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Unknown
Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's obviously most crucially integral to the fabric of our very nature. Today we talk about the dick is.
Adam Devine
What gets the most love in the shower.
Unknown
Look at all these pubes. It is weird.
Blake Anderson
You don't want your dick like the renegade of funk out there.
Unknown
Here we Go start your engines. Everybody's coming. You know, I will say I did watch the pilot of that show. Heaven felt the urge to go back.
Blake Anderson
Oh, shots fired.
Unknown
I know this is going to sound bad.
Adam Devine
Okay. All right. Leaning in.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Unknown
I followed her on Instagram, hoping for more. Kind of.
Adam Devine
God damn. And I have a nine inch penis.
Unknown
Yeah, whatever. We call those ticks. She doesn't really post that many of them. Yeah, I want the ticks.
Adam Devine
You came for the ticks.
Unknown
Am I a bad guy for wanting the ticks?
Blake Anderson
Show us your ticks.
Adam Devine
Show us your ticks. Show us your ticks.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Unknown
Points, Blake. Thank you for taking all the heat on that one.
Blake Anderson
There you go, bud.
Unknown
Yeah. Blake wants you to show us your ticks.
Adam Devine
I would love to see her ticks.
Unknown
How does she not. That's good merch for her, by the way.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
To make those shirts. Show me your ticks.
Blake Anderson
We're the guys.
Adam Devine
Show us your ticks. That's actually a great idea. Yeah. I think she's doing herself a disservice. You know what she's trying to do? She's like, I'm not my disease. I am a person.
Unknown
Right. She doesn't want to be the face.
Blake Anderson
Of it is a bagel.
Adam Devine
But, you know, you got to lean into what makes you special. It's a. That's. That's why you got the show.
Blake Anderson
That's what got you the show.
Adam Devine
Like, I. I won't shut up about how I jerked so hard that my toe fell off. So allegedly, you know, we lean into what makes us different and what makes us special.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that does make you special.
Adam Devine
It does. What is the thing that makes you special, Blake?
Unknown
Oh, boy.
Blake Anderson
Drop your pants and show them what makes me special. Yeah, I mean, I'm. I'm a. What do you mean? I'm a one of a kind person.
Adam Devine
Well, anyone could say that. Yeah, but what. I was hit by the cement truck, so that's what I overcame in order to fulfill my destiny of being A, maybe B, maybe C level actor.
Blake Anderson
Oh, come on. You're saying C, you're definitely B. High B to me.
Adam Devine
Okay, high Bs. High B. So I'll take it.
Blake Anderson
I think you're kissing a little kiss.
Unknown
That's how he got where he is.
Adam Devine
Tight when he butthole.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. That's how we got right where he is.
Adam Devine
Do little kisses.
Ryan Seacrest
Yes.
Adam Devine
Points.
Blake Anderson
What? I don't know what makes me special. I think it's just, you know, just my outstanding personality and probably my hair. My hair.
Adam Devine
God damn it. Took you that Long to loop around your hair. And that's why you won't shave it. That's why you won't shave it.
Blake Anderson
Well, and. Because I don't want to. I like having long hair. I like being a renegade of funk.
Adam Devine
All right, okay, okay. Very specific. All right, all right.
Unknown
I love that.
Blake Anderson
Just so sick of it. So you.
Adam Devine
You know, none of the guys in Rage against the Machine who created the song Renegade a Funk have long hair. They're all. They're like, bald and shit. That's life.
Unknown
What do you mean? Now they are.
Blake Anderson
Well, that's okay.
Unknown
Yeah, but he had dreadlocks when. Yeah, he had some dreads, Rocha. He had dreads, right?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, he had some dreads.
Adam Devine
Yeah, he did. He did.
Unknown
And do we think that that's like a. Now that we say it out loud, like renegade a funk?
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Unknown
Do you think that's a cool thing to say? I'm a renegade of funk?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I think so.
Adam Devine
Yeah. I mean, because is funk that it's fun, it's funky.
Blake Anderson
Funk is the rawest. It's a raw expression. Funk is sick, dude.
Adam Devine
I think it is sick. I don't think they're renegades, though. I don't think it's. They're not like.
Blake Anderson
Okay, yes, they are.
Unknown
Rage is a renegade of funk.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, but you know who else is, Clinton? Rick James. Okay.
Unknown
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Rick James. That's a renegade of funk. He's pretty.
Adam Devine
No, no, he was a rapist. That's different.
Blake Anderson
No, he wasn't. What?
Adam Devine
Rick James. He kept that woman in his basement locked up. What was like, beating her?
Unknown
And allegedly, this is Ways to me.
Blake Anderson
Look, that might have been. Story. Look, that might have been. That might have been during, like, a cocaine incident. Now that you say. I'm starting to kind of remember that.
Adam Devine
So you're saying it did. It's not real. If it happened during a cocaine incident.
Blake Anderson
No. Yeah, you. Now. I'm actually kind of remembering that.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
I thought Rick James just, like, bought a house up in Buffalo, New York, where he grew up and his mom lived there, and, like, they just kicked it and rode horses.
Adam Devine
No, no, no, no. He had, like, a sex cave woman who says Rick James raped her. 1979 Sousa State.
Blake Anderson
Okay, okay, okay.
Unknown
And Blake, that's your favorite musician.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
Okay, so this is. You're. You're saying how cool he is and how much you look up to him.
Unknown
I'm pissed now.
Blake Anderson
Okay. All right. I. I had. You know, this isn't the.
Adam Devine
This isn't the one even I was thinking of. I Was thinking the one he like. Yeah. Where he tied a woman to a chair, burned her with a hot crack pipe and forced her to perform sex ass during a cocaine binge at his West Hollywood home.
Unknown
That was the seventies.
Adam Devine
Well, this was 1991. This was 1991.
Unknown
That. Okay, okay, that's different.
Adam Devine
He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James Hotel room.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
And then served more than two years in prison.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Blake's hero.
Blake Anderson
Lake hero. All right. And I, you know what? And I kind of forgot about him outside of the music.
Unknown
Any takebacks?
Adam Devine
I will say he was a renegade. He was. That's a legit definition.
Blake Anderson
Too far. He's too far into renegade. He's much too far.
Unknown
Sounds like he's Rena straight.
Blake Anderson
Also, I am recalling that Renegade a funk is actually a cover of Assault song. It was not written by Rude.
Unknown
Oh, the plot thickens.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Unknown
Like the Much like the rope around this poor one's wrist.
Adam Devine
I did not know that. And that's cool that you do you learn this stuff when you play foosball with, with those guys.
Blake Anderson
No, I, I, I recall maybe that album being a few covers. Right.
Unknown
Oh, that's interesting.
Blake Anderson
I don't know. I don't know. The album is a cover album. See that? I knew it.
Adam Devine
The album is a cover. The whole album.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
Rage against the Machine.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Their album with all the hits.
Blake Anderson
No, that doesn't have all the hits.
Unknown
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Renegade Funk came much later. Wow.
Blake Anderson
Dude.
Adam Devine
I feel like it does have several hits.
Blake Anderson
It does.
Adam Devine
Have you guys watched the Chuck Berry porno?
Blake Anderson
What? What the.
Unknown
Adam.
Blake Anderson
I love it.
Adam Devine
You guys tuned into this?
Blake Anderson
What is that? What is that?
Unknown
Who showed you that car Cherry show you that one?
Adam Devine
Well, no, I, if you. I was thinking like he had to have had a porno out, out and about. But no, Chuck Berry had a porno out.
Unknown
A sex tape or a porno?
Adam Devine
A sex tape. A sex tape.
Unknown
Okay, all right. That's different.
Adam Devine
Why is that different?
Unknown
Well, cuz a porno is a production. A sex tape is recorded sex.
Adam Devine
Oh, but it's crazy, dude. He's like, it's these poor women are hookers. And then he's, he's going like he just starts peeing in their mouths. And he's like, yeah, you like that? You like that?
Unknown
You lose Johnny be bad.
Adam Devine
He's making her like eat his ass while he's also pissing on her. I'm pissed now. And then he says something like, like he, that. Oh, Then he farts in her mouth. And then I'm pissed. Now he laughs and goes, what are you.
Unknown
What website are you on?
Blake Anderson
How long did you watch this for? You turn that off?
Adam Devine
30 minutes. And just 20 or 30 minutes. This is bad. No, it was just like a. Of little clips. And then he goes, you like that? I love doing that.
Blake Anderson
Gotcha.
Adam Devine
It's wild, dude. These. These old, like, 70s.
Blake Anderson
That sounds. Was he like, I'm Chuck Berry and.
Unknown
I love doing these Chuck Berry's like, 50s. No.
Adam Devine
Well, I think the. The Chuck Berry porno was.
Blake Anderson
I wouldn't click that link. That's not something I.
Unknown
That had to be in the 70s on some autofocus shit where they're like. Just got this new camcorder from Japan.
Blake Anderson
I think he got busted for having, like, hidden cameras in bathrooms.
Adam Devine
Y.
Blake Anderson
He was.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's what they're gnarly in. Yeah, he was a real creeper, this guy.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, he was gnarly.
Unknown
What you got to do is you just. You. If you want cameras in your bathrooms, just hang us. Just hang a sign up.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Unknown
Okay.
Adam Devine
What?
Unknown
You'd be surprised how many people would go, all right, I got to take.
Adam Devine
A. I really got to take a shit. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Unknown
I got a poo poo. I got a pee pee.
Blake Anderson
I got to take a dump, dude.
Adam Devine
Yeah, Camera.
Unknown
No camera. I'm. I'm peeing.
Adam Devine
That makes perfect sense.
Unknown
And then you're covered.
Blake Anderson
All right.
Unknown
At least that's what our lawyer told me.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Allegedly. That's fun.
Adam Devine
I will. So you guys haven't seen that. Do yourselves a favor.
Unknown
I'm good.
Adam Devine
Don't watch it. Don't watch it.
Blake Anderson
I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna Google that.
Unknown
I'm not a big fan of, like.
Adam Devine
Scary porno, but you know when you.
Unknown
Have, like, a friend who sends you something that's just. What's the word? Like, egregious. Like, where a dude, like, pulls his dick out of a butt, and then, like, the girl goes straight for it and they pause. There's, like, dookie on it. And you're.
Adam Devine
And then you're like, this seems real specific.
Unknown
It is. I'm saying, like, that was a. That someone sent me, and I was like, hold up.
Blake Anderson
You block that number. Not.
Unknown
Not for me. Doesn't really get a belly laugh out of me.
Adam Devine
It was his brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. I also. Someone was just like, you have to watch it. And so I was like, okay. And I was like, I don't know. I'm like, what is Chuck Berry.
Unknown
How well do you know this person? I don't need you to out him. But like, how well do you know this person?
Adam Devine
Not that well.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Not super well.
Blake Anderson
Let's keep them at an arms.
Unknown
And do you know them as friends or do you know them through work?
Adam Devine
Through work.
Blake Anderson
Okay, right.
Adam Devine
Work friends. Work friends.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Unknown
Hollywood.
Blake Anderson
It's Kyle.
Adam Devine
It's Kyle. No, it's not. But yeah, it was. It was appalling. And.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's not funny. I'm not getting a kick out of that.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And. And unlike me when I found that out, he didn't become my favorite musician. Unlike so unlike Blake, he didn't become my favorite musician. Like Rick James, suddenly he's forgetting about his torrid past.
Unknown
Yeah, sir, I don't like.
Adam Devine
No, he's the best. Rick James. He's the best.
Unknown
Great word, Adam, is tor the word of the day.
Blake Anderson
That is a good ass word to pull out.
Adam Devine
I thought it's doing words of the day. Oh, I'll fire one up.
Blake Anderson
It was such a hot bit.
Adam Devine
I'm pissed now. I'll fire one up.
Unknown
We're running out of bits.
Blake Anderson
Well, I will say, you know, we're losing a lot of music to terrible people. Like, musicians are really like. Catalogs are starting to shrink.
Adam Devine
Dude. Dude, musicians suck. They're the worst people. They suck across the board.
Blake Anderson
They're wild.
Adam Devine
I would say they are out of, out of any artistic medium, expression, whether it be actors, directors, cinematographers, whatever. Dancers.
Blake Anderson
Cinematographers are up.
Unknown
I will. I was just gonna say I've never met a ballet dancer that I like.
Blake Anderson
Right, donkey.
Unknown
Full stop.
Adam Devine
How many ballet dancers have you met?
Unknown
Countless.
Blake Anderson
Dude, so many.
Adam Devine
And they're just all trash because you can't count.
Unknown
Can't count. Yes.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I would say musicians are the worst. They suck there.
Unknown
I feel like we've covered this in some way where I was just saying, like, I don't know how to talk to musicians. They have like a whole other world that they're living in. They speak a different language.
Adam Devine
No, I'm not saying people that are that like to play music and, or even in bands and things like that. I'm talking about when you're in the. Your career is music. Like you have a career, okay? Like you're. You're not just in a band.
Blake Anderson
You're talking like rock stars.
Unknown
What are you saying?
Blake Anderson
Like rock stars.
Adam Devine
No, I'm explaining, so don't give me that fucking look.
Blake Anderson
He's saying if you play the flute at a Renaissance fair, you might be Pretty cool.
Adam Devine
Yeah, you're probably fan.
Unknown
If you're in a band, you're good. But if it's. If it's. You're. If you're in a rock band.
Adam Devine
No, I'm saying if you. If you. I would say. I would say if you are in Hollywood and you're trying to make it and you're. That's all you do is play music.
Unknown
So if you're a failed musician, you're bad.
Adam Devine
You're probably fine. You're probably fine. Okie dokie.
Unknown
Oh, you're fine. You're fine.
Blake Anderson
You're.
Adam Devine
You're fine. If you think you're still making it, you suck. You suck.
Blake Anderson
Why? What? Why is that?
Unknown
Wait, wait, I'm sorry. I'm so confused. What are you saying? Yeah, if you.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Unknown
So people in music. I can't even. I can't even repeat it. I don't even understand it. Do you get it, Blake?
Adam Devine
It's because you keep tying your shoes. You keep, like, lacing up your shoes instead of being part of the podcast.
Blake Anderson
Oh, righty. Then I think what he was trying. What I have actually, now that I'm trying to repeat it back, it was a little bit confusing. Exactly.
Unknown
You can't say, this dude can't even drink a drink.
Blake Anderson
I think what he was saying is, if you think you're a successful musician, you've got a screw loose.
Adam Devine
If you are currently, like, clawing your way up within the. The music world, you are a musician or a rapper or something like that, more than likely you're putting on. You're putting on airs where you think that you have to act a certain way in order to climb up within the industry.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Unknown
This is like the Kanye of it all.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Or like, you think, like, you got to be a rock star and you have to.
Unknown
Where you, like, get on the table.
Blake Anderson
You don't excel in the music world. Like, niceties aren't rewarded, like, just being a good dude. You don't become a rock star.
Adam Devine
Well, I think, like, yes, they do, but I think people think that they have to act a certain way.
Blake Anderson
Right, right, right, right.
Adam Devine
And we. We even know some actors that act this way that they think in order to be a movie star, they have to act a certain way. Like, act like a total fucking bitch and a dickhead.
Blake Anderson
Right. This is the way.
Adam Devine
Yeah, But I'd say it's much more prevalent in music. In music.
Unknown
Music.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Because in music, you're selling. You're. You're selling. You're usually selling yourself as cool.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Whereas if you're an actor, there's a chance you're like an everyman or you're like a doofus or whatever. You're lovable.
Adam Devine
Yeah, exactly.
Blake Anderson
Like as a. You're long haired.
Adam Devine
Yeah. You're just long haired or short haired.
Unknown
Where are we going?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, you're like an ugly, kind of dumb every man.
Adam Devine
But I'm.
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
With a big protruding jaw and an overbite.
Blake Anderson
Some vampire teeth.
Unknown
What? No. And like ears that are so big you have to hide them with your hair kind of guy. Yeah. And like one nipple.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Okay. But if you're just in a band and you're. You're just in Omaha and you're like, you're not really. You're not moving to LA or moving to New York and you're actively trying to go for it. You're just a guy who plays music and you like to have fun and you like to play shows.
Blake Anderson
Sure.
Adam Devine
Those people are usually totally fine.
Unknown
Adam, can I tell you something? They just can't afford the dungeon.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Unknown
They would have one. They just can't afford it. And so then they've become regular because they've been around regular, regular folks. When you, when you skyrocket to fame, you're not around regular folks. You look at the checks, you go, God, I could build about six, seven basements. This is at least two or three dungeons.
Adam Devine
This is how your brain thinks.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
I. I don't even know if it's. It's not even people that are successful. I think it's people who are trying to climb their way up. I think once you're successful a lot of times you then can just be who you truly are. Like, we know rock stars.
Unknown
Once, Once you're successful.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
Once you're successful, you don't think those people were always just being themselves, but.
Blake Anderson
I mean, you're making a huge generalization like. Yes, very down to earth cool rock stars. We know rock stars.
Adam Devine
Yes. And we know cool rock stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
And they're like great people. But.
Adam Devine
Yeah, but I also know a lot of very uncool rock stars and rap stars and people who think they're the hot. When they had a good two years or whatever.
Unknown
Yeah. Well, you know, I got a specific example. I follow this account where it's like dunk on them.
Adam Devine
It's shit on it's name their names.
Unknown
Who like interviews people about their outfits, you know?
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Unknown
I'm talking about.
Adam Devine
Yeah, sure, sure.
Unknown
And so what always bothers me is the people who pretend like they don't want to get interviewed about it. So he'll be like, okay, what do you got on?
Adam Devine
And they're like, oh, man, I don't know. I don't know.
Unknown
They're not looking at him. There's zero eye contact. He's like, like, this jacket, you know, it's. It's from this store. These pants, this much from that store, this belt. And then there's a lot of. But there's no eye contact. They. They act like they. And I'm like, yeah, you're. You know, this is going on the Internet. This dude is famous for doing this. And you're pretending like you don't want to be interviewed. Just say no.
Adam Devine
Then I feel like I wouldn't even be able to say where my shit was from. I would say target 60 to 70% of the time. I'd be like, the Internet. This jacket that I've had, I don't know what the brand name is. This T shirt.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, those are tough ones. You got to really be ready.
Unknown
It is a little disturbing how it is just kind of like brand fucking, where it's like, oh, this is from Fendi. This is from Gucci. This is from Balenciaga. And you're like, hello. Okay.
Adam Devine
But then there's like one piece of clothing that. That they call it a piece. They're like, and this piece, this piece, this is just Fruit of the Loom.
Blake Anderson
This is Big Johnson. This is a big Johnson T shirt.
Unknown
Well, you know who was dope? He. He found Willem Dafoe, like, walking down Soho, and he asked him, and he's like, what do you got on? And Willem's like, I don't know.
Blake Anderson
It's a black shirt. No.
Unknown
Where's that jacket from? He's like, the store. You're the best. He was like, real cool about it, but, like, he didn't know what the he was wearing.
Adam Devine
The ones that bother me are the ones that are like, hey, how much rent do you pay in for a month here in New York? And they go. They go, like, rent? I don't know. I own.
Unknown
It's so weird.
Blake Anderson
What? Oh, my God.
Unknown
Yeah, I'm on the way way somewhere. I can't. I can't do this. Just real quick.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I can't. Then they're like, would you mind. Would you mind showing us where you live? And they're like, okay, what kind of world is this? And then they go to their like. And it's never just a normal apartment you never go in.
Unknown
Sometimes it is.
Adam Devine
I paid $3,000 and this is the shitty apartment that I live in. Here's my four story estate that cost $30 million.
Unknown
I. I've seen shitty. I've seen less impressive spots.
Blake Anderson
What are you guys. Wait, what are you guys. What are you guys talking about?
Adam Devine
I think our algorithms are a little different. Yours are like, I sent you.
Unknown
I send you like grandmas that transform into rottweilers. Milk. Like that's. My shit's wild.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I mean my shit's. We've established that. My shit's wild too.
Blake Anderson
Mine.
Unknown
Yours is just gay, guys.
Adam Devine
Mine is skewed.
Unknown
Very gay.
Adam Devine
Very.
Unknown
It really is. You're like, did you see this one?
Blake Anderson
I'm like, no, no, that didn't come across the algo.
Unknown
Then I. I send you guys. I'm like, this is funny.
Adam Devine
And you're like, it has gotten very gay, dude. And you know what I think it also is, is why do you play a gay character on the Righteous Gemstones? O. I think because I'm always like looking at that and reposting that.
Blake Anderson
Studying that during character.
Unknown
Honey, I'm researching.
Adam Devine
I think that has skewed my algorithm a little bit. And I also find it very funny.
Unknown
Did you see the Little Richard porno? Chuck Berry.
Blake Anderson
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Adam Devine
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Blake Anderson
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Adam Devine
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Blake Anderson
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Blake Anderson
How would you feel about like doing like just like taking a shower with your homie? Like in bathing suits? Is that like.
Adam Devine
Well, what do you mean in bathing suits? Like you're at a. You're like at a pool.
Unknown
Are we saving time?
Blake Anderson
We're saving time and water. No, like, so, okay, it's a no brainer.
Unknown
It's a no brainer to me. You're saving time, you're saving water.
Adam Devine
Blake has been thinking about this. You could tell. He's like, okay, no, here. Okay, here's exactly how we would do it.
Blake Anderson
Well, no, because it did come up.
Unknown
I can tell you my answer so quick. I go, I'll come back in three minutes or five minutes, or however long you're gonna take.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
And then I'll be back.
Blake Anderson
No, this happened organically, you know, it was just something I wanted to expand upon. But, like, okay, so I had just like, gone on a run, right? And then, like, I was driving home from my run. I'm still sweaty. But on my way home, Atiba's house is there. So I'm like, I'll pop in and say, what's up to my boy Atiba? He's like, I don't have a lot of time because I got to throw out Atiba too. No, I'm not. Dude, it's not. It's not even weird. You guys are making it weird. Listen, so I go over there, right? He's like, actually, I gotta. I. I gotta head out soon because I'm gonna go shoot some skate photography. He's a world famous photographer.
Adam Devine
We know who he is.
Unknown
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Like, I have to. I have to take a shower. And I'm like, that's weird because I'm. I'm driving home to go take a shower, and then that's when I post the hypothetical. I'm like, is it weird? Like, because, you know, I still wanted to catch up with them and talk. Like, would it be weird if we both were in bathing suits taking showers and continue the conversation? Like it's super normal. Like, is it weird?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
Yeah. There's only one time where it's not normal. Where you're at a locker room.
Adam Devine
You're at a pool. Yeah. In a locker room.
Unknown
And if you're trying to tee this up to meet me at a locker room, let's fucking go.
Blake Anderson
Allegedly. What's so bad? Like, say. So it's not weird to take a shower.
Unknown
It's too small, Blake. It's too close. Corners.
Adam Devine
No, it's too small.
Blake Anderson
You can fit two people in a shower.
Unknown
You have to, like, share the shower. Like, yo, can I get some heat?
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam Devine
Share the water. You'd have to be like, excuse me.
Unknown
Excuse me, Let me rinse my eye.
Blake Anderson
Like, no, you can move the head of the shower.
Adam Devine
I mean, sort of, but when you.
Unknown
That's not the shower.
Adam Devine
That's a different head.
Unknown
That's not the shower.
Adam Devine
Allegedly. You know when you're with your girl and it's like you're in the.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, no, I do that, too.
Adam Devine
When you're in the shower, it's always mad because then the other person's, like, kind of cold, waiting for the. The shower. To the water to hit you, and you're like, all right. And then you have to, like, like, pivot around to. So then you can get the.
Blake Anderson
There's a way. There's ways to make people not be col. Like you. You can warm each other up on the water.
Unknown
Oh, did you invent the hug, bitch? What? I think we've covered this at my house. We have the double shower heads, right?
Adam Devine
Nice. Okay. Money bags.
Blake Anderson
Okay, Go off. King.
Unknown
When we were, like, pitching our construction, like we were doing the bathrooms and all that, we were like, we want the double shower so we can shower at the same time. We don't have to be all over each other. All over each other. Like Blake likes.
Adam Devine
It's science, and they will never shower at the same time.
Unknown
I make sure I go, if you're showering, I'm going to shower.
Blake Anderson
See water. Flex your power.
Unknown
But you don't. Because we have two showerheads. You don't save water. And they were like, these are actually illegal. You can't have double showers anymore. And then when Trump became president.
Blake Anderson
Oh, thanks.
Unknown
One of, like, the first things he did was he said, you can do two shower heads again. And the guy came to us and was like, apparently, you could do it now, so it's not illegal. And we were like, fucking do it.
Adam Devine
Thank you, God.
Unknown
We need to get grandfathered in before fucking Biden comes in and goes, damn.
Blake Anderson
You don't need two showers. So Trump is probably in agreeance with me. Showering with your homeboy in bathing suits is cool as fuck.
Unknown
Yeah. There's no doubt.
Blake Anderson
The more the merrier.
Unknown
Yeah, absolutely.
Adam Devine
No, Trump is not in agreeance with that. Without a doubt. He isn't.
Blake Anderson
It sounds like that is part of his policy.
Adam Devine
No, no, no. He is willing to add an extra shower head. So then, I mean, if that's the case and it's a larger shower.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
It makes a little more sense. But I'm like, if it's your. How often is that? Because when you came over there, you didn't bring a swimsuit with. Now you gotta borrow a home.
Blake Anderson
No, I have, like, my. I have what I jogged in, which you can basically swim in. You know, it's like it like a runner short.
Unknown
And do you. Do you like, pull the elastic out to, like, clean your dick and stuff? Or is that. You just go, I guess I'm not gonna wash my dick.
Adam Devine
Oh, you have to wash your dick.
Unknown
That's what I'm saying. What are we doing here?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Then what is even the point of the shower? The. The dick is what gets the most love in the shower.
Blake Anderson
Well. Well, I was sweat most love.
Unknown
Yeah, dude, he's the bab. I just love the idea of Adam talking out loud in the shower. And now time for the most love.
Adam Devine
Well, you got to really soap. You got to get underneath. You got to get all the crevasses, the creases.
Blake Anderson
Obviously, one of the most important parts of the shower is to, you know, soap up your. And like, your. Your dick and balls and get those. Not. Not smelling, of course.
Adam Devine
Of course.
Blake Anderson
Funky. Of course. You don't want your dick like a renegade of funk out there.
Adam Devine
You do not.
Blake Anderson
No.
Unknown
Yes.
Adam Devine
Much like most things, you don't want it to be a renegade of fun.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
Like Rick James.
Blake Anderson
I wouldn't be. I wouldn't be lifting the elastic. I would be kind of maybe like soaping through the short. Like, through the short. Like.
Unknown
But if you were. It doesn't go through the shorts, homie.
Adam Devine
Yeah, through the shorts.
Blake Anderson
It does. Breathe.
Unknown
I used to shower in a Speedo with 20 other men.
Blake Anderson
And what happened?
Unknown
You got to pull the suit open and wash your dick in front of everyone and go. Does this work for you?
Adam Devine
Would you. In high school, would you ever shower naked in the shower?
Unknown
No. Here's what's crazy. This is what's crazy. So we would do an alumni swim meet every year where, like, old alumni would come back and swim against us, blah, blah, blah. And for whatever reason, whenever a swimmer would come back from college, they would shower with us. They would always get naked.
Adam Devine
Very shaggy.
Unknown
And then I went to college and I was like, I guess we're all about to be showering naked. Nobody showered naked.
Blake Anderson
God.
Adam Devine
It was just like. Well, did the guy have a huge. Was he just, like, stunting on these high school kids?
Unknown
Hang on, let me just.
Adam Devine
And I have a 9 inch penis. I know you took some mental photos.
Unknown
It wasn't one guy. It was numerous guys. It was like a monster. From my freshman year onto my senior year, people would come back and shower.
Adam Devine
Naked and so rate their dicks one by one.
Blake Anderson
They're obviously flexing on you kids. Yeah, they're bringing their grown man stuff.
Unknown
They're like, looking. Get all these pubes.
Adam Devine
But that's wild to do.
Unknown
It is weird.
Adam Devine
We had two. Two guys that were seniors when we were freshmen. They would shower in the locker rooms.
Unknown
If you're listening, close your eyes. Go ahead.
Adam Devine
Yeah, they would shower in the locker rooms and butt each other. No, sir, I don't like it.
Blake Anderson
What?
Adam Devine
They would be. They'd bend each other over. Butt. No, they would just shower butt naked.
Blake Anderson
Finish.
Adam Devine
And then actively be like, I know your dick smaller than this. Oh, you're afraid to shower naked. And I'm, like, a freshman, dude. And I'm a freshman who's on crutches, like, barely knowing how. Like, barely being able to walk at this point.
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And be like, no, my dick's huge. It wasn't.
Blake Anderson
My dick's huge.
Adam Devine
It's so. But huge.
Unknown
But prove it.
Adam Devine
Yes, sir.
Blake Anderson
Guys are weird, dude. I don't like them. I don't like them.
Adam Devine
But then I did get a lot of love by in the Toilet without Waltz, which. Which we've covered.
Unknown
Yeah. Yeah, we've covered. Thank God.
Blake Anderson
The public. The public parks with no. No doors, by the way.
Unknown
What a. And are these guys dicks big?
Adam Devine
Oh, my God. I remember them being bigger than mine and way hairier. They're like. They have all their hairs at this point, so that's just also intimidating.
Unknown
You're like, man, did you ever say it's no fair? You've got all your hairs.
Adam Devine
Yeah, you got all your hairs. It's not even fair.
Blake Anderson
It's, like, adding to your radius and circumference. It's crazy.
Adam Devine
Danger.
Unknown
What?
Adam Devine
Dude, shut up.
Unknown
Let that one just hang. What, man?
Blake Anderson
I don't know, man. I'm so fed up with. With men.
Unknown
The manosphere.
Blake Anderson
I'm so fed up with the manosphere and, like, everybody talking about how big their dicks are and, like, as if it even matters. All right.
Unknown
Do you think there was a guy with a bigger dick who could have been a hero? He could have taken off his towel or shorts and gone and stood next to those guys with a bigger dick and not said anything.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Unknown
And made everybody feel better. Do you think that guy existed in my freshman class?
Adam Devine
Yeah. His name was Dan French.
Unknown
Well, the French are known to have big cops.
Blake Anderson
Donkey.
Ryan Seacrest
Yes.
Adam Devine
Points. He. His voice dropped so dramatically from 8th grade to 9th grade, right where I thought when I first met him.
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Or not met him when I first saw him freshman year. And I'm like, what's up, Dan? He was like, hey, Adam.
Unknown
Oh, wow.
Adam Devine
And I'm Like, I thought he was doing a joke.
Unknown
I'm like, right. Hey, hey, Dan.
Adam Devine
Just kidding. We talk like this, right? And he. It dropped 11 octaves down, right? And I never saw Dan's dick, but I imagine that your voice cannot drop that far down and you have a sm. Your dick and balls don't grow with it. So I was just like.
Unknown
I think that's a. That's a balls thing, right? Like, if you have a deep voice, you have big balls.
Adam Devine
You're a monster. Well, that. You know, again, I know Blake wouldn't.
Unknown
I think it's because if it's so big, you can suck your own dick and then that coats your throat.
Blake Anderson
No, I've made this point. What? I've made this point. I think that it would be so educational if we would just disrobe all the men of history and compare balls, dick, and see if there is something correlation.
Unknown
Yeah, we've covered. We've. We've covered this, right? They have Napoleon's dick somewhere.
Blake Anderson
Well, it was very small, but that's one dick we have.
Unknown
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I want to know. I want to see it across the whole timeline. I think it would really add to our species.
Unknown
This is your Bill and Ted's excellent adventure.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And I just go.
Adam Devine
I'd watch that movie.
Unknown
You go back in time to pay to. To pants guys.
Blake Anderson
I go, pants people.
Unknown
I love it.
Blake Anderson
And lift up their togas, right?
Unknown
And then you run into yourself and you're like, listen, Abe Lincoln's dick.
Adam Devine
Well, we've kind of gnarly.
Unknown
Do not pants him.
Adam Devine
The plaster. The plaster casters have done that a little bit with rock stars in the 60s and 70s.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, right.
Unknown
Oh, yeah, that. That woman.
Adam Devine
Was it just. Was it just one woman, or was it like a gaggle of groupies?
Blake Anderson
A gaggle.
Unknown
I think there's one. The top dog. Like the mj.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Unknown
The Michael Jackson of it all.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Unknown
And then probably other people did it too.
Adam Devine
Look up plaster casters, because it was a. I wonder whose dicks they have cast, because that would be interesting.
Unknown
Well, I know they've got. Jimi Hendrix has a fucking branch.
Adam Devine
Just a hog on him. You need another four inches. Yeah. Plaster casters. Who do they have here?
Blake Anderson
Cynthia Plaster caster Cynthia. Great name.
Adam Devine
She's now 74. Imagine this is your cool grandma. You're, like, kind of stoked.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. She's so cool, right? She is cool as.
Unknown
She's always trying to do a plaster caster dick. But she's cool.
Adam Devine
She is.
Unknown
Can't drop it. Let me just plaster it real quick, Grandma. Not the time, dude.
Adam Devine
Jimmy's got some girth, so she's got Jimi Hendrix. It doesn't say, like, how big these. These cox are, which. I would love to see them.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Jimi Hendrix. Noel Redding, who also is in the Jimi Hendrix Experience. Eric Burden from the Animals. Richard Cole from Led Zeppelin.
Unknown
Oh, she died three years ago, Rip.
Adam Devine
Thank God we're not gonna kill her.
Unknown
Coming up, April 21st.
Blake Anderson
Flowers to her.
Adam Devine
She got guys from Fog Hat and Beach Boys. What people from Zappa's band?
Unknown
She's from Chicago.
Blake Anderson
Oh, well, she's kind of just getting off of, like, random, bro.
Unknown
She's a UIC flan.
Adam Devine
Jello. Ifra from singer of the Dead Kennedys.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah, sure.
Adam Devine
Like, she's. She's got a lot of.
Blake Anderson
I don't think you have to get people in Zappa's, like, band. I don't think she needed to do that.
Unknown
Oh, Blake, what do you think she should do? You mansplainer?
Adam Devine
She got Karen O from the Yaya's in 2000.
Blake Anderson
She got Barry Bono, the road manager of the Rascals. Like, come on, we don't need that.
Unknown
John Smothers, the bodyguard of Frank.
Blake Anderson
We don't need that.
Unknown
He's not a smother's brother.
Blake Anderson
We don't need that.
Unknown
But can you imagine, like, is she just asking everybody?
Adam Devine
She was digging in the crates a little bit.
Blake Anderson
She's like, got another one.
Adam Devine
Yeah. She has Jeff Smalls. A fan of the Grateful Dead, huh? It.
Unknown
She's got Ariel Pink. Ariel Pink. Like, yeah, I know where he was on January 6th. He's getting his molded.
Blake Anderson
Absolutely.
Unknown
That's crazy. Good for him.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam Devine
That's life. You would think. I kind of thought there was going to be more. Like, she got Bruce Springsteen.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Frank Zappa, like Ozzy Osbourne.
Blake Anderson
It's like, this is a bunch of irrelevant.
Adam Devine
Yeah, she's got it. Well, she had, like, Jimi Hendrix. She started off strong. She started off strong.
Unknown
You guys aren't going to understand this, but okay. Because this is a. So I. I know she's from Chicago. She went to uic. She got a mold of Jan Terry. Jan Terry is like a famous bad musician who's on YouTube. Oh, I played the Goblin writer's room. Get Down, Down, Goblin.
Blake Anderson
Actually, it's. I want to say it's actually kind of sick.
Adam Devine
No, Adam, that's Get Down Goblin.
Blake Anderson
She's dope, dude. She's a legend.
Unknown
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
She has a cock.
Unknown
Well, she got molded. I don't Know what she got? Molded booty or titties or.
Adam Devine
Yeah, they're molding something.
Blake Anderson
It's science.
Unknown
Shout out to Jan Terr.
Blake Anderson
Absolutely.
Unknown
What's she up to?
Blake Anderson
Living the dream.
Unknown
I don't want to lose you tonight.
Adam Devine
Yeah, she. They got bodyguards. This is. This is actually pretty crazy. I'm. I'm a little disappointed that she's not getting. She started off strong like her. She. She cast two of her friends. And then her fourth cast, I get. I don't know who the first cast was. It doesn't say. But the fourth cast was Jimi Hendrix.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
So then she's thinking, are you reading.
Unknown
The same list I am? He's third for me.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Samantha
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Oh, he's fourth for us.
Adam Devine
Two, three, four.
Unknown
Interesting.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And so she got Jimi Hendrick. So then after that, I think she's going like, I'm gonna get all the biggest rock stars. And then her second was Noel Reading, who was the bass player for Jimmy Hendrick's experience.
Blake Anderson
So that's probably same day.
Adam Devine
She's like, well, bang out the.
Blake Anderson
The.
Adam Devine
No, it was.
Blake Anderson
Oh, no. It even has dates for it.
Adam Devine
Yeah. A month later.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So she's like, yo, I got Jimmy.
Adam Devine
And then her next one was Don't Ugaliv, the road manager for Mandela. The band.
Ryan Seacrest
I'm pissed now.
Unknown
Sick. She got the seat. The singer from the yeah yeah Yeahs.
Adam Devine
She was just like, give me your. If you got one.
Unknown
She got Peaches. Remember that song?
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Peach is still out on the road.
Adam Devine
Teaches the Peaches Well, I mean, how. What sucks is this can exist nowadays. You know what I mean?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Should get canceled in some way about casting Cox.
Unknown
Well, she's dead.
Adam Devine
Well, I know. I'm saying another. Someone who really idolized her and is looking up to Cynthia.
Blake Anderson
Well, I think it's how you approach it, you know, like if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems.
Adam Devine
Well, you know, she's approaching it with. Give me your.
Unknown
Is that old school?
Blake Anderson
That's old.
Unknown
You do want to know. I do want to hear the pitch. Like, originally. What is she saying? Like, this is a good idea for you because. What.
Blake Anderson
Right. I need you to come over here because it's fun.
Unknown
Is it though? We gotta sit with a bunch of wet newspaper on your. I don't know how they do. It's like paper mache or what?
Adam Devine
Yeah, I think it kind of is, right?
Blake Anderson
Or.
Unknown
And is she. Is she doing something to like your balls to like, keep you there?
Blake Anderson
I would love to watch the process.
Adam Devine
Now, is it A hard.
Blake Anderson
Hardcock.
Adam Devine
A hard todd. Feel free to look up anything else.
Unknown
It's gotta be. There's no way any of these dudes are like, yeah, be sure and get my fucking soft penis casted for ever. For eternity. Yeah, there's no way.
Adam Devine
Okay, so in college, when her art teacher gave the class an assignment to plaster cast something solid that they could retain its shape, she had the idea to create a life cast of an erect penis.
Unknown
Yeah, she gets it.
Adam Devine
Which would then become flaccid and exit the mold. So she would get them hard, cast the penis, and then it would slide, slink on back, slide and slink, and.
Blake Anderson
Return to sender, slick on out of there. Winning. Yeah, I love that. Damn. Well, good for. I hope she got an A in class. That's really original.
Adam Devine
Yeah, she got an A in life.
Unknown
Yeah, she got an A in life.
Blake Anderson
Come on. What a leg.
Adam Devine
She found her calling right there because she did it forever. Yeah, she started in. In 68, and her last cast was 2013.
Blake Anderson
She died with Jan Terry.
Unknown
What a run. Is Jan Terry dead?
Blake Anderson
No, I. I thought that was her last one, but actually it was Lias Kate, 6.
Adam Devine
No, I see the last one is Jan terry right here. December 15th.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's the woman. Look at the last man.
Adam Devine
Oh, the last man.
Blake Anderson
The singer of Fat White Family.
Adam Devine
Fat White Family, that band that we all know.
Unknown
You think we can get Jan Terry on the cruise?
Blake Anderson
That would be incredible.
Adam Devine
I mean, probably.
Unknown
We'll see the cruise.
Adam Devine
By the way, we. We've, I think, released who we have right now. We still have plenty of big announcements for the cruise. I want people to know that we. We are still working. And people are asking, like, are the wizards gonna show up? Oh, more than likely. I do believe a portal will open up to another realm. But they're impossible to book. You can't book those guys.
Blake Anderson
It's just like you're opening the portal, you're hoping something walks through, but you never.
Adam Devine
You're hoping something walks through. You don't know. And we can't even open the portal.
Blake Anderson
That's crazy.
Adam Devine
Portal will just open.
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And did. Did it happen every live show that.
Blake Anderson
We did 30 times?
Adam Devine
30 times in a row? Yes, it did. It did.
Blake Anderson
Weirdly weird.
Adam Devine
They're fans of us, so. And we're fans of them, so. Yeah. I do believe the wizards will come back around.
Blake Anderson
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Unknown
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Unknown
I went down a fucking K hole of Jan Terry Merch.
Blake Anderson
There we go. You wormin it. You worming it.
Unknown
Slinking my worm.
Adam Devine
We are working on some pretty big musical guests for the for the podcast.
Blake Anderson
Yes, some exciting names being thrown, some.
Unknown
Big A listers but we we can't say yet. We can't. It is a year away. It's a tough thing to book because it's so far in advance, but, dudes, ladies, it's exciting.
Adam Devine
It's exciting stuff.
Blake Anderson
It is. It's going to be fun, man. I can't wait. I can't wait to be on that boat with my boys and that.
Adam Devine
Some of the games that they. That we're saying we're going to do. We're not going to do that.
Blake Anderson
What is it? What was Deep Throat Dive?
Unknown
And after the way Adam spoke about musicians, I bet we get all sorts of musicians signing.
Blake Anderson
Well, the good ones.
Adam Devine
No, we'll get the cool ones. We're going to get the cool ones.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. What was Deep Throat Diver or what? I think Isaac added that.
Adam Devine
Added that last minute. And, like, there's one. There was one that's just called Cool Kids Hang. Hang. I'm like, I think we could do a hangout for sure. We're gonna be hanging out on the. For four days straight.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I don't know if we need to call it cool Kids because then what? We're not even invited, dude. It's just gonna be a bunch of cool kids in there. We're not even allowed to go hang in this. This cool kids lounge.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. What the.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Lame.
Blake Anderson
But then again, there was that deep throat dive thing.
Unknown
That's cool.
Adam Devine
That's the one Blake kept saying. But we're doing the deep throat Dive, right?
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Like, oh, we could.
Blake Anderson
I did not approve that. That was something. The flyer. I don't know if it was with me in mind, but.
Unknown
Blake, do you have a gag reflex? We know. Adam does not.
Blake Anderson
Yes, no, I do. I absolutely do.
Unknown
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I would be so good at sucking dick. And I'm not. That's not even a joke. I just know that. That I would. Not for a fact. I don't know for a fact.
Unknown
We're not. We're not.
Blake Anderson
I. I absolutely know. I would be as well, to be honest.
Adam Devine
What do you mean? I thought you said you have a bad gag reflex.
Blake Anderson
Just because you gag doesn't mean you can't freaking do a freaking number on somebody's unit.
Unknown
Doesn't hurt. Well, when you. When you. When you put it that way.
Blake Anderson
These pods last forever, man. Can we stop? And. And I'm not telling producers to edit that out. Someone's unit, and I'm not telling producers to edit that out because I stand by what I just said. But they. Yeah, sometimes you just gotta pinch yourself and be, like, last forever. Man.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
So.
Adam Devine
So here's what more fun with this is on the cruise. More fun with pickleball tournament. Yes. I think we had approved that when Kyle was thinking about doing the cruise, and then he told us he doesn't like us, so.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
So. And then a cool kids only kickback.
Blake Anderson
Huh.
Adam Devine
So I don't know. I'm like, I don't even know what that means.
Unknown
Is that hacky sack.
Adam Devine
We're gonna do a lot of really fun. That's going to be way better than this. So if you read cool kids only kickback and you're like, I don't know if I want to do that. Just. No, we're not doing that. Yeah. Guess that Doo doo.
Blake Anderson
We're doing dick plasters.
Adam Devine
We're doing. Yes, we're plaster casting everyone's hardcock on the ship.
Unknown
Kind of have to, right?
Blake Anderson
I'm a dude.
Adam Devine
Wait till your dick slings and then slink out. We'll get a plaster caster. Kind of a good idea. Guess that Doo doo tune. What the is that? Dude, what is that?
Blake Anderson
What is that?
Adam Devine
What is that?
Unknown
Does someone say, like, you have to do the song?
Adam Devine
Okay. A DJ party with Blake Anderson. Dude, am I not invited? Like, what the. If you're doing a DJ party, I'm there, homie.
Blake Anderson
Of course you are.
Adam Devine
I'm there.
Blake Anderson
Of course you're. I think I'm just on the ones and twos, but you're there.
Unknown
Like, Adam doesn't want to hear that. Adam might be on the threes.
Adam Devine
I might want to spend some music come across. I might want. Want people to like the music. I want people to like, like the music and have a good time. And if you're DJing, only shots fire, then they might not. So.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
The doodly wed game. I don't know.
Blake Anderson
That sounds fun. That sounds fun.
Unknown
That's great.
Adam Devine
What is it?
Unknown
That's like best friends answering questions about each other. Like, oh, when you're making whoopee.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's a good one. All right.
Adam Devine
Okay. All right, we'll do that.
Blake Anderson
That's a good one.
Adam Devine
Deep throat dive. I don't know what that.
Blake Anderson
That's why that one. Isaac added that. We approved the flyer. Isaac added that.
Adam Devine
We approved it, and I approved. I was just like, yeah. As far as the stuff just. We're gonna do. I mean, I want to do a casino night.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah.
Adam Devine
I.
Unknown
You know, what does that mean? Isn't there just a casino?
Adam Devine
Yeah, it'll be that. We're there hosting. Like, you know, they give us the microphone. We're in there throwing money around.
Blake Anderson
Tuxedos.
Unknown
Can you imagine trying to gamble? But Adam Divine is walking around talking. Well, chill, please, Dude, I'm just. Just stop.
Adam Devine
Just shut up. Trying to. He's a lucky celeb shot bartending appearances. Well, yeah, I feel like. I feel like we're going to be behind every bar, even when the cruiser is like. Please stop, stop. You're handing away all the liquor. Please stop.
Unknown
You just gave them a bottle.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's going to be a good time.
Unknown
Deep throat dives.
Adam Devine
Deep throat dive. We've got a pool. And damn it, we're going to use it for some good healthy fun. A beer chugging contest. But with swimming coming, more details to come. Well, now that they've spelled it out like that. Yeah, that does sound kind of fun.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I thought it was something way different that Isaac.
Adam Devine
Okay. And high roller casino tournaments. Okay, yeah. So some of this stuff. I think we just need more explanation as to exactly what this is.
Unknown
And look at Isaac burning us here in the comment section. The kings of undermining their own gigs.
Adam Devine
Oh, Isaac, shut up, dude. You undermine our entire careers.
Unknown
You think I'm undermining Adam, saying how annoying it would be to gamble with him walking around?
Blake Anderson
Right?
Unknown
Interesting. Interesting.
Blake Anderson
Okay, we're uplifting each other, dude.
Adam Devine
I'm saying that it's gonna be awesome and I don't need the flyer and say cool kids only kickback. That sounds dumb as we're not even the cool kids. Okie dokie. We don't even know.
Unknown
But what's the description of that? We gotta know the description of that. What's the description of the cool kids kickback?
Adam Devine
I feel like we're not cool kids nor do we relate to the cool kids. Only to me. I want to say the non cool kids only kickback. And then we. Everybody on the ship could come fucking party, dude.
Blake Anderson
The non cool kid plaster caster dick.
Adam Devine
Yeah, get your dicks. Plaster cast.
Unknown
I do like how Adam's like, no one on this cruise is cool.
Adam Devine
None. None of us.
Unknown
All right, let's see what the description is.
Blake Anderson
No cool kids allowed.
Adam Devine
Yeah, fuck. Don't try to be too cool.
Unknown
The TII guys are the official party gods. This doesn't. Okay, this doesn't explain the kick pack.
Adam Devine
The TII guys are the official party gods.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah.
Adam Devine
Booze, bangers. Whatever that means.
Unknown
I don't get it.
Adam Devine
Bros and girls too. Obviously. The SHIP exclusive kickback will have everything your frat party heart could ever desire without having to go to College.
Unknown
So here's my question.
Blake Anderson
Okay, let's go.
Unknown
We did. We weren't in frats. I don't.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Unknown
So are, I mean, I guess is our fan base fratty?
Adam Devine
Yeah, some, some, some of them and some not.
Unknown
I feel like there's a little bit of like, like, we're good, you're not coming in here vibe.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I don't want to. We're good, you're not coming in here vibe on our ship. That's why the cool kids only. I don't like the sound of it.
Blake Anderson
We're all inclusive.
Unknown
Cuz that's going to happen. They're going to be like, you're not allowed to come into your own party and we're going to go.
Adam Devine
That's what I'm saying.
Blake Anderson
I'm saying.
Adam Devine
That's what I'm saying.
Unknown
Although Adam will fight security.
Blake Anderson
I will shower with people. I will co. Shower.
Adam Devine
Oh, so the cool kids only kickback is for the whole. So then just say kick back with the guys. Kick back or party with the, with the guys or whatever.
Blake Anderson
With the bro hands.
Adam Devine
I, I, I, the wordage of it bothers me.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I think we've, you know, we're, we're all about.
Unknown
It's exclusionary. Yep. Thank you, Blake. Go ahead.
Blake Anderson
We're inclusive. Yes.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Blake Anderson
We're an all inclusive ship. Well, we're inclusive.
Unknown
What? Why are you laughing? Yeah, we are. We are an all inclusive ship, chef.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I know. I'm just thinking about showering with my boys.
Unknown
Okay. Do you want a moment? Yeah, give you a moment.
Adam Devine
Dude, I like that you went over. Did you shower with Atba? Is that what happened? We never got to the.
Blake Anderson
No, I just was like, that is a. I said, I'm actually going to talk about this on the podcast because I, I would like to hear my bro's opinion on this.
Adam Devine
And what did AA say?
Unknown
He was like, cool.
Blake Anderson
He's like, I really gotta go. If you can leave.
Unknown
Like, yeah, yeah, that's fire. I gotta go.
Adam Devine
But the other. When I was up in la, I was like, I get breakfast a lot with Ativa and Blake and you know, and so I was up there and it was early and I, I go, hey, breakfast sl. Lunch. And I sent it to Blake and Atiba and, and Blake was like, weirdly cagey and was like, I'm good. And I'm like, okay. The. And then. And he's like, and by the way, don't ask me to go to a Clippers game tonight. I'm busy. And I'm like, all right, Fuck, right? And then I hit up Atiba and Atiba just goes, milan. And I'm like, what I look up at is just in Milan.
Unknown
Dude, that's pretty good.
Adam Devine
Yeah, he's just all over the place.
Unknown
Yeah, he never stops.
Adam Devine
Cool. He'd be in that. Cool kid hang. Only kickback, that's for damn certain.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, he's got quite the life.
Adam Devine
Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys?
Unknown
Yeah, I think that's more like a Blake question.
Blake Anderson
Well, I guess I would like to. No, I don't. I don't want to take back the whole shower.
Unknown
Any take backs or lean ins? Yeah, double.
Adam Devine
Double downs.
Blake Anderson
Well, I would like to double down. You know, at least in California, it's important to conserve water. I think one good way would be not having two shower heads, but just having two people to one shower head. Shower as a friendship, you know, there's nothing wrong with that.
Unknown
Land of fruits and nuts.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Unknown
No, that's why we need the water. That's why we need the water to grow the.
Adam Devine
Yeah, grow the fruits and the nuts. That makes sense.
Unknown
Central Valley.
Blake Anderson
It's a clothed. You know what? It's a clothed friendship shower. If you guys want to take a shower with your friend in your bathing.
Unknown
No, sir, I don't like it.
Blake Anderson
Dm me a photo of you guys doing it. That'd be awesome, dude.
Unknown
Wow. Bm me a photo. Send him a picture of a log.
Blake Anderson
My DMS are open for that.
Adam Devine
And was Billy Zane this week or last week? Because we don't want anyone to die.
Blake Anderson
That was the last.
Unknown
I can't tell. I put this jacket back on and.
Adam Devine
Yeah, you were in the exact same thing.
Unknown
Yeah, I think that was last last week.
Blake Anderson
Week, yeah.
Unknown
Still this week. Don't want him to die.
Blake Anderson
No, no.
Unknown
And Jan, let's eat some vegetables. I don't want you to die either.
Adam Devine
Yeah, no deaths. And I stand by everything I said this week. So this was a great episode of this is Important. Sing this one with me. Is this Chuck Berry?
Unknown
Everybody sings this one how you can't play Route 60.
Adam Devine
So imagine he's singing this while he's pissing on someone's face and farting in someone's mouth.
Unknown
You can't play like Johnny.
Blake Anderson
It was called My Dingling. So I don't know.
Unknown
Run, Run, Rudolph.
Blake Anderson
The signs were come, come, Rudolph.
Adam Devine
He said he plays Run, run, Rudolph.
Unknown
Oh, there we go.
Adam Devine
Dude, if you create this song, you could fart in people's mouth. Without a doubt, you get free reign. I like doing that. I like doing that.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's real peeing people's mouthpieces.
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Podcast Summary: EP 246: Swimsuit Showers With My Dude Friends
This Is Important
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Release Date: April 29, 2025
Episode Title: Swimsuit Showers With My Dude Friends
In this lively episode of "This Is Important," hosts Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and their guest delve into the often-overlooked yet hilariously relatable topic of "Swimsuit Showers With My Dude Friends." Stripping away societal norms and embracing candid conversation, the trio navigates through personal anecdotes, humorous debates, and light-hearted banter, making for an engaging and entertaining listen.
The episode kicks off with Adam Devine posing a seemingly straightforward question: "What gets the most love in the shower?" ([02:21] Adam Devine). This simple inquiry sparks a cascade of personal stories and humorous exchanges about male grooming habits and the dynamics of sharing shower spaces with friends.
Blake Anderson shares a memorable high school experience:
"I used to shower in a Speedo with 20 other men... It was just like, everybody's out." ([31:23] Blake Anderson). This leads to a discussion about locker room etiquette and the often awkward moments that come with shared bathing experiences.
The conversation naturally segues into a playful yet candid debate about male genitalia sizes, a topic both men can comically relate to yet seldom discuss openly. Adam humorously claims:
"I have a nine-inch penis." ([03:05] Adam Devine), prompting lighthearted rebuttals and competitive one-upmanship among the hosts.
Blake counters with:
"Show us your ticks." ([03:15] Blake Anderson), pushing the boundaries of the conversation into more risqué territory, much to the amusement of the group.
One of the standout segments involves a humorous exploration of plaster casting famous men's genitalia, referencing Cynthia Plaster Caster—a real-life artist known for her casts of rock stars’ genitalia. The hosts joke about the absurdity and intrigue surrounding this niche art form:
"I think it's how you approach it, you know, like if she's approaching it mature and professionally, this seems..." ([41:30] Blake Anderson).
Adam adds with a laugh:
"She got Jimi Hendrix. It doesn't say, like, how big these..." ([37:15] Adam Devine).
This segment highlights the group's knack for turning even the most taboo subjects into sources of comedy and camaraderie.
The conversation extends to a mock historical analysis of rock stars and their plaster casts, blending fact with fiction for comedic effect:
"She started off strong... Her last cast was Jimi Hendrix." ([42:40] Adam Devine).
"She died with Jan Terry." ([43:30] Blake Anderson).
These exaggerated tales serve to underscore the ridiculousness of obsessing over such personal attributes, while also paying homage to classic rock legends in a tongue-in-cheek manner.
As the episode progresses, the hosts brainstorm ideas for an upcoming cruise event, infusing their discussion with humor and outrageous suggestions:
Adam proposes:
"We're going to be plaster casting everyone's hardcock on the ship." ([49:52] Adam Devine).
Blake adds playfully:
"Deep throat dive... We're doing dick plasters." ([51:57] Blake Anderson).
Their creative brainstorming session is filled with comedic ideas like "Cool Kids Hang," "Double Shower Heads," and "High Roller Casino Tournaments," each more outrageous than the last. This segment showcases the hosts' chemistry and ability to turn any topic into a source of laughter.
Despite the playful planning, the hosts navigate the fine line between being inclusive and maintaining their comedic edge:
"We're all inclusive... We're inclusive." ([54:32] Blake Anderson).
Adam humorously contemplates removing exclusionary language:
"I want to say the non cool kids only kickback." ([52:59] Adam Devine).
Their banter highlights the challenges of creating engaging content that resonates with a broad audience while retaining their unique comedic voices.
As the episode wraps up, the hosts reinforce their camaraderie and commitment to bringing more entertaining content:
Adam concludes:
"We are working on some pretty big musical guests for the podcast. It's exciting stuff." ([46:49] Adam Devine).
Blake adds with enthusiasm:
"It’s going to be fun, man. I can’t wait." ([46:57] Blake Anderson).
The episode ends on a high note, inviting listeners to anticipate future episodes filled with more humor, stories, and the undeniable chemistry that defines "This Is Important."
Final Thoughts
EP 246 of "This Is Important" masterfully blends humor with candid conversations about men's grooming and friendship dynamics. Through relatable anecdotes, playful debates, and creative brainstorming, Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and their guest create an episode that's both entertaining and engaging. Whether you're tuning in for laughs or the relatable banter, "Swimsuit Showers With My Dude Friends" delivers on all fronts, ensuring listeners are both amused and connected.