Podcast Summary: "Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants!"

Introduction to the Topic ([02:10] - [02:34])

In this episode of This Is Important, hosted by Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck, the trio delves into the nostalgic and somewhat controversial topic of "breastaurants." The hosts express their earnest desire to revive establishments like Hooters, which have recently faced financial hardships.

The Decline of Hooters and the Rise of Competitors ([10:16] - [14:30])

Adam initiates the conversation by lamenting the bankruptcy of Hooters, stating, “Can you believe it?” ([10:16]). The discussion quickly shifts to alternative venues that have emerged to fill the void left by Hooters, such as Twin Peaks and Tilted Kilt. Kyle humorously suggests, “Welcome to Cooters. Just like super tight wrapped Saran wrap coochie shorts” ([10:33]), highlighting the attempts to create male-centric breastaurants.

Blake adds, “There's Twin Peaks. There's also a place called the Tilted Kilt” ([11:12]), emphasizing the competitive landscape. The hosts agree that Florida seems to be leading the charge in embracing these establishments, with Adam noting, “They got that bar backstage. It’s a good time” ([07:47]).

Planning Their Own Breastaurant ([34:24] - [64:34])

The conversation takes a strategic turn as the hosts brainstorm the idea of launching their own breastaurant chain. Adam proposes, “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations” ([34:27]). They humorously outline potential locations, including Las Vegas, New York, Arizona, and even playful mentions like “Concord Mills Boulevard” ([12:37]).

Blake enthusiastically supports the idea, saying, “Trust me. All right?” ([35:19]), while Kyle adds logistical humor, “We stand with Big Beef Meat Mans of Dallas” ([64:32]). The trio envisions a nationwide tour, joking about the unique challenges and comedic scenarios that might arise from managing such establishments.

Humorous Banter and Personal Anecdotes ([16:14] - [35:32])

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in light-hearted and often raunchy humor. They share personal stories, such as Adam recounting a high school mishap involving a condom and his dog, Maggie: “And then I hear her say, ‘Maggie, what you got there?’ And she was like, ‘Oh, my God’” ([38:10]). These anecdotes serve to entertain and showcase their chemistry.

Kyle and Blake contribute with their own tales and jokes, maintaining a lively and comedic atmosphere. For instance, Blake jokes about using a choker as a leg accessory: “People have been sliding. By the way, you said slide into my DMs about, like, Tourette's the other day” ([44:54]).

Critique of Modern Media and Nostalgia for Classic Shows ([47:38] - [60:36])

The hosts also touch upon their thoughts on contemporary television shows, particularly critiquing the latest season of White Lotus. Adam expresses disappointment with changes in the show's theme song, stating, “The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the dumbest decision” ([48:20]). They compare it humorously to nostalgic shows like The Cosby Show, with Kyle lamenting, “There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s like, wake up. I just poisoned” ([48:49]).

Blake and Kyle engage in playful debates about classic TV characters and theme songs, further emphasizing their penchant for blending humor with cultural commentary.

Conclusion and Future Plans ([64:03] - [64:34])

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reaffirm their commitment to reviving the breastaurant concept. Blake concludes with enthusiasm, “Absolutely. Absolutely, boss” ([64:26]), and Adam adds, “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations” ([34:27]). The episode ends on a high note with the trio excited about the prospects of their new venture, promising listeners more comedic content in future episodes.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine ([10:16]): “Can you believe it?”
• Kyle Newacheck ([10:33]): “Welcome to Cooters. Just like super tight wrapped Saran wrap coochie shorts.”
• Adam Devine ([34:27]): “We're in all the major, major cities. We're gonna go on a tour of all the restaurant locations.”
• Blake Anderson ([35:19]): “Trust me. All right?”
• Adam Devine ([38:10]): “And then I hear her say, ‘Maggie, what you got there?’ And she was like, ‘Oh, my God’.”
• Adam Devine ([48:20]): “The decision to change the theme song between season two and season three was the dumbest decision.”
• Kyle Newacheck ([48:49]): “There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s like, wake up. I just poisoned.”

Conclusion

Ep 244: Bring Back Breastaurants! is a blend of humor, nostalgia, and entrepreneurial spirit as Adam, Blake, and Kyle navigate the decline of iconic establishments like Hooters and entertain the idea of launching their own version. Through engaging banter, personal stories, and cultural critiques, the episode offers listeners both laughs and a glimpse into the hosts' creative aspirations.