I don't know what to do, but I'm stuck in character, brother. I'm really stuck in character.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm trying to come a long way. Hey, that didn't really work.

[Adam Devine]

I liked it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely. Okay, well, I can't wait to watch it.

[Adam Devine]

Well, don't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

It's. It's a slow one. It's a slow one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's a couple shows that I need to just jump into.

[Adam Devine]

I. I watched Reacher season three.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, hell yeah. Reach around.

[Adam Devine]

Not good. No, really bad.

[Blake Anderson]

You're off of that.

[Adam Devine]

And I like the first two seasons.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's what I. I did hear. It fell off hard is what I.

[Adam Devine]

I like the first two seasons this season. I mean, like, they. They just. They made some strange choices, and it's.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I get a lot of Instagram about the guy who's, like, bigger than Reacher.

[Blake Anderson]

There's another big dude, and that's like a big.

[Adam Devine]

Way bigger than Reacher.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, because he's like, nine. No, he's like a bodybuilder who's, like, enormously tall and has, like, three drunk arms. But, yeah, like, I go, so that's. The storyline is that there's a bigger guy.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool. That's like wwe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You think you're big. I'm bigger. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And I love Reacher, so I'm hoping season four, they. They. They turn it around because I was. I was disappointed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A reach around. Like, we call that a reach around.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'd like to reach around. Yes. Points on the White Lotus.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Have they punched fists yet? Where, like, the fists hit each other and they just, like, real recognize real each other for a second.

[Blake Anderson]

That'd be cool as hell.

[Adam Devine]

Not yet. No, they haven't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's see if they reach around.

[Adam Devine]

Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams, boys?

[Blake Anderson]

Let's see here.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's a. I. I want to slam you guys from Zero Appreciation of the Cosby theme song.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's still.

[Adam Devine]

I kind of don't remember it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It still slaps.

[Adam Devine]

I kind of don't remember it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'll send you guys a link.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Please, please, please slide into DMS with Any links that you want, next time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You'Re out at a restaurant, play it.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not super familiar with Mr. Other Than Ghost Dad. I don't, I, I don't know much of his work outside of that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This, this checks out.

[Adam Devine]

You didn't watch Cosby Show. You only watched Ghost Dad.

[Blake Anderson]

I did watch Ghost Dad. That's a really good.

[Adam Devine]

But you didn't watch Cosby Show.

[Blake Anderson]

Not really, no. I never really.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, like, Rudy does nothing for you?

[Adam Devine]

Rudy Huxtable.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Theo Huxtable, one of the greatest characters in TV history.

[Adam Devine]

Adam Sandler's first. First time gracing our screens.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Dude, I'm sure it's young Raven Simone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just crushing.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm aware that it was, you know, appointment television, but I didn't, I did not watch a lot of Cosby Show.

[Adam Devine]

I did not. And that's why you are the way you are.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe I should. Yeah, maybe. Maybe that's why, you know, I am me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you guys ever see those Creed movies where, like, Felicia Rashad is in the Creed movies and plays like the mom?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know who that is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I did watch the mom from Cosby Show.

[Adam Devine]

Okie dokie.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And she's in the Creed movies and she elevates the, like her on camera. Camera. You just sit up a little straighter. You're like, oh, yeah, she's unreal.

[Adam Devine]

You don't want to get on. Be on her bad side. No, you don't.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta check that out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You say once you straighten me out.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams. I, I, I, I, I. Can I start this one off? Because I would like to. We already started this one off.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I already started it out, but go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, did you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I did an epic slam on you guys for not being down with Cosby. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's right. That's right. I' that's just a regular part of the podcast. It didn't hit home. Okay, I would like. And it's not a total take back because I do stand by what I said by guys just inherently liking women jumping on trampolines.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A soft takeback.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect.

[Adam Devine]

That is a cool thing. I would like that we can acknowledge that again and not feel ashamed by our carnal desire. Your boobs are huge. And I stand by that. We did go in a little hard and we went in a little deep, and for that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hard and deep. This is your. This is your take back.

[Adam Devine]

I wish there was a points there. That gives me no points.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know if you did it on purpose. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points went a little hard, went a little girthy. But I, I, I hope that doesn't turn off any. Anyone, because, you know, I'm, I'm for.

[Blake Anderson]

They're not turned off. They're turned on, brother.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think you turned on more people than you turned off, pal.

[Adam Devine]

Well, good. Good. I hope so.

[Blake Anderson]

And I would like to take back the decision to go bankrupt just for, for Hooters. I'm not worried. I just want Hooters back. Okay. I'm really sad that Hooters isn't in California.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know what? I, I don't mind that they're gone. If Twin Peaks would just open up a damn restaurant in the LA county.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be beautiful in, in a.

[Adam Devine]

City that anyone has ever heard of.

[Kyle Newacheck]

In a city. That's actually what it is.

[Blake Anderson]

I think there might be one in San Bernardino. And I'm willing to go with you guys out that way to just, you know, market research.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I can't think of a better reason.

[Blake Anderson]

That's F and G. I, I don't.

[Adam Devine]

Know why I know about this place. I've seen, I've seen them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've never seen it or heard it.

[Adam Devine]

Must have been in Kansas City or something because I, I have family there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Live pod from Twin Peaks.

[Adam Devine]

The Twin Peaks.

[Blake Anderson]

Every Twin Peaks. I'm down to go on a nationwide tour.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's our next tour.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a great call. Every Twin Peaks.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be incredible.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey, we're coming to your town. Concord. Nope, not that conquered. We're coming to someone else's town.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The most confusing tour in the world.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, your boobs are huge. We'll see you in Bozeman. In Montana. Nope. Louisiana.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wouldn't that be easy? Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

See you in New Orleans. Oh, Louisiana. Nope.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

Utah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

All this being said, Twin Peaks. Send Blake some of your sauces and let's get out there.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Absolutely, boss.

[Adam Devine]

Boss.

[Blake Anderson]

And Hooters Never say die.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We stand with Big Beef Meat Mans of Dallas.

[Adam Devine]

Macho meat Rip.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sorry to hear about all this.

[Blake Anderson]

That I'm also down to try their sauce.

[Adam Devine]

And that was another episode of.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, boy.

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[Blake Anderson]

You mean the bean bag chair?

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

Are you still quoting 30 year old movies?

[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Days?

[Blake Anderson]

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