Ep 249: He’s Zyn Trouble

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important - Ep 249: He’s Zyn Trouble

Release Date: May 20, 2025
Host(s): Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Production: iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

In Episode 249 of "This Is Important," titled "He’s Zyn Trouble," hosts Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck dive into a myriad of personal and humorous topics. The episode blends light-hearted banter with deeper conversations about aging, intelligence, parenting, and personal experiences, all delivered with the hosts' signature comedic flair.

Aging and Intelligence

The episode kicks off with a candid discussion about the feeling of becoming less sharp with age. Blake Anderson raises the topic, expressing concerns about cognitive decline:

Blake Anderson [26:11]: "Do you guys feel like you're getting dumber? I feel like I'm getting dumber."

Adam Devine offers a reassuring perspective, suggesting that intelligence evolves rather than diminishes:

Adam Devine [26:17]: "You are differently smart."

Kyle Newacheck adds his take, highlighting how parenthood can impact cognitive functions:

Kyle Newacheck [26:37]: "Especially when you start parenting. You're like, oh, my brain starts farting when I talk to my kids."

Parenting Styles and Discipline

The conversation shifts to parenting, with the hosts sharing their experiences and philosophies on disciplining children. They debate the merits and drawbacks of physical punishment versus mental conditioning. Adam Devine discusses the challenges of managing impulsive reactions:

Adam Devine [28:38]: "You just... And you hand the phone to your kid and you go, read that."

Blake Anderson emphasizes the importance of setting boundaries without resorting to physical means:

Blake Anderson [35:03]: "You don't want to get walked over in this life. This life is hard. The only reason I'm being hard on you is because I... The world outside is not nice, dude."

Personal Anecdotes and Experiences

The hosts share various personal stories, often veering into humorous territory. For instance, Kyle recounts an incident at a Queens of the Stone Age concert where he was punched, leading to a humorous yet reflective discussion about handling unexpected aggression:

Kyle Newacheck [52:07]: "My body's fully betrayed."

Adam and Blake build on these anecdotes, creating playful scenarios about retaliatory actions and their comedic outcomes.

Fashion and Personal Style

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to fashion, specifically discussing the evolution of personal style over the years. Adam Devine details his aversion to cargo shorts and the struggle to keep up with changing trends:

Adam Devine [14:16]: "Shorts were too long, and I didn't like cargo shorts."

Kyle Newacheck humorously contemplates simplifying his wardrobe to avoid constant fashion dilemmas:

Kyle Newacheck [16:21]: "I want to buy 20 pairs of pants now and ride them out to the end of my life."

Blake Anderson engages in a light-hearted debate about the technical differences between a chin and a jaw, showcasing the group's dynamic interplay.

Imagined Scenarios: Subway Fight

One of the standout segments involves the hosts imagining how they would react if someone punched them on a subway. This leads to a creative and comedic exchange about martial arts moves, tattoos, and personal defense strategies:

Adam Devine [37:04]: "You have to just take off your bag, set it down, unbutton your shirt slowly... and then you just go crazy on him."

Blake adds his unique twist, suggesting unconventional retaliatory actions:

Blake Anderson [39:03]: "I sweep kick him and then I grab his legs and I put him over his head and then I start licking his ass."

Light-hearted Banter and Future Plans

Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in playful teasing and camaraderie. They discuss potential future projects, such as participating in a triathlon together, reflecting their close-knit friendships and mutual support:

Blake Anderson [63:49]: "I ran the other day, and I envisioned us doing the Malibu Triathlon."

Conclusion

Episode 249 of "This Is Important" offers a blend of humor, personal insights, and relatable discussions. From grappling with the nuances of aging and intelligence to navigating the complexities of parenting and personal style, Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck provide listeners with an engaging and entertaining experience. Their ability to weave together humorous anecdotes with genuine conversations underscores the essence of what makes this podcast a favorite among its audience.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Blake Anderson [26:11]: "Do you guys feel like you're getting dumber? I feel like I'm getting dumber."
• Adam Devine [26:17]: "You are differently smart."
• Kyle Newacheck [26:37]: "Especially when you start parenting. You're like, oh, my brain starts farting when I talk to my kids."
• Adam Devine [28:38]: "You just... And you hand the phone to your kid and you go, read that."
• Kyle Newacheck [16:21]: "I want to buy 20 pairs of pants now and ride them out to the end of my life."
• Adam Devine [37:04]: "You have to just take off your bag, set it down, unbutton your shirt slowly... and then you just go crazy on him."
• Blake Anderson [39:03]: "I sweep kick him and then I grab his legs and I put him over his head and then I start licking his ass."
• Blake Anderson [63:49]: "I ran the other day, and I envisioned us doing the Malibu Triathlon."

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This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 249, ensuring that both regular listeners and newcomers can appreciate the depth and humor of the discussion.

Transcript

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Adam Devine]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today on this Is Important.

[Blake Anderson]

I used to just look at atlases.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He'll bite me. He'll, like, grab my nuts. He might try to eat my asshole. Like, he's a lunatic.

[Adam Devine]

The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow. You guys are idiots. And I go, all right, well, buckle up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, perfect.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do you love it?

[Adam Devine]

All of you guys?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love it. Gold changes, champagne, Every damn thing. I want it all. Damn, son, where'd you find this? What is that? What is that from?

[Blake Anderson]

I want to say it is. I want it rng. I want to say it's a. The Warren G. I want it all. Follow up to the Regulator album. If I'm incorrect, I don't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think you're right. I think it's more. It's like Silk the Shocker or some. I want it all.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I.

[Adam Devine]

That doesn't sound like. Like, Warren G bars.

[Blake Anderson]

I really think it's Warren G. It.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Doesn'T sound like a Warren G song to me. I want it all.

[Blake Anderson]

It might be Skilo. It might be Skilo.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, I don't know how that. It's so weird when a song just will, like.

[Blake Anderson]

It's qu.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know what I mean? It'll just, like.

[Blake Anderson]

What will it do?

[Adam Devine]

Can I get some clarification?

[Blake Anderson]

What will it do?

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know how a song would just gag you?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It'll just pour out of you, and you don't even know where these lyrics are coming from.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, oh.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I said it said we were finishing up with Anna. She's telling us about all the sponsors and yada, yada. And then I'm like, hey, man, I want it all. Brand new cars, diamond rings, gold change to champagne. Every damn thing.

[Blake Anderson]

And you know what? In a matter of fact, it is definitely an all.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What's up, Negroes and Negroes? I want it all. So I gotta wake up and. And thanks to y' all, I got plaques on the wall know how to paper.

[Adam Devine]

Is that. Were you rapping 10 or. That was a Mac 10 verse Adam was doing then. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, look, it's Daz Dillinger. It's okay. Warren G. It's corrupt. And I do believe that was the voice of Mac 10. That sounded like Mac 10 to me.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a whole west coast, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

What a way to start a song, huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry. And I skipped it. And that's not a new board drop.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That is not a new board drop, by any chance?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wish it was.

[Adam Devine]

I think.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm not. Not.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not supporting, but that is a hell of a way to introduce. It's not.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's not a banger, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm glad I skipped ahead.

[Adam Devine]

When Twitter came out, I remember being like, can you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I remember when Twitter came out.

[Adam Devine]

Can you retweet a tweet that has the nword in it if you're a white person.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, look at you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think you could do whatever you want. Whether the repercussions.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you, Adam. Thank you, Adam. I think you can, but should you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Should you need that question.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I forgot. Adam's the bad boy of race relations.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you can.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, you do what you want, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, you can. I'm just saying it might. You know, that might blow back on you. That might not be a good thing.

[Adam Devine]

So I guess that's what I might. I'm getting after.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, how much flack would you have gotten?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Blow back after blowback after.

[Blake Anderson]

How much blowback would you have got?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. I remember asking our founding father, Walt Newman, who discovered us, plucked us from obscurity, and I go, can we do this? And he's like, yeah, what? And I go, all right, green light.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And he was like, are you asking me because I'm black? And you're like, what? No.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

No, Blow back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Swing.

[Adam Devine]

Swing. What was that for?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wonder. I wonder if our black friends are annoyed when you ask them very specific questions only because they're black. I. I wonder if they're like, all right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. As if they had the. Like be the. The.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The spokesperson, like, the voice of their entire race. I bet. I bet it does. It's a little. A little annoying.

[Adam Devine]

But you know what? I love explaining white people. It's. It's so easy.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. It happens to me about, like, Czechoslovakian.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I get approached about, like, Czechoslovakian culture. It's crazy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why? Because you are not Czechoslovakian at all, sweetheart.

[Blake Anderson]

I am. My roots are in Czechoslovakia. You know that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is that. Is that where that fucking crow magnum jaw came from? Checklist of oculus.

[Blake Anderson]

Kidding me? You kidding me, brother? Where do you think this is? What do you think this jaw is? If. If not Czechoslovakia?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think that is cave. Caveman. Yeah, that's right. Now that you said that, and I put it together with the chin, it almost.

[Blake Anderson]

Now I'm saying check, chin, check.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Baby, you better check yourself.

[Adam Devine]

You. I would argue that it's. It's. It is chin, but it's also just a lot of jaw. Like, it's not like you have a chin that is like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. It's not one of these.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what's the difference between chin and jaw? Jaws all the way up, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Do we all work? What do you think the difference between a chin and a jaw is, Blake?

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay. So you're saying like, a chin is like Jay Leno, how everything forms right at the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The peak.

[Blake Anderson]

Exact chin, and you're saying that I have. I. I go all the way up?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think you have, like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you want to use technical terms, all the way up is a great way to explain your. Your. Your job.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you. I'm all the way up. I'm all the way up. Yeah. I've got a. I've got a Czechoslovakian jaw. Not so much a chin. What kind of chin do you think I have? That's probably Irish chin right there. If I got my 23 and me. Because look. Do you look it? I'm kind of hyped. I've got, like, gross. Zero gray in the beard.

[Adam Devine]

Must. Must be nice.

[Blake Anderson]

A little bit. I feel like when I went to Zach's birthday. Pizza's birthday.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

His 40th, he was like, dude, my.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Great friend Zachary Leonardo. He goes by I wish I was pizza on Instagram. Give him a follow.

[Blake Anderson]

He's a great guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Great guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Such a great guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Number one.

[Blake Anderson]

Just love Zach.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I just love him.

[Blake Anderson]

But he, like, looked at me, he's like, you don't have any gray in your beard. And then at his birthday, he said that. And then I went home, and the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Next he was blackout drunk.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Yes. I started to see it. I started. I feel like he cursed me.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not even going to jump on that one.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like he put it. Put it into my. My skin.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I doubt it. I think you're just the right age to start to turn gray.

[Adam Devine]

So you didn't have one that night and the next morning. You did?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he did. He gave it to me. You're disaster.

[Kyle Newacheck]

My guy.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, what's happening in your world? Any yachts or premieres or anything? Like a basketball show or something?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I did. No, I went to. I did a fun thing in my neighborhood the other night. It was so sick. It was right down the street at that pizza place down the street.

[Adam Devine]

Cruisers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

And where Zach's birthday was. What the hell?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, where Zach's birthday was in the parking lot. They did a throwback, like, 90s early 2000s festival that. It was all. What. What do you call them bands that. Throwback bands. Yes, but cover bands. Cover.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes or no.

[Adam Devine]

You know what they call themselves? They call them something besides cover. Tribute trib.

[Blake Anderson]

Huge bands.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, exactly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So there was Blink One More Time, and it. They saying all Blink 182 and then. No Duh was. No doubt.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a great name. That's a great name. I know exactly what you are.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You didn't like Blink One More Time?

[Blake Anderson]

I. If you said that to me, I would not associate that with Blink 182.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blink one more Time, I guess. Yeah. But no Duh is. Is spot on. And they were fantastic. And the. The. The bassist or guitarist, maybe, I think guitarist looked exactly like Isaac. It was very fun. Thank you, God. Isaac showed up. It was great. He was pounding beers like he had never drank before. Getting radical. It was good to see he was chasing some demons. And then, yeah, there was a whole other. The Emo Kids. And they came out and played a lot of, you know, early 2000s, deep.

[Adam Devine]

Cut, just general emo music.

[Blake Anderson]

Emo Kids. Is that a play on Get Up Kids or what?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know what it was. I think it's. They're. They sang a lot of like, I'm Just a Kid. But then they do a funny thing where they'd go, I'm actually 38. I'm not. I'm just a kid. I'm 34. Yes. Points. And so it was actually better because they didn't only have to sing Blink 182 because the Blink 182 guys, they were good at it.

[Adam Devine]

They're handcuffed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But it's not Blink 182.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know.

[Adam Devine]

And what is the I'm Just a Kid song?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a simple plan.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a song.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Feel free to blast that. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, did you have a. Did you have a good time? That's all I wanted.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Oh, I Had a great time, too. Yeah, the. The. The mother in law was watching the kid. Me and Chloe got to go out.

[Blake Anderson]

The. Yeah, the community mother in law.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, the mother in law. And. Well, you only have one.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Unless you get.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I like when I watch Blake learn something in real time. I see it just kind of wash over him as he absorbs it and goes. And now I. I know more.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, shut up, man. I'm listening to this song. I'll skip ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When you're spending every day on your own. And here it goes. I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare. I'm.

[Blake Anderson]

They didn't start that song like Warren G did.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm just a kid. Life is a nightmare.

[Blake Anderson]

But come on, guys.

[Adam Devine]

What the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Suburban whites.

[Adam Devine]

Suburban whites.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Everything was so hard when in fact, you look back, and as a suburban white, it was. Had it pretty easy. Why was I screaming that song at the top of my lungs?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know, man.

[Adam Devine]

Mom, you buy a spiral bound notebook. I need loose leaf. Mom, they're teasing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Life is a nightmare.

[Blake Anderson]

Applied to be the aomi guy in the doorway. And they said.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They said, no, no, no, no. I knew. I knew not to go near that.

[Blake Anderson]

I knew I wasn't going to be abro.

[Adam Devine]

Classic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Adam Devine]

We got it. We got it.

[Blake Anderson]

What did you call it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

A crombie. Call it a crom.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think I've ever said the word aloud.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you ever wear. I could see dur. Wearing ab. Crombie. Did you ever wear abrombe.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, I did not. No, I was never.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I don't think I did. I think I might have had, like, a polo at some point.

[Adam Devine]

You want to ask me?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I know that you would have been the guy, but I think it was a little after your time. That was my pitch.

[Adam Devine]

Abercrombie landed full force when I was in high school and took over.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But I was not a fan, and here's why.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. And let's unpack this. Wait. We'll be right back.

[Adam Devine]

Shorts were too long, and I didn't like cargo shorts. Didn't like cargo shorts.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Naked grandma fought it for many, many years. I don't think I. Cargo shorts Until I moved to L. A. Maybe I gave up. I couldn't find short shorts anywhere. I just told my son this story the other day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, you're.

[Adam Devine]

You.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You wanted shorts? Extra short.

[Adam Devine]

I just wanted short shorts.

[Blake Anderson]

They.

[Adam Devine]

They were getting longer and longer. And I was like, what the fuck is going on here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Who cares?

[Blake Anderson]

So you didn't rock, like, like, Dickie shorts? Like, what were you. No, because you could definitely get shorts that didn't have cargo pockets if you, like, went straight, like, Dickies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, but Dickies are the longest shorts.

[Adam Devine]

Are the longest shorts available.

[Blake Anderson]

So you wanted short shorts, no pockets.

[Adam Devine]

I wanted no cargo pockets. And then they just, like, ceased to exist. And then I bought cargo shorts. Then literally six months later, fashion change, short shorts are back, and I get. God damn it. Got all these cargo trucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Son of a.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Isn't it nice when it. When fashion loops back you, like, again? And. And I'm so scared because right now, like, baggy pants are in. I can finally. My thighs and ass can finally fit that breath and ass. They could finally fit into pants and shorts again. But it's starting to tighten back up. I know that it is. It's looping back around already.

[Adam Devine]

Are you going to go full. Full loose Hollywood pants, Adam?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I will.

[Blake Anderson]

God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want to do. I want.

[Adam Devine]

You're gonna go like. This is just like, my math teachers growing up had, like, the big, loose slacks loose.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want to look like D.L. hughley or Steve Harvey.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.

[Blake Anderson]

Comedy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Call me my math teachers. It was like the kings of comedy suits. And I was just like, I'm never. I'm not. That's not for me.

[Blake Anderson]

Cedric the Adam Tainer dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I would love that. I would love that, dude. And that's what is, like, fashionable right now. I'm like, okay, let me ride that. And then what's cool is we're now at the age where you don't have to follow trends.

[Blake Anderson]

Toasty.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You don't have to go one direction.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love it. So. So now I can finally go, okay, I can buy 20 pairs of pants now. Ride it out to the end of my life.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

What are you talking, bro? You guys are celebrities. You're still in the public eye. You're on. Thank you, Jimmy Fallon. Like, you need to still approach fashion. You can't just roll up in big dog T shirts, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Big, wide, loose pants, though.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Look at. Dude, look at Adam Sandler. Oh, he's been dressed in, like, a elementary school kid his entire career.

[Adam Devine]

Adam's Adam. That's your fashion icon, right, Adam?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

He stamped that. He's a. He's almost a fashionista off of being anti fashion.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Well, it. Then you need to really slop your game up because you're kind of riding.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm not. It's not. It's not a sloppy look. It's a. It's a. It's a tailored look, you know, but it's. Who, me? What I'm doing? Yes. I'm not.

[Blake Anderson]

Would you rather be like tailored out of fashion or like so out of fashion that you're back in fashion?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want to not think about fashion in the way that I know you do. Great ass. Every day. You're constantly thinking about keeping up with the Joneses. I don't want to think about that at all. I want to buy 20 pairs of pants.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then die.

[Adam Devine]

Bury them in all the pants. Freaking see you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Live in these 20 pairs of pants for the rest of my life and never have to go pant shopping. Never buy another pants.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then buy them in some sizes. Maybe go two sizes up from where I'm at now to have some wiggle room when you get a little.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Did your grandparents dress from their best era Minded for sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. My grand. I never saw my grandfather in jeans. He would go fishing in slacks. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

In the 90s, my grandparents were dressed still like it was because they had like. That was like their top earning years. They're like most stylish clothes.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

They were still rocking that.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that the when, like they would wear the pants above their belly button, like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The whole nine yards, by the way.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I would love that.

[Adam Devine]

Trench coats, like derby hat. And I'm like, huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, sir. I would love that. My grandfather wore slacks, dress shoes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And a button up. Every day. Every day.

[Adam Devine]

Right. And you would love that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I'm like, that's. That's what I would love. I mean, not that, but that's not your area. I want to wear. I want to wear some baggy jeans.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You need jankos and a T shirt or.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Or exactly what I'm wearing now. A T shirt and basketball trunks.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Or shorts. Oops.

[Adam Devine]

Winning basketball trunks. This guy's a baller. I do want to give credit to Atiba Jefferson, who's always worn big pants.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

He really waited it. He didn't. He never went skinny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And everyone noticed. Everyone talked about it. He doesn't know, but everyone talked about it behind his back a lot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did Atiba ever wear skinny jeans? I bet.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think he ever had a skinny jean era.

[Adam Devine]

Never. Never seen it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, you know, it's hard to skateboard in skinny jeans, but they did.

[Adam Devine]

That's what they did.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow. They did. Wow. Did they ever.

[Adam Devine]

And didn't they, Blake? Didn't they.

[Blake Anderson]

Didn't they ever. We did we.

[Adam Devine]

And did you say didn't or do you say didn't.

[Blake Anderson]

I? It all depends. It depends. You catch me. I say didn't. No, I think I said didn't.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Didn't it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I say didn't.

[Blake Anderson]

You say didn't, which is fine.

[Adam Devine]

He says didn't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Didn't.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't say didn't. I say didn't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I say so dumb. I say, you're so dumb. I say, we're all so dumb. Yeah, we're all so.

[Adam Devine]

I say potato.

[Blake Anderson]

We're not. We're not as dumb as you're speaking on the fly.

[Adam Devine]

The more people listen, the more they're like, unfollow. You guys are idiots. Dance. And I go, I'm a dumbass.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It is. It is a little bit like, wow, how did they create a television show? How are they good at what they do when. When. When you hear them on the fly sound so dumb?

[Blake Anderson]

Here is what the podcast has opened up to me and exposed myself to. Is that.

[Adam Devine]

Go for it. I'm gonna go take a shot.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't speak well on the fly, but if you give me a second to think about it and gather my knowledge that I've gathered throughout my life, I can form.

[Adam Devine]

Gather. Gather. Gather. Gather.

[Blake Anderson]

Like one word.

[Adam Devine]

Collected.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a stupid dumbass.

[Adam Devine]

Accumulated.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I can gather my knowledge that I've. What's another word? Gather.

[Blake Anderson]

I can form pretty intelligent sentences after I've gathered everything I've learned.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Gathered.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm not. I'm not as dumb as you, guy.

[Adam Devine]

I think this is a slippery. This is a trap.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Telling people you're not dumb.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's. It's way better. It's way better to lean into being dumb. And then when you can know another word for gather, then. Then people are like, wow, he does know a synonym for gather.

[Adam Devine]

In my 50s, I'm gonna buckle. I'm gonna, you know, hunker down and really start learning.

[Blake Anderson]

Gathering, gathering.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So wait, you're only, what, 44 now? 43.

[Adam Devine]

Come on. Now almost all we're knocking on 44. It's this month.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Donkey knocking on 44. So you have six years.

[Adam Devine]

What time is this? When's this drop this episode?

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, is it that. Is that close?

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

Here's my thing. Do you guys feel like you're getting. Getting dumber? I feel like I'm getting dumber.

[Adam Devine]

You are differently smart.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'll say that for you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think I'm. I think my brain is rotting.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you are brain rot.

[Adam Devine]

I'm getting wiser, like about life, but I think I'm getting dumber. Like I just don't have room for stuff. Especially when you start parenting. You're like, oh, my brain starts farting when I talk to my kids. I can't do a complete sentence.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, I would say that is right.

[Blake Anderson]

I got some geography questions that threw me for a motherfucking loop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, dude, you thought Ohio was on the west coast, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's, that's even. That's just the United States. The fact that I that up is really bad. But then I got asked like, okay, do other countries have states? I'm like, no, we're the only ones who have states. And then as soon as I go.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know the answer to that. Who else has states?

[Blake Anderson]

Mexico has. Mexico has 31 states.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Right, Great. By the way, not knowing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shut up.

[Adam Devine]

Ohio isn't on the east coast is dumber than knowing states in Mexico is way dumber.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, well, I wish I would have known it's hard. It's hard. There's a lot of knowledge in this world. It's really hard to gather it all.

[Adam Devine]

And it's really embarrassing to be like. When you get asked something by your kid, then you're like, let's Google it. And then they're like, you're an idiot. You just Google everything. You don't know anything.

[Blake Anderson]

I used to just look at Atlas.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I feel like I know which son says that to you. And I would be. I feel like you're. You're. Your. Your oldest son would really take me to task, I think. I think he could really dress you down and be like, you're an idiot, and you. And you could feel that in your soul.

[Adam Devine]

He used to ask me questions, and now when we, like, drive anywhere, it's just quiet because he's like, you can't. He's like, there's nothing I can.

[Blake Anderson]

You lose.

[Adam Devine]

I'm wasting my time. If I speak with you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm not getting anything from you. I'm light years ahead of you.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I'll fucking talk if I need to know about Dobie Gillis or whatever, you know?

[Adam Devine]

Wow. Fucking great poll.

[Blake Anderson]

Thanks, man. I gathered it a while ago.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. What. You know what it is? It's just quiet. And then when the light turns green, he's like, you can go now.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

And then I just, like, slam on the brakes real quick and.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Jack, is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is there ever a point? And Anders has boys, so it's probably different than. Than Blake. But do. Do you ever just want to, like, just hit your kids?

[Adam Devine]

We've been over this. Because I was hit. It's like the first. It's the first instinct. You're like, this is when you hit him. This is the moment.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. This is when you just give a little whack and you're like.

[Adam Devine]

And you don't have the tools because you can't pull from your chains and whips. Woodshed. No, you can't pull from, like, your experience as a kid. Hearing your parents be like. So I'm like, inventing, you know, I mean, I'm like, that's it. When my wife sends me, like, the articles, I read, like, the headline, and then, like, the little one underneath that. I'm like, oh, maybe something from that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, so what are you trying to. What? And the articles are like, here's why we don't hit our kids. Or, what is.

[Adam Devine]

I wouldn't read that. I wouldn't read that.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's like, here's some alternate Alternative, different, like parenting. Right. You got some like, new. New age punishments.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, different parenting stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You just. You scroll down to the bottom paragraph where they go. In summary. Yeah, don't hit them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But.

[Adam Devine]

But, yeah, yeah, no, but you know, you're trying. Shut the up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is when you put it into chat GPT and go summarize this article for me. Yeah, I could do that probably, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Should I hit my.

[Adam Devine]

You just. You just. And you hand the phone to your kid and you go, read that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You read that, do that, do that.

[Adam Devine]

But like, instinctually, I don't have the like.

[Blake Anderson]

Dad, dad.

[Adam Devine]

GPT says my knee jerk reaction is to knee. This little jerk is like, okay, yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Points.

[Adam Devine]

Definitely physical. As opposed to like, like, this is the moment you say that one thing that made you kind of check yourself as a kid. Yeah, like. Like when I hear people go where.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You say, hey, oh, do you want to be a. So like, stuff like that. You want to be a dude? They keep doing that. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And then I go, too late. You are one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You are one.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm not gonna let you up until you say, sorry. No, but like, remember when I, I. Whenever people would be like, when your parents say, like, I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. Like, isn't that the worst? I'm like, like, I'm like, what world are you talking about?

[Blake Anderson]

This is some real emo.

[Adam Devine]

Is it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Hell yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm not angry. I'm disappointed.

[Adam Devine]

But like, that was never like a thing in my household. They were like, I'm angry. Right? Like, it. There was never like a. I'm just disappointed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I never really got that. The only time I ever. Because my parents wouldn't really get that angry. It mostly was just like, whatever, I'm pissed now. And that I really didn't get hit. I probably should have been hit it a few more times than I was. But. Kyle, you have. You have actually. I have. Yeah, you have.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't worry about it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You hit me one time when I was. I was snapping a.

[Adam Devine]

This is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think I was. Yes. No, I was flicking a. A candy necklace and flicking you with the things. And you told me if I do that again. And I did it and you hit me viciously hard right in my chest and I lost my breath.

[Blake Anderson]

I do remember that.

[Adam Devine]

This is having older brothers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It wasn't. It wasn't a tit for tat. It was. It was to a 3 to a 10.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The amount. The pain scale.

[Adam Devine]

But this is having. This is having older brothers.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And when you with older brothers, this is how they react. You were.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And by the way. And I'm never gonna flick you with a candy necklace ever again. I learned.

[Adam Devine]

I learned. I gave you the warning.

[Blake Anderson]

At least after he says, don't do it. At least after he. She says, like, don't do it. If you do it again, it's. It's coming back to you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So really, I learned, like, I could take it up to a point with dirt, and then I have to back.

[Blake Anderson]

You can take it up to a point with everybody.

[Kyle Newacheck]

With you. I. I'll just do it all day long. I'll do it all day long.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. All right. Wait till I snap. I'm coming back with weapons.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blake's. Blake's weapons would be so funny. They're like, back with just like some foam. Numb chucks. I'm gonna get you.

[Adam Devine]

I got you a pool noodle. Come here.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm buying a gun tomorrow. Fuck this.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, what. What are your knee jerk reactions when they're writing on the wall or like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They'Re doing whatever shit in their pants throwing it at you?

[Blake Anderson]

Me?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, my kid's so young. I'm not gonna hit a one year old.

[Adam Devine]

But Adam's not there yet. Yeah, you don't hit him. You just twist the arm skin. Go ahead. Go ahead, Blake. You hit him with a phone book.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, you set a bar. So if you.

[Adam Devine]

If.

[Blake Anderson]

If you set the bar so far that it's hitting, then the kid will walk into that. But if you make the bar, hey, you got to sit on this bench and stay there. That will feel like a super effective punishment.

[Adam Devine]

Like, and the bench has, like, nails.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, the bench has.

[Adam Devine]

It's like a bench of nails, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. That's genius. That's genius. I didn't understand it.

[Blake Anderson]

As soon as you start to break the. The plane of like, like the mental punishment into, like, the physical punishment, it just. It changes it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

God, how much. How many times have you called betterhelp.com because this seems like it was straight up from a. That is not a thing that you thought up your own. Someone told you that through your years and years and years of seeing someone and talking to someone?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You learn it along the way. You learn as you go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, for sure. I don't. I don't want to learn nothing.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want it to become.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to talk to other parents and hear. You have to learn from them. I feel like back in the day, maybe parents didn't even talk to Each other.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just like about parents.

[Blake Anderson]

We're all. Yeah, we all. We all beat their ass.

[Adam Devine]

You think? Parents didn't talk to each other at all, though?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Often where parents.

[Adam Devine]

I've. I've definitely gotten better parenting.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I feel this gentle parenting technique I feel is pretty made though.

[Adam Devine]

I thought about this the other day.

[Blake Anderson]

It doesn't have to be gentle. It doesn't have to be gentle. It has to be like mental warfare is the harshest thing it can be. Here.

[Adam Devine]

This is the perfect mix. You know how like you can have a freak in the sheets, a lady in the streets with a freak in the sheets.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Disaster.

[Kyle Newacheck]

My God, when I'm thinking about my kids, I'm always thinking about that phrase.

[Adam Devine]

You want to apply the same thing to your daughters? This is the way. No, you. You want them to be.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's life.

[Adam Devine]

Like a.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

But you want them to have like, great. A personal grit. Thank you. Exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You want them to be. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Like, you don't want them to be aggressive, but you want them to be able to handle themselves.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't want to get walked over in this life. This life is hard. The only reason I'm being hard on you is because I. The. The world outside is not nice, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I would. I would love to hear that conversation with your 2 year old. Life is hard.

[Blake Anderson]

Sit on these nails.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Life is hard. The only reason I'm making you sit on this bench is because life is hard and I'm preparing you just a kid. I know that it's not fair.

[Adam Devine]

The thing about getting walked on by like other people, though, like, I don't know, like, the more people I meet who let that kind of stuff to slide, they're like, yeah, I got walked on. But like the person who's walking on people, that's gonna come back to bite them in the ass.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Yeah, I believe in that.

[Adam Devine]

I heard somebody tell a story the other day about getting punched on the subway because they like got on and were standing too close to somebody who was like, get the off of me and punch them in the face. And I was like a. That person's obviously like crazy lunatic.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And hates themselves and.

[Adam Devine]

And you know, let's. Let's say for. For a better story or whatever. They're not a crazy like per street person or whatever. They're just a guy who's got a short fuse who's like, you're too close to me and I'm gonna punch you to tell you to back the up.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, is that person just gonna go to jail someday? Like they've got some shit they're going through?

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Or do I fight this person?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And potentially ruin my day or life or whatever? Like Con Air?

[Kyle Newacheck]

The older I've gotten, the more I wouldn't fight that exactly. But I would say even 10 years ago, I think I would have swung on that guy. If I suddenly get punched unprovoked. And I, I think I would try to fight that. Man, I'm pissed now. A decade ago, but now I wouldn't.

[Adam Devine]

You go, Iowa, wrestling on him?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I would. I would take him. I'd take him down at the hips, take him down the ground a little. Ground to pound, obviously.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta assess that. What was that situation? It was just like, one on one. Were you with your boys? Were you with your, your family?

[Adam Devine]

No, we're not.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's no boys, no boys. There's no family.

[Adam Devine]

It's like one on one.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's one on one and he's one on one.

[Blake Anderson]

Who are you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And let's say he's a business guy. It doesn't seem like he's carrying a shiv or whatever, you know, he's just like a regular guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like a Wall street bro.

[Adam Devine]

And he's got the. He's almost your twin. Same body type.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Just so it's just so it's fair. Just so it's fair.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, not me, because we're not Wall Street. That'd be like a rocker.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, okay, same body type. Like, you're not talking about your hair isn't your body type.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my bad, my bad.

[Adam Devine]

Like, there's, there's ways to be like, oh, yeah. Like, that guy doesn't take shit. Right? Like, he doesn't fuck around. Right? He's like a fuck around and find out type guy. But also you're like, it's a crowded subway, dude. I'm just trying to ride this train. And you punch me like, are you crazy or do I have to fight you now?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I almost.

[Adam Devine]

How does this person learn, man?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm really torn up.

[Adam Devine]

You're an asshole. I don't know what's happening.

[Blake Anderson]

Might be turning into a. And I lie like this.

[Adam Devine]

I blame better help, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

This might be better help's fault.

[Blake Anderson]

Hell, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We just lost them as a sponsor.

[Adam Devine]

No, they love this show.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I, I. And maybe I'm walking this back. You almost have to fight this guy. You almost have to. At least, at least Push him and say, what the fuck is your problem? It's a packed subway.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Well, then it's a fight then. It's a fight.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's already pushed you.

[Adam Devine]

So if you're going to push him.

[Blake Anderson]

You push him back, then it's on.

[Adam Devine]

Why are you even pushing him? If I'm punched, I'm now punching. I'm not getting punched. And then pushing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

If I'm pushed, it's a push to create separation.

[Adam Devine]

I'm either pushing or punching so you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don'T get punched again.

[Adam Devine]

What are you a fucking. It's a push Instagram video where they. They show the person get beat up and they're like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

To create separation.

[Adam Devine]

Right, sure. Okay. And then nose into the brain. Nose into brain.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you do? Like, I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

You definitely don't go from punch to push.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you go straight sweep kick. What are you talking about? You go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you kick it. You take them out at the knee.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You got low.

[Adam Devine]

You go low and then you make them suck your.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. You force them to lick your.

[Blake Anderson]

And then. Yeah, you put your dick right.

[Adam Devine]

Now, since you're Nathan, since you're down there.

[Blake Anderson]

Is this what you wanted?

[Adam Devine]

Next stop.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Meanwhile, it's like 5pm it's absolutely packed. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was actually kind of rooting for the guy that got punched until he made it. The other guy eat his.

[Blake Anderson]

Disaster.

[Kyle Newacheck]

My guy. Yeah, that got accurate. Real aggressive. I'd say that's even more aggressive than getting punched in the face.

[Adam Devine]

You turn around and someone just goes, I love New York City.

[Blake Anderson]

He then sweep kicked him. He blanca sweep kicked him and then put his nuts all the way down.

[Adam Devine]

Into his mouth in one fail swoop. Sweeping the leg, turning.

[Blake Anderson]

It was crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Underwear gets pulled down, face ends up. He credit. He credit card. Slides your ass crack with his nose. Goes right into the bottom.

[Blake Anderson]

I've been waiting for this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, wait, so that guy ate his. I thought the. I thought you were fortune. I thought you were forcing him to.

[Adam Devine]

Eat your asshole his own.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So he punches me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But then I. I sweep the legs and he. When he goes down all in one move.

[Blake Anderson]

No, not. No, no, no. I have a different.

[Adam Devine]

What's your move?

[Blake Anderson]

I sweep kick him and then I grab his legs and I put him over his head and then I start licking his ass.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, let me. I'm trying to like, picture this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And I say, now, now you. Now you want to push me, baby. You don't want to push me. Anymore, do you?

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, because you're liking what I'm doing.

[Adam Devine]

You're licking what I'm. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, you told him. You got him, man.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. Anything else in the news or you lose.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But that's very much like a. The type of thing. I think you would almost be so shocked that you would probably do nothing. I think the three of us would more than likely not do anything in that moment. Unless it's like you just snap. Which I've snapped for less.

[Adam Devine]

But that's the thing is that. Do you want to be somebody who is so shocked? Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. I mean. I mean, I've snapped for less, so.

[Blake Anderson]

But Adam. I feel like. Adam, you. You snap for other reasons. Like, how often do you snap on, like a. A. Like a. Someone is initiating a fight? That's just a different. You really have to gauge a lot of stuff at that point.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But you. When you snap, there's no gauging there. You just snap, and suddenly you're ready, you're flying high.

[Blake Anderson]

Hell yeah, brother.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You didn't know that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Give me a hell yeah. I feel like the part of the reason I snap was a thing that I've developed since childhood, that if you act like a psychopath, no one wants to fight you because you're like, this guy will eat my face. Like he's a lunatic. Like, I don't want to fight him because he'll bite me. He'll, like, grab my nuts. He might try to eat my asshole like he's a lunatic. Yeah, but if this guy is already punched you in the face, then you can't. There's no elevating past that because he's already in fight mode.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Let's step this out. Okay. Ready? You get on the train, the guy next to you turns, punches you in the face.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yep. We've established this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Nose bloody. Back the up off of me. Don't. Don't stand so close.

[Blake Anderson]

You're bloody.

[Adam Devine]

You have to just take off your bag.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Set it down.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You have a bag.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait. What?

[Adam Devine]

Unbutton your shirt slowly. Let him watch you do this.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait. You gotta crack your neck.

[Adam Devine]

You. You cross your hands on your chest, and then you just scratch yourself all the way across in an X. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm a dude.

[Adam Devine]

And then you just. Just go crazy on him, Right? And if you fail, you at least tried. And if you win, you get to tell everybody on the train that you are the king daddy of the subway.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, yeah. Then that's a cool story.

[Blake Anderson]

No, if you failed. You are viral as hell. Because it's like, look at this, bro. Who took.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, you know what I think you need to do is you need to have a really scary, scary tattoo or, like, a phrase tattooed on your chest. So then when you take off your shirt, everyone's like, what the. Like, oh, I'm. This is really scary.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what is it? Are you saying, like, something Shakespearean? Like, what could it possibly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Blake.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Terrifying. Like you should be or not to be.

[Blake Anderson]

You're saying a scary phrase. Nothing. Like, don't with me. Like, I'm like, okay, you're dork. But if it's like some.

[Adam Devine]

I have to like, Adam means like, snake, dragons eating.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm talking like. Like Satan. Some Satan tattoo. Yeah, the goat or the goat guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Or like, I thought you said a phrase.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, I don't know any, like, Satan phrases off the top of my head.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm saying if. If what? If. If it's words. Because, of course, we could have a picture. Like, you could have a. Yeah, imagine.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You take it off full on Yakuza tattoos, and everyone's like, what the is this then?

[Blake Anderson]

But I'm like, saying what someone's like.

[Adam Devine]

Seems like cultural appropriation. You're like, I'm in the middle of something. Just give me a second. We'll address that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then. But then they don't know. They don't know how much Asian ancestry I have.

[Adam Devine]

I lived in Japan.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They don't know.

[Adam Devine]

My wife is Japanese. My children are Japanese.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's whole backstory you're telling to the crowd.

[Blake Anderson]

Timeout.

[Adam Devine]

Time out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Details.

[Blake Anderson]

What could your chest say that would warn someone not to with you? That could be taken seriously?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'll eat your ass.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't.

[Adam Devine]

I was gonna try and think of one, and now I kind of don't.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I think it would be something Shakespearean, personally.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Blake. N. Name something Shakespeare in there.

[Blake Anderson]

Or maybe. No, you know what? It would have to be something in like, pig.

[Adam Devine]

Or not pig Latin, I bite my thumb at you.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it'd have to be regular Latin. Like, I'm a. I'm a Relius. I don't know. I would have to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, very cool. Very cool phrase.

[Adam Devine]

I want something no one can read.

[Kyle Newacheck]

First of all, you. You want something that's easy, because in the moment, you want them to read it and be like, oh, what the fuck? I mean, if it says, like, Hell's Angels chapter whatever, you know, know, you know, it's like, that's good.

[Blake Anderson]

That's good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You're, like, affiliated to some gang or in some way or, you know, that's good.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, great, Great.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Call Ailius Rodriguei or whatever the. You just said.

[Blake Anderson]

You take your shirt off and it says, I am a Hell's Angels.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Stay away with me.

[Adam Devine]

What if it just says, stay away, buddy, you just with the wrong alien, then it's like freaking see you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then there's an ice agent on the train. He comes and takes you away immediately. Yeah. It's like, oh, Oh, O.

[Adam Devine]

Interesting points. Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Points.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course, of course. But just to avoid.

[Adam Devine]

To avoid that situation, those words are kind of lit by like a. You have like, a flying saucer up here on your chest.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

And the light below that says you just with the wrong alien from outer space.

[Blake Anderson]

I honestly think Kyle has this on his chest, but is what it is, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I could see.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle would lose. Kyle would just start going. He'd get punched, and then he would start screaming and not fighting the guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's exactly.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle would, like. You've seen the video. The dude, like, headbutting the car to intimidate the dude and then he knocks himself out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. That's the best.

[Blake Anderson]

I must have seen that. I must have seen that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's the best.

[Adam Devine]

That's Kyle. That's Kyle.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've. Yeah. I feel Kyle would scream and yell, and the guy would probably be off put and be like, all right, I'm not gonna fight this psychopath, Beth.

[Adam Devine]

Right. But.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then Kyle would, like, call Isaac and quit whatever job he's working on.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

It's done.

[Adam Devine]

Right, Right, right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's like, I quit. I'm done, dude. This guy hit me on the subway. And Isaac would be like, what does that have to do with your work?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. Isaac would be like, did you take off your shirt and show him your tattoo and be like, I did. He laughed at it. He didn't take it seriously.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I screamed. I screamed and said, why, dad?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, freaking see you. I'm not allowed back. Back in New York now. It's a whole thing.

[Blake Anderson]

This is what it is. Oh, God. Oh, God.

[Adam Devine]

But don't. But here's my. So the final question for this whole scenario is, do you want to be a person who. When you get punched in the face? Yeah, because Adam, you said, like, in the job, so shocked you'd be. You'd be so shocked. Or do you want to be the person who goes, I just got punched. I'm in a fight now. Who do you want to be?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know. I would prefer to be the guy that gets in the fight. But I think. Think we are all in a precarious situation that if you get in a fight, someone could. If you hit someone, like, I'm jacked as. And I know my boys are too. And if I catch someone just right, he's toast. Dude, I'm. I don't want to kill a man on the subway. And then you kill the man.

[Adam Devine]

But what if you. What if you could. What if you could?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Then your family sues you, and then they now live in your house and they're your. Your wife and they are raising your child.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Honey. Honey, it's court ordered.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, that's how it goes, man. And I don't know if I'm willing to give up all of that, but.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, Great answer. I like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So you're a. Yeah, I. I guess.

[Adam Devine]

Because I think that's what it comes down to is a. Just considers things right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I don't. I don't know what would happen. I mean, you guys know me. I do. I can. I do have a. A switch.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It takes me a long time to get to that point, but then I will snap. And I'm afraid. I'm afraid Being punched in the face would be me. I, I, I guess I. The only time I was ever punched in the face was I was at a Queens of the Stone Age concert in San Diego, and I was punched in the face and the guy broke my nose and.

[Blake Anderson]

But you were young.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was young. I was 19 or 20.

[Blake Anderson]

You didn't have your man bought team.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So they took me out the back because I was bleeding everywhere, and security ushered me out the back, and now they're like, kicking me out. And I'm like, what the. I was like, right. I'm. Where the is this guy? This guy came out and was the scariest looking guy. He was like 6, 4, huge, 2.

[Adam Devine]

Years old, he was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And. But, like, had very scary, like, skull and crossbone type tattoos.

[Adam Devine]

And that's how you met Zach.

[Blake Anderson]

His chest said, I am a Hell's Angel. You better believe it, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You better watch out. I'm a real hell angel. And the Mongols as well.

[Adam Devine]

Two biker gangs.

[Blake Anderson]

Them too.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm in that.

[Adam Devine]

We're getting down to his pubic hair now. You're like, what is it?

[Blake Anderson]

Can I. I'm in all the biker gangs, bud.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You better watch out, mc. And I hit hard, and I'm like, where the is he?

[Adam Devine]

Where is he?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Where can bring him to me? And the guy's like, okay, kid.

[Ryan Seacrest]

All right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then they brought him out and he was like, do you want him? He's like, oh, he's right here. And I'm like, no, I'm good. Say I'm good. I'm good.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm good, I'm good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I think if you, if someone is my size and I get hit by him, I would like to believe I would fight a man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Then I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

And, and dear God, this is not an invitation.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't punch us in public.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't punch us.

[Adam Devine]

God, we're, we're old, we're philosophers.

[Blake Anderson]

Please don't hit us.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, I just.

[Kyle Newacheck]

If you, if you want to hit one of us, slide into Blake's DMS and pick a time and place.

[Blake Anderson]

Please don't be on the cruise and hit me. Please don't be on the cruise.

[Adam Devine]

Here's the. Here's the real deal. I will sue you for everything you got. I will be here.

[Blake Anderson]

I will have your ass in a vice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I will. Hey, we'll fuck your wives. Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

We will pass her around.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

We will raise your kid.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That was the rules. Court ordered.

[Adam Devine]

And by the way. And by the way. And now that we've said that. Don't show up on a subway with your wife and punch me and then gesture towards your wife who's willing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, definitely don't do that. Because we want to. We don't want.

[Adam Devine]

This is not what we're doing. We're not setting up some sort of scenario.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We don't want to do this.

[Adam Devine]

We don't want.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Want that.

[Adam Devine]

But if push comes to shove, comes to punching.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But yeah, but if raising your kids to. I have. To your wife and raise your kids, I will.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, absolutely. I'm gonna get him in a good public school. Don't you worry about that. I'm gonna really get.

[Adam Devine]

Please don't punch us. We just. We're just talking. We're just. It's all jokes, guys.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is a. This is the same sort of scenario that you're like.

[Adam Devine]

Like, God damn it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, when you. When someone says something and you want to, like, tee off on them, but, you know, it's. It would be a little inappropriate to tee off in them in that moment. Or like, like, what's like a boss? Like a. Okay, maybe it's a. In a professional setting and someone says something or says. Maybe kind of says a sly comment to you that's like talking down to you a little bit and you're like, in the.

[Adam Devine]

Actually funny in this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, some people. Yeah. And you want to tee off on them, but you choose not to in the moment. And then you go home and you. And you're driving home and then you just have a soliloquy. That's essentially what we're doing now.

[Adam Devine]

So I thought about this the other day. I think there's two types of people in this world, and most comedians are the ones that you just talked about. There are people who don't do the thing in the moment, but they go through it over and over and over and they rehearse and they go, I should have done this, I shouldn't that. And then the other people are the people who do the thing in the moment. And sometimes it works out for them and sometimes it does not. Yeah, meaning like they boss up or they boss up and, like, hits the fan. These people are in jail.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like you are the person that just says in the moment.

[Blake Anderson]

A lot of times you gotta walk it back.

[Adam Devine]

I got. I got all sorts of walk backs. That's why I'm in comedy, because I'm like, okay, here's a scenario. This happened to me. And now we're gonna make it into a tv. TV show. You know what I mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like other people are like. Yeah, I think maybe somebody said some to me as a kid. I punched him and anyway. Or like, they don't think about it. They just move on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, no, I, I, I, the, the handful of times I've, I've had slights. I think about those incessantly. And I have a little list of people that I will never work with. People that. Kyle, I've could have employed that I've chosen not to.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because. Because of past slight transgressions. Thank you, God. Transgressions. And that they've said.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, hey, let it be known.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

How about a tattoo that says, you can't handle these transgressions? Alien.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Don't slight me, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm trans.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Transgression?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Adam Devine]

Adam puts the trans and transgression.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I put the trans and transgression.

[Blake Anderson]

That's kind of cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

If I could pivot to something that probably nobody will want to talk about.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Any take backs, Any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Blake Anderson]

You know what I've been noticing lately? You know, sometimes we. We hang out with our pro sports buddies. We, We. We pop a few zins with them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You know about the Zen.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Constantly popping zins with my pro athlete buddies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We told this story, didn't we?

[Blake Anderson]

No, but I didn't. We talked about Zinni with your homie, what's his name? With Bo Allen. With Matt Chapman. I've been, I've been taking a lot of zins lately.

[Adam Devine]

Zinning. Duh.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm starting to feel like I have, like. You know when you have, like, acid flashbacks? I'm getting, like, weird, like, Zinn tongue.

[Adam Devine]

Like, I don't know, acid flashbacks.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm starting to feel like sometimes my, My tongue feels like there's a zin in my mouth. And it might be. It might be something you Zen trouble.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams.

[Adam Devine]

And Adam, I'm right there with you. But, Blake.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Based on the fact that I haven't done zins. Adam, have you done zins?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I did the one time with Matt Chapman.

[Blake Anderson]

The Matt Chapman.

[Kyle Newacheck]

With Chappie, the professional baseball player.

[Adam Devine]

And so you're asking us about our goat.

[Blake Anderson]

My go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And by the way, I hated it. I've never even done nicotine. Ever. I've never had nicotine.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So. Dude, so I was on the moon. It felt like I was on drugs. Well, on a buzz that turned very quickly. I was like, oh, I'm feeling good. Like, this is. This is great.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, why, are you nauseous or no?

[Kyle Newacheck]

And then all of a sudden, the room started spinning. It felt like I was on a boat. And it's very rocky.

[Blake Anderson]

I felt like I was gonna.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And also vomit. And then I go upstairs and it's an after party for the. The Dr. Phil show that Blake and I were on. Our buddy Adam ray does this Dr. Phil live show. So we. We did that and it's an after party for that. So I know everyone that's up there or like, like, or they know me, you know, so we have to go up and like, glad, hand a bunch of people, right? Like, you know, be gracious, talk to people. I'm spinning. I have to sit in a corner like a. Like a hermit. People are like, oh, is Adam, like, unapproachable? He's being weird. Then these girls come up and talk to me, and then I confide in them. I'm like, I'm feeling like. Like I just did a Zen for the first time. And she goes, I have two zins in my mouth right now. And I'm like, hahaha. She took two zins out of her mouth and made me feel like such a.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I guess. So my question is to TII nation, if any of you do Papa Zin every now and then, do you ever have like, zin back?

[Adam Devine]

Zinsanity.

[Blake Anderson]

Zinsanity that catches. Just catches back up with you. Sometimes my tongue feels like I have.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A Zen yes punch.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think that that's normal. When I was a kid, I was a camp counselor, we would do like chewing tobacco. Like the little bags, you know, but like the dips, whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Not a snus. Not a snus, but like a true.

[Adam Devine]

Like a little bag.

[Blake Anderson]

A little.

[Adam Devine]

What do they call a dip? Some dip. There was some dip, but it was be in a bag usually.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Or I guess it'd be a little. A little pinch. Anyway, I remember. So you're doing this like every day for two weeks, you know. And then I remember getting home and for sure my mouth was calling me to go to a 711 and buy some skull.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Or some Kodiak.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm feeling it back here.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's what it is. It's just. It's just it going. You want more, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Come and send me.

[Blake Anderson]

I haven't zinned in a while, but lately the Zen is calling me, baby.

[Adam Devine]

That's how crazy it's growing me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty addicting that maybe I get into it. Maybe I get. Maybe I try it again just to see if I can get addicted to something else.

[Adam Devine]

If you get punched in the face on the subway and then you. You take your backpack off your bag, you put it. You pull a Zen out, you put it in your lip, you scratch your chest across into an X.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, brother, I'm gonna let you know you're Zin for it. You're Zin for it now.

[Adam Devine]

That's pretty good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Weird.

[Adam Devine]

He's running.

[Blake Anderson]

Thanks, man. Thanks, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Points.

[Blake Anderson]

Self serve. Definitely got to be a take back in there some.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like we dunked on Kyle a little bit when he's not. When he's not here to defend himself. I. No, I hate to do it. I hate to do it because we don't know what he's doing. Not on the pod. He's not on the pod. So we don't know. He could be eating babies. We're not sure, but I don't. I don't like to talk on him. Water trash when he's not here. So he could be off eating babies. We're not sure, but I don't like to talk on him.

[Adam Devine]

Nice.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Nice. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's really cool. I'm a good guy, I guess.

[Adam Devine]

Shout out to Zen. Send us some Zen. We'll do a live segment. We're called the Boy. The Boys Go Zen.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'll do a Zen on. On the Pod. See if I can. Oh, my gosh. On the pod.

[Blake Anderson]

This is actually great. Yeah, that would be really cool to do a fully zined up episode. I would love to see Ders just now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How does Zen affect your teeth or.

[Adam Devine]

I think it boosts. Got a boost.

[Blake Anderson]

Testosterone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Testosterone, yeah. Is that why you started to maybe boost your testosterone?

[Blake Anderson]

I have no problem with my levels. I'm feeling. I'm actually feeling super jacked lately, so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, all right.

[Adam Devine]

You got some new pr. Some new personal records. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say I ran the other day, and I envisioned us. Envisioned us doing the Malibu Triathlon. And I'm like, if I'm the guy who's running scene.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I won't let you guys down. I promise. I promise.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, is your body dude betraying you? What's happening?

[Kyle Newacheck]

My body's fully. My body's fully betrayed.

[Blake Anderson]

Can you bike yet or no?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I'm back to barely walking again. I've. I've. It's. My body has failed me once again. It was going really good there for a while, and then it started to betray me again.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You look so good, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thanks. Thanks.

[Blake Anderson]

Every time I see you, you look good, but you're just.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thanks, dude. I, I, I'm not drinking and I'm eating way less. And that's the trick. Turns out I don't get it known.

[Adam Devine]

Who would have thought?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Allegedly. So probably no triathlon in my near future. I'm hoping next year I'm back, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Triathlon. Maybe we get, I don't know. Yeah, we just huddle up in the three of us and it's a cry triathlon anyway.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be kind of cool. I would enter that.

[Adam Devine]

I got no taste. Today was.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, that was another episode of this is important.

[Adam Devine]

The cause of diarrhea. Either you have diarrhea or you, you get diarrhea too.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I love you guys.

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Then. And guess what? They're crossing the road where they shouldn't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Blake Anderson]

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